1 00:00:00,459 --> 00:00:03,042 (wind blowing) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:10,141 --> 00:00:12,724 (gentle music) 5 00:00:19,842 --> 00:00:22,425 (lively music) 6 00:00:36,062 --> 00:00:38,645 (gentle music) 7 00:00:48,031 --> 00:00:50,614 (heat beating) 8 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:59,277 - These doors offer a new start, Molly. 9 00:00:59,277 --> 00:01:01,069 From your first soldering iron, 10 00:01:01,069 --> 00:01:05,569 to your crypto-mining rig, to your engineering degree, 11 00:01:07,689 --> 00:01:10,939 your whole life has led to this moment. 12 00:01:13,883 --> 00:01:18,883 (cellphone chimes) (cellphone buzzes) 13 00:01:18,992 --> 00:01:21,659 (heart beating) 14 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:30,484 (upbeat music) 15 00:01:30,484 --> 00:01:32,845 - Why do you want to work at Safeword Venture Capital? 16 00:01:32,845 --> 00:01:35,376 - I'm honored that you, Bill the Billionaire, 17 00:01:35,376 --> 00:01:37,669 would even take the time to talk with me. 18 00:01:37,669 --> 00:01:39,957 I mean, I just recently graduated from UC Berkeley, so the- 19 00:01:39,957 --> 00:01:42,022 (Bill laughs) 20 00:01:42,022 --> 00:01:43,439 - [Bill] Cardi B. 21 00:01:45,475 --> 00:01:48,103 - You're the top venture capital firm in Silicon Valley. 22 00:01:48,103 --> 00:01:51,072 You just say Safeword, and doors open for you. 23 00:01:51,072 --> 00:01:52,970 I mean, you're the lead investor in Theranos, 24 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:54,665 Juicero, WeWork, all these- - I know that. 25 00:01:54,665 --> 00:01:57,180 But why do you wanna work here? Don't think, act. 26 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:58,821 - I'm- - Wait! 27 00:01:58,821 --> 00:02:00,516 I'm so good at spotting talent. 28 00:02:00,516 --> 00:02:02,933 (Bill gasps) 29 00:02:03,938 --> 00:02:04,896 Have you been to Burning Man? 30 00:02:04,896 --> 00:02:06,995 - Burning Man? I don't know why that's relevant. 31 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:09,201 - Oh, tell me about your experience at Burning Man. 32 00:02:09,201 --> 00:02:10,409 - Well, I've been twice. 33 00:02:10,409 --> 00:02:11,789 I really wanted to go again this year, 34 00:02:11,789 --> 00:02:14,924 but I couldn't because of just life stuff. 35 00:02:14,924 --> 00:02:16,341 - Life stuff. Hm. 36 00:02:18,543 --> 00:02:19,995 Hey, what do you think of this? 37 00:02:19,995 --> 00:02:21,975 I had it commissioned when I was on keto. 38 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:25,147 I literally willed myself into having a perm. 39 00:02:25,147 --> 00:02:26,362 What are your thoughts on mumble rap? 40 00:02:26,362 --> 00:02:27,401 - Mumble rap? 41 00:02:27,401 --> 00:02:28,444 You mean like Drake and Migos? 42 00:02:28,444 --> 00:02:29,909 - Yes, like Drake and, mm, Migo. 43 00:02:29,909 --> 00:02:31,204 - I don't know why that's relevant 44 00:02:31,204 --> 00:02:32,667 to the role of junior associate. 45 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,456 - Oh, Molly, it is so relevant. 46 00:02:34,456 --> 00:02:35,737 - I like them. (Bill gasps) 47 00:02:35,737 --> 00:02:37,070 - Great. Me too. 48 00:02:39,995 --> 00:02:41,593 You're hashtag hired. - What? 49 00:02:41,593 --> 00:02:43,440 - Job comes with the usual benefits: 50 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,179 free massages, private chef, 51 00:02:45,179 --> 00:02:47,559 oh, and we will pay off all your student debt 52 00:02:47,559 --> 00:02:49,479 once you reach 90 days at the firm. 53 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:52,418 Pack your bags. We are headed to Burning Man. 54 00:02:52,418 --> 00:02:54,517 We need you to assess whether or not we should invest 55 00:02:54,517 --> 00:02:56,092 in a self-driving car startup. 56 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:58,874 - A self-driving car startup? 57 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:01,351 - Yeah, you can't commercialize a commune 58 00:03:01,351 --> 00:03:04,211 without some shiny new toys. 59 00:03:04,211 --> 00:03:05,632 There's a young Zuckerberg-type there. 60 00:03:05,632 --> 00:03:07,322 We need to poach him before Elon. 61 00:03:07,322 --> 00:03:09,020 - Musk? Give me four hours. 62 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:10,014 - No, no, no. No, no. 63 00:03:10,014 --> 00:03:12,395 We have everything you need. 64 00:03:12,395 --> 00:03:14,878 A pinata full of party favors, drugs, 65 00:03:14,878 --> 00:03:16,907 so much glitter, lots of leather, 66 00:03:16,907 --> 00:03:19,138 which was the favorite of my last assistant. 67 00:03:19,138 --> 00:03:21,337 No need to pack. Be at Moffett Field in two hours. 68 00:03:21,337 --> 00:03:22,876 - No, I can pack. I'll be ready. 69 00:03:22,876 --> 00:03:27,876 - No, no. Molly, my jet will take us to Burning Man. 70 00:03:27,913 --> 00:03:30,496 (upbeat music) 71 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:36,523 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 72 00:03:36,523 --> 00:03:39,458 ♪ When I get to Black Rock City ♪ 73 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:43,111 ♪ I'ma party with Elon and Diddy ♪ 74 00:03:43,111 --> 00:03:46,272 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 75 00:03:46,272 --> 00:03:48,879 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 76 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:52,298 ♪ It has the world's most creative minds ♪ 77 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:55,507 ♪ Who ride art cars and leave it all behind ♪ 78 00:03:55,507 --> 00:03:59,035 ♪ We express ourselves in ways never known ♪ 79 00:03:59,035 --> 00:04:04,035 ♪ Black Rock City, where 70,000 call home ♪ 80 00:04:04,992 --> 00:04:07,053 ♪ Yo, I heard it's a shitshow ♪ 81 00:04:07,053 --> 00:04:08,508 ♪ Skrillex and Diplo ♪ 82 00:04:08,508 --> 00:04:09,889 ♪ White privilege, only the rich go ♪ 83 00:04:09,889 --> 00:04:11,370 ♪ It's just nudists, fake white Buddhists ♪ 84 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:13,066 ♪ And techie thugs, doing drugs ♪ 85 00:04:13,066 --> 00:04:15,546 ♪ Acting like they don't got water for a week ♪ 86 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:16,560 ♪ Do they shower ♪ ♪ Ew ♪ 87 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:17,949 ♪ Hell no, they stink ♪ 88 00:04:17,949 --> 00:04:22,729 ♪ I dreamed a dream of Burns gone by ♪ 89 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,470 ♪ When moopers mooped ♪ 90 00:04:24,470 --> 00:04:27,507 ♪ And sparkle ponies glistened ♪ ♪ I dreamed a dream ♪ 91 00:04:27,507 --> 00:04:30,670 ♪ Of Burns gone by ♪ 92 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,571 ♪ When the playa was clean ♪ 93 00:04:32,571 --> 00:04:35,519 ♪ And techies stayed in SoMa ♪ 94 00:04:35,519 --> 00:04:38,675 ♪ When I was high ♪ 95 00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:43,675 ♪ That Burning Man reached its peak in '09 ♪ 96 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:49,937 ♪ And now the techies come to plug-in-play ♪ 97 00:04:49,937 --> 00:04:53,506 ♪ While they scowl and don't participate ♪ 98 00:04:53,506 --> 00:04:56,725 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 99 00:04:56,725 --> 00:04:59,894 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 100 00:04:59,894 --> 00:05:01,473 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 101 00:05:01,473 --> 00:05:03,046 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 102 00:05:03,046 --> 00:05:06,394 ♪ Wake up, wake up, wake up ♪ 103 00:05:06,394 --> 00:05:09,644 - Welcome home. Welcome to Burning Man. 104 00:05:14,570 --> 00:05:16,418 (upbeat music) 105 00:05:16,418 --> 00:05:17,311 (tent rustles) 106 00:05:17,311 --> 00:05:18,408 - Get the WiFi going. 107 00:05:18,408 --> 00:05:19,774 I want it up and running 108 00:05:19,774 --> 00:05:21,535 by the time I get back from the john. 109 00:05:21,535 --> 00:05:26,085 I just did an 8 Ball and my bobo is like (mimics vomiting). 110 00:05:26,085 --> 00:05:29,283 What up, playa, here comes a player! 111 00:05:29,283 --> 00:05:30,811 - [Both] Sparkle! 112 00:05:30,811 --> 00:05:31,687 (women chuckling) (camera snaps) 113 00:05:31,687 --> 00:05:33,881 - No, not that one, not that one. Post that one. 114 00:05:33,881 --> 00:05:35,964 - Oh, that one. - Mm-hm, yeah. 115 00:05:35,964 --> 00:05:38,797 (Burner chuckles) 116 00:05:54,849 --> 00:05:58,598 ♪ Let me tell you what's upon us ♪ 117 00:05:58,598 --> 00:06:01,513 ♪ You don't have to be an economist ♪ 118 00:06:01,513 --> 00:06:02,517 (projector humming) 119 00:06:02,517 --> 00:06:07,517 ♪ To see that this is limitless ♪ 120 00:06:07,641 --> 00:06:11,682 ♪ My art car is gonna go far ♪ 121 00:06:11,682 --> 00:06:15,328 ♪ On its own ♪ 122 00:06:15,328 --> 00:06:19,429 ♪ The Burners will never see it coming ♪ 123 00:06:19,429 --> 00:06:23,362 ♪ On its own ♪ 124 00:06:23,362 --> 00:06:26,566 ♪ We're gonna go autonomous, autonomous ♪ 125 00:06:26,566 --> 00:06:30,195 ♪ Don't you wanna be autonomous, autonomous ♪ 126 00:06:30,195 --> 00:06:33,678 ♪ Because it's all autonomous, autonomous ♪ 127 00:06:33,678 --> 00:06:38,199 ♪ Because it's all autonomous, autonomous ♪ 128 00:06:38,199 --> 00:06:40,023 ♪ They say the wheel can't be reinvented ♪ 129 00:06:40,023 --> 00:06:41,569 ♪ But I would argue against it ♪ 130 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,960 ♪ I'm offering a revolutionary technology ♪ 131 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,646 ♪ Facebook, guess you've heard of it ♪ 132 00:06:45,646 --> 00:06:47,502 ♪ Google, Apple, Snapchat, Intel Inside ♪ 133 00:06:47,502 --> 00:06:49,711 ♪ Well, I got a technology, if you follow me ♪ 134 00:06:49,711 --> 00:06:51,941 ♪ That's better than them all combined ♪ 135 00:06:51,941 --> 00:06:53,905 ♪ Not only can it bring you a moveable feast ♪ 136 00:06:53,905 --> 00:06:55,591 ♪ But peacekeeping in the Middle East ♪ 137 00:06:55,591 --> 00:06:58,163 ♪ Think of ambulances getting into hard-to-reach places ♪ 138 00:06:58,163 --> 00:07:00,564 ♪ Firemen can cease running into burning flames ♪ 139 00:07:00,564 --> 00:07:02,699 ♪ We can revolutionize, mobilize ♪ 140 00:07:02,699 --> 00:07:04,068 ♪ TechCrunch and their tech bunch ♪ 141 00:07:04,068 --> 00:07:05,221 ♪ Will never see it coming ♪ 142 00:07:05,221 --> 00:07:06,539 ♪ Think outside the road ♪ 143 00:07:06,539 --> 00:07:08,671 ♪ And get ready for the ride of your life ♪ 144 00:07:08,671 --> 00:07:11,011 ♪ We've reinvented transportation, automation ♪ 145 00:07:11,011 --> 00:07:13,689 ♪ And intelli-humanoidal collaboration ♪ 146 00:07:13,689 --> 00:07:18,689 ♪ And I'm calling it aCar ♪ 147 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:21,417 ♪ Autonomous, autonomous ♪ 148 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:24,617 ♪ Don't you wanna be autonomous, autonomous ♪ 149 00:07:24,617 --> 00:07:28,533 ♪ This can make your life autonomous, autonomous ♪ 150 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:32,487 ♪ The world will be autonomous, autonomous ♪ 151 00:07:32,487 --> 00:07:36,380 ♪ My aCar's gonna go far ♪ 152 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:39,421 ♪ On its own ♪ 153 00:07:39,421 --> 00:07:43,310 ♪ This aCar's gonna drive far ♪ 154 00:07:43,310 --> 00:07:46,212 ♪ On its own ♪ 155 00:07:46,212 --> 00:07:51,212 (electricity crackling) (Joe screaming) 156 00:07:51,818 --> 00:07:54,529 (extinguisher whooshes) 157 00:07:54,529 --> 00:07:55,905 (Molly sighs) 158 00:07:55,905 --> 00:07:57,077 - Thank you. 159 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,113 (Joe sighs) 160 00:07:58,113 --> 00:08:01,054 Oh, my god. My whole life depends on having this running. 161 00:08:01,054 --> 00:08:02,522 - Your life? Come on. 162 00:08:02,522 --> 00:08:03,483 - This demo has to work. 163 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,843 I've been working on this car since undergrad. 164 00:08:04,843 --> 00:08:08,319 I have a really important presentation tonight. 165 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:10,079 I mean, Bill invented the hashtag. 166 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:14,314 - He didn't invent the hashtag. It's the pound sign. 167 00:08:14,314 --> 00:08:16,579 - I'm sorry, who are you? 168 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,329 - Hi, I'm, uh, Molly. 169 00:08:20,677 --> 00:08:22,465 I'm Bill's newest associate. 170 00:08:22,465 --> 00:08:24,229 I just started today at his venture capital firm, 171 00:08:24,229 --> 00:08:26,007 and I am already at Burning Man. 172 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:27,024 I've no idea how I got here. 173 00:08:27,024 --> 00:08:28,375 I thought I bombed that interview. 174 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,960 - Oh, hey, please don't tell Bill anything. 175 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,479 This is basically a new problem. 176 00:08:31,479 --> 00:08:33,458 And I have to get out of the dorms at Stanford. 177 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:34,375 - Stanford? 178 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:39,026 Are you the software genius, self-driving car creator Joe? 179 00:08:39,026 --> 00:08:40,426 Like, 30 under 30, TED Fellow, 180 00:08:40,426 --> 00:08:41,986 Fast Company's Most Creative? 181 00:08:41,986 --> 00:08:44,633 - I mean, I didn't do it by myself. My fraternity helped me. 182 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:46,133 - Ew. At Stanford? 183 00:08:48,273 --> 00:08:51,293 - Yeah, at Stanford. We build things. 184 00:08:51,293 --> 00:08:52,126 - I see. 185 00:08:53,183 --> 00:08:54,994 I was gonna tell you how to fix your lidar system, 186 00:08:54,994 --> 00:08:58,577 but I know you already know how to do that. 187 00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:03,879 - Well, I mean, you know, just for conjecture. 188 00:09:03,879 --> 00:09:05,194 - Molly! 189 00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:07,875 This sexy little Nikola Tesla nugget 190 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:10,171 only has hours to prepare his speech. 191 00:09:10,171 --> 00:09:12,161 Don't distract him. How's it going, Joe? 192 00:09:12,161 --> 00:09:13,440 - Oh- - No pressure. 193 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,798 It's only gonna be me, you, 194 00:09:14,798 --> 00:09:16,820 and the biggest names in Silicon Valley 195 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:18,309 under the tent tonight. 196 00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:22,668 Nail this, and I will write you a blank check. 197 00:09:22,668 --> 00:09:25,876 Ooh, I wanna see a demo now, Joe. But I can wait. 198 00:09:25,876 --> 00:09:28,561 Ooh, but I wanna see it now. But I can wait. 199 00:09:28,561 --> 00:09:31,974 But if you wanna keep tickling my balls, do it. 200 00:09:31,974 --> 00:09:33,476 - Uh, no. - Tickle them, tickle them- 201 00:09:33,476 --> 00:09:35,494 - No thank you. - Tickle them, tickle them. 202 00:09:35,494 --> 00:09:37,893 Ah, that's what I like to hear, hashtag awesome! 203 00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:40,010 Remember, at Camp Safeword, 204 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:43,593 we don't just have tech demos, we have fun. 205 00:09:45,445 --> 00:09:47,465 What do you do? 206 00:09:47,465 --> 00:09:48,635 Yoga? What is it? 207 00:09:48,635 --> 00:09:49,468 - I just... 208 00:09:49,468 --> 00:09:51,184 Nothing. - Oh, yeah, you're a juicer. 