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{\an8}NETFLIX PRESENTS
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Clóvis!
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Have you talked to your dad's girlfriend?
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Aren't you Dad's girlfriend?
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Dad's girlfriend is Aunt Jussara.
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Pay attention.
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Mom and Dad are no longer together.
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You will live with them.
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Aunt Jussara is rich! Very rich!
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It's for the best, dear.
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Mommy is not leaving you, though.
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I just want you to have everything.
You'll see.
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I never understood her.
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And I understand family issues.
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I had several.
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My mom left me with Dad and Aunt Jussara.
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Happy birthday to you
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Make a wish!
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Then, my dad took off
and left me with her.
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-Blow it out!
-She married Dirceu.
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Make a wish, come on.
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Hurry up, Clóvis.
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Yay!
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Then Aunt Jussara also left me.
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-Blow it!
-Dirceu married Soninha.
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Make a wish, quick.
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Hurry up, boy.
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-Great.
-Then Soninha left him.
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By then, I was living
with Soninha and Rubens.
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Let's sing "Happy Birthday" to him!
Come quick!
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-Lohane!
-Lohane's father.
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I want a picture!
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No, Clóvis! Stay. You're family!
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That's Lohane, Rubens' daughter,
my stepsister.
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We got along quite well.
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My longest stay was there.
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We grew up together. I really liked her.
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As time went by,
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{\an8}I left as soon as I could
to live on my own.
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{\an8}15 YEARS LATER
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But doing what?
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I could paint well.
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As time passed, I got really good.
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I was able to paint actual works of art.
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I mean, works of art that were actually…
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fake.
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Then I met a big shot
who buys this kind of stuff.
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This is great!
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It's a piece by an artist known worldwide!
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Everyone in Paris, Milan,
and New York knows who he is.
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I'll pay half the price.
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What? We already agreed on the value!
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You know that!
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I'll pay half the price.
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No deal.
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Come with Daddy, son. Art doesn't pay.
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Fortunato, what's going on here?
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-It's the auction deal.
-Deal?
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He wants to pay half the agreed price.
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Should I destroy the piece
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and sell him half of it?
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Fortunato,
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pay him the right amount.
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Thank you, Senator.
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Thank you so much. You are a good man.
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If you need anything, just ask me.
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That Portinari piece?
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Auctioned off
for five times its original price.
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Great. Talk to Fortunato.
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I sold him a painting for a good price.
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Look.
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Daddy loves you,
but it's for the best, okay?
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Thank you, Senator. You're very generous.
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See you soon.
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My day was just beginning.
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A con artist never performs only once.
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Help!
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Help!
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-Help!
-What's the matter?
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Can anyone just come in here?
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Is there someone bothering you?
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The fly that just got in here
and in my hot chocolate.
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I almost swallowed it.
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Luckily, I spit it out.
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I'll handle it.
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Please.
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-We have a problem.
-What is it?
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It seems a fly fell in his drink.
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Excuse me.
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-Let's avoid further embarrassment.
-Yes.
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The hot chocolate is on the house.
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The hot chocolate?
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Just the hot chocolate
is on the house. Funny!
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What about the rest?
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The rest is the whole menu.
You ate it all.
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Even a fly!
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Ladies and gentlemen, a minute, please.
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Pay attention.
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Pay attention, silly girl.
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I'm sorry for disturbing your breakfast,
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but, unfortunately,
we're served flies in Brazil.
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You can't leave without paying
after eating everything on the menu.
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I will pay for it. That's not the point.
It will cost you a lot.
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I'll pay.
I don't need charity or anything.
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-I want justice.
-Clean it up, please.
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Don't touch the crime scene! All right?
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I want a forensic examination. I'll do it.
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Guys, I just can't. It's sad, you know?
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It died on such a beautiful morning.
Did you see that?
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It used to fly so freely.
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What a sudden and unnecessary death!
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I killed it, lady!
I killed it. I'm devastated!
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Poor thing!
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Forgive me, Buddha!
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All right, no harm done.
No need to pay for anything.
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It's on the house, okay?
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You can leave now.
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That's great.
Let's avoid further embarrassment.
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-Sure.
-I'll forgive you.
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I'm not ashamed.
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People screw us over all the time.
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Why should I pay a lot of money to eat?
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One scam after another has led me here,
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to the most important day of my life.
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Listen, this is the last time
I'm helping you with your scams. I'm done.
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Great.
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Today is my last day. I'm done with you.
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You always say that.
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Then, a week later,
you ask me for a favor.
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I know you, Clóvis.
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I sold Christ, man.
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What?
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Christ the Redeemer.
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You're lying!
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Who's going to buy that statue?
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A crook, someone who wants
to benefit from the crisis.
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I did Brazil a favor by taking money
from a corrupt businessman.
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Come on, Robin Hood.
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I'll say more.
You don't have the guts to do that.
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I'll show you. I have the documents.
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I dare you to say this is fake.
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I even created a website
with a code so they can check it.
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It's all there.
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Have you no shame?
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No, none at all.
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I told them it is confidential
under the state secrecy law.
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I said the government
won't disclose it yet to avoid protests,
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and the press is being paid, but will
denounce it later to play innocent.
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I asked for a bribe
for the mayor, for myself,
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for the governor and for myself again,
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so I can set him up with the deal.
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-Did they buy it?
-Of course.
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You can't trust a deal without bribery.
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A hundred years ago in Paris,
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a man tried to sell the Eiffel Tower
to one of the biggest scrap metal dealers.
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He was so successful
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that he went back to France
and sold it again.
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We are used to copying things from abroad.
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The Christ statue
was left unattended, so I sold it.
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I did.
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SOLD
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All I needed was
a corrupt man willing to make a deal.
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And there are many like him here.
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Where is the money?
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-Now? In broad daylight?
-Don't worry. It's all good.
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People don't hide things anymore.
The more explicit, the better.
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Everything is for sale.
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The Amazon is no longer ours.
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Not even a cricket
speaks Portuguese there.
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Where is the money?
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Why are you hiding it?
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Give me that. Don't be suspicious.
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I loved this vase.
I'll take it. Don't mind me. Bye.
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I have the solution for our people
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A good business like this
No one's ever seen
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Everything is ready
Just come and take it
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The solution is putting Brazil up for rent
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We won't pay for anything…
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This country is a joke.
Why should I be serious?
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Come on, it was a good scam.
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-You pulled it off!
-Yes! Thanks for the recognition.
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Not to brag, but I totally rocked it.
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The foreigners will love it
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It's got the Atlantic and a sea view…
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After everything I went through,
all the trouble,
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I worked so hard,
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and I was living
the best moment of my life.
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We won't pay for anything
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We won't pay for anything
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It's all free
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It's time
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But since poor people
can't be happy for long,
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everything changed.
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Clóvis.
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Is your TV on?
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Probably not.
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Turn on the news. We're screwed.
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{\an8}It was at this cafe
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{\an8}that the businessmen allegedly met a man
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who sold them Rio's Christ the Redeemer
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under the false name of Lívio Romero.
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As you can see,
this is the sketch of the suspect.
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For fuck's sake, man!
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Hey, big guy! I need my car!
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I'm sorry, Tavinho, but I need that car.
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-Clóvis!
-I paid for it! You are my accomplice!
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-What? Come on, Clóvis!
-Accomplice! That's right!
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Now I'll get my money and get out of here.
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However, the Senator
was faster than me and the cops.
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It's my fault for messing with them.
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JUST GO AND BE HAPPY, SON
ART DOESN'T PAY
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That man got back at me.
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He broke into my house
and took all my money.
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I needed to run away as fast as I could.
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For fuck's sake! Did I kill you?
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Sorry, I can't help you right now.
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Lohane? Did you have to show up now?
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You think he had a bad day? Imagine mine!
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I serve the best breakfast of Magé.
Lohane's Point.
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BUY ONE BURGER AND GET A GLASS OF JUICE
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Burger coming right up!
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I also gave you 800 napkins.
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They're so cheap,
800 of them equals one good one.
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I can't afford the expensive ones,
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but I promise I'll buy them.
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-We have a delicious juice for free.
-Awesome!
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Artificial cashew fruit flavor
never found in nature.
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But it might be pineapple.
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It's delicious. So sweet!
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Keep laughing.
I'm working like a dog to survive.
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I work from Monday to Sunday.
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If I ever close this trailer,
it will be the end of me.
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The suffering never ends.
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It's hard, you know?
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What is?
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Life.
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Magé should be studied.
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What a hot place!
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NASA should study it,
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because I think
the sun is closer to here, for sure.
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I could fry a burger on the street.
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I don't do it. I have ethics.
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But ethics is a complicated subject.
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-Good afternoon. All good here?
-Hi!
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Distinguished customers.
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I have Cheese-Lohane, Lohane-salad,
Chicken-Lohane and Lohane Light.
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I hope you speak English.
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-What are you having?
-The trailer's business license.
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Well, this one…
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It's not on the menu. We're short on it.
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You can't sell food without it.
I have to confiscate the trailer.
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No, sir.
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Please, don't. That's my business.
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You'll destroy my life.
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Please, help me out!
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Maybe, with some incentive…
259
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Get it?
260
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,416
-A sweetener?
-Yes.
261
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,791
A kickback, you know?
262
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:48,083
To help me feed my children.
263
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:49,458
I know.
264
00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:51,500
It's not sweet at all.
265
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,750
Here. That's all I have.
266
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:03,708
Well, it's not enough for me
and my friend Pantoja over there.
267
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,250
So?
268
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,875
I will…
269
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:09,916
I'll look for more.
270
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,000
This month's income.
271
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,041
Now we're talking.
272
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,208
Very sweet.
273
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:24,875
Have a nice day.
274
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,000
Let's go, Pantoja.
275
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,333
What was that?
276
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:31,333
What a situation!
277
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:36,708
I need a license, but it costs money,
so I need to work for it.
278
00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:37,875
It's crazy!
279
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:41,083
I paid them, but I didn't lose my trailer.
280
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,458
But poor people can't be happy for long,
281
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,041
so everything changed.
282
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,750
Don't do that! I'm begging you!
283
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,291
This trailer is my life!
284
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,833
-Don't take it away!
-Calm down, ma'am.
285
00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:56,458
You're not allowed to sell food here,
we have to take it away.
286
00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:58,458
Yes! I mean, no!
287
00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:00,083
Is it a yes or a no?
288
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:04,416
Yes, I don't have a license,
but you can't take my trailer away.
289
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,916
I already sorted it out
with your friend who came by.
290
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,041
-Friend?
-Yes!
291
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:13,166
-I have no friends. What about you?
-No friends.
292
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,958
Fake inspectors?
293
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,541
Yes, there are a lot of them.
294
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,250
They take money from people like you.
295
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,666
-You're a victim.
-Not exactly a victim, actually.
296
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:35,291
If you hadn't paid them,
they would've gone away.
297
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:38,916
-But you'll take it?
-Yes, but you'd still have your money.
298
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Let's go, Santos.
299
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,625
Alone, with no trailer and no money.
300
00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:47,791
I had nothing left.
301
00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:51,750
I mean…
302
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,791
almost nothing.
303
00:17:59,791 --> 00:18:01,041
I needed to go to Rio.
304
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,166
I'm going to Rio, Jerusa!
305
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,250
In search of the only person
who could help me,
306
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,250
my brother.
307
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:14,000
He's always been discreet,
but I thought he'd done well in life,
308
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:16,458
that he'd made it in a big city.
309
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,791
He was doing better than me.
310
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,375
For fuck's sake!
311
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,500
Did I kill you?
312
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,041
Lohane?
313
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,333
Clóvis!
314
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:33,125
Did you have to show up now?
315
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,791
Wait! Clóvis!
316
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,500
Thank you, Lord!
317
00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,166
Clóvis!
318
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:51,666
Why are you in such a hurry?
You didn't give me a kiss.
319
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:53,875
Are you late?
320
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:58,166
Focusing on traffic to avoid answering me.
