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(upbeat music)

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- [Toddrick] Man, my pops
told me life could get crazy,

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but who knew, this shit could go down.

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In life you've got two
choices, left or right?

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Not in this goddamn new millennial world.

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You can go inside, up,
down, to the corner,

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lean, tilt, all types of shit.

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And every move you make is
one you're going to pay for.

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I'm just trying to get the less bill.

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This is how it all started.

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This is me, Toddrick Franks, big toot.

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Ladies call me Teddy Todd.

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You know, life was good for a
small time hustler like myself

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until I ran into Quanita's boyfriend

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that just got out of prison.

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He thinks I'm her new booty.

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So he want to kill my ass.

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Now I'm on the run.

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Broke, stanky socks, all that.

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(hip hop beats)

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(hip hop beats)

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This is Quanita's boyfriend,

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Tyrone, ex convict, mentally
ill, ADHD headed motherfucker.

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(horn honking)

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- Well, I was headed to your
pad and stuff like that.

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Damn, watch that shit, homeboy.

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Hey, oh, hey, hold on, babe.

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This motherfucker.

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Hey, hey bro.
- Whoa, whoa, calm down.

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- What's up with you homie?
What you doin nigger?

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- Well, I was about to say sorry,

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but nigger you need to calm down.

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- I'm having a bad day, bro.

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Bad, nigga, I'm fresh out homeboy.

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- Fresh out of what?

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- I'm fresh out, nigga,
I'm fresh out nigga.

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- The liquor store?

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- It don't matter, nigga.
- Okay.

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- Shit, you got any weed?

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- Nah, I don't, I don't
smoke weed no more.

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- Shit, you look like you do.

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Look at your outfit, man.

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This motherfucker look like you

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on Sherm Sticks or something.
- Sherm Sticks.

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- I mean, I don't know you
homeboy, but you owe me a beer.

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- Okay, I'm a get you.
- I need a beer.

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How you gunna get a beer though?

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- I get you the beer Wednesday.

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- How you gunna get the beer nigger?

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- I don't, I don't.

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- How you get a beer? No I
can't wait till Wednesday.

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- But I'm not going to the store.

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- Nigger, that's a whole
nother motherfuckin'' week.

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- I was going, actually
I was going this way.

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- Nigger seem like you
confused and shit like that.

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- Cause you make me
nervous nigger, damn, I.

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- This is Jay, another nigga
responsible for my predicament,

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working at target.

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Or more like fuckin' around and at Target.

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(metal clanging)

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(horn honking)
- Out the way bitch.

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- So here's dusty,
motherfucker got razor bumps

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up on your mother fuckin' neck

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and all that other bullshit going on,

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but you goin bump into my beer nigga.

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This beer costs more than your outfit.

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- Okay.

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- Your shit look drunk.

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God damn, what you got
to tone motherfuckin'

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fake ass Nike's, what
the fuck is them psyches?

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Wow.

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- He made me so nervous. I
was shaking and laughing.

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Made me pee in my
underwear, at the same time.

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I couldn't get away.
- Hold on, no you didn't.

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- You ain't got the Dodge
Avengers on there huh.

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Dodge Avenger Adidas.

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Hey, but next time you walk
past real nigga's like me,

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hey man, watch that shit nigga.

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Hey, 'cause niggas like
me knock your head off.

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I ain't even lying, know what I'm sayin',

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that's some bullshit homie.

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Hey, peace though nigga.

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(hip hop music)

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You know what I'm saying,
this motherfucker over here

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bump into a stranger
man, had to roast his,

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takin' the shit and I'm
gunna call you back though,

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you know what I'm saying, it's a trip.

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Yeah, I'm almost near you.

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Yeah, so a check this out homeboy.

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- You came back.
- Hell yeah nigga.

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I got problems nigga.

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I got problems. I can't
even drink my beer.

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This motherfucker quarter gone and shit.

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(hip hop music)

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- I got the chicken, it's finger lickin'.

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I got the chicken, it's finger lickin'.

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I got the chicken, it's finger lickin'.

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I got the chicken, chicken, chicken.

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Ooo, break it down now.

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(robot beeping)

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Chicken, chicken,

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chick, chick, chick, chick, chicken.

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Chicken, chicken (giggles).

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Yeah, see how that look.

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You know what I'm sayin. Aite.

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TikTok famous bitch.

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- Nigga.
- It's just.

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- It was all foam that came out.

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I don't give a fuck nigga,

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foam equals liquid to nigga,

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so when you bump into a nigga,

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you bumped me hella hard to nigga.

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- You out here drinkin and walkin.

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- I don't give a fuck,

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I don't give a fuck nigga,
I'm from the hood nigga.

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That's how we do it nigga.

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You supposed to walk
the opposite side nigga,

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man, I don't give a fuck about
your candy lane licking ass

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motherfucker.

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- I am at a level that
I can not take the day.

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- Nigga I don't give a fuck
about what you can't take.

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Nigga you gonna buy me
a beer. Like I told you.

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Nigga I don't know what
the fuck you going to do

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with these weak knuckles.

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- Look I ain't got time for this man.

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- I love it (finger clicking)

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I love it (finger clicking)

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I gotta get back to work.

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Ripping.

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- But you had drank half of that.

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I don't give a fuck
how much I drank nigga.

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- You not goin punk me.

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- Nigga you just got
punked. You flexing either.

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You gonna get me a beer nigga,
you gonna ger me a beer.

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I don't give a fuck, hey,
you better be prepared nigga.

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- It's not even that type of party.

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Why you putting your beer down?

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(skin slapping)

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- Nigga, now you owe me somethin homie,

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you owe me somethin nigga

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- I don't owe you anythin.
- You owe me somethin nigga.

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You owe me somethin nigga.

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(skin slapping)

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- (panting) Help me.

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He punched me in the back,
who punches in the back?

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(puffy) Who punches people in the back?

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(gasps) Fuck.

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I don't know who the fuck that was.

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Who punches in the God damn back huh?

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That's like breaking the code.

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Oh shit, he's coming back.

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(gasping) Look man, I said sorry.

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What do you want?

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This isn't even in the hood.

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- You don't want to see me nigga.

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- Owe my fingers.

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- She don't want to see me nigga.

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Fuck your fingers nigga.

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She don't want to see me
cause of your punk ass.

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Hey homeboy.

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- Thickem.

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How you doing?

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Do you need help with anything.

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- I'm okay.

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- I'm at your service, young lady.

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- Thank you.

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- I see you a tryin to
get your a bleach on.

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I feel you, I like to
be very clean myself.

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I'm a holler at you.

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Girl you thick as hell, as thick as hell.

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- God damn man, hold on.

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Hey man.

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- I got beat the fuck up,

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crawln, look for my mama like a baby.

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- You kinda fucked up my day homeboy.

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Nah, you kind of fucked
up my day little nigga.

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You know what I'm saying?

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My girlfriend don't want to see me

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and your motherfuckin',

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chucky cheese reject looking
ass is on the fuckin' ground,

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looking like a motherfuckin'
God damn sewer rat

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from New York.

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Nigga with some motherfuckin'
street clothes on.

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What the fuck you nigga,

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shredder with a motherfuckin'
Afro-American haircut nigga.

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The fuck, nigga where
the fuck you going nigga.

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See you got, you got hurt.

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I'm over here singing songs like

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"By my self, if you was
with me now, oh yeah."

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But see, I can't sing that shit no more.

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Cause you fucked me up.

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I'm gonna have to get me a
pack of Newports, homeboy.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Hey, you know what we going
re interate the ground nigga.

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I told you, I told you, I can't do shit

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because you fuck my date up nigga.

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Look, look, look, it's been a long

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motherfuckin' time for me.

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And I ain't seen her in since,

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nigga since God knows when.

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Nigga she been my bitch
nigga since high school.

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- I didn't.

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- You gunna fuck that up for me.

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"By myself, if you was
with me now, oh girl."

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I can't sing that shit no more.

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- I don't think she.

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- I can't sing that shit no more nigga.

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Nigga I done left her like

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12 motherfuckin' messages and shit

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and my bitch won't pick up
my motherfuckin' phone calls

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' cause you of your fuckin'.
- This nigga got me crawln.

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- Nigga get the.
- This was a bruise,

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of my pride, my manhood.

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I got nothin' left.

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All I was thinking at the time was

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I gotta get the fuck out of town.

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- Get your ass back down
on the ground nigga,

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I ain't done talkin.

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(crying)

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You know what I'm saying?

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I can't even sing a
motherfuckin' good song

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on that cheap ass couch that I
paid for from Wallmart nigga.

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- I didn't even know the
Beatles was out no more.

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Blink-182 y'all done.

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(mumbles) blew the vans
off of these bitches.

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Oh shit, victim.

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Alright, alright, here we go, here we go.

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Back on the crime.

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(hip hop music)

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How you doin?

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- Good, how are you?

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- Oh, I love your glasses.

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- Nigga I ain't seen Quanita

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in a long motherfuckin' time nigga.

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Long mother.
- Nigga, Quanita nigga.

