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[lively music]

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[John] You look
just like your pictures.

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[Jane] Oh, uh, good.

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‐They don't all, you know.

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‐You do a lot of online dating?

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‐Lots of first dates.

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‐Hmm. That's a weird thing
to say.

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‐Are you gonna finish that?

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‐Oh, uh.

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[chomping noisily]

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‐Yeah, this guy is slaying.

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Will you just do it already?

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‐Not yet.
He can still salvage it.

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‐So, your profile says
you're an entrepreneur.

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‐Big deals on the horizon.

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Million‐dollar ideas
percolating up here.

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‐Like what?

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‐Tell her, John.

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‐Sorry. Do I know you?

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‐No, but I know you.

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I've looked at your file.

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‐Philomena!
What are you doing?

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[Philomena] Why don't you
tell her how looking for

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a real job sort of cuts into
your gaming time. Bleh!

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But it's okay, because
you're saving money, right?

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How, you might ask?
We all know the answer to that.

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♪♪ By living with your mother! ♪♪

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‐[Ruby kicks hard]
‐Ow!

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[Ruby] [clears throat]
What a kidder! [laughs]

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Pay no attention to her.

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What you should pay attention to
is your lovely date.

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You two look so good together.

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Like you were
made for each other.

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‐Ridiculous.
Just get it over with.

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‐This is my match.
I will deal with it my way.

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‐Your way is outdated.

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‐Shut it, Philomena.

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I have got seniority here!

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And you can be as pushy
and as mean as you want,

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but it doesn't change the way
that people fall in love!

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These two are.

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really nice strangers,

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who I've never met but
seem to have lovely chemistry.

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‐So. I'm gonna go.

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‐See?
‐No! Give love a chance!

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‐Nice meeting you, John.

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‐Oh.
‐[Philomena] She's getting away.

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‐Grr! Fine!
I'll do it your way!

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[magical chimes]

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‐[gasping for air]
‐[Ruby] Oh.

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‐Yes! Yes, wow!
You are so bad at this.

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‐You got me all flustered!

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‐Uh, excuse me.

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[Man] Excuse me.

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You are the most beautiful
woman I have ever seen.

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‐Ooh.
‐Oh, hey! She's with me.

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‐Pfft. No, I'm not.

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‐Wow, this is truly a shocking
display of incompetence.

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‐Yeah, I can't concentrate while
you're hurting my feelings!

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‐Oh.
‐[Man] Is he bothering you?

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‐No.
‐I‐I'm not bothering her,

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you are!
‐You are!

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‐She's like half your age, bro.

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‐Oh‐oh. Watch who
you're shoving, punk.

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‐Ooo! Escalation.

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‐You're the punk!

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[punches thrown]

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[Crowd] Ooh.

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‐Could I have
a Shirley Temple?

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Extra sweet stuff,
and a sugar rim?

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‐[gasps]
Quite the dumpster fire, Ruby.

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Seriously.

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How many hundreds of years
have you been doing this?

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‐I'm tuning you out.

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I can't hear you.
I can only hear positivity.

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‐Ooh. Does it sound like
police sirens?

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Because I think I hear it too.
Yeah.

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‐[punch thrown]
‐[Man screams]

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‐[phone ringing]
‐Wonder who that could be?

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‐I don't suppose
I could convince you

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to not answer th‐‐

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‐Hey, Boss. What's up?

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‐[whispering] Just maybe say
I'm not here.

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‐Yeah, she's sitting
right next to me.

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Mm‐hm. Yeah.

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Yeah, I know,
it was a huge disaster.

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Totally.
It's still happening.

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I'm scared to turn around.

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Yes, sir.

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‐You don't have
a lot of friends, do you?

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The reason I ask is.

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you're kind of unpleasant.

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‐I don't waste time on friends.
My career is my friend.

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Boss wants to see you. Stat.

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In case that was too subtle,

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what I'm saying is that you're
definitely getting fired.

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[magical chimes]

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[sighs]

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[magical chimes]

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[♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪]

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[Receptionist] [into
headset]Affection, Attraction,

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and Love, please hold.

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Affection, Attraction,
and Love,

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please hold.
‐[magical chimes]

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‐Affection, Attraction,
and Love, may I help you?

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I'm afraid he no longer
handles anything directly.

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We have a very competent staff.

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Okay. Thank you.

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Yes?

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‐Oh, me?

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‐Speak!

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‐Hi. He's expecting me.

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‐And you are?

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‐Oh! Sorry! I'm Ruby.

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I've been here like
a thousand times.

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I just thought
you might remember.

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‐Mister C, she's here.

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‐I'm sure he's busy.
I can just hang out in the‐‐

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‐He's been waiting for you.

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‐Ohh! Well.

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That fills my soul with dread!

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Just kidding.

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Okay, here I go.
Wish me luck.

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Scale of one to ten,
how mad would you‐‐

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‐Affection,
Attraction, and Love.

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No guarantees. It's love,
not a used Buick.

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[Cupid] [into phone]
Listen, Bernie, what can I say?

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Love stinks.
People get hurt.

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You gotta admit, a lot of
great songs come out of it.

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So will you get off
my back, please?

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All right, I'll see you
at the club on Tuesday.

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[phone clanks]

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A brawl!

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‐It was really
more of a skirmish.

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‐A brawl!

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A brawl! You turned
a Level Three date into a brawl?

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‐How did you‐‐?

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‐[magical chimes]
‐It's trending.

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‐Great. She's here.
‐Hi.

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[Cupid] You wanna take over
the bow and arrow?

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Huh? You better shape up.

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‐Truth.

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‐Ruby, this job isn't easy.

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It never has been,

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and it's not gettin' any easier.

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Love has gotten lazy lately.

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You got dating apps,
uh. reality TV.

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I don't even recognize
the planet anymore.

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‐Argh! But Cupid,
you are so good at what you do.

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You are way too young to retire.

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‐Nah, nah, I'm getting old.
I still look good.

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‐You do.
‐Oh, like a fox.

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‐I do.
I look very good lately.

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But these people.

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They're‐‐ they're fickle,
impatient, selfish.

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Love shouldn't be like that.

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And you.

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Want to take over the reins
of this operation, huh?

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Well, I don't think
you have the stomach for it.

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‐She doesn't.
‐I do!

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I love love!

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When they find that person
who completes them.

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who makes them happy.

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you know,
who they were made for.

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I am made for finding
that one person for everyone,

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and this job is made for me.

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‐That's not what
her numbers say, though.

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‐You're right.

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Your numbers are low.
They have been for a long time.

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‐It's tough out there. Right?

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No one believes in soulmates.

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No one believes
in love at first sight.

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Wh‐‐ no one even
believes in true love!

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‐In the old days,
you fell in love,

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it was forever.

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Of course, you only lived
'til 35, so it was tolerable.

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Things are different now.

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I think you're too sensitive
for this kind of work.

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‐Too sensitive for love?
Come on!

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‐All right.

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All right, I'll give you
one more chance.

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‐What?
‐What?

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‐No‐‐ no. What a‐‐
what a great idea.

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[inhales] Merciful
is what you are.

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‐Yes, I am.
‐Thank you, Cupid.

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Just you wait, all right.

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I'm gonna be turning
those numbers upside down.

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The world is gonna
be romantic again.

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‐I'm not asking you to
set the world on fire.

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Just make one person
fall in love.

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And I've got
the perfect case for ya.

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‐Oh.
A case from the X‐Files .

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‐If you can find romance
for this guy,

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then you are worthy
of being the god of love.

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Charlie Conrad.
College professor.

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We call him "the anomaly".

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He's unmatchable.

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‐But there's someone
for everyone.

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‐Not this guy.

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‐[Ruby] But he seems nice.
‐[glass clattering]

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[Philomena chuckling]

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[Cupid] I could show you
50 more clips just like that.

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Every opportunity for romance
seems to go wrong.

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Either his timing is off.
or he's trying too hard.

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Right now, I think he's
given up trying altogether.

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‐Poor guy.

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‐Poor you.

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This is your last chance.

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You've got until Christmas Eve.

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‐Got your holidays
mixed up, don't you?

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‐You think that's funny, huh?

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‐No.

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‐You know the last time
I had a Christmas vacation?

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1472.

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1472, the last Christmas
I saw my family,

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Christmas tree,
presents, eggnog.

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I want a Christmas vacation.

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‐You deserve
a Christmas vacation, sir.

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‐I do! Philomena, go along

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and assist her.
‐Sir!

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‐When the clock strikes
midnight on Christmas Eve,

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you will either take my place
as the god of love.

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or you won't.
Now get out of here.

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‐Thank you.

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[lively music]

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‐[magical chimes]
‐[Kyle screams]

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‐Boo.
‐[Kyle screams]

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[laughs]

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‐Really professional.

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If you could just try not
to traumatize the mortals.

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[Philomena] Mm. You teaching me
about professionalism?

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That is hilarious.

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‐I know you're here
to assist me,

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but I'd rather work alone.

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Okay, this job's going to be
a piece of cake.

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I just‐‐ I just
need to find the target.

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‐Target acquired.

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[clicks tongue]

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[Ruby] Huh.

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[Philomena]
So, what's the plan?

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You gonna chat him up?

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Ask him what he's looking for
in a soul mate?

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Give him a
"What's your type?" survey?

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‐Nope.
That's the old me, okay?

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No more hopeless romantic Ruby.

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Say hello to
I‐mean‐business Ruby.

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Hm.

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[gasps] Bingo.

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[magical chimes]

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‐Hm. I'm impressed.

253
00:11:49,484 --> 00:11:51,155
Maybe you have changed.

254
00:11:58,402 --> 00:11:59,539
‐Hi.

255
00:11:59,606 --> 00:12:00,874
‐I'm sorry. What?

256
00:12:00,941 --> 00:12:03,680
‐You gotta‐‐
‐[Charlie] Oh.

257
00:12:03,747 --> 00:12:05,884
I, uh. oh, man.

258
00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:07,788
It's, uh, I always
drop these things.

259
00:12:07,855 --> 00:12:09,024
‐[Charlie groans]
‐[Lucy] Ow!

260
00:12:09,091 --> 00:12:11,362
‐Oh, no! Oh, no!
‐[Lucy] Argh!

261
00:12:11,428 --> 00:12:13,199
‐Oh.

262
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,268
‐Are you serious?

263
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,840
[Charlie] Oh, man.
I'm so sorry.

264
00:12:16,907 --> 00:12:18,944
Can I at least pay
for your dry cleaning?

265
00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,179
[paper rustles]

266
00:12:20,246 --> 00:12:22,384
Oh, man.
Oh, those are tests!

267
00:12:24,388 --> 00:12:25,591
Oooh‐‐ ooh.

268
00:12:25,658 --> 00:12:27,460
[screams]

269
00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:31,101
‐Oh, yes! Yes!

270
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:34,007
Oh, that was amazing.
[laughs]

271
00:12:34,074 --> 00:12:36,513
‐Oh, my god.
I need to.

272
00:12:38,282 --> 00:12:39,318
‐No.

273
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,324
[laughs]

274
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,298
[Ruby] Oh!

275
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,102
Here, let me help.

276
00:12:51,475 --> 00:12:52,745
Come on.

277
00:12:56,653 --> 00:12:58,456
Oooh! Ooh, watch your step.

278
00:12:58,523 --> 00:12:59,458
Okay.

279
00:13:01,529 --> 00:13:03,900
You okay?

280
00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:06,271
‐Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I'm good.

281
00:13:06,338 --> 00:13:08,409
Thanks. Just, uh.

282
00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:09,679
fell in the thing.

283
00:13:09,746 --> 00:13:11,650
‐Yeah. I saw.

284
00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:13,319
‐[chuckles] Yeah.

285
00:13:13,386 --> 00:13:15,858
You and everybody else
on campus.

286
00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:16,926
[Students chuckling]

287
00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:18,697
‐Nothing to see here, folks.

288
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,934
Just a grown man who can't seem
to make it through a semester

289
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,105
without fallin' in the fountain.

290
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:24,107
‐Oh, this has happened before?

291
00:13:24,174 --> 00:13:25,343
‐It's a sore subject.

292
00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:27,615
Rather not talk about it,
really.

293
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,153
Ooh.

294
00:13:30,219 --> 00:13:31,956
[sighs deeply]
It's cold, right?

295
00:13:32,023 --> 00:13:35,798
‐Aah, it's winter.
Almost Christmas.

296
00:13:35,864 --> 00:13:36,933
‐Oh, right.

297
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,269
‐[magical chimes]
‐Here you go.

298
00:13:40,139 --> 00:13:41,375
‐Where'd you get this?

299
00:13:41,442 --> 00:13:43,880
‐Always be prepared.
That is my motto.

300
00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:45,049
I'm Ruby.

301
00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:47,487
‐Good motto.

302
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:50,293
[chuckles]

303
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,529
Well, I gotta go.

304
00:13:51,596 --> 00:13:53,432
Really only so much
humiliation I can take

305
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,036
in one day at one time.

306
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:56,338
And, well, I think I might be
freezing to death, so.

307
00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:57,908
‐Okay. Keep it.
Early Christmas present.

308
00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,545
‐Thanks. [laughs]

309
00:13:59,612 --> 00:14:01,115
‐Welcome.

310
00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:04,722
‐Yeah, new towel. Pink.
Really brings out my eyes.

311
00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:06,960
‐Oh, yeah.

312
00:14:07,027 --> 00:14:08,530
‐Okay, bye.

313
00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:12,538
‐See you around, Charlie.

314
00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:21,623
‐What a nerd.

315
00:14:21,689 --> 00:14:23,860
‐He's sweet.

316
00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:27,233
‐Good luck finding someone who
agrees with you by Christmas.

317
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,607
Twelve days, Ruby.
Clock is ticking.

318
00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:34,181
[magical chimes]

319
00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:36,586
[school bell ringing]

320
00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:39,024
‐So without a solid working
knowledge of history,

321
00:14:39,091 --> 00:14:41,663
history is doomed
to repeat itself.

322
00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:44,234
And if we realize that
we didn't treat people well,

323
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,004
or if we realized that,
you know,

324
00:14:46,071 --> 00:14:48,342
maybe there's a better way
to do these things,

325
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:51,014
we can do it better
the next time.

326
00:14:51,081 --> 00:14:52,383
[Gina] Yeah, yeah.
I'm kind of confused‐‐

327
00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:54,622
‐Hey, Gina. I was‐‐
‐Todd!

328
00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:57,093
I'm having a conversation.

329
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,530
So I was‐‐
‐[Ruby] Hi, excuse me.

330
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,166
Can I talk to you guys?

331
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,638
I have a few questions
about Charlie.

332
00:15:02,705 --> 00:15:05,176
‐Who's Charlie?
‐She means Professor Conrad.

333
00:15:05,243 --> 00:15:06,913
‐Are you a cop?
‐She looks like a cop.

334
00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:10,052
‐Um. I'm wearing pink.

335
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:14,027
I'm, uh. I'm a reporter.
And I'm‐‐ I'm writing a story

336
00:15:14,094 --> 00:15:15,798
and I'm looking
for some background.

337
00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:18,202
‐On Professor Conrad?

338
00:15:18,269 --> 00:15:21,776
Not to be mean, but he isn't
exactly the kind of person

339
00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:24,114
you would write
an article about.

340
00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,387
‐Oh, sorry. Excuse me.

341
00:15:27,454 --> 00:15:31,428
‐Whatever background he has,
I promise you it is boring.

342
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:34,602
‐Well, maybe not looking
like a cop is your whole thing.

343
00:15:34,669 --> 00:15:36,639
I'm onto you. cop.

344
00:15:41,415 --> 00:15:44,020
‐Hi. You look like
a bright young man.

345
00:15:44,087 --> 00:15:45,624
What can you tell me
about Charlie?

346
00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:47,595
‐I mean, he's‐‐
he's like a teacher.

347
00:15:47,661 --> 00:15:49,431
It's not like we hang out.

348
00:15:49,498 --> 00:15:50,701
‐Yeah.

349
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,673
‐He's nice, I guess, but
kind of unreasonable?

350
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,711
Like when I tell him
I don't have my project

351
00:15:55,777 --> 00:15:57,982
because my life has been
so extra right now?

352
00:15:58,048 --> 00:15:59,451
And he gives me an extension,

353
00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:01,523
but it's not really
enough of an extension.

354
00:16:01,589 --> 00:16:03,560
And then he doesn't even like,
try to understand

355
00:16:03,627 --> 00:16:06,098
that I have a lot
going on right now.

356
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:09,739
But, you know, nice.

357
00:16:09,806 --> 00:16:11,208
‐Nice.

358
00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:13,179
‐I like that he doesn't
pretend to know my name.

359
00:16:13,245 --> 00:16:14,749
None of the teachers
know my name.

360
00:16:14,816 --> 00:16:17,120
But Professor Conrad
doesn't pretend like he does.

361
00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:18,857
‐I'll remember your name.

362
00:16:18,924 --> 00:16:19,992
What's your name?

363
00:16:20,059 --> 00:16:21,596
‐Well, as far as
teachers go,

364
00:16:21,663 --> 00:16:23,767
he's probably like,
my second favorite,

365
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,771
but that's really just because
I hate history.

366
00:16:25,838 --> 00:16:26,906
Like, I hate it.

367
00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:27,908
[Samantha] Why are you yelling?

368
00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,879
‐I'm expressing myself.

369
00:16:29,946 --> 00:16:31,048
‐Do you need a hug?

370
00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:35,557
‐[magical chimes]
‐Hi, Charlie!

371
00:16:35,624 --> 00:16:38,830
‐Oh! Whoa, hey.

372
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:40,233
You're, uh. you gave me

373
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,536
[over computer]
the pink towel.

374
00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:43,038
‐Yeah. Mm‐hm,
that's me, Ruby.

375
00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:44,742
‐Right. Well, hi again.
‐[Ruby] Hi.

376
00:16:44,809 --> 00:16:46,546
Charlie, I have the offer
of a lifetime for you.

377
00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:50,219
‐Oh? What do you mean?
Selling essential oils?

378
00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:52,156
‐I hear they're really great,
but no, no.

379
00:16:52,223 --> 00:16:54,461
I'm here to help you.

380
00:16:54,529 --> 00:16:56,431
‐Help me what?

381
00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:57,835
‐Fall in love.

382
00:16:57,902 --> 00:17:00,139
‐Hmm, wow, that sounds fun, but.
not really in the market.

383
00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:01,509
So nice seeing you again.

384
00:17:01,576 --> 00:17:03,279
‐You know, it's nice
to see you too!

385
00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:04,682
See, Charlie, I'm what
you could call a matchmaker.

386
00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:06,553
‐Ah, so you want me
to pay you to fix me up?

387
00:17:06,619 --> 00:17:09,357
‐For you, totally free.
‐Mm.

388
00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:11,461
So you're a matchmaker
for charity cases?

389
00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:14,467
‐Yes! But I can see by your face
that's a bad thing.

390
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:15,637
So, no.

391
00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:17,307
[over computer] No, I‐I.

392
00:17:17,373 --> 00:17:19,244
I‐I can just help you be happy.

393
00:17:19,311 --> 00:17:22,150
‐Yeah, thanks but no thanks.

394
00:17:22,217 --> 00:17:25,323
‐But. but you're lonely.

395
00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:27,861
D‐don't you want love?
Everybody wants love.

396
00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:29,865
‐No, not me.
I've retired.

397
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:31,703
‐But don't you want a sweetheart
to spend Christmas with?

398
00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:33,573
‐No, I do not want that.

399
00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:36,512
You seem nice.

400
00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:38,148
‐Oh.

401
00:17:38,215 --> 00:17:39,785
‐You helped me
out of the fountain.

