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- [Steve] It's not healthy
is all I'm saying, man.

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You get backed up like that,

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you're bound to explode.

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- [John] It's really not a problem.

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- [Steve] Not a problem?

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John, how many years ago
did Nichole leave you,

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and you hadn't been
with anyone else since?

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People are starting to talk, man,

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and the Pope called last
week to see if you were okay.

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- [John] What did you tell him?

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- I told me better change

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the church's position on masturbation,

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otherwise you're liable to
lose your immortal soul.

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♪ I set out on a journey ♪

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♪ Without even knowing that ♪

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♪ Directions to my castle ♪

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♪ I don't know where I should be going ♪

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♪ I gotta a feeling ♪

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♪ So I head out on my way ♪

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♪ 'cause There's a princess in distress ♪

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♪ You know I gotta save the day ♪

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♪ I grab my shield and I grab my sword ♪

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♪ A couple scrolls in
case I might get bored ♪

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♪ It's gonna be a journey ♪

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♪ Gonna have a lot of battles ♪

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♪ But you know I won't show no mercy ♪

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♪ When I show up to that castle ♪

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♪ Heads up, I don't know what is brewing ♪

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♪ Look out, you gonna
have to get out my way ♪

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♪ I won't stop doing what I'm doing ♪

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♪ Time is running out ♪

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♪ And you know I gotta go save the day♪

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♪ Heads up, I don't know what is brewing ♪

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♪ Look out, you gonna
have to get out my way ♪

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♪ I won't stop doing what I'm doing ♪

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♪ I'm trying to be a hero ♪

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♪ And time for me to go save the day ♪

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- What exactly is the church's
stance on masturbation?

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- Sitting I think.

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(John laughs)

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I mean, seriously, man,
what's the problem?

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- I don't know, man.

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It's hard meeting people.

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I'm out of practice.

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- What practice?

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All you gonna do is meet 'em, smile,

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get in there and jam.

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- All right, you're right,

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but I don't know, man, fuck,

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I just wish I hadn't fallen
in love with her, you know.

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- No, that word.

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- What word?

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- That is the word the Knights
of Ni cannot hear, John.

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- Oh, fuck off.

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(phone rings)

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- Oh, I think my ride's here.

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- (laughs) What did she finally
get her learners permit?

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- No, (blows raspberries).

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- Okay, okay.

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Whatever, more for me.

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Oh Steve, look what you're missing out on.

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♪ We aint got much but ♪

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♪ It's seems quite enough ♪

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♪ When I'm with you doing
na, na, na, na, nothing ♪

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♪ This is my season ♪

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♪ Making rhyme reason ♪

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♪ Nothing but singing la, la, la, la ♪

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- Morning boys.

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What's the score?

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- Oh, hey man.

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- What's up, chief?

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I'm winning.

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- Ah, bullshit!

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And easy with that chief crap,

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I'm one-16th Native American.

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- Fucker!
- Oh hey!

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- Lighten up, Francis.

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- Ah, it's Frank, asshole.

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- Psycho!

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- Fucking white people.
- I know, right?

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- John, get up.

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Am I interrupting something?

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- Possibly a world record.

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- I'll call Guinness.

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- Mm, what are we late again or something?

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- All considering classes
started last week.

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No, no, I'd say we're right on time.

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- Mm, all right, give me
a second, I'll be ready.

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- Atta boy.

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♪ We aint got much but ♪

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♪ It seems quite enough ♪

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- Let's go learn, man.

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♪ This is my season ♪

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♪ Making rhyme reason ♪

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- This kind of looks
the staff parking lot...

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- I'm surprised they still
let us come back here.

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Especially with the last year, man.

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- Oh yeah, when we shit in that trash can,

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oh my God.

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- It was in the girls' bathroom,

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that was the problem.

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- You're gonna be on TV?

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- Well, the math doesn't even add up.

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Ooh, hey, I don't think we
should be here today, man.

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- What are you talking about?

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Dude, is that-
- No, no.

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- Is that-
- No, it definitely isn't.

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- Dude, that's Nichole.
- No, it isn't,

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it's somebody else.

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Hey, you know, I hear
your mom calling you.

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What's that, Mrs. Barden?

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John stole your socks again?
- Hey, hey, how do I look?

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- You look like a lesbian,

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so we should go home and change.

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- What does that even mean, man?

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Having some trouble there?

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- John?

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- Hey, hey!
- Oh my God!

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- How are you doing?
- How are you,

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are you still in school?

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- Yeah, I took a year off or three,

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three years off.

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- So you still living with your parents?

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- No, no, no, actually
they're away for the summer,

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so place to myself, you know.

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- What class do you have?

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- Sociology.

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Actually in a couple of minutes with,

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you remember Steve?

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- Hey!
- Oh, come on, dude.

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Well, what about you?

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What are you doing here?

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- Oh, it's a long story.

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At the last minute the university decided

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to void my AP Chem class,

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so I needed to get the credit,

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get my masters and.

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- That sucks, I'm sorry to hear that.

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- Yeah, tell me about it,

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but they're letting me audit
it here instead of New York,

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saves me like 2,000 bucks.

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- Oh, yeah, who's teaching that class?

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- Williams.

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- Oh my God, dude,

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we're in that class too.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Sure, that's why you
missed the first day.

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- Well, yeah, I mean we had
some scheduling problems,

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so you know, we are
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to professor-
- Williams.

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- Williams, right now actually.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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- Well, I guess I'll
see you in class then.

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- Yes, you will, study buddies?

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- Sure.
- All right.

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- You look good, John.

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- You too.

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- Call me?
- Yes, absolutely.

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- Okay.

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- Six years of rehabilitation
down the drain.

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- We have to get into Chem, man.

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- John, I'm your friend,

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let's keep it that way.

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- Let's go to Chem, let's go to Chem.

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- You're doing that stupid dance

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isn't gonna makes me wanna go any faster.

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- Let's go to Chem.
- I have it,

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it's not gonna help anyone.

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- Excuse me, Professor Williams.

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- Yeah.

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- I'm trying to get into your
advanced chemistry class,

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but they won't let me register
without your signature.

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- Well, you're a week late.

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I'm sorry, I can't catch up now.

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You have to wait till
next semester to sign up.

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- Right, sorry, we wasted
your time, come on, man.

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- No, no, no, no, no.

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Sir, my entire future
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into this class this semester.

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- You know, this class is no joke.

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- And I'm not laughing.

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- Okay, what's the atomic weight of Xenon.

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- 131.29.

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- Wow, welcome to the class.

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Catch up on your own,

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and we're starting chapter four, Mr?

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- Barden, John Barden,

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and thank you, you're not
gonna regret this really.

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Come on.

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- Dude, dude, how the
hell did you know that?

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- Oh dude, you said I was an
idiot for buying this shirt.

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- I said you were an idiot
for buying 20 of those.

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- Well, I don't like to do laundry.

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(Steve chuckles)

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- So anyways, I woke up
and I was like, wait,

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that was your dog licking me?

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'Cause I definitely thought it was you.

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It was so weird.

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- Well, all the hallways look the same.

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- Hey, are we in the sociology wing?

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Cause I don't understand.

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- Wait, hold on, let me ask.

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Excuse me, oh, ah, sorry.

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- Are they meditating in there?

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- Yeah, how do we get into that class?

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- Right, couldn't you just
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and pass that class?

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- I'd get an A plus plus for sure.

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- Now as you know Sociology is a science,

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and there're many times
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combine with science,

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and one of those would be the incarnation

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of the modern "toofbrush."

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Boys, you is late.

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- We is?

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We sorry.

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- Yeah, we got stuck in our other class,

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the professor held us late.

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- And who might that be?

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- Professor Defringsdingbergnessner.

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- Who?

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- Professor Defringsdingbergnessner.

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- Defringsdingbergnessner.

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Oh, I knows him.

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You know what?

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I'll have a chat on him later on.

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Make sure he don't keep
my boys after anymore.

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- Oh, thank you very much.

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We'd really appreciate that.

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- You bet.

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- What are your names, boys?

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I gotta write in roll book over yonder.

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- John Barden.

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- Steve.

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This guy's a complete freaking idiot.

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- He's gotta be faking it.

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- Okay.

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Where was I?

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- "Toofbrush?"

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- "Toofbrush," yes, thank you very much.

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We need to talk about the "toofbrush,"

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and its effects on society
as we know it today.

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Before we start,

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does anybody have any
questions or comments?

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Yes, Willie.

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- Sure, I think that the
"toofbrush" is a necessary evil.

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- Yes, it is.

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00:09:42.922 --> 00:09:44.614
I believe that too.

265
00:09:44.614 --> 00:09:47.858
The "toofbrush" or mouth stick

266
00:09:47.858 --> 00:09:50.671
as it was called
frequently back in the day

267
00:09:50.671 --> 00:09:55.663
was invented in 1654 by Sir Walter Toof.

268
00:09:59.113 --> 00:09:59.946
- Hey?

269
00:10:00.969 --> 00:10:02.362
What are you doing?

270
00:10:02.362 --> 00:10:03.965
- Taking notes.

271
00:10:03.965 --> 00:10:06.125
Seriously, leave me alone.

272
00:10:06.125 --> 00:10:08.250
I'm trying to get
something from this class.

273
00:10:08.250 --> 00:10:09.083
- From this guy,

274
00:10:09.083 --> 00:10:10.066
are you kidding me?

275
00:10:10.066 --> 00:10:12.125
The only thing you're gonna get is lost.

276
00:10:12.125 --> 00:10:14.168
All right, tell you what?

277
00:10:14.168 --> 00:10:16.606
You're better off coming back to my place,

278
00:10:16.606 --> 00:10:18.971
and trying on my mouth stick.

279
00:10:18.971 --> 00:10:20.715
- You are so sick.

280
00:10:20.715 --> 00:10:23.621
- Oh my God, could you
keep it down, please?

281
00:10:23.621 --> 00:10:25.851
Some of us are actually trying
to do well in this class.

282
00:10:25.851 --> 00:10:27.590
- Unbelievable some people,

283
00:10:27.590 --> 00:10:30.331
the lack of respect for
a tenured professor.

284
00:10:30.331 --> 00:10:31.164
- Thank you.

285
00:10:31.164 --> 00:10:32.571
Yes, young lady,

286
00:10:32.571 --> 00:10:34.821
please try to keep it down.

287
00:10:36.717 --> 00:10:39.562
Let's get back to the lesson.

288
00:10:39.562 --> 00:10:42.179
Similar to the caste system in India,

289
00:10:42.179 --> 00:10:43.926
the toothbrush made way

290
00:10:43.926 --> 00:10:48.070
for a bunch of advantaged
people here in the new world,

291
00:10:48.070 --> 00:10:49.268
and we could even-

292
00:10:49.268 --> 00:10:52.367
(phone rings)

293
00:10:52.367 --> 00:10:55.700
- Now class, must I repeat myself again?

294
00:10:58.651 --> 00:11:02.883
There is no room for
that gadgetry junk here

295
00:11:02.883 --> 00:11:04.379
here while I am teaching,

296
00:11:04.379 --> 00:11:05.651
not in my classroom.

297
00:11:05.651 --> 00:11:07.885
Sir, come here, give that to me.

298
00:11:07.885 --> 00:11:08.718
Bring that up here,

299
00:11:08.718 --> 00:11:11.058
I will hold your junk
till the end of class.

300
00:11:11.058 --> 00:11:12.464
(John laughs)

301
00:11:12.464 --> 00:11:13.297
- Shut up.

302
00:11:13.297 --> 00:11:14.130
- Come on.

303
00:11:15.705 --> 00:11:17.372
Do not believe this.

304
00:11:18.379 --> 00:11:19.357
Just give me that.

305
00:11:19.357 --> 00:11:20.190
Thank you.

306
00:11:21.629 --> 00:11:24.177
Hmm, she's gotta be cold.

307
00:11:24.177 --> 00:11:25.427
- Was he gentle with your junk?

308
00:11:25.427 --> 00:11:26.971
- Shut the fuck up, John.

309
00:11:26.971 --> 00:11:27.971
- All right.

310
00:11:29.501 --> 00:11:32.264
So they were using towels
for the longest time

311
00:11:32.264 --> 00:11:33.657
before the toothbrush...

312
00:11:33.657 --> 00:11:37.683
(music drowns out professor)

313
00:11:37.683 --> 00:11:40.550
(upbeat music)

314
00:11:40.550 --> 00:11:42.316
♪ I can't explain what it is ♪

315
00:11:42.316 --> 00:11:47.254
♪ That you do to me ♪

316
00:11:47.254 --> 00:11:48.087
♪ Yeah, I can't eat ♪

317
00:11:48.087 --> 00:11:48.920
♪ I can't sleep ♪

318
00:11:48.920 --> 00:11:52.504
♪ I can barely breathe ♪

319
00:11:52.504 --> 00:11:55.042
- 101.2, it's John the bartender here

320
00:11:55.042 --> 00:11:58.689
with the finger deep
into your local talents.

321
00:11:58.689 --> 00:12:01.385
That was Phonetic Plumbing with Llarry.

322
00:12:01.385 --> 00:12:03.846
Up next, we got Wood with their hit song,

323
00:12:03.846 --> 00:12:05.948
and then a little Champagne Cupcake Trio

324
00:12:05.948 --> 00:12:06.907
to finish the night off,

325
00:12:06.907 --> 00:12:11.071
so stay with us as long as
you can keep your eyes open.

326
00:12:11.071 --> 00:12:12.237
101.2.

327
00:12:17.559 --> 00:12:19.311
Just when I thought I was out,

328
00:12:19.311 --> 00:12:21.478
she pulls me back in boys.

329
00:12:22.339 --> 00:12:24.885
- Oh, did you just quote
"The Godfather" three?

330
00:12:24.885 --> 00:12:28.968
- I think I just died a
little bit on the inside.

331
00:12:29.864 --> 00:12:33.882
- We should get chicken on the way home.

332
00:12:33.882 --> 00:12:35.280
- You guys suck.

333
00:12:35.280 --> 00:12:36.197
- You suck.

334
00:12:37.084 --> 00:12:40.278
(phone rings)

335
00:12:40.278 --> 00:12:41.278
- Hey Roger,

336
00:12:43.228 --> 00:12:45.437
No, no, no, man, Saturdays,
I don't work ever,

337
00:12:45.437 --> 00:12:47.770
so you're gonna have to
reschedule that or something.

338
00:12:47.770 --> 00:12:48.603
Stop!

339
00:12:49.744 --> 00:12:52.333
No, no man, Saturdays,
I really can't help you.

340
00:12:52.333 --> 00:12:53.681
Okay, I'm sorry,

341
00:12:53.681 --> 00:12:56.301
and I'm sorry for your loss too.

342
00:12:56.301 --> 00:12:57.849
Can you stop?

343
00:12:57.849 --> 00:13:00.432
(upbeat music)

344
00:13:02.486 --> 00:13:05.319
♪ It's gotta be against the
law to look this damn good ♪

345
00:13:05.319 --> 00:13:07.054
♪ Watch out now ♪

346
00:13:07.054 --> 00:13:09.637
♪ 'Cause baby I feel
real and I wish I would ♪

347
00:13:09.637 --> 00:13:11.635
♪ Watch out now ♪

348
00:13:11.635 --> 00:13:14.257
♪ It's gotta be against the
law to look this damn good ♪

349
00:13:14.257 --> 00:13:16.083
♪ Watch out now ♪

350
00:13:16.083 --> 00:13:18.897
♪ Everybody watch out ♪

351
00:13:18.897 --> 00:13:19.964
♪ Watch out now ♪

352
00:13:19.964 --> 00:13:20.797
Hello!

353
00:13:21.737 --> 00:13:23.675
- Hi, do you have an application?

354
00:13:23.675 --> 00:13:24.629
- Yes, I do.

355
00:13:24.629 --> 00:13:26.149
- I'm Steve, Steve Dillard,

356
00:13:26.149 --> 00:13:26.982
and you are?

357
00:13:26.982 --> 00:13:28.728
- Cindy Pressman.

358
00:13:28.728 --> 00:13:31.015
- And you must be Cindy's sister

359
00:13:31.015 --> 00:13:33.228
- (chuckles) Cindy, I like this one.

360
00:13:33.228 --> 00:13:35.981
Hello, you're a sweet talker, aren't you?

361
00:13:35.981 --> 00:13:36.978
My name is aunt Shelly,

362
00:13:36.978 --> 00:13:38.134
I'm Cindy's aunt Shelly,

363
00:13:38.134 --> 00:13:40.801
but you can call me aunt Shelly.

364
00:13:41.783 --> 00:13:43.422
- Aunt Shelly.
- Mm-hmm.

365
00:13:43.422 --> 00:13:44.905
- I love it.

366
00:13:44.905 --> 00:13:46.707
- Do you wanna go get that application?

367
00:13:46.707 --> 00:13:48.238
Follow me.

368
00:13:48.238 --> 00:13:49.071
Excuse me.

369
00:13:55.972 --> 00:14:00.821
- Right, everything here looks...

370
00:14:00.821 --> 00:14:04.970
sexy- um... satisfactory.

371
00:14:04.970 --> 00:14:07.062
Unfortunately, they're
gonna make me ask you

372
00:14:07.062 --> 00:14:08.161
a couple of questions,

373
00:14:08.161 --> 00:14:12.643
so I see you are a senior at Olympia.

374
00:14:12.643 --> 00:14:13.660
- Yes.

375
00:14:13.660 --> 00:14:17.217
- Right, so what made
you want to apply here?

376
00:14:17.217 --> 00:14:18.050
- I don't know,

377
00:14:18.050 --> 00:14:19.079
I like movies.

378
00:14:19.079 --> 00:14:20.202
- No way, I do too,

379
00:14:20.202 --> 00:14:21.535
that's so crazy.

380
00:14:22.410 --> 00:14:25.496
I see you have a birthday coming up.

381
00:14:25.496 --> 00:14:28.563
- In two months?
- Yeah, Yeah.

382
00:14:28.563 --> 00:14:32.730
So how do you feel about
fondling, handling money,

383
00:14:34.138 --> 00:14:36.418
like out of the cash registers?

384
00:14:36.418 --> 00:14:37.289
- Okay, I guess.

385
00:14:37.289 --> 00:14:38.223
- Yeah.

386
00:14:38.223 --> 00:14:41.839
You held a lot of other positions?

387
00:14:41.839 --> 00:14:43.379
- Positions?

388
00:14:43.379 --> 00:14:44.937
- Oh jobs, sorry.

389
00:14:44.937 --> 00:14:47.324
- Oh, jobs, I babysat.

390
00:14:47.324 --> 00:14:50.048
- Great, how about weekends?

391
00:14:50.048 --> 00:14:52.468
- Yeah, I used to babysit on the weekends.

392
00:14:52.468 --> 00:14:55.585
- No, like are you free on the weekends?

393
00:14:55.585 --> 00:14:57.770
- Well, not if I'm working.

394
00:14:57.770 --> 00:14:59.603
- Right, you're smart.

395
00:15:00.918 --> 00:15:03.189
Okay, if the phone were to ring right now,

396
00:15:03.189 --> 00:15:05.965
how would you answer it?

397
00:15:05.965 --> 00:15:07.757
- How complicated are your phones?

398
00:15:07.757 --> 00:15:10.174
I've only used normal phones.

399
00:15:11.751 --> 00:15:13.016
- That's an unfair question,

400
00:15:13.016 --> 00:15:14.483
and I'm not gonna ask it again.

401
00:15:14.483 --> 00:15:17.316
- Okay, what about transportation?

402
00:15:18.202 --> 00:15:19.035
- I don't have a car,

403
00:15:19.035 --> 00:15:20.859
but my uncle Zeke could
probably give me a ride.

404
00:15:20.859 --> 00:15:22.442
- Yeah, uncle Zeke.

405
00:15:26.276 --> 00:15:29.454
(blows raspberries) You
are so hired. (laughs)

406
00:15:29.454 --> 00:15:32.559
So when can you start?
- Next weekend?

407
00:15:32.559 --> 00:15:37.559
- Great, how is Saturday at one?

408
00:15:37.604 --> 00:15:39.032
- Great, I'll be here.

409
00:15:39.032 --> 00:15:41.985
- And so will I.

410
00:15:41.985 --> 00:15:44.029
(upbeat music)

411
00:15:44.029 --> 00:15:45.276
I can't wait, it's gonna be so fun.

412
00:15:45.276 --> 00:15:46.348
(Cindy chuckles)

413
00:15:46.348 --> 00:15:47.495
Throwing pop corn at each other,

414
00:15:47.495 --> 00:15:49.210
no, I can't 'cause then
I'll have to clean it up

415
00:15:49.210 --> 00:15:50.991
and I'm not gonna do that.

416
00:15:50.991 --> 00:15:53.574
(upbeat music)

417
00:16:00.164 --> 00:16:01.808
- Hey.

418
00:16:01.808 --> 00:16:03.558
- Wow, you actually made it.

419
00:16:03.558 --> 00:16:04.707
I'm impressed.

420
00:16:04.707 --> 00:16:05.974
How'd you get into this class?

421
00:16:05.974 --> 00:16:09.154
- I've got some dirt on the professor.

422
00:16:09.154 --> 00:16:11.709
- Notebook, textbook, pen?

423
00:16:11.709 --> 00:16:14.209
- You've got all those, right?

424
00:16:17.656 --> 00:16:20.144
- Thank you.
- Some things never change.

425
00:16:20.144 --> 00:16:23.518
- Okay, we'll be starting
with chapter four today;

426
00:16:23.518 --> 00:16:26.495
Self-organization principles of molecules

427
00:16:26.495 --> 00:16:28.218
under extreme pressure.

428
00:16:28.218 --> 00:16:29.575
- I'm glad you're here, John.

429
00:16:29.575 --> 00:16:31.064
It feels so familiar.

430
00:16:31.064 --> 00:16:33.069
- Well, happy to be entertaining you.

431
00:16:33.069 --> 00:16:35.012
We should get together
though after this, you know,

432
00:16:35.012 --> 00:16:37.157
and just catch up and talk.