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- Nigga yeah, Quanita nigga.

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What's wrong with you nigga?

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How you know her name nigga,
how you know my bride nigga?

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- I don't know her.

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- How you doing my bride nigga?

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I ain't seen that bitch in 10 years nigga.

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That's, you know that's my
motherfuckin' wife, right?

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- I don't, I don't.

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- That's my shit, we got married nigga.

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And she was giving me all
these commissary notes

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and all this other shit,

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but you gonna talk some
weak shit like that.

250
00:10:17.405 --> 00:10:18.367
- I don't know Quanita man.

251
00:10:18.367 --> 00:10:19.780
- How you know, how you
know, how you know my,

252
00:10:19.780 --> 00:10:21.175
how you know her, how you know her nigga?

253
00:10:21.175 --> 00:10:22.622
- I don't, I just sayin her name?

254
00:10:22.622 --> 00:10:23.585
- How you know my baby.

255
00:10:23.585 --> 00:10:24.418
- I just.
- How you know her?

256
00:10:24.418 --> 00:10:25.597
- I heard about it.

257
00:10:25.597 --> 00:10:26.784
- That's some bull shit nigga.

258
00:10:26.784 --> 00:10:27.853
Are you fuckin'?

259
00:10:27.853 --> 00:10:28.795
- Na, na, no.

260
00:10:28.795 --> 00:10:29.969
- Na. Who's you though?

261
00:10:29.969 --> 00:10:31.326
- Not anymore.
- Who's you?

262
00:10:31.326 --> 00:10:33.436
- I was not never.
- What, not anymore.

263
00:10:33.436 --> 00:10:35.009
- Please.
- Oh man, nah, you owe.

264
00:10:35.009 --> 00:10:36.785
Nah nigga you owe me some.

265
00:10:36.785 --> 00:10:39.221
- Runnin into Quanita's
boyfriend ex boyfriend

266
00:10:39.221 --> 00:10:40.805
or whatever the fuck he is.

267
00:10:40.805 --> 00:10:43.822
He didn't know who I was until.

268
00:10:43.822 --> 00:10:45.034
- Whata you mean you know Quanita?

269
00:10:45.034 --> 00:10:46.548
- I just heard.
- How you know Quanita?

270
00:10:46.548 --> 00:10:48.997
- She had an ad on Craigslist
for furniture and I was goin.

271
00:10:48.997 --> 00:10:50.315
- Ad on Craigslist, oh nigga y'all.

272
00:10:50.315 --> 00:10:52.163
Y'all tellin secrets and shit.

273
00:10:52.163 --> 00:10:53.625
Don't you don't know nothin' about.

274
00:10:53.625 --> 00:10:54.553
- She didn't respond to ad.

275
00:10:54.553 --> 00:10:55.996
- She didn't tell you about me?

276
00:10:55.996 --> 00:10:57.314
- Well she did say
something about you, but.

277
00:10:57.314 --> 00:10:58.743
- What'd she say about me then?

278
00:10:58.743 --> 00:11:00.752
- That you're fine young fella.

279
00:11:00.752 --> 00:11:03.004
- Okay, what else, what else she say?

280
00:11:03.004 --> 00:11:04.585
- I'm interested, come on I'm
inquisitive about the shit.

281
00:11:04.585 --> 00:11:06.993
- She can't wait for you to
get out and rub her feet.

282
00:11:06.993 --> 00:11:08.421
- What else, what else she
say? Keep that shit rollin.

283
00:11:08.421 --> 00:11:11.228
- She said she got these two
boils on the back of the neck

284
00:11:11.228 --> 00:11:12.315
and she knows that you.

285
00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:17.667
And there she is, Sage Lee. Damn

286
00:11:19.296 --> 00:11:20.917
A little asian with all that body.

287
00:11:20.917 --> 00:11:23.665
Make me wanna shoot like a
shotty, bang, bang, bang.

288
00:11:23.665 --> 00:11:26.655
Anyway, that's the women with the plan.

289
00:11:26.655 --> 00:11:29.723
The one who set me up with
this whole entire deal

290
00:11:29.723 --> 00:11:32.447
and this shit don't go down
the way it's supposed to

291
00:11:32.447 --> 00:11:33.280
blame her.

292
00:11:35.112 --> 00:11:37.220
- Okay, you don't know
her butt naked do you.

293
00:11:37.220 --> 00:11:38.053
- But naked.

294
00:11:38.053 --> 00:11:38.886
- Yeah. Did you touch her?

295
00:11:38.886 --> 00:11:42.069
- I didn't, no. She might've been, no.

296
00:11:42.069 --> 00:11:43.236
- She like you nigga?

297
00:11:43.236 --> 00:11:45.553
- She don't even know
me like that, too well.

298
00:11:45.553 --> 00:11:46.386
- And you didn't hit it.

299
00:11:46.386 --> 00:11:47.842
- I didn't for a long time.

300
00:11:47.842 --> 00:11:49.446
- 'Cause five seconds ago
you just said you, you,

301
00:11:49.446 --> 00:11:50.663
you didn't but you did, which one,

302
00:11:50.663 --> 00:11:51.880
I'm kind of fucked up here, you know.

303
00:11:51.880 --> 00:11:54.045
I've been goin for a while, but.

304
00:11:54.045 --> 00:11:56.212
- Okay, well tell Quanita.

305
00:11:57.742 --> 00:11:59.087
- Nigga what about my baby mama?

306
00:11:59.087 --> 00:12:00.818
- I wish her well, I wish you both well.

307
00:12:00.818 --> 00:12:03.638
If you do get married I'm
comin to the weddin, okay.

308
00:12:03.638 --> 00:12:05.619
- Nigga I don't need you at no
motherfuckin' weddin, nigga.

309
00:12:05.619 --> 00:12:09.057
I don't need you around no
motherfuckin' Quanita neitha.

310
00:12:09.057 --> 00:12:10.848
Are you going to call
her up? If you know her?

311
00:12:10.848 --> 00:12:11.681
You know something about her?

312
00:12:11.681 --> 00:12:12.514
- I know her.

313
00:12:12.514 --> 00:12:13.546
- No, you goin to get on
this motherfuckin' phone

314
00:12:13.546 --> 00:12:14.757
and call her up right now nigga.

315
00:12:14.757 --> 00:12:15.684
- I can't call Quanita.

316
00:12:15.684 --> 00:12:17.049
- Yeah you gunna call her on this phone.

317
00:12:17.049 --> 00:12:18.690
You gonna call her, talk to her right now.

318
00:12:18.690 --> 00:12:20.193
Here hold on nigga.

319
00:12:20.193 --> 00:12:21.072
- I don't know.

320
00:12:21.072 --> 00:12:23.825
- She ain't answerin
my motherfuckin' call.

321
00:12:23.825 --> 00:12:26.419
She ain't answerin my motherfuckin' call.

322
00:12:26.419 --> 00:12:29.529
- [Quanita] Hello.
- Hey Quanita.

323
00:12:29.529 --> 00:12:31.080
- What she say nigga?

324
00:12:31.080 --> 00:12:33.523
- It's it's it's me. I'm
with your baby daddy.

325
00:12:33.523 --> 00:12:35.558
- Hey baby, hey baby, I'm
out, I'm out, I'm out.

326
00:12:35.558 --> 00:12:36.787
I was tryin to call you.

327
00:12:36.787 --> 00:12:38.369
I have to have one of
your neighbors call me.

328
00:12:38.369 --> 00:12:39.707
- Did you have this nigga follow me?

329
00:12:39.707 --> 00:12:42.011
- (laughinf) I'm not good looking?

330
00:12:42.011 --> 00:12:45.263
- [Female Shopper] I
don't know, you're pretty.

331
00:12:45.263 --> 00:12:46.978
- Hey, we can make it work.

332
00:12:46.978 --> 00:12:50.039
Older the berry the sweeter the juice.

333
00:12:50.039 --> 00:12:52.021
I thought it was blacker the
berries the sweeter the juice.

334
00:12:52.021 --> 00:12:53.400
- Did you, did you send him?

335
00:12:53.400 --> 00:12:55.274
- Nigga what the fuck you talkin about?

336
00:12:55.274 --> 00:12:56.296
Fuck you talkin about.

337
00:12:56.296 --> 00:12:58.588
- Yeah this is Todd, it's Todd.

338
00:12:58.588 --> 00:13:01.162
Relax, you gunna get me killed
around this motherfucker.

339
00:13:01.162 --> 00:13:02.783
She said that she miss you

340
00:13:02.783 --> 00:13:04.742
and she can't wait to hold your hand.

341
00:13:04.742 --> 00:13:06.711
- Okay, okay nigga you just.

342
00:13:06.711 --> 00:13:09.229
You kinda saved your life though.

343
00:13:09.229 --> 00:13:10.342
- Okay, Cool.

344
00:13:10.342 --> 00:13:12.108
- Answer my motherfucin phone,
I'm out here homeless nigga.

345
00:13:12.108 --> 00:13:14.087
- He said you gotta answer
his phone, he's homeless.

