WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:55.264 --> 00:00:59.277 - These doors offer a new start, Molly. 4 00:00:59.277 --> 00:01:01.069 From your first soldering iron, 5 00:01:01.069 --> 00:01:05.569 to your crypto-mining rig, to your engineering degree, 6 00:01:07.689 --> 00:01:10.939 your whole life has led to this moment. 7 00:01:30.484 --> 00:01:32.845 - Why do you want to work at Safeword Venture Capital? 8 00:01:32.845 --> 00:01:35.376 - I'm honored that you, Bill the Billionaire, 9 00:01:35.376 --> 00:01:37.669 would even take the time to talk with me. 10 00:01:37.669 --> 00:01:39.957 I mean, I just recently graduated from UC Berkeley, so the- 11 00:01:42.022 --> 00:01:43.439 Cardi B. 12 00:01:45.475 --> 00:01:48.103 - You're the top venture capital firm in Silicon Valley. 13 00:01:48.103 --> 00:01:51.072 You just say Safeword, and doors open for you. 14 00:01:51.072 --> 00:01:52.970 I mean, you're the lead investor in Theranos, 15 00:01:52.970 --> 00:01:54.665 Juicero, WeWork, all these- - I know that. 16 00:01:54.665 --> 00:01:57.180 But why do you wanna work here? Don't think, act. 17 00:01:57.180 --> 00:01:58.821 - I'm- - Wait! 18 00:01:58.821 --> 00:02:00.516 I'm so good at spotting talent. 19 00:02:03.938 --> 00:02:04.896 Have you been to Burning Man? 20 00:02:04.896 --> 00:02:06.995 - Burning Man? I don't know why that's relevant. 21 00:02:06.995 --> 00:02:09.201 - Oh, tell me about your experience at Burning Man. 22 00:02:09.201 --> 00:02:10.409 - Well, I've been twice. 23 00:02:10.409 --> 00:02:11.789 I really wanted to go again this year, 24 00:02:11.789 --> 00:02:14.924 but I couldn't because of just life stuff. 25 00:02:14.924 --> 00:02:16.341 - Life stuff. Hm. 26 00:02:18.543 --> 00:02:19.995 Hey, what do you think of this? 27 00:02:19.995 --> 00:02:21.975 I had it commissioned when I was on keto. 28 00:02:21.975 --> 00:02:25.147 I literally willed myself into having a perm. 29 00:02:25.147 --> 00:02:26.362 What are your thoughts on mumble rap? 30 00:02:26.362 --> 00:02:27.401 - Mumble rap? 31 00:02:27.401 --> 00:02:28.444 You mean like Drake and Migos? 32 00:02:28.444 --> 00:02:29.909 - Yes, like Drake and, mm, Migo. 33 00:02:29.909 --> 00:02:31.204 - I don't know why that's relevant 34 00:02:31.204 --> 00:02:32.667 to the role of junior associate. 35 00:02:32.667 --> 00:02:34.456 - Oh, Molly, it is so relevant. 36 00:02:34.456 --> 00:02:35.737 - I like them. 37 00:02:35.737 --> 00:02:37.070 - Great. Me too. 38 00:02:39.995 --> 00:02:41.593 You're hashtag hired. - What? 39 00:02:41.593 --> 00:02:43.440 - Job comes with the usual benefits: 40 00:02:43.440 --> 00:02:45.179 free massages, private chef, 41 00:02:45.179 --> 00:02:47.559 oh, and we will pay off all your student debt 42 00:02:47.559 --> 00:02:49.479 once you reach 90 days at the firm. 43 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:52.418 Pack your bags. We are headed to Burning Man. 44 00:02:52.418 --> 00:02:54.517 We need you to assess whether or not we should invest 45 00:02:54.517 --> 00:02:56.092 in a self-driving car startup. 46 00:02:56.092 --> 00:02:58.874 - A self-driving car startup? 47 00:02:58.874 --> 00:03:01.351 - Yeah, you can't commercialize a commune 48 00:03:01.351 --> 00:03:04.211 without some shiny new toys. 49 00:03:04.211 --> 00:03:05.632 There's a young Zuckerberg-type there. 50 00:03:05.632 --> 00:03:07.322 We need to poach him before Elon. 51 00:03:07.322 --> 00:03:09.020 - Musk? Give me four hours. 52 00:03:09.020 --> 00:03:10.014 - No, no, no. No, no. 53 00:03:10.014 --> 00:03:12.395 We have everything you need. 54 00:03:12.395 --> 00:03:14.878 A pinata full of party favors, drugs, 55 00:03:14.878 --> 00:03:16.907 so much glitter, lots of leather, 56 00:03:16.907 --> 00:03:19.138 which was the favorite of my last assistant. 57 00:03:19.138 --> 00:03:21.337 No need to pack. Be at Moffett Field in two hours. 58 00:03:21.337 --> 00:03:22.876 - No, I can pack. I'll be ready. 59 00:03:22.876 --> 00:03:27.876 - No, no. Molly, my jet will take us to Burning Man. 60 00:03:52.298 --> 00:03:55.507 leave it all behind 61 00:03:55.507 --> 00:03:59.035 in ways never known 62 00:03:59.035 --> 00:04:04.035 where 70,000 call home 63 00:04:09.889 --> 00:04:11.370 fake white Buddhists 64 00:04:13.066 --> 00:04:15.546 got water for a week 65 00:04:38.675 --> 00:04:43.675 reached its peak in '09 66 00:04:46.567 --> 00:04:49.937 come to plug-in-play 67 00:05:06.394 --> 00:05:09.644 - Welcome home. Welcome to Burning Man. 68 00:05:17.311 --> 00:05:18.408 - Get the WiFi going. 69 00:05:18.408 --> 00:05:19.774 I want it up and running 70 00:05:19.774 --> 00:05:21.535 by the time I get back from the john. 71 00:05:21.535 --> 00:05:26.085 I just did an 8 Ball and my bobo is like . 72 00:05:26.085 --> 00:05:29.283 What up, playa, here comes a player! 73 00:05:29.283 --> 00:05:30.811 Sparkle! 74 00:05:31.687 --> 00:05:33.881 - No, not that one, not that one. Post that one. 75 00:05:33.881 --> 00:05:35.964 - Oh, that one. - Mm-hm, yeah. 76 00:06:26.566 --> 00:06:30.195 autonomous, autonomous 77 00:06:30.195 --> 00:06:33.678 autonomous, autonomous 78 00:06:33.678 --> 00:06:38.199 autonomous, autonomous 79 00:06:41.569 --> 00:06:43.960 revolutionary technology 80 00:06:47.502 --> 00:06:49.711 if you follow me 81 00:06:51.941 --> 00:06:53.905 you a moveable feast 82 00:06:55.591 --> 00:06:58.163 into hard-to-reach places 83 00:06:58.163 --> 00:07:00.564 into burning flames 84 00:07:06.539 --> 00:07:08.671 the ride of your life 85 00:07:08.671 --> 00:07:11.011 transportation, automation 86 00:07:21.417 --> 00:07:24.617 autonomous, autonomous 87 00:07:24.617 --> 00:07:28.533 autonomous, autonomous 88 00:07:28.533 --> 00:07:32.487 autonomous, autonomous 89 00:07:55.905 --> 00:07:57.077 - Thank you. 90 00:07:58.113 --> 00:08:01.054 Oh, my god. My whole life depends on having this running. 91 00:08:01.054 --> 00:08:02.522 - Your life? Come on. 92 00:08:02.522 --> 00:08:03.483 - This demo has to work. 93 00:08:03.483 --> 00:08:04.843 I've been working on this car since undergrad. 94 00:08:04.843 --> 00:08:08.319 I have a really important presentation tonight. 95 00:08:08.319 --> 00:08:10.079 I mean, Bill invented the hashtag. 96 00:08:10.079 --> 00:08:14.314 - He didn't invent the hashtag. It's the pound sign. 97 00:08:14.314 --> 00:08:16.579 - I'm sorry, who are you? 98 00:08:16.579 --> 00:08:18.329 - Hi, I'm, uh, Molly. 99 00:08:20.677 --> 00:08:22.465 I'm Bill's newest associate. 100 00:08:22.465 --> 00:08:24.229 I just started today at his venture capital firm, 101 00:08:24.229 --> 00:08:26.007 and I am already at Burning Man. 102 00:08:26.007 --> 00:08:27.024 I've no idea how I got here. 103 00:08:27.024 --> 00:08:28.375 I thought I bombed that interview. 104 00:08:28.375 --> 00:08:29.960 - Oh, hey, please don't tell Bill anything. 105 00:08:29.960 --> 00:08:31.479 This is basically a new problem. 106 00:08:31.479 --> 00:08:33.458 And I have to get out of the dorms at Stanford. 107 00:08:33.458 --> 00:08:34.375 - Stanford? 108 00:08:35.708 --> 00:08:39.026 Are you the software genius, self-driving car creator Joe? 109 00:08:39.026 --> 00:08:40.426 Like, 30 under 30, TED Fellow, 110 00:08:40.426 --> 00:08:41.986 Fast Company's Most Creative? 111 00:08:41.986 --> 00:08:44.633 - I mean, I didn't do it by myself. My fraternity helped me. 112 00:08:44.633 --> 00:08:46.133 - Ew. At Stanford? 113 00:08:48.273 --> 00:08:51.293 - Yeah, at Stanford. We build things. 114 00:08:51.293 --> 00:08:52.126 - I see. 115 00:08:53.183 --> 00:08:54.994 I was gonna tell you how to fix your lidar system, 116 00:08:54.994 --> 00:08:58.577 but I know you already know how to do that. 117 00:08:59.711 --> 00:09:03.879 - Well, I mean, you know, just for conjecture. 118 00:09:03.879 --> 00:09:05.194 - Molly! 119 00:09:05.194 --> 00:09:07.875 This sexy little Nikola Tesla nugget 120 00:09:07.875 --> 00:09:10.171 only has hours to prepare his speech. 121 00:09:10.171 --> 00:09:12.161 Don't distract him. How's it going, Joe? 122 00:09:12.161 --> 00:09:13.440 - Oh- - No pressure. 123 00:09:13.440 --> 00:09:14.798 It's only gonna be me, you, 124 00:09:14.798 --> 00:09:16.820 and the biggest names in Silicon Valley 125 00:09:16.820 --> 00:09:18.309 under the tent tonight. 126 00:09:18.309 --> 00:09:22.668 Nail this, and I will write you a blank check. 127 00:09:22.668 --> 00:09:25.876 Ooh, I wanna see a demo now, Joe. But I can wait. 128 00:09:25.876 --> 00:09:28.561 Ooh, but I wanna see it now. But I can wait. 129 00:09:28.561 --> 00:09:31.974 But if you wanna keep tickling my balls, do it. 130 00:09:31.974 --> 00:09:33.476 - Uh, no. - Tickle them, tickle them- 131 00:09:33.476 --> 00:09:35.494 - No thank you. - Tickle them, tickle them. 132 00:09:35.494 --> 00:09:37.893 Ah, that's what I like to hear, hashtag awesome! 133 00:09:37.893 --> 00:09:40.010 Remember, at Camp Safeword, 134 00:09:40.010 --> 00:09:43.593 we don't just have tech demos, we have fun. 135 00:09:45.445 --> 00:09:47.465 What do you do? 136 00:09:47.465 --> 00:09:48.635 Yoga? What is it? 137 00:09:48.635 --> 00:09:49.468 - I just... 138 00:09:49.468 --> 00:09:51.184 Nothing. - Oh, yeah, you're a juicer. 139 00:09:51.184 --> 00:09:53.540 Speaking of which, our drugs were confiscated. 140 00:09:53.540 --> 00:09:56.082 Bureau of Land Management is on high alert. 141 00:09:56.082 --> 00:09:58.100 They're stopping every hippie bus from here to Gerlach. 