209 00:09:51,184 --> 00:09:53,540 Speaking of which, our drugs were confiscated. 210 00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:56,082 Bureau of Land Management is on high alert. 211 00:09:56,082 --> 00:09:58,100 They're stopping every hippie bus from here to Gerlach. 212 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:00,980 I was promised Choco Tacos and some goddamned molly! 213 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:01,991 - I'm right here. 214 00:10:01,991 --> 00:10:03,950 - No, I meant pure-grade MDMA... 215 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:05,590 Molls, could you get some of that? 216 00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:06,555 - You're joking, there's- 217 00:10:06,555 --> 00:10:09,222 - Does it look like I'm joking?! 218 00:10:10,084 --> 00:10:11,224 We need these drugs 219 00:10:11,224 --> 00:10:14,119 or else tonight's soiree is going to be a flop! 220 00:10:14,119 --> 00:10:16,406 Camp Safeword, which I co-founded with Diddy, 221 00:10:16,406 --> 00:10:19,476 hosts the most exclusive soiree at Burning Man. 222 00:10:19,476 --> 00:10:22,456 I can hold on the Choco Tacos, but I need my drugs! 223 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,891 Why does everything always happen to me?! Why? 224 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:27,058 Okay. Okay, B. 225 00:10:28,115 --> 00:10:29,875 Breathe, Bill. 226 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:31,292 Breathe. Breathe. 227 00:10:32,712 --> 00:10:35,274 Practice the mindfulness exercises 228 00:10:35,274 --> 00:10:37,042 you've been working on with Sandeep. 229 00:10:37,042 --> 00:10:38,283 (Bill inhales) 230 00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:39,482 (Bill exhales) 231 00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:40,433 (Bill inhales) 232 00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:42,114 I'm the best, I'm the best! I'm hashtag blessed! 233 00:10:42,114 --> 00:10:44,965 I'm the best, I'm the best! I'm hashtag blessed! 234 00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:46,048 I'm the best. 235 00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:48,302 I'm the best. 236 00:10:50,909 --> 00:10:51,742 I'm back. 237 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:56,243 Get me pure-grade MDMA, enough for the whole camp. 238 00:10:56,243 --> 00:10:59,796 And, Joe, remember, this is your moment. 239 00:10:59,796 --> 00:11:01,879 Hashtag don't fuck it up. 240 00:11:04,509 --> 00:11:05,891 - Don't worry, I know how to fix 241 00:11:05,891 --> 00:11:07,153 your lidar mount using parts that I've- 242 00:11:07,153 --> 00:11:09,403 - Yeah, thanks, I got this. 243 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:12,752 - Mm. 244 00:11:17,027 --> 00:11:20,297 Listen, you got a free ticket to Burning Man. 245 00:11:20,297 --> 00:11:22,938 Be a Sparkle Pony, sow your wild oats, 246 00:11:22,938 --> 00:11:24,265 milk a goat, I don't give a fuck. 247 00:11:24,265 --> 00:11:26,015 Just get me my drugs. 248 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,038 You know why you got the job? 249 00:11:30,038 --> 00:11:31,369 - Because of my degree from Berkeley 250 00:11:31,369 --> 00:11:33,750 and hardware engineering expertise. 251 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,798 - Sure, you can tell yourself that. 252 00:11:36,798 --> 00:11:38,728 I have great instincts. 253 00:11:38,728 --> 00:11:40,980 You know your way around here. 254 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,549 You know where to find the drugs. 255 00:11:43,549 --> 00:11:46,317 I checked out your Finsta. Really interesting content. 256 00:11:46,317 --> 00:11:47,403 - You found my Finsta? 257 00:11:47,403 --> 00:11:50,189 - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, speaking of which, 258 00:11:50,189 --> 00:11:53,109 I thought of this outfit for tonight's soiree. 259 00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:54,005 Really fits the theme. 260 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,499 It was supposed to be for my last assistant, 261 00:11:56,499 --> 00:11:58,608 who walked out yesterday, 262 00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:01,608 but I think you can squeeze into it, 263 00:12:02,837 --> 00:12:04,837 and you will look great. 264 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:12,459 Now remember, there is no "no" at Camp Safeword, 265 00:12:12,459 --> 00:12:17,459 and your bonus and loan payments are at my discretion. 266 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:18,383 Mm? 267 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,633 Yeah. Mm. 268 00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:27,176 That's my girl. 269 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:30,836 Bill is out. 270 00:12:31,802 --> 00:12:34,719 (fingers snapping) 271 00:12:37,788 --> 00:12:42,324 ♪ Spark, spark, spark, spark, spark, Sparkle Pony ♪ 272 00:12:42,324 --> 00:12:47,324 ♪ Won't you spark, spark, spark, spark, spark, Sparkle Pony ♪ 273 00:12:47,819 --> 00:12:52,579 ♪ My mother used to call me Sparkle Pony ♪ 274 00:12:52,579 --> 00:12:57,579 ♪ As a child, I used to love My Little Pony ♪ 275 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,943 ♪ But in this burning world ♪ 276 00:12:59,943 --> 00:13:02,835 ♪ It means you're just a spoiled girl ♪ 277 00:13:02,835 --> 00:13:07,631 ♪ Like some influencer from the default world ♪ 278 00:13:07,631 --> 00:13:11,010 ♪ Why am I here now ♪ ♪ Spark, spark, spark, sparkle ♪ 279 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:12,678 ♪ Spark, spark, spark ♪ 280 00:13:12,678 --> 00:13:15,457 ♪ Am I the real deal ♪ ♪ Spark, spark, spark, spark ♪ 281 00:13:15,457 --> 00:13:17,814 ♪ Sparkle, spark, spark, spark ♪ 282 00:13:17,814 --> 00:13:21,834 ♪ Am I an author or an actor in this play ♪ 283 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:22,912 ♪ Sparkle, spark ♪ 284 00:13:22,912 --> 00:13:25,047 ♪ Why am I here now ♪ ♪ Spark, spark, spark ♪ 285 00:13:25,047 --> 00:13:28,286 ♪ Spark, spark, spark, spark, spark ♪ 286 00:13:28,286 --> 00:13:30,719 ♪ Spark ♪ ♪ I am spark, spark, spark ♪ 287 00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:33,425 ♪ Spark, spark, Sparkle Pony ♪ 288 00:13:33,425 --> 00:13:38,425 ♪ I am spark, spark, spark, spark, spark, Sparkle Pony ♪ 289 00:13:38,836 --> 00:13:43,307 ♪ My father was never someone I'd look up to in life ♪ 290 00:13:43,307 --> 00:13:45,236 ♪ Especially when he'd tell me ♪ 291 00:13:45,236 --> 00:13:48,759 ♪ Girls only need to be happy wives ♪ 292 00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:51,917 ♪ My mother hid electric wire in my dollhouse ♪ 293 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,528 ♪ Hidden from my father, he'd be so bothered ♪ 294 00:13:54,528 --> 00:13:58,987 ♪ This is what his daughter was really all about ♪ 295 00:13:58,987 --> 00:14:01,801 ♪ With coils of copper, electric motors ♪ 296 00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:03,460 ♪ Circuit boards, switches, and magnets ♪ 297 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:05,800 ♪ Tinkering and figuring out things with gear ♪ 298 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,835 ♪ That one day, I could be an engineer ♪ 299 00:14:08,835 --> 00:14:13,835 ♪ Those things were there then ♪ 300 00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:18,967 ♪ And they're here with me now ♪ 301 00:14:19,076 --> 00:14:24,076 ♪ Am I an author or an actor in this play ♪ 302 00:14:24,148 --> 00:14:29,148 ♪ What am I doing here ♪ 303 00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:34,549 ♪ I am spark, spark, spark, spark, spark, Sparkle Pony ♪ 304 00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:39,704 ♪ I am spark, spark, spark, spark, spark, Sparkle Pony ♪ 305 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:47,983 (woman coughing) 306 00:14:47,983 --> 00:14:50,983 (people chattering) 307 00:14:53,985 --> 00:14:56,762 - I'm sorry about before. 308 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:57,595 I just... 309 00:14:59,014 --> 00:15:00,347 Well, I'm sorry. 310 00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:03,746 Wow, he really gave you 311 00:15:03,746 --> 00:15:05,855 a leather Princess Leia bikini for a work event. 312 00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:08,860 - It wouldn't be the most revealing thing I've ever worn. 313 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,292 - It's inappropriate. 314 00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:11,125 - Yeah. 315 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,121 (electricity crackling) 316 00:15:12,121 --> 00:15:13,088 (Joe yelps) - God! 317 00:15:13,088 --> 00:15:15,290 - Jesus! Didn't you cut the power?! 318 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,042 (outfit rustling) 319 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,630 (foot stomping) (fire sizzling) 320 00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:22,694 (Molly groans) 321 00:15:22,694 --> 00:15:25,474 (Joe sighs) 322 00:15:25,474 --> 00:15:30,141 Well, now it is the most revealing thing I've ever worn. 323 00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:36,917 Is that a self-actualizing thing? 324 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,084 I do that too. 325 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,000 ♪ When times get me down ♪ 326 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,918 ♪ When I'm about to drown ♪ 327 00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:45,959 ♪ I look at the wall to the tech gods ♪ 328 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:46,792 That's not what I expected. 329 00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,660 ♪ When my idea's stopped and failed ♪ 330 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:50,668 ♪ And my design won't scale ♪ 331 00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:53,877 ♪ I get on my knees and pray to Steve Jobs. ♪ 332 00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:54,710 What? 333 00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:59,710 ♪ When all of Silicon Valley's against you ♪ 334 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,870 ♪ I ask myself, what would Steve do ♪ 335 00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:05,813 ♪ Steven Jobs do ♪ 336 00:16:05,813 --> 00:16:09,755 ♪ Steven Jobs do do, do, do, do do do ♪ 337 00:16:09,755 --> 00:16:14,755 ♪ When you're stuck in the rut in a technical review ♪ 338 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:19,365 ♪ I ask myself, what would Steve do ♪ 339 00:16:19,365 --> 00:16:21,311 ♪ Steven Jobs do ♪ 340 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:25,241 ♪ Steven Jobs do do, do, do, do do do ♪ 341 00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:30,241 ♪ When the latest tech revolution is up to you ♪ 342 00:16:31,327 --> 00:16:34,845 ♪ I ask myself, what would Steve do ♪ 343 00:16:34,845 --> 00:16:36,799 ♪ Steven jobs do ♪ 344 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:40,293 ♪ Steven Jobs do do, do, do, do do do ♪ 345 00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:42,104 He didn't have to deal with sexual harassment. 346 00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:45,753 - Steven Jobs was his own boss, he invented the Apple IIe, 347 00:16:45,753 --> 00:16:46,884 and he saved the rainforest. 348 00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:48,831 - He literally didn't. 349 00:16:48,831 --> 00:16:50,088 - We can get you drugs, 350 00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:51,651 and we can figure out what's wrong with my car. 351 00:16:51,651 --> 00:16:53,572 - Your lidar rotational mount's burnt. 352 00:16:53,572 --> 00:16:55,192 You just need to find a replacement motor. 353 00:16:55,192 --> 00:16:57,942 But I know you already knew that. 354 00:16:59,615 --> 00:17:01,105 - Right. 355 00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:01,938 - Ahem. 356 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,478 - Oh, sorry. 357 00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:06,868 Okay, I'm ready. All right, go. 358 00:17:06,868 --> 00:17:09,451 (upbeat music) 359 00:17:10,748 --> 00:17:14,110 ♪ Burning Man will never ♪ 360 00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:17,980 ♪ Be the same ♪ ♪ Burning Man will never ♪ 361 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:21,838 ♪ Be the same ♪ ♪ Burning Man will never ♪ 362 00:17:21,838 --> 00:17:25,727 ♪ Be the same ♪ ♪ Burning Man will never ♪ 363 00:17:25,727 --> 00:17:26,729 ♪ Be the same ♪ 364 00:17:26,729 --> 00:17:30,533 ♪ I'll be the change that this world needs ♪ 365 00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:34,412 ♪ I'll change the world through technology ♪ 366 00:17:34,412 --> 00:17:38,283 ♪ I'll be the change that this world needs ♪ 367 00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:41,728 ♪ I'll change the world through technology ♪ 368 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:45,536 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 369 00:17:45,536 --> 00:17:46,775 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 370 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,468 ♪ About Burning Man ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 371 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:54,135 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 372 00:17:57,587 --> 00:17:58,420 - Okay. 373 00:18:02,442 --> 00:18:04,162 I'm guessing from your lack of goggles, 374 00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:05,764 this is your first Burn? 375 00:18:05,764 --> 00:18:06,597 - Yeah. 376 00:18:07,842 --> 00:18:09,282 - Stick with me. 377 00:18:09,282 --> 00:18:12,351 The playa provides, but we're gonna have to get creative 378 00:18:12,351 --> 00:18:13,587 if we wanna meet this deadline, 379 00:18:13,587 --> 00:18:16,837 which means we'll have to go to my first hookup. 380 00:18:16,837 --> 00:18:18,170 - These are fun. 381 00:18:21,553 --> 00:18:24,212 - Hey, bruh, we got the WiFi going. 382 00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:26,620 If you want to get the livestream going... 383 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,033 Yeah, all right. - Party people, 384 00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:29,859 it's the place to be! 385 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,026 Welcome to Camp Polyamory! 