WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:36.036 --> 00:00:39.430 [sleigh bell melody] 4 00:00:39.474 --> 00:00:40.823 [up-tempo Christmas rock] 5 00:00:40.866 --> 00:00:43.391 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah...♪ 6 00:00:43.434 --> 00:00:45.741 ♪ Everybody, everybody♪ 7 00:00:45.784 --> 00:00:48.135 ♪ Always blames it On Christmas♪ 8 00:00:48.178 --> 00:00:49.962 ♪ This has become♪ 9 00:00:50.006 --> 00:00:51.921 ♪ A Christmas tradition♪ 10 00:00:51.964 --> 00:00:54.010 ♪ To blame it on Christmas♪ 11 00:00:54.054 --> 00:00:58.058 ♪ Go ahead and blame it All on...♪ 12 00:00:58.101 --> 00:01:01.104 ♪ I said, everybody, everybody♪ 13 00:01:01.148 --> 00:01:03.585 ♪ Always blames it On Christmas♪ 14 00:01:03.628 --> 00:01:07.110 ♪ This has become A Christmas tradition♪ 15 00:01:07.154 --> 00:01:10.679 -♪ So blame it on Christmas♪ -♪ Oh, you can blame it♪ 16 00:01:10.722 --> 00:01:13.812 ♪ Cinnamon spices Fill the room♪ 17 00:01:13.856 --> 00:01:15.814 ♪ Family members♪ 18 00:01:15.858 --> 00:01:17.773 ♪ Will be here soon♪ 19 00:01:17.816 --> 00:01:22.299 ♪ The snowfall makes Good, full snowballs♪ 20 00:01:22.343 --> 00:01:24.214 ♪ Red and white Christmas lights♪ 21 00:01:24.258 --> 00:01:26.042 ♪ Fill the malls♪ 22 00:01:26.086 --> 00:01:28.262 ♪ Something '’bout them Bells jingling♪ 23 00:01:28.305 --> 00:01:29.828 ♪ People mingling♪ 24 00:01:29.872 --> 00:01:32.353 ♪ Brings out The crazy in us all♪ 25 00:01:33.658 --> 00:01:34.964 [distant knocks] 26 00:01:36.270 --> 00:01:38.098 [stronger knock] 27 00:01:45.148 --> 00:01:48.282 Hey, monkey, when'’d you get back?Last night. 28 00:01:48.325 --> 00:01:50.327 How was your research retreat? 29 00:01:50.371 --> 00:01:51.894 It was great. I learned a lot, 30 00:01:51.937 --> 00:01:54.505 and, um, Forsite is doing some great initiatives 31 00:01:54.549 --> 00:01:56.986 in developing nations, especially Botswana. 32 00:01:57.029 --> 00:01:58.988 I heard our company was doing great things. 33 00:01:59.031 --> 00:02:01.556 -That'’s so interesting. -[laughing] 34 00:02:01.599 --> 00:02:03.384 Not as interesting as that shirt you'’re wearing. 35 00:02:03.427 --> 00:02:04.863 Can we talk about that for a second? 36 00:02:04.907 --> 00:02:06.300 What, you don'’t-- you don'’t like this? 37 00:02:06.343 --> 00:02:08.389 I was just trying something new.Yeah, no. 38 00:02:08.432 --> 00:02:10.042 I picked up your dry cleaning 39 00:02:10.086 --> 00:02:11.609 and folded all the laundry. 40 00:02:11.653 --> 00:02:14.046 Uh, how does pot roast sound for dinner? 41 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:18.181 Emma, it'’s been two years since Mom. 42 00:02:18.225 --> 00:02:22.054 Honey, you don'’t have to keep taking care of me like this. 43 00:02:22.098 --> 00:02:25.188 You have potato chips and vodka for dinner when I'’m not here. 44 00:02:25.232 --> 00:02:28.583 It'’s been two months. You'’re probably half-potato by now. 45 00:02:28.626 --> 00:02:30.976 What was that message that you left about the lake house? 46 00:02:31.020 --> 00:02:32.413 We'’re not going for the holidays? 47 00:02:32.456 --> 00:02:34.371 Yeah, I just wasn'’t feeling it this year. 48 00:02:36.373 --> 00:02:37.809 God, we'’re so behind here. 49 00:02:37.853 --> 00:02:39.681 We still have to decorate the house. 50 00:02:39.724 --> 00:02:42.205 -The tree. -Get the tree. 51 00:02:42.249 --> 00:02:43.554 Brandy? 52 00:02:44.860 --> 00:02:46.775 What is she doing back at her parents'’ house? 53 00:02:46.818 --> 00:02:48.951 I thought she lived in Los Angeles. 54 00:02:48.994 --> 00:02:52.128 Uh, no, actually she'’s lived all over for the last year. 55 00:02:52.172 --> 00:02:54.391 She was the road manager for The Seven Strokes. 56 00:02:55.566 --> 00:02:58.482 Was she "Head of Stroking"? 57 00:02:58.526 --> 00:03:01.224 She tired of traveling, so she moved back into her folks'’ house, 58 00:03:01.268 --> 00:03:04.053 -which is empty. -How do you know all that? Have you talked to her? 59 00:03:04.096 --> 00:03:07.099 Well, she'’s been back a few months, so yes. 60 00:03:07.143 --> 00:03:09.798 You'’ve just been gone for most of that time, 61 00:03:09.841 --> 00:03:12.322 so you probably just didn'’t run into her. 62 00:03:12.366 --> 00:03:13.715 Thank God. 63 00:03:13.758 --> 00:03:15.804 -Shit! -[thudding] 64 00:03:15.847 --> 00:03:17.893 What?What are you doing? 65 00:03:17.936 --> 00:03:20.461 -Get down! -Come on. Get up. 66 00:03:20.504 --> 00:03:21.810 Don'’t let her see you! 67 00:03:21.853 --> 00:03:23.420 What is wrong with you? 68 00:03:23.464 --> 00:03:24.987 No, don'’t! 69 00:03:30.645 --> 00:03:33.604 -Hi, Brandy. -Hi, is Emma here? 70 00:03:34.736 --> 00:03:36.128 Yeah. 71 00:03:36.738 --> 00:03:38.043 [clearing throat] 72 00:03:38.087 --> 00:03:41.003 Oh, hey! How are ya, lady? 73 00:03:41.046 --> 00:03:43.048 -It'’s been a minute. -Ten years. 74 00:03:43.092 --> 00:03:45.268 Right. Well, I heard you were out of town. 75 00:03:45.312 --> 00:03:47.183 Welcome back. 76 00:03:47.227 --> 00:03:50.055 Anyway, I just wanted to come over and holler at ya. 77 00:03:53.233 --> 00:03:54.669 Uh... 78 00:03:54.712 --> 00:03:56.801 also, I wanted to say that I was really sorry 79 00:03:56.845 --> 00:03:59.456 to hear about your mom. She was a badass. 80 00:04:00.936 --> 00:04:03.155 Do you remember that time she took us to the mall, 81 00:04:03.199 --> 00:04:04.983 and we bought those bras with the pineapples on '’em? 82 00:04:05.027 --> 00:04:07.899 -[chuckling] -How could I forget? 83 00:04:07.943 --> 00:04:10.206 My mom was pretty distracted back then, 84 00:04:10.250 --> 00:04:12.904 going through the divorce and everything, and... 85 00:04:12.948 --> 00:04:14.776 Well, Jo was really sweet to me. 86 00:04:14.819 --> 00:04:16.560 I'’ll never forget it. 87 00:04:16.604 --> 00:04:19.650 Joanna. Nobody called her Jo. 88 00:04:21.957 --> 00:04:24.394 Okay... then. 89 00:04:24.438 --> 00:04:26.135 Well, maybe I'’ll see you around. 90 00:04:31.880 --> 00:04:34.012 [whispering] You tell her. 91 00:04:34.056 --> 00:04:35.797 [sighing] I know. 92 00:04:39.191 --> 00:04:40.758 Emma. 93 00:04:40.802 --> 00:04:42.194 [Charlyne] I know you'’re going to your dad's 94 00:04:42.238 --> 00:04:43.805 for Christmas, but New Year'’s, 95 00:04:43.848 --> 00:04:45.502 you'’re going out with me and my girl Lola. 96 00:04:45.546 --> 00:04:47.678 That sounds fun, but Dad and I always watch-- 97 00:04:47.722 --> 00:04:49.854 -Please don'’t finish that. -Ryan Seacrest'’s Rockin'’ Eve. 98 00:04:49.898 --> 00:04:51.334 Oh, God. All right. 99 00:04:51.378 --> 00:04:53.510 Well, Hot John from PR-- You know Hot John? 100 00:04:53.554 --> 00:04:55.338 Oh, Hot John.The-- The swoopy hair? 101 00:04:55.382 --> 00:04:56.687 Uh, he'’s having a party.Oh. 102 00:04:56.731 --> 00:04:58.167 And I don'’t like dudes, 103 00:04:58.210 --> 00:04:59.951 but I'’ll go if you'’ll need a wingman. 104 00:04:59.995 --> 00:05:01.823 We'’re gonna get you in an outfit the breeders find sexy. 105 00:05:01.866 --> 00:05:03.868 You'’re gonna get drunk and laid 106 00:05:03.912 --> 00:05:05.957 like a normal 20-something-year-old human. 107 00:05:06.001 --> 00:05:07.524 I'’m normal. 108 00:05:07.568 --> 00:05:09.570 You cook your dad pot roast, 109 00:05:09.613 --> 00:05:13.051 and I can bet the blazer you'’re wearing under there is from Talbots. 110 00:05:13.095 --> 00:05:15.184 I'’m sorry for helping my lonely widowed father 111 00:05:15.227 --> 00:05:17.882 through a hard time. I'’m a monster. 112 00:05:17.926 --> 00:05:21.712 Here'’s the real question. Are you helping him or yourself? 113 00:05:21.756 --> 00:05:23.801 Is he lonely, or are you? 114 00:05:23.845 --> 00:05:26.369 Ouch, Charlyne.I'’m sorry. 115 00:05:26.413 --> 00:05:28.284 But eventually your dad is gonna find 116 00:05:28.328 --> 00:05:29.851 friends his own age and start dating, 117 00:05:29.894 --> 00:05:32.070 and where'’s that gonna leave you? 118 00:05:32.114 --> 00:05:35.378 Your dad'’s getting laid, and you'’re not? That'’s bottom. 119 00:05:35.422 --> 00:05:37.859 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dad'’s not getting laid, okay? -Right. 120 00:05:37.902 --> 00:05:40.862 It'’s been two years.Yeah, two years. 121 00:05:40.905 --> 00:05:42.429 Two years.Two years. 122 00:05:42.472 --> 00:05:45.388 -What are you talking about? -T-Two years. Really? 123 00:05:45.432 --> 00:05:49.261 When'’s the last time someone touched your shame center? 124 00:05:49.305 --> 00:05:50.915 Oh, you mean my mistletoe? 125 00:05:50.959 --> 00:05:52.439 Yes, your south pole. 126 00:05:52.482 --> 00:05:55.050 [chuckling] My happy valley. 127 00:05:55.093 --> 00:05:56.530 No, no, no, your snowflake valley. 128 00:05:56.573 --> 00:05:58.619 -Right. -[laughing] 129 00:05:58.662 --> 00:06:01.535 Ugh! The last time someone jingled my bells... 130 00:06:01.578 --> 00:06:03.406 Mmm-hmm.Including myself? 131 00:06:03.450 --> 00:06:04.929 Yes. 132 00:06:04.973 --> 00:06:06.496 I'’d say watching The Mandalorian 133 00:06:06.540 --> 00:06:08.237 a few nights ago.Do not distract them. 134 00:06:08.280 --> 00:06:10.282 The only thing you nerds should be thinking about 135 00:06:10.326 --> 00:06:12.676 is solid-state lithium batteries. 136 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:13.851 Pick that up. 137 00:06:15.070 --> 00:06:17.202 Say hi to Daddy for me. 138 00:06:17.246 --> 00:06:20.336 You'’re fired. I don't have the authority to do that, but if I did... 139 00:06:25.036 --> 00:06:26.255 Is he in, Beatrice? 140 00:06:26.298 --> 00:06:27.691 Yes, go ahead, hon. 141 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:31.042 -Nice jacket. -[soft chuckle] 142 00:06:32.348 --> 00:06:34.176 Hey. What'’s up, Dad? 143 00:06:34.219 --> 00:06:37.005 Pickup truck sales. Classic is in again. 144 00:06:38.528 --> 00:06:40.400 Classics are never out of style. 145 00:06:41.270 --> 00:06:42.793 Ooh, I forgot to tell you, 146 00:06:42.837 --> 00:06:44.882 I have a breakfast meeting this morning, um... 147 00:06:44.926 --> 00:06:46.318 Oh, okay, I was just wondering 148 00:06:46.362 --> 00:06:49.452 what day I should come up for the holidays. 149 00:06:49.496 --> 00:06:52.542 Yeah, I'’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. 150 00:06:52.586 --> 00:06:54.631 -All right. -Just kind of a logistical thing, 151 00:06:54.675 --> 00:06:56.981 but we don'’t have to talk about it now. We can talk about it later. 152 00:06:57.025 --> 00:07:00.202 "Logistics." Did you turn my bedroom into a gym or something? 153 00:07:00.245 --> 00:07:01.421 No. 154 00:07:03.205 --> 00:07:05.250 [hip-hop rhythm] 155 00:07:12.519 --> 00:07:13.737 ♪ Yo, yo, yo♪ 156 00:07:15.173 --> 00:07:17.132 ♪ You know what it is♪ 157 00:07:17.175 --> 00:07:20.091 ♪ Turn it up Uh-huh, let'’s go♪ 158 00:07:20.135 --> 00:07:21.702 ♪ Walk in the place I own it♪ 159 00:07:21.745 --> 00:07:23.747 ♪ Walk in-- Walk in the place, I own it♪ 160 00:07:23.791 --> 00:07:25.880 ♪ Walk in-- Walk in the place, I own it♪ 161 00:07:25.923 --> 00:07:28.404 ♪ Walk in-- Walk in the place, I own it♪ 162 00:07:28.448 --> 00:07:30.232 ♪ Walk in the place I own it♪ 163 00:07:30.275 --> 00:07:32.060 ♪ Need all the attention And I need it on the daily♪ 164 00:07:32.103 --> 00:07:34.628 ♪ Spotlight queen Put the cameras on me♪ 165 00:07:34.671 --> 00:07:36.107 What are you doing here? 166 00:07:36.151 --> 00:07:38.022 I'’m here to gab with your dad. 167 00:07:38.066 --> 00:07:39.197 He didn'’t tell you? 168 00:07:40.460 --> 00:07:41.983 Brandy'’s my breakfast meeting, 169 00:07:42.026 --> 00:07:44.115 which was supposed to be at the Russell Street Deli. 170 00:07:45.465 --> 00:07:49.207 Oh, right. Well, that explains the dress. 171 00:07:49.251 --> 00:07:50.861 Well, actually I left a message with Bea 172 00:07:50.905 --> 00:07:52.297 that I'’d come here instead. 173 00:07:52.820 --> 00:07:54.169 Yeah, mmm. 174 00:07:54.212 --> 00:07:56.301 Didn'’t get that message. 175 00:07:56.345 --> 00:07:59.261 Uh, why don'’t we go back inside? Come on. 176 00:08:02.394 --> 00:08:04.701 Oh, I guess we double-dunked. 177 00:08:04.745 --> 00:08:06.834 But you can never have too many holes. 178 00:08:06.877 --> 00:08:09.140 Some of us max out at two. 179 00:08:09.184 --> 00:08:11.621 So, what are you meeting with my dad about? 180 00:08:11.665 --> 00:08:14.232 Well, I just got a job managing a bar downtown. 181 00:08:14.276 --> 00:08:16.191 The Raven, you remember it? 182 00:08:16.234 --> 00:08:18.541 Of course, I mean, who hasn'’t puked in a bathroom stall there? 183 00:08:18.585 --> 00:08:20.935 [chuckles] Or peed in the alley, right? 184 00:08:20.978 --> 00:08:23.590 Anyhoo, Forsite Motors is gonna be a sponsor 185 00:08:23.633 --> 00:08:25.113 for our New Year'’s Eve concert 186 00:08:25.156 --> 00:08:27.768 -for homelessness. -You'’re for homelessness? 187 00:08:27.811 --> 00:08:29.987 You'’ve always had a funny sense of humor. 188 00:08:31.162 --> 00:08:33.295 That'’s redundant. But my dad'’s not the one 189 00:08:33.338 --> 00:08:35.558 that you talk to about sponsorships. 190 00:08:35.602 --> 00:08:38.256 Well, Jack said he could handle it this one time. 191 00:08:39.649 --> 00:08:41.477 You didn'’t mention that, Jack. 192 00:08:43.392 --> 00:08:45.525 Oh, um, it wasn'’t a big deal. 193 00:08:47.091 --> 00:08:48.615 The concert'’s gonna be fun. 194 00:08:48.658 --> 00:08:50.965 So maybe we could all go together. 195 00:08:53.315 --> 00:08:54.882 I like fun. 196 00:08:54.925 --> 00:08:57.624 Your musical taste runs from Bruce to Springsteen, 197 00:08:57.667 --> 00:09:00.583 so, maybe we should all just get back to work? 198 00:09:01.584 --> 00:09:03.151 I'’m sure you have dressing rooms 199 00:09:03.194 --> 00:09:05.849 that need to be restocked with gin and herpes meds. 200 00:09:06.807 --> 00:09:09.026 Um, all right, let'’s go. 201 00:09:09.070 --> 00:09:10.332 -Brandy? -Yeah. 202 00:09:10.375 --> 00:09:11.594 Come on. 203 00:09:13.770 --> 00:09:14.815 Yeah. 204 00:09:23.824 --> 00:09:25.652 How annoying is she? 205 00:09:25.695 --> 00:09:27.392 She'’s meeting with my dad? 206 00:09:27.436 --> 00:09:29.525 I know, and I can'’t believe 207 00:09:29.569 --> 00:09:33.398 she had the nerve to come up to this office. 208 00:09:33.442 --> 00:09:36.706 What? Bea? 209 00:09:36.750 --> 00:09:39.404 Oh, this isn'’t their first meeting. 210 00:09:39.448 --> 00:09:41.885 Wait, meeting or... meeting? 211 00:09:45.280 --> 00:09:46.498 Mmm-hmm. 212 00:09:49.719 --> 00:09:51.155 [whispering indistinctly] 213 00:09:52.853 --> 00:09:54.376 [whispering] You just have to tell her. 214 00:09:54.419 --> 00:09:57.509 I know I just have to tell her, it just... 215 00:09:57.553 --> 00:09:59.555 It'’s not that easy. It'’s Emma, right? 216 00:09:59.599 --> 00:10:00.948 What the-- Oh! 217 00:10:01.818 --> 00:10:03.428 Just... 218 00:10:03.472 --> 00:10:06.257 "Very well, young lady, drive safely." 219 00:10:06.301 --> 00:10:07.607 "Thank you, kindly sir." 220 00:10:07.650 --> 00:10:09.260 Anyway, I have to get back to the office. 221 00:10:09.304 --> 00:10:10.871 Is there any chance we could... 222 00:10:10.914 --> 00:10:12.524 -Bye-bye. -Can I see you tonight? 223 00:10:12.568 --> 00:10:13.787 Yeah, well, make sure you turn off... 224 00:10:13.830 --> 00:10:15.615 -I said "bye-bye." -...the porch light. 