142 00:09:58.100 --> 00:10:00.980 I was promised Choco Tacos and some goddamned molly! 143 00:10:00.980 --> 00:10:01.991 - I'm right here. 144 00:10:01.991 --> 00:10:03.950 - No, I meant pure-grade MDMA... 145 00:10:03.950 --> 00:10:05.590 Molls, could you get some of that? 146 00:10:05.590 --> 00:10:06.555 - You're joking, there's- 147 00:10:06.555 --> 00:10:09.222 - Does it look like I'm joking?! 148 00:10:10.084 --> 00:10:11.224 We need these drugs 149 00:10:11.224 --> 00:10:14.119 or else tonight's soiree is going to be a flop! 150 00:10:14.119 --> 00:10:16.406 Camp Safeword, which I co-founded with Diddy, 151 00:10:16.406 --> 00:10:19.476 hosts the most exclusive soiree at Burning Man. 152 00:10:19.476 --> 00:10:22.456 I can hold on the Choco Tacos, but I need my drugs! 153 00:10:22.456 --> 00:10:25.891 Why does everything always happen to me?! Why? 154 00:10:25.891 --> 00:10:27.058 Okay. Okay, B. 155 00:10:28.115 --> 00:10:29.875 Breathe, Bill. 156 00:10:29.875 --> 00:10:31.292 Breathe. Breathe. 157 00:10:32.712 --> 00:10:35.274 Practice the mindfulness exercises 158 00:10:35.274 --> 00:10:37.042 you've been working on with Sandeep. 159 00:10:40.433 --> 00:10:42.114 I'm the best, I'm the best! I'm hashtag blessed! 160 00:10:42.114 --> 00:10:44.965 I'm the best, I'm the best! I'm hashtag blessed! 161 00:10:44.965 --> 00:10:46.048 I'm the best. 162 00:10:47.219 --> 00:10:48.302 I'm the best. 163 00:10:50.909 --> 00:10:51.742 I'm back. 164 00:10:52.818 --> 00:10:56.243 Get me pure-grade MDMA, enough for the whole camp. 165 00:10:56.243 --> 00:10:59.796 And, Joe, remember, this is your moment. 166 00:10:59.796 --> 00:11:01.879 Hashtag don't fuck it up. 167 00:11:04.509 --> 00:11:05.891 - Don't worry, I know how to fix 168 00:11:05.891 --> 00:11:07.153 your lidar mount using parts that I've- 169 00:11:07.153 --> 00:11:09.403 - Yeah, thanks, I got this. 170 00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:12.752 - Mm. 171 00:11:17.027 --> 00:11:20.297 Listen, you got a free ticket to Burning Man. 172 00:11:20.297 --> 00:11:22.938 Be a Sparkle Pony, sow your wild oats, 173 00:11:22.938 --> 00:11:24.265 milk a goat, I don't give a fuck. 174 00:11:24.265 --> 00:11:26.015 Just get me my drugs. 175 00:11:28.420 --> 00:11:30.038 You know why you got the job? 176 00:11:30.038 --> 00:11:31.369 - Because of my degree from Berkeley 177 00:11:31.369 --> 00:11:33.750 and hardware engineering expertise. 178 00:11:33.750 --> 00:11:36.798 - Sure, you can tell yourself that. 179 00:11:36.798 --> 00:11:38.728 I have great instincts. 180 00:11:38.728 --> 00:11:40.980 You know your way around here. 181 00:11:40.980 --> 00:11:43.549 You know where to find the drugs. 182 00:11:43.549 --> 00:11:46.317 I checked out your Finsta. Really interesting content. 183 00:11:46.317 --> 00:11:47.403 - You found my Finsta? 184 00:11:47.403 --> 00:11:50.189 - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, speaking of which, 185 00:11:50.189 --> 00:11:53.109 I thought of this outfit for tonight's soiree. 186 00:11:53.109 --> 00:11:54.005 Really fits the theme. 187 00:11:54.005 --> 00:11:56.499 It was supposed to be for my last assistant, 188 00:11:56.499 --> 00:11:58.608 who walked out yesterday, 189 00:11:58.608 --> 00:12:01.608 but I think you can squeeze into it, 190 00:12:02.837 --> 00:12:04.837 and you will look great. 191 00:12:07.977 --> 00:12:12.459 Now remember, there is no "no" at Camp Safeword, 192 00:12:12.459 --> 00:12:17.459 and your bonus and loan payments are at my discretion. 193 00:12:17.550 --> 00:12:18.383 Mm? 194 00:12:19.800 --> 00:12:20.633 Yeah. Mm. 195 00:12:25.926 --> 00:12:27.176 That's my girl. 196 00:12:29.836 --> 00:12:30.836 Bill is out. 197 00:12:37.788 --> 00:12:42.324 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 198 00:12:42.324 --> 00:12:47.324 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 199 00:12:52.579 --> 00:12:57.579 love My Little Pony 200 00:13:02.835 --> 00:13:07.631 from the default world 201 00:13:17.814 --> 00:13:21.834 actor in this play 202 00:13:33.425 --> 00:13:38.425 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 203 00:13:38.836 --> 00:13:43.307 I'd look up to in life 204 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:51.917 wire in my dollhouse 205 00:13:51.917 --> 00:13:54.528 he'd be so bothered 206 00:13:54.528 --> 00:13:58.987 was really all about 207 00:14:03.460 --> 00:14:05.800 out things with gear 208 00:14:19.076 --> 00:14:24.076 actor in this play 209 00:14:29.549 --> 00:14:34.549 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 210 00:14:34.704 --> 00:14:39.704 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 211 00:14:53.985 --> 00:14:56.762 - I'm sorry about before. 212 00:14:56.762 --> 00:14:57.595 I just... 213 00:14:59.014 --> 00:15:00.347 Well, I'm sorry. 214 00:15:02.604 --> 00:15:03.746 Wow, he really gave you 215 00:15:03.746 --> 00:15:05.855 a leather Princess Leia bikini for a work event. 216 00:15:05.855 --> 00:15:08.860 - It wouldn't be the most revealing thing I've ever worn. 217 00:15:08.860 --> 00:15:10.292 - It's inappropriate. 218 00:15:10.292 --> 00:15:11.125 - Yeah. 219 00:15:12.121 --> 00:15:13.088 - God! 220 00:15:13.088 --> 00:15:15.290 - Jesus! Didn't you cut the power?! 221 00:15:25.474 --> 00:15:30.141 Well, now it is the most revealing thing I've ever worn. 222 00:15:34.307 --> 00:15:36.917 Is that a self-actualizing thing? 223 00:15:36.917 --> 00:15:38.084 I do that too. 224 00:15:45.959 --> 00:15:46.792 That's not what I expected. 225 00:15:50.668 --> 00:15:53.877 pray to Steve Jobs. 226 00:15:53.877 --> 00:15:54.710 What? 227 00:15:54.710 --> 00:15:59.710 Valley's against you 228 00:16:09.755 --> 00:16:14.755 rut in a technical review 229 00:16:25.241 --> 00:16:30.241 revolution is up to you 230 00:16:40.293 --> 00:16:42.104 He didn't have to deal with sexual harassment. 231 00:16:42.104 --> 00:16:45.753 - Steven Jobs was his own boss, he invented the Apple IIe, 232 00:16:45.753 --> 00:16:46.884 and he saved the rainforest. 233 00:16:46.884 --> 00:16:48.831 - He literally didn't. 234 00:16:48.831 --> 00:16:50.088 - We can get you drugs, 235 00:16:50.088 --> 00:16:51.651 and we can figure out what's wrong with my car. 236 00:16:51.651 --> 00:16:53.572 - Your lidar rotational mount's burnt. 237 00:16:53.572 --> 00:16:55.192 You just need to find a replacement motor. 238 00:16:55.192 --> 00:16:57.942 But I know you already knew that. 239 00:16:59.615 --> 00:17:01.105 - Right. 240 00:17:01.105 --> 00:17:01.938 - Ahem. 241 00:17:02.772 --> 00:17:04.478 - Oh, sorry. 242 00:17:04.478 --> 00:17:06.868 Okay, I'm ready. All right, go. 243 00:17:26.729 --> 00:17:30.533 that this world needs 244 00:17:30.533 --> 00:17:34.412 through technology 245 00:17:34.412 --> 00:17:38.283 that this world needs 246 00:17:38.283 --> 00:17:41.728 through technology 247 00:17:57.587 --> 00:17:58.420 - Okay. 248 00:18:02.442 --> 00:18:04.162 I'm guessing from your lack of goggles, 249 00:18:04.162 --> 00:18:05.764 this is your first Burn? 250 00:18:05.764 --> 00:18:06.597 - Yeah. 251 00:18:07.842 --> 00:18:09.282 - Stick with me. 252 00:18:09.282 --> 00:18:12.351 The playa provides, but we're gonna have to get creative 253 00:18:12.351 --> 00:18:13.587 if we wanna meet this deadline, 254 00:18:13.587 --> 00:18:16.837 which means we'll have to go to my first hookup. 255 00:18:16.837 --> 00:18:18.170 - These are fun. 256 00:18:21.553 --> 00:18:24.212 - Hey, bruh, we got the WiFi going. 257 00:18:24.212 --> 00:18:26.620 If you want to get the livestream going... 258 00:18:26.620 --> 00:18:28.033 Yeah, all right. - Party people, 259 00:18:28.033 --> 00:18:29.859 it's the place to be! 260 00:18:29.859 --> 00:18:32.026 Welcome to Camp Polyamory! 261 00:19:21.629 --> 00:19:23.657 touching all my sherwani 262 00:20:13.806 --> 00:20:14.973 Uh, that's it. 263 00:20:22.042 --> 00:20:23.267 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 264 00:20:23.267 --> 00:20:24.100 I'm sorry. 265 00:20:25.574 --> 00:20:26.657 - Skirt-skit? 266 00:20:27.654 --> 00:20:29.130 Go over there and make us some drinks. 267 00:20:29.130 --> 00:20:30.797 Yeah. Yeah. 268 00:20:35.130 --> 00:20:38.595 - That's not the rotational mount I had in mind. 269 00:20:38.595 --> 00:20:41.535 - Hey, Sparkle, welcome back. 270 00:20:41.535 --> 00:20:42.835 Long time. 271 00:20:42.835 --> 00:20:44.654 - I don't go by Sparkle Pony anymore. 272 00:20:44.654 --> 00:20:45.575 - Wait. You know this guy? 273 00:20:51.346 --> 00:20:54.150 Um, she's helping me with my autonomous vehicle. 274 00:20:59.406 --> 00:21:01.492 - Who talks like that? 275 00:21:01.492 --> 00:21:05.018 - Everyone, Sparkle, get with the program. 276 00:21:05.018 --> 00:21:07.219 Chad, I need a favor. 277 00:21:07.219 --> 00:21:10.051 - What is it? Anything for you. 278 00:21:10.051 --> 00:21:12.081 - I need drugs. - Drugs! 279 00:21:12.081 --> 00:21:14.648 - Okay. Some kinda sexual? 280 00:21:14.648 --> 00:21:18.020 - Pure-grade MDMA or ecstasy. - Do you have Percocet? 281 00:21:18.020 --> 00:21:19.790 Molly, Percocet? 282 00:21:19.790 --> 00:21:20.745 No. 283 00:21:20.745 --> 00:21:23.802 Okay, well, what are you gonna give me in return? 284 00:21:23.802 --> 00:21:26.803 - That's not how Burning Man works. 285 00:21:26.803 --> 00:21:27.636 - Okay. 286 00:21:30.249 --> 00:21:32.421 - The gifting economy runs freely 287 00:21:32.421 --> 00:21:34.879 when people give to each other without money- 288 00:21:34.879 --> 00:21:36.699 - Okay. - Without bartering. 