WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15.458 --> 00:00:17.625 - [Announcer] In 1914 it became official. 4 00:00:17.625 --> 00:00:19.708 President Woodrow Wilson signed a proclamation 5 00:00:19.708 --> 00:00:23.292 designated Mother's Day a national holiday. 6 00:00:23.292 --> 00:00:25.542 Mothers cheer across the country as they'll be honored 7 00:00:25.542 --> 00:00:28.083 every year on the second Sunday of May. 8 00:00:28.083 --> 00:00:30.583 Finally, the respect they deserve. 9 00:00:30.583 --> 00:00:32.708 Mothers love to dress up and prance around 10 00:00:32.708 --> 00:00:34.458 in their favorite hats. 11 00:00:34.458 --> 00:00:37.625 She can compete in the annual Mother's Day log roll. 12 00:00:37.625 --> 00:00:39.375 Always a treat. 13 00:00:39.375 --> 00:00:44.125 Send cards, flowers, treats, and candy to mom. 14 00:00:44.125 --> 00:00:47.500 Children show their love by serving her breakfast in bed. 15 00:00:47.500 --> 00:00:49.792 Don't worry about the dirty dishes kids, 16 00:00:49.792 --> 00:00:53.333 mom can always wash them tomorrow. 17 00:00:53.333 --> 00:00:55.750 Why not have a barbecue? 18 00:00:55.750 --> 00:00:58.542 Let mom get outdoors for a change. 19 00:00:58.542 --> 00:01:01.083 Why make her cook over a hot stove 20 00:01:01.083 --> 00:01:04.667 when she could cook over a hot grill instead. 21 00:01:04.667 --> 00:01:08.500 Moms give the love that only mothers can give. 22 00:01:08.500 --> 00:01:11.875 They hold you in their arms and make you feel safe. 23 00:01:11.875 --> 00:01:15.542 Say a prayer for your mothers welfare on this special day. 24 00:01:15.542 --> 00:01:19.583 Remember, a mother is the best thing 25 00:01:19.583 --> 00:01:23.125 to celebrate on Mother's Day. 26 00:01:26.208 --> 00:01:28.583 (jazzy music) 27 00:01:40.250 --> 00:01:45.250 ♪ M is for the many things she gave me ♪ 28 00:01:46.958 --> 00:01:52.125 ♪ O means only that she's growin' old ♪ 29 00:01:54.167 --> 00:01:59.125 ♪ T is for the tears she shed to save me ♪ 30 00:02:01.708 --> 00:02:06.625 ♪ H is for her heart that's pure as gold ♪ 31 00:02:08.458 --> 00:02:13.458 ♪ E is for her eyes with love light shining ♪ 32 00:02:15.542 --> 00:02:20.542 ♪ R means right, right she'll always be ♪ 33 00:02:22.583 --> 00:02:27.583 ♪ Put them all together they spell mother ♪ 34 00:02:29.500 --> 00:02:33.250 ♪ That's the word that means the world ♪ 35 00:02:33.250 --> 00:02:37.208 ♪ The word that means the world ♪ 36 00:02:37.208 --> 00:02:41.625 ♪ The word that means the world to me ♪ 37 00:02:47.500 --> 00:02:49.458 ♪ Yeah ♪ 38 00:02:49.458 --> 00:02:52.333 (cake whistles) (cake thunks) 39 00:02:52.333 --> 00:02:54.708 (jazzy music) 40 00:03:15.667 --> 00:03:17.708 - I think we should check places in Dumbo. 41 00:03:17.708 --> 00:03:19.458 - Forget it, I don't wanna live in an area 42 00:03:19.458 --> 00:03:21.500 named after a flying baby elephant. 43 00:03:21.500 --> 00:03:22.708 (Sarah sighs) 44 00:03:22.708 --> 00:03:23.917 Besides, I loved that apartment in Tribeca. 45 00:03:23.917 --> 00:03:25.542 Remember, with the elongated toilets? 46 00:03:25.542 --> 00:03:27.625 - Oh my God, will you stop with the elongated toilets. 47 00:03:27.625 --> 00:03:29.292 What is the big deal. 48 00:03:29.292 --> 00:03:31.375 - You just said it, big. They're bigger. 49 00:03:31.375 --> 00:03:33.542 More comfortable. Have you ever tried one? 50 00:03:33.542 --> 00:03:36.583 - I don't know, it's not something I've thought, 51 00:03:36.583 --> 00:03:38.667 I guess not, no. 52 00:03:38.667 --> 00:03:40.708 - Well don't knock it till you try it. 53 00:03:40.708 --> 00:03:41.875 Your ass will thank you. 54 00:03:41.875 --> 00:03:44.792 - Hey, leave my ass out of this (laughs). 55 00:03:44.792 --> 00:03:47.667 The other thing is that apartment is way over our budget. 56 00:03:47.667 --> 00:03:49.500 - Come on, not that much. 57 00:03:49.500 --> 00:03:51.875 Plus the kitchen had fantastic granite countertops 58 00:03:51.875 --> 00:03:53.583 and all stainless steel appliances. 59 00:03:53.583 --> 00:03:55.833 - James, you have to stop watching House Hunters. 60 00:03:55.833 --> 00:03:57.583 Please listen to me. 61 00:03:57.583 --> 00:03:58.833 Oh no! 62 00:03:58.833 --> 00:04:00.417 - What? Who is it? 63 00:04:00.417 --> 00:04:04.750 - Uh, nobody, I just remembered I left something at work. 64 00:04:05.750 --> 00:04:07.333 What? 65 00:04:07.333 --> 00:04:09.917 Ah, A report! I have to go get it let's,let's go. 66 00:04:09.917 --> 00:04:11.625 You know what? 67 00:04:11.625 --> 00:04:12.833 It could wait. 68 00:04:12.833 --> 00:04:15.333 Sarah, what's with you, who is that? - 69 00:04:15.333 --> 00:04:18.750 Nobody. Who, what do you mean? 70 00:04:18.750 --> 00:04:21.417 - Come on, Sarah, you keep looking over at that woman, 71 00:04:21.417 --> 00:04:22.375 do you know her? 72 00:04:22.375 --> 00:04:24.583 - No, no, just sit like that and don't move. 73 00:04:26.667 --> 00:04:27.667 - Don't turn around! 74 00:04:28.583 --> 00:04:30.333 - Sarah, who is it? 75 00:04:30.333 --> 00:04:32.750 - All right, I'll tell you. 76 00:04:33.833 --> 00:04:38.792 It's my mother. 77 00:04:39.458 --> 00:04:41.458 - Wait a minute, you told me your mother was dead. 78 00:04:41.458 --> 00:04:45.667 I know. I might've stretched the truth a little. 79 00:04:45.667 --> 00:04:46.542 - A little? 80 00:04:47.667 --> 00:04:49.458 So whose grave have we been visiting? 81 00:04:49.458 --> 00:04:52.917 - Oh my God, is that you? Sarah? 82 00:04:52.917 --> 00:04:54.792 - Oh, God help me. 83 00:04:54.792 --> 00:04:55.625 - Hi honey! 84 00:04:56.792 --> 00:04:59.333 Oh, Dimp, get over here, you're never gonna believe this. 85 00:04:59.333 --> 00:05:01.042 This is my daughter, Sarah. 86 00:05:01.042 --> 00:05:01.958 - Hi. 87 00:05:01.958 --> 00:05:02.833 - (laughs) Oh. 88 00:05:02.833 --> 00:05:04.667 - Hi. - Hi. 89 00:05:04.667 --> 00:05:06.625 - Are you kidding? Is this a joke? 90 00:05:06.625 --> 00:05:08.333 - Oh, and this is my fiance, Dimpy. 91 00:05:08.333 --> 00:05:10.500 - Oh, nice to meet you. 92 00:05:10.500 --> 00:05:12.958 James, this is my mother, Theresa. 93 00:05:12.958 --> 00:05:14.708 - Mother Theresa. 94 00:05:14.708 --> 00:05:17.542 - Oh yeah, I know, it's fine, just call me Totie. 95 00:05:17.542 --> 00:05:20.667 - This is my fiance James. 96 00:05:20.667 --> 00:05:22.125 - Nice to meet you, Dimpy. 97 00:05:22.125 --> 00:05:23.708 - Oh, nice to meet you Jimbo. 98 00:05:23.708 --> 00:05:26.667 You know, my real name is John, but once I lost my eye 99 00:05:26.667 --> 00:05:28.667 everyone started calling me Dimpy. 100 00:05:28.667 --> 00:05:29.542 - Dimpy? 101 00:05:29.542 --> 00:05:30.417 - Yeah, you know, 'cause you lost my eye. 102 00:05:30.417 --> 00:05:31.625 - I don't- - yeah, you don't get it, 103 00:05:31.625 --> 00:05:34.792 right? A lot of people don't. Yo, are those chocolate chip? 104 00:05:34.792 --> 00:05:36.500 - Okay, you know what honey, - There's nothing to get. 105 00:05:36.500 --> 00:05:37.667 can you go get us some chairs, Dim? 106 00:05:37.667 --> 00:05:38.500 - What does your name- 107 00:05:38.500 --> 00:05:40.500 - Hey Jim, why don't you go get 'em. 108 00:05:40.500 --> 00:05:41.500 You're up. 109 00:05:41.500 --> 00:05:44.042 - Okay, oh, thank you. So sweet. 110 00:05:45.792 --> 00:05:48.750 - Mom, what are you doing here? 111 00:05:48.750 --> 00:05:50.417 - Well, can't you tell? 112 00:05:50.417 --> 00:05:52.917 We saw The Killers last night at The Garden. 113 00:05:52.917 --> 00:05:54.875 What a show. 114 00:05:54.875 --> 00:05:56.000 Dimpy got wasted. 115 00:05:56.000 --> 00:05:58.458 - Killers! I'm the man! 116 00:05:58.458 --> 00:05:59.833 - No, you're not, sit down, eat your cookie. 117 00:05:59.833 --> 00:06:00.958 Do you guys like The Killers? 118 00:06:00.958 --> 00:06:04.000 (sighs) You know what? You're never gonna believe this 119 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:07.500 but I was gonna call you today. 120 00:06:07.500 --> 00:06:08.875 - Really? - Yeah. 121 00:06:08.875 --> 00:06:11.792 - After four years you were gonna call me today. 122 00:06:11.792 --> 00:06:13.958 - Yeah, better late than never, right? 123 00:06:13.958 --> 00:06:14.875 - Sometimes never is better. 124 00:06:14.875 --> 00:06:17.625 - What? - Hmm? Nothing. 125 00:06:17.625 --> 00:06:20.042 Last I heard you were living in Amsterdam? 126 00:06:20.042 --> 00:06:21.750 - Oh, yeah, we had to get out of there. 127 00:06:21.750 --> 00:06:23.833 Too easy to get high. 128 00:06:23.833 --> 00:06:25.750 And you know, I gotta be careful now. 129 00:06:25.750 --> 00:06:29.417 In case you didn't notice I got one in the oven. 130 00:06:29.417 --> 00:06:30.958 (Theresa and Dimpy laugh) 131 00:06:30.958 --> 00:06:33.542 And with this new baby I'm gonna do things right this time. 132 00:06:33.542 --> 00:06:34.875 Oh, no offense, sweetie. 133 00:06:34.875 --> 00:06:38.167 - Oh, with you Mom I'm way past being offended. 134 00:06:38.167 --> 00:06:39.875 - We know it's gonna be a boy 135 00:06:39.875 --> 00:06:43.792 so we're gonna name it Stalin, mm-hmm. 136 00:06:43.792 --> 00:06:45.750 - You mean like Joseph Stalin? 137 00:06:45.750 --> 00:06:48.083 - Yeah, I guess so. I seen it on the History Channel. 138 00:06:48.083 --> 00:06:50.042 He was like the head of Russia or something. 139 00:06:50.042 --> 00:06:51.458 - He's known as one 140 00:06:51.458 --> 00:06:53.000 of the most murderous dictators in history. 141 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:56.208 - Yeah, whatever, but you gotta admit it's a cool name. 142 00:06:56.208 --> 00:06:59.500 - Mom, don't you think maybe you're a little old 143 00:06:59.500 --> 00:07:01.958 for a new baby? No offense, mommy dearest. 144 00:07:01.958 --> 00:07:04.500 - Oh honey, don't you worry, this is it, right? 145 00:07:04.500 --> 00:07:07.500 I mean we're gonna do safe sex now, right Dimp? 146 00:07:07.500 --> 00:07:09.042 - Oh yeah, that's it. 147 00:07:09.042 --> 00:07:12.125 We were down at the Greenwich Village yesterday 148 00:07:12.125 --> 00:07:14.750 and we went to a place called Condomaniacs. 149 00:07:14.750 --> 00:07:16.917 They got all kinds of condoms there. 150 00:07:16.917 --> 00:07:20.542 Glow in the dark, edible ones, all kinds of colors. 151 00:07:20.542 --> 00:07:22.750 I put a green one on, I said "Come on baby, 152 00:07:22.750 --> 00:07:25.042 "you're gonna do the big Hulk tonight." (laughs) 153 00:07:25.042 --> 00:07:27.167 - It's more like doin' the medium sized Hulk, honey. 154 00:07:27.167 --> 00:07:29.500 - Oh, come on, come one, you loved it. 155 00:07:29.500 --> 00:07:31.958 You know, your mother, she is crazy in bed. 156 00:07:31.958 --> 00:07:34.917 When she has an orgasm she whistles 157 00:07:34.917 --> 00:07:36.917 just like this. (whistling) 158 00:07:36.917 --> 00:07:38.792 - Okay, that's a little too much information. 159 00:07:38.792 --> 00:07:40.958 - I think it's great. You know. She's like a tea kettle. 160 00:07:40.958 --> 00:07:42.208 I know when she's done. 161 00:07:42.208 --> 00:07:44.083 (Theresa and Dimpy laugh) 162 00:07:44.083 --> 00:07:45.583 So what's up with you guys? 163 00:07:45.583 --> 00:07:47.125 - We are looking for a new apartment. 164 00:07:47.125 --> 00:07:49.917 - Oh, new digs! Fantastic! 165 00:07:49.917 --> 00:07:53.833 - Yes, it is. We found this really nice place in Tribeca. 166 00:07:53.833 --> 00:07:57.792 Bedroom's a good size. I'd like to paint it tan. 167 00:07:57.792 --> 00:07:59.792 Sort of wheat color. 168 00:07:59.792 --> 00:08:02.208 Sarah wants more of a putty or a sand tone 169 00:08:02.208 --> 00:08:07.125 but I just think wheat is such a calming color. 170 00:08:07.125 --> 00:08:09.250 - Thank you. Thank you. 171 00:08:09.250 --> 00:08:11.083 - For what? 172 00:08:11.083 --> 00:08:12.542 - I was constipated but now 173 00:08:12.542 --> 00:08:14.083 you're boring the shit out of me. 174 00:08:15.250 --> 00:08:17.542 - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. (laughs) 175 00:08:17.542 --> 00:08:18.625 - [Theresa] (laughing) He's so funny! 176 00:08:18.625 --> 00:08:20.833 - Oh come on. No, but seriously I do have to go. 177 00:08:20.833 --> 00:08:22.000 - Okay. - So pardon me, 178 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:24.500 I gotta go drop a friend and drain the lizard. 179 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:28.208 - (laughs) He's hilarious. 180 00:08:28.208 --> 00:08:29.792 Do they have a waiter? 181 00:08:29.792 --> 00:08:32.208 You know what, I'm just gonna go grab a coffee okay? 182 00:08:32.208 --> 00:08:33.750 I'll be right back kids. 183 00:08:40.000 --> 00:08:41.208 - This is a joke, right? 184 00:08:41.208 --> 00:08:43.208 This is your idea of a practical joke. 185 00:08:43.208 --> 00:08:45.792 Okay, ha, ha, ha, ha, very funny. 186 00:08:45.792 --> 00:08:48.875 Now can you just pay them or whatever and make them leave. 187 00:08:48.875 --> 00:08:50.083 - No joke. 188 00:08:50.083 --> 00:08:52.292 - I refuse to believe that that's your mother. 189 00:08:52.292 --> 00:08:54.208 - I've been trying to do that for years 190 00:08:54.208 --> 00:08:56.708 but unfortunately it's true. 191 00:08:56.708 --> 00:08:58.042 - What happened? 192 00:08:58.042 --> 00:09:00.750 She's like Roseanne Barr's obnoxious sister. 193 00:09:00.750 --> 00:09:02.208 - I don't know, okay? 194 00:09:02.208 --> 00:09:05.208 All I can tell you is growing up was hell. 195 00:09:05.208 --> 00:09:06.875 I was embarrassed all the time. 196 00:09:06.875 --> 00:09:09.000 At my high school graduation she went streaking 197 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:11.042 through the crowd with one of her many friends. 198 00:09:11.042 --> 00:09:14.000 I mean, thank God I went away to college. 199 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:16.750 But we only saw each other on holidays 200 00:09:16.750 --> 00:09:19.833 and after awhile we just kinda lost touch. 201 00:09:19.833 --> 00:09:22.792 I mean this is the first I've seen here in years. 202 00:09:22.792 --> 00:09:24.292 - Wow. 203 00:09:24.292 --> 00:09:27.125 - What a relief, that's much better. 204 00:09:31.625 --> 00:09:32.292 So... 205 00:09:33.833 --> 00:09:35.625 - Excuse me, I have to make an important phone call. 206 00:09:35.625 --> 00:09:37.125 - What call? 207 00:09:37.125 --> 00:09:39.917 - Um...To the vet about the dog. 208 00:09:40.833 --> 00:09:42.000 - What dog? 209 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:43.625 - Didn't I tell you? I got us a dog. 210 00:09:43.625 --> 00:09:44.875 - Oh, what's his name? 211 00:09:44.875 --> 00:09:46.750 - Um, Justin. 212 00:09:46.750 --> 00:09:48.417 - Oh, like Justin Bieber? 213 00:09:48.417 --> 00:09:50.375 - Exactly, I'm a big fan. 214 00:09:50.375 --> 00:09:52.917 - Really? Huh, that's a little weird. 215 00:09:52.917 --> 00:09:55.667 - So is Sarah. I did it mostly for her. 216 00:09:55.667 --> 00:09:57.583 - Oh that's sweet I guess. 217 00:09:58.250 --> 00:09:59.125 - I'll be right back. 218 00:09:59.125 --> 00:10:00.750 - James. James? 219 00:10:08.083 --> 00:10:10.208 So when are you due? 220 00:10:10.208 --> 00:10:11.292 - [Theresa] About two months. 221 00:10:11.292 --> 00:10:13.250 - Mm, you getting by all right? 222 00:10:13.250 --> 00:10:14.667 - Great! 223 00:10:14.667 --> 00:10:16.208 - I mean you and Dimpy, are you getting by okay? 224 00:10:16.208 --> 00:10:20.958 - Oh, I'm getting disability and Dimpy he's doing great too. 225 00:10:20.958 --> 00:10:23.333 He fixes up cars and sells them on eBay. 226 00:10:23.333 --> 00:10:24.750 - Oh, that's exciting! 227 00:10:24.750 --> 00:10:26.833 - Yeah, and now we're moving out to Las Vegas. 228 00:10:26.833 --> 00:10:29.250 He has a son that works out there as a dealer. 