225 00:10:15.658 --> 00:10:18.182 Wha... stop. 226 00:10:18.226 --> 00:10:21.055 Rape. Stop raping my dad! 227 00:10:21.098 --> 00:10:22.404 -Oh, shit. -Shit. 228 00:10:22.447 --> 00:10:24.188 -Shit. -Wha-- 229 00:10:24.232 --> 00:10:25.929 [groaning] 230 00:10:28.410 --> 00:10:31.021 [panting] 231 00:10:34.764 --> 00:10:36.723 Here you go. 232 00:10:36.766 --> 00:10:38.507 That should do it. 233 00:10:42.859 --> 00:10:44.687 ♪ The itsy-bitsy spider♪ 234 00:10:44.731 --> 00:10:46.689 ♪ Went up the water spout♪ 235 00:10:46.733 --> 00:10:47.951 ♪ Down came the--♪ 236 00:10:48.909 --> 00:10:51.955 [Christmas elevator music] 237 00:10:54.044 --> 00:10:55.655 Okay, here'’s what obviously happened. 238 00:10:57.265 --> 00:10:58.832 That Venus fly-snatch 239 00:10:58.875 --> 00:11:01.051 preyed on you during a vulnerable time. 240 00:11:01.095 --> 00:11:02.879 But it'’s not your fault. 241 00:11:02.923 --> 00:11:04.315 You'’re just a lonely old widower 242 00:11:04.359 --> 00:11:05.839 whose only female connection now 243 00:11:05.882 --> 00:11:07.710 are the local news weather ladies. 244 00:11:09.016 --> 00:11:10.582 [soft thudding] 245 00:11:12.759 --> 00:11:15.370 Brandy and I are seeing each other. 246 00:11:16.327 --> 00:11:19.548 Like... seeing each other'’s... 247 00:11:19.591 --> 00:11:21.506 privates? [retching] 248 00:11:23.465 --> 00:11:24.945 [retching] Geez. 249 00:11:24.988 --> 00:11:26.990 [groaning] 250 00:11:27.034 --> 00:11:29.297 Just... Just stop it.I need to get it out. 251 00:11:31.778 --> 00:11:33.170 Stop, stop, stop. 252 00:11:33.214 --> 00:11:35.695 Please.Okay, I have to get out of here. 253 00:11:35.738 --> 00:11:36.739 I'’ve... 254 00:11:37.871 --> 00:11:40.134 [Christmas elevator music] 255 00:11:44.791 --> 00:11:46.793 Dad? 256 00:11:46.836 --> 00:11:50.100 Brandy and I are the same age. 257 00:11:50.144 --> 00:11:51.972 We went to school together. 258 00:11:52.015 --> 00:11:54.539 We bought the same pineapple bras. 259 00:11:54.583 --> 00:11:57.629 Yeah, that'’s not ideal, but a lot'’s changed since then. 260 00:11:57.673 --> 00:11:59.631 I didn'’t even know you were friends back then. 261 00:11:59.675 --> 00:12:01.155 We weren'’t.What I'’m trying to say is, 262 00:12:01.198 --> 00:12:04.288 you should get to know Brandy now, like I did. 263 00:12:04.332 --> 00:12:05.768 She'’s fantastic. She is. 264 00:12:05.812 --> 00:12:07.204 She'’s generous, open-hearted, 265 00:12:07.248 --> 00:12:08.815 -beautiful. -Oh. 266 00:12:08.858 --> 00:12:11.339 I'’m gonna punch you in the throat, widow-raper. 267 00:12:11.382 --> 00:12:12.775 What? 268 00:12:12.819 --> 00:12:14.298 Okay, you know what? No. 269 00:12:14.342 --> 00:12:16.736 Emma, come on out here. Let'’s talk. 270 00:12:16.779 --> 00:12:18.172 [scoffs]Emma... 271 00:12:20.000 --> 00:12:21.131 Will you please... 272 00:12:21.175 --> 00:12:23.394 I like it here. 273 00:12:23.438 --> 00:12:24.656 I live here now. 274 00:12:26.049 --> 00:12:28.399 -[clearing throat] -Okay. 275 00:12:28.443 --> 00:12:31.098 I'’m really sorry that you had to find out like that, okay? 276 00:12:31.141 --> 00:12:33.274 I kept telling your dad we should just treat this 277 00:12:33.317 --> 00:12:35.232 like a bikini wax. Just rip the strip. 278 00:12:35.276 --> 00:12:36.625 She did. She said, "Rip the strip." 279 00:12:36.668 --> 00:12:38.453 It may hurt like hell at first, 280 00:12:38.496 --> 00:12:40.934 but then after that, it'’s all-- it's all smooth. 281 00:12:40.977 --> 00:12:43.153 You know? And I told him you'’re the smartest girl I know, 282 00:12:43.197 --> 00:12:46.504 -and that you were mature enough to handle this. -Oh, did you? 283 00:12:46.548 --> 00:12:48.811 And I knew that if you had time to really think about it, 284 00:12:48.855 --> 00:12:50.944 you'’d see that you'’re not losing him, 285 00:12:50.987 --> 00:12:54.338 -you'’re gaining me. -Oh, am I? 286 00:12:54.382 --> 00:12:55.905 Yeah.We really-- 287 00:12:55.949 --> 00:12:58.212 We weren'’t trying to hurt you. 288 00:12:58.255 --> 00:13:00.388 So, the two of you are "we" now? 289 00:13:00.431 --> 00:13:02.259 -And I'’m just me? -Oh. 290 00:13:02.303 --> 00:13:04.871 -Yeah, but there are no sides. -No, we'’re all in this together. 291 00:13:04.914 --> 00:13:07.003 In what together? Your vagina? 292 00:13:07.047 --> 00:13:08.526 No-- [groans] 293 00:13:08.570 --> 00:13:10.833 How long has this been going on for? 294 00:13:13.967 --> 00:13:16.621 How long? 295 00:13:16.665 --> 00:13:18.972 Two months. 296 00:13:19.015 --> 00:13:20.930 -Two months? -We didn'’t plan it. 297 00:13:20.974 --> 00:13:24.412 -[voice echoing, fading] It just sort of happened... -Yeah. 298 00:13:25.500 --> 00:13:27.415 [Jack, distorted] Emma? 299 00:13:32.028 --> 00:13:34.857 Brandy and I are spending the holidays together. 300 00:13:34.901 --> 00:13:37.468 [echoing, distorted] And we want you to join us. 301 00:13:42.169 --> 00:13:45.041 Thank you for your offer, 302 00:13:45.085 --> 00:13:47.478 but I am otherwise engaged for the holidays. 303 00:13:47.522 --> 00:13:49.611 You don'’t have other plans. 304 00:13:49.654 --> 00:13:51.874 I will be building my bunker 305 00:13:51.918 --> 00:13:55.312 and collecting my end-of-days supply, 306 00:13:55.356 --> 00:13:59.229 because a shroud of darkness has descended on the world. 307 00:13:59.273 --> 00:14:01.841 Evil has won 308 00:14:01.884 --> 00:14:03.407 and Christmas 309 00:14:03.451 --> 00:14:06.628 is fucking canceled! 310 00:14:09.239 --> 00:14:12.373 [people exclaiming] 311 00:14:12.416 --> 00:14:15.245 [Emma] I can'’t believe it. It'’s a nightmare. 312 00:14:15.289 --> 00:14:19.902 My dad is having sex with "Handy" Barnes! 313 00:14:19.946 --> 00:14:20.990 What'’re you doing? 314 00:14:21.034 --> 00:14:23.384 The saltshaker. 315 00:14:23.427 --> 00:14:24.820 Pepper grinder. This is fun. 316 00:14:24.864 --> 00:14:26.126 Ooh, shakin'’ the snake. 317 00:14:26.169 --> 00:14:28.650 What-- Oh, stop it! Oh, gross! 318 00:14:28.693 --> 00:14:32.045 That is not my forte, but I know that'’s not how you do that. 319 00:14:32.088 --> 00:14:33.394 Who is "Handy" Barnes? 320 00:14:33.437 --> 00:14:35.918 Brandy. We went to high school together. 321 00:14:35.962 --> 00:14:37.877 She was my nemesis. 322 00:14:37.920 --> 00:14:41.663 -She even stole my crush, Josh Jamison. -Oh. 323 00:14:41.706 --> 00:14:43.404 And now she'’s dating my father. 324 00:14:43.447 --> 00:14:45.928 Gross, yeah, that has a certain "ick" factor to it. 325 00:14:45.972 --> 00:14:49.540 Oh, you think? Our lockers were next to each other. 326 00:14:49.584 --> 00:14:51.368 We spent afternoons together because study hall 327 00:14:51.412 --> 00:14:53.283 and detention were in the same room. 328 00:14:54.154 --> 00:14:55.546 Oh... oh, my God. 329 00:14:55.590 --> 00:14:57.331 I borrowed a tampon from her once after gym. 330 00:14:57.374 --> 00:14:59.724 I think that makes us Eskimo sisters. 331 00:14:59.768 --> 00:15:00.943 No, it doesn'’t. 332 00:15:00.987 --> 00:15:03.511 God, what is my dad doing? 333 00:15:03.554 --> 00:15:06.209 I mean, what could he possibly see in her? 334 00:15:06.253 --> 00:15:07.689 Do you have a photo? 335 00:15:13.390 --> 00:15:15.610 I know, she'’s attractive. 336 00:15:15.653 --> 00:15:17.612 No, no, no. 337 00:15:17.655 --> 00:15:20.310 If I wasn'’t dating Lola, I would literally step over your corpse 338 00:15:20.354 --> 00:15:22.138 to cup those tits for five seconds. 339 00:15:22.182 --> 00:15:23.879 -Not helping. -Listen, 340 00:15:23.923 --> 00:15:28.362 it is in a dude'’s DNA to try and bang the hottest, 341 00:15:28.405 --> 00:15:30.277 youngest chick he can. 342 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:32.888 Mick Jagger'’s partner is, like, the same age as his grandkid. 343 00:15:32.932 --> 00:15:34.846 Gross. 344 00:15:34.890 --> 00:15:38.546 And he'’s a Rolling Stone. My dad has gallstones. 345 00:15:38.589 --> 00:15:42.550 -You got a hot dad. -[scoffs] No, I don'’t. 346 00:15:42.593 --> 00:15:45.422 Uh, yeah, he has foxy dad vibes. I'’m sorry. 347 00:15:45.466 --> 00:15:48.208 How would you like it if I started dating your father? 348 00:15:48.251 --> 00:15:49.905 You'’d be the older woman, because he'’s dating 349 00:15:49.949 --> 00:15:51.689 his nail technician and she'’s 22. 350 00:15:51.733 --> 00:15:54.997 Yeah, after the third marriage, it gets a little blurry, 351 00:15:55.041 --> 00:15:58.218 but I do get kick-ass nail art from this one. 352 00:15:58.261 --> 00:15:59.871 Just please be on my side. 353 00:15:59.915 --> 00:16:04.093 I am on your side... always. Probably just a sex thing. 354 00:16:04.137 --> 00:16:05.573 You just gotta wait it out. 355 00:16:05.616 --> 00:16:07.923 It'’s when they think they'’re in love 356 00:16:07.967 --> 00:16:10.012 -that things get dicey. -In love? 357 00:16:10.056 --> 00:16:12.058 -[door opening] -[Jack] Emma? 358 00:16:13.973 --> 00:16:15.409 Oh, hey, Charlyne. 359 00:16:17.585 --> 00:16:19.326 Um, could I talk to my daughter? 360 00:16:21.284 --> 00:16:25.985 Yeah, sure. I was, uh, just on my way out. 361 00:16:26.028 --> 00:16:30.163 I actually have a date with my own twenty-something, 362 00:16:30.206 --> 00:16:32.730 smoking-hot girlfriend. Up top. 363 00:16:39.302 --> 00:16:40.869 Sorry I didn'’t tell you sooner. 364 00:16:40.912 --> 00:16:42.653 -[door closing] -I wanted to wait 365 00:16:42.697 --> 00:16:45.091 to see if it was something real. 366 00:16:45.134 --> 00:16:47.049 And then you were gone for a while, 367 00:16:47.093 --> 00:16:49.921 and I guess it was hard to bring up. 368 00:16:49.965 --> 00:16:52.185 "Hard to bring up"? 369 00:16:52.228 --> 00:16:54.361 You negotiate with union bosses. 370 00:16:54.404 --> 00:16:56.537 I'’m harder to talk to than Fat Frank? 371 00:16:56.580 --> 00:16:58.800 You'’re my daughter. It'’s different. 372 00:16:58.843 --> 00:17:00.976 And I don'’t want you to take this the wrong way, 373 00:17:01.020 --> 00:17:02.586 but you can be judgmental, 374 00:17:02.630 --> 00:17:05.111 and I was afraid that you might not approve. 375 00:17:05.154 --> 00:17:07.374 Well, I don'’t.Well, I see that. 376 00:17:09.332 --> 00:17:12.727 You'’re, like, 25 years older than her. 377 00:17:12.770 --> 00:17:15.077 Aren'’t you embarrassed when you go out together? 378 00:17:15.121 --> 00:17:17.688 -Why would I be embarrassed? -I don'’t know, 379 00:17:17.732 --> 00:17:21.605 because you look like an old fool who'’s being taken advantage of. 380 00:17:21.649 --> 00:17:23.259 And people feel sorry for you. 381 00:17:23.303 --> 00:17:25.609 In my circles, I'’m a hero. 382 00:17:25.653 --> 00:17:29.135 Guys high-five me on the street. 383 00:17:29.178 --> 00:17:31.311 -Charlyne just did. -Yeah, well, that guy'’s a traitor. 384 00:17:31.354 --> 00:17:33.400 They say 50'’s the new 30. 385 00:17:34.792 --> 00:17:36.577 You'’re 54 and a half. 386 00:17:37.621 --> 00:17:39.841 I just never thought about you dating 387 00:17:39.884 --> 00:17:41.321 anyone, ever. 388 00:17:41.364 --> 00:17:44.628 Does it have to be now? Does it have to be her? 389 00:17:44.672 --> 00:17:46.848 -Could it be anyone but her? -Emma-- 390 00:17:46.891 --> 00:17:51.287 You should be dating someone your own age. Like Beatrice. 391 00:17:51.331 --> 00:17:54.290 Brandy makes me feel young. What'’s wrong with that? 392 00:17:54.334 --> 00:17:58.120 What'’s wrong with that is that you'’re not young. 393 00:17:58.164 --> 00:17:59.817 You have a bad back. 394 00:17:59.861 --> 00:18:01.471 It'’s only a matter of time before you hurt yourself 395 00:18:01.515 --> 00:18:03.560 doing some freaky sex shit. 396 00:18:03.604 --> 00:18:06.215 You two are total opposites. 397 00:18:06.259 --> 00:18:09.000 You'’ve had one job for 30 years. 398 00:18:09.044 --> 00:18:10.654 You married the love of your life. 399 00:18:10.698 --> 00:18:13.353 She spent the last year driving cross-country 400 00:18:13.396 --> 00:18:15.224 in a smoke-filled sex wagon 401 00:18:15.268 --> 00:18:16.834 with a bunch of sweaty dudes. 402 00:18:16.878 --> 00:18:18.271 I know this is overwhelming, 403 00:18:18.314 --> 00:18:21.274 but Brandy has brought a spark to my life 404 00:18:21.317 --> 00:18:22.797 that I really need. 405 00:18:22.840 --> 00:18:25.278 It may not last, but she makes me happy now. 406 00:18:25.321 --> 00:18:28.890 It'’s not that I don't want you to be happy, but... 407 00:18:28.933 --> 00:18:30.979 Just come spend the holidays with us. 408 00:18:31.022 --> 00:18:32.502 Just give her a chance. 409 00:18:33.938 --> 00:18:35.244 I don'’t know if I can. 410 00:18:35.288 --> 00:18:36.898 Well, just think about it. 411 00:18:36.941 --> 00:18:38.421 For me. 412 00:18:57.440 --> 00:19:00.139 [soft chatter] 413 00:19:01.357 --> 00:19:03.272 Dad and I have spent every Christmas together 414 00:19:03.316 --> 00:19:04.926 since I was born. 415 00:19:04.969 --> 00:19:06.797 We'’re each other's only family now. 416 00:19:08.234 --> 00:19:10.888 I don'’t think I can spend a week with him and Brandy. 417 00:19:11.976 --> 00:19:13.717 So, how do we avoid a bloodbath? 418 00:19:14.501 --> 00:19:16.981 -Booze? -Okay. 419 00:19:17.025 --> 00:19:21.160 Or you could take the high road, get through the week, 420 00:19:21.203 --> 00:19:24.119 and let the relationship fizzle out on its own. 421 00:19:27.905 --> 00:19:28.993 What? 422 00:19:30.038 --> 00:19:31.126 What? 423 00:19:35.957 --> 00:19:38.829 [laughing] 424 00:19:38.873 --> 00:19:41.180 I... I have to do something. 425 00:19:41.223 --> 00:19:44.226 If she and Dad don'’t see how wrong they are for each other, 426 00:19:44.270 --> 00:19:47.055 then I have no choice but to show them. 427 00:19:47.098 --> 00:19:49.492 Or you could be the bigger person 428 00:19:49.536 --> 00:19:52.930 and process your emotions like an adult and... 429 00:19:52.974 --> 00:19:55.542 Break them up. Yeah, I agree. 430 00:19:57.587 --> 00:19:59.023 I'’ll do it by Christmas. 431 00:19:59.067 --> 00:20:01.287 You got four days, kid. 432 00:20:01.330 --> 00:20:02.940 I can do it. 433 00:20:02.984 --> 00:20:06.335 God bless us, everyone. 434 00:20:07.423 --> 00:20:09.425 [sighing] 435 00:20:09.469 --> 00:20:12.602 [sleigh bells jingling] 436 00:20:22.873 --> 00:20:24.875 [big band Christmas music] 437 00:20:26.790 --> 00:20:28.705 What about It'’s a Wonderful Life? 438 00:20:28.749 --> 00:20:30.272 Oh, well, that'’s a classic, 439 00:20:30.316 --> 00:20:32.709 but now you like classics. 440 00:20:32.753 --> 00:20:34.233 -I do. -[chuckling] 441 00:20:34.276 --> 00:20:36.539 -[smooching] -Hey, guys. 442 00:20:36.583 --> 00:20:38.411 Happy holidays. 443 00:20:38.454 --> 00:20:39.629 [sighing] 444 00:20:39.673 --> 00:20:41.501 She came! [chuckling] 445 00:20:41.544 --> 00:20:43.677 I'’m so happy you're here! 446 00:20:43.720 --> 00:20:46.070 Me too. 447 00:20:46.114 --> 00:20:48.986 And I'’m sorry about the way I reacted the other day. 448 00:20:49.030 --> 00:20:52.599 Um... the news was just shocking. 449 00:20:52.642 --> 00:20:55.036 Yeah, I know. Listen, even if we aren'’t 450 00:20:55.079 --> 00:20:56.646 spending Christmas at the lake house, 451 00:20:56.690 --> 00:20:58.909 we can still do all the same stuff, right? 452 00:20:58.953 --> 00:21:02.304 Drinks at the country club. Our annual holiday party. 453 00:21:02.348 --> 00:21:04.306 Ice skating on the lake, if you want. 454 00:21:04.350 --> 00:21:06.265 Of course, it'’s tradition. 455 00:21:06.308 --> 00:21:08.832 Hi, welcome. [chuckling] 456 00:21:08.876 --> 00:21:11.139 To my own house? Thank you. 457 00:21:12.358 --> 00:21:14.534 I'’m sorry, that was rude, um... 458 00:21:15.491 --> 00:21:17.667 I wanted to apologize for 459 00:21:17.711 --> 00:21:19.930 calling you a widow-raper the other day. 460 00:21:19.974 --> 00:21:22.019 That'’s okay. 461 00:21:22.063 --> 00:21:23.847 Hey, fresh start. 