289 00:21:36.699 --> 00:21:40.338 - Okay. 290 00:21:40.338 --> 00:21:43.020 - Do you have the MDMA or not? 291 00:21:43.020 --> 00:21:43.853 - Um. 292 00:21:46.161 --> 00:21:47.117 Yeah, I do. 293 00:21:47.117 --> 00:21:48.105 - Great. 294 00:21:48.105 --> 00:21:51.574 - I was, like, starting to feel it before you came. 295 00:21:51.574 --> 00:21:53.405 You said MDMA, right? 296 00:21:53.405 --> 00:21:54.262 - You put it in the... 297 00:21:54.262 --> 00:21:56.847 - Yeah. I made rolly margs! 298 00:21:56.847 --> 00:21:57.680 Here. 299 00:22:00.596 --> 00:22:02.431 It's for you. 300 00:22:02.431 --> 00:22:03.681 You want? - I'm gonna go. 301 00:22:03.681 --> 00:22:04.597 - No, no, wait! 302 00:22:04.597 --> 00:22:06.318 There's gonna be party favors 303 00:22:06.318 --> 00:22:07.400 at this event I'm DJing tonight. 304 00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:08.474 And Choco Tacos. 305 00:22:08.474 --> 00:22:10.891 I could probably, like, um... 306 00:22:12.095 --> 00:22:13.923 I could, like, probably get you in. 307 00:22:13.923 --> 00:22:15.752 - Bill's party? 308 00:22:15.752 --> 00:22:18.169 - Yeah! Ah, that guy is dope! 309 00:22:20.488 --> 00:22:22.598 He's, like, on the board of Burning Man. 310 00:22:22.598 --> 00:22:23.735 The guy's a visionary. 311 00:22:23.735 --> 00:22:26.542 They're gonna have some sorta investor meeting 312 00:22:26.542 --> 00:22:28.832 before the event tonight. 313 00:22:28.832 --> 00:22:31.915 Bill is going to automate Burning Man. 314 00:22:33.154 --> 00:22:36.987 And his Burn is gonna be better than our Burn, 315 00:22:38.384 --> 00:22:43.236 just like how Disney World is better than the real world. 316 00:22:46.799 --> 00:22:48.966 - What? - How do you know Bill? 317 00:22:48.966 --> 00:22:49.851 Did you get wristbands? 318 00:22:49.851 --> 00:22:51.100 - Wristbands? - Yeah. 319 00:22:51.100 --> 00:22:52.853 - He's my employer. I work for Safeword. 320 00:22:52.853 --> 00:22:55.122 - And I'm presenting my- - Amaze-balls! 321 00:22:55.122 --> 00:22:58.205 What? I am so, like, so proud of you. 322 00:22:59.189 --> 00:23:02.078 This party's gonna be lit. 323 00:23:02.078 --> 00:23:06.039 And I'm gonna be live streaming until the party gets rolly, 324 00:23:06.039 --> 00:23:07.888 and then I'm gonna switch to my OnlyFans. 325 00:23:07.888 --> 00:23:09.321 - It's not that kinda party, Chad. 326 00:23:09.321 --> 00:23:11.520 - We can connect, you know, like old times. 327 00:23:11.520 --> 00:23:13.853 I'm bringing Willow and Eve, 328 00:23:17.016 --> 00:23:18.736 and, like, Steve. 329 00:23:18.736 --> 00:23:19.569 - No. 330 00:23:24.728 --> 00:23:25.645 - You okay? 331 00:23:26.569 --> 00:23:29.625 - Yeah. It's kinda weird seeing it from the other side. 332 00:23:29.625 --> 00:23:32.426 Is this what Burning Man's all about? 333 00:24:16.139 --> 00:24:17.345 - That yogi was gonna call me. 334 00:24:17.345 --> 00:24:19.652 - Molly, you camped with these people? 335 00:24:19.652 --> 00:24:21.556 - Let me explain. 336 00:24:23.864 --> 00:24:25.927 polyamory camp and met Chad 337 00:24:25.927 --> 00:24:27.680 filled me with his love 338 00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:30.029 sharing, and I mean sharing 339 00:24:48.363 --> 00:24:52.257 autonomous, autonomous 340 00:24:58.909 --> 00:25:03.909 consciousness, consciousness 341 00:25:04.650 --> 00:25:06.650 - What's a shirt cocker? 342 00:25:09.414 --> 00:25:10.414 - Mm. There. 343 00:25:12.187 --> 00:25:14.007 - Oh. That's literal. 344 00:25:14.007 --> 00:25:15.090 Just a shirt. 345 00:25:16.317 --> 00:25:17.721 Oh, my god, that's huge. 346 00:25:17.721 --> 00:25:19.180 Oh, my god, that's so big! 347 00:25:19.180 --> 00:25:20.339 Molly what is that?! 348 00:25:20.339 --> 00:25:21.557 - It's a dust storm. 349 00:25:21.557 --> 00:25:24.489 Put your goggles on. We'll take shelter in that yurt. 350 00:25:24.489 --> 00:25:26.753 What's a yurt?! 351 00:25:26.753 --> 00:25:27.753 - Huh? Wait. 352 00:25:31.736 --> 00:25:32.569 Molly?! 353 00:25:52.111 --> 00:25:53.389 That was insane. 354 00:25:53.389 --> 00:25:55.120 This isn't Sunnyvale anymore. 355 00:25:57.193 --> 00:26:01.191 Is that a headless Barbie doll? 356 00:26:01.191 --> 00:26:03.160 - I don't care. 357 00:26:03.160 --> 00:26:04.833 - Welcome home. 358 00:26:04.833 --> 00:26:07.692 take a load off. 359 00:26:07.692 --> 00:26:08.775 - Oh. Thanks. 360 00:26:09.815 --> 00:26:12.402 Could barely breathe out there. 361 00:26:12.402 --> 00:26:13.830 Oh, smells interesting in here. 362 00:26:13.830 --> 00:26:17.977 - Mm. You two cool with a gentle contact high? 363 00:26:17.977 --> 00:26:20.707 - I'm from Cali. I think I can hang. 364 00:26:21.710 --> 00:26:23.043 Wow, cool vibes. 365 00:26:24.238 --> 00:26:27.988 This is what I used to imagine Burning Man was like. 366 00:26:27.988 --> 00:26:29.346 How many Burns have you been to? 367 00:26:30.404 --> 00:26:33.690 - Well, they say, well-aged and aged well, baby. 368 00:26:33.690 --> 00:26:35.690 I was at the first Burn. 369 00:26:37.396 --> 00:26:42.396 with Janis Joplin 370 00:26:43.006 --> 00:26:48.006 a girl with Kerouac 371 00:27:08.310 --> 00:27:13.310 with the Grateful Dead 372 00:27:18.169 --> 00:27:23.169 I nearly lost my head 373 00:27:24.412 --> 00:27:28.803 know what you're missing 374 00:27:33.743 --> 00:27:38.743 these new age hippies 375 00:27:39.235 --> 00:27:44.235 broths, and flying drones 376 00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:49.719 spirit of Burning Man 377 00:27:54.606 --> 00:27:59.606 just ain't the same 378 00:27:59.916 --> 00:28:04.916 and self-expression 379 00:28:05.296 --> 00:28:10.296 band together at all 380 00:28:21.227 --> 00:28:25.000 better the year before 381 00:28:35.296 --> 00:28:40.296 year's Burn was better 382 00:29:05.347 --> 00:29:10.347 in a multi-colored bus 383 00:29:30.653 --> 00:29:35.653 into the next life 384 00:29:36.262 --> 00:29:41.262 this transformative change 385 00:29:42.609 --> 00:29:47.609 and radically participate 386 00:30:01.917 --> 00:30:06.917 without leaving a trace 387 00:30:17.831 --> 00:30:22.831 better the year before 388 00:30:34.412 --> 00:30:39.412 year's Burn was better 389 00:31:26.891 --> 00:31:28.182 Yes? 390 00:31:28.182 --> 00:31:29.157 - I'm confused. 391 00:31:29.157 --> 00:31:31.456 Nostalgia makes us remember things as better in the past, 392 00:31:31.456 --> 00:31:33.208 but technology is always improving. 393 00:31:33.208 --> 00:31:36.180 - Mm, not necessarily true, my child. 394 00:31:36.180 --> 00:31:38.193 I mean, I used to code on punch cards 395 00:31:38.193 --> 00:31:39.416 when I was starting out. 396 00:31:39.416 --> 00:31:40.962 - Exactly. - But that meant we had 397 00:31:40.962 --> 00:31:43.764 to be exact and precise with our code, 398 00:31:43.764 --> 00:31:46.171 whereas nowadays any kid can watch a YouTube video 399 00:31:46.171 --> 00:31:48.186 and become a programmer. 400 00:31:48.186 --> 00:31:49.544 - You used to code? 401 00:31:49.544 --> 00:31:51.625 - I'd rather talk about human connection 402 00:31:51.625 --> 00:31:54.037 than Viewstamped Replication. 403 00:31:54.037 --> 00:31:56.305 - Oh, you used to code, code. 404 00:31:56.305 --> 00:31:58.279 - Children, the song I sang has history in it. 405 00:31:58.279 --> 00:32:02.241 But I, I wanna know about you two now. 406 00:32:02.241 --> 00:32:05.419 I feel like I've been waiting for you. 407 00:32:05.419 --> 00:32:06.768 - But you don't even know me. 408 00:32:06.768 --> 00:32:08.252 - Oh. Well, I can fix that. 409 00:32:08.252 --> 00:32:09.726 I'm Hazel. 410 00:32:09.726 --> 00:32:12.878 Out here, they call me Hazel the Hippie. 411 00:32:12.878 --> 00:32:15.211 Come on, sit down, children. 412 00:32:16.348 --> 00:32:18.161 - Oh. Hi, I'm Joe. 413 00:32:18.161 --> 00:32:19.919 Nice to meet you. But I have to get back to camp. 414 00:32:19.919 --> 00:32:22.361 - There's a dust storm. 415 00:32:22.361 --> 00:32:23.340 I'm Molly. 416 00:32:23.340 --> 00:32:25.007 - Molly, pick three. 417 00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:29.621 This won't take long. 418 00:32:29.621 --> 00:32:30.951 What's your sign? 419 00:32:30.951 --> 00:32:31.909 - Aquarius. 420 00:32:34.042 --> 00:32:35.863 - Free spirit, just like me. 421 00:32:37.410 --> 00:32:41.166 All right, let's see what the cards have to say. 422 00:32:41.166 --> 00:32:42.042 Hm. 423 00:32:44.858 --> 00:32:45.691 Ooh. 424 00:32:47.216 --> 00:32:51.271 I see a domineering presence in your life 425 00:32:51.271 --> 00:32:52.920 that's keeping you from your potential. 426 00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:57.770 - My ex, my father, my new boss, the list goes on. 427 00:32:57.770 --> 00:33:00.807 - You will rise up to take them down. 428 00:33:02.965 --> 00:33:04.820 Or at least one of them. 429 00:33:04.820 --> 00:33:06.987 Sorry, it's a little hazy. 430 00:33:08.638 --> 00:33:11.126 You came here seeking something. 431 00:33:11.126 --> 00:33:13.055 - Yeah. Replacement parts. 432 00:33:13.055 --> 00:33:15.286 - And drugs. Pure-grade MDMA. 433 00:33:15.286 --> 00:33:17.452 There's this invite-only soiree tonight, 434 00:33:17.452 --> 00:33:19.067 investor pitch thing. 435 00:33:19.067 --> 00:33:21.734 - I see. It's not Bill's, is it? 436 00:33:22.750 --> 00:33:23.846 - Do the cards say that? 437 00:33:23.846 --> 00:33:27.679 - Nah, I got the Evite weeks ago. Interesting. 