229 00:10:29.250 --> 00:10:31.083 He's gonna put us up for a little while. 230 00:10:31.083 --> 00:10:33.458 And he hooked us up with this casino school 231 00:10:33.458 --> 00:10:35.792 so we're gonna learn how to be dealers too. 232 00:10:35.792 --> 00:10:38.167 There's mega moolah in that. (laughs) 233 00:10:38.167 --> 00:10:40.208 But how are you doing? 234 00:10:40.208 --> 00:10:41.125 - Fine. 235 00:10:42.667 --> 00:10:45.917 - Well, you know your guy, he seems nice, Justin? 236 00:10:45.917 --> 00:10:47.917 - No mom, that's the dog's name. 237 00:10:47.917 --> 00:10:52.875 - Oh, well, you know what I say, all men are dogs. (laughs) 238 00:10:53.167 --> 00:10:54.958 Speaking of dogs, how's your father? 239 00:10:54.958 --> 00:10:56.000 Have you heard from him? 240 00:10:56.917 --> 00:10:58.208 - He died two years ago. 241 00:10:58.208 --> 00:11:02.958 - Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. 242 00:11:02.958 --> 00:11:04.292 - That's okay, how could you know? 243 00:11:04.292 --> 00:11:06.000 You were too busy getting high in Amsterdam. 244 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:07.167 - Oh now, Sarah- 245 00:11:07.167 --> 00:11:09.083 - No, you know what, sorry I brought it up. 246 00:11:09.083 --> 00:11:10.083 When do you leave for Vegas? 247 00:11:10.083 --> 00:11:10.958 - Monday! 248 00:11:11.833 --> 00:11:13.208 You know honey it's a long trip 249 00:11:13.208 --> 00:11:16.000 and we're just a little short on cash. 250 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:17.208 - How much? 251 00:11:17.208 --> 00:11:18.958 - Now you know this is just a loan. 252 00:11:18.958 --> 00:11:20.125 - How much? 253 00:11:20.125 --> 00:11:22.333 - I don't know, I mean what do you think? 254 00:11:22.333 --> 00:11:25.042 I mean how much do you think- 255 00:11:25.042 --> 00:11:27.167 - I've got $150. 256 00:11:28.542 --> 00:11:31.375 - Do you maybe have your checkbook on you? 257 00:11:31.375 --> 00:11:33.208 - No mom, that's what I have. 258 00:11:33.208 --> 00:11:35.875 - Okay, okay, no this is great, thanks! 259 00:11:35.875 --> 00:11:39.042 Okay, and you know what, as soon as I get to Vegas 260 00:11:39.042 --> 00:11:40.958 You know, I'm gonna wire the money to you. 261 00:11:40.958 --> 00:11:42.083 - Sure, sure, okay. 262 00:11:42.083 --> 00:11:44.167 - Okay, and oh, you know, after we get settled in there 263 00:11:44.167 --> 00:11:46.375 maybe you and, and... 264 00:11:46.375 --> 00:11:47.792 - James? 265 00:11:47.792 --> 00:11:50.417 - Yeah. You and James, you guys should come out 266 00:11:50.417 --> 00:11:53.167 and you know, for a visit, you know? 267 00:11:55.750 --> 00:11:57.875 I mean...Maybe around Christmas time? 268 00:11:57.875 --> 00:12:00.417 - Sure, that'd be great. Who needs a white Christmas? 269 00:12:00.417 --> 00:12:02.375 - Exactly. (laughs) 270 00:12:02.375 --> 00:12:04.167 And you know, I'm also glad I ran into you today 271 00:12:04.167 --> 00:12:09.083 because tomorrow, as you know, is... 272 00:12:09.792 --> 00:12:11.208 - Sunday? 273 00:12:11.208 --> 00:12:14.417 - (laughs) Very funny. It's Mother's Day, all right? 274 00:12:14.417 --> 00:12:17.125 And well, I'm gonna go visit your grandmother 275 00:12:17.125 --> 00:12:18.375 and I think that it'd be nice 276 00:12:18.375 --> 00:12:19.958 if you and your fella came along. 277 00:12:19.958 --> 00:12:23.500 - Oh, I don't really know about that. 278 00:12:23.500 --> 00:12:26.083 - Oh, come on, your grandma would love to see you. 279 00:12:27.208 --> 00:12:29.083 - I don't know if your boyfriend's okay. 280 00:12:29.083 --> 00:12:31.333 I found him sleeping on the floor in the men's room. 281 00:12:31.333 --> 00:12:33.917 I got him up, he's washing his face, he seems all right, 282 00:12:33.917 --> 00:12:34.917 but I'm not so sure. 283 00:12:34.917 --> 00:12:36.375 - Did you pass out again? 284 00:12:36.375 --> 00:12:37.917 - Again? 285 00:12:37.917 --> 00:12:40.208 - Oh yeah, he's got low blood pressure or something. 286 00:12:40.208 --> 00:12:42.125 Sometimes he'll go down anywhere. 287 00:12:42.125 --> 00:12:44.250 - Hey, I didn't pass out. 288 00:12:44.250 --> 00:12:46.792 I got sleepy so I decided to lay down. 289 00:12:46.792 --> 00:12:48.250 - And nothing's more comfortable 290 00:12:48.250 --> 00:12:50.833 than a nice dirty men's room floor? 291 00:12:50.833 --> 00:12:53.833 - Hey, I like to sleep and any place will do. 292 00:12:53.833 --> 00:12:57.958 You know, sleep is like death without the side effects. 293 00:12:57.958 --> 00:12:59.500 - What does that mean? 294 00:12:59.500 --> 00:13:01.375 - If you don't know I can't explain. 295 00:13:01.375 --> 00:13:03.500 I love that soap from the bathroom. 296 00:13:03.500 --> 00:13:05.083 Smell my hand. - No. 297 00:13:05.083 --> 00:13:07.458 - Mm, everything smells good on me, go ahead smell. 298 00:13:07.458 --> 00:13:08.292 - Stay away from me! 299 00:13:08.292 --> 00:13:09.500 - Whoa, take it easy. 300 00:13:09.500 --> 00:13:11.375 - Okay, you know what we gotta get packing 301 00:13:11.375 --> 00:13:13.333 so we can get ready to go but listen, 302 00:13:13.333 --> 00:13:16.333 it was nice to meet you... 303 00:13:16.333 --> 00:13:17.292 - James. 304 00:13:17.292 --> 00:13:18.833 - Right. Okay, don't forget. 305 00:13:18.833 --> 00:13:21.500 You ask him, I'm sure he'll agree it's a good idea. 306 00:13:21.500 --> 00:13:22.500 - Ask me what? 307 00:13:22.500 --> 00:13:23.458 - Nothing. 308 00:13:23.458 --> 00:13:24.958 - It's a Mother's Day surprise. 309 00:13:24.958 --> 00:13:26.500 Sarah will tell you all about it. 310 00:13:26.500 --> 00:13:27.583 - I've had enough surprises. 311 00:13:27.583 --> 00:13:29.375 It's more than surprise, it's shocking. 312 00:13:29.375 --> 00:13:31.458 - James, calm down, we'll talk about it later. 313 00:13:31.458 --> 00:13:33.417 - Okay, you talk about it but we'll expect you. 314 00:13:33.417 --> 00:13:36.167 Okay, we're gonna see you later, take care. 315 00:13:36.167 --> 00:13:37.958 - All right, yeah, see ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya. 316 00:13:37.958 --> 00:13:39.125 - Yes, you would. 317 00:13:47.542 --> 00:13:50.083 I don't like that word expect. What do they expect? 318 00:13:50.083 --> 00:13:51.625 - (sighs) She wants us to go to my grandmother's tomorrow 319 00:13:51.625 --> 00:13:53.875 to have a double Mother's Day celebration. 320 00:13:53.875 --> 00:13:55.000 - No! 321 00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:58.250 I cannot, that's a big expect, too much. 322 00:13:58.250 --> 00:14:01.250 - James, I have no intentions of going. 323 00:14:01.250 --> 00:14:03.417 Do you think I want to go? 324 00:14:03.417 --> 00:14:06.000 - I mean do you? No, why would you? 325 00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:11.000 - James stop. We're not going so just forget about it. 326 00:14:11.000 --> 00:14:12.542 - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 327 00:14:15.333 --> 00:14:16.250 Maybe we should. 328 00:14:16.250 --> 00:14:17.500 - Did you say maybe we should? 329 00:14:17.500 --> 00:14:21.542 - Yeah. Look, I gotta meet all your family sooner or later. 330 00:14:21.542 --> 00:14:22.917 Why not get it over with? 331 00:14:22.917 --> 00:14:24.208 Ooh, that didn't sound right. 332 00:14:24.208 --> 00:14:27.208 - That's okay, believe me, I understand. 333 00:14:31.417 --> 00:14:34.417 (muted Latin music) 334 00:14:44.208 --> 00:14:46.167 - Is your grandmother Spanish? 335 00:14:46.167 --> 00:14:47.917 - No, why? 336 00:14:47.917 --> 00:14:49.958 - Well it's the music. 337 00:14:49.958 --> 00:14:53.042 - James, are you absolutely sure you wanna do this? 338 00:14:53.042 --> 00:14:55.625 - No. Maybe. 339 00:14:55.625 --> 00:14:56.917 No. 340 00:14:58.083 --> 00:15:00.083 Sure. Look, we're getting married, I need to meet them. 341 00:15:00.083 --> 00:15:01.042 Let's do it. 342 00:15:01.042 --> 00:15:02.500 - Oh, you must be a masochist. 343 00:15:02.500 --> 00:15:05.250 If you thought my mother was bad that was just a taste. 344 00:15:05.250 --> 00:15:07.000 Prepare yourself. 345 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:08.583 If you still wanna marry me after this 346 00:15:08.583 --> 00:15:11.125 I will know it's true love. 347 00:15:11.125 --> 00:15:14.083 - If you're trying to talk me out of this it's working. 348 00:15:27.958 --> 00:15:30.375 (door knocks) 349 00:15:31.500 --> 00:15:35.083 - [Dorothy] It's open, come on in. 350 00:15:35.083 --> 00:15:38.458 (door handle rattles) 351 00:15:38.458 --> 00:15:41.125 - I can't open it, I think it's locked. 352 00:15:41.125 --> 00:15:42.708 - [Dorothy] No, it's not. 353 00:15:42.708 --> 00:15:45.333 Try harder, it's never locked. 354 00:15:45.333 --> 00:15:46.500 - Let me try. 355 00:15:46.500 --> 00:15:48.625 (doorknob rattling) (door thumping) 356 00:15:48.625 --> 00:15:50.000 - [Dorothy] Come in already! 357 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:51.458 What the frick is wrong with you? 358 00:15:51.458 --> 00:15:54.125 - I am sorry, we're trying, I really think it's locked. 359 00:15:54.125 --> 00:15:56.625 - Oh it's probably stuck, it's not locked. 360 00:15:56.625 --> 00:16:01.625 - Oh, it's locked. Damn, who locked this door? 361 00:16:03.250 --> 00:16:06.667 - Hi grandma. Happy Mother's Day. 362 00:16:06.667 --> 00:16:08.208 - Who the hell are you? 363 00:16:08.208 --> 00:16:10.125 - Okay, wrong house, let's go. 364 00:16:10.125 --> 00:16:11.125 - Very funny grandma. 365 00:16:11.125 --> 00:16:12.458 It's Sarah, your granddaughter? 366 00:16:12.458 --> 00:16:14.125 - Really, I wouldn't know. 367 00:16:14.125 --> 00:16:15.625 I forgot what she looks like. 368 00:16:15.625 --> 00:16:17.417 I haven't seen her for years. 369 00:16:17.417 --> 00:16:19.167 - Don't exaggerate, I'm sorry. 370 00:16:19.167 --> 00:16:20.708 - Did your mother tell you to come by? 371 00:16:20.708 --> 00:16:22.375 - Oh she- I spoke to her 372 00:16:22.375 --> 00:16:25.250 the other day, she told me she bumped into you. 373 00:16:25.250 --> 00:16:29.042 (laughs) Now that's one I really haven't seen in years. 374 00:16:29.042 --> 00:16:30.042 - I know. 375 00:16:30.042 --> 00:16:30.750 - Who's this? 376 00:16:30.750 --> 00:16:32.292 - Oh, sorry! 377 00:16:32.292 --> 00:16:34.292 - Stop saying sorry. 378 00:16:34.292 --> 00:16:39.292 - What? Oh right,sor...um,this is my fiance, James. 379 00:16:40.583 --> 00:16:43.250 - Some fiance, he couldn't even open the door. 380 00:16:43.250 --> 00:16:44.167 - It was locked. 381 00:16:44.167 --> 00:16:45.375 - It was stuck. 382 00:16:45.375 --> 00:16:46.333 - You said- 383 00:16:46.333 --> 00:16:48.167 - Nevermind, who are these for? 384 00:16:48.167 --> 00:16:49.167 - Mom. 385 00:16:49.167 --> 00:16:50.333 - How come they're bigger? 386 00:16:50.333 --> 00:16:53.167 - Just a different kind of flower, they grow a little big. 387 00:16:53.167 --> 00:16:54.458 - I'll take these. 388 00:16:57.458 --> 00:16:59.167 Well don't just stand there. 389 00:17:04.542 --> 00:17:05.375 (Latin music continues) 390 00:17:05.375 --> 00:17:07.125 - Where is everybody? 391 00:17:07.125 --> 00:17:09.167 - Lenny and Donny are working, they'll be back 392 00:17:09.167 --> 00:17:10.417 in a little while. 393 00:17:10.417 --> 00:17:13.542 Your mother'll be here later to bring the cake. 394 00:17:13.542 --> 00:17:14.375 - Oh! 395 00:17:14.375 --> 00:17:16.708 - So this is the fiance. 396 00:17:16.708 --> 00:17:18.125 - Yes, I met- 397 00:17:18.125 --> 00:17:20.375 - Hold it, I wanna shut the TV. 398 00:17:20.375 --> 00:17:23.167 I started getting into that Telemundo stuff. 399 00:17:23.167 --> 00:17:26.500 I don't know why, I can't understand a word they're saying. 400 00:17:26.500 --> 00:17:28.458 But I'm crazy about the music. 401 00:17:28.458 --> 00:17:31.625 And the women, they are just fantastic looking. 402 00:17:31.625 --> 00:17:33.750 You like 'em, huh? 403 00:17:33.750 --> 00:17:35.250 Well it's (laughs)- 404 00:17:35.250 --> 00:17:37.542 - It's okay, even though you're getting married 405 00:17:37.542 --> 00:17:41.333 you can look, just don't touch. 406 00:17:41.333 --> 00:17:42.375 - Okay. - Grandma, stop. 407 00:17:42.375 --> 00:17:43.583 - Do you have a job? 408 00:17:43.583 --> 00:17:45.333 - Yes I work- - I don't care where. 409 00:17:45.333 --> 00:17:47.417 As long as you have a job. 410 00:17:47.417 --> 00:17:48.667 You want something to drink? 411 00:17:48.667 --> 00:17:49.542 - Sure. 412 00:17:49.542 --> 00:17:50.917 - Would you like Tang? 413 00:17:50.917 --> 00:17:54.125 - I'm not sure what that is. 414 00:17:54.125 --> 00:17:55.542 - What are you, un-American? 415 00:17:55.542 --> 00:17:59.625 That's the drink of the astronauts! We love it! 416 00:17:59.625 --> 00:18:03.625 Well, Totie'll be by with something else soon. 417 00:18:03.625 --> 00:18:04.583 - Is the cake here? 418 00:18:05.750 --> 00:18:07.917 - Oh no, not yet, but your niece is. 419 00:18:07.917 --> 00:18:10.667 - Holy jump up and sit down. 420 00:18:10.667 --> 00:18:12.250 Look who it is? 421 00:18:13.417 --> 00:18:14.917 We're gonna have a regular reunion. 422 00:18:14.917 --> 00:18:17.542 First Totie comes by who I haven't seen in years 423 00:18:17.542 --> 00:18:18.875 and now little Sarah. 424 00:18:18.875 --> 00:18:20.458 - Yeah, it's been awhile. 425 00:18:20.458 --> 00:18:25.458 I'm sorry, I mean, I apologize for that. 426 00:18:26.167 --> 00:18:26.833 How are you? 427 00:18:26.833 --> 00:18:27.958 - Where's the cake? 428 00:18:27.958 --> 00:18:30.792 - Calm down, Totie'll be here soon. 429 00:18:30.792 --> 00:18:34.458 - Uncle Lenny, this is my fiance, James. 430 00:18:34.458 --> 00:18:36.292 - Hey James, how they hangin'? 431 00:18:36.292 --> 00:18:37.917 - Very well, thank you, how are yours. 432 00:18:37.917 --> 00:18:39.250 I mean, how are you? 433 00:18:39.250 --> 00:18:40.458 - Great, couldn't be better. 434 00:18:40.458 --> 00:18:41.875 - Really, I wish I could say that. 435 00:18:41.875 --> 00:18:45.958 - Uncle Donny, James. 436 00:18:45.958 --> 00:18:48.625 - Well the prodigal niece has returned. 437 00:18:48.625 --> 00:18:50.208 - Hello James the fiance. 438 00:18:50.208 --> 00:18:53.625 "James the Fiance" that would make a good title. 439 00:18:53.625 --> 00:18:54.792 - Nice to meet you. 440 00:18:54.792 --> 00:18:57.458 - Hey Sarah, guess where we're workin'? 441 00:18:57.458 --> 00:19:01.292 - A comic book store? 442 00:19:01.292 --> 00:19:03.292 - We're playing super heroes on Times Square. 443 00:19:03.292 --> 00:19:06.833 - Oh! Oh, I didn't recognize your costume. 444 00:19:06.833 --> 00:19:08.333 Well, check this out. 445 00:19:10.958 --> 00:19:12.917 (epic music) I'm Mesh Man! 446 00:19:12.917 --> 00:19:15.583 And I'm That Man. 447 00:19:15.583 --> 00:19:17.875 - You mean Batman. 448 00:19:17.875 --> 00:19:18.750 (deflated music) 449 00:19:18.750 --> 00:19:20.417 - They were all out of Batman costumes 450 00:19:20.417 --> 00:19:22.750 so I got That Man. 451 00:19:22.750 --> 00:19:23.917 What is That Man? 452 00:19:23.917 --> 00:19:27.333 That Man is like Batman, only it's That Man. 453 00:19:28.250 --> 00:19:29.625 - What does that mean? 454 00:19:29.625 --> 00:19:31.000 - It's like- - Forget it Donny, 455 00:19:31.000 --> 00:19:33.292 he doesn't understand, he doesn't get it. 456 00:19:33.292 --> 00:19:34.208 - Wait a minute. 457 00:19:34.208 --> 00:19:35.417 - I wanted to be Spider Man 458 00:19:35.417 --> 00:19:36.750 but this is the closest they had. 459 00:19:36.750 --> 00:19:38.500 - Donny wanted Batman. 460 00:19:38.500 --> 00:19:40.375 But I don't know how you call Batman a superhero, 461 00:19:40.375 --> 00:19:41.667 he has no superpowers. 462 00:19:41.667 --> 00:19:43.500 Spider Man would kick his ass. 463 00:19:43.500 --> 00:19:46.583 - Batman is rich, smarter, and better looking. 