WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:18.375 --> 00:00:21.375 [kettle whistling] 4 00:00:23.916 --> 00:00:25.916 [whistling dies down] 5 00:00:39.875 --> 00:00:42.375 [woman whispering] Ugh… God damn it. 6 00:00:43.750 --> 00:00:46.750 [heavy machinery whirring] 7 00:00:58.041 --> 00:01:00.000 [monitor beeping] 8 00:01:05.708 --> 00:01:08.375 ["Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing ta F' Wit" playing on headphones] 9 00:01:11.041 --> 00:01:14.791 [woman] ♪ Inside the room Dr. Doom, prepare for the boom, bam! ♪ 10 00:01:16.250 --> 00:01:17.666 ♪ I slam ♪ 11 00:01:17.750 --> 00:01:19.750 [heavy machinery whirring] 12 00:01:21.666 --> 00:01:22.791 ♪ Scream like Tarzan ♪ 13 00:01:22.875 --> 00:01:25.458 ♪ I be tossin' and flossin' My style is awesome ♪ 14 00:01:25.541 --> 00:01:28.333 ♪ I'm causing more family feuds Than Richard Dawson ♪ 15 00:01:28.416 --> 00:01:30.291 ♪ And the survey said, you're dead ♪ 16 00:01:30.375 --> 00:01:33.083 ♪ Fatal Flying Guillotine Chops off your fucking head ♪ 17 00:01:33.166 --> 00:01:35.250 ♪ Mister, who is that? Ayo, the Wu is back ♪ 18 00:01:35.333 --> 00:01:37.833 ♪ Making-- go Bo! Bo! Like I'm Super Cat ♪ 19 00:01:38.875 --> 00:01:41.166 ♪ Oh, no, here come The Wu-Tang shogun ♪ 20 00:01:41.250 --> 00:01:43.375 ♪ Killer to my eardrum Put the needle to the groove ♪ 21 00:01:43.458 --> 00:01:45.666 ♪ I gets rude and I'm forced To fuck it up, my style-- ♪ 22 00:01:45.750 --> 00:01:47.750 [heavy machinery whirring] 23 00:01:57.208 --> 00:01:59.500 [pensive music playing] 24 00:02:02.583 --> 00:02:04.791 ♪ More Afro than Rollo Coming to a fork in the road ♪ 25 00:02:04.875 --> 00:02:06.250 ♪ Which way to go, just follow… ♪ 26 00:02:13.750 --> 00:02:16.583 [pensive music continues playing] 27 00:02:34.250 --> 00:02:35.916 [speaking indistinctly] 28 00:02:42.791 --> 00:02:43.750 [shrieks] 29 00:02:44.416 --> 00:02:46.250 [music increases in tempo] 30 00:03:03.958 --> 00:03:05.625 ["Right Thurr" playing on speakers] 31 00:03:05.708 --> 00:03:08.541 This is nuts! This is so crazy! 32 00:03:08.625 --> 00:03:11.791 [woman] I've got a hard cider and a bag of Crossbone Crunch. 33 00:03:11.875 --> 00:03:12.791 It's a party. 34 00:03:12.875 --> 00:03:15.791 I'm-- I'm just so, so thrilled for you, Kate. 35 00:03:15.875 --> 00:03:19.416 To Comet Dibiasky, right? Cheers! 36 00:03:20.166 --> 00:03:22.916 It's gotta be, look… It's gotta be an Oort cloud comet 37 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:24.833 just based on where you saw it. 38 00:03:24.916 --> 00:03:27.083 Probably the last time it was this close to the Sun 39 00:03:27.166 --> 00:03:29.375 was long before human civilization. 40 00:03:29.458 --> 00:03:31.541 Look at the arc on that thing. God, it's amazing. 41 00:03:31.625 --> 00:03:35.083 How would we find out the comet's velocity in orbit, Professor Mindy? 42 00:03:35.166 --> 00:03:37.250 That is a good question. [sighs] 43 00:03:37.333 --> 00:03:40.166 This will be fun. I haven't done orbital dynamics since grad school. 44 00:03:40.791 --> 00:03:42.000 Question is, what… 45 00:03:42.916 --> 00:03:45.375 What would Carl Sagan do? 46 00:03:45.458 --> 00:03:48.875 He would take it back to first principles. 47 00:03:49.458 --> 00:03:52.666 The topocentric vector is rho. 48 00:03:54.541 --> 00:03:56.500 Kate, what are the initial coordinates? 49 00:03:57.083 --> 00:03:58.000 [Kate] Twenty-one. 50 00:03:59.666 --> 00:04:00.875 Twenty-four. 51 00:04:01.541 --> 00:04:02.500 Thirteen. 52 00:04:02.583 --> 00:04:04.250 [Mindy] This is fun, huh, guys? 53 00:04:04.333 --> 00:04:07.458 -Sixty-seven. -Wow. Now you got me pumped. 54 00:04:07.541 --> 00:04:08.791 -[man 1] Dr. Mindy. -All right… 55 00:04:08.875 --> 00:04:10.583 How many terms do you have to calibrate… 56 00:04:10.666 --> 00:04:13.458 [Mindy] Approximation of coordinates in Marsden, '85. 57 00:04:14.125 --> 00:04:17.958 Now that we have the comet's orbit, we will check the ephemeris 58 00:04:18.041 --> 00:04:22.458 and that will give us the distance between the comet and planet Earth. 59 00:04:25.625 --> 00:04:28.083 Why does the ephemeris keep getting lower and lower? 60 00:04:38.416 --> 00:04:40.416 [breathes deeply] 61 00:04:42.708 --> 00:04:43.833 Professor Mindy? 62 00:04:49.416 --> 00:04:50.625 Professor Mindy? 63 00:04:56.250 --> 00:04:58.041 You know what, guys? Let's… 64 00:04:58.875 --> 00:05:00.458 Let's call it a night, huh? 65 00:05:02.833 --> 00:05:04.916 [man 2] But what about the relative position? 66 00:05:05.416 --> 00:05:08.500 I can't figure this one out. Not tonight, guys. Sorry. 67 00:05:09.291 --> 00:05:11.875 -[man 1] Let's hit it, man. I'm beat. -[woman 2] Me too. 68 00:05:12.500 --> 00:05:15.375 -[man 1] Kate, this was amazing. -[man 2] Congratulations. 69 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:16.958 Hey, Kate. 70 00:05:18.666 --> 00:05:19.666 You stay. 71 00:05:23.458 --> 00:05:25.875 [phone dialing] 72 00:05:28.541 --> 00:05:30.000 [line ringing] 73 00:05:30.083 --> 00:05:31.708 [man] Yeah, uh, Dr. Calder, 74 00:05:31.791 --> 00:05:33.916 a Michigan State professor and his grad students-- 75 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:36.375 This is Dr. Calder. You pulled me out of a meeting 76 00:05:36.458 --> 00:05:39.291 where I had to tell my team we lost eight billion in funding. 77 00:05:39.375 --> 00:05:42.208 I am so sorry, Dr. Calder, 78 00:05:42.291 --> 00:05:45.125 but we are seeing some awfully strange orbital numbers 79 00:05:45.208 --> 00:05:47.041 on this comet we just found. 80 00:05:47.125 --> 00:05:48.958 They should be in your inbox, right? 81 00:05:49.041 --> 00:05:50.916 -[Calder] Is this it? -Yeah. This is it. 82 00:05:51.000 --> 00:05:53.375 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let me get Dr. Oglethorpe on the line. 83 00:05:53.458 --> 00:05:54.791 Please hold. 84 00:05:54.875 --> 00:05:57.250 Uh… Uh, I'm on hold. 85 00:05:57.333 --> 00:06:00.500 She's calling a Dr. Oglethorpe. Who is that? 86 00:06:01.333 --> 00:06:04.083 Jesus Christ. I'm gonna put them on speaker. 87 00:06:04.166 --> 00:06:05.958 [music playing on speaker] 88 00:06:06.041 --> 00:06:07.166 "Dr. Oglethorpe, 89 00:06:07.250 --> 00:06:10.666 head of the Planetary Defense Coordination Office." 90 00:06:10.750 --> 00:06:12.625 -Is that a real place? -I have no idea. 91 00:06:12.708 --> 00:06:15.708 [music continues playing] 92 00:06:20.958 --> 00:06:22.625 [man on speaker] This is Dr. Oglethorpe. 93 00:06:22.708 --> 00:06:24.208 Yes, this is Jocelyn Calder 94 00:06:24.291 --> 00:06:25.375 from Kennedy Space Center. 95 00:06:25.458 --> 00:06:27.000 [Oglethorpe] Hey, Jocelyn. 96 00:06:27.083 --> 00:06:29.125 Listen, we got a sighting 97 00:06:29.208 --> 00:06:31.500 of an NEO from Subaru telescope. 98 00:06:31.583 --> 00:06:32.916 Okay. Uh… 99 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:35.458 Why you just didn't report it to the Minor Planet Center? 100 00:06:35.541 --> 00:06:38.333 [Calder] It's a professor and a bunch of Michigan State students 101 00:06:38.416 --> 00:06:40.333 who identified something big. 102 00:06:40.416 --> 00:06:41.833 Really? How large? 103 00:06:41.916 --> 00:06:43.291 [Calder] How big we talking? 104 00:06:43.375 --> 00:06:45.666 We clocked it in around five to ten kilometers wide. 105 00:06:45.750 --> 00:06:47.250 About five to ten kilometers wide. 106 00:06:48.250 --> 00:06:49.750 Uh… That's a big boy. 107 00:06:51.041 --> 00:06:55.291 And, uh, was this professor the one who first made the observations? 108 00:06:55.375 --> 00:06:57.625 Hi, yes. Uh, Dr. Mindy. 109 00:06:57.708 --> 00:07:01.083 And-- And no, PhD candidate Kate Dibiasky found it. 110 00:07:01.166 --> 00:07:02.916 I did the orbital calculations. 111 00:07:03.625 --> 00:07:07.250 I, uh… I study trace gasses in dead galaxies. 112 00:07:07.333 --> 00:07:10.750 I haven't published in a while so you probably haven't heard of me. 113 00:07:10.833 --> 00:07:11.916 But anyway, that doesn't matter. 114 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:14.333 Sorry. What was your question? 115 00:07:14.416 --> 00:07:17.375 What are the most updated estimates on its trajectory? 116 00:07:17.458 --> 00:07:18.458 [Mindy] Kate? 117 00:07:20.625 --> 00:07:21.625 Um… 118 00:07:22.958 --> 00:07:27.041 I've been running it all day. I keep getting the same result. 119 00:07:27.791 --> 00:07:30.875 A direct hit of Earth in six months and 14 days. 120 00:07:31.875 --> 00:07:33.000 Me too. 121 00:07:33.083 --> 00:07:35.333 [Calder] Matthew, what are your calculations? 122 00:07:35.416 --> 00:07:40.500 Um, Scout program is saying six months, 14 days. 123 00:07:40.583 --> 00:07:42.791 [Calder] We got six months and 14 days. 124 00:07:42.875 --> 00:07:48.916 And it's roughly five to ten kilometers wide. 125 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:51.125 Which… Which, uh… 126 00:07:52.250 --> 00:07:53.625 [Mindy] Isn't that… 127 00:07:54.625 --> 00:07:56.083 an extinction-level event? 128 00:07:57.208 --> 00:07:59.333 Well, let's not be dramatic here. 129 00:08:01.500 --> 00:08:02.541 Okay, uh… 130 00:08:03.250 --> 00:08:07.291 First move is to get the school field trip out here to DC. 131 00:08:07.375 --> 00:08:08.833 [Calder] Let's all calm down. 132 00:08:08.916 --> 00:08:11.166 I need the person who first had eyes on the comet 133 00:08:11.250 --> 00:08:12.750 and the person in charge. 134 00:08:12.833 --> 00:08:13.833 What? 135 00:08:13.916 --> 00:08:15.291 [indistinct chatter] 136 00:08:16.916 --> 00:08:21.208 …share this data immediately with Cambridge, Caltech and IAU. 137 00:08:21.291 --> 00:08:23.291 Wait a minute. This is classified information. 138 00:08:23.375 --> 00:08:24.708 [Mindy] What's happening? 139 00:08:24.791 --> 00:08:26.833 [Calder] I serve at the discretion of the president. 140 00:08:26.916 --> 00:08:28.166 Is this really happening? 141 00:08:28.250 --> 00:08:30.666 …and the dead galaxy professor to Hickam Air Force base. 142 00:08:30.750 --> 00:08:33.291 [Mindy] DC, right? Hey! Hey, Kate. [clapping] 143 00:08:33.375 --> 00:08:35.291 This isn't happening, right? 144 00:08:35.375 --> 00:08:38.541 Kate, this isn't real, right? This is, uh… 145 00:08:38.625 --> 00:08:41.125 This is just some sort of alternate reality, right? 146 00:08:41.208 --> 00:08:42.041 Say something. 147 00:08:42.125 --> 00:08:43.750 I gotta go get high. 148 00:08:43.833 --> 00:08:48.041 Word is that I need you both in DC fast. Only plane I got going there is that one. 149 00:08:48.125 --> 00:08:50.375 Anyway, I am Dr. Mindy. This is-- 150 00:08:50.458 --> 00:08:52.208 -Hi! Oh. -[soldier] Go, go, go! 151 00:08:52.291 --> 00:08:54.750 [soldiers yelling] 152 00:08:54.833 --> 00:08:57.708 -[Mindy] Where do we sit, Kate? -I have no idea. 153 00:08:57.791 --> 00:08:59.625 [Mindy] Is there any customary seating for… 154 00:08:59.708 --> 00:09:01.750 [upbeat tense music playing] 155 00:09:06.708 --> 00:09:10.625 What the fuck? Is this real? Is this a goddamn joke? 156 00:09:10.708 --> 00:09:11.833 Holy shit. 157 00:09:18.458 --> 00:09:21.000 This can't be happening. No. 158 00:09:22.208 --> 00:09:25.208 [music continues playing] 159 00:09:59.625 --> 00:10:00.500 [music ends] 160 00:10:00.583 --> 00:10:02.125 [birds chirping] 161 00:10:06.583 --> 00:10:07.750 [indistinct chatter] 162 00:10:09.166 --> 00:10:11.125 -Brendon. You mean Brendon? -Yeah, Brendon. 163 00:10:11.208 --> 00:10:15.041 You know, he didn't keep his head down. It's all politics, Teddy. You know that. 164 00:10:15.125 --> 00:10:17.083 [Oglethorpe] You must be Randall and Kate. 165 00:10:17.166 --> 00:10:18.250 Yes. Yes, hi. 166 00:10:18.333 --> 00:10:20.583 I'm Dr. Oglethorpe, but you can call me Teddy. 167 00:10:20.666 --> 00:10:22.166 I'm sorry. Did you say your name… 168 00:10:22.250 --> 00:10:25.333 -I should call you "Teddy"? Teddy. -[Oglethorpe] Teddy. Yeah. 169 00:10:25.416 --> 00:10:28.083 [chuckles] Yeah, we call him Teddy because he ain't no teddy bear. 170 00:10:29.000 --> 00:10:31.416 General Themes. I'm the Pentagon's eyes on, uh, 171 00:10:31.500 --> 00:10:33.375 you know, whatever this turns out to be. 172 00:10:33.458 --> 00:10:37.875 The president is famously late, and you've had a long flight, so… 173 00:10:38.541 --> 00:10:39.958 [both sigh] 174 00:10:40.625 --> 00:10:44.250 -[sighs] Michigan State Spartans. -[Kate] Mmm. 175 00:10:48.916 --> 00:10:52.583 -Is that the Oval Office? -Yeah, that's the Oval Office, yeah. 176 00:10:53.458 --> 00:10:55.541 It's a lot smaller than in the photographs. 177 00:10:55.625 --> 00:10:57.625 [Oglethorpe] The president should be here shortly. 178 00:10:57.708 --> 00:10:58.875 She's already been briefed. 179 00:10:58.958 --> 00:11:00.458 Correct, Scott? 180 00:11:02.041 --> 00:11:03.166 [Scott] That is correct. 181 00:11:03.250 --> 00:11:05.750 Are we really about to tell the president of the United States 182 00:11:05.833 --> 00:11:07.583 that we have just over six months 183 00:11:07.666 --> 00:11:12.166 until humankind, basically every species, is completely extinct? 184 00:11:12.250 --> 00:11:16.291 [breath trembling] Yeah. That's exactly what we're about to do. Yeah. 185 00:11:18.541 --> 00:11:19.583 [grunts] 186 00:11:20.208 --> 00:11:21.208 [gags] 187 00:11:21.916 --> 00:11:23.916 [Mindy] Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. 188 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:27.000 [upbeat instrumental music playing] 189 00:12:13.541 --> 00:12:15.416 [woman 1] Yes, I said law enforcement. 190 00:12:15.500 --> 00:12:18.708 But I didn't want… I mean, you told me that he was clean. 191 00:12:19.708 --> 00:12:20.833 [indistinct chatter] 192 00:12:20.916 --> 00:12:24.166 -Hello, Madam President. Dr. Oglethorpe. -[guard] Step back, please. 193 00:12:24.250 --> 00:12:25.666 [Oglethorpe] Hello. 194 00:12:25.750 --> 00:12:30.208 Madam President, I'm Dr. Oglethorpe. I believe Jocelyn briefed you to… 195 00:12:30.291 --> 00:12:32.833 -Hey, Jason. -[Jason] Yeah? What up, yo? 196 00:12:32.916 --> 00:12:35.166 Come on, man. What the hell? This is real world. 197 00:12:35.250 --> 00:12:36.875 Yeah. I know. We need five minutes. 198 00:12:36.958 --> 00:12:40.625 We have a problem with our Supreme Court nominee. Five minutes. Thank you. 199 00:12:41.666 --> 00:12:43.541 [door opens and closes] 200 00:12:43.625 --> 00:12:45.583 [laughter in distance] 201 00:12:46.458 --> 00:12:47.833 [indistinct chatter] 202 00:12:53.333 --> 00:12:57.541 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 203 00:12:57.625 --> 00:13:01.958 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 204 00:13:02.041 --> 00:13:06.541 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Patty… ♪ 205 00:13:08.500 --> 00:13:11.750 [woman 2] Just take a message, and then, stuff like this happens, 206 00:13:11.833 --> 00:13:13.500 and I don't know what's going on. 207 00:13:14.833 --> 00:13:17.541 I don't understand how many more times I need to tell you… 208 00:13:17.625 --> 00:13:21.500 Well, there's a bunch of stuff about their nominee not being qualified, 209 00:13:22.791 --> 00:13:25.875 but I don't see any articles about our thing. 210 00:13:25.958 --> 00:13:28.291 Social media is just going on and on 211 00:13:28.375 --> 00:13:32.250 about that singer Riley Bina and DJ Chello breaking up. 212 00:13:33.458 --> 00:13:35.166 That's just too bad. 213 00:13:36.083 --> 00:13:37.291 They seem like sweet kids. 214 00:13:37.375 --> 00:13:39.541 Hmm. I don't… I don't know them. 215 00:13:41.708 --> 00:13:42.583 Which is… 216 00:13:42.666 --> 00:13:44.375 -It's a shame though. -Yeah. 217 00:13:44.458 --> 00:13:46.625 -Do you know them, Kate? -Yes. 218 00:13:46.708 --> 00:13:49.416 -But I don't really give a shit right now. -Oh. 219 00:13:49.500 --> 00:13:51.125 [footsteps approaching] 220 00:13:51.208 --> 00:13:53.208 They charge an arm and a leg for this stuff. 221 00:13:53.291 --> 00:13:55.041 -Ten apiece ought to do it. -[Mindy] Oh. 222 00:13:55.125 --> 00:13:56.625 -[Scott] Grab a water. -Thank you. 223 00:13:56.708 --> 00:13:57.916 I've got Kate as well. 224 00:13:58.000 --> 00:13:59.250 -Perfect. -[Kate] Thank you. 225 00:13:59.333 --> 00:14:01.000 -Here's a 20. -[Scott] Oh. 226 00:14:03.416 --> 00:14:05.333 -You got change? -No. 227 00:14:08.375 --> 00:14:11.208 -I mean, I could ask the Marine. -Yeah… [mumbles] 228 00:14:12.916 --> 00:14:14.625 Uh, it's a Xanax. 229 00:14:14.708 --> 00:14:17.750 -I only take a quarter. Otherwise I get… -[Oglethorpe] Ah… 230 00:14:17.833 --> 00:14:19.958 -Kate. -Thank you. 231 00:14:20.708 --> 00:14:23.083 You know, you should be careful with that much. 232 00:14:28.958 --> 00:14:31.958 -[crickets chirping] -[clock ticking] 233 00:14:32.791 --> 00:14:33.958 [cell phone vibrating] 234 00:14:34.041 --> 00:14:36.708 ♪This eagle's place is in the sky ♪ 235 00:14:36.791 --> 00:14:38.166 [sighing] 236 00:14:42.333 --> 00:14:43.208 Oh! 237 00:14:43.958 --> 00:14:46.958 I'm very sorry. I have to be in Okinawa by two o'clock tomorrow. 238 00:14:47.041 --> 00:14:49.375 -[Mindy] What? -What? Are you serious? 239 00:14:49.458 --> 00:14:52.166 -This is very important. -I have to go quell the natives. 240 00:14:52.250 --> 00:14:53.875 Tell your daughter I said hello. 241 00:14:54.416 --> 00:14:58.333 Isn't it important that he was in the room with us? I mean, what… 242 00:14:58.416 --> 00:15:00.416 [upbeat jazz music playing] 243 00:15:05.500 --> 00:15:06.833 Where do I pay for these? 244 00:15:06.916 --> 00:15:07.958 It's free. 245 00:15:10.666 --> 00:15:11.791 Really? 246 00:15:11.875 --> 00:15:13.375 Yes, it's the White House. 247 00:15:19.708 --> 00:15:21.916 The snacks are free. 248 00:15:22.708 --> 00:15:23.583 What? 249 00:15:24.208 --> 00:15:25.291 The general. 250 00:15:25.375 --> 00:15:28.166 He charged us for the snacks, but they're free. 251 00:15:28.250 --> 00:15:29.416 Oh, gosh. 252 00:15:29.500 --> 00:15:31.541 [Kate] Why on earth would he do that? 253 00:15:32.125 --> 00:15:35.291 Hey, peeps, uh, it's not looking like it's gonna happen tonight, 254 00:15:35.375 --> 00:15:37.291 and I feel horrible. 255 00:15:37.375 --> 00:15:39.291 We're gonna put you up in a hotel somewhere. 256 00:15:39.375 --> 00:15:41.541 Excuse me, does the president know why we're here? 257 00:15:41.625 --> 00:15:43.916 [Kate] You gotta be fucking kidding me. 258 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:46.166 [Mindy] They must not know why we're here, right? 259 00:15:46.250 --> 00:15:47.875 They know. Uh, but you heard 'em. 260 00:15:47.958 --> 00:15:50.291 -Do they even realize… -[Oglethorpe] Be ready for tomorrow. 261 00:15:50.375 --> 00:15:51.708 …how long it took for us to get… 262 00:15:51.791 --> 00:15:53.791 [suspenseful music playing] 263 00:15:55.166 --> 00:15:57.708 [Kate] And then they made us wait for over seven hours, 264 00:15:57.791 --> 00:15:59.916 but they never called us in. I couldn't believe it. 265 00:16:00.000 --> 00:16:03.500 Of course they didn't call you in. Kate, have you watched any news today? 266 00:16:03.583 --> 00:16:06.958 No, I've been pretty wrapped up in our… project. 267 00:16:07.041 --> 00:16:08.500 Turn on your TV right now. 268 00:16:08.583 --> 00:16:11.250 President Orlean is in the middle of an all-time shit storm. 269 00:16:11.875 --> 00:16:15.166 [reporter] Sheriff Wade Conlon was already a controversial nominee, 270 00:16:15.250 --> 00:16:19.958 with no law degree and a record of "shoot first and ask questions later." 271 00:16:20.041 --> 00:16:21.125 You watching? 272 00:16:21.208 --> 00:16:23.250 With his background as a nude life model… 273 00:16:23.333 --> 00:16:25.750 Yeah, I'm watching it right now. 274 00:16:25.833 --> 00:16:28.250 …the White House is in full crisis mode. 275 00:16:28.333 --> 00:16:29.500 And, get this. 276 00:16:29.583 --> 00:16:32.750 I found five former students 277 00:16:32.833 --> 00:16:37.666 who are willing to go on record that Conlon got noticeably aroused 278 00:16:37.750 --> 00:16:39.375 when he posed for their drawing class. 279 00:16:39.458 --> 00:16:40.916 I have no shame in what I did. 280 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:43.916 Now, should I say "noticeably aroused"? 281 00:16:44.666 --> 00:16:47.916 Or "engorged"? Because I don't want this to read like clickbait. 282 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:49.708 You know, this is a real article. 283 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:54.291 I just… Kate, can I get something from you, please? 284 00:16:55.083 --> 00:16:56.250 [clears throat] Sorry. 285 00:16:57.083 --> 00:17:00.083 -Out of sorts tonight. -Can we have this conversation? 286 00:17:00.166 --> 00:17:02.083 I feel like we're skirting around this. 287 00:17:02.166 --> 00:17:05.000 Do you have an issue with my mom? Is that what this is all about? 288 00:17:05.083 --> 00:17:06.000 [music playing on TV] 289 00:17:06.083 --> 00:17:07.791 [woman] You can't tell me what's going on? 290 00:17:07.875 --> 00:17:10.458 It's just the protocol. Please, don't worry. 291 00:17:10.541 --> 00:17:15.208 Oh, Marshall got a 172 on his LSATs and we're celebrating. 292 00:17:15.291 --> 00:17:18.666 Way to go, Marshall. I'm proud of you, buddy. 293 00:17:18.750 --> 00:17:21.083 -Whoo! Thank you, Dad. Miss you. -[chuckles] 294 00:17:21.166 --> 00:17:24.708 Hey, how's Evan feeling? Are the new meds working out? 295 00:17:24.791 --> 00:17:26.666 -I'm a solid four. -[Mrs. Mindy] Ooh! 296 00:17:26.750 --> 00:17:28.083 He's a solid four. 297 00:17:28.166 --> 00:17:30.750 Well, that's better than last month, right? 298 00:17:30.833 --> 00:17:34.083 You know, just remember to speak up in the meeting tomorrow. Okay? 299 00:17:34.166 --> 00:17:35.750 -Yeah. I will. -You get so quiet. 