1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,458 --> 00:00:17,625 - [Announcer] In 1914 it became official. 4 00:00:17,625 --> 00:00:19,708 President Woodrow Wilson signed a proclamation 5 00:00:19,708 --> 00:00:23,292 designated Mother's Day a national holiday. 6 00:00:23,292 --> 00:00:25,542 Mothers cheer across the country as they'll be honored 7 00:00:25,542 --> 00:00:28,083 every year on the second Sunday of May. 8 00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:30,583 Finally, the respect they deserve. 9 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:32,708 Mothers love to dress up and prance around 10 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:34,458 in their favorite hats. 11 00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:37,625 She can compete in the annual Mother's Day log roll. 12 00:00:37,625 --> 00:00:39,375 Always a treat. 13 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:44,125 Send cards, flowers, treats, and candy to mom. 14 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:47,500 Children show their love by serving her breakfast in bed. 15 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:49,792 Don't worry about the dirty dishes kids, 16 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:53,333 mom can always wash them tomorrow. 17 00:00:53,333 --> 00:00:55,750 Why not have a barbecue? 18 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:58,542 Let mom get outdoors for a change. 19 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:01,083 Why make her cook over a hot stove 20 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:04,667 when she could cook over a hot grill instead. 21 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:08,500 Moms give the love that only mothers can give. 22 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:11,875 They hold you in their arms and make you feel safe. 23 00:01:11,875 --> 00:01:15,542 Say a prayer for your mothers welfare on this special day. 24 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:19,583 Remember, a mother is the best thing 25 00:01:19,583 --> 00:01:23,125 to celebrate on Mother's Day. 26 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:28,583 (jazzy music) 27 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:45,250 ♪ M is for the many things she gave me ♪ 28 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:52,125 ♪ O means only that she's growin' old ♪ 29 00:01:54,167 --> 00:01:59,125 ♪ T is for the tears she shed to save me ♪ 30 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:06,625 ♪ H is for her heart that's pure as gold ♪ 31 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:13,458 ♪ E is for her eyes with love light shining ♪ 32 00:02:15,542 --> 00:02:20,542 ♪ R means right, right she'll always be ♪ 33 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:27,583 ♪ Put them all together they spell mother ♪ 34 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:33,250 ♪ That's the word that means the world ♪ 35 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:37,208 ♪ The word that means the world ♪ 36 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:41,625 ♪ The word that means the world to me ♪ 37 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,458 ♪ Yeah ♪ 38 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:52,333 (cake whistles) (cake thunks) 39 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:54,708 (jazzy music) 40 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,708 - I think we should check places in Dumbo. 41 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:19,458 - Forget it, I don't wanna live in an area 42 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:21,500 named after a flying baby elephant. 43 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,708 (Sarah sighs) 44 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:23,917 Besides, I loved that apartment in Tribeca. 45 00:03:23,917 --> 00:03:25,542 Remember, with the elongated toilets? 46 00:03:25,542 --> 00:03:27,625 - Oh my God, will you stop with the elongated toilets. 47 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,292 What is the big deal. 48 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,375 - You just said it, big. They're bigger. 49 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:33,542 More comfortable. Have you ever tried one? 50 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:36,583 - I don't know, it's not something I've thought, 51 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,667 I guess not, no. 52 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:40,708 - Well don't knock it till you try it. 53 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:41,875 Your ass will thank you. 54 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:44,792 - Hey, leave my ass out of this (laughs). 55 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:47,667 The other thing is that apartment is way over our budget. 56 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:49,500 - Come on, not that much. 57 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,875 Plus the kitchen had fantastic granite countertops 58 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:53,583 and all stainless steel appliances. 59 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:55,833 - James, you have to stop watching House Hunters. 60 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:57,583 Please listen to me. 61 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:58,833 Oh no! 62 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,417 - What? Who is it? 63 00:04:00,417 --> 00:04:04,750 - Uh, nobody, I just remembered I left something at work. 64 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:07,333 What? 65 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:09,917 Ah, A report! I have to go get it let's,let's go. 66 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,625 You know what? 67 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:12,833 It could wait. 68 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:15,333 Sarah, what's with you, who is that? - 69 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:18,750 Nobody. Who, what do you mean? 70 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:21,417 - Come on, Sarah, you keep looking over at that woman, 71 00:04:21,417 --> 00:04:22,375 do you know her? 72 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:24,583 - No, no, just sit like that and don't move. 73 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:27,667 - Don't turn around! 74 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:30,333 - Sarah, who is it? 75 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:32,750 - All right, I'll tell you. 76 00:04:33,833 --> 00:04:38,792 It's my mother. 77 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,458 - Wait a minute, you told me your mother was dead. 78 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:45,667 I know. I might've stretched the truth a little. 79 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:46,542 - A little? 80 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:49,458 So whose grave have we been visiting? 81 00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:52,917 - Oh my God, is that you? Sarah? 82 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,792 - Oh, God help me. 83 00:04:54,792 --> 00:04:55,625 - Hi honey! 84 00:04:56,792 --> 00:04:59,333 Oh, Dimp, get over here, you're never gonna believe this. 85 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,042 This is my daughter, Sarah. 86 00:05:01,042 --> 00:05:01,958 - Hi. 87 00:05:01,958 --> 00:05:02,833 - (laughs) Oh. 88 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:04,667 - Hi. - Hi. 89 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:06,625 - Are you kidding? Is this a joke? 90 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:08,333 - Oh, and this is my fiance, Dimpy. 91 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:10,500 - Oh, nice to meet you. 92 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,958 James, this is my mother, Theresa. 93 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:14,708 - Mother Theresa. 94 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:17,542 - Oh yeah, I know, it's fine, just call me Totie. 95 00:05:17,542 --> 00:05:20,667 - This is my fiance James. 96 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,125 - Nice to meet you, Dimpy. 97 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:23,708 - Oh, nice to meet you Jimbo. 98 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:26,667 You know, my real name is John, but once I lost my eye 99 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:28,667 everyone started calling me Dimpy. 100 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:29,542 - Dimpy? 101 00:05:29,542 --> 00:05:30,417 - Yeah, you know, 'cause you lost my eye. 102 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:31,625 - I don't- - yeah, you don't get it, 103 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:34,792 right? A lot of people don't. Yo, are those chocolate chip? 104 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,500 - Okay, you know what honey, - There's nothing to get. 105 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,667 can you go get us some chairs, Dim? 106 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:38,500 - What does your name- 107 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,500 - Hey Jim, why don't you go get 'em. 108 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:41,500 You're up. 109 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,042 - Okay, oh, thank you. So sweet. 110 00:05:45,792 --> 00:05:48,750 - Mom, what are you doing here? 111 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,417 - Well, can't you tell? 112 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,917 We saw The Killers last night at The Garden. 113 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,875 What a show. 114 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:56,000 Dimpy got wasted. 115 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,458 - Killers! I'm the man! 116 00:05:58,458 --> 00:05:59,833 - No, you're not, sit down, eat your cookie. 117 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:00,958 Do you guys like The Killers? 118 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:04,000 (sighs) You know what? You're never gonna believe this 119 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,500 but I was gonna call you today. 120 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,875 - Really? - Yeah. 121 00:06:08,875 --> 00:06:11,792 - After four years you were gonna call me today. 122 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,958 - Yeah, better late than never, right? 123 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:14,875 - Sometimes never is better. 124 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,625 - What? - Hmm? Nothing. 125 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:20,042 Last I heard you were living in Amsterdam? 126 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:21,750 - Oh, yeah, we had to get out of there. 127 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:23,833 Too easy to get high. 128 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:25,750 And you know, I gotta be careful now. 129 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:29,417 In case you didn't notice I got one in the oven. 130 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:30,958 (Theresa and Dimpy laugh) 131 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:33,542 And with this new baby I'm gonna do things right this time. 132 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:34,875 Oh, no offense, sweetie. 133 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:38,167 - Oh, with you Mom I'm way past being offended. 134 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:39,875 - We know it's gonna be a boy 135 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:43,792 so we're gonna name it Stalin, mm-hmm. 136 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:45,750 - You mean like Joseph Stalin? 137 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:48,083 - Yeah, I guess so. I seen it on the History Channel. 138 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:50,042 He was like the head of Russia or something. 139 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:51,458 - He's known as one 140 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:53,000 of the most murderous dictators in history. 141 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,208 - Yeah, whatever, but you gotta admit it's a cool name. 142 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:59,500 - Mom, don't you think maybe you're a little old 143 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,958 for a new baby? No offense, mommy dearest. 144 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:04,500 - Oh honey, don't you worry, this is it, right? 145 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:07,500 I mean we're gonna do safe sex now, right Dimp? 146 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,042 - Oh yeah, that's it. 147 00:07:09,042 --> 00:07:12,125 We were down at the Greenwich Village yesterday 148 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:14,750 and we went to a place called Condomaniacs. 149 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,917 They got all kinds of condoms there. 150 00:07:16,917 --> 00:07:20,542 Glow in the dark, edible ones, all kinds of colors. 151 00:07:20,542 --> 00:07:22,750 I put a green one on, I said "Come on baby, 152 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:25,042 "you're gonna do the big Hulk tonight." (laughs) 153 00:07:25,042 --> 00:07:27,167 - It's more like doin' the medium sized Hulk, honey. 154 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:29,500 - Oh, come on, come one, you loved it. 155 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,958 You know, your mother, she is crazy in bed. 156 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:34,917 When she has an orgasm she whistles 157 00:07:34,917 --> 00:07:36,917 just like this. (whistling) 158 00:07:36,917 --> 00:07:38,792 - Okay, that's a little too much information. 159 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,958 - I think it's great. You know. She's like a tea kettle. 160 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:42,208 I know when she's done. 161 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:44,083 (Theresa and Dimpy laugh) 162 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:45,583 So what's up with you guys? 163 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:47,125 - We are looking for a new apartment. 164 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:49,917 - Oh, new digs! Fantastic! 165 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:53,833 - Yes, it is. We found this really nice place in Tribeca. 166 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:57,792 Bedroom's a good size. I'd like to paint it tan. 167 00:07:57,792 --> 00:07:59,792 Sort of wheat color. 168 00:07:59,792 --> 00:08:02,208 Sarah wants more of a putty or a sand tone 169 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:07,125 but I just think wheat is such a calming color. 170 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:09,250 - Thank you. Thank you. 171 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,083 - For what? 172 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:12,542 - I was constipated but now 173 00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:14,083 you're boring the shit out of me. 174 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:17,542 - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. (laughs) 175 00:08:17,542 --> 00:08:18,625 - [Theresa] (laughing) He's so funny! 176 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:20,833 - Oh come on. No, but seriously I do have to go. 177 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,000 - Okay. - So pardon me, 178 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,500 I gotta go drop a friend and drain the lizard. 179 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,208 - (laughs) He's hilarious. 180 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,792 Do they have a waiter? 181 00:08:29,792 --> 00:08:32,208 You know what, I'm just gonna go grab a coffee okay? 182 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:33,750 I'll be right back kids. 183 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,208 - This is a joke, right? 184 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,208 This is your idea of a practical joke. 185 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:45,792 Okay, ha, ha, ha, ha, very funny. 186 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:48,875 Now can you just pay them or whatever and make them leave. 187 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,083 - No joke. 188 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:52,292 - I refuse to believe that that's your mother. 189 00:08:52,292 --> 00:08:54,208 - I've been trying to do that for years 190 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:56,708 but unfortunately it's true. 191 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,042 - What happened? 192 00:08:58,042 --> 00:09:00,750 She's like Roseanne Barr's obnoxious sister. 193 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,208 - I don't know, okay? 194 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,208 All I can tell you is growing up was hell. 195 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:06,875 I was embarrassed all the time. 196 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:09,000 At my high school graduation she went streaking 197 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,042 through the crowd with one of her many friends. 198 00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:14,000 I mean, thank God I went away to college. 199 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,750 But we only saw each other on holidays 200 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:19,833 and after awhile we just kinda lost touch. 201 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:22,792 I mean this is the first I've seen here in years. 202 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,292 - Wow. 203 00:09:24,292 --> 00:09:27,125 - What a relief, that's much better. 204 00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:32,292 So... 205 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:35,625 - Excuse me, I have to make an important phone call. 206 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:37,125 - What call? 207 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:39,917 - Um...To the vet about the dog. 208 00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:42,000 - What dog? 209 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,625 - Didn't I tell you? I got us a dog. 210 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,875 - Oh, what's his name? 211 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,750 - Um, Justin. 212 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,417 - Oh, like Justin Bieber? 213 00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:50,375 - Exactly, I'm a big fan. 214 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:52,917 - Really? Huh, that's a little weird. 215 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:55,667 - So is Sarah. I did it mostly for her. 216 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:57,583 - Oh that's sweet I guess. 217 00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,125 - I'll be right back. 218 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:00,750 - James. James? 219 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:10,208 So when are you due? 220 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,292 - [Theresa] About two months. 221 00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:13,250 - Mm, you getting by all right? 