1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:11,052 [eerie high-pitched ringing] 4 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:39,706 [ringing stops] 5 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,088 [electronic music playing] 6 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:13,031 ♪ If you'd have told me ♪ 7 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:14,115 ♪ A year ago ♪ 8 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:17,702 ♪ That I'd be locked inside of my home ♪ 9 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:18,787 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 10 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,372 ♪ I would have told you ♪ 11 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:22,665 ♪ A year ago ♪ 12 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:26,669 ♪ Interesting, now leave me alone ♪ 13 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:30,215 ♪ Sorry that I look like a mess ♪ 14 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:31,299 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 15 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:35,220 ♪ I booked a haircut But it got rescheduled ♪ 16 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:38,348 ♪ Robert's been a little depressed ♪ 17 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,682 ♪ No! ♪ 18 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,811 ♪ And so today I'm gonna try just ♪ 19 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,896 ♪ Getting up, sitting down ♪ 20 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:48,274 ♪ Going back to work ♪ 21 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,985 ♪ Might not help But still it couldn't hurt ♪ 22 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,113 ♪ I'm sitting down, writing jokes ♪ 23 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:56,324 ♪ Singing silly songs ♪ 24 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:58,451 ♪ I'm sorry I was gone ♪ 25 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:02,789 ♪ But look, I made you some content ♪ 26 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:07,585 ♪ Daddy made you your favorite Open wide ♪ 27 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,547 ♪ Here comes the content ♪ 28 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,049 ♪ It's a beautiful day ♪ 29 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,886 ♪ To stay inside ♪ 30 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,808 [music ends] 31 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,108 [whimsical music playing] 32 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,157 Camera test. 33 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,077 [sighs] 34 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:44,205 [music continues] 35 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,214 [inaudible] 36 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,303 [music continues] 37 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,643 [music fades] 38 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,289 ♪ The world is changing ♪ 39 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,960 ♪ The planet's heating up ♪ 40 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:16,965 ♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪ 41 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:19,092 [playing recorded laughter] 42 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,636 ♪ Rearranging ♪ 43 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:25,348 ♪ It's like everything Happened all at once ♪ 44 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:29,686 ♪ Um, what the fuck is going on? ♪ 45 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,562 [playing recorded laughter] 46 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,983 ♪ The people rising in the streets ♪ 47 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,986 ♪ The war, the drought ♪ 48 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,195 ♪ The more I look ♪ 49 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:44,450 ♪ The more I see nothing to joke about ♪ 50 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,035 ♪ Is comedy over? ♪ 51 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:48,830 ♪ Should I leave you alone? ♪ 52 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,915 ♪ 'Cause really who's gonna go for ♪ 53 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,626 ♪ Joking at a time like this? ♪ 54 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,462 ♪ Should I be joking At a time like this? ♪ 55 00:04:56,546 --> 00:05:00,008 ♪ I wanna help to leave this world ♪ 56 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,927 ♪ Better than I found it ♪ 57 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,222 ♪ And I fear that comedy won't help ♪ 58 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,475 ♪ And the fear is not unfounded ♪ 59 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,228 ♪ Should I stop trying to be funny? ♪ 60 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,773 ♪ Should I give away my money? ♪ 61 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,066 ♪ No! ♪ [gasps] 62 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,363 ♪ What do I do? ♪ 63 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:25,867 [cries softly] 64 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,328 -[dramatic music plays] -[gasps] 65 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:33,624 [in ethereal voice] ♪ Healing the world with comedy ♪ 66 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:40,548 ♪ The indescribable power of your comedy ♪ 67 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:44,260 ♪ The world needs direction ♪ 68 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,637 ♪ From a white guy like me ♪ 69 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:53,061 -[in deep voice] ♪ Bingo ♪ -♪ Who is healing the world with comedy ♪ 70 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,272 That's it. 71 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,274 [inspirational music playing] 72 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,860 The world is so fucked up. 73 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,529 Systematic oppression. 74 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,823 Income inequality. 75 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:08,451 The other stuff. 76 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:09,952 [inhales deeply] 77 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,497 And there's only one thing that I can do about it, 78 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:17,210 while… while being paid, and being the center of attention. 79 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:23,299 ♪ Healing the world with comedy ♪ 80 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:28,721 ♪ Making a literal difference Metaphorically ♪ 81 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,516 ♪ A Jew walks into a bar ♪ 82 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:34,602 ♪ And I've saved him a seat ♪ 83 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:39,065 ♪ That's healing the world with comedy ♪ 84 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:41,609 ♪ I'm a special kind of white guy ♪ 85 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:44,487 ♪ I self-reflected And I want to be an agent of change ♪ 86 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:48,241 ♪ So I am gonna use my privilege For the good ♪ 87 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:49,575 ♪ Very cool, way to go! ♪ 88 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:52,245 ♪ American white guys ♪ 89 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:55,915 ♪ We've had the floor For at least 400 years ♪ 90 00:06:55,998 --> 00:07:00,169 ♪ So maybe I should just Shut the fuck up… ♪ 91 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,379 [music stops] 92 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,259 I'm bored. 93 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,636 ♪ I don't wanna do that ♪ 94 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:11,848 -♪ There's gotta be another way ♪ -♪ Yes ♪ 95 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:15,726 ♪ For me to help out Without standing on the sidelines ♪ 96 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,855 -♪ Never ♪ -♪ The wait is over ♪ 97 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,649 ♪ I'm white And I'm here to save the day ♪ 98 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:26,237 ♪ Lord help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side ♪ 99 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,488 ♪ Sandra Bullock! ♪ 100 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:32,702 ♪ Healing the world with comedy ♪ 101 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:37,832 ♪ Making a literal difference Metaphorically ♪ 102 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:40,918 ♪ And yes, most likely they'll pay me ♪ 103 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,546 ♪ But I'd do it for free ♪ 104 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:47,675 ♪ I am healing the world with comedy ♪ 105 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,805 ♪ If you wake up in a house That's full of smoke ♪ 106 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:53,931 ♪ Don't panic ♪ 107 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,892 ♪ Call me, and I'll tell you a joke ♪ 108 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,519 ♪ If you see white men Dressed in white cloaks ♪ 109 00:07:58,603 --> 00:07:59,604 ♪ Don't panic ♪ 110 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:01,647 ♪ Call me, and I'll tell you a joke ♪ 111 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,191 ♪ Oh shit ♪ 112 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,903 ♪ Should I be joking At a time like this? ♪ 113 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:09,947 ♪ If you start to smell burning toast ♪ 114 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,617 ♪ You're having a stroke Or overcooking your toast ♪ 115 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,369 ♪ If you wake up in a house That's full of smoke ♪ 116 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,331 ♪ Don't panic Call me, and I'll tell you a joke ♪ 117 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,125 ♪ If you see white men Dressed in white cloaks ♪ 118 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,212 ♪ Don't panic Call me, and I'll tell you a joke ♪ 119 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,380 ♪ Oh shit ♪ 120 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,383 ♪ Should I be joking At a time like this? ♪ 121 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,802 ♪ Somebody help me out ♪ 122 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,222 ♪ 'Cause I don't know ♪ 123 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:37,683 ♪ And I want to help to leave this world ♪ 124 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,144 ♪ Better than I found it ♪ 125 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,980 ♪ And I fear that comedy won't help ♪ 126 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,691 ♪ And the fear is not unfounded ♪ 127 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,069 ♪ Should I stop trying to be funny? ♪ 128 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:51,030 ♪ Should I give away my money? ♪ 129 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:52,114 ♪ No! ♪ 130 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:58,788 ♪ I know what I gotta do ♪ 131 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:03,084 ♪ Healing the world with comedy ♪ 132 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:08,506 ♪ Making a literal difference Metaphorically ♪ 133 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:11,092 ♪ I swore I'd never be back ♪ 134 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:14,095 ♪ But now I'm back on my feet ♪ 135 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:18,683 ♪ And I'm healing the world with comedy ♪ 136 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,562 [birds chirping] 137 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:34,782 [clicks tongue] 138 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:37,577 Hi. 139 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:42,873 Welcome to, uh, whatever this is. 140 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,835 Um, I've been working for the last couple months, 141 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:50,798 um, testing this camera, and testing lights, and writing, 142 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:56,095 and I've decided to, uh, try to make a new special. 143 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:57,263 For real. 144 00:09:57,346 --> 00:10:00,057 Um, it's not gonna be a normal special 145 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,768 because there's no audience, and there's no crew. 146 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,563 It's just me and my camera, 147 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,607 and you and your screen. 148 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,319 Uh, the way that… that our Lord intended. 149 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,362 Um… 150 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,658 And the whole special will be… will be filmed in this, uh, room. 151 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,661 And instead of being filmed 152 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:24,999 in a single night, it will be filmed in 153 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,293 uh, however long it takes to finish. 154 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,378 [inhales deeply] 155 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,339 I hope you, uh, enjoy it. 156 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:35,259 I… I hope this special can maybe do for you 157 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,678 what it's done for me these last couple months, 158 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:42,808 which is, uh, to distract me from wanting 159 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,603 to put a bullet into my head with a gun. 160 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,772 [inhales deeply] So… 161 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,815 Yeah, thank you. 162 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,151 And a warning. 163 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:55,988 Um, I can already sort of tell that this special is going to be 164 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,449 a little all over the place, 165 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:02,536 so don't expect incredibly smooth transiti-- 166 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,539 [electronic music playing] 167 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,888 [music continues] 168 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,071 ♪ Pour me a drink and clear my schedule ♪ 169 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:40,282 ♪ I'mma FaceTime with my mom tonight ♪ 170 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,076 [echoing] ♪ Tonight ♪ 171 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,787 ♪ These 40 minutes are essential ♪ 172 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,832 ♪ I'mma FaceTime with my mom tonight ♪ 173 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,750 [echoing] ♪ Tonight ♪ 174 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:55,464 ♪ I call, she answers And her hair is wet ♪ 175 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,466 ♪ Hair is wet ♪ 176 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,511 ♪ I say, "Did you just shower?" 