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<i>This is Free City.</i>

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<i>Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.</i>

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<i>And the people who wear sunglasses
are heroes.</i>

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<i>They have a devil-may-care attitude
and they run this town.</i>

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You are so hot.

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Oh, I know.

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<i>See? That's not even his car.</i>

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<i>Or his wife.</i>

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<i>For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.</i>

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<i>They go on all sorts of missions.</i>

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<i>They got cool hair, cool clothes.</i>

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<i>I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.</i>

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<i>Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.</i>

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<i>Or that nice lady.</i>

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<i>See what I mean? Hero.</i>

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<i>My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.</i>

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Good morning, Goldie.

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<i>I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.</i>

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<i>I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,</i>

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<i>and I work at the bank.</i>

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<i>What more could a guy want?</i>

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<i>Sunday should be warm and sunny</i>

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<i>with just a scattering of drive-bys.</i>

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<i>Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,</i>

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<i>which will be mined and sprayed
with high-calibre fire</i>

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<i>from a renegade gunship stolen by--</i>

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<i>And every morning,</i>

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<i>I start my day
with the most delicious coffee</i>

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<i>in the whole, wide, whole world.</i>

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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

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You know it. Mmm.

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Mmm!

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That is unexpectedly hot.

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Jeez, that's good.

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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.

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Thank you for making this
with such love.

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You're welcome.

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Officer Johnny!

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Have a good one, Guy.

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Don't have a good day,
have a great day!

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Hold the fudge.

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You mean to tell me that nobody snapped
up those bad boys? Today is the day.

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- Like every other day.
- I'll be back for those.

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Oh! So close.

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Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee
of all time.

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I wanna write a song about it.

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I wanna dance to that song with my body.

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I love my life.

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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.

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That's why they call 'em comfort zones,
they're so damn comfortable.

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Oh, Joe!

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Mondays, am I right, Joe?

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- You said it, Guy.
- Yeah.

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<i>In Free City, I have everything I need.</i>

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Don't have a good day...

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...have a great day.

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Thank you.

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Take care.

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<i>Except one thing.</i>

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Seem happy.

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Oh, come on, don't worry
about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.

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Oh, it's okay, Bud.

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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?

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Maybe it's not meant to be.

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Everybody down on the ground!

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I know the woman I'm looking for.

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Oh, let me guess.

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- Woman with an offbeat sense of humour.
- Sense of humour.

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An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.

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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.

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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.

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And you know what?
I don't want her to.

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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.

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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.

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- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
- That's cruel. You're cruel.

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- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
- I'm being real.

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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.

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So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?

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Of course we're going for beers
on the beach after work.

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That makes me so happy.

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Me too.

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What have you got?

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Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?

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You got a video or a screen grab?

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Nope. But I know who does.

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Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?

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Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.

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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?

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'Cause maybe we could meet up later.

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I don't have a burning desire
to see your mum's basement, thanks.

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Got jokes, huh?

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Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.

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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.

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Now, I got a question.

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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?

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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.

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Mmm, I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.

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Damn, girl, you're so feisty.

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But, seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?

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Those are questions.

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Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?

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The 2:30?

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No, the 4:00.

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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.

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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.

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- Oh, man.
- Wow.

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Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.

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Give it to me!

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Looks like rain.

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Has anyone seen my cat?

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You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,

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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know."

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I mean, when you put it on there,

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you act like
it's not a shoe in your face.

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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.

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Love that song.

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That's a new one.

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Hey!

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That's her.

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Her who?

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That's my dream girl, Buddy.

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She exists.

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- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.

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So?

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Whatcha mean "so?"

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So, people with sunglasses don't talk
to people like us.

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- You know that!
- I gotta try.

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Look, Guy! Guy!

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Guy! What about beers on the beach?

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Excuse me!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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<i>Coming soon</i>... Free City 2!

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<i>Bigger! Badder! Radder!</i>

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Free City 2: Carnage.

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<i>Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.</i>

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You done?

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Sorry. Are you closing?

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Yes.

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We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,

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one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl.

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You really like that game, huh?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.

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Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.

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Oh, <i>Free City?</i> Ah. No.

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I, uh, have a lawsuit
against the publisher

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and the evidence that I need
is in the game.

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- So then I had my codes--
- Oh,

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I wish we weren't closing
so I could hear more about this.

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Good morning, Goldie.

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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

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Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.

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Ooh. "Cappuccino."
I enjoy saying that.

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It's like a waterfall made of letters.

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Excuse me?

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I'd like to try a cappuccino.

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Please.

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But you get a medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.

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That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.

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Every day. Always.

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- Well, I...
- Somebody's about to get shot.

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Officer Johnny.

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I just thought I'd try
something different today, you know?

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Whatever. Right? Yeah?

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Hi.

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Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.

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Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.

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I'm joking.

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Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.

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He was just kidding!

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Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?

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No way, no how.

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Mmm. That's hot.

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It's like Jesus
washed my tongue

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but, right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,

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"He's good enough."

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Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!

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Have a good one, Guy.

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Cappuccino.

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Don't have a good day...

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...have a great day, I guess.

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Okay. Good day to you.

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Everybody down on the ground!

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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.

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That's the girl.

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We've been over this.

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You tried to talk to her yesterday,
it didn't work.

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It will never work.

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She's wearing sunglasses.

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We don't mess
with the sunglasses people.

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Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.

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What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.

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Oh, my God. What am I doing?

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Hi.

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What'd you say?

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Hi.

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I'm gonna need your sunglasses.

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Ooh. Ow.

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I'm just gonna...

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I'm gonna
need your sunglasses for a sec.

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What the hell
do you think you're doing?

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Go back to your side, man.

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He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother--

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Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?

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- Back off! I said, don't!
- Just real quick. Real quick.

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Stop!

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You broken or somethin'?

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I'm the robber!

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You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!

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Please, just stay down!

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I said, stay down!

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Guy, you don't do this, man.

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This isn't you.

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You don't do this.

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Maybe I do.

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What is wrong with this...

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stupid mission?

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I told you to smoke his ass.

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Let go!

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I'll give them right back.

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I said...

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Guy?

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He's just resting.

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In pieces!

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That man is dead!

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He's so sleepy.

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I'm just gonna put your gun down,

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right here,

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for when you wake.

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- Okay?
- Guy.

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Guy! Where you goin'?

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Excuse me.

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Do you see this?

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Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.

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Whoo!

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Oh!

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Giddy up!

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I feel brand new.

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<i>Loser.</i>

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What is happening?

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So much money.

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Hey, Mouser, check this out.

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What's up, Keys?

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What am I looking at?

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Okay, so, this user,
he gets his glasses stolen

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and then killed.

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The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.

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An NPC? That's impossible.

252
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Yeah, exactly.

253
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Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.

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00:14:47.096 --> 00:14:50.933
Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.

255
00:14:51.100 --> 00:14:53.143
I tried that, but I,

256
00:14:53.310 --> 00:14:54.770
I can't trace him.

257
00:14:54.937 --> 00:14:58.107
Whoever it is, they're good.

258
00:14:58.190 --> 00:15:01.360
Hmm. You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.

259
00:15:02.945 --> 00:15:03.946
I'm pretty good.

260
00:15:04.113 --> 00:15:05.197
I'll see you on the inside.

261
00:15:05.364 --> 00:15:06.365
<i>Select your skin.</i>

262
00:15:06.532 --> 00:15:08.409
Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?

263
00:15:08.576 --> 00:15:10.244
The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,

264
00:15:10.411 --> 00:15:11.787
big guns, bigger moustache.

265
00:15:11.870 --> 00:15:13.414
Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.

266
00:15:13.581 --> 00:15:15.541
Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?

267
00:15:15.708 --> 00:15:19.169
Uh, full body moustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.

268
00:15:19.336 --> 00:15:20.754
I'm terrified.

269
00:15:20.838 --> 00:15:22.381
Let's do this.

270
00:15:57.750 --> 00:15:58.751
Seriously, man.

271
00:15:58.917 --> 00:16:02.296
I'm just being honest, I think
the bunny suit is just a little much.

272
00:16:03.088 --> 00:16:04.923
Excuse me?

273
00:16:06.592 --> 00:16:07.760
Right.

274
00:16:07.926 --> 00:16:09.511
Rabbit. Okay? My fault.

275
00:16:10.429 --> 00:16:13.682
Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!

276
00:16:13.849 --> 00:16:14.850
Let's go!

277
00:16:14.933 --> 00:16:16.185
Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.

278
00:16:16.268 --> 00:16:18.145
- Come here. Come on, bud.
- Go, let's go.

279
00:16:18.312 --> 00:16:19.897
- Closer.
- There he is.

280
00:16:20.064 --> 00:16:21.607
Blue shirt guy.

281
00:16:22.191 --> 00:16:23.442
Blue shirt?

282
00:16:23.984 --> 00:16:25.069
Yes.

283
00:16:25.611 --> 00:16:27.154
Hello, Officer.

284
00:16:28.322 --> 00:16:29.323
Rabbit.

285
00:16:29.448 --> 00:16:30.449
Nice skin.

286
00:16:30.616 --> 00:16:32.993
Thank you. That's sweet.

287
00:16:33.160 --> 00:16:34.370
How'd you get it?

288
00:16:34.536 --> 00:16:37.873
Well, uh, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.

289
00:16:38.040 --> 00:16:39.583
I have naturally dewy skin.

290
00:16:39.750 --> 00:16:40.918
Listen up, Neutrogena.

291
00:16:41.085 --> 00:16:43.212
You know you can't go around
looking like that. The rules are clear.

292
00:16:43.379 --> 00:16:44.380
And another thing.

293
00:16:44.463 --> 00:16:45.881
- You can't hack the NPC avatars.
- No, sir!

294
00:16:46.048 --> 00:16:47.216
- It screws up the mission load...
- Screws it up!

295
00:16:47.383 --> 00:16:48.550
...and it makes the game look bad.

296
00:16:48.717 --> 00:16:49.968
- Horrible!
- Yeah.

297
00:16:50.052 --> 00:16:51.804
I got, like, 5% of that.

298
00:16:52.179 --> 00:16:53.514
Lose the skin!

299
00:16:53.681 --> 00:16:54.890
I... Lose?

300
00:16:55.057 --> 00:16:56.684
How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?

301
00:16:56.850 --> 00:16:57.851
Take it off, man.

302
00:16:57.935 --> 00:16:59.228
Just take it off.
What are you doing?

303
00:16:59.395 --> 00:17:00.437
- What?
- Seriously.

304
00:17:00.521 --> 00:17:01.980
- The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
- How?

305
00:17:02.147 --> 00:17:03.273
- Everything. Ditch it.
- Take it off.

306
00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:04.692
If you don't, we're gonna kill you.

307
00:17:04.858 --> 00:17:06.318
- Why?
- And we're gonna keep killing you.

308
00:17:06.485 --> 00:17:07.528
Still why?

309
00:17:07.695 --> 00:17:08.946
Until we do find out who you are,

310
00:17:09.113 --> 00:17:10.698
and then we're gonna ban you for life.

311
00:17:10.864 --> 00:17:14.159
Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.

312
00:17:14.326 --> 00:17:16.453
I just find the order of those threats
very confusing.

313
00:17:16.620 --> 00:17:18.205
- Somebody's about to get shot.
- Light him up!

314
00:17:35.264 --> 00:17:36.765
No.

315
00:17:46.859 --> 00:17:48.110
Come on, Blue Shirt.

316
00:18:08.422 --> 00:18:10.841
Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?

317
00:18:11.008 --> 00:18:12.134
Scared me a little bit.

318
00:18:12.301 --> 00:18:13.761
We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!

319
00:18:13.927 --> 00:18:15.220
Coming to get ya.

320
00:18:15.304 --> 00:18:16.889
We're coming to get ya.

321
00:18:18.307 --> 00:18:20.517
Wait! Wait!

322
00:18:20.684 --> 00:18:22.060
I can explain everything.

323
00:18:22.227 --> 00:18:25.939
I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.

324
00:18:26.023 --> 00:18:28.609
Things that-- Whoa, whoa.
Things that aren't there.

325
00:18:28.984 --> 00:18:30.486
Except they are there.

326
00:18:30.652 --> 00:18:33.906
I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!

327
00:18:34.823 --> 00:18:37.993
You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.

328
00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:40.579
Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.

329
00:18:40.746 --> 00:18:42.790
We're apex predators.

330
00:18:42.998 --> 00:18:46.543
All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.

331
00:18:47.419 --> 00:18:49.254
Too high! Too high!

332
00:18:58.013 --> 00:19:00.808
Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt?
Watch this.

333
00:19:01.183 --> 00:19:04.853
I tire of these games, Keys. It's time
I went god-mode on this beyotch.

334
00:19:05.020 --> 00:19:06.104
Okay, bring it.

335
00:19:06.271 --> 00:19:08.023
Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.

336
00:19:22.913 --> 00:19:24.915
I'm so, so good at this.

337
00:19:33.423 --> 00:19:35.008
Time's up, bank teller!

338
00:19:56.905 --> 00:19:58.073
Nope!

339
00:20:22.723 --> 00:20:23.765
I can't die!

340
00:20:23.932 --> 00:20:25.517
I'm never gonna die!

341
00:20:25.601 --> 00:20:26.602
Whoo!

342
00:20:26.685 --> 00:20:29.855
And that was the heartbreaking story
of Blue Shirt Guy.

343
00:20:30.022 --> 00:20:31.106
The end.

344
00:20:31.273 --> 00:20:33.317
- Doesn't make sense.
- What?

345
00:20:33.483 --> 00:20:34.526
I just checked the server stats.

346
00:20:34.693 --> 00:20:37.070
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.

347
00:20:37.237 --> 00:20:38.280
It's just a glitch, man.

348
00:20:38.363 --> 00:20:39.489
- It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.

349
00:20:39.698 --> 00:20:41.116
It just seems like
that's something new, you know?

350
00:20:41.283 --> 00:20:43.535
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.

351
00:20:43.702 --> 00:20:45.370
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?

352
00:20:45.454 --> 00:20:46.455
Uh-uh. No.

353
00:20:46.538 --> 00:20:49.249
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care

354
00:20:49.416 --> 00:20:52.336
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.

355
00:20:52.502 --> 00:20:55.339
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.

356
00:20:55.505 --> 00:20:59.760
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius,
indie game designer?

357
00:20:59.927 --> 00:21:02.429
What are you doing down here dealing
with complaints?

358
00:21:02.596 --> 00:21:06.433
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,

359
00:21:06.600 --> 00:21:08.685
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.

360
00:21:08.852 --> 00:21:10.479
You do not wanna hear about that.

361
00:21:10.938 --> 00:21:12.022
You're absolutely right.

362
00:21:12.189 --> 00:21:16.360
That story sounds horrible and boring
and full of white privilege.

363
00:21:16.526 --> 00:21:18.278
Don't talk to Antwan.

364
00:21:22.908 --> 00:21:25.494
<i>We never dreamt
this would've happened.</i>

365
00:21:25.911 --> 00:21:28.246
I mean, <i>Life Itself,</i> it's essentially
a fishbowl game.

366
00:21:28.330 --> 00:21:32.000
People aren't playing it,
they're watching it grow.

367
00:21:32.167 --> 00:21:33.835
It's a strictly observational experience

368
00:21:34.002 --> 00:21:37.673
where computer generated characters
interact and evolve.

369
00:21:37.839 --> 00:21:39.633
I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.

370
00:21:39.800 --> 00:21:44.262
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.

371
00:21:44.429 --> 00:21:46.056
Uh, no, Millie is the genius.

372
00:21:46.139 --> 00:21:49.685
Uh, she built the AI engine
from the ground up.

373
00:21:49.851 --> 00:21:51.186
So, to get a little personal,

374
00:21:51.353 --> 00:21:53.271
what's the thing that gets you up
in the morning?

375
00:21:53.355 --> 00:21:55.857
Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.

376
00:21:57.025 --> 00:21:58.360
What's the other thing?

377
00:21:58.527 --> 00:22:00.904
Oh, yeah.
An insatiable thirst for validation.

378
00:22:01.071 --> 00:22:02.531
- She's not kidding.
- I'm not.

379
00:22:02.698 --> 00:22:03.865
How about you?

380
00:22:04.032 --> 00:22:05.450
- Code.
- Code?

381
00:22:05.534 --> 00:22:06.535
- Code.
- Code, yeah.

382
00:22:06.618 --> 00:22:07.619
There we go.

383
00:22:07.703 --> 00:22:09.454
'Cause it's not just zeros
and ones, it's hidden messages.

384
00:22:09.621 --> 00:22:12.624
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.

385
00:22:12.791 --> 00:22:17.170
I just use zeros and ones instead
of words 'cause words will let you down.

386
00:22:17.337 --> 00:22:21.675
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.

387
00:22:21.842 --> 00:22:23.468
- He's not kidding.
- I'm not.

388
00:22:23.635 --> 00:22:25.220
Now, I've gotta ask.

389
00:22:25.387 --> 00:22:27.597
There is a lot of chemistry between
the two of you.