222 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,667 - Great! 223 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,208 - I mean you and Dimpy, are you getting by okay? 224 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:20,958 - Oh, I'm getting disability and Dimpy he's doing great too. 225 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:23,333 He fixes up cars and sells them on eBay. 226 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:24,750 - Oh, that's exciting! 227 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,833 - Yeah, and now we're moving out to Las Vegas. 228 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:29,250 He has a son that works out there as a dealer. 229 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,083 He's gonna put us up for a little while. 230 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:33,458 And he hooked us up with this casino school 231 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,792 so we're gonna learn how to be dealers too. 232 00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:38,167 There's mega moolah in that. (laughs) 233 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:40,208 But how are you doing? 234 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:41,125 - Fine. 235 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:45,917 - Well, you know your guy, he seems nice, Justin? 236 00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:47,917 - No mom, that's the dog's name. 237 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:52,875 - Oh, well, you know what I say, all men are dogs. (laughs) 238 00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:54,958 Speaking of dogs, how's your father? 239 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,000 Have you heard from him? 240 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,208 - He died two years ago. 241 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:02,958 - Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. 242 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,292 - That's okay, how could you know? 243 00:11:04,292 --> 00:11:06,000 You were too busy getting high in Amsterdam. 244 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,167 - Oh now, Sarah- 245 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,083 - No, you know what, sorry I brought it up. 246 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:10,083 When do you leave for Vegas? 247 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:10,958 - Monday! 248 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,208 You know honey it's a long trip 249 00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:16,000 and we're just a little short on cash. 250 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,208 - How much? 251 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,958 - Now you know this is just a loan. 252 00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:20,125 - How much? 253 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,333 - I don't know, I mean what do you think? 254 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,042 I mean how much do you think- 255 00:11:25,042 --> 00:11:27,167 - I've got $150. 256 00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:31,375 - Do you maybe have your checkbook on you? 257 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,208 - No mom, that's what I have. 258 00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,875 - Okay, okay, no this is great, thanks! 259 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:39,042 Okay, and you know what, as soon as I get to Vegas 260 00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:40,958 You know, I'm gonna wire the money to you. 261 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:42,083 - Sure, sure, okay. 262 00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:44,167 - Okay, and oh, you know, after we get settled in there 263 00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:46,375 maybe you and, and... 264 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,792 - James? 265 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:50,417 - Yeah. You and James, you guys should come out 266 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:53,167 and you know, for a visit, you know? 267 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,875 I mean...Maybe around Christmas time? 268 00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:00,417 - Sure, that'd be great. Who needs a white Christmas? 269 00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:02,375 - Exactly. (laughs) 270 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,167 And you know, I'm also glad I ran into you today 271 00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:09,083 because tomorrow, as you know, is... 272 00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:11,208 - Sunday? 273 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,417 - (laughs) Very funny. It's Mother's Day, all right? 274 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:17,125 And well, I'm gonna go visit your grandmother 275 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,375 and I think that it'd be nice 276 00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:19,958 if you and your fella came along. 277 00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:23,500 - Oh, I don't really know about that. 278 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,083 - Oh, come on, your grandma would love to see you. 279 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,083 - I don't know if your boyfriend's okay. 280 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,333 I found him sleeping on the floor in the men's room. 281 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,917 I got him up, he's washing his face, he seems all right, 282 00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:34,917 but I'm not so sure. 283 00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:36,375 - Did you pass out again? 284 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:37,917 - Again? 285 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:40,208 - Oh yeah, he's got low blood pressure or something. 286 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,125 Sometimes he'll go down anywhere. 287 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,250 - Hey, I didn't pass out. 288 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:46,792 I got sleepy so I decided to lay down. 289 00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,250 - And nothing's more comfortable 290 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,833 than a nice dirty men's room floor? 291 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:53,833 - Hey, I like to sleep and any place will do. 292 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:57,958 You know, sleep is like death without the side effects. 293 00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:59,500 - What does that mean? 294 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,375 - If you don't know I can't explain. 295 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,500 I love that soap from the bathroom. 296 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,083 Smell my hand. - No. 297 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,458 - Mm, everything smells good on me, go ahead smell. 298 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,292 - Stay away from me! 299 00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:09,500 - Whoa, take it easy. 300 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,375 - Okay, you know what we gotta get packing 301 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:13,333 so we can get ready to go but listen, 302 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,333 it was nice to meet you... 303 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,292 - James. 304 00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:18,833 - Right. Okay, don't forget. 305 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,500 You ask him, I'm sure he'll agree it's a good idea. 306 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,500 - Ask me what? 307 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,458 - Nothing. 308 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,958 - It's a Mother's Day surprise. 309 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:26,500 Sarah will tell you all about it. 310 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,583 - I've had enough surprises. 311 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,375 It's more than surprise, it's shocking. 312 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,458 - James, calm down, we'll talk about it later. 313 00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,417 - Okay, you talk about it but we'll expect you. 314 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:36,167 Okay, we're gonna see you later, take care. 315 00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:37,958 - All right, yeah, see ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya. 316 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:39,125 - Yes, you would. 317 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:50,083 I don't like that word expect. What do they expect? 318 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,625 - (sighs) She wants us to go to my grandmother's tomorrow 319 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:53,875 to have a double Mother's Day celebration. 320 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,000 - No! 321 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,250 I cannot, that's a big expect, too much. 322 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,250 - James, I have no intentions of going. 323 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,417 Do you think I want to go? 324 00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:06,000 - I mean do you? No, why would you? 325 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:11,000 - James stop. We're not going so just forget about it. 326 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,542 - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 327 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,250 Maybe we should. 328 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,500 - Did you say maybe we should? 329 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:21,542 - Yeah. Look, I gotta meet all your family sooner or later. 330 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:22,917 Why not get it over with? 331 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,208 Ooh, that didn't sound right. 332 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:27,208 - That's okay, believe me, I understand. 333 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:34,417 (muted Latin music) 334 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,167 - Is your grandmother Spanish? 335 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,917 - No, why? 336 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,958 - Well it's the music. 337 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:53,042 - James, are you absolutely sure you wanna do this? 338 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:55,625 - No. Maybe. 339 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,917 No. 340 00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,083 Sure. Look, we're getting married, I need to meet them. 341 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,042 Let's do it. 342 00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:02,500 - Oh, you must be a masochist. 343 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,250 If you thought my mother was bad that was just a taste. 344 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,000 Prepare yourself. 345 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,583 If you still wanna marry me after this 346 00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:11,125 I will know it's true love. 347 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:14,083 - If you're trying to talk me out of this it's working. 348 00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:30,375 (door knocks) 349 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:35,083 - [Dorothy] It's open, come on in. 350 00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:38,458 (door handle rattles) 351 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:41,125 - I can't open it, I think it's locked. 352 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,708 - [Dorothy] No, it's not. 353 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,333 Try harder, it's never locked. 354 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,500 - Let me try. 355 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,625 (doorknob rattling) (door thumping) 356 00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:50,000 - [Dorothy] Come in already! 357 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,458 What the frick is wrong with you? 358 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:54,125 - I am sorry, we're trying, I really think it's locked. 359 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:56,625 - Oh it's probably stuck, it's not locked. 360 00:15:56,625 --> 00:16:01,625 - Oh, it's locked. Damn, who locked this door? 361 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:06,667 - Hi grandma. Happy Mother's Day. 362 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,208 - Who the hell are you? 363 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:10,125 - Okay, wrong house, let's go. 364 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,125 - Very funny grandma. 365 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,458 It's Sarah, your granddaughter? 366 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,125 - Really, I wouldn't know. 367 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,625 I forgot what she looks like. 368 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,417 I haven't seen her for years. 369 00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:19,167 - Don't exaggerate, I'm sorry. 370 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,708 - Did your mother tell you to come by? 371 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,375 - Oh she- I spoke to her 372 00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:25,250 the other day, she told me she bumped into you. 373 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:29,042 (laughs) Now that's one I really haven't seen in years. 374 00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:30,042 - I know. 375 00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:30,750 - Who's this? 376 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,292 - Oh, sorry! 377 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,292 - Stop saying sorry. 378 00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:39,292 - What? Oh right,sor...um,this is my fiance, James. 379 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,250 - Some fiance, he couldn't even open the door. 380 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,167 - It was locked. 381 00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,375 - It was stuck. 382 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,333 - You said- 383 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,167 - Nevermind, who are these for? 384 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:49,167 - Mom. 385 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:50,333 - How come they're bigger? 386 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,167 - Just a different kind of flower, they grow a little big. 387 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,458 - I'll take these. 388 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,167 Well don't just stand there. 389 00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:05,375 (Latin music continues) 390 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,125 - Where is everybody? 391 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,167 - Lenny and Donny are working, they'll be back 392 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,417 in a little while. 393 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:13,542 Your mother'll be here later to bring the cake. 394 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,375 - Oh! 395 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,708 - So this is the fiance. 396 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,125 - Yes, I met- 397 00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,375 - Hold it, I wanna shut the TV. 398 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:23,167 I started getting into that Telemundo stuff. 399 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,500 I don't know why, I can't understand a word they're saying. 400 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,458 But I'm crazy about the music. 401 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:31,625 And the women, they are just fantastic looking. 402 00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,750 You like 'em, huh? 403 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,250 Well it's (laughs)- 404 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,542 - It's okay, even though you're getting married 405 00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:41,333 you can look, just don't touch. 406 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,375 - Okay. - Grandma, stop. 407 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:43,583 - Do you have a job? 408 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,333 - Yes I work- - I don't care where. 409 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,417 As long as you have a job. 410 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,667 You want something to drink? 411 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,542 - Sure. 412 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:50,917 - Would you like Tang? 413 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:54,125 - I'm not sure what that is. 414 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,542 - What are you, un-American? 415 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:59,625 That's the drink of the astronauts! We love it! 416 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:03,625 Well, Totie'll be by with something else soon. 417 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,583 - Is the cake here? 418 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,917 - Oh no, not yet, but your niece is. 419 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:10,667 - Holy jump up and sit down. 420 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,250 Look who it is? 421 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:14,917 We're gonna have a regular reunion. 422 00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:17,542 First Totie comes by who I haven't seen in years 423 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:18,875 and now little Sarah. 424 00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,458 - Yeah, it's been awhile. 425 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:25,458 I'm sorry, I mean, I apologize for that. 426 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:26,833 How are you? 427 00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:27,958 - Where's the cake? 428 00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:30,792 - Calm down, Totie'll be here soon. 429 00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:34,458 - Uncle Lenny, this is my fiance, James. 430 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,292 - Hey James, how they hangin'? 431 00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:37,917 - Very well, thank you, how are yours. 432 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,250 I mean, how are you? 433 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,458 - Great, couldn't be better. 