321
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,791
Talk to the driver only when necessary.
322
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,000
Are you going away?
323
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:12,958
You don't need to answer.
I don't wanna know.
324
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,458
I thought you had a nicer car.
325
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,458
I'm not judging you or anything.
326
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:24,958
It's just that we always think
other people are doing well.
327
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:28,791
I'm not saying you're not.
You're doing better than me.
328
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:32,166
-But worse than I thought.
-Can't you see I'm focused?
329
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,916
I'm sorry. Relax.
330
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,291
You look like Wesley Safadão.
331
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:39,416
Because of the hair, I guess.
332
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:43,166
Your nickname in school
was Clóvis Bornay, remember?
333
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,708
By the way, where are we going?
334
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,333
Can you talk now? I need to talk.
335
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:52,250
No.
336
00:19:57,791 --> 00:20:01,833
We've been driving for hours.
Where are you taking me? I'm curious.
337
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:04,916
{\an8}LAKES REGION
338
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,625
This could be considered kidnapping.
339
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,666
Yes, we've been driving for hours.
340
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,708
No, this is not a kidnapping.
341
00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:17,458
I didn't take you against your will.
You entered my car.
342
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:18,875
Get out, please.
343
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:22,500
-You're so rude!
-I'm not rude.
344
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,666
I said "please." Get out, please.
345
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,708
-You haven't seen me in ages!
-Get out.
346
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:31,750
-Clóvis, I need your help.
-Get out!
347
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:34,250
-I'm in trouble!
-And you think I'm not?
348
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,000
I'm in deep shit, dear.
349
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,666
I'm up to my neck in shit.
350
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:38,875
Not as bad as me.
351
00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:42,041
-I'm in trouble with the cops!
-Not interested. Move.
352
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,750
Listen up, Clóvis. I have a trailer.
353
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:49,541
I had one, but the cops confiscated it
for not having a license.
354
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:54,291
Before that there was another raid,
and I bribed them, but they were fake!
355
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:57,166
Now I have no money and no trailer!
356
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,583
I have no other way to make a living.
357
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:04,250
Then I thought my brother could help me.
I'll pay you back.
358
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,625
I have no money. How could I help you?
359
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:11,750
I understand.
360
00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:14,125
Crooks are everywhere.
361
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:17,541
You might not believe me,
but I can prove it.
362
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:18,708
I'll show you.
363
00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:29,875
You're a criminal?
364
00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:33,541
I'm a con artist,
a schemer, not a criminal.
365
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:34,958
You…
366
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:39,541
You're just like the scammers
that extorted me, aren't you?
367
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:40,916
No, I have ethics.
368
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,625
My own ethics, but I do.
369
00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:45,625
I'd never steal a trailer
from an honest worker.
370
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,458
Man, I want nothing to do with you.
371
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,208
No way.
372
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,750
As a matter of fact, #downwithclóvis.
373
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,916
You shouldn't even have come.
374
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,333
Good luck. Bye.
375
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,208
Absolutely not.
376
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,750
I won't ask a crook for help.
377
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:08,250
I lost my trailer, but I won't do it.
378
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,458
The world is already full of crooks.
379
00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:12,416
This country is full of crooks.
380
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,375
You don't need me?
381
00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:16,375
I don't need you!
382
00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:21,625
Actually, I do.
383
00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,833
But God will help me.
384
00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:30,208
Just not yet.
385
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:35,041
Eventually, He will.
I don't know when, but He will.
386
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,000
I don't deserve this.
387
00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:40,833
I'm completely lost.
388
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:47,416
That's Clóvis!
389
00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:52,666
-I don't have all day. Where are they?
-I'll find the documents.
390
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,250
My gosh!
391
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:56,708
What should I do?
392
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,208
I can't find them.
They must be somewhere else.
393
00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:02,208
HIGHWAY PATROL
394
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,125
Come back here, you bastard!
395
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:15,750
I'm talking to you, scumbag! Asshole!
396
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,250
Prick!
397
00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:20,833
Coward!
398
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,958
You're a lying monster!
399
00:23:24,708 --> 00:23:26,958
You should've never been born!
400
00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:30,250
Sorry, I'll let you do your job
in a minute.
401
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,083
Wait, who are you?
402
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,041
Me?
403
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:38,708
I'm the idiot who fell for his sweet talk!
404
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:41,500
You won't believe this.
405
00:23:42,958 --> 00:23:45,833
This man showed up at my dad's house
406
00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:48,250
and disgraced me!
407
00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:54,166
Okay, it was consensual,
408
00:23:55,208 --> 00:23:57,625
but he used me and ran away.
409
00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:58,833
It's not right!
410
00:23:58,916 --> 00:24:01,166
-Calm down, ma'am.
-Don't call me that!
411
00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:05,666
It reminds me of a book
I was forced to read when I was a kid.
412
00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:07,166
But I didn’t.
413
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:08,958
I flunked out.
414
00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:11,916
-No, don't do that!
-She's hitting me.
415
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,875
Do you feel sorry for him?
416
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:17,791
You know what? Arrest me.
Take me away from society.
417
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,375
Just don't make me
live with this crazy woman.
418
00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:23,041
She's crazy. You can all see that!
419
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:25,291
He wants to be taken away
420
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:29,333
because he doesn't want
to take responsibility as a father.
421
00:24:29,916 --> 00:24:33,000
-He doesn't want to raise his own child!
-What child?
422
00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:36,125
This one! Inside my belly.
423
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,583
Since when is that a child?
That's a tapeworm!
424
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,750
Do you want me to raise a tapeworm?
425
00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:44,333
Do you want me to christen a tapeworm?
426
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,083
-It's a joke!
-My baby!
427
00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:50,541
Your dad is calling you names
before you're even born!
428
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:54,666
Do you want the officer here
to force me to pay child support?
429
00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:57,125
-I do! Of course!
-Your mother is crazy!
430
00:24:57,208 --> 00:24:58,708
She is, trust your dad!
431
00:24:58,791 --> 00:24:59,916
You are crazy!
432
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,333
You don't even know
if the baby is really yours!
433
00:25:03,416 --> 00:25:06,500
You are both insane!
Go fight somewhere else!
434
00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:09,916
No! Now I want to work this out.
435
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:14,458
-No, sir! We are not doing anything here.
-We're going to work this out!
436
00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:17,583
I want to work this out, brother. Got it?
437
00:25:17,666 --> 00:25:20,500
-I want to work this out!
-Enough!
438
00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:21,833
Enough!
439
00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:23,500
Move along, please,
440
00:25:23,583 --> 00:25:26,333
before I change my mind and arrest you.
441
00:25:26,416 --> 00:25:28,416
-Got it?
-Yes, you're right.
442
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,458
Please.
443
00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:31,875
-Before my water breaks.
-Chill out.
444
00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:33,791
-It's all right, relax.
-Move.
445
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,000
Everything is fine.
446
00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:37,708
I gotta hit the waves today.
447
00:25:47,666 --> 00:25:49,708
The tapeworm was a genius move.
448
00:25:49,791 --> 00:25:52,166
You couldn't believe it when I said that.
449
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:54,958
I can't believe how you, Clóvis,
450
00:25:55,041 --> 00:25:57,583
such a quiet and shy boy,
451
00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:59,458
turned into a gangster.
452
00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:01,875
I was bullied, honey.
453
00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:04,291
Bullied! I was bullied.
454
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:06,458
Lady Gaga was bullied, Madonna was.
455
00:26:06,541 --> 00:26:08,666
I heard Tom Cruise was bullied, too.
456
00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:10,458
All amazing people, like me.
457
00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:12,375
Thanks, bullying!
458
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,916
When I was good, I got screwed.
459
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,500
Now I'm bad, and things work out.
Isn't it better?
460
00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:19,000
Maybe.
461
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:22,250
Look at you. You just fooled the police.
462
00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:23,791
You'll get me a trailer.
463
00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:25,333
-What?
-You heard me.
464
00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:27,916
I saved you. Now you'll get me a trailer.
465
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:28,833
Blackmail?
466
00:26:28,916 --> 00:26:30,458
You're my brother, Clóvis.
467
00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:33,875
I have nothing left.
Could you help me out?
468
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:41,875
Okay.
469
00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:44,666
I'll figure something out.
470
00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,166
But after that, we'll part ways.
471
00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:50,500
Get off me. No!
472
00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:54,875
What are you doing?
473
00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:56,166
Making a reservation.
474
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,583
Without any money in it?
475
00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:02,500
Let me explain one thing to you.
476
00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:04,041
I need my trailer,
477
00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:06,875
but I assumed you would get one honestly.
478
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,166
You really did?
479
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:10,250
How nice.
480
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,333
Relax, it's just a magic trick.
481
00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:16,541
Instead of pulling a rabbit out of my hat,
I'll pull it out of someone else's hat.
482
00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:29,083
I won't stay here. Forget it.
483
00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:30,625
I have dignity.
484
00:27:31,291 --> 00:27:32,916
Great, because I'll stay.
485
00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,000
What's up?
486
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:40,791
-Good morning.
-Good morning.
487
00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,916
-Do you have a reservation?
-I do.
488
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,583
-How are you doing?
-Great.
489
00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:46,791
It's under the name Máximo Marques.
490
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,916
I made a deposit earlier.
491
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,625
I had a problem with my online account,
and I made the deposit at the bank.
492
00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:54,666
So annoying.
493
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:58,750
I found it. You paid for ten days
in the premium suite.
494
00:27:58,833 --> 00:27:59,666
Very good.
495
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:04,208
However, the deposit will be credited
only on Monday.
496
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:06,916
So?
497
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,833
I can't rest after a long trip
because banks don't open on weekends?
498
00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:16,208
That's not what I mean, sir.
Technically, it hasn't been paid yet.
499
00:28:16,791 --> 00:28:18,875
But I made the deposit.
500
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,416
It's really weird.
501
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:23,333
Our money is promptly debited
when we transfer it,
502
00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:28,875
but when we make a deposit,
it takes a long time to clear.
503
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,416
Banks love to credit it,
504
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,416
they take forever to do so.
505
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,750
Then, I ask you:
506
00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:36,250
If my money hasn't been transferred,
507
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:37,583
where is it?
508
00:28:38,791 --> 00:28:41,208
Yes, that is a good question.
509
00:28:41,291 --> 00:28:44,333
Thank God,
who never rests for a single day,
510
00:28:44,416 --> 00:28:45,916
we are honest people.
511
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,208
-Right?
-Amen.
512
00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:49,375
I'm here on business. I'm tired.
513
00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:51,166
I work on weekends, unlike banks.
514
00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:54,916
I just need my room keys, please.
515
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:56,750
Of course.
516
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:01,291
-Here they are.
-Great.
517
00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:04,083
Clóvis, I don't agree
with the things you do.
518
00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:06,375
Really? That's your problem.
519
00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:08,333
But I'm loving this.
520
00:29:08,416 --> 00:29:10,666
-How are you doing?
-Hi.
521
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,375
I never go anywhere.
522
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:16,958
You need time and money to travel.
523
00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:21,000
A worker with time is unemployed,
so there's no money left to travel.
524
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:23,083
It just doesn't add up, Clóvis.
525
00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:27,708
The only trip I've been making
is to get the fake mayo I serve.
526
00:29:27,791 --> 00:29:31,541
You serve fake mayonnaise, how nice!
527
00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:34,583
Otherwise, I'd have no mayonnaise to sell.
528
00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:38,416
My dream is to be able to serve
a fancy mayonnaise
529
00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:40,333
and thick napkins.
530
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:42,416
You're annoying. You talk a lot.
531
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:43,750
Don't be like that.
532
00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:46,708
This place is so beautiful, right?
533
00:29:46,791 --> 00:29:47,625
No.
534
00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:52,208
I'm in love.
535
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,833
-Give me your number!
-Where are you going?
536
00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:57,125
Following those fishes. I'm a shark.
537
00:29:57,625 --> 00:29:59,750
-Come back here.
-Where are we going?