390
00:22:27.764 --> 00:22:30.600
- Has this evolved into more than--
- No.

391
00:22:30.684 --> 00:22:33.103
- No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
- No, no, no. We're friends.

392
00:22:33.270 --> 00:22:34.354
- We're like best friends.
- Friendship.

393
00:22:34.438 --> 00:22:36.106
And now your game
is gonna be released by Soonami,

394
00:22:36.273 --> 00:22:37.691
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.

395
00:22:37.858 --> 00:22:39.693
<i>- It's crazy, actually.
- It is, yeah.</i>

396
00:22:39.860 --> 00:22:42.612
<i>It does seem a little bit
like an unlikely pairing, though.</i>

397
00:22:43.030 --> 00:22:44.990
<i>Yeah,
I didn't totally get it either.</i>

398
00:22:45.157 --> 00:22:47.659
<i>But Millie's got a real instinct
for these things.</i>

399
00:22:47.826 --> 00:22:49.077
<i>Antwan is a genius.</i>

400
00:22:49.244 --> 00:22:52.581
<i>He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.</i>

401
00:22:52.748 --> 00:22:54.916
<i>It's a chance for our work
to be seen by a wider audience.</i>

402
00:22:55.083 --> 00:22:57.044
- God, those two were young and dumb.
- Jeez.

403
00:22:57.210 --> 00:22:58.670
So we're breaking and entering now?

404
00:22:59.254 --> 00:23:02.758
How does it feel working for a galactic
black hole of frozen shit?

405
00:23:02.924 --> 00:23:04.885
You have to leave. I can't talk to you.

406
00:23:05.052 --> 00:23:06.595
Aw, shame will have that effect.

407
00:23:06.762 --> 00:23:08.388
No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.

408
00:23:08.555 --> 00:23:11.016
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects

409
00:23:11.183 --> 00:23:13.185
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA

410
00:23:13.268 --> 00:23:14.603
and it could get me fired.

411
00:23:14.686 --> 00:23:17.272
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?

412
00:23:17.439 --> 00:23:19.107
No, he bought it and then he shelved it.

413
00:23:19.274 --> 00:23:22.319
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.

414
00:23:22.486 --> 00:23:23.570
How can I move on?

415
00:23:23.737 --> 00:23:25.113
How can you?

416
00:23:25.280 --> 00:23:28.116
Antwan swiped our AI engine
to use in his dumb shooter.

417
00:23:28.283 --> 00:23:31.745
Did he, Millie?
Because, honestly, I'm not so sure.

418
00:23:31.912 --> 00:23:34.456
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting.

419
00:23:34.623 --> 00:23:37.876
And <i>Free City,</i> it may be popular but
it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.

420
00:23:38.043 --> 00:23:39.878
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.

421
00:23:40.045 --> 00:23:42.214
- Millie, I'm--
- Come on, Keys, he stole from us.

422
00:23:42.714 --> 00:23:43.715
And now he's lying about it

423
00:23:43.882 --> 00:23:46.176
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.

424
00:23:46.343 --> 00:23:47.344
Millie--

425
00:23:47.427 --> 00:23:49.930
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.

426
00:23:50.097 --> 00:23:53.475
All I need from you
is to get me in there.

427
00:23:53.642 --> 00:23:55.894
Millie, I care about you

428
00:24:00.524 --> 00:24:02.025
but you need to leave.

429
00:24:10.367 --> 00:24:12.369
Today is gonna be different, Goldie.

430
00:25:13.555 --> 00:25:14.764
What are we lookin' at?

431
00:25:15.473 --> 00:25:17.601
Who are you?

432
00:25:17.767 --> 00:25:18.977
Okay, okay. Okay.

433
00:25:19.436 --> 00:25:21.730
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.

434
00:25:21.897 --> 00:25:22.898
Oh, yeah.

435
00:25:23.023 --> 00:25:25.650
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?

436
00:25:25.817 --> 00:25:28.778
I waited outside by the murder train,

437
00:25:28.862 --> 00:25:30.197
then I followed you.

438
00:25:30.280 --> 00:25:31.281
Shit!

439
00:25:46.838 --> 00:25:48.006
Can I come with you?

440
00:25:49.424 --> 00:25:50.508
Yes?

441
00:25:51.968 --> 00:25:54.179
Holy hell, what just happened?

442
00:25:54.346 --> 00:25:56.765
What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.

443
00:25:57.098 --> 00:26:00.060
No, I mean, how did we get from there
to wherever this is?

444
00:26:00.227 --> 00:26:01.478
You mean the portal gun?

445
00:26:01.978 --> 00:26:03.563
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.

446
00:26:03.730 --> 00:26:05.857
Wow, you are a special kind of noob.

447
00:26:06.024 --> 00:26:07.150
Thank you. You too.

448
00:26:07.234 --> 00:26:08.318
Turn around.

449
00:26:08.401 --> 00:26:10.403
Okay.

450
00:26:13.740 --> 00:26:14.741
Oh.

451
00:26:18.995 --> 00:26:20.372
Is this the North Pole?

452
00:26:20.538 --> 00:26:21.957
Listen, dude.

453
00:26:22.123 --> 00:26:23.667
- Guy.
- Guy. Whatever.

454
00:26:23.833 --> 00:26:25.543
Props on the NPC outfit,

455
00:26:25.710 --> 00:26:28.129
but I'm busy trying to figure out
how to steal something.

456
00:26:28.296 --> 00:26:30.048
Maybe I could help you.

457
00:26:30.215 --> 00:26:31.258
I work alone.

458
00:26:31.424 --> 00:26:32.842
You have beautiful grenades.

459
00:26:33.009 --> 00:26:35.762
Besides, if you want to have any chance
of making an impact here,

460
00:26:35.971 --> 00:26:37.597
you need to have
a higher level than that.

461
00:26:38.098 --> 00:26:39.641
- That's tough. No.
- No.

462
00:26:40.392 --> 00:26:41.393
Higher level?

463
00:26:41.476 --> 00:26:42.686
Good Lord, rook.

464
00:26:44.479 --> 00:26:45.480
See?

465
00:26:45.647 --> 00:26:47.190
- Oh.
- That's mine.

466
00:26:47.607 --> 00:26:48.817
And that's yours.

467
00:26:49.567 --> 00:26:53.613
Oh. What,
is one the best or the worst?

468
00:26:53.780 --> 00:26:55.282
There is literally nothing lower.

469
00:26:55.448 --> 00:26:57.200
Well, how do I get to a higher level?

470
00:26:57.367 --> 00:26:59.286
- Really?
- Really.

471
00:27:00.245 --> 00:27:03.415
- You know, get stuff.
- Yeah.

472
00:27:03.581 --> 00:27:04.874
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Yeah.

473
00:27:05.625 --> 00:27:06.876
- Experience, guns...
- Yeah.

474
00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:07.961
- Put that down.
- Uh-huh.

475
00:27:08.044 --> 00:27:10.463
Money. This is Free City.

476
00:27:10.630 --> 00:27:12.632
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,

477
00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:14.884
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.

478
00:27:15.051 --> 00:27:17.470
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.

479
00:27:19.889 --> 00:27:23.393
Hmm. I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.

480
00:27:24.185 --> 00:27:27.897
Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet
on here is a sociopathic man-child.

481
00:27:29.107 --> 00:27:30.233
Thank you.

482
00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:32.986
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad, though, is it?

483
00:27:33.111 --> 00:27:35.780
Oh! Pretty bleak.

484
00:27:36.489 --> 00:27:38.992
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.

485
00:27:39.159 --> 00:27:42.704
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?

486
00:27:43.747 --> 00:27:45.081
And he's a dick?

487
00:27:45.248 --> 00:27:47.792
His name's Antwan,
and, yes, he's an absolute troll.

488
00:27:48.376 --> 00:27:49.669
Trolls exist?

489
00:27:50.837 --> 00:27:53.340
Look, I don't know if anybody does it,

490
00:27:53.506 --> 00:27:56.343
but you could rack experience points up
by being a good guy.

491
00:27:56.509 --> 00:27:58.428
- Like a hero.
- Ooh. Easy, tiger.

492
00:27:58.595 --> 00:28:00.555
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.

493
00:28:00.722 --> 00:28:02.098
All that shit makes your level go up.

494
00:28:02.265 --> 00:28:03.641
Go be the good guy.

495
00:28:03.808 --> 00:28:05.060
Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.

496
00:28:05.185 --> 00:28:06.353
Ooh! Ooh.

497
00:28:06.436 --> 00:28:08.730
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.

498
00:28:08.813 --> 00:28:09.898
Off you go.

499
00:28:10.065 --> 00:28:12.108
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've levelled up enough?

500
00:28:12.275 --> 00:28:15.028
- Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
- Whoa.

501
00:28:15.111 --> 00:28:16.780
- Bye now.
- That's so much more than one.

502
00:28:17.155 --> 00:28:18.198
- Like, 99 more.
- Bye now.

503
00:28:18.365 --> 00:28:19.366
Okay.

504
00:28:57.195 --> 00:28:58.279
Hi.

505
00:29:26.391 --> 00:29:27.475
Thanks, Guy.

506
00:29:47.787 --> 00:29:48.788
Good morning, Goldie.

507
00:29:49.706 --> 00:29:50.874
Good morning, Goldie.

508
00:29:51.541 --> 00:29:53.209
Good fucking morning, Goldie.

509
00:29:53.376 --> 00:29:57.130
<i>I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.</i>

510
00:29:57.213 --> 00:30:01.885
<i>BSG is levelling up and at a record pace
by playing the hero.</i>

511
00:30:02.051 --> 00:30:05.513
<i>It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?"</i>

512
00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:09.225
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.

513
00:30:09.392 --> 00:30:11.019
<i>And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,</i>

514
00:30:11.102 --> 00:30:12.979
<i>a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.</i>

515
00:30:13.146 --> 00:30:15.023
<i>- This is bullshit.
- Who is this guy?</i>

516
00:30:15.190 --> 00:30:16.274
<i>I don't know, but he's good.</i>

517
00:30:16.441 --> 00:30:18.651
<i>Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC</i>

518
00:30:18.818 --> 00:30:21.070
<i>but he's running around,
levelling up crazy fast</i>

519
00:30:21.237 --> 00:30:22.363
<i>by being the freaking good guy.</i>

520
00:30:22.530 --> 00:30:25.617
"This colourful character
in the video game <i>Free City</i>

521
00:30:25.783 --> 00:30:28.620
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy."

522
00:30:28.786 --> 00:30:30.538
- Piper.
- Who is Blue Shirt Guy?

523
00:30:30.705 --> 00:30:31.789
You're absolutely right.

524
00:30:31.956 --> 00:30:36.961
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?

525
00:30:50.600 --> 00:30:53.019
Whoo-hoo!

526
00:31:02.779 --> 00:31:05.657
There's a worldwide craze that has
captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!

527
00:31:06.282 --> 00:31:07.283
Hello, Hinata.

528
00:31:08.034 --> 00:31:09.536
You have a great outfit.

529
00:31:09.786 --> 00:31:10.954
Don't have a good day...

530
00:31:11.162 --> 00:31:12.539
Have a GREAT day!

531
00:31:12.705 --> 00:31:15.416
Crazy awesome!!!

532
00:31:56.457 --> 00:32:00.044
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today, huh?

533
00:32:00.211 --> 00:32:02.422
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you.

534
00:32:03.464 --> 00:32:04.507
What is this shirt?

535
00:32:04.674 --> 00:32:06.050
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?

536
00:32:07.135 --> 00:32:08.803
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.

537
00:32:08.970 --> 00:32:11.639
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?

538
00:32:11.806 --> 00:32:13.016
Or is somebody outside pumping you up?

539
00:32:13.182 --> 00:32:16.060
I'm sorry
that I haven't been around, Bud.

540
00:32:16.227 --> 00:32:17.562
I've been figuring some stuff out.

541
00:32:17.729 --> 00:32:20.607
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.

542
00:32:20.773 --> 00:32:22.775
Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,

543
00:32:22.859 --> 00:32:24.444
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.

544
00:32:24.611 --> 00:32:26.112
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.

545
00:32:26.279 --> 00:32:27.739
- The girl.
- Oh, my God.

546
00:32:28.156 --> 00:32:29.365
I talked to her. I talked to her.

547
00:32:29.532 --> 00:32:31.868
- The one with the sunglasses?
- The sunglasses, yes!

548
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:33.995
I talked to one of the sunglass people

549
00:32:34.078 --> 00:32:36.539
and now I'm one of the sunglass people.

550
00:32:36.706 --> 00:32:38.249
Me.

551
00:32:38.333 --> 00:32:39.834
Everybody down on the ground!

552
00:32:40.001 --> 00:32:41.419
You're so hot.

553
00:32:41.586 --> 00:32:44.380
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?

554
00:32:44.547 --> 00:32:45.715
Your life could be fuller.

555
00:32:45.882 --> 00:32:48.009
That you're free to make
your own decisions. Your own choices.

556
00:32:48.176 --> 00:32:49.177
Yo, dumbass.

557
00:32:49.260 --> 00:32:50.637
We are in the middle of something.

558
00:32:51.346 --> 00:32:52.430
Uh...

559
00:32:52.513 --> 00:32:54.474
- That's my gun.
- Quiet time.

560
00:32:55.475 --> 00:32:58.603
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.

561
00:32:58.770 --> 00:33:00.438
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.

562
00:33:02.565 --> 00:33:04.233
We do now.

563
00:33:05.943 --> 00:33:06.986
<i>Mine now.</i>

564
00:33:07.070 --> 00:33:08.488
Are you kidding me?

565
00:33:10.865 --> 00:33:12.659
- Put 'em on.
- No.

566
00:33:12.825 --> 00:33:14.869
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?

567
00:33:15.036 --> 00:33:17.580
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.

568
00:33:17.914 --> 00:33:19.499
You're gonna see.

569
00:33:22.794 --> 00:33:23.878
Come on.

570
00:33:24.921 --> 00:33:26.255
I can't, okay?

571
00:33:28.341 --> 00:33:29.425
I'm sorry.

572
00:33:36.349 --> 00:33:38.101
I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.

573
00:33:38.267 --> 00:33:40.520
Now get out of here. Go be nicer.

574
00:33:40.687 --> 00:33:42.605
Beat it. Go, go, go.

575
00:33:42.772 --> 00:33:44.273
Don't walk, run.

576
00:33:44.982 --> 00:33:46.401
And you...

577
00:33:46.776 --> 00:33:47.860
Ugh.

578
00:33:47.944 --> 00:33:49.028
Sorry.

579
00:33:49.862 --> 00:33:52.865
...um, you could do so much better
than that guy.

580
00:33:53.032 --> 00:33:56.119
You could be with, like, a good guy.

581
00:33:57.286 --> 00:33:59.539
Or maybe
I don't have to be with any guy.

582
00:33:59.706 --> 00:34:02.083
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.

583
00:34:02.250 --> 00:34:03.876
- They really are.
- Terrible.

584
00:34:04.043 --> 00:34:05.253
Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.

585
00:34:12.802 --> 00:34:14.220
You're my best friend, Buddy.

586
00:34:14.387 --> 00:34:16.639
And you don't have to be scared.

587
00:34:16.806 --> 00:34:19.475
If you change your mind, I'll be around.

588
00:34:25.732 --> 00:34:28.025
Yo, Keys,
our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.

589
00:34:28.985 --> 00:34:29.986
I know.

590
00:34:30.153 --> 00:34:31.487
Who is this guy?

591
00:35:00.558 --> 00:35:01.642
I'm here.

592
00:35:02.310 --> 00:35:03.853
<i>I really appreciate this, Keys.</i>

593
00:35:04.020 --> 00:35:05.980
Okay. Just to be clear,

594
00:35:06.147 --> 00:35:08.983
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.

595
00:35:09.150 --> 00:35:12.236
If this clip really does prove
that Antwan reused our code illegally,

596
00:35:12.403 --> 00:35:13.404
go find it and get out.

597
00:35:14.864 --> 00:35:18.910
Player's doing the
jewellery store mission in midtown.

598
00:35:19.076 --> 00:35:20.536
That gives you 5 minutes.

599
00:35:23.080 --> 00:35:24.207
<i>And go.</i>

600
00:35:33.424 --> 00:35:35.802
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.

601
00:35:35.885 --> 00:35:36.969
<i>Really?</i>

602
00:35:37.094 --> 00:35:38.554
I'm sitting on the toilet right now,
stealing user codes,

603
00:35:38.721 --> 00:35:40.389
so I don't exactly feel like one.

604
00:35:40.556 --> 00:35:41.724
Oh, you never have.

605
00:35:41.891 --> 00:35:43.184
Good thing I know better.

606
00:35:43.351 --> 00:35:47.438
<i>All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.</i>

607
00:35:47.605 --> 00:35:49.357
- Thanks for the assist.
<i>- You got it.</i>

608
00:35:49.524 --> 00:35:50.942
<i>I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.</i>

609
00:36:16.050 --> 00:36:17.760
Keys! I need your help!

