1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:12,115 ♪ Shadows falling baby 4 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:13,943 ♪ We stand alone 5 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:17,555 ♪ Out on the street Anybody you meet ♪ 6 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:20,384 ♪ Got a heartache Of their own ♪ 7 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,517 ♪ It oughta be illegal 8 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:26,564 ♪ Make it a crime To be lonely or sad ♪ 9 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:29,698 ♪ It oughta be illegal 10 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:34,703 ♪ You got a reason for livin' You battle on ♪ 11 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:37,097 ♪ With the love You're livin' on ♪ 12 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:40,491 ♪ You gotta be mine ♪ 13 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:43,103 ♪ We take it away ♪ 14 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:49,544 ♪ It's gotta be night and day Just a matter of time ♪ 15 00:01:58,247 --> 00:01:59,815 ♪ And we got nothing to be 16 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:03,514 ♪ Guilty of our love 17 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:08,997 ♪ Will climb any mountain Near or far we are ♪ 18 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:13,698 ♪ And we never let it end 19 00:02:13,741 --> 00:02:16,788 ♪ We are devotion 20 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:19,617 ♪ And we got nothing To be sorry for ♪ 21 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:24,927 ♪ Our love is one In a million eyes ♪ 22 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:30,759 [mechanical owl whirring, beeps] 23 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,738 [Gene] Good morning, Yoyo. 24 00:02:53,781 --> 00:02:55,349 [Yoyo] Morning, Gene. Has it started? 25 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,525 [Gene] They're waiting for you,sir. You better get changed. 26 00:02:57,567 --> 00:02:58,526 [Yoyo] Okey-dokey. 27 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,486 [alarm beeps] 28 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:09,014 [suspenseful music playing] 29 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:51,055 Would anyone like a drink before we get started? 30 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:54,495 No, thank you. 31 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:56,801 Well, I'm going to make myself.. 32 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,630 a "suicide." 33 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:12,556 Just a little bit of root beer, traditional cola, 34 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,341 just a touch of lemon-lime spritz, 35 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:18,301 orange up, and my secret ingredient... 36 00:04:19,954 --> 00:04:22,218 just a dash of lemon-infused iced tea. 37 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:25,917 I like the extra bite. 38 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,621 It's perfect. 39 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:37,581 Is it ready? 40 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,017 Finally, yes. 41 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,411 After years of work, I have developed 42 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:43,718 genetically modified mosquitos 43 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:45,807 and a way to control them. 44 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:52,944 This remote here, activates that receiver under the cow, 45 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:55,556 releasing a signal attracting the mosquitos. 46 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:57,688 These are not just itchy mosquito bites. 47 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:01,039 One sting will kill a large animal within minutes. 48 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:05,217 So, hypothetically speaking, 49 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:07,655 if the receiver was placed, say, 50 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:10,919 in the middle of a small town, 51 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:13,008 the mosquitoes would then fly towards it 52 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:16,446 stinging and killing everyone in the town? 53 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,363 -Hypothetically. -Well, 54 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:23,323 given that we have thousands of mosquitos, 55 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,499 we could kill thousands of people 56 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,588 but we don't wanna do that, right? 57 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:32,201 We're using these to kill animals with rabies, right? 58 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:33,898 In South Africa? 59 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:37,337 There was a problem with rabid herds of animals? You said? 60 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:41,253 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! 61 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:44,605 You cannot get away with this! My house is full of evidence! 62 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:46,737 Yoyo. 63 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:48,826 [machine beeping] 64 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:53,570 -[Dr. Bradley screams in agony] -Goodbye, Dr. Bradley. 65 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,094 [alarm blaring] 66 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:59,315 [screaming] 67 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,719 [Dr. Lady] Now, no one can stop me. 68 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:13,938 No one. 69 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:14,852 ♪ Let's go girls 70 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:19,553 ♪ Come on... 71 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:23,818 Whenever I watch those movies 72 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,428 -where they're in the 1800s... -[Star] Oh. 73 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,387 I can't stop thinking, 74 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,954 did everybody just-- Gosh, I don't wanna be rude-- 75 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:31,434 -Stink? -Yes. 76 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:32,870 Yes, I know. I think about it all the time. 77 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:34,350 -They didn't have deodorant! -No. 78 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,004 They didn't have toilets, didn't brush their teeth! 79 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,048 -Everyone had yellow teeth. -Yeah. 80 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:38,659 Yellow teeth was just the regular color. 81 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:39,921 -It was the norm. -The regular color. 82 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:41,575 -Yes, everyone had it. -[Barb scoffs] 83 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:45,579 ♪ No inhibitions Make no conditions ♪ 84 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:48,408 ♪ Get a little outta line... 85 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:49,626 I had a dream 86 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:51,759 that I made love with that man on the Pringles can. 87 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:54,065 -What flavor of Pringles was it? -Plain. I like everything plain. 88 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:55,763 -Plain Pringles are the best. -Just plain. 89 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:56,764 -Yeah. -You know who I always 90 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:59,288 -had a crush on? Mr. Peanut. -Who? Oh, my gosh. 91 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:01,029 -Something about him. -But he's so smart. 92 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,770 -He had that little monocle. -And a top hat. 93 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:04,989 -Love a man with a top hat. -Me too. 94 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:08,732 ♪ Oh, oh, oh Go totally crazy... ♪ 95 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:11,169 God, it's so funny to think all the raccoons in the world 96 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,388 -are sleeping right now. -What? 97 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,782 Listen, I don't really know more than what I've already said. 98 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:17,175 And some of what I said I'm not even sure I actually know. 99 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:19,003 -[man] Excuse me. -[both] Hi. 100 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:22,224 -Do you work here? -[both] Yes. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. 101 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:24,966 Great! 'Cause we're interested in this couch you're sitting on. 102 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:27,882 -Hmm, good. Okay. -Um... 103 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,799 -Okay... -Here's the thing. 104 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:33,757 -Um, okay. -[both chuckle nervously] 105 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:38,109 This couch is the floor model. And it's the only one left. 106 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,546 -I'm so sorry. -So, I'm sorry. 107 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,330 -It's soiled up pretty badly. -Is there a discount 108 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:42,984 -since it's the floor model? -Oh. 109 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,639 I'm sorry would you excuse us just for one minute? 110 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,423 Just a quick second. 111 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,946 [both chuckle] 112 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:52,167 -Star. -Barb, what are we gonna do? 113 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,777 -This is our couch. -We've told each other 114 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:56,040 so many things on this couch. Remember when you told me 115 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:57,825 you were afraid you were addicted to caramel? 116 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,783 -Right here on this couch. -Caramel squares. 117 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,916 God, I'm glad that's over. And it was on this couch 118 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,483 you told me my husband was having an affair 119 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:05,746 -with Dina Rankusio. -That was so hard for me. 120 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:07,922 You're a good friend for telling me. Some wouldn't. 121 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:10,054 Well, I couldn't keep that in. I would never lie to you. 122 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:12,535 -I would never lie to you. -Star. 123 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,189 [man] Excuse me, uh, ladies? 124 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,366 Listen, the reason why we're acting a little funny 125 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:20,630 about this couch is because well, we love it. 126 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,806 [both giggling] It's the truth. 127 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:24,547 We sit on it every day. 128 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,680 It's, um, it's our talking couch, you know? 129 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:31,162 So, um, you're telling us not to buy the couch 130 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:34,818 because you wanna sit on it? At work? 131 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:37,472 -That's it. You get it. Yes. -Yes. She gets it. Exactly. 132 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,866 -That's exactly it. -Thank you. 133 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:41,695 Thank you for helping us. That was very helpful. 134 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,347 [both] Thank you so much. 135 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,046 -That's so nice of you. -Oh, my gosh. 136 00:08:45,088 --> 00:08:47,178 -Okay. Look, that was close. -That was the couch. 137 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:49,572 -We should do something. -[Star] We have to rip a hole... 138 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,226 -Why don't we fart on it? -Oh, yes. Let's fart. 139 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:53,183 -Let's fart right now. -[clears throat] 140 00:08:53,227 --> 00:08:54,924 [both gasp] Hi. 141 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,231 I called you both 142 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,407 in here today because... 143 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:02,280 Wait, Star are you even supposed to be working today? 144 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,718 Oh, I always come in when Barb works. 145 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:07,068 She does the same. Don't worry, you're not paying us double. 146 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:08,417 Wait. I thought you were working today. 147 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,027 No! I thought you were the one working. 148 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,160 -Gosh, that's so funny. -[Barb overlaps indistinctly] 149 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:13,901 -It's not the first time... -That this happened. 150 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,206 Sometimes one of us is on the schedule, 151 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,643 -we both come in. -We just come in. 152 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:19,036 Alright. Look. This is very difficult for me to do. 153 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:22,344 But I need to tell you that we're closing the store. 154 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,912 -What? -Oh, I think he means 155 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,304 for renovations. Oh my gosh. 156 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,306 -Are we getting a juke box? -Please tell me 157 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,612 we're getting that jukebox. 158 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,745 No, please stop asking me about that. 159 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:33,660 The store is closing for good. 160 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,966 Apparently, Jennifer Convertibles 161 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,707 as a national chain 162 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:42,799 closed about seven months ago and nobody bothered to tell us. 163 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,671 -So, what does that mean? -What does that mean? 164 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,760 I'm sorry, I know you love it here. 165 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,718 But the good news is that the company 166 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,415 -is giving you severance. -No. Severance? 167 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,374 -We don't wanna be severanced. -No! Please! 168 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,637 This job is our lives. It's our purpose. 169 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,247 Where are we gonna host Thanksgiving? 170 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:57,509 Well, you can-- 171 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:01,470 Wait, you come in here when the store is closed 172 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,472 and host your Thanksgiving dinners? 173 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,304 [both] No. 174 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,220 [Star] God I'm really upset. 175 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,265 I can't believe we're not gonna work here anymore. 176 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,659 I'm grieving. I think... I think I'm really grieving. 177 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,269 Me too, but you know what? 178 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,576 We'll find another job. This small town's full of places 179 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,622 looking to hire women in their 40s. 180 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,754 Yeah. That's the attitude! 181 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,235 -We'll find something better. -Yeah. 182 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:30,238 I mean, we both have high school degrees. 183 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,805 -Well, you do. -Well, I don't. 184 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,763 -I thought you did. -Well, I don't. 185 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,594 -Well, what can we do? -[woman] Ladies! 186 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,856 Hi! 187 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,119 [both] Mickey. 188 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:45,035 [upbeat music playing] 189 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,735 -You look amazing. -You look great. 190 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,388 -Wow. -Miguel and I just got back 191 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,781 from vacation. 192 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,392 My dermatologist is not gonna be happy with me. 193 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:57,700 I soaked up some mega rays. [laughs] 194 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,789 Gosh, you can see it. You look glowing. 195 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:00,834 You look really dark. 196 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,227 Girls, I might just pack up and moved there. 197 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:04,968 -What? Where? -[both] Where did you go? 198 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,971 It's this tiny little oasis on the coast of Florida. 199 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,843 It's people like us. Mid-lifers 200 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:12,976 who still like to strut past the pool and stop the party 201 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:16,110 dead in its tracks with a tube top and full jewelry. 202 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,286 -Oh. Yeah. -[Mickey] I'm not kidding. 203 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,853 I feel like I got a soul-douche. 204 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,203 -A soul-douche? Well... -[chuckling] 205 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,813 And not that I was looking, 206 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:26,511 but there are so many gorgeous men there. 207 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,035 We're talking Tommy Bahama 208 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,384 from head to toe. 209 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,516 [both] Tommy Bahama. 210 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,562 Put that with a 24-hour CVS 211 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,433 and you got yourself a party. 212 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:38,785 I mean best week of my life. You girls have got to go. 213 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,874 -Well, not the best-- -Oh, yeah, no. 214 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,266 -We're not-- -Time right now. 215 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,354 We're not in a place 216 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,008 -to really go anywhere. -We can't really leave. 217 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,357 I'll drop off a brochure later. 218 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,969 -Oh, wow. Thank you. -Oh, yeah. 219 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,535 -That won't be necessary. -I mean, yeah. 220 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,233 It'd be nice to see what it looks like. 221 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,538 What's the name of the place again? 222 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,236 Vista Del Mar! 223 00:11:56,890 --> 00:12:00,023 -View of the swordfish. -View of the mar. 224 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,507 [Debbie] Before we begin I just wanna thank 225 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,597 Barb and Star for hosting tonight's talking club 226 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,599 and for making their famous, 227 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,385 usual hot dog soup. Again. 228 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,344 -You're welcome. -It's a simple recipe. 229 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,259 -Simple. -Oh, Gail's not here, 230 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:21,697 but it's 6:00 on the dot. So, it's time to lock the door. 231 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,267 -[knocking on door] -[Gail] I'm here. 232 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,095 You're late Gail, buh-bye. 233 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:33,840 Well, Talking Club is officially in session. 