177 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,221 ♪ She says, "How'd you guess?" ♪ 178 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:05,266 ♪ I say, "Your hair is wet" She says, "Oh yeah" ♪ 179 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,810 ♪ I tell my boys I need some space, yeah ♪ 180 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,646 ♪ I'mma FaceTime with my mom tonight ♪ 181 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,942 ♪ She'll hold her iPhone 5 No further than six inches from her face ♪ 182 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:18,571 ♪ Yeah, I'mma FaceTime With my mom tonight ♪ 183 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,364 [echoing] ♪ Tonight ♪ 184 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:23,284 ♪ She says, "Oh, look who's here" ♪ 185 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,411 ♪ Say hi to Dad ♪ 186 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:26,495 [inaudible] 187 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,164 ♪ Hi to Dad ♪ 188 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,041 ♪ He says, "How ya doing, bud?" 189 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,002 ♪ I say, "I'm not so bad" ♪ 190 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,588 ♪ And that's the deepest talk We've ever had ♪ 191 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,257 ♪ Watching as she looks for her glasses ♪ 192 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:41,385 ♪ I'mma FaceTime with my mom tonight ♪ 193 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,012 ♪ She'll tell me all about ♪ 194 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:46,557 ♪ The season six finale of The Blacklist ♪ 195 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,310 ♪ I'mma FaceTime with my mom tonight ♪ 196 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:50,853 [echoing] ♪ Tonight ♪ 197 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:55,274 ♪ My mother's covering Her camera with her thumb ♪ 198 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:59,069 ♪ I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom ♪ 199 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,948 ♪ My mother's covering Her camera with her thumb ♪ 200 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:06,827 ♪ I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom ♪ 201 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,790 ♪ My mother's covering Her camera with her thumb ♪ 202 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:14,627 ♪ I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom ♪ 203 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:18,297 ♪ My mother's covering Her camera with her thumb ♪ 204 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:22,259 ♪ I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom ♪ 205 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,491 [airplane engine roaring] 206 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,384 [sighs] 207 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,511 [playing upbeat music] 208 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:06,846 Hey, kids. 209 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,098 Today, we're gonna learn about the world. 210 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,186 ♪ The world that's around us ♪ 211 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,063 ♪ Is pretty amazing ♪ 212 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,439 ♪ But how does it work? ♪ 213 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,733 ♪ It must be complicated ♪ 214 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,404 ♪ The secret is the world can only work ♪ 215 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:26,657 ♪ When everything works together ♪ 216 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,993 ♪ A bee drinks from a flower ♪ 217 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,828 ♪ And leaves with its pollen ♪ 218 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:34,665 ♪ A squirrel in a tree Spreads the seeds that have fallen ♪ 219 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,751 ♪ Everything works together ♪ 220 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,422 ♪ The biggest elephant, the littlest fly ♪ 221 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,383 ♪ The gophers underground The birds in the sky ♪ 222 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:48,512 ♪ And every single cricket Every fish in the sea ♪ 223 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:52,224 ♪ Gives what they can And gets what they need ♪ 224 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:56,812 ♪ That is how the world works ♪ 225 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,857 ♪ That is how the world works ♪ 226 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:03,319 ♪ From A to Zebra To the worms in the dirt ♪ 227 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,488 ♪ That's how ♪ 228 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,823 ♪ It works ♪ 229 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,619 Hey, everyone. Look who stopped by to say hello. 230 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,662 It's Socko. 231 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,748 Hey! 232 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,666 Where you been, Socko? [chuckles] 233 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:22,004 I've been where I always am when you're not wearing me on your hand. 234 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:26,258 In a frightening, liminal space between states of being. 235 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,761 Not quite dead, not quite alive. 236 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:32,640 It's similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis. 237 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:36,268 Socko, we were just talking about the world and how it works. 238 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,771 Boy, that sounds complicated. 239 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,690 Do you have anything you'd want to teach us about the world? 240 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,444 I wouldn't say anything that you probably haven't already said yourself. 241 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,446 I don't know about that, Socko. 242 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,948 How about you give it a try? 243 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,533 All right. 244 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,329 ♪ The simple narrative taught In every history class ♪ 245 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:59,625 ♪ Is demonstrably false And pedagogically classist ♪ 246 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:03,379 ♪ Don't you know The world is built with blood ♪ 247 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,881 ♪ And genocide and exploitation ♪ 248 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:10,511 ♪ The global network of capital Essentially functions ♪ 249 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:13,806 ♪ To separate the worker From the means of production ♪ 250 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:17,518 ♪ And the FBI killed Martin Luther King ♪ 251 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,646 ♪ Private property's inherently theft ♪ 252 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:24,066 ♪ And neoliberal fascists Are destroying the left ♪ 253 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,943 ♪ And every politician ♪ 254 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,611 ♪ Every cop on the street ♪ 255 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:31,657 ♪ Protects the interests Of the pedophilic corporate elite ♪ 256 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:35,202 ♪ That is how the world works… ♪ 257 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,495 Really? 258 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:39,289 ♪ That is how the world works ♪ 259 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,960 ♪ Genocide The Natives say you got to it first ♪ 260 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,046 ♪ That's how ♪ 261 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,131 ♪ It works ♪ 262 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,341 That's pretty intense. [laughs] 263 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,843 No shit. 264 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,345 What can I do to help? 265 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,806 Read a book or something. I don't know. 266 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:59,643 Just don't burden me with the responsibility of educating you. 267 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,478 It's incredibly exhausting. 268 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,688 I'm sorry, Socko. 269 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,524 I was just trying to become a better person. 270 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,943 Why do you rich fucking white people 271 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,196 insist on seeing every socio-political conflict 272 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,075 through the myopic lens of your own self-actualization? 273 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,952 This isn't about you. 274 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,205 So either get with it, or get out of the fucking way. 275 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:24,293 Watch your mouth, buddy. [chuckles] Remember who's on whose hand here. 276 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,171 But that's what I-- Have you not been fucking listening? 277 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,797 -We are entrenched in-- -All right. 278 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,883 Wait! No, please! I don't want to go back. [whimpers] 279 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,134 [choking] 280 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,219 I can't go… I can't go back. 281 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,971 Please. Please. 282 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,514 I'm sorry. 283 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,559 Are you gonna behave yourself? 284 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,561 Yes. 285 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,773 Yes, what? 286 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,276 -Yes, sir. -Look at me. 287 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,198 [slowly] Yes, sir. 288 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:55,783 That's better. 289 00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:01,413 ♪ That is how the world works ♪ 290 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,083 ♪ That is how the world works ♪ 291 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,959 ♪ I hope you learned your lesson ♪ 292 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,878 ♪ I did and it hurt! ♪ 293 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:11,173 ♪ That's how ♪ 294 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:15,094 [slowly] ♪ It works ♪ 295 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,972 [screaming] No! 296 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,145 [exhales] 297 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,106 Hello, my name is Bo Burnham. 298 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,067 And I am a former comedian, 299 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:33,904 turned social brand consultant. 300 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,989 [inspirational music playing] 301 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,202 It's a very exciting time to be a, uh, brand. 302 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:45,582 It's also a bit of a scary time because customers expect a lot more 303 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,043 from their brands than they did in the past. 304 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,838 During this incredibly necessary 305 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:54,299 and overdue social reckoning that we're having in our culture, 306 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:59,346 it is no longer acceptable for brands to stay out of the conversation. 307 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:03,142 Consumers want to know, "Are you willing to use your brand awareness 308 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,477 to effect positive social change?" 309 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,438 Which will create more brand awareness. 310 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:13,944 The question I ask the brands I work with is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is… 311 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,196 "Are you gonna be on the right side of history?" 312 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,657 The question isn't, "What are you selling?" 313 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,493 Or… or "What service are you providing?" 314 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,580 The question is, "What do you stand for?" 315 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,876 Who are you, Bagel Bites? 316 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,044 All these big companies, they're so scared 317 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,590 of all this social change, and I come in and I put their fears to rest. 318 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,758 You know, I tell them, "Just be honest." 319 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:41,138 "Tell your customers that… that JPMorgan is against racism." 320 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,222 In theory. 321 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,891 The question is no longer, 322 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:48,395 "Do you want to buy Wheat Thins?" For example. 323 00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,063 The question is now, 324 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:55,777 "Will you support Wheat Thins in the fight against Lyme disease?" 325 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,238 There's no sugarcoating it. The world is… 326 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,283 fucked up. 327 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,247 And you've got a choice as a brand. You can… 328 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:12,502 hide and bury your head in the sand and hope it fixes itself, 329 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:17,299 or you can roll up your sleeves and get to work, 330 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,011 and sell Butterfingers. 