WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:08.285 --> 00:01:12.115 ♪ Shadows falling baby 4 00:01:12.159 --> 00:01:13.943 ♪ We stand alone 5 00:01:14.378 --> 00:01:17.555 ♪ Out on the street Anybody you meet ♪ 6 00:01:17.599 --> 00:01:20.384 ♪ Got a heartache Of their own ♪ 7 00:01:20.428 --> 00:01:22.517 ♪ It oughta be illegal 8 00:01:22.560 --> 00:01:26.564 ♪ Make it a crime To be lonely or sad ♪ 9 00:01:27.348 --> 00:01:29.698 ♪ It oughta be illegal 10 00:01:29.741 --> 00:01:34.703 ♪ You got a reason for livin' You battle on ♪ 11 00:01:34.746 --> 00:01:37.097 ♪ With the love You're livin' on ♪ 12 00:01:37.575 --> 00:01:40.491 ♪ You gotta be mine ♪ 13 00:01:40.970 --> 00:01:43.103 ♪ We take it away ♪ 14 00:01:43.842 --> 00:01:49.544 ♪ It's gotta be night and day Just a matter of time ♪ 15 00:01:58.247 --> 00:01:59.815 ♪ And we got nothing to be 16 00:01:59.858 --> 00:02:03.514 ♪ Guilty of our love 17 00:02:03.862 --> 00:02:08.997 ♪ Will climb any mountain Near or far we are ♪ 18 00:02:09.041 --> 00:02:13.698 ♪ And we never let it end 19 00:02:13.741 --> 00:02:16.788 ♪ We are devotion 20 00:02:16.832 --> 00:02:19.617 ♪ And we got nothing To be sorry for ♪ 21 00:02:20.096 --> 00:02:24.927 ♪ Our love is one In a million eyes ♪ 22 00:02:28.103 --> 00:02:30.759 [mechanical owl whirring, beeps] 23 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:53.738 [Gene] Good morning, Yoyo. 24 00:02:53.781 --> 00:02:55.349 [Yoyo] Morning, Gene. Has it started? 25 00:02:55.392 --> 00:02:57.525 [Gene] They're waiting for you,sir. You better get changed. 26 00:02:57.567 --> 00:02:58.526 [Yoyo] Okey-dokey. 27 00:03:01.093 --> 00:03:02.486 [alarm beeps] 28 00:03:05.750 --> 00:03:09.014 [suspenseful music playing] 29 00:03:48.663 --> 00:03:51.055 Would anyone like a drink before we get started? 30 00:03:53.450 --> 00:03:54.495 No, thank you. 31 00:03:54.538 --> 00:03:56.801 Well, I'm going to make myself.. 32 00:03:58.281 --> 00:03:59.630 a "suicide." 33 00:04:09.597 --> 00:04:12.556 Just a little bit of root beer, traditional cola, 34 00:04:12.991 --> 00:04:14.341 just a touch of lemon-lime spritz, 35 00:04:15.211 --> 00:04:18.301 orange up, and my secret ingredient... 36 00:04:19.954 --> 00:04:22.218 just a dash of lemon-infused iced tea. 37 00:04:24.351 --> 00:04:25.917 I like the extra bite. 38 00:04:32.359 --> 00:04:33.621 It's perfect. 39 00:04:36.101 --> 00:04:37.581 Is it ready? 40 00:04:37.625 --> 00:04:39.017 Finally, yes. 41 00:04:39.453 --> 00:04:41.411 After years of work, I have developed 42 00:04:41.455 --> 00:04:43.718 genetically modified mosquitos 43 00:04:43.761 --> 00:04:45.807 and a way to control them. 44 00:04:49.463 --> 00:04:52.944 This remote here, activates that receiver under the cow, 45 00:04:52.988 --> 00:04:55.556 releasing a signal attracting the mosquitos. 46 00:04:55.599 --> 00:04:57.688 These are not just itchy mosquito bites. 47 00:04:58.210 --> 00:05:01.039 One sting will kill a large animal within minutes. 48 00:05:02.258 --> 00:05:05.217 So, hypothetically speaking, 49 00:05:05.261 --> 00:05:07.655 if the receiver was placed, say, 50 00:05:07.698 --> 00:05:10.919 in the middle of a small town, 51 00:05:10.962 --> 00:05:13.008 the mosquitoes would then fly towards it 52 00:05:13.704 --> 00:05:16.446 stinging and killing everyone in the town? 53 00:05:18.840 --> 00:05:20.363 -Hypothetically. -Well, 54 00:05:20.407 --> 00:05:23.323 given that we have thousands of mosquitos, 55 00:05:23.366 --> 00:05:25.499 we could kill thousands of people 56 00:05:25.542 --> 00:05:27.588 but we don't wanna do that, right? 57 00:05:29.024 --> 00:05:32.201 We're using these to kill animals with rabies, right? 58 00:05:32.244 --> 00:05:33.898 In South Africa? 59 00:05:33.942 --> 00:05:37.337 There was a problem with rabid herds of animals? You said? 60 00:05:39.382 --> 00:05:41.253 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! 61 00:05:41.297 --> 00:05:44.605 You cannot get away with this! My house is full of evidence! 62 00:05:45.562 --> 00:05:46.737 Yoyo. 63 00:05:46.781 --> 00:05:48.826 [machine beeping] 64 00:05:50.915 --> 00:05:53.570 -[Dr. Bradley screams in agony] -Goodbye, Dr. Bradley. 65 00:05:55.050 --> 00:05:56.094 [alarm blaring] 66 00:05:56.486 --> 00:05:59.315 [screaming] 67 00:06:09.369 --> 00:06:11.719 [Dr. Lady] Now, no one can stop me. 68 00:06:12.589 --> 00:06:13.938 No one. 69 00:06:13.982 --> 00:06:14.852 ♪ Let's go girls 70 00:06:18.595 --> 00:06:19.553 ♪ Come on... 71 00:06:22.469 --> 00:06:23.818 Whenever I watch those movies 72 00:06:23.861 --> 00:06:25.428 -where they're in the 1800s... -[Star] Oh. 73 00:06:25.472 --> 00:06:27.387 I can't stop thinking, 74 00:06:27.430 --> 00:06:29.954 did everybody just-- Gosh, I don't wanna be rude-- 75 00:06:30.215 --> 00:06:31.434 -Stink? -Yes. 76 00:06:31.478 --> 00:06:32.870 Yes, I know. I think about it all the time. 77 00:06:32.914 --> 00:06:34.350 -They didn't have deodorant! -No. 78 00:06:34.394 --> 00:06:36.004 They didn't have toilets, didn't brush their teeth! 79 00:06:36.047 --> 00:06:37.048 -Everyone had yellow teeth. -Yeah. 80 00:06:37.484 --> 00:06:38.659 Yellow teeth was just the regular color. 81 00:06:38.702 --> 00:06:39.921 -It was the norm. -The regular color. 82 00:06:39.964 --> 00:06:41.575 -Yes, everyone had it. -[Barb scoffs] 83 00:06:41.618 --> 00:06:45.579 ♪ No inhibitions Make no conditions ♪ 84 00:06:45.622 --> 00:06:48.408 ♪ Get a little outta line... 85 00:06:48.712 --> 00:06:49.626 I had a dream 86 00:06:50.148 --> 00:06:51.759 that I made love with that man on the Pringles can. 87 00:06:51.802 --> 00:06:54.065 -What flavor of Pringles was it? -Plain. I like everything plain. 88 00:06:54.544 --> 00:06:55.763 -Plain Pringles are the best. -Just plain. 89 00:06:55.806 --> 00:06:56.764 -Yeah. -You know who I always 90 00:06:57.199 --> 00:06:59.288 -had a crush on? Mr. Peanut. -Who? Oh, my gosh. 91 00:06:59.331 --> 00:07:01.029 -Something about him. -But he's so smart. 92 00:07:01.072 --> 00:07:02.770 -He had that little monocle. -And a top hat. 93 00:07:02.813 --> 00:07:04.989 -Love a man with a top hat. -Me too. 94 00:07:05.816 --> 00:07:08.732 ♪ Oh, oh, oh Go totally crazy... ♪ 95 00:07:08.776 --> 00:07:11.169 God, it's so funny to think all the raccoons in the world 96 00:07:11.213 --> 00:07:12.388 -are sleeping right now. -What? 97 00:07:12.867 --> 00:07:14.782 Listen, I don't really know more than what I've already said. 98 00:07:14.825 --> 00:07:17.175 And some of what I said I'm not even sure I actually know. 99 00:07:17.219 --> 00:07:19.003 -[man] Excuse me. -[both] Hi. 100 00:07:19.656 --> 00:07:22.224 -Do you work here? -[both] Yes. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. 101 00:07:22.267 --> 00:07:24.966 Great! 'Cause we're interested in this couch you're sitting on. 102 00:07:25.401 --> 00:07:27.882 -Hmm, good. Okay. -Um... 103 00:07:30.319 --> 00:07:31.799 -Okay... -Here's the thing. 104 00:07:31.842 --> 00:07:33.757 -Um, okay. -[both chuckle nervously] 105 00:07:34.628 --> 00:07:38.109 This couch is the floor model. And it's the only one left. 106 00:07:38.153 --> 00:07:39.546 -I'm so sorry. -So, I'm sorry. 107 00:07:39.589 --> 00:07:41.330 -It's soiled up pretty badly. -Is there a discount 108 00:07:41.373 --> 00:07:42.984 -since it's the floor model? -Oh. 109 00:07:43.724 --> 00:07:45.639 I'm sorry would you excuse us just for one minute? 110 00:07:46.117 --> 00:07:47.423 Just a quick second. 111 00:07:47.467 --> 00:07:48.946 [both chuckle] 112 00:07:50.121 --> 00:07:52.167 -Star. -Barb, what are we gonna do? 113 00:07:52.210 --> 00:07:53.777 -This is our couch. -We've told each other 114 00:07:53.821 --> 00:07:56.040 so many things on this couch. Remember when you told me 115 00:07:56.084 --> 00:07:57.825 you were afraid you were addicted to caramel? 116 00:07:57.868 --> 00:07:59.783 -Right here on this couch. -Caramel squares. 117 00:07:59.827 --> 00:08:01.916 God, I'm glad that's over. And it was on this couch 118 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:03.483 you told me my husband was having an affair 119 00:08:03.526 --> 00:08:05.746 -with Dina Rankusio. -That was so hard for me. 120 00:08:05.789 --> 00:08:07.922 You're a good friend for telling me. Some wouldn't. 121 00:08:07.965 --> 00:08:10.054 Well, I couldn't keep that in. I would never lie to you. 122 00:08:10.098 --> 00:08:12.535 -I would never lie to you. -Star. 123 00:08:12.579 --> 00:08:14.189 [man] Excuse me, uh, ladies? 124 00:08:15.669 --> 00:08:17.366 Listen, the reason why we're acting a little funny 125 00:08:17.409 --> 00:08:20.630 about this couch is because well, we love it. 126 00:08:20.674 --> 00:08:22.806 [both giggling] It's the truth. 127 00:08:22.850 --> 00:08:24.547 We sit on it every day. 128 00:08:24.591 --> 00:08:26.680 It's, um, it's our talking couch, you know? 129 00:08:27.158 --> 00:08:31.162 So, um, you're telling us not to buy the couch 130 00:08:31.206 --> 00:08:34.818 because you wanna sit on it? At work? 131 00:08:34.861 --> 00:08:37.472 -That's it. You get it. Yes. -Yes. She gets it. Exactly. 132 00:08:37.517 --> 00:08:38.866 -That's exactly it. -Thank you. 133 00:08:38.909 --> 00:08:41.695 Thank you for helping us. That was very helpful. 134 00:08:41.738 --> 00:08:43.347 [both] Thank you so much. 135 00:08:43.392 --> 00:08:45.046 -That's so nice of you. -Oh, my gosh. 136 00:08:45.088 --> 00:08:47.178 -Okay. Look, that was close. -That was the couch. 137 00:08:47.222 --> 00:08:49.572 -We should do something. -[Star] We have to rip a hole... 138 00:08:49.616 --> 00:08:51.226 -Why don't we fart on it? -Oh, yes. Let's fart. 139 00:08:51.269 --> 00:08:53.183 -Let's fart right now. -[clears throat] 140 00:08:53.227 --> 00:08:54.924 [both gasp] Hi. 141 00:08:54.969 --> 00:08:56.231 I called you both 142 00:08:56.274 --> 00:08:58.407 in here today because... 143 00:08:59.451 --> 00:09:02.280 Wait, Star are you even supposed to be working today? 144 00:09:02.716 --> 00:09:04.718 Oh, I always come in when Barb works. 145 00:09:04.761 --> 00:09:07.068 She does the same. Don't worry, you're not paying us double. 146 00:09:07.111 --> 00:09:08.417 Wait. I thought you were working today. 147 00:09:08.852 --> 00:09:10.027 No! I thought you were the one working. 148 00:09:10.375 --> 00:09:12.160 -Gosh, that's so funny. -[Barb overlaps indistinctly] 149 00:09:12.726 --> 00:09:13.901 -It's not the first time... -That this happened. 150 00:09:13.944 --> 00:09:15.206 Sometimes one of us is on the schedule, 151 00:09:15.250 --> 00:09:16.643 -we both come in. -We just come in. 152 00:09:16.686 --> 00:09:19.036 Alright. Look. This is very difficult for me to do. 153 00:09:19.863 --> 00:09:22.344 But I need to tell you that we're closing the store. 154 00:09:23.258 --> 00:09:24.912 -What? -Oh, I think he means 155 00:09:24.955 --> 00:09:26.304 for renovations. Oh my gosh. 156 00:09:26.783 --> 00:09:28.306 -Are we getting a juke box? -Please tell me 157 00:09:28.350 --> 00:09:29.612 we're getting that jukebox. 158 00:09:29.656 --> 00:09:31.745 No, please stop asking me about that. 159 00:09:32.484 --> 00:09:33.660 The store is closing for good. 160 00:09:34.051 --> 00:09:35.966 Apparently, Jennifer Convertibles 161 00:09:36.010 --> 00:09:37.707 as a national chain 162 00:09:37.751 --> 00:09:42.799 closed about seven months ago and nobody bothered to tell us. 163 00:09:42.843 --> 00:09:44.671 -So, what does that mean? -What does that mean? 164 00:09:44.714 --> 00:09:46.760 I'm sorry, I know you love it here. 165 00:09:46.803 --> 00:09:48.718 But the good news is that the company 166 00:09:48.762 --> 00:09:50.415 -is giving you severance. -No. Severance? 167 00:09:50.459 --> 00:09:52.374 -We don't wanna be severanced. -No! Please! 168 00:09:52.417 --> 00:09:54.637 This job is our lives. It's our purpose. 169 00:09:54.681 --> 00:09:56.247 Where are we gonna host Thanksgiving? 170 00:09:56.290 --> 00:09:57.509 Well, you can-- 171 00:09:58.206 --> 00:10:01.470 Wait, you come in here when the store is closed 172 00:10:01.513 --> 00:10:03.472 and host your Thanksgiving dinners? 173 00:10:08.216 --> 00:10:09.304 [both] No. 174 00:10:10.610 --> 00:10:12.220 [Star] God I'm really upset. 175 00:10:12.263 --> 00:10:14.265 I can't believe we're not gonna work here anymore. 176 00:10:14.309 --> 00:10:16.659 I'm grieving. I think... I think I'm really grieving. 177 00:10:16.703 --> 00:10:18.269 Me too, but you know what? 178 00:10:18.313 --> 00:10:20.576 We'll find another job. This small town's full of places 179 00:10:20.620 --> 00:10:22.622 looking to hire women in their 40s. 180 00:10:22.665 --> 00:10:24.754 Yeah. That's the attitude! 181 00:10:25.581 --> 00:10:27.235 -We'll find something better. -Yeah. 182 00:10:27.278 --> 00:10:30.238 I mean, we both have high school degrees. 183 00:10:30.281 --> 00:10:31.805 -Well, you do. -Well, I don't. 184 00:10:31.848 --> 00:10:33.763 -I thought you did. -Well, I don't. 185 00:10:36.592 --> 00:10:38.594 -Well, what can we do? -[woman] Ladies! 186 00:10:38.638 --> 00:10:39.856 Hi! 187 00:10:40.378 --> 00:10:42.119 [both] Mickey. 188 00:10:42.163 --> 00:10:45.035 [upbeat music playing] 189 00:10:46.558 --> 00:10:48.735 -You look amazing. -You look great. 190 00:10:48.778 --> 00:10:50.388 -Wow. -Miguel and I just got back 191 00:10:50.432 --> 00:10:51.781 from vacation. 192 00:10:51.825 --> 00:10:54.392 My dermatologist is not gonna be happy with me. 193 00:10:54.436 --> 00:10:57.700 I soaked up some mega rays. [laughs] 194 00:10:57.744 --> 00:10:59.789 Gosh, you can see it. You look glowing. 195 00:10:59.833 --> 00:11:00.834 You look really dark. 196 00:11:01.138 --> 00:11:03.227 Girls, I might just pack up and moved there. 197 00:11:03.271 --> 00:11:04.968 -What? Where? -[both] Where did you go? 198 00:11:05.403 --> 00:11:07.971 It's this tiny little oasis on the coast of Florida. 199 00:11:08.015 --> 00:11:09.843 It's people like us. Mid-lifers 200 00:11:09.886 --> 00:11:12.976 who still like to strut past the pool and stop the party 201 00:11:13.020 --> 00:11:16.110 dead in its tracks with a tube top and full jewelry. 202 00:11:16.153 --> 00:11:18.286 -Oh. Yeah. -[Mickey] I'm not kidding. 203 00:11:18.329 --> 00:11:19.853 I feel like I got a soul-douche. 204 00:11:20.244 --> 00:11:22.203 -A soul-douche? Well... -[chuckling] 205 00:11:22.246 --> 00:11:23.813 And not that I was looking, 206 00:11:23.857 --> 00:11:26.511 but there are so many gorgeous men there. 207 00:11:26.555 --> 00:11:28.035 We're talking Tommy Bahama 208 00:11:28.078 --> 00:11:29.384 from head to toe. 209 00:11:29.427 --> 00:11:31.516 [both] Tommy Bahama. 210 00:11:31.908 --> 00:11:33.562 Put that with a 24-hour CVS 211 00:11:33.605 --> 00:11:35.433 and you got yourself a party. 212 00:11:35.477 --> 00:11:38.785 I mean best week of my life. You girls have got to go. 213 00:11:38.828 --> 00:11:40.874 -Well, not the best-- -Oh, yeah, no. 214 00:11:40.917 --> 00:11:42.266 -We're not-- -Time right now. 215 00:11:42.310 --> 00:11:43.354 We're not in a place 216 00:11:43.877 --> 00:11:45.008 -to really go anywhere. -We can't really leave. 217 00:11:45.052 --> 00:11:46.357 I'll drop off a brochure later. 218 00:11:46.401 --> 00:11:48.969 -Oh, wow. Thank you. -Oh, yeah. 219 00:11:49.012 --> 00:11:50.535 -That won't be necessary. -I mean, yeah. 220 00:11:50.579 --> 00:11:52.233 It'd be nice to see what it looks like. 221 00:11:52.276 --> 00:11:53.538 What's the name of the place again? 222 00:11:53.582 --> 00:11:55.236 Vista Del Mar! 223 00:11:56.890 --> 00:12:00.023 -View of the swordfish. -View of the mar. 224 00:12:02.809 --> 00:12:05.507 [Debbie] Before we begin I just wanna thank 225 00:12:05.550 --> 00:12:08.597 Barb and Star for hosting tonight's talking club 226 00:12:08.640 --> 00:12:10.599 and for making their famous, 227 00:12:11.208 --> 00:12:14.385 usual hot dog soup. Again. 228 00:12:14.429 --> 00:12:16.344 -You're welcome. -It's a simple recipe. 229 00:12:16.387 --> 00:12:18.259 -Simple. -Oh, Gail's not here, 230 00:12:18.302 --> 00:12:21.697 but it's 6:00 on the dot. So, it's time to lock the door. 231 00:12:24.439 --> 00:12:26.267 -[knocking on door] -[Gail] I'm here. 232 00:12:26.310 --> 00:12:28.095 You're late Gail, buh-bye. 233 00:12:30.575 --> 00:12:33.840 Well, Talking Club is officially in session. 234 00:12:33.883 --> 00:12:36.973 I was really hoping to talk this week about horses. 235 00:12:37.757 --> 00:12:39.106 Specifically my horse, 236 00:12:39.149 --> 00:12:41.021 and the spectacular time we had-- 237 00:12:41.064 --> 00:12:43.023 You know the rules, Delores. 238 00:12:43.066 --> 00:12:45.242 We only share about the topic 239 00:12:45.286 --> 00:12:47.244 that we pick out of the talking jar. 240 00:12:48.071 --> 00:12:49.377 Give me your soup. 241 00:12:59.866 --> 00:13:01.606 Today's topic is... 242 00:13:03.652 --> 00:13:04.609 jobs. 243 00:13:04.653 --> 00:13:05.567 [women groan] 244 00:13:06.307 --> 00:13:09.963 [Pinky] I wanted to talk about my job at the Christmas store. 245 00:13:10.006 --> 00:13:13.053 I know everyone thinks it's not busy right now, 246 00:13:13.096 --> 00:13:16.056 but we are... all year round. 247 00:13:17.492 --> 00:13:19.494 -I believe you. -Thank you. 248 00:13:20.060 --> 00:13:21.888 Well, I love my job at the pharmacy. 249 00:13:22.758 --> 00:13:24.542 I get to play with the pills, 250 00:13:24.586 --> 00:13:27.589 and sometimes I shake them along to the music. 251 00:13:28.111 --> 00:13:30.418 Star, we can't tell the ladies what happened today. 252 00:13:30.461 --> 00:13:32.507 What? You mean lie? We can't. 253 00:13:32.550 --> 00:13:34.901 Oh, we just lost our job at the hottest place in town. 254 00:13:34.944 --> 00:13:36.554 -What will they think of us? -[Debbie] Oh, 255 00:13:36.598 --> 00:13:37.991 and I love my uniform. 256 00:13:38.034 --> 00:13:39.427 It's all white, 257 00:13:39.470 --> 00:13:42.604 so I get to set myself apart with character socks. 258 00:13:43.474 --> 00:13:45.085 -[all gasp] -Those look fun. 259 00:13:45.128 --> 00:13:47.957 These have coffee cups and coffee beans on them. 260 00:13:48.001 --> 00:13:50.568 -[laughs] I wish you dress me. -I don't have time. 261 00:13:50.612 --> 00:13:52.875 Barb and Star? What about you guys? 262 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:55.095 I mean, you guys work at the hottest place in town! 263 00:13:55.138 --> 00:13:57.010 Maybe socks would be a good topic. 264 00:13:57.053 --> 00:13:59.186 Oh, yes. I love the socks without ankle. 