1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,717 NETFLIX PREDSTAVLJA 4 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:14,115 Da ste mi rekli Prije jedne godine 5 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:17,827 Da ću biti zaključan u domu svome 6 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:18,745 Ah 7 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:21,372 Ja bih vam rekao 8 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:22,665 Prije jedne godine 9 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:26,669 Zanimljivo, a sad na miru ostavite me 10 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:30,340 Na izgledu groznom oprostite 11 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,257 Ah 12 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:35,178 Frizer mi je promijenio termin za šišanje 13 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:38,348 Robert pomalo depresivan je 14 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,599 Ne 15 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:42,811 Zato ću danas pokušati 16 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,896 Ustati, sjesti 17 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:48,274 Na posao se vratiti 18 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,985 Možda neće pomoći, ali neće ni odmoći 19 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,113 Sjedim i smišljam šale 20 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:56,324 Pjevam blesave pjesmice 21 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:58,451 Žao mi je što sam nestao 22 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:02,789 Ali sad sadržaj sam vam snimio 23 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:07,585 Ono što najviše volite tata je kreirao 24 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,547 Evo sadržaja 25 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,049 Divan je dan 26 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,970 Za ostanak kod kuće 27 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,157 Isprobavam kameru. 28 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,289 Svijet se mijenja 29 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,834 Planet se zagrijava 30 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:16,965 Koji se kurac događa ? 31 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,636 Promjene 32 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:25,181 Kao da su se sve zbile odjednom 33 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,811 Koji se kurac događa ? 34 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,565 Ljudi ustaju na ulicama 35 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,986 Rat, suša 36 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,195 Sve mi se više čini 37 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:44,450 Da više nema ničega Čemu bismo se smijali 38 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,035 Je li humor mrtav ? 39 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,830 Da vas ostavim na miru ? 40 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,915 Jer zaista kome 41 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,626 u ovakvo doba bilo bi do šale ? 42 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,504 Smijem li se šaliti u ovakvo doba ? 43 00:04:56,587 --> 00:05:00,008 Želim ovaj svijet 44 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,468 Učiniti boljim nego što je bio prije 45 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,222 Bojim se da humor ne pomaže 46 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,475 A moj strah neosnovan nije 47 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,228 Da ne pokušavam biti duhovit ? 48 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,773 Trebam li svoj novac poklonit' ? 49 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:16,691 Ne 50 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,363 Što da učinim ? 51 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:33,624 Liječi svijet humorom 52 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:37,337 Neopisivom moći 53 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:41,049 Svoga humora 54 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:44,260 Svijet mora usmjeriti 55 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,721 Bijelac poput mene 56 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:52,977 -Bingo -Koji humorom svijet liječi 57 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,189 To je to. 58 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,860 Svijet je potpuno sjeban. 59 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,529 Sustavno ugnjetavanje. 60 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:05,823 Dohodovna nejednakost. 61 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,451 I ostalo. 62 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,413 Samo jedno mogu učiniti u vezi s tim, 63 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:17,627 a istovremeno biti plaćen i ostati u središtu pozornosti. 64 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:23,299 Humorom svijet liječiti 65 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:28,679 Doslovno mijenjati svijet metaforički 66 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,599 Židov uđe u bar 67 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:34,602 A ja mu čuvam mjesto 68 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:39,065 Tako se liječi svijet humorom 69 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:41,609 Ja sam posebna vrsta bijelca 70 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:44,487 Razmislio sam i želim pokrenuti promjene 71 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:48,241 Iskoristit ću svoju privilegiranost Za opće dobro 72 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:49,575 Super, bravo ! 73 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:52,245 Američki bijelci 74 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:55,873 Odlučuju o svemu već barem 400 godina 75 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:59,752 Možda bih trebao začepiti 76 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:05,883 Dosadno mi je. 77 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,010 Ne želim to 78 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,264 Sigurno postoji drugi način 79 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:13,266 -Da -Sigurno mogu pomoći 80 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,726 I ne samo po strani stajati 81 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,855 Nikad Dosta je čekanja 82 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,649 Ja sam bijelac koji će spasiti svijet 83 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:26,320 Želim biti kao Sandra Bullock U Priči o prvaku 84 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,405 Sandra Bullock ! 85 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:32,076 Humorom svijet liječiti 86 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:37,832 Doslovno mijenjati svijet metaforički 87 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:40,918 I vjerojatno će mi platiti 88 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,546 Ali pristao bih i besplatno to učiniti 89 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:47,675 Liječim svijet humorom 90 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,805 Probudiš li se u kući punoj dima 91 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:53,890 Bez panike 92 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,850 Nazovi i pričat ću ti viceve 93 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,519 Ako vidiš bijelce Odjevene u bijele plašteve 94 00:07:58,603 --> 00:07:59,604 Bez panike 95 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:01,647 Nazovi me i pričat ću ti viceve 96 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,191 Sranje 97 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:06,861 Smijem li se šaliti u ovakvo doba ? 98 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:09,947 Ako miriše na izgorjeli tost 99 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,617 Imaš moždani udar Ili je izgorio tost 100 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,411 Probudiš li se u kući punoj dima 101 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,331 Bez panike Nazovi me i pričat ću ti viceve 102 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,125 Ako vidiš bijelce Odjevene u bijele plašteve 103 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,212 Bez panike Nazovi me i pričat ću ti viceve 104 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,380 Sranje 105 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,842 Smijem li se šaliti u ovakvo doba ? 106 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,802 Neka mi netko pomogne 107 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,222 Jer ne znam odgovor 108 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:37,683 Želim ovaj svijet 109 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,144 Učiniti boljim nego što je bio prije 110 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,980 Bojim se da humor ne pomaže 111 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,691 A moj strah neosnovan nije 112 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,069 Da ne pokušavam biti duhovit ? 113 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,030 Trebam li svoj novac poklonit' ? 114 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:51,989 Ne 115 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:58,746 Znam što moram činiti 116 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:03,125 Humorom svijet liječiti 117 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:08,506 Doslovno mijenjati svijet metaforički 118 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:11,092 Zakleo sam se da se neću vratiti 119 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:14,136 Ali opet sam na noge stao 120 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:18,683 I liječim svijet humorom 121 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:37,535 Bok. 122 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:42,665 Dobro došli u što god ovo bilo. 123 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,085 Posljednjih nekoliko mjeseci radim. 124 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:50,798 Isprobavam kameru i rasvjetu. Pišem. 125 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:56,095 Odlučio sam snimiti novi specijal. 126 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:57,013 Zaista. 127 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,099 Neće to biti običan specijal. 128 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:03,185 Nemam publiku ni filmsku ekipu. 129 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:06,022 Ovdje smo samo kamera i ja. 130 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,565 I vi i vaš ekran. 131 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,360 Kako je dragi Bog i zamislio. 132 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,658 Specijal ću snimiti u ovoj sobi. 133 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,494 Neću ga snimati 134 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,246 samo jednu noć, 135 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,665 Snimat ću 136 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,293 dokle god ne završim. 137 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,339 Nadam se da će vam se svidjeti. 138 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,259 Nadam se da će vam ovaj specijal pomoći 139 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,720 kao što pomaže meni posljednjih mjeseci. 140 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:38,638 I to tako 141 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,808 što me odvraća od želje 142 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,603 da se ustrijelim u glavu. 143 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:47,938 Zato… 144 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,815 Da. Hvala. 145 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,234 Jedno upozorenje. 146 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,030 Već vidim da će specijal biti 147 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,366 pomalo zbrkan. 