434 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,875 - Really, I wish I could say that. 435 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:45,958 - Uncle Donny, James. 436 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,625 - Well the prodigal niece has returned. 437 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:50,208 - Hello James the fiance. 438 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:53,625 "James the Fiance" that would make a good title. 439 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:54,792 - Nice to meet you. 440 00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:57,458 - Hey Sarah, guess where we're workin'? 441 00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:01,292 - A comic book store? 442 00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:03,292 - We're playing super heroes on Times Square. 443 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:06,833 - Oh! Oh, I didn't recognize your costume. 444 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,333 Well, check this out. 445 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:12,917 (epic music) I'm Mesh Man! 446 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:15,583 And I'm That Man. 447 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,875 - You mean Batman. 448 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:18,750 (deflated music) 449 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,417 - They were all out of Batman costumes 450 00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:22,750 so I got That Man. 451 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:23,917 What is That Man? 452 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:27,333 That Man is like Batman, only it's That Man. 453 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,625 - What does that mean? 454 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,000 - It's like- - Forget it Donny, 455 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,292 he doesn't understand, he doesn't get it. 456 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:34,208 - Wait a minute. 457 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,417 - I wanted to be Spider Man 458 00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:36,750 but this is the closest they had. 459 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,500 - Donny wanted Batman. 460 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,375 But I don't know how you call Batman a superhero, 461 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:41,667 he has no superpowers. 462 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,500 Spider Man would kick his ass. 463 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,583 - Batman is rich, smarter, and better looking. 464 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,375 - He's all about the gadgets. 465 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,708 - I'm not gonna debate with someone who's just wrong. 466 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:54,375 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm feeling weak 467 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:57,375 and I must retire and do more preparation. 468 00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:59,542 - Are you okay? 469 00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:02,250 - Totie's bringing cake and he can't have none. 470 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,208 - Don't mention that. 471 00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,000 - He has to get a pipe up his butt tomorrow 472 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,250 so he can't eat anything. 473 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,792 - A pipe? 474 00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,250 - I'm going for a colonoscopy and I'm supposed to fast 475 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,667 a whole day before. 476 00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:12,833 I can't eat anything. 477 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:15,625 I had to lie down in the hallway and give myself an enema. 478 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,583 Sort of clean house. 479 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,000 - Wait, why the hallway? 480 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,375 - Bed was too soft. 481 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,375 I couldn't get the right angle, you know? 482 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,375 So I had to get a hard surface. 483 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,250 - Okay, that's a little too much information. 484 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,458 - Well, she asked. 485 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,708 And I have to drink this lemon laxative mix, 486 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,750 it's thick like oil. 487 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,333 I have to drink a gallon of it. 488 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,750 - Ask him where he's getting it done. 489 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:37,625 - Trenton. 490 00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:38,583 - Isn't that insane? 491 00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:39,958 - Why all the way down there? 492 00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,667 - He has a friend who's a doctor 493 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,583 and he's giving it to him for his birthday present. 494 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,958 - You're getting a colonoscopy as a birthday gift? 495 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,750 - Well he said I'm at that certain age 496 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,083 I should have one done. 497 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,083 So he's giving me one as a gift. 498 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:55,083 And then after the procedure he'd treating me to dinner. 499 00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:59,375 - First he cleans him out, then he fills him up. 500 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,708 - And you don't think that's an unusual gift? 501 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,958 - Not at all. He's thinking about my health 502 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,083 and it's the thought that counts 503 00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,917 so I think his heart is in the right place. 504 00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,625 - I think there's something wrong with the guy. 505 00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:10,458 - He's a good doctor. 506 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:11,750 - Tell 'em what he did last exam. 507 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,083 - Don't, no, no. 508 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,792 - While he was checking his butt 509 00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:16,792 he started combing Donny's hair. That can't be right! 510 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:20,125 - He said it was part, He said it was part of the procedure. 511 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,000 You know. To keep me calm. 512 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,875 It makes sense doesn't it? 513 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,458 - Oh yeah, sure. 514 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,792 - Knock it off, come sit down. 515 00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:29,958 Totie'll be here soon with the cake. 516 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:32,792 (whimsical music) 517 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,750 - So grandma, how are you doing? 518 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,917 I mean without grandpa. 519 00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:45,875 - She's great. We buried him in the backyard. 520 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,375 - What? 521 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:48,458 - Yeah, come on, look. 522 00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:58,792 See the big "Daddy" sign out there? 523 00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,500 That's where we put him. 524 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,667 - Is that even legal? 525 00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:03,792 - This is America, everything's legal. 526 00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:05,000 - No it's not. 527 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,833 - If you have enough money and know the right people it is. 528 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,875 - I thought you had him cremated. 529 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:15,667 - We did, we kept him in a mayonnaise jar for awhile 530 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,500 on the shelf till mom said bury him in the yard. 531 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,958 - I was sick of him hanging around when he was alive. 532 00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:23,625 Why would I want him around when he's dead? 533 00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,417 - I think he's happier out there. 534 00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:29,000 You know with the fresh air, the birds and everything. 535 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,458 Still, I wish he was here (sobs). 536 00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:36,958 Anyway, enough of that, this is a celebration. 537 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:39,042 It's Mother's Day so let's celebrate! 538 00:22:39,042 --> 00:22:40,833 Jim, you ever had any homemade vodka? 539 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:42,208 - I don't think so. 540 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,958 - Well come on in the kitchen, we'll fix you up. 541 00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:45,875 - Ooh, I don't know if that's a good idea. 542 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:47,958 James isn't much of a drinker. 543 00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:49,458 - Yeah, but this is pure stuff. 544 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:51,833 It's the elixir of the gods. 545 00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:52,958 Come on! 546 00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:54,125 - Okay, I guess so. 547 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,417 - Hey Donny! Get out here, we're gonna hit the hooch! 548 00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:06,625 - Aren't you supposed to fast, like not have anything? 549 00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:08,208 - The doctor said just liquids. 550 00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:09,708 I'll put a few shots in here, 551 00:23:09,708 --> 00:23:11,833 I'll make a colosto cocktail. 552 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:14,000 - You're gonna drink vodka in your pajamas? 553 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,917 - They're not pajamas, it's lounge wear. 554 00:23:15,917 --> 00:23:17,625 I told you that, it's lounge wear. 555 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,917 - Whatever, whatever. 556 00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:24,625 Mom, quick, cover your ears. (loud sneeze) 557 00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:26,750 - Oh my God, what was that? 558 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,042 - Believe it or not that was a sneeze. 559 00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:29,958 It terrifies the life out of grandma 560 00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:32,167 so she said he has to warn everybody ahead of time. 561 00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:35,208 - Well it didn't work, you scared me half to death. 562 00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,750 Next time just say you're going to sneeze. 563 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:39,792 (guitar twangs) - Vodka time! 564 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:40,625 - All right! 565 00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:42,708 - Careful. 566 00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:52,750 - Okay, before we start I have to ask you a question. 567 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:56,250 Who do you like better, Mickey Mouse or Jesus? 568 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:59,583 (bass twangs) 569 00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:01,792 - I like them both. 570 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,792 - That's the right answer. Now we can drink. 571 00:24:07,792 --> 00:24:09,000 (bottle thunks) 572 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,792 - Whoa, that's a heavy duty bottle. 573 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:14,125 - This is steel, baby. We have to use it. 574 00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:18,792 This is potent stuff. Here you go. 575 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,833 This'll put hair on your chest. 576 00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,917 Second shot, turn 'em gray. 577 00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:25,167 To Sarah and James the happy couple. 578 00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:28,083 (bass twangs) 579 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,042 - Oh, mommy, help me. 580 00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:32,792 - Good, huh? - You feel the burn? 581 00:24:32,792 --> 00:24:35,125 This is the fuel for the fire in all of us. 582 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:38,000 Finish it. (bass twangs) 583 00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:40,500 - Ooh. 584 00:24:44,792 --> 00:24:45,875 - I just hope he'll be okay, 585 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:48,333 he's not used to drinking vodka. 586 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,583 (door knocks) 587 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:53,292 - Come on in, it's open. (door creaks) 588 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:55,875 - Dorth, guess what? 589 00:24:55,875 --> 00:25:00,042 My grandson Timmy just got a deer at 13 years old 590 00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:02,667 and he shot his first deer! 591 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,167 - That's great. 592 00:25:04,167 --> 00:25:06,833 You know what else is shot? My liver. 593 00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:07,958 - What? 594 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:10,208 - My liver, I only have 10% of it working, I'm dying. 595 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,250 - Is that true? 596 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:15,708 - Sarah honey, hi, how are you? Come give me a hug. (squeals) 597 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:16,958 - Hi Aunt Sunny. 598 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:21,042 Don't you think that's wrong teaching a kid 599 00:25:21,042 --> 00:25:22,583 to kill an innocent animal? 600 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:24,250 - Well you gotta thin the heard. 601 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:25,250 - Yeah, but. 602 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,833 - Who's gonna do it? You? 603 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,875 They'll take over all the backyards in America. 604 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,292 If you don't kill 'em... 605 00:25:30,292 --> 00:25:32,750 - Are you saying my granddaughter couldn't kill a deer? 606 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:34,375 - I don't want to kill a deer. 607 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:37,000 - Oh she's talking about an innocent animal. 608 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,583 - Well it is. 609 00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:41,917 - She could kill a wolf or a bear if she wants to. 610 00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:43,250 - Oh please. 611 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,583 - This is an insane conversation. 612 00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:48,583 - And she's right, it is an innocent animal. 613 00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:51,792 Your grandson killed Bambi. 614 00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:56,042 - They're full of ticks, did you know that? 615 00:25:56,042 --> 00:25:58,208 My daughter will never walk properly 616 00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,750 because of a tick bite. 617 00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:01,292 She has Lyme disease. 618 00:26:01,292 --> 00:26:03,833 When did your daughter ever walk properly? 619 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,625 She's been a mess since birth. 620 00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,083 She didn't get a tick bite. 621 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:08,083 You bit her. 622 00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:08,833 - What? 623 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,208 - You heard me. - No, I didn't. 624 00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:11,083 - What? 625 00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:12,792 - You talk to low, I didn't hear you. 626 00:26:12,792 --> 00:26:14,125 - I do not! 627 00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:16,208 - Now I can hear you when you talk like that. 628 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:17,917 - That's the way I always talk. 629 00:26:17,917 --> 00:26:19,083 - No it isn't. 630 00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:20,417 - There's something wrong with your ears. 631 00:26:20,417 --> 00:26:22,292 - Oh, I know, I have ear problems. 632 00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:23,708 I can't hear so well. 633 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:27,042 Anyway, my daughter will never be the same 634 00:26:27,042 --> 00:26:29,250 because of a deer and a tick bite. 635 00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:30,917 She's not well. 636 00:26:30,917 --> 00:26:33,625 - Forget about the tick bite, what about me? 637 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:35,167 I'm not well. 638 00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:38,083 I have diabetes, I'm worried sick. 639 00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:42,292 - What about my arthritis? I'm taking all kinds of pills. 640 00:26:42,292 --> 00:26:44,625 Look at all of these prescriptions. 641 00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:49,125 My doctor says it's starting in my little finger. 642 00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:51,083 - Oh there's nothing wrong with your little finger. 643 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:53,958 And don't forget, they had to rush me to the hospital 644 00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:57,250 last month because my heart stopped and they don't know why! 645 00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:00,333 I have low blood potassium. 646 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:03,667 I have to eat 16 bananas a day 647 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:07,208 just to keep my potassium levels normal. 648 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,292 - No you don't, you take tablets. 