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This is Free City.
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Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.
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And the people who wear sunglasses
are heroes.
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They have a devil-may-care attitude
and they run this town.
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You are so hot.
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Oh, I know.
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See? That's not even his car.
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Or his wife.
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For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.
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They go on all sorts of missions.
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They got cool hair, cool clothes.
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I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.
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Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.
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Or that nice lady.
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See what I mean? Hero.
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My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.
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I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,
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and I work at the bank.
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What more could a guy want?
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Sunday should be warm and sunny
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with just a scattering of drive-bys.
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Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,
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which will be mined and sprayed
with high-calibre fire
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from a renegade gunship stolen by--
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And every morning,
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I start my day
with the most delicious coffee
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in the whole, wide, whole world.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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You know it. Mmm.
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Mmm!
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That is unexpectedly hot.
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Jeez, that's good.
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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.
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Thank you for making this
with such love.
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You're welcome.
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Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day!
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Hold the fudge.
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You mean to tell me that nobody snapped
up those bad boys? Today is the day.
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- Like every other day.
- I'll be back for those.
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Oh! So close.
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Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee
of all time.
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I wanna write a song about it.
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I wanna dance to that song with my body.
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I love my life.
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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.
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That's why they call 'em comfort zones,
they're so damn comfortable.
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Oh, Joe!
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Mondays, am I right, Joe?
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- You said it, Guy.
- Yeah.
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In Free City, I have everything I need.
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Don't have a good day...
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...have a great day.
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Thank you.
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Take care.
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Except one thing.
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Seem happy.
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Oh, come on, don't worry
about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.
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Oh, it's okay, Bud.
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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?
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Maybe it's not meant to be.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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I know the woman I'm looking for.
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Oh, let me guess.
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- Woman with an offbeat sense of humour.
- Sense of humour.
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An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.
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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.
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And you know what?
I don't want her to.
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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.
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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.
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- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
- That's cruel. You're cruel.
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- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
- I'm being real.
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?
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Of course we're going for beers
on the beach after work.
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That makes me so happy.
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Me too.
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What have you got?
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Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?
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You got a video or a screen grab?
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Nope. But I know who does.
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Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?
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Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.
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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?
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'Cause maybe we could meet up later.
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I don't have a burning desire
to see your mum's basement, thanks.
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Got jokes, huh?
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Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.
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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.
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Now, I got a question.
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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?
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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.
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Mmm, I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.
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Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
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But, seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?
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Those are questions.
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Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?
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The 2:30?
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No, the 4:00.
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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.
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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.
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- Oh, man.
- Wow.
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Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
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Give it to me!
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Looks like rain.
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Has anyone seen my cat?
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You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,
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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know."
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I mean, when you put it on there,
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you act like
it's not a shoe in your face.
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
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Love that song.
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That's a new one.
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Hey!
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That's her.
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Her who?
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That's my dream girl, Buddy.
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She exists.
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- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
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So?
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Whatcha mean "so?"
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So, people with sunglasses don't talk
to people like us.
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- You know that!
- I gotta try.
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Look, Guy! Guy!
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Guy! What about beers on the beach?
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Excuse me!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Coming soon... Free City 2!
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Bigger! Badder! Radder!
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Free City 2: Carnage.
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Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
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You done?
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Sorry. Are you closing?
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Yes.
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We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,
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one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl.
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You really like that game, huh?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
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Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.
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Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
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I, uh, have a lawsuit
against the publisher
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and the evidence that I need
is in the game.
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- So then I had my codes--
- Oh,
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I wish we weren't closing
so I could hear more about this.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.
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Ooh. "Cappuccino."
I enjoy saying that.
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It's like a waterfall made of letters.
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Excuse me?
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I'd like to try a cappuccino.
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Please.
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But you get a medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.
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Every day. Always.
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- Well, I...
- Somebody's about to get shot.
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Officer Johnny.
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I just thought I'd try
something different today, you know?
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Whatever. Right? Yeah?
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Hi.
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Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.
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Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.
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I'm joking.
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Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.
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He was just kidding!
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Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?
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No way, no how.
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Mmm. That's hot.
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It's like Jesus
washed my tongue
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but, right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,
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"He's good enough."
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Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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Cappuccino.
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Don't have a good day...
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...have a great day, I guess.
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Okay. Good day to you.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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That's the girl.
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We've been over this.
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You tried to talk to her yesterday,
it didn't work.
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It will never work.
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She's wearing sunglasses.
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We don't mess
with the sunglasses people.
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Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.
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What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.
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Oh, my God. What am I doing?
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Hi.
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What'd you say?
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need your sunglasses.
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Ooh. Ow.
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I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna
need your sunglasses for a sec.
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What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Go back to your side, man.
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He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother--
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Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?
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- Back off! I said, don't!
- Just real quick. Real quick.
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Stop!
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You broken or somethin'?
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I'm the robber!
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You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!
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Please, just stay down!
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I said, stay down!
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Guy, you don't do this, man.
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This isn't you.
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You don't do this.
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Maybe I do.
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What is wrong with this...
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stupid mission?
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I told you to smoke his ass.
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Let go!
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I'll give them right back.
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I said...
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Guy?
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He's just resting.
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In pieces!
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That man is dead!
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He's so sleepy.
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I'm just gonna put your gun down,
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right here,
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for when you wake.
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- Okay?
- Guy.
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Guy! Where you goin'?
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Excuse me.
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Do you see this?
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Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
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Whoo!
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Oh!
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Giddy up!
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I feel brand new.
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Loser.
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What is happening?
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So much money.
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Hey, Mouser, check this out.
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What's up, Keys?
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What am I looking at?
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Okay, so, this user,
he gets his glasses stolen
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and then killed.
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The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.
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An NPC? That's impossible.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.
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Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.
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I tried that, but I,
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I can't trace him.
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Whoever it is, they're good.
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Hmm. You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.
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I'm pretty good.
260
00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,197
I'll see you on the inside.
261
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:06,365
Select your skin.
262
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:08,409
Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?
263
00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,244
The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
264
00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:11,787
big guns, bigger moustache.
265
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,414
Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.
266
00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:15,541
Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?
267
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:19,169
Uh, full body moustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.
268
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,754
I'm terrified.
269
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:22,381
Let's do this.
270
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:58,751
Seriously, man.
271
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:02,296
I'm just being honest, I think
the bunny suit is just a little much.
272
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,923
Excuse me?
273
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:07,760
Right.
274
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,511
Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
275
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:13,682
Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!
276
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:14,850
Let's go!
277
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,185
Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.
278
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,145
- Come here. Come on, bud.
- Go, let's go.
279
00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:19,897
- Closer.
- There he is.
280
00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:21,607
Blue shirt guy.
281
00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:23,442
Blue shirt?
282
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,069
Yes.
283
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,154
Hello, Officer.
284
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,323
Rabbit.
285
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:30,449
Nice skin.
286
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,993
Thank you. That's sweet.
287
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,370
How'd you get it?
288
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,873
Well, uh, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.
289
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,583
I have naturally dewy skin.
290
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,918
Listen up, Neutrogena.
291
00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:43,212
You know you can't go around
looking like that. The rules are clear.
292
00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:44,380
And another thing.
293
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,881
- You can't hack the NPC avatars.
- No, sir!
294
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,216
- It screws up the mission load...
- Screws it up!
295
00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:48,550
...and it makes the game look bad.
296
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:49,968
- Horrible!
- Yeah.
297
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,804
I got, like, 5% of that.
298
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,514
Lose the skin!
299
00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:54,890
I... Lose?
300
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,684
How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
301
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,851
Take it off, man.
302
00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,228
Just take it off.
What are you doing?
303
00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:00,437
- What?
- Seriously.
304
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:01,980
- The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
- How?
305
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,273
- Everything. Ditch it.
- Take it off.
306
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,692
If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
307
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,318
- Why?
- And we're gonna keep killing you.
308
00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,528
Still why?
309
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:08,946
Until we do find out who you are,
310
00:17:09,113 --> 00:17:10,698
and then we're gonna ban you for life.
311
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,159
Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.
312
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,453
I just find the order of those threats
very confusing.
313
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,205
- Somebody's about to get shot.
- Light him up!
314
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:36,765
No.
315
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,110
Come on, Blue Shirt.
316
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,841
Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?
317
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,134
Scared me a little bit.
318
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:13,761
We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
319
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,220
Coming to get ya.
320
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:16,889
We're coming to get ya.
321
00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:20,517
Wait! Wait!
322
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,060
I can explain everything.
323
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:25,939
I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.
324
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,609
Things that-- Whoa, whoa.
Things that aren't there.
325
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,486
Except they are there.
326
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,906
I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
327
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,993
You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.
328
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,579
Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.
329
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:42,790
We're apex predators.
330
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:46,543
All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.
331
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,254
Too high! Too high!
332
00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:00,808
Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt?
Watch this.
333
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,853
I tire of these games, Keys. It's time
I went god-mode on this beyotch.
334
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,104
Okay, bring it.
335
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:08,023
Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
336
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,915
I'm so, so good at this.
337
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,008
Time's up, bank teller!
338
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,073
Nope!
339
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:23,765
I can't die!
340
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,517
I'm never gonna die!
341
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:26,602
Whoo!
342
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,855
And that was the heartbreaking story
of Blue Shirt Guy.
343
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,106
The end.
344
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,317
- Doesn't make sense.
- What?
345
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,526
I just checked the server stats.
346
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:37,070
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.
347
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,280
It's just a glitch, man.
348
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,489
- It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.
349
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,116
It just seems like
that's something new, you know?
350
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,535
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.
351
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,370
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?
352
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:46,455
Uh-uh. No.
353
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,249
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care
354
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:52,336
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.
355
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:55,339
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.
356
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:59,760
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius,
indie game designer?
357
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:02,429
What are you doing down here dealing
with complaints?
358
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:06,433
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,
359
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,685
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.
360
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,479
You do not wanna hear about that.
361
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,022
You're absolutely right.
362
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:16,360
That story sounds horrible and boring
and full of white privilege.
363
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,278
Don't talk to Antwan.
364
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:25,494
We never dreamt
this would've happened.
365
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,246
I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially
a fishbowl game.
366
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:32,000
People aren't playing it,
they're watching it grow.
367
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,835
It's a strictly observational experience
368
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:37,673
where computer generated characters
interact and evolve.
369
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,633
I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.
370
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:44,262
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.
371
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,056
Uh, no, Millie is the genius.
372
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:49,685
Uh, she built the AI engine
from the ground up.
373
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,186
So, to get a little personal,
374
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,271
what's the thing that gets you up
in the morning?
375
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,857
Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
376
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,360
What's the other thing?
377
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,904
Oh, yeah.
An insatiable thirst for validation.
378
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,531
- She's not kidding.
- I'm not.
379
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:03,865
How about you?
380
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,450
- Code.
- Code?
381
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:06,535
- Code.
- Code, yeah.
382
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:07,619
There we go.
383
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:09,454
'Cause it's not just zeros
and ones, it's hidden messages.
384
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,624
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.
385
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:17,170
I just use zeros and ones instead
of words 'cause words will let you down.
386
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:21,675
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
387
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:23,468
- He's not kidding.
- I'm not.
388
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,220
Now, I've gotta ask.
389
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,597
There is a lot of chemistry between
the two of you.
390
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,600
- Has this evolved into more than--
- No.
391
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,103
- No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
- No, no, no. We're friends.
392
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,354
- We're like best friends.
- Friendship.
393
00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:36,106
And now your game
is gonna be released by Soonami,
394
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:37,691
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.
395
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:39,693
- It's crazy, actually.
- It is, yeah.
396
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,612
It does seem a little bit
like an unlikely pairing, though.
397
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,990
Yeah,
I didn't totally get it either.
398
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:47,659
But Millie's got a real instinct
for these things.
399
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:49,077
Antwan is a genius.
400
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:52,581
He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.
401
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,916
It's a chance for our work
to be seen by a wider audience.
402
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,044
- God, those two were young and dumb.
- Jeez.
403
00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,670
So we're breaking and entering now?
404
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:02,758
How does it feel working for a galactic
black hole of frozen shit?
405
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,885
You have to leave. I can't talk to you.
406
00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:06,595
Aw, shame will have that effect.
407
00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:08,388
No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.
408
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,016
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects
409
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,185
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA
410
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:14,603
and it could get me fired.
411
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:17,272
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?
412
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,107
No, he bought it and then he shelved it.
413
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:22,319
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.
414
00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:23,570
How can I move on?
415
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,113
How can you?
416
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,116
Antwan swiped our AI engine
to use in his dumb shooter.
417
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:31,745
Did he, Millie?
Because, honestly, I'm not so sure.
418
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,456
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting.
419
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,876
And Free City, it may be popular but
it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
420
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:39,878
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.
421
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,214
- Millie, I'm--
- Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
422
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:43,715
And now he's lying about it
423
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:46,176
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.
424
00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:47,344
Millie--
425
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,930
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
426
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:53,475
All I need from you
is to get me in there.
427
00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:55,894
Millie, I care about you
428
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:02,025
but you need to leave.
429
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:12,369
Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
430
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,764
What are we lookin' at?
431
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,601
Who are you?
432
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:18,977
Okay, okay. Okay.
433
00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:21,730
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.
434
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:22,898
Oh, yeah.
435
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:25,650
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?
436
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:28,778
I waited outside by the murder train,
437
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,197
then I followed you.
438
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,281
Shit!
439
00:25:46,838 --> 00:25:48,006
Can I come with you?
440
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:50,508
Yes?
441
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:54,179
Holy hell, what just happened?
442
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:56,765
What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.
443
00:25:57,098 --> 00:26:00,060
No, I mean, how did we get from there
to wherever this is?
444
00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:01,478
You mean the portal gun?
445
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,563
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.
446
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,857
Wow, you are a special kind of noob.
447
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:07,150
Thank you. You too.
448
00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,318
Turn around.
449
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:10,403
Okay.
450
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:14,741
Oh.
451
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:20,372
Is this the North Pole?
452
00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:21,957
Listen, dude.
453
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,667
- Guy.
- Guy. Whatever.
454
00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:25,543
Props on the NPC outfit,
455
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:28,129
but I'm busy trying to figure out
how to steal something.
456
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:30,048
Maybe I could help you.
457
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:31,258
I work alone.
458
00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:32,842
You have beautiful grenades.
459
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:35,762
Besides, if you want to have any chance
of making an impact here,
460
00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:37,597
you need to have
a higher level than that.