346
00:13:14.087 --> 00:13:15.223
- Yeah, I ain't got nowhere to go.

347
00:13:15.223 --> 00:13:18.327
- He's very violent at this
time, so if you scared.

348
00:13:18.327 --> 00:13:20.421
- I got a job too. I got
a job, just let her know.

349
00:13:20.421 --> 00:13:21.254
- He don't got no job.

350
00:13:21.254 --> 00:13:22.569
- I'm about to be with Amazon.

351
00:13:22.569 --> 00:13:25.244
I'm about to be with Amazon.

352
00:13:25.244 --> 00:13:26.197
- [Toddrick] You ever place an order

353
00:13:26.197 --> 00:13:27.808
at a Chinese restaurant,

354
00:13:27.808 --> 00:13:30.677
but you can't understand them
and they can't understand you,

355
00:13:30.677 --> 00:13:31.990
but you really want them God damn

356
00:13:31.990 --> 00:13:34.531
golden-crispy-fried wontons.

357
00:13:34.531 --> 00:13:37.519
So you walk into that bitch
and start pointing at stuff.

358
00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:40.273
That's what happened to me
and landed me in the lap of

359
00:13:40.273 --> 00:13:43.356
this sexy, sexy, God damn angel, ohh.

360
00:13:45.467 --> 00:13:46.300
Anyway.

361
00:13:47.258 --> 00:13:48.675
She could get it.

362
00:13:49.689 --> 00:13:51.591
She can get it all.

363
00:13:51.591 --> 00:13:54.591
I know you don't want
to see what happened.

364
00:13:54.591 --> 00:13:58.222
So I'm gonna just fast forward
to the part where I finished.

365
00:13:58.222 --> 00:13:59.055
Oh God.

366
00:14:00.238 --> 00:14:01.838
Is this the part?

367
00:14:01.838 --> 00:14:03.240
This is it.

368
00:14:03.240 --> 00:14:04.659
Y'all see all that.

369
00:14:04.659 --> 00:14:06.396
I left my jacket at your house,
I'm gonna need that, right?

370
00:14:06.396 --> 00:14:09.397
- Oh y'all niggas leaving
clothes at each other's house.

371
00:14:09.397 --> 00:14:10.231
- No, no it wasn't even like that.

372
00:14:10.231 --> 00:14:12.857
It's because look, my house,
my package went to her house

373
00:14:12.857 --> 00:14:14.054
and my jacket went to the wrong address.

374
00:14:14.054 --> 00:14:15.832
- I dont understand you, homie.

375
00:14:15.832 --> 00:14:16.665
- Quanita I'll.

376
00:14:16.665 --> 00:14:17.741
- I don't understand you, homie.

377
00:14:17.741 --> 00:14:18.574
- Hold on.

378
00:14:18.574 --> 00:14:19.798
- Nigga, give me my
motherfuckin' phone back.

379
00:14:19.798 --> 00:14:20.997
Hey, what's up Quanita what's up?

380
00:14:20.997 --> 00:14:22.303
You know, I've been out here,

381
00:14:22.303 --> 00:14:24.254
I've been out here calling
you left and right.

382
00:14:24.254 --> 00:14:29.254
And you ain't answering the
phone, none of that shit.

383
00:14:29.455 --> 00:14:32.136
(dramatic music)

384
00:14:32.136 --> 00:14:32.969
Hey homeboy, hey what you,
hey nigga what you say?

385
00:14:32.969 --> 00:14:34.552
Oh I'm a catch you.

386
00:14:36.424 --> 00:14:38.733
(shoes pounding)

387
00:14:38.733 --> 00:14:41.483
(dramatic music)

388
00:14:42.487 --> 00:14:44.355
- I'm a good boy.

389
00:14:44.355 --> 00:14:46.930
- I don't give a fuck about, you gunna do.

390
00:14:46.930 --> 00:14:47.852
- My life.

391
00:14:47.852 --> 00:14:51.019
(fast dramatic music)

392
00:14:57.315 --> 00:14:58.220
- You gunna do this
nigga, you gunna do this.

393
00:14:58.220 --> 00:15:01.275
- That didn't work, it
works in the movies.

394
00:15:27.199 --> 00:15:29.141
(metal clanking)

395
00:15:29.141 --> 00:15:31.734
Why would I put that
down, that's just stupid.

396
00:15:31.734 --> 00:15:34.085
Oh, this shit is happening to fast for me.

397
00:15:34.085 --> 00:15:36.184
I got to plan this out. I've gotta think.

398
00:15:36.184 --> 00:15:37.342
You gotta think.

399
00:15:37.342 --> 00:15:40.642
I will drive, the fuck away from here,

400
00:15:40.642 --> 00:15:42.547
'cause I cannot fight that nigga Tyrone,

401
00:15:42.547 --> 00:15:45.965
and I don't want no business
with no God damn, Quanita.

402
00:15:45.965 --> 00:15:48.069
Believe I let this bitch get
me into trouble like this.

403
00:15:48.069 --> 00:15:51.695
I was just doin my shit,
now I'm down to a suitcase.

404
00:15:51.695 --> 00:15:54.112
With damn near nothin' in it.

405
00:15:54.960 --> 00:15:56.356
Get the fuck out.

406
00:15:56.356 --> 00:15:57.631
Might as well leave it like that though

407
00:15:57.631 --> 00:16:01.131
'cause the motherfucker ain't heavy, shit.

408
00:16:02.265 --> 00:16:04.173
I need a sign.

409
00:16:04.173 --> 00:16:05.006
Do I run?

410
00:16:05.844 --> 00:16:08.807
I mean do I leave, cause it
ain't runnin, I ain't no punk.

411
00:16:08.807 --> 00:16:10.642
Shit going on. Okay.

412
00:16:10.642 --> 00:16:13.198
I don't run from nobody, I'm
saying, but if you get close,

413
00:16:13.198 --> 00:16:14.723
I gotta get the fuck away from you.

414
00:16:14.723 --> 00:16:16.997
- Y'all good over there?

415
00:16:16.997 --> 00:16:18.316
(laughing) Girl, you know
you need some aftershave.

416
00:16:18.316 --> 00:16:20.701
You got all that over there,
you got that over there.

417
00:16:20.701 --> 00:16:22.137
Ooh.

418
00:16:22.137 --> 00:16:24.296
- [Toddrick] The nigga
I'm supposed to kill,

419
00:16:24.296 --> 00:16:25.456
his wife hired me,

420
00:16:25.456 --> 00:16:28.214
but you know what, long story short,

421
00:16:28.214 --> 00:16:30.081
you're going to have to
watch the God damn movie.

422
00:16:30.081 --> 00:16:32.822
But look at him, funky
ass dreads on his head,

423
00:16:32.822 --> 00:16:34.183
lookin like a prison mop.

424
00:16:34.183 --> 00:16:36.448
Looked like somebody just
peed on the top of his shit

425
00:16:36.448 --> 00:16:37.853
and let her dry up in there.

426
00:16:37.853 --> 00:16:40.453
Stanking ass, stank ass nigga.

427
00:16:40.453 --> 00:16:43.368
- In the kitchen (fingers clicking)

428
00:16:43.368 --> 00:16:44.814
- Fuck it, let's make it to this.

429
00:16:44.814 --> 00:16:46.314
To the car, we go.

430
00:16:50.530 --> 00:16:51.971
Just gotta figure out this is.

431
00:16:51.971 --> 00:16:53.176
(phone rings)

432
00:16:53.176 --> 00:16:54.009
My phone.

433
00:16:57.646 --> 00:16:58.479
Hello.

434
00:17:00.104 --> 00:17:00.944
Who is this?

435
00:17:00.944 --> 00:17:04.956
- You don't know who I am, but I know you.

436
00:17:04.956 --> 00:17:07.308
Quanita gave me your number.

437
00:17:07.308 --> 00:17:08.686
- You're friends with Quanita?

438
00:17:08.686 --> 00:17:10.580
- Quanita told me all about you.

439
00:17:10.580 --> 00:17:12.262
I need you to kill somebody.

440
00:17:12.262 --> 00:17:15.131
- Yeah, I can do some
things for some money.

441
00:17:15.131 --> 00:17:16.257
How much we talkin?

442
00:17:16.257 --> 00:17:18.462
- Half a million.

443
00:17:18.462 --> 00:17:19.878
- You sound good all.

444
00:17:19.878 --> 00:17:22.013
Sexy than a motherfucker,
you must look good.

445
00:17:22.013 --> 00:17:25.478
Send me, send me some titties or somein.

446
00:17:25.478 --> 00:17:27.012
No, I'm just saying I can
give a little discount

447
00:17:27.012 --> 00:17:29.320
on what you need me to
do, if I can get some ass.

448
00:17:29.320 --> 00:17:32.863
I know Quanita be with the mad bis. What?

449
00:17:32.863 --> 00:17:34.787
- [Sage Lee] Half a million
dollars, you're set for life.

450
00:17:34.787 --> 00:17:37.620
- Okay. Yeah, I can do it, damn.

451
00:17:37.620 --> 00:17:41.703
I just, ain't trying to
be disrespectful, but.