610
00:36:17.927 --> 00:36:19.554
He's got that place booby-trapped
with spawn points.

611
00:36:19.720 --> 00:36:20.805
Millie, I can't help you.

612
00:36:42.451 --> 00:36:43.494
Blue Shirt Guy?

613
00:36:43.661 --> 00:36:47.290
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.

614
00:36:47.623 --> 00:36:50.918
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.

615
00:36:58.551 --> 00:36:59.552
What are you doing here?

616
00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:02.555
I was trying to steal a video clip,
now we're trying not to die.

617
00:37:03.764 --> 00:37:04.765
Who are you talking to?

618
00:37:06.684 --> 00:37:09.437
You know, that player in the NPC skin.

619
00:37:10.313 --> 00:37:12.273
Millie, there are no other players
in that house.

620
00:37:13.733 --> 00:37:15.776
That actually hurt my hand.

621
00:37:15.943 --> 00:37:17.028
Get down!

622
00:38:05.868 --> 00:38:08.704
I'm sorry! Oh, God!

623
00:38:13.209 --> 00:38:14.460
We're doing great.

624
00:38:26.263 --> 00:38:27.348
Wow!

625
00:38:29.642 --> 00:38:31.018
We should definitely go!

626
00:38:32.603 --> 00:38:33.688
Oh, shit!

627
00:38:41.070 --> 00:38:43.072
- Is that a Glock in your pocket?
- No.

628
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:45.157
- What?
- It's two Glocks.

629
00:38:46.283 --> 00:38:47.368
Oh!

630
00:39:19.900 --> 00:39:21.736
I don't suppose this thing can fly.

631
00:39:21.819 --> 00:39:22.987
No.

632
00:39:23.154 --> 00:39:24.238
Jump.

633
00:39:24.905 --> 00:39:26.073
Wow!

634
00:39:26.866 --> 00:39:29.201
Whoa!

635
00:39:38.044 --> 00:39:39.420
Oh, shit.

636
00:39:54.351 --> 00:39:55.936
Good morning, sheeple!

637
00:39:56.103 --> 00:39:57.438
Oh, you are fired.

638
00:39:57.605 --> 00:40:00.274
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies. Retailers won't carry the game.

639
00:40:00.441 --> 00:40:01.984
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.

640
00:40:02.151 --> 00:40:03.235
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition.

641
00:40:03.402 --> 00:40:05.988
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?

642
00:40:06.155 --> 00:40:08.657
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.

643
00:40:08.824 --> 00:40:10.451
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom

644
00:40:10.618 --> 00:40:13.454
because she's got no proof
and her ex-partner works for me.

645
00:40:13.621 --> 00:40:14.622
We're golden.

646
00:40:14.705 --> 00:40:16.290
Antwan, hey. You look great.

647
00:40:16.373 --> 00:40:17.708
Uh, I thought you were
still at Burning Man.

648
00:40:17.875 --> 00:40:20.127
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man?

649
00:40:20.294 --> 00:40:21.295
You, you, you--

650
00:40:21.420 --> 00:40:23.631
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.

651
00:40:23.798 --> 00:40:25.174
You heard about the asshole
running around in the game

652
00:40:25.508 --> 00:40:26.509
who looks like an NPC?

653
00:40:26.592 --> 00:40:29.178
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.

654
00:40:29.345 --> 00:40:32.765
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.

655
00:40:32.932 --> 00:40:35.935
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in <i>Free City 2.</i>

656
00:40:36.102 --> 00:40:39.355
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?

657
00:40:39.522 --> 00:40:41.440
'Roid him out.
Make him a hitman or something.

658
00:40:41.607 --> 00:40:44.401
Antwan, we're already way behind porting
over the skins from <i>Free City 1.</i>

659
00:40:44.568 --> 00:40:46.153
Skins?
Don't even worry about that.

660
00:40:46.237 --> 00:40:47.863
They won't be usable in <i>Free City 2.</i>

661
00:40:48.030 --> 00:40:49.156
Antwan, you told the fans

662
00:40:49.323 --> 00:40:51.617
<i>Free City 2</i> is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.

663
00:40:51.784 --> 00:40:53.828
You said there'd be the same characters
in the sequel.

664
00:40:53.994 --> 00:40:57.331
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.

665
00:40:57.498 --> 00:40:59.708
Listen, Antwan,
the game is already buggier than ever.

666
00:40:59.875 --> 00:41:01.210
I got a stack of user complaints,
like, a mile high.

667
00:41:01.377 --> 00:41:02.711
Look, I know it sucks.

668
00:41:02.878 --> 00:41:07.424
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.

669
00:41:07.591 --> 00:41:10.594
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.

670
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:11.720
What?

671
00:41:11.804 --> 00:41:14.306
Make an original? Why would I do that
when I could make a sequel?

672
00:41:14.473 --> 00:41:15.474
A sequel.

673
00:41:15.558 --> 00:41:16.684
So we can make it better?

674
00:41:16.851 --> 00:41:19.770
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.

675
00:41:19.937 --> 00:41:21.105
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay.

676
00:41:21.272 --> 00:41:22.648
You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

677
00:41:22.731 --> 00:41:23.732
- Mmm-hmm.
- No.

678
00:41:23.899 --> 00:41:26.735
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,

679
00:41:26.902 --> 00:41:28.737
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,

680
00:41:28.904 --> 00:41:30.531
why would I make
another restaurant called,

681
00:41:30.614 --> 00:41:32.741
uh, I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?

682
00:41:32.908 --> 00:41:34.869
- Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
- Mmm-hmm. No sense.

683
00:41:35.035 --> 00:41:36.787
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.

684
00:41:36.871 --> 00:41:38.372
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken,
Part Two.

685
00:41:39.123 --> 00:41:41.250
Uh, yum.
Drop the deuce on him.

686
00:41:41.417 --> 00:41:43.627
Come on. Come here. Come here.

687
00:41:43.794 --> 00:41:44.920
I don't want you to stress

688
00:41:45.004 --> 00:41:46.505
that glorious shampoo commercial head
of yours about it.

689
00:41:47.464 --> 00:41:50.634
<i>Free City 2</i> is gonna be jumunjious.

690
00:41:50.801 --> 00:41:52.553
That's not a word.

691
00:41:54.305 --> 00:41:56.223
You sure you don't wanna bump up
to programming?

692
00:41:56.390 --> 00:41:58.184
I know you got the brains for it.

693
00:41:59.226 --> 00:42:01.478
No thanks. I'm good right where I am.

694
00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:07.902
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.

695
00:42:08.068 --> 00:42:10.279
But it's all good with me
if I don't have to pay you more.

696
00:42:10.446 --> 00:42:11.989
Antwan out.

697
00:42:22.750 --> 00:42:24.210
Who is this guy?

698
00:42:32.468 --> 00:42:33.469
Wow!

699
00:42:33.636 --> 00:42:35.179
I took your advice.

700
00:42:37.097 --> 00:42:38.307
I levelled up.

701
00:42:39.225 --> 00:42:40.559
Impressive.

702
00:42:42.353 --> 00:42:44.355
Why are you doing all of this?

703
00:42:44.521 --> 00:42:48.442
You know, I guess I felt trapped.

704
00:42:49.526 --> 00:42:51.028
You know, in my life,

705
00:42:51.195 --> 00:42:53.239
I just felt so

706
00:42:53.697 --> 00:42:55.032
Stuck.

707
00:42:56.533 --> 00:42:59.745
Yeah. And then I saw you.

708
00:43:01.205 --> 00:43:02.998
Then I saw you.

709
00:43:03.958 --> 00:43:05.084
Who are you?

710
00:43:05.834 --> 00:43:07.002
I'm Guy.

711
00:43:07.169 --> 00:43:09.129
No, who are you really?

712
00:43:09.296 --> 00:43:10.297
Still Guy.

713
00:43:10.381 --> 00:43:14.426
All of this, levelling up so fast.

714
00:43:15.177 --> 00:43:17.513
Giving this whole world the finger.

715
00:43:17.680 --> 00:43:18.931
How are you pulling this off?

716
00:43:19.098 --> 00:43:22.059
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.

717
00:43:22.142 --> 00:43:23.894
You work at Soonami, don't you?

718
00:43:23.978 --> 00:43:25.688
- No.
- You've got an inside track.

719
00:43:25.771 --> 00:43:27.523
- I work at the bank.
- Right. The bank.

720
00:43:27.690 --> 00:43:31.735
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.

721
00:43:31.902 --> 00:43:33.237
Yes, I work at the bank.

722
00:43:33.404 --> 00:43:35.572
Where did you get that skin?

723
00:43:36.782 --> 00:43:38.575
It's always, sort of, been there.

724
00:43:38.742 --> 00:43:40.869
Why do people keep asking me
that question?

725
00:43:41.036 --> 00:43:42.788
I don't know, why do they?

726
00:43:46.083 --> 00:43:49.003
No, no. Not doing that. I--

727
00:43:50.129 --> 00:43:51.463
What's happening right now?

728
00:43:51.630 --> 00:43:53.424
I don't know, but I don't buy it.

729
00:43:53.590 --> 00:43:54.883
No.

730
00:43:55.050 --> 00:43:56.844
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
- Fine. Good.

731
00:43:57.011 --> 00:43:58.304
- I'll let it go.
- Yes.

732
00:43:58.846 --> 00:44:00.014
Great.

733
00:44:00.180 --> 00:44:01.515
We all have our secrets, I guess.

734
00:44:01.682 --> 00:44:03.267
Yes, we do.

735
00:44:05.936 --> 00:44:06.937
Hey.

736
00:44:08.522 --> 00:44:10.482
Do you like ice cream?

737
00:44:10.941 --> 00:44:13.235
I can't believe
I've never been here.

738
00:44:13.819 --> 00:44:15.237
Well, it's sort of a secret.

739
00:44:15.988 --> 00:44:19.325
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.

740
00:44:19.491 --> 00:44:21.118
Yeah, it makes sense.

741
00:44:22.328 --> 00:44:24.163
No missions here.

742
00:44:25.122 --> 00:44:28.375
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.

743
00:44:28.542 --> 00:44:29.918
This is my favourite flavour
in the whole world.

744
00:44:30.085 --> 00:44:32.296
- We'll take two of the usual, please.
- You got it, Guy.

745
00:44:32.463 --> 00:44:34.423
It's bubble gum flavour.

746
00:44:34.590 --> 00:44:36.050
You think I'm crazy, don't you?

747
00:44:36.383 --> 00:44:37.593
Guy,

748
00:44:37.760 --> 00:44:40.804
get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.

749
00:44:40.971 --> 00:44:42.556
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?

750
00:44:42.723 --> 00:44:44.933
No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.

751
00:44:45.100 --> 00:44:46.101
No, I do.

752
00:44:46.185 --> 00:44:47.603
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.

753
00:44:47.770 --> 00:44:48.937
- No way. Here.
- Yeah.

754
00:44:49.104 --> 00:44:50.606
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

755
00:44:50.689 --> 00:44:51.690
Mmm.

756
00:44:52.066 --> 00:44:53.067
How good is that?

757
00:44:53.317 --> 00:44:54.318
You can taste it?

758
00:44:54.401 --> 00:44:57.905
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.

759
00:44:58.405 --> 00:44:59.531
- Mmm-hmm?
- Mmm.

760
00:45:00.908 --> 00:45:02.826
Coffee used to be my favourite food,

761
00:45:02.993 --> 00:45:05.162
but, compared with this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.

762
00:45:05.245 --> 00:45:07.289
What?

763
00:45:10.250 --> 00:45:12.878
Nothing. You're funny.

764
00:45:14.171 --> 00:45:15.589
- I am?
- Yeah.

765
00:45:15.756 --> 00:45:18.258
Weird funny.

766
00:45:18.342 --> 00:45:20.719
But that's kind of my speed.

767
00:45:20.886 --> 00:45:22.888
Weird funny,
that's totally my speed, too.

768
00:45:23.055 --> 00:45:24.973
- Great.
- Yeah. I know a joke.

769
00:45:25.140 --> 00:45:26.517
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?

770
00:45:26.683 --> 00:45:27.768
- Please.
- Okay.

771
00:45:28.644 --> 00:45:30.938
A homosexual
and a man in a wheelchair

772
00:45:31.021 --> 00:45:33.232
are trying to murder
a very small child.

773
00:45:33.315 --> 00:45:35.609
- The cripple says to the homosexual--
- Whoa. Stop, stop.

774
00:45:35.776 --> 00:45:37.861
Stop! Where did you hear that?

775
00:45:38.028 --> 00:45:40.531
A robbery.
The gunman told it to the driver

776
00:45:40.697 --> 00:45:43.742
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorised it and told everyone.

777
00:45:43.909 --> 00:45:45.744
Word of advice?

778
00:45:45.911 --> 00:45:48.956
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of <i>Free City.</i>

779
00:45:49.039 --> 00:45:50.124
Trolls?

780
00:45:50.207 --> 00:45:51.542
Is that a swing set?

781
00:46:17.109 --> 00:46:18.527
Holy--

782
00:46:26.243 --> 00:46:28.537
Okay, this is too weird.

783
00:46:28.704 --> 00:46:31.665
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream,
and now swings?

784
00:46:31.832 --> 00:46:34.001
- This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.

785
00:46:34.168 --> 00:46:35.544
I thought the same thing.

786
00:46:35.711 --> 00:46:38.630
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.

787
00:46:40.132 --> 00:46:41.967
<i>Growing up in my family, it was--</i>

788
00:46:42.176 --> 00:46:44.428
You don't wanna hear this. No.

789
00:46:44.887 --> 00:46:47.014
Oh, I wanna hear everything.

790
00:46:47.097 --> 00:46:48.599
Oh.

791
00:46:48.932 --> 00:46:51.643
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.

792
00:46:52.144 --> 00:46:55.814
You had to win, and that pressure,
you know,

793
00:46:55.981 --> 00:46:57.941
<i>it was just constant.</i>

794
00:46:58.650 --> 00:47:01.945
But when I was in the back garden
on that little swing--

795
00:47:02.112 --> 00:47:03.238
You know that moment,

796
00:47:03.405 --> 00:47:07.242
<i>that split second between
rising and falling,</i>

797
00:47:07.409 --> 00:47:09.369
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.

798
00:47:09.453 --> 00:47:10.454
In love.

799
00:47:10.537 --> 00:47:12.748
Free. What you said. Yeah.

800
00:47:15.709 --> 00:47:17.711
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?

801
00:47:19.046 --> 00:47:20.339
You want to kiss me?

802
00:47:21.965 --> 00:47:23.842
I wanna kiss you so badly.

803
00:47:24.259 --> 00:47:25.469
You want to kiss me badly?

804
00:47:25.636 --> 00:47:27.012
- No!
- No?

805
00:47:27.179 --> 00:47:28.931
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.

806
00:47:29.097 --> 00:47:30.641
I mean, I'm an idiot,

807
00:47:30.807 --> 00:47:32.267
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.

808
00:47:32.434 --> 00:47:33.727
No, you're not. You're not.

809
00:47:33.894 --> 00:47:35.187
I mean, um,

810
00:47:36.271 --> 00:47:38.649
uh, if you know how to, go for it.

811
00:47:38.815 --> 00:47:39.983
I know how.

812
00:47:41.235 --> 00:47:42.236
Okay.

813
00:47:44.404 --> 00:47:45.906
Here goes.

814
00:48:08.136 --> 00:48:12.474
That was so much better than ice cream.

815
00:48:12.558 --> 00:48:13.934
Whoa!

816
00:48:14.017 --> 00:48:15.435
I think someone's at the door.

817
00:48:15.602 --> 00:48:16.603
I'll say.

818
00:48:16.770 --> 00:48:18.564
Well, this was great.

819
00:48:18.730 --> 00:48:19.856
Yeah, it was.

820
00:48:19.940 --> 00:48:21.733
Let's meet up again sometime soon.
Yeah?

821
00:48:21.817 --> 00:48:23.610
Yes. Definitely.

822
00:48:23.777 --> 00:48:25.153
Maybe in the real world.

823
00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:26.405
What?

824
00:48:26.863 --> 00:48:28.240
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

825
00:48:28.407 --> 00:48:29.783
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.

826
00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:32.953
Bye, Molotov.

827
00:48:33.120 --> 00:48:36.957
Hey, my real name is Millie.

828
00:48:38.208 --> 00:48:41.962
My real name continues to be Guy.

829
00:48:48.635 --> 00:48:51.972
Millie, open up! Millie, it's me,
it's Keys! Open up! Come on!

830
00:48:52.055 --> 00:48:54.766
Millie! It's me, open up!

831
00:48:54.850 --> 00:48:56.810
- What?
- You were right.

832
00:48:57.352 --> 00:48:59.229
- You were right.
- Oh, come on in.

833
00:48:59.396 --> 00:49:01.815
You were right.
Our code, it is in <i>Free City</i>

834
00:49:01.982 --> 00:49:04.693
and, Millie, it works.

