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- [Abe] Where should
we go after this?

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- We should go make out.

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[camera clicks]

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[camera clicks]

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- Is this thing broken?

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- What's happening?

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It says no standing.

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Is that why?

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[upbeat rock music]

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This shit is so good.

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- Argh!

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[camera clicks]

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[upbeat rock music]

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- Ice cream, ice cream,
I want ice cream.

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[Jen chuckles]

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[camera clicks]

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[upbeat music]

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[camera clicks]

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- Which one for a pour over?

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[Jen gagging]

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- Avocado everything.

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[Jen laughing]

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[camera clicks]

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[camera clicks]

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[upbeat rock music]

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Drinking at the zoo.
- Drinking at the zoo.

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♪ Drinking at the zoo

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- How you liking the zoo, boo?

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- I'm just, I'm not feeling
great, maybe we don't record.

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- Zoo boo.

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♪ Are batshit crazy

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Good morning.

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- Can you not fucking
record right now?

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- Cute.

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- No, no not cute, stop.

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- Okay.

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Guys, I'm about to
ask my boyfriend, Abe
Schatz to marry me.

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I know it's a little
unconventional,

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a woman asking a man,
but I'm a boss bitch.

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So that's what I'm gonna do.

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I'm in his bungalow right
now while he's at work

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and I'm gonna ask him
in the coolest way.

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I can't wait for you to see.

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Marry me on a vegan,
gluten-free pizza.

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[Jen laughs]

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Woohoo.

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This is actually Abe's
hot sauce, Shmooly.

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It's his company.

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It's almost a company.

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We've got champagne.

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We're gonna surprise
the heck out of him.

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I just got the text.

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Abe's on his way.

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He'll be here in
like ten minutes.

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Yeah!

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[door clicks]

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[Abe mumbling]

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- Hey.

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- Hi!
- What's up, how are you doing?

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- Welcome home.

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[Abe and Jen kisses]

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How are you?

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- I'm good.

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Traffic was kind of a beast.

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Oh, got me there.
- Yeah?

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Always is.

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Did you eat?

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I got you pizza.

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I did, we had nachos.

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Three of us.
- No!

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- Went to the wine
bar where I work.

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- Aw, that's fun.

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Just one.

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- No, not right now.
- It's gluten free, vegan.

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- Little bit later.

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Let's just keep it there.

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- Please?

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- Like one?

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[Jen laughs]
In a little bit,

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in a little bit.

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- I've been here
waiting for you.

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I got champagne, and
your sauce is out.

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Just have one.

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Just have a bite.

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- Okay, all right.
- Just have a bite.

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[box creaking]

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- Hmm.

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[box taps]

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Is this, are you serious?

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Oh my God, you got the ring.

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Yes of course.
[Jen stutters]

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- No, no, yes.

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I absolutely wanna marry you.

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I absolutely wanna marry you.

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[lips smacks]

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Now, come here.

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I'm sorry I hesitated.
- Okay.

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- Oh.

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Yes.

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- It's yes?
- Yes, of course, of course.

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[Abe and Jen kissing]

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- He said yes!

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Okay, so you just have to be
used to having a camera on you

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and not get weird.
- Yeah.

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- Be okay with it.

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- I'm not hating
being on camera,

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it just makes me act
a little different.

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I get a little bit
more in my head.

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Even just now.

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I'm sorry I couldn't cum.

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I really wanted to.

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You had me there but
I just couldn't do it.

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I feel bad.

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- I'm not upset about it.

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- I know, I just feel bad that
I couldn't make it happen.

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I was almost there and
then it was just like,

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nope, not gonna happen.

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- You made me squirt

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so I'm fine.
- I love making you squirt.

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It's one of my favorite joys
in life making you squirt.

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- Should we have this be the
start of our engagement video?

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[horns booming]

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So I grew up in
Phoenix, Arizona, and
I spend a lot of time

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with my favorite
people, my grandparents.

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They actually met in Vegas
before they got married,

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so they'd like to take road
trips and bring me along.

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And it was my favorite place.

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We'd lounge by the pool,
go to all the buffets.

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My grandma was
really into gambling.

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Abe and I have never been before

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so I'm gonna take him and show
him all my favorite places.

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I'm really excited.

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Yeah, what happens in
Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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Peter, so I'm thinking,

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if you can just try
to get everything,

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as much as you can,

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the ups, the downs, whatever.

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What I'm trying to do
with this is actually,

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make the craziest, best,
wedding documentary possible.

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Abe doesn't really know this
so just [clicks tongue] okay.

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But I know I'm just a
production coordinator at work,

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but I really like being on
camera, I like directing,

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I'm trying to get out of that.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, I want this to be legit.

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The ups and downs.

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Just all the things you
don't usually see, you know?

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Okay, good.

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Don't say anything.

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Check this out.

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[Jen laughs]

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#SCHATZAMORE.

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Abe is gonna dig that one.

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It's really hard coming
up with a hashtag.

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Look, he's gonna be a mime.

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[Jen laughs]

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Now to figure out
what I'm gonna wear

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to go out, to go
with Abe's outfits.

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How ho do I go?

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You know what I mean?

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- [Peter] We're doing this.

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- Yeah, this is Peter.

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What's up? I've heard
so much about you.

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- [Peter] I've heard
so much about you.

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- Ugh.

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- [Peter] Congratulations
on the engagement.

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Thanks man, thanks.
- You fired up?

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I am yeah.

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I wasn't so sure what
to make about this.

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Like her bringing a cameraman in

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and having cameras
in my face and all

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but it's cool.

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- [Peter] Dude we're gonna

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have so much fun.

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- Getting this hot sauce
company off the ground.

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- [Peter] Goodness.

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- It's kind of a
name for a jerk.

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It's like a Yiddish,
Jewish jerk sorta name.

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I just thought it
would be funny.

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I don't know what you eat
or can't eat but it's good.

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Let's get this going.

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Let's do it.
- Let's do it.

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- Let's make this happen, yeah.

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- You're so cute.

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[lips smacking]

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I have to cover up
my kombucha rash.

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- Are they adding
stuff to the kombucha?

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- I'm guessing
it's from kombucha.

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This is Grams' ring.
- This is the ring.

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Grams is not playing
around with this ring.

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- I know, look at that.
- Grams gave her this ring.

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- It's vintage, it's real.

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Real deal guys.

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I love it.

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I love your penis finger pepper.

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- What?

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Penis finger?

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- That's a penis finger.

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- First of all, it
doesn't go with my yellow.

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You're clashing with my yellow.

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That's one thing, and I'm
kinda set on this shirt.

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- Okay, that's actually fair.
- Second of all,

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it's a freaking product
placement, Shmooly Sauce.

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It's like a billboard.
[Abe breathing heavily]

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- What should I wear?

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I mean, I have all my
other stuff in the car.

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- Your dark gray would
go good with this.

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- Dark gray?

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- Yeah.

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- Okay, we'll look like a--

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- Let me direct.

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Thank you, I love you.

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- Okay, I love you too.

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[gentle music]

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Yeah, we're celebrating.
- [Cashier] Congratulations.

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- Not yet.

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- We're about to
be getting married.

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We're celebrating
our engagement.

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- It's for the engagement.

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- We're going to Vegas.

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- [Cashier] How fun, lucky you.

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- Thank you.

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- I'm gonna go use the bathroom,
then I'll be ready to go.

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Number one!

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- [Peter] How do
you feel so far?

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- You're doing good.

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- [Peter] Yeah?

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- You're getting a lot of stuff.

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- [Peter] I'm
getting everything.

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- He's very clearly
anxious on camera.

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[potato chip crunches]

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He couldn't drive and
talk at the same time.

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It was making me so scared.

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Maybe he'll warm up soon.

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It takes a little time
to get used to it.

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Here he comes.

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Come on, we're ready!

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We're ready, we're
ready for you!

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- [Peter] Oh my God,
who waves like that?

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- I think it's because
I was doing it.

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- [Peter] Yeah, good save.
- Come on!

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[gentle music]

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♪ Tell me that you love me

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♪ Even when I think
the silly things ♪

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♪ I never was a gambler

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♪ But I know when to
bet on a sure thing ♪

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[camera clicks]

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[camera clicks]

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[camera clicks]

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[camera clicks]

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[camera clicks]

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- Definitely, communication
is the number one.

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Never go to bed angry.
- Honesty,

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we're all about honesty.

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Honesty is our big thing.

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- High five on that.
- Yes, everything.

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- It's gonna work boo.

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It's gonna work.
- Thank you.

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I wish you nothing but the best.

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You guys are a cute couple.
- [Abe] Thank you so much.

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- And I'm so glad to meet you
guys, enjoy every last moment.

264
00:09:14.899 --> 00:09:16.072
- That's so sweet of you.

265
00:09:16.107 --> 00:09:17.695
- It is definitely a
blessing. It really is.

266
00:09:17.729 --> 00:09:19.593
Don't let nobody tell
you anything negative
about marriage.

267
00:09:19.628 --> 00:09:20.594
- Thank you.

268
00:09:20.629 --> 00:09:22.458
- It's work but it's very--

269
00:09:22.492 --> 00:09:25.979
It's work but it's
a great experience

270
00:09:26.013 --> 00:09:28.119
if you're with the person
that you need to be with.

271
00:09:28.153 --> 00:09:29.396
You feel what I'm saying?
- I do.

272
00:09:29.430 --> 00:09:30.673
- [Peter] One, two, three.

273
00:09:30.708 --> 00:09:32.779
- [Everyone] Schatzamore!

274
00:09:34.712 --> 00:09:37.887
- I love Eddie World,
this is amazing.

275
00:09:39.026 --> 00:09:40.234
It's too bright.

276
00:09:40.269 --> 00:09:42.443
I can't see if this
looks good or not.

277
00:09:42.478 --> 00:09:45.585
- [Peter] What's
going on back there?

278
00:09:47.656 --> 00:09:49.416
- He's kinda yelling.

279
00:09:50.866 --> 00:09:52.453
- [Peter] Who is he talking to?

280
00:09:52.488 --> 00:09:55.284
- He's talking to Victor,
that's his investor.

281
00:09:55.318 --> 00:09:57.873
The guy that's giving him all
the money for the hot sauce.

282
00:09:57.907 --> 00:10:00.323
I don't really like this guy.

283
00:10:02.049 --> 00:10:02.947
Oh my gosh.

284
00:10:04.017 --> 00:10:05.190
Hey babe.

285
00:10:05.225 --> 00:10:06.778
- He's out.

286
00:10:06.813 --> 00:10:09.885
Victor pulled out, whole thing.

287
00:10:09.919 --> 00:10:10.713
- What?

288
00:10:10.748 --> 00:10:11.956
- Yeah, no.

289
00:10:11.990 --> 00:10:14.061
30 grand, I asked if he
could put fifteen in.

290
00:10:14.096 --> 00:10:15.166
He's out.

291
00:10:15.200 --> 00:10:16.685
- Honey.

292
00:10:16.719 --> 00:10:17.927
[Abe sighs]

293
00:10:17.962 --> 00:10:19.688
Okay hey, hey.

294
00:10:19.722 --> 00:10:22.587
Don't, we're in this together,
we're gonna figure it out.

295
00:10:22.622 --> 00:10:25.176
[gentle music]

296
00:10:28.628 --> 00:10:30.077
Shatzamore.
- Shatzamore.

297
00:10:30.112 --> 00:10:32.493
- It's the best hashtag
any wedding has ever seen.

298
00:10:32.528 --> 00:10:34.288
- #SHATZAMORE.

299
00:10:34.323 --> 00:10:35.358
Let's do it.

300
00:10:35.393 --> 00:10:36.843
- Okay.

301
00:10:36.877 --> 00:10:39.708
[gentle music]

302
00:10:39.742 --> 00:10:41.744
Shatzamore!
- Shatzamore!

303
00:10:44.402 --> 00:10:45.472
[camera clicks]

304
00:10:45.506 --> 00:10:48.371
[gentle music]

305
00:10:48.406 --> 00:10:49.890
[camera clicks]

306
00:10:49.925 --> 00:10:50.719
[camera clicks]

307
00:10:50.753 --> 00:10:51.581
[gentle music]

308
00:10:51.616 --> 00:10:52.410
[car beeps]

309
00:10:52.444 --> 00:10:53.618
- Whoo!
- Yeah!

310
00:10:53.653 --> 00:10:55.068
- Vegas!

311
00:10:55.102 --> 00:10:58.727
- We're here!
[Jen laughing]

312
00:11:00.176 --> 00:11:02.385
- You're so white and cute.
- Sorry, I'm so stupid.

313
00:11:02.420 --> 00:11:03.214
Aww thank you.

314
00:11:03.248 --> 00:11:04.042
[Abe laughs]

315
00:11:04.077 --> 00:11:05.457
- I love that.

316
00:11:05.492 --> 00:11:07.805
I'm so glad that all of
this is being filmed.

317
00:11:07.839 --> 00:11:08.909
- This is crazy.

318
00:11:08.944 --> 00:11:09.841
- Are you freaking out?

319
00:11:09.876 --> 00:11:11.325
- No, I am excited.

320
00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:14.363
[Jen laughing]
I think this is amazing.

321
00:11:14.397 --> 00:11:17.159
I just need to take some
ibuprofen, get a little CBD,

322
00:11:17.193 --> 00:11:19.471
we'll chill out
for a bit and then-

323
00:11:19.506 --> 00:11:20.887
- You're so stressed
all the time.

324
00:11:20.921 --> 00:11:22.440
- I'm not stressed,
I'm not stressed.

325
00:11:22.474 --> 00:11:24.994
- You're like, "I'm really
excited, I'm really happy.

326
00:11:25.029 --> 00:11:28.342
"I just need to take some
CBD oil and some ibuprofen."

327
00:11:28.377 --> 00:11:30.759
- No, I'm just feeling a
lot of things right now.

328
00:11:30.793 --> 00:11:31.621
It's like 98% amazing.

329
00:11:31.656 --> 00:11:32.450
I just got the--

330
00:11:32.484 --> 00:11:33.796
- [Jen] I know--

331
00:11:36.281 --> 00:11:38.214
- The Victor stuff
is kinda in my brain

332
00:11:38.249 --> 00:11:39.560
but I'm trying to
compartmentalize.

333
00:11:39.595 --> 00:11:41.735
- Let's make a fuck Victor video

334
00:11:41.770 --> 00:11:43.633
and just send it off to him?

335
00:11:43.668 --> 00:11:46.602
How do I look lit
by the Vegas lights?

336
00:11:46.636 --> 00:11:47.430
- [Abe] You look beautiful.

337
00:11:47.465 --> 00:11:48.569
- With my ring?

338
00:11:48.604 --> 00:11:50.054
Grams would be so proud.

339
00:11:50.088 --> 00:11:52.539
[jazz music]

340
00:11:58.407 --> 00:12:02.066
♪ Bang that drum and
let's get on with this ♪

341
00:12:02.100 --> 00:12:04.275
♪ Fire that shot

342
00:12:04.309 --> 00:12:06.380
♪ I like you a lot

343
00:12:06.415 --> 00:12:11.213
♪ Fly that dove, it's
time we fell in love ♪

344
00:12:11.247 --> 00:12:13.663
[jazz music]

345
00:12:19.048 --> 00:12:20.912
[Jen laughing]

346
00:12:20.947 --> 00:12:21.844
Zoom in on this.

347
00:12:21.879 --> 00:12:22.672
[hiphop music in the background]

348
00:12:22.707 --> 00:12:24.433
- [Abe] Oh shit, nice.

349
00:12:24.467 --> 00:12:25.710
What you doing?

350
00:12:27.608 --> 00:12:30.370
- Making you a beverage.

351
00:12:30.404 --> 00:12:31.267
Cheers.

352
00:12:31.302 --> 00:12:32.475
- [Abe] Cheers.

353
00:12:32.510 --> 00:12:34.029
- Welcome to Vegas, babe.

354
00:12:34.063 --> 00:12:35.651
- [Abe] Yeah, this is your spot.

355
00:12:35.685 --> 00:12:38.758
- Before we get
outta here, we can,

356
00:12:38.792 --> 00:12:42.037
do something with
the camera off.

357
00:12:42.071 --> 00:12:43.521
Take off your robe.

358
00:12:43.555 --> 00:12:44.798
Get naked.

359
00:12:44.833 --> 00:12:46.558
- [Abe] Naked time
is happening now.

360
00:12:46.593 --> 00:12:47.387
- Do it!

361
00:12:47.421 --> 00:12:48.491
Stop the camera.

362
00:12:48.526 --> 00:12:49.320
- [Abe] I'm doing it.

363
00:12:49.354 --> 00:12:50.148
It's coming off.

364
00:12:50.183 --> 00:12:51.218
Dick is coming out.

365
00:12:51.253 --> 00:12:53.842
[hip-hop music]

366
00:12:53.876 --> 00:12:56.465
[gentle music]

367
00:12:58.916 --> 00:13:03.541
♪ I thought that love
was just some stuff ♪

368
00:13:03.575 --> 00:13:07.821
♪ Some stuff of
which I had enough ♪

369
00:13:07.856 --> 00:13:10.617
♪ I thought I'd be thrilled

370
00:13:10.651 --> 00:13:12.826
♪ Just to be filled

371
00:13:12.861 --> 00:13:17.762
♪ With spirits
spilled from a cup ♪

372
00:13:18.659 --> 00:13:21.766
♪ Took time to discover

373
00:13:21.801 --> 00:13:25.459
♪ From one night to another

374
00:13:26.322 --> 00:13:28.117
- You're so tall in these heels.

375
00:13:28.152 --> 00:13:28.946
- I know.

376
00:13:28.980 --> 00:13:30.671
- I love it, sort of.

377
00:13:30.706 --> 00:13:31.983
- Yeah, you look small.

378
00:13:32.018 --> 00:13:33.916
- I'm like all small now.
[Jen laughing]

379
00:13:33.951 --> 00:13:35.090
- Is everything okay?

380
00:13:35.124 --> 00:13:36.954
On the phone you looked
a little worried.

381
00:13:36.988 --> 00:13:37.989
- Yeah, all-

382
00:13:39.542 --> 00:13:40.612
Okay, let's get the photo stuff.

383
00:13:40.647 --> 00:13:41.579
[camera clicks]

384
00:13:41.613 --> 00:13:42.407
[camera clicks]

385
00:13:42.442 --> 00:13:45.134
[camera clicks]

386
00:13:45.169 --> 00:13:46.239
- Are you sure you're okay?

387
00:13:46.273 --> 00:13:47.447
You all right?

388
00:13:50.001 --> 00:13:51.865
- Stop, calm down.
- Okay, okay.

389
00:13:51.900 --> 00:13:52.728
All right.

390
00:13:56.214 --> 00:13:59.114
I'm sorry that I
can't control my--

391
00:14:00.736 --> 00:14:01.875
I don't know.

392
00:14:01.910 --> 00:14:03.083
I've got like no
control down there.

393
00:14:03.118 --> 00:14:04.291
I'm sorry.

394
00:14:04.326 --> 00:14:06.017
- Babe, I don't care
about how fast you cum.

395
00:14:06.052 --> 00:14:07.363
Don't stress about it.
- Okay.

396
00:14:07.398 --> 00:14:09.262
Are you okay?
- I'm not thinking about it.

397
00:14:09.296 --> 00:14:11.022
- That's not why you're upset?