386 00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,896 ♪ Yeah ♪ 387 00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:41,714 ♪ No, but yeah ♪ 388 00:18:41,714 --> 00:18:43,143 ♪ Uh-Huh ♪ 389 00:18:43,143 --> 00:18:44,503 ♪ Ooh ♪ 390 00:18:44,503 --> 00:18:46,700 ♪ Uh ♪ 391 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,051 (Chad grunts) 392 00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:49,601 ♪ I smoke till I'm crunk ♪ 393 00:18:49,601 --> 00:18:51,399 ♪ Crunk ♪ ♪ I dance on the floor ♪ 394 00:18:51,399 --> 00:18:53,138 ♪ Floor ♪ ♪ It takes two to tango ♪ 395 00:18:53,138 --> 00:18:54,801 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ L'il Chad needs four ♪ 396 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,538 ♪ Or more ♪ ♪ Smoke till I'm high ♪ 397 00:18:56,538 --> 00:18:59,031 ♪ I got tango ♪ ♪ Lay down on the floor ♪ 398 00:18:59,031 --> 00:19:00,422 ♪ Takes two to tango ♪ 399 00:19:00,422 --> 00:19:02,020 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ L'il Chad needs four ♪ 400 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:06,217 ♪ Or more, tango, tango, tango, tango ♪ 401 00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:09,779 ♪ Tango, tango, tango, tango ♪ 402 00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:13,318 ♪ Tango, tango, tango, tango ♪ 403 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,906 ♪ Tango, tango, tango, tango ♪ 404 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,731 ♪ I got Burner girls blushing, homie ♪ 405 00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:20,503 ♪ Hippie boys, they be rushing on me ♪ 406 00:19:20,503 --> 00:19:21,629 ♪ All of my clothes are custom ♪ 407 00:19:21,629 --> 00:19:23,657 ♪ So they clutching and they touching all my sherwani ♪ 408 00:19:23,657 --> 00:19:25,530 ♪ Broccoli ♪ ♪ I got a big void inside ♪ 409 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,229 ♪ Wow ♪ ♪ That I try so hard to hide ♪ 410 00:19:27,229 --> 00:19:28,313 ♪ Wow ♪ ♪ My dad's rich ♪ 411 00:19:28,313 --> 00:19:29,331 ♪ I'm chasing bad bitches ♪ 412 00:19:29,331 --> 00:19:30,716 ♪ And hitting that ass all the time ♪ 413 00:19:30,716 --> 00:19:32,965 ♪ Skirt-Skirt ♪ ♪ I camp at 8:30 and E ♪ 414 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,769 ♪ 'Cause I'm on E by eight or nine ♪ 415 00:19:34,769 --> 00:19:36,617 ♪ My life is an excess of ecstasy ♪ 416 00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:38,460 ♪ Ecstasy all of the time ♪ 417 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,614 ♪ Join me on the floor ♪ 418 00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:42,015 ♪ On the floor ♪ ♪ I got room for you ♪ 419 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,602 ♪ Pop this little pill ♪ 420 00:19:43,602 --> 00:19:44,964 ♪ And see what it can do ♪ 421 00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:46,953 ♪ Say what ♪ ♪ I smoke till I'm crunk ♪ 422 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,660 ♪ Crunk ♪ ♪ I dance on the floor ♪ 423 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,549 ♪ Floor ♪ ♪ It takes two to tango ♪ 424 00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:52,147 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ L'il Chad needs four ♪ 425 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:53,928 ♪ Or more ♪ ♪ Smoke till I'm high ♪ 426 00:19:53,928 --> 00:19:55,975 ♪ Goddamn ♪ ♪ Lay down on the floor ♪ 427 00:19:55,975 --> 00:19:57,667 ♪ Floor ♪ ♪ Takes two to tango ♪ 428 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,865 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Chad needs four ♪ 429 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:00,824 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 430 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:01,735 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 431 00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:02,631 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 432 00:20:02,631 --> 00:20:03,479 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 433 00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:04,437 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 434 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,333 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 435 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,242 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 436 00:20:06,242 --> 00:20:07,138 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 437 00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:08,040 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 438 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:08,917 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 439 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:09,808 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 440 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:10,668 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 441 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,626 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 442 00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:12,479 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 443 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,806 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Tango ♪ 444 00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:14,973 Uh, that's it. 445 00:20:16,545 --> 00:20:18,823 ♪ Tango, tango, tango ♪ 446 00:20:18,823 --> 00:20:20,946 ♪ Oh, uh, uh ♪ 447 00:20:20,946 --> 00:20:22,042 ♪ Tango ♪ ♪ Oh, uh ♪ 448 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,267 (hand slaps) - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 449 00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:24,100 I'm sorry. 450 00:20:25,574 --> 00:20:26,657 - Skirt-skit? 451 00:20:27,654 --> 00:20:29,130 Go over there and make us some drinks. 452 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,797 - [Chad] Yeah. Yeah. 453 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:38,595 - That's not the rotational mount I had in mind. 454 00:20:38,595 --> 00:20:41,535 - Hey, Sparkle, welcome back. 455 00:20:41,535 --> 00:20:42,835 Long time. 456 00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:44,654 - I don't go by Sparkle Pony anymore. 457 00:20:44,654 --> 00:20:45,575 - Wait. You know this guy? 458 00:20:45,575 --> 00:20:46,841 ♪ Girl, don't kill my vibe ♪ 459 00:20:46,841 --> 00:20:48,246 ♪ Sparkle, glad you're here ♪ 460 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:49,624 ♪ Who's this by your side ♪ 461 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,346 ♪ Make him disappear, beep ♪ 462 00:20:51,346 --> 00:20:54,150 Um, she's helping me with my autonomous vehicle. 463 00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:55,573 ♪ Could this be new slang ♪ 464 00:20:55,573 --> 00:20:56,953 ♪ She's worked on my thang ♪ 465 00:20:56,953 --> 00:20:59,406 ♪ If you know what I'm saying ♪ 466 00:20:59,406 --> 00:21:01,492 (hands slapping) - Who talks like that? 467 00:21:01,492 --> 00:21:05,018 - Everyone, Sparkle, get with the program. 468 00:21:05,018 --> 00:21:07,219 - [Molly] Chad, I need a favor. 469 00:21:07,219 --> 00:21:10,051 - What is it? Anything for you. 470 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,081 - I need drugs. - Drugs! 471 00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:14,648 - Okay. Some kinda sexual? 472 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:18,020 - Pure-grade MDMA or ecstasy. - Do you have Percocet? 473 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,790 Molly, Percocet? 474 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:20,745 - [Molly] No. 475 00:21:20,745 --> 00:21:23,802 - [Chad] Okay, well, what are you gonna give me in return? 476 00:21:23,802 --> 00:21:26,803 - That's not how Burning Man works. 477 00:21:26,803 --> 00:21:27,636 - Okay. 478 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,421 - The gifting economy runs freely 479 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,879 when people give to each other without money- 480 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,699 - Okay. - Without bartering. 481 00:21:36,699 --> 00:21:40,338 - Okay. (blender whirring) 482 00:21:40,338 --> 00:21:43,020 - Do you have the MDMA or not? 483 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:43,853 - Um. 484 00:21:46,161 --> 00:21:47,117 Yeah, I do. 485 00:21:47,117 --> 00:21:48,105 - Great. 486 00:21:48,105 --> 00:21:51,574 - I was, like, starting to feel it before you came. 487 00:21:51,574 --> 00:21:53,405 You said MDMA, right? 488 00:21:53,405 --> 00:21:54,262 - You put it in the... 489 00:21:54,262 --> 00:21:56,847 - Yeah. I made rolly margs! 490 00:21:56,847 --> 00:21:57,680 Here. 491 00:22:00,596 --> 00:22:02,431 It's for you. 492 00:22:02,431 --> 00:22:03,681 You want? - I'm gonna go. 493 00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:04,597 - No, no, wait! 494 00:22:04,597 --> 00:22:06,318 There's gonna be party favors 495 00:22:06,318 --> 00:22:07,400 at this event I'm DJing tonight. 496 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,474 And Choco Tacos. 497 00:22:08,474 --> 00:22:10,891 I could probably, like, um... 498 00:22:12,095 --> 00:22:13,923 I could, like, probably get you in. 499 00:22:13,923 --> 00:22:15,752 - Bill's party? 500 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,169 - Yeah! Ah, that guy is dope! 501 00:22:20,488 --> 00:22:22,598 He's, like, on the board of Burning Man. 502 00:22:22,598 --> 00:22:23,735 The guy's a visionary. 503 00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:26,542 They're gonna have some sorta investor meeting 504 00:22:26,542 --> 00:22:28,832 before the event tonight. 505 00:22:28,832 --> 00:22:31,915 Bill is going to automate Burning Man. 506 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,154 (objects clattering) 507 00:22:33,154 --> 00:22:36,987 And his Burn is gonna be better than our Burn, 508 00:22:38,384 --> 00:22:43,236 just like how Disney World is better than the real world. 509 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,069 (Chad squawks) 510 00:22:44,069 --> 00:22:46,799 (Chad belches) 511 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,966 - What? - How do you know Bill? 512 00:22:48,966 --> 00:22:49,851 Did you get wristbands? 513 00:22:49,851 --> 00:22:51,100 - Wristbands? - Yeah. 514 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,853 - He's my employer. I work for Safeword. 515 00:22:52,853 --> 00:22:55,122 - And I'm presenting my- - Amaze-balls! 516 00:22:55,122 --> 00:22:58,205 What? I am so, like, so proud of you. 517 00:22:59,189 --> 00:23:02,078 This party's gonna be lit. 518 00:23:02,078 --> 00:23:06,039 And I'm gonna be live streaming until the party gets rolly, 519 00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:07,888 and then I'm gonna switch to my OnlyFans. 520 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,321 - It's not that kinda party, Chad. 521 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,520 - We can connect, you know, like old times. 522 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,853 I'm bringing Willow and Eve, 523 00:23:17,016 --> 00:23:18,736 and, like, Steve. 524 00:23:18,736 --> 00:23:19,569 - No. 525 00:23:24,728 --> 00:23:25,645 - You okay? 526 00:23:26,569 --> 00:23:29,625 - Yeah. It's kinda weird seeing it from the other side. 527 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,426 - [Joe] Is this what Burning Man's all about? 528 00:23:32,426 --> 00:23:36,547 ♪ I've seen drug-fueled glitter orgies ♪ 529 00:23:36,547 --> 00:23:40,437 ♪ Genital portrait galleries ♪ 530 00:23:40,437 --> 00:23:45,437 ♪ DJs that play from dawn to dark ♪ 531 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:49,764 ♪ I've seen shirt cockers, darkle ponies ♪ 532 00:23:49,764 --> 00:23:53,615 ♪ K'd out My Little Bronies ♪ 533 00:23:53,615 --> 00:23:58,615 ♪ And hippies who spit out art ♪ 534 00:23:59,014 --> 00:24:02,841 ♪ Last year, I recited mantras ♪ 535 00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:06,186 ♪ With a yogi who didn't speak ♪ 536 00:24:06,186 --> 00:24:10,145 ♪ I kept a jade egg up my vajayjay ♪ 537 00:24:10,145 --> 00:24:14,062 ♪ And did acro yoga for a week ♪ 538 00:24:16,139 --> 00:24:17,345 - That yogi was gonna call me. 539 00:24:17,345 --> 00:24:19,652 - Molly, you camped with these people? 540 00:24:19,652 --> 00:24:21,556 - Let me explain. 541 00:24:21,556 --> 00:24:23,864 ♪ Last year was the best Burn I ever had ♪ 542 00:24:23,864 --> 00:24:25,927 ♪ When I visited the polyamory camp and met Chad ♪ 543 00:24:25,927 --> 00:24:27,680 ♪ We hit it off and he filled me with his love ♪ 544 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,029 ♪ The type of love that needs sharing, and I mean sharing ♪ 545 00:24:30,029 --> 00:24:31,591 ♪ Chad was on me while on molly ♪ 546 00:24:31,591 --> 00:24:33,124 ♪ And also on E with Eve ♪ 547 00:24:33,124 --> 00:24:34,140 ♪ He was on K with Kay ♪ 548 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,837 ♪ And on Mary Jane with Steve ♪ 549 00:24:35,837 --> 00:24:37,614 ♪ But then things got weird ♪ 550 00:24:37,614 --> 00:24:38,810 ♪ Chad was controlling me ♪ 551 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:39,707 ♪ He could sleep around ♪ 552 00:24:39,707 --> 00:24:41,056 ♪ But he had different rules for me ♪ 553 00:24:41,056 --> 00:24:42,006 ♪ I needed to break free ♪ 554 00:24:42,006 --> 00:24:43,657 ♪ I needed my own type of therapy ♪ 555 00:24:43,657 --> 00:24:44,808 ♪ I tried this, but it wasn't for me ♪ 556 00:24:44,808 --> 00:24:46,709 ♪ So I went on a yoga retreat ♪ 557 00:24:46,709 --> 00:24:48,363 ♪ And discovered how to be me ♪ 558 00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:52,257 ♪ And now I wanna be autonomous, autonomous ♪ 559 00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:55,679 ♪ I wanna be monogamous, monogamous ♪ 560 00:24:55,679 --> 00:24:58,909 ♪ I wanna feel autonomous, autonomous ♪ 561 00:24:58,909 --> 00:25:03,909 ♪ With a higher state of consciousness, consciousness ♪ 562 00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:06,650 - What's a shirt cocker? 563 00:25:09,414 --> 00:25:10,414 - Mm. There. 564 00:25:12,187 --> 00:25:14,007 - Oh. That's literal. 565 00:25:14,007 --> 00:25:15,090 Just a shirt. 566 00:25:16,317 --> 00:25:17,721 Oh, my god, that's huge. 567 00:25:17,721 --> 00:25:19,180 (wind blowing) Oh, my god, that's so big! 568 00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:20,339 Molly what is that?! 569 00:25:20,339 --> 00:25:21,557 - It's a dust storm. 570 00:25:21,557 --> 00:25:24,489 Put your goggles on. We'll take shelter in that yurt. 571 00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:26,753 - [Joe] What's a yurt?! 572 00:25:26,753 --> 00:25:27,753 - Huh? Wait. 573 00:25:29,306 --> 00:25:31,736 (wind blowing) 574 00:25:31,736 --> 00:25:32,569 Molly?! 575 00:25:36,866 --> 00:25:39,385 (UFO squealing) 576 00:25:39,385 --> 00:25:42,073 (Tyrannosaurus rex growling) 577 00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:42,906 (elephant trumpets) 578 00:25:42,906 --> 00:25:45,778 (woman screams) 579 00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:48,192 (Joe panting) 580 00:25:48,192 --> 00:25:52,111 (Molly coughing) (Joe panting) 581 00:25:52,111 --> 00:25:53,389 - [Joe] That was insane. 582 00:25:53,389 --> 00:25:55,120 - [Molly] This isn't Sunnyvale anymore. 583 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,193 (both panting) 584 00:25:57,193 --> 00:26:01,191 - [Joe] Is that a headless Barbie doll? 585 00:26:01,191 --> 00:26:03,160 - I don't care. (doll clatters) 586 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,833 - Welcome home. 587 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:07,692 Oh, here, (chuckles) take a load off. 588 00:26:07,692 --> 00:26:08,775 - Oh. Thanks. 589 00:26:09,815 --> 00:26:12,402 Could barely breathe out there. 