538
00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:02,500
I'll buy you some clothes.
Those are awful.
539
00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:06,875
I never thought you were capable
of doing things like this, Clóvis.
540
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:11,541
-I refuse to go in.
-Shut up. Come on.
541
00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:14,333
Hello, how are you doing?
542
00:30:14,416 --> 00:30:16,333
-Good afternoon.
-Good afternoon.
543
00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:18,625
I brought my sister for a shopping spree.
544
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:21,625
Not just a spree,
she needs to go on a binge.
545
00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:23,958
She needs a complete makeover.
546
00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:26,125
I love that dress.
547
00:30:30,166 --> 00:30:31,000
Jesus Christ!
548
00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:32,583
What's her size? Small?
549
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:36,166
No, it's small, medium and large.
She's all lopsided.
550
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,333
One thigh is bigger than the other,
551
00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:40,916
one breast is bigger, her butt's weird.
552
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,833
Asymmetrical.
553
00:30:41,916 --> 00:30:46,500
If you compared her to an anatomy book,
you'd see she's an alien.
554
00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:50,416
If you laid her down naked,
at first you'd be confused.
555
00:30:51,666 --> 00:30:55,000
I got it, silly.
Could you get me a coffee?
556
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:57,041
-You scared me!
-One more.
557
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,666
-I can't!
-You can!
558
00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:00,708
And don't argue with me.
559
00:31:00,791 --> 00:31:05,083
Leave those and return some pieces.
Tell her you won't buy anything.
560
00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:08,166
No! Lord, forgive me!
561
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:11,916
It's not my fault! I'm so sorry!
562
00:31:30,541 --> 00:31:33,291
So, I guess I won't take anything.
563
00:31:33,375 --> 00:31:36,708
Come on! At least one piece.
564
00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:37,708
He's right.
565
00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:40,666
Nothing really fits me, thank you.
566
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:42,750
You're upset because you got fat.
567
00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:45,958
I retain water in my upper body.
568
00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:48,041
She's feeling bad about herself.
569
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:50,541
We must buy dream clothes,
570
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:54,666
those clothes you swear
you'll lose weight to wear one day.
571
00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:56,583
I have lots of them at home.
572
00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:58,583
-Bye!
-They'll fit me someday.
573
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:02,041
-Let's go, please.
-You're full of security tags.
574
00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:04,666
If you pass the detector,
you might explode.
575
00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:06,750
My God, I can't go to jail!
576
00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:09,916
Relax, we got this. We just have to wait.
577
00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:17,208
Now, come on.
578
00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:20,333
-I can't believe it.
-Good luck.
579
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:21,833
She won't buy anything.
580
00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:24,000
She needs to see her shrink.
581
00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:25,916
-Thanks for the magazine.
-Sure!
582
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,583
That poor tourist.
583
00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:32,750
It's every man for himself in Brazil.
584
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:35,083
That car ran the light, and it's gone.
585
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:36,916
The one who didn't is far behind.
586
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,708
It did the right thing.
We gotta respect it.
587
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:43,291
I found an honest Brazilian!
I've never seen one.
588
00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:45,041
I'll alert the media.
589
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,833
If it's your third time, you get a song.
590
00:32:47,916 --> 00:32:53,083
Man, you framed an innocent person
and made our country look bad.
591
00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:55,541
Brazil already has a bad reputation.
592
00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:59,166
The cameras will show
that I placed the clothes in her bag,
593
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,541
and she'll be okay.
594
00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:02,541
How could you?
595
00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:05,916
Not having money, that's how I did it.
596
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,250
Let's keep an eye out.
597
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,791
They'll come after us,
and I've only just started.
598
00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:12,208
BOAT RIDES
599
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:18,958
Wasn't this supposed to be fast?
600
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:22,833
We've been here for hours.
I'm on my fifth slushy.
601
00:33:22,916 --> 00:33:26,375
We're studying the area.
Do you see that boat ride agency?
602
00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:28,041
They only take cash or checks.
603
00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:31,708
We must wait
for someone to pay with a check,
604
00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:33,916
take a picture of the signature,
605
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,541
then forge a new check
and exchange it with the original.
606
00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:39,333
-Robbing a bank is easier.
-And we will.
607
00:33:39,416 --> 00:33:41,458
-Rob a bank?
-Yes.
608
00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:45,250
That woman looks like
she's going to rent a boat.
609
00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:47,458
-Go over there.
-To do what?
610
00:33:47,541 --> 00:33:50,166
-Take a picture of the check!
-How?
611
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:52,375
Figure it out and bring it to me.
612
00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:54,416
Okay, hold it. God, help me.
613
00:33:56,333 --> 00:34:01,375
There's also Forte Beach,
which is our most famous beach.
614
00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:03,791
And our special trips, like Peró Beach.
615
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,375
We have a 16-foot speedboat
616
00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:09,041
and a schooner that will be leaving soon,
617
00:34:09,125 --> 00:34:11,625
but we still have tickets for this trip.
618
00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:14,916
-Hi.
-Hi. I'm checking this mask out.
619
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,916
If I wear this mask,
I'll scare all the fishes.
620
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,166
I'll clear out the ocean.
621
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:22,875
Like an extinction.
622
00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:27,666
Let me ask you.
Do you only have rides with 500 people?
623
00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:28,833
-No, we--
-What?
624
00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:34,791
Sorry. That's the fun part,
500 people falling on each other.
625
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:37,041
I like it better that way. I prefer that.
626
00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:40,291
Do you have something more exclusive?
627
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:42,083
Like a boat or a yacht?
628
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:45,333
You could buy all the tickets
of a medium ride
629
00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:46,625
and take your friends.
630
00:34:46,708 --> 00:34:48,416
Great. How much is that?
631
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,333
-A thousand reais.
-A thousand reais?
632
00:34:50,416 --> 00:34:51,458
Yeah, a thousand.
633
00:34:51,541 --> 00:34:54,958
To be on a boat alone,
without a single guy to flirt with?
634
00:34:56,166 --> 00:34:59,166
Well, I saw a sailor over there
with huge feet.
635
00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:02,916
Imagine him pulling the anchor
with those strong arms.
636
00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:04,833
Smart girl!
637
00:35:05,583 --> 00:35:06,791
I like-- Sorry.
638
00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:08,708
Sorry, this is a private deal.
639
00:35:08,791 --> 00:35:10,875
-Do you take credit cards?
-I'll take a selfie.
640
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:13,208
-No, just cash or check.
-Okay.
641
00:35:14,041 --> 00:35:16,333
-Great lighting.
-It's a beautiful day.
642
00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:17,833
It's wonderful.
643
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:19,708
Very good.
644
00:35:20,875 --> 00:35:23,833
This is a good angle. Sorry.
645
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,875
Some people don't know when to stop.
646
00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:34,125
Are you talking to me? Look at me, then.
Why are you looking at her?
647
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:36,458
Such a snob. What an awful establishment!
648
00:35:36,541 --> 00:35:39,041
A seedy place with a smelly dog.
649
00:35:39,125 --> 00:35:40,708
Your dog is filthy.
650
00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:43,875
My goodness, that smell!
651
00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:46,833
What an awful establishment! My goodness.
652
00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,666
-Hello! Good afternoon.
-Good afternoon, how are you?
653
00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:58,333
I hope you're doing fine, because I'm not.
654
00:35:58,833 --> 00:36:00,333
My boss is pissed.
655
00:36:00,416 --> 00:36:03,166
I didn't introduce myself. I'm Wendell.
656
00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:07,875
I'm Silvia's driver,
who has just rented a boat, actually.
657
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:10,416
-That lady.
-Exactly. Is your boss nice?
658
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:11,708
They never are.
659
00:36:11,791 --> 00:36:14,500
But it's not your fault.
It was a girl taking selfies.
660
00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:15,458
Do you like them?
661
00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:16,791
I'm fine with them,
662
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,875
but that girl kept talking.
663
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:23,666
Do you get confused with fast speaking?
I don't, but my boss does.
664
00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:26,958
She made my boss confuse the checks.
665
00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:31,041
She gave you the wrong one
and asked me to get it back
666
00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:32,708
and give you this one.
667
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:33,666
-Okay?
-Right.
668
00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:36,291
It's all the same,
but the bank is different.
669
00:36:36,791 --> 00:36:39,833
-All right, then.
-Could you hurry up?
670
00:36:39,916 --> 00:36:42,666
She's waiting outside,
and she's in a terrible mood.
671
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:44,541
-You know?
-Yes.
672
00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:48,750
-Impatient. She's…
-I'll just check it.
673
00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:51,125
-It's all the same but the bank.
-Okay.
674
00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:52,583
-All right.
-Awesome.
675
00:36:52,666 --> 00:36:54,791
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
676
00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:56,875
Eleven thousand reais.
677
00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:01,625
The number 11 is too squeezed up.
678
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:04,000
Sorry, but I can't.
679
00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:07,333
-Hi, how are you? Good afternoon.
-Good afternoon.
680
00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:11,000
So, what does it say on there?
"Eleven thousand reais," right?
681
00:37:11,791 --> 00:37:13,125
So, that's what it is.
682
00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:15,666
And it's urgent. I need this money.
683
00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:18,458
But first I need to contact the issuer.
684
00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:21,583
It's someone who suffers from Parkinson's.
Have you heard of it?
685
00:37:22,583 --> 00:37:25,083
I really need the bank's confirmation.
686
00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:26,041
All right.
687
00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:28,750
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention, please.
688
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:32,208
Sorry to bother you,
but I need to say something.
689
00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:35,916
The bank takes our money
but never gets us off, you know?
690
00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:40,333
My Aunt Silvia, who raised me,
has Parkinson's.
691
00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:45,583
The poor thing insisted
on using her own frail hands
692
00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:47,333
to write the check.
693
00:37:47,416 --> 00:37:52,041
She felt alive, she felt useful,
she felt active, you know?
694
00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:55,791
Because the check is a donation
from her to a child in need.
695
00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:59,083
However, she says her handwriting is bad.
696
00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:01,250
Of course, she has Parkinson's!
697
00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:03,916
-The number is squeezed up.
-You're lying!
698
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,750
-I didn't say anything!
-Really?
699
00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:10,791
Now she didn't say anything.
She prefers the silence of cowardice.
700
00:38:10,875 --> 00:38:14,583
That's not on her behalf.
She's acting on the bank's behalf.
701
00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:18,500
She's not sparing her money.
She's sparing the bank's money!
702
00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:20,291
Does the bank spare us?
703
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:22,583
-No!
-No, it doesn't!
704
00:38:22,666 --> 00:38:24,458
I wanna be a bank in my next life.
705
00:38:24,541 --> 00:38:27,916
They're always forgiven,
but they never forgive anybody.
706
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,666
Look at the special treatment line.
707
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:32,083
Especially slow!
708
00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:36,041
It is outrageous to make seniors wait.
709
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,666
It's horrible. They are elderly!
710
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:42,041
Have you ever heard of the fourth age?
711
00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:44,125
No? Why? Because it doesn't exist!
712
00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:46,541
The third age is the last one!
713
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:50,583
Every minute of their lives
is precious, you see?
714
00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:54,166
One of them might pass away right here.
715
00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:57,166
Look at her, eating anxiously.
716
00:38:57,250 --> 00:39:00,625
She's all anxious,
eating cookies, nonstop chewing.
717
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:02,625
Her anxiety is the bank's fault.
718
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,583
She stands there for hours,
719
00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:06,375
so she eats to pass the time.
720
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:10,208
She was thin when she came in here.
Look at her now.
721
00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:12,541
She might explode right here.
722
00:39:12,625 --> 00:39:16,708
How about the revolving doors?
They are hell on Earth!
723
00:39:16,791 --> 00:39:20,375
We even give up coming in
for fear of getting stuck.
724
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:22,166
They treat us like criminals.
725
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,875
We become criminals.
726
00:39:23,958 --> 00:39:26,125
We take out our phones, keys, everything.
