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I think this is the place.
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You got the cash?
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It's in my pocket.
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Don't take that out here, wesh.
You want us to get mugged?
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Apparently, it's on the third floor.
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Knock on the door
with a little pussy on it.
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Yeah, but really, I don't know.
Maybe we don't have to get coke?
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We can do without it
for tonight, can't we?
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No, no, no, I'm not cool with that at all.
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It helps me hit on the ladies. Otherwise,
neither of us know what to say.
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Yeah, but see,
I would've preferred a quiet evening.
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You know I have to study
for an exam tomorrow.
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Okay. Give me the cash.
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I'll figure it out on my own,
once again. Hey, relax!
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-You big clown! Watch it.
-I'm gonna fuck you up!
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Actually, I'll go with you.
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No. You stay down here,
or they won't respect us.
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Let's see your asshole after I take you
to my place in Brussels for a month.
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-Yes.
-You got that?
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Good evening.
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Please, help me!
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-Help me, please! Stop!
-No, thank you.
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Sorry, excuse me. I'm sorry.
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Shut up!
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Are you Cokeman?
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Now you listen to me!
Listen to me carefully.
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On my mother's grave,
I didn't know you were blind. Okay?
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Yeah, I jerked off
your Labrador. And I dug it.
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But he came on to me first!
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-What?
-So now, we can get into it if you want!
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You got it, Jafar? You got it?
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Fuck, my name is Grégoire
and I don't have a dog, damn it!
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Oh, shit!
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I'm sorry, bro.
Gotta admit, with your pumpkin face,
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I should've known it wasn't you.
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So, what did you need?
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I wanted to buy
a little coke from you, but forget it.
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What are you talking about?
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You disturb me while I'm happily
banging my fridge, then say "forget it"?
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Sorry, I didn't know.
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Also, you nutcase,
right now I've got the best coke in Paris.
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Oh, yeah?
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-I can tell you dig that stuff!
-Oh, yeah.
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-Come on over here, aardvark face.
-Yes.
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Go on, sit on the couch there.
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-You want a blowjob from the fridge?
-I'm good, man.
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You're missing out. That's a real woman.
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-Also, I have a question.
-Yeah?
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Are those your real teeth
or are they a joke?
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These are my real teeth.
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Damn, those are sick!
I'd get a kick out of having the same!
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-You know what I'd do?
-No.
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I'd put little peanuts inside the holes.
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Can I do it to you afterwards?
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Yeah, why not,
but you know, you'd need peanuts.
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Don't worry.
That shouldn't be too hard to find.
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Here you go, lucky guy! Colombiana!
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-Nana!
-But I gotta warn you,
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it's gonna blow your schnoz off!
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Can I do a quick one before I bounce?
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Of course, bro, I told you.
Make yourself at home.
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You look so good, it's pissing me off!
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-You handsome boy!
-Word.
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Those crystals are insane!
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This is fishscale, right?
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Okay, I get it.
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I'm in the presence of a blow expert!
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Now that's a nice change!
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You want a small one?
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A really fat one!
Give me a real, man-sized line!
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-Come on.
-Give me a man-sized line!
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There.
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What you mean "there"?
I told you to give me a big-ass line.
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There! That's a big-ass line, bro!
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Dude's crazy!
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There.
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He's got his little card and everything.
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This guy here,
he's all equipped. Come on, here.
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I'll make you your little straw.
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Here you go, son. Enjoy!
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Well?
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This is crazy good!
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Cokeman? Is my nose
supposed to be bleeding?
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Of course it is!
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You just hit a wall, you bastard!
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And he claims to be an expert!
"I think this is fishscale."
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The only fish in here is right there,
and it's got a nosebleed!
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You loser! Here. Wipe your nose.
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Fuck, I love this plaster!
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What are you doing? Quit thinking, bro!
It's bad for your high!
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Keep it up and you'll have a bad trip.
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I think I'm already bad tripping.
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Augustin?
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-Shut the fuck up!
-Is it Jafar?
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I think it is Jafar, bro.
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No worries, bro, I'm here.
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BEWARE MEAN PUSSY!!!
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Who is it?
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It's the drug squad,
you son of a bitch. Open the door!
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Right…
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Who got you all puffed up like that?
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Go on, move it!
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It looks like a hemorrhoid, man!
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Another fucking wasted day.
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But for real,
it didn't start off that bad.
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I picked up this little posh hottie
the night before.
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We got down and dirty all night long.
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Anyway, I'll spare you the details.
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All of a sudden,
I stepped on an old dog turd.
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I looked at it, all flattened
under my sole, and I thought,
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"Wrapped in some cellophane,
this'll seriously pass for dope."
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So I picked up a few turds
and I bounced to the 16th.
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Guess what, my turds sold like hotcakes.
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Bro, all the rich kids
were falling for it. It was insane.
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Then, I ran into
the neighborhood ball-breakers.
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A small squad of bougie girls.
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Come on, hurry, the fucking cops are here!
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I don't give a fuck.
Can I touch it or not?
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It was impossible
to get anything past them.
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Hang on. Is this shit?
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No.
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This guy wants to sell me shit?
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Who do you think I am?
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Then I turn around…
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I see a dozen beefcakes,
and they charge at me.
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Are you serious with your dog turds?
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Move it before I destroy you both!
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I'm warning you, my brother knows judo.
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That'll teach you
to try to scam the posh kids.
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Just wait until I run
into those bastards again!
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Posh kids!
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{\an8}Hey, are you for real?
You made straws with this?
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{\an8}-What's wrong?
-Can't you read?
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{\an8}Of course not!
I never went to school, bro.
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It's all hieroglyphs to me!
Go on, what does it say?
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Yeah, it's an invitation
to my sister's wedding.
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There'll be hookers everywhere.
Everyone there will be rolling in it.
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I can't even afford to buy a suit.
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Hookers and rich people?
We are definitely going.
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Aren't you sick of spending
your days with asshats like this?
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Holy shit.
He looks like the Penguin with an OD.
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The Penguin in Batman, get it?
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Shit! He's freaking me out.
I'm gonna have nightmares.
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Wait, you know what…
I'm gonna pay for your suit.
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You're the man, partner.
You're the man, swear to God.
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Keep the change.
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Come on. Let's go, bro.
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What do we do with your junkie here?
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Can't you see
that little bastard's in wonderland?
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Let him trip for a bit.
He's seeing twerking pigs.
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You always get weirdo junkies.
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He's just an old loser, bro.
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Man, did you fuck him over?
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That's your sister?
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Yeah, half-sister.
We just have the same mom.
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Your dad must be really ugly.
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Damn, I hadn't put together
who Zlatana was marrying.
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Who's that asshole?
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You don't know Arsène von Gluten?
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-No.
-All right, let me explain.
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This guy comes
from a big industrial family
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in the fucking baking business.
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But he still does
some shady stuff on the side.
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My boy Hakim was in the biz with him.
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-And Hakim tried to pull one over him.
-Damn!
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Except Arsène totally lost it.
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He took him to his bakery.
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He knocked him down
to knead him on the floor.
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He threw him in the oven.
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Word is, Hakim came out of there
baked like a butter croissant.
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Yes.
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I do.
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Yeah, I do, yeah.
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I now pronounce you husband and wife.
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Long live the bride!
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It's done, I reeled him in!
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He's screwed!
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Congratulations, Mr. No Gluten.
Congratulations.
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Prince Al-Wallou is
very keen on meeting you.
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Prince Al-Wallou, what an honor!
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I've made sure that
you will be seated at my table tonight,
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so we can talk business.
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You look gorgeous,
babe, it was incredible.
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Haven't you been taking pictures?
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I was hypnotized. You're so beautiful.
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What are you here for?
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Your attention, please.
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Gather around the newlyweds
for the family photo, please.
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Wesh, why are you
being all shy? Go on, bro!
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You're family, aren't you?
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-There's something I haven't told you.
-What?
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My mom only had kids
to make dough off of them.
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When she saw my face, she realized
I wouldn't be wooing any princesses.
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Makes sense.
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Isn't my wife beautiful?
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Do you know those two weirdos?
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Never seen them in my life.
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Go get rid of them.
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Your mom's the old lady
sucking up to the two Saudis?
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My dad made her believe he was
an Algerian oligarch in the gas business.
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When she realized that the only gas
he produced was under the covers,
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she didn't stick around long.
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Under the covers?
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Scammer from father to son, you know it.
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Of course I know it!
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Ready, can we go? Very nice.
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But your sis is a knockout.
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Excuse me, man.
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Hey, move it, you!
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Let me go!
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-Wesh, what do you think you're doing?
-But the picture…
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I'm talking to you!
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Mrs. von Gluten,
Arsène told me to kick them out.
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Are you serious? Arsène, come here!
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Two minutes, Zoozoo.
We're taking pictures.
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Don't "Zoozoo" me!
How could you treat my brother like that?
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No, I…
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Quit stuttering!
You make me want to smack you!
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What did she say?
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All right, big guy?
You having a good time? It's--
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Beat it, don't crowd us.
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Everyone, stay still.
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Let's take that picture.
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-She told you to let me go. Hedi!
-You're not family.
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Great! Move closer. Now, your best smiles.
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I'll never do business
with a man whose wife calls him a swine.
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God damn him.
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And that's a wrap,
sweethearts! Thanks, everyone!
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Bravo!
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How have you been?
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You know me, working jobs here and there.
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-So you're still struggling?
-Yeah, it's a fucking mess.
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Don't worry,
I'll see what Arsène can do for you.
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I have him by the balls, you've no idea.
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He didn't even sign a pre-nup, that fool.
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-For real?
-He's so not ready!
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That's my darling sister! Oh, man--
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Gonna introduce me to your sister?
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Fuck, get outta here!
I'm talking to my sister!
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-So, that's how it is.
-Darling?
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I know how you can make it up to me.
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Von Gluten, more like von Bitch!
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What do you want?
247
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,760
-Wesh, Cokeman!
-Go fuck yourself.
248
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,160
-We're back in business, buddy!
-I'm not your buddy!
249
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,400
You and your seven-league boots.
250
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,440
Hey, brother! What's the matter?
251
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:59,200
You serious? I wanted you
to introduce me to your hot sister.
252
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,520
She was into me.
253
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,400
I was being all cute.
All I wanted was a hug.
254
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,920
And you throw me out like a hobo?
255
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,240
Fuck you, you motherfucker!
256
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,360
Listen to me!
257
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,720
Arsène is offering me… I mean,
offering us a chance to sell his weed.
258
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,200
We've got a meeting with him
after his honeymoon.
259
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,640
-Dude, fucking crazy good weed.
-Whatever, I don't light up.
260
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,800
I'm telling you we're back in business.
Are you my boy or not?
261
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,040
Don't give me a headache.
262
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,400
You're my only friend.
I'm never letting you down.
263
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,800
In fact, I'm warning you.
264
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,880
The last thing you'll see before you croak
is my big fat sweet Arab face.
265
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,200
What do you think? You'll see mine too!
266
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,120
You've already got one foot in the grave.
267
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,440
In six months,
you'll be rolling joints with Beelzebub.
268
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,680
You son of a bitch!
269
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,880
I stepped in dog shit, bro.
It fucking stinks.
270
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,880
That old loser's still here!
271
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,680
Little Greggy!
So, did you dig your trip or what?
272
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,520
No, not at all. It was horrible.
273
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,520
I really thought I was gonna croak.
274
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,040
I saw a light at the end of the tunnel.
275
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,480
It was the worst experience
of my entire life.
276
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,920
-You really fucked him up!
-He won't even wait for me! Naughty boy!
277
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
You're not gonna snort that shit!
278
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,960
You don't understand the high.
279
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:26,960
-But there isn't even any coke in it.
-Well, there's a little bit.
280
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,880
Oh, yeah?
281
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,560
Hey, go on, leave me some.
282
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,320
Arsène! So, how was your trip?
283
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,880
The honeymoon? It was amazing.
284
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,400
Zlatana drives me crazy.
285
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,600
As soon as we got there,
she put on this little négligée.
286
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,040
I don't want to know the details.
287
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,720
It made her ass look glorious.
288
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,280
I don't need to draw you a picture.