148 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:02,536 Ne očekujte besprijekorne prijela… 149 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:37,071 Natoči mi piće i otkaži sastanke 150 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:40,282 Večeras razgovaram s mamom 151 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,745 Važnih 40 minuta 152 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,832 Večeras razgovaram s mamom 153 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:55,423 Ja nazovem A ona se javi mokre kose 154 00:11:57,258 --> 00:12:00,511 Pitam ju je li se tuširala 155 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,221 A ona pita kako to znam 156 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:05,266 Ja kažem da joj je kosa mokra Ona kaže: „O, da” 157 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,810 Dečkima kažem da želim biti sam 158 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,646 Večeras razgovaram s mamom 159 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,942 Svoj iPhone peticu Držat će blizu svome licu 160 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:18,571 Da, večeras razgovaram s mamom 161 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,284 Reći će da je je još netko ondje 162 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,411 I da tatu pozdravim 163 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,041 On će pitati kako sam 164 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,002 Reći ću da dobro sam 165 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,588 Naš najdublji razgovor otkad za sebe znam 166 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,257 Promatrat ću kako mama traži cvike 167 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:41,385 Večeras razgovaram s mamom 168 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,012 Reći će mi sve 169 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:46,557 O posljednjoj epizodi Crne liste 170 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,310 Večeras razgovaram s mamom 171 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:55,274 Mama prekriva kameru prstom 172 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:59,111 Tratim vrijeme razgovarajući s mamom 173 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,948 Mama prekriva kameru prstom 174 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:06,827 Tratim vrijeme razgovarajući s mamom 175 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,748 Mama prekriva kameru prstom 176 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:14,627 Tratim vrijeme razgovarajući s mamom 177 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:18,297 Mama prekriva kameru prstom 178 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:22,301 Tratim vrijeme razgovarajući s mamom 179 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,387 Bok, djeco. 180 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,889 Danas ćemo učiti o svijetu. 181 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,228 Svijet koji nas okružuje 182 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,063 Nevjerojatan je 183 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,439 No kako funkcionira ? 184 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,817 Sigurno je kompliciran 185 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,487 Tajna je u tome što svijet funkcionira 186 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,657 Samo kad je sve usklađeno 187 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:29,034 Pčela pije iz cvijeta 188 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,828 I odlazi s peludom 189 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:34,707 Vjeverica na stablu Širi sjemenke koje su pale 190 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,793 Sve je usklađeno 191 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,422 Veliki slon i sićušna mušica 192 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,425 Pod zemljom krtica I na nebu ptica 193 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:48,554 Svaki cvrčak I svaka u moru riba 194 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:52,266 Svi rade što mogu I dobiju što im treba 195 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:56,812 Tako funkcionira svijet 196 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,899 Tako funkcionira svijet 197 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,319 Od A do Žune i crva u tlu 198 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,572 Tako 199 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,823 On funkcionira 200 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,619 Bok. Pogledajte tko je svratio. 201 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,079 To je Čarapko! 202 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,789 Bok! 203 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,166 Gdje si bio, Čarapko? 204 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:22,046 Ondje gdje sam uvijek kad nisam na tvojoj ruci. 205 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:26,258 U zastrašujućem graničnom prostoru između različitih stanja. 206 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,761 Ni mrtav ni živ. 207 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:32,640 U stanju sličnom neprestanoj paralizi sna. 208 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:36,268 Razgovaramo o načinu na koji funkcionira svijet. 209 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,854 Ajme, to zvuči komplicirano. 210 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,649 Želiš li nas ti podučiti nečemu o svijetu? 211 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:45,444 Ne bih mogao reći ništa što ti već nisi rekao. 212 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,446 Nisam siguran u to, Čarapko. 213 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,781 Zašto ne pokušaš? 214 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,533 Dobro. 215 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,535 Jednostavna naracija 216 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,329 Na satu povijesti 217 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,164 Očito je pogrešna 218 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,667 I pedagoški klasistička 219 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:03,379 Zar ne znate Da je svijet nastao u krvi 220 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,839 Na genocidu i iskorištavanju 221 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,759 Globalna mreža kapitala 222 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,511 Zapravo uvijek 223 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,096 Radnika odvaja 224 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,847 Od proizvodnih sredstava 225 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:17,518 A FBI je ubio Martina Luthera Kinga 226 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,688 Privatno vlasništvo krađu predstavlja 227 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:24,108 Neoliberalni fašizam ljevicu uništava 228 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,943 Svaki političar 229 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,611 I policajac s ceste 230 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:31,657 Štiti interese pedofilske korporativne elite 231 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:35,160 Tako funkcionira svijet 232 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,078 Zaista? 233 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,331 Tako funkcionira svijet 234 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:43,002 Indijanci kažu da genocid vaš je novitet 235 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,213 Tako 236 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,131 On funkcionira 237 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,341 Prilično gadno. 238 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,884 Ne seri. 239 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,970 Kako ja mogu pomoći? 240 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,848 Možda možeš pročitati knjigu. Ne znam. 241 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,643 Ali ne nameći mi odgovornost za tvoje obrazovanje. 242 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,520 To je strašno iscrpljujuće. 243 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,730 Oprosti, Čarapko. 244 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,107 Samo želim postati bolja osoba. 245 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,985 Zašto vi jebeni bogati bijelci 246 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,196 svaki društveno-politički sukob uvijek promatrate 247 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,075 kroz prizmu svoje samoaktualizacije. 248 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,910 Niste važni vi. 249 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:20,247 Shvatite to ili se maknite s jebenog puta. 250 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:24,293 Pazi što govoriš. Sjeti se tko je na čijoj ruci. 251 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,252 Upravo to… 252 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,171 Ne slušaš me, jebote? 253 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,797 -Okruženi smo… -Dobro. 254 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,924 Stani! Ne želim se vratiti onamo! 255 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,261 Ne smijem se vratiti. 256 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,971 Molim te. 257 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,389 Oprosti. 258 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,392 Lijepo ćeš se ponašati? 259 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:42,478 Da. 260 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,773 -„Da” i što još? 261 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,401 -Da, gospodine. -Pogledaj me. 262 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,198 Da, gospodine. 263 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,699 Sad je bolje. 264 00:17:56,950 --> 00:18:01,455 Tako funkcionira svijet 265 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,083 Tako funkcionira svijet 266 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,959 Nadam se da si naučio lekciju 267 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,878 Jesam, na teži način 268 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:11,215 Tako 269 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,094 On funkcionira 270 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,972 Ne! 271 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,106 Bok. Ja sam Bo Burnham. 272 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,067 Bivši sam komičar. 273 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:33,904 Sad radim kao konzultant za brendove. 274 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,244 Ovo je uzbudljivo vrijeme za brendove. 275 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:45,499 Istovremeno je pomalo strašno jer kupci od brendova očekuju mnogo više 276 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,085 nego što su očekivali prije. 277 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,921 Usred ovoga iznimno nužnoga 278 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:54,299 i zakašnjeloga društvenog promišljanja u našoj kulturi 279 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:59,346 brendovi više ne smiju ostati izvan razmatranja. 280 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:03,142 Potrošače zanima hoće li brendovi upotrijebiti svijest o sebi 281 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,561 u svrhu pozitivnih društvenih promjena. 282 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,438 Što dovodi do veće svijesti o brendu. 283 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:13,735 Brendove s kojim radim uvijek upitam 284 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,196 hoće li biti na pravoj strani povijesti. 285 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,657 Nije važno što prodaješ 286 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,493 ili kakvu uslugu pružaš. 287 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,580 Važno je ono za što se zalažeš. 288 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,876 Tko ste vi, Bagel Bitesi? 289 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:34,590 Velike tvrtke boje se društvenih promjena. Pomažem im da se oslobode straha. 290 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,800 Kažem im: „Samo budite iskreni. 291 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:41,263 Kažite klijentima da se JPMorgan protivi rasizmu.” 292 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,181 U teoriji. 293 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,891 Pitanje više ne glasi: 294 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,437 „Želite li kupiti Wheat Tins?” Na primjer. 295 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,063 Pitanje sad glasi: 296 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:55,777 „Hoćete li podržati Wheat Tins u borbi protiv lajmske bolesti?” 297 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,238 Nema uljepšavanja. Svijet je… 298 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,116 sjeban. 299 00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,246 Svaki brend ima izbora. 300 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,164 Možete 301 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:12,920 gurnuti glavu u pijesak i nadati se da će se popraviti sam. 302 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,297 Ili možete zasukati rukave 303 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,424 i baciti se na posao. 304 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,178 I prodavati Butterfingerse. 305 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,900 Otvoren prozor 306 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,487 Roman 307 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,198 Par koji se drži za ruke 308 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:48,247 Avokado 309 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,749 Pjesma 310 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:56,588 Napisana u pijesku 311 00:20:56,672 --> 00:21:00,092 Svježi snijeg na tlu 312 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,011 Zlatni retriver s cvjetnim vijencem 313 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:08,141 Je li ovo raj ? 