234 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,973 I was really hoping to talk this week about horses. 235 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,106 Specifically my horse, 236 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,021 and the spectacular time we had-- 237 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,023 You know the rules, Delores. 238 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,242 We only share about the topic 239 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,244 that we pick out of the talking jar. 240 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,377 Give me your soup. 241 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,606 Today's topic is... 242 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:04,609 jobs. 243 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,567 [women groan] 244 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:09,963 [Pinky] I wanted to talk about my job at the Christmas store. 245 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:13,053 I know everyone thinks it's not busy right now, 246 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:16,056 but we are... all year round. 247 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,494 -I believe you. -Thank you. 248 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,888 Well, I love my job at the pharmacy. 249 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,542 I get to play with the pills, 250 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,589 and sometimes I shake them along to the music. 251 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,418 Star, we can't tell the ladies what happened today. 252 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,507 What? You mean lie? We can't. 253 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,901 Oh, we just lost our job at the hottest place in town. 254 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,554 -What will they think of us? -[Debbie] Oh, 255 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,991 and I love my uniform. 256 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,427 It's all white, 257 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:42,604 so I get to set myself apart with character socks. 258 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,085 -[all gasp] -Those look fun. 259 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,957 These have coffee cups and coffee beans on them. 260 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,568 -[laughs] I wish you dress me. -I don't have time. 261 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,875 Barb and Star? What about you guys? 262 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,095 I mean, you guys work at the hottest place in town! 263 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,010 Maybe socks would be a good topic. 264 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,186 Oh, yes. I love the socks without ankle. 265 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:02,102 Barb, Star, the topic is jobs. 266 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,106 Tell us about your jobs. 267 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,369 -Oh. Well... -Oh. 268 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:13,417 -[both] Uh... Today was... -Uh, it was busy. 269 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,375 -It was busy. -Yeah. 270 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:17,465 [both] So, we had a lot of-- Big delivery. 271 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,641 -[Star] One big delivery. -With furniture. 272 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,164 -And sofa. -Tables. 273 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,600 [both] There was a guy. 274 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,428 -[Star] He was delivering, -[both] He was tall. 275 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,388 -[Barb] The other was shorter. -[both] Not as tall. 276 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,520 -[Star] We filled out paperwork. -Inventory. 277 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:30,652 Did everything. 278 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,176 -Then we had to load it all in. -[Barb] To look at the samples. 279 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,396 -...brought the samples. -[Star] ...clipboard. 280 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,789 -[Barb] Made some tea. -We signed up. 281 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,140 [both] And then we got a promotion. 282 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,184 -Oh! -What? 283 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,447 -Wow! -Congrats. 284 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,232 [Gail] Congratulations you guys! 285 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,887 -Go home, Gail. -[woman] We're so proud of you. 286 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,410 We should do a toast. 287 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:50,890 [neighs] 288 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:55,285 What? That's how I cheers with my horse. 289 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,898 [snorts, chuckles] 290 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,510 Barb and I lost our jobs. 291 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,294 [gasp] 292 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,557 Sorry. The store closed. 293 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,082 And the story we just told you about the delivery, 294 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,127 the men coming, the trucks, the nightstands, 295 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,563 the fabric samples, the couches, 296 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:15,131 the tall guy and the shorter guy that wasn't as tall? 297 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,959 -That was a lie! [whimpers] -[gasp] 298 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,091 Oh, damn. 299 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:23,139 We all know there are only three major rules in Talking Club. 300 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,229 Rule number one, no sneakers. 301 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,972 Rule number two, no swearing except for the "F" word. 302 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:34,281 Rule number three, no lying. 303 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,370 You two are banned from the club. 304 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,458 -What? -What? 305 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,764 [Debbie] Ladies, grab your purses, and pocket books. 306 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,332 -[Barb] No, Debbie, please. -Isn't there like 307 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,986 a three-strike rule or something? 308 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,380 Please, we won't do it again. This is all we have left. 309 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,077 -Can we have one more chance? -[Star] One more chance. 310 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,644 -[Barb] Please. -[Star] It was just one lie. 311 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,994 -[Barb] Give us a chance. -We don't know what to say. 312 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:55,171 [dramatic music playing] 313 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,520 [door closes] 314 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:02,222 Barb, are you upset with me? I'm sorry I blurted it out. 315 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,312 [Barb] Star, no. I can never be upset with you. 316 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:09,359 It's okay, we lied. We deserved it. 317 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,929 Do you know they make denim culottes? 318 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,453 They're for our weather. 319 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,238 Do you think Jennifer Convertibles closing 320 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,282 was a sign? 321 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,719 And getting kicked out of Talking Club? 322 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,765 A sign? 323 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,073 Okay. You know those days when you see me 324 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,118 -just staring at the carpet? -Yes. 325 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,946 Sometimes I daydream. 326 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,427 About life outside of this place. 327 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,648 Maybe something is telling us to do something different. 328 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:40,347 -Oh, my gosh. Yes. -Yes? Oh! 329 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,827 Should we try those socks with individual toes? [laughs] 330 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,133 -Yeah. -What do they feel like? 331 00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,091 I've always wondered. 332 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,050 I wonder how my toes will react. They've always been together. 333 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,312 I think they'll like it. 334 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,445 -What if it's something bigger? -Like what? 335 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,839 -Like this. -[tropical tune plays] 336 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,189 -A trip? -Yes. 337 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:57,799 -Star-- -No, look, 338 00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:00,019 look at these two people. Look how happy they are. 339 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,282 Imagine that's you and me riding on that banana boat. 340 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,979 Just bouncing around 341 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,112 with our arms and legs spread wide open 342 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,940 with water and air going all inside of us. 343 00:17:08,983 --> 00:17:10,464 This is dangerous. 344 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,031 Things happen to people on trips. 345 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,510 What if we get lost, or poisoned, 346 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,556 or we get a rash? What if they put us in jail 347 00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:17,210 'cause they think we put drugs in our butts? 348 00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:18,515 What if we fall out of a car? 349 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,647 Have you heard of traveler's diarrhea, Star? 350 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,782 Your stomach doesn't care where you are, it just releases. 351 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,785 Haven't you ever wondered if the real ocean 352 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,178 sounds like our noise machine? 353 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,093 The real ocean has strong currents. 354 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,877 And people get swept out, and they sink and they drown. 355 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,098 [sighs] Okay. 356 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,711 I know things changed for you after Ron died. 357 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,713 They certainly did for me after Carmine Left. 358 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,888 But we used to have fun. 359 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,675 Remember that one time we went on a haunted hay ride? 360 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,676 -[both chuckle] -And we got chased by that man 361 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,505 with a Jack-o'-lantern head and a chainsaw. 362 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:52,854 And then we heard later 363 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,378 he wasn't an actor, he just escaped from the local prison. 364 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,945 -[laughs] He was a real killer. -Killer. 365 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,816 -He was trying to kill us. -[both] Oh. 366 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,341 Remember the 4th of July when we roller skated through town 367 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,907 in our sequined leotards? 368 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,822 And my sparkler caught your hair on fire? 369 00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,737 And then my hair caught your hair on fire. 370 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,697 [both laughing] We caught each other's hair on fire. 371 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,394 Oh. 372 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:19,707 Barb, I feel like... we lost our... shimmer. 373 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,450 Isn't that just what happens when you get older? 374 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,582 No. I mean, it doesn't have to. 375 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,976 We still have a chance to be those people again. 376 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,457 [scoffs] I mean, look all of our stories. 377 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,111 They're-- they're from the past. 378 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,374 We don't have any stories from now. 379 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,379 I feel like we're fading away. 380 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,121 I don't wanna fade away. 381 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,384 Hey, look, I know you're afraid something is gonna go wrong, 382 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,734 but what if it doesn't? 383 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,997 What if we go there and have a time of our lives? 384 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,042 We lay on the beach and we feel the sun 385 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,740 and we have breakfast and have muffins 386 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,481 and croissants with all kinds of jelly-- 387 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,091 -Let's do it. -What? 388 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,703 I can't believe I'm saying this. Let's throw caution to the wind 389 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,314 like a couple of rock and rollers! 390 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,663 -[Star] Really? -Yes. 391 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,665 -Barb. -Star. 392 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:08,190 [both] Let's go to Vista Del Mar. 393 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,452 [both squeal] 394 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,064 [Barb] I'm gonna bring those culottes I bought at Kaboom. 395 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,762 -[Star] Culottes? -[Barb] My fringe shorts. 396 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,242 -[Star] Tangerine pants. -[Barb] Oh, my curlers. 397 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,418 I don't want anything to happen to my curlers. 398 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,290 -Anyway-- -[Star] Cheese pizza. 399 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,510 Gosh, let me just get mushroom. Well. 400 00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,729 [Barb] Traveler's checks. Leftover from my wedding. 401 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,644 [Star] For the shower. Safety first. 402 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:30,212 [Barb] Always good to bring a little piece of art 403 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,083 -from home. -[Star] We're gonna buy a lot 404 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,346 -of Florida cookies. -[Barb] Some rope. 405 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,782 [Star] This is gonna be for the cheese pizza. 406 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,131 [Barb] My curlers. 407 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,221 [Star] This is a toilet scrubber and a back scrubber. 408 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,832 [Barb] Maybe it's time to put the curlers in. 409 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,052 -[Star] Vista Del Mar... -[Barb] Here we come. 410 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,752 [suspenseful music playing] 411 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,279 What's on your mind? 412 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,150 [Dr. Lady] I'm just nervous something is going to go wrong. 413 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,196 I even tried to distract myself today 414 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,633 by training some of the mice from the lab. 415 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:02,462 Everything is going to be fine. I promise. 416 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,115 I want you to get there early. 417 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,465 Get the lay of the land. 418 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,118 Here's the microchip. 419 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,904 The receiver cannot be activated without it. 420 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,298 Be very careful with it. It's fragile. 421 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,865 There's a compartment for it in your belt. 422 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,824 Yoyo designed it. 423 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,869 God, I love that little boy... 424 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,132 And most importantly... 425 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,222 the antidote. 426 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,397 You might get stung. 427 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,703 This will make you immune to the poison. 428 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:30,359 -I won't let you down, my love. -No, you won't. 429 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:36,583 I've been working on this plan my entire life. 430 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:41,675 And now, it's finally time. 431 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,807 [Edgar] I can't wait for all of this to be over. 432 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,853 After what those people did to you, 433 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,028 and for you to be happy, 434 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,944 and for us to be an official couple. 435 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,124 Um... 436 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,521 Mm-hmm. Yes. 437 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,350 You do wanna be together, right? 438 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,701 -Be an official couple? -Mm-hmm. 439 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,095 Yes, of course I do. 440 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,575 [chuckles] I'm just, um, 441 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:15,491 it's hard for me relax. You know, until this is over. 442 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:17,972 -You understand. -Yeah. 443 00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,234 So... 444 00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,672 don't screw it up. 445 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,979 [climatic orchestra music plays] 446 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,374 Strings, you're still off. 447 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,419 -[mice groan] -[conductor squeaking angrily] 448 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:31,551 The rest can have cheese. 449 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:33,422 [mice squeaking excitedly] 450 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,469 [tropical music playing] 451 00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:41,169 Woo! Well, I was not prepared for that take off. 452 00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:42,257 Me neither. 453 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,564 Ma'am, I apologize for screaming at the top of my lungs. 454 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:45,608 Mm. 455 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:49,395 -What? A free magazine! [gasps] -What? 456 00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,658 I have got to read this interview with Don Cheadle. 457 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,443 Oh, I love him. You know that reminds me, 458 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,358 the other day I said to myself... 459 00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:58,621 I cannot think of a famous actress named Trish. 460 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,102 You're kidding. That's my favorite name. 461 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:04,192 What? Mine too! How did we never talk about this? 462 00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:08,631 To me, a woman named Trish is a woman you can count on. 463 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,547 Really has her act together. Athletic, natural. 