461
00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:39,641
- That's tough. No.
- No.
462
00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:41,393
Higher level?
463
00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:42,686
Good Lord, rook.
464
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,480
See?
465
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,190
- Oh.
- That's mine.
466
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:48,817
And that's yours.
467
00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:53,613
Oh. What,
is one the best or the worst?
468
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,282
There is literally nothing lower.
469
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,200
Well, how do I get to a higher level?
470
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,286
- Really?
- Really.
471
00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:03,415
- You know, get stuff.
- Yeah.
472
00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:04,874
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Yeah.
473
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:06,876
- Experience, guns...
- Yeah.
474
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,961
- Put that down.
- Uh-huh.
475
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,463
Money. This is Free City.
476
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,632
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,
477
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,884
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.
478
00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:17,470
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
479
00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:23,393
Hmm. I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.
480
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:27,897
Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet
on here is a sociopathic man-child.
481
00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,233
Thank you.
482
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,986
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad, though, is it?
483
00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:35,780
Oh! Pretty bleak.
484
00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:38,992
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.
485
00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:42,704
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?
486
00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:45,081
And he's a dick?
487
00:27:45,248 --> 00:27:47,792
His name's Antwan,
and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
488
00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:49,669
Trolls exist?
489
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,340
Look, I don't know if anybody does it,
490
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:56,343
but you could rack experience points up
by being a good guy.
491
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,428
- Like a hero.
- Ooh. Easy, tiger.
492
00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,555
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.
493
00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,098
All that shit makes your level go up.
494
00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:03,641
Go be the good guy.
495
00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:05,060
Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.
496
00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:06,353
Ooh! Ooh.
497
00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,730
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.
498
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:09,898
Off you go.
499
00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:12,108
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've levelled up enough?
500
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:15,028
- Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
- Whoa.
501
00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:16,780
- Bye now.
- That's so much more than one.
502
00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:18,198
- Like, 99 more.
- Bye now.
503
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:19,366
Okay.
504
00:28:57,195 --> 00:28:58,279
Hi.
505
00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:27,475
Thanks, Guy.
506
00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:48,788
Good morning, Goldie.
507
00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:50,874
Good morning, Goldie.
508
00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:53,209
Good fucking morning, Goldie.
509
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:57,130
I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.
510
00:29:57,213 --> 00:30:01,885
BSG is levelling up and at a record pace
by playing the hero.
511
00:30:02,051 --> 00:30:05,513
It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?"
512
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,225
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.
513
00:30:09,392 --> 00:30:11,019
And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,
514
00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:12,979
a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.
515
00:30:13,146 --> 00:30:15,023
- This is bullshit.
- Who is this guy?
516
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:16,274
I don't know, but he's good.
517
00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:18,651
Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC
518
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:21,070
but he's running around,
levelling up crazy fast
519
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:22,363
by being the freaking good guy.
520
00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:25,617
"This colourful character
in the video game Free City
521
00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:28,620
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy."
522
00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:30,538
- Piper.
- Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
523
00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:31,789
You're absolutely right.
524
00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:36,961
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?
525
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,019
Whoo-hoo!
526
00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:05,657
There's a worldwide craze that has
captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
527
00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:07,283
Hello, Hinata.
528
00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,536
You have a great outfit.
529
00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:10,954
Don't have a good day...
530
00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:12,539
Have a GREAT day!
531
00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:15,416
Crazy awesome!!!
532
00:31:56,457 --> 00:32:00,044
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today, huh?
533
00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:02,422
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you.
534
00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:04,507
What is this shirt?
535
00:32:04,674 --> 00:32:06,050
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?
536
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:08,803
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.
537
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,639
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?
538
00:32:11,806 --> 00:32:13,016
Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
539
00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:16,060
I'm sorry
that I haven't been around, Bud.
540
00:32:16,227 --> 00:32:17,562
I've been figuring some stuff out.
541
00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:20,607
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.
542
00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,775
Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,
543
00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:24,444
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.
544
00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:26,112
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.
545
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:27,739
- The girl.
- Oh, my God.
546
00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:29,365
I talked to her. I talked to her.
547
00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:31,868
- The one with the sunglasses?
- The sunglasses, yes!
548
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,995
I talked to one of the sunglass people
549
00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:36,539
and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
550
00:32:36,706 --> 00:32:38,249
Me.
551
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,834
Everybody down on the ground!
552
00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,419
You're so hot.
553
00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:44,380
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?
554
00:32:44,547 --> 00:32:45,715
Your life could be fuller.
555
00:32:45,882 --> 00:32:48,009
That you're free to make
your own decisions. Your own choices.
556
00:32:48,176 --> 00:32:49,177
Yo, dumbass.
557
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:50,637
We are in the middle of something.
558
00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:52,430
Uh...
559
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,474
- That's my gun.
- Quiet time.
560
00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:58,603
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.
561
00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:00,438
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.
562
00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:04,233
We do now.
563
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:06,986
Mine now.
564
00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:08,488
Are you kidding me?
565
00:33:10,865 --> 00:33:12,659
- Put 'em on.
- No.
566
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,869
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?
567
00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:17,580
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.
568
00:33:17,914 --> 00:33:19,499
You're gonna see.
569
00:33:22,794 --> 00:33:23,878
Come on.
570
00:33:24,921 --> 00:33:26,255
I can't, okay?
571
00:33:28,341 --> 00:33:29,425
I'm sorry.
572
00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:38,101
I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.
573
00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:40,520
Now get out of here. Go be nicer.
574
00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:42,605
Beat it. Go, go, go.
575
00:33:42,772 --> 00:33:44,273
Don't walk, run.
576
00:33:44,982 --> 00:33:46,401
And you...
577
00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:47,860
Ugh.
578
00:33:47,944 --> 00:33:49,028
Sorry.
579
00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:52,865
...um, you could do so much better
than that guy.
580
00:33:53,032 --> 00:33:56,119
You could be with, like, a good guy.
581
00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,539
Or maybe
I don't have to be with any guy.
582
00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:02,083
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.
583
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,876
- They really are.
- Terrible.
584
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:05,253
Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.
585
00:34:12,802 --> 00:34:14,220
You're my best friend, Buddy.
586
00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:16,639
And you don't have to be scared.
587
00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:19,475
If you change your mind, I'll be around.
588
00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:28,025
Yo, Keys,
our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
589
00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:29,986
I know.
590
00:34:30,153 --> 00:34:31,487
Who is this guy?
591
00:35:00,558 --> 00:35:01,642
I'm here.
592
00:35:02,310 --> 00:35:03,853
I really appreciate this, Keys.
593
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,980
Okay. Just to be clear,
594
00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,983
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.
595
00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:12,236
If this clip really does prove
that Antwan reused our code illegally,
596
00:35:12,403 --> 00:35:13,404
go find it and get out.
597
00:35:14,864 --> 00:35:18,910
Player's doing the
jewellery store mission in midtown.
598
00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:20,536
That gives you 5 minutes.
599
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,207
And go.
600
00:35:33,424 --> 00:35:35,802
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
601
00:35:35,885 --> 00:35:36,969
Really?
602
00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:38,554
I'm sitting on the toilet right now,
stealing user codes,
603
00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:40,389
so I don't exactly feel like one.
604
00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:41,724
Oh, you never have.
605
00:35:41,891 --> 00:35:43,184
Good thing I know better.
606
00:35:43,351 --> 00:35:47,438
All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.
607
00:35:47,605 --> 00:35:49,357
- Thanks for the assist.
- You got it.
608
00:35:49,524 --> 00:35:50,942
I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.
609
00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:17,760
Keys! I need your help!
610
00:36:17,927 --> 00:36:19,554
He's got that place booby-trapped
with spawn points.
611
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,805
Millie, I can't help you.
612
00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:43,494
Blue Shirt Guy?
613
00:36:43,661 --> 00:36:47,290
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.
614
00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:50,918
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.
615
00:36:58,551 --> 00:36:59,552
What are you doing here?
616
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,555
I was trying to steal a video clip,
now we're trying not to die.
617
00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:04,765
Who are you talking to?
618
00:37:06,684 --> 00:37:09,437
You know, that player in the NPC skin.
619
00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:12,273
Millie, there are no other players
in that house.
620
00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:15,776
That actually hurt my hand.
621
00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:17,028
Get down!
622
00:38:05,868 --> 00:38:08,704
I'm sorry! Oh, God!
623
00:38:13,209 --> 00:38:14,460
We're doing great.
624
00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:27,348
Wow!
625
00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:31,018
We should definitely go!
626
00:38:32,603 --> 00:38:33,688
Oh, shit!
627
00:38:41,070 --> 00:38:43,072
- Is that a Glock in your pocket?
- No.
628
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,157
- What?
- It's two Glocks.
629
00:38:46,283 --> 00:38:47,368
Oh!
630
00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,736
I don't suppose this thing can fly.
631
00:39:21,819 --> 00:39:22,987
No.
632
00:39:23,154 --> 00:39:24,238
Jump.
633
00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:26,073
Wow!
634
00:39:26,866 --> 00:39:29,201
Whoa!
635
00:39:38,044 --> 00:39:39,420
Oh, shit.
636
00:39:54,351 --> 00:39:55,936
Good morning, sheeple!
637
00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:57,438
Oh, you are fired.
638
00:39:57,605 --> 00:40:00,274
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies. Retailers won't carry the game.
639
00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:01,984
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.
640
00:40:02,151 --> 00:40:03,235
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition.
641
00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:05,988
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?
642
00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:08,657
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.
643
00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:10,451
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom
644
00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:13,454
because she's got no proof
and her ex-partner works for me.
645
00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:14,622
We're golden.
646
00:40:14,705 --> 00:40:16,290
Antwan, hey. You look great.
647
00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:17,708
Uh, I thought you were
still at Burning Man.
648
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:20,127
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man?
649
00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:21,295
You, you, you--
650
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,631
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.
651
00:40:23,798 --> 00:40:25,174
You heard about the asshole
running around in the game
652
00:40:25,508 --> 00:40:26,509
who looks like an NPC?
653
00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:29,178
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.
654
00:40:29,345 --> 00:40:32,765
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.
655
00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:35,935
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
656
00:40:36,102 --> 00:40:39,355
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
657
00:40:39,522 --> 00:40:41,440
'Roid him out.
Make him a hitman or something.
658
00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:44,401
Antwan, we're already way behind porting
over the skins from Free City 1.
659
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:46,153
Skins?
Don't even worry about that.
660
00:40:46,237 --> 00:40:47,863
They won't be usable in Free City 2.
661
00:40:48,030 --> 00:40:49,156
Antwan, you told the fans
662
00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:51,617
Free City 2 is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.
663
00:40:51,784 --> 00:40:53,828
You said there'd be the same characters
in the sequel.
664
00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:57,331
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.
665
00:40:57,498 --> 00:40:59,708
Listen, Antwan,
the game is already buggier than ever.
666
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,210
I got a stack of user complaints,
like, a mile high.
667
00:41:01,377 --> 00:41:02,711
Look, I know it sucks.
668
00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:07,424
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.
669
00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:10,594
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.
670
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:11,720
What?
671
00:41:11,804 --> 00:41:14,306
Make an original? Why would I do that
when I could make a sequel?
672
00:41:14,473 --> 00:41:15,474
A sequel.
673
00:41:15,558 --> 00:41:16,684
So we can make it better?
674
00:41:16,851 --> 00:41:19,770
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.
675
00:41:19,937 --> 00:41:21,105
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay.
676
00:41:21,272 --> 00:41:22,648
You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
677
00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:23,732
- Mmm-hmm.
- No.
678
00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:26,735
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
679
00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:28,737
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,
680
00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:30,531
why would I make
another restaurant called,
681
00:41:30,614 --> 00:41:32,741
uh, I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
682
00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:34,869
- Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
- Mmm-hmm. No sense.
683
00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:36,787
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
684
00:41:36,871 --> 00:41:38,372
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken,
Part Two.
685
00:41:39,123 --> 00:41:41,250
Uh, yum.
Drop the deuce on him.
686
00:41:41,417 --> 00:41:43,627
Come on. Come here. Come here.
687
00:41:43,794 --> 00:41:44,920
I don't want you to stress
688
00:41:45,004 --> 00:41:46,505
that glorious shampoo commercial head
of yours about it.
689
00:41:47,464 --> 00:41:50,634
Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.
690
00:41:50,801 --> 00:41:52,553
That's not a word.
691
00:41:54,305 --> 00:41:56,223
You sure you don't wanna bump up
to programming?
692
00:41:56,390 --> 00:41:58,184
I know you got the brains for it.
693
00:41:59,226 --> 00:42:01,478
No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
694
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,902
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.
695
00:42:08,068 --> 00:42:10,279
But it's all good with me
if I don't have to pay you more.
696
00:42:10,446 --> 00:42:11,989
Antwan out.
697
00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:24,210
Who is this guy?
698
00:42:32,468 --> 00:42:33,469
Wow!
699
00:42:33,636 --> 00:42:35,179
I took your advice.
700
00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:38,307
I levelled up.
701
00:42:39,225 --> 00:42:40,559
Impressive.
702
00:42:42,353 --> 00:42:44,355
Why are you doing all of this?
703
00:42:44,521 --> 00:42:48,442
You know, I guess I felt trapped.
704
00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:51,028
You know, in my life,
705
00:42:51,195 --> 00:42:53,239
I just felt so
706
00:42:53,697 --> 00:42:55,032
Stuck.
707
00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:59,745
Yeah. And then I saw you.
708
00:43:01,205 --> 00:43:02,998
Then I saw you.
709
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,084
Who are you?
710
00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:07,002
I'm Guy.
711
00:43:07,169 --> 00:43:09,129
No, who are you really?
712
00:43:09,296 --> 00:43:10,297
Still Guy.
713
00:43:10,381 --> 00:43:14,426
All of this, levelling up so fast.
714
00:43:15,177 --> 00:43:17,513
Giving this whole world the finger.
715
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,931
How are you pulling this off?
716
00:43:19,098 --> 00:43:22,059
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.
717
00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:23,894
You work at Soonami, don't you?
718
00:43:23,978 --> 00:43:25,688
- No.
- You've got an inside track.
719
00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:27,523
- I work at the bank.
- Right. The bank.
720
00:43:27,690 --> 00:43:31,735
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.