314 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:12,854 Ili samo bjelkinje 315 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,399 Bjelkinje Instagram 316 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:19,319 Bjelkinje 317 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,656 Bjelkinje Instagram 318 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,742 Bjelkinje 319 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,245 Bjelkinje Instagram 320 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:32,124 Bjelkinje 321 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,459 Bjelkinje Instagram 322 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,007 Umjetnost u pjeni kave 323 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,218 Bundevice 324 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,596 Čupave, udobne čarape 325 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,269 Stolić za kavu od naplavna drva 326 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,480 Figurica Ruth Bader Ginsburg 327 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,940 MRŽNJA 328 00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:01,778 Goblen lisice 329 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:05,490 Citat iz Gospodara prstenova Odabran nasumice 330 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,827 Martinu Lutheru Kingu pripisan nehotice 331 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,914 Je li ovo raj ? 332 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:18,462 Ili gledam u bjelkinje 333 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,714 U bjelkinje Instagram 334 00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:24,926 Bjelkinje 335 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,263 Bjelkinje Instagram 336 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,308 Bjelkinje 337 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:34,728 Bjelkinje Instagram 338 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:37,564 Bjelkinje 339 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,442 Bjelkinje Instagram 340 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,654 Omiljena fotka mame njene 341 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,116 Tekst uz nju kaže 342 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,577 Ne mogu vjerovati 343 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:55,457 Nisi sa mnom već deset godina 344 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,708 Mama, nedostaješ mi 345 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,795 Nedostaje mi naše sjedenje u dvorištu 346 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:03,340 Još učim živjeti bez tebe 347 00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:06,176 Malo je bolje Ali još teško je 348 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:09,513 Mama, imam posao Živim u svome stanu 349 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,641 Mama, imam dečka Luda sam za njim 350 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,727 Tvoja curica prilično uspješna je 351 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:19,398 Mama, volim te Zagrli i izljubi tatu 352 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:23,276 Salata s kozjim sirom 353 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,737 Osvijetljena viseća ležaljka 354 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:26,738 SANJAJ - VJERUJ 355 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:31,284 Jednostavna čaša vina 356 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:35,288 Nimalo originalna ulična umjetnost 357 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:38,542 Talisman kupljen u trgovini za hipstere 358 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:44,589 Stari neonski znak 359 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,884 Tri male riječi i dvije golubice 360 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:51,346 I prsten na njezinu prstu Od voljene osobe 361 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:55,267 Je li ovo raj 362 00:23:56,184 --> 00:24:00,856 Ili je to samo bjelkinje 363 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,150 Bjelkinje Instagram 364 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:07,446 Bjelkinje 365 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:10,657 Bjelkinje Instagram 366 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:13,702 Bjelkinje 367 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:17,122 Bjelkinje Instagram 368 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:19,541 Bjelkinje 369 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,794 Bjelkinje Instagram 370 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,801 Bjelkinje 371 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,429 Bjelkinje Instagram 372 00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:36,391 Bjelkinje 373 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,603 Bjelkinje Instagram 374 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:42,814 Bjelkinje 375 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:46,026 Bjelkinje Instagram 376 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:48,653 Bjelkinje 377 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,865 Bjelkinje Instagram 378 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,038 Imam pitanje za vas. 379 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,958 Je li to nužno? 380 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:05,962 Je li nužno da svaka osoba 381 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,339 na ovome planetu 382 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:13,428 izražava svoje mišljenje 383 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,598 baš o svakoj temi 384 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,725 istovremeno? 385 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:22,103 Je li to nužno? 386 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,066 Ili da preformuliram pitanje. 387 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,611 Može li itko 388 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:32,239 jebeno začepiti? 389 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,116 Može li itko, 390 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,327 bilo tko, 391 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:40,539 itko od nas… 392 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,123 Može li itko 393 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,378 jebeno začepiti o bilo kojoj temi? 394 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,713 O bilo čemu? 395 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:51,132 Može li ijedna osoba 396 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,928 jebeno začepiti o ijednoj temi 397 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,389 na jedan sat? 398 00:25:58,014 --> 00:26:00,475 Je li to moguće? 399 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:07,732 Znam da mislite: „Ti sad ne želiš jebeno začepiti.” 400 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,234 Istina, ali… 401 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:13,655 Tko želi kavu ? Upravo ured obilazim 402 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,491 Zapisujem narudžbe baš za sve 403 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,119 Kava besplatna je, baš poput mene 404 00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:21,162 Ja sam pripravnik bez plaće 405 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,958 Žurno papire razvrstavam, 406 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,877 Na sastanku sjedim Potpuno neprimjetan 407 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,630 Jedva čovjek, donekle legalan… 408 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,549 Pripravnik bez plaće 409 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,844 Radiš cijeli dan U studentskom domu spavaš 410 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,722 Za hipoteku nemaš I stalno porniće skidaš 411 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,599 Jer ti si pripravnik 412 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,142 Bez plaće 413 00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:44,561 Bok, ljudi. 414 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:49,357 Snimit ću reakcijski video za pjesmu koju sam upravo izveo. 415 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,775 Moglo bi biti zabavno. 416 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:55,780 Pripremio sam računalo. Spreman sam. Hajdemo. 417 00:26:56,740 --> 00:27:00,368 Tko želi kavu ? Upravo ured obilazim, zapisujem narudžbe… 418 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,286 Dobra pjesma. 419 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,205 Ova je pjesma napisana 420 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:08,501 jer je u prošlosti bilo mnogo pjesama o poslovima za radničku klasu, 421 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:12,464 ali nema mnogo pjesama o iskorištavanju današnjih radnika. 422 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:13,715 To je bila ideja. 423 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,925 Jedva čovjek, donekle legalan… 424 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:20,096 Brada mi je malo kraća jer sam video snimio prije par tjedana. 425 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,681 U studentskom domu spavaš 426 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,808 Za hipoteku nemaš I stalno… 427 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,977 Dobra je. Pjesma, a ne brada. 428 00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:27,979 Bez plaće 429 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,650 I rez. Smiješno je napraviti rez baš… 430 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:35,195 …reakcijski video za pjesmu koju sam upravo izveo. 431 00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:36,946 -Moglo bi biti zabavno. -Što? 432 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,448 Pripremio sam… 433 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:40,742 Ovaj video počinje poslije. 434 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:42,994 Da. I sad… 435 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,996 Dobro. Nastavit ću reagirati. 436 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,792 Dakle, ovdje reagiram na pjesmu. 437 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,794 Ova je pjesma napisana… 438 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:53,505 Objašnjavam što pjesma znači 439 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,633 i o čemu je. Pretenciozan sam. 440 00:27:56,716 --> 00:28:00,011 Imam tu potrebu da sve što napišem 441 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,097 ima nekakav dublji smisao. 442 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,684 Ali pjesma je glupa i zapravo ne znači ništa. 443 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:09,187 Mislim da je ta potreba antipatična. 444 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:13,441 Ta potreba da izgledam inteligentno. 445 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,236 Video ovdje završava, kao što vidite. 446 00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:20,532 Vrlo sam zbunjen. Zurim u sebe. 447 00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:24,661 Ne znam u što gledam. Sad mi sve postaje jasnije 448 00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:26,579 i shvaćam što se događa. 449 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:29,499 Sad odlučujem reagirati 450 00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,335 na reakciju na video. 451 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:36,423 Ovdje reagiram na vlastitu reakciju 452 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:41,094 i kritiziram svoju prvotnu, pretencioznu reakciju. 453 00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:44,139 Iskreno, to je obrambeni mehanizam. 454 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:47,767 Strašno sam zabrinut da će me kritizirati, 455 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,562 pa unaprijed kritiziram sam sebe. 456 00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:53,565 Ako prepoznam da sam kreten, 457 00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:56,901 mislim da ću biti manji kreten, ali neću. 458 00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,946 Samosvijest ne oslobađa od odgovornosti. 459 00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:02,490 Gubim kosu? Zaista uznemirujuće. 460 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:06,619 Ne volim gledati sam sebe ovakva. Želim da ovo prestane. 461 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:08,747 Neka ovo prestane. Zaustavit ću. 462 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:12,667 Da, to je bila moja reakcija na pjesmu. 463 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,169 Nadam se da ste uživali. 464 00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:25,764 Predsjednik uprave, poduzetnik 465 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:27,849 Rođen 1964. 