402
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:40,787
‐Gave you a towel.

403
00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:42,625
‐Gave me a towel. But.

404
00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:47,400
not to be rude, but.
you're kind of freaking me out.

405
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,471
‐Oh.
‐Yeah. Yeah.

406
00:17:49,538 --> 00:17:52,343
So, if you stop walking,
I'll keep walking and‐‐

407
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,515
and‐‐ and we can just.

408
00:17:54,582 --> 00:17:55,918
‐I don't want to freak you out.

409
00:17:55,984 --> 00:17:57,320
‐Yeah, thanks.
‐Yeah, yeah.

410
00:17:57,387 --> 00:17:58,523
Okay.
‐[Charlie] Bye.

411
00:17:58,590 --> 00:17:59,725
‐Oh, see you around, Charlie.

412
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:00,994
[Charlie] Yup, okay.

413
00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:03,065
‐Man!

414
00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:04,467
[exhales]

415
00:18:07,942 --> 00:18:10,681
[dog barking in distance]

416
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:19,431
[magical chimes]

417
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,538
‐Okay, Charlie.
We need to talk.

418
00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:24,809
[screams]

419
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:26,111
‐Why are you in my house?

420
00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,480
‐Because I mean business.

421
00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:29,719
‐Well, that is terrifying.

422
00:18:29,785 --> 00:18:33,192
Look, I don't have any money.
I'm a teacher.

423
00:18:33,258 --> 00:18:35,096
‐What? No, I'm‐‐
I'm freaking you out again.

424
00:18:35,162 --> 00:18:36,231
I'm Ruby. Remember?

425
00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:37,400
With the‐‐
‐Ah. oh, yes!

426
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,939
Wait! The towel.
Hold on. Hold on.

427
00:18:40,006 --> 00:18:41,776
Aaaah.

428
00:18:41,843 --> 00:18:44,849
Ah! Here. Here, take‐‐

429
00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:49,825
[magical chimes]

430
00:18:49,892 --> 00:18:50,894
‐I don't want the towel.

431
00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:51,896
[Charlie gasps]

432
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:52,865
[Charlie yells in fear]

433
00:18:56,773 --> 00:18:57,675
[Ruby sighs]

434
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,655
[lamp smashes]

435
00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:07,493
‐Charlie!

436
00:19:07,561 --> 00:19:09,832
That lamp was like
the nicest thing in here.

437
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,301
[sighs]

438
00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:12,871
Can we dial this down a notch?

439
00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:14,007
‐No!

440
00:19:14,074 --> 00:19:15,677
Help!

441
00:19:15,744 --> 00:19:16,779
[Charlie groans and thuds to
floor]

442
00:19:16,846 --> 00:19:17,881
‐Oh.

443
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,852
[grunting]

444
00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:23,760
[screaming]

445
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,805
‐I think I might have used
the wrong tactic here.

446
00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:31,341
Can we start over?

447
00:19:33,078 --> 00:19:35,082
[chuckles] Okay, good.

448
00:19:35,149 --> 00:19:36,351
Ahh.

449
00:19:36,418 --> 00:19:39,057
‐What is going on?

450
00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:41,796
‐So this is gonna
sound weird, but.

451
00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:42,965
have you heard of Cupid?

452
00:19:43,032 --> 00:19:44,300
‐Cupid?

453
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:47,106
Like, as in.
Valentine's Day Cupid?

454
00:19:47,173 --> 00:19:50,614
‐Yes! But he's Cupid every day.

455
00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,320
‐Oh, okay.
‐[Ruby] Yeah.

456
00:19:54,387 --> 00:19:56,458
I've never told a mortal before,

457
00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,429
but I only have 11 days.

458
00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:00,199
So gloves are coming off,
Charlie.

459
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,803
‐But you‐you're
not gonna hit me, right?

460
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:04,140
‐Oh, no, no, no. I'm‐‐
I'm not gonna hit you.

461
00:20:04,207 --> 00:20:06,411
I'm not gonna hit you. Okay?

462
00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:10,386
I‐I'm about to tell you
a really big secret.

463
00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:12,725
And I need you
to prepare yourself.

464
00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:13,727
‐Okay.

465
00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:18,302
‐I work for Cupid.
And if things go well,

466
00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:19,905
I'm going to
move into his position

467
00:20:19,972 --> 00:20:23,112
and become the god of love,
if you can believe it.

468
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,349
Or I guess, the goddess of love.

469
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:28,288
I guess you could say
I'm a Cupid in training.

470
00:20:28,355 --> 00:20:29,424
‐That is fascinating.

471
00:20:29,491 --> 00:20:31,027
‐[giggles] Yes.

472
00:20:31,094 --> 00:20:34,902
‐What are the job requirements
for something like that?

473
00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:36,539
‐Well.

474
00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:37,473
hey!

475
00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:40,346
[running footsteps]

476
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,749
[magical chimes]

477
00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:42,885
‐[door slams]
‐[Charlie] Ooh!

478
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,690
[door hinges creak]

479
00:20:45,757 --> 00:20:47,895
[loud thud]

480
00:20:47,961 --> 00:20:48,930
‐Oops.

481
00:20:56,077 --> 00:20:57,681
Feeling better?

482
00:20:57,748 --> 00:21:00,921
‐Before you broke into my house
and beat me up? No.

483
00:21:00,987 --> 00:21:03,091
‐Beat you up
is a bit of an exaggeration.

484
00:21:03,158 --> 00:21:05,797
I was trying to explain to you
when you flipped out.

485
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,568
‐Yeah, well, I've recently
sustained a head injury.

486
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,972
So please recap.
You're, uh, Cupid?

487
00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:12,243
‐His apprentice.

488
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,715
‐Mm. Fat baby
in a diaper with wings?

489
00:21:14,782 --> 00:21:16,853
‐Well, he's not a baby anymore.

490
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:18,489
And for obvious reasons,

491
00:21:18,556 --> 00:21:20,927
HR convinced him to start
wearing pants a long time ago.

492
00:21:20,994 --> 00:21:22,263
But yeah.

493
00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:24,467
‐So you're like a goddess.
‐Oh, no.

494
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,906
‐No? [chuckles]
‐No, no.

495
00:21:26,973 --> 00:21:30,246
Oh, no.
Demigod, magical immortal,

496
00:21:30,312 --> 00:21:32,049
interfering
in the lives of humans,

497
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,185
that kind of thing.

498
00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:35,189
‐[laughs]
Ruby the Immortal.

499
00:21:35,256 --> 00:21:38,328
‐My real name is Cherub.
But Ruby just has more zing.

500
00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:40,767
Don't you think?
‐Way more zing, yeah.

501
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,873
And, um, I'm sorry,
but you're bothering me why?

502
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,209
‐I'm helping you.

503
00:21:45,276 --> 00:21:48,015
Helping you find love.

504
00:21:48,081 --> 00:21:52,925
‐O‐kay. Great.
Well, I'm a little tired, uh,

505
00:21:52,991 --> 00:21:55,496
so I'm going to go to bed.
But you can call me tomorrow,

506
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,066
and we'll schedule a little
love‐finding session.

507
00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:58,168
‐No time.

508
00:21:58,235 --> 00:21:59,470
We're on a ticking clock here.

509
00:21:59,538 --> 00:22:01,274
I have until midnight
on Christmas Eve

510
00:22:01,341 --> 00:22:03,312
to make you fall in love.

511
00:22:03,378 --> 00:22:05,316
‐Uh, Christmas isn't
even your holiday.

512
00:22:05,382 --> 00:22:07,654
‐I know. It's a
little arbitrary, but

513
00:22:07,721 --> 00:22:09,859
what are you gonna do?

514
00:22:09,925 --> 00:22:11,963
‐Why me?

515
00:22:12,029 --> 00:22:15,035
‐Well, because,
according to Cupid,

516
00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:21,081
you are the most romantically
hopeless person on Earth.

517
00:22:21,147 --> 00:22:24,989
‐[scoffs] On Earth?
Out of everyone? Really?

518
00:22:25,055 --> 00:22:26,592
Like not even just
the state of Virginia,

519
00:22:26,659 --> 00:22:27,594
but like all the states
everywhere,

520
00:22:27,661 --> 00:22:28,897
and all the countries?

521
00:22:28,963 --> 00:22:30,867
‐Yeah.

522
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:34,173
‐Wow! I've reached
an all‐new low.

523
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,146
[laughs] I just let the opinion
of an imaginary flying baby

524
00:22:37,213 --> 00:22:38,983
hurt my feelings.

525
00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:40,787
‐You still
don't believe me, do you?

526
00:22:40,854 --> 00:22:44,394
‐No. No. That you're
a magical cherub? Not at all.

527
00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:46,799
‐Okay. We have to fix that.

528
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,435
‐No.

529
00:22:48,503 --> 00:22:49,905
‐This might be
a little unnerving.

530
00:22:49,972 --> 00:22:50,941
‐Wait, wait, wait, what?

531
00:22:51,007 --> 00:22:52,678
[magical chimes]

532
00:22:52,744 --> 00:22:54,480
‐[Charlie gasps]
‐Take a look around.

533
00:22:54,548 --> 00:22:56,384
‐Wha.
‐What do you see?

534
00:22:56,451 --> 00:22:58,488
‐I'm in my underwear!

535
00:22:58,556 --> 00:22:59,959
[Ruby] Possibility!

536
00:23:00,025 --> 00:23:02,496
The possibility of love
around every corner.

537
00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:04,635
Hey, hey,
could she be the one?

538
00:23:04,702 --> 00:23:08,676
What about her?
What about him?

539
00:23:08,743 --> 00:23:11,782
The world is full of
romantic possibilities.

540
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,354
‐Did‐‐ did you drug me?
How did you get me here?

541
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:16,057
‐No wonder
you don't believe in love.

542
00:23:16,124 --> 00:23:17,393
You don't believe in magic.

543
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:19,197
‐This is insane!

544
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:20,466
Cupid is not real!

545
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,069
He's an antiquated idea

546
00:23:22,136 --> 00:23:23,706
that was repackaged by
the marketing department

547
00:23:23,773 --> 00:23:24,775
of some greeting card company.
‐[siren wails]

548
00:23:24,842 --> 00:23:25,844
‐Oh!

549
00:23:25,911 --> 00:23:27,079
‐Uh‐oh, fuzz!
‐[police car door closes]

550
00:23:27,146 --> 00:23:28,448
‐Hey, be cool.

551
00:23:28,516 --> 00:23:30,520
‐Uh, ma'am,
is this man bothering you?

552
00:23:30,587 --> 00:23:31,956
‐She's bothering me.

553
00:23:32,023 --> 00:23:35,362
She's a witch
or she's magic or something!

554
00:23:35,429 --> 00:23:36,599
‐You think you're dressed
appropriately

555
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:37,901
to be in a public area?

556
00:23:37,968 --> 00:23:39,805
‐Well, I'm.
obviously, Officer,

557
00:23:39,872 --> 00:23:41,341
if I'd known that I was going
to be magically transported,

558
00:23:41,408 --> 00:23:42,978
I would have put on pants.

559
00:23:43,045 --> 00:23:44,682
‐Okay, why don't you calm down
and come with me, all right?

560
00:23:44,748 --> 00:23:46,017
‐I can get you out of this,
Charlie.

561
00:23:46,084 --> 00:23:47,153
‐No, ma'am. You can't.

562
00:23:47,219 --> 00:23:48,188
‐Oh, okay.

563
00:23:48,255 --> 00:23:49,725
[whispered] I totally can.

564
00:23:49,792 --> 00:23:51,428
[Police officer] Sir, don't
make this difficult.

565
00:23:51,494 --> 00:23:54,133
‐Just promise
you'll try and find love.

566
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,539
‐I'm not gonna promise anything!
I just want to go home!

567
00:23:56,606 --> 00:23:59,377
‐Okay, so we'll do it
the hard way.

568
00:23:59,444 --> 00:24:00,479
[Charlie] I don't
want to fall in love.

569
00:24:00,547 --> 00:24:01,582
I got my classes and my books.

570
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:02,584
And that's all I need!

571
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,287
‐Good to know, pal.

572
00:24:04,354 --> 00:24:05,991
‐I have until Christmas Eve
to convince you you're wrong.

573
00:24:06,057 --> 00:24:08,596
‐Ma'am, can you
please step back?

574
00:24:08,663 --> 00:24:10,232
‐Okay, okay. Okay.
Okay. I give up.

575
00:24:10,299 --> 00:24:11,769
‐Say it!

576
00:24:11,836 --> 00:24:13,840
Say "I promise I'll do
whatever Ruby wants me to,

577
00:24:13,906 --> 00:24:15,677
so I can find love
and be happy!"

578
00:24:15,744 --> 00:24:18,015
‐Fine, fine. I promise I'll do
whatever Ruby wants me to do

579
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:19,618
so I can find love
and be happy.

580
00:24:19,685 --> 00:24:22,390
‐Wow, we got a couple of
real romantics here.

581
00:24:22,456 --> 00:24:23,993
‐But on one condition:

582
00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:25,429
I'm not gonna have you tricking
me into falling in love.

583
00:24:25,496 --> 00:24:27,500
No. Magic.

584
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,304
‐Sure, pal. No magic.

585
00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:30,740
‐You're really tying
my hands here, Charlie.

586
00:24:30,807 --> 00:24:33,045
[Charlie] Promise, or no deal!

587
00:24:33,111 --> 00:24:35,650
‐Okay, no magic.

588
00:24:37,688 --> 00:24:39,057
‐Don't worry, Romeo.

589
00:24:39,123 --> 00:24:41,328
Everything's gonna be just fine.
‐[magical chimes]

590
00:24:41,394 --> 00:24:44,902
[dramatic music]

591
00:24:44,968 --> 00:24:46,806
‐[birds chirping]
‐[door opens]

592
00:24:46,872 --> 00:24:49,143
[approaching footsteps]

593
00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:50,212
[exhales]

594
00:24:50,279 --> 00:24:51,381
‐[magical chimes]
‐Hi!

595
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,018
‐Aah! [sighs]
Would you please

596
00:24:53,085 --> 00:24:55,255
stop popping up
everywhere like that?

597
00:24:55,322 --> 00:24:56,659
It's really disconcerting.

598
00:24:56,726 --> 00:24:58,362
‐I certainly don't
want you disconcerted,

599
00:24:58,428 --> 00:25:00,533
but we don't have time for
another little flip‐out, do we?

600
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,506
Charlie, you promised.

601
00:25:03,573 --> 00:25:05,476
‐I have class, Ruby. I teach.

602
00:25:05,543 --> 00:25:07,213
See, that's what I do.
That's my job.

603
00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:08,983
Kind of like your job is
breaking into people's houses

604
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,319
and harassing them
until they agree

605
00:25:10,386 --> 00:25:11,756
to let you set them up on dates.

606
00:25:11,822 --> 00:25:13,225
‐Yeah, well, that's not
a fair assessment.

607
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:14,828
‐Fine.

608
00:25:14,895 --> 00:25:16,264
Do your little
romance experiment

609
00:25:16,331 --> 00:25:19,571
after I'm done working, okay?
That's the deal.

610
00:25:19,638 --> 00:25:21,842
‐Well, how long will that be?

611
00:25:21,909 --> 00:25:23,880
‐I'll tell you what, go into
that building right there,

612
00:25:23,946 --> 00:25:25,984
talk to my boss,
tell her you work for Cupid,

613
00:25:26,051 --> 00:25:27,788
and that I need
some vacation days

614
00:25:27,854 --> 00:25:30,894
so that we can go on the hunt
for my perfect person.

615
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,697
I'm sure that'll go great
for you.

616
00:25:42,049 --> 00:25:43,051
[magical chimes]

617
00:25:43,118 --> 00:25:44,287
‐Hi!

618
00:25:44,353 --> 00:25:46,659
‐[screams] Why did you
roll up on me like that?

619
00:25:46,726 --> 00:25:48,529
You just made me pee a little.
[sighs]

620
00:25:48,596 --> 00:25:50,099
Terry! Terry!
‐[approaching footsteps]

621
00:25:52,436 --> 00:25:53,673
‐How did‐‐

622
00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:54,975
‐Okay, how did she
get in my office?

623
00:25:55,042 --> 00:25:56,579
‐How did you‐‐
‐You know what?

624
00:25:56,645 --> 00:25:58,516
Always on top of it,
right, Terry?

625
00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:00,352
Out!

626
00:26:00,419 --> 00:26:02,557
Something wrong with that boy.

627
00:26:02,624 --> 00:26:03,926
‐Are you Charlie's boss?

628
00:26:03,993 --> 00:26:05,429
‐Does he work
at this institution?

629
00:26:05,496 --> 00:26:06,999
‐[Ruby] Yes.
‐Then I'm his boss.

630
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,270
‐My name is Ruby Valentine,
and I need your help.

631
00:26:09,337 --> 00:26:11,007
‐[magical tinkle]
‐[Ruby] This won't hurt a bit.

632
00:26:12,778 --> 00:26:14,213
[arrow strikes with a tinkle]

633
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,554
‐[laughs] Girl, I got you.

634
00:26:17,621 --> 00:26:18,790
‐So in light of
that perspective,

635
00:26:18,856 --> 00:26:20,092
I'm curious to know what

636
00:26:20,159 --> 00:26:21,494
your thoughts are.
‐[door opens]

637
00:26:21,562 --> 00:26:22,664
‐Charlie!

638
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,137
Oh, hi. [chuckling]

639
00:26:27,741 --> 00:26:29,143
‐What are you doing here?

640
00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:30,880
‐I did what you said.
I talked to your boss.

641
00:26:30,947 --> 00:26:32,349
‐I'm sorry, you did what?

642
00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:35,557
‐Hey! Look at all your fresh,
young faces.

643
00:26:35,623 --> 00:26:38,663
Just learnin' and growin'
and gettin' smarter. [laughs]

644
00:26:38,729 --> 00:26:40,432
I feel good!
Y'all feel good?

645
00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:41,702
[laughing]

646
00:26:41,769 --> 00:26:43,238
‐Hi. Dean Wozniak!

647
00:26:43,305 --> 00:26:44,373
‐Hi.
‐Oh.

648
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,044
Charlie.
Charlie‐Charlie‐Charlie.

649
00:26:46,111 --> 00:26:48,816
[giggles] Oh, honey,
please don't ever wear

650
00:26:48,883 --> 00:26:50,553
that shirt again.
That is an ugly shirt.

651
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:53,291
Oh, mm‐mm. No.

652
00:26:53,358 --> 00:26:55,395
‐Is there something that
I can help you with?

653
00:26:55,462 --> 00:26:57,066
[Dean Wozniak] You sure can.

654
00:26:57,133 --> 00:26:59,203
Do you see this beautiful,
intelligent woman right here?

655
00:26:59,270 --> 00:27:00,372
Ain't she pretty?

656
00:27:00,439 --> 00:27:01,474
‐Um, well, I‐‐

657
00:27:01,542 --> 00:27:02,511
‐She's cute.

658
00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:03,679
‐Super hot.

659
00:27:03,746 --> 00:27:05,149
‐I don't see it.

660
00:27:05,215 --> 00:27:06,752
‐[Charlie] Okay, okay.
‐This young lady. uh,

661
00:27:06,819 --> 00:27:08,121
what's your name again,
sweetie?

662
00:27:08,188 --> 00:27:09,758
‐Ruby Valentine.
‐Ruby Valentine! Yes.

663
00:27:09,825 --> 00:27:12,463
‐That's the most amazing
name I've ever heard.

664
00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:14,000
‐I'm a visiting professor,

665
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,703
and I'm here to oversee Charlie
and correct him

666
00:27:15,770 --> 00:27:17,339
whenever he's wrong about stuff.