727
00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:27,750
They ask for our pacemakers.
728
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:30,833
Someone might have
a heart attack right here.
729
00:39:30,916 --> 00:39:34,500
And it's all the bank's fault!
730
00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:35,916
That's right!
731
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,333
We want respect!
732
00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:43,333
Respect! We want respect!
733
00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:47,791
Listen, I'm not holding up the line
because I want to.
734
00:39:47,875 --> 00:39:49,541
They won't cash my check.
735
00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:51,083
Cash it!
736
00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:53,333
Cash his check!
737
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,791
Listen to the voice of experience.
He is very experienced.
738
00:39:57,875 --> 00:39:59,541
Cash his check already!
739
00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:02,666
Even our chubby friend agrees.
I can say that. I'm chubby too.
740
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:04,916
Cash it already!
741
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,833
-Cash his check!
-Cash it!
742
00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:11,375
The giant has awakened.
743
00:40:11,458 --> 00:40:15,791
Giant by thine own nature
744
00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:19,291
Thou art beautiful, strong
A fearless colossus
745
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,708
And thy future mirrors that greatness
746
00:40:22,791 --> 00:40:24,416
Adored land
747
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:28,208
Amongst a thousand others
Art thou, Brazil, beloved homeland
748
00:40:28,291 --> 00:40:31,125
Of the sons of this ground
Thou art kind mother
749
00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:33,291
Beloved homeland, Brazil!
750
00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:36,791
Yeah!
751
00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:44,208
-Cash it!
-Cash it!
752
00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:45,791
I've got goosebumps.
753
00:40:48,166 --> 00:40:50,166
Didn't I say I'd rob a bank?
754
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:52,541
-You robbed Silvia!
-What?
755
00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:54,458
She is the victim of a scam.
756
00:40:54,541 --> 00:40:57,291
The bank's loss is our gain.
757
00:40:57,375 --> 00:41:01,000
Eleven thousand reais, man!
758
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:03,500
I've never seen so much money in my life!
759
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,750
-What's my share?
-None.
760
00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:08,166
You're getting greedy.
761
00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:10,666
I'll buy your trailer tomorrow.
762
00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:12,166
And then what?
763
00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:14,625
Then we'll part ways, as we agreed.
764
00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:15,541
No.
765
00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,875
I won't accept that.
766
00:41:17,958 --> 00:41:20,833
Didn't you come after me to get a trailer?
767
00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:25,375
So, let's go out, have some fun.
When was the last time we did that?
768
00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:27,291
There's a party near the hotel.
769
00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:30,041
No way, the entire city is after us.
770
00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:32,625
Where are you going?
771
00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:36,833
To the sauna, to relax after a hard day.
772
00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:39,916
Sauna? Let's party, man!
773
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,750
No party, Lohane.
774
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,458
We're done for today.
775
00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:45,708
I'll go to the sauna,
and you'll go to bed.
776
00:41:45,791 --> 00:41:48,041
-You'll lie down and rest.
-I will not!
777
00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:51,125
Because a woman of your age,
in your situation,
778
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:52,375
is all wrong.
779
00:41:52,458 --> 00:41:54,541
What about my age?
780
00:41:55,791 --> 00:41:56,875
Clóvis?
781
00:41:58,041 --> 00:41:59,958
Clóvis, open the door!
782
00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:01,333
Clóvis!
783
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:11,791
Lohane?
784
00:42:12,416 --> 00:42:13,291
Lohane.
785
00:42:13,916 --> 00:42:15,250
We need to talk.
786
00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:17,875
Lohane, answer me.
787
00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:19,583
Lohane.
788
00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:23,750
No way! I can't believe it!
789
00:42:33,791 --> 00:42:34,875
Lohane?
790
00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:36,708
Are you hitting on my wife?
791
00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:37,750
Are you serious?
792
00:42:37,833 --> 00:42:40,541
I won't even answer that. Look at me!
793
00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:42,041
I don't know your wife!
794
00:42:42,125 --> 00:42:45,333
Do you know why? She is a woman!
I'm not interested.
795
00:42:45,416 --> 00:42:46,500
Please.
796
00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:49,083
Where's that weirdo?
797
00:42:50,583 --> 00:42:53,791
-There she is. I found you!
-Ouch! Stop it!
798
00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:56,291
-Fugitive!
-I thought you were robbing me.
799
00:42:56,375 --> 00:42:57,833
Where are you going?
800
00:42:57,916 --> 00:43:00,166
I'm trying to get us in the party.
801
00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:03,291
-This lame party?
-Wait a minute, Clóvis!
802
00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:06,250
-Back to the hotel now!
-You're hurting me!
803
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:09,250
-But I wanna go to the party!
-Stop it, girl.
804
00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:11,375
-Just a little bit, Clóvis!
-No way!
805
00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:14,083
-Please, just 30 minutes.
-Let go of my arm.
806
00:43:14,166 --> 00:43:15,916
-Let's have some fun!
-Get off me!
807
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,791
-Come with me!
-Let me go now!
808
00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,000
Sorry.
809
00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:26,458
Look what you did, girl.
810
00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:29,416
You told me to let you go, so I did.
811
00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:32,250
I just took a shower, now I'm a mess.
812
00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:34,541
Look. I can't believe it, Lohane.
813
00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:36,041
Just look at it.
814
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,333
It was not my fault.
815
00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:45,250
I want a hug.
816
00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:48,291
-No, Clóvis! Don't be resentful, wait!
-Hug me.
817
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,500
You! You're the man who scammed me!
818
00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:52,416
Run!
819
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,125
-She's crazy! Where's my check?
-Come back!
820
00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:57,000
-Where's my check?
-Get them!
821
00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:59,291
Stop those thieves!
822
00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:01,541
Run!
823
00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:09,250
See what you did, you idiot?
You should've listened to me.
824
00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:12,000
Now I won't even be able
to rest in this hotel.
825
00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:13,791
I'm so nervous!
826
00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:16,208
I can't go to jail, Clóvis!
827
00:44:16,291 --> 00:44:20,250
Listen, get our stuff from the room
and meet me at the car.
828
00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:32,125
May I help you?
829
00:44:32,208 --> 00:44:34,208
Hello, good evening. How are you?
830
00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:37,250
I would like to check out.
831
00:44:38,125 --> 00:44:39,875
Is there a problem?
832
00:44:39,958 --> 00:44:41,666
The hotel is a shithole.
833
00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:43,833
Actually, this city is a shithole.
834
00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:44,833
The state.
835
00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:46,250
The country.
836
00:44:46,333 --> 00:44:48,416
The planet is a shithole.
837
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:51,208
If I could,
I'd check out of the Milky Way.
838
00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:54,375
But I can't even die. Where would I go?
839
00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:55,833
What if it's worse?
840
00:44:55,916 --> 00:44:57,750
Hurry up, kid. I have to go.
841
00:44:57,833 --> 00:45:00,000
So, will you cancel the deposit?
842
00:45:00,083 --> 00:45:02,375
Of course not. It's already been done.
843
00:45:02,458 --> 00:45:05,458
You'll get it on Monday.
Just refund the difference.
844
00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:07,583
I can't refund what we don't have.
845
00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:09,375
Listen up, kid.
846
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:11,541
I'm already all dirty.
847
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:14,583
Do you want to make it even worse?
848
00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:16,416
-Give my money back.
-No.
849
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,875
Are you trying to scam me?
850
00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:20,416
I'll refund your money on Monday.
851
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:23,916
I'll be far away from here on Monday,
so help me God.
852
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,208
Not even all the sea here
853
00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:29,000
can wash away all the shit
that was done to me.
854
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,708
Unfortunately, you must wait.
855
00:45:30,791 --> 00:45:32,750
Okay, I'll wait.
856
00:45:33,416 --> 00:45:35,875
But I'll sit so I won't get tired.
857
00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:38,000
No, sir, please.
858
00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:39,083
So nice.
859
00:45:39,166 --> 00:45:41,958
Don't do that, please.
For the love of God!
860
00:45:42,041 --> 00:45:45,291
-No, please.
-I am tired! I'm gonna lie down.
861
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:48,541
-It's so comfortable. I'm sleepy.
-No, sir.
862
00:45:48,625 --> 00:45:51,166
-So good.
-For God's sake, don't do that!
863
00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:53,583
-Stand up, please!
-Okay.
864
00:45:53,666 --> 00:45:55,333
No problem, I'm sorry.
865
00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:56,500
I just ran into this.
866
00:45:56,583 --> 00:45:57,791
You'll pay for it!
867
00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:03,500
So, give me my money back!
868
00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:07,208
Wow, dude.
869
00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:09,625
We came out on top, Clóvis!
870
00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:13,208
Yesterday I was down, but today I'm rich!
871
00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:14,916
We came out on top?
872
00:46:15,541 --> 00:46:17,916
There's no "we." Who's "we"?
873
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,833
We are different. You want other things.
874
00:46:20,916 --> 00:46:22,541
You just want to have fun,
875
00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:24,833
to party, you know?
876
00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:28,583
Not me. I'm all dirty.
I couldn't even take a shower.
877
00:46:29,416 --> 00:46:30,833
We're different, Lohane.
878
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:33,708
I wanna be alone. I like it that way.
879
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Like Greta Garbo.
880
00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:41,875
I'll buy your trailer in the morning,
and then we're done.
881
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,875
Why are you being so rude?
882
00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:47,833
Let's try to sleep.
883
00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:09,625
Nasty.
884
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,708
This is your trailer.
885
00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:22,625
No, this is not a trailer.
I wanted a trailer.
886
00:47:22,708 --> 00:47:24,333
You wanted one, past tense.
887
00:47:24,416 --> 00:47:26,625
It's all we have. Don't you like it?
888
00:47:27,833 --> 00:47:30,916
Look, a trailer is ideal
for making burgers.
889
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:34,041
Where is your Brazilian creativity?
890
00:47:34,125 --> 00:47:35,958
Where are your survival skills?
891
00:47:36,041 --> 00:47:38,333
We know how to reinvent ourselves!
892
00:47:38,416 --> 00:47:41,208
You can use this van
to come up with a deal.
893
00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:42,500
The Van Combo!
894
00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:44,875
I am tired of being Brazilian, then!
895
00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:46,375
That's your loss,
896
00:47:46,458 --> 00:47:49,125
because we've made
invaluable contributions.
897
00:47:49,208 --> 00:47:53,125
The airplane, wristwatches,
electronic voting, hair straightening
898
00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:56,708
and the most famous one,
the Brazilian wax.
899
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:59,125
-The full bikini wax.
-No.
900
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:04,166
A full bikini wax is awful for peeing
because the pee goes everywhere.
901
00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:06,791
-I don't need all this information.
-You do!
902
00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:10,125
Women suffer in these horrible bathrooms!
903
00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:13,000
We need to work our quadriceps to pee,
904
00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:15,583
and the stream
must be steady and straight.
905
00:48:15,666 --> 00:48:17,583
Okay, I don't wanna know that.
906
00:48:17,666 --> 00:48:18,875
Do we agree on the van?
907
00:48:21,166 --> 00:48:22,916
-Do I have a choice?
-No.
908
00:48:31,833 --> 00:48:33,375
So, this is it. Thank you.
909
00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:36,000
You're welcome.
910
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:37,666
It was my pleasure.
911
00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:40,416
See you around?
912
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,875
Maybe. Life is unpredictable.
913
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,458
Okay, then.
914
00:48:44,541 --> 00:48:45,750
All right, then.
915
00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:47,250
Great.
916
00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:48,250
Great, then.
917
00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:50,500
Goodbye.
918
00:48:51,416 --> 00:48:53,166
Now is goodbye for real.
919
00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:56,708
Good luck, Clóvis. Take care.
920
00:48:56,791 --> 00:48:57,791
You too.