433
00:16:37.157 --> 00:16:38.030
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

434
00:16:38.030 --> 00:16:38.863
- I'd like that.

435
00:16:38.863 --> 00:16:40.994
- When placed under intense pressure.

436
00:16:40.994 --> 00:16:43.668
These noble gases tend to act like

437
00:16:43.668 --> 00:16:46.251
what other elements Mr. Barden?

438
00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:49.731
- I'm sorry, sir,

439
00:16:49.731 --> 00:16:53.689
I'm actually still getting
acclimated with the material.

440
00:16:53.689 --> 00:16:56.689
- Okay, but no excuses next class.

441
00:16:58.072 --> 00:17:00.655
(upbeat music)

442
00:17:06.873 --> 00:17:10.102
- Okay class, now everyone's
needing to be getting settled.

443
00:17:10.102 --> 00:17:14.163
Now don't forget your
papers is due next class,

444
00:17:14.163 --> 00:17:15.535
so don't forget 'em.

445
00:17:15.535 --> 00:17:19.427
I aims to get 'em graded by the weekend.

446
00:17:19.427 --> 00:17:20.597
Oh good, you're here.

447
00:17:20.597 --> 00:17:22.608
See, I told you guys he'd show up.

448
00:17:22.608 --> 00:17:24.579
They were gonna leave.

449
00:17:24.579 --> 00:17:26.098
- Were some of y'all gonna leave?

450
00:17:26.098 --> 00:17:27.116
- Yeah, well some of them were,

451
00:17:27.116 --> 00:17:28.466
but I stopped them, so.

452
00:17:28.466 --> 00:17:29.883
- Thank you, son.

453
00:17:33.848 --> 00:17:34.816
- Smooth.

454
00:17:34.816 --> 00:17:35.904
- You're such a fucking prick,

455
00:17:35.904 --> 00:17:37.022
you know that?

456
00:17:37.022 --> 00:17:40.309
- Honey, I am the macaroni and the cheese.

457
00:17:40.309 --> 00:17:43.288
(John laughs)

458
00:17:43.288 --> 00:17:46.455
(ambient piano music)

459
00:18:03.414 --> 00:18:05.057
- Hey, you made it.

460
00:18:05.057 --> 00:18:06.798
Let me get you one of these.

461
00:18:06.798 --> 00:18:08.533
- Wow!
- Don't spill.

462
00:18:08.533 --> 00:18:10.499
- This place hasn't changed a bit.

463
00:18:10.499 --> 00:18:11.892
- Are you kidding me?

464
00:18:11.892 --> 00:18:14.058
This place used to be nasty.

465
00:18:14.058 --> 00:18:15.837
There used to be used condoms,

466
00:18:15.837 --> 00:18:18.703
and syringes, and hobos
fucking over there and stuff.

467
00:18:18.703 --> 00:18:20.703
This place looks great now.

468
00:18:20.703 --> 00:18:22.867
- No, I don't remember all of that.

469
00:18:22.867 --> 00:18:25.982
I guess we didn't really
make it out of the backseat.

470
00:18:25.982 --> 00:18:27.615
- This was kind of our spot, huh?

471
00:18:27.615 --> 00:18:29.548
- It's kinda everyone's spot.

472
00:18:29.548 --> 00:18:32.660
Half the girls I know were
here at one point or another.

473
00:18:32.660 --> 00:18:34.085
- This place is kind of crazy like that.

474
00:18:34.085 --> 00:18:38.048
It's got some sorta wild
sexual vibe about it, you know?

475
00:18:38.048 --> 00:18:39.251
You know the guys around
town actually call it

476
00:18:39.251 --> 00:18:40.386
the pussy vortex.

477
00:18:40.386 --> 00:18:42.287
- That's disgusting.

478
00:18:42.287 --> 00:18:43.970
- Okay, well, by other guys around town,

479
00:18:43.970 --> 00:18:46.303
I actually just mean, Steve.

480
00:18:47.788 --> 00:18:50.837
- Why do you still hang out with him?

481
00:18:50.837 --> 00:18:52.559
- I don't know,

482
00:18:52.559 --> 00:18:54.264
he's a good friend.

483
00:18:54.264 --> 00:18:57.014
He's there, he's there, you know.

484
00:18:57.894 --> 00:19:00.567
- That's something, I guess.

485
00:19:00.567 --> 00:19:04.759
I just thought you'd be
doing something by now.

486
00:19:04.759 --> 00:19:06.794
You had a lot of plans, John.

487
00:19:06.794 --> 00:19:08.044
- Yeah, I know.

488
00:19:09.113 --> 00:19:09.946
I know.

489
00:19:10.824 --> 00:19:12.341
I'm on the radio now.

490
00:19:12.341 --> 00:19:14.999
It's the night shifts for 101.2.

491
00:19:14.999 --> 00:19:16.773
You remember?

492
00:19:16.773 --> 00:19:19.822
I get to play all the
local band's new music

493
00:19:19.822 --> 00:19:21.334
that can't get on during the day,

494
00:19:21.334 --> 00:19:23.841
so I mean, that's cool.

495
00:19:23.841 --> 00:19:24.674
My boss hates me now,

496
00:19:24.674 --> 00:19:26.885
he's a fucking dick.

497
00:19:26.885 --> 00:19:29.136
He just thinks I'm some
sort of a fuck up, you know?

498
00:19:29.136 --> 00:19:33.486
I may be a weirdo, yes,
but I'm not a fuck up.

499
00:19:35.459 --> 00:19:37.692
I'm not where I want to
be at all in my life,

500
00:19:37.692 --> 00:19:40.192
I still got ideas, just...

501
00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:44.517
Forget it.

502
00:19:44.517 --> 00:19:45.350
What about you,

503
00:19:45.350 --> 00:19:47.019
what's new with you.

504
00:19:47.019 --> 00:19:47.892
- I'm engaged.

505
00:19:47.892 --> 00:19:50.093
(record scratches)

506
00:19:50.093 --> 00:19:51.260
- Um, engaged?

507
00:19:52.744 --> 00:19:56.634
- Yep, he's a professor in New York city.

508
00:19:56.634 --> 00:19:58.441
We're not engaged, engaged.

509
00:19:58.441 --> 00:20:02.330
He still has to finalize
his divorce first, but-

510
00:20:02.330 --> 00:20:04.853
- I'm sorry?
- I know how it sounds.

511
00:20:04.853 --> 00:20:06.020
- Okay?
- Okay.

512
00:20:06.886 --> 00:20:08.719
But this is different.

513
00:20:09.853 --> 00:20:11.270
He listens to me.

514
00:20:12.955 --> 00:20:14.835
- Look, all right.

515
00:20:14.835 --> 00:20:16.234
I'm happy you found someone.

516
00:20:16.234 --> 00:20:17.737
Okay, really, I am.

517
00:20:17.737 --> 00:20:18.570
- Thanks.

518
00:20:19.711 --> 00:20:22.005
Most of my friends aren't
very understanding.

519
00:20:22.005 --> 00:20:24.252
- Ah, well, they're probably just thinking

520
00:20:24.252 --> 00:20:27.248
about what they want instead
of what you want, you know.

521
00:20:27.248 --> 00:20:28.560
People can be like that sometimes.

522
00:20:28.560 --> 00:20:29.393
- I know.

523
00:20:31.467 --> 00:20:33.728
Thanks for being supportive.

524
00:20:33.728 --> 00:20:35.395
- Of course, I'm happy for you,

525
00:20:35.395 --> 00:20:36.478
really, I am.

526
00:20:38.944 --> 00:20:40.740
- Oh, well I guess that's it.

527
00:20:40.740 --> 00:20:43.236
You're just gonna have
to move on, that sucks.

528
00:20:43.236 --> 00:20:45.049
There are other fish in the sea though.

529
00:20:45.049 --> 00:20:46.368
- So, shit, man.

530
00:20:46.368 --> 00:20:47.886
I'm still in the game.

531
00:20:47.886 --> 00:20:48.983
It's just the first quarter,

532
00:20:48.983 --> 00:20:51.247
and contrary to popular belief,

533
00:20:51.247 --> 00:20:52.944
I have endurance.

534
00:20:52.944 --> 00:20:54.456
- John, you need to forget

535
00:20:54.456 --> 00:20:56.619
about Nichole completely, all right?

536
00:20:56.619 --> 00:20:58.499
Get yourself a safe girl.

537
00:20:58.499 --> 00:20:59.647
- What like a high school girl?

538
00:20:59.647 --> 00:21:00.544
- Hey, you know what?

539
00:21:00.544 --> 00:21:02.892
Much like this mix of hops and heaven.

540
00:21:02.892 --> 00:21:05.077
It is an acquired taste.

541
00:21:05.077 --> 00:21:05.910
- I don't know, man,

542
00:21:05.910 --> 00:21:09.381
high school girls seem a
little immature for my taste.

543
00:21:09.381 --> 00:21:10.853
- Oh no, oh no, Steve.

544
00:21:10.853 --> 00:21:11.686
Oh no, he's back.

545
00:21:11.686 --> 00:21:14.415
Oh, oh, oh, no, he's attacking me Steve.

546
00:21:14.415 --> 00:21:16.336
Steve, Steve, help me, Steve.

547
00:21:16.336 --> 00:21:18.057
Oh, oh, no!

548
00:21:18.057 --> 00:21:20.640
(upbeat music)

549
00:21:36.096 --> 00:21:36.929
Fuck!

550
00:21:36.929 --> 00:21:37.874
- Jenga, Bitch!

551
00:21:37.874 --> 00:21:40.156
- Oh, don't pretend you didn't like that.

552
00:21:40.156 --> 00:21:42.424
- Asshole.
- Exactly.

553
00:21:42.424 --> 00:21:45.529
Ready to get to your sociology on?

554
00:21:45.529 --> 00:21:46.943
You wrote your paper?

555
00:21:46.943 --> 00:21:48.214
- Not even a little bit.

556
00:21:48.214 --> 00:21:49.279
- You?

557
00:21:49.279 --> 00:21:51.362
- Who are you talking to?

558
00:21:57.181 --> 00:21:58.983
Hi, yes, Professor Robertson.

559
00:21:58.983 --> 00:22:02.479
This is Steve Dillard from class.

560
00:22:02.479 --> 00:22:04.437
No, sir, you don't teach trigonometry.

561
00:22:04.437 --> 00:22:06.864
Your sociology 101 class.

562
00:22:06.864 --> 00:22:09.458
Yeah, yeah, the one that
starts in 20 minutes.

563
00:22:09.458 --> 00:22:10.891
Yeah, I was just calling to let you know

564
00:22:10.891 --> 00:22:14.041
that John Barden and I are not gonna be,

565
00:22:14.041 --> 00:22:15.262
John Barden.

566
00:22:15.262 --> 00:22:16.872
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's in the class too,

567
00:22:16.872 --> 00:22:18.958
we're both in the class.

568
00:22:18.958 --> 00:22:19.820
I was just calling to let you know

569
00:22:19.820 --> 00:22:21.653
that our grandma died.

570
00:22:22.958 --> 00:22:26.112
So we aren't gonna be able to make it.

571
00:22:26.112 --> 00:22:27.638
Yes, yes, absolutely, sir,

572
00:22:27.638 --> 00:22:29.027
we will get those papers e-mailed

573
00:22:29.027 --> 00:22:31.415
to you the second, the funeral ends.

574
00:22:31.415 --> 00:22:34.457
Thank you so much, Professor Robertson.

575
00:22:34.457 --> 00:22:37.115
- (claps) Well done, Ferris.

576
00:22:37.115 --> 00:22:38.446
Really, good job.

577
00:22:38.446 --> 00:22:40.167
What about my chemistry class?

578
00:22:40.167 --> 00:22:42.161
- I think I have a blank death certificate

579
00:22:42.161 --> 00:22:43.546
you can borrow if you want.

580
00:22:43.546 --> 00:22:45.372
What are you just printing $50 bills

581
00:22:45.372 --> 00:22:48.022
in the basement or something?

582
00:22:48.022 --> 00:22:51.105
- Oh John, you have so much to learn.

583
00:22:54.554 --> 00:22:55.908
- Okay, that was cool.

584
00:22:55.908 --> 00:22:56.966
- Yeah, right.
- That was cool.

585
00:22:56.966 --> 00:22:59.319
- I didn't even think it
was gonna happen like that.

586
00:22:59.319 --> 00:23:00.419
It just kind of did.

587
00:23:00.419 --> 00:23:03.002
(upbeat music)

588
00:23:22.671 --> 00:23:27.671
- And so it was the peer
pressure from the deviant apes

589
00:23:28.080 --> 00:23:32.032
that made the good apes
start smoking the leaves.

590
00:23:32.032 --> 00:23:35.832
And I don't have to tell
you who that precipitated

591
00:23:35.832 --> 00:23:37.499
the human evolution.

592
00:23:38.449 --> 00:23:42.958
(sighs) Guys, you is late again.

593
00:23:42.958 --> 00:23:45.746
What am I gonna do with you?

594
00:23:45.746 --> 00:23:46.579
- Yeah, sorry.

595
00:23:46.579 --> 00:23:49.079
Hey, did you grade our papers?

596
00:23:52.519 --> 00:23:55.491
- Well, apparently you
boys never turned them in.

597
00:23:55.491 --> 00:23:57.783
- Whoa, hey, whoa, well,
we called you remember?

598
00:23:57.783 --> 00:24:00.107
Dead grandma? Grandma's dead.

599
00:24:00.107 --> 00:24:02.687
- Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, you know,

600
00:24:02.687 --> 00:24:04.972
I think I do remember
something about that.

601
00:24:04.972 --> 00:24:07.378
Yeah, it's coming back to me.

602
00:24:07.378 --> 00:24:08.727
- Yeah, yeah, we e-mailed them.

603
00:24:08.727 --> 00:24:10.887
It says right here you got 'em.

604
00:24:10.887 --> 00:24:12.924
- I'm sure they're down in my office.

605
00:24:12.924 --> 00:24:14.684
After class, meet down in my office,

606
00:24:14.684 --> 00:24:16.013
and we'll go over all of this,

607
00:24:16.013 --> 00:24:17.976
we'll get it squared away.
- Yeah.

608
00:24:17.976 --> 00:24:18.969
- Thank you, boys.

609
00:24:18.969 --> 00:24:19.958
(both chuckling)

610
00:24:19.958 --> 00:24:20.791
- Wow!

611
00:24:20.791 --> 00:24:24.146
- So let's get back now to our lesson.

612
00:24:24.146 --> 00:24:25.696
You say it's evolution.

613
00:24:25.696 --> 00:24:27.478
Some say it's evolution.

614
00:24:27.478 --> 00:24:29.735
I just say it's lution.

615
00:24:29.735 --> 00:24:31.019
Doesn't matter.

616
00:24:31.019 --> 00:24:32.506
Lution is lution.

617
00:24:32.506 --> 00:24:34.117
- Sort of one of going that night,

618
00:24:34.117 --> 00:24:36.327
but then I found out that
they brought in like a midget,

619
00:24:36.327 --> 00:24:39.322
and a flame thrower and it was so hot.

620
00:24:39.322 --> 00:24:40.239
- Oh!
- Wow!

621
00:24:41.743 --> 00:24:43.772
- What the fuck?
- Oh!

622
00:24:43.772 --> 00:24:44.605
- Oh hey.
- Oh, wait, wait,

623
00:24:44.605 --> 00:24:45.686
what the hell are you guys doing here?

624
00:24:45.686 --> 00:24:47.640
Shouldn't you be playing
like Frogger or something?

625
00:24:47.640 --> 00:24:51.872
- Oh, we're looking for
the psychology department.

626
00:24:51.872 --> 00:24:53.275
- Yeah, yeah, they're paying five bucks

627
00:24:53.275 --> 00:24:54.957
for some negative reinforcement testing,

628
00:24:54.957 --> 00:24:56.343
and oh, we're hungry.

629
00:24:56.343 --> 00:24:57.529
- $5 foot long day.

630
00:24:57.529 --> 00:24:59.718
- Mm, $5 foot long.

631
00:24:59.718 --> 00:25:01.541
- You know, all right, whatever, guys.

632
00:25:01.541 --> 00:25:03.181
I'll see you back at my house

633
00:25:03.181 --> 00:25:04.223
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

634
00:25:04.223 --> 00:25:05.056
- Yeah, awesome.

635
00:25:05.056 --> 00:25:06.200
All right, so shoo!

636
00:25:06.200 --> 00:25:07.200
- Thank you.

637
00:25:09.041 --> 00:25:10.930
- You know I didn't know
their asses weren't cemented

638
00:25:10.930 --> 00:25:11.946
to your couch cushion,

639
00:25:11.946 --> 00:25:14.320
so that's pretty weird.

640
00:25:14.320 --> 00:25:15.618
(John knocks)

641
00:25:15.618 --> 00:25:17.419
- Who's there?

642
00:25:17.419 --> 00:25:18.675
- John.
- Come in.

643
00:25:18.675 --> 00:25:20.171
- Steve.
- Well, come in.

644
00:25:20.171 --> 00:25:21.842
Yeah, it's like the joke, knock, knock,

645
00:25:21.842 --> 00:25:23.402
and then I said who's there.

646
00:25:23.402 --> 00:25:24.235
- Oh!
- Oh.

647
00:25:26.347 --> 00:25:28.734
- Hi, what can I do you for?

648
00:25:28.734 --> 00:25:31.155
- Did you find our papers yet?

649
00:25:31.155 --> 00:25:32.413
- No.

650
00:25:32.413 --> 00:25:36.156
Good, I know it is here somewhere.

651
00:25:36.156 --> 00:25:36.989
I had it.

652
00:25:36.989 --> 00:25:38.705
It's messy here.

653
00:25:40.321 --> 00:25:43.746
- Do you need us to resend them?

654
00:25:43.746 --> 00:25:45.989
- No, no, no, no, this is my fault.

655
00:25:45.989 --> 00:25:47.189
This is all my fault.

656
00:25:47.189 --> 00:25:50.058
It is, I've been busy and you know,

657
00:25:50.058 --> 00:25:51.320
and you, I remember yours,

658
00:25:51.320 --> 00:25:52.193
it was a good paper,

659
00:25:52.193 --> 00:25:53.981
you did a good job,

660
00:25:53.981 --> 00:25:55.676
a very good job.

661
00:25:55.676 --> 00:25:56.625
You know what?

662
00:25:56.625 --> 00:25:58.856
Let's just cut to the otters head,

663
00:25:58.856 --> 00:26:00.523
and what do you say?

664
00:26:03.564 --> 00:26:05.870
We'll give you a 98.

665
00:26:05.870 --> 00:26:06.787
98 for you,

666
00:26:07.723 --> 00:26:10.229
and for you a 98, right?

667
00:26:10.229 --> 00:26:12.280
- Oh no, no, no, mine
wasn't as good as his.

668
00:26:12.280 --> 00:26:14.150
- You're right, 81, 81.

669
00:26:14.150 --> 00:26:14.985
We'll just do that,

670
00:26:14.985 --> 00:26:15.818
that's a B,

671
00:26:15.818 --> 00:26:16.651
and B is good.

672
00:26:16.651 --> 00:26:17.484
I like B.

673
00:26:18.822 --> 00:26:20.541
Well, you know, I do
appreciate your waiting,

674
00:26:20.541 --> 00:26:22.547
and again, I do apologize for this.

675
00:26:22.547 --> 00:26:24.336
Sometimes, you know, this comes up,

676
00:26:24.336 --> 00:26:26.617
and it's piling up higher and higher,

677
00:26:26.617 --> 00:26:29.542
and I know that somewhere
inside here I have,

678
00:26:29.542 --> 00:26:31.146
I know it's here, but.

679
00:26:31.146 --> 00:26:31.979
- No, no, no, no.

680
00:26:31.979 --> 00:26:33.573
Hey, hey, our grandma's
shouldn't have died.

681
00:26:33.573 --> 00:26:35.582
- No, she shouldn't have.
- What an idiot, right?

682
00:26:35.582 --> 00:26:37.382
- You know, I just, you know, you can't,

683
00:26:37.382 --> 00:26:38.419
it's not her fault,

684
00:26:38.419 --> 00:26:40.387
but it kinda is.
- A little, a little.

685
00:26:40.387 --> 00:26:41.600
- They can plan a little better.

686
00:26:41.600 --> 00:26:42.633
Why don't you get out of here now?

687
00:26:42.633 --> 00:26:44.685
Because I got some lots of stuff to do,

688
00:26:44.685 --> 00:26:46.521
and I gotta find another paper.

689
00:26:46.521 --> 00:26:47.377
- Absolutely.
- Yeah.

690
00:26:47.377 --> 00:26:48.372
- All right, and you take care now.

691
00:26:48.372 --> 00:26:51.076
Whoa, one of you guys
dropped a deuce or something?

692
00:26:51.076 --> 00:26:55.752
- (laughs) and ah, I win.
- What?

693
00:26:55.752 --> 00:26:57.225
- I am the best.
- Fucking cheater,

694
00:26:57.225 --> 00:26:58.094
that's what you are.

695
00:26:58.094 --> 00:27:00.106
- I get the mozzarella stick here.

696
00:27:00.106 --> 00:27:01.618
- Oh, bullshit.

697
00:27:01.618 --> 00:27:02.955
Pick up a joy and let's go again.

698
00:27:02.955 --> 00:27:04.556
- Smells like victory.
- Again.

699
00:27:04.556 --> 00:27:05.595
- Run it back!

700
00:27:05.595 --> 00:27:08.178
(upbeat music)

701
00:27:09.449 --> 00:27:11.620
- Okay, so when a new movie comes in,

702
00:27:11.620 --> 00:27:13.630
it comes in on one of these hard drives.

703
00:27:13.630 --> 00:27:14.639
You know, it's not like the old days

704
00:27:14.639 --> 00:27:16.708
where it came in on multiple reels,

705
00:27:16.708 --> 00:27:19.266
you had to splice the film together.