667
00:27:17,406 --> 00:27:19,978
And she's the boss and says
I can be here all the time

668
00:27:20,045 --> 00:27:21,882
and do anything I want. Right?

669
00:27:21,949 --> 00:27:23,753
‐Right, right.
I'm the boss.

670
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:25,790
Yes. She can be here
anytime she wants,

671
00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:26,759
she can be here
as long as she wants,

672
00:27:26,826 --> 00:27:27,861
and do what she wants.

673
00:27:27,928 --> 00:27:30,399
I have spoken! Yes. [laughs]

674
00:27:30,465 --> 00:27:32,102
Well, I'm gonna go take a nap,

675
00:27:32,169 --> 00:27:34,373
'cause whoo, I feel wonderful.
Don't y'all feel wonderful?

676
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,545
Did I say that already?
I don't know. [laughs]

677
00:27:36,612 --> 00:27:38,181
I just feel good.

678
00:27:38,248 --> 00:27:39,651
And that's an ugly shirt. Ooo,
child, that's an ugly shirt.

679
00:27:39,718 --> 00:27:40,987
Don't wear that tomorrow.
‐[door closes]

680
00:27:41,054 --> 00:27:42,256
‐What was that?
What are you doing?

681
00:27:42,323 --> 00:27:43,559
‐My job.
‐No, no.

682
00:27:43,626 --> 00:27:44,862
That's what I'm doing.

683
00:27:44,928 --> 00:27:46,364
What you're doing
is called stalking.

684
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:48,603
‐She's way too hot
to be stalking you.

685
00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:49,705
‐Truth.

686
00:27:49,771 --> 00:27:51,809
‐You guys are so nice.

687
00:27:51,876 --> 00:27:54,882
‐Oh! You're that cop. [laughs]

688
00:27:54,948 --> 00:27:56,384
‐No.
‐[Patrick] I knew it.

689
00:28:00,425 --> 00:28:04,033
‐And that's how Napoleon and
Josephine fell in love.

690
00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:07,373
‐So beautiful.

691
00:28:07,439 --> 00:28:10,345
‐I have to say this is the first
I've ever found history

692
00:28:10,412 --> 00:28:11,749
interesting in my life.

693
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,653
‐Okay, okay.
That's great. That's great.

694
00:28:13,719 --> 00:28:15,155
Can we all now
get back to the reason

695
00:28:15,222 --> 00:28:16,324
that we're actually here,
in the first place?

696
00:28:16,391 --> 00:28:18,028
‐Absolutely. Thank you

697
00:28:18,094 --> 00:28:19,297
for keeping us on track.
‐[Charlie clears throat]

698
00:28:19,363 --> 00:28:21,167
‐Who here thinks
Charlie is dateable?

699
00:28:21,234 --> 00:28:23,171
‐Whoa!
‐Show of hands.

700
00:28:23,238 --> 00:28:24,942
‐No, thi‐thi‐this
is totally inappropriate.

701
00:28:25,008 --> 00:28:26,545
Do not answer this‐‐

702
00:28:26,612 --> 00:28:30,252
‐He's cute. But there's
a lack of effort happening here.

703
00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:33,826
‐Agreed. I mean,
did you sleep in those clothes?

704
00:28:33,893 --> 00:28:35,329
‐You should pay
more than six dollars

705
00:28:35,395 --> 00:28:36,565
for a haircut.

706
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,335
‐And you can be a bit.

707
00:28:38,401 --> 00:28:39,504
abrasive.

708
00:28:39,571 --> 00:28:40,907
‐All right!
‐See?

709
00:28:40,974 --> 00:28:43,679
‐That's a real turnoff,
Professor Conrad.

710
00:28:43,746 --> 00:28:45,215
‐[gasps]
Step one in finding you love

711
00:28:45,282 --> 00:28:46,952
should be a makeover.
‐Yeah, I'm not doing that.

712
00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:49,858
‐You promised.
Okay, whatever it takes.

713
00:28:49,925 --> 00:28:51,160
The quicker you find love,

714
00:28:51,227 --> 00:28:52,631
the quicker
I'll be out of your life.

715
00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:54,568
[Patrick] I don't get it.

716
00:28:54,635 --> 00:28:56,404
What are you guys talking about?

717
00:28:56,471 --> 00:28:59,210
‐Class project!
I'm gonna need all your help.

718
00:28:59,277 --> 00:29:01,515
I'm a bit out of the loop
with modern dating

719
00:29:01,582 --> 00:29:04,755
and Charlie here needs
all the help he can get.

720
00:29:04,821 --> 00:29:06,592
‐We're trying to set
Professor Conrad up

721
00:29:06,659 --> 00:29:07,727
like on a date?

722
00:29:07,794 --> 00:29:09,898
‐More than that! Love.

723
00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:11,367
[Gina] Love is a myth.

724
00:29:11,434 --> 00:29:12,537
It's simply our brain chemistry
tricking us

725
00:29:12,604 --> 00:29:13,739
to propagate the species.

726
00:29:13,806 --> 00:29:15,510
‐Thank you, Gina.

727
00:29:15,576 --> 00:29:18,348
‐Okay, you're my next project,
but let's stay focused, okay?

728
00:29:18,415 --> 00:29:20,853
We have ten days
to find love for Charlie.

729
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,993
I'm open to any
and all suggestions. Go!

730
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,103
[Raif] I mean.

731
00:29:30,238 --> 00:29:32,209
there's like a thousand apps.

732
00:29:32,276 --> 00:29:34,881
‐Ooh, apps.

733
00:29:34,948 --> 00:29:39,123
Applications on the computer.
Intriguing.

734
00:29:39,190 --> 00:29:41,494
Uh, personally,
I've always avoided them.

735
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:43,633
You know, I like to take
a more hands‐on approach,

736
00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,870
but desperate times
call for desperate measures.

737
00:29:45,937 --> 00:29:47,039
‐All right, class is over.

738
00:29:47,106 --> 00:29:48,542
‐What about your dating profile?

739
00:29:48,609 --> 00:29:50,647
‐Multiple photos and a bio?

740
00:29:50,713 --> 00:29:53,686
Are you sure you're ready for
this level of self‐marketing?

741
00:29:53,753 --> 00:29:55,757
‐And don't forget
photo touch‐ups.

742
00:29:55,823 --> 00:29:58,461
Trust me.
I don't think you want to post

743
00:29:58,529 --> 00:30:00,065
an unedited photo.

744
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:01,935
‐They're right.
We need their help.

745
00:30:06,512 --> 00:30:07,681
‐They have other classes.

746
00:30:07,747 --> 00:30:08,783
‐No, I'm‐‐ I'm free.

747
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:09,985
‐I can skip.

748
00:30:10,052 --> 00:30:12,423
‐This is way more interesting.

749
00:30:16,030 --> 00:30:19,203
[wind blowing]

750
00:30:19,270 --> 00:30:21,240
[Natalie] Build?

751
00:30:21,307 --> 00:30:22,644
‐Skinny?

752
00:30:22,711 --> 00:30:23,979
‐Frail?

753
00:30:24,046 --> 00:30:25,817
[Patrick] He's got some
tone to him, but

754
00:30:25,883 --> 00:30:27,721
it wouldn't kill you
to hit the gym.

755
00:30:27,787 --> 00:30:29,090
‐So, athletic.

756
00:30:29,156 --> 00:30:31,595
‐Let's not get crazy.

757
00:30:31,662 --> 00:30:32,731
[Gina] He's tall.

758
00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:33,966
‐Boom.
‐That means a lot.

759
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,168
‐It means everything.

760
00:30:35,235 --> 00:30:37,072
Can't we just put
that he's tall

761
00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:39,443
and leave out
all the personality bits?

762
00:30:39,511 --> 00:30:41,114
‐Wow. This is a new level
of humiliation for me,

763
00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:42,784
so thanks for that, guys.

764
00:30:42,851 --> 00:30:44,688
‐Oh, toughen up.

765
00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:46,224
[Emily] So what are your
interests?

766
00:30:46,290 --> 00:30:49,296
‐And let's stay away from
the boring ones, shall we?

767
00:30:49,363 --> 00:30:50,566
‐You know what,
I really don't need you guys

768
00:30:50,633 --> 00:30:52,036
to make a dating app for me.

769
00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:55,977
‐It's actually a dating profile,
and yes, you do.

770
00:30:56,044 --> 00:30:57,179
‐Well, whatever it's called,

771
00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:58,649
I don't need it,
I don't want it.

772
00:30:58,716 --> 00:31:00,853
So you guys can just do
whatever you want to do.

773
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,724
I don't care.

774
00:31:02,791 --> 00:31:04,326
Bye.

775
00:31:04,393 --> 00:31:07,366
‐Oh, you should add
that he's fiery and passionate.

776
00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:10,405
‐[Natalie] Oh.
‐[Gina] Ooh, I like that.

777
00:31:10,472 --> 00:31:11,775
‐I don't get it.

778
00:31:11,842 --> 00:31:13,713
What kind of person
doesn't want to fall in love?

779
00:31:13,779 --> 00:31:14,981
‐The damaged kind.

780
00:31:15,048 --> 00:31:15,950
‐Oh, no, no, no.
Put that, put that.

781
00:31:16,017 --> 00:31:17,186
We love damage.

782
00:31:18,388 --> 00:31:19,390
‐All done.

783
00:31:20,626 --> 00:31:21,995
[Chloe] That's really good.

784
00:31:22,062 --> 00:31:23,431
You know, if I saw that,
I would actually think

785
00:31:23,498 --> 00:31:24,433
he's kind of cute.

786
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,572
[laughing]

787
00:31:26,638 --> 00:31:28,341
Oh, which is gross.

788
00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:29,845
[Ruby] Post it!

789
00:31:29,911 --> 00:31:31,314
Any girl would look at this
and want a date with Charlie.

790
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:33,218
‐Plus, it's cuffing season.

791
00:31:33,284 --> 00:31:34,755
Standards are as low
as they get all year.

792
00:31:34,821 --> 00:31:38,027
‐Right. Wait, what?

793
00:31:38,094 --> 00:31:40,232
Too high maintenance.

794
00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:42,035
Too fun.

795
00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:44,140
Too cool.
‐[soft tinkle]

796
00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:46,144
‐Being a little picky,
aren't we?

797
00:31:46,210 --> 00:31:47,614
‐Okay, not that it's
any of your business,

798
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,918
but I'm trying to find
the right woman for him.

799
00:31:49,985 --> 00:31:51,254
‐[gasping] Right.

800
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,158
The same way that
you've always done it.

801
00:31:53,224 --> 00:31:56,598
Taking your time, choosing
nothing but the best candidates.

802
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:58,602
You want my advice?

803
00:31:58,669 --> 00:31:59,938
‐Not really.

804
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,642
‐Ruby, you have to go all in.

805
00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:03,612
Find him as many possibilities
as you can.

806
00:32:03,679 --> 00:32:05,115
This is a numbers game.

807
00:32:05,182 --> 00:32:07,319
‐Oh, just match him
with everyone willy‐nilly?

808
00:32:07,386 --> 00:32:09,390
I'm not gonna do that.
That's not how I operate.

809
00:32:09,457 --> 00:32:11,194
‐Well, that's exactly why
your job is on the line,

810
00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:12,630
in the first place.

811
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:15,570
[chuckles] Same old Ruby,
same old mistakes.

812
00:32:15,636 --> 00:32:17,640
But, look, all right, whatever.
I mean, what do I care?

813
00:32:17,707 --> 00:32:19,978
Do it your way.
I'm just trying to help you.

814
00:32:21,849 --> 00:32:23,451
‐Philomena?

815
00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:26,424
Do you know
what cuffing season is?

816
00:32:26,491 --> 00:32:28,361
‐You don't?

817
00:32:28,428 --> 00:32:31,334
And you're next in line
to be the God of Love?

818
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,506
Wow, I cannot.
I will see you upstairs.

819
00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:36,477
[soft tinkle]

820
00:32:37,814 --> 00:32:39,618
‐Argh! Whatever.

821
00:32:41,387 --> 00:32:45,563
Like. Like. Like. Like. Like.

822
00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:49,771
[peppy music]

823
00:32:49,838 --> 00:32:51,942
‐I can't believe
I'm on a date with a teacher.

824
00:32:52,009 --> 00:32:56,250
I mean, I feel like
I just graduated.

825
00:32:56,317 --> 00:32:57,987
‐Wh‐when exactly was that?

826
00:32:58,054 --> 00:33:00,626
‐Oh, months and months ago.

827
00:33:00,693 --> 00:33:01,795
‐Hmm.

828
00:33:01,862 --> 00:33:03,398
[Skylar]
This drink is delish!

829
00:33:04,901 --> 00:33:06,137
[Charlie chuckling softly]

830
00:33:07,272 --> 00:33:08,943
‐We're all gonna die someday.

831
00:33:09,009 --> 00:33:11,849
So what's the point, right?

832
00:33:11,915 --> 00:33:13,151
‐That's pretty dark.

833
00:33:13,218 --> 00:33:16,023
‐I mean, look at us.
Two lonely people

834
00:33:16,090 --> 00:33:18,127
desperately seeking
companionship

835
00:33:18,194 --> 00:33:20,700
when in the end,
we're all just gonna die alone.

836
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:21,735
‐Okay.

837
00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:26,143
‐I don't want to waste your time

838
00:33:26,210 --> 00:33:28,281
and I certainly don't
want you wasting mine.

839
00:33:28,348 --> 00:33:30,620
I want a husband. I want kids.

840
00:33:30,686 --> 00:33:32,322
I want a big weddin'.

841
00:33:32,389 --> 00:33:35,696
And I want a year‐long
engagement with a big ring.

842
00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:37,967
And if I want all of
these things, which I do,

843
00:33:38,034 --> 00:33:39,671
then I need to move quickly.

844
00:33:39,738 --> 00:33:41,140
Could you see yourself
proposing to me

845
00:33:41,207 --> 00:33:42,677
in the next three to six months?

846
00:33:42,744 --> 00:33:43,746
[Charlie gulping]

847
00:33:43,812 --> 00:33:44,681
[glass thuds]

848
00:33:44,748 --> 00:33:46,384
[Charlie exhales]

849
00:33:46,450 --> 00:33:47,854
[Ruby scratching on paper]

850
00:33:47,921 --> 00:33:49,189
[Leslie] So, this is Alfie.

851
00:33:49,256 --> 00:33:51,427
He is so bad.

852
00:33:51,494 --> 00:33:53,264
This is Josephine.
‐[Charlie laughing]

853
00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:54,901
How many cats do you have?

854
00:33:54,968 --> 00:33:56,270
[Leslie] Twelve.

855
00:33:56,337 --> 00:33:58,976
There are five more
outdoor babies but

856
00:33:59,043 --> 00:34:01,414
they're not really mine, per se.
‐Hm.

857
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,951
‐You have a lot more
women coming?

858
00:34:03,017 --> 00:34:04,854
Because my shift
is almost over.

859
00:34:04,921 --> 00:34:06,157
‐More women?

860
00:34:06,224 --> 00:34:09,330
‐Casanova has been here
for hours.

861
00:34:09,396 --> 00:34:12,837
[chatter in background]

862
00:34:12,904 --> 00:34:15,041
‐I think she's just upset 'cause
I've had four blind dates

863
00:34:15,108 --> 00:34:16,545
and then all I've ordered
is water.

864
00:34:16,612 --> 00:34:18,314
[Leslie] Tonight?

865
00:34:18,381 --> 00:34:20,218
‐[breathing deep]
Christmas is in a week.

866
00:34:20,285 --> 00:34:21,688
‐Don't want to be alone
on Christmas?

867
00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:22,924
‐Hm.

868
00:34:22,991 --> 00:34:24,426
‐I get it.
It's cuffing season.

869
00:34:24,493 --> 00:34:26,264
‐You know, I don't know
what that means.

870
00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,934
And I'd be fine to be alone
except that somehow

871
00:34:28,001 --> 00:34:30,740
I've managed to become
part of a giant cosmic bet.

872
00:34:30,806 --> 00:34:32,610
See that woman over there

873
00:34:32,677 --> 00:34:33,679
sliding down on her seat?

874
00:34:33,746 --> 00:34:35,215
Yeah, that's Cupid.

875
00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:38,488
Or Cupid's assistant. Hey,
are you his assistant?

876
00:34:38,555 --> 00:34:39,691
‐What?

877
00:34:41,494 --> 00:34:43,097
‐Cupid set us up
using a dating app?

878
00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:44,601
‐[laughs] I know, right?

879
00:34:44,668 --> 00:34:46,605
I told her she couldn't
use any magic, though,

880
00:34:46,672 --> 00:34:48,408
and she only has a week to make
me fall in love by Christmas.

881
00:34:48,474 --> 00:34:49,744
‐Don't you mean
Valentine's Day?

882
00:34:49,811 --> 00:34:50,846
‐That's what I said!

883
00:34:50,913 --> 00:34:53,117
No. Christmas. [laughs]

884
00:34:53,184 --> 00:34:54,921
Apparently, Cupid wants to
spend the holiday on his boat

885
00:34:54,988 --> 00:34:57,560
or something. I don't‐‐
‐Charlie! You're talking crazy!

886
00:34:57,627 --> 00:34:59,296
‐Cherub Valentine.
That's her name.

887
00:34:59,363 --> 00:35:00,933
But she goes by Ruby
because it's got more zing.

888
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,137
Hey, disappear or shoot
an arrow or something.

889
00:35:03,204 --> 00:35:04,507
Show Laura your magic.

890
00:35:04,574 --> 00:35:06,645
‐My name is Leslie.
‐Oh, what did I say?

891
00:35:06,712 --> 00:35:09,718
[Waitress] Here you go.
big spender.

892
00:35:09,784 --> 00:35:12,890
‐Thank you.
I detect your snark!

893
00:35:12,957 --> 00:35:14,093
You know what?
I'm leaving.

894
00:35:14,159 --> 00:35:15,630
That's it for me.
I am out of here.

895
00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:17,265
And you're not getting
20 percent,

896
00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:19,904
you're getting 15 max.

897
00:35:19,971 --> 00:35:22,242
Leslie, I'm so sorry.
You've been lovely.

898
00:35:22,309 --> 00:35:24,246
This has nothing to do
with you but I have to go.

899
00:35:27,687 --> 00:35:30,225
‐He's a little high‐strung.
[chuckles]

900
00:35:30,291 --> 00:35:32,530
‐So, you really think
you're Cupid?

901
00:35:32,597 --> 00:35:36,470
‐Ah‐‐ do I look like
a Looney Tunes?

902
00:35:36,538 --> 00:35:40,613
I mean, like, here's my
little bow and arrow. Pew!

903
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,082
Of course not.

904
00:35:42,149 --> 00:35:45,021
I'm just really
great at matchmaking.

905
00:35:45,088 --> 00:35:47,259
Here, let me show you.

906
00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:50,566
Ah.

907
00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:52,235
I think that guy over there.

908
00:35:54,574 --> 00:35:55,910
I think he might be the one.

909
00:35:57,179 --> 00:35:59,183
Maybe I could introduce you.

910
00:35:59,249 --> 00:36:01,187
‐Oh, my. Yes, please.

911
00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:09,637
[magical tinkling]

912
00:36:09,704 --> 00:36:11,007
‐What was that?
We have a deal.

913
00:36:11,073 --> 00:36:13,177
‐Well, the deal is dumb.

914
00:36:13,244 --> 00:36:14,748
[Charlie chuckling]

915
00:36:14,814 --> 00:36:16,350
Boring chitchat with women
that you picked for me,

916
00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:17,854
wearing clothes
that you picked for me,

917
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,291
pretending to be some guy
who's looking for love,

918
00:36:20,358 --> 00:36:22,597
which I am not.
‐But why? Why, Charlie?