You know your sister.
289
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,360
No worries, I got it.
290
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,400
She pushed me against the wall.
She started riding me.
291
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,680
Hey!
292
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,640
He said no details!
Are you deaf or something?
293
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,960
Why are you butting in?
This is family business!
294
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,320
It doesn't concern you!
295
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:16,200
I'm really sorry. So, you were saying
my sister was riding you…
296
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,800
So you're actually the world's
biggest ass-kisser! This is crazy!
297
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,480
Hey, that's enough. I'm sick of you.
298
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,640
You won't even be
in my network, you got that?
299
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,320
Why should I give a fuck
about your network of hobos?
300
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,840
Anyway, I'm gonna snitch on you.
301
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,000
-You're gonna what?
-I'm gonna snitch on you!
302
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,400
Him, with his pig face!
I'll rat you all out!
303
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,640
You're gonna what?
304
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,600
Who are you gonna snitch on?
305
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,480
Are you ever
gonna stop fucking up my life?
306
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:43,960
You pangolin-fucker!
307
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,560
I involve you in these awesome plans
and you embarrass me!
308
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,400
I don't give a fuck! I should be
with your sister, you bastard.
309
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,120
All right…
310
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,680
Pong, forget about the weed.
311
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,760
I'm not giving them anything.
312
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,640
Those two morons
will screw things up for me.
313
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,640
That's a relief,
because I was looking at your accounts.
314
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,560
Between the wedding, the honeymoon,
and the failed deal with the Saudis--
315
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,200
No, don't worry, Pong, I have a plan.
316
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,080
We're going to rethink
our communication strategy.
317
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,760
You remember back in the day?
My mother was on the cookie packaging.
318
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:28,080
Well, from now on,
I want it to be my wife. Yeah.
319
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:32,920
I want Zlatana to be the new muse
for our chocolate-stuffed cookies!
320
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,720
Wait, you want to
put her face on the Nutc'h packaging?
321
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,080
So what? You don't think
she's worthy of my pastries?
322
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,880
What are you doing?
323
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,720
Are you giving my brother the weed?
324
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:51,000
I don't know if you've noticed,
darling, but I'm with Pong.
325
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,440
We're getting everything ready.
326
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,680
But we need to
follow the procedure, my love.
327
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,160
Well, hurry it up!
328
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,320
Very well. All right.
329
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,280
-Get them ten kilos.
-No, no way!
330
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,680
And if we keep messing around,
we're headed straight for disaster.
331
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,040
I can smell it.
332
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,600
Is that what you were smelling
when I walked into the office?
333
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:11,680
No.
334
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,720
Get me ten kilos, you disgusting old fool.
335
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,520
So, should I give them the Mojo Mango?
336
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,600
Not on your life,
the Zeub Zebi will do just fine.
337
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,800
And wash your hands. Wash your hands!
338
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,040
Oh, man!
339
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,680
This weed is the bomb, Arsène!
340
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,000
You won't regret this.
341
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,040
It's no trouble, we're family.
342
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,280
Thanks. Hey, go on, take the bags.
343
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,920
Seriously, I'm really gonna pose
with those cakes? Can you imagine?
344
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,400
No, girl, I can totally imagine you.
It's going to be insane.
345
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,960
Arsène is willing
to pay big bucks for this.
346
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,720
Oh, yeah. It's going to be top-notch.
347
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,120
I already have your slogan.
348
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,040
"Nutc'h just your average cookie!"
349
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,680
-Great, right?
-Yeah.
350
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,840
I just saw a room for you in the mansion.
351
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,320
I'll set up my photography studio there,
it'll be amazing.
352
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,240
It'll be you and me, chilling.
Nice, right?
353
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,000
You really only ever think of yourself.
354
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,080
What makes you say that?
355
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,200
Enough with the "no's,"
I've figured you out, you dirty dog.
356
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,520
But you know what?
357
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,200
I'll do your shitty commercial.
It's not like I have anything else to do.
358
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,840
It's not shitty.
I'd never expose you like that.
359
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,200
Sis, check this out.
You really came through for us.
360
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,840
Unbelievable. That cheapskate!
361
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,880
By the way, Cokeman, my associate.
362
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,160
Open your eyes.
Can't you see he gave you hay?
363
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,440
You want to build your own network
and you're already getting swindled.
364
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,480
Arsène, take back your Zeub Zebi
and bring the Mojo Mango! Quick!
365
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,200
Go.
366
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,320
That gold digger
is going to fuck everything up!
367
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:44,000
-What? What did you say?
-I said I was gonna get it right away!
368
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,120
Go!
369
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,080
How are you gonna bring
the weed back to Paris?
370
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,920
By train, but I'm not gonna lie,
Cokeman could give us away.
371
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,000
Hang on, my love,
372
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,000
didn't you tell me
you had an SUV in the garage,
373
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,160
and you didn't know what to do with it?
374
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,720
Soon, we'll be able
to make all our dreams come true.
375
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,120
You gonna get a nose job?
376
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,080
-Have you heard of escape rooms?
-No. What's that?
377
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,400
-It's this thing white boys are crazy for.
-Yeah?
378
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,440
You're stuck in a room,
and they give you clues to get out.
379
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,600
See, I took up the concept,
and added my own little ghetto touch.
380
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,320
Now, picture this.
381
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,120
6:00 a.m., you're sleeping like a baby.
382
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,280
Eight beefcakes dressed up like cops
break down your door with a battering ram.
383
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:33,960
They throw you in the clink, right in
with inmates who want to shiv you,
384
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:38,400
and your goal is to escape
by any means without getting caught.
385
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,440
And I call it…
386
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,200
The Jailscape game, my man.
387
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,640
No? You don't like it?
388
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,840
So people will pay you
to throw them in the slammer?
389
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,760
Yeah.
390
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,760
Dude, your dream is so messed up!
391
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,520
Yeah, well, at least I have one. Shut up.
392
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,440
-Hey, I got one too.
-Well, go on, tell me.
393
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,440
To bang your sister, bro!
394
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,680
I wanna stick my face
between her butt cheeks and smell it all.
395
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,400
You're all cocky now.
396
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:14,240
But when you're in front of Zlatana,
your balls turn into Skittles, bro.
397
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,600
-What's that?
-Son of a bitch, it's customs.
398
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,880
Relax. Leave it to me.
399
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,360
-We're dead.
-That cop looks like a real asshole.
400
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,040
-Good evening.
-Gentlemen.
401
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,120
Good evening.
402
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,360
-Good evening, sir.
-Customs police.
403
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,800
License and registration, please.
404
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,400
Hurry up, please, sir. Thank you.
405
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,040
-You're Myriam Belkacem?
-I sure am.
406
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,040
-Can't you tell, officer?
-Are you kidding me?
407
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:51,480
-What's all this smoke?
-There's something up with the radiator.
408
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,600
What's wrong with it? Is it a drug addict?
409
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,800
-Oh, shit. That's a good one!
-He's so funny!
410
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,120
Step out of the vehicle.
We'll do a search.
411
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,760
How do you like that one, Gargamel?
412
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,400
-Get out. Hurry up.
-The first one was funnier.
413
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,040
Hurry up.
414
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,600
Oh, my! My Louboutins!
415
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:13,880
I said, don't move.
416
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,680
I should warn you, though.
417
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,760
You'll find weed inside the trunk.
418
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,800
But don't start stressing out.
419
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,120
It's made of chocolate.
420
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,800
Ta-dah!
421
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,840
Well, that's some ass on this one.
422
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,800
This isn't chocolate.
423
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,680
It's not chocolate.
424
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,960
The punch isn't chocolate either.
425
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,920
What punch?
426
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,280
This one, you son of a bitch!
427
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,440
-Did you see how I wailed on him?
-Knocked him out cold!
428
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,160
We have to burn the car,
they must have the license plates!
429
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,160
Wesh, where did you end up last night?
430
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,520
Let me tell you,
did you see me with little Yasmina?
431
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,720
-She's so hot.
-I banged her!
432
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,000
With your old-man face?
433
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,400
What do you mean?
434
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,360
Everyone remember their station?
435
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,880
I intercept the customers.
You serve them where it's quiet.
436
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,840
I gotta stay locked up in there
while you schmooze outside?
437
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,520
No way. We're doing week A, week B.
438
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,680
Hey, don't start changing my plans.
439
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,640
-Why do you get to do the planning?
-'Cause you're a moron.
440
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:44,920
I'm a moron?
441
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,240
Yeah, so do what I say!
442
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,480
-And did you tell me to do this?
-What?
443
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,080
I'm a moron?
444
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,680
Are we doing week A, week B, or not?
445
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,000
A, B, C, D. Whatever you want, bro.
446
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,000
-There. That's good.
-Okay, chill.
447
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,880
No need to get worked up.
448
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,360
Yeah, well, stop saying I'm a moron, bro.
449
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,880
Go on, get upstairs.
450
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,400
So we're already on week A?
451
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,720
This is the first day.
Of course it's week A.
452
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,280
So when is week B?
453
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,720
I'll let you know
a week in advance, don't worry.
454
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,200
-Okay, fine.
-All right?
455
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,360
-Okay. A week in advance.
-Partner!
456
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,600
Asshole!
457
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,200
So, Ibra and Lass,
each of you pick a corner
458
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,120
and pick up the losers that walk by.
459
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,840
You're funny.
460
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,240
You just got run down
by your buddy in the briefs.
461
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,240
Now you wanna order us around?
You're hilarious. Beat it.
462
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,000
Crazy, on my mother's life. He's crazy.
463
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,560
Go over there. You want
your money tonight, you little shit?
464
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,200
Same goes for you, go on.
Go to the other corner. Step on it.
465
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,840
Already stocked, bro, yeah.
466
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,080
-Hey, lovebirds.
-Hi.
467
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,480
You looking for something?
468
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,680
Yeah. Something.
469
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,360
My buddy Cokeman's there,
first right, go upstairs.
470
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,120
Won't you stay with me a while?
Stay with me. I'll stroke your balls.
471
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,320
Bro, are you serious?
472
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,040
-Stay with me a bit.
-Let go! You're sick. Let go!
473
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,040
Get outta here before
I break you, you and your perm.
474
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,640
You think I don't have any friends?
475
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,720
I'm off to find a job, grandma!
476
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,720
Edwidge!
477
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,640
Cokeman. How's it going?
478
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,200
Where are you going,
looking like a folding chair?
479
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,160
I have a job interview.
480
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,600
Now that you don't hang with me,
you'll succeed in life?
481
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,560
Well, yeah.
482
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,840
Where is this thing?
483
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,560
Ralph Lauren, on Montaigne Avenue.
They're looking for a new manager.
484
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,480
That's a good one.
485
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,320
Listen to me. I'm going to spare you
the embarrassment of a lifetime.
486
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,520
With your Ralph Lo' knockoff
from Zimbabwe,
487
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,440
your cheap old jeans,
and your ragged sock face,
488
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,120
you won't get to
set a single toe inside the store
489
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,800
before the supervisor hits you
with a front kick to the ribs.
490
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,920
You'll end up twisted
like the horse on your shirt.
491
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,400
What you talking about, bro?
492
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,160
Right now, with Hedi,
we have some insane weed.
493
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,240
Oh, yeah?
494
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,160
Yeah, it's… Tojo Bongo!
495
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,720
Tojo Bongo?
Shit, I love that weed. It's the bomb.
496
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,960
You wanted a job? I've got one for you.
497
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,280
-Thanks, Cokeman. You rule.
-You know it.
498
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,200
We don't do facial discrimination.
499
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:21,000
Oh, shit. Those sick cocker spaniel eyes
over those little grey cheeks,
500
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,800
it always gets me.
501
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,360
All right, you win.
I'm getting you some kebab.
502
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,840
-Thanks.
-But I gotta warn you.
503
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,360
The fries are for your horse.
504
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,320
That bastard needs to get his strength up!
505
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,960
Huguette! Still hustling or what?
506
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,400
Like never before, bro!
507
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,320
Give Krillin a kiss for me.
508
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,400
No worries, fam.
509
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,800
I'm bringing you back a soda!
510
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,440
And I have this Mojo Mango,
it dilates your asshole just right.