331 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,433 [piano playing] 332 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,900 ♪ An open window ♪ 333 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,487 ♪ A novel ♪ 334 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,198 ♪ A couple holding hands ♪ 335 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,247 ♪ An avocado ♪ 336 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,749 ♪ A poem ♪ 337 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:56,713 ♪ Written in the sand ♪ 338 00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:00,092 ♪ Fresh fallen snow on the ground ♪ 339 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,011 ♪ A golden retriever in a flower crown ♪ 340 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:07,683 ♪ Is this heaven ♪ 341 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:12,854 ♪ Or is it just a white woman ♪ 342 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,399 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 343 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:19,319 ♪ White woman ♪ 344 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,656 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 345 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,701 ♪ White woman ♪ 346 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,245 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 347 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:32,082 ♪ White woman ♪ 348 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,459 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 349 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,007 ♪ Latte foam art ♪ 350 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,218 ♪ Tiny pumpkins ♪ 351 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,596 ♪ Fuzzy, comfy socks ♪ 352 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,269 ♪ Coffee table made out of driftwood ♪ 353 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:56,106 ♪ A bobblehead of Ruth Bader Ginsburg ♪ 354 00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:01,778 ♪ A needlepoint of a fox ♪ 355 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:05,490 ♪ Some random quote From Lord of the Rings ♪ 356 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,827 ♪ Incorrectly attributed To Martin Luther King ♪ 357 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,914 ♪ Is this heaven ♪ 358 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:18,462 ♪ Or am I looking at a white woman ♪ 359 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,714 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 360 00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:24,885 ♪ White woman ♪ 361 00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:28,263 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 362 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,266 ♪ White woman ♪ 363 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,394 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 364 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,564 ♪ White woman ♪ 365 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,442 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 366 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,654 ♪ Her favorite photo of her mom ♪ 367 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,158 ♪ The caption says ♪ 368 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:50,577 ♪ I can't believe it ♪ 369 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:55,457 ♪ It's been a decade Since you've been gone ♪ 370 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,708 ♪ Momma, I miss you ♪ 371 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,795 ♪ I miss sitting with you In the front yard ♪ 372 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:03,298 ♪ Still figuring out How to keep living without you ♪ 373 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,176 ♪ It's got a little better But it's still hard ♪ 374 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:09,513 ♪ Momma, I got a job I love And my own apartment ♪ 375 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,641 ♪ Momma, I got a boyfriend And I'm crazy about him ♪ 376 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,727 ♪ Your little girl didn't do too bad ♪ 377 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:19,231 ♪ Momma, I love you Give a hug and kiss to Dad ♪ 378 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:23,276 ♪ A goat-cheese salad ♪ 379 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,530 ♪ A backlit hammock ♪ 380 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:31,284 ♪ A simple glass of wine ♪ 381 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:35,288 ♪ Incredibly derivative Political street art ♪ 382 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:38,542 ♪ A dreamcatcher Bought from Urban Outfitters ♪ 383 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:44,589 ♪ A vintage neon sign ♪ 384 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,884 ♪ Three little words, a couple of doves ♪ 385 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:51,346 ♪ And a ring on her finger From the person that she loves ♪ 386 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:55,267 ♪ Is this heaven ♪ 387 00:23:56,143 --> 00:24:00,856 ♪ Or is it just a white woman ♪ 388 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,150 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 389 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:07,446 ♪ White woman ♪ 390 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:10,657 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 391 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:13,702 ♪ White woman ♪ 392 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:17,038 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 393 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:20,125 ♪ White woman ♪ 394 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,711 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 395 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,801 [playing on laptop] ♪ White woman ♪ 396 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,512 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 397 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:36,391 ♪ White woman ♪ 398 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,603 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 399 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:42,814 ♪ White woman ♪ 400 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:46,026 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 401 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:49,237 ♪ White woman ♪ 402 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,281 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 403 00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:53,325 [birds calling] 404 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,788 [Bo] Here's a question for you guys. Um… 405 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,958 Is it… is it necessary? 406 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:07,339 Is it necessary that every single person on this planet 407 00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:13,428 um, expresses every single opinion that they have 408 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,556 on every single thing that occurs 409 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,683 all at the same time? 410 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:22,020 Is that… is that necessary? 411 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:23,730 Um… 412 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:26,358 Or to ask in a slightly different way, 413 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,569 um, can… can anyone 414 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,322 shut the fuck up? 415 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,116 Can… can anyone, 416 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,285 any… any… 417 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,539 any one, any single one, 418 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,123 can any one… 419 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,667 [inhales deeply] 420 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:46,336 …shut the fuck up about anything-- 421 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:48,713 About any… any single thing? 422 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:51,091 Can any single person 423 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:54,928 shut the fuck up about any single thing 424 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,389 for an hour? 425 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,392 You know, is that… is that possible? 426 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:02,852 [clicks tongue] 427 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,480 [gasps] And I know you're thinking, 428 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,732 "You're not shutting the fuck up right now," 429 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,192 and that's true, but… 430 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:13,655 ♪ Who needs a coffee 'Cause I'm doing a run ♪ 431 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,408 ♪ I'm writing down the orders now For everyone ♪ 432 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:19,119 ♪ The coffee is free, just like me ♪ 433 00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:21,162 ♪ I'm an unpaid intern ♪ 434 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,958 ♪ Sorting papers, running around ♪ 435 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,877 ♪ Sitting in the meeting I'm not making a sound ♪ 436 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,630 ♪ Barely people, somehow legal ♪ 437 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,424 ♪ Unpaid intern ♪ 438 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,844 ♪ You work all day, go back to your dorm ♪ 439 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,722 ♪ And since you can't afford a mortgage You just torrent a porn ♪ 440 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,515 ♪ 'Cause you're an intern ♪ 441 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,017 [in deep voice] ♪ Unpaid ♪ 442 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,560 [scatting] 443 00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:44,728 Hey, everybody. 444 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:49,441 Um, I thought I'd do a reaction video to the song that you just saw me perform. 445 00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:50,859 Thought that might be fun. 446 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:55,780 Um, so I got my laptop all set up. So I'm ready to go, and let's go. 447 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,492 ♪ Who needs a coffee 'Cause I'm doing a run… ♪ 448 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,453 [chuckles] I like this song. 449 00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:06,207 Um, so the idea with this song was basically that there's so many songs 450 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,501 in the past about… about working-class jobs, 451 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:12,380 but not a lot about the labor exploitation of the modern world, 452 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,798 so that was the idea here. 453 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,925 ♪ Barely people, somehow legal… ♪ 454 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:20,180 My beard is a little shorter in this video 'cause I filmed it a couple weeks ago. 455 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,640 ♪ Go back to your dorm ♪ 456 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,767 ♪ And since you can't afford a mortgage You just… ♪ 457 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:26,394 I think it holds up. The song, not the beard. [laughs] 458 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,812 [in deep voice] ♪ Unpaid ♪ 459 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,022 [scatting] 460 00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:31,650 And then you cut. I think it's funny to cut right on-- 461 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:35,070 …do a reaction video to the song that you just saw me perform. 462 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,696 -Thought that might be fun. -What… 463 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,448 Um, so I got my… 464 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:40,742 Because this video played after that. 465 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:43,370 Right. So, and now… Right. 466 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:44,996 Okay, so I'll just keep reacting. 467 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,667 So, this is me reacting to the song. 468 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:50,752 Um… 469 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,505 What I'm doing is I'm explaining what the song means. 470 00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:56,466 Um, and what it's about. I'm being a little pretentious. 471 00:27:56,549 --> 00:28:00,011 It's, uh… it's an instinct I have where I need everything that I write 472 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,180 to have some deeper meaning or something. 473 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:05,684 But it's a stupid song, and, uh, it doesn't really mean anything, 474 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:09,145 and, uh, it's… it's pretty unlikable that I… that I feel this need, 475 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:13,441 this desperate need, to be seen as intelligent. 476 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,069 And the video's ending here, as you can see, 477 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:19,531 and look, I'm very confused. See, I'm very, very confused. 478 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:22,117 'Cause I'm staring at myself, I don't know what I'm looking at, 479 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,538 and I'm starting to catch up now, and realizing what's going on. 480 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:29,499 And, uh, yeah, now I'm deciding to react 481 00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,335 to the reaction to the video. 482 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:36,423 So here, um, I'm reacting to my own reacting, 483 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:41,094 and I'm criticizing my initial reaction for… for being pretentious, 484 00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:44,556 which is… which is honestly, it's a… it's a defense mechanism. 485 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,767 I'm… I'm so worried that criticism will be levied against me 486 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,562 that I levy it against myself before anyone else can. 487 00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:53,690 And I think that, "Oh, if I'm self-aware about being a douchebag, 488 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:57,110 it'll somehow make me less of a douchebag." But it… but it doesn't. 489 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:59,946 Um, self-awareness does not absolve anybody of anything. 490 00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:02,490 Am I balding? This is really, really disturbing. 491 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:06,536 I don't like looking at myself like this, and I want… I want this to stop. 492 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:09,330 Okay, I want this to stop. I'm… I'm stopping this. 493 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:12,625 So, yeah, that was, uh, my reaction to the song, 494 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,252 and I hope you enjoyed it. 495 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,464 [electronic music playing] 496 00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:25,722 ♪ CEO, entrepreneur ♪ 497 00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:27,849 ♪ Born in 1964 ♪ 498 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,350 ♪ Jeffrey ♪ 499 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,936 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 500 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,063 ♪ CEO, entrepreneur ♪ 501 00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:36,149 ♪ Born in 1964 ♪ 502 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:37,650 ♪ Jeffrey ♪ 503 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:40,320 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 504 00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:42,405 ♪ Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it ♪ 505 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,491 ♪ Pave the way, put your back into it ♪ 506 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,618 ♪ Tell us why Show us how ♪ 507 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:48,787 ♪ Look at where you came from Look at you now ♪ 508 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,789 ♪ Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet ♪ 509 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:52,832 ♪ Amateurs can fucking suck it ♪ 510 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,001 ♪ Fuck their wives, drink their blood ♪ 511 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:56,711 ♪ Come on, Jeff, get 'em! ♪ 512 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,797 [playing electronic music] 513 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:11,893 [screams] 514 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,394 I don't know about you guys, 515 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,689 but, um, you know, I've been thinking recently that… 516 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:21,277 that you know, maybe, um, allowing 517 00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:25,156 giant digital media corporations to 518 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:29,452 exploit the neurochemical drama 519 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,704 of our children for profit… 520 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,708 You know, maybe that was, uh… 521 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,461 a bad call 522 00:30:39,295 --> 00:30:40,296 by us. 523 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,717 Maybe… 524 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:49,764 maybe the… the flattening of the entire subjective human experience 525 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:54,811 into a… lifeless exchange of value 526 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,521 that benefits nobody, 527 00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,024 except for, um, you know, 528 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:05,071 a handful of bug-eyed salamanders in Silicon Valley… 529 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:10,118 Maybe that as a… as a way of life forever… 530 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:16,332 maybe that's, um, not good. 531 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,293 [birds calling] 532 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:19,919 [exhales] 533 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:24,465 I'm… 534 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,719 horny. 