265 00:13:59.229 --> 00:14:02.102 Barb, Star, the topic is jobs. 266 00:14:04.452 --> 00:14:06.106 Tell us about your jobs. 267 00:14:06.758 --> 00:14:08.369 -Oh. Well... -Oh. 268 00:14:09.109 --> 00:14:13.417 -[both] Uh... Today was... -Uh, it was busy. 269 00:14:13.461 --> 00:14:14.375 -It was busy. -Yeah. 270 00:14:14.766 --> 00:14:17.465 [both] So, we had a lot of-- Big delivery. 271 00:14:17.508 --> 00:14:19.641 -[Star] One big delivery. -With furniture. 272 00:14:19.684 --> 00:14:21.164 -And sofa. -Tables. 273 00:14:21.208 --> 00:14:22.600 [both] There was a guy. 274 00:14:22.644 --> 00:14:24.428 -[Star] He was delivering, -[both] He was tall. 275 00:14:24.689 --> 00:14:27.388 -[Barb] The other was shorter. -[both] Not as tall. 276 00:14:27.431 --> 00:14:29.520 -[Star] We filled out paperwork. -Inventory. 277 00:14:29.564 --> 00:14:30.652 Did everything. 278 00:14:31.261 --> 00:14:33.176 -Then we had to load it all in. -[Barb] To look at the samples. 279 00:14:33.220 --> 00:14:35.396 -...brought the samples. -[Star] ...clipboard. 280 00:14:35.439 --> 00:14:37.789 -[Barb] Made some tea. -We signed up. 281 00:14:37.833 --> 00:14:40.140 [both] And then we got a promotion. 282 00:14:40.183 --> 00:14:41.184 -Oh! -What? 283 00:14:41.750 --> 00:14:43.447 -Wow! -Congrats. 284 00:14:43.708 --> 00:14:45.232 [Gail] Congratulations you guys! 285 00:14:45.275 --> 00:14:47.887 -Go home, Gail. -[woman] We're so proud of you. 286 00:14:47.930 --> 00:14:49.410 We should do a toast. 287 00:14:49.453 --> 00:14:50.890 [neighs] 288 00:14:52.108 --> 00:14:55.285 What? That's how I cheers with my horse. 289 00:14:56.243 --> 00:14:58.898 [snorts, chuckles] 290 00:15:00.551 --> 00:15:02.510 Barb and I lost our jobs. 291 00:15:02.553 --> 00:15:04.294 [gasp] 292 00:15:04.338 --> 00:15:06.557 Sorry. The store closed. 293 00:15:06.601 --> 00:15:09.082 And the story we just told you about the delivery, 294 00:15:09.125 --> 00:15:11.127 the men coming, the trucks, the nightstands, 295 00:15:11.171 --> 00:15:12.563 the fabric samples, the couches, 296 00:15:12.607 --> 00:15:15.131 the tall guy and the shorter guy that wasn't as tall? 297 00:15:15.175 --> 00:15:16.959 -That was a lie! [whimpers] -[gasp] 298 00:15:17.003 --> 00:15:18.091 Oh, damn. 299 00:15:18.961 --> 00:15:23.139 We all know there are only three major rules in Talking Club. 300 00:15:24.010 --> 00:15:26.229 Rule number one, no sneakers. 301 00:15:26.969 --> 00:15:29.972 Rule number two, no swearing except for the "F" word. 302 00:15:30.755 --> 00:15:34.281 Rule number three, no lying. 303 00:15:34.324 --> 00:15:36.370 You two are banned from the club. 304 00:15:36.413 --> 00:15:37.458 -What? -What? 305 00:15:37.937 --> 00:15:39.764 [Debbie] Ladies, grab your purses, and pocket books. 306 00:15:39.808 --> 00:15:42.332 -[Barb] No, Debbie, please. -Isn't there like 307 00:15:42.376 --> 00:15:43.986 a three-strike rule or something? 308 00:15:44.030 --> 00:15:46.380 Please, we won't do it again. This is all we have left. 309 00:15:46.423 --> 00:15:48.077 -Can we have one more chance? -[Star] One more chance. 310 00:15:48.121 --> 00:15:49.644 -[Barb] Please. -[Star] It was just one lie. 311 00:15:49.687 --> 00:15:51.994 -[Barb] Give us a chance. -We don't know what to say. 312 00:15:52.038 --> 00:15:55.171 [dramatic music playing] 313 00:15:55.215 --> 00:15:56.520 [door closes] 314 00:15:58.914 --> 00:16:02.222 Barb, are you upset with me? I'm sorry I blurted it out. 315 00:16:02.265 --> 00:16:05.312 [Barb] Star, no. I can never be upset with you. 316 00:16:05.834 --> 00:16:09.359 It's okay, we lied. We deserved it. 317 00:16:12.058 --> 00:16:13.929 Do you know they make denim culottes? 318 00:16:14.974 --> 00:16:16.453 They're for our weather. 319 00:16:16.497 --> 00:16:18.238 Do you think Jennifer Convertibles closing 320 00:16:18.281 --> 00:16:19.282 was a sign? 321 00:16:19.891 --> 00:16:21.719 And getting kicked out of Talking Club? 322 00:16:22.459 --> 00:16:23.765 A sign? 323 00:16:24.809 --> 00:16:27.073 Okay. You know those days when you see me 324 00:16:27.116 --> 00:16:29.118 -just staring at the carpet? -Yes. 325 00:16:29.162 --> 00:16:30.946 Sometimes I daydream. 326 00:16:30.990 --> 00:16:33.427 About life outside of this place. 327 00:16:34.950 --> 00:16:37.648 Maybe something is telling us to do something different. 328 00:16:37.692 --> 00:16:40.347 -Oh, my gosh. Yes. -Yes? Oh! 329 00:16:40.390 --> 00:16:42.827 Should we try those socks with individual toes? [laughs] 330 00:16:42.871 --> 00:16:44.133 -Yeah. -What do they feel like? 331 00:16:44.177 --> 00:16:45.091 I've always wondered. 332 00:16:45.830 --> 00:16:48.050 I wonder how my toes will react. They've always been together. 333 00:16:48.094 --> 00:16:49.312 I think they'll like it. 334 00:16:49.356 --> 00:16:51.445 -What if it's something bigger? -Like what? 335 00:16:52.228 --> 00:16:54.839 -Like this. -[tropical tune plays] 336 00:16:54.883 --> 00:16:56.189 -A trip? -Yes. 337 00:16:56.232 --> 00:16:57.799 -Star-- -No, look, 338 00:16:57.842 --> 00:17:00.019 look at these two people. Look how happy they are. 339 00:17:00.062 --> 00:17:02.282 Imagine that's you and me riding on that banana boat. 340 00:17:02.325 --> 00:17:03.979 Just bouncing around 341 00:17:04.022 --> 00:17:06.112 with our arms and legs spread wide open 342 00:17:06.155 --> 00:17:08.940 with water and air going all inside of us. 343 00:17:08.983 --> 00:17:10.464 This is dangerous. 344 00:17:10.507 --> 00:17:12.031 Things happen to people on trips. 345 00:17:12.074 --> 00:17:13.510 What if we get lost, or poisoned, 346 00:17:13.554 --> 00:17:15.556 or we get a rash? What if they put us in jail 347 00:17:15.598 --> 00:17:17.210 'cause they think we put drugs in our butts? 348 00:17:17.252 --> 00:17:18.515 What if we fall out of a car? 349 00:17:18.559 --> 00:17:20.647 Have you heard of traveler's diarrhea, Star? 350 00:17:21.736 --> 00:17:25.782 Your stomach doesn't care where you are, it just releases. 351 00:17:25.827 --> 00:17:27.785 Haven't you ever wondered if the real ocean 352 00:17:27.829 --> 00:17:29.178 sounds like our noise machine? 353 00:17:29.222 --> 00:17:31.093 The real ocean has strong currents. 354 00:17:31.137 --> 00:17:33.877 And people get swept out, and they sink and they drown. 355 00:17:35.967 --> 00:17:37.098 [sighs] Okay. 356 00:17:38.492 --> 00:17:40.711 I know things changed for you after Ron died. 357 00:17:40.755 --> 00:17:42.713 They certainly did for me after Carmine Left. 358 00:17:42.757 --> 00:17:44.888 But we used to have fun. 359 00:17:45.586 --> 00:17:47.675 Remember that one time we went on a haunted hay ride? 360 00:17:47.718 --> 00:17:49.676 -[both chuckle] -And we got chased by that man 361 00:17:49.720 --> 00:17:51.505 with a Jack-o'-lantern head and a chainsaw. 362 00:17:51.548 --> 00:17:52.854 And then we heard later 363 00:17:53.202 --> 00:17:55.378 he wasn't an actor, he just escaped from the local prison. 364 00:17:55.422 --> 00:17:56.945 -[laughs] He was a real killer. -Killer. 365 00:17:56.988 --> 00:17:58.816 -He was trying to kill us. -[both] Oh. 366 00:17:58.860 --> 00:18:01.341 Remember the 4th of July when we roller skated through town 367 00:18:01.384 --> 00:18:02.907 in our sequined leotards? 368 00:18:02.951 --> 00:18:04.822 And my sparkler caught your hair on fire? 369 00:18:04.866 --> 00:18:06.737 And then my hair caught your hair on fire. 370 00:18:06.781 --> 00:18:09.697 [both laughing] We caught each other's hair on fire. 371 00:18:10.263 --> 00:18:11.394 Oh. 372 00:18:13.918 --> 00:18:19.707 Barb, I feel like... we lost our... shimmer. 373 00:18:21.143 --> 00:18:23.450 Isn't that just what happens when you get older? 374 00:18:23.493 --> 00:18:25.582 No. I mean, it doesn't have to. 375 00:18:25.626 --> 00:18:27.976 We still have a chance to be those people again. 376 00:18:28.019 --> 00:18:30.457 [scoffs] I mean, look all of our stories. 377 00:18:30.500 --> 00:18:32.111 They're-- they're from the past. 378 00:18:32.154 --> 00:18:34.374 We don't have any stories from now. 379 00:18:36.767 --> 00:18:39.379 I feel like we're fading away. 380 00:18:40.467 --> 00:18:42.121 I don't wanna fade away. 381 00:18:42.164 --> 00:18:44.384 Hey, look, I know you're afraid something is gonna go wrong, 382 00:18:44.427 --> 00:18:46.734 but what if it doesn't? 383 00:18:46.777 --> 00:18:48.997 What if we go there and have a time of our lives? 384 00:18:49.040 --> 00:18:51.042 We lay on the beach and we feel the sun 385 00:18:51.086 --> 00:18:52.740 and we have breakfast and have muffins 386 00:18:52.783 --> 00:18:54.481 and croissants with all kinds of jelly-- 387 00:18:54.524 --> 00:18:56.091 -Let's do it. -What? 388 00:18:56.961 --> 00:18:59.703 I can't believe I'm saying this. Let's throw caution to the wind 389 00:18:59.747 --> 00:19:01.314 like a couple of rock and rollers! 390 00:19:01.357 --> 00:19:02.663 -[Star] Really? -Yes. 391 00:19:03.316 --> 00:19:04.665 -Barb. -Star. 392 00:19:06.101 --> 00:19:08.190 [both] Let's go to Vista Del Mar. 393 00:19:08.234 --> 00:19:09.452 [both squeal] 394 00:19:11.150 --> 00:19:13.064 [Barb] I'm gonna bring those culottes I bought at Kaboom. 395 00:19:13.108 --> 00:19:14.762 -[Star] Culottes? -[Barb] My fringe shorts. 396 00:19:14.805 --> 00:19:16.242 -[Star] Tangerine pants. -[Barb] Oh, my curlers. 397 00:19:16.285 --> 00:19:18.418 I don't want anything to happen to my curlers. 398 00:19:19.897 --> 00:19:21.290 -Anyway-- -[Star] Cheese pizza. 399 00:19:21.334 --> 00:19:23.510 Gosh, let me just get mushroom. Well. 400 00:19:23.553 --> 00:19:25.729 [Barb] Traveler's checks. Leftover from my wedding. 401 00:19:25.773 --> 00:19:27.644 [Star] For the shower. Safety first. 402 00:19:27.688 --> 00:19:30.212 [Barb] Always good to bring a little piece of art 403 00:19:30.256 --> 00:19:32.083 -from home. -[Star] We're gonna buy a lot 404 00:19:32.127 --> 00:19:33.346 -of Florida cookies. -[Barb] Some rope. 405 00:19:33.389 --> 00:19:34.782 [Star] This is gonna be for the cheese pizza. 406 00:19:34.825 --> 00:19:36.131 [Barb] My curlers. 407 00:19:36.827 --> 00:19:39.221 [Star] This is a toilet scrubber and a back scrubber. 408 00:19:39.265 --> 00:19:41.832 [Barb] Maybe it's time to put the curlers in. 409 00:19:41.876 --> 00:19:44.052 -[Star] Vista Del Mar... -[Barb] Here we come. 410 00:19:45.227 --> 00:19:48.752 [suspenseful music playing] 411 00:19:51.929 --> 00:19:53.279 What's on your mind? 412 00:19:53.583 --> 00:19:55.150 [Dr. Lady] I'm just nervous something is going to go wrong. 413 00:19:55.194 --> 00:19:57.196 I even tried to distract myself today 414 00:19:57.239 --> 00:19:59.633 by training some of the mice from the lab. 415 00:19:59.676 --> 00:20:02.462 Everything is going to be fine. I promise. 416 00:20:02.505 --> 00:20:04.115 I want you to get there early. 417 00:20:04.159 --> 00:20:05.465 Get the lay of the land. 418 00:20:05.726 --> 00:20:07.118 Here's the microchip. 419 00:20:07.162 --> 00:20:09.904 The receiver cannot be activated without it. 420 00:20:09.947 --> 00:20:12.298 Be very careful with it. It's fragile. 421 00:20:13.473 --> 00:20:14.865 There's a compartment for it in your belt. 422 00:20:15.344 --> 00:20:16.824 Yoyo designed it. 423 00:20:17.128 --> 00:20:18.869 God, I love that little boy... 424 00:20:19.827 --> 00:20:21.132 And most importantly... 425 00:20:22.003 --> 00:20:23.222 the antidote. 426 00:20:23.265 --> 00:20:24.397 You might get stung. 427 00:20:24.440 --> 00:20:26.703 This will make you immune to the poison. 428 00:20:26.747 --> 00:20:30.359 -I won't let you down, my love. -No, you won't. 429 00:20:32.970 --> 00:20:36.583 I've been working on this plan my entire life. 430 00:20:37.888 --> 00:20:41.675 And now, it's finally time. 431 00:20:41.718 --> 00:20:43.807 [Edgar] I can't wait for all of this to be over. 432 00:20:43.851 --> 00:20:45.853 After what those people did to you, 433 00:20:45.896 --> 00:20:47.028 and for you to be happy, 434 00:20:48.072 --> 00:20:49.944 and for us to be an official couple. 435 00:20:54.818 --> 00:20:56.124 Um... 436 00:20:59.910 --> 00:21:01.521 Mm-hmm. Yes. 437 00:21:02.565 --> 00:21:04.350 You do wanna be together, right? 438 00:21:05.394 --> 00:21:07.701 -Be an official couple? -Mm-hmm. 439 00:21:10.007 --> 00:21:11.095 Yes, of course I do. 440 00:21:11.139 --> 00:21:12.575 [chuckles] I'm just, um, 441 00:21:12.619 --> 00:21:15.491 it's hard for me relax. You know, until this is over. 442 00:21:15.535 --> 00:21:17.972 -You understand. -Yeah. 443 00:21:18.015 --> 00:21:19.234 So... 444 00:21:20.627 --> 00:21:22.672 don't screw it up. 445 00:21:22.716 --> 00:21:24.979 [climatic orchestra music plays] 446 00:21:26.807 --> 00:21:28.374 Strings, you're still off. 447 00:21:28.417 --> 00:21:30.419 -[mice groan] -[conductor squeaking angrily] 448 00:21:30.463 --> 00:21:31.551 The rest can have cheese. 449 00:21:31.899 --> 00:21:33.422 [mice squeaking excitedly] 450 00:21:34.815 --> 00:21:36.469 [tropical music playing] 451 00:21:37.426 --> 00:21:41.169 Woo! Well, I was not prepared for that take off. 452 00:21:41.212 --> 00:21:42.257 Me neither. 453 00:21:42.736 --> 00:21:44.564 Ma'am, I apologize for screaming at the top of my lungs. 454 00:21:44.607 --> 00:21:45.608 Mm. 455 00:21:46.479 --> 00:21:49.395 -What? A free magazine! [gasps] -What? 456 00:21:49.438 --> 00:21:51.658 I have got to read this interview with Don Cheadle. 457 00:21:52.006 --> 00:21:54.443 Oh, I love him. You know that reminds me, 458 00:21:54.487 --> 00:21:56.358 the other day I said to myself... 459 00:21:56.402 --> 00:21:58.621 I cannot think of a famous actress named Trish. 460 00:21:59.100 --> 00:22:01.102 You're kidding. That's my favorite name. 461 00:22:01.145 --> 00:22:04.192 What? Mine too! How did we never talk about this? 462 00:22:04.235 --> 00:22:08.631 To me, a woman named Trish is a woman you can count on. 463 00:22:08.675 --> 00:22:11.547 Really has her act together. Athletic, natural. 464 00:22:11.591 --> 00:22:13.984 Just real natural. And loves the holidays. 465 00:22:14.028 --> 00:22:16.509 Trish? At Christmas? Forget it. 466 00:22:16.552 --> 00:22:18.075 She gets everybody a gift. 467 00:22:18.119 --> 00:22:19.773 -What about Halloween? -Oh. 468 00:22:19.816 --> 00:22:22.253 Trish leaves a big pot of candy for the kids. 469 00:22:22.297 --> 00:22:24.212 -Yeah. -[both] Because she trusts. 470 00:22:24.255 --> 00:22:25.561 -[chuckle] -[Barb] She'd be out 471 00:22:25.605 --> 00:22:27.041 -with her girlfriends. -[Star] Country-dancing. 472 00:22:27.084 --> 00:22:28.695 [Barb] She has a natural sense of rhythm. 473 00:22:28.738 --> 00:22:30.349 She'd have one ear double-pierced. 474 00:22:30.392 --> 00:22:31.915 -And the other... -Just single. 475 00:22:33.003 --> 00:22:34.701 Once when I was applying for a job at Talbots, 476 00:22:34.744 --> 00:22:36.964 -I told them my name was Trish. -What? [laughs] 477 00:22:37.007 --> 00:22:39.314 Well, remember when I was in that hit and run 478 00:22:39.358 --> 00:22:40.663 -and that lady passed? -Uh-huh. 479 00:22:40.707 --> 00:22:42.099 -Her name was Trish. Yeah. -Really? 480 00:22:42.143 --> 00:22:44.101 [Barb] Trish loses one of her ears in a twister, 481 00:22:44.145 --> 00:22:46.277 -but not her hearing. -She's a storm chaser. 482 00:22:46.321 --> 00:22:47.931 Her mom doesn't want her to be. 483 00:22:47.975 --> 00:22:49.716 -Their relationship is tough. -Hmm. 484 00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:52.022 Trish always wanted to be a portrait photographer. 485 00:22:52.066 --> 00:22:54.416 She loves people. She would always say, 486 00:22:54.460 --> 00:22:56.679 "A person's face says a lot about how they look." 487 00:22:56.723 --> 00:22:58.159 -Oh, that's beautiful. -Yeah. 488 00:22:58.202 --> 00:22:59.378 [Star] Okay. 489 00:22:59.421 --> 00:23:00.901 -Trish's favorite number? -[both] Four. 490 00:23:00.944 --> 00:23:02.642 -Her favorite animal? -[both] Hen! 491 00:23:02.685 --> 00:23:04.426 -Trish's favorite movie? -Oh. 492 00:23:04.470 --> 00:23:05.775 -Short Circuit. -The Ring. 493 00:23:05.819 --> 00:23:07.516 [both laugh] 494 00:23:07.560 --> 00:23:10.476 And then she said, "You know what, skin cancer? 495 00:23:11.302 --> 00:23:12.739 "You are not gonna take me. 496 00:23:14.044 --> 00:23:15.872 "Because I'm gonna take my own life." 497 00:23:16.786 --> 00:23:17.744 And she did. 498 00:23:19.136 --> 00:23:22.226 She jumped off that cliff near her house on the Cape. 499 00:23:22.270 --> 00:23:23.706 Dove right into the water, 500 00:23:24.446 --> 00:23:27.449 hitting every rock on the way. [sniffles] 501 00:23:27.493 --> 00:23:31.061 And now there's a beautiful spirit out there in the ocean. 502 00:23:32.149 --> 00:23:33.847 And you know what her name is? 503 00:23:37.851 --> 00:23:39.287 [both] It's Trish. 504 00:23:40.549 --> 00:23:42.464 [both sobs] Trish. 505 00:23:43.552 --> 00:23:45.859 ♪ Florida♪ 506 00:23:47.469 --> 00:23:49.645 ♪ Florida 507 00:23:50.820 --> 00:23:53.562 ♪ Going back to the peninsula 508 00:23:55.085 --> 00:23:57.740 ♪ Ooh, Florida 509 00:23:59.786 --> 00:24:01.788 [indistinct chatter] 510 00:24:05.356 --> 00:24:06.749 I'm here. 511 00:24:11.014 --> 00:24:12.451 Oh, the air feels different here. 512 00:24:12.494 --> 00:24:14.365 Oh, my God, you're right. 513 00:24:15.105 --> 00:24:16.455 Smells like Red Lobster. 514 00:24:17.717 --> 00:24:20.154 Look, it's the shuttle for our hotel! 515 00:24:20.807 --> 00:24:22.286 Oh, my God. 516 00:24:22.330 --> 00:24:24.506 ♪ Florida♪ 517 00:24:26.029 --> 00:24:28.075 ♪ Florida 518 00:24:29.119 --> 00:24:32.471 ♪ Going back to the peninsula 519 00:24:33.646 --> 00:24:35.952 ♪ Ooh, Florida 520 00:24:36.953 --> 00:24:40.130 ♪ Ooh, Florida 521 00:24:41.828 --> 00:24:43.699 ♪ Florida 522 00:24:47.181 --> 00:24:51.925 -Oh, my Star. -Oh, my Barb. 523 00:24:52.273 --> 00:24:53.274 Let me take your bags, ma'am. 524 00:24:53.317 --> 00:24:55.058 -[gasps] -Check in's over there. 525 00:24:55.319 --> 00:24:56.538 Hope you had a nice flight. 