721
00:43:31,902 --> 00:43:33,237
Yes, I work at the bank.
722
00:43:33,404 --> 00:43:35,572
Where did you get that skin?
723
00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:38,575
It's always, sort of, been there.
724
00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:40,869
Why do people keep asking me
that question?
725
00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:42,788
I don't know, why do they?
726
00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:49,003
No, no. Not doing that. I--
727
00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:51,463
What's happening right now?
728
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,424
I don't know, but I don't buy it.
729
00:43:53,590 --> 00:43:54,883
No.
730
00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:56,844
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
- Fine. Good.
731
00:43:57,011 --> 00:43:58,304
- I'll let it go.
- Yes.
732
00:43:58,846 --> 00:44:00,014
Great.
733
00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,515
We all have our secrets, I guess.
734
00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:03,267
Yes, we do.
735
00:44:05,936 --> 00:44:06,937
Hey.
736
00:44:08,522 --> 00:44:10,482
Do you like ice cream?
737
00:44:10,941 --> 00:44:13,235
I can't believe
I've never been here.
738
00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:15,237
Well, it's sort of a secret.
739
00:44:15,988 --> 00:44:19,325
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.
740
00:44:19,491 --> 00:44:21,118
Yeah, it makes sense.
741
00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:24,163
No missions here.
742
00:44:25,122 --> 00:44:28,375
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
743
00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:29,918
This is my favourite flavour
in the whole world.
744
00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,296
- We'll take two of the usual, please.
- You got it, Guy.
745
00:44:32,463 --> 00:44:34,423
It's bubble gum flavour.
746
00:44:34,590 --> 00:44:36,050
You think I'm crazy, don't you?
747
00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:37,593
Guy,
748
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,804
get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.
749
00:44:40,971 --> 00:44:42,556
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?
750
00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:44,933
No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.
751
00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,101
No, I do.
752
00:44:46,185 --> 00:44:47,603
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.
753
00:44:47,770 --> 00:44:48,937
- No way. Here.
- Yeah.
754
00:44:49,104 --> 00:44:50,606
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
755
00:44:50,689 --> 00:44:51,690
Mmm.
756
00:44:52,066 --> 00:44:53,067
How good is that?
757
00:44:53,317 --> 00:44:54,318
You can taste it?
758
00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:57,905
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.
759
00:44:58,405 --> 00:44:59,531
- Mmm-hmm?
- Mmm.
760
00:45:00,908 --> 00:45:02,826
Coffee used to be my favourite food,
761
00:45:02,993 --> 00:45:05,162
but, compared with this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.
762
00:45:05,245 --> 00:45:07,289
What?
763
00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,878
Nothing. You're funny.
764
00:45:14,171 --> 00:45:15,589
- I am?
- Yeah.
765
00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:18,258
Weird funny.
766
00:45:18,342 --> 00:45:20,719
But that's kind of my speed.
767
00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:22,888
Weird funny,
that's totally my speed, too.
768
00:45:23,055 --> 00:45:24,973
- Great.
- Yeah. I know a joke.
769
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,517
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?
770
00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:27,768
- Please.
- Okay.
771
00:45:28,644 --> 00:45:30,938
A homosexual
and a man in a wheelchair
772
00:45:31,021 --> 00:45:33,232
are trying to murder
a very small child.
773
00:45:33,315 --> 00:45:35,609
- The cripple says to the homosexual--
- Whoa. Stop, stop.
774
00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:37,861
Stop! Where did you hear that?
775
00:45:38,028 --> 00:45:40,531
A robbery.
The gunman told it to the driver
776
00:45:40,697 --> 00:45:43,742
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorised it and told everyone.
777
00:45:43,909 --> 00:45:45,744
Word of advice?
778
00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:48,956
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of Free City.
779
00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:50,124
Trolls?
780
00:45:50,207 --> 00:45:51,542
Is that a swing set?
781
00:46:17,109 --> 00:46:18,527
Holy--
782
00:46:26,243 --> 00:46:28,537
Okay, this is too weird.
783
00:46:28,704 --> 00:46:31,665
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream,
and now swings?
784
00:46:31,832 --> 00:46:34,001
- This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.
785
00:46:34,168 --> 00:46:35,544
I thought the same thing.
786
00:46:35,711 --> 00:46:38,630
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.
787
00:46:40,132 --> 00:46:41,967
Growing up in my family, it was--
788
00:46:42,176 --> 00:46:44,428
You don't wanna hear this. No.
789
00:46:44,887 --> 00:46:47,014
Oh, I wanna hear everything.
790
00:46:47,097 --> 00:46:48,599
Oh.
791
00:46:48,932 --> 00:46:51,643
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.
792
00:46:52,144 --> 00:46:55,814
You had to win, and that pressure,
you know,
793
00:46:55,981 --> 00:46:57,941
it was just constant.
794
00:46:58,650 --> 00:47:01,945
But when I was in the back garden
on that little swing--
795
00:47:02,112 --> 00:47:03,238
You know that moment,
796
00:47:03,405 --> 00:47:07,242
that split second between
rising and falling,
797
00:47:07,409 --> 00:47:09,369
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.
798
00:47:09,453 --> 00:47:10,454
In love.
799
00:47:10,537 --> 00:47:12,748
Free. What you said. Yeah.
800
00:47:15,709 --> 00:47:17,711
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?
801
00:47:19,046 --> 00:47:20,339
You want to kiss me?
802
00:47:21,965 --> 00:47:23,842
I wanna kiss you so badly.
803
00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:25,469
You want to kiss me badly?
804
00:47:25,636 --> 00:47:27,012
- No!
- No?
805
00:47:27,179 --> 00:47:28,931
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.
806
00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:30,641
I mean, I'm an idiot,
807
00:47:30,807 --> 00:47:32,267
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.
808
00:47:32,434 --> 00:47:33,727
No, you're not. You're not.
809
00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:35,187
I mean, um,
810
00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:38,649
uh, if you know how to, go for it.
811
00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:39,983
I know how.
812
00:47:41,235 --> 00:47:42,236
Okay.
813
00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:45,906
Here goes.
814
00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:12,474
That was so much better than ice cream.
815
00:48:12,558 --> 00:48:13,934
Whoa!
816
00:48:14,017 --> 00:48:15,435
I think someone's at the door.
817
00:48:15,602 --> 00:48:16,603
I'll say.
818
00:48:16,770 --> 00:48:18,564
Well, this was great.
819
00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:19,856
Yeah, it was.
820
00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,733
Let's meet up again sometime soon.
Yeah?
821
00:48:21,817 --> 00:48:23,610
Yes. Definitely.
822
00:48:23,777 --> 00:48:25,153
Maybe in the real world.
823
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,405
What?
824
00:48:26,863 --> 00:48:28,240
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
825
00:48:28,407 --> 00:48:29,783
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.
826
00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,953
Bye, Molotov.
827
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,957
Hey, my real name is Millie.
828
00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:41,962
My real name continues to be Guy.
829
00:48:48,635 --> 00:48:51,972
Millie, open up! Millie, it's me,
it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
830
00:48:52,055 --> 00:48:54,766
Millie! It's me, open up!
831
00:48:54,850 --> 00:48:56,810
- What?
- You were right.
832
00:48:57,352 --> 00:48:59,229
- You were right.
- Oh, come on in.
833
00:48:59,396 --> 00:49:01,815
You were right.
Our code, it is in Free City
834
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:04,693
and, Millie, it works.
835
00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:06,361
Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.
836
00:49:06,528 --> 00:49:08,405
Just forget about that
for one second.
837
00:49:08,614 --> 00:49:10,782
I'm saying that our game, Life Itself,
838
00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:13,744
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...
839
00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:14,995
- Yeah?
- ...worked.
840
00:49:15,162 --> 00:49:16,788
- Keys.
- The AI worked.
841
00:49:16,955 --> 00:49:20,292
It's the reason why Free City is
so realistic and people love it so much.
842
00:49:20,459 --> 00:49:22,336
And of course it doesn't look the same.
843
00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:25,297
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,
844
00:49:25,464 --> 00:49:28,258
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.
845
00:49:28,425 --> 00:49:32,846
But the underlying code in the game
is the same. Our code.
846
00:49:33,013 --> 00:49:34,765
And Guy, I mean, he has evolved
way further
847
00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:35,849
than we thought was even possible.
848
00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:38,352
Wait, are you talking about the hacker
in the NPC skin?
849
00:49:38,518 --> 00:49:41,938
Millie, I'm talking about the fact
that Blue Shirt Guy...
850
00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:43,106
Yeah?
851
00:49:43,273 --> 00:49:44,691
...is not a player.
852
00:49:45,108 --> 00:49:47,944
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.
853
00:49:48,111 --> 00:49:50,280
I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.
854
00:49:50,364 --> 00:49:54,493
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.
855
00:49:55,952 --> 00:49:57,704
- No! No.
- I know.
856
00:49:57,871 --> 00:49:59,247
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
857
00:49:59,414 --> 00:50:00,791
- Guy? My Guy?
- Guy.
858
00:50:00,957 --> 00:50:02,125
- One who has been--
- Your Guy?
859
00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:03,418
- Holy--
- This is a good thing.
860
00:50:03,585 --> 00:50:05,087
No, it's really bad.
861
00:50:05,253 --> 00:50:08,423
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.
862
00:50:08,590 --> 00:50:09,925
We did it, Mills.
863
00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:14,971
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.
864
00:50:15,138 --> 00:50:18,058
Okay? Did you know
that the NPCs have private lives?
865
00:50:18,975 --> 00:50:21,103
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.
866
00:50:21,269 --> 00:50:23,271
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.
867
00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:25,357
I can't even froth my own oat milk
in the morning.
868
00:50:25,816 --> 00:50:28,068
And the Bombshell character in the game
869
00:50:28,235 --> 00:50:30,946
wrote a memoir
that's a searing indictment
870
00:50:31,113 --> 00:50:32,823
of gender roles, the patriarchy.
871
00:50:32,989 --> 00:50:34,783
It's a little preachy in parts
but, over all, it's pretty good.
872
00:50:34,950 --> 00:50:35,951
Millie, we have to celebrate!
873
00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:37,869
- No, this can't be happening.
- What are you talking about?
874
00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:40,539
- This is what we've been working for!
- No, I let him kiss me!
875
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,500
So, yeah.
876
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,422
I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?
877
00:50:48,588 --> 00:50:49,631
Guy.
878
00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:51,758
Guy?
879
00:50:51,842 --> 00:50:56,555
The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy
in, like, forever
880
00:50:56,722 --> 00:50:59,349
and of course he's not even real!
881
00:50:59,516 --> 00:51:00,851
Uh, there's not a button for that.
882
00:51:01,727 --> 00:51:03,186
Oh, he found the button.
883
00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:04,813
- Okay.
- Yeah.
884
00:51:04,896 --> 00:51:07,190
- I am-- I'm so confused...
- Why is it so hot?
885
00:51:07,357 --> 00:51:08,525
...and surprisingly curious.
886
00:51:09,192 --> 00:51:12,904
You let an artificially intelligent
887
00:51:12,988 --> 00:51:14,698
- video game character kiss you?
- Oh, okay,
888
00:51:14,781 --> 00:51:16,324
- can you just stop saying it like that?
- And then you thought that would be--
889
00:51:16,491 --> 00:51:18,368
Because you have got to meet him, Keys.
890
00:51:18,535 --> 00:51:21,496
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.
891
00:51:21,663 --> 00:51:23,915
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.
892
00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:27,544
Also, Millie, food for thought,
he's, like, four.
893
00:51:29,212 --> 00:51:30,839
- Really? You're gonna do that?
- Really.
894
00:51:31,006 --> 00:51:32,632
Wow, you just made that really creepy.
895
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,010
Millie, put all that aside.
896
00:51:35,093 --> 00:51:36,386
Weird or not,
when people find out about this,
897
00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:39,055
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.
898
00:51:39,222 --> 00:51:40,223
What?
899
00:51:40,307 --> 00:51:41,767
Oh, my God, if they see this--
900
00:51:42,225 --> 00:51:43,518
- What? What is it?
- Oh!
901
00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:45,020
Antwan. What else?
902
00:51:45,562 --> 00:51:47,981
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,
903
00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:50,233
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.
904
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,735
I think he's lying about Free City 1.
905
00:51:51,818 --> 00:51:52,861
What are you talking about?
906
00:51:52,944 --> 00:51:56,865
Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...
907
00:51:56,948 --> 00:51:59,075
...I mean, there's not even a single
character from Free City 1 on here.
908
00:51:59,242 --> 00:52:00,660
Free City 2 is not an update...
909
00:52:00,827 --> 00:52:02,120
- It's a replacement.
- Exactly.
910
00:52:02,287 --> 00:52:03,914
So when Free City 2 launches
on Monday--
911
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,375
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code,
everything, will be deleted.
912
00:52:07,542 --> 00:52:08,794
He can't do that.
913
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,130
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
914
00:52:15,759 --> 00:52:16,927
We're screwed.
915
00:52:17,636 --> 00:52:19,221
Maybe not.
916
00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:21,848
If we can find our original build
in the game,
917
00:52:22,015 --> 00:52:24,684
it'll prove that Antwan used our code
without properly licensing it.
918
00:52:24,851 --> 00:52:27,020
And we just have to find it
before Free City 2 launches.
919
00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,438
We have 48 hours.
920
00:52:28,605 --> 00:52:30,023
I've looked, Keys. You know I have.
921
00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:31,316
I know you have.
922
00:52:31,483 --> 00:52:33,860
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,
923
00:52:34,027 --> 00:52:35,529
maybe he can help?
924
00:52:35,695 --> 00:52:37,447
That would mean I'd have to tell him.
925
00:52:38,114 --> 00:52:40,992
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.
926
00:52:42,369 --> 00:52:43,620
His whole world's about to end.
927
00:52:44,371 --> 00:52:46,498
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?
928
00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:50,752
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
929
00:52:50,919 --> 00:52:52,921
- You got it.
- Guy?
930
00:52:53,088 --> 00:52:54,339
Hey! Hi!
931
00:52:54,506 --> 00:52:55,799
Guy, we need to talk.
932
00:52:56,174 --> 00:52:58,552
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?
933
00:52:58,718 --> 00:52:59,719
British.
934
00:52:59,803 --> 00:53:01,763
I think I know an Australian accent
when I see one.