300 00:17:35.833 --> 00:17:38.416 When it's time to take credit, you kind of… 301 00:17:38.500 --> 00:17:43.000 She asked you if you were a lesbian. She did not say that you were a lesbian. 302 00:17:43.083 --> 00:17:44.916 -It was a question. -Hey, look, I'm… 303 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:48.208 Can I sit down with your mom to have lunch in, like, seven months? 304 00:17:48.291 --> 00:17:52.583 Seven… That's weirdly specific and distant. 305 00:17:53.083 --> 00:17:54.625 What is… This is my mom. 306 00:17:54.708 --> 00:17:57.416 [upbeat tense music playing] 307 00:18:00.208 --> 00:18:02.541 [Orlean] So… Oh! 308 00:18:02.625 --> 00:18:06.041 I heard there's an asteroid or a comet or something 309 00:18:06.125 --> 00:18:07.958 that you don't like the looks of. 310 00:18:08.791 --> 00:18:12.416 [sighs] Tell me about it and then tell me why you're telling me about it. 311 00:18:12.500 --> 00:18:14.208 You got 20 minutes. 312 00:18:14.291 --> 00:18:16.208 -Twenty minutes? -That's you, Doc. 313 00:18:16.291 --> 00:18:18.375 [softly] Go. Now. Go. 314 00:18:18.458 --> 00:18:20.000 Uh… [clears throat] 315 00:18:20.083 --> 00:18:22.125 Madam President. [breathing heavily] 316 00:18:22.208 --> 00:18:23.666 [clears throat] Uh… 317 00:18:23.750 --> 00:18:27.125 Approximately 36 hours ago, 318 00:18:27.208 --> 00:18:31.791 uh, PhD candidate Kate Dibiasky here discovered 319 00:18:32.458 --> 00:18:34.000 a very large comet. 320 00:18:34.083 --> 00:18:34.916 Oh. 321 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:36.791 -[Mindy] Yeah. -Good for you. 322 00:18:36.875 --> 00:18:39.541 A comet between five to ten kilometers across, 323 00:18:39.625 --> 00:18:41.875 that we estimate came from the, uh… 324 00:18:41.958 --> 00:18:44.250 from the… from the Oort cloud. 325 00:18:44.333 --> 00:18:45.208 [Orlean] Wow. 326 00:18:45.291 --> 00:18:47.791 Which is the outermost part of the solar system. 327 00:18:48.416 --> 00:18:49.458 And, um… 328 00:18:50.708 --> 00:18:53.416 And using Gauss's method of orbital determination 329 00:18:53.500 --> 00:18:58.625 and the average astrometric uncertainty of 0.04 arcseconds, we then asked-- 330 00:18:58.708 --> 00:19:03.000 -[chuckling] Whoa! What the hell is… What? -I'm so bored. Just tell us what it is. 331 00:19:03.083 --> 00:19:05.291 -What? Stop what? -[Jason] Seriously, stop. 332 00:19:05.375 --> 00:19:08.416 What Dr. Mindy is trying to say is there's a comet headed towards Earth, 333 00:19:08.500 --> 00:19:10.708 and according to NASA's computers, 334 00:19:10.791 --> 00:19:12.916 that object is gonna hit the Pacific Ocean 335 00:19:13.000 --> 00:19:15.166 at 62 miles due west off the coast of Chile. 336 00:19:15.250 --> 00:19:17.166 Then what happens? Like, a tidal wave? 337 00:19:17.250 --> 00:19:20.666 No. It will be far more catastrophic. 338 00:19:20.750 --> 00:19:25.250 There'll be mile-high tsunamis fanning out all across the globe. 339 00:19:26.291 --> 00:19:32.333 If this comet makes impact, it will have the power of a billion Hiroshima bombs. 340 00:19:32.958 --> 00:19:36.375 [exhales sharply] There'll be magnitude 10 or 11 earthquakes-- 341 00:19:36.458 --> 00:19:39.375 You're breathing weird. It's, uh, making me uncomfortable. 342 00:19:39.458 --> 00:19:42.000 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to articulate the science. 343 00:19:42.083 --> 00:19:45.125 I know. But it's so stressful. I'm trying to, like, listen-- 344 00:19:45.208 --> 00:19:47.916 [Mindy] I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. 345 00:19:48.000 --> 00:19:49.875 I'm trying to articulate it the best I can-- 346 00:19:49.958 --> 00:19:54.791 Madam President, this comet is what we call a planet-killer. 347 00:19:54.875 --> 00:19:56.333 [Mindy] That is correct. 348 00:19:58.791 --> 00:19:59.875 Mmm-hmm. 349 00:20:00.791 --> 00:20:02.333 So how certain is this? 350 00:20:02.416 --> 00:20:05.541 There's 100% certainty of impact. 351 00:20:05.625 --> 00:20:07.666 Please, don't say 100%. 352 00:20:07.750 --> 00:20:10.333 Can we just call it a potentially significant event? 353 00:20:10.416 --> 00:20:11.458 -[Orlean] Yeah. -Yes. 354 00:20:11.541 --> 00:20:14.250 But it isn't potentially going to happen. 355 00:20:14.791 --> 00:20:16.500 It is going to happen. 356 00:20:16.583 --> 00:20:20.083 Exactly. 99.78% to be exact. 357 00:20:20.166 --> 00:20:22.291 Oh, great. Okay, so it's not 100%. 358 00:20:22.375 --> 00:20:25.250 Well, scientists never like to say 100%. 359 00:20:25.333 --> 00:20:27.791 Call it 70% and let's just move on. 360 00:20:27.875 --> 00:20:29.541 But it's not even close to 70%. 361 00:20:29.625 --> 00:20:31.958 You cannot go around saying to people 362 00:20:32.041 --> 00:20:34.791 that there's 100% chance that they're gonna die. 363 00:20:34.875 --> 00:20:37.791 [chuckling] You know? It's just nuts. 364 00:20:37.875 --> 00:20:40.458 We should get some of our scientists on this, you know. 365 00:20:40.541 --> 00:20:44.250 No offense, but you're just two people that walked in here with-- 366 00:20:44.333 --> 00:20:45.541 Dr. Oglethorpe. 367 00:20:45.625 --> 00:20:47.166 Dr. Ov… Ogilvy. Yeah. 368 00:20:47.250 --> 00:20:50.791 I've been head of planetary defense at NASA for 15 years. 369 00:20:50.875 --> 00:20:55.333 And Dr. Mindy is a tenured professor of astronomy at Michigan State, 370 00:20:55.416 --> 00:20:58.375 where Miss Dibiasky is a doctoral candidate. 371 00:20:58.458 --> 00:21:01.083 -[Orlean] Good. -I'm sorry. Did you say Michigan State? 372 00:21:01.166 --> 00:21:03.750 Exactly. They have an excellent astronomy department. 373 00:21:03.833 --> 00:21:05.250 -[Mindy] Yes. -Come on, bro. 374 00:21:05.333 --> 00:21:07.625 You kidding? You wanna see my fucking SAT scores? 375 00:21:07.708 --> 00:21:09.708 Okay, let's bottom line this. 376 00:21:09.791 --> 00:21:11.666 What is this gonna cost me? 377 00:21:11.750 --> 00:21:13.875 You know, what's the ask here? 378 00:21:13.958 --> 00:21:17.041 There are government plans in place. 379 00:21:17.125 --> 00:21:19.541 Um, actions we can take through NASA. 380 00:21:19.625 --> 00:21:22.583 -[Mindy breathing heavily] -Drones that can be outfitted with nukes 381 00:21:22.666 --> 00:21:27.083 to deflect and hopefully change the orbit of this comet. 382 00:21:27.166 --> 00:21:28.916 We must act now. 383 00:21:29.000 --> 00:21:31.583 [Orlean] Oh, hey. All right, all right, all right. 384 00:21:31.666 --> 00:21:34.000 -When are the midterms? Three weeks. -Three weeks. 385 00:21:34.083 --> 00:21:36.791 So, if this breaks before then, we lose Congress. 386 00:21:36.875 --> 00:21:38.833 Then there's nothing we can do about it. 387 00:21:38.916 --> 00:21:39.833 It'll be gridlocked. 388 00:21:39.916 --> 00:21:43.916 -The timing is just… It's atrocious. -[drawer opens and closes] 389 00:21:45.000 --> 00:21:51.125 Okay, at this very moment, I say we sit tight and assess. 390 00:21:51.208 --> 00:21:52.458 [Jason] Sit tight and assess. 391 00:21:52.541 --> 00:21:55.625 [Orlean] Let's get some other people on this. Some Ivy Leaguers. 392 00:21:55.708 --> 00:21:58.458 And you and I will review the NASA plans. 393 00:21:58.541 --> 00:22:00.291 -Okay? -I'd greatly appreciate that. 394 00:22:00.375 --> 00:22:03.583 Am I to understand correctly that, 395 00:22:03.666 --> 00:22:07.333 after all of the information you've received today, 396 00:22:08.041 --> 00:22:12.291 the decision you're making is to "sit tight and assess"? 397 00:22:12.375 --> 00:22:15.625 -I'm sorry, who is she? -Who the fuck are you? Aren't you her son? 398 00:22:15.708 --> 00:22:18.416 I'm the fucking Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo. 399 00:22:18.500 --> 00:22:19.791 So I'm doing fine. 400 00:22:19.875 --> 00:22:22.541 [whispers] We gotta get out of here. This place is a freak show. 401 00:22:22.625 --> 00:22:25.208 [Mindy] I think what Miss Dibiasky is trying to say 402 00:22:25.291 --> 00:22:30.375 is that the idea of sitting tight is an extremely, extremely dangerous-- 403 00:22:30.458 --> 00:22:32.125 Oh, oh! [laughing] 404 00:22:32.208 --> 00:22:33.416 [sighs] 405 00:22:33.500 --> 00:22:36.750 Thank you. One good thing happened today. [chuckles] 406 00:22:36.833 --> 00:22:38.916 Okay, funny story. [clears throat] 407 00:22:39.000 --> 00:22:40.666 When I was running for president, 408 00:22:40.750 --> 00:22:43.958 I had to sneak cigarettes for the whole first month of the campaign 409 00:22:44.041 --> 00:22:46.291 because, you know, photographs of me smoking 410 00:22:46.375 --> 00:22:48.333 went for, what, a hundred grand a pop? 411 00:22:48.416 --> 00:22:49.500 [chuckles] 412 00:22:49.583 --> 00:22:52.541 So, I'm always hiding, but, you know, I just got sick of it. 413 00:22:53.166 --> 00:22:56.208 And I just said, "You know what, I'm gonna smoke whenever I want to." 414 00:22:56.291 --> 00:22:58.416 [chuckles] Mmm… 415 00:23:00.666 --> 00:23:01.791 Guess what happened? 416 00:23:02.666 --> 00:23:06.500 -I went up three points in the polls. -[Jason] They loved that she kept it real. 417 00:23:06.583 --> 00:23:08.458 They love watching a smokeshow smoke. 418 00:23:08.541 --> 00:23:11.583 I can't think of another president that I'd ever wanna see in Playboy. 419 00:23:11.666 --> 00:23:15.000 Do you know how many, uh, "the world is ending" meetings 420 00:23:15.083 --> 00:23:16.708 that we've had over the years? 421 00:23:16.791 --> 00:23:20.833 Economic collapse, loose nukes, car exhaust killing the atmosphere. 422 00:23:20.916 --> 00:23:23.666 -Rogue AI. -Drought, famine, plague… 423 00:23:23.750 --> 00:23:24.958 -Uh… -[Orlean] Everything. 424 00:23:25.041 --> 00:23:28.833 [chuckles] Alien invasion, population growth, hole in the ozone-- 425 00:23:28.916 --> 00:23:29.916 Jason, hey. 426 00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:32.166 -Read the room for once in your life. -Sorry, Mom. 427 00:23:32.750 --> 00:23:35.000 Point is, I have a job to do. 428 00:23:35.083 --> 00:23:37.833 You do understand that this is an apocalyptic event. 429 00:23:37.916 --> 00:23:43.250 This is a large celestial body heading towards our planet at speeds-- 430 00:23:43.333 --> 00:23:45.333 Dr. Mindy, I hear you. 431 00:23:46.458 --> 00:23:47.625 I hear you. 432 00:23:48.625 --> 00:23:51.208 -You should be proud. -[breathes deeply] Thank you. 433 00:23:51.291 --> 00:23:54.666 I'm taking it very seriously. I'm taking it straight in the heart. 434 00:23:54.750 --> 00:23:57.875 I'm so glad to hear that. You have no idea. 435 00:23:57.958 --> 00:24:03.000 Hey, gang, obviously everything we talked about in here, super classified, right? 436 00:24:03.083 --> 00:24:04.500 -[Oglethorpe] Yeah. -Cool. 437 00:24:04.583 --> 00:24:05.750 Thanks for dressing up. 438 00:24:11.958 --> 00:24:14.291 [upbeat tense music playing] 439 00:24:14.375 --> 00:24:17.041 [Mindy] You're saying we're just gonna leak it to the press? 440 00:24:17.125 --> 00:24:19.625 -Isn't that illegal? -Hell yeah, we're going to leak it. 441 00:24:19.708 --> 00:24:22.333 In case you didn't notice, the White House just blew us off. 442 00:24:22.416 --> 00:24:24.375 My boyfriend, Phillip, says he knows a reporter 443 00:24:24.458 --> 00:24:26.458 from the New York Herald who will talk to us. 444 00:24:26.541 --> 00:24:29.250 -Adul Grelio. -Good. He's a heavy hitter. 445 00:24:29.333 --> 00:24:32.541 And I'll reach out to more of the scientific community on the down-low. 446 00:24:33.875 --> 00:24:38.416 -I just feel like this isn't what I do. -You're just telling a story. 447 00:24:38.500 --> 00:24:39.750 Keep it simple. 448 00:24:40.458 --> 00:24:41.583 No math. 449 00:24:42.791 --> 00:24:44.166 But it's all math. 450 00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:47.875 [music continues playing] 451 00:24:51.166 --> 00:24:53.458 [uplifting electronic music playing] 452 00:24:56.583 --> 00:24:59.333 [male voice on video] It all started with a connection. 453 00:24:59.416 --> 00:25:03.041 A simple gesture that created so much. 454 00:25:03.875 --> 00:25:05.000 So many choices. 455 00:25:06.208 --> 00:25:08.541 Sometimes, it can even feel like too much. 456 00:25:09.375 --> 00:25:10.875 Until now. 457 00:25:10.958 --> 00:25:13.291 Introducing BASH LiiF. 458 00:25:14.083 --> 00:25:16.791 Life, without the stress of living. 459 00:25:16.875 --> 00:25:18.500 [cheers and applause] 460 00:25:18.583 --> 00:25:21.416 [woman on PA] Before we introduce the founder and CEO of BASH, 461 00:25:21.500 --> 00:25:23.791 please remember to avoid direct eye contact, 462 00:25:23.875 --> 00:25:27.458 sudden movements, coughing or negative facial expressions. 463 00:25:27.541 --> 00:25:30.916 And now, please welcome Sir Peter Isherwell. 464 00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:32.625 [cheers and applause] 465 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:35.791 [man 1] We love you, Peter! 466 00:25:39.916 --> 00:25:42.916 [audience cheering loudly] 467 00:25:46.083 --> 00:25:48.125 [man 2] We love you, Peter! 468 00:25:48.208 --> 00:25:49.375 Hello, everyone. 469 00:25:49.458 --> 00:25:51.833 All of my life's work, 470 00:25:52.458 --> 00:25:57.416 really, I see has been driven by an inexpressible need for a friend 471 00:25:58.000 --> 00:26:00.416 who would understand and soothe me. 472 00:26:00.500 --> 00:26:05.791 And you know, now all those years of work have come to fruition with BASH LiiF, 473 00:26:05.875 --> 00:26:10.375 our new BASH 14.3, uh, phone 474 00:26:10.458 --> 00:26:14.750 is fully integrated into your every feeling and desire 475 00:26:14.833 --> 00:26:17.333 without you needing to say one single word. 476 00:26:17.416 --> 00:26:18.291 If I feel… 477 00:26:19.000 --> 00:26:20.291 -Sad. -[boy] Afraid. 478 00:26:20.375 --> 00:26:21.458 Or alone. 479 00:26:21.541 --> 00:26:25.750 The BASH 14.3 phone, when set to the life setting, 480 00:26:25.833 --> 00:26:28.958 instantly senses my mood through blood pressure… 481 00:26:29.041 --> 00:26:31.541 -Uh, heartbeats and-- -[phone chimes] 482 00:26:31.625 --> 00:26:34.000 [automated voice] Your vitals show that you are sad. 483 00:26:34.083 --> 00:26:35.833 This will cheer you up, Peter. 484 00:26:35.916 --> 00:26:40.583 [girl] ♪ You are my best friend You are my best friend ♪ 485 00:26:40.666 --> 00:26:43.541 [singing indistinctly] ♪ You make me happy… ♪ 486 00:26:43.625 --> 00:26:46.416 [Peter laughing] Oh, that's wonderful. 487 00:26:46.500 --> 00:26:48.666 That video. Um… 488 00:26:48.750 --> 00:26:52.083 It also, seriously, uh, schedules 489 00:26:52.166 --> 00:26:55.375 a therapy session with a nearby professional, 490 00:26:55.458 --> 00:27:00.208 so we can make sure that these sad feelings never ever ever return. 491 00:27:00.291 --> 00:27:02.958 -May I say something, Mr. Isherwell? -[Peter] No. 492 00:27:03.041 --> 00:27:07.541 And to support, uh, BASH LiiF, uh, I wanna officially announce… 493 00:27:07.625 --> 00:27:10.041 Oh, give me the phones. They're not yours. 494 00:27:12.916 --> 00:27:15.125 -[softly] Say bye. -Bye, Mr. Isherwell. 495 00:27:15.208 --> 00:27:16.458 Bye, Peter. 496 00:27:16.541 --> 00:27:18.458 Um, I love you, Peter. 497 00:27:18.541 --> 00:27:21.333 Are you sure the video of the puppy on the rooster 498 00:27:21.416 --> 00:27:25.416 is optimizing our prepubescent sense memory consumer sector? 499 00:27:25.500 --> 00:27:27.166 I find the bird quite threatening. 500 00:27:27.250 --> 00:27:30.291 We will cross-check the data on that, for sure. 501 00:27:30.375 --> 00:27:32.958 Mr. Isherwell, Paul Debent wanted me to give this to you. 502 00:27:33.041 --> 00:27:35.791 He got it from an astronomer friend of his in Mexico. 503 00:27:38.166 --> 00:27:39.000 Oh, my. 504 00:27:40.375 --> 00:27:43.000 What other confirmation do we have on this, Adul? 505 00:27:43.083 --> 00:27:46.416 [Adul] I've spoken to Dr. Oglethorpe in DC and he confirmed it and all the math. 506 00:27:46.500 --> 00:27:48.500 Then I showed it to Dr. Franks at Columbia, 507 00:27:48.583 --> 00:27:50.833 and he almost fell out of his chair. 508 00:27:50.916 --> 00:27:54.875 So, look, I have to admit. I was very skeptical at first, 509 00:27:54.958 --> 00:27:56.583 but this is all quite credible. 510 00:27:56.666 --> 00:27:58.916 The calculations are credible. 511 00:27:59.416 --> 00:28:00.250 Jesus. 512 00:28:00.750 --> 00:28:02.750 And the president really said to sit tight? 513 00:28:02.833 --> 00:28:05.583 -[Mindy] Yes. That's correct. -"Sit tight and assess." 514 00:28:05.666 --> 00:28:07.708 She's probably worried about the midterms. 515 00:28:07.791 --> 00:28:09.375 We need to move fast. 516 00:28:09.458 --> 00:28:11.333 The feds will claim breach of security, 517 00:28:11.416 --> 00:28:13.375 so make sure these two get a pro bono attorney. 518 00:28:13.458 --> 00:28:16.458 -[woman 1] You can use my attorney. -You can certainly afford it now. 519 00:28:16.541 --> 00:28:17.833 We're gonna hire a lawyer? 520 00:28:17.916 --> 00:28:20.166 -[woman 1] That wasn't necessary. -[woman 2] It was. 521 00:28:20.250 --> 00:28:21.791 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. 522 00:28:21.875 --> 00:28:23.166 That was not called for. 523 00:28:23.250 --> 00:28:25.083 [Mindy] I just have a question here. 524 00:28:25.166 --> 00:28:27.625 How is it criminal if we just tell people, 525 00:28:27.708 --> 00:28:31.000 like the public, you know, what we saw, and tell them the truth? 526 00:28:31.083 --> 00:28:34.166 Make sure this one gets media training before he hits the shows. 527 00:28:34.250 --> 00:28:35.875 He seems a step slow. 528 00:28:35.958 --> 00:28:38.083 What does that mean, I need media training? 529 00:28:39.041 --> 00:28:41.791 They want us on a show called The Daily Rip 530 00:28:41.875 --> 00:28:44.500 first thing in the morning before the article comes out. 531 00:28:44.583 --> 00:28:46.416 You guys know what The Daily Rip is? 532 00:28:46.500 --> 00:28:49.000 It's like the best show. Everyone wants to be on it. 533 00:28:49.083 --> 00:28:50.916 Brie and Jack have legendary chemistry. 534 00:28:51.000 --> 00:28:52.250 They asked me to go on once. 535 00:28:52.333 --> 00:28:54.500 I was so excited I couldn't sleep for two nights, 536 00:28:54.583 --> 00:28:55.916 but then they cut me for time. 537 00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:57.750 Still hurts me to think about that. 538 00:28:57.833 --> 00:29:01.583 I know what show you're talking about. My wife loves that show. 539 00:29:01.666 --> 00:29:04.458 Okay, can you just tell me what this is all about? Okay? 540 00:29:04.541 --> 00:29:07.916 'Cause you haven't read my article on Conlon getting hard in the art class. 541 00:29:08.000 --> 00:29:10.791 Now Adul Grelio has come down from his mountaintop for your thing. 542 00:29:10.875 --> 00:29:13.625 You won't even give me a lousy pronoun? Come on. 543 00:29:13.708 --> 00:29:16.708 A comet, bigger than the asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs, 544 00:29:16.791 --> 00:29:18.166 is headed directly at Earth. 545 00:29:18.250 --> 00:29:20.541 If it isn't deflected, the entire planet dies. 546 00:29:21.083 --> 00:29:22.625 Wait, what did you just say? 547 00:29:22.708 --> 00:29:24.000 It's for a video game. 548 00:29:27.458 --> 00:29:28.791 Are you being serious? 549 00:29:29.541 --> 00:29:30.541 Yes. 550 00:29:32.791 --> 00:29:34.083 Oh, my God. 551 00:29:34.166 --> 00:29:36.833 -[pleasant piano music playing] -[inaudible dialogue] 552 00:29:41.083 --> 00:29:43.083 [gasping] 553 00:29:44.333 --> 00:29:47.041 Oh, my God! What the fuck, man? 554 00:29:47.125 --> 00:29:49.916 I love you too. All right. Yeah. 555 00:29:50.541 --> 00:29:52.958 Hey, guys, we gotta keep walking, all right? 556 00:29:53.041 --> 00:29:54.208 Come on. 557 00:29:54.291 --> 00:29:56.166 [pensive music playing] 558 00:30:30.791 --> 00:30:33.458 -You must be Dr. Mindy and Miss Dibiasky? -Yes. 559 00:30:33.541 --> 00:30:35.833 Jack and Brie are so excited to have you on the show. 560 00:30:35.916 --> 00:30:37.750 Really? They know who we are? 561 00:30:37.833 --> 00:30:40.166 White House is denying they even met with them. 562 00:30:40.250 --> 00:30:43.791 Well, assholes will always be assholes. 563 00:30:52.750 --> 00:30:54.625 Hi, I'm Thalia. 564 00:30:54.708 --> 00:30:57.000 The Herald sent me to help with your wardrobe. 565 00:30:58.416 --> 00:30:59.833 Oh, I'm not wearing that. 566 00:31:01.583 --> 00:31:05.416 [woman 1] Yeah, you actually have really great facial structure. 567 00:31:05.500 --> 00:31:08.333 How 'bout if we trim this beard down a little bit and-- 568 00:31:08.416 --> 00:31:09.833 I love your hair. 569 00:31:10.625 --> 00:31:11.541 Thank you. 570 00:31:12.375 --> 00:31:15.958 How are we gonna do this? I talk about the discovery and you… 571 00:31:16.666 --> 00:31:19.083 talk about how urgent it is that we take action. 572 00:31:19.166 --> 00:31:21.416 [whispers] How do we say it? I mean… 573 00:31:22.708 --> 00:31:26.125 -Shouldn't we practice it or write it out? -[woman 1] Can I get you some water? 574 00:31:26.208 --> 00:31:28.458 Yeah, water. Yeah, water would be nice. 575 00:31:29.625 --> 00:31:32.416 You are here now. You are here now. You are here now. 576 00:31:32.500 --> 00:31:37.375 [repeating] Eleven benevolent elephants. Eleven benevolent elephants. 