526 00:25:02.065 --> 00:25:04.154 ♪ Welcome to Palm Vista 527 00:25:04.198 --> 00:25:06.243 ♪ A Floridian paradise 528 00:25:06.287 --> 00:25:08.550 ♪ All your dreams Come true here ♪ 529 00:25:08.594 --> 00:25:10.726 ♪ Every drink Is served with ice ♪ 530 00:25:13.076 --> 00:25:14.991 ♪ We're here To please every member ♪ 531 00:25:15.035 --> 00:25:16.950 ♪ We love the pie in town 532 00:25:16.993 --> 00:25:19.518 ♪ It's a middle-age Nirvana 533 00:25:19.561 --> 00:25:21.563 ♪ At the Palm Vista Hotel 534 00:25:22.085 --> 00:25:23.696 ♪ Add this macaroni salad ♪ 535 00:25:23.739 --> 00:25:25.959 ♪ At the all You can eat buffet ♪ 536 00:25:26.002 --> 00:25:27.874 ♪ We'll chop your food With passion ♪ 537 00:25:27.917 --> 00:25:30.093 ♪ We'll change your sheets here Every day ♪ 538 00:25:30.137 --> 00:25:31.573 ♪ Well, almost every day 539 00:25:32.269 --> 00:25:35.838 ♪ Everywhere I look I see official couples ♪ 540 00:25:36.883 --> 00:25:40.277 ♪ And soon My turn will come around ♪ 541 00:25:41.191 --> 00:25:45.369 ♪ A man must do what it takes To win his sweetheart ♪ 542 00:25:45.413 --> 00:25:49.243 ♪ So I'm gonna kill everyone In this town ♪ 543 00:25:49.896 --> 00:25:51.593 ♪ The spa is so relaxing ♪ 544 00:25:51.637 --> 00:25:53.552 ♪ The ocean is aquamarine 545 00:25:53.900 --> 00:25:55.815 ♪ I'm recovering From my divorce here ♪ 546 00:25:56.076 --> 00:25:59.514 ♪ And the pool has chlorine ♪ 547 00:26:00.210 --> 00:26:05.476 ♪ So get ready For the time of your life ♪ 548 00:26:05.520 --> 00:26:10.960 ♪ We're gonna rock Your freaking bell ♪ 549 00:26:11.004 --> 00:26:14.268 ♪ Are you ready For your soul-douche ♪ 550 00:26:14.311 --> 00:26:17.445 -♪ Soul-douche -♪ Soul-douche 551 00:26:17.488 --> 00:26:20.274 ♪ Soul-douche 552 00:26:20.840 --> 00:26:22.668 ♪ At the Palm Vista ♪ 553 00:26:22.711 --> 00:26:25.714 ♪ The Palm Vista The Palm... ♪ 554 00:26:25.758 --> 00:26:27.368 ♪ Vista... 555 00:26:27.411 --> 00:26:29.849 ♪ Motel♪ 556 00:26:29.892 --> 00:26:32.329 [man] Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop. 557 00:26:34.418 --> 00:26:37.247 Did you say Palm Vista Motel? 558 00:26:37.291 --> 00:26:38.466 Uh, yeah. 559 00:26:38.509 --> 00:26:39.728 ♪ The beds are tempurpedic 560 00:26:39.772 --> 00:26:41.338 No, Jerry! No. You're late again. 561 00:26:41.382 --> 00:26:42.513 And the song is over. 562 00:26:43.819 --> 00:26:45.604 Ma'ams, I am so sorry, 563 00:26:45.647 --> 00:26:49.651 but this is the Palm Vista Hotel Spa and Salon. 564 00:26:49.695 --> 00:26:52.741 You are clearly staying at the Palm Vista Motel 565 00:26:52.785 --> 00:26:54.395 which is right outside the doors 566 00:26:54.438 --> 00:26:57.267 two football fields away across the hot parking lot. 567 00:26:57.311 --> 00:26:58.399 So, have a good day. 568 00:26:58.442 --> 00:26:59.792 [both stammering] Can we stay here? 569 00:26:59.835 --> 00:27:01.489 You have any rooms? We really like it here. 570 00:27:01.532 --> 00:27:03.491 Ladies, you can flirt with me all you want, 571 00:27:03.534 --> 00:27:05.101 but it's not gonna change my mind. 572 00:27:05.145 --> 00:27:07.234 There is absolutely no vacancies. 573 00:27:07.582 --> 00:27:09.192 We are completely booked up 574 00:27:09.236 --> 00:27:11.760 because of this weekend's Seafood Jam. 575 00:27:11.804 --> 00:27:12.848 Have a great day. 576 00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:16.199 [manager] Oh, brother. 577 00:27:16.896 --> 00:27:19.638 [somber music playing] 578 00:27:26.383 --> 00:27:27.689 [doorbell chimes] 579 00:27:28.734 --> 00:27:30.823 We'll, this looks nice too. 580 00:27:31.432 --> 00:27:34.087 Oh, look at that. Painting. 581 00:27:35.349 --> 00:27:37.873 Oh, hi. Hi. 582 00:27:37.917 --> 00:27:39.266 -Hi. -Hi. 583 00:27:39.309 --> 00:27:41.747 We have a reservation under Barb and Star. 584 00:27:42.530 --> 00:27:44.140 Okay, six nights? 585 00:27:44.184 --> 00:27:45.576 -Yup. -Yup. Mm-hmm. 586 00:27:45.620 --> 00:27:47.230 Yeah. Do you want towels? 587 00:27:47.753 --> 00:27:49.929 -Yes, uh, yeah, uh-huh. -Yeah I think so. 588 00:27:50.538 --> 00:27:51.800 Do you need sheets? 589 00:27:53.584 --> 00:27:56.413 -Probably. -Yeah, for the bed. [laughs] 590 00:27:57.240 --> 00:27:59.112 No pillows though, okay? 591 00:28:05.379 --> 00:28:06.728 -Okay. -Okay. 592 00:28:08.469 --> 00:28:10.558 -[laughs] -Gosh. 593 00:28:11.820 --> 00:28:13.126 This is peaceful. 594 00:28:14.562 --> 00:28:16.695 [Barb] I like how the stains everywhere look like designs. 595 00:28:16.956 --> 00:28:18.305 [Star] Oh, yeah. 596 00:28:18.348 --> 00:28:19.741 I am warm though. 597 00:28:19.785 --> 00:28:20.786 -Me too. -Yeah. 598 00:28:20.829 --> 00:28:22.178 -I'm really warm. -Yeah. 599 00:28:23.005 --> 00:28:25.225 I have an idea. What if we go check out the pool 600 00:28:25.268 --> 00:28:27.053 -over at the nice hotel? -Star. 601 00:28:27.096 --> 00:28:29.316 -Is that even legal? -I honestly don't know. 602 00:28:31.057 --> 00:28:33.015 -[laughs] -[Star laughs] Come. 603 00:28:34.495 --> 00:28:35.931 -[Star] Oh. Woo. -[Barb] Whoa, gosh. 604 00:28:35.975 --> 00:28:37.628 -[Star] Better get some water. -[Barb] My eyes-- 605 00:28:37.672 --> 00:28:38.978 I don't see anything. 606 00:28:39.021 --> 00:28:41.458 ♪ The sun will come out Tomorrow♪ 607 00:28:41.502 --> 00:28:44.592 ♪ Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow ♪ 608 00:28:44.635 --> 00:28:46.637 ♪ There'll be sun 609 00:28:47.464 --> 00:28:50.119 ♪ Just thinkin' about tomorrow ♪ 610 00:28:50.163 --> 00:28:52.948 ♪ Clears away the cobwebs And the sorrow ♪ 611 00:28:52.992 --> 00:28:55.081 ♪ 'Til there's none 612 00:28:55.124 --> 00:28:58.084 ♪ With the day that's gray 613 00:28:58.127 --> 00:29:01.217 ♪ And lonely I just stick out my chin ♪ 614 00:29:01.783 --> 00:29:05.526 ♪ And grin, and say ♪ 615 00:29:07.441 --> 00:29:09.530 [indistinct chatter] 616 00:29:10.357 --> 00:29:13.012 Mickey was right. Everyone here is so friendly! 617 00:29:13.055 --> 00:29:15.101 I know. Star? 618 00:29:15.144 --> 00:29:16.537 -What? -That guy is waving at you. 619 00:29:16.580 --> 00:29:18.887 I think he likes you. You should take a lover 620 00:29:18.931 --> 00:29:20.106 -on this trip. -Barb, 621 00:29:20.584 --> 00:29:22.848 men are not attracted to me, okay? The guy's just being nice. 622 00:29:22.891 --> 00:29:25.328 And Carmine was proof of that when he left me for Dina! 623 00:29:25.372 --> 00:29:26.634 That is not true. 624 00:29:26.677 --> 00:29:28.897 Men find me disgusting, and I'm okay with it. 625 00:29:28.941 --> 00:29:30.943 Star, if I said it once, I said it a million times, 626 00:29:30.986 --> 00:29:32.335 you could model for effin' Chico's, 627 00:29:32.379 --> 00:29:34.250 -and I'm not just saying that. -Chico's? 628 00:29:34.294 --> 00:29:37.079 -Come on. I wish. -Or Costco. 629 00:29:37.123 --> 00:29:38.733 I'm talking the Kirkland brand. 630 00:29:39.125 --> 00:29:41.388 Kirkland? Oh, my God. 631 00:29:41.431 --> 00:29:43.085 -[Barb] Oh, my God. -[giggling] 632 00:29:43.912 --> 00:29:45.914 I think I'm gonna try the frog's legs. 633 00:29:45.958 --> 00:29:47.307 What? Oh, gosh, I couldn't. 634 00:29:47.350 --> 00:29:48.874 Every time I think of frog legs 635 00:29:48.917 --> 00:29:50.353 I think of Kermit riding his bicycle 636 00:29:50.397 --> 00:29:52.268 and how much he used his legs. He really needed them. 637 00:29:52.703 --> 00:29:54.793 He did. Oh, I feel bad now. 638 00:29:54.836 --> 00:29:57.099 Okay. I'm gonna do the veal-stuffed manatee. 639 00:29:57.708 --> 00:30:00.494 Ooh. I'm gonna try 640 00:30:00.537 --> 00:30:02.148 the fried bald eagle babies. 641 00:30:02.191 --> 00:30:04.454 -Oh, yum. -Excuse me, ladies? 642 00:30:04.498 --> 00:30:05.542 [both] Hi. 643 00:30:06.152 --> 00:30:07.936 Can I see you out of the pool, please? 644 00:30:09.329 --> 00:30:10.417 [both] We're so sorry. 645 00:30:10.852 --> 00:30:12.027 -Please. You're right. -I knew this was gonna happen. 646 00:30:12.462 --> 00:30:14.943 -She said we'd go to jail. -The other motel, it was so hot. 647 00:30:14.987 --> 00:30:16.379 -[both overlapping] -Stop! 648 00:30:16.423 --> 00:30:17.598 Ladies listen. 649 00:30:18.077 --> 00:30:21.080 There's been a cancellation and we have a room available. 650 00:30:21.123 --> 00:30:22.081 -What? Here? -What? 651 00:30:22.342 --> 00:30:23.996 It's not really a cancellation. 652 00:30:25.127 --> 00:30:26.825 The family that was in the room is missing. 653 00:30:26.868 --> 00:30:27.826 [both] Oh! 654 00:30:27.869 --> 00:30:29.349 It's probably the husband. 655 00:30:29.392 --> 00:30:31.786 It's always the husband. He reported them missing, 656 00:30:31.830 --> 00:30:34.180 the next thing you know, they're stuffed up in a chimney. 657 00:30:34.571 --> 00:30:36.791 Anyway, the room is yours, if you'd like it. 658 00:30:41.187 --> 00:30:43.276 [both] Yes. Yes, yes. 659 00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:44.930 Ooh, your voices are really high. 660 00:30:46.366 --> 00:30:50.587 [upbeat tropical music playing] 661 00:30:55.201 --> 00:30:58.247 [gigglingé\g] 662 00:30:59.814 --> 00:31:00.902 Oh, my God. 663 00:31:00.946 --> 00:31:02.686 -Look at this room! -[Barb] Woo. 664 00:31:03.209 --> 00:31:05.211 Star, did you see that restaurant? 665 00:31:05.254 --> 00:31:06.516 -Oh, yeah. -I'm so excited 666 00:31:06.560 --> 00:31:07.822 it's almost time for dinner! 667 00:31:07.866 --> 00:31:09.258 And time for a cocktail? 668 00:31:09.519 --> 00:31:11.173 -Star! -Okay. You go in the bathroom, 669 00:31:11.217 --> 00:31:12.653 I'll lay out our bottoms and tops! 670 00:31:12.696 --> 00:31:13.872 You know what should wear tonight? 671 00:31:14.220 --> 00:31:15.917 [both] Our evening culottes! 672 00:31:18.485 --> 00:31:20.966 [Edgar] Everything's going according to plan, my love. 673 00:31:21.009 --> 00:31:22.663 I'm also missing you. 674 00:31:22.706 --> 00:31:25.579 There are lots of people here, lots of official couples. 675 00:31:26.362 --> 00:31:27.233 Do you miss me? 676 00:31:28.451 --> 00:31:33.108 Oh, well, you're usually here. And now you're not. 677 00:31:33.152 --> 00:31:34.849 And I know you're gone. 678 00:31:34.893 --> 00:31:38.331 And when you return, you'll be back. 679 00:31:38.374 --> 00:31:39.593 Is that what you mean? 680 00:31:40.463 --> 00:31:42.117 -Never-mind. -Oh, Edgar, 681 00:31:42.161 --> 00:31:43.902 I feel like I'm sensing some 'tude. 682 00:31:43.945 --> 00:31:45.947 -No, no. -[Dr. Lady] I really must run. 683 00:31:45.991 --> 00:31:47.427 Yoyo and I have been playing hide and seek 684 00:31:47.470 --> 00:31:49.472 and I haven't seen him since last night. 685 00:31:49.516 --> 00:31:50.734 [line disconnects] 686 00:31:53.868 --> 00:31:54.869 [sighs] 687 00:31:55.783 --> 00:31:57.698 [piano playing] 688 00:31:57.741 --> 00:31:59.091 Good evening, ladies and gentleman, 689 00:31:59.134 --> 00:32:00.527 I'm Richard Cheese. 690 00:32:00.570 --> 00:32:03.399 ♪ What I really, really love 691 00:32:03.443 --> 00:32:06.141 ♪ When I look Around this place ♪ 692 00:32:06.881 --> 00:32:09.928 ♪ Is all the sets of boobies ♪ 693 00:32:09.971 --> 00:32:12.582 ♪ And I want them in my face 694 00:32:13.627 --> 00:32:15.020 ♪ Hello, boobies 695 00:32:16.021 --> 00:32:17.457 ♪ I love boobies 696 00:32:17.500 --> 00:32:19.154 ♪ I love gazongas 697 00:32:19.198 --> 00:32:22.505 ♪ I love knockers And chimichangas ♪ 698 00:32:22.549 --> 00:32:24.812 ♪ I love melons and bonbons 699 00:32:24.855 --> 00:32:26.422 ♪ And Winnebagos 700 00:32:26.466 --> 00:32:29.643 ♪ I'll take a big chest Up shirt potatoes ♪ 701 00:32:29.686 --> 00:32:32.080 ♪ Because I love boobs 702 00:32:32.124 --> 00:32:33.168 Thank you. 703 00:32:33.212 --> 00:32:34.778 Oh, my, these are comfortable. 704 00:32:34.822 --> 00:32:36.476 Put another whiskey, please? 705 00:32:37.390 --> 00:32:40.393 -Room number again, please, sir? -Six-eleven. 706 00:32:40.436 --> 00:32:44.353 Oh, 611? Oh, my-- Barb. 707 00:32:44.397 --> 00:32:46.442 Oh, my gosh! He's 611. 708 00:32:46.486 --> 00:32:48.879 Six-eleven? We're in 124! 709 00:32:48.923 --> 00:32:50.533 [both laugh] 710 00:32:51.317 --> 00:32:53.188 -We're in room 124. -And you're... 711 00:32:54.233 --> 00:32:55.495 Wow. 712 00:32:56.191 --> 00:32:59.716 I'm Barb and this is Star, and you are... 713 00:33:01.370 --> 00:33:02.806 Edgar. 714 00:33:02.850 --> 00:33:04.417 -Oh. Edgar. -Nice. 715 00:33:07.550 --> 00:33:10.684 I'm sorry, I'm having a bad day. 716 00:33:10.727 --> 00:33:12.599 Oh, no. Are you not going? 717 00:33:13.469 --> 00:33:14.905 That's what's happening with us. 718 00:33:14.949 --> 00:33:16.603 Traveling really stops you up. 719 00:33:16.646 --> 00:33:18.170 I mean, my stomach it's like 720 00:33:18.692 --> 00:33:20.999 just a bunch of rolled up sacks in there. 721 00:33:21.608 --> 00:33:23.784 All in line trying to get out, it's like a traffic jam. 722 00:33:23.827 --> 00:33:26.004 No, uh, work stuff. 723 00:33:26.874 --> 00:33:29.094 Oh, my gosh. We have work stuff too! 724 00:33:29.137 --> 00:33:31.009 -We just lost our dream jobs. -[Star] Yeah. 725 00:33:31.052 --> 00:33:32.488 [Barb] It's been really hard. 726 00:33:33.054 --> 00:33:36.449 Star, why don't you cheer him up with one of your greeting card 727 00:33:36.492 --> 00:33:38.059 -poems? -Oh, Barb. Don't listen to her. 728 00:33:38.103 --> 00:33:39.930 -No. I'm so rusty, no. -Come on. 729 00:33:39.974 --> 00:33:41.062 -Stop it. -Come on. 730 00:33:41.106 --> 00:33:43.238 -Barb? -Sorry, what is this? 731 00:33:43.282 --> 00:33:44.979 Star has a gift, you should share it. 732 00:33:45.023 --> 00:33:46.807 Oh, it's nothing, it's just a silly hobby I have. 733 00:33:46.850 --> 00:33:48.722 I like to make my own greeting cards, specifically 734 00:33:48.765 --> 00:33:51.768 for the middle aged, you know, because we go through stuff. 735 00:33:51.812 --> 00:33:53.857 -Don't be shy, come on. -Barb, please. 736 00:33:53.901 --> 00:33:55.511 Do it, just do it. Help this man. 737 00:33:55.555 --> 00:33:59.863 Okay. Okay. [chuckles] Just do one. Gosh. [laughs] 738 00:33:59.907 --> 00:34:01.343 -You're gonna love this. -Okay, 739 00:34:01.387 --> 00:34:03.345 -I'm gonna make it up. -[Barb] She's gonna make it up. 740 00:34:03.389 --> 00:34:05.086 -Okay. -[Barb] Nothing planned. 741 00:34:05.130 --> 00:34:07.610 She's thinking. She's preparing. 742 00:34:07.654 --> 00:34:08.916 We can't force it. 743 00:34:09.569 --> 00:34:13.529 Sometimes life's umbrella has holes in it, 744 00:34:15.661 --> 00:34:19.187 and the water just pours all over your shoulders 745 00:34:19.231 --> 00:34:22.060 -and your hair. -All right. 746 00:34:22.712 --> 00:34:25.324 But don't worry, because the rain will end. 747 00:34:26.455 --> 00:34:29.371 But you should also get a replacement umbrella 748 00:34:29.415 --> 00:34:30.719 for the next time. 749 00:34:32.635 --> 00:34:35.551 Gosh. [laughs] Was that okay? I was so nervous! 750 00:34:35.594 --> 00:34:37.858 I don't know how she does it. Words just... 751 00:34:37.900 --> 00:34:40.295 fall out of her, like, air comes out of a... 752 00:34:41.556 --> 00:34:42.993 -See, I can't do it. -Anyway, 753 00:34:43.036 --> 00:34:44.647 I hope it helped a little. 754 00:34:44.690 --> 00:34:47.259 Yeah, it did actually, yeah. Thank you. 755 00:34:47.302 --> 00:34:48.303 See? 756 00:34:49.217 --> 00:34:51.089 -See? -All right. 757 00:34:51.132 --> 00:34:52.655 [applause] 758 00:34:52.699 --> 00:34:54.875 Thank you so much. I'm gonna take a short break. 759 00:34:54.918 --> 00:34:56.398 I'll be right back, thank you. 760 00:34:57.051 --> 00:34:58.879 Okay. I'm back. Thank you. 761 00:34:59.532 --> 00:35:00.750 [laughter] 762 00:35:01.273 --> 00:35:03.275 -My turn to pick the drink. -Okay. 763 00:35:03.318 --> 00:35:05.581 Okay. Ooh, George, what's this drink 764 00:35:05.625 --> 00:35:07.192 with the skull and crossbones over it? 765 00:35:07.235 --> 00:35:09.018 Can we get one of those? 766 00:35:09.063 --> 00:35:12.022 [ominous music playing] 767 00:35:13.937 --> 00:35:15.373 It's called The Buried Treasure. 768 00:35:15.417 --> 00:35:17.550 -[ghostly voice] Yo-ho-ho. -No one's ever finished 769 00:35:17.592 --> 00:35:18.551 the whole thing. 770 00:35:19.507 --> 00:35:21.074 But if you get to the bottom, 771 00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:22.337 there's a real treasure. 772 00:35:24.774 --> 00:35:26.775 You sure you guys wanna do this? 773 00:35:26.820 --> 00:35:28.126 -Yeah. -[both] Yes. 774 00:35:28.168 --> 00:35:29.518 -Okay. -[Star] I love treasures. 775 00:35:29.562 --> 00:35:31.172 -[Barb] Yes. -Yeah. 776 00:35:33.174 --> 00:35:36.134 ♪ Tried to amend My carnivorous habit♪ 777 00:35:37.438 --> 00:35:39.614 ♪ Made it nearly 70 days♪ 778 00:35:40.399 --> 00:35:41.748 You finished that already? 779 00:35:41.791 --> 00:35:42.835 -Mm-hmm. Yeah. -Yeah. 780 00:35:43.228 --> 00:35:44.838 Just for the record, we never found the treasure. 781 00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:46.274 You found the chest at the bottom 782 00:35:46.795 --> 00:35:48.102 -with the syrupy liquid? -[all agreeing] Yeah. 783 00:35:48.146 --> 00:35:49.538 -We licked it up. -All the syrup. 784 00:35:49.582 --> 00:35:50.626 -Let's go. -You open up 785 00:35:51.018 --> 00:35:52.237 the scuba diver's mask and found the three pills? 786 00:35:52.280 --> 00:35:53.499 -Uh-hmm. -I took a pill. 787 00:35:53.542 --> 00:35:54.848 -I had one. -I had a pill. 788 00:35:54.891 --> 00:35:59.635 Oh, well, that's you... [distorted] treasure. 789 00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:04.162 [distorted singing] ♪ Cheeseburger in paradise♪ 790 00:36:04.771 --> 00:36:09.732 ♪ Heaven on Earth With an onion slice♪ 791 00:36:10.864 --> 00:36:15.434 ♪ Not too particular Not too precise♪ 792 00:36:16.870 --> 00:36:18.567 ♪ Cheeseburger...♪ 793 00:36:25.879 --> 00:36:28.969 ♪ Near, far♪ 794 00:36:29.012 --> 00:36:32.146 ♪ Wherever you are♪ 795 00:36:32.190 --> 00:36:34.453 ♪ I believe that♪ 796 00:36:34.496 --> 00:36:38.631 ♪ The heart does go on♪ 797 00:36:41.634 --> 00:36:44.550 I like looking at wicker, but I don't like sitting at it. 798 00:36:46.160 --> 00:36:47.161 Hmm. 799 00:36:49.294 --> 00:36:52.253 ♪ Love can touch us one time♪ 800 00:36:52.297 --> 00:36:54.777 ♪ And last for a...♪ 801 00:36:54.821 --> 00:36:57.476 Hello, it's me. Of course, you didn't answer. 802 00:36:57.519 --> 00:36:59.739 I'm getting sick of these... 803 00:37:00.566 --> 00:37:04.700 mixed messages, so I've met two young-- 804 00:37:05.832 --> 00:37:08.530 two middle-aged lady friends. 805 00:37:08.574 --> 00:37:11.664 If you don't start giving me this respect thing soon... 806 00:37:11.707 --> 00:37:15.145 And the mission is off. 807 00:37:16.103 --> 00:37:17.322 [hiccups] 808 00:37:17.365 --> 00:37:18.845 [dance music continues] 809 00:37:20.368 --> 00:37:24.242 ♪ My heart will go on...♪ 810 00:37:25.460 --> 00:37:28.463 [seagulls squawking] 811 00:37:32.772 --> 00:37:35.775 [phone vibrating] 812 00:37:49.397 --> 00:37:50.790 -[Edgar grunts] -[Barb gasps] 813 00:37:50.833 --> 00:37:52.008 [phone chimes] 814 00:37:54.663 --> 00:37:56.099 -Did we all-- -Yes. 815 00:37:56.709 --> 00:37:58.188 A lot of times. 816 00:37:58.232 --> 00:38:00.626 [Dr. Lady] I just got your message, my darling. 817 00:38:00.669 --> 00:38:03.324 Let's not talk such nonsense about completing the mission. 