511
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,880
So go ahead, fam.
512
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,720
Go to the third floor,
ask for Cokeman, tough looking guy.
513
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,280
You're both jacked. You should get along.
514
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,800
Remember, the building, the code.
515
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:57,760
Fuck, this is shit.
516
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,920
Get some Mojo Mango over there.
On the right.
517
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,520
All right, good.
You stashed it up your fat ass.
518
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,120
Come on, get out of here.
What was I saying?
519
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,480
Go up to see Cokeman
and ask him how much we made today.
520
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,720
Go yourself.
521
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,400
Who do you think you are?
522
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,040
Hey. Hedi wants to know
how much we made today.
523
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,320
Hedi wants today's earnings.
524
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,960
He wants today's earnings right now?
525
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,520
Go on, hurry up, man.
526
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,240
What's your problem?
Want me to break your nose?
527
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,240
How much is in there?
528
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,920
I don't know, but it's a lot,
so if you could please be careful.
529
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:06,840
Go on, bro.
530
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,760
Wait!
531
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,520
I don't understand. Where's Hedi?
532
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,720
Downstairs. I'll bring it straight to him.
533
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,400
Yeah, but I don't know who you are.
I've never seen you before.
534
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,600
I've never seen you
but I can tell you're a good guy.
535
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,400
You can tell. We'll meet up tomorrow.
536
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,400
We're playing football
at 7:00 at the stadium.
537
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,760
I'm definitely up for football.
But let me explain.
538
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,240
I'm replacing Cokeman for ten minutes,
while he gets me some kebab.
539
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,840
If anything happens,
I'm in deep shit. He'll kill me.
540
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,120
-You want me to go get Hedi?
-Yeah, please.
541
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,240
That's better? I'll go get him.
542
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,920
Move it, beat it!
543
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,720
Wesh, it wasn't me, it's the other guy.
I don't even know him.
544
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,120
Do you know a Cokeman?
545
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,120
Third floor on the left.
546
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,520
I can't see!
Where's the third floor on the left?
547
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,560
I'll take you.
548
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,680
Either one of you
wants to give me your number?
549
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,320
I also do home deliveries.
550
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,960
Go ahead, write it down.
551
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,240
I'll drop by with a bottle
of something, and we can chill out.
552
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,520
We'll do it on the doorstep.
That suits me just fine.
553
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,760
On the doorstep. That's fine with me.
554
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,320
You okay, man?
555
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,160
So, can I get a 50?
556
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,800
You clown!
557
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,600
Holy shit, that's a bazooka!
558
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,800
That's right, run, you sons of bitches!
559
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,960
Me too.
560
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,040
Fuck!
561
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,560
Where are you going? Come back here!
Hey, come back here!
562
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,720
Come back, you son of a…
563
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,840
-Fuck!
-Need something, buddy?
564
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,520
Are you Cokeman?
565
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,520
Is that a real bazooka, man?
566
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,800
I don't know, Cokeman.
Tell me what you think.
567
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,120
I'm not him…
568
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,800
That's for jerking off Jewel,
you son of a bitch.
569
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:57,280
Rhythm of my feet
If she rubs up against me
570
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,600
I can't answer, answer
Answer for my actions
571
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,640
On the dance floor
I take her on the roof…
572
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,360
Seriously, I missed Jafar again?
573
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,680
What? You know the guy who did this?
574
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,480
No, bro. We keep
missing each other. This is too much.
575
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,240
What am I going to do about Arsène now?
576
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,720
Fuck, where were you?
577
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,360
I went to get some kebab for Edwidge.
578
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,440
No way.
579
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,040
That asshole even killed Edwidge.
580
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,920
My beloved little sock.
My grey face. Come here.
581
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,840
"I just wanted to be
a manager at Ralph Lauren."
582
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,240
"They didn't want me
because my face looks like a sock."
583
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,000
"But now that I don't have one anymore,
584
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,080
there won't be any more
facial discrimination."
585
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,400
"I might have a shot."
586
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,600
I love this little bastard so much.
You know I love you.
587
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,680
Our weed was just stolen.
Your place just burned down.
588
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,200
And you're joking around with Edwidge!
589
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,560
It's my place.
We can do whatever we want with Edwidge.
590
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,280
"He's right, fuck your mother."
591
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,960
Shut up. You're gonna
have a hell of a time eating that kebab.
592
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,920
Fuck. The cops.
593
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,520
Fuck, the cops!
594
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,080
-We take to the roof!
-Shit!
595
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,480
Come on, my little burger meat,
here we go!
596
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,800
What the hell are you doing?
597
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,560
Fuck, what is all this shit?
598
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,480
Boss!
599
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,200
I may have found a way
to relaunch our business.
600
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,720
We're going to make…
601
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,040
Vietnamese imperial roll stuffed with…
602
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,680
MDMA!
603
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,200
And I call them…
604
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,240
What?
605
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,960
NemDMAs!
606
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,440
See, we could leave
our bakeries open Saturday night.
607
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,520
That way, kids can eat at our places
before going out for the night.
608
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,480
And they'd be high on imperial rolls.
609
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,640
Get rid of this crap
and get away from my furnace!
610
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,960
Go, go, go!
611
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,400
Sorry, boss.
612
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,880
It was just an idea.
613
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,040
You can stick your ideas
where you like to stick your fingers.
614
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,360
Hedi! What a pleasure!
615
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,040
-How's it going, Arsène?
-Here.
616
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,080
You're back awfully early, good job!
617
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,600
By the way, did Zlatana
tell you about the SUV?
618
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,800
Tell me what?
619
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,920
Go on, have a taste. Go on.
620
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,160
I found a buyer. I need to get it back.
621
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,760
So, I had a problem with the SUV.
622
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,280
We had customs after us.
We managed to get away.
623
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,040
But don't worry,
I burned the car in a forest.
624
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,160
They'll never know it was yours.
625
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,160
Is this your recipe?
626
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,680
Yes, that's great.
627
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,680
Shake your butt. It creates reflections.
628
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,120
Gorgeous. You look like an emoji.
629
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,240
Get out of my house, you morons!
630
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,840
-Arsène, you ruined everything!
-Shut the hell up!
631
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,680
-Okay.
-Zlatana, let me be very clear.
632
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,560
I don't want them
inside the mansion again.
633
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,560
Stop getting worked up.
You have no credibility.
634
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,360
I just lost an SUV
and ten kilos because of them.
635
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,880
So I have reasons to be worked up!
636
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,640
-Don't you think so?
-Wait, wait.
637
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,840
An SUV and ten kilos. What is that to you?
638
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,960
"Mister Arsène von Gluten,
I'm the drug baron, the king of pastries."
639
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,160
You're panicking
over a lame car and ten kilos.
640
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,840
-No.
-So, you're actually broke.
641
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,680
That's what you're telling me?
642
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,120
-Are you broke?
-No.
643
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,000
That red face. You know what,
I'm gonna forget everything.
644
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:15,320
Your face, the wedding,
the bullshit Nutc'h! Go on, beat it!
645
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,800
No, but… Wait, darling!
646
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,960
Let me go!
647
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,840
Okay… You're right, it's true.
648
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,120
A car and some weed,
it's not the end of the world.
649
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,680
I'll ask Pong to get them ten kilos.
Does that make it all right?
650
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,000
But, baby, wouldn't 20 kilos be better?
651
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,600
Otherwise, how can he
build himself back up?
652
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,160
He can't work for free.
653
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,120
-Well, no, indeed.
-Well, no.
654
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,480
-Hedi.
-Yeah?
655
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,040
-Let's go get all the stuff.
-Yeah, let's do that.
656
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,760
That's good, because last time,
with ten, it was kinda light.
657
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,000
I'm not lying.
658
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,400
So, Arsène,
what kind of cars do you have left?
659
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,520
'Cause last time,
the SUV was such a wreck, man.
660
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,240
It didn't even have an AC--
661
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,560
Listen. If I'm letting all of this slide,
662
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,360
it's because I'm crazy
about your sister. She is my queen!
663
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,600
I figured.
664
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,440
"Yeah, I figured."
665
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,320
Now listen,
you fuck up one more time,
666
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,120
I swear I'm gonna cut off your balls.
667
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,320
I'll turn them into
salted caramel-glazed cream puffs.
668
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,480
-You got that?
-Yes!
669
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,000
Now you're going to go get your buddy.
670
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,920
I'll give you the weed,
and then you're out of here!
671
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,360
I promise, I won't let you down this time.
672
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,640
Thanks, Arsène!
673
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,040
Fucking shitty goddamn forest!
674
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,920
Wesh, what's with you?
675
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,920
We were having so much fun
with your sis before you got there.
676
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,280
It was lit!
677
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:40,960
Yeah, is that right?
678
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,040
We should go out to dinner this week,
the three of us. What do you think?
679
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,320
For real? I am so down, bro!
680
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,600
Yeah, you're down?
681
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,240
Fuck!
682
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,600
While you were
doing the macarena with my sister,
683
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,840
that bastard von Gluten wanted
to turn my balls into caramel!
684
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,280
So quit driving me nuts!
685
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,560
Shut the fuck up and carry the bags!
686
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,280
It was lit.
687
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,640
Hey, come on, I'm beat.
Can we hitch a ride, please?
688
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:20,640
You really think at 3:00 a.m.,
689
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:24,160
someone's gonna stop for our
guilty faces and 20 kilos of weed?
690
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:27,160
Wesh, you think
you're in a movie or something?
691
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:32,200
Hi, sweeties.
Are you lost, by any chance?
692
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,560
Can I drop you off somewhere?
693
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,760
Hey, come on, hurry up, partner.
694
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,320
-You, get in the front!
-Okay.
695
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Okay, so basically you guys
have had nothing but bad luck.
696
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,560
Yeah, I think I'm cursed, for real.
697
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,400
Now that's funny.
698
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,840
You know what?
You remind me of one of my exes.
699
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:03,880
Abdel-Krim. A gorgeous
caramel-colored guy from Ouarzazate,
700
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,040
with the same seductive eyes as you.
701
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,960
Hey, guys, for real, if you
don't have anywhere to go, no problem.
702
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,920
You can spend the night at my place.
703
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,040
For real, Yvonne…
704
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,720
I won't lie,
that would really help me out.
705
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,600
My pleasure, really.
You know, I live alone, sweetie.
706
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,240
So a little company won't hurt.
707
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,320
So, is Mojo Mango good or what?
708
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,560
Is it good?
709
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,760
I'm high as hell.
710
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,320
I can't see squat.
711
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,840
This Manjo, Manjo Jango is awesome!
712
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,440
Give the Mojo Mango back,
swear to God you're being weird.
713
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,680
Yeah, not cool, not cool. Not cool at all.
714
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:02,760
Zlatana?
715
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,640
That you, Zlatana?
716
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,520
You're pushing me away,
but I know what you want.
717
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,160
Get your ass over here, come here.
718
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,520
Hey, knock it off!
719
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,400
Yvonne?
720
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,680
Yvonne?
721
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,880
Yvonne…
722
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,520
Yvonne?
723
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,160
Hey, Vonnie!
724
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,120
You scared me.
725
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,440
I thought it was
a pirate coming to kidnap me.
726
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,400
You down to roll me a joint?
727
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,320
Down?
728
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,440
-No--
-I'm down.
729
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,480
-No, I meant a joint.
-I'm so down!
730
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,440
No, Vonnie!
731
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,960
What's the matter?
732
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,080
You seem troubled.
733
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:06,920
You didn't like it?
734
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,720
Of course I did, Vonnie. It was the bomb.
735
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,240
I was just thinking, I can't make
the same mistakes with the dope.
736
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,640
Yeah. This time, you need
to work with people who respect you.
737
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,080
Obviously, I'm done with the Gremlins.
738
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,880
Why don't you
choose people who look innocent?
739
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,000
So that the cops won't suspect them.
740
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,440
Honest people
would never think of robbing you.
741
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,640
-Get it?
-No. You know what?
742
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,680
I'm gonna pick guys who
look like losers that no cop would catch.
743
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,200
And that I'll be able
to really put to work.
744
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,360
You dig?
745
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,400
That's a great idea.