462 00:21:27.198 --> 00:21:28.678 What?That... 463 00:21:30.419 --> 00:21:31.768 That'’s my mother's apron. 464 00:21:33.161 --> 00:21:35.772 You'’re wearing my dead mother'’s apron. 465 00:21:39.863 --> 00:21:41.691 Oh, shit. I didn'’t know. 466 00:21:41.735 --> 00:21:43.084 -Oh! -Oh! Emma! 467 00:21:43.127 --> 00:21:44.303 Wait, wait--Are you okay? 468 00:21:44.346 --> 00:21:45.782 No, no, no, don'’t touch me. 469 00:21:45.826 --> 00:21:47.741 Okay. 470 00:21:50.570 --> 00:21:52.136 Well, that'’s new. 471 00:21:52.180 --> 00:21:54.225 What, this? Yeah, well, yeah. 472 00:21:54.269 --> 00:21:56.445 Of course we moved a few things around. 473 00:21:57.620 --> 00:22:00.362 What is that thing? 474 00:22:04.758 --> 00:22:07.891 We went artificial this year '’cause Brandy has allergies. 475 00:22:07.935 --> 00:22:10.154 Sometimes I-- I get a little sneezy. 476 00:22:16.030 --> 00:22:17.988 Where are all my trophies? 477 00:22:18.032 --> 00:22:19.599 Um, they'’re right there. 478 00:22:19.642 --> 00:22:21.949 We were hoping you'’d take 'em home. 479 00:22:25.344 --> 00:22:27.389 -I-I need some air. -No, no, no, no, hey-- 480 00:22:28.782 --> 00:22:30.610 [door opening, slamming] 481 00:22:32.916 --> 00:22:36.180 [phone ringing] 482 00:22:36.224 --> 00:22:38.879 [phone continues ringing] 483 00:22:52.719 --> 00:22:55.722 [phone ringing] 484 00:22:55.765 --> 00:22:58.681 [phone continues ringing] 485 00:23:11.390 --> 00:23:13.957 [bartender shaking drinks] 486 00:23:15.524 --> 00:23:17.308 [sighing] 487 00:23:20.181 --> 00:23:21.835 What can I get ya, doll? 488 00:23:23.489 --> 00:23:26.709 What I don'’t need is some kind of old-timey hipster slang. 489 00:23:27.536 --> 00:23:28.972 Not in the mood, newsie cap. 490 00:23:30.321 --> 00:23:32.411 Just a friendly gesture, ma'’am. 491 00:23:33.455 --> 00:23:35.065 Vodka tonic. 492 00:23:35.109 --> 00:23:36.806 Coming right up. 493 00:23:43.813 --> 00:23:45.728 [dispensing tonic] 494 00:23:46.729 --> 00:23:48.601 Here you are.Thanks. 495 00:23:49.776 --> 00:23:52.648 Sorry, it'’s just been a rough night. 496 00:23:52.692 --> 00:23:54.433 That'’s what we're here for. 497 00:23:54.476 --> 00:23:55.695 Port in a storm. 498 00:23:57.218 --> 00:24:00.830 God, who-- who says stuff like that? 499 00:24:00.874 --> 00:24:02.397 You know what? I'’ll tell you who. 500 00:24:02.441 --> 00:24:04.007 Pretty people who think they can get away 501 00:24:04.051 --> 00:24:05.835 with anything they want 502 00:24:05.879 --> 00:24:08.664 at regular people'’s expense. 503 00:24:08.708 --> 00:24:10.231 I'’m just saying, you would never be able 504 00:24:10.274 --> 00:24:12.320 to get away with a phrase like "port in the storm" 505 00:24:12.363 --> 00:24:14.670 if you didn'’t look like that. 506 00:24:14.714 --> 00:24:16.063 Look like what? 507 00:24:19.545 --> 00:24:22.896 Okay, that'’s gonna be $8. 508 00:24:32.732 --> 00:24:35.952 Emma Lockhart? Holy shit. 509 00:24:35.996 --> 00:24:37.650 You used to be Brandy Barnes'’ next-door neighbor, 510 00:24:37.693 --> 00:24:40.304 -right? -Yep. 511 00:24:40.348 --> 00:24:42.263 Josh Jamison. Jay-mo! 512 00:24:42.306 --> 00:24:44.004 From high school. I used to date Brandy. 513 00:24:44.047 --> 00:24:46.789 [chuckling] Oh, hey. 514 00:24:46.833 --> 00:24:48.225 Josh.Yeah! 515 00:24:48.269 --> 00:24:50.140 -Shot of tequila. -That'’s more like it. 516 00:24:50.184 --> 00:24:51.794 I'’ll join you. 517 00:24:52.795 --> 00:24:54.754 How long has it been? 518 00:24:54.797 --> 00:24:56.103 Long enough.Cheers. 519 00:24:57.234 --> 00:24:59.976 Old times.Old times. 520 00:25:02.152 --> 00:25:03.893 Whoo.Yeah. 521 00:25:03.937 --> 00:25:05.416 You home for the holidays? 522 00:25:06.766 --> 00:25:07.941 Yeah. 523 00:25:09.246 --> 00:25:11.292 And get this, uh, 524 00:25:11.335 --> 00:25:13.816 I'’m actually gonna be spending it with Brandy. 525 00:25:13.860 --> 00:25:16.340 Get out, really?Yeah. 526 00:25:16.384 --> 00:25:18.691 She'’s dating my father. 527 00:25:18.734 --> 00:25:20.344 Wha-- [chuckling] 528 00:25:20.388 --> 00:25:21.868 Wait, like "dating" dating? 529 00:25:22.825 --> 00:25:25.001 -Like "dating" dating. -No! 530 00:25:25.045 --> 00:25:26.307 How sick is that? 531 00:25:26.873 --> 00:25:28.135 Wow. 532 00:25:29.223 --> 00:25:30.833 You would totally high-five him 533 00:25:30.877 --> 00:25:32.922 if he were here right now, wouldn'’t you? 534 00:25:32.966 --> 00:25:35.577 If it felt right.Welp, I'’m just gonna be 535 00:25:35.621 --> 00:25:39.320 trapped in my dad'’s house like The Shining. 536 00:25:40.843 --> 00:25:43.585 I'’m sorry, I do feel like that would be kind of weird for ya. 537 00:25:43.629 --> 00:25:45.761 -[scoffs] Right? Thank you. -But on the bright side, 538 00:25:45.805 --> 00:25:47.502 it'’s only a couple of days, right? 539 00:25:47.546 --> 00:25:48.895 You'’ll get through it. 540 00:25:50.374 --> 00:25:52.725 I don'’t know. Tomorrow night, 541 00:25:52.768 --> 00:25:54.901 we'’re supposed to go out with my dad'’s golfing buddies, 542 00:25:54.944 --> 00:25:56.511 which... is usually fun, 543 00:25:56.555 --> 00:25:59.383 -because they'’re like my uncles. -Uh-huh. 544 00:25:59.427 --> 00:26:01.385 Now it'’s just gonna suck. 545 00:26:02.909 --> 00:26:05.651 -I just have to stay focused. -Focused on what? 546 00:26:10.873 --> 00:26:12.832 Do you wanna join us tomorrow? 547 00:26:14.921 --> 00:26:16.618 Are you asking me on a date? 548 00:26:16.662 --> 00:26:18.751 Yeah, kinda. 549 00:26:19.665 --> 00:26:22.015 -Uh... -No, not really. 550 00:26:22.058 --> 00:26:23.930 But... 551 00:26:23.973 --> 00:26:25.932 if my dad'’s gonna bring the ditzy party girl, 552 00:26:25.975 --> 00:26:28.369 then I might as well bring the meathead bartender 553 00:26:28.412 --> 00:26:30.240 and see how he likes it. 554 00:26:30.284 --> 00:26:31.285 Gotcha. 555 00:26:32.155 --> 00:26:34.201 Normally I do like being used 556 00:26:34.244 --> 00:26:36.638 as a pawn in a crazy chick'’s revenge fantasy 557 00:26:36.682 --> 00:26:38.814 because that means mind-blowing sex. 558 00:26:38.858 --> 00:26:41.730 But in this case, I think I'’m gonna pass. 559 00:26:41.774 --> 00:26:44.559 -Thank you, though. -Okay, wait, um, 560 00:26:44.603 --> 00:26:47.214 -what if you come with me tomorrow? -Okay. 561 00:26:47.257 --> 00:26:50.043 And my dad and I throw our Christmas party here on Friday? 562 00:26:50.086 --> 00:26:52.393 Tons of tips.So you wanna buy me? 563 00:26:52.436 --> 00:26:55.831 -Like a whore. -The Pretty Womankind. 564 00:26:55.875 --> 00:26:58.094 There is no Pretty Womankind. 565 00:26:59.443 --> 00:27:00.619 Okay. 566 00:27:00.662 --> 00:27:02.359 Hear me out.Okay. 567 00:27:03.883 --> 00:27:06.799 I will guarantee you a $2,000 bar tab. 568 00:27:06.842 --> 00:27:08.670 -Everyone needs money, right? -Guarantee? 569 00:27:08.714 --> 00:27:10.716 -Yeah. -You hear this, Ant? 570 00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:13.501 -Sounds pretty good. -Mmm. 571 00:27:13.544 --> 00:27:15.764 I have been saving up for a new camera. 572 00:27:15.808 --> 00:27:17.374 For high-resolution dick pics? 573 00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:19.899 Environmental portraiture. 574 00:27:21.552 --> 00:27:23.206 Hmm. That'’s cute. 575 00:27:23.250 --> 00:27:25.034 That'’s condescending. 576 00:27:27.950 --> 00:27:29.909 Okay, look. 577 00:27:29.952 --> 00:27:31.388 I wanna make a point to my dad. 578 00:27:31.432 --> 00:27:32.912 Uh-huh.And you want a new camera. 579 00:27:32.955 --> 00:27:36.263 It'’s a simple transaction. Do we have a deal? 580 00:27:41.442 --> 00:27:42.878 Uh, no, don'’t do that. 581 00:27:42.922 --> 00:27:44.663 [both chuckling] 582 00:27:46.360 --> 00:27:47.709 Eh, what the hell. 583 00:27:47.753 --> 00:27:49.929 Screw it, I'’ll be your whore. 584 00:27:49.972 --> 00:27:51.931 Besides, I wouldn'’t mind seeing how Brandy'’s boobs have 585 00:27:51.974 --> 00:27:54.194 held up after all these years. 586 00:27:55.369 --> 00:27:57.676 Pig, I can'’t believe I--You what? 587 00:28:00.330 --> 00:28:01.592 To be clear,Uh-huh? 588 00:28:01.636 --> 00:28:04.683 -I am not interested in you. -Mmm. 589 00:28:04.726 --> 00:28:09.252 '’Cause it takes a lot more than karaoke-ing Kid Rock to get me in bed these days. 590 00:28:09.296 --> 00:28:12.908 Is that line pretty long? To get you in bed? 591 00:28:12.952 --> 00:28:14.431 I have a boyfriend. 592 00:28:14.475 --> 00:28:15.781 No, you don'’t. 593 00:28:17.043 --> 00:28:19.132 Otherwise you wouldn'’t be asking me to do this. 594 00:28:21.134 --> 00:28:22.526 Another shot? 595 00:28:23.789 --> 00:28:24.964 Yeah. 596 00:28:25.834 --> 00:28:27.401 Emma Lockhart. 597 00:28:28.750 --> 00:28:30.099 In the flesh. 598 00:28:30.143 --> 00:28:32.101 [sleigh bells jingling] 599 00:28:32.145 --> 00:28:34.582 So, what are we doing here? 600 00:28:34.625 --> 00:28:36.845 I figured that we could use some alone time together, 601 00:28:36.889 --> 00:28:39.326 so I made us some appointments. 602 00:28:39.369 --> 00:28:41.154 What kind of appointments? 603 00:28:42.677 --> 00:28:44.287 [bell jingling] 604 00:28:44.331 --> 00:28:46.376 I thought that we would get our makeup done 605 00:28:46.420 --> 00:28:47.769 for the country club tonight. 606 00:28:47.813 --> 00:28:49.771 Oh, really? 607 00:28:49.815 --> 00:28:51.904 Wow, that'’s so nice of you. 608 00:28:51.947 --> 00:28:53.557 Yeah, I guess we do have a lot 609 00:28:53.601 --> 00:28:56.473 -to catch up on, too. -Hello, ladies! 610 00:28:56.517 --> 00:28:58.824 You here for your appointments? 611 00:28:58.867 --> 00:29:00.390 -How fun! -Whoa. 612 00:29:00.434 --> 00:29:01.827 Oh! Are you two sisters? 613 00:29:01.870 --> 00:29:04.568 -God no. -Why would you think that? 614 00:29:04.612 --> 00:29:06.701 [chuckling] Okay... 615 00:29:06.745 --> 00:29:08.224 let'’s get started. 616 00:29:08.268 --> 00:29:09.748 -So perky. -[laughing] 617 00:29:10.879 --> 00:29:12.533 I'’ll be right with you. 618 00:29:12.576 --> 00:29:14.578 Roberta! 619 00:29:17.059 --> 00:29:19.714 [sighing] He is so sexy. 620 00:29:19.758 --> 00:29:21.977 I wanna do dirty things to him. 621 00:29:22.021 --> 00:29:24.284 -Me too! -Filthy. 622 00:29:24.327 --> 00:29:26.329 -[sighing] -You know, I don'’t understand, 623 00:29:26.373 --> 00:29:27.853 how can you wanna do filthy things 624 00:29:27.896 --> 00:29:29.768 with Ryan Gosling and my dad? 625 00:29:29.811 --> 00:29:31.987 Oh, they'’re both sexy in different ways. 626 00:29:33.859 --> 00:29:35.817 Are you screwing my dad for his money? 627 00:29:35.861 --> 00:29:37.297 [nervous chuckle] 628 00:29:37.340 --> 00:29:39.081 You know, my dad invented the key fob, 629 00:29:39.125 --> 00:29:40.648 so I have a trust fund, 630 00:29:40.691 --> 00:29:42.476 not that I'’ve ever taken a single cent of it, 631 00:29:42.519 --> 00:29:45.958 because I'’ve always taken care of myself, so no, wrong. 632 00:29:46.001 --> 00:29:48.395 Okay, so... 633 00:29:48.438 --> 00:29:50.832 your dad set up a trust fund because he felt guilty 634 00:29:50.876 --> 00:29:53.182 about breaking up your family so now you'’re looking 635 00:29:53.226 --> 00:29:55.315 -for a new daddy? -[laughing] 636 00:29:55.358 --> 00:29:57.056 You'’re saying that I have daddy issues? 637 00:29:57.099 --> 00:30:00.624 Wow, isn'’t that the skunk calling the rose stinky? 638 00:30:00.668 --> 00:30:02.061 It means your shit stinks. 639 00:30:02.104 --> 00:30:03.802 Your shit stinks.I don'’t shit. 640 00:30:05.847 --> 00:30:08.502 Look, I spent most of my 20s dating 641 00:30:08.545 --> 00:30:11.766 self-centered man-children who cheated on me. 642 00:30:11.810 --> 00:30:13.637 Your dad is honest. 643 00:30:13.681 --> 00:30:16.162 Strong. He'’s sweet and funny. 644 00:30:16.205 --> 00:30:19.165 Funny? You know, I'’ll give you the rest, 645 00:30:19.208 --> 00:30:21.080 but the last thing my dad is is funny. 646 00:30:21.123 --> 00:30:23.256 Well, maybe you don'’t know him as well as you think you do. 647 00:30:23.299 --> 00:30:26.694 I know him better than he knows himself. You know nothing. 648 00:30:29.218 --> 00:30:31.003 Do you have some fetish for old guys? 649 00:30:31.046 --> 00:30:33.048 Like a chubby chaser kind of thing? 650 00:30:33.092 --> 00:30:34.223 You wanna hop on pop? 651 00:30:37.748 --> 00:30:41.056 Your father is a spectacular lover. 652 00:30:42.101 --> 00:30:43.842 Would you like me to go on? 653 00:30:45.931 --> 00:30:46.932 No. 654 00:30:47.497 --> 00:30:48.629 Okay. 655 00:30:48.672 --> 00:30:49.848 Good talk. 656 00:30:52.546 --> 00:30:54.287 -Holy shit-- -This half of the face-- 657 00:30:54.330 --> 00:30:55.897 It'’ll be done, trust me. 658 00:30:55.941 --> 00:30:58.508 -Okay. -I just wanted to give you a little glimpse! 659 00:30:58.552 --> 00:31:01.424 [hip-hop music] 660 00:31:01.468 --> 00:31:03.426 ♪ Pow pow pow Back for me, boy♪ 661 00:31:03.470 --> 00:31:06.125 ♪ I'’m tryna tryna tryna tryna Pop for ya, boy, listen♪ 662 00:31:06.168 --> 00:31:08.170 ♪ Let me let me look Back at ya, boy, yeah♪ 663 00:31:08.214 --> 00:31:10.781 ♪ Pop for the boy, yeah You the one, boy, listen♪ 664 00:31:10.825 --> 00:31:12.871 ♪ Pow pow pow Back for me, boy♪ 665 00:31:12.914 --> 00:31:15.525 ♪ I'’m tryna tryna tryna tryna Pop for ya, boy, yeah♪ 666 00:31:15.569 --> 00:31:17.658 ♪ Let me let me look Back at ya, boy, yeah♪ 667 00:31:17.701 --> 00:31:19.703 ♪ Pop for the boy, yeah You the one, boy, listen♪ 668 00:31:19.747 --> 00:31:22.271 ♪ Get what I want Get what I want, boy, listen♪ 669 00:31:22.315 --> 00:31:24.665 ♪ Get what I want Get what I want, get it get it♪ 670 00:31:24.708 --> 00:31:26.928 ♪ Get what I want Get what I want, boy, yeah♪ 671 00:31:26.972 --> 00:31:29.191 ♪ Get what I want Get what I want, get it get it♪ 672 00:31:29.235 --> 00:31:31.933 We look like a Russian kingpin and his high-class hookers. 673 00:31:31.977 --> 00:31:33.848 Good evening, sir. 674 00:31:33.892 --> 00:31:35.458 Cool T-shirt. 675 00:31:35.502 --> 00:31:37.330 It'’s nice to see you and your 676 00:31:37.373 --> 00:31:40.333 daugh-- Nie-- Sister? 677 00:31:40.376 --> 00:31:41.900 -I'’m his daughter. -Right. 678 00:31:41.943 --> 00:31:44.511 -She'’s boning him. -[Jack] Language, monkey. 679 00:31:44.554 --> 00:31:46.382 [whispering] Let'’s hope she doesn't get it on 680 00:31:46.426 --> 00:31:49.124 -in the bathroom. -[chuckling] Let'’s. 681 00:31:49.168 --> 00:31:50.909 [Jack] Let'’s meet the mayor first. 682 00:31:53.259 --> 00:31:55.130 Mr. Hackett. Mr. Murphy. 683 00:31:55.174 --> 00:31:56.740 -Hi. -Oh, look at you. 684 00:31:56.784 --> 00:31:58.133 All grown up. 685 00:31:58.177 --> 00:31:59.830 There'’s my girl. How are ya? 686 00:31:59.874 --> 00:32:01.571 Good. Mr. Portnoy. 687 00:32:01.615 --> 00:32:03.965 Oh, you look wonderful. 688 00:32:04.009 --> 00:32:06.359 I hear you'’re doing great things at the company. 689 00:32:06.402 --> 00:32:07.969 Oh, thank you, yeah, Dad and I-- 690 00:32:08.013 --> 00:32:10.102 Tom. Hey, Elliott. 691 00:32:10.145 --> 00:32:12.887 It'’s been an interesting couple of days. 692 00:32:12.931 --> 00:32:15.368 -Hello, gorgeous. -Looking good, Brandy. 693 00:32:15.411 --> 00:32:18.371 Jack, how did you manage to land a girl like Brandy? 