935
00:53:02,556 --> 00:53:04,015
I turned off the accent filter.
936
00:53:05,475 --> 00:53:06,560
This is me.
937
00:53:07,018 --> 00:53:08,019
Good.
938
00:53:08,103 --> 00:53:10,230
Look, I have to tell you something
really important.
939
00:53:10,397 --> 00:53:11,481
Are you married?
940
00:53:11,565 --> 00:53:12,566
No.
941
00:53:12,649 --> 00:53:15,068
Oh, God.
942
00:53:16,111 --> 00:53:18,071
That would have been, like,
the worst thing ever.
943
00:53:18,238 --> 00:53:19,865
Maybe not the worst thing.
944
00:53:20,282 --> 00:53:21,449
Huh.
945
00:53:21,533 --> 00:53:23,159
I have to show you something.
946
00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:25,370
Okay.
947
00:53:30,792 --> 00:53:31,793
Wow!
948
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,920
I always wondered what was in here.
949
00:53:34,087 --> 00:53:36,298
Tune in to the Kill Cam
950
00:53:36,381 --> 00:53:37,841
for more of today's highlights
951
00:53:38,008 --> 00:53:41,636
of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.
952
00:53:42,262 --> 00:53:43,555
Has anyone seen my cat?
953
00:53:43,722 --> 00:53:47,309
Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.
954
00:53:48,518 --> 00:53:51,396
And there's Joe!
He's my friend, I know that guy.
955
00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:54,399
I don't get it. What is this place?
956
00:53:54,566 --> 00:53:58,945
There is no easy way to say this,
but this city is a game.
957
00:53:59,112 --> 00:54:01,364
There's no easy way to say this,
I know it's a game.
958
00:54:01,531 --> 00:54:03,283
- You taught me how to play it.
- Boop-boop.
959
00:54:03,450 --> 00:54:04,743
Yes, you're right, I did.
960
00:54:04,910 --> 00:54:07,954
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.
961
00:54:08,830 --> 00:54:11,458
It's a video game. And that's all it is.
962
00:54:12,167 --> 00:54:15,003
So the entire world is a game?
963
00:54:15,170 --> 00:54:16,171
Yes.
964
00:54:16,338 --> 00:54:18,173
And we're all just players in the game?
965
00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:20,425
Not exactly.
966
00:54:21,593 --> 00:54:22,886
I'm a player.
967
00:54:23,053 --> 00:54:26,264
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.
968
00:54:26,848 --> 00:54:28,391
But you only exist here.
969
00:54:28,558 --> 00:54:31,144
It's why you can never leave Free City.
970
00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:33,063
You're what we call an NPC.
971
00:54:33,229 --> 00:54:34,397
NPC.
972
00:54:34,564 --> 00:54:37,567
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,
973
00:54:37,651 --> 00:54:38,860
they called me that. What is an NPC?
974
00:54:39,027 --> 00:54:40,028
- Let's take...
- Just watch.
975
00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:41,112
...another look at that leaderboard.
976
00:54:41,196 --> 00:54:42,948
Everybody get down on the ground!
977
00:54:43,073 --> 00:54:44,658
Nobody try to be a hero.
978
00:54:44,741 --> 00:54:45,992
This will all be over soon.
979
00:54:46,159 --> 00:54:47,327
I don't understand.
980
00:54:47,494 --> 00:54:49,913
You're a non-player character.
981
00:54:49,996 --> 00:54:52,374
- Non...
- A background person.
982
00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:55,710
Someone designed to make the game
more fun for real people.
983
00:54:55,877 --> 00:54:58,088
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.
984
00:54:58,171 --> 00:54:59,297
I wanna make sure that
I'm getting this straight.
985
00:54:59,381 --> 00:55:01,424
I just wanna fully understand, here.
986
00:55:01,591 --> 00:55:03,593
So, I'm fake?
987
00:55:04,302 --> 00:55:07,472
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,
988
00:55:07,639 --> 00:55:10,976
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?
989
00:55:11,893 --> 00:55:15,063
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.
990
00:55:15,397 --> 00:55:18,316
You only think that
because it's in your programming.
991
00:55:24,823 --> 00:55:26,825
Guy, I need you to listen to me.
992
00:55:26,992 --> 00:55:29,661
In two days, the game
is gonna shut down. For good.
993
00:55:29,828 --> 00:55:32,330
When the sequel launches,
this whole city,
994
00:55:32,497 --> 00:55:34,833
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,
995
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,418
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.
996
00:55:36,584 --> 00:55:39,337
My whole life, I felt like there had
to be something more.
997
00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:41,214
And then I saw you.
998
00:55:41,798 --> 00:55:44,718
And I knew I was right.
I was right!
999
00:55:45,885 --> 00:55:48,138
And, for a second, I felt amazing.
1000
00:55:48,304 --> 00:55:50,056
- I know.
- Except you don't know.
1001
00:55:50,223 --> 00:55:52,350
Because we're not the same.
1002
00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:54,728
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.
1003
00:55:54,894 --> 00:55:56,855
We're not the same.
1004
00:55:57,022 --> 00:55:58,440
You're real.
1005
00:55:59,357 --> 00:56:00,984
And I'm what? I'm what?
1006
00:56:04,863 --> 00:56:06,031
You're not.
1007
00:56:09,325 --> 00:56:10,410
You're not.
1008
00:56:11,494 --> 00:56:14,497
Well, I may not be real,
but, for a second there,
1009
00:56:14,956 --> 00:56:16,791
I felt pretty alive.
1010
00:57:18,770 --> 00:57:21,815
It's all a lie!
1011
00:57:27,403 --> 00:57:29,364
Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
1012
00:57:29,531 --> 00:57:31,950
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.
1013
00:57:32,117 --> 00:57:34,119
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
1014
00:57:34,285 --> 00:57:35,286
Until it crushes your soul.
1015
00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:38,832
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...
1016
00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:40,875
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
1017
00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:44,963
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.
1018
00:57:45,130 --> 00:57:47,423
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,
1019
00:57:47,590 --> 00:57:50,718
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.
1020
00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:53,012
They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.
1021
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:54,681
No thumbs!
1022
00:57:55,473 --> 00:57:58,476
Don't you get it?
Don't any of you get it?
1023
00:57:59,144 --> 00:58:03,439
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!
1024
00:58:03,606 --> 00:58:06,442
That building, that's fake!
This street...
1025
00:58:06,526 --> 00:58:07,819
...it's fake!
1026
00:58:07,986 --> 00:58:09,070
That car--
1027
00:58:15,577 --> 00:58:16,744
Officer Johnny!
1028
00:58:16,911 --> 00:58:18,079
Have a good one, Guy.
1029
00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:28,006
Oh, hey, uh--
1030
00:58:29,591 --> 00:58:30,675
Come in.
1031
00:58:40,810 --> 00:58:42,061
Here you go.
1032
00:58:42,228 --> 00:58:43,229
Thank you.
1033
00:58:44,355 --> 00:58:45,356
Buddy,
1034
00:58:45,523 --> 00:58:50,904
what would you do if you found out
that you weren't real?
1035
00:58:52,363 --> 00:58:53,489
What do you mean?
1036
00:58:54,115 --> 00:58:55,116
Pretend with me.
1037
00:58:55,283 --> 00:58:56,868
Okay, so,
1038
00:58:57,035 --> 00:58:58,703
can I pretend I'm a ghost?
1039
00:59:00,205 --> 00:59:01,206
Sure.
1040
00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:04,667
Oh. Do I look like how I look like now?
Or whenever I die?
1041
00:59:04,834 --> 00:59:05,960
Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?
1042
00:59:06,085 --> 00:59:07,086
- This is kind of funeral...
- Doesn't matter.
1043
00:59:07,170 --> 00:59:09,088
...but even though it's a
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
1044
00:59:09,255 --> 00:59:11,007
Let's move on from the concept, okay?
1045
00:59:11,674 --> 00:59:13,635
Got it.
1046
00:59:13,718 --> 00:59:16,721
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,
1047
00:59:16,888 --> 00:59:18,264
- but I get it.
- Yeah.
1048
00:59:18,431 --> 00:59:22,936
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.
1049
00:59:24,103 --> 00:59:27,148
I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?
1050
00:59:27,815 --> 00:59:29,692
I'm sorry. "So what?"
1051
00:59:29,859 --> 00:59:30,860
Yeah. So what?
1052
00:59:30,944 --> 00:59:32,820
But if you're not real,
1053
00:59:32,904 --> 00:59:35,490
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?
1054
00:59:35,657 --> 00:59:38,534
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here
1055
00:59:38,701 --> 00:59:42,080
with my best friend, trying to help him
get through a tough time.
1056
00:59:42,622 --> 00:59:47,043
Right? And even if I'm not real,
this moment is.
1057
00:59:48,461 --> 00:59:52,715
Right here, right now,
this moment is real.
1058
00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:56,678
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?
1059
00:59:57,679 --> 01:00:02,392
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.
1060
01:00:05,144 --> 01:00:07,188
Do you know the other security guards?
1061
01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:09,023
I know 'em all. Why?
1062
01:00:09,857 --> 01:00:11,401
Hey, Buddy...
1063
01:00:11,567 --> 01:00:13,569
let's not have a good day,
1064
01:00:14,821 --> 01:00:16,239
let's have a great day.
1065
01:00:17,949 --> 01:00:19,033
Guy, what are we doin' here?
1066
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,661
We're here to get a video clip
for my friend Millie.
1067
01:00:21,828 --> 01:00:23,162
Does this look intimidating?
1068
01:00:23,746 --> 01:00:25,748
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?
1069
01:00:33,589 --> 01:00:35,341
You have something I want.
1070
01:00:35,883 --> 01:00:37,593
And you're gonna hand it over.
1071
01:00:39,887 --> 01:00:41,014
How'd you get in here?
1072
01:00:41,431 --> 01:00:43,433
Easy. I know your security guard.
1073
01:00:44,058 --> 01:00:45,059
Jimmy?
1074
01:00:45,226 --> 01:00:46,394
His name is Luigi.
1075
01:00:46,561 --> 01:00:48,146
So, if you took some time
to learn his name,
1076
01:00:48,313 --> 01:00:49,939
maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.
1077
01:00:50,106 --> 01:00:53,401
I need a video clip,
and you're gonna give it to me.
1078
01:00:53,901 --> 01:00:55,611
Wait a minute, are you--
1079
01:00:56,571 --> 01:00:57,697
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
1080
01:00:57,864 --> 01:00:58,906
Yeah, maybe.
1081
01:00:59,073 --> 01:01:01,951
Holy shit! You're Guy!
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
1082
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,202
- Yeah.
- I love you.
1083
01:01:03,369 --> 01:01:04,662
- You do?
- I mean,
1084
01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:06,164
I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome.
1085
01:01:06,331 --> 01:01:07,373
You can have anything you want.
1086
01:01:07,540 --> 01:01:08,541
Wait, hold on one second.
1087
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,626
Gamers, listen up,
this is Revenjamin Buttons here.
1088
01:01:10,793 --> 01:01:11,794
I'm here with Guy.
1089
01:01:11,878 --> 01:01:14,380
The Guy, he's in my stash house,
and he's here to rob me.
1090
01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:15,631
Can I get a little--
1091
01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:18,926
- "what-what" for my followers, Guy?
- What?
1092
01:01:19,093 --> 01:01:20,595
Perfect.
All right, so what's happening is...
1093
01:01:20,762 --> 01:01:22,347
Guy's looking for a clip
1094
01:01:22,513 --> 01:01:25,058
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.
1095
01:01:26,976 --> 01:01:28,394
Who are you talking to?
1096
01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:31,314
I'm sorry.
1097
01:01:31,481 --> 01:01:34,567
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.
1098
01:01:34,650 --> 01:01:35,651
Right?
1099
01:01:35,735 --> 01:01:38,237
You're good. Oh, anyway--
1100
01:01:38,404 --> 01:01:41,657
And you, you tried to steal it from me
with that Molotov chick.
1101
01:01:41,824 --> 01:01:42,825
Her name's Millie.
1102
01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:45,161
- Yeah. Wait, who?
- Millie.
1103
01:01:45,328 --> 01:01:46,496
I think it's going really well.
1104
01:01:46,662 --> 01:01:49,957
I know. This is literally the first time
I took my gun out the holster.
1105
01:01:50,124 --> 01:01:51,167
Totally. Right?
1106
01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:54,712
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.
1107
01:01:54,879 --> 01:01:56,089
And I never found it again.
1108
01:01:56,255 --> 01:01:58,049
So I'm the only one that ever saw
what was on the other side.
1109
01:01:58,216 --> 01:01:59,717
But it's all here, check it out.
1110
01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:01,761
It's pretty cool, actually.
It's like a whole other world.
1111
01:02:02,553 --> 01:02:04,764
- This is it? This is the game clip?
- Yeah, that's it.
1112
01:02:04,931 --> 01:02:08,142
Can you do one, single,
just one solid for me?
1113
01:02:08,309 --> 01:02:09,602
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
- Yeah.
1114
01:02:09,685 --> 01:02:10,686
Just say my catchphrase.
1115
01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:12,063
My viewers
will just banana cream sandwich
1116
01:02:12,146 --> 01:02:13,147
all over themselves if you say it.
1117
01:02:13,231 --> 01:02:14,857
I love banana cream sandwiches.
1118
01:02:15,024 --> 01:02:16,025
Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.
1119
01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:17,151
Yeah, this one.
1120
01:02:17,276 --> 01:02:19,404
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say,
"You know what time it is?"
1121
01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:21,697
- You know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?
1122
01:02:21,864 --> 01:02:22,865
You know what time it is?
1123
01:02:23,032 --> 01:02:24,033
You know what time it is?
1124
01:02:24,117 --> 01:02:25,326
You know what time it is?
1125
01:02:25,493 --> 01:02:26,702
You know what time it is?
1126
01:02:26,869 --> 01:02:28,204
You know what time it is?
1127
01:02:28,579 --> 01:02:30,331
It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
1128
01:02:30,706 --> 01:02:31,707
It's crime o'cl--
1129
01:02:31,874 --> 01:02:33,126
No, I can't say that. It's not--
1130
01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:35,253
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.
1131
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:37,255
- All right, you know what time it is?
- No.
1132
01:02:37,422 --> 01:02:39,298
It's crime o'cl-- Mum!