590 00:26:12,402 --> 00:26:13,830 Oh, smells interesting in here. 591 00:26:13,830 --> 00:26:17,977 - Mm. You two cool with a gentle contact high? 592 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:20,707 - I'm from Cali. I think I can hang. 593 00:26:20,707 --> 00:26:21,710 (Joe sighs) 594 00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,043 Wow, cool vibes. 595 00:26:24,238 --> 00:26:27,988 This is what I used to imagine Burning Man was like. 596 00:26:27,988 --> 00:26:29,346 How many Burns have you been to? 597 00:26:29,346 --> 00:26:30,404 (Hazel chuckles) 598 00:26:30,404 --> 00:26:33,690 - Well, they say, well-aged and aged well, baby. 599 00:26:33,690 --> 00:26:35,690 I was at the first Burn. 600 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:42,396 ♪ I once smoked a joint with Janis Joplin ♪ 601 00:26:43,006 --> 00:26:48,006 ♪ I rode the trains as a girl with Kerouac ♪ 602 00:26:49,269 --> 00:26:53,019 ♪ I hitchhiked all the way to Woodstock ♪ 603 00:26:53,019 --> 00:26:58,019 ♪ Some say I never came back ♪ 604 00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:03,004 ♪ The San Fran I knew is long gone ♪ 605 00:27:03,004 --> 00:27:08,004 ♪ LSD was so much better in the '60s ♪ 606 00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:13,310 ♪ I dropped Bear's best with the Grateful Dead ♪ 607 00:27:14,361 --> 00:27:18,169 ♪ I did the acid test ♪ 608 00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:23,169 ♪ And I went in so deep, I nearly lost my head ♪ 609 00:27:24,412 --> 00:27:28,803 ♪ You kids today don't know what you're missing ♪ 610 00:27:28,803 --> 00:27:31,553 (group clapping) 611 00:27:33,743 --> 00:27:38,743 ♪ But now, you've got these new age hippies ♪ 612 00:27:39,235 --> 00:27:44,235 ♪ With their phones, bone broths, and flying drones ♪ 613 00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:49,719 ♪ They're corrupting the spirit of Burning Man ♪ 614 00:27:49,719 --> 00:27:54,606 ♪ And they're glamping in luxury homes ♪ 615 00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:59,606 ♪ I tell you, gatherings just ain't the same ♪ 616 00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:04,916 ♪ They claim self-reliance and self-expression ♪ 617 00:28:05,296 --> 00:28:10,296 ♪ But these tech bros don't band together at all ♪ 618 00:28:11,593 --> 00:28:15,812 ♪ They bitch and moan, saying ♪ 619 00:28:15,812 --> 00:28:20,812 ♪ Last year's Burn was better ♪ 620 00:28:21,227 --> 00:28:25,000 ♪ Yeah, it was even better the year before ♪ 621 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:30,000 ♪ Last year's Burn was better ♪ 622 00:28:30,724 --> 00:28:35,296 ♪ Last year's Burn was better ♪ 623 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:40,296 ♪ Burn, baby, last year's Burn was better ♪ 624 00:28:41,156 --> 00:28:43,753 ♪ It was even better ♪ 625 00:28:43,753 --> 00:28:47,804 ♪ So much better ♪ 626 00:28:47,804 --> 00:28:50,637 ♪ The year before ♪ 627 00:28:59,166 --> 00:29:04,166 ♪ Mm, where has this spirit gone ♪ 628 00:29:05,347 --> 00:29:10,347 ♪ We used to camp together in a multi-colored bus ♪ 629 00:29:11,277 --> 00:29:15,548 ♪ Well, missy, let me tell you ♪ 630 00:29:15,548 --> 00:29:20,548 ♪ What Ken Kesey once told me ♪ 631 00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:26,159 ♪ Oh, wait, acid flashback ♪ 632 00:29:26,159 --> 00:29:30,653 ♪ I forgot what I was saying ♪ 633 00:29:30,653 --> 00:29:35,653 ♪ As my generation crosses into the next life ♪ 634 00:29:36,262 --> 00:29:41,262 ♪ Will our daughters lead this transformative change ♪ 635 00:29:42,609 --> 00:29:47,609 ♪ Oh, they need to band together and radically participate ♪ 636 00:29:51,552 --> 00:29:56,552 ♪ And change reality for the better ♪ 637 00:29:56,603 --> 00:30:01,603 ♪ Let's tap into our collective power ♪ 638 00:30:01,917 --> 00:30:06,917 ♪ Let's not leave here without leaving a trace ♪ 639 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:12,200 ♪ We're gonna rise up and go out saying ♪ 640 00:30:12,613 --> 00:30:17,613 ♪ Next year's Burn will be better ♪ 641 00:30:17,831 --> 00:30:22,831 ♪ Even though it was better the year before ♪ 642 00:30:23,831 --> 00:30:28,831 ♪ Oh, last year's Burn was better ♪ 643 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:34,412 ♪ Last year's Burn was better ♪ 644 00:30:34,412 --> 00:30:39,412 ♪ Burn, baby, last year's Burn was better ♪ 645 00:30:40,754 --> 00:30:43,657 ♪ And it was even better ♪ 646 00:30:43,657 --> 00:30:47,800 ♪ Ooh, so much better ♪ 647 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:52,800 ♪ The year before ♪ 648 00:30:53,738 --> 00:30:58,738 ♪ The year before ♪ 649 00:30:59,724 --> 00:31:04,724 ♪ The year before ♪ 650 00:31:05,705 --> 00:31:08,538 ♪ The year before ♪ 651 00:31:16,036 --> 00:31:17,786 ♪ Mm ♪ 652 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,933 (people cheering) 653 00:31:22,933 --> 00:31:25,516 (gentle music) 654 00:31:26,891 --> 00:31:28,182 Yes? 655 00:31:28,182 --> 00:31:29,157 - I'm confused. 656 00:31:29,157 --> 00:31:31,456 Nostalgia makes us remember things as better in the past, 657 00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:33,208 but technology is always improving. 658 00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:36,180 - Mm, not necessarily true, my child. 659 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:38,193 I mean, I used to code on punch cards 660 00:31:38,193 --> 00:31:39,416 when I was starting out. 661 00:31:39,416 --> 00:31:40,962 - Exactly. - But that meant we had 662 00:31:40,962 --> 00:31:43,764 to be exact and precise with our code, 663 00:31:43,764 --> 00:31:46,171 whereas nowadays any kid can watch a YouTube video 664 00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:48,186 and become a programmer. 665 00:31:48,186 --> 00:31:49,544 - You used to code? 666 00:31:49,544 --> 00:31:51,625 - I'd rather talk about human connection 667 00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:54,037 than Viewstamped Replication. 668 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,305 - Oh, you used to code, code. 669 00:31:56,305 --> 00:31:58,279 - Children, the song I sang has history in it. 670 00:31:58,279 --> 00:32:02,241 But I, I wanna know about you two now. 671 00:32:02,241 --> 00:32:05,419 I feel like I've been waiting for you. 672 00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:06,768 - But you don't even know me. 673 00:32:06,768 --> 00:32:08,252 - Oh. Well, I can fix that. 674 00:32:08,252 --> 00:32:09,726 I'm Hazel. 675 00:32:09,726 --> 00:32:12,878 Out here, they call me Hazel the Hippie. 676 00:32:12,878 --> 00:32:15,211 Come on, sit down, children. 677 00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:18,161 - Oh. Hi, I'm Joe. 678 00:32:18,161 --> 00:32:19,919 Nice to meet you. But I have to get back to camp. 679 00:32:19,919 --> 00:32:22,361 - There's a dust storm. 680 00:32:22,361 --> 00:32:23,340 I'm Molly. 681 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:25,007 - Molly, pick three. 682 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,621 This won't take long. 683 00:32:29,621 --> 00:32:30,951 What's your sign? 684 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:31,909 - Aquarius. 685 00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:34,042 (Hazel chuckles) 686 00:32:34,042 --> 00:32:35,863 - Free spirit, just like me. 687 00:32:35,863 --> 00:32:37,410 (Hazel chuckles) 688 00:32:37,410 --> 00:32:41,166 All right, let's see what the cards have to say. 689 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:42,042 Hm. 690 00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:43,722 (wind blows) 691 00:32:43,722 --> 00:32:44,858 (bell dings) 692 00:32:44,858 --> 00:32:45,691 Ooh. 693 00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:51,271 I see a domineering presence in your life 694 00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:52,920 that's keeping you from your potential. 695 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:57,770 - My ex, my father, my new boss, the list goes on. 696 00:32:57,770 --> 00:33:00,807 - You will rise up to take them down. 697 00:33:00,807 --> 00:33:02,965 (chimes jingling) 698 00:33:02,965 --> 00:33:04,820 Or at least one of them. 699 00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:06,987 Sorry, it's a little hazy. 700 00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:11,126 You came here seeking something. 701 00:33:11,126 --> 00:33:13,055 - Yeah. Replacement parts. 702 00:33:13,055 --> 00:33:15,286 - And drugs. Pure-grade MDMA. 703 00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:17,452 - [Joe] There's this invite-only soiree tonight, 704 00:33:17,452 --> 00:33:19,067 investor pitch thing. 705 00:33:19,067 --> 00:33:21,734 - I see. It's not Bill's, is it? 706 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:23,846 - Do the cards say that? 707 00:33:23,846 --> 00:33:27,679 - Nah, I got the Evite weeks ago. Interesting. 708 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,358 Right. (finger tapping) 709 00:33:30,358 --> 00:33:32,275 The sign of your rising 710 00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:36,878 will be when the sheep baas three times. 711 00:33:36,878 --> 00:33:37,711 - Baas? 712 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:40,982 - Cards say, "Sheep baas three times." 713 00:33:40,982 --> 00:33:42,860 Clairvoyancy works in mysterious ways. 714 00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:43,863 Either you're born with it 715 00:33:43,863 --> 00:33:46,074 or, like me, you get multiple online degrees 716 00:33:46,074 --> 00:33:47,559 in astrology to master it. 717 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:48,397 (Hazel chuckles) 718 00:33:48,397 --> 00:33:49,654 - [Chad] Molly! 719 00:33:49,654 --> 00:33:51,841 - Chad, did you follow me here? 720 00:33:51,841 --> 00:33:53,463 - Yeah, I tried to, 721 00:33:53,463 --> 00:33:56,314 but there was a dust storm, and I'm still rolling, 722 00:33:56,314 --> 00:33:57,919 and there was this shirt cocker. 723 00:33:57,919 --> 00:33:59,351 - What do you want? 724 00:33:59,351 --> 00:34:01,377 - Well, I thought you were coming to the cuddle puddle. 725 00:34:01,377 --> 00:34:03,315 I thought we really had something special, you know? 726 00:34:03,315 --> 00:34:05,065 You, me, Willow, Eve- 727 00:34:06,324 --> 00:34:07,187 - Stop. 728 00:34:07,187 --> 00:34:10,019 - Hey, what about our poly contract, huh? 729 00:34:10,019 --> 00:34:10,900 - [Joe] They have contracts? 730 00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,400 - Get everything in writing in a joint venture. 731 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,379 - The contract is over. 732 00:34:15,379 --> 00:34:19,040 I want this experience to be more than just drugs and tango. 733 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,882 - Fair point. 734 00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:21,840 Fair point. 735 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,650 But I thought you liked the dom contract, you know? 736 00:34:24,650 --> 00:34:26,163 You know I'd sub for you any day- 737 00:34:26,163 --> 00:34:27,525 - That was a phase. 738 00:34:27,525 --> 00:34:30,442 I've grown. I won't say up but out. 739 00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:34,588 And maybe you should too. 740 00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:38,734 Come on, Joe, let's go find these drugs. 741 00:34:38,734 --> 00:34:40,768 It was really nice meeting you. 742 00:34:40,768 --> 00:34:42,435 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 743 00:34:47,173 --> 00:34:51,006 Hoo, earth child, you got a lot of work to do. 744 00:34:53,835 --> 00:34:58,335 - I really like Molly, and Willow, and Eve, and Steve. 745 00:34:59,572 --> 00:35:01,338 - I can see that, baby. 746 00:35:01,338 --> 00:35:05,171 And it's okay. Hazel's gonna take care of you. 747 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:09,645 You see, your self is like a labyrinth. 748 00:35:10,865 --> 00:35:14,962 You need to take off the mask, journey inward, 749 00:35:14,962 --> 00:35:17,129 and shed your former self. 750 00:35:18,954 --> 00:35:20,586 - Are you trying to seduce me? 751 00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,001 - Hm? - 'Cause Chad's down. 752 00:35:22,001 --> 00:35:22,911 (Chad grunts) - Wait, what? 753 00:35:22,911 --> 00:35:23,994 - Unpeel me, Hazel. 754 00:35:23,994 --> 00:35:25,899 - Ho! Wait, slow your roll, baby. 755 00:35:25,899 --> 00:35:26,732 Slow your roll. 756 00:35:26,732 --> 00:35:29,350 (Hazel laughs) (Chad chuckles) 757 00:35:29,350 --> 00:35:31,811 Listen to me, when I ask you, 758 00:35:31,811 --> 00:35:34,394 "Who is Chad?" what do you say? 759 00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:38,940 - Um, well, I'm a badass, former Vine star, 760 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:40,509 soon-to-be celebrity DJ 761 00:35:40,509 --> 00:35:42,943 with tens of thousands of followers on social media. 762 00:35:42,943 --> 00:35:44,011 Church! - No, no, no, no, 763 00:35:44,011 --> 00:35:44,878 no, no, no, no. 764 00:35:44,878 --> 00:35:48,338 Those are just labels from the default world. 765 00:35:48,338 --> 00:35:51,421 I'm gonna ask you again, who is Chad? 766 00:35:53,676 --> 00:35:55,097 - Chadwick Edmund Wikowski? 767 00:35:55,097 --> 00:35:56,473 I don't know. - All right, all right, baby. 768 00:35:56,473 --> 00:35:58,179 Come here, sit down. Come down here. 769 00:35:58,179 --> 00:35:59,292 Come down here. - Okay. 770 00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:01,216 - Let's go. Unlock your chakras. 771 00:36:01,216 --> 00:36:03,367 ♪ Unlock your chakras ♪ 772 00:36:03,367 --> 00:36:05,338 ♪ Unlock your chakras ♪ 773 00:36:05,338 --> 00:36:09,505 ♪ Who is Chadwick Edmund Wikowski ♪ 774 00:36:12,301 --> 00:36:15,051 - I love everyone and everything. 775 00:36:16,546 --> 00:36:20,802 And I just wanna spread my love, like Prince. 776 00:36:20,802 --> 00:36:24,641 - Yes, yes, and the universe is ready 777 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,578 for you to spread your love. 778 00:36:26,578 --> 00:36:31,148 But first, you need to learn to treat everyone as equals, 779 00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:33,065 starting with yourself. 780 00:36:35,637 --> 00:36:36,470 Okay. 781 00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:39,335 I've learned a lot of life lessons 782 00:36:39,335 --> 00:36:41,835 by taking heavy hallucinogens. 783 00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,732 I happen to have a special tea that might help. 784 00:36:45,732 --> 00:36:46,974 - Oh, I keep it one hun. 785 00:36:46,974 --> 00:36:48,570 (tongue clicks) 786 00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:49,810 - Yeah, I don't know what that means, 787 00:36:49,810 --> 00:36:51,361 but I think it's a yes? 788 00:36:51,361 --> 00:36:52,327 - Oh, for sure, yeah. 789 00:36:52,327 --> 00:36:53,606 - Oh, okay. 790 00:36:53,606 --> 00:36:56,023 (Chad sighs) 791 00:36:57,604 --> 00:37:00,021 (gong bangs) 792 00:37:01,531 --> 00:37:03,372 There's DMT in this cup. 793 00:37:03,372 --> 00:37:06,305 It's fast-acting, derived from ayahuasca. 794 00:37:06,305 --> 00:37:08,196 I brewed it from the leaves of a caapi vine 795 00:37:08,196 --> 00:37:11,029 gifted to me by an Urarina shaman. 796 00:37:11,879 --> 00:37:13,617 It ain't your average tea. 797 00:37:13,617 --> 00:37:16,498 - I think I heard about this on the Joe Rogan podcast. 