577 00:31:38.125 --> 00:31:40.041 -Just gonna take some Xanax. -Hmm. 578 00:31:41.125 --> 00:31:42.833 [Mindy] I take it sometimes when I… 579 00:31:44.458 --> 00:31:46.625 Kate, not this time. Not this time. 580 00:31:51.416 --> 00:31:56.291 [sighs] He just needs to breathe and speak up. You know? 581 00:31:56.375 --> 00:31:57.875 He's got this. I know he does. 582 00:31:57.958 --> 00:32:00.250 [breathing heavily] 583 00:32:03.208 --> 00:32:04.458 Oh, God. Come on. 584 00:32:05.333 --> 00:32:07.125 [straining, exhales] 585 00:32:08.125 --> 00:32:08.958 [straining] 586 00:32:09.041 --> 00:32:12.208 You are here now. You are here now. You are here now. 587 00:32:12.291 --> 00:32:13.333 You're here now. 588 00:32:17.541 --> 00:32:18.458 Oh, God! 589 00:32:18.541 --> 00:32:20.375 [Jack] You gotta stop drinking the cheap shit. 590 00:32:20.458 --> 00:32:21.666 [Brie scoffs] 591 00:32:21.750 --> 00:32:23.750 -It's only two glasses. -Yeah, two and a half. 592 00:32:23.833 --> 00:32:25.541 -[man] We're 20 out. -Always running late. 593 00:32:25.625 --> 00:32:27.541 [man] Let's make sure that our eye lines, 594 00:32:27.625 --> 00:32:30.250 that we're not looking at Jack and Brie, please, all right? 595 00:32:30.333 --> 00:32:31.708 And cue the package. 596 00:32:31.791 --> 00:32:33.333 Two glasses. Here we go again. 597 00:32:33.416 --> 00:32:36.166 [theme music playing] 598 00:32:52.041 --> 00:32:54.708 -Ladies okay? -Yes. And we're live. 599 00:32:54.791 --> 00:32:58.083 Brie, I've got something for you today. Listen to this. 600 00:32:58.166 --> 00:33:01.041 President Orlean's Supreme Court nominee, Sheriff Conlon, 601 00:33:01.125 --> 00:33:06.208 has now been identified as appearing in a softcore porn cable show 602 00:33:06.291 --> 00:33:07.791 -from the early '90s… -Ridiculous. 603 00:33:07.875 --> 00:33:10.833 -…called Satin Sheet Nights. -[imperceptible] 604 00:33:10.916 --> 00:33:13.750 -This story just keeps going and going… -[Brie on TV] Oh, my gosh. 605 00:33:13.833 --> 00:33:15.125 [whispers] Is that Riley Bina? 606 00:33:15.208 --> 00:33:17.166 -[Brie] Yes, well, it's a… -[Mindy] Really? 607 00:33:17.666 --> 00:33:19.291 [Brie speaking indistinctly on TV] 608 00:33:19.375 --> 00:33:22.208 [whispers] She looks a lot smaller in person, doesn't she? 609 00:33:22.791 --> 00:33:24.750 -[Brie] Ride 'em, cowboy. -[laughing] 610 00:33:24.833 --> 00:33:25.916 [purring] 611 00:33:26.000 --> 00:33:27.333 -[Jack] Good. -[Brie] Hee-haw! 612 00:33:27.416 --> 00:33:30.083 Hey, everyone. I'm Sean from the show. 613 00:33:30.166 --> 00:33:33.875 Uh, we're gonna do… Jack and Brie are gonna do ten on the SCOTUS nominee. 614 00:33:33.958 --> 00:33:37.250 -Riley Bina, you'll come on and-- -I get to talk about my single, right? 615 00:33:37.333 --> 00:33:40.291 A portion of the profits goes to the manatee sanctuaries. 616 00:33:40.375 --> 00:33:42.375 Yes, but the, uh, breakup first. 617 00:33:42.458 --> 00:33:45.083 And then Dr. Mindy and Miss Dibiasky, 618 00:33:45.166 --> 00:33:47.583 you'll come on and talk about that planet you discovered. 619 00:33:47.666 --> 00:33:49.458 Uh… Comet. We found a comet. 620 00:33:49.541 --> 00:33:51.666 They know what we're here to talk about, right? 621 00:33:51.750 --> 00:33:54.458 Of course. Jack and Brie love doing science segments. 622 00:33:54.541 --> 00:33:56.375 Just remember, keep it light, fun. 623 00:33:56.458 --> 00:33:58.875 -Jack and Brie love having a good time. -[sighing] 624 00:33:58.958 --> 00:34:00.500 That's not promising. 625 00:34:00.583 --> 00:34:03.708 You guys discovered a comet? That's so dope. 626 00:34:03.791 --> 00:34:05.916 I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back. 627 00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:07.833 -Oh. -That's terrific. [chuckles] 628 00:34:07.916 --> 00:34:08.916 [Riley chuckles] 629 00:34:13.375 --> 00:34:17.750 We heard about your breakup too, so we just wanna say… 630 00:34:18.708 --> 00:34:20.333 We're very sorry, right? 631 00:34:20.416 --> 00:34:23.291 We're real sorry. You seem like a… great person. 632 00:34:24.083 --> 00:34:26.583 Why don't you mind your own business, you old fuck? 633 00:34:26.666 --> 00:34:27.791 [girls chuckle] 634 00:34:29.500 --> 00:34:30.500 Okay. 635 00:34:33.125 --> 00:34:35.291 Not gonna lie, but, um, my friends 636 00:34:35.375 --> 00:34:38.750 and my Vroom Vroom Army have been so amazing. 637 00:34:38.833 --> 00:34:42.500 So, I'm really grateful for that. But, yeah, I can't lie. It's been hard. 638 00:34:42.583 --> 00:34:45.291 -You're an inspiration. It's incredible. -To so many. 639 00:34:45.375 --> 00:34:47.250 You're really owning that pain. 640 00:34:47.333 --> 00:34:51.041 You know, Jack, I feel like there's some kind of conversation 641 00:34:51.125 --> 00:34:54.500 that we need to be having here. Is there any message 642 00:34:54.583 --> 00:34:58.750 that you would like to send to your, uh, ex, DJ Chello? 643 00:34:59.791 --> 00:35:01.083 You know, um… 644 00:35:01.166 --> 00:35:02.625 [Jack] If there's something-- 645 00:35:02.708 --> 00:35:04.291 -Yeah. -Right here in this camera. 646 00:35:04.375 --> 00:35:07.666 Tell him. As if that was him. You tell him exactly what you're thinking. 647 00:35:07.750 --> 00:35:09.208 Okay, um… [clears throat] 648 00:35:10.541 --> 00:35:11.500 [sighs] 649 00:35:11.583 --> 00:35:12.666 Chell. 650 00:35:13.500 --> 00:35:19.250 [sighs] I still love you, and, um, after many sleepless nights, 651 00:35:20.750 --> 00:35:21.833 three, 652 00:35:22.541 --> 00:35:23.875 I wanna take you back. 653 00:35:23.958 --> 00:35:25.708 I'm sorry. Whoa, uh… 654 00:35:25.791 --> 00:35:26.875 -Is that okay? -Yeah. 655 00:35:26.958 --> 00:35:29.875 -[Brie on TV] He cheated on you. -Oh, my God. You guys… 656 00:35:29.958 --> 00:35:31.666 Yeah. I do. 657 00:35:31.750 --> 00:35:34.000 -Diddly just exploded. -So did Vroom Vroom. 658 00:35:34.083 --> 00:35:36.250 BASH News just sent me eight push notifications. 659 00:35:36.333 --> 00:35:38.166 -About this? -Yeah, look. 660 00:35:38.250 --> 00:35:40.708 My phone just purchased DJ Chello's latest single. 661 00:35:40.791 --> 00:35:42.875 What the… It just did that without asking. 662 00:35:42.958 --> 00:35:45.791 I'm being told that we have DJ Chello live on a Mugg link. 663 00:35:45.875 --> 00:35:48.791 -What's he got to say for himself? -I love the producers here. 664 00:35:48.875 --> 00:35:50.125 Hey, baby doll. Hey. 665 00:35:50.208 --> 00:35:52.083 -Hi. Hi, baby. [crying] -[Jack] He's in tears. 666 00:35:52.166 --> 00:35:54.083 -Your kid messed up bad. -I know. 667 00:35:54.166 --> 00:35:56.666 Lady Baroque wasn't wearing any panties in the club that night. 668 00:35:56.750 --> 00:35:58.416 -It's fine. -I just got all crazy. 669 00:35:58.500 --> 00:36:00.416 I wasn't thinking straight. I made a mistake. 670 00:36:00.500 --> 00:36:02.375 But, look, it's always been you. 671 00:36:02.458 --> 00:36:04.791 Oh! I get it. It's okay. 672 00:36:04.875 --> 00:36:07.583 I hooked up with her too, last year at the Music Globes 673 00:36:07.666 --> 00:36:10.000 right before I ran off with that power forward from the Nuggets, 674 00:36:10.083 --> 00:36:12.250 and none of that matters. 675 00:36:12.333 --> 00:36:15.916 What about "Forget breakup sex. Try breakup relationship"? 676 00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:17.166 -That's good. -Come on. 677 00:36:17.250 --> 00:36:20.166 "Ten famous second chances for two-timers," guys. 678 00:36:20.250 --> 00:36:21.166 It's on a plate. 679 00:36:21.250 --> 00:36:25.125 I've been scared, but, honestly, I'm not scared anymore. 680 00:36:25.208 --> 00:36:26.041 Okay. 681 00:36:26.125 --> 00:36:28.958 My little bumblebee, will you marry me? 682 00:36:29.041 --> 00:36:31.625 -[gasps] Oh, my God. Of course. -[Jack] Oh, wow. 683 00:36:31.708 --> 00:36:33.208 -Chell, of course. -[DJ Chello] Yes! 684 00:36:33.291 --> 00:36:35.416 -Yes! -That's sick. 685 00:36:35.500 --> 00:36:36.333 [DJ Chello] Yes! 686 00:36:36.416 --> 00:36:38.791 All right, DJ Chello. 687 00:36:38.875 --> 00:36:40.875 -[cell phones vibrating] -What is happening? 688 00:36:40.958 --> 00:36:41.916 Just bought another. 689 00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:44.916 -Who are these people again? -They're like the biggest names… 690 00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:46.500 [Brie chuckles] 691 00:36:46.583 --> 00:36:49.625 Well, the fireworks have certainly gone off today. 692 00:36:49.708 --> 00:36:50.875 -They have. -What a zinger! 693 00:36:50.958 --> 00:36:52.458 [Jack] Yes, they have. 694 00:36:52.541 --> 00:36:55.250 From a wedding proposal to a little science experiment. 695 00:36:55.333 --> 00:36:57.250 I'll need a temple rub and a martini later on. 696 00:36:57.333 --> 00:37:02.041 [Brie] Our last guests today have made a pretty big discovery in space. 697 00:37:02.125 --> 00:37:04.041 Astronomer Dr. Randall Mindy 698 00:37:04.125 --> 00:37:07.208 and PhD candidate Miss Kate Dibiasky are here. 699 00:37:07.291 --> 00:37:08.333 Welcome to the show. 700 00:37:08.416 --> 00:37:11.583 Can I ask you one thing before we go any further? I have to know this. 701 00:37:11.666 --> 00:37:14.208 Is there life out there? 702 00:37:14.291 --> 00:37:17.708 -Can you tell us? Yes or no, final answer. -We don't have the data. 703 00:37:17.791 --> 00:37:19.958 But sure, in the vastness of space, why not? 704 00:37:20.041 --> 00:37:21.541 Yes, aliens are real. 705 00:37:21.625 --> 00:37:24.166 I knew I'd like this guy. Didn't I tell? You owe me 50 bucks. 706 00:37:24.250 --> 00:37:27.000 [Mindy] I'm not saying there's little green men in flying saucers-- 707 00:37:27.083 --> 00:37:30.208 -Please don't encourage him, Dr. Mindy. -That's what he's saying. 708 00:37:30.291 --> 00:37:31.708 We'll never get out of here. 709 00:37:31.791 --> 00:37:33.541 Now, Jack was having some fun here. 710 00:37:33.625 --> 00:37:35.166 -Dad looks great. -What did… 711 00:37:35.250 --> 00:37:37.583 -Doesn't he look good? -They did something with his beard. 712 00:37:37.666 --> 00:37:39.583 [Brie] With the aliens… 713 00:37:39.666 --> 00:37:41.458 [chuckling] Really… He really does. 714 00:37:41.541 --> 00:37:43.625 -[Jack] So much. -[Brie chuckles] Dr. Randall… 715 00:37:43.708 --> 00:37:47.125 You'll regret it. Now, look, Jack's just having some fun here 716 00:37:47.208 --> 00:37:48.875 with the aliens or whatever, 717 00:37:48.958 --> 00:37:53.250 but there's a New York Herald story that's just come out that talks about… 718 00:37:53.333 --> 00:37:55.375 Keep it right there. You're doing good. 719 00:37:55.458 --> 00:37:57.833 -…the two of you have made. -[Mindy] That's right, Brie. 720 00:37:57.916 --> 00:38:00.958 Kate was, um, observing supernovas… 721 00:38:01.041 --> 00:38:02.583 Yo, that's your girl? 722 00:38:02.666 --> 00:38:05.083 -Yeah. -Not bad. 723 00:38:05.166 --> 00:38:09.625 …an absolutely shocking and once-in-a-lifetime discovery. 724 00:38:09.708 --> 00:38:13.000 I had no idea that Subaru made telescopes. 725 00:38:13.083 --> 00:38:16.166 This has to be exciting. Tell us what you found, Miss Diabasky. 726 00:38:16.250 --> 00:38:20.250 Um, I was monitoring exploding stars 727 00:38:20.333 --> 00:38:26.750 to help measure the expansion of the universe and-- 728 00:38:26.833 --> 00:38:28.875 -For your PhD, right? -Yeah. 729 00:38:28.958 --> 00:38:33.125 [Kate] I saw something I didn't recognize. 730 00:38:34.541 --> 00:38:36.041 It was a comet. 731 00:38:36.125 --> 00:38:36.958 [sighs] 732 00:38:37.041 --> 00:38:38.166 [Kate] A big one. 733 00:38:40.708 --> 00:38:44.583 It's headed directly at Earth, and it really likely will hit. 734 00:38:45.916 --> 00:38:47.791 This sounds very, very exciting. 735 00:38:47.875 --> 00:38:50.458 Exploding stars, like, stars actually explode. 736 00:38:50.541 --> 00:38:51.708 Um, how big is this thing? 737 00:38:51.791 --> 00:38:54.083 Can it destroy someone's house? Is that possible? 738 00:38:54.166 --> 00:38:57.333 Well, Comet Dibiasky, which is what it will officially be named-- 739 00:38:57.416 --> 00:38:58.833 -[Jack] After her? -Yeah, after her. 740 00:38:58.916 --> 00:39:01.583 -[Brie] Congratulations. -[Jack] What an honor. Congratulations. 741 00:39:01.666 --> 00:39:04.166 It's somewhere between six and nine kilometers across. 742 00:39:04.250 --> 00:39:05.583 -So-- -It's big. 743 00:39:05.666 --> 00:39:08.875 It would damage the entire planet. 744 00:39:08.958 --> 00:39:10.583 Not just a house, you know? 745 00:39:10.666 --> 00:39:11.708 The entire planet. 746 00:39:11.791 --> 00:39:14.708 Okay, as it's damaging, will it hit this one house in particular 747 00:39:14.791 --> 00:39:17.875 that's right on the coast of New Jersey? It's my ex-wife's house. 748 00:39:17.958 --> 00:39:19.208 Can we make that happen? 749 00:39:19.291 --> 00:39:21.708 You and Shelly have a great relationship. Stop. 750 00:39:21.791 --> 00:39:23.125 You need to stop. 751 00:39:23.208 --> 00:39:26.125 I will, but in all fairness, I actually paid for the house. 752 00:39:26.208 --> 00:39:27.500 [Brie] I'm so sorry. 753 00:39:27.583 --> 00:39:30.583 I'm sorry, are we not being clear? 754 00:39:31.916 --> 00:39:33.791 We're trying to tell you 755 00:39:33.875 --> 00:39:37.291 that the entire planet is about to be destroyed. 756 00:39:37.958 --> 00:39:40.291 -[Jack] Okay, um… -[Brie] Well, it's, you know… 757 00:39:40.375 --> 00:39:43.625 It's something we do around here. We just keep the bad news light. 758 00:39:43.708 --> 00:39:45.625 Right. It helps the medicine go down. 759 00:39:45.708 --> 00:39:47.666 Speaking of medicine, tomorrow we've got-- 760 00:39:47.750 --> 00:39:51.541 Well, maybe the destruction of the entire planet 761 00:39:52.458 --> 00:39:53.833 isn't supposed to be fun. 762 00:39:54.625 --> 00:39:58.250 Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying. 763 00:39:58.333 --> 00:39:59.333 And unsettling. 764 00:39:59.416 --> 00:40:01.125 [Adul] No, please don't do that. 765 00:40:01.208 --> 00:40:03.333 -And you should stay up all night… -[Adul] Please. 766 00:40:03.416 --> 00:40:05.250 …every night crying, 767 00:40:05.333 --> 00:40:09.750 when we're all 100% for sure gonna fucking die! 768 00:40:10.500 --> 00:40:12.416 -[crying] -Hey, Kate. 769 00:40:12.500 --> 00:40:13.500 [Kate] I'm sorry. 770 00:40:14.875 --> 00:40:15.708 Hey, man. 771 00:40:16.375 --> 00:40:19.708 My brother has bipolar disorder. So if you ever need anyone to talk… 772 00:40:20.708 --> 00:40:22.583 -Uh… [inhales sharply] -Okay. 773 00:40:22.666 --> 00:40:25.583 Is she always like that? 774 00:40:26.291 --> 00:40:28.083 -I-- -[Brie] Something I said? 775 00:40:28.166 --> 00:40:30.083 -[Jack and Brie chuckle] -[Jack] Right? 776 00:40:30.166 --> 00:40:33.625 Maybe I should have given her that extra Xanax that I had. 777 00:40:33.708 --> 00:40:34.708 [Jack and Brie chuckle] 778 00:40:34.791 --> 00:40:38.208 Listen, if you don't have enough, we all have enough around here for her. 779 00:40:38.291 --> 00:40:41.166 A spoonful of Xanax makes the medicine go down, right? 780 00:40:41.250 --> 00:40:42.916 [Jack] That's right. That's good. 781 00:40:43.916 --> 00:40:47.166 -We're gonna have to get you back. -[Jack] I knew I'd like this guy. 782 00:40:47.250 --> 00:40:49.333 -Is he a plant? [laughing] -[Jack] I knew it. 783 00:40:49.416 --> 00:40:50.333 [Brie] Okay. 784 00:40:50.416 --> 00:40:52.791 Well, the handsome astronomer 785 00:40:52.875 --> 00:40:56.375 can come back anytime, but the yelling lady, not so much. 786 00:40:56.458 --> 00:40:59.416 [Jack] Not so much. Join us tomorrow when our guest will be the man 787 00:40:59.500 --> 00:41:03.083 that many say will challenge President Orlean in two years. 788 00:41:03.166 --> 00:41:05.166 Senator Jeff Lerner will be here. 789 00:41:05.250 --> 00:41:08.000 And wrongly-convicted murderer, Michelle Weems, 790 00:41:08.083 --> 00:41:12.375 talks to us about her controversial third-place finish on Celebrity Dance Off. 791 00:41:12.458 --> 00:41:15.833 -I thought she would've won. -Yes. I still think she's guilty. 792 00:41:15.916 --> 00:41:18.083 -That's The Daily Rip, guys. -[Brie] Have a great day. 793 00:41:18.666 --> 00:41:20.583 -[producer] And we're out! -The show's over? 794 00:41:20.666 --> 00:41:21.958 -I mean, didn't… -[Jack] Yeah. 795 00:41:22.041 --> 00:41:24.500 -Did what we wanted to say come across? -No, it's over. 796 00:41:24.583 --> 00:41:28.500 You were great, but I think mullet girl, she probably needs some media training. 797 00:41:29.625 --> 00:41:31.291 -Really? -Yeah, no, terrible, buddy. 798 00:41:31.375 --> 00:41:33.916 [Brie] Oh… Thanks. Thanks, Billy. 799 00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:39.500 Uh, we usually get drinks at Aundrine's after our five o'clock staff meeting. 800 00:41:39.583 --> 00:41:42.041 You know, it's fun. You should come. 801 00:41:42.125 --> 00:41:45.041 Oh, I'll have to see. Thank you for the invitation. Thank you. 802 00:41:45.583 --> 00:41:46.583 Mmm-hmm. 803 00:41:47.916 --> 00:41:49.291 Kate? Kate? 804 00:41:49.375 --> 00:41:52.250 -Hey. You were awesome. -Oh, thanks. 805 00:41:52.333 --> 00:41:54.291 Can I get a photo of you for my portfolio? 806 00:41:54.375 --> 00:41:55.666 -Yeah, sure. -Thanks. 807 00:41:55.750 --> 00:41:57.083 -[camera clicks] -Thank you. 808 00:41:57.666 --> 00:41:59.166 [woman] You can see this spike here 809 00:41:59.250 --> 00:42:01.375 is when Riley Bina asked to take DJ Chello back 810 00:42:01.458 --> 00:42:02.750 on the segment before you. 811 00:42:02.833 --> 00:42:06.041 We saw engagement across all social media platforms. 812 00:42:06.125 --> 00:42:08.916 Hmm. And what about our story? 813 00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:11.958 [woman] Randall and Kate, 814 00:42:12.041 --> 00:42:15.750 your TV appearance got some nice traffic when Miss Dibiasky cursed. 815 00:42:15.833 --> 00:42:19.041 But, unfortunately, there was an immediate backlash 816 00:42:19.125 --> 00:42:20.833 -that quickly became a meme. -[Kate gasps] 817 00:42:20.916 --> 00:42:22.208 Oh, Jesus. 818 00:42:22.875 --> 00:42:26.250 -Oh, that's terrible. -They just think I'm crazy. 819 00:42:26.333 --> 00:42:29.333 I mean, look at that. That's so unnecessary. 820 00:42:30.708 --> 00:42:33.125 -You can move on, Erin. -Yeah. 821 00:42:33.208 --> 00:42:35.916 That is just so… Is that even allowed on the Internet or… 822 00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:37.625 I think that's Photoshop, Kate. 823 00:42:37.708 --> 00:42:40.083 [Erin] The trick is to not take it personal… 824 00:42:40.166 --> 00:42:44.458 [chuckling] Dr. Mindy, on the other hand, had some very high favorables. 825 00:42:44.541 --> 00:42:49.125 Vegan*Babe wrote, "Meow! Me likey hunky Star Man." 826 00:42:49.208 --> 00:42:52.208 Uh, some accounts called him "The Bedroom Eyes Doomsday Prophet" 827 00:42:52.291 --> 00:42:55.083 or A-I-L-F, which means "astronomer I'd like to fuck." 828 00:42:55.166 --> 00:42:56.041 [people] Oh… 829 00:42:56.125 --> 00:42:58.666 I don't see what that has to do with anything, do you? 830 00:42:59.375 --> 00:43:02.500 And that's everything. 831 00:43:02.583 --> 00:43:05.666 We did not feature or push on any sites, 832 00:43:05.750 --> 00:43:09.083 and clicks overall were below basic weather and traffic stories. 833 00:43:09.166 --> 00:43:10.416 [scoffs] 834 00:43:10.500 --> 00:43:12.500 So that… That… That's it? 835 00:43:12.583 --> 00:43:14.333 -[Kate] I knew it. -That's it. 836 00:43:15.250 --> 00:43:17.833 -Thank you, Erin. -[Erin] Yeah, no problem. 837 00:43:18.500 --> 00:43:20.750 [Mindy] I don't… I don't understand. 838 00:43:20.833 --> 00:43:22.666 I don't understand. There's no response. 839 00:43:22.750 --> 00:43:27.375 There's absolutely no… Why aren't people terrified? 840 00:43:27.458 --> 00:43:29.458 What do we have to say? What do we have to do? 841 00:43:29.541 --> 00:43:32.916 There are scientists in Mexico and Spain who are currently going through the data, 842 00:43:33.000 --> 00:43:34.708 and, uh, South Korea has expressed-- 843 00:43:34.791 --> 00:43:36.500 -That's great. South Korea. -Hey. 844 00:43:36.583 --> 00:43:39.041 Let us not bullshit each other. 845 00:43:39.125 --> 00:43:42.791 The bottom line is, you guys told us the science was 100%. 846 00:43:42.875 --> 00:43:44.625 It's not. Now we look like idiots. 847 00:43:44.708 --> 00:43:47.291 -No. Who said the science is not 100%? -Excuse me? 848 00:43:47.375 --> 00:43:50.250 I wanna talk to this person. You tell me who said the science-- 849 00:43:50.333 --> 00:43:53.333 Dr. Jocelyn Calder, the head of NASA, 850 00:43:53.416 --> 00:43:56.625 just came out calling it "more near-miss hysteria." 851 00:43:56.708 --> 00:43:58.625 She's the one who told us not to say anything. 852 00:43:58.708 --> 00:44:00.083 "More near-miss hysteria." 853 00:44:00.166 --> 00:44:01.291 Is she even an astronomer? 854 00:44:01.375 --> 00:44:04.458 She's the head of NASA, but maybe she doesn't know what she's talking about. 855 00:44:04.541 --> 00:44:05.958 She's the head of NASA, but look, 856 00:44:06.041 --> 00:44:09.875 she's a "former anesthesiologist and a President Orlean super donor." 857 00:44:09.958 --> 00:44:11.583 Let's not be dramatic here. 858 00:44:11.666 --> 00:44:12.666 It's all corrupt. 859 00:44:12.750 --> 00:44:16.416 Yes, but the point is that Adul's right. There's still serious debate. 860 00:44:16.500 --> 00:44:18.708 And now the Herald has egg on its face. 861 00:44:18.791 --> 00:44:20.916 We've taken that story as far as it goes. 862 00:44:21.666 --> 00:44:25.625 Ladies, gentlemen, I wish you a very pleasant end of times. 863 00:44:25.708 --> 00:44:27.708 [Mindy] It's not a goddamn story, okay? 864 00:44:30.208 --> 00:44:32.916 We have precisely six months, ten days, 865 00:44:33.000 --> 00:44:36.250 two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, 866 00:44:36.333 --> 00:44:39.000 until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub 867 00:44:39.083 --> 00:44:41.833 tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth. 868 00:44:41.916 --> 00:44:44.833 [chuckles] When did you do those calculations? 