649 00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:12,000 - Tablets don't work. 16 a day! 650 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,792 Ask the doctor if you don't believe me. 651 00:27:14,792 --> 00:27:17,208 - You're lucky you don't have IBS. 652 00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:18,833 - PBS? I don't even have cable! 653 00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:20,875 - Not PBS. 654 00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:23,417 - Hey Aunt Sunny, how come these say Olga on here? 655 00:27:23,417 --> 00:27:25,000 - Oh, that's my real name. 656 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,083 I never really liked it, 657 00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:29,833 it didn't suit my bright and cheery disposition 658 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:32,333 so I renamed myself Sunny. 659 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:33,458 - You're kidding, right? 660 00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:36,167 - And don't forget about my husband, Fred. 661 00:27:36,167 --> 00:27:37,833 I have to take him everywhere now 662 00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:39,042 because he can't drive anymore. 663 00:27:39,042 --> 00:27:41,000 Be thankful you have a husband. 664 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,917 My husband is dead. 665 00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:46,167 - Oh, I know he's dead, don't rub that in my face. 666 00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:48,458 All your complaining probably killed him. 667 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:49,833 - Hey, Aunt Sunny, take it easy. 668 00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:53,750 - Get out! How dare you say that to me? 669 00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:55,000 - It's a joke, I'm joking! 670 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000 - Get out! 671 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,375 - Sarah, tell her I'm joking. 672 00:27:57,375 --> 00:28:00,125 - Get out before I smash your face in. 673 00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:04,083 - I'm going, I'm going. (whimsical music) 674 00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:07,292 I'm late for my hairdresser appointment anyway. 675 00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:08,208 Bye Sarah. 676 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,417 - And don't you dare come back 677 00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:12,042 in this house again until you apologize. 678 00:28:12,042 --> 00:28:15,833 Ooh, she drives me crazy! (sobs) 679 00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:17,750 - Don't let her get to you, are you all right 680 00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:19,750 with your liver and diabetes? 681 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:20,417 - Huh? 682 00:28:21,417 --> 00:28:23,125 Oh yeah (laughs). 683 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:26,042 I just make that stuff up to aggravate her. 684 00:28:26,042 --> 00:28:28,250 Oh she drives me crazy. 685 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,375 - Just try and stay calm. 686 00:28:33,292 --> 00:28:34,417 - You know, we're the only animals 687 00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:36,458 that drink other animals milk. 688 00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:38,083 Think about that. 689 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,000 - I don't want to. 690 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,375 - Hey Jim, can I ask you something about underwear? 691 00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:43,375 - Yeah. 692 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:44,417 - What kind do you wear? 693 00:28:44,417 --> 00:28:45,375 - Boxers. 694 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,000 - Cotton? - Yeah. 695 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 - Do you like them 50% polyester and 50% cotton? 696 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,917 - No. 697 00:28:49,917 --> 00:28:51,083 - I don't think I do either. 698 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,458 It's confusing buying underwear. 699 00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:55,125 Some are 50/50, some are 60/40. 700 00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:56,500 It's hard to find all cotton. 701 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:57,875 - I feel your pain. 702 00:28:57,875 --> 00:29:00,917 Life can be extremely tricky sometimes. 703 00:29:00,917 --> 00:29:02,458 - Ever see those boxer jockey? 704 00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:04,917 They're kinda half boxer, half jockey. 705 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:07,167 Kind of tight, but not so. 706 00:29:07,167 --> 00:29:08,417 You mind if I show you my underwear? 707 00:29:08,417 --> 00:29:09,417 - Yes, I do. 708 00:29:09,417 --> 00:29:10,958 - I wanna see what you think. 709 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,458 - You got apes on your underwear. 710 00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:15,000 - I love apes. 711 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,917 And fact I'm a big "Planet of the Apes" fan. 712 00:29:16,917 --> 00:29:17,958 - Wear did you get those? 713 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:19,917 - I don't know, mom bought 'em. 714 00:29:19,917 --> 00:29:21,958 She said I should start wearing boxers. 715 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:23,458 Said it's healthier for my package. 716 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:24,917 What do you think of these? 717 00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:26,417 - Yeah, they're good. 718 00:29:26,417 --> 00:29:28,958 However what makes 'em great is 719 00:29:28,958 --> 00:29:30,833 you got apes on your underwear. 720 00:29:30,833 --> 00:29:33,125 "Planet of the Apes" is one of my favorite movies. 721 00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:34,500 I'd like to get myself a pair of those. 722 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,417 - Hey Donny, did you hear what he said? "However". 723 00:29:37,417 --> 00:29:39,958 - It's funny. Who says "however"? 724 00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:41,542 - These are nice. 725 00:29:41,542 --> 00:29:44,417 However they're a little too long and boxy. 726 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:47,375 - However some are more short. 727 00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:51,417 And however, not so boxy. 728 00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:53,125 - Okay, enough with the however. 729 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,458 - I wonder if you could do me a favor. 730 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:58,500 Totie was supposed to take me shopping 731 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:01,458 for a pantsuit (laughs), God knows where she is. 732 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:03,250 Would you mind running me over? 733 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:06,125 - Oh, yeah, I guess so, just let me go get James. 734 00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:07,250 - Oh let them be. 735 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,542 He's having such a good time with my boys. 736 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:12,292 Male bonding I guess they call it. 737 00:30:12,292 --> 00:30:13,250 - I guess so. 738 00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:14,958 - (laughs) Sounds gay to me. 739 00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:16,125 - Okay. (bass twangs) 740 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:18,500 I'm just gonna to tell him we're leaving. 741 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:21,000 - Wow that feels nice, is that nice, is that silk? 742 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,042 - What the hell, what is going on in here? 743 00:30:23,042 --> 00:30:25,000 - Look, I'm turning gray. 744 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,167 - Nevermind that, why is Uncle Lenny without pants 745 00:30:27,167 --> 00:30:29,000 and why are you touching his underwear? 746 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,250 - He's showing me his apes boxers. 747 00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:33,375 Pretty cool, right? I love the "Planet of the Apes". 748 00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:34,917 Honey, can you get me a pair of these? 749 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:38,042 - Stop touching him! Are you okay? 750 00:30:38,042 --> 00:30:39,500 - Couldn't be better. 751 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:42,250 - Yeah, I doubt that. 752 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,542 Look, I'm going to the store with grandma, 753 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:46,667 we'll be back soon. 754 00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:48,292 - Have fun. 755 00:30:48,292 --> 00:30:53,000 (hisses) Attention shoppers, I'm drinking vodka (hisses). 756 00:30:54,375 --> 00:30:56,292 - James are you absolutely sure you're going to be okay? 757 00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:58,208 You're not used to drinking hard liquor. 758 00:30:58,208 --> 00:31:00,208 - This is different. It's homemade. 759 00:31:00,208 --> 00:31:03,042 It's pure nectar. From the potato gods. 760 00:31:03,042 --> 00:31:04,917 - So I heard. 761 00:31:04,917 --> 00:31:07,083 Donny, are you sure you should be drinking this 762 00:31:07,083 --> 00:31:08,583 before your colonoscopy? 763 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:12,375 - It's okay. It makes the lemon laxative stuff taste great. 764 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,708 Also, it might clean me out a little faster. 765 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,208 I may have a little trouble controlling my sphincter muscle 766 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,542 so just in case I'm wearing adult diapers. 767 00:31:19,542 --> 00:31:21,000 - Are you serious? 768 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,250 - Wanna see? 769 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,917 - No, God! No, stop! 770 00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:26,375 Why do you have to share this information with me? 771 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:27,542 - You asked. 772 00:31:27,542 --> 00:31:31,458 - James, are you sure you're going to be okay. 773 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,292 - I'm dandy. 774 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:37,917 (descending bass notes) 775 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,417 - I shouldn't leave him alone, 776 00:31:42,417 --> 00:31:44,375 I've got a bad feeling about this. 777 00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:45,375 - He'll be fine. 778 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:49,292 Come one, get me to the store before it closes. 779 00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:53,208 (whimsical music) 780 00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:56,750 - Hey Jim, you hungry? You want some forever stew? 781 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,167 - [James] What's that? 782 00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:00,250 - It's a pot of stew that's never empty. 783 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:02,583 First we eat some, then we add some ingredients 784 00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:04,417 and put it back in the refrigerator 785 00:32:04,417 --> 00:32:06,208 and then we take it the next day 786 00:32:06,208 --> 00:32:08,250 and add more ingredients every day. 787 00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:10,042 - That can't be sanitary. 788 00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:14,458 - Who cares? It never goes away. 789 00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:16,583 Besides, doctors say once in awhile 790 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,375 a little E. Coli is good for you. 791 00:32:18,375 --> 00:32:19,667 - I don't think that's true. 792 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:26,292 - (lips smack) Mm. That's good eatin'. 793 00:32:27,417 --> 00:32:29,417 Watch this, I used to be a juggler. 794 00:32:29,417 --> 00:32:30,542 - Show him, Donny. 795 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,000 Whoa! 796 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:34,750 - Oh. (spoon clacks) 797 00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:35,625 - Thanks. 798 00:32:35,625 --> 00:32:36,542 - No problem. 799 00:32:36,542 --> 00:32:37,542 - What's that supposed to mean? 800 00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:38,708 - What? 801 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,458 - You said, "No problem," could there have been a problem? 802 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,417 - No, I gave you the spoon, it's a figure of speech. 803 00:32:42,417 --> 00:32:45,000 - No, you said,'cause you said, "No problem," which leads me 804 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,208 to believe that maybe there have been problems in the past. 805 00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:49,042 - Nah, dude, never. 806 00:32:49,042 --> 00:32:51,458 - Don't you disrespect me for who I am 807 00:32:51,458 --> 00:32:52,625 or who I might be. 808 00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:54,125 - I would never do that. 809 00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:58,708 I just pick up spoons sometimes. 810 00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:01,708 - (laughing) Relax man, we're just messing with you. 811 00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:04,333 Yo, relax, what's wrong? 812 00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:07,167 - I'm a negaholic. 813 00:33:07,167 --> 00:33:08,458 - What's that? 814 00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,542 - I'm addicted to being negative. 815 00:33:12,542 --> 00:33:14,625 - Cheer up, it's a beautiful day. 816 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,458 We're sitting around having some drinks. 817 00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:18,333 - Yeah, but it's supposed to rain later 818 00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:19,792 and I just washed my car. 819 00:33:19,792 --> 00:33:21,375 - Shut up and drink. 820 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:29,333 - Oh. (men sighing) 821 00:33:32,167 --> 00:33:34,542 - Lenny, it's time for the vodka dance. 822 00:33:34,542 --> 00:33:35,708 Show him how it's done. 823 00:33:36,792 --> 00:33:38,500 ♪ Vodka, vodka, vodka ♪ 824 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,250 ♪ Vodka, vodka, vodka ♪ 825 00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:41,750 ♪ Vodka, vodka, vodka ♪ 826 00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:43,333 ♪ Vodka, vodka, vodka ♪ 827 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:44,750 ♪ The vodka goes in ♪ 828 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:46,292 ♪ The vodka goes out ♪ 829 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:47,667 ♪ The vodka goes in ♪ 830 00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:49,250 ♪ The vodka goes out ♪ 831 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:50,625 ♪ The vodka goes in ♪ 832 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:52,125 ♪ The vodka goes- ♪ 833 00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:54,417 - Wait, hey, wait a minute, what's the beat box? 834 00:33:54,417 --> 00:33:55,625 What is that? 835 00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:56,542 - Pft. 836 00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:59,417 - The vodka go, come on, vodka, vodka, vodka. 837 00:33:59,417 --> 00:34:00,375 - The vodka goes in. 838 00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:01,250 - The vodka goes out. - Vodka, vodka, vodka! 839 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:05,042 - Vodka. All right. - The vodka goes... 840 00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:10,208 (mellow music) 841 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:14,833 - I like this. 842 00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:17,250 - Good, okay, why don't you try it on in the dressing room. 843 00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:18,667 I think they're right there. 844 00:34:18,667 --> 00:34:20,417 - Oh that's okay, I'll just slip it on right here. 845 00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:22,250 - What, no, not here, in the dressing room. 846 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,792 - Why, what's the difference? 847 00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:25,417 - You can't just do a strip tease right here 848 00:34:25,417 --> 00:34:26,333 in the middle of the store. 849 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,167 - Nobody's gonna care about an old woman 850 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,667 taking off her clothes. (laughs) 851 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:31,250 Unless they're some kind of pervert. 852 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,458 - Okay. 853 00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:35,500 - Oh come on, give me your hand so I don't fall on my face. 854 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,917 - Since you're such a big "Planet of the Apes" fan 855 00:34:37,917 --> 00:34:39,917 I wonder if you've ever seen one of these? 856 00:34:39,917 --> 00:34:41,417 - Oh, what's that? 857 00:34:41,417 --> 00:34:42,583 - Check this out. 858 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:45,292 All the "Planet of the Apes" movies right here. 859 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,208 - You keep them in his head? 860 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:48,500 How great is that? 861 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,583 - Yeah. 862 00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:51,208 - Do you have the one that Tim Burton directed? 863 00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:55,125 - No. Don't ever mention that movie again. 864 00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:56,292 - Okay. 865 00:34:56,292 --> 00:34:57,708 - If you do, we'll have to hurt you 866 00:34:57,708 --> 00:34:59,667 and then you'll have to leave, understand? 867 00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:00,625 - Okay. 868 00:35:00,625 --> 00:35:02,750 - We're serious. You understand? 869 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:03,833 Capiche? 870 00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:04,708 - Yes! - Verstehen? 871 00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:06,333 - Okay. Okay. 872 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:10,292 What about "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"? 873 00:35:10,292 --> 00:35:11,292 - Oh that's great. 874 00:35:11,292 --> 00:35:14,375 - We love that one, fantastic. - Fantastic. 875 00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:15,833 (bass twanging) 876 00:35:15,833 --> 00:35:17,458 - Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. 877 00:35:18,792 --> 00:35:21,417 Excuse me, ma'am? You cannot undress here. 878 00:35:21,417 --> 00:35:23,333 You have to change in the dressing room. 879 00:35:23,333 --> 00:35:26,292 - Don't tell me what to do, I'll whack you in the face. 880 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,167 - What? 881 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:27,917 - You heard me. 882 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,333 - Don't talk to me like that. 883 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:33,458 - Oh, I'm sorry, how about take a hike, girl! 884 00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:34,708 Is that all right? Is that better? 