919
00:36:22,663 --> 00:36:24,466
Why don't you want to find love?

920
00:36:24,534 --> 00:36:27,205
‐You really want to know why?
Okay, fine. I'll tell you.

921
00:36:29,009 --> 00:36:31,047
I gave up.

922
00:36:31,113 --> 00:36:32,482
Datin' and relationships,

923
00:36:32,550 --> 00:36:36,424
it's just been one disaster
after another.

924
00:36:36,490 --> 00:36:37,994
Disappointments, heartbreak.

925
00:36:38,061 --> 00:36:40,933
I don't know. I ju‐‐
I just got tired of it, okay?

926
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,704
And now I'm just me.

927
00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:44,974
And I have finally
gotten used to that.

928
00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:47,847
And then you come around here
messing with my head.

929
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:50,920
But I don't want to change.

930
00:36:50,986 --> 00:36:52,489
I don't need you to change me.

931
00:36:54,426 --> 00:36:57,432
[somber music]

932
00:37:03,846 --> 00:37:05,583
[magical tinkle]

933
00:37:08,622 --> 00:37:13,064
‐[sighs]
Wow. That went well.

934
00:37:13,131 --> 00:37:14,233
This is all your fault!

935
00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:15,703
‐[gasps] Moi?

936
00:37:15,770 --> 00:37:17,472
‐Yes. You told me
I should play a numbers game!

937
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:20,478
That's why I chose
all those random women. [gasps]

938
00:37:20,546 --> 00:37:22,482
You did this on purpose.

939
00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:25,355
‐Yeah, obviously.
When you go down in flames,

940
00:37:25,422 --> 00:37:26,658
who do you think the boss
is going to turn to?

941
00:37:26,725 --> 00:37:28,327
‐That is so not nice of you.

942
00:37:28,394 --> 00:37:30,465
You are supposed
to be helping me!

943
00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:34,774
‐Oh, but instead,
I'm helping me.

944
00:37:34,841 --> 00:37:36,043
Whoops.

945
00:37:36,110 --> 00:37:38,849
‐Well, maybe I'll tell
Mister C about this, hm?

946
00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:42,590
‐Yeah, you should do that, Ruby.
Everybody loves a tattletale.

947
00:37:42,657 --> 00:37:44,293
As a matter of fact,
that's why I'm here.

948
00:37:44,359 --> 00:37:46,832
Cupid wants to see you
in his office, so‐‐

949
00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:48,267
‐Cool. Amazing.

950
00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:49,637
I've been meaning to
pop up there anyway.

951
00:37:49,704 --> 00:37:50,606
‐[Philomena] Oh, yeah?
‐ [Ruby] Mm‐hm.

952
00:37:50,673 --> 00:37:51,875
‐I totally believe you.

953
00:37:51,942 --> 00:37:52,877
‐It's true.

954
00:37:52,944 --> 00:37:55,014
‐I know.

955
00:37:55,081 --> 00:37:57,219
[soft tinkle]

956
00:37:57,285 --> 00:37:58,922
I need to see the boss, stat‐‐
‐He's kind of expecting me, so‐‐

957
00:37:58,989 --> 00:38:00,425
[shouts]

958
00:38:00,492 --> 00:38:01,928
[loud angry grunt]

959
00:38:01,995 --> 00:38:02,930
[calming sigh]

960
00:38:02,997 --> 00:38:03,932
[button pings]

961
00:38:03,999 --> 00:38:06,905
[footsteps in background]

962
00:38:06,972 --> 00:38:08,107
‐He'll see you now.

963
00:38:08,174 --> 00:38:09,577
‐Just me though, right?

964
00:38:09,644 --> 00:38:11,515
‐He said both of you.

965
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:12,717
[Philomena scoffs]

966
00:38:14,754 --> 00:38:16,457
‐No, no, no. Ruby!
‐[soft clattering]

967
00:38:16,525 --> 00:38:17,425
[Ruby groaning]

968
00:38:17,492 --> 00:38:19,564
[clattering]

969
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,333
‐Really?

970
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,672
‐Hello, sir.
I need to talk to you.

971
00:38:24,874 --> 00:38:26,443
Philomena set me up.
‐[Philomena] No. No, no, no.

972
00:38:26,511 --> 00:38:27,914
Don't listen to her.
‐[Ruby] She just wants

973
00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:29,517
the promotion for herself!
‐She doesn't know

974
00:38:29,584 --> 00:38:30,619
what she's doing!
‐[Ruby] She said that

975
00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:32,022
how I do things is dumb‐‐

976
00:38:32,088 --> 00:38:33,324
‐[overlapping arguments]
‐Wait, wait, wait, wait!

977
00:38:33,391 --> 00:38:35,028
[sighing]

978
00:38:35,094 --> 00:38:37,399
I could be on my boat.

979
00:38:37,465 --> 00:38:38,735
You know, I have a boat.
‐[Both] In Boca.

980
00:38:38,802 --> 00:38:40,171
‐Yeah.

981
00:38:40,238 --> 00:38:41,908
‐Is that true, Philomena?

982
00:38:41,975 --> 00:38:43,612
Did you try and sabotage
Ruby's plan?

983
00:38:43,679 --> 00:38:49,591
‐No! Kind of.
I just didn't help her.

984
00:38:49,657 --> 00:38:52,830
And you know what?
Why should I?

985
00:38:52,897 --> 00:38:55,401
I'm obviously the much better
candidate for your job.

986
00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:56,505
‐Rude!

987
00:38:56,571 --> 00:38:58,441
[Cupid] No, she may be right.

988
00:38:58,509 --> 00:39:01,180
It seems Philomena might be
more willing to do

989
00:39:01,247 --> 00:39:03,484
what needs to be done.

990
00:39:03,552 --> 00:39:06,758
‐She does not care
about love at all.

991
00:39:06,825 --> 00:39:08,729
She doesn't care
if a couple will be happy.

992
00:39:08,795 --> 00:39:11,066
She's just pew, pew, pew
with the arrows.

993
00:39:11,133 --> 00:39:12,603
[Ruby] All over the place.

994
00:39:12,670 --> 00:39:14,006
Yes, yes, yes, you do.
‐[Philomena] I do not pew, pew.

995
00:39:14,072 --> 00:39:15,475
I do not pew, pew.
‐[Ruby] Pew, pew, pew.

996
00:39:15,543 --> 00:39:16,578
‐All right, all right,
all right.

997
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:18,314
Quiet, quiet, both of you.

998
00:39:18,381 --> 00:39:20,519
You've already wasted
half your time.

999
00:39:20,586 --> 00:39:21,855
From where I stand,

1000
00:39:21,922 --> 00:39:23,692
the next six days
don't look so promising.

1001
00:39:23,759 --> 00:39:26,998
‐I underestimated how
difficult this case is, sir.

1002
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,802
I'm going to need
a lot more than magic

1003
00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:32,209
and I'm using any and all tools
at my disposal, but.

1004
00:39:32,275 --> 00:39:33,812
‐But what?

1005
00:39:33,879 --> 00:39:35,583
‐I don't even know if
he's gonna talk to me anymore.

1006
00:39:35,649 --> 00:39:36,851
[Philomena scoffs]

1007
00:39:36,918 --> 00:39:39,624
‐He was really upset
about the whole.

1008
00:39:39,691 --> 00:39:42,429
‐Speed dating strangers?

1009
00:39:42,495 --> 00:39:43,732
[Cupid] Here's an idea.

1010
00:39:44,901 --> 00:39:46,905
Why don't you
get to know him, huh?

1011
00:39:46,972 --> 00:39:49,744
Then you use that intel
to get him a match.

1012
00:39:51,113 --> 00:39:52,883
Come on, you guys.

1013
00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:55,088
Do I have to do
everything for you?

1014
00:39:57,893 --> 00:39:58,795
[soft music]

1015
00:39:58,862 --> 00:40:01,333
[magical tinkle]

1016
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,772
‐[sighs]
What's that for?

1017
00:40:03,839 --> 00:40:05,876
‐Don't tell me
you don't like cupcakes.

1018
00:40:05,943 --> 00:40:08,447
‐I'm skeptical of
magical beings bearing gifts.

1019
00:40:12,188 --> 00:40:13,457
‐It's a peace offering.

1020
00:40:15,829 --> 00:40:18,367
I'm sorry for pushing you
into blind dates

1021
00:40:18,434 --> 00:40:20,706
and trying to change you.

1022
00:40:25,348 --> 00:40:27,285
‐Thanks for the cupcake.

1023
00:40:27,352 --> 00:40:29,089
‐You're welcome.

1024
00:40:29,156 --> 00:40:31,093
So I hate that I have to
keep getting all up

1025
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,901
in your business, but‐‐
‐And yet, here we are.

1026
00:40:34,968 --> 00:40:39,076
‐I can't not do this.
Making people fall in love,

1027
00:40:39,142 --> 00:40:40,478
it's what I do.

1028
00:40:40,546 --> 00:40:41,848
It makes me happy.

1029
00:40:43,150 --> 00:40:47,994
And. you may not know it,
but you need my help.

1030
00:40:49,463 --> 00:40:50,733
I know you've had
bad luck in the past,

1031
00:40:50,799 --> 00:40:53,004
but you can't just give up.

1032
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:55,509
‐Bad luck doesn't even
begin to describe it.

1033
00:40:55,576 --> 00:40:57,780
Uh, high school.

1034
00:40:57,847 --> 00:41:01,120
I got the flu, and I threw up
on my prom date.

1035
00:41:01,186 --> 00:41:03,157
In college, one of my
girlfriends stole my identity

1036
00:41:03,224 --> 00:41:05,763
and then proceeded
to buy 14 flat‐screen TVs

1037
00:41:05,829 --> 00:41:07,733
on my credit card
before she fled town.

1038
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,104
I really liked her, too.

1039
00:41:10,171 --> 00:41:12,208
Graduate school, my girlfriend
fell in love with my roommate

1040
00:41:12,275 --> 00:41:14,781
and then moved in with us.

1041
00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,951
‐Yikes.

1042
00:41:17,018 --> 00:41:19,657
‐Yeah. So, since then,
for my own sanity,

1043
00:41:19,724 --> 00:41:21,060
and really as a public service,

1044
00:41:21,126 --> 00:41:23,565
I have decided to
stay away from the whole,

1045
00:41:23,632 --> 00:41:26,604
like, love romance thing.

1046
00:41:26,671 --> 00:41:29,242
That is how I became
the undatable man.

1047
00:41:29,309 --> 00:41:30,946
‐You're not undatable.

1048
00:41:31,013 --> 00:41:35,823
You're smart, sensitive,
a great teacher.

1049
00:41:35,889 --> 00:41:39,664
And when you're not mad at me,
you're really nice.

1050
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,939
Plus, you're actually
super cute.

1051
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,817
‐Really?

1052
00:41:49,884 --> 00:41:51,621
Really? Super cute?
‐[chuckling] Yeah.

1053
00:41:51,688 --> 00:41:53,290
Oh, no, I, uh‐‐
‐Super?

1054
00:41:53,357 --> 00:41:56,130
‐Just like a regular, just
a normal amount of‐‐ of cute.

1055
00:41:56,196 --> 00:41:58,535
‐Mm. It sounds like
you think I'm dreamy.

1056
00:41:58,602 --> 00:42:00,806
‐Maybe this is why you don't
get compliments very often.

1057
00:42:00,873 --> 00:42:02,877
The point is,
we need to find someone

1058
00:42:02,943 --> 00:42:05,649
who sees you the way I do.

1059
00:42:05,716 --> 00:42:07,920
‐And how do we do that?

1060
00:42:07,987 --> 00:42:10,592
‐Well, I need to know
who I'm looking for.

1061
00:42:10,659 --> 00:42:12,495
And in order to figure that out.

1062
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:13,832
‐Oh, boy.

1063
00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:15,234
‐.you gotta hang out with me.

1064
00:42:16,771 --> 00:42:18,474
We are on a mission, people.

1065
00:42:18,542 --> 00:42:21,413
We need to find the perfect
person for Professor Conrad.

1066
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,618
Leave no stone unturned!

1067
00:42:23,685 --> 00:42:25,455
Also, I just really
need to know,

1068
00:42:25,522 --> 00:42:27,058
what is cuffing season?

1069
00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:30,031
Cuffing season is that time,
usually October to March,

1070
00:42:30,098 --> 00:42:32,202
where people go looking
for a boyfriend or

1071
00:42:32,268 --> 00:42:33,304
girlfriend for the holidays.

1072
00:42:33,370 --> 00:42:35,308
And because it's cold outside.

1073
00:42:35,374 --> 00:42:36,878
‐Yeah, that's kind of gross.

1074
00:42:36,945 --> 00:42:39,249
‐What? No! I‐‐ maybe
I'm not explainin' it right.

1075
00:42:39,316 --> 00:42:41,386
See, if you're single
for the holidays‐‐

1076
00:42:41,453 --> 00:42:43,224
‐You don't have anybody
to invite to a family

1077
00:42:43,290 --> 00:42:45,796
Thanksgiving dinner,
or get Christmas presents from,

1078
00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:48,635
or have a date for New Year's,
Valentine's Day.

1079
00:42:48,702 --> 00:42:50,806
So cuffing season
is actually intentionally

1080
00:42:50,873 --> 00:42:52,510
lowering your standards
so as not to be alone

1081
00:42:52,576 --> 00:42:54,112
because that would be
the real tragedy.

1082
00:42:54,179 --> 00:42:55,682
["Christmas in the Air"
playing in the background]

1083
00:42:55,749 --> 00:42:58,254
‐It is kind of gross.

1084
00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,657
I don't mean to bother you guys,

1085
00:42:59,724 --> 00:43:01,260
but do you have a daughter?

1086
00:43:01,326 --> 00:43:03,130
‐Uh, excuse me. I have
a very important and pressing

1087
00:43:03,197 --> 00:43:04,466
question for you.

1088
00:43:04,534 --> 00:43:05,736
Are you single?

1089
00:43:05,803 --> 00:43:07,071
‐And emotionally available?

1090
00:43:07,138 --> 00:43:10,546
♪♪ There's Christmas in the air ♪♪

1091
00:43:10,612 --> 00:43:13,518
♪♪ That's your favorite
Time of year ♪♪

1092
00:43:13,585 --> 00:43:17,760
♪♪ And all around
That kind of cheer is here ♪♪

1093
00:43:17,827 --> 00:43:19,129
♪♪ It's here it's here ♪♪

1094
00:43:19,196 --> 00:43:22,770
♪♪ You can feel it everywhere ♪♪

1095
00:43:22,837 --> 00:43:24,072
♪♪ There's Christmas in the air ♪♪

1096
00:43:25,843 --> 00:43:29,517
♪♪ You can feel it everywhere ♪♪

1097
00:43:29,584 --> 00:43:31,086
♪♪ There's Christmas in the air ♪♪

1098
00:43:33,124 --> 00:43:34,694
‐What are you doing
for Christmas?

1099
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,029
‐Same thing I always do.

1100
00:43:36,096 --> 00:43:38,300
Rent the same lake cabin
every year.

1101
00:43:38,367 --> 00:43:40,772
‐What? By yourself?

1102
00:43:40,839 --> 00:43:43,812
‐Yeah, why not?
I got my music, I got my books.

1103
00:43:43,879 --> 00:43:47,720
You know, Superman has his
Fortress of Solitude.

1104
00:43:47,786 --> 00:43:50,792
‐It's more like
a Shack of Sadness.

1105
00:43:50,859 --> 00:43:54,132
‐Wow. What does, uh.
what does a yellow arrow do?

1106
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:56,604
‐Yellow will make you
notice someone.

1107
00:43:56,671 --> 00:44:00,646
Purple will make you feel all
lovey and happy and dopey.

1108
00:44:00,712 --> 00:44:02,348
‐That's the one
you used on my boss.

1109
00:44:02,415 --> 00:44:06,624
‐Then there's red.
Red is for emergencies only.

1110
00:44:06,691 --> 00:44:09,229
It makes people do crazy things.

1111
00:44:09,296 --> 00:44:11,433
Whoo! Charlie, look!

1112
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:13,037
[gasps]

1113
00:44:13,103 --> 00:44:15,341
Yeah! It's a sign from Cupid.
We're on the right track!

1114
00:44:17,011 --> 00:44:18,815
‐It's a sign
from the Tourism Bureau.

1115
00:44:19,951 --> 00:44:21,521
‐Hey.
‐Hm?

1116
00:44:21,588 --> 00:44:23,324
‐You're really good at your job.

1117
00:44:23,390 --> 00:44:25,863
‐I think you're probably
really good at what you do too.

1118
00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:29,269
‐Thank you. I, uh,
I appreciate hearing that.

1119
00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:31,340
I've just been having
some trouble at work,

1120
00:44:31,406 --> 00:44:32,910
and I think my boss
hates me, and‐‐

1121
00:44:32,977 --> 00:44:34,614
‐Hm.
‐I just need‐‐

1122
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,385
I, um. Yeah. Uh.

1123
00:44:39,724 --> 00:44:43,598
‐Just to reiterate,
this is magic.

1124
00:44:43,665 --> 00:44:46,804
You're not allowed to use
an arrow on me or anybody else.

1125
00:44:46,871 --> 00:44:48,340
‐You know, you're really
making this more difficult

1126
00:44:48,407 --> 00:44:50,746
than it needs to be,
but I promised.

1127
00:44:50,812 --> 00:44:52,516
No magic.

1128
00:44:52,583 --> 00:44:53,985
[Charlie]
So what about you?

1129
00:44:54,052 --> 00:44:56,023
Four days until Christmas.

1130
00:44:56,089 --> 00:44:57,826
You got a special someone?

1131
00:44:57,893 --> 00:44:59,062
‐I'm immortal.

1132
00:44:59,129 --> 00:45:01,166
‐Hm. Too long a commitment?

1133
00:45:01,233 --> 00:45:02,135
‐Funny guy.

1134
00:45:03,237 --> 00:45:04,740
I would imagine
the dating pool

1135
00:45:04,807 --> 00:45:06,811
of dudes who live forever
is pretty shallow.

1136
00:45:06,878 --> 00:45:08,815
‐It just doesn't work like that.

1137
00:45:08,882 --> 00:45:10,351
I get to make people
fall in love,

1138
00:45:10,418 --> 00:45:12,590
but I just don't get to.

1139
00:45:12,656 --> 00:45:13,758
‐What?

1140
00:45:14,727 --> 00:45:15,929
Really?

1141
00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:18,300
Cupid's assistant‐‐

1142
00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:19,570
‐Apprentice.

1143
00:45:19,637 --> 00:45:21,073
‐Miss "I love love."

1144
00:45:21,139 --> 00:45:23,612
Miss "There's a perfect person
for everybody."

1145
00:45:23,678 --> 00:45:25,014
You've never had a boyfriend?

1146
00:45:26,450 --> 00:45:29,155
‐Never been on a date.
Never been kissed.

1147
00:45:29,222 --> 00:45:31,026
‐But I bet it's really nice.

1148
00:45:31,093 --> 00:45:33,364
‐[inhales deeply] I guess
I finally found the one thing

1149
00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:34,700
we have in common.

1150
00:45:34,767 --> 00:45:36,103
‐You've never been kissed,
either?

1151
00:45:36,169 --> 00:45:37,673
‐What? No.

1152
00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:40,244
Yes, yes. Yes.
I've been kissed.

1153
00:45:40,311 --> 00:45:42,950
‐It's okay if you haven't.
‐No, I‐I‐I have been kissed.