706
00:27:19.266 --> 00:27:20.410
Okay, whatever.

707
00:27:20.410 --> 00:27:22.635
So anyways, when a new movie comes in,

708
00:27:22.635 --> 00:27:23.736
you come over here,

709
00:27:23.736 --> 00:27:26.014
take out the old hard drive,

710
00:27:26.014 --> 00:27:28.261
put the new one in,

711
00:27:28.261 --> 00:27:29.594
and slide it in.

712
00:27:31.723 --> 00:27:32.893
- I can't see.

713
00:27:32.893 --> 00:27:35.950
Oh, all right, well, come over this way.

714
00:27:35.950 --> 00:27:38.950
(sensual music)

715
00:27:40.774 --> 00:27:44.379
- Yeah, so you, sorry, where was I?

716
00:27:44.379 --> 00:27:46.480
- Sliding it in.

717
00:27:46.480 --> 00:27:47.540
- What?

718
00:27:47.540 --> 00:27:49.485
- The hard drive.

719
00:27:49.485 --> 00:27:50.652
Oh, all right.

720
00:27:53.286 --> 00:27:54.772
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

721
00:27:54.772 --> 00:27:57.355
(sensual music)

722
00:28:02.344 --> 00:28:03.407
- Frank, get off of him, dude.

723
00:28:03.407 --> 00:28:06.021
- Oh my God, I think my
fucking spleen just ruptured.

724
00:28:06.021 --> 00:28:06.938
- Oh, baby.

725
00:28:08.058 --> 00:28:10.562
- Well, anyway I am getting
the 'cuda back tomorrow.

726
00:28:10.562 --> 00:28:11.447
- No shit!

727
00:28:11.447 --> 00:28:12.280
- Yeah.
- It's about time, man.

728
00:28:12.280 --> 00:28:13.113
- I know you're telling me,

729
00:28:13.113 --> 00:28:15.880
I'm about to be cruising
like all day on Monday.

730
00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:16.991
- Wait, what's Monday?

731
00:28:16.991 --> 00:28:18.121
Is it Arbor day?

732
00:28:18.121 --> 00:28:19.986
- Monday, my friend is what
in high school is referred

733
00:28:19.986 --> 00:28:21.796
to as a half day,

734
00:28:21.796 --> 00:28:23.019
so it'd be sacrilege not

735
00:28:23.019 --> 00:28:25.077
to take advantage of that, right?

736
00:28:25.077 --> 00:28:26.274
- What about the,

737
00:28:26.274 --> 00:28:27.671
what's her name,

738
00:28:27.671 --> 00:28:29.252
the new hottie at work?

739
00:28:29.252 --> 00:28:30.328
- Oh yeah, no, I don't know

740
00:28:30.328 --> 00:28:32.473
if that one's gonna work out this time.

741
00:28:32.473 --> 00:28:33.948
- It's never stopped you before.

742
00:28:33.948 --> 00:28:35.379
- Yeah, but I keep getting older, okay?

743
00:28:35.379 --> 00:28:37.483
I'm gonna get caught pretty soon.

744
00:28:37.483 --> 00:28:38.625
- So don't do it.

745
00:28:38.625 --> 00:28:40.647
- Yeah, okay, you've obviously never seen

746
00:28:40.647 --> 00:28:41.836
this chick before, all right?

747
00:28:41.836 --> 00:28:44.130
You don't say no to a girl like this.

748
00:28:44.130 --> 00:28:45.630
- Ah, you don't.

749
00:28:45.630 --> 00:28:46.463
(John laughs)

750
00:28:46.463 --> 00:28:48.552
- All right, yeah, whatever, I don't.

751
00:28:48.552 --> 00:28:51.754
She's not like your average
high school girl, you know?

752
00:28:51.754 --> 00:28:54.726
- What is she advanced?
- Homeschooled?

753
00:28:54.726 --> 00:28:56.010
- No, she's in high school.

754
00:28:56.010 --> 00:28:57.510
I just mean she's,

755
00:28:58.448 --> 00:29:00.612
fuck, I don't know, she's
different, all right?

756
00:29:00.612 --> 00:29:02.868
- But isn't that what
you said about Sarah?

757
00:29:02.868 --> 00:29:04.253
- Yeah, I did say that about Sarah,

758
00:29:04.253 --> 00:29:07.616
but what I met with Sarah's
a fucking psychopath, okay?

759
00:29:07.616 --> 00:29:09.635
- Didn't you date her for like six months?

760
00:29:09.635 --> 00:29:10.569
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I did,

761
00:29:10.569 --> 00:29:12.810
and it was the worst six
months of my life actually.

762
00:29:12.810 --> 00:29:14.092
It was the best sex though,

763
00:29:14.092 --> 00:29:16.831
so I guess in retrospect, it's kinda.

764
00:29:16.831 --> 00:29:19.056
- Whatever happened with that?

765
00:29:19.056 --> 00:29:20.080
- She turned 18.

766
00:29:20.080 --> 00:29:21.114
I had to cut her loose.

767
00:29:21.114 --> 00:29:23.303
- For Christ's sake, would you
just snap the freaking ball?

768
00:29:23.303 --> 00:29:24.415
- All right.
- Oh, somebody wants

769
00:29:24.415 --> 00:29:26.353
to get to get scored on.

770
00:29:26.353 --> 00:29:27.760
- Okay, okay, I'm coming for you.

771
00:29:27.760 --> 00:29:29.315
- Yeah.

772
00:29:29.315 --> 00:29:30.148
- Hut!

773
00:29:31.324 --> 00:29:32.490
Oh, there he is.

774
00:29:32.490 --> 00:29:34.078
Oh drop.

775
00:29:34.078 --> 00:29:35.248
- Through the trees!
- Yes!

776
00:29:35.248 --> 00:29:36.609
- In your face, Bob.

777
00:29:36.609 --> 00:29:37.442
Touch down.

778
00:29:37.442 --> 00:29:38.702
- Still got it.

779
00:29:38.702 --> 00:29:40.331
Yeah, you saw that.

780
00:29:40.331 --> 00:29:42.914
(upbeat music)

781
00:29:43.993 --> 00:29:46.410
(indistinct)

782
00:29:48.728 --> 00:29:50.089
- [Professor] There
will be previously seen

783
00:29:50.089 --> 00:29:52.288
in their individual elements

784
00:29:52.288 --> 00:29:56.538
which reaction means (indistinct).

785
00:29:57.968 --> 00:29:58.801
- John?

786
00:30:00.662 --> 00:30:02.579
- An answer Mr. Barden.

787
00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:04.513
- Seven.

788
00:30:05.439 --> 00:30:06.955
- Yeah, very good.

789
00:30:06.955 --> 00:30:10.525
In this way conversion of this
group introduced is stable.

790
00:30:10.525 --> 00:30:14.275
(music drowns out professor)

791
00:30:23.862 --> 00:30:26.779
(triumphant music)

792
00:30:35.655 --> 00:30:38.655
(garage door opens)

793
00:30:46.417 --> 00:30:48.834
(door opens)

794
00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:54.192
- Is he here?

795
00:30:54.192 --> 00:30:55.196
- Yeah, yeah, he's upfront,

796
00:30:55.196 --> 00:30:56.728
and he didn't take his pills today.

797
00:30:56.728 --> 00:30:58.537
- Oh, this is gonna be so ripe.

798
00:30:58.537 --> 00:31:00.067
- Yeah, no shit, dude.

799
00:31:00.067 --> 00:31:01.567
Oh, here he comes.

800
00:31:04.868 --> 00:31:06.741
- Oh, good morning, class.

801
00:31:06.741 --> 00:31:10.629
- [All] Good morning Professor Robertson.

802
00:31:10.629 --> 00:31:11.462
- Yeah.

803
00:31:12.835 --> 00:31:17.295
Today, we needs to talk
about the impact of marriage

804
00:31:17.295 --> 00:31:18.884
in our social system.

805
00:31:18.884 --> 00:31:20.938
Before we's get started,

806
00:31:20.938 --> 00:31:24.021
anyone have any questions or comments.

807
00:31:24.918 --> 00:31:26.085
- Yes, Daniel.

808
00:31:28.047 --> 00:31:31.097
- Sure, marriage is good.

809
00:31:32.962 --> 00:31:34.982
- Well, yes it is.

810
00:31:34.982 --> 00:31:37.784
Thank you for participating.

811
00:31:37.784 --> 00:31:41.523
Marriage is the coming of
two people in a relationship

812
00:31:41.523 --> 00:31:42.685
in a social setting,

813
00:31:42.685 --> 00:31:45.563
or three or four people,
depending on where you live,

814
00:31:45.563 --> 00:31:49.646
like if you live near Utah
or something like that

815
00:31:50.833 --> 00:31:52.660
then it's a whole different story,

816
00:31:52.660 --> 00:31:55.403
but a whole lot more fun.

817
00:31:55.403 --> 00:31:56.653
Let me explain.

818
00:31:58.222 --> 00:32:01.889
Does anyone here know
someone who's married?

819
00:32:03.556 --> 00:32:05.507
Good, good, good, good.

820
00:32:05.507 --> 00:32:06.685
See, in marriage though,

821
00:32:06.685 --> 00:32:08.426
you think you know what it's about,

822
00:32:08.426 --> 00:32:09.995
you do not.

823
00:32:09.995 --> 00:32:12.014
'Cause you see marriage,

824
00:32:12.014 --> 00:32:13.300
it's a scam.

825
00:32:13.300 --> 00:32:15.639
It's a scam from big
business just to get people

826
00:32:15.639 --> 00:32:18.371
to start marriaging together.

827
00:32:18.371 --> 00:32:20.267
It's really to get people to spend money.

828
00:32:20.267 --> 00:32:21.294
It's a commercial thing.

829
00:32:21.294 --> 00:32:25.544
It really example, again,
i.e. dot, dot, dot, colon.

830
00:32:26.755 --> 00:32:27.977
You would buy a towel,

831
00:32:27.977 --> 00:32:29.317
then you'd buy towels,

832
00:32:29.317 --> 00:32:31.673
and now you buy his and hers towels,

833
00:32:31.673 --> 00:32:33.109
so that you've got to spend more money,

834
00:32:33.109 --> 00:32:35.256
and then it just gets a
little bit crazy, doesn't it?

835
00:32:35.256 --> 00:32:36.509
I think it does,

836
00:32:36.509 --> 00:32:37.759
It really does.

837
00:32:39.865 --> 00:32:44.282
- Another thing, who here
has ever seen a phone book?

838
00:32:45.831 --> 00:32:46.969
Okay, all right.

839
00:32:46.969 --> 00:32:49.845
Now in the phone book, you'll notice

840
00:32:49.845 --> 00:32:51.064
that you've got like Smith,

841
00:32:51.064 --> 00:32:52.487
and the names in the phone book,

842
00:32:52.487 --> 00:32:53.434
all different kinds of names,

843
00:32:53.434 --> 00:32:54.267
and it's Smith,

844
00:32:54.267 --> 00:32:55.100
and then you'd get Jones,

845
00:32:55.100 --> 00:32:56.390
and of course not on the same page,

846
00:32:56.390 --> 00:32:58.993
'cause that would either
be a very, very small town

847
00:32:58.993 --> 00:33:00.099
which isn't a bad thing,

848
00:33:00.099 --> 00:33:01.618
'cause I miss mine.

849
00:33:01.618 --> 00:33:04.077
But also you think about it,

850
00:33:04.077 --> 00:33:05.666
and it would be Smith Jones,

851
00:33:05.666 --> 00:33:09.535
and then they would have
a hyphen Smith-Jones,

852
00:33:09.535 --> 00:33:11.380
'cause people get married
and wanna keep their names,

853
00:33:11.380 --> 00:33:13.018
but then it's just one name,

854
00:33:13.018 --> 00:33:14.926
and then it just goes by Jones.

855
00:33:14.926 --> 00:33:15.759
You see what I'm,

856
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:18.592
do you understand what I'm saying?

857
00:33:20.131 --> 00:33:22.714
Does anyone have any questions?

858
00:33:23.885 --> 00:33:25.857
- Gregory, yes.

859
00:33:25.857 --> 00:33:27.342
- I'm not in this class.

860
00:33:27.342 --> 00:33:28.425
- You is now.

861
00:33:29.828 --> 00:33:32.085
- I have an unrelated question.

862
00:33:32.085 --> 00:33:34.369
- There is no unrelated questions

863
00:33:34.369 --> 00:33:36.705
when it comes to sociology.

864
00:33:36.705 --> 00:33:39.383
- Fantastic, 'cause I was wondering

865
00:33:39.383 --> 00:33:41.852
what the fuck is wrong with you?

866
00:33:41.852 --> 00:33:45.438
Do you have any idea what
you're talking about?

867
00:33:45.438 --> 00:33:48.650
- That would really be two questions.

868
00:33:48.650 --> 00:33:50.831
- Okay, hello people,

869
00:33:50.831 --> 00:33:52.944
are you buying this bullshit?

870
00:33:52.944 --> 00:33:56.424
Go home, watch cartoons or something,

871
00:33:56.424 --> 00:33:57.811
anything but this.

872
00:33:57.811 --> 00:33:58.644
Jesus!

873
00:34:00.758 --> 00:34:03.175
(door opens)

874
00:34:04.105 --> 00:34:08.480
- And that class is why some
people will never get married,

875
00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:10.032
'cause it's an anger issue.

876
00:34:10.032 --> 00:34:11.804
It's an anger issue.

877
00:34:11.804 --> 00:34:13.127
It is a bad thing.

878
00:34:13.127 --> 00:34:15.212
Does anyone else have any other questions?

879
00:34:15.212 --> 00:34:17.281
(upbeat music)

880
00:34:17.281 --> 00:34:18.114
- I don't know,

881
00:34:18.114 --> 00:34:19.488
it was just kinda sad really.

882
00:34:19.488 --> 00:34:20.754
- Robertson just like brushed it off.

883
00:34:20.754 --> 00:34:22.150
He probably didn't even hear it.

884
00:34:22.150 --> 00:34:25.017
- Yeah, I guess it helps
to be off planet anyways.

885
00:34:25.017 --> 00:34:26.872
- I wonder what it's
like to be off planet.

886
00:34:26.872 --> 00:34:28.858
- I always thought it
would be like "Star Wars?"

887
00:34:28.858 --> 00:34:30.210
But that takes place in the past, so-

888
00:34:30.210 --> 00:34:31.630
- As long as it's not like Aliens

889
00:34:31.630 --> 00:34:32.699
that's all I care about.

890
00:34:32.699 --> 00:34:34.104
(upbeat music)

891
00:34:34.104 --> 00:34:35.619
So you and new girl going out tonight?

892
00:34:35.619 --> 00:34:37.174
- Yeah, second date.

893
00:34:37.174 --> 00:34:38.537
I better get a piece
of ass this time, man.

894
00:34:38.537 --> 00:34:41.114
She's such a goddamn cock tease.

895
00:34:41.114 --> 00:34:43.722
- Whoa, okay, maybe she's
just a virgin though.

896
00:34:43.722 --> 00:34:44.585
- No, there's no way,

897
00:34:44.585 --> 00:34:46.628
she's way too hot for that.

898
00:34:46.628 --> 00:34:48.296
Besides I swore off virgins.

899
00:34:48.296 --> 00:34:50.188
- It seems awfully out
of character for you.

900
00:34:50.188 --> 00:34:51.021
- No, no, no, no, no,

901
00:34:51.021 --> 00:34:53.311
look there's like an associated smell

902
00:34:53.311 --> 00:34:55.535
with the taking of a girl's virginity.

903
00:34:55.535 --> 00:34:57.891
Yeah, it's disgusting you
can't get it out of the car.

904
00:34:57.891 --> 00:34:59.906
I'm not putting the 'cuda
through that shit again.

905
00:34:59.906 --> 00:35:01.588
- That's messed up dude.

906
00:35:01.588 --> 00:35:02.770
- Anyways I have a new rule about that,

907
00:35:02.770 --> 00:35:04.586
I wait for somebody else
to break them in first,

908
00:35:04.586 --> 00:35:08.002
you know, a boyfriend, uncle, whenever.

909
00:35:08.002 --> 00:35:09.324
- You got fucking problems, man.

910
00:35:09.324 --> 00:35:10.574
- Yes, I do.

911
00:35:10.574 --> 00:35:12.190
- So what are you coming over?

912
00:35:12.190 --> 00:35:13.260
- Yeah, where else would I go?

913
00:35:13.260 --> 00:35:15.990
- I don't know, home, library, playground.

914
00:35:15.990 --> 00:35:18.420
We all know how Steve
likes the playgrounds.

915
00:35:18.420 --> 00:35:21.003
(upbeat music)

916
00:35:25.849 --> 00:35:28.682
(car engine revs)

917
00:35:45.313 --> 00:35:48.313
(sensual music)

918
00:36:04.838 --> 00:36:06.346
(van engine revs)

919
00:36:06.346 --> 00:36:08.929
(upbeat music)

920
00:37:12.304 --> 00:37:14.064
- And I totally didn't
expect this to happen,

921
00:37:14.064 --> 00:37:17.314
I mean, he's still married to his wife.

922
00:37:18.536 --> 00:37:20.322
She just thinks that he's
gonna like leave his family

923
00:37:20.322 --> 00:37:22.155
and run away with her.

924
00:37:23.378 --> 00:37:25.071
How do I even spin that?

925
00:37:25.071 --> 00:37:26.628
- It's gotta be tough.

926
00:37:26.628 --> 00:37:28.300
Girls who go for older guys,

927
00:37:28.300 --> 00:37:30.100
they don't like to come back.

928
00:37:30.100 --> 00:37:32.897
- What exactly do you wanna do here?

929
00:37:32.897 --> 00:37:34.974
- I just want them out of
the way out of the way.

930
00:37:34.974 --> 00:37:38.226
- Out of the way or out of the way?

931
00:37:38.226 --> 00:37:41.314
- Come on, man, we don't have to kill him.

932
00:37:41.314 --> 00:37:42.598
Do we?

933
00:37:42.598 --> 00:37:43.431
- No.

934
00:37:44.637 --> 00:37:47.780
No, no, you bunch of idiots, no, okay,

935
00:37:47.780 --> 00:37:49.872
but he is pissing me off, all right?

936
00:37:49.872 --> 00:37:51.296
I mean, he's just using her,

937
00:37:51.296 --> 00:37:53.640
and she just has no idea.

938
00:37:53.640 --> 00:37:54.473
- We could scare him off,

939
00:37:54.473 --> 00:37:56.316
rough him up a little bit.

940
00:37:56.316 --> 00:37:57.794
- Yeah, but then what if it doesn't hold,

941
00:37:57.794 --> 00:38:00.005
and he sticks around anyway.

942
00:38:00.005 --> 00:38:02.050
- Could rough her up a little bit.

943
00:38:02.050 --> 00:38:03.539
- No.

944
00:38:03.539 --> 00:38:05.208
- We can take pictures
of him with a chick.

945
00:38:05.208 --> 00:38:06.041
- With Nichole.

946
00:38:06.041 --> 00:38:07.704
- Yeah, and then send to his wife,

947
00:38:07.704 --> 00:38:09.238
and then he has to choose upfront.

948
00:38:09.238 --> 00:38:10.634
- Yeah, but then when
if he chooses Nichole,

949
00:38:10.634 --> 00:38:13.949
and I'm even more screwed
than I was at first.

950
00:38:13.949 --> 00:38:17.789
- Okay, okay, so find some ho-bag,

951
00:38:17.789 --> 00:38:20.537
you know, some other
chick to sleep with him.

952
00:38:20.537 --> 00:38:22.979
- You're telling me that you're
planning to get me laid is

953
00:38:22.979 --> 00:38:26.932
to hire some whore to have
sex with somebody else.

954
00:38:26.932 --> 00:38:27.988
- Yes.

955
00:38:27.988 --> 00:38:29.766
- Not your best plan.

956
00:38:29.766 --> 00:38:31.288
- Man, forget all that.

957
00:38:31.288 --> 00:38:34.170
This type of guy is probably
a real scumbag already.

958
00:38:34.170 --> 00:38:35.021
Nichole is a bright girl,

959
00:38:35.021 --> 00:38:36.614
she'll come around eventually.

960
00:38:36.614 --> 00:38:38.229
- So what, like I just do nothing?

961
00:38:38.229 --> 00:38:40.787
- No, no, no, keep going after her,

962
00:38:40.787 --> 00:38:42.996
but there's no reason
to cock block this guy,

963
00:38:42.996 --> 00:38:45.418
he'll end up fucking himself eventually.

964
00:38:45.418 --> 00:38:46.251
- I don't know, man,

965
00:38:46.251 --> 00:38:48.777
it just doesn't seem
like enough, you know?

966
00:38:48.777 --> 00:38:51.418
- Okay, well, what other
choice do you have?

967
00:38:51.418 --> 00:38:53.155
- None, okay, none, fine.

968
00:38:53.155 --> 00:38:54.460
Fuck you guys, okay.

969
00:38:54.460 --> 00:38:56.674
Are you guys coming over or what?

970
00:38:56.674 --> 00:38:57.811
- Is your mom gonna be there?

971
00:38:57.811 --> 00:38:59.309
- No, she's been gone all summer, man,

972
00:38:59.309 --> 00:39:01.368
but she made lasagna,

973
00:39:01.368 --> 00:39:02.421
four months ago,

974
00:39:02.421 --> 00:39:03.254
it's in the freezer,

975
00:39:03.254 --> 00:39:04.749
and I'ma heat that shit up.

976
00:39:04.749 --> 00:39:05.812
- [Frank] Still good.

977
00:39:05.812 --> 00:39:08.395
(upbeat music)

978
00:39:15.570 --> 00:39:16.737
- Hello?
- Hey.

979
00:39:17.632 --> 00:39:20.162
- Who's this?
- It's John.

980
00:39:20.162 --> 00:39:23.337
You told me to call.
- Oh, hi.

981
00:39:25.790 --> 00:39:26.830
- Something wrong?