921
00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:15,208
I didn't learn to say goodbye
922
00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:20,791
I don't know if I will ever get used to it
923
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:24,000
Looking right into your eyes
924
00:49:24,083 --> 00:49:26,125
I know it will be engraved in mine
925
00:49:26,208 --> 00:49:29,333
The stare in your eyes
926
00:49:30,208 --> 00:49:33,375
I have nothing to say
927
00:49:35,333 --> 00:49:36,583
What the fuck?
928
00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:41,833
Are you insane? What are you doing?
929
00:49:41,916 --> 00:49:43,250
You gave me a van.
930
00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:46,291
You promised me a trailer.
I want a trailer!
931
00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:47,916
Stop complaining!
932
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,458
This is a piece of shit!
933
00:49:49,541 --> 00:49:52,333
I gave you what I could. Just take it!
934
00:49:52,416 --> 00:49:56,083
You said you'd give me a trailer.
I want my trailer!
935
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:58,166
-I won't!
-Yes, you will!
936
00:49:58,250 --> 00:50:00,166
-You're stupid!
-No, you are!
937
00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,833
Damn it!
938
00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:20,291
What the fuck?
939
00:50:22,291 --> 00:50:24,000
I can't believe it.
940
00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:26,416
Fuck!
941
00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:45,166
Change the station. This song sucks.
942
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:46,916
I like it.
943
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,708
I also liked my car.
944
00:50:48,791 --> 00:50:52,041
But I had to leave it behind
with a blown engine.
945
00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:53,625
You are so grumpy.
946
00:50:54,166 --> 00:50:55,083
My God, Clóvis.
947
00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:58,000
Let's celebrate
that our family is together again!
948
00:50:58,083 --> 00:51:00,666
What? I'm only here because I need to be.
949
00:51:01,166 --> 00:51:05,875
You hung on to me like a disease,
a virus. I'll get rid of you soon.
950
00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:10,166
I'm having some technical difficulties.
Can someone hear me?
951
00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:14,333
I love this one!
952
00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:17,916
Man, this song is awesome.
953
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,041
So good.
954
00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:21,541
This is a song for driving, for freedom.
955
00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:23,333
Feel the freedom.
956
00:51:23,416 --> 00:51:25,958
The cops are after me, remember?
957
00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:28,250
You're so pessimistic.
958
00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:29,791
It attracts negativity.
959
00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:32,500
You're too serious, too grumpy.
960
00:51:32,583 --> 00:51:34,458
You need to enjoy life.
961
00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:36,416
You want me to enjoy?
962
00:51:36,916 --> 00:51:38,250
Want me to live?
963
00:51:38,333 --> 00:51:39,958
-That's what you want?
-Yes.
964
00:51:40,041 --> 00:51:42,708
-Do you want freedom? Okay.
-Freedom.
965
00:51:46,250 --> 00:51:47,458
Freedom!
966
00:51:48,041 --> 00:51:49,875
Excitement!
967
00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:52,750
There you go.
968
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:56,458
I felt nothing.
My life didn't change one bit.
969
00:51:56,541 --> 00:51:58,958
You didn't really mean it.
970
00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:01,708
You didn't let yourself
be completely free.
971
00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:03,625
Look at me.
972
00:52:03,708 --> 00:52:06,875
I'm totally lost,
sitting next to a criminal,
973
00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:10,541
but I'm here physically and spiritually.
974
00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:13,458
-You want me to let go?
-Yes.
975
00:52:13,541 --> 00:52:14,791
And live?
976
00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:16,875
All you do is criticize.
977
00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:20,125
It was just some advice.
You don't have to do it.
978
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:23,791
If freedom is what you want,
freedom is what you'll get.
979
00:52:27,291 --> 00:52:30,208
Tell people I'm here…
980
00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:32,000
Set me free, DJ!
981
00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:35,291
So take risks, kiss, make mistakes
982
00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:37,750
Love doesn't come with a warning sign
983
00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:42,208
Tell people I'm here
We only live once
984
00:52:42,291 --> 00:52:44,666
Lohane!
985
00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:47,625
Lohane! Pay attention!
986
00:53:58,416 --> 00:53:59,375
I'm done!
987
00:53:59,458 --> 00:54:01,708
It's been hard to live like this!
988
00:54:01,791 --> 00:54:02,666
Very hard!
989
00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:05,666
After this incarnation,
spare me from coming back.
990
00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:08,333
There's nothing left for me to endure!
991
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:09,833
Come on.
992
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:14,208
I'm sorry, Clóvis.
993
00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:16,500
Fuck!
994
00:54:31,333 --> 00:54:33,166
Clóvis, I'm hungry.
995
00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:34,958
Aren't you?
996
00:54:36,958 --> 00:54:38,208
I'm talking to you.
997
00:54:38,916 --> 00:54:41,625
-Talk to my foot!
-Your foot reeks!
998
00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:42,875
Your past reeks.
999
00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:45,958
-It's the same as yours.
-Absolutely not.
1000
00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:48,375
I grew up, I evolved, I moved on.
1001
00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:51,166
My life went downhill because of you.
1002
00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:53,250
Clóvis, don't lie.
1003
00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:56,250
The cops were after you,
and I saved you, darling.
1004
00:54:56,333 --> 00:54:58,041
I brought joy to your life.
1005
00:54:58,125 --> 00:55:00,833
Turn that off.
I don't want to talk to you.
1006
00:55:00,916 --> 00:55:02,166
Talk to my foot.
1007
00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:19,750
Lohane.
1008
00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:22,291
-What is it?
-A mosquito.
1009
00:55:22,375 --> 00:55:25,208
-Leave it, man.
-I'm serious. I need it.
1010
00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:26,500
-For what?
-Eating.
1011
00:55:26,583 --> 00:55:27,958
-A mosquito?
-Stop!
1012
00:55:28,041 --> 00:55:28,958
Don't move.
1013
00:55:29,041 --> 00:55:30,583
I'm not moving, Clóvis.
1014
00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:33,958
I'm actually numb from starvation.
1015
00:55:34,041 --> 00:55:36,708
My stomach is eating itself.
1016
00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:40,833
If I put any food in my mouth,
it will disintegrate.
1017
00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:42,291
It landed.
1018
00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:46,375
What was that, Clóvis?
1019
00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:48,583
That's a crime.
1020
00:55:49,166 --> 00:55:51,791
That's domestic battery.
1021
00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:57,833
People do say assaults happen
in the family, at home!
1022
00:55:57,916 --> 00:55:59,166
What home, girl?
1023
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:00,875
Is this a home? Since when?
1024
00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:03,041
We've hit rock bottom.
1025
00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:05,083
It's not about the trailer
1026
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:07,041
or getting rich.
1027
00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:10,041
-No?
-No, it's the law of the jungle.
1028
00:56:10,125 --> 00:56:11,750
It's about survival.
1029
00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:13,500
It's about not starving.
1030
00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:18,083
Where are you going?
1031
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,250
To look for food.
1032
00:56:19,333 --> 00:56:21,875
-And I'll be here, starving?
-I don't know!
1033
00:56:21,958 --> 00:56:25,291
I'm not your guardian.
I won't feed a couch potato.
1034
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:26,958
I'm no such thing!
1035
00:56:27,041 --> 00:56:30,875
I have a business, Clóvis.
I'm a small business owner.
1036
00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:34,166
Small indeed, microscopic.
No one even knows it exists.
1037
00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:37,500
I don't wanna listen to you.
I don't care about you!
1038
00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:40,458
DJ, turn on the music! Hit it!
1039
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,166
People are scared
1040
00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:50,291
after two scammers arrived
in the Lakes Region
1041
00:56:50,375 --> 00:56:52,250
and started committing crimes.
1042
00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:54,916
Clóvis! Come back here, hurry!
1043
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,500
They've already scammed a travel agency,
1044
00:56:57,583 --> 00:57:00,875
a bank and a luxury hotel
in Arraial do Cabo.
1045
00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:02,250
-What is it?
-Listen.
1046
00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:05,791
The city security cameras
caught them in action.
1047
00:57:05,875 --> 00:57:07,583
The police have been informed
1048
00:57:07,666 --> 00:57:10,250
and the footage will help
the investigation.
1049
00:57:12,875 --> 00:57:13,791
Clóvis!
1050
00:57:15,291 --> 00:57:17,250
We went too far.
1051
00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:19,583
We lost control, Clóvis!
1052
00:57:20,291 --> 00:57:22,125
Why didn't we study more?
1053
00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:24,291
I could've been a doctor, a lawyer.
1054
00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:27,666
I could be in a courthouse,
but look at me!
1055
00:57:31,125 --> 00:57:32,458
What did you say?
1056
00:57:37,375 --> 00:57:38,791
I wanted to be a doctor.
1057
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,083
The problem is
1058
00:57:43,666 --> 00:57:46,541
between my current self
and my doctor self,
1059
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:50,208
there's a medical school
that takes eight years.
1060
00:57:50,291 --> 00:57:53,166
What should help me get closer
to practicing medicine
1061
00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:54,833
is what keeps me away.
1062
00:57:54,916 --> 00:57:57,166
Life is so crazy.
1063
00:57:58,708 --> 00:57:59,708
So crazy.
1064
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,916
I know how we'll get out of here.
1065
00:58:07,541 --> 00:58:09,875
UMBERTO MODIANO AIRPORT
1066
00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:12,875
DEPARTURES
1067
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:17,541
-Emergency!
-It's a transplant, excuse us.
1068
00:58:17,625 --> 00:58:20,125
-It's an emergency.
-We have to board now.
1069
00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:22,916
-I wasn't informed.
-I'm informing you now.
1070
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,416
There are specific logistics
for this procedure.
1071
00:58:28,958 --> 00:58:30,833
Do you know what the world needs?
1072
00:58:30,916 --> 00:58:33,083
A heart! What is in here? A heart!
1073
00:58:33,166 --> 00:58:36,500
A person is dying,
and you're wasting our time!
1074
00:58:36,583 --> 00:58:38,791
The Air Force does that, ma'am.
1075
00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:42,541
It transports politicians.
They don't even have a heart!
1076
00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:46,166
The Air Force sent us,
and you send us back to the Air Force?
1077
00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:47,291
What should I do?
1078
00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:49,416
Ask Santa Claus for a sleigh?
1079
00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:50,333
Is that so?
1080
00:58:50,416 --> 00:58:52,958
This is an outrage!
I can't board the plane!
1081
00:58:53,041 --> 00:58:55,666
-An outrage!
-An outrage!
1082
00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:58,750
Fine, the flight isn't full.
1083
00:58:58,833 --> 00:59:00,625
-Documents, please.
-Here.
1084
00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:30,958
I can't believe we did it!
1085
00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:34,958
Can you speak louder?
Do you want to get arrested now or later?
1086
00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:38,250
-What? I didn't do anything.
-Yes, now you're a saint.
1087
00:59:40,083 --> 00:59:42,000
-I'm going to the restroom.
-Go ahead.
1088
00:59:43,208 --> 00:59:46,708
-Stay here. I don't know this city.
-Fine.
1089
00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:50,583
If you leave me, they'll find me
in ten years with dreadlocks.
1090
00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:52,333
-A hobo.
-Hurry up, girl.
1091
00:59:54,333 --> 00:59:55,416
A vagrant!
1092
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,583
Just go already!
1093
01:00:09,416 --> 01:00:10,250
Clóvis.
1094
01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,416
-You're under arrest.
-Shit.
1095
01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:15,000
Fuck.
1096
01:00:16,958 --> 01:00:20,333
Hurry up. What is taking so long?
1097
01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:24,000
They can't even arrest people efficiently
in this country.
1098
01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:25,333
Come on!
1099
01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:32,500
Clóvis?
1100
01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:48,041
{\an8}CLÓVIS CARDOZO GOMES
ADMITTANCE: 04-14-2017
1101
01:00:51,041 --> 01:00:56,208
In jail, with no money, without Lohane,
and with that crazy bearded guy beside me.
1102
01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,208
It would be the end for anyone,
1103
01:00:58,291 --> 01:01:01,458
but a real con artist never gives up.
1104
01:01:01,541 --> 01:01:03,541
You know you're done, right?