464 00:19:46.583 --> 00:19:48.375 - He's all about the gadgets. 465 00:19:48.375 --> 00:19:50.708 - I'm not gonna debate with someone who's just wrong. 466 00:19:50.708 --> 00:19:54.375 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm feeling weak 467 00:19:54.375 --> 00:19:57.375 and I must retire and do more preparation. 468 00:19:57.375 --> 00:19:59.542 - Are you okay? 469 00:19:59.542 --> 00:20:02.250 - Totie's bringing cake and he can't have none. 470 00:20:02.250 --> 00:20:03.208 - Don't mention that. 471 00:20:03.208 --> 00:20:05.000 - He has to get a pipe up his butt tomorrow 472 00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:06.250 so he can't eat anything. 473 00:20:06.250 --> 00:20:07.792 - A pipe? 474 00:20:07.792 --> 00:20:10.250 - I'm going for a colonoscopy and I'm supposed to fast 475 00:20:10.250 --> 00:20:11.667 a whole day before. 476 00:20:11.667 --> 00:20:12.833 I can't eat anything. 477 00:20:12.833 --> 00:20:15.625 I had to lie down in the hallway and give myself an enema. 478 00:20:15.625 --> 00:20:17.583 Sort of clean house. 479 00:20:17.583 --> 00:20:19.000 - Wait, why the hallway? 480 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:20.375 - Bed was too soft. 481 00:20:20.375 --> 00:20:22.375 I couldn't get the right angle, you know? 482 00:20:22.375 --> 00:20:24.375 So I had to get a hard surface. 483 00:20:24.375 --> 00:20:26.250 - Okay, that's a little too much information. 484 00:20:26.250 --> 00:20:27.458 - Well, she asked. 485 00:20:27.458 --> 00:20:30.708 And I have to drink this lemon laxative mix, 486 00:20:30.708 --> 00:20:32.750 it's thick like oil. 487 00:20:32.750 --> 00:20:35.333 I have to drink a gallon of it. 488 00:20:35.333 --> 00:20:36.750 - Ask him where he's getting it done. 489 00:20:36.750 --> 00:20:37.625 - Trenton. 490 00:20:37.625 --> 00:20:38.583 - Isn't that insane? 491 00:20:38.583 --> 00:20:39.958 - Why all the way down there? 492 00:20:39.958 --> 00:20:41.667 - He has a friend who's a doctor 493 00:20:41.667 --> 00:20:43.583 and he's giving it to him for his birthday present. 494 00:20:43.583 --> 00:20:46.958 - You're getting a colonoscopy as a birthday gift? 495 00:20:46.958 --> 00:20:48.750 - Well he said I'm at that certain age 496 00:20:48.750 --> 00:20:50.083 I should have one done. 497 00:20:50.083 --> 00:20:52.083 So he's giving me one as a gift. 498 00:20:52.083 --> 00:20:55.083 And then after the procedure he'd treating me to dinner. 499 00:20:55.083 --> 00:20:59.375 - First he cleans him out, then he fills him up. 500 00:20:59.375 --> 00:21:01.708 - And you don't think that's an unusual gift? 501 00:21:01.708 --> 00:21:03.958 - Not at all. He's thinking about my health 502 00:21:03.958 --> 00:21:06.083 and it's the thought that counts 503 00:21:06.083 --> 00:21:07.917 so I think his heart is in the right place. 504 00:21:07.917 --> 00:21:09.625 - I think there's something wrong with the guy. 505 00:21:09.625 --> 00:21:10.458 - He's a good doctor. 506 00:21:10.458 --> 00:21:11.750 - Tell 'em what he did last exam. 507 00:21:11.750 --> 00:21:13.083 - Don't, no, no. 508 00:21:13.083 --> 00:21:14.792 - While he was checking his butt 509 00:21:14.792 --> 00:21:16.792 he started combing Donny's hair. That can't be right! 510 00:21:16.792 --> 00:21:20.125 - He said it was part, He said it was part of the procedure. 511 00:21:20.125 --> 00:21:22.000 You know. To keep me calm. 512 00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:22.875 It makes sense doesn't it? 513 00:21:22.875 --> 00:21:25.458 - Oh yeah, sure. 514 00:21:25.458 --> 00:21:27.792 - Knock it off, come sit down. 515 00:21:27.792 --> 00:21:29.958 Totie'll be here soon with the cake. 516 00:21:29.958 --> 00:21:32.792 (whimsical music) 517 00:21:38.500 --> 00:21:41.750 - So grandma, how are you doing? 518 00:21:41.750 --> 00:21:42.917 I mean without grandpa. 519 00:21:42.917 --> 00:21:45.875 - She's great. We buried him in the backyard. 520 00:21:45.875 --> 00:21:47.375 - What? 521 00:21:47.375 --> 00:21:48.458 - Yeah, come on, look. 522 00:21:56.667 --> 00:21:58.792 See the big "Daddy" sign out there? 523 00:21:58.792 --> 00:22:00.500 That's where we put him. 524 00:22:00.500 --> 00:22:01.667 - Is that even legal? 525 00:22:01.667 --> 00:22:03.792 - This is America, everything's legal. 526 00:22:03.792 --> 00:22:05.000 - No it's not. 527 00:22:05.000 --> 00:22:07.833 - If you have enough money and know the right people it is. 528 00:22:10.500 --> 00:22:12.875 - I thought you had him cremated. 529 00:22:12.875 --> 00:22:15.667 - We did, we kept him in a mayonnaise jar for awhile 530 00:22:15.667 --> 00:22:18.500 on the shelf till mom said bury him in the yard. 531 00:22:18.500 --> 00:22:20.958 - I was sick of him hanging around when he was alive. 532 00:22:20.958 --> 00:22:23.625 Why would I want him around when he's dead? 533 00:22:23.625 --> 00:22:25.417 - I think he's happier out there. 534 00:22:25.417 --> 00:22:29.000 You know with the fresh air, the birds and everything. 535 00:22:29.000 --> 00:22:32.458 Still, I wish he was here (sobs). 536 00:22:34.042 --> 00:22:36.958 Anyway, enough of that, this is a celebration. 537 00:22:36.958 --> 00:22:39.042 It's Mother's Day so let's celebrate! 538 00:22:39.042 --> 00:22:40.833 Jim, you ever had any homemade vodka? 539 00:22:40.833 --> 00:22:42.208 - I don't think so. 540 00:22:42.208 --> 00:22:43.958 - Well come on in the kitchen, we'll fix you up. 541 00:22:43.958 --> 00:22:45.875 - Ooh, I don't know if that's a good idea. 542 00:22:45.875 --> 00:22:47.958 James isn't much of a drinker. 543 00:22:47.958 --> 00:22:49.458 - Yeah, but this is pure stuff. 544 00:22:49.458 --> 00:22:51.833 It's the elixir of the gods. 545 00:22:51.833 --> 00:22:52.958 Come on! 546 00:22:52.958 --> 00:22:54.125 - Okay, I guess so. 547 00:22:55.708 --> 00:22:58.417 - Hey Donny! Get out here, we're gonna hit the hooch! 548 00:23:03.417 --> 00:23:06.625 - Aren't you supposed to fast, like not have anything? 549 00:23:06.625 --> 00:23:08.208 - The doctor said just liquids. 550 00:23:08.208 --> 00:23:09.708 I'll put a few shots in here, 551 00:23:09.708 --> 00:23:11.833 I'll make a colosto cocktail. 552 00:23:11.833 --> 00:23:14.000 - You're gonna drink vodka in your pajamas? 553 00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:15.917 - They're not pajamas, it's lounge wear. 554 00:23:15.917 --> 00:23:17.625 I told you that, it's lounge wear. 555 00:23:17.625 --> 00:23:19.917 - Whatever, whatever. 556 00:23:21.042 --> 00:23:24.625 Mom, quick, cover your ears. (loud sneeze) 557 00:23:24.625 --> 00:23:26.750 - Oh my God, what was that? 558 00:23:26.750 --> 00:23:28.042 - Believe it or not that was a sneeze. 559 00:23:28.042 --> 00:23:29.958 It terrifies the life out of grandma 560 00:23:29.958 --> 00:23:32.167 so she said he has to warn everybody ahead of time. 561 00:23:32.167 --> 00:23:35.208 - Well it didn't work, you scared me half to death. 562 00:23:35.208 --> 00:23:37.750 Next time just say you're going to sneeze. 563 00:23:38.750 --> 00:23:39.792 (guitar twangs) - Vodka time! 564 00:23:39.792 --> 00:23:40.625 - All right! 565 00:23:41.833 --> 00:23:42.708 - Careful. 566 00:23:48.917 --> 00:23:52.750 - Okay, before we start I have to ask you a question. 567 00:23:53.875 --> 00:23:56.250 Who do you like better, Mickey Mouse or Jesus? 568 00:23:56.250 --> 00:23:59.583 (bass twangs) 569 00:23:59.583 --> 00:24:01.792 - I like them both. 570 00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:06.792 - That's the right answer. Now we can drink. 571 00:24:07.792 --> 00:24:09.000 (bottle thunks) 572 00:24:09.000 --> 00:24:10.792 - Whoa, that's a heavy duty bottle. 573 00:24:10.792 --> 00:24:14.125 - This is steel, baby. We have to use it. 574 00:24:14.125 --> 00:24:18.792 This is potent stuff. Here you go. 575 00:24:18.792 --> 00:24:20.833 This'll put hair on your chest. 576 00:24:20.833 --> 00:24:22.917 Second shot, turn 'em gray. 577 00:24:22.917 --> 00:24:25.167 To Sarah and James the happy couple. 578 00:24:27.125 --> 00:24:28.083 (bass twangs) 579 00:24:28.083 --> 00:24:30.042 - Oh, mommy, help me. 580 00:24:30.042 --> 00:24:32.792 - Good, huh? - You feel the burn? 581 00:24:32.792 --> 00:24:35.125 This is the fuel for the fire in all of us. 582 00:24:35.125 --> 00:24:38.000 Finish it. (bass twangs) 583 00:24:39.667 --> 00:24:40.500 - Ooh. 584 00:24:44.792 --> 00:24:45.875 - I just hope he'll be okay, 585 00:24:45.875 --> 00:24:48.333 he's not used to drinking vodka. 586 00:24:48.333 --> 00:24:49.583 (door knocks) 587 00:24:49.583 --> 00:24:53.292 - Come on in, it's open. (door creaks) 588 00:24:53.292 --> 00:24:55.875 - Dorth, guess what? 589 00:24:55.875 --> 00:25:00.042 My grandson Timmy just got a deer at 13 years old 590 00:25:00.042 --> 00:25:02.667 and he shot his first deer! 591 00:25:02.667 --> 00:25:04.167 - That's great. 592 00:25:04.167 --> 00:25:06.833 You know what else is shot? My liver. 593 00:25:06.833 --> 00:25:07.958 - What? 594 00:25:07.958 --> 00:25:10.208 - My liver, I only have 10% of it working, I'm dying. 595 00:25:10.208 --> 00:25:11.250 - Is that true? 596 00:25:12.500 --> 00:25:15.708 - Sarah honey, hi, how are you? Come give me a hug. (squeals) 597 00:25:15.708 --> 00:25:16.958 - Hi Aunt Sunny. 598 00:25:18.875 --> 00:25:21.042 Don't you think that's wrong teaching a kid 599 00:25:21.042 --> 00:25:22.583 to kill an innocent animal? 600 00:25:22.583 --> 00:25:24.250 - Well you gotta thin the heard. 601 00:25:24.250 --> 00:25:25.250 - Yeah, but. 602 00:25:25.250 --> 00:25:26.833 - Who's gonna do it? You? 603 00:25:26.833 --> 00:25:28.875 They'll take over all the backyards in America. 604 00:25:28.875 --> 00:25:30.292 If you don't kill 'em... 605 00:25:30.292 --> 00:25:32.750 - Are you saying my granddaughter couldn't kill a deer? 606 00:25:32.750 --> 00:25:34.375 - I don't want to kill a deer. 607 00:25:34.375 --> 00:25:37.000 - Oh she's talking about an innocent animal. 608 00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:38.583 - Well it is. 609 00:25:38.583 --> 00:25:41.917 - She could kill a wolf or a bear if she wants to. 610 00:25:41.917 --> 00:25:43.250 - Oh please. 611 00:25:43.250 --> 00:25:45.583 - This is an insane conversation. 612 00:25:45.583 --> 00:25:48.583 - And she's right, it is an innocent animal. 613 00:25:48.583 --> 00:25:51.792 Your grandson killed Bambi. 614 00:25:51.792 --> 00:25:56.042 - They're full of ticks, did you know that? 615 00:25:56.042 --> 00:25:58.208 My daughter will never walk properly 616 00:25:58.208 --> 00:25:59.750 because of a tick bite. 617 00:25:59.750 --> 00:26:01.292 She has Lyme disease. 618 00:26:01.292 --> 00:26:03.833 When did your daughter ever walk properly? 619 00:26:03.833 --> 00:26:05.625 She's been a mess since birth. 620 00:26:05.625 --> 00:26:07.083 She didn't get a tick bite. 621 00:26:07.083 --> 00:26:08.083 You bit her. 622 00:26:08.083 --> 00:26:08.833 - What? 623 00:26:08.833 --> 00:26:10.208 - You heard me. - No, I didn't. 624 00:26:10.208 --> 00:26:11.083 - What? 625 00:26:11.083 --> 00:26:12.792 - You talk to low, I didn't hear you. 626 00:26:12.792 --> 00:26:14.125 - I do not! 627 00:26:14.125 --> 00:26:16.208 - Now I can hear you when you talk like that. 628 00:26:16.208 --> 00:26:17.917 - That's the way I always talk. 629 00:26:17.917 --> 00:26:19.083 - No it isn't. 630 00:26:19.083 --> 00:26:20.417 - There's something wrong with your ears. 631 00:26:20.417 --> 00:26:22.292 - Oh, I know, I have ear problems. 632 00:26:22.292 --> 00:26:23.708 I can't hear so well. 633 00:26:23.708 --> 00:26:27.042 Anyway, my daughter will never be the same 634 00:26:27.042 --> 00:26:29.250 because of a deer and a tick bite. 635 00:26:29.250 --> 00:26:30.917 She's not well. 636 00:26:30.917 --> 00:26:33.625 - Forget about the tick bite, what about me? 637 00:26:33.625 --> 00:26:35.167 I'm not well. 638 00:26:35.167 --> 00:26:38.083 I have diabetes, I'm worried sick. 639 00:26:38.083 --> 00:26:42.292 - What about my arthritis? I'm taking all kinds of pills. 640 00:26:42.292 --> 00:26:44.625 Look at all of these prescriptions. 641 00:26:46.458 --> 00:26:49.125 My doctor says it's starting in my little finger. 642 00:26:49.125 --> 00:26:51.083 - Oh there's nothing wrong with your little finger. 643 00:26:51.083 --> 00:26:53.958 And don't forget, they had to rush me to the hospital 644 00:26:53.958 --> 00:26:57.250 last month because my heart stopped and they don't know why! 645 00:26:57.250 --> 00:27:00.333 I have low blood potassium. 646 00:27:00.333 --> 00:27:03.667 I have to eat 16 bananas a day 647 00:27:03.667 --> 00:27:07.208 just to keep my potassium levels normal. 648 00:27:07.208 --> 00:27:09.292 - No you don't, you take tablets. 649 00:27:09.292 --> 00:27:12.000 - Tablets don't work. 16 a day! 650 00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:14.792 Ask the doctor if you don't believe me. 651 00:27:14.792 --> 00:27:17.208 - You're lucky you don't have IBS. 652 00:27:17.208 --> 00:27:18.833 - PBS? I don't even have cable! 653 00:27:18.833 --> 00:27:20.875 - Not PBS. 654 00:27:20.875 --> 00:27:23.417 - Hey Aunt Sunny, how come these say Olga on here? 655 00:27:23.417 --> 00:27:25.000 - Oh, that's my real name. 656 00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:27.083 I never really liked it, 657 00:27:27.083 --> 00:27:29.833 it didn't suit my bright and cheery disposition 658 00:27:29.833 --> 00:27:32.333 so I renamed myself Sunny. 659 00:27:32.333 --> 00:27:33.458 - You're kidding, right? 660 00:27:33.458 --> 00:27:36.167 - And don't forget about my husband, Fred. 661 00:27:36.167 --> 00:27:37.833 I have to take him everywhere now 662 00:27:37.833 --> 00:27:39.042 because he can't drive anymore. 663 00:27:39.042 --> 00:27:41.000 Be thankful you have a husband. 664 00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:42.917 My husband is dead. 665 00:27:42.917 --> 00:27:46.167 - Oh, I know he's dead, don't rub that in my face. 666 00:27:46.167 --> 00:27:48.458 All your complaining probably killed him. 667 00:27:48.458 --> 00:27:49.833 - Hey, Aunt Sunny, take it easy. 668 00:27:49.833 --> 00:27:53.750 - Get out! How dare you say that to me? 669 00:27:53.750 --> 00:27:55.000 - It's a joke, I'm joking! 670 00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:56.000 - Get out! 671 00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:57.375 - Sarah, tell her I'm joking. 672 00:27:57.375 --> 00:28:00.125 - Get out before I smash your face in. 673 00:28:00.125 --> 00:28:04.083 - I'm going, I'm going. (whimsical music) 674 00:28:05.375 --> 00:28:07.292 I'm late for my hairdresser appointment anyway. 675 00:28:07.292 --> 00:28:08.208 Bye Sarah. 676 00:28:08.208 --> 00:28:09.417 - And don't you dare come back 677 00:28:09.417 --> 00:28:12.042 in this house again until you apologize. 678 00:28:12.042 --> 00:28:15.833 Ooh, she drives me crazy! (sobs) 679 00:28:15.833 --> 00:28:17.750 - Don't let her get to you, are you all right 680 00:28:17.750 --> 00:28:19.750 with your liver and diabetes? 681 00:28:19.750 --> 00:28:20.417 - Huh? 682 00:28:21.417 --> 00:28:23.125 Oh yeah (laughs). 683 00:28:23.125 --> 00:28:26.042 I just make that stuff up to aggravate her. 684 00:28:26.042 --> 00:28:28.250 Oh she drives me crazy. 685 00:28:28.250 --> 00:28:30.375 - Just try and stay calm. 686 00:28:33.292 --> 00:28:34.417 - You know, we're the only animals 687 00:28:34.417 --> 00:28:36.458 that drink other animals milk. 688 00:28:36.458 --> 00:28:38.083 Think about that. 689 00:28:38.083 --> 00:28:40.000 - I don't want to. 690 00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:42.375 - Hey Jim, can I ask you something about underwear? 