835
00:49:04.860 --> 00:49:06.361
Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.

836
00:49:06.528 --> 00:49:08.405
Just forget about that
for one second.

837
00:49:08.614 --> 00:49:10.782
I'm saying that our game, <i>Life Itself,</i>

838
00:49:10.949 --> 00:49:13.744
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...

839
00:49:13.910 --> 00:49:14.995
- Yeah?
- ...worked.

840
00:49:15.162 --> 00:49:16.788
- Keys.
- The AI worked.

841
00:49:16.955 --> 00:49:20.292
It's the reason why <i>Free City</i> is
so realistic and people love it so much.

842
00:49:20.459 --> 00:49:22.336
And of course it doesn't look the same.

843
00:49:22.502 --> 00:49:25.297
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,

844
00:49:25.464 --> 00:49:28.258
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.

845
00:49:28.425 --> 00:49:32.846
But the underlying code in the game
is the same. Our code.

846
00:49:33.013 --> 00:49:34.765
And Guy, I mean, he has evolved
way further

847
00:49:34.848 --> 00:49:35.849
than we thought was even possible.

848
00:49:35.974 --> 00:49:38.352
Wait, are you talking about the hacker
in the NPC skin?

849
00:49:38.518 --> 00:49:41.938
Millie, I'm talking about the fact
that Blue Shirt Guy...

850
00:49:42.105 --> 00:49:43.106
Yeah?

851
00:49:43.273 --> 00:49:44.691
...is not a player.

852
00:49:45.108 --> 00:49:47.944
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.

853
00:49:48.111 --> 00:49:50.280
I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.

854
00:49:50.364 --> 00:49:54.493
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.

855
00:49:55.952 --> 00:49:57.704
- No! No.
- I know.

856
00:49:57.871 --> 00:49:59.247
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah.

857
00:49:59.414 --> 00:50:00.791
- Guy? My Guy?
- Guy.

858
00:50:00.957 --> 00:50:02.125
- One who has been--
- Your Guy?

859
00:50:02.292 --> 00:50:03.418
- Holy--
- This is a good thing.

860
00:50:03.585 --> 00:50:05.087
No, it's really bad.

861
00:50:05.253 --> 00:50:08.423
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.

862
00:50:08.590 --> 00:50:09.925
We did it, Mills.

863
00:50:11.051 --> 00:50:14.971
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.

864
00:50:15.138 --> 00:50:18.058
Okay? Did you know
that the NPCs have private lives?

865
00:50:18.975 --> 00:50:21.103
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.

866
00:50:21.269 --> 00:50:23.271
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.

867
00:50:23.438 --> 00:50:25.357
I can't even froth my own oat milk
in the morning.

868
00:50:25.816 --> 00:50:28.068
And the Bombshell character in the game

869
00:50:28.235 --> 00:50:30.946
wrote a memoir
that's a searing indictment

870
00:50:31.113 --> 00:50:32.823
of gender roles, the patriarchy.

871
00:50:32.989 --> 00:50:34.783
It's a little preachy in parts
but, over all, it's pretty good.

872
00:50:34.950 --> 00:50:35.951
Millie, we have to celebrate!

873
00:50:36.076 --> 00:50:37.869
- No, this can't be happening.
- What are you talking about?

874
00:50:38.036 --> 00:50:40.539
- This is what we've been working for!
- No, I let him kiss me!

875
00:50:42.040 --> 00:50:43.500
So, yeah.

876
00:50:46.920 --> 00:50:48.422
I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?

877
00:50:48.588 --> 00:50:49.631
Guy.

878
00:50:50.757 --> 00:50:51.758
Guy?

879
00:50:51.842 --> 00:50:56.555
The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy
in, like, forever

880
00:50:56.722 --> 00:50:59.349
and of course he's not even real!

881
00:50:59.516 --> 00:51:00.851
Uh, there's not a button for that.

882
00:51:01.727 --> 00:51:03.186
Oh, he found the button.

883
00:51:03.353 --> 00:51:04.813
- Okay.
- Yeah.

884
00:51:04.896 --> 00:51:07.190
- I am-- I'm so confused...
- Why is it so hot?

885
00:51:07.357 --> 00:51:08.525
...and surprisingly curious.

886
00:51:09.192 --> 00:51:12.904
You let an artificially intelligent

887
00:51:12.988 --> 00:51:14.698
- video game character kiss you?
- Oh, okay,

888
00:51:14.781 --> 00:51:16.324
- can you just stop saying it like that?
- And then you thought that would be--

889
00:51:16.491 --> 00:51:18.368
Because you have got to meet him, Keys.

890
00:51:18.535 --> 00:51:21.496
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.

891
00:51:21.663 --> 00:51:23.915
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.

892
00:51:24.082 --> 00:51:27.544
Also, Millie, food for thought,
he's, like, four.

893
00:51:29.212 --> 00:51:30.839
- Really? You're gonna do that?
- Really.

894
00:51:31.006 --> 00:51:32.632
Wow, you just made that really creepy.

895
00:51:33.800 --> 00:51:35.010
Millie, put all that aside.

896
00:51:35.093 --> 00:51:36.386
Weird or not,
when people find out about this,

897
00:51:36.470 --> 00:51:39.055
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.

898
00:51:39.222 --> 00:51:40.223
What?

899
00:51:40.307 --> 00:51:41.767
Oh, my God, if they see this--

900
00:51:42.225 --> 00:51:43.518
- What? What is it?
- Oh!

901
00:51:43.643 --> 00:51:45.020
Antwan. What else?

902
00:51:45.562 --> 00:51:47.981
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,

903
00:51:48.148 --> 00:51:50.233
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.

904
00:51:50.400 --> 00:51:51.735
I think he's lying about <i>Free City 1.</i>

905
00:51:51.818 --> 00:51:52.861
What are you talking about?

906
00:51:52.944 --> 00:51:56.865
Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...

907
00:51:56.948 --> 00:51:59.075
...I mean, there's not even a single
character from <i>Free City 1</i> on here.

908
00:51:59.242 --> 00:52:00.660
<i>Free City 2</i> is not an update...

909
00:52:00.827 --> 00:52:02.120
- It's a replacement.
- Exactly.

910
00:52:02.287 --> 00:52:03.914
So when <i>Free City 2</i> launches
on Monday--

911
00:52:04.080 --> 00:52:07.375
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code,
everything, will be deleted.

912
00:52:07.542 --> 00:52:08.794
He can't do that.

913
00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:12.130
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.

914
00:52:15.759 --> 00:52:16.927
We're screwed.

915
00:52:17.636 --> 00:52:19.221
Maybe not.

916
00:52:19.679 --> 00:52:21.848
If we can find our original build
in the game,

917
00:52:22.015 --> 00:52:24.684
it'll prove that Antwan used our code
without properly licensing it.

918
00:52:24.851 --> 00:52:27.020
And we just have to find it
before <i>Free City 2</i> launches.

919
00:52:27.187 --> 00:52:28.438
We have 48 hours.

920
00:52:28.605 --> 00:52:30.023
I've looked, Keys. You know I have.

921
00:52:30.190 --> 00:52:31.316
I know you have.

922
00:52:31.483 --> 00:52:33.860
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,

923
00:52:34.027 --> 00:52:35.529
maybe he can help?

924
00:52:35.695 --> 00:52:37.447
That would mean I'd have to tell him.

925
00:52:38.114 --> 00:52:40.992
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.

926
00:52:42.369 --> 00:52:43.620
His whole world's about to end.

927
00:52:44.371 --> 00:52:46.498
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?

928
00:52:48.792 --> 00:52:50.752
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

929
00:52:50.919 --> 00:52:52.921
- You got it.
- Guy?

930
00:52:53.088 --> 00:52:54.339
Hey! Hi!

931
00:52:54.506 --> 00:52:55.799
Guy, we need to talk.

932
00:52:56.174 --> 00:52:58.552
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?

933
00:52:58.718 --> 00:52:59.719
British.

934
00:52:59.803 --> 00:53:01.763
I think I know an Australian accent
when I see one.

935
00:53:02.556 --> 00:53:04.015
I turned off the accent filter.

936
00:53:05.475 --> 00:53:06.560
This is me.

937
00:53:07.018 --> 00:53:08.019
Good.

938
00:53:08.103 --> 00:53:10.230
Look, I have to tell you something
really important.

939
00:53:10.397 --> 00:53:11.481
Are you married?

940
00:53:11.565 --> 00:53:12.566
No.

941
00:53:12.649 --> 00:53:15.068
Oh, God.

942
00:53:16.111 --> 00:53:18.071
That would have been, like,
the worst thing ever.

943
00:53:18.238 --> 00:53:19.865
Maybe not the worst thing.

944
00:53:20.282 --> 00:53:21.449
Huh.

945
00:53:21.533 --> 00:53:23.159
I have to show you something.

946
00:53:24.369 --> 00:53:25.370
Okay.

947
00:53:30.792 --> 00:53:31.793
Wow!

948
00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:33.920
I always wondered what was in here.

949
00:53:34.087 --> 00:53:36.298
<i>Tune in to the Kill Cam</i>

950
00:53:36.381 --> 00:53:37.841
<i>for more of today's highlights</i>

951
00:53:38.008 --> 00:53:41.636
<i>of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.</i>

952
00:53:42.262 --> 00:53:43.555
<i>Has anyone seen my cat?</i>

953
00:53:43.722 --> 00:53:47.309
Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.

954
00:53:48.518 --> 00:53:51.396
And there's Joe!
He's my friend, I know that guy.

955
00:53:52.272 --> 00:53:54.399
I don't get it. What is this place?

956
00:53:54.566 --> 00:53:58.945
There is no easy way to say this,
but this city is a game.

957
00:53:59.112 --> 00:54:01.364
There's no easy way to say this,
I know it's a game.

958
00:54:01.531 --> 00:54:03.283
- You taught me how to play it.
- Boop-boop.

959
00:54:03.450 --> 00:54:04.743
Yes, you're right, I did.

960
00:54:04.910 --> 00:54:07.954
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.

961
00:54:08.830 --> 00:54:11.458
It's a video game. And that's all it is.

962
00:54:12.167 --> 00:54:15.003
So the entire world is a game?

963
00:54:15.170 --> 00:54:16.171
Yes.

964
00:54:16.338 --> 00:54:18.173
And we're all just players in the game?

965
00:54:18.340 --> 00:54:20.425
Not exactly.

966
00:54:21.593 --> 00:54:22.886
I'm a player.

967
00:54:23.053 --> 00:54:26.264
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.

968
00:54:26.848 --> 00:54:28.391
But you only exist here.

969
00:54:28.558 --> 00:54:31.144
It's why you can never leave Free City.

970
00:54:31.311 --> 00:54:33.063
You're what we call an NPC.

971
00:54:33.229 --> 00:54:34.397
NPC.

972
00:54:34.564 --> 00:54:37.567
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,

973
00:54:37.651 --> 00:54:38.860
they called me that. What is an NPC?

974
00:54:39.027 --> 00:54:40.028
<i>- Let's take...</i>
- Just watch.

975
00:54:40.111 --> 00:54:41.112
<i>...another look at that leaderboard.</i>

976
00:54:41.196 --> 00:54:42.948
<i>Everybody get down on the ground!</i>

977
00:54:43.073 --> 00:54:44.658
<i>Nobody try to be a hero.</i>

978
00:54:44.741 --> 00:54:45.992
<i>This will all be over soon.</i>

979
00:54:46.159 --> 00:54:47.327
I don't understand.

980
00:54:47.494 --> 00:54:49.913
You're a non-player character.

981
00:54:49.996 --> 00:54:52.374
- Non...
- A background person.

982
00:54:52.540 --> 00:54:55.710
Someone designed to make the game
more fun for real people.

983
00:54:55.877 --> 00:54:58.088
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.

984
00:54:58.171 --> 00:54:59.297
I wanna make sure that
I'm getting this straight.

985
00:54:59.381 --> 00:55:01.424
I just wanna fully understand, here.

986
00:55:01.591 --> 00:55:03.593
So, I'm fake?

987
00:55:04.302 --> 00:55:07.472
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,

988
00:55:07.639 --> 00:55:10.976
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?

989
00:55:11.893 --> 00:55:15.063
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.

990
00:55:15.397 --> 00:55:18.316
You only think that
because it's in your programming.

991
00:55:24.823 --> 00:55:26.825
Guy, I need you to listen to me.

992
00:55:26.992 --> 00:55:29.661
In two days, the game
is gonna shut down. For good.

993
00:55:29.828 --> 00:55:32.330
When the sequel launches,
this whole city,

994
00:55:32.497 --> 00:55:34.833
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,

995
00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:36.418
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.

996
00:55:36.584 --> 00:55:39.337
My whole life, I felt like there had
to be something more.

997
00:55:39.504 --> 00:55:41.214
And then I saw you.

998
00:55:41.798 --> 00:55:44.718
And I knew I was right.
I was right!

999
00:55:45.885 --> 00:55:48.138
And, for a second, I felt amazing.

1000
00:55:48.304 --> 00:55:50.056
- I know.
- Except you don't know.

1001
00:55:50.223 --> 00:55:52.350
Because we're not the same.

1002
00:55:53.393 --> 00:55:54.728
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.

1003
00:55:54.894 --> 00:55:56.855
We're not the same.

1004
00:55:57.022 --> 00:55:58.440
You're real.

1005
00:55:59.357 --> 00:56:00.984
And I'm what? I'm what?

1006
00:56:04.863 --> 00:56:06.031
You're not.

1007
00:56:09.325 --> 00:56:10.410
You're not.

1008
00:56:11.494 --> 00:56:14.497
Well, I may not be real,
but, for a second there,

1009
00:56:14.956 --> 00:56:16.791
I felt pretty alive.

1010
00:57:18.770 --> 00:57:21.815
It's all a lie!

1011
00:57:27.403 --> 00:57:29.364
Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.

1012
00:57:29.531 --> 00:57:31.950
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.

1013
00:57:32.117 --> 00:57:34.119
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.

1014
00:57:34.285 --> 00:57:35.286
Until it crushes your soul.

1015
00:57:35.453 --> 00:57:38.832
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...

1016
00:57:38.998 --> 00:57:40.875
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.

1017
00:57:41.042 --> 00:57:44.963
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.

1018
00:57:45.130 --> 00:57:47.423
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,

1019
00:57:47.590 --> 00:57:50.718
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.

1020
00:57:50.885 --> 00:57:53.012
They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.

1021
00:57:53.680 --> 00:57:54.681
No thumbs!

1022
00:57:55.473 --> 00:57:58.476
Don't you get it?
Don't any of you get it?

1023
00:57:59.144 --> 00:58:03.439
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!

1024
00:58:03.606 --> 00:58:06.442
That building, that's fake!
This street...

1025
00:58:06.526 --> 00:58:07.819
...it's fake!

1026
00:58:07.986 --> 00:58:09.070
That car--

1027
00:58:15.577 --> 00:58:16.744
Officer Johnny!

1028
00:58:16.911 --> 00:58:18.079
Have a good one, Guy.

1029
00:58:26.546 --> 00:58:28.006
Oh, hey, uh--

1030
00:58:29.591 --> 00:58:30.675
Come in.

1031
00:58:40.810 --> 00:58:42.061
Here you go.

1032
00:58:42.228 --> 00:58:43.229
Thank you.

1033
00:58:44.355 --> 00:58:45.356
Buddy,

1034
00:58:45.523 --> 00:58:50.904
what would you do if you found out
that you weren't real?

1035
00:58:52.363 --> 00:58:53.489
What do you mean?

1036
00:58:54.115 --> 00:58:55.116
Pretend with me.

1037
00:58:55.283 --> 00:58:56.868
Okay, so,

1038
00:58:57.035 --> 00:58:58.703
can I pretend I'm a ghost?

1039
00:59:00.205 --> 00:59:01.206
Sure.

1040
00:59:01.372 --> 00:59:04.667
Oh. Do I look like how I look like now?
Or whenever I die?

1041
00:59:04.834 --> 00:59:05.960
Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?

1042
00:59:06.085 --> 00:59:07.086
- This is kind of funeral...
- Doesn't matter.

1043
00:59:07.170 --> 00:59:09.088
...but even though it's a
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.

1044
00:59:09.255 --> 00:59:11.007
Let's move on from the concept, okay?

1045
00:59:11.674 --> 00:59:13.635
Got it.

1046
00:59:13.718 --> 00:59:16.721
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,

1047
00:59:16.888 --> 00:59:18.264
- but I get it.
- Yeah.

1048
00:59:18.431 --> 00:59:22.936
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.

1049
00:59:24.103 --> 00:59:27.148
I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?

1050
00:59:27.815 --> 00:59:29.692
I'm sorry. "So what?"

1051
00:59:29.859 --> 00:59:30.860
Yeah. So what?

1052
00:59:30.944 --> 00:59:32.820
But if you're not real,

1053
00:59:32.904 --> 00:59:35.490
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?