438 00:33:28.875 --> 00:33:30.358 Right. 439 00:33:30.358 --> 00:33:32.275 The sign of your rising 440 00:33:33.630 --> 00:33:36.878 will be when the sheep baas three times. 441 00:33:36.878 --> 00:33:37.711 - Baas? 442 00:33:37.711 --> 00:33:40.982 - Cards say, "Sheep baas three times." 443 00:33:40.982 --> 00:33:42.860 Clairvoyancy works in mysterious ways. 444 00:33:42.860 --> 00:33:43.863 Either you're born with it 445 00:33:43.863 --> 00:33:46.074 or, like me, you get multiple online degrees 446 00:33:46.074 --> 00:33:47.559 in astrology to master it. 447 00:33:48.397 --> 00:33:49.654 Molly! 448 00:33:49.654 --> 00:33:51.841 - Chad, did you follow me here? 449 00:33:51.841 --> 00:33:53.463 - Yeah, I tried to, 450 00:33:53.463 --> 00:33:56.314 but there was a dust storm, and I'm still rolling, 451 00:33:56.314 --> 00:33:57.919 and there was this shirt cocker. 452 00:33:57.919 --> 00:33:59.351 - What do you want? 453 00:33:59.351 --> 00:34:01.377 - Well, I thought you were coming to the cuddle puddle. 454 00:34:01.377 --> 00:34:03.315 I thought we really had something special, you know? 455 00:34:03.315 --> 00:34:05.065 You, me, Willow, Eve- 456 00:34:06.324 --> 00:34:07.187 - Stop. 457 00:34:07.187 --> 00:34:10.019 - Hey, what about our poly contract, huh? 458 00:34:10.019 --> 00:34:10.900 They have contracts? 459 00:34:10.900 --> 00:34:13.400 - Get everything in writing in a joint venture. 460 00:34:13.400 --> 00:34:15.379 - The contract is over. 461 00:34:15.379 --> 00:34:19.040 I want this experience to be more than just drugs and tango. 462 00:34:19.040 --> 00:34:20.882 - Fair point. 463 00:34:20.882 --> 00:34:21.840 Fair point. 464 00:34:21.840 --> 00:34:24.650 But I thought you liked the dom contract, you know? 465 00:34:24.650 --> 00:34:26.163 You know I'd sub for you any day- 466 00:34:26.163 --> 00:34:27.525 - That was a phase. 467 00:34:27.525 --> 00:34:30.442 I've grown. I won't say up but out. 468 00:34:32.505 --> 00:34:34.588 And maybe you should too. 469 00:34:35.595 --> 00:34:38.734 Come on, Joe, let's go find these drugs. 470 00:34:38.734 --> 00:34:40.768 It was really nice meeting you. 471 00:34:40.768 --> 00:34:42.435 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 472 00:34:47.173 --> 00:34:51.006 Hoo, earth child, you got a lot of work to do. 473 00:34:53.835 --> 00:34:58.335 - I really like Molly, and Willow, and Eve, and Steve. 474 00:34:59.572 --> 00:35:01.338 - I can see that, baby. 475 00:35:01.338 --> 00:35:05.171 And it's okay. Hazel's gonna take care of you. 476 00:35:06.395 --> 00:35:09.645 You see, your self is like a labyrinth. 477 00:35:10.865 --> 00:35:14.962 You need to take off the mask, journey inward, 478 00:35:14.962 --> 00:35:17.129 and shed your former self. 479 00:35:18.954 --> 00:35:20.586 - Are you trying to seduce me? 480 00:35:20.586 --> 00:35:22.001 - Hm? - 'Cause Chad's down. 481 00:35:22.001 --> 00:35:22.911 - Wait, what? 482 00:35:22.911 --> 00:35:23.994 - Unpeel me, Hazel. 483 00:35:23.994 --> 00:35:25.899 - Ho! Wait, slow your roll, baby. 484 00:35:25.899 --> 00:35:26.732 Slow your roll. 485 00:35:29.350 --> 00:35:31.811 Listen to me, when I ask you, 486 00:35:31.811 --> 00:35:34.394 "Who is Chad?" what do you say? 487 00:35:35.491 --> 00:35:38.940 - Um, well, I'm a badass, former Vine star, 488 00:35:38.940 --> 00:35:40.509 soon-to-be celebrity DJ 489 00:35:40.509 --> 00:35:42.943 with tens of thousands of followers on social media. 490 00:35:42.943 --> 00:35:44.011 Church! - No, no, no, no, 491 00:35:44.011 --> 00:35:44.878 no, no, no, no. 492 00:35:44.878 --> 00:35:48.338 Those are just labels from the default world. 493 00:35:48.338 --> 00:35:51.421 I'm gonna ask you again, who is Chad? 494 00:35:53.676 --> 00:35:55.097 - Chadwick Edmund Wikowski? 495 00:35:55.097 --> 00:35:56.473 I don't know. - All right, all right, baby. 496 00:35:56.473 --> 00:35:58.179 Come here, sit down. Come down here. 497 00:35:58.179 --> 00:35:59.292 Come down here. - Okay. 498 00:35:59.292 --> 00:36:01.216 - Let's go. Unlock your chakras. 499 00:36:12.301 --> 00:36:15.051 - I love everyone and everything. 500 00:36:16.546 --> 00:36:20.802 And I just wanna spread my love, like Prince. 501 00:36:20.802 --> 00:36:24.641 - Yes, yes, and the universe is ready 502 00:36:24.641 --> 00:36:26.578 for you to spread your love. 503 00:36:26.578 --> 00:36:31.148 But first, you need to learn to treat everyone as equals, 504 00:36:31.148 --> 00:36:33.065 starting with yourself. 505 00:36:35.637 --> 00:36:36.470 Okay. 506 00:36:37.662 --> 00:36:39.335 I've learned a lot of life lessons 507 00:36:39.335 --> 00:36:41.835 by taking heavy hallucinogens. 508 00:36:43.035 --> 00:36:45.732 I happen to have a special tea that might help. 509 00:36:45.732 --> 00:36:46.974 - Oh, I keep it one hun. 510 00:36:48.570 --> 00:36:49.810 - Yeah, I don't know what that means, 511 00:36:49.810 --> 00:36:51.361 but I think it's a yes? 512 00:36:51.361 --> 00:36:52.327 - Oh, for sure, yeah. 513 00:36:52.327 --> 00:36:53.606 - Oh, okay. 514 00:37:01.531 --> 00:37:03.372 There's DMT in this cup. 515 00:37:03.372 --> 00:37:06.305 It's fast-acting, derived from ayahuasca. 516 00:37:06.305 --> 00:37:08.196 I brewed it from the leaves of a caapi vine 517 00:37:08.196 --> 00:37:11.029 gifted to me by an Urarina shaman. 518 00:37:11.879 --> 00:37:13.617 It ain't your average tea. 519 00:37:13.617 --> 00:37:16.498 - I think I heard about this on the Joe Rogan podcast. 520 00:37:16.498 --> 00:37:17.860 I think I'm in the right place to try it. 521 00:37:17.860 --> 00:37:19.097 - Be sure. 522 00:37:19.097 --> 00:37:24.097 Once sipped, some don't go back to their former selves. 523 00:37:24.190 --> 00:37:26.857 I will watch over you, my child. 524 00:37:30.451 --> 00:37:32.618 - Oh, holy Hyphy Movement. 525 00:37:33.489 --> 00:37:34.579 Teach me, oracle. 526 00:37:34.579 --> 00:37:37.211 - You're here to teach yourself. 527 00:37:37.211 --> 00:37:39.501 Buckle up, baby, you are flying inward. 528 00:37:39.501 --> 00:37:42.501 Release your chi and drink your tea. 529 00:37:50.478 --> 00:37:51.478 - Ooh. Whoa. 530 00:40:43.564 --> 00:40:45.147 I'm tripping balls. 531 00:40:50.188 --> 00:40:51.099 - Surprising themed. 532 00:40:51.099 --> 00:40:51.932 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 533 00:40:51.932 --> 00:40:53.049 - It looks good on your face. 534 00:40:53.049 --> 00:40:56.082 - Ooh, unleash your spirit! 535 00:40:56.082 --> 00:40:58.689 Ooh, let your juices flow! 536 00:40:58.689 --> 00:41:00.689 Unclench your sphincter! 537 00:41:02.758 --> 00:41:03.591 - Yeah, I don't think they'll have 538 00:41:03.591 --> 00:41:04.496 the motor we're looking for. 539 00:41:04.496 --> 00:41:06.036 - The drugs either. 540 00:41:06.036 --> 00:41:10.265 - Release those harmful toxins, those chem trails, 541 00:41:10.265 --> 00:41:12.854 the fluorides poisoning our waters. 542 00:41:12.854 --> 00:41:13.839 Waters. 543 00:41:15.139 --> 00:41:18.297 - Do you know what toxins are being fed to the whales? 544 00:41:18.297 --> 00:41:20.508 - The whales. - Release those harmful 545 00:41:20.508 --> 00:41:23.508 injections and let your juices flow. 546 00:41:24.982 --> 00:41:26.348 Ooh. 547 00:41:26.348 --> 00:41:28.832 - Yo, bro! Stop by the Spring Break Bro Camp! 548 00:41:28.832 --> 00:41:31.411 We're doing Picklebacks to Nickelback! 549 00:41:31.411 --> 00:41:33.412 Spin the wheel, get spanked. 550 00:41:35.364 --> 00:41:38.254 Yes! That means you get spanked. 551 00:41:38.254 --> 00:41:39.087 Bend over. 552 00:41:39.087 --> 00:41:39.920 - What? All right. 553 00:41:39.920 --> 00:41:41.260 Oh. 554 00:41:41.260 --> 00:41:43.021 Oh, that was nice. 555 00:41:44.994 --> 00:41:46.107 - Hey, it's not Picklebacks. 556 00:41:46.107 --> 00:41:48.107 It's Fireball. Fireball! 557 00:41:51.057 --> 00:41:53.035 You know, it's half the calories of a Jagerbomb. 558 00:41:53.035 --> 00:41:55.087 We're about radical self-expression here. 559 00:41:55.087 --> 00:41:56.008 - Then how come you all dress 560 00:41:56.008 --> 00:41:57.508 and look the same? 561 00:41:59.070 --> 00:42:01.517 - Heh! Good one, bro. 562 00:42:01.517 --> 00:42:02.350 Now open up. 563 00:42:09.273 --> 00:42:11.039 - Oh, yeah, this is what we drink at the frat. 564 00:42:11.039 --> 00:42:13.650 - You're, what, like, 25, and you still live on campus? 565 00:42:13.650 --> 00:42:15.637 Uh, it's graduate housing at Stanford. 566 00:42:15.637 --> 00:42:16.669 - Mm, at Stanford? 567 00:42:16.669 --> 00:42:18.552 - Yeah, at Stanford. - Hey, I got a joke for you. 568 00:42:18.552 --> 00:42:21.993 How do you know that someone went to Stanford? 569 00:42:21.993 --> 00:42:24.878 They tell you within the first 90 seconds of meeting them, 570 00:42:24.878 --> 00:42:26.220 which is literally what you told me 571 00:42:26.220 --> 00:42:28.591 in the first 90 seconds of me meeting you, 572 00:42:28.591 --> 00:42:32.022 that you went to Stanford. 573 00:42:32.022 --> 00:42:33.685 Hi! 574 00:42:33.685 --> 00:42:37.227 - Hi. What brings you to this side of the dusty playa? 575 00:42:37.227 --> 00:42:39.862 - I'm looking to score some pure-grade MDMA. 576 00:42:39.862 --> 00:42:40.862 - Mm, mm-hm. 577 00:42:42.073 --> 00:42:44.156 Shrooms, uppers, downers, 578 00:42:46.482 --> 00:42:48.982 Special K, Children's Tylenol. 579 00:42:50.503 --> 00:42:53.048 Looks like our medicine cabinet is all out of supplies. 580 00:42:53.048 --> 00:42:54.438 I'm gonna have to send you to Thunderhome. 