466 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,392 Jeffrey 467 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,978 Jeffrey Bezos 468 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:34,105 Predsjednik uprave, poduzetnik 469 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,149 Rođen 1964. 470 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:37,650 Jeffrey 471 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:40,320 Jeffrey Bezos 472 00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:42,405 Hajde, Jeffrey, ti to možeš 473 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,491 Utabaj put, potrudi se 474 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,618 Kaži nam zašto, pokaži nam kako 475 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:48,661 Pogledaj dokle si dogurao 476 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,789 Zuckerberg i Gates i Buffet 477 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:52,832 Amateri, obični crvi 478 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,001 Jebi im žene, napij im se krvi 479 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:56,711 Hajde, Jeffe, sad ih smrvi 480 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,353 Ne znam za vas, 481 00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:16,564 no ja sam u posljednje vrijeme razmišljao. 482 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:21,277 Možda je to što smo dopustili 483 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:25,156 golemim digitalnim medijskim korporacijama 484 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:29,452 da iskoriste neurokemijsku dramu 485 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,704 naše djece radi profita… 486 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,083 Znate, možda je to bila… 487 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,545 loša odluka. 488 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:40,213 Naša. 489 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,300 Možda… 490 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:51,015 Možda je svođenje cjelokupnog subjektivnog ljudskog iskustva 491 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:54,811 na beživotnu razmjenu vrijednosti 492 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,521 od koje nitko nema koristi, 493 00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,066 osim, znate, 494 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:05,071 nekolicine buljookih guštera iz Silicijske doline… 495 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:06,114 Možda to, 496 00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:10,118 kao način života koji će trajati zauvijek… 497 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:13,496 Možda to 498 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:16,291 nije dobro 499 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:24,382 Ja sam… 500 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,552 napaljen. 501 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:34,726 Sekstanje 502 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:38,271 Nije seks, ali gotovo jednako dobro je 503 00:31:38,354 --> 00:31:42,942 Sekstanje 504 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:44,652 Ej, ej 505 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,696 Telekome 506 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:47,739 U krevetu evo me 507 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:50,700 Spreman sam za tebe 508 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:53,870 Danas polako dopisujmo se 509 00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:56,497 Šaljimo samo emojije 510 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:59,334 Fonetska dikcija suvišna je 511 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:03,379 Budimo prosti glumeći stare Egipćane 512 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,506 Pošalji mi breskvicu 513 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,550 Ja ću ti poslati mrkvicu 514 00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,469 Pošalji panoramski vrtuljak 515 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,220 To je apstraktno 516 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,348 Poslat ću ti ulaznicu 517 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:16,059 Vrtuljak je tijelo tvoje 518 00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:18,603 U koje želim ući 519 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:20,480 O, ne 520 00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:22,982 Što ako sad pomisliš da reći želim 521 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:26,402 Da ti je vagina velika Kao panoramski vrtuljak 522 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:27,487 Kvragu 523 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:30,281 Pošalješ mi snjegovića 524 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,785 Kriza je izbjegnuta 525 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:34,702 Hvala Bogu 526 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:38,706 Sekstanje 527 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,377 Nije seks, ali gotovo jednako dobro je 528 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:46,965 Sekstanje 529 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,716 Ej, ej 530 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:50,635 Telekome 531 00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:54,222 Dosta emojija, prijeđimo na riječi 532 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:58,184 Pitam te što imaš na sebi A ti kažeš da nosiš košulju 533 00:32:58,267 --> 00:33:00,228 Pitaš jesam li gol 534 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:03,189 Kažem da nosim cilindar samo 535 00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:06,359 Kažeš „LMAO”, ali ne vjerujem u to 536 00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:10,530 Vruće mi je od pomisli Na sve što bih ti radio 537 00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:14,367 Zamišljam nas u krevetu S tobom bih se mazio 538 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:18,496 Internet je stvoren za noći ovakve 539 00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:22,375 Volim te, dušo Želim da mi pošalješ sisice 540 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:26,754 Sekstanje 541 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:30,425 Nije seks, ali gotovo jednako dobro je 542 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:34,512 Sekstanje 543 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:37,306 Sekstamo se 544 00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:38,349 Telekome 545 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:42,145 Pošalješ fotku I kažeš da sam ja na redu sad 546 00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:46,441 Jebote, naučiti neću nikad 547 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:49,944 Blic mobitela jedino je svjetlo 548 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:54,574 A zbog blica kurac mi izgleda uplašeno 549 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:58,494 Prestrašim se i pošaljem fotku lica 550 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:02,790 Jer mi kurac izgleda kao iz Eraserheada bebica 551 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,836 Kažeš da si poslala sisice I da nije fer 552 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:10,965 Pošaljem ti što želiš I mobitel se isključi 553 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,301 Još jedna samotna noć 554 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,303 U kući zatvoren, upomoć 555 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:18,806 Sjedim sam, Na kurcu jedna ruka, na mobitelu druga 556 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,892 Još jedna samotna noć 557 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:23,311 U kući zatvoren, upomoć 558 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,939 Sjedim sam, Na kurcu jedna ruka, na mobitelu druga 559 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,317 Još jedna samotna noć 560 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,319 U kući zatvoren, upomoć 561 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:34,864 Sjedim sam, Na kurcu jedna ruka, na mobitelu druga 562 00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:36,908 -Još jedna samotna noć -Sisice 563 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:39,452 -U kući zatvoren, upomoć -Muda 564 00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:42,872 Sjedim sam, na kurcu jedna ruka Na mobitelu druga 565 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,212 Bok, ljudi. 566 00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:53,257 Snimio sam ovaj video da vam zahvalim. 567 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,802 Hvala što gledate moje sadržaje. 568 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:56,969 Kao što znate, 569 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,931 trudim se da vam pružim 570 00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:03,017 visokokvalitetne sadržaje u kojima ćete uživati. 571 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,479 Nevjerojatno mi je drago što uživate u njima. 572 00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:09,190 Hvala i nastavite me gledati. 573 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,859 Objavit ću još mnogo sadržaja. 574 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,195 Dobro, vidimo se poslije. 575 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:36,134 Pokušavam biti duhovit Zatvoren u sobi 576 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:41,389 Što više mogu reći ? 577 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:45,059 Mogu li biti duhovit Zatvoren u sobi ? 578 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:48,437 Duboko sam udahnuo, jebote. 579 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:54,861 Pokušavam biti duhovit Zatvoren u sobi 580 00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,199 Što više mogu reći ? 581 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:03,870 Mogu li biti duhovit Zatvoren u sobi ? 582 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:09,167 Zatvoren sam Nastojim iskoristiti vrijeme 583 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:12,503 Pravim grimase 584 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,130 Pričam viceve 585 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:17,175 Proizvodim zvukove 586 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:22,305 Bio sam dijete Zatvoreno u sobi 587 00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:27,143 Što više mogu reći ? 588 00:36:27,226 --> 00:36:31,355 Kad si dijete Zatvoreno u sobi 589 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:36,152 Učinit ćeš sve da izađeš iz nje 590 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:39,530 Pravim grimase 591 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,115 Pričam viceve 592 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:45,119 Proizvodim zvukove 593 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,371 Vidi, vidi 594 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,665 Pogledaj tko je opet zatvoren 595 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,167 Izašao sam da pronađem 596 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:54,128 Razlog da se opet sakrijem 597 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,422 Vidi, vidi 598 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:59,759 Kompa, pronašao si ga 599 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,845 Sad izađi s podignutim rukama 600 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,641 Okružen si 601 00:37:15,691 --> 00:37:16,525 Još jedna. 602 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,547 Odrastao sam u tipičnome predgrađu 603 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:23,175 Mali bjelački grad u Massachusettsu 604 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:26,846 Nedjeljom sam u crkvu išao Odijelo i kravatu sam nosio 605 00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:29,473 Ali seriju Obiteljski čovjek Rado sam gledao 606 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:33,352 Humorom sam se baviti počeo Kao razmaženo dijete 607 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:36,105 Uvredljiva sam sranja pisao I kažem 608 00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:40,192 Oče oprosti mi Nisam znao što činim 609 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:42,653 I da ću zažaliti 610 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:46,240 Vremena se mijenjaju Sve sam stariji 611 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,160 Moram li odgovornost preuzeti ? 612 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:52,496 Krevet mi je prazan i sve hladniji 613 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:55,583 Ne moram li odgovornost preuzeti ? 