798 00:37:16,498 --> 00:37:17,860 I think I'm in the right place to try it. 799 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:19,097 - Be sure. 800 00:37:19,097 --> 00:37:24,097 Once sipped, some don't go back to their former selves. 801 00:37:24,190 --> 00:37:26,857 I will watch over you, my child. 802 00:37:30,451 --> 00:37:32,618 - Oh, holy Hyphy Movement. 803 00:37:33,489 --> 00:37:34,579 Teach me, oracle. 804 00:37:34,579 --> 00:37:37,211 - You're here to teach yourself. 805 00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,501 Buckle up, baby, you are flying inward. 806 00:37:39,501 --> 00:37:42,501 Release your chi and drink your tea. 807 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:48,947 (hypnotic music) 808 00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:51,478 - Ooh. Whoa. 809 00:37:52,953 --> 00:37:55,786 (static crackles) 810 00:38:03,003 --> 00:38:06,170 (gentle violin music) 811 00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:10,134 (upbeat music) 812 00:39:12,448 --> 00:39:14,615 ♪ Sparkle ♪ 813 00:39:42,287 --> 00:39:44,870 (gentle music) 814 00:40:12,986 --> 00:40:15,569 (upbeat music) 815 00:40:40,282 --> 00:40:41,923 (dolphin chirping) 816 00:40:41,923 --> 00:40:43,564 (water splashes) 817 00:40:43,564 --> 00:40:45,147 I'm tripping balls. 818 00:40:50,188 --> 00:40:51,099 - Surprising themed. 819 00:40:51,099 --> 00:40:51,932 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 820 00:40:51,932 --> 00:40:53,049 - It looks good on your face. 821 00:40:53,049 --> 00:40:56,082 - Ooh, unleash your spirit! 822 00:40:56,082 --> 00:40:58,689 Ooh, let your juices flow! 823 00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:00,689 Unclench your sphincter! 824 00:41:01,716 --> 00:41:02,758 (Burner loudly exhales) 825 00:41:02,758 --> 00:41:03,591 - Yeah, I don't think they'll have 826 00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:04,496 the motor we're looking for. 827 00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:06,036 - The drugs either. 828 00:41:06,036 --> 00:41:10,265 - Release those harmful toxins, those chem trails, 829 00:41:10,265 --> 00:41:12,854 the fluorides poisoning our waters. 830 00:41:12,854 --> 00:41:13,839 - [Group] Waters. 831 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:15,139 (Burner loudly exhales) 832 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,297 - Do you know what toxins are being fed to the whales? 833 00:41:18,297 --> 00:41:20,508 - The whales. - Release those harmful 834 00:41:20,508 --> 00:41:23,508 injections and let your juices flow. 835 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:26,348 Ooh. 836 00:41:26,348 --> 00:41:28,832 - Yo, bro! Stop by the Spring Break Bro Camp! 837 00:41:28,832 --> 00:41:31,411 We're doing Picklebacks to Nickelback! 838 00:41:31,411 --> 00:41:33,412 Spin the wheel, get spanked. 839 00:41:33,412 --> 00:41:35,364 (wheel clicking) 840 00:41:35,364 --> 00:41:38,254 Yes! That means you get spanked. 841 00:41:38,254 --> 00:41:39,087 Bend over. 842 00:41:39,087 --> 00:41:39,920 - What? All right. 843 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,260 (paddle slaps) Oh. 844 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:43,021 Oh, that was nice. 845 00:41:43,021 --> 00:41:44,994 (wheel clicking) 846 00:41:44,994 --> 00:41:46,107 - Hey, it's not Picklebacks. 847 00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:48,107 It's Fireball. Fireball! 848 00:41:49,597 --> 00:41:51,057 (paddle clatters) (glass shatters) 849 00:41:51,057 --> 00:41:53,035 You know, it's half the calories of a Jagerbomb. 850 00:41:53,035 --> 00:41:55,087 We're about radical self-expression here. 851 00:41:55,087 --> 00:41:56,008 (water gun squirting) - Then how come you all dress 852 00:41:56,008 --> 00:41:57,508 and look the same? 853 00:41:59,070 --> 00:42:01,517 - Heh! Good one, bro. 854 00:42:01,517 --> 00:42:02,350 Now open up. 855 00:42:02,350 --> 00:42:03,674 (water gun squirting) 856 00:42:03,674 --> 00:42:06,073 (lively music) 857 00:42:06,073 --> 00:42:08,234 (necklace rattles) 858 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,273 (lips smacking) 859 00:42:09,273 --> 00:42:11,039 - Oh, yeah, this is what we drink at the frat. 860 00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:13,650 - You're, what, like, 25, and you still live on campus? 861 00:42:13,650 --> 00:42:15,637 - [Joe] Uh, it's graduate housing at Stanford. 862 00:42:15,637 --> 00:42:16,669 - Mm, at Stanford? 863 00:42:16,669 --> 00:42:18,552 - Yeah, at Stanford. - Hey, I got a joke for you. 864 00:42:18,552 --> 00:42:21,993 How do you know that someone went to Stanford? 865 00:42:21,993 --> 00:42:24,878 They tell you within the first 90 seconds of meeting them, 866 00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:26,220 which is literally what you told me 867 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,591 in the first 90 seconds of me meeting you, 868 00:42:28,591 --> 00:42:32,022 that you went to Stanford. (Joe chuckling) 869 00:42:32,022 --> 00:42:33,685 - [Joe and Molly] Hi! 870 00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:37,227 - Hi. What brings you to this side of the dusty playa? 871 00:42:37,227 --> 00:42:39,862 - I'm looking to score some pure-grade MDMA. 872 00:42:39,862 --> 00:42:40,862 - Mm, mm-hm. 873 00:42:42,073 --> 00:42:44,156 Shrooms, uppers, downers, 874 00:42:46,482 --> 00:42:48,982 Special K, Children's Tylenol. 875 00:42:50,503 --> 00:42:53,048 Looks like our medicine cabinet is all out of supplies. 876 00:42:53,048 --> 00:42:54,438 I'm gonna have to send you to Thunderhome. 877 00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:56,215 - Oh, thank you. 878 00:42:56,215 --> 00:42:57,056 - If you're ever in the neighborhood again, 879 00:42:57,056 --> 00:42:58,893 come by for a spanking. 880 00:42:58,893 --> 00:43:00,095 - Ooh. - We will. 881 00:43:00,095 --> 00:43:00,928 Thanks. 882 00:43:02,648 --> 00:43:05,065 - Welcome to the Thunderhome! 883 00:43:07,154 --> 00:43:09,421 Two people may enter, one may win, 884 00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:12,010 unless, unless you have, you know, like, four people, 885 00:43:12,010 --> 00:43:13,623 and then as a tag team, that's two-on-two, 886 00:43:13,623 --> 00:43:15,035 so you have four people that enter, 887 00:43:15,035 --> 00:43:16,093 and then that means two may win. 888 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:17,923 But if you wanna add one more person to that, 889 00:43:17,923 --> 00:43:19,517 so that means it's, like, six people that enter, 890 00:43:19,517 --> 00:43:21,040 so that means it's a three-on-three, right? 891 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,175 So that means six people enter, 892 00:43:22,175 --> 00:43:23,189 and then three people may win, 893 00:43:23,189 --> 00:43:26,340 but with that, with the three people, 894 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:28,297 that could be every man for himself, 895 00:43:28,297 --> 00:43:30,908 so essentially, one person is the winner. 896 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:32,799 Right. All right, look at the sign. 897 00:43:32,799 --> 00:43:35,216 Don't bitch. Have a good one. 898 00:43:38,677 --> 00:43:40,767 - Hazel, hi. What are you doing here? 899 00:43:40,767 --> 00:43:42,968 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 900 00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:44,426 This camp? 901 00:43:44,426 --> 00:43:47,926 This is about immediacy and participation. 902 00:43:49,245 --> 00:43:50,231 (Hazel chuckles) 903 00:43:50,231 --> 00:43:52,648 There are no spectators here. 904 00:43:53,871 --> 00:43:54,704 - Okay. 905 00:43:54,704 --> 00:43:55,918 (Joe chuckles) 906 00:43:55,918 --> 00:43:56,751 Mm-hm. 907 00:43:57,688 --> 00:43:59,105 What's happening? 908 00:44:01,543 --> 00:44:04,543 (upbeat rock music) 909 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:40,614 I don't know what just happened. 910 00:44:40,614 --> 00:44:42,669 - Hey, it turns out we have a hundred tabs 911 00:44:42,669 --> 00:44:44,345 of ecstasy in our camp. 912 00:44:44,345 --> 00:44:46,876 Take these. We're supposed to be a clean and sober camp. 913 00:44:46,876 --> 00:44:47,709 - Thank you! 914 00:44:47,709 --> 00:44:48,890 (Hazel chuckles) 915 00:44:48,890 --> 00:44:50,731 - [Both] The playa provides. 916 00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:52,064 - Yeah. Come on. 917 00:44:54,850 --> 00:44:57,252 - [Joe] Hazel, what is this? 918 00:44:57,252 --> 00:45:01,752 - This, oh, this is the heart and soul of Burning Man. 919 00:45:04,145 --> 00:45:06,978 This coming together in community, 920 00:45:08,316 --> 00:45:09,743 each individual championing 921 00:45:09,743 --> 00:45:11,985 their own radical self-expression, 922 00:45:11,985 --> 00:45:14,839 while honoring the same in others. 923 00:45:14,839 --> 00:45:15,672 (Hazel chuckles) 924 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:19,248 This, this Burning Man experiment, 925 00:45:19,248 --> 00:45:22,206 this is the human experience uncorked 926 00:45:22,206 --> 00:45:26,464 and poured out onto the desert for one week every year. 927 00:45:26,464 --> 00:45:28,664 It's our greatest intention 928 00:45:28,664 --> 00:45:32,831 and our highest creative expression made manifest. 929 00:45:34,097 --> 00:45:39,097 ♪ Rest in piece of mind ♪ 930 00:45:40,886 --> 00:45:45,886 ♪ A steady hand to hold on ♪ 931 00:45:49,439 --> 00:45:54,439 ♪ To hold on ♪ 932 00:45:55,195 --> 00:46:00,195 ♪ And wait for the best part of the day ♪ 933 00:46:02,246 --> 00:46:07,079 ♪ When the sun arises in embracing warmth ♪ 934 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,921 ♪ Breathing down your neck ♪ 935 00:46:14,921 --> 00:46:19,921 ♪ The only thing that's brighter than everything ♪ 936 00:46:24,839 --> 00:46:29,460 ♪ And still fades out ♪ 937 00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:33,861 ♪ It fades out ♪ 938 00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:38,861 ♪ It fades out ♪ 939 00:46:39,570 --> 00:46:42,670 ♪ Ooh ♪ 940 00:46:42,670 --> 00:46:47,027 ♪ Mm ♪ 941 00:46:47,027 --> 00:46:48,598 ♪ Mm ♪ 942 00:46:48,598 --> 00:46:50,158 ♪ Ooh ♪ 943 00:46:50,158 --> 00:46:54,149 ♪ Oh ♪ 944 00:46:54,149 --> 00:46:55,899 ♪ Mm ♪ 945 00:47:08,178 --> 00:47:09,531 (camera snapping) 946 00:47:09,531 --> 00:47:11,913 (upbeat music) 947 00:47:11,913 --> 00:47:13,692 - [Man] I'm up here for Camp Safeword. 948 00:47:13,692 --> 00:47:15,195 (Joe chuckles) 949 00:47:15,195 --> 00:47:17,128 - Fuck, fuck, fuck my fucking... 950 00:47:17,128 --> 00:47:19,211 Holy Ghost of Steve Jobs. 951 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,472 Molly, where've you been? We've been looking for you. 952 00:47:23,472 --> 00:47:24,556 - Oh. 953 00:47:24,556 --> 00:47:27,889 - There's something different about you. 954 00:47:28,824 --> 00:47:30,974 I don't like it. 955 00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:32,057 Walk with me. 956 00:47:32,922 --> 00:47:36,472 Joe, let me give you a little piece of advice. 957 00:47:36,472 --> 00:47:38,162 When I was a young man, much like yourself, 958 00:47:38,162 --> 00:47:40,245 well, not quite like you, 959 00:47:41,655 --> 00:47:45,018 Steve Jobs cornered me in an elevator. 960 00:47:45,018 --> 00:47:48,057 He smelled of cedar and power, 961 00:47:48,057 --> 00:47:51,224 and he said, "Bill, don't fuck it up." 962 00:47:52,516 --> 00:47:56,175 That was the best career advice I have ever received, 963 00:47:56,175 --> 00:47:58,745 and I'm passing it along to you, 964 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:01,078 much like herpes but better. 965 00:48:02,436 --> 00:48:03,548 - It's okay, a lot of people have it- 966 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,601 - Joe, go work on the tech demo. 967 00:48:05,601 --> 00:48:08,660 (hand slaps) 968 00:48:08,660 --> 00:48:09,493 Mm. 969 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:17,661 Molly, this is molly. 970 00:48:17,661 --> 00:48:19,940 I asked you to get mushrooms! 971 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,963 I don't want my investors humping each other, 972 00:48:21,963 --> 00:48:23,931 I want their minds blown by my speech! 973 00:48:23,931 --> 00:48:24,874 - You said ecstasy. 974 00:48:24,874 --> 00:48:27,166 - I didn't ask for molly, Molly. 975 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:28,653 I have one of the great memories of all time. 976 00:48:28,653 --> 00:48:29,740 Are you calling me a liar? 977 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,282 - No. 978 00:48:31,282 --> 00:48:34,143 - I ask you to do one thing, go mushroom shopping, 979 00:48:34,143 --> 00:48:35,840 and you, you fuck it up. 980 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,703 Do you have any idea what this makes me look like? 981 00:48:37,703 --> 00:48:39,644 I went to all this effort to create an- 982 00:48:39,644 --> 00:48:41,035 - In the spirit of Burning Man, like- 983 00:48:41,035 --> 00:48:42,646 - Don't interrupt me! 984 00:48:42,646 --> 00:48:45,629 (record scratches) 985 00:48:45,629 --> 00:48:47,962 "The spirit of Burning Man?" 986 00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:51,766 This place is garbage! 987 00:48:51,766 --> 00:48:56,099 I mean, it is literally surrounded by a trash fence! 988 00:48:57,358 --> 00:48:59,029 I got on the board to terraform this place 989 00:48:59,029 --> 00:49:01,220 into something valuable, 990 00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:04,483 and not just porta potties surrounded by stacks of sticks 991 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:07,650 and tents from Walmart, and cuddle puddles, 992 00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:10,067 and puppy piles, and furries, 993 00:49:10,909 --> 00:49:14,248 and some kinda weird human centipede sex act, 994 00:49:14,248 --> 00:49:15,219 I still don't understand it, 995 00:49:15,219 --> 00:49:18,552 and this, what the fuckity fuck is this? 996 00:49:21,408 --> 00:49:25,235 Gee golly, Miss Molly doesn't know the difference 997 00:49:25,235 --> 00:49:27,537 between pills and shrooms. 998 00:49:27,537 --> 00:49:31,036 I'm about to drop the most earth-shattering talk 999 00:49:31,036 --> 00:49:33,286 on the motherfucking playa! 1000 00:49:35,371 --> 00:49:37,976 (air horn wailing) 1001 00:49:37,976 --> 00:49:40,264 (upbeat music) 1002 00:49:40,264 --> 00:49:42,984 ♪ Welcome home, bitch, what have you heard ♪ 1003 00:49:42,984 --> 00:49:46,157 ♪ Said, welcome home bitch, welcome to the new Burn ♪ 1004 00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:49,226 ♪ Gonna take this shit down, burn and pillage ♪ 1005 00:49:49,226 --> 00:49:52,777 ♪ Get ready for the new b-b-b-Burning Village ♪ 1006 00:49:52,777 --> 00:49:53,785 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1007 00:49:53,785 --> 00:49:55,859 ♪ About Burning Village ♪ ♪ What, wiggity ♪ 1008 00:49:55,859 --> 00:49:56,967 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1009 00:49:56,967 --> 00:50:00,300 ♪ About Burning Village ♪ 1010 00:50:01,950 --> 00:50:05,122 (upbeat music) 1011 00:50:05,122 --> 00:50:06,122 I'm amazing. 