581 00:42:54.438 --> 00:42:56.215 - Oh, thank you. 582 00:42:56.215 --> 00:42:57.056 - If you're ever in the neighborhood again, 583 00:42:57.056 --> 00:42:58.893 come by for a spanking. 584 00:42:58.893 --> 00:43:00.095 - Ooh. - We will. 585 00:43:00.095 --> 00:43:00.928 Thanks. 586 00:43:02.648 --> 00:43:05.065 - Welcome to the Thunderhome! 587 00:43:07.154 --> 00:43:09.421 Two people may enter, one may win, 588 00:43:09.421 --> 00:43:12.010 unless, unless you have, you know, like, four people, 589 00:43:12.010 --> 00:43:13.623 and then as a tag team, that's two-on-two, 590 00:43:13.623 --> 00:43:15.035 so you have four people that enter, 591 00:43:15.035 --> 00:43:16.093 and then that means two may win. 592 00:43:16.093 --> 00:43:17.923 But if you wanna add one more person to that, 593 00:43:17.923 --> 00:43:19.517 so that means it's, like, six people that enter, 594 00:43:19.517 --> 00:43:21.040 so that means it's a three-on-three, right? 595 00:43:21.040 --> 00:43:22.175 So that means six people enter, 596 00:43:22.175 --> 00:43:23.189 and then three people may win, 597 00:43:23.189 --> 00:43:26.340 but with that, with the three people, 598 00:43:26.340 --> 00:43:28.297 that could be every man for himself, 599 00:43:28.297 --> 00:43:30.908 so essentially, one person is the winner. 600 00:43:30.908 --> 00:43:32.799 Right. All right, look at the sign. 601 00:43:32.799 --> 00:43:35.216 Don't bitch. Have a good one. 602 00:43:38.677 --> 00:43:40.767 - Hazel, hi. What are you doing here? 603 00:43:40.767 --> 00:43:42.968 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 604 00:43:42.968 --> 00:43:44.426 This camp? 605 00:43:44.426 --> 00:43:47.926 This is about immediacy and participation. 606 00:43:50.231 --> 00:43:52.648 There are no spectators here. 607 00:43:53.871 --> 00:43:54.704 - Okay. 608 00:43:55.918 --> 00:43:56.751 Mm-hm. 609 00:43:57.688 --> 00:43:59.105 What's happening? 610 00:44:39.260 --> 00:44:40.614 I don't know what just happened. 611 00:44:40.614 --> 00:44:42.669 - Hey, it turns out we have a hundred tabs 612 00:44:42.669 --> 00:44:44.345 of ecstasy in our camp. 613 00:44:44.345 --> 00:44:46.876 Take these. We're supposed to be a clean and sober camp. 614 00:44:46.876 --> 00:44:47.709 - Thank you! 615 00:44:48.890 --> 00:44:50.731 The playa provides. 616 00:44:50.731 --> 00:44:52.064 - Yeah. Come on. 617 00:44:54.850 --> 00:44:57.252 Hazel, what is this? 618 00:44:57.252 --> 00:45:01.752 - This, oh, this is the heart and soul of Burning Man. 619 00:45:04.145 --> 00:45:06.978 This coming together in community, 620 00:45:08.316 --> 00:45:09.743 each individual championing 621 00:45:09.743 --> 00:45:11.985 their own radical self-expression, 622 00:45:11.985 --> 00:45:14.839 while honoring the same in others. 623 00:45:15.672 --> 00:45:19.248 This, this Burning Man experiment, 624 00:45:19.248 --> 00:45:22.206 this is the human experience uncorked 625 00:45:22.206 --> 00:45:26.464 and poured out onto the desert for one week every year. 626 00:45:26.464 --> 00:45:28.664 It's our greatest intention 627 00:45:28.664 --> 00:45:32.831 and our highest creative expression made manifest. 628 00:46:02.246 --> 00:46:07.079 in embracing warmth 629 00:46:14.921 --> 00:46:19.921 brighter than everything 630 00:47:11.913 --> 00:47:13.692 I'm up here for Camp Safeword. 631 00:47:15.195 --> 00:47:17.128 - Fuck, fuck, fuck my fucking... 632 00:47:17.128 --> 00:47:19.211 Holy Ghost of Steve Jobs. 633 00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:23.472 Molly, where've you been? We've been looking for you. 634 00:47:23.472 --> 00:47:24.556 - Oh. 635 00:47:24.556 --> 00:47:27.889 - There's something different about you. 636 00:47:28.824 --> 00:47:30.974 I don't like it. 637 00:47:30.974 --> 00:47:32.057 Walk with me. 638 00:47:32.922 --> 00:47:36.472 Joe, let me give you a little piece of advice. 639 00:47:36.472 --> 00:47:38.162 When I was a young man, much like yourself, 640 00:47:38.162 --> 00:47:40.245 well, not quite like you, 641 00:47:41.655 --> 00:47:45.018 Steve Jobs cornered me in an elevator. 642 00:47:45.018 --> 00:47:48.057 He smelled of cedar and power, 643 00:47:48.057 --> 00:47:51.224 and he said, "Bill, don't fuck it up." 644 00:47:52.516 --> 00:47:56.175 That was the best career advice I have ever received, 645 00:47:56.175 --> 00:47:58.745 and I'm passing it along to you, 646 00:47:58.745 --> 00:48:01.078 much like herpes but better. 647 00:48:02.436 --> 00:48:03.548 - It's okay, a lot of people have it- 648 00:48:03.548 --> 00:48:05.601 - Joe, go work on the tech demo. 649 00:48:08.660 --> 00:48:09.493 Mm. 650 00:48:15.460 --> 00:48:17.661 Molly, this is molly. 651 00:48:17.661 --> 00:48:19.940 I asked you to get mushrooms! 652 00:48:19.940 --> 00:48:21.963 I don't want my investors humping each other, 653 00:48:21.963 --> 00:48:23.931 I want their minds blown by my speech! 654 00:48:23.931 --> 00:48:24.874 - You said ecstasy. 655 00:48:24.874 --> 00:48:27.166 - I didn't ask for molly, Molly. 656 00:48:27.166 --> 00:48:28.653 I have one of the great memories of all time. 657 00:48:28.653 --> 00:48:29.740 Are you calling me a liar? 658 00:48:29.740 --> 00:48:31.282 - No. 659 00:48:31.282 --> 00:48:34.143 - I ask you to do one thing, go mushroom shopping, 660 00:48:34.143 --> 00:48:35.840 and you, you fuck it up. 661 00:48:35.840 --> 00:48:37.703 Do you have any idea what this makes me look like? 662 00:48:37.703 --> 00:48:39.644 I went to all this effort to create an- 663 00:48:39.644 --> 00:48:41.035 - In the spirit of Burning Man, like- 664 00:48:41.035 --> 00:48:42.646 - Don't interrupt me! 665 00:48:45.629 --> 00:48:47.962 "The spirit of Burning Man?" 666 00:48:49.980 --> 00:48:51.766 This place is garbage! 667 00:48:51.766 --> 00:48:56.099 I mean, it is literally surrounded by a trash fence! 668 00:48:57.358 --> 00:48:59.029 I got on the board to terraform this place 669 00:48:59.029 --> 00:49:01.220 into something valuable, 670 00:49:01.220 --> 00:49:04.483 and not just porta potties surrounded by stacks of sticks 671 00:49:04.483 --> 00:49:07.650 and tents from Walmart, and cuddle puddles, 672 00:49:07.650 --> 00:49:10.067 and puppy piles, and furries, 673 00:49:10.909 --> 00:49:14.248 and some kinda weird human centipede sex act, 674 00:49:14.248 --> 00:49:15.219 I still don't understand it, 675 00:49:15.219 --> 00:49:18.552 and this, what the fuckity fuck is this? 676 00:49:21.408 --> 00:49:25.235 Gee golly, Miss Molly doesn't know the difference 677 00:49:25.235 --> 00:49:27.537 between pills and shrooms. 678 00:49:27.537 --> 00:49:31.036 I'm about to drop the most earth-shattering talk 679 00:49:31.036 --> 00:49:33.286 on the motherfucking playa! 680 00:49:40.264 --> 00:49:42.984 what have you heard 681 00:49:42.984 --> 00:49:46.157 welcome to the new Burn 682 00:49:46.157 --> 00:49:49.226 down, burn and pillage 683 00:49:49.226 --> 00:49:52.777 b-b-b-Burning Village 684 00:50:05.122 --> 00:50:06.122 I'm amazing. 685 00:50:08.065 --> 00:50:10.004 Here's what we're gonna do. 686 00:50:10.004 --> 00:50:11.890 Investors will be here soon. 687 00:50:11.890 --> 00:50:14.899 We'll put these into the swag bags for the Gen Z-ers. 688 00:50:14.899 --> 00:50:17.205 They eat laundry pods for Christ's sakes, 689 00:50:17.205 --> 00:50:18.716 they won't even know what this is. 690 00:50:18.716 --> 00:50:19.895 - I don't think that that's a good idea. 691 00:50:19.895 --> 00:50:21.162 - Well, I'm not paying you to think, 692 00:50:21.162 --> 00:50:23.038 I am paying you for the leather bikini, 693 00:50:23.038 --> 00:50:25.958 which I don't see you wearing. 694 00:50:25.958 --> 00:50:28.066 - It's inappropriate. 695 00:50:28.066 --> 00:50:30.033 I'm a junior associate at your firm. 696 00:50:30.033 --> 00:50:32.220 - "I'm a junior associate at your," okay? 697 00:50:32.220 --> 00:50:33.194 - It's inappropriate. 698 00:50:33.194 --> 00:50:34.738 - Molly. - And I'm not wearing it. 699 00:50:36.390 --> 00:50:37.223 - Molly. 700 00:50:38.808 --> 00:50:41.058 Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly. 701 00:50:44.449 --> 00:50:48.866 You pretend to be new at this, but I know you're not. 702 00:50:50.926 --> 00:50:55.676 You are, oh, what's the word, experienced at Burning Man. 703 00:50:57.201 --> 00:51:00.118 I know you've worn next to nothing. 704 00:51:01.358 --> 00:51:04.191 I know you've done hardcore drugs. 705 00:51:06.027 --> 00:51:11.014 I know you've been part of the poly camp with my DJ. 706 00:51:11.014 --> 00:51:12.705 This is not an outside ask. 707 00:51:12.705 --> 00:51:15.168 - How did you find that out? - Safeword Venture Capital 708 00:51:15.168 --> 00:51:17.624 is the world-leading venture capital firm, 709 00:51:17.624 --> 00:51:19.974 investing in the tech of the further future. 710 00:51:19.974 --> 00:51:21.054 - Doesn't make any sense. 711 00:51:21.054 --> 00:51:24.383 - We vet our hires through every means possible 712 00:51:24.383 --> 00:51:27.505 to ensure the content of their character reflects 713 00:51:27.505 --> 00:51:32.505 the ethics of our institution. 714 00:51:32.586 --> 00:51:33.419 Oh. 715 00:51:34.377 --> 00:51:35.210 Mm. 716 00:51:37.103 --> 00:51:38.969 Sweet cheeks. 717 00:51:38.969 --> 00:51:40.647 Get the leather on. 718 00:51:40.647 --> 00:51:41.777 Or you can be replaced like... 719 00:51:45.392 --> 00:51:49.142 Investors will be here in 60, mm, 59 minutes. 720 00:51:52.462 --> 00:51:54.212 Remember, life stuff. 