398
00:14:11.057 --> 00:14:11.885
[camera clicks]

399
00:14:11.920 --> 00:14:12.713
[camera clicks]

400
00:14:12.748 --> 00:14:13.991
[camera clicks]

401
00:14:14.025 --> 00:14:16.614
[camera clicks]

402
00:14:18.236 --> 00:14:20.998
Did something
happen on that call?

403
00:14:21.032 --> 00:14:21.861
- Yeah.

404
00:14:21.895 --> 00:14:22.723
[camera clicks]

405
00:14:22.758 --> 00:14:24.380
[camera clicks]

406
00:14:24.415 --> 00:14:25.899
It's really annoying

407
00:14:25.934 --> 00:14:27.590
that you always think it's
about you cumming too soon

408
00:14:27.625 --> 00:14:28.902
or too not soon enough.

409
00:14:28.937 --> 00:14:30.145
- Well you said
it's not about that

410
00:14:30.179 --> 00:14:31.940
so what's going on?
- I know.

411
00:14:31.974 --> 00:14:33.389
- Can you just--

412
00:14:33.424 --> 00:14:35.357
- Can we just do the photos
and the video please?

413
00:14:35.391 --> 00:14:38.843
- I just wanna know why
you're kind of in a mood.

414
00:14:38.878 --> 00:14:40.949
- God, you're being so selfish.

415
00:14:40.983 --> 00:14:42.019
- How am I being selfish?

416
00:14:42.053 --> 00:14:43.261
I'm asking about you.

417
00:14:43.296 --> 00:14:44.918
- My Grams just got
taken to the hospital.

418
00:14:44.953 --> 00:14:46.333
- Grams is in the hospital?

419
00:14:46.368 --> 00:14:47.162
- Yes!

420
00:14:47.196 --> 00:14:48.232
- What happened?

421
00:14:48.266 --> 00:14:49.095
- Stop.

422
00:14:49.992 --> 00:14:52.408
- What do you wanna do?

423
00:14:52.443 --> 00:14:53.962
- Just!

424
00:14:53.996 --> 00:14:55.446
Are we good here?

425
00:14:57.517 --> 00:14:58.449
[camera clicks]

426
00:14:58.483 --> 00:14:59.968
[camera clicks]

427
00:15:00.002 --> 00:15:02.418
[camera clicks]

428
00:15:02.453 --> 00:15:03.764
- Grams had a stroke?

429
00:15:03.799 --> 00:15:05.076
- Yeah.

430
00:15:05.111 --> 00:15:06.802
- Because grandpa
had a stroke too

431
00:15:06.836 --> 00:15:08.010
which is really fucked up.

432
00:15:08.045 --> 00:15:09.805
- Do they know how
bad it was yet?

433
00:15:09.839 --> 00:15:11.013
- She fell.

434
00:15:11.048 --> 00:15:13.982
They're X-raying to see
if she broke her hip.

435
00:15:14.016 --> 00:15:14.914
- Holy shit.

436
00:15:14.948 --> 00:15:15.915
- Yeah.

437
00:15:15.949 --> 00:15:17.054
- So sorry about
everything with Grams.

438
00:15:17.088 --> 00:15:18.262
It's so awful.

439
00:15:20.505 --> 00:15:21.713
Do you want a drink?

440
00:15:21.748 --> 00:15:22.956
- You should hold
on to that one.

441
00:15:22.991 --> 00:15:23.992
- Yeah.
- Yes, I agree.

442
00:15:24.026 --> 00:15:24.993
She's great.

443
00:15:25.027 --> 00:15:26.546
Do you want me to get
like the biggest tequilas

444
00:15:26.580 --> 00:15:27.271
that I can find?

445
00:15:27.305 --> 00:15:28.789
- Yeah.
- Okay.

446
00:15:28.824 --> 00:15:30.136
Just hold on for a second.
[lips smacking]

447
00:15:30.170 --> 00:15:31.447
Just stay here.

448
00:15:35.486 --> 00:15:38.489
- They're gonna do
surgery tomorrow.

449
00:15:41.319 --> 00:15:42.976
See if she makes it.

450
00:15:44.184 --> 00:15:45.979
- We don't have to do
anything else tonight.

451
00:15:46.014 --> 00:15:47.567
We don't have to keep recording.

452
00:15:47.601 --> 00:15:48.671
We don't have to do anything.

453
00:15:48.706 --> 00:15:51.743
Just tell me what I can do.

454
00:15:51.778 --> 00:15:54.850
- Let's try to make
the most of this.

455
00:15:54.884 --> 00:15:55.713
- Yeah.

456
00:16:00.269 --> 00:16:02.616
[Abe gulps]

457
00:16:06.034 --> 00:16:10.176
When my grandfather
fell and broke his hip,

458
00:16:10.210 --> 00:16:11.108
it was not good.

459
00:16:11.142 --> 00:16:12.902
He died like six weeks later.

460
00:16:12.937 --> 00:16:13.869
It was bad.

461
00:16:16.389 --> 00:16:17.977
I'm sorry, no I didn't
mean it like that.

462
00:16:18.011 --> 00:16:19.668
I just wanted to-

463
00:16:19.702 --> 00:16:20.772
[Abe sighs]

464
00:16:20.807 --> 00:16:23.016
That's what happened.

465
00:16:23.051 --> 00:16:24.673
I think everything could
be different with Grams.

466
00:16:24.707 --> 00:16:26.709
- Why would you say that?
[Jen sobbing]

467
00:16:26.744 --> 00:16:28.228
- No, no, I didn't
mean it like that.

468
00:16:28.263 --> 00:16:29.919
I didn't mean it like
that. [Jen sobbing]

469
00:16:29.954 --> 00:16:31.162
I just--

470
00:16:31.197 --> 00:16:33.268
Grams is gonna be fine,
Grams is gonna be fine.

471
00:16:33.302 --> 00:16:34.994
I promise Grams
is gonna be fine.

472
00:16:35.028 --> 00:16:36.133
I mean, I can't promise that,

473
00:16:36.167 --> 00:16:38.169
but I really hope
Grams is gonna be fine.

474
00:16:38.204 --> 00:16:39.826
- You're not helping.

475
00:16:39.860 --> 00:16:41.862
We're gonna have
the best content.

476
00:16:41.897 --> 00:16:43.864
It's gonna be so good,

477
00:16:43.899 --> 00:16:45.211
it's gonna be so good.

478
00:16:45.245 --> 00:16:46.488
Me and Peter,

479
00:16:46.522 --> 00:16:47.799
we're gonna start a
production company.

480
00:16:47.834 --> 00:16:48.731
- Cheers to that.

481
00:16:48.766 --> 00:16:49.974
- Cheers.

482
00:16:50.009 --> 00:16:52.494
- [Peter] You guys
look beautiful.

483
00:16:52.528 --> 00:16:53.426
- Thank you.

484
00:16:53.460 --> 00:16:54.737
- You're beautiful, my friend.

485
00:16:54.772 --> 00:16:55.600
Oh.

486
00:16:56.636 --> 00:16:58.086
- This place fucking sucks.

487
00:16:58.120 --> 00:17:00.088
- I know, all these
people around here.

488
00:17:00.122 --> 00:17:01.641
- Just a bunch of douchers.

489
00:17:01.675 --> 00:17:02.469
- Yeah.

490
00:17:02.504 --> 00:17:04.333
- Fucking idiots.

491
00:17:04.368 --> 00:17:05.196
- Idiots.

492
00:17:06.094 --> 00:17:09.269
[Abe and Jen kissing]

493
00:17:10.650 --> 00:17:11.616
Chug.
- Chug this shit.

494
00:17:11.651 --> 00:17:12.617
- Chug it.
- Chug it.

495
00:17:12.652 --> 00:17:13.618
- To Grams.

496
00:17:13.653 --> 00:17:15.137
- To Grams, to Grams'
speedy recovery.

497
00:17:15.172 --> 00:17:16.000
[Abe and Jen kissing]

498
00:17:16.035 --> 00:17:17.760
- To Grams, to Grams.

499
00:17:18.830 --> 00:17:20.556
Oh, I love Grams so much.

500
00:17:20.591 --> 00:17:22.696
I hope she's okay.

501
00:17:22.731 --> 00:17:23.904
- Grams is gonna be fine.

502
00:17:23.939 --> 00:17:26.217
Don't worry about
Grams, she's gonna be--

503
00:17:26.252 --> 00:17:27.667
She's a trooper.

504
00:17:27.701 --> 00:17:29.979
Everything you told me
about Grams is just amazing.

505
00:17:30.014 --> 00:17:31.291
- Let's go.

506
00:17:31.326 --> 00:17:32.741
Let's get the fuck outta here.

507
00:17:32.775 --> 00:17:33.880
- Grams is amazing,

508
00:17:33.914 --> 00:17:34.881
she's gonna be so good.
- Let's go babe.

509
00:17:34.915 --> 00:17:35.709
- Come on here.

510
00:17:35.744 --> 00:17:36.848
Let me help you up.

511
00:17:36.883 --> 00:17:37.987
- Let's go.
- Come on, let's go.

512
00:17:38.022 --> 00:17:38.885
- Peter, good night.
- Ah, shit.

513
00:17:38.919 --> 00:17:39.679
Shit shit shit.
- Oh, God.

514
00:17:39.713 --> 00:17:40.473
- Sorry about that.

515
00:17:40.507 --> 00:17:41.232
No, no it's all empty.

516
00:17:41.267 --> 00:17:43.303
- Okay I got it.

517
00:17:43.338 --> 00:17:45.133
Where are you going?

518
00:17:45.167 --> 00:17:46.410
- Let's go this way.

519
00:17:46.444 --> 00:17:48.619
♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish

520
00:17:48.653 --> 00:17:50.862
♪ And I'm buzzed,
bombed and blitzed ♪

521
00:17:50.897 --> 00:17:55.591
♪ I found love really exists

522
00:17:55.626 --> 00:18:00.631
♪ I found love when we kissed

523
00:18:01.804 --> 00:18:03.703
♪ It must be love
or else I'm drunk ♪

524
00:18:03.737 --> 00:18:05.946
♪ These foolish, fleeting
thoughts I've thunk ♪

525
00:18:05.981 --> 00:18:10.227
♪ Must be a dream,
those lips I've kissed ♪

526
00:18:10.261 --> 00:18:13.161
♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish

527
00:18:13.195 --> 00:18:15.266
♪ And I'm buzzed,
bombed and blitzed ♪

528
00:18:15.301 --> 00:18:19.891
♪ I've found love
really exists ♪

529
00:18:19.926 --> 00:18:23.757
♪ I found love when we kissed

530
00:18:28.797 --> 00:18:30.039
[Jen laughs]

531
00:18:30.074 --> 00:18:32.835
- I'm feeling lame for
being in the hotel room

532
00:18:32.870 --> 00:18:35.666
in Vegas at 10 o'clock at night.

533
00:18:35.700 --> 00:18:37.668
We're old now.

534
00:18:37.702 --> 00:18:41.810
Who's that hot woman with that
old Jewish complaining man?

535
00:18:41.844 --> 00:18:42.638
What else?

536
00:18:42.673 --> 00:18:44.675
What else is it?

537
00:18:44.709 --> 00:18:49.576
- Can you just promise me that
whatever happens between us,

538
00:18:49.611 --> 00:18:53.097
I just always want
us to be friends.

539
00:18:53.132 --> 00:18:57.308
I can't predict the
future, I can't predict...

540
00:18:57.343 --> 00:18:59.034
- What are you talking about?

541
00:18:59.068 --> 00:19:00.000
Why are you trying--

542
00:19:00.035 --> 00:19:01.692
What are you doing?

543
00:19:01.726 --> 00:19:02.520
- I'm not doing anything.

544
00:19:02.555 --> 00:19:03.349
I'm just--

545
00:19:03.383 --> 00:19:04.867
- Wake up.

546
00:19:04.902 --> 00:19:06.766
- Why are you all mad?

547
00:19:06.800 --> 00:19:09.458
- Because you just
became my fiance

548
00:19:09.493 --> 00:19:12.875
and you just told me
that whatever happens
let's be friends.

549
00:19:12.910 --> 00:19:15.844
I don't wanna be your friend,
we're gonna get married.

550
00:19:15.878 --> 00:19:19.261
- No I'm just saying like, I
don't know what I'm saying.

551
00:19:19.296 --> 00:19:20.504
I'm sorry.

552
00:19:20.538 --> 00:19:22.747
- What are you not
being honest about?

553
00:19:22.782 --> 00:19:23.886
You're not telling--

554
00:19:23.921 --> 00:19:24.818
- We were just chilling.

555
00:19:24.853 --> 00:19:26.958
How did this get all weird?

556
00:19:26.993 --> 00:19:29.823
- You made it fucking weird.

557
00:19:29.858 --> 00:19:31.687
You're gonna tell me tomorrow.

558
00:19:31.722 --> 00:19:35.070
Whatever you're not telling me.

559
00:19:36.036 --> 00:19:38.211
[Jen snoring]

560
00:19:38.246 --> 00:19:39.661
- Do you want me
to make you squirt?

561
00:19:39.695 --> 00:19:40.524
- Stop.

562
00:19:41.801 --> 00:19:43.354
Stop.

563
00:19:43.389 --> 00:19:44.390
- I'm sorry.

564
00:19:46.564 --> 00:19:49.878
♪ With you I could
stay far beyond ♪

565
00:19:49.912 --> 00:19:54.365
♪ When the dawn greets the day

566
00:19:54.400 --> 00:19:59.405
♪ It won't be just
another jump in the hay ♪

567
00:20:02.477 --> 00:20:04.064
[Peter knocks]

568
00:20:04.099 --> 00:20:05.894
[door squeaks]

569
00:20:05.928 --> 00:20:07.585
- Good morning!

570
00:20:07.620 --> 00:20:09.104
[Jen laughs]

571
00:20:09.138 --> 00:20:12.763
Welcome, you ready for a big
exciting day on The Strip?

572
00:20:12.797 --> 00:20:13.591
Abe is back here.

573
00:20:13.626 --> 00:20:14.558
Abe, say hi!

574
00:20:16.353 --> 00:20:19.218
We've got a busy day planned.

575
00:20:19.252 --> 00:20:20.943
I don't wanna say
too much about it

576
00:20:20.978 --> 00:20:22.704
because I want it
to be exciting.

577
00:20:22.738 --> 00:20:24.844
But we're gonna get some
photos sent to Grams.

578
00:20:24.878 --> 00:20:26.570
Don't let me forget, okay?

579
00:20:26.604 --> 00:20:27.502
- No, of course not.

580
00:20:27.536 --> 00:20:29.435
- Gotta send Grams some photos.

581
00:20:30.712 --> 00:20:32.990
Yeah, hope you're ready to...

582
00:20:36.545 --> 00:20:37.477
Mmh.

583
00:20:37.512 --> 00:20:40.031
[door slams]

584
00:20:40.066 --> 00:20:40.825
[Jen knocking]

585
00:20:40.860 --> 00:20:41.688
Abe.

586
00:20:43.794 --> 00:20:44.588
Abe!

587
00:20:44.622 --> 00:20:45.520
[Jen knocking]

588
00:20:45.554 --> 00:20:47.694
- [Abe] It'll just be a second.

589
00:20:47.729 --> 00:20:50.835
- We gotta get going babe.
We got a lot to do today.

590
00:20:50.870 --> 00:20:51.664
Come on buddy.

591
00:20:51.698 --> 00:20:52.527
[Jen knocks]

592
00:20:52.561 --> 00:20:53.355
- [Abe] I hear you.

593
00:20:53.390 --> 00:20:55.184
Just give me a sec.

594
00:20:55.219 --> 00:20:56.289
- What are you doing right now?

595
00:20:56.324 --> 00:20:57.394
We have to get all this done.

596
00:20:57.428 --> 00:20:58.705
You're hiding in the bathroom.

597
00:20:58.740 --> 00:21:00.189
- I'm not hiding.

598
00:21:00.224 --> 00:21:01.915
I'm finding all this
really invasive right now.

599
00:21:01.950 --> 00:21:03.192
- Does this have something to do

600
00:21:03.227 --> 00:21:04.539
with what you said last night?

601
00:21:04.573 --> 00:21:07.127
About us just being friends?
- Oh God.

602
00:21:07.162 --> 00:21:10.096
I'm not saying anything
about us just being friends.

603
00:21:10.130 --> 00:21:12.823
I was kind of fucked up when
we had that conversation.

604
00:21:12.857 --> 00:21:14.100
- So we're gonna
talk about this.

605
00:21:14.134 --> 00:21:15.308
Hey, we're just gonna be honest.

606
00:21:15.343 --> 00:21:17.137
This is part of the process.

607
00:21:17.172 --> 00:21:19.588
Let's just be
honest with me here.

608
00:21:19.623 --> 00:21:24.628
- It's about us and I would
rather it not be on camera.

609
00:21:25.491 --> 00:21:27.216
- Oh it's gonna be on camera.

610
00:21:27.251 --> 00:21:29.702
[Abe sighs]
Come on.

611
00:21:29.736 --> 00:21:31.945
- Can you just let me
have a second here?

612
00:21:31.980 --> 00:21:33.326
Can you just?
- What are you gonna do?

613
00:21:33.361 --> 00:21:34.603
What do you need a second for?

614
00:21:34.638 --> 00:21:35.846
Come on, let's go
in the other room.

615
00:21:35.880 --> 00:21:37.123
- I just need to wash my face.

616
00:21:37.157 --> 00:21:37.951
Just give me a second.

617
00:21:37.986 --> 00:21:39.159
- Two minutes.

618
00:21:40.160 --> 00:21:41.645
Let's go in there.

619
00:21:42.784 --> 00:21:46.132
Re-set for some
good lighting, okay?

620
00:21:46.166 --> 00:21:47.133
- We're really doing this?

621
00:21:47.167 --> 00:21:48.341
- Yes.

622
00:21:48.376 --> 00:21:49.687
- We gotta get
this on camera?

623
00:21:49.722 --> 00:21:50.688
- Yes.

624
00:21:50.723 --> 00:21:52.552
You'll be glad you did later.

625
00:21:52.587 --> 00:21:54.036
- Okay.

626
00:21:54.071 --> 00:21:56.901
- Just be honest with me
and tell me what's going on.

627
00:21:56.936 --> 00:21:59.904
- The night when
you proposed to me.

628
00:22:01.078 --> 00:22:02.562
- Yeah.

629
00:22:02.597 --> 00:22:06.463
- You know I came back a
little bit late from work.

630
00:22:09.017 --> 00:22:10.536
- Abe?
- Okay.

631
00:22:10.570 --> 00:22:14.643
- A bunch of us went out to
get drinks at the wine bar,

632
00:22:14.678 --> 00:22:16.611
and we got snacks and--

633
00:22:16.645 --> 00:22:18.164
- Right.

634
00:22:18.198 --> 00:22:20.373
- I got a ride
back to the office.

635
00:22:20.408 --> 00:22:22.651
This was around like 5 o'clock.

636
00:22:22.686 --> 00:22:23.894
- Who gave you a ride back?

637
00:22:23.928 --> 00:22:27.138
- This woman I work
with, her name is Murni.

638
00:22:27.173 --> 00:22:29.140
We'd had a few drinks.
- Murni?

639
00:22:29.175 --> 00:22:30.279
- Murni is her name.

640
00:22:30.314 --> 00:22:32.040
She is Indonesian.

641
00:22:32.074 --> 00:22:34.801
It's a common name in Indonesia.