982
00:39:26.830 --> 00:39:29.495
You were supposed to go to
New York this weekend, right?

983
00:39:29.495 --> 00:39:33.059
- [Nichole] Nigel says he's
too busy to see me, prick.

984
00:39:33.059 --> 00:39:36.694
I think he's seeing his
wife behind my back.

985
00:39:36.694 --> 00:39:38.111
- That's too bad.

986
00:39:40.179 --> 00:39:41.709
- [Nichole] We should get together.

987
00:39:41.709 --> 00:39:43.643
Dinner this weekend?

988
00:39:43.643 --> 00:39:46.562
- Yeah, sure.
- Sounds great.

989
00:39:46.562 --> 00:39:47.909
Make some plans and call me.

990
00:39:47.909 --> 00:39:48.770
- Yeah, for sure.

991
00:39:48.770 --> 00:39:49.603
I will do.

992
00:39:50.803 --> 00:39:54.257
(John chuckles)

993
00:39:54.257 --> 00:39:55.507
Woo, all right!

994
00:40:00.180 --> 00:40:01.623
- [Steve] How was your call?

995
00:40:01.623 --> 00:40:03.884
- Going out with Nichole this weekend.

996
00:40:03.884 --> 00:40:06.945
Dinner.
- Nice man, good luck.

997
00:40:06.945 --> 00:40:09.679
- You're pissing in your own face, man.

998
00:40:09.679 --> 00:40:11.766
- What about the fiancé?

999
00:40:11.766 --> 00:40:14.393
- Still with his wife.

1000
00:40:14.393 --> 00:40:15.982
- Good, very stable.

1001
00:40:15.982 --> 00:40:18.739
- Look who is talking, man.

1002
00:40:18.739 --> 00:40:21.542
- That actually reminds me,
ah, (blows raspberries).

1003
00:40:21.542 --> 00:40:22.599
(Frank and Bob laugh)

1004
00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:23.921
- [John] Shut up.

1005
00:40:23.921 --> 00:40:26.338
(upbeat music)

1006
00:40:28.298 --> 00:40:29.765
- I gotta manscape.

1007
00:40:29.765 --> 00:40:31.071
Got a date later.

1008
00:40:31.071 --> 00:40:32.725
- Yeah, what's his name?

1009
00:40:32.725 --> 00:40:33.558
- Lucy.

1010
00:40:34.938 --> 00:40:36.844
- Isn't that your mom's name?

1011
00:40:36.844 --> 00:40:38.383
- It's okay, my mom's not in high school.

1012
00:40:38.383 --> 00:40:40.533
(John laughs)

1013
00:40:40.533 --> 00:40:41.584
- That's really fucking funny, dude.

1014
00:40:41.584 --> 00:40:44.001
(all laugh)

1015
00:40:46.902 --> 00:40:49.319
(beer pours)

1016
00:40:52.242 --> 00:40:55.097
- Wow, there's my little heartbreaker.

1017
00:40:55.097 --> 00:40:58.707
Hey, come on and give your uncle
a little kiss now, come on.

1018
00:40:58.707 --> 00:40:59.715
(Zeke and Shelly laughing)

1019
00:40:59.715 --> 00:41:02.383
- Uncle Zeke, I just put my lips on.

1020
00:41:02.383 --> 00:41:03.518
- Cindy Starlight Pressman,

1021
00:41:03.518 --> 00:41:05.623
don't you dare sass your uncle.

1022
00:41:05.623 --> 00:41:06.934
- Sorry, aunt Shelly.

1023
00:41:06.934 --> 00:41:08.175
- Are you having some dinner,

1024
00:41:08.175 --> 00:41:09.856
or are you still watching your figure?

1025
00:41:09.856 --> 00:41:12.689
- I'll watch your figure for you.

1026
00:41:12.689 --> 00:41:14.211
- Nothing for me, thanks.

1027
00:41:14.211 --> 00:41:15.784
I'm going out with Steve tonight.

1028
00:41:15.784 --> 00:41:18.676
- Oh yeah, I don't know what I think

1029
00:41:18.676 --> 00:41:20.607
about this Steve character, huh?

1030
00:41:20.607 --> 00:41:23.153
What are you working in that
flicker shack for, huh anyway?

1031
00:41:23.153 --> 00:41:24.391
You smell like popcorn,

1032
00:41:24.391 --> 00:41:26.189
and you're hardly making anything.

1033
00:41:26.189 --> 00:41:27.022
I told you,

1034
00:41:27.022 --> 00:41:28.396
you want to make some real money

1035
00:41:28.396 --> 00:41:30.660
you gotta go down there
and audition for the Kat.

1036
00:41:30.660 --> 00:41:33.458
- Mm-mh, now Zeke, that
place closed down last year.

1037
00:41:33.458 --> 00:41:34.291
- Oh what?

1038
00:41:34.291 --> 00:41:35.413
Oh shit!
- Yeah, I know.

1039
00:41:35.413 --> 00:41:37.911
- That's where me and our aunt Shelly met.

1040
00:41:37.911 --> 00:41:39.744
She was B squad,

1041
00:41:39.744 --> 00:41:41.416
but I'll tell you she would
have been center stage

1042
00:41:41.416 --> 00:41:44.671
Friday night had I not come
along and snatched her up.

1043
00:41:44.671 --> 00:41:45.917
- That was by the good old days.

1044
00:41:45.917 --> 00:41:47.232
- Yes, one of the good old days.

1045
00:41:47.232 --> 00:41:49.510
- But that's not for Cindy, mm-mh,

1046
00:41:49.510 --> 00:41:52.672
Cindy is doing just
fine, aren't you sweetie?

1047
00:41:52.672 --> 00:41:53.524
- Steve's here.

1048
00:41:53.524 --> 00:41:54.357
(car honking)

1049
00:41:54.357 --> 00:41:56.942
- All right, honey, have a good time.

1050
00:41:56.942 --> 00:41:57.775
- Steve's here.

1051
00:41:57.775 --> 00:42:01.257
- Oh no, no, don't worry about it.

1052
00:42:01.257 --> 00:42:02.482
Come on.
- Steve.

1053
00:42:02.482 --> 00:42:05.835
I know I'll give you something
to fill your hands with.

1054
00:42:05.835 --> 00:42:08.590
Come on, come on, let's go, naughty boy.

1055
00:42:08.590 --> 00:42:11.774
- Play hide the beer can.
- Yeah. (laughs)

1056
00:42:23.658 --> 00:42:25.260
- Hey, cut it out.

1057
00:42:25.260 --> 00:42:26.093
- What?

1058
00:42:27.378 --> 00:42:29.802
- Come on, I'm just not ready yet.

1059
00:42:29.802 --> 00:42:31.349
- Have another beer then.

1060
00:42:31.349 --> 00:42:33.099
- I'm serious.

1061
00:42:33.099 --> 00:42:34.949
Besides I have to sober up by curfew.

1062
00:42:34.949 --> 00:42:39.251
Aunt Shelly will smell my
breath and spank me again.

1063
00:42:39.251 --> 00:42:42.966
Have you thought anymore
about home coming?

1064
00:42:42.966 --> 00:42:44.996
- Yeah, I thought about it.

1065
00:42:44.996 --> 00:42:45.829
- And?

1066
00:42:48.356 --> 00:42:49.189
- I don't know,

1067
00:42:49.189 --> 00:42:51.013
I need more time, all right?

1068
00:42:51.013 --> 00:42:52.691
- But there's this other
guy who just asking me,

1069
00:42:52.691 --> 00:42:55.204
and I can't keep stalling.

1070
00:42:55.204 --> 00:42:57.695
- So go with him then.

1071
00:42:57.695 --> 00:42:58.955
- I don't want to go with him,

1072
00:42:58.955 --> 00:43:00.834
he's in my grade.

1073
00:43:00.834 --> 00:43:02.392
- Did you tell him that?

1074
00:43:02.392 --> 00:43:04.350
- No, I told him I wanna go with you,

1075
00:43:04.350 --> 00:43:05.854
but that you hadn't decided yet,

1076
00:43:05.854 --> 00:43:08.239
so he'll just have to wait.

1077
00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:09.964
- Okay, so let me get this straight.

1078
00:43:09.964 --> 00:43:13.380
You've just got this kid on hold.

1079
00:43:13.380 --> 00:43:14.213
- Kind of.

1080
00:43:16.362 --> 00:43:17.390
(Steve Chuckles)

1081
00:43:17.390 --> 00:43:18.223
- What?

1082
00:43:20.529 --> 00:43:24.094
- No, nothing, nothing come here.

1083
00:43:24.094 --> 00:43:26.677
(upbeat music)

1084
00:43:30.830 --> 00:43:32.703
- [Bob] What do you mean
you haven't done her yet?

1085
00:43:32.703 --> 00:43:33.897
- She's in high school, man.

1086
00:43:33.897 --> 00:43:36.564
She's doesn't even have
a car for Christ sake.

1087
00:43:36.564 --> 00:43:38.330
- So get behind her, grab her arms,

1088
00:43:38.330 --> 00:43:39.809
and ride her like a bicycle.

1089
00:43:39.809 --> 00:43:41.398
- Yeah, I don't think
her mom would appreciate

1090
00:43:41.398 --> 00:43:42.346
that very much.

1091
00:43:42.346 --> 00:43:43.550
- Is her mom hot?

1092
00:43:43.550 --> 00:43:46.552
- Probably, but she's
gotta be at least 30.

1093
00:43:46.552 --> 00:43:47.907
- You know what you should do?

1094
00:43:47.907 --> 00:43:49.764
Go to her house when her mom's there,

1095
00:43:49.764 --> 00:43:50.914
get behind her like-

1096
00:43:50.914 --> 00:43:52.398
- What's up, man?

1097
00:43:52.398 --> 00:43:54.926
- I'm just killing time before work.

1098
00:43:54.926 --> 00:43:55.998
- All right, well, I will be

1099
00:43:55.998 --> 00:43:57.878
in my room exercising my God given rights

1100
00:43:57.878 --> 00:44:00.689
to watch free porn and rub one out, so.

1101
00:44:00.689 --> 00:44:02.078
- So think of me.

1102
00:44:02.078 --> 00:44:04.470
- Always do. But you guys, okay?

1103
00:44:05.618 --> 00:44:07.561
I don't want you down
here playing games all day

1104
00:44:07.561 --> 00:44:09.210
in my parents' basement, okay.

1105
00:44:09.210 --> 00:44:11.506
Robert, take out the trash,

1106
00:44:11.506 --> 00:44:13.605
and Franklin, so help me God,

1107
00:44:13.605 --> 00:44:16.492
if I have to ask you to
mow the lawn one more time,

1108
00:44:16.492 --> 00:44:18.186
no more games, that's it.

1109
00:44:18.186 --> 00:44:20.240
- But I hate chores.

1110
00:44:20.240 --> 00:44:22.547
- That's enough out of both of you, okay?

1111
00:44:22.547 --> 00:44:24.630
- You know where I'll be.

1112
00:44:29.311 --> 00:44:30.162
- Have fun, boys.

1113
00:44:30.162 --> 00:44:30.995
(happy music)

1114
00:44:30.995 --> 00:44:31.828
- Yeah.

1115
00:44:35.533 --> 00:44:37.865
(sensual music)

1116
00:44:41.148 --> 00:44:42.316
- There you are.

1117
00:44:42.316 --> 00:44:44.158
I've been looking all over for you.

1118
00:44:44.158 --> 00:44:46.020
- I've been right here.

1119
00:44:46.020 --> 00:44:47.374
- So I see.

1120
00:44:47.374 --> 00:44:48.387
I got your message,

1121
00:44:48.387 --> 00:44:49.220
what's up?

1122
00:44:50.813 --> 00:44:54.021
- So I've decided I'm gonna go.

1123
00:44:54.021 --> 00:44:55.085
- Oh Steve.

1124
00:44:55.085 --> 00:44:56.764
- Yeah, okay, well I'm
telling you right now.

1125
00:44:56.764 --> 00:44:58.275
I'm not going to like it,

1126
00:44:58.275 --> 00:44:59.884
but ii will do it for you.

1127
00:44:59.884 --> 00:45:01.114
- This is gonna be so great.

1128
00:45:01.114 --> 00:45:03.015
My friend, Sandy, she's going
with her boyfriend, Richard,

1129
00:45:03.015 --> 00:45:04.081
if we can totally double.

1130
00:45:04.081 --> 00:45:05.705
- No, no, no, no, no, no doubles,

1131
00:45:05.705 --> 00:45:08.209
no dinners, just me and you, okay,

1132
00:45:08.209 --> 00:45:09.901
and we're not staying long.

1133
00:45:09.901 --> 00:45:12.668
- All right, but we are going?

1134
00:45:12.668 --> 00:45:15.305
- Yes Cindy, we are going to homecoming.

1135
00:45:15.305 --> 00:45:17.013
(sensual music)

1136
00:45:17.013 --> 00:45:18.179
- This is gonna be so great.

1137
00:45:18.179 --> 00:45:20.260
- Yeah.
- I gotta get back downstairs.

1138
00:45:20.260 --> 00:45:21.093
- Okay.

1139
00:45:21.093 --> 00:45:23.676
(sensual music)

1140
00:45:24.713 --> 00:45:25.546
Fuck!

1141
00:45:28.835 --> 00:45:29.668
- It's tough.

1142
00:45:29.668 --> 00:45:32.610
I mean, I know there's a
place for me at the university

1143
00:45:32.610 --> 00:45:33.443
when I graduate,

1144
00:45:33.443 --> 00:45:34.669
but the pay is not very good.

1145
00:45:34.669 --> 00:45:36.272
And then if I accept a
position somewhere else,

1146
00:45:36.272 --> 00:45:38.194
that doesn't leave any room for Nigel.

1147
00:45:38.194 --> 00:45:39.877
He's tenure, so he can't just leave.

1148
00:45:39.877 --> 00:45:41.636
- I don't know about this Nigel guy,

1149
00:45:41.636 --> 00:45:43.638
he just seems like a real douche.

1150
00:45:43.638 --> 00:45:46.077
- (chuckles) Okay.

1151
00:45:46.077 --> 00:45:47.980
He's been a real asshole lately.

1152
00:45:47.980 --> 00:45:50.552
Some guys never grow up.
- I grew up.

1153
00:45:50.552 --> 00:45:52.512
- Sure you did.
- I did.

1154
00:45:52.512 --> 00:45:54.661
- Do you think Boba Fett
could take on the Terminator?

1155
00:45:54.661 --> 00:45:55.729
- Oh my God, in a heartbeat.

1156
00:45:55.729 --> 00:45:57.521
I mean Boba Fett's a bounty hunter.

1157
00:45:57.521 --> 00:46:00.425
Terminator would have
no idea what hit him.

1158
00:46:00.425 --> 00:46:02.060
- Real mature.
- Oh, okay.

1159
00:46:02.060 --> 00:46:03.693
- We've been talking
about me all night though,

1160
00:46:03.693 --> 00:46:04.873
what about you?

1161
00:46:04.873 --> 00:46:06.109
Are you seeing anyone?

1162
00:46:06.109 --> 00:46:07.857
- More like romantically?

1163
00:46:07.857 --> 00:46:09.947
- Yeah, anyone I'd know?

1164
00:46:09.947 --> 00:46:13.518
- Oh, no, I've been kind
of more taking a break

1165
00:46:13.518 --> 00:46:15.089
from the whole dating game.

1166
00:46:15.089 --> 00:46:18.217
I'm trying to like figure some things out.

1167
00:46:18.217 --> 00:46:20.702
- That's good for you.

1168
00:46:20.702 --> 00:46:23.023
How much time have you taken?

1169
00:46:23.023 --> 00:46:25.266
- Well, like five or six-

1170
00:46:25.266 --> 00:46:26.888
- Weeks?

1171
00:46:26.888 --> 00:46:27.721
- Years.

1172
00:46:28.854 --> 00:46:30.905
- John, that's more than
a little bit of time.

1173
00:46:30.905 --> 00:46:31.886
- I know.

1174
00:46:31.886 --> 00:46:34.298
- That's since we broke up.

1175
00:46:34.298 --> 00:46:37.673
Have you not dated
anyone since we broke up?

1176
00:46:37.673 --> 00:46:39.124
- I dated a little bit,

1177
00:46:39.124 --> 00:46:42.041
like right after, but I don't know.

1178
00:46:42.916 --> 00:46:44.042
Okay, oh, okay,

1179
00:46:44.042 --> 00:46:46.206
so I like walnuts.

1180
00:46:46.206 --> 00:46:50.094
I'm not really a Chex Mix kinda guy.

1181
00:46:50.094 --> 00:46:50.956
- What?

1182
00:46:50.956 --> 00:46:53.434
- Okay, so Steve, he likes Chex Mix.

1183
00:46:53.434 --> 00:46:55.037
He likes the variety.

1184
00:46:55.037 --> 00:46:57.195
He likes to really dig in there,

1185
00:46:57.195 --> 00:47:00.534
and shove as much shit into
his face as he possibly can

1186
00:47:00.534 --> 00:47:02.956
where I like walnuts.

1187
00:47:02.956 --> 00:47:07.257
I like to really take my
time to crack into the-

1188
00:47:07.257 --> 00:47:09.135
- This is a terrible analogy.
- It's not great.

1189
00:47:09.135 --> 00:47:10.302
It's not good.

1190
00:47:11.911 --> 00:47:14.638
I guess what I'm trying
to say is you ruined me

1191
00:47:14.638 --> 00:47:15.634
for other women.

1192
00:47:15.634 --> 00:47:17.811
- Oh, because I'm a nut.

1193
00:47:17.811 --> 00:47:18.797
- Oh, that was bad,

1194
00:47:18.797 --> 00:47:19.887
that was not good.

1195
00:47:19.887 --> 00:47:21.045
- We should probably get going.

1196
00:47:21.045 --> 00:47:23.048
- Yeah, where's this waiter been?

1197
00:47:23.048 --> 00:47:24.631
I don't know where.

1198
00:47:25.812 --> 00:47:28.620
- So what time did you
even get back last night?

1199
00:47:28.620 --> 00:47:32.703
- 9:30, and I got a good night kiss.

1200
00:47:35.187 --> 00:47:36.080
Okay, it was on the cheek,

1201
00:47:36.080 --> 00:47:37.894
but it was close to the lips,

1202
00:47:37.894 --> 00:47:38.727
and I paid for dinner,

1203
00:47:38.727 --> 00:47:41.157
so that's gotta mean something, right?

1204
00:47:41.157 --> 00:47:43.743
- It means you are out 50 bucks.

1205
00:47:43.743 --> 00:47:44.576
- Okay.

1206
00:47:44.576 --> 00:47:46.038
- Look, man, if you're not gonna be down

1207
00:47:46.038 --> 00:47:47.487
below fighting for scraps,

1208
00:47:47.487 --> 00:47:48.438
like the rest of us,

1209
00:47:48.438 --> 00:47:50.913
you need to swim your ass to the surface,

1210
00:47:50.913 --> 00:47:54.080
and tickle the little man in the boat.

1211
00:47:56.490 --> 00:47:58.184
Oh, I decided I'm going to homecoming.

1212
00:47:58.184 --> 00:47:59.017
- What?

1213
00:47:59.017 --> 00:47:59.850
No shit, dude.

1214
00:47:59.850 --> 00:48:01.382
You've gotta be fucking shitting me.

1215
00:48:01.382 --> 00:48:02.715
There is no way.

1216
00:48:03.569 --> 00:48:05.215
- I figured if she's
gonna put out, you know,

1217
00:48:05.215 --> 00:48:06.822
this'll be the night

1218
00:48:06.822 --> 00:48:08.833
- God, you are gonna
humiliate yourself in front

1219
00:48:08.833 --> 00:48:11.489
of an entire high school
just to get this girl in bed,

1220
00:48:11.489 --> 00:48:12.601
are you kidding?

1221
00:48:12.601 --> 00:48:14.812
Why don't you graduate
to real women, dude?

1222
00:48:14.812 --> 00:48:16.909
- 'Cause let me tell you
something about real women.

1223
00:48:16.909 --> 00:48:17.742
- Please.

1224
00:48:17.742 --> 00:48:19.355
- They don't date guys like us, all right?

1225
00:48:19.355 --> 00:48:20.535
We're on the level.

1226
00:48:20.535 --> 00:48:22.242
Okay, we don't hide our demands,

1227
00:48:22.242 --> 00:48:25.525
and we don't try to put on a show,

1228
00:48:26.375 --> 00:48:28.511
or they don't want what
we have to offer, okay.

1229
00:48:28.511 --> 00:48:29.915
They don't want love.

1230
00:48:29.915 --> 00:48:31.183
They're not looking for sex.

1231
00:48:31.183 --> 00:48:34.140
They're looking for a
lifestyle, all right?

1232
00:48:34.140 --> 00:48:35.554
"What kind of car does he drive?

1233
00:48:35.554 --> 00:48:36.492
Is he rich?"

1234
00:48:36.492 --> 00:48:37.702
It's fucking vicious.

1235
00:48:37.702 --> 00:48:38.666
(John laughs)

1236
00:48:38.666 --> 00:48:40.455
Every hot girl that we knew in high school

1237
00:48:40.455 --> 00:48:42.432
was always dating a college guy, right?

1238
00:48:42.432 --> 00:48:43.895
- Yeah.
- They shopped up,

1239
00:48:43.895 --> 00:48:46.472
that always left guys like
me and you stuck somewhere

1240
00:48:46.472 --> 00:48:48.701
in between the fat chicks and the freaks.

1241
00:48:48.701 --> 00:48:50.143
- Fat chicks, oh...

1242
00:48:50.143 --> 00:48:52.291
- Dating isn't something that's
meant to be enjoyed, man.

1243
00:48:52.291 --> 00:48:54.132
It's an emotional trash compactor

1244
00:48:54.132 --> 00:48:56.031
that's half filled with broken wills,

1245
00:48:56.031 --> 00:48:58.525
and it's topped off with rejection.