721 00:52:29.608 --> 00:52:34.608 this preposterous place 722 00:52:53.320 --> 00:52:58.320 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 723 00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:07.472 - Molly! 724 00:53:10.370 --> 00:53:13.253 Molly! I'm looking for Molly! 725 00:53:13.253 --> 00:53:14.707 - I got molly. 726 00:53:14.707 --> 00:53:16.189 - What do you know about Molly? 727 00:53:16.189 --> 00:53:17.946 - Everybody know about molly. 728 00:53:17.946 --> 00:53:19.007 You're not a cop, are you? 729 00:53:19.007 --> 00:53:20.374 - I need Molly - Ooh, cha! 730 00:53:20.374 --> 00:53:22.820 - Huh? - You need an Ambien. 731 00:53:22.820 --> 00:53:23.653 - No, oh, 732 00:53:23.653 --> 00:53:25.620 not that kinda molly. 733 00:53:25.620 --> 00:53:26.652 Sparkle Pony. 734 00:53:26.652 --> 00:53:27.902 What? 735 00:53:30.434 --> 00:53:31.267 - Sparkle? 736 00:53:34.073 --> 00:53:36.026 Oh. Oh, are you in there? 737 00:53:36.026 --> 00:53:37.257 Go away, Chad. 738 00:53:37.257 --> 00:53:39.004 - Oh, I was just hoping that we could talk. 739 00:53:39.004 --> 00:53:40.280 Can it wait until tomorrow? 740 00:53:40.280 --> 00:53:41.370 - Well, I was really- - Or never? 741 00:53:41.370 --> 00:53:42.902 - Well, I was really hoping that I could possibly- 742 00:53:42.902 --> 00:53:43.841 - What do you want, Chad? 743 00:53:43.841 --> 00:53:44.773 - Huh? - Are you here to rub 744 00:53:44.773 --> 00:53:48.847 my choices in my face like everyone else? 745 00:53:48.847 --> 00:53:50.205 - You okay? 746 00:53:50.205 --> 00:53:51.808 - Yes. 747 00:53:51.808 --> 00:53:53.517 - You're lying. 748 00:53:53.517 --> 00:53:54.852 - Yeah. 749 00:53:54.852 --> 00:53:55.685 - Okay. 750 00:53:58.714 --> 00:54:00.556 Are you okay? - Do I look okay? 751 00:54:00.556 --> 00:54:02.037 - Well, it's kinda... 752 00:54:02.037 --> 00:54:04.654 I can't really tell. It's, like, super bright out here. 753 00:54:04.654 --> 00:54:07.457 - Wait, did you really just ask me how I'm feeling? 754 00:54:07.457 --> 00:54:10.540 - Yeah. Seemed like you are not okay. 755 00:54:11.506 --> 00:54:13.056 Oh, is there anything I can do? 756 00:54:13.056 --> 00:54:14.292 - Okay, what is this really about? 757 00:54:14.292 --> 00:54:15.125 - What? No, no, no. 758 00:54:15.125 --> 00:54:16.570 I just wanted to- - Tango? 759 00:54:16.570 --> 00:54:19.363 - No, I'm actually looking for an aux cable for my phone, 760 00:54:19.363 --> 00:54:21.788 for this thing I'm doing later. 761 00:54:21.788 --> 00:54:25.871 Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry. 762 00:54:26.911 --> 00:54:31.911 Um, you know, I want all this freedom to spread my love, 763 00:54:32.010 --> 00:54:34.368 but I'm selfish with my love. 764 00:54:34.368 --> 00:54:37.394 And I'm seeing all these people. 765 00:54:37.394 --> 00:54:39.371 I'm with them, and I feel like 766 00:54:39.371 --> 00:54:43.389 I don't communicate with any of them, so... 767 00:54:43.389 --> 00:54:45.472 And I feel different now. 768 00:54:46.640 --> 00:54:49.151 Hazel really took off some layers. 769 00:54:49.151 --> 00:54:51.217 No, no, not like that. Ew, Molly. 770 00:54:51.217 --> 00:54:53.134 But she went inside me. 771 00:54:55.729 --> 00:54:57.644 And she took me to a place 772 00:54:57.644 --> 00:54:59.513 I haven't been in a really long time. 773 00:54:59.513 --> 00:55:04.169 And for a few hours, it seemed like I was, like, a dolphin. 774 00:55:04.169 --> 00:55:06.473 It's a lot to unpack. 775 00:55:06.473 --> 00:55:11.473 But I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 776 00:55:12.044 --> 00:55:16.926 - I have spent my entire life taking care of other people. 777 00:55:16.926 --> 00:55:18.410 Today, I've decided that I'm going 778 00:55:18.410 --> 00:55:21.592 to take care of myself first. 779 00:55:21.592 --> 00:55:23.090 - Oh, yeah. 780 00:55:23.090 --> 00:55:25.148 - I support you, but that's some work 781 00:55:25.148 --> 00:55:26.418 you're gonna have to do on your own. 782 00:55:26.418 --> 00:55:27.751 Mm. Mm. 783 00:55:30.647 --> 00:55:32.351 - I gotta go to this party. - No, no, yeah, you should go. 784 00:55:32.351 --> 00:55:35.090 But I just really wanted to give you this. 785 00:55:35.090 --> 00:55:35.931 - Why? 786 00:55:35.931 --> 00:55:36.895 - What? - Why? 787 00:55:36.895 --> 00:55:38.303 - Well, actually, it's like a symbol 788 00:55:38.303 --> 00:55:39.949 of how everything is so crazy here, 789 00:55:39.949 --> 00:55:41.372 but it can all come together and mesh. 790 00:55:41.372 --> 00:55:42.316 They blend together- 791 00:55:42.316 --> 00:55:43.353 - You're still coming down. - Yeah, I know. 792 00:55:43.353 --> 00:55:44.631 I'm definitely still- - It's fine, I'll take it. 793 00:55:44.631 --> 00:55:45.801 - I just want you to have it. - Thank you. 794 00:55:45.801 --> 00:55:47.489 - Molly! Molly. 795 00:55:47.489 --> 00:55:49.406 - Molly?! I have molly! 796 00:55:53.319 --> 00:55:55.902 Geez. Okay, fuck your Burn too. 797 00:55:58.520 --> 00:55:59.353 - Molly, I need your help. 798 00:55:59.353 --> 00:56:00.219 I still have some pieces 799 00:56:00.219 --> 00:56:01.328 that I have to find for the lidar mount, 800 00:56:01.328 --> 00:56:02.907 and their thing is in, like, 30 minutes. 801 00:56:02.907 --> 00:56:06.321 - Ooh! I gotta get a plug for my thing. 802 00:56:06.321 --> 00:56:09.238 No, not that kinda plug, but maybe. 803 00:56:10.915 --> 00:56:12.166 But also an aux cable. 804 00:56:17.009 --> 00:56:19.259 - Wait, Chad, your blender. 805 00:56:23.939 --> 00:56:25.939 Couldn't be that simple. 806 00:56:30.368 --> 00:56:31.785 The playa provides. 807 00:56:42.024 --> 00:56:45.580 pray to Steve Jobs 808 00:56:45.580 --> 00:56:50.580 Valley's against you 809 00:56:59.092 --> 00:57:04.092 rut of a technical review 810 00:57:12.721 --> 00:57:17.721 revolution is up to you 811 00:57:18.112 --> 00:57:22.971 would Steve, no, AOC do 812 00:57:22.971 --> 00:57:26.137 do, do, do, do do do 813 00:57:53.886 --> 00:57:57.330 that this world needs 814 00:57:57.330 --> 00:58:00.778 through technology 815 00:58:00.778 --> 00:58:04.147 that this world needs 816 00:58:04.147 --> 00:58:07.217 through technology 817 00:58:14.178 --> 00:58:16.385 Oh! Ooh, the anti-collision system works. 818 00:58:16.385 --> 00:58:17.869 - Yeah, it could use some calibration. 819 00:58:35.430 --> 00:58:36.601 - What are the sheeple doing here? 820 00:58:36.601 --> 00:58:38.509 Baa, our sign will be 821 00:58:38.509 --> 00:58:41.882 when the sheep baas three times. 822 00:58:41.882 --> 00:58:43.915 - Hazel, what are you doing here? 823 00:58:43.915 --> 00:58:46.527 - Shepherding the flock, my star child. 824 00:58:46.527 --> 00:58:48.608 We're protesting your boss. 825 00:58:48.608 --> 00:58:50.116 - Bill's investor party? 826 00:58:50.116 --> 00:58:53.074 - No, his Burning Village. 827 00:58:53.074 --> 00:58:56.074 Turns out, the federal government is selling land out west, 828 00:58:56.074 --> 00:58:59.546 and Bill is the highest bidder for Black Rock Desert. 829 00:58:59.546 --> 00:59:02.217 I fear what will happen to this place if he takes over. 830 00:59:02.217 --> 00:59:03.759 - What? - You didn't know? 831 00:59:03.759 --> 00:59:05.224 - No. - Bill's plans for 832 00:59:05.224 --> 00:59:07.388 "a tastefully curated living experience" 833 00:59:07.388 --> 00:59:10.126 will literally destroy Burning Man as we know it. 834 00:59:10.126 --> 00:59:11.951 - The One Percent will fly in on their private jets 835 00:59:11.951 --> 00:59:14.051 to experience this Burning Man Lite. 836 00:59:14.051 --> 00:59:17.055 He'll raise ticket prices to unsustainable levels, 837 00:59:17.055 --> 00:59:19.242 which is not what Burning Man was founded on. 838 00:59:19.242 --> 00:59:20.183 - We have to do something. 839 00:59:20.183 --> 00:59:22.382 - His presentation starts any minute now! 840 00:59:22.382 --> 00:59:24.854 If he gets funded, we get punted! 841 00:59:24.854 --> 00:59:26.775 - Don't let Bill privatize the desert! 842 00:59:26.775 --> 00:59:29.135 Keep the Libertarians out of our utopia! 843 00:59:29.135 --> 00:59:30.926 - End unnecessary male circumcision! 844 00:59:30.926 --> 00:59:31.822 - No, baby, not that. 845 00:59:31.822 --> 00:59:34.423 - Yes, they're being sheeple, baby! 846 00:59:34.423 --> 00:59:36.130 It's culture jamming, 847 00:59:36.130 --> 00:59:39.445 just like we used to do with the Cacophony Society! 848 00:59:39.445 --> 00:59:40.415 - Baa! 849 00:59:40.415 --> 00:59:41.998 Baa! Baa! 850 00:59:44.110 --> 00:59:47.422 - Joe, take the car! I have an idea. 851 00:59:47.422 --> 00:59:50.672 Hazel, I think I have something to say. 852 00:59:52.615 --> 00:59:55.556 - The playa provides, baby. 853 00:59:56.668 --> 00:59:59.370 - My fellow sheeple, right now, 854 00:59:59.370 --> 01:00:01.645 influencers and tech CEOs are deciding 855 01:00:01.645 --> 01:00:03.602 the fate of this place. 856 01:00:03.602 --> 01:00:06.614 We are fighting for our right to be who we are 857 01:00:06.614 --> 01:00:09.124 in a world that doesn't think that we belong. 858 01:00:09.124 --> 01:00:10.943 - Baa! - We are here to save 859 01:00:10.943 --> 01:00:13.911 the playa before they fleece us out 860 01:00:13.911 --> 01:00:15.291 of the place that what we love! 861 01:00:15.291 --> 01:00:17.676 - You better believe! - We are not gonna baa 862 01:00:17.676 --> 01:00:20.119 into the good night and have our dreams deferred 863 01:00:20.119 --> 01:00:23.087 by culture vultures stealing what we create! 