691 00:28:42.375 --> 00:28:43.375 - Yeah. 692 00:28:43.375 --> 00:28:44.417 - What kind do you wear? 693 00:28:44.417 --> 00:28:45.375 - Boxers. 694 00:28:45.375 --> 00:28:47.000 - Cotton? - Yeah. 695 00:28:47.000 --> 00:28:49.000 - Do you like them 50% polyester and 50% cotton? 696 00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:49.917 - No. 697 00:28:49.917 --> 00:28:51.083 - I don't think I do either. 698 00:28:51.083 --> 00:28:52.458 It's confusing buying underwear. 699 00:28:52.458 --> 00:28:55.125 Some are 50/50, some are 60/40. 700 00:28:55.125 --> 00:28:56.500 It's hard to find all cotton. 701 00:28:56.500 --> 00:28:57.875 - I feel your pain. 702 00:28:57.875 --> 00:29:00.917 Life can be extremely tricky sometimes. 703 00:29:00.917 --> 00:29:02.458 - Ever see those boxer jockey? 704 00:29:02.458 --> 00:29:04.917 They're kinda half boxer, half jockey. 705 00:29:04.917 --> 00:29:07.167 Kind of tight, but not so. 706 00:29:07.167 --> 00:29:08.417 You mind if I show you my underwear? 707 00:29:08.417 --> 00:29:09.417 - Yes, I do. 708 00:29:09.417 --> 00:29:10.958 - I wanna see what you think. 709 00:29:12.083 --> 00:29:13.458 - You got apes on your underwear. 710 00:29:13.458 --> 00:29:15.000 - I love apes. 711 00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:16.917 And fact I'm a big "Planet of the Apes" fan. 712 00:29:16.917 --> 00:29:17.958 - Wear did you get those? 713 00:29:17.958 --> 00:29:19.917 - I don't know, mom bought 'em. 714 00:29:19.917 --> 00:29:21.958 She said I should start wearing boxers. 715 00:29:21.958 --> 00:29:23.458 Said it's healthier for my package. 716 00:29:23.458 --> 00:29:24.917 What do you think of these? 717 00:29:24.917 --> 00:29:26.417 - Yeah, they're good. 718 00:29:26.417 --> 00:29:28.958 However what makes 'em great is 719 00:29:28.958 --> 00:29:30.833 you got apes on your underwear. 720 00:29:30.833 --> 00:29:33.125 "Planet of the Apes" is one of my favorite movies. 721 00:29:33.125 --> 00:29:34.500 I'd like to get myself a pair of those. 722 00:29:34.500 --> 00:29:37.417 - Hey Donny, did you hear what he said? "However". 723 00:29:37.417 --> 00:29:39.958 - It's funny. Who says "however"? 724 00:29:39.958 --> 00:29:41.542 - These are nice. 725 00:29:41.542 --> 00:29:44.417 However they're a little too long and boxy. 726 00:29:44.417 --> 00:29:47.375 - However some are more short. 727 00:29:47.375 --> 00:29:51.417 And however, not so boxy. 728 00:29:51.417 --> 00:29:53.125 - Okay, enough with the however. 729 00:29:54.333 --> 00:29:56.458 - I wonder if you could do me a favor. 730 00:29:56.458 --> 00:29:58.500 Totie was supposed to take me shopping 731 00:29:58.500 --> 00:30:01.458 for a pantsuit (laughs), God knows where she is. 732 00:30:01.458 --> 00:30:03.250 Would you mind running me over? 733 00:30:03.250 --> 00:30:06.125 - Oh, yeah, I guess so, just let me go get James. 734 00:30:06.125 --> 00:30:07.250 - Oh let them be. 735 00:30:07.250 --> 00:30:09.542 He's having such a good time with my boys. 736 00:30:09.542 --> 00:30:12.292 Male bonding I guess they call it. 737 00:30:12.292 --> 00:30:13.250 - I guess so. 738 00:30:13.250 --> 00:30:14.958 - (laughs) Sounds gay to me. 739 00:30:14.958 --> 00:30:16.125 - Okay. (bass twangs) 740 00:30:16.125 --> 00:30:18.500 I'm just gonna to tell him we're leaving. 741 00:30:18.500 --> 00:30:21.000 - Wow that feels nice, is that nice, is that silk? 742 00:30:21.000 --> 00:30:23.042 - What the hell, what is going on in here? 743 00:30:23.042 --> 00:30:25.000 - Look, I'm turning gray. 744 00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:27.167 - Nevermind that, why is Uncle Lenny without pants 745 00:30:27.167 --> 00:30:29.000 and why are you touching his underwear? 746 00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:31.250 - He's showing me his apes boxers. 747 00:30:31.250 --> 00:30:33.375 Pretty cool, right? I love the "Planet of the Apes". 748 00:30:33.375 --> 00:30:34.917 Honey, can you get me a pair of these? 749 00:30:34.917 --> 00:30:38.042 - Stop touching him! Are you okay? 750 00:30:38.042 --> 00:30:39.500 - Couldn't be better. 751 00:30:39.500 --> 00:30:42.250 - Yeah, I doubt that. 752 00:30:42.250 --> 00:30:44.542 Look, I'm going to the store with grandma, 753 00:30:44.542 --> 00:30:46.667 we'll be back soon. 754 00:30:46.667 --> 00:30:48.292 - Have fun. 755 00:30:48.292 --> 00:30:53.000 (hisses) Attention shoppers, I'm drinking vodka (hisses). 756 00:30:54.375 --> 00:30:56.292 - James are you absolutely sure you're going to be okay? 757 00:30:56.292 --> 00:30:58.208 You're not used to drinking hard liquor. 758 00:30:58.208 --> 00:31:00.208 - This is different. It's homemade. 759 00:31:00.208 --> 00:31:03.042 It's pure nectar. From the potato gods. 760 00:31:03.042 --> 00:31:04.917 - So I heard. 761 00:31:04.917 --> 00:31:07.083 Donny, are you sure you should be drinking this 762 00:31:07.083 --> 00:31:08.583 before your colonoscopy? 763 00:31:08.583 --> 00:31:12.375 - It's okay. It makes the lemon laxative stuff taste great. 764 00:31:12.375 --> 00:31:14.708 Also, it might clean me out a little faster. 765 00:31:14.708 --> 00:31:17.208 I may have a little trouble controlling my sphincter muscle 766 00:31:17.208 --> 00:31:19.542 so just in case I'm wearing adult diapers. 767 00:31:19.542 --> 00:31:21.000 - Are you serious? 768 00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:22.250 - Wanna see? 769 00:31:22.250 --> 00:31:23.917 - No, God! No, stop! 770 00:31:23.917 --> 00:31:26.375 Why do you have to share this information with me? 771 00:31:26.375 --> 00:31:27.542 - You asked. 772 00:31:27.542 --> 00:31:31.458 - James, are you sure you're going to be okay. 773 00:31:31.458 --> 00:31:33.292 - I'm dandy. 774 00:31:34.292 --> 00:31:37.917 (descending bass notes) 775 00:31:41.250 --> 00:31:42.417 - I shouldn't leave him alone, 776 00:31:42.417 --> 00:31:44.375 I've got a bad feeling about this. 777 00:31:44.375 --> 00:31:45.375 - He'll be fine. 778 00:31:45.375 --> 00:31:49.292 Come one, get me to the store before it closes. 779 00:31:51.333 --> 00:31:53.208 (whimsical music) 780 00:31:53.208 --> 00:31:56.750 - Hey Jim, you hungry? You want some forever stew? 781 00:31:56.750 --> 00:31:58.167 - [James] What's that? 782 00:31:58.167 --> 00:32:00.250 - It's a pot of stew that's never empty. 783 00:32:00.250 --> 00:32:02.583 First we eat some, then we add some ingredients 784 00:32:02.583 --> 00:32:04.417 and put it back in the refrigerator 785 00:32:04.417 --> 00:32:06.208 and then we take it the next day 786 00:32:06.208 --> 00:32:08.250 and add more ingredients every day. 787 00:32:08.250 --> 00:32:10.042 - That can't be sanitary. 788 00:32:11.083 --> 00:32:14.458 - Who cares? It never goes away. 789 00:32:14.458 --> 00:32:16.583 Besides, doctors say once in awhile 790 00:32:16.583 --> 00:32:18.375 a little E. Coli is good for you. 791 00:32:18.375 --> 00:32:19.667 - I don't think that's true. 792 00:32:22.708 --> 00:32:26.292 - (lips smack) Mm. That's good eatin'. 793 00:32:27.417 --> 00:32:29.417 Watch this, I used to be a juggler. 794 00:32:29.417 --> 00:32:30.542 - Show him, Donny. 795 00:32:33.125 --> 00:32:34.000 Whoa! 796 00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:34.750 - Oh. (spoon clacks) 797 00:32:34.750 --> 00:32:35.625 - Thanks. 798 00:32:35.625 --> 00:32:36.542 - No problem. 799 00:32:36.542 --> 00:32:37.542 - What's that supposed to mean? 800 00:32:37.542 --> 00:32:38.708 - What? 801 00:32:38.708 --> 00:32:40.458 - You said, "No problem," could there have been a problem? 802 00:32:40.458 --> 00:32:42.417 - No, I gave you the spoon, it's a figure of speech. 803 00:32:42.417 --> 00:32:45.000 - No, you said,'cause you said, "No problem," which leads me 804 00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:47.208 to believe that maybe there have been problems in the past. 805 00:32:47.208 --> 00:32:49.042 - Nah, dude, never. 806 00:32:49.042 --> 00:32:51.458 - Don't you disrespect me for who I am 807 00:32:51.458 --> 00:32:52.625 or who I might be. 808 00:32:52.625 --> 00:32:54.125 - I would never do that. 809 00:32:54.125 --> 00:32:58.708 I just pick up spoons sometimes. 810 00:32:58.708 --> 00:33:01.708 - (laughing) Relax man, we're just messing with you. 811 00:33:03.167 --> 00:33:04.333 Yo, relax, what's wrong? 812 00:33:05.708 --> 00:33:07.167 - I'm a negaholic. 813 00:33:07.167 --> 00:33:08.458 - What's that? 814 00:33:09.583 --> 00:33:12.542 - I'm addicted to being negative. 815 00:33:12.542 --> 00:33:14.625 - Cheer up, it's a beautiful day. 816 00:33:14.625 --> 00:33:16.458 We're sitting around having some drinks. 817 00:33:16.458 --> 00:33:18.333 - Yeah, but it's supposed to rain later 818 00:33:18.333 --> 00:33:19.792 and I just washed my car. 819 00:33:19.792 --> 00:33:21.375 - Shut up and drink. 820 00:33:26.667 --> 00:33:29.333 - Oh. (men sighing) 821 00:33:32.167 --> 00:33:34.542 - Lenny, it's time for the vodka dance. 822 00:33:34.542 --> 00:33:35.708 Show him how it's done. 823 00:33:36.792 --> 00:33:38.500 ♪ Vodka, vodka, vodka ♪ 824 00:33:38.500 --> 00:33:40.250 ♪ Vodka, vodka, vodka ♪ 825 00:33:40.250 --> 00:33:41.750 ♪ Vodka, vodka, vodka ♪ 826 00:33:41.750 --> 00:33:43.333 ♪ Vodka, vodka, vodka ♪ 827 00:33:43.333 --> 00:33:44.750 ♪ The vodka goes in ♪ 828 00:33:44.750 --> 00:33:46.292 ♪ The vodka goes out ♪ 829 00:33:46.292 --> 00:33:47.667 ♪ The vodka goes in ♪ 830 00:33:47.667 --> 00:33:49.250 ♪ The vodka goes out ♪ 831 00:33:49.250 --> 00:33:50.625 ♪ The vodka goes in ♪ 832 00:33:50.625 --> 00:33:52.125 ♪ The vodka goes- ♪ 833 00:33:52.125 --> 00:33:54.417 - Wait, hey, wait a minute, what's the beat box? 834 00:33:54.417 --> 00:33:55.625 What is that? 835 00:33:55.625 --> 00:33:56.542 - Pft. 836 00:33:56.542 --> 00:33:59.417 - The vodka go, come on, vodka, vodka, vodka. 837 00:33:59.417 --> 00:34:00.375 - The vodka goes in. 838 00:34:00.375 --> 00:34:01.250 - The vodka goes out. - Vodka, vodka, vodka! 839 00:34:01.250 --> 00:34:05.042 - Vodka. All right. - The vodka goes... 840 00:34:07.583 --> 00:34:10.208 (mellow music) 841 00:34:13.292 --> 00:34:14.833 - I like this. 842 00:34:14.833 --> 00:34:17.250 - Good, okay, why don't you try it on in the dressing room. 843 00:34:17.250 --> 00:34:18.667 I think they're right there. 844 00:34:18.667 --> 00:34:20.417 - Oh that's okay, I'll just slip it on right here. 845 00:34:20.417 --> 00:34:22.250 - What, no, not here, in the dressing room. 846 00:34:22.250 --> 00:34:23.792 - Why, what's the difference? 847 00:34:23.792 --> 00:34:25.417 - You can't just do a strip tease right here 848 00:34:25.417 --> 00:34:26.333 in the middle of the store. 849 00:34:26.333 --> 00:34:28.167 - Nobody's gonna care about an old woman 850 00:34:28.167 --> 00:34:29.667 taking off her clothes. (laughs) 851 00:34:29.667 --> 00:34:31.250 Unless they're some kind of pervert. 852 00:34:31.250 --> 00:34:32.458 - Okay. 853 00:34:32.458 --> 00:34:35.500 - Oh come on, give me your hand so I don't fall on my face. 854 00:34:35.500 --> 00:34:37.917 - Since you're such a big "Planet of the Apes" fan 855 00:34:37.917 --> 00:34:39.917 I wonder if you've ever seen one of these? 856 00:34:39.917 --> 00:34:41.417 - Oh, what's that? 857 00:34:41.417 --> 00:34:42.583 - Check this out. 858 00:34:42.583 --> 00:34:45.292 All the "Planet of the Apes" movies right here. 859 00:34:45.292 --> 00:34:47.208 - You keep them in his head? 860 00:34:47.208 --> 00:34:48.500 How great is that? 861 00:34:48.500 --> 00:34:49.583 - Yeah. 862 00:34:49.583 --> 00:34:51.208 - Do you have the one that Tim Burton directed? 863 00:34:51.208 --> 00:34:55.125 - No. Don't ever mention that movie again. 864 00:34:55.125 --> 00:34:56.292 - Okay. 865 00:34:56.292 --> 00:34:57.708 - If you do, we'll have to hurt you 866 00:34:57.708 --> 00:34:59.667 and then you'll have to leave, understand? 867 00:34:59.667 --> 00:35:00.625 - Okay. 868 00:35:00.625 --> 00:35:02.750 - We're serious. You understand? 869 00:35:02.750 --> 00:35:03.833 Capiche? 870 00:35:03.833 --> 00:35:04.708 - Yes! - Verstehen? 871 00:35:04.708 --> 00:35:06.333 - Okay. Okay. 872 00:35:07.625 --> 00:35:10.292 What about "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"? 873 00:35:10.292 --> 00:35:11.292 - Oh that's great. 874 00:35:11.292 --> 00:35:14.375 - We love that one, fantastic. - Fantastic. 875 00:35:14.375 --> 00:35:15.833 (bass twanging) 876 00:35:15.833 --> 00:35:17.458 - Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. 877 00:35:18.792 --> 00:35:21.417 Excuse me, ma'am? You cannot undress here. 878 00:35:21.417 --> 00:35:23.333 You have to change in the dressing room. 879 00:35:23.333 --> 00:35:26.292 - Don't tell me what to do, I'll whack you in the face. 880 00:35:26.292 --> 00:35:27.167 - What? 881 00:35:27.167 --> 00:35:27.917 - You heard me. 882 00:35:27.917 --> 00:35:29.333 - Don't talk to me like that. 883 00:35:29.333 --> 00:35:33.458 - Oh, I'm sorry, how about take a hike, girl! 884 00:35:33.458 --> 00:35:34.708 Is that all right? Is that better? 885 00:35:34.708 --> 00:35:36.417 - Okay, you know what? 886 00:35:36.417 --> 00:35:37.625 I don't get paid enough for this. 887 00:35:37.625 --> 00:35:39.375 I'm gonna get the owner of the store. 888 00:35:39.375 --> 00:35:41.792 - Oh, the owner, oh, I'm afraid. 889 00:35:41.792 --> 00:35:43.625 - Grandma, stop. 890 00:35:43.625 --> 00:35:45.875 - Do I have to whack you too to get you- 891 00:35:45.875 --> 00:35:48.500 - All right, all right, what seems to be the problem ma'am? 892 00:35:48.500 --> 00:35:49.667 - I don't have a problem. 893 00:35:49.667 --> 00:35:51.333 She has the problem. - Don't touch me. 894 00:35:51.333 --> 00:35:52.750 - All right, all right, that's enough. 895 00:35:52.750 --> 00:35:53.917 You can't touch her like that, ma'am, 896 00:35:53.917 --> 00:35:56.750 and you can't stand around with no clothes on in my store. 897 00:35:56.750 --> 00:35:58.292 - Why, am I turning you on? 898 00:35:58.292 --> 00:36:00.417 - Oh please, you're just being vulgar now ma'am. 899 00:36:00.417 --> 00:36:02.667 - You want vulgar? Look in a mirror. 900 00:36:02.667 --> 00:36:04.542 - Okay, all right, that's it. 901 00:36:04.542 --> 00:36:05.750 Police station's two blocks away 902 00:36:05.750 --> 00:36:06.750 don't make me call. 903 00:36:06.750 --> 00:36:08.417 - When I say run, run. 904 00:36:08.417 --> 00:36:11.333 - What, no, just put your pants on and we'll leave. 905 00:36:11.333 --> 00:36:12.833 - Nobody tells me what to do. 906 00:36:12.833 --> 00:36:14.958 - Ma'am, ma'am, please just go. 907 00:36:14.958 --> 00:36:16.708 We'll forget the whole thing. 908 00:36:16.708 --> 00:36:18.292 - Ow! You hurt my arm. 909 00:36:18.292 --> 00:36:19.958 You should be ashamed of yourself 910 00:36:19.958 --> 00:36:21.500 picking on a little old lady. 911 00:36:21.500 --> 00:36:23.333 - Ow! Jeez! - Run! 912 00:36:24.750 --> 00:36:26.250 - Oh no. I'm sorry, I just- 913 00:36:26.250 --> 00:36:27.083 - Allright, alright! That's it. Sheila, Sheila call...call the police. 914 00:36:27.083 --> 00:36:29.917 - No, no, no, no don't. Oh my God. 915 00:36:35.250 --> 00:36:37.542 - What are you in training for, the Olympics? 916 00:36:37.542 --> 00:36:39.292 - Hurry up, they'll be coming out any second. 917 00:36:39.292 --> 00:36:41.250 Oh my God, how did this happen? 918 00:36:41.250 --> 00:36:44.250 Where are they? God, God, God, I can't go to jail! 919 00:36:44.250 --> 00:36:46.000 - Nobody's going to jail. (laughs) 920 00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:48.500 (car alarm beeps) 921 00:36:48.500 --> 00:36:49.708 - Get in! Get in! 922 00:36:51.250 --> 00:36:52.667 - It's locked. 923 00:36:52.667 --> 00:36:54.625 - Oh my God, what's wrong with you, stupid old woman? 