694 00:32:18.414 --> 00:32:21.330 -[chuckling] -And how can I steal her away from you? 695 00:32:21.374 --> 00:32:23.071 I sure am grateful, every day. 696 00:32:23.115 --> 00:32:26.205 Aw, it'’s easy. Jack is a great person. 697 00:32:26.248 --> 00:32:30.209 -Cares about his family and his friends. -Mmm. 698 00:32:30.252 --> 00:32:33.038 Hey, I'’m here to see Emma Lockhart. 699 00:32:33.081 --> 00:32:34.996 Oh, that'’s a bit of a buzzkill, 700 00:32:35.040 --> 00:32:37.303 but she'’s right over there. 701 00:32:37.346 --> 00:32:39.696 Let me know if you need anything else. 702 00:32:43.831 --> 00:32:44.963 [clears throat] 703 00:32:47.095 --> 00:32:48.140 Hey. 704 00:32:50.055 --> 00:32:51.621 You look like you 705 00:32:51.665 --> 00:32:53.623 came from a John Wickconvention. 706 00:32:53.667 --> 00:32:55.886 -Thank you. -Um, I can'’t believe I'’m saying this, 707 00:32:55.930 --> 00:32:57.453 but I am so glad that you'’re here right now. 708 00:32:57.497 --> 00:32:59.803 -You did bribe me to come. -"To-may-to," "to-mah-to." 709 00:32:59.847 --> 00:33:01.805 Okay, so here'’s the deal. 710 00:33:01.849 --> 00:33:04.460 Apparently, Brandy has every guy in a ten-mile radius 711 00:33:04.504 --> 00:33:06.897 under some sort of T&A mind control, 712 00:33:06.941 --> 00:33:10.379 including my dad, but you'’re here now, and you'’re my Brandy, 713 00:33:10.423 --> 00:33:13.121 so we just have to give him a taste of his own medicine. 714 00:33:13.165 --> 00:33:15.123 And you didn'’t have to dress up so nice, but it'’s okay, 715 00:33:15.167 --> 00:33:16.559 he'’s gonna hate you anyway. 716 00:33:16.603 --> 00:33:18.344 I wouldn'’t count on him hating me. 717 00:33:18.387 --> 00:33:19.606 So here'’s the plan. 718 00:33:19.649 --> 00:33:21.521 My dad is very goal-oriented. 719 00:33:21.564 --> 00:33:24.045 He'’s big on achievement, and, you know, 720 00:33:24.089 --> 00:33:25.655 you have a dead-end job and no prospects, 721 00:33:25.699 --> 00:33:27.570 and you used to drive a foreign car, so... 722 00:33:27.614 --> 00:33:30.051 Do you normally get what you want out of people? 723 00:33:30.095 --> 00:33:31.705 No, but it'’s wartime, so, 724 00:33:31.748 --> 00:33:33.750 you know, people do crazy things. Hey, Dad? 725 00:33:33.794 --> 00:33:35.448 -Oh? -You remember Josh Jamison, right? 726 00:33:35.491 --> 00:33:37.058 The D-student who used to block your driveway 727 00:33:37.102 --> 00:33:38.494 -with his Toyota? -That'’s me. 728 00:33:38.538 --> 00:33:40.018 I think so. Hey, Josh. 729 00:33:40.061 --> 00:33:42.498 -Hey. -Well, anyway, 730 00:33:42.542 --> 00:33:44.065 Josh and I reconnected the other night, 731 00:33:44.109 --> 00:33:46.633 and, I don'’t know, sparks flew. 732 00:33:46.676 --> 00:33:49.375 Honey.Josh works as a bartender now. 733 00:33:49.418 --> 00:33:51.986 Oh. Do you garnish your Manhattans 734 00:33:52.030 --> 00:33:53.466 with maraschino cherries? 735 00:33:53.509 --> 00:33:56.382 Not unless that'’s a euphemism for a sex act. 736 00:33:56.425 --> 00:33:59.080 Oh! [laughing] Good man. 737 00:33:59.124 --> 00:34:01.909 -What can I get ya? -Bourbon, straight-up. 738 00:34:01.952 --> 00:34:03.780 -Bourbon, straight-up. -Yeah. 739 00:34:03.824 --> 00:34:06.522 What the hell?I mean, we'’re like two silverback gorillas. 740 00:34:06.566 --> 00:34:08.959 We recognize each other in nature. 741 00:34:09.003 --> 00:34:10.570 Mmm, Josh. 742 00:34:10.613 --> 00:34:13.355 So, Josh and I were thinking about taking a road trip. 743 00:34:13.399 --> 00:34:14.748 You know, meander around, 744 00:34:14.791 --> 00:34:16.880 find ourselves, pierce some stuff. 745 00:34:16.924 --> 00:34:18.795 -I don'’t know, go to Coachella. -Mmm. 746 00:34:18.839 --> 00:34:20.145 You should. 747 00:34:20.188 --> 00:34:21.450 You know, I never did enough traveling 748 00:34:21.494 --> 00:34:23.322 when I was young like Josh. 749 00:34:23.365 --> 00:34:25.150 Emma here, she works too hard. 750 00:34:25.193 --> 00:34:26.934 -Mmm. -Probably got that from me, 751 00:34:26.977 --> 00:34:29.850 but Brandy'’s been really helping me relax lately. 752 00:34:29.893 --> 00:34:31.808 It'’s made me so much happier. 753 00:34:31.852 --> 00:34:34.637 Who knew that I'’d still be finding myself at this age 754 00:34:34.681 --> 00:34:36.726 and that I'’m still finding life so surprising-- 755 00:34:36.770 --> 00:34:38.554 Oh, there'’s Brandy! Hi, Brandy! 756 00:34:38.598 --> 00:34:41.035 Oh, your dad'’s great. 757 00:34:42.210 --> 00:34:45.822 She'’s lulled him into some kind of poontang fog. 758 00:34:45.866 --> 00:34:47.346 Fog of whore. 759 00:34:48.260 --> 00:34:50.131 I don'’t know, some bartender. 760 00:34:51.567 --> 00:34:53.874 [whispering to each other] 761 00:34:55.876 --> 00:34:57.443 Are you ready for round two? 762 00:34:57.486 --> 00:34:59.140 I was born ready. 763 00:34:59.184 --> 00:35:01.751 -Oh, shut up. -Wow, really? 764 00:35:01.795 --> 00:35:03.057 -Oh. -Huh! 765 00:35:03.101 --> 00:35:05.015 Josh Jamison. 766 00:35:05.059 --> 00:35:06.756 -Brandy Barnes. -Come here. 767 00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:08.889 -Hi, babe. -How'’re you doing, baby? 768 00:35:08.932 --> 00:35:10.325 You'’re really wearing that suit. 769 00:35:10.369 --> 00:35:11.892 Oh, and you in that dress. 770 00:35:11.935 --> 00:35:15.156 Remind me again, why on Earth did we break up? 771 00:35:15.200 --> 00:35:17.680 I obviously made a huge mistake. 772 00:35:17.724 --> 00:35:20.074 Oh, yeah, you definitely did. 773 00:35:20.118 --> 00:35:22.859 -Ooh, someone'’s been working out. -Stop. 774 00:35:22.903 --> 00:35:25.166 Hey, so are you still doing the whole photography thing? 775 00:35:25.210 --> 00:35:27.342 -I am. -Wow, well, do you ever shoot bands? 776 00:35:27.386 --> 00:35:29.475 Because, um, I'’m putting together 777 00:35:29.518 --> 00:35:32.173 a little New Year'’s Eve concert and we could really use a photographer. 778 00:35:32.217 --> 00:35:33.609 That'’d be great, yeah. 779 00:35:33.653 --> 00:35:35.263 I could definitely do that. I'’ll text you. 780 00:35:35.307 --> 00:35:36.786 I'’ll text you. 781 00:35:36.830 --> 00:35:38.005 -Great. -Great. 782 00:35:38.048 --> 00:35:39.920 -Great. -Great. Hey, guys. 783 00:35:39.963 --> 00:35:41.443 Oh, babe, you met Josh, Emma'’s date. 784 00:35:41.487 --> 00:35:43.053 Oh, Dad, she knows. 785 00:35:43.097 --> 00:35:46.622 Actually, Josh is one of Brandy'’s ex-boyfriends. 786 00:35:46.666 --> 00:35:48.015 -Yes, that'’s right. -Yeah, yeah. 787 00:35:48.058 --> 00:35:49.843 You'’re the man from her past 788 00:35:49.886 --> 00:35:51.888 that I'’ve got to live up to? The one who got away? 789 00:35:51.932 --> 00:35:54.369 [laughing] Oh, God, no. 790 00:35:54.413 --> 00:35:56.371 No, no, no, no, we were kids. 791 00:35:56.415 --> 00:35:59.331 He was a boy. And you'’re my man. 792 00:35:59.374 --> 00:36:00.984 I'’m a man, too, believe me. 793 00:36:01.028 --> 00:36:04.031 But you gotta admit, this is kind of weird, right? 794 00:36:04.074 --> 00:36:07.208 I mean, Josh is my date. I'’m your daughter. 795 00:36:07.252 --> 00:36:10.037 You'’re her boyfriend, and she'’s Josh's ex. 796 00:36:11.256 --> 00:36:13.475 Kind of funny. 797 00:36:13.519 --> 00:36:15.173 -Right? -[chuckling] 798 00:36:15.216 --> 00:36:16.739 [Christmas music starts playing] 799 00:36:16.783 --> 00:36:18.393 -Dance with me! -Oh, sure. 800 00:36:18.437 --> 00:36:19.873 I made it a rule. Never say no to her. 801 00:36:19.916 --> 00:36:21.353 -You know why, Josh. -Of course not. 802 00:36:21.396 --> 00:36:23.268 -[Josh] Smart man. -Yep. 803 00:36:23.311 --> 00:36:25.400 [Josh] Wow. 804 00:36:25.444 --> 00:36:27.228 [Emma] We'’re dancing. 805 00:36:27.272 --> 00:36:29.317 Okay, I guess we'’re doing this now. 806 00:36:35.541 --> 00:36:38.631 Hey, I hope you know, I really am trying. 807 00:36:38.674 --> 00:36:41.068 Oh, I know. I really appreciate it. 808 00:36:41.111 --> 00:36:43.375 I think she just needs a little time. 809 00:36:43.418 --> 00:36:45.290 Yeah. Come here. 810 00:36:51.383 --> 00:36:53.472 Ow! Okay. 811 00:36:53.515 --> 00:36:55.256 What are we doing here? 812 00:36:55.300 --> 00:36:57.519 I'’m just trying to make the show a little more convincing. 813 00:36:57.563 --> 00:37:00.870 -[whispering indistinctly] -Very nice. 814 00:37:00.914 --> 00:37:03.482 Some participation from you would help. 815 00:37:03.525 --> 00:37:06.224 I thought my part'’s just letting you fondle me. 816 00:37:06.876 --> 00:37:08.095 I got it. 817 00:37:09.444 --> 00:37:11.577 That'’s nice, yes. 818 00:37:11.620 --> 00:37:12.969 There, you got it. 819 00:37:13.013 --> 00:37:14.667 [laughing] 820 00:37:17.713 --> 00:37:19.933 Oh, my God, they'’re looking. I'’m trying to make a point. 821 00:37:19.976 --> 00:37:22.675 Would you just help me out here?Yes, yes. 822 00:37:28.158 --> 00:37:30.378 Oh, my God, kill me. 823 00:37:30.422 --> 00:37:32.772 Let'’s just give 'em a second. 824 00:37:32.815 --> 00:37:34.426 -Probably the wrong move. -Yep. 825 00:37:34.469 --> 00:37:36.689 -Okay, I'’m sorry. Um, that was bad. -Yep. 826 00:38:02.541 --> 00:38:04.151 [line ringing] 827 00:38:04.194 --> 00:38:06.153 I'’m sorry, I'’m sorry, hold on. 828 00:38:06.196 --> 00:38:07.807 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 829 00:38:09.374 --> 00:38:12.377 Let me guess, the sabotage isn'’t going according to plan. 830 00:38:12.420 --> 00:38:14.857 That'’s an understatement. 831 00:38:14.901 --> 00:38:18.513 No, no matter how hard I try to undermine Brandy and Dad, 832 00:38:18.557 --> 00:38:21.037 they somehow rise above it. 833 00:38:21.081 --> 00:38:24.389 I even brought Brandy'’s ex-boyfriend to dinner, and he'’s so... 834 00:38:24.432 --> 00:38:27.130 -Back up, you did what? -Never mind. 835 00:38:27.174 --> 00:38:31.352 You know, I may have lost the battle tonight, but tomorrow is a new day. 836 00:38:31.396 --> 00:38:33.876 And it will be filled with family traditions 837 00:38:33.920 --> 00:38:36.575 that will remind Brandy that Dad and I are a unit. 838 00:38:36.618 --> 00:38:38.664 She'’s the third wheel. 839 00:38:38.707 --> 00:38:42.798 Okay, so you'’re gonna use your childhood memories for evil? 840 00:38:42.842 --> 00:38:44.757 No. She can'’t just show up on Christmas 841 00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:46.367 and wave her magic tits around 842 00:38:46.411 --> 00:38:48.369 and think she'’s instantly part of this family. 843 00:38:48.413 --> 00:38:50.066 I'’ve earned my spot. 844 00:38:50.110 --> 00:38:52.591 Well, you were sort of born into it. 845 00:38:52.634 --> 00:38:55.028 You should'’ve seen her, Charlyne. 846 00:38:55.071 --> 00:38:58.901 Cooking dinner in my childhood home like she'’s my mother. 847 00:38:58.945 --> 00:39:00.816 And then trying to be my friend. 848 00:39:00.860 --> 00:39:03.036 And then flirting with my date 849 00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:05.168 in my face. 850 00:39:05.212 --> 00:39:07.997 I'’m sorry, what is it that you'’re mad about right now? 851 00:39:08.781 --> 00:39:10.260 All of it. 852 00:39:13.263 --> 00:39:15.309 Will you come over Christmas Day? 853 00:39:15.353 --> 00:39:17.355 I don'’t know if I can handle it alone. 854 00:39:17.398 --> 00:39:19.313 No-- I don'’t do well with family drama. 855 00:39:19.357 --> 00:39:21.315 That'’s why I'm not spending the holidays with mine. 856 00:39:21.359 --> 00:39:24.492 I can never pick a side. Drunks versus racists. 857 00:39:25.798 --> 00:39:27.582 I know it'’s a lot to ask. 858 00:39:28.496 --> 00:39:29.758 But I guess I'’m asking. 859 00:39:29.802 --> 00:39:31.281 [groaning] 860 00:39:31.325 --> 00:39:33.414 If it'’ll help put an end to this whole thing 861 00:39:33.458 --> 00:39:35.677 and end this phone call, I will do it. 862 00:39:36.852 --> 00:39:39.289 It will, I promise. I love you. 863 00:39:39.333 --> 00:39:41.814 Okay, love you, bye. I'’m so sorry. 864 00:39:46.732 --> 00:39:47.776 [beeping] 865 00:39:49.778 --> 00:39:51.911 [sleigh bells jingling] 866 00:39:54.130 --> 00:39:55.218 Who wore them better? 867 00:39:55.262 --> 00:39:57.960 Yeah, well, clearly I did. 868 00:39:58.004 --> 00:40:00.093 If I don'’t look good, you don'’t look good. 869 00:40:00.136 --> 00:40:01.877 [laughing] 870 00:40:03.836 --> 00:40:06.012 Oh, what'’s all this? 871 00:40:06.055 --> 00:40:08.536 Just your standard uniform for cookie baking 872 00:40:08.580 --> 00:40:10.320 -and tree decorating day. -Oh. 873 00:40:10.364 --> 00:40:12.627 -Mmm. -I didn'’t get the memo. 874 00:40:12.671 --> 00:40:14.629 This tastes just like your mom'’s. 875 00:40:14.673 --> 00:40:16.414 They'’re not as good as hers, but... 876 00:40:17.850 --> 00:40:21.244 Wow, cookies for breakfast. 877 00:40:21.288 --> 00:40:24.509 Thank you. Usually I'’d be getting the spins around this time of day. 878 00:40:24.552 --> 00:40:25.901 Coffee.Mmm-hmm. 879 00:40:27.120 --> 00:40:29.209 Oh, there are mugs too? That'’s cute. 880 00:40:31.037 --> 00:40:32.473 Sorry, only two. 881 00:40:35.476 --> 00:40:36.564 Here you go. 882 00:40:40.873 --> 00:40:43.441 Mmm, let'’s decorate that tree. 883 00:40:44.833 --> 00:40:46.182 Perfect. 884 00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:03.025 Oh, we can'’t forget these ones. 885 00:41:04.287 --> 00:41:05.375 Oh... 886 00:41:05.419 --> 00:41:07.377 How adorable is this? 887 00:41:07.421 --> 00:41:10.250 -[chuckling] -That'’s one of my favorites. 888 00:41:10.293 --> 00:41:12.513 Aw, I don'’t remember making anything like that growing up, 889 00:41:12.557 --> 00:41:16.299 but I guess we were more of a tinsel family. 890 00:41:16.343 --> 00:41:18.954 Don'’t worry. I got us an ornament too. 891 00:41:18.998 --> 00:41:20.521 Here, look. 892 00:41:20.565 --> 00:41:21.827 Thank you. 893 00:41:21.870 --> 00:41:22.958 -You like it? -Yes! 894 00:41:23.002 --> 00:41:24.612 -Nice, right? -[grunts] 895 00:41:24.656 --> 00:41:26.571 Here. Here. Come on, let'’s hang it up. 896 00:41:26.614 --> 00:41:29.095 -Near the top. -Okay, okay, give me a boost. 897 00:41:29.138 --> 00:41:31.401 [squealing, laughing] 898 00:41:31.445 --> 00:41:33.316 -Perfect. -I love it. 899 00:41:33.360 --> 00:41:34.579 Thank you, babe. 900 00:41:34.622 --> 00:41:36.189 -Look at that. -It'’s beautiful. 901 00:41:36.232 --> 00:41:37.930 [clears throat] 902 00:41:38.974 --> 00:41:40.846 All right, it'’s photo album time. 903 00:41:44.763 --> 00:41:47.635 -So cute. Wait, wait. -[chuckling] 904 00:41:50.595 --> 00:41:51.987 Oh... 905 00:41:55.077 --> 00:41:57.123 -Remember that? -Yeah. 906 00:41:57.166 --> 00:41:58.777 [both laughing] 907 00:41:58.820 --> 00:42:00.343 [both] Oh. 908 00:42:00.387 --> 00:42:01.649 You have to give us credit. 909 00:42:01.693 --> 00:42:03.129 We really landed our single axel. 910 00:42:03.172 --> 00:42:05.740 Yeah, but then you totally wiped out 911 00:42:05.784 --> 00:42:07.916 -in spectacular fashion. -[chuckling] 912 00:42:10.484 --> 00:42:12.573 I really love that lake house. 913 00:42:12.617 --> 00:42:14.009 Such great memories there. 914 00:42:14.053 --> 00:42:15.794 Yeah. 915 00:42:17.709 --> 00:42:20.581 Oh, I'’m sorry, maybe this isn'’t the best time. 916 00:42:20.625 --> 00:42:22.104 Oh, no, no, no, I love it. 917 00:42:22.148 --> 00:42:24.890 I-- I wanna know about your family traditions 918 00:42:24.933 --> 00:42:26.456 because it'’s part of you. 919 00:42:26.500 --> 00:42:28.720 [chuckling] I don'’t know. 920 00:42:45.084 --> 00:42:46.912 How great is she, huh? 921 00:42:48.566 --> 00:42:50.089 So great. 922 00:42:52.221 --> 00:42:54.484 We should get ready for the party. 923 00:43:03.450 --> 00:43:05.234 Your mom was pretty. 