464 00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:13,984 Just real natural. And loves the holidays. 465 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:16,509 Trish? At Christmas? Forget it. 466 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:18,075 She gets everybody a gift. 467 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,773 -What about Halloween? -Oh. 468 00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:22,253 Trish leaves a big pot of candy for the kids. 469 00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,212 -Yeah. -[both] Because she trusts. 470 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:25,561 -[chuckle] -[Barb] She'd be out 471 00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,041 -with her girlfriends. -[Star] Country-dancing. 472 00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:28,695 [Barb] She has a natural sense of rhythm. 473 00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:30,349 She'd have one ear double-pierced. 474 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,915 -And the other... -Just single. 475 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,701 Once when I was applying for a job at Talbots, 476 00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:36,964 -I told them my name was Trish. -What? [laughs] 477 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:39,314 Well, remember when I was in that hit and run 478 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,663 -and that lady passed? -Uh-huh. 479 00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:42,099 -Her name was Trish. Yeah. -Really? 480 00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:44,101 [Barb] Trish loses one of her ears in a twister, 481 00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:46,277 -but not her hearing. -She's a storm chaser. 482 00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:47,931 Her mom doesn't want her to be. 483 00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,716 -Their relationship is tough. -Hmm. 484 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:52,022 Trish always wanted to be a portrait photographer. 485 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:54,416 She loves people. She would always say, 486 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,679 "A person's face says a lot about how they look." 487 00:22:56,723 --> 00:22:58,159 -Oh, that's beautiful. -Yeah. 488 00:22:58,202 --> 00:22:59,378 [Star] Okay. 489 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,901 -Trish's favorite number? -[both] Four. 490 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,642 -Her favorite animal? -[both] Hen! 491 00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:04,426 -Trish's favorite movie? -Oh. 492 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:05,775 -Short Circuit. -The Ring. 493 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,516 [both laugh] 494 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,476 And then she said, "You know what, skin cancer? 495 00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:12,739 "You are not gonna take me. 496 00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:15,872 "Because I'm gonna take my own life." 497 00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:17,744 And she did. 498 00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:22,226 She jumped off that cliff near her house on the Cape. 499 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,706 Dove right into the water, 500 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:27,449 hitting every rock on the way. [sniffles] 501 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:31,061 And now there's a beautiful spirit out there in the ocean. 502 00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,847 And you know what her name is? 503 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,287 [both] It's Trish. 504 00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:42,464 [both sobs] Trish. 505 00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:45,859 ♪ Florida♪ 506 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,645 ♪ Florida 507 00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:53,562 ♪ Going back to the peninsula 508 00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:57,740 ♪ Ooh, Florida 509 00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,788 [indistinct chatter] 510 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:06,749 I'm here. 511 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,451 Oh, the air feels different here. 512 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,365 Oh, my God, you're right. 513 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:16,455 Smells like Red Lobster. 514 00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:20,154 Look, it's the shuttle for our hotel! 515 00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:22,286 Oh, my God. 516 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:24,506 ♪ Florida♪ 517 00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:28,075 ♪ Florida 518 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,471 ♪ Going back to the peninsula 519 00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:35,952 ♪ Ooh, Florida 520 00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:40,130 ♪ Ooh, Florida 521 00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,699 ♪ Florida 522 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:51,925 -Oh, my Star. -Oh, my Barb. 523 00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:53,274 Let me take your bags, ma'am. 524 00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:55,058 -[gasps] -Check in's over there. 525 00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:56,538 Hope you had a nice flight. 526 00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,154 ♪ Welcome to Palm Vista 527 00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:06,243 ♪ A Floridian paradise 528 00:25:06,287 --> 00:25:08,550 ♪ All your dreams Come true here ♪ 529 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:10,726 ♪ Every drink Is served with ice ♪ 530 00:25:13,076 --> 00:25:14,991 ♪ We're here To please every member ♪ 531 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,950 ♪ We love the pie in town 532 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,518 ♪ It's a middle-age Nirvana 533 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,563 ♪ At the Palm Vista Hotel 534 00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:23,696 ♪ Add this macaroni salad ♪ 535 00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:25,959 ♪ At the all You can eat buffet ♪ 536 00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:27,874 ♪ We'll chop your food With passion ♪ 537 00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,093 ♪ We'll change your sheets here Every day ♪ 538 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:31,573 ♪ Well, almost every day 539 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:35,838 ♪ Everywhere I look I see official couples ♪ 540 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:40,277 ♪ And soon My turn will come around ♪ 541 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:45,369 ♪ A man must do what it takes To win his sweetheart ♪ 542 00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:49,243 ♪ So I'm gonna kill everyone In this town ♪ 543 00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,593 ♪ The spa is so relaxing ♪ 544 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,552 ♪ The ocean is aquamarine 545 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,815 ♪ I'm recovering From my divorce here ♪ 546 00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:59,514 ♪ And the pool has chlorine ♪ 547 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:05,476 ♪ So get ready For the time of your life ♪ 548 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:10,960 ♪ We're gonna rock Your freaking bell ♪ 549 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:14,268 ♪ Are you ready For your soul-douche ♪ 550 00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:17,445 -♪ Soul-douche -♪ Soul-douche 551 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:20,274 ♪ Soul-douche 552 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,668 ♪ At the Palm Vista ♪ 553 00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:25,714 ♪ The Palm Vista The Palm... ♪ 554 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:27,368 ♪ Vista... 555 00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:29,849 ♪ Motel♪ 556 00:26:29,892 --> 00:26:32,329 [man] Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop. 557 00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:37,247 Did you say Palm Vista Motel? 558 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,466 Uh, yeah. 559 00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:39,728 ♪ The beds are tempurpedic 560 00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:41,338 No, Jerry! No. You're late again. 561 00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:42,513 And the song is over. 562 00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:45,604 Ma'ams, I am so sorry, 563 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:49,651 but this is the Palm Vista Hotel Spa and Salon. 564 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:52,741 You are clearly staying at the Palm Vista Motel 565 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:54,395 which is right outside the doors 566 00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:57,267 two football fields away across the hot parking lot. 567 00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:58,399 So, have a good day. 568 00:26:58,442 --> 00:26:59,792 [both stammering] Can we stay here? 569 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:01,489 You have any rooms? We really like it here. 570 00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:03,491 Ladies, you can flirt with me all you want, 571 00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,101 but it's not gonna change my mind. 572 00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:07,234 There is absolutely no vacancies. 573 00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:09,192 We are completely booked up 574 00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:11,760 because of this weekend's Seafood Jam. 575 00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:12,848 Have a great day. 576 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,199 [manager] Oh, brother. 577 00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:19,638 [somber music playing] 578 00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:27,689 [doorbell chimes] 579 00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:30,823 We'll, this looks nice too. 580 00:27:31,432 --> 00:27:34,087 Oh, look at that. Painting. 581 00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:37,873 Oh, hi. Hi. 582 00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:39,266 -Hi. -Hi. 583 00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:41,747 We have a reservation under Barb and Star. 584 00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:44,140 Okay, six nights? 585 00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:45,576 -Yup. -Yup. Mm-hmm. 586 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,230 Yeah. Do you want towels? 587 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:49,929 -Yes, uh, yeah, uh-huh. -Yeah I think so. 588 00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:51,800 Do you need sheets? 589 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:56,413 -Probably. -Yeah, for the bed. [laughs] 590 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,112 No pillows though, okay? 591 00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:06,728 -Okay. -Okay. 592 00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:10,558 -[laughs] -Gosh. 593 00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,126 This is peaceful. 594 00:28:14,562 --> 00:28:16,695 [Barb] I like how the stains everywhere look like designs. 595 00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:18,305 [Star] Oh, yeah. 596 00:28:18,348 --> 00:28:19,741 I am warm though. 597 00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:20,786 -Me too. -Yeah. 598 00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:22,178 -I'm really warm. -Yeah. 599 00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:25,225 I have an idea. What if we go check out the pool 600 00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:27,053 -over at the nice hotel? -Star. 601 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:29,316 -Is that even legal? -I honestly don't know. 602 00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:33,015 -[laughs] -[Star laughs] Come. 603 00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:35,931 -[Star] Oh. Woo. -[Barb] Whoa, gosh. 604 00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:37,628 -[Star] Better get some water. -[Barb] My eyes-- 605 00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:38,978 I don't see anything. 606 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:41,458 ♪ The sun will come out Tomorrow♪ 607 00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:44,592 ♪ Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow ♪ 608 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:46,637 ♪ There'll be sun 609 00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:50,119 ♪ Just thinkin' about tomorrow ♪ 610 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:52,948 ♪ Clears away the cobwebs And the sorrow ♪ 611 00:28:52,992 --> 00:28:55,081 ♪ 'Til there's none 612 00:28:55,124 --> 00:28:58,084 ♪ With the day that's gray 613 00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:01,217 ♪ And lonely I just stick out my chin ♪ 614 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:05,526 ♪ And grin, and say ♪ 615 00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:09,530 [indistinct chatter] 616 00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:13,012 Mickey was right. Everyone here is so friendly! 617 00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:15,101 I know. Star? 618 00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:16,537 -What? -That guy is waving at you. 619 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,887 I think he likes you. You should take a lover 620 00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,106 -on this trip. -Barb, 621 00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:22,848 men are not attracted to me, okay? The guy's just being nice. 622 00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:25,328 And Carmine was proof of that when he left me for Dina! 623 00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:26,634 That is not true. 624 00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:28,897 Men find me disgusting, and I'm okay with it. 625 00:29:28,941 --> 00:29:30,943 Star, if I said it once, I said it a million times, 626 00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,335 you could model for effin' Chico's, 627 00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:34,250 -and I'm not just saying that. -Chico's? 628 00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:37,079 -Come on. I wish. -Or Costco. 629 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:38,733 I'm talking the Kirkland brand. 630 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,388 Kirkland? Oh, my God. 631 00:29:41,431 --> 00:29:43,085 -[Barb] Oh, my God. -[giggling] 632 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:45,914 I think I'm gonna try the frog's legs. 633 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,307 What? Oh, gosh, I couldn't. 634 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:48,874 Every time I think of frog legs 635 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:50,353 I think of Kermit riding his bicycle 636 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:52,268 and how much he used his legs. He really needed them. 637 00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:54,793 He did. Oh, I feel bad now. 638 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:57,099 Okay. I'm gonna do the veal-stuffed manatee. 639 00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,494 Ooh. I'm gonna try 640 00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:02,148 the fried bald eagle babies. 641 00:30:02,191 --> 00:30:04,454 -Oh, yum. -Excuse me, ladies? 642 00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:05,542 [both] Hi. 643 00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:07,936 Can I see you out of the pool, please? 644 00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:10,417 [both] We're so sorry. 645 00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:12,027 -Please. You're right. -I knew this was gonna happen. 646 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:14,943 -She said we'd go to jail. -The other motel, it was so hot. 647 00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:16,379 -[both overlapping] -Stop! 648 00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:17,598 Ladies listen. 649 00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:21,080 There's been a cancellation and we have a room available. 650 00:30:21,123 --> 00:30:22,081 -What? Here? -What? 651 00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:23,996 It's not really a cancellation. 652 00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:26,825 The family that was in the room is missing. 653 00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:27,826 [both] Oh! 654 00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,349 It's probably the husband. 655 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:31,786 It's always the husband. He reported them missing, 656 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,180 the next thing you know, they're stuffed up in a chimney. 657 00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:36,791 Anyway, the room is yours, if you'd like it. 658 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:43,276 [both] Yes. Yes, yes. 659 00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:44,930 Ooh, your voices are really high. 660 00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:50,587 [upbeat tropical music playing] 661 00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:58,247 [gigglingé\g] 662 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:00,902 Oh, my God. 663 00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:02,686 -Look at this room! -[Barb] Woo. 664 00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:05,211 Star, did you see that restaurant? 665 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:06,516 -Oh, yeah. -I'm so excited 666 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,822 it's almost time for dinner! 667 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,258 And time for a cocktail? 668 00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:11,173 -Star! -Okay. You go in the bathroom, 669 00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:12,653 I'll lay out our bottoms and tops! 670 00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:13,872 You know what should wear tonight? 671 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:15,917 [both] Our evening culottes! 672 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:20,966 [Edgar] Everything's going according to plan, my love. 673 00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:22,663 I'm also missing you. 674 00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:25,579 There are lots of people here, lots of official couples. 675 00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:27,233 Do you miss me? 676 00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:33,108 Oh, well, you're usually here. And now you're not. 677 00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:34,849 And I know you're gone. 678 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:38,331 And when you return, you'll be back. 679 00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:39,593 Is that what you mean? 680 00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:42,117 -Never-mind. -Oh, Edgar, 681 00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:43,902 I feel like I'm sensing some 'tude. 682 00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:45,947 -No, no. -[Dr. Lady] I really must run. 683 00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:47,427 Yoyo and I have been playing hide and seek 684 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,472 and I haven't seen him since last night. 685 00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:50,734 [line disconnects] 686 00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:54,869 [sighs] 687 00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:57,698 [piano playing] 688 00:31:57,741 --> 00:31:59,091 Good evening, ladies and gentleman, 689 00:31:59,134 --> 00:32:00,527 I'm Richard Cheese. 690 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:03,399 ♪ What I really, really love 691 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:06,141 ♪ When I look Around this place ♪ 692 00:32:06,881 --> 00:32:09,928 ♪ Is all the sets of boobies ♪ 693 00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:12,582 ♪ And I want them in my face 694 00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:15,020 ♪ Hello, boobies 695 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,457 ♪ I love boobies 696 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,154 ♪ I love gazongas 697 00:32:19,198 --> 00:32:22,505 ♪ I love knockers And chimichangas ♪ 698 00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:24,812 ♪ I love melons and bonbons 699 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,422 ♪ And Winnebagos 700 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:29,643 ♪ I'll take a big chest Up shirt potatoes ♪ 701 00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:32,080 ♪ Because I love boobs 702 00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:33,168 Thank you. 703 00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:34,778 Oh, my, these are comfortable. 704 00:32:34,822 --> 00:32:36,476 Put another whiskey, please? 