1133
01:02:39,465 --> 01:02:40,758
Mum! Are you serious with the
1134
01:02:40,925 --> 01:02:42,135
vacuum right now?
1135
01:02:42,301 --> 01:02:44,429
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my
1136
01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:45,888
catchphrase! Everybody's watching!
1137
01:02:46,055 --> 01:02:47,223
- God!
- You're 22,
1138
01:02:47,348 --> 01:02:48,933
living in my house, there is no God!
1139
01:02:49,016 --> 01:02:50,017
Sorry, Guy.
1140
01:02:50,184 --> 01:02:53,229
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.
1141
01:02:53,396 --> 01:02:54,981
No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.
1142
01:02:55,148 --> 01:02:56,858
- I'm sorry, what?
- You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
1143
01:02:57,024 --> 01:02:59,318
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me!
1144
01:02:59,485 --> 01:03:01,654
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
1145
01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:03,823
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.
1146
01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:05,366
What? What'd you say?
1147
01:03:08,161 --> 01:03:09,162
That's deep.
1148
01:03:09,245 --> 01:03:10,329
No, it's not.
1149
01:03:10,496 --> 01:03:11,497
That's like I can taste you, deep.
1150
01:03:11,664 --> 01:03:15,460
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.
1151
01:03:15,543 --> 01:03:16,544
I know what you want.
1152
01:03:16,669 --> 01:03:17,753
I don't want that.
1153
01:03:17,837 --> 01:03:18,838
Yeah, you do.
1154
01:03:18,963 --> 01:03:20,089
That's touching.
1155
01:03:20,256 --> 01:03:21,382
- They're touching.
- Yeah.
1156
01:03:22,008 --> 01:03:23,009
I know what you want.
1157
01:03:23,176 --> 01:03:24,385
Yes, I do.
1158
01:03:24,886 --> 01:03:27,305
You want a little bit
of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
1159
01:03:27,472 --> 01:03:29,056
- No.
- Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
1160
01:03:29,265 --> 01:03:31,058
The way you move,
it's almost dirty.
1161
01:03:31,225 --> 01:03:32,477
What about a little Thanos Glove...
1162
01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:36,230
into a little bit of Thanos Snap?
1163
01:03:36,397 --> 01:03:38,149
- Oh. That looked like it hurt.
- Yeah, a little bit.
1164
01:03:38,316 --> 01:03:39,484
A little Sunday Drive.
1165
01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:41,194
You have a beautiful home.
1166
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,697
- Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
- Bye, Mr. Buttons.
1167
01:03:44,864 --> 01:03:47,241
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.
1168
01:03:47,408 --> 01:03:49,368
Mum! Do not touch that sock!
1169
01:03:49,535 --> 01:03:51,162
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock
1170
01:03:51,329 --> 01:03:53,331
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!
1171
01:03:53,498 --> 01:03:56,709
No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
1172
01:04:01,756 --> 01:04:03,049
Millie, please.
1173
01:04:03,758 --> 01:04:05,927
Please wake up from your standing coma.
1174
01:04:06,093 --> 01:04:08,554
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you
1175
01:04:08,638 --> 01:04:10,640
and you can come and go, but, to me,
1176
01:04:10,806 --> 01:04:13,184
this place, these people,
that's all I have.
1177
01:04:13,351 --> 01:04:15,394
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that
1178
01:04:15,561 --> 01:04:17,939
but you gotta wake up, please.
1179
01:04:18,105 --> 01:04:19,732
Millie, I'm sorry for running away.
1180
01:04:19,899 --> 01:04:21,567
Guy?
1181
01:04:22,818 --> 01:04:24,779
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.
1182
01:04:24,862 --> 01:04:25,988
I know, I know.
1183
01:04:26,155 --> 01:04:27,156
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1184
01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:30,243
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.
1185
01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:32,161
We're done with that.
1186
01:04:33,955 --> 01:04:34,956
I got you a present.
1187
01:04:36,290 --> 01:04:37,500
I didn't have time to wrap it.
1188
01:04:38,626 --> 01:04:39,710
What?
1189
01:04:47,593 --> 01:04:51,097
They say over
a billion NPCs are killed every year.
1190
01:04:51,264 --> 01:04:55,893
Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.
1191
01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:59,397
I used to shoot
all the secondary characters
1192
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:00,982
when I was bored, you know?
1193
01:05:01,148 --> 01:05:04,485
And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.
1194
01:05:04,652 --> 01:05:07,363
Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
1195
01:05:07,530 --> 01:05:09,490
But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'
1196
01:05:09,574 --> 01:05:11,242
about NPCs and how I play the game.
1197
01:05:11,409 --> 01:05:13,911
The game wasn't even made
for someone like this,
1198
01:05:13,995 --> 01:05:15,538
for a player to be a good guy.
1199
01:05:15,621 --> 01:05:16,872
He's also a really cute guy.
1200
01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:19,709
And not just the face, you know,
like, the whole thing.
1201
01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,752
And, honestly, it's got me realising,
1202
01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:24,422
maybe we've been thinking
about NPCs wrong this whole time.
1203
01:05:24,589 --> 01:05:26,465
I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?
1204
01:05:26,632 --> 01:05:28,342
Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.
1205
01:05:28,509 --> 01:05:30,886
He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?
1206
01:05:31,053 --> 01:05:32,930
Like, he reminds us of what's possible.
1207
01:05:33,097 --> 01:05:34,432
Also, he's, like, crazy hot.
1208
01:05:34,599 --> 01:05:37,602
Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.
1209
01:05:37,768 --> 01:05:39,020
We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.
1210
01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:40,521
Maybe we just stop the killing.
1211
01:05:40,605 --> 01:05:42,898
He's dead! You hear me?
1212
01:05:43,065 --> 01:05:44,609
The guy, put him up here.
1213
01:05:44,817 --> 01:05:47,069
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.
1214
01:05:47,236 --> 01:05:50,781
Make me see him. There he is.
1215
01:05:50,948 --> 01:05:53,492
Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.
1216
01:05:53,659 --> 01:05:54,910
I thought you liked Blue Shirt.
1217
01:05:55,077 --> 01:05:56,871
Don't say words to me!
1218
01:05:57,038 --> 01:05:59,957
People are so busy watching this loser
on Twitch and YouTube.
1219
01:06:00,124 --> 01:06:01,125
You know what they're not doing, guys?
1220
01:06:01,292 --> 01:06:02,585
Buying Free City 2.
1221
01:06:02,752 --> 01:06:04,629
- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.
1222
01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:06,589
60. That's bad.
1223
01:06:06,756 --> 01:06:09,133
Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.
1224
01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,010
Yeah, he's gone viral.
1225
01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:14,847
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!
1226
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,892
Inoperable!
1227
01:06:18,309 --> 01:06:19,602
You know,
this whole good guy routine,
1228
01:06:19,769 --> 01:06:22,563
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.
1229
01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:25,066
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.
1230
01:06:25,232 --> 01:06:26,233
You can't.
1231
01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:28,027
Oh, I'm sorry, what?
1232
01:06:28,194 --> 01:06:29,195
You can't.
1233
01:06:29,445 --> 01:06:30,446
Why not?
1234
01:06:30,529 --> 01:06:33,324
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.
1235
01:06:33,491 --> 01:06:35,242
You're tryin' to tell me that
all this shit
1236
01:06:35,326 --> 01:06:37,370
about a self-aware NPC is real?
1237
01:06:37,536 --> 01:06:40,581
Yeah. I don't know how or why,
but he's real.
1238
01:06:41,791 --> 01:06:43,542
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
1239
01:06:46,295 --> 01:06:48,255
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
1240
01:06:48,422 --> 01:06:50,549
What to do? What to do?
Got it.
1241
01:06:52,301 --> 01:06:53,636
And kip-up!
1242
01:06:57,306 --> 01:06:58,724
So we can't kick him out of the game.
1243
01:06:58,891 --> 01:07:01,686
How do we reset his AI?
Ideas, people. Come on.
1244
01:07:01,852 --> 01:07:02,978
Hit me. Ideas.
1245
01:07:03,688 --> 01:07:05,022
You could just reboot the server.
1246
01:07:05,272 --> 01:07:06,273
Keep talking.
1247
01:07:06,357 --> 01:07:07,692
If we reboot the server
1248
01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:10,611
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.
1249
01:07:11,112 --> 01:07:13,155
- Solution.
- Antwan.
1250
01:07:13,322 --> 01:07:14,740
Antwan,
you're talking about terminating
1251
01:07:14,907 --> 01:07:16,575
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent
1252
01:07:16,659 --> 01:07:17,702
life-form right now, okay?
1253
01:07:17,868 --> 01:07:19,328
Honey, honey. Shush.
1254
01:07:20,287 --> 01:07:21,497
He's losing me money.
1255
01:07:21,664 --> 01:07:25,084
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader.
1256
01:07:25,251 --> 01:07:26,752
Terminate him. Reboot.
1257
01:07:26,919 --> 01:07:28,504
- On it.
- You can't do that.
1258
01:07:28,671 --> 01:07:29,672
Reboot!
1259
01:07:39,598 --> 01:07:42,435
Order up and drown your bloodlust
1260
01:07:42,601 --> 01:07:45,062
with a tall glass of murderjuice.
1261
01:07:45,229 --> 01:07:47,022
Here's this week's highlights.
1262
01:07:47,356 --> 01:07:49,400
He's very expressive with his body.
1263
01:07:49,483 --> 01:07:50,484
Clearly.
1264
01:07:50,568 --> 01:07:51,777
What is that?
1265
01:07:51,861 --> 01:07:53,237
It's a whole new world over there.
1266
01:07:53,404 --> 01:07:54,613
Some kinda paradise and shit.
1267
01:07:54,905 --> 01:07:56,365
Oh, my God, that's it.
1268
01:07:56,532 --> 01:08:00,870
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.
1269
01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:03,038
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.
1270
01:08:03,205 --> 01:08:04,540
I've seen this place.
1271
01:08:04,707 --> 01:08:06,000
What?
1272
01:08:11,714 --> 01:08:12,715
Yeah.
1273
01:08:12,798 --> 01:08:14,967
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it?
1274
01:08:19,388 --> 01:08:21,265
Millie? Millie?
1275
01:09:06,477 --> 01:09:08,562
We're dark. Free City is offline.
1276
01:09:16,278 --> 01:09:18,322
What is happening?
1277
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,578
Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
1278
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,039
No, no, no.
1279
01:09:45,808 --> 01:09:47,059
It's okay. Come on.
1280
01:09:52,731 --> 01:09:54,233
Come on.
1281
01:09:54,775 --> 01:09:56,819
Come on, come on, come on.
1282
01:10:02,658 --> 01:10:03,951
Good morning, Goldie.
1283
01:10:08,747 --> 01:10:11,250
Front of warm, dry gunfire...
1284
01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:12,960
mixed with late afternoon stabbings...
1285
01:10:13,127 --> 01:10:15,004
could leave you in the streets wet
with the blood of innocents
1286
01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:17,131
by early Tuesday night.
1287
01:10:17,298 --> 01:10:19,884
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?
1288
01:10:20,050 --> 01:10:21,677
Nobody knows.
1289
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:23,345
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1290
01:10:23,512 --> 01:10:24,638
Guy, can we talk?
1291
01:10:24,805 --> 01:10:25,890
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?
1292
01:10:25,973 --> 01:10:26,974
I don't know. Keep walking.
1293
01:10:27,057 --> 01:10:28,392
Come on, Guy! You know me.
1294
01:10:28,559 --> 01:10:29,560
You know this.
1295
01:10:30,603 --> 01:10:32,313
You said this clip showed a place
you'd seen before.
1296
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:33,480
I need to know where.
1297
01:10:34,398 --> 01:10:36,066
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.
1298
01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:38,986
Please try to remember.
This is really important.
1299
01:10:39,778 --> 01:10:42,990
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?
1300
01:10:43,157 --> 01:10:44,366
Oh, my Guy loves swings.
1301
01:10:44,533 --> 01:10:46,619
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.
1302
01:10:46,785 --> 01:10:47,786
- Have you been?
- Yes.
1303
01:10:47,953 --> 01:10:49,288
We had bubble gum ice cream.
1304
01:10:49,455 --> 01:10:52,166
OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!
1305
01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:53,751
He loves the bubble gum ice cream.
1306
01:10:53,918 --> 01:10:55,878
Yes, I know.
We had it together, remember?
1307
01:10:57,129 --> 01:10:59,465
Please, Guy, you're all I've got.
1308
01:11:03,677 --> 01:11:06,388
I'm sorry, lady.
I think you have the wrong guy.
1309
01:11:07,389 --> 01:11:09,850
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1310
01:11:23,864 --> 01:11:24,907
Hello?
1311
01:11:25,074 --> 01:11:26,075
I might've found something.
1312
01:11:26,158 --> 01:11:29,411
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there,
1313
01:11:29,578 --> 01:11:31,622
even now, after the wipe.
1314
01:11:31,705 --> 01:11:32,706
What's the point?
1315
01:11:32,790 --> 01:11:35,501
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion
miracle. We can't replicate that.
1316
01:11:35,668 --> 01:11:37,336
I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.
1317
01:11:37,503 --> 01:11:40,089
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?
1318
01:11:40,255 --> 01:11:43,133
A reboot,
it doesn't erase his AI coding.
1319
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:45,469
You literally would have to destroy
the servers to do that.
1320
01:11:45,636 --> 01:11:48,013
His AI is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.
1321
01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:50,182
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.
1322
01:11:50,349 --> 01:11:52,518
Just look at the trace log I sent you.
1323
01:11:52,685 --> 01:11:54,269
It'll explain everything.
1324
01:12:08,075 --> 01:12:09,451
Now, from the beginning...
1325
01:12:09,618 --> 01:12:12,413
Guy's behaviour is much more complex
than it should be,
1326
01:12:12,496 --> 01:12:14,206
thanks to our code.
1327
01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:15,749
But he's still stuck in Free City.
1328
01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:18,210
He's still stuck in this life,
this loop.
1329
01:12:18,293 --> 01:12:22,006
And, then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?
1330
01:12:22,172 --> 01:12:23,966
And then I remembered.
1331
01:12:24,133 --> 01:12:27,761
One of the characters from Life Itself
was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
1332
01:12:27,928 --> 01:12:31,932
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.
1333
01:12:32,099 --> 01:12:34,351
It was essentially the building blocks
of the character.