452
00:17:41.703 --> 00:17:44.260
We got to meet, I'm not just
goin to be doin random shit

453
00:17:44.260 --> 00:17:46.482
for random people, you
know, you sound how you look

454
00:17:46.482 --> 00:17:49.982
why not, why not try, try to make it work.

455
00:17:50.979 --> 00:17:54.090
Ain't nobody goin to do nothin' to you.

456
00:17:54.090 --> 00:17:57.161
You called me to kill somebody, woman.

457
00:17:57.161 --> 00:17:57.996
You know who you talking to?

458
00:17:57.996 --> 00:18:00.576
Because I figured I
know who I'm talking to.

459
00:18:00.576 --> 00:18:01.951
Lets' get this money.

460
00:18:01.951 --> 00:18:03.823
And bring a thong or something.

461
00:18:03.823 --> 00:18:05.632
Because who knows where
the drink might take us?

462
00:18:05.632 --> 00:18:08.015
You drink right? You be drinking.

463
00:18:08.015 --> 00:18:09.682
You drunk right now.

464
00:18:10.712 --> 00:18:12.331
Just touch your nipples or somethin'.

465
00:18:12.331 --> 00:18:14.405
- You nasty, just like my husband.

466
00:18:14.405 --> 00:18:15.918
- I'm just saying this
conversation can be going

467
00:18:15.918 --> 00:18:17.168
in a good spot.

468
00:18:19.109 --> 00:18:20.496
- So, can you do it?

469
00:18:20.496 --> 00:18:22.605
- Yeah, I'll do it.

470
00:18:22.605 --> 00:18:26.189
Quanita's bad business. I
just want to tell you that.

471
00:18:26.189 --> 00:18:28.311
You ain't got to believe me.

472
00:18:28.311 --> 00:18:31.001
(hip hop music)

473
00:18:31.001 --> 00:18:32.935
Make that ass clap though.

474
00:18:32.935 --> 00:18:35.252
Clapity, clap, clapity, clap.

475
00:18:35.252 --> 00:18:37.146
- Okay, all right.

476
00:18:37.146 --> 00:18:39.179
- You're my final destination, baby.

477
00:18:39.179 --> 00:18:41.815
Sweet thang. All right, yeah.

478
00:18:41.815 --> 00:18:44.482
(hip hop music)

479
00:18:47.946 --> 00:18:49.951
Gunna get me some ass
before I get out of town.

480
00:19:02.273 --> 00:19:04.856
(upbeat music)

481
00:19:07.370 --> 00:19:10.416
- This bitch betta have
an ass or somethin.

482
00:19:10.416 --> 00:19:13.108
Soundin all sexy on the phone,
I ain't got no time for this.

483
00:19:13.108 --> 00:19:16.691
Damn you just gonna
open my door like that.

484
00:19:18.454 --> 00:19:19.610
- Hey.
- Hey, yeah.

485
00:19:19.610 --> 00:19:20.549
First time meeting you.

486
00:19:20.549 --> 00:19:22.337
- Took a long time to
get here, I took the bus.

487
00:19:22.337 --> 00:19:24.079
- Kinda comfortable.
- And the train.

488
00:19:24.079 --> 00:19:26.074
My first fuckin' time.

489
00:19:26.074 --> 00:19:27.907
- You almost got shot.

490
00:19:29.083 --> 00:19:31.154
You fine as a motherfucka though.

491
00:19:31.154 --> 00:19:33.812
So what we, what we, what we doin?

492
00:19:33.812 --> 00:19:35.484
- I got you somthin all right.

493
00:19:35.484 --> 00:19:39.586
Happy 4th July. Look I took the bus here.

494
00:19:39.586 --> 00:19:41.776
- What you doin catching a
bus? Thought you was a baller.

495
00:19:41.776 --> 00:19:43.588
- First of all, I don't
want to be followed.

496
00:19:43.588 --> 00:19:46.295
And this is some serious shit
that we're talking about.

497
00:19:46.295 --> 00:19:47.693
- You don't want to be followed,
but you took the bus here

498
00:19:47.693 --> 00:19:48.894
with 13 other nigga's on it.

499
00:19:48.894 --> 00:19:49.975
- And what?

500
00:19:49.975 --> 00:19:50.808
- And a driver?

501
00:19:50.808 --> 00:19:52.214
I'm pretty sure somebody knows who you at.

502
00:19:52.214 --> 00:19:53.564
- No, nobody knows who okay.

503
00:19:53.564 --> 00:19:55.694
I turned the GPS off my phone.

504
00:19:55.694 --> 00:19:56.527
Now.

505
00:19:59.225 --> 00:20:01.225
How are you doing today?

506
00:20:03.125 --> 00:20:04.247
- I don't know.

507
00:20:04.247 --> 00:20:06.942
- Look, I need you to get
rid of somebody for me.

508
00:20:06.942 --> 00:20:08.548
- Okay, I can get rid of somebody,

509
00:20:08.548 --> 00:20:10.480
I could definitely hold on to
them titties for you though.

510
00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:12.614
- No. No thanks, all right.

511
00:20:12.614 --> 00:20:14.543
You need to get rid of my husband.

512
00:20:14.543 --> 00:20:15.376
- Okay.

513
00:20:15.376 --> 00:20:16.493
- So we can get his life insurance money.

514
00:20:16.493 --> 00:20:18.434
- Like taking out the trash or something.

515
00:20:18.434 --> 00:20:20.113
What'd he do to you? He beat you?

516
00:20:20.113 --> 00:20:21.749
What'd he do.

517
00:20:21.749 --> 00:20:24.332
- He is the worst husband ever.

518
00:20:25.194 --> 00:20:28.123
Now he has this life insurance policy,

519
00:20:28.123 --> 00:20:30.596
that's worth a million dollars.

520
00:20:30.596 --> 00:20:31.936
- A million dollars?

521
00:20:31.936 --> 00:20:34.603
Okay. Well I can help with that.

522
00:20:35.972 --> 00:20:37.601
(grunting)

523
00:20:37.601 --> 00:20:40.434
(eagle squawking)

524
00:20:43.641 --> 00:20:45.084
- What the hell are you doing?

525
00:20:45.084 --> 00:20:47.323
- I'm sorry, I just, sometimes in my head

526
00:20:47.323 --> 00:20:49.569
I've been thinking about
our future endeavors

527
00:20:49.569 --> 00:20:51.819
and them two titties, I
meant you, let's do it.

528
00:20:51.819 --> 00:20:52.694
- No.

529
00:20:52.694 --> 00:20:54.945
- What, I thought you
said you was goin do it.

530
00:20:54.945 --> 00:20:56.495
- I didn't say that. Did I say that?

531
00:20:56.495 --> 00:20:57.368
- We meet in the parking lot,

532
00:20:57.368 --> 00:20:58.603
I don't know what was going on.

533
00:20:58.603 --> 00:20:59.785
Maybe we should just get.
- No, were not.

534
00:20:59.785 --> 00:21:03.463
Get that zipper back on, okay.
You're not doing all that.

535
00:21:03.463 --> 00:21:06.796
Look I don't have a lot of time, it's a.

536
00:21:08.262 --> 00:21:10.423
You know, I'm not tryn'a be.

537
00:21:10.423 --> 00:21:13.112
- You kinda paranoid, you on drugs?

538
00:21:13.112 --> 00:21:13.945
- No.

539
00:21:13.945 --> 00:21:15.094
- You gotta be on drugs.

540
00:21:15.094 --> 00:21:17.503
- We are doing some criminal
activities right now.

541
00:21:17.503 --> 00:21:18.744
Talking about killing somebody,

542
00:21:18.744 --> 00:21:19.695
planning on killing somebody.

543
00:21:19.695 --> 00:21:22.151
- You talkin about killin
somebody. I'm just listening.

544
00:21:22.151 --> 00:21:23.116
- And you're gunna do it.

545
00:21:23.116 --> 00:21:24.637
- I'm not going to jail for nobody.

546
00:21:24.637 --> 00:21:26.077
- So you're not going to do
it. Is that what you said?

547
00:21:26.077 --> 00:21:27.544
- I said I'm not gunna go
to jail? I'm goin do it.

548
00:21:27.544 --> 00:21:29.794
- Listen. Is this a rental?

549
00:21:30.974 --> 00:21:32.289
- No, its not a rental.

550
00:21:32.289 --> 00:21:33.650
Stop it.
- Shit.

551
00:21:33.650 --> 00:21:34.962
- Okay, I gotta go.

552
00:21:34.962 --> 00:21:37.036
(hand slapping)

553
00:21:37.036 --> 00:21:38.531
- You at least drop
you off at the bus stop

554
00:21:38.531 --> 00:21:39.733
or you gunna, you gunna walk from here?

555
00:21:39.733 --> 00:21:41.458
- I guess you can drop
me off at the bus stop.

556
00:21:41.458 --> 00:21:43.474
- You know what, you're
right, you should walk.

557
00:21:43.474 --> 00:21:47.032
You definitely should walk.
Okay, get out of my car.