705 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:40,393 -Room number again, please, sir? -Six-eleven. 706 00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:44,353 Oh, 611? Oh, my-- Barb. 707 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,442 Oh, my gosh! He's 611. 708 00:32:46,486 --> 00:32:48,879 Six-eleven? We're in 124! 709 00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:50,533 [both laugh] 710 00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:53,188 -We're in room 124. -And you're... 711 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:55,495 Wow. 712 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:59,716 I'm Barb and this is Star, and you are... 713 00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:02,806 Edgar. 714 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:04,417 -Oh. Edgar. -Nice. 715 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:10,684 I'm sorry, I'm having a bad day. 716 00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:12,599 Oh, no. Are you not going? 717 00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:14,905 That's what's happening with us. 718 00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,603 Traveling really stops you up. 719 00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,170 I mean, my stomach it's like 720 00:33:18,692 --> 00:33:20,999 just a bunch of rolled up sacks in there. 721 00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:23,784 All in line trying to get out, it's like a traffic jam. 722 00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:26,004 No, uh, work stuff. 723 00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:29,094 Oh, my gosh. We have work stuff too! 724 00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:31,009 -We just lost our dream jobs. -[Star] Yeah. 725 00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:32,488 [Barb] It's been really hard. 726 00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:36,449 Star, why don't you cheer him up with one of your greeting card 727 00:33:36,492 --> 00:33:38,059 -poems? -Oh, Barb. Don't listen to her. 728 00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:39,930 -No. I'm so rusty, no. -Come on. 729 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,062 -Stop it. -Come on. 730 00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:43,238 -Barb? -Sorry, what is this? 731 00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:44,979 Star has a gift, you should share it. 732 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,807 Oh, it's nothing, it's just a silly hobby I have. 733 00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:48,722 I like to make my own greeting cards, specifically 734 00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:51,768 for the middle aged, you know, because we go through stuff. 735 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:53,857 -Don't be shy, come on. -Barb, please. 736 00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:55,511 Do it, just do it. Help this man. 737 00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:59,863 Okay. Okay. [chuckles] Just do one. Gosh. [laughs] 738 00:33:59,907 --> 00:34:01,343 -You're gonna love this. -Okay, 739 00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:03,345 -I'm gonna make it up. -[Barb] She's gonna make it up. 740 00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:05,086 -Okay. -[Barb] Nothing planned. 741 00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:07,610 She's thinking. She's preparing. 742 00:34:07,654 --> 00:34:08,916 We can't force it. 743 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:13,529 Sometimes life's umbrella has holes in it, 744 00:34:15,661 --> 00:34:19,187 and the water just pours all over your shoulders 745 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:22,060 -and your hair. -All right. 746 00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:25,324 But don't worry, because the rain will end. 747 00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:29,371 But you should also get a replacement umbrella 748 00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:30,719 for the next time. 749 00:34:32,635 --> 00:34:35,551 Gosh. [laughs] Was that okay? I was so nervous! 750 00:34:35,594 --> 00:34:37,858 I don't know how she does it. Words just... 751 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:40,295 fall out of her, like, air comes out of a... 752 00:34:41,556 --> 00:34:42,993 -See, I can't do it. -Anyway, 753 00:34:43,036 --> 00:34:44,647 I hope it helped a little. 754 00:34:44,690 --> 00:34:47,259 Yeah, it did actually, yeah. Thank you. 755 00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:48,303 See? 756 00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:51,089 -See? -All right. 757 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:52,655 [applause] 758 00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:54,875 Thank you so much. I'm gonna take a short break. 759 00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:56,398 I'll be right back, thank you. 760 00:34:57,051 --> 00:34:58,879 Okay. I'm back. Thank you. 761 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:00,750 [laughter] 762 00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:03,275 -My turn to pick the drink. -Okay. 763 00:35:03,318 --> 00:35:05,581 Okay. Ooh, George, what's this drink 764 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,192 with the skull and crossbones over it? 765 00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:09,018 Can we get one of those? 766 00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:12,022 [ominous music playing] 767 00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:15,373 It's called The Buried Treasure. 768 00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:17,550 -[ghostly voice] Yo-ho-ho. -No one's ever finished 769 00:35:17,592 --> 00:35:18,551 the whole thing. 770 00:35:19,507 --> 00:35:21,074 But if you get to the bottom, 771 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,337 there's a real treasure. 772 00:35:24,774 --> 00:35:26,775 You sure you guys wanna do this? 773 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:28,126 -Yeah. -[both] Yes. 774 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,518 -Okay. -[Star] I love treasures. 775 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:31,172 -[Barb] Yes. -Yeah. 776 00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:36,134 ♪ Tried to amend My carnivorous habit♪ 777 00:35:37,438 --> 00:35:39,614 ♪ Made it nearly 70 days♪ 778 00:35:40,399 --> 00:35:41,748 You finished that already? 779 00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:42,835 -Mm-hmm. Yeah. -Yeah. 780 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:44,838 Just for the record, we never found the treasure. 781 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,274 You found the chest at the bottom 782 00:35:46,795 --> 00:35:48,102 -with the syrupy liquid? -[all agreeing] Yeah. 783 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,538 -We licked it up. -All the syrup. 784 00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:50,626 -Let's go. -You open up 785 00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:52,237 the scuba diver's mask and found the three pills? 786 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,499 -Uh-hmm. -I took a pill. 787 00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:54,848 -I had one. -I had a pill. 788 00:35:54,891 --> 00:35:59,635 Oh, well, that's you... [distorted] treasure. 789 00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:04,162 [distorted singing] ♪ Cheeseburger in paradise♪ 790 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:09,732 ♪ Heaven on Earth With an onion slice♪ 791 00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:15,434 ♪ Not too particular Not too precise♪ 792 00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:18,567 ♪ Cheeseburger...♪ 793 00:36:25,879 --> 00:36:28,969 ♪ Near, far♪ 794 00:36:29,012 --> 00:36:32,146 ♪ Wherever you are♪ 795 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,453 ♪ I believe that♪ 796 00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:38,631 ♪ The heart does go on♪ 797 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:44,550 I like looking at wicker, but I don't like sitting at it. 798 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,161 Hmm. 799 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:52,253 ♪ Love can touch us one time♪ 800 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:54,777 ♪ And last for a...♪ 801 00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:57,476 Hello, it's me. Of course, you didn't answer. 802 00:36:57,519 --> 00:36:59,739 I'm getting sick of these... 803 00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:04,700 mixed messages, so I've met two young-- 804 00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:08,530 two middle-aged lady friends. 805 00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:11,664 If you don't start giving me this respect thing soon... 806 00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:15,145 And the mission is off. 807 00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:17,322 [hiccups] 808 00:37:17,365 --> 00:37:18,845 [dance music continues] 809 00:37:20,368 --> 00:37:24,242 ♪ My heart will go on...♪ 810 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:28,463 [seagulls squawking] 811 00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:35,775 [phone vibrating] 812 00:37:49,397 --> 00:37:50,790 -[Edgar grunts] -[Barb gasps] 813 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,008 [phone chimes] 814 00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:56,099 -Did we all-- -Yes. 815 00:37:56,709 --> 00:37:58,188 A lot of times. 816 00:37:58,232 --> 00:38:00,626 [Dr. Lady] I just got your message, my darling. 817 00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:03,324 Let's not talk such nonsense about completing the mission. 818 00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:05,413 You know it's hard for me to show it, 819 00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:07,894 but I love you deeply. 820 00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:10,200 I know I rode you guys like a couple of horses. 821 00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:12,551 -Oh. That's why... -There up and down the hallway. 822 00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:14,030 -...my back's a little sore. -Yeah. 823 00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:15,336 -That's why my back-- -It might be sore 824 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,164 from all you did against the table. 825 00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:19,209 -It was two against one there. -Well, that's true. 826 00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:21,299 [Dr. Lady] Miss you. Kiss with tongues. 827 00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:23,431 [Star] We really used the room today and our bodies. 828 00:38:23,475 --> 00:38:26,956 Bye, guys. Thanks very much for the, um, great time. 829 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,784 -Oh, Edgar. Goodbye. -Hey, come on. 830 00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:30,264 -Come on. -Goodbye to you. 831 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,483 -[Barb] Have a great day. -[Star] Bye. 832 00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,485 -Bye. -[both] Goodbye. 833 00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:35,791 -Oh, great. -[laughs] 834 00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:37,445 -Oh. -Well, okay. 835 00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:41,580 Oh, gosh I have to admit I do feel kind of funny. 836 00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:43,059 Was it because I spanked your bottom? 837 00:38:43,103 --> 00:38:44,800 I think it's because he's the first man 838 00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:46,672 I've been with, you know, since Carmine left. 839 00:38:46,715 --> 00:38:49,239 -Oh, I know how you feel. -Yeah. 840 00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:51,198 I haven't been with anyone since Ron. 841 00:38:51,241 --> 00:38:52,547 -You know that. -Yeah. 842 00:38:53,635 --> 00:38:55,289 -Oh. -Edgar was nice though. 843 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,508 -I mean-- -Oh, my gosh. 844 00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:58,640 [both] What a nice man. 845 00:38:58,684 --> 00:39:01,251 -[laughs] -Was such a nice man. 846 00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:04,342 [reggae music playing] 847 00:39:08,824 --> 00:39:11,349 -[Barb] My God! The shop-- -[Star] The shopping here. 848 00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:14,047 I love that magnet I got that says "Flip Flop Zone" 849 00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:15,701 in wacky letters? I wanna look at it. 850 00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:17,616 That ones in the bag that says Pookie McNally's Trinket Hut. 851 00:39:17,659 --> 00:39:19,182 -It's the yellow one. -Oh, yes. 852 00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:20,706 That's where I got my new phone case. 853 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,925 -[laughs] I love it. -It's like I'm listening 854 00:39:22,969 --> 00:39:24,318 -to the ocean. -[Barb] I love it. 855 00:39:24,623 --> 00:39:26,799 -We don't have cell phones. -Oh, no, I'm gonna take it home 856 00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:28,670 -and glue it to our land line. -That's clever. 857 00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:31,194 -I can't believe we found this. -[Star] That's going on our car. 858 00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:33,327 Do you know what my favorite thing is? 859 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,981 -[both] Friendship bracelets? -Yes. 860 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:36,765 I can't believe these were only three dollars. 861 00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:38,680 It's a keepsake, it's a keepsake for life. 862 00:39:38,724 --> 00:39:40,073 [giggling] 863 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:41,596 -It's a little sharp though. -They are sharp. 864 00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:43,598 -They're a little sharp. -Getting my skin a little bit. 865 00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:45,208 We'll break it in. It'll wear down over time. 866 00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:46,732 -[Star] Yeah. -Star. 867 00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:49,299 [Star] A glass bottom boat? 868 00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:51,084 -Let's see what time it leaves. -Let's go fast. 869 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,129 -[Barb] We gotta hurry. Oh, God! -[Star] Okay. 870 00:39:53,173 --> 00:39:54,696 -[Barb] Sea shells! -[Star] What? Gosh. 871 00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:56,611 It's a freakin' clam with googly eyes. 872 00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:07,840 [suspenseful music playing] 873 00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:09,842 Ready to party? 874 00:40:09,885 --> 00:40:14,455 ♪ Near, far, wherever you are♪ 875 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:21,027 [suspenseful music playing] 876 00:40:26,336 --> 00:40:27,555 You imbecile! 877 00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:28,861 I can fix this, I can. 878 00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:30,906 -Fiddlesticks. -Please, just let me try. 879 00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:32,560 I won't mess up again. Please don't worry. 880 00:40:32,604 --> 00:40:33,779 Oh, I won't. 881 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,738 I know if I need to count on someone, 882 00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:39,393 there's another man I could call. 883 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,308 What? What man? 884 00:40:41,351 --> 00:40:43,353 Let's just say when it comes to spies, 885 00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:45,225 I know he won't let me down. 886 00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:47,575 Now, you listen to me and you listen good. 887 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:50,143 You work for me, do you get that? 888 00:40:50,186 --> 00:40:52,450 You are my employee and nothing more 889 00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:55,017 until this gets done. Now, if you'll excuse me 890 00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:56,932 I have a long distance phone call to make. 891 00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:58,630 [Edgar] No, wait, wait. No! 892 00:40:58,673 --> 00:41:00,501 Wait, wait! No! Hello? 893 00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:02,938 [sighs] 894 00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:13,296 ♪ Burning, like my blood's In a pan on a stove ♪ 895 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:16,169 ♪ And its heating me up To the max ♪ 896 00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:19,955 ♪ So I'm running, my legs As just fast as I can ♪ 897 00:41:19,999 --> 00:41:21,653 ♪ To the left, to the right 898 00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:23,872 ♪ I'm a frustrated man 899 00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:27,572 ♪ Now I'm flicking my tiptoes To kick up the sand ♪ 900 00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:29,574 ♪ 'Cause I can't understand 901 00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:34,100 ♪ All these fire That's raging inside me ♪ 902 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:37,843 ♪ Seagulls in the sand Can you hear my prayer ♪ 903 00:41:37,886 --> 00:41:41,673 ♪ I keep trying But I'm getting nowhere ♪ 904 00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:45,633 ♪ Head's gonna fall now Under her spell ♪ 905 00:41:45,677 --> 00:41:50,029 ♪ Am I in heaven Or am I in hell ♪ 906 00:41:51,596 --> 00:41:54,816 ♪ Leaping, doing the splits From my heart ♪ 907 00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:58,603 ♪ Going higher and higher My legs spread apart ♪ 908 00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:02,563 ♪ Now I'm twirling Like a baby ballerina ♪ 909 00:42:02,824 --> 00:42:06,306 ♪ Who's digging a hole With the force of his feet ♪ 910 00:42:06,349 --> 00:42:08,090 ♪ Watch me climbing 911 00:42:08,134 --> 00:42:12,355 ♪ I'm going up a palm tree Like a cat up a palm tree ♪ 912 00:42:12,399 --> 00:42:16,708 ♪ Who's decided To go up a palm tree ♪ 913 00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:20,407 ♪ Seagull on the tire Can you hear my prayer ♪ 914 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:24,280 ♪ I keep trying But I'm getting nowhere ♪ 915 00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:28,241 ♪ Head's gonna fall now Under her spell ♪ 916 00:42:28,284 --> 00:42:34,290 ♪ Am I in heaven Or am I in hell ♪ 917 00:42:34,334 --> 00:42:37,032 ♪ Ooh... 918 00:42:37,076 --> 00:42:40,862 ♪ Ooh... 919 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:44,736 ♪ Ooh... 920 00:42:44,779 --> 00:42:49,523 ♪ Ooh... 921 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:54,310 ♪ Ooh... 922 00:42:54,354 --> 00:42:56,878 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 923 00:42:56,922 --> 00:43:03,711 -♪ Ooh -♪ Ooh 924 00:43:04,973 --> 00:43:06,975 ♪ Woman, I love you 925 00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:10,631 ♪ Seagulls in a group Can you hear my prayer ♪ 926 00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:14,504 ♪ I keep trying But I'm getting nowhere ♪ 927 00:43:14,548 --> 00:43:18,421 ♪ Head's gonna fall now Under her spell ♪ 928 00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:22,991 ♪ This couldn't be heaven I know ♪ 929 00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:26,647 ♪ I'm in... 930 00:43:26,691 --> 00:43:30,042 ♪ Hell 931 00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:36,962 Phew! Well, I gotta be honest, 932 00:43:37,484 --> 00:43:39,399 I don't think I can do another night like last night. 933 00:43:39,442 --> 00:43:41,401 -[Star] Oh. -[both chuckle] 934 00:43:41,444 --> 00:43:42,968 Me neither. My gosh. 935 00:43:43,577 --> 00:43:45,623 Although, you know, Edgar was so nice. 936 00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:46,798 Who? 937 00:43:47,276 --> 00:43:50,192 Oh, um-- Oh, was it Edgar? What was his-- that man's name? 938 00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:52,542 -Oh, I don't know. -Hmm. 939 00:43:52,586 --> 00:43:54,196 -Oh, right. Edgar. -[Star] Yeah. 940 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,415 From last night. 941 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:57,504 Oh, I wasn't thinking about him anymore. 942 00:43:57,547 --> 00:43:58,984 I forgot him. 943 00:43:59,027 --> 00:44:01,726 Me too. Yeah, I should forget all about him. 944 00:44:02,944 --> 00:44:04,554 I think I just wanna stay in tonight. 945 00:44:04,598 --> 00:44:07,035 Sit on the patio and practice my calligraphy. 946 00:44:07,079 --> 00:44:08,384 Maybe write a poem. 947 00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:10,691 And just have a couple of wheat thins, 948 00:44:10,735 --> 00:44:12,606 -and just cool it. -[Barb] Oh, that's a nice idea. 949 00:44:12,954 --> 00:44:13,999 And I'm gonna take a bath. 950 00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,610 -Oh. I won't disturb you. -And I will not disturb you. 951 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:17,698 [both chuckle] 952 00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:19,482 -Okay. -[Star] I'm gonna get my stuff. 953 00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:20,701 Oh, here's my pen. 954 00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:23,791 [tropical music playing] 955 00:44:36,064 --> 00:44:37,544 Okay, I'm in the tub now. 956 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:44,116 [Star] Dearest Edgar, I hope you remember me. 957 00:44:44,159 --> 00:44:45,987 I'm the disgusting woman from last night. 