1334
01:12:34,518 --> 01:12:38,522
But he never stopped hoping that
he would meet "the girl of his dreams".
1335
01:12:38,689 --> 01:12:40,232
So I had to base this girl
off of someone,
1336
01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:44,028
and who better than the person
that I was sitting next to every day?
1337
01:12:44,194 --> 01:12:45,195
You.
1338
01:12:45,362 --> 01:12:46,864
But then, one day,
1339
01:12:47,031 --> 01:12:49,491
he meets you in Free City,
and once he sees you
1340
01:12:49,658 --> 01:12:51,076
he can never be the same.
1341
01:12:51,243 --> 01:12:54,997
He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive
1342
01:12:55,164 --> 01:12:57,791
until, eventually, he is alive.
1343
01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:01,211
You changed him, Millie.
1344
01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:05,674
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.
1345
01:13:05,841 --> 01:13:08,052
You brought him to life, Millie.
1346
01:13:09,178 --> 01:13:11,221
You brought him to life.
1347
01:13:11,388 --> 01:13:13,724
And he was alive because
he met the one pers--
1348
01:13:15,434 --> 01:13:16,643
Don't have a good day...
1349
01:13:17,686 --> 01:13:18,812
have a great day.
1350
01:13:18,979 --> 01:13:20,105
Thank you.
1351
01:13:20,564 --> 01:13:21,648
Take care.
1352
01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:23,233
Everybody down on the ground!
1353
01:13:23,817 --> 01:13:26,111
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
1354
01:13:26,278 --> 01:13:27,279
Okay.
1355
01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:28,947
Everybody except you.
1356
01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:34,203
Door, door, door. I got it.
1357
01:13:34,369 --> 01:13:35,621
Please, I have a goldfish.
1358
01:13:35,788 --> 01:13:36,914
Look, I don't have long.
1359
01:13:37,081 --> 01:13:39,208
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.
1360
01:13:39,374 --> 01:13:41,168
Badges? Is that like
a Girl Scout thing? What is that?
1361
01:13:41,251 --> 01:13:42,252
There is something
inside you, Guy.
1362
01:13:42,336 --> 01:13:43,337
What? I don't want
anything inside of me.
1363
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:44,421
They stuck you
in that bank and
1364
01:13:44,505 --> 01:13:45,547
expected you
to just follow the rules...
1365
01:13:45,631 --> 01:13:47,382
- I love the bank.
- ...and do the same thing every day.
1366
01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:49,635
- You are so much more than that.
- I don't wanna be more than that.
1367
01:13:49,802 --> 01:13:51,470
No, and I need you to remember it.
1368
01:13:51,637 --> 01:13:53,639
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?
1369
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:54,723
Put these on.
1370
01:13:54,807 --> 01:13:56,350
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.
1371
01:13:56,517 --> 01:13:58,602
True. The choice is totally yours.
1372
01:13:58,769 --> 01:14:00,479
Okay. Okay. Fine.
1373
01:14:05,234 --> 01:14:07,277
What is that?
1374
01:14:07,444 --> 01:14:09,154
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?
1375
01:14:09,238 --> 01:14:10,239
Listen carefully.
1376
01:14:10,364 --> 01:14:13,200
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,
1377
01:14:13,283 --> 01:14:15,494
it's all gonna disappear for good.
1378
01:14:15,661 --> 01:14:17,121
Can you please just let me go?
1379
01:14:17,287 --> 01:14:18,705
I mean, I haven't really even
seen your face.
1380
01:14:18,872 --> 01:14:20,165
I mean, I've seen the general area,
1381
01:14:20,249 --> 01:14:21,834
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.
1382
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,377
Not really good with words in general.
1383
01:14:24,545 --> 01:14:26,088
- Screw it.
- What? Oh!
1384
01:15:04,126 --> 01:15:05,252
I remember.
1385
01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:07,713
Welcome back.
1386
01:15:08,338 --> 01:15:11,300
No. I remember everything.
1387
01:15:12,092 --> 01:15:13,093
Come with me.
1388
01:15:13,969 --> 01:15:17,014
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.
1389
01:15:20,392 --> 01:15:21,894
Do you see that?
1390
01:15:22,060 --> 01:15:23,520
Right there.
1391
01:15:24,146 --> 01:15:25,564
Oh, my God.
1392
01:15:27,024 --> 01:15:28,483
Oh, my God!
1393
01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:32,196
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...
1394
01:15:32,362 --> 01:15:34,531
but he forgot to scrub the reflections.
1395
01:15:35,616 --> 01:15:37,326
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.
1396
01:15:38,452 --> 01:15:40,120
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.
1397
01:15:40,287 --> 01:15:42,998
You can't go past the water line.
I tried.
1398
01:15:43,165 --> 01:15:44,208
We need help.
1399
01:15:45,459 --> 01:15:47,502
Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight
1400
01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:49,588
in the one place no one can even get to.
1401
01:15:49,755 --> 01:15:50,756
I can't even believe
1402
01:15:50,839 --> 01:15:51,840
he's smart enough to be this diabolical.
1403
01:15:51,924 --> 01:15:53,425
Keys, I need you to focus.
1404
01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:57,095
Okay. So, the reflection shows the build
past the southern horizon.
1405
01:15:57,262 --> 01:15:59,348
But the game physics
won't allow you past the beach.
1406
01:15:59,514 --> 01:16:02,100
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?
1407
01:16:02,184 --> 01:16:03,185
We're gonna need a bridge.
1408
01:16:03,477 --> 01:16:05,520
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.
1409
01:16:05,687 --> 01:16:06,897
And, Millie,
1410
01:16:07,397 --> 01:16:08,649
be careful.
1411
01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:10,734
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.
1412
01:16:10,901 --> 01:16:13,445
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.
1413
01:16:13,612 --> 01:16:14,613
You're right.
1414
01:16:14,780 --> 01:16:18,033
Um, hi, Millie,
and other person I can't see,
1415
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,493
w-- I have an idea.
1416
01:16:19,660 --> 01:16:21,411
What if he has nothing to throw?
1417
01:16:23,288 --> 01:16:26,124
Everyone! Gather round!
1418
01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:28,961
Thank you for coming.
1419
01:16:29,795 --> 01:16:31,004
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
1420
01:16:31,171 --> 01:16:32,673
NPCs: Hi, Guy.
1421
01:16:33,340 --> 01:16:34,341
Hi.
1422
01:16:35,217 --> 01:16:37,970
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.
1423
01:16:38,887 --> 01:16:40,264
Really hard to understand.
1424
01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:45,227
But, are you sick
of living in the background?
1425
01:16:46,561 --> 01:16:48,313
Aren't you sick of being shot at?
1426
01:16:48,397 --> 01:16:49,398
Enough.
1427
01:16:49,481 --> 01:16:51,108
- Taken hostage?
- No more.
1428
01:16:51,191 --> 01:16:52,484
- Run over?
- We done with that.
1429
01:16:52,651 --> 01:16:54,736
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?
1430
01:16:54,903 --> 01:16:56,280
We are tired of being stabbed!
1431
01:16:56,446 --> 01:16:57,614
- Buddy!
- Sorry.
1432
01:16:57,781 --> 01:16:59,408
What are you trying to say, Guy?
1433
01:16:59,574 --> 01:17:02,536
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.
1434
01:17:02,703 --> 01:17:03,745
Things can be different.
1435
01:17:03,912 --> 01:17:04,955
Different how?
1436
01:17:05,539 --> 01:17:07,541
For starters,
you can put your arms down.
1437
01:17:07,624 --> 01:17:08,625
Yeah.
1438
01:17:10,669 --> 01:17:13,380
There you go. You got it. Yeah.
1439
01:17:13,547 --> 01:17:15,048
Keep pushing. There you go.
1440
01:17:15,340 --> 01:17:17,092
- Breathe through it. There you go.
- Do it. Do it. Do it.
1441
01:17:17,259 --> 01:17:18,635
- No, not gonna happen.
- Nope.
1442
01:17:18,802 --> 01:17:19,886
That feels unnatural.
1443
01:17:20,053 --> 01:17:22,222
I mean, what about when someone
runs in with a gun?
1444
01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:24,725
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.
1445
01:17:24,891 --> 01:17:29,604
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?
1446
01:17:29,771 --> 01:17:30,814
- What?
- What?
1447
01:17:31,398 --> 01:17:32,566
There's always a guy with a gun.
1448
01:17:32,733 --> 01:17:34,276
So many guys with guns.
1449
01:17:34,860 --> 01:17:38,113
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?
1450
01:17:39,489 --> 01:17:41,199
What if we can change it?
1451
01:17:41,366 --> 01:17:46,246
Millie! How many times a day
are the banks robbed in your world?
1452
01:17:46,413 --> 01:17:47,831
Hardly ever, Guy.
1453
01:17:47,956 --> 01:17:49,791
What about corpses, Millie?
1454
01:17:49,958 --> 01:17:50,959
- What?
- You see a lot of those?
1455
01:17:51,126 --> 01:17:52,461
How many an hour?
1456
01:17:52,627 --> 01:17:54,046
None per hour, Guy.
1457
01:17:54,212 --> 01:17:55,547
What about gun violence?
1458
01:17:56,048 --> 01:17:57,758
See a lot of gun violence in your world?
1459
01:17:57,924 --> 01:18:01,094
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy.
It's a massive problem.
1460
01:18:03,013 --> 01:18:04,014
I didn't see that coming.
1461
01:18:04,181 --> 01:18:05,432
It's true. It really sucks.
1462
01:18:06,641 --> 01:18:10,854
The point is, we don't have
to be spectators to our own lives.
1463
01:18:11,772 --> 01:18:13,398
We can be whatever we want.
1464
01:18:13,565 --> 01:18:15,067
We can't all be you, Guy.
1465
01:18:15,275 --> 01:18:16,526
That's not true.
1466
01:18:17,903 --> 01:18:21,031
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.
1467
01:18:21,114 --> 01:18:22,115
NPCs: What?
1468
01:18:22,199 --> 01:18:25,160
It's inside of each and every
one of you. You're growing.
1469
01:18:25,327 --> 01:18:28,455
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...
1470
01:18:28,622 --> 01:18:29,623
A cappuccino.
1471
01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:31,375
...a goddamn difference in the world.
1472
01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:32,709
Much, much better.
1473
01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:33,877
And a green tea boba.
1474
01:18:34,002 --> 01:18:35,587
- Holy shit!
- That's right!
1475
01:18:35,754 --> 01:18:37,172
You go, girl.
1476
01:18:37,339 --> 01:18:38,423
Oh, my God, you're amazing!
1477
01:18:38,590 --> 01:18:40,217
If I could just make it out
past that water,
1478
01:18:40,384 --> 01:18:42,386
there's a world out there
where we can be free.
1479
01:18:42,552 --> 01:18:44,554
Where we get to decide who we wanna be.
1480
01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:47,015
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.
1481
01:18:47,182 --> 01:18:48,934
We have to fight together.
1482
01:18:49,101 --> 01:18:50,394
NPCs: Yeah!
1483
01:18:51,269 --> 01:18:53,563
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.
1484
01:18:53,730 --> 01:18:55,232
But that shit ends today.
1485
01:18:55,357 --> 01:18:56,358
Yeah!
1486
01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:58,610
I don't even know
what's happening right now!
1487
01:18:58,693 --> 01:18:59,694
But I love it!
1488
01:19:01,279 --> 01:19:02,614
I love it!
1489
01:19:03,824 --> 01:19:04,825
I love it!
1490
01:19:04,991 --> 01:19:06,910
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!
1491
01:19:07,077 --> 01:19:09,955
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!
1492
01:19:16,169 --> 01:19:17,879
Everybody get down on the ground!
1493
01:19:22,968 --> 01:19:24,010
Hello?
1494
01:19:25,595 --> 01:19:27,514
Where the hell is everybody?
1495
01:19:28,348 --> 01:19:30,016
Hello?
1496
01:19:40,485 --> 01:19:42,362
Where are all the NPCs?
1497
01:19:51,163 --> 01:19:53,832
Look, I've been playing
Free City for, like, three years now.
1498
01:19:53,999 --> 01:19:55,417
I've never seen anything like this.
1499
01:19:55,584 --> 01:19:56,918
Up until recently,
1500
01:19:57,002 --> 01:19:59,796
I don't even know if I'd have noticed
a few NPCs going missing.
1501
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:02,841
And I don't know if this is just
some whack Reddit theory
1502
01:20:03,008 --> 01:20:06,636
but some people are saying
that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
1503
01:20:06,803 --> 01:20:09,514
- That he's actual AI.
- AI?
1504
01:20:09,681 --> 01:20:13,143
Actual AI. You know, alive.
1505
01:20:13,310 --> 01:20:15,562
It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.
1506
01:20:15,729 --> 01:20:18,607
Antwan, if you're watching this,
please fix the game.
1507
01:20:18,773 --> 01:20:21,067
- Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.
- Oh, my God. My God!
1508
01:20:21,234 --> 01:20:22,569
Antwan, you should see this.
1509
01:20:24,946 --> 01:20:26,615
And you,
you tried to steal it from me
1510
01:20:26,698 --> 01:20:28,200
with that Molotov chick.
1511
01:20:28,283 --> 01:20:29,284
- Her name's Millie.
- Who?
1512
01:20:29,367 --> 01:20:30,368
Millie.
1513
01:20:30,619 --> 01:20:33,580
Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!
1514
01:20:33,747 --> 01:20:36,291
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.
1515
01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:38,001
That's it. Come on, quicker.
1516
01:20:38,168 --> 01:20:39,628
Yes, there he is.
1517
01:20:39,794 --> 01:20:43,381
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.
1518
01:20:44,216 --> 01:20:46,384
AKA Millie Rusk.
1519
01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:48,595
Millie Rusk?
Isn't that Keys' old partner?
1520
01:20:48,678 --> 01:20:49,679
Yeah.
1521
01:20:49,763 --> 01:20:51,973
Also the one who's trying to hit me
with this bogus lawsuit
1522
01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:54,434
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
1523
01:20:54,601 --> 01:20:56,061
Boot Molotovgirl now.
1524
01:20:56,228 --> 01:21:00,232
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can,
but her account's spoofed.
1525
01:21:00,398 --> 01:21:01,399
This woman is exceptional.
