1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:06,506 (ominous music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,823 - Is any of this even necessary? 5 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:34,951 That dipshit'll be dead before me. 6 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,286 - Him again? 7 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:38,621 - Fine. 8 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:43,293 The date is February 23rd, 1982. 9 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,462 - Can I get some snacks in here? 10 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:50,216 - Son, 18 years and nine months ago you were conceived 11 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,635 on the Gadbury Ice 12 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:56,139 and you've been the bane of my existence ever since. 13 00:00:57,348 --> 00:01:00,560 When I was alive, I lay awake at night 14 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:05,482 wishing I had pulled out and let you melt into the ice. 15 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:09,652 As the saying goes, spilled semen. 16 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:12,822 You've enjoyed the finer aspects of the Gadbury name 17 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:15,825 while never fulfilling your family duties. 18 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:20,163 Our legacy as curling elite goes back centuries 19 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:23,166 and now I'm afraid that will die. 20 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,502 As my final farewell to you, 21 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:28,505 I'll give you one last opportunity 22 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,548 to prove you are a Gadbury. 23 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,843 And if not, your sweet half baby sister 24 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:37,013 will receive my whole fortune. 25 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:39,848 Maybe by the time you've seen this, you will have- 26 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:44,896 I've been saving this, my little caliente. 27 00:01:45,854 --> 00:01:47,190 - [Father] Whoa. 28 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,193 - Rapido papi. 29 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,737 (grunting) (sexy music) 30 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:21,224 - Yes. 31 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:26,271 (upbeat music) 32 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,933 (victorious music) 33 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:12,108 - Come on, come on, come on, come on, push yourself. 34 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,444 (victorious music) 35 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,612 Push yourself! 36 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,865 (victorious music) 37 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,617 I want to see them titties 38 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,620 bouncing from your toenails to your temples, tubby. 39 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,623 (victorious music) 40 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,962 Why you stop, man? 41 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,380 - What? 42 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,174 Come on man, it's hot. 43 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,300 - Hot? 44 00:03:37,466 --> 00:03:39,802 Man, check the ladder. 45 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:40,637 Dang. 46 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,057 (victorious music) 47 00:04:17,214 --> 00:04:18,257 Fuck is he doing? 48 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:22,220 What is you doing? 49 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:25,014 - I prefer baseball. 50 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,683 (sighs) 51 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,059 - Lunch porky. 52 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,227 And you! 53 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,942 Whatever it is you selling, I ain't buying. 54 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,694 - I ain't selling, I'm serving. 55 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,362 - What the fuck is this? 56 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,572 This bitch open my mail. 57 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:44,200 - Pay your house payment, you broke bitch. 58 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:47,870 - What is this? 59 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,293 - But I will get away with it. 60 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:57,714 My brain is a catalog of Datelines and 48 Hour Mysteries. 61 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,550 (speaking in foreign language) 62 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,469 That's right bitch, I'm drowning you. 63 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:07,098 That's my money, my inheritance, every single penny of it. 64 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,725 You little bastard. 65 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:11,728 That's my money, you're not getting any of it. 66 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,271 - Drowning me again, puto? 67 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,900 - Did you know about the tape? 68 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,238 Why didn't you tell me? 69 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,740 (speaking in foreign language) 70 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,742 - Because you're a piece of shit that only took from dad. 71 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,452 He didn't want you to have that money. 72 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,745 You don't even deserve it. 73 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:29,996 - That's not true. 74 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,623 I'm the true heir to the Gadbury throne. 75 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:35,752 - You never even went on the ice to throw with us. 76 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,253 Do you even curl? 77 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,255 - It's in my blood. 78 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:42,342 - Okay, so when's the last time you went on the ice? 79 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,137 Exactly, I thought so. 80 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:48,264 You were too busy fucking your mattress 81 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:49,766 and eating your damn Twinkies 82 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,517 to be part of the family business. 83 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,644 - That's not true. 84 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:55,104 It's all mine. 85 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,523 - Listen up dipshit, 86 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,693 the lawyer is here and needs you to sign some papers 87 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,112 so you're aware of the terms, okay? 88 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:04,280 So you're gonna get ready, 89 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,448 you're gonna meet me in the office 90 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,450 'cause Brett is waiting for us. 91 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,535 (yelling) 92 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,789 (ominous music) 93 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:14,999 (speaking in foreign language) 94 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,126 What's taking him so long? 95 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,628 - He's gonna be here, don't worry about it. 96 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,004 - Look at him. 97 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:24,967 - What? 98 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:26,803 You know I have low blood sugar? 99 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,806 - Gordon, shut up and sign the papers. 100 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:30,973 - Gordon. 101 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:36,979 I'm here to explain the conditions of the trust. 102 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:39,357 Your father left explicit instructions 103 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,525 that upon his death 104 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,860 the only way to receive your inheritance, 105 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:50,743 which is valued at $125.8 million, 106 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,495 is if you lead a curling team 107 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:53,830 to the regionals of the Olympic trials. 108 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,164 That is the good news. 109 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,334 - Then what's the bad? 110 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,005 - The bad is the qualifiers for the regionals 111 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,424 its in one month. 112 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,258 - What? 113 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,678 - Looks like you better get going. 114 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,264 (tense music) 115 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:27,363 - How in the world am I gonna put together a team this fast? 116 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:31,075 - Gordon, I can be of service if you need. 117 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:32,869 - How's a blow job gonna help me 118 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,954 put together an all area curling team? 119 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,250 Couldn't hurt. 120 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,295 - I meant with teammates. 121 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,881 I happen to know a couple of unemployed curlers in the area 122 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,216 who'd be available for the right price. 123 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:48,885 - Money is no object. 124 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,094 - Done. 125 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,554 I'll get in touch with you, okay? 126 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,889 - Thank you. - No problem. 127 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:05,234 - Fat boy, this is $45. 128 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,777 - With the promise of a million. 129 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:08,070 - How? 130 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,739 - All we have to do is get to the regionals, 131 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,325 expose my sister for the fraud she is 132 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,785 and the $125 million is mine. 133 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:15,995 - That shit is a month away. 134 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,747 - We better get to it then. 135 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,582 - Get yo ass out my house. 136 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,919 The bee don't get out the bed for less than, 137 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,338 let's think $1,500. 138 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:29,091 - Tell you what? 139 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:32,929 $1,000 a week. 140 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,429 - Cash only tubby. 