958 00:44:46,031 --> 00:44:47,423 Oh, gosh. 959 00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:50,035 Barb says I shouldn't describe myself that way. 960 00:44:50,078 --> 00:44:53,168 You should know that I've been hurt in the past. 961 00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:55,301 I'm a broken woman. 962 00:44:55,344 --> 00:44:56,737 [laughs] 963 00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:58,652 I haven't written my feelings down in so long, 964 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,436 but, gosh, you lit a fire in me 965 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,569 and I am raging with passion right now. 966 00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:03,701 [squeals] 967 00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:06,486 Okay? Where do I begin? Um... 968 00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:11,317 I was born in a hospital... 969 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,798 [seagulls squawking] 970 00:45:16,104 --> 00:45:17,758 Ah. I get it. 971 00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:20,021 [phone vibrates] 972 00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,677 -Hello? -[man] Edgar Paget? 973 00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:27,289 -Uh, who is this? -[man] Never mind you. 974 00:45:28,247 --> 00:45:29,683 -Uh, what? -[man] For the purpose 975 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,120 of our relationship, I shall remain anonymous. 976 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,470 I'm an associate of you know who. 977 00:45:34,514 --> 00:45:37,778 Oh. Um... [clears throat] hello. 978 00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:39,954 [man] I understand you lost the microchip. 979 00:45:39,998 --> 00:45:42,000 You are in a bit of a conundrum. 980 00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:44,785 Fortunately, I'm the man with the means to replace it. 981 00:45:44,829 --> 00:45:47,875 Don't ask me what they are. That's private. 982 00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,573 -Okay. -[man] You'll hear from me. 983 00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:52,662 Wait for my call from this private number 984 00:45:52,706 --> 00:45:55,056 I'm calling you from right now privately. 985 00:45:55,883 --> 00:45:57,493 Actually, you know what, you came-- 986 00:45:57,537 --> 00:45:58,756 you came up on my-- on my phone. 987 00:45:59,147 --> 00:46:00,975 -[man] I'm sorry. What? -[Edgar] Your number actually 988 00:46:01,019 --> 00:46:02,542 came up on my phone. 989 00:46:03,412 --> 00:46:06,633 Damn it! [scoffs] Well, don't look at it again. 990 00:46:06,676 --> 00:46:08,766 -I won't? -[man] Don't call it. 991 00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:10,202 I'm very private. 992 00:46:10,245 --> 00:46:12,291 -And don't give to anyone. -Who will I give it to? 993 00:46:12,334 --> 00:46:14,380 Listen, um, when the number comes up, 994 00:46:14,423 --> 00:46:16,556 does it happen to say the name Darlie Bunkle? 995 00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:19,472 Uh, no. Is that your name? 996 00:46:19,515 --> 00:46:21,039 Damn it! 997 00:46:21,082 --> 00:46:22,344 [knocking on door] 998 00:46:22,388 --> 00:46:23,389 What was that noise? 999 00:46:23,911 --> 00:46:25,870 Don't tell him it's me on the phone. Darlie Bunkle. 1000 00:46:25,913 --> 00:46:28,524 -Capital D-A- -Oh, listen, I have to go. 1001 00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:29,656 [Darlie] No, I have to go. 1002 00:46:33,268 --> 00:46:34,792 [knocking on door] 1003 00:46:35,618 --> 00:46:36,619 Shit. 1004 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:43,844 Hey. 1005 00:46:44,976 --> 00:46:46,020 Hi. 1006 00:46:48,675 --> 00:46:51,286 I've been thinking about you ever since this morning. 1007 00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:55,595 [clears throat] 1008 00:46:57,727 --> 00:46:59,904 -Shall I come in? -Uh... no, no, no. 1009 00:46:59,947 --> 00:47:01,383 -Wait. Sorry. Um... -Oh 1010 00:47:01,427 --> 00:47:03,168 I got like work stuff everywhere. It's a real mess. 1011 00:47:03,211 --> 00:47:05,387 That's okay. I only have a few minutes anyways. 1012 00:47:05,431 --> 00:47:07,259 -Star thinks I'm in the tub. -No, no. Wait, wait. 1013 00:47:07,302 --> 00:47:09,261 Um, not here. Not here. Let's not do it here. 1014 00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:11,654 Let's, um... Let's go for a walk 1015 00:47:11,698 --> 00:47:13,656 -Edgar. [chuckles] -What? 1016 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,049 -Okay. -[Edgar] Okay. 1017 00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:18,531 [Barb] There's probably a lot you wanna know about me. 1018 00:47:18,574 --> 00:47:20,968 My husband's name was Ron Quicksilver. 1019 00:47:21,012 --> 00:47:22,317 He was a rodeo star. 1020 00:47:23,101 --> 00:47:26,147 He was so manly, there were rumors he was chemically off. 1021 00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:27,888 He was the love of my life. 1022 00:47:29,194 --> 00:47:32,023 All I'm grateful for is he died a quick death. 1023 00:47:32,632 --> 00:47:33,851 He was trampled. 1024 00:47:34,764 --> 00:47:37,071 -Oh, no. By a bull? -No. 1025 00:47:37,115 --> 00:47:39,639 It was a bunch of shoppers at the Stereo Hut on Black Friday. 1026 00:47:39,682 --> 00:47:41,641 They had 50-inch flat screens for $199. 1027 00:47:42,903 --> 00:47:44,470 I did get one. 1028 00:47:44,513 --> 00:47:46,428 ♪ Wrapped around each other...♪ 1029 00:47:46,994 --> 00:47:49,692 [Barb] I realized your worst fears can come true. 1030 00:47:50,476 --> 00:47:54,132 And I think maybe when Ron died, I stopped living too. I mean, 1031 00:47:54,175 --> 00:47:55,742 -I didn't really stop living. -[camera shutter clicks] 1032 00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:57,439 I'm not dead. I'm not a ghost. [chuckles] 1033 00:47:57,483 --> 00:47:58,963 But after that wild night with you, 1034 00:47:59,006 --> 00:48:00,703 something shifted in me, you know? 1035 00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:03,358 Something's changing. I... 1036 00:48:03,402 --> 00:48:05,534 I wanna look at life for the first time again 1037 00:48:05,578 --> 00:48:06,666 like a baby. 1038 00:48:07,101 --> 00:48:11,105 Gosh, I wanna be a baby again. I was so flexible then. 1039 00:48:11,149 --> 00:48:12,759 Star went as a baby for Halloween once. 1040 00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:14,979 She wore a diaper. Only a diaper. 1041 00:48:15,022 --> 00:48:16,937 She won best costume. [chuckles] 1042 00:48:18,112 --> 00:48:21,072 Oh, my gosh. Star, she thinks I'm in the tub. 1043 00:48:22,203 --> 00:48:24,597 I lied to her and I've never done that before. 1044 00:48:25,554 --> 00:48:29,558 God, I'm a terrible friend. I wasted all that water. 1045 00:48:31,343 --> 00:48:35,390 Edgar, I'm sorry. This can't happen. 1046 00:48:37,131 --> 00:48:38,524 We weren't mean to be. 1047 00:48:39,177 --> 00:48:41,919 You've set me free, and that's all this was. 1048 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,226 Thank you, Edgar. Thank you! 1049 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:47,402 You're welcome? 1050 00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:49,927 [Barb] Everything is possible! 1051 00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:56,759 Oh, look at her. She's asleep. 1052 00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:00,938 Star! 1053 00:49:02,722 --> 00:49:03,723 Star! 1054 00:49:05,333 --> 00:49:08,075 Okay. You're probably exhausted from writing. 1055 00:49:09,207 --> 00:49:12,079 Anyway, sweet dreams. Good night, Star. 1056 00:49:15,865 --> 00:49:17,171 I'm just so grateful for you! 1057 00:49:17,215 --> 00:49:18,607 Gosh darn it, you're a good friend. 1058 00:49:18,651 --> 00:49:20,958 That's all. Good night, Star! 1059 00:49:30,141 --> 00:49:31,142 Hi. 1060 00:49:32,491 --> 00:49:33,492 Hi. 1061 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:37,148 [giggles] 1062 00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:41,282 I started writing you a letter, but then, 1063 00:49:41,326 --> 00:49:43,023 my gosh, I was thinking about you so much, 1064 00:49:43,067 --> 00:49:45,460 my brain just got all squirrelly. [chuckles] 1065 00:49:45,504 --> 00:49:47,419 I just... wanted to come over and... 1066 00:49:48,637 --> 00:49:50,726 talked to you inside where your sheets are. 1067 00:49:55,079 --> 00:49:56,776 His name is Carmine Testaviglio. 1068 00:49:56,819 --> 00:49:59,213 I should've known he was having an affair with Dina. 1069 00:49:59,257 --> 00:50:01,085 I didn't stand a chance. [chuckles] 1070 00:50:01,128 --> 00:50:04,566 Carmine had a foot fetish, and Dina has huge toes. 1071 00:50:05,219 --> 00:50:07,091 My toes stopped growing after I was three months old. 1072 00:50:07,134 --> 00:50:09,745 They're like little pieces of rice. I'm not kidding. 1073 00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:12,661 -Oh, God, don't look. -I wasn't. 1074 00:50:13,836 --> 00:50:15,882 ♪ Wrapped around each other...♪ 1075 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,233 [Star] Now, when someone leaves you, you just think, 1076 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:20,974 "So there must be something wrong with me." 1077 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,932 So I just figured I'm disgusting. 1078 00:50:22,976 --> 00:50:25,761 But that night with you was the first time since Carmine 1079 00:50:25,805 --> 00:50:27,763 I felt non-disgusting. [chuckles] 1080 00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:30,592 I mean, you saw my folds and holes 1081 00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:32,594 -and you didn't run away. -[camera shutter clicks] 1082 00:50:32,986 --> 00:50:34,640 Now, I'm just starting to realize that maybe 1083 00:50:34,683 --> 00:50:36,816 having meaningless flings is the way to go. 1084 00:50:37,338 --> 00:50:39,427 No one gets hurt. No strings attached. 1085 00:50:40,602 --> 00:50:43,562 It's just you shouldn't have to try to make someone love you. 1086 00:50:43,605 --> 00:50:45,433 That's all. I don't know. 1087 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:49,046 I know what you mean. 1088 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:51,004 You do? 1089 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,923 Plus, you put all your faith in someone and, poof, 1090 00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:59,621 they turn out to be someone else. 1091 00:50:59,665 --> 00:51:01,493 [gasps] I once heard this story about a woman 1092 00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:03,712 who married a doctor, turns out 1093 00:51:03,756 --> 00:51:05,453 he was Bruce Springsteen. 1094 00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:07,412 I guess he just wanted to be a regular person 1095 00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:09,066 for a little while or something. 1096 00:51:09,631 --> 00:51:11,416 I remember one year for Halloween, 1097 00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:13,200 Barb went as Bruce Springsteen. 1098 00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:16,073 Oh, my God. Barb. 1099 00:51:17,030 --> 00:51:19,467 What am I doing? She thinks I'm sleeping. 1100 00:51:19,511 --> 00:51:22,427 I lied to her, and I think she might have feelings for you. 1101 00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:25,082 -Oh, no. I don't think she-- -I've been a terrible friend. 1102 00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:26,779 [scoffs] And I ruined that pillow. 1103 00:51:27,823 --> 00:51:30,174 Oh, Edgar... [scoffs] I should go. 1104 00:51:30,739 --> 00:51:32,524 Which means we don't have a lot of time. 1105 00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:34,003 Gosh, I need you inside me. 1106 00:51:34,047 --> 00:51:36,615 Let's go make love against those hard wooden stairs. 1107 00:51:39,313 --> 00:51:41,272 [both exhales] 1108 00:51:42,490 --> 00:51:45,841 Edgar. Oh, thanks for letting me talk through this 1109 00:51:45,885 --> 00:51:47,495 and letting me ride you like that. 1110 00:51:47,539 --> 00:51:50,107 [giggles] Now, I get meaningless sex. 1111 00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,413 It feels good physically, and that's all. 1112 00:51:52,457 --> 00:51:53,849 Star that was... 1113 00:51:56,678 --> 00:51:57,897 that was amazing. 1114 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,162 I mean, it was really, really different. 1115 00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,208 -Did I bounce too much? -No. 1116 00:52:04,251 --> 00:52:05,252 Oh, good. 1117 00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:07,515 That was so lovely. 1118 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,996 Listen, I really have to get back. 1119 00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:11,911 Barb, can never know about this. 1120 00:52:11,954 --> 00:52:13,434 Gosh, gotta go. 1121 00:52:16,394 --> 00:52:18,874 -Let's do it one more time. -Oh, yup. Yup. Please. 1122 00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:42,855 -[lamp switch clicking] -[eerie music playing] 1123 00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:51,690 What are you doing? 1124 00:52:53,344 --> 00:52:54,954 Oh, I was just playing with this lamp. 1125 00:52:54,997 --> 00:52:57,043 -Oh. [laughs] -[Barb] I got a little reflux. 1126 00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:58,218 And I tried to wake you, 1127 00:52:58,262 --> 00:53:00,089 but I saw you put a pillow in the bed. 1128 00:53:00,133 --> 00:53:03,223 Was that just a funny joke? I laughed but then I wondered. 1129 00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:05,921 Oh, um, I just didn't wanna make you up. 1130 00:53:06,705 --> 00:53:10,274 You know, I didn't know how long I was gonna be out. 1131 00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:11,579 Oh, thank God. 1132 00:53:12,014 --> 00:53:14,321 I thought maybe you went down to the ocean and got swept away. 1133 00:53:14,365 --> 00:53:16,018 [chuckles] Where did you go? 1134 00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:17,672 I just went out to clear my head. 1135 00:53:17,716 --> 00:53:20,936 You know, get some of that salty breeze in my lungs. 1136 00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:23,243 -Okay. -And went for a walk with... 1137 00:53:25,854 --> 00:53:27,029 a turtle. 1138 00:53:28,248 --> 00:53:29,597 -A turtle? -You know, I just 1139 00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:33,732 wanna make sure he was safe, so I-I-- made sure he got home. 1140 00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:36,778 You went to a turtle's house? 1141 00:53:36,822 --> 00:53:38,389 I went to a turtle's house. 1142 00:53:38,432 --> 00:53:40,347 [squeals] Where do they live around here? 1143 00:53:40,391 --> 00:53:43,002 Oh, over by bushes. [chuckles] How was your bath? 1144 00:53:43,611 --> 00:53:44,656 Oh. 1145 00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:48,050 -It was good. Good tub. -Good. 1146 00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:51,445 I just stayed in there, the whole time. 1147 00:53:51,489 --> 00:53:52,881 Well, good for you. 1148 00:53:52,925 --> 00:53:57,146 Well, I was really relaxed, and the water was warm. 1149 00:53:57,190 --> 00:53:59,714 And I... 1150 00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,500 saw a turtle. 1151 00:54:02,543 --> 00:54:04,415 [scoffs] In the tub? 1152 00:54:04,458 --> 00:54:05,764 Yup. A baby one. 1153 00:54:05,807 --> 00:54:07,679 He just floated up out of the drain, 1154 00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:10,029 and he swam around, and he splashed me. 1155 00:54:10,072 --> 00:54:11,291 And I tried to pet him, 1156 00:54:11,335 --> 00:54:13,250 -but he got scared. -'Cause your big? 1157 00:54:13,293 --> 00:54:15,817 So much bigger than him. He went back down. 1158 00:54:15,861 --> 00:54:19,038 And, uh, anyway, that's why you can't see him right now. 1159 00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:21,649 -Wow. -[both chuckle] 1160 00:54:23,085 --> 00:54:24,391 We should probably hit the hay. 1161 00:54:24,435 --> 00:54:26,175 Yes. Let's go to bed. I'm tired. 1162 00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:32,312 Anyway, I'm so happy to be here with you. 1163 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:34,488 Well, I'm so happy to be here with you. 1164 00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:37,665 -Good night. -Good night, Star. 1165 00:54:50,722 --> 00:54:53,725 [ominous music playing] 1166 00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:02,211 [gasps] 1167 00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:05,737 Yoyo. 1168 00:55:06,607 --> 00:55:08,174 -I love it. -[sighs] 1169 00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:10,132 I'm so happy I built you that craft room. 1170 00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:13,353 Now, let's go over the plan one last time. 1171 00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:15,137 -Are you ready? -Why does this plan 1172 00:55:15,181 --> 00:55:16,617 mean so much to you, huh? 1173 00:55:16,661 --> 00:55:18,924 Oh, Yoyo. 1174 00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:22,231 Bring me my chair. 1175 00:55:22,928 --> 00:55:24,103 Where shall I begin? 1176 00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:27,019 I was born here in Taylorsville. 1177 00:55:27,933 --> 00:55:31,023 I was also born with a skin condition the doctors called 1178 00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:35,157 pigmentatia-degenera-hysterica- whiteskinika. 1179 00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:36,985 Is it serious? 1180 00:55:37,029 --> 00:55:39,597 It is serious. You have to take care of yourself. 1181 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,250 You have to stay out of the sunlight. 1182 00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:43,862 [Dr. Lady] Leaving me forever allergic to the sun. 1183 00:55:43,905 --> 00:55:46,995 When I was seven years old, my father got a job 1184 00:55:47,039 --> 00:55:48,780 that would change our lives. 1185 00:55:48,823 --> 00:55:50,738 We packed up and moved to a small town 1186 00:55:50,782 --> 00:55:52,305 in Florida called... 1187 00:55:53,654 --> 00:55:55,221 Vista Del Mar. 1188 00:55:56,091 --> 00:55:58,572 At my new school, everyone made fun of me 1189 00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:00,182 because of the way that I looked. 1190 00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:01,532 They would call me names like... 1191 00:56:01,575 --> 00:56:02,707 -pale girl... -Pale girl. 1192 00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:04,796 -[Dr. Lady] ...white devil... -White devil. 1193 00:56:04,839 --> 00:56:06,537 -[Dr. Lady] ...and asshole. -Asshole. 1194 00:56:07,146 --> 00:56:09,366 [Dr. Lady] I finally made one friend. 1195 00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:11,716 Her name was Maria Margolis. 1196 00:56:12,978 --> 00:56:14,936 She would stay inside with me. 1197 00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:17,461 We would read and create inventions, 1198 00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:18,897 cook food from her culture. 1199 00:56:19,506 --> 00:56:21,943 Then one day as we were walking to hercasa, 1200 00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:23,554 through the Vista Del Mar swamps, 1201 00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:28,385 an alligator jumped out of the water and ate Maria 1202 00:56:28,428 --> 00:56:30,822 -right in front of me. -[Maria screaming] 1203 00:56:30,865 --> 00:56:32,389 Really gobbled her up. 1204 00:56:34,826 --> 00:56:36,741 She was my last friend. 1205 00:56:37,655 --> 00:56:39,787 Years later, my father convinced me 1206 00:56:39,831 --> 00:56:43,835 to go to Vista Del Mar's annual Seafood Jam. 1207 00:56:44,444 --> 00:56:46,577 I remember looking up on the stage 1208 00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:48,405 at the four young pretty girls. 1209 00:56:48,927 --> 00:56:51,582 One of them about to be crowned the new Shrimp Queen. 1210 00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:54,454 And then all of a sudden... 1211 00:56:55,194 --> 00:56:56,761 a group of popular girls 1212 00:56:56,804 --> 00:56:58,763 from my school pushed me on to the stage... 1213 00:56:58,806 --> 00:57:00,242 [laughter] 1214 00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:03,507 ...ripping my hat off, replacing it with a fake crown. 1215 00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:05,073 -No. No. -[Dr. Lady] Father was trying 1216 00:57:05,117 --> 00:57:07,075 to get to the front, but he couldn't 1217 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:08,773 before the elderly mayor mistook me 1218 00:57:08,816 --> 00:57:11,602 for the actual Shrimp Queen and proceeded with the tradition. 1219 00:57:12,341 --> 00:57:14,431 He shoved me into the human cannon. 1220 00:57:15,301 --> 00:57:20,306 Then one of the girls turned the dial all the way up. 1221 00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:22,090 1222 00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:24,136 [crowd cheering] 1223 00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,659 [Dr. Lady] As I rocketed through the air, 1224 00:57:25,703 --> 00:57:28,227 the force of the wind ripped off all of my clothes. 1225 00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:30,621 And I landed in the water... 1226 00:57:30,664 --> 00:57:32,013 of a pool... 1227 00:57:33,014 --> 00:57:35,321 -of a Disney Cruise Ship. -[ship horn blowing] 1228 00:57:35,364 --> 00:57:38,019 [Dr. Lady] And there I was, a laughing stock. 1229 00:57:38,063 --> 00:57:41,762 Bobbing in the water like a ball of fresh mozzarella. 1230 00:57:41,806 --> 00:57:43,242 [laughter] 1231 00:57:43,285 --> 00:57:45,331 From all the guilt and the stress, 1232 00:57:45,374 --> 00:57:47,507 my poor father suffered a heart attack. 