WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:04.295 --> 00:00:06.506 (ominous music) 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:29.112 --> 00:00:31.823 - Is any of this even necessary? 5 00:00:32.448 --> 00:00:34.951 That dipshit'll be dead before me. 6 00:00:35.452 --> 00:00:36.286 - Him again? 7 00:00:37.620 --> 00:00:38.621 - Fine. 8 00:00:39.039 --> 00:00:43.293 The date is February 23rd, 1982. 9 00:00:43.293 --> 00:00:45.462 - Can I get some snacks in here? 10 00:00:46.212 --> 00:00:50.216 - Son, 18 years and nine months ago you were conceived 11 00:00:50.216 --> 00:00:52.635 on the Gadbury Ice 12 00:00:52.635 --> 00:00:56.139 and you've been the bane of my existence ever since. 13 00:00:57.348 --> 00:01:00.560 When I was alive, I lay awake at night 14 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:05.482 wishing I had pulled out and let you melt into the ice. 15 00:01:05.982 --> 00:01:09.652 As the saying goes, spilled semen. 16 00:01:09.652 --> 00:01:12.822 You've enjoyed the finer aspects of the Gadbury name 17 00:01:12.822 --> 00:01:15.825 while never fulfilling your family duties. 18 00:01:16.826 --> 00:01:20.163 Our legacy as curling elite goes back centuries 19 00:01:20.163 --> 00:01:23.166 and now I'm afraid that will die. 20 00:01:23.166 --> 00:01:25.502 As my final farewell to you, 21 00:01:25.502 --> 00:01:28.505 I'll give you one last opportunity 22 00:01:28.505 --> 00:01:30.548 to prove you are a Gadbury. 23 00:01:31.674 --> 00:01:33.843 And if not, your sweet half baby sister 24 00:01:33.843 --> 00:01:37.013 will receive my whole fortune. 25 00:01:37.013 --> 00:01:39.848 Maybe by the time you've seen this, you will have- 26 00:01:41.392 --> 00:01:44.896 I've been saving this, my little caliente. 27 00:01:45.854 --> 00:01:47.190 - [Father] Whoa. 28 00:01:48.024 --> 00:01:50.193 - Rapido papi. 29 00:01:50.193 --> 00:01:52.737 (grunting) (sexy music) 30 00:02:20.932 --> 00:02:21.224 - Yes. 31 00:02:23.726 --> 00:02:26.271 (upbeat music) 32 00:03:02.015 --> 00:03:03.933 (victorious music) 33 00:03:08.438 --> 00:03:12.108 - Come on, come on, come on, come on, push yourself. 34 00:03:12.108 --> 00:03:14.444 (victorious music) 35 00:03:14.444 --> 00:03:15.612 Push yourself! 36 00:03:16.946 --> 00:03:18.865 (victorious music) 37 00:03:19.199 --> 00:03:20.617 I want to see them titties 38 00:03:20.617 --> 00:03:23.620 bouncing from your toenails to your temples, tubby. 39 00:03:23.620 --> 00:03:26.623 (victorious music) 40 00:03:31.127 --> 00:03:32.962 Why you stop, man? 41 00:03:33.213 --> 00:03:34.380 - What? 42 00:03:34.380 --> 00:03:36.174 Come on man, it's hot. 43 00:03:36.466 --> 00:03:37.300 - Hot? 44 00:03:37.466 --> 00:03:39.802 Man, check the ladder. 45 00:03:39.802 --> 00:03:40.637 Dang. 46 00:03:41.971 --> 00:03:44.057 (victorious music) 47 00:04:17.214 --> 00:04:18.257 Fuck is he doing? 48 00:04:20.718 --> 00:04:22.220 What is you doing? 49 00:04:23.554 --> 00:04:25.014 - I prefer baseball. 50 00:04:25.014 --> 00:04:26.683 (sighs) 51 00:04:27.016 --> 00:04:28.059 - Lunch porky. 52 00:04:28.059 --> 00:04:29.227 And you! 53 00:04:32.689 --> 00:04:35.942 Whatever it is you selling, I ain't buying. 54 00:04:35.942 --> 00:04:37.694 - I ain't selling, I'm serving. 55 00:04:38.278 --> 00:04:39.362 - What the fuck is this? 56 00:04:39.362 --> 00:04:41.572 This bitch open my mail. 57 00:04:41.572 --> 00:04:44.200 - Pay your house payment, you broke bitch. 58 00:04:46.536 --> 00:04:47.870 - What is this? 59 00:04:51.207 --> 00:04:53.293 - But I will get away with it. 60 00:04:53.293 --> 00:04:57.714 My brain is a catalog of Datelines and 48 Hour Mysteries. 61 00:04:57.714 --> 00:05:00.550 (speaking in foreign language) 62 00:05:00.550 --> 00:05:03.469 That's right bitch, I'm drowning you. 63 00:05:03.469 --> 00:05:07.098 That's my money, my inheritance, every single penny of it. 64 00:05:07.098 --> 00:05:08.725 You little bastard. 65 00:05:08.891 --> 00:05:11.728 That's my money, you're not getting any of it. 66 00:05:11.728 --> 00:05:13.271 - Drowning me again, puto? 67 00:05:15.982 --> 00:05:17.900 - Did you know about the tape? 68 00:05:20.153 --> 00:05:22.238 Why didn't you tell me? 69 00:05:22.238 --> 00:05:23.740 (speaking in foreign language) 70 00:05:23.740 --> 00:05:25.742 - Because you're a piece of shit that only took from dad. 71 00:05:25.742 --> 00:05:27.452 He didn't want you to have that money. 72 00:05:27.452 --> 00:05:28.745 You don't even deserve it. 73 00:05:28.745 --> 00:05:29.996 - That's not true. 74 00:05:29.996 --> 00:05:32.623 I'm the true heir to the Gadbury throne. 75 00:05:32.623 --> 00:05:35.752 - You never even went on the ice to throw with us. 76 00:05:35.752 --> 00:05:37.253 Do you even curl? 77 00:05:37.253 --> 00:05:39.255 - It's in my blood. 78 00:05:39.255 --> 00:05:42.342 - Okay, so when's the last time you went on the ice? 79 00:05:44.344 --> 00:05:46.137 Exactly, I thought so. 80 00:05:46.137 --> 00:05:48.264 You were too busy fucking your mattress 81 00:05:48.264 --> 00:05:49.766 and eating your damn Twinkies 82 00:05:49.766 --> 00:05:51.517 to be part of the family business. 83 00:05:51.517 --> 00:05:53.644 - That's not true. 84 00:05:53.644 --> 00:05:55.104 It's all mine. 85 00:05:56.022 --> 00:05:57.523 - Listen up dipshit, 86 00:05:58.274 --> 00:06:00.693 the lawyer is here and needs you to sign some papers 87 00:06:00.693 --> 00:06:03.112 so you're aware of the terms, okay? 88 00:06:03.112 --> 00:06:04.280 So you're gonna get ready, 89 00:06:04.280 --> 00:06:05.448 you're gonna meet me in the office 90 00:06:05.448 --> 00:06:07.450 'cause Brett is waiting for us. 91 00:06:07.450 --> 00:06:09.535 (yelling) 92 00:06:10.119 --> 00:06:12.789 (ominous music) 93 00:06:14.123 --> 00:06:14.999 (speaking in foreign language) 94 00:06:14.999 --> 00:06:17.126 What's taking him so long? 95 00:06:17.126 --> 00:06:18.628 - He's gonna be here, don't worry about it. 96 00:06:18.628 --> 00:06:20.004 - Look at him. 97 00:06:23.549 --> 00:06:24.967 - What? 98 00:06:24.967 --> 00:06:26.803 You know I have low blood sugar? 99 00:06:26.803 --> 00:06:29.806 - Gordon, shut up and sign the papers. 100 00:06:29.806 --> 00:06:30.973 - Gordon. 101 00:06:34.685 --> 00:06:36.979 I'm here to explain the conditions of the trust. 102 00:06:36.979 --> 00:06:39.357 Your father left explicit instructions 103 00:06:39.357 --> 00:06:40.525 that upon his death 104 00:06:40.525 --> 00:06:42.860 the only way to receive your inheritance, 105 00:06:45.321 --> 00:06:50.743 which is valued at $125.8 million, 106 00:06:51.202 --> 00:06:52.495 is if you lead a curling team 107 00:06:52.495 --> 00:06:53.830 to the regionals of the Olympic trials. 108 00:06:53.830 --> 00:06:55.164 That is the good news. 109 00:06:56.666 --> 00:06:58.334 - Then what's the bad? 110 00:07:01.170 --> 00:07:03.005 - The bad is the qualifiers for the regionals 111 00:07:03.005 --> 00:07:04.424 its in one month. 112 00:07:04.424 --> 00:07:05.258 - What? 113 00:07:06.509 --> 00:07:08.678 - Looks like you better get going. 114 00:07:08.678 --> 00:07:11.264 (tense music) 115 00:07:24.610 --> 00:07:27.363 - How in the world am I gonna put together a team this fast? 116 00:07:28.239 --> 00:07:31.075 - Gordon, I can be of service if you need. 117 00:07:31.534 --> 00:07:32.869 - How's a blow job gonna help me 118 00:07:32.869 --> 00:07:34.954 put together an all area curling team? 119 00:07:38.416 --> 00:07:39.250 Couldn't hurt. 120 00:07:40.126 --> 00:07:42.295 - I meant with teammates. 121 00:07:42.295 --> 00:07:44.881 I happen to know a couple of unemployed curlers in the area 122 00:07:44.881 --> 00:07:47.216 who'd be available for the right price. 123 00:07:47.425 --> 00:07:48.885 - Money is no object. 124 00:07:48.885 --> 00:07:50.094 - Done. 125 00:07:50.094 --> 00:07:51.554 I'll get in touch with you, okay? 126 00:07:51.554 --> 00:07:52.889 - Thank you. - No problem. 127 00:08:02.940 --> 00:08:05.234 - Fat boy, this is $45. 128 00:08:05.276 --> 00:08:06.777 - With the promise of a million. 129 00:08:06.777 --> 00:08:08.070 - How? 130 00:08:08.070 --> 00:08:09.739 - All we have to do is get to the regionals, 131 00:08:09.739 --> 00:08:12.325 expose my sister for the fraud she is 132 00:08:12.325 --> 00:08:14.785 and the $125 million is mine. 133 00:08:14.785 --> 00:08:15.995 - That shit is a month away. 134 00:08:15.995 --> 00:08:17.747 - We better get to it then. 135 00:08:17.747 --> 00:08:19.582 - Get yo ass out my house. 136 00:08:19.582 --> 00:08:22.919 The bee don't get out the bed for less than, 137 00:08:22.919 --> 00:08:25.338 let's think $1,500. 138 00:08:28.257 --> 00:08:29.091 - Tell you what? 139 00:08:32.094 --> 00:08:32.929 $1,000 a week. 140 00:08:33.179 --> 00:08:34.429 - Cash only tubby. 141 00:08:34.597 --> 00:08:35.847 - I'll get you your money. 