1246
00:48:58.525 --> 00:48:59.680
- Okay.

1247
00:48:59.680 --> 00:49:02.894
- But the game can be
played both ways, right?

1248
00:49:02.894 --> 00:49:04.445
I can shop down,

1249
00:49:04.445 --> 00:49:06.544
because I am the college guy now.

1250
00:49:06.544 --> 00:49:07.811
This is my time.

1251
00:49:07.811 --> 00:49:10.411
I get to take my pick.

1252
00:49:10.411 --> 00:49:12.746
These high school girls
who wouldn't piss on me,

1253
00:49:12.746 --> 00:49:14.834
if I was on fire?

1254
00:49:14.834 --> 00:49:17.629
Now I'm exactly what they're looking for,

1255
00:49:17.629 --> 00:49:19.969
and all of those guys who used to be us,

1256
00:49:19.969 --> 00:49:21.386
those loser guys,

1257
00:49:22.348 --> 00:49:23.181
they don't know it,

1258
00:49:23.181 --> 00:49:24.895
but I'm doing it for them, all right?

1259
00:49:24.895 --> 00:49:29.257
I fuck each and every one of
those girls for those guys

1260
00:49:29.257 --> 00:49:31.100
who couldn't get a date on a Friday night.

1261
00:49:31.100 --> 00:49:32.684
- Wow!
- And it feels good.

1262
00:49:32.684 --> 00:49:33.901
- Well, I'm sure.

1263
00:49:33.901 --> 00:49:35.793
And that's so very noble of you.

1264
00:49:35.793 --> 00:49:37.228
Oh, the King coming down from the castle

1265
00:49:37.228 --> 00:49:38.784
to feed the peasants.

1266
00:49:38.784 --> 00:49:39.861
You're basically a bottom feeder,

1267
00:49:39.861 --> 00:49:41.195
and you know it.

1268
00:49:41.195 --> 00:49:42.553
- I'm a what?
- Bottom feeder, you know,

1269
00:49:42.553 --> 00:49:45.465
you're just strolling along
the bottom of the ocean

1270
00:49:45.465 --> 00:49:47.683
just picking up whatever
garbage you wanna put

1271
00:49:47.683 --> 00:49:48.516
in your mouth,

1272
00:49:48.516 --> 00:49:52.587
just way too lazy to even
just go up and get real food.

1273
00:49:52.587 --> 00:49:54.945
- Okay, yeah, so I'm
eating off the bottom,

1274
00:49:54.945 --> 00:49:57.172
I admit it.

1275
00:49:57.172 --> 00:49:59.445
This is a system that's been
in place for generations.

1276
00:49:59.445 --> 00:50:00.666
The women invented it.

1277
00:50:00.666 --> 00:50:03.570
We just need to learn how to play along.

1278
00:50:03.570 --> 00:50:06.030
Nichole's professor,
what's his fucking name?

1279
00:50:06.030 --> 00:50:06.863
- Nigel.

1280
00:50:06.863 --> 00:50:07.809
- Yeah, Nigel.
- Yeah.

1281
00:50:07.809 --> 00:50:08.980
- Bottom feeder.

1282
00:50:08.980 --> 00:50:09.813
Extra slimy.

1283
00:50:09.813 --> 00:50:10.646
- Oh yeah.

1284
00:50:10.646 --> 00:50:12.780
And you need to be twice
the fish that he is,

1285
00:50:12.780 --> 00:50:14.410
if you wanna win her back,

1286
00:50:14.410 --> 00:50:16.205
that's a lot of work, man.

1287
00:50:16.205 --> 00:50:17.788
And say you put in all that work,

1288
00:50:17.788 --> 00:50:19.775
and you don't get anything,

1289
00:50:19.775 --> 00:50:23.075
or you swim along the bottom.
- Or?

1290
00:50:23.075 --> 00:50:25.866
- You get a girl is twice as hot,

1291
00:50:25.866 --> 00:50:27.625
and a little bit younger.

1292
00:50:27.625 --> 00:50:28.458
- You know what?

1293
00:50:28.458 --> 00:50:29.291
I'm willing to bet you

1294
00:50:29.291 --> 00:50:32.341
that I will be twice as
satisfied winning back Nichole

1295
00:50:32.341 --> 00:50:34.955
than you ever would be fucking this random

1296
00:50:34.955 --> 00:50:37.176
high school sweetheart of yours.

1297
00:50:37.176 --> 00:50:38.658
- If you win her back.

1298
00:50:38.658 --> 00:50:40.825
- Oh, I'll win her back, all right?

1299
00:50:40.825 --> 00:50:42.580
I just got to get rid
of this fiance of hers,

1300
00:50:42.580 --> 00:50:44.143
and I'm fucking golden.

1301
00:50:44.143 --> 00:50:46.643
- Yeah, well, okay, we'll see.

1302
00:50:48.163 --> 00:50:50.337
All right, you're ready?
- Mm-hmm.

1303
00:50:50.337 --> 00:50:53.559
- Okay, time to beat is
two minutes 47 seconds.

1304
00:50:53.559 --> 00:50:55.405
- Mm-hmm.
- All right.

1305
00:50:55.405 --> 00:50:56.886
All right, on your mark.
- Mm-hmm.

1306
00:50:56.886 --> 00:50:58.492
- Get set.
- Mm-hmm.

1307
00:50:58.492 --> 00:50:59.862
- Go.

1308
00:50:59.862 --> 00:51:03.159
(water splashes)

1309
00:51:03.159 --> 00:51:05.742
(upbeat music)

1310
00:51:11.667 --> 00:51:15.304
- Please take a look at the
outline for the midterm.

1311
00:51:15.304 --> 00:51:17.806
- Remember it represents
40% of your final grade,

1312
00:51:17.806 --> 00:51:19.825
so please, if you have any questions,

1313
00:51:19.825 --> 00:51:20.908
ask them now.

1314
00:51:27.850 --> 00:51:29.293
(John whistles)

1315
00:51:29.293 --> 00:51:30.126
- Goddamn!

1316
00:51:31.226 --> 00:51:33.136
- Come on, it won't be that bad

1317
00:51:33.136 --> 00:51:34.599
look at these questions.

1318
00:51:34.599 --> 00:51:35.966
- I don't know, Nichole.

1319
00:51:35.966 --> 00:51:39.100
I'm not good at taking tests.

1320
00:51:39.100 --> 00:51:42.071
- Maybe I can help you study.

1321
00:51:42.071 --> 00:51:43.654
- I like that idea.

1322
00:51:45.523 --> 00:51:48.523
(upbeat rock music)

1323
00:51:56.307 --> 00:51:57.882
- Hello, Nichole.

1324
00:51:57.882 --> 00:51:59.664
- Oh, you just missed John.

1325
00:51:59.664 --> 00:52:00.497
He went to class.

1326
00:52:00.497 --> 00:52:02.083
- Yeah, no, I know.

1327
00:52:02.083 --> 00:52:06.181
I was kinda hoping I could
talk to you actually.

1328
00:52:06.181 --> 00:52:09.258
Look, John is, he's a good guy.

1329
00:52:09.258 --> 00:52:10.521
You know that,

1330
00:52:10.521 --> 00:52:15.520
but we both know that he's sensitive.

1331
00:52:16.738 --> 00:52:18.350
- Yeah, I know.

1332
00:52:18.350 --> 00:52:21.523
- So like the last time
that you two were together,

1333
00:52:21.523 --> 00:52:23.690
and then you broke it off,

1334
00:52:25.495 --> 00:52:27.737
things got kinda bad,

1335
00:52:27.737 --> 00:52:29.696
like really bad.

1336
00:52:29.696 --> 00:52:30.529
- Oh, come on.

1337
00:52:30.529 --> 00:52:31.372
- No, I'm talking,

1338
00:52:31.372 --> 00:52:33.302
he was catatonic, okay.

1339
00:52:33.302 --> 00:52:36.197
It took a lot of serious
vitamins to turn that boy around.

1340
00:52:36.197 --> 00:52:37.030
- What's your point?

1341
00:52:37.030 --> 00:52:41.735
- My point is I know you,
you're evil, all right?

1342
00:52:41.735 --> 00:52:44.741
I know exactly what's
gonna happen this time.

1343
00:52:44.741 --> 00:52:47.530
All I'm asking is that you
give me some sort of heads up

1344
00:52:47.530 --> 00:52:49.137
before you fuck him over again, okay?

1345
00:52:49.137 --> 00:52:50.612
- Fuck you, Steve.

1346
00:52:50.612 --> 00:52:52.743
- If you wanna fuck me, that's fine.

1347
00:52:52.743 --> 00:52:55.888
Just like give me a heads
up before you do it, okay?

1348
00:52:55.888 --> 00:52:57.404
Thank you.

1349
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:04.989
- All right, for society to grow,

1350
00:53:05.885 --> 00:53:10.885
there have to be rules that
everyone is in agreements with.

1351
00:53:11.071 --> 00:53:15.630
Now these are the laws
that keep society going-

1352
00:53:15.630 --> 00:53:16.463
(door shuts)

1353
00:53:20.982 --> 00:53:24.899
but also there's the
common sense things, like-

1354
00:53:27.518 --> 00:53:29.760
right now, it's also
the common sense things

1355
00:53:29.760 --> 00:53:31.889
people forget, like they'll
give someone a stick

1356
00:53:31.889 --> 00:53:33.255
to whoop you in the head with.

1357
00:53:33.255 --> 00:53:34.413
- Where the fuck were you?

1358
00:53:34.413 --> 00:53:37.511
- Dude them falling behind
with all the homecoming crap.

1359
00:53:37.511 --> 00:53:41.374
I gotta get a suit,
tickets, condoms, whatever.

1360
00:53:41.374 --> 00:53:43.313
I gotta get my paycheck after this class.

1361
00:53:43.313 --> 00:53:45.102
- At least, you know, you're
actually gonna get laid.

1362
00:53:45.102 --> 00:53:47.396
Nichole's coming over later to study

1363
00:53:47.396 --> 00:53:48.782
whatever the fuck that means.

1364
00:53:48.782 --> 00:53:50.820
- It means you're gonna be a
wreck for the rest of the day.

1365
00:53:50.820 --> 00:53:53.670
- Boys, y'all hear me?

1366
00:53:55.396 --> 00:53:56.729
- Seven.
- Seven.

1367
00:53:57.689 --> 00:54:01.451
- Good, I thought you
wasn't paying attention.

1368
00:54:01.451 --> 00:54:05.271
So that comes all the way down
then to why people go there,

1369
00:54:05.271 --> 00:54:07.012
and why they end up having to wear them

1370
00:54:07.012 --> 00:54:08.845
before they go inside.

1371
00:54:11.287 --> 00:54:14.204
(video game music)

1372
00:54:16.121 --> 00:54:17.910
- No, no, no, boys come on, out.

1373
00:54:17.910 --> 00:54:20.377
So I got Nichole coming
over at three to study.

1374
00:54:20.377 --> 00:54:21.729
- Hold on, we just need 15 minutes.

1375
00:54:21.729 --> 00:54:22.562
- Out!

1376
00:54:22.562 --> 00:54:24.147
- We're about to flip the score.

1377
00:54:24.147 --> 00:54:25.296
- Now!

1378
00:54:25.296 --> 00:54:28.128
- But John-
- Look, do it tomorrow, Frank.

1379
00:54:28.128 --> 00:54:29.320
Come on, out boys.

1380
00:54:29.320 --> 00:54:30.347
Come on, let's move.

1381
00:54:30.347 --> 00:54:31.559
Let's move, quickly, let's go.

1382
00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:33.476
- We're going.
- You guys move so slow.

1383
00:54:33.476 --> 00:54:34.897
Let's go, come on.

1384
00:54:34.897 --> 00:54:36.064
- All right, look at that, see here we go.

1385
00:54:36.064 --> 00:54:38.341
I'm moving along.
- Move, let's hustle.

1386
00:54:38.341 --> 00:54:40.977
Let's get out of my house.

1387
00:54:40.977 --> 00:54:42.913
- It's our house too.
- It's not.

1388
00:54:42.913 --> 00:54:44.504
No, it's not.

1389
00:54:44.504 --> 00:54:47.723
♪ Together we could be forever ♪

1390
00:54:47.723 --> 00:54:50.892
♪ Forever we could be together ♪

1391
00:54:50.892 --> 00:54:54.176
♪ Together we could be forever ♪

1392
00:54:54.176 --> 00:54:57.385
♪ Forever we could be together ♪

1393
00:54:57.385 --> 00:55:00.675
♪ Together we could be forever ♪

1394
00:55:00.675 --> 00:55:03.900
♪ Forever we could be together ♪

1395
00:55:03.900 --> 00:55:06.183
♪ Together we could be forever ♪

1396
00:55:06.183 --> 00:55:11.183
♪ You know you've got
to change your mind ♪

1397
00:55:12.525 --> 00:55:17.525
♪ Sometimes I don't
think we have the time ♪

1398
00:55:18.599 --> 00:55:23.420
♪ Forever. Forever we could be together ♪

1399
00:55:23.420 --> 00:55:26.582
♪ Together we could be forever ♪

1400
00:55:26.582 --> 00:55:29.832
♪ Forever we could be together ♪

1401
00:55:29.832 --> 00:55:31.924
♪ Together we could be forever ♪

1402
00:55:31.924 --> 00:55:36.924
♪ Don't talk, don't move,
we've got to rhyme ♪

1403
00:55:38.485 --> 00:55:43.485
♪ You say we haven't got the time ♪

1404
00:55:44.512 --> 00:55:49.280
♪ Together, forever we could be together ♪

1405
00:55:49.280 --> 00:55:52.625
♪ Together we could be forever ♪

1406
00:55:52.625 --> 00:55:56.356
♪ Forever we could be together ♪

1407
00:55:56.356 --> 00:55:58.356
- Hey guys, John inside?

1408
00:55:59.735 --> 00:56:00.588
- Yeah.

1409
00:56:00.588 --> 00:56:03.171
(upbeat music)

1410
00:56:12.050 --> 00:56:12.883
- So...

1411
00:56:14.568 --> 00:56:16.215
how's Nigel?

1412
00:56:16.215 --> 00:56:17.772
- He's being a prick.

1413
00:56:17.772 --> 00:56:19.958
We got in this huge fight.

1414
00:56:19.958 --> 00:56:21.639
All he ever does this lie to me.

1415
00:56:21.639 --> 00:56:23.222
- That's not right.

1416
00:56:24.294 --> 00:56:26.240
- John, you know you
don't have to get me drunk

1417
00:56:26.240 --> 00:56:27.657
to sleep with me.

1418
00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:31.710
- Ah, but I bought all this beer.

1419
00:56:36.494 --> 00:56:37.653
- How long do you give him?

1420
00:56:37.653 --> 00:56:39.322
- 10 minutes.

1421
00:56:39.322 --> 00:56:40.980
- Ouch, that's cold.

1422
00:56:40.980 --> 00:56:42.292
No faith in him?

1423
00:56:42.292 --> 00:56:44.281
He's a magnificent stallion.

1424
00:56:44.281 --> 00:56:46.047
- How long has it been?

1425
00:56:46.047 --> 00:56:46.880
Six years?

1426
00:56:47.717 --> 00:56:52.704
10 minutes at the top end unless
they're actually studying.

1427
00:56:52.704 --> 00:56:55.454
(both chuckling)

1428
00:56:59.035 --> 00:57:02.028
- Wait Nichole, does this
mean we're back together?

1429
00:57:02.028 --> 00:57:04.196
- Why does this have to mean anything?

1430
00:57:04.196 --> 00:57:07.118
Can't we just fuck for old time's sake.

1431
00:57:07.118 --> 00:57:11.519
- No, I don't want just
some throwaway fuck.

1432
00:57:11.519 --> 00:57:12.691
I want you.

1433
00:57:12.691 --> 00:57:15.699
- Oh God, we can't just
get back together, John.

1434
00:57:15.699 --> 00:57:17.631
It's been six years.

1435
00:57:17.631 --> 00:57:19.717
We're different people.

1436
00:57:19.717 --> 00:57:23.217
I'm just really pissed at Nigel right now.

1437
00:57:24.470 --> 00:57:26.590
It's revenge sex.

1438
00:57:26.590 --> 00:57:28.161
Can you handle that?

1439
00:57:28.161 --> 00:57:31.605
- No, I don't think I can.
I have feelings here.

1440
00:57:31.605 --> 00:57:34.230
- Oh God, it's not about feelings,

1441
00:57:34.230 --> 00:57:36.978
and it's not about a relationship.

1442
00:57:36.978 --> 00:57:39.311
We had some good times sure,

1443
00:57:40.166 --> 00:57:42.217
but I've changed.

1444
00:57:42.217 --> 00:57:43.744
Maybe you haven't.

1445
00:57:43.744 --> 00:57:45.192
- I...I have.

1446
00:57:45.192 --> 00:57:47.297
- That's it, isn't it?

1447
00:57:47.297 --> 00:57:49.854
God, six years later and
still the same old John.

1448
00:57:49.854 --> 00:57:50.961
- No.

1449
00:57:50.961 --> 00:57:52.473
- You know, I bet you're
still duct taping yourself

1450
00:57:52.473 --> 00:57:54.400
to lawn chairs and jumping in the lake.

1451
00:57:54.400 --> 00:57:56.896
- Okay, my best time's
almost a world record.

1452
00:57:56.896 --> 00:57:59.370
- You know, I almost love you, John,

1453
00:57:59.370 --> 00:58:01.396
but if you could just
act like more of a man.

1454
00:58:01.396 --> 00:58:02.229
- I am.

1455
00:58:02.229 --> 00:58:03.158
- Hell, you hang out with your friends,

1456
00:58:03.158 --> 00:58:04.709
and live in your parents' basement.

1457
00:58:04.709 --> 00:58:08.361
Hell, you're still going to
a two year community college.

1458
00:58:08.361 --> 00:58:09.865
You don't take your life seriously,

1459
00:58:09.865 --> 00:58:10.698
but you expect me

1460
00:58:10.698 --> 00:58:13.558
to think you can take a
relationship seriously?

1461
00:58:13.558 --> 00:58:14.839
- Look, I've changed, okay?

1462
00:58:14.839 --> 00:58:16.060
You may not be able to see it
- Bullshit!

1463
00:58:16.060 --> 00:58:18.146
- but I have.
- Okay, take the chem class.

1464
00:58:18.146 --> 00:58:21.302
It is so obvious that you're
just there to be around me.

1465
00:58:21.302 --> 00:58:22.724
That is a real class,

1466
00:58:22.724 --> 00:58:25.252
and you haven't listened to
a word the professor said.

1467
00:58:25.252 --> 00:58:26.476
You don't care what you get on the exam.

1468
00:58:26.476 --> 00:58:29.691
You just invited me here to sleep with me,

1469
00:58:29.691 --> 00:58:33.215
and I came here because I wanted to too,

1470
00:58:33.215 --> 00:58:35.964
but now you're talking
about a relationship.

1471
00:58:35.964 --> 00:58:38.454
You don't know the responsibility it takes

1472
00:58:38.454 --> 00:58:40.835
to make a relationship work.

1473
00:58:40.835 --> 00:58:43.709
- Oh I...I...I...I might-

1474
00:58:43.709 --> 00:58:45.118
- You know what?

1475
00:58:45.118 --> 00:58:47.085
I'll tell you what,

1476
00:58:47.085 --> 00:58:49.462
you wanna prove to me that
you know what it takes

1477
00:58:49.462 --> 00:58:53.629
to build a real relationship,
you ace that midterm.

1478
00:58:54.668 --> 00:58:55.501
- What?

1479
00:58:55.501 --> 00:58:57.180
- You get an A on that test,

1480
00:58:57.180 --> 00:59:00.313
and it'll show me that
you know what it takes.

1481
00:59:00.313 --> 00:59:01.655
You don't get an A,

1482
00:59:01.655 --> 00:59:02.488
it's all over.

1483
00:59:02.488 --> 00:59:04.388
- Look, Nichole, that's
fucking ridiculous.

1484
00:59:04.388 --> 00:59:05.465
- No buts.

1485
00:59:05.465 --> 00:59:06.757
I know it's crazy,

1486
00:59:06.757 --> 00:59:10.272
but I'm gonna give you your shot.

1487
00:59:10.272 --> 00:59:11.522
I owe you that.

1488
00:59:13.424 --> 00:59:15.354
You've got a week and a half

1489
00:59:15.354 --> 00:59:18.820
better take the plastic
off those text books.

1490
00:59:18.820 --> 00:59:23.550
- But they're (stammers).

1491
00:59:23.550 --> 00:59:25.010
- Oh, my God.

1492
00:59:25.010 --> 00:59:27.427
(door opens)

1493
00:59:29.165 --> 00:59:30.332
- Bye, Nichole.

1494
00:59:30.332 --> 00:59:31.460
- Bye Nichole.

1495
00:59:31.460 --> 00:59:34.043
(upbeat music)

1496
00:59:37.719 --> 00:59:39.049
- Dibs on controller one.

1497
00:59:39.049 --> 00:59:41.632
(upbeat music)

1498
01:00:12.088 --> 01:00:13.338
Oh yeah, shit!

1499
01:00:34.816 --> 01:00:36.514
- (laughs) Cool Ranch!

1500
01:00:36.514 --> 01:00:38.769
- Right, I figured you do
deserve to see me in something

1501
01:00:38.769 --> 01:00:40.393
that isn't a t-shirt.

1502
01:00:40.393 --> 01:00:41.672
- Hell, I've seen you naked.

1503
01:00:41.672 --> 01:00:45.616
- Hey, I thought we agreed
to never talk about that.

1504
01:00:45.616 --> 01:00:47.202
- What's going on with the tie.

1505
01:00:47.202 --> 01:00:48.384
- Might wanna work on as a clip on,

1506
01:00:48.384 --> 01:00:50.215
so I don't know how to do it.

1507
01:00:50.215 --> 01:00:52.632
- Oh my God, come here, dude.

1508
01:00:57.673 --> 01:00:58.953
- What's this?