924 00:36:54.625 --> 00:36:55.958 - Get in the car! - It's locked! 925 00:36:55.958 --> 00:36:57.833 It's unlocked! 926 00:36:57.833 --> 00:36:59.917 (sighs) Oh my God. 927 00:36:59.917 --> 00:37:01.375 - What's wrong with you, girl? 928 00:37:01.375 --> 00:37:03.292 Is this some kinda payback? 929 00:37:03.292 --> 00:37:06.083 - Why can't I do this? Oh my God. 930 00:37:06.083 --> 00:37:07.542 Do you think they're gonna send the cops after us? 931 00:37:07.542 --> 00:37:08.917 They're probably getting my license plate number 932 00:37:08.917 --> 00:37:10.833 as we speak, oh my God, we have to get outta here! 933 00:37:10.833 --> 00:37:12.583 - Nothings gonna happen. 934 00:37:12.583 --> 00:37:13.750 (Sarah grunts) 935 00:37:13.750 --> 00:37:15.292 Here, have LifeSaver. 936 00:37:15.292 --> 00:37:17.417 It'll calm you down. 937 00:37:17.417 --> 00:37:19.417 - Calm me down? Are they laced with Xanax? 938 00:37:19.417 --> 00:37:21.333 If not I don't think they're going to help. 939 00:37:21.333 --> 00:37:23.000 - They're called LifeSavers. 940 00:37:25.708 --> 00:37:27.292 - (laughing) Oh my God. 941 00:37:27.292 --> 00:37:28.625 - What did we do wrong? 942 00:37:28.625 --> 00:37:30.875 We ran out of a store. We didn't take anything. 943 00:37:30.875 --> 00:37:33.458 The owner'll be glad we're gone. 944 00:37:33.458 --> 00:37:34.500 He'll...eh...he'll be happy. 945 00:37:36.292 --> 00:37:38.000 He'll forget all about it. 946 00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:39.583 Now can we go home? 947 00:37:41.542 --> 00:37:42.417 - Okay. 948 00:37:42.417 --> 00:37:43.667 (mellow music) 949 00:37:43.667 --> 00:37:45.417 - Better? 950 00:37:45.417 --> 00:37:46.250 - Yes. 951 00:37:47.708 --> 00:37:49.542 - They're called LifeSavers. 952 00:37:57.792 --> 00:38:01.875 (chaotic bass music and drums) 953 00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:10.875 - Stand back or I'll kill this gorilla! 954 00:38:10.875 --> 00:38:13.000 - Please don't! He's my husband! 955 00:38:13.000 --> 00:38:15.458 - Okay, okay, calm down. 956 00:38:15.458 --> 00:38:20.458 - You tell your ape boss I want 50,000 in cash. 957 00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:22.375 - He won't go for that. 958 00:38:22.375 --> 00:38:26.333 - Then you're gonna have one very dead monkey 959 00:38:26.333 --> 00:38:28.375 on your hands. (growls) 960 00:38:28.375 --> 00:38:29.458 (record scratching) - Hey, take it easy! 961 00:38:29.458 --> 00:38:30.792 I keep the DVDs in there! 962 00:38:30.792 --> 00:38:32.792 - Oh, sorry. (knife thunks) 963 00:38:32.792 --> 00:38:35.667 (whimsical music) 964 00:38:37.917 --> 00:38:40.042 - Do you think Totie will be back at the house? 965 00:38:40.042 --> 00:38:41.667 - I don't know. 966 00:38:41.667 --> 00:38:45.375 I just hope the cops won't be there when we get back. 967 00:38:45.375 --> 00:38:47.667 - What? You said, I thought- 968 00:38:47.667 --> 00:38:50.667 - (laughs) Oh, calm down. I'm just messin' with you. 969 00:38:50.667 --> 00:38:51.708 (Sarah sighs) 970 00:38:51.708 --> 00:38:52.958 Where's your sense of humor? 971 00:38:52.958 --> 00:38:55.500 - Gone. I left it at the parking lot. 972 00:38:55.500 --> 00:38:57.500 I'm all outta humor, don't do that to me. 973 00:38:57.500 --> 00:38:58.625 - Okay, okay. 974 00:39:00.125 --> 00:39:03.000 (whimsical music) 975 00:39:08.542 --> 00:39:10.875 Where is everybody? 976 00:39:10.875 --> 00:39:12.833 (James screaming) (water spraying) 977 00:39:12.833 --> 00:39:17.833 - [James] Oh God! (screaming) 978 00:39:25.208 --> 00:39:28.542 Oh God! Oh God, it's insanity! 979 00:39:28.542 --> 00:39:29.542 - Oh my God! 980 00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:36.792 - Oh God! - What are you doing to him? 981 00:39:36.792 --> 00:39:38.500 - It's insanity! 982 00:39:38.500 --> 00:39:40.458 (water spraying) What have you done to the world? 983 00:39:40.458 --> 00:39:42.500 You left up only the monuments! 984 00:39:42.500 --> 00:39:44.583 What a weird choice! 985 00:39:44.583 --> 00:39:46.875 - More disgusting humans! - Get her! 986 00:39:46.875 --> 00:39:48.167 - Don't you dare! 987 00:39:48.167 --> 00:39:49.542 I will grab that hose 988 00:39:49.542 --> 00:39:51.208 and give you that colonoscopy right now. 989 00:39:51.208 --> 00:39:54.667 (bass twangs) - The humans are taking over! 990 00:39:54.667 --> 00:39:56.583 Run! Run, run! (screaming) 991 00:39:56.583 --> 00:39:59.458 - Oh my God. James, are you okay? 992 00:39:59.458 --> 00:40:00.792 - Are you Nova? 993 00:40:00.792 --> 00:40:02.583 - What? Oh my God, you reek. 994 00:40:04.042 --> 00:40:06.458 - Nova, you came to rescue me? 995 00:40:08.167 --> 00:40:09.875 - Oh my God, nevermind that. 996 00:40:09.875 --> 00:40:12.583 We have to get you inside before the neighbors complain. 997 00:40:12.583 --> 00:40:17.583 - Yes, yes, and before those damned dirty apes come back. 998 00:40:19.125 --> 00:40:20.000 Aah! 999 00:40:22.500 --> 00:40:24.875 - Why are you wearing Uncle Lenny's underwear? 1000 00:40:24.875 --> 00:40:27.750 (whimsical music) 1001 00:40:38.500 --> 00:40:41.042 (grandma sighs) 1002 00:40:42.542 --> 00:40:45.583 - Hi Sarah, who's this? One of your boyfriends? 1003 00:40:45.583 --> 00:40:46.792 - Hi Aunt Sunny. 1004 00:40:46.792 --> 00:40:49.125 - Is he okay, was there an accident? 1005 00:40:49.125 --> 00:40:50.750 He doesn't look so well. 1006 00:40:50.750 --> 00:40:53.625 - He's fine, just had a little too much to drink. 1007 00:40:53.625 --> 00:40:55.167 - I love you, Nova. 1008 00:40:55.167 --> 00:40:56.625 - Who's Nova? 1009 00:40:56.625 --> 00:40:57.958 - Mm, his mother, it's a long story. 1010 00:40:57.958 --> 00:41:00.500 Look, I have to get him to bed, 'kay? 1011 00:41:00.500 --> 00:41:03.125 - Dorothy, I brought you some of the deer meat 1012 00:41:03.125 --> 00:41:05.000 my grandson killed the other day. 1013 00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:08.000 Is it ever fresh and tender! 1014 00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:11.125 - Chew your own meat and choke on it. 1015 00:41:11.125 --> 00:41:13.625 - Aw, Dorothy, I brought this for you. 1016 00:41:13.625 --> 00:41:14.917 I know how much you like it. 1017 00:41:14.917 --> 00:41:17.208 - I told you not to come hear anymore. 1018 00:41:17.208 --> 00:41:20.167 Sarah! Just tell her to get out! 1019 00:41:20.167 --> 00:41:22.708 - You tell her, can't you see I have bigger problems? 1020 00:41:22.708 --> 00:41:27.208 - That's right Sarah, just run away just like your mother! 1021 00:41:27.208 --> 00:41:28.833 - What are you picking on her for? 1022 00:41:28.833 --> 00:41:29.917 - She's my granddaughter. 1023 00:41:29.917 --> 00:41:32.000 I can pick on her if I want to. 1024 00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:33.208 - That doesn't give you the right. 1025 00:41:33.208 --> 00:41:35.125 - Yes it does, you just take your animal flesh 1026 00:41:35.125 --> 00:41:36.750 and get out of my house! 1027 00:41:39.667 --> 00:41:43.208 - You're my Nova and you saved me from those savage apes. 1028 00:41:43.208 --> 00:41:46.667 In the movie Taylor saves Nova, but you saved me 1029 00:41:46.667 --> 00:41:47.667 and you're my Nova. 1030 00:41:47.667 --> 00:41:49.250 - Okay, stop saying Nova. 1031 00:41:49.250 --> 00:41:51.667 (hand slaps) Snap out of it! 1032 00:41:51.667 --> 00:41:55.875 - Now you're my Cher (laughs) and I'm Nicholas Cage. 1033 00:41:55.875 --> 00:41:58.000 - Lie down and pass out, please. 1034 00:42:00.333 --> 00:42:02.042 Oh God, why do you have to wear these stupid shoes? 1035 00:42:02.042 --> 00:42:04.208 - Could you have worn loafers? Something? 1036 00:42:04.208 --> 00:42:05.708 - You're my Nova. 1037 00:42:05.708 --> 00:42:06.958 - I thought I was Cher. 1038 00:42:06.958 --> 00:42:10.000 - That's right, Cher. 1039 00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:11.708 - (grunts) Okay. 1040 00:42:11.708 --> 00:42:13.167 (James laughs) 1041 00:42:13.167 --> 00:42:14.125 Come on, stupid shoe! 1042 00:42:14.125 --> 00:42:16.583 - You can do it, you're my Nova! 1043 00:42:16.583 --> 00:42:19.042 Nova, Nova, Nova, No- 1044 00:42:20.167 --> 00:42:22.208 (Sarah grunts) 1045 00:42:22.208 --> 00:42:23.375 I knew you could do it. 1046 00:42:23.375 --> 00:42:26.792 You're my Nova and my Cher. Boop. 1047 00:42:26.792 --> 00:42:29.542 - Right. Get some sleep. 1048 00:42:30.583 --> 00:42:32.875 - Sarah, get down here! She's killing me! 1049 00:42:32.875 --> 00:42:34.208 - Oh God, what now? 1050 00:42:37.917 --> 00:42:39.625 - [Sunny] You are such a pain in my neck! 1051 00:42:39.625 --> 00:42:41.208 - You crazy old- - You'll be so sorry- 1052 00:42:41.208 --> 00:42:42.208 - I don't care if - I'll pull every hair 1053 00:42:42.208 --> 00:42:43.917 - you're my sister, I'll pull- - outta your head! 1054 00:42:43.917 --> 00:42:44.625 I hate you! 1055 00:42:44.625 --> 00:42:46.083 - Stop it! What are you doing? 1056 00:42:46.083 --> 00:42:48.833 Cut it out, calm down, sit down grandma. 1057 00:42:48.833 --> 00:42:51.083 This is insane. 1058 00:42:51.083 --> 00:42:52.792 It's like a Jerry Springer show. 1059 00:42:52.792 --> 00:42:55.292 You're women in your 70s acting like children! 1060 00:42:55.292 --> 00:42:57.083 I'm embarrassed. 1061 00:42:57.083 --> 00:43:00.708 Two grown sisters going at each other like crazy wildcats. 1062 00:43:00.708 --> 00:43:02.625 - I'm only 59. 1063 00:43:02.625 --> 00:43:03.625 - That's not true! 1064 00:43:03.625 --> 00:43:05.250 Do you see, Sarah, how she lies? 1065 00:43:05.250 --> 00:43:06.750 - Nevermind that. 1066 00:43:06.750 --> 00:43:07.917 - Oh, get her out of here. 1067 00:43:07.917 --> 00:43:09.625 Get her out! Get her out of here! 1068 00:43:09.625 --> 00:43:10.458 - Okay, grandma, calm down, 1069 00:43:10.458 --> 00:43:11.917 you're going to have a heart attack. 1070 00:43:11.917 --> 00:43:13.708 Aunt Sunny, you have to go. 1071 00:43:13.708 --> 00:43:14.875 - I- 1072 00:43:14.875 --> 00:43:16.167 - No please don't say anything, just go. 1073 00:43:16.167 --> 00:43:18.292 - Sarah, we're sisters, we fight all the time. 1074 00:43:18.292 --> 00:43:19.458 That's what sisters do! 1075 00:43:19.458 --> 00:43:21.083 - Not normal sisters. 1076 00:43:21.083 --> 00:43:21.958 - Sarah! 1077 00:43:21.958 --> 00:43:23.667 - Just please go. 1078 00:43:23.667 --> 00:43:25.958 - All right, for you I will. 1079 00:43:25.958 --> 00:43:27.292 Dorothy, see you later. 1080 00:43:27.292 --> 00:43:28.292 - Like hell you will! 1081 00:43:28.292 --> 00:43:31.958 I'll shoot you like your grandson shot that deer. 1082 00:43:31.958 --> 00:43:34.958 - You gotta thin out the deer population. 1083 00:43:34.958 --> 00:43:37.958 - Let's thin out the asshole population 1084 00:43:37.958 --> 00:43:40.208 and let's start with you! 1085 00:43:41.292 --> 00:43:43.250 I'll kill her! 1086 00:43:43.250 --> 00:43:45.333 - You're not killing anybody! 1087 00:43:45.333 --> 00:43:48.792 Look at you, your blood pressure is probably sky high. 1088 00:43:48.792 --> 00:43:50.292 You look like a giant red beat. 1089 00:43:50.292 --> 00:43:52.958 Oh my God, I'm gonna get something to clean you up. 1090 00:43:52.958 --> 00:43:56.375 Just put your head back and try to rest. 1091 00:43:56.375 --> 00:43:59.167 - All right. I'll try to do that. 1092 00:44:00.333 --> 00:44:02.042 (gentle piano music) While I'm resting 1093 00:44:02.042 --> 00:44:04.417 why don't you visit your father? 1094 00:44:04.417 --> 00:44:05.042 - What'd you say? 1095 00:44:06.125 --> 00:44:08.917 I said pay your father a visit. 1096 00:44:08.917 --> 00:44:12.792 He could use a visitor and tell me how he is. 1097 00:44:12.792 --> 00:44:15.083 He fell last night in the bathroom 1098 00:44:15.083 --> 00:44:17.417 and he spent the whole night there. 1099 00:44:17.417 --> 00:44:19.000 - Is that true? 1100 00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:21.500 - I don't know, that's what one of the neighbors said. 1101 00:44:21.500 --> 00:44:24.917 - Oh, just go would you please? 1102 00:44:24.917 --> 00:44:26.333 - Okay. 1103 00:44:26.333 --> 00:44:31.000 - Oh, in the refrigerator I have a frozen lasagna. 1104 00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:32.708 Why don't you bring it to him. 1105 00:44:32.708 --> 00:44:34.333 God knows what he eats. 1106 00:44:34.333 --> 00:44:36.208 Just go please. 1107 00:44:36.208 --> 00:44:37.083 - Okay. 1108 00:44:40.333 --> 00:44:41.875 (whimsical music) 1109 00:44:41.875 --> 00:44:45.042 - Damn that Sunny. She disrupts every living thing. 1110 00:44:53.500 --> 00:44:54.792 (electronic music) (guns firing) 1111 00:44:54.792 --> 00:44:55.958 (door knocks) 1112 00:44:55.958 --> 00:44:59.958 - Ah, why can't they leave me alone. 1113 00:45:07.750 --> 00:45:10.750 (woman on TV screaming) 1114 00:45:10.750 --> 00:45:12.375 - Hey dad, how are you? 1115 00:45:16.292 --> 00:45:18.167 - You know, I haven't seen you in about a year. 1116 00:45:18.167 --> 00:45:20.125 - It's only been a few months. 1117 00:45:20.125 --> 00:45:21.333 - Yeah, whatever. 1118 00:45:21.333 --> 00:45:22.917 My point being you got great timing. 1119 00:45:22.917 --> 00:45:25.250 That was the most crucial part of the show. 1120 00:45:25.250 --> 00:45:26.292 - Nice to see you too. 1121 00:45:26.292 --> 00:45:27.458 What show is so important? 1122 00:45:27.458 --> 00:45:29.042 - "Night Rider". 1123 00:45:29.042 --> 00:45:31.042 - Are you serious? That show with David Hasselhoff? 1124 00:45:31.042 --> 00:45:32.875 - Otherwise known as the best thing on television. 1125 00:45:32.875 --> 00:45:33.792 - Listen- 1126 00:45:33.792 --> 00:45:34.417 - What time is it? 1127 00:45:34.417 --> 00:45:36.083 - I don't know, six? 1128 00:45:36.083 --> 00:45:37.792 - Let me know when it's 6:30. 1129 00:45:37.792 --> 00:45:39.333 Tony Bennett special is on. 1130 00:45:39.333 --> 00:45:40.583 - Oh wow, are you serious? 1131 00:45:40.583 --> 00:45:41.917 God, I love him. 1132 00:45:41.917 --> 00:45:43.500 You know, I think he's in his 90s. 1133 00:45:43.500 --> 00:45:45.417 He looks great for his age. 1134 00:45:45.417 --> 00:45:46.292 - It's all drugs. 1135 00:45:46.292 --> 00:45:47.458 - What? 1136 00:45:47.458 --> 00:45:48.833 - Well maybe not Tony, he's all natural, 1137 00:45:48.833 --> 00:45:50.417 but the rest all do tons of drugs. 1138 00:45:50.417 --> 00:45:54.875 You see, to be a singer or, or a movie star, 1139 00:45:54.875 --> 00:45:57.125 to be in that business you can't be normal. 1140 00:45:57.125 --> 00:45:58.333 They need to stay high. 1141 00:45:58.333 --> 00:46:00.167 All those people are on drugs. 1142 00:46:00.167 --> 00:46:02.250 They're not regular. They can't be. 1143 00:46:02.250 --> 00:46:05.250 - Speaking of not regular, how's your head? 1144 00:46:05.250 --> 00:46:07.000 - What are you talking about? 1145 00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:08.292 - Grandma said you fell and hit your head 1146 00:46:08.292 --> 00:46:09.417 on the toilet last night. 1147 00:46:09.417 --> 00:46:12.000 - Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot. 1148 00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:13.417 - How could you forget? 1149 00:46:13.417 --> 00:46:15.375 Grandma said you fell and were stuck there all night. 1150 00:46:15.375 --> 00:46:16.583 - Wrong. Just a few minutes. 1151 00:46:16.583 --> 00:46:18.333 I had a little trouble getting up. 1152 00:46:18.333 --> 00:46:19.542 - Well she said you couldn't get up. 1153 00:46:19.542 --> 00:46:22.125 - Grandma exaggerates things, you know that. 1154 00:46:22.125 --> 00:46:24.375 - Okay, are you okay? Did you get hurt? 1155 00:46:24.375 --> 00:46:26.125 - Yeah, I think I got a little bump. 1156 00:46:26.125 --> 00:46:27.458 - What happened? 