141 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:35,847 - I'll get you your money. 142 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,308 (women yelling) 143 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,102 Who is that? 144 00:08:41,102 --> 00:08:42,772 - Oh that's Gerri Redding. 145 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,273 - Let me be. 146 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:46,442 Get off me, get off me. 147 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:48,110 Get off me. 148 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,779 - Gerri Redding, 149 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,531 the first female drafted to the NFL. 150 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,033 - NFL? 151 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,327 - Professional football, man. 152 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,621 - We didn't watch the sports of the commoners. 153 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:02,625 - Well, right after she was drafted, she went crazy, 154 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,794 drugs, hookers. 155 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,712 She didn't even get to play a game. 156 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,465 - Where can I find her? 157 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,385 - County fool. 158 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:16,472 (mysterious music) 159 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:29,652 - Are you the one that bailed me out? 160 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:30,820 - Yes. 161 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,655 - Listen, I appreciate it and all, 162 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,407 but I don't get down like that. 163 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,241 - I'm sorry? 164 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,660 - With dicks, your dick. 165 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,328 I'm not gonna suck it or nothing. 166 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:41,163 This is a no dick zone, 167 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:44,750 not here, not here, not here, not nowhere. 168 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,670 - No, if I wanted a blowjob 169 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,088 I'd get a much better looking guy. 170 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,090 This is strictly professional. 171 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,091 Have you ever thought 172 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,844 about playing a true professional sport? 173 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,513 - Man I ain't got time for the bullshit today. 174 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,515 - Listen, I'm giving you the opportunity 175 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,851 to elevate your physical prowess 176 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:06,856 to play a sport of the gods, curling. 177 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,358 - Man, let me get out of this bitch. 178 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:10,568 I'm out. 179 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,864 (upbeat music) 180 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,409 - Oh that looks like a good site. 181 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,121 Wow, she's pretty. 182 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:25,207 (upbeat music) 183 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,090 She sweeps like an angel. 184 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,430 Hello Amor. 185 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:44,977 I have a proposito for you. 186 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,605 (upbeat music) 187 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:16,926 Pop! 188 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,428 Pop! 189 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:20,763 Pop! 190 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:26,936 - Geraldine, why you sneak in my house like that? 191 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,437 - I been calling your name. 192 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,106 - I'm trying to get a little shut eye 193 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,024 for my studio session tonight. 194 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,194 What's wrong, baby girl? 195 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,113 (sighs) 196 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:38,614 - I need your help. 197 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,617 You know the training ain't going like as planned. 198 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,953 - You mean them fucked up tires in the yard? 199 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,496 No shit. 200 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,998 - They about to take the house. 201 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,794 - You had it all, first woman in the NFL 202 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,630 and you had to fuck it up 203 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,800 with them phat asses and blunts. 204 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,344 - I ain't come here to get a lecture from black country. 205 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:01,971 - Yeah, I'm singing country music. 206 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,641 I'm 'bout to change the game, just like- 207 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:06,684 - Ray Charles? 208 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,311 You ain't no Ray Charles. 209 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,563 - Damn right. 210 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,899 He's six feet under and I'm still standing. 211 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,651 I would love to help you 212 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,655 but I got all my money tied in the video shoot next month. 213 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,699 I spent my life on your dreams. 214 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,076 Now I got to do mine, Geraldine. 215 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,870 Now just listen to my new song. 216 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:30,166 ♪ Come on home little darling I love ♪ 217 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,338 Damn Geraldine, I was just getting to the good part. 218 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,757 - Man, I'll listen later. 219 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,383 - As soon as this gets sold, 220 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,052 we gonna be back on top, I'm telling you. 221 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,512 - Man whatever. 222 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,727 (upbeat music) 223 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:02,740 - What the? 224 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,617 Hell no. 225 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:08,245 (speaking in foreign language) 226 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:09,789 - Who you calling limp? 227 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,041 Your mama. 228 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,251 (speaking in foreign language) 229 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:17,213 - Yo, yo, shut the fuck up. 230 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,130 - You made it! 231 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,465 - Yeah, I made it, we good. 232 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,050 That direct deposit went through. 233 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,470 Gordo, what the fuck? 234 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,306 This is wood. 235 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,267 (speaking in foreign language) 236 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,978 - Gordo is a bit harsh, don't you think? 237 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:36,106 (speaking in foreign language) 238 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,818 - Why are we practicing wood? 239 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,111 - It's an old Gadbury secret. 240 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,281 If you can practice on wood, the ice is a breeze. 241 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,576 - That's the stupidest shit I ever heard. 242 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,410 I'm out. 243 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,417 - I guess you could send that money back then, huh? 244 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,092 It's not just about hitting the bullseye. 245 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,095 It's about keeping the other team out of here as well. 246 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,599 - Fat boy, I'm the black curling world champion. 247 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,142 Give me the God damn broom. 248 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,645 - Well who's gonna throw the stone? 249 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,608 (speaking in foreign language) 250 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,989 - You better float your ass down the wood. 251 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,991 (sighs) 252 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,370 (speaking in foreign language) 253 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,122 - I don't know. 254 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,790 Let me take care of him though. 255 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,462 Gordo, I'll throw the stones for now 256 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,841 but we need to find somebody ASAP, cool? 257 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,678 I got some cookies in the back for you too. 258 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,638 Come on, pep up, Gordo. 259 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,641 (mysterious music) 260 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:04,737 (crowd applauding) (dramatic music) 261 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,020 (upbeat music) 262 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,292 - Who are these people? 263 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,004 - Well you know the beached whale 264 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,090 and that half naked gentlemen got suspended for three years 265 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,591 for selling trades to the Canadians. 266 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,428 And well that, that's the help. 267 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,346 (clapping) 268 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,098 Well done, tons of fun. 269 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,142 Looks like you're just one practice away 270 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,102 from world domination. 271 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,813 - Eat a shit sandwich, Smellsmerelda. 272 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,982 - Oh, touchy big brother, 273 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,858 being poor is keeping you up at night? 274 00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:09,778 - Hey Gordon, sorry to disturb practice. 275 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,989 - Why do you even hang out with my sister, Brett? 