869 00:44:45.666 --> 00:44:48.250 I put the moment of impact on a diet app. 870 00:44:48.333 --> 00:44:51.958 So, impact is when my diet ends. 871 00:44:52.041 --> 00:44:56.125 Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day. 872 00:44:56.208 --> 00:44:58.125 -I'm scared. -Hey, come on. Come on. 873 00:44:58.833 --> 00:45:01.416 Everyone should be panicking right now, okay? 874 00:45:01.500 --> 00:45:03.416 -Don't cry. Come on. -[Kate] I know. 875 00:45:03.500 --> 00:45:04.750 [cell phone chimes] 876 00:45:04.833 --> 00:45:05.833 [sighs] 877 00:45:06.833 --> 00:45:08.291 That prick! 878 00:45:08.375 --> 00:45:09.791 [upbeat tense music playing] 879 00:45:16.500 --> 00:45:17.666 [Mindy] What happened? 880 00:45:17.750 --> 00:45:20.083 Guess my boyfriend just broke up with me. 881 00:45:20.166 --> 00:45:24.500 -God, what a day. What a day… -[crying] 882 00:45:32.666 --> 00:45:35.958 You're gonna die! You're gonna die! You're… 883 00:45:36.041 --> 00:45:38.125 [slow rumbling] 884 00:45:46.291 --> 00:45:49.708 [reporter on TV] It started with a photo many thought was an armpit 885 00:45:49.791 --> 00:45:52.458 or the chin of a man with a strange beard. 886 00:45:52.541 --> 00:45:54.833 But what's emerging now is a scandal… 887 00:45:54.916 --> 00:45:57.833 President Orlean sent her Supreme Court nominee 888 00:45:57.916 --> 00:46:00.583 a cell phone picture of her private parts. 889 00:46:00.666 --> 00:46:02.708 -Holy crap! -[woman] It's clickbait material. 890 00:46:02.791 --> 00:46:05.250 Is this what you want in your country as a leader? 891 00:46:05.333 --> 00:46:07.708 Isn't she the same person who told poor people 892 00:46:07.791 --> 00:46:11.833 that if they don't wanna be poor, they should pick better lottery numbers? 893 00:46:11.916 --> 00:46:12.958 She actually said that. 894 00:46:13.041 --> 00:46:14.541 A source also confirmed to me that 895 00:46:14.625 --> 00:46:16.750 the two have been having an affair for years. 896 00:46:16.833 --> 00:46:18.416 And as recently as yesterday… 897 00:46:18.500 --> 00:46:22.583 Members of my party are currently drawing up a formal censure 898 00:46:22.666 --> 00:46:23.625 of the president, 899 00:46:24.583 --> 00:46:25.500 Janie Orlean… 900 00:46:25.583 --> 00:46:26.916 [Mindy] Oh, my God, honey. 901 00:46:27.000 --> 00:46:29.791 This guy doesn't even know what a heliocentric orbit is, 902 00:46:29.875 --> 00:46:32.625 and he's calling me a crackpot. [chuckles] 903 00:46:32.708 --> 00:46:33.708 He says that, 904 00:46:34.541 --> 00:46:38.166 "Jewish billionaires invented this comet threat 905 00:46:38.250 --> 00:46:42.125 so the government can confiscate our liberty and our guns." 906 00:46:42.208 --> 00:46:45.500 "#DontBeScared." Unbelievable. 907 00:46:46.208 --> 00:46:47.041 My God. 908 00:46:47.125 --> 00:46:49.041 You've been on that site a lot lately. 909 00:46:49.625 --> 00:46:54.833 Yeah. I mean, I… I have, like, a quarter million subscribers, honey. 910 00:46:54.916 --> 00:46:57.875 I gotta use my voice to get the truth out there, right? 911 00:46:58.833 --> 00:47:01.916 I'm, uh, going for a walk if you wanna come. 912 00:47:05.208 --> 00:47:07.750 [Mindy] It is called the scientific method… 913 00:47:07.833 --> 00:47:08.666 [doorbell rings] 914 00:47:08.750 --> 00:47:11.666 …and it is what created the computer 915 00:47:11.750 --> 00:47:16.666 that you are typing your half-witted conspiracy theories on. 916 00:47:18.125 --> 00:47:19.708 What do you think about that? 917 00:47:20.750 --> 00:47:21.958 [Mrs. Mindy] Randall? 918 00:47:22.750 --> 00:47:25.250 -Yeah, honey? -Someone's here to see you. 919 00:47:25.916 --> 00:47:28.083 Who? Oh, boy. 920 00:47:31.416 --> 00:47:32.500 Oh, my gosh. 921 00:47:33.541 --> 00:47:35.458 Oh, God, right. Okay. 922 00:47:36.541 --> 00:47:37.375 Right. 923 00:47:37.875 --> 00:47:39.166 Are you Dr. Randall Mindy? 924 00:47:39.250 --> 00:47:40.416 [Mindy] Yes, sir. I am. 925 00:47:40.500 --> 00:47:41.708 [pensive music playing] 926 00:47:41.791 --> 00:47:43.833 [woman mockingly] "We're all gonna die." 927 00:47:43.916 --> 00:47:45.708 Fuck off, please. 928 00:47:48.750 --> 00:47:51.958 FBI! Freeze! Get on your knees right now! Get on your knees! 929 00:47:52.708 --> 00:47:55.500 You're under arrest for breach of national security secrets. 930 00:47:55.583 --> 00:47:56.458 Jesus Christ! 931 00:47:56.541 --> 00:48:00.125 You could've just called me or showed up to my apartment. 932 00:48:01.208 --> 00:48:03.208 What are you, dressed up as a blind guy? 933 00:48:03.291 --> 00:48:05.583 [siren blaring] 934 00:48:05.666 --> 00:48:08.583 -[agent] Get on the ground! -Okay. Now be cool. 935 00:48:09.541 --> 00:48:12.083 I just have more skin pigmentation than you. 936 00:48:12.166 --> 00:48:15.083 'Cause your ancestors migrated to Northern Europe 937 00:48:15.166 --> 00:48:17.250 and developed lighter skin so as to not get… 938 00:48:19.500 --> 00:48:22.958 [Kate] Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, 939 00:48:23.041 --> 00:48:24.791 fuck you for putting this hood on me. 940 00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:29.541 Watch out for him. He'll charge you for free shit. 941 00:48:30.208 --> 00:48:32.583 [whispers] What's he doing here? Is he here for us? 942 00:48:33.250 --> 00:48:34.625 Gentlemen, you can come in. 943 00:48:39.208 --> 00:48:41.541 [Orlean chuckles] I think it was Winston Churchill who… 944 00:48:41.625 --> 00:48:47.500 Or maybe it was Bobby Knight who said, "The great labor of leadership 945 00:48:47.583 --> 00:48:51.083 is to lay down one's yoke of pride 946 00:48:51.833 --> 00:48:54.791 and admit that mistakes were made." 947 00:48:54.875 --> 00:48:58.041 [Jason] You were deceived, as was I, but the end result was, 948 00:48:58.125 --> 00:49:01.791 we had our scientists who went to, uh, the prestigious schools of Harvard, 949 00:49:01.875 --> 00:49:03.000 Princeton, et cetera. 950 00:49:03.500 --> 00:49:08.416 They confirmed the data. So we would like to offer you a… 951 00:49:09.916 --> 00:49:12.000 presidential apology. 952 00:49:12.083 --> 00:49:13.000 Really? 953 00:49:13.750 --> 00:49:16.625 And we are fully prepared to mobilize 954 00:49:16.708 --> 00:49:19.583 in historic fashion in order to save this planet. 955 00:49:19.666 --> 00:49:21.583 [laughing] 956 00:49:21.666 --> 00:49:23.875 [man] The best news we've heard in a long time. 957 00:49:23.958 --> 00:49:27.541 So, basically, what you're saying is 958 00:49:27.625 --> 00:49:31.458 you're about to lose the midterms 'cause you got caught 959 00:49:31.541 --> 00:49:35.625 sending pictures of your cooch to your porn-star sheriff boyfriend. 960 00:49:35.708 --> 00:49:39.625 So now it's to your advantage to act on the comet? 961 00:49:41.541 --> 00:49:42.708 Right. 962 00:49:42.791 --> 00:49:44.041 [Kate] Okay. 963 00:49:44.666 --> 00:49:46.000 [chuckling] Okay. I'm just… 964 00:49:47.791 --> 00:49:51.041 [sighs] God, I'm so relieved that you guys are doing something. 965 00:49:51.125 --> 00:49:54.708 -Hey, come on. Hey. -This has been really… 966 00:49:54.791 --> 00:49:56.958 -[crying] Really, really hard. -Come here. 967 00:49:57.041 --> 00:50:00.166 This has been really, really, really stressful on all of us. 968 00:50:00.250 --> 00:50:01.291 Yes, I will agree. 969 00:50:01.375 --> 00:50:03.583 This will take some heavy weight off all of us-- 970 00:50:03.666 --> 00:50:06.583 [laughing] Sorry, you just look so bad when you cry. 971 00:50:06.666 --> 00:50:08.458 [Orlean] Maybe, possibly. 972 00:50:08.541 --> 00:50:10.458 People are gonna ask why we didn't act earlier. 973 00:50:10.541 --> 00:50:12.958 So you're gonna have to take the hit on this one. 974 00:50:13.041 --> 00:50:16.083 Yeah, but we'll take care of you down the road, Jocelyn. 975 00:50:16.750 --> 00:50:18.375 -We will. -Of course, Janie. 976 00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:21.500 I will resign in disgrace first thing tomorrow. 977 00:50:21.583 --> 00:50:24.291 -[Orlean] Good. Yeah, good. -That's weird as hell. 978 00:50:24.375 --> 00:50:26.458 [whispers] She's an anesthesiologist. 979 00:50:26.541 --> 00:50:29.541 I'm going to make a statement, 980 00:50:29.625 --> 00:50:32.166 presidential statement to the American people. 981 00:50:32.250 --> 00:50:35.041 And we're not gonna tell the press about it ahead of time 982 00:50:35.125 --> 00:50:37.916 because that way it will have the appearance 983 00:50:38.000 --> 00:50:39.666 of a breaking emergency sort of… 984 00:50:39.750 --> 00:50:42.166 [woman on TV] Good things come to those who wait. 985 00:50:42.250 --> 00:50:44.166 -[device chimes on TV] -[woman on TV] See? 986 00:50:44.250 --> 00:50:45.375 [man on TV] Whoo! 987 00:50:45.458 --> 00:50:47.125 Oh, my God! 988 00:50:47.208 --> 00:50:48.666 [cheers and applause on TV] 989 00:50:48.750 --> 00:50:50.041 [rhythmic music playing on TV] 990 00:50:50.125 --> 00:50:53.166 [man on TV] We interrupt this broadcast of Jackpot Fiancé 991 00:50:53.250 --> 00:50:56.500 for an emergency message from the president of the United States. 992 00:50:59.916 --> 00:51:02.875 Citizens of the United States and peoples of the world, 993 00:51:03.458 --> 00:51:04.791 I have just been handed 994 00:51:04.875 --> 00:51:09.000 scientific findings that confirm a worst-case scenario. 995 00:51:10.625 --> 00:51:14.833 An unprecedented comet, nine kilometers wide, 996 00:51:14.916 --> 00:51:21.333 is now on a direct collision course with our cherished home, planet Earth. 997 00:51:21.416 --> 00:51:24.666 Estimated time of arrival is approximately five months from now. 998 00:51:24.750 --> 00:51:25.666 So we have… 999 00:51:25.750 --> 00:51:27.958 We've drawn up a massive Congressional spending bill… 1000 00:51:28.041 --> 00:51:31.791 I have already put together an emergency spending package for Congress… 1001 00:51:31.875 --> 00:51:34.083 [Jason] …that the Senate and the House have agreed upon. 1002 00:51:34.166 --> 00:51:35.000 That's good to hear. 1003 00:51:35.083 --> 00:51:39.166 And that will enable NASA and our great military 1004 00:51:39.250 --> 00:51:41.083 to launch a preemptive strike, 1005 00:51:42.541 --> 00:51:46.250 using decommissioned space shuttles and satellites 1006 00:51:46.333 --> 00:51:49.041 loaded with nuclear explosives. 1007 00:51:49.125 --> 00:51:53.333 We will blow Comet Dibiasky off her course… 1008 00:51:53.416 --> 00:51:55.458 But we're gonna need a hero. 1009 00:51:55.541 --> 00:51:58.791 We're gonna need a pilot, real guns and… 1010 00:51:58.875 --> 00:52:02.250 Shouldn't this mission be accomplished using remote technology? 1011 00:52:02.333 --> 00:52:04.541 Washington's always gotta have a hero. 1012 00:52:04.625 --> 00:52:06.000 I have asked 1013 00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:13.000 Medal of Freedom recipient and outspoken patriot, Benedict Drask, 1014 00:52:13.083 --> 00:52:16.250 to undertake this difficult and… 1015 00:52:16.333 --> 00:52:18.958 [Mindy] I'm sorry. Isn't he the mercenary gentleman 1016 00:52:19.041 --> 00:52:22.416 that was screaming at all those children on the White House lawn? 1017 00:52:22.500 --> 00:52:25.916 [Orlean] Yeah. He was given the honor of leading 1018 00:52:26.000 --> 00:52:29.333 the presidential initiative in getting kids to exercise. 1019 00:52:29.416 --> 00:52:31.250 Get a little air into it, you lard-ass… 1020 00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:34.333 You look like a goddamn bunch of pussies. 1021 00:52:34.416 --> 00:52:36.666 -[Mindy] I'm sorry. -He's just of another generation. 1022 00:52:36.750 --> 00:52:38.083 You know, I used to date him. 1023 00:52:38.166 --> 00:52:41.375 Know what happened to the last pussy I worked with in combat? 1024 00:52:41.458 --> 00:52:43.250 You ever see inside a man's torso? 1025 00:52:43.333 --> 00:52:44.916 [cheers and applause] 1026 00:52:47.416 --> 00:52:49.541 Benedict Drask reporting for duty. 1027 00:52:51.708 --> 00:52:53.791 -Thank you for the… -He's gonna be fantastic. 1028 00:52:53.875 --> 00:52:55.458 He's got a great voice. 1029 00:52:55.541 --> 00:52:58.166 -We're gonna let him make a statement. -Some are saying this is a… 1030 00:52:58.250 --> 00:52:59.625 He's got a great body too. 1031 00:52:59.708 --> 00:53:01.250 -[Calder] He does. -[Orlean] Yeah. 1032 00:53:01.333 --> 00:53:02.958 …suicide mission. 1033 00:53:03.041 --> 00:53:04.458 Well, all I ask is, 1034 00:53:05.541 --> 00:53:06.875 if I get snuffed, 1035 00:53:08.041 --> 00:53:11.458 that you all earn the extra living my sacrifice gives you. 1036 00:53:11.541 --> 00:53:14.000 The extra living my sacrifice gives them. [gasps] 1037 00:53:14.625 --> 00:53:16.500 -Right? -I wrote that. 1038 00:53:16.583 --> 00:53:18.708 Isn't that from Saving Private Ryan? 1039 00:53:18.791 --> 00:53:21.708 -Yes. -No, that's something totally different. 1040 00:53:21.791 --> 00:53:25.500 And special thanks should also go to this team of scientists behind me… 1041 00:53:25.583 --> 00:53:28.250 [Orlean] We're gonna need everybody's help on this. 1042 00:53:28.333 --> 00:53:30.208 Everybody. 1043 00:53:30.291 --> 00:53:33.916 All have to pitch in and push out this message. 1044 00:53:34.000 --> 00:53:35.458 …African-American scientist. 1045 00:53:35.541 --> 00:53:37.125 Miss Dibiasky, she… 1046 00:53:37.208 --> 00:53:40.583 And we have Kate Dibiasky, who the comet is named after, 1047 00:53:40.666 --> 00:53:42.458 but don't blame her. 1048 00:53:42.541 --> 00:53:46.166 …connects with the disaffected youth and the mentally ill. 1049 00:53:46.250 --> 00:53:48.125 -And other marginal groups. -Thank you. 1050 00:53:48.208 --> 00:53:51.500 -[Oglethorpe] We'll do whatever we can. -As long as you do the right thing. 1051 00:53:51.583 --> 00:53:52.916 We're there for you. 1052 00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:56.250 Especially you, Dr. Mindy, because you poll so much higher 1053 00:53:56.333 --> 00:53:58.666 than your colleagues. It's wild. [laughing] 1054 00:53:58.750 --> 00:54:04.250 He will help us destroy our common enemy, Dibiasky. 1055 00:54:04.875 --> 00:54:07.041 Wonderful. Well, I think we're done. 1056 00:54:07.125 --> 00:54:08.666 [Jason] Yep, okay. Let's go. 1057 00:54:08.750 --> 00:54:10.291 [Kate] Can I say something? 1058 00:54:10.375 --> 00:54:12.583 We've been dying to hear what you gotta say. 1059 00:54:13.250 --> 00:54:14.375 I didn't vote for you. 1060 00:54:16.541 --> 00:54:22.708 But this is obviously much bigger than my misgivings. 1061 00:54:22.791 --> 00:54:27.125 So I will be 100% behind this effort. 1062 00:54:28.000 --> 00:54:31.791 No matter how offensive I may find you. 1063 00:54:31.875 --> 00:54:34.375 Hmm. Wow. That's great. 1064 00:54:34.458 --> 00:54:36.291 [Jason] Yeah. That's really nice. 1065 00:54:36.375 --> 00:54:39.208 You know, I did have the FBI put that bag over your head. 1066 00:54:39.291 --> 00:54:42.291 They don't do that. The CIA does, but I made them do it. 1067 00:54:42.375 --> 00:54:45.083 You know, I had a feeling. I really did. 1068 00:54:45.958 --> 00:54:48.416 It's a good feeling 'cause that is what I did. 1069 00:54:48.500 --> 00:54:51.291 -And it was very funny and cool. [laughs] -[Orlean] Okay. 1070 00:54:51.375 --> 00:54:55.458 May Jesus Christ bless every single one of you, 1071 00:54:56.208 --> 00:54:59.333 especially the honorable members of my own party. 1072 00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:01.125 We will prevail. 1073 00:55:01.208 --> 00:55:02.291 [cheers and applause] 1074 00:55:02.375 --> 00:55:04.458 ["The Battle Hymn of the Republic" plays] 1075 00:55:07.875 --> 00:55:09.208 [fireworks exploding] 1076 00:55:31.708 --> 00:55:35.208 -We're all gonna die! -[upbeat jazz music plays] 1077 00:55:35.291 --> 00:55:38.083 Guys, this comet is seriously stressing me out. 1078 00:55:38.166 --> 00:55:40.250 Well, it's coming. People gotta dig in. 1079 00:55:40.333 --> 00:55:42.708 I already got buyers for these shovels on e-market. 1080 00:55:42.791 --> 00:55:46.833 Clean sweep for President Orlean in these midterm elections. 1081 00:55:46.916 --> 00:55:49.250 -[woman 1] …how hot he is. -Thousand bucks a pop. 1082 00:55:49.333 --> 00:55:50.916 [overlapping voices] 1083 00:55:53.375 --> 00:55:56.916 …discharge the duties on which I am about to enter. 1084 00:55:57.000 --> 00:55:58.083 "So help you God." 1085 00:55:58.166 --> 00:56:00.416 -So help me God. -Congratulations. 1086 00:56:01.708 --> 00:56:05.458 [woman 2] We have talk of a Nobel Peace Prize in the offing. 1087 00:56:05.541 --> 00:56:08.833 -[man] He's not hot. -[upbeat jazz music continues] 1088 00:56:23.750 --> 00:56:25.041 Hello, Sammy. 1089 00:56:25.125 --> 00:56:28.416 [laughing] Are you really a doctor? 1090 00:56:28.500 --> 00:56:31.750 Well, sort of. I'm an astronomer. 1091 00:56:31.833 --> 00:56:35.833 Oh. What is an astronomer? 1092 00:56:35.916 --> 00:56:38.708 [Jack] Dr. Mindy, there is a lot of fear out there, 1093 00:56:38.791 --> 00:56:40.541 uh, in America, around the world. 1094 00:56:40.625 --> 00:56:42.708 Parents don't know what to say to their kids. 1095 00:56:42.791 --> 00:56:45.291 What would you say to them to help them understand? 1096 00:56:45.375 --> 00:56:48.791 [clicks tongue] Well, I'm sure many of us are frightened right now. 1097 00:56:49.458 --> 00:56:55.708 But I can assure you, our best and our brightest, they're on the job. 1098 00:56:56.250 --> 00:57:00.458 I've seen the science on this plan and it is sound. 1099 00:57:00.541 --> 00:57:05.208 I know your words are a great comfort to all our viewers, Dr. Randall, 1100 00:57:05.291 --> 00:57:09.416 and we thank you for your courage and your service. 1101 00:57:09.500 --> 00:57:11.166 I'd just like to say 1102 00:57:11.791 --> 00:57:16.541 that whenever I feel afraid or alone in this, I… 1103 00:57:17.833 --> 00:57:21.000 I think of you and I just… I feel better. 1104 00:57:21.083 --> 00:57:22.375 So thank you. 1105 00:57:23.000 --> 00:57:24.375 That's my job. 1106 00:57:24.458 --> 00:57:26.166 [music continues playing] 1107 00:57:35.458 --> 00:57:37.583 -Tell me we're all gonna die. -What? 1108 00:57:37.666 --> 00:57:39.000 [both breathing heavily] 1109 00:57:39.083 --> 00:57:39.916 [grunting] 1110 00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:42.500 -Tell me we're all gonna die, do it. -We're all gonna die. 1111 00:57:42.583 --> 00:57:43.708 -[moans] -Oh, boy. 1112 00:57:43.791 --> 00:57:47.375 [man on TV] So, these two Marxists wave around the word "science" 1113 00:57:47.458 --> 00:57:49.583 and we're all supposed to do whatever they say? 1114 00:57:49.666 --> 00:57:52.291 Yeah, how do we know there even is a comet? 1115 00:57:52.375 --> 00:57:56.125 Mr. Pawketty, Congressman, this data has been proven 1116 00:57:56.208 --> 00:58:00.458 and has been peer-reviewed by hundreds of world-renowned scientists. 1117 00:58:00.541 --> 00:58:04.541 And we're supposed to trust you? The comet's got your name. 1118 00:58:05.958 --> 00:58:07.916 I don't… I don't see the relevancy. 1119 00:58:08.000 --> 00:58:09.791 [Pawketty] Why won't you answer the question? 1120 00:58:09.875 --> 00:58:11.916 -Answer the question. -What's the question? 1121 00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:13.125 Grow up here, okay? 1122 00:58:13.208 --> 00:58:14.416 This is ridiculous. 1123 00:58:16.416 --> 00:58:20.416 I've just realized, we don't really know anything about each other. Do we? 1124 00:58:21.000 --> 00:58:22.041 [chuckles] 1125 00:58:22.125 --> 00:58:23.083 True. 1126 00:58:24.291 --> 00:58:27.666 Well, every time I try to ask you about your life, 1127 00:58:27.750 --> 00:58:31.416 you seem to just tell me about your favorite restaurants. 1128 00:58:32.375 --> 00:58:33.541 Well, I… You know… 1129 00:58:34.250 --> 00:58:36.041 I just despise the, you know, 1130 00:58:36.125 --> 00:58:38.291 getting-to-know-you part of relationships, so… 1131 00:58:38.958 --> 00:58:41.000 Oh, okay. I understand. 1132 00:58:43.000 --> 00:58:45.208 Okay, let's just get it over and done with. 1133 00:58:47.708 --> 00:58:48.916 Okay, uh… 1134 00:58:49.958 --> 00:58:51.708 Right, so, uh… 1135 00:58:52.375 --> 00:58:56.833 My grandfather invented the flash-freezing process. 1136 00:58:56.916 --> 00:58:59.166 So I come from grotesque money, 1137 00:58:59.250 --> 00:59:03.500 but I got away from it by getting three masters degrees. 1138 00:59:04.291 --> 00:59:07.125 Uh, I've been divorced twice. 1139 00:59:07.208 --> 00:59:13.708 Uh, one was a Secretary of State, and the other one was a sport fisherman. 1140 00:59:13.791 --> 00:59:19.666 Uh, I have slept with two former presidents. 1141 00:59:19.750 --> 00:59:24.583 I speak four languages, and I own two Monets. 1142 00:59:26.291 --> 00:59:27.125 Wow. 1143 00:59:27.750 --> 00:59:29.958 Two former presidents. Wow. 1144 00:59:31.958 --> 00:59:33.875 -What, my turn? -[chuckles] Yeah. 1145 00:59:33.958 --> 00:59:40.250 Oh. All right. My father was a middle school geography teacher. 1146 00:59:40.333 --> 00:59:43.583 My mother, she cut hair out of the kitchen. 1147 00:59:43.666 --> 00:59:47.500 Uh, about two years ago, our family dog, JoJo, died, 1148 00:59:47.583 --> 00:59:49.583 which was really, really emotional. 1149 00:59:49.666 --> 00:59:53.041 I can't remember crying that much ever. 1150 00:59:54.583 --> 00:59:55.541 And, um… 1151 00:59:57.250 --> 01:00:02.541 I finally got my, uh, Star Wars poster signed by Mark Hamill. 1152 01:00:02.625 --> 01:00:04.708 It's in the garage. It's… So, yeah. 1153 01:00:05.583 --> 01:00:07.666 Okay, good. 1154 01:00:08.208 --> 01:00:09.041 [chuckles] 1155 01:00:09.958 --> 01:00:10.958 That's done. 1156 01:00:11.458 --> 01:00:12.416 [Mindy] Ah… 1157 01:00:15.666 --> 01:00:17.958 Where are we gonna go for dinner tonight? 