1105
01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:07,291
Based on your criminal record,
1106
01:01:07,375 --> 01:01:11,041
you will spend, I don't know,
about 20 years in prison.
1107
01:01:11,125 --> 01:01:13,958
-Let's talk it over.
-I won't talk to you.
1108
01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:15,541
Nunes, just take him.
1109
01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:17,750
If I help you, will you help me?
1110
01:01:17,833 --> 01:01:19,750
Help me? You can't even help yourself.
1111
01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:23,625
Tell me. Do you think
this guy has something to offer me?
1112
01:01:23,708 --> 01:01:24,583
Scumbag.
1113
01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:28,416
Two hundred years ago,
1114
01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:32,083
an ensign got outraged
by the injustices of the Portuguese Crown
1115
01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:34,208
and fought for our freedom.
1116
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:36,833
But his own accomplices turned him in.
1117
01:01:36,916 --> 01:01:41,125
He was hanged, quartered,
and his remains were publicly displayed.
1118
01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:44,708
The traitors were acquitted by the queen.
1119
01:01:44,791 --> 01:01:47,583
The title has gained
several synonyms since:
1120
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:51,041
snitch, tattletale, narc,
whistle-blower, rat.
1121
01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:53,500
Recently, it received a much cooler one:
1122
01:01:53,583 --> 01:01:56,291
Plea bargaining.
1123
01:01:58,708 --> 01:02:00,083
Let me talk to him.
1124
01:02:01,583 --> 01:02:03,333
It's trending.
1125
01:02:03,416 --> 01:02:05,000
Everybody's doing it.
1126
01:02:05,541 --> 01:02:07,791
I can't miss out on this.
1127
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:10,083
Neither can you, right?
1128
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:13,000
Spit it out.
1129
01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:15,500
I'll do it only if I can get a pardon.
1130
01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:18,333
What are you talking about?
1131
01:02:18,416 --> 01:02:19,958
A Federal Senator.
1132
01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:22,500
Go on.
1133
01:02:22,583 --> 01:02:26,125
There's a money-laundering scheme
involving fake works of art.
1134
01:02:26,208 --> 01:02:29,458
I know about it because I'm involved,
the counterfeiter.
1135
01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:32,500
Nice to meet you.
I'm the artist, actually.
1136
01:02:32,583 --> 01:02:36,375
Who is always undermined,
unappreciated, who's paid less…
1137
01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:38,250
But let's not talk about that.
1138
01:02:38,791 --> 01:02:40,833
I am willing to cooperate,
1139
01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:45,166
and you can catch
not only a small fish like myself,
1140
01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:47,583
but a shark.
1141
01:02:48,541 --> 01:02:51,000
A shark! That's right.
1142
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:55,000
-Nunes!
-What?
1143
01:02:55,750 --> 01:02:57,416
Have you ever eaten a shark?
1144
01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:05,291
Listen, you deadbeat,
the feds have joined the case.
1145
01:03:06,166 --> 01:03:07,000
You see?
1146
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:10,541
Do you think this ankle bracelet
is just an accessory?
1147
01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:13,375
You are being monitored 24/7.
1148
01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:17,000
I promised to deliver
the Senator's head on a platter,
1149
01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:19,625
so don't think about screwing me over.
1150
01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:22,791
Relax, I won't do anything
behind your back.
1151
01:03:24,250 --> 01:03:25,166
One more thing.
1152
01:03:26,875 --> 01:03:29,083
If something goes wrong, you're done.
1153
01:03:29,166 --> 01:03:31,541
And not for 20 years, you'll be a lifer.
1154
01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:35,500
Everything will work out
just fine, deputy.
1155
01:03:35,583 --> 01:03:37,916
Think about your promotion.
1156
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,833
Hey, take this.
1157
01:03:41,125 --> 01:03:44,000
I have a copy. One week.
1158
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:45,958
That's all you got. One week.
1159
01:03:50,166 --> 01:03:52,166
Lohane? Where are you?
1160
01:04:00,375 --> 01:04:03,166
The check scam
is working here in São Paulo.
1161
01:04:03,250 --> 01:04:05,791
-I almost fell for it.
-I created a monster.
1162
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:08,083
No, you didn't create a monster,
1163
01:04:08,166 --> 01:04:11,958
you gave birth to a monster
and left it in the gutter.
1164
01:04:12,041 --> 01:04:14,208
I told you not to leave me.
1165
01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:17,166
Luckily, I'm very charming.
1166
01:04:17,250 --> 01:04:18,625
Hi there!
1167
01:04:18,708 --> 01:04:20,208
Will you let me talk?
1168
01:04:20,333 --> 01:04:22,500
Clóvis, I'm not gonna be mad at you
1169
01:04:22,583 --> 01:04:25,458
only because I left
with nothing but my clothes,
1170
01:04:25,541 --> 01:04:28,375
and now I'm here, looking stunning,
1171
01:04:28,458 --> 01:04:30,916
in one of the biggest cities, São Paulo,
1172
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:34,583
and I'm on the lookout
for better opportunities…
1173
01:04:35,791 --> 01:04:37,375
if you know what I mean.
1174
01:04:37,458 --> 01:04:38,791
Lohane, where are you?
1175
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:39,958
Where am I?
1176
01:04:40,041 --> 01:04:42,541
I'm on Oscar.
1177
01:04:43,125 --> 01:04:44,666
Oscar Freire.
1178
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:48,500
You were not delusional,
you're right. We're siblings.
1179
01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:50,083
Siblings fight, you know?
1180
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:54,958
They get angry, argue,
say they won't speak to each other again.
1181
01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:57,750
-Thirty minutes later, it's all fine.
-Thirty?
1182
01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:01,458
I spent a hell of a night alone
in São Paulo.
1183
01:05:02,083 --> 01:05:04,291
-I saw terrible things.
-Listen.
1184
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:08,208
I had to sort some things out
and find a place for us to stay.
1185
01:05:08,291 --> 01:05:12,291
And now I'm here to take you
to this apartment I got.
1186
01:05:12,375 --> 01:05:15,208
-You already did that?
-I have connections.
1187
01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:18,166
Now let's go,
because we really are siblings.
1188
01:05:18,250 --> 01:05:21,250
We are family,
and I have a proposition for you.
1189
01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:23,041
Proposition?
1190
01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:25,208
Our last scam together.
1191
01:05:25,291 --> 01:05:26,125
A big one.
1192
01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:29,000
I knew it, Clóvis.
1193
01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:34,041
When you talked about siblings and family,
I knew you were up to something.
1194
01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:36,208
Unfortunately, I can't.
1195
01:05:36,291 --> 01:05:39,833
I have an event
that cannot be postponed, my life!
1196
01:05:39,916 --> 01:05:41,583
I can't miss it.
1197
01:05:41,666 --> 01:05:46,458
If I survived 24 hours here without you,
I can survive the entire month.
1198
01:05:46,541 --> 01:05:47,958
It's not about survival,
1199
01:05:48,041 --> 01:05:51,708
I'm talking about something big.
A lot of money.
1200
01:05:52,666 --> 01:05:54,583
Impossible. How much?
1201
01:05:55,583 --> 01:05:58,666
You know that I've always liked to draw.
1202
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,875
Eventually I became a really good painter.
1203
01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:09,333
So good that
I counterfeited famous paintings.
1204
01:06:10,125 --> 01:06:14,000
I got in touch with a Senator
who liked to buy these paintings.
1205
01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:18,375
Then I sold him a fake painting
for really good money.
1206
01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:22,416
But that man broke into my apartment,
got all his money back,
1207
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:25,416
and stole the money I made
selling the Christ.
1208
01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:30,750
That's why I was running away
the day you showed up and I ran over you.
1209
01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:35,875
An art counterfeiter?
1210
01:06:35,958 --> 01:06:36,875
Yeah.
1211
01:06:36,958 --> 01:06:37,791
My God.
1212
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:41,291
You never cease to amaze me.
1213
01:06:41,375 --> 01:06:43,750
We just need to sell him a new painting.
1214
01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:44,916
And he pays well.
1215
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,458
I'll do everything perfectly,
as I always do.
1216
01:06:48,541 --> 01:06:50,833
But he knows me,
he already screwed me over,
1217
01:06:50,916 --> 01:06:52,875
so I need a new guy to talk to him.
1218
01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:56,041
Or a new girl. You, dear.
1219
01:06:56,125 --> 01:06:58,208
No. No way.
1220
01:06:58,833 --> 01:07:03,791
Listen, you want to do business
with the big shot who screwed you over?
1221
01:07:04,375 --> 01:07:07,041
What do you want me to do,
jump off a bridge?
1222
01:07:07,125 --> 01:07:09,291
Gargle with the Tietê River's water?
No way!
1223
01:07:09,375 --> 01:07:11,958
-What else do you want?
-It'll work this time.
1224
01:07:12,041 --> 01:07:15,125
You just need to sell the painting
and get the money.
1225
01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:17,000
Trust me on this.
1226
01:07:18,250 --> 01:07:20,041
It's the last scam, I promise.
1227
01:07:20,125 --> 01:07:21,833
We'll have a better life.
1228
01:07:22,625 --> 01:07:23,458
Trust me.
1229
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,916
Will I get half of the money?
1230
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,166
Of course!
1231
01:07:28,250 --> 01:07:31,500
You'll be able to buy
a brand-new trailer and much more.
1232
01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:36,166
No, you'll buy it with your share,
as promised.
1233
01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:40,333
You'll give me my share,
and then you'll buy a trailer with yours.
1234
01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:42,291
Such a smart-ass.
1235
01:07:42,375 --> 01:07:44,375
I had a good teacher.
1236
01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:46,291
Fine.
1237
01:07:48,708 --> 01:07:49,708
It's a deal.
1238
01:07:49,791 --> 01:07:50,916
Abaporu.
1239
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,708
One of the most important paintings
in the history of art.
1240
01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:57,833
It was bought at an auction
for $2,5 million.
1241
01:07:57,916 --> 01:08:00,958
-More than six million reais.
-Too expensive.
1242
01:08:01,041 --> 01:08:03,791
-It's worth $30 million today.
-Damn! Thirty?
1243
01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:06,583
And my burgers are three bucks a pop.
1244
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,833
It was painted by Tarsila do Amaral.
1245
01:08:08,916 --> 01:08:10,250
Tarsila? Who is she?
1246
01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:12,291
Tarsila was modern.
1247
01:08:12,375 --> 01:08:15,166
I think of myself as modern, too, Clóvis.
1248
01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:19,250
-She had a clean technique.
-I mastered that technique.
1249
01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:21,458
My bank account is all cleaned up.
1250
01:08:21,541 --> 01:08:24,541
Look, write down
she had a Brazilwood phase.
1251
01:08:24,625 --> 01:08:26,416
So lucky.
1252
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:29,541
I've never gotten out of that phase.
1253
01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:34,166
I've been in that phase for ages,
I've never seen foreign wood.
1254
01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:35,416
Listen up.
1255
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,541
You must be convincing.
1256
01:08:37,625 --> 01:08:38,583
-Okay.
-Okay?
1257
01:08:38,666 --> 01:08:40,708
I'll paint a Portinari now.
1258
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:43,083
Who?
1259
01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:45,083
Girl…
1260
01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:51,291
Impressionism, expressionism,
cubism, and surrealism, go!
1261
01:08:51,375 --> 01:08:55,375
Impressionists paint
their impression of reality. It's boring.
1262
01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:58,791
Expressionists express
their suffering, their emotions.
1263
01:08:58,875 --> 01:09:02,416
They get drunk,
and their paintings are wonky. I like it.
1264
01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:14,208
What's wrong, Clóvis?
1265
01:09:14,291 --> 01:09:16,791
-Creative crisis.
-Economic crisis, you mean.
1266
01:09:16,875 --> 01:09:20,666
A person can't have a creative crisis
without a dime.
1267
01:09:20,750 --> 01:09:22,041
Paint anything!