746
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,840
-You think so?
-Totally.
747
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,840
Hey, Vonnie…
748
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,640
Could you change positions?
I can't think like this.
749
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,680
Stop!
750
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,880
-That's not true.
-It is.
751
00:37:58,960 --> 00:37:59,800
No, it's not true.
752
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,040
You know what? Fuck business.
753
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,000
We'll talk about it in the morning.
754
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:05,880
Babe!
755
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,280
You finished all the lube earlier.
756
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,480
Mojo Mango makes me dry up.
757
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,120
Does it also make you kinda limp?
758
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,680
Let me introduce myself.
My name is Hedi. I'm your new boss.
759
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,280
And this is Cokeman, my second-in-command.
760
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,840
Since when am I your second?
761
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,000
I mean, you're my right arm.
762
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,200
Your right arm's gonna punch you
in the jaw if you keep strutting.
763
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,600
You look like an Albanian.
764
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,800
What was I saying?
765
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,280
Yvonne, what was I supposed to say?
766
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,120
He's kind of stupid, isn't he?
767
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:47,960
You should tell them
that since they each belong to a branch--
768
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,560
Got it. Shut up, I remember.
769
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,840
So, you guys each belong to a branch.
770
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:58,560
And therefore
you all form… a kind of tree.
771
00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:59,880
And no one can burn you.
772
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,200
It's a fireproof tree, in a way.
773
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,640
Excuse me, sorry.
774
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,520
If I may cut off your joke,
which is super funny.
775
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,920
No, you may not, no.
776
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,680
Yes, I may, because we don't
understand what you're saying.
777
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:16,600
"Tree," "fireproof," I don't know. Are you
building a forest? I don't understand.
778
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,800
Nobody understood?
779
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:18,800
Well…
780
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,240
It's a metaphor.
781
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,280
-Who?
-Who's that?
782
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,760
Oh, dear God.
783
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,120
Okay, Yvonne,
explain my idea to them please.
784
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,240
-All right.
-Who's this metaphor?
785
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,640
So, sweeties. It's very simple.
786
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:36,000
The reason we picked you is that
you each impact a well-defined target.
787
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,880
There, it makes more sense already.
788
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,520
Grégoire and Augustin,
since you're still in college,
789
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,480
you're going to work
the branch made up of…
790
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,200
-Students.
-Yes.
791
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,760
That's the branch
I wanted to talk about earlier.
792
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,160
Yeah, great. Good job.
793
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,880
And Gildas… Big man Gildas.
794
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,520
Since you're unemployed,
we thought you could use
795
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,520
your appointments
at the unemployment office
796
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,400
to build a network of unemployed people.
797
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,320
Okay.
798
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,520
We've also prepared little packets
for you that start at two euros.
799
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,360
-Not a bad idea.
-I know.
800
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,640
Watch your fashion style though, buddy.
801
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,400
You really look like a pedophile.
802
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,280
I gotta admit, it's not…
803
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,640
I like it.
804
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,600
Cargo shorts, socks,
sandals, just like that.
805
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,760
And the lovely Alice.
806
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,040
Since you're a painter, well…
807
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,880
I don't need to draw you a picture.
808
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,920
I mean, I'm not just a painter.
809
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,840
-I also perform.
-Quit laughing.
810
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,520
In fact, I have a gallery
where I work with dancers,
811
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,720
sometimes jugglers…
Whoever wants to come. It's like, it's--
812
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,080
Hey! Nobody gives a fuck about her life.
813
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,160
Nobody gives a fuck.
814
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,280
So, I'm going to give
each of you a cell phone.
815
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:44,160
Hedi and I will dispatch the calls.
All the refills will be done here.
816
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:45,680
-All right.
-Okay?
817
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,600
And don't worry,
I'll write everything down.
818
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,320
She'll write everything down,
so don't even try to screw me over!
819
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,240
Why is he yelling?
820
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,960
Go on, get the hell out of my place!
821
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,280
Quit strutting! Quit acting like the boss!
822
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,360
-Chill.
-Take your hand off! Take it off!
823
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,000
Acting all clever in front of them.
824
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,720
-I got carried away.
-Take your hand off!
825
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,240
MMM, SO GOOD - MOJO MANGO
200% SATISFYING - BUY IT
826
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,960
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
827
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,200
ON THE JOB MARKET… I AM FLEXIBLE!
828
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,720
NUTC'H - STUFFED WITH CHOCOLATE
829
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:31,880
MOJO MANGO 50 EUROS 5G
830
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,640
CHRISTOPHE JALLET STREET
831
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,880
My two favorite little bitches!
832
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:48,880
Who slapped you?
833
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,840
We're gonna tell Yvonne
we're out of the game.
834
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,320
It's getting too complicated
with Hedi's new prices.
835
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,880
You serious? What about our fun trio?
836
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,120
Dude, we've never been a fun trio.
837
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,440
Exactly. The fun hasn't even started,
and you already want to fuck off?
838
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,840
I thought
I was kinda like a father to you.
839
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,680
With your rich-kid faces.
840
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,520
Hey, come here, my lovely crackers.
841
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,480
Daddy's gonna teach you some
pressure techniques. Good stuff!
842
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,720
-Hey, you're jacked, Augustin!
-Thanks.
843
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,480
What do you mean "thanks"? I'm kidding.
844
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,520
Can't you see
your arms are like pretzel sticks?
845
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,800
I'll give you some creatine.
846
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,960
But you won't have
a hair left on your noggin.
847
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,400
Like Zizou, bro!
848
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,000
Why are you laughing, you little warthog?
Beat it!
849
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,200
-Why are you doing what I say?
-Yeah, I gotta say…
850
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,160
-What did you say?
-I didn't say anything.
851
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:32,120
-You called me a "fucking Arab."
-No!
852
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,040
That's exactly what you should've done!
853
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,680
Run, you wimps. I'm gonna
stick a finger up your asses.
854
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,840
Could you add a little, because--
855
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,640
Those are the new prices, got it?
856
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:48,920
Yeah, okay, I'll take it.
857
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,160
Of course you'll take it. Go on, beat it!
858
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,200
Go on, shoo!
859
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,560
No, not "shoo," bro…
860
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,760
-"Off you go!"
-No!
861
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:01,080
"Motherfucker," "move it,"
"go fuck yourself." Ghetto, bro!
862
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,560
Mojo Mango!
863
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,240
Yeah! Motherfucker!
864
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,880
We got Mojo Mango, guys!
865
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,800
Yeah, new prices!
866
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:12,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
867
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:14,880
Coming, coming.
868
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,880
-Is it weed?
-It's the bomb, trust me.
869
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,760
-Is it good weed?
-Trust me.
870
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,600
-This is Mojo Mango, right?
-Yeah.
871
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,120
Give me a 20, real quick.
872
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,040
We don't do 20 here. It's 50 or nothing.
873
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:29,520
No worries, I'll front you.
874
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,960
-How much you got?
-Twenty.
875
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,400
I got 30.
876
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:35,320
Here.
877
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,480
Go on, give me a 50 for these two losers.
878
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,280
Hide it, buddy, hide it good.
879
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,760
-Wait, wait, wait…
-What're you doing?
880
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,000
What's this? Are you kidding?
881
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,520
Now you look at me.
882
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,960
Look at me. Do I look like I'm kidding?
883
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,120
Do I look like I'm kidding?
884
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,960
You look like a joke,
look at how you're dressed.
885
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:02,280
Hey, I don't give a shit.
You don't know me.
886
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,600
Okay, you know what? I don't know you.
887
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,400
Take your weed, return my cash,
and we'll leave it at that. It'll be cool.
888
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,440
Is this homie serious?
889
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,640
-What did he say?
-What did you say?
890
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,600
I said "homie"!
891
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,040
Fuck, I'm bleeding!
892
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,840
Okay, you win. I'm going to fuck you up!
893
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:35,600
Hey, stay away.
894
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,120
-All good? You learned your lesson?
-Get the fuck outta here.
895
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,280
-Stick to your guns, like Cokeman!
-Okay!
896
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,080
Stop getting back up!
897
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,000
Let me go or I'll fuck you up!
898
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,560
Cops are here!
899
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,160
What's going on?
900
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:07,400
Leave him to me! He's mine!
901
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,920
Shut up!
902
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,200
-I didn't do shit!
-Yeah, right, don't move!
903
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,800
Are you okay?
Is anything broken? Look at me.
904
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:14,720
Okay…
905
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,360
Don't touch me, you fucking pig!
906
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,400
Take your hands off,
I'm gonna fuck you up!
907
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,600
Shut your wrinkly old mouth!
Spitting on me!
908
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,680
You little homo. We're bringing
everyone in, let's go. Come here!
909
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,560
Well?
910
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,080
Hey, wesh, that's not ours.
911
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,000
Now that's a good one.
So whose is it then, assholes?
912
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,800
We may be assholes,
but we're not snitches, okay?
913
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:42,200
All right, put these two in a cell
and they stay there until they talk.
914
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,560
Hedi and Cokeman are running the network.
915
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,480
Already? Hang on… Already?
916
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,040
Yeah, they picked us
because we look like losers.
917
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,120
You can tell, right?
918
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,240
Yeah, I can sort of tell.
That’s true, yeah.
919
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,200
Yeah.
920
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,880
Two total shits.
921
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,200
-Thanks a lot. Have a nice day.
-Goodbye.
922
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,080
I snitched on them. Without hesitation.
923
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,840
I'm nothing but a fucking rat!
924
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,160
What are we gonna tell Hedi and Yvonne
when they count the money?
925
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:13,800
We'll just tell them
we got mugged by Black guys.
926
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,040
You think they'll buy that?
927
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,800
No, not a chance in hell.
I'm warning you, we're fucked.
928
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,960
Maybe Cokeman will believe us.
929
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,080
Yeah. After all, that guy is a moron.
930
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,360
Come on, it's worth a try.
931
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,440
Go ahead, David, it's kosher.
932
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,520
Nejib, there's some
couscous in the fridge.
933
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,960
Shit, guys! It's so good to see you!
934
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,400
-Who told you it was my birthday?
-It's your birthday?
935
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,920
-You wanna come in?
-Yeah, totally!
936
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,920
Let's go.
I'm warning you, it's a war zone.
937
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,320
Edwidge, turn down the music.
Can't you see we have guests?
938
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,920
We can't hear ourselves think.
939
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:57,800
Go on, bros, sit down.
940
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,720
-You wanna dress up like me?
-I think we're dressed up enough.
941
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,360
Want a line, boys?
942
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,920
-Yeah!
-No. Thanks.
943
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,040
We're good.
944
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,760
"No, thanks, we're good."
You and your elephant head.
945
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,280
-Cokeman, is this your place?
-Yeah. Well…
946
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,120
It was my mom's,
but I took over the place. Pretty sweet?
947
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:23,680
Lit.
948
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,680
It's kind of like a whorehouse,
redone in the modern art style.
949
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,040
Hey! What did you say?
950
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,560
You saying my mother was a whore?
Is that it?
951
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,960
I think there's been a misunderstanding.
952
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,240
No, not at all. Quite the opposite.
I was saying it's pretty sweet.
953
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,560
Shut up.
954
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,960
You don't talk much, but when you do,
I wanna rip off your ostrich head.
955
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,760
Fucking asshole.
You guys are getting too cocky with me.
956
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,440
Do you think we're friends?
957
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,120
Now strip naked.
I'm gonna give you some costumes.
958
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,880
-I said strip naked.
-All righty!
959
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,280
Quit saying "all righty!"
960
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,680
-Stop saying that.
-You too! Shut up!
961
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,880
-Okey-dokey.
-I'll show you "okey-dokey."
962
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,960
There we go. Isn't this better?
963
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:03,720
My little April.
964
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,760
Okay. Do you know why
I got worked up earlier?
965
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,920
Because you're absolutely right, Splinter.
966
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,360
My mom was a whore.
But, hey! Not just any whore.
967
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,600
She had the strongest pussy in Paris.
968
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,640
Her lips were like two biceps, bro.
969
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,800
Fuck, I miss her.
970
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,280
My mom was the best.
971
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,600
That's why I'm telling you,
the three of us, we're a family, okay?