818 00:38:03.368 --> 00:38:05.413 You know it's hard for me to show it, 819 00:38:05.457 --> 00:38:07.894 but I love you deeply. 820 00:38:07.937 --> 00:38:10.200 I know I rode you guys like a couple of horses. 821 00:38:10.244 --> 00:38:12.551 -Oh. That's why... -There up and down the hallway. 822 00:38:12.594 --> 00:38:14.030 -...my back's a little sore. -Yeah. 823 00:38:14.074 --> 00:38:15.336 -That's why my back-- -It might be sore 824 00:38:15.380 --> 00:38:17.164 from all you did against the table. 825 00:38:17.207 --> 00:38:19.209 -It was two against one there. -Well, that's true. 826 00:38:19.253 --> 00:38:21.299 [Dr. Lady] Miss you. Kiss with tongues. 827 00:38:21.342 --> 00:38:23.431 [Star] We really used the room today and our bodies. 828 00:38:23.475 --> 00:38:26.956 Bye, guys. Thanks very much for the, um, great time. 829 00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:28.784 -Oh, Edgar. Goodbye. -Hey, come on. 830 00:38:28.828 --> 00:38:30.264 -Come on. -Goodbye to you. 831 00:38:30.308 --> 00:38:31.483 -[Barb] Have a great day. -[Star] Bye. 832 00:38:32.005 --> 00:38:33.485 -Bye. -[both] Goodbye. 833 00:38:33.528 --> 00:38:35.791 -Oh, great. -[laughs] 834 00:38:35.835 --> 00:38:37.445 -Oh. -Well, okay. 835 00:38:38.011 --> 00:38:41.580 Oh, gosh I have to admit I do feel kind of funny. 836 00:38:41.623 --> 00:38:43.059 Was it because I spanked your bottom? 837 00:38:43.103 --> 00:38:44.800 I think it's because he's the first man 838 00:38:44.844 --> 00:38:46.672 I've been with, you know, since Carmine left. 839 00:38:46.715 --> 00:38:49.239 -Oh, I know how you feel. -Yeah. 840 00:38:49.283 --> 00:38:51.198 I haven't been with anyone since Ron. 841 00:38:51.241 --> 00:38:52.547 -You know that. -Yeah. 842 00:38:53.635 --> 00:38:55.289 -Oh. -Edgar was nice though. 843 00:38:55.333 --> 00:38:56.508 -I mean-- -Oh, my gosh. 844 00:38:56.551 --> 00:38:58.640 [both] What a nice man. 845 00:38:58.684 --> 00:39:01.251 -[laughs] -Was such a nice man. 846 00:39:01.295 --> 00:39:04.342 [reggae music playing] 847 00:39:08.824 --> 00:39:11.349 -[Barb] My God! The shop-- -[Star] The shopping here. 848 00:39:11.392 --> 00:39:14.047 I love that magnet I got that says "Flip Flop Zone" 849 00:39:14.090 --> 00:39:15.701 in wacky letters? I wanna look at it. 850 00:39:15.744 --> 00:39:17.616 That ones in the bag that says Pookie McNally's Trinket Hut. 851 00:39:17.659 --> 00:39:19.182 -It's the yellow one. -Oh, yes. 852 00:39:19.226 --> 00:39:20.706 That's where I got my new phone case. 853 00:39:20.749 --> 00:39:22.925 -[laughs] I love it. -It's like I'm listening 854 00:39:22.969 --> 00:39:24.318 -to the ocean. -[Barb] I love it. 855 00:39:24.623 --> 00:39:26.799 -We don't have cell phones. -Oh, no, I'm gonna take it home 856 00:39:26.842 --> 00:39:28.670 -and glue it to our land line. -That's clever. 857 00:39:28.714 --> 00:39:31.194 -I can't believe we found this. -[Star] That's going on our car. 858 00:39:31.238 --> 00:39:33.327 Do you know what my favorite thing is? 859 00:39:33.371 --> 00:39:34.981 -[both] Friendship bracelets? -Yes. 860 00:39:35.024 --> 00:39:36.765 I can't believe these were only three dollars. 861 00:39:36.809 --> 00:39:38.680 It's a keepsake, it's a keepsake for life. 862 00:39:38.724 --> 00:39:40.073 [giggling] 863 00:39:40.465 --> 00:39:41.596 -It's a little sharp though. -They are sharp. 864 00:39:41.988 --> 00:39:43.598 -They're a little sharp. -Getting my skin a little bit. 865 00:39:43.642 --> 00:39:45.208 We'll break it in. It'll wear down over time. 866 00:39:45.252 --> 00:39:46.732 -[Star] Yeah. -Star. 867 00:39:47.341 --> 00:39:49.299 [Star] A glass bottom boat? 868 00:39:49.343 --> 00:39:51.084 -Let's see what time it leaves. -Let's go fast. 869 00:39:51.432 --> 00:39:53.129 -[Barb] We gotta hurry. Oh, God! -[Star] Okay. 870 00:39:53.173 --> 00:39:54.696 -[Barb] Sea shells! -[Star] What? Gosh. 871 00:39:54.740 --> 00:39:56.611 It's a freakin' clam with googly eyes. 872 00:40:04.227 --> 00:40:07.840 [suspenseful music playing] 873 00:40:08.710 --> 00:40:09.842 Ready to party? 874 00:40:09.885 --> 00:40:14.455 ♪ Near, far, wherever you are♪ 875 00:40:17.980 --> 00:40:21.027 [suspenseful music playing] 876 00:40:26.336 --> 00:40:27.555 You imbecile! 877 00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:28.861 I can fix this, I can. 878 00:40:28.904 --> 00:40:30.906 -Fiddlesticks. -Please, just let me try. 879 00:40:30.950 --> 00:40:32.560 I won't mess up again. Please don't worry. 880 00:40:32.604 --> 00:40:33.779 Oh, I won't. 881 00:40:34.780 --> 00:40:36.738 I know if I need to count on someone, 882 00:40:36.782 --> 00:40:39.393 there's another man I could call. 883 00:40:39.437 --> 00:40:41.308 What? What man? 884 00:40:41.351 --> 00:40:43.353 Let's just say when it comes to spies, 885 00:40:43.397 --> 00:40:45.225 I know he won't let me down. 886 00:40:45.268 --> 00:40:47.575 Now, you listen to me and you listen good. 887 00:40:47.619 --> 00:40:50.143 You work for me, do you get that? 888 00:40:50.186 --> 00:40:52.450 You are my employee and nothing more 889 00:40:52.493 --> 00:40:55.017 until this gets done. Now, if you'll excuse me 890 00:40:55.061 --> 00:40:56.932 I have a long distance phone call to make. 891 00:40:56.976 --> 00:40:58.630 [Edgar] No, wait, wait. No! 892 00:40:58.673 --> 00:41:00.501 Wait, wait! No! Hello? 893 00:41:01.937 --> 00:41:02.938 [sighs] 894 00:41:09.292 --> 00:41:13.296 ♪ Burning, like my blood's In a pan on a stove ♪ 895 00:41:13.340 --> 00:41:16.169 ♪ And its heating me up To the max ♪ 896 00:41:16.212 --> 00:41:19.955 ♪ So I'm running, my legs As just fast as I can ♪ 897 00:41:19.999 --> 00:41:21.653 ♪ To the left, to the right 898 00:41:21.696 --> 00:41:23.872 ♪ I'm a frustrated man 899 00:41:23.916 --> 00:41:27.572 ♪ Now I'm flicking my tiptoes To kick up the sand ♪ 900 00:41:27.615 --> 00:41:29.574 ♪ 'Cause I can't understand 901 00:41:29.617 --> 00:41:34.100 ♪ All these fire That's raging inside me ♪ 902 00:41:34.143 --> 00:41:37.843 ♪ Seagulls in the sand Can you hear my prayer ♪ 903 00:41:37.886 --> 00:41:41.673 ♪ I keep trying But I'm getting nowhere ♪ 904 00:41:41.716 --> 00:41:45.633 ♪ Head's gonna fall now Under her spell ♪ 905 00:41:45.677 --> 00:41:50.029 ♪ Am I in heaven Or am I in hell ♪ 906 00:41:51.596 --> 00:41:54.816 ♪ Leaping, doing the splits From my heart ♪ 907 00:41:54.860 --> 00:41:58.603 ♪ Going higher and higher My legs spread apart ♪ 908 00:41:58.646 --> 00:42:02.563 ♪ Now I'm twirling Like a baby ballerina ♪ 909 00:42:02.824 --> 00:42:06.306 ♪ Who's digging a hole With the force of his feet ♪ 910 00:42:06.349 --> 00:42:08.090 ♪ Watch me climbing 911 00:42:08.134 --> 00:42:12.355 ♪ I'm going up a palm tree Like a cat up a palm tree ♪ 912 00:42:12.399 --> 00:42:16.708 ♪ Who's decided To go up a palm tree ♪ 913 00:42:16.751 --> 00:42:20.407 ♪ Seagull on the tire Can you hear my prayer ♪ 914 00:42:20.450 --> 00:42:24.280 ♪ I keep trying But I'm getting nowhere ♪ 915 00:42:24.324 --> 00:42:28.241 ♪ Head's gonna fall now Under her spell ♪ 916 00:42:28.284 --> 00:42:34.290 ♪ Am I in heaven Or am I in hell ♪ 917 00:42:34.334 --> 00:42:37.032 ♪ Ooh... 918 00:42:37.076 --> 00:42:40.862 ♪ Ooh... 919 00:42:40.906 --> 00:42:44.736 ♪ Ooh... 920 00:42:44.779 --> 00:42:49.523 ♪ Ooh... 921 00:42:49.567 --> 00:42:54.310 ♪ Ooh... 922 00:42:54.354 --> 00:42:56.878 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 923 00:42:56.922 --> 00:43:03.711 -♪ Ooh -♪ Ooh 924 00:43:04.973 --> 00:43:06.975 ♪ Woman, I love you 925 00:43:07.019 --> 00:43:10.631 ♪ Seagulls in a group Can you hear my prayer ♪ 926 00:43:10.675 --> 00:43:14.504 ♪ I keep trying But I'm getting nowhere ♪ 927 00:43:14.548 --> 00:43:18.421 ♪ Head's gonna fall now Under her spell ♪ 928 00:43:18.465 --> 00:43:22.991 ♪ This couldn't be heaven I know ♪ 929 00:43:23.775 --> 00:43:26.647 ♪ I'm in... 930 00:43:26.691 --> 00:43:30.042 ♪ Hell 931 00:43:34.133 --> 00:43:36.962 Phew! Well, I gotta be honest, 932 00:43:37.484 --> 00:43:39.399 I don't think I can do another night like last night. 933 00:43:39.442 --> 00:43:41.401 -[Star] Oh. -[both chuckle] 934 00:43:41.444 --> 00:43:42.968 Me neither. My gosh. 935 00:43:43.577 --> 00:43:45.623 Although, you know, Edgar was so nice. 936 00:43:45.666 --> 00:43:46.798 Who? 937 00:43:47.276 --> 00:43:50.192 Oh, um-- Oh, was it Edgar? What was his-- that man's name? 938 00:43:50.453 --> 00:43:52.542 -Oh, I don't know. -Hmm. 939 00:43:52.586 --> 00:43:54.196 -Oh, right. Edgar. -[Star] Yeah. 940 00:43:54.240 --> 00:43:55.415 From last night. 941 00:43:55.458 --> 00:43:57.504 Oh, I wasn't thinking about him anymore. 942 00:43:57.547 --> 00:43:58.984 I forgot him. 943 00:43:59.027 --> 00:44:01.726 Me too. Yeah, I should forget all about him. 944 00:44:02.944 --> 00:44:04.554 I think I just wanna stay in tonight. 945 00:44:04.598 --> 00:44:07.035 Sit on the patio and practice my calligraphy. 946 00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:08.384 Maybe write a poem. 947 00:44:08.428 --> 00:44:10.691 And just have a couple of wheat thins, 948 00:44:10.735 --> 00:44:12.606 -and just cool it. -[Barb] Oh, that's a nice idea. 949 00:44:12.954 --> 00:44:13.999 And I'm gonna take a bath. 950 00:44:14.521 --> 00:44:16.610 -Oh. I won't disturb you. -And I will not disturb you. 951 00:44:16.654 --> 00:44:17.698 [both chuckle] 952 00:44:17.742 --> 00:44:19.482 -Okay. -[Star] I'm gonna get my stuff. 953 00:44:19.526 --> 00:44:20.701 Oh, here's my pen. 954 00:44:20.745 --> 00:44:23.791 [tropical music playing] 955 00:44:36.064 --> 00:44:37.544 Okay, I'm in the tub now. 956 00:44:41.417 --> 00:44:44.116 [Star] Dearest Edgar, I hope you remember me. 957 00:44:44.159 --> 00:44:45.987 I'm the disgusting woman from last night. 958 00:44:46.031 --> 00:44:47.423 Oh, gosh. 959 00:44:47.467 --> 00:44:50.035 Barb says I shouldn't describe myself that way. 960 00:44:50.078 --> 00:44:53.168 You should know that I've been hurt in the past. 961 00:44:53.212 --> 00:44:55.301 I'm a broken woman. 962 00:44:55.344 --> 00:44:56.737 [laughs] 963 00:44:56.781 --> 00:44:58.652 I haven't written my feelings down in so long, 964 00:44:58.696 --> 00:45:00.436 but, gosh, you lit a fire in me 965 00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:02.569 and I am raging with passion right now. 966 00:45:02.612 --> 00:45:03.701 [squeals] 967 00:45:04.614 --> 00:45:06.486 Okay? Where do I begin? Um... 968 00:45:07.356 --> 00:45:11.317 I was born in a hospital... 969 00:45:11.360 --> 00:45:13.798 [seagulls squawking] 970 00:45:16.104 --> 00:45:17.758 Ah. I get it. 971 00:45:17.802 --> 00:45:20.021 [phone vibrates] 972 00:45:21.806 --> 00:45:23.677 -Hello? -[man] Edgar Paget? 973 00:45:24.417 --> 00:45:27.289 -Uh, who is this? -[man] Never mind you. 974 00:45:28.247 --> 00:45:29.683 -Uh, what? -[man] For the purpose 975 00:45:29.727 --> 00:45:32.120 of our relationship, I shall remain anonymous. 976 00:45:32.730 --> 00:45:34.470 I'm an associate of you know who. 977 00:45:34.514 --> 00:45:37.778 Oh. Um... [clears throat] hello. 978 00:45:37.822 --> 00:45:39.954 [man] I understand you lost the microchip. 979 00:45:39.998 --> 00:45:42.000 You are in a bit of a conundrum. 980 00:45:42.043 --> 00:45:44.785 Fortunately, I'm the man with the means to replace it. 981 00:45:44.829 --> 00:45:47.875 Don't ask me what they are. That's private. 982 00:45:48.876 --> 00:45:50.573 -Okay. -[man] You'll hear from me. 983 00:45:50.617 --> 00:45:52.662 Wait for my call from this private number 984 00:45:52.706 --> 00:45:55.056 I'm calling you from right now privately. 985 00:45:55.883 --> 00:45:57.493 Actually, you know what, you came-- 986 00:45:57.537 --> 00:45:58.756 you came up on my-- on my phone. 987 00:45:59.147 --> 00:46:00.975 -[man] I'm sorry. What? -[Edgar] Your number actually 988 00:46:01.019 --> 00:46:02.542 came up on my phone. 989 00:46:03.412 --> 00:46:06.633 Damn it! [scoffs] Well, don't look at it again. 990 00:46:06.676 --> 00:46:08.766 -I won't? -[man] Don't call it. 991 00:46:08.809 --> 00:46:10.202 I'm very private. 992 00:46:10.245 --> 00:46:12.291 -And don't give to anyone. -Who will I give it to? 993 00:46:12.334 --> 00:46:14.380 Listen, um, when the number comes up, 994 00:46:14.423 --> 00:46:16.556 does it happen to say the name Darlie Bunkle? 995 00:46:17.339 --> 00:46:19.472 Uh, no. Is that your name? 996 00:46:19.515 --> 00:46:21.039 Damn it! 997 00:46:21.082 --> 00:46:22.344 [knocking on door] 998 00:46:22.388 --> 00:46:23.389 What was that noise? 999 00:46:23.911 --> 00:46:25.870 Don't tell him it's me on the phone. Darlie Bunkle. 1000 00:46:25.913 --> 00:46:28.524 -Capital D-A- -Oh, listen, I have to go. 1001 00:46:28.568 --> 00:46:29.656 [Darlie] No, I have to go. 1002 00:46:33.268 --> 00:46:34.792 [knocking on door] 1003 00:46:35.618 --> 00:46:36.619 Shit. 1004 00:46:42.887 --> 00:46:43.844 Hey. 1005 00:46:44.976 --> 00:46:46.020 Hi. 1006 00:46:48.675 --> 00:46:51.286 I've been thinking about you ever since this morning. 1007 00:46:54.072 --> 00:46:55.595 [clears throat] 1008 00:46:57.727 --> 00:46:59.904 -Shall I come in? -Uh... no, no, no. 1009 00:46:59.947 --> 00:47:01.383 -Wait. Sorry. Um... -Oh 1010 00:47:01.427 --> 00:47:03.168 I got like work stuff everywhere. It's a real mess. 1011 00:47:03.211 --> 00:47:05.387 That's okay. I only have a few minutes anyways. 1012 00:47:05.431 --> 00:47:07.259 -Star thinks I'm in the tub. -No, no. Wait, wait. 1013 00:47:07.302 --> 00:47:09.261 Um, not here. Not here. Let's not do it here. 1014 00:47:09.304 --> 00:47:11.654 Let's, um... Let's go for a walk 1015 00:47:11.698 --> 00:47:13.656 -Edgar. [chuckles] -What? 1016 00:47:13.700 --> 00:47:15.049 -Okay. -[Edgar] Okay. 1017 00:47:16.094 --> 00:47:18.531 [Barb] There's probably a lot you wanna know about me. 1018 00:47:18.574 --> 00:47:20.968 My husband's name was Ron Quicksilver. 1019 00:47:21.012 --> 00:47:22.317 He was a rodeo star. 1020 00:47:23.101 --> 00:47:26.147 He was so manly, there were rumors he was chemically off. 1021 00:47:26.191 --> 00:47:27.888 He was the love of my life. 1022 00:47:29.194 --> 00:47:32.023 All I'm grateful for is he died a quick death. 1023 00:47:32.632 --> 00:47:33.851 He was trampled. 1024 00:47:34.764 --> 00:47:37.071 -Oh, no. By a bull? -No. 1025 00:47:37.115 --> 00:47:39.639 It was a bunch of shoppers at the Stereo Hut on Black Friday. 1026 00:47:39.682 --> 00:47:41.641 They had 50-inch flat screens for $199. 1027 00:47:42.903 --> 00:47:44.470 I did get one. 1028 00:47:44.513 --> 00:47:46.428 ♪ Wrapped around each other...♪ 1029 00:47:46.994 --> 00:47:49.692 [Barb] I realized your worst fears can come true. 1030 00:47:50.476 --> 00:47:54.132 And I think maybe when Ron died, I stopped living too. I mean, 1031 00:47:54.175 --> 00:47:55.742 -I didn't really stop living. -[camera shutter clicks] 1032 00:47:55.785 --> 00:47:57.439 I'm not dead. I'm not a ghost. [chuckles] 1033 00:47:57.483 --> 00:47:58.963 But after that wild night with you, 1034 00:47:59.006 --> 00:48:00.703 something shifted in me, you know? 1035 00:48:01.443 --> 00:48:03.358 Something's changing. I... 1036 00:48:03.402 --> 00:48:05.534 I wanna look at life for the first time again 1037 00:48:05.578 --> 00:48:06.666 like a baby. 1038 00:48:07.101 --> 00:48:11.105 Gosh, I wanna be a baby again. I was so flexible then. 1039 00:48:11.149 --> 00:48:12.759 Star went as a baby for Halloween once. 1040 00:48:12.802 --> 00:48:14.979 She wore a diaper. Only a diaper. 1041 00:48:15.022 --> 00:48:16.937 She won best costume. [chuckles] 1042 00:48:18.112 --> 00:48:21.072 Oh, my gosh. Star, she thinks I'm in the tub. 1043 00:48:22.203 --> 00:48:24.597 I lied to her and I've never done that before. 1044 00:48:25.554 --> 00:48:29.558 God, I'm a terrible friend. I wasted all that water. 1045 00:48:31.343 --> 00:48:35.390 Edgar, I'm sorry. This can't happen. 1046 00:48:37.131 --> 00:48:38.524 We weren't mean to be. 1047 00:48:39.177 --> 00:48:41.919 You've set me free, and that's all this was. 1048 00:48:42.920 --> 00:48:45.226 Thank you, Edgar. Thank you! 1049 00:48:46.140 --> 00:48:47.402 You're welcome? 1050 00:48:47.446 --> 00:48:49.927 [Barb] Everything is possible! 1051 00:48:54.975 --> 00:48:56.759 Oh, look at her. She's asleep. 1052 00:48:59.980 --> 00:49:00.938 Star! 1053 00:49:02.722 --> 00:49:03.723 Star! 1054 00:49:05.333 --> 00:49:08.075 Okay. You're probably exhausted from writing. 1055 00:49:09.207 --> 00:49:12.079 Anyway, sweet dreams. Good night, Star. 1056 00:49:15.865 --> 00:49:17.171 I'm just so grateful for you! 1057 00:49:17.215 --> 00:49:18.607 Gosh darn it, you're a good friend. 1058 00:49:18.651 --> 00:49:20.958 That's all. Good night, Star! 1059 00:49:30.141 --> 00:49:31.142 Hi. 1060 00:49:32.491 --> 00:49:33.492 Hi. 1061 00:49:36.060 --> 00:49:37.148 [giggles] 1062 00:49:39.498 --> 00:49:41.282 I started writing you a letter, but then, 1063 00:49:41.326 --> 00:49:43.023 my gosh, I was thinking about you so much, 1064 00:49:43.067 --> 00:49:45.460 my brain just got all squirrelly. [chuckles] 1065 00:49:45.504 --> 00:49:47.419 I just... wanted to come over and... 1066 00:49:48.637 --> 00:49:50.726 talked to you inside where your sheets are. 1067 00:49:55.079 --> 00:49:56.776 His name is Carmine Testaviglio. 1068 00:49:56.819 --> 00:49:59.213 I should've known he was having an affair with Dina. 1069 00:49:59.257 --> 00:50:01.085 I didn't stand a chance. [chuckles] 1070 00:50:01.128 --> 00:50:04.566 Carmine had a foot fetish, and Dina has huge toes. 1071 00:50:05.219 --> 00:50:07.091 My toes stopped growing after I was three months old. 1072 00:50:07.134 --> 00:50:09.745 They're like little pieces of rice. I'm not kidding. 1073 00:50:10.659 --> 00:50:12.661 -Oh, God, don't look. -I wasn't. 1074 00:50:13.836 --> 00:50:15.882 ♪ Wrapped around each other...♪ 1075 00:50:17.014 --> 00:50:19.233 [Star] Now, when someone leaves you, you just think, 1076 00:50:19.277 --> 00:50:20.974 "So there must be something wrong with me." 1077 00:50:21.018 --> 00:50:22.932 So I just figured I'm disgusting. 1078 00:50:22.976 --> 00:50:25.761 But that night with you was the first time since Carmine 1079 00:50:25.805 --> 00:50:27.763 I felt non-disgusting. [chuckles] 1080 00:50:28.590 --> 00:50:30.592 I mean, you saw my folds and holes 1081 00:50:30.636 --> 00:50:32.594 -and you didn't run away. -[camera shutter clicks] 1082 00:50:32.986 --> 00:50:34.640 Now, I'm just starting to realize that maybe 1083 00:50:34.683 --> 00:50:36.816 having meaningless flings is the way to go. 1084 00:50:37.338 --> 00:50:39.427 No one gets hurt. No strings attached. 