142 00:08:36.599 --> 00:08:38.308 (women yelling) 143 00:08:38.768 --> 00:08:40.102 Who is that? 144 00:08:41.102 --> 00:08:42.772 - Oh that's Gerri Redding. 145 00:08:42.772 --> 00:08:44.273 - Let me be. 146 00:08:44.273 --> 00:08:46.442 Get off me, get off me. 147 00:08:46.442 --> 00:08:48.110 Get off me. 148 00:08:48.110 --> 00:08:49.779 - Gerri Redding, 149 00:08:49.779 --> 00:08:51.531 the first female drafted to the NFL. 150 00:08:52.532 --> 00:08:54.033 - NFL? 151 00:08:54.033 --> 00:08:56.327 - Professional football, man. 152 00:08:56.327 --> 00:08:58.621 - We didn't watch the sports of the commoners. 153 00:08:58.621 --> 00:09:02.625 - Well, right after she was drafted, she went crazy, 154 00:09:02.625 --> 00:09:04.794 drugs, hookers. 155 00:09:04.794 --> 00:09:06.712 She didn't even get to play a game. 156 00:09:07.838 --> 00:09:09.465 - Where can I find her? 157 00:09:11.300 --> 00:09:12.385 - County fool. 158 00:09:13.469 --> 00:09:16.472 (mysterious music) 159 00:09:28.317 --> 00:09:29.652 - Are you the one that bailed me out? 160 00:09:29.652 --> 00:09:30.820 - Yes. 161 00:09:30.820 --> 00:09:32.655 - Listen, I appreciate it and all, 162 00:09:32.655 --> 00:09:34.407 but I don't get down like that. 163 00:09:34.407 --> 00:09:35.241 - I'm sorry? 164 00:09:35.741 --> 00:09:37.660 - With dicks, your dick. 165 00:09:37.660 --> 00:09:39.328 I'm not gonna suck it or nothing. 166 00:09:39.328 --> 00:09:41.163 This is a no dick zone, 167 00:09:41.163 --> 00:09:44.750 not here, not here, not here, not nowhere. 168 00:09:44.750 --> 00:09:47.670 - No, if I wanted a blowjob 169 00:09:47.670 --> 00:09:49.088 I'd get a much better looking guy. 170 00:09:49.255 --> 00:09:51.090 This is strictly professional. 171 00:09:51.090 --> 00:09:52.091 Have you ever thought 172 00:09:52.091 --> 00:09:54.844 about playing a true professional sport? 173 00:09:54.844 --> 00:09:57.513 - Man I ain't got time for the bullshit today. 174 00:09:57.513 --> 00:09:59.515 - Listen, I'm giving you the opportunity 175 00:09:59.515 --> 00:10:01.851 to elevate your physical prowess 176 00:10:02.101 --> 00:10:06.856 to play a sport of the gods, curling. 177 00:10:07.064 --> 00:10:09.358 - Man, let me get out of this bitch. 178 00:10:09.734 --> 00:10:10.568 I'm out. 179 00:10:12.194 --> 00:10:14.864 (upbeat music) 180 00:10:16.032 --> 00:10:18.409 - Oh that looks like a good site. 181 00:10:19.744 --> 00:10:22.121 Wow, she's pretty. 182 00:10:22.538 --> 00:10:25.207 (upbeat music) 183 00:10:31.380 --> 00:10:33.090 She sweeps like an angel. 184 00:10:36.636 --> 00:10:39.430 Hello Amor. 185 00:10:40.765 --> 00:10:44.977 I have a proposito for you. 186 00:10:44.977 --> 00:10:47.605 (upbeat music) 187 00:11:16.509 --> 00:11:16.926 Pop! 188 00:11:18.636 --> 00:11:19.428 Pop! 189 00:11:19.929 --> 00:11:20.763 Pop! 190 00:11:23.432 --> 00:11:26.936 - Geraldine, why you sneak in my house like that? 191 00:11:26.936 --> 00:11:28.437 - I been calling your name. 192 00:11:28.437 --> 00:11:30.106 - I'm trying to get a little shut eye 193 00:11:30.272 --> 00:11:32.024 for my studio session tonight. 194 00:11:33.776 --> 00:11:35.194 What's wrong, baby girl? 195 00:11:35.945 --> 00:11:37.113 (sighs) 196 00:11:37.613 --> 00:11:38.614 - I need your help. 197 00:11:39.532 --> 00:11:41.617 You know the training ain't going like as planned. 198 00:11:41.659 --> 00:11:43.953 - You mean them fucked up tires in the yard? 199 00:11:44.036 --> 00:11:45.496 No shit. 200 00:11:46.122 --> 00:11:47.998 - They about to take the house. 201 00:11:48.124 --> 00:11:51.794 - You had it all, first woman in the NFL 202 00:11:51.794 --> 00:11:54.630 and you had to fuck it up 203 00:11:54.630 --> 00:11:57.800 with them phat asses and blunts. 204 00:11:57.967 --> 00:12:00.344 - I ain't come here to get a lecture from black country. 205 00:12:00.344 --> 00:12:01.971 - Yeah, I'm singing country music. 206 00:12:02.138 --> 00:12:05.641 I'm 'bout to change the game, just like- 207 00:12:05.641 --> 00:12:06.684 - Ray Charles? 208 00:12:07.518 --> 00:12:09.311 You ain't no Ray Charles. 209 00:12:09.311 --> 00:12:10.563 - Damn right. 210 00:12:10.688 --> 00:12:13.899 He's six feet under and I'm still standing. 211 00:12:13.899 --> 00:12:15.651 I would love to help you 212 00:12:16.485 --> 00:12:19.655 but I got all my money tied in the video shoot next month. 213 00:12:19.739 --> 00:12:21.699 I spent my life on your dreams. 214 00:12:21.866 --> 00:12:24.076 Now I got to do mine, Geraldine. 215 00:12:24.076 --> 00:12:25.870 Now just listen to my new song. 216 00:12:26.495 --> 00:12:30.166 ♪ Come on home little darling I love ♪ 217 00:12:33.252 --> 00:12:36.338 Damn Geraldine, I was just getting to the good part. 218 00:12:36.338 --> 00:12:37.757 - Man, I'll listen later. 219 00:12:38.174 --> 00:12:39.383 - As soon as this gets sold, 220 00:12:39.383 --> 00:12:42.052 we gonna be back on top, I'm telling you. 221 00:12:42.344 --> 00:12:43.512 - Man whatever. 222 00:12:47.057 --> 00:12:49.727 (upbeat music) 223 00:13:01.947 --> 00:13:02.740 - What the? 224 00:13:03.532 --> 00:13:04.617 Hell no. 225 00:13:04.950 --> 00:13:08.245 (speaking in foreign language) 226 00:13:08.537 --> 00:13:09.789 - Who you calling limp? 227 00:13:10.873 --> 00:13:12.041 Your mama. 228 00:13:12.041 --> 00:13:14.251 (speaking in foreign language) 229 00:13:14.251 --> 00:13:17.213 - Yo, yo, shut the fuck up. 230 00:13:17.213 --> 00:13:18.130 - You made it! 231 00:13:18.130 --> 00:13:19.465 - Yeah, I made it, we good. 232 00:13:19.465 --> 00:13:21.050 That direct deposit went through. 233 00:13:22.885 --> 00:13:24.470 Gordo, what the fuck? 234 00:13:26.388 --> 00:13:27.306 This is wood. 235 00:13:28.057 --> 00:13:30.267 (speaking in foreign language) 236 00:13:30.810 --> 00:13:32.978 - Gordo is a bit harsh, don't you think? 237 00:13:32.978 --> 00:13:36.106 (speaking in foreign language) 238 00:13:36.649 --> 00:13:38.818 - Why are we practicing wood? 239 00:13:38.943 --> 00:13:41.111 - It's an old Gadbury secret. 240 00:13:41.237 --> 00:13:44.281 If you can practice on wood, the ice is a breeze. 241 00:13:45.574 --> 00:13:47.576 - That's the stupidest shit I ever heard. 242 00:13:47.576 --> 00:13:48.410 I'm out. 243 00:13:52.915 --> 00:13:55.417 - I guess you could send that money back then, huh? 244 00:14:00.756 --> 00:14:03.092 It's not just about hitting the bullseye. 245 00:14:03.425 --> 00:14:06.095 It's about keeping the other team out of here as well. 246 00:14:07.513 --> 00:14:10.599 - Fat boy, I'm the black curling world champion. 247 00:14:10.808 --> 00:14:12.142 Give me the God damn broom. 248 00:14:12.685 --> 00:14:14.645 - Well who's gonna throw the stone? 249 00:14:16.939 --> 00:14:19.608 (speaking in foreign language) 250 00:14:22.528 --> 00:14:24.989 - You better float your ass down the wood. 251 00:14:24.989 --> 00:14:26.991 (sighs) 252 00:14:29.535 --> 00:14:31.370 (speaking in foreign language) 253 00:14:31.787 --> 00:14:33.122 - I don't know. 254 00:14:33.122 --> 00:14:35.790 Let me take care of him though. 255 00:14:37.668 --> 00:14:40.462 Gordo, I'll throw the stones for now 256 00:14:40.963 --> 00:14:43.841 but we need to find somebody ASAP, cool? 257 00:14:45.551 --> 00:14:47.678 I got some cookies in the back for you too. 258 00:14:47.803 --> 00:14:49.638 Come on, pep up, Gordo. 259 00:14:49.638 --> 00:14:52.641 (mysterious music) 260 00:14:59.815 --> 00:15:04.737 (crowd applauding) (dramatic music) 261 00:15:36.101 --> 00:15:38.020 (upbeat music) 262 00:16:41.083 --> 00:16:42.292 - Who are these people? 263 00:16:43.127 --> 00:16:45.004 - Well you know the beached whale 264 00:16:45.170 --> 00:16:48.090 and that half naked gentlemen got suspended for three years 265 00:16:48.090 --> 00:16:49.591 for selling trades to the Canadians. 266 00:16:49.967 --> 00:16:52.428 And well that, that's the help. 267 00:16:53.345 --> 00:16:54.346 (clapping) 268 00:16:54.346 --> 00:16:56.098 Well done, tons of fun. 269 00:16:56.098 --> 00:16:58.142 Looks like you're just one practice away 270 00:16:58.142 --> 00:17:00.102 from world domination. 271 00:17:00.102 --> 00:17:02.813 - Eat a shit sandwich, Smellsmerelda. 272 00:17:03.022 --> 00:17:04.982 - Oh, touchy big brother, 273 00:17:04.982 --> 00:17:06.858 being poor is keeping you up at night? 274 00:17:07.483 --> 00:17:09.778 - Hey Gordon, sorry to disturb practice. 275 00:17:09.778 --> 00:17:11.989 - Why do you even hang out with my sister, Brett? 276 00:17:12.448 --> 00:17:15.951 - Well I, I work for her. 277 00:17:16.452 --> 00:17:18.287 - They used to call her a gang banger 278 00:17:18.287 --> 00:17:20.164 and not 'cause she reps a set. 279 00:17:20.289 --> 00:17:21.540 - Can we get on with it? 280 00:17:22.458 --> 00:17:24.292 - As part of the agreement, 281 00:17:24.292 --> 00:17:27.671 you are to cease and desist all use of family funds. 