WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09.050 --> 00:00:11.052 [eerie high-pitched ringing] 4 00:00:38.663 --> 00:00:39.706 [ringing stops] 5 00:00:45.211 --> 00:00:47.088 [electronic music playing] 6 00:01:10.528 --> 00:01:13.031 ♪ If you'd have told me ♪ 7 00:01:13.114 --> 00:01:14.115 ♪ A year ago ♪ 8 00:01:14.199 --> 00:01:17.702 ♪ That I'd be locked inside of my home ♪ 9 00:01:17.786 --> 00:01:18.787 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 10 00:01:18.870 --> 00:01:21.372 ♪ I would have told you ♪ 11 00:01:21.456 --> 00:01:22.665 ♪ A year ago ♪ 12 00:01:22.749 --> 00:01:26.669 ♪ Interesting, now leave me alone ♪ 13 00:01:26.753 --> 00:01:30.215 ♪ Sorry that I look like a mess ♪ 14 00:01:30.298 --> 00:01:31.299 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 15 00:01:31.382 --> 00:01:35.220 ♪ I booked a haircut But it got rescheduled ♪ 16 00:01:35.303 --> 00:01:38.348 ♪ Robert's been a little depressed ♪ 17 00:01:38.431 --> 00:01:39.682 ♪ No! ♪ 18 00:01:39.766 --> 00:01:42.811 ♪ And so today I'm gonna try just ♪ 19 00:01:42.894 --> 00:01:44.896 ♪ Getting up, sitting down ♪ 20 00:01:44.979 --> 00:01:48.274 ♪ Going back to work ♪ 21 00:01:48.358 --> 00:01:50.985 ♪ Might not help But still it couldn't hurt ♪ 22 00:01:51.069 --> 00:01:53.113 ♪ I'm sitting down, writing jokes ♪ 23 00:01:53.196 --> 00:01:56.324 ♪ Singing silly songs ♪ 24 00:01:56.407 --> 00:01:58.451 ♪ I'm sorry I was gone ♪ 25 00:01:58.535 --> 00:02:02.789 ♪ But look, I made you some content ♪ 26 00:02:02.872 --> 00:02:07.585 ♪ Daddy made you your favorite Open wide ♪ 27 00:02:07.669 --> 00:02:10.547 ♪ Here comes the content ♪ 28 00:02:11.214 --> 00:02:13.049 ♪ It's a beautiful day ♪ 29 00:02:13.133 --> 00:02:16.886 ♪ To stay inside ♪ 30 00:02:19.806 --> 00:02:21.808 [music ends] 31 00:02:28.106 --> 00:02:30.108 [whimsical music playing] 32 00:02:35.446 --> 00:02:37.157 Camera test. 33 00:02:39.576 --> 00:02:41.077 [sighs] 34 00:02:42.203 --> 00:02:44.205 [music continues] 35 00:02:52.005 --> 00:02:53.214 [inaudible] 36 00:02:56.301 --> 00:02:58.303 [music continues] 37 00:03:44.641 --> 00:03:46.643 [music fades] 38 00:04:05.745 --> 00:04:08.289 ♪ The world is changing ♪ 39 00:04:09.958 --> 00:04:11.960 ♪ The planet's heating up ♪ 40 00:04:13.378 --> 00:04:16.965 ♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪ 41 00:04:17.048 --> 00:04:19.092 [playing recorded laughter] 42 00:04:19.175 --> 00:04:21.636 ♪ Rearranging ♪ 43 00:04:21.719 --> 00:04:25.348 ♪ It's like everything Happened all at once ♪ 44 00:04:25.431 --> 00:04:29.686 ♪ Um, what the fuck is going on? ♪ 45 00:04:29.769 --> 00:04:31.562 [playing recorded laughter] 46 00:04:31.646 --> 00:04:34.983 ♪ The people rising in the streets ♪ 47 00:04:35.066 --> 00:04:37.986 ♪ The war, the drought ♪ 48 00:04:38.069 --> 00:04:39.195 ♪ The more I look ♪ 49 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:44.450 ♪ The more I see nothing to joke about ♪ 50 00:04:44.534 --> 00:04:46.035 ♪ Is comedy over? ♪ 51 00:04:47.328 --> 00:04:48.830 ♪ Should I leave you alone? ♪ 52 00:04:48.913 --> 00:04:50.915 ♪ 'Cause really who's gonna go for ♪ 53 00:04:50.999 --> 00:04:53.626 ♪ Joking at a time like this? ♪ 54 00:04:53.710 --> 00:04:56.462 ♪ Should I be joking At a time like this? ♪ 55 00:04:56.546 --> 00:05:00.008 ♪ I wanna help to leave this world ♪ 56 00:05:00.091 --> 00:05:02.927 ♪ Better than I found it ♪ 57 00:05:03.011 --> 00:05:06.222 ♪ And I fear that comedy won't help ♪ 58 00:05:06.306 --> 00:05:09.475 ♪ And the fear is not unfounded ♪ 59 00:05:09.559 --> 00:05:12.228 ♪ Should I stop trying to be funny? ♪ 60 00:05:12.854 --> 00:05:15.773 ♪ Should I give away my money? ♪ 61 00:05:15.857 --> 00:05:17.066 ♪ No! ♪ [gasps] 62 00:05:21.154 --> 00:05:22.363 ♪ What do I do? ♪ 63 00:05:24.699 --> 00:05:25.867 [cries softly] 64 00:05:25.950 --> 00:05:28.328 -[dramatic music plays] -[gasps] 65 00:05:28.411 --> 00:05:33.624 [in ethereal voice] ♪ Healing the world with comedy ♪ 66 00:05:33.708 --> 00:05:40.548 ♪ The indescribable power of your comedy ♪ 67 00:05:41.132 --> 00:05:44.260 ♪ The world needs direction ♪ 68 00:05:44.344 --> 00:05:46.637 ♪ From a white guy like me ♪ 69 00:05:46.721 --> 00:05:53.061 -[in deep voice] ♪ Bingo ♪ -♪ Who is healing the world with comedy ♪ 70 00:05:55.355 --> 00:05:56.272 That's it. 71 00:05:56.356 --> 00:05:58.274 [inspirational music playing] 72 00:05:58.358 --> 00:06:00.860 The world is so fucked up. 73 00:06:02.070 --> 00:06:03.529 Systematic oppression. 74 00:06:04.322 --> 00:06:05.823 Income inequality. 75 00:06:07.325 --> 00:06:08.451 The other stuff. 76 00:06:08.951 --> 00:06:09.952 [inhales deeply] 77 00:06:10.036 --> 00:06:12.497 And there's only one thing that I can do about it, 78 00:06:14.123 --> 00:06:17.210 while… while being paid, and being the center of attention. 79 00:06:18.961 --> 00:06:23.299 ♪ Healing the world with comedy ♪ 80 00:06:23.383 --> 00:06:28.721 ♪ Making a literal difference Metaphorically ♪ 81 00:06:28.805 --> 00:06:31.516 ♪ A Jew walks into a bar ♪ 82 00:06:31.599 --> 00:06:34.602 ♪ And I've saved him a seat ♪ 83 00:06:34.685 --> 00:06:39.065 ♪ That's healing the world with comedy ♪ 84 00:06:39.148 --> 00:06:41.609 ♪ I'm a special kind of white guy ♪ 85 00:06:41.692 --> 00:06:44.487 ♪ I self-reflected And I want to be an agent of change ♪ 86 00:06:44.570 --> 00:06:48.241 ♪ So I am gonna use my privilege For the good ♪ 87 00:06:48.324 --> 00:06:49.575 ♪ Very cool, way to go! ♪ 88 00:06:50.159 --> 00:06:52.245 ♪ American white guys ♪ 89 00:06:52.328 --> 00:06:55.915 ♪ We've had the floor For at least 400 years ♪ 90 00:06:55.998 --> 00:07:00.169 ♪ So maybe I should just Shut the fuck up… ♪ 91 00:07:00.253 --> 00:07:01.379 [music stops] 92 00:07:05.133 --> 00:07:06.259 I'm bored. 93 00:07:06.342 --> 00:07:08.636 ♪ I don't wanna do that ♪ 94 00:07:09.178 --> 00:07:11.848 -♪ There's gotta be another way ♪ -♪ Yes ♪ 95 00:07:11.931 --> 00:07:15.726 ♪ For me to help out Without standing on the sidelines ♪ 96 00:07:15.810 --> 00:07:18.855 -♪ Never ♪ -♪ The wait is over ♪ 97 00:07:18.938 --> 00:07:21.649 ♪ I'm white And I'm here to save the day ♪ 98 00:07:21.732 --> 00:07:26.237 ♪ Lord help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side ♪ 99 00:07:26.320 --> 00:07:27.488 ♪ Sandra Bullock! ♪ 100 00:07:28.322 --> 00:07:32.702 ♪ Healing the world with comedy ♪ 101 00:07:32.785 --> 00:07:37.832 ♪ Making a literal difference Metaphorically ♪ 102 00:07:37.915 --> 00:07:40.918 ♪ And yes, most likely they'll pay me ♪ 103 00:07:41.002 --> 00:07:43.546 ♪ But I'd do it for free ♪ 104 00:07:43.629 --> 00:07:47.675 ♪ I am healing the world with comedy ♪ 105 00:07:49.760 --> 00:07:52.805 ♪ If you wake up in a house That's full of smoke ♪ 106 00:07:52.889 --> 00:07:53.931 ♪ Don't panic ♪ 107 00:07:54.015 --> 00:07:55.892 ♪ Call me, and I'll tell you a joke ♪ 108 00:07:55.975 --> 00:07:58.519 ♪ If you see white men Dressed in white cloaks ♪ 109 00:07:58.603 --> 00:07:59.604 ♪ Don't panic ♪ 110 00:07:59.687 --> 00:08:01.647 ♪ Call me, and I'll tell you a joke ♪ 111 00:08:01.731 --> 00:08:03.191 ♪ Oh shit ♪ 112 00:08:03.983 --> 00:08:06.903 ♪ Should I be joking At a time like this? ♪ 113 00:08:07.403 --> 00:08:09.947 ♪ If you start to smell burning toast ♪ 114 00:08:10.031 --> 00:08:12.617 ♪ You're having a stroke Or overcooking your toast ♪ 115 00:08:12.700 --> 00:08:15.369 ♪ If you wake up in a house That's full of smoke ♪ 116 00:08:15.453 --> 00:08:18.331 ♪ Don't panic Call me, and I'll tell you a joke ♪ 117 00:08:18.414 --> 00:08:21.125 ♪ If you see white men Dressed in white cloaks ♪ 118 00:08:21.209 --> 00:08:24.212 ♪ Don't panic Call me, and I'll tell you a joke ♪ 119 00:08:24.295 --> 00:08:26.380 ♪ Oh shit ♪ 120 00:08:26.464 --> 00:08:29.383 ♪ Should I be joking At a time like this? ♪ 121 00:08:29.884 --> 00:08:31.802 ♪ Somebody help me out ♪ 122 00:08:31.886 --> 00:08:34.222 ♪ 'Cause I don't know ♪ 123 00:08:34.305 --> 00:08:37.683 ♪ And I want to help to leave this world ♪ 124 00:08:37.767 --> 00:08:40.144 ♪ Better than I found it ♪ 125 00:08:40.228 --> 00:08:42.980 ♪ And I fear that comedy won't help ♪ 126 00:08:43.064 --> 00:08:45.691 ♪ And the fear is not unfounded ♪ 127 00:08:45.775 --> 00:08:48.069 ♪ Should I stop trying to be funny? ♪ 128 00:08:48.569 --> 00:08:51.030 ♪ Should I give away my money? ♪ 129 00:08:51.113 --> 00:08:52.114 ♪ No! ♪ 130 00:08:54.700 --> 00:08:58.788 ♪ I know what I gotta do ♪ 131 00:08:58.871 --> 00:09:03.084 ♪ Healing the world with comedy ♪ 132 00:09:03.167 --> 00:09:08.506 ♪ Making a literal difference Metaphorically ♪ 133 00:09:08.589 --> 00:09:11.092 ♪ I swore I'd never be back ♪ 134 00:09:11.175 --> 00:09:14.095 ♪ But now I'm back on my feet ♪ 135 00:09:14.178 --> 00:09:18.683 ♪ And I'm healing the world with comedy ♪ 136 00:09:20.560 --> 00:09:22.562 [birds chirping] 137 00:09:33.781 --> 00:09:34.782 [clicks tongue] 138 00:09:36.701 --> 00:09:37.577 Hi. 139 00:09:38.077 --> 00:09:42.873 Welcome to, uh, whatever this is. 140 00:09:42.957 --> 00:09:45.835 Um, I've been working for the last couple months, 141 00:09:45.918 --> 00:09:50.798 um, testing this camera, and testing lights, and writing, 142 00:09:50.881 --> 00:09:56.095 and I've decided to, uh, try to make a new special. 143 00:09:56.178 --> 00:09:57.263 For real. 144 00:09:57.346 --> 00:10:00.057 Um, it's not gonna be a normal special 145 00:10:00.141 --> 00:10:02.768 because there's no audience, and there's no crew. 146 00:10:03.269 --> 00:10:05.563 It's just me and my camera, 147 00:10:06.105 --> 00:10:07.607 and you and your screen. 148 00:10:08.482 --> 00:10:11.319 Uh, the way that… that our Lord intended. 149 00:10:12.153 --> 00:10:13.362 Um… 150 00:10:13.446 --> 00:10:17.658 And the whole special will be… will be filmed in this, uh, room. 151 00:10:18.993 --> 00:10:20.661 And instead of being filmed 152 00:10:21.162 --> 00:10:24.999 in a single night, it will be filmed in 153 00:10:25.082 --> 00:10:27.293 uh, however long it takes to finish. 154 00:10:28.169 --> 00:10:29.378 [inhales deeply] 155 00:10:29.462 --> 00:10:31.339 I hope you, uh, enjoy it. 156 00:10:32.715 --> 00:10:35.259 I… I hope this special can maybe do for you 157 00:10:35.343 --> 00:10:37.678 what it's done for me these last couple months, 158 00:10:37.762 --> 00:10:42.808 which is, uh, to distract me from wanting 159 00:10:42.892 --> 00:10:45.603 to put a bullet into my head with a gun. 160 00:10:45.686 --> 00:10:47.772 [inhales deeply] So… 161 00:10:48.731 --> 00:10:49.815 Yeah, thank you. 162 00:10:50.733 --> 00:10:52.151 And a warning. 163 00:10:52.234 --> 00:10:55.988 Um, I can already sort of tell that this special is going to be 164 00:10:56.781 --> 00:10:58.449 a little all over the place, 165 00:10:58.532 --> 00:11:02.536 so don't expect incredibly smooth transiti-- 166 00:11:03.537 --> 00:11:05.539 [electronic music playing] 167 00:11:18.886 --> 00:11:20.888 [music continues] 168 00:11:34.485 --> 00:11:37.071 ♪ Pour me a drink and clear my schedule ♪ 169 00:11:37.154 --> 00:11:40.282 ♪ I'mma FaceTime with my mom tonight ♪ 170 00:11:40.366 --> 00:11:42.076 [echoing] ♪ Tonight ♪ 171 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:44.787 ♪ These 40 minutes are essential ♪ 172 00:11:44.870 --> 00:11:47.832 ♪ I'mma FaceTime with my mom tonight ♪ 173 00:11:47.915 --> 00:11:49.750 [echoing] ♪ Tonight ♪ 174 00:11:49.834 --> 00:11:55.464 ♪ I call, she answers And her hair is wet ♪ 175 00:11:55.548 --> 00:11:57.466 ♪ Hair is wet ♪ 176 00:11:57.550 --> 00:12:00.511 ♪ I say, "Did you just shower?" 