614 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,544 Problematičan sam 615 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:00,838 On je problem 616 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:03,007 Sa 17 godina, na Noć vještica 617 00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:04,925 Prerušio sam se u Aladina 618 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:07,386 On je problem 619 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,013 Nisam potamnio kožu 620 00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:11,432 Ali sad se ipak tomu čudim 621 00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:26,030 Želim pokazati da sam sve bolja osoba Ali najprije 622 00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:29,617 Moram reći nešto O strofi koju otpjevao sam maloprije 623 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,912 Skrivam se iza svog djetinjstva To ne donosi sreću 624 00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:35,956 Moja su djela samo moja I opravdavati se neću 625 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,086 Razmišljam o sebi Otkad pjevam ovu pjesmu 626 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,797 Pogriješio sam kad sam rekao 627 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,592 Oče, oprosti mi Nisam znao što činim 628 00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:49,428 I da ću zažaliti 629 00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:53,349 Vremena se mijenjaju Sve sam stariji 630 00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:55,559 Moram li odgovornost preuzeti ? 631 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,854 Krevet mi je prazan i sve hladniji 632 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:02,149 Ne moram li odgovornost preuzeti ? 633 00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:06,362 Problematičan sam 634 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,989 On je problem 635 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:12,410 Sjetio sam se da je Aladinov kostim Na maminu tavanu 636 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,497 -On je problem -Idem ga spaliti 637 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,250 Ili ne. Bi li to bilo pogrešno? Što da učinim? 638 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,336 Bio sam zaista grozan 639 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:26,632 Prošlost mi je prepuna glupavih sranja 640 00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,843 Uvijek sam poštovao zakon 641 00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:32,513 No nisam zaslužio naklon Zbog svih tih sranja 642 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:35,349 Bio sam zaista grozan 643 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,603 Prošlost mi je prepuna glupavih sranja 644 00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:41,856 Uvijek sam poštovao zakon 645 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:44,733 No nisam zaslužio naklon Zbog svih tih sranja 646 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:49,155 Jebeno mi je žao 647 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:52,658 Slušati pokušavam Sranje, bio sam samodopadan 648 00:40:52,741 --> 00:40:55,828 Oprosti 649 00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:58,831 Ako želim bolji biti Sve moram priznati 650 00:40:58,914 --> 00:41:05,296 Oprosti 651 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:11,760 Oprosti 652 00:41:54,553 --> 00:42:01,018 23:58 h 653 00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:04,730 Dakle, 654 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,486 na ovome specijalu radim već šest mjeseci. 655 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:18,077 I cijelo vrijeme na umu sam imao jedan cilj. 656 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,039 Htio sam ovo dovršiti 657 00:42:23,582 --> 00:42:26,252 prije nego što napunim 30 godina. 658 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:31,799 Pomisao na 30. rođendan 659 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:36,053 u ovoj jebenoj sobi, 660 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,806 radeći sam na ovome… 661 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:42,142 činila mi se… 662 00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:46,939 Htio sam to izbjeći. 663 00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:47,856 Zato… 664 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:52,653 Možda mislite: „Nema veze. Pogledaj se. 665 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:56,240 Zračiš mladošću. 666 00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:59,285 Godine te dijele od 30. rođendana.” 667 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,163 Lijepo je što to mislite. 668 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:04,832 Ali zapravo ću 669 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,751 napuniti 30 godina 670 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,878 za manje od minute. 671 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:13,048 23:59 h 672 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:16,343 Zato ću samo sjediti ovdje i uživati 673 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,179 u svojim dvadesetima. 674 00:43:20,222 --> 00:43:23,225 A zatim se vraćam na posao. 675 00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:56,175 00:00 h 676 00:44:00,846 --> 00:44:02,931 To! 677 00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:07,978 Trčao sam miljama 678 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,438 Bicikl vozio 679 00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:12,232 Sa smiješkom se budio 680 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:15,110 Sa snovima lijegao 681 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:20,032 Ali sad sam 30 godina napunio 682 00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:21,784 Ne ! 683 00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:24,536 Bio sam mlad 684 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:26,288 Upoznavao sam ljude 685 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,624 Koji su upoznavali ljude 686 00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:30,542 Rođene 1990. 687 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:31,877 Nema šanse ! 688 00:44:32,961 --> 00:44:34,129 Da, rođen sam 1990. 689 00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:36,715 Sad sam napunio 30 690 00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:39,176 Kvragu 691 00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:43,263 -Ja sam -Napunio 30 692 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:47,476 -Napunio -Napunio 30 693 00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:51,105 -Trideset -Napunio 30 694 00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:55,943 -Napunio sam 30 -Napunio 30 695 00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:58,028 Kad je imao 27 696 00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:00,030 Djed je otišao u Vijetnam 697 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,116 Kad sam imao 27 698 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:04,743 Kućicu za ptice s mamom napravio sam 699 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:05,994 Jebote 700 00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:10,541 Kako mogu imati 30 ? 701 00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:14,628 Rugao sam se boomerima 702 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,714 Kad razmislim, i previše 703 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,924 A sad jebeni zoomeri 704 00:45:19,007 --> 00:45:20,884 Kažu da ništa ne kužim više 705 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:24,930 Da? Jebeni mobiteli truju vam um. 706 00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:27,266 Kad razvijete disocijativni poremećaj 707 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:29,560 prije 30. godine, nemojte dopuzati… 708 00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:33,355 -Ja sam -Napunio 30 709 00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:37,568 -Napunio -Napunio 30 710 00:45:37,651 --> 00:45:41,238 -Trideset -Napunio 30 711 00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:45,409 Napunio sam 30 712 00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:50,122 Sad moji glupi prijatelji Imaju glupu djecu 713 00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:54,251 Moji glupi prijatelji Imaju glupu djecu 714 00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:58,422 Moji glupi prijatelji Imaju glupu djecu 715 00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:02,092 Moji glupi prijatelji Imaju glupu djecu 716 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:06,805 Sad moji glupi prijatelji Imaju glupu djecu 717 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:10,976 Moji glupi prijatelji Imaju glupu djecu 718 00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:15,272 Moji glupi prijatelji Imaju glupu djecu 719 00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:18,692 Glupu, jebeno ružnu, dosadnu djecu 720 00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:21,153 Godina je 2020. i napunio sam 30 721 00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:23,197 Proživjet ću još deset 722 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,785 Ubit ću se 2030. Kad napunim 40 723 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:39,630 Dobro. 724 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:42,674 Provjerimo. 725 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:45,219 Još jednom. 726 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:52,810 Samo želim reći da se ne želim ubiti. 727 00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:56,313 Ne želim se ubiti i neću se ubiti. 728 00:46:57,523 --> 00:47:00,442 Ako se suočavate s mislima o samoubojstvu 729 00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:02,152 i ako se želite ubiti, 730 00:47:02,736 --> 00:47:04,863 želim vam reći: „Nemojte!” 731 00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:09,243 Dobro? Nemojte se ubiti, molim vas. 732 00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:12,246 Nemojte. Dobro? 733 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:14,873 Jebeno prestanite s… 734 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:19,378 Zaista, nemojte se ubiti. Ne želite to, zato što… 735 00:47:23,048 --> 00:47:24,842 postoje ljudi koji vas vole. 736 00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:26,802 To nije nužno istina, 737 00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:29,596 ali neki bi vas ljudi mogli zavoljeti. 738 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,599 Samo nemojte. Neki meni bliski ljudi ubili su se. 739 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:35,477 Bit ću iskren. Nije mi se to svidjelo. 740 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,104 Nije. 741 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:38,522 Zato nemojte. 742 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,109 Ali da se mogu ubiti na jednu godinu… 743 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:44,945 Da mogu, učinio bih to danas. 744 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:50,200 Da se mogu ubiti i biti mrtav sljedećih 18 mjeseci, 745 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:54,496 učinio bih to. Ali, nažalost, 746 00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:57,833 kad se ubijete, mrtvi ste zauvijek. 747 00:47:57,916 --> 00:48:01,169 Ne bismo trebali biti mrtvi zauvijek. Još. 748 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,839 Zato nemojmo. Dobro? 749 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:05,549 Hajde, ljudi. 750 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:16,935 STANKA 751 00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:41,520 Kako ste ? 752 00:49:42,187 --> 00:49:44,147 Sviđa li vam se izvedba ? 753 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:46,608 Je li vam dosta ? 754 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:49,486 Nema veze, uopće me ne zanima 755 00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:52,114 Je li vam dosadna ? 756 00:49:53,031 --> 00:49:55,033 Prebrza ili prespora ? 757 00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:57,911 Pitam, ali ne odgovarajte 758 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,205 Nimalo ne zanima me 759 00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:03,917 Imam li vašu pozornost ? 760 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,711 Da ili ne ? 761 00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:08,630 Sigurno bih pogodio odgovor 762 00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,841 Ali ne zanima me 763 00:50:10,924 --> 00:50:14,177 Čujem li se u pozadini ? 764 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:16,972 Jeste li na telefonu ? 765 00:50:17,055 --> 00:50:19,307 Pitao bih što gledate 766 00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:21,560 Ali ne zanima me 767 00:50:21,643 --> 00:50:25,022 Ima li koga ? 768 00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:27,691 Ili sam sâm ? 769 00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:29,985 Svejedno mi je 770 00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:32,404 Ne zanima me 771 00:50:32,487 --> 00:50:35,490 Mislio sam da ću dosad već završiti 772 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:38,326 Ali moram nastaviti 773 00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:40,537 Otkrio bih vam svršetak 774 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,039 Ali ne zanima vas 775 00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:44,082 Što ima? Dobro došli u stream. 