1085 00:50:40.602 --> 00:50:43.562 It's just you shouldn't have to try to make someone love you. 1086 00:50:43.605 --> 00:50:45.433 That's all. I don't know. 1087 00:50:47.740 --> 00:50:49.046 I know what you mean. 1088 00:50:50.003 --> 00:50:51.004 You do? 1089 00:50:54.051 --> 00:50:56.923 Plus, you put all your faith in someone and, poof, 1090 00:50:57.619 --> 00:50:59.621 they turn out to be someone else. 1091 00:50:59.665 --> 00:51:01.493 [gasps] I once heard this story about a woman 1092 00:51:01.536 --> 00:51:03.712 who married a doctor, turns out 1093 00:51:03.756 --> 00:51:05.453 he was Bruce Springsteen. 1094 00:51:05.497 --> 00:51:07.412 I guess he just wanted to be a regular person 1095 00:51:07.455 --> 00:51:09.066 for a little while or something. 1096 00:51:09.631 --> 00:51:11.416 I remember one year for Halloween, 1097 00:51:11.459 --> 00:51:13.200 Barb went as Bruce Springsteen. 1098 00:51:14.027 --> 00:51:16.073 Oh, my God. Barb. 1099 00:51:17.030 --> 00:51:19.467 What am I doing? She thinks I'm sleeping. 1100 00:51:19.511 --> 00:51:22.427 I lied to her, and I think she might have feelings for you. 1101 00:51:22.470 --> 00:51:25.082 -Oh, no. I don't think she-- -I've been a terrible friend. 1102 00:51:25.125 --> 00:51:26.779 [scoffs] And I ruined that pillow. 1103 00:51:27.823 --> 00:51:30.174 Oh, Edgar... [scoffs] I should go. 1104 00:51:30.739 --> 00:51:32.524 Which means we don't have a lot of time. 1105 00:51:32.567 --> 00:51:34.003 Gosh, I need you inside me. 1106 00:51:34.047 --> 00:51:36.615 Let's go make love against those hard wooden stairs. 1107 00:51:39.313 --> 00:51:41.272 [both exhales] 1108 00:51:42.490 --> 00:51:45.841 Edgar. Oh, thanks for letting me talk through this 1109 00:51:45.885 --> 00:51:47.495 and letting me ride you like that. 1110 00:51:47.539 --> 00:51:50.107 [giggles] Now, I get meaningless sex. 1111 00:51:50.150 --> 00:51:52.413 It feels good physically, and that's all. 1112 00:51:52.457 --> 00:51:53.849 Star that was... 1113 00:51:56.678 --> 00:51:57.897 that was amazing. 1114 00:52:00.160 --> 00:52:02.162 I mean, it was really, really different. 1115 00:52:02.206 --> 00:52:04.208 -Did I bounce too much? -No. 1116 00:52:04.251 --> 00:52:05.252 Oh, good. 1117 00:52:06.210 --> 00:52:07.515 That was so lovely. 1118 00:52:08.560 --> 00:52:09.996 Listen, I really have to get back. 1119 00:52:10.039 --> 00:52:11.911 Barb, can never know about this. 1120 00:52:11.954 --> 00:52:13.434 Gosh, gotta go. 1121 00:52:16.394 --> 00:52:18.874 -Let's do it one more time. -Oh, yup. Yup. Please. 1122 00:52:39.765 --> 00:52:42.855 -[lamp switch clicking] -[eerie music playing] 1123 00:52:50.341 --> 00:52:51.690 What are you doing? 1124 00:52:53.344 --> 00:52:54.954 Oh, I was just playing with this lamp. 1125 00:52:54.997 --> 00:52:57.043 -Oh. [laughs] -[Barb] I got a little reflux. 1126 00:52:57.086 --> 00:52:58.218 And I tried to wake you, 1127 00:52:58.262 --> 00:53:00.089 but I saw you put a pillow in the bed. 1128 00:53:00.133 --> 00:53:03.223 Was that just a funny joke? I laughed but then I wondered. 1129 00:53:03.571 --> 00:53:05.921 Oh, um, I just didn't wanna make you up. 1130 00:53:06.705 --> 00:53:10.274 You know, I didn't know how long I was gonna be out. 1131 00:53:10.317 --> 00:53:11.579 Oh, thank God. 1132 00:53:12.014 --> 00:53:14.321 I thought maybe you went down to the ocean and got swept away. 1133 00:53:14.365 --> 00:53:16.018 [chuckles] Where did you go? 1134 00:53:16.062 --> 00:53:17.672 I just went out to clear my head. 1135 00:53:17.716 --> 00:53:20.936 You know, get some of that salty breeze in my lungs. 1136 00:53:20.980 --> 00:53:23.243 -Okay. -And went for a walk with... 1137 00:53:25.854 --> 00:53:27.029 a turtle. 1138 00:53:28.248 --> 00:53:29.597 -A turtle? -You know, I just 1139 00:53:29.902 --> 00:53:33.732 wanna make sure he was safe, so I-I-- made sure he got home. 1140 00:53:34.254 --> 00:53:36.778 You went to a turtle's house? 1141 00:53:36.822 --> 00:53:38.389 I went to a turtle's house. 1142 00:53:38.432 --> 00:53:40.347 [squeals] Where do they live around here? 1143 00:53:40.391 --> 00:53:43.002 Oh, over by bushes. [chuckles] How was your bath? 1144 00:53:43.611 --> 00:53:44.656 Oh. 1145 00:53:45.961 --> 00:53:48.050 -It was good. Good tub. -Good. 1146 00:53:48.573 --> 00:53:51.445 I just stayed in there, the whole time. 1147 00:53:51.489 --> 00:53:52.881 Well, good for you. 1148 00:53:52.925 --> 00:53:57.146 Well, I was really relaxed, and the water was warm. 1149 00:53:57.190 --> 00:53:59.714 And I... 1150 00:54:01.020 --> 00:54:02.500 saw a turtle. 1151 00:54:02.543 --> 00:54:04.415 [scoffs] In the tub? 1152 00:54:04.458 --> 00:54:05.764 Yup. A baby one. 1153 00:54:05.807 --> 00:54:07.679 He just floated up out of the drain, 1154 00:54:07.722 --> 00:54:10.029 and he swam around, and he splashed me. 1155 00:54:10.072 --> 00:54:11.291 And I tried to pet him, 1156 00:54:11.335 --> 00:54:13.250 -but he got scared. -'Cause your big? 1157 00:54:13.293 --> 00:54:15.817 So much bigger than him. He went back down. 1158 00:54:15.861 --> 00:54:19.038 And, uh, anyway, that's why you can't see him right now. 1159 00:54:19.952 --> 00:54:21.649 -Wow. -[both chuckle] 1160 00:54:23.085 --> 00:54:24.391 We should probably hit the hay. 1161 00:54:24.435 --> 00:54:26.175 Yes. Let's go to bed. I'm tired. 1162 00:54:29.309 --> 00:54:32.312 Anyway, I'm so happy to be here with you. 1163 00:54:32.356 --> 00:54:34.488 Well, I'm so happy to be here with you. 1164 00:54:35.533 --> 00:54:37.665 -Good night. -Good night, Star. 1165 00:54:50.722 --> 00:54:53.725 [ominous music playing] 1166 00:55:01.210 --> 00:55:02.211 [gasps] 1167 00:55:04.431 --> 00:55:05.737 Yoyo. 1168 00:55:06.607 --> 00:55:08.174 -I love it. -[sighs] 1169 00:55:08.217 --> 00:55:10.132 I'm so happy I built you that craft room. 1170 00:55:10.916 --> 00:55:13.353 Now, let's go over the plan one last time. 1171 00:55:13.397 --> 00:55:15.137 -Are you ready? -Why does this plan 1172 00:55:15.181 --> 00:55:16.617 mean so much to you, huh? 1173 00:55:16.661 --> 00:55:18.924 Oh, Yoyo. 1174 00:55:20.882 --> 00:55:22.231 Bring me my chair. 1175 00:55:22.928 --> 00:55:24.103 Where shall I begin? 1176 00:55:25.409 --> 00:55:27.019 I was born here in Taylorsville. 1177 00:55:27.933 --> 00:55:31.023 I was also born with a skin condition the doctors called 1178 00:55:31.066 --> 00:55:35.157 pigmentatia-degenera-hysterica- whiteskinika. 1179 00:55:35.201 --> 00:55:36.985 Is it serious? 1180 00:55:37.029 --> 00:55:39.597 It is serious. You have to take care of yourself. 1181 00:55:39.640 --> 00:55:41.250 You have to stay out of the sunlight. 1182 00:55:41.294 --> 00:55:43.862 [Dr. Lady] Leaving me forever allergic to the sun. 1183 00:55:43.905 --> 00:55:46.995 When I was seven years old, my father got a job 1184 00:55:47.039 --> 00:55:48.780 that would change our lives. 1185 00:55:48.823 --> 00:55:50.738 We packed up and moved to a small town 1186 00:55:50.782 --> 00:55:52.305 in Florida called... 1187 00:55:53.654 --> 00:55:55.221 Vista Del Mar. 1188 00:55:56.091 --> 00:55:58.572 At my new school, everyone made fun of me 1189 00:55:58.616 --> 00:56:00.182 because of the way that I looked. 1190 00:56:00.226 --> 00:56:01.532 They would call me names like... 1191 00:56:01.575 --> 00:56:02.707 -pale girl... -Pale girl. 1192 00:56:03.011 --> 00:56:04.796 -[Dr. Lady] ...white devil... -White devil. 1193 00:56:04.839 --> 00:56:06.537 -[Dr. Lady] ...and asshole. -Asshole. 1194 00:56:07.146 --> 00:56:09.366 [Dr. Lady] I finally made one friend. 1195 00:56:09.409 --> 00:56:11.716 Her name was Maria Margolis. 1196 00:56:12.978 --> 00:56:14.936 She would stay inside with me. 1197 00:56:14.980 --> 00:56:17.461 We would read and create inventions, 1198 00:56:17.504 --> 00:56:18.897 cook food from her culture. 1199 00:56:19.506 --> 00:56:21.943 Then one day as we were walking to hercasa, 1200 00:56:21.987 --> 00:56:23.554 through the Vista Del Mar swamps, 1201 00:56:25.556 --> 00:56:28.385 an alligator jumped out of the water and ate Maria 1202 00:56:28.428 --> 00:56:30.822 -right in front of me. -[Maria screaming] 1203 00:56:30.865 --> 00:56:32.389 Really gobbled her up. 1204 00:56:34.826 --> 00:56:36.741 She was my last friend. 1205 00:56:37.655 --> 00:56:39.787 Years later, my father convinced me 1206 00:56:39.831 --> 00:56:43.835 to go to Vista Del Mar's annual Seafood Jam. 1207 00:56:44.444 --> 00:56:46.577 I remember looking up on the stage 1208 00:56:46.620 --> 00:56:48.405 at the four young pretty girls. 1209 00:56:48.927 --> 00:56:51.582 One of them about to be crowned the new Shrimp Queen. 1210 00:56:53.018 --> 00:56:54.454 And then all of a sudden... 1211 00:56:55.194 --> 00:56:56.761 a group of popular girls 1212 00:56:56.804 --> 00:56:58.763 from my school pushed me on to the stage... 1213 00:56:58.806 --> 00:57:00.242 [laughter] 1214 00:57:00.286 --> 00:57:03.507 ...ripping my hat off, replacing it with a fake crown. 1215 00:57:03.550 --> 00:57:05.073 -No. No. -[Dr. Lady] Father was trying 1216 00:57:05.117 --> 00:57:07.075 to get to the front, but he couldn't 1217 00:57:07.119 --> 00:57:08.773 before the elderly mayor mistook me 1218 00:57:08.816 --> 00:57:11.602 for the actual Shrimp Queen and proceeded with the tradition. 1219 00:57:12.341 --> 00:57:14.431 He shoved me into the human cannon. 1220 00:57:15.301 --> 00:57:20.306 Then one of the girls turned the dial all the way up. 1221 00:57:20.349 --> 00:57:22.090 1222 00:57:22.526 --> 00:57:24.136 [crowd cheering] 1223 00:57:24.179 --> 00:57:25.659 [Dr. Lady] As I rocketed through the air, 1224 00:57:25.703 --> 00:57:28.227 the force of the wind ripped off all of my clothes. 1225 00:57:28.836 --> 00:57:30.621 And I landed in the water... 1226 00:57:30.664 --> 00:57:32.013 of a pool... 1227 00:57:33.014 --> 00:57:35.321 -of a Disney Cruise Ship. -[ship horn blowing] 1228 00:57:35.364 --> 00:57:38.019 [Dr. Lady] And there I was, a laughing stock. 1229 00:57:38.063 --> 00:57:41.762 Bobbing in the water like a ball of fresh mozzarella. 1230 00:57:41.806 --> 00:57:43.242 [laughter] 1231 00:57:43.285 --> 00:57:45.331 From all the guilt and the stress, 1232 00:57:45.374 --> 00:57:47.507 my poor father suffered a heart attack. 1233 00:57:48.073 --> 00:57:50.205 And my mother abandoned me to reinvent herself 1234 00:57:50.249 --> 00:57:53.295 in Palm Springs. And after all that, 1235 00:57:53.339 --> 00:57:55.080 I knew someday, 1236 00:57:56.211 --> 00:57:58.866 I would get revenge on that small town. 1237 00:57:59.476 --> 00:58:02.130 And everyone that chose to live in it. 1238 00:58:03.305 --> 00:58:08.441 That dreadful town that ruined my life 1239 00:58:09.703 --> 00:58:13.141 and cost me everything. 1240 00:58:15.230 --> 00:58:17.929 I think your feelings are valid and this is the only answer. 1241 00:58:17.972 --> 00:58:19.060 Thank you, Yoyo. 1242 00:58:19.365 --> 00:58:21.323 But we have to get another microchip to Edgar. 1243 00:58:21.367 --> 00:58:22.629 We're running out of time. 1244 00:58:22.673 --> 00:58:24.631 Oh, don't worry about that. 1245 00:58:25.458 --> 00:58:28.548 Plan B is in already in motion. 1246 00:58:29.375 --> 00:58:31.290 [piano playing] 1247 00:58:31.899 --> 00:58:34.162 ♪ Boobies on vacation ♪ 1248 00:58:34.554 --> 00:58:36.774 ♪ Boobies in the afternoon ♪ 1249 00:58:37.383 --> 00:58:39.777 ♪ Boobies at the hotel buffet ♪ 1250 00:58:40.168 --> 00:58:42.867 ♪ Bouncing all over the room ♪ 1251 00:58:42.910 --> 00:58:43.911 ♪ Boobies 1252 00:58:44.869 --> 00:58:46.348 -[Darlie] Here you go. -Thank you. 1253 00:58:46.392 --> 00:58:48.481 [Darlie] It's me. We spoke on the phone. 1254 00:58:49.613 --> 00:58:50.701 Darlie Bunkle? 1255 00:58:50.744 --> 00:58:52.964 Shoot! I forgot you knew my name. 1256 00:58:53.007 --> 00:58:55.575 Yeah, it's me, Darlie Bunkle. 205 Pagoda Drive. 1257 00:58:56.315 --> 00:58:57.577 Is that your address? 1258 00:58:57.621 --> 00:59:00.101 Damn it! That was private. 1259 00:59:00.145 --> 00:59:02.321 So, any idea when you think the microchip will be ready? 1260 00:59:02.364 --> 00:59:04.932 -It's ready. I have a plan. -[Edgar] Good. 1261 00:59:05.367 --> 00:59:07.369 A piece of paper will be slipped under your door 1262 00:59:07.413 --> 00:59:09.937 naming the time and the place for the drop off. 1263 00:59:09.981 --> 00:59:12.853 It will lined notebook paper with frayed edges. 1264 00:59:12.897 --> 00:59:15.552 Letters will be small because the message is private. 1265 00:59:16.640 --> 00:59:19.120 Why don't you just tell it to me now 1266 00:59:19.164 --> 00:59:21.383 instead of having to come back here later on? 1267 00:59:26.563 --> 00:59:29.348 Listen, Edgar, I've been thinking about your idea. 1268 00:59:30.001 --> 00:59:32.046 You know, the one where I just tell you where we're meeting 1269 00:59:32.481 --> 00:59:34.396 instead of me driving a piece of paper to you 1270 00:59:34.440 --> 00:59:35.484 -wherever you are later. -Yeah. 1271 00:59:35.746 --> 00:59:37.965 And I like it. I like it. 1272 00:59:39.227 --> 00:59:41.186 I'll meet you outside your hotel room 1273 00:59:41.229 --> 00:59:42.753 probably at sundown. 1274 00:59:42.796 --> 00:59:44.668 When you see me next, I'll be wearing a large 1275 00:59:45.146 --> 00:59:47.932 purple Zorro-style fedora and the rest I don't know yet 1276 00:59:47.975 --> 00:59:50.630 but I love colors, all of them. 1277 00:59:50.674 --> 00:59:52.197 All right. I mean, you're the expert. Okay. 1278 00:59:52.240 --> 00:59:55.156 Thank you. I am. Yeah, I'm gonna sneak out subtly, 1279 00:59:55.200 --> 00:59:56.636 show you how it's done. 1280 00:59:59.204 --> 01:00:01.162 [clattering] 1281 01:00:04.557 --> 01:00:05.732 [Darlie] Damn it! 1282 01:00:07.604 --> 01:00:09.736 [Star gasps] Bard, look. A banana boat. 1283 01:00:09.780 --> 01:00:11.433 I can't wait for us to go on that together. 1284 01:00:11.477 --> 01:00:12.609 [shrieks] Yeah. 1285 01:00:12.652 --> 01:00:14.741 Ladies, I know I've said this a lot, 1286 01:00:14.785 --> 01:00:16.308 but it's really hard to draw your faces 1287 01:00:16.351 --> 01:00:17.396 when you keep talking. 1288 01:00:17.962 --> 01:00:19.703 -Sorry. Enough said. Yes. -I'm sorry. Sorry about that. 1289 01:00:19.746 --> 01:00:22.575 Apologize. [shrieks] What is she drawing? 1290 01:00:22.619 --> 01:00:23.924 -I don't know. -You just did it. 1291 01:00:23.968 --> 01:00:25.056 -You moved your head again. -I'm a caricature. 1292 01:00:25.099 --> 01:00:26.187 The suspense is killing me. 1293 01:00:26.231 --> 01:00:27.319 I hope she gives me bigger teeth. 1294 01:00:27.362 --> 01:00:28.799 -Love big teeth. -She loves big teeth. 1295 01:00:28.842 --> 01:00:29.930 -Good to know. -[Barb] I just like how 1296 01:00:30.235 --> 01:00:32.846 everything is accentuated in the caricatures. 1297 01:00:32.890 --> 01:00:35.588 So, feel free to make my teeth as big as you want. 1298 01:00:35.632 --> 01:00:38.112 Like just real big. Like, even if it's just two eyes 1299 01:00:38.156 --> 01:00:39.766 and a bunch of teeth, that would be-- 1300 01:00:39.810 --> 01:00:41.681 Barb. Um, uh... 1301 01:00:41.725 --> 01:00:44.249 Gosh! All of a sudden, I'm... I'm not feeling so good. 1302 01:00:44.728 --> 01:00:46.904 Oh. Oh, no. Are you-- are you okay? 1303 01:00:46.947 --> 01:00:49.123 I don't know. No. I think I have the flu. 1304 01:00:49.167 --> 01:00:51.473 I think I should go lay down in the room or something. 1305 01:00:51.517 --> 01:00:53.214 Oh, Star. Do you want me to come with you? 1306 01:00:53.258 --> 01:00:54.738 No. I don't wanna ruin your day. 1307 01:00:54.781 --> 01:00:55.956 Just, uh, go snorkeling? 1308 01:00:56.000 --> 01:00:57.915 Snorkeling? In the ocean with the currents? 1309 01:00:57.958 --> 01:00:59.525 -Oh, I couldn't do that. -Oh. 1310 01:00:59.568 --> 01:01:01.309 Plus, we said we were gonna do these things together. 1311 01:01:01.570 --> 01:01:03.311 I'll just wait for you to get better. 1312 01:01:03.355 --> 01:01:05.400 Probably a few hours or so. I'm feeling very faint. 1313 01:01:05.444 --> 01:01:07.098 But, um, I'll see you-- I'll see you then. 1314 01:01:07.141 --> 01:01:09.491 -[artist] All right. I'm done. -Star. 1315 01:01:09.535 --> 01:01:11.450 [artist] And there you go. Enjoy. 1316 01:01:12.625 --> 01:01:14.714 I can see where the talking was problematic. 1317 01:01:15.280 --> 01:01:17.325 [artist] Uh-hmm. That's what your face was doing. 1318 01:01:24.681 --> 01:01:26.813 [indistinct chatter] 1319 01:01:30.861 --> 01:01:31.818 You want in? 1320 01:01:31.862 --> 01:01:34.168 Oh, no. No, thanks. 1321 01:01:35.213 --> 01:01:37.215 [phone vibrates] 1322 01:01:52.056 --> 01:01:55.755 [tropical music playing] 1323 01:02:03.589 --> 01:02:06.897 There's a current, everyone! There's a current! 1324 01:02:07.462 --> 01:02:08.637 Oh, my God. Waves. 1325 01:02:12.380 --> 01:02:13.817 ♪ Pineapple princess 1326 01:02:13.860 --> 01:02:16.689 ♪ He calls me Pineapple princess all day ♪ 1327 01:02:16.733 --> 01:02:21.694 ♪ As he plays his ukulele On the hill above the bay ♪ 1328 01:02:21.738 --> 01:02:26.090 ♪ I saw a boy on Oahu isle 1329 01:02:26.655 --> 01:02:30.311 ♪ Floatin' down the bay On a crocodile ♪ 1330 01:02:30.355 --> 01:02:32.139 ♪ He waved at me 1331 01:02:32.183 --> 01:02:34.620 ♪ And he swam ashore 1332 01:02:34.663 --> 01:02:38.232 ♪ And I knew he'd be mine Forevermore ♪ 1333 01:02:38.885 --> 01:02:40.495 ♪ Pineapple princess 1334 01:02:40.539 --> 01:02:43.324 ♪ He calls me Pineapple princess all day ♪ 1335 01:02:43.368 --> 01:02:47.459 ♪ As he plays his ukulele On the hill above the bay ♪ 1336 01:02:47.807 --> 01:02:50.157 ♪ Pineapple princess, I love you ♪ 1337 01:02:50.201 --> 01:02:52.420 ♪ You're the sweetest girl I've seen ♪ 1338 01:02:52.464 --> 01:02:54.727 ♪ Someday we're gonna marry 1339 01:02:54.771 --> 01:02:56.773 ♪ And you'll be My pineapple queen ♪ 1340 01:03:01.342 --> 01:03:02.474 Oh. 1341 01:03:09.437 --> 01:03:11.135 -[groans] -[Barb] Oh, no! 1342 01:03:11.178 --> 01:03:13.833 How are you feeling? [sighs] Let me check. 1343 01:03:14.834 --> 01:03:17.532 Oh. Yup. It's fever. A hundred and thirty-seven. 1344 01:03:17.837 --> 01:03:19.970 -Oh. -You better rest. 1345 01:03:20.622 --> 01:03:23.147 Look at you. Looks like you're getting a little tan. 1346 01:03:23.408 --> 01:03:24.801 Oh. 1347 01:03:27.194 --> 01:03:28.805 There's a skylight in the business center. 1348 01:03:28.848 --> 01:03:29.849 Oh. 1349 01:03:29.893 --> 01:03:31.329 I've been in the business center. 