1054
00:59:35.657 --> 00:59:38.534
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here

1055
00:59:38.701 --> 00:59:42.080
with my best friend, trying to help him
get through a tough time.

1056
00:59:42.622 --> 00:59:47.043
Right? And even if I'm not real,
this moment is.

1057
00:59:48.461 --> 00:59:52.715
Right here, right now,
this moment is real.

1058
00:59:53.716 --> 00:59:56.678
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?

1059
00:59:57.679 --> 01:00:02.392
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.

1060
01:00:05.144 --> 01:00:07.188
Do you know the other security guards?

1061
01:00:07.605 --> 01:00:09.023
I know 'em all. Why?

1062
01:00:09.857 --> 01:00:11.401
Hey, Buddy...

1063
01:00:11.567 --> 01:00:13.569
let's not have a good day,

1064
01:00:14.821 --> 01:00:16.239
let's have a great day.

1065
01:00:17.949 --> 01:00:19.033
Guy, what are we doin' here?

1066
01:00:19.200 --> 01:00:21.661
We're here to get a video clip
for my friend Millie.

1067
01:00:21.828 --> 01:00:23.162
Does this look intimidating?

1068
01:00:23.746 --> 01:00:25.748
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?

1069
01:00:33.589 --> 01:00:35.341
You have something I want.

1070
01:00:35.883 --> 01:00:37.593
And you're gonna hand it over.

1071
01:00:39.887 --> 01:00:41.014
How'd you get in here?

1072
01:00:41.431 --> 01:00:43.433
Easy. I know your security guard.

1073
01:00:44.058 --> 01:00:45.059
Jimmy?

1074
01:00:45.226 --> 01:00:46.394
His name is Luigi.

1075
01:00:46.561 --> 01:00:48.146
So, if you took some time
to learn his name,

1076
01:00:48.313 --> 01:00:49.939
maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.

1077
01:00:50.106 --> 01:00:53.401
I need a video clip,
and you're gonna give it to me.

1078
01:00:53.901 --> 01:00:55.611
Wait a minute, are you--

1079
01:00:56.571 --> 01:00:57.697
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?

1080
01:00:57.864 --> 01:00:58.906
Yeah, maybe.

1081
01:00:59.073 --> 01:01:01.951
Holy shit! You're Guy!
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!

1082
01:01:02.160 --> 01:01:03.202
- Yeah.
- I love you.

1083
01:01:03.369 --> 01:01:04.662
- You do?
- I mean,

1084
01:01:04.829 --> 01:01:06.164
I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome.

1085
01:01:06.331 --> 01:01:07.373
You can have anything you want.

1086
01:01:07.540 --> 01:01:08.541
Wait, hold on one second.

1087
01:01:08.708 --> 01:01:10.626
Gamers, listen up,
this is Revenjamin Buttons here.

1088
01:01:10.793 --> 01:01:11.794
I'm here with Guy.

1089
01:01:11.878 --> 01:01:14.380
The Guy, he's in my stash house,
and he's here to rob me.

1090
01:01:14.630 --> 01:01:15.631
Can I get a little--

1091
01:01:15.798 --> 01:01:18.926
- "what-what" for my followers, Guy?
- What?

1092
01:01:19.093 --> 01:01:20.595
Perfect.
All right, so what's happening is...

1093
01:01:20.762 --> 01:01:22.347
Guy's looking for a clip

1094
01:01:22.513 --> 01:01:25.058
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.

1095
01:01:26.976 --> 01:01:28.394
Who are you talking to?

1096
01:01:29.937 --> 01:01:31.314
I'm sorry.

1097
01:01:31.481 --> 01:01:34.567
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.

1098
01:01:34.650 --> 01:01:35.651
Right?

1099
01:01:35.735 --> 01:01:38.237
You're good. Oh, anyway--

1100
01:01:38.404 --> 01:01:41.657
And you, you tried to steal it from me
with that Molotov chick.

1101
01:01:41.824 --> 01:01:42.825
<i>Her name's Millie.</i>

1102
01:01:42.950 --> 01:01:45.161
- Yeah. Wait, who?
<i>- Millie.</i>

1103
01:01:45.328 --> 01:01:46.496
I think it's going really well.

1104
01:01:46.662 --> 01:01:49.957
I know. This is literally the first time
I took my gun out the holster.

1105
01:01:50.124 --> 01:01:51.167
Totally. Right?

1106
01:01:51.876 --> 01:01:54.712
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.

1107
01:01:54.879 --> 01:01:56.089
And I never found it again.

1108
01:01:56.255 --> 01:01:58.049
So I'm the only one that ever saw
what was on the other side.

1109
01:01:58.216 --> 01:01:59.717
But it's all here, check it out.

1110
01:01:59.884 --> 01:02:01.761
It's pretty cool, actually.
It's like a whole other world.

1111
01:02:02.553 --> 01:02:04.764
- This is it? This is the game clip?
- Yeah, that's it.

1112
01:02:04.931 --> 01:02:08.142
Can you do one, single,
just one solid for me?

1113
01:02:08.309 --> 01:02:09.602
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
- Yeah.

1114
01:02:09.685 --> 01:02:10.686
Just say my catchphrase.

1115
01:02:10.770 --> 01:02:12.063
My viewers
will just banana cream sandwich

1116
01:02:12.146 --> 01:02:13.147
all over themselves if you say it.

1117
01:02:13.231 --> 01:02:14.857
I love banana cream sandwiches.

1118
01:02:15.024 --> 01:02:16.025
Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.

1119
01:02:16.150 --> 01:02:17.151
Yeah, this one.

1120
01:02:17.276 --> 01:02:19.404
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say,
"You know what time it is?"

1121
01:02:19.570 --> 01:02:21.697
- You know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?

1122
01:02:21.864 --> 01:02:22.865
You know what time it is?

1123
01:02:23.032 --> 01:02:24.033
You know what time it is?

1124
01:02:24.117 --> 01:02:25.326
You know what time it is?

1125
01:02:25.493 --> 01:02:26.702
You know what time it is?

1126
01:02:26.869 --> 01:02:28.204
You know what time it is?

1127
01:02:28.579 --> 01:02:30.331
It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.

1128
01:02:30.706 --> 01:02:31.707
It's crime o'cl--

1129
01:02:31.874 --> 01:02:33.126
No, I can't say that. It's not--

1130
01:02:33.292 --> 01:02:35.253
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.

1131
01:02:35.420 --> 01:02:37.255
- All right, you know what time it is?
- No.

1132
01:02:37.422 --> 01:02:39.298
It's crime o'cl-- Mum!

1133
01:02:39.465 --> 01:02:40.758
Mum! Are you serious with the

1134
01:02:40.925 --> 01:02:42.135
vacuum right now?

1135
01:02:42.301 --> 01:02:44.429
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my

1136
01:02:44.595 --> 01:02:45.888
catchphrase! Everybody's watching!

1137
01:02:46.055 --> 01:02:47.223
- God!
- You're 22,

1138
01:02:47.348 --> 01:02:48.933
living in my house, there is no God!

1139
01:02:49.016 --> 01:02:50.017
Sorry, Guy.

1140
01:02:50.184 --> 01:02:53.229
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.

1141
01:02:53.396 --> 01:02:54.981
No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.

1142
01:02:55.148 --> 01:02:56.858
- I'm sorry, what?
- You gotta kill me. Please kill me.

1143
01:02:57.024 --> 01:02:59.318
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me!

1144
01:02:59.485 --> 01:03:01.654
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.

1145
01:03:01.821 --> 01:03:03.823
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.

1146
01:03:03.990 --> 01:03:05.366
What? What'd you say?

1147
01:03:08.161 --> 01:03:09.162
That's deep.

1148
01:03:09.245 --> 01:03:10.329
No, it's not.

1149
01:03:10.496 --> 01:03:11.497
That's like I can taste you, deep.

1150
01:03:11.664 --> 01:03:15.460
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.

1151
01:03:15.543 --> 01:03:16.544
I know what you want.

1152
01:03:16.669 --> 01:03:17.753
I don't want that.

1153
01:03:17.837 --> 01:03:18.838
Yeah, you do.

1154
01:03:18.963 --> 01:03:20.089
That's touching.

1155
01:03:20.256 --> 01:03:21.382
- They're touching.
- Yeah.

1156
01:03:22.008 --> 01:03:23.009
I know what you want.

1157
01:03:23.176 --> 01:03:24.385
Yes, I do.

1158
01:03:24.886 --> 01:03:27.305
You want a little bit
of that <i>Free City</i> Itchy Kitty.

1159
01:03:27.472 --> 01:03:29.056
- No.
- Uh-huh. Yes, you do.

1160
01:03:29.265 --> 01:03:31.058
<i>The way you move,
it's almost dirty.</i>

1161
01:03:31.225 --> 01:03:32.477
What about a little Thanos Glove...

1162
01:03:32.643 --> 01:03:36.230
into a little bit of Thanos Snap?

1163
01:03:36.397 --> 01:03:38.149
- Oh. That looked like it hurt.
- Yeah, a little bit.

1164
01:03:38.316 --> 01:03:39.484
A little Sunday Drive.

1165
01:03:39.650 --> 01:03:41.194
You have a beautiful home.

1166
01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:44.697
- Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
- Bye, Mr. Buttons.

1167
01:03:44.864 --> 01:03:47.241
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.

1168
01:03:47.408 --> 01:03:49.368
Mum! Do not touch that sock!

1169
01:03:49.535 --> 01:03:51.162
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock

1170
01:03:51.329 --> 01:03:53.331
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!

1171
01:03:53.498 --> 01:03:56.709
No! That's my special sock! Put it down!

1172
01:04:01.756 --> 01:04:03.049
<i>Millie, please.</i>

1173
01:04:03.758 --> 01:04:05.927
Please wake up from your standing coma.

1174
01:04:06.093 --> 01:04:08.554
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you

1175
01:04:08.638 --> 01:04:10.640
and you can come and go, but, to me,

1176
01:04:10.806 --> 01:04:13.184
this place, these people,
that's all I have.

1177
01:04:13.351 --> 01:04:15.394
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that

1178
01:04:15.561 --> 01:04:17.939
but you gotta wake up, please.

1179
01:04:18.105 --> 01:04:19.732
Millie, I'm sorry for running away.

1180
01:04:19.899 --> 01:04:21.567
Guy?

1181
01:04:22.818 --> 01:04:24.779
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.

1182
01:04:24.862 --> 01:04:25.988
I know, I know.

1183
01:04:26.155 --> 01:04:27.156
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1184
01:04:27.281 --> 01:04:30.243
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.

1185
01:04:30.409 --> 01:04:32.161
We're done with that.

1186
01:04:33.955 --> 01:04:34.956
I got you a present.

1187
01:04:36.290 --> 01:04:37.500
I didn't have time to wrap it.

1188
01:04:38.626 --> 01:04:39.710
What?

1189
01:04:47.593 --> 01:04:51.097
<i>They say over
a billion NPCs are killed every year.</i>

1190
01:04:51.264 --> 01:04:55.893
<i>Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.</i>

1191
01:04:56.060 --> 01:04:59.397
I used to shoot
all the secondary characters

1192
01:04:59.480 --> 01:05:00.982
when I was bored, you know?

1193
01:05:01.148 --> 01:05:04.485
And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.

1194
01:05:04.652 --> 01:05:07.363
<i>Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?</i>

1195
01:05:07.530 --> 01:05:09.490
<i>But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'</i>

1196
01:05:09.574 --> 01:05:11.242
<i>about NPCs and how I play the game.</i>

1197
01:05:11.409 --> 01:05:13.911
<i>The game wasn't even made
for someone like this,</i>

1198
01:05:13.995 --> 01:05:15.538
<i>for a player to be a good guy.</i>

1199
01:05:15.621 --> 01:05:16.872
<i>He's also a really cute guy.</i>

1200
01:05:17.039 --> 01:05:19.709
<i>And not just the face, you know,
like, the whole thing</i>.

1201
01:05:19.875 --> 01:05:21.752
<i>And, honestly, it's got me realising,</i>

1202
01:05:21.919 --> 01:05:24.422
<i>maybe we've been thinking
about NPCs wrong this whole time.</i>

1203
01:05:24.589 --> 01:05:26.465
<i>I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?</i>

1204
01:05:26.632 --> 01:05:28.342
<i>Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.</i>

1205
01:05:28.509 --> 01:05:30.886
<i>He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?</i>

1206
01:05:31.053 --> 01:05:32.930
<i>Like, he reminds us of what's possible.</i>

1207
01:05:33.097 --> 01:05:34.432
<i>Also, he's, like, crazy hot.</i>

1208
01:05:34.599 --> 01:05:37.602
<i>Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.</i>

1209
01:05:37.768 --> 01:05:39.020
<i>We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.</i>

1210
01:05:39.186 --> 01:05:40.521
Maybe we just stop the killing.

1211
01:05:40.605 --> 01:05:42.898
He's dead! You hear me?

1212
01:05:43.065 --> 01:05:44.609
The guy, put him up here.

1213
01:05:44.817 --> 01:05:47.069
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.

1214
01:05:47.236 --> 01:05:50.781
Make me see him. There he is.

1215
01:05:50.948 --> 01:05:53.492
Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.

1216
01:05:53.659 --> 01:05:54.910
I thought you liked Blue Shirt.

1217
01:05:55.077 --> 01:05:56.871
Don't say words to me!

1218
01:05:57.038 --> 01:05:59.957
People are so busy watching this loser
on Twitch and YouTube.

1219
01:06:00.124 --> 01:06:01.125
You know what they're not doing, guys?

1220
01:06:01.292 --> 01:06:02.585
Buying <i>Free City 2.</i>

1221
01:06:02.752 --> 01:06:04.629
- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.

1222
01:06:04.795 --> 01:06:06.589
60. That's bad.

1223
01:06:06.756 --> 01:06:09.133
Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.

1224
01:06:10.009 --> 01:06:11.010
Yeah, he's gone viral.

1225
01:06:11.135 --> 01:06:14.847
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!

1226
01:06:15.640 --> 01:06:17.892
Inoperable!

1227
01:06:18.309 --> 01:06:19.602
You know,
this whole good guy routine,

1228
01:06:19.769 --> 01:06:22.563
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.

1229
01:06:22.730 --> 01:06:25.066
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.

1230
01:06:25.232 --> 01:06:26.233
You can't.

1231
01:06:27.026 --> 01:06:28.027
Oh, I'm sorry, what?

1232
01:06:28.194 --> 01:06:29.195
You can't.

1233
01:06:29.445 --> 01:06:30.446
Why not?

1234
01:06:30.529 --> 01:06:33.324
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.

1235
01:06:33.491 --> 01:06:35.242
You're tryin' to tell me that
all this shit

1236
01:06:35.326 --> 01:06:37.370
about a self-aware NPC is real?

1237
01:06:37.536 --> 01:06:40.581
Yeah. I don't know how or why,
but he's real.

1238
01:06:41.791 --> 01:06:43.542
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?

1239
01:06:46.295 --> 01:06:48.255
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

1240
01:06:48.422 --> 01:06:50.549
What to do? What to do?
Got it.

1241
01:06:52.301 --> 01:06:53.636
And kip-up!

1242
01:06:57.306 --> 01:06:58.724
So we can't kick him out of the game.

1243
01:06:58.891 --> 01:07:01.686
How do we reset his AI?
Ideas, people. Come on.

1244
01:07:01.852 --> 01:07:02.978
Hit me. Ideas.

1245
01:07:03.688 --> 01:07:05.022
You could just reboot the server.

1246
01:07:05.272 --> 01:07:06.273
Keep talking.

1247
01:07:06.357 --> 01:07:07.692
If we reboot the server

1248
01:07:07.858 --> 01:07:10.611
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.

1249
01:07:11.112 --> 01:07:13.155
- Solution.
- Antwan.

1250
01:07:13.322 --> 01:07:14.740
Antwan,
you're talking about terminating

1251
01:07:14.907 --> 01:07:16.575
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent

1252
01:07:16.659 --> 01:07:17.702
life-form right now, okay?

1253
01:07:17.868 --> 01:07:19.328
Honey, honey. Shush.

1254
01:07:20.287 --> 01:07:21.497
He's losing me money.

1255
01:07:21.664 --> 01:07:25.084
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader.

1256
01:07:25.251 --> 01:07:26.752
Terminate him. Reboot.

1257
01:07:26.919 --> 01:07:28.504
- On it.
- You can't do that.

1258
01:07:28.671 --> 01:07:29.672
Reboot!

1259
01:07:39.598 --> 01:07:42.435
<i>Order up and drown your bloodlust</i>

1260
01:07:42.601 --> 01:07:45.062
<i>with a tall glass of murderjuice.</i>

1261
01:07:45.229 --> 01:07:47.022
<i>Here's this week's highlights.</i>

1262
01:07:47.356 --> 01:07:49.400
He's very expressive with his body.

1263
01:07:49.483 --> 01:07:50.484
Clearly.