776 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:47,836 Danas ću igrati uživo, nakon dosta vremena. 777 00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:50,964 Tražili ste to, pa ćemo… 778 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,382 Igra se zove Inside. 779 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,676 Dobio sam mnogo zahtjeva u chatu. 780 00:50:55,343 --> 00:50:57,637 Razvila ju je neka nezavisna tvrtka. 781 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:59,431 Ne znam ništa o njoj. 782 00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:03,393 JB. „Hvala na tri mjeseca. Lijepo od tebe.” 783 00:51:05,771 --> 00:51:06,605 Dobro. 784 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:12,736 Grafika izgleda dobro. Znam da je to međuscena, ali… 785 00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:17,282 Ovaj tjedan pokušat ću igrati uživo svaki dan. 786 00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:18,283 Gledajte me. 787 00:51:18,366 --> 00:51:21,286 Na kraju tjedna podijelit ću 30 pretplata. 788 00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:25,665 Da, 253. dan. Ovaj je tip već dugo ovdje. 789 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:28,168 Mora li pobjeći iz sobe? 790 00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:29,086 Ili… 791 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:30,921 Dobro. 792 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,714 Mogu plakati. 793 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:36,093 Nije sretan što je u sobi. 794 00:51:36,718 --> 00:51:38,428 PRITISNI X ZA USTAJANJE 795 00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:41,389 Sviđa mi se glazba. 796 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:47,771 Upravljanje je prilično lako. Dvodimenzionalni prikaz. 797 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,649 Ne mogu upravljati kamerom. 798 00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:55,445 Pokušat ću… 799 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:56,571 Opet ću plakati. 800 00:51:57,823 --> 00:52:00,784 Je li ovaj tip velik ili je soba mala? 801 00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:02,536 Nisam siguran. 802 00:52:03,161 --> 00:52:06,123 Netko je napisao da izađem kroz vrata. Mislim… 803 00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:08,708 Neće biti tako jednostavno, ali pokušat ću. 804 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:10,794 Evo. 805 00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:12,754 VRATA SU ZAKLJUČANA 806 00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:14,673 Dobro. Opet ću zaplakati. 807 00:52:14,756 --> 00:52:15,841 Teško je, čovječe. 808 00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:18,468 Teško je. Već je dugo u sobi. 809 00:52:19,427 --> 00:52:23,682 Ne sviđa mi se to. Ne znam zašto tako brzo pomažu. 810 00:52:23,765 --> 00:52:26,476 Trebali su mi dopustiti da istražujem. 811 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:32,023 Držim ručnu svjetiljku poput policajca. 812 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:33,150 Zašto to radi? 813 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:41,199 Dobro. Dakle… 814 00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:42,701 PRITISNI X ZA SVIRANJE 815 00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:43,618 Dobro. 816 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:44,953 Da. 817 00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:49,666 Čini se da je sad sretniji. Lijepo. 818 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:52,294 Ne znam. 819 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,504 Mislim da ću opet zaplakati. 820 00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:00,135 Nisam siguran što moram učiniti. 821 00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:01,761 Lijepo. 822 00:53:02,596 --> 00:53:03,430 Dobro. 823 00:53:03,471 --> 00:53:06,057 KRAJ DANA 824 00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:06,975 Odlično. 825 00:53:09,102 --> 00:53:10,604 Dobro. Ufurao sam se. 826 00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:13,857 Igra me podsjeća na Death Stranding. 827 00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:17,485 Znate? Zato što je jebeno dosadna. 828 00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:19,613 Ali to i jest poanta. 829 00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:22,115 PRIBLIŽAVA SE JOŠ JEDNA NOĆ… 830 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:24,367 Dante. „Hvala na četiri mjeseca.” 831 00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:19,381 Kako ste večeras? 832 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:22,092 Da! 833 00:54:22,175 --> 00:54:23,927 Ja nisam dobro. 834 00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:26,596 Budim se u 11:30 835 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,682 -Osjećam se kao vreća govana -O, ne 836 00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:32,644 Odjeća mi je prljava Pa smrdim kao govno 837 00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:36,648 Točim si kavu i promašim šalicu OMG, nemam sreće 838 00:54:36,731 --> 00:54:39,651 Pogledam se u zrcalo Kako si, smeće ? 839 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,404 Osjećaš li što i ja ? 840 00:54:42,487 --> 00:54:46,741 Nisam se tuširao već devet dana 841 00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:50,412 Zurim u strop 842 00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:53,498 I čekam da osjećaj ovaj prođe 843 00:54:54,624 --> 00:54:56,626 Ali ne želi 844 00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:58,586 Nije mi do tulumarenja 845 00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:01,172 -Kako se osjećaš ? -Kao govno 846 00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:02,674 O, sranje 847 00:55:02,757 --> 00:55:05,135 Osjećam se kao golema vreća govana 848 00:55:05,218 --> 00:55:06,594 O, sranje 849 00:55:06,678 --> 00:55:09,180 Naprtnjača puna govana 850 00:55:09,264 --> 00:55:10,598 O, sranje 851 00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:12,559 Cijeli dan sranje 852 00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:14,436 Nije mi do tulumarenja 853 00:55:14,519 --> 00:55:16,604 -Kako se osjećaš ? -Kao govno 854 00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:18,648 -Cure, osjećate se kao govno ? -Da 855 00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:20,608 -Osjećate se kao govno ? -O, da 856 00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:22,610 Dečki, osjećate se kao govno ? 857 00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:24,612 -Osjećate se kao govno ? -O, da 858 00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:26,656 -Cure, osjećate se kao govno ? -Da 859 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,616 -Osjećate se kao govno ? -O, da 860 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,577 Dečki, osjećate se kao govno ? 861 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:32,746 -Osjećate se kao govno ? -O, da 862 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:40,920 Dakle, moje psihičko stanje 863 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:45,759 brzo se približava ATL-u. 864 00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:48,511 To znači „najniža točka”, 865 00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:50,722 a ne „Atlanta”. 866 00:55:51,973 --> 00:55:52,849 I… 867 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:59,647 osjećam se dobro kad spavam, 868 00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:02,150 ali čim se probudim, 869 00:56:02,692 --> 00:56:04,444 imam taj… 870 00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:06,154 Osjećaj u tijelu 871 00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:07,781 Duboko u sebi 872 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:09,908 Pokušavam ga prihvatiti 873 00:56:09,991 --> 00:56:10,825 Opiši ga 874 00:56:10,909 --> 00:56:13,244 Dobro Nekoliko se stvari dogodi 875 00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:14,954 Vid mi se zamagli 876 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,790 Srce mi udara 877 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:18,625 Mislim da ću umrijeti 878 00:56:20,001 --> 00:56:21,419 Da, zato… 879 00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:22,337 Da. Nisam… 880 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:26,383 Nisam baš dobro. 881 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,349 Dobro došli na internet 882 00:56:34,432 --> 00:56:36,267 Razgledajte 883 00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:39,604 Sve čega se sjetite Ovdje pronaći ćete 884 00:56:39,687 --> 00:56:41,815 Imamo brdo sadržaja 885 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,691 Dobroga i lošega 886 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:47,737 Bili biste prvi koga ništa ovdje ne zanima 887 00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:49,739 Dobro došli na internet 888 00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:51,116 Uđite i smjestite se 889 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:55,203 Zanimaju li vas vijesti Ili stopala žene slavne ? 890 00:56:55,286 --> 00:56:58,790 Bez panike, ovo nije test 891 00:56:59,624 --> 00:57:02,710 Klimnite ili odmahnite glavom A mi ćemo učiniti sve 892 00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,046 Dobro došli na internet 893 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:06,423 Što preferirate ? 894 00:57:06,506 --> 00:57:10,593 Borbu za građanska prava Ili rasističke objave ? 895 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:14,889 Sreća, požuda ili bijes nakupljeni 896 00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:18,435 Na milijun načina možete biti zaokupljeni 897 00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:20,395 Dobro došli na internet 898 00:57:20,478 --> 00:57:21,896 Sve probleme zaboravite 899 00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:25,650 Evo vam savjet za ocijediti tjesteninu Ili preminulo dijete 900 00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:29,279 Imamo filmove i liječnike I virtualni sport 901 00:57:29,362 --> 00:57:32,699 I crteže svih likova iz Harryja Pottera 902 00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:34,868 Koji se jebu Dobro došli na internet 903 00:57:34,951 --> 00:57:36,077 Ne čudite se 904 00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:39,330 Kad vam neznanac fotku kurca pošalje 905 00:57:39,414 --> 00:57:42,959 Mutna i odvratna je Poslao vam je još dvije 906 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:45,587 Ne glumite iznenađenje Uživate, drolje 907 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,465 Gledaj dekapitacije Psihića posjeti, uvrijedi se 908 00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:51,342 Fotke djece pokaži Sve što misliš kaži 909 00:57:51,426 --> 00:57:54,304 Pokreni glasine, kupi metle Boomerima šalji prijetnje 910 00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:57,140 Curi se upucavaj, tumore otkrivaj 911 00:57:57,223 --> 00:58:00,018 Doručak zdrav pronađi Mamu moraš ubiti 912 00:58:00,101 --> 00:58:03,062 Saznaj zašto ne jebeš Nauči bombe praviti 913 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:05,773 Koji si junak akcijski ? Znaš li kviz riješiti ? 914 00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:09,611 Obama šalje imigrante Da ti djecu cijepe 915 00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:13,323 Mogu li te zainteresirati za sve U trenutku svakome ? 916 00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:16,367 Pomalo svega u trenutku svakome 917 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:19,287 Apatija je tragedija, a dosada zločin je 918 00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:21,789 Sve i svašta u trenutku svakome 919 00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:25,043 Mogu li vas zainteresirati za sve U trenutku svakome ? 920 00:58:25,126 --> 00:58:28,004 Pomalo svega u trenutku svakome 921 00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:30,882 Apatija je tragedija, a dosada zločin je 922 00:58:30,965 --> 00:58:34,010 Sve i svašta u trenutku svakome 923 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,354 Znate, 924 00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:47,524 nije uvijek bilo ovako. 925 00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:53,863 Ne tako davno 926 00:58:54,447 --> 00:58:57,367 Malo prije tvoga vremena 927 00:58:58,284 --> 00:59:01,955 Netom prije negoli srušili su tornjeve 928 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:05,124 Otprilike 1999. 