1350 01:03:31.372 --> 01:03:32.809 -Okay. Well, I better-- Gosh! -I don't wanna give you 1351 01:03:32.852 --> 01:03:34.245 -what I have. -I'm gonna let you get you rest. 1352 01:03:34.288 --> 01:03:35.942 -Contagious. I'm so sick. -Yeah. 1353 01:03:35.986 --> 01:03:37.683 [Barb] Yeah, I'll check in with you later. 1354 01:03:37.726 --> 01:03:41.165 ♪ He sings his song From banana trees ♪ 1355 01:03:41.208 --> 01:03:45.430 ♪ He even sings to me On his water skis ♪ 1356 01:03:45.473 --> 01:03:49.826 ♪ We went skin-divin' And beneath the blue ♪ 1357 01:03:49.869 --> 01:03:53.307 ♪ He sang and played His ukulele too ♪ 1358 01:03:53.917 --> 01:03:56.397 ♪ Pineapple princess I love you ♪ 1359 01:03:56.441 --> 01:03:58.835 ♪ You're the sweetest girl I've seen ♪ 1360 01:03:58.878 --> 01:04:00.837 ♪ Someday we're gonna marry 1361 01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:02.882 ♪ And you'll be My pineapple queen ♪ 1362 01:04:02.926 --> 01:04:06.146 [Barb] Woo! This is living! 1363 01:04:07.191 --> 01:04:08.235 Woo! 1364 01:04:13.153 --> 01:04:15.286 [murmuring] Mm. 1365 01:04:17.070 --> 01:04:18.376 These just arrived. 1366 01:04:23.990 --> 01:04:27.951 Well, looks like Edgar is distracting himself. 1367 01:04:28.777 --> 01:04:29.778 Hmm. 1368 01:04:31.563 --> 01:04:33.478 Well, she is beautiful. 1369 01:04:34.392 --> 01:04:36.307 You want me to take care of them? 1370 01:04:37.134 --> 01:04:40.485 No, Yoyo. I'll handle this. 1371 01:04:41.790 --> 01:04:44.228 [birds chirping] 1372 01:04:46.056 --> 01:04:47.448 [grunting] 1373 01:04:50.103 --> 01:04:52.714 Ow! Oh, my-- Ow! 1374 01:04:53.715 --> 01:04:56.501 -Here! -Oh, my. 1375 01:04:56.544 --> 01:04:57.850 Take my calloused hand. 1376 01:05:00.244 --> 01:05:02.594 [Barb] Oh. That's very calloused. 1377 01:05:02.637 --> 01:05:04.944 Wow! Feels like barnacles. 1378 01:05:04.988 --> 01:05:07.120 Oh, yeah. I fell on my elbow. 1379 01:05:07.164 --> 01:05:09.122 It's all right. It'll be fine. 1380 01:05:09.166 --> 01:05:12.299 What is such a beautiful woman doing all alone out here? 1381 01:05:13.126 --> 01:05:14.432 in the sticks? 1382 01:05:15.041 --> 01:05:18.088 Oh. I'm just changing into my regular clothes. 1383 01:05:18.131 --> 01:05:20.568 I-- I'm sorry. I thought it was private here. 1384 01:05:20.612 --> 01:05:21.743 [man] Give me your arm. 1385 01:05:21.787 --> 01:05:23.049 -What? -[man] Your arm. 1386 01:05:23.093 --> 01:05:23.963 Oh. 1387 01:05:25.747 --> 01:05:26.748 Thank you. 1388 01:05:27.924 --> 01:05:29.751 What do you mean regular clothes? 1389 01:05:29.795 --> 01:05:31.492 It's a long story. I'm on vacation, 1390 01:05:31.536 --> 01:05:33.059 and my friend is sick, 1391 01:05:33.103 --> 01:05:34.974 and I've been pretending that I'm doing nothing, 1392 01:05:35.018 --> 01:05:36.889 but I've been doing everything. 1393 01:05:36.933 --> 01:05:38.238 Anyway, I feel bad. 1394 01:05:38.543 --> 01:05:40.937 But I have to admit, I also have never felt more alive. 1395 01:05:40.980 --> 01:05:42.112 Am I a bad friend? 1396 01:05:42.677 --> 01:05:43.983 You could only be a friend 1397 01:05:44.027 --> 01:05:45.942 if you're a friend to yourself first. 1398 01:05:45.985 --> 01:05:47.682 That is where you find your truth. 1399 01:05:47.987 --> 01:05:49.554 What if I don't know my truth? 1400 01:05:49.597 --> 01:05:51.730 -[man] What if you do? -Oh. 1401 01:05:51.773 --> 01:05:53.950 [man] You are finding your courage, your voice. 1402 01:05:54.733 --> 01:05:56.996 -You're being delivered. -I am? 1403 01:05:57.040 --> 01:05:59.085 It is time to mount the wind and ride it 1404 01:05:59.129 --> 01:06:02.045 with the fierceness of a hippopotamus. 1405 01:06:03.437 --> 01:06:04.438 Okay. 1406 01:06:05.091 --> 01:06:06.440 -Ha-hoya! -Oh. 1407 01:06:07.789 --> 01:06:10.531 -You are rising. -[Barb] Oh, my God. 1408 01:06:10.575 --> 01:06:14.013 Your truth is that you are a phoenix. 1409 01:06:15.406 --> 01:06:17.408 Dumbledore's bird. 1410 01:06:18.061 --> 01:06:20.628 -[man] Who? -Dumbledore. 1411 01:06:21.368 --> 01:06:24.981 I must leave now... to finish my swamp walk. 1412 01:06:26.243 --> 01:06:29.986 Remember, your shimmer is on the horizon. 1413 01:06:31.900 --> 01:06:34.512 My shimmer? How did you know that? 1414 01:06:35.208 --> 01:06:36.470 It's what I do. 1415 01:06:38.255 --> 01:06:40.866 Wait. Sir, I'm sorry, what was your name. 1416 01:06:41.736 --> 01:06:42.999 The name is Tommy. 1417 01:06:44.522 --> 01:06:45.697 Tommy Bahama. 1418 01:06:45.740 --> 01:06:49.831 [gasps] 1419 01:06:50.093 --> 01:06:51.877 [bird calling] 1420 01:06:53.661 --> 01:06:55.054 What the fu... 1421 01:06:55.098 --> 01:06:56.708 -[sneezes] -Bless you. 1422 01:06:56.751 --> 01:06:57.883 Thank you. 1423 01:06:59.363 --> 01:07:02.627 Edgar, what are we gonna do when this trip is over? 1424 01:07:02.670 --> 01:07:04.585 Let's not talk about the future. 1425 01:07:04.629 --> 01:07:06.326 I just wanna spend every moment we have 1426 01:07:06.370 --> 01:07:09.199 discovering different levels of specialness in you. 1427 01:07:09.242 --> 01:07:11.288 Oh, you're so amazing. 1428 01:07:11.331 --> 01:07:13.507 I have so many feelings in my heart. 1429 01:07:13.551 --> 01:07:15.031 Just incredible and amazing. 1430 01:07:15.074 --> 01:07:16.423 I have those feelings too. 1431 01:07:22.647 --> 01:07:24.736 You've been pleasuring me a lot lately. 1432 01:07:24.779 --> 01:07:27.217 In that last position, your dong went really deep. 1433 01:07:28.218 --> 01:07:30.611 I think your dong went all the way up and... 1434 01:07:32.048 --> 01:07:33.310 touched my heart. 1435 01:07:34.485 --> 01:07:35.790 So, what do we do now? 1436 01:07:35.834 --> 01:07:37.314 I mean, do you still just want 1437 01:07:37.357 --> 01:07:39.490 meaningless flings or something more... 1438 01:07:39.533 --> 01:07:40.404 Official? 1439 01:07:42.014 --> 01:07:43.015 What? 1440 01:07:44.364 --> 01:07:45.583 Oh, Star! 1441 01:07:54.244 --> 01:07:57.290 Oh, I have to go. I have... I have a business meeting. 1442 01:07:57.334 --> 01:07:59.118 Oh, business meeting. 1443 01:07:59.162 --> 01:08:01.816 Oh, no. I wish I could tell you more about my job, 1444 01:08:01.860 --> 01:08:03.253 -but-- -No. No. Come on. 1445 01:08:03.296 --> 01:08:05.907 What else is there to know? You're a clam inspector, 1446 01:08:05.951 --> 01:08:07.561 and you're in town on top business. 1447 01:08:14.655 --> 01:08:15.961 Okay. 1448 01:08:16.004 --> 01:08:17.049 [chuckles] 1449 01:08:25.144 --> 01:08:26.102 [sighs] 1450 01:08:27.277 --> 01:08:30.106 Gosh, he smells so good. 1451 01:08:31.716 --> 01:08:32.846 Is this right? 1452 01:08:33.586 --> 01:08:35.633 [sighs] What about Barb? 1453 01:08:37.939 --> 01:08:39.810 I'm in a big pickle, little crab. 1454 01:08:41.769 --> 01:08:43.075 What am I gonna do? 1455 01:08:44.859 --> 01:08:48.514 [crab] Go with your heart. Love is rare. 1456 01:08:49.125 --> 01:08:50.822 True friends forgive. 1457 01:08:51.952 --> 01:08:54.304 Oh. Well, that makes me feel better. 1458 01:08:54.346 --> 01:08:56.001 -I-- -To a point. 1459 01:08:56.044 --> 01:08:59.569 Well, it depends what you do and how long your lie lasts. 1460 01:08:59.917 --> 01:09:02.006 Now, if you really "F" her over, 1461 01:09:02.050 --> 01:09:04.357 she is not gonna talk to you again. 1462 01:09:04.705 --> 01:09:08.187 Oh. Well, thanks a lot. 1463 01:09:09.622 --> 01:09:11.930 [sighs] Shoot! I should probably get going. 1464 01:09:11.973 --> 01:09:12.974 [crab] The name's Morgan. 1465 01:09:13.452 --> 01:09:15.934 Morgan Freemond, with a "D." 1466 01:09:16.630 --> 01:09:18.979 Okay. Well, maybe I'll see you around. 1467 01:09:19.023 --> 01:09:21.287 [Morgan laughs] You won't. 1468 01:09:21.940 --> 01:09:24.769 I am going into the ocean tonight 1469 01:09:24.812 --> 01:09:26.771 and I shall never return. 1470 01:09:27.511 --> 01:09:29.991 Oh, I have lived a full life. 1471 01:09:30.035 --> 01:09:33.865 Bathed in the sun. Slept in the sand. 1472 01:09:33.907 --> 01:09:37.912 I was in jail. Even drove an old lady around, 1473 01:09:37.956 --> 01:09:41.219 and taught her about tolerance and true friendship. 1474 01:09:41.264 --> 01:09:43.569 But that kid is long gone. 1475 01:09:44.180 --> 01:09:47.139 This old crab is all that's left. 1476 01:09:47.835 --> 01:09:49.488 [epic theme music playing] 1477 01:09:50.055 --> 01:09:52.492 Goodbye, me. 1478 01:10:03.938 --> 01:10:06.289 [Darlie] Psst! Get me tonight. I'm having a yard sale. 1479 01:10:06.332 --> 01:10:07.986 And it's going better than I thought. 1480 01:10:08.029 --> 01:10:11.555 So, the microchip is inside. Keep it private. 1481 01:10:11.598 --> 01:10:14.906 Darlie Bunkle. Age, 41. Weight, 179. Damn it! 1482 01:10:17.255 --> 01:10:18.692 [piano music playing] 1483 01:10:18.736 --> 01:10:20.477 [Barb] Oh, my gosh. 1484 01:10:20.520 --> 01:10:22.218 I love this place. 1485 01:10:22.261 --> 01:10:23.958 I love this bar. I love the food. 1486 01:10:24.002 --> 01:10:27.613 I love the way Richard's music always lift my spirits. Oh! 1487 01:10:27.657 --> 01:10:29.834 ♪ Several of my friends From high school ♪ 1488 01:10:29.877 --> 01:10:32.315 ♪ Have recently passed 1489 01:10:33.577 --> 01:10:36.232 ♪ Seth, Gabe, Grant All dead... ♪ 1490 01:10:37.450 --> 01:10:39.974 That one's a little dark, but I love it here. 1491 01:10:40.018 --> 01:10:41.280 We love having you, Barb. 1492 01:10:41.324 --> 01:10:42.846 Aw, that's so sweet. 1493 01:10:42.889 --> 01:10:43.934 [Jeff] Hey, Barb. 1494 01:10:43.978 --> 01:10:45.675 -Jeff. -Ready for the banana boat? 1495 01:10:45.719 --> 01:10:47.024 -Oh, yes. -All right. 1496 01:10:47.068 --> 01:10:48.460 Gosh! I forgot we were doing this. 1497 01:10:48.505 --> 01:10:49.897 -Put this on. -Is it okay 1498 01:10:49.941 --> 01:10:51.638 if I just wear my culottes? I forgot. 1499 01:10:51.682 --> 01:10:53.161 -Yeah. -Great. 1500 01:10:53.205 --> 01:10:54.772 Just helping you ready 'cause you're in 1501 01:10:54.815 --> 01:10:56.033 for a real tit flapper. 1502 01:10:56.077 --> 01:10:57.818 Jeff, really? 1503 01:10:57.862 --> 01:10:59.298 It's what it does. 1504 01:10:59.342 --> 01:11:01.300 Your skin jiggles, your tits start flapping. 1505 01:11:01.344 --> 01:11:04.260 -Anyway, after you. -Oh, okay. 1506 01:11:04.303 --> 01:11:05.696 Oh, I'm so excited. 1507 01:11:05.738 --> 01:11:07.306 I'm, you know, feeling a little guilty. 1508 01:11:07.350 --> 01:11:09.656 I supposed to be doing this with Star. [chuckles] 1509 01:11:10.527 --> 01:11:11.484 You know what? 1510 01:11:11.789 --> 01:11:14.051 I'm gonna wait till she's feeling better, 1511 01:11:14.094 --> 01:11:15.487 'cause this the one thing 1512 01:11:15.532 --> 01:11:18.448 that we really, really, really wanted to do together. 1513 01:11:18.491 --> 01:11:20.188 [dramatic music playing] 1514 01:11:21.102 --> 01:11:21.973 Star? 1515 01:11:22.974 --> 01:11:24.148 [Star giggling] 1516 01:11:25.672 --> 01:11:26.804 Ya-ya-yow! 1517 01:11:29.807 --> 01:11:30.895 That's hot. 1518 01:11:33.462 --> 01:11:35.029 [Star chuckles] 1519 01:11:36.204 --> 01:11:37.902 Look, Star, I... 1520 01:11:39.032 --> 01:11:40.121 I really like you. 1521 01:11:40.165 --> 01:11:42.602 Oh, my God. Yes, I will. 1522 01:11:43.473 --> 01:11:44.865 -What? -Hmm? 1523 01:11:45.910 --> 01:11:49.870 Oh. Oh. Nothing. Never mind. I thought you were-- It wasn't. 1524 01:11:50.262 --> 01:11:52.699 It's not. It's okay. Never mind. [chuckles] 1525 01:11:52.743 --> 01:11:55.136 -My head is just a little... -[cell phone rings] 1526 01:11:57.748 --> 01:11:58.879 That's my cell phone. 1527 01:11:58.923 --> 01:12:00.664 -Oh. Phew! -Yeah. 1528 01:12:02.230 --> 01:12:05.233 It's work. I should probably take this. 1529 01:12:05.277 --> 01:12:06.278 Okay. 1530 01:12:06.670 --> 01:12:07.758 See each other soon? 1531 01:12:08.193 --> 01:12:09.281 -Okay. -Star. 1532 01:12:09.325 --> 01:12:10.761 Yeah? 1533 01:12:10.804 --> 01:12:12.110 I've never been this happy. 1534 01:12:12.458 --> 01:12:13.459 Really? 1535 01:12:14.242 --> 01:12:15.243 Oh. 1536 01:12:15.679 --> 01:12:17.245 -[mumbling] Musical. -What? 1537 01:12:17.637 --> 01:12:22.338 Uh-uh. I've gonna be... [chuckles, mumbles] 1538 01:12:22.380 --> 01:12:23.948 -I didn't get it. -[chuckles] 1539 01:12:23.991 --> 01:12:25.950 I'm gonna be-- Yeah. [chuckles] 1540 01:12:26.690 --> 01:12:29.475 Okay. [mumbles, chuckles] 1541 01:12:30.128 --> 01:12:31.303 Hmm? 1542 01:12:33.305 --> 01:12:34.523 [elevator door dings] 1543 01:12:39.746 --> 01:12:41.661 -[elevator door dings] -[dramatic music playing] 1544 01:12:41.705 --> 01:12:43.010 [panting] 1545 01:12:44.882 --> 01:12:45.883 Star. 1546 01:12:48.014 --> 01:12:50.670 [Edgar] Well, I don't know how much clearer I can be. 1547 01:12:53.760 --> 01:12:55.632 I've changed my mind. 1548 01:12:55.675 --> 01:12:57.155 I see now, you've been using me. 1549 01:12:57.198 --> 01:12:59.462 [Dr. Lady] Edgar, don't be silly. 1550 01:12:59.505 --> 01:13:00.898 We're almost at the finish line. 1551 01:13:00.941 --> 01:13:04.075 And you and I can be official. 1552 01:13:04.335 --> 01:13:05.598 Don't even try. 1553 01:13:05.642 --> 01:13:07.600 You know, I've figured it all out. 1554 01:13:07.644 --> 01:13:09.602 You pretended to loved me. 1555 01:13:09.646 --> 01:13:11.169 You made me a bunch of promises 1556 01:13:11.212 --> 01:13:12.562 so that I would come down here 1557 01:13:12.605 --> 01:13:14.564 and place the receiver on the stage, 1558 01:13:14.607 --> 01:13:16.522 in the middle of the Seafood Jam party, 1559 01:13:16.566 --> 01:13:18.437 that will attract thousands of deadly mosquitoes 1560 01:13:18.481 --> 01:13:20.439 that are gonna kill thousands of people. 1561 01:13:20.483 --> 01:13:22.049 [woman] Excuse me. 1562 01:13:22.093 --> 01:13:25.618 Did you get that leaf and pearl necklace down by the boardwalk? 1563 01:13:25.662 --> 01:13:29.230 [whispering] Oh, yes. I got it at Baleafy Ornate. 1564 01:13:29.273 --> 01:13:30.580 I'm sorry. What? 1565 01:13:30.623 --> 01:13:33.017 -Baleafy Ornate. -What? 1566 01:13:33.059 --> 01:13:35.454 And not that you care, but I have met someone. 1567 01:13:35.498 --> 01:13:38.544 And unlike you, I know-- I know what real love feels like, 1568 01:13:38.588 --> 01:13:40.677 and it is not how you've treated me. 1569 01:13:41.416 --> 01:13:44.898 -It feels amazing and special. -[Dr. Lady] Oh, Edgar, 1570 01:13:44.942 --> 01:13:47.248 I really hate to be the one to tell you this. 1571 01:13:47.291 --> 01:13:48.815 You know, you-- your girlfriend 1572 01:13:48.859 --> 01:13:51.209 and her little partner, the ones with the fluffy hair 1573 01:13:51.252 --> 01:13:53.864 -and the culottes. -How do you know about them? 1574 01:13:53.907 --> 01:13:57.476 Their spies, Edgar. They're not who they say they are 1575 01:13:57.520 --> 01:13:59.434 and they've been playing you all along. 1576 01:14:00.610 --> 01:14:02.481 -You're lying. -[Dr. Lady] I wish I was. 1577 01:14:02.525 --> 01:14:03.439 Luckily, 1578 01:14:03.787 --> 01:14:06.224 I have some inside sources at their agency. 1579 01:14:06.267 --> 01:14:07.746 What agency? Who do they work for? 1580 01:14:08.052 --> 01:14:12.404 -The H...P... V. 1581 01:14:13.623 --> 01:14:15.625 -Sounds familiar. -[Dr. Lady] Check your emails. 1582 01:14:15.668 --> 01:14:17.975 We've intercepted some of the photos they've sent back 1583 01:14:18.018 --> 01:14:19.585 to headquarters. I think you'll find 1584 01:14:19.629 --> 01:14:21.544 there are some interesting ones. 1585 01:14:24.503 --> 01:14:27.027 It all looks very fun. 1586 01:14:27.071 --> 01:14:29.202 -Star, no. -Oh, 1587 01:14:29.246 --> 01:14:30.422 I know, Edgar, 1588 01:14:30.770 --> 01:14:33.643 this must hurt that she lied to you about loving you. 1589 01:14:34.121 --> 01:14:35.514 And I don't blame you 1590 01:14:35.558 --> 01:14:37.429 about running into the arms of another woman. 1591 01:14:37.473 --> 01:14:39.648 I hadn't been there for you, and I'm so sorry. 1592 01:14:39.692 --> 01:14:43.696 Let's get away after this, find a little place in Portugal 1593 01:14:43.740 --> 01:14:45.742 where we can be official. 1594 01:14:45.785 --> 01:14:48.571 I got the necklace at Baleafy Ornate. 1595 01:14:48.614 --> 01:14:51.138 -I cannot hear you. What? -Baleafy Ornate. 1596 01:14:51.182 --> 01:14:52.139 It's called Baleafy Ornate! 1597 01:14:52.575 --> 01:14:54.402 It sells everything bay leaf! 1598 01:14:54.446 --> 01:14:57.275 It's a play on words! My God, lady! 1599 01:14:57.318 --> 01:14:58.318 Okay. 1600 01:15:00.321 --> 01:15:01.627 -Oh. -[glass shatters] 1601 01:15:04.717 --> 01:15:05.892 [Barb] Sorry I yelled. 1602 01:15:06.414 --> 01:15:07.285 -Sorry. -Shit! 1603 01:15:07.764 --> 01:15:08.852 What shit? 1604 01:15:09.156 --> 01:15:10.984 It was Barb, the other one. She was listening 1605 01:15:11.028 --> 01:15:12.725 at the door. Damn, they're good... 1606 01:15:12.769 --> 01:15:14.901 spies. I can't believe this. 1607 01:15:15.423 --> 01:15:18.601 Edgar, you listen to me and you listen to me good. 1608 01:15:27.392 --> 01:15:29.263 -Edgar? -I'm listening. 1609 01:15:29.307 --> 01:15:31.222 Okay. I just wanted to make sure you could still hear me. 1610 01:15:31.264 --> 01:15:33.093 Sometimes the connection in here... 1611 01:15:33.137 --> 01:15:34.050 Anyway, 1612 01:15:34.442 --> 01:15:37.968 I need you to find those two. And kill them. 1613 01:15:41.406 --> 01:15:42.407 Star. 1614 01:15:43.755 --> 01:15:44.757 Star! 1615 01:15:46.454 --> 01:15:47.891 [coughs] 1616 01:15:47.934 --> 01:15:50.110 Oh, don't bother pretending to be sick anymore. 1617 01:15:50.154 --> 01:15:51.938 I know all about your little lies. 1618 01:15:51.982 --> 01:15:54.027 And I know all about you and Edgar. 1619 01:15:54.071 --> 01:15:56.116 And guess what? He's a bad man! 1620 01:15:56.160 --> 01:15:57.465 And he's gonna do something terrible! 1621 01:15:57.857 --> 01:15:59.076 -What? -He's following orders 1622 01:15:59.511 --> 01:16:00.817 from someone. I overheard him on the phone with his boss. 1623 01:16:00.860 --> 01:16:01.818 His boss from Clamco? 1624 01:16:02.121 --> 01:16:04.342 No, Star! He lied to you! He's a killer! 1625 01:16:04.385 --> 01:16:05.430 A killer? 1626 01:16:06.213 --> 01:16:09.652 But, Barb, what you're saying is ridiculous. 1627 01:16:09.695 --> 01:16:11.523 There's nothing ridiculous about what I'm saying. 1628 01:16:11.567 --> 01:16:13.438 Edgar put a receiver in the middle of the Seafood Jam 1629 01:16:13.481 --> 01:16:15.614 that'll trigger deadly mosquitos that'll fly into the crowd 1630 01:16:15.657 --> 01:16:17.616 and sting everybody with their killer tails! 