1154
00:45:43,017 --> 00:45:45,154
I've‐‐ I have done
the kissing, all right?

1155
00:45:45,221 --> 00:45:46,524
And also received the kissing.

1156
00:45:46,591 --> 00:45:47,927
Whatever!
That's not what I meant.

1157
00:45:47,993 --> 00:45:49,563
I meant, it just seems
like we've both

1158
00:45:49,630 --> 00:45:52,468
put our professional lives
ahead of our personal lives.

1159
00:45:52,536 --> 00:45:55,474
[inhales deeply] That's
the thing we have in common.

1160
00:45:56,978 --> 00:45:58,748
‐Sounds like I hit a nerve.

1161
00:45:58,815 --> 00:46:00,117
‐You didn't hit.

1162
00:46:03,892 --> 00:46:04,927
‐Hey, Gina. I‐‐

1163
00:46:04,994 --> 00:46:06,597
‐Oh. Hey, Todd.

1164
00:46:06,664 --> 00:46:08,000
‐Stop it!

1165
00:46:08,067 --> 00:46:10,772
‐I, uh. was wondering
if you wanted to‐‐

1166
00:46:10,839 --> 00:46:12,643
‐Wait! Stop.

1167
00:46:12,710 --> 00:46:15,882
Oh, my god.

1168
00:46:15,949 --> 00:46:17,653
Who is that?

1169
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,489
‐I know her.

1170
00:46:19,557 --> 00:46:21,594
She taught me Intro to Theatre.

1171
00:46:21,661 --> 00:46:23,665
‐She's totally his type.

1172
00:46:23,732 --> 00:46:25,434
And she's reading a book.

1173
00:46:25,501 --> 00:46:26,938
‐Lots of people read books.

1174
00:46:27,005 --> 00:46:28,675
‐I wish Ruby was here.

1175
00:46:28,742 --> 00:46:31,346
‐[magical chimes]
‐What's up?

1176
00:46:31,413 --> 00:46:33,417
‐Don't do that.

1177
00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:40,097
‐Meet Amber McCormick,
professor of theatre.

1178
00:46:40,164 --> 00:46:43,905
She likes to read, especially
the works of Jane Austen.

1179
00:46:43,972 --> 00:46:44,874
‐Good taste.

1180
00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:46,143
‐She's a romantic.

1181
00:46:46,209 --> 00:46:47,913
‐Pretty.
‐[scoffs] Pretty.

1182
00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:50,852
‐She's hot. Hot!

1183
00:46:50,919 --> 00:46:51,854
‐She's not uptight.

1184
00:46:51,921 --> 00:46:53,490
She's like, laid back.

1185
00:46:53,558 --> 00:46:55,061
She's not like, professor.

1186
00:46:55,127 --> 00:46:56,631
‐She's like‐‐
‐Right.

1187
00:46:56,698 --> 00:46:58,400
‐Call me Amber.
Like casual.

1188
00:46:58,467 --> 00:46:59,436
‐Oh, like boho.

1189
00:46:59,502 --> 00:47:01,507
‐Yes! Yes!
‐Oh, yeah, yeah.

1190
00:47:01,574 --> 00:47:03,043
‐So, what do you think?

1191
00:47:04,379 --> 00:47:05,916
‐What do you mean,
what do I think?

1192
00:47:05,982 --> 00:47:07,185
What, I'm supposed to
just look at this

1193
00:47:07,251 --> 00:47:08,655
and tell you
if I would date someone?

1194
00:47:08,722 --> 00:47:09,990
‐[Gina] Yeah.
‐[Raif] Yeah.

1195
00:47:10,057 --> 00:47:11,928
‐No. No, no, no, no.

1196
00:47:11,994 --> 00:47:15,234
You need to talk to her.
See if there's a spark.

1197
00:47:15,301 --> 00:47:18,407
Then you just need to
follow your heart.

1198
00:47:18,474 --> 00:47:20,411
‐Follow my heart, huh?
‐Mm‐hm.

1199
00:47:20,478 --> 00:47:22,950
That's the key
to all of this, Charlie.

1200
00:47:23,017 --> 00:47:25,154
Ooh! Brainstorm!

1201
00:47:25,221 --> 00:47:28,127
I know what we need.
We need a meet‐cute.

1202
00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:29,864
‐[gasps] Yes, yes.
‐What's a meet‐cute?

1203
00:47:32,001 --> 00:47:33,905
‐All right,
so what are we doing?

1204
00:47:33,972 --> 00:47:36,343
‐Okay. A meet‐cute
is that part of the movie

1205
00:47:36,410 --> 00:47:38,080
where the girl and the boy
meet for the first time,

1206
00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:39,750
and it's usually
silly or awkward,

1207
00:47:39,817 --> 00:47:42,355
but it's just so darn cute.

1208
00:47:42,422 --> 00:47:43,992
‐That sounds
pretty contrived to me.

1209
00:47:44,059 --> 00:47:45,862
‐Why do you ruin
the things I love?

1210
00:47:48,033 --> 00:47:49,670
[exhales] Okay.

1211
00:47:49,737 --> 00:47:54,112
[clears throat]
You said no magic, no arrows,

1212
00:47:54,179 --> 00:47:56,751
and I'm sticking to my promise
despite how difficult

1213
00:47:56,818 --> 00:47:58,521
that makes everything‐‐

1214
00:47:58,588 --> 00:48:00,458
‐Well, good,
because that was our deal.

1215
00:48:00,525 --> 00:48:04,132
‐But that means that you need to
stop complaining for one second

1216
00:48:04,199 --> 00:48:06,470
and just get on board with this.

1217
00:48:06,537 --> 00:48:09,610
The goal, after all,
is to make you happy.

1218
00:48:09,677 --> 00:48:10,946
‐Well, it's not working so far.

1219
00:48:11,012 --> 00:48:15,287
‐Okay, well, just wait.
Just stay close.

1220
00:48:15,354 --> 00:48:17,024
Wait for my cue.

1221
00:48:17,091 --> 00:48:18,427
[footsteps]

1222
00:48:18,494 --> 00:48:20,030
[gasps] Perfect.

1223
00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:22,936
[♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪]

1224
00:48:26,811 --> 00:48:29,082
[students talking loudly]

1225
00:48:29,149 --> 00:48:31,854
‐Watch it happen.

1226
00:48:31,921 --> 00:48:34,927
[students talking loudly]

1227
00:48:37,966 --> 00:48:40,271
‐Oh. Oh, no.
‐Go, help her. Go.

1228
00:48:42,843 --> 00:48:43,945
‐Can I help you?

1229
00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:46,884
[Charlie and Amber
groaning in pain]

1230
00:48:46,951 --> 00:48:48,187
‐Oh.

1231
00:48:48,253 --> 00:48:49,857
[Charlie and Amber
groaning in pain]

1232
00:48:49,924 --> 00:48:51,661
‐Oh, my nose!
‐My head.

1233
00:48:51,727 --> 00:48:55,501
‐Ow! Oh god. Are you okay?

1234
00:48:55,569 --> 00:48:58,508
I'm so sorry.

1235
00:48:58,575 --> 00:49:00,411
‐You're bleeding.

1236
00:49:00,478 --> 00:49:04,553
‐Ohh. Uh, I'm fine.
[soft chuckle]

1237
00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:05,655
‐Are you sure?

1238
00:49:07,693 --> 00:49:09,630
‐You did it, Charlie.
You got a date.

1239
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:11,333
‐Yeah. She probably only agreed
to go out with me

1240
00:49:11,399 --> 00:49:12,970
because she felt bad
for maiming me.

1241
00:49:13,036 --> 00:49:17,478
‐No. She liked you.
And it was, uh, charming.

1242
00:49:17,546 --> 00:49:18,648
‐Oh, sure it was.

1243
00:49:18,715 --> 00:49:20,217
‐I mean it.

1244
00:49:20,284 --> 00:49:23,423
You showed vulnerability.
We like that.

1245
00:49:23,490 --> 00:49:24,593
‐Hmm.

1246
00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:25,562
[Ruby laughs]

1247
00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:30,437
Ah! Hey, hey.
No, no. Not that, no.

1248
00:49:30,505 --> 00:49:33,377
[soft music]

1249
00:49:37,218 --> 00:49:38,320
‐What do you think?

1250
00:49:42,461 --> 00:49:43,698
Super cute?

1251
00:49:43,765 --> 00:49:45,467
‐Yeah, actually.

1252
00:49:45,535 --> 00:49:47,004
[chuckles]

1253
00:49:47,071 --> 00:49:48,040
Oh, come here.

1254
00:49:48,106 --> 00:49:50,077
Let me, um, fix this.

1255
00:49:54,085 --> 00:49:55,387
‐I'm kinda nervous.

1256
00:49:55,454 --> 00:49:57,258
‐Why?

1257
00:49:57,325 --> 00:49:59,028
‐Well, I haven't
done this in a while.

1258
00:49:59,095 --> 00:50:00,799
You know, the whole
"date" thing.

1259
00:50:00,866 --> 00:50:02,368
With my track record,
there's a really good chance

1260
00:50:02,435 --> 00:50:03,671
that before the end
of the night,

1261
00:50:03,738 --> 00:50:05,174
I'll end up
in the emergency room.

1262
00:50:05,241 --> 00:50:09,182
‐Wrong attitude, Charlie.
Just be yourself.

1263
00:50:09,249 --> 00:50:12,623
‐Right. What'd you call me?
Romantically hopeless?

1264
00:50:12,689 --> 00:50:14,392
Even Cupid doesn't think
I can do this.

1265
00:50:14,459 --> 00:50:16,731
‐You're not hopeless.
I think you're really great.

1266
00:50:19,068 --> 00:50:20,170
‐I think you're.

1267
00:50:22,108 --> 00:50:23,343
really great too.

1268
00:50:27,819 --> 00:50:29,222
‐What do I know? I'm just a.

1269
00:50:29,289 --> 00:50:32,261
figment of some
marketing guy's imagination.

1270
00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:35,301
‐Right.

1271
00:50:37,104 --> 00:50:38,073
‐Good luck on your hot date.

1272
00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:40,144
[nervous chuckle]

1273
00:50:40,211 --> 00:50:41,714
[magical chimes]

1274
00:50:52,235 --> 00:50:55,441
‐So, you got him a date.

1275
00:50:55,508 --> 00:50:57,512
Amazing.

1276
00:50:57,579 --> 00:50:58,615
‐It's a start.

1277
00:50:58,681 --> 00:51:00,417
‐What happened to
love at first sight?

1278
00:51:00,484 --> 00:51:04,425
‐It's not that‐‐
but love can grow, too.

1279
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:08,367
What's wrong with you?

1280
00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:10,572
You should be all annoyingly
peppy and gloating.

1281
00:51:10,639 --> 00:51:11,707
Your guy has a date.

1282
00:51:11,774 --> 00:51:13,176
‐Yeah. It's great.

1283
00:51:13,243 --> 00:51:15,615
And they're probably
perfect for each other.

1284
00:51:16,918 --> 00:51:18,688
‐Probably? What's
with the probab‐‐

1285
00:51:23,564 --> 00:51:24,600
No way!

1286
00:51:24,667 --> 00:51:26,837
Are you kidding me?
You like him?

1287
00:51:26,904 --> 00:51:29,208
‐Shh! What? No!
‐Oh, yes you do!

1288
00:51:29,275 --> 00:51:31,212
You're pathetically
[scoffs] transparent.

1289
00:51:31,279 --> 00:51:33,116
Gross.
‐I don't like him!

1290
00:51:33,183 --> 00:51:36,624
I just. I think he's nice.

1291
00:51:36,691 --> 00:51:38,026
‐Ruby!

1292
00:51:38,093 --> 00:51:40,565
You're an immortal.

1293
00:51:40,632 --> 00:51:42,368
He's just some dude
with no fashion sense.

1294
00:51:42,435 --> 00:51:45,942
You have magical powers.

1295
00:51:46,009 --> 00:51:48,982
He. falls down a lot.

1296
00:51:49,048 --> 00:51:50,484
‐I know!

1297
00:51:50,552 --> 00:51:53,625
It's just. you'll probably
only make fun of me.

1298
00:51:53,691 --> 00:51:54,994
‐Yeah, probably.

1299
00:51:55,060 --> 00:51:56,262
‐It's just that I've made it
happen so many times.

1300
00:51:56,329 --> 00:51:58,801
I've seen how they react.

1301
00:51:58,868 --> 00:52:01,439
I just kind of wish
I could have that feeling of.

1302
00:52:01,507 --> 00:52:03,778
falling in love, too.

1303
00:52:03,845 --> 00:52:05,749
‐[sighs] You know
what you should do?

1304
00:52:05,815 --> 00:52:06,717
‐Hmm?

1305
00:52:07,753 --> 00:52:09,288
‐You should tell him
how you feel.

1306
00:52:09,355 --> 00:52:10,457
‐You think?

1307
00:52:11,459 --> 00:52:13,330
‐Oh, absolutely. Yes!

1308
00:52:13,397 --> 00:52:16,336
Just get it all on the table.
Talk about your feelings.

1309
00:52:16,403 --> 00:52:17,639
Tell him how much you like him.

1310
00:52:17,706 --> 00:52:19,008
It's healthy.
You'll feel better.

1311
00:52:19,075 --> 00:52:20,545
‐Okay, you!

1312
00:52:20,612 --> 00:52:22,716
You're just trying
to sabotage me.

1313
00:52:22,783 --> 00:52:24,118
Don't worry, Philomena,

1314
00:52:24,185 --> 00:52:25,154
I'm not going to do anything
to mess this up.

1315
00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:27,124
I'm getting the Cupid job!

1316
00:52:27,191 --> 00:52:28,828
‐We'll see.

1317
00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:31,132
I have a feeling you'll
figure out a way to blow it.

1318
00:52:34,172 --> 00:52:35,140
‐What's your favorite
thing about‐‐

1319
00:52:35,207 --> 00:52:36,811
‐[gasps] Ugh!
‐Oh!

1320
00:52:37,979 --> 00:52:39,082
[Ruby snorts]

1321
00:52:39,148 --> 00:52:40,351
[Philomena]
He's so dumb.

1322
00:52:40,417 --> 00:52:41,587
‐[whispers] No.

1323
00:52:43,725 --> 00:52:44,860
‐I'm so sorry.

1324
00:52:46,062 --> 00:52:47,164
Thank you.

1325
00:52:48,133 --> 00:52:49,369
Well, she hates me.

1326
00:52:49,435 --> 00:52:50,905
‐People spill coffee
all the time.

1327
00:52:50,972 --> 00:52:53,043
‐Hmm? Do they, though?

1328
00:52:53,110 --> 00:52:54,546
‐Okay.

1329
00:52:54,613 --> 00:52:56,851
Maybe not all the time,
but it's happened before.

1330
00:52:58,521 --> 00:53:02,562
‐I, uh‐‐ I guess we both
survived, didn't we?

1331
00:53:02,629 --> 00:53:06,136
‐It's funny how we met.
Don't you think?

1332
00:53:06,202 --> 00:53:09,242
Almost like out of a movie.

1333
00:53:09,308 --> 00:53:11,112
‐Yeah. It's called a meet‐cute.

1334
00:53:11,179 --> 00:53:12,649
I know it's called a meet‐cute.

1335
00:53:12,716 --> 00:53:14,920
I‐I can't believe you know
it's called a meet‐cute!

1336
00:53:14,987 --> 00:53:16,089
‐Yeah. [chuckles]

1337
00:53:16,156 --> 00:53:17,091
‐It's almost like
someone up there

1338
00:53:17,158 --> 00:53:18,661
is shoving us together.

1339
00:53:18,728 --> 00:53:21,567
‐Ah. Hmm. Mm‐hm.

1340
00:53:21,634 --> 00:53:24,472
Yeah, it's almost like that.

1341
00:53:24,540 --> 00:53:28,280
‐I had a nice time, Charlie.
I'd like to see you again.

1342
00:53:28,346 --> 00:53:31,119
‐Oh. Seriously?

1343
00:53:31,186 --> 00:53:34,292
‐I‐I mean,
if you don't want to‐‐

1344
00:53:34,358 --> 00:53:38,601
‐No, I, yeah‐‐
I mean, y‐yes. I would.

1345
00:53:38,668 --> 00:53:40,337
Sorry. Yes, I totally would.

1346
00:53:40,404 --> 00:53:43,243
I just‐‐ uh, I thought
I was pretty boring.

1347
00:53:43,310 --> 00:53:44,713
‐[scoffs] Okay.

1348
00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:47,284
Yes, you‐‐ you were
a little boring.

1349
00:53:47,351 --> 00:53:48,721
[Charlie scoffs]

1350
00:53:48,788 --> 00:53:50,859
‐I mean, you talked about
history for a long time.

1351
00:53:50,925 --> 00:53:52,428
‐Uh. yeah, sorry.

1352
00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:54,700
I guess, you know, it's just,
uh, it's what I'm‐‐

1353
00:53:54,767 --> 00:53:56,670
‐I think it's just that
we're both nervous.

1354
00:53:58,340 --> 00:53:59,510
We'll do better next time.

1355
00:54:02,214 --> 00:54:04,252
‐Okay.

1356
00:54:04,318 --> 00:54:05,688
Yeah. Deal.

1357
00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:08,393
[door slams]

1358
00:54:10,464 --> 00:54:11,499
‐[magical chimes]
‐So how'd it go?

1359
00:54:11,567 --> 00:54:13,236
‐[Charlie gasps]
‐[clattering]

1360
00:54:13,303 --> 00:54:14,740
‐Argh!

1361
00:54:14,807 --> 00:54:17,378
Could you please stop
breaking into my house?

1362
00:54:17,445 --> 00:54:18,447
‐I don't break anything.

1363
00:54:18,514 --> 00:54:20,919
‐No! You don't, I do.

1364
00:54:20,985 --> 00:54:24,058
You poof or pop or bibbity boo,
or whatever it is that you do,

1365
00:54:24,125 --> 00:54:26,262
into my private residence,
and I get startled,

1366
00:54:26,329 --> 00:54:27,498
and I break things.

1367
00:54:27,566 --> 00:54:29,268
‐I don't bibbity bobbity boo.

1368
00:54:30,304 --> 00:54:31,807
‐I'm a teacher.

1369
00:54:31,874 --> 00:54:33,978
I can't afford to
buy new things.

1370
00:54:34,045 --> 00:54:35,815
‐Sorry.

1371
00:54:35,882 --> 00:54:37,084
So how'd it go?

1372
00:54:37,151 --> 00:54:40,190
‐Just fine. It was good.

1373
00:54:40,257 --> 00:54:41,594
‐Well, which is it?

1374
00:54:41,660 --> 00:54:43,998
Because fine is very different
than good.

1375
00:54:44,065 --> 00:54:46,971
‐It was fine, and, uh‐‐
then it got better.

1376
00:54:47,037 --> 00:54:49,308
‐So, you. like her?

1377
00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:51,446
‐She's nice.

1378
00:54:51,514 --> 00:54:53,618
‐Because the clock
is ticking.

1379
00:54:53,684 --> 00:54:55,287
‐Yeah, yeah. I know.
You're in a hurry to move on.

1380
00:54:55,354 --> 00:54:56,790
We have a date
tomorrow night, so.

1381
00:54:58,794 --> 00:54:59,696
We'll see.

1382
00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:02,468
Goof on outta here.

1383
00:55:06,911 --> 00:55:08,748
All right. You're gonna
have an hour with this,

1384
00:55:08,815 --> 00:55:12,488
which should be plenty of time,
if you studied.

1385
00:55:14,292 --> 00:55:16,229
‐You're not gonna tell us
how it went?