885 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:36,417 - Okay, you know what? 886 00:35:36,417 --> 00:35:37,625 I don't get paid enough for this. 887 00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:39,375 I'm gonna get the owner of the store. 888 00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:41,792 - Oh, the owner, oh, I'm afraid. 889 00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:43,625 - Grandma, stop. 890 00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:45,875 - Do I have to whack you too to get you- 891 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,500 - All right, all right, what seems to be the problem ma'am? 892 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,667 - I don't have a problem. 893 00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:51,333 She has the problem. - Don't touch me. 894 00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:52,750 - All right, all right, that's enough. 895 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:53,917 You can't touch her like that, ma'am, 896 00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:56,750 and you can't stand around with no clothes on in my store. 897 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:58,292 - Why, am I turning you on? 898 00:35:58,292 --> 00:36:00,417 - Oh please, you're just being vulgar now ma'am. 899 00:36:00,417 --> 00:36:02,667 - You want vulgar? Look in a mirror. 900 00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:04,542 - Okay, all right, that's it. 901 00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:05,750 Police station's two blocks away 902 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:06,750 don't make me call. 903 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,417 - When I say run, run. 904 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:11,333 - What, no, just put your pants on and we'll leave. 905 00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:12,833 - Nobody tells me what to do. 906 00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,958 - Ma'am, ma'am, please just go. 907 00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:16,708 We'll forget the whole thing. 908 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,292 - Ow! You hurt my arm. 909 00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:19,958 You should be ashamed of yourself 910 00:36:19,958 --> 00:36:21,500 picking on a little old lady. 911 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,333 - Ow! Jeez! - Run! 912 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:26,250 - Oh no. I'm sorry, I just- 913 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,083 - Allright, alright! That's it. Sheila, Sheila call...call the police. 914 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:29,917 - No, no, no, no don't. Oh my God. 915 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:37,542 - What are you in training for, the Olympics? 916 00:36:37,542 --> 00:36:39,292 - Hurry up, they'll be coming out any second. 917 00:36:39,292 --> 00:36:41,250 Oh my God, how did this happen? 918 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:44,250 Where are they? God, God, God, I can't go to jail! 919 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:46,000 - Nobody's going to jail. (laughs) 920 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,500 (car alarm beeps) 921 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,708 - Get in! Get in! 922 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:52,667 - It's locked. 923 00:36:52,667 --> 00:36:54,625 - Oh my God, what's wrong with you, stupid old woman? 924 00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:55,958 - Get in the car! - It's locked! 925 00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:57,833 It's unlocked! 926 00:36:57,833 --> 00:36:59,917 (sighs) Oh my God. 927 00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:01,375 - What's wrong with you, girl? 928 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,292 Is this some kinda payback? 929 00:37:03,292 --> 00:37:06,083 - Why can't I do this? Oh my God. 930 00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:07,542 Do you think they're gonna send the cops after us? 931 00:37:07,542 --> 00:37:08,917 They're probably getting my license plate number 932 00:37:08,917 --> 00:37:10,833 as we speak, oh my God, we have to get outta here! 933 00:37:10,833 --> 00:37:12,583 - Nothings gonna happen. 934 00:37:12,583 --> 00:37:13,750 (Sarah grunts) 935 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:15,292 Here, have LifeSaver. 936 00:37:15,292 --> 00:37:17,417 It'll calm you down. 937 00:37:17,417 --> 00:37:19,417 - Calm me down? Are they laced with Xanax? 938 00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:21,333 If not I don't think they're going to help. 939 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:23,000 - They're called LifeSavers. 940 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,292 - (laughing) Oh my God. 941 00:37:27,292 --> 00:37:28,625 - What did we do wrong? 942 00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:30,875 We ran out of a store. We didn't take anything. 943 00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:33,458 The owner'll be glad we're gone. 944 00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:34,500 He'll...eh...he'll be happy. 945 00:37:36,292 --> 00:37:38,000 He'll forget all about it. 946 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,583 Now can we go home? 947 00:37:41,542 --> 00:37:42,417 - Okay. 948 00:37:42,417 --> 00:37:43,667 (mellow music) 949 00:37:43,667 --> 00:37:45,417 - Better? 950 00:37:45,417 --> 00:37:46,250 - Yes. 951 00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:49,542 - They're called LifeSavers. 952 00:37:57,792 --> 00:38:01,875 (chaotic bass music and drums) 953 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,875 - Stand back or I'll kill this gorilla! 954 00:38:10,875 --> 00:38:13,000 - Please don't! He's my husband! 955 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,458 - Okay, okay, calm down. 956 00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:20,458 - You tell your ape boss I want 50,000 in cash. 957 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,375 - He won't go for that. 958 00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:26,333 - Then you're gonna have one very dead monkey 959 00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:28,375 on your hands. (growls) 960 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:29,458 (record scratching) - Hey, take it easy! 961 00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:30,792 I keep the DVDs in there! 962 00:38:30,792 --> 00:38:32,792 - Oh, sorry. (knife thunks) 963 00:38:32,792 --> 00:38:35,667 (whimsical music) 964 00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:40,042 - Do you think Totie will be back at the house? 965 00:38:40,042 --> 00:38:41,667 - I don't know. 966 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:45,375 I just hope the cops won't be there when we get back. 967 00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:47,667 - What? You said, I thought- 968 00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:50,667 - (laughs) Oh, calm down. I'm just messin' with you. 969 00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:51,708 (Sarah sighs) 970 00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:52,958 Where's your sense of humor? 971 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:55,500 - Gone. I left it at the parking lot. 972 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,500 I'm all outta humor, don't do that to me. 973 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:58,625 - Okay, okay. 974 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:03,000 (whimsical music) 975 00:39:08,542 --> 00:39:10,875 Where is everybody? 976 00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:12,833 (James screaming) (water spraying) 977 00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:17,833 - [James] Oh God! (screaming) 978 00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:28,542 Oh God! Oh God, it's insanity! 979 00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:29,542 - Oh my God! 980 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,792 - Oh God! - What are you doing to him? 981 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:38,500 - It's insanity! 982 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,458 (water spraying) What have you done to the world? 983 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:42,500 You left up only the monuments! 984 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,583 What a weird choice! 985 00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:46,875 - More disgusting humans! - Get her! 986 00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:48,167 - Don't you dare! 987 00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:49,542 I will grab that hose 988 00:39:49,542 --> 00:39:51,208 and give you that colonoscopy right now. 989 00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:54,667 (bass twangs) - The humans are taking over! 990 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:56,583 Run! Run, run! (screaming) 991 00:39:56,583 --> 00:39:59,458 - Oh my God. James, are you okay? 992 00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:00,792 - Are you Nova? 993 00:40:00,792 --> 00:40:02,583 - What? Oh my God, you reek. 994 00:40:04,042 --> 00:40:06,458 - Nova, you came to rescue me? 995 00:40:08,167 --> 00:40:09,875 - Oh my God, nevermind that. 996 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:12,583 We have to get you inside before the neighbors complain. 997 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:17,583 - Yes, yes, and before those damned dirty apes come back. 998 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,000 Aah! 999 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,875 - Why are you wearing Uncle Lenny's underwear? 1000 00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:27,750 (whimsical music) 1001 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,042 (grandma sighs) 1002 00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:45,583 - Hi Sarah, who's this? One of your boyfriends? 1003 00:40:45,583 --> 00:40:46,792 - Hi Aunt Sunny. 1004 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:49,125 - Is he okay, was there an accident? 1005 00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:50,750 He doesn't look so well. 1006 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:53,625 - He's fine, just had a little too much to drink. 1007 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,167 - I love you, Nova. 1008 00:40:55,167 --> 00:40:56,625 - Who's Nova? 1009 00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:57,958 - Mm, his mother, it's a long story. 1010 00:40:57,958 --> 00:41:00,500 Look, I have to get him to bed, 'kay? 1011 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:03,125 - Dorothy, I brought you some of the deer meat 1012 00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:05,000 my grandson killed the other day. 1013 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Is it ever fresh and tender! 1014 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,125 - Chew your own meat and choke on it. 1015 00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:13,625 - Aw, Dorothy, I brought this for you. 1016 00:41:13,625 --> 00:41:14,917 I know how much you like it. 1017 00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:17,208 - I told you not to come hear anymore. 1018 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:20,167 Sarah! Just tell her to get out! 1019 00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:22,708 - You tell her, can't you see I have bigger problems? 1020 00:41:22,708 --> 00:41:27,208 - That's right Sarah, just run away just like your mother! 1021 00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:28,833 - What are you picking on her for? 1022 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:29,917 - She's my granddaughter. 1023 00:41:29,917 --> 00:41:32,000 I can pick on her if I want to. 1024 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,208 - That doesn't give you the right. 1025 00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:35,125 - Yes it does, you just take your animal flesh 1026 00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:36,750 and get out of my house! 1027 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:43,208 - You're my Nova and you saved me from those savage apes. 1028 00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:46,667 In the movie Taylor saves Nova, but you saved me 1029 00:41:46,667 --> 00:41:47,667 and you're my Nova. 1030 00:41:47,667 --> 00:41:49,250 - Okay, stop saying Nova. 1031 00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:51,667 (hand slaps) Snap out of it! 1032 00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:55,875 - Now you're my Cher (laughs) and I'm Nicholas Cage. 1033 00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:58,000 - Lie down and pass out, please. 1034 00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:02,042 Oh God, why do you have to wear these stupid shoes? 1035 00:42:02,042 --> 00:42:04,208 - Could you have worn loafers? Something? 1036 00:42:04,208 --> 00:42:05,708 - You're my Nova. 1037 00:42:05,708 --> 00:42:06,958 - I thought I was Cher. 1038 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:10,000 - That's right, Cher. 1039 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,708 - (grunts) Okay. 1040 00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:13,167 (James laughs) 1041 00:42:13,167 --> 00:42:14,125 Come on, stupid shoe! 1042 00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:16,583 - You can do it, you're my Nova! 1043 00:42:16,583 --> 00:42:19,042 Nova, Nova, Nova, No- 1044 00:42:20,167 --> 00:42:22,208 (Sarah grunts) 1045 00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:23,375 I knew you could do it. 1046 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:26,792 You're my Nova and my Cher. Boop. 1047 00:42:26,792 --> 00:42:29,542 - Right. Get some sleep. 1048 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:32,875 - Sarah, get down here! She's killing me! 1049 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:34,208 - Oh God, what now? 1050 00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:39,625 - [Sunny] You are such a pain in my neck! 1051 00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:41,208 - You crazy old- - You'll be so sorry- 1052 00:42:41,208 --> 00:42:42,208 - I don't care if - I'll pull every hair 1053 00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:43,917 - you're my sister, I'll pull- - outta your head! 1054 00:42:43,917 --> 00:42:44,625 I hate you! 1055 00:42:44,625 --> 00:42:46,083 - Stop it! What are you doing? 1056 00:42:46,083 --> 00:42:48,833 Cut it out, calm down, sit down grandma. 1057 00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:51,083 This is insane. 1058 00:42:51,083 --> 00:42:52,792 It's like a Jerry Springer show. 1059 00:42:52,792 --> 00:42:55,292 You're women in your 70s acting like children! 1060 00:42:55,292 --> 00:42:57,083 I'm embarrassed. 1061 00:42:57,083 --> 00:43:00,708 Two grown sisters going at each other like crazy wildcats. 1062 00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:02,625 - I'm only 59. 1063 00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:03,625 - That's not true! 1064 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,250 Do you see, Sarah, how she lies? 1065 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:06,750 - Nevermind that. 1066 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:07,917 - Oh, get her out of here. 1067 00:43:07,917 --> 00:43:09,625 Get her out! Get her out of here! 1068 00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:10,458 - Okay, grandma, calm down, 1069 00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:11,917 you're going to have a heart attack. 1070 00:43:11,917 --> 00:43:13,708 Aunt Sunny, you have to go. 1071 00:43:13,708 --> 00:43:14,875 - I- 1072 00:43:14,875 --> 00:43:16,167 - No please don't say anything, just go. 1073 00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:18,292 - Sarah, we're sisters, we fight all the time. 1074 00:43:18,292 --> 00:43:19,458 That's what sisters do! 1075 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:21,083 - Not normal sisters. 1076 00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:21,958 - Sarah! 1077 00:43:21,958 --> 00:43:23,667 - Just please go. 1078 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,958 - All right, for you I will. 1079 00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:27,292 Dorothy, see you later. 1080 00:43:27,292 --> 00:43:28,292 - Like hell you will! 1081 00:43:28,292 --> 00:43:31,958 I'll shoot you like your grandson shot that deer. 1082 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:34,958 - You gotta thin out the deer population. 1083 00:43:34,958 --> 00:43:37,958 - Let's thin out the asshole population 1084 00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:40,208 and let's start with you! 1085 00:43:41,292 --> 00:43:43,250 I'll kill her! 1086 00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:45,333 - You're not killing anybody! 1087 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:48,792 Look at you, your blood pressure is probably sky high. 1088 00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,292 You look like a giant red beat. 1089 00:43:50,292 --> 00:43:52,958 Oh my God, I'm gonna get something to clean you up. 1090 00:43:52,958 --> 00:43:56,375 Just put your head back and try to rest. 1091 00:43:56,375 --> 00:43:59,167 - All right. I'll try to do that. 1092 00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,042 (gentle piano music) While I'm resting 1093 00:44:02,042 --> 00:44:04,417 why don't you visit your father? 1094 00:44:04,417 --> 00:44:05,042 - What'd you say? 1095 00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:08,917 I said pay your father a visit. 1096 00:44:08,917 --> 00:44:12,792 He could use a visitor and tell me how he is. 1097 00:44:12,792 --> 00:44:15,083 He fell last night in the bathroom 1098 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:17,417 and he spent the whole night there. 1099 00:44:17,417 --> 00:44:19,000 - Is that true? 1100 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,500 - I don't know, that's what one of the neighbors said. 1101 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:24,917 - Oh, just go would you please? 1102 00:44:24,917 --> 00:44:26,333 - Okay. 1103 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:31,000 - Oh, in the refrigerator I have a frozen lasagna. 1104 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,708 Why don't you bring it to him. 1105 00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:34,333 God knows what he eats. 1106 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:36,208 Just go please. 1107 00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:37,083 - Okay. 1108 00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:41,875 (whimsical music) 1109 00:44:41,875 --> 00:44:45,042 - Damn that Sunny. She disrupts every living thing. 1110 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,792 (electronic music) (guns firing) 1111 00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:55,958 (door knocks) 1112 00:44:55,958 --> 00:44:59,958 - Ah, why can't they leave me alone. 1113 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:10,750 (woman on TV screaming) 1114 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:12,375 - Hey dad, how are you? 1115 00:45:16,292 --> 00:45:18,167 - You know, I haven't seen you in about a year. 1116 00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:20,125 - It's only been a few months. 1117 00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:21,333 - Yeah, whatever. 