1012 00:50:08,065 --> 00:50:10,004 Here's what we're gonna do. 1013 00:50:10,004 --> 00:50:11,890 Investors will be here soon. 1014 00:50:11,890 --> 00:50:14,899 We'll put these into the swag bags for the Gen Z-ers. 1015 00:50:14,899 --> 00:50:17,205 They eat laundry pods for Christ's sakes, 1016 00:50:17,205 --> 00:50:18,716 they won't even know what this is. 1017 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:19,895 - I don't think that that's a good idea. 1018 00:50:19,895 --> 00:50:21,162 - Well, I'm not paying you to think, 1019 00:50:21,162 --> 00:50:23,038 I am paying you for the leather bikini, 1020 00:50:23,038 --> 00:50:25,958 which I don't see you wearing. 1021 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:28,066 - It's inappropriate. 1022 00:50:28,066 --> 00:50:30,033 I'm a junior associate at your firm. 1023 00:50:30,033 --> 00:50:32,220 - "I'm a junior associate at your," okay? 1024 00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:33,194 - It's inappropriate. 1025 00:50:33,194 --> 00:50:34,738 - Molly. - And I'm not wearing it. 1026 00:50:34,738 --> 00:50:36,390 (Bill gasps) 1027 00:50:36,390 --> 00:50:37,223 - Molly. 1028 00:50:38,808 --> 00:50:41,058 Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly. 1029 00:50:44,449 --> 00:50:48,866 You pretend to be new at this, but I know you're not. 1030 00:50:50,926 --> 00:50:55,676 You are, oh, what's the word, experienced at Burning Man. 1031 00:50:57,201 --> 00:51:00,118 I know you've worn next to nothing. 1032 00:51:01,358 --> 00:51:04,191 I know you've done hardcore drugs. 1033 00:51:06,027 --> 00:51:11,014 I know you've been part of the poly camp with my DJ. 1034 00:51:11,014 --> 00:51:12,705 This is not an outside ask. 1035 00:51:12,705 --> 00:51:15,168 - How did you find that out? - Safeword Venture Capital 1036 00:51:15,168 --> 00:51:17,624 is the world-leading venture capital firm, 1037 00:51:17,624 --> 00:51:19,974 investing in the tech of the further future. 1038 00:51:19,974 --> 00:51:21,054 - Doesn't make any sense. 1039 00:51:21,054 --> 00:51:24,383 - We vet our hires through every means possible 1040 00:51:24,383 --> 00:51:27,505 to ensure the content of their character reflects 1041 00:51:27,505 --> 00:51:32,505 the ethics of our institution. (cellphone clicking) 1042 00:51:32,586 --> 00:51:33,419 Oh. 1043 00:51:34,377 --> 00:51:35,210 Mm. 1044 00:51:37,103 --> 00:51:38,969 Sweet cheeks. 1045 00:51:38,969 --> 00:51:40,647 Get the leather on. 1046 00:51:40,647 --> 00:51:41,777 Or you can be replaced like... 1047 00:51:41,777 --> 00:51:45,392 (fingers snapping) 1048 00:51:45,392 --> 00:51:49,142 Investors will be here in 60, mm, 59 minutes. 1049 00:51:52,462 --> 00:51:54,212 Remember, life stuff. 1050 00:52:07,938 --> 00:52:09,920 (upbeat music) 1051 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:12,920 (people chattering) 1052 00:52:14,530 --> 00:52:19,318 ♪ Am I here now ♪ ♪ Spark, spark, spark, sparkle ♪ 1053 00:52:19,318 --> 00:52:21,765 ♪ Spark, spark, spark ♪ 1054 00:52:21,765 --> 00:52:26,102 ♪ What am I doing here ♪ ♪ Spark, spark, spark, spark ♪ 1055 00:52:26,102 --> 00:52:29,608 ♪ Sparkle, spark, spark, spark ♪ 1056 00:52:29,608 --> 00:52:34,608 ♪ Am I an imposter in this preposterous place ♪ 1057 00:52:35,756 --> 00:52:37,235 ♪ Sparkle, spark ♪ 1058 00:52:37,235 --> 00:52:41,694 ♪ What am I doing here ♪ ♪ Spark, spark, spark, spark ♪ 1059 00:52:41,694 --> 00:52:45,430 ♪ Spark, spark, spark, spark ♪ 1060 00:52:45,430 --> 00:52:49,311 ♪ Spark ♪ ♪ Am I spark, spark, spark ♪ 1061 00:52:49,311 --> 00:52:53,320 ♪ Spark, spark, Sparkle Pony ♪ 1062 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:58,320 ♪ I am spark, spark, spark, spark, spark, Sparkle Pony ♪ 1063 00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:05,333 (upbeat music) 1064 00:53:06,639 --> 00:53:07,472 - Molly! 1065 00:53:10,370 --> 00:53:13,253 Molly! I'm looking for Molly! 1066 00:53:13,253 --> 00:53:14,707 - I got molly. 1067 00:53:14,707 --> 00:53:16,189 - What do you know about Molly? 1068 00:53:16,189 --> 00:53:17,946 - Everybody know about molly. 1069 00:53:17,946 --> 00:53:19,007 You're not a cop, are you? 1070 00:53:19,007 --> 00:53:20,374 - I need Molly - Ooh, cha! 1071 00:53:20,374 --> 00:53:22,820 - Huh? - You need an Ambien. 1072 00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:23,653 (Burner sighs) - No, oh, 1073 00:53:23,653 --> 00:53:25,620 not that kinda molly. 1074 00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:26,652 Sparkle Pony. 1075 00:53:26,652 --> 00:53:27,902 - [Molly] What? 1076 00:53:30,434 --> 00:53:31,267 - Sparkle? 1077 00:53:34,073 --> 00:53:36,026 Oh. Oh, are you in there? 1078 00:53:36,026 --> 00:53:37,257 - [Molly] Go away, Chad. 1079 00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:39,004 - Oh, I was just hoping that we could talk. 1080 00:53:39,004 --> 00:53:40,280 - [Molly] Can it wait until tomorrow? 1081 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,370 - Well, I was really- - Or never? 1082 00:53:41,370 --> 00:53:42,902 - Well, I was really hoping that I could possibly- 1083 00:53:42,902 --> 00:53:43,841 - What do you want, Chad? 1084 00:53:43,841 --> 00:53:44,773 - Huh? - Are you here to rub 1085 00:53:44,773 --> 00:53:48,847 my choices in my face like everyone else? 1086 00:53:48,847 --> 00:53:50,205 - You okay? 1087 00:53:50,205 --> 00:53:51,808 - Yes. 1088 00:53:51,808 --> 00:53:53,517 - You're lying. 1089 00:53:53,517 --> 00:53:54,852 - Yeah. 1090 00:53:54,852 --> 00:53:55,685 - Okay. 1091 00:53:58,714 --> 00:54:00,556 Are you okay? - Do I look okay? 1092 00:54:00,556 --> 00:54:02,037 - Well, it's kinda... 1093 00:54:02,037 --> 00:54:04,654 I can't really tell. It's, like, super bright out here. 1094 00:54:04,654 --> 00:54:07,457 - Wait, did you really just ask me how I'm feeling? 1095 00:54:07,457 --> 00:54:10,540 - Yeah. Seemed like you are not okay. 1096 00:54:11,506 --> 00:54:13,056 Oh, is there anything I can do? 1097 00:54:13,056 --> 00:54:14,292 - Okay, what is this really about? 1098 00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:15,125 - What? No, no, no. 1099 00:54:15,125 --> 00:54:16,570 I just wanted to- - Tango? 1100 00:54:16,570 --> 00:54:19,363 - No, I'm actually looking for an aux cable for my phone, 1101 00:54:19,363 --> 00:54:21,788 for this thing I'm doing later. 1102 00:54:21,788 --> 00:54:25,871 Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry. 1103 00:54:26,911 --> 00:54:31,911 Um, you know, I want all this freedom to spread my love, 1104 00:54:32,010 --> 00:54:34,368 but I'm selfish with my love. 1105 00:54:34,368 --> 00:54:37,394 And I'm seeing all these people. 1106 00:54:37,394 --> 00:54:39,371 I'm with them, and I feel like 1107 00:54:39,371 --> 00:54:43,389 I don't communicate with any of them, so... 1108 00:54:43,389 --> 00:54:45,472 And I feel different now. 1109 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,151 Hazel really took off some layers. 1110 00:54:49,151 --> 00:54:51,217 No, no, not like that. Ew, Molly. 1111 00:54:51,217 --> 00:54:53,134 But she went inside me. 1112 00:54:55,729 --> 00:54:57,644 And she took me to a place 1113 00:54:57,644 --> 00:54:59,513 I haven't been in a really long time. 1114 00:54:59,513 --> 00:55:04,169 And for a few hours, it seemed like I was, like, a dolphin. 1115 00:55:04,169 --> 00:55:06,473 It's a lot to unpack. 1116 00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:11,473 But I just wanted to say (sighs) I'm sorry. 1117 00:55:12,044 --> 00:55:16,926 - I have spent my entire life taking care of other people. 1118 00:55:16,926 --> 00:55:18,410 Today, I've decided that I'm going 1119 00:55:18,410 --> 00:55:21,592 to take care of myself first. 1120 00:55:21,592 --> 00:55:23,090 - Oh, yeah. 1121 00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:25,148 - I support you, but that's some work 1122 00:55:25,148 --> 00:55:26,418 you're gonna have to do on your own. 1123 00:55:26,418 --> 00:55:27,751 - [Chad] Mm. Mm. 1124 00:55:30,647 --> 00:55:32,351 - I gotta go to this party. - No, no, yeah, you should go. 1125 00:55:32,351 --> 00:55:35,090 But I just really wanted to give you this. 1126 00:55:35,090 --> 00:55:35,931 - Why? 1127 00:55:35,931 --> 00:55:36,895 - What? - Why? 1128 00:55:36,895 --> 00:55:38,303 - Well, actually, it's like a symbol 1129 00:55:38,303 --> 00:55:39,949 of how everything is so crazy here, 1130 00:55:39,949 --> 00:55:41,372 but it can all come together and mesh. 1131 00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:42,316 They blend together- 1132 00:55:42,316 --> 00:55:43,353 - You're still coming down. - Yeah, I know. 1133 00:55:43,353 --> 00:55:44,631 I'm definitely still- - It's fine, I'll take it. 1134 00:55:44,631 --> 00:55:45,801 - I just want you to have it. - Thank you. 1135 00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,489 - Molly! Molly. 1136 00:55:47,489 --> 00:55:49,406 - Molly?! I have molly! 1137 00:55:53,319 --> 00:55:55,902 Geez. Okay, fuck your Burn too. 1138 00:55:58,520 --> 00:55:59,353 - Molly, I need your help. 1139 00:55:59,353 --> 00:56:00,219 I still have some pieces 1140 00:56:00,219 --> 00:56:01,328 that I have to find for the lidar mount, 1141 00:56:01,328 --> 00:56:02,907 and their thing is in, like, 30 minutes. 1142 00:56:02,907 --> 00:56:06,321 - Ooh! I gotta get a plug for my thing. 1143 00:56:06,321 --> 00:56:09,238 No, not that kinda plug, but maybe. 1144 00:56:10,915 --> 00:56:12,166 But also an aux cable. 1145 00:56:12,166 --> 00:56:14,583 (Chad sighs) 1146 00:56:17,009 --> 00:56:19,259 - Wait, Chad, your blender. 1147 00:56:23,939 --> 00:56:25,939 Couldn't be that simple. 1148 00:56:26,928 --> 00:56:30,368 (gentle piano music) 1149 00:56:30,368 --> 00:56:31,785 The playa provides. 1150 00:56:31,785 --> 00:56:33,497 ♪ When times get me down ♪ 1151 00:56:33,497 --> 00:56:35,244 ♪ When I'm about to drown ♪ 1152 00:56:35,244 --> 00:56:38,678 ♪ I look at the wall to the tech gods ♪ 1153 00:56:38,678 --> 00:56:40,337 ♪ When my ideas have failed ♪ 1154 00:56:40,337 --> 00:56:42,024 ♪ And my design won't scale ♪ 1155 00:56:42,024 --> 00:56:45,580 ♪ I get on my knees and pray to Steve Jobs ♪ 1156 00:56:45,580 --> 00:56:50,580 ♪ When all of Silicon Valley's against you ♪ 1157 00:56:50,662 --> 00:56:53,742 ♪ I ask myself, what would Steve do ♪ 1158 00:56:53,742 --> 00:56:55,480 ♪ Steven Jobs do ♪ 1159 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,092 ♪ Steven Jobs do do, do, do, do do do ♪ 1160 00:56:59,092 --> 00:57:04,092 ♪ When you're stuck in the rut of a technical review ♪ 1161 00:57:04,381 --> 00:57:07,504 ♪ I ask myself, what would Steve do ♪ 1162 00:57:07,504 --> 00:57:09,202 ♪ Steven Jobs do ♪ 1163 00:57:09,202 --> 00:57:12,721 ♪ Steven Jobs do do, do, do, do do do ♪ 1164 00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:17,721 ♪ When the latest tech revolution is up to you ♪ 1165 00:57:18,112 --> 00:57:22,971 ♪ I ask myself, what would Steve, no, AOC do ♪ 1166 00:57:22,971 --> 00:57:26,137 ♪ Katherine Johnson do do, do, do, do do do ♪ 1167 00:57:26,137 --> 00:57:29,017 ♪ Burning Man will never ♪ 1168 00:57:29,017 --> 00:57:32,470 ♪ Be the same ♪ ♪ Burning Man will never ♪ 1169 00:57:32,470 --> 00:57:35,868 ♪ Be the same ♪ ♪ Burning Man will never ♪ 1170 00:57:35,868 --> 00:57:39,327 ♪ Be the same ♪ ♪ Burning Man will never ♪ 1171 00:57:39,327 --> 00:57:41,672 ♪ Be the same ♪ ♪ I'm gonna take it back ♪ 1172 00:57:41,672 --> 00:57:43,544 ♪ With my car and my app ♪ 1173 00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:45,081 ♪ What will I tell Bill ♪ 1174 00:57:45,081 --> 00:57:47,055 ♪ They'll be amazed by my tech ♪ 1175 00:57:47,055 --> 00:57:48,741 ♪ I don't care what he'll say ♪ 1176 00:57:48,741 --> 00:57:50,269 ♪ I'll make millions one day ♪ 1177 00:57:50,269 --> 00:57:52,000 ♪ I'm gonna rise up to him ♪ 1178 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,886 ♪ Holy shit, you fixed my car ♪ 1179 00:57:53,886 --> 00:57:57,330 ♪ I'll be the change that this world needs ♪ 1180 00:57:57,330 --> 00:58:00,778 ♪ I'll change the world through technology ♪ 1181 00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:04,147 ♪ We'll be the change that this world needs ♪ 1182 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:07,217 ♪ We'll change the world through technology ♪ 1183 00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:10,159 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1184 00:58:10,159 --> 00:58:11,736 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1185 00:58:11,736 --> 00:58:13,345 ♪ About Burning Man ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 1186 00:58:13,345 --> 00:58:14,178 (car beeping) (tires screeching) 1187 00:58:14,178 --> 00:58:16,385 Oh! Ooh, the anti-collision system works. 1188 00:58:16,385 --> 00:58:17,869 - Yeah, it could use some calibration. 1189 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:18,903 (Molly groans) 1190 00:58:18,903 --> 00:58:20,942 ♪ Ho ho, hey hey ♪ 1191 00:58:20,942 --> 00:58:23,224 ♪ Don't let Bill take our playa away ♪ 1192 00:58:23,224 --> 00:58:25,170 ♪ Say it loud, say it clear ♪ 1193 00:58:25,170 --> 00:58:27,407 ♪ Poor, crusty hippies are welcome here ♪ 1194 00:58:27,407 --> 00:58:29,208 ♪ Classist techies, anti-gay ♪ 1195 00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:31,100 ♪ Billionaire bigots, go away ♪ 1196 00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:33,282 ♪ Ho ho, hey hey ♪ 1197 00:58:33,282 --> 00:58:35,430 ♪ Don't let Bill take our playa away ♪ 1198 00:58:35,430 --> 00:58:36,601 - What are the sheeple doing here? 1199 00:58:36,601 --> 00:58:38,509 - [Hazel] Baa, our sign will be 1200 00:58:38,509 --> 00:58:41,882 when the sheep baas three times. 1201 00:58:41,882 --> 00:58:43,915 - Hazel, what are you doing here? 1202 00:58:43,915 --> 00:58:46,527 - Shepherding the flock, my star child. 1203 00:58:46,527 --> 00:58:48,608 We're protesting your boss. 1204 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,116 - Bill's investor party? 1205 00:58:50,116 --> 00:58:53,074 - No, his Burning Village. 1206 00:58:53,074 --> 00:58:56,074 Turns out, the federal government is selling land out west, 1207 00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:59,546 and Bill is the highest bidder for Black Rock Desert. 1208 00:58:59,546 --> 00:59:02,217 I fear what will happen to this place if he takes over. 1209 00:59:02,217 --> 00:59:03,759 - What? - You didn't know? 1210 00:59:03,759 --> 00:59:05,224 - No. - Bill's plans for 1211 00:59:05,224 --> 00:59:07,388 "a tastefully curated living experience" 1212 00:59:07,388 --> 00:59:10,126 will literally destroy Burning Man as we know it. 1213 00:59:10,126 --> 00:59:11,951 - The One Percent will fly in on their private jets 1214 00:59:11,951 --> 00:59:14,051 to experience this Burning Man Lite. 1215 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:17,055 He'll raise ticket prices to unsustainable levels, 1216 00:59:17,055 --> 00:59:19,242 which is not what Burning Man was founded on. 1217 00:59:19,242 --> 00:59:20,183 - We have to do something. 1218 00:59:20,183 --> 00:59:22,382 - His presentation starts any minute now! 1219 00:59:22,382 --> 00:59:24,854 If he gets funded, we get punted! 1220 00:59:24,854 --> 00:59:26,775 - Don't let Bill privatize the desert! 1221 00:59:26,775 --> 00:59:29,135 Keep the Libertarians out of our utopia! 1222 00:59:29,135 --> 00:59:30,926 - End unnecessary male circumcision! 1223 00:59:30,926 --> 00:59:31,822 - No, baby, not that. 1224 00:59:31,822 --> 00:59:34,423 - Yes, they're being sheeple, baby! 1225 00:59:34,423 --> 00:59:36,130 It's culture jamming, 1226 00:59:36,130 --> 00:59:39,445 just like we used to do with the Cacophony Society! 