535 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:34,726 Sexting 536 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:38,271 ♪ It isn't sex It's the next best thing ♪ 537 00:31:38,354 --> 00:31:42,942 ♪ Sexting ♪ 538 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:44,652 ♪ Aye, aye ♪ 539 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,696 ♪ AT&T ♪ 540 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:47,780 ♪ I am in bed ♪ 541 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:50,700 ♪ I am ready to go with you ♪ 542 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:53,828 ♪ Tonight I'm thinking of taking it slow ♪ 543 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,456 ♪ We'll use emojis only ♪ 544 00:31:56,539 --> 00:31:59,334 ♪ We don't need phonetical diction ♪ 545 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:03,379 ♪ We'll talk dirty Like we're ancient Egyptians ♪ 546 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,465 ♪ You send me a peach ♪ 547 00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:07,550 ♪ I send a carrot back ♪ 548 00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,510 ♪ You send a Ferris wheel ♪ 549 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,220 ♪ That's pretty abstract ♪ 550 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,348 ♪ I send back a ticket stub ♪ 551 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:16,059 ♪ Implying that The Ferris wheel's your body ♪ 552 00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:19,020 ♪ And I'd really love admission to it ♪ 553 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:20,438 ♪ Oh no! ♪ 554 00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:22,982 ♪ What if now you think That I'm implying ♪ 555 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:26,402 ♪ Your vagina Is as big as a Ferris wheel? ♪ 556 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:27,487 ♪ Damn ♪ 557 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:30,281 ♪ You send back a snowman ♪ 558 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,785 ♪ Crisis averted ♪ 559 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:38,706 -♪ Thank God ♪ -♪ Sexting ♪ 560 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,418 ♪ It isn't sex It's the next best thing ♪ 561 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:46,923 ♪ Sexting ♪ 562 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:48,716 ♪ Aye, aye ♪ 563 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:50,635 ♪ AT&T ♪ 564 00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:54,222 ♪ No more emojis, now it's on to words ♪ 565 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:58,184 ♪ I ask what you're wearing You reply, "A shirt" ♪ 566 00:32:58,267 --> 00:33:00,228 ♪ You say, "Are you naked?" ♪ 567 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:03,189 ♪ I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat" ♪ 568 00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:06,359 ♪ You say, ""lmao." But I doubt that 569 00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:10,530 ♪ I'm getting hot at just the thought Of what I'd do to you ♪ 570 00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:14,367 ♪ 'Cause in my head I'm in your bed And getting through to you ♪ 571 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:18,496 ♪ They made the Internet For nights like these ♪ 572 00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:22,375 ♪ I love you, baby Send a picture of your tits, please ♪ 573 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:26,754 -♪ Sexting ♪ -♪ Whoa ♪ 574 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:30,425 ♪ It isn't sex It's the next best thing ♪ 575 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:34,512 ♪ Sexting ♪ 576 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:37,306 -♪ We are sexting ♪ -♪ Aye, aye ♪ 577 00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:38,349 ♪ AT&T ♪ 578 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:42,145 ♪ You send the pic And say it's now my turn ♪ 579 00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:46,441 ♪ Jesus fucking Christ I guess I never learn ♪ 580 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:49,986 ♪ My phone's flash is my only light ♪ 581 00:33:50,069 --> 00:33:54,574 ♪ And the flash Makes my dick look frightened ♪ 582 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:58,494 ♪ I chicken out And send a picture of my face instead ♪ 583 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:02,790 ♪ Because my dick looks like The baby from Eraserhead ♪ 584 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,836 ♪ You say, "I sent my titties That's not fair" ♪ 585 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:11,007 ♪ So I send it to you And then my phone dies ♪ 586 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:13,301 ♪ Another night on my own, yeah ♪ 587 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,303 ♪ Stuck in my home, yeah ♪ 588 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:18,806 ♪ Sitting alone, one hand on my dick And one hand on my phone, yeah ♪ 589 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,892 ♪ Another night on my own, yeah ♪ 590 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:23,311 ♪ Stuck in my home, yeah ♪ 591 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,939 ♪ Sitting alone, one hand on my dick And one hand on my phone, yeah ♪ 592 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,900 ♪ Another night on my own, yeah ♪ 593 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,235 ♪ Stuck in my home, yeah ♪ 594 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,029 ♪ Sitting alone, one hand on my dick ♪ 595 00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:34,864 -♪ And one hand on my phone, yeah ♪ -♪ Pussy ♪ 596 00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:36,908 -♪ Another night on my own, yeah ♪ -♪ Titties ♪ 597 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:38,868 -♪ Stuck in my home, yeah ♪ -♪ Balls ♪ 598 00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:42,872 ♪ Sitting alone, one hand on my dick And one hand on my phone, yeah ♪ 599 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,212 Hey, everybody. 600 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:52,799 Um, I just wanted to make a really quick video to say thank you. 601 00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:55,802 -[happy music playing] -Thank you for watching my content. 602 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:56,969 As you guys know, 603 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,931 I work really hard to try to bring you guys 604 00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:03,017 high-quality content that I think you'll enjoy. 605 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,479 So the fact that you are enjoying it, means everything to me. 606 00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:09,148 So thank you, and also keep watching, 607 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:12,401 'cause there's a lot more content where that came from. [laughs] 608 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,320 All right, guys, see you later. 609 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,493 [music fading] 610 00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:25,289 [music ends] 611 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:36,134 ♪ Trying to be funny and stuck in a room ♪ 612 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:41,389 ♪ There isn't much more to say about it ♪ 613 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:45,059 ♪ Can one be funny when stuck in a room? ♪ 614 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:48,521 [clears throat] I took a big fucking breath. 615 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:50,481 [inhales deeply] 616 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:54,861 ♪ Trying to be funny and stuck in a room ♪ 617 00:35:56,362 --> 00:36:00,199 ♪ There isn't much more to say about it ♪ 618 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:03,870 ♪ Can one be funny when stuck in a room? ♪ 619 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:09,208 ♪ Being in Trying to get something out of it ♪ 620 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:11,961 ♪ Try making faces ♪ 621 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,130 ♪ Try telling jokes ♪ 622 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:16,966 ♪ Making little sounds ♪ 623 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:18,134 [making sounds] 624 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:22,305 ♪ I was a kid who was stuck in his room ♪ 625 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:27,143 ♪ There isn't much more to say about it ♪ 626 00:36:27,226 --> 00:36:31,355 ♪ When you're a kid And you're stuck in your room ♪ 627 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:36,194 ♪ You'll do any old shit To get out of it ♪ 628 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:39,530 ♪ Try making faces ♪ 629 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,115 ♪ Try telling jokes ♪ 630 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:45,161 ♪ Making little sounds ♪ 631 00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,371 ♪ Well, well ♪ 632 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,665 ♪ Look who's inside again ♪ 633 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,167 ♪ Went out to look ♪ 634 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:54,170 ♪ For a reason to hide again ♪ 635 00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:56,422 ♪ Well, well ♪ 636 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:59,759 ♪ Buddy, you found it ♪ 637 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,845 ♪ Now come out with your hands up ♪ 638 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,641 ♪ We've got you surrounded ♪ 639 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:16,651 One more. 640 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,238 [electronic music playing] 641 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,580 [music continues] 642 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,689 [inaudible] 643 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,075 [synth-pop music playing] 644 00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:19,588 ♪ I grew up as your usual suburbanite ♪ 645 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:23,175 ♪ A tiny town in Massachusetts Overwhelmingly white ♪ 646 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:26,846 ♪ I went to church on Sundays In a suit and a tie ♪ 647 00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:29,473 ♪ Then spent my free time Watching Family Guy ♪ 648 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:33,352 ♪ I started doing comedy When I was just a sheltered kid ♪ 649 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:36,105 ♪ I wrote offensive shit And I said it ♪ 650 00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:40,234 ♪ Father, please forgive me For I did not realize what I did ♪ 651 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,653 ♪ Or that I'd live to regret it ♪ 652 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:46,907 ♪ Times are changing And I'm getting old ♪ 653 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,160 ♪ Are you gonna hold me accountable? ♪ 654 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:52,496 ♪ My bed is empty, and I'm getting cold ♪ 655 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:55,583 ♪ Isn't anybody gonna Hold me accountable? ♪ 656 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,834 [moans] 657 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:58,502 ♪ I'm problematic ♪ 658 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:00,880 ♪ He's a problem ♪ 659 00:39:00,963 --> 00:39:02,923 ♪ When I was 17, on Halloween ♪ 660 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,925 ♪ I dressed up as Aladdin ♪ 661 00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:07,386 ♪ He's a problem ♪ 662 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,013 ♪ I did not darken my skin ♪ 663 00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:11,432 ♪ But still it feels weird in hindsight ♪ 664 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:13,517 [music continues] 665 00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:26,030 ♪ I want to show you How I'm growing as a person, but first ♪ 666 00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:29,617 ♪ I feel I must address the lyrics From the previous verse ♪ 667 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,953 ♪ I tried to hide behind my childhood And that's not okay ♪ 668 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:35,956 ♪ My actions are my own I won't explain them away ♪ 669 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,127 ♪ I've done a lot of self-reflecting Since I started singing this song ♪ 670 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,797 ♪ I was totally wrong when I said it ♪ 671 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,592 ♪ Father, please forgive me For I did not realize what I did ♪ 672 00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:49,470 ♪ Or that I'd live to regret it ♪ 673 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:53,349 ♪ Times are changing And I'm getting old ♪ 674 00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:55,559 ♪ Are you gonna hold me accountable? ♪ 675 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,854 ♪ My bed is empty, and I'm getting cold ♪ 676 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:02,149 ♪ Isn't anybody gonna Hold me accountable? ♪ 677 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,151 [moan echoing] 678 00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:06,362 ♪ I'm problematic ♪ 679 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,989 ♪ He's a problem ♪ 680 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:13,035 ♪ I just remembered that Aladdin costume's In my mother's attic ♪ 681 00:40:14,036 --> 00:40:16,497 -♪ He's a problem ♪ -♪ I'm gonna go home and burn it… ♪ 682 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,291 Or not burn it. Is burning it bad? What should I do with it? 683 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,336 ♪ And I've been totally awful ♪ 684 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:26,632 ♪ My closet is chock-full of stuff That is vaguely shitty ♪ 685 00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,843 ♪ All of it was perfectly lawful ♪ 686 00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:32,513 ♪ Just not very thoughtful at all And just really shitty ♪ 687 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:35,349 ♪ And I've been totally awful ♪ 688 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,603 ♪ My closet is chock-full of stuff That is vaguely shitty ♪ 689 00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:41,856 ♪ All of it was perfectly lawful ♪ 690 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:44,733 ♪ Just not very thoughtful at all And just really ♪ 691 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:49,155 ♪ And I'm really fucking sorry ♪ 692 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:52,658 ♪ Bitch, I'm trying to listen Shit, I’ve been complacent ♪ 693 00:40:52,741 --> 00:40:55,828 ♪ Sorry ♪ 694 00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:58,831 ♪ If I'm gonna catch up First, I gotta fess up ♪ 695 00:40:58,914 --> 00:41:05,296 ♪ Sorry ♪ 696 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:11,760 ♪ Sorry ♪ 697 00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:19,059 [projector whirring] 698 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:32,907 [light switches click] 699 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:40,915 [clicking] 700 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:54,512 [gasps] Sh-- 701 00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:05,564 [inhales deeply] So, um… 702 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,486 I've been working on this special now for six months. 