1386
00:55:16,296 --> 00:55:18,433
‐Oh, we absolutely
need details.

1387
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,870
‐Was it a love connection?

1388
00:55:19,937 --> 00:55:21,139
[Emily]
Are you going to see her again?

1389
00:55:21,206 --> 00:55:23,611
‐Did you spill anything?

1390
00:55:23,678 --> 00:55:27,886
‐Ha, ha, ha.
It was, uh, it was good.

1391
00:55:27,953 --> 00:55:29,823
Dunno yet.
We have a date tomorrow night.

1392
00:55:29,890 --> 00:55:32,729
And yes, I did spill
something, coffee.

1393
00:55:32,796 --> 00:55:34,800
But, good news is,
not on her.

1394
00:55:34,867 --> 00:55:35,835
[Chloe clapping]

1395
00:55:35,902 --> 00:55:37,806
‐All right.
Anyway, good luck.

1396
00:55:37,873 --> 00:55:39,710
Soon as you're done,
you can leave.

1397
00:55:39,776 --> 00:55:41,714
And uh, safe travels and have
a great Christmas, you guys.

1398
00:55:41,780 --> 00:55:43,383
‐You can't possibly believe

1399
00:55:43,450 --> 00:55:45,655
that we're gonna leave
before Christmas Eve.

1400
00:55:45,722 --> 00:55:49,061
‐Like we would come this far
and then not see how it ends up?

1401
00:55:49,128 --> 00:55:50,097
‐What do you mean?

1402
00:55:50,163 --> 00:55:51,499
‐The bet?

1403
00:55:51,567 --> 00:55:55,040
You have to fall in love
by Christmas Eve or.

1404
00:55:55,107 --> 00:55:56,577
well, something happens.

1405
00:55:56,644 --> 00:55:58,581
‐Yeah, I'm not really clear
on the consequences.

1406
00:55:58,648 --> 00:56:01,720
‐We wanna see if you make it.

1407
00:56:01,787 --> 00:56:03,824
‐Don't you guys wanna go home
and see your families?

1408
00:56:03,891 --> 00:56:06,429
‐[chuckles] After all the work
that I've put into this project,

1409
00:56:06,496 --> 00:56:08,801
do you think
I'm just gonna walk away?

1410
00:56:08,868 --> 00:56:11,139
‐Professor Conrad,
we're invested in this.

1411
00:56:11,206 --> 00:56:12,842
‐I'm not convinced
it's going to happen,

1412
00:56:12,909 --> 00:56:15,480
but I'm definitely
sticking around to see.

1413
00:56:15,548 --> 00:56:16,550
‐Plus, the Christmas Eve

1414
00:56:16,617 --> 00:56:19,055
gala is super fun!

1415
00:56:19,121 --> 00:56:22,361
‐[sighs] Great. Just great.

1416
00:56:22,428 --> 00:56:25,835
[soft music]

1417
00:56:25,902 --> 00:56:27,505
[Cupid] Hey!

1418
00:56:27,572 --> 00:56:30,377
[snaps fingers] You with me?

1419
00:56:30,444 --> 00:56:31,714
‐Yes, of course.

1420
00:56:31,780 --> 00:56:33,083
‐So, Philomena says
you have this

1421
00:56:33,149 --> 00:56:34,418
whole thing wrapped up, huh?

1422
00:56:34,485 --> 00:56:36,590
‐Yeah. It's looking good.

1423
00:56:36,657 --> 00:56:38,561
‐Care to expound?
Is he in love?

1424
00:56:38,628 --> 00:56:41,065
‐No! Not yet.

1425
00:56:41,132 --> 00:56:43,403
You know, we don't want to
rush into anything.

1426
00:56:43,470 --> 00:56:45,440
‐Rush into anything?

1427
00:56:45,508 --> 00:56:47,812
You got three days.

1428
00:56:47,879 --> 00:56:49,315
Three days until Christmas.

1429
00:56:49,382 --> 00:56:50,919
I'm gonna have
my Christmas, Ruby.

1430
00:56:50,985 --> 00:56:54,325
‐I'm just not entirely,
totally certain

1431
00:56:54,392 --> 00:56:57,398
that she's the one.

1432
00:56:57,464 --> 00:56:58,400
‐You're not?

1433
00:56:58,466 --> 00:57:00,370
‐Yeah.

1434
00:57:00,437 --> 00:57:01,807
‐You're not by any chance

1435
00:57:01,874 --> 00:57:03,310
having any feelings
for this guy, are you?

1436
00:57:03,376 --> 00:57:05,280
‐What? No. [scoffs]
No, that's crazy.

1437
00:57:05,347 --> 00:57:06,449
‐Because you know that
you're not allowed to‐‐

1438
00:57:06,517 --> 00:57:09,656
‐I know. It can't happen.

1439
00:57:11,827 --> 00:57:13,430
I just want him to be happy.

1440
00:57:15,067 --> 00:57:15,969
That's all.

1441
00:57:22,616 --> 00:57:24,085
[knock on door]

1442
00:57:24,151 --> 00:57:25,989
‐Professor Conrad.

1443
00:57:26,055 --> 00:57:28,093
‐You, uh, heading out
for the break?

1444
00:57:28,159 --> 00:57:30,598
‐Oh, yes, I'm trying to
head out right now.

1445
00:57:30,665 --> 00:57:32,067
Tomorrow is the Christmas gala,

1446
00:57:32,134 --> 00:57:35,541
and then two beautiful weeks
student‐free.

1447
00:57:35,608 --> 00:57:37,378
Just me, my kids,
and my boo.

1448
00:57:37,444 --> 00:57:38,614
‐Uh, it sounds nice.

1449
00:57:38,681 --> 00:57:40,050
‐Hmm. You have any plans?

1450
00:57:40,117 --> 00:57:43,089
‐I‐I‐I really don't have
"a boo", or a family,

1451
00:57:43,156 --> 00:57:45,093
uh, so I usually just spend
Christmas Day

1452
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,899
volunteering at a soup kitchen.
And then, I think this year‐‐

1453
00:57:47,966 --> 00:57:49,235
I think I'm gonna
go up to the lake

1454
00:57:49,301 --> 00:57:50,638
and spend some alone time.

1455
00:57:50,705 --> 00:57:52,207
‐Okay, that sounds depressing.

1456
00:57:52,274 --> 00:57:54,713
[laughs] Something you need?

1457
00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:57,552
‐Oh, I‐‐ look,
I don't wanna keep you.

1458
00:57:57,619 --> 00:57:59,322
‐You know what?
Too late.

1459
00:57:59,388 --> 00:58:00,925
What do you want?

1460
00:58:00,992 --> 00:58:02,662
‐Right. Um.

1461
00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:04,432
do you remember Ruby?

1462
00:58:04,498 --> 00:58:07,237
The girl that you said could be
in my classroom all the time?

1463
00:58:07,304 --> 00:58:09,976
Oh. The visiting professor,
or something.

1464
00:58:10,043 --> 00:58:11,914
What about her?
‐Yeah. Well, the thing is,

1465
00:58:11,980 --> 00:58:15,253
uh, we're from two completely
different worlds.

1466
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,690
And we have nothing in common.

1467
00:58:16,757 --> 00:58:18,594
And she's always pushing me
to be different‐‐

1468
00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:20,665
‐[chuckles] You like her.

1469
00:58:23,470 --> 00:58:24,539
‐I don't know.

1470
00:58:26,242 --> 00:58:27,846
There's this other girl.

1471
00:58:27,912 --> 00:58:33,524
Um, she's smart and pretty,
and we have a lot in common.

1472
00:58:33,591 --> 00:58:35,293
‐Professor Conrad,
let me tell you

1473
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,231
a little something about love.

1474
00:58:37,297 --> 00:58:40,671
See, love will have you
thinkin' about 'em all the time.

1475
00:58:40,738 --> 00:58:42,274
Love will have you gettin'
that knot in your stomach

1476
00:58:42,341 --> 00:58:43,944
whenever you're around 'em.

1477
00:58:44,011 --> 00:58:45,681
Love will have you
goin' to bed at night

1478
00:58:45,748 --> 00:58:47,217
thinking about 'em,
and waking up in the morning

1479
00:58:47,284 --> 00:58:49,455
and hoping you see 'em.
See, sometimes with love,

1480
00:58:49,523 --> 00:58:51,593
you just gotta go with it.

1481
00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:54,633
Life is too short
to settle for anyone

1482
00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:57,806
or anything that doesn't
make you feel like that.

1483
00:58:58,941 --> 00:59:00,745
‐But.

1484
00:59:00,812 --> 00:59:02,147
Ruby and I don't make sense.

1485
00:59:02,214 --> 00:59:05,120
‐[laughs] Ah!
Love don't make sense.

1486
00:59:05,187 --> 00:59:07,391
You just gotta
follow your heart.

1487
00:59:07,458 --> 00:59:08,561
‐Follow my heart.

1488
00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:11,633
You're the second person
to tell me that this week.

1489
00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:13,503
‐Well, it's good advice.

1490
00:59:13,571 --> 00:59:15,775
Now, if it's
all right with you,

1491
00:59:15,842 --> 00:59:18,279
and now that I've solved
all your love problems‐‐

1492
00:59:18,346 --> 00:59:19,716
I wanna go home!

1493
00:59:19,783 --> 00:59:21,553
‐Yes! Sure. Sorry.
‐[Dean Wozniak] Okay.

1494
00:59:21,620 --> 00:59:22,789
I'll see you tomorrow
at the gala.

1495
00:59:22,856 --> 00:59:23,724
‐I'll see you tomorrow night.

1496
00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:26,095
‐Okay. Bye‐bye. [laughs]

1497
00:59:30,538 --> 00:59:33,611
‐Wow. Looks good.

1498
00:59:33,677 --> 00:59:36,617
‐Yeah, well, the show
is tomorrow night so‐‐

1499
00:59:36,683 --> 00:59:38,386
[Amber smacks lips]

1500
00:59:38,453 --> 00:59:39,856
‐Cool.
‐You know,

1501
00:59:39,923 --> 00:59:41,325
directing the
university Christmas Eve gala

1502
00:59:41,392 --> 00:59:44,198
is my favorite part of the year.

1503
00:59:44,265 --> 00:59:46,035
‐Yeah. It's exciting.

1504
00:59:46,102 --> 00:59:51,847
‐Would you maybe.
wanna be my date?

1505
00:59:51,914 --> 00:59:53,116
I know it's Christmas Eve,

1506
00:59:53,183 --> 00:59:54,719
and you probably
have family to see.

1507
00:59:54,786 --> 00:59:56,857
‐Oh, no. Um, nope.

1508
00:59:56,924 --> 01:00:02,267
Uh, I mean.
[sighs] just me.

1509
01:00:02,334 --> 01:00:04,706
So, yeah.

1510
01:00:04,773 --> 01:00:08,179
Yeah. Yeah, I would love
to come tomorrow night.

1511
01:00:08,246 --> 01:00:10,183
‐Okay. Great.

1512
01:00:17,999 --> 01:00:21,673
‐I'm‐‐ I'm so sorry. [sighs]

1513
01:00:21,740 --> 01:00:24,111
But I‐I‐I just remembered
that I‐I've got,

1514
01:00:24,178 --> 01:00:27,084
um, I've got this thing
that I gotta go.

1515
01:00:27,151 --> 01:00:28,186
‐Okay.

1516
01:00:28,253 --> 01:00:29,255
‐There's something
I have to do.

1517
01:00:29,321 --> 01:00:31,359
‐Uh, okay.

1518
01:00:31,425 --> 01:00:33,664
‐Uh‐‐ sorry, but, but,
um, tomorrow night.

1519
01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:35,433
Big show, I'm there.

1520
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,737
Or here.

1521
01:00:36,803 --> 01:00:38,206
‐Is it.
is it something I said?

1522
01:00:38,273 --> 01:00:39,676
‐No, no, no!

1523
01:00:39,743 --> 01:00:41,145
Nothing you said or did
or anything at all.

1524
01:00:41,212 --> 01:00:42,414
You're amazing. I just.
I‐I gotta go do a thing.

1525
01:00:42,481 --> 01:00:44,151
But I'll see you tomorrow night.

1526
01:00:45,988 --> 01:00:47,759
‐[door slams]
‐[Charlie] Ruby!

1527
01:00:47,826 --> 01:00:50,263
Ruby! Hey!

1528
01:00:50,330 --> 01:00:52,635
Ruby! We need to talk.
‐[magical chimes]

1529
01:00:52,702 --> 01:00:54,071
‐What was that?

1530
01:00:54,138 --> 01:00:55,741
‐Did you just run away from her?
‐No, no. I just‐‐

1531
01:00:55,808 --> 01:00:57,077
‐That was not very gentlemanly.
‐I know. I'm sorry.

1532
01:00:57,144 --> 01:00:59,181
‐I thought you liked her!
‐I like you!

1533
01:01:01,485 --> 01:01:02,387
‐You do?

1534
01:01:04,726 --> 01:01:05,828
‐Afraid so.

1535
01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:09,268
‐But you're not
supposed to like me!

1536
01:01:09,335 --> 01:01:11,005
This was not a part

1537
01:01:11,072 --> 01:01:12,274
of the plan, Charlie.
‐No, I know. I know.

1538
01:01:12,341 --> 01:01:13,944
I‐I didn't mean to do it.

1539
01:01:14,011 --> 01:01:14,980
But‐‐ but when
I'm at dinner with her,

1540
01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:16,148
I'm thinking about you.

1541
01:01:18,286 --> 01:01:20,257
Coffee, you. I‐I
go to kiss her goodnight

1542
01:01:20,323 --> 01:01:22,027
and all I can think about
is kissing you.

1543
01:01:29,509 --> 01:01:31,412
‐This is bad.

1544
01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:33,884
‐Uh. that's not the response
I was hoping for.

1545
01:01:33,951 --> 01:01:37,257
‐[sighs] Um. This can't happen.

1546
01:01:37,324 --> 01:01:39,563
If‐‐ if I've done anything
to make you think that I‐‐

1547
01:01:39,629 --> 01:01:41,232
‐No. Uh, no.

1548
01:01:41,299 --> 01:01:46,175
I mean, I. I mean, I thought‐‐
I thought you liked me.

1549
01:01:46,242 --> 01:01:48,914
‐I think that‐‐
you and‐and Amber

1550
01:01:48,981 --> 01:01:51,687
make a‐a really great couple.

1551
01:01:54,425 --> 01:01:55,995
‐Um. [chuckles]

1552
01:01:56,062 --> 01:01:56,964
Yeah.

1553
01:02:01,707 --> 01:02:03,009
Yeah. Um.

1554
01:02:04,746 --> 01:02:06,148
I'm a little embarrassed.

1555
01:02:07,852 --> 01:02:10,791
So, um. if you don't mind.

1556
01:02:11,793 --> 01:02:12,895
‐Yeah.

1557
01:02:14,599 --> 01:02:15,901
[magical chimes]

1558
01:02:21,145 --> 01:02:24,018
‐[peppy music playing]
‐[guests chattering]

1559
01:02:28,226 --> 01:02:29,328
[Amber laughs]

1560
01:02:29,395 --> 01:02:30,297
‐Hey, Amber.

1561
01:02:34,271 --> 01:02:35,173
‐You came.

1562
01:02:38,012 --> 01:02:40,584
I wasn't sure you'd make it.

1563
01:02:40,651 --> 01:02:42,054
The way you left last night.

1564
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,258
‐Yeah, yeah.
I'm‐I'm sorry about that.

1565
01:02:44,325 --> 01:02:46,395
Uh, just, uh,
there was something

1566
01:02:46,462 --> 01:02:48,567
I needed to take care of.

1567
01:02:48,634 --> 01:02:50,003
But it's done now.

1568
01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:52,074
And, uh, I'm really happy
to be here with you.

1569
01:02:53,276 --> 01:02:54,879
‐Good.

1570
01:02:54,946 --> 01:02:57,084
Well, I got you a seat.

1571
01:02:58,286 --> 01:03:02,528
Or. you could watch it with me
backstage?

1572
01:03:02,595 --> 01:03:06,002
‐Oh! All right. All right.
Sounds like nice access.

1573
01:03:06,068 --> 01:03:07,639
‐I'm a big deal around here.

1574
01:03:07,705 --> 01:03:09,542
‐Apparently so.
‐Come on.

1575
01:03:13,717 --> 01:03:15,521
‐Hey, Gina.

1576
01:03:15,588 --> 01:03:17,391
‐Hey, Todd.

1577
01:03:17,457 --> 01:03:18,927
‐Mind if I sit with you?

1578
01:03:18,994 --> 01:03:20,898
‐[sighs] Look, Todd,

1579
01:03:20,965 --> 01:03:22,334
you're nice.

1580
01:03:22,401 --> 01:03:26,576
But you're a gym guy
and I'm an intellectual.

1581
01:03:26,643 --> 01:03:29,883
And I'm just not into
the whole dating thing.

1582
01:03:29,949 --> 01:03:32,588
If you can deal with that.

1583
01:03:32,655 --> 01:03:33,857
then you can sit with me.

1584
01:03:34,959 --> 01:03:36,062
‐Okay. [sighs]

1585
01:03:39,001 --> 01:03:42,040
[soft music]

1586
01:03:45,815 --> 01:03:47,484
[magical chimes]

1587
01:03:47,552 --> 01:03:48,854
‐God, you're depressing.

1588
01:03:48,921 --> 01:03:51,192
‐What? No, I'm not.

1589
01:03:51,258 --> 01:03:52,562
‐Why?

1590
01:03:52,628 --> 01:03:56,435
‐You've got it bad for
Professor Nerd Alert down there.

1591
01:03:56,502 --> 01:04:00,110
‐It's gonna happen.
I can tell.

1592
01:04:00,176 --> 01:04:01,847
And he's been resisting
his feelings,

1593
01:04:01,913 --> 01:04:05,420
but he is falling for her.

1594
01:04:05,487 --> 01:04:08,192
‐So if it's not right,
then break them up.

1595
01:04:08,259 --> 01:04:09,294
Just because
you can't be with him

1596
01:04:09,361 --> 01:04:11,933
doesn't mean that she should.

1597
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,071
‐Right.
So you can get the promotion?

1598
01:04:14,138 --> 01:04:16,342
‐Do I want this job? Yes.

1599
01:04:16,409 --> 01:04:18,514
Will I do almost anything
to get it?

1600
01:04:18,580 --> 01:04:20,918
Also, absolutely yes, but.

1601
01:04:23,189 --> 01:04:25,628
Something that you don't know
about me.

1602
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:31,940
I fell in love
with a mortal once too.

1603
01:04:32,007 --> 01:04:33,109
‐Sure you did.

1604
01:04:33,176 --> 01:04:34,679
‐Okay.
Believe me or don't.

1605
01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:39,054
But he was strong and handsome
and a little crazy,

1606
01:04:39,121 --> 01:04:41,392
which I'm really into.

1607
01:04:41,459 --> 01:04:42,929
But I knew
that it couldn't work.

1608
01:04:42,995 --> 01:04:45,133
So, even though
it wasn't right for him,

1609
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:46,435
I used a red arrow.

1610
01:04:47,839 --> 01:04:50,243
And who did he
end up falling for?

1611
01:04:50,310 --> 01:04:54,753
Freakin' Cleopatra!
That snake.

1612
01:04:54,819 --> 01:04:55,788
‐Cleopatra?

1613
01:04:55,855 --> 01:04:57,023
‐Yeah.

1614
01:04:57,090 --> 01:04:58,059
‐Are you talking
about Mark Antony?

1615
01:04:58,126 --> 01:04:59,662
‐Oh, God no! Eww!