282 00:17:27.671 --> 00:17:28.630 - What? 283 00:17:29.298 --> 00:17:32.342 - Oh, you haven't told your little butt buddies 284 00:17:32.342 --> 00:17:33.969 that you're poor? 285 00:17:34.553 --> 00:17:35.387 (speaking in foreign language) 286 00:17:35.679 --> 00:17:40.225 The man is poor meaning zippo, zero, nada. 287 00:17:40.225 --> 00:17:42.478 I will circumcise you again. 288 00:17:42.686 --> 00:17:44.813 - Do you understand these conditions? 289 00:17:48.650 --> 00:17:49.985 - Yes. 290 00:17:49.985 --> 00:17:51.361 - Okay, can we go now? 291 00:17:52.321 --> 00:17:54.656 (dark music) 292 00:18:01.538 --> 00:18:02.539 No 293 00:18:02.915 --> 00:18:04.416 I can't stand him. 294 00:18:11.381 --> 00:18:12.549 Nice pooch. 295 00:18:12.591 --> 00:18:14.093 - Don't let this outfit fool you. 296 00:18:14.093 --> 00:18:16.178 I'll snatch your life, rich bitch. 297 00:18:16.512 --> 00:18:18.931 (dark music) 298 00:18:24.520 --> 00:18:25.854 - That was awesome. 299 00:18:25.938 --> 00:18:27.731 - Man, let's hurry up and get this show on the road. 300 00:18:27.731 --> 00:18:29.775 Your girl baking bread down here. 301 00:18:30.734 --> 00:18:33.112 (dark music) 302 00:18:34.530 --> 00:18:37.282 - Make sure that linebacker bitch doesn't get in my way. 303 00:18:38.450 --> 00:18:40.410 - I know she played a little linebacker in high school. 304 00:18:40.410 --> 00:18:43.205 (speaking in foreign language) 305 00:19:05.435 --> 00:19:06.395 - How are you? 306 00:19:07.062 --> 00:19:08.397 - I'm doing well, thank you. 307 00:19:08.939 --> 00:19:10.941 - I was just looking over these plans 308 00:19:11.984 --> 00:19:15.946 and we're soon gonna have the premier curling facility 309 00:19:15.946 --> 00:19:19.908 in the world right here in South Florida. 310 00:19:20.242 --> 00:19:23.579 And it's all thanks to your beautiful, 311 00:19:23.787 --> 00:19:27.249 generous $100 million donation. 312 00:19:27.249 --> 00:19:29.918 - Commissioner Pottinger, you are too kind. 313 00:19:30.169 --> 00:19:33.088 I would be remiss if I didn't give all that I have 314 00:19:33.088 --> 00:19:34.798 to the curling community here 315 00:19:34.798 --> 00:19:37.009 after all it's done for my family. 316 00:19:38.510 --> 00:19:40.596 - Well, I can't thank you enough. 317 00:19:52.107 --> 00:19:52.983 - What am I 'posed to do? 318 00:19:53.442 --> 00:19:55.110 - I love your enthusiasm. 319 00:19:55.527 --> 00:19:56.778 Everything you need to know 320 00:19:56.778 --> 00:19:58.363 is right here in this instructional video. 321 00:20:06.455 --> 00:20:09.041 (upbeat music) 322 00:20:16.798 --> 00:20:18.300 - That's some bullshit. 323 00:20:19.635 --> 00:20:21.511 - Come on, let's go, you got this. 324 00:20:23.388 --> 00:20:26.058 (upbeat music) 325 00:20:29.353 --> 00:20:32.231 All right, there you go, remember your form. 326 00:20:33.732 --> 00:20:36.360 (upbeat music) 327 00:20:52.334 --> 00:20:53.835 (grunting) 328 00:21:06.682 --> 00:21:08.392 (upbeat music) 329 00:21:09.685 --> 00:21:11.853 (grunting) 330 00:21:13.355 --> 00:21:15.941 (upbeat music) 331 00:21:34.251 --> 00:21:37.129 (speaking in foreign language) 332 00:21:39.381 --> 00:21:40.424 - Gerri, you got a minute? 333 00:21:41.258 --> 00:21:42.092 - What? 334 00:21:42.092 --> 00:21:43.302 - Look, I know practice 335 00:21:43.302 --> 00:21:44.886 didn't go as well as you would've liked but- 336 00:21:45.262 --> 00:21:46.138 - But nothing. 337 00:21:46.430 --> 00:21:48.390 We suck. I suck. 338 00:21:48.473 --> 00:21:50.934 - If you want, we can stay late and I'll help you practice. 339 00:21:51.226 --> 00:21:53.478 - Nah man, I got to find a job, Gordo. 340 00:21:53.895 --> 00:21:55.397 Man, I got problems. 341 00:21:55.605 --> 00:21:56.898 This is fine and all, 342 00:21:56.898 --> 00:21:59.109 but if I don't work, I don't eat. 343 00:22:03.238 --> 00:22:05.240 - Look, I know this isn't much- 344 00:22:05.407 --> 00:22:07.826 - No man, no, I can't. 345 00:22:07.826 --> 00:22:09.578 - Listen, if we're gonna win this thing, 346 00:22:09.745 --> 00:22:11.621 I need you here and here. 347 00:22:15.167 --> 00:22:16.251 - Are you sure? 348 00:22:16.251 --> 00:22:18.920 - If it'll keep you focused and off the streets then... 349 00:22:24.801 --> 00:22:27.429 (upbeat music) 350 00:22:48.533 --> 00:22:52.287 - Have you ever felt like magnetically involved 351 00:22:52.287 --> 00:22:53.288 with another? 352 00:22:57.167 --> 00:22:58.293 Exactly. 353 00:23:05.801 --> 00:23:09.388 Are you gonna tip me for a dance or what? 354 00:23:11.056 --> 00:23:12.474 - Did you even dance? 355 00:23:12.808 --> 00:23:15.644 - Yeah, five or six dances ago. 356 00:23:15.894 --> 00:23:18.480 Look, I'm gonna be up there soon. 357 00:23:18.814 --> 00:23:21.316 Just give me a few dollars 358 00:23:21.316 --> 00:23:24.569 and I'll just consider it down payment. 359 00:23:25.487 --> 00:23:26.530 - Hell no. 360 00:23:36.998 --> 00:23:39.334 - You're not gonna invite me for a drink? 361 00:23:40.710 --> 00:23:41.837 - No. 362 00:23:43.672 --> 00:23:45.674 (speaking in foreign language) 363 00:23:46.425 --> 00:23:48.927 - I've been cooling over here by myself vibing. 364 00:23:49.428 --> 00:23:51.721 Get the fuck out my booth. 365 00:23:52.722 --> 00:23:55.517 - Okay, okay, leaving. 366 00:23:59.688 --> 00:24:00.439 (slurping) 367 00:24:00.522 --> 00:24:02.190 - Bitch, what the fuck is you doing? 368 00:24:02.190 --> 00:24:03.066 (coughing) 369 00:24:03.191 --> 00:24:05.026 - Excuse me, you got a problem here? 370 00:24:05.026 --> 00:24:05.861 - She offered me a drink 371 00:24:05.861 --> 00:24:07.028 and then she got crazy. 372 00:24:07.195 --> 00:24:09.072 - Man, she drank out of my bottle. 373 00:24:09.364 --> 00:24:11.199 - You can't be threatening the dancers. 374 00:24:11.199 --> 00:24:12.367 - Man. 375 00:24:13.577 --> 00:24:15.871 (grunting) 376 00:24:29.050 --> 00:24:29.634 I just- 377 00:24:29.634 --> 00:24:30.927 - What the fuck was that? 378 00:24:31.303 --> 00:24:32.971 I already bailed you out once 379 00:24:32.971 --> 00:24:34.306 and now I got to bail you out again 380 00:24:34.306 --> 00:24:35.724 'cause you punched a stripper in the face? 381 00:24:35.807 --> 00:24:37.559 - First off, I aint punch nobody. 382 00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:39.060 - Look, it doesn't even matter. 383 00:24:39.060 --> 00:24:40.312 We don't have to be friends. 384 00:24:40.312 --> 00:24:42.147 We don't even have to like each other. 385 00:24:42.272 --> 00:24:44.441 Once we win the regionals, you're off the hook, 386 00:24:44.733 --> 00:24:47.110 but I'm not bailing you out again. 387 00:24:57.787 --> 00:24:59.581 You call yourself an athlete? 388 00:25:01.291 --> 00:25:02.167 - What you say? 389 00:25:02.584 --> 00:25:04.085 - We're a week away from this match 390 00:25:04.085 --> 00:25:05.587 and you're still sweeping like a light skin. 391 00:25:08.256 --> 00:25:10.342 - Can you even wrap those thick ass fingers 392 00:25:10.342 --> 00:25:11.968 around a broom and sweep? 393 00:25:11.968 --> 00:25:14.429 - I'll wrap my hands around your peanut head you 394 00:25:17.265 --> 00:25:19.768 (speaking in foreign language) 395 00:25:26.650 --> 00:25:28.610 - Y'all break that shit up. 396 00:25:28.860 --> 00:25:29.945 - This the most hood shit 397 00:25:29.945 --> 00:25:30.946 I ever been a part of. 398 00:25:31.363 --> 00:25:33.615 You thought you was gonna teach this how to throw. 399 00:25:33.615 --> 00:25:34.783 - What that posed to mean? 400 00:25:34.783 --> 00:25:38.203 - It's cool, you made the league barely. 401 00:25:38.787 --> 00:25:39.871 To be a curler, 402 00:25:41.289 --> 00:25:42.165 you need heart 403 00:25:43.208 --> 00:25:45.126 and the whole world know you don't have that. 404 00:25:46.962 --> 00:25:48.171 (grunting) 405 00:25:48.797 --> 00:25:50.131 - Ooh, ooh, ooh. 406 00:25:53.635 --> 00:25:54.970 - Gerri, no, Gerri come on. 407 00:25:54.970 --> 00:25:56.805 I need him, I need you both. 408 00:25:57.722 --> 00:25:59.683 Gerri, I need you both. 409 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:02.811 [shouting] 410 00:26:02.978 --> 00:26:04.854 For the love of the broom! 411 00:26:06.231 --> 00:26:07.649 - Get up off me, sasquatch. 412 00:26:07.983 --> 00:26:09.359 I'm out of here, Gordo. 413 00:26:09.484 --> 00:26:11.194 I'mma go home, get my dick sucked, 414 00:26:11.486 --> 00:26:14.698 eat some cereal, get a manicure and count some money. 415 00:26:14.739 --> 00:26:16.366 Teach these scrubs how to throw. 416 00:26:16.491 --> 00:26:17.826 - And make sure you grow, 417 00:26:17.826 --> 00:26:19.369 short ass bitch. - Fuck you. 418 00:26:19.536 --> 00:26:22.038 - Man, I'm outta here, I'm tired. 419 00:26:34.509 --> 00:26:37.053 - Gordon, good to see you. 420 00:26:37.053 --> 00:26:38.263 - [Gordon] You too. 421 00:26:39.055 --> 00:26:41.433 - Your sister was just telling me about the 422 00:26:41.433 --> 00:26:44.019 eclectic team that you've assembled. 423 00:26:44.227 --> 00:26:45.729 - Fucking trash. 