642
00:22:34.836 --> 00:22:39.185
I wasn't expecting this to
happen but she kissed me.

643
00:22:40.428 --> 00:22:43.500
And I let it go on
for a few seconds.

644
00:22:43.534 --> 00:22:44.397
- A few seconds?

645
00:22:44.432 --> 00:22:45.329
- Yeah.

646
00:22:45.364 --> 00:22:47.504
- So you kissed her back?

647
00:22:47.538 --> 00:22:49.885
- You could say that, I did.

648
00:22:51.335 --> 00:22:52.923
- How many seconds?

649
00:22:54.234 --> 00:22:55.857
How many seconds?

650
00:22:55.891 --> 00:22:57.376
- I wasn't clocking it.

651
00:22:57.410 --> 00:22:58.307
I don't know.

652
00:22:58.342 --> 00:22:59.792
But that's all that happened.

653
00:22:59.826 --> 00:23:02.415
We kissed. She kissed me.
- Did you guys have sex?

654
00:23:02.450 --> 00:23:05.004
- We did not have sex.
We kissed, that's it.

655
00:23:05.970 --> 00:23:07.178
And it's been--

656
00:23:08.145 --> 00:23:09.422
- How drunk were you?

657
00:23:09.457 --> 00:23:10.768
You didn't seem drunk
when you came home.

658
00:23:10.803 --> 00:23:12.287
- I was buzzed.

659
00:23:12.321 --> 00:23:13.115
I had a few drinks.

660
00:23:13.150 --> 00:23:14.082
I was feeling--

661
00:23:14.116 --> 00:23:15.532
- You didn't seem drunk at all.

662
00:23:15.566 --> 00:23:17.050
You didn't seem buzzed when
you walked in the door.

663
00:23:17.085 --> 00:23:19.190
- Well that was two and a
half, three hours later.

664
00:23:19.225 --> 00:23:20.433
I waited.

665
00:23:20.468 --> 00:23:21.883
I had a couple things
I had to transcode.

666
00:23:21.917 --> 00:23:24.092
- What did you do
in that three hours?

667
00:23:24.126 --> 00:23:25.369
So you--

668
00:23:25.404 --> 00:23:26.301
- I had footage.

669
00:23:26.335 --> 00:23:27.302
I still had to transcode.

670
00:23:27.336 --> 00:23:28.752
It was my last day, I
had to make sure all

671
00:23:28.786 --> 00:23:32.031
of it was taken care
of before I headed out.

672
00:23:32.065 --> 00:23:35.310
I wasn't expecting you to
propose to me that night.

673
00:23:35.344 --> 00:23:38.451
I've been carrying
this on my shoulders.

674
00:23:38.486 --> 00:23:39.590
Like literally I've
been carrying this

675
00:23:39.625 --> 00:23:41.178
on my shoulders.
- I wanna know more of--

676
00:23:41.212 --> 00:23:42.317
Was there tongue?

677
00:23:42.351 --> 00:23:43.491
- No, I feel so bad about this.

678
00:23:43.525 --> 00:23:46.286
When I was driving
back I was tearing up.

679
00:23:46.321 --> 00:23:47.356
I felt so bad.

680
00:23:47.391 --> 00:23:48.875
- This is so embarrassing.

681
00:23:48.910 --> 00:23:51.084
- Yeah it is embarrassing
that we have cameras rolling

682
00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:53.535
and you wanted me to
tell you this like this.

683
00:23:53.570 --> 00:23:56.642
- Well if you wouldn't
have made our with Murni.

684
00:23:56.676 --> 00:23:57.919
Murni!

685
00:23:57.953 --> 00:23:58.954
- I'm so sorry.

686
00:23:58.989 --> 00:24:00.404
I'm really sorry.

687
00:24:02.441 --> 00:24:04.373
- If you feel like
I'm a piece of shit

688
00:24:04.408 --> 00:24:05.961
and you just don't wanna go on.

689
00:24:05.996 --> 00:24:07.480
- I what?

690
00:24:07.515 --> 00:24:08.585
- I don't know what I'm saying.

691
00:24:08.619 --> 00:24:09.655
- What did you just say?
- I feel so--

692
00:24:09.689 --> 00:24:11.622
- What did you just say?

693
00:24:11.657 --> 00:24:13.175
- I feel fucking
horrible about it.

694
00:24:13.210 --> 00:24:15.488
I've been holding this on
to me this entire time and--

695
00:24:15.523 --> 00:24:17.041
- Just stop, just stop.

696
00:24:17.076 --> 00:24:18.387
- I don't know what you
want me to do or say

697
00:24:18.422 --> 00:24:19.872
but you want it on camera so--
- Just shut up.

698
00:24:19.906 --> 00:24:21.149
- There you go.

699
00:24:22.909 --> 00:24:23.703
[Abe sighs]

700
00:24:23.738 --> 00:24:24.566
Fuck.

701
00:24:27.120 --> 00:24:32.125
- Okay, so I'm thinking we
do the flamingo shirts first

702
00:24:33.230 --> 00:24:35.439
and we can do the
Paris stuff afterwards.

703
00:24:35.474 --> 00:24:37.406
So if you just wanna
get this on for me.

704
00:24:37.441 --> 00:24:38.580
- Babe I'm so sorry.

705
00:24:38.615 --> 00:24:41.652
No, I just feel
like such a fuck up.

706
00:24:41.687 --> 00:24:42.584
I don't--

707
00:24:42.619 --> 00:24:44.586
- It's fine, let's just--

708
00:24:45.656 --> 00:24:46.830
- I feel like I ruined the trip.

709
00:24:46.864 --> 00:24:47.865
- Just put on the shirt.
- I wanted to sit--

710
00:24:47.900 --> 00:24:49.280
- Just put on the shirt please.

711
00:24:49.315 --> 00:24:50.627
- In my mind it was just a kiss.

712
00:24:50.661 --> 00:24:52.525
- Stop.
- I'd--

713
00:24:52.560 --> 00:24:53.353
- Okay, all right.

714
00:24:53.388 --> 00:24:54.700
Let's go do this.

715
00:24:54.734 --> 00:24:55.563
- Thank you.

716
00:24:55.597 --> 00:24:56.425
- All right.

717
00:24:56.460 --> 00:24:57.254
- Okay?

718
00:24:57.288 --> 00:24:58.082
- Okay.

719
00:24:58.117 --> 00:24:58.911
- Get excited.

720
00:24:58.945 --> 00:25:00.878
- I'm excited.

721
00:25:00.913 --> 00:25:03.502
[gentle music]

722
00:25:07.367 --> 00:25:10.854
♪ Some days are hard

723
00:25:10.888 --> 00:25:15.824
♪ It's other days are
harder to forget ♪

724
00:25:17.792 --> 00:25:21.312
♪ About the things
that you've done ♪

725
00:25:21.347 --> 00:25:22.762
- I just don't want
it to be something--

726
00:25:22.797 --> 00:25:24.937
- Just stop right now.
- I just don't want this--

727
00:25:24.971 --> 00:25:26.041
- Is this your first
time to our habitat?

728
00:25:26.076 --> 00:25:26.697
- Yes.

729
00:25:26.732 --> 00:25:27.871
- Yeah, oh cool.

730
00:25:27.905 --> 00:25:28.699
- Where's home?

731
00:25:28.734 --> 00:25:29.562
where you from?

732
00:25:29.597 --> 00:25:30.390
- L.A.

733
00:25:30.425 --> 00:25:31.460
- L.A.

734
00:25:31.495 --> 00:25:32.116
- I've got a whole bunch

735
00:25:32.151 --> 00:25:33.255
of them in here

736
00:25:33.290 --> 00:25:34.394
so just be careful.
- Oh my God.

737
00:25:34.429 --> 00:25:35.188
- Different variations,
from different--

738
00:25:35.223 --> 00:25:35.982
- [Abe and Jen] Whoah!

739
00:25:36.017 --> 00:25:36.914
- That's so sweet.

740
00:25:36.949 --> 00:25:38.260
- It's much darker and lighter.

741
00:25:38.295 --> 00:25:39.399
- That's so sweet of you.
- Then some--

742
00:25:39.434 --> 00:25:40.159
- Thank you!

743
00:25:40.193 --> 00:25:42.471
You're awesome!
- Thank you so much.

744
00:25:42.506 --> 00:25:44.508
Babe, flamingo feathers.

745
00:25:48.132 --> 00:25:50.583
I just lost one.
- You just lost a feather?

746
00:25:50.618 --> 00:25:52.792
- Yeah, it went back in the--
- Babe, stop!

747
00:25:52.827 --> 00:25:55.208
- We got like 30
of them in there.

748
00:25:55.243 --> 00:25:57.556
- She just went and
got these for us.

749
00:25:57.590 --> 00:25:58.591
[camera clicks]

750
00:25:58.626 --> 00:26:01.076
[soft music]

751
00:26:18.646 --> 00:26:20.199
- Which is your favorite one?

752
00:26:20.233 --> 00:26:21.476
- Do you have a favorite?

753
00:26:21.510 --> 00:26:22.373
- Tika.

754
00:26:22.408 --> 00:26:23.996
- Which one's Tika?

755
00:26:25.238 --> 00:26:26.239
- And Delilah.

756
00:26:26.274 --> 00:26:27.102
- Nice.

757
00:26:31.348 --> 00:26:33.039
I don't wanna drop this bird.

758
00:26:33.074 --> 00:26:35.490
I don't wanna kill this bird.

759
00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:38.217
That one's good.

760
00:26:38.251 --> 00:26:39.149
- That one's really good.

761
00:26:39.183 --> 00:26:41.634
Because your face is all stupid.

762
00:26:41.669 --> 00:26:44.085
- We'll take the one where
the green bird is kissing her.

763
00:26:44.119 --> 00:26:44.913
- [Woman] All right.

764
00:26:44.948 --> 00:26:46.259
[Jen laughing]

765
00:26:46.294 --> 00:26:48.952
[camera clicks]

766
00:26:50.816 --> 00:26:52.887
- This is a good
call coming here.

767
00:26:52.921 --> 00:26:56.684
- This was a hotspot
for Gram and Gramps.

768
00:26:56.718 --> 00:26:59.410
- These ducks are so cute too.

769
00:26:59.445 --> 00:27:01.481
Look at that one over there,

770
00:27:01.516 --> 00:27:03.794
with the little orange beak.

771
00:27:03.829 --> 00:27:06.348
This wasn't full-on cheating.

772
00:27:06.383 --> 00:27:08.799
This was just a quick
thing that happened.

773
00:27:08.834 --> 00:27:10.629
- Okay, it was just a kiss?

774
00:27:10.663 --> 00:27:12.561
You promise it was just a kiss?

775
00:27:12.596 --> 00:27:13.493
- Mmm hmm, yeah.

776
00:27:13.528 --> 00:27:14.598
- Swear.

777
00:27:14.633 --> 00:27:16.048
- I swear it was just a kiss.

778
00:27:16.082 --> 00:27:18.222
- And you promise that you
don't have something for her?

779
00:27:18.257 --> 00:27:19.051
- No.

780
00:27:19.085 --> 00:27:20.915
No, no, no, no, no, no.

781
00:27:20.949 --> 00:27:22.537
No no no.

782
00:27:22.571 --> 00:27:23.676
- Tell me that you're sorry,

783
00:27:23.711 --> 00:27:24.712
that it's not
gonna happen again,

784
00:27:24.746 --> 00:27:25.574
and we can move on.

785
00:27:25.609 --> 00:27:26.403
It was just a kiss.

786
00:27:26.437 --> 00:27:28.163
- Babe, I'm so sorry.

787
00:27:28.198 --> 00:27:30.510
Nothing like this is
ever gonna happen again.

788
00:27:30.545 --> 00:27:32.858
- Tell me that you don't
have a thing for her.

789
00:27:32.892 --> 00:27:34.687
- I don't have a
thing for her at all.

790
00:27:34.722 --> 00:27:35.964
Not at all.
- Okay.

791
00:27:35.999 --> 00:27:37.379
Okay, good.

792
00:27:37.414 --> 00:27:39.312
- You're the one that I want.

793
00:27:39.347 --> 00:27:42.419
[birds chirping]

794
00:27:42.453 --> 00:27:45.353
[lips smacking]

795
00:27:45.387 --> 00:27:49.702
- So my favorite movies
are French New Wave

796
00:27:49.737 --> 00:27:51.808
like Godard and Truffaut.

797
00:27:53.326 --> 00:27:54.293
So we're gonna make.

798
00:27:54.327 --> 00:27:55.674
- Is it on my beard?

799
00:27:55.708 --> 00:27:57.848
- Yeah, it looks really bad.

800
00:27:57.883 --> 00:28:00.609
All right, okay.
[Jen laughing]

801
00:28:00.644 --> 00:28:02.232
How long is this gonna take?

802
00:28:02.266 --> 00:28:03.716
- I don't know, I still
gotta put on the eyes

803
00:28:03.751 --> 00:28:04.717
and the lipstick.

804
00:28:04.752 --> 00:28:06.270
- Lipstick?

805
00:28:06.305 --> 00:28:07.755
- Oh yeah, lipstick.

806
00:28:07.789 --> 00:28:08.721
Oops!

807
00:28:08.756 --> 00:28:09.653
- Lovely, ugh.
- Oh God.

808
00:28:09.688 --> 00:28:10.861
Don't eat it, don't eat it.

809
00:28:10.896 --> 00:28:13.139
- We are gonna be in
public, like this.

810
00:28:13.174 --> 00:28:16.280
Wow.
[Jen laughing]

811
00:28:16.315 --> 00:28:18.351
I would be the worst drag queen.

812
00:28:18.386 --> 00:28:20.491
- Let me see your teeth.

813
00:28:20.526 --> 00:28:21.803
[Abe growls]

814
00:28:21.838 --> 00:28:23.184
You'd be a great drag queen.

815
00:28:23.218 --> 00:28:24.979
What are you talking about?

816
00:28:25.013 --> 00:28:26.843
You're doing a great job.

817
00:28:26.877 --> 00:28:28.603
- Oh, thank you.

818
00:28:28.637 --> 00:28:31.330
- He's all mime.
- Mime.

819
00:28:31.364 --> 00:28:34.091
[Peter laughing]

820
00:28:35.852 --> 00:28:37.301
Nice, nice move.

821
00:28:37.336 --> 00:28:39.027
- Thank you.

822
00:28:39.062 --> 00:28:41.616
- All right, now
we're wearing makeup.

823
00:28:41.650 --> 00:28:43.273
- We're out in public doing it.

824
00:28:43.307 --> 00:28:44.101
- We're out in public.

825
00:28:44.136 --> 00:28:45.378
We're doing it.

826
00:28:45.413 --> 00:28:46.586
[Abe and Jen laughing]

827
00:28:46.621 --> 00:28:49.935
Shit got weird.

828
00:28:49.969 --> 00:28:52.385
[rock music]

829
00:29:06.917 --> 00:29:07.780
[camera clicks]

830
00:29:07.815 --> 00:29:10.507
[camera clicks]

831
00:29:10.541 --> 00:29:12.923
♪ Rev it up all night

832
00:29:12.958 --> 00:29:15.926
♪ Staring out my little window

833
00:29:15.961 --> 00:29:18.515
[camera clicks]

834
00:29:18.549 --> 00:29:20.759
♪ Running on synthetic

835
00:29:20.793 --> 00:29:25.694
♪ I've been talking
to my shadow ♪

836
00:29:25.729 --> 00:29:29.802
♪ Get down

837
00:29:29.837 --> 00:29:32.253
♪ Hallelujah

838
00:29:35.601 --> 00:29:37.603
- Well, one of us
looks pretty good.

839
00:29:37.637 --> 00:29:39.536
- [Abe] I look like I
shouldn't be around kids.

840
00:29:39.570 --> 00:29:40.364
[Jen laughs]

841
00:29:40.399 --> 00:29:41.227
- You do.

842
00:29:42.228 --> 00:29:44.679
[jazz music]

843
00:30:06.252 --> 00:30:07.978
There's no drinking on the boat.

844
00:30:08.013 --> 00:30:08.979
- No drinking

845
00:30:09.014 --> 00:30:11.430
on the gondola.
- We gotta chug.

846
00:30:12.569 --> 00:30:15.744
[Jen and Abe humming]

847
00:30:17.643 --> 00:30:18.747
Shut up.

848
00:30:18.782 --> 00:30:19.576
- Assholes on a boat.
- He's wasted.

849
00:30:19.610 --> 00:30:20.819
- Assholes on a boat.

850
00:30:20.853 --> 00:30:21.992
- White girl wasted.

851
00:30:22.027 --> 00:30:25.030
[Gondolier singing]

852
00:30:32.900 --> 00:30:34.108
- Oh.

853
00:30:34.142 --> 00:30:36.110
- Your dad messaged you.

854
00:30:36.144 --> 00:30:37.801
- I see that, thank you.

855
00:30:37.836 --> 00:30:40.562
- You told him
about Grams, right?

856
00:30:42.185 --> 00:30:44.221
- Don't bring this up right now.

857
00:30:44.256 --> 00:30:46.568
- No I just, I don't know.

858
00:30:46.603 --> 00:30:47.742
- He already knows.

859
00:30:47.776 --> 00:30:49.261
- I don't wanna leave
your dad hanging

860
00:30:49.295 --> 00:30:51.090
if he's trying to reach you.
- Stop.

861
00:30:51.125 --> 00:30:52.574
Stop it.
- Okay, okay.

862
00:30:52.609 --> 00:30:54.991
[jazz music]

863
00:31:05.242 --> 00:31:06.726
- [Peter] What's up with Jen?

864
00:31:06.761 --> 00:31:08.211
- I don't know.

865
00:31:08.245 --> 00:31:10.765
Her dad was really bothering
her on the gondola ride.

866
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:12.905
Texted her like four times.

867
00:31:12.940 --> 00:31:14.907
She and her Grams are so close

868
00:31:14.942 --> 00:31:17.979
and now Grams is
not in a good place.

869
00:31:19.015 --> 00:31:19.843
- No.

870
00:31:19.878 --> 00:31:20.913
- [Abe] Shit.

871
00:31:22.225 --> 00:31:23.364
- You're making things really,

872
00:31:23.398 --> 00:31:25.193
really petty.
- You want something
from in there?

873
00:31:25.228 --> 00:31:26.125
Maybe some ice
cream or something.

874
00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:27.092
- [Peter] Do they have sorbet?

875
00:31:27.126 --> 00:31:29.508
- [Abe] They do.
[Jen mumbling]

876
00:31:29.542 --> 00:31:30.336
[head thuds]

877
00:31:30.371 --> 00:31:33.477
[Jen crying]

878
00:31:33.512 --> 00:31:34.996
- What's going on?

879
00:31:37.274 --> 00:31:38.724
- She's bleeding profusely
- Oh no, oh my God.

880
00:31:38.758 --> 00:31:41.037
and she's in a coma.

881
00:31:41.071 --> 00:31:44.040
[sad music]

882
00:31:44.074 --> 00:31:49.079
♪ Some days I feel
we've got it ♪

883
00:31:51.323 --> 00:31:56.328
♪ Yet other days I
feel you're not it ♪

884
00:31:58.261 --> 00:32:01.574
♪ Yet some days are worse

885
00:32:01.609 --> 00:32:06.579
♪ Some days are
better than others ♪

886
00:32:08.616 --> 00:32:13.586
♪ Some days I feel
we've got it ♪

887
00:32:15.623 --> 00:32:19.730
♪ Some days I fear
you're not it ♪

888
00:32:20.835 --> 00:32:21.663
- Mmm.