972
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:29,800
No secrets between us.
973
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaking of…
We have to tell you something.
974
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,720
What? That you snitched to the cops?
975
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:37,520
Wait…
976
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,600
-You did that to me?
-No, that's not it.
977
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,120
I saw you coming
out of the precinct, you snitches.
978
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,120
-That's not it--
-I thought we were brothers.
979
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:45,640
Precisely. Let us explain.
980
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:48,680
-We need to explain…
-That's not exactly the whole story…
981
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,440
Relax, guys.
Can't you see I don't give a fuck?
982
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,720
Let the cops come.
I could use some action.
983
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,760
Can't you see I'm bored as fuck right now?
984
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,680
But about Hedi…
985
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,360
He can go fuck his mother.
986
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,640
Since he started his network,
he's been ignoring me.
987
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,040
I invited him, he didn't come.
988
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,880
-We lost all the weed. Hedi is gonna ask…
-Quit stressing, Rat Boy!
989
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,360
Can't you see I'm loaded?
I'll pay for your weed.
990
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,920
There, I'll pay for it.
991
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,800
-Thank you.
-Don't thank me yet.
992
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:14,920
Now…
993
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:17,960
Let's be quick and to the point.
994
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,160
Which one of you is gonna blow me first?
995
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:23,280
That's right, buddy.
996
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,720
It's my birthday and I hate snitches.
Get that stick ready, I'll shove it up.
997
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,320
You, little April, open your mouth.
998
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,200
Oh, shit, you're gonna blow me.
She's ugly, but it turns me on.
999
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,480
I said, open wider.
1000
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,920
Open wider. I'm kidding you.
1001
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,720
Do you think you deserve my dick
with those teeth of yours?
1002
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,160
God, this April is ugly.
1003
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,960
I'm not kidding at all,
you son of a bitch. You drive me crazy.
1004
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,200
All right, I looked at the numbers
before we restock tomorrow.
1005
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,120
Grégoire, Augustin…
1006
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,920
This month, you killed it.
1007
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,680
I won't lie, I didn't think
you were capable of that.
1008
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,400
However, get rid of those fucking furs.
1009
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,600
You're supposed to be discreet.
1010
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,960
So put your lame clothes back on.
1011
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,720
-I think their furs are great.
-You shut up. Shut up.
1012
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,720
Gildas!
1013
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,800
You're clearly stuck in a downward spiral.
1014
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,480
Don't unemployed people enjoy lighting up?
1015
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:19,480
I'm sorry, boss, it's just that
people need to get used to the new prices.
1016
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,400
-I'll make up for it.
-You better, buddy!
1017
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,560
'Cause dealing weed
isn't a permanent position.
1018
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,360
I'm warning you,
you could be canned any minute.
1019
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:31,080
And one of you is clearly messing with me.
Not to name anyone, but Alice.
1020
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,640
You just named me.
1021
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,800
Yeah, no, I know. It's a metaphor.
1022
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,880
No, that's not a metaphor.
That's a preterition, but never mind.
1023
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:42,920
Yeah?
1024
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:48,160
Well, Miss Know-It-All, can you explain
to me why you're 8,000 euros short?
1025
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:50,640
When I gave you 50 packets of 200 euros?
1026
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:53,800
No, you gave me 200 packets of 50 euros,
not the same thing.
1027
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,320
But I know you struggle with numbers,
and I simply kept the original prices.
1028
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,320
It would've been stupid
to lose my customers
1029
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:00,600
just because you're greedy.
1030
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,320
Excuse me? I think I misheard just now.
1031
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,840
What? That you're greedy?
No. I think you heard me perfectly well.
1032
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,960
Everyone here thinks the same,
but I'm the only one who dares to say it.
1033
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:13,120
Business was good, but you
stupidly decided to ruin everything.
1034
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,440
So now,
you're going to teach me how to do my job?
1035
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,800
Okay, you think it's a job. All right.
1036
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,640
If we posit that, then yeah,
1037
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:23,320
you still have
a couple of notions to assimilate.
1038
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,640
Gildas, was it a stupid idea
to cut back on the quantities?
1039
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,960
No… Alice, for real,
1040
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,720
even I thought
the bags were a little too full.
1041
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,960
-Are you kidding me?
-No. Sometimes I even smoked some of it.
1042
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,640
-I still sold them.
-You did what?
1043
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,440
I… No. But…
1044
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,800
My point is, I agree with you.
1045
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,360
I'm on your side, boss.
1046
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,080
Well, keep being on my side.
1047
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,440
We'll meet up
at the end of the road and work this out.
1048
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,240
Anyway, you can forget
about next month's paycheck.
1049
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,280
Fucking junkie.
1050
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,840
Be polite! You've been yelling
for the last two hours!
1051
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:03,120
Yelling! What do you think?
Do you think we're dogs?
1052
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,400
Aren't you sick of hearing your own voice?
Don't you get sick of yourself?
1053
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:10,080
Well, let me tell you something,
shut the fuck up! Is that clear?
1054
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,600
Everyone here is tired of you. Them and I!
1055
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,720
-You're tired?
-Yeah, I'm tired.
1056
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,000
Let me relieve you, you're fired, bitch.
1057
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,320
-Didoo!
-Shut up! I'm not your Didoo.
1058
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,280
If I say she's fired, she's fired.
1059
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:24,880
Get your ass off that couch
before I toast you.
1060
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,680
Yeah? With what?
1061
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,360
-With this? I didn't hear you. With this?
-Yeah… No…
1062
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:34,720
See ya.
1063
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,240
-Didoo!
-Yeah.
1064
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,240
-Where are you going? We're having fun.
-Leave me alone, you junkie.
1065
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,040
-Damn loser.
-Totally.
1066
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,000
I told you to shut up. Move your hand.
1067
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,200
Don't think I didn't see you
slam the car door, asshole!
1068
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,120
Shut up, or I'll slam your face!
1069
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,520
With your stupid
Mireille Mathieu bangs, you hobo!
1070
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,920
-Zlatana.
-I have something to tell you.
1071
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,120
Beat it, go talk to your buddy.
1072
00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,440
I met a dictator's son.
1073
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,680
Swear to God! A dictator?
1074
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,600
Beat it, go talk to your buddy.
1075
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:07,160
I gotta admit, he's ugly as fuck,
but he's a total patsy.
1076
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:09,200
Tomorrow, I'm going to join him in Dubai.
1077
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,360
Because I'm sick of that owl-faced loser.
1078
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,840
All right, you listen to me.
1079
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,320
You're staying with owl face.
You're not gonna screw me.
1080
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,040
Who do you think you're talking to?
1081
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,920
I mean, if you leave him,
how am I supposed to get the Mojo Mango?
1082
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,720
You haven't put anything aside?
1083
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,120
Can't you tell?
I've put aside all my problems.
1084
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,280
And I'm not about to go back to them.
1085
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,960
What about your Jailscape dream?
1086
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,400
That was a loser's dream!
Neither here nor there.
1087
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,680
Listen, with this next guy,
1088
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,440
we'll have enough
for us to be comfortable.
1089
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:35,840
-No.
-Trust me.
1090
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,520
-I'm begging you!
-What are you doing?
1091
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,040
Let me mooch off him one last time,
that son of a bitch!
1092
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,280
I'm leaving tomorrow, okay?
I'm done with von Gluten's kisses.
1093
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,280
Get up, you look ridiculous. Move it.
1094
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:47,800
Okay, it's your decision.
1095
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,240
Hedi! Don't let on, okay?
I'm trusting you.
1096
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:53,160
-What do you think I am, a snitch?
-Of course, you're a snitch.
1097
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:55,320
Fuck!
1098
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,840
Wesh, Arsène. How's it hanging?
1099
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:04,840
I have a deal for you.
You're gonna go nuts.
1100
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,000
Have a seat, tell me all about it.
1101
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:09,920
Well, actually…
1102
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:15,440
Actually, a Russian billionaire,
a Mr. Poliakoff.
1103
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,640
Weird name, I know.
1104
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,760
He got a taste of the Mojo Mango,
and he went crazy over it.
1105
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,760
He brought some to a poker game,
and guess who was at the table.
1106
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,040
Putin, bro!
1107
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:33,240
Putin took a puff of Mojo Mango,
and he totally dug it.
1108
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,400
Now this Poliakoff dude wants
to flood the country with your weed.
1109
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:38,800
How awesome is that?
1110
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:42,920
It's great.
1111
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,000
-Sounds like a good plan to me.
-You up for it?
1112
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,280
Awesome.
1113
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:51,720
He seemed in a hurry, though,
and so he was ready to buy…
1114
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,000
one hundred kilos.
1115
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,920
Cash. As early as tomorrow.
1116
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:57,640
Does that work for you?
1117
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,920
Tomorrow, 100 kilos.
Very well. Let's do that.
1118
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,880
We'll meet up at my factory.
1119
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:05,800
Just one last thing.
1120
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:08,800
This Poliakoff is kind of paranoid.
1121
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,640
He wants
only the three of us at the exchange.
1122
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:12,680
Do you mind that?
1123
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:16,240
I like this Poliakoff.
A true professional.
1124
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:19,080
Well, he's a billionaire.
He doesn't have the time.
1125
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,680
Here's a riddle. Hang on, a riddle.
1126
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:33,040
I sound like a platypus,
I walk like a raptor,
1127
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,080
and my profile looks like a pyramid.
Who could I be?
1128
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,320
That's Hedi!
1129
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:43,560
-I love you, you cheeky boy!
-What are you doing? Come here.
1130
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,440
-I know you're not gay.
-I'm gay. What are you saying?
1131
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,960
I've loved dicks since I was a kid.
1132
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:49,560
-You love dicks?
-Yes.
1133
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,880
Feel this up.
1134
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,080
No homo has ever resisted
this slice of beef.
1135
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,080
Feel it up or I'll punch you! Come on!
1136
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,280
All right.
1137
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,160
You're grossed out.
You fucking heterosexual, look at me.
1138
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,480
I'm gonna tell Zlatana.
1139
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,720
-This guy's had enough.
-No, please, come back.
1140
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,240
Don't say anything, please.
You win, you caught me.
1141
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,360
I'm not gay. It's the truth, you're right.
1142
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,200
I've been in love with her
since I was a kid.
1143
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:11,760
I love this girl, understand?
1144
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,160
I could only think of this way
to stay close to her.
1145
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,880
You think I've enjoyed this?
I've got better things to do.
1146
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,960
When she strips naked in front of me,
I get a hard-on, I'm helpless.
1147
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,120
Put yourself in my shoes.
I'm a grown-up. I'm 30, after all.
1148
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,440
Aren't you clever?
1149
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:26,040
Thanks.
1150
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,600
Because with your stupid
Tunisian wrestler goatee,
1151
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,680
if you hadn't pretended
to be gay all these years,
1152
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,360
you'd be put in jail a long time ago.
1153
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,640
-You dirty bastard.
-I got lucky, it's true.
1154
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,600
"I got lucky, it's true."
You and your goatee really annoy me.
1155
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,400
They look like football goalposts.
I wanna kick a ball into your mouth.
1156
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:41,560
I like football.
1157
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,640
I insult you and that's your response?
1158
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:48,280
You sure you're not a little bit gay?
Because you're one hell of a sucker.
1159
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,760
Okay, move it, Wolverine.
1160
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:55,000
"Sister! It's okay, I'm back!
I got the money for the Jailscape game."
1161
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,600
Hey… That son of a bitch
is mimicking me.
1162
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:01,000
Don't you worry, Arsène,
I didn't clue him in on this deal.
1163
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,720
Actually, this is
the last time you'll ever see him.
1164
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:08,200
Jesus, this guy is deadweight.
If I stick with him, I'll definitely sink.
1165
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,400
Yeah, for sure.
1166
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:11,920
And click.
1167
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:13,720
Again.
1168
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:15,800
Come on, a profile pic.
1169
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:16,800
You got them?
1170
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:20,720
Von Gluten won't be
sticking around for long, let me tell you.
1171
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,320
What?
1172
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,120
-Are you messing with me?
-What do you mean?
1173
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:30,400
Is that your real voice?