558
00:21:47.032 --> 00:21:48.139
We getting paid in cash?

559
00:21:48.139 --> 00:21:50.388
Cause I don't have any
of those cash apps and.

560
00:21:50.388 --> 00:21:52.311
- Yeah, whatever you want.
- Googles and shit.

561
00:21:52.311 --> 00:21:53.831
- All right
- Okay.

562
00:21:53.831 --> 00:21:55.751
It was nice seeing you.
- Call me later.

563
00:21:55.751 --> 00:21:58.418
(hip hop music)

564
00:22:01.673 --> 00:22:04.585
- Oh man, five more minutes,

565
00:22:04.585 --> 00:22:08.131
out this bitch, its been
a long ass five minutes.

566
00:22:08.131 --> 00:22:10.039
How's it going RG.

567
00:22:10.039 --> 00:22:12.456
(fast drums)

568
00:22:16.586 --> 00:22:20.169
Ooh, fresh out this
motherfucker. Fuck you.

569
00:22:21.072 --> 00:22:21.905
Ha, hey.

570
00:22:25.336 --> 00:22:26.586
What's up baby?

571
00:22:27.519 --> 00:22:30.644
How you doing? You know what I'm sayin?

572
00:22:30.644 --> 00:22:32.232
How you doin sexy mama?

573
00:22:32.232 --> 00:22:35.846
Looking good in your leopard skin, ha.

574
00:22:35.846 --> 00:22:37.082
Let me call wifey.

575
00:22:37.082 --> 00:22:40.165
What's up sexy mama, what you wearin?

576
00:22:42.685 --> 00:22:44.992
Come on baby. Why you
got to play me like that?

577
00:22:44.992 --> 00:22:47.459
I just want to lick at the
crest between your toes.

578
00:22:47.459 --> 00:22:48.628
Can I do that?

579
00:22:48.628 --> 00:22:51.295
- Get your ass home and show me.

580
00:22:54.486 --> 00:22:55.319
(Jay laughing)

581
00:22:55.319 --> 00:22:57.118
Now you talkin' my language.

582
00:22:57.118 --> 00:22:59.625
Alright, daddy gunna be home in a minute.

583
00:22:59.625 --> 00:23:02.375
Call me daddy, call me daddy hoe.

584
00:23:03.707 --> 00:23:04.849
Alright, alright.

585
00:23:04.849 --> 00:23:06.895
- Did you get my shit?

586
00:23:06.895 --> 00:23:08.808
- Yeah, I got everything on the list.

587
00:23:08.808 --> 00:23:10.824
I got, I got everything on the list.

588
00:23:10.824 --> 00:23:14.423
(person chatting)

589
00:23:14.423 --> 00:23:15.506
- Excuse you.

590
00:23:17.217 --> 00:23:18.549
- Get off the phone nigga.

591
00:23:18.549 --> 00:23:19.632
- Okay. Okay.

592
00:23:23.065 --> 00:23:23.898
Damn.

593
00:23:26.250 --> 00:23:28.545
Ooh, about to get some pussy.

594
00:23:28.545 --> 00:23:31.047
Oh no, you didn't just touch me.

595
00:23:31.047 --> 00:23:32.655
- First of all nigga, check ya tone.

596
00:23:32.655 --> 00:23:34.157
- First of all, what's
up with your stick dog

597
00:23:34.157 --> 00:23:35.594
and I ain't buying nothin' you sellin'.

598
00:23:35.594 --> 00:23:37.151
- Calm down, I'm trying to help you out.

599
00:23:37.151 --> 00:23:39.548
You got a flat tire, man.

600
00:23:39.548 --> 00:23:42.668
- My front. How do you
even know what car I'm in?

601
00:23:42.668 --> 00:23:44.570
- That one over there.
- What you talkin about?

602
00:23:44.570 --> 00:23:46.595
(loud bang)

603
00:23:46.595 --> 00:23:49.496
It's okay, it's okay, I know him.

604
00:23:49.496 --> 00:23:50.579
We're playin.

605
00:23:52.232 --> 00:23:53.793
Fuck, get your big ass up.

606
00:23:53.793 --> 00:23:54.698
(grunting)

607
00:24:01.791 --> 00:24:05.708
Shit, don't fart nigga,
don't fart, don't fart.

608
00:24:11.994 --> 00:24:13.407
(fabric rustling)

609
00:24:13.407 --> 00:24:16.157
(metal clanking)

610
00:24:17.686 --> 00:24:21.186
(heavy breathing)

611
00:24:42.730 --> 00:24:44.933
- [Toddrick] And that right
there is the dirty fake cop.

612
00:24:44.933 --> 00:24:46.673
Lieutenant Mike Miller.

613
00:24:46.673 --> 00:24:50.148
Oh, freaky, booty touchy,
dirty ass white man.

614
00:24:50.148 --> 00:24:52.565
Got a BBW black bitch fetish.

615
00:24:53.700 --> 00:24:58.200
- Let's see what's going on
in the neighborhood today.

616
00:25:00.030 --> 00:25:04.613
Morning, afternoon, whatever (laughs).

617
00:25:08.137 --> 00:25:10.387
Yeah, good day to be alive.

618
00:25:13.108 --> 00:25:16.108
Lets see what we can get into today.

619
00:25:17.888 --> 00:25:20.404
- How you want it done? Do
you want me to choke him out?

620
00:25:20.404 --> 00:25:23.824
You won't drop him down?
With the whole smother thing.

621
00:25:23.824 --> 00:25:25.194
You want me to tie him up?

622
00:25:25.194 --> 00:25:28.773
- Put him in the trunk and
cut up his body? All right.

623
00:25:28.773 --> 00:25:31.230
Take a picture and send
it to me. Let me know.

624
00:25:31.230 --> 00:25:32.536
- I'm not doing no labor work.

625
00:25:32.536 --> 00:25:33.763
I'm not cuttin' no God damn body.

626
00:25:33.763 --> 00:25:34.680
- Burn him.

627
00:25:36.183 --> 00:25:38.777
- Not in my God damn car. Where
I'm supposed to burn him at?

628
00:25:38.777 --> 00:25:41.045
- In the park somewhere,
put him in a trashcan.

629
00:25:41.045 --> 00:25:42.697
- Well that works for me.
- Shoot the motherfucker.

630
00:25:42.697 --> 00:25:45.330
And make sure he bleeds.
Make sure he records it.

631
00:25:45.330 --> 00:25:47.340
And then send it to me.

632
00:25:47.340 --> 00:25:48.942
- Yeah. Not from my phone,

633
00:25:48.942 --> 00:25:51.845
but I can show you what
the body is once I'm done.

634
00:25:51.845 --> 00:25:52.909
- Yup.

635
00:25:52.909 --> 00:25:55.784
- Okay, but can I see your body first?

636
00:25:55.784 --> 00:25:56.617
- No.

637
00:25:56.617 --> 00:25:57.881
(crickets chirping)

638
00:25:57.881 --> 00:26:00.881
(suspenseful music)

639
00:26:04.417 --> 00:26:05.750
- What the fuck.

640
00:26:07.481 --> 00:26:08.989
Hey.

641
00:26:08.989 --> 00:26:10.523
Hey.

642
00:26:10.523 --> 00:26:12.248
Get me out this bitch.

643
00:26:12.248 --> 00:26:13.858
Oh, I need some water.

644
00:26:13.858 --> 00:26:15.175
(screams)

645
00:26:15.175 --> 00:26:16.508
Help.

646
00:26:16.508 --> 00:26:17.341
Help.

647
00:26:18.408 --> 00:26:22.919
Fuck, oh, nigga, no (crying).

648
00:26:22.919 --> 00:26:26.282
Just don't do me in the
booty, I got hemorrhoids.

649
00:26:26.282 --> 00:26:28.438
I can't take it.

650
00:26:28.438 --> 00:26:32.479
Hey, hey I'm claustrophobic
nigga, let me out this bitch.

651
00:26:32.479 --> 00:26:34.646
- [Toddrick] Hey, hey,
hey, shut the fuck up man.

652
00:26:34.646 --> 00:26:37.375
This is a God damn CRV
you got enough trunk room.

653
00:26:37.375 --> 00:26:39.661
I didn't even tie your fuckin'
legs. You can set up bitch.

654
00:26:39.661 --> 00:26:41.686
(hip hop music)

655
00:26:41.686 --> 00:26:43.362
- [Jay] Fuck man, why you
got me back out here man,

656
00:26:43.362 --> 00:26:44.521
I ain't got no money.

657
00:26:44.521 --> 00:26:47.604
- Damn it (mutters).

658
00:26:48.721 --> 00:26:50.279
(tapping glass)

659
00:26:50.279 --> 00:26:51.696
Shut the fuck up.

660
00:26:52.985 --> 00:26:55.219
God damn it nigga, if you
don't shut the fuck up,

661
00:26:55.219 --> 00:26:56.979
I'm gunna have to gag ya.

662
00:26:56.979 --> 00:26:57.812
- Fuck that,

663
00:26:57.812 --> 00:27:01.155
why you got me tied up
in this motherfucker dog?