889
00:32:23.389 --> 00:32:24.287
- Not bad.

890
00:32:24.321 --> 00:32:25.115
- It's really good.

891
00:32:25.150 --> 00:32:26.289
- Yeah.

892
00:32:26.323 --> 00:32:27.117
My hands.

893
00:32:27.152 --> 00:32:28.049
- It's chilly outside.

894
00:32:28.084 --> 00:32:30.120
It's a lot better in here.

895
00:32:30.155 --> 00:32:31.880
- I mean, if you
call this better.

896
00:32:31.915 --> 00:32:32.812
- Question.

897
00:32:32.847 --> 00:32:33.744
- What?

898
00:32:33.779 --> 00:32:36.782
- What is a conditional will?

899
00:32:36.816 --> 00:32:39.060
I'm not familiar with that term.

900
00:32:39.095 --> 00:32:40.441
- Conditional will?

901
00:32:40.475 --> 00:32:41.856
- Yeah, what is a
conditional will?

902
00:32:41.890 --> 00:32:43.962
- Where are you
getting that from?

903
00:32:43.996 --> 00:32:46.481
- I saw your dad texted you,
he's been trying to reach you,

904
00:32:46.516 --> 00:32:48.518
and the last text
that came through,

905
00:32:48.552 --> 00:32:51.038
said he wanted to talk about
a conditional will ASAP.

906
00:32:51.072 --> 00:32:53.385
- Why are you
looking at my phone?

907
00:32:53.419 --> 00:32:54.627
- It was right there.

908
00:32:54.662 --> 00:32:55.283
It was on the bed.
- Like a creep.

909
00:32:55.318 --> 00:32:55.974
- I saw it.

910
00:32:56.008 --> 00:32:57.078
Like a creep?

911
00:32:57.113 --> 00:32:58.459
Baby.

912
00:32:58.493 --> 00:33:00.150
- Why are you
looking at my phone?

913
00:33:00.185 --> 00:33:02.601
Also, let me handle my
stuff myself please.

914
00:33:02.635 --> 00:33:04.085
I'll call my dad,
I'll deal with it.

915
00:33:04.120 --> 00:33:05.604
- Why are you being
all secretive?

916
00:33:05.638 --> 00:33:06.639
I'm just curious.

917
00:33:06.674 --> 00:33:08.400
- It feels a little weird
that you would be obsessing

918
00:33:08.434 --> 00:33:09.953
over a will that
has to do with me

919
00:33:09.988 --> 00:33:12.231
and money and my
family's situation

920
00:33:12.266 --> 00:33:13.336
when my Grams is about to die.

921
00:33:13.370 --> 00:33:15.407
- Whoa, whoa whoa whoa.

922
00:33:15.441 --> 00:33:18.030
- This is stuff I need to
talk to my family about.

923
00:33:18.065 --> 00:33:19.376
- No, no, no.

924
00:33:19.411 --> 00:33:20.860
I'm trying to be open
and authentic and honest.

925
00:33:20.895 --> 00:33:22.483
This is not a
contentious thing at all.

926
00:33:22.517 --> 00:33:24.278
I wanna know what's
going on in your life

927
00:33:24.312 --> 00:33:26.004
and you're shutting me out.

928
00:33:26.038 --> 00:33:27.453
That's how it feels.

929
00:33:27.488 --> 00:33:30.042
You want me to open up entirely
and you're shutting me out.

930
00:33:30.077 --> 00:33:30.870
It feels shitty.

931
00:33:30.905 --> 00:33:32.217
It feels really shitty.

932
00:33:32.251 --> 00:33:35.047
Can you just tell me
what's going on, please?

933
00:33:35.082 --> 00:33:37.739
- Fine, you promise
not to freak out?

934
00:33:37.774 --> 00:33:38.878
- Should I?

935
00:33:38.913 --> 00:33:40.604
- I don't know.
- Why would I freak out?

936
00:33:40.639 --> 00:33:41.743
- We'll see what you do.

937
00:33:41.778 --> 00:33:43.159
- Why would I freak out?
- I don't know.

938
00:33:43.193 --> 00:33:44.401
It's a little bit of
a weird situation.

939
00:33:44.436 --> 00:33:45.816
Do you wanna hear it?

940
00:33:45.851 --> 00:33:48.750
All right, let's do it,
on camera, let's go.

941
00:33:48.785 --> 00:33:49.579
Set up for another shot.

942
00:33:49.613 --> 00:33:51.270
It's shitty in here.

943
00:33:52.340 --> 00:33:54.584
- Peter, are you
getting the beach club?

944
00:33:54.618 --> 00:33:56.344
[bird chirping]

945
00:33:56.379 --> 00:33:57.483
I love it.

946
00:33:57.518 --> 00:33:58.657
- Go ahead.

947
00:33:58.691 --> 00:34:01.384
It's okay, come on up.
- It's all good.

948
00:34:01.418 --> 00:34:03.524
- It's all right.

949
00:34:03.558 --> 00:34:05.905
We're just having a
revelatory moment here.

950
00:34:05.940 --> 00:34:08.529
[Chuckles]

951
00:34:12.602 --> 00:34:16.330
- Okay, so, my Grams and
I had a special bond.

952
00:34:19.747 --> 00:34:21.162
We had a lot in common.

953
00:34:21.197 --> 00:34:24.062
She and I are way closer
than she was to my cousins.

954
00:34:24.096 --> 00:34:26.409
She knew I was a wild child.

955
00:34:27.858 --> 00:34:30.033
She had kind of the same
experience with depression

956
00:34:30.068 --> 00:34:31.241
and not getting
married till later

957
00:34:31.276 --> 00:34:34.417
and she wanted to be
married by age 30.

958
00:34:34.451 --> 00:34:37.420
And so she basically said that
I would get some extra money

959
00:34:37.454 --> 00:34:39.387
if I was married by 30.

960
00:34:40.561 --> 00:34:41.734
- Some extra money.

961
00:34:41.769 --> 00:34:43.011
So how much money are
you talking about?

962
00:34:43.046 --> 00:34:44.806
- That's the conditional will.

963
00:34:44.841 --> 00:34:46.256
- Okay.

964
00:34:46.291 --> 00:34:48.431
So you get more money than
the rest of you family

965
00:34:48.465 --> 00:34:50.191
if you get married by 30?

966
00:34:50.226 --> 00:34:55.162
- Yes, but she has to die
before the money happens

967
00:34:55.196 --> 00:34:58.337
which is why I'm getting
all these phone calls

968
00:34:58.372 --> 00:35:00.132
from my dad.

969
00:35:00.167 --> 00:35:03.411
- So you're incentivized
to get married by 30?

970
00:35:03.446 --> 00:35:04.826
- But that has nothing to do

971
00:35:04.861 --> 00:35:06.621
with why I asked
you to marry me.

972
00:35:06.656 --> 00:35:08.830
I want to marry you.

973
00:35:08.865 --> 00:35:10.453
I wanna be with you.

974
00:35:10.487 --> 00:35:12.282
- Why are you even saying that?

975
00:35:12.317 --> 00:35:13.904
That's a weird thing to say.

976
00:35:13.939 --> 00:35:15.389
I mean, I didn't doubt that.

977
00:35:15.423 --> 00:35:18.150
I wanna know about the
conditions of the will.

978
00:35:18.185 --> 00:35:20.463
- I just told you.

979
00:35:20.497 --> 00:35:22.603
- How much money is this?

980
00:35:24.294 --> 00:35:25.640
- Well, I'm not gonna
say that on camera.

981
00:35:25.675 --> 00:35:27.021
- Why not?
- That's like insane.

982
00:35:27.055 --> 00:35:28.367
- We're being authentic,
we're being raw,

983
00:35:28.402 --> 00:35:29.299
we're being honest.

984
00:35:29.334 --> 00:35:31.439
Why don't you say what it is?

985
00:35:31.474 --> 00:35:32.337
- They're just people.

986
00:35:32.371 --> 00:35:33.441
People are going by.

987
00:35:33.476 --> 00:35:34.511
We're in a public space.
- Yeah, I don't care.

988
00:35:34.546 --> 00:35:35.788
- People are gonna walk by.

989
00:35:35.823 --> 00:35:38.481
How much are you set to inherit?

990
00:35:39.827 --> 00:35:40.724
I'm just curious.

991
00:35:40.759 --> 00:35:42.312
Is this something that's--

992
00:35:42.347 --> 00:35:46.868
- I'll talk to you about it
when we're not on camera.

993
00:35:46.903 --> 00:35:48.422
- You're acting really strange.

994
00:35:48.456 --> 00:35:49.940
- No, I'm not.

995
00:35:49.975 --> 00:35:53.841
I'm not gonna tell people what
my blood type is on camera.

996
00:35:53.875 --> 00:35:55.636
- How much money is it?
- Or what's in my account.

997
00:35:55.670 --> 00:35:57.914
- Why don't you just tell me
how much money it is.
- No!

998
00:35:57.948 --> 00:35:59.847
I'll tell you when
we're on our own.

999
00:35:59.881 --> 00:36:01.124
Why are you obsessing?

1000
00:36:01.159 --> 00:36:02.574
Now it sounds like
you want my money.

1001
00:36:02.608 --> 00:36:04.265
Now that's what it sounds like.

1002
00:36:04.300 --> 00:36:06.198
- I feel a lot of
tension in my neck.

1003
00:36:06.233 --> 00:36:07.717
I'm gonna go stretch out.

1004
00:36:07.751 --> 00:36:12.204
You and the cameraman can have
fun making your reality show.

1005
00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:13.067
- Yeah, we will.

1006
00:36:13.101 --> 00:36:13.895
- [Abe] Bye dude.

1007
00:36:13.930 --> 00:36:14.931
- It's gonna be a hit!

1008
00:36:14.965 --> 00:36:16.622
- [Abe] Weird!

1009
00:36:16.657 --> 00:36:19.004
- Don't, what are you doing?

1010
00:36:22.939 --> 00:36:25.666
[birds chirping]

1011
00:36:33.087 --> 00:36:34.261
[upbeat music]

1012
00:36:34.295 --> 00:36:35.848
Fucking key.

1013
00:36:35.883 --> 00:36:38.817
[door clicks]

1014
00:36:38.851 --> 00:36:40.405
What are you doing?

1015
00:36:40.439 --> 00:36:42.234
- Just doing stretches.

1016
00:36:42.269 --> 00:36:43.408
- Why'd you leave me down there?

1017
00:36:43.442 --> 00:36:44.271
[door bangs]

1018
00:36:44.305 --> 00:36:45.617
- Because my back and
neck are bothering me

1019
00:36:45.651 --> 00:36:48.275
and there's nothing else to say.

1020
00:36:50.173 --> 00:36:52.934
- I think there are
other things to say.

1021
00:36:52.969 --> 00:36:54.004
You're being a jerk.

1022
00:36:54.039 --> 00:36:55.454
- How am I being a jerk?

1023
00:36:55.489 --> 00:36:57.663
You're not being honest with me.

1024
00:36:57.698 --> 00:36:59.734
You want me to be totally
honest and raw with you

1025
00:36:59.769 --> 00:37:01.219
and you're being hypocritical.

1026
00:37:01.253 --> 00:37:02.737
It's not cool.

1027
00:37:02.772 --> 00:37:03.842
- How am I not being honest?

1028
00:37:03.876 --> 00:37:05.706
I just told you everything.

1029
00:37:05.740 --> 00:37:07.915
- How much money are
you set to inherit?

1030
00:37:07.949 --> 00:37:09.951
- Oh my God, the
amount of money.

1031
00:37:09.986 --> 00:37:13.127
There's a reason why people
don't talk about numbers

1032
00:37:13.161 --> 00:37:15.474
of how much money
they have on camera.

1033
00:37:15.509 --> 00:37:17.545
Hello, everyone that
wins the lottery,

1034
00:37:17.580 --> 00:37:19.375
they fucking die.

1035
00:37:19.409 --> 00:37:20.617
People murder them.

1036
00:37:20.652 --> 00:37:22.447
- You want me to act
really authentic,

1037
00:37:22.481 --> 00:37:24.172
you want me to act very honest,

1038
00:37:24.207 --> 00:37:26.278
and then I'm asking
you to be clear with me

1039
00:37:26.313 --> 00:37:27.624
and you're not being.

1040
00:37:27.659 --> 00:37:29.281
- Well, fine. We'll
just cut this part out.

1041
00:37:29.316 --> 00:37:30.455
It's three million.

1042
00:37:30.489 --> 00:37:32.319
- You're gonna
inherit $3,000,000?

1043
00:37:32.353 --> 00:37:33.561
- Yeah.

1044
00:37:33.596 --> 00:37:35.391
- If you get married
by 30 when Grams dies.

1045
00:37:35.425 --> 00:37:37.910
- If Grams dies, yeah.

1046
00:37:37.945 --> 00:37:39.291
- It's not that much money.

1047
00:37:39.326 --> 00:37:40.982
- $3,000,000 is a lot of money!

1048
00:37:41.017 --> 00:37:42.501
- No, it's not.

1049
00:37:42.536 --> 00:37:45.193
- That's like 30 years of a
person with a good salary.

1050
00:37:45.228 --> 00:37:46.402
How's that not,

1051
00:37:46.436 --> 00:37:48.196
in what world is that
not a lot of money?

1052
00:37:48.231 --> 00:37:49.957
- That's like enough to buy
a house in our neighborhood

1053
00:37:49.991 --> 00:37:52.131
and go on some cruises.

1054
00:37:52.166 --> 00:37:53.857
- What are you talking about?!

1055
00:37:53.892 --> 00:37:56.239
- It sounds like you care
about money a lot right now.

1056
00:37:56.274 --> 00:37:58.103
- I care about you
being honest with me.

1057
00:37:58.137 --> 00:38:01.486
You're gonna inherit $3,000,000?

1058
00:38:01.520 --> 00:38:04.074
When were you
gonna tell me this?

1059
00:38:04.109 --> 00:38:05.904
- I don't know.

1060
00:38:05.938 --> 00:38:08.113
I didn't wanna think about
Grams dying, that's for sure.

1061
00:38:08.147 --> 00:38:09.217
I don't know.

1062
00:38:10.322 --> 00:38:11.634
- How am I supposed
to feel about this?

1063
00:38:11.668 --> 00:38:13.498
It's got me feeling like--

1064
00:38:13.532 --> 00:38:17.191
- That's not why I asked
you to marry me, okay?

1065
00:38:17.225 --> 00:38:19.331
- Well, it feels like
it's awfully convenient

1066
00:38:19.366 --> 00:38:21.091
that you want me
to marry you now.

1067
00:38:21.126 --> 00:38:22.438
I don't know.

1068
00:38:22.472 --> 00:38:23.404
- No, babe.

1069
00:38:25.406 --> 00:38:28.236
You know I'm a boss bitch, okay?

1070
00:38:28.271 --> 00:38:29.203
- What are you talking about?

1071
00:38:29.237 --> 00:38:30.653
- I go after what I want.

1072
00:38:30.687 --> 00:38:32.102
I asked you to marry me because
I want you to be my husband.

1073
00:38:32.137 --> 00:38:33.759
Are you just playing to
the camera right now?

1074
00:38:33.794 --> 00:38:35.692
- Can you just be
honest with me?

1075
00:38:35.727 --> 00:38:37.038
Are you playing
a character "Jen"

1076
00:38:37.073 --> 00:38:40.594
or are you actually
Jen right now?

1077
00:38:40.628 --> 00:38:41.629
- Excuse me.

1078
00:38:42.872 --> 00:38:44.805
I asked you to--
- Do you even wanna marry me?

1079
00:38:44.839 --> 00:38:46.634
Do you actually wanna marry me,

1080
00:38:46.669 --> 00:38:48.049
or do you wanna get money?

1081
00:38:48.084 --> 00:38:49.361
- I did!

1082
00:38:49.396 --> 00:38:50.811
I don't know.

1083
00:38:50.845 --> 00:38:52.088
I'm not really sure.

1084
00:38:52.122 --> 00:38:54.504
This from the guy who
fucking cheated on me!

1085
00:38:54.539 --> 00:38:55.402
- I didn't cheat on you!

1086
00:38:55.436 --> 00:38:56.955
Someone kissed me.

1087
00:38:58.163 --> 00:38:59.785
- And you weren't
honest about that.

1088
00:38:59.820 --> 00:39:01.856
- I've been totally honest
with you about all of that.

1089
00:39:01.891 --> 00:39:03.202
- You've been 100%
honest with me?

1090
00:39:03.237 --> 00:39:04.411
I don't know if I buy that.

1091
00:39:04.445 --> 00:39:05.722
I bet there's something
else going on.

1092
00:39:05.757 --> 00:39:06.999
- You know what,
my back and neck--

1093
00:39:07.034 --> 00:39:07.931
- I'd like to know more
about this Murni person.

1094
00:39:07.966 --> 00:39:09.416
- I'm going to get some ice.

1095
00:39:09.450 --> 00:39:10.969
I'm gonna get some ice.
- Oh, where are you going?

1096
00:39:11.003 --> 00:39:12.453
You're gonna go get some ice?
You're gonna walk away again?

1097
00:39:12.488 --> 00:39:14.386
Because that's what you do,
you just walk away, when--

1098
00:39:14.421 --> 00:39:15.698
- Actually, I forgot
the ice bucket.

1099
00:39:15.732 --> 00:39:17.907
Let me get the ice bucket.

1100
00:39:19.149 --> 00:39:21.497
Yeah, I'm walking away
because I don't wanna
deal with this right now.

1101
00:39:21.531 --> 00:39:22.394
- Because you're the honest guy!

1102
00:39:22.429 --> 00:39:23.326
The honest guy.

1103
00:39:23.361 --> 00:39:24.603
The honest guy.
- Yeah, I am the honest guy.

1104
00:39:24.638 --> 00:39:25.363
- He walks away!

1105
00:39:25.397 --> 00:39:26.502
Anytime he's uncomfortable!

1106
00:39:26.536 --> 00:39:28.469
- Oh my God, grow up!
- Honest guy!

1107
00:39:28.504 --> 00:39:30.022
So totally honest!

1108
00:39:31.058 --> 00:39:33.474
[door bangs]

1109
00:39:37.582 --> 00:39:39.169
I want you to show
me her Instagram.

1110
00:39:39.204 --> 00:39:40.412
- Oh, come on.

1111
00:39:40.447 --> 00:39:42.414
- I wanna see what
she looks like.

1112
00:39:42.449 --> 00:39:43.657
Here.

1113
00:39:43.691 --> 00:39:46.936
- This woman right
here, in the center.

1114
00:39:48.593 --> 00:39:49.870
- What?!

1115
00:39:49.904 --> 00:39:51.181
Okay, well I'm a feminist,

1116
00:39:51.216 --> 00:39:53.045
so I'm not gonna say anything
negative about how she looks.

1117
00:39:53.080 --> 00:39:53.874
What it--

1118
00:39:53.908 --> 00:39:55.220
Oh my God!

1119
00:39:55.254 --> 00:39:57.084
She's in Las Vegas right now?

1120
00:39:57.118 --> 00:39:58.396
- She plays poker
professionally.

1121
00:39:58.430 --> 00:39:59.638
- No no no no no!