703 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:18,077 And… the whole time I've had a… a goal in mind, 704 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,039 which is I wanted to finish this thing 705 00:42:23,582 --> 00:42:26,168 before I turned 30. 706 00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:31,757 Um, because the idea of… of turning 30, 707 00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:36,053 while still in this fucking room, 708 00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:38,806 working on this thing alone, 709 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:42,142 um, that just seemed… 710 00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:46,897 I just… I just wanted to avoid that. 711 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:47,982 So… 712 00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:52,611 And you might be thinking, "Well, that's fine. You know, look at you." 713 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,823 "You radiate such youth." 714 00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:59,285 "You must not be turning 30 for years." 715 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,122 And that's very, uh, nice of you to say. 716 00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:04,790 But the truth is 717 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:07,668 um, I turn 30 718 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,920 in less than a minute. 719 00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:13,090 [inhales deeply] 720 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:16,343 So I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy 721 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:18,929 uh, my twenties, 722 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:23,142 and then get back to work. 723 00:43:28,355 --> 00:43:29,607 [sighs] 724 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,420 [electronic music playing] 725 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,806 Yay. 726 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:07,978 ♪ I used to run for miles ♪ 727 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,438 ♪ I used to ride my bike ♪ 728 00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:12,274 ♪ I used to wake up with a smile ♪ 729 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:15,027 ♪ And go to bed at night with a dream ♪ 730 00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:17,404 [exhales] Ah. 731 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,948 ♪ But now I'm turning 30 ♪ 732 00:44:20,699 --> 00:44:21,784 ♪ No! ♪ 733 00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:24,536 ♪ I used to be the young one ♪ 734 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:26,288 ♪ Got used to meeting people ♪ 735 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,624 ♪ Who were used to meeting someone ♪ 736 00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:30,542 ♪ Who was born in 1990 ♪ 737 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:31,877 ♪ No way! ♪ 738 00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:34,171 Yeah, I was born in 1990. 739 00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:36,715 ♪ Now I'm turning 30 ♪ 740 00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:39,176 God… God damn it. 741 00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:43,263 -♪ I'm ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 742 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:47,476 -♪ Turning ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 743 00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:51,146 -♪ Thirty ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 744 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:55,984 -♪ I'm turning 30 ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 745 00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:58,028 ♪ When he was 27 ♪ 746 00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:00,030 ♪ My granddad fought in Vietnam ♪ 747 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,116 ♪ When I was 27 ♪ 748 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:04,743 ♪ I built a birdhouse with my mom ♪ 749 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:05,994 Oh fuck. 750 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:07,830 [sobs] 751 00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:10,541 ♪ How am I 30? ♪ 752 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:12,042 [groans] 753 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,628 ♪ I used to make fun of the boomers ♪ 754 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,714 ♪ In retrospect, a bit too much ♪ 755 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,924 ♪ Now all these fucking zoomers ♪ 756 00:45:19,007 --> 00:45:20,884 ♪ Are telling me that I'm out of touch ♪ 757 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:24,930 Oh yeah? Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds. Okay? 758 00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:27,307 So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder 759 00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:29,601 in your late twenties, don't come crawling back to me. 760 00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:33,355 -♪ I'm ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 761 00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:37,568 -♪ Turning ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 762 00:45:37,651 --> 00:45:41,238 -♪ Thirty ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 763 00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:45,409 -♪ I'm turning 30 ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 764 00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:50,122 ♪ And now my stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 765 00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:54,251 ♪ My stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 766 00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:58,422 ♪ My stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 767 00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:02,092 ♪ My stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 768 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:06,805 ♪ And now my stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 769 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:10,976 ♪ My stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 770 00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:15,272 ♪ My stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 771 00:46:15,355 --> 00:46:18,650 ♪ Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children ♪ 772 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:21,153 ♪ It's 2020, and I'm 30 ♪ 773 00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:23,197 ♪ I'll do another ten ♪ 774 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,993 ♪ 2030 I'll be 40 and kill myself then ♪ 775 00:46:28,076 --> 00:46:30,245 [breathes deeply] 776 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:34,124 [breathing heavily] 777 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,631 -Okay. -[flashlight thuds] 778 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:42,758 Check that one. 779 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:45,969 -We'll do one more. -[switch clicks] 780 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:52,851 I just wanna say for the record, um, that I do not want to kill myself, okay? 781 00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:56,396 I don't wanna kill myself, and I'm not going to kill myself. 782 00:46:56,939 --> 00:47:00,526 Um, and if you're out there and you're struggling with suicidal thoughts 783 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:02,152 and you want to kill yourself, 784 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,863 I just want to tell you don't. 785 00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:09,159 Okay? Can you not, please? 786 00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:12,246 Just don't. All right? 787 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:14,998 Fucking quit it with the-- 788 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:19,378 But really, don't kill yourself. You don't want to, because… 789 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:25,259 There are people that love you… 790 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:26,802 That's not true necessarily, 791 00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:29,555 but there could be people that love you in the future, 792 00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:30,514 and just don't. 793 00:47:30,597 --> 00:47:32,599 I've had people close to me kill themselves, 794 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:35,477 and I'll be honest with you, didn't love it. 795 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,521 Didn't love that. 796 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:38,689 So just don't. 797 00:47:39,773 --> 00:47:42,025 But if I could kill myself for a year… 798 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:44,945 If I can-- I'd do it today. 799 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:47,698 If I could kill myself today and be dead 800 00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:50,200 until like 18 months from now, 801 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:54,329 um, I would do it, but alas… 802 00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:55,581 [inhales deeply] 803 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:57,833 …when you kill yourself, you're dead forever, 804 00:47:57,916 --> 00:48:01,169 and we shouldn't be dead forever yet. 805 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,839 So let's not. Right? 806 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:05,549 Come on, guys. 807 00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:21,899 [grunts] 808 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:25,319 [exhales] 809 00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:30,407 [electronic music playing] 810 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:11,698 [clears throat] 811 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,996 [crickets chirping] 812 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,247 [Bo grunts] 813 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,683 [sniffles] 814 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,561 ♪ How are you feeling? ♪ 815 00:49:42,187 --> 00:49:44,189 ♪ Do you like the show? ♪ 816 00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:46,650 ♪ Are you tired of it? ♪ 817 00:49:46,733 --> 00:49:49,486 ♪ Never mind, I don't wanna know ♪ 818 00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:52,114 ♪ Are you finding it boring? ♪ 819 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:55,075 ♪ Too fast, too slow? ♪ 820 00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:57,953 ♪ I'm asking but don't answer ♪ 821 00:49:58,036 --> 00:50:00,205 ♪ 'Cause I don't wanna know ♪ 822 00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:03,500 ♪ Do I have your attention? ♪ 823 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,711 ♪ Yes or no? ♪ 824 00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:08,630 ♪ I bet I'd guess the answer ♪ 825 00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,841 ♪ But I don't wanna know ♪ 826 00:50:10,924 --> 00:50:14,177 ♪ Am I on in the background? ♪ 827 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:17,055 ♪ Are you on your phone? ♪ 828 00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:19,307 ♪ I'd ask you what you're watching ♪ 829 00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:21,560 ♪ But I don't wanna know ♪ 830 00:50:21,643 --> 00:50:25,022 ♪ Is there anyone out there? ♪ 831 00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:27,691 ♪ Or am I all alone? ♪ 832 00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:29,985 ♪ It wouldn't make a difference ♪ 833 00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:32,404 ♪ Still I don't wanna know ♪ 834 00:50:32,487 --> 00:50:35,490 ♪ I thought it'd be over by now ♪ 835 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:38,326 ♪ But I got a while to go ♪ 836 00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:40,537 ♪ I'd give away the ending ♪ 837 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,039 ♪ But you don't wanna kn-- ♪ 838 00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:43,999 What's up, boys. Welcome to the stream. 839 00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:46,334 Um, I'm gonna be doing some live play today 840 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,045 for the first time in a while. 841 00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:50,964 Uh, you guys have been wanting that, so we're gonna do-- 842 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,382 This is the title, Inside. 843 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:55,218 I've got a lot of requests for this game in chat. 844 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:57,637 It's some indie developer. I'm not really sure. 845 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:59,723 I'm going in totally cold on this. 846 00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:03,393 Um, JB, thank you for the three months. My dude, much appreciated. 847 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,563 Um… Okay. 848 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:08,607 [drum beating slowly] 849 00:51:08,690 --> 00:51:12,944 That looks pretty good, graphics-wise. I mean, I know it's a cinematic, but… 850 00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:14,321 [inhales deeply] 851 00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:17,282 So we're gonna be trying to do live plays every day this week, 852 00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:18,283 so tune in for that. 853 00:51:18,366 --> 00:51:21,203 I would be gifting 30 subs at the end of the week. 854 00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:25,665 Um, day 50, 250… All right, so this dude's been in here for a while. 855 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:28,168 -So is this like an escape the room? -[dings] 856 00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:30,003 -Or… -[crying loudly] 857 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:31,088 Okay. 858 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,756 So I can cry. 859 00:51:32,839 --> 00:51:36,093 So he's… he's not happy about being in this room. 860 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:38,428 [gentle video game music playing] 861 00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:41,389 I like the music. The music is actually nice on this. 862 00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:43,016 [footsteps] 863 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:47,938 Controls are actually pretty smooth. So you're in this like 2D set up, right? 864 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,774 Like, I can't control the camera. 865 00:51:52,025 --> 00:51:53,151 Um… 866 00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:56,571 I'll give it-- I guess I'll cry again. 867 00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,240 -[crying] -He's-- 868 00:51:58,323 --> 00:52:00,784 So is the dude big, or is the room small? 869 00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:02,536 That's what I'm confused about. 870 00:52:03,036 --> 00:52:05,205 Chat's saying, try the door. Yeah, well, okay. 871 00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:08,792 [laughing] I mean, I don't think it's gonna be that simple, but I will. 872 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:09,876 [clicking] 873 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,128 Yeah, there ya go. 874 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:14,297 Um, okay, Well, I think he'll probably cry again. 