1118 00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,917 My point being you got great timing. 1119 00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:25,250 That was the most crucial part of the show. 1120 00:45:25,250 --> 00:45:26,292 - Nice to see you too. 1121 00:45:26,292 --> 00:45:27,458 What show is so important? 1122 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:29,042 - "Night Rider". 1123 00:45:29,042 --> 00:45:31,042 - Are you serious? That show with David Hasselhoff? 1124 00:45:31,042 --> 00:45:32,875 - Otherwise known as the best thing on television. 1125 00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:33,792 - Listen- 1126 00:45:33,792 --> 00:45:34,417 - What time is it? 1127 00:45:34,417 --> 00:45:36,083 - I don't know, six? 1128 00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:37,792 - Let me know when it's 6:30. 1129 00:45:37,792 --> 00:45:39,333 Tony Bennett special is on. 1130 00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:40,583 - Oh wow, are you serious? 1131 00:45:40,583 --> 00:45:41,917 God, I love him. 1132 00:45:41,917 --> 00:45:43,500 You know, I think he's in his 90s. 1133 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,417 He looks great for his age. 1134 00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:46,292 - It's all drugs. 1135 00:45:46,292 --> 00:45:47,458 - What? 1136 00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:48,833 - Well maybe not Tony, he's all natural, 1137 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:50,417 but the rest all do tons of drugs. 1138 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:54,875 You see, to be a singer or, or a movie star, 1139 00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:57,125 to be in that business you can't be normal. 1140 00:45:57,125 --> 00:45:58,333 They need to stay high. 1141 00:45:58,333 --> 00:46:00,167 All those people are on drugs. 1142 00:46:00,167 --> 00:46:02,250 They're not regular. They can't be. 1143 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:05,250 - Speaking of not regular, how's your head? 1144 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:07,000 - What are you talking about? 1145 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,292 - Grandma said you fell and hit your head 1146 00:46:08,292 --> 00:46:09,417 on the toilet last night. 1147 00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:12,000 - Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot. 1148 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,417 - How could you forget? 1149 00:46:13,417 --> 00:46:15,375 Grandma said you fell and were stuck there all night. 1150 00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:16,583 - Wrong. Just a few minutes. 1151 00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:18,333 I had a little trouble getting up. 1152 00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:19,542 - Well she said you couldn't get up. 1153 00:46:19,542 --> 00:46:22,125 - Grandma exaggerates things, you know that. 1154 00:46:22,125 --> 00:46:24,375 - Okay, are you okay? Did you get hurt? 1155 00:46:24,375 --> 00:46:26,125 - Yeah, I think I got a little bump. 1156 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:27,458 - What happened? 1157 00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:29,375 - I don't know, I got up to flush 1158 00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:31,375 and then I slipped and fell. 1159 00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:32,958 You know what I need? 1160 00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:35,833 I need one of those automatic flushing toilets 1161 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:37,250 like in a public bathroom. 1162 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:39,500 You know, you take a dump and swoosh, 1163 00:46:40,417 --> 00:46:41,625 it goes right down. 1164 00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:46,250 No waiting, I don't have to reach it just flushes as you go. 1165 00:46:46,958 --> 00:46:48,083 - Beautiful. - Oh my God, 1166 00:46:48,083 --> 00:46:51,000 what is with you guys and your obsession with toilets? 1167 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,167 - And maybe after, it squirts a nice burst of cologne. 1168 00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:55,583 - All right, that's enough. - Nah, I'm just sayin'- 1169 00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:57,333 - Nah I'm just sayin'- - It's not a bad idea. 1170 00:46:57,333 --> 00:46:58,167 - That's enough. 1171 00:46:58,167 --> 00:47:00,000 You know what you need? 1172 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:00,875 - What's that? 1173 00:47:00,875 --> 00:47:02,125 - One of those medical alert necklaces 1174 00:47:02,125 --> 00:47:03,333 you wear around your neck- 1175 00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:05,500 - No, hey, hey, I know what they are. I know what they are. 1176 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:08,000 No, I'm not wearing a necklace. 1177 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,125 That's for little old ladies. 1178 00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:11,292 - It's not just for old ladies. 1179 00:47:11,292 --> 00:47:13,083 - I seen the commercial like everyone else. 1180 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:17,250 The old broad screams "I've fallen, I can't get up!" 1181 00:47:17,250 --> 00:47:19,875 I say, "Stay down you pain in the ass! 1182 00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:21,292 "Who cares about you anyway?" (laughs) 1183 00:47:21,292 --> 00:47:23,500 - Why do have to get so nasty about a commercial? 1184 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,917 - I'm not getting nasty. What I'm joking. 1185 00:47:25,917 --> 00:47:28,125 I'd help the old broad out push come to shove. 1186 00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:31,333 - All right, well listen, I brought you some lasagna. 1187 00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:32,208 - Who made it? 1188 00:47:32,208 --> 00:47:33,042 - Grandma. 1189 00:47:33,042 --> 00:47:34,458 - Ah, keep it, I'm not eating that. 1190 00:47:34,458 --> 00:47:35,708 - Why not? 1191 00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:36,667 - Because it tastes like fried armpits. 1192 00:47:36,667 --> 00:47:38,375 - All right, well you have to eat something. 1193 00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:39,208 - I eat. 1194 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:42,583 I eat stuff that tastes like food. 1195 00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:44,625 - Listen, why don't you come 1196 00:47:44,625 --> 00:47:46,458 to the party today at grandma's? 1197 00:47:46,458 --> 00:47:47,708 - What's it her birthday or something? 1198 00:47:47,708 --> 00:47:49,417 - No it's Mother's Day. 1199 00:47:49,417 --> 00:47:51,292 Her birthday was like two months ago. 1200 00:47:51,292 --> 00:47:52,458 - Yeah, I thought it was kinda soon. 1201 00:47:52,458 --> 00:47:54,000 - How could you think it was- 1202 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,042 - No, no, no, don't start. 1203 00:47:56,042 --> 00:47:57,292 - No, I'm just saying- 1204 00:47:57,292 --> 00:48:00,208 - No, no, woo, woo, don't start with me. 1205 00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:01,917 - All right, all right, calm down. 1206 00:48:03,042 --> 00:48:05,625 - And it's Mother's Day, not Grandma's Day. 1207 00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:07,458 What's she celebrating it for? 1208 00:48:07,458 --> 00:48:08,917 - She's a mother too. 1209 00:48:08,917 --> 00:48:11,500 - (laughs) Well it's one or the other. 1210 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,667 I'd go to the Grandma Day party. 1211 00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:14,667 Is there such a thing? 1212 00:48:14,667 --> 00:48:15,583 - I don't know, look- 1213 00:48:15,583 --> 00:48:16,625 - Is it 6:30 yet? 1214 00:48:16,625 --> 00:48:17,750 - No. 1215 00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:19,083 - Why don't you stay and watch the concert with me? 1216 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:19,500 Come on. 1217 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,583 - No thanks. 1218 00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:22,542 I'm gonna put this in the freezer just in case. 1219 00:48:22,542 --> 00:48:24,083 - Just in case what? 1220 00:48:24,083 --> 00:48:25,625 I wanna poison somebody? 1221 00:48:25,625 --> 00:48:28,625 Here, have some lasagna. (groans) 1222 00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:30,583 - Hey, try and come to the party today. 1223 00:48:30,583 --> 00:48:32,250 It would mean a lot to grandma. 1224 00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:35,250 - Can I bring a date? 1225 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:36,292 - Who? 1226 00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:40,083 Nevermind, sure why not. 1227 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:44,250 - Huh, maybe I'll come. But don't count on me. 1228 00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:47,250 'Kay. Well, enjoy Tony. 1229 00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:50,167 Hope he gets his heart back. 1230 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:53,292 - (laughs) What? 1231 00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,542 - In San Francisco? 1232 00:48:56,542 --> 00:49:00,292 - Ah. (laughs) Not funny. 1233 00:49:00,292 --> 00:49:03,042 - Uh-huh. (horn whomps) 1234 00:49:03,042 --> 00:49:05,625 (cheerful music) 1235 00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:12,375 Where is everybody? 1236 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:14,000 - Totie's on her way 1237 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,083 and the rest of them are sleeping it off. 1238 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,000 So is he coming? 1239 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,667 - Maybe, he's not sure. 1240 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:23,458 - Oh, he's gotta get out more. 1241 00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:26,750 - Well, maybe it's better he doesn't come. 1242 00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:29,417 I told my mother he was dead. 1243 00:49:29,417 --> 00:49:32,000 - (laughs) Oh, then he has to come 1244 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,167 so I could see the look on Totie's face. 1245 00:49:35,167 --> 00:49:36,333 Oh. 1246 00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:39,292 - Did Totie come with the cake yet? 1247 00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:42,583 - Calm down. Totie's on the way. 1248 00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:45,792 - Hot damn. I'm gonna take a quick shower. 1249 00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:47,458 - Oh, why don't you let me hose you down. 1250 00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:49,042 - Nah, that's all right. 1251 00:49:49,042 --> 00:49:51,208 Come on Sarah, we were just playing "Planet of the Apes". 1252 00:49:51,208 --> 00:49:54,167 Yeah, well now James is going to have an ape of a headache. 1253 00:49:54,167 --> 00:49:57,500 - Knock, knock! We're here! 1254 00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,375 - Well finally, at last! 1255 00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:02,292 - Aah, Happy Mother's Day ma! 1256 00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:05,667 Oh, you look great, mama, how you feelin'? 1257 00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:07,125 - Okay. 1258 00:50:07,125 --> 00:50:08,708 - Oh, Lenny, it's been awhile! 1259 00:50:10,292 --> 00:50:12,125 - I see you're still with him? 1260 00:50:13,042 --> 00:50:15,083 - Oh, how you doin' ma? 1261 00:50:15,083 --> 00:50:16,667 - Please tell me that's the cake. 1262 00:50:16,667 --> 00:50:18,208 - Yes, yes, that's the cake. 1263 00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:20,208 My God, you're like a crack addict for cake. 1264 00:50:20,208 --> 00:50:22,625 - Hallelujah, the cake is here! 1265 00:50:22,625 --> 00:50:24,250 Where have you been? 1266 00:50:24,250 --> 00:50:26,083 We've been waiting for you all day. 1267 00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:28,708 - Well I'm sorry, I lost track of time. 1268 00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:30,500 - You always lose track of time. 1269 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:32,125 Why don't you wear a watch? 1270 00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:33,250 - They don't work! 1271 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:35,458 I got too much electricity in my body. 1272 00:50:35,458 --> 00:50:37,208 It makes the watch run backwards. 1273 00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:39,500 I think because I ate too many pickles as a kid. 1274 00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:42,208 - More like you dropped too much acid as a teen. 1275 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:46,500 - Happy Mother's Day, ma. From both of us. 1276 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,542 - Don't call me ma. 1277 00:50:48,542 --> 00:50:50,708 What kinda cake is that? 1278 00:50:50,708 --> 00:50:53,167 - Delicious, that's what kind. 1279 00:50:53,167 --> 00:50:55,542 - It says, "Happy Mother's Day, Totie". 1280 00:50:55,542 --> 00:50:56,750 What about me? 1281 00:50:56,750 --> 00:50:58,792 - Right there, right there, see? 1282 00:50:58,792 --> 00:51:01,667 - Why isn't it written out nice like hers? 1283 00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:04,667 - No, they...they screwed up at the bakery. 1284 00:51:04,667 --> 00:51:06,250 They forgot to put your name on it. 1285 00:51:06,250 --> 00:51:08,250 - I think you screwed up, you forgot to tell them. 1286 00:51:08,250 --> 00:51:09,833 - No, it wasn't like that! 1287 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:12,125 We noticed it in the car, all right? 1288 00:51:12,125 --> 00:51:13,375 So I made a little note. 1289 00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:15,667 Look, I used a pink sharpie. Cute, huh? 1290 00:51:15,667 --> 00:51:19,250 Here, keep it as a remembrance. 1291 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:22,292 - I'm touched. I'll save it for future reference. 1292 00:51:22,292 --> 00:51:23,583 - All right, I wanna sit down. 1293 00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:25,625 Take a seat, have a little breather. Hoo. 1294 00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:29,458 - Holy moly, how many babies have you got in there? 1295 00:51:29,458 --> 00:51:31,250 You're gigantic? 1296 00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:33,792 - Okay ma, come on, you know this isn't easy for me. 1297 00:51:33,792 --> 00:51:35,583 - Hey, we found out what it's gonna be. 1298 00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:38,458 - Let me guess. A baby rhino. 1299 00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:40,292 - Oh, okay ma, now that's enough. 1300 00:51:40,292 --> 00:51:42,625 All right, like we're havin' a boy. 1301 00:51:42,625 --> 00:51:44,958 - I'm really happy for you. (lips smack) 1302 00:51:44,958 --> 00:51:46,792 - I can't wait to smell it's head. 1303 00:51:46,792 --> 00:51:48,417 - What? 1304 00:51:48,417 --> 00:51:51,375 - A baby's head has the most wonderful freshest smell. 1305 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:52,708 - That's sick. 1306 00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:54,667 - No it's not, it's perfectly natural. 1307 00:51:54,667 --> 00:51:56,792 And addictive, it's like a drug. 1308 00:51:56,792 --> 00:51:59,708 I heard about this woman at a childcare center, 1309 00:51:59,708 --> 00:52:01,667 she got arrested for begging mothers 1310 00:52:01,667 --> 00:52:03,292 to smell their babies' heads. 1311 00:52:03,292 --> 00:52:05,292 - 'Kay, honey, that's enough about the babies' heads. 1312 00:52:05,292 --> 00:52:07,167 You're upsetting everyone. 1313 00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:09,708 (horn whomping) 1314 00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:13,875 (chaotic music) 1315 00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:45,500 (James grunts) 1316 00:52:52,917 --> 00:52:55,667 (water rushing) 1317 00:53:04,708 --> 00:53:07,542 (bottles rattling) 1318 00:53:13,792 --> 00:53:17,417 (alarming electronic tones) 1319 00:53:17,417 --> 00:53:22,417 (James screams) (horn whomping) 1320 00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:32,292 - Oh Mother of God, help us. 1321 00:53:33,542 --> 00:53:36,042 (footsteps approaching) - What was that? 1322 00:53:36,042 --> 00:53:38,250 - I think dad's ghost is haunting us. 1323 00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:42,250 Dad, I'm sorry. I'll bring you back in the house. 1324 00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:46,292 - Wow, you look like something out of a fetish porn video. 1325 00:53:46,292 --> 00:53:47,542 Not that I would know. 1326 00:53:47,542 --> 00:53:49,875 - How come everybody in this house is always getting naked? 1327 00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:52,292 Uncle Donny, please put some clothes on! 1328 00:53:53,917 --> 00:53:54,792 - Where' the vodka? 1329 00:53:54,792 --> 00:53:55,958 - What? 1330 00:53:55,958 --> 00:53:57,708 - Vodka, the vodka, I need the vodka. 1331 00:54:02,792 --> 00:54:05,708 (James gargles) 1332 00:54:05,708 --> 00:54:07,292 (James spits) 1333 00:54:07,292 --> 00:54:08,583 - Hey, that's precious stuff, you're wasting it! 1334 00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:09,708 - What is wrong with you? 1335 00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:10,583 - Fungal cream. (bass twangs) 1336 00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:11,750 - What? 1337 00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:14,792 - I brushed my teeth with anti-fungal cream. 1338 00:54:14,792 --> 00:54:18,583 - Oh, that must be mine. I had a condition. 1339 00:54:18,583 --> 00:54:20,583 That really fixed me up. 1340 00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:23,417 (James retching) 1341 00:54:28,417 --> 00:54:30,625 - Oh, my mouth tastes like the bottom of a bird cage. 1342 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:31,792 I think I'm dying. 1343 00:54:31,792 --> 00:54:34,833 - Chill out, you're just hungover, that's all. 1344 00:54:34,833 --> 00:54:37,542 And you nearly cleared us out of vodka. 1345 00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:39,542 - Okay, you know what, Donny go put some clothes on. 1346 00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:41,625 I feel like I'm at a low budget Chippendale's. 1347 00:54:41,625 --> 00:54:43,458 - Yeah Donny, go put your jammies on. 1348 00:54:43,458 --> 00:54:45,292 - I told you it's lounge wear. 1349 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:47,375 Lounge wear. 1350 00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:51,458 - Oh God, my head is killing me. 1351 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:52,625 - Aw, come over hear sweetie. 1352 00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:54,458 We have the perfect cure, come on. 1353 00:54:56,958 --> 00:54:59,458 There you go, bring it in, all right. 1354 00:54:59,458 --> 00:55:01,583 We know just the cure. 1355 00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:07,500 (exotic meditation music) 1356 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:08,917 Give me your hand. 1357 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:14,917 Close your eyes, relax. 1358 00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:17,500 Imagine you're on the beach. 1359 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:19,792 You can hear the waves crashing on the shore. 1360 00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:23,583 (waves whooshing) (Dimpy whooshing) 1361 00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:25,667 - He doesn't like the beach. 