1268
01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:25,708
I know. Want me to be your muse?
1269
01:09:27,666 --> 01:09:29,708
Cheap erotica? Are you insane?
1270
01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:32,541
My crisis will last forever.
Go study, Lohane.
1271
01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:46,416
Picasso: Spanish, cubist, millionaire.
1272
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:49,833
Me: Brazilian, con artist, fucked up.
1273
01:09:55,708 --> 01:09:57,541
Amazing!
1274
01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:00,000
Horrible.
1275
01:10:03,916 --> 01:10:05,083
I'm not ready.
1276
01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:07,541
I'm mixing everything up. I'm desperate.
1277
01:10:07,625 --> 01:10:09,125
Just say what I told you.
1278
01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:13,333
That he's interested in pieces
of artistic and financial value,
1279
01:10:13,416 --> 01:10:15,416
and you have something he'll like.
1280
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:17,250
I don't know what it is.
1281
01:10:17,333 --> 01:10:19,625
I've lied so much,
and now I'm being honest?
1282
01:10:19,708 --> 01:10:21,166
I feel sick.
1283
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:23,000
Get me some water.
1284
01:10:25,875 --> 01:10:27,916
Taste is good, but money is money.
1285
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,833
You might not like a Picasso
in your living room,
1286
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:33,750
but you'll love a Picasso
in your bank account.
1287
01:10:34,916 --> 01:10:37,291
Yes, I'll send it. I'll send it now.
1288
01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:38,625
Just a minute.
1289
01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:40,541
Done.
1290
01:10:41,125 --> 01:10:42,375
But be discreet.
1291
01:10:42,875 --> 01:10:45,250
Pretend you received some nudes.
1292
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,250
Which is also true
1293
01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:50,291
because the artist strips for the art.
1294
01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:55,625
I told you. It's amazing.
1295
01:10:55,708 --> 01:10:57,458
-Thirty thousand?
-A hundred.
1296
01:10:57,541 --> 01:11:00,583
No, I'm sorry. That's one installment.
1297
01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:03,625
We sell it for 100,
but I'll sell it to you for 90.
1298
01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:06,708
-Or no deal. Stand your ground.
-Or no deal.
1299
01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:08,083
Stand your ground.
1300
01:11:11,458 --> 01:11:12,291
So?
1301
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:16,833
No deal.
1302
01:11:17,583 --> 01:11:18,708
Motherfucker.
1303
01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:24,291
I got rejected for something
I didn't even want, Clóvis.
1304
01:11:24,375 --> 01:11:26,875
It's all your fault. What now?
1305
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000
"Fifty grand and it's a deal."
1306
01:11:37,416 --> 01:11:38,375
Deal.
1307
01:11:53,083 --> 01:11:54,541
Can you hear me, Clóvis?
1308
01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:55,625
Loud and clear.
1309
01:11:55,708 --> 01:11:58,958
Act naturally,
like you're an honest person.
1310
01:11:59,041 --> 01:12:01,500
I don't know how. I was born dishonest.
1311
01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:04,625
Don't answer me!
They'll think you're crazy.
1312
01:12:05,208 --> 01:12:07,125
They already do.
1313
01:12:07,208 --> 01:12:10,291
I'm a medium. I'm here for your family.
1314
01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:14,458
The deceased just checked into Heaven.
Everything is fine.
1315
01:12:14,541 --> 01:12:16,166
Your energy is murky.
1316
01:12:16,250 --> 01:12:17,666
I'll pray for you.
1317
01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:19,125
God damn it!
1318
01:12:20,083 --> 01:12:21,583
Are you dead or alive?
1319
01:12:21,666 --> 01:12:23,500
The man coming, is he alive?
1320
01:12:23,583 --> 01:12:24,875
That's Fortunato.
1321
01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:28,208
-Jesus!
-Fortunato. Nice to meet you.
1322
01:12:28,291 --> 01:12:31,208
Don't do that,
we can't tell if you're alive.
1323
01:12:31,291 --> 01:12:32,333
You're like a ghost.
1324
01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:36,333
São Paulo was built
on top of an indigenous cemetery.
1325
01:12:36,416 --> 01:12:39,791
São Paulo is a double-decker cemetery.
1326
01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:41,916
The energy here is so murky.
1327
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,583
I've got goosebumps. What the hell?
1328
01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:46,125
I'm here for the painting.
1329
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:49,291
About that, I'm not the counterfeiter.
1330
01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:53,583
I'm a medium,
and I use spirituality to paint.
1331
01:12:53,666 --> 01:12:56,541
I don't use my hands.
It's a unique technique.
1332
01:12:56,625 --> 01:12:59,333
I paint with my feet, and I go like…
1333
01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:02,250
You should see it.
1334
01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:04,708
I don't care if you paint them or not.
1335
01:13:04,791 --> 01:13:07,375
I'm just here for the painting.
Where is it?
1336
01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:09,875
-What was that, Lohane?
-What?
1337
01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:11,083
-What?
-Yes.
1338
01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:13,791
Yes!
1339
01:13:13,875 --> 01:13:16,583
Too many people talking at the same time.
1340
01:13:16,666 --> 01:13:17,541
I apologize.
1341
01:13:17,625 --> 01:13:20,166
I have a great connection.
They're so close.
1342
01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:25,333
There are great artists buried here, okay?
They're talking to me.
1343
01:13:25,416 --> 01:13:29,708
They're very happy with our deal.
It's the deal of a lifetime, or death.
1344
01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:31,958
Just kidding.
1345
01:13:34,041 --> 01:13:36,083
Say there's something in your eye.
1346
01:13:36,166 --> 01:13:39,500
-What's going on here?
-Something got in my eyes.
1347
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:42,250
My eyes! There's something in them.
1348
01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:46,500
-Why is that homeless man looking at us?
-What? Homeless man?
1349
01:13:46,583 --> 01:13:48,416
That one over there?
1350
01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:50,666
I didn't see him. He blended in.
1351
01:13:50,750 --> 01:13:53,000
Cemeteries have beggars.
1352
01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:54,833
It's the voodoo offerings.
1353
01:13:54,916 --> 01:13:57,791
They eat the offerings
since they have no food.
1354
01:13:57,875 --> 01:14:00,083
It's food for the saints. It's great.
1355
01:14:00,166 --> 01:14:03,208
Gumbo, stew. It's heavenly, delicious.
1356
01:14:03,750 --> 01:14:05,166
-Sorry.
-I'll ask again.
1357
01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:06,833
Do you know that homeless man?
1358
01:14:06,916 --> 01:14:09,333
How would I know him?
1359
01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:12,791
That's absurd!
Nobody knows a homeless man.
1360
01:14:12,875 --> 01:14:16,333
Who calls them up
and invites them to go have a drink?
1361
01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:19,541
No such thing.
Let's cut to the chase. Your Portinari.
1362
01:14:31,666 --> 01:14:32,958
I told you it would work.
1363
01:14:33,041 --> 01:14:35,708
We're a team. We're a duo!
1364
01:14:35,791 --> 01:14:37,541
Yes, we are a duo!
1365
01:14:40,750 --> 01:14:45,250
Hey, let's sing a duet.
No singing by ourselves.
1366
01:14:45,333 --> 01:14:47,458
You said we're a duo, so let's sing.
1367
01:14:47,541 --> 01:14:48,541
Which duo are we?
1368
01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:51,500
Sandy & Junior, obviously.
They're siblings, too.
1369
01:14:51,583 --> 01:14:52,750
I'm Sandy, then!
1370
01:14:54,416 --> 01:14:55,291
I said it first.
1371
01:14:55,375 --> 01:14:58,875
Of course not!
I'm Sandy, I'm a girl. You're Junior.
1372
01:14:58,958 --> 01:15:00,458
I don't wanna be Junior.
1373
01:15:00,541 --> 01:15:03,041
I don't have to. I don't relate with him.
1374
01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:05,041
I'm more like Sandy, you know?
1375
01:15:05,125 --> 01:15:07,166
I'll be Sandy, sorry.
1376
01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:10,916
It'll be Sandy and Sandy.
I won't be Junior 'cause you're Sandy.
1377
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,083
All right, Sandy and Sandy.
1378
01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:15,708
We'll tell society
that we don't follow rules.
1379
01:15:15,791 --> 01:15:19,500
-We can do whatever we want.
-Great, let's get a drink, Sandy.
1380
01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:32,125
I've decided to lay my cards on the table
1381
01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:36,625
I decided to go after you
1382
01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:40,875
And show that I am crazy
1383
01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:44,000
For you
1384
01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:47,250
You better think
1385
01:15:48,041 --> 01:15:50,041
Of what you will say to me
1386
01:15:51,666 --> 01:15:54,833
I want someone to love me
1387
01:15:54,916 --> 01:15:56,250
You better think
1388
01:15:57,125 --> 01:15:59,416
Of what you will do
1389
01:16:00,625 --> 01:16:03,833
So that you won't hurt me
1390
01:16:03,916 --> 01:16:05,958
I will always love you
1391
01:16:06,041 --> 01:16:09,375
I'm stuck on you
And it's for real
1392
01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:13,250
I'm stuck on you
And it's for real
1393
01:16:15,625 --> 01:16:18,000
I'm stuck on you
And it's for real
1394
01:16:19,666 --> 01:16:21,791
Come to me
1395
01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:24,958
Let's be happy
1396
01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:07,333
Clóvis?
1397
01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:44,291
Good afternoon.
1398
01:17:44,875 --> 01:17:50,083
Welcome to this beautiful event.
You make it beautiful.
1399
01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:54,791
I see we have distinguished people here
this afternoon,
1400
01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:58,333
but the star of the event
1401
01:17:58,416 --> 01:18:02,250
is a very rare piece painted by Portinari.
1402
01:18:02,333 --> 01:18:05,208
Let's take a look at it. Please.
1403
01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:15,208
What a beautiful painting.
I've got goosebumps.
1404
01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:18,750
It's been a while
since I've seen a Portinari so up close.
1405
01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:23,208
The owner of this rare piece of art
1406
01:18:23,291 --> 01:18:26,416
is an eminent personality in Brazil,
1407
01:18:27,166 --> 01:18:31,291
Senator Afonso Narcos,
who is here with us today.
1408
01:18:31,375 --> 01:18:33,000
Please, Senator, stand up.
1409
01:18:33,583 --> 01:18:35,458
Nice suit, Senator.
1410
01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:38,416
Thank you. You may sit down.
1411
01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:43,041
The initial bid for our masterpiece,
1412
01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:44,833
stipulated by our appraisers,
1413
01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:46,666
is 800,000 reais.
1414
01:18:47,291 --> 01:18:48,625
Anyone?
1415
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:52,166
A million! Wonderful!
1416
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,750
A million! Who bids more?
1417
01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:58,000
We have an enthusiast
over there, 1,2 million.
1418
01:18:58,083 --> 01:18:59,291
Who bids more?
1419
01:18:59,375 --> 01:19:01,583
1,4 million.
1420
01:19:01,666 --> 01:19:04,166
Get ready, Clóvis. It's time.
1421
01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:06,291
-Fill my glass.
-Ask another waiter.
1422
01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:08,708
Now, Clóvis.
1423
01:19:11,791 --> 01:19:12,625
Lohane, no!
1424
01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:14,458
What are you doing here?
1425
01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:16,875
-What are you doing here?
-Going once…
1426
01:19:16,958 --> 01:19:18,375
How did you get here?
1427
01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,875
I followed you.
1428
01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:23,583
Go away. Trust me, it's for the best.
1429
01:19:25,958 --> 01:19:27,791
Trust you, Clóvis?
1430
01:19:29,041 --> 01:19:30,250
What are you hiding?
1431
01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:33,958
I'm hiding you from the cops. Go away.
1432
01:19:34,625 --> 01:19:35,541
Excuse me.
1433
01:19:36,125 --> 01:19:39,708
Who bids more? 2,3 million over there.
1434
01:19:39,791 --> 01:19:40,958
Anyone?