1233 00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:50,205 And my mother abandoned me to reinvent herself 1234 00:57:50,249 --> 00:57:53,295 in Palm Springs. And after all that, 1235 00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:55,080 I knew someday, 1236 00:57:56,211 --> 00:57:58,866 I would get revenge on that small town. 1237 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:02,130 And everyone that chose to live in it. 1238 00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:08,441 That dreadful town that ruined my life 1239 00:58:09,703 --> 00:58:13,141 and cost me everything. 1240 00:58:15,230 --> 00:58:17,929 I think your feelings are valid and this is the only answer. 1241 00:58:17,972 --> 00:58:19,060 Thank you, Yoyo. 1242 00:58:19,365 --> 00:58:21,323 But we have to get another microchip to Edgar. 1243 00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:22,629 We're running out of time. 1244 00:58:22,673 --> 00:58:24,631 Oh, don't worry about that. 1245 00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:28,548 Plan B is in already in motion. 1246 00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:31,290 [piano playing] 1247 00:58:31,899 --> 00:58:34,162 ♪ Boobies on vacation ♪ 1248 00:58:34,554 --> 00:58:36,774 ♪ Boobies in the afternoon ♪ 1249 00:58:37,383 --> 00:58:39,777 ♪ Boobies at the hotel buffet ♪ 1250 00:58:40,168 --> 00:58:42,867 ♪ Bouncing all over the room ♪ 1251 00:58:42,910 --> 00:58:43,911 ♪ Boobies 1252 00:58:44,869 --> 00:58:46,348 -[Darlie] Here you go. -Thank you. 1253 00:58:46,392 --> 00:58:48,481 [Darlie] It's me. We spoke on the phone. 1254 00:58:49,613 --> 00:58:50,701 Darlie Bunkle? 1255 00:58:50,744 --> 00:58:52,964 Shoot! I forgot you knew my name. 1256 00:58:53,007 --> 00:58:55,575 Yeah, it's me, Darlie Bunkle. 205 Pagoda Drive. 1257 00:58:56,315 --> 00:58:57,577 Is that your address? 1258 00:58:57,621 --> 00:59:00,101 Damn it! That was private. 1259 00:59:00,145 --> 00:59:02,321 So, any idea when you think the microchip will be ready? 1260 00:59:02,364 --> 00:59:04,932 -It's ready. I have a plan. -[Edgar] Good. 1261 00:59:05,367 --> 00:59:07,369 A piece of paper will be slipped under your door 1262 00:59:07,413 --> 00:59:09,937 naming the time and the place for the drop off. 1263 00:59:09,981 --> 00:59:12,853 It will lined notebook paper with frayed edges. 1264 00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:15,552 Letters will be small because the message is private. 1265 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,120 Why don't you just tell it to me now 1266 00:59:19,164 --> 00:59:21,383 instead of having to come back here later on? 1267 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:29,348 Listen, Edgar, I've been thinking about your idea. 1268 00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:32,046 You know, the one where I just tell you where we're meeting 1269 00:59:32,481 --> 00:59:34,396 instead of me driving a piece of paper to you 1270 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,484 -wherever you are later. -Yeah. 1271 00:59:35,746 --> 00:59:37,965 And I like it. I like it. 1272 00:59:39,227 --> 00:59:41,186 I'll meet you outside your hotel room 1273 00:59:41,229 --> 00:59:42,753 probably at sundown. 1274 00:59:42,796 --> 00:59:44,668 When you see me next, I'll be wearing a large 1275 00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:47,932 purple Zorro-style fedora and the rest I don't know yet 1276 00:59:47,975 --> 00:59:50,630 but I love colors, all of them. 1277 00:59:50,674 --> 00:59:52,197 All right. I mean, you're the expert. Okay. 1278 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:55,156 Thank you. I am. Yeah, I'm gonna sneak out subtly, 1279 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,636 show you how it's done. 1280 00:59:59,204 --> 01:00:01,162 [clattering] 1281 01:00:04,557 --> 01:00:05,732 [Darlie] Damn it! 1282 01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,736 [Star gasps] Bard, look. A banana boat. 1283 01:00:09,780 --> 01:00:11,433 I can't wait for us to go on that together. 1284 01:00:11,477 --> 01:00:12,609 [shrieks] Yeah. 1285 01:00:12,652 --> 01:00:14,741 Ladies, I know I've said this a lot, 1286 01:00:14,785 --> 01:00:16,308 but it's really hard to draw your faces 1287 01:00:16,351 --> 01:00:17,396 when you keep talking. 1288 01:00:17,962 --> 01:00:19,703 -Sorry. Enough said. Yes. -I'm sorry. Sorry about that. 1289 01:00:19,746 --> 01:00:22,575 Apologize. [shrieks] What is she drawing? 1290 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:23,924 -I don't know. -You just did it. 1291 01:00:23,968 --> 01:00:25,056 -You moved your head again. -I'm a caricature. 1292 01:00:25,099 --> 01:00:26,187 The suspense is killing me. 1293 01:00:26,231 --> 01:00:27,319 I hope she gives me bigger teeth. 1294 01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:28,799 -Love big teeth. -She loves big teeth. 1295 01:00:28,842 --> 01:00:29,930 -Good to know. -[Barb] I just like how 1296 01:00:30,235 --> 01:00:32,846 everything is accentuated in the caricatures. 1297 01:00:32,890 --> 01:00:35,588 So, feel free to make my teeth as big as you want. 1298 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:38,112 Like just real big. Like, even if it's just two eyes 1299 01:00:38,156 --> 01:00:39,766 and a bunch of teeth, that would be-- 1300 01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:41,681 Barb. Um, uh... 1301 01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:44,249 Gosh! All of a sudden, I'm... I'm not feeling so good. 1302 01:00:44,728 --> 01:00:46,904 Oh. Oh, no. Are you-- are you okay? 1303 01:00:46,947 --> 01:00:49,123 I don't know. No. I think I have the flu. 1304 01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:51,473 I think I should go lay down in the room or something. 1305 01:00:51,517 --> 01:00:53,214 Oh, Star. Do you want me to come with you? 1306 01:00:53,258 --> 01:00:54,738 No. I don't wanna ruin your day. 1307 01:00:54,781 --> 01:00:55,956 Just, uh, go snorkeling? 1308 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,915 Snorkeling? In the ocean with the currents? 1309 01:00:57,958 --> 01:00:59,525 -Oh, I couldn't do that. -Oh. 1310 01:00:59,568 --> 01:01:01,309 Plus, we said we were gonna do these things together. 1311 01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:03,311 I'll just wait for you to get better. 1312 01:01:03,355 --> 01:01:05,400 Probably a few hours or so. I'm feeling very faint. 1313 01:01:05,444 --> 01:01:07,098 But, um, I'll see you-- I'll see you then. 1314 01:01:07,141 --> 01:01:09,491 -[artist] All right. I'm done. -Star. 1315 01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:11,450 [artist] And there you go. Enjoy. 1316 01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:14,714 I can see where the talking was problematic. 1317 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,325 [artist] Uh-hmm. That's what your face was doing. 1318 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,813 [indistinct chatter] 1319 01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:31,818 You want in? 1320 01:01:31,862 --> 01:01:34,168 Oh, no. No, thanks. 1321 01:01:35,213 --> 01:01:37,215 [phone vibrates] 1322 01:01:52,056 --> 01:01:55,755 [tropical music playing] 1323 01:02:03,589 --> 01:02:06,897 There's a current, everyone! There's a current! 1324 01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:08,637 Oh, my God. Waves. 1325 01:02:12,380 --> 01:02:13,817 ♪ Pineapple princess 1326 01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:16,689 ♪ He calls me Pineapple princess all day ♪ 1327 01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:21,694 ♪ As he plays his ukulele On the hill above the bay ♪ 1328 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:26,090 ♪ I saw a boy on Oahu isle 1329 01:02:26,655 --> 01:02:30,311 ♪ Floatin' down the bay On a crocodile ♪ 1330 01:02:30,355 --> 01:02:32,139 ♪ He waved at me 1331 01:02:32,183 --> 01:02:34,620 ♪ And he swam ashore 1332 01:02:34,663 --> 01:02:38,232 ♪ And I knew he'd be mine Forevermore ♪ 1333 01:02:38,885 --> 01:02:40,495 ♪ Pineapple princess 1334 01:02:40,539 --> 01:02:43,324 ♪ He calls me Pineapple princess all day ♪ 1335 01:02:43,368 --> 01:02:47,459 ♪ As he plays his ukulele On the hill above the bay ♪ 1336 01:02:47,807 --> 01:02:50,157 ♪ Pineapple princess, I love you ♪ 1337 01:02:50,201 --> 01:02:52,420 ♪ You're the sweetest girl I've seen ♪ 1338 01:02:52,464 --> 01:02:54,727 ♪ Someday we're gonna marry 1339 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:56,773 ♪ And you'll be My pineapple queen ♪ 1340 01:03:01,342 --> 01:03:02,474 Oh. 1341 01:03:09,437 --> 01:03:11,135 -[groans] -[Barb] Oh, no! 1342 01:03:11,178 --> 01:03:13,833 How are you feeling? [sighs] Let me check. 1343 01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:17,532 Oh. Yup. It's fever. A hundred and thirty-seven. 1344 01:03:17,837 --> 01:03:19,970 -Oh. -You better rest. 1345 01:03:20,622 --> 01:03:23,147 Look at you. Looks like you're getting a little tan. 1346 01:03:23,408 --> 01:03:24,801 Oh. 1347 01:03:27,194 --> 01:03:28,805 There's a skylight in the business center. 1348 01:03:28,848 --> 01:03:29,849 Oh. 1349 01:03:29,893 --> 01:03:31,329 I've been in the business center. 1350 01:03:31,372 --> 01:03:32,809 -Okay. Well, I better-- Gosh! -I don't wanna give you 1351 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:34,245 -what I have. -I'm gonna let you get you rest. 1352 01:03:34,288 --> 01:03:35,942 -Contagious. I'm so sick. -Yeah. 1353 01:03:35,986 --> 01:03:37,683 [Barb] Yeah, I'll check in with you later. 1354 01:03:37,726 --> 01:03:41,165 ♪ He sings his song From banana trees ♪ 1355 01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:45,430 ♪ He even sings to me On his water skis ♪ 1356 01:03:45,473 --> 01:03:49,826 ♪ We went skin-divin' And beneath the blue ♪ 1357 01:03:49,869 --> 01:03:53,307 ♪ He sang and played His ukulele too ♪ 1358 01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:56,397 ♪ Pineapple princess I love you ♪ 1359 01:03:56,441 --> 01:03:58,835 ♪ You're the sweetest girl I've seen ♪ 1360 01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:00,837 ♪ Someday we're gonna marry 1361 01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,882 ♪ And you'll be My pineapple queen ♪ 1362 01:04:02,926 --> 01:04:06,146 [Barb] Woo! This is living! 1363 01:04:07,191 --> 01:04:08,235 Woo! 1364 01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:15,286 [murmuring] Mm. 1365 01:04:17,070 --> 01:04:18,376 These just arrived. 1366 01:04:23,990 --> 01:04:27,951 Well, looks like Edgar is distracting himself. 1367 01:04:28,777 --> 01:04:29,778 Hmm. 1368 01:04:31,563 --> 01:04:33,478 Well, she is beautiful. 1369 01:04:34,392 --> 01:04:36,307 You want me to take care of them? 1370 01:04:37,134 --> 01:04:40,485 No, Yoyo. I'll handle this. 1371 01:04:41,790 --> 01:04:44,228 [birds chirping] 1372 01:04:46,056 --> 01:04:47,448 [grunting] 1373 01:04:50,103 --> 01:04:52,714 Ow! Oh, my-- Ow! 1374 01:04:53,715 --> 01:04:56,501 -Here! -Oh, my. 1375 01:04:56,544 --> 01:04:57,850 Take my calloused hand. 1376 01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:02,594 [Barb] Oh. That's very calloused. 1377 01:05:02,637 --> 01:05:04,944 Wow! Feels like barnacles. 1378 01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:07,120 Oh, yeah. I fell on my elbow. 1379 01:05:07,164 --> 01:05:09,122 It's all right. It'll be fine. 1380 01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:12,299 What is such a beautiful woman doing all alone out here? 1381 01:05:13,126 --> 01:05:14,432 in the sticks? 1382 01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:18,088 Oh. I'm just changing into my regular clothes. 1383 01:05:18,131 --> 01:05:20,568 I-- I'm sorry. I thought it was private here. 1384 01:05:20,612 --> 01:05:21,743 [man] Give me your arm. 1385 01:05:21,787 --> 01:05:23,049 -What? -[man] Your arm. 1386 01:05:23,093 --> 01:05:23,963 Oh. 1387 01:05:25,747 --> 01:05:26,748 Thank you. 1388 01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:29,751 What do you mean regular clothes? 1389 01:05:29,795 --> 01:05:31,492 It's a long story. I'm on vacation, 1390 01:05:31,536 --> 01:05:33,059 and my friend is sick, 1391 01:05:33,103 --> 01:05:34,974 and I've been pretending that I'm doing nothing, 1392 01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:36,889 but I've been doing everything. 1393 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,238 Anyway, I feel bad. 1394 01:05:38,543 --> 01:05:40,937 But I have to admit, I also have never felt more alive. 1395 01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:42,112 Am I a bad friend? 1396 01:05:42,677 --> 01:05:43,983 You could only be a friend 1397 01:05:44,027 --> 01:05:45,942 if you're a friend to yourself first. 1398 01:05:45,985 --> 01:05:47,682 That is where you find your truth. 1399 01:05:47,987 --> 01:05:49,554 What if I don't know my truth? 1400 01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:51,730 -[man] What if you do? -Oh. 1401 01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:53,950 [man] You are finding your courage, your voice. 1402 01:05:54,733 --> 01:05:56,996 -You're being delivered. -I am? 1403 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,085 It is time to mount the wind and ride it 1404 01:05:59,129 --> 01:06:02,045 with the fierceness of a hippopotamus. 1405 01:06:03,437 --> 01:06:04,438 Okay. 1406 01:06:05,091 --> 01:06:06,440 -Ha-hoya! -Oh. 1407 01:06:07,789 --> 01:06:10,531 -You are rising. -[Barb] Oh, my God. 1408 01:06:10,575 --> 01:06:14,013 Your truth is that you are a phoenix. 1409 01:06:15,406 --> 01:06:17,408 Dumbledore's bird. 1410 01:06:18,061 --> 01:06:20,628 -[man] Who? -Dumbledore. 1411 01:06:21,368 --> 01:06:24,981 I must leave now... to finish my swamp walk. 1412 01:06:26,243 --> 01:06:29,986 Remember, your shimmer is on the horizon. 1413 01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:34,512 My shimmer? How did you know that? 1414 01:06:35,208 --> 01:06:36,470 It's what I do. 1415 01:06:38,255 --> 01:06:40,866 Wait. Sir, I'm sorry, what was your name. 1416 01:06:41,736 --> 01:06:42,999 The name is Tommy. 1417 01:06:44,522 --> 01:06:45,697 Tommy Bahama. 1418 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:49,831 [gasps] 1419 01:06:50,093 --> 01:06:51,877 [bird calling] 1420 01:06:53,661 --> 01:06:55,054 What the fu... 1421 01:06:55,098 --> 01:06:56,708 -[sneezes] -Bless you. 1422 01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:57,883 Thank you. 1423 01:06:59,363 --> 01:07:02,627 Edgar, what are we gonna do when this trip is over? 1424 01:07:02,670 --> 01:07:04,585 Let's not talk about the future. 1425 01:07:04,629 --> 01:07:06,326 I just wanna spend every moment we have 1426 01:07:06,370 --> 01:07:09,199 discovering different levels of specialness in you. 1427 01:07:09,242 --> 01:07:11,288 Oh, you're so amazing. 1428 01:07:11,331 --> 01:07:13,507 I have so many feelings in my heart. 1429 01:07:13,551 --> 01:07:15,031 Just incredible and amazing. 1430 01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,423 I have those feelings too. 1431 01:07:22,647 --> 01:07:24,736 You've been pleasuring me a lot lately. 1432 01:07:24,779 --> 01:07:27,217 In that last position, your dong went really deep. 1433 01:07:28,218 --> 01:07:30,611 I think your dong went all the way up and... 1434 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,310 touched my heart. 1435 01:07:34,485 --> 01:07:35,790 So, what do we do now? 1436 01:07:35,834 --> 01:07:37,314 I mean, do you still just want 1437 01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:39,490 meaningless flings or something more... 1438 01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:40,404 Official? 1439 01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:43,015 What? 1440 01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:45,583 Oh, Star! 1441 01:07:54,244 --> 01:07:57,290 Oh, I have to go. I have... I have a business meeting. 1442 01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:59,118 Oh, business meeting. 1443 01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:01,816 Oh, no. I wish I could tell you more about my job, 1444 01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:03,253 -but-- -No. No. Come on. 1445 01:08:03,296 --> 01:08:05,907 What else is there to know? You're a clam inspector, 1446 01:08:05,951 --> 01:08:07,561 and you're in town on top business. 1447 01:08:14,655 --> 01:08:15,961 Okay. 1448 01:08:16,004 --> 01:08:17,049 [chuckles] 1449 01:08:25,144 --> 01:08:26,102 [sighs] 1450 01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:30,106 Gosh, he smells so good. 1451 01:08:31,716 --> 01:08:32,846 Is this right? 1452 01:08:33,586 --> 01:08:35,633 [sighs] What about Barb? 1453 01:08:37,939 --> 01:08:39,810 I'm in a big pickle, little crab. 1454 01:08:41,769 --> 01:08:43,075 What am I gonna do? 1455 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:48,514 [crab] Go with your heart. Love is rare. 1456 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,822 True friends forgive. 1457 01:08:51,952 --> 01:08:54,304 Oh. Well, that makes me feel better. 1458 01:08:54,346 --> 01:08:56,001 -I-- -To a point. 1459 01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:59,569 Well, it depends what you do and how long your lie lasts. 1460 01:08:59,917 --> 01:09:02,006 Now, if you really "F" her over, 1461 01:09:02,050 --> 01:09:04,357 she is not gonna talk to you again. 1462 01:09:04,705 --> 01:09:08,187 Oh. Well, thanks a lot. 1463 01:09:09,622 --> 01:09:11,930 [sighs] Shoot! I should probably get going. 1464 01:09:11,973 --> 01:09:12,974 [crab] The name's Morgan. 1465 01:09:13,452 --> 01:09:15,934 Morgan Freemond, with a "D." 1466 01:09:16,630 --> 01:09:18,979 Okay. Well, maybe I'll see you around. 1467 01:09:19,023 --> 01:09:21,287 [Morgan laughs] You won't. 1468 01:09:21,940 --> 01:09:24,769 I am going into the ocean tonight 1469 01:09:24,812 --> 01:09:26,771 and I shall never return. 1470 01:09:27,511 --> 01:09:29,991 Oh, I have lived a full life. 1471 01:09:30,035 --> 01:09:33,865 Bathed in the sun. Slept in the sand. 1472 01:09:33,907 --> 01:09:37,912 I was in jail. Even drove an old lady around, 1473 01:09:37,956 --> 01:09:41,219 and taught her about tolerance and true friendship. 1474 01:09:41,264 --> 01:09:43,569 But that kid is long gone. 1475 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:47,139 This old crab is all that's left. 1476 01:09:47,835 --> 01:09:49,488 [epic theme music playing] 1477 01:09:50,055 --> 01:09:52,492 Goodbye, me. 1478 01:10:03,938 --> 01:10:06,289 [Darlie] Psst! Get me tonight. I'm having a yard sale. 1479 01:10:06,332 --> 01:10:07,986 And it's going better than I thought. 1480 01:10:08,029 --> 01:10:11,555 So, the microchip is inside. Keep it private. 1481 01:10:11,598 --> 01:10:14,906 Darlie Bunkle. Age, 41. Weight, 179. Damn it! 1482 01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:18,692 [piano music playing] 1483 01:10:18,736 --> 01:10:20,477 [Barb] Oh, my gosh. 1484 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,218 I love this place. 1485 01:10:22,261 --> 01:10:23,958 I love this bar. I love the food. 1486 01:10:24,002 --> 01:10:27,613 I love the way Richard's music always lift my spirits. Oh! 1487 01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:29,834 ♪ Several of my friends From high school ♪ 1488 01:10:29,877 --> 01:10:32,315 ♪ Have recently passed 1489 01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:36,232 ♪ Seth, Gabe, Grant All dead... ♪ 1490 01:10:37,450 --> 01:10:39,974 That one's a little dark, but I love it here. 1491 01:10:40,018 --> 01:10:41,280 We love having you, Barb. 1492 01:10:41,324 --> 01:10:42,846 Aw, that's so sweet. 1493 01:10:42,889 --> 01:10:43,934 [Jeff] Hey, Barb. 1494 01:10:43,978 --> 01:10:45,675 -Jeff. -Ready for the banana boat? 1495 01:10:45,719 --> 01:10:47,024 -Oh, yes. -All right. 1496 01:10:47,068 --> 01:10:48,460 Gosh! I forgot we were doing this. 1497 01:10:48,505 --> 01:10:49,897 -Put this on. -Is it okay 1498 01:10:49,941 --> 01:10:51,638 if I just wear my culottes? I forgot. 1499 01:10:51,682 --> 01:10:53,161 -Yeah. -Great. 1500 01:10:53,205 --> 01:10:54,772 Just helping you ready 'cause you're in 1501 01:10:54,815 --> 01:10:56,033 for a real tit flapper. 1502 01:10:56,077 --> 01:10:57,818 Jeff, really? 1503 01:10:57,862 --> 01:10:59,298 It's what it does. 1504 01:10:59,342 --> 01:11:01,300 Your skin jiggles, your tits start flapping. 1505 01:11:01,344 --> 01:11:04,260 -Anyway, after you. -Oh, okay. 1506 01:11:04,303 --> 01:11:05,696 Oh, I'm so excited. 1507 01:11:05,738 --> 01:11:07,306 I'm, you know, feeling a little guilty. 1508 01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:09,656 I supposed to be doing this with Star. [chuckles] 1509 01:11:10,527 --> 01:11:11,484 You know what? 1510 01:11:11,789 --> 01:11:14,051 I'm gonna wait till she's feeling better, 1511 01:11:14,094 --> 01:11:15,487 'cause this the one thing 1512 01:11:15,532 --> 01:11:18,448 that we really, really, really wanted to do together. 1513 01:11:18,491 --> 01:11:20,188 [dramatic music playing] 1514 01:11:21,102 --> 01:11:21,973 Star? 1515 01:11:22,974 --> 01:11:24,148 [Star giggling] 1516 01:11:25,672 --> 01:11:26,804 Ya-ya-yow! 1517 01:11:29,807 --> 01:11:30,895 That's hot. 1518 01:11:33,462 --> 01:11:35,029 [Star chuckles] 1519 01:11:36,204 --> 01:11:37,902 Look, Star, I... 1520 01:11:39,032 --> 01:11:40,121 I really like you. 1521 01:11:40,165 --> 01:11:42,602 Oh, my God. Yes, I will. 1522 01:11:43,473 --> 01:11:44,865 -What? -Hmm? 1523 01:11:45,910 --> 01:11:49,870 Oh. Oh. Nothing. Never mind. I thought you were-- It wasn't. 1524 01:11:50,262 --> 01:11:52,699 It's not. It's okay. Never mind. [chuckles] 1525 01:11:52,743 --> 01:11:55,136 -My head is just a little... -[cell phone rings] 1526 01:11:57,748 --> 01:11:58,879 That's my cell phone. 1527 01:11:58,923 --> 01:12:00,664 -Oh. Phew! -Yeah. 1528 01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:05,233 It's work. I should probably take this. 1529 01:12:05,277 --> 01:12:06,278 Okay. 1530 01:12:06,670 --> 01:12:07,758 See each other soon? 1531 01:12:08,193 --> 01:12:09,281 -Okay. -Star. 1532 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,761 Yeah? 1533 01:12:10,804 --> 01:12:12,110 I've never been this happy. 1534 01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:13,459 Really? 