1362 00:55:25,667 --> 00:55:29,333 - And it's beautiful and peaceful. 1363 00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:33,667 And there's seagulls, they're soaring over the water. 1364 00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:36,125 (Dimpy squealing) 1365 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:38,333 - He hates the beach. 1366 00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:40,917 Nope, doesn't like his head rubbed. 1367 00:55:40,917 --> 00:55:44,792 - And it's relaxing. And so peaceful. 1368 00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:46,375 (Dimpy squealing) (record scratches) 1369 00:55:46,375 --> 00:55:48,708 - You know what? It's not so peaceful. 1370 00:55:50,125 --> 00:55:51,958 What happened to your patch? You said you lost your eye. 1371 00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:54,708 - No, I lost the patch, nothing wrong with my eye. 1372 00:55:54,708 --> 00:55:55,833 - But you- 1373 00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:57,917 - I'm fine. I just thought it would be cool 1374 00:55:57,917 --> 00:56:00,083 to go to New York City and wear an eye patch. 1375 00:56:00,083 --> 00:56:03,083 - So you just lied about losing your eye? 1376 00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:04,750 - I didn't lie, I made it up. 1377 00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:05,875 - Same thing. 1378 00:56:05,875 --> 00:56:07,542 - (laughs) No, you just don't know the difference. 1379 00:56:07,542 --> 00:56:08,750 - That's absurd, there's no difference. 1380 00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:09,708 - James. 1381 00:56:09,708 --> 00:56:12,083 - But- - James, just let it be. 1382 00:56:12,083 --> 00:56:14,458 - Yeah Jimbo, take a lesson from the Beatles. 1383 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:15,875 - What? 1384 00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:19,042 - Skip it. You don't get a lotta stuff, do you James? 1385 00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,542 - Can everyone stop talking? 1386 00:56:20,542 --> 00:56:21,833 Okay, you're ruining the moment. 1387 00:56:21,833 --> 00:56:24,083 - What moment? There is no moment. 1388 00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:27,125 There was never a moment. 1389 00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:28,958 (door knocks) 1390 00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:30,958 - [Dorothy] Come in, it's open! 1391 00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:33,042 - It's right in this way, step up. 1392 00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:35,750 It's kind of an old house. (horn whomps) 1393 00:56:35,750 --> 00:56:40,750 - Hey! The kid told me there was a party, so here I am. 1394 00:56:41,583 --> 00:56:45,125 Dorothy, Happy Mother's Day. 1395 00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:47,750 - If you didn't notice, that's for the wrong holiday. 1396 00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,042 Do you know what day it is? 1397 00:56:49,042 --> 00:56:50,583 Do you know what year it is? 1398 00:56:50,583 --> 00:56:53,667 - Yeah, see I meant to bring it on Valentine's Day 1399 00:56:53,667 --> 00:56:55,583 but I never made it. 1400 00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:56,958 But it's all still good. 1401 00:56:56,958 --> 00:56:59,250 And look, see, it's a heart! 1402 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:02,042 See it means love. 1403 00:57:02,042 --> 00:57:04,542 - You guys never get it right. 1404 00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:08,167 - Oh, surprise, surprise, I guess it's double Mother's Day. 1405 00:57:08,167 --> 00:57:11,625 - You said he was dead. You lied to me! 1406 00:57:11,625 --> 00:57:14,667 - Oh, no, I didn't, I made it up. 1407 00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:16,625 Ask Dimpy, there's a difference. 1408 00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:19,458 - Oh, you made it up that I was dead. That's, that's nice. 1409 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,042 I thought you were in Amsterdam. 1410 00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:23,583 - Hi, Rog. 1411 00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:25,250 I was, I just got back couple days ago. 1412 00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,500 - What happen, they run outta hash? 1413 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:29,167 - Cut it out, Rodger. 1414 00:57:29,167 --> 00:57:31,792 If you're gonna keep up with that crap you'll have to leave. 1415 00:57:31,792 --> 00:57:32,958 - Okay, okay. 1416 00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:35,792 What's with that tall drink of water? 1417 00:57:35,792 --> 00:57:37,583 - Oh, thanks for asking, Dorothy. 1418 00:57:37,583 --> 00:57:39,625 This beautiful creature here 1419 00:57:39,625 --> 00:57:42,500 on my arm is my girlfriend, Oda. 1420 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,208 - Oder? That's not a name, that's a smell. 1421 00:57:45,208 --> 00:57:49,167 - It's not Oder, it's Oda, it means to praise God. 1422 00:57:49,167 --> 00:57:50,958 - Nice, well this is my boyfriend Dimpy. 1423 00:57:50,958 --> 00:57:52,167 Dimpy. 1424 00:57:52,167 --> 00:57:54,625 Means good in bed, something you would know nothin' about. 1425 00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:57,000 - Yeah, well I get no complaints from Oda. 1426 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,875 - I wouldn't complain either if I got paid too. 1427 00:57:59,875 --> 00:58:04,167 - I'm not getting paid. (speaking in Turkish language) 1428 00:58:04,167 --> 00:58:06,667 Rodger, I'll wait for you right there, okay? 1429 00:58:06,667 --> 00:58:09,292 - All right, baby. (lips smacking) 1430 00:58:09,292 --> 00:58:10,167 I'll miss you. 1431 00:58:13,125 --> 00:58:14,333 - What did she say? 1432 00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:16,000 - She said she hopes you have a beautiful baby. 1433 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,667 - It didn't sound like that. 1434 00:58:17,667 --> 00:58:19,958 - I know, what language was that?' 1435 00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:21,083 - I think it was Klingon. 1436 00:58:21,083 --> 00:58:22,333 - Oh, shut up Dimp. 1437 00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:26,125 - You think maybe we could be civil to each other just once? 1438 00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:27,292 - I don't think so. 1439 00:58:27,292 --> 00:58:30,000 - God, could this be any more uncomfortable. 1440 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,542 - This is not uncomfortable. 1441 00:58:32,292 --> 00:58:33,958 We're all adults here. 1442 00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:35,792 These two got married 25 years ago 1443 00:58:35,792 --> 00:58:37,125 and then they got a divorce. 1444 00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:39,583 That's normal. That happens to a lotta people. 1445 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:42,833 Now they haven't seen each other in four years. 1446 00:58:42,833 --> 00:58:46,125 Totie has a boyfriend, Rodger has girlfriend. 1447 00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:48,708 Rodger came here, he didn't know he was gonna see Totie. 1448 00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:50,250 He certainly didn't know she was pregnant. 1449 00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:52,125 Hell, she thought he was dead. 1450 00:58:54,125 --> 00:58:55,292 You know, you're right. 1451 00:58:55,292 --> 00:58:58,167 This is...this is beyond uncomfortable. 1452 00:58:58,167 --> 00:59:01,750 Downright awkward and pretty freakin' dangerous. 1453 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:07,708 (footsteps retreating) 1454 00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:12,875 - Well it's Mother's Day, isn't that wonderful? 1455 00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:16,250 You know, it's also the sixth month anniversary 1456 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:19,000 of your father's death. 1457 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,958 Why don't we all go outside 1458 00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:23,750 and say a few words in the backyard in his honor? 1459 00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:25,917 - Okay. 1460 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,083 (upbeat jazzy music) 1461 00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:32,625 - Oh jeez. 1462 00:59:34,042 --> 00:59:37,042 (Totie grunts) 1463 00:59:37,042 --> 00:59:37,917 - Come on. 1464 00:59:54,042 --> 00:59:56,625 Well, here we are, Charles. 1465 00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:59,833 The whole family is gathered together. 1466 00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:02,000 Oh, plus a few extras. 1467 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,875 Sarah has a fiance. 1468 01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:08,292 He's a little delicate and he can't hold his liquor. 1469 01:00:08,292 --> 01:00:10,292 - Yeah, and he talks funny. 1470 01:00:10,292 --> 01:00:13,333 He says, "however", but he's okay. 1471 01:00:13,333 --> 01:00:17,250 - You were always a son of a bitch, but I miss you. 1472 01:00:18,167 --> 01:00:19,917 - [Group] Yeah, yeah. 1473 01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:21,875 - I kinda miss you, yeah. 1474 01:00:21,875 --> 01:00:25,167 - Hey maybe we should sing his favorite song. 1475 01:00:25,167 --> 01:00:26,125 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1476 01:00:26,125 --> 01:00:27,333 - Oh no, not that song. 1477 01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:30,083 - Yes, let's do that! Let's do it. 1478 01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:30,958 - Okay. 1479 01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:34,958 ♪ Tick tock, tick tock ♪ 1480 01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:39,958 ♪ Tick tock, the clock is ticking down for you ♪ 1481 01:00:41,417 --> 01:00:45,917 ♪ Tick tock, the clock is ticking, yes it's true ♪ 1482 01:00:47,167 --> 01:00:49,833 ♪ In the blink of an eye ♪ 1483 01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:53,000 ♪ All your days will go by ♪ 1484 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:57,958 ♪ And soon, very soon, you will die, you will die ♪ 1485 01:00:59,167 --> 01:01:04,125 ♪ In the blink of an eye you will die ♪ 1486 01:01:04,125 --> 01:01:08,042 ♪ Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock ♪ 1487 01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:09,083 Yeah. 1488 01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:12,917 (Dorothy laughs) (group claps) 1489 01:01:12,917 --> 01:01:14,708 - Kind of a morbid song. 1490 01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:17,250 Well, it's a song about reality. 1491 01:01:17,250 --> 01:01:21,000 And we like to celebrate the reality of life. 1492 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,375 - That was a song about death. 1493 01:01:22,375 --> 01:01:25,292 - That's the bad thing about life, it ends in death. 1494 01:01:25,292 --> 01:01:26,750 - It's a shame we don't have anyone 1495 01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:28,750 to carry on the family name. 1496 01:01:28,750 --> 01:01:30,292 I can't depend on you or Lenny. 1497 01:01:30,292 --> 01:01:32,458 - Don't say that mom, it can still happen. 1498 01:01:32,458 --> 01:01:34,542 - Not in your wildest dreams (laughs). 1499 01:01:34,542 --> 01:01:38,167 - What about me? Did you forget I got a dude down here. 1500 01:01:38,167 --> 01:01:41,542 You know, cookin', he's gonna be kickin' out any day. 1501 01:01:41,542 --> 01:01:43,458 - Yeah, I forgot. Took you long enough. 1502 01:01:43,458 --> 01:01:45,750 It's about time you have a child of your own. 1503 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,000 - What does that mean? 1504 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,250 - (gasps) It's just, you know, 1505 01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,792 your grandma's silly sense of humor! 1506 01:01:51,792 --> 01:01:53,000 Just shut your trap. 1507 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,292 - What did I say? 1508 01:01:54,292 --> 01:01:56,042 I mean it's no big news. 1509 01:01:56,042 --> 01:01:57,458 - What are you talking about? 1510 01:01:57,458 --> 01:01:59,250 - Don't tell me you didn't tell her. 1511 01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:01,208 - This is not the time or place, ma. 1512 01:02:01,208 --> 01:02:03,000 - You mean she doesn't know anything about it? 1513 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,083 - Told me what? 1514 01:02:05,333 --> 01:02:10,167 - Sarah, I...I should, I mean... 1515 01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:12,792 I just, I just... 1516 01:02:12,792 --> 01:02:14,333 - You're adopted! 1517 01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:15,208 - What? 1518 01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,833 - [Group] What? 1519 01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:18,958 - Can't belief you haven't told her. 1520 01:02:18,958 --> 01:02:21,167 - Wow, I didn't know that. 1521 01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:23,250 - I sure as hell didn't know that. 1522 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:24,500 - I didn't know that. 1523 01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:25,792 (bass twangs) - Wait a minute. 1524 01:02:25,792 --> 01:02:27,333 How did you not know about that? 1525 01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:29,083 - I don't know how I didn't know. 1526 01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:30,833 I was on the road a lot. 1527 01:02:30,833 --> 01:02:33,208 Somehow she faked it! 1528 01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:35,042 - Well that wasn't the only thing I faked. 1529 01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:37,333 - [Dorothy] That's enough Totie, this is serious stuff here. 1530 01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:41,917 - Look, Sarah, I've...I've been meaning to tell you. 1531 01:02:41,917 --> 01:02:45,958 I just, I don't know. 1532 01:02:45,958 --> 01:02:48,458 Time just slipped away. 1533 01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:54,417 - (laughing) Yeah. 1534 01:02:57,958 --> 01:03:00,375 - Are you all right? 1535 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:01,958 Honey, you're kinda scaring us. 1536 01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:03,125 Are you okay? 1537 01:03:03,125 --> 01:03:05,625 - (gasping) All right? I'm fantastic! 1538 01:03:05,625 --> 01:03:08,250 I've, I've, I've never been better! 1539 01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:11,125 This explains everything! I can leave! 1540 01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:12,875 I don't have to be a part 1541 01:03:12,875 --> 01:03:15,125 of this whacked out family anymore! 1542 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,500 Let's go, James! 1543 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:18,292 - No, no, no, Sarah, Sarah, come with me, let's talk. 1544 01:03:18,292 --> 01:03:20,250 Please can we just talk about this? 1545 01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:22,125 - Goodbye, Mommy dearest. 1546 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,458 - What's going on? 1547 01:03:25,458 --> 01:03:28,333 - Okay, well this is all your fault you big blabbermouth! 1548 01:03:30,417 --> 01:03:32,333 You happy now? Huh? 1549 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:34,333 Is this what you wanted? 1550 01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:36,417 Sarah, wait! Wait! 1551 01:03:38,875 --> 01:03:42,458 Wait, wait, Sarah, please just let me explain! 1552 01:03:43,583 --> 01:03:47,875 - There is nothing to explain, Theresa. 1553 01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:50,875 - Please, will you just listen to me for one second? 1554 01:03:50,875 --> 01:03:52,542 Just listen, please. 1555 01:03:52,542 --> 01:03:54,542 - Did you notice I just called you Theresa? 1556 01:03:54,542 --> 01:03:57,875 That's because I'm adopted and you're not my real mother. 1557 01:03:57,875 --> 01:03:58,875 Bye bye. 1558 01:03:58,875 --> 01:04:00,167 - Okay, listen, I understand why you're angry. 1559 01:04:00,167 --> 01:04:01,375 - No, no, I'm not angry. 1560 01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:03,292 - Really? 'Cause you seem a little angry. 1561 01:04:03,292 --> 01:04:05,500 - No. No, this is what angry sounds like. 1562 01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:07,417 Why didn't you tell me? 1563 01:04:07,417 --> 01:04:10,500 - Because I was afraid, okay? 1564 01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:13,458 I was afraid that if you knew the truth 1565 01:04:13,458 --> 01:04:16,458 that you would react like this and run off 1566 01:04:16,458 --> 01:04:18,042 and never talk to me again. 1567 01:04:18,042 --> 01:04:20,000 - Oh, you mean like how you ran off to Amsterdam? 1568 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,333 - That was different. 1569 01:04:21,333 --> 01:04:23,208 You went away to college, you didn't need me. 1570 01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:25,333 - You have no idea what I need. 1571 01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:26,292 - Okay, I'm sorry. 1572 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:28,250 I was a flake. 1573 01:04:30,375 --> 01:04:31,958 But we had some good times, right? 1574 01:04:31,958 --> 01:04:34,083 - Ah, funny, the good times kinda slipped my mind. 1575 01:04:34,083 --> 01:04:37,042 - Okay, well how 'bout that time that we cut down 1576 01:04:37,042 --> 01:04:38,542 our own Christmas tree? 1577 01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:40,208 - Ah, that was on a wildlife preserve 1578 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:41,458 and we almost got arrested. 1579 01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:42,667 - Okay. 1580 01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:45,500 Well who punched Bobby Carlisle in the face? 1581 01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:47,083 Remember when he called you a slut. 1582 01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:49,375 - He was my boyfriend and I really liked him. 1583 01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:50,917 You ruined that for me. 1584 01:04:52,042 --> 01:04:52,917 - Okay. 1585 01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:56,583 I messed up a few things. 1586 01:04:56,583 --> 01:04:58,375 - Ha, a few. 1587 01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:04,417 - Sarah, I tried. 1588 01:05:06,375 --> 01:05:08,167 I did my best. 1589 01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:14,917 - You shoulda told me. 1590 01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:21,625 (mellow music) 1591 01:05:21,625 --> 01:05:25,417 ♪ Please put me first ♪ 1592 01:05:25,417 --> 01:05:28,958 ♪ Don't put me last ♪ 1593 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:33,792 ♪ I know we can't change ♪ 1594 01:05:33,792 --> 01:05:35,625 ♪ What's in the past ♪ 1595 01:05:35,625 --> 01:05:39,417 ♪ We've had some troubled times ♪ 1596 01:05:39,417 --> 01:05:42,667 ♪ I read between the lines ♪ 1597 01:05:42,667 --> 01:05:47,125 ♪ But now it's all gone ♪ 1598 01:05:47,125 --> 01:05:49,958 ♪ Time to move on ♪ 1599 01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:54,375 (old fashioned music) 1600 01:05:57,750 --> 01:06:02,958 ♪ M is for the million things she gave me ♪ 1601 01:06:05,042 --> 01:06:10,000 ♪ O means only that she's growing old ♪ 1602 01:06:11,417 --> 01:06:16,417 ♪ T is for the tears were shed to save me ♪ 1603 01:06:18,417 --> 01:06:23,417 ♪ H is for her heart of purest gold ♪ 1604 01:06:25,667 --> 01:06:30,667 ♪ E is for her eyes with love light shining ♪ 1605 01:06:33,583 --> 01:06:38,583 ♪ R means right and right she'll always be ♪ 1606 01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:46,250 ♪ Put them all together they spell mother ♪ 1607 01:06:50,333 --> 01:06:54,583 ♪ A word that means the world to me ♪ 1608 01:07:15,417 --> 01:07:16,625 (record scratches) 1609 01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:18,500 - What happened. Did we hit something? 