664
00:27:01.155 --> 00:27:04.325
If there's money you want
my EBT card in my wallet.

665
00:27:04.325 --> 00:27:07.143
- If I wanted money, I would
have just robbed your ass.

666
00:27:07.143 --> 00:27:08.795
This is a kidnapping.

667
00:27:08.795 --> 00:27:10.222
I'm gonna need you to
get that through your

668
00:27:10.222 --> 00:27:11.055
motherfuckin' head.

669
00:27:11.055 --> 00:27:12.397
You have been kidnapped.
You have been tied up.

670
00:27:12.397 --> 00:27:13.858
You're lucky, ain't nothin'
happened to you yet,

671
00:27:13.858 --> 00:27:15.123
but it seems like it's going to happen.

672
00:27:15.123 --> 00:27:16.331
Cause you won't shut the fuck up.

673
00:27:16.331 --> 00:27:18.030
- Nigga, I got a big knot
in the back of my head,

674
00:27:18.030 --> 00:27:19.520
as big as your God damn eyeballs.

675
00:27:19.520 --> 00:27:20.934
- You still talkin, okay.
- Hold on, hold on.

676
00:27:20.934 --> 00:27:22.095
- Close the trunk now.

677
00:27:22.095 --> 00:27:23.276
- [Jay] Hey man, don't do me like this.

678
00:27:23.276 --> 00:27:27.349
Oh, come on man. This
is black on black crime.

679
00:27:27.349 --> 00:27:30.282
Come on man this black on black crime.

680
00:27:30.282 --> 00:27:31.181
What the fuck.

681
00:27:31.181 --> 00:27:33.848
(hip hop music)

682
00:27:43.284 --> 00:27:46.687
- Gunna be some nice ham out today.

683
00:27:46.687 --> 00:27:48.909
I wana see some booties twerkin.

684
00:27:48.909 --> 00:27:50.159
Asses jiggling.

685
00:27:51.933 --> 00:27:52.922
Yeah.

686
00:27:52.922 --> 00:27:55.752
Get my swerve on a a little bit maybe, oh.

687
00:27:55.752 --> 00:27:58.252
(dance music)

688
00:28:10.870 --> 00:28:14.537
- Hey man, the police
are gonna find me bro.

689
00:28:16.716 --> 00:28:19.841
Look bro, I'm very popular. The
police is gonna find me man.

690
00:28:19.841 --> 00:28:20.866
You're not going to get away with it.

691
00:28:20.866 --> 00:28:21.699
- The police is gonna find you.

692
00:28:21.699 --> 00:28:23.499
- Yeah, bra totally.

693
00:28:23.499 --> 00:28:26.609
- What the hell is this? You're a cop?

694
00:28:26.609 --> 00:28:27.844
- It's my badge nigga.

695
00:28:27.844 --> 00:28:29.459
I'm the police. And I already found you.

696
00:28:29.459 --> 00:28:32.625
- What the fuck, come on dog.

697
00:28:32.625 --> 00:28:33.801
Special forces.

698
00:28:33.801 --> 00:28:35.056
- [Toddtick] Yeah. Watch your head.

699
00:28:35.056 --> 00:28:36.552
- You do look a little special.

700
00:28:36.552 --> 00:28:37.968
- You know that saying,

701
00:28:37.968 --> 00:28:40.220
"Once you go black, you
will never go back."

702
00:28:40.220 --> 00:28:41.865
(crickets chirping)

703
00:28:41.865 --> 00:28:43.296
You know how I feel about that?

704
00:28:43.296 --> 00:28:45.708
Once you go black, you
want to get on crack.

705
00:28:45.708 --> 00:28:47.376
(crickets chirping)

706
00:28:47.376 --> 00:28:49.017
- That means, okay.

707
00:28:49.017 --> 00:28:50.605
- And I want to get on crack.

708
00:28:50.605 --> 00:28:52.305
- That's the opioid addiction talkin.

709
00:28:52.305 --> 00:28:56.133
- No, he makes me want to get on drugs.

710
00:28:56.133 --> 00:28:58.383
(grunting)

711
00:28:59.591 --> 00:29:00.424
- Fuck.

712
00:29:01.647 --> 00:29:02.814
Wait a minute.

713
00:29:04.862 --> 00:29:09.373
He didn't take my phone.
Stupid motherfucker.

714
00:29:09.373 --> 00:29:12.873
Got you now nigga. Get the fuck outa here.

715
00:29:14.058 --> 00:29:15.141
Hello. Hello.

716
00:29:17.662 --> 00:29:22.009
Hey, hey, I think I'm
being kidnapped, bro.

717
00:29:22.009 --> 00:29:24.176
I need you to come get me.

718
00:29:26.126 --> 00:29:27.427
I don't know where I am nigga.

719
00:29:27.427 --> 00:29:31.522
I'm moving in a fuckin'g
car. Just come get me.

720
00:29:31.522 --> 00:29:35.522
I got an iPhone. I'm gonna
drop you my location.

721
00:29:37.697 --> 00:29:38.681
Um, fuck.

722
00:29:38.681 --> 00:29:40.061
- Hey, who the fuck are you talking to?

723
00:29:40.061 --> 00:29:43.471
- Oh shit, nigga I got no phone.

724
00:29:43.471 --> 00:29:45.341
Oh, God Damn it.

725
00:29:45.341 --> 00:29:46.987
- Give me that.
- Come on.

726
00:29:46.987 --> 00:29:49.048
(plastic breaking)

727
00:29:49.048 --> 00:29:50.623
Hey, I was on the phone.

728
00:29:50.623 --> 00:29:53.339
- [Toddrick] Look, if you
don't shut the fuck up,

729
00:29:53.339 --> 00:29:54.172
I'm gunna kill you.

730
00:29:54.172 --> 00:29:55.672
That's what I'm gonna do.

731
00:29:55.672 --> 00:29:57.598
- Look bro, this must be your first time.

732
00:29:57.598 --> 00:29:58.984
Cause you've sure is new to this.

733
00:29:58.984 --> 00:30:01.467
- Just because I forgot
to gag your stupid ass,

734
00:30:01.467 --> 00:30:02.446
and fuckin' take your phone,

735
00:30:02.446 --> 00:30:04.483
don't mean I won't shoot
you in the God damn head.

736
00:30:04.483 --> 00:30:05.510
- Hey, hey, hey, you got it.

737
00:30:05.510 --> 00:30:07.129
- Shit.

738
00:30:07.129 --> 00:30:08.738
(muttering)

739
00:30:08.738 --> 00:30:10.579
Dead fuckin' palm tree on your head.

740
00:30:10.579 --> 00:30:11.414
I fuckin', oow.

741
00:30:11.414 --> 00:30:13.058
- [Jay] I know you aint
talkin bout nobody's hair.

742
00:30:33.495 --> 00:30:36.003
- We all go wants and needs, don't we?

743
00:30:36.003 --> 00:30:37.836
- Really what's yours?

744
00:30:39.507 --> 00:30:41.757
- I need money. Lots of it.

745
00:30:43.267 --> 00:30:46.422
- I got money dog, I can get you money.

746
00:31:02.833 --> 00:31:05.420
(hip hop music)

747
00:31:17.391 --> 00:31:19.982
- [Toddrick] You got killer
boobies, I just wanna touch em.

748
00:31:19.982 --> 00:31:23.231
- (cackles) I want the God damn money.

749
00:31:23.231 --> 00:31:24.220
- (Toddrick gasps)

750
00:31:24.220 --> 00:31:26.053
- Money, money, money.

751
00:31:26.974 --> 00:31:28.623
- Oh, I got it.
- It's what I want.

752
00:31:28.623 --> 00:31:30.931
So, not matter how he acted,
that million dollars put his.

753
00:31:30.931 --> 00:31:31.853
Okay, I'm with it.

754
00:31:31.853 --> 00:31:33.734
- No not really, It was more so he was,

755
00:31:33.734 --> 00:31:36.191
he started to be a whore.

756
00:31:36.191 --> 00:31:37.520
A little slut.

757
00:31:37.520 --> 00:31:38.497
- [Toddrick] Okay.

758
00:31:38.497 --> 00:31:40.164
- He is such a slut.

759
00:31:42.584 --> 00:31:44.140
- [Toddrick] You like wall sex?

760
00:31:44.140 --> 00:31:46.557
(jazz music)

761
00:31:47.833 --> 00:31:50.906
(screeching)

762
00:31:50.906 --> 00:31:53.706
- No, I don't like any kind of animal sex.

763
00:31:53.706 --> 00:31:54.539
- [Toddrick] Animal sex?

764
00:31:54.539 --> 00:31:56.562
- And your not Nigerian, okay.

765
00:31:56.562 --> 00:32:00.710
I once had sex with a
Nigerian and they were rough.

766
00:32:00.710 --> 00:32:02.526
Like (screeching)

767
00:32:02.526 --> 00:32:04.229
(squealing).

768
00:32:04.229 --> 00:32:05.381
- [Toddrick] You want some jungle dick,

769
00:32:05.381 --> 00:32:06.680
is that what you talkin about?