1264
01:07:50.568 --> 01:07:51.777
<i>What is that?</i>

1265
01:07:51.861 --> 01:07:53.237
<i>It's a whole new world over there.</i>

1266
01:07:53.404 --> 01:07:54.613
<i>Some kinda paradise and shit.</i>

1267
01:07:54.905 --> 01:07:56.365
Oh, my God, that's it.

1268
01:07:56.532 --> 01:08:00.870
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.

1269
01:08:01.036 --> 01:08:03.038
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.

1270
01:08:03.205 --> 01:08:04.540
I've seen this place.

1271
01:08:04.707 --> 01:08:06.000
What?

1272
01:08:11.714 --> 01:08:12.715
Yeah.

1273
01:08:12.798 --> 01:08:14.967
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it?

1274
01:08:19.388 --> 01:08:21.265
Millie? Millie?

1275
01:09:06.477 --> 01:09:08.562
We're dark. <i>Free City</i> is offline.

1276
01:09:16.278 --> 01:09:18.322
What is happening?

1277
01:09:23.160 --> 01:09:24.578
Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.

1278
01:09:25.120 --> 01:09:27.039
No, no, no.

1279
01:09:45.808 --> 01:09:47.059
It's okay. Come on.

1280
01:09:52.731 --> 01:09:54.233
Come on.

1281
01:09:54.775 --> 01:09:56.819
Come on, come on, come on.

1282
01:10:02.658 --> 01:10:03.951
Good morning, Goldie.

1283
01:10:08.747 --> 01:10:11.250
<i>Front of warm, dry gunfire...</i>

1284
01:10:11.417 --> 01:10:12.960
<i>mixed with late afternoon stabbings...</i>

1285
01:10:13.127 --> 01:10:15.004
<i>could leave you in the streets wet
with the blood of innocents</i>

1286
01:10:15.170 --> 01:10:17.131
<i>by early Tuesday night.</i>

1287
01:10:17.298 --> 01:10:19.884
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?

1288
01:10:20.050 --> 01:10:21.677
Nobody knows.

1289
01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:23.345
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.

1290
01:10:23.512 --> 01:10:24.638
Guy, can we talk?

1291
01:10:24.805 --> 01:10:25.890
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?

1292
01:10:25.973 --> 01:10:26.974
I don't know. Keep walking.

1293
01:10:27.057 --> 01:10:28.392
Come on, Guy! You know me.

1294
01:10:28.559 --> 01:10:29.560
You know this.

1295
01:10:30.603 --> 01:10:32.313
You said this clip showed a place
you'd seen before.

1296
01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:33.480
I need to know where.

1297
01:10:34.398 --> 01:10:36.066
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.

1298
01:10:36.233 --> 01:10:38.986
Please try to remember.
This is really important.

1299
01:10:39.778 --> 01:10:42.990
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?

1300
01:10:43.157 --> 01:10:44.366
Oh, my Guy loves swings.

1301
01:10:44.533 --> 01:10:46.619
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.

1302
01:10:46.785 --> 01:10:47.786
- Have you been?
- Yes.

1303
01:10:47.953 --> 01:10:49.288
We had bubble gum ice cream.

1304
01:10:49.455 --> 01:10:52.166
OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!

1305
01:10:52.333 --> 01:10:53.751
He loves the bubble gum ice cream.

1306
01:10:53.918 --> 01:10:55.878
Yes, I know.
We had it together, remember?

1307
01:10:57.129 --> 01:10:59.465
Please, Guy, you're all I've got.

1308
01:11:03.677 --> 01:11:06.388
I'm sorry, lady.
I think you have the wrong guy.

1309
01:11:07.389 --> 01:11:09.850
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.

1310
01:11:23.864 --> 01:11:24.907
Hello?

1311
01:11:25.074 --> 01:11:26.075
<i>I might've found something.</i>

1312
01:11:26.158 --> 01:11:29.411
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there,

1313
01:11:29.578 --> 01:11:31.622
even now, after the wipe.

1314
01:11:31.705 --> 01:11:32.706
What's the point?

1315
01:11:32.790 --> 01:11:35.501
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion
miracle. We can't replicate that.

1316
01:11:35.668 --> 01:11:37.336
<i>I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.</i>

1317
01:11:37.503 --> 01:11:40.089
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?

1318
01:11:40.255 --> 01:11:43.133
A reboot,
it doesn't erase his AI coding.

1319
01:11:43.300 --> 01:11:45.469
You literally would have to destroy
the servers to do that.

1320
01:11:45.636 --> 01:11:48.013
<i>His AI is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.</i>

1321
01:11:48.180 --> 01:11:50.182
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.

1322
01:11:50.349 --> 01:11:52.518
Just look at the trace log I sent you.

1323
01:11:52.685 --> 01:11:54.269
<i>It'll explain everything.</i>

1324
01:12:08.075 --> 01:12:09.451
<i>Now, from the beginning...</i>

1325
01:12:09.618 --> 01:12:12.413
<i>Guy's behaviour is much more complex
than it should be,</i>

1326
01:12:12.496 --> 01:12:14.206
<i>thanks to our code</i>.

1327
01:12:14.540 --> 01:12:15.749
<i>But he's still stuck in Free City.</i>

1328
01:12:15.833 --> 01:12:18.210
<i>He's still stuck in this life,
this loop.</i>

1329
01:12:18.293 --> 01:12:22.006
<i>And, then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?</i>

1330
01:12:22.172 --> 01:12:23.966
<i>And then I remembered.</i>

1331
01:12:24.133 --> 01:12:27.761
<i>One of the characters from</i> Life Itself
<i>was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.</i>

1332
01:12:27.928 --> 01:12:31.932
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.

1333
01:12:32.099 --> 01:12:34.351
It was essentially the building blocks
of the character.

1334
01:12:34.518 --> 01:12:38.522
But he never stopped hoping that
he would meet "the girl of his dreams".

1335
01:12:38.689 --> 01:12:40.232
<i>So I had to base this girl
off of someone,</i>

1336
01:12:40.399 --> 01:12:44.028
<i>and who better than the person
that I was sitting next to every day?</i>

1337
01:12:44.194 --> 01:12:45.195
<i>You.</i>

1338
01:12:45.362 --> 01:12:46.864
But then, one day,

1339
01:12:47.031 --> 01:12:49.491
<i>he meets you in</i> Free City,
<i>and once he sees you</i>

1340
01:12:49.658 --> 01:12:51.076
<i>he can never be the same.</i>

1341
01:12:51.243 --> 01:12:54.997
<i>He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive</i>

1342
01:12:55.164 --> 01:12:57.791
<i>until, eventually, he is alive.</i>

1343
01:12:59.084 --> 01:13:01.211
<i>You changed him, Millie.</i>

1344
01:13:01.378 --> 01:13:05.674
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.

1345
01:13:05.841 --> 01:13:08.052
<i>You brought him to life, Millie.</i>

1346
01:13:09.178 --> 01:13:11.221
<i>You brought him to life.</i>

1347
01:13:11.388 --> 01:13:13.724
<i>And he was alive because
he met the one pers--</i>

1348
01:13:15.434 --> 01:13:16.643
Don't have a good day...

1349
01:13:17.686 --> 01:13:18.812
have a great day.

1350
01:13:18.979 --> 01:13:20.105
Thank you.

1351
01:13:20.564 --> 01:13:21.648
Take care.

1352
01:13:22.232 --> 01:13:23.233
Everybody down on the ground!

1353
01:13:23.817 --> 01:13:26.111
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.

1354
01:13:26.278 --> 01:13:27.279
Okay.

1355
01:13:27.404 --> 01:13:28.947
Everybody except you.

1356
01:13:32.576 --> 01:13:34.203
Door, door, door. I got it.

1357
01:13:34.369 --> 01:13:35.621
Please, I have a goldfish.

1358
01:13:35.788 --> 01:13:36.914
Look, I don't have long.

1359
01:13:37.081 --> 01:13:39.208
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.

1360
01:13:39.374 --> 01:13:41.168
Badges? Is that like
a Girl Scout thing? What is that?

1361
01:13:41.251 --> 01:13:42.252
There is something
inside you, Guy.

1362
01:13:42.336 --> 01:13:43.337
What? I don't want
anything inside of me.

1363
01:13:43.420 --> 01:13:44.421
They stuck you
in that bank and

1364
01:13:44.505 --> 01:13:45.547
expected you
to just follow the rules...

1365
01:13:45.631 --> 01:13:47.382
- I love the bank.
- ...and do the same thing every day.

1366
01:13:47.549 --> 01:13:49.635
- You are so much more than that.
- I don't wanna be more than that.

1367
01:13:49.802 --> 01:13:51.470
No, and I need you to remember it.

1368
01:13:51.637 --> 01:13:53.639
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?

1369
01:13:53.722 --> 01:13:54.723
Put these on.

1370
01:13:54.807 --> 01:13:56.350
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.

1371
01:13:56.517 --> 01:13:58.602
True. The choice is totally yours.

1372
01:13:58.769 --> 01:14:00.479
Okay. Okay. Fine.

1373
01:14:05.234 --> 01:14:07.277
What is that?

1374
01:14:07.444 --> 01:14:09.154
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?

1375
01:14:09.238 --> 01:14:10.239
Listen carefully.

1376
01:14:10.364 --> 01:14:13.200
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,

1377
01:14:13.283 --> 01:14:15.494
it's all gonna disappear for good.

1378
01:14:15.661 --> 01:14:17.121
Can you please just let me go?

1379
01:14:17.287 --> 01:14:18.705
I mean, I haven't really even
seen your face.

1380
01:14:18.872 --> 01:14:20.165
I mean, I've seen the general area,

1381
01:14:20.249 --> 01:14:21.834
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.

1382
01:14:22.000 --> 01:14:23.377
Not really good with words in general.

1383
01:14:24.545 --> 01:14:26.088
- Screw it.
- What? Oh!

1384
01:15:04.126 --> 01:15:05.252
I remember.

1385
01:15:06.336 --> 01:15:07.713
Welcome back.

1386
01:15:08.338 --> 01:15:11.300
No. I remember everything.

1387
01:15:12.092 --> 01:15:13.093
Come with me.

1388
01:15:13.969 --> 01:15:17.014
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.

1389
01:15:20.392 --> 01:15:21.894
Do you see that?

1390
01:15:22.060 --> 01:15:23.520
Right there.

1391
01:15:24.146 --> 01:15:25.564
Oh, my God.

1392
01:15:27.024 --> 01:15:28.483
Oh, my God!

1393
01:15:28.775 --> 01:15:32.196
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...

1394
01:15:32.362 --> 01:15:34.531
but he forgot to scrub the reflections.

1395
01:15:35.616 --> 01:15:37.326
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.

1396
01:15:38.452 --> 01:15:40.120
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.

1397
01:15:40.287 --> 01:15:42.998
You can't go past the water line.
I tried.

1398
01:15:43.165 --> 01:15:44.208
We need help.

1399
01:15:45.459 --> 01:15:47.502
Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight

1400
01:15:47.586 --> 01:15:49.588
in the one place no one can even get to.

1401
01:15:49.755 --> 01:15:50.756
<i>I can't even believe</i>

1402
01:15:50.839 --> 01:15:51.840
<i>he's smart enough to be this diabolical.</i>

1403
01:15:51.924 --> 01:15:53.425
Keys, I need you to focus.

1404
01:15:53.592 --> 01:15:57.095
Okay. So, the reflection shows the build
past the southern horizon.

1405
01:15:57.262 --> 01:15:59.348
But the game physics
won't allow you past the beach.

1406
01:15:59.514 --> 01:16:02.100
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?

1407
01:16:02.184 --> 01:16:03.185
<i>We're gonna need a bridge.</i>

1408
01:16:03.477 --> 01:16:05.520
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.

1409
01:16:05.687 --> 01:16:06.897
And, Millie,

1410
01:16:07.397 --> 01:16:08.649
<i>be careful.</i>

1411
01:16:08.815 --> 01:16:10.734
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.

1412
01:16:10.901 --> 01:16:13.445
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.

1413
01:16:13.612 --> 01:16:14.613
You're right.

1414
01:16:14.780 --> 01:16:18.033
<i>Um, hi, Millie,
and other person I can't see,</i>

1415
01:16:18.200 --> 01:16:19.493
<i>w-- I have an idea.</i>

1416
01:16:19.660 --> 01:16:21.411
<i>What if he has nothing to throw?</i>

1417
01:16:23.288 --> 01:16:26.124
Everyone! Gather round!

1418
01:16:27.542 --> 01:16:28.961
Thank you for coming.

1419
01:16:29.795 --> 01:16:31.004
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.

1420
01:16:31.171 --> 01:16:32.673
NPCs: Hi, Guy.

1421
01:16:33.340 --> 01:16:34.341
Hi.

1422
01:16:35.217 --> 01:16:37.970
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.

1423
01:16:38.887 --> 01:16:40.264
Really hard to understand.

1424
01:16:42.140 --> 01:16:45.227
But, are you sick
of living in the background?

1425
01:16:46.561 --> 01:16:48.313
Aren't you sick of being shot at?

1426
01:16:48.397 --> 01:16:49.398
Enough.

1427
01:16:49.481 --> 01:16:51.108
- Taken hostage?
- No more.

1428
01:16:51.191 --> 01:16:52.484
- Run over?
- We done with that.

1429
01:16:52.651 --> 01:16:54.736
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?

1430
01:16:54.903 --> 01:16:56.280
We are tired of being stabbed!

1431
01:16:56.446 --> 01:16:57.614
- Buddy!
- Sorry.

1432
01:16:57.781 --> 01:16:59.408
What are you trying to say, Guy?

1433
01:16:59.574 --> 01:17:02.536
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.

1434
01:17:02.703 --> 01:17:03.745
Things can be different.

1435
01:17:03.912 --> 01:17:04.955
Different how?

1436
01:17:05.539 --> 01:17:07.541
For starters,
you can put your arms down.

1437
01:17:07.624 --> 01:17:08.625
Yeah.

1438
01:17:10.669 --> 01:17:13.380
There you go. You got it. Yeah.

1439
01:17:13.547 --> 01:17:15.048
Keep pushing. There you go.

1440
01:17:15.340 --> 01:17:17.092
- Breathe through it. There you go.
- Do it. Do it. Do it.

1441
01:17:17.259 --> 01:17:18.635
- No, not gonna happen.
- Nope.

1442
01:17:18.802 --> 01:17:19.886
That feels unnatural.

1443
01:17:20.053 --> 01:17:22.222
I mean, what about when someone
runs in with a gun?

1444
01:17:22.639 --> 01:17:24.725
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.

1445
01:17:24.891 --> 01:17:29.604
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?

1446
01:17:29.771 --> 01:17:30.814
- What?
- What?

1447
01:17:31.398 --> 01:17:32.566
There's always a guy with a gun.

1448
01:17:32.733 --> 01:17:34.276
So many guys with guns.

1449
01:17:34.860 --> 01:17:38.113
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?

1450
01:17:39.489 --> 01:17:41.199
What if we can change it?

1451
01:17:41.366 --> 01:17:46.246
Millie! How many times a day
are the banks robbed in your world?

1452
01:17:46.413 --> 01:17:47.831
Hardly ever, Guy.

1453
01:17:47.956 --> 01:17:49.791
What about corpses, Millie?

1454
01:17:49.958 --> 01:17:50.959
- What?
- You see a lot of those?

1455
01:17:51.126 --> 01:17:52.461
How many an hour?

1456
01:17:52.627 --> 01:17:54.046
None per hour, Guy.

1457
01:17:54.212 --> 01:17:55.547
What about gun violence?

1458
01:17:56.048 --> 01:17:57.758
See a lot of gun violence in your world?

1459
01:17:57.924 --> 01:18:01.094
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy.
It's a massive problem.

1460
01:18:03.013 --> 01:18:04.014
I didn't see that coming.

1461
01:18:04.181 --> 01:18:05.432
It's true. It really sucks.

1462
01:18:06.641 --> 01:18:10.854
The point is, we don't have
to be spectators to our own lives.

1463
01:18:11.772 --> 01:18:13.398
We can be whatever we want.

1464
01:18:13.565 --> 01:18:15.067
We can't all be you, Guy.

1465
01:18:15.275 --> 01:18:16.526
That's not true.

1466
01:18:17.903 --> 01:18:21.031
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.

1467
01:18:21.114 --> 01:18:22.115
NPCs: What?

1468
01:18:22.199 --> 01:18:25.160
It's inside of each and every
one of you. You're growing.

1469
01:18:25.327 --> 01:18:28.455
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...

1470
01:18:28.622 --> 01:18:29.623
A cappuccino.

1471
01:18:29.706 --> 01:18:31.375
...a goddamn difference in the world.

1472
01:18:31.541 --> 01:18:32.709
Much, much better.

1473
01:18:32.876 --> 01:18:33.877
And a green tea boba.

1474
01:18:34.002 --> 01:18:35.587
- Holy shit!
- That's right!

1475
01:18:35.754 --> 01:18:37.172
You go, girl.