875 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:15,924 -[crying] -It's tough, dude. 876 00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:18,593 -It's tough. He's been in here a while. -[dings] 877 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,095 Um, see, I don't like that. 878 00:52:20,178 --> 00:52:23,682 I don't know why they feel the need to give the hint so quick. 879 00:52:23,765 --> 00:52:26,560 I just wish they'd let me… let me explore a little bit. 880 00:52:28,019 --> 00:52:31,982 Wha… I'm holding the flashlight like a… like a cop. 881 00:52:32,065 --> 00:52:33,608 -Why is he doing that? -[dings] 882 00:52:34,609 --> 00:52:37,612 [chuckles] Ah. 883 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:41,199 All right. Okay. So… 884 00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:43,952 -[dings] -[piano playing] 885 00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:45,036 All right. 886 00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:49,833 Okay, he seems a little happier now. That's nice. 887 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:52,669 I don't know. 888 00:52:52,752 --> 00:52:54,004 I'll cry, I guess, again. 889 00:52:54,087 --> 00:52:56,089 [crying] 890 00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:00,135 Okay, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be do-- 891 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:01,761 Oh! Nice. 892 00:53:02,637 --> 00:53:03,555 Okay, yeah. 893 00:53:03,638 --> 00:53:04,764 [continues crying] 894 00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:07,893 Yeah, great. Um… 895 00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:09,060 [music fades] 896 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:10,645 All right, I'm into this. 897 00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:13,857 Yeah, it's giving me sort of like Death Stranding vibes, 898 00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:17,444 you know, 'cause it's, like, it's fucking boring, 899 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:19,529 but that's, like, the point, I think. 900 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:21,114 [suspenseful music playing] 901 00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:24,743 Dante, thank you for the four months. Appreciate it. 902 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:28,371 [solemn music playing] 903 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,262 [music continues] 904 00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:02,405 [music continues] 905 00:54:16,711 --> 00:54:19,381 -[upbeat music playing] -[Bo] How we feeling out there tonight? 906 00:54:19,464 --> 00:54:20,548 [laughs] 907 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:22,050 Yeah. 908 00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:23,927 I am not feeling good. 909 00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:26,596 ♪ Wake up at 11:30 ♪ 910 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,723 -♪ Feeling like a bag of shit ♪ -♪ Oh no! ♪ 911 00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:32,143 ♪ All my clothes are dirty So I'm smelling like a bag of shit ♪ 912 00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:36,606 ♪ Go to pour my coffee, and I miss my cup OMG, that is just my luck ♪ 913 00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:39,651 ♪ Look in the mirror Say, "What's up, you useless fuck?" ♪ 914 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,404 ♪ Are you feeling what I'm feeling? ♪ 915 00:54:42,487 --> 00:54:46,741 ♪ I haven't had a shower In the last nine days ♪ 916 00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:48,576 ♪ Ah ♪ 917 00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:50,412 ♪ Staring at the ceiling ♪ 918 00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:53,498 ♪ And waiting For this feeling to go away ♪ 919 00:54:54,582 --> 00:54:56,584 ♪ But it won't go away ♪ 920 00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:58,586 ♪ I'm not really feeling Like I wanna get lit ♪ 921 00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:01,214 -♪ Tell us how you're feeling ♪ -♪ Well, I feel like shit ♪ 922 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:02,549 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 923 00:55:02,632 --> 00:55:05,135 ♪ Feeling like A saggy, massive sack of shit ♪ 924 00:55:05,218 --> 00:55:06,594 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 925 00:55:06,678 --> 00:55:09,139 ♪ Big 'ol motherfucking Duffel bag of shit ♪ 926 00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:10,598 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 927 00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:12,434 ♪ All day, all shit ♪ 928 00:55:12,517 --> 00:55:14,311 ♪ I'm not really feeling Like I wanna get lit ♪ 929 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:16,604 -♪ Tell us how you're feeling ♪ -♪ I'm feeling like shit ♪ 930 00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:18,440 -♪ Ladies, do you feel like shit? ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 931 00:55:18,523 --> 00:55:20,358 -♪ Tell me, do you feel like shit? ♪ -♪ Oh yeah ♪ 932 00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:22,569 -♪ Fellas, are you feeling like shit? ♪ -♪ Huh ♪ 933 00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:24,612 -♪ Tell me, are you feeling like shit? ♪ -♪ Oh yeah ♪ 934 00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:26,614 -♪ Ladies, do you feel like shit? ♪ -♪ Yeah? ♪ 935 00:55:26,698 --> 00:55:28,616 -♪ Tell me, do you feel like shit? ♪ -♪ Oh yeah ♪ 936 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,618 -♪ Fellas, are you feeling like shit? ♪ -♪ Huh? ♪ 937 00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:32,746 -♪ Tell me, are you feeling like shit? ♪ -♪ Oh yeah ♪ 938 00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:34,331 [birds chirping] 939 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,292 [Bo] So, um, my… 940 00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:41,046 uh, my current mental health is… is… 941 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:45,759 rapidly approaching, um, an ATL, 942 00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:48,470 which is, um, that's an "all-time low," 943 00:55:49,095 --> 00:55:50,722 not… not Atlanta. 944 00:55:50,805 --> 00:55:52,807 [inhales deeply] And… 945 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:59,647 You know, I feel okay when I'm asleep. Like when I'm asleep, I feel all right, 946 00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:02,150 but it's basically from the moment I wake up, 947 00:56:02,692 --> 00:56:04,444 I, uh, I just get this-- 948 00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:06,112 ♪ Feeling in my body ♪ 949 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:07,781 ♪ Way down deep inside me ♪ 950 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:10,825 -♪ I try not to fight it ♪ -♪ Describe it ♪ 951 00:56:10,909 --> 00:56:13,244 ♪ All right A few things start to happen ♪ 952 00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:14,954 ♪ My vision starts to flatten ♪ 953 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,790 ♪ My heart, it gets to tappin' ♪ 954 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:18,625 ♪ And I think I'm gonna die ♪ 955 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:21,461 Yeah, so, um… 956 00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:22,545 Yeah. Not… 957 00:56:23,838 --> 00:56:26,383 Not doing great. 958 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:28,134 [inhales deeply] 959 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,219 [clears throat] 960 00:56:32,430 --> 00:56:34,349 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 961 00:56:34,432 --> 00:56:36,267 ♪ Have a look around ♪ 962 00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:39,646 ♪ Anything that brain of yours Can think of can be found ♪ 963 00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:41,773 ♪ We've got mountains of content ♪ 964 00:56:41,856 --> 00:56:43,233 ♪ Some better, some worse ♪ 965 00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:47,320 ♪ If none of it's of interest to you You'd be the first ♪ 966 00:56:47,862 --> 00:56:49,739 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 967 00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:51,116 ♪ Come and take a seat ♪ 968 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:55,203 ♪ Would you like to see the news Or any famous women's feet? ♪ 969 00:56:55,286 --> 00:56:58,540 ♪ There's no need to panic This isn't a test ♪ 970 00:56:58,623 --> 00:56:59,624 [laughs] 971 00:56:59,707 --> 00:57:02,669 ♪ Just nod or shake your head And we'll do the rest ♪ 972 00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,088 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 973 00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:06,506 ♪ What would you prefer? ♪ 974 00:57:06,589 --> 00:57:10,593 ♪ Would you like to fight For civil rights or tweet a racial slur? ♪ 975 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:14,889 ♪ Be happy, be horny Be bursting with rage ♪ 976 00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:18,435 ♪ We got a million different ways To engage ♪ 977 00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:20,395 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 978 00:57:20,478 --> 00:57:21,855 ♪ Put your cares aside ♪ 979 00:57:21,938 --> 00:57:25,650 ♪ Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died ♪ 980 00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:29,404 ♪ We got movies and doctors And fantasy sports ♪ 981 00:57:29,487 --> 00:57:32,782 ♪ And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings Of all the characters in Harry Potter ♪ 982 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:34,784 ♪ Fucking each other Welcome to the Internet ♪ 983 00:57:34,868 --> 00:57:36,035 ♪ Hold on to your socks ♪ 984 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:39,330 ♪ 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you Photos of his cock ♪ 985 00:57:39,414 --> 00:57:43,001 ♪ They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more ♪ 986 00:57:43,084 --> 00:57:45,587 ♪ Don't act surprised You know you like it, you whore ♪ 987 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,339 ♪ See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink ♪ 988 00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:51,342 ♪ Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think ♪ 989 00:57:51,426 --> 00:57:54,304 ♪ Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer ♪ 990 00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:57,140 ♪ Or DM a girl and groom her Do a Zoom or find a tumor ♪ 991 00:57:57,223 --> 00:58:00,018 ♪ And here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom ♪ 992 00:58:00,101 --> 00:58:03,062 ♪ Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bomb ♪ 993 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:05,773 ♪ Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz ♪ 994 00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:09,611 ♪ Obama sent the immigrants To vaccinate your kids ♪ 995 00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:13,239 ♪ Could I interest you in everything All of the time? ♪ 996 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:16,367 ♪ A little bit of everything All of the time ♪ 997 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:19,287 ♪ Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime ♪ 998 00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:21,789 ♪ Anything and everything All of the time ♪ 999 00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:25,043 ♪ Could I interest you in everything All of the time? ♪ 1000 00:58:25,126 --> 00:58:27,962 ♪ A little bit of everything All of the time ♪ 1001 00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:30,882 ♪ Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime ♪ 1002 00:58:30,965 --> 00:58:33,927 ♪ Anything and everything All of the time ♪ 1003 00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:37,597 [playing gentle music] 1004 00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:44,479 You know, 1005 00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:47,649 it wasn't always like this. 1006 00:58:50,735 --> 00:58:53,863 ♪ Not very long ago ♪ 1007 00:58:54,447 --> 00:58:57,367 ♪ Just before your time ♪ 1008 00:58:58,326 --> 00:59:01,996 ♪ Right before the towers fell ♪ 1009 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:05,124 ♪ Circa '99 ♪ 1010 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,710 ♪ This was catalogues ♪ 1011 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:09,963 ♪ Travel blogs ♪ 1012 00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:12,173 ♪ A chat room or two ♪ 1013 00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:17,136 ♪ We set our sights and spent our nights ♪ 1014 00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:19,097 ♪ Waiting ♪ 1015 00:59:20,431 --> 00:59:22,183 ♪ For you ♪ 1016 00:59:22,725 --> 00:59:23,726 ♪ You ♪ 1017 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:27,355 ♪ Insatiable you ♪ 1018 00:59:27,981 --> 00:59:32,277 ♪ Mommy let you use her iPad ♪ 1019 00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,029 ♪ You were barely two ♪ 1020 00:59:35,613 --> 00:59:38,658 ♪ And it did all the things ♪ 1021 00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:42,537 ♪ We designed it to do ♪ 1022 00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:44,706 ♪ Now look at you ♪ 1023 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,375 Oh. [chuckles] 1024 00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:48,876 ♪ Look at you ♪ 1025 00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:54,007 ♪ You, you ♪ 1026 00:59:54,507 --> 00:59:58,636 ♪ Unstoppable, watchable ♪ 1027 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,513 ♪ Your time is now ♪ 1028 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,599 ♪ Your inside's out ♪ 1029 01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:05,810 ♪ Honey, how you grew ♪ 1030 01:00:05,893 --> 01:00:09,606 ♪ And if we stick together ♪ 1031 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:13,026 ♪ Who knows what we'll do ♪ 1032 01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:16,946 ♪ It was always the plan ♪ 1033 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:20,867 ♪ To put the world in your hand ♪ 1034 01:00:23,536 --> 01:00:25,538 [laughing hysterically] 1035 01:00:33,046 --> 01:00:38,551 ♪ Could I interest you in everything All of the time? ♪ 1036 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:43,681 ♪ A bit of everything all of the time ♪ 1037 01:00:43,765 --> 01:00:48,728 ♪ Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime ♪ 1038 01:00:48,811 --> 01:00:52,315 ♪ Anything and everything All of the time ♪ 1039 01:00:52,398 --> 01:00:55,401 ♪ Could I interest you in everything All of the time? ♪ 1040 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:58,321 ♪ A little bit of everything All of the time ♪ 1041 01:00:58,404 --> 01:01:01,199 ♪ Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime ♪ 1042 01:01:01,282 --> 01:01:03,785 ♪ Anything and everything And anything and everything ♪ 1043 01:01:03,868 --> 01:01:06,704 ♪ And anything and everything All of the time ♪ 1044 01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:08,706 I've been freaking out for a long time, 1045 01:01:08,790 --> 01:01:12,460 thinking I'm never gonna finish this special and be working on it forever. 1046 01:01:12,543 --> 01:01:14,170 And recently, I've been feeling like, 1047 01:01:14,253 --> 01:01:17,090 "Oh, man, maybe I am getting close to done with this." 1048 01:01:17,173 --> 01:01:21,761 "Maybe I'm gonna finish it after all." And that has made me completely freak out 1049 01:01:21,844 --> 01:01:24,263 because if I finish this special, 1050 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:28,810 that means that I have to, um, not work on it anymore. 1051 01:01:28,893 --> 01:01:31,729 And that means I have to just live my life, 1052 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:35,233 and so I'm not gonna do that, and I'm gonna not finish the special. 1053 01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:37,235 I'm gonna work on it forever, I think. 1054 01:01:37,318 --> 01:01:39,737 So, yeah, I'm gonna work on this forever, 1055 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:42,657 and I'm never gonna release it. I'm not talking to anybody now. 1056 01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:43,991 I'm just talking to myself. 1057 01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:45,827 So, yeah, who fucking cares? 