424 00:26:45.729 --> 00:26:48.273 - I'm trying out a new type of athlete 425 00:26:48.273 --> 00:26:49.232 for this year's games. 426 00:26:49.232 --> 00:26:50.692 - That team of yours 427 00:26:50.692 --> 00:26:54.070 is only going to bring down our family name with that hooker 428 00:26:54.070 --> 00:26:57.365 and that manimal you have. 429 00:26:57.365 --> 00:26:58.533 - Eat shit. 430 00:26:58.533 --> 00:26:59.701 - Hey Gordon. 431 00:26:59.701 --> 00:27:01.870 - She is a bastard. 432 00:27:02.120 --> 00:27:03.872 My old man was banging the maid when- 433 00:27:03.872 --> 00:27:04.873 (speaking in foreign language) 434 00:27:05.290 --> 00:27:06.041 - Really? 435 00:27:08.376 --> 00:27:11.254 - Well, I guess I have to thank you as well 436 00:27:11.254 --> 00:27:12.589 for the generous donation. 437 00:27:12.589 --> 00:27:14.716 - No, no, no, no need to thank him. 438 00:27:14.758 --> 00:27:16.217 He's done nothing. 439 00:27:16.426 --> 00:27:19.304 - I took a shit in your bathroom, no flush. 440 00:27:19.638 --> 00:27:21.056 It was Taco Tuesday. 441 00:27:22.223 --> 00:27:23.058 - Gordon. 442 00:27:27.062 --> 00:27:30.315 Well, if that's everything, I've got to get back to work. 443 00:27:30.315 --> 00:27:32.484 So we'll be seeing you at the regionals. 444 00:27:32.484 --> 00:27:34.402 - Thank you commissioner. - Thank you commissioner. 445 00:27:34.569 --> 00:27:35.570 - Gordon. 446 00:27:35.570 --> 00:27:36.780 - Thank you. 447 00:27:37.238 --> 00:27:40.241 - Wait, you did wash your hands, right? 448 00:27:41.743 --> 00:27:44.746 (mysterious music) 449 00:27:51.753 --> 00:27:53.171 - Get a good night's rest. 450 00:27:53.171 --> 00:27:55.632 You're gonna need all your strength for tomorrow's match. 451 00:27:55.965 --> 00:27:57.175 - Yeah, whatever. 452 00:27:57.175 --> 00:27:58.510 - Can I give you a ride somewhere? 453 00:28:03.682 --> 00:28:05.767 ♪ So come on home, little darling ♪ 454 00:28:05.767 --> 00:28:07.644 ♪ I love you 455 00:28:07.936 --> 00:28:11.106 ♪ I didn't mean to make you cry ♪ 456 00:28:11.314 --> 00:28:15.318 ♪ I know I drink and gamble and run around town ♪ 457 00:28:15.443 --> 00:28:19.531 ♪ But my little darling, I'm gonna settle down ♪ 458 00:28:23.618 --> 00:28:25.453 Glad you could make it, Geraldine. 459 00:28:25.870 --> 00:28:26.705 - What's good, pops? 460 00:28:26.705 --> 00:28:27.622 How's it going? 461 00:28:27.789 --> 00:28:29.165 - 'Bout finished up now. 462 00:28:29.290 --> 00:28:30.834 On the last scene. 463 00:28:31.126 --> 00:28:32.794 This is my partner, Anna. 464 00:28:32.794 --> 00:28:34.003 - Hi I'm Coach Gordon. 465 00:28:34.379 --> 00:28:38.800 - God damn, you mighty piggly mother fucker. 466 00:28:38.800 --> 00:28:40.969 - Well it takes one to know one. 467 00:28:41.136 --> 00:28:43.471 (laughing) 468 00:28:46.307 --> 00:28:47.726 - Thanks for giving baby girl 469 00:28:47.726 --> 00:28:48.727 another shot at the big game. 470 00:28:48.977 --> 00:28:50.812 - You coming out for the big match? 471 00:28:50.854 --> 00:28:53.148 - Never missed any of her games, not gonna start now. 472 00:28:53.398 --> 00:28:54.649 I've got to get back to work. 473 00:28:54.649 --> 00:28:56.025 So I'll catch up with you guys later. 474 00:28:56.025 --> 00:28:56.985 Alright. 475 00:28:57.193 --> 00:28:59.863 (country music) 476 00:29:01.740 --> 00:29:04.159 - I want to thank you again for a delightful performance. 477 00:29:04.159 --> 00:29:05.660 - I'm glad y'all made it. 478 00:29:05.869 --> 00:29:08.496 - You know, that Gerri's really something special. 479 00:29:08.496 --> 00:29:10.331 - One of the best athletes I ever seen. 480 00:29:10.331 --> 00:29:11.207 That's no lie. 481 00:29:11.207 --> 00:29:12.667 But you know what they say? 482 00:29:12.834 --> 00:29:16.004 Pussy is a mother fucker's quickest downfall. 483 00:29:16.004 --> 00:29:17.839 Take care of my girl, all right? 484 00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:19.340 She's an asshole I know, 485 00:29:19.340 --> 00:29:20.925 but there ain't nothing she can't do 486 00:29:20.925 --> 00:29:23.720 if she put her mind to it and that include 487 00:29:27.766 --> 00:29:28.850 - Curling. 488 00:29:28.850 --> 00:29:29.768 - Curling? 489 00:29:29.768 --> 00:29:31.519 When they sweeping on ice and shit? 490 00:29:31.770 --> 00:29:33.188 (laughing) 491 00:29:34.189 --> 00:29:35.857 That ain't no sport. 492 00:29:35.857 --> 00:29:38.359 I met as well get my fat ass out there and do it. 493 00:29:38.359 --> 00:29:39.694 - Please do me a favor 494 00:29:39.694 --> 00:29:40.862 and get her home soon 495 00:29:40.862 --> 00:29:42.739 so she can be on time for the match tomorrow. 496 00:29:43.740 --> 00:29:46.910 And Gerri, eight a.m., don't forget. 497 00:29:54.709 --> 00:29:57.295 (upbeat music) 498 00:30:10.767 --> 00:30:11.810 They're late. 499 00:30:13.061 --> 00:30:14.395 And where have you been? 500 00:30:14.729 --> 00:30:18.733 (speaking in foreign language) 501 00:30:28.326 --> 00:30:32.247 - Fuck man, this is America, speak English. 502 00:30:32.413 --> 00:30:33.748 (speaking in foreign language) 503 00:30:33.748 --> 00:30:36.000 - This is Miami. 504 00:30:36.167 --> 00:30:39.629 (speaking in foreign language) 505 00:30:41.422 --> 00:30:43.299 - Where are you? 506 00:30:43.967 --> 00:30:46.261 (speaking in foreign language) 507 00:30:47.428 --> 00:30:52.433 (alarm blaring) (ominous music) 508 00:31:13.454 --> 00:31:15.039 - Those bitches robbed me! 509 00:31:16.624 --> 00:31:17.458 Fuck! 510 00:31:18.835 --> 00:31:19.627 Shit! 511 00:31:20.461 --> 00:31:23.298 (dramatic music) 512 00:31:29.304 --> 00:31:30.555 - What the hell? 513 00:31:30.972 --> 00:31:33.308 - Man, bitches ain't shit. 514 00:31:33.308 --> 00:31:36.644 - Hey, nice tits, Gordo, long time, no see. 515 00:31:36.644 --> 00:31:38.021 - Who's this fuck boy? 516 00:31:38.021 --> 00:31:39.856 - Woah, I don't want any beef with you, sir. 517 00:31:39.856 --> 00:31:40.648 - Sir? 518 00:31:40.982 --> 00:31:43.318 - This is the captain of the All Curl Revue, 519 00:31:43.318 --> 00:31:44.819 our opponents today. 520 00:31:44.819 --> 00:31:46.154 - So maybe afterwards 521 00:31:46.738 --> 00:31:49.032 I might let you take this for a spin. 522 00:31:49.824 --> 00:31:51.367 - I gotta a spin for your ass. 523 00:31:52.327 --> 00:31:53.703 - [Brett] Gordon! 524 00:31:53.745 --> 00:31:54.996 - Give me a minute. 525 00:31:58.374 --> 00:32:00.668 (ominous music) 526 00:32:05.340 --> 00:32:08.843 - I have to say that I am truly disappointed in you. 527 00:32:10.094 --> 00:32:11.930 - What did you do? 528 00:32:12.347 --> 00:32:14.599 - Just told them about your little scam. 529 00:32:14.724 --> 00:32:17.769 Paying players in an amateur tournament. 530 00:32:18.394 --> 00:32:20.396 (speaking in foreign language) 531 00:32:20.605 --> 00:32:22.690 Shame on you. 532 00:32:22.941 --> 00:32:26.527 - And I was truly rooting for you, Gordon, 533 00:32:27.528 --> 00:32:31.074 but this is disgraceful. 534 00:32:31.532 --> 00:32:35.286 You've got 15 minutes find a new player 535 00:32:35.286 --> 00:32:37.705 or you're gonna have to forfeit. 536 00:32:48.800 --> 00:32:50.718 (ominous music) 537 00:32:52.929 --> 00:32:54.764 - What did you do? 538 00:32:54.889 --> 00:32:56.224 - What the fuck you done did now? 539 00:32:56.224 --> 00:32:58.476 (speaking in foreign language) 540 00:32:59.227 --> 00:33:02.271 - I had to come clean, Gordo, my bad. 541 00:33:02.271 --> 00:33:03.898 - My bad, what? 542 00:33:03.898 --> 00:33:04.899 - What's going on? 543 00:33:04.899 --> 00:33:06.901 - Rico just got disqualified. 544 00:33:06.901 --> 00:33:08.403 (speaking in foreign language) 545 00:33:08.569 --> 00:33:10.655 - No, your money just got us disqualified. 546 00:33:10.822 --> 00:33:12.448 - What did my sister give you? 547 00:33:12.615 --> 00:33:13.741 (mimics buzzing) 548 00:33:13.825 --> 00:33:15.910 You knew how much this meant to me. 549 00:33:16.077 --> 00:33:17.954 - Got a way better deal though. 550 00:33:18.121 --> 00:33:19.247 - Better deal, huh? 551 00:33:19.455 --> 00:33:20.456 [punch] 552 00:33:23.251 --> 00:33:24.752 - What is happening here? 553 00:33:24.752 --> 00:33:27.422 - That beast just physically assaulted someone. 554 00:33:27.422 --> 00:33:28.798 - [Gerri] Bitch! 555 00:33:28.798 --> 00:33:30.842 - The whole team should be disqualified. 556 00:33:30.842 --> 00:33:32.427 - Call me out my name again 557 00:33:32.427 --> 00:33:33.928 and yo ass gon' be next. 558 00:33:33.928 --> 00:33:35.430 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 559 00:33:35.430 --> 00:33:36.764 Enough is enough, okay? 560 00:33:36.806 --> 00:33:37.640 It's time. 561 00:33:39.183 --> 00:33:42.311 Either you have a third party or you're disqualified. 562 00:33:43.187 --> 00:33:45.982 (dramatic music) 563 00:33:49.610 --> 00:33:55.116 - I'm gonna get you bitch. 