924 00:43:07.497 --> 00:43:08.673 She was. 925 00:43:09.587 --> 00:43:11.153 She was also a lot more than that. 926 00:43:11.197 --> 00:43:13.329 I know. 927 00:43:15.157 --> 00:43:17.638 Sorry, but you didn'’t really know my mom. 928 00:43:20.206 --> 00:43:23.992 You know, the year before my parents got divorced, 929 00:43:24.036 --> 00:43:26.038 it would get pretty ugly in our house. 930 00:43:27.474 --> 00:43:30.129 So sometimes I would just leave and... 931 00:43:30.172 --> 00:43:34.263 walk anywhere for as long as I could. 932 00:43:36.135 --> 00:43:38.006 And then one day, your mom drove by, 933 00:43:38.050 --> 00:43:39.617 and she picked me up. 934 00:43:40.705 --> 00:43:43.142 We went and had coffee, and we talked. 935 00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:46.145 And we probably did that 936 00:43:46.188 --> 00:43:47.929 five or six times. 937 00:43:49.931 --> 00:43:51.324 She never said anything. 938 00:43:51.367 --> 00:43:53.718 She probably knew it would embarrass me. 939 00:43:53.761 --> 00:43:55.850 It was kind of our little secret. 940 00:43:57.417 --> 00:43:59.549 But she really saved me back then. 941 00:44:01.943 --> 00:44:04.119 That'’s the kind of person that she was. 942 00:44:08.123 --> 00:44:10.691 Oh, I'’ve been meaning to show you this. 943 00:44:10.735 --> 00:44:12.998 I found it in my old room. 944 00:44:13.041 --> 00:44:14.782 Look at that. [chuckling] 945 00:44:14.826 --> 00:44:17.742 Were we actually friends for a minute back then? 946 00:44:17.785 --> 00:44:19.439 Yeah, I think so. 947 00:44:28.535 --> 00:44:30.493 So... 948 00:44:30.537 --> 00:44:32.713 uh, the party tonight, 949 00:44:32.757 --> 00:44:35.847 it'’s gonna be an interesting mix of people. 950 00:44:35.890 --> 00:44:37.370 What does that mean? 951 00:44:37.413 --> 00:44:38.937 My friends and coworkers, 952 00:44:38.980 --> 00:44:40.808 Dad'’s friends and coworkers 953 00:44:40.852 --> 00:44:42.549 and some of your old buddies 954 00:44:42.592 --> 00:44:44.899 that Dad probably hasn'’t met yet. 955 00:44:46.422 --> 00:44:48.729 Blaze, Stretch, No-Neck, 956 00:44:48.773 --> 00:44:51.340 the old gang from detention. 957 00:44:51.384 --> 00:44:53.342 [laughing] 958 00:44:55.083 --> 00:44:56.476 Well played. 959 00:45:05.659 --> 00:45:08.227 [hip-hop song playing] 960 00:45:14.102 --> 00:45:16.583 Why does it feel like an eighth grade dance in here? 961 00:45:16.626 --> 00:45:18.280 Oh, that'’s because our friends 962 00:45:18.324 --> 00:45:20.369 and Brandy'’s friends have nothing in common, 963 00:45:20.413 --> 00:45:22.850 which hopefully Dad is finding that out right now. 964 00:45:22.894 --> 00:45:24.809 [Charlyne] Which one'’s No-Neck? 965 00:45:24.852 --> 00:45:26.245 [Emma] The one with no neck. 966 00:45:27.594 --> 00:45:29.291 We are definitely 967 00:45:29.335 --> 00:45:30.945 the coolest ones here. 968 00:45:30.989 --> 00:45:32.904 For sure.Mmm. 969 00:45:32.947 --> 00:45:34.732 Why does it feel like a morgue in here? 970 00:45:34.775 --> 00:45:35.863 Oh, it'’s by design. 971 00:45:37.778 --> 00:45:39.519 Josh, this is Charlyne. 972 00:45:39.562 --> 00:45:40.955 Yeah, that tracks. 973 00:45:41.956 --> 00:45:43.523 And this is Beatrice. 974 00:45:43.566 --> 00:45:46.569 -Hey there, honey. -How'’s it going, Beatrice? 975 00:45:46.613 --> 00:45:48.310 Dude, she got game. 976 00:45:48.354 --> 00:45:50.878 -[laughing] -Yeah, she does. 977 00:45:52.662 --> 00:45:56.144 -Hey. -So, what did you think of Brandy'’s old gang? 978 00:45:57.363 --> 00:45:59.452 -Interesting folks. -They are. 979 00:45:59.495 --> 00:46:01.367 But I was just saying, we need to do something 980 00:46:01.410 --> 00:46:03.325 to liven up this party. 981 00:46:04.109 --> 00:46:06.459 I know one sure thing 982 00:46:06.502 --> 00:46:08.504 that works every time. 983 00:46:08.548 --> 00:46:11.769 Oh, yeah. Beer-lympics. 984 00:46:11.812 --> 00:46:15.207 -Beer-lympics! -[cheering] 985 00:46:16.686 --> 00:46:18.688 -Get the shots. -It'’s tradition. 986 00:46:19.472 --> 00:46:20.778 Salud. 987 00:46:25.130 --> 00:46:27.262 Put it on your head.This isn'’t really my kind of night. 988 00:46:27.306 --> 00:46:29.830 -Put it on your head. -This is great. 989 00:46:30.700 --> 00:46:32.615 [Josh] All right, who'’s next? 990 00:46:33.834 --> 00:46:35.749 -[bell dinging] -[cheering] 991 00:46:37.316 --> 00:46:38.839 [people] Go! Go! Go! 992 00:46:38.883 --> 00:46:43.017 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 993 00:46:44.497 --> 00:46:46.107 [cheering] 994 00:46:46.151 --> 00:46:48.849 Does he really have to take his shirt off to do that? 995 00:46:48.893 --> 00:46:51.025 [cheering] 996 00:46:51.069 --> 00:46:53.245 [Emma] Does she even own pants? 997 00:46:56.857 --> 00:46:58.772 Hold my beer. 998 00:46:58.816 --> 00:47:00.339 Dad-- Dad? 999 00:47:01.209 --> 00:47:03.777 [voices drowned out by cheers] 1000 00:47:03.821 --> 00:47:06.214 -[cheering] -Shit. 1001 00:47:09.914 --> 00:47:12.133 -[bell ringing] -[cheering] 1002 00:47:15.528 --> 00:47:17.225 [crowd murmurs] 1003 00:47:17.269 --> 00:47:19.184 -[Josh] Okay. -[cheering] 1004 00:47:19.227 --> 00:47:20.794 Here we go! 1005 00:47:22.274 --> 00:47:25.190 Dad? Dad, you don'’t need to take that-- Oh! 1006 00:47:25.233 --> 00:47:27.409 [cheering] 1007 00:47:27.453 --> 00:47:28.976 Yeah! 1008 00:47:31.500 --> 00:47:33.067 [cheering] 1009 00:47:33.111 --> 00:47:35.243 [rock music continues] 1010 00:47:38.986 --> 00:47:41.336 -What'’s going on? -Arm wrestling. 1011 00:47:41.380 --> 00:47:43.338 -I'’m taking bets. -Whah! 1012 00:47:43.382 --> 00:47:44.818 -You too, Bea? -Yeah! 1013 00:47:44.862 --> 00:47:47.386 -[cheering] -[bell ringing] 1014 00:47:47.429 --> 00:47:49.431 I am taking bets! 1015 00:47:49.475 --> 00:47:51.564 Taking bets! Give me that money. 1016 00:47:51.607 --> 00:47:54.436 Okay, thank you. All right. 1017 00:47:56.612 --> 00:47:58.919 [cheering] 1018 00:47:58.963 --> 00:48:03.097 Oh, shit! Sucks for all of you. 1019 00:48:03.141 --> 00:48:07.188 -[cheering] -Four over here, thank you! 1020 00:48:07.232 --> 00:48:09.451 [cheering] 1021 00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:13.586 Money? Yes. Yes! 1022 00:48:13.629 --> 00:48:15.893 -Good luck. -Thanks. 1023 00:48:15.936 --> 00:48:17.242 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dad, 1024 00:48:17.285 --> 00:48:19.374 you don'’t need to-- Please don'’t. 1025 00:48:19.418 --> 00:48:21.724 -No, no, no, I got this. -[man] Come on. 1026 00:48:21.768 --> 00:48:25.598 -[hard rock playing] -Okay, okay. 1027 00:48:25.641 --> 00:48:28.949 Go easy on him, he'’s got a bad back. You got this, baby. 1028 00:48:28.993 --> 00:48:30.603 [Brandy] Come on, Jack! 1029 00:48:30.646 --> 00:48:32.300 Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack... 1030 00:48:32.344 --> 00:48:35.477 [continues chanting] 1031 00:48:35.521 --> 00:48:38.089 [cheering] 1032 00:48:38.132 --> 00:48:40.613 Aah! 1033 00:48:40.656 --> 00:48:42.006 Gotcha! 1034 00:48:42.049 --> 00:48:43.572 [cheering continues] 1035 00:48:43.616 --> 00:48:45.313 Baby! Yeah! 1036 00:48:45.357 --> 00:48:47.533 Told you you had a hot dad, whoo! 1037 00:48:51.015 --> 00:48:54.148 -[cheering] -[bell ringing] 1038 00:49:00.415 --> 00:49:03.114 -Dad, no. -You ready, Gramps? 1039 00:49:03.157 --> 00:49:06.073 Dad, should you really be doing a keg roll with your back? 1040 00:49:06.117 --> 00:49:08.075 Maybe you should sit this one out. 1041 00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:09.337 No way. 1042 00:49:09.381 --> 00:49:10.860 We each have a medal. 1043 00:49:10.904 --> 00:49:13.602 Tiebreaker. 1044 00:49:13.646 --> 00:49:16.431 Do you really feel good about beating a man 25 years older than you 1045 00:49:16.475 --> 00:49:19.739 in a physical challenge? Just be the bigger person. 1046 00:49:19.782 --> 00:49:21.262 You'’re telling me to be the bigger person? 1047 00:49:21.306 --> 00:49:24.048 You'’re not competing against him for anything. 1048 00:49:24.091 --> 00:49:26.050 Unless... you are... 1049 00:49:26.093 --> 00:49:28.356 fighting with him for Brandy or something. 1050 00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:32.099 Of course not. But what if I was? 1051 00:49:32.143 --> 00:49:34.014 That'’d only be helping you, right? 1052 00:49:35.537 --> 00:49:36.669 [whistling] 1053 00:49:36.712 --> 00:49:40.107 [overlapping voices] 1054 00:49:40.151 --> 00:49:42.022 [grunting, groaning] 1055 00:49:42.066 --> 00:49:44.198 Oh, Dad! Oh! 1056 00:49:44.242 --> 00:49:46.157 -Oh, my God! -Dad, are you okay? 1057 00:49:46.200 --> 00:49:48.159 Oh, I'’ve got him, I've got him. He has to lay flat. 1058 00:49:48.202 --> 00:49:50.552 [overlapping hollers] 1059 00:49:50.596 --> 00:49:53.077 Ah, yeah, I'’m fine. 1060 00:49:53.120 --> 00:49:54.687 I'’m fine, I'm fine. 1061 00:49:54.730 --> 00:49:57.342 Ugh, fine. I just... oh! 1062 00:49:57.385 --> 00:49:59.170 -Sorry, dude. -I just need to pop it back. 1063 00:49:59.213 --> 00:50:01.259 No, I got you. Turn around. 1064 00:50:01.302 --> 00:50:03.478 I-- This doesn'’t seem like a good idea. 1065 00:50:03.522 --> 00:50:05.437 It'’s deep in there? All right. Here we go. 1066 00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:06.786 -Yeah, okay, yeah. -Ready? 1067 00:50:06.829 --> 00:50:08.309 -[all groaning] -Oh, my God! 1068 00:50:08.353 --> 00:50:09.963 -One more, maybe faster. -One more, one more. 1069 00:50:10.007 --> 00:50:11.356 -One more. -Yeah. A little faster. 1070 00:50:11.399 --> 00:50:12.792 -Oh, God! -That'’s not getting it. 1071 00:50:12.835 --> 00:50:14.315 -Get him. -Maybe do me from behind. 1072 00:50:14.359 --> 00:50:15.664 -Behind? All right. -Yeah. 1073 00:50:15.708 --> 00:50:17.188 -It'’s deep in there. -Yeah, yeah, no. 1074 00:50:17.231 --> 00:50:19.712 -I can barely get it. -Okay, this is not-- 1075 00:50:19.755 --> 00:50:21.931 -Oh, God. -Oh, God. 1076 00:50:21.975 --> 00:50:24.108 Oh, wow! [laughing] 1077 00:50:24.151 --> 00:50:25.848 Ah, I feel so satisfied. 1078 00:50:25.892 --> 00:50:27.502 This is for you, champ. 1079 00:50:28.460 --> 00:50:29.722 -[cheering] -Later. 1080 00:50:29.765 --> 00:50:31.767 -Later, man. -[cheering] 1081 00:50:31.811 --> 00:50:33.378 Baby, maybe we should get you home. 1082 00:50:33.421 --> 00:50:34.857 Yeah, maybe I'’ll call a car. 1083 00:50:34.901 --> 00:50:36.337 -Dad, I'’ll take you. -No, we'’re hosting 1084 00:50:36.381 --> 00:50:37.991 this party, we can'’t all leave. 1085 00:50:38.035 --> 00:50:39.862 You guys stay. I'’ll go home. 1086 00:50:39.906 --> 00:50:41.951 You stay and have fun. That'’s an order. 1087 00:50:44.824 --> 00:50:47.696 -I'’m so proud of you, babe. -[muttering] 1088 00:50:47.740 --> 00:50:49.089 [laughing] 1089 00:50:49.133 --> 00:50:50.612 That'’s a legend right there, everyone. 1090 00:50:50.656 --> 00:50:51.918 -[murmurs] -[sighing] 1091 00:50:51.961 --> 00:50:54.051 Okay. Who wants to do shots? 1092 00:50:54.094 --> 00:50:58.490 [cheering] 1093 00:50:58.533 --> 00:51:01.580 [hip-hop music playing] 1094 00:51:01.623 --> 00:51:03.364 [Emma] How am I ever supposed to trust her? 1095 00:51:03.408 --> 00:51:05.192 That she'’s not gonna hurt my dad? 1096 00:51:05.236 --> 00:51:07.716 You trust him. And he'’s a grown-ass man 1097 00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:09.718 who can make his own decisions. 1098 00:51:09.762 --> 00:51:11.111 I do trust him. 1099 00:51:11.155 --> 00:51:12.895 All right, then let it go. 1100 00:51:12.939 --> 00:51:15.724 Maybe worry about your own life some more. 1101 00:51:16.682 --> 00:51:17.900 Hey. 1102 00:51:20.381 --> 00:51:21.426 Hey. 1103 00:51:22.862 --> 00:51:25.691 Emma... hello? 1104 00:51:28.041 --> 00:51:30.087 Maybe part of your problem is you don'’t even realize 1105 00:51:30.130 --> 00:51:32.132 when a hot guy is trying to get your attention. 1106 00:51:38.182 --> 00:51:40.140 Look, I know we didn'’t really, um, 1107 00:51:40.184 --> 00:51:42.229 know each other back then, but... 1108 00:51:42.795 --> 00:51:43.926 I... 1109 00:51:46.015 --> 00:51:47.365 I used to have a crush on you 1110 00:51:47.408 --> 00:51:50.455 back when you and Brandy were together. 1111 00:51:50.498 --> 00:51:52.152 Rea-- No! 1112 00:51:52.196 --> 00:51:54.285 -Really? -Mmm-hmm. 1113 00:51:54.328 --> 00:51:56.722 Oh, I'’m sorry, I-- I literally had no idea. 1114 00:51:56.765 --> 00:51:59.855 It'’s fine. You know, I managed to survive without you. 1115 00:51:59.899 --> 00:52:02.075 -Yeah. -I lost my virginity to Peter Grumbauer. 1116 00:52:02.119 --> 00:52:05.557 -Sorry about that. -No, it was great actually. 1117 00:52:05.600 --> 00:52:08.821 Yeah, he read a lot of books about female anatomy. 1118 00:52:08.864 --> 00:52:11.389 There you go. You were probably better off. 1119 00:52:11.432 --> 00:52:13.434 My moves at the time were quite basic. 1120 00:52:13.478 --> 00:52:16.307 -You know, three pumps and done? -Gross. 1121 00:52:16.350 --> 00:52:19.223 I'’ve gotten better since then, though... at sex. 1122 00:52:19.266 --> 00:52:21.094 -But not talking. -[laughing] 1123 00:52:24.271 --> 00:52:27.100 You know, it'’s not that I didn'’t ever notice you. 1124 00:52:28.493 --> 00:52:31.409 I'’d see you reading or whatever, and... 1125 00:52:32.714 --> 00:52:36.196 Ugh, I don'’t know, this is gonna sound corny, 1126 00:52:36.240 --> 00:52:40.809 but... you had a certain beauty in your solitude. 1127 00:52:45.727 --> 00:52:47.207 Um... 1128 00:52:47.251 --> 00:52:50.428 you know, try not to look into this, but... 1129 00:52:50.471 --> 00:52:52.038 [chuckling] 1130 00:52:52.081 --> 00:52:55.955 ...do you maybe wanna get out of here? 1131 00:52:57.522 --> 00:52:59.263 Whoo! Yeah! 1132 00:52:59.306 --> 00:53:01.308 What is wrong with me? 1133 00:53:01.352 --> 00:53:03.963 No, no, no, I thought she was gonna knock over that tree. 1134 00:53:04.006 --> 00:53:05.617 With that bony ass? 1135 00:53:05.660 --> 00:53:07.836 She has nowhere the amount of force 1136 00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:09.751 or weight necessary to move that sort of mass. 1137 00:53:09.795 --> 00:53:11.536 Okay, no, that was bad timing. 1138 00:53:11.579 --> 00:53:13.581 No, that was bad timing, it was a half-second of distraction. 1139 00:53:13.625 --> 00:53:15.670 No, you know what? Guys don'’t ever mature. 1140 00:53:15.714 --> 00:53:17.759 Like, look at my dad. 1141 00:53:17.803 --> 00:53:19.805 Just, all men are ruled by their dicks. 1142 00:53:19.848 --> 00:53:21.850 They have one dick driving the boat, 1143 00:53:21.894 --> 00:53:24.331 and then they have all these thousands of little dicks in their head, 1144 00:53:24.375 --> 00:53:27.029 -just telling the big dick where to go, so... -Okay. 1145 00:53:27.073 --> 00:53:29.945 Can you not make this more than it has to be? 1146 00:53:29.989 --> 00:53:31.295 What can I do? 1147 00:53:41.174 --> 00:53:43.437 You can hit on Brandy. For real. 1148 00:53:44.351 --> 00:53:46.266 -No, I'’m serious. -Come on. 1149 00:53:46.310 --> 00:53:49.617 -Come on. -No, I'’m serious. 1150 00:53:49.661 --> 00:53:52.185 You'’re a lady-killer, right? Yeah. And you'’re great at sex. 1151 00:53:52.229 --> 00:53:55.841 And you two still have some sort of chemistry going on, and... 1152 00:53:55.884 --> 00:53:57.538 it'’ll be one last test. 1153 00:53:58.626 --> 00:53:59.975 Because if she hooks up with you, 1154 00:54:00.019 --> 00:54:02.935 then she shows her true colors, and I win. 1155 00:54:02.978 --> 00:54:07.287 But if she turns you down, then I get to see you rejected, and I still win, so... 1156 00:54:07.331 --> 00:54:08.723 it'’s a win-win for me. 1157 00:54:11.073 --> 00:54:12.901 And you'’d rather see me do that 1158 00:54:12.945 --> 00:54:15.426 than continue whatever is going on here? 1159 00:54:18.690 --> 00:54:19.865 Yeah. 1160 00:54:19.908 --> 00:54:21.954 -I really need to know. -Really? 