1122
00:39:59.673 --> 00:40:01.053
- She comes out here
like every other weekend.

1123
00:40:01.088 --> 00:40:03.055
- First of all, what?
- Oh, come on.

1124
00:40:03.090 --> 00:40:04.263
- What does it matter?

1125
00:40:04.298 --> 00:40:05.748
- Ew, she does all
the follow for follow,

1126
00:40:05.782 --> 00:40:07.128
tags for likes.

1127
00:40:07.163 --> 00:40:08.302
Hashtag sexy.

1128
00:40:08.336 --> 00:40:10.062
Hashtag girl.

1129
00:40:10.097 --> 00:40:11.995
Ew, Abe.
- Okay, come on.

1130
00:40:13.583 --> 00:40:16.483
Okay, we don't have much longer.

1131
00:40:16.517 --> 00:40:17.967
Let's just go out,

1132
00:40:18.001 --> 00:40:20.279
and let's get dressed
and get some more content

1133
00:40:20.314 --> 00:40:21.591
for our video.

1134
00:40:21.626 --> 00:40:23.559
I don't wanna deal
with this anymore.
- I don't wanna go out.

1135
00:40:23.593 --> 00:40:24.249
- This is ridiculous.

1136
00:40:24.283 --> 00:40:25.043
[beeping]

1137
00:40:25.077 --> 00:40:25.975
This is so ridiculous.

1138
00:40:26.009 --> 00:40:26.907
- Yeah, it is ridiculous.

1139
00:40:26.941 --> 00:40:28.426
I don't wanna go out tonight.
You can go out.

1140
00:40:28.460 --> 00:40:29.357
Do your thing.

1141
00:40:29.392 --> 00:40:30.842
I don't wanna go out tonight.

1142
00:40:30.876 --> 00:40:34.466
- Well, maybe you should go
meet up with Ernie, or Murni.

1143
00:40:34.501 --> 00:40:35.709
Marnie.

1144
00:40:35.743 --> 00:40:37.124
- I'm not trying to
meet up with anyone.

1145
00:40:37.158 --> 00:40:38.919
I just don't feel like
doing this right now.

1146
00:40:38.953 --> 00:40:39.782
This is absurd.

1147
00:40:39.816 --> 00:40:41.473
- Yeah, go find her.

1148
00:40:43.026 --> 00:40:45.788
Ooh, she's at Planet
Hollywood like a loser.

1149
00:40:45.822 --> 00:40:46.927
Have fun.

1150
00:40:46.961 --> 00:40:48.618
- Okay, real mature.

1151
00:40:49.826 --> 00:40:53.761
♪ It must be love

1152
00:40:53.796 --> 00:40:56.764
♪ Or else I'm drunk

1153
00:40:56.799 --> 00:41:01.769
♪ These foolish, fleeting
thoughts I've thunk ♪

1154
00:41:02.977 --> 00:41:05.532
- Hey guys, here we
are on The Strip.

1155
00:41:05.566 --> 00:41:06.981
We're headed to The Cosmo.

1156
00:41:07.016 --> 00:41:08.880
Let's check out what we've got.

1157
00:41:08.914 --> 00:41:12.159
♪ I can't believe
how much loving ♪

1158
00:41:12.193 --> 00:41:15.783
- I'm out here by myself
because my fiance ditched me.

1159
00:41:15.818 --> 00:41:18.510
♪ It must be love or else

1160
00:41:18.545 --> 00:41:20.823
- Planet Hollywood
is to the left.
It sounds like a dump to me.

1161
00:41:20.857 --> 00:41:23.964
I'm gonna be honest with you.

1162
00:41:23.998 --> 00:41:25.413
Big fan of Vegas.

1163
00:41:27.139 --> 00:41:29.521
♪ With you I can
stay far beyond ♪

1164
00:41:29.556 --> 00:41:31.454
- Full of really nice
people, you know?

1165
00:41:31.489 --> 00:41:32.628
♪ Meets the day

1166
00:41:32.662 --> 00:41:34.802
[Jen exhales]

1167
00:41:34.837 --> 00:41:39.704
♪ It won't be just
another jump in the hay ♪

1168
00:41:39.738 --> 00:41:40.705
- Yeah, I love Vegas.

1169
00:41:40.739 --> 00:41:42.776
It's really good.

1170
00:41:42.810 --> 00:41:43.708
It's great.

1171
00:41:49.852 --> 00:41:52.648
Pretty epic bridge
that we're on, guys.

1172
00:41:52.682 --> 00:41:53.959
It's pretty amazing.

1173
00:41:53.994 --> 00:41:55.547
There's Hell's Kitchen.

1174
00:41:55.582 --> 00:41:57.445
Huge Gordon Ramsey fan.

1175
00:41:57.480 --> 00:41:59.275
- [Man] Hey Jen.
- Would bang.

1176
00:41:59.309 --> 00:42:01.208
- Hey, what's going on?

1177
00:42:02.105 --> 00:42:03.555
- Oh my, Hunter!

1178
00:42:03.590 --> 00:42:05.453
[Jen laughs]

1179
00:42:05.488 --> 00:42:06.454
- Hey, how are you doing?

1180
00:42:06.489 --> 00:42:07.904
- Hi!

1181
00:42:07.939 --> 00:42:08.733
- What is this?

1182
00:42:08.767 --> 00:42:09.803
- It's been a long time.

1183
00:42:09.837 --> 00:42:11.045
- Yeah, yeah.

1184
00:42:11.080 --> 00:42:12.599
- Yeah, I'm recording-

1185
00:42:12.633 --> 00:42:14.566
It's for my engagement thing.

1186
00:42:14.601 --> 00:42:16.706
It's like an engagement video.

1187
00:42:16.741 --> 00:42:17.845
- An engagement video?

1188
00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:19.778
Yeah.
- Awesome.

1189
00:42:19.813 --> 00:42:21.124
- How are you?

1190
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:22.816
- Me, I'm great.

1191
00:42:22.850 --> 00:42:26.060
I'm running this
club, inside the ARIA.

1192
00:42:26.095 --> 00:42:26.992
- Really?

1193
00:42:27.027 --> 00:42:28.235
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1194
00:42:28.269 --> 00:42:29.443
- I didn't realize
you lived here.

1195
00:42:29.477 --> 00:42:30.617
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1196
00:42:30.651 --> 00:42:31.963
Kind of been doing
the investment thing,

1197
00:42:31.997 --> 00:42:33.654
kind of been doing that a lot.
- You look great.

1198
00:42:33.689 --> 00:42:35.760
- Thank you, thank you.

1199
00:42:35.794 --> 00:42:38.279
When was the last
time I saw you?

1200
00:42:38.314 --> 00:42:40.972
- It's been, it was Burning Man.

1201
00:42:41.904 --> 00:42:42.698
- Yeah.

1202
00:42:42.732 --> 00:42:44.113
[Jen laughing]

1203
00:42:44.147 --> 00:42:45.597
Where's your fiance?

1204
00:42:45.632 --> 00:42:46.425
You guys are out?

1205
00:42:46.460 --> 00:42:47.288
- Oh yeah.

1206
00:42:48.427 --> 00:42:50.395
I guess he didn't
feel like coming out.

1207
00:42:50.429 --> 00:42:51.776
He isn't feeling well.

1208
00:42:51.810 --> 00:42:53.087
- In Vegas?

1209
00:42:53.122 --> 00:42:55.676
Friday night?
I'm gonna do a little show,

1210
00:42:55.711 --> 00:42:56.539
for myself.

1211
00:42:56.574 --> 00:42:57.367
- By yourself?

1212
00:42:57.402 --> 00:42:58.817
- Yeah.

1213
00:42:58.852 --> 00:43:01.199
- I'm kinda just chillin',
waiting for the club to open.

1214
00:43:01.233 --> 00:43:03.408
We could do something.

1215
00:43:03.442 --> 00:43:06.238
- Show me around,
you know it here.

1216
00:43:06.273 --> 00:43:07.895
- You wanna do Vegas? You
know I know this place.

1217
00:43:07.930 --> 00:43:09.379
- I used to when I was a kid.

1218
00:43:09.414 --> 00:43:11.036
I don't know what's
going on, show me.

1219
00:43:11.071 --> 00:43:13.349
- Let's do it.
- Okay.

1220
00:43:13.383 --> 00:43:14.592
- This way.

1221
00:43:14.626 --> 00:43:15.903
- Cool. You don't mind
being filmed, right?

1222
00:43:15.938 --> 00:43:16.663
- Yeah.

1223
00:43:16.697 --> 00:43:19.079
Uh, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.

1224
00:43:19.113 --> 00:43:21.564
[rock music]

1225
00:43:26.362 --> 00:43:30.055
♪ I found your
leaves had fallen ♪

1226
00:43:30.090 --> 00:43:34.404
♪ I found your
wings are covered ♪

1227
00:43:34.439 --> 00:43:38.443
♪ By the sound of
starting over ♪

1228
00:43:39.444 --> 00:43:41.480
- How long have you been here?

1229
00:43:41.515 --> 00:43:43.551
This is such a
crazy place to live.

1230
00:43:43.586 --> 00:43:45.312
- I know, it's a little nuts.

1231
00:43:45.346 --> 00:43:46.693
I'm going through a bit

1232
00:43:46.727 --> 00:43:48.902
of a mid-life renaissance?

1233
00:43:51.836 --> 00:43:53.009
- Renaissance?

1234
00:43:53.044 --> 00:43:54.804
- I worked in finance
for a little while

1235
00:43:54.839 --> 00:43:57.462
and I just kinda went
off the other end.

1236
00:43:57.496 --> 00:43:58.877
- Busted out?

1237
00:43:58.912 --> 00:44:01.086
- That's when you met me
five years ago at Burning Man

1238
00:44:01.121 --> 00:44:02.985
and I was sort of at
the other end of it.

1239
00:44:03.019 --> 00:44:05.608
- You were just
coming out of finance?

1240
00:44:05.643 --> 00:44:09.301
- Well, I had been on a bit
of a sojourn, if you will.

1241
00:44:09.336 --> 00:44:13.512
I got some buddies who run
this club, help them out.

1242
00:44:13.547 --> 00:44:17.447
I made a little bit of
money off cryptocurrency.

1243
00:44:18.621 --> 00:44:20.036
- Super nerd.

1244
00:44:20.071 --> 00:44:23.591
- Yeah, super nerdy.
- Good for you.

1245
00:44:23.626 --> 00:44:25.386
- And just sort of living
the dream. I don't know.

1246
00:44:25.421 --> 00:44:26.594
- Cool.

1247
00:44:26.629 --> 00:44:27.595
- Yeah.

1248
00:44:27.630 --> 00:44:29.080
- Do you ever sleep?

1249
00:44:29.114 --> 00:44:32.117
- I sleep all the time
between 8 a.m. and 2 p.m.

1250
00:44:32.152 --> 00:44:33.153
[Jen laughing]

1251
00:44:33.187 --> 00:44:34.533
- That's insane.

1252
00:44:36.052 --> 00:44:37.053
- All right.

1253
00:44:38.399 --> 00:44:41.609
Have you ever seen the
fountain show at the Bellagio?

1254
00:44:41.644 --> 00:44:43.025
- It's like my favorite thing.

1255
00:44:43.059 --> 00:44:43.888
- No way.

1256
00:44:45.027 --> 00:44:46.718
- We can take these
outside, right?
- Oh yeah.

1257
00:44:46.753 --> 00:44:49.134
[soft music]

1258
00:44:50.826 --> 00:44:53.345
♪ I found you

1259
00:45:15.678 --> 00:45:17.093
- Do you have any coins?

1260
00:45:17.128 --> 00:45:17.922
- What?

1261
00:45:17.956 --> 00:45:19.475
- So I can throw a coin.

1262
00:45:19.509 --> 00:45:20.303
- Coin?

1263
00:45:20.338 --> 00:45:21.615
In the water?

1264
00:45:21.649 --> 00:45:22.443
You know what?

1265
00:45:22.478 --> 00:45:23.893
Today is your lucky day

1266
00:45:23.928 --> 00:45:27.310
because someone got a
Slurpee at the gas station

1267
00:45:28.173 --> 00:45:29.105
and has a Slurpee quarter.

1268
00:45:29.140 --> 00:45:30.279
- You got a Slurpee?

1269
00:45:30.313 --> 00:45:31.867
- Yeah, blue ice.

1270
00:45:31.901 --> 00:45:32.730
- Shh!

1271
00:45:33.661 --> 00:45:34.973
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1272
00:45:35.008 --> 00:45:36.354
What are you gonna wish for?

1273
00:45:36.388 --> 00:45:39.081
- Just say, on the count
of three say, for Grams.

1274
00:45:39.115 --> 00:45:40.668
One, two, three.

1275
00:45:40.703 --> 00:45:41.842
Grams!
- Grams!

1276
00:45:45.328 --> 00:45:46.226
- It went in.

1277
00:45:46.260 --> 00:45:48.780
[Jen laughs]

1278
00:45:48.815 --> 00:45:50.230
It went in.

1279
00:45:50.264 --> 00:45:53.336
[Hunter mumbling] I think
that's as long as it goes in.

1280
00:45:53.371 --> 00:45:55.891
I think that means
something good.

1281
00:45:55.925 --> 00:45:58.514
[Jen laughing]

1282
00:46:13.218 --> 00:46:14.047
Okay.

1283
00:46:15.186 --> 00:46:17.913
- Totally uncool, sorry.

1284
00:46:17.947 --> 00:46:18.776
Let's go to the club.

1285
00:46:18.810 --> 00:46:19.880
- I was actually really,

1286
00:46:19.915 --> 00:46:21.537
I'm so happy I saw you.

1287
00:46:21.571 --> 00:46:23.263
I'm so happy I saw you.

1288
00:46:23.297 --> 00:46:24.574
Peter, let's go.

1289
00:46:26.714 --> 00:46:27.888
- I'm so sorry I did that.

1290
00:46:27.923 --> 00:46:29.234
I just was kind of feeling--

1291
00:46:29.269 --> 00:46:30.132
- It was really nice.

1292
00:46:30.166 --> 00:46:31.512
I have to go.

1293
00:46:31.547 --> 00:46:32.790
Peter, come on.

1294
00:46:33.791 --> 00:46:36.759
I'll text you or
something, okay?

1295
00:46:36.794 --> 00:46:37.622
Thank you!

1296
00:46:39.175 --> 00:46:40.004
Peter!

1297
00:46:41.005 --> 00:46:43.593
[gentle music]

1298
00:46:58.574 --> 00:46:59.678
Babe, it's me.

1299
00:47:02.198 --> 00:47:04.338
I've just been
filming on The Strip

1300
00:47:04.373 --> 00:47:07.548
and I'm gonna go over
to Fremont Street

1301
00:47:07.583 --> 00:47:09.516
and I'm hoping
you'll come meet me.

1302
00:47:09.550 --> 00:47:10.413
Please.

1303
00:47:12.691 --> 00:47:14.279
Maybe like the front entrance.

1304
00:47:14.314 --> 00:47:16.454
I can be there in like 45.

1305
00:47:19.629 --> 00:47:20.561
I miss you.

1306
00:47:21.562 --> 00:47:23.288
Please come meet me.

1307
00:47:23.323 --> 00:47:24.255
I love you.

1308
00:47:25.083 --> 00:47:26.257
Let's just go.

1309
00:47:28.328 --> 00:47:29.812
Let's get a car.

1310
00:47:29.847 --> 00:47:32.401
[gentle music]

1311
00:47:39.270 --> 00:47:42.583
♪ When the truth gets
the best of you ♪

1312
00:47:42.618 --> 00:47:46.725
♪ You don't know what to say

1313
00:47:46.760 --> 00:47:51.765
♪ All you can do
is just run away ♪

1314
00:47:54.319 --> 00:47:58.116
♪ When the truth gets
the best of you ♪

1315
00:47:58.151 --> 00:48:02.224
♪ And lies are all you know

1316
00:48:02.258 --> 00:48:07.263
♪ And you have no time
to rewrite your wrongs ♪

1317
00:48:10.957 --> 00:48:15.893
♪ Was it all of this

1318
00:48:18.447 --> 00:48:23.452
♪ To lose it all

1319
00:48:26.593 --> 00:48:31.598
♪ Was it all this

1320
00:48:34.187 --> 00:48:36.914
♪ To lose it all

1321
00:48:48.270 --> 00:48:51.687
♪ When the truth gets
the best of you ♪

1322
00:48:51.721 --> 00:48:55.863
♪ And you see all you've done

1323
00:48:55.898 --> 00:49:00.903
♪ And you have no time
to run back home ♪

1324
00:49:03.457 --> 00:49:07.772
♪ And you raise your
glass to the sky ♪

1325
00:49:07.806 --> 00:49:11.017
♪ And see back at all the lies

1326
00:49:11.051 --> 00:49:14.813
♪ And we had a good time

1327
00:49:14.848 --> 00:49:19.818
♪ Yes she was a good time

1328
00:49:23.029 --> 00:49:28.034
♪ Just run away

1329
00:49:30.208 --> 00:49:33.453
♪ And don't ask me to stay

1330
00:49:33.487 --> 00:49:37.871
♪ 'Cause it won't work anyway

1331
00:49:37.905 --> 00:49:40.839
♪ Oh just run away

1332
00:49:45.913 --> 00:49:47.225
[Jen laughs]

1333
00:49:47.260 --> 00:49:50.332
- When I'm in Vegas
I choose Shmooly.

1334
00:49:50.366 --> 00:49:53.991
- The official hot
sauce of Fremont Street.

1335
00:49:55.440 --> 00:50:00.445
♪ Was it always

1336
00:50:02.551 --> 00:50:07.556
♪ To lose it all

1337
00:50:10.007 --> 00:50:15.012
♪ Was it always

1338
00:50:18.015 --> 00:50:23.020
♪ To lose it all

1339
00:50:25.884 --> 00:50:29.060
♪ Say what you say

1340
00:50:29.095 --> 00:50:33.237
♪ Don't mean a thing

1341
00:50:33.271 --> 00:50:37.931
♪ Your empty lies and schemes

1342
00:50:37.965 --> 00:50:40.899
♪ Oh yeah

1343
00:50:40.934 --> 00:50:44.662
♪ Say what you say

1344
00:50:44.696 --> 00:50:47.527
♪ Don't mean a thing

1345
00:50:47.561 --> 00:50:48.355
- Great work.

1346
00:50:48.390 --> 00:50:49.184
- Mmm hmm.

1347
00:50:49.218 --> 00:50:50.047
[Abe's lips smack]

1348
00:50:50.081 --> 00:50:51.669
- That was great.

1349
00:50:51.703 --> 00:50:53.567
- I can't keep a
camera straight.

1350
00:50:53.602 --> 00:50:55.431
- Want some help?
- Yeah, you can take it.

1351
00:50:55.466 --> 00:50:56.467
- Okay.

1352
00:50:56.501 --> 00:50:57.675
[Abe sighs]

1353
00:50:57.709 --> 00:50:59.780
[Jen laughing]

1354
00:50:59.815 --> 00:51:01.092
- That was great.

1355
00:51:01.127 --> 00:51:02.438
- You're good.

1356
00:51:02.473 --> 00:51:04.268
That was fun, that was fun.
- That was good.

1357
00:51:04.302 --> 00:51:05.096
That was fun.

1358
00:51:05.131 --> 00:51:06.270
- Fremont is fun.