1227 00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:40,415 - Baa! 1228 00:59:40,415 --> 00:59:41,998 - [Group] Baa! Baa! 1229 00:59:42,983 --> 00:59:44,110 (group mimicking sheep bleating) 1230 00:59:44,110 --> 00:59:47,422 - Joe, take the car! I have an idea. 1231 00:59:47,422 --> 00:59:50,672 Hazel, I think I have something to say. 1232 00:59:52,615 --> 00:59:55,556 - The playa provides, baby. 1233 00:59:55,556 --> 00:59:56,668 (megaphone squeals) 1234 00:59:56,668 --> 00:59:59,370 - My fellow sheeple, right now, 1235 00:59:59,370 --> 01:00:01,645 influencers and tech CEOs are deciding 1236 01:00:01,645 --> 01:00:03,602 the fate of this place. 1237 01:00:03,602 --> 01:00:06,614 We are fighting for our right to be who we are 1238 01:00:06,614 --> 01:00:09,124 in a world that doesn't think that we belong. 1239 01:00:09,124 --> 01:00:10,943 - Baa! - We are here to save 1240 01:00:10,943 --> 01:00:13,911 the playa before they fleece us out 1241 01:00:13,911 --> 01:00:15,291 of the place that what we love! 1242 01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:17,676 - You better believe! - We are not gonna baa 1243 01:00:17,676 --> 01:00:20,119 into the good night and have our dreams deferred 1244 01:00:20,119 --> 01:00:23,087 by culture vultures stealing what we create! 1245 01:00:23,087 --> 01:00:25,946 They have already gentrified my hometown of Oakland, 1246 01:00:25,946 --> 01:00:27,666 but I gotta draw the line somewhere. 1247 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:30,276 And for me, today, that line is here, 1248 01:00:30,276 --> 01:00:32,359 so who's coming with me?! 1249 01:00:38,089 --> 01:00:40,339 And there will be drugs and booze there! 1250 01:00:40,339 --> 01:00:43,019 (group cheering) 1251 01:00:43,019 --> 01:00:44,856 ♪ Ho ho, hey hey ♪ 1252 01:00:44,856 --> 01:00:46,908 ♪ Don't let Bill take our playa away ♪ 1253 01:00:46,908 --> 01:00:48,889 ♪ Ho ho, hey hey ♪ 1254 01:00:48,889 --> 01:00:51,357 ♪ Don't let Bill take our playa away ♪ 1255 01:00:51,357 --> 01:00:52,274 - Yes, man. 1256 01:01:00,108 --> 01:01:02,691 (upbeat music) 1257 01:01:04,007 --> 01:01:07,374 (cellphone beeps) 1258 01:01:07,374 --> 01:01:08,451 - Hey. Hey. 1259 01:01:08,451 --> 01:01:09,587 The fuck are you doing? 1260 01:01:09,587 --> 01:01:11,071 This is the third time you've played that song. 1261 01:01:11,071 --> 01:01:13,378 - Oh, little JoJo Siwa wants me to play it over and over 1262 01:01:13,378 --> 01:01:15,197 till she gets the timing right for her TikTok. 1263 01:01:15,197 --> 01:01:16,659 - No, that's good. Keep doing that. 1264 01:01:16,659 --> 01:01:17,492 - Yeah. 1265 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:20,933 It's weird seeing this from the other side. 1266 01:01:20,933 --> 01:01:23,636 - Hey, I don't know what your problem is, 1267 01:01:23,636 --> 01:01:26,744 but you need to stop fucking me and start fucking yourself. 1268 01:01:26,744 --> 01:01:29,245 I am paying you in massive exposure. 1269 01:01:29,245 --> 01:01:30,935 Now, I'm about to make my entrance, 1270 01:01:30,935 --> 01:01:33,352 drop that motherfucking bass. 1271 01:01:34,777 --> 01:01:36,487 (Bill inhales) 1272 01:01:36,487 --> 01:01:38,181 (Bill exhales) 1273 01:01:38,181 --> 01:01:39,486 (air horn wailing) 1274 01:01:39,486 --> 01:01:41,153 - Hey, party people! 1275 01:01:42,346 --> 01:01:44,581 Are y'all ready right meow?! 1276 01:01:44,581 --> 01:01:48,996 I'm about to drop this bass like a self-exploratory trip 1277 01:01:48,996 --> 01:01:52,788 that makes you question the societal norms 1278 01:01:52,788 --> 01:01:55,017 you've been saddled with your whole lives, okay?! 1279 01:01:55,017 --> 01:01:57,918 So dance, but have a good time! 1280 01:01:57,918 --> 01:01:59,328 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! (audience cheering) 1281 01:01:59,328 --> 01:02:00,911 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1282 01:02:01,823 --> 01:02:02,823 BillConnect! 1283 01:02:03,937 --> 01:02:04,770 Whazzup?! 1284 01:02:06,870 --> 01:02:09,120 We are changing the future! 1285 01:02:11,053 --> 01:02:12,960 Everybody, property developers, 1286 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,047 developers, developers, developers, 1287 01:02:15,047 --> 01:02:16,683 developers, developers! - Developers, developers. 1288 01:02:16,683 --> 01:02:17,516 - Ah. 1289 01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:20,156 (Bill chuckles) 1290 01:02:20,156 --> 01:02:23,525 Hey. Hey, I see you, Gwyneth Paltrow. 1291 01:02:23,525 --> 01:02:26,570 I got your candle. Really does smell like, mm-hm. 1292 01:02:26,570 --> 01:02:29,096 And, Oprah?! You get a yurt! 1293 01:02:29,096 --> 01:02:30,949 And you get a yurt! And you get a yurt! 1294 01:02:30,949 --> 01:02:35,203 Oh, is that Ja Rule?! Hey, hey, loved your festival. 1295 01:02:35,203 --> 01:02:37,573 Totally believable... 1296 01:02:37,573 --> 01:02:39,484 Tiger King. (record scratches) 1297 01:02:39,484 --> 01:02:41,411 You're still relevant? 1298 01:02:41,411 --> 01:02:42,244 That doesn't matter. 1299 01:02:42,244 --> 01:02:44,721 Thanks so much for coming to the soiree! 1300 01:02:44,721 --> 01:02:47,260 Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm so high, 1301 01:02:47,260 --> 01:02:49,593 hey, welcome to BillConnect, 1302 01:02:50,651 --> 01:02:53,734 or, or b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BillCON! 1303 01:02:54,874 --> 01:02:57,374 (Bill laughs) 1304 01:02:58,691 --> 01:03:02,300 You know me, self-made billionaire, 1305 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:05,967 tech investor, entrepreneur, playboy, zaddy. 1306 01:03:09,613 --> 01:03:12,863 Yes, Billionaire is my legal last name. 1307 01:03:17,603 --> 01:03:20,352 Tonight is not about me, no! 1308 01:03:20,352 --> 01:03:21,688 No. No, no, no, no. 1309 01:03:21,688 --> 01:03:24,447 Tonight is about the future, future, future, 1310 01:03:24,447 --> 01:03:27,239 future, future, future, future. 1311 01:03:27,239 --> 01:03:30,022 We're taking the best parts of Burning Man, 1312 01:03:30,022 --> 01:03:32,605 and curating them just for you, 1313 01:03:34,228 --> 01:03:39,214 without all the hippies, and furries, and moopers. 1314 01:03:39,214 --> 01:03:40,907 We will use automation 1315 01:03:40,907 --> 01:03:43,662 to create the tax-free Libertarian utopia 1316 01:03:43,662 --> 01:03:45,912 we've all been dreaming of. 1317 01:03:48,202 --> 01:03:50,112 We can recruit the top programmers 1318 01:03:50,112 --> 01:03:52,413 in the world and fly them here. 1319 01:03:52,413 --> 01:03:54,413 They can build and create, 1320 01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:59,413 unfettered by laws and pesky regulations and, mm, ethics. 1321 01:03:59,652 --> 01:04:02,485 Let us open a free trade of ideas, 1322 01:04:03,648 --> 01:04:06,239 and create the automated city of the future 1323 01:04:06,239 --> 01:04:08,968 that I'm calling, wait for it, 1324 01:04:08,968 --> 01:04:11,635 b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-Burning Village! 1325 01:04:12,529 --> 01:04:14,009 (air horn wailing) 1326 01:04:14,009 --> 01:04:16,592 (upbeat music) 1327 01:04:26,506 --> 01:04:27,577 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1328 01:04:27,577 --> 01:04:29,092 ♪ About Burning Village ♪ 1329 01:04:29,092 --> 01:04:30,681 ♪ What, what, what, what have you heard ♪ 1330 01:04:30,681 --> 01:04:32,831 ♪ About Burning Village ♪ 1331 01:04:32,831 --> 01:04:33,741 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1332 01:04:33,741 --> 01:04:35,332 ♪ About Burning Village ♪ 1333 01:04:35,332 --> 01:04:36,885 ♪ What, wiggity, what have you heard ♪ 1334 01:04:36,885 --> 01:04:39,372 ♪ About Burning Village ♪ 1335 01:04:39,372 --> 01:04:42,586 ♪ Burning Village is gonna be lit ♪ 1336 01:04:42,586 --> 01:04:45,427 ♪ Burning Village is gonna be the shit ♪ 1337 01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:48,578 ♪ Gonna bring Burning Man to its rightful owners ♪ 1338 01:04:48,578 --> 01:04:53,411 ♪ The One Percent, b-b-b-bitch, move over ♪ 1339 01:04:54,598 --> 01:04:57,776 (Bill sniffs) 1340 01:04:57,776 --> 01:04:58,641 (microphone clatters) (air horn wails) 1341 01:04:58,641 --> 01:05:01,262 (explosion booms) 1342 01:05:01,262 --> 01:05:04,220 And for tonight's keynote address, 1343 01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:06,960 we wanna introduce a bright, supple, young mind 1344 01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:10,691 that we here at Safeword are hoping to get into bed with, 1345 01:05:10,691 --> 01:05:11,781 and not just missionary. 1346 01:05:11,781 --> 01:05:15,282 We want all the kinks. We love his ideas! 1347 01:05:15,282 --> 01:05:19,654 We wanna get inside him, and we hope you will too. 1348 01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:22,904 Allow me to introduce Joe and his aCar! 1349 01:05:24,511 --> 01:05:27,511 (audience cheering) 1350 01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:37,474 - Ahem. 1351 01:05:38,490 --> 01:05:39,323 Ahem. 1352 01:05:44,143 --> 01:05:46,404 They say the wheel can't be reinvented, 1353 01:05:46,404 --> 01:05:48,425 but I would argue against it. 1354 01:05:48,425 --> 01:05:50,045 Um, I'm offering a revolutionary 1355 01:05:50,045 --> 01:05:50,878 technology that's- - Yes. 1356 01:05:50,878 --> 01:05:53,693 That's so revolutionary. It's amazing. 1357 01:05:53,693 --> 01:05:55,729 All right, here you go, champ. Keep going. 1358 01:05:55,729 --> 01:05:56,924 Eye on the prize. Come on. 1359 01:05:56,924 --> 01:05:57,757 - What? 1360 01:05:59,165 --> 01:06:02,248 Um, or how about the aCar to cut jobs 1361 01:06:04,225 --> 01:06:07,316 and modernize your shipping infrastructure, 1362 01:06:07,316 --> 01:06:10,149 um, stop jobs from going overseas, 1363 01:06:11,613 --> 01:06:13,696 compete with the Chinese? 1364 01:06:15,350 --> 01:06:18,200 Um, I've got a revolutionary technology 1365 01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,024 that's better than them all combined. 1366 01:06:20,024 --> 01:06:23,544 Um, we can revolutionize, mobilize, 1367 01:06:23,544 --> 01:06:25,711 and privatize Burning Man. 1368 01:06:28,144 --> 01:06:32,227 And these hippies stans will never see it coming. 1369 01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:36,956 Um, think outside the road 1370 01:06:36,956 --> 01:06:38,823 and get ready for the ride of your life. 1371 01:06:38,823 --> 01:06:41,636 We've reinvented transportation, automation, 1372 01:06:41,636 --> 01:06:46,053 intelli-humanoidal collaboration, and I'm calling it, 1373 01:06:49,903 --> 01:06:51,320 I'm calling it... 1374 01:06:55,133 --> 01:06:57,466 I'm not calling it anything. 1375 01:06:59,100 --> 01:07:00,433 I can't do this. 1376 01:07:05,728 --> 01:07:06,811 Sorry. Sorry. 1377 01:07:08,752 --> 01:07:09,835 Um, fuck you. 1378 01:07:10,718 --> 01:07:11,551 - Yeah, fuck... 1379 01:07:11,551 --> 01:07:15,541 Fuck me? Joe, what do you think you're doing? 1380 01:07:15,541 --> 01:07:17,012 - Look, I built this car to help people, 1381 01:07:17,012 --> 01:07:19,291 not for rich people to joyride in. 1382 01:07:19,291 --> 01:07:21,349 I know I came here to pitch my tech, 1383 01:07:21,349 --> 01:07:26,259 but I didn't build this car for you, I built it for them! 1384 01:07:26,259 --> 01:07:29,420 No, not them. Like, they're outside. 1385 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:31,228 I know I'm supposed to say something really profound here, 1386 01:07:31,228 --> 01:07:34,108 but I'm still processing it. 1387 01:07:34,108 --> 01:07:34,999 Molly, do you- 1388 01:07:34,999 --> 01:07:36,995 - I sure can. Baa! 1389 01:07:36,995 --> 01:07:38,779 - Baa! - Oh, god, what is this, 1390 01:07:38,779 --> 01:07:40,842 a flash mob?! ♪ Ho ho, hey hey ♪ 1391 01:07:40,842 --> 01:07:42,817 ♪ Don't let Bill take our playa away ♪ 1392 01:07:42,817 --> 01:07:44,795 ♪ Ho ho, hey hey ♪ ♪ Baa, baa baa ♪ 1393 01:07:44,795 --> 01:07:46,570 ♪ Don't let Bill take our playa away ♪ 1394 01:07:46,570 --> 01:07:47,955 ♪ Hey hey ♪ - Silence! 1395 01:07:47,955 --> 01:07:49,618 - These Burners are expressing 1396 01:07:49,618 --> 01:07:52,611 their civic responsibility and participation, 1397 01:07:52,611 --> 01:07:54,741 key principles of Burning Man that you've thrown 1398 01:07:54,741 --> 01:07:57,129 under the bus with your Burning Village. 1399 01:07:57,129 --> 01:07:57,962 - No, no, no, no, no. 1400 01:07:57,962 --> 01:08:00,188 This woman is pulling the wool over your eyes. 1401 01:08:00,188 --> 01:08:01,359 - That's not funny, that's wack. 1402 01:08:01,359 --> 01:08:03,284 - Molly, you got me the wrong drugs, 1403 01:08:03,284 --> 01:08:05,382 you started this crappy dinner theater, 1404 01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:07,484 and you're still not in your bikini. 1405 01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:08,451 - It burned. 1406 01:08:08,451 --> 01:08:10,017 - Yes! Free the nipple! 1407 01:08:10,017 --> 01:08:11,006 - [Molly] That is not what I meant. 1408 01:08:11,006 --> 01:08:11,935 - [Chad] Well, then what you meant. 1409 01:08:11,935 --> 01:08:16,435 - Okay. Bill, your toxic masculinity is exhausting me. 1410 01:08:17,368 --> 01:08:20,587 Get a coloring book and a therapist, okay? 1411 01:08:20,587 --> 01:08:23,638 Burning Man is not a playground for the One Percent! 1412 01:08:23,638 --> 01:08:26,877 - Take that shit to Coachella. 1413 01:08:26,877 --> 01:08:27,728 - [Bill] Do you have any idea of what 1414 01:08:27,728 --> 01:08:29,988 you're making me look like? 1415 01:08:29,988 --> 01:08:32,141 - [Molly] Yourself. 1416 01:08:32,141 --> 01:08:33,633 - I'm warning you, I will- - If you wanna fire me, 1417 01:08:33,633 --> 01:08:34,746 go ahead. 1418 01:08:34,746 --> 01:08:36,028 What happens in the default world 1419 01:08:36,028 --> 01:08:38,535 has no effect on me here on the playa. 1420 01:08:38,535 --> 01:08:41,613 I'm home. I've found my strength here. 1421 01:08:41,613 --> 01:08:43,321 I'm confident. 1422 01:08:43,321 --> 01:08:44,617 I am here now. 1423 01:08:44,617 --> 01:08:47,509 ♪ Now, now, now, now ♪ 1424 01:08:47,509 --> 01:08:50,276 ♪ With coils of copper, electric motors ♪ 1425 01:08:50,276 --> 01:08:52,213 ♪ Circuit boards, switches, and magnets ♪ 1426 01:08:52,213 --> 01:08:54,813 ♪ Tinkering and figuring out things with gears ♪ 1427 01:08:54,813 --> 01:08:57,084 ♪ On this day, I've conquered my fears ♪ 1428 01:08:57,084 --> 01:09:02,084 ♪ These things were there then ♪ 1429 01:09:02,182 --> 01:09:07,182 ♪ And they're here with me now ♪ 1430 01:09:07,255 --> 01:09:12,255 ♪ I am the author and the actor in this play ♪ 1431 01:09:12,653 --> 01:09:15,320 ♪ I am here now ♪ 1432 01:09:17,814 --> 01:09:19,320 ♪ I am here now ♪ ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1433 01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:21,049 ♪ About Burning Man ♪ 1434 01:09:21,049 --> 01:09:22,932 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1435 01:09:22,932 --> 01:09:24,399 ♪ I am here now ♪ ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1436 01:09:24,399 --> 01:09:26,130 ♪ About Burning Man ♪ 1437 01:09:26,130 --> 01:09:28,020 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1438 01:09:28,020 --> 01:09:29,490 ♪ I am here now ♪ ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1439 01:09:29,490 --> 01:09:31,251 ♪ About Burning Man ♪ 1440 01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:33,799 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1441 01:09:33,799 --> 01:09:36,345 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1442 01:09:36,345 --> 01:09:38,155 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1443 01:09:38,155 --> 01:09:39,735 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1444 01:09:39,735 --> 01:09:41,435 ♪ About Burning Man ♪ 1445 01:09:41,435 --> 01:09:44,009 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1446 01:09:44,009 --> 01:09:48,676 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1447 01:09:53,503 --> 01:09:56,662 - Yeah, the kids are here now, William. 