1158 01:00:18.041 --> 01:00:19.541 [jet engines roaring] 1159 01:00:22.916 --> 01:00:25.083 [people cheering] 1160 01:00:26.333 --> 01:00:28.916 The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. 1161 01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:31.750 He makes me to lie down in green pastures. 1162 01:00:31.833 --> 01:00:36.083 He leads me beside the quiet waters. He restores my soul. 1163 01:00:36.166 --> 01:00:39.583 Not since D-Day have we seen such a mass mobilization 1164 01:00:39.666 --> 01:00:43.416 of unions and resources for such a noble task. 1165 01:00:44.041 --> 01:00:46.916 One cannot help but be moved by the bravery, ingenuity, 1166 01:00:47.000 --> 01:00:49.083 and sacrifice on display here. 1167 01:00:49.166 --> 01:00:51.166 [overlapping reporters chattering] 1168 01:01:02.458 --> 01:01:04.333 [indistinct chatter on video] 1169 01:01:09.541 --> 01:01:12.125 Okay, here we go, everyone. Let's stay sharp. 1170 01:01:14.041 --> 01:01:17.416 [whispers] I just want you to know, this is the most propulsive thing 1171 01:01:17.500 --> 01:01:20.041 that's ever happened to me. Thank you. 1172 01:01:29.416 --> 01:01:31.250 [indistinct chatter on TV] 1173 01:01:33.333 --> 01:01:36.541 What's the holdup, you guys? What are you waiting on? 1174 01:01:37.500 --> 01:01:40.625 Come on, motherfuckers, let's light this fucking firecracker, huh? 1175 01:01:41.166 --> 01:01:42.541 Think I got all day? 1176 01:01:42.625 --> 01:01:47.208 Commander Drask, this is your president speaking. 1177 01:01:48.458 --> 01:01:50.333 Your nation thanks you. 1178 01:01:51.083 --> 01:01:52.708 Your planet thanks you. 1179 01:01:53.416 --> 01:01:55.875 And God and I thank you. 1180 01:01:56.583 --> 01:01:59.208 [Drask] Listen, the only thanks I need is a shot of Jack Daniels. 1181 01:01:59.291 --> 01:02:03.208 -[laughter] -And a couple DUIs to magically go away. 1182 01:02:03.291 --> 01:02:05.000 [laughing] 1183 01:02:05.083 --> 01:02:08.916 This is Mission Control. All indicators are coming up green. 1184 01:02:09.000 --> 01:02:11.416 This is a final warning to control the launchpad. 1185 01:02:11.500 --> 01:02:17.208 Your discovery led to this mission and our chance to save Earth. 1186 01:02:18.375 --> 01:02:19.666 I give you… 1187 01:02:22.041 --> 01:02:23.041 the honor. 1188 01:02:28.458 --> 01:02:29.458 Thank you. 1189 01:02:31.666 --> 01:02:34.958 [clears throat] Thank you, Madam President. 1190 01:02:35.041 --> 01:02:36.375 [camera shutter clicking] 1191 01:02:36.458 --> 01:02:38.833 Citizens of planet Earth, 1192 01:02:39.875 --> 01:02:43.041 everything is theoretically impossible 1193 01:02:43.708 --> 01:02:45.125 until it is done. 1194 01:02:46.250 --> 01:02:47.541 And with that, 1195 01:02:47.625 --> 01:02:49.750 we are go for launch. 1196 01:02:49.833 --> 01:02:50.708 Yes. 1197 01:02:50.791 --> 01:02:52.458 -[Jason] That's fire. -Thank you. 1198 01:02:52.541 --> 01:02:53.541 [Jason] It was lit. 1199 01:02:53.625 --> 01:02:55.750 [applause fades] 1200 01:02:55.833 --> 01:02:58.083 [Peter] Hey, everyone, mind if I join? 1201 01:02:59.125 --> 01:03:01.000 -Hello. -[Orlean] Hello, Peter. Hi. 1202 01:03:01.083 --> 01:03:04.708 Hi. Oh, Brie, you look fabulous. 1203 01:03:04.791 --> 01:03:05.791 As always. 1204 01:03:06.958 --> 01:03:08.333 Is he allowed to be in here? 1205 01:03:08.416 --> 01:03:12.291 Yeah, he's a Platinum Eagle level donor to the campaign. He has full clearance. 1206 01:03:12.375 --> 01:03:14.000 [man on radio] Launch mission array. 1207 01:03:14.083 --> 01:03:17.625 [sighs] Molly kicking in right now. Timed that shit perfect. 1208 01:03:17.708 --> 01:03:20.666 Ten, nine, eight… 1209 01:03:20.750 --> 01:03:24.791 -seven, six, five, four… -[all cheering] 1210 01:03:24.875 --> 01:03:26.125 Three… 1211 01:03:26.208 --> 01:03:27.583 -[barking] -Ah… 1212 01:03:32.416 --> 01:03:34.791 [indistinct chatter] 1213 01:03:34.875 --> 01:03:37.875 [soaring choral music playing] 1214 01:03:40.541 --> 01:03:41.750 Thank God! 1215 01:04:00.083 --> 01:04:03.541 [Drask] ♪ Oh, Susannah Don't you cry for me ♪ 1216 01:04:03.625 --> 01:04:07.958 ♪ I come from Alabama With a banjo on my knee, hey! ♪ 1217 01:04:08.041 --> 01:04:09.541 [camera shutters clicking] 1218 01:04:09.625 --> 01:04:11.583 [Oglethorpe] We didn't lose any satellites. 1219 01:04:11.666 --> 01:04:14.916 Margin of error was for two to malfunction. 1220 01:04:15.000 --> 01:04:19.166 Hey, Madam President, may I have a word with you outside for a moment, please? 1221 01:04:19.791 --> 01:04:20.916 Oh, my God. 1222 01:04:21.000 --> 01:04:23.791 Mission success probability is already increased to 81%. 1223 01:04:23.875 --> 01:04:25.875 [man] Outstanding. 1224 01:04:26.583 --> 01:04:27.750 -[Peter] Janie, now! -[gasps] 1225 01:04:27.833 --> 01:04:30.583 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 1226 01:04:30.666 --> 01:04:32.250 Peter, I didn't mean… 1227 01:04:36.500 --> 01:04:41.708 [Drask] And a big hello to that beautiful blue ball down there we all call home. 1228 01:04:42.208 --> 01:04:45.625 All those proud white folks working hard. 1229 01:04:46.125 --> 01:04:47.083 God bless you. 1230 01:04:47.875 --> 01:04:50.125 Just a different generation. Yeah. 1231 01:04:50.791 --> 01:04:53.666 I also wanna say hello to all the Indians out there. 1232 01:04:53.750 --> 01:04:54.833 Both kinds. 1233 01:04:54.916 --> 01:04:59.041 You know, the ones with the elephants and the ones with the bow and arrows. 1234 01:04:59.708 --> 01:05:01.500 Hey, why haven't you guys ever teamed up? 1235 01:05:01.583 --> 01:05:03.458 [chuckles] How cool would that be, huh? 1236 01:05:03.541 --> 01:05:05.458 I wanna say hello to all the gays out there. 1237 01:05:05.541 --> 01:05:07.875 -Commander, booster ejection is imminent. -Huh? 1238 01:05:07.958 --> 01:05:10.208 -Let's keep comm on mission. -Oh. Roger that. 1239 01:05:10.708 --> 01:05:12.625 [soaring music continues] 1240 01:05:20.750 --> 01:05:22.666 [man on radio] Separation confirmed. 1241 01:05:22.750 --> 01:05:24.500 -Separation confirmed. -Whoo! 1242 01:05:25.166 --> 01:05:27.541 [speaking French] 1243 01:05:29.083 --> 01:05:30.166 Was that French? 1244 01:05:31.458 --> 01:05:37.000 Yes, it is. It means, "the angels soar to the heavens." It's, um… 1245 01:05:38.333 --> 01:05:42.458 It's from a 14th-century poem I studied in Dartmouth. 1246 01:05:42.541 --> 01:05:45.875 And just watching this, it just made me think of it, 1247 01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:48.416 and think of you. 1248 01:05:49.500 --> 01:05:50.500 God, I can't… 1249 01:05:51.375 --> 01:05:52.333 Can't… 1250 01:05:53.083 --> 01:05:55.958 [upbeat tense music playing] 1251 01:06:01.583 --> 01:06:04.125 [men chanting] Go! Go! Go! 1252 01:06:04.208 --> 01:06:05.708 -[groans] -[laughter] 1253 01:06:05.791 --> 01:06:08.666 I think I probably should go to the [bleep] hospital and see what they… 1254 01:06:08.750 --> 01:06:10.708 [people on video] Launch challenge! 1255 01:06:10.791 --> 01:06:13.666 [people chanting on video] Go! Go! Go! 1256 01:06:17.458 --> 01:06:19.583 Everyone, I have just received 1257 01:06:19.666 --> 01:06:23.416 some critical information concerning our mission. 1258 01:06:23.500 --> 01:06:25.208 [people clamoring] 1259 01:06:32.625 --> 01:06:34.291 Looks like it's turning around. 1260 01:06:37.125 --> 01:06:40.250 No, it's not. It's a course correction. 1261 01:06:40.333 --> 01:06:41.875 It's pretty standard. 1262 01:06:41.958 --> 01:06:43.416 I was in the Navy. 1263 01:06:45.083 --> 01:06:47.375 Nope. It's turning around. 1264 01:06:47.458 --> 01:06:51.166 [reporter] Seems to be some confusion here amongst the crowd, 1265 01:06:51.250 --> 01:06:52.875 but I'm not gonna lie to you. 1266 01:06:52.958 --> 01:06:55.916 This reporter is at a loss for words right now. 1267 01:06:56.000 --> 01:06:59.208 It's definitely turning around. 1268 01:06:59.291 --> 01:07:01.416 I'm looking straight at it. 1269 01:07:01.500 --> 01:07:05.500 Drask's ship is definitely turning around. 1270 01:07:07.916 --> 01:07:10.291 Does anyone know what the fuck just happened? 1271 01:07:16.208 --> 01:07:17.583 It's still locked. 1272 01:07:17.666 --> 01:07:20.375 I just don't… I don't understand what could've happened. 1273 01:07:20.458 --> 01:07:23.250 I mean, the mission was working, right? Everything was on track. 1274 01:07:23.333 --> 01:07:26.166 Yeah. I mean, it could've been anything, uh… 1275 01:07:26.250 --> 01:07:31.958 Guidance system could've malfunctioned, uh, nuke destabilized, myriad of things. 1276 01:07:32.583 --> 01:07:35.625 Who was that guy that walked into the Situation Room? He looked familiar. 1277 01:07:35.708 --> 01:07:42.083 That was Peter Isherwell, CEO of BASH, and the third richest human ever. 1278 01:07:42.166 --> 01:07:46.125 He's the guy that, uh, bought the Gutenberg Bible and lost it. 1279 01:07:46.208 --> 01:07:47.333 [door opens] 1280 01:07:47.416 --> 01:07:48.916 [Jason] Sorry to keep you waiting. 1281 01:07:49.000 --> 01:07:51.833 Things are, uh, extremely fluid. 1282 01:07:53.291 --> 01:07:56.916 Dr. Randall, you are now the Chief Science Advisor to the White House. 1283 01:07:57.000 --> 01:07:57.833 What? 1284 01:07:57.916 --> 01:08:00.666 As such, you need to attend an emergency Cabinet meeting 1285 01:08:00.750 --> 01:08:02.000 where you will be debriefed. 1286 01:08:02.083 --> 01:08:03.083 What about us? 1287 01:08:03.666 --> 01:08:06.166 You do not have clearance for this, sweetheart. Don't trip. 1288 01:08:06.250 --> 01:08:09.000 Got you some crackers, some waters. 1289 01:08:09.083 --> 01:08:10.750 You don't need to throw it on the floor. 1290 01:08:10.833 --> 01:08:12.375 Gonna be three, four hours, tops. 1291 01:08:12.458 --> 01:08:15.583 Here, Kate. I don't know why he threw 'em down. Here. 1292 01:08:15.666 --> 01:08:17.750 What if we have to go to the bathroom? 1293 01:08:17.833 --> 01:08:21.250 We'll lay out some newspaper for you. Grab you a can of Febreze. 1294 01:08:21.333 --> 01:08:23.208 [Oglethorpe] Short, sweet and simple science. 1295 01:08:23.291 --> 01:08:24.958 I'll be back. All right. Come on. 1296 01:08:25.041 --> 01:08:27.083 [Oglethorpe] Science tells the truth, Randall. 1297 01:08:27.833 --> 01:08:28.791 [sighs] 1298 01:08:28.875 --> 01:08:30.500 Fuck. Do you wanna come? 1299 01:08:30.583 --> 01:08:31.500 Yeah. 1300 01:08:33.625 --> 01:08:35.625 [Orlean] Ladies and gentlemen, what we thought, 1301 01:08:35.708 --> 01:08:40.708 what the world thought was an impending and terrifying danger, 1302 01:08:41.916 --> 01:08:44.625 turns out to be an astonishing opportunity. 1303 01:08:44.708 --> 01:08:47.166 Our allies are very confused and demanding answers-- 1304 01:08:47.250 --> 01:08:48.541 Well, tell 'em to wait. 1305 01:08:49.583 --> 01:08:54.666 According to the most recent spectrometer readings of Comet Dibiasky, 1306 01:08:54.750 --> 01:08:57.833 made by the astrogeologists at BASH Cellular, 1307 01:08:59.583 --> 01:09:01.291 we've discovered something. 1308 01:09:02.250 --> 01:09:05.000 Something truly miraculous. 1309 01:09:06.458 --> 01:09:08.125 Peter. Peter? 1310 01:09:08.208 --> 01:09:10.000 -Oh, thank you, Janie. -[chuckles] 1311 01:09:12.208 --> 01:09:14.708 As, uh… As some of you may know, 1312 01:09:14.791 --> 01:09:17.541 the most valuable minerals in the world 1313 01:09:17.625 --> 01:09:19.750 are fast becoming those that are deployed 1314 01:09:19.833 --> 01:09:24.000 in the manufacture of cell phones and, uh, computers. 1315 01:09:24.083 --> 01:09:27.583 Yttrium, terbium, osmium, dysprosium, on and on and on. 1316 01:09:27.666 --> 01:09:29.000 We're running short. 1317 01:09:29.083 --> 01:09:31.916 Uh, and the problem is exacerbated, of course, 1318 01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:37.916 because China has her big panda paw firmly on almost all the mines 1319 01:09:38.000 --> 01:09:41.500 that produce these valuable rare Earth assets. 1320 01:09:41.583 --> 01:09:43.625 So you can imagine. [laughing] 1321 01:09:43.708 --> 01:09:44.666 Wow! 1322 01:09:44.750 --> 01:09:48.541 Just how happy we were at BASH 1323 01:09:48.625 --> 01:09:52.250 when our astrogeologists discovered 1324 01:09:52.333 --> 01:09:57.000 and then determined that this comet, hurtling towards us from deep space, 1325 01:09:57.083 --> 01:10:02.833 actually contains at least $32 trillion of these critical materials. 1326 01:10:02.916 --> 01:10:04.666 Critical to technology. 1327 01:10:04.750 --> 01:10:05.958 If we're to proceed-- 1328 01:10:06.041 --> 01:10:08.541 I'm sorry. Is that why you aborted this entire mission, 1329 01:10:08.625 --> 01:10:11.541 is because you're trying to mine the comet for rare minerals? 1330 01:10:11.625 --> 01:10:13.708 [Orlean] I think we should hold all questions 1331 01:10:13.791 --> 01:10:16.458 until the end of the presentation, 1332 01:10:16.541 --> 01:10:20.125 and you might find that your questions are answered. 1333 01:10:20.666 --> 01:10:21.750 Yes, Madam President. 1334 01:10:21.833 --> 01:10:24.875 When you… When the other metals are factored in, 1335 01:10:24.958 --> 01:10:27.333 the comet actually contains 1336 01:10:27.416 --> 01:10:31.541 almost $140 trillion worth of assets. 1337 01:10:31.625 --> 01:10:32.916 [Jason] Buck-forty trilli. 1338 01:10:33.416 --> 01:10:35.291 -[Orlean] Yeah… -[laughter] 1339 01:10:35.375 --> 01:10:40.000 What do these trillions of dollars even matter if we're all gonna die-- 1340 01:10:40.083 --> 01:10:42.458 [woman] I was about to ask the same question, Janie. 1341 01:10:42.541 --> 01:10:43.666 Why weren't we consulted? 1342 01:10:43.750 --> 01:10:45.250 All due respect, Madam President… 1343 01:10:45.333 --> 01:10:47.833 Oh, no! What if we're rich and we're safe? 1344 01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:53.125 [Kate] I've gone over it again and again and again in my head 1345 01:10:54.875 --> 01:10:56.791 and I still can't make sense of it. 1346 01:10:58.750 --> 01:11:03.791 He's a three-star general. He works at the Pentagon. 1347 01:11:05.916 --> 01:11:09.000 Why would he charge us for free snacks? 1348 01:11:09.083 --> 01:11:12.750 One time, I met Sting, 1349 01:11:13.708 --> 01:11:18.291 and I swear to God, he farted right in front of me. 1350 01:11:19.333 --> 01:11:24.458 Didn't break eye contact and didn't even say "excuse me." 1351 01:11:27.500 --> 01:11:31.083 And the thing is, he actually pulled it off. [chuckles] 1352 01:11:32.375 --> 01:11:34.875 'Cause I still found him to be quite charming. 1353 01:11:35.916 --> 01:11:40.333 [whispering] Guys, we have to talk. Come on, let's go. Come on, now. 1354 01:11:41.416 --> 01:11:44.625 It's insane. Like, completely insane. 1355 01:11:44.708 --> 01:11:46.041 [Kate] It will never work. 1356 01:11:46.125 --> 01:11:48.291 I had the exact same reaction. 1357 01:11:48.375 --> 01:11:51.500 This is a nine-kilometer-wide planet-killer we're talking about, 1358 01:11:51.583 --> 01:11:53.041 not roaming charges. 1359 01:11:53.125 --> 01:11:59.041 Look, I… I was confused and outraged that they turned this mission around too, 1360 01:11:59.125 --> 01:12:01.708 but they've got Gary Talcamont from Stanford 1361 01:12:01.791 --> 01:12:03.958 and Lisa Inez from Princeton on their team. 1362 01:12:04.041 --> 01:12:07.750 I mean, this is next-generation cutting-edge technology. 1363 01:12:07.833 --> 01:12:14.625 Obviously, one giant comet is a major and existential, uh, threat to our planet, 1364 01:12:14.708 --> 01:12:20.000 but 30 smaller meteoroids, we can handle. 1365 01:12:20.916 --> 01:12:26.625 Our BEADS, that stands for BASH, uh, Explore and Acquire Drones, 1366 01:12:26.708 --> 01:12:28.083 that you see here, 1367 01:12:28.166 --> 01:12:30.833 attach themselves to the comet 1368 01:12:30.916 --> 01:12:33.375 and scan it with nanotechnology 1369 01:12:33.458 --> 01:12:36.583 developed by Nobel Prize-winning scientist, 1370 01:12:36.666 --> 01:12:37.666 Dr. Gary Talcamont. 1371 01:12:37.750 --> 01:12:40.500 And then we immediately deploy, don't we? 1372 01:12:40.583 --> 01:12:42.833 Nobel and Polonsky prize-winning scientist 1373 01:12:42.916 --> 01:12:48.250 Dr. Inez's micro-targeted, quantum fission, uh, explosives. 1374 01:12:48.333 --> 01:12:51.625 You see, deep into the object… 1375 01:12:51.708 --> 01:12:54.458 Dr. Inez, would you like to explain what's happening? 1376 01:12:54.541 --> 01:12:55.416 Thank you, Peter. 1377 01:12:55.500 --> 01:12:58.250 We've been developing phase-fission reactions 1378 01:12:58.333 --> 01:13:00.375 in the CERN particle accelerator 1379 01:13:00.458 --> 01:13:03.125 that can splinter the comet into smaller pieces 1380 01:13:03.208 --> 01:13:05.333 with breathtaking accuracy. 1381 01:13:05.416 --> 01:13:08.791 These segments are then steered and decelerated by each BEAD 1382 01:13:08.875 --> 01:13:13.625 into the Pacific Ocean for reclamation by waiting US Navy ships. 1383 01:13:13.708 --> 01:13:15.666 And when these… Thank you. 1384 01:13:15.750 --> 01:13:19.875 And when these treasures from heaven are claimed, 1385 01:13:19.958 --> 01:13:23.916 poverty as we know it, social injustice, loss of biodiversity, 1386 01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:26.708 all these multitudes of problems 1387 01:13:26.791 --> 01:13:30.125 are just gonna become relics of the past 1388 01:13:30.208 --> 01:13:35.625 and humanity is gonna stride through the Pillars of Boaz and Jachin naked 1389 01:13:35.708 --> 01:13:38.250 into the the glory of a golden age… 1390 01:13:38.333 --> 01:13:41.500 And is this nanotech work peer-reviewed? 1391 01:13:41.583 --> 01:13:45.166 Well, I haven't reviewed the data, but it's been modeled. 1392 01:13:45.250 --> 01:13:47.125 Has any of this been peer-reviewed? 1393 01:13:48.000 --> 01:13:48.833 Nope. 1394 01:13:48.916 --> 01:13:51.250 Interplanetary, interstellar, 1395 01:13:51.333 --> 01:13:56.125 intergalactic existence for the human race. 1396 01:13:56.208 --> 01:13:57.583 [applause] 1397 01:13:59.125 --> 01:14:00.916 [Orlean] Your mouth to God's ear. 1398 01:14:01.458 --> 01:14:05.041 I understand the wealth that they can extract from this comet, 1399 01:14:05.125 --> 01:14:06.291 it can end world hunger. 1400 01:14:06.375 --> 01:14:08.166 -[Oglethorpe] Oh, I see. -[Kate laughing] 1401 01:14:08.250 --> 01:14:10.833 -Why are you laughing? -[Oglethorpe] That's true. No, I see. 1402 01:14:10.916 --> 01:14:15.333 So that's the pretty little bow they're putting around this line of bullshit. 1403 01:14:15.416 --> 01:14:17.250 I bet they'll say freedom and puppies too. 1404 01:14:17.333 --> 01:14:18.166 -All right. -Yeah. 1405 01:14:18.250 --> 01:14:21.916 You want me to quit the mission? I'll quit the mission. That's fine. 1406 01:14:22.416 --> 01:14:25.708 But you have to understand, this is now beyond our control. 1407 01:14:25.791 --> 01:14:27.208 They have all the power. 1408 01:14:27.291 --> 01:14:29.958 So who do you want in the actual room to make sure 1409 01:14:30.041 --> 01:14:33.000 this whole thing doesn't turn out to be a complete goddamn disaster? 1410 01:14:33.083 --> 01:14:35.708 Jason Orlean? You want Jason Orlean in that room? Huh? 1411 01:14:35.791 --> 01:14:40.125 I have news for you. It's already a complete disaster. 1412 01:14:40.208 --> 01:14:43.750 They're talking about letting a comet the size of a mountain 1413 01:14:43.833 --> 01:14:46.625 hit the planet to jack up a cell phone company's stock! 1414 01:14:46.708 --> 01:14:49.916 You better take that down about four or five notches now. 1415 01:14:50.000 --> 01:14:53.625 Were you yelling about that mission? Why were you talking about cell phones? 1416 01:14:53.708 --> 01:14:56.750 My friend was just theorizing as to what's going on. 1417 01:14:56.833 --> 01:14:58.291 We're confused too. 1418 01:14:58.375 --> 01:15:01.458 That's an awfully official-looking White House badge you got there. 1419 01:15:01.541 --> 01:15:03.291 I don't know why I have this on. 1420 01:15:03.375 --> 01:15:05.125 Listen, just tell us what's going on. 1421 01:15:05.208 --> 01:15:07.625 I got three scared kids at home. Just tell us something. 1422 01:15:07.708 --> 01:15:10.333 I understand. I wish I could share information, but-- 1423 01:15:10.416 --> 01:15:12.958 We're people just like you. We deserve to know! 1424 01:15:13.041 --> 01:15:13.916 They're right. 1425 01:15:14.958 --> 01:15:16.083 They deserve to know. 1426 01:15:17.000 --> 01:15:18.833 Do you really wanna know what's going on? 1427 01:15:18.916 --> 01:15:20.041 -[woman] Yeah. -[man] Please. 1428 01:15:20.125 --> 01:15:22.583 -[Oglethorpe] Kate, don't. Kate. -[Mindy] Kate. 1429 01:15:23.541 --> 01:15:28.958 They found a bunch of gold and diamonds and rare shit on the comet. 1430 01:15:29.041 --> 01:15:29.875 [sighs] 1431 01:15:29.958 --> 01:15:32.166 So they're gonna let it hit the planet 1432 01:15:32.250 --> 01:15:36.416 to make a bunch of rich people even more disgustingly rich! 1433 01:15:42.916 --> 01:15:44.000 [woman] Fuck you! 1434 01:15:44.083 --> 01:15:46.083 [people clamoring] 1435 01:15:47.458 --> 01:15:49.250 [people shouting and screaming] 1436 01:15:54.708 --> 01:15:56.500 [officer] No camera! 1437 01:15:56.583 --> 01:15:58.541 …everything I could, they won't listen. 1438 01:15:58.625 --> 01:15:59.958 [Kate] Surprise, surprise. 1439 01:16:00.041 --> 01:16:02.916 Now, I'm starting to think you just like riling people up. 1440 01:16:03.000 --> 01:16:04.958 I'm so sorry, Kate. Really, I am. 1441 01:16:05.041 --> 01:16:07.041 [Kate] Oh, Randall. God. 1442 01:16:07.875 --> 01:16:09.875 Where's Brie Evantee? 