1161 00:54:27.176 --> 00:54:28.961 Fine. 1162 00:54:29.962 --> 00:54:32.225 Ah... by the way, 1163 00:54:32.269 --> 00:54:33.835 nobody turns this down. 1164 00:54:33.879 --> 00:54:35.489 You'’re the worst. 1165 00:54:35.533 --> 00:54:36.969 Hey! 1166 00:54:37.012 --> 00:54:38.318 Oh! 1167 00:54:38.971 --> 00:54:40.102 [laughing] 1168 00:54:40.146 --> 00:54:42.148 [dance music playing] 1169 00:55:06.215 --> 00:55:08.392 Cover your dongs, gentlemen. 1170 00:55:11.482 --> 00:55:12.961 -[hollers] -Open the door. 1171 00:55:13.005 --> 00:55:14.485 [Brandy] What the... 1172 00:55:16.225 --> 00:55:17.836 What the hell are you doing? 1173 00:55:17.879 --> 00:55:21.013 What are you doing in a bathroom stall with Josh? 1174 00:55:21.056 --> 00:55:22.841 We'’re having a smoke. Why? 1175 00:55:22.884 --> 00:55:25.147 What did you think we were doing? 1176 00:55:29.935 --> 00:55:32.633 Wait a second, you thought we were hooking up in there? 1177 00:55:34.461 --> 00:55:36.985 I can'’t believe that you would think so low of me 1178 00:55:37.029 --> 00:55:39.727 that you think I would cheat on your dad. 1179 00:55:39.771 --> 00:55:43.296 I would never cheat on your dad because I care about him, and I respect him. 1180 00:55:43.340 --> 00:55:45.385 I would never jeopardize what we have 1181 00:55:45.429 --> 00:55:48.693 by banging the guy who didn'’t get the Jeep commercial. 1182 00:55:48.736 --> 00:55:51.826 -Hey. -Yeah, he'’s way hotter than a guy in a Jeep ad. 1183 00:55:52.610 --> 00:55:54.176 Yeah, thank you. 1184 00:55:56.048 --> 00:55:57.136 What? 1185 00:55:58.485 --> 00:56:00.487 Wait, 1186 00:56:00.531 --> 00:56:03.316 is he the reason for all of this? 1187 00:56:04.665 --> 00:56:06.624 God, you don'’t even remember, do you? 1188 00:56:06.667 --> 00:56:08.190 What? 1189 00:56:08.234 --> 00:56:10.845 I told you that I had a crush on him. 1190 00:56:12.064 --> 00:56:15.415 I opened my fragile teenage heart to you, 1191 00:56:15.459 --> 00:56:17.939 and instead of being a good friend, 1192 00:56:17.983 --> 00:56:20.464 you yanked his crank right in front of me. 1193 00:56:20.507 --> 00:56:22.030 I didn'’t think it was a big deal. 1194 00:56:22.074 --> 00:56:23.902 I mean, you never said anything. 1195 00:56:23.945 --> 00:56:25.686 I was hurt. 1196 00:56:26.557 --> 00:56:27.862 Because you made me think that 1197 00:56:27.906 --> 00:56:29.647 I wasn'’t good enough for him. 1198 00:56:30.909 --> 00:56:32.563 Did you even notice that you and I 1199 00:56:32.606 --> 00:56:34.434 stopped hanging out completely after that? 1200 00:56:34.478 --> 00:56:35.957 It'’s just, I thought you were busy 1201 00:56:36.001 --> 00:56:37.394 with college applications 1202 00:56:37.437 --> 00:56:40.527 -and Peter Grumbauer. -[door opening] 1203 00:56:40.571 --> 00:56:42.224 Whoa. 1204 00:56:43.269 --> 00:56:45.445 Was I an insensitive bitch to you? 1205 00:56:45.489 --> 00:56:47.099 Those are a few words for it. 1206 00:56:47.142 --> 00:56:49.144 Just a selfish, teen monster. 1207 00:56:50.189 --> 00:56:52.017 I'’ll allow it. 1208 00:56:52.060 --> 00:56:54.715 Emma, I'’m sorry. Truly. 1209 00:56:57.588 --> 00:56:59.024 Thank you. 1210 00:56:59.067 --> 00:57:01.809 Emma, I really hope that you can forgive me. 1211 00:57:05.857 --> 00:57:09.426 It was a long time ago, so, maybe I can try. 1212 00:57:09.469 --> 00:57:12.037 Okay, because really, like, there'’s no reason 1213 00:57:12.080 --> 00:57:16.476 for us to be fighting over this Riverdaleextra. 1214 00:57:16.520 --> 00:57:19.000 Justin Timberlake backup dancer. 1215 00:57:19.044 --> 00:57:20.741 You'’re starting to hurt my feelings. 1216 00:57:20.785 --> 00:57:23.309 We are two strong, independent women. 1217 00:57:23.352 --> 00:57:24.832 We are-- are too smart 1218 00:57:24.876 --> 00:57:27.182 to let some guy come between us. 1219 00:57:27.226 --> 00:57:28.880 Yes, absolutely! 1220 00:57:28.923 --> 00:57:31.360 -Totally agree. -Great. 1221 00:57:31.404 --> 00:57:33.145 So you'’ll stop seeing my dad? 1222 00:57:35.626 --> 00:57:38.237 I'’m sorry, what did you just say to me? 1223 00:57:38.280 --> 00:57:42.197 So you'’ll stop... seeing my dad. 1224 00:57:43.764 --> 00:57:46.245 -Did you hear this chick? -[Josh] Mmm. 1225 00:57:46.288 --> 00:57:47.899 [laughing] Wow! 1226 00:57:47.942 --> 00:57:51.903 Cool, so you-- Nothing has changed, huh? 1227 00:57:51.946 --> 00:57:55.080 Yeah, you are still the same judgy, petty, 1228 00:57:55.123 --> 00:57:59.606 passive-aggressive A-hole you were ten minutes ago. 1229 00:57:59.650 --> 00:58:02.348 The same girl who spent the entire week slut-shaming me 1230 00:58:02.391 --> 00:58:04.437 and calling me stupid. 1231 00:58:04.481 --> 00:58:07.484 Do you know what'’s stupid? Being mean-spirited 1232 00:58:07.527 --> 00:58:10.487 and trying to shut people out who just want you to like them. 1233 00:58:10.530 --> 00:58:12.619 And do you know what happens to people like you? 1234 00:58:12.663 --> 00:58:14.621 They end up alone. 1235 00:58:14.665 --> 00:58:17.494 God, I have done nothing but try to be kind to you, 1236 00:58:17.537 --> 00:58:19.365 and I'’ve taken a ton of shit from you, 1237 00:58:19.408 --> 00:58:21.280 so guess what? 1238 00:58:21.323 --> 00:58:22.629 I am done! 1239 00:58:22.673 --> 00:58:24.892 I am done trying to win you over. 1240 00:58:24.936 --> 00:58:27.634 In fact, no, I am done with you, period. 1241 00:58:27.678 --> 00:58:31.725 Okay, well, I may have taken things too far... 1242 00:58:31.769 --> 00:58:34.815 You know, I was never competing with you for your dad'’s attention, 1243 00:58:34.859 --> 00:58:38.036 but if you are psycho enough to think that I'’m trying to steal him away from you, 1244 00:58:38.079 --> 00:58:40.255 then fine! Huh? 1245 00:58:40.299 --> 00:58:41.779 Maybe I'’ll do that! 1246 00:58:41.822 --> 00:58:43.868 Yeah! You know, we talked about him retiring early 1247 00:58:43.911 --> 00:58:45.826 -and moving to Los Angeles. -What? 1248 00:58:45.870 --> 00:58:48.960 Mmm, the West Coast sounds pretty fantastic right about now. 1249 00:58:51.353 --> 00:58:54.052 If you wanna go to war with me... 1250 00:58:54.095 --> 00:58:57.011 -I will win. -Okay, let'’s not get crazy-- 1251 00:58:57.055 --> 00:59:00.101 Oh, you haven'’t seen crazy yet, missy! 1252 00:59:00.145 --> 00:59:02.016 I once beat Megan Thee Stallion 1253 00:59:02.060 --> 00:59:04.366 in a titty twister contest! 1254 00:59:06.238 --> 00:59:08.109 Guard your titties, bitch! 1255 00:59:11.330 --> 00:59:13.550 Didn'’t think that one through. 1256 00:59:18.119 --> 00:59:20.121 -[line ringing] -Pick up the phone. 1257 00:59:20.165 --> 00:59:21.645 [line ringing] 1258 00:59:21.688 --> 00:59:25.039 [Charlyne] So, what is happening exactly? 1259 00:59:25.083 --> 00:59:27.476 Well, I woke the sleeping giant, 1260 00:59:27.520 --> 00:59:30.784 and the Sasquatch is coming to destroy my life. 1261 00:59:30.828 --> 00:59:32.090 Brandy? 1262 00:59:32.133 --> 00:59:33.657 [Charlyne] Where is she? 1263 00:59:35.136 --> 00:59:37.269 Lurking, biding her time 1264 00:59:37.312 --> 00:59:38.966 for the perfect moment 1265 00:59:39.010 --> 00:59:42.187 to twist my titties. 1266 00:59:42.230 --> 00:59:43.667 Okay, is Josh there? 1267 00:59:44.972 --> 00:59:46.626 Mmm, yeah. 1268 00:59:46.670 --> 00:59:47.932 Put him on. 1269 00:59:49.020 --> 00:59:50.412 Hey. 1270 00:59:51.805 --> 00:59:53.241 Hey! 1271 00:59:54.765 --> 00:59:56.331 It'’s for you. 1272 00:59:59.596 --> 01:00:01.206 Trade.Oh. 1273 01:00:02.381 --> 01:00:03.991 She obviously can'’t drive home. 1274 01:00:04.035 --> 01:00:08.517 -Yeah. -Can you take care of her? 1275 01:00:08.561 --> 01:00:11.956 Help her sober up before you put her in a car so she doesn'’t go home drunk? 1276 01:00:11.999 --> 01:00:14.567 Uh, yeah. 1277 01:00:14.611 --> 01:00:16.221 I mean, she can crash on my couch. 1278 01:00:16.264 --> 01:00:18.397 -I live above the bar. -Okay. 1279 01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:20.181 But I'’m trusting you with my friend, 1280 01:00:20.225 --> 01:00:23.141 so if you take advantage of her in any way, 1281 01:00:23.184 --> 01:00:26.579 I will make balloon animals out of your wiener. 1282 01:00:26.623 --> 01:00:28.712 Did you two go to the same finishing school? 1283 01:00:28.755 --> 01:00:30.017 Shut up. 1284 01:00:31.715 --> 01:00:33.107 She'’s great. 1285 01:00:34.152 --> 01:00:36.545 I'’ll take that.That'’s not fair. 1286 01:00:36.589 --> 01:00:37.938 "Donkey." 1287 01:00:40.462 --> 01:00:41.812 [gurgling] Oh. 1288 01:00:44.728 --> 01:00:46.381 -[laughing] -Oh... 1289 01:00:47.731 --> 01:00:50.298 God, this is your fault. 1290 01:00:50.342 --> 01:00:52.039 How is this my fault? 1291 01:00:53.388 --> 01:00:56.217 Oh, it'’ll come to me. Just give me a minute. 1292 01:00:56.261 --> 01:00:58.089 Ah, well, you can sleep on the couch. 1293 01:00:58.132 --> 01:01:00.613 -[shoes thudding] -Nice. 1294 01:01:00.657 --> 01:01:03.355 I like to keep my place tidy. 1295 01:01:03.877 --> 01:01:05.618 Lame. 1296 01:01:05.662 --> 01:01:07.576 [chuckling] Terrible striptease. 1297 01:01:07.620 --> 01:01:09.187 Just awful. 1298 01:01:12.538 --> 01:01:14.105 Okay. 1299 01:01:14.845 --> 01:01:16.585 -This? -Mmm-hmm. 1300 01:01:19.240 --> 01:01:22.766 [Josh] Yeah, I'’ll take the couch. 1301 01:02:16.254 --> 01:02:19.257 Josh? Hey. 1302 01:02:19.300 --> 01:02:21.215 [sighing] 1303 01:02:21.259 --> 01:02:23.174 Hey, you all right? 1304 01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:43.063 Wait, are you sober? 1305 01:02:43.107 --> 01:02:44.761 As a judge.Yeah? 1306 01:02:44.804 --> 01:02:46.545 Mmm-hmm. 1307 01:02:46.588 --> 01:02:48.329 ♪ Hands up♪ 1308 01:02:48.373 --> 01:02:50.201 ♪ Guard dropped♪ 1309 01:02:50.244 --> 01:02:52.116 ♪ Heart stopped♪ 1310 01:02:53.857 --> 01:02:55.684 ♪ Tiptoe♪ 1311 01:02:55.728 --> 01:02:57.904 ♪ So slow♪ 1312 01:02:57.948 --> 01:03:00.472 ♪ Trying to steal your heart♪ 1313 01:03:02.561 --> 01:03:05.346 Wait, this is consensual? 1314 01:03:05.390 --> 01:03:06.565 Very. 1315 01:03:08.654 --> 01:03:10.308 ♪ Hands up♪ 1316 01:03:10.351 --> 01:03:12.266 ♪ Guard dropped♪ 1317 01:03:12.310 --> 01:03:14.268 ♪ Don'’t stop♪ 1318 01:03:21.232 --> 01:03:23.582 Just triple-checking this is consent. 1319 01:03:23.625 --> 01:03:26.019 I'’m initiating, and you'’re consenting, right? 1320 01:03:26.063 --> 01:03:27.629 Yeah.Okay. 1321 01:03:33.766 --> 01:03:36.247 ♪ She said "Kiss me"♪ 1322 01:03:36.290 --> 01:03:38.075 ♪ Slowly♪ 1323 01:03:38.118 --> 01:03:40.729 ♪ I don'’t wanna go too fast♪ 1324 01:03:40.773 --> 01:03:41.905 [Emma sighing] 1325 01:03:41.948 --> 01:03:43.645 ♪ Stay here♪ 1326 01:03:43.689 --> 01:03:45.604 ♪ So near♪ 1327 01:03:45.647 --> 01:03:49.303 ♪ Make this last♪ 1328 01:03:49.347 --> 01:03:53.394 ♪ Love♪ 1329 01:03:53.438 --> 01:03:55.527 ♪ How am I♪ 1330 01:03:56.702 --> 01:03:58.530 ♪ Hands up♪ 1331 01:03:58.573 --> 01:04:00.271 ♪ Guard dropped♪ 1332 01:04:00.314 --> 01:04:02.708 ♪ Don'’t stop♪ 1333 01:04:24.556 --> 01:04:25.949 Hey. 1334 01:04:25.992 --> 01:04:27.472 What'’re you doing? 1335 01:04:27.515 --> 01:04:28.777 I'’m gonna head out. 1336 01:04:28.821 --> 01:04:31.824 Really? What time is it? 1337 01:04:32.607 --> 01:04:34.522 Early. 1338 01:04:34.566 --> 01:04:36.698 [chuckling] Why don'’t you just stay here? 1339 01:04:38.570 --> 01:04:41.703 No, I gotta go face Dad and Brandy. 1340 01:04:41.747 --> 01:04:43.357 She was really mad last night. 1341 01:04:43.401 --> 01:04:46.012 Yeah. It'’ll be all right. 1342 01:04:46.056 --> 01:04:47.535 Just be yourself. 1343 01:04:48.536 --> 01:04:49.929 Or... 1344 01:04:49.973 --> 01:04:52.192 actually be the opposite of that. 1345 01:04:55.108 --> 01:04:56.805 Wait, hold on. 1346 01:04:57.589 --> 01:04:59.069 You know, that was... 1347 01:05:00.418 --> 01:05:03.377 that was really something. 1348 01:05:04.117 --> 01:05:05.684 Was it? 1349 01:05:05.727 --> 01:05:07.033 Yeah. 1350 01:05:07.077 --> 01:05:08.687 It... wasn'’t it? 1351 01:05:11.516 --> 01:05:16.042 So, when you mentioned the camera and your photography... 1352 01:05:16.086 --> 01:05:18.392 why'’d you let me underestimate you like that? 1353 01:05:19.916 --> 01:05:21.395 [sighing] 1354 01:05:21.439 --> 01:05:25.399 Mmm, I don'’t know. Sometimes it'’s easier 1355 01:05:25.443 --> 01:05:28.794 to let people believe what they want about you. 1356 01:05:28.837 --> 01:05:31.710 You know, it takes work to really get to know someone. 1357 01:05:31.753 --> 01:05:34.191 Yeah, well, who wants more work? 1358 01:05:36.019 --> 01:05:37.368 Yeah. 1359 01:05:38.673 --> 01:05:40.806 Isn'’t that what life'’s about, though? 1360 01:05:41.633 --> 01:05:44.244 People? Connection? 1361 01:05:47.204 --> 01:05:49.119 I don'’t know, maybe. 1362 01:05:51.904 --> 01:05:54.341 All right, well, I think I have everything, 1363 01:05:54.385 --> 01:05:56.822 and I'’m not doing that thing where I leave something behind. 1364 01:05:57.649 --> 01:05:59.390 Eh, it doesn'’t really matter. 1365 01:05:59.433 --> 01:06:03.002 If you wanna see someone again, you can find a reason. 1366 01:06:05.309 --> 01:06:07.746 -All right, well... -What? 1367 01:06:08.834 --> 01:06:10.140 Hold on one sec. 1368 01:06:13.186 --> 01:06:14.579 [chuckling] 1369 01:06:14.622 --> 01:06:16.407 Am I missing something here? 1370 01:06:17.538 --> 01:06:21.412 No, I'’ll just... I'’ll see you around. 1371 01:06:24.067 --> 01:06:26.547 -I can walk you out. -No, I'’ve got it. 1372 01:06:30.073 --> 01:06:31.509 Okay. 1373 01:06:57.970 --> 01:06:59.363 Damn it. 1374 01:07:05.325 --> 01:07:07.719 [sleigh bells jingle] 1375 01:07:15.161 --> 01:07:16.684 [door closing] 1376 01:07:17.511 --> 01:07:19.035 Hey, Dad, are you here? 1377 01:07:31.786 --> 01:07:33.136 Is everything okay? 1378 01:07:34.441 --> 01:07:37.792 [Brandy] Yeah, yeah, whoo! 1379 01:07:37.836 --> 01:07:40.578 -Everything all right? -[Brandy] Love that! 1380 01:07:40.621 --> 01:07:41.883 -Aah! -No, no, no, no, no! 1381 01:07:41.927 --> 01:07:43.450 No! Erase! Erase! 1382 01:07:43.494 --> 01:07:45.670 Erase! Erase! 1383 01:07:45.713 --> 01:07:46.888 Monkey! 1384 01:07:46.932 --> 01:07:49.108 Um, I'’ll be there in a second. 1385 01:07:49.152 --> 01:07:52.329 -No! -♪ The itsy-bitsy-spider♪ 1386 01:07:52.372 --> 01:07:54.592 -Are you insane? -♪ Went up the water spout♪ 1387 01:07:54.635 --> 01:07:57.421 ♪ Down came the rain and...♪ 1388 01:07:58.813 --> 01:08:01.077 You made Addy watch? 1389 01:08:01.120 --> 01:08:02.774 We didn'’t know you were in the house. 1390 01:08:02.817 --> 01:08:04.993 I mean, you really should announce your presence. 1391 01:08:05.037 --> 01:08:07.257 Oh, I'’m sorry, I was expecting to come home 1392 01:08:07.300 --> 01:08:09.128 on Christmas Eve and go ice skating 1393 01:08:09.172 --> 01:08:11.217 with my father like we do every year. 1394 01:08:11.261 --> 01:08:13.176 But instead I find you and him going at it 1395 01:08:13.219 --> 01:08:14.916 like you'’re in the Home Depot stock room. 1396 01:08:14.960 --> 01:08:16.570 So excuse me, this is-- 1397 01:08:16.614 --> 01:08:18.224 This is human nature. 