1535 01:12:14,242 --> 01:12:15,243 Oh. 1536 01:12:15,679 --> 01:12:17,245 -[mumbling] Musical. -What? 1537 01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:22,338 Uh-uh. I've gonna be... [chuckles, mumbles] 1538 01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:23,948 -I didn't get it. -[chuckles] 1539 01:12:23,991 --> 01:12:25,950 I'm gonna be-- Yeah. [chuckles] 1540 01:12:26,690 --> 01:12:29,475 Okay. [mumbles, chuckles] 1541 01:12:30,128 --> 01:12:31,303 Hmm? 1542 01:12:33,305 --> 01:12:34,523 [elevator door dings] 1543 01:12:39,746 --> 01:12:41,661 -[elevator door dings] -[dramatic music playing] 1544 01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:43,010 [panting] 1545 01:12:44,882 --> 01:12:45,883 Star. 1546 01:12:48,014 --> 01:12:50,670 [Edgar] Well, I don't know how much clearer I can be. 1547 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,632 I've changed my mind. 1548 01:12:55,675 --> 01:12:57,155 I see now, you've been using me. 1549 01:12:57,198 --> 01:12:59,462 [Dr. Lady] Edgar, don't be silly. 1550 01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:00,898 We're almost at the finish line. 1551 01:13:00,941 --> 01:13:04,075 And you and I can be official. 1552 01:13:04,335 --> 01:13:05,598 Don't even try. 1553 01:13:05,642 --> 01:13:07,600 You know, I've figured it all out. 1554 01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:09,602 You pretended to loved me. 1555 01:13:09,646 --> 01:13:11,169 You made me a bunch of promises 1556 01:13:11,212 --> 01:13:12,562 so that I would come down here 1557 01:13:12,605 --> 01:13:14,564 and place the receiver on the stage, 1558 01:13:14,607 --> 01:13:16,522 in the middle of the Seafood Jam party, 1559 01:13:16,566 --> 01:13:18,437 that will attract thousands of deadly mosquitoes 1560 01:13:18,481 --> 01:13:20,439 that are gonna kill thousands of people. 1561 01:13:20,483 --> 01:13:22,049 [woman] Excuse me. 1562 01:13:22,093 --> 01:13:25,618 Did you get that leaf and pearl necklace down by the boardwalk? 1563 01:13:25,662 --> 01:13:29,230 [whispering] Oh, yes. I got it at Baleafy Ornate. 1564 01:13:29,273 --> 01:13:30,580 I'm sorry. What? 1565 01:13:30,623 --> 01:13:33,017 -Baleafy Ornate. -What? 1566 01:13:33,059 --> 01:13:35,454 And not that you care, but I have met someone. 1567 01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:38,544 And unlike you, I know-- I know what real love feels like, 1568 01:13:38,588 --> 01:13:40,677 and it is not how you've treated me. 1569 01:13:41,416 --> 01:13:44,898 -It feels amazing and special. -[Dr. Lady] Oh, Edgar, 1570 01:13:44,942 --> 01:13:47,248 I really hate to be the one to tell you this. 1571 01:13:47,291 --> 01:13:48,815 You know, you-- your girlfriend 1572 01:13:48,859 --> 01:13:51,209 and her little partner, the ones with the fluffy hair 1573 01:13:51,252 --> 01:13:53,864 -and the culottes. -How do you know about them? 1574 01:13:53,907 --> 01:13:57,476 Their spies, Edgar. They're not who they say they are 1575 01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,434 and they've been playing you all along. 1576 01:14:00,610 --> 01:14:02,481 -You're lying. -[Dr. Lady] I wish I was. 1577 01:14:02,525 --> 01:14:03,439 Luckily, 1578 01:14:03,787 --> 01:14:06,224 I have some inside sources at their agency. 1579 01:14:06,267 --> 01:14:07,746 What agency? Who do they work for? 1580 01:14:08,052 --> 01:14:12,404 -The H...P... V. 1581 01:14:13,623 --> 01:14:15,625 -Sounds familiar. -[Dr. Lady] Check your emails. 1582 01:14:15,668 --> 01:14:17,975 We've intercepted some of the photos they've sent back 1583 01:14:18,018 --> 01:14:19,585 to headquarters. I think you'll find 1584 01:14:19,629 --> 01:14:21,544 there are some interesting ones. 1585 01:14:24,503 --> 01:14:27,027 It all looks very fun. 1586 01:14:27,071 --> 01:14:29,202 -Star, no. -Oh, 1587 01:14:29,246 --> 01:14:30,422 I know, Edgar, 1588 01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:33,643 this must hurt that she lied to you about loving you. 1589 01:14:34,121 --> 01:14:35,514 And I don't blame you 1590 01:14:35,558 --> 01:14:37,429 about running into the arms of another woman. 1591 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,648 I hadn't been there for you, and I'm so sorry. 1592 01:14:39,692 --> 01:14:43,696 Let's get away after this, find a little place in Portugal 1593 01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:45,742 where we can be official. 1594 01:14:45,785 --> 01:14:48,571 I got the necklace at Baleafy Ornate. 1595 01:14:48,614 --> 01:14:51,138 -I cannot hear you. What? -Baleafy Ornate. 1596 01:14:51,182 --> 01:14:52,139 It's called Baleafy Ornate! 1597 01:14:52,575 --> 01:14:54,402 It sells everything bay leaf! 1598 01:14:54,446 --> 01:14:57,275 It's a play on words! My God, lady! 1599 01:14:57,318 --> 01:14:58,318 Okay. 1600 01:15:00,321 --> 01:15:01,627 -Oh. -[glass shatters] 1601 01:15:04,717 --> 01:15:05,892 [Barb] Sorry I yelled. 1602 01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:07,285 -Sorry. -Shit! 1603 01:15:07,764 --> 01:15:08,852 What shit? 1604 01:15:09,156 --> 01:15:10,984 It was Barb, the other one. She was listening 1605 01:15:11,028 --> 01:15:12,725 at the door. Damn, they're good... 1606 01:15:12,769 --> 01:15:14,901 spies. I can't believe this. 1607 01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:18,601 Edgar, you listen to me and you listen to me good. 1608 01:15:27,392 --> 01:15:29,263 -Edgar? -I'm listening. 1609 01:15:29,307 --> 01:15:31,222 Okay. I just wanted to make sure you could still hear me. 1610 01:15:31,264 --> 01:15:33,093 Sometimes the connection in here... 1611 01:15:33,137 --> 01:15:34,050 Anyway, 1612 01:15:34,442 --> 01:15:37,968 I need you to find those two. And kill them. 1613 01:15:41,406 --> 01:15:42,407 Star. 1614 01:15:43,755 --> 01:15:44,757 Star! 1615 01:15:46,454 --> 01:15:47,891 [coughs] 1616 01:15:47,934 --> 01:15:50,110 Oh, don't bother pretending to be sick anymore. 1617 01:15:50,154 --> 01:15:51,938 I know all about your little lies. 1618 01:15:51,982 --> 01:15:54,027 And I know all about you and Edgar. 1619 01:15:54,071 --> 01:15:56,116 And guess what? He's a bad man! 1620 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,465 And he's gonna do something terrible! 1621 01:15:57,857 --> 01:15:59,076 -What? -He's following orders 1622 01:15:59,511 --> 01:16:00,817 from someone. I overheard him on the phone with his boss. 1623 01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:01,818 His boss from Clamco? 1624 01:16:02,121 --> 01:16:04,342 No, Star! He lied to you! He's a killer! 1625 01:16:04,385 --> 01:16:05,430 A killer? 1626 01:16:06,213 --> 01:16:09,652 But, Barb, what you're saying is ridiculous. 1627 01:16:09,695 --> 01:16:11,523 There's nothing ridiculous about what I'm saying. 1628 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,438 Edgar put a receiver in the middle of the Seafood Jam 1629 01:16:13,481 --> 01:16:15,614 that'll trigger deadly mosquitos that'll fly into the crowd 1630 01:16:15,657 --> 01:16:17,616 and sting everybody with their killer tails! 1631 01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:20,924 Why are you doing this? [gasps] 1632 01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:25,189 -You're making this all up! -Oh, come on. 1633 01:16:25,232 --> 01:16:26,364 I cannot believe you. 1634 01:16:26,407 --> 01:16:29,148 You're mad because Edgar picked me! 1635 01:16:29,193 --> 01:16:31,282 Get me a break. I am not mad about that. 1636 01:16:31,325 --> 01:16:33,153 And I am not making it up. 1637 01:16:33,806 --> 01:16:35,939 -I'm calling the police. -[scoffs] Fine. 1638 01:16:37,984 --> 01:16:39,725 Jeff's Banana Boats? 1639 01:16:40,639 --> 01:16:41,814 I didn't go through with it. 1640 01:16:41,858 --> 01:16:43,686 While I was lying here in my deathbed? 1641 01:16:43,728 --> 01:16:45,339 -You weren't sick. -You didn't know that? 1642 01:16:45,383 --> 01:16:47,472 -Because you lied. -So did you. 1643 01:16:47,514 --> 01:16:48,647 [both scoff] 1644 01:16:51,344 --> 01:16:52,956 I should have gone on that banana boat. 1645 01:16:52,999 --> 01:16:54,566 -I wish I did. -Oh. 1646 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:57,700 [Edgar] I hear it's a real tit flapper. 1647 01:16:58,570 --> 01:16:59,440 [gasps] 1648 01:17:01,268 --> 01:17:02,922 [dispatcher] 911, what's your emergency? 1649 01:17:02,966 --> 01:17:04,315 Uh, never mind. 1650 01:17:04,358 --> 01:17:08,885 I thought I saw a burglar but it was a... turtle. 1651 01:17:10,495 --> 01:17:14,630 [suspenseful music playing] 1652 01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:23,377 [Dr. Lady] Yoyo, where are you? 1653 01:17:23,421 --> 01:17:24,987 The mosquitoes are almost there. 1654 01:17:25,423 --> 01:17:26,337 Goodie. 1655 01:17:27,032 --> 01:17:29,818 And, remember, don't keep the steering wheel too straight. 1656 01:17:29,862 --> 01:17:32,255 Lots of tiny movements, left to right. 1657 01:17:34,954 --> 01:17:37,087 [groans] I wish we wouldn't have had these ropes. 1658 01:17:37,130 --> 01:17:38,784 -[grunting] -Stop squirming. 1659 01:17:39,350 --> 01:17:41,831 Believe me this is better. I'm supposed to kill you guys. 1660 01:17:41,874 --> 01:17:44,660 What? Who said to kill us? Edgar, what is happening? 1661 01:17:44,702 --> 01:17:47,358 -Ow! Our bracelets are sharp. -These bracelets really hurt. 1662 01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:49,403 -They're sharp. I know. -They're sharp, be careful 1663 01:17:49,447 --> 01:17:51,666 with that. And we-- [groans] 1664 01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:54,278 Edgar, you lied to me! 1665 01:17:54,321 --> 01:17:57,368 You should talk. I know all about the HPV. 1666 01:17:58,761 --> 01:18:00,545 Okay. Look, I was gonna tell you about that. 1667 01:18:00,588 --> 01:18:03,026 A lot of people have it. I mean, you probably have it. 1668 01:18:03,068 --> 01:18:05,332 What? Stop trying to confuse me. 1669 01:18:06,029 --> 01:18:08,466 Star, I thought you we're different. 1670 01:18:08,509 --> 01:18:09,728 Edgar. 1671 01:18:09,772 --> 01:18:11,295 Don't let him bamboozled you, Star. 1672 01:18:11,338 --> 01:18:12,949 He's a murderer. Tell her. 1673 01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:15,734 -You're not who you say you are. -You're not who you say you are. 1674 01:18:15,778 --> 01:18:18,344 We are who we are. We're Barb and Star. 1675 01:18:18,389 --> 01:18:21,478 Unlike you, Edgar, you big effin' liar. 1676 01:18:21,522 --> 01:18:22,523 Huh? 1677 01:18:22,567 --> 01:18:24,395 God, I knew this wasn't real. 1678 01:18:24,438 --> 01:18:26,397 And no one could ever love me again. 1679 01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:28,573 God, I'm in so much grief right now. 1680 01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:31,271 -Goodbye, ladies. -[Barb] Edgar, please wait. 1681 01:18:31,315 --> 01:18:32,969 A lot of innocent people will die. 1682 01:18:33,012 --> 01:18:34,753 [Star] At least tell us why? 1683 01:18:34,797 --> 01:18:37,451 Why you would ever be involved with such an awful thing? 1684 01:18:40,759 --> 01:18:44,154 [sighs] Fine. I'll tell you. 1685 01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:49,942 -Oh, he pulled up a chair. -It's gonna be a long story. 1686 01:18:49,986 --> 01:18:52,118 When I was seven years old my father 1687 01:18:52,162 --> 01:18:53,859 left my mom, my eleven sisters, and me. 1688 01:18:53,903 --> 01:18:56,296 -[whispering] Use your bracelet. -[Edgar] I was the oldest, 1689 01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:57,820 so I had to support us. 1690 01:18:58,821 --> 01:19:00,213 We had no money. 1691 01:19:01,519 --> 01:19:04,348 I did odd jobs. I built lawnmowers for Honda. 1692 01:19:04,391 --> 01:19:06,219 I even tried to sell my poop to farmers 1693 01:19:06,263 --> 01:19:08,004 saying that it was fertilizer. 1694 01:19:09,179 --> 01:19:10,571 It was never enough. 1695 01:19:11,181 --> 01:19:13,618 One day, a woman wearing a cape 1696 01:19:13,661 --> 01:19:16,752 and bag over her head put $50 in my cup. 1697 01:19:18,492 --> 01:19:20,407 -Oh. Hmm. -Oh. Mm-hmm. 1698 01:19:22,670 --> 01:19:23,846 She started to seduce me 1699 01:19:23,889 --> 01:19:25,456 as the errands became more criminal. 1700 01:19:25,499 --> 01:19:27,458 -[grunting] -I fell under her spell. 1701 01:19:28,111 --> 01:19:29,460 I thought it was love. 1702 01:19:32,332 --> 01:19:33,943 I would do anything for her. 1703 01:19:33,986 --> 01:19:36,249 We'd always talk about this particular plan. 1704 01:19:36,293 --> 01:19:37,424 Her life's work. 1705 01:19:38,295 --> 01:19:39,818 When it came time to help her, I said, Yes. 1706 01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:41,777 Of course, I had my reservations, 1707 01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:42,821 but... 1708 01:19:43,866 --> 01:19:47,391 But she said when it was over, we could be an official couple. 1709 01:19:47,434 --> 01:19:50,481 That's all I wanted at the time. That's all I've ever wanted. 1710 01:19:51,699 --> 01:19:53,309 People do crazy things for love. 1711 01:19:54,398 --> 01:19:56,530 Yeah, but, I mean, killing people, that's... 1712 01:19:56,574 --> 01:19:57,793 that's a lot. 1713 01:19:58,228 --> 01:20:00,839 Yeah, it's a lot of people. That's... that's a little crazy. 1714 01:20:00,883 --> 01:20:03,320 Is it? Wouldn't you have done it for Carmine? 1715 01:20:05,322 --> 01:20:06,627 And you for Ron? 1716 01:20:09,021 --> 01:20:10,588 Wait. 1717 01:20:10,630 --> 01:20:12,851 How do you know about Barb's dead husband, Ron Quicksilver? 1718 01:20:12,895 --> 01:20:14,592 -Wait. -She told me 1719 01:20:14,635 --> 01:20:16,072 -when she came to see me. -Oh. 1720 01:20:16,115 --> 01:20:17,900 That night on the foot bridge right before you did. 1721 01:20:17,943 --> 01:20:20,076 Well, you weren't supposed to say that. 1722 01:20:20,598 --> 01:20:23,601 Goodbye, Barb and Star. Whoever you are. 1723 01:20:27,039 --> 01:20:30,085 Okay. We can talk about it. Let's just talk about it. 1724 01:20:30,129 --> 01:20:32,436 It's-- It was a long time ago. A long time. 1725 01:20:33,132 --> 01:20:35,134 [MC] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome 1726 01:20:35,178 --> 01:20:37,920 to the 49th Annual Seafood Jam, 1727 01:20:38,616 --> 01:20:40,270 where the clams are hot 1728 01:20:40,313 --> 01:20:42,880 and the crowd is on the older side. 1729 01:20:42,925 --> 01:20:44,840 [indistinct chatter] 1730 01:20:46,102 --> 01:20:47,407 People are gonna die! 1731 01:20:47,451 --> 01:20:49,061 -We have to find Edgar! -You're right, 1732 01:20:49,105 --> 01:20:51,368 but by me agreeing with you about having to stop Edgar, 1733 01:20:51,411 --> 01:20:53,239 I don't agree about stopping being mad at you. 1734 01:20:53,282 --> 01:20:55,198 We agree to go. But I want you to know 1735 01:20:55,241 --> 01:20:56,895 that I'm frustrated and hurt 1736 01:20:56,939 --> 01:20:58,549 and I'm really freaking pissed off. 1737 01:20:58,592 --> 01:21:00,856 I'm freaking pissed off too. It's not that I'm copying you 1738 01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:01,987 -It's because I am. -Fine. 1739 01:21:06,469 --> 01:21:07,688 Hello. 1740 01:21:07,732 --> 01:21:08,776 [both] Hi. 1741 01:21:12,519 --> 01:21:14,434 [dramatic music playing] 1742 01:21:16,132 --> 01:21:17,829 [seagulls calling] 1743 01:21:23,530 --> 01:21:24,749 [both gasp] 1744 01:21:26,794 --> 01:21:28,927 -[Dr. Lady] Oh, hello. -[both gasp] 1745 01:21:29,406 --> 01:21:31,321 Enjoying your vacation? 1746 01:21:32,496 --> 01:21:33,932 -Well, um... -Oh, um... 1747 01:21:33,976 --> 01:21:36,326 -It started out fine. -...supposed to be a friend trip 1748 01:21:36,369 --> 01:21:37,980 -We got here and we were... -And we got here. 1749 01:21:38,023 --> 01:21:39,546 -No, I didn't-- -[Barb overlapping] 1750 01:21:39,590 --> 01:21:41,940 The first night, we went out to loosen up a little bit. 1751 01:21:41,984 --> 01:21:44,594 That's when we meet Edgar, which was not a good idea. 1752 01:21:44,638 --> 01:21:47,076 Edgar and I started hanging out, and I was lying to Barb, 1753 01:21:47,119 --> 01:21:49,034 -which I shouldn't have done... -I met Tommy Bahama. 1754 01:21:49,077 --> 01:21:50,993 -You met Tommy Bahama? Anyway... -Then we discovered-- 1755 01:21:51,036 --> 01:21:52,081 Enough! 1756 01:21:52,516 --> 01:21:56,302 I have set up one last excursion for the two of you. 1757 01:21:56,346 --> 01:21:58,652 [snickers] It's more of a game, really. 1758 01:21:58,696 --> 01:22:04,005 The rules are you get to choose how you die. 1759 01:22:04,049 --> 01:22:05,181 -What? -What? 1760 01:22:05,616 --> 01:22:07,400 You can either jump off that cliff behind you 1761 01:22:07,443 --> 01:22:09,707 hitting every sharp rock on the way down, 1762 01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:11,535 ripping your skin at every bounce 1763 01:22:11,577 --> 01:22:14,581 or you can stay here and have dinner 1764 01:22:15,452 --> 01:22:18,846 with, um... my new friends. 1765 01:22:18,889 --> 01:22:20,370 -[growling] -There are two 1766 01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:24,330 very hungry hot alligators in those crates. 1767 01:22:24,374 --> 01:22:25,592 [both] Alligators? 1768 01:22:25,636 --> 01:22:27,159 -Oh, please. No, no... -No, no, no... 1769 01:22:27,202 --> 01:22:30,641 That's what you get for getting in my way. 1770 01:22:31,684 --> 01:22:36,125 Now, you can kiss your middle-aged, flat, wide asses... 1771 01:22:36,907 --> 01:22:37,778 [both gasp] 1772 01:22:39,519 --> 01:22:40,693 ...goodbye. 1773 01:22:40,737 --> 01:22:41,869 -Please wait! -Oh, my gosh! 1774 01:22:42,130 --> 01:22:44,046 [Star] No, no, no, no, no, no. 1775 01:22:46,744 --> 01:22:48,964 Thanks a lot, Star, for making me come on this trip. 1776 01:22:49,007 --> 01:22:50,704 Now, we're gonna die just like I predicted. 1777 01:22:50,748 --> 01:22:52,706 Oh, will you just stop your complaining for once? 1778 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,056 Seems to me like you've been having the time 1779 01:22:54,099 --> 01:22:55,927 -of your life here. -Oh, I sure have. 1780 01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:58,886 -[growling] -[both whimpering] 1781 01:22:59,148 --> 01:23:02,412 [suspenseful music playing] 1782 01:23:10,594 --> 01:23:12,726 When we get to heaven, we're not living with each other, 1783 01:23:12,770 --> 01:23:14,511 and we're not running around playing harps 1784 01:23:14,554 --> 01:23:15,512 in our halos and wings! 1785 01:23:16,165 --> 01:23:18,471 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not even gonna look for you up there! 1786 01:23:18,514 --> 01:23:20,517 I'm gonna find the farthest cloud away from you. 1787 01:23:20,559 --> 01:23:22,214 And I'm gonna find Betsy Ross! 1788 01:23:22,258 --> 01:23:24,129 And I'm gonna be best friends with her. 1789 01:23:24,173 --> 01:23:26,349 And we're gonna ignore you at all the parties. 1790 01:23:27,785 --> 01:23:29,830 [whimpering] 1791 01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:33,138 I guess we're gonna die on bad terms. 1792 01:23:33,182 --> 01:23:34,487 I guess you're right. 1793 01:23:35,271 --> 01:23:37,751 [dramatic music playing] 1794 01:23:43,105 --> 01:23:44,628 [screaming] 1795 01:23:47,630 --> 01:23:48,980 [parachute flapping] 1796 01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:52,331 [dramatic music playing] 1797 01:23:54,377 --> 01:23:56,553 -Our culottes! -They're natural parachutes. 1798 01:24:09,305 --> 01:24:11,437 [gasping] 1799 01:24:13,612 --> 01:24:15,267 I'm so sorry. Oh! 1800 01:24:15,311 --> 01:24:17,226 So sorry. Lying to you was the hardest thing 1801 01:24:17,269 --> 01:24:18,443 I've ever had to do. 1802 01:24:18,487 --> 01:24:20,228 -I'm sorry too. -No. This is all my fault. 1803 01:24:20,272 --> 01:24:21,925 None of this will be happening if I hadn't suggested 1804 01:24:21,969 --> 01:24:23,580 coming on this trip in the first place. 1805 01:24:23,623 --> 01:24:25,973 Are you kidding? I've had the time of my life here. 1806 01:24:26,017 --> 01:24:27,714 I've done things I never thought I would do. 1807 01:24:27,758 --> 01:24:29,716 -I went in the ocean, Star. -[gasps] 1808 01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:31,936 -And I got my labia pierced. -What? 1809 01:24:31,978 --> 01:24:34,112 I took it out. Immediately took it out. 1810 01:24:34,156 --> 01:24:36,201 I should never have spent all that time with Edgar 1811 01:24:36,245 --> 01:24:38,073 behind your back. I should've told you. 1812 01:24:38,116 --> 01:24:40,597 I know you're only trying to protect my feelings. 1813 01:24:40,639 --> 01:24:42,294 And I'm so happy you found love. 1814 01:24:42,338 --> 01:24:43,817 [giggling] 1815 01:24:45,036 --> 01:24:47,473 I mean, it's unfortunate that he turned out to be a conman 1816 01:24:47,517 --> 01:24:50,128 -and a mass murderer. -Yeah. Yeah. 1817 01:24:50,172 --> 01:24:51,303 [both gasp] 1818 01:24:51,347 --> 01:24:52,434 -Oh, my God. -[Star] Edgar. 1819 01:24:52,478 --> 01:24:54,175 -[both] We have to stop him. -Go! 1820 01:24:55,307 --> 01:24:58,223 [MC] The Seafood Jam just keeps on jamming! 1821 01:24:58,832 --> 01:25:00,050 [Dr. Lady] Nice view. 1822 01:25:02,835 --> 01:25:04,360 -[slurping] -What are you doing here? 1823 01:25:05,491 --> 01:25:07,014 Cleaning up your mess. 1824 01:25:07,058 --> 01:25:08,581 Seems like you can't follow through 1825 01:25:08,625 --> 01:25:10,627 with anything these days. For example, 1826 01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:12,716 getting rid of your little friends. 1827 01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:17,503 -I did. I-I mean, I-- -Oh, it's okay, Edgar. 1828 01:25:17,547 --> 01:25:20,115 I took care of them myself. 1829 01:25:20,157 --> 01:25:21,028 What? 1830 01:25:21,638 --> 01:25:23,596 -What did you do? -Let's just say 1831 01:25:23,639 --> 01:25:25,946 there are a couple of alligators out there 1832 01:25:25,990 --> 01:25:29,298 with bellies full of... them. 1833 01:25:30,299 --> 01:25:33,344 Oh, don't be so sad, Edgar. 1834 01:25:33,389 --> 01:25:36,566 Those two were just a couple of pathetic Stellas 1835 01:25:36,609 --> 01:25:38,394 trying to get their groove back. 1836 01:25:39,003 --> 01:25:40,439 But they were spies, right? 1837 01:25:41,397 --> 01:25:43,964 I mean, you told me that they were spies. 1838 01:25:44,008 --> 01:25:46,532 Sorry. I just said that to get what I want. 1839 01:25:47,184 --> 01:25:48,665 Sometimes I do that, 1840 01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:52,234 but I'll work on it on our relationship, I promise. 1841 01:25:52,712 --> 01:25:55,193 That is still what you want, isn't it, Edgar? 1842 01:25:55,759 --> 01:25:56,803 To be official? 1843 01:25:58,327 --> 01:26:01,939 And, um, the receiver is in position? 1844 01:26:01,982 --> 01:26:03,767 It's on the stage. 1845 01:26:03,809 --> 01:26:05,943 -The microchip is inside. -Good. 1846 01:26:11,905 --> 01:26:13,037 This is it. 1847 01:26:13,690 --> 01:26:15,257 My moment of glory. 