1443 01:16:09.958 --> 01:16:12.375 Shouldn't you two be playing footsie in a restaurant 1444 01:16:12.458 --> 01:16:14.583 that only serves cubes and foam? 1445 01:16:14.666 --> 01:16:18.083 Well, she ain't wrong. You did lose the thread in a big way. 1446 01:16:18.166 --> 01:16:21.375 And what do you suggest we do? An online petition, huh? 1447 01:16:21.458 --> 01:16:24.416 You want to hold… Get a mob and hold up picket signs? 1448 01:16:24.500 --> 01:16:26.958 You wanna overthrow the government? I mean, look at this. 1449 01:16:27.041 --> 01:16:28.875 [Kate] I can't! My head is in a bag! 1450 01:16:28.958 --> 01:16:31.583 [agent] Sorry, Dr. Mindy. White House wants her off the grid. 1451 01:16:31.666 --> 01:16:33.166 -Come on, now. Look-- -[agent] Now. 1452 01:16:33.250 --> 01:16:35.958 [Kate] Wait. What does that mean? What the hell does that mean? 1453 01:16:36.041 --> 01:16:38.416 -What does "off the grid" mean? -[Mindy] Hey, Kate. 1454 01:16:39.291 --> 01:16:42.416 Oh, gosh. Kate! Are you okay? 1455 01:16:42.500 --> 01:16:45.458 [people shouting indistinctly] 1456 01:16:45.541 --> 01:16:48.833 Teddy, come on! What choice do I have here? 1457 01:16:51.166 --> 01:16:53.541 A man's always got choices, Randall! 1458 01:16:53.625 --> 01:16:56.458 Sometimes you just gotta choose the good one! 1459 01:16:56.541 --> 01:16:57.791 [dog barking] 1460 01:16:57.875 --> 01:17:00.041 [uneasy music playing] 1461 01:17:03.083 --> 01:17:04.708 [man] Miss Katelyn Dibiasky, 1462 01:17:04.791 --> 01:17:08.208 the charges against you are violation of national security secrets, 1463 01:17:08.291 --> 01:17:11.083 inciting a riot, and destruction of private property 1464 01:17:11.166 --> 01:17:13.666 owned by Bojo Mambo's Shrimp LLC. 1465 01:17:13.750 --> 01:17:14.583 What? I didn't-- 1466 01:17:14.666 --> 01:17:17.583 However, the Attorney General is willing to not pursue prosecution 1467 01:17:17.666 --> 01:17:19.208 if you will agree to the following: 1468 01:17:19.291 --> 01:17:21.958 "The suspension of all public media appearances 1469 01:17:22.041 --> 01:17:26.708 and incendiary language relating to Comet Dibiasky and BASH Cellular." 1470 01:17:28.916 --> 01:17:32.333 Fine. Give it to me. I don't give a shit anymore. 1471 01:17:47.875 --> 01:17:49.416 Mom. Dad. 1472 01:17:49.916 --> 01:17:52.166 [sniffles] I'm so glad to be home. 1473 01:17:54.875 --> 01:17:55.875 Unlock the door. 1474 01:17:55.958 --> 01:17:57.750 No politics. None. 1475 01:17:58.208 --> 01:17:59.583 What are you talking about? 1476 01:18:00.083 --> 01:18:02.791 Your dad and I are for the jobs the comet will provide. 1477 01:18:04.125 --> 01:18:05.041 [Kate scoffs] 1478 01:18:05.708 --> 01:18:07.916 The divisions in this country are bad enough. 1479 01:18:08.625 --> 01:18:10.458 We don't want more of that in our house. 1480 01:18:11.916 --> 01:18:14.208 -[serene music playing on TV] -[laughing] Whoa! 1481 01:18:14.291 --> 01:18:16.125 -Slow down, kids. -[boy] Sorry, Mom. 1482 01:18:17.291 --> 01:18:19.333 I worry about my kids and their future. 1483 01:18:19.875 --> 01:18:22.500 Sure, the jobs the comet's gonna create sound great. 1484 01:18:23.041 --> 01:18:24.291 What if it's not safe? 1485 01:18:24.875 --> 01:18:29.250 Right now, millions of you are having these same doubts and questions 1486 01:18:29.333 --> 01:18:31.208 about the approaching comet. 1487 01:18:31.291 --> 01:18:32.708 That is why BASH Cellular 1488 01:18:32.791 --> 01:18:35.166 in conjunction with the United States Government 1489 01:18:35.250 --> 01:18:40.041 is creating a new hotline, free of charge, to answer all of your questions. 1490 01:18:40.750 --> 01:18:46.125 And who knows? Maybe, just maybe, one of our scientists… 1491 01:18:46.208 --> 01:18:49.541 Thank you, Sharon. Makes me feel so much better. 1492 01:18:49.625 --> 01:18:53.833 …can be that friend we all need to lean on during uncertain times. 1493 01:18:55.208 --> 01:18:58.750 [announcer on TV] Call 1-800-532-4500 for peace of mind. 1494 01:18:58.833 --> 01:19:00.458 Offer only available to BASH customers. 1495 01:19:00.541 --> 01:19:02.916 Details of your call may be shared with other subsidiaries 1496 01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:05.916 to enhance your customer experience. Data and roaming charges apply. 1497 01:19:06.000 --> 01:19:09.416 [Brie laughing] So, I thought he was the ambassador. I was just flattering him. 1498 01:19:09.500 --> 01:19:13.541 [chuckling] Well, he was a waiter. Now he's got an ego the size of Texas. 1499 01:19:16.916 --> 01:19:18.125 Oh, my God. 1500 01:19:19.250 --> 01:19:22.875 June, what, uh… What are you doing here, sweetie? 1501 01:19:24.708 --> 01:19:27.458 Had a feeling something was going on and just… 1502 01:19:28.333 --> 01:19:31.958 [Mindy] Well, you know, we're discussing important business. 1503 01:19:32.041 --> 01:19:35.458 -That's what we're doing. -Oh, yeah, that's really very important. 1504 01:19:35.541 --> 01:19:37.750 Oh, can we just skip past this part, please? 1505 01:19:37.833 --> 01:19:39.500 Where you get to feel self-righteous 1506 01:19:39.583 --> 01:19:43.041 and we put our tails between our legs. It is just so boring. 1507 01:19:43.125 --> 01:19:44.791 [sarcastically] Oh, it's "so boring"? 1508 01:19:44.875 --> 01:19:49.291 You wanna skip the part where you feel bad for screwing my husband? 1509 01:19:49.875 --> 01:19:52.583 Oh… No, I don't feel bad. 1510 01:19:52.666 --> 01:19:56.416 Randall and I are having a wonderful time. So, I think the question is, 1511 01:19:56.500 --> 01:20:01.791 do we keep having a wonderful time or does he go back with you to Wisconsin? 1512 01:20:01.875 --> 01:20:02.750 Or Montana. 1513 01:20:02.833 --> 01:20:04.875 -Michigan? -Michigan. 1514 01:20:06.791 --> 01:20:08.041 [hesitates] 1515 01:20:08.125 --> 01:20:12.500 You know, um… she is actually right. 1516 01:20:13.291 --> 01:20:16.333 That's the only question. So… 1517 01:20:18.958 --> 01:20:20.750 [Mindy] Well, June, sweetie… 1518 01:20:20.833 --> 01:20:23.875 [breathing heavily] Sometimes in life things are, you know, 1519 01:20:23.958 --> 01:20:26.458 they're complicated and they just-- 1520 01:20:26.541 --> 01:20:27.666 [Mrs. Mindy] Oh, okay. 1521 01:20:29.958 --> 01:20:31.666 Oh, that was fast, um… 1522 01:20:32.833 --> 01:20:33.791 [clicks tongue] 1523 01:20:35.250 --> 01:20:38.375 Well, before I go, um, 1524 01:20:38.458 --> 01:20:41.375 let me just give you some instructions 1525 01:20:42.333 --> 01:20:45.458 on how to take care of Randall. 1526 01:20:46.083 --> 01:20:47.041 Uh… 1527 01:20:47.125 --> 01:20:50.541 Yeah, here's the Xanax he takes for his panic attacks. 1528 01:20:50.625 --> 01:20:51.458 Oh, gosh. 1529 01:20:51.541 --> 01:20:54.458 Here's the Zoloft he takes for the crashing depressions. 1530 01:20:54.541 --> 01:20:58.250 -Not so much recently. Okay, you know-- -Oh! Oh, good for you. Great. 1531 01:20:58.333 --> 01:21:02.000 -Uh, this is for his blood pressure. -Ow. 1532 01:21:02.083 --> 01:21:04.708 -Restless leg syndrome, that's a fun one. -God. 1533 01:21:06.708 --> 01:21:10.875 Oh. Appetite suppressant to counteract the weight gain from his other meds. 1534 01:21:10.958 --> 01:21:15.875 And, uh, for America's sexiest scientist, a bottle of goddamn Cialis! 1535 01:21:15.958 --> 01:21:17.375 Ow! Gosh. 1536 01:21:26.583 --> 01:21:28.041 Goodbye. Goodbye, Randall. 1537 01:21:28.125 --> 01:21:29.916 I guess I'll just tell your sons 1538 01:21:30.000 --> 01:21:32.375 that Dad's fucking the lady on our television. 1539 01:21:33.416 --> 01:21:34.791 June, I… 1540 01:21:36.250 --> 01:21:38.458 I really thought for a second that was gonna work out. 1541 01:21:38.541 --> 01:21:40.250 -[door closes] -[sighs] 1542 01:21:40.333 --> 01:21:43.666 People, they wanna manage the comet to create jobs. 1543 01:21:43.750 --> 01:21:45.791 Thirty-seven percent don't want the comet to hit. 1544 01:21:45.875 --> 01:21:47.583 That's actually down by three points. 1545 01:21:47.666 --> 01:21:50.791 And 23%, they don't think there's a comet at all, 1546 01:21:50.875 --> 01:21:52.666 and that number is way up. 1547 01:21:53.500 --> 01:21:56.791 Not Bitcoin, RatCoin. RatCoin. 1548 01:21:56.875 --> 01:21:58.833 [indistinct chatter on TV] 1549 01:21:59.583 --> 01:22:01.833 I'd like to buy these sunglasses. 1550 01:22:10.166 --> 01:22:12.458 You that girl from live TV who said we're all gonna die? 1551 01:22:13.041 --> 01:22:14.958 No. What's your purchase? 1552 01:22:18.250 --> 01:22:19.208 [scoffs] 1553 01:22:19.291 --> 01:22:20.250 What the fuck? 1554 01:22:20.333 --> 01:22:23.041 -Yeah, that's you. It's definitely you. -Yep, that's me. 1555 01:22:23.125 --> 01:22:26.833 Holy shit. You're a stone-cold legend. Word is bond. 1556 01:22:28.125 --> 01:22:29.583 I got a picture of you on my board. 1557 01:22:29.666 --> 01:22:31.041 Picture on his fucking board. 1558 01:22:31.125 --> 01:22:33.125 [Kate] That's great. What's your purchase? 1559 01:22:33.208 --> 01:22:36.416 If you don't have one, get out of line and make room for other customers. 1560 01:22:36.500 --> 01:22:38.791 Can I touch your hair in a non-sexual way? 1561 01:22:38.875 --> 01:22:41.541 -Get the fuck away from me. -Oh, dude, have some… Um… 1562 01:22:42.583 --> 01:22:45.041 Call Diogo, he'll freak out. Will you say hi to my friend? 1563 01:22:45.125 --> 01:22:47.750 Dude, he's obsessed with you. We love you. We don't like… 1564 01:22:47.833 --> 01:22:49.250 Can't stand Orlean, either. 1565 01:22:49.333 --> 01:22:53.416 -Yo, yo, yo! -[Diogo] Yo! 1566 01:22:53.500 --> 01:22:54.583 What's up? Yo, check out… 1567 01:22:54.666 --> 01:22:57.083 Yo, shut the fuck up. Check out who we're with. 1568 01:22:57.166 --> 01:22:59.833 -Yo, bro! What up? -What up? 1569 01:22:59.916 --> 01:23:01.166 [laughter and chatter] 1570 01:23:01.250 --> 01:23:03.958 I mean, we have a purchase, but we don't have payment, 1571 01:23:04.041 --> 01:23:05.583 which is a metaphor on… 1572 01:23:07.208 --> 01:23:09.291 -Cash? -[man] Also, Phillip, I've been told… 1573 01:23:09.375 --> 01:23:10.666 -Right. -…that you wrote a book 1574 01:23:10.750 --> 01:23:13.458 about your past relationship with Kate Dibiasky. 1575 01:23:13.541 --> 01:23:15.958 Funny you should say that, I'm working on that now. 1576 01:23:16.041 --> 01:23:18.583 It's gonna be called A Brush With The Devil, and it's, uh… 1577 01:23:18.666 --> 01:23:20.791 You calling security or something, with your eyes? 1578 01:23:20.875 --> 01:23:22.125 No. You're free to go. 1579 01:23:22.208 --> 01:23:24.333 -[man] That sounds terrible. -Just like that? 1580 01:23:24.416 --> 01:23:25.541 [chuckles] 1581 01:23:25.625 --> 01:23:27.125 You don't give a shit, do you? 1582 01:23:28.958 --> 01:23:29.958 Sure, I do. 1583 01:23:30.041 --> 01:23:33.041 I care about DrinkMo's guarantee of quality service. 1584 01:23:33.666 --> 01:23:35.500 Well, we don't give a shit either. 1585 01:23:35.583 --> 01:23:37.208 Not one single shit. 1586 01:23:37.291 --> 01:23:40.291 We hang and board behind the abandoned Burger Crown from 7:00 to whenever. 1587 01:23:40.375 --> 01:23:41.208 Yeah, we do. 1588 01:23:41.291 --> 01:23:43.750 You should come hang. If you're not a fucking pussy. 1589 01:23:46.666 --> 01:23:48.333 [Phillip] Oh, you know, it's me… 1590 01:23:48.416 --> 01:23:50.958 -Fuck. Okay. Thanks. -…and a bottle of scotch. 1591 01:23:51.958 --> 01:23:54.500 It's a joke. But also… 1592 01:23:55.000 --> 01:23:58.000 [dramatic music playing] 1593 01:24:06.541 --> 01:24:09.083 [Peter] Okay, let me introduce you 1594 01:24:09.958 --> 01:24:16.333 uh, to mankind's savior, BASH Explore and Acquire Drone. 1595 01:24:16.416 --> 01:24:17.500 It's incredible. 1596 01:24:17.583 --> 01:24:19.125 It's incredible, isn't it? 1597 01:24:19.208 --> 01:24:22.833 I call this one Primo, the first. [laughing] 1598 01:24:22.916 --> 01:24:24.416 It's like my first child. 1599 01:24:25.083 --> 01:24:31.291 Primo, my boy. It's your father, Cronos. [laughing] 1600 01:24:31.375 --> 01:24:35.041 Don't be shy. Come on. You're gonna be a god in the sky. 1601 01:24:35.125 --> 01:24:37.125 [laughter] 1602 01:24:41.416 --> 01:24:46.583 Are you at all concerned about the sync on the BEAD explosions? 1603 01:24:46.666 --> 01:24:50.583 Oh, Doctor. There are always questions and fears, and… 1604 01:24:51.250 --> 01:24:54.500 I have a report here from a Dr. Inez. 1605 01:24:54.583 --> 01:24:57.041 -If you'd just take a look at this study. -Oh, thanks. 1606 01:24:57.125 --> 01:24:59.333 Listen, a lot of my colleagues, 1607 01:24:59.416 --> 01:25:01.875 they've either been removed or resigned from this project, 1608 01:25:01.958 --> 01:25:06.083 apparently for asking too many questions about this mission here. 1609 01:25:06.166 --> 01:25:08.750 So I just wanna make sure that you're… 1610 01:25:09.333 --> 01:25:11.875 That you're open to the scientific peer-review process 1611 01:25:11.958 --> 01:25:14.583 and you're not approaching this mission like a businessman. 1612 01:25:14.666 --> 01:25:16.416 -You know? That-- -What did you say? 1613 01:25:16.916 --> 01:25:20.208 -I wanna know if you're-- -Did you call me a businessman? 1614 01:25:20.875 --> 01:25:23.916 -You do own a corporate-- -You think I'm just a businessman? 1615 01:25:25.500 --> 01:25:27.791 Do you think you know me, Doctor? 1616 01:25:29.375 --> 01:25:30.291 Business? 1617 01:25:31.250 --> 01:25:35.125 This is evolution. This is evolution of the human species. 1618 01:25:36.125 --> 01:25:38.125 -What are you doing bringing this… -[Orlean] Well-- 1619 01:25:38.208 --> 01:25:41.375 You know that BASH has over 40 million data points on you, 1620 01:25:41.458 --> 01:25:45.458 on every decision you have made since 1994, Doctor? 1621 01:25:45.541 --> 01:25:50.041 I… I know when you have colon polyps 1622 01:25:50.125 --> 01:25:51.833 months before your doctor does. 1623 01:25:51.916 --> 01:25:53.750 You got four or five at the moment actually. 1624 01:25:53.833 --> 01:25:57.375 You know, they're not of concern, but I'd have a checkup as soon as you can. 1625 01:25:57.458 --> 01:26:01.916 But much more importantly than that, I know what you are. I know who you are. 1626 01:26:02.000 --> 01:26:07.000 My algorithms have determined eight fundamental consumer profile types. 1627 01:26:07.083 --> 01:26:10.791 You are a lifestyle idealist. 1628 01:26:10.875 --> 01:26:15.125 You think you're motivated by beliefs, high ethical beliefs. 1629 01:26:15.208 --> 01:26:20.125 But you just run towards pleasure and away from pain. 1630 01:26:22.375 --> 01:26:25.000 Like a… Like a field mouse. 1631 01:26:27.125 --> 01:26:28.500 [Mindy] I'm just trying to… 1632 01:26:28.583 --> 01:26:29.833 [inhales deeply] 1633 01:26:29.916 --> 01:26:32.875 I just wanna make sure that the science is sound on this project. 1634 01:26:32.958 --> 01:26:34.041 I hope you understand-- 1635 01:26:34.125 --> 01:26:38.250 Our algorithms can even predict how you'll die. 1636 01:26:39.125 --> 01:26:44.375 To 96… 96.5% accuracy. 1637 01:26:44.458 --> 01:26:46.333 I looked you up after we met. 1638 01:26:47.541 --> 01:26:52.000 Your death was so unremarkable and boring. 1639 01:26:52.666 --> 01:26:56.750 I can't remember the details, apart from one thing. 1640 01:26:59.000 --> 01:27:00.750 You're gonna die alone. 1641 01:27:03.750 --> 01:27:04.791 Alone. 1642 01:27:05.291 --> 01:27:09.958 If you'll excuse me, Madam President. I've got some work to do. 1643 01:27:10.041 --> 01:27:11.708 [Orlean] What the hell are you doing? 1644 01:27:11.791 --> 01:27:14.333 -My God. -I was trying to do my job. 1645 01:27:14.416 --> 01:27:17.708 You are just so lucky that Peter adores you. 1646 01:27:23.250 --> 01:27:24.125 [sighs] 1647 01:27:25.083 --> 01:27:27.375 You're with the grown-ups now, Randall. 1648 01:27:27.458 --> 01:27:29.083 I can't even follow this shit anymore! 1649 01:27:29.166 --> 01:27:31.958 -[music playing on speakers] -[indistinct chatter] 1650 01:27:35.166 --> 01:27:40.375 BASH got Orlean to pay the Chilean government, if I'm correct, 1651 01:27:40.458 --> 01:27:44.583 $90 billion to let the tsunami hit off the coast of the country. 1652 01:27:44.666 --> 01:27:45.666 That sound right to you? 1653 01:27:45.750 --> 01:27:47.666 [man 3] Isherwell built an underground bunker 1654 01:27:47.750 --> 01:27:49.333 for him and all his executives. 1655 01:27:49.416 --> 01:27:51.791 No, I heard that they built an escape ship. 1656 01:27:51.875 --> 01:27:55.250 You guys, the truth is way more depressing. 1657 01:27:56.291 --> 01:28:00.208 They're not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for. 1658 01:28:00.833 --> 01:28:01.833 [glass shatters] 1659 01:28:01.916 --> 01:28:03.791 [people clamoring, cheering] 1660 01:28:05.958 --> 01:28:06.833 Ugh! 1661 01:28:06.916 --> 01:28:08.541 -What? -No. 1662 01:28:09.500 --> 01:28:10.625 [people shouting] 1663 01:28:12.916 --> 01:28:16.125 Fuck! You're driving me fucking crazy, Kate. [chuckles nervously] 1664 01:28:16.208 --> 01:28:17.833 Fuck it. We're all gonna die. 1665 01:28:17.916 --> 01:28:19.166 ♪ …sun, ice cream ♪ 1666 01:28:19.250 --> 01:28:21.583 ♪ You smooth like felt Soft to the touch ♪ 1667 01:28:21.666 --> 01:28:24.958 ♪ You wear repellent Smell your scent from up above ♪ 1668 01:28:25.041 --> 01:28:27.500 ♪ Angel getting carried out the club ♪ 1669 01:28:27.583 --> 01:28:30.166 ♪ For slapping Harry Harry's just a mug ♪ 1670 01:28:30.250 --> 01:28:32.750 ♪ I'm stood outside waiting Where you gone? ♪ 1671 01:28:32.833 --> 01:28:35.250 ♪ Cubicle lines Catch a cold, Jack Frost ♪ 1672 01:28:35.333 --> 01:28:36.750 [Jack] …movie will be released 1673 01:28:36.833 --> 01:28:40.166 the day that some believe Comet Dibiasky will impact the planet. 1674 01:28:40.250 --> 01:28:42.750 And the early word is it's already a classic, Brie. 1675 01:28:42.833 --> 01:28:45.500 [Brie] Oh, yes. Well, and what a stellar cast. 1676 01:28:45.583 --> 01:28:48.041 -Devin. Yeah. -I love Devin Peters. 1677 01:28:48.125 --> 01:28:49.625 He's great. Everything he does. 1678 01:28:49.708 --> 01:28:52.708 -What's it called again? -[Jack] It's called Total Devastation. 1679 01:28:52.791 --> 01:28:56.208 -It cost $300 million to make. -[Brie] Whoo! 1680 01:28:56.291 --> 01:28:59.333 -I mean, these movies-- -[laughs] It's more than you earn. 1681 01:28:59.416 --> 01:29:01.791 [Jack] Tell me about it. And my friend Farley, he saw it. 1682 01:29:01.875 --> 01:29:04.625 -He said it's a ton of fun. That's right. -Well, Farley likes it. 1683 01:29:04.708 --> 01:29:07.250 All right, well, what Farley says goes. 1684 01:29:07.333 --> 01:29:08.583 But, uh, first, 1685 01:29:09.416 --> 01:29:12.458 and yes, you can tell from my smile… 1686 01:29:12.541 --> 01:29:13.833 [chuckles] Stop it. 1687 01:29:13.916 --> 01:29:18.916 That America's sexiest scientist is here. Dr. Randall. Welcome. 1688 01:29:19.666 --> 01:29:21.375 Dr. Randall, how are you, sir? 1689 01:29:21.458 --> 01:29:24.208 [sighs] I'm--  I'm good. I'm gooder than good. 1690 01:29:24.291 --> 01:29:25.583 [laughter] 1691 01:29:25.666 --> 01:29:30.833 All right. So, Randall, we're hearing that there is no comet, 1692 01:29:30.916 --> 01:29:34.375 or that there is a comet but it's a good thing or maybe it's a bad thing. 1693 01:29:34.458 --> 01:29:36.750 We are so confused. [chuckles] 1694 01:29:36.833 --> 01:29:41.166 So, could you please help us out here, you know, oh, wise scientist? 1695 01:29:42.541 --> 01:29:45.416 Well, first and foremost, Brie, um… 1696 01:29:45.500 --> 01:29:47.833 [sniffs] …there most certainly is a comet. 1697 01:29:47.916 --> 01:29:48.791 [Brie] All right. 1698 01:29:48.875 --> 01:29:52.125 And we know that there is a comet because we have the data. 1699 01:29:53.125 --> 01:29:54.416 Um… [clears throat] 1700 01:29:54.500 --> 01:29:58.666 There has been growing concern within the scientific community as of late. 1701 01:29:59.333 --> 01:30:02.875 You see, the peer-review process is absolutely essential… 1702 01:30:02.958 --> 01:30:05.583 -If BASH's stock… -…for us to get to the facts of… Yes? 1703 01:30:05.666 --> 01:30:07.333 If BASH's stock is any indicator, 1704 01:30:07.416 --> 01:30:09.333 we don't have to worry about the peer review. 1705 01:30:09.416 --> 01:30:10.583 It is going gangbusters. 1706 01:30:10.666 --> 01:30:13.125 And full disclosure. I bought as many shares as I could. 1707 01:30:13.208 --> 01:30:14.500 I advise you to do the same. 1708 01:30:14.583 --> 01:30:16.333 You are such a shameless capitalist. 1709 01:30:16.416 --> 01:30:19.458 Said the woman who will be in the brand-new hot tub on my back deck 1710 01:30:19.541 --> 01:30:22.083 -when I put it in from the stock. -You know me too well. 1711 01:30:22.166 --> 01:30:23.208 That's right. 1712 01:30:23.291 --> 01:30:25.875 Dr. Randall, you sure you're okay? You want a glass of water… 1713 01:30:25.958 --> 01:30:27.166 I don't feel so good. 1714 01:30:27.250 --> 01:30:29.625 [Brie] So I think we'll go to commercial break-- 1715 01:30:29.708 --> 01:30:33.291 No, Please, Brie. Don't cut away. Let me say something. 1716 01:30:33.375 --> 01:30:34.916 -Okay. -You came to the right place. 1717 01:30:35.000 --> 01:30:36.375 We like to say things. 1718 01:30:36.458 --> 01:30:40.416 Would you please just stop being so [bleep] pleasant? 1719 01:30:41.833 --> 01:30:44.791 I'm sorry, but not everything needs to sound so goddamn clever 1720 01:30:44.875 --> 01:30:47.083 or charming or likeable all the time. 1721 01:30:47.166 --> 01:30:50.583 Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another. 1722 01:30:50.666 --> 01:30:52.083 We need to hear things. 1723 01:30:53.833 --> 01:30:57.125 Look, let's establish, once again, 1724 01:30:57.791 --> 01:31:01.916 that there is a huge comet headed towards Earth. 