1616
01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:02,802
I would never fall for
that emo pretty boy.

1617
01:05:02,869 --> 01:05:05,373
Julius Caesar!

1618
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:09,114
He was a stone‐cold silver fox.

1619
01:05:10,518 --> 01:05:12,354
‐Whoa!

1620
01:05:12,421 --> 01:05:15,293
‐My point is‐‐
if I liked a guy

1621
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,600
who I knew was about to end up
with the wrong woman,

1622
01:05:18,667 --> 01:05:20,638
I would do what I could
to stop it.

1623
01:05:27,150 --> 01:05:29,622
‐Students, faculty,
friends, and family.

1624
01:05:29,689 --> 01:05:34,264
Welcome to our annual
Christmas Eve gala.

1625
01:05:34,331 --> 01:05:36,670
Our students have
quite a performance for us.

1626
01:05:36,736 --> 01:05:38,406
And I'm sure you're
going to see something

1627
01:05:38,473 --> 01:05:39,542
very special.

1628
01:05:39,609 --> 01:05:41,680
And, without further ado,

1629
01:05:41,746 --> 01:05:42,982
let's get the show on the road.

1630
01:05:43,049 --> 01:05:46,890
[cheering and applause]

1631
01:05:46,957 --> 01:05:48,727
‐And three, two, one, cue.

1632
01:05:48,794 --> 01:05:50,163
[singing "Deck the Halls"]

1633
01:05:50,230 --> 01:05:52,902
‐♪♪ Deck the halls with
boughs of holly ♪♪

1634
01:05:52,969 --> 01:05:56,375
♪♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪♪

1635
01:05:56,442 --> 01:05:57,678
‐I'm really happy you're here.

1636
01:05:57,745 --> 01:05:58,647
[chuckles]

1637
01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:01,620
‐[inhales] Me too.

1638
01:06:03,156 --> 01:06:06,061
["Deck the Halls"
instrumental music playing]

1639
01:06:08,901 --> 01:06:10,003
‐No.

1640
01:06:17,050 --> 01:06:18,987
‐[magical chimes]
‐[grunts]

1641
01:06:22,662 --> 01:06:23,897
‐You.
‐Whoa.

1642
01:06:23,964 --> 01:06:25,935
‐.are one hot number.
[chuckles]

1643
01:06:26,001 --> 01:06:28,372
‐Uh, um, th‐hanks.
Uh, this.

1644
01:06:28,439 --> 01:06:31,078
This is Fred, the stagehand.

1645
01:06:31,145 --> 01:06:33,316
‐Stage manager. Stage manager.
‐Oh. Hi, Fred.

1646
01:06:33,382 --> 01:06:34,418
‐Did you look this way
in rehearsals?

1647
01:06:34,484 --> 01:06:35,955
Something's changed, right?

1648
01:06:36,021 --> 01:06:38,159
Haircut, or I don't know,
but it's working.

1649
01:06:38,226 --> 01:06:39,929
‐[sighs] Hi, I'm Charlie.

1650
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,265
‐Uh. Hi, Charlie.

1651
01:06:41,332 --> 01:06:42,535
I'm kinda having a thing
right here.

1652
01:06:42,602 --> 01:06:44,171
‐Mm. Well, we were too,
until‐‐

1653
01:06:44,238 --> 01:06:46,041
‐[magical chimes]
‐[Fred] Oh. Excuse me.

1654
01:06:46,108 --> 01:06:48,547
What are you, uh, the boyfriend?
[chuckles]

1655
01:06:48,614 --> 01:06:50,684
‐Well, um.

1656
01:06:50,751 --> 01:06:51,887
‐No.

1657
01:06:51,953 --> 01:06:53,322
‐Well, I mean, we're dating.

1658
01:06:55,728 --> 01:06:57,063
Yeah.

1659
01:06:57,130 --> 01:06:58,567
What's. I mean,

1660
01:06:58,634 --> 01:07:00,336
I don't really think
it's any of your business.

1661
01:07:03,042 --> 01:07:05,246
‐No way.

1662
01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:07,083
Button‐up type, huh?
[chuckles]

1663
01:07:07,150 --> 01:07:09,689
‐You seem a‐‐ a bit basic.

1664
01:07:09,756 --> 01:07:11,158
‐Yeah, we call that blue collar.
[chuckles]

1665
01:07:11,225 --> 01:07:12,762
‐Oh. Okay.

1666
01:07:12,828 --> 01:07:13,730
‐Oh!

1667
01:07:18,974 --> 01:07:21,045
[chattering]

1668
01:07:21,111 --> 01:07:24,719
[Amber sighs, claps]

1669
01:07:27,758 --> 01:07:31,031
Thank you so much
to these two gentlemen.

1670
01:07:31,098 --> 01:07:32,902
Uh, next we have

1671
01:07:32,969 --> 01:07:35,608
a beautiful dance select‐‐
‐Hey.

1672
01:07:35,674 --> 01:07:37,845
I'm sorry, I know you're
in the middle of this thing,

1673
01:07:37,912 --> 01:07:38,981
but, uh‐‐
‐[chuckles]

1674
01:07:39,047 --> 01:07:40,283
‐What are you doing after this?

1675
01:07:41,151 --> 01:07:42,822
‐[Amber] [whispers] What?

1676
01:07:42,888 --> 01:07:44,491
‐[choir guy] Yeah. A couple of
us are going to get breakfast.

1677
01:07:44,559 --> 01:07:46,428
And I will, like,
totally buy you some pancakes.

1678
01:07:46,495 --> 01:07:49,401
‐Are you down?
‐Please welcome the dancers.

1679
01:07:49,468 --> 01:07:52,207
‐[applause]
‐Look. No, I'm serious.

1680
01:07:52,274 --> 01:07:53,911
Eggs? Bacon? Sausage?

1681
01:07:53,977 --> 01:07:55,079
My treat, come on!

1682
01:07:56,683 --> 01:07:59,789
‐That was. weird.

1683
01:07:59,856 --> 01:08:02,561
[♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪]

1684
01:08:04,264 --> 01:08:05,668
‐What was that?

1685
01:08:05,734 --> 01:08:06,870
‐I‐I‐I have no idea.

1686
01:08:06,937 --> 01:08:07,939
‐Yeah, man.
That wasn't cool.

1687
01:08:08,005 --> 01:08:09,642
Quit hassling her.

1688
01:08:09,709 --> 01:08:11,078
What's up?

1689
01:08:11,145 --> 01:08:13,349
‐I wasn't hassling her, man!
I was freaking wooing her!

1690
01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:14,819
‐[whispering] Shhh!
There is a performance going on!

1691
01:08:14,886 --> 01:08:16,121
‐Woo this!

1692
01:08:16,188 --> 01:08:17,123
‐Okay, tough guy.

1693
01:08:17,190 --> 01:08:18,560
‐Yeah. Come on. Come on.

1694
01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:21,031
‐Hey! There is
a performance going on.

1695
01:08:21,098 --> 01:08:23,704
[♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪]

1696
01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:25,440
[choir guy 1] So that's how it's
gonna be? Come on. [grunts]

1697
01:08:25,507 --> 01:08:28,045
‐Seems like there's some
kind of kerfuffle backstage.

1698
01:08:28,112 --> 01:08:30,851
‐Kerfuffle?
Who talks like that?

1699
01:08:30,918 --> 01:08:31,820
‐Ezra does.

1700
01:08:33,924 --> 01:08:35,460
‐I'm Ezra.

1701
01:08:35,527 --> 01:08:37,197
You're Emily, and you are
the prettiest girl at school.

1702
01:08:40,804 --> 01:08:43,476
[♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪]

1703
01:08:44,612 --> 01:08:45,446
‐What?

1704
01:08:45,514 --> 01:08:46,549
‐So, what are you doing later?

1705
01:08:46,616 --> 01:08:47,450
‐Hey!

1706
01:08:47,518 --> 01:08:48,820
Can you just give it a break?

1707
01:08:48,887 --> 01:08:52,060
‐Okay, who made you boss?
You're backstage.

1708
01:08:52,127 --> 01:08:53,997
I'm the boss back here.

1709
01:08:54,064 --> 01:08:55,601
‐Kind of true.

1710
01:08:55,668 --> 01:08:57,805
‐See? You don't step to
the big dog in his kingdom,

1711
01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,542
‐huh?

1712
01:08:59,609 --> 01:09:02,447
‐[panting] I think you're mixing
your metaphors there, Fred.

1713
01:09:04,652 --> 01:09:05,721
‐[punch thrown]
‐[Charlie groans]

1714
01:09:05,788 --> 01:09:07,357
[audience gasp]

1715
01:09:07,424 --> 01:09:09,796
[fast‐paced music]

1716
01:09:09,862 --> 01:09:10,764
‐Well.

1717
01:09:12,702 --> 01:09:14,137
‐I'm so sorry.

1718
01:09:14,204 --> 01:09:15,741
I totally just
ruined your dance.

1719
01:09:17,010 --> 01:09:19,147
Oh. Hi!

1720
01:09:19,214 --> 01:09:21,285
[audience laugh]

1721
01:09:21,352 --> 01:09:22,855
‐What in the world?

1722
01:09:24,659 --> 01:09:27,932
‐Wow. Great! Aren't these
dancing people great?

1723
01:09:27,998 --> 01:09:32,007
[sighing] Okay. You‐you‐‐
you just keep dancing.

1724
01:09:32,073 --> 01:09:34,011
‐I don't think so.

1725
01:09:34,077 --> 01:09:35,046
[Charlie grunting]

1726
01:09:35,113 --> 01:09:37,017
[dance music playing]

1727
01:09:37,083 --> 01:09:38,787
[Charlie groans]

1728
01:09:39,922 --> 01:09:41,291
You're hurting me.

1729
01:09:43,530 --> 01:09:45,901
[Fred and Charlie grunts]

1730
01:09:48,974 --> 01:09:50,844
‐No, no, no.

1731
01:09:50,911 --> 01:09:51,913
[grunts]

1732
01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:52,982
[loud thud]

1733
01:09:53,049 --> 01:09:54,752
‐Oh, ho.
‐Oh, my god.

1734
01:09:54,819 --> 01:09:57,223
[chattering]

1735
01:09:58,359 --> 01:09:59,494
[Fred screams]

1736
01:10:01,398 --> 01:10:04,404
[chattering]

1737
01:10:11,118 --> 01:10:13,189
[Fred grunts]

1738
01:10:13,255 --> 01:10:14,959
Oh, yeah. Found you.

1739
01:10:15,026 --> 01:10:16,361
[Fred and Charlie grunting]

1740
01:10:16,428 --> 01:10:18,365
‐Not the trees.
Not the trees.

1741
01:10:20,604 --> 01:10:21,539
Oh.

1742
01:10:21,606 --> 01:10:23,342
[gasps]

1743
01:10:28,419 --> 01:10:31,425
[audience laughing]

1744
01:10:32,728 --> 01:10:37,605
‐This is the most amazing show
I've ever been to.

1745
01:10:41,980 --> 01:10:43,048
[door opens]

1746
01:10:43,115 --> 01:10:44,384
‐Ruby!
‐Oh, hey. 'Sup?

1747
01:10:44,451 --> 01:10:45,888
‐Don't play innocent with me.

1748
01:10:45,954 --> 01:10:47,591
You promised no magic,
and you're in there

1749
01:10:47,658 --> 01:10:49,161
shooting off your
little love arrows,

1750
01:10:49,227 --> 01:10:51,131
making everybody crazy!

1751
01:10:51,198 --> 01:10:52,100
‐You don't know that.

1752
01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:53,369
‐I do know that.

1753
01:10:53,436 --> 01:10:55,006
But I don't understand why!

1754
01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:58,412
I did everything
that you me asked to do.

1755
01:10:58,479 --> 01:10:59,816
I put myself out there,

1756
01:10:59,882 --> 01:11:00,818
met somebody nice.

1757
01:11:00,884 --> 01:11:06,028
‐I'm sorry! I.
I was jealous.

1758
01:11:06,094 --> 01:11:07,497
‐What?

1759
01:11:08,633 --> 01:11:12,875
‐You were right.
What you said earlier.

1760
01:11:14,377 --> 01:11:16,315
There is something between us.

1761
01:11:16,381 --> 01:11:23,262
Um, I‐I think maybe
I‐I might have possibly

1762
01:11:23,329 --> 01:11:26,669
developed some feelings for you.

1763
01:11:28,239 --> 01:11:29,441
‐You like me?

1764
01:11:30,744 --> 01:11:32,180
‐Yeah.

1765
01:11:32,247 --> 01:11:33,249
‐But you completely
shut me down.

1766
01:11:33,315 --> 01:11:34,417
‐I know! I.

1767
01:11:34,484 --> 01:11:35,721
‐You said
we couldn't be together.

1768
01:11:35,787 --> 01:11:37,023
‐We can't.

1769
01:11:41,966 --> 01:11:43,402
[sighs]

1770
01:11:50,517 --> 01:11:51,953
‐How am I supposed to take this?

1771
01:11:54,124 --> 01:11:55,561
I tell you that I like you,

1772
01:11:55,627 --> 01:11:59,669
and then you reject me.
You sabotage my date,

1773
01:11:59,735 --> 01:12:01,271
and then you tell me,
"Oh, no, just kidding,

1774
01:12:01,338 --> 01:12:02,975
I actually do like you,
but no, no, no, never mind,

1775
01:12:03,042 --> 01:12:04,812
we don't have
a future together."

1776
01:12:07,350 --> 01:12:08,720
What do you want from me?

1777
01:12:10,223 --> 01:12:15,934
‐I just.
I want you to be happy.

1778
01:12:16,001 --> 01:12:17,103
‐I can't be happy.

1779
01:12:19,509 --> 01:12:20,677
Can't you see that?

1780
01:12:24,284 --> 01:12:25,954
Same thing over and over again.

1781
01:12:27,357 --> 01:12:29,829
Somethin' always goes wrong.

1782
01:12:33,870 --> 01:12:36,843
Somehow I thought you and I
might be different.

1783
01:12:38,747 --> 01:12:39,849
but.

1784
01:12:42,453 --> 01:12:44,391
nothing ever changes.

1785
01:12:44,457 --> 01:12:47,497
[somber music]

1786
01:13:24,471 --> 01:13:26,676
[sighs]

1787
01:13:26,743 --> 01:13:29,114
‐Ruby, Ruby, Ruby,
ya did it.

1788
01:13:29,180 --> 01:13:30,383
Look at you.

1789
01:13:30,449 --> 01:13:32,086
You get to move up
to the big chair.

1790
01:13:32,153 --> 01:13:33,690
I get my Christmas.

1791
01:13:33,757 --> 01:13:35,661
Everybody's a winner.

1792
01:13:35,727 --> 01:13:37,163
Couldn't have been easy.

1793
01:13:37,230 --> 01:13:38,600
‐It wasn't.

1794
01:13:38,667 --> 01:13:41,739
Um. It‐‐ it isn't.

1795
01:13:41,806 --> 01:13:43,743
‐Congratulations, Ruby.

1796
01:13:47,985 --> 01:13:49,622
‐Hey, kid,
what's the matter?

1797
01:13:52,226 --> 01:13:55,466
‐I. can't.

1798
01:13:58,205 --> 01:14:01,144
I. I can't take this job.

1799
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:03,516
Not like this.

1800
01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:06,021
‐What do you mean?

1801
01:14:06,088 --> 01:14:08,793
‐What I did was wrong.

1802
01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:11,064
They're not right
for each other.

1803
01:14:11,131 --> 01:14:12,601
And he deserves
his perfect person.

1804
01:14:12,668 --> 01:14:14,905
They both do.

1805
01:14:14,972 --> 01:14:17,210
You were right.
You were right.

1806
01:14:17,276 --> 01:14:18,546
What you said in
the beginning:

1807
01:14:18,613 --> 01:14:20,984
I‐I don't have
the stomach for this.

1808
01:14:21,051 --> 01:14:23,222
shoving people together
just so they're not alone.

1809
01:14:23,288 --> 01:14:26,094
It's. it's why people
have stopped looking

1810
01:14:26,161 --> 01:14:27,531
for their person. They.

1811
01:14:27,598 --> 01:14:29,200
they don't believe in love.

1812
01:14:32,006 --> 01:14:34,477
I just can't be a part of that.

1813
01:14:37,016 --> 01:14:38,887
‐You know what this means,
don't you?

1814
01:14:41,425 --> 01:14:43,495
‐I lose my job.

1815
01:14:45,934 --> 01:14:47,103
‐Wait.

1816
01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:51,244
[groans]

1817
01:14:51,311 --> 01:14:53,215
Ruby's right.

1818
01:14:53,282 --> 01:14:54,317
‐I'm sorry?

1819
01:14:54,384 --> 01:14:56,488
‐They're not a good match.

1820
01:14:56,556 --> 01:14:57,591
Why are we
putting people together

1821
01:14:57,658 --> 01:14:59,628
that don't belong together?

1822
01:14:59,695 --> 01:15:00,964
‐It's how it's done.

1823
01:15:01,031 --> 01:15:02,868
‐Maybe this job
should be more than

1824
01:15:02,935 --> 01:15:05,406
random arrows flying around
and us just hitting our numbers.

1825
01:15:05,473 --> 01:15:07,343
And. if you

1826
01:15:07,410 --> 01:15:08,479
don't believe that,

1827
01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:10,584
then maybe you should retire.

1828
01:15:10,650 --> 01:15:13,022
Just get on your stupid boat
and sail away.

1829
01:15:13,088 --> 01:15:14,859
Look, I don't know
who should be in charge,

1830
01:15:14,925 --> 01:15:17,163
but if you've given up on love,
it shouldn't be you.

1831
01:15:21,839 --> 01:15:24,277
Those were a lot of words
that I just said.

1832
01:15:25,914 --> 01:15:27,851
‐Since when did you become
so romantic?

1833
01:15:29,487 --> 01:15:31,959
‐Ugh! It's a new development.

1834
01:15:33,997 --> 01:15:36,501
‐This discussion isn't over.

1835
01:15:36,569 --> 01:15:38,640
And you‐‐

1836
01:15:38,707 --> 01:15:40,510
‐What's going
to happen to me now?

1837
01:15:42,180 --> 01:15:43,282
‐It ain't pretty.

1838
01:15:45,419 --> 01:15:48,660
I have to take away your powers.

1839
01:15:48,727 --> 01:15:50,396
‐Does it hurt?

1840
01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:52,033
‐It hurts later.

1841
01:15:52,100 --> 01:15:53,803
By the power vested in me
as the God of Love,

1842
01:15:53,870 --> 01:15:56,208
I hereby rescind
all your magical powers.

1843
01:16:01,786 --> 01:16:03,021
‐Is that it?

1844
01:16:03,088 --> 01:16:06,194
‐Yeah. Magic's weird.
‐Hmm.

1845
01:16:06,261 --> 01:16:07,564
‐Now for the hard part.

1846
01:16:10,937 --> 01:16:12,775
You have to be mortal.

1847
01:16:12,841 --> 01:16:15,212
‐Wait, you mean.
‐Of course.

1848
01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:18,018
What do you think happens
when you get fired from a job

1849
01:16:18,085 --> 01:16:20,690
as a deity? Now.

1850
01:16:20,757 --> 01:16:23,897
you gotta pay taxes,
you develop joint pains,

1851
01:16:23,963 --> 01:16:27,136
you gotta face the unknown.
It's horrible.

1852
01:16:27,203 --> 01:16:28,506
Philomena.

1853
01:16:28,573 --> 01:16:31,712
please escort this human
back to Earth.

1854
01:16:31,779 --> 01:16:35,019
We will discuss
your little outburst later.