177 00:12:00.594 --> 00:12:02.221 ♪ She says, "How'd you guess?" ♪ 178 00:12:02.304 --> 00:12:05.266 ♪ I say, "Your hair is wet" She says, "Oh yeah" ♪ 179 00:12:05.349 --> 00:12:07.810 ♪ I tell my boys I need some space, yeah ♪ 180 00:12:07.893 --> 00:12:10.646 ♪ I'mma FaceTime with my mom tonight ♪ 181 00:12:10.730 --> 00:12:14.942 ♪ She'll hold her iPhone 5 No further than six inches from her face ♪ 182 00:12:15.025 --> 00:12:18.571 ♪ Yeah, I'mma FaceTime With my mom tonight ♪ 183 00:12:18.654 --> 00:12:20.364 [echoing] ♪ Tonight ♪ 184 00:12:20.448 --> 00:12:23.284 ♪ She says, "Oh, look who's here" ♪ 185 00:12:23.367 --> 00:12:25.411 ♪ Say hi to Dad ♪ 186 00:12:25.494 --> 00:12:26.495 [inaudible] 187 00:12:26.579 --> 00:12:28.164 ♪ Hi to Dad ♪ 188 00:12:28.247 --> 00:12:31.041 ♪ He says, "How ya doing, bud?" 189 00:12:31.125 --> 00:12:33.002 ♪ I say, "I'm not so bad" ♪ 190 00:12:33.085 --> 00:12:35.588 ♪ And that's the deepest talk We've ever had ♪ 191 00:12:35.671 --> 00:12:38.257 ♪ Watching as she looks for her glasses ♪ 192 00:12:38.340 --> 00:12:41.385 ♪ I'mma FaceTime with my mom tonight ♪ 193 00:12:41.469 --> 00:12:43.012 ♪ She'll tell me all about ♪ 194 00:12:43.095 --> 00:12:46.557 ♪ The season six finale of The Blacklist ♪ 195 00:12:46.640 --> 00:12:49.310 ♪ I'mma FaceTime with my mom tonight ♪ 196 00:12:49.393 --> 00:12:50.853 [echoing] ♪ Tonight ♪ 197 00:12:51.520 --> 00:12:55.274 ♪ My mother's covering Her camera with her thumb ♪ 198 00:12:55.357 --> 00:12:59.069 ♪ I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom ♪ 199 00:12:59.153 --> 00:13:02.948 ♪ My mother's covering Her camera with her thumb ♪ 200 00:13:03.032 --> 00:13:06.827 ♪ I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom ♪ 201 00:13:06.911 --> 00:13:10.790 ♪ My mother's covering Her camera with her thumb ♪ 202 00:13:10.873 --> 00:13:14.627 ♪ I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom ♪ 203 00:13:14.710 --> 00:13:18.297 ♪ My mother's covering Her camera with her thumb ♪ 204 00:13:18.380 --> 00:13:22.259 ♪ I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom ♪ 205 00:13:43.155 --> 00:13:45.491 [airplane engine roaring] 206 00:14:02.049 --> 00:14:03.384 [sighs] 207 00:14:04.385 --> 00:14:05.511 [playing upbeat music] 208 00:14:05.594 --> 00:14:06.846 Hey, kids. 209 00:14:06.929 --> 00:14:09.098 Today, we're gonna learn about the world. 210 00:14:12.434 --> 00:14:14.186 ♪ The world that's around us ♪ 211 00:14:14.270 --> 00:14:16.063 ♪ Is pretty amazing ♪ 212 00:14:16.146 --> 00:14:17.439 ♪ But how does it work? ♪ 213 00:14:17.523 --> 00:14:19.733 ♪ It must be complicated ♪ 214 00:14:19.817 --> 00:14:23.404 ♪ The secret is the world can only work ♪ 215 00:14:23.487 --> 00:14:26.657 ♪ When everything works together ♪ 216 00:14:26.740 --> 00:14:28.993 ♪ A bee drinks from a flower ♪ 217 00:14:29.076 --> 00:14:30.828 ♪ And leaves with its pollen ♪ 218 00:14:30.911 --> 00:14:34.665 ♪ A squirrel in a tree Spreads the seeds that have fallen ♪ 219 00:14:34.748 --> 00:14:37.751 ♪ Everything works together ♪ 220 00:14:37.835 --> 00:14:41.422 ♪ The biggest elephant, the littlest fly ♪ 221 00:14:41.505 --> 00:14:44.383 ♪ The gophers underground The birds in the sky ♪ 222 00:14:44.466 --> 00:14:48.512 ♪ And every single cricket Every fish in the sea ♪ 223 00:14:48.596 --> 00:14:52.224 ♪ Gives what they can And gets what they need ♪ 224 00:14:52.308 --> 00:14:56.812 ♪ That is how the world works ♪ 225 00:14:56.896 --> 00:14:59.857 ♪ That is how the world works ♪ 226 00:14:59.940 --> 00:15:03.319 ♪ From A to Zebra To the worms in the dirt ♪ 227 00:15:03.402 --> 00:15:06.488 ♪ That's how ♪ 228 00:15:06.572 --> 00:15:07.823 ♪ It works ♪ 229 00:15:08.574 --> 00:15:11.619 Hey, everyone. Look who stopped by to say hello. 230 00:15:12.369 --> 00:15:13.662 It's Socko. 231 00:15:14.204 --> 00:15:15.748 Hey! 232 00:15:15.831 --> 00:15:17.666 Where you been, Socko? [chuckles] 233 00:15:17.750 --> 00:15:22.004 I've been where I always am when you're not wearing me on your hand. 234 00:15:22.087 --> 00:15:26.258 In a frightening, liminal space between states of being. 235 00:15:26.342 --> 00:15:28.761 Not quite dead, not quite alive. 236 00:15:28.844 --> 00:15:32.640 It's similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis. 237 00:15:32.723 --> 00:15:36.268 Socko, we were just talking about the world and how it works. 238 00:15:36.352 --> 00:15:38.771 Boy, that sounds complicated. 239 00:15:38.854 --> 00:15:41.690 Do you have anything you'd want to teach us about the world? 240 00:15:41.774 --> 00:15:45.444 I wouldn't say anything that you probably haven't already said yourself. 241 00:15:45.527 --> 00:15:47.446 I don't know about that, Socko. 242 00:15:47.529 --> 00:15:48.948 How about you give it a try? 243 00:15:50.115 --> 00:15:51.533 All right. 244 00:15:51.617 --> 00:15:55.329 ♪ The simple narrative taught In every history class ♪ 245 00:15:55.412 --> 00:15:59.625 ♪ Is demonstrably false And pedagogically classist ♪ 246 00:15:59.708 --> 00:16:03.379 ♪ Don't you know The world is built with blood ♪ 247 00:16:03.462 --> 00:16:05.881 ♪ And genocide and exploitation ♪ 248 00:16:06.465 --> 00:16:10.511 ♪ The global network of capital Essentially functions ♪ 249 00:16:10.594 --> 00:16:13.806 ♪ To separate the worker From the means of production ♪ 250 00:16:13.889 --> 00:16:17.518 ♪ And the FBI killed Martin Luther King ♪ 251 00:16:17.601 --> 00:16:20.646 ♪ Private property's inherently theft ♪ 252 00:16:20.729 --> 00:16:24.066 ♪ And neoliberal fascists Are destroying the left ♪ 253 00:16:24.149 --> 00:16:25.943 ♪ And every politician ♪ 254 00:16:26.026 --> 00:16:27.611 ♪ Every cop on the street ♪ 255 00:16:27.695 --> 00:16:31.657 ♪ Protects the interests Of the pedophilic corporate elite ♪ 256 00:16:31.740 --> 00:16:35.202 ♪ That is how the world works… ♪ 257 00:16:35.285 --> 00:16:36.495 Really? 258 00:16:36.578 --> 00:16:39.289 ♪ That is how the world works ♪ 259 00:16:39.373 --> 00:16:42.960 ♪ Genocide The Natives say you got to it first ♪ 260 00:16:43.043 --> 00:16:46.046 ♪ That's how ♪ 261 00:16:46.130 --> 00:16:47.131 ♪ It works ♪ 262 00:16:47.715 --> 00:16:49.341 That's pretty intense. [laughs] 263 00:16:49.425 --> 00:16:50.843 No shit. 264 00:16:50.926 --> 00:16:53.345 What can I do to help? 265 00:16:53.429 --> 00:16:55.806 Read a book or something. I don't know. 266 00:16:55.889 --> 00:16:59.643 Just don't burden me with the responsibility of educating you. 267 00:16:59.727 --> 00:17:01.478 It's incredibly exhausting. 268 00:17:01.562 --> 00:17:02.688 I'm sorry, Socko. 269 00:17:02.771 --> 00:17:05.524 I was just trying to become a better person. 270 00:17:05.607 --> 00:17:07.943 Why do you rich fucking white people 271 00:17:08.027 --> 00:17:11.196 insist on seeing every socio-political conflict 272 00:17:11.280 --> 00:17:15.075 through the myopic lens of your own self-actualization? 273 00:17:15.159 --> 00:17:16.952 This isn't about you. 274 00:17:17.036 --> 00:17:20.205 So either get with it, or get out of the fucking way. 275 00:17:20.289 --> 00:17:24.293 Watch your mouth, buddy. [chuckles] Remember who's on whose hand here. 276 00:17:24.376 --> 00:17:27.171 But that's what I-- Have you not been fucking listening? 277 00:17:27.254 --> 00:17:28.797 -We are entrenched in-- -All right. 278 00:17:28.881 --> 00:17:30.883 Wait! No, please! I don't want to go back. [whimpers] 279 00:17:30.966 --> 00:17:32.134 [choking] 280 00:17:32.217 --> 00:17:34.219 I can't go… I can't go back. 281 00:17:34.303 --> 00:17:35.971 Please. Please. 282 00:17:36.513 --> 00:17:37.514 I'm sorry. 283 00:17:38.974 --> 00:17:40.559 Are you gonna behave yourself? 284 00:17:41.560 --> 00:17:42.561 Yes. 285 00:17:43.854 --> 00:17:45.773 Yes, what? 286 00:17:47.733 --> 00:17:49.276 -Yes, sir. -Look at me. 287 00:17:51.945 --> 00:17:54.198 [slowly] Yes, sir. 288 00:17:54.782 --> 00:17:55.783 That's better. 289 00:17:56.909 --> 00:18:01.413 ♪ That is how the world works ♪ 290 00:18:01.497 --> 00:18:04.083 ♪ That is how the world works ♪ 291 00:18:04.166 --> 00:18:05.959 ♪ I hope you learned your lesson ♪ 292 00:18:06.043 --> 00:18:07.878 ♪ I did and it hurt! ♪ 293 00:18:07.961 --> 00:18:11.173 ♪ That's how ♪ 294 00:18:11.715 --> 00:18:15.094 [slowly] ♪ It works ♪ 295 00:18:17.596 --> 00:18:18.972 [screaming] No! 296 00:18:22.935 --> 00:18:25.145 [exhales] 297 00:18:25.646 --> 00:18:27.106 Hello, my name is Bo Burnham. 298 00:18:27.689 --> 00:18:30.067 And I am a former comedian, 299 00:18:30.150 --> 00:18:33.904 turned social brand consultant. 300 00:18:33.987 --> 00:18:35.989 [inspirational music playing] 301 00:18:37.616 --> 00:18:40.202 It's a very exciting time to be a, uh, brand. 302 00:18:40.285 --> 00:18:45.582 It's also a bit of a scary time because customers expect a lot more 303 00:18:45.666 --> 00:18:48.043 from their brands than they did in the past. 304 00:18:48.127 --> 00:18:50.838 During this incredibly necessary 305 00:18:50.921 --> 00:18:54.299 and overdue social reckoning that we're having in our culture, 306 00:18:54.383 --> 00:18:59.346 it is no longer acceptable for brands to stay out of the conversation. 307 00:18:59.429 --> 00:19:03.142 Consumers want to know, "Are you willing to use your brand awareness 308 00:19:03.225 --> 00:19:05.477 to effect positive social change?" 309 00:19:06.228 --> 00:19:08.438 Which will create more brand awareness. 310 00:19:08.522 --> 00:19:13.944 The question I ask the brands I work with is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is… 311 00:19:14.027 --> 00:19:16.196 "Are you gonna be on the right side of history?" 312 00:19:16.280 --> 00:19:18.657 The question isn't, "What are you selling?" 313 00:19:18.740 --> 00:19:21.493 Or… or "What service are you providing?" 314 00:19:21.577 --> 00:19:24.580 The question is, "What do you stand for?" 315 00:19:25.789 --> 00:19:28.876 Who are you, Bagel Bites? 316 00:19:28.959 --> 00:19:31.044 All these big companies, they're so scared 317 00:19:31.128 --> 00:19:34.590 of all this social change, and I come in and I put their fears to rest. 318 00:19:34.673 --> 00:19:36.758 You know, I tell them, "Just be honest." 319 00:19:36.842 --> 00:19:41.138 "Tell your customers that… that JPMorgan is against racism." 320 00:19:41.221 --> 00:19:42.222 In theory. 321 00:19:42.306 --> 00:19:43.891 The question is no longer, 322 00:19:44.933 --> 00:19:48.395 "Do you want to buy Wheat Thins?" For example. 323 00:19:48.478 --> 00:19:50.063 The question is now, 324 00:19:50.147 --> 00:19:55.777 "Will you support Wheat Thins in the fight against Lyme disease?" 325 00:19:55.861 --> 00:19:58.238 There's no sugarcoating it. The world is… 326 00:20:00.282 --> 00:20:01.283 fucked up. 327 00:20:04.745 --> 00:20:07.247 And you've got a choice as a brand. You can… 328 00:20:08.749 --> 00:20:12.502 hide and bury your head in the sand and hope it fixes itself, 329 00:20:13.045 --> 00:20:17.299 or you can roll up your sleeves and get to work, 330 00:20:19.509 --> 00:20:21.011 and sell Butterfingers. 331 00:20:24.431 --> 00:20:26.433 [piano playing] 332 00:20:32.105 --> 00:20:34.900 ♪ An open window ♪ 333 00:20:35.776 --> 00:20:38.487 ♪ A novel ♪ 334 00:20:38.570 --> 00:20:41.198 ♪ A couple holding hands ♪ 335 00:20:44.952 --> 00:20:48.247 ♪ An avocado ♪ 336 00:20:48.956 --> 00:20:50.749 ♪ A poem ♪ 337 00:20:51.333 --> 00:20:56.713 ♪ Written in the sand ♪ 338 00:20:56.797 --> 00:21:00.092 ♪ Fresh fallen snow on the ground ♪ 339 00:21:00.175 --> 00:21:03.011 ♪ A golden retriever in a flower crown ♪ 340 00:21:03.637 --> 00:21:07.683 ♪ Is this heaven ♪ 341 00:21:08.183 --> 00:21:12.854 ♪ Or is it just a white woman ♪ 342 00:21:12.938 --> 00:21:15.399 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 343 00:21:15.482 --> 00:21:19.319 ♪ White woman ♪ 344 00:21:19.403 --> 00:21:22.656 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 345 00:21:22.739 --> 00:21:25.701 ♪ White woman ♪ 346 00:21:25.784 --> 00:21:28.245 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 347 00:21:29.162 --> 00:21:32.082 ♪ White woman ♪ 348 00:21:32.165 --> 00:21:34.459 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 349 00:21:37.754 --> 00:21:40.007 ♪ Latte foam art ♪ 350 00:21:41.550 --> 00:21:43.218 ♪ Tiny pumpkins ♪ 351 00:21:44.344 --> 00:21:46.596 ♪ Fuzzy, comfy socks ♪ 352 00:21:49.933 --> 00:21:52.269 ♪ Coffee table made out of driftwood ♪ 353 00:21:52.936 --> 00:21:56.106 ♪ A bobblehead of Ruth Bader Ginsburg ♪ 354 00:21:56.982 --> 00:22:01.778 ♪ A needlepoint of a fox ♪ 355 00:22:01.862 --> 00:22:05.490 ♪ Some random quote From Lord of the Rings ♪ 356 00:22:05.574 --> 00:22:08.827 ♪ Incorrectly attributed To Martin Luther King ♪ 357 00:22:08.910 --> 00:22:12.914 ♪ Is this heaven ♪ 358 00:22:12.998 --> 00:22:18.462 ♪ Or am I looking at a white woman ♪ 359 00:22:18.545 --> 00:22:20.714 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 360 00:22:20.797 --> 00:22:24.885 ♪ White woman ♪ 361 00:22:24.968 --> 00:22:28.263 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 362 00:22:28.347 --> 00:22:31.266 ♪ White woman ♪ 363 00:22:31.350 --> 00:22:34.394 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 364 00:22:34.895 --> 00:22:37.564 ♪ White woman ♪ 365 00:22:37.647 --> 00:22:40.442 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 366 00:22:41.026 --> 00:22:44.654 ♪ Her favorite photo of her mom ♪ 367 00:22:45.781 --> 00:22:48.158 ♪ The caption says ♪ 368 00:22:48.241 --> 00:22:50.577 ♪ I can't believe it ♪ 369 00:22:50.660 --> 00:22:55.457 ♪ It's been a decade Since you've been gone ♪ 370 00:22:55.540 --> 00:22:56.708 ♪ Momma, I miss you ♪ 371 00:22:56.792 --> 00:22:59.795 ♪ I miss sitting with you In the front yard ♪ 372 00:22:59.878 --> 00:23:03.298 ♪ Still