1476
01:18:37.339 --> 01:18:38.423
Oh, my God, you're amazing!

1477
01:18:38.590 --> 01:18:40.217
If I could just make it out
past that water,

1478
01:18:40.384 --> 01:18:42.386
there's a world out there
where we can be free.

1479
01:18:42.552 --> 01:18:44.554
Where we get to decide who we wanna be.

1480
01:18:44.721 --> 01:18:47.015
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.

1481
01:18:47.182 --> 01:18:48.934
We have to fight together.

1482
01:18:49.101 --> 01:18:50.394
NPCs: Yeah!

1483
01:18:51.269 --> 01:18:53.563
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.

1484
01:18:53.730 --> 01:18:55.232
But that shit ends today.

1485
01:18:55.357 --> 01:18:56.358
Yeah!

1486
01:18:56.900 --> 01:18:58.610
I don't even know
what's happening right now!

1487
01:18:58.693 --> 01:18:59.694
But I love it!

1488
01:19:01.279 --> 01:19:02.614
I love it!

1489
01:19:03.824 --> 01:19:04.825
I love it!

1490
01:19:04.991 --> 01:19:06.910
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!

1491
01:19:07.077 --> 01:19:09.955
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!

1492
01:19:16.169 --> 01:19:17.879
Everybody get down on the ground!

1493
01:19:22.968 --> 01:19:24.010
Hello?

1494
01:19:25.595 --> 01:19:27.514
Where the hell is everybody?

1495
01:19:28.348 --> 01:19:30.016
Hello?

1496
01:19:40.485 --> 01:19:42.362
Where are all the NPCs?

1497
01:19:51.163 --> 01:19:53.832
<i>Look, I've been playing</i>
Free City <i>for, like, three years now.</i>

1498
01:19:53.999 --> 01:19:55.417
<i>I've never seen anything like this.</i>

1499
01:19:55.584 --> 01:19:56.918
<i>Up until recently,</i>

1500
01:19:57.002 --> 01:19:59.796
<i>I don't even know if I'd have noticed
a few NPCs going missing.</i>

1501
01:19:59.880 --> 01:20:02.841
<i>And I don't know if this is just
some whack Reddit theory</i>

1502
01:20:03.008 --> 01:20:06.636
<i>but some people are saying
that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.</i>

1503
01:20:06.803 --> 01:20:09.514
<i>- That he's actual AI.
- AI?</i>

1504
01:20:09.681 --> 01:20:13.143
<i>Actual AI. You know, alive.</i>

1505
01:20:13.310 --> 01:20:15.562
<i>It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.</i>

1506
01:20:15.729 --> 01:20:18.607
<i>Antwan, if you're watching this,
please fix the game.</i>

1507
01:20:18.773 --> 01:20:21.067
<i>- Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.</i>
- Oh, my God. My God!

1508
01:20:21.234 --> 01:20:22.569
Antwan, you should see this.

1509
01:20:24.946 --> 01:20:26.615
<i>And you,
you tried to steal it from me</i>

1510
01:20:26.698 --> 01:20:28.200
<i>with that Molotov chick.</i>

1511
01:20:28.283 --> 01:20:29.284
<i>- Her name's Millie.</i>
<i>- Who?</i>

1512
01:20:29.367 --> 01:20:30.368
<i>Millie.</i>

1513
01:20:30.619 --> 01:20:33.580
Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!

1514
01:20:33.747 --> 01:20:36.291
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.

1515
01:20:36.458 --> 01:20:38.001
That's it. Come on, quicker.

1516
01:20:38.168 --> 01:20:39.628
Yes, there he is.

1517
01:20:39.794 --> 01:20:43.381
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.

1518
01:20:44.216 --> 01:20:46.384
AKA Millie Rusk.

1519
01:20:47.010 --> 01:20:48.595
Millie Rusk?
Isn't that Keys' old partner?

1520
01:20:48.678 --> 01:20:49.679
Yeah.

1521
01:20:49.763 --> 01:20:51.973
Also the one who's trying to hit me
with this bogus lawsuit

1522
01:20:52.140 --> 01:20:54.434
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.

1523
01:20:54.601 --> 01:20:56.061
Boot Molotovgirl now.

1524
01:20:56.228 --> 01:21:00.232
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can,
but her account's spoofed.

1525
01:21:00.398 --> 01:21:01.399
This woman is exceptional.

1526
01:21:01.566 --> 01:21:02.984
Then kill her in the game.

1527
01:21:03.151 --> 01:21:05.862
"What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.

1528
01:21:06.029 --> 01:21:09.366
Throw everything at them, all right?
Five badges, G.

1529
01:21:09.533 --> 01:21:11.034
Yeah, just one problem.

1530
01:21:11.368 --> 01:21:12.619
We don't have anything.

1531
01:21:12.786 --> 01:21:13.870
Whatchu talking about, Willis?

1532
01:21:14.037 --> 01:21:15.539
We don't have any defences.

1533
01:21:15.705 --> 01:21:19.042
We don't have police, military,
no nothing.

1534
01:21:19.209 --> 01:21:20.752
It's what I've been trying to tell you.

1535
01:21:20.919 --> 01:21:24.422
It's like every NPC went on strike.

1536
01:21:26.216 --> 01:21:28.552
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,

1537
01:21:28.635 --> 01:21:30.136
matcha latte with cinnamon!

1538
01:21:30.303 --> 01:21:31.555
- That's me.
- Hey.

1539
01:21:31.721 --> 01:21:33.014
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1540
01:21:33.306 --> 01:21:34.307
Cheers.

1541
01:21:37.060 --> 01:21:38.728
Go get 'em, Guy!

1542
01:21:40.438 --> 01:21:42.524
It's like a digital walkout.

1543
01:21:43.024 --> 01:21:44.776
No, it's not.

1544
01:21:44.943 --> 01:21:46.861
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.

1545
01:21:47.028 --> 01:21:49.072
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.

1546
01:21:49.239 --> 01:21:51.157
Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.

1547
01:21:51.324 --> 01:21:53.660
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.

1548
01:21:53.827 --> 01:21:55.120
They'll freak out.

1549
01:21:57.372 --> 01:21:59.708
I don't care.

1550
01:21:59.874 --> 01:22:04.254
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?

1551
01:22:04.379 --> 01:22:05.463
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing

1552
01:22:05.547 --> 01:22:06.548
'cause you think we're friends now

1553
01:22:06.756 --> 01:22:08.049
and we're in some sort of gang together?

1554
01:22:08.216 --> 01:22:10.176
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.

1555
01:22:10.302 --> 01:22:11.303
Cool, we're a team.

1556
01:22:11.386 --> 01:22:12.387
We should come up

1557
01:22:12.470 --> 01:22:13.513
- with a catchphrase, okay?
- All right.

1558
01:22:13.638 --> 01:22:15.265
- On three. One, two, three--
- One, two, three--

1559
01:22:15.432 --> 01:22:17.309
Get back to work!

1560
01:22:18.059 --> 01:22:19.644
Someone find me Keys!

1561
01:22:24.107 --> 01:22:26.693
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!

1562
01:22:31.531 --> 01:22:33.617
Okay, that's not good.

1563
01:22:35.160 --> 01:22:37.037
He knows where we're going.

1564
01:22:43.001 --> 01:22:44.961
All right, I got him. I got him.
Don't worry.

1565
01:22:45.128 --> 01:22:46.796
Want some four wheels to the face?

1566
01:22:46.963 --> 01:22:48.131
Take that. Boom!

1567
01:22:51.885 --> 01:22:54.471
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.

1568
01:22:56.097 --> 01:22:57.098
Whoa!

1569
01:23:05.273 --> 01:23:06.733
Here we go. Y'all watching this?

1570
01:23:06.900 --> 01:23:08.193
I'm about to end this fool.

1571
01:23:10.403 --> 01:23:12.739
Come on, come on, come on.

1572
01:23:12.906 --> 01:23:14.741
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.

1573
01:23:26.169 --> 01:23:30.298
God! Okay, who did that?
Who is doing that?

1574
01:23:30.465 --> 01:23:34.135
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!

1575
01:23:38.640 --> 01:23:39.641
Come on!

1576
01:23:43.770 --> 01:23:44.896
Go, go, go!

1577
01:24:00.662 --> 01:24:02.872
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.

1578
01:24:02.997 --> 01:24:04.082
Oh, sounds like
you've done everything possible.

1579
01:24:04.165 --> 01:24:05.166
Time to give up? You wanna give up?

1580
01:24:05.250 --> 01:24:06.251
No, I'm sensing you want me
to keep looking.

1581
01:24:06.334 --> 01:24:07.335
- Go.
- I'll be back.

1582
01:24:07.502 --> 01:24:09.713
I have no idea
where these fools are running to.

1583
01:24:10.714 --> 01:24:14.300
I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.

1584
01:24:14.467 --> 01:24:16.553
Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.

1585
01:24:16.720 --> 01:24:19.305
Game physics won't even let you
get past the shoreline.

1586
01:24:21.057 --> 01:24:23.059
Unless there is something out there.

1587
01:24:24.352 --> 01:24:26.062
Antwan, is there something there?

1588
01:24:27.564 --> 01:24:29.482
Screw it. Art nerds.

1589
01:24:29.649 --> 01:24:31.025
Time for Dude.

1590
01:24:31.109 --> 01:24:32.152
We're still working on him.

1591
01:24:32.318 --> 01:24:34.446
I worked on him myself. He's perfect.

1592
01:24:34.612 --> 01:24:36.030
Drop in Dude now.

1593
01:24:36.990 --> 01:24:38.575
Just do it.
He's got, like, half a brain,

1594
01:24:38.742 --> 01:24:41.953
he's barely written,
but, sure, start the upload.

1595
01:24:49.627 --> 01:24:50.712
What are we supposed to do now?

1596
01:24:50.879 --> 01:24:52.672
Now Keys finds us a bridge.

1597
01:24:54.174 --> 01:24:57.010
Come to collect those knives
you stabbed in my back, bro?

1598
01:24:58.887 --> 01:25:00.597
You've been helping Millie Rusk
this whole time.

1599
01:25:00.764 --> 01:25:02.098
She's looking for your build.

1600
01:25:02.265 --> 01:25:03.641
What build, Antwan?

1601
01:25:04.267 --> 01:25:05.810
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?

1602
01:25:05.977 --> 01:25:07.187
And if you didn't use our code

1603
01:25:07.353 --> 01:25:09.898
then how can our original build
be in the game, right?

1604
01:25:10.607 --> 01:25:12.484
Or am I missing something?

1605
01:25:14.360 --> 01:25:15.361
Leave us.

1606
01:25:18.948 --> 01:25:22.410
Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.

1607
01:25:22.577 --> 01:25:25.330
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.

1608
01:25:25.497 --> 01:25:26.748
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.

1609
01:25:26.831 --> 01:25:27.832
Yeah, I do know.

1610
01:25:27.999 --> 01:25:31.002
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.

1611
01:25:31.169 --> 01:25:34.798
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?

1612
01:25:34.964 --> 01:25:37.383
What matters more than numbers?
Money?

1613
01:25:37.550 --> 01:25:40.220
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.

1614
01:25:40.386 --> 01:25:41.721
Nothing matters more than numbers!

1615
01:25:41.888 --> 01:25:43.264
You should be thanking me!

1616
01:25:43.431 --> 01:25:44.432
I should be thanking you?

1617
01:25:44.516 --> 01:25:46.851
What about the profits
that you got from our work?

1618
01:25:47.018 --> 01:25:49.062
You chose your side, little Padawan.

1619
01:25:49.229 --> 01:25:52.774
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.

1620
01:25:52.857 --> 01:25:53.858
You get me, bro?

1621
01:25:54.943 --> 01:25:58.029
Yeah, I get you. Bro.

1622
01:25:58.154 --> 01:26:00.573
Which leads me to this.

1623
01:26:15.839 --> 01:26:17.090
Thanks, Keys.

1624
01:26:21.761 --> 01:26:23.388
What the hell was that?

1625
01:26:24.013 --> 01:26:26.391
Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.

1626
01:26:29.686 --> 01:26:32.397
Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.

1627
01:26:32.564 --> 01:26:34.649
You're obviously fired, you know that.

1628
01:26:34.816 --> 01:26:37.861
And, you, what is she still doing
in the game, man?

1629
01:26:37.944 --> 01:26:38.945
Boot everyone.

1630
01:26:39.112 --> 01:26:41.197
Hold up.
You want me to boot all the players?

1631
01:26:41.364 --> 01:26:43.116
Boot them out of the game, now!

1632
01:26:43.283 --> 01:26:44.659
Cancel every player account!

1633
01:26:44.993 --> 01:26:46.703
And where the hell is Dude?

1634
01:26:46.870 --> 01:26:49.581
Security! Kick this punk out.

1635
01:26:55.503 --> 01:26:56.504
Guy!

1636
01:26:56.671 --> 01:26:58.464
- Millie!
- They're taking me out.

1637
01:26:58.548 --> 01:26:59.549
What's happening?

1638
01:26:59.632 --> 01:27:00.675
It's on you now.
Everybody's watching.

1639
01:27:00.842 --> 01:27:02.010
You gotta keep going.

1640
01:27:02.176 --> 01:27:04.429
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?

1641
01:27:04.596 --> 01:27:06.264
You will if you make it
across that bridge.

1642
01:27:06.431 --> 01:27:08.391
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.

1643
01:27:08.558 --> 01:27:10.476
You do that, Antwan is done.

1644
01:27:10.935 --> 01:27:11.936
I'll make it.

1645
01:27:15.982 --> 01:27:17.066
I'll make it.

1646
01:27:18.234 --> 01:27:19.235
What the hell?

1647
01:27:21.529 --> 01:27:22.947
What's going on?

1648
01:28:02.320 --> 01:28:06.199
All right, let's all remember
this moment, before we were fired.

1649
01:28:07.158 --> 01:28:08.326
Oh!

1650
01:28:08.409 --> 01:28:09.661
Wow.

1651
01:28:14.749 --> 01:28:15.917
Catchphrase.

1652
01:28:16.000 --> 01:28:17.001
<i>Catchphrase?</i>

1653
01:28:17.835 --> 01:28:19.295
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.

1654
01:28:19.462 --> 01:28:23.049
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.

1655
01:28:27.261 --> 01:28:28.471
Whoa.

1656
01:28:29.764 --> 01:28:32.725
Get up, Guy. Get up.

1657
01:28:45.363 --> 01:28:47.198
Oh, no, no, no.

1658
01:28:51.577 --> 01:28:54.664
Guy, I came to save you.

1659
01:28:56.791 --> 01:28:58.876
- Who is this?
- I don't know.

1660
01:28:59.043 --> 01:29:00.253
He's glorious.

1661
01:29:02.005 --> 01:29:03.256
I mean, he's just like you...

1662
01:29:03.423 --> 01:29:04.841
but way better.

1663
01:29:06.634 --> 01:29:08.886
Way, way better.

1664
01:29:09.053 --> 01:29:10.722
- Thank you.
- No, that's not a compliment.

1665
01:29:10.930 --> 01:29:12.181
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.

1666
01:29:12.348 --> 01:29:13.641
What do you mean
you don't think I should touch him?

1667
01:29:13.808 --> 01:29:15.143
You don't mind this, do you?

1668
01:29:15.309 --> 01:29:16.978
'Cause I'm your buddy, too.

1669
01:29:21.107 --> 01:29:23.276
Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you.

1670
01:29:23.443 --> 01:29:24.444
He punches so hard.

1671
01:29:24.569 --> 01:29:25.570
But yet his hands are so soft.

1672
01:29:25.737 --> 01:29:27.113
- Be strong.
- Okay, bye.

1673
01:29:27.280 --> 01:29:29.240
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.

1674
01:29:29.365 --> 01:29:30.867
Whee!

1675
01:29:30.950 --> 01:29:32.368
Ha-ha!

1676
01:29:35.496 --> 01:29:36.664
Oh...

1677
01:29:40.334 --> 01:29:42.670
<i>No, no, no! No!</i>

1678
01:29:42.837 --> 01:29:45.381
Get up, Guy, get up!

1679
01:29:46.215 --> 01:29:47.592
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.

1680
01:29:47.717 --> 01:29:48.718
I don't know what that means.

1681
01:29:51.471 --> 01:29:52.805
<i>Come on, man. Get up!</i>

1682
01:29:52.972 --> 01:29:53.973
Get up.

1683
01:29:55.308 --> 01:29:57.935
There are three things I love in life.

1684
01:29:58.102 --> 01:30:02.565
Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.

1685
01:30:06.819 --> 01:30:08.780
<i>Oof! Oh, shit!</i>

1686
01:30:10.656 --> 01:30:12.200
Activate death blow.

1687
01:30:12.283 --> 01:30:13.284
Bye, Guy.

1688
01:30:18.081 --> 01:30:19.957
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.

1689
01:30:22.126 --> 01:30:23.127
Get up!

1690
01:30:23.211 --> 01:30:25.671
Mum, he's coming in with a death blow!