276 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,951 - Well I, I work for her. 277 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,287 - They used to call her a gang banger 278 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,164 and not 'cause she reps a set. 279 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,540 - Can we get on with it? 280 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,292 - As part of the agreement, 281 00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:27,671 you are to cease and desist all use of family funds. 282 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,630 - What? 283 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,342 - Oh, you haven't told your little butt buddies 284 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,969 that you're poor? 285 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,387 (speaking in foreign language) 286 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:40,225 The man is poor meaning zippo, zero, nada. 287 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,478 I will circumcise you again. 288 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,813 - Do you understand these conditions? 289 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,985 - Yes. 290 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,361 - Okay, can we go now? 291 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,656 (dark music) 292 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,539 No 293 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,416 I can't stand him. 294 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,549 Nice pooch. 295 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,093 - Don't let this outfit fool you. 296 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,178 I'll snatch your life, rich bitch. 297 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,931 (dark music) 298 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,854 - That was awesome. 299 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,731 - Man, let's hurry up and get this show on the road. 300 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,775 Your girl baking bread down here. 301 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,112 (dark music) 302 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,282 - Make sure that linebacker bitch doesn't get in my way. 303 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,410 - I know she played a little linebacker in high school. 304 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,205 (speaking in foreign language) 305 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,395 - How are you? 306 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,397 - I'm doing well, thank you. 307 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,941 - I was just looking over these plans 308 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,946 and we're soon gonna have the premier curling facility 309 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:19,908 in the world right here in South Florida. 310 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,579 And it's all thanks to your beautiful, 311 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:27,249 generous $100 million donation. 312 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,918 - Commissioner Pottinger, you are too kind. 313 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,088 I would be remiss if I didn't give all that I have 314 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,798 to the curling community here 315 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,009 after all it's done for my family. 316 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,596 - Well, I can't thank you enough. 317 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:52,983 - What am I 'posed to do? 318 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,110 - I love your enthusiasm. 319 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,778 Everything you need to know 320 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,363 is right here in this instructional video. 321 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,041 (upbeat music) 322 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,300 - That's some bullshit. 323 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,511 - Come on, let's go, you got this. 324 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,058 (upbeat music) 325 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,231 All right, there you go, remember your form. 326 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,360 (upbeat music) 327 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,835 (grunting) 328 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,392 (upbeat music) 329 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,853 (grunting) 330 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,941 (upbeat music) 331 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,129 (speaking in foreign language) 332 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,424 - Gerri, you got a minute? 333 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,092 - What? 334 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,302 - Look, I know practice 335 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,886 didn't go as well as you would've liked but- 336 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,138 - But nothing. 337 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,390 We suck. I suck. 338 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,934 - If you want, we can stay late and I'll help you practice. 339 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,478 - Nah man, I got to find a job, Gordo. 340 00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:55,397 Man, I got problems. 341 00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:56,898 This is fine and all, 342 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,109 but if I don't work, I don't eat. 343 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,240 - Look, I know this isn't much- 344 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,826 - No man, no, I can't. 345 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,578 - Listen, if we're gonna win this thing, 346 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,621 I need you here and here. 347 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,251 - Are you sure? 348 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,920 - If it'll keep you focused and off the streets then... 349 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:27,429 (upbeat music) 350 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:52,287 - Have you ever felt like magnetically involved 351 00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:53,288 with another? 352 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,293 Exactly. 353 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:09,388 Are you gonna tip me for a dance or what? 354 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,474 - Did you even dance? 355 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,644 - Yeah, five or six dances ago. 356 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,480 Look, I'm gonna be up there soon. 357 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,316 Just give me a few dollars 358 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:24,569 and I'll just consider it down payment. 359 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,530 - Hell no. 360 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:39,334 - You're not gonna invite me for a drink? 361 00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:41,837 - No. 362 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,674 (speaking in foreign language) 363 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,927 - I've been cooling over here by myself vibing. 364 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,721 Get the fuck out my booth. 365 00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,517 - Okay, okay, leaving. 366 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,439 (slurping) 367 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,190 - Bitch, what the fuck is you doing? 368 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,066 (coughing) 369 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,026 - Excuse me, you got a problem here? 370 00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:05,861 - She offered me a drink 371 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,028 and then she got crazy. 372 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:09,072 - Man, she drank out of my bottle. 373 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,199 - You can't be threatening the dancers. 374 00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:12,367 - Man. 375 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,871 (grunting) 376 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:29,634 I just- 377 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:30,927 - What the fuck was that? 378 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,971 I already bailed you out once 379 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,306 and now I got to bail you out again 380 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,724 'cause you punched a stripper in the face? 381 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,559 - First off, I aint punch nobody. 382 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,060 - Look, it doesn't even matter. 383 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,312 We don't have to be friends. 384 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,147 We don't even have to like each other. 385 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,441 Once we win the regionals, you're off the hook, 386 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,110 but I'm not bailing you out again. 387 00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:59,581 You call yourself an athlete? 388 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,167 - What you say? 389 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,085 - We're a week away from this match 390 00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:05,587 and you're still sweeping like a light skin. 391 00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,342 - Can you even wrap those thick ass fingers 392 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,968 around a broom and sweep? 393 00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:14,429 - I'll wrap my hands around your peanut head you 394 00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:19,768 (speaking in foreign language) 395 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,610 - Y'all break that shit up. 396 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:29,945 - This the most hood shit 397 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:30,946 I ever been a part of. 398 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,615 You thought you was gonna teach this how to throw. 399 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:34,783 - What that posed to mean? 400 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:38,203 - It's cool, you made the league barely. 401 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:39,871 To be a curler, 402 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:42,165 you need heart 403 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,126 and the whole world know you don't have that. 404 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,171 (grunting) 405 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,131 - Ooh, ooh, ooh. 406 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:54,970 - Gerri, no, Gerri come on. 407 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,805 I need him, I need you both. 408 00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,683 Gerri, I need you both. 409 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,811 [shouting] 410 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,854 For the love of the broom! 411 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,649 - Get up off me, sasquatch. 412 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,359 I'm out of here, Gordo. 413 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,194 I'mma go home, get my dick sucked, 414 00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:14,698 eat some cereal, get a manicure and count some money. 