1058 01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:49,706 Fuck you, and goodbye, and let's keep going. 1059 01:01:51,290 --> 01:01:53,584 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1060 01:01:53,668 --> 01:01:56,045 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1061 01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:58,464 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1062 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:00,800 ♪ Ah ♪ 1063 01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:03,219 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1064 01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:05,638 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1065 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:07,974 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1066 01:02:09,016 --> 01:02:10,393 ♪ You did it! ♪ 1067 01:02:10,476 --> 01:02:12,812 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1068 01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:15,231 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1069 01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:17,984 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1070 01:02:18,067 --> 01:02:20,069 ♪ Congratulations! ♪ 1071 01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:25,616 [disembodied cheers and laughter] 1072 01:02:26,325 --> 01:02:28,327 [disembodied laughter] 1073 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:30,413 [cheers and applause] 1074 01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:36,002 [laughter gets louder] 1075 01:02:37,962 --> 01:02:39,422 [birds chirping] 1076 01:02:39,505 --> 01:02:41,090 [Bo laughing] 1077 01:02:41,632 --> 01:02:43,134 Man, you guys are a great crowd. 1078 01:02:43,217 --> 01:02:46,053 Give it up for yourselves for coming out, by the way, tonight. Give it up. 1079 01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:47,597 [clapping] 1080 01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:51,142 Supporting live comedy in these weird times. 1081 01:02:51,225 --> 01:02:54,103 Um, it's crazy. Um… 1082 01:02:54,729 --> 01:02:57,982 These are some pretty crazy times, but it's nice during these crazy times 1083 01:02:58,065 --> 01:02:59,859 that we can get together. We can laugh. 1084 01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:02,028 [laughing] You know? Um… 1085 01:03:02,528 --> 01:03:03,529 [clicking tongue] 1086 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:05,490 I've learned something over this last year, 1087 01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:06,657 which is pretty funny. 1088 01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:09,285 Um, I've learned that 1089 01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:13,831 real-world human-to-human tactile contact will kill you, 1090 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:17,335 and that all human interaction, 1091 01:03:17,418 --> 01:03:21,464 whether it be social, political, spiritual, sexual, or interpersonal 1092 01:03:21,547 --> 01:03:25,134 should be contained in the much more safe, much more real 1093 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:27,595 interior digital space. 1094 01:03:27,678 --> 01:03:29,222 That the outside world, 1095 01:03:29,305 --> 01:03:30,890 the non-digital world, 1096 01:03:30,973 --> 01:03:36,103 is merely a theatrical space in which one stages and records content 1097 01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:39,774 for the much more real, much more vital digital space. 1098 01:03:39,857 --> 01:03:42,151 One should only engage with the outside world 1099 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,903 as one engages with a coal mine. 1100 01:03:43,986 --> 01:03:47,824 Suit up, gather what is needed, and return to the surface. 1101 01:03:48,407 --> 01:03:49,575 Um… [clicking tongue] 1102 01:03:50,451 --> 01:03:53,955 And is it just me, or do pirates need to take a little bit better care 1103 01:03:54,038 --> 01:03:55,373 of their fuckin' maps? 1104 01:03:56,874 --> 01:03:59,585 You know, when I find a pirate's map, 1105 01:04:00,711 --> 01:04:04,298 it's… it's always tea-stained, and the edges are burnt, 1106 01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:07,385 and it's like if you're a pirate, all right, and you're gonna 1107 01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:12,014 make this map and expect me to carry it around the globe 1108 01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:13,850 as I search for your treasure, 1109 01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:15,226 then laminate it. 1110 01:04:15,309 --> 01:04:17,311 [birds chirping] 1111 01:04:18,437 --> 01:04:20,356 -[flickering] -[crickets chirping] 1112 01:04:20,439 --> 01:04:22,859 [owl hooting] 1113 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:30,533 I can't really, uh, play the guitar very well, 1114 01:04:31,075 --> 01:04:32,201 um, or sing, so… 1115 01:04:32,910 --> 01:04:35,496 You know, apologies. [sniffles] 1116 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:37,582 [strumming guitar] 1117 01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:47,425 ♪ Stunning 8K resolution meditation app ♪ 1118 01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:53,389 ♪ In honor of the revolution ♪ 1119 01:04:53,472 --> 01:04:55,766 ♪ It's half-off at the Gap ♪ 1120 01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:00,938 ♪ Deadpool, self-awareness ♪ 1121 01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:03,816 ♪ Loving parents, harmless fun ♪ 1122 01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:08,946 ♪ The backlash to the backlash ♪ 1123 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:11,699 ♪ To the thing that's just begun ♪ 1124 01:05:14,493 --> 01:05:16,829 ♪ There it is ♪ 1125 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,039 ♪ Again ♪ 1126 01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:20,041 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1127 01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:24,170 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1128 01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:26,631 ♪ There it is ♪ 1129 01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:27,840 ♪ Again ♪ 1130 01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:29,675 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1131 01:05:31,093 --> 01:05:33,304 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1132 01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:38,726 ♪ The surgeon general's pop-up shop ♪ 1133 01:05:38,809 --> 01:05:41,020 ♪ Robert Iger's face ♪ 1134 01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:46,776 ♪ Discount Etsy agitprop ♪ 1135 01:05:46,859 --> 01:05:49,153 ♪ Bugle's take on race ♪ 1136 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:54,158 ♪ Female Colonel Sanders ♪ 1137 01:05:54,241 --> 01:05:56,994 ♪ Easy answers, civil war ♪ 1138 01:05:59,538 --> 01:06:02,500 ♪ The whole world at your fingertips ♪ 1139 01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:05,086 ♪ The ocean at your door ♪ 1140 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,675 ♪ The live-action Lion King ♪ 1141 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:13,678 ♪ The Pepsi halftime show ♪ 1142 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:18,766 ♪ Twenty thousand years of this ♪ 1143 01:06:18,849 --> 01:06:21,143 ♪ Seven more to go ♪ 1144 01:06:23,729 --> 01:06:25,940 ♪ Carpool Karaoke ♪ 1145 01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:29,110 ♪ Steve Aoki, Logan Paul ♪ 1146 01:06:31,445 --> 01:06:34,031 ♪ A gift shop at the gun range ♪ 1147 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:36,951 ♪ A mass shooting at the mall ♪ 1148 01:06:39,578 --> 01:06:41,914 ♪ There it is ♪ 1149 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:43,165 ♪ Again ♪ 1150 01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:45,084 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1151 01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:49,255 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1152 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:51,757 ♪ There it is ♪ 1153 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:53,009 ♪ Again ♪ 1154 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,802 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1155 01:06:56,303 --> 01:06:58,764 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1156 01:07:00,766 --> 01:07:03,978 ♪ Reading Pornhub's terms of service ♪ 1157 01:07:04,061 --> 01:07:06,439 ♪ Going for a drive ♪ 1158 01:07:06,522 --> 01:07:10,317 ♪ And obeying all the traffic laws ♪ 1159 01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:12,778 ♪ In Grand Theft Auto 5 ♪ 1160 01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:16,032 ♪ Full agoraphobic ♪ 1161 01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:19,702 ♪ Losing focus, cover blown ♪ 1162 01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:24,040 ♪ A book on getting better ♪ 1163 01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:28,252 ♪ Hand-delivered by a drone ♪ 1164 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:32,798 ♪ Total disassociation ♪ 1165 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:35,468 ♪ Fully out your mind ♪ 1166 01:07:37,678 --> 01:07:40,848 ♪ Googling "derealization" ♪ 1167 01:07:40,931 --> 01:07:43,225 ♪ Hating what you find ♪ 1168 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:49,273 ♪ That unapparent summer air ♪ 1169 01:07:49,356 --> 01:07:51,317 ♪ In early fall ♪ 1170 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:55,821 ♪ The quiet comprehending ♪ 1171 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:59,825 ♪ Of the ending of it all ♪ 1172 01:08:01,368 --> 01:08:03,662 ♪ There it is ♪ 1173 01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:04,872 ♪ Again ♪ 1174 01:08:04,955 --> 01:08:06,874 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1175 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:10,961 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1176 01:08:11,045 --> 01:08:13,380 ♪ There it is ♪ 1177 01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:14,590 ♪ Again ♪ 1178 01:08:14,673 --> 01:08:16,509 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1179 01:08:17,843 --> 01:08:20,262 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1180 01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:24,517 ♪ Hey, what can ya say? ♪ 1181 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,602 ♪ We were overdue ♪ 1182 01:08:27,686 --> 01:08:31,023 ♪ But it'll be over soon ♪ 1183 01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:32,441 ♪ You wait ♪ 1184 01:08:34,985 --> 01:08:37,279 ♪ Hey, what can ya say? ♪ 1185 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,323 ♪ We were overdue ♪ 1186 01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:43,661 ♪ But it'll be over soon ♪ 1187 01:08:43,744 --> 01:08:44,745 ♪ Just wait ♪ 1188 01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:46,831 [scatting] 1189 01:08:47,706 --> 01:08:50,042 ♪ Hey, what can ya say? ♪ 1190 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,961 ♪ We were overdue ♪ 1191 01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:56,382 ♪ But it'll be over soon ♪ 1192 01:08:56,465 --> 01:08:57,424 ♪ You wait ♪ 1193 01:08:57,508 --> 01:08:58,926 [scatting] 1194 01:09:00,427 --> 01:09:02,596 ♪ Hey, what can ya say? ♪ 1195 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,473 ♪ We were overdue ♪ 1196 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:05,641 [humming] 1197 01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:08,894 ♪ But it'll be over soon ♪ 1198 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,729 ♪ You wait ♪ 1199 01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:12,731 [scatting] 1200 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:15,109 ♪ Hey, what can ya say? ♪ 1201 01:09:15,192 --> 01:09:17,027 ♪ We were overdue ♪ 1202 01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:21,323 ♪ But it'll be over soon ♪ 1203 01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:22,491 ♪ You wait ♪ 1204 01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:23,868 [scatting] 1205 01:09:23,951 --> 01:09:25,161 [music fades] 1206 01:09:26,453 --> 01:09:28,247 [birds chirping] 1207 01:09:37,298 --> 01:09:38,299 [exhales] 1208 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,179 [sniffles] 1209 01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:47,600 [exhales, clears throat] 1210 01:09:49,143 --> 01:09:50,186 So, I-- 1211 01:09:50,728 --> 01:09:51,729 Jesus. 1212 01:09:52,813 --> 01:09:53,898 [clears throat] 1213 01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:03,991 So I've been working on this, uh, special for… 1214 01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:08,204 a year now. 1215 01:10:08,746 --> 01:10:09,830 [inhales deeply] 1216 01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,041 It-- [exhales] 1217 01:10:13,959 --> 01:10:15,461 [sighing] Fucking… 1218 01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:19,798 [exhales] 1219 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:23,135 [sniffles] 1220 01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:30,100 So I've been working on this special for, um, a year now, 1221 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:36,190 which is, um, a lot longer 1222 01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:39,485 than I anticipated working on it. 1223 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:42,738 When I started… 1224 01:10:43,405 --> 01:10:44,448 [smacks leg] 1225 01:10:46,367 --> 01:10:47,493 [sighs] 1226 01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:50,996 [exhales] 1227 01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:58,337 So I've been working on-- [scoffs] 1228 01:10:58,420 --> 01:10:59,672 [drops mic] 1229 01:11:02,341 --> 01:11:03,467 I fucking… 1230 01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:06,512 I can't. I fucking… 1231 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:08,806 Fucking… 1232 01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:19,316 [exhales] 1233 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:22,820 I am… 1234 01:11:24,571 --> 01:11:25,572 not… 1235 01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:30,744 um, well. 1236 01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:32,454 [sobbing] 1237 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:38,919 [continues sobbing] 1238 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,922 [cheers and applause] 1239 01:11:43,882 --> 01:11:45,676 [electronic music playing] 1240 01:11:45,759 --> 01:11:47,845 [Bo] Thank you, guys. Thank you very much. 1241 01:11:47,928 --> 01:11:48,929 Thank you. 1242 01:11:52,182 --> 01:11:54,351 You guys have been incredible. Thank you. 1243 01:11:54,435 --> 01:11:56,437 [cheering and applause continue] 1244 01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:02,443 I couldn't have done this without you guys. 1245 01:12:02,526 --> 01:12:04,653 I couldn't, really. I… 1246 01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:08,240 This last year has been… [sighs] 1247 01:12:08,907 --> 01:12:11,869 You know, there have been times that, um… [sighs] 1248 01:12:11,952 --> 01:12:13,871 [laughter] 1249 01:12:14,538 --> 01:12:16,498 But just knowing you're here, 1250 01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,667 you know, feeling you here with me. 1251 01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:21,003 Um… 1252 01:12:21,086 --> 01:12:22,087 [laughter] 1253 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,255 Yeah, thank you. 1254 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,341 [cheers and applause] 1255 01:12:28,719 --> 01:12:31,347 You know, I hate to ask because, uh, 1256 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:34,391 you've given me so much. 1257 01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:37,436 But… 1258 01:12:40,230 --> 01:12:42,399 I need you to do one more thing for me. 1259 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:46,695 Can you do that? 1260 01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:47,863 [cheers and applause] 1261 01:12:49,573 --> 01:12:51,992 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1262 01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:53,827 ♪ Get on out of your seats ♪ 1263 01:12:53,911 --> 01:12:56,455 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1264 01:12:57,790 --> 01:13:00,167 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1265 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:02,086 ♪ Get on out of your seats ♪ 1266 01:13:02,169 --> 01:13:05,672 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1267 01:13:06,757 --> 01:13:08,634 ♪ Are you feeling nervous? ♪ 1268 01:13:08,717 --> 01:13:10,260 ♪ Are you having fun? ♪ 1269 01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:12,763 ♪ It's almost over ♪ 1270 01:13:12,846 --> 01:13:14,807 ♪ It's just begun ♪ 1271 01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:16,850 ♪ Don't overthink this ♪ 1272 01:13:16,934 --> 01:13:18,185 ♪ Look in my eye ♪ 1273 01:13:18,268 --> 01:13:20,229 ♪ Don't be scared, don't be shy ♪ 1274 01:13:20,312 --> 01:13:23,065 ♪ Come on in, the water's fine ♪ 1275 01:13:23,148 --> 01:13:26,902 ♪ We're going to go Where everybody knows ♪ 1276 01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:28,987 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1277 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,197 ♪ Everybody ♪ 1278 01:13:31,281 --> 01:13:35,119 ♪ We're going to go Where everybody knows ♪ 1279 01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:38,622 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1280 01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:41,208 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1281 01:13:41,291 --> 01:13:43,043 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1282 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:45,838 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1283 01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:49,466 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1284 01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:51,218 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1285 01:13:51,301 --> 01:13:55,055 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me, yeah ♪ 1286 01:13:55,139 --> 01:13:57,641 ♪ Hands down ♪ 1287 01:13:57,724 --> 01:13:59,101 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1288 01:13:59,184 --> 01:14:01,770 ♪ Heads down now ♪ 1289 01:14:01,854 --> 01:14:03,272 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1290 01:14:03,355 --> 01:14:06,024 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1291 01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:07,693 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1292 01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:11,238 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1293 01:14:11,321 --> 01:14:12,698 [music continues] 1294 01:14:14,491 --> 01:14:16,076 You want to hear a funny story? 