1174
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,360
Yeah, it's my real voice.
What kind of stupid question is that?
1175
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,120
Your voice
doesn't match your face. It's weird.
1176
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,400
What? Never heard that one before.
1177
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,160
Got your ID? Come on, hand it over.
1178
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,680
I don't have it on me.
It's at the precinct, boss.
1179
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,760
-We're on a stakeout.
-I see!
1180
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,120
Let's go and check. Boris!
1181
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,040
-What?
-We're going to the precinct.
1182
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,840
-Aren't we working the von Gluten case?
-No, we're not.
1183
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,440
We're working on a repatriation,
you're gonna relax now.
1184
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,400
-No papers? That's shady.
-This is bullshit.
1185
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:10,160
-Doing that, to me?
-Boss!
1186
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:12,640
-Can I talk to you?
-That bastard!
1187
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,720
You'll say I'm imagining things again,
1188
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,120
but there's a weird van
lurking around the house.
1189
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,640
If he tried to screw me over,
that means she's leaving me.
1190
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:20,760
Don't you think?
1191
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:24,640
-Where is she?
-The van?
1192
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,480
Zlatana!
1193
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,160
She's in her room.
1194
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,000
She's in her room? In her room…
1195
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:35,560
What are you doing?
1196
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,080
Are you gonna kill her?
Please tell me you're gonna kill her.
1197
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,520
Fuck, we're gonna kill her!
1198
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,040
We're gonna bump off that gold digger!
1199
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,920
-Should I take this one?
-How about you try this on?
1200
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,640
-Give me a break.
-Where are you going?
1201
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,400
I want to know.
1202
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,920
Karim and I had planned
to spend the weekend in Dubai,
1203
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,400
to relax a little, you know?
1204
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:03,680
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1205
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,040
We'll have a blast.
1206
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:06,480
That's nice.
1207
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,840
And you need
all your jewelry for this weekend?
1208
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,240
You filthy liar!
1209
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,720
-Don't take that tone with me.
-Want me to change my tone?
1210
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,360
You're going off the rails.
1211
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,520
-You get outta here, you old queen.
-Don't talk to Karim that way.
1212
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,760
-I'll talk to Karim however I want.
-No worries.
1213
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,400
Give me your phone. Your phone!
1214
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,960
And your cards.
Give me all your cards, understood?
1215
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,560
I'll take care of your idiot brother.
1216
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,000
When I get back,
we're going to have a chat.
1217
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,000
Yeah.
1218
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:36,480
Because may I remind you,
you were my muse.
1219
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,240
You and me, it was forever.
You remember that?
1220
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,360
You remember that?
1221
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,680
I fucking love you!
1222
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,440
-What do we do about the van?
-What do we… Well, load it.
1223
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:54,560
Put in 100 kilos of rice, hay,
soil, imperial rolls, whatever.
1224
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,640
I'm gonna smoke this bastard!
1225
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,520
Hang on, I don't think you understand.
1226
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,600
What about what I just said wasn't clear?
You fucking dog!
1227
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:07,640
Just you wait and see
what this filthy dog will do to you.
1228
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,400
Hey, Hedi?
You know, I'm really into Zlatana.
1229
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:23,520
But not like I just want to bang her.
I have real feelings for her, you know?
1230
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,240
When I'm with her,
I feel crazy confident afterwards.
1231
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:29,440
It's like I'm with a buddy,
except one with a little pair--
1232
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,320
Can't you see
she's making fun of you? Idiot!
1233
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:36,200
She just told me she wants to run away
with the son of an African dictator.
1234
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:39,800
You're pissed off because you know
I'm this close to riding her, bro.
1235
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:44,280
You really believe you're
going to date my sister someday?
1236
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:45,200
Yeah.
1237
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:48,320
Don't you get
that she's into men with dough?
1238
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,000
She's even sick of Arsène.
1239
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:53,800
And you think she's gonna run away
with some guy who has the IQ of a dick?
1240
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:59,080
Wake up, man!
You're gonna be a loser your whole life.
1241
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:03,040
But you can't even understand that.
You're too much of a moron!
1242
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:07,640
Anyway, you and I are done.
We'll do this last deal together, then--
1243
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,480
Stop the car, I wanna get out.
1244
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:14,440
-I said, we're doing this one, and then--
-No, you motherfucker!
1245
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,800
We used to be two clowns, living it up.
1246
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,520
Now, I have much more fun
with my two little crackers.
1247
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,600
You act like you're loaded.
You don't even have a home, you hobo!
1248
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,320
You bought a lame old car,
and your girlfriend looks like Popeye.
1249
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,560
Stop the car before I break your nose.
1250
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,000
-No.
-I said, stop the car!
1251
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,800
-No!
-I said, stop the car!
1252
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,400
-I said no!
-Stop it!
1253
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,280
No!
1254
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,680
Cokeman!
1255
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:46,200
I'm a son of a bitch.
A fucking son of a bitch!
1256
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,320
Cookie…
1257
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,840
Fuck! I'm a son of a bitch!
1258
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,520
Hey! That's gross, Vonnie.
1259
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,880
All right, Gildas,
did you practice your part as the Russian?
1260
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,320
Yeah. So…
1261
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:33,760
Awesome!
1262
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,440
This'll totally work.
1263
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,720
You speak good Russian, you bastard!
1264
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:38,760
I practiced all night.
1265
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,080
All right… You two…
1266
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:45,160
Go around the warehouse. Discretely.
1267
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:48,720
On my signal…
you slay that motherfucker!
1268
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:53,080
But… Cokeman wasn't available?
1269
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:56,240
'Cause when it comes to slaying
motherfuckers, he's pretty good.
1270
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:57,160
No.
1271
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:01,720
I think I've gathered
the best elements of my team.
1272
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,480
Okay, the truth is
Cokeman and I had a fight.
1273
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:11,160
He jumped out of the car,
and I haven't heard from him since.
1274
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,360
Didoo.
1275
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:14,400
He might be dead.
1276
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:15,800
Was I talking to you?
1277
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:21,800
Go on.
1278
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:25,000
This dumb bitch is going to curse him.
1279
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,480
VIDEO CALL…
1280
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,320
He might already be dead.
1281
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,040
Yo, my man! Yeah!
1282
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,800
Yeah! You okay?
You're not pissed off anymore?
1283
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:44,880
Pissed off about what?
1284
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:49,200
We had a fight, you jumped out of the car
and slammed straight into the guardrail.
1285
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,760
I don't remember that, bro.
1286
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:54,320
So that's how I got this hole
in the back of my head.
1287
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,160
-Can you see it?
-So here's the plan.
1288
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,320
Do you at least remember
Arsène von Brioche?
1289
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,280
I ain't forgetting that dickhead.
1290
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,520
While I hustle him with Gildas,
you sneak up from behind, and--
1291
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:06,800
-I slay that motherfucker.
-There! Exactly!
1292
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:12,480
So, we'll meet up in front of his factory
at Pontault-Combault.
1293
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,000
I'm going to the dry cleaner's.
1294
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,680
Hey, Cokeman,
I wanted to tell you life is precious.
1295
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:19,000
We don't tell people
that we love them enough.
1296
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,480
Okay, don't get me all heated.
1297
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,280
-Okay.
-What a joker.
1298
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:29,760
Hey, Solange, they got
the lollipop delivery wrong again.
1299
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,640
I ordered strawberry-anus,
and this is caramel-knob cheese.
1300
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:34,520
Send it all back to the supplier.
1301
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:38,280
Denis, I just got a text.
Can you please read what it writes?
1302
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,040
What it "says," not what it "writes."
1303
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:43,320
Okay. I'm 30
and I can't write my own name,
1304
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,960
and you're giving me a hard time
about grammar. I'm screwed. Read it.
1305
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,160
"Wesh, wesh, Cokeman, it's Zlatana."
1306
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:53,320
"Arsène left. Get your little peaches
and your lame goatee over here."
1307
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,240
"Tonight, you're screwing me."
1308
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,040
"Tonight" is misspelled, great.
1309
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,120
Wallah, that's what it says, Denis?
1310
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:01,280
Wallah.
1311
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:06,040
You get under my skin
when you say "wallah," you bastard.
1312
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:09,000
Okay, give me three Viagras
or I'll punch you.
1313
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:10,840
You look tense, child.
1314
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,400
No, it's 'cause
with everything I've snorted,
1315
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,120
my dick is like a dead sock now.
1316
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:20,360
But we're gonna wake up the anaconda.
We're gonna wake up the beast.
1317
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:23,720
So you're not coming over tonight?
Too bad, I had some wild stuff planned.
1318
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:26,280
Knock it off, Denis.
You go too far every time.
1319
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,120
Remember the shit mustache you gave me?
1320
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,120
Let me remind you, that was your idea.
1321
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,360
-I gotta say, it was funny.
-Yeah, it was.
1322
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:40,240
Okay, answer.
"I'll be right there, my Zlattie."
1323
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:44,040
Put three exclamation marks,
a zucchini emoji, and a little apricot.
1324
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,880
Don't make that face.
1325
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:50,000
Hey, I promise,
I'll come back later and we'll get down.
1326
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:52,400
-Can I put my balls on your forehead?
-Not a chance!
1327
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:57,360
Man, I love you.
Later, Denis. You're the best.
1328
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,400
-Your phone!
-I don't give a fuck about that.
1329
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,120
Stick it up your ass.
1330
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:04,720
-Wild, just like his mother.
-Go on, beat it, Candeloro.
1331
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:08,720
That guy's nuts.
He's way too ugly for this bike.
1332
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:09,960
He's crazy.
1333
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,040
Pong, that idiot
with the briefs is on his way.
1334
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:18,280
Lock him up in a room upstairs.
I'll take care of him when I get back.
1335
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,760
-Did you load the van?
-Yes. Everything's loaded, boss!
1336
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:25,120
-Doukouré!
-Yes, boss?
1337
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:28,920
There you are. Listen.
Gather your entire security team,
1338
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,880
put them in the back of the truck,
then pick the two toughest ones
1339
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:33,840
and put them
in front of the safes. Like that.
1340
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:37,000
Okay? Go!
1341
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:39,240
Cut! That sucked. We'll keep it.
1342
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:42,760
Cut! New sequence.
Everybody quiet, please.
1343
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:45,480
If you want the part let me know.
I'm not just anybody.
1344
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,960
I'm Bun-Hay Mean after all.
1345
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,560
Byron, can you tell
your guys to get ready?
1346
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,440
-Yeah, I'm just having a cookie.
-Okay.
1347
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,640
Ask them to stop smoking
in the extras' room.
1348
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,880
The costume designer is complaining
about the smell. Thanks.
1349
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:00,520
Come on, let's go, new sequence, new set.
1350
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,480
We're all going
to the Pontault Combault station.
1351
01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:05,080
LOCAL
FIGURATION
1352
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:07,560
What are you doing?
Fuck, what is this shit?
1353
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,040
Are you kidding me?
1354
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:11,320
I get you in a movie
and you fuck everything up!
1355
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:14,000
Relax. We're allowed
to have some fun, right?
1356
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,800
-I don't give a fuck!
-What's going on here?
1357
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:18,000
Get your costumes.
We're doing a new sequence now.
1358
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:19,720
Please, let me come with you.
1359
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:22,120
What you talking about?
You have scenes in Paris.
1360
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:26,000
I need to rack up some days. I don't even
have a bed. I sleep on my brother.
1361
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,680
-Okay, go on.
-Thanks, Byron, you're a good man.
1362
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:31,760
Okay, stay calm. Stay calm in the back.
1363
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:35,200
Mounir, Bader, stay here, you've got
a scene with the stinky Chinese guy.
1364
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:37,400
-We're staying here?
-You think I'll stay with him?
1365
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:39,880
I don't give a fuck. That's the job.
Don't bust my balls.
1366
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:42,120
Guys! New sequence!
1367
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:48,640
New sequence!
1368
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,520
-Those bastards!
-Shut up!
1369
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:10,280
-You got some rage, man!
-Of course, I got some rage.
1370
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:12,440
Your face makes me want to fuck you up.
1371
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:14,040
Imperial roll, guys?