figuring out How to keep living without you ♪ 373 00:23:03.382 --> 00:23:06.176 ♪ It's got a little better But it's still hard ♪ 374 00:23:06.259 --> 00:23:09.513 ♪ Momma, I got a job I love And my own apartment ♪ 375 00:23:09.596 --> 00:23:12.641 ♪ Momma, I got a boyfriend And I'm crazy about him ♪ 376 00:23:12.724 --> 00:23:15.727 ♪ Your little girl didn't do too bad ♪ 377 00:23:15.811 --> 00:23:19.231 ♪ Momma, I love you Give a hug and kiss to Dad ♪ 378 00:23:20.190 --> 00:23:23.276 ♪ A goat-cheese salad ♪ 379 00:23:23.360 --> 00:23:26.530 ♪ A backlit hammock ♪ 380 00:23:26.613 --> 00:23:31.284 ♪ A simple glass of wine ♪ 381 00:23:31.368 --> 00:23:35.288 ♪ Incredibly derivative Political street art ♪ 382 00:23:35.372 --> 00:23:38.542 ♪ A dreamcatcher Bought from Urban Outfitters ♪ 383 00:23:39.042 --> 00:23:44.589 ♪ A vintage neon sign ♪ 384 00:23:44.673 --> 00:23:47.884 ♪ Three little words, a couple of doves ♪ 385 00:23:47.968 --> 00:23:51.346 ♪ And a ring on her finger From the person that she loves ♪ 386 00:23:51.430 --> 00:23:55.267 ♪ Is this heaven ♪ 387 00:23:56.143 --> 00:24:00.856 ♪ Or is it just a white woman ♪ 388 00:24:00.939 --> 00:24:03.150 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 389 00:24:03.233 --> 00:24:07.446 ♪ White woman ♪ 390 00:24:07.529 --> 00:24:10.657 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 391 00:24:10.740 --> 00:24:13.702 ♪ White woman ♪ 392 00:24:13.785 --> 00:24:17.038 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 393 00:24:17.122 --> 00:24:20.125 ♪ White woman ♪ 394 00:24:20.208 --> 00:24:22.711 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 395 00:24:25.881 --> 00:24:29.801 [playing on laptop] ♪ White woman ♪ 396 00:24:29.885 --> 00:24:32.512 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 397 00:24:32.596 --> 00:24:36.391 ♪ White woman ♪ 398 00:24:36.475 --> 00:24:39.603 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 399 00:24:39.686 --> 00:24:42.814 ♪ White woman ♪ 400 00:24:42.898 --> 00:24:46.026 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 401 00:24:46.109 --> 00:24:49.237 ♪ White woman ♪ 402 00:24:49.321 --> 00:24:51.281 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 403 00:24:51.364 --> 00:24:53.325 [birds calling] 404 00:24:56.703 --> 00:24:58.788 [Bo] Here's a question for you guys. Um… 405 00:24:58.872 --> 00:25:01.958 Is it… is it necessary? 406 00:25:02.042 --> 00:25:07.339 Is it necessary that every single person on this planet 407 00:25:08.256 --> 00:25:13.428 um, expresses every single opinion that they have 408 00:25:13.512 --> 00:25:16.556 on every single thing that occurs 409 00:25:17.349 --> 00:25:18.683 all at the same time? 410 00:25:18.767 --> 00:25:22.020 Is that… is that necessary? 411 00:25:22.729 --> 00:25:23.730 Um… 412 00:25:24.272 --> 00:25:26.358 Or to ask in a slightly different way, 413 00:25:26.441 --> 00:25:29.569 um, can… can anyone 414 00:25:31.238 --> 00:25:32.322 shut the fuck up? 415 00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:35.116 Can… can anyone, 416 00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:37.285 any… any… 417 00:25:37.369 --> 00:25:40.539 any one, any single one, 418 00:25:40.622 --> 00:25:42.123 can any one… 419 00:25:42.207 --> 00:25:43.667 [inhales deeply] 420 00:25:43.750 --> 00:25:46.336 …shut the fuck up about anything-- 421 00:25:46.419 --> 00:25:48.713 About any… any single thing? 422 00:25:48.797 --> 00:25:51.091 Can any single person 423 00:25:51.174 --> 00:25:54.928 shut the fuck up about any single thing 424 00:25:55.428 --> 00:25:57.389 for an hour? 425 00:25:57.973 --> 00:26:00.392 You know, is that… is that possible? 426 00:26:01.726 --> 00:26:02.852 [clicks tongue] 427 00:26:03.562 --> 00:26:05.480 [gasps] And I know you're thinking, 428 00:26:05.564 --> 00:26:07.732 "You're not shutting the fuck up right now," 429 00:26:07.816 --> 00:26:09.192 and that's true, but… 430 00:26:10.902 --> 00:26:13.655 ♪ Who needs a coffee 'Cause I'm doing a run ♪ 431 00:26:13.738 --> 00:26:16.408 ♪ I'm writing down the orders now For everyone ♪ 432 00:26:16.491 --> 00:26:19.119 ♪ The coffee is free, just like me ♪ 433 00:26:19.202 --> 00:26:21.162 ♪ I'm an unpaid intern ♪ 434 00:26:22.497 --> 00:26:24.958 ♪ Sorting papers, running around ♪ 435 00:26:25.041 --> 00:26:27.877 ♪ Sitting in the meeting I'm not making a sound ♪ 436 00:26:27.961 --> 00:26:30.630 ♪ Barely people, somehow legal ♪ 437 00:26:30.714 --> 00:26:32.424 ♪ Unpaid intern ♪ 438 00:26:33.425 --> 00:26:35.844 ♪ You work all day, go back to your dorm ♪ 439 00:26:35.927 --> 00:26:38.722 ♪ And since you can't afford a mortgage You just torrent a porn ♪ 440 00:26:38.805 --> 00:26:40.515 ♪ 'Cause you're an intern ♪ 441 00:26:40.599 --> 00:26:42.017 [in deep voice] ♪ Unpaid ♪ 442 00:26:42.100 --> 00:26:43.560 [scatting] 443 00:26:43.643 --> 00:26:44.728 Hey, everybody. 444 00:26:44.811 --> 00:26:49.441 Um, I thought I'd do a reaction video to the song that you just saw me perform. 445 00:26:49.524 --> 00:26:50.859 Thought that might be fun. 446 00:26:50.942 --> 00:26:55.780 Um, so I got my laptop all set up. So I'm ready to go, and let's go. 447 00:26:56.740 --> 00:26:59.492 ♪ Who needs a coffee 'Cause I'm doing a run… ♪ 448 00:26:59.576 --> 00:27:01.453 [chuckles] I like this song. 449 00:27:02.078 --> 00:27:06.207 Um, so the idea with this song was basically that there's so many songs 450 00:27:06.291 --> 00:27:08.501 in the past about… about working-class jobs, 451 00:27:08.585 --> 00:27:12.380 but not a lot about the labor exploitation of the modern world, 452 00:27:12.464 --> 00:27:13.798 so that was the idea here. 453 00:27:13.882 --> 00:27:15.925 ♪ Barely people, somehow legal… ♪ 454 00:27:16.009 --> 00:27:20.180 My beard is a little shorter in this video 'cause I filmed it a couple weeks ago. 455 00:27:20.263 --> 00:27:21.640 ♪ Go back to your dorm ♪ 456 00:27:21.723 --> 00:27:23.767 ♪ And since you can't afford a mortgage You just… ♪ 457 00:27:23.850 --> 00:27:26.394 I think it holds up. The song, not the beard. [laughs] 458 00:27:26.478 --> 00:27:27.812 [in deep voice] ♪ Unpaid ♪ 459 00:27:27.896 --> 00:27:29.022 [scatting] 460 00:27:29.105 --> 00:27:31.650 And then you cut. I think it's funny to cut right on-- 461 00:27:31.733 --> 00:27:35.070 …do a reaction video to the song that you just saw me perform. 462 00:27:35.153 --> 00:27:36.696 -Thought that might be fun. -What… 463 00:27:36.780 --> 00:27:38.448 Um, so I got my… 464 00:27:38.531 --> 00:27:40.742 Because this video played after that. 465 00:27:40.825 --> 00:27:43.370 Right. So, and now… Right. 466 00:27:43.453 --> 00:27:44.996 Okay, so I'll just keep reacting. 467 00:27:45.080 --> 00:27:48.667 So, this is me reacting to the song. 468 00:27:49.584 --> 00:27:50.752 Um… 469 00:27:50.835 --> 00:27:53.505 What I'm doing is I'm explaining what the song means. 470 00:27:53.588 --> 00:27:56.466 Um, and what it's about. I'm being a little pretentious. 471 00:27:56.549 --> 00:28:00.011 It's, uh… it's an instinct I have where I need everything that I write 472 00:28:00.095 --> 00:28:02.180 to have some deeper meaning or something. 473 00:28:02.263 --> 00:28:05.684 But it's a stupid song, and, uh, it doesn't really mean anything, 474 00:28:05.767 --> 00:28:09.145 and, uh, it's… it's pretty unlikable that I… that I feel this need, 475 00:28:09.229 --> 00:28:13.441 this desperate need, to be seen as intelligent. 476 00:28:13.525 --> 00:28:16.069 And the video's ending here, as you can see, 477 00:28:16.152 --> 00:28:19.531 and look, I'm very confused. See, I'm very, very confused. 478 00:28:19.614 --> 00:28:22.117 'Cause I'm staring at myself, I don't know what I'm looking at, 479 00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:26.538 and I'm starting to catch up now, and realizing what's going on. 480 00:28:26.621 --> 00:28:29.499 And, uh, yeah, now I'm deciding to react 481 00:28:29.582 --> 00:28:32.335 to the reaction to the video. 482 00:28:32.419 --> 00:28:36.423 So here, um, I'm reacting to my own reacting, 483 00:28:36.506 --> 00:28:41.094 and I'm criticizing my initial reaction for… for being pretentious, 484 00:28:41.177 --> 00:28:44.556 which is… which is honestly, it's a… it's a defense mechanism. 485 00:28:44.639 --> 00:28:47.767 I'm… I'm so worried that criticism will be levied against me 486 00:28:47.851 --> 00:28:50.562 that I levy it against myself before anyone else can. 487 00:28:50.645 --> 00:28:53.690 And I think that, "Oh, if I'm self-aware about being a douchebag, 488 00:28:53.773 --> 00:28:57.110 it'll somehow make me less of a douchebag." But it… but it doesn't. 489 00:28:57.193 --> 00:28:59.946 Um, self-awareness does not absolve anybody of anything. 490 00:29:00.029 --> 00:29:02.490 Am I balding? This is really, really disturbing. 491 00:29:02.574 --> 00:29:06.536 I don't like looking at myself like this, and I want… I want this to stop. 492 00:29:06.619 --> 00:29:09.330 Okay, I want this to stop. I'm… I'm stopping this. 493 00:29:09.414 --> 00:29:12.625 So, yeah, that was, uh, my reaction to the song, 494 00:29:12.709 --> 00:29:14.252 and I hope you enjoyed it. 495 00:29:15.462 --> 00:29:17.464 [electronic music playing] 496 00:29:23.636 --> 00:29:25.722 ♪ CEO, entrepreneur ♪ 497 00:29:25.805 --> 00:29:27.849 ♪ Born in 1964 ♪ 498 00:29:27.932 --> 00:29:29.350 ♪ Jeffrey ♪ 499 00:29:29.434 --> 00:29:31.936 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 500 00:29:32.020 --> 00:29:34.063 ♪ CEO, entrepreneur ♪ 501 00:29:34.147 --> 00:29:36.149 ♪ Born in 1964 ♪ 502 00:29:36.232 --> 00:29:37.650 ♪ Jeffrey ♪ 503 00:29:37.734 --> 00:29:40.320 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 504 00:29:40.403 --> 00:29:42.405 ♪ Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it ♪ 505 00:29:42.489 --> 00:29:44.491 ♪ Pave the way, put your back into it ♪ 506 00:29:44.574 --> 00:29:46.618 ♪ Tell us why Show us how ♪ 507 00:29:46.701 --> 00:29:48.787 ♪ Look at where you came from Look at you now ♪ 508 00:29:48.870 --> 00:29:50.789 ♪ Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet ♪ 509 00:29:50.872 --> 00:29:52.832 ♪ Amateurs can fucking suck it ♪ 510 00:29:52.916 --> 00:29:55.001 ♪ Fuck their wives, drink their blood ♪ 511 00:29:55.084 --> 00:29:56.711 ♪ Come on, Jeff, get 'em! ♪ 512 00:29:56.795 --> 00:29:58.797 [playing electronic music] 513 00:30:10.892 --> 00:30:11.893 [screams] 514 00:30:11.976 --> 00:30:13.394 I don't know about you guys, 515 00:30:13.478 --> 00:30:16.689 but, um, you know, I've been thinking recently that… 516 00:30:17.857 --> 00:30:21.277 that you know, maybe, um, allowing 517 00:30:22.028 --> 00:30:25.156 giant digital media corporations to 518 00:30:25.949 --> 00:30:29.452 exploit the neurochemical drama 519 00:30:29.536 --> 00:30:31.704 of our children for profit… 520 00:30:33.498 --> 00:30:35.708 You know, maybe that was, uh… 521 00:30:37.168 --> 00:30:38.461 a bad call 522 00:30:39.295 --> 00:30:40.296 by us. 523 00:30:43.341 --> 00:30:44.717 Maybe… 524 00:30:44.801 --> 00:30:49.764 maybe the… the flattening of the entire subjective human experience 525 00:30:49.848 --> 00:30:54.811 into a… lifeless exchange of value 526 00:30:54.894 --> 00:30:56.521 that benefits nobody, 527 00:30:57.522 --> 00:31:00.024 except for, um, you know, 528 00:31:00.817 --> 00:31:05.071 a handful of bug-eyed salamanders in Silicon Valley… 529 00:31:05.154 --> 00:31:10.118 Maybe that as a… as a way of life forever… 530 00:31:12.537 --> 00:31:16.332 maybe that's, um, not good. 531 00:31:16.416 --> 00:31:18.293 [birds calling] 532 00:31:18.376 --> 00:31:19.919 [exhales] 533 00:31:23.464 --> 00:31:24.465 I'm… 534 00:31:26.718 --> 00:31:27.719 horny. 