415 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,366 Teach these scrubs how to throw. 416 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:17,826 - And make sure you grow, 417 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,369 short ass bitch. - Fuck you. 418 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:22,038 - Man, I'm outta here, I'm tired. 419 00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:37,053 - Gordon, good to see you. 420 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:38,263 - [Gordon] You too. 421 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:41,433 - Your sister was just telling me about the 422 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,019 eclectic team that you've assembled. 423 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,729 - Fucking trash. 424 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,273 - I'm trying out a new type of athlete 425 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,232 for this year's games. 426 00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:50,692 - That team of yours 427 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:54,070 is only going to bring down our family name with that hooker 428 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:57,365 and that manimal you have. 429 00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:58,533 - Eat shit. 430 00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,701 - Hey Gordon. 431 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:01,870 - She is a bastard. 432 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,872 My old man was banging the maid when- 433 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:04,873 (speaking in foreign language) 434 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,041 - Really? 435 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:11,254 - Well, I guess I have to thank you as well 436 00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:12,589 for the generous donation. 437 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,716 - No, no, no, no need to thank him. 438 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,217 He's done nothing. 439 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:19,304 - I took a shit in your bathroom, no flush. 440 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,056 It was Taco Tuesday. 441 00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:23,058 - Gordon. 442 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:30,315 Well, if that's everything, I've got to get back to work. 443 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,484 So we'll be seeing you at the regionals. 444 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,402 - Thank you commissioner. - Thank you commissioner. 445 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,570 - Gordon. 446 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:36,780 - Thank you. 447 00:27:37,238 --> 00:27:40,241 - Wait, you did wash your hands, right? 448 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:44,746 (mysterious music) 449 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,171 - Get a good night's rest. 450 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,632 You're gonna need all your strength for tomorrow's match. 451 00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:57,175 - Yeah, whatever. 452 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:58,510 - Can I give you a ride somewhere? 453 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,767 ♪ So come on home, little darling ♪ 454 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,644 ♪ I love you 455 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:11,106 ♪ I didn't mean to make you cry ♪ 456 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:15,318 ♪ I know I drink and gamble and run around town ♪ 457 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:19,531 ♪ But my little darling, I'm gonna settle down ♪ 458 00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:25,453 Glad you could make it, Geraldine. 459 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:26,705 - What's good, pops? 460 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:27,622 How's it going? 461 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:29,165 - 'Bout finished up now. 462 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:30,834 On the last scene. 463 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,794 This is my partner, Anna. 464 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,003 - Hi I'm Coach Gordon. 465 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:38,800 - God damn, you mighty piggly mother fucker. 466 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,969 - Well it takes one to know one. 467 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:43,471 (laughing) 468 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,726 - Thanks for giving baby girl 469 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:48,727 another shot at the big game. 470 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:50,812 - You coming out for the big match? 471 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,148 - Never missed any of her games, not gonna start now. 472 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,649 I've got to get back to work. 473 00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:56,025 So I'll catch up with you guys later. 474 00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:56,985 Alright. 475 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:59,863 (country music) 476 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,159 - I want to thank you again for a delightful performance. 477 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,660 - I'm glad y'all made it. 478 00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:08,496 - You know, that Gerri's really something special. 479 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:10,331 - One of the best athletes I ever seen. 480 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:11,207 That's no lie. 481 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:12,667 But you know what they say? 482 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:16,004 Pussy is a mother fucker's quickest downfall. 483 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:17,839 Take care of my girl, all right? 484 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,340 She's an asshole I know, 485 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:20,925 but there ain't nothing she can't do 486 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,720 if she put her mind to it and that include 487 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:28,850 - Curling. 488 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:29,768 - Curling? 489 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,519 When they sweeping on ice and shit? 490 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,188 (laughing) 491 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,857 That ain't no sport. 492 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:38,359 I met as well get my fat ass out there and do it. 493 00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:39,694 - Please do me a favor 494 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:40,862 and get her home soon 495 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,739 so she can be on time for the match tomorrow. 496 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:46,910 And Gerri, eight a.m., don't forget. 497 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:57,295 (upbeat music) 498 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:11,810 They're late. 499 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,395 And where have you been? 500 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:18,733 (speaking in foreign language) 501 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:32,247 - Fuck man, this is America, speak English. 502 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:33,748 (speaking in foreign language) 503 00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:36,000 - This is Miami. 504 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:39,629 (speaking in foreign language) 505 00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:43,299 - Where are you? 506 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,261 (speaking in foreign language) 507 00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:52,433 (alarm blaring) (ominous music) 508 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:15,039 - Those bitches robbed me! 509 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:17,458 Fuck! 510 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:19,627 Shit! 511 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:23,298 (dramatic music) 512 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,555 - What the hell? 513 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:33,308 - Man, bitches ain't shit. 514 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:36,644 - Hey, nice tits, Gordo, long time, no see. 515 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,021 - Who's this fuck boy? 516 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,856 - Woah, I don't want any beef with you, sir. 517 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:40,648 - Sir? 518 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,318 - This is the captain of the All Curl Revue, 519 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:44,819 our opponents today. 520 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:46,154 - So maybe afterwards 521 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,032 I might let you take this for a spin. 522 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,367 - I gotta a spin for your ass. 523 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,703 - [Brett] Gordon! 524 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:54,996 - Give me a minute. 525 00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:00,668 (ominous music) 526 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,843 - I have to say that I am truly disappointed in you. 527 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:11,930 - What did you do? 528 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,599 - Just told them about your little scam. 529 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:17,769 Paying players in an amateur tournament. 530 00:32:18,394 --> 00:32:20,396 (speaking in foreign language) 531 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,690 Shame on you. 532 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:26,527 - And I was truly rooting for you, Gordon, 533 00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:31,074 but this is disgraceful. 534 00:32:31,532 --> 00:32:35,286 You've got 15 minutes find a new player 535 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,705 or you're gonna have to forfeit. 536 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,718 (ominous music) 537 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,764 - What did you do? 538 00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:56,224 - What the fuck you done did now? 539 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,476 (speaking in foreign language) 540 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,271 - I had to come clean, Gordo, my bad. 541 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:03,898 - My bad, what? 542 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:04,899 - What's going on? 543 00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:06,901 - Rico just got disqualified. 544 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:08,403 (speaking in foreign language) 545 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:10,655 - No, your money just got us disqualified. 546 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,448 - What did my sister give you? 547 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:13,741 (mimics buzzing) 548 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,910 You knew how much this meant to me. 549 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,954 - Got a way better deal though. 