1295 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,162 [cheers] 1296 01:14:19,037 --> 01:14:20,497 So, uh, 1297 01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:22,541 five years ago, I quit 1298 01:14:23,667 --> 01:14:26,545 performing live comedy, 1299 01:14:27,838 --> 01:14:32,551 because I was beginning to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage, 1300 01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:36,096 which is not a great place to have them. 1301 01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:37,431 [laughter] 1302 01:14:37,514 --> 01:14:39,141 So, I… I quit. 1303 01:14:40,517 --> 01:14:43,896 And I didn't perform for five years, and I spent that time… 1304 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:48,567 trying to improve myself mentally. 1305 01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:50,819 And you know what? 1306 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:52,779 I did! 1307 01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:54,823 I got better. 1308 01:14:55,616 --> 01:14:58,160 I got so much better, in fact, 1309 01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:01,371 that in January of 1310 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,249 2020, 1311 01:15:07,669 --> 01:15:10,130 I thought, "You know what, I should… 1312 01:15:12,132 --> 01:15:13,675 start performing again." 1313 01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:19,264 "I've been hiding from the world, 1314 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,433 and I need to… 1315 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:25,521 reenter." 1316 01:15:27,814 --> 01:15:28,857 And then… 1317 01:15:30,817 --> 01:15:32,486 the funniest thing happened. 1318 01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:34,321 [laughter] 1319 01:15:34,404 --> 01:15:36,323 ♪ Are you feeling nervous? ♪ 1320 01:15:36,406 --> 01:15:37,908 ♪ Are you having fun? ♪ 1321 01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,536 ♪ It's almost over ♪ 1322 01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:42,496 ♪ It's just begun ♪ 1323 01:15:42,579 --> 01:15:44,540 ♪ Don't overthink this ♪ 1324 01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:45,916 ♪ Look in my eye ♪ 1325 01:15:45,999 --> 01:15:47,918 ♪ Don't be scared, don't be shy ♪ 1326 01:15:48,001 --> 01:15:50,170 ♪ Come on in, the water's fine ♪ 1327 01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:52,548 ♪ You say the ocean's rising ♪ 1328 01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:54,258 ♪ Like I give a shit ♪ 1329 01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:56,677 ♪ You say the whole world's ending ♪ 1330 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:58,929 ♪ Honey, it already did ♪ 1331 01:15:59,012 --> 01:16:00,806 ♪ You're not gonna slow it ♪ 1332 01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:03,141 ♪ Heaven knows you tried ♪ 1333 01:16:04,351 --> 01:16:07,187 ♪ Got it? Good. Now get inside ♪ 1334 01:16:07,271 --> 01:16:11,066 ♪ We're going to go Where everybody knows ♪ 1335 01:16:11,149 --> 01:16:13,068 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1336 01:16:13,151 --> 01:16:15,320 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1337 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:19,241 ♪ We're going to go Where everybody knows ♪ 1338 01:16:19,324 --> 01:16:22,327 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1339 01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:25,330 ♪ Come on, get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1340 01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,165 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1341 01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:29,918 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1342 01:16:30,502 --> 01:16:33,547 ♪ Come on, get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1343 01:16:33,630 --> 01:16:35,299 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1344 01:16:35,382 --> 01:16:39,177 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me, yeah ♪ 1345 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:41,805 ♪ Hands down ♪ 1346 01:16:41,888 --> 01:16:43,015 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1347 01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:45,892 ♪ Heads down now ♪ 1348 01:16:45,976 --> 01:16:46,977 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1349 01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:49,688 ♪ I said, get your fuckin' hands up… ♪ 1350 01:16:50,314 --> 01:16:52,107 Get up. Get up. 1351 01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:55,569 I'm talking to you, get the fuck up! [pants] 1352 01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:58,155 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1353 01:16:58,238 --> 01:16:59,948 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1354 01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:02,743 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1355 01:17:02,826 --> 01:17:06,371 ♪ Hey, now get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1356 01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,165 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1357 01:17:08,248 --> 01:17:11,460 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me, yeah ♪ 1358 01:17:11,543 --> 01:17:14,546 ♪ Come on, hands down ♪ 1359 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:15,797 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1360 01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:18,717 ♪ Heads down now ♪ 1361 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:19,926 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1362 01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:22,804 ♪ I said get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1363 01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:24,514 ♪ Get-- ♪ [yelps] 1364 01:17:24,598 --> 01:17:27,851 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1365 01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:31,188 [mic feedback] 1366 01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:39,655 [birds chirping] 1367 01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:50,040 [gentle music playing] 1368 01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:01,426 [water running] 1369 01:18:04,096 --> 01:18:05,347 [Bo on laptop] Hi. 1370 01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:10,811 Welcome to, uh, whatever this is, um… 1371 01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:12,562 [whirring] 1372 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,402 [music continues] 1373 01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:29,663 [continues playing music] 1374 01:18:43,927 --> 01:18:45,929 [music continues] 1375 01:19:04,531 --> 01:19:05,991 [music fades] 1376 01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:11,204 [sighs] 1377 01:19:16,042 --> 01:19:17,878 I think-- [clears throat] 1378 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,589 I think I'm… I'm done. 1379 01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:38,774 [exhales] 1380 01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:43,820 Um, possible… uh, ending song 1381 01:19:43,904 --> 01:19:47,491 that is not finished yet. 1382 01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:48,575 Test. 1383 01:19:49,075 --> 01:19:51,328 Take one. 1384 01:19:51,828 --> 01:19:53,830 [playing sentimental music] 1385 01:20:05,842 --> 01:20:08,595 ♪ So long ♪ 1386 01:20:09,846 --> 01:20:12,682 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1387 01:20:14,392 --> 01:20:17,437 ♪ I'll see you when I see you ♪ 1388 01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:19,815 ♪ You can pick the street ♪ 1389 01:20:19,898 --> 01:20:23,235 ♪ I'll meet you on the other side ♪ 1390 01:20:28,740 --> 01:20:31,535 ♪ So long ♪ 1391 01:20:32,744 --> 01:20:34,955 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1392 01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:40,210 ♪ Do I really have to finish? ♪ 1393 01:20:40,794 --> 01:20:44,130 ♪ Do returns always diminish? ♪ 1394 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:46,216 ♪ Did I say that right? ♪ 1395 01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:56,434 ♪ Does anybody want To joke when no one's ♪ 1396 01:20:56,518 --> 01:21:01,064 ♪ Laughing in the background? ♪ 1397 01:21:01,147 --> 01:21:06,820 ♪ So this is how it ends ♪ 1398 01:21:08,905 --> 01:21:11,408 ♪ I promise ♪ 1399 01:21:11,491 --> 01:21:15,495 ♪ To never go outside again ♪ 1400 01:21:22,043 --> 01:21:25,088 ♪ So long ♪ 1401 01:21:27,465 --> 01:21:28,592 ♪ Bye ♪ 1402 01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:33,638 ♪ I'm slowly losing power ♪ 1403 01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:37,392 ♪ Has it only been an hour? ♪ 1404 01:21:37,475 --> 01:21:39,728 ♪No, that can't be right ♪ 1405 01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:47,736 ♪ So long ♪ 1406 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,947 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1407 01:21:53,199 --> 01:21:55,994 ♪ Hey, here's a fun idea ♪ 1408 01:21:56,536 --> 01:21:59,789 ♪ How about I sit on the couch ♪ 1409 01:21:59,873 --> 01:22:02,542 ♪ And I watch you next time ♪ 1410 01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:10,258 ♪ I wanna hear you tell ♪ 1411 01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:12,636 ♪ A joke when no one's ♪ 1412 01:22:12,719 --> 01:22:17,265 ♪ Laughing in the background ♪ 1413 01:22:17,349 --> 01:22:23,188 ♪ So this is how it ends ♪ 1414 01:22:25,106 --> 01:22:27,567 ♪ I promise ♪ 1415 01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:31,613 ♪ To never go outside again ♪ 1416 01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:34,324 ♪ Am I going crazy? ♪ 1417 01:22:34,407 --> 01:22:36,159 ♪ Would I even know? ♪ 1418 01:22:36,242 --> 01:22:39,955 ♪ Am I right back where I started Fourteen years ago? ♪ 1419 01:22:40,038 --> 01:22:41,873 ♪ Wanna guess the ending? ♪ 1420 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:43,750 ♪ If it ever does ♪ 1421 01:22:43,833 --> 01:22:46,419 ♪ I swear to God That all I've ever wanted ♪ 1422 01:22:46,503 --> 01:22:48,797 ♪ Was a little bit of everything ♪ 1423 01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,507 ♪ All of the time ♪ 1424 01:22:51,049 --> 01:22:54,511 ♪ A bit of everything all of the time ♪ 1425 01:22:54,594 --> 01:22:58,515 ♪ Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime ♪ 1426 01:22:58,598 --> 01:23:02,644 ♪ I'm finished playing And I'm staying inside ♪ 1427 01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:06,564 ♪ If I wake up in a house That's full of smoke ♪ 1428 01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:10,276 ♪ I'll panic So call me up and tell me a joke ♪ 1429 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:15,490 ♪ When I'm fully irrelevant And totally broken, damn it ♪ 1430 01:23:15,573 --> 01:23:17,909 ♪ Call me up and tell me a joke ♪ 1431 01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:19,828 ♪ Oh shit ♪ 1432 01:23:21,329 --> 01:23:25,041 ♪ You're really joking At a time like this ♪ 1433 01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:27,836 [in distorted voice] ♪ Well, well ♪ 1434 01:23:27,919 --> 01:23:30,755 ♪ Look who's inside again ♪ 1435 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:32,590 ♪ Went out to look ♪ 1436 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:36,469 ♪ For a reason to hide again ♪ 1437 01:23:36,553 --> 01:23:39,305 ♪ Well, well ♪ 1438 01:23:39,389 --> 01:23:43,643 ♪ Buddy, you found it ♪ 1439 01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:47,397 ♪ Now come out with your hands up ♪ 1440 01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:52,610 ♪ We've got you surrounded ♪ 1441 01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:01,995 [eerie high-pitched ringing] 1442 01:24:32,942 --> 01:24:34,110 [ringing stops] 1443 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,502 [birds calling] 1444 01:25:18,988 --> 01:25:20,990 [disembodied applause] 1445 01:25:34,712 --> 01:25:36,714 [disembodied laughter] 1446 01:25:48,726 --> 01:25:50,728 [laughter continues] 1447 01:26:00,363 --> 01:26:02,365 [laughter gets louder] 1448 01:26:03,366 --> 01:26:05,952 [cheers and applause] 1449 01:26:10,874 --> 01:26:12,876 [laughter] 1450 01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:19,382 [laughter gets louder] 1451 01:26:26,055 --> 01:26:28,433 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1452 01:26:28,516 --> 01:26:31,102 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1453 01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:33,563 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1454 01:26:34,105 --> 01:26:36,441 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1455 01:26:36,524 --> 01:26:39,152 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1456 01:26:39,819 --> 01:26:41,529 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1457 01:26:42,071 --> 01:26:44,449 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1458 01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:47,243 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1459 01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:49,579 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1460 01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:52,457 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1461 01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:55,210 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1462 01:26:55,793 --> 01:26:57,587 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1463 01:26:58,087 --> 01:27:00,465 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1464 01:27:00,548 --> 01:27:03,134 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1465 01:27:03,885 --> 01:27:05,595 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1466 01:27:06,137 --> 01:27:08,514 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1467 01:27:08,598 --> 01:27:11,351 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1468 01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:13,519 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1469 01:27:13,603 --> 01:27:15,605 [music continues] 1470 01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:22,612 [music ends]