1725 01:31:02.666 --> 01:31:05.291 And the reason we know that there is a comet 1726 01:31:05.375 --> 01:31:06.833 is because we saw it. 1727 01:31:06.916 --> 01:31:10.208 We saw it with our own eyes using a telescope. 1728 01:31:10.291 --> 01:31:13.500 I mean, for God's sake, we took a fucking picture of it! 1729 01:31:13.583 --> 01:31:15.291 What other proof do we need? 1730 01:31:15.791 --> 01:31:18.375 And if we can't all agree at the bare minimum 1731 01:31:18.458 --> 01:31:22.875 that a giant comet the size of Mount Everest 1732 01:31:22.958 --> 01:31:29.041 hurtling its way towards planet Earth is not a fucking good thing, 1733 01:31:29.833 --> 01:31:32.125 then what the hell happened to us? 1734 01:31:33.000 --> 01:31:37.333 I mean, my God, how do-- How do we even talk to each other? 1735 01:31:37.416 --> 01:31:41.208 What've we… What've we done to ourselves? How do we fix it? 1736 01:31:41.291 --> 01:31:44.791 We should have deflected this comet when we had the fucking chance, 1737 01:31:44.875 --> 01:31:48.083 but we didn't do it. I don't know why we didn't do it. 1738 01:31:48.166 --> 01:31:51.958 And now they're actually firing scientists like me 1739 01:31:52.041 --> 01:31:54.666 for speaking out, for opposing them. 1740 01:31:55.416 --> 01:31:57.875 And I'm sure many of the people out there 1741 01:31:57.958 --> 01:31:59.958 aren't even gonna listen to what I just said 1742 01:32:00.041 --> 01:32:02.833 'cause they have their own political ideology, 1743 01:32:03.500 --> 01:32:05.916 but I… assure you, 1744 01:32:06.583 --> 01:32:08.583 I am not on one side or the other. 1745 01:32:08.666 --> 01:32:10.916 I'm just telling you the fucking truth. 1746 01:32:11.000 --> 01:32:12.625 This would be a good time to establish 1747 01:32:12.708 --> 01:32:15.250 that Isherwell and the president have both said 1748 01:32:15.333 --> 01:32:16.958 that there's benefits to be-- 1749 01:32:17.041 --> 01:32:21.750 Right, well, the president of the United States is fucking lying! 1750 01:32:23.125 --> 01:32:24.708 Look, I'm just like all of you. 1751 01:32:24.791 --> 01:32:29.833 I hope to God, I hope to God that this president knows what she's doing. 1752 01:32:29.916 --> 01:32:33.750 I hope she's got us all taken care of, but the truth is, 1753 01:32:33.833 --> 01:32:36.875 I think this whole administration 1754 01:32:36.958 --> 01:32:41.500 has completely lost their fucking mind! 1755 01:32:41.583 --> 01:32:45.125 And I think we're all gonna die! 1756 01:32:45.833 --> 01:32:47.625 [breathing heavily] 1757 01:32:49.291 --> 01:32:51.125 [softly] Look, I just wanna go home. 1758 01:32:51.791 --> 01:32:54.125 [sighs] I just wanna go home. 1759 01:32:54.208 --> 01:32:56.125 I just wanna go home more than anything. 1760 01:32:56.208 --> 01:32:58.583 [breathing heavily] 1761 01:33:00.875 --> 01:33:02.583 But if there is one thing, 1762 01:33:03.208 --> 01:33:05.291 one thing that I pray… 1763 01:33:05.375 --> 01:33:09.833 that I pray that all of you hear from what I have just said, 1764 01:33:10.625 --> 01:33:13.583 is that all of us, all of us… 1765 01:33:15.958 --> 01:33:17.291 [car door opens] 1766 01:33:18.750 --> 01:33:19.750 [sighs] 1767 01:33:22.083 --> 01:33:23.625 Why'd you do that? 1768 01:33:24.750 --> 01:33:28.250 I really liked you and I despise most people. 1769 01:33:29.791 --> 01:33:33.000 [Mindy] You know, I… I really thought I loved you. 1770 01:33:35.791 --> 01:33:36.958 Really? 1771 01:33:37.875 --> 01:33:38.750 Wow. 1772 01:33:40.375 --> 01:33:41.833 [sighs] That's wild. 1773 01:33:43.000 --> 01:33:44.625 -Yeah. -[car door opens] 1774 01:33:44.708 --> 01:33:47.416 [man] Ma'am, you need to go. We gotta get this man off the grid. 1775 01:33:49.500 --> 01:33:50.708 [Mindy] You still there? 1776 01:33:53.750 --> 01:33:54.791 No. 1777 01:33:57.291 --> 01:34:01.041 [Kate] Well, maybe he just gets off on the power, you know, 1778 01:34:01.125 --> 01:34:02.791 like any kind of power. 1779 01:34:02.875 --> 01:34:07.750 It's like he knew eventually that I was gonna find out that the snacks were free. 1780 01:34:07.833 --> 01:34:09.291 -Right. -You know what I mean? 1781 01:34:09.375 --> 01:34:11.833 -Yeah. -So it was just like a power play. 1782 01:34:12.541 --> 01:34:13.625 Yeah, guys are weird. 1783 01:34:16.250 --> 01:34:20.000 I'm starting to think that all this "end of the world" stuff is bullshit. 1784 01:34:21.625 --> 01:34:22.833 It's not. 1785 01:34:22.916 --> 01:34:26.833 It's definitely happening. I've seen it. 1786 01:34:27.416 --> 01:34:31.041 I feel like if God wanted to destroy the Earth, He would destroy the Earth. 1787 01:34:33.333 --> 01:34:34.583 You believe in God? 1788 01:34:36.541 --> 01:34:39.166 Yeah, I mean, my parents raised me Evangelical, 1789 01:34:39.250 --> 01:34:41.583 and I hate them, but I found my own way to it. 1790 01:34:41.666 --> 01:34:42.916 My own relationship. 1791 01:34:44.333 --> 01:34:45.458 [Kate] Hmm. 1792 01:34:46.416 --> 01:34:48.708 I'd appreciate it if you didn't advertise it, though. 1793 01:34:52.041 --> 01:34:55.166 I won't tell anybody. [chuckles] I think it's kind of sweet. 1794 01:34:58.750 --> 01:35:01.333 -Wanna make out? -Yeah, why not? 1795 01:35:02.458 --> 01:35:05.458 Can you not say "why not"? It makes me feel like you don't want it. 1796 01:35:06.458 --> 01:35:07.458 It's shitty. 1797 01:35:09.541 --> 01:35:12.166 -Sure, whatever. -That's better. 1798 01:35:13.916 --> 01:35:15.333 [pop song playing on radio] 1799 01:35:15.416 --> 01:35:16.416 [radio tuning] 1800 01:35:16.500 --> 01:35:17.458 [volume increases] 1801 01:35:17.541 --> 01:35:23.875 ♪ I still feel 25 Most of the time ♪ 1802 01:35:24.500 --> 01:35:29.250 ♪ I still raise a little Cain With the boys ♪ 1803 01:35:31.666 --> 01:35:33.416 ♪ Honky tonks and pretty… ♪ 1804 01:35:42.708 --> 01:35:44.833 -Oh, my God, that's it. -What? What? 1805 01:35:44.916 --> 01:35:47.166 -That's the comet. -What? Where? 1806 01:35:47.708 --> 01:35:48.750 [gasps] 1807 01:35:48.833 --> 01:35:51.916 -[Yule] Where? Uh-huh. -Well, that's the Big Dipper. 1808 01:35:52.000 --> 01:35:54.916 -That's Venus. That's the North Star. -Uh-huh. 1809 01:35:55.500 --> 01:35:57.958 -Well, what is that? -Oh, shit. 1810 01:35:58.041 --> 01:35:59.083 [Kate chuckles] 1811 01:35:59.166 --> 01:36:05.875 ♪ Sometimes I feel like Jesse James Still trying to make a name ♪ 1812 01:36:06.458 --> 01:36:07.708 What the hell? 1813 01:36:07.791 --> 01:36:10.416 ♪ Knowing nothing's gonna change What I am ♪ 1814 01:36:10.500 --> 01:36:11.500 What? 1815 01:36:13.750 --> 01:36:14.583 Come on. 1816 01:36:14.666 --> 01:36:16.791 [horns honking] 1817 01:36:22.208 --> 01:36:23.208 There it is. 1818 01:36:23.291 --> 01:36:24.458 [horns honking] 1819 01:36:25.958 --> 01:36:27.125 There you are. 1820 01:36:30.166 --> 01:36:31.166 There you are. 1821 01:36:32.083 --> 01:36:34.250 Is anyone else seeing this? That's it. 1822 01:36:35.041 --> 01:36:38.833 That's it. That's the comet. Look! It's right there. 1823 01:36:38.916 --> 01:36:39.791 [man shouting] 1824 01:36:39.875 --> 01:36:42.875 [uneasy music playing] 1825 01:37:14.833 --> 01:37:16.250 -[gasps] -[cell phone vibrating] 1826 01:37:16.333 --> 01:37:19.291 -That's, you know, kinda scary. -Oh! Exactly. 1827 01:37:23.791 --> 01:37:25.625 -Dr. Mindy. -[Mindy] Kate. 1828 01:37:25.708 --> 01:37:27.875 Doc, you can see it. 1829 01:37:27.958 --> 01:37:32.166 I… I'm looking at it right now too. It's unbelievable. It's… 1830 01:37:32.666 --> 01:37:36.250 It's horrific and it's… And it's beautiful at the same time. 1831 01:37:36.333 --> 01:37:38.041 -Oh, my God. -[laughing] 1832 01:37:43.208 --> 01:37:45.125 We've been trying to tell you. 1833 01:37:45.750 --> 01:37:49.041 We tried to tell you this whole time. It's right there. It's… 1834 01:37:49.875 --> 01:37:51.458 It's right there, Kate. 1835 01:37:51.541 --> 01:37:52.625 [horns honking] 1836 01:37:54.291 --> 01:37:55.375 [Kate] Where are you? 1837 01:37:55.458 --> 01:37:56.875 I'm in Lansing, Michigan 1838 01:37:56.958 --> 01:38:00.125 trying to fix things with June, but she won't talk to me. 1839 01:38:00.208 --> 01:38:02.083 -Where are you? -[Yule] What the fuck? 1840 01:38:03.041 --> 01:38:04.166 [Kate] I… 1841 01:38:04.250 --> 01:38:06.291 [Mindy] I'm gonna come find you, okay? 1842 01:38:07.375 --> 01:38:10.708 Well, I'm in Illinois. I could be ready by tomorrow. 1843 01:38:12.083 --> 01:38:13.375 -Dearest Father… -Yeah, I'm-- 1844 01:38:13.458 --> 01:38:16.000 …as a sinner I come to You for Your grace and guidance… 1845 01:38:16.083 --> 01:38:18.125 [Mindy] They're finally seeing it. 1846 01:38:18.708 --> 01:38:20.250 They're finally seeing it. 1847 01:38:20.333 --> 01:38:22.166 [uneasy music continues playing] 1848 01:38:26.083 --> 01:38:27.583 There it is! 1849 01:38:34.708 --> 01:38:35.916 [grunting] 1850 01:38:38.333 --> 01:38:39.583 [cooing] 1851 01:38:39.666 --> 01:38:41.541 [bell dinging] 1852 01:38:41.625 --> 01:38:45.208 Go outside into your yard, onto a roof, onto your sidewalk, 1853 01:38:45.291 --> 01:38:46.708 and just look up into the sky. 1854 01:38:46.791 --> 01:38:50.125 The star's gonna appear fuzzy. It's got a long streak coming off of it. 1855 01:38:50.208 --> 01:38:51.708 That's the comet's tail. 1856 01:38:51.791 --> 01:38:53.375 It's real and it's coming. 1857 01:38:53.458 --> 01:38:56.041 If anyone tells you any different, they're full of shit. 1858 01:38:56.125 --> 01:38:57.625 Just look up into the sky. 1859 01:38:57.708 --> 01:38:59.166 It's a fucking fact. 1860 01:38:59.250 --> 01:39:00.708 -We have proof. -Just look up. 1861 01:39:00.791 --> 01:39:04.416 Guys, please just look up, okay? Screw the manatees and just look up. 1862 01:39:04.500 --> 01:39:05.458 [both] Just look up. 1863 01:39:05.541 --> 01:39:07.625 -[all] Just look up! -Just look up! Just look up! 1864 01:39:07.708 --> 01:39:08.708 Just look up! 1865 01:39:08.791 --> 01:39:13.083 Dr. Mindy, the president's plan to save Earth 1866 01:39:13.166 --> 01:39:18.125 and make it so we can all have a home is going to work, right? 1867 01:39:18.208 --> 01:39:22.250 Every single man, woman and child on this planet is going to die. 1868 01:39:22.333 --> 01:39:25.541 -I don't like him. He makes me sad. -I'm sorry about that. 1869 01:39:25.625 --> 01:39:27.625 -This is not what we rehearsed. -Kids, listen. 1870 01:39:27.708 --> 01:39:30.875 You tell your parents that President Orlean and Isherwell 1871 01:39:30.958 --> 01:39:32.625 are sociopaths and fascists! 1872 01:39:32.708 --> 01:39:34.583 [cheers and applause] 1873 01:39:39.791 --> 01:39:42.708 And do you know why they want you to look up? 1874 01:39:43.666 --> 01:39:45.416 Do you know why? 1875 01:39:45.500 --> 01:39:48.041 'Cause they want you to be afraid. 1876 01:39:48.125 --> 01:39:49.416 [audience cheering] 1877 01:39:49.500 --> 01:39:51.958 They want you to look up 1878 01:39:52.041 --> 01:39:54.708 because they are looking down their noses at you. 1879 01:39:56.041 --> 01:39:57.916 They think they're better than you. 1880 01:39:58.000 --> 01:40:00.500 -[hip-hop tune plays] -[chanting] Don't look up! 1881 01:40:00.583 --> 01:40:02.833 They wanna rob you of your freedom, and that's a fact! 1882 01:40:02.916 --> 01:40:05.000 [chanting] Don't look up! 1883 01:40:05.083 --> 01:40:06.833 The US president, Orlean… 1884 01:40:06.916 --> 01:40:09.250 -[crowd clamoring] -[man yelling] Just look up! 1885 01:40:09.333 --> 01:40:12.625 …has not included India or any other nation in the world 1886 01:40:12.708 --> 01:40:14.041 to be a part of this mission. 1887 01:40:14.750 --> 01:40:17.375 This dude is a known pornographer named Kip… 1888 01:40:17.458 --> 01:40:18.708 Don't listen to that dumbfuck. 1889 01:40:18.791 --> 01:40:24.791 The United Nations have been considering its own deflective mission. 1890 01:40:24.875 --> 01:40:27.125 -[laughing] -Just look up, for fuck's sake! 1891 01:40:27.208 --> 01:40:30.958 [woman] Now I know a lot of Hollywood is supporting the Just Look Up movement, 1892 01:40:31.041 --> 01:40:32.875 but I haven't seen a pin like that. 1893 01:40:32.958 --> 01:40:37.708 Yeah, this pin points both up and down. 1894 01:40:38.291 --> 01:40:42.916 Because I think, as a country, we need to stop arguing 1895 01:40:43.000 --> 01:40:45.500 and virtue signaling. Just get along. 1896 01:40:46.125 --> 01:40:48.500 -[woman] That is so refreshing. -Hmm. 1897 01:40:48.583 --> 01:40:51.208 [woman] I think we're all tired of the politics. 1898 01:40:51.291 --> 01:40:53.458 Yeah, yeah. Well… 1899 01:40:54.458 --> 01:40:56.083 That's why we made Total Devastation. 1900 01:40:56.166 --> 01:40:58.291 It's for everyone. You know? It's a popcorn movie. 1901 01:40:58.375 --> 01:41:02.083 You keep your eye on the road ahead, you put your head down. 1902 01:41:02.166 --> 01:41:04.583 And you put one foot in front of the other, 1903 01:41:04.666 --> 01:41:05.708 step by step. 1904 01:41:05.791 --> 01:41:06.916 [people cheering] 1905 01:41:07.000 --> 01:41:08.083 [Orlean] Day by day. 1906 01:41:08.166 --> 01:41:11.375 -[people chanting] Don't look up! -Don't! 1907 01:41:11.458 --> 01:41:13.458 [captivating music playing] 1908 01:41:17.458 --> 01:41:20.500 So we wanna say something loud and clear. 1909 01:41:20.583 --> 01:41:24.208 There is no safe way to bring this comet back to Earth 1910 01:41:24.291 --> 01:41:27.000 and exploit it for profit. It cannot be done! 1911 01:41:27.583 --> 01:41:31.458 Nations of the world, defy Orlean and BASH! 1912 01:41:31.541 --> 01:41:36.083 Launch your own nuclear deflection mission now and save this planet! 1913 01:41:36.166 --> 01:41:37.458 [breathing heavily] 1914 01:41:37.541 --> 01:41:43.375 And now, uh, there's Riley Bina with her special guest. 1915 01:41:43.458 --> 01:41:45.708 -[people cheering] -I forgot the name. Thank you. 1916 01:41:47.416 --> 01:41:50.666 ["Just Look Up" playing] 1917 01:41:50.750 --> 01:41:53.750 [Riley vocalizing] 1918 01:42:02.125 --> 01:42:08.416 ♪ We knew no bounds Fell at the speed of sound ♪ 1919 01:42:08.500 --> 01:42:14.416 ♪ Riding against all odds but soon Against ourselves ♪ 1920 01:42:16.375 --> 01:42:20.333 ♪ You haunted every memory ♪ 1921 01:42:20.416 --> 01:42:24.125 ♪ With no goodbyes out there for me ♪ 1922 01:42:24.208 --> 01:42:30.208 ♪ Your pride put out the fire In our flame ♪ 1923 01:42:31.250 --> 01:42:34.750 ♪ Then just one look is all it takes ♪ 1924 01:42:34.833 --> 01:42:40.458 ♪ I feel your eyes They're locked on every part of me ♪ 1925 01:42:40.541 --> 01:42:45.291 ♪ And then my dumb heart says ♪ 1926 01:42:45.375 --> 01:42:49.458 ♪ Just look up ♪ 1927 01:42:49.541 --> 01:42:53.166 ♪ There is no place to hide ♪ 1928 01:42:53.250 --> 01:42:55.083 ♪ True love doesn't die ♪ 1929 01:42:55.166 --> 01:42:59.916 ♪ It holds on tight And never lets you go… ♪ 1930 01:43:00.000 --> 01:43:03.666 Is that a rock-solid ten smokeshow of a president or what? 1931 01:43:03.750 --> 01:43:04.666 [people cheering] 1932 01:43:04.750 --> 01:43:06.583 If she wasn't my mother… 1933 01:43:08.291 --> 01:43:10.041 There's three types of American people. 1934 01:43:11.000 --> 01:43:13.166 There are you, the working class. 1935 01:43:13.250 --> 01:43:17.083 Us, the cool rich, and then them. 1936 01:43:17.166 --> 01:43:19.500 [people booing] 1937 01:43:19.583 --> 01:43:21.625 I'm sorry, but we need them. 1938 01:43:22.166 --> 01:43:26.291 We need them because you build us up to fight them. 1939 01:43:26.375 --> 01:43:28.541 The working class, the lower. 1940 01:43:28.625 --> 01:43:30.750 -You understand? -No, I don't get it. 1941 01:43:30.833 --> 01:43:33.041 Do you understand? I'm talking about… 1942 01:43:33.125 --> 01:43:35.000 I'm talking about nutritionists. 1943 01:43:35.541 --> 01:43:37.666 I'm talking about personal trainers, 1944 01:43:38.500 --> 01:43:40.125 people at the spa, 1945 01:43:40.208 --> 01:43:43.125 but not the ones that check you in and they're not the masseuses, 1946 01:43:43.208 --> 01:43:45.750 but they walk you down the corridor. 1947 01:43:45.833 --> 01:43:46.750 They're there… 1948 01:43:46.833 --> 01:43:49.333 ♪ Know I let you down A nigga can't deny it ♪ 1949 01:43:50.541 --> 01:43:53.166 ♪ And there's so much that we're losin' Yes, that matters ♪ 1950 01:43:53.250 --> 01:43:56.541 ♪ I've been dealin' with madness Wasn't the man you needed ♪ 1951 01:43:57.250 --> 01:44:00.500 ♪ You dealin' with sadness Truthfully, it's all on me… ♪ 1952 01:44:01.291 --> 01:44:04.083 -[Oglethorpe] Divest from BASH when? -[people] Divest now! 1953 01:44:04.166 --> 01:44:05.833 Divest from BASH when? 1954 01:44:07.791 --> 01:44:08.875 ♪ Time is oh so precious… ♪ 1955 01:44:08.958 --> 01:44:10.541 We will not be quiet! 1956 01:44:11.583 --> 01:44:14.958 ♪ Take my hand, baby I'll never leave you, Riley ♪ 1957 01:44:15.041 --> 01:44:19.375 ♪ Though what he's really trying to say ♪ 1958 01:44:19.458 --> 01:44:23.083 ♪ Is get your head out of your ass ♪ 1959 01:44:23.166 --> 01:44:29.916 ♪ Listen to the goddamn Qualified scientists ♪ 1960 01:44:30.000 --> 01:44:33.416 ♪ We really fucked it up Fucked it up this time ♪ 1961 01:44:33.500 --> 01:44:37.333 ♪ It's so close I can feel the heat big-time ♪ 1962 01:44:37.416 --> 01:44:41.000 ♪ And you can act Like everything is all right ♪ 1963 01:44:41.083 --> 01:44:44.791 ♪ But this is probably Happening in real time ♪ 1964 01:44:44.875 --> 01:44:47.791 ♪ Celebrate or cry or pray ♪ 1965 01:44:47.875 --> 01:44:53.166 ♪ Whatever it takes To get you through the mess that we made ♪ 1966 01:44:53.250 --> 01:44:58.208 ♪ 'Cause tomorrow may never come ♪ 1967 01:44:58.291 --> 01:45:02.625 ♪ Just look up ♪ 1968 01:45:02.708 --> 01:45:06.291 ♪ Turn off the shitbox news ♪ 1969 01:45:06.375 --> 01:45:09.333 ♪ 'Cause you're about to die soon Everybody ♪ 1970 01:45:09.416 --> 01:45:13.208 [vocalizing] 1971 01:45:13.291 --> 01:45:15.000 ♪ Look up… ♪ 1972 01:45:15.083 --> 01:45:16.541 [cell phone ringing] 1973 01:45:18.500 --> 01:45:19.583 [Oglethorpe] Oh. 1974 01:45:20.541 --> 01:45:23.833 Hey, good afternoon, Adam. What do I owe the pleasure of this call? 1975 01:45:30.041 --> 01:45:31.041 What time? 1976 01:45:33.833 --> 01:45:35.416 [explosion] 1977 01:45:38.791 --> 01:45:41.708 Well, uh… Well, thank you for calling. 1978 01:45:41.791 --> 01:45:42.708 Um… 1979 01:45:44.125 --> 01:45:45.125 Yeah. 1980 01:45:56.125 --> 01:45:58.583 [indistinct conversation] 1981 01:46:01.583 --> 01:46:02.541 What? 1982 01:46:05.958 --> 01:46:06.958 What? 1983 01:46:09.916 --> 01:46:14.708 Orlean and BASH cut Russia, India, and China 1984 01:46:15.958 --> 01:46:17.375 out of the rights for the minerals. 1985 01:46:17.458 --> 01:46:20.916 So they tried their own joint deflection mission, 1986 01:46:21.000 --> 01:46:25.708 but, uh… approximately 40 minutes ago, 1987 01:46:26.583 --> 01:46:33.000 there was a massive explosion detected at the Russian's Baikonur launch complex. 1988 01:46:35.458 --> 01:46:37.666 So it looks like the mission failed. 1989 01:46:42.791 --> 01:46:44.000 That's it? 1990 01:46:45.916 --> 01:46:47.000 [hesitates] 1991 01:46:47.083 --> 01:46:48.666 What do you mean, "that's it?" 1992 01:46:52.083 --> 01:46:53.125 Teddy? 1993 01:46:56.458 --> 01:46:57.333 Right? 1994 01:47:03.166 --> 01:47:07.000 There is still the BASH mission. It's all we have now. 1995 01:47:14.083 --> 01:47:15.083 [Mindy] Fuck! 1996 01:47:15.166 --> 01:47:17.333 ["Just Like Paradise" playing on speakers] 1997 01:47:21.833 --> 01:47:23.250 [people cheering] 1998 01:47:27.291 --> 01:47:30.083 These Just Look Uppers 1999 01:47:30.166 --> 01:47:35.833 want millions of illegal Chileans to come across the border. 2000 01:47:35.916 --> 01:47:36.791 [people chanting] 2001 01:47:36.875 --> 01:47:40.291 [all chanting] Don't look up. 2002 01:47:44.541 --> 01:47:46.291 The hell is that? 2003 01:47:47.583 --> 01:47:49.000 [people continue chanting] 2004 01:47:52.416 --> 01:47:54.583 Fucking lied to us. 2005 01:47:56.125 --> 01:47:59.041 -The president just texted me. -[glass shattering] 2006 01:47:59.125 --> 01:48:02.583 -"Don't trip. It's all good. Don't trip." -[people shouting and booing] 2007 01:48:05.000 --> 01:48:06.000 Hey, now. 2008 01:48:06.583 --> 01:48:09.250 You cut my face, you fucking rednecks! 2009 01:48:14.583 --> 01:48:16.875 [wind blowing] 2010 01:48:22.041 --> 01:48:24.375 [Yule] Man, there hasn't been a car in, like, an hour. 2011 01:48:25.875 --> 01:48:28.541 [Mindy] Yep. Everyone's watching the BASH launch. 2012 01:48:31.041 --> 01:48:32.333 What are we doing again? 2013 01:48:35.000 --> 01:48:39.416 I told you. We're, uh… We're gonna go buy some groceries. 2014 01:48:43.041 --> 01:48:44.916 [song playing on radio] 2015 01:48:45.583 --> 01:48:46.833 [volume increases] 2016 01:48:48.041 --> 01:48:53.250 The Mills Brothers. Great band. You know, Duke Ellington found this band. 2017 01:48:55.958 --> 01:49:00.000 I think they were originally called the Four Kings of Harmony. 2018 01:49:01.541 --> 01:49:05.666 ♪ We'll call on each memory Till then… ♪ 2019 01:49:05.750 --> 01:49:08.208 "Till Then," this is the song. It's about, uh… 2020 01:49:09.208 --> 01:49:11.458 It's about soldiers going off to World War II 2021 01:49:11.541 --> 01:49:13.375 and thinking about home. 2022 01:49:16.625 --> 01:49:17.708 Listen to this part. 2023 01:49:17.791 --> 01:49:20.958 ♪ Although there are oceans… ♪ 2024 01:49:21.041 --> 01:49:27.041 "Although there are oceans we must cross and mountains that we must climb…" 2025 01:49:28.541 --> 01:49:31.541 ♪ I know every gain… ♪ 2026 01:49:31.625 --> 01:49:34.708 "I know that every gain must have a loss." 2027 01:49:34.791 --> 01:49:36.625 ♪ So pray that our loss… ♪ 2028 01:49:36.708 --> 01:49:40.708 "So pray that our loss is nothing but time." 2029 01:49:40.791 --> 01:49:46.458 ♪ Till then, let's dream Of what there will be ♪ 2030 01:49:46.541 --> 01:49:49.083 -[Yule] Okay, I gotta ask you something. -What? 2031 01:49:51.666 --> 01:49:53.666 Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable in your car? 2032 01:49:53.750 --> 01:49:55.125 [Mindy] Yeah, go ahead. 