1509
01:00:58.953 --> 01:01:01.660
- If I don't pass my chemistry midterm,

1510
01:01:01.660 --> 01:01:03.663
I lose Nichole forever.

1511
01:01:03.663 --> 01:01:04.818
- So?

1512
01:01:04.818 --> 01:01:06.318
- So I'm studying.

1513
01:01:07.375 --> 01:01:09.083
- Aren't you on the air in an hour.

1514
01:01:09.083 --> 01:01:10.866
- Yeah, but I'm just
gonna look at my notes

1515
01:01:10.866 --> 01:01:11.848
in between the songs

1516
01:01:11.848 --> 01:01:14.718
and then it's back to the wall,

1517
01:01:14.718 --> 01:01:16.718
no sleep for me tonight.

1518
01:01:18.142 --> 01:01:18.975
By the looks of it,

1519
01:01:18.975 --> 01:01:20.511
and you won't be getting very much either.

1520
01:01:20.511 --> 01:01:21.611
- Shit, I better not.

1521
01:01:21.611 --> 01:01:24.002
This stuff was expensive.

1522
01:01:24.002 --> 01:01:25.270
- All right, well, I thought I had.

1523
01:01:25.270 --> 01:01:26.804
- I'll Google it.

1524
01:01:26.804 --> 01:01:28.650
- You got condoms though, right?

1525
01:01:28.650 --> 01:01:31.040
- Buddy, I am a Trojan shareholder.

1526
01:01:31.040 --> 01:01:32.014
- Atta boy!

1527
01:01:32.014 --> 01:01:34.651
Well, remember if you get
caught behind enemy lines

1528
01:01:34.651 --> 01:01:37.581
we will disavow any
knowledge of your existence.

1529
01:01:37.581 --> 01:01:40.031
- For queen and country, sir.

1530
01:01:40.031 --> 01:01:41.063
- Godspeed.

1531
01:01:41.063 --> 01:01:43.980
(orchestral music)

1532
01:01:47.428 --> 01:01:49.033
- Oh and John?

1533
01:01:49.033 --> 01:01:54.033
You do realize those pages
are double-sided, correct?

1534
01:01:54.100 --> 01:01:55.043
Good luck.

1535
01:01:55.043 --> 01:01:55.876
- Fuck!

1536
01:02:00.846 --> 01:02:02.796
♪ They call me the Juggler ♪

1537
01:02:02.796 --> 01:02:04.811
♪ 'cause I always have three lovers ♪

1538
01:02:04.811 --> 01:02:08.544
♪ And I burn through Trojan
rubbers like the road ♪

1539
01:02:08.544 --> 01:02:10.510
♪ And when I'm not between the sheets ♪

1540
01:02:10.510 --> 01:02:12.819
♪ I'm busy just staying undercover ♪

1541
01:02:12.819 --> 01:02:17.448
♪ And it is sweet being the Juggler ♪

1542
01:02:17.448 --> 01:02:19.178
♪ Hey. ♪

1543
01:02:19.178 --> 01:02:21.345
- So you're Cindy's uncle?

1544
01:02:24.464 --> 01:02:25.297
- Uh-huh.

1545
01:02:31.153 --> 01:02:34.236
- What do you do you do for a living?

1546
01:02:36.712 --> 01:02:38.129
- I make bullets.

1547
01:02:39.634 --> 01:02:40.659
- Cool.

1548
01:02:40.659 --> 01:02:42.989
You like sell them to Mega Mart or?

1549
01:02:42.989 --> 01:02:45.351
(Shelly laughs)

1550
01:02:45.351 --> 01:02:47.143
- Zeke, Zeke, don't scare the boy,

1551
01:02:47.143 --> 01:02:48.857
don't scare the boy.

1552
01:02:48.857 --> 01:02:51.491
Honey, Zeke here is a big Teddy bear,

1553
01:02:51.491 --> 01:02:52.590
and you don't have to be scared,

1554
01:02:52.590 --> 01:02:53.714
aint that right, Zeke?

1555
01:02:53.714 --> 01:02:56.214
(Zeke growls)

1556
01:02:57.569 --> 01:02:59.692
- Well, that must be Cindy
now coming down the stairs?

1557
01:02:59.692 --> 01:03:00.859
- Please God.

1558
01:03:03.550 --> 01:03:05.468
- Oh my God, look at my baby.

1559
01:03:05.468 --> 01:03:06.301
- [Zeke] Whoo!

1560
01:03:06.301 --> 01:03:07.661
- My beautiful girl.

1561
01:03:07.661 --> 01:03:08.805
Looks good enough to eat.

1562
01:03:08.805 --> 01:03:10.721
She gets that from her Aunt.

1563
01:03:10.721 --> 01:03:13.572
- Come here, girl, let me look at you.

1564
01:03:13.572 --> 01:03:15.250
Come on, spin around.

1565
01:03:15.250 --> 01:03:16.802
Goddamn!

1566
01:03:16.802 --> 01:03:17.635
Woo!

1567
01:03:17.635 --> 01:03:19.816
Now you got my card in case you need

1568
01:03:19.816 --> 01:03:20.835
to get in touch with me.

1569
01:03:20.835 --> 01:03:23.252
- Yeah, yes, sir, right here.

1570
01:03:25.772 --> 01:03:27.748
(foot stomps)

1571
01:03:27.748 --> 01:03:28.831
- Uncle Zeke.

1572
01:03:31.802 --> 01:03:32.635
- Come on.

1573
01:03:34.311 --> 01:03:36.025
- All right, be good have fun.

1574
01:03:36.025 --> 01:03:36.858
- Okay.

1575
01:03:40.017 --> 01:03:41.829
- You take care of our
Cindy here, you hear?

1576
01:03:41.829 --> 01:03:43.101
- Oh yes, yes, sir.

1577
01:03:43.101 --> 01:03:44.455
- Not too good.

1578
01:03:44.455 --> 01:03:46.350
You gotta leave me some.

1579
01:03:46.350 --> 01:03:47.933
- Okay.
- All right.

1580
01:03:48.781 --> 01:03:49.614
- All right.

1581
01:03:49.614 --> 01:03:51.281
- I'll walk you out.

1582
01:03:54.112 --> 01:03:55.385
- All this butt grabbing
got me feeling kind

1583
01:03:55.385 --> 01:03:56.802
of a certain way.

1584
01:03:57.870 --> 01:04:01.120
Damn, them girls look like their grandma.

1585
01:04:03.929 --> 01:04:05.080
- Bye, bye, love birds.

1586
01:04:05.080 --> 01:04:07.671
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

1587
01:04:07.671 --> 01:04:10.553
- Jesus, I thought we'd
never get out of there.

1588
01:04:10.553 --> 01:04:12.775
- Yeah, sorry about that.

1589
01:04:12.775 --> 01:04:16.024
He wasn't supposed to be here today.

1590
01:04:16.024 --> 01:04:18.157
- You really think they believed
that I'm in high school?

1591
01:04:18.157 --> 01:04:19.303
I mean.

1592
01:04:19.303 --> 01:04:21.490
- I told them you were a junior.

1593
01:04:21.490 --> 01:04:23.506
- Really?
- Yeah.

1594
01:04:23.506 --> 01:04:25.007
Besides I told him you have a curfew,

1595
01:04:25.007 --> 01:04:27.943
and I'll be staying with some
friends after homecoming.

1596
01:04:27.943 --> 01:04:29.193
- What friends?

1597
01:04:32.595 --> 01:04:34.595
- The ones at the hotel.

1598
01:04:54.591 --> 01:04:57.486
- You do look really great by the way.

1599
01:04:57.486 --> 01:04:58.319
- I know.

1600
01:04:59.259 --> 01:05:02.092
(car engine revs)

1601
01:05:07.866 --> 01:05:10.449
(upbeat music)

1602
01:05:12.147 --> 01:05:14.152
- Hey man, I really
think we should upgrade

1603
01:05:14.152 --> 01:05:17.150
our video game system to
something that's not 50 years old.

1604
01:05:17.150 --> 01:05:18.935
- I mean, we'll upgrade
our video game system

1605
01:05:18.935 --> 01:05:21.789
when John upgrades his video game system.

1606
01:05:21.789 --> 01:05:22.655
- That's fair.

1607
01:05:22.655 --> 01:05:23.572
Yeah, yeah.

1608
01:05:24.507 --> 01:05:26.268
- I'm just gonna rack up these Ws,

1609
01:05:26.268 --> 01:05:27.728
'cause you haven't won in like ages,

1610
01:05:27.728 --> 01:05:28.881
like I'm really,

1611
01:05:28.881 --> 01:05:30.741
I'd rather play the
computer at this point.

1612
01:05:30.741 --> 01:05:31.860
- This is why I hate playing

1613
01:05:31.860 --> 01:05:33.294
when you're wearing the victory shawl.

1614
01:05:33.294 --> 01:05:35.511
Let me just, I mean, you only Victors get

1615
01:05:35.511 --> 01:05:38.261
to wear the victory shawl loser.

1616
01:05:39.324 --> 01:05:40.318
- You're a loser.

1617
01:05:40.318 --> 01:05:41.641
- Your mom's a loser.

1618
01:05:41.641 --> 01:05:43.241
(upbeat music)

1619
01:05:43.241 --> 01:05:44.491
- Okay, thanks.

1620
01:05:46.807 --> 01:05:51.807
- Señor Dillard?
Esteban? Estás tú?

1621
01:05:54.044 --> 01:05:56.629
Don't you think you're a little old

1622
01:05:56.629 --> 01:05:59.495
to be attending homecoming,

1623
01:05:59.495 --> 01:06:02.016
like maybe it's kinda
inappropriate for you

1624
01:06:02.016 --> 01:06:03.349
to even be here.

1625
01:06:05.452 --> 01:06:08.669
- Well, it's no more inappropriate
than the flask you keep

1626
01:06:08.669 --> 01:06:09.752
in your desk.

1627
01:06:10.688 --> 01:06:12.860
- Go have a good time, okay?

1628
01:06:12.860 --> 01:06:14.054
Yeah. (laughs)

1629
01:06:14.054 --> 01:06:14.887
Gracias.

1630
01:06:16.504 --> 01:06:18.333
- Yep, this is homecoming.

1631
01:06:18.333 --> 01:06:20.083
- I'll be right back.

1632
01:06:21.335 --> 01:06:23.918
(upbeat music)

1633
01:06:26.885 --> 01:06:27.789
- You know her?

1634
01:06:27.789 --> 01:06:29.066
- Yeah Cindy Pressman.

1635
01:06:29.066 --> 01:06:30.126
She's in my class.

1636
01:06:30.126 --> 01:06:31.075
- Yeah.

1637
01:06:31.075 --> 01:06:32.576
You want her don't you?

1638
01:06:32.576 --> 01:06:34.119
- Oh yeah, she's all right.

1639
01:06:34.119 --> 01:06:36.192
Yeah, well, it is never gonna happen,

1640
01:06:36.192 --> 01:06:39.848
so come on, don't worry, man.

1641
01:06:39.848 --> 01:06:40.874
You know what?

1642
01:06:40.874 --> 01:06:43.483
You keep your eye on those
junior high girls, alright?

1643
01:06:43.483 --> 01:06:46.066
(upbeat music)

1644
01:06:47.009 --> 01:06:49.754
♪ Heads up I don't know what is brewing ♪

1645
01:06:49.754 --> 01:06:52.432
♪ Look out, you're gonna
have to get out my way ♪

1646
01:06:52.432 --> 01:06:53.517
♪ I won't stop ♪

1647
01:06:53.517 --> 01:06:54.993
♪ I'm doing what I'm doing ♪

1648
01:06:54.993 --> 01:06:56.193
♪ I'm trying to be a hero ♪

1649
01:06:56.193 --> 01:06:59.332
♪ And it's time for me
to go save the day ♪

1650
01:06:59.332 --> 01:07:02.249
- Shit, I gotta start taking notes.

1651
01:07:05.611 --> 01:07:08.111
Oh shit, 101.2, the bartender.

1652
01:07:09.317 --> 01:07:12.900
That was Adam Infantino
with "Finding His Way."

1653
01:07:12.900 --> 01:07:17.900
Sorry about all that dead
air I was well, whatever.

1654
01:07:17.932 --> 01:07:20.765
Up next to we got some Pus
Buckets, some Shelly Wilkes,

1655
01:07:20.765 --> 01:07:22.906
and then Scrod for you,

1656
01:07:22.906 --> 01:07:25.075
so make sure to stick around,

1657
01:07:25.075 --> 01:07:26.826
but first caller to call in,

1658
01:07:26.826 --> 01:07:28.585
and tell me how to
separate heavy molecules

1659
01:07:28.585 --> 01:07:31.215
from a phosphorus compound
at room temperature

1660
01:07:31.215 --> 01:07:34.373
gets two tickets to
Patrick Jaouen on the 17th,

1661
01:07:34.373 --> 01:07:36.948
so 101.2.

1662
01:07:38.514 --> 01:07:43.514
- [Man] 101.2, Rochester's,
original (beep) station.

1663
01:07:43.724 --> 01:07:44.557
- God!

1664
01:07:46.096 --> 01:07:48.679
(mellow music)

1665
01:07:53.026 --> 01:07:54.976
- Well, I'm gonna go freshen up.

1666
01:07:54.976 --> 01:07:58.143
(mellow upbeat music)

1667
01:08:01.380 --> 01:08:04.130
- Well bed, it's just me and you.

1668
01:08:05.983 --> 01:08:07.971
You don't let me down,

1669
01:08:07.971 --> 01:08:11.155
maybe I'll wipe you off after.

1670
01:08:11.155 --> 01:08:12.383
Deal?

1671
01:08:12.383 --> 01:08:14.966
(mellow music)

1672
01:08:32.623 --> 01:08:35.285
- So what do you think?

1673
01:08:35.285 --> 01:08:37.302
- Lamb of God.

1674
01:08:45.108 --> 01:08:46.012
- Be gentle.

1675
01:08:46.012 --> 01:08:49.429
(mellow music continues)

1676
01:09:00.326 --> 01:09:02.909
(upbeat music)

1677
01:10:05.072 --> 01:10:07.074
- How was your test asshole?

1678
01:10:07.074 --> 01:10:08.506
- Don't ask.

1679
01:10:08.506 --> 01:10:10.006
How was the dance?

1680
01:10:12.186 --> 01:10:13.709
- Not so great.

1681
01:10:13.709 --> 01:10:14.690
- Don't tell me it didn't happen.

1682
01:10:14.690 --> 01:10:16.265
- No, it happened.

1683
01:10:16.265 --> 01:10:17.515
It's just that...

1684
01:10:20.139 --> 01:10:21.972
- It's just that what?

1685
01:10:23.216 --> 01:10:24.784
- All right, well, I
didn't wanna fuck around

1686
01:10:24.784 --> 01:10:25.853
and cum too fast,

1687
01:10:25.853 --> 01:10:30.473
so I snuck off and jerked off
in the bathroom three times

1688
01:10:30.473 --> 01:10:31.306
during the dance.

1689
01:10:31.306 --> 01:10:32.252
- (laughs) You did not.

1690
01:10:32.252 --> 01:10:33.839
- Yeah, yeah, I did.

1691
01:10:33.839 --> 01:10:36.698
- And then when it came
time to assemble the troops,

1692
01:10:36.698 --> 01:10:38.487
we were out of ammo.

1693
01:10:38.487 --> 01:10:39.779
- So what did you do?

1694
01:10:39.779 --> 01:10:41.028
- I did what any good soldier would do,

1695
01:10:41.028 --> 01:10:42.578
I faked it.

1696
01:10:42.578 --> 01:10:43.738
- You faked it.

1697
01:10:43.738 --> 01:10:45.730
- Eight times.
- Only eight?

1698
01:10:45.730 --> 01:10:47.410
- I ran out of condoms.

1699
01:10:47.410 --> 01:10:49.835
- So what, dude, you were faking it.

1700
01:10:49.835 --> 01:10:52.805
- Yeah, but I didn't
wanna spoil the illusion.

1701
01:10:52.805 --> 01:10:55.882
- Well dude, Bravo, Mr. Copperfield.

1702
01:10:55.882 --> 01:10:56.754
- It's inhuman, man,

1703
01:10:56.754 --> 01:10:59.638
I can't live up to this chick's standards.

1704
01:10:59.638 --> 01:11:01.629
I mean, if I have to repeat
a performance like that,

1705
01:11:01.629 --> 01:11:05.629
I'm gonna blow my colon out or worse.

1706
01:11:07.048 --> 01:11:08.610
- So you're coming to class today or what?

1707
01:11:08.610 --> 01:11:12.158
- Hell no, those chairs would kill me.

1708
01:11:12.158 --> 01:11:12.991
No.

1709
01:11:15.900 --> 01:11:18.999
When do you figure out about your test?

1710
01:11:18.999 --> 01:11:20.816
- Next week.

1711
01:11:20.816 --> 01:11:22.335
- I don't know if I made it though, man.

1712
01:11:22.335 --> 01:11:24.606
- No, I'm sure you did.

1713
01:11:24.606 --> 01:11:27.383
You and that science shit
are like this, you know?

1714
01:11:27.383 --> 01:11:29.414
- I guess, yeah.

1715
01:11:29.414 --> 01:11:31.612
- Oh, oh, are you okay?

1716
01:11:31.612 --> 01:11:33.279
Come on.
- Oh my God.

1717
01:11:35.044 --> 01:11:36.687
- [Steve Is it possible for your own sperm

1718
01:11:36.687 --> 01:11:38.200
to kick you in the nuts?

1719
01:11:38.200 --> 01:11:41.160
I didn't think that was.

1720
01:11:41.160 --> 01:11:43.013
- Dude, no friendly fire.

1721
01:11:43.013 --> 01:11:44.232
- Well, maybe don't get in my way.

1722
01:11:44.232 --> 01:11:45.065
- You shot me.

1723
01:11:45.065 --> 01:11:46.234
You fucking shot me.

1724
01:11:46.234 --> 01:11:47.327
- Yeah, I'm about to do it again.

1725
01:11:47.327 --> 01:11:49.324
- You miss more shots than
a fucking Stormtrooper,

1726
01:11:49.324 --> 01:11:50.776
and you fucking shot me?

1727
01:11:50.776 --> 01:11:53.559
- Yeah, yeah, I did.
- Bullshit!

1728
01:11:53.559 --> 01:11:54.418
- You're bullshit.

1729
01:11:54.418 --> 01:11:55.809
- Get wrecked.

1730
01:11:55.809 --> 01:11:56.642
- Fine.

1731
01:11:56.642 --> 01:11:57.697
(Bob laughs)

1732
01:11:57.697 --> 01:11:59.457
- I love you, man.
- I love you too.

1733
01:11:59.457 --> 01:12:02.124
(both laughing)

1734
01:12:04.438 --> 01:12:05.848
- Hold on, hold on.

1735
01:12:05.848 --> 01:12:07.214
What if somebody comes?

1736
01:12:07.214 --> 01:12:08.547
- Somebody will.

1737
01:12:17.388 --> 01:12:19.055
- It's for the best.

1738
01:12:23.595 --> 01:12:25.371
- What do you want?

1739
01:12:25.371 --> 01:12:26.954
- I'm just leaving.

1740
01:12:30.774 --> 01:12:33.268
- I can't accept your exam sheet.

1741
01:12:33.268 --> 01:12:34.101
- But why?

1742
01:12:35.488 --> 01:12:37.016
- Because you were still
filling in the bubbles

1743
01:12:37.016 --> 01:12:39.137
after I told everybody to
put their pencils down,

1744
01:12:39.137 --> 01:12:40.648
I can't accept it.

1745
01:12:40.648 --> 01:12:42.189
- I busted my ass to finish.

1746
01:12:42.189 --> 01:12:43.622
All I was doing was filling out my name

1747
01:12:43.622 --> 01:12:44.601
on the other side of the sheet.

1748
01:12:44.601 --> 01:12:46.039
- Yeah, well, there are rules.

1749
01:12:46.039 --> 01:12:46.872
I'm sorry.

1750
01:12:49.200 --> 01:12:50.668
- Do you know who I am?

1751
01:12:50.668 --> 01:12:52.137
- No.

1752
01:12:52.137 --> 01:12:52.970
- Good.

1753
01:12:55.788 --> 01:12:58.448
- (laughs) Brilliant.

1754
01:12:58.448 --> 01:13:01.959
- Mr. Barden, I finished
correcting your exam.

1755
01:13:01.959 --> 01:13:02.821
- You have?

1756
01:13:02.821 --> 01:13:04.702
- Yes, and I have to be honest,

1757
01:13:04.702 --> 01:13:06.673
I find it pretty surprising.

1758
01:13:06.673 --> 01:13:10.128
Well, I do you know some things
about the periodic table.

1759
01:13:10.128 --> 01:13:12.784
- Apparently not, I mean,
statistically speaking

1760
01:13:12.784 --> 01:13:15.011
you should have had at least
one of those answers correct.

1761
01:13:15.011 --> 01:13:19.761
I mean, you really dinged the
hell out of the bell curve.

1762
01:13:24.119 --> 01:13:25.689
You know Mr. Barden.

1763
01:13:25.689 --> 01:13:27.574
I noticed recently you've
been kind of distracted.

1764
01:13:27.574 --> 01:13:31.666
I mean, are you going
through something personal?

1765
01:13:31.666 --> 01:13:33.573
- Yeah, kind of.

1766
01:13:33.573 --> 01:13:36.450
I mean, I can make arrangements for you

1767
01:13:36.450 --> 01:13:37.802
to take the exam again.

1768
01:13:37.802 --> 01:13:40.430
- If I'm being honest I really don't think

1769
01:13:40.430 --> 01:13:42.416
it's gonna make too big of a difference,

1770
01:13:42.416 --> 01:13:44.293
but thank you.

1771
01:13:44.293 --> 01:13:45.609
- Look here, I'm gonna be honest with you.

1772
01:13:45.609 --> 01:13:46.526
I like you,

1773
01:13:47.582 --> 01:13:49.177
and frankly a lot.