535 00:31:30.430 --> 00:31:34.726 Sexting 536 00:31:34.809 --> 00:31:38.271 ♪ It isn't sex It's the next best thing ♪ 537 00:31:38.354 --> 00:31:42.942 ♪ Sexting ♪ 538 00:31:43.026 --> 00:31:44.652 ♪ Aye, aye ♪ 539 00:31:45.403 --> 00:31:46.696 ♪ AT&T ♪ 540 00:31:46.779 --> 00:31:47.780 ♪ I am in bed ♪ 541 00:31:47.864 --> 00:31:50.700 ♪ I am ready to go with you ♪ 542 00:31:50.783 --> 00:31:53.828 ♪ Tonight I'm thinking of taking it slow ♪ 543 00:31:53.912 --> 00:31:56.456 ♪ We'll use emojis only ♪ 544 00:31:56.539 --> 00:31:59.334 ♪ We don't need phonetical diction ♪ 545 00:31:59.417 --> 00:32:03.379 ♪ We'll talk dirty Like we're ancient Egyptians ♪ 546 00:32:03.463 --> 00:32:05.465 ♪ You send me a peach ♪ 547 00:32:05.548 --> 00:32:07.550 ♪ I send a carrot back ♪ 548 00:32:07.634 --> 00:32:09.510 ♪ You send a Ferris wheel ♪ 549 00:32:09.594 --> 00:32:11.220 ♪ That's pretty abstract ♪ 550 00:32:11.304 --> 00:32:13.348 ♪ I send back a ticket stub ♪ 551 00:32:13.431 --> 00:32:16.059 ♪ Implying that The Ferris wheel's your body ♪ 552 00:32:16.142 --> 00:32:19.020 ♪ And I'd really love admission to it ♪ 553 00:32:19.103 --> 00:32:20.438 ♪ Oh no! ♪ 554 00:32:20.521 --> 00:32:22.982 ♪ What if now you think That I'm implying ♪ 555 00:32:23.066 --> 00:32:26.402 ♪ Your vagina Is as big as a Ferris wheel? ♪ 556 00:32:26.486 --> 00:32:27.487 ♪ Damn ♪ 557 00:32:27.570 --> 00:32:30.281 ♪ You send back a snowman ♪ 558 00:32:31.491 --> 00:32:33.785 ♪ Crisis averted ♪ 559 00:32:33.868 --> 00:32:38.706 -♪ Thank God ♪ -♪ Sexting ♪ 560 00:32:38.790 --> 00:32:42.418 ♪ It isn't sex It's the next best thing ♪ 561 00:32:42.502 --> 00:32:46.923 ♪ Sexting ♪ 562 00:32:47.006 --> 00:32:48.716 ♪ Aye, aye ♪ 563 00:32:49.509 --> 00:32:50.635 ♪ AT&T ♪ 564 00:32:50.718 --> 00:32:54.222 ♪ No more emojis, now it's on to words ♪ 565 00:32:54.305 --> 00:32:58.184 ♪ I ask what you're wearing You reply, "A shirt" ♪ 566 00:32:58.267 --> 00:33:00.228 ♪ You say, "Are you naked?" ♪ 567 00:33:00.311 --> 00:33:03.189 ♪ I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat" ♪ 568 00:33:03.272 --> 00:33:06.359 ♪ You say, ""lmao." But I doubt that 569 00:33:06.442 --> 00:33:10.530 ♪ I'm getting hot at just the thought Of what I'd do to you ♪ 570 00:33:10.613 --> 00:33:14.367 ♪ 'Cause in my head I'm in your bed And getting through to you ♪ 571 00:33:14.450 --> 00:33:18.496 ♪ They made the Internet For nights like these ♪ 572 00:33:18.579 --> 00:33:22.375 ♪ I love you, baby Send a picture of your tits, please ♪ 573 00:33:22.458 --> 00:33:26.754 -♪ Sexting ♪ -♪ Whoa ♪ 574 00:33:26.838 --> 00:33:30.425 ♪ It isn't sex It's the next best thing ♪ 575 00:33:30.508 --> 00:33:34.512 ♪ Sexting ♪ 576 00:33:34.595 --> 00:33:37.306 -♪ We are sexting ♪ -♪ Aye, aye ♪ 577 00:33:37.390 --> 00:33:38.349 ♪ AT&T ♪ 578 00:33:38.433 --> 00:33:42.145 ♪ You send the pic And say it's now my turn ♪ 579 00:33:42.228 --> 00:33:46.441 ♪ Jesus fucking Christ I guess I never learn ♪ 580 00:33:46.524 --> 00:33:49.986 ♪ My phone's flash is my only light ♪ 581 00:33:50.069 --> 00:33:54.574 ♪ And the flash Makes my dick look frightened ♪ 582 00:33:54.657 --> 00:33:58.494 ♪ I chicken out And send a picture of my face instead ♪ 583 00:33:58.578 --> 00:34:02.790 ♪ Because my dick looks like The baby from Eraserhead ♪ 584 00:34:02.874 --> 00:34:06.836 ♪ You say, "I sent my titties That's not fair" ♪ 585 00:34:06.919 --> 00:34:11.007 ♪ So I send it to you And then my phone dies ♪ 586 00:34:11.090 --> 00:34:13.301 ♪ Another night on my own, yeah ♪ 587 00:34:13.384 --> 00:34:15.303 ♪ Stuck in my home, yeah ♪ 588 00:34:15.386 --> 00:34:18.806 ♪ Sitting alone, one hand on my dick And one hand on my phone, yeah ♪ 589 00:34:18.890 --> 00:34:20.892 ♪ Another night on my own, yeah ♪ 590 00:34:21.434 --> 00:34:23.311 ♪ Stuck in my home, yeah ♪ 591 00:34:23.394 --> 00:34:26.939 ♪ Sitting alone, one hand on my dick And one hand on my phone, yeah ♪ 592 00:34:27.023 --> 00:34:28.900 ♪ Another night on my own, yeah ♪ 593 00:34:29.400 --> 00:34:31.235 ♪ Stuck in my home, yeah ♪ 594 00:34:31.319 --> 00:34:33.029 ♪ Sitting alone, one hand on my dick ♪ 595 00:34:33.112 --> 00:34:34.864 -♪ And one hand on my phone, yeah ♪ -♪ Pussy ♪ 596 00:34:34.947 --> 00:34:36.908 -♪ Another night on my own, yeah ♪ -♪ Titties ♪ 597 00:34:36.991 --> 00:34:38.868 -♪ Stuck in my home, yeah ♪ -♪ Balls ♪ 598 00:34:38.951 --> 00:34:42.872 ♪ Sitting alone, one hand on my dick And one hand on my phone, yeah ♪ 599 00:34:48.127 --> 00:34:49.212 Hey, everybody. 600 00:34:49.295 --> 00:34:52.799 Um, I just wanted to make a really quick video to say thank you. 601 00:34:53.382 --> 00:34:55.802 -[happy music playing] -Thank you for watching my content. 602 00:34:55.885 --> 00:34:56.969 As you guys know, 603 00:34:57.053 --> 00:34:59.931 I work really hard to try to bring you guys 604 00:35:00.014 --> 00:35:03.017 high-quality content that I think you'll enjoy. 605 00:35:03.101 --> 00:35:06.479 So the fact that you are enjoying it, means everything to me. 606 00:35:06.562 --> 00:35:09.148 So thank you, and also keep watching, 607 00:35:09.232 --> 00:35:12.401 'cause there's a lot more content where that came from. [laughs] 608 00:35:12.485 --> 00:35:14.320 All right, guys, see you later. 609 00:35:19.283 --> 00:35:20.493 [music fading] 610 00:35:24.163 --> 00:35:25.289 [music ends] 611 00:35:32.463 --> 00:35:36.134 ♪ Trying to be funny and stuck in a room ♪ 612 00:35:37.552 --> 00:35:41.389 ♪ There isn't much more to say about it ♪ 613 00:35:41.472 --> 00:35:45.059 ♪ Can one be funny when stuck in a room? ♪ 614 00:35:46.310 --> 00:35:48.521 [clears throat] I took a big fucking breath. 615 00:35:49.397 --> 00:35:50.481 [inhales deeply] 616 00:35:51.274 --> 00:35:54.861 ♪ Trying to be funny and stuck in a room ♪ 617 00:35:56.362 --> 00:36:00.199 ♪ There isn't much more to say about it ♪ 618 00:36:00.283 --> 00:36:03.870 ♪ Can one be funny when stuck in a room? ♪ 619 00:36:05.538 --> 00:36:09.208 ♪ Being in Trying to get something out of it ♪ 620 00:36:09.292 --> 00:36:11.961 ♪ Try making faces ♪ 621 00:36:12.587 --> 00:36:14.130 ♪ Try telling jokes ♪ 622 00:36:14.213 --> 00:36:16.966 ♪ Making little sounds ♪ 623 00:36:17.049 --> 00:36:18.134 [making sounds] 624 00:36:18.217 --> 00:36:22.305 ♪ I was a kid who was stuck in his room ♪ 625 00:36:23.306 --> 00:36:27.143 ♪ There isn't much more to say about it ♪ 626 00:36:27.226 --> 00:36:31.355 ♪ When you're a kid And you're stuck in your room ♪ 627 00:36:32.523 --> 00:36:36.194 ♪ You'll do any old shit To get out of it ♪ 628 00:36:36.277 --> 00:36:39.530 ♪ Try making faces ♪ 629 00:36:39.614 --> 00:36:41.115 ♪ Try telling jokes ♪ 630 00:36:41.199 --> 00:36:45.161 ♪ Making little sounds ♪ 631 00:36:45.244 --> 00:36:47.371 ♪ Well, well ♪ 632 00:36:47.455 --> 00:36:49.665 ♪ Look who's inside again ♪ 633 00:36:49.749 --> 00:36:51.167 ♪ Went out to look ♪ 634 00:36:51.250 --> 00:36:54.170 ♪ For a reason to hide again ♪ 635 00:36:54.253 --> 00:36:56.422 ♪ Well, well ♪ 636 00:36:56.505 --> 00:36:59.759 ♪ Buddy, you found it ♪ 637 00:37:00.301 --> 00:37:02.845 ♪ Now come out with your hands up ♪ 638 00:37:02.929 --> 00:37:06.641 ♪ We've got you surrounded ♪ 639 00:37:15.650 --> 00:37:16.651 One more. 640 00:37:18.236 --> 00:37:20.238 [electronic music playing] 641 00:37:27.578 --> 00:37:29.580 [music continues] 642 00:37:52.687 --> 00:37:54.689 [inaudible] 643 00:38:04.073 --> 00:38:06.075 [synth-pop music playing] 644 00:38:16.752 --> 00:38:19.588 ♪ I grew up as your usual suburbanite ♪ 645 00:38:19.672 --> 00:38:23.175 ♪ A tiny town in Massachusetts Overwhelmingly white ♪ 646 00:38:23.259 --> 00:38:26.846 ♪ I went to church on Sundays In a suit and a tie ♪ 647 00:38:26.929 --> 00:38:29.473 ♪ Then spent my free time Watching Family Guy ♪ 648 00:38:29.557 --> 00:38:33.352 ♪ I started doing comedy When I was just a sheltered kid ♪ 649 00:38:33.436 --> 00:38:36.105 ♪ I wrote offensive shit And I said it ♪ 650 00:38:36.188 --> 00:38:40.234 ♪ Father, please forgive me For I did not realize what I did ♪ 651 00:38:40.318 --> 00:38:42.653 ♪ Or that I'd live to regret it ♪ 652 00:38:42.737 --> 00:38:46.907 ♪ Times are changing And I'm getting old ♪ 653 00:38:46.991 --> 00:38:49.160 ♪ Are you gonna hold me accountable? ♪ 654 00:38:49.243 --> 00:38:52.496 ♪ My bed is empty, and I'm getting cold ♪ 655 00:38:52.580 --> 00:38:55.583 ♪ Isn't anybody gonna Hold me accountable? ♪ 656 00:38:55.666 --> 00:38:56.834 [moans] 657 00:38:56.917 --> 00:38:58.502 ♪ I'm problematic ♪ 658 00:38:59.587 --> 00:39:00.880 ♪ He's a problem ♪ 659 00:39:00.963 --> 00:39:02.923 ♪ When I was 17, on Halloween ♪ 660 00:39:03.007 --> 00:39:04.925 ♪ I dressed up as Aladdin ♪ 661 00:39:06.052 --> 00:39:07.386 ♪ He's a problem ♪ 662 00:39:07.470 --> 00:39:09.013 ♪ I did not darken my skin ♪ 663 00:39:09.096 --> 00:39:11.432 ♪ But still it feels weird in hindsight ♪ 664 00:39:11.515 --> 00:39:13.517 [music continues] 665 00:39:22.651 --> 00:39:26.030 ♪ I want to show you How I'm growing as a person, but first ♪ 666 00:39:26.113 --> 00:39:29.617 ♪ I feel I must address the lyrics From the previous verse ♪ 667 00:39:29.700 --> 00:39:32.953 ♪ I tried to hide behind my childhood And that's not okay ♪ 668 00:39:33.037 --> 00:39:35.956 ♪ My actions are my own I won't explain them away ♪ 669 00:39:36.040 --> 00:39:40.127 ♪ I've done a lot of self-reflecting Since I started singing this song ♪ 670 00:39:40.211 --> 00:39:42.797 ♪ I was totally wrong when I said it ♪ 671 00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:46.592 ♪ Father, please forgive me For I did not realize what I did ♪ 672 00:39:46.675 --> 00:39:49.470 ♪ Or that I'd live to regret it ♪ 673 00:39:49.553 --> 00:39:53.349 ♪ Times are changing And I'm getting old ♪ 674 00:39:53.432 --> 00:39:55.559 ♪ Are you gonna hold me accountable? ♪ 675 00:39:55.643 --> 00:39:58.854 ♪ My bed is empty, and I'm getting cold ♪ 676 00:39:58.938 --> 00:40:02.149 ♪ Isn't anybody gonna Hold me accountable? ♪ 677 00:40:02.233 --> 00:40:04.151 [moan echoing] 678 00:40:05.027 --> 00:40:06.362 ♪ I'm problematic ♪ 679 00:40:07.655 --> 00:40:08.989 ♪ He's a problem ♪ 680 00:40:09.073 --> 00:40:13.035 ♪ I just remembered that Aladdin costume's In my mother's attic ♪ 681 00:40:14.036 --> 00:40:16.497 -♪ He's a problem ♪ -♪ I'm gonna go home and burn it… ♪ 682 00:40:16.580 --> 00:40:19.291 Or not burn it. Is burning it bad? What should I do with it? 683 00:40:20.209 --> 00:40:22.336 ♪ And I've been totally awful ♪ 684 00:40:22.420 --> 00:40:26.632 ♪ My closet is chock-full of stuff That is vaguely shitty ♪ 685 00:40:26.715 --> 00:40:28.843 ♪ All of it was perfectly lawful ♪ 686 00:40:28.926 --> 00:40:32.513 ♪ Just not very thoughtful at all And just really shitty ♪ 687 00:40:32.596 --> 00:40:35.349 ♪ And I've been totally awful ♪ 688 00:40:35.433 --> 00:40:39.603 ♪ My closet is chock-full of stuff That is vaguely shitty ♪ 689 00:40:39.687 --> 00:40:41.856 ♪ All of it was perfectly lawful ♪ 690 00:40:41.939 --> 00:40:44.733 ♪ Just not very thoughtful at all And just really ♪ 691 00:40:44.817 --> 00:40:49.155 ♪ And I'm really fucking sorry ♪ 692 00:40:49.238 --> 00:40:52.658 ♪ Bitch, I'm trying to listen Shit, I’ve been complacent ♪ 693 00:40:52.741 --> 00:40:55.828 ♪ Sorry ♪ 694 00:40:55.911 --> 00:40:58.831 ♪ If I'm gonna catch up First, I gotta fess up ♪ 695 00:40:58.914 --> 00:41:05.296 ♪ Sorry ♪ 696 00:41:05.379 --> 00:41:11.760 ♪ Sorry ♪ 697 00:41:17.099 --> 00:41:19.059 [projector whirring] 698 00:41:31.780 --> 00:41:32.907 [light switches click] 699 00:41:38.871 --> 00:41:40.915 [clicking] 700 00:41:53.511 --> 00:41:54.512 [gasps] Sh-- 701 00:42:02.394 --> 00:42:05.564 [inhales deeply] So, um… 702 00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:10.486 I've been working on this special now for six months. 703 00:42:12.571 --> 00:42:18.077 And… the whole time I've had a… a goal in mind, 704 00:42:18.953 --> 00:42:22.039 which is I wanted to finish this thing 705 00:42:23.582 --> 00:42:26.168 before I turned 30. 706 00:42:27.753 --> 00:42:31.757 Um, because the idea of… of turning 30, 707 00:42:33.008 --> 00:42:36.053 while still in this fucking room, 708 00:42:37.012 --> 00:42:38.806 working on this thing alone, 709 00:42:39.723 --> 00:42:42.142 um, that just seemed… 710 00:42:44.019 --> 00:42:46.897 I just… I just wanted to avoid that. 711 00:42:46.981 --> 00:42:47.982 So… 712 00:42:49.191 --> 00:42:52.611 And you might be thinking, "Well, that's fine. You know, look at you." 713 00:42:52.695 --> 00:42:55.823 "You radiate such youth." 714 00:42:56.323 --> 00:42:59.285 "You must not be turning 30 for years." 715 00:43:00.703 --> 00:43:03.122 And that's very, uh, nice of you to say. 716 00:43:03.747 --> 00:43:04.790 But the truth is 717 00:43:05.749 --> 00:43:07.668 um, I turn 30 718 00:43:08.586 --> 00:43:09.920 in less than a minute. 719 00:43:11.797 --> 00:43:13.090 [inhales deeply] 720 00:43:13.173 --> 00:43:16.343 So I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy 721 00:43:17.261 --> 00:43:18.929 uh, my twenties, 722 00:43:20.180 --> 00:43:23.142 and then get back to work. 723 00:43:28.355 --> 00:43:29.607 [sighs] 724 00:43:49.460 --> 00:43:51.420 [electronic music playing] 725 00:44:00.804 --> 00:44:02.806 Yay. 726 00:44:05.976 --> 00:44:07.978 ♪ I used to run for miles ♪ 727 00:44:08.062 --> 00:44:09.438 ♪ I used to ride my bike ♪ 728 00:44:09.521 --> 00:44:12.274 ♪ I used to wake up with a smile ♪ 729 00:44:12.358 --> 00:44:15.027 ♪ And go to bed at night with a dream ♪ 730 00:44:16.028 --> 00:44:17.404 [exhales] Ah. 731 00:44:17.488 --> 00:44:19.948 ♪ But now I'm turning 30 ♪ 732 00:44:20.699 --> 00:44:21.784 ♪ No! ♪ 733 00:44:22.534 --> 00:44:24.536 ♪ I used to be the young one ♪ 734 00:44:24.620 --> 00:44:26.288 ♪ Got used to meeting people ♪ 735 00:44:26.372 --> 00:44:28.624 ♪ Who were used to meeting someone ♪ 736 00:44:28.707 --> 00:44:30.542 ♪ Who was born in 1990 ♪ 737 00:44:30.626 --> 00:44:31.877 ♪ No way! ♪ 738 00:44:32.878 --> 00:44:34.171 Yeah, I was born in 1990. 