1372
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,960
You really think
I'm gonna eat your poodle rolls?
1373
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,640
Take your platter and beat it,
before I fuck you up.
1374
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:21,760
Come on, beat it.
1375
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,040
Hey, why are you bullying him like that?
1376
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:25,120
Hey, Pong!
1377
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:28,800
Bring that back here.
Bring it. We'll try them out.
1378
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:33,440
Besides, they look awesome.
1379
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:34,960
They're 100% halal.
1380
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:36,760
Hey, did you hear that?
1381
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:43,080
Insane! This is good.
1382
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:44,960
-You're playing.
-Let go!
1383
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,920
-Let go, you're so greedy!
-I'm letting go.
1384
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:50,680
What's in it?
1385
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,440
Nothing but love.
1386
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:58,840
Leave the platter
before I fuck you up the ass.
1387
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:01,200
Beat it.
You think you're gonna eat with us?
1388
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,400
Enjoy, guys, and have a nice trip!
1389
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,360
Hey, come on, wesh, just one.
1390
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:18,280
New sequence!
1391
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:26,080
Drink up! In one shot,
I'm gonna fuck him up!
1392
01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:32,480
-I'm drunk!
-That's Cokeman!
1393
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:40,560
Doukouré, what we're going to do is,
1394
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:45,000
I'll wait for them alone
with the bags of rice, and on my signal--
1395
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:47,120
New sequence…
1396
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:51,000
Hey! Can you quit it with your Zulu music?
1397
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,560
What's the meaning of this?
1398
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:54,760
Respect!
1399
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:57,520
Didn't they teach you that
in your shitty ghettos?
1400
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:01,560
So, Doukouré, what we're going to do…
1401
01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:04,320
Fuck, what are we doing, again?
1402
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:09,080
There! I forgot my line
because of them. Fuck!
1403
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:12,200
Why did I agree to do this shitty movie
1404
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:15,200
with these stupid lines
that I don't understand?
1405
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:19,760
What? We're doing something funny!
1406
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:24,640
What we're doing is funny!
It's funny! Fuck!
1407
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:28,040
I'm so fucking ashamed! I'm ashamed!
1408
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,680
They told me,
"You'll be in a movie for young people."
1409
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,600
"It's cool. it's good for your career."
1410
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:34,440
"My dear Fred…"
1411
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:37,960
Stupid fucking agent!
And how did it turn out?
1412
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:41,520
I'm stuck here with all these losers!
1413
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:43,440
Fred, now you're going too far.
1414
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,840
We losers have been here for two months,
we get treated like shit,
1415
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:48,920
and you pile on
this "Zulu" crap or whatever?
1416
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,640
Wait, Byron, I didn't mean you.
1417
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:54,000
Shut up! Big bad Arsène…
Whatever, that's in the movie.
1418
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:55,440
Talk nicely.
1419
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:59,040
If you talk shit one more time,
this Zulu's gonna fuck your grandmother.
1420
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,680
Fred Testot or not, I don't give a fuck!
1421
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:06,960
Did he say Zulu?
1422
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,920
There's no smoking inside the truck.
1423
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,480
Shut your mouth, froggy!
1424
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,680
You've been
busting my balls the whole time!
1425
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,800
Because I'm the only white person,
1426
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:20,000
I've been a victim of racism
from all of you since filming began.
1427
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:22,680
And I sit and take it, when… Yeah.
1428
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:26,160
That's right. That's easy.
1429
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:29,640
See, Mounir,
when I talk trash to everyone…
1430
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,760
it's a defense mechanism!
1431
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:35,920
Don't worry, I know!
1432
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:39,000
-I'm a good guy, Mounir.
-I'm ready to die for you.
1433
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:41,080
No, I'll die for you, Mounir!
1434
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:42,760
-I love you!
-I love you!
1435
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:46,560
I love you, but I'm getting hot.
Is it weird if I take my shirt off?
1436
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:52,000
You get comfortable! Fuck them!
1437
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:53,400
Yeah, fuck them!
1438
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:57,760
-Free! I'm fucking free!
-Free!
1439
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:08,440
Hey, what're you doing?
1440
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:12,680
-No, it's just…
-Let me help you, bro.
1441
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,240
-Don't you want me to help you?
-Grab a bag.
1442
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:17,720
Let me help you.
1443
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,920
Fuck you, von Gluten, motherfucker!
1444
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,280
-Fill the bag!
-Yes.
1445
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,720
Hey, Bader! You down to go party?
1446
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,840
Go on,
I'm itching to rub up against someone.
1447
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:32,240
Come on!
1448
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:43,880
-That's some face you got!
-Yeah?
1449
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,040
You must score with the ladies, you dog!
1450
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:49,280
You're not scoring anything
with your crooked face, you son of…
1451
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:50,920
You bastards are high on molly.
1452
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,320
Give me some,
I wanna get high with you.
1453
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,000
Give me that. Don't touch me!
1454
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:58,040
-I'll send you bitches back to prehistory!
-Cokeman!
1455
01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:01,360
Cokeman! Come on, hurry up! Hurry!
1456
01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:02,760
Guys, I gotta bounce.
1457
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,440
Hey, caveman,
that asshole's gonna contaminate you!
1458
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,920
Don't listen to him, Mounir.
You can contaminate me if you want.
1459
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:14,720
Come on, let's hurry.
1460
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,440
Get on all fours and arch your back.
1461
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:18,960
-That way I can stick it in you.
-What did you say?
1462
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:23,840
It's about the text you sent me.
I can tell you my nightstick is excited!
1463
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:28,240
What the hell is that, a mushroom?
1464
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,520
Shut up, assholes! I'm gonna kill you all!
1465
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:33,520
-You serious?
-Shut your trap, gold digger!
1466
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:37,080
Can't you see
this whole mess is your fault?
1467
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:41,280
I loved Arsène like a father.
See what you forced me to do to him?
1468
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:44,720
-You fucked everything up!
-But, Pong--
1469
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:49,240
There was never any Pong!
My name is Florian, okay?
1470
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:51,760
Listen, Florian dear,
with all the cash you have here,
1471
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:54,040
imagine how comfortable
the two of us can be.
1472
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:55,960
You're not gonna let me die here, are you?
1473
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:06,280
No way! From now on,
you and I are Bonnie and Clyde.
1474
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,200
Florian and Clyde!
1475
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:10,520
-I'll take the bags?
-Yes.
1476
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:13,160
Fuck, you're so hot!
1477
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:16,200
-Get my suitcase?
-Yeah, we're such a great team.
1478
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:17,520
Good luck to you both!
1479
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:19,880
-Fuck you!
-Your head looks like an ass.
1480
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,680
She was just scared of my AK-47.
1481
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:26,520
The jackhammer!
1482
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:32,920
I'm gonna stick you in the PlayStation 4.
You'll understand real pain.
1483
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:37,320
Hi, kids, this is Cokeman's voicemail.
Leave me a voice message.
1484
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:40,280
But definitely not a text
'cause I can't read!
1485
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:43,720
That fucking asshole.
I knew he wasn't reliable.
1486
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,600
All right. Now that we're here,
there's no going back, guys.
1487
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:50,320
So you're gonna ice Arsène.
1488
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:53,400
Well, not you. Grégoire, can you shoot?
1489
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:55,800
I've played some Laser Quest.
1490
01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,800
That's it, it's exactly the same, okay?
1491
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,600
So, when I say "the goose is cooked,"
1492
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:04,480
you pump
the fucker's back full of bullets, okay?
1493
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,320
And don't worry, I'll get the 100 kilos,
1494
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:12,600
we'll load them in the Cadillac,
and we're set for the good life, man!
1495
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:17,040
Come on, Augustin, we're not donkeys.
1496
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:18,480
Yeah, okay, you're right.
1497
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:21,880
You really gotta stop drinking vodka.
1498
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,280
Vodka isn't good for you.
1499
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:34,200
Why are you still following me?
Did you not understand the plan?
1500
01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:37,040
Get in through the back, Tom and Jerry.
1501
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,200
Go, hurry! Fuck.
1502
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:42,520
Man, they're stupid.
1503
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,000
Let's go through here.
1504
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:46,920
Right?
1505
01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:57,000
Move it, you son of a bitch.
1506
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:00,840
Hey, Arsène, how's it going?
1507
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:04,320
This is the famous Mr. Poliakoff.
1508
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:09,320
He only speaks Russian,
but don't worry, I'll translate for you.
1509
01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:19,400
That means he's really, really interested.
1510
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:23,480
I mean, I think.
1511
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:25,480
Are you serious?
1512
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:28,480
With your shitty chapka.
1513
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:34,400
Hey, Mr. Poliakoff,
he asked you a question.
1514
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:36,560
Answer him, wesh.
1515
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:37,840
Yes…
1516
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:41,200
But he's talking to me
in real Russian. I mean, I…
1517
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:43,320
I mean, I can only speak gibberish.
1518
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:48,080
You speak French too, Mr. Poliakoff?
1519
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:50,520
Well, that'll make it easier to talk.
1520
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:54,000
Don't waste your energy.
You're both already dead, aren't you?
1521
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,280
Well, I guess, you're right…
1522
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:58,280
The goose is cooked!
1523
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:03,200
I think the goose is really cooked.
1524
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,360
That's good.
You're lucid for once, big guy.
1525
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:06,480
Right?
1526
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:12,080
What the fuck is that?
1527
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,400
-Help!
-Who did you think you were gonna hustle?
1528
01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:17,200
-This is the von Gluten gang.
-I said, look down.
1529
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:19,080
-Get down.
-It'll be okay, don't worry.
1530
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,760
You think you're Tony Montana?
1531
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,440
More like Tiny Montana.
1532
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:26,880
That was a good one.
1533
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,200
Shut up.
1534
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:29,760
I'm gonna kill you.
1535
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:32,560
Hey, don't kill them, okay?
1536
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:38,400
I've preheated my oven on high.
We'll start with the clown in the chapka.
1537
01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:40,560
Let's turn him into raisin bread.
1538
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:44,320
Not raisins!
I'm allergic. I'm allergic to raisins!
1539
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:48,120
Yes! With raisins.
The boss gets to decide. And you, shut up.
1540
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,680
Fuck, it was… Come back.
1541
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:53,040
Hey, Arsène! Wait.
1542
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,840
I'm sorry, I really fucked up.
1543
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,280
Yes, I tried to screw you over.
1544
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,720
And I even deserve
to be baked in the oven. But…
1545
01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:02,760
before you make
cream puffs out of my balls,
1546
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:06,080
let me ask you for one last favor, please.
1547
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:09,360
Spare Gildas.
I swear, he had nothing to do with this.
1548
01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:12,040
The only person responsible
is in front of you.
1549
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:16,760
You can start rolling, Beelzebub.
I'm coming.
1550
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,640
Hell is under you, idiot.
1551
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,960
-Right.
-There.
1552
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:23,000
You're surrounded, von Gluten.
Don't do anything stupid.
1553
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:25,000
Surrender without making any trouble.
1554
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:26,320
Shut your trap, shut up.
1555
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,040
Yeah? What are you
going to arrest me for, exactly?
1556
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:36,880
Here. For this?
1557
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:39,480
What is this?
1558
01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:40,520
Perhaps for this?
1559
01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:44,400
Or this?
1560
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:51,160
Cocaine, ecstasy, child trafficking…
1561
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:55,160
Yeah. This is exactly what
you're getting busted for, von Gluten.
1562
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:58,240
-Shit, Pong screwed me over.
-Let's bring him in.
1563
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:01,360
-Cokeman snitched on me, didn't he?
-We're bringing everyone in?
1564
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:03,520
You can tell me. That son of a bitch.
1565
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:05,640
-I always knew he was a whore.
-Hedi!
1566
01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:06,720
Cokeman!
1567
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:09,600
I'm here, brother, don't--
1568
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:12,160
Holy shit!
1569
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:17,960
Come on.
1570
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,160
Fuck, let go.
1571
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,040
Wait. Did he just hit him with his dick?
1572
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:40,440
That guy's crazy.
1573
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:42,720
-I can't breathe.
-Eat my ass, you fucking pig.
1574
01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:58,680
Come on. Get him! The flash balls! Go!