1631 01:16:18.530 --> 01:16:20.924 Why are you doing this? [gasps] 1632 01:16:22.882 --> 01:16:25.189 -You're making this all up! -Oh, come on. 1633 01:16:25.232 --> 01:16:26.364 I cannot believe you. 1634 01:16:26.407 --> 01:16:29.148 You're mad because Edgar picked me! 1635 01:16:29.193 --> 01:16:31.282 Get me a break. I am not mad about that. 1636 01:16:31.325 --> 01:16:33.153 And I am not making it up. 1637 01:16:33.806 --> 01:16:35.939 -I'm calling the police. -[scoffs] Fine. 1638 01:16:37.984 --> 01:16:39.725 Jeff's Banana Boats? 1639 01:16:40.639 --> 01:16:41.814 I didn't go through with it. 1640 01:16:41.858 --> 01:16:43.686 While I was lying here in my deathbed? 1641 01:16:43.728 --> 01:16:45.339 -You weren't sick. -You didn't know that? 1642 01:16:45.383 --> 01:16:47.472 -Because you lied. -So did you. 1643 01:16:47.514 --> 01:16:48.647 [both scoff] 1644 01:16:51.344 --> 01:16:52.956 I should have gone on that banana boat. 1645 01:16:52.999 --> 01:16:54.566 -I wish I did. -Oh. 1646 01:16:54.610 --> 01:16:57.700 [Edgar] I hear it's a real tit flapper. 1647 01:16:58.570 --> 01:16:59.440 [gasps] 1648 01:17:01.268 --> 01:17:02.922 [dispatcher] 911, what's your emergency? 1649 01:17:02.966 --> 01:17:04.315 Uh, never mind. 1650 01:17:04.358 --> 01:17:08.885 I thought I saw a burglar but it was a... turtle. 1651 01:17:10.495 --> 01:17:14.630 [suspenseful music playing] 1652 01:17:21.724 --> 01:17:23.377 [Dr. Lady] Yoyo, where are you? 1653 01:17:23.421 --> 01:17:24.987 The mosquitoes are almost there. 1654 01:17:25.423 --> 01:17:26.337 Goodie. 1655 01:17:27.032 --> 01:17:29.818 And, remember, don't keep the steering wheel too straight. 1656 01:17:29.862 --> 01:17:32.255 Lots of tiny movements, left to right. 1657 01:17:34.954 --> 01:17:37.087 [groans] I wish we wouldn't have had these ropes. 1658 01:17:37.130 --> 01:17:38.784 -[grunting] -Stop squirming. 1659 01:17:39.350 --> 01:17:41.831 Believe me this is better. I'm supposed to kill you guys. 1660 01:17:41.874 --> 01:17:44.660 What? Who said to kill us? Edgar, what is happening? 1661 01:17:44.702 --> 01:17:47.358 -Ow! Our bracelets are sharp. -These bracelets really hurt. 1662 01:17:47.401 --> 01:17:49.403 -They're sharp. I know. -They're sharp, be careful 1663 01:17:49.447 --> 01:17:51.666 with that. And we-- [groans] 1664 01:17:51.710 --> 01:17:54.278 Edgar, you lied to me! 1665 01:17:54.321 --> 01:17:57.368 You should talk. I know all about the HPV. 1666 01:17:58.761 --> 01:18:00.545 Okay. Look, I was gonna tell you about that. 1667 01:18:00.588 --> 01:18:03.026 A lot of people have it. I mean, you probably have it. 1668 01:18:03.068 --> 01:18:05.332 What? Stop trying to confuse me. 1669 01:18:06.029 --> 01:18:08.466 Star, I thought you we're different. 1670 01:18:08.509 --> 01:18:09.728 Edgar. 1671 01:18:09.772 --> 01:18:11.295 Don't let him bamboozled you, Star. 1672 01:18:11.338 --> 01:18:12.949 He's a murderer. Tell her. 1673 01:18:12.992 --> 01:18:15.734 -You're not who you say you are. -You're not who you say you are. 1674 01:18:15.778 --> 01:18:18.344 We are who we are. We're Barb and Star. 1675 01:18:18.389 --> 01:18:21.478 Unlike you, Edgar, you big effin' liar. 1676 01:18:21.522 --> 01:18:22.523 Huh? 1677 01:18:22.567 --> 01:18:24.395 God, I knew this wasn't real. 1678 01:18:24.438 --> 01:18:26.397 And no one could ever love me again. 1679 01:18:26.440 --> 01:18:28.573 God, I'm in so much grief right now. 1680 01:18:28.616 --> 01:18:31.271 -Goodbye, ladies. -[Barb] Edgar, please wait. 1681 01:18:31.315 --> 01:18:32.969 A lot of innocent people will die. 1682 01:18:33.012 --> 01:18:34.753 [Star] At least tell us why? 1683 01:18:34.797 --> 01:18:37.451 Why you would ever be involved with such an awful thing? 1684 01:18:40.759 --> 01:18:44.154 [sighs] Fine. I'll tell you. 1685 01:18:46.460 --> 01:18:49.942 -Oh, he pulled up a chair. -It's gonna be a long story. 1686 01:18:49.986 --> 01:18:52.118 When I was seven years old my father 1687 01:18:52.162 --> 01:18:53.859 left my mom, my eleven sisters, and me. 1688 01:18:53.903 --> 01:18:56.296 -[whispering] Use your bracelet. -[Edgar] I was the oldest, 1689 01:18:56.340 --> 01:18:57.820 so I had to support us. 1690 01:18:58.821 --> 01:19:00.213 We had no money. 1691 01:19:01.519 --> 01:19:04.348 I did odd jobs. I built lawnmowers for Honda. 1692 01:19:04.391 --> 01:19:06.219 I even tried to sell my poop to farmers 1693 01:19:06.263 --> 01:19:08.004 saying that it was fertilizer. 1694 01:19:09.179 --> 01:19:10.571 It was never enough. 1695 01:19:11.181 --> 01:19:13.618 One day, a woman wearing a cape 1696 01:19:13.661 --> 01:19:16.752 and bag over her head put $50 in my cup. 1697 01:19:18.492 --> 01:19:20.407 -Oh. Hmm. -Oh. Mm-hmm. 1698 01:19:22.670 --> 01:19:23.846 She started to seduce me 1699 01:19:23.889 --> 01:19:25.456 as the errands became more criminal. 1700 01:19:25.499 --> 01:19:27.458 -[grunting] -I fell under her spell. 1701 01:19:28.111 --> 01:19:29.460 I thought it was love. 1702 01:19:32.332 --> 01:19:33.943 I would do anything for her. 1703 01:19:33.986 --> 01:19:36.249 We'd always talk about this particular plan. 1704 01:19:36.293 --> 01:19:37.424 Her life's work. 1705 01:19:38.295 --> 01:19:39.818 When it came time to help her, I said, Yes. 1706 01:19:40.166 --> 01:19:41.777 Of course, I had my reservations, 1707 01:19:41.820 --> 01:19:42.821 but... 1708 01:19:43.866 --> 01:19:47.391 But she said when it was over, we could be an official couple. 1709 01:19:47.434 --> 01:19:50.481 That's all I wanted at the time. That's all I've ever wanted. 1710 01:19:51.699 --> 01:19:53.309 People do crazy things for love. 1711 01:19:54.398 --> 01:19:56.530 Yeah, but, I mean, killing people, that's... 1712 01:19:56.574 --> 01:19:57.793 that's a lot. 1713 01:19:58.228 --> 01:20:00.839 Yeah, it's a lot of people. That's... that's a little crazy. 1714 01:20:00.883 --> 01:20:03.320 Is it? Wouldn't you have done it for Carmine? 1715 01:20:05.322 --> 01:20:06.627 And you for Ron? 1716 01:20:09.021 --> 01:20:10.588 Wait. 1717 01:20:10.630 --> 01:20:12.851 How do you know about Barb's dead husband, Ron Quicksilver? 1718 01:20:12.895 --> 01:20:14.592 -Wait. -She told me 1719 01:20:14.635 --> 01:20:16.072 -when she came to see me. -Oh. 1720 01:20:16.115 --> 01:20:17.900 That night on the foot bridge right before you did. 1721 01:20:17.943 --> 01:20:20.076 Well, you weren't supposed to say that. 1722 01:20:20.598 --> 01:20:23.601 Goodbye, Barb and Star. Whoever you are. 1723 01:20:27.039 --> 01:20:30.085 Okay. We can talk about it. Let's just talk about it. 1724 01:20:30.129 --> 01:20:32.436 It's-- It was a long time ago. A long time. 1725 01:20:33.132 --> 01:20:35.134 [MC] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome 1726 01:20:35.178 --> 01:20:37.920 to the 49th Annual Seafood Jam, 1727 01:20:38.616 --> 01:20:40.270 where the clams are hot 1728 01:20:40.313 --> 01:20:42.880 and the crowd is on the older side. 1729 01:20:42.925 --> 01:20:44.840 [indistinct chatter] 1730 01:20:46.102 --> 01:20:47.407 People are gonna die! 1731 01:20:47.451 --> 01:20:49.061 -We have to find Edgar! -You're right, 1732 01:20:49.105 --> 01:20:51.368 but by me agreeing with you about having to stop Edgar, 1733 01:20:51.411 --> 01:20:53.239 I don't agree about stopping being mad at you. 1734 01:20:53.282 --> 01:20:55.198 We agree to go. But I want you to know 1735 01:20:55.241 --> 01:20:56.895 that I'm frustrated and hurt 1736 01:20:56.939 --> 01:20:58.549 and I'm really freaking pissed off. 1737 01:20:58.592 --> 01:21:00.856 I'm freaking pissed off too. It's not that I'm copying you 1738 01:21:00.898 --> 01:21:01.987 -It's because I am. -Fine. 1739 01:21:06.469 --> 01:21:07.688 Hello. 1740 01:21:07.732 --> 01:21:08.776 [both] Hi. 1741 01:21:12.519 --> 01:21:14.434 [dramatic music playing] 1742 01:21:16.132 --> 01:21:17.829 [seagulls calling] 1743 01:21:23.530 --> 01:21:24.749 [both gasp] 1744 01:21:26.794 --> 01:21:28.927 -[Dr. Lady] Oh, hello. -[both gasp] 1745 01:21:29.406 --> 01:21:31.321 Enjoying your vacation? 1746 01:21:32.496 --> 01:21:33.932 -Well, um... -Oh, um... 1747 01:21:33.976 --> 01:21:36.326 -It started out fine. -...supposed to be a friend trip 1748 01:21:36.369 --> 01:21:37.980 -We got here and we were... -And we got here. 1749 01:21:38.023 --> 01:21:39.546 -No, I didn't-- -[Barb overlapping] 1750 01:21:39.590 --> 01:21:41.940 The first night, we went out to loosen up a little bit. 1751 01:21:41.984 --> 01:21:44.594 That's when we meet Edgar, which was not a good idea. 1752 01:21:44.638 --> 01:21:47.076 Edgar and I started hanging out, and I was lying to Barb, 1753 01:21:47.119 --> 01:21:49.034 -which I shouldn't have done... -I met Tommy Bahama. 1754 01:21:49.077 --> 01:21:50.993 -You met Tommy Bahama? Anyway... -Then we discovered-- 1755 01:21:51.036 --> 01:21:52.081 Enough! 1756 01:21:52.516 --> 01:21:56.302 I have set up one last excursion for the two of you. 1757 01:21:56.346 --> 01:21:58.652 [snickers] It's more of a game, really. 1758 01:21:58.696 --> 01:22:04.005 The rules are you get to choose how you die. 1759 01:22:04.049 --> 01:22:05.181 -What? -What? 1760 01:22:05.616 --> 01:22:07.400 You can either jump off that cliff behind you 1761 01:22:07.443 --> 01:22:09.707 hitting every sharp rock on the way down, 1762 01:22:09.750 --> 01:22:11.535 ripping your skin at every bounce 1763 01:22:11.577 --> 01:22:14.581 or you can stay here and have dinner 1764 01:22:15.452 --> 01:22:18.846 with, um... my new friends. 1765 01:22:18.889 --> 01:22:20.370 -[growling] -There are two 1766 01:22:20.674 --> 01:22:24.330 very hungry hot alligators in those crates. 1767 01:22:24.374 --> 01:22:25.592 [both] Alligators? 1768 01:22:25.636 --> 01:22:27.159 -Oh, please. No, no... -No, no, no... 1769 01:22:27.202 --> 01:22:30.641 That's what you get for getting in my way. 1770 01:22:31.684 --> 01:22:36.125 Now, you can kiss your middle-aged, flat, wide asses... 1771 01:22:36.907 --> 01:22:37.778 [both gasp] 1772 01:22:39.519 --> 01:22:40.693 ...goodbye. 1773 01:22:40.737 --> 01:22:41.869 -Please wait! -Oh, my gosh! 1774 01:22:42.130 --> 01:22:44.046 [Star] No, no, no, no, no, no. 1775 01:22:46.744 --> 01:22:48.964 Thanks a lot, Star, for making me come on this trip. 1776 01:22:49.007 --> 01:22:50.704 Now, we're gonna die just like I predicted. 1777 01:22:50.748 --> 01:22:52.706 Oh, will you just stop your complaining for once? 1778 01:22:52.750 --> 01:22:54.056 Seems to me like you've been having the time 1779 01:22:54.099 --> 01:22:55.927 -of your life here. -Oh, I sure have. 1780 01:22:55.971 --> 01:22:58.886 -[growling] -[both whimpering] 1781 01:22:59.148 --> 01:23:02.412 [suspenseful music playing] 1782 01:23:10.594 --> 01:23:12.726 When we get to heaven, we're not living with each other, 1783 01:23:12.770 --> 01:23:14.511 and we're not running around playing harps 1784 01:23:14.554 --> 01:23:15.512 in our halos and wings! 1785 01:23:16.165 --> 01:23:18.471 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not even gonna look for you up there! 1786 01:23:18.514 --> 01:23:20.517 I'm gonna find the farthest cloud away from you. 1787 01:23:20.559 --> 01:23:22.214 And I'm gonna find Betsy Ross! 1788 01:23:22.258 --> 01:23:24.129 And I'm gonna be best friends with her. 1789 01:23:24.173 --> 01:23:26.349 And we're gonna ignore you at all the parties. 1790 01:23:27.785 --> 01:23:29.830 [whimpering] 1791 01:23:31.136 --> 01:23:33.138 I guess we're gonna die on bad terms. 1792 01:23:33.182 --> 01:23:34.487 I guess you're right. 1793 01:23:35.271 --> 01:23:37.751 [dramatic music playing] 1794 01:23:43.105 --> 01:23:44.628 [screaming] 1795 01:23:47.630 --> 01:23:48.980 [parachute flapping] 1796 01:23:50.416 --> 01:23:52.331 [dramatic music playing] 1797 01:23:54.377 --> 01:23:56.553 -Our culottes! -They're natural parachutes. 1798 01:24:09.305 --> 01:24:11.437 [gasping] 1799 01:24:13.612 --> 01:24:15.267 I'm so sorry. Oh! 1800 01:24:15.311 --> 01:24:17.226 So sorry. Lying to you was the hardest thing 1801 01:24:17.269 --> 01:24:18.443 I've ever had to do. 1802 01:24:18.487 --> 01:24:20.228 -I'm sorry too. -No. This is all my fault. 1803 01:24:20.272 --> 01:24:21.925 None of this will be happening if I hadn't suggested 1804 01:24:21.969 --> 01:24:23.580 coming on this trip in the first place. 1805 01:24:23.623 --> 01:24:25.973 Are you kidding? I've had the time of my life here. 1806 01:24:26.017 --> 01:24:27.714 I've done things I never thought I would do. 1807 01:24:27.758 --> 01:24:29.716 -I went in the ocean, Star. -[gasps] 1808 01:24:29.760 --> 01:24:31.936 -And I got my labia pierced. -What? 1809 01:24:31.978 --> 01:24:34.112 I took it out. Immediately took it out. 1810 01:24:34.156 --> 01:24:36.201 I should never have spent all that time with Edgar 1811 01:24:36.245 --> 01:24:38.073 behind your back. I should've told you. 1812 01:24:38.116 --> 01:24:40.597 I know you're only trying to protect my feelings. 1813 01:24:40.639 --> 01:24:42.294 And I'm so happy you found love. 1814 01:24:42.338 --> 01:24:43.817 [giggling] 1815 01:24:45.036 --> 01:24:47.473 I mean, it's unfortunate that he turned out to be a conman 1816 01:24:47.517 --> 01:24:50.128 -and a mass murderer. -Yeah. Yeah. 1817 01:24:50.172 --> 01:24:51.303 [both gasp] 1818 01:24:51.347 --> 01:24:52.434 -Oh, my God. -[Star] Edgar. 1819 01:24:52.478 --> 01:24:54.175 -[both] We have to stop him. -Go! 1820 01:24:55.307 --> 01:24:58.223 [MC] The Seafood Jam just keeps on jamming! 1821 01:24:58.832 --> 01:25:00.050 [Dr. Lady] Nice view. 1822 01:25:02.835 --> 01:25:04.360 -[slurping] -What are you doing here? 1823 01:25:05.491 --> 01:25:07.014 Cleaning up your mess. 1824 01:25:07.058 --> 01:25:08.581 Seems like you can't follow through 1825 01:25:08.625 --> 01:25:10.627 with anything these days. For example, 1826 01:25:10.670 --> 01:25:12.716 getting rid of your little friends. 1827 01:25:14.326 --> 01:25:17.503 -I did. I-I mean, I-- -Oh, it's okay, Edgar. 1828 01:25:17.547 --> 01:25:20.115 I took care of them myself. 1829 01:25:20.157 --> 01:25:21.028 What? 1830 01:25:21.638 --> 01:25:23.596 -What did you do? -Let's just say 1831 01:25:23.639 --> 01:25:25.946 there are a couple of alligators out there 1832 01:25:25.990 --> 01:25:29.298 with bellies full of... them. 1833 01:25:30.299 --> 01:25:33.344 Oh, don't be so sad, Edgar. 1834 01:25:33.389 --> 01:25:36.566 Those two were just a couple of pathetic Stellas 1835 01:25:36.609 --> 01:25:38.394 trying to get their groove back. 1836 01:25:39.003 --> 01:25:40.439 But they were spies, right? 1837 01:25:41.397 --> 01:25:43.964 I mean, you told me that they were spies. 1838 01:25:44.008 --> 01:25:46.532 Sorry. I just said that to get what I want. 1839 01:25:47.184 --> 01:25:48.665 Sometimes I do that, 1840 01:25:48.708 --> 01:25:52.234 but I'll work on it on our relationship, I promise. 1841 01:25:52.712 --> 01:25:55.193 That is still what you want, isn't it, Edgar? 1842 01:25:55.759 --> 01:25:56.803 To be official? 1843 01:25:58.327 --> 01:26:01.939 And, um, the receiver is in position? 1844 01:26:01.982 --> 01:26:03.767 It's on the stage. 1845 01:26:03.809 --> 01:26:05.943 -The microchip is inside. -Good. 1846 01:26:11.905 --> 01:26:13.037 This is it. 1847 01:26:13.690 --> 01:26:15.257 My moment of glory. 1848 01:26:16.867 --> 01:26:21.611 Goodbye, Vista Del Mar. You stupid place 1849 01:26:21.654 --> 01:26:23.003 full of dummies. 1850 01:26:26.746 --> 01:26:28.443 [detonator beeping] 1851 01:26:30.663 --> 01:26:32.448 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1852 01:26:33.144 --> 01:26:34.450 Shit. 1853 01:26:36.974 --> 01:26:39.193 [dramatic music playing] 1854 01:26:43.110 --> 01:26:44.590 -Shit. -[MC] Of course, shrimp 1855 01:26:44.634 --> 01:26:47.289 is the most popular fish in America. 1856 01:26:47.332 --> 01:26:48.855 Let's introduce our finalists. 1857 01:26:49.726 --> 01:26:50.814 [Edgar] Star? 1858 01:26:50.857 --> 01:26:52.294 -[Star] Sorry. -Excuse me. Excuse me. 1859 01:26:52.337 --> 01:26:54.165 Oh, my God. Where? 1860 01:26:54.209 --> 01:26:56.036 He said it was on the stage. 1861 01:26:56.080 --> 01:26:58.430 -[MC speaking indistinctly] -[crowd cheering] 1862 01:26:59.300 --> 01:27:01.128 -[Barb] Star. -Yes? 1863 01:27:01.172 --> 01:27:02.782 Oh, my gosh. That's it. 1864 01:27:03.478 --> 01:27:05.481 [Barb] Star, it's bleeping. 1865 01:27:05.523 --> 01:27:06.786 Go, go, go, go. 1866 01:27:06.830 --> 01:27:09.049 [dramatic music playing] 1867 01:27:10.573 --> 01:27:12.487 -We need to get it in the water! -Okay! 1868 01:27:12.531 --> 01:27:14.098 Run, run! Oh. Wait, wait, wait. 1869 01:27:14.141 --> 01:27:15.447 -Look, look, look. -[Barb] Yeah? 1870 01:27:15.491 --> 01:27:17.928 -Oh, Lord, shells? -[Star] Everything's shells. 1871 01:27:17.971 --> 01:27:20.059 What kind of bird is this? It's all made out of shells. 1872 01:27:20.103 --> 01:27:22.498 -[Edgar] Star! -[gasps] He's coming. Run! 1873 01:27:22.541 --> 01:27:23.760 Star. Guys, please stop! 1874 01:27:23.803 --> 01:27:25.544 Please wait! Hey, I'm trying to stop this! 1875 01:27:25.588 --> 01:27:27.242 No! We won't let you do this. 1876 01:27:27.285 --> 01:27:29.156 We'll throw it on the ocean and destroy it. 1877 01:27:29.200 --> 01:27:30.375 No. That won't destroy it. 1878 01:27:30.419 --> 01:27:31.855 -Just-- just give it to me. -No. 1879 01:27:31.898 --> 01:27:32.943 Look, I'm sorry. 1880 01:27:33.465 --> 01:27:35.728 She told me you were spies. That's why I tied you up. 1881 01:27:35.772 --> 01:27:38.775 She's manipulated me this whole time. 1882 01:27:38.818 --> 01:27:40.603 -Why should we believe you? -Because... 1883 01:27:42.692 --> 01:27:44.737 -I love you, Star. -[both gasp] 1884 01:27:45.434 --> 01:27:46.565 Oh. 1885 01:27:46.957 --> 01:27:49.481 I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met, 1886 01:27:50.568 --> 01:27:52.179 especially on the inside. 1887 01:27:53.050 --> 01:27:56.009 Edgar, please. Not in front of Barb. 1888 01:27:56.053 --> 01:27:58.795 -No. Not that inside. -Oh. 1889 01:27:58.838 --> 01:28:00.753 -Your heart. -Oh. 1890 01:28:00.797 --> 01:28:02.973 Listen, I need you guys to get in the cab 1891 01:28:03.016 --> 01:28:05.018 and drive inland as fast as you can, okay? 1892 01:28:05.062 --> 01:28:07.020 I'm gonna get in the boat and dump the receiver 1893 01:28:07.064 --> 01:28:08.370 far out in the ocean, okay? 1894 01:28:08.413 --> 01:28:09.675 You don't have to worry about me. 1895 01:28:09.719 --> 01:28:11.677 Look, I have the antidote. 1896 01:28:16.378 --> 01:28:17.248 What's the matter? 1897 01:28:18.249 --> 01:28:19.511 Lemon infused ice tea? 1898 01:28:20.817 --> 01:28:23.298 She was setting me up to die this whole time. 1899 01:28:23.341 --> 01:28:25.648 -Oh. That's not nice. -Oh. Oh, no. 1900 01:28:26.257 --> 01:28:27.258 It doesn't matter. 