1157 00:46:27.458 --> 00:46:29.375 - I don't know, I got up to flush 1158 00:46:29.375 --> 00:46:31.375 and then I slipped and fell. 1159 00:46:31.375 --> 00:46:32.958 You know what I need? 1160 00:46:32.958 --> 00:46:35.833 I need one of those automatic flushing toilets 1161 00:46:35.833 --> 00:46:37.250 like in a public bathroom. 1162 00:46:37.250 --> 00:46:39.500 You know, you take a dump and swoosh, 1163 00:46:40.417 --> 00:46:41.625 it goes right down. 1164 00:46:41.625 --> 00:46:46.250 No waiting, I don't have to reach it just flushes as you go. 1165 00:46:46.958 --> 00:46:48.083 - Beautiful. - Oh my God, 1166 00:46:48.083 --> 00:46:51.000 what is with you guys and your obsession with toilets? 1167 00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:54.167 - And maybe after, it squirts a nice burst of cologne. 1168 00:46:54.167 --> 00:46:55.583 - All right, that's enough. - Nah, I'm just sayin'- 1169 00:46:55.583 --> 00:46:57.333 - Nah I'm just sayin'- - It's not a bad idea. 1170 00:46:57.333 --> 00:46:58.167 - That's enough. 1171 00:46:58.167 --> 00:47:00.000 You know what you need? 1172 00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:00.875 - What's that? 1173 00:47:00.875 --> 00:47:02.125 - One of those medical alert necklaces 1174 00:47:02.125 --> 00:47:03.333 you wear around your neck- 1175 00:47:03.333 --> 00:47:05.500 - No, hey, hey, I know what they are. I know what they are. 1176 00:47:05.500 --> 00:47:08.000 No, I'm not wearing a necklace. 1177 00:47:08.000 --> 00:47:10.125 That's for little old ladies. 1178 00:47:10.125 --> 00:47:11.292 - It's not just for old ladies. 1179 00:47:11.292 --> 00:47:13.083 - I seen the commercial like everyone else. 1180 00:47:13.083 --> 00:47:17.250 The old broad screams "I've fallen, I can't get up!" 1181 00:47:17.250 --> 00:47:19.875 I say, "Stay down you pain in the ass! 1182 00:47:19.875 --> 00:47:21.292 "Who cares about you anyway?" (laughs) 1183 00:47:21.292 --> 00:47:23.500 - Why do have to get so nasty about a commercial? 1184 00:47:23.500 --> 00:47:25.917 - I'm not getting nasty. What I'm joking. 1185 00:47:25.917 --> 00:47:28.125 I'd help the old broad out push come to shove. 1186 00:47:28.125 --> 00:47:31.333 - All right, well listen, I brought you some lasagna. 1187 00:47:31.333 --> 00:47:32.208 - Who made it? 1188 00:47:32.208 --> 00:47:33.042 - Grandma. 1189 00:47:33.042 --> 00:47:34.458 - Ah, keep it, I'm not eating that. 1190 00:47:34.458 --> 00:47:35.708 - Why not? 1191 00:47:35.708 --> 00:47:36.667 - Because it tastes like fried armpits. 1192 00:47:36.667 --> 00:47:38.375 - All right, well you have to eat something. 1193 00:47:38.375 --> 00:47:39.208 - I eat. 1194 00:47:40.375 --> 00:47:42.583 I eat stuff that tastes like food. 1195 00:47:42.583 --> 00:47:44.625 - Listen, why don't you come 1196 00:47:44.625 --> 00:47:46.458 to the party today at grandma's? 1197 00:47:46.458 --> 00:47:47.708 - What's it her birthday or something? 1198 00:47:47.708 --> 00:47:49.417 - No it's Mother's Day. 1199 00:47:49.417 --> 00:47:51.292 Her birthday was like two months ago. 1200 00:47:51.292 --> 00:47:52.458 - Yeah, I thought it was kinda soon. 1201 00:47:52.458 --> 00:47:54.000 - How could you think it was- 1202 00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:56.042 - No, no, no, don't start. 1203 00:47:56.042 --> 00:47:57.292 - No, I'm just saying- 1204 00:47:57.292 --> 00:48:00.208 - No, no, woo, woo, don't start with me. 1205 00:48:00.208 --> 00:48:01.917 - All right, all right, calm down. 1206 00:48:03.042 --> 00:48:05.625 - And it's Mother's Day, not Grandma's Day. 1207 00:48:05.625 --> 00:48:07.458 What's she celebrating it for? 1208 00:48:07.458 --> 00:48:08.917 - She's a mother too. 1209 00:48:08.917 --> 00:48:11.500 - (laughs) Well it's one or the other. 1210 00:48:11.500 --> 00:48:13.667 I'd go to the Grandma Day party. 1211 00:48:13.667 --> 00:48:14.667 Is there such a thing? 1212 00:48:14.667 --> 00:48:15.583 - I don't know, look- 1213 00:48:15.583 --> 00:48:16.625 - Is it 6:30 yet? 1214 00:48:16.625 --> 00:48:17.750 - No. 1215 00:48:17.750 --> 00:48:19.083 - Why don't you stay and watch the concert with me? 1216 00:48:19.083 --> 00:48:19.500 Come on. 1217 00:48:19.500 --> 00:48:20.583 - No thanks. 1218 00:48:20.583 --> 00:48:22.542 I'm gonna put this in the freezer just in case. 1219 00:48:22.542 --> 00:48:24.083 - Just in case what? 1220 00:48:24.083 --> 00:48:25.625 I wanna poison somebody? 1221 00:48:25.625 --> 00:48:28.625 Here, have some lasagna. (groans) 1222 00:48:28.625 --> 00:48:30.583 - Hey, try and come to the party today. 1223 00:48:30.583 --> 00:48:32.250 It would mean a lot to grandma. 1224 00:48:33.250 --> 00:48:35.250 - Can I bring a date? 1225 00:48:35.250 --> 00:48:36.292 - Who? 1226 00:48:37.375 --> 00:48:40.083 Nevermind, sure why not. 1227 00:48:40.083 --> 00:48:44.250 - Huh, maybe I'll come. But don't count on me. 1228 00:48:44.250 --> 00:48:47.250 'Kay. Well, enjoy Tony. 1229 00:48:48.625 --> 00:48:50.167 Hope he gets his heart back. 1230 00:48:51.250 --> 00:48:53.292 - (laughs) What? 1231 00:48:54.333 --> 00:48:56.542 - In San Francisco? 1232 00:48:56.542 --> 00:49:00.292 - Ah. (laughs) Not funny. 1233 00:49:00.292 --> 00:49:03.042 - Uh-huh. (horn whomps) 1234 00:49:03.042 --> 00:49:05.625 (cheerful music) 1235 00:49:11.125 --> 00:49:12.375 Where is everybody? 1236 00:49:12.375 --> 00:49:14.000 - Totie's on her way 1237 00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:16.083 and the rest of them are sleeping it off. 1238 00:49:18.208 --> 00:49:20.000 So is he coming? 1239 00:49:20.000 --> 00:49:21.667 - Maybe, he's not sure. 1240 00:49:21.667 --> 00:49:23.458 - Oh, he's gotta get out more. 1241 00:49:23.458 --> 00:49:26.750 - Well, maybe it's better he doesn't come. 1242 00:49:26.750 --> 00:49:29.417 I told my mother he was dead. 1243 00:49:29.417 --> 00:49:32.000 - (laughs) Oh, then he has to come 1244 00:49:32.000 --> 00:49:35.167 so I could see the look on Totie's face. 1245 00:49:35.167 --> 00:49:36.333 Oh. 1246 00:49:37.458 --> 00:49:39.292 - Did Totie come with the cake yet? 1247 00:49:39.292 --> 00:49:42.583 - Calm down. Totie's on the way. 1248 00:49:42.583 --> 00:49:45.792 - Hot damn. I'm gonna take a quick shower. 1249 00:49:45.792 --> 00:49:47.458 - Oh, why don't you let me hose you down. 1250 00:49:47.458 --> 00:49:49.042 - Nah, that's all right. 1251 00:49:49.042 --> 00:49:51.208 Come on Sarah, we were just playing "Planet of the Apes". 1252 00:49:51.208 --> 00:49:54.167 Yeah, well now James is going to have an ape of a headache. 1253 00:49:54.167 --> 00:49:57.500 - Knock, knock! We're here! 1254 00:49:57.500 --> 00:49:59.375 - Well finally, at last! 1255 00:49:59.375 --> 00:50:02.292 - Aah, Happy Mother's Day ma! 1256 00:50:02.292 --> 00:50:05.667 Oh, you look great, mama, how you feelin'? 1257 00:50:05.667 --> 00:50:07.125 - Okay. 1258 00:50:07.125 --> 00:50:08.708 - Oh, Lenny, it's been awhile! 1259 00:50:10.292 --> 00:50:12.125 - I see you're still with him? 1260 00:50:13.042 --> 00:50:15.083 - Oh, how you doin' ma? 1261 00:50:15.083 --> 00:50:16.667 - Please tell me that's the cake. 1262 00:50:16.667 --> 00:50:18.208 - Yes, yes, that's the cake. 1263 00:50:18.208 --> 00:50:20.208 My God, you're like a crack addict for cake. 1264 00:50:20.208 --> 00:50:22.625 - Hallelujah, the cake is here! 1265 00:50:22.625 --> 00:50:24.250 Where have you been? 1266 00:50:24.250 --> 00:50:26.083 We've been waiting for you all day. 1267 00:50:26.083 --> 00:50:28.708 - Well I'm sorry, I lost track of time. 1268 00:50:28.708 --> 00:50:30.500 - You always lose track of time. 1269 00:50:30.500 --> 00:50:32.125 Why don't you wear a watch? 1270 00:50:32.125 --> 00:50:33.250 - They don't work! 1271 00:50:33.250 --> 00:50:35.458 I got too much electricity in my body. 1272 00:50:35.458 --> 00:50:37.208 It makes the watch run backwards. 1273 00:50:37.208 --> 00:50:39.500 I think because I ate too many pickles as a kid. 1274 00:50:39.500 --> 00:50:42.208 - More like you dropped too much acid as a teen. 1275 00:50:43.625 --> 00:50:46.500 - Happy Mother's Day, ma. From both of us. 1276 00:50:46.500 --> 00:50:48.542 - Don't call me ma. 1277 00:50:48.542 --> 00:50:50.708 What kinda cake is that? 1278 00:50:50.708 --> 00:50:53.167 - Delicious, that's what kind. 1279 00:50:53.167 --> 00:50:55.542 - It says, "Happy Mother's Day, Totie". 1280 00:50:55.542 --> 00:50:56.750 What about me? 1281 00:50:56.750 --> 00:50:58.792 - Right there, right there, see? 1282 00:50:58.792 --> 00:51:01.667 - Why isn't it written out nice like hers? 1283 00:51:01.667 --> 00:51:04.667 - No, they...they screwed up at the bakery. 1284 00:51:04.667 --> 00:51:06.250 They forgot to put your name on it. 1285 00:51:06.250 --> 00:51:08.250 - I think you screwed up, you forgot to tell them. 1286 00:51:08.250 --> 00:51:09.833 - No, it wasn't like that! 1287 00:51:09.833 --> 00:51:12.125 We noticed it in the car, all right? 1288 00:51:12.125 --> 00:51:13.375 So I made a little note. 1289 00:51:13.375 --> 00:51:15.667 Look, I used a pink sharpie. Cute, huh? 1290 00:51:15.667 --> 00:51:19.250 Here, keep it as a remembrance. 1291 00:51:19.250 --> 00:51:22.292 - I'm touched. I'll save it for future reference. 1292 00:51:22.292 --> 00:51:23.583 - All right, I wanna sit down. 1293 00:51:23.583 --> 00:51:25.625 Take a seat, have a little breather. Hoo. 1294 00:51:25.625 --> 00:51:29.458 - Holy moly, how many babies have you got in there? 1295 00:51:29.458 --> 00:51:31.250 You're gigantic? 1296 00:51:31.250 --> 00:51:33.792 - Okay ma, come on, you know this isn't easy for me. 1297 00:51:33.792 --> 00:51:35.583 - Hey, we found out what it's gonna be. 1298 00:51:35.583 --> 00:51:38.458 - Let me guess. A baby rhino. 1299 00:51:38.458 --> 00:51:40.292 - Oh, okay ma, now that's enough. 1300 00:51:40.292 --> 00:51:42.625 All right, like we're havin' a boy. 1301 00:51:42.625 --> 00:51:44.958 - I'm really happy for you. (lips smack) 1302 00:51:44.958 --> 00:51:46.792 - I can't wait to smell it's head. 1303 00:51:46.792 --> 00:51:48.417 - What? 1304 00:51:48.417 --> 00:51:51.375 - A baby's head has the most wonderful freshest smell. 1305 00:51:51.375 --> 00:51:52.708 - That's sick. 1306 00:51:52.708 --> 00:51:54.667 - No it's not, it's perfectly natural. 1307 00:51:54.667 --> 00:51:56.792 And addictive, it's like a drug. 1308 00:51:56.792 --> 00:51:59.708 I heard about this woman at a childcare center, 1309 00:51:59.708 --> 00:52:01.667 she got arrested for begging mothers 1310 00:52:01.667 --> 00:52:03.292 to smell their babies' heads. 1311 00:52:03.292 --> 00:52:05.292 - 'Kay, honey, that's enough about the babies' heads. 1312 00:52:05.292 --> 00:52:07.167 You're upsetting everyone. 1313 00:52:07.167 --> 00:52:09.708 (horn whomping) 1314 00:52:11.333 --> 00:52:13.875 (chaotic music) 1315 00:52:42.833 --> 00:52:45.500 (James grunts) 1316 00:52:52.917 --> 00:52:55.667 (water rushing) 1317 00:53:04.708 --> 00:53:07.542 (bottles rattling) 1318 00:53:13.792 --> 00:53:17.417 (alarming electronic tones) 1319 00:53:17.417 --> 00:53:22.417 (James screams) (horn whomping) 1320 00:53:30.375 --> 00:53:32.292 - Oh Mother of God, help us. 1321 00:53:33.542 --> 00:53:36.042 (footsteps approaching) - What was that? 1322 00:53:36.042 --> 00:53:38.250 - I think dad's ghost is haunting us. 1323 00:53:39.542 --> 00:53:42.250 Dad, I'm sorry. I'll bring you back in the house. 1324 00:53:42.250 --> 00:53:46.292 - Wow, you look like something out of a fetish porn video. 1325 00:53:46.292 --> 00:53:47.542 Not that I would know. 1326 00:53:47.542 --> 00:53:49.875 - How come everybody in this house is always getting naked? 1327 00:53:49.875 --> 00:53:52.292 Uncle Donny, please put some clothes on! 1328 00:53:53.917 --> 00:53:54.792 - Where' the vodka? 1329 00:53:54.792 --> 00:53:55.958 - What? 1330 00:53:55.958 --> 00:53:57.708 - Vodka, the vodka, I need the vodka. 1331 00:54:02.792 --> 00:54:05.708 (James gargles) 1332 00:54:05.708 --> 00:54:07.292 (James spits) 1333 00:54:07.292 --> 00:54:08.583 - Hey, that's precious stuff, you're wasting it! 1334 00:54:08.583 --> 00:54:09.708 - What is wrong with you? 1335 00:54:09.708 --> 00:54:10.583 - Fungal cream. (bass twangs) 1336 00:54:10.583 --> 00:54:11.750 - What? 1337 00:54:11.750 --> 00:54:14.792 - I brushed my teeth with anti-fungal cream. 1338 00:54:14.792 --> 00:54:18.583 - Oh, that must be mine. I had a condition. 1339 00:54:18.583 --> 00:54:20.583 That really fixed me up. 1340 00:54:20.583 --> 00:54:23.417 (James retching) 1341 00:54:28.417 --> 00:54:30.625 - Oh, my mouth tastes like the bottom of a bird cage. 1342 00:54:30.625 --> 00:54:31.792 I think I'm dying. 1343 00:54:31.792 --> 00:54:34.833 - Chill out, you're just hungover, that's all. 1344 00:54:34.833 --> 00:54:37.542 And you nearly cleared us out of vodka. 1345 00:54:37.542 --> 00:54:39.542 - Okay, you know what, Donny go put some clothes on. 1346 00:54:39.542 --> 00:54:41.625 I feel like I'm at a low budget Chippendale's. 1347 00:54:41.625 --> 00:54:43.458 - Yeah Donny, go put your jammies on. 1348 00:54:43.458 --> 00:54:45.292 - I told you it's lounge wear. 1349 00:54:46.083 --> 00:54:47.375 Lounge wear. 1350 00:54:48.958 --> 00:54:51.458 - Oh God, my head is killing me. 1351 00:54:51.458 --> 00:54:52.625 - Aw, come over hear sweetie. 1352 00:54:52.625 --> 00:54:54.458 We have the perfect cure, come on. 1353 00:54:56.958 --> 00:54:59.458 There you go, bring it in, all right. 1354 00:54:59.458 --> 00:55:01.583 We know just the cure. 1355 00:55:03.458 --> 00:55:07.500 (exotic meditation music) 1356 00:55:07.500 --> 00:55:08.917 Give me your hand. 1357 00:55:11.500 --> 00:55:14.917 Close your eyes, relax. 1358 00:55:14.917 --> 00:55:17.500 Imagine you're on the beach. 1359 00:55:17.500 --> 00:55:19.792 You can hear the waves crashing on the shore. 1360 00:55:20.917 --> 00:55:23.583 (waves whooshing) (Dimpy whooshing) 1361 00:55:23.583 --> 00:55:25.667 - He doesn't like the beach. 1362 00:55:25.667 --> 00:55:29.333 - And it's beautiful and peaceful. 1363 00:55:30.625 --> 00:55:33.667 And there's seagulls, they're soaring over the water. 1364 00:55:33.667 --> 00:55:36.125 (Dimpy squealing) 1365 00:55:36.125 --> 00:55:38.333 - He hates the beach. 1366 00:55:39.500 --> 00:55:40.917 Nope, doesn't like his head rubbed. 1367 00:55:40.917 --> 00:55:44.792 - And it's relaxing. And so peaceful. 1368 00:55:44.792 --> 00:55:46.375 (Dimpy squealing) (record scratches) 1369 00:55:46.375 --> 00:55:48.708 - You know what? It's not so peaceful. 1370 00:55:50.125 --> 00:55:51.958 What happened to your patch? You said you lost your eye. 1371 00:55:51.958 --> 00:55:54.708 - No, I lost the patch, nothing wrong with my eye. 1372 00:55:54.708 --> 00:55:55.833 - But you- 1373 00:55:55.833 --> 00:55:57.917 - I'm fine. I just thought it would be cool 1374 00:55:57.917 --> 00:56:00.083 to go to New York City and wear an eye patch. 1375 00:56:00.083 --> 00:56:03.083 - So you just lied about losing your eye? 1376 00:56:03.083 --> 00:56:04.750 - I didn't lie, I made it up. 1377 00:56:04.750 --> 00:56:05.875 - Same thing. 1378 00:56:05.875 --> 00:56:07.542 - (laughs) No, you just don't know the difference. 1379 00:56:07.542 --> 00:56:08.750 - That's absurd, there's no difference. 1380 00:56:08.750 --> 00:56:09.708 - James. 1381 00:56:09.708 --> 00:56:12.083 - But- - James, just let it be. 1382 00:56:12.083 --> 00:56:14.458 - Yeah Jimbo, take a lesson from the Beatles. 1383 00:56:14.458 --> 00:56:15.875 - What? 1384 00:56:15.875 --> 00:56:19.042 - Skip it. You don't get a lotta stuff, do you James? 1385 00:56:19.042 --> 00:56:20.542 - Can everyone stop talking? 1386 00:56:20.542 --> 00:56:21.833 Okay, you're ruining the moment. 1387 00:56:21.833 --> 00:56:24.083 - What moment? There is no moment. 1388 00:56:24.083 --> 00:56:27.125 There was never a moment. 