1575
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:00,240
And aim for the eyes!
1576
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:02,160
-Aim for the eyes!
-Well, my little nuggets?
1577
01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:03,440
You waiting for me?
1578
01:22:04,440 --> 01:22:05,560
My man!
1579
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:07,080
Bunch of bitches!
1580
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:10,120
Hey, my man! Watch out!
1581
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:18,080
Sorry, bro,
but you got AIDS now. That's right.
1582
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:22,840
For Theo!
1583
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:23,920
That's gross.
1584
01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:33,600
Come here.
1585
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:36,840
-You got nice eyes, you bastard.
-Thanks.
1586
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:38,200
You're still getting the elbow.
1587
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:39,360
I am?
1588
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:44,480
Now, that's something.
1589
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:53,320
A little blow…
1590
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,040
And we're good to go again.
1591
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:16,200
Come closer. Come on, come on!
1592
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,360
Cokeman, behind you!
1593
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,920
Cokeman, come free me!
1594
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,240
Hedi!
1595
01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:31,760
Get him!
1596
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:37,520
It's… I don't want to look.
1597
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:40,400
Is that part of the script?
1598
01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:41,360
Byron!
1599
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,560
Are those special effects on Batu?
1600
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,040
You thought I was gonna die for 30 euros?
1601
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:50,000
Come on, we're outta here.
1602
01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:51,560
Nice going, bro.
1603
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:53,760
Cokeman, help me!
1604
01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:01,200
You'll have to learn
how to defend yourself a little.
1605
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:02,720
You loser.
1606
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:05,400
I'm a loser?
Look at your belly, you son of a bitch.
1607
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,720
What's that?
1608
01:25:15,480 --> 01:25:17,680
-Are you okay, partner?
-Relax, bro, I got it.
1609
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:20,120
-Look out, behind you!
-Come here!
1610
01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:28,000
-Okay, I don't have it at all--
-No, Cokeman!
1611
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:31,880
What's gonna happen now?
1612
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:33,840
We're setting on the great journey
1613
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:36,760
-No!
-I'm coming, Mom.
1614
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:38,880
Leave him alone!
1615
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:44,000
Let go of me, Poliakoff! Beat it.
1616
01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:46,200
Gildas, what the fuck are you doing?
1617
01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:48,600
Saving your ass, friends.
1618
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:51,160
-Let go of me. Take that.
-You go, Gildas.
1619
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:52,640
Say hi to my mother!
1620
01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:54,600
-Gildas!
-That old whore!
1621
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:58,160
Not the oven! Not the fucking oven!
1622
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,240
Fuck you, man!
1623
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:03,040
And thanks again for the adventure!
1624
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:08,560
Hey, Gildas…
1625
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:10,960
that guy is lit!
1626
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:15,800
That poor guy's burned out.
1627
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:22,200
What are you doing?
1628
01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:24,320
Putting some blow on my boo-boos.
1629
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:27,040
Come on, buddy, let's go.
The cops are starting to wake up.
1630
01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:28,440
That bastard stabbed me.
1631
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:29,880
I told you you'd die before me.
1632
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:31,400
If I die, you're coming with me.
1633
01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:34,440
-I'm never letting you go.
-We're going to make Beelzebub sweat.
1634
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,600
-I love you, you bastard.
-Yeah, I love you too.
1635
01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:53,880
-But take your hand off.
-Look at those frog legs!
1636
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:56,920
-Take your fucking hand off.
-What are you gonna do about it?
1637
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,080
-Move your hand.
-Tell me you love me.
1638
01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:00,720
I love you. Take your hand off.
1639
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,360
-Okay, bro.
-Put your hands back.
1640
01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:05,120
You're going to kill me, wesh!
1641
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,840
I'm so cold.
1642
01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:23,840
Babe.
1643
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:26,640
I have to pay inside.
Are you coming with me?
1644
01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:29,200
-No, I'm too lazy. I'll wait for you here.
-You will?
1645
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:31,240
-You sure?
-Yeah. Go ahead.
1646
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,360
-Yeah?
-Go on, hurry up.
1647
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,800
-So, I'm going?
-Yeah.
1648
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:38,560
Florian, baby?
1649
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:41,320
Can you bring me back a bottle of water?
1650
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:43,320
Of course, babe.
1651
01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:44,680
Thank you.
1652
01:27:54,760 --> 01:27:56,800
I didn't even get to touch her boobs.
1653
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:00,120
Yvonne! Vonnie!
1654
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:02,320
-You gonna open?
-Vonnie!
1655
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:06,320
Open the fucking door, Vonnie!
Vonnie! Fucking hell.
1656
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:10,040
So? How did it go with Arsène?
1657
01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:12,120
-Move it, Popeye.
-What's up, Popeye?
1658
01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:13,400
Cokeman, quick, untie me.
1659
01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:15,920
-With what, bro?
-The pliers under the dresser.
1660
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:18,320
What's going on? Didoo?
1661
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:19,640
Bro, where is it?
1662
01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:22,080
What's wrong with Cokeman?
He's covered in blood.
1663
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:24,440
What's she doing here?
What are you doing here?
1664
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:25,360
Hiya.
1665
01:28:25,440 --> 01:28:27,560
-What's this hobo doing here?
-No, but…
1666
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:29,320
It's because she…
1667
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:33,680
-Always fucking squatting.
-She came to have a cup of tea with me.
1668
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:36,160
We wanted to have tea. What's going on?
1669
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:39,960
-Get the bag, partner.
-My legs are asleep.
1670
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:40,960
What are you doing?
1671
01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:43,240
-Sorry. You okay?
-What are you doing?
1672
01:28:43,320 --> 01:28:44,480
-Men…
-Men…
1673
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:46,280
-Didoo!
-I can't lose you now.
1674
01:28:46,360 --> 01:28:48,520
Answer me, please.
Tell me what's going on.
1675
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:49,800
This is still my home.
1676
01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:52,600
It went really badly, if you must know.
1677
01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:55,880
I'm bouncing with Cokeman now.
You'll never see me again.
1678
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:02,040
Chill out, Vonnie.
1679
01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:04,560
-I'll drop by once in a while.
-Shut up!
1680
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:07,960
Keep filling the bag, you little asshole.
1681
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:11,240
You really thought
I was an idiot. Is that it?
1682
01:29:11,320 --> 01:29:14,400
But don't you get that I've been
one step ahead this whole time?
1683
01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:17,840
Come on, faster!
Put everything in the bag.
1684
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:19,440
And what's that other homo doing?
1685
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:20,680
Are we gonna die?
1686
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:26,520
-What are you doing?
-No, this is for the bus!
1687
01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:28,520
-Put it back in the bag.
-Okay.
1688
01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:32,160
There. Fill. Fill it up, fill. And fill!
1689
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:34,840
And put some fucking rhythm into it.
Hurry up.
1690
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,600
There! There, that's good.
1691
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:40,560
On the right side. The right! There!
1692
01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:43,200
And put the bag on the table. Hurry up.
1693
01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:45,280
I said, hurry the fuck up.
1694
01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:47,600
Gross.
1695
01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:49,320
What is it?
1696
01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:51,360
What's your problem?
1697
01:29:53,480 --> 01:29:57,520
Good thing you're a good lay. Honestly,
I don't know how I would've kept it up.
1698
01:29:57,600 --> 01:29:58,600
You really mean it?
1699
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:02,040
That you were my bitch? Didoo…
1700
01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:05,320
Of course, I mean it, Didoo baby.
1701
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:12,160
Go ahead, baby.
1702
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:14,280
Get the tape
and tie them up in the bedroom.
1703
01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:16,080
What do you mean, "baby"?
1704
01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:17,240
I'm "baby."
1705
01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:20,120
-"I'm 'baby.'" That's right!
-You're "baby"?
1706
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:22,520
That's right, buddy. Yeah, she's my baby.
1707
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:24,920
I'm a fucking dyke, bro.
1708
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:25,920
Come on.
1709
01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:32,440
Were you in on it, too?
1710
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:34,120
You little tease.
1711
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:38,360
-What's this?
-That's for my bike.
1712
01:30:38,440 --> 01:30:39,880
Yeah? Where's it parked?
1713
01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:42,120
Right in front of the door.
You can't miss it.
1714
01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:44,440
Baby? You feel like going on a bike ride?
1715
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:45,840
I'm not really into bikes.
1716
01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:47,000
-Me neither.
-Don't worry.
1717
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:49,080
It's easy to drive.
I don't even have a license.
1718
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:50,680
-All right, let's go.
-Yes!
1719
01:30:52,160 --> 01:30:54,960
-You called the cops?
-Yes, darling, they're on their way.
1720
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:57,000
-Get the bag.
-Yes, right away.
1721
01:30:58,200 --> 01:30:59,040
Well…
1722
01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:03,160
-See you, losers.
-See you, ladies.
1723
01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:04,760
-Go on, move.
-Yeah, sorry.
1724
01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:07,600
-Hold this for me.
-Yes, sorry.
1725
01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:09,160
You don't have to be so rude.
1726
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:13,960
I actually really dug her, that Yvonne.
1727
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:19,840
She was faking it from the start, bro.
1728
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:22,160
She really pulled one over me.
1729
01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:26,360
A real pro…
1730
01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:29,600
Don't cry, bro.
1731
01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:32,000
You'll finally live your dream.
1732
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:38,000
Because now, we're going straight
to the Jailscape game, you son of a bitch.
1733
01:32:43,360 --> 01:32:44,840
All right, stroll's over.
1734
01:32:45,640 --> 01:32:47,160
-Let me finish.
-It's over.
1735
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:49,960
Fuck… Don't be so draconian!
1736
01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:55,560
Easy!
1737
01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:03,880
Cokeman! Help me,
things are really tough, bro.
1738
01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:08,760
How the fuck did you get all this?
You've been snitching?
1739
01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:10,720
Of course, but not just that!
1740
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:13,040
-Check out the Jacuzzi!
-Explain. How?
1741
01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:15,800
I'm getting rammed
by the entire prison, bro!
1742
01:33:16,480 --> 01:33:17,920
My ass is now Route 66!
1743
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:20,920
You're really a soulless son of a bitch!
1744
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:22,840
Holy shit, there's Micka. Let him through.
1745
01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:24,600
My little depressed SS!
1746
01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:27,040
Always there to get some, right?
1747
01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:30,080
It'll fit. Put on the handcuffs
and wait on the bed.
1748
01:33:30,160 --> 01:33:32,680
Don't give me that look!
My dick is your Xanax.
1749
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:34,560
Damn, you're ugly when you smile.
1750
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:35,880
-Francis?
-Yeah.
1751
01:33:35,960 --> 01:33:39,320
-Still okay for Thursday?
-No worries. What do you need this time?
1752
01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:42,400
Just bring your cute face
so I can defile it.
1753
01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:44,120
Let's go!
1754
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,360
-Remove this stink bomb.
-Who you calling a stink bomb?
1755
01:33:46,440 --> 01:33:47,600
-Take a shower.
-Move.
1756
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:49,120
-You stink, bro!
-Move.
1757
01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:52,640
You're not undressed yet.
You'll pay for it.
1758
01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:53,840
Did you work out?
1759
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:55,400
No, because of the riots.
1760
01:33:55,480 --> 01:33:57,200
-What do you mean?
-No time!
1761
01:33:57,280 --> 01:33:58,640
Make a bird sound.
1762
01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:01,360
Fuck! What the hell is that bird?
1763
01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:02,920
You bastard!
1764
01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:12,240
All right, Francis,
tell me, what's your gig?
1765
01:34:12,320 --> 01:34:14,920
69 or doggy style?
1766
01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:19,480
That flat ass? No. Thanks. Get in there.
1767
01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:23,360
Come on, let me please you!
Not asking much, just a PlayStation 2!
1768
01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:24,960
Get in there, I say!
1769
01:34:25,040 --> 01:34:26,120
No!
1770
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:27,800
Francis, stop!
1771
01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:32,160
Francis! Francis, please!
1772
01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:34,480
I could even blow you for a Game Boy!
1773
01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:41,680
Cokeman!
1774
01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:21,440
Subtitle translation by: Audrey Boulanger