929 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,585 Imali smo kataloge 930 00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:09,963 O putovanjima blogove 931 00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:12,173 Chat ili dva 932 00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:17,095 Postavili smo ciljeve I provodili noći besane 933 00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:19,097 Čekajući 934 00:59:20,431 --> 00:59:22,183 Tebe 935 00:59:22,767 --> 00:59:23,685 Tebe 936 00:59:24,185 --> 00:59:27,855 Nezasitna tebe 937 00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:32,277 Svoj iPad mama dala ti je 938 00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,530 Imao si jedva dvije godine 939 00:59:35,613 --> 00:59:38,658 Radio je sve 940 00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:42,870 Za što bio predviđen je 941 00:59:43,454 --> 00:59:44,622 A sad pogledaj se 942 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,876 Pogledaj se 943 00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:54,424 Sebe 944 00:59:54,507 --> 00:59:58,636 Nezaustavljiva, vidljiva 945 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,513 Tvoje vrijeme došlo je 946 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,599 Nakon goleme promjene 947 01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:05,810 Sad velik si, dušo 948 01:00:05,893 --> 01:00:09,606 Ako zajedno ostanemo 949 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:13,443 Tko zna što postići ćemo 950 01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:16,946 Oduvijek je bio naš plan 951 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:20,867 Staviti ti svijet na dlan 952 01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:38,551 Mogu li te zainteresirati za sve U trenutku svakome ? 953 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:43,681 Pomalo svega u trenutku svakome 954 01:00:43,765 --> 01:00:48,728 Apatija je tragedija, a dosada zločin je 955 01:00:48,811 --> 01:00:52,273 Sve i svašta u trenutku svakome 956 01:00:52,357 --> 01:00:55,443 Mogu li te zainteresirati za sve U trenutku svakome ? 957 01:00:55,526 --> 01:00:58,321 Pomalo svega u trenutku svakome 958 01:00:58,404 --> 01:01:01,199 Apatija je tragedija, a dosada zločin je 959 01:01:01,282 --> 01:01:03,785 Sve i svašta 960 01:01:03,868 --> 01:01:06,704 I sve i svašta U trenutku svakome 961 01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:10,458 Izbezumljen sam jer osjećam da nikad neću završiti specijal 962 01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:12,502 i da ću zauvijek raditi na njemu. 963 01:01:12,585 --> 01:01:17,048 Ali u posljednje vrijeme čini mi se da se približavam kraju. 964 01:01:17,131 --> 01:01:21,803 Možda ću ga ipak dovršiti i zato sam potpuno izbezumljen. 965 01:01:21,886 --> 01:01:24,263 Ako dovršim ovaj specijal, 966 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:28,851 to znači da više ne moram raditi na njemu. 967 01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,729 I to znači da moram živjeti svoj život, 968 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:35,233 a to ne želim, pa neću dovršiti ovaj specijal. 969 01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:37,276 Radit ću na njemu zauvijek. 970 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,737 Da, radit ću na njemu zauvijek. 971 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:42,657 Nikad ga neću objaviti. Ne razgovaram ni s kim. 972 01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:43,991 Razgovaram sa sobom. 973 01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:45,785 Da. Boli me briga, jebote. 974 01:01:45,868 --> 01:01:49,706 Jebite se i zbogom. Nastavljamo. 975 01:01:51,290 --> 01:01:53,584 Jeffrey Bezos 976 01:01:53,668 --> 01:01:56,045 Jeffrey Bezos 977 01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:58,464 Jeffrey Bezos 978 01:02:00,925 --> 01:02:03,219 Jeffrey Bezos 979 01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:05,638 Jeffrey Bezos 980 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,015 Jeffrey Bezos 981 01:02:09,016 --> 01:02:10,393 Uspio si ! 982 01:02:10,476 --> 01:02:12,812 Jeffrey Bezos 983 01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:15,231 Jeffrey Bezos 984 01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:17,984 Jeffrey Bezos 985 01:02:18,067 --> 01:02:20,069 Čestitam 986 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,134 Super ste publika. 987 01:02:43,217 --> 01:02:45,261 Zapljeskajte si jer ste izašli. 988 01:02:45,344 --> 01:02:46,179 Zapljeskajte. 989 01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:51,267 Podržavate nastupe komičara u ova čudna vremena. 990 01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:53,311 Ludo. 991 01:02:54,687 --> 01:02:57,940 Vremena su luda, ali lijepo je što se u ova luda vremena 992 01:02:58,024 --> 01:02:59,484 možemo naći i nasmijati. 993 01:02:59,984 --> 01:03:00,818 Znate? 994 01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:06,657 Protekle godine nešto sam shvatio. Nešto smiješno. 995 01:03:07,658 --> 01:03:09,202 Shvatio sam 996 01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:13,831 da će te fizički kontakt s drugim ljudima ubiti. 997 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:17,335 I da svaka interakcija među ljudima, 998 01:03:17,418 --> 01:03:21,464 bila društvena, politička, duhovna, seksualna ili interpersonalna, 999 01:03:21,547 --> 01:03:25,134 treba biti ograničena na mnogo sigurniji i stvarniji 1000 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:27,637 unutarnji digitalni prostor. 1001 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:29,222 Da je izvanjski svijet, 1002 01:03:29,305 --> 01:03:30,890 nedigitalni svijet, 1003 01:03:30,973 --> 01:03:36,103 samo teatarski prostor u kojem se stvara i snima sadržaj 1004 01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:39,774 za mnogo stvarniji i vitalniji digitalni prostor. 1005 01:03:39,857 --> 01:03:43,903 Čovjek s vanjskim svijetom treba činiti isto što i s rudnikom. 1006 01:03:43,986 --> 01:03:47,949 Opremiti se, uzeti ono što mu treba i vratiti se na površinu. 1007 01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:53,955 Čini li mi se ili bi se pirati trebali bolje brinuti 1008 01:03:54,038 --> 01:03:55,373 za svoje jebene karte. 1009 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:59,669 Znate? Kad nađem piratsku kartu, 1010 01:04:00,711 --> 01:04:04,298 uvijek je umrljana čajem, a rubovi su spaljeni. 1011 01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:05,842 Ako si pirat 1012 01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:12,056 i ako želiš da tu tvoju kartu nosam po svijetu 1013 01:04:12,139 --> 01:04:13,891 tražeći tvoje blago, 1014 01:04:13,975 --> 01:04:15,268 plastificiraj je. 1015 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:30,324 Ne sviram dobro gitaru. 1016 01:04:31,075 --> 01:04:32,201 I ne pjevam dobro. 1017 01:04:32,910 --> 01:04:34,829 Ispričavam se. 1018 01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:47,425 Divna visoka rezolucija Za meditaciju aplikacija 1019 01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:53,389 Počast revoluciji 1020 01:04:53,472 --> 01:04:55,766 Sniženja u Gapu 1021 01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:00,938 Pogodi datum nečije smrti, samosvijest 1022 01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:03,816 Brižni roditelji, zabava nevina 1023 01:05:06,485 --> 01:05:08,946 Reakcija na reakciju 1024 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:11,699 Na nešto što tek počinje 1025 01:05:14,410 --> 01:05:16,829 Evo ga 1026 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,039 Opet 1027 01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:20,041 Taj čudan osjećaj 1028 01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:24,128 Taj čudan osjećaj 1029 01:05:24,211 --> 01:05:26,589 Evo ga 1030 01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:27,798 Opet 1031 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:29,675 Taj čudan osjećaj 1032 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:33,429 Taj čudan osjećaj 1033 01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:38,726 Privremena trgovina ministra zdravstva 1034 01:05:38,809 --> 01:05:41,020 Lice Roberta Igera 1035 01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:46,776 Snižen Etsyjev agitprop 1036 01:05:46,859 --> 01:05:49,153 Bugleov komentar o rasi 1037 01:05:51,697 --> 01:05:54,158 Ženski pukovnik Sanders 1038 01:05:54,241 --> 01:05:56,994 Laki odgovori, evo i građanskog rata 1039 01:05:59,538 --> 01:06:02,458 Cijeli svijet na dlanu 1040 01:06:02,541 --> 01:06:05,169 Ocean ispred tvojih vrata 1041 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,675 Kralj lavova uživo 1042 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:13,678 Pepsijeva priredba na poluvremenu 1043 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:18,766 Dvadeset tisuća godina ovako 1044 01:06:18,849 --> 01:06:21,143 Još je sedam preostalo 1045 01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:25,940 Carpool Karaoke 1046 01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:29,193 Steve Aoki i Logan Paul 1047 01:06:31,445 --> 01:06:34,031 Suvenirnica na streljani 1048 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:36,993 Masovna pucnjava u centru trgovačkom 1049 01:06:39,578 --> 01:06:41,914 Evo ga 1050 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:43,165 Opet 1051 01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:45,084 Taj čudan osjećaj 1052 01:06:46,502 --> 01:06:49,255 Taj čudan osjećaj 1053 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:51,799 Evo ga 1054 01:06:51,882 --> 01:06:53,009 Opet 1055 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,885 Taj čudan osjećaj 1056 01:06:56,345 --> 01:06:58,764 Taj čudan osjećaj 1057 01:07:00,766 --> 01:07:03,978 Uvjeti korištenja Pornhuba 1058 01:07:04,061 --> 01:07:06,439 I autom na izlet 1059 01:07:06,522 --> 01:07:10,317 Poštujući prometna pravila 1060 01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:12,820 U Grand Theft Auto 5 1061 01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:16,032 Teška agorafobija 1062 01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:19,785 Nedostatak fokusa, razotkrivanja 1063 01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:23,956 Knjiga o oporavku 1064 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,918 Koju dron ti dostavlja 1065 01:07:29,545 --> 01:07:32,757 Potpuna disocijacija 1066 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,217 Izbezumljenost 1067 01:07:37,678 --> 01:07:40,765 Guglanje derealizacije 1068 01:07:40,848 --> 01:07:43,225 I rezultat grozan je 1069 01:07:45,978 --> 01:07:49,273 Neprimjetan ljetni zrak 1070 01:07:49,356 --> 01:07:51,317 Rane jeseni 1071 01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:55,738 Tiho shvaćanje 1072 01:07:55,821 --> 01:07:59,825 Kraja svega 1073 01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:03,621 Evo ga 1074 01:08:03,704 --> 01:08:04,872 Opet 1075 01:08:04,955 --> 01:08:06,874 Taj čudan osjećaj 1076 01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:10,920 Taj čudan osjećaj 1077 01:08:11,003 --> 01:08:13,339 Evo ga 1078 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:14,590 Opet 1079 01:08:14,673 --> 01:08:16,509 Taj čudan osjećaj 1080 01:08:17,843 --> 01:08:20,262 Taj čudan osjećaj 1081 01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:24,517 Hej, što da kažem ? 1082 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,602 Odavno je bilo vrijeme za to 1083 01:08:27,686 --> 01:08:31,023 Ali uskoro će biti gotovo 1084 01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:32,441 Samo pričekaj 1085 01:08:34,985 --> 01:08:37,279 Hej, što da kažem? 1086 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,323 Odavno je bilo vrijeme za to 1087 01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:43,661 Ali uskoro će biti gotovo 1088 01:08:43,744 --> 01:08:44,995 Samo pričekaj 1089 01:08:47,706 --> 01:08:50,042 Hej, što da kažem ? 1090 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,961 Odavno je bilo vrijeme za to 1091 01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:56,382 Ali uskoro će biti gotovo 1092 01:08:56,465 --> 01:08:57,508 Samo pričekaj 1093 01:09:00,302 --> 01:09:02,596 Hej, što da kažem ? 1094 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,473 Odavno je bilo vrijeme za to 1095 01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:08,894 Ali uskoro će biti gotovo 1096 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,855 Samo pričekaj 1097 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:15,109 Hej, što da kažem? 1098 01:09:15,192 --> 01:09:17,027 Odavno je bilo vrijeme za to 1099 01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:21,323 Ali uskoro će biti gotovo 1100 01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:22,491 Samo pričekaj 1101 01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:50,144 Dakle, ja… 1102 01:09:50,728 --> 01:09:51,562 Isuse. 1103 01:09:58,694 --> 01:10:04,158 Dakle, radim na ovome specijalu… 1104 01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:08,204 već jednu godinu. 1105 01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:11,707 To… 1106 01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:30,142 Dakle, radim na ovome specijalu već jednu godinu. 1107 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:36,190 Mnogo dulje 1108 01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:39,485 nego što sam očekivao. 1109 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:42,821 Kad sam počeo… 1110 01:10:56,710 --> 01:10:58,003 Dakle, radim na… 1111 01:11:02,383 --> 01:11:03,217 Jebote. 1112 01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:06,512 Ne mogu, jebote. 1113 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:08,639 Jebeš sve to. 1114 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:22,653 Ja… 1115 01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:25,572 nisam… 1116 01:11:29,910 --> 01:11:30,744 dobro. 1117 01:11:46,635 --> 01:11:47,845 Hvala lijepa. 1118 01:11:47,928 --> 01:11:48,762 Hvala. 1119 01:11:52,224 --> 01:11:54,018 Nevjerojatni ste. Hvala. 1120 01:12:00,733 --> 01:12:02,359 Bez vas ne bih uspio. 