1398 01:08:18.268 --> 01:08:20.008 We are in an adult relationship, 1399 01:08:20.052 --> 01:08:22.837 and you should probably get used to it. 1400 01:08:22.881 --> 01:08:25.971 I need to have a private conversation with my father for a moment. 1401 01:08:26.014 --> 01:08:27.451 -Family talk. -Uh, no. 1402 01:08:27.494 --> 01:08:29.061 This is not family time, see? 1403 01:08:29.105 --> 01:08:30.454 This is sexy time. 1404 01:08:30.497 --> 01:08:32.325 And you are not a part of sexy time. 1405 01:08:32.369 --> 01:08:35.328 Actually, you are not a part of this relationship. 1406 01:08:35.372 --> 01:08:37.591 -You'’re not a part of this family. -Whoa! 1407 01:08:37.635 --> 01:08:40.899 That'’s enough, both of you. Stop it. 1408 01:08:40.942 --> 01:08:43.597 Look, none of us are happy with the current situation, 1409 01:08:43.641 --> 01:08:45.164 including me. 1410 01:08:45.208 --> 01:08:46.687 But this is our reality, 1411 01:08:46.731 --> 01:08:48.950 and we have to find a way to work through it. 1412 01:08:48.994 --> 01:08:52.040 Okay, but your daughter is the one who has to work through her issues, okay? 1413 01:08:52.084 --> 01:08:54.217 Starting with codependency. 1414 01:08:54.260 --> 01:08:57.307 Oh, you two think that you don'’t have any issues as a couple? 1415 01:08:57.350 --> 01:09:02.050 Really? I mean, sure, I guess the sex is good now, 1416 01:09:02.094 --> 01:09:04.096 but do you really think 1417 01:09:04.140 --> 01:09:06.054 that she'’s not going to get bored with you 1418 01:09:06.098 --> 01:09:07.839 and leave you for a younger guy? 1419 01:09:07.882 --> 01:09:09.232 I don'’t think that'’s any of your business. 1420 01:09:09.275 --> 01:09:11.016 Oh, maybe he'’ll leave you first. 1421 01:09:11.059 --> 01:09:15.499 Because you and my dad'’s Venn diagram has no overlap. 1422 01:09:15.542 --> 01:09:17.457 Have you even seen The Godfather? 1423 01:09:17.501 --> 01:09:18.676 Didn'’t think so. 1424 01:09:18.719 --> 01:09:20.286 And can you name one band 1425 01:09:20.330 --> 01:09:22.245 in the last five years? 1426 01:09:22.288 --> 01:09:24.116 I'’m not even gonna let you answer that. 1427 01:09:24.160 --> 01:09:26.510 Brandy doesn'’t like Moscato. 1428 01:09:26.553 --> 01:09:28.860 And Dad doesn'’t like those hipster shirts that you buy him. 1429 01:09:28.903 --> 01:09:30.427 You don'’t? 1430 01:09:30.470 --> 01:09:32.211 He'’s not selling organic Popsicles in Brooklyn. 1431 01:09:32.255 --> 01:09:34.561 All right, Emma, that'’s enough, all right? Stop it. 1432 01:09:34.605 --> 01:09:37.260 Dad, are you really moving to Los Angeles? 1433 01:09:38.435 --> 01:09:40.088 Our people don'’t belong in the sun. 1434 01:09:40.132 --> 01:09:42.830 We'’re just one big melanoma. 1435 01:09:42.874 --> 01:09:44.615 And, Brandy, have you thought about kids 1436 01:09:44.658 --> 01:09:46.965 -and whether or not you even want them? -Okay. 1437 01:09:47.008 --> 01:09:51.230 -Because my dad has already had his family. -Emma, not another word. 1438 01:09:51.274 --> 01:09:54.625 -But we'’re not done talking. -Yes, we are. 1439 01:09:54.668 --> 01:09:57.236 -Dad. -Go to your room. 1440 01:10:11.511 --> 01:10:14.601 [soft Christmas music] 1441 01:10:42.412 --> 01:10:45.676 [soft Christmas music] 1442 01:11:03.650 --> 01:11:05.261 [church bell ringing] 1443 01:11:24.758 --> 01:11:27.065 -I'’m concerned. -Why? 1444 01:11:27.108 --> 01:11:28.980 I don'’t think I should be here. 1445 01:11:29.023 --> 01:11:30.982 I didn'’t think you would come, so thank you. 1446 01:11:31.025 --> 01:11:32.592 Come on in.Great. 1447 01:11:36.204 --> 01:11:38.337 You look like a Hot Topic threw up on you. 1448 01:11:38.381 --> 01:11:39.686 I did buy this there. 1449 01:11:40.383 --> 01:11:42.341 Okay. Oh, God. 1450 01:11:42.385 --> 01:11:44.648 Hey, Charlyne. So nice you could join us. 1451 01:11:44.691 --> 01:11:46.911 -Yeah, I... -Your family probably misses you. 1452 01:11:46.954 --> 01:11:49.261 Oh, no, they probably haven'’t even noticed yet. 1453 01:11:49.305 --> 01:11:50.915 They are a mess. 1454 01:11:55.920 --> 01:11:57.835 Why don'’t we get started opening presents? 1455 01:11:57.878 --> 01:11:59.097 [overlapping chatter] 1456 01:11:59.140 --> 01:12:00.316 -Hi. -Let'’s see who goes first. 1457 01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:02.143 -Welcome. -[Jack] I will. 1458 01:12:02.187 --> 01:12:04.145 Uh... yeah. 1459 01:12:04.189 --> 01:12:06.278 Huh, I wonder who this is from. 1460 01:12:09.629 --> 01:12:11.109 Oh... 1461 01:12:12.458 --> 01:12:13.938 Wow. 1462 01:12:16.114 --> 01:12:17.463 Thanks, hon. 1463 01:12:18.464 --> 01:12:20.248 Yeah, sure. 1464 01:12:22.903 --> 01:12:25.341 Let'’s see. Your turn, Emma. 1465 01:12:26.646 --> 01:12:28.344 "From Emma." 1466 01:12:28.387 --> 01:12:30.346 Aw, I love you. 1467 01:12:32.348 --> 01:12:34.959 Merry Christmas, everyone. 1468 01:12:36.787 --> 01:12:38.179 Let'’s see. 1469 01:12:43.054 --> 01:12:44.098 What'’s this? 1470 01:12:45.230 --> 01:12:48.276 I put a down payment on the lake house. 1471 01:12:48.320 --> 01:12:49.756 You what? 1472 01:12:49.800 --> 01:12:52.411 With some savings and my inheritance from Mom. 1473 01:12:53.456 --> 01:12:54.979 Why'’d you do that? 1474 01:12:56.502 --> 01:12:59.592 Because it belongs in our family. 1475 01:12:59.636 --> 01:13:01.986 It'’s the place where we were the happiest. 1476 01:13:02.029 --> 01:13:04.162 This is... too much. 1477 01:13:04.205 --> 01:13:06.686 This is all... too much. 1478 01:13:06.730 --> 01:13:09.297 You can'’t-- You can'’t buy a house 1479 01:13:09.341 --> 01:13:11.735 just to recapture your childhood memories 1480 01:13:11.778 --> 01:13:15.260 or re-imagine us as some kind of idyllic family. 1481 01:13:15.303 --> 01:13:16.957 That is how I remember us. 1482 01:13:17.001 --> 01:13:18.872 Your mom and I did not have a perfect marriage. 1483 01:13:18.916 --> 01:13:21.440 We had our problems, like anyone else. 1484 01:13:21.484 --> 01:13:23.181 What kind of problems? 1485 01:13:30.971 --> 01:13:33.191 Why is she acting like she knows something I don'’t? 1486 01:13:33.234 --> 01:13:36.716 Because secrets are meant to be kept secrets. 1487 01:13:36.760 --> 01:13:40.067 Your mom had an affair when you were in high school. 1488 01:13:40.111 --> 01:13:41.417 Fuck me. 1489 01:13:43.070 --> 01:13:45.464 -With who? -It doesn'’t matter, 1490 01:13:45.508 --> 01:13:48.685 and it wasn'’t for very long, and we worked our way through it. 1491 01:13:48.728 --> 01:13:53.124 I believe we were truly happy again before she passed away. 1492 01:13:53.167 --> 01:13:55.039 And you never told me? 1493 01:13:55.082 --> 01:13:56.954 It wasn'’t something you had to deal with, 1494 01:13:56.997 --> 01:13:59.609 and I didn'’t want it to affect how you felt about your mom. 1495 01:13:59.652 --> 01:14:01.480 But you told Brandy. 1496 01:14:02.655 --> 01:14:04.265 No, I didn'’t. 1497 01:14:10.576 --> 01:14:12.752 My mom talked to you about it. 1498 01:14:12.796 --> 01:14:16.974 When you two had your secret talks. 1499 01:14:17.017 --> 01:14:20.499 -You'’re a better friend to my mom than I ever was. -Oh, Emma, that'’s not true. 1500 01:14:20.543 --> 01:14:22.893 You know both of my parents better than I ever did, 1501 01:14:22.936 --> 01:14:24.677 you'’re more part of this family than I am. 1502 01:14:24.721 --> 01:14:26.287 No. 1503 01:14:27.288 --> 01:14:29.813 I loved your mom so much. 1504 01:14:31.815 --> 01:14:34.774 But she'’s gone now. She'’s not coming back. 1505 01:14:34.818 --> 01:14:36.602 I'’m just trying to move forward. 1506 01:14:41.955 --> 01:14:43.914 You two don'’t make any sense. 1507 01:14:43.957 --> 01:14:45.742 Maybe you'’re right. 1508 01:14:45.785 --> 01:14:47.961 You made some good points last night. 1509 01:14:48.005 --> 01:14:50.790 There are a lot of reasons why we don'’t work on paper. 1510 01:14:50.834 --> 01:14:52.966 And she might leave me someday. 1511 01:14:54.185 --> 01:14:55.795 But that'’s a risk I'’m willing to take 1512 01:14:55.839 --> 01:14:58.406 so I can spend another minute with her, 1513 01:14:58.450 --> 01:14:59.973 because... 1514 01:15:02.019 --> 01:15:03.194 I love her. 1515 01:15:06.240 --> 01:15:08.678 [chuckling] I love you. 1516 01:15:10.418 --> 01:15:12.812 -Dad! -Emma, no! 1517 01:15:14.031 --> 01:15:17.513 You say what you need to say. Say it now. 1518 01:15:17.556 --> 01:15:19.732 This is the kind of future that you want? 1519 01:15:21.865 --> 01:15:24.171 I don'’t know if I can be a part of it. 1520 01:15:24.215 --> 01:15:26.391 So you'’re saying it'’s between you and her. 1521 01:15:26.434 --> 01:15:28.915 -That'’s not what she's saying. -That'’s exactly what I'm saying. 1522 01:15:28.959 --> 01:15:30.438 Zip it, traitor. 1523 01:15:31.831 --> 01:15:34.138 Can'’t you see that Brandy is, like, 1524 01:15:34.181 --> 01:15:36.140 a serial killer? 1525 01:15:36.183 --> 01:15:38.490 She'’s trying to destroy our family, 1526 01:15:38.534 --> 01:15:40.971 and it'’s working! She'’s winning! 1527 01:15:41.754 --> 01:15:43.669 It'’s a Christmas Day massacre! 1528 01:15:43.713 --> 01:15:44.844 [mouthing silently] 1529 01:15:44.888 --> 01:15:46.585 Emma... 1530 01:15:47.978 --> 01:15:49.762 what are you talking about? 1531 01:15:50.546 --> 01:15:51.590 No, no, she'’s right. 1532 01:15:52.809 --> 01:15:55.202 I can'’t do this. 1533 01:15:55.246 --> 01:15:57.074 I can'’t come between you and Emma. 1534 01:15:59.076 --> 01:16:03.689 I saw my family break apart, and it was devastating. 1535 01:16:03.733 --> 01:16:06.213 Both my parents started new families, and I-- 1536 01:16:06.257 --> 01:16:07.954 I fell through the cracks. 1537 01:16:07.998 --> 01:16:10.827 So I have felt that distance. 1538 01:16:11.654 --> 01:16:13.177 That absence. 1539 01:16:14.221 --> 01:16:16.223 And I wouldn'’t wish it on anyone. 1540 01:16:18.138 --> 01:16:19.313 Not even you. 1541 01:16:21.098 --> 01:16:23.274 Hold on. Hold on. 1542 01:16:23.317 --> 01:16:25.972 That situation isn'’t anything like this. 1543 01:16:27.060 --> 01:16:28.845 This is you and me. 1544 01:16:30.324 --> 01:16:31.543 Wait. 1545 01:16:33.371 --> 01:16:34.894 Please, stay. 1546 01:16:35.852 --> 01:16:38.724 I can'’t. I have to go. 1547 01:16:43.642 --> 01:16:45.078 -[door slams] -Dad... 1548 01:16:45.122 --> 01:16:47.385 J-- Just don'’t. 1549 01:16:49.039 --> 01:16:52.346 -You know what I mean, right? -No, I don'’t, you freak! 1550 01:16:52.390 --> 01:16:55.175 Brandy is not destroying your family. 1551 01:16:55.219 --> 01:16:56.873 That'’s what you're doing. 1552 01:17:02.139 --> 01:17:04.489 [soft music] 1553 01:17:12.323 --> 01:17:14.281 ♪ It'’s Christmas And I'’m hoping♪ 1554 01:17:14.325 --> 01:17:17.110 ♪ That you'’ll see me...♪ 1555 01:17:17.154 --> 01:17:19.504 ♪ By New Year'’s Eve We might just♪ 1556 01:17:19.547 --> 01:17:21.332 ♪ Be a thing♪ 1557 01:17:22.333 --> 01:17:24.335 ♪ Come Valentine'’s Day♪ 1558 01:17:24.378 --> 01:17:26.990 ♪ I might have The strength to say♪ 1559 01:17:27.033 --> 01:17:32.212 ♪ I'’ve loved you From the very beginning♪ 1560 01:17:32.256 --> 01:17:34.345 ♪ All this magic on the ground♪ 1561 01:17:34.388 --> 01:17:36.608 ♪ Has got me wishin'’♪ 1562 01:17:37.740 --> 01:17:39.524 ♪ That we won'’t melt away♪ 1563 01:17:39.567 --> 01:17:42.701 ♪ Before we start♪ 1564 01:17:42.745 --> 01:17:44.572 ♪ There is just one thing♪ 1565 01:17:44.616 --> 01:17:47.401 ♪ That this holiday'’s Been missin'’♪ 1566 01:17:47.445 --> 01:17:49.534 ♪ And that'’s you Beneath these lights♪ 1567 01:17:49.577 --> 01:17:52.493 ♪ Holdin'’ my heart♪ 1568 01:17:52.537 --> 01:17:54.539 ♪ If there was ever the time♪ 1569 01:17:54.582 --> 01:17:56.759 ♪ That I could tell you♪ 1570 01:17:56.802 --> 01:17:57.977 Okay, so if you... 1571 01:17:58.021 --> 01:17:59.544 ♪ Just what I think♪ 1572 01:17:59.587 --> 01:18:01.894 ♪ About you, babe♪ 1573 01:18:01.938 --> 01:18:03.330 [phone ringing] 1574 01:18:03.374 --> 01:18:05.245 ♪ I guess it'’s in this moment♪ 1575 01:18:05.289 --> 01:18:07.465 ♪ With me and the snow fallin'’♪ 1576 01:18:07.508 --> 01:18:09.075 ♪ And I'’m praying that♪ 1577 01:18:09.119 --> 01:18:10.424 Sorry... 1578 01:18:10.468 --> 01:18:12.383 ♪ You'’ll feel the same way♪ 1579 01:18:22.480 --> 01:18:24.221 ♪ I'’ve gotten really good♪ 1580 01:18:24.264 --> 01:18:27.964 ♪ At wrapping up my feelings♪ 1581 01:18:28.007 --> 01:18:29.792 ♪ In the pretty little bow♪ 1582 01:18:29.835 --> 01:18:31.750 ♪ Under the tree...♪ 1583 01:18:33.752 --> 01:18:34.797 Hey, Charlyne. 1584 01:18:35.798 --> 01:18:37.713 Oh, hi, guys. 1585 01:18:43.022 --> 01:18:45.024 ♪ If there was ever a time♪ 1586 01:18:45.068 --> 01:18:47.157 ♪ That I could tell you♪ 1587 01:18:48.549 --> 01:18:53.076 ♪ Just what I think About you, babe♪ 1588 01:18:53.119 --> 01:18:55.513 ♪ I guess It'’s in this moment♪ 1589 01:18:55.556 --> 01:18:58.516 ♪ With me And the snow fallin'’...♪ 1590 01:18:58.559 --> 01:19:00.953 Come on, you'’re really never gonna talk to me again? 1591 01:19:00.997 --> 01:19:02.520 Haven'’t decided yet. 1592 01:19:03.303 --> 01:19:04.609 Seriously? 1593 01:19:10.746 --> 01:19:15.359 I'’m sorry for subjecting you to the Christmas Day Massacre 1594 01:19:15.402 --> 01:19:19.493 and for not listening to you when you were clearly the voice of reason. 1595 01:19:19.537 --> 01:19:21.321 Go on. 1596 01:19:21.365 --> 01:19:23.933 You were right. About everything. 1597 01:19:25.238 --> 01:19:26.849 Leave us. 1598 01:19:32.419 --> 01:19:33.594 I'’m the killer. 1599 01:19:34.813 --> 01:19:37.642 I tried to kill Dad and Brandy'’s relationship. 1600 01:19:37.685 --> 01:19:39.513 Then Brandy sacrificed her own happiness 1601 01:19:39.557 --> 01:19:42.473 just to protect my relationship with my dad. 1602 01:19:42.516 --> 01:19:45.128 So, I guess if I was setting up a test 1603 01:19:45.171 --> 01:19:47.391 to see if she was a good person, 1604 01:19:47.434 --> 01:19:49.219 she passed. 1605 01:19:50.437 --> 01:19:52.570 She makes my dad happy. 1606 01:19:52.613 --> 01:19:54.180 That'’s all I want for him. 1607 01:19:55.399 --> 01:19:57.836 Hallelujah, there is hope for you yet. 1608 01:20:00.012 --> 01:20:02.014 And now I know exactly what I need to do. 1609 01:20:02.058 --> 01:20:04.408 Uh-oh, when you sound so certain, 1610 01:20:04.451 --> 01:20:06.236 it'’s certain to be a disaster. 1611 01:20:06.279 --> 01:20:08.107 I'’m going to get them back together. 1612 01:20:08.978 --> 01:20:11.110 For Christ'’s sakes, you... 1613 01:20:11.154 --> 01:20:12.677 still aren'’t getting it. 1614 01:20:12.720 --> 01:20:15.506 If your dad and Brandy wanna be together, 1615 01:20:15.549 --> 01:20:16.899 it'’s up to them, not you. 1616 01:20:16.942 --> 01:20:18.857 You can'’t go around manipulating people 1617 01:20:18.901 --> 01:20:21.729 like a little blazer-wearing puppet master. 1618 01:20:24.994 --> 01:20:27.126 I need to butt out and leave them alone. 1619 01:20:27.170 --> 01:20:28.345 Yes. 1620 01:20:30.216 --> 01:20:33.045 Geez, how did I even get to this place? 1621 01:20:33.089 --> 01:20:35.395 Uh, neuroses plus narcissism. 1622 01:20:36.614 --> 01:20:37.876 You know, you can take a night off 1623 01:20:37.920 --> 01:20:39.399 from being the consummate truth-teller. 1624 01:20:39.443 --> 01:20:41.314 I'’m sorry, it's a curse. 1625 01:20:43.360 --> 01:20:45.841 Have you talked to your dad? 1626 01:20:48.452 --> 01:20:51.455 We'’re giving each other some space at the moment. 1627 01:20:51.498 --> 01:20:53.109 That'’s probably not a bad idea. 1628 01:20:57.940 --> 01:21:00.377 You know, when I went on that research retreat, 1629 01:21:00.420 --> 01:21:04.120 we were exploring building electric cars in small villages in Africa. 