1359
00:51:06.304 --> 00:51:07.236
- That was good.

1360
00:51:07.271 --> 00:51:09.445
[Abe sighs]

1361
00:51:09.480 --> 00:51:12.241
There's one thing I
wanted to just run by you.

1362
00:51:12.276 --> 00:51:15.106
I think it will kinda
put us both at peace.

1363
00:51:15.141 --> 00:51:16.003
- What?

1364
00:51:17.660 --> 00:51:20.836
- Maybe we just put
together a prenup?

1365
00:51:22.803 --> 00:51:24.943
Maybe we get a
prenuptial agreement?

1366
00:51:24.978 --> 00:51:28.119
[Jen laughing]
No, serious.

1367
00:51:28.154 --> 00:51:28.982
I'm serious.

1368
00:51:29.016 --> 00:51:30.328
[Jen laughs]

1369
00:51:30.363 --> 00:51:31.847
[Abe chuckles]

1370
00:51:31.881 --> 00:51:34.021
- I'm the one that should
be asking for a prenup.

1371
00:51:34.056 --> 00:51:36.472
- Exactly, I'm thinking
about you here.

1372
00:51:36.507 --> 00:51:37.887
[Jen laughs]

1373
00:51:37.922 --> 00:51:39.130
- Yeah, it's fine.

1374
00:51:39.165 --> 00:51:40.959
- We should go back out.
- You can go back out.

1375
00:51:40.994 --> 00:51:41.926
I'm not going back out.

1376
00:51:41.960 --> 00:51:44.239
- You wouldn't wanna
get some cigars?

1377
00:51:44.273 --> 00:51:46.068
Get some whiskey.

1378
00:51:46.103 --> 00:51:48.243
We need to go back out
and go to the cigar bar.

1379
00:51:48.277 --> 00:51:49.106
- Cigar bar!

1380
00:51:49.140 --> 00:51:49.934
- Cigar bar!

1381
00:51:49.968 --> 00:51:51.038
Cigar bar!

1382
00:51:51.073 --> 00:51:52.212
[lips smacking]

1383
00:51:52.247 --> 00:51:56.354
♪ In a world where such
treasures are few ♪

1384
00:51:56.389 --> 00:52:00.531
♪ I have finally
found someone who ♪

1385
00:52:00.565 --> 00:52:03.465
♪ Can make me feel amazing

1386
00:52:03.499 --> 00:52:05.363
♪ Sets my heart ablazing

1387
00:52:05.398 --> 00:52:10.127
♪ You adorable, lovable,
wonderful, huggable ♪

1388
00:52:10.161 --> 00:52:12.163
♪ You, adorable you

1389
00:52:12.198 --> 00:52:12.991
- [Peter] You guys ready?

1390
00:52:13.026 --> 00:52:14.717
One, two, three.

1391
00:52:14.752 --> 00:52:16.823
- [Everyone] Schatzamore!

1392
00:52:18.273 --> 00:52:19.136
- Whooo!

1393
00:52:22.449 --> 00:52:27.178
♪ In a world where such
treasures are few ♪

1394
00:52:27.213 --> 00:52:28.421
♪ I have finally
found someone who ♪

1395
00:52:28.455 --> 00:52:29.836
- You want pizza right
now? We already ate.

1396
00:52:29.870 --> 00:52:31.078
I love it.
- I'm starving.

1397
00:52:31.113 --> 00:52:32.425
- Okay, let's get
something else to eat then.

1398
00:52:32.459 --> 00:52:34.220
There should be
pizza down this way.

1399
00:52:34.254 --> 00:52:35.531
We can get it over here.

1400
00:52:35.566 --> 00:52:36.394
- Abe!

1401
00:52:36.429 --> 00:52:37.533
- Oh, hey.

1402
00:52:37.568 --> 00:52:38.879
- It's funny, running
into you guys.

1403
00:52:38.914 --> 00:52:40.709
- Who the fuck is this guy?

1404
00:52:40.743 --> 00:52:44.126
- We're just documenting
our trip here to Vegas.

1405
00:52:44.161 --> 00:52:46.093
- We talked earlier
about this situation.

1406
00:52:46.128 --> 00:52:47.198
- I'm Murni, nice to meet you.

1407
00:52:47.233 --> 00:52:48.026
- I'm sorry?

1408
00:52:48.061 --> 00:52:48.855
- I'm Murni.

1409
00:52:48.889 --> 00:52:49.890
- Oh, Murni.

1410
00:52:50.891 --> 00:52:51.685
- Yeah.

1411
00:52:51.720 --> 00:52:52.893
- Murni.

1412
00:52:52.928 --> 00:52:55.206
- Yeah, we used to work
together, and yeah.

1413
00:52:55.241 --> 00:52:56.207
And you are?

1414
00:52:58.485 --> 00:53:00.038
- I'm Abe's fiance, Jen.

1415
00:53:00.073 --> 00:53:01.247
- Yeah, we got engaged.

1416
00:53:01.281 --> 00:53:03.180
We are documenting
our engagement,

1417
00:53:03.214 --> 00:53:05.527
we're taking engagement
photos around Vegas.

1418
00:53:05.561 --> 00:53:07.218
- You're a lot smaller
than I thought.

1419
00:53:07.253 --> 00:53:08.806
She's really small.

1420
00:53:08.840 --> 00:53:10.048
It's nice to meet you.

1421
00:53:10.083 --> 00:53:12.119
- Why don't we just
keep it moving.

1422
00:53:12.154 --> 00:53:14.225
- Can you shut up for a second?

1423
00:53:14.260 --> 00:53:16.572
[Abe chuckles]

1424
00:53:16.607 --> 00:53:19.230
I have a question for you?

1425
00:53:19.265 --> 00:53:23.890
Can you tell me why you would
try to kiss my boyfriend

1426
00:53:23.924 --> 00:53:25.961
when you know you that
he has a girlfriend?

1427
00:53:25.995 --> 00:53:27.065
- Let's not do this.

1428
00:53:27.100 --> 00:53:27.997
- What?

1429
00:53:28.032 --> 00:53:29.723
He told me that you guys kissed.

1430
00:53:29.758 --> 00:53:31.932
- This is not the time
or place for this.
- He told me that--

1431
00:53:31.967 --> 00:53:33.624
- Jen, I told you what happened.

1432
00:53:33.658 --> 00:53:35.522
- Can you just tell me
what happened, please?

1433
00:53:35.557 --> 00:53:36.937
Because this has
been an issue for us.

1434
00:53:36.972 --> 00:53:39.181
I'd like to know, honestly.

1435
00:53:39.216 --> 00:53:40.424
- It was nothing.

1436
00:53:40.458 --> 00:53:43.047
I mean, we bought
a bottle of wine

1437
00:53:43.081 --> 00:53:46.637
and we went to his car
and we just made out

1438
00:53:46.671 --> 00:53:48.501
for like five minutes.

1439
00:53:50.710 --> 00:53:51.814
- It wasn't like five minutes.

1440
00:53:51.849 --> 00:53:53.264
We made out for like--

1441
00:53:53.299 --> 00:53:54.334
- Two minutes, two minutes.

1442
00:53:54.369 --> 00:53:55.266
- And?

1443
00:53:55.301 --> 00:53:56.060
- It wasn't five minutes.

1444
00:53:56.094 --> 00:53:57.303
I mean--

1445
00:53:57.337 --> 00:53:58.545
- Is there anything
else that happened?

1446
00:53:58.580 --> 00:53:59.546
Can you just fucking
be honest with me?

1447
00:53:59.581 --> 00:54:00.513
This is killing me right now.

1448
00:54:00.547 --> 00:54:01.721
Can you just be honest with me?

1449
00:54:01.755 --> 00:54:02.549
- You really wanna know?

1450
00:54:02.584 --> 00:54:03.619
- Yes.

1451
00:54:03.654 --> 00:54:05.863
- I gave him a handjob.

1452
00:54:05.897 --> 00:54:06.795
- That's...

1453
00:54:07.968 --> 00:54:09.729
Okay, if we're gonna
be totally honest,

1454
00:54:09.763 --> 00:54:10.626
she gave me a handjob.

1455
00:54:10.661 --> 00:54:11.834
- Wait a second.

1456
00:54:11.869 --> 00:54:13.111
What kind of slut
gives someone a handjob

1457
00:54:13.146 --> 00:54:14.630
when you know that
he has a girlfriend?

1458
00:54:14.665 --> 00:54:16.287
You know that he
has a girlfriend?

1459
00:54:16.322 --> 00:54:17.909
- I don't even know you exist!

1460
00:54:17.944 --> 00:54:20.429
- Let's go, let's go.

1461
00:54:20.464 --> 00:54:21.672
- I didn't wanna tell you

1462
00:54:21.706 --> 00:54:23.570
because I thought it
would not be cool.

1463
00:54:23.605 --> 00:54:25.262
Would you rather
me have told you?

1464
00:54:25.296 --> 00:54:26.124
- Shut up!

1465
00:54:27.333 --> 00:54:28.472
Piece of shit.

1466
00:54:29.956 --> 00:54:32.165
[Jen breathing heavily]

1467
00:54:32.199 --> 00:54:34.581
[jazz music]

1468
00:54:44.626 --> 00:54:45.454
- Hey.

1469
00:54:49.113 --> 00:54:50.459
Can we talk about this?

1470
00:54:50.494 --> 00:54:52.219
- Did you cum?

1471
00:54:52.254 --> 00:54:53.255
- Did I cum?

1472
00:54:54.843 --> 00:54:58.191
What does that have
to do with anything?

1473
00:54:59.572 --> 00:55:01.953
- Fucking tell me if you came.

1474
00:55:01.988 --> 00:55:03.403
- It doesn't matter if I--

1475
00:55:03.438 --> 00:55:05.094
- It does. I wanna know
exactly what happened.

1476
00:55:05.129 --> 00:55:06.026
You've been lying to me.

1477
00:55:06.061 --> 00:55:06.820
I wanna know what happened.

1478
00:55:06.855 --> 00:55:08.788
I want a mental picture.

1479
00:55:10.134 --> 00:55:10.928
- Okay.

1480
00:55:10.962 --> 00:55:11.929
We made out in the car.

1481
00:55:11.963 --> 00:55:12.757
- Did you?

1482
00:55:12.792 --> 00:55:13.965
- Yes, I came.

1483
00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:16.174
What does it matter though?

1484
00:55:17.935 --> 00:55:19.316
- Where'd the jizz go?

1485
00:55:19.350 --> 00:55:20.351
- What?

1486
00:55:20.386 --> 00:55:22.767
- What'd you do with it?

1487
00:55:22.802 --> 00:55:24.424
- This is the most important
thing to you right now.

1488
00:55:24.459 --> 00:55:25.908
Where did the jizz go?

1489
00:55:25.943 --> 00:55:28.359
- I wanna see if you can be
honest with me. Where did it go?

1490
00:55:29.843 --> 00:55:34.434
- She had a shirt or sports
bra in the back of her car.

1491
00:55:34.469 --> 00:55:37.851
Come on, there's no need
to get into that now.

1492
00:55:37.886 --> 00:55:39.301
- You lied to me.

1493
00:55:40.820 --> 00:55:43.650
You said over and over
again it was just a kiss.

1494
00:55:43.685 --> 00:55:45.342
Over and over again.

1495
00:55:46.722 --> 00:55:49.311
What is wrong with you?

1496
00:55:49.346 --> 00:55:51.417
- I didn't expect to have
cameras put in my face

1497
00:55:51.451 --> 00:55:54.523
and two shots set up
grilling me from afar.

1498
00:55:54.558 --> 00:55:56.698
Like what the hell?

1499
00:55:56.732 --> 00:55:59.839
You want me to tell you
about a handjob on camera?

1500
00:55:59.873 --> 00:56:01.047
For your show?

1501
00:56:03.221 --> 00:56:04.533
I mean, come on.

1502
00:56:05.810 --> 00:56:06.604
I'm sorry.

1503
00:56:06.639 --> 00:56:08.330
- I can't trust you.

1504
00:56:09.538 --> 00:56:12.990
- Well, I can't totally
trust you either.

1505
00:56:14.163 --> 00:56:15.682
You're set to
inherit $3,000,000.

1506
00:56:15.717 --> 00:56:17.512
You can't tell me about that?

1507
00:56:17.546 --> 00:56:19.168
When were you planning
on telling me about that?

1508
00:56:19.203 --> 00:56:21.239
- I was gonna tell you!

1509
00:56:21.274 --> 00:56:23.587
I don't want my grandma to die.

1510
00:56:23.621 --> 00:56:26.210
I don't know what's going on.

1511
00:56:26.244 --> 00:56:29.731
- I mean, it feels to
me you're just trying
to plug someone into your plan

1512
00:56:29.765 --> 00:56:32.354
to inherit money
when Grams dies.

1513
00:56:32.389 --> 00:56:33.666
That's what it feels like.

1514
00:56:33.700 --> 00:56:35.426
- I'm not like that.
[Jen sobbing]

1515
00:56:35.461 --> 00:56:37.497
- That's what it feels like.

1516
00:56:37.532 --> 00:56:39.948
- I mean, how do I even
know Grams is really sick?

1517
00:56:39.982 --> 00:56:43.607
Or is that all a fucking
make-believe thing?

1518
00:56:44.642 --> 00:56:46.782
Yeah, yeah, how do I know?

1519
00:56:46.817 --> 00:56:47.576
[hand smacks]

1520
00:56:47.611 --> 00:56:48.646
Ugh, okay.

1521
00:56:48.681 --> 00:56:50.959
It's gonna go like that?

1522
00:56:50.993 --> 00:56:53.410
That was a shitty
slap, by the way.

1523
00:56:53.444 --> 00:56:58.449
If you're gonna slap me, why
don't you slap me for real?

1524
00:56:59.070 --> 00:57:01.245
[Jen sighs]
- Fuck!

1525
00:57:01.279 --> 00:57:04.593
[Jen breathing heavily]

1526
00:57:16.985 --> 00:57:19.643
- I'm keeping my distance.

1527
00:57:19.677 --> 00:57:21.334
Can we just talk
this out? Please?

1528
00:57:21.368 --> 00:57:22.162
- Fuck off.

1529
00:57:22.197 --> 00:57:23.025
- Come on.

1530
00:57:25.476 --> 00:57:28.755
Can we just talk
this out, please?

1531
00:57:28.790 --> 00:57:29.963
Come on.

1532
00:57:29.998 --> 00:57:30.826
Come on!

1533
00:57:32.621 --> 00:57:33.967
- I have more important
things to deal with.

1534
00:57:34.002 --> 00:57:35.417
- I'm sorry for what
I said about Grams.

1535
00:57:35.452 --> 00:57:38.282
- I have more important
things to deal with than you!

1536
00:57:38.316 --> 00:57:39.559
No, it's not fucking fair.

1537
00:57:39.594 --> 00:57:42.320
That's not what it says.

1538
00:57:42.355 --> 00:57:45.116
That's not what it says.

1539
00:57:45.151 --> 00:57:47.809
You can't just do this because--

1540
00:57:50.812 --> 00:57:51.640
Holy fuck.

1541
00:57:52.814 --> 00:57:54.263
You're so fucked.

1542
00:58:02.064 --> 00:58:05.171
[Jen chuckles]

1543
00:58:05.205 --> 00:58:06.206
- You all right?

1544
00:58:06.241 --> 00:58:08.243
- No, I'm not all right.

1545
00:58:09.071 --> 00:58:09.865
- What's--

1546
00:58:09.900 --> 00:58:11.108
- That was my dad.

1547
00:58:11.142 --> 00:58:13.904
That was my fucking
piece of shit dad.

1548
00:58:15.802 --> 00:58:17.632
And he is, because
grandma can't speak

1549
00:58:17.666 --> 00:58:20.013
for herself right now,

1550
00:58:20.048 --> 00:58:22.395
he's turning the
will into this thing

1551
00:58:22.429 --> 00:58:25.363
where he's gonna get the
money if I'm not married

1552
00:58:25.398 --> 00:58:27.124
by the time she dies.

1553
00:58:28.332 --> 00:58:30.023
You see? This is what
I've been dealing with.

1554
00:58:30.058 --> 00:58:30.852
This is my family, Abe.

1555
00:58:30.886 --> 00:58:32.267
- No, no, I'm so sorry

1556
00:58:32.301 --> 00:58:34.718
you're dealing with this.
- This is my life!

1557
00:58:34.752 --> 00:58:35.788
- What do you wanna do?

1558
00:58:35.822 --> 00:58:37.168
Just tell me what you wanna do.

1559
00:58:37.203 --> 00:58:39.205
- I have to get married.

1560
00:58:40.378 --> 00:58:42.208
I have to get married.

1561
00:58:43.692 --> 00:58:44.521
He can't do this.

1562
00:58:44.555 --> 00:58:45.798
He can't do it.

1563
00:58:47.075 --> 00:58:48.835
We have to get married.

1564
00:58:48.870 --> 00:58:52.736
[man speaking foreign language]

1565
00:58:52.770 --> 00:58:54.082
We have to.

1566
00:58:54.116 --> 00:58:56.705
I can't fucking let him do this.

1567
00:58:56.740 --> 00:59:00.329
- Okay, then let's go
lock down the prenup.

1568
00:59:00.364 --> 00:59:02.953
[guitar music]

1569
00:59:07.198 --> 00:59:10.581
♪ Comes down like rain

1570
00:59:10.616 --> 00:59:14.136
♪ Ashes out the flames

1571
00:59:14.171 --> 00:59:19.107
♪ Respirate in vain

1572
00:59:22.248 --> 00:59:25.009
♪ Hold me now

1573
00:59:25.044 --> 00:59:27.287
♪ It's all right

1574
00:59:27.322 --> 00:59:31.153
♪ It's all gonna be all right

1575
00:59:36.434 --> 00:59:37.504
- To Grams.

1576
00:59:37.539 --> 00:59:38.333
- To Grams!

1577
00:59:38.367 --> 00:59:39.368
[glasses clanking]

1578
00:59:39.403 --> 00:59:40.680
- To Grams.

1579
00:59:40.715 --> 00:59:41.543
- To Grams.

1580
00:59:41.578 --> 00:59:43.165
- How old is Grams?

1581
00:59:50.379 --> 00:59:51.449
Fuck.

1582
00:59:51.484 --> 00:59:52.278
[Abe coughs]

1583
00:59:52.312 --> 00:59:53.141
- 81.

1584
00:59:54.107 --> 00:59:55.971
[bartender mumbling]

1585
00:59:56.006 --> 00:59:56.800
- Oh!

1586
00:59:56.834 --> 00:59:57.835
- Thank you!

1587
00:59:59.941 --> 01:00:00.769
Thanks.

1588
01:00:03.461 --> 01:00:05.809
- 81 is not a bad run.

1589
01:00:05.843 --> 01:00:08.674
- Don't fucking
do that right now.

1590
01:00:12.436 --> 01:00:14.265
- [Abe] Thank you, sir.

1591
01:00:15.439 --> 01:00:17.441
- You really gotta work
on empathy. [beeping]

1592
01:00:17.475 --> 01:00:19.961
- I know, I try.
- There's something missing.

1593
01:00:19.995 --> 01:00:22.584
- It doesn't come out
the way I intended.

1594
01:00:22.619 --> 01:00:25.173
- Do you have Asperger's maybe?

1595
01:00:26.312 --> 01:00:27.554
- Okay, all right.