739 00:44:34.254 --> 00:44:36.715 ♪ Now I'm turning 30 ♪ 740 00:44:37.716 --> 00:44:39.176 God… God damn it. 741 00:44:39.259 --> 00:44:43.263 -♪ I'm ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 742 00:44:43.347 --> 00:44:47.476 -♪ Turning ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 743 00:44:47.559 --> 00:44:51.146 -♪ Thirty ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 744 00:44:51.230 --> 00:44:55.984 -♪ I'm turning 30 ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 745 00:44:56.068 --> 00:44:58.028 ♪ When he was 27 ♪ 746 00:44:58.112 --> 00:45:00.030 ♪ My granddad fought in Vietnam ♪ 747 00:45:00.114 --> 00:45:02.116 ♪ When I was 27 ♪ 748 00:45:02.199 --> 00:45:04.743 ♪ I built a birdhouse with my mom ♪ 749 00:45:04.827 --> 00:45:05.994 Oh fuck. 750 00:45:06.662 --> 00:45:07.830 [sobs] 751 00:45:07.913 --> 00:45:10.541 ♪ How am I 30? ♪ 752 00:45:11.125 --> 00:45:12.042 [groans] 753 00:45:12.126 --> 00:45:14.628 ♪ I used to make fun of the boomers ♪ 754 00:45:14.712 --> 00:45:16.714 ♪ In retrospect, a bit too much ♪ 755 00:45:16.797 --> 00:45:18.924 ♪ Now all these fucking zoomers ♪ 756 00:45:19.007 --> 00:45:20.884 ♪ Are telling me that I'm out of touch ♪ 757 00:45:20.968 --> 00:45:24.930 Oh yeah? Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds. Okay? 758 00:45:25.013 --> 00:45:27.307 So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder 759 00:45:27.391 --> 00:45:29.601 in your late twenties, don't come crawling back to me. 760 00:45:29.685 --> 00:45:33.355 -♪ I'm ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 761 00:45:33.439 --> 00:45:37.568 -♪ Turning ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 762 00:45:37.651 --> 00:45:41.238 -♪ Thirty ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 763 00:45:41.321 --> 00:45:45.409 -♪ I'm turning 30 ♪ -♪ Turning 30, turning 30 ♪ 764 00:45:45.492 --> 00:45:50.122 ♪ And now my stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 765 00:45:50.205 --> 00:45:54.251 ♪ My stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 766 00:45:54.334 --> 00:45:58.422 ♪ My stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 767 00:45:58.505 --> 00:46:02.092 ♪ My stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 768 00:46:02.176 --> 00:46:06.805 ♪ And now my stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 769 00:46:06.889 --> 00:46:10.976 ♪ My stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 770 00:46:11.059 --> 00:46:15.272 ♪ My stupid friends Are having stupid children ♪ 771 00:46:15.355 --> 00:46:18.650 ♪ Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children ♪ 772 00:46:18.734 --> 00:46:21.153 ♪ It's 2020, and I'm 30 ♪ 773 00:46:21.236 --> 00:46:23.197 ♪ I'll do another ten ♪ 774 00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:27.993 ♪ 2030 I'll be 40 and kill myself then ♪ 775 00:46:28.076 --> 00:46:30.245 [breathes deeply] 776 00:46:31.622 --> 00:46:34.124 [breathing heavily] 777 00:46:38.796 --> 00:46:40.631 -Okay. -[flashlight thuds] 778 00:46:41.757 --> 00:46:42.758 Check that one. 779 00:46:44.218 --> 00:46:45.969 -We'll do one more. -[switch clicks] 780 00:46:48.472 --> 00:46:52.851 I just wanna say for the record, um, that I do not want to kill myself, okay? 781 00:46:53.435 --> 00:46:56.396 I don't wanna kill myself, and I'm not going to kill myself. 782 00:46:56.939 --> 00:47:00.526 Um, and if you're out there and you're struggling with suicidal thoughts 783 00:47:00.609 --> 00:47:02.152 and you want to kill yourself, 784 00:47:02.653 --> 00:47:04.863 I just want to tell you don't. 785 00:47:06.156 --> 00:47:09.159 Okay? Can you not, please? 786 00:47:10.369 --> 00:47:12.246 Just don't. All right? 787 00:47:12.329 --> 00:47:14.998 Fucking quit it with the-- 788 00:47:15.958 --> 00:47:19.378 But really, don't kill yourself. You don't want to, because… 789 00:47:23.090 --> 00:47:25.259 There are people that love you… 790 00:47:25.342 --> 00:47:26.802 That's not true necessarily, 791 00:47:26.885 --> 00:47:29.555 but there could be people that love you in the future, 792 00:47:29.638 --> 00:47:30.514 and just don't. 793 00:47:30.597 --> 00:47:32.599 I've had people close to me kill themselves, 794 00:47:32.683 --> 00:47:35.477 and I'll be honest with you, didn't love it. 795 00:47:36.228 --> 00:47:37.521 Didn't love that. 796 00:47:37.604 --> 00:47:38.689 So just don't. 797 00:47:39.773 --> 00:47:42.025 But if I could kill myself for a year… 798 00:47:43.026 --> 00:47:44.945 If I can-- I'd do it today. 799 00:47:45.028 --> 00:47:47.698 If I could kill myself today and be dead 800 00:47:48.323 --> 00:47:50.200 until like 18 months from now, 801 00:47:50.701 --> 00:47:54.329 um, I would do it, but alas… 802 00:47:54.413 --> 00:47:55.581 [inhales deeply] 803 00:47:55.664 --> 00:47:57.833 …when you kill yourself, you're dead forever, 804 00:47:57.916 --> 00:48:01.169 and we shouldn't be dead forever yet. 805 00:48:02.045 --> 00:48:03.839 So let's not. Right? 806 00:48:04.548 --> 00:48:05.549 Come on, guys. 807 00:48:20.772 --> 00:48:21.899 [grunts] 808 00:48:24.318 --> 00:48:25.319 [exhales] 809 00:48:28.405 --> 00:48:30.407 [electronic music playing] 810 00:49:10.614 --> 00:49:11.698 [clears throat] 811 00:49:16.495 --> 00:49:17.996 [crickets chirping] 812 00:49:18.080 --> 00:49:19.247 [Bo grunts] 813 00:49:36.640 --> 00:49:37.683 [sniffles] 814 00:49:39.393 --> 00:49:41.561 ♪ How are you feeling? ♪ 815 00:49:42.187 --> 00:49:44.189 ♪ Do you like the show? ♪ 816 00:49:44.690 --> 00:49:46.650 ♪ Are you tired of it? ♪ 817 00:49:46.733 --> 00:49:49.486 ♪ Never mind, I don't wanna know ♪ 818 00:49:49.569 --> 00:49:52.114 ♪ Are you finding it boring? ♪ 819 00:49:53.073 --> 00:49:55.075 ♪ Too fast, too slow? ♪ 820 00:49:55.742 --> 00:49:57.953 ♪ I'm asking but don't answer ♪ 821 00:49:58.036 --> 00:50:00.205 ♪ 'Cause I don't wanna know ♪ 822 00:50:00.288 --> 00:50:03.500 ♪ Do I have your attention? ♪ 823 00:50:04.001 --> 00:50:05.711 ♪ Yes or no? ♪ 824 00:50:06.461 --> 00:50:08.630 ♪ I bet I'd guess the answer ♪ 825 00:50:08.714 --> 00:50:10.841 ♪ But I don't wanna know ♪ 826 00:50:10.924 --> 00:50:14.177 ♪ Am I on in the background? ♪ 827 00:50:14.261 --> 00:50:17.055 ♪ Are you on your phone? ♪ 828 00:50:17.139 --> 00:50:19.307 ♪ I'd ask you what you're watching ♪ 829 00:50:19.391 --> 00:50:21.560 ♪ But I don't wanna know ♪ 830 00:50:21.643 --> 00:50:25.022 ♪ Is there anyone out there? ♪ 831 00:50:25.105 --> 00:50:27.691 ♪ Or am I all alone? ♪ 832 00:50:27.774 --> 00:50:29.985 ♪ It wouldn't make a difference ♪ 833 00:50:30.068 --> 00:50:32.404 ♪ Still I don't wanna know ♪ 834 00:50:32.487 --> 00:50:35.490 ♪ I thought it'd be over by now ♪ 835 00:50:35.574 --> 00:50:38.326 ♪ But I got a while to go ♪ 836 00:50:38.410 --> 00:50:40.537 ♪ I'd give away the ending ♪ 837 00:50:40.620 --> 00:50:42.039 ♪ But you don't wanna kn-- ♪ 838 00:50:42.122 --> 00:50:43.999 What's up, boys. Welcome to the stream. 839 00:50:44.082 --> 00:50:46.334 Um, I'm gonna be doing some live play today 840 00:50:46.418 --> 00:50:48.045 for the first time in a while. 841 00:50:48.128 --> 00:50:50.964 Uh, you guys have been wanting that, so we're gonna do-- 842 00:50:51.048 --> 00:50:52.382 This is the title, Inside. 843 00:50:52.466 --> 00:50:55.218 I've got a lot of requests for this game in chat. 844 00:50:55.302 --> 00:50:57.637 It's some indie developer. I'm not really sure. 845 00:50:57.721 --> 00:50:59.723 I'm going in totally cold on this. 846 00:50:59.806 --> 00:51:03.393 Um, JB, thank you for the three months. My dude, much appreciated. 847 00:51:04.061 --> 00:51:06.563 Um… Okay. 848 00:51:06.646 --> 00:51:08.607 [drum beating slowly] 849 00:51:08.690 --> 00:51:12.944 That looks pretty good, graphics-wise. I mean, I know it's a cinematic, but… 850 00:51:13.028 --> 00:51:14.321 [inhales deeply] 851 00:51:14.404 --> 00:51:17.282 So we're gonna be trying to do live plays every day this week, 852 00:51:17.365 --> 00:51:18.283 so tune in for that. 853 00:51:18.366 --> 00:51:21.203 I would be gifting 30 subs at the end of the week. 854 00:51:21.286 --> 00:51:25.665 Um, day 50, 250… All right, so this dude's been in here for a while. 855 00:51:25.749 --> 00:51:28.168 -So is this like an escape the room? -[dings] 856 00:51:28.251 --> 00:51:30.003 -Or… -[crying loudly] 857 00:51:30.087 --> 00:51:31.088 Okay. 858 00:51:31.755 --> 00:51:32.756 So I can cry. 859 00:51:32.839 --> 00:51:36.093 So he's… he's not happy about being in this room. 860 00:51:36.176 --> 00:51:38.428 [gentle video game music playing] 861 00:51:38.512 --> 00:51:41.389 I like the music. The music is actually nice on this. 862 00:51:41.473 --> 00:51:43.016 [footsteps] 863 00:51:44.101 --> 00:51:47.938 Controls are actually pretty smooth. So you're in this like 2D set up, right? 864 00:51:48.814 --> 00:51:50.774 Like, I can't control the camera. 865 00:51:52.025 --> 00:51:53.151 Um… 866 00:51:54.611 --> 00:51:56.571 I'll give it-- I guess I'll cry again. 867 00:51:57.239 --> 00:51:58.240 -[crying] -He's-- 868 00:51:58.323 --> 00:52:00.784 So is the dude big, or is the room small? 869 00:52:00.867 --> 00:52:02.536 That's what I'm confused about. 870 00:52:03.036 --> 00:52:05.205 Chat's saying, try the door. Yeah, well, okay. 871 00:52:05.288 --> 00:52:08.792 [laughing] I mean, I don't think it's gonna be that simple, but I will. 872 00:52:08.875 --> 00:52:09.876 [clicking] 873 00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:11.128 Yeah, there ya go. 874 00:52:11.670 --> 00:52:14.297 Um, okay, Well, I think he'll probably cry again. 875 00:52:14.381 --> 00:52:15.924 -[crying] -It's tough, dude. 876 00:52:16.716 --> 00:52:18.593 -It's tough. He's been in here a while. -[dings] 877 00:52:18.677 --> 00:52:20.095 Um, see, I don't like that. 878 00:52:20.178 --> 00:52:23.682 I don't know why they feel the need to give the hint so quick. 879 00:52:23.765 --> 00:52:26.560 I just wish they'd let me… let me explore a little bit. 880 00:52:28.019 --> 00:52:31.982 Wha… I'm holding the flashlight like a… like a cop. 881 00:52:32.065 --> 00:52:33.608 -Why is he doing that? -[dings] 882 00:52:34.609 --> 00:52:37.612 [chuckles] Ah. 883 00:52:38.822 --> 00:52:41.199 All right. Okay. So… 884 00:52:42.242 --> 00:52:43.952 -[dings] -[piano playing] 885 00:52:44.035 --> 00:52:45.036 All right. 886 00:52:47.289 --> 00:52:49.833 Okay, he seems a little happier now. That's nice. 887 00:52:51.459 --> 00:52:52.669 I don't know. 888 00:52:52.752 --> 00:52:54.004 I'll cry, I guess, again. 889 00:52:54.087 --> 00:52:56.089 [crying] 890 00:52:56.840 --> 00:53:00.135 Okay, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be do-- 891 00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:01.761 Oh! Nice. 892 00:53:02.637 --> 00:53:03.555 Okay, yeah. 893 00:53:03.638 --> 00:53:04.764 [continues crying] 894 00:53:06.141 --> 00:53:07.893 Yeah, great. Um… 895 00:53:07.976 --> 00:53:09.060 [music fades] 896 00:53:09.144 --> 00:53:10.645 All right, I'm into this. 897 00:53:10.729 --> 00:53:13.857 Yeah, it's giving me sort of like Death Stranding vibes, 898 00:53:13.940 --> 00:53:17.444 you know, 'cause it's, like, it's fucking boring, 899 00:53:17.527 --> 00:53:19.529 but that's, like, the point, I think. 900 00:53:19.613 --> 00:53:21.114 [suspenseful music playing] 901 00:53:22.157 --> 00:53:24.743 Dante, thank you for the four months. Appreciate it. 902 00:53:26.369 --> 00:53:28.371 [solemn music playing] 903 00:53:42.260 --> 00:53:44.262 [music continues] 904 00:54:00.403 --> 00:54:02.405 [music continues] 905 00:54:16.711 --> 00:54:19.381 -[upbeat music playing] -[Bo] How we feeling out there tonight? 