1774
01:13:49.177 --> 01:13:53.260
I mean, would you like to
get an A in this class?

1775
01:13:54.404 --> 01:13:55.571
- An A?
- Yeah.

1776
01:13:58.003 --> 01:14:00.586
- What do I have to do for a C?

1777
01:14:02.865 --> 01:14:07.690
- Society will not allow a "Sissy" to-

1778
01:14:10.101 --> 01:14:12.197
You're late again, son.

1779
01:14:12.197 --> 01:14:14.179
Is that Professor
Ding-a-ling-a-fing-a-dinger

1780
01:14:14.179 --> 01:14:15.679
keeping you after?

1781
01:14:17.089 --> 01:14:18.936
- Something like that.

1782
01:14:18.936 --> 01:14:20.033
- Where were you?

1783
01:14:20.033 --> 01:14:21.227
- I got my test back.

1784
01:14:21.227 --> 01:14:22.904
- Oh, nice, how'd you do?

1785
01:14:22.904 --> 01:14:24.295
- I got an A.

1786
01:14:24.295 --> 01:14:26.390
- Cool, man, I told you
you got that chemistry down

1787
01:14:26.390 --> 01:14:27.593
to a science.

1788
01:14:27.593 --> 01:14:29.960
- Yeah, do you have any gum?

1789
01:14:29.960 --> 01:14:32.116
- Over the years it became-
you have to make a sissy

1790
01:14:32.116 --> 01:14:33.713
which was a number-

1791
01:14:33.713 --> 01:14:35.796
- We have an ugly school.

1792
01:14:37.511 --> 01:14:39.281
(Cindy sniffles)

1793
01:14:39.281 --> 01:14:40.989
- Shit, Shit, shit!
- What, what?

1794
01:14:40.989 --> 01:14:42.406
- Come on.
- What?

1795
01:14:43.248 --> 01:14:44.699
Oh my God.

1796
01:14:44.699 --> 01:14:46.606
- Dude?
- What?

1797
01:14:46.606 --> 01:14:47.439
- That's Cindy.

1798
01:14:47.439 --> 01:14:49.360
- Oh!
- She's waiting for me.

1799
01:14:49.360 --> 01:14:51.229
- Are we gonna launch
another offensive admiral.

1800
01:14:51.229 --> 01:14:53.323
- Dude, she can't get enough.

1801
01:14:53.323 --> 01:14:54.315
- Poor baby.

1802
01:14:54.315 --> 01:14:55.657
- No, I'm serious, man.

1803
01:14:55.657 --> 01:14:57.051
- All right, my pubes are going gray,

1804
01:14:57.051 --> 01:14:57.912
my back hurts,

1805
01:14:57.912 --> 01:15:00.603
I'm thirsty like all the time.

1806
01:15:00.603 --> 01:15:02.659
She's sucking the life out of me.

1807
01:15:02.659 --> 01:15:03.627
- Literally?
- Yeah.

1808
01:15:03.627 --> 01:15:04.460
(John laughs)

1809
01:15:04.460 --> 01:15:06.701
- Look, if I'm not at your
house in like two hours

1810
01:15:06.701 --> 01:15:08.626
you gotta text me, okay?

1811
01:15:08.626 --> 01:15:10.579
- Sure.
- No, I'm serious, man.

1812
01:15:10.579 --> 01:15:11.412
All right?

1813
01:15:11.412 --> 01:15:12.245
You don't text me,

1814
01:15:12.245 --> 01:15:13.078
I might not make it.

1815
01:15:13.078 --> 01:15:14.130
I'm gonna need an excuse.

1816
01:15:14.130 --> 01:15:15.854
- Well, I mean, if you're gonna go out,

1817
01:15:15.854 --> 01:15:18.390
it's really not that
bad of a way to do it.

1818
01:15:18.390 --> 01:15:19.223
- I don't know,

1819
01:15:19.223 --> 01:15:20.199
I feel like an old fashioned heart attack

1820
01:15:20.199 --> 01:15:22.368
might be a little bit easier.

1821
01:15:22.368 --> 01:15:23.545
- Maybe you'll get lucky.

1822
01:15:23.545 --> 01:15:25.099
- Maybe.
- Ready?

1823
01:15:25.099 --> 01:15:28.266
- Yeah, let's go.
- All right, come on.

1824
01:15:29.492 --> 01:15:31.462
(John laughs)

1825
01:15:31.462 --> 01:15:33.595
- John, this is Cindy.

1826
01:15:33.595 --> 01:15:35.345
Cindy, this is, John.

1827
01:15:37.444 --> 01:15:40.184
- Hi, I've heard so much about you.

1828
01:15:40.184 --> 01:15:41.135
- Really?

1829
01:15:41.135 --> 01:15:42.917
- No, I haven't actually,

1830
01:15:42.917 --> 01:15:43.750
but I'm gonna go, okay?

1831
01:15:43.750 --> 01:15:46.000
So you kids have fun, yeah.

1832
01:15:47.153 --> 01:15:48.320
- Hi, hi.
- Hi.

1833
01:15:49.399 --> 01:15:52.649
(ambient guitar music)

1834
01:16:04.800 --> 01:16:09.800
♪ And I see your shadow ♪

1835
01:16:10.662 --> 01:16:15.662
♪ In the ways in which you tear me down ♪

1836
01:16:17.243 --> 01:16:20.725
♪ In the distant hours of the night ♪

1837
01:16:20.725 --> 01:16:22.725
- Let's go.
- Yeah, yeah.

1838
01:16:23.690 --> 01:16:28.690
♪ And it breathes the life back into me ♪

1839
01:16:30.753 --> 01:16:35.753
♪ And I sit on the
outskirts of this town ♪

1840
01:16:36.598 --> 01:16:39.720
♪ Just a wandering minstel ♪

1841
01:16:39.720 --> 01:16:43.908
♪ In a room full of clowns ♪

1842
01:16:43.908 --> 01:16:48.908
♪ I sat there waiting for you ♪

1843
01:16:49.649 --> 01:16:53.784
♪ But you bring me up
just to bring me down ♪

1844
01:16:53.784 --> 01:16:55.534
♪ No ♪

1845
01:17:08.358 --> 01:17:10.608
- Water, God, I need water.

1846
01:17:18.584 --> 01:17:21.167
(upbeat music)

1847
01:17:22.935 --> 01:17:25.458
♪ The rain outside is so strong ♪

1848
01:17:25.458 --> 01:17:27.125
- We have to switch.

1849
01:17:29.481 --> 01:17:33.648
♪ The water washes the filth away ♪

1850
01:17:35.595 --> 01:17:37.595
That's not what I meant.

1851
01:17:38.585 --> 01:17:41.502
(video game music)

1852
01:17:42.403 --> 01:17:45.486
- Behold, I have emerged victorious.

1853
01:17:47.042 --> 01:17:49.204
Cindy, peed on me.

1854
01:17:49.204 --> 01:17:50.630
- Wait, what?

1855
01:17:50.630 --> 01:17:52.930
- She peed, I win.

1856
01:17:54.416 --> 01:17:55.697
- Who's Cindy?

1857
01:17:55.697 --> 01:17:56.643
- Steve's new girlfriend.

1858
01:17:56.643 --> 01:17:58.202
- How is that a good thing?

1859
01:17:58.202 --> 01:18:00.984
- (laughs) You see, she peed,

1860
01:18:00.984 --> 01:18:03.029
and then she stopped.

1861
01:18:03.029 --> 01:18:04.105
- Stopped peeing?

1862
01:18:04.105 --> 01:18:06.262
- Stopped having sex,

1863
01:18:06.262 --> 01:18:09.429
three weeks, two days, 16 hours later.

1864
01:18:10.423 --> 01:18:13.663
She's finally done.
- Like for life?

1865
01:18:13.663 --> 01:18:15.299
- God, I hope so.

1866
01:18:15.299 --> 01:18:16.880
- You got fucking problems, man.

1867
01:18:16.880 --> 01:18:17.713
- I don't know,

1868
01:18:17.713 --> 01:18:19.944
it would take a lot
for me to pee on a guy.

1869
01:18:19.944 --> 01:18:20.938
- Really, you should try it.

1870
01:18:20.938 --> 01:18:22.257
You might like it.

1871
01:18:22.257 --> 01:18:23.968
- This boy's a freak.

1872
01:18:23.968 --> 01:18:26.070
- It's no weirder than
John's panty harvest.

1873
01:18:26.070 --> 01:18:27.249
- Panty what?

1874
01:18:27.249 --> 01:18:28.082
- Harvest.

1875
01:18:29.222 --> 01:18:31.550
You guys don't know about this?

1876
01:18:31.550 --> 01:18:33.589
John collects panties.

1877
01:18:33.589 --> 01:18:36.571
He used to take a pair from
me every time we had sex.

1878
01:18:36.571 --> 01:18:40.019
He'd label it with the place,
the time, and the date.

1879
01:18:40.019 --> 01:18:40.852
It was terrible.

1880
01:18:40.852 --> 01:18:42.643
I was spending a fortune on underwear.

1881
01:18:42.643 --> 01:18:44.344
- Sounds like a trophy collection.

1882
01:18:44.344 --> 01:18:46.641
- And that's exactly what it was.

1883
01:18:46.641 --> 01:18:48.138
- You know I still have it, right?

1884
01:18:48.138 --> 01:18:49.727
- Get out, you do not.

1885
01:18:49.727 --> 01:18:50.560
- Sure he does.

1886
01:18:50.560 --> 01:18:53.134
I just looked through
it like two weeks ago.

1887
01:18:53.134 --> 01:18:53.967
- Where is it?

1888
01:18:53.967 --> 01:18:55.634
- It's in my closet.

1889
01:18:58.193 --> 01:19:00.041
- How many did you get?

1890
01:19:00.041 --> 01:19:01.571
- I don't even know, dude.

1891
01:19:01.571 --> 01:19:03.705
- 154.
- No, shit.

1892
01:19:04.665 --> 01:19:05.498
- Yeah, man.

1893
01:19:05.498 --> 01:19:08.916
- Bro, you took 154
panties from that girl.

1894
01:19:08.916 --> 01:19:10.482
- Oh yeah, well, I mean
she was buying in bulk

1895
01:19:10.482 --> 01:19:11.782
at the time, so.

1896
01:19:11.782 --> 01:19:12.782
- Oh my God.

1897
01:19:14.879 --> 01:19:16.933
I forgot how many of these there were.

1898
01:19:16.933 --> 01:19:19.100
- 154.
- Man, I was a slut.

1899
01:19:23.519 --> 01:19:26.275
Nichole Richards, David Coffer's bedroom,

1900
01:19:26.275 --> 01:19:27.858
October 31st, 11:15pm.

1901
01:19:29.563 --> 01:19:31.286
I remember these.

1902
01:19:31.286 --> 01:19:32.119
- So do I.

1903
01:19:34.874 --> 01:19:38.902
- You know, I think we did
it in your car more times

1904
01:19:38.902 --> 01:19:40.564
than we did it in an actual bed.

1905
01:19:40.564 --> 01:19:42.251
- I miss that car.

1906
01:19:42.251 --> 01:19:44.668
- Oh, I don't remember spots.

1907
01:19:49.943 --> 01:19:51.526
You son of a bitch.

1908
01:19:52.472 --> 01:19:53.305
- Look Nichole.

1909
01:19:53.305 --> 01:19:55.555
- Sarah Brand, Sarah Brand?

1910
01:19:57.012 --> 01:19:58.839
And right in the middle
of our relationship,

1911
01:19:58.839 --> 01:20:01.250
you've fucked that fat bitch.

1912
01:20:01.250 --> 01:20:02.146
No, no, no, no I didn't.

1913
01:20:02.146 --> 01:20:03.982
Well, okay, yes, I did sleep with her,

1914
01:20:03.982 --> 01:20:06.026
but no, we weren't dating at the time.

1915
01:20:06.026 --> 01:20:07.845
It was one of those weekends
that we'd broken up.

1916
01:20:07.845 --> 01:20:09.973
- And she did kinda look
like you to be fair,

1917
01:20:09.973 --> 01:20:11.957
besides the whole fat thing,

1918
01:20:11.957 --> 01:20:13.384
but that's an honest mistake.

1919
01:20:13.384 --> 01:20:15.797
- Shut up!
- Shut up!

1920
01:20:15.797 --> 01:20:18.214
- Brooke Peters, Anna Luther,

1921
01:20:19.424 --> 01:20:23.372
Tatiana Cruchev, the exchange student.

1922
01:20:23.372 --> 01:20:25.650
Jesus Christ, you are such an asshole!

1923
01:20:25.650 --> 01:20:26.687
- No, wait, no, no, no, no, no.

1924
01:20:26.687 --> 01:20:28.727
Okay, so you remember when you
wanted to go look at schools,

1925
01:20:28.727 --> 01:20:31.616
so you dumped me so you
could go check out campus,

1926
01:20:31.616 --> 01:20:34.424
and feel what it's like
to be a single woman.

1927
01:20:34.424 --> 01:20:36.793
Oh, what was I supposed
to do to just sit around,

1928
01:20:36.793 --> 01:20:38.104
and wait for you to come back,

1929
01:20:38.104 --> 01:20:40.476
get it out of your system.
- Yes.

1930
01:20:40.476 --> 01:20:44.222
Why didn't you tell me
when we got back together?

1931
01:20:44.222 --> 01:20:46.438
- Well, I knew it would piss you off.

1932
01:20:46.438 --> 01:20:48.634
- Well, congratulations.

1933
01:20:48.634 --> 01:20:50.717
- Nichole, Nichole, wait.

1934
01:20:52.405 --> 01:20:54.655
- You're not wearing pants.

1935
01:20:55.572 --> 01:20:57.962
- Oh, that kinda sucks.

1936
01:20:57.962 --> 01:20:59.451
You just got her back.

1937
01:20:59.451 --> 01:21:02.784
- Thank you Captain Bobvious, thank you.

1938
01:21:05.211 --> 01:21:06.044
Nichole?

1939
01:21:07.137 --> 01:21:07.970
Fuck!

1940
01:21:12.303 --> 01:21:15.317
- All right, I dare one
of you to smell this.

1941
01:21:15.317 --> 01:21:16.234
- How much?

1942
01:21:21.952 --> 01:21:23.084
- Jesus, man!

1943
01:21:23.084 --> 01:21:24.911
Been out there knocking for half an hour,

1944
01:21:24.911 --> 01:21:26.661
why didn't you let me in?

1945
01:21:30.853 --> 01:21:32.120
- Oh shit!

1946
01:21:32.120 --> 01:21:34.218
- Oh, she is not gonna call you.

1947
01:21:34.218 --> 01:21:36.335
- Yes she is, she's just, she's just.

1948
01:21:36.335 --> 01:21:38.191
(phone rings)

1949
01:21:38.191 --> 01:21:39.024
Hello!

1950
01:21:40.402 --> 01:21:42.819
No, no, he doesn't live here.

1951
01:21:44.944 --> 01:21:46.911
- Wrong number?

1952
01:21:46.911 --> 01:21:47.744
- No.

1953
01:21:48.733 --> 01:21:51.804
Yeah, anyways, I gotta
crash here for a few days.

1954
01:21:51.804 --> 01:21:53.626
I need sanctuary.

1955
01:21:53.626 --> 01:21:55.262
- From what?

1956
01:21:55.262 --> 01:21:56.940
- Little miss nympho.

1957
01:21:56.940 --> 01:21:59.023
She's a seminal vampire.

1958
01:22:01.006 --> 01:22:04.276
So is there any way you're
gonna call miss underpants?

1959
01:22:04.276 --> 01:22:06.919
- No, I mean, what do I even say?

1960
01:22:06.919 --> 01:22:07.752
(Steve blows raspberries)

1961
01:22:07.752 --> 01:22:09.429
- You're asking me for advice on women?

1962
01:22:09.429 --> 01:22:11.262
You must be desperate.

1963
01:22:13.617 --> 01:22:16.784
- I'm not getting her back, am I, man?

1964
01:22:18.558 --> 01:22:19.558
- No

1965
01:22:19.558 --> 01:22:22.214
No, not by traditional means you're not.

1966
01:22:22.214 --> 01:22:23.047
You need to talk to somebody

1967
01:22:23.047 --> 01:22:27.205
who actually knows something about women,

1968
01:22:27.205 --> 01:22:30.564
and you need to get me a cheeseburger.

1969
01:22:30.564 --> 01:22:32.064
- Get it yourself.

1970
01:22:32.951 --> 01:22:34.450
- I can't, John,

1971
01:22:34.450 --> 01:22:35.867
I'm in sanctuary.

1972
01:22:41.985 --> 01:22:43.629
- My friends are assholes.

1973
01:22:43.629 --> 01:22:46.212
(bouncy music)

1974
01:22:55.883 --> 01:22:59.412
Well, we're coming up
to the midnight hour,

1975
01:22:59.412 --> 01:23:01.123
the darkest hour.

1976
01:23:01.123 --> 01:23:03.037
The point in the night
where you start to wonder,

1977
01:23:03.037 --> 01:23:05.729
if dawn will even come... Will it?

1978
01:23:05.729 --> 01:23:06.812
Probably not.

1979
01:23:07.676 --> 01:23:10.377
That was "Why Won't I Stop
Crying" by Tweed Jacket,

1980
01:23:10.377 --> 01:23:11.373
and you know what?

1981
01:23:11.373 --> 01:23:13.039
I'm gonna play it again.

1982
01:23:13.039 --> 01:23:14.977
Anybody got any problem with that?

1983
01:23:14.977 --> 01:23:16.508
Didn't think so.

1984
01:23:16.508 --> 01:23:18.925
(Sam knocks)

1985
01:23:20.322 --> 01:23:21.699
Sam, my man.

1986
01:23:21.699 --> 01:23:22.936
You know anything about women?

1987
01:23:22.936 --> 01:23:23.769
- No.

1988
01:23:26.011 --> 01:23:27.178
- Good talk.

1989
01:23:33.417 --> 01:23:36.334
(video game music)

1990
01:23:40.656 --> 01:23:42.867
John, sorry the front door was wide open.

1991
01:23:42.867 --> 01:23:45.285
- Fucking Frank.
- Where's Steve?

1992
01:23:45.285 --> 01:23:46.535
- I don't know.

1993
01:23:47.693 --> 01:23:48.979
- His fucking car is here.

1994
01:23:48.979 --> 01:23:52.229
- Oh, yeah, but I was gonna, oh, okay.

1995
01:23:53.775 --> 01:23:54.608
- Oh shit!

1996
01:23:56.315 --> 01:23:57.148
- Oops.

1997
01:23:58.131 --> 01:24:01.293
- Cindy, what the fuck are you doing here?

1998
01:24:01.293 --> 01:24:03.020
Have you met Betty?

1999
01:24:03.020 --> 01:24:05.965
- Can we go someplace private?

2000
01:24:05.965 --> 01:24:08.033
- I kind of had plans.

2001
01:24:08.033 --> 01:24:11.200
- I'm pregnant.
- I get paid on Friday.

2002
01:24:12.746 --> 01:24:17.005
Look, I've actually given
this quite a bit of thought.

2003
01:24:17.005 --> 01:24:18.505
- I just told you.

2004
01:24:19.729 --> 01:24:22.314
- It doesn't mean I
haven't thought about it.

2005
01:24:22.314 --> 01:24:24.362
Contingencies, okay?

2006
01:24:24.362 --> 01:24:25.560
And I think it's best-

2007
01:24:25.560 --> 01:24:26.795
- I'm not keeping it.

2008
01:24:26.795 --> 01:24:27.867
- No, no, no, listen to me.

2009
01:24:27.867 --> 01:24:30.740
I think that we, what?

2010
01:24:30.740 --> 01:24:32.537
- What do I look like, an idiot?

2011
01:24:32.537 --> 01:24:33.592
I'm not having a kid,

2012
01:24:33.592 --> 01:24:35.852
let alone your kid at 18.

2013
01:24:35.852 --> 01:24:37.377
- What, why not?

2014
01:24:38.826 --> 01:24:41.016
- Steve, you're a loser.

2015
01:24:41.016 --> 01:24:42.664
I mean, look at you.

2016
01:24:42.664 --> 01:24:43.838
You're 25.

2017
01:24:43.838 --> 01:24:45.183
You work at a movie theater.

2018
01:24:45.183 --> 01:24:46.463
You spend all of your time bullshitting

2019
01:24:46.463 --> 01:24:47.465
with your stupid friends,

2020
01:24:47.465 --> 01:24:49.873
and knocking up underage employees.

2021
01:24:49.873 --> 01:24:51.182
You wouldn't make a good husband,

2022
01:24:51.182 --> 01:24:53.019
and you'd be a terrible father,

2023
01:24:53.019 --> 01:24:54.667
and I'm not gonna ruin my whole life

2024
01:24:54.667 --> 01:24:57.383
just to bring your child into the world.

2025
01:24:57.383 --> 01:24:58.806
- But okay, that's not a-

2026
01:24:58.806 --> 01:25:01.212
- No buts, I'm dumping you.

2027
01:25:01.212 --> 01:25:02.842
And I want your word,

2028
01:25:02.842 --> 01:25:05.787
your most serious pledge that
you won't ever tell anyone

2029
01:25:05.787 --> 01:25:07.454
that I was pregnant.

2030
01:25:08.673 --> 01:25:11.579
- Hold on, hold on, that's
not how this is supposed,

2031
01:25:11.579 --> 01:25:13.256
because I thought we-

2032
01:25:13.256 --> 01:25:16.191
- Look, Steve, you have a hot car.

2033
01:25:16.191 --> 01:25:17.613
You bought me beer.

2034
01:25:17.613 --> 01:25:20.042
Dating you made all my friends jealous,

2035
01:25:20.042 --> 01:25:21.802
but I'm getting out of high school soon,

2036
01:25:21.802 --> 01:25:23.771
and there are a lot of
guys who have way more

2037
01:25:23.771 --> 01:25:25.960
to offer than you.