1121 01:12:02,443 --> 01:12:04,653 Ne bih, zaista. Ja… 1122 01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:07,364 Prethodna je godina bila… 1123 01:12:08,907 --> 01:12:10,492 Znate, ponekad sam… 1124 01:12:14,538 --> 01:12:16,081 Ali sad znam da ste ovdje. 1125 01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,542 Osjećam da ste sa mnom. 1126 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,130 Da, hvala. 1127 01:12:28,719 --> 01:12:30,679 Teško mi je tražiti ovo 1128 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:34,016 jer ste mi toliko dali. 1129 01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:37,227 Ali… 1130 01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:42,399 želim da učinite još nešto za mene. 1131 01:12:45,652 --> 01:12:46,570 Hoćete li? 1132 01:12:49,448 --> 01:12:51,992 Podignite jebene ruke 1133 01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:53,827 Ustanite sa sjedala 1134 01:12:53,911 --> 01:12:56,455 Svi gledajte u mene 1135 01:12:57,748 --> 01:13:00,167 Podignite jebene ruke 1136 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:02,086 Ustanite sa sjedala 1137 01:13:02,169 --> 01:13:05,464 Svi gledajte u mene 1138 01:13:06,715 --> 01:13:08,634 Jeste li nervozni ? 1139 01:13:08,717 --> 01:13:10,677 Zabavljate li se ? 1140 01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:12,763 Ubrzo će biti gotovo 1141 01:13:12,846 --> 01:13:14,807 Tek je počelo 1142 01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:16,850 Ne razmišljate previše 1143 01:13:16,934 --> 01:13:18,227 Pogledajte me u oči 1144 01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:20,229 Ne bojte se, ne sramite se 1145 01:13:20,312 --> 01:13:23,065 Uđite, voda je dobra 1146 01:13:23,148 --> 01:13:26,902 Idemo onamo gdje svatko zna 1147 01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:28,987 Svatko zna 1148 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,280 Svakoga 1149 01:13:31,281 --> 01:13:35,119 Idemo onamo gdje svatko zna 1150 01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:38,622 Svatko zna 1151 01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:41,208 Podignite jebene ruke 1152 01:13:41,291 --> 01:13:43,043 Ustanite sa sjedala 1153 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:45,712 Svi gledajte u mene 1154 01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:49,466 Podignite jebene ruke 1155 01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:51,218 Ustanite sa sjedala 1156 01:13:51,301 --> 01:13:55,055 Svi gledajte u mene, da 1157 01:13:55,139 --> 01:13:57,641 Spustite ruke 1158 01:13:57,724 --> 01:13:59,101 Molite se za mene 1159 01:13:59,184 --> 01:14:01,770 Sad spustite glave 1160 01:14:01,854 --> 01:14:03,272 Molite se za mene 1161 01:14:03,355 --> 01:14:06,024 Podignite jebene ruke 1162 01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:07,693 Ustanite sa sjedala 1163 01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:11,572 Svi gledajte u mene 1164 01:14:14,491 --> 01:14:16,118 Želite čuti smiješnu priču? 1165 01:14:18,954 --> 01:14:22,541 Dakle, prije pet godina prestao sam 1166 01:14:23,667 --> 01:14:26,545 nastupati uživo. 1167 01:14:27,838 --> 01:14:32,634 Počeo sam doživljavati teške napadaje panike na pozornici, 1168 01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:36,013 a pozornica nije najbolje mjesto za to. 1169 01:14:37,514 --> 01:14:39,141 Zato sam prestao. 1170 01:14:40,517 --> 01:14:43,687 Nisam nastupao pet godina. To sam vrijeme proveo… 1171 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:48,484 pokušavajući se psihički oporaviti. 1172 01:14:49,818 --> 01:14:50,736 I znate što? 1173 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:52,779 Uspio sam! 1174 01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:54,615 Oporavio sam se. 1175 01:14:55,616 --> 01:14:58,160 Zapravo sam se toliko oporavio 1176 01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:04,249 da sam u siječnju 2020. godine… 1177 01:15:07,669 --> 01:15:09,880 pomislio: „Znaš što, trebao bih… 1178 01:15:12,132 --> 01:15:13,509 opet početi nastupati. 1179 01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:19,264 Dosad sam se skrivao od svijeta, 1180 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,433 a sad se moram… 1181 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:25,354 vratiti.” 1182 01:15:27,814 --> 01:15:28,690 A zatim se… 1183 01:15:30,817 --> 01:15:32,486 dogodilo nešto čudno. 1184 01:15:34,404 --> 01:15:36,323 Jeste li nervozni ? 1185 01:15:36,406 --> 01:15:37,908 Zabavljate li se ? 1186 01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,536 Ubrzo će biti gotovo 1187 01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:42,496 Tek je počelo 1188 01:15:42,579 --> 01:15:44,540 Ne razmišljajte previše 1189 01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:45,916 Pogledajte me u oči 1190 01:15:45,999 --> 01:15:47,918 Ne bojte se, ne sramite se 1191 01:15:48,001 --> 01:15:50,170 Uđite, voda je dobra 1192 01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:52,548 Kažete da se ocean podiže 1193 01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:54,258 Boli me briga 1194 01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:56,677 Kažete da svijetu dolazi kraj 1195 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:58,929 Za mene se to već zbilo 1196 01:15:59,012 --> 01:16:00,806 Nećete to usporiti 1197 01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:03,141 Sve ste od sebe dali 1198 01:16:04,351 --> 01:16:07,062 Pokušali ste, a sad uđite 1199 01:16:07,145 --> 01:16:11,066 Idemo onamo gdje svatko zna 1200 01:16:11,149 --> 01:16:13,068 Svatko zna 1201 01:16:13,151 --> 01:16:15,320 Svakoga 1202 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:19,241 Idemo onamo gdje svatko zna 1203 01:16:19,324 --> 01:16:22,327 Svatko zna 1204 01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:25,330 Hajde, podignite jebene ruke 1205 01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,165 Ustanite sa sjedala 1206 01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:29,876 Svi gledajte u mene 1207 01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:33,547 Hajde, podignite jebene ruke 1208 01:16:33,630 --> 01:16:35,299 Ustanite sa sjedala 1209 01:16:35,382 --> 01:16:39,177 Svi gledajte u mene, da 1210 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:41,805 Spustite ruke 1211 01:16:41,888 --> 01:16:43,015 Molite se za mene 1212 01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:45,892 Sad spustite glave 1213 01:16:45,976 --> 01:16:46,977 Molite se za mene 1214 01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:49,688 Kažem da podignite jebene ruke 1215 01:16:50,314 --> 01:16:52,149 Ustanite. 1216 01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:54,818 Vama govorim! Ustanite, jebote! 1217 01:16:55,694 --> 01:16:58,155 Podignite jebene ruke 1218 01:16:58,238 --> 01:16:59,948 Ustanite sa sjedala 1219 01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:02,743 Svi gledajte u mene 1220 01:17:02,826 --> 01:17:06,371 Hej, sad podignite jebene ruke 1221 01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,165 Ustanite sa sjedala 1222 01:17:08,248 --> 01:17:11,460 Svi gledajte u mene 1223 01:17:11,543 --> 01:17:14,546 Hajde, spustite ruke 1224 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:15,797 Molite se za mene 1225 01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:18,717 Sad spustite glave 1226 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:19,926 Molite se za mene 1227 01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:22,804 Kažem da podignete jebene ruke 1228 01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:23,805 Podignite… 1229 01:17:24,598 --> 01:17:27,809 Svi gledajte u mene 1230 01:18:04,096 --> 01:18:04,930 Bok. 1231 01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:10,102 Dobro došli u što god ovo bilo. 1232 01:19:16,042 --> 01:19:16,877 Mislim… 1233 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,589 Mislim da sam gotov. 1234 01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:43,820 Pjesma kojom bih mogao završiti. 1235 01:19:43,904 --> 01:19:47,574 Još nije gotova. 1236 01:19:47,657 --> 01:19:48,533 Proba. 1237 01:19:49,075 --> 01:19:51,411 Prvi pokušaj. 1238 01:20:05,842 --> 01:20:08,595 Doviđenja 1239 01:20:09,846 --> 01:20:12,682 Zbogom 1240 01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:17,395 Vidimo se kad se vidimo 1241 01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:19,815 Odaberite ulicu 1242 01:20:19,898 --> 01:20:23,235 Naći ćemo se na drugoj strani 1243 01:20:28,740 --> 01:20:31,535 Doviđenja 1244 01:20:32,744 --> 01:20:34,955 Zbogom 1245 01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:40,210 Zaista moram završiti ? 1246 01:20:40,752 --> 01:20:44,130 Opadaju li uvijek prinosi ? 1247 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:46,132 Jesam li to dobro rekao ? 1248 01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:54,975 Želi li se itko šaliti 1249 01:20:55,058 --> 01:21:01,064 dok se nitko ne smije u pozadini 1250 01:21:01,147 --> 01:21:07,070 Dakle, ovo je kraj 1251 01:21:08,905 --> 01:21:11,408 Obećavam 1252 01:21:11,491 --> 01:21:15,495 Da više nikad neću izaći 1253 01:21:22,043 --> 01:21:25,088 Doviđenja 1254 01:21:27,465 --> 01:21:28,592 Zbogom 1255 01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:33,638 Moć gubim polako 1256 01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:36,766 Je li samo jedan sat prošao ? 1257 01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:37,684 SEKSTANJE 1258 01:21:37,767 --> 01:21:39,728 Ne, nemoguće 1259 01:21:44,482 --> 01:21:47,736 Doviđenja 1260 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:51,072 Zbogom 1261 01:21:53,199 --> 01:21:56,453 Imam dobru ideju 1262 01:21:56,536 --> 01:21:59,748 Mogao bih sjesti na kauč 1263 01:21:59,831 --> 01:22:02,542 I idući put gledati vas 1264 01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:11,176 Želim čuti kako se šalite 1265 01:22:11,259 --> 01:22:17,265 Dok se nitko u pozadini ne smije 1266 01:22:17,349 --> 01:22:23,313 Dakle, ovo je kraj 1267 01:22:25,106 --> 01:22:27,567 Obećavam 1268 01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:31,780 Da više nikad neću izaći 1269 01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:34,282 Silazim li s uma ? 1270 01:22:34,366 --> 01:22:36,201 Bih li to uopće shvatio ? 1271 01:22:36,284 --> 01:22:39,955 Jesam li se vratio na početak Četrnaest godina unatrag ? 1272 01:22:40,038 --> 01:22:41,873 Želite pogoditi svršetak ? 1273 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:43,750 Ako ikad do njega dođe 1274 01:22:43,833 --> 01:22:46,753 Kunem se Bogom da sam samo htio 1275 01:22:46,836 --> 01:22:48,797 Pomalo svega 1276 01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,507 U trenutku svakome 1277 01:22:51,049 --> 01:22:54,511 Pomalo svega u trenutku svakome 1278 01:22:54,594 --> 01:22:58,515 Apatija je tragedija, a dosada zločin je 1279 01:22:58,598 --> 01:23:01,810 Svirati prestajem I u kući ostajem 1280 01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:06,564 Probudim li se u kući punoj dima 1281 01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:10,276 Uspaničit ću se Nazovi me i i pričaj mi viceve 1282 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:14,030 Kad budem irelevantan I bez love 1283 01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:15,573 Kvragu 1284 01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:17,909 Nazovi me i pričaj mi viceve 1285 01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:19,744 O, sranje 1286 01:23:21,371 --> 01:23:25,041 Zaista se šališ u ovakvo doba 1287 01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:27,836 Vidi, vidi 1288 01:23:27,919 --> 01:23:30,714 Pogledaj tko je opet zatvoren 1289 01:23:30,797 --> 01:23:33,341 Izašao sam da pronađem 1290 01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:36,428 Razlog da se opet sakrijem 1291 01:23:36,511 --> 01:23:39,305 Vidi, vidi 1292 01:23:39,389 --> 01:23:43,643 Kompa, pronašao si ga 1293 01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:47,397 Sad izađi s podignutim rukama 1294 01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:52,694 Okružen si 1295 01:26:25,513 --> 01:26:26,347 KRAJ 1296 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:28,433 Ubrzo će biti gotovo 1297 01:26:28,516 --> 01:26:31,186 Ubrzo 1298 01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:33,313 Ubrzo 1299 01:26:33,396 --> 01:26:34,272 HVALA NA GLEDANJU 1300 01:26:34,355 --> 01:26:36,441 Ubrzo će biti gotovo 1301 01:26:36,524 --> 01:26:39,152 Ubrzo 1302 01:26:39,819 --> 01:26:41,529 Ubrzo 1303 01:26:42,071 --> 01:26:44,449 Ubrzo će biti gotovo 1304 01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:47,243 Ubrzo 1305 01:26:47,827 --> 01:26:49,579 Ubrzo 1306 01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:52,457 Ubrzo će biti gotovo 1307 01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:55,210 Ubrzo 1308 01:26:55,877 --> 01:26:58,004 Ubrzo 1309 01:26:58,087 --> 01:27:00,465 Ubrzo će biti gotovo 1310 01:27:00,548 --> 01:27:03,218 Ubrzo 1311 01:27:03,885 --> 01:27:05,553 Ubrzo 1312 01:27:06,137 --> 01:27:08,514 Ubrzo će biti gotovo 1313 01:27:08,598 --> 01:27:11,309 Ubrzo 1314 01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:13,728 Ubrzo 1315 01:27:17,523 --> 01:27:19,734 Prijevod titlova: Vladimir Skenderija 1316 01:27:23,404 --> 01:27:27,533 AKO SE SUOČAVATE S PSIHIČKIM PROBLEMIMA ILI POMIŠLJATE NA SAMOUBOJSTVO, 1317 01:27:27,617 --> 01:27:30,370 POTRAŽITE POMOĆ NA WWW.WANNATALKABOUTIT.COM.