550 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,247 - Better deal, huh? 551 00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:20,456 [punch] 552 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,752 - What is happening here? 553 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:27,422 - That beast just physically assaulted someone. 554 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:28,798 - [Gerri] Bitch! 555 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:30,842 - The whole team should be disqualified. 556 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,427 - Call me out my name again 557 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:33,928 and yo ass gon' be next. 558 00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:35,430 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 559 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,764 Enough is enough, okay? 560 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:37,640 It's time. 561 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:42,311 Either you have a third party or you're disqualified. 562 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,982 (dramatic music) 563 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:55,116 - I'm gonna get you bitch. 564 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:03,458 (suave club music) 565 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,619 - Come on, you got this. 566 00:35:22,703 --> 00:35:25,123 (club music) 567 00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:33,047 - I put the faith on you. 568 00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:35,133 - Fuck up dem gigalos! 569 00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:41,389 - Go soft and try to split their stones 570 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,141 and try to knock their top one out of place. 571 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,726 And Nina, sweep hard to the left 572 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:47,562 so that the stone picks up any speed. 573 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:48,729 Got it? - Okay, okay. 574 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:52,733 (club music) 575 00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:59,824 - Eat shit, gigolos. 576 00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:03,161 (club music) 577 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,459 (cheering) 578 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:12,920 (club music) 579 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:17,758 - Come on, Geraldine, get it going. 580 00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:25,141 - Practice run. 581 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,601 It's okay Nina. 582 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,437 (speaking in foreign language) 583 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:30,146 - Me? 584 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:31,022 (speaking in foreign language) 585 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,106 - You're sweeping is embarrassing. 586 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,316 I'm starting to think 587 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,484 your online sweeping business is bullshit. 588 00:36:35,484 --> 00:36:37,111 - Man, how long we gotta do this? 589 00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:38,362 - It's eight rounds. 590 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,531 Didn't you learn anything from that video? 591 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:41,699 - No. 592 00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:46,120 - Curl harder, curl harder. 593 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,624 (cheering) 594 00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:58,299 (club music) 595 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:06,641 - You shit gigolo. 596 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,521 (cheering) (club music) 597 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:22,698 - This is it. 598 00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:25,493 We have to make every point count. 599 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,161 Gerri, you hit it from the inside 600 00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:28,996 and Nina will bring it home for the win. 601 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:31,415 (club music) 602 00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:36,170 - Fuck up those gigolos. 603 00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:46,264 (club music) 604 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:58,067 - Now those guys know how to fucking curl. 605 00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:03,739 - That's some bullshit. 606 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,791 - Well, it was hard fought match. 607 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:17,920 Good effort. 608 00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,798 Anyway, don't hang your head ladies. 609 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:25,303 Got another two weeks and try it again. 610 00:38:25,761 --> 00:38:27,388 - Who are we playing? 611 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,765 - Only the top team in south Florida. 612 00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:32,435 - The So Flow Curls? 613 00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:35,730 - Who are they? 614 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,398 (speaking in foreign language) 615 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:40,067 - Only one of the top teams in the country. 616 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,153 They migrated Minnesota to South Florida 617 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,946 during the cold winter of 2000. 618 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,284 - And they haven't lost a match in 20 years. (laughs) 619 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,828 - You know every time you open your mouth 620 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:52,997 I want to knock your teeth out, bitch. 621 00:38:53,956 --> 00:38:55,249 (speaking in foreign language) 622 00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:57,668 - Can I borrow you for a minute? 623 00:38:58,419 --> 00:38:59,253 - Of course. 624 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,592 - Eight o'clock tomorrow morning. 625 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,927 - And how are we supposed to beat them? 626 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,012 - Faith. 627 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,015 - Man, get the fuck out. 628 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,350 We done. 629 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:18,814 - Where have you been? 630 00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:20,274 - Well I had a few errands this morning. 631 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:21,150 I started with the dry cleaner. 632 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:22,443 - Zip it. 633 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:25,029 And you, you were worried. 634 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,950 - Well, I have to admit I was worried 635 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:34,288 but after watching Gordon and those idiots 636 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:38,626 I am sure that we're gonna make South Florida 637 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:43,214 the center of the curling world with his inheritance. 638 00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:46,008 - Hey, is he gonna be okay? 639 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:51,138 - No, he's entering funnel territory. 640 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:53,974 - Funnel? 641 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,311 (quirky music) 642 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,362 - Our father was a strict man 643 00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:07,822 and he always pressured Gordon 644 00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:09,865 into taking over the family business. 645 00:40:09,865 --> 00:40:13,661 And when Gordon would disappoint, which was always, 646 00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:15,329 he would turn to the funnel. 647 00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:24,004 (groaning) 648 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:46,193 - He's gonna die. 649 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:48,446 - Not soon enough. 650 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,714 (soft music) 651 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:10,426 (phone ringing) 652 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,388 (groaning) 653 00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:19,435 - Hey. 654 00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:21,395 Who in the hell call somebody 655 00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:23,898 at five o'clock in the morning? 656 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,233 Is somebody dead? 657 00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:31,155 Oh, all right, I'll be there. 658 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,454 Oh shit. 659 00:41:41,415 --> 00:41:44,335 (mysterious music) 660 00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:52,843 - What in the hell are you doing Geraldine? 661 00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:55,429 - Pops, what's good? 662 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,098 Can I get you one of these? 663 00:41:58,098 --> 00:42:00,267 - Girl, ain't you got practice tomorrow? 664 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:03,812 - Man that shit over. 665 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,981 - Girl, where you get all this money? 666 00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:08,943 - So I called the addiction specialist. 667 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:11,278 They taught me to control my booty cravings. 668 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,032 - What's wrong with you? 669 00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:16,450 It ain't over. 670 00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:18,285 There's one more game. 671 00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:20,621 - You was there yesterday. 672 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:22,498 You was there. 673 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,292 We finished. 674 00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:26,460 - When you gonna stop 675 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:28,170 giving up on yourself before you start? 676 00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:31,632 - Oh so now you care? 677 00:42:32,007 --> 00:42:34,969 Now you want to be a dad? 678 00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:36,679 - I'm always your dad. 679 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:39,306 - Where was you after the draft? 680 00:42:39,306 --> 00:42:41,809 When I lost everything, where was you? 681 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,561 - You forgot all I did for you? 682 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,647 You made the draft because of me. 683 00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:50,734 - Yeah, you was a good coach or whatever, 684 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:54,321 but when I needed a dad, you wasn't there. 685 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:58,867 Man, take your ass home unless you want to pay for this. 686 00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:02,329 - I'll take her home. 687 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,250 - She grown, not my problem anymore. 