1596
01:00:27.589 --> 01:00:28.590
- Asperger's or something?

1597
01:00:28.625 --> 01:00:29.522
- All right, okay.

1598
01:00:29.556 --> 01:00:30.903
- No, really they have like--

1599
01:00:30.937 --> 01:00:33.319
- I don't have
fucking Asperger's.

1600
01:00:33.353 --> 01:00:34.976
- They have a lack
of empathy. I just--

1601
01:00:35.010 --> 01:00:36.356
- Yeah, no I have
a lot of empathy

1602
01:00:36.391 --> 01:00:37.944
for everything that
you're going through.

1603
01:00:37.979 --> 01:00:39.394
- It doesn't feel like it.
- Okay.

1604
01:00:39.428 --> 01:00:41.534
- It hasn't felt like it.

1605
01:00:41.568 --> 01:00:43.467
It was just a sincere question.

1606
01:00:43.501 --> 01:00:44.330
- Okay.

1607
01:00:46.539 --> 01:00:49.059
I don't even know how
to respond to that.

1608
01:00:49.093 --> 01:00:51.751
- I mean, it's not that unusual.

1609
01:00:53.063 --> 01:00:54.305
- No, I mean,

1610
01:00:54.340 --> 01:00:55.582
if this is just gonna be
a business arrangement

1611
01:00:55.617 --> 01:00:56.411
what do you think is
a fair percentage?

1612
01:00:56.445 --> 01:00:58.793
- What are you thinking?

1613
01:00:58.827 --> 01:01:00.967
- Let me think about that.

1614
01:01:03.763 --> 01:01:07.249
I can't really think
about that right now.

1615
01:01:08.630 --> 01:01:11.288
- We only have to
pretend to be a real deal

1616
01:01:11.322 --> 01:01:13.635
for like a year.
- Where the fuck is my card?

1617
01:01:13.670 --> 01:01:14.981
Yeah, you don't wanna,

1618
01:01:15.016 --> 01:01:16.155
I don't know.

1619
01:01:16.189 --> 01:01:17.121
Maybe your dad
wouldn't believe it

1620
01:01:17.156 --> 01:01:19.468
if we just got it annulled.

1621
01:01:19.503 --> 01:01:20.400
He seems like
[Jen mumbles]

1622
01:01:20.435 --> 01:01:22.264
that much of a piece of shit.

1623
01:01:22.299 --> 01:01:23.127
- He is.

1624
01:01:26.510 --> 01:01:27.684
[Jen mumbles]

1625
01:01:27.718 --> 01:01:28.546
Okay.

1626
01:01:30.514 --> 01:01:33.103
[gentle music]

1627
01:01:39.765 --> 01:01:41.421
All right, Abe. Why
don't we figure this out?

1628
01:01:41.456 --> 01:01:42.975
Come on.

1629
01:01:43.009 --> 01:01:44.977
- Are there any places still
open to get married now?

1630
01:01:45.011 --> 01:01:46.530
I don't even know.

1631
01:01:47.358 --> 01:01:48.843
- Well, let's see.

1632
01:01:51.052 --> 01:01:52.432
I'm sure that the
chapels are open

1633
01:01:52.467 --> 01:01:55.746
but we have to actually
get a marriage license.

1634
01:01:55.781 --> 01:01:58.162
- There's this place where
Michael Jordan got married.

1635
01:01:58.197 --> 01:02:00.164
That could be kinda funny.

1636
01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:01.338
- I don't really
care what's funny,

1637
01:02:01.372 --> 01:02:03.443
just what's fast and cheap.

1638
01:02:03.478 --> 01:02:04.686
- Okay.

1639
01:02:04.721 --> 01:02:06.792
- And what opens the earliest.

1640
01:02:06.826 --> 01:02:09.173
- We also have to figure
out prenup agreement here.

1641
01:02:09.208 --> 01:02:10.312
- Okay.

1642
01:02:10.347 --> 01:02:11.313
- Let me see.

1643
01:02:11.348 --> 01:02:12.936
- How much were you thinking?

1644
01:02:12.970 --> 01:02:13.971
[Jen laughs]

1645
01:02:14.006 --> 01:02:15.352
- I was thinking like 15%.

1646
01:02:15.386 --> 01:02:16.353
I think that would be fair.

1647
01:02:16.387 --> 01:02:17.734
- How much is that, total?

1648
01:02:17.768 --> 01:02:18.596
- 450.

1649
01:02:19.736 --> 01:02:20.564
$450,000.

1650
01:02:22.324 --> 01:02:23.981
- Wow, that's a little
generous for yourself

1651
01:02:24.016 --> 01:02:25.569
don't you think?

1652
01:02:25.603 --> 01:02:26.915
- I was thinking of 5%.

1653
01:02:26.950 --> 01:02:27.778
- 5%?

1654
01:02:27.813 --> 01:02:29.435
- Yeah, 150?

1655
01:02:29.469 --> 01:02:31.023
- Let me think about that.

1656
01:02:31.057 --> 01:02:32.679
I'm gonna find a template.

1657
01:02:32.714 --> 01:02:34.198
We just need to sign our names.

1658
01:02:34.233 --> 01:02:35.199
- Okay.

1659
01:02:35.234 --> 01:02:37.063
- What about 12%?

1660
01:02:37.098 --> 01:02:38.927
I haven't done that math but-

1661
01:02:38.962 --> 01:02:40.480
- It's more than 300.

1662
01:02:40.515 --> 01:02:42.379
Why don't we just
meet in the middle?

1663
01:02:42.413 --> 01:02:44.139
- 300, $300,000?

1664
01:02:44.174 --> 01:02:45.520
- 10%.

1665
01:02:45.554 --> 01:02:47.591
- Okay, I'll agree to that.

1666
01:02:47.625 --> 01:02:48.419
- Okay.

1667
01:02:48.454 --> 01:02:49.248
- $300,000?

1668
01:02:49.282 --> 01:02:50.076
- Married a year though.

1669
01:02:50.111 --> 01:02:50.905
- Married a year?

1670
01:02:50.939 --> 01:02:52.078
Okay.

1671
01:02:52.113 --> 01:02:54.632
That section right
there, would make sense.

1672
01:02:54.667 --> 01:02:56.220
- Okay, okay, okay.

1673
01:02:57.601 --> 01:02:59.189
And your signature.

1674
01:03:02.157 --> 01:03:04.332
Pawn shop, rings

1675
01:03:05.540 --> 01:03:06.852
marriage bureau to
get the license,

1676
01:03:07.818 --> 01:03:09.855
Michael Jordan's wedding chapel.

1677
01:03:09.889 --> 01:03:11.857
We're good here, thanks.

1678
01:03:14.411 --> 01:03:15.170
Thank you.

1679
01:03:15.205 --> 01:03:16.378
Pleasure doing business.

1680
01:03:16.413 --> 01:03:17.586
You're not staying here
tonight, by the way.

1681
01:03:17.621 --> 01:03:18.518
- What?

1682
01:03:18.553 --> 01:03:19.312
What are you talking about?

1683
01:03:19.347 --> 01:03:20.072
We have two beds.

1684
01:03:20.106 --> 01:03:21.487
- We have a whole
another hotel room.

1685
01:03:21.521 --> 01:03:22.522
You're gonna stay with Peter.

1686
01:03:27.665 --> 01:03:30.910
[Abe breathing loudly]

1687
01:03:32.325 --> 01:03:35.812
- Dude, can you just stop
recording me, please?

1688
01:03:40.368 --> 01:03:41.645
- [Peter] Dude.

1689
01:03:42.715 --> 01:03:43.923
- I'm gonna break your camera

1690
01:03:43.958 --> 01:03:46.236
in the middle of the night.

1691
01:03:47.616 --> 01:03:50.827
♪ Jumping down the alley

1692
01:03:50.861 --> 01:03:54.554
♪ And down to where, nowhere

1693
01:03:54.589 --> 01:03:58.006
♪ Just thinking about
the last words ♪

1694
01:03:58.041 --> 01:04:01.941
♪ That you told yourself

1695
01:04:01.976 --> 01:04:05.565
♪ And if you really even

1696
01:04:05.600 --> 01:04:09.086
♪ If you really even care

1697
01:04:17.060 --> 01:04:21.340
♪ Because now you're
down and out ♪

1698
01:04:23.894 --> 01:04:27.035
- So, I wasn't forthcoming
about one thing.

1699
01:04:27.070 --> 01:04:28.519
Was nowhere on the same level

1700
01:04:28.554 --> 01:04:31.833
as what you weren't
telling me about.

1701
01:04:31.868 --> 01:04:33.007
Let's be honest about that.
- That I have inheritance

1702
01:04:33.041 --> 01:04:34.836
when my Grammy dies.

1703
01:04:34.871 --> 01:04:36.251
That's so insane!

1704
01:04:37.666 --> 01:04:42.223
My Grams didn't give a
fucking handjob, you freak!

1705
01:04:42.257 --> 01:04:44.052
- Okay, all right.

1706
01:04:44.087 --> 01:04:45.295
[Jen chuckles]

1707
01:04:45.329 --> 01:04:46.952
- Yeah, I didn't decide
how much money I get.

1708
01:04:46.986 --> 01:04:48.332
I didn't decide any of that.

1709
01:04:48.367 --> 01:04:50.369
- But you did decide
to marry someone by 30.

1710
01:04:50.403 --> 01:04:51.957
You did decide to pick me--

1711
01:04:51.991 --> 01:04:53.199
- Let me finish!

1712
01:04:53.234 --> 01:04:54.960
- Fine go, say what
you have to say.

1713
01:04:54.994 --> 01:04:56.099
- It sounds like you're the one

1714
01:04:56.133 --> 01:04:57.824
that's really concerned
about the money.

1715
01:04:57.859 --> 01:04:59.550
Because you're in a bind.

1716
01:04:59.585 --> 01:05:00.620
You want the money.

1717
01:05:00.655 --> 01:05:01.932
- Of course I want the money.

1718
01:05:01.967 --> 01:05:03.347
If you're gonna put
me in this situation.

1719
01:05:03.382 --> 01:05:05.660
- You made me fucking
deal with that bitch

1720
01:05:05.694 --> 01:05:06.764
in front of everybody.

1721
01:05:06.799 --> 01:05:09.008
She fucking humiliated me.

1722
01:05:09.043 --> 01:05:11.286
- You wanted to just
plug a fucking person

1723
01:05:11.321 --> 01:05:13.150
into your life and you chose me

1724
01:05:13.185 --> 01:05:14.703
because you thought
I was a nice guy.

1725
01:05:14.738 --> 01:05:16.326
Well, you know what?
- You're not a nice guy.

1726
01:05:16.360 --> 01:05:17.258
Surprise.

1727
01:05:17.292 --> 01:05:18.742
- Maybe I'm not a nice guy.

1728
01:05:18.776 --> 01:05:19.916
Maybe I'm not a nice guy.

1729
01:05:19.950 --> 01:05:21.434
- Yeah, guess not.

1730
01:05:28.752 --> 01:05:31.720
This is strictly a
business arrangement.

1731
01:05:31.755 --> 01:05:33.067
- Yeah, no shit.

1732
01:05:36.829 --> 01:05:38.658
- I wish you could
just fucking apologize

1733
01:05:38.693 --> 01:05:41.144
for putting me through what
you just put me through

1734
01:05:41.178 --> 01:05:42.835
in front of a lot of people.

1735
01:05:42.869 --> 01:05:45.493
- I did apologize, profusely.

1736
01:05:45.527 --> 01:05:47.046
- [GPS] Proceed to the route.

1737
01:05:47.081 --> 01:05:48.047
Use the left lane

1738
01:05:48.082 --> 01:05:49.255
to make a U-turn.

1739
01:05:49.290 --> 01:05:51.257
- Sorry, you gotta
make a U-turn.

1740
01:05:51.292 --> 01:05:52.431
- Could you just put this here?

1741
01:05:52.465 --> 01:05:53.950
This is what this is for.

1742
01:05:53.984 --> 01:05:55.503
- Okay, hold on.

1743
01:05:55.537 --> 01:05:57.643
I can't rely on you.

1744
01:05:57.677 --> 01:06:00.439
- If my Grams
wasn't about to die,

1745
01:06:00.473 --> 01:06:03.476
I would not be going
through with this with you.

1746
01:06:03.511 --> 01:06:05.513
- Yeah, I get it.

1747
01:06:05.547 --> 01:06:08.412
- You're not even acknowledging
that that's happening,

1748
01:06:08.447 --> 01:06:09.620
and I'm dealing with that.

1749
01:06:09.655 --> 01:06:10.414
- Of course I don't
want your Grams

1750
01:06:10.449 --> 01:06:11.243
to die.
- Stop.

1751
01:06:11.277 --> 01:06:12.071
We're done.

1752
01:06:12.106 --> 01:06:13.314
This is done.

1753
01:06:13.348 --> 01:06:14.280
- I want this to be done.
- Stop!

1754
01:06:14.315 --> 01:06:15.799
Stop talking.
- This is done.

1755
01:06:15.833 --> 01:06:17.145
This a financial
arrangement right now.

1756
01:06:17.180 --> 01:06:19.803
- Just shut your fucking mouth.

1757
01:06:21.598 --> 01:06:24.014
[door thuds]

1758
01:06:29.571 --> 01:06:34.611
♪ I'd have stayed away

1759
01:06:36.302 --> 01:06:41.342
♪ Because the day
that you left me ♪

1760
01:06:45.415 --> 01:06:48.590
♪ I love you, I miss you

1761
01:06:48.625 --> 01:06:53.630
♪ It's all the same

1762
01:06:55.390 --> 01:06:58.186
♪ If I knew you could kill me

1763
01:06:58.221 --> 01:07:03.226
♪ I would've stayed away

1764
01:07:05.435 --> 01:07:10.440
♪ So, I need her so bad

1765
01:07:15.755 --> 01:07:19.414
♪ So, I need you

1766
01:07:23.660 --> 01:07:25.075
- [Jen] Do you want the money?

1767
01:07:25.110 --> 01:07:26.042
- [Abe] Why are you--

1768
01:07:26.076 --> 01:07:27.284
- [Jen] Do you want it or not?

1769
01:07:27.319 --> 01:07:28.458
- [Abe] Okay, we're
in public right now.

1770
01:07:28.492 --> 01:07:29.700
Why don't you just
pipe down a little bit?

1771
01:07:29.735 --> 01:07:31.185
How do you want me to act?

1772
01:07:31.219 --> 01:07:32.117
I'll be like that on camera.
- You keep questioning me,

1773
01:07:32.151 --> 01:07:33.566
I'm saying let's have fun.

1774
01:07:33.601 --> 01:07:35.154
We're gonna have fun and
we're excited about it. Okay?

1775
01:07:35.189 --> 01:07:36.604
- So you want excitement
from zero to 10.

1776
01:07:36.638 --> 01:07:38.571
What level to you
want me to be at?

1777
01:07:38.606 --> 01:07:40.159
Just tell me and
I'll be that way.

1778
01:07:40.194 --> 01:07:42.368
- Whatever you can manage.

1779
01:07:46.372 --> 01:07:47.201
We got it!

1780
01:07:48.892 --> 01:07:51.481
- We're getting married.

1781
01:07:51.515 --> 01:07:54.484
- Off to the chapel, woohoo!

1782
01:07:54.518 --> 01:07:55.692
- Let's do it.

1783
01:07:57.107 --> 01:07:59.661
[introspective music]

1784
01:08:06.772 --> 01:08:11.604
♪

1785
01:08:11.639 --> 01:08:16.575
♪

1786
01:08:20.337 --> 01:08:24.686
♪

1787
01:08:24.721 --> 01:08:25.998
[camera clicks]

1788
01:08:26.032 --> 01:08:27.827
♪

1789
01:08:27.862 --> 01:08:28.828
[camera clicks]

1790
01:08:28.863 --> 01:08:31.141
♪

1791
01:08:31.176 --> 01:08:31.969
[camera clicks]

1792
01:08:32.004 --> 01:08:36.560
♪
[camera clicks]

1793
01:08:36.595 --> 01:08:39.943
♪

1794
01:08:39.977 --> 01:08:42.808
♪

1795
01:08:42.842 --> 01:08:43.636
- Hi.

1796
01:08:43.671 --> 01:08:44.465
- [Abe] Hi.

1797
01:08:44.499 --> 01:08:45.293
- Good, how are you?

1798
01:08:45.328 --> 01:08:46.363
- How are you doing?

1799
01:08:46.398 --> 01:08:47.778
- Getting married?

1800
01:08:47.813 --> 01:08:49.435
- So what are the different
packages that we can get?

1801
01:08:49.470 --> 01:08:50.885
- [Woman] Sure, we have
the lover's package,

1802
01:08:50.919 --> 01:08:52.611
which is our most
popular package.

1803
01:08:52.645 --> 01:08:53.543
- Okay.

1804
01:08:53.577 --> 01:08:54.751
- [Woman] Courtesy limousine.

1805
01:08:54.785 --> 01:08:56.062
Courtesy if it's available.

1806
01:08:56.097 --> 01:08:58.099
You'll get the chapel indoors.

1807
01:08:58.134 --> 01:09:00.170
You get a bouquet of
flowers, boutonniere.

1808
01:09:00.205 --> 01:09:02.138
It's $230 plus tax.
- Okay.

1809
01:09:02.172 --> 01:09:03.656
- And then you have the
option of the gazebo

1810
01:09:03.691 --> 01:09:05.210
if you'd like to
take a look at that.

1811
01:09:05.244 --> 01:09:07.315
Or the pink Cadillac,
sit in the back seat.

1812
01:09:07.350 --> 01:09:09.317
- Oh, okay.
- There's a wedding going on.

1813
01:09:09.352 --> 01:09:10.560
If you wanna wait
till they're done

1814
01:09:10.594 --> 01:09:11.906
and you can look
at the main chapel

1815
01:09:11.940 --> 01:09:13.010
where Britney
Spears got married.

1816
01:09:13.045 --> 01:09:14.391
- Britney Spears?
- Oh!

1817
01:09:14.426 --> 01:09:15.944
- Britney Spears got
married in the main chapel.

1818
01:09:15.979 --> 01:09:17.877
Michael Jordan go married
in the smaller chapel.

1819
01:09:17.912 --> 01:09:19.155
Here's a picture
of Michael Jordan

1820
01:09:19.189 --> 01:09:21.847
and his first wife
Juanita, right here.

1821
01:09:21.881 --> 01:09:23.366
- Yeah.

1822
01:09:23.400 --> 01:09:25.540
- There's Sharon Osbourne
in our gown and tux area.

1823
01:09:25.575 --> 01:09:27.024
- [Jen] Amazing.

1824
01:09:27.059 --> 01:09:28.267
- [Woman] We've had Frank
Sinatra to Mia Farrow,

1825
01:09:28.302 --> 01:09:30.580
Elizabeth Taylor, Joan
Collins, Leon Spinks.

1826
01:09:30.614 --> 01:09:33.272
The list goes on and on.
- [Peter] This is so funny.

1827
01:09:33.307 --> 01:09:35.171
- My name is Abe
and this is Jen.

1828
01:09:35.205 --> 01:09:36.241
- [Woman] And now Abe and Jen.

1829
01:09:36.275 --> 01:09:37.690
[Jen laughing]
[Abe chuckles]

1830
01:09:37.725 --> 01:09:39.658
- Kevin Federline and Britney
Spears got married here?