906 00:54:19.464 --> 00:54:20.548 [laughs] 907 00:54:20.632 --> 00:54:22.050 Yeah. 908 00:54:22.133 --> 00:54:23.927 I am not feeling good. 909 00:54:24.761 --> 00:54:26.596 ♪ Wake up at 11:30 ♪ 910 00:54:26.680 --> 00:54:28.723 -♪ Feeling like a bag of shit ♪ -♪ Oh no! ♪ 911 00:54:28.807 --> 00:54:32.143 ♪ All my clothes are dirty So I'm smelling like a bag of shit ♪ 912 00:54:32.727 --> 00:54:36.606 ♪ Go to pour my coffee, and I miss my cup OMG, that is just my luck ♪ 913 00:54:36.690 --> 00:54:39.651 ♪ Look in the mirror Say, "What's up, you useless fuck?" ♪ 914 00:54:40.235 --> 00:54:42.404 ♪ Are you feeling what I'm feeling? ♪ 915 00:54:42.487 --> 00:54:46.741 ♪ I haven't had a shower In the last nine days ♪ 916 00:54:46.825 --> 00:54:48.576 ♪ Ah ♪ 917 00:54:48.660 --> 00:54:50.412 ♪ Staring at the ceiling ♪ 918 00:54:50.495 --> 00:54:53.498 ♪ And waiting For this feeling to go away ♪ 919 00:54:54.582 --> 00:54:56.584 ♪ But it won't go away ♪ 920 00:54:56.668 --> 00:54:58.586 ♪ I'm not really feeling Like I wanna get lit ♪ 921 00:54:58.670 --> 00:55:01.214 -♪ Tell us how you're feeling ♪ -♪ Well, I feel like shit ♪ 922 00:55:01.298 --> 00:55:02.549 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 923 00:55:02.632 --> 00:55:05.135 ♪ Feeling like A saggy, massive sack of shit ♪ 924 00:55:05.218 --> 00:55:06.594 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 925 00:55:06.678 --> 00:55:09.139 ♪ Big 'ol motherfucking Duffel bag of shit ♪ 926 00:55:09.222 --> 00:55:10.598 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 927 00:55:10.682 --> 00:55:12.434 ♪ All day, all shit ♪ 928 00:55:12.517 --> 00:55:14.311 ♪ I'm not really feeling Like I wanna get lit ♪ 929 00:55:14.394 --> 00:55:16.604 -♪ Tell us how you're feeling ♪ -♪ I'm feeling like shit ♪ 930 00:55:16.688 --> 00:55:18.440 -♪ Ladies, do you feel like shit? ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 931 00:55:18.523 --> 00:55:20.358 -♪ Tell me, do you feel like shit? ♪ -♪ Oh yeah ♪ 932 00:55:20.442 --> 00:55:22.569 -♪ Fellas, are you feeling like shit? ♪ -♪ Huh ♪ 933 00:55:22.652 --> 00:55:24.612 -♪ Tell me, are you feeling like shit? ♪ -♪ Oh yeah ♪ 934 00:55:24.696 --> 00:55:26.614 -♪ Ladies, do you feel like shit? ♪ -♪ Yeah? ♪ 935 00:55:26.698 --> 00:55:28.616 -♪ Tell me, do you feel like shit? ♪ -♪ Oh yeah ♪ 936 00:55:28.700 --> 00:55:30.618 -♪ Fellas, are you feeling like shit? ♪ -♪ Huh? ♪ 937 00:55:30.702 --> 00:55:32.746 -♪ Tell me, are you feeling like shit? ♪ -♪ Oh yeah ♪ 938 00:55:32.829 --> 00:55:34.331 [birds chirping] 939 00:55:35.332 --> 00:55:37.292 [Bo] So, um, my… 940 00:55:37.917 --> 00:55:41.046 uh, my current mental health is… is… 941 00:55:41.838 --> 00:55:45.759 rapidly approaching, um, an ATL, 942 00:55:45.842 --> 00:55:48.470 which is, um, that's an "all-time low," 943 00:55:49.095 --> 00:55:50.722 not… not Atlanta. 944 00:55:50.805 --> 00:55:52.807 [inhales deeply] And… 945 00:55:55.769 --> 00:55:59.647 You know, I feel okay when I'm asleep. Like when I'm asleep, I feel all right, 946 00:55:59.731 --> 00:56:02.150 but it's basically from the moment I wake up, 947 00:56:02.692 --> 00:56:04.444 I, uh, I just get this-- 948 00:56:04.527 --> 00:56:06.112 ♪ Feeling in my body ♪ 949 00:56:06.196 --> 00:56:07.781 ♪ Way down deep inside me ♪ 950 00:56:07.864 --> 00:56:10.825 -♪ I try not to fight it ♪ -♪ Describe it ♪ 951 00:56:10.909 --> 00:56:13.244 ♪ All right A few things start to happen ♪ 952 00:56:13.328 --> 00:56:14.954 ♪ My vision starts to flatten ♪ 953 00:56:15.038 --> 00:56:16.790 ♪ My heart, it gets to tappin' ♪ 954 00:56:16.873 --> 00:56:18.625 ♪ And I think I'm gonna die ♪ 955 00:56:19.918 --> 00:56:21.461 Yeah, so, um… 956 00:56:21.544 --> 00:56:22.545 Yeah. Not… 957 00:56:23.838 --> 00:56:26.383 Not doing great. 958 00:56:26.466 --> 00:56:28.134 [inhales deeply] 959 00:56:28.218 --> 00:56:29.219 [clears throat] 960 00:56:32.430 --> 00:56:34.349 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 961 00:56:34.432 --> 00:56:36.267 ♪ Have a look around ♪ 962 00:56:36.351 --> 00:56:39.646 ♪ Anything that brain of yours Can think of can be found ♪ 963 00:56:39.729 --> 00:56:41.773 ♪ We've got mountains of content ♪ 964 00:56:41.856 --> 00:56:43.233 ♪ Some better, some worse ♪ 965 00:56:43.733 --> 00:56:47.320 ♪ If none of it's of interest to you You'd be the first ♪ 966 00:56:47.862 --> 00:56:49.739 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 967 00:56:49.823 --> 00:56:51.116 ♪ Come and take a seat ♪ 968 00:56:51.199 --> 00:56:55.203 ♪ Would you like to see the news Or any famous women's feet? ♪ 969 00:56:55.286 --> 00:56:58.540 ♪ There's no need to panic This isn't a test ♪ 970 00:56:58.623 --> 00:56:59.624 [laughs] 971 00:56:59.707 --> 00:57:02.669 ♪ Just nod or shake your head And we'll do the rest ♪ 972 00:57:03.253 --> 00:57:05.088 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 973 00:57:05.171 --> 00:57:06.506 ♪ What would you prefer? ♪ 974 00:57:06.589 --> 00:57:10.593 ♪ Would you like to fight For civil rights or tweet a racial slur? ♪ 975 00:57:10.677 --> 00:57:14.889 ♪ Be happy, be horny Be bursting with rage ♪ 976 00:57:14.973 --> 00:57:18.435 ♪ We got a million different ways To engage ♪ 977 00:57:18.518 --> 00:57:20.395 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 978 00:57:20.478 --> 00:57:21.855 ♪ Put your cares aside ♪ 979 00:57:21.938 --> 00:57:25.650 ♪ Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died ♪ 980 00:57:25.733 --> 00:57:29.404 ♪ We got movies and doctors And fantasy sports ♪ 981 00:57:29.487 --> 00:57:32.782 ♪ And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings Of all the characters in Harry Potter ♪ 982 00:57:32.866 --> 00:57:34.784 ♪ Fucking each other Welcome to the Internet ♪ 983 00:57:34.868 --> 00:57:36.035 ♪ Hold on to your socks ♪ 984 00:57:36.119 --> 00:57:39.330 ♪ 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you Photos of his cock ♪ 985 00:57:39.414 --> 00:57:43.001 ♪ They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more ♪ 986 00:57:43.084 --> 00:57:45.587 ♪ Don't act surprised You know you like it, you whore ♪ 987 00:57:45.670 --> 00:57:48.339 ♪ See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink ♪ 988 00:57:48.423 --> 00:57:51.342 ♪ Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think ♪ 989 00:57:51.426 --> 00:57:54.304 ♪ Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer ♪ 990 00:57:54.387 --> 00:57:57.140 ♪ Or DM a girl and groom her Do a Zoom or find a tumor ♪ 991 00:57:57.223 --> 00:58:00.018 ♪ And here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom ♪ 992 00:58:00.101 --> 00:58:03.062 ♪ Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bomb ♪ 993 00:58:03.146 --> 00:58:05.773 ♪ Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz ♪ 994 00:58:05.857 --> 00:58:09.611 ♪ Obama sent the immigrants To vaccinate your kids ♪ 995 00:58:10.236 --> 00:58:13.239 ♪ Could I interest you in everything All of the time? ♪ 996 00:58:13.323 --> 00:58:16.367 ♪ A little bit of everything All of the time ♪ 997 00:58:16.451 --> 00:58:19.287 ♪ Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime ♪ 998 00:58:19.370 --> 00:58:21.789 ♪ Anything and everything All of the time ♪ 999 00:58:21.873 --> 00:58:25.043 ♪ Could I interest you in everything All of the time? ♪ 1000 00:58:25.126 --> 00:58:27.962 ♪ A little bit of everything All of the time ♪ 1001 00:58:28.046 --> 00:58:30.882 ♪ Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime ♪ 1002 00:58:30.965 --> 00:58:33.927 ♪ Anything and everything All of the time ♪ 1003 00:58:35.595 --> 00:58:37.597 [playing gentle music] 1004 00:58:43.478 --> 00:58:44.479 You know, 1005 00:58:46.022 --> 00:58:47.649 it wasn't always like this. 1006 00:58:50.735 --> 00:58:53.863 ♪ Not very long ago ♪ 1007 00:58:54.447 --> 00:58:57.367 ♪ Just before your time ♪ 1008 00:58:58.326 --> 00:59:01.996 ♪ Right before the towers fell ♪ 1009 00:59:02.080 --> 00:59:05.124 ♪ Circa '99 ♪ 1010 00:59:05.208 --> 00:59:07.710 ♪ This was catalogues ♪ 1011 00:59:07.794 --> 00:59:09.963 ♪ Travel blogs ♪ 1012 00:59:10.046 --> 00:59:12.173 ♪ A chat room or two ♪ 1013 00:59:13.174 --> 00:59:17.136 ♪ We set our sights and spent our nights ♪ 1014 00:59:17.220 --> 00:59:19.097 ♪ Waiting ♪ 1015 00:59:20.431 --> 00:59:22.183 ♪ For you ♪ 1016 00:59:22.725 --> 00:59:23.726 ♪ You ♪ 1017 00:59:24.227 --> 00:59:27.355 ♪ Insatiable you ♪ 1018 00:59:27.981 --> 00:59:32.277 ♪ Mommy let you use her iPad ♪ 1019 00:59:32.360 --> 00:59:35.029 ♪ You were barely two ♪ 1020 00:59:35.613 --> 00:59:38.658 ♪ And it did all the things ♪ 1021 00:59:38.741 --> 00:59:42.537 ♪ We designed it to do ♪ 1022 00:59:43.538 --> 00:59:44.706 ♪ Now look at you ♪ 1023 00:59:45.582 --> 00:59:47.375 Oh. [chuckles] 1024 00:59:47.458 --> 00:59:48.876 ♪ Look at you ♪ 1025 00:59:49.377 --> 00:59:54.007 ♪ You, you ♪ 1026 00:59:54.507 --> 00:59:58.636 ♪ Unstoppable, watchable ♪ 1027 00:59:58.720 --> 01:00:00.513 ♪ Your time is now ♪ 1028 01:00:00.597 --> 01:00:02.599 ♪ Your inside's out ♪ 1029 01:00:02.682 --> 01:00:05.810 ♪ Honey, how you grew ♪ 1030 01:00:05.893 --> 01:00:09.606 ♪ And if we stick together ♪ 1031 01:00:09.689 --> 01:00:13.026 ♪ Who knows what we'll do ♪ 1032 01:00:13.526 --> 01:00:16.946 ♪ It was always the plan ♪ 1033 01:00:17.030 --> 01:00:20.867 ♪ To put the world in your hand ♪ 1034 01:00:23.536 --> 01:00:25.538 [laughing hysterically] 1035 01:00:33.046 --> 01:00:38.551 ♪ Could I interest you in everything All of the time? ♪ 1036 01:00:39.052 --> 01:00:43.681 ♪ A bit of everything all of the time ♪ 1037 01:00:43.765 --> 01:00:48.728 ♪ Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime ♪ 1038 01:00:48.811 --> 01:00:52.315 ♪ Anything and everything All of the time ♪ 1039 01:00:52.398 --> 01:00:55.401 ♪ Could I interest you in everything All of the time? ♪ 1040 01:00:55.485 --> 01:00:58.321 ♪ A little bit of everything All of the time ♪ 1041 01:00:58.404 --> 01:01:01.199 ♪ Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime ♪ 1042 01:01:01.282 --> 01:01:03.785 ♪ Anything and everything And anything and everything ♪ 1043 01:01:03.868 --> 01:01:06.704 ♪ And anything and everything All of the time ♪ 1044 01:01:06.788 --> 01:01:08.706 I've been freaking out for a long time, 1045 01:01:08.790 --> 01:01:12.460 thinking I'm never gonna finish this special and be working on it forever. 1046 01:01:12.543 --> 01:01:14.170 And recently, I've been feeling like, 1047 01:01:14.253 --> 01:01:17.090 "Oh, man, maybe I am getting close to done with this." 1048 01:01:17.173 --> 01:01:21.761 "Maybe I'm gonna finish it after all." And that has made me completely freak out 1049 01:01:21.844 --> 01:01:24.263 because if I finish this special, 1050 01:01:24.347 --> 01:01:28.810 that means that I have to, um, not work on it anymore. 1051 01:01:28.893 --> 01:01:31.729 And that means I have to just live my life, 1052 01:01:31.813 --> 01:01:35.233 and so I'm not gonna do that, and I'm gonna not finish the special. 1053 01:01:35.316 --> 01:01:37.235 I'm gonna work on it forever, I think. 1054 01:01:37.318 --> 01:01:39.737 So, yeah, I'm gonna work on this forever, 1055 01:01:39.821 --> 01:01:42.657 and I'm never gonna release it. I'm not talking to anybody now. 1056 01:01:42.740 --> 01:01:43.991 I'm just talking to myself. 1057 01:01:44.075 --> 01:01:45.827 So, yeah, who fucking cares? 1058 01:01:45.910 --> 01:01:49.706 Fuck you, and goodbye, and let's keep going. 1059 01:01:51.290 --> 01:01:53.584 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1060 01:01:53.668 --> 01:01:56.045 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1061 01:01:56.129 --> 01:01:58.464 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1062 01:01:59.716 --> 01:02:00.800 ♪ Ah ♪ 1063 01:02:00.883 --> 01:02:03.219 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1064 01:02:03.302 --> 01:02:05.638 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1065 01:02:05.722 --> 01:02:07.974 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1066 01:02:09.016 --> 01:02:10.393 ♪ You did it! ♪ 1067 01:02:10.476 --> 01:02:12.812 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1068 01:02:12.895 --> 01:02:15.231 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1069 01:02:15.314 --> 01:02:17.984 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 1070 01:02:18.067 --> 01:02:20.069 ♪ Congratulations! ♪ 1071 01:02:23.614 --> 01:02:25.616 [disembodied cheers and laughter] 1072 01:02:26.325 --> 01:02:28.327 [disembodied laughter] 1073 01:02:28.411 --> 01:02:30.413 [cheers and applause] 1074 01:02:34.083 --> 01:02:36.002 [laughter gets louder] 1075 01:02:37.962 --> 01:02:39.422 [birds chirping] 1076 01:02:39.505 --> 01:02:41.090 [Bo laughing] 1077 01:02:41.632 --> 01:02:43.134 Man, you guys are a great crowd. 1078 01:02:43.217 --> 01:02:46.053 Give it up for yourselves for coming out, by the way, tonight. Give it up. 1079 01:02:46.137 --> 01:02:47.597 [clapping] 1080 01:02:48.473 --> 01:02:51.142 Supporting live comedy in these weird times. 1081 01:02:51.225 --> 01:02:54.103 Um, it's crazy. Um… 1082 01:02:54.729 --> 01:02:57.982 These are some pretty crazy times, but it's nice during these crazy times 1083 01:02:58.065 --> 01:02:59.859 that we can get together. We can laugh. 