1389 00:56:27.125 --> 00:56:28.958 (door knocks) 1390 00:56:28.958 --> 00:56:30.958 - [Dorothy] Come in, it's open! 1391 00:56:30.958 --> 00:56:33.042 - It's right in this way, step up. 1392 00:56:33.042 --> 00:56:35.750 It's kind of an old house. (horn whomps) 1393 00:56:35.750 --> 00:56:40.750 - Hey! The kid told me there was a party, so here I am. 1394 00:56:41.583 --> 00:56:45.125 Dorothy, Happy Mother's Day. 1395 00:56:45.125 --> 00:56:47.750 - If you didn't notice, that's for the wrong holiday. 1396 00:56:47.750 --> 00:56:49.042 Do you know what day it is? 1397 00:56:49.042 --> 00:56:50.583 Do you know what year it is? 1398 00:56:50.583 --> 00:56:53.667 - Yeah, see I meant to bring it on Valentine's Day 1399 00:56:53.667 --> 00:56:55.583 but I never made it. 1400 00:56:55.583 --> 00:56:56.958 But it's all still good. 1401 00:56:56.958 --> 00:56:59.250 And look, see, it's a heart! 1402 00:56:59.250 --> 00:57:02.042 See it means love. 1403 00:57:02.042 --> 00:57:04.542 - You guys never get it right. 1404 00:57:04.542 --> 00:57:08.167 - Oh, surprise, surprise, I guess it's double Mother's Day. 1405 00:57:08.167 --> 00:57:11.625 - You said he was dead. You lied to me! 1406 00:57:11.625 --> 00:57:14.667 - Oh, no, I didn't, I made it up. 1407 00:57:14.667 --> 00:57:16.625 Ask Dimpy, there's a difference. 1408 00:57:16.625 --> 00:57:19.458 - Oh, you made it up that I was dead. That's, that's nice. 1409 00:57:20.875 --> 00:57:22.042 I thought you were in Amsterdam. 1410 00:57:22.042 --> 00:57:23.583 - Hi, Rog. 1411 00:57:23.583 --> 00:57:25.250 I was, I just got back couple days ago. 1412 00:57:25.250 --> 00:57:27.500 - What happen, they run outta hash? 1413 00:57:27.500 --> 00:57:29.167 - Cut it out, Rodger. 1414 00:57:29.167 --> 00:57:31.792 If you're gonna keep up with that crap you'll have to leave. 1415 00:57:31.792 --> 00:57:32.958 - Okay, okay. 1416 00:57:32.958 --> 00:57:35.792 What's with that tall drink of water? 1417 00:57:35.792 --> 00:57:37.583 - Oh, thanks for asking, Dorothy. 1418 00:57:37.583 --> 00:57:39.625 This beautiful creature here 1419 00:57:39.625 --> 00:57:42.500 on my arm is my girlfriend, Oda. 1420 00:57:42.500 --> 00:57:45.208 - Oder? That's not a name, that's a smell. 1421 00:57:45.208 --> 00:57:49.167 - It's not Oder, it's Oda, it means to praise God. 1422 00:57:49.167 --> 00:57:50.958 - Nice, well this is my boyfriend Dimpy. 1423 00:57:50.958 --> 00:57:52.167 Dimpy. 1424 00:57:52.167 --> 00:57:54.625 Means good in bed, something you would know nothin' about. 1425 00:57:54.625 --> 00:57:57.000 - Yeah, well I get no complaints from Oda. 1426 00:57:57.000 --> 00:57:59.875 - I wouldn't complain either if I got paid too. 1427 00:57:59.875 --> 00:58:04.167 - I'm not getting paid. (speaking in Turkish language) 1428 00:58:04.167 --> 00:58:06.667 Rodger, I'll wait for you right there, okay? 1429 00:58:06.667 --> 00:58:09.292 - All right, baby. (lips smacking) 1430 00:58:09.292 --> 00:58:10.167 I'll miss you. 1431 00:58:13.125 --> 00:58:14.333 - What did she say? 1432 00:58:14.333 --> 00:58:16.000 - She said she hopes you have a beautiful baby. 1433 00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:17.667 - It didn't sound like that. 1434 00:58:17.667 --> 00:58:19.958 - I know, what language was that?' 1435 00:58:19.958 --> 00:58:21.083 - I think it was Klingon. 1436 00:58:21.083 --> 00:58:22.333 - Oh, shut up Dimp. 1437 00:58:22.333 --> 00:58:26.125 - You think maybe we could be civil to each other just once? 1438 00:58:26.125 --> 00:58:27.292 - I don't think so. 1439 00:58:27.292 --> 00:58:30.000 - God, could this be any more uncomfortable. 1440 00:58:30.000 --> 00:58:31.542 - This is not uncomfortable. 1441 00:58:32.292 --> 00:58:33.958 We're all adults here. 1442 00:58:33.958 --> 00:58:35.792 These two got married 25 years ago 1443 00:58:35.792 --> 00:58:37.125 and then they got a divorce. 1444 00:58:37.125 --> 00:58:39.583 That's normal. That happens to a lotta people. 1445 00:58:39.583 --> 00:58:42.833 Now they haven't seen each other in four years. 1446 00:58:42.833 --> 00:58:46.125 Totie has a boyfriend, Rodger has girlfriend. 1447 00:58:46.125 --> 00:58:48.708 Rodger came here, he didn't know he was gonna see Totie. 1448 00:58:48.708 --> 00:58:50.250 He certainly didn't know she was pregnant. 1449 00:58:50.250 --> 00:58:52.125 Hell, she thought he was dead. 1450 00:58:54.125 --> 00:58:55.292 You know, you're right. 1451 00:58:55.292 --> 00:58:58.167 This is...this is beyond uncomfortable. 1452 00:58:58.167 --> 00:59:01.750 Downright awkward and pretty freakin' dangerous. 1453 00:59:04.583 --> 00:59:07.708 (footsteps retreating) 1454 00:59:09.250 --> 00:59:12.875 - Well it's Mother's Day, isn't that wonderful? 1455 00:59:12.875 --> 00:59:16.250 You know, it's also the sixth month anniversary 1456 00:59:16.250 --> 00:59:19.000 of your father's death. 1457 00:59:19.000 --> 00:59:20.958 Why don't we all go outside 1458 00:59:20.958 --> 00:59:23.750 and say a few words in the backyard in his honor? 1459 00:59:25.083 --> 00:59:25.917 - Okay. 1460 00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:30.083 (upbeat jazzy music) 1461 00:59:31.750 --> 00:59:32.625 - Oh jeez. 1462 00:59:34.042 --> 00:59:37.042 (Totie grunts) 1463 00:59:37.042 --> 00:59:37.917 - Come on. 1464 00:59:54.042 --> 00:59:56.625 Well, here we are, Charles. 1465 00:59:56.625 --> 00:59:59.833 The whole family is gathered together. 1466 00:59:59.833 --> 01:00:02.000 Oh, plus a few extras. 1467 01:00:02.000 --> 01:00:03.875 Sarah has a fiance. 1468 01:00:03.875 --> 01:00:08.292 He's a little delicate and he can't hold his liquor. 1469 01:00:08.292 --> 01:00:10.292 - Yeah, and he talks funny. 1470 01:00:10.292 --> 01:00:13.333 He says, "however", but he's okay. 1471 01:00:13.333 --> 01:00:17.250 - You were always a son of a bitch, but I miss you. 1472 01:00:18.167 --> 01:00:19.917 - [Group] Yeah, yeah. 1473 01:00:19.917 --> 01:00:21.875 - I kinda miss you, yeah. 1474 01:00:21.875 --> 01:00:25.167 - Hey maybe we should sing his favorite song. 1475 01:00:25.167 --> 01:00:26.125 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1476 01:00:26.125 --> 01:00:27.333 - Oh no, not that song. 1477 01:00:27.333 --> 01:00:30.083 - Yes, let's do that! Let's do it. 1478 01:00:30.083 --> 01:00:30.958 - Okay. 1479 01:00:32.083 --> 01:00:34.958 ♪ Tick tock, tick tock ♪ 1480 01:00:34.958 --> 01:00:39.958 ♪ Tick tock, the clock is ticking down for you ♪ 1481 01:00:41.417 --> 01:00:45.917 ♪ Tick tock, the clock is ticking, yes it's true ♪ 1482 01:00:47.167 --> 01:00:49.833 ♪ In the blink of an eye ♪ 1483 01:00:49.833 --> 01:00:53.000 ♪ All your days will go by ♪ 1484 01:00:53.000 --> 01:00:57.958 ♪ And soon, very soon, you will die, you will die ♪ 1485 01:00:59.167 --> 01:01:04.125 ♪ In the blink of an eye you will die ♪ 1486 01:01:04.125 --> 01:01:08.042 ♪ Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock ♪ 1487 01:01:08.042 --> 01:01:09.083 Yeah. 1488 01:01:09.083 --> 01:01:12.917 (Dorothy laughs) (group claps) 1489 01:01:12.917 --> 01:01:14.708 - Kind of a morbid song. 1490 01:01:14.708 --> 01:01:17.250 Well, it's a song about reality. 1491 01:01:17.250 --> 01:01:21.000 And we like to celebrate the reality of life. 1492 01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:22.375 - That was a song about death. 1493 01:01:22.375 --> 01:01:25.292 - That's the bad thing about life, it ends in death. 1494 01:01:25.292 --> 01:01:26.750 - It's a shame we don't have anyone 1495 01:01:26.750 --> 01:01:28.750 to carry on the family name. 1496 01:01:28.750 --> 01:01:30.292 I can't depend on you or Lenny. 1497 01:01:30.292 --> 01:01:32.458 - Don't say that mom, it can still happen. 1498 01:01:32.458 --> 01:01:34.542 - Not in your wildest dreams (laughs). 1499 01:01:34.542 --> 01:01:38.167 - What about me? Did you forget I got a dude down here. 1500 01:01:38.167 --> 01:01:41.542 You know, cookin', he's gonna be kickin' out any day. 1501 01:01:41.542 --> 01:01:43.458 - Yeah, I forgot. Took you long enough. 1502 01:01:43.458 --> 01:01:45.750 It's about time you have a child of your own. 1503 01:01:45.750 --> 01:01:47.000 - What does that mean? 1504 01:01:47.000 --> 01:01:49.250 - (gasps) It's just, you know, 1505 01:01:49.250 --> 01:01:51.792 your grandma's silly sense of humor! 1506 01:01:51.792 --> 01:01:53.000 Just shut your trap. 1507 01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:54.292 - What did I say? 1508 01:01:54.292 --> 01:01:56.042 I mean it's no big news. 1509 01:01:56.042 --> 01:01:57.458 - What are you talking about? 1510 01:01:57.458 --> 01:01:59.250 - Don't tell me you didn't tell her. 1511 01:01:59.250 --> 01:02:01.208 - This is not the time or place, ma. 1512 01:02:01.208 --> 01:02:03.000 - You mean she doesn't know anything about it? 1513 01:02:03.000 --> 01:02:04.083 - Told me what? 1514 01:02:05.333 --> 01:02:10.167 - Sarah, I...I should, I mean... 1515 01:02:11.083 --> 01:02:12.792 I just, I just... 1516 01:02:12.792 --> 01:02:14.333 - You're adopted! 1517 01:02:14.333 --> 01:02:15.208 - What? 1518 01:02:15.208 --> 01:02:16.833 - [Group] What? 1519 01:02:16.833 --> 01:02:18.958 - Can't belief you haven't told her. 1520 01:02:18.958 --> 01:02:21.167 - Wow, I didn't know that. 1521 01:02:21.167 --> 01:02:23.250 - I sure as hell didn't know that. 1522 01:02:23.250 --> 01:02:24.500 - I didn't know that. 1523 01:02:24.500 --> 01:02:25.792 (bass twangs) - Wait a minute. 1524 01:02:25.792 --> 01:02:27.333 How did you not know about that? 1525 01:02:27.333 --> 01:02:29.083 - I don't know how I didn't know. 1526 01:02:29.083 --> 01:02:30.833 I was on the road a lot. 1527 01:02:30.833 --> 01:02:33.208 Somehow she faked it! 1528 01:02:33.208 --> 01:02:35.042 - Well that wasn't the only thing I faked. 1529 01:02:35.042 --> 01:02:37.333 - [Dorothy] That's enough Totie, this is serious stuff here. 1530 01:02:37.333 --> 01:02:41.917 - Look, Sarah, I've...I've been meaning to tell you. 1531 01:02:41.917 --> 01:02:45.958 I just, I don't know. 1532 01:02:45.958 --> 01:02:48.458 Time just slipped away. 1533 01:02:49.417 --> 01:02:54.417 - (laughing) Yeah. 1534 01:02:57.958 --> 01:03:00.375 - Are you all right? 1535 01:03:00.375 --> 01:03:01.958 Honey, you're kinda scaring us. 1536 01:03:01.958 --> 01:03:03.125 Are you okay? 1537 01:03:03.125 --> 01:03:05.625 - (gasping) All right? I'm fantastic! 1538 01:03:05.625 --> 01:03:08.250 I've, I've, I've never been better! 1539 01:03:08.250 --> 01:03:11.125 This explains everything! I can leave! 1540 01:03:11.125 --> 01:03:12.875 I don't have to be a part 1541 01:03:12.875 --> 01:03:15.125 of this whacked out family anymore! 1542 01:03:15.125 --> 01:03:16.500 Let's go, James! 1543 01:03:16.500 --> 01:03:18.292 - No, no, no, Sarah, Sarah, come with me, let's talk. 1544 01:03:18.292 --> 01:03:20.250 Please can we just talk about this? 1545 01:03:20.250 --> 01:03:22.125 - Goodbye, Mommy dearest. 1546 01:03:23.500 --> 01:03:25.458 - What's going on? 1547 01:03:25.458 --> 01:03:28.333 - Okay, well this is all your fault you big blabbermouth! 1548 01:03:30.417 --> 01:03:32.333 You happy now? Huh? 1549 01:03:32.333 --> 01:03:34.333 Is this what you wanted? 1550 01:03:34.333 --> 01:03:36.417 Sarah, wait! Wait! 1551 01:03:38.875 --> 01:03:42.458 Wait, wait, Sarah, please just let me explain! 1552 01:03:43.583 --> 01:03:47.875 - There is nothing to explain, Theresa. 1553 01:03:47.875 --> 01:03:50.875 - Please, will you just listen to me for one second? 1554 01:03:50.875 --> 01:03:52.542 Just listen, please. 1555 01:03:52.542 --> 01:03:54.542 - Did you notice I just called you Theresa? 1556 01:03:54.542 --> 01:03:57.875 That's because I'm adopted and you're not my real mother. 1557 01:03:57.875 --> 01:03:58.875 Bye bye. 1558 01:03:58.875 --> 01:04:00.167 - Okay, listen, I understand why you're angry. 1559 01:04:00.167 --> 01:04:01.375 - No, no, I'm not angry. 1560 01:04:01.375 --> 01:04:03.292 - Really? 'Cause you seem a little angry. 1561 01:04:03.292 --> 01:04:05.500 - No. No, this is what angry sounds like. 1562 01:04:05.500 --> 01:04:07.417 Why didn't you tell me? 1563 01:04:07.417 --> 01:04:10.500 - Because I was afraid, okay? 1564 01:04:10.500 --> 01:04:13.458 I was afraid that if you knew the truth 1565 01:04:13.458 --> 01:04:16.458 that you would react like this and run off 1566 01:04:16.458 --> 01:04:18.042 and never talk to me again. 1567 01:04:18.042 --> 01:04:20.000 - Oh, you mean like how you ran off to Amsterdam? 1568 01:04:20.000 --> 01:04:21.333 - That was different. 1569 01:04:21.333 --> 01:04:23.208 You went away to college, you didn't need me. 1570 01:04:23.208 --> 01:04:25.333 - You have no idea what I need. 1571 01:04:25.333 --> 01:04:26.292 - Okay, I'm sorry. 1572 01:04:27.500 --> 01:04:28.250 I was a flake. 1573 01:04:30.375 --> 01:04:31.958 But we had some good times, right? 1574 01:04:31.958 --> 01:04:34.083 - Ah, funny, the good times kinda slipped my mind. 1575 01:04:34.083 --> 01:04:37.042 - Okay, well how 'bout that time that we cut down 1576 01:04:37.042 --> 01:04:38.542 our own Christmas tree? 1577 01:04:38.542 --> 01:04:40.208 - Ah, that was on a wildlife preserve 1578 01:04:40.208 --> 01:04:41.458 and we almost got arrested. 1579 01:04:41.458 --> 01:04:42.667 - Okay. 1580 01:04:42.667 --> 01:04:45.500 Well who punched Bobby Carlisle in the face? 1581 01:04:45.500 --> 01:04:47.083 Remember when he called you a slut. 1582 01:04:47.083 --> 01:04:49.375 - He was my boyfriend and I really liked him. 1583 01:04:49.375 --> 01:04:50.917 You ruined that for me. 1584 01:04:52.042 --> 01:04:52.917 - Okay. 1585 01:04:55.375 --> 01:04:56.583 I messed up a few things. 1586 01:04:56.583 --> 01:04:58.375 - Ha, a few. 1587 01:05:01.375 --> 01:05:04.417 - Sarah, I tried. 1588 01:05:06.375 --> 01:05:08.167 I did my best. 1589 01:05:13.625 --> 01:05:14.917 - You shoulda told me. 1590 01:05:20.958 --> 01:05:21.625 (mellow music) 1591 01:05:21.625 --> 01:05:25.417 ♪ Please put me first ♪ 1592 01:05:25.417 --> 01:05:28.958 ♪ Don't put me last ♪ 1593 01:05:28.958 --> 01:05:33.792 ♪ I know we can't change ♪ 1594 01:05:33.792 --> 01:05:35.625 ♪ What's in the past ♪ 1595 01:05:35.625 --> 01:05:39.417 ♪ We've had some troubled times ♪ 1596 01:05:39.417 --> 01:05:42.667 ♪ I read between the lines ♪ 1597 01:05:42.667 --> 01:05:47.125 ♪ But now it's all gone ♪ 1598 01:05:47.125 --> 01:05:49.958 ♪ Time to move on ♪ 1599 01:05:51.250 --> 01:05:54.375 (old fashioned music) 1600 01:05:57.750 --> 01:06:02.958 ♪ M is for the million things she gave me ♪ 1601 01:06:05.042 --> 01:06:10.000 ♪ O means only that she's growing old ♪ 1602 01:06:11.417 --> 01:06:16.417 ♪ T is for the tears were shed to save me ♪ 1603 01:06:18.417 --> 01:06:23.417 ♪ H is for her heart of purest gold ♪ 1604 01:06:25.667 --> 01:06:30.667 ♪ E is for her eyes with love light shining ♪ 1605 01:06:33.583 --> 01:06:38.583 ♪ R means right and right she'll always be ♪ 1606 01:06:41.250 --> 01:06:46.250 ♪ Put them all together they spell mother ♪ 1607 01:06:50.333 --> 01:06:54.583 ♪ A word that means the world to me ♪ 1608 01:07:15.417 --> 01:07:16.625 (record scratches) 1609 01:07:16.625 --> 01:07:18.500 - What happened. Did we hit something? 1610 01:07:19.833 --> 01:07:20.708 - I have to turn around. 1611 01:07:20.708 --> 01:07:22.500 - God, you scared me half to death. 1612 01:07:22.500 --> 01:07:23.500 What's wrong with you? 1613 01:07:23.500 --> 01:07:25.458 - I have to go back. 1614 01:07:26.500 --> 01:07:28.125 - Back where? 