1901 01:28:27.867 --> 01:28:30.261 The plan is the same. I have to go through with it. 1902 01:28:30.305 --> 01:28:32.002 I got us into this mess. I'm gonna fix it. 1903 01:28:32.045 --> 01:28:33.525 -No, Edgar. No, you can't. -Star... 1904 01:28:35.266 --> 01:28:36.659 I'm sorry for getting you into this. 1905 01:28:38.050 --> 01:28:39.443 -Goodbye, Star. -No. 1906 01:28:39.487 --> 01:28:41.359 -[Darlie] You mean hello... -[gasps] 1907 01:28:41.403 --> 01:28:42.447 ...to me. 1908 01:28:42.969 --> 01:28:43.883 It's me, fools, 1909 01:28:44.406 --> 01:28:47.887 Darlie Bunkle. [laughs] Now, do you recognize me? 1910 01:28:47.931 --> 01:28:49.802 -[gasps] -I was wearing disguise glasses. 1911 01:28:50.281 --> 01:28:51.500 And this disguise shirt, 1912 01:28:51.543 --> 01:28:52.849 -and this disguise-- -[Star] Run! 1913 01:28:52.892 --> 01:28:54.938 -[screams] -[Darlie] Whoa! Hey! [groans] 1914 01:28:54.981 --> 01:28:56.460 [grunting] 1915 01:28:59.290 --> 01:29:01.945 Hey. Sir. Sir, can we please borrow your Jet Ski? 1916 01:29:01.987 --> 01:29:03.032 It's really important. 1917 01:29:03.338 --> 01:29:04.904 Don't explain. I need no further information. 1918 01:29:04.948 --> 01:29:07.603 -Take it. We trust you. Come on. -I'll drive. Come on. 1919 01:29:07.646 --> 01:29:08.647 Okay. 1920 01:29:09.692 --> 01:29:11.520 Uh, it's beeping faster. 1921 01:29:12.434 --> 01:29:14.784 [computer beeping] 1922 01:29:14.827 --> 01:29:17.047 Okie-dokey. Time to surface. 1923 01:29:17.874 --> 01:29:19.397 [railroad crossing alarm blaring] 1924 01:29:19.441 --> 01:29:20.746 [submarine alarm wailing] 1925 01:29:21.443 --> 01:29:23.445 -[dialing] -[duck horn honking] 1926 01:29:24.010 --> 01:29:25.577 -[line dings] -[operator] We're sorry, 1927 01:29:25.621 --> 01:29:28.275 you have reached a number that's no longer in service. 1928 01:29:28.318 --> 01:29:30.277 -[dog barking] -[cat meowing] 1929 01:29:30.321 --> 01:29:32.844 -[elephant trumpeting] -[alarm blaring] 1930 01:29:32.889 --> 01:29:34.020 [horn farts] 1931 01:29:34.064 --> 01:29:36.936 [suspenseful music playing] 1932 01:29:55.128 --> 01:29:57.348 [MC] Ladies and gentlemen... 1933 01:29:58.915 --> 01:30:01.787 [echoing] ...who will be this year's 1934 01:30:01.831 --> 01:30:06.791 Seafood Jam Shrimp Queen? 1935 01:30:13.843 --> 01:30:15.758 [grunting] 1936 01:30:20.545 --> 01:30:23.635 [dramatic music playing] 1937 01:30:27.552 --> 01:30:28.945 Releasing the mosquitoes. 1938 01:30:31.077 --> 01:30:32.077 [alarm blaring] 1939 01:30:33.862 --> 01:30:37.432 [mosquitoes buzzing] 1940 01:30:39.303 --> 01:30:41.697 -[both grunt] -[Barb] What's happening? 1941 01:30:41.740 --> 01:30:43.307 We're gonna die this time! 1942 01:30:43.873 --> 01:30:45.831 [screaming] 1943 01:30:47.442 --> 01:30:49.313 Okay. My turn. [chuckles] 1944 01:30:50.270 --> 01:30:52.577 My favorite facial expression goes like this. 1945 01:30:59.758 --> 01:31:01.281 [screaming] 1946 01:31:01.325 --> 01:31:03.370 [Star] Lord, we're coming to see you now! 1947 01:31:03.414 --> 01:31:05.721 -[Barb] Open the gate! -[Star] The pearly one! 1948 01:31:05.764 --> 01:31:07.505 [Barb] Make sure it's the pearly one! 1949 01:31:08.114 --> 01:31:09.594 And the winner is... 1950 01:31:10.160 --> 01:31:11.378 Sydney Hobart! 1951 01:31:12.205 --> 01:31:15.208 ♪ She is the Shrimp Queen♪ 1952 01:31:15.252 --> 01:31:19.474 ♪ Is she a dream Or is she real? ♪ 1953 01:31:20.257 --> 01:31:24.043 ♪ What a glorious deal For her and the...♪ 1954 01:31:24.566 --> 01:31:27.699 -[grunting] Just stop! -[MC continues indistinctly] 1955 01:31:27.743 --> 01:31:29.005 [grunts] Fine. 1956 01:31:30.572 --> 01:31:33.357 I'll give you your break. You need it. 1957 01:31:33.400 --> 01:31:36.795 Star. What have I done? I should be right there. 1958 01:31:36.839 --> 01:31:38.449 [canon firing] 1959 01:31:38.493 --> 01:31:39.842 [crow cheering] 1960 01:31:40.755 --> 01:31:42.322 [Star] Barb, I gotta get something 1961 01:31:42.366 --> 01:31:44.237 really big off my chest. The biggest lie of them all. 1962 01:31:44.281 --> 01:31:45.891 -I gotta tell you. -[Barb] What? 1963 01:31:46.544 --> 01:31:48.154 I never went to a turtle's house. 1964 01:31:48.198 --> 01:31:50.112 Oh, Star, that's okay. 1965 01:31:50.156 --> 01:31:52.811 I never splashed and played with a baby turtle in the tub. 1966 01:31:52.855 --> 01:31:54.770 I never even got in the tub. 1967 01:31:54.813 --> 01:31:56.423 And I still have my labia pierced. 1968 01:31:56.467 --> 01:31:57.903 -What? -God, it's so uncomfortable 1969 01:31:57.947 --> 01:32:00.340 sitting on this thing. I don't think it's healed yet. 1970 01:32:00.384 --> 01:32:01.516 -Barb? -[hissing] 1971 01:32:03.126 --> 01:32:04.996 -Barb! -[grunts] 1972 01:32:05.041 --> 01:32:06.608 [screaming] 1973 01:32:07.478 --> 01:32:09.349 [gasping] 1974 01:32:10.873 --> 01:32:13.005 -Give it to me! -It's too late. It's over. 1975 01:32:13.049 --> 01:32:15.312 [grunting] 1976 01:32:19.403 --> 01:32:21.492 Give it to me, or she drowns! 1977 01:32:21.536 --> 01:32:24.539 [Barb] Star, no! Star, no! 1978 01:32:27.759 --> 01:32:28.760 Really? 1979 01:32:33.939 --> 01:32:35.157 Eureka! 1980 01:32:37.682 --> 01:32:39.597 Ha! [laughs] 1981 01:32:43.558 --> 01:32:44.733 Looking for this? 1982 01:32:45.603 --> 01:32:47.083 Yes, I was actually. 1983 01:32:48.388 --> 01:32:50.260 You're really gonna sacrifice your own lives 1984 01:32:50.303 --> 01:32:52.044 for those fools on the beach? 1985 01:32:52.871 --> 01:32:54.219 Give me the keys! 1986 01:32:55.264 --> 01:32:56.875 -Barb? -Star? 1987 01:32:57.659 --> 01:32:59.008 No, no, no, no. 1988 01:33:00.400 --> 01:33:03.665 [mosquitos buzzing] 1989 01:33:04.448 --> 01:33:07.930 No! No! [screams] 1990 01:33:12.934 --> 01:33:16.112 [dramatic music playing] 1991 01:34:19.088 --> 01:34:20.567 Sorry about that, man. 1992 01:34:21.656 --> 01:34:23.919 Let me know if you wanna get some food later. 1993 01:34:30.186 --> 01:34:31.709 Barb and Star, 1994 01:34:31.753 --> 01:34:34.755 they... they saved us all. Now they're gone. 1995 01:34:41.414 --> 01:34:44.287 [crowd gasping] 1996 01:34:48.857 --> 01:34:50.728 [gasping] 1997 01:34:50.772 --> 01:34:52.817 ["Ever See a Diver Kiss His Wife" plays] 1998 01:34:54.689 --> 01:34:57.648 ♪ Did you ever-eever-eyever In your life-lee-low ♪ 1999 01:34:57.996 --> 01:35:01.085 ♪ See a diver-deever-devver Kiss his wife-wee-woe... ♪ 2000 01:35:01.130 --> 01:35:02.697 [mouthing] What the fuck? 2001 01:35:02.740 --> 01:35:04.263 ♪ In the kingdom of the sea 2002 01:35:04.307 --> 01:35:07.266 ♪ While the bubbles bounce About above the water? ♪ 2003 01:35:10.400 --> 01:35:11.531 You're alive? 2004 01:35:11.575 --> 01:35:12.576 [sighs] 2005 01:35:15.100 --> 01:35:17.189 What just happened? What was that? 2006 01:35:21.324 --> 01:35:22.717 [both] It was Trish. 2007 01:35:24.240 --> 01:35:25.981 [laughs] 2008 01:35:31.421 --> 01:35:33.291 Oh, Star, I'm so sorry 2009 01:35:33.335 --> 01:35:35.904 I was ever involved in such a horrible plan. I mean, 2010 01:35:36.818 --> 01:35:38.123 I'm so ashamed. 2011 01:35:38.166 --> 01:35:40.559 No, Edgar, I believe you. 2012 01:35:41.474 --> 01:35:44.303 And I do wanna be an official couple with you. 2013 01:35:45.478 --> 01:35:47.002 Because I love you. 2014 01:35:47.523 --> 01:35:49.744 I love you with all my fart-- heart. 2015 01:35:49.787 --> 01:35:52.181 Oh, God. What a terrible time to flub my words. 2016 01:35:53.356 --> 01:35:54.531 -Whoo. -Yeah. 2017 01:35:54.574 --> 01:35:55.662 -All right. -Wow! 2018 01:35:55.706 --> 01:35:57.403 -[moaning] -[Barb] I just wanna say, 2019 01:35:58.056 --> 01:36:01.233 I believe you too, Edgar, so we're cool. 2020 01:36:01.755 --> 01:36:03.148 Everything's cool. 2021 01:36:03.800 --> 01:36:05.803 I do wonder where we're all gonna live though? 2022 01:36:05.847 --> 01:36:07.544 [Dr. Lady] Well, isn't this sweet? 2023 01:36:07.587 --> 01:36:08.588 [gasps] 2024 01:36:09.241 --> 01:36:10.460 [grunts] 2025 01:36:11.156 --> 01:36:13.115 Surprised to see me? 2026 01:36:13.157 --> 01:36:15.987 Well, I'm not surprise. You took the real antidote? 2027 01:36:16.031 --> 01:36:18.684 Of course, I did! You traitor! 2028 01:36:18.728 --> 01:36:21.340 And as for you, I should've push you two 2029 01:36:21.384 --> 01:36:23.212 off the cliff when I had the chance! 2030 01:36:23.952 --> 01:36:25.867 But it's not too late for me 2031 01:36:25.910 --> 01:36:28.173 to shut your blabbing trap. 2032 01:36:28.217 --> 01:36:30.567 No. You shut your blabbing trap. 2033 01:36:30.610 --> 01:36:31.655 You're a nobody. 2034 01:36:32.177 --> 01:36:33.048 -[gasps] -[grunts] 2035 01:36:33.091 --> 01:36:34.789 -[crowd gasp] -Not anymore! 2036 01:36:35.877 --> 01:36:39.402 I am Barb freakin' Quicksilver, and I have been delivered. 2037 01:36:39.445 --> 01:36:41.099 -[western music plays] -I used to be afraid 2038 01:36:41.143 --> 01:36:43.101 of a lot of stuff, including people like you. 2039 01:36:43.145 --> 01:36:44.407 But I'm not afraid anymore! 2040 01:36:44.842 --> 01:36:46.800 And I know my truth. I'm a phoenix. 2041 01:36:46.844 --> 01:36:48.933 -[bird calling] -Now, my friend, 2042 01:36:48.977 --> 01:36:51.457 Star is really good with words, and she is gonna speak now! 2043 01:36:51.501 --> 01:36:52.675 You won't be rude through it. 2044 01:36:52.719 --> 01:36:54.199 You won't be rude, you rude lady! 2045 01:36:55.026 --> 01:36:57.115 -Ha-hoya! -[cheers] 2046 01:36:57.724 --> 01:37:00.249 [Barb] Star, the beach is yours. 2047 01:37:02.077 --> 01:37:03.600 [Edgar] You can do this, Star. 2048 01:37:08.344 --> 01:37:09.344 Hi. 2049 01:37:10.085 --> 01:37:11.826 I know you have a lot of pain. 2050 01:37:12.739 --> 01:37:15.264 You're just trying to hurt all these people because... 2051 01:37:16.047 --> 01:37:17.832 you're hurting inside yourself. 2052 01:37:18.876 --> 01:37:20.530 But you're not alone. 2053 01:37:21.443 --> 01:37:23.532 I've always been alone. 2054 01:37:24.316 --> 01:37:27.102 Well, that's terrible. No friends? 2055 01:37:27.929 --> 01:37:29.234 I hate that word. 2056 01:37:30.366 --> 01:37:32.411 Friend is the best word of all. 2057 01:37:32.455 --> 01:37:34.849 I mean, they're there when you're sad. 2058 01:37:34.892 --> 01:37:37.721 They jump up and down with you when something good happens. 2059 01:37:37.764 --> 01:37:39.723 Yeah. And you'll spend your birthdays together 2060 01:37:39.766 --> 01:37:42.421 and stay up late giggling about boobs and butts and stuff. 2061 01:37:43.639 --> 01:37:46.861 No one ever wants to be... my friend. 2062 01:37:49.951 --> 01:37:51.343 I'll be your friend. 2063 01:37:51.387 --> 01:37:52.388 What? 2064 01:37:53.955 --> 01:37:54.956 So will I. 2065 01:37:56.305 --> 01:37:57.959 Me too. I'll be your friend. 2066 01:37:58.002 --> 01:37:59.221 -Me too. -Me too. 2067 01:37:59.264 --> 01:38:00.309 -Me too. -Me too. 2068 01:38:00.612 --> 01:38:02.137 I'd very much like being your friend, 2069 01:38:02.180 --> 01:38:03.486 if you'll take me. 2070 01:38:03.529 --> 01:38:05.967 [all exclaiming] 2071 01:38:07.446 --> 01:38:08.404 Edgar? 2072 01:38:09.231 --> 01:38:14.279 Uh... I mean, it's kind of weird but I guess. 2073 01:38:14.323 --> 01:38:16.107 After everything I've done? 2074 01:38:19.284 --> 01:38:20.503 I'm not going to... 2075 01:38:21.286 --> 01:38:22.940 I'm not gonna get emotional. 2076 01:38:22.984 --> 01:38:24.594 No. No! 2077 01:38:25.550 --> 01:38:27.902 I'm not going to cry. No. 2078 01:38:28.467 --> 01:38:31.035 They're trying to come up, but no. 2079 01:38:31.079 --> 01:38:32.862 No! No! 2080 01:38:32.907 --> 01:38:35.300 They're coming. My feelings are coming! 2081 01:38:37.999 --> 01:38:39.130 Yes! 2082 01:38:39.174 --> 01:38:42.219 I'm ready to have friends! 2083 01:38:42.264 --> 01:38:43.656 [cheering] 2084 01:38:43.700 --> 01:38:45.963 [Dr. Lady] And now I'm gonna rush out into the crowd. 2085 01:38:46.007 --> 01:38:47.922 I mean, all of you, we could giggle 2086 01:38:47.965 --> 01:38:50.489 about boobs and butts. Who wants to be my first friend? 2087 01:38:50.925 --> 01:38:51.925 We did it. 2088 01:38:56.800 --> 01:38:59.193 Barb, there something on your chest. 2089 01:39:00.412 --> 01:39:02.719 -It's like you're glowing. -So are you. On your chest. 2090 01:39:04.286 --> 01:39:05.330 [Star] What is... 2091 01:39:07.157 --> 01:39:08.812 [both] It's our shimmer. 2092 01:39:10.422 --> 01:39:14.513 [overlapping conversation] 2093 01:39:16.951 --> 01:39:18.169 -Edgar. -That's great. 2094 01:39:18.213 --> 01:39:20.215 -We got our shimmer. I saw hers. -She saw mine. 2095 01:39:20.258 --> 01:39:21.564 What do you say we go celebrate 2096 01:39:22.043 --> 01:39:23.087 if I get another buried treasure. 2097 01:39:23.130 --> 01:39:25.175 -Ooh. That sounds fun. -Yeah. 2098 01:39:25.219 --> 01:39:27.570 -[crowd] Really fun! -But actually, um... 2099 01:39:27.612 --> 01:39:29.876 Barb and I have something we have to do first. 2100 01:39:29.920 --> 01:39:31.617 [giggling] 2101 01:39:31.661 --> 01:39:33.532 -[Barb] We found it. -[Star] I can't believe it. 2102 01:39:33.576 --> 01:39:36.100 [Trish] Well, looks like Barb and Star 2103 01:39:36.144 --> 01:39:37.797 found some adventure after all. 2104 01:39:38.537 --> 01:39:40.452 I mean, ain't that what we all want? 2105 01:39:41.105 --> 01:39:43.541 A little love, friendship, and adventure? 2106 01:39:44.152 --> 01:39:46.763 Well, I hope you learned something here today. 2107 01:39:46.806 --> 01:39:48.156 I know I did. 2108 01:39:48.199 --> 01:39:50.853 Sometimes you gotta step out of your box a little 2109 01:39:50.897 --> 01:39:53.465 then you'll know what life is really about. 2110 01:39:53.509 --> 01:39:55.424 But then again, what do I know? 2111 01:39:55.467 --> 01:39:58.949 I'm just a fun-loving water spirit named Trish. 2112 01:39:59.602 --> 01:40:01.082 Bye-bye now. 2113 01:40:01.125 --> 01:40:04.433 [tropical music playing] 2114 01:40:06.565 --> 01:40:08.175 [Barb and Star shrieking] 2115 01:40:18.012 --> 01:40:19.491 ♪ Ay 2116 01:40:29.240 --> 01:40:30.981 [crowd gasps] 2117 01:40:32.548 --> 01:40:34.505 Hey, middle-aged people. 2118 01:40:34.550 --> 01:40:36.160 You thought this was over? 2119 01:40:37.596 --> 01:40:39.294 You are wrong. 2120 01:40:41.818 --> 01:40:43.428 It's time to boogie! 2121 01:40:43.472 --> 01:40:45.430 ♪ Okay, shawty What's happenin'?♪ 2122 01:40:45.474 --> 01:40:47.389 ♪ Girl let's get This thing crackin' ♪ 2123 01:40:47.432 --> 01:40:49.173 ♪ You just bend it on over 2124 01:40:49.217 --> 01:40:51.175 ♪ I'll get behind And you make it wind ♪ 2125 01:40:51.219 --> 01:40:53.221 ♪ Jump in the line Shake your body on mine ♪ 2126 01:40:53.264 --> 01:40:54.787 ♪ Ba-dong-bong-bong Ba-dong-ba-da-bong-bong ♪ 2127 01:40:54.831 --> 01:40:57.660 -We keep going? A little more. -Yeah. Just a little more. 2128 01:40:58.748 --> 01:41:00.880 ♪ Jump in the line Shake your body on mine ♪ 2129 01:41:00.924 --> 01:41:02.708 ♪ Brra-dong Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong ♪ 2130 01:41:02.752 --> 01:41:04.666 ♪ Jump in the line Shake your body on mine ♪ 2131 01:41:04.710 --> 01:41:06.712 ♪ Ba-dong-bong-bong Ba-dong-ba-da-bong-bong... ♪ 2132 01:41:08.192 --> 01:41:09.454 [laughing] 2133 01:41:10.237 --> 01:41:13.110 [saxophone playing] 2134 01:41:20.030 --> 01:41:21.597 ♪ Shake, shake, shake, señora 2135 01:41:21.639 --> 01:41:23.380 -♪ Shake it left and right -♪ Right 2136 01:41:23.425 --> 01:41:26.862 ♪ Work, work, work, señora Right into my ride ♪ 2137 01:41:26.906 --> 01:41:29.039 ♪ Miami's in the house Without a doubt ♪ 2138 01:41:29.083 --> 01:41:30.996 ♪ I'm the Chico, in the club That they yell about ♪ 2139 01:41:31.041 --> 01:41:33.304 ♪ I'm from the city Where the women all real... ♪ 2140 01:41:33.348 --> 01:41:34.740 It's getting hard to breath a little bit, 2141 01:41:34.784 --> 01:41:36.046 but I'm gonna keep going. 2142 01:41:36.612 --> 01:41:38.440 ♪ And that ass Is off the chain ♪ 2143 01:41:38.483 --> 01:41:39.963 ♪ I hit that thing so hard 2144 01:41:40.005 --> 01:41:42.008 ♪ She called 411 pain Dammit, man ♪ 2145 01:41:42.574 --> 01:41:44.359 ♪ Let's go to Jamaica For Sean Paul ♪ 2146 01:41:44.402 --> 01:41:46.143 ♪ Then take it to tally For T-Pain ♪ 2147 01:41:46.187 --> 01:41:48.189 ♪ Mami move that ass Like chitty-chitty bang-bang ♪ 2148 01:41:48.232 --> 01:41:49.886 ♪ Chitty-chitty bang-bang 2149 01:41:49.929 --> 01:41:51.583 ♪ Okay, shawty What's happenin'? ♪ 2150 01:41:51.627 --> 01:41:53.324 ♪ Girl let's get This thing crackin' ♪ 2151 01:41:53.368 --> 01:41:55.152 ♪ You just bend it on over 2152 01:41:55.196 --> 01:41:57.111 ♪ I'll get behind And you make it wind ♪ 2153 01:41:57.154 --> 01:41:59.112 ♪ Jump in the line Shake your body on mine ♪ 2154 01:41:59.156 --> 01:42:00.679 ♪ Brra-dong Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong ♪ 2155 01:42:00.723 --> 01:42:02.681 ♪ Jump in the line Shake your body on mine ♪ 2156 01:42:02.725 --> 01:42:04.509 ♪ Brra-dong Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong... ♪ 2157 01:42:04.553 --> 01:42:06.468 [Star] I don't have any sand in my mouth yet-- 2158 01:42:06.511 --> 01:42:07.686 -[Barb] You don't? -[Star] Not yet. 2159 01:42:07.730 --> 01:42:09.210 [Barb] I can feel a little granules, like, 2160 01:42:09.253 --> 01:42:11.168 -in between my teeth, like-- -[Star] Your teeth? Oh! 2161 01:42:11.212 --> 01:42:12.909 -I just got some. There you go. -[Barb] Oh, there you go. 2162 01:42:12.952 --> 01:42:14.693 ♪ Brra-dong Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong ♪ 2163 01:42:14.737 --> 01:42:18.393 [tropical music playing] 2164 01:42:52.992 --> 01:42:55.907 Ah. Can we talk about horses now? 2165 01:42:56.474 --> 01:42:57.562 Give it to me. 2166 01:43:01.349 --> 01:43:02.350 [sighs] 2167 01:43:02.915 --> 01:43:06.309 [upbeat music playing] 2168 01:43:11.402 --> 01:43:14.231 [vocalizing] 2169 01:44:19.949 --> 01:44:21.124 [man] Woo-hoo. 2170 01:44:27.478 --> 01:44:29.654 [upbeat music playing] 2171 01:44:33.397 --> 01:44:34.659 [man] My bad. 2172 01:44:34.702 --> 01:44:38.402 [upbeat music playing] 2173 01:45:29.800 --> 01:45:31.237 [singers singing in Spanish] 2174 01:45:36.678 --> 01:45:39.811 [upbeat music playing] 2175 01:46:36.215 --> 01:46:38.392 There are good ships. And wood ships. 2176 01:46:38.434 --> 01:46:40.045 And ships that sail the sea. 2177 01:46:40.089 --> 01:46:42.004 But the best ships are friendships. 2178 01:46:42.047 --> 01:46:43.875 And may they always be. 2179 01:46:43.919 --> 01:46:45.224 [crowd cheers] 2180 01:46:45.268 --> 01:46:46.748 I agree.