1084 01:02:59.942 --> 01:03:02.028 [laughing] You know? Um… 1085 01:03:02.528 --> 01:03:03.529 [clicking tongue] 1086 01:03:03.613 --> 01:03:05.490 I've learned something over this last year, 1087 01:03:05.573 --> 01:03:06.657 which is pretty funny. 1088 01:03:06.741 --> 01:03:09.285 Um, I've learned that 1089 01:03:10.578 --> 01:03:13.831 real-world human-to-human tactile contact will kill you, 1090 01:03:14.332 --> 01:03:17.335 and that all human interaction, 1091 01:03:17.418 --> 01:03:21.464 whether it be social, political, spiritual, sexual, or interpersonal 1092 01:03:21.547 --> 01:03:25.134 should be contained in the much more safe, much more real 1093 01:03:25.218 --> 01:03:27.595 interior digital space. 1094 01:03:27.678 --> 01:03:29.222 That the outside world, 1095 01:03:29.305 --> 01:03:30.890 the non-digital world, 1096 01:03:30.973 --> 01:03:36.103 is merely a theatrical space in which one stages and records content 1097 01:03:36.187 --> 01:03:39.774 for the much more real, much more vital digital space. 1098 01:03:39.857 --> 01:03:42.151 One should only engage with the outside world 1099 01:03:42.235 --> 01:03:43.903 as one engages with a coal mine. 1100 01:03:43.986 --> 01:03:47.824 Suit up, gather what is needed, and return to the surface. 1101 01:03:48.407 --> 01:03:49.575 Um… [clicking tongue] 1102 01:03:50.451 --> 01:03:53.955 And is it just me, or do pirates need to take a little bit better care 1103 01:03:54.038 --> 01:03:55.373 of their fuckin' maps? 1104 01:03:56.874 --> 01:03:59.585 You know, when I find a pirate's map, 1105 01:04:00.711 --> 01:04:04.298 it's… it's always tea-stained, and the edges are burnt, 1106 01:04:04.382 --> 01:04:07.385 and it's like if you're a pirate, all right, and you're gonna 1107 01:04:08.344 --> 01:04:12.014 make this map and expect me to carry it around the globe 1108 01:04:12.098 --> 01:04:13.850 as I search for your treasure, 1109 01:04:13.933 --> 01:04:15.226 then laminate it. 1110 01:04:15.309 --> 01:04:17.311 [birds chirping] 1111 01:04:18.437 --> 01:04:20.356 -[flickering] -[crickets chirping] 1112 01:04:20.439 --> 01:04:22.859 [owl hooting] 1113 01:04:28.114 --> 01:04:30.533 I can't really, uh, play the guitar very well, 1114 01:04:31.075 --> 01:04:32.201 um, or sing, so… 1115 01:04:32.910 --> 01:04:35.496 You know, apologies. [sniffles] 1116 01:04:35.580 --> 01:04:37.582 [strumming guitar] 1117 01:04:41.961 --> 01:04:47.425 ♪ Stunning 8K resolution meditation app ♪ 1118 01:04:50.219 --> 01:04:53.389 ♪ In honor of the revolution ♪ 1119 01:04:53.472 --> 01:04:55.766 ♪ It's half-off at the Gap ♪ 1120 01:04:58.603 --> 01:05:00.938 ♪ Deadpool, self-awareness ♪ 1121 01:05:01.022 --> 01:05:03.816 ♪ Loving parents, harmless fun ♪ 1122 01:05:06.402 --> 01:05:08.946 ♪ The backlash to the backlash ♪ 1123 01:05:09.030 --> 01:05:11.699 ♪ To the thing that's just begun ♪ 1124 01:05:14.493 --> 01:05:16.829 ♪ There it is ♪ 1125 01:05:16.913 --> 01:05:18.039 ♪ Again ♪ 1126 01:05:18.122 --> 01:05:20.041 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1127 01:05:21.375 --> 01:05:24.170 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1128 01:05:24.253 --> 01:05:26.631 ♪ There it is ♪ 1129 01:05:26.714 --> 01:05:27.840 ♪ Again ♪ 1130 01:05:27.924 --> 01:05:29.675 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1131 01:05:31.093 --> 01:05:33.304 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1132 01:05:35.473 --> 01:05:38.726 ♪ The surgeon general's pop-up shop ♪ 1133 01:05:38.809 --> 01:05:41.020 ♪ Robert Iger's face ♪ 1134 01:05:43.606 --> 01:05:46.776 ♪ Discount Etsy agitprop ♪ 1135 01:05:46.859 --> 01:05:49.153 ♪ Bugle's take on race ♪ 1136 01:05:51.781 --> 01:05:54.158 ♪ Female Colonel Sanders ♪ 1137 01:05:54.241 --> 01:05:56.994 ♪ Easy answers, civil war ♪ 1138 01:05:59.538 --> 01:06:02.500 ♪ The whole world at your fingertips ♪ 1139 01:06:02.583 --> 01:06:05.086 ♪ The ocean at your door ♪ 1140 01:06:07.964 --> 01:06:10.675 ♪ The live-action Lion King ♪ 1141 01:06:10.758 --> 01:06:13.678 ♪ The Pepsi halftime show ♪ 1142 01:06:15.680 --> 01:06:18.766 ♪ Twenty thousand years of this ♪ 1143 01:06:18.849 --> 01:06:21.143 ♪ Seven more to go ♪ 1144 01:06:23.729 --> 01:06:25.940 ♪ Carpool Karaoke ♪ 1145 01:06:26.023 --> 01:06:29.110 ♪ Steve Aoki, Logan Paul ♪ 1146 01:06:31.445 --> 01:06:34.031 ♪ A gift shop at the gun range ♪ 1147 01:06:34.115 --> 01:06:36.951 ♪ A mass shooting at the mall ♪ 1148 01:06:39.578 --> 01:06:41.914 ♪ There it is ♪ 1149 01:06:41.998 --> 01:06:43.165 ♪ Again ♪ 1150 01:06:43.249 --> 01:06:45.084 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1151 01:06:46.460 --> 01:06:49.255 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1152 01:06:49.338 --> 01:06:51.757 ♪ There it is ♪ 1153 01:06:51.841 --> 01:06:53.009 ♪ Again ♪ 1154 01:06:53.092 --> 01:06:54.802 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1155 01:06:56.303 --> 01:06:58.764 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1156 01:07:00.766 --> 01:07:03.978 ♪ Reading Pornhub's terms of service ♪ 1157 01:07:04.061 --> 01:07:06.439 ♪ Going for a drive ♪ 1158 01:07:06.522 --> 01:07:10.317 ♪ And obeying all the traffic laws ♪ 1159 01:07:10.401 --> 01:07:12.778 ♪ In Grand Theft Auto 5 ♪ 1160 01:07:13.738 --> 01:07:16.032 ♪ Full agoraphobic ♪ 1161 01:07:16.115 --> 01:07:19.702 ♪ Losing focus, cover blown ♪ 1162 01:07:21.620 --> 01:07:24.040 ♪ A book on getting better ♪ 1163 01:07:24.123 --> 01:07:28.252 ♪ Hand-delivered by a drone ♪ 1164 01:07:29.587 --> 01:07:32.798 ♪ Total disassociation ♪ 1165 01:07:32.882 --> 01:07:35.468 ♪ Fully out your mind ♪ 1166 01:07:37.678 --> 01:07:40.848 ♪ Googling "derealization" ♪ 1167 01:07:40.931 --> 01:07:43.225 ♪ Hating what you find ♪ 1168 01:07:46.062 --> 01:07:49.273 ♪ That unapparent summer air ♪ 1169 01:07:49.356 --> 01:07:51.317 ♪ In early fall ♪ 1170 01:07:53.486 --> 01:07:55.821 ♪ The quiet comprehending ♪ 1171 01:07:55.905 --> 01:07:59.825 ♪ Of the ending of it all ♪ 1172 01:08:01.368 --> 01:08:03.662 ♪ There it is ♪ 1173 01:08:03.746 --> 01:08:04.872 ♪ Again ♪ 1174 01:08:04.955 --> 01:08:06.874 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1175 01:08:08.167 --> 01:08:10.961 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1176 01:08:11.045 --> 01:08:13.380 ♪ There it is ♪ 1177 01:08:13.464 --> 01:08:14.590 ♪ Again ♪ 1178 01:08:14.673 --> 01:08:16.509 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1179 01:08:17.843 --> 01:08:20.262 ♪ That funny feeling ♪ 1180 01:08:22.223 --> 01:08:24.517 ♪ Hey, what can ya say? ♪ 1181 01:08:24.600 --> 01:08:26.602 ♪ We were overdue ♪ 1182 01:08:27.686 --> 01:08:31.023 ♪ But it'll be over soon ♪ 1183 01:08:31.107 --> 01:08:32.441 ♪ You wait ♪ 1184 01:08:34.985 --> 01:08:37.279 ♪ Hey, what can ya say? ♪ 1185 01:08:37.363 --> 01:08:39.323 ♪ We were overdue ♪ 1186 01:08:40.449 --> 01:08:43.661 ♪ But it'll be over soon ♪ 1187 01:08:43.744 --> 01:08:44.745 ♪ Just wait ♪ 1188 01:08:44.829 --> 01:08:46.831 [scatting] 1189 01:08:47.706 --> 01:08:50.042 ♪ Hey, what can ya say? ♪ 1190 01:08:50.126 --> 01:08:51.961 ♪ We were overdue ♪ 1191 01:08:53.212 --> 01:08:56.382 ♪ But it'll be over soon ♪ 1192 01:08:56.465 --> 01:08:57.424 ♪ You wait ♪ 1193 01:08:57.508 --> 01:08:58.926 [scatting] 1194 01:09:00.427 --> 01:09:02.596 ♪ Hey, what can ya say? ♪ 1195 01:09:02.680 --> 01:09:04.473 ♪ We were overdue ♪ 1196 01:09:04.557 --> 01:09:05.641 [humming] 1197 01:09:05.724 --> 01:09:08.894 ♪ But it'll be over soon ♪ 1198 01:09:08.978 --> 01:09:10.729 ♪ You wait ♪ 1199 01:09:10.813 --> 01:09:12.731 [scatting] 1200 01:09:12.815 --> 01:09:15.109 ♪ Hey, what can ya say? ♪ 1201 01:09:15.192 --> 01:09:17.027 ♪ We were overdue ♪ 1202 01:09:18.237 --> 01:09:21.323 ♪ But it'll be over soon ♪ 1203 01:09:21.407 --> 01:09:22.491 ♪ You wait ♪ 1204 01:09:22.575 --> 01:09:23.868 [scatting] 1205 01:09:23.951 --> 01:09:25.161 [music fades] 1206 01:09:26.453 --> 01:09:28.247 [birds chirping] 1207 01:09:37.298 --> 01:09:38.299 [exhales] 1208 01:09:42.136 --> 01:09:43.179 [sniffles] 1209 01:09:45.848 --> 01:09:47.600 [exhales, clears throat] 1210 01:09:49.143 --> 01:09:50.186 So, I-- 1211 01:09:50.728 --> 01:09:51.729 Jesus. 1212 01:09:52.813 --> 01:09:53.898 [clears throat] 1213 01:09:58.736 --> 01:10:03.991 So I've been working on this, uh, special for… 1214 01:10:05.993 --> 01:10:08.204 a year now. 1215 01:10:08.746 --> 01:10:09.830 [inhales deeply] 1216 01:10:10.873 --> 01:10:12.041 It-- [exhales] 1217 01:10:13.959 --> 01:10:15.461 [sighing] Fucking… 1218 01:10:18.714 --> 01:10:19.798 [exhales] 1219 01:10:22.051 --> 01:10:23.135 [sniffles] 1220 01:10:25.554 --> 01:10:30.100 So I've been working on this special for, um, a year now, 1221 01:10:31.936 --> 01:10:36.190 which is, um, a lot longer 1222 01:10:36.273 --> 01:10:39.485 than I anticipated working on it. 1223 01:10:40.069 --> 01:10:42.738 When I started… 1224 01:10:43.405 --> 01:10:44.448 [smacks leg] 1225 01:10:46.367 --> 01:10:47.493 [sighs] 1226 01:10:49.912 --> 01:10:50.996 [exhales] 1227 01:10:56.627 --> 01:10:58.337 So I've been working on-- [scoffs] 1228 01:10:58.420 --> 01:10:59.672 [drops mic] 1229 01:11:02.341 --> 01:11:03.467 I fucking… 1230 01:11:04.718 --> 01:11:06.512 I can't. I fucking… 1231 01:11:07.805 --> 01:11:08.806 Fucking… 1232 01:11:17.606 --> 01:11:19.316 [exhales] 1233 01:11:21.819 --> 01:11:22.820 I am… 1234 01:11:24.571 --> 01:11:25.572 not… 1235 01:11:29.034 --> 01:11:30.744 um, well. 1236 01:11:30.828 --> 01:11:32.454 [sobbing] 1237 01:11:37.293 --> 01:11:38.919 [continues sobbing] 1238 01:11:39.920 --> 01:11:41.922 [cheers and applause] 1239 01:11:43.882 --> 01:11:45.676 [electronic music playing] 1240 01:11:45.759 --> 01:11:47.845 [Bo] Thank you, guys. Thank you very much. 1241 01:11:47.928 --> 01:11:48.929 Thank you. 1242 01:11:52.182 --> 01:11:54.351 You guys have been incredible. Thank you. 1243 01:11:54.435 --> 01:11:56.437 [cheering and applause continue] 1244 01:12:00.649 --> 01:12:02.443 I couldn't have done this without you guys. 1245 01:12:02.526 --> 01:12:04.653 I couldn't, really. I… 1246 01:12:05.654 --> 01:12:08.240 This last year has been… [sighs] 1247 01:12:08.907 --> 01:12:11.869 You know, there have been times that, um… [sighs] 1248 01:12:11.952 --> 01:12:13.871 [laughter] 1249 01:12:14.538 --> 01:12:16.498 But just knowing you're here, 1250 01:12:16.582 --> 01:12:18.667 you know, feeling you here with me. 1251 01:12:19.668 --> 01:12:21.003 Um… 1252 01:12:21.086 --> 01:12:22.087 [laughter] 1253 01:12:22.171 --> 01:12:23.255 Yeah, thank you. 1254 01:12:23.339 --> 01:12:25.341 [cheers and applause] 1255 01:12:28.719 --> 01:12:31.347 You know, I hate to ask because, uh, 1256 01:12:32.431 --> 01:12:34.391 you've given me so much. 1257 01:12:36.435 --> 01:12:37.436 But… 1258 01:12:40.230 --> 01:12:42.399 I need you to do one more thing for me. 1259 01:12:45.611 --> 01:12:46.695 Can you do that? 1260 01:12:46.779 --> 01:12:47.863 [cheers and applause] 1261 01:12:49.573 --> 01:12:51.992 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1262 01:12:52.076 --> 01:12:53.827 ♪ Get on out of your seats ♪ 1263 01:12:53.911 --> 01:12:56.455 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1264 01:12:57.790 --> 01:13:00.167 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1265 01:13:00.250 --> 01:13:02.086 ♪ Get on out of your seats ♪ 1266 01:13:02.169 --> 01:13:05.672 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1267 01:13:06.757 --> 01:13:08.634 ♪ Are you feeling nervous? ♪ 1268 01:13:08.717 --> 01:13:10.260 ♪ Are you having fun? ♪ 1269 01:13:10.803 --> 01:13:12.763 ♪ It's almost over ♪ 1270 01:13:12.846 --> 01:13:14.807 ♪ It's just begun ♪ 1271 01:13:14.890 --> 01:13:16.850 ♪ Don't overthink this ♪ 1272 01:13:16.934 --> 01:13:18.185 ♪ Look in my eye ♪ 1273 01:13:18.268 --> 01:13:20.229 ♪ Don't be scared, don't be shy ♪ 1274 01:13:20.312 --> 01:13:23.065 ♪ Come on in, the water's fine ♪ 1275 01:13:23.148 --> 01:13:26.902 ♪ We're going to go Where everybody knows ♪ 1276 01:13:26.985 --> 01:13:28.987 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1277 01:13:29.071 --> 01:13:30.197 ♪ Everybody ♪ 1278 01:13:31.281 --> 01:13:35.119 ♪ We're going to go Where everybody knows ♪ 1279 01:13:35.202 --> 01:13:38.622 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1280 01:13:38.705 --> 01:13:41.208 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1281 01:13:41.291 --> 01:13:43.043 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1282 01:13:43.127 --> 01:13:45.838 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1283 01:13:46.964 --> 01:13:49.466 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1284 01:13:49.550 --> 01:13:51.218 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1285 01:13:51.301 --> 01:13:55.055 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me, yeah ♪ 1286 01:13:55.139 --> 01:13:57.641 ♪ Hands down ♪ 1287 01:13:57.724 --> 01:13:59.101 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1288 01:13:59.184 --> 01:14:01.770 ♪ Heads down now ♪ 1289 01:14:01.854 --> 01:14:03.272 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1290 01:14:03.355 --> 01:14:06.024 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1291 01:14:06.108 --> 01:14:07.693 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1292 01:14:07.776 --> 01:14:11.238 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1293 01:14:11.321 --> 01:14:12.698 [music continues] 1294 01:14:14.491 --> 01:14:16.076 You want to hear a funny story? 