2038
01:25:25.960 --> 01:25:28.795
I want a man who can handle me as a woman,

2039
01:25:28.795 --> 01:25:29.962
not as a girl.

2040
01:25:30.917 --> 01:25:33.222
I'll see you around.

2041
01:25:33.222 --> 01:25:34.055
- But.

2042
01:25:36.064 --> 01:25:40.147
Okay, well you know what
you're fired anyway, so.

2043
01:25:41.174 --> 01:25:43.898
I mean, do you believe that shit?

2044
01:25:43.898 --> 01:25:46.229
Anyway, where were we?

2045
01:25:46.229 --> 01:25:47.396
- Oh, fuck no.

2046
01:25:49.390 --> 01:25:50.307
- What're y--?

2047
01:25:54.212 --> 01:25:56.688
(suspenseful music)

2048
01:25:56.688 --> 01:25:58.438
- What are you doing?

2049
01:25:59.445 --> 01:26:01.464
- Son, is you peeping?

2050
01:26:01.464 --> 01:26:02.297
- What?

2051
01:26:02.297 --> 01:26:04.074
No, it's not like that at all.

2052
01:26:04.074 --> 01:26:05.929
- Look, Willie?

2053
01:26:05.929 --> 01:26:07.125
- No, it's John.

2054
01:26:07.125 --> 01:26:08.407
Dude, I'm in your class

2055
01:26:08.407 --> 01:26:12.793
- Right, John, you can't
be peeping on folks

2056
01:26:12.793 --> 01:26:14.017
when they don't know about it.

2057
01:26:14.017 --> 01:26:15.577
It just ain't right.

2058
01:26:15.577 --> 01:26:16.726
- I know, okay, I'm sorry.

2059
01:26:16.726 --> 01:26:20.173
- Although if you're paid 'em for it,

2060
01:26:20.173 --> 01:26:22.330
that'd be all right. (chuckles)

2061
01:26:22.330 --> 01:26:24.877
Who are you peeping on anyway?

2062
01:26:24.877 --> 01:26:29.061
- Well it, my girlfriend
and I got into a fight, so.

2063
01:26:29.061 --> 01:26:31.703
- Oh, yeah, girlfriends,
that's tough you know,

2064
01:26:31.703 --> 01:26:33.347
I hear that it's a lot of trouble,

2065
01:26:33.347 --> 01:26:35.896
but you know that doesn't allow
you to be peeping on folks

2066
01:26:35.896 --> 01:26:37.154
without them knowing about it,

2067
01:26:37.154 --> 01:26:39.982
especially here on the campus, okay?

2068
01:26:39.982 --> 01:26:42.363
- No, look, I know, okay, I'm sorry.

2069
01:26:42.363 --> 01:26:43.937
- Okay, good.
- It won't happen again.

2070
01:26:43.937 --> 01:26:45.880
- I'll sees you back in class then.

2071
01:26:45.880 --> 01:26:50.130
- Yeah, so Mr. Robertson,
can I ask you a question?

2072
01:26:51.251 --> 01:26:52.501
- You just did.

2073
01:26:53.460 --> 01:26:55.614
(chuckles) I was always
here for my students.

2074
01:26:55.614 --> 01:26:57.005
What can I do you for?

2075
01:26:57.005 --> 01:27:00.613
- So I broke up with my
girlfriend the other day.

2076
01:27:00.613 --> 01:27:01.962
Okay, look, I'm gonna be honest with you,

2077
01:27:01.962 --> 01:27:03.712
she broke up with me.

2078
01:27:05.606 --> 01:27:08.617
It's cause every time
when we used to break up,

2079
01:27:08.617 --> 01:27:11.433
I would just go and sleep with
like half of the high school,

2080
01:27:11.433 --> 01:27:12.963
that was like seven years ago though,

2081
01:27:12.963 --> 01:27:15.542
so I guess what I'm asking is

2082
01:27:15.542 --> 01:27:17.661
how do I get her back?

2083
01:27:17.661 --> 01:27:21.603
- She broke half a school
up seven years ago.

2084
01:27:21.603 --> 01:27:22.662
- Dude.
- That's incredible.

2085
01:27:22.662 --> 01:27:24.245
- No man, we broke,

2086
01:27:25.166 --> 01:27:26.600
dude, nevermind, man.

2087
01:27:26.600 --> 01:27:28.342
I'm just, I'll get outta here.

2088
01:27:28.342 --> 01:27:30.937
- All right, John, John,
wait, hold up, hold up.

2089
01:27:30.937 --> 01:27:33.687
Listen, I know, forget the teeth.

2090
01:27:35.507 --> 01:27:37.554
I can't tell you how
to get your girl back,

2091
01:27:37.554 --> 01:27:39.938
but I can tell you this,

2092
01:27:39.938 --> 01:27:42.174
life is full of crossroads,

2093
01:27:42.174 --> 01:27:45.938
you know, points that make
you a sit up and take notice.

2094
01:27:45.938 --> 01:27:47.518
You got a lot of choices to make,

2095
01:27:47.518 --> 01:27:50.272
and sometimes you make the wrong ones,

2096
01:27:50.272 --> 01:27:54.356
and when that happens you
gotta wake up, you know.

2097
01:27:54.356 --> 01:27:55.757
Re-evaluate what's going on.

2098
01:27:55.757 --> 01:27:56.911
Figure out what you're doing wrong,

2099
01:27:56.911 --> 01:27:59.216
and then get back on track.

2100
01:27:59.216 --> 01:28:00.365
You run yourself into the ground

2101
01:28:00.365 --> 01:28:03.627
you're gonna end up crazy and alone.

2102
01:28:03.627 --> 01:28:04.627
You hear me?

2103
01:28:06.483 --> 01:28:09.340
Good, all right, let me ask you this,

2104
01:28:09.340 --> 01:28:10.840
does she hate you?

2105
01:28:12.096 --> 01:28:13.612
Good.

2106
01:28:13.612 --> 01:28:15.695
Hate and love are the same.

2107
01:28:15.695 --> 01:28:18.225
It's apathy that you can't repair.

2108
01:28:18.225 --> 01:28:21.554
I mean, once that hits, it's
like a brick wall, you know?

2109
01:28:21.554 --> 01:28:23.072
And then you're just left to face the rest

2110
01:28:23.072 --> 01:28:27.823
of your life with all the
hope and glory behind you.

2111
01:28:27.823 --> 01:28:30.080
It'll make you bitter.

2112
01:28:30.080 --> 01:28:31.663
You still got time.

2113
01:28:33.306 --> 01:28:34.473
Use it wisely.

2114
01:28:37.215 --> 01:28:38.298
- Okay, okay.

2115
01:28:39.752 --> 01:28:41.672
- I got my own sociology project.

2116
01:28:41.672 --> 01:28:43.025
I'm working on.

2117
01:28:43.025 --> 01:28:47.275
I'll see you later, Gary. (laughs)

2118
01:28:48.121 --> 01:28:49.622
- What the fuck was that?

2119
01:28:49.622 --> 01:28:51.509
Oh my God (laughs)

2120
01:28:51.509 --> 01:28:52.956
Where is Steve?

2121
01:28:52.956 --> 01:28:57.889
(depressing Rock guitar)

2122
01:28:59.077 --> 01:29:02.160
- Jesus, what the hell happened here?

2123
01:29:03.171 --> 01:29:05.004
- Man, you guys stink.

2124
01:29:06.035 --> 01:29:08.868
When's the last time you showered?

2125
01:29:09.710 --> 01:29:11.268
- We're out of beer.

2126
01:29:11.268 --> 01:29:13.952
- Yeah, so it's the rest of
Rochester from the look of it.

2127
01:29:13.952 --> 01:29:17.203
- I can see sober at
the end of the horizon,

2128
01:29:17.203 --> 01:29:18.908
and I don't like it.

2129
01:29:18.908 --> 01:29:22.878
- Damn, these bitches fucked
you boys all the way up.

2130
01:29:22.878 --> 01:29:24.950
- How much longer you guys
think you're gonna be at this?

2131
01:29:24.950 --> 01:29:27.158
- I think we got enough sips and drops

2132
01:29:27.158 --> 01:29:29.864
for like two more hours.

2133
01:29:29.864 --> 01:29:33.341
- Well shit, we're not
gonna be here that long.

2134
01:29:33.341 --> 01:29:34.446
- Where are you going?

2135
01:29:34.446 --> 01:29:35.318
(upbeat music)

2136
01:29:35.318 --> 01:29:37.413
- We have a book tour.

2137
01:29:37.413 --> 01:29:38.921
- A what?

2138
01:29:38.921 --> 01:29:39.754
- Yeah, we've been working

2139
01:29:39.754 --> 01:29:41.518
with professor Robertson all semester.

2140
01:29:41.518 --> 01:29:43.202
- Sorry, we couldn't tell ya.

2141
01:29:43.202 --> 01:29:45.048
- What you wrote a book?

2142
01:29:45.048 --> 01:29:45.949
- Yeah.

2143
01:29:45.949 --> 01:29:48.737
What you think we just spend
all our time here? (laughs)

2144
01:29:48.737 --> 01:29:50.413
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

2145
01:29:50.413 --> 01:29:51.895
- Well, we have this idea

2146
01:29:51.895 --> 01:29:54.652
that most people were basically sheep.

2147
01:29:54.652 --> 01:29:56.448
You put them in the room
with an authority figure,

2148
01:29:56.448 --> 01:29:58.437
and they'll follow along
no matter how outrageous,

2149
01:29:58.437 --> 01:30:00.828
or ridiculous that person is.

2150
01:30:00.828 --> 01:30:02.728
- So we took that idea
to professor Robertson,

2151
01:30:02.728 --> 01:30:04.837
and he suggested a grand social experiment

2152
01:30:04.837 --> 01:30:08.254
with his sociology 101 class, your class,

2153
01:30:09.471 --> 01:30:13.138
and thus crazy professor
Robertson was born.

2154
01:30:15.826 --> 01:30:17.459
- Hey, we brought you guys a gift.

2155
01:30:17.459 --> 01:30:19.780
- Yeah, and why do you think we're here?

2156
01:30:19.780 --> 01:30:21.780
Ta-dah, and it's signed.

2157
01:30:23.872 --> 01:30:26.236
Come on guys, don't be
too hard on yourselves.

2158
01:30:26.236 --> 01:30:28.530
You're the only ones who
saw through the experiment.

2159
01:30:28.530 --> 01:30:30.548
Turns out being huge assholes

2160
01:30:30.548 --> 01:30:33.131
helps you see through bullshit.

2161
01:30:34.352 --> 01:30:35.632
- Well, we gotta jet.

2162
01:30:35.632 --> 01:30:38.773
We'll see in like four months.

2163
01:30:38.773 --> 01:30:39.880
You guys still be right here yeah?

2164
01:30:39.880 --> 01:30:40.869
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

2165
01:30:40.869 --> 01:30:42.827
- Yeah.
- Yeah. (laughs)

2166
01:30:42.827 --> 01:30:43.660
- Later.

2167
01:30:45.708 --> 01:30:49.525
- Guys do us a favor get off your asses

2168
01:30:49.525 --> 01:30:52.626
and get something done, all right?

2169
01:30:52.626 --> 01:30:54.525
(Frank and Bob laughing)

2170
01:30:54.525 --> 01:30:57.108
(upbeat music)

2171
01:30:59.467 --> 01:31:01.967
(John knocks)

2172
01:31:06.071 --> 01:31:06.904
- Hi.

2173
01:31:06.904 --> 01:31:07.964
- Go away, I'm not coming out.

2174
01:31:07.964 --> 01:31:08.797
- Why?

2175
01:31:09.924 --> 01:31:12.238
- Okay, I'm not leaving though.

2176
01:31:12.238 --> 01:31:13.092
I have another plan,

2177
01:31:13.092 --> 01:31:15.668
and I don't think you're gonna like it.

2178
01:31:15.668 --> 01:31:16.985
- [Nichole] Go away!

2179
01:31:16.985 --> 01:31:18.568
- Okay, I warned you.

2180
01:31:21.605 --> 01:31:23.857
♪ We wishes precious moments ♪

2181
01:31:23.857 --> 01:31:28.773
♪ away ♪

2182
01:31:28.773 --> 01:31:30.242
♪ Believer ♪

2183
01:31:30.242 --> 01:31:31.075
Yeah.

2184
01:31:33.040 --> 01:31:33.873
Yeah!

2185
01:31:34.918 --> 01:31:36.357
(car honks)

2186
01:31:36.357 --> 01:31:40.751
♪ I couldn't give you the ocean ♪

2187
01:31:40.751 --> 01:31:42.721
♪ And I couldn't take it away ♪

2188
01:31:42.721 --> 01:31:44.985
- All right, say your peace then go.

2189
01:31:44.985 --> 01:31:49.985
- Okay, look, Nichole I'm sorry, okay.

2190
01:31:50.481 --> 01:31:51.560
I can't change the past,

2191
01:31:51.560 --> 01:31:54.908
but I can change this
path that I'm on now.

2192
01:31:54.908 --> 01:31:56.834
I mean, I need you.

2193
01:31:56.834 --> 01:31:57.731
I don't wanna lose you again.

2194
01:31:57.731 --> 01:32:00.064
I mean, especially not like this.

2195
01:32:01.068 --> 01:32:02.369
I mean, this is ridiculous,

2196
01:32:02.369 --> 01:32:03.755
I mean, how many guys did you sleep with,

2197
01:32:03.755 --> 01:32:06.101
that I never give you
shit about any of them?

2198
01:32:06.101 --> 01:32:08.017
- Those weren't guys you knew.

2199
01:32:08.017 --> 01:32:09.979
- What difference does it
make if I know them or not?

2200
01:32:09.979 --> 01:32:11.731
- John, those girls

2201
01:32:11.731 --> 01:32:14.977
when we got back together
they knew that I didn't know.

2202
01:32:14.977 --> 01:32:16.747
I must've been a laughing stock.

2203
01:32:16.747 --> 01:32:18.110
- Oh my God, nobody cared.

2204
01:32:18.110 --> 01:32:19.609
Nichole, nobody gave a shit!.

2205
01:32:19.609 --> 01:32:22.852
- Hey, put your fucking boyfriend,

2206
01:32:22.852 --> 01:32:25.599
and his little fucking sausage away.

2207
01:32:25.599 --> 01:32:27.240
- He's not my boyfriend.
- What?

2208
01:32:27.240 --> 01:32:29.715
- Oh, okay, great, I don't fucking care,

2209
01:32:29.715 --> 01:32:32.267
and nobody wants to see his
'lil yogurt slinger out here.

2210
01:32:32.267 --> 01:32:34.285
Put it the fuck away!

2211
01:32:34.285 --> 01:32:35.357
- This is dumb, all right?

2212
01:32:35.357 --> 01:32:36.592
You have to take me back.

2213
01:32:36.592 --> 01:32:37.448
- Take you back?

2214
01:32:37.448 --> 01:32:38.281
- Yeah.

2215
01:32:38.281 --> 01:32:39.360
- I'm not even talking to you.

2216
01:32:39.360 --> 01:32:41.944
- We're talking right now.
- No, we're not.

2217
01:32:41.944 --> 01:32:45.736
John, relationships are
about sacrifice not apology.

2218
01:32:45.736 --> 01:32:46.933
Don't you understand that?

2219
01:32:46.933 --> 01:32:48.305
- You don't think I know about sacrifice.

2220
01:32:48.305 --> 01:32:49.736
Are you fucking kidding me?

2221
01:32:49.736 --> 01:32:51.407
- I sucked a fucking dick for you.

2222
01:32:51.407 --> 01:32:52.240
- What?

2223
01:32:52.240 --> 01:32:53.674
- Bitching to me about
a fucking sacrifices,

2224
01:32:53.674 --> 01:32:54.544
are you kidding?

2225
01:32:54.544 --> 01:32:56.983
Complaining about getting
laughed at in high school.

2226
01:32:56.983 --> 01:32:58.607
What about Nigel's wife?

2227
01:32:58.607 --> 01:32:59.461
Do you even think about that,

2228
01:32:59.461 --> 01:33:01.628
how's that any different?

2229
01:33:02.940 --> 01:33:07.731
I mean, do you even believe
half the shit you even say?

2230
01:33:07.731 --> 01:33:08.844
What am I doing here?

2231
01:33:08.844 --> 01:33:10.517
- Great fucking question, I got an idea,

2232
01:33:10.517 --> 01:33:12.142
wrap your fucking cheese log up

2233
01:33:12.142 --> 01:33:14.775
before you squeeze it onto a cracker,

2234
01:33:14.775 --> 01:33:16.334
Get outta here.

2235
01:33:16.334 --> 01:33:18.264
- Okay, you know what?

2236
01:33:18.264 --> 01:33:19.181
This is it.

2237
01:33:20.104 --> 01:33:22.437
I really don't care anymore.

2238
01:33:23.873 --> 01:33:25.192
Live your life.

2239
01:33:25.192 --> 01:33:26.692
Have your affairs.

2240
01:33:27.578 --> 01:33:29.548
I can't keep up with this anymore, okay.

2241
01:33:29.548 --> 01:33:34.548
You've been fucking me up
for eight years, eight years.

2242
01:33:34.944 --> 01:33:37.126
I just gotta get myself back on track.

2243
01:33:37.126 --> 01:33:39.043
- No, wait, John, wait.

2244
01:33:42.390 --> 01:33:45.099
♪ Who are you now? ♪

2245
01:33:45.099 --> 01:33:47.682
(upbeat music)

2246
01:33:49.422 --> 01:33:50.939
- You're sure about this?

2247
01:33:50.939 --> 01:33:52.106
- Yeah.
- Good.

2248
01:33:53.352 --> 01:33:55.062
Welcome back to the land of the living.

2249
01:33:55.062 --> 01:33:57.670
- (laughs) No kidding.

2250
01:33:57.670 --> 01:34:00.087
- So how do you think we did?

2251
01:34:01.040 --> 01:34:01.904
- What in class?

2252
01:34:01.904 --> 01:34:02.855
- Yeah.

2253
01:34:02.855 --> 01:34:04.711
- Yeah, I think we got
to a B in Robertson's,

2254
01:34:04.711 --> 01:34:06.602
'cause of the extra credit,

2255
01:34:06.602 --> 01:34:09.852
and then I got my A in chem, so that's...

2256
01:34:11.542 --> 01:34:13.231
- Shit!
- What?

2257
01:34:13.231 --> 01:34:15.893
- That puts you pretty close
to graduating, doesn't it?

2258
01:34:15.893 --> 01:34:19.903
- (chuckles) That kinda does.

2259
01:34:19.903 --> 01:34:22.031
You think we should?

2260
01:34:22.031 --> 01:34:23.948
- What graduate?
- Yeah.

2261
01:34:26.971 --> 01:34:29.471
- All right, fuck it, why not?

2262
01:34:30.474 --> 01:34:32.169
And then what?

2263
01:34:32.169 --> 01:34:33.684
- I dunno, man.

2264
01:34:33.684 --> 01:34:36.403
Something, we gotta do something, right?

2265
01:34:36.403 --> 01:34:38.058
- Yeah.

2266
01:34:38.058 --> 01:34:39.156
How are you doing?

2267
01:34:39.156 --> 01:34:41.971
- Just give me a sec one
more sec and I got it.

2268
01:34:41.971 --> 01:34:45.310
Oh, oh, dude. (laughs)

2269
01:34:45.310 --> 01:34:46.493
- Two minutes and three seconds,

2270
01:34:46.493 --> 01:34:47.720
what's the record for the hot tub.

2271
01:34:47.720 --> 01:34:50.859
- Steve my man, we just set it.

2272
01:34:50.859 --> 01:34:52.750
- Holy shit.
- That's right.

2273
01:34:52.750 --> 01:34:53.750
- Oh my God.

2274
01:34:55.294 --> 01:34:58.574
- How do we not have girlfriends yet?

2275
01:34:58.574 --> 01:35:02.241
Years and years of trying this out.

2276
01:35:08.392 --> 01:35:11.412
♪ There you go again ♪

2277
01:35:11.412 --> 01:35:15.252
♪ Doing the bare minimum ♪

2278
01:35:15.252 --> 01:35:18.779
♪ On a scale of one to 10 ♪

2279
01:35:18.779 --> 01:35:22.712
♪ You don't even make it to one ♪

2280
01:35:22.712 --> 01:35:26.512
♪ You're complacent with taking
anything that you can get ♪

2281
01:35:26.512 --> 01:35:28.395
♪ You're so lazy on the daily ♪

2282
01:35:28.395 --> 01:35:30.259
♪ Never put the effort in ♪

2283
01:35:30.259 --> 01:35:35.259
♪ And it's pretty clear that
you ain't looking to change ♪

2284
01:35:37.762 --> 01:35:41.746
♪ Like a catfish swimming
way below the surface ♪

2285
01:35:41.746 --> 01:35:45.310
♪ Livin' off of what falls in too deep ♪

2286
01:35:45.310 --> 01:35:47.137
♪ Never try to rise up ♪

2287
01:35:47.137 --> 01:35:48.907
♪ 'Cause it'll be a burden ♪

2288
01:35:48.907 --> 01:35:51.618
♪ You know what you are ♪

2289
01:35:51.618 --> 01:35:55.332
♪ You're just a bottom feeder ♪

2290
01:35:55.332 --> 01:36:00.332
♪ You're just a bottom feeder ♪

2291
01:36:00.850 --> 01:36:03.947
♪ You've always gotten by ♪

2292
01:36:03.947 --> 01:36:07.447
(ambient orchestra music)

2293
01:37:03.371 --> 01:37:05.954
(upbeat music)

2294
01:37:33.661 --> 01:37:36.828
(ambient piano music)

2295
01:38:11.487 --> 01:38:14.070
(upbeat music)

2296
01:38:26.916 --> 01:38:29.344
(people laughing)

2297
01:38:29.344 --> 01:38:32.177
(people shushing)

2298
01:38:35.851 --> 01:38:38.434
(upbeat music)