1848 01:26:16,867 --> 01:26:21,611 Goodbye, Vista Del Mar. You stupid place 1849 01:26:21,654 --> 01:26:23,003 full of dummies. 1850 01:26:26,746 --> 01:26:28,443 [detonator beeping] 1851 01:26:30,663 --> 01:26:32,448 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1852 01:26:33,144 --> 01:26:34,450 Shit. 1853 01:26:36,974 --> 01:26:39,193 [dramatic music playing] 1854 01:26:43,110 --> 01:26:44,590 -Shit. -[MC] Of course, shrimp 1855 01:26:44,634 --> 01:26:47,289 is the most popular fish in America. 1856 01:26:47,332 --> 01:26:48,855 Let's introduce our finalists. 1857 01:26:49,726 --> 01:26:50,814 [Edgar] Star? 1858 01:26:50,857 --> 01:26:52,294 -[Star] Sorry. -Excuse me. Excuse me. 1859 01:26:52,337 --> 01:26:54,165 Oh, my God. Where? 1860 01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:56,036 He said it was on the stage. 1861 01:26:56,080 --> 01:26:58,430 -[MC speaking indistinctly] -[crowd cheering] 1862 01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:01,128 -[Barb] Star. -Yes? 1863 01:27:01,172 --> 01:27:02,782 Oh, my gosh. That's it. 1864 01:27:03,478 --> 01:27:05,481 [Barb] Star, it's bleeping. 1865 01:27:05,523 --> 01:27:06,786 Go, go, go, go. 1866 01:27:06,830 --> 01:27:09,049 [dramatic music playing] 1867 01:27:10,573 --> 01:27:12,487 -We need to get it in the water! -Okay! 1868 01:27:12,531 --> 01:27:14,098 Run, run! Oh. Wait, wait, wait. 1869 01:27:14,141 --> 01:27:15,447 -Look, look, look. -[Barb] Yeah? 1870 01:27:15,491 --> 01:27:17,928 -Oh, Lord, shells? -[Star] Everything's shells. 1871 01:27:17,971 --> 01:27:20,059 What kind of bird is this? It's all made out of shells. 1872 01:27:20,103 --> 01:27:22,498 -[Edgar] Star! -[gasps] He's coming. Run! 1873 01:27:22,541 --> 01:27:23,760 Star. Guys, please stop! 1874 01:27:23,803 --> 01:27:25,544 Please wait! Hey, I'm trying to stop this! 1875 01:27:25,588 --> 01:27:27,242 No! We won't let you do this. 1876 01:27:27,285 --> 01:27:29,156 We'll throw it on the ocean and destroy it. 1877 01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:30,375 No. That won't destroy it. 1878 01:27:30,419 --> 01:27:31,855 -Just-- just give it to me. -No. 1879 01:27:31,898 --> 01:27:32,943 Look, I'm sorry. 1880 01:27:33,465 --> 01:27:35,728 She told me you were spies. That's why I tied you up. 1881 01:27:35,772 --> 01:27:38,775 She's manipulated me this whole time. 1882 01:27:38,818 --> 01:27:40,603 -Why should we believe you? -Because... 1883 01:27:42,692 --> 01:27:44,737 -I love you, Star. -[both gasp] 1884 01:27:45,434 --> 01:27:46,565 Oh. 1885 01:27:46,957 --> 01:27:49,481 I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met, 1886 01:27:50,568 --> 01:27:52,179 especially on the inside. 1887 01:27:53,050 --> 01:27:56,009 Edgar, please. Not in front of Barb. 1888 01:27:56,053 --> 01:27:58,795 -No. Not that inside. -Oh. 1889 01:27:58,838 --> 01:28:00,753 -Your heart. -Oh. 1890 01:28:00,797 --> 01:28:02,973 Listen, I need you guys to get in the cab 1891 01:28:03,016 --> 01:28:05,018 and drive inland as fast as you can, okay? 1892 01:28:05,062 --> 01:28:07,020 I'm gonna get in the boat and dump the receiver 1893 01:28:07,064 --> 01:28:08,370 far out in the ocean, okay? 1894 01:28:08,413 --> 01:28:09,675 You don't have to worry about me. 1895 01:28:09,719 --> 01:28:11,677 Look, I have the antidote. 1896 01:28:16,378 --> 01:28:17,248 What's the matter? 1897 01:28:18,249 --> 01:28:19,511 Lemon infused ice tea? 1898 01:28:20,817 --> 01:28:23,298 She was setting me up to die this whole time. 1899 01:28:23,341 --> 01:28:25,648 -Oh. That's not nice. -Oh. Oh, no. 1900 01:28:26,257 --> 01:28:27,258 It doesn't matter. 1901 01:28:27,867 --> 01:28:30,261 The plan is the same. I have to go through with it. 1902 01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:32,002 I got us into this mess. I'm gonna fix it. 1903 01:28:32,045 --> 01:28:33,525 -No, Edgar. No, you can't. -Star... 1904 01:28:35,266 --> 01:28:36,659 I'm sorry for getting you into this. 1905 01:28:38,050 --> 01:28:39,443 -Goodbye, Star. -No. 1906 01:28:39,487 --> 01:28:41,359 -[Darlie] You mean hello... -[gasps] 1907 01:28:41,403 --> 01:28:42,447 ...to me. 1908 01:28:42,969 --> 01:28:43,883 It's me, fools, 1909 01:28:44,406 --> 01:28:47,887 Darlie Bunkle. [laughs] Now, do you recognize me? 1910 01:28:47,931 --> 01:28:49,802 -[gasps] -I was wearing disguise glasses. 1911 01:28:50,281 --> 01:28:51,500 And this disguise shirt, 1912 01:28:51,543 --> 01:28:52,849 -and this disguise-- -[Star] Run! 1913 01:28:52,892 --> 01:28:54,938 -[screams] -[Darlie] Whoa! Hey! [groans] 1914 01:28:54,981 --> 01:28:56,460 [grunting] 1915 01:28:59,290 --> 01:29:01,945 Hey. Sir. Sir, can we please borrow your Jet Ski? 1916 01:29:01,987 --> 01:29:03,032 It's really important. 1917 01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:04,904 Don't explain. I need no further information. 1918 01:29:04,948 --> 01:29:07,603 -Take it. We trust you. Come on. -I'll drive. Come on. 1919 01:29:07,646 --> 01:29:08,647 Okay. 1920 01:29:09,692 --> 01:29:11,520 Uh, it's beeping faster. 1921 01:29:12,434 --> 01:29:14,784 [computer beeping] 1922 01:29:14,827 --> 01:29:17,047 Okie-dokey. Time to surface. 1923 01:29:17,874 --> 01:29:19,397 [railroad crossing alarm blaring] 1924 01:29:19,441 --> 01:29:20,746 [submarine alarm wailing] 1925 01:29:21,443 --> 01:29:23,445 -[dialing] -[duck horn honking] 1926 01:29:24,010 --> 01:29:25,577 -[line dings] -[operator] We're sorry, 1927 01:29:25,621 --> 01:29:28,275 you have reached a number that's no longer in service. 1928 01:29:28,318 --> 01:29:30,277 -[dog barking] -[cat meowing] 1929 01:29:30,321 --> 01:29:32,844 -[elephant trumpeting] -[alarm blaring] 1930 01:29:32,889 --> 01:29:34,020 [horn farts] 1931 01:29:34,064 --> 01:29:36,936 [suspenseful music playing] 1932 01:29:55,128 --> 01:29:57,348 [MC] Ladies and gentlemen... 1933 01:29:58,915 --> 01:30:01,787 [echoing] ...who will be this year's 1934 01:30:01,831 --> 01:30:06,791 Seafood Jam Shrimp Queen? 1935 01:30:13,843 --> 01:30:15,758 [grunting] 1936 01:30:20,545 --> 01:30:23,635 [dramatic music playing] 1937 01:30:27,552 --> 01:30:28,945 Releasing the mosquitoes. 1938 01:30:31,077 --> 01:30:32,077 [alarm blaring] 1939 01:30:33,862 --> 01:30:37,432 [mosquitoes buzzing] 1940 01:30:39,303 --> 01:30:41,697 -[both grunt] -[Barb] What's happening? 1941 01:30:41,740 --> 01:30:43,307 We're gonna die this time! 1942 01:30:43,873 --> 01:30:45,831 [screaming] 1943 01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:49,313 Okay. My turn. [chuckles] 1944 01:30:50,270 --> 01:30:52,577 My favorite facial expression goes like this. 1945 01:30:59,758 --> 01:31:01,281 [screaming] 1946 01:31:01,325 --> 01:31:03,370 [Star] Lord, we're coming to see you now! 1947 01:31:03,414 --> 01:31:05,721 -[Barb] Open the gate! -[Star] The pearly one! 1948 01:31:05,764 --> 01:31:07,505 [Barb] Make sure it's the pearly one! 1949 01:31:08,114 --> 01:31:09,594 And the winner is... 1950 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:11,378 Sydney Hobart! 1951 01:31:12,205 --> 01:31:15,208 ♪ She is the Shrimp Queen♪ 1952 01:31:15,252 --> 01:31:19,474 ♪ Is she a dream Or is she real? ♪ 1953 01:31:20,257 --> 01:31:24,043 ♪ What a glorious deal For her and the...♪ 1954 01:31:24,566 --> 01:31:27,699 -[grunting] Just stop! -[MC continues indistinctly] 1955 01:31:27,743 --> 01:31:29,005 [grunts] Fine. 1956 01:31:30,572 --> 01:31:33,357 I'll give you your break. You need it. 1957 01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:36,795 Star. What have I done? I should be right there. 1958 01:31:36,839 --> 01:31:38,449 [canon firing] 1959 01:31:38,493 --> 01:31:39,842 [crow cheering] 1960 01:31:40,755 --> 01:31:42,322 [Star] Barb, I gotta get something 1961 01:31:42,366 --> 01:31:44,237 really big off my chest. The biggest lie of them all. 1962 01:31:44,281 --> 01:31:45,891 -I gotta tell you. -[Barb] What? 1963 01:31:46,544 --> 01:31:48,154 I never went to a turtle's house. 1964 01:31:48,198 --> 01:31:50,112 Oh, Star, that's okay. 1965 01:31:50,156 --> 01:31:52,811 I never splashed and played with a baby turtle in the tub. 1966 01:31:52,855 --> 01:31:54,770 I never even got in the tub. 1967 01:31:54,813 --> 01:31:56,423 And I still have my labia pierced. 1968 01:31:56,467 --> 01:31:57,903 -What? -God, it's so uncomfortable 1969 01:31:57,947 --> 01:32:00,340 sitting on this thing. I don't think it's healed yet. 1970 01:32:00,384 --> 01:32:01,516 -Barb? -[hissing] 1971 01:32:03,126 --> 01:32:04,996 -Barb! -[grunts] 1972 01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:06,608 [screaming] 1973 01:32:07,478 --> 01:32:09,349 [gasping] 1974 01:32:10,873 --> 01:32:13,005 -Give it to me! -It's too late. It's over. 1975 01:32:13,049 --> 01:32:15,312 [grunting] 1976 01:32:19,403 --> 01:32:21,492 Give it to me, or she drowns! 1977 01:32:21,536 --> 01:32:24,539 [Barb] Star, no! Star, no! 1978 01:32:27,759 --> 01:32:28,760 Really? 1979 01:32:33,939 --> 01:32:35,157 Eureka! 1980 01:32:37,682 --> 01:32:39,597 Ha! [laughs] 1981 01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:44,733 Looking for this? 1982 01:32:45,603 --> 01:32:47,083 Yes, I was actually. 1983 01:32:48,388 --> 01:32:50,260 You're really gonna sacrifice your own lives 1984 01:32:50,303 --> 01:32:52,044 for those fools on the beach? 1985 01:32:52,871 --> 01:32:54,219 Give me the keys! 1986 01:32:55,264 --> 01:32:56,875 -Barb? -Star? 1987 01:32:57,659 --> 01:32:59,008 No, no, no, no. 1988 01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:03,665 [mosquitos buzzing] 1989 01:33:04,448 --> 01:33:07,930 No! No! [screams] 1990 01:33:12,934 --> 01:33:16,112 [dramatic music playing] 1991 01:34:19,088 --> 01:34:20,567 Sorry about that, man. 1992 01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:23,919 Let me know if you wanna get some food later. 1993 01:34:30,186 --> 01:34:31,709 Barb and Star, 1994 01:34:31,753 --> 01:34:34,755 they... they saved us all. Now they're gone. 1995 01:34:41,414 --> 01:34:44,287 [crowd gasping] 1996 01:34:48,857 --> 01:34:50,728 [gasping] 1997 01:34:50,772 --> 01:34:52,817 ["Ever See a Diver Kiss His Wife" plays] 1998 01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:57,648 ♪ Did you ever-eever-eyever In your life-lee-low ♪ 1999 01:34:57,996 --> 01:35:01,085 ♪ See a diver-deever-devver Kiss his wife-wee-woe... ♪ 2000 01:35:01,130 --> 01:35:02,697 [mouthing] What the fuck? 2001 01:35:02,740 --> 01:35:04,263 ♪ In the kingdom of the sea 2002 01:35:04,307 --> 01:35:07,266 ♪ While the bubbles bounce About above the water? ♪ 2003 01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:11,531 You're alive? 2004 01:35:11,575 --> 01:35:12,576 [sighs] 2005 01:35:15,100 --> 01:35:17,189 What just happened? What was that? 2006 01:35:21,324 --> 01:35:22,717 [both] It was Trish. 2007 01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:25,981 [laughs] 2008 01:35:31,421 --> 01:35:33,291 Oh, Star, I'm so sorry 2009 01:35:33,335 --> 01:35:35,904 I was ever involved in such a horrible plan. I mean, 2010 01:35:36,818 --> 01:35:38,123 I'm so ashamed. 2011 01:35:38,166 --> 01:35:40,559 No, Edgar, I believe you. 2012 01:35:41,474 --> 01:35:44,303 And I do wanna be an official couple with you. 2013 01:35:45,478 --> 01:35:47,002 Because I love you. 2014 01:35:47,523 --> 01:35:49,744 I love you with all my fart-- heart. 2015 01:35:49,787 --> 01:35:52,181 Oh, God. What a terrible time to flub my words. 2016 01:35:53,356 --> 01:35:54,531 -Whoo. -Yeah. 2017 01:35:54,574 --> 01:35:55,662 -All right. -Wow! 2018 01:35:55,706 --> 01:35:57,403 -[moaning] -[Barb] I just wanna say, 2019 01:35:58,056 --> 01:36:01,233 I believe you too, Edgar, so we're cool. 2020 01:36:01,755 --> 01:36:03,148 Everything's cool. 2021 01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:05,803 I do wonder where we're all gonna live though? 2022 01:36:05,847 --> 01:36:07,544 [Dr. Lady] Well, isn't this sweet? 2023 01:36:07,587 --> 01:36:08,588 [gasps] 2024 01:36:09,241 --> 01:36:10,460 [grunts] 2025 01:36:11,156 --> 01:36:13,115 Surprised to see me? 2026 01:36:13,157 --> 01:36:15,987 Well, I'm not surprise. You took the real antidote? 2027 01:36:16,031 --> 01:36:18,684 Of course, I did! You traitor! 2028 01:36:18,728 --> 01:36:21,340 And as for you, I should've push you two 2029 01:36:21,384 --> 01:36:23,212 off the cliff when I had the chance! 2030 01:36:23,952 --> 01:36:25,867 But it's not too late for me 2031 01:36:25,910 --> 01:36:28,173 to shut your blabbing trap. 2032 01:36:28,217 --> 01:36:30,567 No. You shut your blabbing trap. 2033 01:36:30,610 --> 01:36:31,655 You're a nobody. 2034 01:36:32,177 --> 01:36:33,048 -[gasps] -[grunts] 2035 01:36:33,091 --> 01:36:34,789 -[crowd gasp] -Not anymore! 2036 01:36:35,877 --> 01:36:39,402 I am Barb freakin' Quicksilver, and I have been delivered. 2037 01:36:39,445 --> 01:36:41,099 -[western music plays] -I used to be afraid 2038 01:36:41,143 --> 01:36:43,101 of a lot of stuff, including people like you. 2039 01:36:43,145 --> 01:36:44,407 But I'm not afraid anymore! 2040 01:36:44,842 --> 01:36:46,800 And I know my truth. I'm a phoenix. 2041 01:36:46,844 --> 01:36:48,933 -[bird calling] -Now, my friend, 2042 01:36:48,977 --> 01:36:51,457 Star is really good with words, and she is gonna speak now! 2043 01:36:51,501 --> 01:36:52,675 You won't be rude through it. 2044 01:36:52,719 --> 01:36:54,199 You won't be rude, you rude lady! 2045 01:36:55,026 --> 01:36:57,115 -Ha-hoya! -[cheers] 2046 01:36:57,724 --> 01:37:00,249 [Barb] Star, the beach is yours. 2047 01:37:02,077 --> 01:37:03,600 [Edgar] You can do this, Star. 2048 01:37:08,344 --> 01:37:09,344 Hi. 2049 01:37:10,085 --> 01:37:11,826 I know you have a lot of pain. 2050 01:37:12,739 --> 01:37:15,264 You're just trying to hurt all these people because... 2051 01:37:16,047 --> 01:37:17,832 you're hurting inside yourself. 2052 01:37:18,876 --> 01:37:20,530 But you're not alone. 2053 01:37:21,443 --> 01:37:23,532 I've always been alone. 2054 01:37:24,316 --> 01:37:27,102 Well, that's terrible. No friends? 2055 01:37:27,929 --> 01:37:29,234 I hate that word. 2056 01:37:30,366 --> 01:37:32,411 Friend is the best word of all. 2057 01:37:32,455 --> 01:37:34,849 I mean, they're there when you're sad. 2058 01:37:34,892 --> 01:37:37,721 They jump up and down with you when something good happens. 2059 01:37:37,764 --> 01:37:39,723 Yeah. And you'll spend your birthdays together 2060 01:37:39,766 --> 01:37:42,421 and stay up late giggling about boobs and butts and stuff. 2061 01:37:43,639 --> 01:37:46,861 No one ever wants to be... my friend. 2062 01:37:49,951 --> 01:37:51,343 I'll be your friend. 2063 01:37:51,387 --> 01:37:52,388 What? 2064 01:37:53,955 --> 01:37:54,956 So will I. 2065 01:37:56,305 --> 01:37:57,959 Me too. I'll be your friend. 2066 01:37:58,002 --> 01:37:59,221 -Me too. -Me too. 2067 01:37:59,264 --> 01:38:00,309 -Me too. -Me too. 2068 01:38:00,612 --> 01:38:02,137 I'd very much like being your friend, 2069 01:38:02,180 --> 01:38:03,486 if you'll take me. 2070 01:38:03,529 --> 01:38:05,967 [all exclaiming] 2071 01:38:07,446 --> 01:38:08,404 Edgar? 2072 01:38:09,231 --> 01:38:14,279 Uh... I mean, it's kind of weird but I guess. 2073 01:38:14,323 --> 01:38:16,107 After everything I've done? 2074 01:38:19,284 --> 01:38:20,503 I'm not going to... 2075 01:38:21,286 --> 01:38:22,940 I'm not gonna get emotional. 2076 01:38:22,984 --> 01:38:24,594 No. No! 2077 01:38:25,550 --> 01:38:27,902 I'm not going to cry. No. 2078 01:38:28,467 --> 01:38:31,035 They're trying to come up, but no. 2079 01:38:31,079 --> 01:38:32,862 No! No! 2080 01:38:32,907 --> 01:38:35,300 They're coming. My feelings are coming! 2081 01:38:37,999 --> 01:38:39,130 Yes! 2082 01:38:39,174 --> 01:38:42,219 I'm ready to have friends! 2083 01:38:42,264 --> 01:38:43,656 [cheering] 2084 01:38:43,700 --> 01:38:45,963 [Dr. Lady] And now I'm gonna rush out into the crowd. 2085 01:38:46,007 --> 01:38:47,922 I mean, all of you, we could giggle 2086 01:38:47,965 --> 01:38:50,489 about boobs and butts. Who wants to be my first friend? 2087 01:38:50,925 --> 01:38:51,925 We did it. 2088 01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:59,193 Barb, there something on your chest. 2089 01:39:00,412 --> 01:39:02,719 -It's like you're glowing. -So are you. On your chest. 2090 01:39:04,286 --> 01:39:05,330 [Star] What is... 2091 01:39:07,157 --> 01:39:08,812 [both] It's our shimmer. 2092 01:39:10,422 --> 01:39:14,513 [overlapping conversation] 2093 01:39:16,951 --> 01:39:18,169 -Edgar. -That's great. 2094 01:39:18,213 --> 01:39:20,215 -We got our shimmer. I saw hers. -She saw mine. 2095 01:39:20,258 --> 01:39:21,564 What do you say we go celebrate 2096 01:39:22,043 --> 01:39:23,087 if I get another buried treasure. 2097 01:39:23,130 --> 01:39:25,175 -Ooh. That sounds fun. -Yeah. 2098 01:39:25,219 --> 01:39:27,570 -[crowd] Really fun! -But actually, um... 2099 01:39:27,612 --> 01:39:29,876 Barb and I have something we have to do first. 2100 01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:31,617 [giggling] 2101 01:39:31,661 --> 01:39:33,532 -[Barb] We found it. -[Star] I can't believe it. 2102 01:39:33,576 --> 01:39:36,100 [Trish] Well, looks like Barb and Star 2103 01:39:36,144 --> 01:39:37,797 found some adventure after all. 2104 01:39:38,537 --> 01:39:40,452 I mean, ain't that what we all want? 2105 01:39:41,105 --> 01:39:43,541 A little love, friendship, and adventure? 2106 01:39:44,152 --> 01:39:46,763 Well, I hope you learned something here today. 2107 01:39:46,806 --> 01:39:48,156 I know I did. 2108 01:39:48,199 --> 01:39:50,853 Sometimes you gotta step out of your box a little 2109 01:39:50,897 --> 01:39:53,465 then you'll know what life is really about. 2110 01:39:53,509 --> 01:39:55,424 But then again, what do I know? 2111 01:39:55,467 --> 01:39:58,949 I'm just a fun-loving water spirit named Trish. 2112 01:39:59,602 --> 01:40:01,082 Bye-bye now. 2113 01:40:01,125 --> 01:40:04,433 [tropical music playing] 2114 01:40:06,565 --> 01:40:08,175 [Barb and Star shrieking] 2115 01:40:18,012 --> 01:40:19,491 ♪ Ay 2116 01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:30,981 [crowd gasps] 2117 01:40:32,548 --> 01:40:34,505 Hey, middle-aged people. 2118 01:40:34,550 --> 01:40:36,160 You thought this was over? 2119 01:40:37,596 --> 01:40:39,294 You are wrong. 2120 01:40:41,818 --> 01:40:43,428 It's time to boogie! 2121 01:40:43,472 --> 01:40:45,430 ♪ Okay, shawty What's happenin'?♪ 2122 01:40:45,474 --> 01:40:47,389 ♪ Girl let's get This thing crackin' ♪ 2123 01:40:47,432 --> 01:40:49,173 ♪ You just bend it on over 2124 01:40:49,217 --> 01:40:51,175 ♪ I'll get behind And you make it wind ♪ 2125 01:40:51,219 --> 01:40:53,221 ♪ Jump in the line Shake your body on mine ♪ 2126 01:40:53,264 --> 01:40:54,787 ♪ Ba-dong-bong-bong Ba-dong-ba-da-bong-bong ♪ 2127 01:40:54,831 --> 01:40:57,660 -We keep going? A little more. -Yeah. Just a little more. 2128 01:40:58,748 --> 01:41:00,880 ♪ Jump in the line Shake your body on mine ♪ 2129 01:41:00,924 --> 01:41:02,708 ♪ Brra-dong Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong ♪ 2130 01:41:02,752 --> 01:41:04,666 ♪ Jump in the line Shake your body on mine ♪ 2131 01:41:04,710 --> 01:41:06,712 ♪ Ba-dong-bong-bong Ba-dong-ba-da-bong-bong... ♪ 2132 01:41:08,192 --> 01:41:09,454 [laughing] 2133 01:41:10,237 --> 01:41:13,110 [saxophone playing] 2134 01:41:20,030 --> 01:41:21,597 ♪ Shake, shake, shake, señora 2135 01:41:21,639 --> 01:41:23,380 -♪ Shake it left and right -♪ Right 2136 01:41:23,425 --> 01:41:26,862 ♪ Work, work, work, señora Right into my ride ♪ 2137 01:41:26,906 --> 01:41:29,039 ♪ Miami's in the house Without a doubt ♪ 2138 01:41:29,083 --> 01:41:30,996 ♪ I'm the Chico, in the club That they yell about ♪ 2139 01:41:31,041 --> 01:41:33,304 ♪ I'm from the city Where the women all real... ♪ 2140 01:41:33,348 --> 01:41:34,740 It's getting hard to breath a little bit, 2141 01:41:34,784 --> 01:41:36,046 but I'm gonna keep going. 2142 01:41:36,612 --> 01:41:38,440 ♪ And that ass Is off the chain ♪ 2143 01:41:38,483 --> 01:41:39,963 ♪ I hit that thing so hard 2144 01:41:40,005 --> 01:41:42,008 ♪ She called 411 pain Dammit, man ♪ 2145 01:41:42,574 --> 01:41:44,359 ♪ Let's go to Jamaica For Sean Paul ♪ 2146 01:41:44,402 --> 01:41:46,143 ♪ Then take it to tally For T-Pain ♪ 2147 01:41:46,187 --> 01:41:48,189 ♪ Mami move that ass Like chitty-chitty bang-bang ♪ 2148 01:41:48,232 --> 01:41:49,886 ♪ Chitty-chitty bang-bang 2149 01:41:49,929 --> 01:41:51,583 ♪ Okay, shawty What's happenin'? ♪ 2150 01:41:51,627 --> 01:41:53,324 ♪ Girl let's get This thing crackin' ♪ 2151 01:41:53,368 --> 01:41:55,152 ♪ You just bend it on over 2152 01:41:55,196 --> 01:41:57,111 ♪ I'll get behind And you make it wind ♪ 2153 01:41:57,154 --> 01:41:59,112 ♪ Jump in the line Shake your body on mine ♪ 2154 01:41:59,156 --> 01:42:00,679 ♪ Brra-dong Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong ♪ 2155 01:42:00,723 --> 01:42:02,681 ♪ Jump in the line Shake your body on mine ♪ 2156 01:42:02,725 --> 01:42:04,509 ♪ Brra-dong Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong... ♪ 2157 01:42:04,553 --> 01:42:06,468 [Star] I don't have any sand in my mouth yet-- 2158 01:42:06,511 --> 01:42:07,686 -[Barb] You don't? -[Star] Not yet. 2159 01:42:07,730 --> 01:42:09,210 [Barb] I can feel a little granules, like, 2160 01:42:09,253 --> 01:42:11,168 -in between my teeth, like-- -[Star] Your teeth? Oh! 2161 01:42:11,212 --> 01:42:12,909 -I just got some. There you go. -[Barb] Oh, there you go. 2162 01:42:12,952 --> 01:42:14,693 ♪ Brra-dong Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong ♪ 2163 01:42:14,737 --> 01:42:18,393 [tropical music playing] 2164 01:42:52,992 --> 01:42:55,907 Ah. Can we talk about horses now? 2165 01:42:56,474 --> 01:42:57,562 Give it to me. 2166 01:43:01,349 --> 01:43:02,350 [sighs] 2167 01:43:02,915 --> 01:43:06,309 [upbeat music playing] 2168 01:43:11,402 --> 01:43:14,231 [vocalizing] 2169 01:44:19,949 --> 01:44:21,124 [man] Woo-hoo. 2170 01:44:27,478 --> 01:44:29,654 [upbeat music playing] 2171 01:44:33,397 --> 01:44:34,659 [man] My bad. 2172 01:44:34,702 --> 01:44:38,402 [upbeat music playing] 2173 01:45:29,800 --> 01:45:31,237 [singers singing in Spanish] 2174 01:45:36,678 --> 01:45:39,811 [upbeat music playing] 2175 01:46:36,215 --> 01:46:38,392 There are good ships. And wood ships. 2176 01:46:38,434 --> 01:46:40,045 And ships that sail the sea. 2177 01:46:40,089 --> 01:46:42,004 But the best ships are friendships. 2178 01:46:42,047 --> 01:46:43,875 And may they always be. 2179 01:46:43,919 --> 01:46:45,224 [crowd cheers] 2180 01:46:45,268 --> 01:46:46,748 I agree.