770
00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:07.838
- (laughs)

771
00:32:14.098 --> 00:32:16.576
- Hey, hey come on let's talk
about this real quick dog.

772
00:32:16.576 --> 00:32:18.098
- Get your ass back in.
- Hey, hey, hey.

773
00:32:18.098 --> 00:32:19.160
You ain't gotta do all that, come on man,

774
00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:20.526
lets talk about this.

775
00:32:20.526 --> 00:32:22.503
You can let a brother go.

776
00:32:22.503 --> 00:32:23.812
- [Toddrick] Half the money
you probably talking bout,

777
00:32:23.812 --> 00:32:24.645
ain't big enough for me.

778
00:32:24.645 --> 00:32:26.835
I'm talking about set for life money, boy.

779
00:32:26.835 --> 00:32:28.749
- Come on nigga.

780
00:32:28.749 --> 00:32:30.729
Like where are you going
to get that from me,

781
00:32:30.729 --> 00:32:31.958
I just work at Target.

782
00:32:31.958 --> 00:32:33.498
- [Toddrick] It's called life insurance.

783
00:32:33.498 --> 00:32:35.334
You're worth a milli sleep.

784
00:32:35.334 --> 00:32:37.215
- Nigga, I'm awake.

785
00:32:37.215 --> 00:32:38.597
- [Toddrick] Dead fool.

786
00:32:38.597 --> 00:32:39.430
- All right.

787
00:32:39.430 --> 00:32:41.813
Alright, alright, alright, hold on.

788
00:32:41.813 --> 00:32:43.872
Hold on nigga, shit.

789
00:32:43.872 --> 00:32:47.103
Now you gunna have real fuckin' luck

790
00:32:47.103 --> 00:32:49.816
trying to get that from my wife, buddy.

791
00:32:49.816 --> 00:32:53.149
(laughing) Yo dumb ass.

792
00:32:55.520 --> 00:32:58.779
Hey, how the fuck you
know I got life insurance

793
00:32:58.779 --> 00:32:59.696
in the first place?

794
00:32:59.696 --> 00:33:00.650
- [Toddrick] Bingo.

795
00:33:00.650 --> 00:33:01.723
I mean what'd he do to you

796
00:33:01.723 --> 00:33:04.510
to make you got to want to kill him?

797
00:33:04.510 --> 00:33:07.093
- He is the worst husband ever.

798
00:33:08.878 --> 00:33:13.873
He's broke, he works at
Target, he talks too much,

799
00:33:13.873 --> 00:33:18.290
he's a cheater, he's a
womanizer, he's a thief, he's.

800
00:33:22.286 --> 00:33:25.857
- [Toddrick] God damn, who
you married to Ike Turner?

801
00:33:25.857 --> 00:33:28.357
- So I need to get rid of him.

802
00:33:29.485 --> 00:33:31.690
- [Toddrick] Okay, well
I can help you with that.

803
00:33:38.425 --> 00:33:40.224
- Oh, that bitch.

804
00:33:44.153 --> 00:33:46.998
Well She ain't getting
her toes lick no more.

805
00:33:46.998 --> 00:33:49.248
You know what, that's okay.

806
00:33:51.043 --> 00:33:52.982
I'm gunna wipe my ass on her toothbrush.

807
00:33:52.982 --> 00:33:56.632
(rustling fabric)

808
00:33:56.632 --> 00:33:59.543
Man I can't believe she did me like this.

809
00:33:59.543 --> 00:34:04.193
Whatever happened to for
better or worse bitch.

810
00:34:04.193 --> 00:34:06.526
- Oh, boo-hoo-hoo-hoo nigga.

811
00:34:07.572 --> 00:34:10.613
Get over this shit, you sad.

812
00:34:10.613 --> 00:34:14.487
- You know, you see the
signs, but you ignore them.

813
00:34:14.487 --> 00:34:16.062
I was wondering why this
bitch didn't want to play

814
00:34:16.062 --> 00:34:17.395
with my eggroll.

815
00:34:18.849 --> 00:34:20.888
- Yup, well, that's all fine and dandy

816
00:34:20.888 --> 00:34:23.314
and too late now because
you married the bitch.

817
00:34:23.314 --> 00:34:25.814
(Jay laughs)

818
00:34:28.193 --> 00:34:29.143
- What's so funny boy?

819
00:34:29.143 --> 00:34:31.496
- [Jay] You mind if I get
comfortable, I just wanna.

820
00:34:31.496 --> 00:34:33.622
- Hey, hey, hey.

821
00:34:33.622 --> 00:34:38.622
- Don't worry I ain't goin
nowhere, I aint goin nowhere.

822
00:34:38.990 --> 00:34:41.357
So, you gunna wana to hear this.

823
00:34:41.357 --> 00:34:43.024
- Spit it out nigga.

824
00:34:44.107 --> 00:34:47.357
- Now, about this life insurance policy

825
00:34:48.376 --> 00:34:50.033
that y'all can conjure up,

826
00:34:50.033 --> 00:34:53.346
and fuckin' wish that out of the sky.

827
00:34:53.346 --> 00:34:56.513
Listen, bro, is this really necessary?

828
00:34:57.669 --> 00:35:02.502
I stopped paying for that life
insurance policy years ago.

829
00:35:03.925 --> 00:35:06.005
- Yous a motherfuckin' liar.

830
00:35:06.005 --> 00:35:09.100
- [Jay] Ain't nobody lying, bro.

831
00:35:09.100 --> 00:35:11.090
- So you telling me,
you ain't worth nothin'.

832
00:35:11.090 --> 00:35:14.056
Now look at this bullshit I done got into.

833
00:35:14.056 --> 00:35:16.521
Kidnap the stinkn nigga,
got him in my car.

834
00:35:16.521 --> 00:35:17.354
- With your dumb ass.

835
00:35:17.354 --> 00:35:18.457
- [Toddrick] Aint no life insurance.

836
00:35:18.457 --> 00:35:20.407
Get your ass back in the
damn trunk right now.

837
00:35:20.407 --> 00:35:23.805
(Jay laughing)

838
00:35:23.805 --> 00:35:25.159
- [Toddrick] So your saying
you're not worth anything.

839
00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:26.583
- Not a God damn thing.

840
00:35:26.583 --> 00:35:28.741
Zilch, zero, nothing.

841
00:35:28.741 --> 00:35:30.101
- [Toddrick] All of this for the money.

842
00:35:30.101 --> 00:35:32.772
And ain't none of it there. Shit.

843
00:35:32.772 --> 00:35:34.631
- nothin', nada.

844
00:35:36.608 --> 00:35:41.525
- [Jay] Yeah, with your dumb ass (laughs).

845
00:35:43.208 --> 00:35:46.092
You lookin real stupid
right about now nigga.

846
00:35:46.092 --> 00:35:48.156
And you ain't got no plan.

847
00:35:48.156 --> 00:35:48.989
- Shut your mouth and
get in the trunk nigga.

848
00:35:48.989 --> 00:35:49.822
- [Jay] Oh God damn nigga
you ain't gotta do all that,

849
00:35:49.822 --> 00:35:50.655
come on.

850
00:35:50.655 --> 00:35:51.488
- [Toddrick] We'll see about that.

851
00:35:51.488 --> 00:35:52.321
- Yeah, we'll see about that

852
00:35:52.321 --> 00:35:54.778
- [Toddrick] Get your monkey
ass in the God damn trunk.

853
00:35:54.778 --> 00:35:57.327
(boot door slams)

854
00:35:57.327 --> 00:35:58.652
- [Jay] You ain't got no money.

855
00:35:58.652 --> 00:36:01.561
You ain't got no money.
You ain't got nobody.

856
00:36:01.561 --> 00:36:04.350
You ain't got nobody (laughs).

857
00:36:04.350 --> 00:36:07.226
(phone ringing)

858
00:36:07.226 --> 00:36:08.059
- Hello?

859
00:36:09.593 --> 00:36:11.891
- When's the last time you
checked your husband's policy?

860
00:36:11.891 --> 00:36:13.808
- I don't know why?

861
00:36:13.808 --> 00:36:16.301
- Because he's saying he doesn't have one.

862
00:36:16.301 --> 00:36:18.626
- Wait, you talked to him.

863
00:36:18.626 --> 00:36:21.709
- Just take the fuckin' policy. Damn.

864
00:36:23.289 --> 00:36:25.813
- Okay, let me pull it up.

865
00:36:25.813 --> 00:36:28.813
(computer clicking)

866
00:36:30.372 --> 00:36:33.031
- Well its not there. Its not there.

867
00:36:33.031 --> 00:36:35.804
It's saying it expired due to nonpayment.

868
00:36:35.804 --> 00:36:36.684
- Shit.

869
00:36:36.684 --> 00:36:38.429
- So the motherfucker didn't pay.

870
00:36:38.429 --> 00:36:39.389
- What?

871
00:36:39.389 --> 00:36:41.989
- Well.
- Just like that we fucked.

872
00:36:41.989 --> 00:36:45.697
- I guess we can call his mother, plan B.