1615 01:07:28.125 --> 01:07:29.292 - To grandma's. 1616 01:07:30.292 --> 01:07:32.042 - You mean back to hell? 1617 01:07:34.542 --> 01:07:36.417 What's wrong with you? 1618 01:07:36.417 --> 01:07:39.458 - I...I know she's crazy, okay? 1619 01:07:39.458 --> 01:07:40.917 And she's not my real mother, 1620 01:07:40.917 --> 01:07:42.875 but she's the only mother I have. 1621 01:07:42.875 --> 01:07:44.250 When I think about it now, 1622 01:07:44.250 --> 01:07:46.625 she always tried to make life fun for me. 1623 01:07:46.625 --> 01:07:49.167 Please, I understand if this is all too much 1624 01:07:49.167 --> 01:07:51.333 and you need to put off the wedding and think about things- 1625 01:07:51.333 --> 01:07:54.250 - Stop, stop. Sarah, I don't need to think. 1626 01:07:54.250 --> 01:07:57.583 I love you, and it doesn't matter what you're family's like. 1627 01:08:01.542 --> 01:08:04.542 Even now we know they're not you're real family. 1628 01:08:04.542 --> 01:08:06.250 But they're my only family. 1629 01:08:08.750 --> 01:08:09.750 You're right. Let's go back. 1630 01:08:13.833 --> 01:08:14.708 Are you sure? 1631 01:08:16.292 --> 01:08:17.167 - Absolutely. 1632 01:08:19.333 --> 01:08:20.625 Let's go. 1633 01:08:20.625 --> 01:08:21.500 (jazzy music) 1634 01:08:21.500 --> 01:08:23.833 ♪ Gotta come back ♪ 1635 01:08:23.833 --> 01:08:27.792 ♪ Just to move forward ♪ 1636 01:08:27.792 --> 01:08:31.292 ♪ Don't know what to say ♪ 1637 01:08:31.292 --> 01:08:34.625 ♪ This feeling's gettin' awkward ♪ 1638 01:08:34.625 --> 01:08:37.458 ♪ We're waitin' on you ♪ 1639 01:08:37.458 --> 01:08:40.292 (engine rumbles) 1640 01:08:41.167 --> 01:08:43.833 ♪ Time to move on ♪ 1641 01:08:52.167 --> 01:08:52.833 - Ready? 1642 01:08:52.833 --> 01:08:54.458 - Just a minute. 1643 01:08:54.458 --> 01:08:56.583 Lemme build some strength, okay? 1644 01:08:59.500 --> 01:09:02.208 (groans) Okay! 1645 01:09:09.250 --> 01:09:11.667 (door knocks) 1646 01:09:15.500 --> 01:09:17.417 (door knob rattles) 1647 01:09:17.417 --> 01:09:18.792 (door knocks) 1648 01:09:18.792 --> 01:09:20.708 - [Dorothy] Come in! It's open! 1649 01:09:20.708 --> 01:09:22.458 - I think it's locked. 1650 01:09:22.458 --> 01:09:24.625 - It's not locked, it's never locked. 1651 01:09:24.625 --> 01:09:26.542 - Here we go again. 1652 01:09:26.542 --> 01:09:30.167 Dammit! Who's always locking this door? 1653 01:09:31.667 --> 01:09:34.875 What? Did you forget something? 1654 01:09:34.875 --> 01:09:37.583 - Yes. Something very important. 1655 01:09:37.583 --> 01:09:38.708 But may we come in? 1656 01:09:39.667 --> 01:09:40.542 - Why not. 1657 01:09:46.250 --> 01:09:48.750 (gentle music) 1658 01:09:54.375 --> 01:09:56.542 - Well, the prodigal niece has returned. 1659 01:09:56.542 --> 01:09:58.333 Didn't I tell you she'd come back? 1660 01:10:00.500 --> 01:10:02.792 - I owe you all an apology. 1661 01:10:02.792 --> 01:10:03.917 - No you don't. - Oh, honey. 1662 01:10:03.917 --> 01:10:05.750 - No, yes, I do. 1663 01:10:06.667 --> 01:10:08.667 Look, what I said before 1664 01:10:08.667 --> 01:10:10.708 about you all being a whacked out family, 1665 01:10:10.708 --> 01:10:12.542 I...I didn't mean it. 1666 01:10:13.792 --> 01:10:15.792 Well, yes, I did. 1667 01:10:15.792 --> 01:10:19.833 But you're my whacked out family. 1668 01:10:21.833 --> 01:10:25.458 Totie, mom. 1669 01:10:26.375 --> 01:10:27.250 Dad. 1670 01:10:28.875 --> 01:10:32.833 Let's face it, you weren't the ideal parents. 1671 01:10:32.833 --> 01:10:33.708 So what? 1672 01:10:34.708 --> 01:10:36.958 You know, you...you raised me 1673 01:10:36.958 --> 01:10:39.500 and you were always there for me 1674 01:10:39.500 --> 01:10:42.708 and you tried to show me how to enjoy life. 1675 01:10:43.958 --> 01:10:47.000 And maybe you were a little reckless. 1676 01:10:47.000 --> 01:10:51.417 But maybe I should try and be a little more like that. 1677 01:10:53.500 --> 01:10:57.667 Anyway, I want you to continue 1678 01:10:57.667 --> 01:11:01.583 to be my crazy, whacked out mother 1679 01:11:01.583 --> 01:11:06.500 and I want you all to continue to be my flaky family. 1680 01:11:09.375 --> 01:11:12.875 And James does too, don't you James? 1681 01:11:17.458 --> 01:11:20.750 - Sarah, that's that nicest thing you've ever said to me. 1682 01:11:22.042 --> 01:11:22.917 I think. 1683 01:11:32.958 --> 01:11:34.333 - This is great. 1684 01:11:34.333 --> 01:11:35.875 Maybe we should have a group hug to celebrate. 1685 01:11:35.875 --> 01:11:38.458 - Hey, we don't do that kinda crap around here. 1686 01:11:38.458 --> 01:11:39.792 - Of course not, why would you. 1687 01:11:39.792 --> 01:11:42.000 How stupid of me, what was I thinking? 1688 01:11:42.000 --> 01:11:44.042 - Would you like to shake hands instead? 1689 01:11:44.042 --> 01:11:46.917 Or you could comb Donny's hair, he seems to like that. 1690 01:11:46.917 --> 01:11:49.583 - James, maybe you're right. 1691 01:11:49.583 --> 01:11:51.375 We are family. (door creeks) 1692 01:11:51.375 --> 01:11:55.042 We should let bygones be bygones. 1693 01:11:55.042 --> 01:11:57.500 Let's...let's have a group hug. 1694 01:11:57.500 --> 01:11:59.792 - Dorth, I think we should talk. 1695 01:11:59.792 --> 01:12:01.625 - Aunt Sunny, can't you take a hint? 1696 01:12:01.625 --> 01:12:02.500 - Where's my bat? 1697 01:12:02.500 --> 01:12:04.500 - She has a bat? Of course she has a bat. 1698 01:12:04.500 --> 01:12:05.750 - I told you to stay out. 1699 01:12:05.750 --> 01:12:08.375 - Grandma, what about all that stuff you said about bygones? 1700 01:12:08.375 --> 01:12:11.917 Bygones are all gone, now you get out of my way 1701 01:12:11.917 --> 01:12:13.500 unless you want some of this. 1702 01:12:13.500 --> 01:12:14.917 - Dorth, let's try to talk. 1703 01:12:14.917 --> 01:12:16.917 We can try to talk! - Oh I'm gonna kill you. 1704 01:12:16.917 --> 01:12:18.458 I'm gonna get you this time! 1705 01:12:18.458 --> 01:12:20.417 - No Dorth! - Get out! 1706 01:12:20.417 --> 01:12:23.667 - You crazy old lady! (women screaming) 1707 01:12:23.667 --> 01:12:26.500 (whimsical music) 1708 01:12:33.042 --> 01:12:34.625 - You crazy old lady! 1709 01:12:34.625 --> 01:12:38.875 I have been chased all my life with that damn bat- 1710 01:12:38.875 --> 01:12:41.167 - I'm gonna hit you over the head with this bat! 1711 01:12:41.167 --> 01:12:43.958 - If you think you're gonna catch me, you're not gonna. 1712 01:12:43.958 --> 01:12:47.500 - Oh I'm gonna get you. You're gonna get your head busted! 1713 01:12:47.500 --> 01:12:50.708 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 1714 01:12:50.708 --> 01:12:52.875 - Shouldn't we do something? Call somebody? 1715 01:12:54.708 --> 01:12:56.792 - No, grandma won't catcher her. 1716 01:12:56.792 --> 01:12:57.667 - Oh? 1717 01:12:57.667 --> 01:12:58.708 - She never does. 1718 01:12:58.708 --> 01:13:00.417 - This has happened before? 1719 01:13:00.417 --> 01:13:01.708 - Oh, many times. 1720 01:13:01.708 --> 01:13:04.417 (hand slaps) Welcome to the family, James. 1721 01:13:04.417 --> 01:13:05.625 This is still a celebration. 1722 01:13:05.625 --> 01:13:07.250 It's time for more cake. 1723 01:13:07.250 --> 01:13:09.750 - Did you ever get checked for diabetes? 1724 01:13:09.750 --> 01:13:11.583 - Doctor said- 1725 01:13:11.583 --> 01:13:13.750 - That doctor, No, thanks. 1726 01:13:13.750 --> 01:13:17.042 (jazzy piano music) (James sighs) 1727 01:13:17.042 --> 01:13:19.583 - Here's the million dollar question. 1728 01:13:19.583 --> 01:13:20.917 Do you still wanna marry me? 1729 01:13:22.833 --> 01:13:23.792 James? 1730 01:13:23.792 --> 01:13:24.667 - I'm thinking. 1731 01:13:24.667 --> 01:13:25.875 - What? 1732 01:13:25.875 --> 01:13:28.958 - I'm kidding. I told you, it's you I love. 1733 01:13:28.958 --> 01:13:30.583 They're not so bad. 1734 01:13:30.583 --> 01:13:32.708 However, now that I've met your family. 1735 01:13:34.458 --> 01:13:36.083 They're right, it does sound stupid. 1736 01:13:36.083 --> 01:13:38.250 I'm gonna stop saying however. 1737 01:13:38.250 --> 01:13:40.000 - (laughs) You could say nonetheless. 1738 01:13:40.000 --> 01:13:41.125 - Right. 1739 01:13:41.125 --> 01:13:44.083 - Or notwithstanding, or howbeit, or- 1740 01:13:45.583 --> 01:13:48.167 (lips smacking) 1741 01:13:48.167 --> 01:13:50.958 - Now that I met your family you gotta meet mine. 1742 01:13:50.958 --> 01:13:52.667 But they're no walk in the park either. 1743 01:13:52.667 --> 01:13:55.500 - Yeah, well they can't be as bad as my family, so. 1744 01:13:55.500 --> 01:13:58.000 - That's what you think, but just you wait. 1745 01:13:58.000 --> 01:13:59.792 No, you're right, it's not even close. 1746 01:13:59.792 --> 01:14:01.792 I've never experienced people like this before in my life. 1747 01:14:01.792 --> 01:14:04.083 I think I kinda got along with your uncles. 1748 01:14:04.083 --> 01:14:07.958 - You got smashed on homemade hooch with my uncles. 1749 01:14:07.958 --> 01:14:10.542 - Exactly. What better way to get along? 1750 01:14:11.625 --> 01:14:12.500 - Let's go. 1751 01:14:14.083 --> 01:14:15.583 - Where can we get those ape boxers? 1752 01:14:15.583 --> 01:14:16.625 - No. 1753 01:14:16.625 --> 01:14:18.625 - You like those, right? I look- 1754 01:14:18.625 --> 01:14:19.500 - No. 1755 01:14:20.667 --> 01:14:23.083 (door creaks) 1756 01:14:28.000 --> 01:14:29.167 - You'll never catch me, 1757 01:14:29.167 --> 01:14:30.833 you've been trying to do this for years! 1758 01:14:30.833 --> 01:14:31.750 - Oh, you're gonna get it. 1759 01:14:31.750 --> 01:14:32.667 - [Musician] One, two, three! 1760 01:14:32.667 --> 01:14:35.792 (upbeat jazzy music) 1761 01:14:51.875 --> 01:14:53.333 - Listen, we're gonna learn how to be dealers too. 1762 01:14:53.333 --> 01:14:54.167 They're like... 1763 01:14:55.583 --> 01:14:57.000 What the (beep). (laughs) 1764 01:14:57.000 --> 01:14:58.833 There's like multa moolah. 1765 01:14:58.833 --> 01:15:00.833 There's like mega millions. 1766 01:15:00.833 --> 01:15:03.208 (laughs) Sorry. (babbles) 1767 01:15:03.208 --> 01:15:04.833 Something moolah. 1768 01:15:04.833 --> 01:15:06.583 Somethin', mega moolah. 1769 01:15:17.167 --> 01:15:22.167 - (groaning) Okay let's do it. 1770 01:15:42.000 --> 01:15:43.583 I forgot to tell you I got us a dog. 1771 01:15:43.583 --> 01:15:44.708 - Oh what's his (gasps). 1772 01:15:47.917 --> 01:15:50.000 - Did it kick that hard? - Are you okay? 1773 01:15:51.000 --> 01:15:54.875 (mellow jazzy music) 1774 01:15:54.875 --> 01:15:56.625 - Wow that feels nice. 1775 01:15:56.625 --> 01:15:57.625 Is that silk? 1776 01:15:58.583 --> 01:16:00.750 - Why is Uncle Lenny without underwear? Mm. 1777 01:16:04.167 --> 01:16:06.833 ♪ I just heard the news ♪ 1778 01:16:06.833 --> 01:16:10.083 ♪ I can't believe it ♪ 1779 01:16:10.083 --> 01:16:12.042 - [Sarah] Oh, that's exciting! 1780 01:16:12.042 --> 01:16:14.042 - Is that your dog? Is that your... 1781 01:16:14.042 --> 01:16:15.917 - [Crew] Cue the giraffe from the other side of the street. 1782 01:16:15.917 --> 01:16:17.083 (Theresa laughs) 1783 01:16:17.083 --> 01:16:18.042 - [Dimpy] Giraffes are quieter. 1784 01:16:21.125 --> 01:16:24.917 ♪ Time will tell ♪ 1785 01:16:24.917 --> 01:16:27.375 ♪ You taught me what was what ♪ 1786 01:16:27.375 --> 01:16:30.625 ♪ And now I now so well ♪ 1787 01:16:30.625 --> 01:16:34.292 - I know sometimes he just, you know, falls down everywhere. 1788 01:16:34.292 --> 01:16:35.333 (Theresa laughs) 1789 01:16:35.333 --> 01:16:37.417 - [Dimpy] I didn't fall down, I didn't pass out. 1790 01:16:37.417 --> 01:16:39.042 - Sorry. (laughing) 1791 01:16:39.042 --> 01:16:41.417 - [Dimpy] I got tired and I decided to go lay down. 1792 01:16:41.417 --> 01:16:44.000 - (laughs) I'm sorry! High cholesterol- 1793 01:16:44.000 --> 01:16:46.000 - [Dimpy] And I have high cholesterol. 1794 01:16:46.000 --> 01:16:47.333 - Low cholesterol is good. 1795 01:16:47.333 --> 01:16:48.958 - [Dimpy] He's taking a statin, don't worry about it. 1796 01:16:48.958 --> 01:16:53.958 ♪ Tick tock, the clock is ticking down for you ♪ 1797 01:16:55.208 --> 01:16:59.083 ♪ Tick tock the clock is ticking, yes it's true ♪ 1798 01:17:00.667 --> 01:17:04.208 ♪ In a blink of an eye all your days will go by ♪ 1799 01:17:05.333 --> 01:17:09.292 ♪ Soon, very soon you will die, you will die ♪ 1800 01:17:09.292 --> 01:17:13.750 ♪ In a blink of an eye you will die ♪ 1801 01:17:24.500 --> 01:17:27.250 (clapper claps) 1802 01:17:30.417 --> 01:17:32.208 - Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. 1803 01:17:34.458 --> 01:17:37.208 It goes in, then it goes out. 1804 01:17:37.208 --> 01:17:41.250 It goes in, it goes out. (laughs) 1805 01:17:59.042 --> 01:18:02.375 - I don't like that word expect. 1806 01:18:02.375 --> 01:18:03.375 I don't like planes. 1807 01:18:05.958 --> 01:18:07.708 - I don't get it. - Sorry. 1808 01:18:11.042 --> 01:18:12.875 - Did you both- - Plane coming- 1809 01:18:12.875 --> 01:18:14.917 I have incoming. 1810 01:18:14.917 --> 01:18:17.208 - There is a huge plane going overhead. 1811 01:18:17.208 --> 01:18:20.875 - Oh yeah. - Oh shoot. (laughs) 1812 01:18:20.875 --> 01:18:24.167 (airplane engine roars) 1813 01:18:27.250 --> 01:18:29.458 - We got planes, so many. 1814 01:18:29.458 --> 01:18:31.458 There's a lot of planes. 1815 01:18:33.250 --> 01:18:34.125 Planes. 1816 01:18:35.292 --> 01:18:37.458 (Sarah gasps and laughs) 1817 01:18:37.458 --> 01:18:39.125 - Please save that clip. 1818 01:18:43.167 --> 01:18:44.042 - Ow, jeez! 1819 01:18:45.375 --> 01:18:48.833 (jazzy music continues) 1820 01:19:01.875 --> 01:19:05.083 (water spraying) - Cut! 1821 01:19:06.458 --> 01:19:08.083 - [Crew Member] We gotta get the wild lines, right? 1822 01:19:08.083 --> 01:19:09.208 - [Crew Member] Uh, Dan? 1823 01:19:11.208 --> 01:19:13.333 - That's a wrap. - It's a wrap everybody! 1824 01:19:13.333 --> 01:19:14.542 - [Crew Member] Thank you all. 1825 01:19:14.542 --> 01:19:16.083 Very hard day, thank you very much. 1826 01:19:16.083 --> 01:19:18.875 (group applauds) 1827 01:19:29.458 --> 01:19:30.958 - Totie? 1828 01:19:30.958 --> 01:19:32.792 Oh, hey! Who are you? 1829 01:19:35.000 --> 01:19:37.125 Oh yeah, oh yeah, I remember. 1830 01:19:40.250 --> 01:19:41.125 Stay there. 1831 01:19:42.500 --> 01:19:44.042 Totie dear, I can explain. 1832 01:19:44.042 --> 01:19:47.208 ♪ I got drunk on Mother's Day ♪ 1833 01:19:47.208 --> 01:19:49.250 ♪ Don't know what else to say ♪ 1834 01:19:49.250 --> 01:19:51.083 ♪ Mother's Day has come and gone ♪ 1835 01:19:51.083 --> 01:19:54.208 ♪ So I wrote you this little song ♪ 1836 01:19:54.208 --> 01:19:58.500 Wow, the acoustics in here make my voice sound fantastic. 1837 01:19:59.625 --> 01:20:02.458 ♪ I got drunk on your brother's hooch ♪ 1838 01:20:02.458 --> 01:20:06.500 ♪ Totie baby, give me one more smooch (lips smack) ♪ 1839 01:20:06.500 --> 01:20:10.042 ♪ We'll go to Vegas where it's nice and balmy ♪ 1840 01:20:10.042 --> 01:20:11.500 ♪ And I can call you mommy ♪ 1841 01:20:11.500 --> 01:20:14.083 (bass twangs) 1842 01:20:16.333 --> 01:20:19.000 ♪ We'll call our baby Stalin ♪ 1843 01:20:19.000 --> 01:20:21.583 ♪ He'll be our little darlin' ♪ 1844 01:20:21.583 --> 01:20:24.167 ♪ I'll teach him to ride a bike ♪ 1845 01:20:24.167 --> 01:20:25.583 ♪ And if he doesn't wanna do that ♪ 1846 01:20:25.583 --> 01:20:28.000 Hey, hey, hey, take a hike. 1847 01:20:28.000 --> 01:20:29.542 Oh sorry, I didn't mean that part. 1848 01:20:30.417 --> 01:20:32.083 X that part out. 1849 01:20:32.083 --> 01:20:34.000 ♪ Things are gonna be okay ♪ 1850 01:20:34.000 --> 01:20:37.417 ♪ So believe me when I say ♪ 1851 01:20:37.417 --> 01:20:41.375 ♪ Happy day after Mother's day ♪ 1852 01:20:43.292 --> 01:20:46.000 (bass twanging) 1853 01:20:51.000 --> 01:20:51.667 (shower curtain rustles) 1854 01:20:51.667 --> 01:20:54.250 Hey! Who are you? 1855 01:20:55.208 --> 01:20:57.208 - I'm the director. 1856 01:20:58.167 --> 01:20:59.000 - Oh. 1857 01:21:01.208 --> 01:21:03.917 (bass twanging) 1858 01:21:05.208 --> 01:21:06.208 - [Director] And cut.