1691
01:30:28.758 --> 01:30:29.759
Get up, Guy.

1692
01:30:35.807 --> 01:30:36.891
Oh.

1693
01:30:38.893 --> 01:30:40.686
What the shit?

1694
01:30:48.236 --> 01:30:49.487
That was dope.

1695
01:31:05.795 --> 01:31:07.338
- Hold on. Is that--
- That's a--

1696
01:31:07.463 --> 01:31:10.550
Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.

1697
01:31:10.758 --> 01:31:11.843
Mm-hmm.

1698
01:31:17.014 --> 01:31:18.933
- Is that a lightsabre?
- It is.

1699
01:31:54.802 --> 01:31:55.803
Oh!

1700
01:32:02.310 --> 01:32:03.436
Guy!

1701
01:32:05.313 --> 01:32:06.814
Yes!

1702
01:32:06.981 --> 01:32:09.483
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.

1703
01:32:30.379 --> 01:32:31.380
There you go.

1704
01:32:32.298 --> 01:32:34.091
Do you see them all now? Yeah?

1705
01:32:34.175 --> 01:32:35.551
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah?

1706
01:32:35.635 --> 01:32:38.471
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.

1707
01:32:39.889 --> 01:32:41.432
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.

1708
01:32:41.599 --> 01:32:43.434
Just lots of little snacks.

1709
01:32:47.063 --> 01:32:50.191
Yeah, not a dancer. No.

1710
01:32:50.733 --> 01:32:52.485
Run free, better me.

1711
01:32:53.778 --> 01:32:54.946
Let's go.

1712
01:32:55.112 --> 01:32:56.572
Where are we going?

1713
01:32:56.739 --> 01:32:58.449
We can't let them
get across that bridge.

1714
01:32:58.783 --> 01:33:00.243
You wanna finish this out with me?

1715
01:33:00.743 --> 01:33:03.704
Look, I don't even know what's going on,
but, hell yes, I'm with you.

1716
01:33:03.788 --> 01:33:05.414
Ha-ha!

1717
01:33:05.498 --> 01:33:07.208
Let's go!

1718
01:33:32.316 --> 01:33:33.567
Antwan, come on, man.

1719
01:33:33.734 --> 01:33:36.070
What are we doing here?

1720
01:33:37.238 --> 01:33:38.739
Where are the servers to <i>Free City 1?</i>

1721
01:33:38.906 --> 01:33:41.659
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?

1722
01:33:42.118 --> 01:33:45.371
If they get past that horizon
to the build, I lose everything!

1723
01:33:45.788 --> 01:33:47.164
Wait, so you did steal their code.

1724
01:33:47.331 --> 01:33:49.625
Welcome to the conversation, genius.

1725
01:33:49.792 --> 01:33:50.918
Now, where are those servers?

1726
01:33:51.085 --> 01:33:52.962
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.

1727
01:33:53.129 --> 01:33:54.297
All these? This one? Right, this one?

1728
01:33:54.463 --> 01:33:55.673
Yeah. How did you--

1729
01:34:02.179 --> 01:34:03.180
Run.

1730
01:34:07.977 --> 01:34:08.978
Antwan!

1731
01:34:19.363 --> 01:34:20.364
Stop!

1732
01:34:23.409 --> 01:34:24.660
Officer Johnny!

1733
01:34:24.827 --> 01:34:26.078
- Come on!
- Come on!

1734
01:34:29.415 --> 01:34:31.917
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?

1735
01:34:32.043 --> 01:34:33.044
I'm not gonna tell you.

1736
01:34:33.169 --> 01:34:34.170
You're just gonna destroy it.

1737
01:34:34.295 --> 01:34:35.546
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.

1738
01:34:35.713 --> 01:34:38.966
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.

1739
01:34:39.133 --> 01:34:40.634
You didn't do shit.

1740
01:34:40.801 --> 01:34:43.721
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.

1741
01:34:44.221 --> 01:34:45.222
Security!

1742
01:34:45.306 --> 01:34:48.768
Please escort this former employee
off the premises.

1743
01:34:48.934 --> 01:34:50.936
He can call you by your real name.

1744
01:35:10.247 --> 01:35:11.332
Guy!

1745
01:35:12.041 --> 01:35:13.793
- Buddy! Buddy!
- No, no! Keep going!

1746
01:35:13.959 --> 01:35:15.378
Go without me!

1747
01:35:15.961 --> 01:35:18.005
I've been scared my whole damn life.

1748
01:35:19.632 --> 01:35:21.550
But I'm not scared anymore.

1749
01:35:24.762 --> 01:35:25.930
I'm sorry.

1750
01:35:26.680 --> 01:35:27.932
I'm not.

1751
01:35:30.851 --> 01:35:32.770
It's been the best day of my life.

1752
01:35:33.562 --> 01:35:35.356
You get to that build.

1753
01:35:36.816 --> 01:35:38.275
You show 'em we matter.

1754
01:35:44.156 --> 01:35:48.744
That security guard right there
was a goddamn hero.

1755
01:37:28.761 --> 01:37:31.805
You did it!

1756
01:37:40.147 --> 01:37:41.732
Yes! Yes!

1757
01:37:41.899 --> 01:37:44.235
Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!

1758
01:37:45.778 --> 01:37:47.238
Antwan, stop!

1759
01:37:48.072 --> 01:37:49.323
It's over.

1760
01:37:51.575 --> 01:37:53.202
He made it.

1761
01:37:53.369 --> 01:37:56.872
Got your game's original build out there
for everyone to see.

1762
01:37:57.373 --> 01:37:58.958
Probably win your lawsuit, huh?

1763
01:37:59.667 --> 01:38:00.668
Looks likely.

1764
01:38:00.834 --> 01:38:02.044
Cool.

1765
01:38:02.461 --> 01:38:06.173
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.

1766
01:38:06.340 --> 01:38:09.134
Right here,
I've got everything you care about.

1767
01:38:09.301 --> 01:38:13.180
The sliver that's left of <i>Free City,</i>
all your little background friends.

1768
01:38:13.347 --> 01:38:15.641
Including your digital boyfriend,

1769
01:38:16.475 --> 01:38:17.601
Last server.

1770
01:38:18.686 --> 01:38:23.649
Look, I just want the world that I built
and the people in it.

1771
01:38:23.816 --> 01:38:25.234
What's in it for Antwan?

1772
01:38:25.401 --> 01:38:26.527
Everything else.

1773
01:38:26.694 --> 01:38:28.654
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.

1774
01:38:28.737 --> 01:38:30.906
You have the rights to our code,
keep all the profits,

1775
01:38:31.073 --> 01:38:32.783
just give me what's left of <i>Free City.</i>

1776
01:38:33.242 --> 01:38:35.119
Let me build my own world from there.

1777
01:38:35.286 --> 01:38:38.956
What about <i>Free City 2?
Free City 3?</i>

1778
01:38:39.123 --> 01:38:40.624
And all pursuant spin-offs?

1779
01:38:40.791 --> 01:38:43.502
All yours. Just put down the axe.

1780
01:38:43.919 --> 01:38:46.422
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal

1781
01:38:46.505 --> 01:38:47.965
in the history of dumb deals, right?

1782
01:38:49.091 --> 01:38:51.218
I mean, you're talking about giving up
millions of dollars.

1783
01:38:51.385 --> 01:38:53.345
Why would anyone do that?

1784
01:38:53.512 --> 01:38:55.723
'Cause Keys and I made something great.

1785
01:38:58.017 --> 01:39:00.477
And I don't need money or fame
to prove that to myself.

1786
01:39:00.936 --> 01:39:03.856
I'm done playing your game, Antwan.

1787
01:39:06.150 --> 01:39:08.277
It's time I played mine.

1788
01:39:09.445 --> 01:39:10.738
Deal?

1789
01:39:20.164 --> 01:39:22.041
<i>Popping today
and not in a good way.</i>

1790
01:39:22.207 --> 01:39:24.710
<i>Sales for</i> Free City 2
<i>continue to slip</i>

1791
01:39:24.877 --> 01:39:29.006
<i>with numerous reports of bugs
in the code and lagging online play.</i>

1792
01:39:29.173 --> 01:39:31.550
<i>Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik</i>

1793
01:39:31.634 --> 01:39:32.760
<i>finds himself in the crosshairs.</i>

1794
01:39:32.926 --> 01:39:34.261
Crosshairs.

1795
01:39:34.428 --> 01:39:36.055
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.

1796
01:39:36.221 --> 01:39:37.306
We're too busy to gloat.

1797
01:39:37.473 --> 01:39:39.475
<i>I'm a victim! I'm a victim!</i>

1798
01:39:39.642 --> 01:39:41.477
Speaking of busy, we just doubled

1799
01:39:41.560 --> 01:39:43.479
the amount of unique visitors
we can handle.

1800
01:39:43.646 --> 01:39:44.647
It's amazing.

1801
01:39:44.772 --> 01:39:46.106
Who'd have thought
that so many people

1802
01:39:46.273 --> 01:39:49.234
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?

1803
01:39:49.818 --> 01:39:50.944
Hmm.

1804
01:39:51.779 --> 01:39:52.780
Oh, yeah, we did.

1805
01:39:52.905 --> 01:39:54.615
Yeah.

1806
01:39:55.908 --> 01:39:58.285
You know, you're pretty cute
when you brag.

1807
01:39:58.619 --> 01:39:59.828
<i>Antwan out!</i>

1808
01:39:59.995 --> 01:40:01.622
<i>Meanwhile, the game</i> Free Life

1809
01:40:01.705 --> 01:40:04.166
<i>is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.</i>

1810
01:40:04.333 --> 01:40:07.711
<i>Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game</i>

1811
01:40:07.878 --> 01:40:10.798
<i>where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy</i>

1812
01:40:10.964 --> 01:40:14.009
<i>and his now no-longer-in-the-background
a digital friend.</i>

1813
01:40:14.093 --> 01:40:15.094
Uh, hey, Mills--

1814
01:40:17.554 --> 01:40:19.723
Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?

1815
01:40:20.140 --> 01:40:22.267
Actually, I'm gonna jump back
into the game.

1816
01:40:24.103 --> 01:40:26.021
- Oh.
- Coffee?

1817
01:40:26.605 --> 01:40:28.399
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.

1818
01:40:28.941 --> 01:40:30.401
I'll just, uh, grab you one.

1819
01:40:31.026 --> 01:40:32.027
Oh, Keys, uh--

1820
01:40:32.194 --> 01:40:33.696
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.

1821
01:40:33.862 --> 01:40:34.905
Yeah.

1822
01:40:45.165 --> 01:40:47.418
Hi, Randy. Milton.

1823
01:40:49.920 --> 01:40:51.004
Hmm.

1824
01:40:51.880 --> 01:40:53.424
I was wondering
when I'd see you again.

1825
01:40:54.800 --> 01:40:56.719
Yeah,
life has been pretty crazy lately.

1826
01:40:57.219 --> 01:40:58.345
You should see it in here.

1827
01:40:58.512 --> 01:41:00.723
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.

1828
01:41:00.806 --> 01:41:02.516
Wow.

1829
01:41:05.018 --> 01:41:06.019
Hey, guys.

1830
01:41:16.071 --> 01:41:17.865
Look, Guy--

1831
01:41:18.073 --> 01:41:20.242
Wow, this is harder than I thought.

1832
01:41:20.993 --> 01:41:22.661
Then let me do it for you.

1833
01:41:23.454 --> 01:41:24.997
Guy,

1834
01:41:27.583 --> 01:41:30.961
you are dreamy.

1835
01:41:32.421 --> 01:41:37.009
Your taste in blue shirts
and five-octave musical superstars,

1836
01:41:37.176 --> 01:41:41.388
it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.

1837
01:41:41.555 --> 01:41:43.682
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.

1838
01:41:44.266 --> 01:41:49.188
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.

1839
01:41:53.859 --> 01:41:56.320
See? Was that so hard?

1840
01:41:57.404 --> 01:41:59.239
So, what are you gonna do?

1841
01:42:00.240 --> 01:42:02.868
Anything I want. Thanks to you.

1842
01:42:04.244 --> 01:42:05.788
I'm not stuck in a loop any more.

1843
01:42:05.954 --> 01:42:07.456
Neither are you.

1844
01:42:09.833 --> 01:42:11.543
I love you, Millie.

1845
01:42:12.711 --> 01:42:16.006
Maybe that is my programming talking,
but, guess what,

1846
01:42:17.382 --> 01:42:19.593
someone wrote that program.

1847
01:42:21.804 --> 01:42:23.847
I'm just a love letter to you.

1848
01:42:24.890 --> 01:42:27.309
Somewhere out there is the author.

1849
01:42:45.452 --> 01:42:49.206
<i>You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.</i>

1850
01:42:49.373 --> 01:42:51.416
<i>And he was alive because
he met the one person</i>

1851
01:42:51.500 --> 01:42:53.043
<i>he'd been waiting for his whole life.</i>

1852
01:42:53.210 --> 01:42:56.421
And I had to make it realistic, so

1853
01:42:57.673 --> 01:42:59.508
I based it off of

1854
01:43:01.301 --> 01:43:02.302
you.

1855
01:43:04.471 --> 01:43:06.390
The woman of his dreams,

1856
01:43:09.184 --> 01:43:10.936
she was the same as mine.

1857
01:43:11.103 --> 01:43:14.398
<i>So she liked bubble gum ice cream
and swing sets</i>

1858
01:43:14.565 --> 01:43:18.402
<i>and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit</i>

1859
01:43:18.569 --> 01:43:21.113
<i>of always humming
this classic Mariah Carey track.</i>

1860
01:43:22.155 --> 01:43:25.200
<i>Like, all the time, she would repeat.</i>

1861
01:43:28.453 --> 01:43:29.454
Finally!

1862
01:43:36.253 --> 01:43:37.254
Keys!

1863
01:43:45.470 --> 01:43:47.139
What are you--

1864
01:44:28.055 --> 01:44:29.514
You okay, little guy Guy?

1865
01:44:29.932 --> 01:44:31.725
You seem adjective.

1866
01:44:31.892 --> 01:44:34.519
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.

1867
01:44:34.686 --> 01:44:36.355
Thank you. That was nice.

1868
01:44:36.521 --> 01:44:39.983
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.

1869
01:44:41.485 --> 01:44:43.236
I just miss my best friend.

1870
01:44:44.863 --> 01:44:47.866
We used to do the same walk
together every day.

1871
01:44:48.033 --> 01:44:51.328
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.

1872
01:44:51.495 --> 01:44:53.205
I can bench press a sentence.

1873
01:44:53.288 --> 01:44:56.792
Yeah, that's totally not
the same thing at all.

1874
01:44:56.875 --> 01:44:59.002
Harder laughter!

1875
01:44:59.711 --> 01:45:00.712
Oh.

1876
01:45:00.796 --> 01:45:01.964
Guy?

1877
01:45:04.675 --> 01:45:06.510
- Buddy!
- No!

1878
01:45:06.677 --> 01:45:07.844
Oh, my God! Guy!

1879
01:45:08.011 --> 01:45:09.429
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!

1880
01:45:09.513 --> 01:45:10.514
You didn't!

1881
01:45:10.639 --> 01:45:12.849
One minute, I'm running
on a crazy bridge to nowhere,

1882
01:45:13.016 --> 01:45:15.268
thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.

1883
01:45:15.435 --> 01:45:18.021
The next minute,
I'm like in some type of flyin'

1884
01:45:18.188 --> 01:45:20.190
and some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust,

1885
01:45:20.357 --> 01:45:24.111
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.

1886
01:45:24.277 --> 01:45:26.947
Man, I love it here.

1887
01:45:27.030 --> 01:45:29.324
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.

1888
01:45:29.491 --> 01:45:30.575
Now, it might sound weird,

1889
01:45:30.742 --> 01:45:34.121
I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude
and a half-horse,

1890
01:45:34.287 --> 01:45:36.540
whatever a centaur is, I did it.

1891
01:45:36.707 --> 01:45:38.000
I rode a dude, too!

1892
01:45:38.166 --> 01:45:39.376
Friendly gesture!

1893
01:45:39.543 --> 01:45:40.711
So friendly!

1894
01:45:41.169 --> 01:45:42.504
Come on, bring it in!

1895
01:45:42.713 --> 01:45:44.006
- Are we gonna hug?
- I'm coming for you!

1896
01:45:44.172 --> 01:45:45.340
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
- Yes, I am!

1897
01:45:45.507 --> 01:45:46.675
You come here! I'm coming to you!

1898
01:45:46.842 --> 01:45:48.468
I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.

1899
01:45:51.680 --> 01:45:53.140
Buddy, I missed you!

1900
01:45:53.306 --> 01:45:55.308
Hey, so where's the bank?

1901
01:45:56.810 --> 01:45:58.061
There is no bank.

1902
01:45:58.228 --> 01:45:59.479
So what do we do?

1903
01:45:59.855 --> 01:46:01.898
Whatever we want.

1904
01:46:10.824 --> 01:46:12.576
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Guy.