1610 01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:20,708 - I have to turn around. 1611 01:07:20,708 --> 01:07:22,500 - God, you scared me half to death. 1612 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,500 What's wrong with you? 1613 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:25,458 - I have to go back. 1614 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:28,125 - Back where? 1615 01:07:28,125 --> 01:07:29,292 - To grandma's. 1616 01:07:30,292 --> 01:07:32,042 - You mean back to hell? 1617 01:07:34,542 --> 01:07:36,417 What's wrong with you? 1618 01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:39,458 - I...I know she's crazy, okay? 1619 01:07:39,458 --> 01:07:40,917 And she's not my real mother, 1620 01:07:40,917 --> 01:07:42,875 but she's the only mother I have. 1621 01:07:42,875 --> 01:07:44,250 When I think about it now, 1622 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:46,625 she always tried to make life fun for me. 1623 01:07:46,625 --> 01:07:49,167 Please, I understand if this is all too much 1624 01:07:49,167 --> 01:07:51,333 and you need to put off the wedding and think about things- 1625 01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:54,250 - Stop, stop. Sarah, I don't need to think. 1626 01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:57,583 I love you, and it doesn't matter what you're family's like. 1627 01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:04,542 Even now we know they're not you're real family. 1628 01:08:04,542 --> 01:08:06,250 But they're my only family. 1629 01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:09,750 You're right. Let's go back. 1630 01:08:13,833 --> 01:08:14,708 Are you sure? 1631 01:08:16,292 --> 01:08:17,167 - Absolutely. 1632 01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:20,625 Let's go. 1633 01:08:20,625 --> 01:08:21,500 (jazzy music) 1634 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:23,833 ♪ Gotta come back ♪ 1635 01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:27,792 ♪ Just to move forward ♪ 1636 01:08:27,792 --> 01:08:31,292 ♪ Don't know what to say ♪ 1637 01:08:31,292 --> 01:08:34,625 ♪ This feeling's gettin' awkward ♪ 1638 01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:37,458 ♪ We're waitin' on you ♪ 1639 01:08:37,458 --> 01:08:40,292 (engine rumbles) 1640 01:08:41,167 --> 01:08:43,833 ♪ Time to move on ♪ 1641 01:08:52,167 --> 01:08:52,833 - Ready? 1642 01:08:52,833 --> 01:08:54,458 - Just a minute. 1643 01:08:54,458 --> 01:08:56,583 Lemme build some strength, okay? 1644 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:02,208 (groans) Okay! 1645 01:09:09,250 --> 01:09:11,667 (door knocks) 1646 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:17,417 (door knob rattles) 1647 01:09:17,417 --> 01:09:18,792 (door knocks) 1648 01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:20,708 - [Dorothy] Come in! It's open! 1649 01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:22,458 - I think it's locked. 1650 01:09:22,458 --> 01:09:24,625 - It's not locked, it's never locked. 1651 01:09:24,625 --> 01:09:26,542 - Here we go again. 1652 01:09:26,542 --> 01:09:30,167 Dammit! Who's always locking this door? 1653 01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:34,875 What? Did you forget something? 1654 01:09:34,875 --> 01:09:37,583 - Yes. Something very important. 1655 01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:38,708 But may we come in? 1656 01:09:39,667 --> 01:09:40,542 - Why not. 1657 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,750 (gentle music) 1658 01:09:54,375 --> 01:09:56,542 - Well, the prodigal niece has returned. 1659 01:09:56,542 --> 01:09:58,333 Didn't I tell you she'd come back? 1660 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:02,792 - I owe you all an apology. 1661 01:10:02,792 --> 01:10:03,917 - No you don't. - Oh, honey. 1662 01:10:03,917 --> 01:10:05,750 - No, yes, I do. 1663 01:10:06,667 --> 01:10:08,667 Look, what I said before 1664 01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:10,708 about you all being a whacked out family, 1665 01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:12,542 I...I didn't mean it. 1666 01:10:13,792 --> 01:10:15,792 Well, yes, I did. 1667 01:10:15,792 --> 01:10:19,833 But you're my whacked out family. 1668 01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:25,458 Totie, mom. 1669 01:10:26,375 --> 01:10:27,250 Dad. 1670 01:10:28,875 --> 01:10:32,833 Let's face it, you weren't the ideal parents. 1671 01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:33,708 So what? 1672 01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:36,958 You know, you...you raised me 1673 01:10:36,958 --> 01:10:39,500 and you were always there for me 1674 01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:42,708 and you tried to show me how to enjoy life. 1675 01:10:43,958 --> 01:10:47,000 And maybe you were a little reckless. 1676 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:51,417 But maybe I should try and be a little more like that. 1677 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:57,667 Anyway, I want you to continue 1678 01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:01,583 to be my crazy, whacked out mother 1679 01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:06,500 and I want you all to continue to be my flaky family. 1680 01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:12,875 And James does too, don't you James? 1681 01:11:17,458 --> 01:11:20,750 - Sarah, that's that nicest thing you've ever said to me. 1682 01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:22,917 I think. 1683 01:11:32,958 --> 01:11:34,333 - This is great. 1684 01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:35,875 Maybe we should have a group hug to celebrate. 1685 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:38,458 - Hey, we don't do that kinda crap around here. 1686 01:11:38,458 --> 01:11:39,792 - Of course not, why would you. 1687 01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:42,000 How stupid of me, what was I thinking? 1688 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,042 - Would you like to shake hands instead? 1689 01:11:44,042 --> 01:11:46,917 Or you could comb Donny's hair, he seems to like that. 1690 01:11:46,917 --> 01:11:49,583 - James, maybe you're right. 1691 01:11:49,583 --> 01:11:51,375 We are family. (door creeks) 1692 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:55,042 We should let bygones be bygones. 1693 01:11:55,042 --> 01:11:57,500 Let's...let's have a group hug. 1694 01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:59,792 - Dorth, I think we should talk. 1695 01:11:59,792 --> 01:12:01,625 - Aunt Sunny, can't you take a hint? 1696 01:12:01,625 --> 01:12:02,500 - Where's my bat? 1697 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,500 - She has a bat? Of course she has a bat. 1698 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:05,750 - I told you to stay out. 1699 01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:08,375 - Grandma, what about all that stuff you said about bygones? 1700 01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:11,917 Bygones are all gone, now you get out of my way 1701 01:12:11,917 --> 01:12:13,500 unless you want some of this. 1702 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:14,917 - Dorth, let's try to talk. 1703 01:12:14,917 --> 01:12:16,917 We can try to talk! - Oh I'm gonna kill you. 1704 01:12:16,917 --> 01:12:18,458 I'm gonna get you this time! 1705 01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:20,417 - No Dorth! - Get out! 1706 01:12:20,417 --> 01:12:23,667 - You crazy old lady! (women screaming) 1707 01:12:23,667 --> 01:12:26,500 (whimsical music) 1708 01:12:33,042 --> 01:12:34,625 - You crazy old lady! 1709 01:12:34,625 --> 01:12:38,875 I have been chased all my life with that damn bat- 1710 01:12:38,875 --> 01:12:41,167 - I'm gonna hit you over the head with this bat! 1711 01:12:41,167 --> 01:12:43,958 - If you think you're gonna catch me, you're not gonna. 1712 01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:47,500 - Oh I'm gonna get you. You're gonna get your head busted! 1713 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:50,708 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 1714 01:12:50,708 --> 01:12:52,875 - Shouldn't we do something? Call somebody? 1715 01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:56,792 - No, grandma won't catcher her. 1716 01:12:56,792 --> 01:12:57,667 - Oh? 1717 01:12:57,667 --> 01:12:58,708 - She never does. 1718 01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,417 - This has happened before? 1719 01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:01,708 - Oh, many times. 1720 01:13:01,708 --> 01:13:04,417 (hand slaps) Welcome to the family, James. 1721 01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:05,625 This is still a celebration. 1722 01:13:05,625 --> 01:13:07,250 It's time for more cake. 1723 01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,750 - Did you ever get checked for diabetes? 1724 01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:11,583 - Doctor said- 1725 01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:13,750 - That doctor, No, thanks. 1726 01:13:13,750 --> 01:13:17,042 (jazzy piano music) (James sighs) 1727 01:13:17,042 --> 01:13:19,583 - Here's the million dollar question. 1728 01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:20,917 Do you still wanna marry me? 1729 01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:23,792 James? 1730 01:13:23,792 --> 01:13:24,667 - I'm thinking. 1731 01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:25,875 - What? 1732 01:13:25,875 --> 01:13:28,958 - I'm kidding. I told you, it's you I love. 1733 01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:30,583 They're not so bad. 1734 01:13:30,583 --> 01:13:32,708 However, now that I've met your family. 1735 01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:36,083 They're right, it does sound stupid. 1736 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:38,250 I'm gonna stop saying however. 1737 01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:40,000 - (laughs) You could say nonetheless. 1738 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,125 - Right. 1739 01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:44,083 - Or notwithstanding, or howbeit, or- 1740 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:48,167 (lips smacking) 1741 01:13:48,167 --> 01:13:50,958 - Now that I met your family you gotta meet mine. 1742 01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:52,667 But they're no walk in the park either. 1743 01:13:52,667 --> 01:13:55,500 - Yeah, well they can't be as bad as my family, so. 1744 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:58,000 - That's what you think, but just you wait. 1745 01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,792 No, you're right, it's not even close. 1746 01:13:59,792 --> 01:14:01,792 I've never experienced people like this before in my life. 1747 01:14:01,792 --> 01:14:04,083 I think I kinda got along with your uncles. 1748 01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:07,958 - You got smashed on homemade hooch with my uncles. 1749 01:14:07,958 --> 01:14:10,542 - Exactly. What better way to get along? 1750 01:14:11,625 --> 01:14:12,500 - Let's go. 1751 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:15,583 - Where can we get those ape boxers? 1752 01:14:15,583 --> 01:14:16,625 - No. 1753 01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:18,625 - You like those, right? I look- 1754 01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:19,500 - No. 1755 01:14:20,667 --> 01:14:23,083 (door creaks) 1756 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,167 - You'll never catch me, 1757 01:14:29,167 --> 01:14:30,833 you've been trying to do this for years! 1758 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:31,750 - Oh, you're gonna get it. 1759 01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:32,667 - [Musician] One, two, three! 1760 01:14:32,667 --> 01:14:35,792 (upbeat jazzy music) 1761 01:14:51,875 --> 01:14:53,333 - Listen, we're gonna learn how to be dealers too. 1762 01:14:53,333 --> 01:14:54,167 They're like... 1763 01:14:55,583 --> 01:14:57,000 What the (beep). (laughs) 1764 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,833 There's like multa moolah. 1765 01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:00,833 There's like mega millions. 1766 01:15:00,833 --> 01:15:03,208 (laughs) Sorry. (babbles) 1767 01:15:03,208 --> 01:15:04,833 Something moolah. 1768 01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,583 Somethin', mega moolah. 1769 01:15:17,167 --> 01:15:22,167 - (groaning) Okay let's do it. 1770 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,583 I forgot to tell you I got us a dog. 1771 01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:44,708 - Oh what's his (gasps). 1772 01:15:47,917 --> 01:15:50,000 - Did it kick that hard? - Are you okay? 1773 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:54,875 (mellow jazzy music) 1774 01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:56,625 - Wow that feels nice. 1775 01:15:56,625 --> 01:15:57,625 Is that silk? 1776 01:15:58,583 --> 01:16:00,750 - Why is Uncle Lenny without underwear? Mm. 1777 01:16:04,167 --> 01:16:06,833 ♪ I just heard the news ♪ 1778 01:16:06,833 --> 01:16:10,083 ♪ I can't believe it ♪ 1779 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:12,042 - [Sarah] Oh, that's exciting! 1780 01:16:12,042 --> 01:16:14,042 - Is that your dog? Is that your... 1781 01:16:14,042 --> 01:16:15,917 - [Crew] Cue the giraffe from the other side of the street. 1782 01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:17,083 (Theresa laughs) 1783 01:16:17,083 --> 01:16:18,042 - [Dimpy] Giraffes are quieter. 1784 01:16:21,125 --> 01:16:24,917 ♪ Time will tell ♪ 1785 01:16:24,917 --> 01:16:27,375 ♪ You taught me what was what ♪ 1786 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:30,625 ♪ And now I now so well ♪ 1787 01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:34,292 - I know sometimes he just, you know, falls down everywhere. 1788 01:16:34,292 --> 01:16:35,333 (Theresa laughs) 1789 01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:37,417 - [Dimpy] I didn't fall down, I didn't pass out. 1790 01:16:37,417 --> 01:16:39,042 - Sorry. (laughing) 1791 01:16:39,042 --> 01:16:41,417 - [Dimpy] I got tired and I decided to go lay down. 1792 01:16:41,417 --> 01:16:44,000 - (laughs) I'm sorry! High cholesterol- 1793 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,000 - [Dimpy] And I have high cholesterol. 1794 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:47,333 - Low cholesterol is good. 1795 01:16:47,333 --> 01:16:48,958 - [Dimpy] He's taking a statin, don't worry about it. 1796 01:16:48,958 --> 01:16:53,958 ♪ Tick tock, the clock is ticking down for you ♪ 1797 01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:59,083 ♪ Tick tock the clock is ticking, yes it's true ♪ 1798 01:17:00,667 --> 01:17:04,208 ♪ In a blink of an eye all your days will go by ♪ 1799 01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:09,292 ♪ Soon, very soon you will die, you will die ♪ 1800 01:17:09,292 --> 01:17:13,750 ♪ In a blink of an eye you will die ♪ 1801 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,250 (clapper claps) 1802 01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:32,208 - Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. 1803 01:17:34,458 --> 01:17:37,208 It goes in, then it goes out. 1804 01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:41,250 It goes in, it goes out. (laughs) 1805 01:17:59,042 --> 01:18:02,375 - I don't like that word expect. 1806 01:18:02,375 --> 01:18:03,375 I don't like planes. 1807 01:18:05,958 --> 01:18:07,708 - I don't get it. - Sorry. 1808 01:18:11,042 --> 01:18:12,875 - Did you both- - Plane coming- 1809 01:18:12,875 --> 01:18:14,917 I have incoming. 1810 01:18:14,917 --> 01:18:17,208 - There is a huge plane going overhead. 1811 01:18:17,208 --> 01:18:20,875 - Oh yeah. - Oh shoot. (laughs) 1812 01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:24,167 (airplane engine roars) 1813 01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:29,458 - We got planes, so many. 1814 01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:31,458 There's a lot of planes. 1815 01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:34,125 Planes. 1816 01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:37,458 (Sarah gasps and laughs) 1817 01:18:37,458 --> 01:18:39,125 - Please save that clip. 1818 01:18:43,167 --> 01:18:44,042 - Ow, jeez! 1819 01:18:45,375 --> 01:18:48,833 (jazzy music continues) 1820 01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:05,083 (water spraying) - Cut! 1821 01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:08,083 - [Crew Member] We gotta get the wild lines, right? 1822 01:19:08,083 --> 01:19:09,208 - [Crew Member] Uh, Dan? 1823 01:19:11,208 --> 01:19:13,333 - That's a wrap. - It's a wrap everybody! 1824 01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:14,542 - [Crew Member] Thank you all. 1825 01:19:14,542 --> 01:19:16,083 Very hard day, thank you very much. 1826 01:19:16,083 --> 01:19:18,875 (group applauds) 1827 01:19:29,458 --> 01:19:30,958 - Totie? 1828 01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:32,792 Oh, hey! Who are you? 1829 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,125 Oh yeah, oh yeah, I remember. 1830 01:19:40,250 --> 01:19:41,125 Stay there. 1831 01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:44,042 Totie dear, I can explain. 1832 01:19:44,042 --> 01:19:47,208 ♪ I got drunk on Mother's Day ♪ 1833 01:19:47,208 --> 01:19:49,250 ♪ Don't know what else to say ♪ 1834 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:51,083 ♪ Mother's Day has come and gone ♪ 1835 01:19:51,083 --> 01:19:54,208 ♪ So I wrote you this little song ♪ 1836 01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:58,500 Wow, the acoustics in here make my voice sound fantastic. 1837 01:19:59,625 --> 01:20:02,458 ♪ I got drunk on your brother's hooch ♪ 1838 01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:06,500 ♪ Totie baby, give me one more smooch (lips smack) ♪ 1839 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:10,042 ♪ We'll go to Vegas where it's nice and balmy ♪ 1840 01:20:10,042 --> 01:20:11,500 ♪ And I can call you mommy ♪ 1841 01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:14,083 (bass twangs) 1842 01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:19,000 ♪ We'll call our baby Stalin ♪ 1843 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,583 ♪ He'll be our little darlin' ♪ 1844 01:20:21,583 --> 01:20:24,167 ♪ I'll teach him to ride a bike ♪ 1845 01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:25,583 ♪ And if he doesn't wanna do that ♪ 1846 01:20:25,583 --> 01:20:28,000 Hey, hey, hey, take a hike. 1847 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,542 Oh sorry, I didn't mean that part. 1848 01:20:30,417 --> 01:20:32,083 X that part out. 1849 01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:34,000 ♪ Things are gonna be okay ♪ 1850 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,417 ♪ So believe me when I say ♪ 1851 01:20:37,417 --> 01:20:41,375 ♪ Happy day after Mother's day ♪ 1852 01:20:43,292 --> 01:20:46,000 (bass twanging) 1853 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:51,667 (shower curtain rustles) 1854 01:20:51,667 --> 01:20:54,250 Hey! Who are you? 1855 01:20:55,208 --> 01:20:57,208 - I'm the director. 1856 01:20:58,167 --> 01:20:59,000 - Oh. 1857 01:21:01,208 --> 01:21:03,917 (bass twanging) 1858 01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:06,208 - [Director] And cut.