1855
01:16:35,085 --> 01:16:37,023
‐Yes, sir.

1856
01:16:39,795 --> 01:16:41,064
‐Oh, Ruby.

1857
01:16:42,634 --> 01:16:43,937
One more thing.

1858
01:16:47,276 --> 01:16:48,312
I'm proud of you.

1859
01:16:49,481 --> 01:16:51,184
‐You are?
‐Yeah.

1860
01:16:51,251 --> 01:16:52,688
It takes a lot of courage
to stand up

1861
01:16:52,754 --> 01:16:54,224
for what you believe in.

1862
01:16:54,290 --> 01:16:56,194
You're gonna do
just fine on Earth.

1863
01:16:58,533 --> 01:16:59,835
I gotta admit.

1864
01:16:59,902 --> 01:17:02,875
I'll miss your
annoying chipperness.

1865
01:17:02,941 --> 01:17:04,512
‐You think I'm annoying?

1866
01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:05,479
‐That's not the point.

1867
01:17:05,547 --> 01:17:07,784
Point is, you done good.

1868
01:17:07,851 --> 01:17:09,287
You helped a lot of people
find love,

1869
01:17:09,354 --> 01:17:11,491
and now I think
it's time for you,

1870
01:17:11,559 --> 01:17:13,696
find a little love for yourself.

1871
01:17:15,399 --> 01:17:19,073
Well, enough of that.

1872
01:17:19,140 --> 01:17:20,376
Scram.

1873
01:17:21,679 --> 01:17:23,382
[magical tinkle]

1874
01:17:25,352 --> 01:17:30,931
‐So. How's it feel,
being mortal?

1875
01:17:30,997 --> 01:17:32,868
‐Pretty much the same, I guess.

1876
01:17:32,935 --> 01:17:34,972
‐That's kind of a letdown.

1877
01:17:35,039 --> 01:17:38,580
‐Hey. Did you stick up
for me back there?

1878
01:17:38,646 --> 01:17:41,819
‐Oh. I mean. I guess.

1879
01:17:41,886 --> 01:17:44,023
‐That was really cool of you.

1880
01:17:44,090 --> 01:17:46,328
‐Yeah. It was really cool of me,
wasn't it?

1881
01:17:46,394 --> 01:17:47,430
‐I think we're friends now.

1882
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:48,600
‐Okay. I'm drawing the line.

1883
01:17:48,666 --> 01:17:49,969
There's a reason
that we are here.

1884
01:17:50,035 --> 01:17:50,937
‐Okay.

1885
01:17:57,049 --> 01:17:58,553
Amber?

1886
01:17:58,620 --> 01:18:00,557
Hi, I'm‐‐ I'm Ruby,

1887
01:18:00,624 --> 01:18:01,859
one of Charlie's friends.

1888
01:18:01,926 --> 01:18:04,832
‐Oh. You're the one.

1889
01:18:04,899 --> 01:18:06,268
‐The one what?

1890
01:18:06,334 --> 01:18:08,138
‐Charlie and I
broke up last night.

1891
01:18:08,205 --> 01:18:10,610
He said he was in love
with someone else.

1892
01:18:10,677 --> 01:18:13,382
You.

1893
01:18:13,448 --> 01:18:15,352
‐I'm so sorry.
‐Hey.

1894
01:18:15,419 --> 01:18:17,256
The last thing I want
is a man who is in love

1895
01:18:17,323 --> 01:18:18,860
with someone else.

1896
01:18:18,927 --> 01:18:20,462
You should go for him.

1897
01:18:20,530 --> 01:18:23,335
Seriously.

1898
01:18:23,402 --> 01:18:26,509
‐Amber, you're
a really nice person.

1899
01:18:26,576 --> 01:18:28,980
[chuckles]

1900
01:18:29,047 --> 01:18:31,819
Also, I am so sorry
about your show last night.

1901
01:18:31,886 --> 01:18:34,658
‐Yeah. What a disaster!

1902
01:18:34,725 --> 01:18:36,294
But you know
what the funny part is?

1903
01:18:36,361 --> 01:18:38,766
If the show hadn't gone
so completely off the rails,

1904
01:18:38,833 --> 01:18:41,071
I wouldn't have connected
with Fred.

1905
01:18:42,708 --> 01:18:43,910
[giggles]

1906
01:18:46,515 --> 01:18:48,151
I think he might be the one.

1907
01:18:49,588 --> 01:18:51,057
‐You know what?

1908
01:18:51,124 --> 01:18:52,326
I think you might be right.

1909
01:18:52,393 --> 01:18:54,598
‐Really? Me too.

1910
01:18:54,665 --> 01:18:57,203
We're both in the theater,
you know?

1911
01:18:57,270 --> 01:18:59,474
Kindred spirits.

1912
01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:01,779
Like someone up there
has brought us together.

1913
01:19:03,382 --> 01:19:04,752
‐Who's that?

1914
01:19:05,820 --> 01:19:07,724
Ruby. She's sweet.

1915
01:19:07,791 --> 01:19:11,899
‐So. your nerdy teacher
is on the market.

1916
01:19:11,966 --> 01:19:15,039
What an interesting development.

1917
01:19:15,105 --> 01:19:16,174
[inhales]

1918
01:19:16,241 --> 01:19:17,644
Question is.

1919
01:19:17,711 --> 01:19:19,147
what are you gonna do about it?

1920
01:19:25,326 --> 01:19:26,361
Here?

1921
01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:27,764
‐He volunteers
every Christmas Day.

1922
01:19:27,831 --> 01:19:29,500
‐Ugh. Of course he does.

1923
01:19:29,568 --> 01:19:30,502
‐You comin'?

1924
01:19:30,570 --> 01:19:31,504
‐No.

1925
01:19:31,572 --> 01:19:32,841
You don't need magic.

1926
01:19:32,908 --> 01:19:35,145
You two nerds are
perfect for each other.

1927
01:19:35,212 --> 01:19:36,749
Besides, I gotta
go back to the office

1928
01:19:36,816 --> 01:19:39,420
and get yelled at by Cupid.

1929
01:19:39,487 --> 01:19:41,057
‐I'm really proud of you.

1930
01:19:43,395 --> 01:19:46,167
‐Okay. Come here.

1931
01:19:46,234 --> 01:19:47,871
‐Oh!

1932
01:19:48,940 --> 01:19:50,744
‐Good luck, Ruby.
‐Thank you.

1933
01:19:50,810 --> 01:19:52,413
‐Go get it.
‐Oh!

1934
01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:56,989
‐Oh, look, it's Ruby.

1935
01:19:57,056 --> 01:19:58,826
‐Merry Christmas, Ruby!

1936
01:19:58,893 --> 01:19:59,895
‐Merry Christmas, guys.

1937
01:19:59,962 --> 01:20:01,331
What are you doin' here?

1938
01:20:01,398 --> 01:20:03,836
‐Obviously,
being good citizens.

1939
01:20:03,903 --> 01:20:06,274
Professor Conrad offered us
extra credit for next semester‐

1940
01:20:06,341 --> 01:20:07,844
if we came
and volunteered with him.

1941
01:20:07,911 --> 01:20:09,715
‐All right.
Also, there's extra credit.

1942
01:20:09,782 --> 01:20:11,151
‐Where's Charlie?

1943
01:20:11,217 --> 01:20:13,556
‐He took off.
He said he had to catch a train.

1944
01:20:13,623 --> 01:20:15,159
‐A train? To where?

1945
01:20:15,225 --> 01:20:18,633
‐Said he was going to some
boring cabin on a lake.

1946
01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:19,802
‐He's spending
Christmas alone.

1947
01:20:19,868 --> 01:20:21,672
[Emily chuckles]

1948
01:20:21,739 --> 01:20:23,710
You love him, huh?

1949
01:20:23,776 --> 01:20:27,116
[all giggling]

1950
01:20:27,183 --> 01:20:28,886
‐It's totally obvious.

1951
01:20:28,953 --> 01:20:31,458
You guys are made
for each other.

1952
01:20:31,525 --> 01:20:34,063
‐I guess I‐‐ yes. Yes.

1953
01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:36,569
I love him. I love Charlie!

1954
01:20:36,635 --> 01:20:37,738
[Ezra]
Knew it.

1955
01:20:37,804 --> 01:20:38,740
‐Oh, you should tell him.

1956
01:20:38,806 --> 01:20:39,675
‐Yes!

1957
01:20:39,742 --> 01:20:42,046
‐Yo! I'll drive.

1958
01:20:42,113 --> 01:20:43,248
‐Shotgun!
‐[Ruby] Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1959
01:20:43,315 --> 01:20:45,019
[Raif]
Yeah. Come on. Let's go.

1960
01:20:45,085 --> 01:20:46,254
[Chloe] Oh, my gosh.
It's so romantic I might cry.

1961
01:20:46,321 --> 01:20:49,160
[tense music]

1962
01:20:50,897 --> 01:20:52,066
‐Slow down, Raif!

1963
01:20:52,133 --> 01:20:54,705
[Samantha]
No! Go faster! Punch it!

1964
01:20:54,772 --> 01:20:56,007
‐Where are we going?

1965
01:20:56,074 --> 01:20:57,276
‐Why are you driving
if you don't know

1966
01:20:57,343 --> 01:20:58,980
where the train station is?

1967
01:20:59,047 --> 01:21:01,451
‐Right! Turn right!

1968
01:21:01,519 --> 01:21:02,654
[car tires screech]

1969
01:21:02,721 --> 01:21:04,691
[yelling]

1970
01:21:04,758 --> 01:21:06,361
‐This is my first time in a car!

1971
01:21:09,033 --> 01:21:10,335
It's kinda scary.

1972
01:21:14,812 --> 01:21:16,582
[train horn blowing]

1973
01:21:16,649 --> 01:21:17,617
[car brakes squeal]

1974
01:21:21,291 --> 01:21:22,627
[Natalie]
Good luck, Ruby!

1975
01:21:22,694 --> 01:21:23,629
‐Bye!

1976
01:21:27,203 --> 01:21:28,271
Charlie!

1977
01:21:35,018 --> 01:21:36,354
Hello.

1978
01:21:36,421 --> 01:21:37,858
Merry Christmas.

1979
01:21:37,924 --> 01:21:40,062
[panting]

1980
01:21:40,129 --> 01:21:41,866
‐What are you doing here?

1981
01:21:41,932 --> 01:21:44,437
‐You, uh, you taking a trip?

1982
01:21:44,504 --> 01:21:46,876
‐Yeah. Um, just needed
some time away.

1983
01:21:48,780 --> 01:21:50,282
‐I heard you and Amber broke up.

1984
01:21:51,451 --> 01:21:53,856
‐You told me
to follow my heart, Ruby.

1985
01:21:53,923 --> 01:21:56,294
I couldn't stay with Amber
and do that at the same time.

1986
01:21:57,798 --> 01:22:00,302
‐Okay, the thing is. I love you.

1987
01:22:02,139 --> 01:22:04,210
I'm in love with you.

1988
01:22:04,277 --> 01:22:06,281
And also, I really like you

1989
01:22:06,347 --> 01:22:08,285
as a person, you know.
‐Ruby, we‐‐ you know.

1990
01:22:08,351 --> 01:22:10,657
‐I know I said we didn't
have a future.

1991
01:22:10,723 --> 01:22:14,698
That it was impossible,
but it's not. Not anymore.

1992
01:22:14,765 --> 01:22:18,138
See, uh. I kinda got fired.

1993
01:22:18,205 --> 01:22:21,579
Actually, no, I‐I quit.

1994
01:22:21,645 --> 01:22:25,018
I gave it up. For you.

1995
01:22:28,258 --> 01:22:31,030
‐You mean you're not a‐‐

1996
01:22:31,097 --> 01:22:34,003
‐Magical sprite spreading love?

1997
01:22:34,070 --> 01:22:39,347
Nope.
Now I'm just a regular girl.

1998
01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:42,052
I got a lot to learn.
It's all so new.

1999
01:22:44,023 --> 01:22:45,459
In fact.

2000
01:22:48,165 --> 01:22:49,433
Sorry. I'm sorry.

2001
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:50,937
I‐I just really
wanted to do that.

2002
01:22:51,004 --> 01:22:52,439
That was‐‐ that was
my first kiss.

2003
01:22:52,507 --> 01:22:55,412
[giggles]
I knew it would be nice.

2004
01:22:55,479 --> 01:22:56,582
‐Nice?

2005
01:22:59,655 --> 01:23:02,493
[mellow music]

2006
01:23:07,971 --> 01:23:09,741
‐Wow!

2007
01:23:09,808 --> 01:23:11,712
‐Wow is a much better response.

2008
01:23:14,250 --> 01:23:15,854
I love you too.

2009
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:18,191
‐You do?

2010
01:23:18,258 --> 01:23:22,399
‐Madly, crazy,
head over heels.

2011
01:23:24,370 --> 01:23:26,642
[Emily] Oh, my God.
They're so cute,

2012
01:23:26,709 --> 01:23:27,811
I think I'm gonna die.

2013
01:23:27,878 --> 01:23:29,413
[laugh]

2014
01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:31,150
‐Yo! Way to go,
Professor Conrad.

2015
01:23:31,217 --> 01:23:32,854
[applause and cheers]

2016
01:23:32,921 --> 01:23:34,791
‐You brought my students, huh?

2017
01:23:34,858 --> 01:23:36,294
‐I needed a ride.

2018
01:23:40,235 --> 01:23:41,437
‐Oh, my God.

2019
01:23:42,373 --> 01:23:44,143
‐Oh. What? What was that?

2020
01:23:45,245 --> 01:23:47,951
‐I wowed her with my charms.

2021
01:23:48,018 --> 01:23:51,457
‐Gina, I got your text.

2022
01:23:51,525 --> 01:23:53,228
‐I'm not looking
for a relationship.

2023
01:23:56,902 --> 01:23:58,673
[gasps]

2024
01:24:00,843 --> 01:24:01,946
‐Right on.

2025
01:24:02,012 --> 01:24:03,181
[laughs]

2026
01:24:03,248 --> 01:24:06,789
‐[crying]
It's just so beautiful.

2027
01:24:11,431 --> 01:24:13,468
‐So this was your plan
all along?

2028
01:24:13,536 --> 01:24:15,405
Those two are perfect
for each other.

2029
01:24:15,472 --> 01:24:17,711
‐Oh, please. You think
this was about them?

2030
01:24:17,777 --> 01:24:19,247
I knew they were destined
for each other.

2031
01:24:19,313 --> 01:24:21,518
This was about you, Philomena.

2032
01:24:21,585 --> 01:24:23,255
‐Me?

2033
01:24:23,321 --> 01:24:24,891
‐I needed somebody
to take my place

2034
01:24:24,958 --> 01:24:26,795
who was tough

2035
01:24:26,862 --> 01:24:29,000
but loving.

2036
01:24:29,066 --> 01:24:31,037
I was testing you.

2037
01:24:31,104 --> 01:24:32,473
And boy, oh boy,
did you come through.

2038
01:24:32,540 --> 01:24:33,509
When you stood up

2039
01:24:33,576 --> 01:24:37,517
for Ruby,
when you defended love.

2040
01:24:37,584 --> 01:24:39,554
I knew I had the right person
for the job.

2041
01:24:41,659 --> 01:24:44,765
‐Wow. That is not where
I thought this was going.

2042
01:24:44,831 --> 01:24:46,535
I don't know what to say.

2043
01:24:46,602 --> 01:24:49,841
‐Say you'll do a good job,
because it's important.

2044
01:24:49,908 --> 01:24:53,415
The world needs love
now more than ever.

2045
01:24:53,481 --> 01:24:56,555
Well, my work is done.

2046
01:24:56,622 --> 01:24:57,624
I'm out of here.

2047
01:24:58,793 --> 01:24:59,861
Good luck, Cupid.

2048
01:25:02,232 --> 01:25:03,602
‐Cupid.

2049
01:25:04,838 --> 01:25:06,575
I like the sound of that.

2050
01:25:11,484 --> 01:25:13,556
‐Did you make all this happen?

2051
01:25:13,623 --> 01:25:15,092
‐No.

2052
01:25:15,158 --> 01:25:17,897
No arrows. No magic.

2053
01:25:17,964 --> 01:25:22,006
I'm just a normal girl
with the boy she loves.

2054
01:25:22,072 --> 01:25:23,509
It's gonna be a big adventure.

2055
01:25:39,808 --> 01:25:41,612
[church bell tolls]

2056
01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:43,783
[peppy music]

2057
01:25:43,849 --> 01:25:46,354
[Cupid] Oh, look at that sunset,
will ya?

2058
01:25:46,421 --> 01:25:47,757
Merry Christmas to all

2059
01:25:47,824 --> 01:25:51,565
and to all
a good Valentine's Day.

2060
01:25:51,632 --> 01:25:55,038
It's right around the corner,
get somebody somethin' nice.

2061
01:25:55,105 --> 01:25:56,675
Maybe some flowers.

2062
01:25:56,742 --> 01:25:59,514
Candy's always nice,
but it's too pricey.

2063
01:25:59,581 --> 01:26:02,754
That's okay, give 'em a hug.
Give 'em a kiss.

2064
01:26:02,821 --> 01:26:06,562
The important thing is
being with the person you love.

2065
01:26:06,628 --> 01:26:08,398
["Christmas in the Air"
playing]

2066
01:26:08,465 --> 01:26:11,104
♪♪ And the whole world starts
Gettin' ready ♪♪

2067
01:26:11,170 --> 01:26:14,644
♪♪ Pretty soon the streets
Are dressed in lights ♪♪

2068
01:26:14,711 --> 01:26:17,917
♪♪ Everyone's
Invited to the party ♪♪

2069
01:26:17,984 --> 01:26:21,157
♪♪ And the spirit
Of the season has arrived ♪♪

2070
01:26:21,224 --> 01:26:24,698
♪♪ She's a Cupid for Christmas ♪♪

2071
01:26:24,765 --> 01:26:27,937
♪♪ That's your
Favorite time of year ♪♪

2072
01:26:28,004 --> 01:26:32,312
♪♪ And everywhere
That kind of cheer is here ♪♪

2073
01:26:32,379 --> 01:26:33,749
♪♪ It's here it's here ♪♪

2074
01:26:33,816 --> 01:26:37,423
♪♪ You can feel it everywhere ♪♪

2075
01:26:37,489 --> 01:26:38,793
♪♪ There's Christmas in the air ♪♪

2076
01:26:40,563 --> 01:26:44,103
♪♪ You can feel it everywhere ♪♪

2077
01:26:44,170 --> 01:26:45,973
♪♪ There's Cupid in the air ♪♪

2078
01:26:48,311 --> 01:26:51,518
♪♪ And the day's
Gettin' shorter ♪♪

2079
01:26:51,585 --> 01:26:54,825
♪♪ But the nights follow
Christmas always shine ♪♪

2080
01:26:54,891 --> 01:26:58,064
♪♪ Memories
They're pouring in ♪♪

2081
01:26:58,131 --> 01:27:01,605
♪♪ Of the night we've had
It's good to be alive ♪♪

2082
01:27:01,672 --> 01:27:04,878
♪♪ Then the whole world starts
Gettin' ready ♪♪

2083
01:27:04,945 --> 01:27:08,384
♪♪ Pretty soon the streets
Are dressed in lights ♪♪

2084
01:27:08,451 --> 01:27:11,759
♪♪ Everyone's
Invited to the party ♪♪

2085
01:27:11,825 --> 01:27:14,531
♪♪ And the spirit
Of the season has arrived ♪♪

2086
01:27:14,598 --> 01:27:16,234
♪♪ She's a Cupid for. ♪♪

2087
01:27:16,300 --> 01:27:17,637
[music fades away]