1295 01:14:16.160 --> 01:14:18.162 [cheers] 1296 01:14:19.037 --> 01:14:20.497 So, uh, 1297 01:14:20.581 --> 01:14:22.541 five years ago, I quit 1298 01:14:23.667 --> 01:14:26.545 performing live comedy, 1299 01:14:27.838 --> 01:14:32.551 because I was beginning to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage, 1300 01:14:33.135 --> 01:14:36.096 which is not a great place to have them. 1301 01:14:36.180 --> 01:14:37.431 [laughter] 1302 01:14:37.514 --> 01:14:39.141 So, I… I quit. 1303 01:14:40.517 --> 01:14:43.896 And I didn't perform for five years, and I spent that time… 1304 01:14:46.190 --> 01:14:48.567 trying to improve myself mentally. 1305 01:14:49.735 --> 01:14:50.819 And you know what? 1306 01:14:51.862 --> 01:14:52.779 I did! 1307 01:14:53.655 --> 01:14:54.823 I got better. 1308 01:14:55.616 --> 01:14:58.160 I got so much better, in fact, 1309 01:14:59.077 --> 01:15:01.371 that in January of 1310 01:15:03.040 --> 01:15:04.249 2020, 1311 01:15:07.669 --> 01:15:10.130 I thought, "You know what, I should… 1312 01:15:12.132 --> 01:15:13.675 start performing again." 1313 01:15:15.469 --> 01:15:19.264 "I've been hiding from the world, 1314 01:15:19.932 --> 01:15:21.433 and I need to… 1315 01:15:24.228 --> 01:15:25.521 reenter." 1316 01:15:27.814 --> 01:15:28.857 And then… 1317 01:15:30.817 --> 01:15:32.486 the funniest thing happened. 1318 01:15:32.569 --> 01:15:34.321 [laughter] 1319 01:15:34.404 --> 01:15:36.323 ♪ Are you feeling nervous? ♪ 1320 01:15:36.406 --> 01:15:37.908 ♪ Are you having fun? ♪ 1321 01:15:38.492 --> 01:15:40.536 ♪ It's almost over ♪ 1322 01:15:40.619 --> 01:15:42.496 ♪ It's just begun ♪ 1323 01:15:42.579 --> 01:15:44.540 ♪ Don't overthink this ♪ 1324 01:15:44.623 --> 01:15:45.916 ♪ Look in my eye ♪ 1325 01:15:45.999 --> 01:15:47.918 ♪ Don't be scared, don't be shy ♪ 1326 01:15:48.001 --> 01:15:50.170 ♪ Come on in, the water's fine ♪ 1327 01:15:50.254 --> 01:15:52.548 ♪ You say the ocean's rising ♪ 1328 01:15:52.631 --> 01:15:54.258 ♪ Like I give a shit ♪ 1329 01:15:54.341 --> 01:15:56.677 ♪ You say the whole world's ending ♪ 1330 01:15:56.760 --> 01:15:58.929 ♪ Honey, it already did ♪ 1331 01:15:59.012 --> 01:16:00.806 ♪ You're not gonna slow it ♪ 1332 01:16:00.889 --> 01:16:03.141 ♪ Heaven knows you tried ♪ 1333 01:16:04.351 --> 01:16:07.187 ♪ Got it? Good. Now get inside ♪ 1334 01:16:07.271 --> 01:16:11.066 ♪ We're going to go Where everybody knows ♪ 1335 01:16:11.149 --> 01:16:13.068 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1336 01:16:13.151 --> 01:16:15.320 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1337 01:16:15.404 --> 01:16:19.241 ♪ We're going to go Where everybody knows ♪ 1338 01:16:19.324 --> 01:16:22.327 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 1339 01:16:22.411 --> 01:16:25.330 ♪ Come on, get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1340 01:16:25.414 --> 01:16:27.165 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1341 01:16:27.249 --> 01:16:29.918 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1342 01:16:30.502 --> 01:16:33.547 ♪ Come on, get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1343 01:16:33.630 --> 01:16:35.299 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1344 01:16:35.382 --> 01:16:39.177 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me, yeah ♪ 1345 01:16:39.261 --> 01:16:41.805 ♪ Hands down ♪ 1346 01:16:41.888 --> 01:16:43.015 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1347 01:16:43.098 --> 01:16:45.892 ♪ Heads down now ♪ 1348 01:16:45.976 --> 01:16:46.977 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1349 01:16:47.060 --> 01:16:49.688 ♪ I said, get your fuckin' hands up… ♪ 1350 01:16:50.314 --> 01:16:52.107 Get up. Get up. 1351 01:16:52.983 --> 01:16:55.569 I'm talking to you, get the fuck up! [pants] 1352 01:16:55.652 --> 01:16:58.155 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1353 01:16:58.238 --> 01:16:59.948 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1354 01:17:00.032 --> 01:17:02.743 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1355 01:17:02.826 --> 01:17:06.371 ♪ Hey, now get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1356 01:17:06.455 --> 01:17:08.165 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 1357 01:17:08.248 --> 01:17:11.460 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me, yeah ♪ 1358 01:17:11.543 --> 01:17:14.546 ♪ Come on, hands down ♪ 1359 01:17:14.630 --> 01:17:15.797 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1360 01:17:15.881 --> 01:17:18.717 ♪ Heads down now ♪ 1361 01:17:18.800 --> 01:17:19.926 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 1362 01:17:20.010 --> 01:17:22.804 ♪ I said get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 1363 01:17:22.888 --> 01:17:24.514 ♪ Get-- ♪ [yelps] 1364 01:17:24.598 --> 01:17:27.851 ♪ All eyes on me All eyes on me ♪ 1365 01:17:28.769 --> 01:17:31.188 [mic feedback] 1366 01:17:37.653 --> 01:17:39.655 [birds chirping] 1367 01:17:48.038 --> 01:17:50.040 [gentle music playing] 1368 01:18:00.342 --> 01:18:01.426 [water running] 1369 01:18:04.096 --> 01:18:05.347 [Bo on laptop] Hi. 1370 01:18:05.430 --> 01:18:10.811 Welcome to, uh, whatever this is, um… 1371 01:18:10.894 --> 01:18:12.562 [whirring] 1372 01:18:16.400 --> 01:18:18.402 [music continues] 1373 01:18:27.661 --> 01:18:29.663 [continues playing music] 1374 01:18:43.927 --> 01:18:45.929 [music continues] 1375 01:19:04.531 --> 01:19:05.991 [music fades] 1376 01:19:09.745 --> 01:19:11.204 [sighs] 1377 01:19:16.042 --> 01:19:17.878 I think-- [clears throat] 1378 01:19:18.920 --> 01:19:20.589 I think I'm… I'm done. 1379 01:19:37.689 --> 01:19:38.774 [exhales] 1380 01:19:39.608 --> 01:19:43.820 Um, possible… uh, ending song 1381 01:19:43.904 --> 01:19:47.491 that is not finished yet. 1382 01:19:47.574 --> 01:19:48.575 Test. 1383 01:19:49.075 --> 01:19:51.328 Take one. 1384 01:19:51.828 --> 01:19:53.830 [playing sentimental music] 1385 01:20:05.842 --> 01:20:08.595 ♪ So long ♪ 1386 01:20:09.846 --> 01:20:12.682 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1387 01:20:14.392 --> 01:20:17.437 ♪ I'll see you when I see you ♪ 1388 01:20:17.521 --> 01:20:19.815 ♪ You can pick the street ♪ 1389 01:20:19.898 --> 01:20:23.235 ♪ I'll meet you on the other side ♪ 1390 01:20:28.740 --> 01:20:31.535 ♪ So long ♪ 1391 01:20:32.744 --> 01:20:34.955 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1392 01:20:36.957 --> 01:20:40.210 ♪ Do I really have to finish? ♪ 1393 01:20:40.794 --> 01:20:44.130 ♪ Do returns always diminish? ♪ 1394 01:20:44.214 --> 01:20:46.216 ♪ Did I say that right? ♪ 1395 01:20:50.554 --> 01:20:56.434 ♪ Does anybody want To joke when no one's ♪ 1396 01:20:56.518 --> 01:21:01.064 ♪ Laughing in the background? ♪ 1397 01:21:01.147 --> 01:21:06.820 ♪ So this is how it ends ♪ 1398 01:21:08.905 --> 01:21:11.408 ♪ I promise ♪ 1399 01:21:11.491 --> 01:21:15.495 ♪ To never go outside again ♪ 1400 01:21:22.043 --> 01:21:25.088 ♪ So long ♪ 1401 01:21:27.465 --> 01:21:28.592 ♪ Bye ♪ 1402 01:21:30.302 --> 01:21:33.638 ♪ I'm slowly losing power ♪ 1403 01:21:34.222 --> 01:21:37.392 ♪ Has it only been an hour? ♪ 1404 01:21:37.475 --> 01:21:39.728 ♪No, that can't be right ♪ 1405 01:21:44.983 --> 01:21:47.736 ♪ So long ♪ 1406 01:21:48.904 --> 01:21:50.947 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1407 01:21:53.199 --> 01:21:55.994 ♪ Hey, here's a fun idea ♪ 1408 01:21:56.536 --> 01:21:59.789 ♪ How about I sit on the couch ♪ 1409 01:21:59.873 --> 01:22:02.542 ♪ And I watch you next time ♪ 1410 01:22:06.880 --> 01:22:10.258 ♪ I wanna hear you tell ♪ 1411 01:22:10.342 --> 01:22:12.636 ♪ A joke when no one's ♪ 1412 01:22:12.719 --> 01:22:17.265 ♪ Laughing in the background ♪ 1413 01:22:17.349 --> 01:22:23.188 ♪ So this is how it ends ♪ 1414 01:22:25.106 --> 01:22:27.567 ♪ I promise ♪ 1415 01:22:27.651 --> 01:22:31.613 ♪ To never go outside again ♪ 1416 01:22:32.489 --> 01:22:34.324 ♪ Am I going crazy? ♪ 1417 01:22:34.407 --> 01:22:36.159 ♪ Would I even know? ♪ 1418 01:22:36.242 --> 01:22:39.955 ♪ Am I right back where I started Fourteen years ago? ♪ 1419 01:22:40.038 --> 01:22:41.873 ♪ Wanna guess the ending? ♪ 1420 01:22:41.957 --> 01:22:43.750 ♪ If it ever does ♪ 1421 01:22:43.833 --> 01:22:46.419 ♪ I swear to God That all I've ever wanted ♪ 1422 01:22:46.503 --> 01:22:48.797 ♪ Was a little bit of everything ♪ 1423 01:22:48.880 --> 01:22:50.507 ♪ All of the time ♪ 1424 01:22:51.049 --> 01:22:54.511 ♪ A bit of everything all of the time ♪ 1425 01:22:54.594 --> 01:22:58.515 ♪ Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime ♪ 1426 01:22:58.598 --> 01:23:02.644 ♪ I'm finished playing And I'm staying inside ♪ 1427 01:23:02.727 --> 01:23:06.564 ♪ If I wake up in a house That's full of smoke ♪ 1428 01:23:06.648 --> 01:23:10.276 ♪ I'll panic So call me up and tell me a joke ♪ 1429 01:23:10.360 --> 01:23:15.490 ♪ When I'm fully irrelevant And totally broken, damn it ♪ 1430 01:23:15.573 --> 01:23:17.909 ♪ Call me up and tell me a joke ♪ 1431 01:23:18.410 --> 01:23:19.828 ♪ Oh shit ♪ 1432 01:23:21.329 --> 01:23:25.041 ♪ You're really joking At a time like this ♪ 1433 01:23:25.125 --> 01:23:27.836 [in distorted voice] ♪ Well, well ♪ 1434 01:23:27.919 --> 01:23:30.755 ♪ Look who's inside again ♪ 1435 01:23:30.839 --> 01:23:32.590 ♪ Went out to look ♪ 1436 01:23:32.674 --> 01:23:36.469 ♪ For a reason to hide again ♪ 1437 01:23:36.553 --> 01:23:39.305 ♪ Well, well ♪ 1438 01:23:39.389 --> 01:23:43.643 ♪ Buddy, you found it ♪ 1439 01:23:44.144 --> 01:23:47.397 ♪ Now come out with your hands up ♪ 1440 01:23:47.480 --> 01:23:52.610 ♪ We've got you surrounded ♪ 1441 01:23:59.993 --> 01:24:01.995 [eerie high-pitched ringing] 1442 01:24:32.942 --> 01:24:34.110 [ringing stops] 1443 01:24:48.500 --> 01:24:50.502 [birds calling] 1444 01:25:18.988 --> 01:25:20.990 [disembodied applause] 1445 01:25:34.712 --> 01:25:36.714 [disembodied laughter] 1446 01:25:48.726 --> 01:25:50.728 [laughter continues] 1447 01:26:00.363 --> 01:26:02.365 [laughter gets louder] 1448 01:26:03.366 --> 01:26:05.952 [cheers and applause] 1449 01:26:10.874 --> 01:26:12.876 [laughter] 1450 01:26:17.380 --> 01:26:19.382 [laughter gets louder] 1451 01:26:26.055 --> 01:26:28.433 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1452 01:26:28.516 --> 01:26:31.102 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1453 01:26:31.853 --> 01:26:33.563 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1454 01:26:34.105 --> 01:26:36.441 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1455 01:26:36.524 --> 01:26:39.152 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1456 01:26:39.819 --> 01:26:41.529 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1457 01:26:42.071 --> 01:26:44.449 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1458 01:26:44.532 --> 01:26:47.243 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1459 01:26:47.744 --> 01:26:49.579 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1460 01:26:50.079 --> 01:26:52.457 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1461 01:26:52.540 --> 01:26:55.210 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1462 01:26:55.793 --> 01:26:57.587 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1463 01:26:58.087 --> 01:27:00.465 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1464 01:27:00.548 --> 01:27:03.134 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1465 01:27:03.885 --> 01:27:05.595 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1466 01:27:06.137 --> 01:27:08.514 ♪ It'll stop any day now ♪ 1467 01:27:08.598 --> 01:27:11.351 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1468 01:27:11.893 --> 01:27:13.519 ♪ Any day now ♪ 1469 01:27:13.603 --> 01:27:15.605 [music continues] 1470 01:27:21.486 --> 01:27:22.612 [music ends]