688 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:22,016 (speaking in foreign language) 689 00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:24,059 (giggling) 690 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:28,689 - What is you doing in my house, stripper? 691 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,524 - It's Lola, honey. 692 00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:33,360 - That don't answer why you in my house. 693 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:37,114 - I told your papa I would take care of you last week 694 00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:39,116 so (giggling) 695 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,869 - A week, last week? 696 00:43:42,202 --> 00:43:44,371 - Yeah, you've been in a coma for 10 days. 697 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:46,957 I've being here taking care of you. 698 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,293 I wouldn't let anything happen to you. 699 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,253 Okay, mi amor? 700 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:52,713 - What's going on? 701 00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:54,048 (groaning) 702 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:56,258 I can't move my legs. 703 00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:59,219 - Oh yeah, you were temporarily paralyzed 704 00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:02,890 but I nursed you back to health. 705 00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:05,726 - Who else in my house? 706 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:09,772 - Well I had to take the week off to take care of you 707 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:13,901 so I had to conduct some business out of our house. 708 00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:16,737 And tada! 709 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,072 Ready? 710 00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,448 Hop on. 711 00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,910 - Bitch, didn't I say I can't move my legs? 712 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:26,246 (gentle music) 713 00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:33,754 - There you go. 714 00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:36,590 - What these ho's doing in my house? 715 00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:38,759 - I ain't no ho, control your girl. 716 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:39,760 - Relax. 717 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:44,473 You, we're guests. 718 00:44:44,598 --> 00:44:46,475 Do not disrespect. 719 00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:53,440 Look, they were gonna take your house. 720 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,027 So me and my girl, we had to make some extra money. 721 00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,112 - You're welcome. 722 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:01,615 - We set up in here. 723 00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:05,119 But don't worry, I locked her bedroom through the parties. 724 00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:06,286 - Parties? 725 00:45:06,328 --> 00:45:07,162 - Big ones. 726 00:45:07,287 --> 00:45:08,956 - Mmhmm, we entertained a couple of times 727 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:10,457 just to make some money. 728 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:13,127 I couldn't leave you alone. 729 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:14,628 I needed to work from home. 730 00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:15,462 - Home? 731 00:45:15,462 --> 00:45:16,714 This my house. 732 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,298 Ain't nobody come by? 733 00:45:18,298 --> 00:45:21,301 - Yeah, your dad, he did come a couple of times. 734 00:45:21,343 --> 00:45:23,053 He actually stayed for the parties. 735 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:26,974 - Okay hot pudding, let that booty roll. 736 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:28,809 - And my team? 737 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:31,812 - About that... 738 00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:34,022 (flushing) 739 00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:38,652 - Thank you for a nice evening. 740 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,037 Why are you so distant? 741 00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:51,081 You were never like this before. 742 00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:53,041 - Man, I was in a coma. 743 00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:57,921 (knocking) 744 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:05,220 Where's Gordo? 745 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,680 - You lived, 746 00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:09,850 What a shame. 747 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,351 - Move bitch. 748 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,854 - You know you can't roll up into my house like this. 749 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,734 You know my brother's very sick and he can't be disturbed. 750 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:22,029 - You're gonna let (speaking in foreign language). 751 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:26,033 - You know you can't help that fat fuck anyway. 752 00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:35,459 - What happened? 753 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:38,754 - The inevitable, tubo ate himself to death. 754 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,929 - Get up coach, man, we still got work to do. 755 00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:49,973 - Isn't that precious? 756 00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:02,277 (groaning) 757 00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:05,280 - Something's happening. 758 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,329 - Nothing, it's feeding time. 759 00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:16,166 (gentle music) 760 00:47:19,586 --> 00:47:21,338 - Come on, big guy, 761 00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:23,257 I know you in there somewhere. 762 00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,136 Wake up! 763 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,432 (groaning) 764 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:42,776 - Guacamole, is that you? 765 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:46,613 What happened? 766 00:47:46,613 --> 00:47:49,032 - Just don't move, okay? 767 00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:50,450 Relax. 768 00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:51,952 - Gerri? 769 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:52,953 - I'm here, coach. 770 00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:55,622 - Coach? 771 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,000 Coach. 772 00:47:59,626 --> 00:48:02,170 (gentle music) 773 00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:08,802 Do something. 774 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:11,305 No stop, oh my God. 775 00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:13,223 But, 776 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,559 how? 777 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:18,645 - This ain't my first coma. 778 00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:20,689 Let's get the band back together. 779 00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:23,066 - And how the hell am I supposed to go? 780 00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:39,207 - You'll be walking within five hours max 781 00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:42,252 and don't worry, the night terrors go away in a few weeks. 782 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:50,010 - He woke up. 783 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:55,933 I know, the pig in the blanket won't die. 784 00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:58,393 You better take care of him. 785 00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:01,355 If not, the curling center and the money, 786 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:03,023 it all goes up in smoke. 787 00:49:04,441 --> 00:49:06,860 (dark music) 788 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:13,533 (upbeat music) 789 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,628 - Nina, we're here to rescue you 790 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:27,089 from a life of indentured servitude. 791 00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:30,968 (speaking in foreign language) 792 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:36,223 - It don't look like she want to be saved. 793 00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:38,433 - Human trafficking is no joke. 794 00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:41,395 You of all people should understand that. 795 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:43,397 - What that supposed to mean? 796 00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:44,773 - We will protect you. 797 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:46,149 Run to your freedom. 798 00:49:46,149 --> 00:49:48,443 (speaking in foreign language) 799 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:51,571 - All right, 800 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:58,161 She won't be needing this. 801 00:50:04,751 --> 00:50:06,086 That's going with me. 802 00:50:09,506 --> 00:50:12,759 - Well that's it, I'm officially poor. 803 00:50:12,759 --> 00:50:15,012 Where do you guys get your food stamps? 804 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:16,847 - So you just gonna give up? 805 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:20,767 (speaking in foreign language) 806 00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:24,479 - You know a good restaurant around here? 807 00:50:24,479 --> 00:50:25,605 Last one buys. 808 00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:26,356 Not it. 809 00:50:26,356 --> 00:50:27,107 - Oh, not it. 810 00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:30,193 (speaking in foreign language) 811 00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:36,158 - I think I know a spot. 812 00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:41,538 (mysterious music) 813 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:51,339 (speaking in foreign language) 814 00:50:51,339 --> 00:50:53,383 - Yeah, pops talked to the owner, 815 00:50:53,383 --> 00:50:54,342 we can practice here. 816 00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:58,513 - Enough grab ass, let's get to work. 817 00:50:58,972 --> 00:51:01,516 (upbeat music) 818 00:51:10,817 --> 00:51:12,235 (groaning) 819 00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:18,075 - Yeah, mother fucker! Yeah! 820 00:51:18,492 --> 00:51:21,078 (upbeat music) 821 00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:34,257 (country music) 822 00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:47,354 What the hell are you doing? 823 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,773 - You bout to be a big sister. 824 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:51,775 - Are you serious? 825 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:55,237 - Yes, little mulato on his way. 826 00:51:55,737 --> 00:51:56,738 - Bruh. 827 00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:59,783 - Shit, I still got the thunder. 828 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:00,909 - Come on, man. 829 00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:02,410 You better sit your old ass down 830 00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:04,412 before you gone through your hip out of place. 831 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:09,918 - Have a toast with me. 832 00:52:11,378 --> 00:52:14,589 To the family and the fire in my loins. 