1448 01:09:56,662 --> 01:09:59,151 Oh, and the new age is leaving you behind. 1449 01:09:59,151 --> 01:10:00,791 - I don't know where you get off, Hazel. 1450 01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:02,105 You're part of the One Percent! 1451 01:10:02,105 --> 01:10:03,836 (group gasping) - What? 1452 01:10:03,836 --> 01:10:04,753 - Oh, Bill. 1453 01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,903 Yes, it's true, children. 1454 01:10:08,903 --> 01:10:11,192 Out here, I'm known as Hazel the Hippie, 1455 01:10:11,192 --> 01:10:15,650 but in the default world, I go by Shirley Booth Werner. 1456 01:10:15,650 --> 01:10:16,939 (Joe gasps) 1457 01:10:16,939 --> 01:10:19,395 - [Both] The inventor of the clamshell laptop. 1458 01:10:19,395 --> 01:10:22,829 - Now, I may be wealthy in the default world, 1459 01:10:22,829 --> 01:10:27,162 but I live the principles of Burning Man year-round. 1460 01:10:28,176 --> 01:10:30,120 I'm an angel investor. 1461 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,502 I fund small startups and nonprofits 1462 01:10:32,502 --> 01:10:36,321 that work to improve the human experience. 1463 01:10:36,321 --> 01:10:40,404 And, Joe, (chuckles) the minute you get out of 1464 01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:44,385 any kind of contract with this bozo, you give me a call. 1465 01:10:44,385 --> 01:10:47,145 Yes, tech goddess. - No, no, no, no, no, no! 1466 01:10:47,145 --> 01:10:51,125 BillConnect is my party; this will be my desert! 1467 01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:53,616 - Bill, you cannot throw an exclusive party 1468 01:10:53,616 --> 01:10:56,318 when Burning Man is about radical inclusion. 1469 01:10:56,318 --> 01:10:58,469 - Can't you see that I'm the victim here? 1470 01:10:58,469 --> 01:11:00,486 No one in history has been treated- 1471 01:11:00,486 --> 01:11:02,654 (Burners chattering) 1472 01:11:02,654 --> 01:11:03,805 I'm the best, I'm the best! 1473 01:11:03,805 --> 01:11:06,707 I'm hashtag blessed! - Oh, that's enough, Bill! 1474 01:11:06,707 --> 01:11:09,466 I mean, I was a dolphin a couple hours ago 1475 01:11:09,466 --> 01:11:14,455 and I think we all agree with Hazel, you're a clown. 1476 01:11:14,455 --> 01:11:17,905 (Molly squeaks) 1477 01:11:17,905 --> 01:11:19,163 (Bill grunts) (Burners jeering) 1478 01:11:19,163 --> 01:11:22,187 (Bill groaning) 1479 01:11:22,187 --> 01:11:23,020 - Good one, Bill. 1480 01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:24,564 - Okay. - Excellent. 1481 01:11:24,564 --> 01:11:26,403 - Chad, drop the bass. 1482 01:11:26,403 --> 01:11:29,251 And let's turn this into a dance party! 1483 01:11:29,251 --> 01:11:31,732 (upbeat music) 1484 01:11:31,732 --> 01:11:33,361 - Yes! 1485 01:11:33,361 --> 01:11:35,680 (Burners clapping) 1486 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,847 Hey, you're a real leader. 1487 01:11:39,779 --> 01:11:43,497 I think I can see a place for you in my firm. 1488 01:11:43,497 --> 01:11:46,365 - I really appreciate the work that you do, 1489 01:11:46,365 --> 01:11:48,516 but out here on the playa, 1490 01:11:48,516 --> 01:11:50,614 I'm free and I do not wanna talk about business. 1491 01:11:50,614 --> 01:11:52,000 - I gotcha. 1492 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,850 - But let's have coffee, and not tea, 1493 01:11:54,850 --> 01:11:56,963 in the real world. (Hazel laughs) 1494 01:11:56,963 --> 01:11:58,986 - That sounds good to me, Molly. 1495 01:11:58,986 --> 01:12:01,826 - You can call me Sparkle. Sparkle Pony. 1496 01:12:01,826 --> 01:12:03,694 - Ooh, all right, Sparkle Pony. 1497 01:12:03,694 --> 01:12:07,141 - Let's do it. - Let's walk this way. 1498 01:12:07,141 --> 01:12:10,058 (Burners cheering) 1499 01:12:11,487 --> 01:12:14,651 (lively music) 1500 01:12:14,651 --> 01:12:17,931 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1501 01:12:17,931 --> 01:12:21,133 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1502 01:12:21,133 --> 01:12:24,354 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1503 01:12:24,354 --> 01:12:25,965 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1504 01:12:25,965 --> 01:12:27,551 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1505 01:12:27,551 --> 01:12:30,824 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1506 01:12:30,824 --> 01:12:34,005 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1507 01:12:34,005 --> 01:12:37,222 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1508 01:12:37,222 --> 01:12:38,812 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1509 01:12:38,812 --> 01:12:40,827 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1510 01:12:40,827 --> 01:12:45,827 ♪ Like, this Burn will be better than the year before ♪ 1511 01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:52,321 ♪ Like, this Burn will be better than the year before ♪ 1512 01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:55,564 ♪ Autonomous, autonomous ♪ 1513 01:12:55,564 --> 01:12:58,806 ♪ We're gonna go autonomous, autonomous ♪ 1514 01:12:58,806 --> 01:13:02,132 ♪ Because it's all autonomous, autonomous ♪ 1515 01:13:02,132 --> 01:13:04,650 ♪ Because it's all autonomous, autonomous ♪ 1516 01:13:04,650 --> 01:13:06,222 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1517 01:13:06,222 --> 01:13:11,222 ♪ You fixed my car and really made a spark ♪ 1518 01:13:12,734 --> 01:13:17,734 ♪ As a team, we're gonna go so far ♪ 1519 01:13:18,743 --> 01:13:23,743 ♪ We went through a lot, but came out on top ♪ 1520 01:13:25,552 --> 01:13:30,552 ♪ Now as a team, we can't be stopped ♪ 1521 01:13:32,034 --> 01:13:32,930 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1522 01:13:32,930 --> 01:13:37,930 ♪ This burn will be better than the year before ♪ 1523 01:13:38,484 --> 01:13:39,344 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1524 01:13:39,344 --> 01:13:44,344 ♪ This burn will be better than the year before ♪ 1525 01:13:44,896 --> 01:13:47,154 ♪ Autonomous, autonomous ♪ 1526 01:13:47,154 --> 01:13:50,344 ♪ We're gonna go autonomous, autonomous ♪ 1527 01:13:50,344 --> 01:13:53,582 ♪ Because it's all autonomous, autonomous ♪ 1528 01:13:53,582 --> 01:13:55,550 ♪ Because it's all autonomous ♪ 1529 01:13:55,550 --> 01:13:57,853 ♪ Autonomous ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ 1530 01:13:57,853 --> 01:14:01,005 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1531 01:14:01,005 --> 01:14:04,285 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1532 01:14:04,285 --> 01:14:08,046 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1533 01:14:08,046 --> 01:14:10,135 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1534 01:14:10,135 --> 01:14:13,302 ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1535 01:14:21,376 --> 01:14:23,959 (lively music) 1536 01:15:22,816 --> 01:15:27,149 ♪ Rock City, where 70,000 call home ♪ 1537 01:15:28,423 --> 01:15:30,682 ♪ Yo, I heard it's a shitshow ♪ - Oh, I'm still going? 1538 01:15:30,682 --> 01:15:31,581 - [Man] Yeah. 1539 01:15:31,581 --> 01:15:33,676 (man laughs) 1540 01:15:33,676 --> 01:15:36,096 - [Hazel] Drink your tea. 1541 01:15:36,096 --> 01:15:37,513 - Down the hatch. 1542 01:15:43,463 --> 01:15:44,900 So hot. (Hazel laughs) 1543 01:15:44,900 --> 01:15:45,750 (Chad slurps) 1544 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:47,340 (Chad sighs) 1545 01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:49,416 (Chad slurps) - That's it. 1546 01:15:49,416 --> 01:15:50,557 Just a little bit more. (Chad slurps) 1547 01:15:50,557 --> 01:15:51,392 - It's so horrible. 1548 01:15:51,392 --> 01:15:53,096 - [Hazel] Oh, is it? It's all right. 1549 01:15:53,096 --> 01:15:54,075 It'll be worth it in the end, 1550 01:15:54,075 --> 01:15:54,910 I promise. - And it tastes terrible. 1551 01:15:54,910 --> 01:15:55,843 - It's all right. (Chad groans) 1552 01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:56,839 Oh, get- - Okay. 1553 01:15:56,839 --> 01:15:58,427 Here we go. - Get... 1554 01:15:58,427 --> 01:15:59,688 - Down the hatch. - Oh. 1555 01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:01,021 - Last bit. - Mm. 1556 01:16:02,167 --> 01:16:03,167 - There's actually still more. 1557 01:16:03,167 --> 01:16:04,611 - Okay. - Okay, here we go. 1558 01:16:04,611 --> 01:16:06,376 (Hazel chuckles) 1559 01:16:06,376 --> 01:16:07,219 It's a deep cup. 1560 01:16:07,219 --> 01:16:08,824 - [Hazel] Okay, I could pour less next time. 1561 01:16:08,824 --> 01:16:11,157 - No, no. - That's all right. 1562 01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:15,123 (Chad sighs) 1563 01:16:15,123 --> 01:16:17,450 - [Chad] Oh, I'm tripping balls. 1564 01:16:17,450 --> 01:16:18,850 - Fuck you. (Bill chuckles) 1565 01:16:18,850 --> 01:16:20,522 - [Bill] Fuck me? 1566 01:16:20,522 --> 01:16:23,007 What do you think you're doing, Joe? 1567 01:16:23,007 --> 01:16:24,634 - I- - Say it. 1568 01:16:24,634 --> 01:16:27,200 No, say it. - I hate you so much. 1569 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,935 - Why? - 'Cause you remind me- 1570 01:16:28,935 --> 01:16:30,492 - Of your father. - Of my father. 1571 01:16:30,492 --> 01:16:32,909 (Joe laughs) 1572 01:16:33,789 --> 01:16:34,622 Huh? - Bend over. 1573 01:16:34,622 --> 01:16:36,070 (fan clatters) - Oh, I broke your fan. 1574 01:16:36,070 --> 01:16:38,160 But that felt good. 1575 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,267 (water gun squirting) 1576 01:16:40,267 --> 01:16:41,600 - Good one, bro. 1577 01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:44,803 That means you get spanked! 1578 01:16:44,803 --> 01:16:46,061 Bend over. 1579 01:16:46,061 --> 01:16:47,556 (paddle slaps) - Oh. 1580 01:16:47,556 --> 01:16:48,910 (Joe chuckles) (paddle clatters) 1581 01:16:48,910 --> 01:16:49,835 Well... 1582 01:16:49,835 --> 01:16:52,023 - Jagerbomb. (water gun squirting) 1583 01:16:52,023 --> 01:16:54,330 We're all about radical self-expression here. 1584 01:16:54,330 --> 01:16:56,858 Yes! That means you get spanked. 1585 01:16:56,858 --> 01:16:57,691 Bend over. 1586 01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:02,297 (paddle slaps) (paddle clatters) 1587 01:17:02,297 --> 01:17:03,334 - [Molly] Yes! 1588 01:17:03,334 --> 01:17:05,262 - It's all right. There's another one. 1589 01:17:05,262 --> 01:17:07,348 (crew laughing) 1590 01:17:07,348 --> 01:17:08,860 - Michael! - Sorry, guys. 1591 01:17:08,860 --> 01:17:10,927 I'm really not winning today. 1592 01:17:10,927 --> 01:17:15,376 ♪ Katherine Johnson do do, do, do, do do do ♪ 1593 01:17:15,376 --> 01:17:16,459 - Turn it on. 1594 01:17:17,452 --> 01:17:20,361 ♪ Burning Man will never ♪ 1595 01:17:20,361 --> 01:17:23,801 ♪ Be the same ♪ ♪ Burning Man will never ♪ 1596 01:17:23,801 --> 01:17:26,819 ♪ Be the same ♪ 1597 01:17:26,819 --> 01:17:27,729 - [Man] Beautiful. 1598 01:17:27,729 --> 01:17:29,622 ♪ I'm gonna take it back ♪ 1599 01:17:29,622 --> 01:17:31,442 ♪ With my car and my app ♪ 1600 01:17:31,442 --> 01:17:33,014 ♪ What will I tell Bill ♪ 1601 01:17:33,014 --> 01:17:35,012 ♪ They'll be amazed by my tech ♪ 1602 01:17:35,012 --> 01:17:36,593 ♪ I don't care what he'll say ♪ 1603 01:17:36,593 --> 01:17:38,115 ♪ I'll make millions one day ♪ 1604 01:17:38,115 --> 01:17:39,934 ♪ I'm gonna rise up to him ♪ 1605 01:17:39,934 --> 01:17:41,850 ♪ Holy shit, you fixed my car ♪ 1606 01:17:41,850 --> 01:17:45,261 ♪ I'll be the change that this world needs ♪ 1607 01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:48,680 ♪ I'll change the world through technology ♪ 1608 01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:52,166 ♪ We'll be the change that this world needs ♪ 1609 01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:55,148 ♪ We'll change the world through technology ♪ 1610 01:17:55,148 --> 01:17:58,062 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1611 01:17:58,062 --> 01:17:59,673 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ What have you heard ♪ 1612 01:17:59,673 --> 01:18:01,964 ♪ About Burning Man ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 1613 01:18:01,964 --> 01:18:05,680 ♪ What have you heard about Burning Man ♪ 1614 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:08,347 (crew laughing) 1615 01:18:11,666 --> 01:18:12,499 Beautiful. 1616 01:18:14,742 --> 01:18:15,959 - [Chad] Now, I've sat here and listened 1617 01:18:15,959 --> 01:18:17,399 to this entire thing, 1618 01:18:17,399 --> 01:18:19,999 and a couple hours ago, I was a dolphin, 1619 01:18:19,999 --> 01:18:22,828 but I can still tell that I think you are a very mean 1620 01:18:22,828 --> 01:18:24,828 or rude and ugly person. 1621 01:18:28,786 --> 01:18:30,036 - I'm not ugly. 1622 01:18:32,714 --> 01:18:35,846 - [Hazel] I think there is a place for you in my firm. 1623 01:18:35,846 --> 01:18:38,483 - [Molly] I really appreciate the work that you do, 1624 01:18:38,483 --> 01:18:40,754 but I am free on the playa, 1625 01:18:40,754 --> 01:18:42,469 and I do not wanna talk about business. 1626 01:18:42,469 --> 01:18:43,351 - Gotcha. - Me? 1627 01:18:43,351 --> 01:18:45,270 Hey, Joe, what do you think you're doing? 1628 01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:47,458 - Oh, I'm not doing the speech. 1629 01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:49,658 I think I'm gonna go to, I don't know, 1630 01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:50,815 massage therapy school or something. 1631 01:18:50,815 --> 01:18:52,768 There's one in Costa Rica. It's, like, really good. 1632 01:18:52,768 --> 01:18:53,756 - Why would you go to Costa Rica? 1633 01:18:53,756 --> 01:18:54,652 - Bye. (man laughs) 1634 01:18:54,652 --> 01:18:56,400 - [Bill] Joe, what do you think you're doing here? 1635 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:58,840 - Well, I built this car for poor people. 1636 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:00,196 - [Bill] I built this car for poor people. 1637 01:19:00,196 --> 01:19:01,044 (Joe laughs) 1638 01:19:01,044 --> 01:19:03,813 What do you think you're doing? 1639 01:19:03,813 --> 01:19:06,483 - I don't wanna do this anymore. 1640 01:19:06,483 --> 01:19:08,159 - And Steve. 1641 01:19:08,159 --> 01:19:08,992 - No. 1642 01:19:10,229 --> 01:19:12,896 (tongue clicks) 1643 01:19:15,988 --> 01:19:18,338 - Okay, I'm leaving, but on my own accord. 1644 01:19:18,338 --> 01:19:23,108 I'm choosing to go. You cannot kick me out of BillCON. 1645 01:19:23,108 --> 01:19:24,529 I invented the hashtag. 1646 01:19:24,529 --> 01:19:26,178 - Bill, bye. 1647 01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,011 Bye-bye. 1648 01:19:28,105 --> 01:19:28,938 Bye-bye. 1649 01:19:30,304 --> 01:19:31,137 (camera snapping) 1650 01:19:31,137 --> 01:19:31,970 Goodbye.