2033 01:49:57.083 --> 01:49:58.875 I've never met anyone like you 2034 01:49:58.958 --> 01:50:01.166 and I feel a connection to you on a level that… 2035 01:50:04.333 --> 01:50:06.250 I don't know, I haven't felt with anyone else, 2036 01:50:06.333 --> 01:50:08.375 and going out on a limb, 2037 01:50:08.458 --> 01:50:10.458 but would you want to spend more time together? 2038 01:50:10.541 --> 01:50:14.958 -[song stops playing] -Maybe even get engaged or something? 2039 01:50:15.041 --> 01:50:16.083 [chuckles] 2040 01:50:16.166 --> 01:50:18.000 -Wow. -[Yule] Are you laughing? 2041 01:50:18.875 --> 01:50:20.125 -No? -[Kate] I'm smiling. 2042 01:50:21.541 --> 01:50:23.541 -Well, sure. -[Mindy] This is sweet. 2043 01:50:23.625 --> 01:50:26.875 -Why not? -This is pretty sweet. 2044 01:50:29.625 --> 01:50:33.333 [rumbling] 2045 01:50:37.291 --> 01:50:41.791 [Orlean hesitates] And you read the tea leaves for Dr. Mindy. 2046 01:50:41.875 --> 01:50:43.875 -You showed him the algorithm. -[Peter] Oh, yeah. 2047 01:50:43.958 --> 01:50:46.041 [Orlean] You really shook him with that information. 2048 01:50:46.125 --> 01:50:48.916 -How he was gonna die. -[Peter] Yeah, it is shaking. 2049 01:50:49.625 --> 01:50:51.916 It got me so excited to know about my own death. 2050 01:50:52.000 --> 01:50:53.791 [both laughing] 2051 01:50:54.583 --> 01:50:57.208 I don't think I wanna know. Yes, I do. I wanna to know. 2052 01:50:57.291 --> 01:51:01.541 You're gonna be eaten by a Bronteroc. We don't know what it means. 2053 01:51:01.625 --> 01:51:03.583 -A what? -A Bronteroc. 2054 01:51:05.208 --> 01:51:07.708 -Oh. -Okay, people, we have clear skies. 2055 01:51:07.791 --> 01:51:09.458 [pensive music playing] 2056 01:51:09.541 --> 01:51:12.750 And we are a go for the BEAD launch. 2057 01:51:12.833 --> 01:51:13.958 Madam President? 2058 01:51:14.041 --> 01:51:18.583 Citizens of planet Earth. Now… 2059 01:51:19.541 --> 01:51:23.250 Look at this, Kate. They have wild salmon. 2060 01:51:23.333 --> 01:51:26.416 Look at the difference between that and the farm-raised stuff. 2061 01:51:26.500 --> 01:51:29.708 You see how that looks just… I don't know. Looks fake, right? 2062 01:51:30.833 --> 01:51:33.375 Hey, why don't you go find some, uh… 2063 01:51:33.458 --> 01:51:35.958 What are the little potatoes called, the tiny ones? 2064 01:51:36.041 --> 01:51:37.166 -Fingerling potatoes? -Yeah. 2065 01:51:37.250 --> 01:51:39.750 -I fucking love fingerling potatoes. -Let's get finger… 2066 01:51:39.833 --> 01:51:41.333 Do you wanna say something too? 2067 01:51:41.416 --> 01:51:42.708 That was beautiful. Yeah. 2068 01:51:43.666 --> 01:51:47.791 What up, world? Jason Orlean, uh, Chief of Staff, United States. 2069 01:51:47.875 --> 01:51:48.833 Um… 2070 01:51:49.875 --> 01:51:53.458 I've been noticing a lot of prayers recently for people during this time 2071 01:51:54.291 --> 01:51:55.750 and I commend that, um, 2072 01:51:55.833 --> 01:52:02.125 but I also wanna give a prayer for stuff. 2073 01:52:03.625 --> 01:52:08.916 There's dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches, 2074 01:52:09.000 --> 01:52:11.750 and cars, um, and clothes and shit 2075 01:52:11.833 --> 01:52:16.416 that could all go away and I don't wanna see that stuff go away. 2076 01:52:16.500 --> 01:52:18.833 So I'm gonna say a prayer for that stuff. Amen. 2077 01:52:21.958 --> 01:52:25.041 [man on TV] Just a quiet trepidation among this much smaller crowd. 2078 01:52:25.125 --> 01:52:27.000 I can hear the sounds of some people praying. 2079 01:52:27.083 --> 01:52:29.166 [Peter] Okay, Anderson, let's go get it. 2080 01:52:29.250 --> 01:52:32.500 Yes, sir. Here we go, people. 2081 01:52:33.291 --> 01:52:34.125 Ten. 2082 01:52:34.208 --> 01:52:41.125 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 2083 01:52:41.833 --> 01:52:43.875 five, four… 2084 01:52:46.791 --> 01:52:48.791 [uneasy music playing] 2085 01:52:55.500 --> 01:52:56.625 [doorbell rings] 2086 01:53:02.666 --> 01:53:03.500 Hey. 2087 01:53:04.958 --> 01:53:05.791 Hi. 2088 01:53:05.875 --> 01:53:07.708 [flames roaring] 2089 01:53:09.166 --> 01:53:11.541 [dramatic music playing] 2090 01:53:16.583 --> 01:53:19.541 We, uh, got some groceries. 2091 01:53:20.958 --> 01:53:23.541 [dramatic music playing] 2092 01:53:28.916 --> 01:53:30.291 Yo, what was that? 2093 01:53:30.375 --> 01:53:32.291 -We lost BEAD number 12. -[alarm blaring] 2094 01:53:35.208 --> 01:53:36.833 [man] BEAD number 22 failed to launch. 2095 01:53:37.708 --> 01:53:40.541 It's fine. It's fine. 2096 01:53:40.625 --> 01:53:44.666 We had anticipated a margin for error. 2097 01:53:44.750 --> 01:53:46.250 Everything is fine. 2098 01:53:46.333 --> 01:53:50.833 I was hoping we could, um, have a family dinner. 2099 01:53:50.916 --> 01:53:52.291 [Evan and Marshall] Hey, Dad. 2100 01:53:52.375 --> 01:53:54.458 -Hey, guys. Hey. -Hey. 2101 01:54:00.833 --> 01:54:01.750 What do you say? 2102 01:54:04.166 --> 01:54:05.000 Yeah. 2103 01:54:05.916 --> 01:54:07.291 -[Mindy] Thank you. -Yeah. 2104 01:54:07.791 --> 01:54:10.000 -This is, uh… This is Kate. -Oh, hi. 2105 01:54:10.083 --> 01:54:11.916 -Hello. Hi, Kate. -Let me grab those bags. 2106 01:54:12.000 --> 01:54:13.750 -Nice to meet you. I'm Yule. -Yule. 2107 01:54:13.833 --> 01:54:16.000 I'm FirePuma142 on Twitch. You game? 2108 01:54:16.625 --> 01:54:18.125 It's really doubtful she knows. 2109 01:54:18.208 --> 01:54:19.833 -You're right. -Who said I game? 2110 01:54:21.000 --> 01:54:23.333 I… I got these for you. 2111 01:54:25.208 --> 01:54:27.166 Thank you. That's really sweet, honey. 2112 01:54:33.375 --> 01:54:35.375 I'm so sorry. You have no idea. 2113 01:54:37.208 --> 01:54:39.916 -I really am. -[sighs] I know. I know. 2114 01:54:40.750 --> 01:54:43.875 -I've missed you. -I missed you so much. 2115 01:54:50.875 --> 01:54:53.625 When we dated in college, I fucked Aaron Tran. 2116 01:54:55.875 --> 01:54:56.708 Oh? 2117 01:54:57.333 --> 01:54:58.708 Yeah, so, uh… 2118 01:55:02.458 --> 01:55:04.041 [Motown song playing on speakers] 2119 01:55:04.125 --> 01:55:05.625 [indistinct chatter] 2120 01:55:14.541 --> 01:55:16.833 -That is really good. -Really good, right? 2121 01:55:27.708 --> 01:55:30.000 -Hey, everybody. -Hey! 2122 01:55:30.083 --> 01:55:32.791 -Sorry I'm late, but not empty-handed. -Hey, my friend. 2123 01:55:33.875 --> 01:55:37.375 Evan, Marshall, June, this is Dr. Oglethorpe. 2124 01:55:37.458 --> 01:55:39.125 [indistinct chatter] 2125 01:55:39.208 --> 01:55:41.208 [dramatic music playing] 2126 01:55:52.000 --> 01:55:54.875 BEADs have approached optimal escape velocity 2127 01:55:54.958 --> 01:55:59.625 and now approaching Comet Dibiasky and are ready for attachment mode. 2128 01:56:12.750 --> 01:56:14.041 -[crash on video] -[gasps] 2129 01:56:15.000 --> 01:56:17.625 -[alarm blaring] -Uh… Okay. All right. 2130 01:56:17.708 --> 01:56:20.833 Eight and 27 are lost due to lateral control malfunction. 2131 01:56:21.750 --> 01:56:24.666 Okay, so, now… Now, Peter… 2132 01:56:24.750 --> 01:56:28.958 Peter, we're six drones down. Is this thing still gonna work? 2133 01:56:29.041 --> 01:56:34.875 Well, the engineer's assured me that yes, 24 drones is enough. 2134 01:56:35.958 --> 01:56:38.958 Well, how many can we lose? 2135 01:56:41.583 --> 01:56:43.083 [hesitates] How many more? 2136 01:56:43.166 --> 01:56:44.791 [alarm blaring] 2137 01:56:46.625 --> 01:56:50.250 We're being told that several of the BEADS have exploded on launch. 2138 01:56:51.291 --> 01:56:54.125 -Got the head seat right there. -[Oglethorpe chuckles] 2139 01:56:54.208 --> 01:56:56.791 You're way too kind, Randall. Thank you. 2140 01:56:56.875 --> 01:56:57.875 [Mindy] Big Doctor. 2141 01:56:57.958 --> 01:56:59.166 Do you want more wine? 2142 01:57:00.291 --> 01:57:02.291 -Hey, cheers, everyone. Huh? -[Oglethorpe] Cheers. 2143 01:57:02.375 --> 01:57:03.416 -Cheers. -[Mindy] Love you. 2144 01:57:03.500 --> 01:57:05.250 -Love you. -Thank you so much for having us. 2145 01:57:05.333 --> 01:57:06.583 Thank you for being here. 2146 01:57:06.666 --> 01:57:08.208 -It's so special. -Thank you. 2147 01:57:08.291 --> 01:57:10.291 [dramatic music playing] 2148 01:57:20.958 --> 01:57:24.166 Commence simultaneous explosive separation stage now. 2149 01:57:26.125 --> 01:57:27.458 -[gasps] -[alarm blaring] 2150 01:57:27.541 --> 01:57:29.708 [Jason] Yo. Yo. Mom. 2151 01:57:29.791 --> 01:57:33.000 [dramatic music playing] 2152 01:57:39.708 --> 01:57:40.750 [Oglethorpe] Beautiful. 2153 01:57:41.333 --> 01:57:43.250 -[Mindy] Thank you, pal. -Yeah. 2154 01:57:43.333 --> 01:57:48.083 Yeah, it really is. And it's really good to have you home. 2155 01:57:49.750 --> 01:57:51.500 [Kate] Dr. Mindy got really famous. 2156 01:57:51.583 --> 01:57:54.125 Oh. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. 2157 01:57:54.208 --> 01:57:55.791 -That's right. Okay. -[laughter] 2158 01:57:56.708 --> 01:58:00.625 Yep, I was on, uh, magazine covers and everything. I know. 2159 01:58:01.291 --> 01:58:03.375 -[Kate] You looked great. -I'll take your shots. 2160 01:58:03.458 --> 01:58:04.541 [laughter] 2161 01:58:06.916 --> 01:58:07.750 [kisses] 2162 01:58:07.833 --> 01:58:09.458 -[Mrs. Mindy] I love you. -Love you too. 2163 01:58:10.875 --> 01:58:13.500 -[intense music playing] -All right. We need a report. 2164 01:58:13.583 --> 01:58:16.166 Need a full status report on the explosive devices. 2165 01:58:16.250 --> 01:58:19.416 Get on it. Still waiting for a full status report. 2166 01:58:19.500 --> 01:58:21.333 -[cell phone ringing] -[gasps] 2167 01:58:21.416 --> 01:58:22.458 [Anderson] All right. 2168 01:58:22.541 --> 01:58:27.625 [breathing heavily] President Qi of China says that the comet is still whole. 2169 01:58:27.708 --> 01:58:29.791 We got four misfires and sync was off. 2170 01:58:30.625 --> 01:58:31.625 It's still intact. 2171 01:58:31.708 --> 01:58:32.875 [Peter] What was that? 2172 01:58:33.541 --> 01:58:35.958 We've got four misfires and the sync was off. 2173 01:58:36.791 --> 01:58:40.958 Okay. We're all fine. Everyone's fine. 2174 01:58:41.708 --> 01:58:44.791 It's gonna be all right. If you'll excuse me. [chuckles] 2175 01:58:44.875 --> 01:58:46.125 Nature calls. 2176 01:58:46.208 --> 01:58:49.208 I'm just gonna go to the restroom for a moment. 2177 01:58:52.666 --> 01:58:55.541 Yes, uh, I think that I should also step out 2178 01:58:55.625 --> 01:58:57.333 to the restroom for a moment. 2179 01:58:58.541 --> 01:59:01.041 -[alarm continues blaring] -[indistinct chatter] 2180 01:59:03.583 --> 01:59:05.583 -[Jason] Should I… -No, I'll be fine. 2181 01:59:06.625 --> 01:59:08.125 Sir, the president. 2182 01:59:08.875 --> 01:59:11.000 We need to know what the mission status is. 2183 01:59:13.166 --> 01:59:14.750 She's coming right back. 2184 01:59:15.416 --> 01:59:18.041 Screw this. I'm going to see my husband. 2185 01:59:19.541 --> 01:59:21.250 [people clamoring] 2186 01:59:21.333 --> 01:59:24.625 I'm sorry. I've got a 20-year-old daughter. I've got to go see her. 2187 01:59:25.291 --> 01:59:26.625 [man] I'm doin' an 8-ball. 2188 01:59:27.791 --> 01:59:28.833 [woman] Oh, shit! 2189 01:59:28.916 --> 01:59:30.625 She's coming. She's coming back. 2190 01:59:30.708 --> 01:59:32.208 [people clamoring in panic] 2191 01:59:37.041 --> 01:59:39.250 [Orlean] Hello, there's a ship. 2192 01:59:39.791 --> 01:59:43.916 In case we were wrong, and clearly, we were wrong. 2193 01:59:44.000 --> 01:59:46.458 Of course you've got a ship. 2194 01:59:46.541 --> 01:59:48.125 [Orlean] It holds 2,000. 2195 01:59:48.208 --> 01:59:51.458 It's state-of-the-art cryo-chambers, and it's set to find 2196 01:59:51.541 --> 01:59:54.666 the nearest Earth-like planet in a Goldilocks Zone so… 2197 01:59:54.750 --> 01:59:55.625 Hmm. 2198 01:59:55.708 --> 01:59:57.125 There's room for you and one other. 2199 01:59:58.166 --> 02:00:00.250 Brie, your wife, your call. 2200 02:00:02.708 --> 02:00:09.500 I'm good, but thank you for the offer. You, uh… You have fun with Jason. 2201 02:00:11.541 --> 02:00:12.500 Jason? 2202 02:00:15.250 --> 02:00:16.375 Oh, shit. 2203 02:00:17.000 --> 02:00:18.583 [alarm blaring] 2204 02:00:20.083 --> 02:00:21.083 She's coming back. 2205 02:00:22.125 --> 02:00:24.125 [uneasy music playing] 2206 02:00:30.125 --> 02:00:33.041 I'm thankful for that night I fell asleep out in the backyard. 2207 02:00:33.791 --> 02:00:36.166 -Woke up face-to-face with a baby deer. -I remember that. 2208 02:00:36.250 --> 02:00:38.708 -Yeah. -Yep. It was the best day of my life. 2209 02:00:40.791 --> 02:00:41.708 [kisses] 2210 02:00:50.166 --> 02:00:51.375 I'm grateful… 2211 02:00:58.750 --> 02:01:00.666 [shakily] I'm grateful we tried. 2212 02:01:03.541 --> 02:01:06.000 Man, oh, man, did we try. 2213 02:01:08.458 --> 02:01:13.791 Well, we're not the most religious here in the Mindy household, 2214 02:01:13.875 --> 02:01:17.500 but, um, maybe we should say "amen"? Should we do that? 2215 02:01:17.583 --> 02:01:19.041 [Mrs. Mindy] Don't look at me. 2216 02:01:19.875 --> 02:01:23.833 [chuckling] I don't know how to… What, you just say, "Amen"? I don't… 2217 02:01:24.541 --> 02:01:25.750 -I got this. -Wrap it up? 2218 02:01:26.416 --> 02:01:27.250 I got it. 2219 02:01:38.750 --> 02:01:41.000 Dearest Father and Almighty Creator… 2220 02:01:42.666 --> 02:01:43.708 [sighs] 2221 02:01:44.875 --> 02:01:48.708 …we ask for Your grace tonight, despite our pride. 2222 02:01:50.416 --> 02:01:54.291 Your forgiveness, despite our doubt. 2223 02:01:57.625 --> 02:01:59.125 Most of all, Lord… 2224 02:02:01.125 --> 02:02:05.791 we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times. 2225 02:02:08.291 --> 02:02:10.500 May we face whatever is to come… 2226 02:02:10.583 --> 02:02:12.708 [music continues playing] 2227 02:02:12.791 --> 02:02:18.583 …in Your divine will with courage and open hearts of acceptance. 2228 02:02:21.833 --> 02:02:24.291 -Amen. -[Oglethorpe] Amen. 2229 02:02:25.541 --> 02:02:27.708 Wow. Youse got some church game. 2230 02:02:29.625 --> 02:02:30.750 That was beautiful. 2231 02:02:34.166 --> 02:02:36.125 The comet remains intact. 2232 02:02:36.208 --> 02:02:39.166 [people clamoring in panic] 2233 02:02:42.875 --> 02:02:44.541 We just never… [sighs] 2234 02:02:46.750 --> 02:02:50.208 Of course, there's only one story everyone's talking about tonight. 2235 02:02:50.791 --> 02:02:52.791 Topless urgent care centers. 2236 02:02:53.458 --> 02:02:56.833 [people clamoring] 2237 02:02:58.833 --> 02:02:59.916 [gunfire] 2238 02:03:03.000 --> 02:03:04.458 [sighs] Sit. 2239 02:03:06.458 --> 02:03:10.791 Or… we can fuck… 2240 02:03:10.875 --> 02:03:12.750 [breathing heavily] 2241 02:03:12.833 --> 02:03:14.666 …or pray, or… 2242 02:03:18.791 --> 02:03:22.291 Honestly, I think I'd just rather drink and… 2243 02:03:24.250 --> 02:03:25.916 talk shit about people. 2244 02:03:27.208 --> 02:03:29.708 [rapid gunfire] 2245 02:03:32.208 --> 02:03:33.833 You'll never take me alive! 2246 02:03:37.041 --> 02:03:37.958 Look out! 2247 02:03:38.541 --> 02:03:39.750 [dog barking] 2248 02:03:47.500 --> 02:03:49.041 [indistinct chatter on TV] 2249 02:03:53.208 --> 02:03:54.875 -[grunting] -[woman screaming] 2250 02:04:02.083 --> 02:04:03.916 [people screaming] 2251 02:04:09.666 --> 02:04:10.791 [birds chirping] 2252 02:04:25.833 --> 02:04:27.416 [shouting] 2253 02:04:28.958 --> 02:04:30.000 [indistinct chatter] 2254 02:04:30.083 --> 02:04:32.916 I'm definitely gonna have some more of this apple pie. It's so good. 2255 02:04:33.000 --> 02:04:35.791 It's actually store-bought, but you really can't tell. 2256 02:04:37.666 --> 02:04:42.208 If I'm to be completely honest, which at this moment, why not? 2257 02:04:43.208 --> 02:04:46.916 I actually like the junky taste of store-bought better than homemade. 2258 02:04:47.666 --> 02:04:48.666 You gotta be kidding me. 2259 02:04:48.750 --> 02:04:52.166 No, I'm not kidding. 2260 02:04:53.458 --> 02:04:56.666 You know what? I know what he means. It's like a childhood memory thing. 2261 02:04:59.708 --> 02:05:02.541 [piano music playing] 2262 02:05:02.625 --> 02:05:04.541 [people clamoring] 2263 02:05:06.625 --> 02:05:08.458 [explosions] 2264 02:05:16.208 --> 02:05:19.208 [music continues playing] 2265 02:05:30.125 --> 02:05:31.583 [electricity crackling] 2266 02:05:31.666 --> 02:05:33.583 Nothing is better than homemade, right? 2267 02:05:33.666 --> 02:05:37.208 This coffee doesn't taste store-bought. Is it? 2268 02:05:37.291 --> 02:05:39.666 I grind my own beans. Yeah. 2269 02:05:39.750 --> 02:05:41.375 Yeah, Dad's kind of a coffee nut. 2270 02:05:41.458 --> 02:05:43.708 Every time you have coffee, you have to grind your beans? 2271 02:05:44.708 --> 02:05:48.666 Randall is very particular about his coffee. 2272 02:05:48.750 --> 02:05:50.375 [Kate] I can get that way about tea. 2273 02:05:50.458 --> 02:05:51.500 [utensils clattering] 2274 02:05:53.208 --> 02:05:55.541 Thing of it is, we really… 2275 02:05:57.625 --> 02:05:59.833 We really did have everything, didn't we? 2276 02:06:02.083 --> 02:06:04.500 I mean, when you think about it. 2277 02:06:04.583 --> 02:06:06.583 [floor rumbling] 2278 02:06:20.333 --> 02:06:23.333 [music continues playing] 2279 02:06:31.416 --> 02:06:33.208 [explosion] 2280 02:06:33.291 --> 02:06:34.875 [silence] 2281 02:06:37.208 --> 02:06:40.208 ["Second Nature" playing] 2282 02:06:41.458 --> 02:06:43.666 ♪ Is this our first? ♪ 2283 02:06:45.291 --> 02:06:47.250 ♪ Or second nature? ♪ 2284 02:06:49.541 --> 02:06:52.583 ♪ When's that Rapture? ♪ 2285 02:06:52.666 --> 02:06:55.041 ♪ Will there be merch? ♪ 2286 02:06:57.000 --> 02:07:00.833 ♪ Where is Mother? She was a stunner ♪ 2287 02:07:00.916 --> 02:07:02.541 ♪ Can we page her? ♪ 2288 02:07:04.750 --> 02:07:10.125 ♪ What mine eyes have seen Could really take the purse ♪ 2289 02:07:12.291 --> 02:07:14.416 ♪ Are we chumps now? ♪ 2290 02:07:15.625 --> 02:07:17.750 ♪ Or are we fakers? ♪ 2291 02:07:20.458 --> 02:07:24.541 ♪ Parade around or get in work? ♪ 2292 02:07:26.291 --> 02:07:28.333 ♪ Or just deserve? ♪ 2293 02:07:29.958 --> 02:07:32.750 ♪ We will see you next time ♪ 2294 02:07:33.958 --> 02:07:36.458 ♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪ 2295 02:07:37.541 --> 02:07:40.666 ♪ Territories pay fines ♪ 2296 02:07:41.458 --> 02:07:43.625 ♪ All long day ♪ 2297 02:07:45.083 --> 02:07:47.083 ♪ All may not be just fine ♪ 2298 02:07:49.500 --> 02:07:52.750 ♪ There is another fate, a way ♪ 2299 02:07:52.833 --> 02:07:55.250 ♪ To not be too late ♪ 2300 02:07:55.875 --> 02:07:58.125 ♪ All obfuscate ♪ 2301 02:08:51.041 --> 02:08:52.875 ["Second Nature" continues playing] 2302 02:09:36.750 --> 02:09:39.916 [Peter] Hey, oxygen is actually higher than on Earth 2303 02:09:40.000 --> 02:09:41.166 by nine percent, 2304 02:09:41.250 --> 02:09:43.833 so you might feel a bit light-headed. 2305 02:09:44.666 --> 02:09:48.208 And cryo-chambers were 58% successful, 2306 02:09:48.291 --> 02:09:50.583 which is much better than anticipated. 2307 02:09:50.666 --> 02:09:53.791 Yeah, we only had 47 dead in our section, so… 2308 02:09:54.583 --> 02:09:59.000 I think this is gonna work out quite well. Quite well, indeed. 2309 02:09:59.083 --> 02:09:59.916 Goodness. 2310 02:10:00.000 --> 02:10:05.625 -[gasps] Look at that beautiful animal. -[squawking] 2311 02:10:05.708 --> 02:10:09.708 I wonder, are those feathers or are they scale-- 2312 02:10:09.791 --> 02:10:11.833 -[screams] -[people gasping] 2313 02:10:12.708 --> 02:10:14.958 -That's disgusting. -What is that thing? 2314 02:10:15.666 --> 02:10:18.125 I believe that's called a Bronteroc. 2315 02:10:18.208 --> 02:10:19.500 [flesh tearing] 2316 02:10:19.583 --> 02:10:20.833 [Bronteroc squawking] 2317 02:10:20.916 --> 02:10:24.125 Uh… Whatever you do, don't pet them. 2318 02:10:24.875 --> 02:10:27.125 ♪ We will see you next time ♪ 2319 02:10:29.000 --> 02:10:31.625 ♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪ 2320 02:10:32.458 --> 02:10:35.166 ♪ Territories pay fines ♪ 2321 02:10:35.958 --> 02:10:38.875 ♪ All long day ♪ 2322 02:10:39.958 --> 02:10:41.875 ♪ All may not be just fine ♪ 2323 02:10:44.416 --> 02:10:47.875 ♪ There is another fate, a way ♪ 2324 02:10:47.958 --> 02:10:50.208 ♪ To not be too late ♪ 2325 02:10:51.291 --> 02:10:54.041 ♪ We will see you next time ♪ 2326 02:10:55.375 --> 02:10:58.041 ♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪ 2327 02:10:58.791 --> 02:11:01.166 ♪ Territories pay fines ♪ 2328 02:11:02.666 --> 02:11:04.666 ♪ All long day ♪ 2329 02:11:05.500 --> 02:11:08.583 -♪ Say it with me ♪ -♪ All may not be just fine ♪ 2330 02:11:08.666 --> 02:11:10.916 ♪ All long day ♪ 2331 02:11:11.000 --> 02:11:14.166 ♪ There is another fate, a way ♪ 2332 02:11:14.250 --> 02:11:16.541 ♪ To not be too late ♪ 2333 02:11:17.208 --> 02:11:19.708 ♪ All obfuscate ♪ 2334 02:11:50.000 --> 02:11:52.333 [somber instrumental music plays] 2335 02:14:32.958 --> 02:14:35.500 [upbeat jazz music playing] 2336 02:17:18.083 --> 02:17:19.416 [fire crackling] 2337 02:17:28.166 --> 02:17:29.166 [Jason] Fuck. 2338 02:17:43.500 --> 02:17:44.458 Mom? 2339 02:17:47.458 --> 02:17:48.541 Mom! 2340 02:17:54.125 --> 02:17:55.333 What's up, y'all? 2341 02:17:56.000 --> 02:17:57.458 I'm the last man on Earth. 2342 02:17:58.750 --> 02:18:00.125 Shit's all fucked up. 2343 02:18:00.875 --> 02:18:02.666 Don't forget to like and subscribe. 2344 02:18:03.458 --> 02:18:04.375 We out here. 2345 02:18:07.250 --> 02:18:08.208 Mom!