564 00:34:00.538 --> 00:34:03.458 (suave club music) 565 00:35:19.909 --> 00:35:21.619 - Come on, you got this. 566 00:35:22.703 --> 00:35:25.123 (club music) 567 00:35:31.087 --> 00:35:33.047 - I put the faith on you. 568 00:35:33.047 --> 00:35:35.133 - Fuck up dem gigalos! 569 00:35:38.761 --> 00:35:41.389 - Go soft and try to split their stones 570 00:35:41.389 --> 00:35:43.141 and try to knock their top one out of place. 571 00:35:43.141 --> 00:35:45.726 And Nina, sweep hard to the left 572 00:35:45.726 --> 00:35:47.562 so that the stone picks up any speed. 573 00:35:47.562 --> 00:35:48.729 Got it? - Okay, okay. 574 00:35:50.273 --> 00:35:52.733 (club music) 575 00:35:57.947 --> 00:35:59.824 - Eat shit, gigolos. 576 00:36:00.741 --> 00:36:03.161 (club music) 577 00:36:08.583 --> 00:36:10.459 (cheering) 578 00:36:10.459 --> 00:36:12.920 (club music) 579 00:36:15.756 --> 00:36:17.758 - Come on, Geraldine, get it going. 580 00:36:24.098 --> 00:36:25.141 - Practice run. 581 00:36:25.141 --> 00:36:26.601 It's okay Nina. 582 00:36:26.601 --> 00:36:29.437 (speaking in foreign language) 583 00:36:29.437 --> 00:36:30.146 - Me? 584 00:36:30.146 --> 00:36:31.022 (speaking in foreign language) 585 00:36:31.022 --> 00:36:32.106 - You're sweeping is embarrassing. 586 00:36:32.106 --> 00:36:33.316 I'm starting to think 587 00:36:33.316 --> 00:36:35.484 your online sweeping business is bullshit. 588 00:36:35.484 --> 00:36:37.111 - Man, how long we gotta do this? 589 00:36:37.111 --> 00:36:38.362 - It's eight rounds. 590 00:36:38.362 --> 00:36:40.531 Didn't you learn anything from that video? 591 00:36:40.531 --> 00:36:41.699 - No. 592 00:36:43.951 --> 00:36:46.120 - Curl harder, curl harder. 593 00:36:47.330 --> 00:36:49.624 (cheering) 594 00:36:55.838 --> 00:36:58.299 (club music) 595 00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:06.641 - You shit gigolo. 596 00:37:09.227 --> 00:37:12.521 (cheering) (club music) 597 00:37:21.489 --> 00:37:22.698 - This is it. 598 00:37:22.698 --> 00:37:25.493 We have to make every point count. 599 00:37:25.660 --> 00:37:27.161 Gerri, you hit it from the inside 600 00:37:27.161 --> 00:37:28.996 and Nina will bring it home for the win. 601 00:37:29.413 --> 00:37:31.415 (club music) 602 00:37:34.168 --> 00:37:36.170 - Fuck up those gigolos. 603 00:37:43.886 --> 00:37:46.264 (club music) 604 00:37:55.690 --> 00:37:58.067 - Now those guys know how to fucking curl. 605 00:38:01.737 --> 00:38:03.739 - That's some bullshit. 606 00:38:11.080 --> 00:38:13.791 - Well, it was hard fought match. 607 00:38:14.083 --> 00:38:17.920 Good effort. 608 00:38:18.879 --> 00:38:20.798 Anyway, don't hang your head ladies. 609 00:38:21.799 --> 00:38:25.303 Got another two weeks and try it again. 610 00:38:25.761 --> 00:38:27.388 - Who are we playing? 611 00:38:27.471 --> 00:38:29.765 - Only the top team in south Florida. 612 00:38:30.766 --> 00:38:32.435 - The So Flow Curls? 613 00:38:34.395 --> 00:38:35.730 - Who are they? 614 00:38:35.730 --> 00:38:37.398 (speaking in foreign language) 615 00:38:37.648 --> 00:38:40.067 - Only one of the top teams in the country. 616 00:38:40.109 --> 00:38:42.153 They migrated Minnesota to South Florida 617 00:38:42.153 --> 00:38:43.946 during the cold winter of 2000. 618 00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:48.284 - And they haven't lost a match in 20 years. (laughs) 619 00:38:48.743 --> 00:38:50.828 - You know every time you open your mouth 620 00:38:50.828 --> 00:38:52.997 I want to knock your teeth out, bitch. 621 00:38:53.956 --> 00:38:55.249 (speaking in foreign language) 622 00:38:55.916 --> 00:38:57.668 - Can I borrow you for a minute? 623 00:38:58.419 --> 00:38:59.253 - Of course. 624 00:39:02.173 --> 00:39:04.592 - Eight o'clock tomorrow morning. 625 00:39:04.592 --> 00:39:06.927 - And how are we supposed to beat them? 626 00:39:07.178 --> 00:39:08.012 - Faith. 627 00:39:09.180 --> 00:39:11.015 - Man, get the fuck out. 628 00:39:11.015 --> 00:39:12.350 We done. 629 00:39:17.146 --> 00:39:18.814 - Where have you been? 630 00:39:18.981 --> 00:39:20.274 - Well I had a few errands this morning. 631 00:39:20.274 --> 00:39:21.150 I started with the dry cleaner. 632 00:39:21.150 --> 00:39:22.443 - Zip it. 633 00:39:22.818 --> 00:39:25.029 And you, you were worried. 634 00:39:26.364 --> 00:39:29.950 - Well, I have to admit I was worried 635 00:39:29.950 --> 00:39:34.288 but after watching Gordon and those idiots 636 00:39:35.623 --> 00:39:38.626 I am sure that we're gonna make South Florida 637 00:39:38.626 --> 00:39:43.214 the center of the curling world with his inheritance. 638 00:39:44.673 --> 00:39:46.008 - Hey, is he gonna be okay? 639 00:39:47.468 --> 00:39:51.138 - No, he's entering funnel territory. 640 00:39:52.807 --> 00:39:53.974 - Funnel? 641 00:39:54.642 --> 00:39:57.311 (quirky music) 642 00:40:04.652 --> 00:40:06.362 - Our father was a strict man 643 00:40:06.362 --> 00:40:07.822 and he always pressured Gordon 644 00:40:07.822 --> 00:40:09.865 into taking over the family business. 645 00:40:09.865 --> 00:40:13.661 And when Gordon would disappoint, which was always, 646 00:40:13.869 --> 00:40:15.329 he would turn to the funnel. 647 00:40:21.752 --> 00:40:24.004 (groaning) 648 00:40:44.942 --> 00:40:46.193 - He's gonna die. 649 00:40:46.569 --> 00:40:48.446 - Not soon enough. 650 00:41:04.420 --> 00:41:06.714 (soft music) 651 00:41:07.756 --> 00:41:10.426 (phone ringing) 652 00:41:12.887 --> 00:41:14.388 (groaning) 653 00:41:18.601 --> 00:41:19.435 - Hey. 654 00:41:19.935 --> 00:41:21.395 Who in the hell call somebody 655 00:41:21.395 --> 00:41:23.898 at five o'clock in the morning? 656 00:41:24.732 --> 00:41:26.233 Is somebody dead? 657 00:41:27.818 --> 00:41:31.155 Oh, all right, I'll be there. 658 00:41:36.327 --> 00:41:38.454 Oh shit. 659 00:41:41.415 --> 00:41:44.335 (mysterious music) 660 00:41:49.757 --> 00:41:52.843 - What in the hell are you doing Geraldine? 661 00:41:52.843 --> 00:41:55.429 - Pops, what's good? 662 00:41:55.930 --> 00:41:58.098 Can I get you one of these? 663 00:41:58.098 --> 00:42:00.267 - Girl, ain't you got practice tomorrow? 664 00:42:00.684 --> 00:42:03.812 - Man that shit over. 665 00:42:03.812 --> 00:42:05.981 - Girl, where you get all this money? 666 00:42:06.649 --> 00:42:08.943 - So I called the addiction specialist. 667 00:42:09.443 --> 00:42:11.278 They taught me to control my booty cravings. 668 00:42:13.322 --> 00:42:15.032 - What's wrong with you? 669 00:42:15.032 --> 00:42:16.450 It ain't over. 670 00:42:16.450 --> 00:42:18.285 There's one more game. 671 00:42:18.327 --> 00:42:20.621 - You was there yesterday. 672 00:42:21.372 --> 00:42:22.498 You was there. 673 00:42:23.374 --> 00:42:25.292 We finished. 674 00:42:25.292 --> 00:42:26.460 - When you gonna stop 675 00:42:26.460 --> 00:42:28.170 giving up on yourself before you start? 676 00:42:29.171 --> 00:42:31.632 - Oh so now you care? 677 00:42:32.007 --> 00:42:34.969 Now you want to be a dad? 678 00:42:35.052 --> 00:42:36.679 - I'm always your dad. 679 00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:39.306 - Where was you after the draft? 680 00:42:39.306 --> 00:42:41.809 When I lost everything, where was you? 681 00:42:41.809 --> 00:42:43.561 - You forgot all I did for you? 682 00:42:44.353 --> 00:42:46.647 You made the draft because of me. 683 00:42:46.647 --> 00:42:50.734 - Yeah, you was a good coach or whatever, 684 00:42:50.734 --> 00:42:54.321 but when I needed a dad, you wasn't there. 685 00:42:54.697 --> 00:42:58.867 Man, take your ass home unless you want to pay for this. 686 00:43:00.869 --> 00:43:02.329 - I'll take her home. 687 00:43:03.831 --> 00:43:06.250 - She grown, not my problem anymore. 688 00:43:19.847 --> 00:43:22.016 (speaking in foreign language) 689 00:43:22.349 --> 00:43:24.059 (giggling) 690 00:43:25.853 --> 00:43:28.689 - What is you doing in my house, stripper? 691 00:43:28.689 --> 00:43:30.524 - It's Lola, honey. 692 00:43:30.524 --> 00:43:33.360 - That don't answer why you in my house. 693 00:43:34.194 --> 00:43:37.114 - I told your papa I would take care of you last week 694 00:43:37.114 --> 00:43:39.116 so (giggling) 695 00:43:39.742 --> 00:43:41.869 - A week, last week? 696 00:43:42.202 --> 00:43:44.371 - Yeah, you've been in a coma for 10 days. 697 00:43:44.371 --> 00:43:46.957 I've being here taking care of you. 698 00:43:46.957 --> 00:43:49.293 I wouldn't let anything happen to you. 699 00:43:49.627 --> 00:43:51.253 Okay, mi amor? 700 00:43:51.629 --> 00:43:52.713 - What's going on? 701 00:43:52.713 --> 00:43:54.048 (groaning) 702 00:43:54.048 --> 00:43:56.258 I can't move my legs. 703 00:43:56.258 --> 00:43:59.219 - Oh yeah, you were temporarily paralyzed 704 00:43:59.386 --> 00:44:02.890 but I nursed you back to health. 705 00:44:03.390 --> 00:44:05.726 - Who else in my house? 706 00:44:05.768 --> 00:44:09.772 - Well I had to take the week off to take care of you 707 00:44:09.772 --> 00:44:13.901 so I had to conduct some business out of our house. 