864 01:00:23.087 --> 01:00:25.946 They have already gentrified my hometown of Oakland, 865 01:00:25.946 --> 01:00:27.666 but I gotta draw the line somewhere. 866 01:00:27.666 --> 01:00:30.276 And for me, today, that line is here, 867 01:00:30.276 --> 01:00:32.359 so who's coming with me?! 868 01:00:38.089 --> 01:00:40.339 And there will be drugs and booze there! 869 01:00:51.357 --> 01:00:52.274 - Yes, man. 870 01:01:07.374 --> 01:01:08.451 - Hey. Hey. 871 01:01:08.451 --> 01:01:09.587 The fuck are you doing? 872 01:01:09.587 --> 01:01:11.071 This is the third time you've played that song. 873 01:01:11.071 --> 01:01:13.378 - Oh, little JoJo Siwa wants me to play it over and over 874 01:01:13.378 --> 01:01:15.197 till she gets the timing right for her TikTok. 875 01:01:15.197 --> 01:01:16.659 - No, that's good. Keep doing that. 876 01:01:16.659 --> 01:01:17.492 - Yeah. 877 01:01:18.776 --> 01:01:20.933 It's weird seeing this from the other side. 878 01:01:20.933 --> 01:01:23.636 - Hey, I don't know what your problem is, 879 01:01:23.636 --> 01:01:26.744 but you need to stop fucking me and start fucking yourself. 880 01:01:26.744 --> 01:01:29.245 I am paying you in massive exposure. 881 01:01:29.245 --> 01:01:30.935 Now, I'm about to make my entrance, 882 01:01:30.935 --> 01:01:33.352 drop that motherfucking bass. 883 01:01:39.486 --> 01:01:41.153 - Hey, party people! 884 01:01:42.346 --> 01:01:44.581 Are y'all ready right meow?! 885 01:01:44.581 --> 01:01:48.996 I'm about to drop this bass like a self-exploratory trip 886 01:01:48.996 --> 01:01:52.788 that makes you question the societal norms 887 01:01:52.788 --> 01:01:55.017 you've been saddled with your whole lives, okay?! 888 01:01:55.017 --> 01:01:57.918 So dance, but have a good time! 889 01:01:57.918 --> 01:01:59.328 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 890 01:01:59.328 --> 01:02:00.911 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 891 01:02:01.823 --> 01:02:02.823 BillConnect! 892 01:02:03.937 --> 01:02:04.770 Whazzup?! 893 01:02:06.870 --> 01:02:09.120 We are changing the future! 894 01:02:11.053 --> 01:02:12.960 Everybody, property developers, 895 01:02:12.960 --> 01:02:15.047 developers, developers, developers, 896 01:02:15.047 --> 01:02:16.683 developers, developers! - Developers, developers. 897 01:02:16.683 --> 01:02:17.516 - Ah. 898 01:02:20.156 --> 01:02:23.525 Hey. Hey, I see you, Gwyneth Paltrow. 899 01:02:23.525 --> 01:02:26.570 I got your candle. Really does smell like, mm-hm. 900 01:02:26.570 --> 01:02:29.096 And, Oprah?! You get a yurt! 901 01:02:29.096 --> 01:02:30.949 And you get a yurt! And you get a yurt! 902 01:02:30.949 --> 01:02:35.203 Oh, is that Ja Rule?! Hey, hey, loved your festival. 903 01:02:35.203 --> 01:02:37.573 Totally believable... 904 01:02:37.573 --> 01:02:39.484 Tiger King. 905 01:02:39.484 --> 01:02:41.411 You're still relevant? 906 01:02:41.411 --> 01:02:42.244 That doesn't matter. 907 01:02:42.244 --> 01:02:44.721 Thanks so much for coming to the soiree! 908 01:02:44.721 --> 01:02:47.260 Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm so high, 909 01:02:47.260 --> 01:02:49.593 hey, welcome to BillConnect, 910 01:02:50.651 --> 01:02:53.734 or, or b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BillCON! 911 01:02:58.691 --> 01:03:02.300 You know me, self-made billionaire, 912 01:03:02.300 --> 01:03:05.967 tech investor, entrepreneur, playboy, zaddy. 913 01:03:09.613 --> 01:03:12.863 Yes, Billionaire is my legal last name. 914 01:03:17.603 --> 01:03:20.352 Tonight is not about me, no! 915 01:03:20.352 --> 01:03:21.688 No. No, no, no, no. 916 01:03:21.688 --> 01:03:24.447 Tonight is about the future, future, future, 917 01:03:24.447 --> 01:03:27.239 future, future, future, future. 918 01:03:27.239 --> 01:03:30.022 We're taking the best parts of Burning Man, 919 01:03:30.022 --> 01:03:32.605 and curating them just for you, 920 01:03:34.228 --> 01:03:39.214 without all the hippies, and furries, and moopers. 921 01:03:39.214 --> 01:03:40.907 We will use automation 922 01:03:40.907 --> 01:03:43.662 to create the tax-free Libertarian utopia 923 01:03:43.662 --> 01:03:45.912 we've all been dreaming of. 924 01:03:48.202 --> 01:03:50.112 We can recruit the top programmers 925 01:03:50.112 --> 01:03:52.413 in the world and fly them here. 926 01:03:52.413 --> 01:03:54.413 They can build and create, 927 01:03:54.413 --> 01:03:59.413 unfettered by laws and pesky regulations and, mm, ethics. 928 01:03:59.652 --> 01:04:02.485 Let us open a free trade of ideas, 929 01:04:03.648 --> 01:04:06.239 and create the automated city of the future 930 01:04:06.239 --> 01:04:08.968 that I'm calling, wait for it, 931 01:04:08.968 --> 01:04:11.635 b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-Burning Village! 932 01:04:45.427 --> 01:04:48.578 to its rightful owners 933 01:04:48.578 --> 01:04:53.411 b-b-b-bitch, move over 934 01:05:01.262 --> 01:05:04.220 And for tonight's keynote address, 935 01:05:04.220 --> 01:05:06.960 we wanna introduce a bright, supple, young mind 936 01:05:06.960 --> 01:05:10.691 that we here at Safeword are hoping to get into bed with, 937 01:05:10.691 --> 01:05:11.781 and not just missionary. 938 01:05:11.781 --> 01:05:15.282 We want all the kinks. We love his ideas! 939 01:05:15.282 --> 01:05:19.654 We wanna get inside him, and we hope you will too. 940 01:05:19.654 --> 01:05:22.904 Allow me to introduce Joe and his aCar! 941 01:05:36.641 --> 01:05:37.474 - Ahem. 942 01:05:38.490 --> 01:05:39.323 Ahem. 943 01:05:44.143 --> 01:05:46.404 They say the wheel can't be reinvented, 944 01:05:46.404 --> 01:05:48.425 but I would argue against it. 945 01:05:48.425 --> 01:05:50.045 Um, I'm offering a revolutionary 946 01:05:50.045 --> 01:05:50.878 technology that's- - Yes. 947 01:05:50.878 --> 01:05:53.693 That's so revolutionary. It's amazing. 948 01:05:53.693 --> 01:05:55.729 All right, here you go, champ. Keep going. 949 01:05:55.729 --> 01:05:56.924 Eye on the prize. Come on. 950 01:05:56.924 --> 01:05:57.757 - What? 951 01:05:59.165 --> 01:06:02.248 Um, or how about the aCar to cut jobs 952 01:06:04.225 --> 01:06:07.316 and modernize your shipping infrastructure, 953 01:06:07.316 --> 01:06:10.149 um, stop jobs from going overseas, 954 01:06:11.613 --> 01:06:13.696 compete with the Chinese? 955 01:06:15.350 --> 01:06:18.200 Um, I've got a revolutionary technology 956 01:06:18.200 --> 01:06:20.024 that's better than them all combined. 957 01:06:20.024 --> 01:06:23.544 Um, we can revolutionize, mobilize, 958 01:06:23.544 --> 01:06:25.711 and privatize Burning Man. 959 01:06:28.144 --> 01:06:32.227 And these hippies stans will never see it coming. 960 01:06:34.338 --> 01:06:36.956 Um, think outside the road 961 01:06:36.956 --> 01:06:38.823 and get ready for the ride of your life. 962 01:06:38.823 --> 01:06:41.636 We've reinvented transportation, automation, 963 01:06:41.636 --> 01:06:46.053 intelli-humanoidal collaboration, and I'm calling it, 964 01:06:49.903 --> 01:06:51.320 I'm calling it... 965 01:06:55.133 --> 01:06:57.466 I'm not calling it anything. 966 01:06:59.100 --> 01:07:00.433 I can't do this. 967 01:07:05.728 --> 01:07:06.811 Sorry. Sorry. 968 01:07:08.752 --> 01:07:09.835 Um, fuck you. 969 01:07:10.718 --> 01:07:11.551 - Yeah, fuck... 970 01:07:11.551 --> 01:07:15.541 Fuck me? Joe, what do you think you're doing? 971 01:07:15.541 --> 01:07:17.012 - Look, I built this car to help people, 972 01:07:17.012 --> 01:07:19.291 not for rich people to joyride in. 973 01:07:19.291 --> 01:07:21.349 I know I came here to pitch my tech, 974 01:07:21.349 --> 01:07:26.259 but I didn't build this car for you, I built it for them! 975 01:07:26.259 --> 01:07:29.420 No, not them. Like, they're outside. 976 01:07:29.420 --> 01:07:31.228 I know I'm supposed to say something really profound here, 977 01:07:31.228 --> 01:07:34.108 but I'm still processing it. 978 01:07:34.108 --> 01:07:34.999 Molly, do you- 979 01:07:34.999 --> 01:07:36.995 - I sure can. Baa! 980 01:07:36.995 --> 01:07:38.779 - Baa! - Oh, god, what is this, 981 01:07:38.779 --> 01:07:40.842 a flash mob?! 982 01:07:46.570 --> 01:07:47.955 - Silence! 983 01:07:47.955 --> 01:07:49.618 - These Burners are expressing 984 01:07:49.618 --> 01:07:52.611 their civic responsibility and participation, 985 01:07:52.611 --> 01:07:54.741 key principles of Burning Man that you've thrown 986 01:07:54.741 --> 01:07:57.129 under the bus with your Burning Village. 987 01:07:57.129 --> 01:07:57.962 - No, no, no, no, no. 988 01:07:57.962 --> 01:08:00.188 This woman is pulling the wool over your eyes. 989 01:08:00.188 --> 01:08:01.359 - That's not funny, that's wack. 990 01:08:01.359 --> 01:08:03.284 - Molly, you got me the wrong drugs, 991 01:08:03.284 --> 01:08:05.382 you started this crappy dinner theater, 992 01:08:05.382 --> 01:08:07.484 and you're still not in your bikini. 993 01:08:07.484 --> 01:08:08.451 - It burned. 994 01:08:08.451 --> 01:08:10.017 - Yes! Free the nipple! 995 01:08:10.017 --> 01:08:11.006 That is not what I meant. 996 01:08:11.006 --> 01:08:11.935 Well, then what you meant. 997 01:08:11.935 --> 01:08:16.435 - Okay. Bill, your toxic masculinity is exhausting me. 998 01:08:17.368 --> 01:08:20.587 Get a coloring book and a therapist, okay? 999 01:08:20.587 --> 01:08:23.638 Burning Man is not a playground for the One Percent! 1000 01:08:23.638 --> 01:08:26.877 - Take that shit to Coachella. 