1435
01:19:42,166 --> 01:19:45,083
2,6 million reais.
1436
01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:47,375
Anyone? 2,8 million.
1437
01:19:47,458 --> 01:19:49,250
It's a very close race.
1438
01:19:49,333 --> 01:19:50,500
Who bids more?
1439
01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:52,500
Three million over here!
1440
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:56,000
The guy who bought it from me
is buying it again?
1441
01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:57,333
What are you up to?
1442
01:19:57,416 --> 01:20:02,125
Sold to the gentleman here.
Congratulations.
1443
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,666
Let's hear it for him.
1444
01:20:04,750 --> 01:20:07,041
I can't explain now. Go away!
1445
01:20:07,125 --> 01:20:09,458
Not until you explain everything.
1446
01:20:09,541 --> 01:20:11,375
You're getting in my way. Go!
1447
01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:13,875
Stop!
1448
01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:15,375
Just for a minute.
1449
01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:17,166
I have something for you.
1450
01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:20,333
Why is a waiter interrupting the auction?
1451
01:20:20,416 --> 01:20:23,250
And some people say
people don't appreciate art.
1452
01:20:23,333 --> 01:20:27,916
Do you plan on bidding?
Did you sign up for the event?
1453
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,500
I'm not here for that.
1454
01:20:29,583 --> 01:20:31,375
I'm here to make an offer.
1455
01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:35,958
If this painting is worth three million,
then tell me something.
1456
01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:39,541
How much is this one worth?
1457
01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:43,291
What? A fake replica?
1458
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:47,041
Which one? Mine or the Senator's?
1459
01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:48,708
Or both?
1460
01:20:48,791 --> 01:20:50,208
Which one is faker?
1461
01:20:51,166 --> 01:20:54,791
-Arrest him, deputy.
-He is insane! Security!
1462
01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:58,000
Attention, everyone. The auction is over!
1463
01:20:59,916 --> 01:21:00,958
What?
1464
01:21:01,041 --> 01:21:02,000
What's going on?
1465
01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:04,875
Please leave
in a calm and organized manner.
1466
01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:06,583
I'll get your statements.
1467
01:21:07,125 --> 01:21:09,333
Not you, Senator. Wait a minute.
1468
01:21:09,416 --> 01:21:11,083
Wait a minute, yeah.
1469
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:12,500
Stop right there.
1470
01:21:12,583 --> 01:21:14,833
Senator, I'm the police chief.
1471
01:21:15,333 --> 01:21:16,791
I apologize, sir,
1472
01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:21,208
but I've received a tip
about a money laundering scheme
1473
01:21:21,291 --> 01:21:23,000
involving your painting.
1474
01:21:23,083 --> 01:21:24,833
Not that it means you're involved,
1475
01:21:24,916 --> 01:21:28,000
but there is evidence
that this painting is fake.
1476
01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:32,125
Deputy, I am a federal senator.
1477
01:21:32,208 --> 01:21:34,125
I have jurisdiction privileges.
1478
01:21:34,208 --> 01:21:35,708
-Really?
-Don't worry.
1479
01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:39,208
I will do everything I can
to clarify this situation.
1480
01:21:40,083 --> 01:21:41,250
Allow me.
1481
01:21:41,333 --> 01:21:43,708
He paid 50 thousand for the painting,
1482
01:21:43,791 --> 01:21:46,583
so he would get
three million for it legally.
1483
01:21:46,666 --> 01:21:51,083
Dirty money of unknown provenance
would get into his account legally.
1484
01:21:51,166 --> 01:21:55,875
Deputy, please,
you can speak to my lawyers.
1485
01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:59,333
-I trust the justice system.
-You won't arrest him?
1486
01:21:59,416 --> 01:22:01,541
-Arrest him! I'll do it, then.
-No!
1487
01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:04,291
-You're hurting me!
-I'll make a citizen's arrest!
1488
01:22:04,375 --> 01:22:06,083
-Arrest him, dude!
-Chief.
1489
01:22:06,166 --> 01:22:07,666
What's going on, Clóvis?
1490
01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:08,958
No, not her.
1491
01:22:09,041 --> 01:22:11,208
The Senator gets to walk, but she doesn't?
1492
01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:12,875
It is what it is.
1493
01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:17,208
You promised a money-laundering scheme
with fake paintings and a senator.
1494
01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:19,375
Senators are untouchable. Who's left?
1495
01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:21,416
The counterfeiter and the receiver.
1496
01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:25,291
Don't you know
that the weakest always goes to the wall?
1497
01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:29,500
-That wasn't the deal!
-I made a deal with you.
1498
01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:31,666
You brought her into it.
1499
01:22:31,750 --> 01:22:34,458
If you had told me the truth,
I would've helped.
1500
01:22:34,541 --> 01:22:36,375
I can't go back empty-handed.
1501
01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:39,708
I need to think about my promotion.
1502
01:22:39,791 --> 01:22:40,791
Right?
1503
01:22:42,250 --> 01:22:43,125
Take her.
1504
01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,250
She's a decent person.
1505
01:22:45,333 --> 01:22:47,041
She works. She has a trailer.
1506
01:22:47,125 --> 01:22:47,958
I do.
1507
01:22:48,041 --> 01:22:50,708
She is a fighter. I made her do it.
1508
01:22:50,791 --> 01:22:53,958
You said it was all set and good to go.
1509
01:22:54,041 --> 01:22:56,166
I told you I'm a liability.
1510
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:04,166
You can use it all against me,
but let her go.
1511
01:23:04,250 --> 01:23:07,750
Take me away from society and mankind…
1512
01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:12,208
but don't take the only person I love.
1513
01:23:16,541 --> 01:23:20,125
What is this, a soap opera? What are you?
1514
01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:22,541
-Siblings.
-Siblings.
1515
01:23:47,666 --> 01:23:52,375
{\an8}18 MONTHS LATER
1516
01:23:56,916 --> 01:23:59,166
I served my time, all right?
1517
01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:01,208
The court, on the other hand,
1518
01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:05,666
sentenced me to eight years in prison,
but gradually reduced my sentence.
1519
01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:10,791
It was initially reduced for helping
to solve the crime I committed myself.
1520
01:24:10,875 --> 01:24:12,875
Then, it was reduced even more.
1521
01:24:12,958 --> 01:24:15,041
There were so many appeals,
1522
01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:18,583
that I think I was released
with some credits with the law.
1523
01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:22,000
And if you think my sentence was short,
1524
01:24:22,083 --> 01:24:24,125
even with all the evidence,
1525
01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:26,416
the Senator got away with everything.
1526
01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:36,250
I can't believe it!
1527
01:24:41,375 --> 01:24:44,083
GET THE GRIFT
1528
01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:54,041
Here you go.
1529
01:24:54,125 --> 01:24:58,125
The Double Scam comes with two burgers,
cheese, lettuce and tomato.
1530
01:24:58,208 --> 01:25:02,333
The Jailbird comes with a chicken patty
and our special sauce.
1531
01:25:02,416 --> 01:25:04,708
The Vegan Fraud tastes like meat,
1532
01:25:04,791 --> 01:25:07,083
but it's eggplant with barbecue sauce.
1533
01:25:07,166 --> 01:25:09,833
And the Crooks' Salad is made with tofu.
1534
01:25:09,916 --> 01:25:11,666
-I don't like it.
-I do.
1535
01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:12,916
-Really?
-Sure.
1536
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:14,291
-Make that two.
-Two?
1537
01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:16,791
Two Crooks' Salads, Lohane!
1538
01:25:16,875 --> 01:25:18,291
Coming right up!
1539
01:25:23,625 --> 01:25:26,166
Now this is a good napkin! It's great!
1540
01:25:26,250 --> 01:25:29,958
I'm proud to serve
good products to my clients.
1541
01:25:30,041 --> 01:25:32,166
Here we have barbecue and mayo.
1542
01:25:32,250 --> 01:25:34,125
Real mayo. It's to die for.
1543
01:25:34,208 --> 01:25:35,375
-Enjoy!
-Thank you.
1544
01:25:35,458 --> 01:25:38,041
Crooks' Salad never made anybody sick.
1545
01:25:38,125 --> 01:25:40,166
Some things are way worse.
1546
01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:42,250
Don't be lazy, Clóvis!
1547
01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:43,833
Get back to work, honey!
1548
01:25:44,541 --> 01:25:47,083
-We gotta pay the bills.
-But I am working!
1549
01:25:47,166 --> 01:25:49,458
Can't you see that? I am working.
1550
01:25:49,541 --> 01:25:53,458
Would you like anything else?
See, I'm working.
1551
01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:56,666
Go make your sandwiches.
1552
01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:08,041
{\an8}Write down that she had
a Brazilwood phase.
1553
01:26:15,541 --> 01:26:17,000
{\an8}Unbelievable.
1554
01:26:17,083 --> 01:26:21,000
{\an8}Impressionists paint
their impression of reality, of beauty.
1555
01:26:23,916 --> 01:26:25,625
{\an8}-It's boring.
-It's boring.
1556
01:26:25,708 --> 01:26:26,916
{\an8}Did you come out?
1557
01:26:27,708 --> 01:26:28,875
{\an8}Are you out yet?
1558
01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:40,708
{\an8}Cheese-Lohane, Chicken-Lohane,
Lohane-Salad and Ho--
1559
01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:43,333
{\an8}"Holane!"
1560
01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:45,250
{\an8}Start from the top.
1561
01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:46,166
{\an8}Try again.
1562
01:26:47,083 --> 01:26:49,791
{\an8}Yes, I don't have a permit,
I can't sell food,
1563
01:26:49,875 --> 01:26:52,666
{\an8}but you can't, you can't…
1564
01:26:54,833 --> 01:26:56,666
{\an8}-Wait!
-Let's go back now!
1565
01:26:56,750 --> 01:26:58,750
{\an8}-This party is great!
-It sucks!
1566
01:26:58,833 --> 01:27:00,166
{\an8}Wait, dude!
1567
01:27:00,250 --> 01:27:02,458
{\an8}Let me go. Why are we leaving?
1568
01:27:02,541 --> 01:27:03,625
{\an8}Let's go back!
1569
01:27:03,708 --> 01:27:05,458
{\an8}-Wait, stay here with me.
-Let go.
1570
01:27:05,541 --> 01:27:09,541
{\an8}-Let go of my arm!
-I won't!
1571
01:27:10,666 --> 01:27:11,750
{\an8}Let's go to sleep.
1572
01:27:26,583 --> 01:27:27,666
{\an8}I'm trying.
1573
01:27:30,625 --> 01:27:32,541
{\an8}The Air Force sent us here,
1574
01:27:32,625 --> 01:27:35,166
{\an8}and you send us back to the Air Force?
1575
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,625
{\an8}What should we do?
1576
01:27:39,166 --> 01:27:42,916
{\an8}-You serve fake mayonnaise…
-Be careful!
1577
01:27:44,625 --> 01:27:45,541
{\an8}It's loose.
1578
01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:47,625
{\an8}For God's sake, don't do that.
1579
01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:54,583
{\an8}I wanted to be a doctor.
1580
01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:57,833
{\an8}The problem is
1581
01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:01,541
{\an8}between my current self
and my doctor self is…
1582
01:28:02,375 --> 01:28:03,375
{\an8}Sorry.
1583
01:28:10,375 --> 01:28:13,458
{\an8}-Make that two.
-Two? Two Salad…
1584
01:28:18,916 --> 01:28:19,750
{\an8}Bye!
1585
01:28:20,250 --> 01:28:21,500
{\an8}You dropped your mic.
1586
01:28:25,291 --> 01:28:28,750
{\an8}And listen, if I survival…
1587
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,125
{\an8}-If I "survival."
-If I "survival."
1588
01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:36,375
{\an8}Our last scam together, a big one.
1589
01:28:36,458 --> 01:28:38,041
{\an8}I knew it, you know?
1590
01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:40,208
{\an8}I knew it…
1591
01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:45,125
{\an8}I knew it, you know?