708 00:44:13.984 --> 00:44:16.737 And tada! 709 00:44:16.987 --> 00:44:18.072 Ready? 710 00:44:18.072 --> 00:44:19.448 Hop on. 711 00:44:19.740 --> 00:44:22.910 - Bitch, didn't I say I can't move my legs? 712 00:44:23.744 --> 00:44:26.246 (gentle music) 713 00:44:32.002 --> 00:44:33.754 - There you go. 714 00:44:34.630 --> 00:44:36.590 - What these ho's doing in my house? 715 00:44:36.757 --> 00:44:38.759 - I ain't no ho, control your girl. 716 00:44:38.759 --> 00:44:39.760 - Relax. 717 00:44:41.261 --> 00:44:44.473 You, we're guests. 718 00:44:44.598 --> 00:44:46.475 Do not disrespect. 719 00:44:50.104 --> 00:44:53.440 Look, they were gonna take your house. 720 00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:57.027 So me and my girl, we had to make some extra money. 721 00:44:57.277 --> 00:44:58.112 - You're welcome. 722 00:44:59.780 --> 00:45:01.615 - We set up in here. 723 00:45:01.615 --> 00:45:05.119 But don't worry, I locked her bedroom through the parties. 724 00:45:05.119 --> 00:45:06.286 - Parties? 725 00:45:06.328 --> 00:45:07.162 - Big ones. 726 00:45:07.287 --> 00:45:08.956 - Mmhmm, we entertained a couple of times 727 00:45:08.956 --> 00:45:10.457 just to make some money. 728 00:45:11.542 --> 00:45:13.127 I couldn't leave you alone. 729 00:45:13.127 --> 00:45:14.628 I needed to work from home. 730 00:45:14.628 --> 00:45:15.462 - Home? 731 00:45:15.462 --> 00:45:16.714 This my house. 732 00:45:16.964 --> 00:45:18.298 Ain't nobody come by? 733 00:45:18.298 --> 00:45:21.301 - Yeah, your dad, he did come a couple of times. 734 00:45:21.343 --> 00:45:23.053 He actually stayed for the parties. 735 00:45:23.053 --> 00:45:26.974 - Okay hot pudding, let that booty roll. 736 00:45:27.641 --> 00:45:28.809 - And my team? 737 00:45:30.310 --> 00:45:31.812 - About that... 738 00:45:31.812 --> 00:45:34.022 (flushing) 739 00:45:37.067 --> 00:45:38.652 - Thank you for a nice evening. 740 00:45:47.411 --> 00:45:49.037 Why are you so distant? 741 00:45:49.037 --> 00:45:51.081 You were never like this before. 742 00:45:51.373 --> 00:45:53.041 - Man, I was in a coma. 743 00:45:56.211 --> 00:45:57.921 (knocking) 744 00:46:03.844 --> 00:46:05.220 Where's Gordo? 745 00:46:05.596 --> 00:46:06.680 - You lived, 746 00:46:08.682 --> 00:46:09.850 What a shame. 747 00:46:09.850 --> 00:46:11.351 - Move bitch. 748 00:46:11.435 --> 00:46:13.854 - You know you can't roll up into my house like this. 749 00:46:15.773 --> 00:46:18.734 You know my brother's very sick and he can't be disturbed. 750 00:46:18.734 --> 00:46:22.029 - You're gonna let (speaking in foreign language). 751 00:46:23.614 --> 00:46:26.033 - You know you can't help that fat fuck anyway. 752 00:46:33.916 --> 00:46:35.459 - What happened? 753 00:46:35.459 --> 00:46:38.754 - The inevitable, tubo ate himself to death. 754 00:46:44.051 --> 00:46:46.929 - Get up coach, man, we still got work to do. 755 00:46:47.971 --> 00:46:49.973 - Isn't that precious? 756 00:47:00.567 --> 00:47:02.277 (groaning) 757 00:47:03.987 --> 00:47:05.280 - Something's happening. 758 00:47:09.827 --> 00:47:12.329 - Nothing, it's feeding time. 759 00:47:13.622 --> 00:47:16.166 (gentle music) 760 00:47:19.586 --> 00:47:21.338 - Come on, big guy, 761 00:47:21.630 --> 00:47:23.257 I know you in there somewhere. 762 00:47:27.094 --> 00:47:28.136 Wake up! 763 00:47:30.514 --> 00:47:32.432 (groaning) 764 00:47:40.148 --> 00:47:42.776 - Guacamole, is that you? 765 00:47:45.153 --> 00:47:46.613 What happened? 766 00:47:46.613 --> 00:47:49.032 - Just don't move, okay? 767 00:47:49.032 --> 00:47:50.450 Relax. 768 00:47:50.617 --> 00:47:51.952 - Gerri? 769 00:47:51.994 --> 00:47:52.953 - I'm here, coach. 770 00:47:54.454 --> 00:47:55.622 - Coach? 771 00:47:56.874 --> 00:47:58.000 Coach. 772 00:47:59.626 --> 00:48:02.170 (gentle music) 773 00:48:07.801 --> 00:48:08.802 Do something. 774 00:48:08.802 --> 00:48:11.305 No stop, oh my God. 775 00:48:12.389 --> 00:48:13.223 But, 776 00:48:14.558 --> 00:48:15.559 how? 777 00:48:17.060 --> 00:48:18.645 - This ain't my first coma. 778 00:48:18.812 --> 00:48:20.689 Let's get the band back together. 779 00:48:20.689 --> 00:48:23.066 - And how the hell am I supposed to go? 780 00:48:36.663 --> 00:48:39.207 - You'll be walking within five hours max 781 00:48:39.416 --> 00:48:42.252 and don't worry, the night terrors go away in a few weeks. 782 00:48:49.176 --> 00:48:50.010 - He woke up. 783 00:48:52.763 --> 00:48:55.933 I know, the pig in the blanket won't die. 784 00:48:56.516 --> 00:48:58.393 You better take care of him. 785 00:48:58.393 --> 00:49:01.355 If not, the curling center and the money, 786 00:49:01.355 --> 00:49:03.023 it all goes up in smoke. 787 00:49:04.441 --> 00:49:06.860 (dark music) 788 00:49:11.031 --> 00:49:13.533 (upbeat music) 789 00:49:22.042 --> 00:49:24.628 - Nina, we're here to rescue you 790 00:49:24.628 --> 00:49:27.089 from a life of indentured servitude. 791 00:49:27.089 --> 00:49:30.968 (speaking in foreign language) 792 00:49:33.804 --> 00:49:36.223 - It don't look like she want to be saved. 793 00:49:36.223 --> 00:49:38.433 - Human trafficking is no joke. 794 00:49:38.558 --> 00:49:41.395 You of all people should understand that. 795 00:49:41.395 --> 00:49:43.397 - What that supposed to mean? 796 00:49:43.397 --> 00:49:44.773 - We will protect you. 797 00:49:44.773 --> 00:49:46.149 Run to your freedom. 798 00:49:46.149 --> 00:49:48.443 (speaking in foreign language) 799 00:49:50.237 --> 00:49:51.571 - All right, 800 00:49:55.993 --> 00:49:58.161 She won't be needing this. 801 00:50:04.751 --> 00:50:06.086 That's going with me. 802 00:50:09.506 --> 00:50:12.759 - Well that's it, I'm officially poor. 803 00:50:12.759 --> 00:50:15.012 Where do you guys get your food stamps? 804 00:50:15.095 --> 00:50:16.847 - So you just gonna give up? 805 00:50:16.847 --> 00:50:20.767 (speaking in foreign language) 806 00:50:22.144 --> 00:50:24.479 - You know a good restaurant around here? 807 00:50:24.479 --> 00:50:25.605 Last one buys. 808 00:50:25.605 --> 00:50:26.356 Not it. 809 00:50:26.356 --> 00:50:27.107 - Oh, not it. 810 00:50:27.107 --> 00:50:30.193 (speaking in foreign language) 811 00:50:34.364 --> 00:50:36.158 - I think I know a spot. 812 00:50:38.618 --> 00:50:41.538 (mysterious music) 813 00:50:48.670 --> 00:50:51.339 (speaking in foreign language) 814 00:50:51.339 --> 00:50:53.383 - Yeah, pops talked to the owner, 815 00:50:53.383 --> 00:50:54.342 we can practice here. 816 00:50:56.178 --> 00:50:58.513 - Enough grab ass, let's get to work. 817 00:50:58.972 --> 00:51:01.516 (upbeat music) 818 00:51:10.817 --> 00:51:12.235 (groaning) 819 00:51:16.031 --> 00:51:18.075 - Yeah, mother fucker! Yeah! 820 00:51:18.492 --> 00:51:21.078 (upbeat music) 821 00:51:32.380 --> 00:51:34.257 (country music) 822 00:51:45.393 --> 00:51:47.354 What the hell are you doing? 823 00:51:47.354 --> 00:51:49.773 - You bout to be a big sister. 824 00:51:49.773 --> 00:51:51.775 - Are you serious? 825 00:51:51.775 --> 00:51:55.237 - Yes, little mulato on his way. 826 00:51:55.737 --> 00:51:56.738 - Bruh. 827 00:51:56.738 --> 00:51:59.783 - Shit, I still got the thunder. 828 00:51:59.950 --> 00:52:00.909 - Come on, man. 829 00:52:00.909 --> 00:52:02.410 You better sit your old ass down 830 00:52:02.410 --> 00:52:04.412 before you gone through your hip out of place. 831 00:52:08.750 --> 00:52:09.918 - Have a toast with me. 832 00:52:11.378 --> 00:52:14.589 To the family and the fire in my loins. 833 00:52:14.589 --> 00:52:16.716 - Come on, man, it ain't got to be all that. 834 00:52:16.758 --> 00:52:18.218 - Now I know you didn't just come over here 835 00:52:18.218 --> 00:52:20.220 just to have a drink with your old man. 836 00:52:20.387 --> 00:52:21.388 What's on your mind? 837 00:52:23.140 --> 00:52:25.559 - I just wanted to make sure we was good. 838 00:52:25.934 --> 00:52:27.227 - You're an asshole 839 00:52:27.394 --> 00:52:30.230 but you always gonna be my child so we good. 840 00:52:31.606 --> 00:52:33.942 I'm gonna be there cheering you on 841 00:52:33.942 --> 00:52:35.819 like I have all your life. 842 00:52:36.611 --> 00:52:37.737 - Thanks pop. 843 00:52:38.405 --> 00:52:39.906 - You know this don't change things 844 00:52:39.906 --> 00:52:40.949 how I care about you? 845 00:52:40.949 --> 00:52:44.619 - Man, listen, I'm almost 40 years old. 846 00:52:44.786 --> 00:52:46.246 If you want to be running around here 847 00:52:46.246 --> 00:52:49.332 with little jits in your '70s, be my guest. 848 00:52:49.332 --> 00:52:51.668 - Geraldine, you don't understand. 849 00:52:51.751 --> 00:52:54.087 It's nice to have a little love in the house. 850 00:52:55.338 --> 00:52:57.424 Plus, my new medicine 851 00:52:57.424 --> 00:52:59.759 put a little lead back in the old pencil. 852 00:52:59.759 --> 00:53:01.428 - Man, why you? 853 00:53:02.179 --> 00:53:04.431 - We're gonna give those misfits a good spanking, 854 00:53:04.764 --> 00:53:06.183 South Florida style. 