1001 01:08:26.877 --> 01:08:27.728 Do you have any idea of what 1002 01:08:27.728 --> 01:08:29.988 you're making me look like? 1003 01:08:29.988 --> 01:08:32.141 Yourself. 1004 01:08:32.141 --> 01:08:33.633 - I'm warning you, I will- - If you wanna fire me, 1005 01:08:33.633 --> 01:08:34.746 go ahead. 1006 01:08:34.746 --> 01:08:36.028 What happens in the default world 1007 01:08:36.028 --> 01:08:38.535 has no effect on me here on the playa. 1008 01:08:38.535 --> 01:08:41.613 I'm home. I've found my strength here. 1009 01:08:41.613 --> 01:08:43.321 I'm confident. 1010 01:08:43.321 --> 01:08:44.617 I am here now. 1011 01:08:52.213 --> 01:08:54.813 out things with gears 1012 01:09:07.255 --> 01:09:12.255 the actor in this play 1013 01:09:53.503 --> 01:09:56.662 - Yeah, the kids are here now, William. 1014 01:09:56.662 --> 01:09:59.151 Oh, and the new age is leaving you behind. 1015 01:09:59.151 --> 01:10:00.791 - I don't know where you get off, Hazel. 1016 01:10:00.791 --> 01:10:02.105 You're part of the One Percent! 1017 01:10:02.105 --> 01:10:03.836 - What? 1018 01:10:03.836 --> 01:10:04.753 - Oh, Bill. 1019 01:10:06.280 --> 01:10:08.903 Yes, it's true, children. 1020 01:10:08.903 --> 01:10:11.192 Out here, I'm known as Hazel the Hippie, 1021 01:10:11.192 --> 01:10:15.650 but in the default world, I go by Shirley Booth Werner. 1022 01:10:16.939 --> 01:10:19.395 The inventor of the clamshell laptop. 1023 01:10:19.395 --> 01:10:22.829 - Now, I may be wealthy in the default world, 1024 01:10:22.829 --> 01:10:27.162 but I live the principles of Burning Man year-round. 1025 01:10:28.176 --> 01:10:30.120 I'm an angel investor. 1026 01:10:30.120 --> 01:10:32.502 I fund small startups and nonprofits 1027 01:10:32.502 --> 01:10:36.321 that work to improve the human experience. 1028 01:10:36.321 --> 01:10:40.404 the minute you get out of 1029 01:10:40.404 --> 01:10:44.385 any kind of contract with this bozo, you give me a call. 1030 01:10:44.385 --> 01:10:47.145 Yes, tech goddess. - No, no, no, no, no, no! 1031 01:10:47.145 --> 01:10:51.125 BillConnect is my party; this will be my desert! 1032 01:10:51.125 --> 01:10:53.616 - Bill, you cannot throw an exclusive party 1033 01:10:53.616 --> 01:10:56.318 when Burning Man is about radical inclusion. 1034 01:10:56.318 --> 01:10:58.469 - Can't you see that I'm the victim here? 1035 01:10:58.469 --> 01:11:00.486 No one in history has been treated- 1036 01:11:02.654 --> 01:11:03.805 I'm the best, I'm the best! 1037 01:11:03.805 --> 01:11:06.707 I'm hashtag blessed! - Oh, that's enough, Bill! 1038 01:11:06.707 --> 01:11:09.466 I mean, I was a dolphin a couple hours ago 1039 01:11:09.466 --> 01:11:14.455 and I think we all agree with Hazel, you're a clown. 1040 01:11:22.187 --> 01:11:23.020 - Good one, Bill. 1041 01:11:23.020 --> 01:11:24.564 - Okay. - Excellent. 1042 01:11:24.564 --> 01:11:26.403 - Chad, drop the bass. 1043 01:11:26.403 --> 01:11:29.251 And let's turn this into a dance party! 1044 01:11:31.732 --> 01:11:33.361 - Yes! 1045 01:11:35.680 --> 01:11:37.847 Hey, you're a real leader. 1046 01:11:39.779 --> 01:11:43.497 I think I can see a place for you in my firm. 1047 01:11:43.497 --> 01:11:46.365 - I really appreciate the work that you do, 1048 01:11:46.365 --> 01:11:48.516 but out here on the playa, 1049 01:11:48.516 --> 01:11:50.614 I'm free and I do not wanna talk about business. 1050 01:11:50.614 --> 01:11:52.000 - I gotcha. 1051 01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:54.850 - But let's have coffee, and not tea, 1052 01:11:54.850 --> 01:11:56.963 in the real world. 1053 01:11:56.963 --> 01:11:58.986 - That sounds good to me, Molly. 1054 01:11:58.986 --> 01:12:01.826 - You can call me Sparkle. Sparkle Pony. 1055 01:12:01.826 --> 01:12:03.694 - Ooh, all right, Sparkle Pony. 1056 01:12:03.694 --> 01:12:07.141 - Let's do it. - Let's walk this way. 1057 01:12:40.827 --> 01:12:45.827 better than the year before 1058 01:12:47.321 --> 01:12:52.321 better than the year before 1059 01:12:58.806 --> 01:13:02.132 autonomous, autonomous 1060 01:13:02.132 --> 01:13:04.650 autonomous, autonomous 1061 01:13:06.222 --> 01:13:11.222 really made a spark 1062 01:13:18.743 --> 01:13:23.743 but came out on top 1063 01:13:32.930 --> 01:13:37.930 than the year before 1064 01:13:39.344 --> 01:13:44.344 than the year before 1065 01:13:50.344 --> 01:13:53.582 autonomous, autonomous 1066 01:15:28.423 --> 01:15:30.682 - Oh, I'm still going? 1067 01:15:30.682 --> 01:15:31.581 Yeah. 1068 01:15:33.676 --> 01:15:36.096 Drink your tea. 1069 01:15:36.096 --> 01:15:37.513 - Down the hatch. 1070 01:15:43.463 --> 01:15:44.900 So hot. 1071 01:15:47.340 --> 01:15:49.416 - That's it. 1072 01:15:49.416 --> 01:15:50.557 Just a little bit more. 1073 01:15:50.557 --> 01:15:51.392 - It's so horrible. 1074 01:15:51.392 --> 01:15:53.096 Oh, is it? It's all right. 1075 01:15:53.096 --> 01:15:54.075 It'll be worth it in the end, 1076 01:15:54.075 --> 01:15:54.910 I promise. - And it tastes terrible. 1077 01:15:54.910 --> 01:15:55.843 - It's all right. 1078 01:15:55.843 --> 01:15:56.839 Oh, get- - Okay. 1079 01:15:56.839 --> 01:15:58.427 Here we go. - Get... 1080 01:15:58.427 --> 01:15:59.688 - Down the hatch. - Oh. 1081 01:15:59.688 --> 01:16:01.021 - Last bit. - Mm. 1082 01:16:02.167 --> 01:16:03.167 - There's actually still more. 1083 01:16:03.167 --> 01:16:04.611 - Okay. - Okay, here we go. 1084 01:16:06.376 --> 01:16:07.219 It's a deep cup. 1085 01:16:07.219 --> 01:16:08.824 Okay, I could pour less next time. 1086 01:16:08.824 --> 01:16:11.157 - No, no. - That's all right. 1087 01:16:15.123 --> 01:16:17.450 Oh, I'm tripping balls. 1088 01:16:17.450 --> 01:16:18.850 - Fuck you. 1089 01:16:18.850 --> 01:16:20.522 Fuck me? 1090 01:16:20.522 --> 01:16:23.007 What do you think you're doing, Joe? 1091 01:16:23.007 --> 01:16:24.634 - I- - Say it. 1092 01:16:24.634 --> 01:16:27.200 No, say it. - I hate you so much. 1093 01:16:27.200 --> 01:16:28.935 - Why? - 'Cause you remind me- 1094 01:16:28.935 --> 01:16:30.492 - Of your father. - Of my father. 1095 01:16:33.789 --> 01:16:34.622 Huh? - Bend over. 1096 01:16:34.622 --> 01:16:36.070 - Oh, I broke your fan. 1097 01:16:36.070 --> 01:16:38.160 But that felt good. 1098 01:16:40.267 --> 01:16:41.600 - Good one, bro. 1099 01:16:42.848 --> 01:16:44.803 That means you get spanked! 1100 01:16:44.803 --> 01:16:46.061 Bend over. 1101 01:16:46.061 --> 01:16:47.556 - Oh. 1102 01:16:48.910 --> 01:16:49.835 Well... 1103 01:16:49.835 --> 01:16:52.023 - Jagerbomb. 1104 01:16:52.023 --> 01:16:54.330 We're all about radical self-expression here. 1105 01:16:54.330 --> 01:16:56.858 Yes! That means you get spanked. 1106 01:16:56.858 --> 01:16:57.691 Bend over. 1107 01:17:02.297 --> 01:17:03.334 Yes! 1108 01:17:03.334 --> 01:17:05.262 - It's all right. There's another one. 1109 01:17:07.348 --> 01:17:08.860 - Michael! - Sorry, guys. 1110 01:17:08.860 --> 01:17:10.927 I'm really not winning today. 1111 01:17:10.927 --> 01:17:15.376 do, do, do, do do do 1112 01:17:15.376 --> 01:17:16.459 - Turn it on. 1113 01:17:26.819 --> 01:17:27.729 Beautiful. 1114 01:17:41.850 --> 01:17:45.261 that this world needs 1115 01:17:45.261 --> 01:17:48.680 through technology 1116 01:17:48.680 --> 01:17:52.166 that this world needs 1117 01:17:52.166 --> 01:17:55.148 through technology 1118 01:18:11.666 --> 01:18:12.499 Beautiful. 1119 01:18:14.742 --> 01:18:15.959 Now, I've sat here and listened 1120 01:18:15.959 --> 01:18:17.399 to this entire thing, 1121 01:18:17.399 --> 01:18:19.999 and a couple hours ago, I was a dolphin, 1122 01:18:19.999 --> 01:18:22.828 but I can still tell that I think you are a very mean 1123 01:18:22.828 --> 01:18:24.828 or rude and ugly person. 1124 01:18:28.786 --> 01:18:30.036 - I'm not ugly. 1125 01:18:32.714 --> 01:18:35.846 I think there is a place for you in my firm. 1126 01:18:35.846 --> 01:18:38.483 I really appreciate the work that you do, 1127 01:18:38.483 --> 01:18:40.754 but I am free on the playa, 1128 01:18:40.754 --> 01:18:42.469 and I do not wanna talk about business. 1129 01:18:42.469 --> 01:18:43.351 - Gotcha. - Me? 1130 01:18:43.351 --> 01:18:45.270 Hey, Joe, what do you think you're doing? 1131 01:18:45.270 --> 01:18:47.458 - Oh, I'm not doing the speech. 1132 01:18:47.458 --> 01:18:49.658 I think I'm gonna go to, I don't know, 1133 01:18:49.658 --> 01:18:50.815 massage therapy school or something. 1134 01:18:50.815 --> 01:18:52.768 There's one in Costa Rica. It's, like, really good. 1135 01:18:52.768 --> 01:18:53.756 - Why would you go to Costa Rica? 1136 01:18:53.756 --> 01:18:54.652 - Bye. 1137 01:18:54.652 --> 01:18:56.400 Joe, what do you think you're doing here? 1138 01:18:56.400 --> 01:18:58.840 - Well, I built this car for poor people. 1139 01:18:58.840 --> 01:19:00.196 I built this car for poor people. 1140 01:19:01.044 --> 01:19:03.813 What do you think you're doing? 1141 01:19:03.813 --> 01:19:06.483 - I don't wanna do this anymore. 1142 01:19:06.483 --> 01:19:08.159 - And Steve. 1143 01:19:08.159 --> 01:19:08.992 - No. 1144 01:19:15.988 --> 01:19:18.338 - Okay, I'm leaving, but on my own accord. 1145 01:19:18.338 --> 01:19:23.108 I'm choosing to go. You cannot kick me out of BillCON. 1146 01:19:23.108 --> 01:19:24.529 I invented the hashtag. 1147 01:19:24.529 --> 01:19:26.178 - Bill, bye. 1148 01:19:26.178 --> 01:19:27.011 Bye-bye. 1149 01:19:28.105 --> 01:19:28.938 Bye-bye. 1150 01:19:31.137 --> 01:19:31.970 Goodbye.