1526
01:21:01,566 --> 01:21:02,984
Then kill her in the game.
1527
01:21:03,151 --> 01:21:05,862
"What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.
1528
01:21:06,029 --> 01:21:09,366
Throw everything at them, all right?
Five badges, G.
1529
01:21:09,533 --> 01:21:11,034
Yeah, just one problem.
1530
01:21:11,368 --> 01:21:12,619
We don't have anything.
1531
01:21:12,786 --> 01:21:13,870
Whatchu talking about, Willis?
1532
01:21:14,037 --> 01:21:15,539
We don't have any defences.
1533
01:21:15,705 --> 01:21:19,042
We don't have police, military,
no nothing.
1534
01:21:19,209 --> 01:21:20,752
It's what I've been trying to tell you.
1535
01:21:20,919 --> 01:21:24,422
It's like every NPC went on strike.
1536
01:21:26,216 --> 01:21:28,552
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,
1537
01:21:28,635 --> 01:21:30,136
matcha latte with cinnamon!
1538
01:21:30,303 --> 01:21:31,555
- That's me.
- Hey.
1539
01:21:31,721 --> 01:21:33,014
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1540
01:21:33,306 --> 01:21:34,307
Cheers.
1541
01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:38,728
Go get 'em, Guy!
1542
01:21:40,438 --> 01:21:42,524
It's like a digital walkout.
1543
01:21:43,024 --> 01:21:44,776
No, it's not.
1544
01:21:44,943 --> 01:21:46,861
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.
1545
01:21:47,028 --> 01:21:49,072
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.
1546
01:21:49,239 --> 01:21:51,157
Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
1547
01:21:51,324 --> 01:21:53,660
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.
1548
01:21:53,827 --> 01:21:55,120
They'll freak out.
1549
01:21:57,372 --> 01:21:59,708
I don't care.
1550
01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:04,254
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?
1551
01:22:04,379 --> 01:22:05,463
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing
1552
01:22:05,547 --> 01:22:06,548
'cause you think we're friends now
1553
01:22:06,756 --> 01:22:08,049
and we're in some sort of gang together?
1554
01:22:08,216 --> 01:22:10,176
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.
1555
01:22:10,302 --> 01:22:11,303
Cool, we're a team.
1556
01:22:11,386 --> 01:22:12,387
We should come up
1557
01:22:12,470 --> 01:22:13,513
- with a catchphrase, okay?
- All right.
1558
01:22:13,638 --> 01:22:15,265
- On three. One, two, three--
- One, two, three--
1559
01:22:15,432 --> 01:22:17,309
Get back to work!
1560
01:22:18,059 --> 01:22:19,644
Someone find me Keys!
1561
01:22:24,107 --> 01:22:26,693
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!
1562
01:22:31,531 --> 01:22:33,617
Okay, that's not good.
1563
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:37,037
He knows where we're going.
1564
01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:44,961
All right, I got him. I got him.
Don't worry.
1565
01:22:45,128 --> 01:22:46,796
Want some four wheels to the face?
1566
01:22:46,963 --> 01:22:48,131
Take that. Boom!
1567
01:22:51,885 --> 01:22:54,471
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.
1568
01:22:56,097 --> 01:22:57,098
Whoa!
1569
01:23:05,273 --> 01:23:06,733
Here we go. Y'all watching this?
1570
01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:08,193
I'm about to end this fool.
1571
01:23:10,403 --> 01:23:12,739
Come on, come on, come on.
1572
01:23:12,906 --> 01:23:14,741
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.
1573
01:23:26,169 --> 01:23:30,298
God! Okay, who did that?
Who is doing that?
1574
01:23:30,465 --> 01:23:34,135
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!
1575
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:39,641
Come on!
1576
01:23:43,770 --> 01:23:44,896
Go, go, go!
1577
01:24:00,662 --> 01:24:02,872
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.
1578
01:24:02,997 --> 01:24:04,082
Oh, sounds like
you've done everything possible.
1579
01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:05,166
Time to give up? You wanna give up?
1580
01:24:05,250 --> 01:24:06,251
No, I'm sensing you want me
to keep looking.
1581
01:24:06,334 --> 01:24:07,335
- Go.
- I'll be back.
1582
01:24:07,502 --> 01:24:09,713
I have no idea
where these fools are running to.
1583
01:24:10,714 --> 01:24:14,300
I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.
1584
01:24:14,467 --> 01:24:16,553
Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.
1585
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:19,305
Game physics won't even let you
get past the shoreline.
1586
01:24:21,057 --> 01:24:23,059
Unless there is something out there.
1587
01:24:24,352 --> 01:24:26,062
Antwan, is there something there?
1588
01:24:27,564 --> 01:24:29,482
Screw it. Art nerds.
1589
01:24:29,649 --> 01:24:31,025
Time for Dude.
1590
01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:32,152
We're still working on him.
1591
01:24:32,318 --> 01:24:34,446
I worked on him myself. He's perfect.
1592
01:24:34,612 --> 01:24:36,030
Drop in Dude now.
1593
01:24:36,990 --> 01:24:38,575
Just do it.
He's got, like, half a brain,
1594
01:24:38,742 --> 01:24:41,953
he's barely written,
but, sure, start the upload.
1595
01:24:49,627 --> 01:24:50,712
What are we supposed to do now?
1596
01:24:50,879 --> 01:24:52,672
Now Keys finds us a bridge.
1597
01:24:54,174 --> 01:24:57,010
Come to collect those knives
you stabbed in my back, bro?
1598
01:24:58,887 --> 01:25:00,597
You've been helping Millie Rusk
this whole time.
1599
01:25:00,764 --> 01:25:02,098
She's looking for your build.
1600
01:25:02,265 --> 01:25:03,641
What build, Antwan?
1601
01:25:04,267 --> 01:25:05,810
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?
1602
01:25:05,977 --> 01:25:07,187
And if you didn't use our code
1603
01:25:07,353 --> 01:25:09,898
then how can our original build
be in the game, right?
1604
01:25:10,607 --> 01:25:12,484
Or am I missing something?
1605
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:15,361
Leave us.
1606
01:25:18,948 --> 01:25:22,410
Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.
1607
01:25:22,577 --> 01:25:25,330
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.
1608
01:25:25,497 --> 01:25:26,748
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.
1609
01:25:26,831 --> 01:25:27,832
Yeah, I do know.
1610
01:25:27,999 --> 01:25:31,002
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.
1611
01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:34,798
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?
1612
01:25:34,964 --> 01:25:37,383
What matters more than numbers?
Money?
1613
01:25:37,550 --> 01:25:40,220
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.
1614
01:25:40,386 --> 01:25:41,721
Nothing matters more than numbers!
1615
01:25:41,888 --> 01:25:43,264
You should be thanking me!
1616
01:25:43,431 --> 01:25:44,432
I should be thanking you?
1617
01:25:44,516 --> 01:25:46,851
What about the profits
that you got from our work?
1618
01:25:47,018 --> 01:25:49,062
You chose your side, little Padawan.
1619
01:25:49,229 --> 01:25:52,774
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.
1620
01:25:52,857 --> 01:25:53,858
You get me, bro?
1621
01:25:54,943 --> 01:25:58,029
Yeah, I get you. Bro.
1622
01:25:58,154 --> 01:26:00,573
Which leads me to this.
1623
01:26:15,839 --> 01:26:17,090
Thanks, Keys.
1624
01:26:21,761 --> 01:26:23,388
What the hell was that?
1625
01:26:24,013 --> 01:26:26,391
Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.
1626
01:26:29,686 --> 01:26:32,397
Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.
1627
01:26:32,564 --> 01:26:34,649
You're obviously fired, you know that.
1628
01:26:34,816 --> 01:26:37,861
And, you, what is she still doing
in the game, man?
1629
01:26:37,944 --> 01:26:38,945
Boot everyone.
1630
01:26:39,112 --> 01:26:41,197
Hold up.
You want me to boot all the players?
1631
01:26:41,364 --> 01:26:43,116
Boot them out of the game, now!
1632
01:26:43,283 --> 01:26:44,659
Cancel every player account!
1633
01:26:44,993 --> 01:26:46,703
And where the hell is Dude?
1634
01:26:46,870 --> 01:26:49,581
Security! Kick this punk out.
1635
01:26:55,503 --> 01:26:56,504
Guy!
1636
01:26:56,671 --> 01:26:58,464
- Millie!
- They're taking me out.
1637
01:26:58,548 --> 01:26:59,549
What's happening?
1638
01:26:59,632 --> 01:27:00,675
It's on you now.
Everybody's watching.
1639
01:27:00,842 --> 01:27:02,010
You gotta keep going.
1640
01:27:02,176 --> 01:27:04,429
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?
1641
01:27:04,596 --> 01:27:06,264
You will if you make it
across that bridge.
1642
01:27:06,431 --> 01:27:08,391
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.
1643
01:27:08,558 --> 01:27:10,476
You do that, Antwan is done.
1644
01:27:10,935 --> 01:27:11,936
I'll make it.
1645
01:27:15,982 --> 01:27:17,066
I'll make it.
1646
01:27:18,234 --> 01:27:19,235
What the hell?
1647
01:27:21,529 --> 01:27:22,947
What's going on?
1648
01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:06,199
All right, let's all remember
this moment, before we were fired.
1649
01:28:07,158 --> 01:28:08,326
Oh!
1650
01:28:08,409 --> 01:28:09,661
Wow.
1651
01:28:14,749 --> 01:28:15,917
Catchphrase.
1652
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,001
Catchphrase?
1653
01:28:17,835 --> 01:28:19,295
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.
1654
01:28:19,462 --> 01:28:23,049
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.
1655
01:28:27,261 --> 01:28:28,471
Whoa.
1656
01:28:29,764 --> 01:28:32,725
Get up, Guy. Get up.
1657
01:28:45,363 --> 01:28:47,198
Oh, no, no, no.
1658
01:28:51,577 --> 01:28:54,664
Guy, I came to save you.
1659
01:28:56,791 --> 01:28:58,876
- Who is this?
- I don't know.
1660
01:28:59,043 --> 01:29:00,253
He's glorious.
1661
01:29:02,005 --> 01:29:03,256
I mean, he's just like you...
1662
01:29:03,423 --> 01:29:04,841
but way better.
1663
01:29:06,634 --> 01:29:08,886
Way, way better.
1664
01:29:09,053 --> 01:29:10,722
- Thank you.
- No, that's not a compliment.
1665
01:29:10,930 --> 01:29:12,181
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.
1666
01:29:12,348 --> 01:29:13,641
What do you mean
you don't think I should touch him?
1667
01:29:13,808 --> 01:29:15,143
You don't mind this, do you?
1668
01:29:15,309 --> 01:29:16,978
'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
1669
01:29:21,107 --> 01:29:23,276
Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you.
1670
01:29:23,443 --> 01:29:24,444
He punches so hard.
1671
01:29:24,569 --> 01:29:25,570
But yet his hands are so soft.
1672
01:29:25,737 --> 01:29:27,113
- Be strong.
- Okay, bye.
1673
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:29,240
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
1674
01:29:29,365 --> 01:29:30,867
Whee!
1675
01:29:30,950 --> 01:29:32,368
Ha-ha!
1676
01:29:35,496 --> 01:29:36,664
Oh...
1677
01:29:40,334 --> 01:29:42,670
No, no, no! No!
1678
01:29:42,837 --> 01:29:45,381
Get up, Guy, get up!
1679
01:29:46,215 --> 01:29:47,592
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
1680
01:29:47,717 --> 01:29:48,718
I don't know what that means.
1681
01:29:51,471 --> 01:29:52,805
Come on, man. Get up!
1682
01:29:52,972 --> 01:29:53,973
Get up.
1683
01:29:55,308 --> 01:29:57,935
There are three things I love in life.
1684
01:29:58,102 --> 01:30:02,565
Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.
1685
01:30:06,819 --> 01:30:08,780
Oof! Oh, shit!
1686
01:30:10,656 --> 01:30:12,200
Activate death blow.
1687
01:30:12,283 --> 01:30:13,284
Bye, Guy.
1688
01:30:18,081 --> 01:30:19,957
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
1689
01:30:22,126 --> 01:30:23,127
Get up!
1690
01:30:23,211 --> 01:30:25,671
Mum, he's coming in with a death blow!
1691
01:30:28,758 --> 01:30:29,759
Get up, Guy.
1692
01:30:35,807 --> 01:30:36,891
Oh.
1693
01:30:38,893 --> 01:30:40,686
What the shit?
1694
01:30:48,236 --> 01:30:49,487
That was dope.
1695
01:31:05,795 --> 01:31:07,338
- Hold on. Is that--
- That's a--
1696
01:31:07,463 --> 01:31:10,550
Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.
1697
01:31:10,758 --> 01:31:11,843
Mm-hmm.
1698
01:31:17,014 --> 01:31:18,933
- Is that a lightsabre?
- It is.
1699
01:31:54,802 --> 01:31:55,803
Oh!
1700
01:32:02,310 --> 01:32:03,436
Guy!
1701
01:32:05,313 --> 01:32:06,814
Yes!
1702
01:32:06,981 --> 01:32:09,483
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.
1703
01:32:30,379 --> 01:32:31,380
There you go.
1704
01:32:32,298 --> 01:32:34,091
Do you see them all now? Yeah?
1705
01:32:34,175 --> 01:32:35,551
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah?
1706
01:32:35,635 --> 01:32:38,471
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
1707
01:32:39,889 --> 01:32:41,432
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
1708
01:32:41,599 --> 01:32:43,434
Just lots of little snacks.
1709
01:32:47,063 --> 01:32:50,191
Yeah, not a dancer. No.
1710
01:32:50,733 --> 01:32:52,485
Run free, better me.
1711
01:32:53,778 --> 01:32:54,946
Let's go.
1712
01:32:55,112 --> 01:32:56,572
Where are we going?
1713
01:32:56,739 --> 01:32:58,449
We can't let them
get across that bridge.
1714
01:32:58,783 --> 01:33:00,243
You wanna finish this out with me?
1715
01:33:00,743 --> 01:33:03,704
Look, I don't even know what's going on,
but, hell yes, I'm with you.
1716
01:33:03,788 --> 01:33:05,414
Ha-ha!
1717
01:33:05,498 --> 01:33:07,208
Let's go!
1718
01:33:32,316 --> 01:33:33,567
Antwan, come on, man.