855 00:53:06.183 --> 00:53:07.642 - And what do you think about that? 856 00:53:07.642 --> 00:53:09.102 - I think it's blasphemy 857 00:53:09.102 --> 00:53:10.687 It's a mockery of a good sport 858 00:53:10.687 --> 00:53:12.272 and they think that they can just show up 859 00:53:12.272 --> 00:53:14.274 and learn how to sweep in a few weeks. 860 00:53:14.316 --> 00:53:17.611 And that football player, Gerri, is it, 861 00:53:17.611 --> 00:53:19.279 what cage did they find her from? 862 00:53:20.780 --> 00:53:23.200 - Gerri, go back to the black sports. 863 00:53:25.952 --> 00:53:27.704 - That was a tad racist. 864 00:53:28.038 --> 00:53:29.497 Back to you, Ted. 865 00:53:29.539 --> 00:53:31.333 - What the fuck they talking 'bout? 866 00:53:33.543 --> 00:53:36.546 - Beat their mother fucking ass tomorrow, Geraldine. 867 00:53:42.385 --> 00:53:45.222 (whimsical music) 868 00:54:06.159 --> 00:54:07.494 - Let me guess. - Geez. 869 00:54:07.494 --> 00:54:09.079 - You slept walked into the kitchen again? 870 00:54:09.829 --> 00:54:11.331 - I had a light dinner. 871 00:54:11.331 --> 00:54:12.082 - Mmhmm. 872 00:54:12.082 --> 00:54:13.541 - What are you doing up? 873 00:54:14.042 --> 00:54:17.337 - Somebody in this family has to put in some actual work 874 00:54:17.545 --> 00:54:19.172 while you eat yourself to death. 875 00:54:19.881 --> 00:54:23.551 - Ugh, I've had enough, I'm going to bed. 876 00:54:24.010 --> 00:54:25.387 Good luck tomorrow, loser. 877 00:54:26.680 --> 00:54:27.514 - Bitch. 878 00:54:32.894 --> 00:54:35.397 (tense music) 879 00:54:46.199 --> 00:54:49.369 A land deal with Commissioner Pottinger? 880 00:54:50.704 --> 00:54:53.415 South Florida Curling Complex? 881 00:54:55.208 --> 00:54:57.711 (tense music) 882 00:55:06.052 --> 00:55:07.929 What are you doing here? 883 00:55:08.388 --> 00:55:10.390 - I can't wish my brother good luck? 884 00:55:10.807 --> 00:55:12.642 Look, it's a big day and all 885 00:55:12.642 --> 00:55:15.979 and I thought that you should have dad's curling broom 886 00:55:15.979 --> 00:55:17.063 for the big match. 887 00:55:17.230 --> 00:55:18.064 - Aw. 888 00:55:22.444 --> 00:55:25.071 - Nighty night, big brother. 889 00:55:25.238 --> 00:55:28.116 You will not fuck this deal up for me. 890 00:55:37.417 --> 00:55:40.003 (upbeat music) 891 00:55:52.849 --> 00:55:54.601 (gentle music) 892 00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:15.121 (speaking in foreign language) 893 00:56:15.789 --> 00:56:17.499 - Whatever the fuck you said. 894 00:56:23.546 --> 00:56:25.048 Oh hey pops. 895 00:56:25.465 --> 00:56:26.883 - Ain't mine. 896 00:56:27.300 --> 00:56:28.134 - What? 897 00:56:29.344 --> 00:56:30.553 - That baby. 898 00:56:30.678 --> 00:56:32.347 I made sure of that. 899 00:56:32.680 --> 00:56:35.308 I only do anal at the strip club. 900 00:56:35.683 --> 00:56:37.727 - I'm not pregnant, okay? 901 00:56:38.311 --> 00:56:40.647 I'm here with mi amor. 902 00:56:41.731 --> 00:56:43.650 - My Geraldine? 903 00:56:43.650 --> 00:56:47.195 - Yeah, we just had a connection, you know? 904 00:56:47.195 --> 00:56:48.822 And the sex, and the sex is- 905 00:56:48.822 --> 00:56:50.240 - Not another damn word. 906 00:56:51.199 --> 00:56:53.076 - Like father, like daughter. 907 00:56:55.578 --> 00:56:57.539 - What the shit is this? 908 00:56:57.539 --> 00:56:59.666 We curling on the soccer field now? 909 00:56:59.666 --> 00:57:01.209 (speaking in foreign language) 910 00:57:01.543 --> 00:57:03.420 - Man, how long you been in America? 911 00:57:03.420 --> 00:57:05.588 You don't speak English yet? 912 00:57:06.673 --> 00:57:08.091 (speaking in foreign language) 913 00:57:08.883 --> 00:57:09.717 - The fuck? 914 00:57:11.845 --> 00:57:13.555 What is you doing here? 915 00:57:13.930 --> 00:57:16.391 - Hi, mi amor. 916 00:57:16.683 --> 00:57:20.103 I'm working the day shift so I thought 917 00:57:20.395 --> 00:57:22.856 I'll take my break to watch you play. 918 00:57:22.856 --> 00:57:23.857 - Oh no. 919 00:57:25.024 --> 00:57:27.193 - Geraldine, you up with this ho? 920 00:57:27.527 --> 00:57:29.612 - I ain't no ho, okay? 921 00:57:29.612 --> 00:57:32.866 I've changed since we've been living together. 922 00:57:32.949 --> 00:57:35.869 - Geraldine, you've got this ho up in your house? 923 00:57:35.869 --> 00:57:37.120 - Our house. 924 00:57:37.579 --> 00:57:38.580 I pay the rent. 925 00:57:41.040 --> 00:57:42.792 - Good luck this afternoon. 926 00:57:43.251 --> 00:57:45.920 Where's cankles? 927 00:57:46.212 --> 00:57:47.255 - He'll be here. 928 00:57:48.715 --> 00:57:50.758 - One can only hope so. 929 00:57:54.554 --> 00:57:56.598 - Yeah, she's a diddy bitch. 930 00:57:59.225 --> 00:58:01.811 (upbeat music) 931 00:58:11.905 --> 00:58:14.449 - God damn Nazis are coming. 932 00:58:15.992 --> 00:58:18.244 (flushing) 933 00:58:22.749 --> 00:58:24.250 (farting) 934 00:58:30.173 --> 00:58:31.299 (clears throat) 935 00:58:38.848 --> 00:58:40.099 - There you are. 936 00:58:42.143 --> 00:58:46.773 So is everything in order? 937 00:58:47.148 --> 00:58:49.651 - You have nothing to worry about. 938 00:58:49.692 --> 00:58:53.363 Let's just you say Gordon is dead tired. 939 00:58:55.990 --> 00:58:56.824 - Perfect. 940 00:59:04.832 --> 00:59:05.625 - [Female] I think he looks 941 00:59:05.625 --> 00:59:08.628 really cute in yellow. That's what I think. 942 00:59:10.797 --> 00:59:13.174 Where's your portly third member? 943 00:59:13.216 --> 00:59:16.803 Or is this on the team now? 944 00:59:16.803 --> 00:59:18.012 - This? 945 00:59:18.012 --> 00:59:20.515 I have a pistola in my bolsa, little bitch. 946 00:59:20.515 --> 00:59:23.851 - Mmm, gang violence in curling, 947 00:59:23.851 --> 00:59:25.395 that's a first. 948 00:59:25.812 --> 00:59:27.230 - Oh he'll be here. 949 00:59:27.814 --> 00:59:30.149 - He better hurry, the match is about to start. 950 00:59:30.483 --> 00:59:32.026 Although it won't matter. 951 00:59:32.151 --> 00:59:33.319 Afterwards, I'm gonna have 952 00:59:33.319 --> 00:59:35.655 your little lady friend here deported. 953 00:59:35.655 --> 00:59:36.739 - Que? 954 00:59:36.990 --> 00:59:38.741 - Adios muchachos. 955 00:59:39.659 --> 00:59:41.536 - Man, fuck these clowns. 956 00:59:48.334 --> 00:59:50.837 (tense music) 957 01:00:11.190 --> 01:00:12.609 (sniffing) 958 01:00:15.528 --> 01:00:17.530 - Help, help, help! 959 01:00:23.286 --> 01:00:25.622 - Pop, we can't find Gordon. 960 01:00:25.955 --> 01:00:27.749 - He probably dead. 961 01:00:27.749 --> 01:00:29.584 - Man, why would you say that? 962 01:00:29.751 --> 01:00:30.793 - A man that big. 963 01:00:30.793 --> 01:00:31.878 - Pop. 964 01:00:32.420 --> 01:00:34.631 Aight, I'll go check on him. 965 01:00:34.631 --> 01:00:35.548 - I'll drive. 966 01:00:35.548 --> 01:00:37.133 I know where he stays. 967 01:00:37.216 --> 01:00:39.302 Got to make sure mi amor is fine. 968 01:00:40.553 --> 01:00:43.723 - Y'all hurry up, hurry up, come on. 969 01:00:43.723 --> 01:00:45.058 Damn, man. 970 01:00:46.225 --> 01:00:48.936 - So hungry. 971 01:00:52.982 --> 01:00:54.400 - God, hurry it up there. 972 01:00:54.400 --> 01:00:55.234 - I'm going. 973 01:00:56.444 --> 01:00:57.487 - I see lights coming. 974 01:01:00.406 --> 01:01:02.825 - Help, I'm in here! 975 01:01:02.825 --> 01:01:03.785 - Hurry up. 976 01:01:03.785 --> 01:01:05.078 You know I'm black as night. 977 01:01:05.078 --> 01:01:07.163 They done called the police already. 978 01:01:07.789 --> 01:01:08.956 - I'm doing it. 979 01:01:09.082 --> 01:01:09.916 Just relax. 980 01:01:13.586 --> 01:01:14.420 Yes, yes. 981 01:01:20.593 --> 01:01:21.928 - I'm in here! 982 01:01:23.096 --> 01:01:24.305 Get these things off me. 983 01:01:27.016 --> 01:01:28.267 Thank God. 984 01:01:31.020 --> 01:01:31.854 - There we go. 985 01:01:36.192 --> 01:01:38.444 (groaning) 986 01:01:40.780 --> 01:01:43.032 (tense music) 987 01:01:44.784 --> 01:01:48.955 - Well ladies, can't hold this match up any longer. 988 01:01:48.955 --> 01:01:52.792 If Gordon is not here in the next five minutes, 989 01:01:53.793 --> 01:01:55.128 got to forfeit the match. 990 01:01:57.630 --> 01:01:59.799 - What's the concern everyone? 991 01:01:59.799 --> 01:02:02.468 - I know you did this, you raggedy ass bitch. 992 01:02:03.886 --> 01:02:06.180 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 993 01:02:06.180 --> 01:02:07.473 - I'm gonna knock your ass out 994 01:02:07.473 --> 01:02:09.142 before the day over with, believe that. 995 01:02:09.142 --> 01:02:10.893 - I'm so scared. 996 01:02:11.644 --> 01:02:15.022 - Let's not do that. - Wait, wait, I'm here. 997 01:02:17.233 --> 01:02:20.153 (victorious music) 998 01:02:36.586 --> 01:02:37.336 - Mmhmm. 999 01:02:39.547 --> 01:02:41.048 (laughing) 1000 01:02:41.174 --> 01:02:45.386 - He ran out of time as he ran his fat ass from the car. 1001 01:02:45.386 --> 01:02:48.181 Commissioner, call the match. 