1630 01:21:05.382 --> 01:21:08.254 The company offered to relocate me to Botswana. 1631 01:21:09.995 --> 01:21:11.301 Yeah? 1632 01:21:15.696 --> 01:21:18.830 Maybe I should do that. 1633 01:21:20.484 --> 01:21:22.181 I would miss you like crazy. 1634 01:21:24.227 --> 01:21:25.489 You too. 1635 01:21:34.411 --> 01:21:37.457 [fireworks whistling, booming on radio] 1636 01:21:37.501 --> 01:21:39.851 [woman on radio] We'’re back and coming to you live... 1637 01:21:39.895 --> 01:21:42.201 [soft music] 1638 01:22:09.141 --> 01:22:11.535 [line ringing] 1639 01:22:13.624 --> 01:22:15.539 [line ringing] 1640 01:22:15.582 --> 01:22:16.932 Hey, Dad... 1641 01:22:18.107 --> 01:22:20.500 I don'’t know if you're still avoiding me, or... 1642 01:22:20.544 --> 01:22:22.763 maybe you'’re at the New Year'’s Eve benefit. 1643 01:22:24.026 --> 01:22:25.723 Anyway, I-I just wanted to talk 1644 01:22:25.766 --> 01:22:27.420 before I leave for Africa. 1645 01:22:28.769 --> 01:22:30.946 Okay, bye. 1646 01:22:56.972 --> 01:22:59.017 Shouldn'’t you be inside? 1647 01:23:00.410 --> 01:23:02.064 Yeah. 1648 01:23:02.107 --> 01:23:04.196 So, why are you hanging out here? 1649 01:23:05.545 --> 01:23:08.244 Well, I haven'’t seen her since... 1650 01:23:09.114 --> 01:23:10.681 Well... 1651 01:23:12.030 --> 01:23:13.205 So... 1652 01:23:14.380 --> 01:23:15.773 So... 1653 01:23:19.690 --> 01:23:21.170 I was a real asshole. 1654 01:23:21.213 --> 01:23:24.260 Yep, grade-A shitbag. 1655 01:23:25.174 --> 01:23:26.740 Can you ever forgive me? 1656 01:23:26.784 --> 01:23:28.916 I think that'’s been part of my job description 1657 01:23:28.960 --> 01:23:30.875 since the moment you were born. 1658 01:23:32.833 --> 01:23:34.313 And, honestly, 1659 01:23:34.357 --> 01:23:37.795 I'’m probably not blameless in this whole thing. 1660 01:23:37.838 --> 01:23:40.319 So, is blaming you an option? 1661 01:23:40.363 --> 01:23:43.540 Well, yeah. I mean, what'’s it say about a guy like me 1662 01:23:43.583 --> 01:23:46.021 who raised a shitbag like you? 1663 01:23:50.416 --> 01:23:53.941 I think maybe, when Mom passed, 1664 01:23:53.985 --> 01:23:56.422 taking care of you gave me a purpose. 1665 01:23:58.729 --> 01:24:00.209 It was easier to worry about you 1666 01:24:00.252 --> 01:24:01.862 than to think about... 1667 01:24:01.906 --> 01:24:04.082 what I had lost or... 1668 01:24:04.126 --> 01:24:05.866 how I should move forward. 1669 01:24:05.910 --> 01:24:07.912 That makes two of us. 1670 01:24:09.087 --> 01:24:11.002 But we'’ll figure it out. 1671 01:24:14.397 --> 01:24:16.399 So you'’re nervous about seeing Brandy? 1672 01:24:18.183 --> 01:24:20.620 Yeah, I don'’t know what to say to her. 1673 01:24:21.926 --> 01:24:23.710 You'’ll know when the moment comes. 1674 01:24:24.929 --> 01:24:28.846 Now, I'’m not interfering in any way whatsoever. 1675 01:24:30.152 --> 01:24:33.546 But... maybe we can walk in together? 1676 01:24:34.243 --> 01:24:35.940 Yeah, yeah. 1677 01:24:37.985 --> 01:24:40.466 [muffled music] 1678 01:24:40.510 --> 01:24:43.078 [louder music] 1679 01:24:46.951 --> 01:24:50.302 [playing outro] 1680 01:24:50.346 --> 01:24:53.740 [cheering and applause] 1681 01:24:56.787 --> 01:24:58.571 Awesome. Hey, guys, 1682 01:24:58.615 --> 01:25:02.097 just wanted to say thank you so much for coming out tonight. 1683 01:25:04.621 --> 01:25:06.840 And I would especially like to thank 1684 01:25:06.884 --> 01:25:10.192 my co-host for the evening, Jack Lockhart. 1685 01:25:10.235 --> 01:25:13.499 Jack, would you like to come up and say a few words? 1686 01:25:13.543 --> 01:25:16.589 [applause] 1687 01:25:19.201 --> 01:25:20.332 Thanks, Brandy. 1688 01:25:21.594 --> 01:25:23.596 Um, good evening. Thanks for coming. 1689 01:25:23.640 --> 01:25:25.859 Um, really all I want to say is 1690 01:25:25.903 --> 01:25:28.819 all the credit for this incredible evening goes to Brandy, 1691 01:25:28.862 --> 01:25:31.996 who'’s shown nothing but grace under pressure. 1692 01:25:32.039 --> 01:25:34.390 And, um, getting here wasn'’t easy. 1693 01:25:34.433 --> 01:25:36.174 There were definitely some bumps in the road. 1694 01:25:36.218 --> 01:25:38.133 But when aren'’t there? 1695 01:25:38.176 --> 01:25:40.874 When you'’re in the right car from the right car company, 1696 01:25:40.918 --> 01:25:43.616 with the right people, the ride'’s worth a few bumps, 1697 01:25:43.660 --> 01:25:45.227 and we'’re all here together tonight. 1698 01:25:45.270 --> 01:25:48.273 So, well, heck, happy New Year! 1699 01:25:48.317 --> 01:25:50.362 Have a good evening, everyone! 1700 01:25:50.406 --> 01:25:54.192 [cheering and applause] 1701 01:25:54.236 --> 01:25:55.802 [applause continues] 1702 01:26:14.560 --> 01:26:16.519 When you said there were gonna be bumps in the road, 1703 01:26:16.562 --> 01:26:19.565 you meant the one giant bump, the-- the human 1704 01:26:19.609 --> 01:26:22.220 [over P.A.] lump of-- of pus. 1705 01:26:22.264 --> 01:26:24.266 [Jack] I don'’t think she's gonna give us a hard time anymore 1706 01:26:24.309 --> 01:26:25.789 and nothing she said changes 1707 01:26:25.832 --> 01:26:27.660 how you and I feel about each other. 1708 01:26:27.704 --> 01:26:30.272 Do you think that maybe she might'’ve been right 1709 01:26:30.315 --> 01:26:32.056 about certain things, though? 1710 01:26:33.362 --> 01:26:36.103 I don'’t like Moscato. 1711 01:26:36.147 --> 01:26:38.236 I'’m more of a cheap beer kind of girl. 1712 01:26:38.280 --> 01:26:40.934 Okay. 1713 01:26:40.978 --> 01:26:44.024 -Trip to the liquor store. Problem solved. -Yeah. 1714 01:26:44.068 --> 01:26:46.418 I'’m not that crazy about the shirts you gave me. 1715 01:26:46.462 --> 01:26:48.638 I'’m more of a blue button-down kind of guy. 1716 01:26:48.681 --> 01:26:51.380 That'’s fine. I wasn'’t trying to change you. 1717 01:26:51.423 --> 01:26:55.471 -I don'’t think I wanna move to Los Angeles. -Oh, okay. 1718 01:26:57.647 --> 01:27:00.476 -I think I might want kids. -Mmm... 1719 01:27:00.519 --> 01:27:02.521 [over P.A.] We can talk about that. 1720 01:27:03.827 --> 01:27:05.872 [Brandy] I mean, I don'’t know for sure, 1721 01:27:05.916 --> 01:27:07.961 because I still sprint to the drugstore if the condom breaks, 1722 01:27:08.005 --> 01:27:09.136 for the Plan B pills. 1723 01:27:10.399 --> 01:27:14.794 Um, noted. Better condoms. 1724 01:27:14.838 --> 01:27:16.405 Uh, I don'’t think we'’re gonna have 1725 01:27:16.448 --> 01:27:18.145 to think about that for a few years. 1726 01:27:18.189 --> 01:27:21.018 -And by then, I'’ll be impotent. -Important! 1727 01:27:21.061 --> 01:27:23.803 What is so important about tonight, 1728 01:27:23.847 --> 01:27:26.241 [over P.A.] uh, is the urgent cause 1729 01:27:26.284 --> 01:27:28.678 that we are all here to address, 1730 01:27:28.721 --> 01:27:31.681 our city'’s homeless community. 1731 01:27:31.724 --> 01:27:33.639 So thank you all for your donations, 1732 01:27:33.683 --> 01:27:35.119 -and why don'’t you give yourselves... -What? 1733 01:27:35.162 --> 01:27:36.816 ...another round of applause for that? 1734 01:27:36.860 --> 01:27:38.688 [applause] 1735 01:27:40.777 --> 01:27:43.997 -I would also like to thank Brandy... -[mouthing] What? 1736 01:27:44.041 --> 01:27:47.087 ...for being a true force of nature. 1737 01:27:47.131 --> 01:27:50.090 You all heard what she feels about me. 1738 01:27:50.134 --> 01:27:52.397 I mean, don'’t get me wrong, she, uh, 1739 01:27:52.441 --> 01:27:55.270 really got under my skin. 1740 01:27:55.313 --> 01:27:58.882 I mean, sometimes you just wanna strangle her 1741 01:27:58.925 --> 01:28:00.579 until the breath leaves her body. 1742 01:28:00.623 --> 01:28:02.799 [woman] Oh, that'’s the human lump of pus! 1743 01:28:02.842 --> 01:28:05.497 [laughter] 1744 01:28:05.541 --> 01:28:10.110 But, I mean, you have to respect someone who means what she says, 1745 01:28:10.154 --> 01:28:14.506 means well, and makes the people that I love happy. 1746 01:28:16.247 --> 01:28:17.640 And I think, maybe in another life, 1747 01:28:17.683 --> 01:28:19.772 we might'’ve been friends. 1748 01:28:21.861 --> 01:28:25.430 Uh, '’cause that's what life'’s about, right? 1749 01:28:25.474 --> 01:28:28.303 People and connection. 1750 01:28:29.565 --> 01:28:32.176 I know it'’s getting close to midnight, so, 1751 01:28:32.219 --> 01:28:34.265 why don'’t we put the past behind us 1752 01:28:34.309 --> 01:28:36.833 and say hello to the future? 1753 01:28:37.790 --> 01:28:39.836 -Happy New Year! -[all] Ten, nine... 1754 01:28:39.879 --> 01:28:41.881 So we have a lot of obstacles to overcome. 1755 01:28:41.925 --> 01:28:43.883 -...six, five... -We do. 1756 01:28:43.927 --> 01:28:47.670 ...four, three, two, one! 1757 01:28:47.713 --> 01:28:52.022 -Happy New Year! -[all cheering] 1758 01:29:03.294 --> 01:29:05.992 [soft music] 1759 01:29:20.311 --> 01:29:22.139 [distant car horn honking] 1760 01:29:27.274 --> 01:29:28.711 [car door closing] 1761 01:29:49.819 --> 01:29:53.518 -Still drive that thing? -Yeah. 1762 01:29:54.563 --> 01:29:56.478 If it ain'’t broke, why fix it? 1763 01:30:00.656 --> 01:30:04.355 So, what'’re you doing here? I saw you leaving the bar. 1764 01:30:05.704 --> 01:30:07.402 I realized you-- 1765 01:30:07.445 --> 01:30:09.404 you left something at my place. 1766 01:30:10.317 --> 01:30:12.276 Mmm, no, I don'’t think so. 1767 01:30:12.319 --> 01:30:14.321 Yeah, yeah, you did. 1768 01:30:14.365 --> 01:30:16.019 Pretty sure I didn'’t. 1769 01:30:17.063 --> 01:30:19.152 [chuckling] Then what'’s this? 1770 01:30:19.762 --> 01:30:23.330 Your hairless cat? 1771 01:30:23.374 --> 01:30:24.419 Right.Yeah. 1772 01:30:24.462 --> 01:30:26.072 Thank you.And... 1773 01:30:26.116 --> 01:30:28.640 Mmm-hmm?Your Fabergé egg. 1774 01:30:28.684 --> 01:30:30.512 I was wondering where that went. 1775 01:30:30.555 --> 01:30:34.516 Thank you.Yes, and... 1776 01:30:34.559 --> 01:30:36.474 a limited edition Goblet of Fire. 1777 01:30:36.518 --> 01:30:38.258 Oh, wow.Yeah. 1778 01:30:38.302 --> 01:30:40.043 -Thank you. -Yeah, you'’re welcome. 1779 01:30:40.086 --> 01:30:42.175 You'’re so weird. [chuckling] 1780 01:30:42.219 --> 01:30:44.830 You know, I needed these before I leave. 1781 01:30:44.874 --> 01:30:48.834 Yeah. Africa, huh? 1782 01:30:48.878 --> 01:30:50.749 Yeah.Whoa. 1783 01:30:51.794 --> 01:30:55.014 -That feels sudden. -Yeah. 1784 01:30:55.058 --> 01:30:57.016 Sometimes you just need a change. 1785 01:30:58.017 --> 01:30:59.323 Yeah. 1786 01:31:00.585 --> 01:31:01.891 You know, 1787 01:31:01.934 --> 01:31:04.981 I'’ve always wanted to go to Africa. 1788 01:31:05.024 --> 01:31:08.550 Shoot giraffes. Pictures, photos, yeah. 1789 01:31:08.593 --> 01:31:10.290 Thank you for clarifying. 1790 01:31:11.378 --> 01:31:13.250 How about you take me with you? 1791 01:31:14.164 --> 01:31:15.687 You serious? 1792 01:31:18.081 --> 01:31:20.779 Yeah... I am. 1793 01:31:24.174 --> 01:31:27.220 Now that sounds like a true crime murder mystery. 1794 01:31:27.264 --> 01:31:30.572 -We both go on a safari, but only one of us comes back? -Mmm-hmm. 1795 01:31:30.615 --> 01:31:34.314 Just to be clear, I would be the murderer, and you would be the "murderee," 1796 01:31:34.358 --> 01:31:36.534 because I know 37 different ways that you can poison someone 1797 01:31:36.578 --> 01:31:38.144 without leaving a trace. 1798 01:31:42.975 --> 01:31:44.586 [car horn honking] 1799 01:31:49.155 --> 01:31:51.070 Babe, watch this. 1800 01:31:53.812 --> 01:31:56.119 Hey, kid, you'’re blocking the driveway. 1801 01:31:56.162 --> 01:31:58.034 Dad. 1802 01:31:58.077 --> 01:32:00.384 You break my daughter'’s heart, and I'’ll kill ya. 1803 01:32:00.427 --> 01:32:03.518 Hey, leave them alone. He wants to kiss her. 1804 01:32:04.519 --> 01:32:06.390 God, you ruin everything. 1805 01:32:08.305 --> 01:32:10.568 [Josh] Actually, you ruin everything. 1806 01:32:10.612 --> 01:32:13.919 Seriously, move out of the driveway. Go on, get. 1807 01:32:13.963 --> 01:32:15.834 ♪ ...season That gives me hope♪ 1808 01:32:15.878 --> 01:32:17.836 ♪ There is a reason♪ 1809 01:32:17.880 --> 01:32:20.578 ♪ For all that We'’ve been through♪ 1810 01:32:20.622 --> 01:32:23.320 ♪ That something new'’s Around the corner♪ 1811 01:32:23.363 --> 01:32:25.278 ♪ Everybody'’s laughing♪ 1812 01:32:25.322 --> 01:32:27.585 ♪ Leaving what'’s past There in the past♪ 1813 01:32:27.629 --> 01:32:31.197 ♪ And I'’m so glad I'’m sitting next to you♪ 1814 01:32:31.241 --> 01:32:34.592 ♪ Glad that we had Made it through this year♪ 1815 01:32:34.636 --> 01:32:37.203 ♪ Everybody come together♪ 1816 01:32:37.247 --> 01:32:39.423 ♪ Focus on what matters♪ 1817 01:32:39.466 --> 01:32:41.904 ♪ We don'’t have to be alone♪ 1818 01:32:41.947 --> 01:32:45.211 ♪ We can make this place A home this year♪ 1819 01:32:45.255 --> 01:32:47.649 ♪ No time like the present♪ 1820 01:32:47.692 --> 01:32:50.042 ♪ To lay down our defenses♪ 1821 01:32:50.086 --> 01:32:52.610 ♪ We don'’t have to be alone♪ 1822 01:32:52.654 --> 01:32:55.918 ♪ We can make this place A home this year♪ 1823 01:32:55.961 --> 01:32:58.355 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo♪ 1824 01:32:58.398 --> 01:33:00.618 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo♪ 1825 01:33:00.662 --> 01:33:04.187 ♪ We don'’t have To be alone, oh no♪ 1826 01:33:05.623 --> 01:33:07.756 ♪ No, we'’re dreaming About tomorrow♪ 1827 01:33:07.799 --> 01:33:10.889 ♪ Watching the snow fall Out the window♪ 1828 01:33:10.933 --> 01:33:13.892 ♪ I'’ve got a new ambition No more wishing♪ 1829 01:33:13.936 --> 01:33:17.243 ♪ I'’ll be by your side This year♪ 1830 01:33:17.287 --> 01:33:19.855 ♪ Everybody come together♪ 1831 01:33:19.898 --> 01:33:22.031 ♪ Focus on what matters♪ 1832 01:33:22.074 --> 01:33:24.599 ♪ We don'’t have to be alone♪ 1833 01:33:24.642 --> 01:33:28.603 ♪ We can make this place A home this year♪ 1834 01:33:30.648 --> 01:33:33.259 ♪ Everybody come together♪ 1835 01:33:33.303 --> 01:33:35.305 ♪ Focus on what matters♪ 1836 01:33:35.348 --> 01:33:37.873 ♪ We don'’t have to be alone♪ 1837 01:33:37.916 --> 01:33:41.224 ♪ We can make this place A home this year♪ 1838 01:33:41.267 --> 01:33:43.705 ♪ No time like the present♪ 1839 01:33:43.748 --> 01:33:46.011 ♪ To lay down our defenses♪ 1840 01:33:46.055 --> 01:33:48.579 ♪ We don'’t have to be alone♪ 1841 01:33:48.623 --> 01:33:51.843 ♪ We can make this place A home this year♪ 1842 01:33:51.887 --> 01:33:54.541 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo♪ 1843 01:33:54.585 --> 01:33:56.674 ♪ Doo-doo-doo Doo-doo doo-doo-doo♪ 1844 01:33:56.718 --> 01:34:00.199 ♪ We don'’t have To be alone, oh no♪ 1845 01:34:02.637 --> 01:34:05.161 ♪ Everybody come together♪ 1846 01:34:05.204 --> 01:34:07.380 ♪ Focus on what matters♪ 1847 01:34:07.424 --> 01:34:09.992 ♪ We don'’t have to be alone♪ 1848 01:34:10.035 --> 01:34:13.169 ♪ We can make this place A home this year♪ 1849 01:34:13.212 --> 01:34:15.693 ♪ No time like the present♪ 1850 01:34:15.737 --> 01:34:18.000 ♪ To lay down our defenses♪ 1851 01:34:18.043 --> 01:34:20.698 ♪ We don'’t have to be alone♪ 1852 01:34:20.742 --> 01:34:24.789 ♪ We can make this place A home this year♪ 1853 01:34:26.095 --> 01:34:28.750 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh♪ 1854 01:34:28.793 --> 01:34:32.667 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh♪ 1855 01:34:34.538 --> 01:34:37.715 [song ends]