833 00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:16,716 - Come on, man, it ain't got to be all that. 834 00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:18,218 - Now I know you didn't just come over here 835 00:52:18,218 --> 00:52:20,220 just to have a drink with your old man. 836 00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:21,388 What's on your mind? 837 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:25,559 - I just wanted to make sure we was good. 838 00:52:25,934 --> 00:52:27,227 - You're an asshole 839 00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:30,230 but you always gonna be my child so we good. 840 00:52:31,606 --> 00:52:33,942 I'm gonna be there cheering you on 841 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,819 like I have all your life. 842 00:52:36,611 --> 00:52:37,737 - Thanks pop. 843 00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:39,906 - You know this don't change things 844 00:52:39,906 --> 00:52:40,949 how I care about you? 845 00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:44,619 - Man, listen, I'm almost 40 years old. 846 00:52:44,786 --> 00:52:46,246 If you want to be running around here 847 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:49,332 with little jits in your '70s, be my guest. 848 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:51,668 - Geraldine, you don't understand. 849 00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:54,087 It's nice to have a little love in the house. 850 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,424 Plus, my new medicine 851 00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:59,759 put a little lead back in the old pencil. 852 00:52:59,759 --> 00:53:01,428 - Man, why you? 853 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:04,431 - We're gonna give those misfits a good spanking, 854 00:53:04,764 --> 00:53:06,183 South Florida style. 855 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,642 - And what do you think about that? 856 00:53:07,642 --> 00:53:09,102 - I think it's blasphemy 857 00:53:09,102 --> 00:53:10,687 It's a mockery of a good sport 858 00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:12,272 and they think that they can just show up 859 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:14,274 and learn how to sweep in a few weeks. 860 00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:17,611 And that football player, Gerri, is it, 861 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,279 what cage did they find her from? 862 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:23,200 - Gerri, go back to the black sports. 863 00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:27,704 - That was a tad racist. 864 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,497 Back to you, Ted. 865 00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:31,333 - What the fuck they talking 'bout? 866 00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:36,546 - Beat their mother fucking ass tomorrow, Geraldine. 867 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:45,222 (whimsical music) 868 00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:07,494 - Let me guess. - Geez. 869 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,079 - You slept walked into the kitchen again? 870 00:54:09,829 --> 00:54:11,331 - I had a light dinner. 871 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,082 - Mmhmm. 872 00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:13,541 - What are you doing up? 873 00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:17,337 - Somebody in this family has to put in some actual work 874 00:54:17,545 --> 00:54:19,172 while you eat yourself to death. 875 00:54:19,881 --> 00:54:23,551 - Ugh, I've had enough, I'm going to bed. 876 00:54:24,010 --> 00:54:25,387 Good luck tomorrow, loser. 877 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,514 - Bitch. 878 00:54:32,894 --> 00:54:35,397 (tense music) 879 00:54:46,199 --> 00:54:49,369 A land deal with Commissioner Pottinger? 880 00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:53,415 South Florida Curling Complex? 881 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:57,711 (tense music) 882 00:55:06,052 --> 00:55:07,929 What are you doing here? 883 00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:10,390 - I can't wish my brother good luck? 884 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:12,642 Look, it's a big day and all 885 00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:15,979 and I thought that you should have dad's curling broom 886 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:17,063 for the big match. 887 00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:18,064 - Aw. 888 00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:25,071 - Nighty night, big brother. 889 00:55:25,238 --> 00:55:28,116 You will not fuck this deal up for me. 890 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:40,003 (upbeat music) 891 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,601 (gentle music) 892 00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:15,121 (speaking in foreign language) 893 00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:17,499 - Whatever the fuck you said. 894 00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:25,048 Oh hey pops. 895 00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:26,883 - Ain't mine. 896 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:28,134 - What? 897 00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:30,553 - That baby. 898 00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:32,347 I made sure of that. 899 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,308 I only do anal at the strip club. 900 00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:37,727 - I'm not pregnant, okay? 901 00:56:38,311 --> 00:56:40,647 I'm here with mi amor. 902 00:56:41,731 --> 00:56:43,650 - My Geraldine? 903 00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:47,195 - Yeah, we just had a connection, you know? 904 00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:48,822 And the sex, and the sex is- 905 00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:50,240 - Not another damn word. 906 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:53,076 - Like father, like daughter. 907 00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:57,539 - What the shit is this? 908 00:56:57,539 --> 00:56:59,666 We curling on the soccer field now? 909 00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:01,209 (speaking in foreign language) 910 00:57:01,543 --> 00:57:03,420 - Man, how long you been in America? 911 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:05,588 You don't speak English yet? 912 00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:08,091 (speaking in foreign language) 913 00:57:08,883 --> 00:57:09,717 - The fuck? 914 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:13,555 What is you doing here? 915 00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:16,391 - Hi, mi amor. 916 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:20,103 I'm working the day shift so I thought 917 00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,856 I'll take my break to watch you play. 918 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:23,857 - Oh no. 919 00:57:25,024 --> 00:57:27,193 - Geraldine, you up with this ho? 920 00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:29,612 - I ain't no ho, okay? 921 00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:32,866 I've changed since we've been living together. 922 00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:35,869 - Geraldine, you've got this ho up in your house? 923 00:57:35,869 --> 00:57:37,120 - Our house. 924 00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:38,580 I pay the rent. 925 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,792 - Good luck this afternoon. 926 00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:45,920 Where's cankles? 927 00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:47,255 - He'll be here. 928 00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:50,758 - One can only hope so. 929 00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:56,598 - Yeah, she's a diddy bitch. 930 00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:01,811 (upbeat music) 931 00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:14,449 - God damn Nazis are coming. 932 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:18,244 (flushing) 933 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:24,250 (farting) 934 00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:31,299 (clears throat) 935 00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:40,099 - There you are. 936 00:58:42,143 --> 00:58:46,773 So is everything in order? 937 00:58:47,148 --> 00:58:49,651 - You have nothing to worry about. 938 00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:53,363 Let's just you say Gordon is dead tired. 939 00:58:55,990 --> 00:58:56,824 - Perfect. 940 00:59:04,832 --> 00:59:05,625 - [Female] I think he looks 941 00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:08,628 really cute in yellow. That's what I think. 942 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:13,174 Where's your portly third member? 943 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:16,803 Or is this on the team now? 944 00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:18,012 - This? 945 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:20,515 I have a pistola in my bolsa, little bitch. 946 00:59:20,515 --> 00:59:23,851 - Mmm, gang violence in curling, 947 00:59:23,851 --> 00:59:25,395 that's a first. 948 00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:27,230 - Oh he'll be here. 949 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:30,149 - He better hurry, the match is about to start. 950 00:59:30,483 --> 00:59:32,026 Although it won't matter. 951 00:59:32,151 --> 00:59:33,319 Afterwards, I'm gonna have 952 00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:35,655 your little lady friend here deported. 953 00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:36,739 - Que? 954 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:38,741 - Adios muchachos. 955 00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:41,536 - Man, fuck these clowns. 956 00:59:48,334 --> 00:59:50,837 (tense music) 957 01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:12,609 (sniffing) 958 01:00:15,528 --> 01:00:17,530 - Help, help, help! 959 01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:25,622 - Pop, we can't find Gordon. 960 01:00:25,955 --> 01:00:27,749 - He probably dead. 961 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:29,584 - Man, why would you say that? 962 01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:30,793 - A man that big. 963 01:00:30,793 --> 01:00:31,878 - Pop. 964 01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:34,631 Aight, I'll go check on him. 965 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:35,548 - I'll drive. 966 01:00:35,548 --> 01:00:37,133 I know where he stays. 967 01:00:37,216 --> 01:00:39,302 Got to make sure mi amor is fine. 968 01:00:40,553 --> 01:00:43,723 - Y'all hurry up, hurry up, come on. 969 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,058 Damn, man. 970 01:00:46,225 --> 01:00:48,936 - So hungry. 971 01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:54,400 - God, hurry it up there. 972 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,234 - I'm going. 973 01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:57,487 - I see lights coming. 974 01:01:00,406 --> 01:01:02,825 - Help, I'm in here! 975 01:01:02,825 --> 01:01:03,785 - Hurry up. 976 01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:05,078 You know I'm black as night. 977 01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:07,163 They done called the police already. 978 01:01:07,789 --> 01:01:08,956 - I'm doing it. 979 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:09,916 Just relax. 980 01:01:13,586 --> 01:01:14,420 Yes, yes. 981 01:01:20,593 --> 01:01:21,928 - I'm in here! 982 01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:24,305 Get these things off me. 983 01:01:27,016 --> 01:01:28,267 Thank God. 984 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:31,854 - There we go. 985 01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:38,444 (groaning) 986 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:43,032 (tense music) 987 01:01:44,784 --> 01:01:48,955 - Well ladies, can't hold this match up any longer. 