1831
01:09:39.692 --> 01:09:40.935
- Yeah, K-Fed.

1832
01:09:40.969 --> 01:09:41.901
- That seems appropriate.

1833
01:09:41.936 --> 01:09:44.421
That seems really appropriate.

1834
01:09:46.354 --> 01:09:48.667
- I'm gonna be right back.

1835
01:09:48.701 --> 01:09:50.876
[woman coughs]

1836
01:09:50.910 --> 01:09:53.396
- So how much is it for
the drive-through again?

1837
01:09:53.430 --> 01:09:54.224
- [Woman] $50.

1838
01:09:54.259 --> 01:09:55.191
- $50.

1839
01:09:55.225 --> 01:09:56.571
- And then after every ceremony,

1840
01:09:56.606 --> 01:09:57.952
the minister will give you an
envelope that looks like this

1841
01:09:57.986 --> 01:09:59.229
for their donation,
it's not included.

1842
01:09:59.264 --> 01:10:00.679
- Okay.

1843
01:10:00.713 --> 01:10:02.059
- [Woman] And then that
doesn't include any flowers

1844
01:10:02.094 --> 01:10:03.406
or photos, that's
just the drive-up.

1845
01:10:03.440 --> 01:10:05.891
And then we have photos,
flowers if you wanna add on.

1846
01:10:05.925 --> 01:10:07.582
DVD, live-streaming.

1847
01:10:08.445 --> 01:10:09.722
Congratulations.

1848
01:10:09.757 --> 01:10:11.068
- Thank you so
much for your help.

1849
01:10:11.103 --> 01:10:13.209
- Are you guys checking in?
Are you getting married?

1850
01:10:13.243 --> 01:10:15.141
[man speaking off-mic]

1851
01:10:15.176 --> 01:10:16.660
- Okay, cool.

1852
01:10:16.695 --> 01:10:20.354
Thank you so much we're gonna
go figure out everything else.

1853
01:10:20.388 --> 01:10:21.562
I'm gonna see what happened--

1854
01:10:21.596 --> 01:10:23.288
Where she just went off to.

1855
01:10:23.322 --> 01:10:24.979
- [Woman] And we'll see
you soon. Congratulations.

1856
01:10:25.013 --> 01:10:25.807
- Thank you, I will.

1857
01:10:25.842 --> 01:10:26.739
Thank you.

1858
01:10:26.774 --> 01:10:27.533
- [Woman] You're welcome.

1859
01:10:27.568 --> 01:10:29.259
Hi John, how are you?

1860
01:10:34.126 --> 01:10:36.266
[Jen laughing]

1861
01:10:36.301 --> 01:10:37.302
- Hey.

1862
01:10:37.336 --> 01:10:38.510
- I'm so glad you're okay.

1863
01:10:38.544 --> 01:10:39.545
I'm so glad.

1864
01:10:41.306 --> 01:10:44.274
[Jen laughs]

1865
01:10:44.309 --> 01:10:46.069
Well, you sound great.

1866
01:10:47.208 --> 01:10:50.073
- Who are you talking to?

1867
01:10:50.107 --> 01:10:52.558
- I knew you'd be okay.

1868
01:10:52.593 --> 01:10:53.904
- Is that Grams?

1869
01:10:56.528 --> 01:10:58.150
- Yes, I will.

1870
01:10:58.184 --> 01:10:58.978
Yes.

1871
01:11:01.049 --> 01:11:03.155
I will, just in a
couple of days, okay?

1872
01:11:03.189 --> 01:11:04.846
I'll come see you.

1873
01:11:04.881 --> 01:11:06.538
I'm so happy.

1874
01:11:06.572 --> 01:11:07.366
Thank you.

1875
01:11:11.336 --> 01:11:12.406
I will.

1876
01:11:12.440 --> 01:11:14.270
I love you too.

1877
01:11:14.304 --> 01:11:15.512
Okay, bye Grams.

1878
01:11:18.135 --> 01:11:20.310
- What's going on?

1879
01:11:20.345 --> 01:11:22.347
- She made this
miraculous recovery.

1880
01:11:22.381 --> 01:11:23.520
Surgery was great.

1881
01:11:23.555 --> 01:11:24.452
She's okay.

1882
01:11:26.730 --> 01:11:29.526
- Oh, wow.
[Jen laughs]

1883
01:11:29.561 --> 01:11:31.494
I'm glad Grams is okay.

1884
01:11:32.598 --> 01:11:33.599
- Oh my God.

1885
01:11:34.428 --> 01:11:36.119
She sounded so good.

1886
01:11:36.982 --> 01:11:39.156
She sounded so good.

1887
01:11:39.191 --> 01:11:41.331
[Jen laughs]

1888
01:11:41.366 --> 01:11:43.885
Wow, okay, we can go.

1889
01:11:43.920 --> 01:11:46.371
[Jen laughs]

1890
01:11:46.405 --> 01:11:48.476
- Wait, what do you wanna do?

1891
01:11:48.511 --> 01:11:51.583
[Jen breathing heavily]

1892
01:11:51.617 --> 01:11:52.549
- What?

1893
01:11:52.584 --> 01:11:55.207
- What do you wanna do?

1894
01:11:55.241 --> 01:11:57.174
I mean, we've got
the marriage license.

1895
01:11:57.209 --> 01:11:58.969
- What do I wanna do?

1896
01:12:00.177 --> 01:12:02.559
- Well, you need to
get married by 30.

1897
01:12:02.594 --> 01:12:05.182
That's approaching.
- Oh, honey.

1898
01:12:06.460 --> 01:12:08.703
I mean this, we know
this isn't gonna happen.

1899
01:12:08.738 --> 01:12:09.566
I'll find somebody else.

1900
01:12:09.601 --> 01:12:11.188
It's okay, come on.

1901
01:12:14.640 --> 01:12:16.987
You know you don't want this.

1902
01:12:18.230 --> 01:12:19.335
What about everything
we just said?

1903
01:12:19.369 --> 01:12:20.508
You don't want this.

1904
01:12:20.543 --> 01:12:24.132
- We had an arrangement,
we had a deal here.

1905
01:12:24.995 --> 01:12:25.996
- It's done.

1906
01:12:26.859 --> 01:12:28.205
It's done, okay?

1907
01:12:29.586 --> 01:12:30.415
Let's go.

1908
01:12:31.485 --> 01:12:32.658
I can get you a car back.

1909
01:12:32.693 --> 01:12:35.316
I don't give a shit.
[Jen laughing]

1910
01:12:35.351 --> 01:12:36.835
- You know what?

1911
01:12:36.869 --> 01:12:38.388
- We don't have to do this.

1912
01:12:38.423 --> 01:12:40.977
- Fuck you, seriously fuck you.

1913
01:12:41.011 --> 01:12:42.219
You're a bitch.

1914
01:12:42.254 --> 01:12:43.704
You are a conniving bitch.

1915
01:12:43.738 --> 01:12:46.362
I've known it since the day
I met you, but you're hot.

1916
01:12:46.396 --> 01:12:47.673
So that's why I stayed with you.

1917
01:12:47.708 --> 01:12:49.468
Fuck you, I hate you.

1918
01:12:51.056 --> 01:12:51.884
- Bye!

1919
01:12:53.645 --> 01:12:55.647
Good luck with Shmooly!

1920
01:12:58.374 --> 01:13:01.031
[horns blaring]

1921
01:13:03.551 --> 01:13:05.415
And we're back.

1922
01:13:05.450 --> 01:13:08.245
I'm here at the Historic
Downtown Farmers Market.

1923
01:13:08.280 --> 01:13:09.074
I'm with Peter.

1924
01:13:09.108 --> 01:13:09.902
Peter, say hi.

1925
01:13:09.937 --> 01:13:11.387
- [Peter] What it do!

1926
01:13:11.421 --> 01:13:14.182
- The footage that we shot
in Vegas actually turned out
to be really good.

1927
01:13:14.217 --> 01:13:16.081
Like we have a legit movie.

1928
01:13:16.115 --> 01:13:17.393
It's crazy.

1929
01:13:17.427 --> 01:13:19.049
- I can't get Abe
to sign a release.

1930
01:13:19.084 --> 01:13:20.430
I've been calling him,
I've been texting him,

1931
01:13:20.465 --> 01:13:23.053
I've sent him DMs, nothing.

1932
01:13:23.088 --> 01:13:25.642
And he just posted to
his Shmooly Instagram

1933
01:13:25.677 --> 01:13:28.369
that he's here,
downtown at this market,

1934
01:13:28.404 --> 01:13:30.406
looking for peppers
for his hot sauce.

1935
01:13:30.440 --> 01:13:33.616
So we're gonna track his ass
down and get him to sign this.

1936
01:13:34.651 --> 01:13:35.480
Let's see.

1937
01:13:38.724 --> 01:13:42.245
There he is, in the
yellow Shmooly shirt.

1938
01:13:43.419 --> 01:13:44.212
We got him.

1939
01:13:44.247 --> 01:13:45.731
Come on, let's go.

1940
01:13:47.388 --> 01:13:48.562
- How much are the pears?
- Abe!

1941
01:13:48.596 --> 01:13:50.011
- [Vendor] $3 a pound.

1942
01:13:50.046 --> 01:13:50.840
- $3?

1943
01:13:50.874 --> 01:13:52.358
- Abe!

1944
01:13:52.393 --> 01:13:53.463
- What are you doing here?

1945
01:13:53.498 --> 01:13:54.326
- Hey.

1946
01:13:54.360 --> 01:13:55.534
- Hey.

1947
01:13:55.569 --> 01:13:56.915
- I've been trying to
call you, and text you,

1948
01:13:56.949 --> 01:13:59.469
and you haven't been
getting back to me.

1949
01:13:59.504 --> 01:14:01.471
- That's true, yeah.

1950
01:14:01.506 --> 01:14:03.473
You got Peter here,
just bum rushing me?

1951
01:14:03.508 --> 01:14:04.474
- [Peter] What's up bro!
- Yeah.

1952
01:14:04.509 --> 01:14:05.958
We had to come find you.

1953
01:14:05.993 --> 01:14:08.271
- You like stalking my
Instagram or something?

1954
01:14:08.305 --> 01:14:09.962
- Yeah, yeah, I did.

1955
01:14:10.894 --> 01:14:11.930
I need you to sign this.

1956
01:14:11.964 --> 01:14:13.379
- What is that?

1957
01:14:13.414 --> 01:14:15.312
- It's a release, for our movie.

1958
01:14:15.347 --> 01:14:17.487
- Can we not get
into this here, now?

1959
01:14:17.522 --> 01:14:19.040
- We just need to go talk.

1960
01:14:19.075 --> 01:14:19.869
Can we go talk?

1961
01:14:19.903 --> 01:14:20.939
Please?

1962
01:14:20.973 --> 01:14:23.528
[Abe sighs]

1963
01:14:23.562 --> 01:14:25.081
Let's go sit down.

1964
01:14:25.944 --> 01:14:26.876
- Okay fine.

1965
01:14:26.910 --> 01:14:27.704
I'll sit down, okay.

1966
01:14:27.739 --> 01:14:28.567
- Come on, come on.

1967
01:14:28.602 --> 01:14:29.465
It's okay.

1968
01:14:32.433 --> 01:14:33.503
How do we look?

1969
01:14:33.538 --> 01:14:34.573
Light good?

1970
01:14:34.608 --> 01:14:36.644
- [Peter] Looks perfect.

1971
01:14:36.679 --> 01:14:38.404
- It's good to see you.

1972
01:14:38.439 --> 01:14:40.096
- It is good to see you.

1973
01:14:40.130 --> 01:14:41.028
- You look great!

1974
01:14:41.062 --> 01:14:42.098
- You look really good.

1975
01:14:42.132 --> 01:14:43.513
- Thanks.

1976
01:14:43.548 --> 01:14:45.791
- You look beautiful as
always, to be totally honest.

1977
01:14:45.826 --> 01:14:46.827
- Thank you.

1978
01:14:48.207 --> 01:14:50.002
I have to ask.

1979
01:14:50.037 --> 01:14:52.384
Why have you been ignoring me?

1980
01:14:52.418 --> 01:14:54.006
Like what the hell?

1981
01:14:55.421 --> 01:14:57.838
- Honestly, I'm really regretful

1982
01:14:57.872 --> 01:15:00.530
about the way
everything played out

1983
01:15:00.565 --> 01:15:04.016
and I said some
really shitty things.

1984
01:15:04.051 --> 01:15:07.503
And that the fact that
that's all, I don't know

1985
01:15:07.537 --> 01:15:09.435
fuckin' recorded
somewhere is scary

1986
01:15:09.470 --> 01:15:12.093
and I've been trying
not to think about it

1987
01:15:12.128 --> 01:15:13.336
to be honest.

1988
01:15:13.370 --> 01:15:14.717
Yeah, just been
trying to move on.

1989
01:15:14.751 --> 01:15:15.787
- I get that.

1990
01:15:18.341 --> 01:15:20.205
I was really shitty too.

1991
01:15:20.239 --> 01:15:21.689
- Yeah we were pretty
shitty to each other.

1992
01:15:21.724 --> 01:15:22.897
- I'm really sorry.

1993
01:15:22.932 --> 01:15:24.140
- You're sorry?

1994
01:15:24.174 --> 01:15:27.212
- Yeah, I'm sorry it
got as bad as it did.

1995
01:15:27.246 --> 01:15:29.455
That's not what I wanted at all.

1996
01:15:29.490 --> 01:15:32.286
- What exactly are
you sorry about?

1997
01:15:32.320 --> 01:15:34.391
- Sorry for being mean to you.

1998
01:15:34.426 --> 01:15:36.773
- I'm definitely sorry for
being that mean to you.

1999
01:15:36.808 --> 01:15:38.085
I think it was
really unwarranted

2000
01:15:38.119 --> 01:15:40.121
and maybe even having
the camera there,

2001
01:15:40.156 --> 01:15:41.675
made us act a
little differently.

2002
01:15:41.709 --> 01:15:42.607
- Sure.

2003
01:15:42.641 --> 01:15:44.574
- It got pretty fucked up.

2004
01:15:44.609 --> 01:15:46.576
- I do wanna say though,

2005
01:15:47.750 --> 01:15:50.097
it made a really good movie.

2006
01:15:52.099 --> 01:15:54.757
Yeah, like Peter
shot it so well.

2007
01:15:56.172 --> 01:15:58.208
This could go to
like festivals, dude.

2008
01:15:58.243 --> 01:15:59.589
You have to see it.

2009
01:15:59.624 --> 01:16:01.418
- So us being
shitty to each other

2010
01:16:01.453 --> 01:16:03.213
in Vegas could go to festivals?

2011
01:16:03.248 --> 01:16:06.285
- I'm just saying, I don't
want Grandma getting sick

2012
01:16:06.320 --> 01:16:10.289
and our relationship going
to shit to be for nothing.

2013
01:16:10.324 --> 01:16:11.636
- Well, a big part
of me feels like

2014
01:16:11.670 --> 01:16:13.948
we should take the
footage and set it on fire

2015
01:16:13.983 --> 01:16:17.849
and show it to no one because
we are so shitty in it.

2016
01:16:17.883 --> 01:16:19.126
- This could be
good for Shmooly,

2017
01:16:19.160 --> 01:16:22.129
this would be good
for you, I promise.

2018
01:16:22.163 --> 01:16:23.820
The content is dope.

2019
01:16:25.270 --> 01:16:26.478
I just need you do sign this,

2020
01:16:26.512 --> 01:16:27.859
and we can move forward with it.

2021
01:16:27.893 --> 01:16:28.687
I think--

2022
01:16:28.722 --> 01:16:31.172
[Abe laughing]

2023
01:16:31.207 --> 01:16:32.864
It's just a release.

2024
01:16:34.451 --> 01:16:35.625
- I'll take a look
at the footage

2025
01:16:35.660 --> 01:16:39.249
and if it's not the
worst thing ever, maybe.

2026
01:16:40.423 --> 01:16:42.218
- I'm happy to show
it to you, seriously.

2027
01:16:42.252 --> 01:16:43.737
You're great in it.
[Abe laughs]

2028
01:16:43.771 --> 01:16:47.948
Also, I would love it if you
edited, just to give some--

2029
01:16:47.982 --> 01:16:49.639
- Now it all makes sense.

2030
01:16:49.674 --> 01:16:51.330
Okay you want me to
edit the footage.

2031
01:16:51.365 --> 01:16:54.264
- Well no, just to give some
of your perspective on it.

2032
01:16:54.299 --> 01:16:56.266
So it's coming from both of us.
I wanna be partners on this.

2033
01:16:56.301 --> 01:16:58.027
- Okay, I will take a
look at the footage,

2034
01:16:58.061 --> 01:16:59.511
and we can go from there.

2035
01:16:59.545 --> 01:17:01.478
I'm not gonna sign anything
but show me the footage.

2036
01:17:01.513 --> 01:17:03.170
- You're gonna like it.

2037
01:17:03.204 --> 01:17:07.450
- I'm sure I'm gonna have
some kind of response to it.

2038
01:17:07.484 --> 01:17:10.936
- And honestly, I do
really care about you,

2039
01:17:10.971 --> 01:17:12.904
and I am very sorry that
it turned out like this,

2040
01:17:12.938 --> 01:17:15.216
and I do want us to be friends.

2041
01:17:15.251 --> 01:17:16.804
Seriously.

2042
01:17:16.839 --> 01:17:19.358
- I meant that,
when I said that.

2043
01:17:19.393 --> 01:17:21.188
I think that would be cool.

2044
01:17:21.222 --> 01:17:22.948
And I don't hate you.

2045
01:17:24.260 --> 01:17:25.606
- I don't hate you either.

2046
01:17:25.641 --> 01:17:27.677
- I mean in the
moment I felt that.

2047
01:17:27.712 --> 01:17:29.541
I was like, fucking A

2048
01:17:29.575 --> 01:17:30.991
I hate her in that moment.

2049
01:17:31.025 --> 01:17:33.510
But I don't feel that.
- Just give me a hug.

2050
01:17:33.545 --> 01:17:34.442
- Okay.

2051
01:17:34.477 --> 01:17:36.686
- Just give me a hug please.

2052
01:17:41.829 --> 01:17:44.660
- It's definitely
good to see you.

2053
01:17:46.938 --> 01:17:49.354
♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish

2054
01:17:49.388 --> 01:17:51.390
♪ And I'm buzzed
bombed and blitzed ♪

2055
01:17:51.425 --> 01:17:56.119
♪ I found love really exists

2056
01:17:56.154 --> 01:18:01.159
♪ I found love when we kissed

2057
01:18:02.332 --> 01:18:03.955
♪ It must be love
or else I'm drunk ♪

2058
01:18:03.989 --> 01:18:06.095
♪ These foolish fleeting
thoughts I've thunk ♪

2059
01:18:06.129 --> 01:18:10.547
♪ Must be a dream,
those lips I've kissed ♪

2060
01:18:10.582 --> 01:18:13.205
♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish

2061
01:18:13.240 --> 01:18:15.483
♪ And I'm buzzed,
bombed and blitzed ♪

2062
01:18:15.518 --> 01:18:20.281
♪ I found love really exists

2063
01:18:20.316 --> 01:18:24.147
♪ I found love when we kissed

2064
01:18:47.895 --> 01:18:52.900
♪ I found love really,
really, really exists ♪

2065
01:18:58.285 --> 01:19:00.770
♪ What a kiss