1002 01:02:49.348 --> 01:02:50.683 - I'm here. 1003 01:02:55.772 --> 01:02:56.856 I'm here. 1004 01:02:58.357 --> 01:03:00.401 I'm (barfing) 1005 01:03:02.403 --> 01:03:03.362 - What the fuck? 1006 01:03:03.780 --> 01:03:05.364 Someone clean this up. 1007 01:03:05.364 --> 01:03:08.034 - It's only bacon, it'll come right out. 1008 01:03:08.367 --> 01:03:10.369 - Oh God damn it. 1009 01:03:10.369 --> 01:03:11.412 - I'm ready. 1010 01:03:16.417 --> 01:03:21.130 - Well, I guess the match is on. 1011 01:03:25.051 --> 01:03:27.637 (upbeat music) 1012 01:03:38.231 --> 01:03:40.983 All right, here we are. 1013 01:03:41.984 --> 01:03:43.736 Now you know the rules. 1014 01:03:45.071 --> 01:03:46.405 Great Gadbury's, 1015 01:03:49.242 --> 01:03:50.743 if you lose this match, 1016 01:03:50.743 --> 01:03:53.830 you are eliminated and will not move on to regionals. 1017 01:03:56.415 --> 01:04:00.795 So Flow Curls, are you ready? 1018 01:04:00.920 --> 01:04:02.171 - Yeah. 1019 01:04:03.422 --> 01:04:05.299 - Great Gadbury's, are you ready? 1020 01:04:05.299 --> 01:04:06.467 - [All] Yeah. 1021 01:04:06.467 --> 01:04:07.426 - Hell yeah. 1022 01:04:07.426 --> 01:04:13.432 - All right, well let's get ready to curl. 1023 01:04:13.975 --> 01:04:18.020 - Hoes before bros. (laughs) 1024 01:04:18.104 --> 01:04:19.939 - That ain't even how that shit go. 1025 01:04:23.109 --> 01:04:26.487 (clock ticking) (tense music) 1026 01:04:29.156 --> 01:04:31.450 - Now, I grew up with these D-bags. 1027 01:04:31.450 --> 01:04:33.452 Let's try to block 'em at the top of the bullseye 1028 01:04:33.452 --> 01:04:34.704 and we've got a chance. 1029 01:04:35.788 --> 01:04:37.331 - Now you now you ain't grow with these kids 1030 01:04:37.331 --> 01:04:38.708 with your old ass 1031 01:04:38.708 --> 01:04:40.293 but it's good to have you back, Gordo. 1032 01:04:40.334 --> 01:04:41.669 (speaking in foreign language) 1033 01:04:41.669 --> 01:04:42.461 Break! 1034 01:04:44.046 --> 01:04:46.549 (tense music) 1035 01:05:50.696 --> 01:05:52.573 - Come on girls, there's still time. 1036 01:05:52.615 --> 01:05:53.950 I know we can do this. 1037 01:05:53.950 --> 01:05:55.409 We've practiced so hard. 1038 01:05:56.369 --> 01:05:57.578 - All right, everyone. 1039 01:05:57.578 --> 01:05:58.496 That's half time. 1040 01:05:58.496 --> 01:05:59.372 Take 10. 1041 01:06:01.707 --> 01:06:03.793 - Save the embarrassment and quit now. 1042 01:06:03.793 --> 01:06:05.920 There's no turning back after this. 1043 01:06:06.170 --> 01:06:08.464 - Gadbury's never quit. 1044 01:06:08.464 --> 01:06:10.424 - Save that talk for the soup kitchen. 1045 01:06:10.758 --> 01:06:12.885 - Come on girls, I know we're down, but- 1046 01:06:13.052 --> 01:06:14.887 - We done. 1047 01:06:14.887 --> 01:06:16.222 They some real white boys, 1048 01:06:16.222 --> 01:06:17.431 we can't beat that. 1049 01:06:17.556 --> 01:06:20.267 - We just have to have some faith. 1050 01:06:20.267 --> 01:06:21.560 (groans) 1051 01:06:27.316 --> 01:06:28.609 (farting) 1052 01:06:29.694 --> 01:06:30.736 - Party time. 1053 01:06:31.904 --> 01:06:33.406 (tense music) 1054 01:06:34.991 --> 01:06:37.201 (pooping) 1055 01:06:45.584 --> 01:06:46.252 (gunfire blasting) 1056 01:06:46.252 --> 01:06:47.086 (groaning) 1057 01:06:50.256 --> 01:06:51.424 (gunfire blasting) 1058 01:06:56.512 --> 01:06:58.597 (groaning) 1059 01:06:59.473 --> 01:07:00.516 (gasps) 1060 01:07:03.853 --> 01:07:05.104 - His dick. 1061 01:07:12.361 --> 01:07:13.237 Sven's dead. 1062 01:07:13.237 --> 01:07:15.156 Oh my God, something happened to him, he's dead. 1063 01:07:15.573 --> 01:07:16.615 - What the hell? 1064 01:07:17.783 --> 01:07:19.035 - What's going on? 1065 01:07:22.538 --> 01:07:23.748 - This isn't good. 1066 01:07:27.418 --> 01:07:28.794 - So what do we do? 1067 01:07:31.505 --> 01:07:32.631 - Well I, 1068 01:07:34.467 --> 01:07:39.138 So Flow Curlers, if you don't have another player then 1069 01:07:40.014 --> 01:07:41.682 you're gonna have to forfeit. 1070 01:07:43.768 --> 01:07:44.977 - What do you mean? 1071 01:07:45.394 --> 01:07:46.979 Sven is dead. 1072 01:07:46.979 --> 01:07:48.230 Who would do that? 1073 01:07:48.230 --> 01:07:51.692 - No, no, no, no, no, we need to reschedule. 1074 01:07:51.692 --> 01:07:53.486 You need to reschedule the match. 1075 01:07:53.486 --> 01:08:00.326 - No, I understand but curling waits for no one. 1076 01:08:02.286 --> 01:08:07.333 So the winner who goes on to the regionals is 1077 01:08:10.836 --> 01:08:12.755 the Great Gadbury's. 1078 01:08:13.047 --> 01:08:16.008 - What, I couldn't hear you? 1079 01:08:16.383 --> 01:08:20.513 - I said the Great Gadbury's? 1080 01:08:20.720 --> 01:08:24.015 (cheering) (upbeat music) 1081 01:08:24.183 --> 01:08:26.059 - You animals, he's dead. 1082 01:08:26.059 --> 01:08:27.937 (cheering) 1083 01:08:28.062 --> 01:08:30.064 - This cannot be happening. 1084 01:08:30.064 --> 01:08:31.232 - I'm rich. 1085 01:08:31.232 --> 01:08:34.026 - We got it all, all our money, that's mine. 1086 01:08:34.527 --> 01:08:36.278 (speaking in foreign language) 1087 01:08:37.279 --> 01:08:38.197 - Yes. 1088 01:08:38.197 --> 01:08:40.532 - Gordon, this is for you. 1089 01:08:42.993 --> 01:08:45.496 (tense music) 1090 01:08:46.746 --> 01:08:48.749 - Where the fuck have you been all day? 1091 01:08:49.541 --> 01:08:50.542 - Funny story- 1092 01:08:50.542 --> 01:08:52.253 (shushing) 1093 01:09:03.639 --> 01:09:05.724 - That shit don't happen in black sports. 1094 01:09:09.103 --> 01:09:11.772 (ominous music) 1095 01:09:16.735 --> 01:09:18.529 - Son, I'm assuming you failed 1096 01:09:18.529 --> 01:09:21.073 to complete the task I gave you 1097 01:09:21.073 --> 01:09:24.243 so I sent in a spy to assure your win. 1098 01:09:24.493 --> 01:09:28.289 You're too important to the Gadbury name to be a loser. 1099 01:09:28.872 --> 01:09:31.584 If any nefarious activity took place, 1100 01:09:31.750 --> 01:09:35.086 you will find in the safe a signed pardon 1101 01:09:35.086 --> 01:09:37.715 by my pal Ronald Reagan. 1102 01:09:38.591 --> 01:09:41.719 The fortune is yours, Gordon, all of it. 1103 01:09:42.011 --> 01:09:44.805 I'll be damned if I let a fat backside 1104 01:09:44.805 --> 01:09:46.807 and a tongue that rolls her R's, 1105 01:09:47.183 --> 01:09:49.434 oh those R's, 1106 01:09:49.434 --> 01:09:52.979 damned if I let that spoil the Gadbury name. 1107 01:09:53.272 --> 01:09:56.942 You're an idiot but you're my fat idiot. 1108 01:09:58.986 --> 01:09:59.820 - Papa. 1109 01:10:00.154 --> 01:10:02.907 - My final order of business, 1110 01:10:02.948 --> 01:10:06.952 get that maid's daughter off the premises immediately. 1111 01:10:08.287 --> 01:10:12.958 The Gadbury's get blackmailed by no one, no one. 1112 01:10:13.125 --> 01:10:15.794 We do the blackmailing around here 1113 01:10:15.794 --> 01:10:17.796 and don't you ever forget it. 1114 01:10:22.675 --> 01:10:24.678 - I miss you so much. 1115 01:10:37.483 --> 01:10:40.110 (upbeat music) 1116 01:10:46.492 --> 01:10:47.743 - This is ridiculous. 1117 01:10:47.743 --> 01:10:50.162 I demand to return to my house now. 1118 01:10:50.537 --> 01:10:52.539 - Not so fast, little sis. 1119 01:10:52.539 --> 01:10:54.375 - What is that supposed to mean? 1120 01:10:55.834 --> 01:10:57.253 - As of five minutes ago, 1121 01:10:57.253 --> 01:11:01.173 Gordon is officially sole heir of the Gadbury throne. 1122 01:11:01.173 --> 01:11:06.428 This includes his $125.8 million and all other assets. 1123 01:11:06.428 --> 01:11:08.889 - Oh, Gordo, you are rich. 1124 01:11:09.139 --> 01:11:10.266 You better share. 1125 01:11:11.517 --> 01:11:13.102 - You speak English? 1126 01:11:13.769 --> 01:11:14.812 - Yeah. 1127 01:11:14.812 --> 01:11:16.438 - What about me? 1128 01:11:17.356 --> 01:11:19.900 - I regret to inform you your father left you with nothing. 1129 01:11:19.900 --> 01:11:20.693 - You broke. 1130 01:11:20.693 --> 01:11:21.986 (laughing) 1131 01:11:22.861 --> 01:11:24.154 - What? 1132 01:11:24.237 --> 01:11:26.282 (speaking in foreign language) 1133 01:11:26.532 --> 01:11:27.825 - So she broke? 1134 01:11:27.825 --> 01:11:29.827 - And what are you gonna do about it? 1135 01:11:33.621 --> 01:11:36.959 (speaking in foreign language) 1136 01:11:37.543 --> 01:11:39.545 (laughs) 1137 01:11:43.132 --> 01:11:45.718 (upbeat music) 1138 01:12:07.906 --> 01:12:11.076 (cheering) (ominous music) 1139 01:12:13.704 --> 01:12:15.748 - Oh shit. 1140 01:12:18.083 --> 01:12:19.585 That big bitch. 1141 01:12:20.878 --> 01:12:22.963 I will have my revenge. 1142 01:12:24.173 --> 01:12:25.591 (upbeat music) 1143 01:12:25.924 --> 01:12:27.509 ♪ Lord of mercy 1144 01:12:27.885 --> 01:12:29.011 (singing in foreign language) 1145 01:12:29.011 --> 01:12:30.054 ♪ What's your name 1146 01:12:30.054 --> 01:12:31.096 ♪ I don't know 1147 01:12:33.432 --> 01:12:37.269 (singing in foreign language)