988 01:01:48,955 --> 01:01:52,792 If Gordon is not here in the next five minutes, 989 01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:55,128 got to forfeit the match. 990 01:01:57,630 --> 01:01:59,799 - What's the concern everyone? 991 01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:02,468 - I know you did this, you raggedy ass bitch. 992 01:02:03,886 --> 01:02:06,180 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 993 01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:07,473 - I'm gonna knock your ass out 994 01:02:07,473 --> 01:02:09,142 before the day over with, believe that. 995 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:10,893 - I'm so scared. 996 01:02:11,644 --> 01:02:15,022 - Let's not do that. - Wait, wait, I'm here. 997 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:20,153 (victorious music) 998 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:37,336 - Mmhmm. 999 01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:41,048 (laughing) 1000 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:45,386 - He ran out of time as he ran his fat ass from the car. 1001 01:02:45,386 --> 01:02:48,181 Commissioner, call the match. 1002 01:02:49,348 --> 01:02:50,683 - I'm here. 1003 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:56,856 I'm here. 1004 01:02:58,357 --> 01:03:00,401 I'm (barfing) 1005 01:03:02,403 --> 01:03:03,362 - What the fuck? 1006 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,364 Someone clean this up. 1007 01:03:05,364 --> 01:03:08,034 - It's only bacon, it'll come right out. 1008 01:03:08,367 --> 01:03:10,369 - Oh God damn it. 1009 01:03:10,369 --> 01:03:11,412 - I'm ready. 1010 01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:21,130 - Well, I guess the match is on. 1011 01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:27,637 (upbeat music) 1012 01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:40,983 All right, here we are. 1013 01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:43,736 Now you know the rules. 1014 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,405 Great Gadbury's, 1015 01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,743 if you lose this match, 1016 01:03:50,743 --> 01:03:53,830 you are eliminated and will not move on to regionals. 1017 01:03:56,415 --> 01:04:00,795 So Flow Curls, are you ready? 1018 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,171 - Yeah. 1019 01:04:03,422 --> 01:04:05,299 - Great Gadbury's, are you ready? 1020 01:04:05,299 --> 01:04:06,467 - [All] Yeah. 1021 01:04:06,467 --> 01:04:07,426 - Hell yeah. 1022 01:04:07,426 --> 01:04:13,432 - All right, well let's get ready to curl. 1023 01:04:13,975 --> 01:04:18,020 - Hoes before bros. (laughs) 1024 01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:19,939 - That ain't even how that shit go. 1025 01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:26,487 (clock ticking) (tense music) 1026 01:04:29,156 --> 01:04:31,450 - Now, I grew up with these D-bags. 1027 01:04:31,450 --> 01:04:33,452 Let's try to block 'em at the top of the bullseye 1028 01:04:33,452 --> 01:04:34,704 and we've got a chance. 1029 01:04:35,788 --> 01:04:37,331 - Now you now you ain't grow with these kids 1030 01:04:37,331 --> 01:04:38,708 with your old ass 1031 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,293 but it's good to have you back, Gordo. 1032 01:04:40,334 --> 01:04:41,669 (speaking in foreign language) 1033 01:04:41,669 --> 01:04:42,461 Break! 1034 01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:46,549 (tense music) 1035 01:05:50,696 --> 01:05:52,573 - Come on girls, there's still time. 1036 01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:53,950 I know we can do this. 1037 01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:55,409 We've practiced so hard. 1038 01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:57,578 - All right, everyone. 1039 01:05:57,578 --> 01:05:58,496 That's half time. 1040 01:05:58,496 --> 01:05:59,372 Take 10. 1041 01:06:01,707 --> 01:06:03,793 - Save the embarrassment and quit now. 1042 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,920 There's no turning back after this. 1043 01:06:06,170 --> 01:06:08,464 - Gadbury's never quit. 1044 01:06:08,464 --> 01:06:10,424 - Save that talk for the soup kitchen. 1045 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:12,885 - Come on girls, I know we're down, but- 1046 01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:14,887 - We done. 1047 01:06:14,887 --> 01:06:16,222 They some real white boys, 1048 01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:17,431 we can't beat that. 1049 01:06:17,556 --> 01:06:20,267 - We just have to have some faith. 1050 01:06:20,267 --> 01:06:21,560 (groans) 1051 01:06:27,316 --> 01:06:28,609 (farting) 1052 01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:30,736 - Party time. 1053 01:06:31,904 --> 01:06:33,406 (tense music) 1054 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,201 (pooping) 1055 01:06:45,584 --> 01:06:46,252 (gunfire blasting) 1056 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:47,086 (groaning) 1057 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:51,424 (gunfire blasting) 1058 01:06:56,512 --> 01:06:58,597 (groaning) 1059 01:06:59,473 --> 01:07:00,516 (gasps) 1060 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,104 - His dick. 1061 01:07:12,361 --> 01:07:13,237 Sven's dead. 1062 01:07:13,237 --> 01:07:15,156 Oh my God, something happened to him, he's dead. 1063 01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:16,615 - What the hell? 1064 01:07:17,783 --> 01:07:19,035 - What's going on? 1065 01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:23,748 - This isn't good. 1066 01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:28,794 - So what do we do? 1067 01:07:31,505 --> 01:07:32,631 - Well I, 1068 01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:39,138 So Flow Curlers, if you don't have another player then 1069 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:41,682 you're gonna have to forfeit. 1070 01:07:43,768 --> 01:07:44,977 - What do you mean? 1071 01:07:45,394 --> 01:07:46,979 Sven is dead. 1072 01:07:46,979 --> 01:07:48,230 Who would do that? 1073 01:07:48,230 --> 01:07:51,692 - No, no, no, no, no, we need to reschedule. 1074 01:07:51,692 --> 01:07:53,486 You need to reschedule the match. 1075 01:07:53,486 --> 01:08:00,326 - No, I understand but curling waits for no one. 1076 01:08:02,286 --> 01:08:07,333 So the winner who goes on to the regionals is 1077 01:08:10,836 --> 01:08:12,755 the Great Gadbury's. 1078 01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:16,008 - What, I couldn't hear you? 1079 01:08:16,383 --> 01:08:20,513 - I said the Great Gadbury's? 1080 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:24,015 (cheering) (upbeat music) 1081 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:26,059 - You animals, he's dead. 1082 01:08:26,059 --> 01:08:27,937 (cheering) 1083 01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:30,064 - This cannot be happening. 1084 01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:31,232 - I'm rich. 1085 01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:34,026 - We got it all, all our money, that's mine. 1086 01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:36,278 (speaking in foreign language) 1087 01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:38,197 - Yes. 1088 01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:40,532 - Gordon, this is for you. 1089 01:08:42,993 --> 01:08:45,496 (tense music) 1090 01:08:46,746 --> 01:08:48,749 - Where the fuck have you been all day? 1091 01:08:49,541 --> 01:08:50,542 - Funny story- 1092 01:08:50,542 --> 01:08:52,253 (shushing) 1093 01:09:03,639 --> 01:09:05,724 - That shit don't happen in black sports. 1094 01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:11,772 (ominous music) 1095 01:09:16,735 --> 01:09:18,529 - Son, I'm assuming you failed 1096 01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:21,073 to complete the task I gave you 1097 01:09:21,073 --> 01:09:24,243 so I sent in a spy to assure your win. 1098 01:09:24,493 --> 01:09:28,289 You're too important to the Gadbury name to be a loser. 1099 01:09:28,872 --> 01:09:31,584 If any nefarious activity took place, 1100 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:35,086 you will find in the safe a signed pardon 1101 01:09:35,086 --> 01:09:37,715 by my pal Ronald Reagan. 1102 01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:41,719 The fortune is yours, Gordon, all of it. 1103 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,805 I'll be damned if I let a fat backside 1104 01:09:44,805 --> 01:09:46,807 and a tongue that rolls her R's, 1105 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,434 oh those R's, 1106 01:09:49,434 --> 01:09:52,979 damned if I let that spoil the Gadbury name. 1107 01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:56,942 You're an idiot but you're my fat idiot. 1108 01:09:58,986 --> 01:09:59,820 - Papa. 1109 01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:02,907 - My final order of business, 1110 01:10:02,948 --> 01:10:06,952 get that maid's daughter off the premises immediately. 1111 01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:12,958 The Gadbury's get blackmailed by no one, no one. 1112 01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:15,794 We do the blackmailing around here 1113 01:10:15,794 --> 01:10:17,796 and don't you ever forget it. 1114 01:10:22,675 --> 01:10:24,678 - I miss you so much. 1115 01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:40,110 (upbeat music) 1116 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:47,743 - This is ridiculous. 1117 01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:50,162 I demand to return to my house now. 1118 01:10:50,537 --> 01:10:52,539 - Not so fast, little sis. 1119 01:10:52,539 --> 01:10:54,375 - What is that supposed to mean? 1120 01:10:55,834 --> 01:10:57,253 - As of five minutes ago, 1121 01:10:57,253 --> 01:11:01,173 Gordon is officially sole heir of the Gadbury throne. 1122 01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:06,428 This includes his $125.8 million and all other assets. 1123 01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:08,889 - Oh, Gordo, you are rich. 1124 01:11:09,139 --> 01:11:10,266 You better share. 1125 01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,102 - You speak English? 1126 01:11:13,769 --> 01:11:14,812 - Yeah. 1127 01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:16,438 - What about me? 1128 01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:19,900 - I regret to inform you your father left you with nothing. 1129 01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:20,693 - You broke. 1130 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:21,986 (laughing) 1131 01:11:22,861 --> 01:11:24,154 - What? 1132 01:11:24,237 --> 01:11:26,282 (speaking in foreign language) 1133 01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:27,825 - So she broke? 1134 01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:29,827 - And what are you gonna do about it? 1135 01:11:33,621 --> 01:11:36,959 (speaking in foreign language) 1136 01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:39,545 (laughs) 1137 01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:45,718 (upbeat music) 1138 01:12:07,906 --> 01:12:11,076 (cheering) (ominous music) 1139 01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:15,748 - Oh shit. 1140 01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:19,585 That big bitch. 1141 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:22,963 I will have my revenge. 1142 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:25,591 (upbeat music) 1143 01:12:25,924 --> 01:12:27,509 ♪ Lord of mercy 1144 01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,011 (singing in foreign language) 1145 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:30,054 ♪ What's your name 1146 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,096 ♪ I don't know 1147 01:12:33,432 --> 01:12:37,269 (singing in foreign language)