1719
01:33:33,734 --> 01:33:36,070
What are we doing here?
1720
01:33:37,238 --> 01:33:38,739
Where are the servers to Free City 1?
1721
01:33:38,906 --> 01:33:41,659
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?
1722
01:33:42,118 --> 01:33:45,371
If they get past that horizon
to the build, I lose everything!
1723
01:33:45,788 --> 01:33:47,164
Wait, so you did steal their code.
1724
01:33:47,331 --> 01:33:49,625
Welcome to the conversation, genius.
1725
01:33:49,792 --> 01:33:50,918
Now, where are those servers?
1726
01:33:51,085 --> 01:33:52,962
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
1727
01:33:53,129 --> 01:33:54,297
All these? This one? Right, this one?
1728
01:33:54,463 --> 01:33:55,673
Yeah. How did you--
1729
01:34:02,179 --> 01:34:03,180
Run.
1730
01:34:07,977 --> 01:34:08,978
Antwan!
1731
01:34:19,363 --> 01:34:20,364
Stop!
1732
01:34:23,409 --> 01:34:24,660
Officer Johnny!
1733
01:34:24,827 --> 01:34:26,078
- Come on!
- Come on!
1734
01:34:29,415 --> 01:34:31,917
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?
1735
01:34:32,043 --> 01:34:33,044
I'm not gonna tell you.
1736
01:34:33,169 --> 01:34:34,170
You're just gonna destroy it.
1737
01:34:34,295 --> 01:34:35,546
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
1738
01:34:35,713 --> 01:34:38,966
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.
1739
01:34:39,133 --> 01:34:40,634
You didn't do shit.
1740
01:34:40,801 --> 01:34:43,721
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.
1741
01:34:44,221 --> 01:34:45,222
Security!
1742
01:34:45,306 --> 01:34:48,768
Please escort this former employee
off the premises.
1743
01:34:48,934 --> 01:34:50,936
He can call you by your real name.
1744
01:35:10,247 --> 01:35:11,332
Guy!
1745
01:35:12,041 --> 01:35:13,793
- Buddy! Buddy!
- No, no! Keep going!
1746
01:35:13,959 --> 01:35:15,378
Go without me!
1747
01:35:15,961 --> 01:35:18,005
I've been scared my whole damn life.
1748
01:35:19,632 --> 01:35:21,550
But I'm not scared anymore.
1749
01:35:24,762 --> 01:35:25,930
I'm sorry.
1750
01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:27,932
I'm not.
1751
01:35:30,851 --> 01:35:32,770
It's been the best day of my life.
1752
01:35:33,562 --> 01:35:35,356
You get to that build.
1753
01:35:36,816 --> 01:35:38,275
You show 'em we matter.
1754
01:35:44,156 --> 01:35:48,744
That security guard right there
was a goddamn hero.
1755
01:37:28,761 --> 01:37:31,805
You did it!
1756
01:37:40,147 --> 01:37:41,732
Yes! Yes!
1757
01:37:41,899 --> 01:37:44,235
Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
1758
01:37:45,778 --> 01:37:47,238
Antwan, stop!
1759
01:37:48,072 --> 01:37:49,323
It's over.
1760
01:37:51,575 --> 01:37:53,202
He made it.
1761
01:37:53,369 --> 01:37:56,872
Got your game's original build out there
for everyone to see.
1762
01:37:57,373 --> 01:37:58,958
Probably win your lawsuit, huh?
1763
01:37:59,667 --> 01:38:00,668
Looks likely.
1764
01:38:00,834 --> 01:38:02,044
Cool.
1765
01:38:02,461 --> 01:38:06,173
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
1766
01:38:06,340 --> 01:38:09,134
Right here,
I've got everything you care about.
1767
01:38:09,301 --> 01:38:13,180
The sliver that's left of Free City,
all your little background friends.
1768
01:38:13,347 --> 01:38:15,641
Including your digital boyfriend,
1769
01:38:16,475 --> 01:38:17,601
Last server.
1770
01:38:18,686 --> 01:38:23,649
Look, I just want the world that I built
and the people in it.
1771
01:38:23,816 --> 01:38:25,234
What's in it for Antwan?
1772
01:38:25,401 --> 01:38:26,527
Everything else.
1773
01:38:26,694 --> 01:38:28,654
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
1774
01:38:28,737 --> 01:38:30,906
You have the rights to our code,
keep all the profits,
1775
01:38:31,073 --> 01:38:32,783
just give me what's left of Free City.
1776
01:38:33,242 --> 01:38:35,119
Let me build my own world from there.
1777
01:38:35,286 --> 01:38:38,956
What about Free City 2?
Free City 3?
1778
01:38:39,123 --> 01:38:40,624
And all pursuant spin-offs?
1779
01:38:40,791 --> 01:38:43,502
All yours. Just put down the axe.
1780
01:38:43,919 --> 01:38:46,422
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal
1781
01:38:46,505 --> 01:38:47,965
in the history of dumb deals, right?
1782
01:38:49,091 --> 01:38:51,218
I mean, you're talking about giving up
millions of dollars.
1783
01:38:51,385 --> 01:38:53,345
Why would anyone do that?
1784
01:38:53,512 --> 01:38:55,723
'Cause Keys and I made something great.
1785
01:38:58,017 --> 01:39:00,477
And I don't need money or fame
to prove that to myself.
1786
01:39:00,936 --> 01:39:03,856
I'm done playing your game, Antwan.
1787
01:39:06,150 --> 01:39:08,277
It's time I played mine.
1788
01:39:09,445 --> 01:39:10,738
Deal?
1789
01:39:20,164 --> 01:39:22,041
Popping today
and not in a good way.
1790
01:39:22,207 --> 01:39:24,710
Sales for Free City 2
continue to slip
1791
01:39:24,877 --> 01:39:29,006
with numerous reports of bugs
in the code and lagging online play.
1792
01:39:29,173 --> 01:39:31,550
Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik
1793
01:39:31,634 --> 01:39:32,760
finds himself in the crosshairs.
1794
01:39:32,926 --> 01:39:34,261
Crosshairs.
1795
01:39:34,428 --> 01:39:36,055
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
1796
01:39:36,221 --> 01:39:37,306
We're too busy to gloat.
1797
01:39:37,473 --> 01:39:39,475
I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
1798
01:39:39,642 --> 01:39:41,477
Speaking of busy, we just doubled
1799
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:43,479
the amount of unique visitors
we can handle.
1800
01:39:43,646 --> 01:39:44,647
It's amazing.
1801
01:39:44,772 --> 01:39:46,106
Who'd have thought
that so many people
1802
01:39:46,273 --> 01:39:49,234
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?
1803
01:39:49,818 --> 01:39:50,944
Hmm.
1804
01:39:51,779 --> 01:39:52,780
Oh, yeah, we did.
1805
01:39:52,905 --> 01:39:54,615
Yeah.
1806
01:39:55,908 --> 01:39:58,285
You know, you're pretty cute
when you brag.
1807
01:39:58,619 --> 01:39:59,828
Antwan out!
1808
01:39:59,995 --> 01:40:01,622
Meanwhile, the game Free Life
1809
01:40:01,705 --> 01:40:04,166
is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.
1810
01:40:04,333 --> 01:40:07,711
Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game
1811
01:40:07,878 --> 01:40:10,798
where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy
1812
01:40:10,964 --> 01:40:14,009
and his now no-longer-in-the-background
a digital friend.
1813
01:40:14,093 --> 01:40:15,094
Uh, hey, Mills--
1814
01:40:17,554 --> 01:40:19,723
Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?
1815
01:40:20,140 --> 01:40:22,267
Actually, I'm gonna jump back
into the game.
1816
01:40:24,103 --> 01:40:26,021
- Oh.
- Coffee?
1817
01:40:26,605 --> 01:40:28,399
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
1818
01:40:28,941 --> 01:40:30,401
I'll just, uh, grab you one.
1819
01:40:31,026 --> 01:40:32,027
Oh, Keys, uh--
1820
01:40:32,194 --> 01:40:33,696
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
1821
01:40:33,862 --> 01:40:34,905
Yeah.
1822
01:40:45,165 --> 01:40:47,418
Hi, Randy. Milton.
1823
01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:51,004
Hmm.
1824
01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:53,424
I was wondering
when I'd see you again.
1825
01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:56,719
Yeah,
life has been pretty crazy lately.
1826
01:40:57,219 --> 01:40:58,345
You should see it in here.
1827
01:40:58,512 --> 01:41:00,723
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.
1828
01:41:00,806 --> 01:41:02,516
Wow.
1829
01:41:05,018 --> 01:41:06,019
Hey, guys.
1830
01:41:16,071 --> 01:41:17,865
Look, Guy--
1831
01:41:18,073 --> 01:41:20,242
Wow, this is harder than I thought.
1832
01:41:20,993 --> 01:41:22,661
Then let me do it for you.
1833
01:41:23,454 --> 01:41:24,997
Guy,
1834
01:41:27,583 --> 01:41:30,961
you are dreamy.
1835
01:41:32,421 --> 01:41:37,009
Your taste in blue shirts
and five-octave musical superstars,
1836
01:41:37,176 --> 01:41:41,388
it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.
1837
01:41:41,555 --> 01:41:43,682
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.
1838
01:41:44,266 --> 01:41:49,188
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.
1839
01:41:53,859 --> 01:41:56,320
See? Was that so hard?
1840
01:41:57,404 --> 01:41:59,239
So, what are you gonna do?
1841
01:42:00,240 --> 01:42:02,868
Anything I want. Thanks to you.
1842
01:42:04,244 --> 01:42:05,788
I'm not stuck in a loop any more.
1843
01:42:05,954 --> 01:42:07,456
Neither are you.
1844
01:42:09,833 --> 01:42:11,543
I love you, Millie.
1845
01:42:12,711 --> 01:42:16,006
Maybe that is my programming talking,
but, guess what,
1846
01:42:17,382 --> 01:42:19,593
someone wrote that program.
1847
01:42:21,804 --> 01:42:23,847
I'm just a love letter to you.
1848
01:42:24,890 --> 01:42:27,309
Somewhere out there is the author.
1849
01:42:45,452 --> 01:42:49,206
You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.
1850
01:42:49,373 --> 01:42:51,416
And he was alive because
he met the one person
1851
01:42:51,500 --> 01:42:53,043
he'd been waiting for his whole life.
1852
01:42:53,210 --> 01:42:56,421
And I had to make it realistic, so
1853
01:42:57,673 --> 01:42:59,508
I based it off of
1854
01:43:01,301 --> 01:43:02,302
you.
1855
01:43:04,471 --> 01:43:06,390
The woman of his dreams,
1856
01:43:09,184 --> 01:43:10,936
she was the same as mine.
1857
01:43:11,103 --> 01:43:14,398
So she liked bubble gum ice cream
and swing sets
1858
01:43:14,565 --> 01:43:18,402
and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit
1859
01:43:18,569 --> 01:43:21,113
of always humming
this classic Mariah Carey track.
1860
01:43:22,155 --> 01:43:25,200
Like, all the time, she would repeat.
1861
01:43:28,453 --> 01:43:29,454
Finally!
1862
01:43:36,253 --> 01:43:37,254
Keys!
1863
01:43:45,470 --> 01:43:47,139
What are you--
1864
01:44:28,055 --> 01:44:29,514
You okay, little guy Guy?
1865
01:44:29,932 --> 01:44:31,725
You seem adjective.
1866
01:44:31,892 --> 01:44:34,519
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.
1867
01:44:34,686 --> 01:44:36,355
Thank you. That was nice.
1868
01:44:36,521 --> 01:44:39,983
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.
1869
01:44:41,485 --> 01:44:43,236
I just miss my best friend.
1870
01:44:44,863 --> 01:44:47,866
We used to do the same walk
together every day.
1871
01:44:48,033 --> 01:44:51,328
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.
1872
01:44:51,495 --> 01:44:53,205
I can bench press a sentence.
1873
01:44:53,288 --> 01:44:56,792
Yeah, that's totally not
the same thing at all.
1874
01:44:56,875 --> 01:44:59,002
Harder laughter!
1875
01:44:59,711 --> 01:45:00,712
Oh.
1876
01:45:00,796 --> 01:45:01,964
Guy?
1877
01:45:04,675 --> 01:45:06,510
- Buddy!
- No!
1878
01:45:06,677 --> 01:45:07,844
Oh, my God! Guy!
1879
01:45:08,011 --> 01:45:09,429
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
1880
01:45:09,513 --> 01:45:10,514
You didn't!
1881
01:45:10,639 --> 01:45:12,849
One minute, I'm running
on a crazy bridge to nowhere,
1882
01:45:13,016 --> 01:45:15,268
thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.
1883
01:45:15,435 --> 01:45:18,021
The next minute,
I'm like in some type of flyin'
1884
01:45:18,188 --> 01:45:20,190
and some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust,
1885
01:45:20,357 --> 01:45:24,111
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.
1886
01:45:24,277 --> 01:45:26,947
Man, I love it here.
1887
01:45:27,030 --> 01:45:29,324
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.
1888
01:45:29,491 --> 01:45:30,575
Now, it might sound weird,
1889
01:45:30,742 --> 01:45:34,121
I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude
and a half-horse,
1890
01:45:34,287 --> 01:45:36,540
whatever a centaur is, I did it.
1891
01:45:36,707 --> 01:45:38,000
I rode a dude, too!
1892
01:45:38,166 --> 01:45:39,376
Friendly gesture!
1893
01:45:39,543 --> 01:45:40,711
So friendly!
1894
01:45:41,169 --> 01:45:42,504
Come on, bring it in!
1895
01:45:42,713 --> 01:45:44,006
- Are we gonna hug?
- I'm coming for you!
1896
01:45:44,172 --> 01:45:45,340
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
- Yes, I am!
1897
01:45:45,507 --> 01:45:46,675
You come here! I'm coming to you!
1898
01:45:46,842 --> 01:45:48,468
I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.
1899
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:53,140
Buddy, I missed you!
1900
01:45:53,306 --> 01:45:55,308
Hey, so where's the bank?
1901
01:45:56,810 --> 01:45:58,061
There is no bank.
1902
01:45:58,228 --> 01:45:59,479
So what do we do?
1903
01:45:59,855 --> 01:46:01,898
Whatever we want.
1904
01:46:10,824 --> 01:46:12,576
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Guy.