873
00:36:45.697 --> 00:36:47.691
- Call his mama.

874
00:36:47.691 --> 00:36:48.850
What his mama gonna do?

875
00:36:48.850 --> 00:36:51.289
- She loves him the most
and would do anything.

876
00:36:51.289 --> 00:36:52.957
- So his mama gunna me a million dollars.

877
00:36:52.957 --> 00:36:56.464
- Well, more like a hundred K, easy.

878
00:36:56.464 --> 00:36:57.712
- This is bullshit. This.

879
00:36:57.712 --> 00:36:59.674
So this just turn into a
motherfuckin' ransom huh?

880
00:36:59.674 --> 00:37:01.745
- [Sage Lee] Yeah.

881
00:37:01.745 --> 00:37:03.186
- So I ain't gotta kill him?

882
00:37:03.186 --> 00:37:05.252
- [Sage Lee] He's still
gotta go, he talks to muck.

883
00:37:05.252 --> 00:37:07.193
- Well you said I could
do what I wanted to do.

884
00:37:07.193 --> 00:37:08.231
So I figured I could just.

885
00:37:08.231 --> 00:37:09.898
- Just call his mom.

886
00:37:14.295 --> 00:37:17.230
- Go get off my phone then.

887
00:37:17.230 --> 00:37:20.325
You called me, I called you good bye, bye.

888
00:37:20.325 --> 00:37:21.408
Stupid bitch.

889
00:37:24.040 --> 00:37:26.138
Oh fuck what I got myself into.

890
00:37:26.138 --> 00:37:27.442
I supposed to kidnap and kill a nigga

891
00:37:27.442 --> 00:37:29.479
because of some crazy Asian bitch.

892
00:37:29.479 --> 00:37:31.341
I don't know how.

893
00:37:31.341 --> 00:37:34.967
Oh yeah I do, she finer
than a motherfucka.

894
00:37:40.129 --> 00:37:42.796
(hip hop music)

895
00:37:45.551 --> 00:37:47.411
- I just want to be free.

896
00:37:47.411 --> 00:37:48.244
- [Toddrick] Shut the hell up.

897
00:37:48.244 --> 00:37:49.719
- Oh man, what's going on dog?

898
00:37:49.719 --> 00:37:50.552
- Get you ass up.

899
00:37:50.552 --> 00:37:51.501
- Don't kill me. Don't kill me dude.

900
00:37:51.501 --> 00:37:52.481
Don't kill me.

901
00:37:52.481 --> 00:37:55.027
- I'm not going to kill
you, you just got upgraded.

902
00:37:55.027 --> 00:37:55.867
- Oh, for real.

903
00:37:55.867 --> 00:37:58.534
(hip hop music)

904
00:37:59.418 --> 00:38:02.512
Alright, man you ain't
gotta be so damn rough.

905
00:38:02.512 --> 00:38:03.574
Now what's up?

906
00:38:03.574 --> 00:38:04.407
- This is what I want.

907
00:38:04.407 --> 00:38:05.723
You gunna call that food stamp warden,

908
00:38:05.723 --> 00:38:06.694
big butt bitch of a mom of yours

909
00:38:06.694 --> 00:38:08.944
to send me a $155,000 cash.

910
00:38:10.888 --> 00:38:12.229
- No you didn't just
disrespect my mama like that.

911
00:38:12.229 --> 00:38:13.315
- Yes I did.

912
00:38:13.315 --> 00:38:15.009
- No you didn't just disrespect my, aye.

913
00:38:15.009 --> 00:38:17.663
Put the gun down. Let's
talk like gentlemen.

914
00:38:17.663 --> 00:38:18.810
- Get your ass.

915
00:38:18.810 --> 00:38:20.538
- Oh, come on dog, so disrespectful.

916
00:38:20.538 --> 00:38:23.675
- Funky breath ass niggas,
always wanna talk the longest.

917
00:38:23.675 --> 00:38:28.474
Shut the hell up. Shoot
you and your mama nigga.

918
00:38:28.474 --> 00:38:29.645
- Okay bro,

919
00:38:29.645 --> 00:38:31.812
like you know my wife
isn't the smartest wonton

920
00:38:31.812 --> 00:38:33.124
out of the bag, right?

921
00:38:33.124 --> 00:38:33.957
- Well you ain't got to tell me that,

922
00:38:33.957 --> 00:38:35.728
I've been talking to that retarded bitch.

923
00:38:35.728 --> 00:38:38.127
- Okay, so what's up.
Can you let a brother go?

924
00:38:38.127 --> 00:38:40.448
- No. We going to get
the money from your mama.

925
00:38:40.448 --> 00:38:42.985
- My mom is on SSI. I
can't afford her meds.

926
00:38:42.985 --> 00:38:45.130
I work at Target. I'm trying
to get the supervisor job.

927
00:38:45.130 --> 00:38:47.001
- What kinda shit is this?

928
00:38:47.001 --> 00:38:48.844
- Black people problems,
who the fuck is you?

929
00:38:48.844 --> 00:38:50.406
Like is this, is this paint?

930
00:38:50.406 --> 00:38:52.116
- Don't touch me.

931
00:38:52.116 --> 00:38:54.699
- Okay. I should kick your ass.

932
00:38:55.557 --> 00:38:57.273
I really should.

933
00:38:57.273 --> 00:38:59.858
But I know where we can get a big payday.

934
00:38:59.858 --> 00:39:02.058
As long as we split it, 50 50.

935
00:39:02.058 --> 00:39:03.015
- We ain't partners.

936
00:39:03.015 --> 00:39:04.996
If it's enough to split 50 50, then fine.

937
00:39:04.996 --> 00:39:07.329
- It's enough. Now untie me.

938
00:39:08.369 --> 00:39:10.068
Come on man, we partners now.

939
00:39:10.068 --> 00:39:11.153
- I gotta make this run

940
00:39:11.153 --> 00:39:12.388
and you lucky I gotta talk you with me.

941
00:39:12.388 --> 00:39:13.461
- Partners, partners.

942
00:39:13.461 --> 00:39:14.705
- I don't do partners shit.

943
00:39:14.705 --> 00:39:15.847
- Partners don't treat
each other like this.

944
00:39:15.847 --> 00:39:16.942
It's time to be more respectful.

945
00:39:16.942 --> 00:39:17.812
- One partner got the gun.

946
00:39:17.812 --> 00:39:21.966
- Okay? Remember we don't need
that no more, we're partners.

947
00:39:21.966 --> 00:39:22.937
- Just get the fuck out the car.

948
00:39:22.937 --> 00:39:23.770
- Okay.

949
00:39:23.770 --> 00:39:25.027
- Nigga, don't leave my windows down.

950
00:39:25.027 --> 00:39:26.861
What the fuck you doin.

951
00:39:26.861 --> 00:39:28.686
- Aren't we in a white
neighborhood anyway?

952
00:39:40.788 --> 00:39:42.567
- Man I really appreciate the drink.

953
00:39:42.567 --> 00:39:43.400
- Yeah.

954
00:39:43.400 --> 00:39:46.386
- The sent of your mouth
was just fuckin' me up.

955
00:39:46.386 --> 00:39:47.576
- I mean your the one
that put me in the trunk

956
00:39:47.576 --> 00:39:49.157
for like three days.

957
00:39:49.157 --> 00:39:51.046
- It was three hours.

958
00:39:51.046 --> 00:39:52.240
- Felt like a long time for me.

959
00:39:52.240 --> 00:39:53.740
- Your breath so bad for three hours nigga

960
00:39:53.740 --> 00:39:55.495
you need to stop eatin cheese.

961
00:39:55.495 --> 00:39:56.807
- Nigga (mumbles)

962
00:39:56.807 --> 00:39:59.474
(hip hop music)

963
00:40:01.279 --> 00:40:03.606
- I know about you,
Quanita told me about you.

964
00:40:03.606 --> 00:40:05.706
So you stop doing that, Okay.

965
00:40:05.706 --> 00:40:07.645
You get this done and
then you might get some.

966
00:40:07.645 --> 00:40:10.301
- Whatever she said about
me is a motherfuckin' lie.

967
00:40:10.301 --> 00:40:12.276
- [Sage Lee] She didn't
say nothin' bad about you.

968
00:40:12.276 --> 00:40:13.845
Yep, they comin for you.

969
00:40:13.845 --> 00:40:15.852
- You try to set me up. Huh?

970
00:40:15.852 --> 00:40:17.958
You work for Quanita?

971
00:40:17.958 --> 00:40:19.973
- [Sage Lee] I don't work
for no God damn Quanita.

972
00:40:19.973 --> 00:40:20.806
- Okay.

973
00:40:20.806 --> 00:40:21.639
- That bitch works for me.

974
00:40:21.639 --> 00:40:24.582
- Well Quanita said that I did
that shit that I didn't do,

975
00:40:24.582 --> 00:40:26.172
she's a damn liar, okay.

976
00:40:26.172 --> 00:40:29.663
Just know that, happened
one time, never again.

977
00:40:29.663 --> 00:40:31.193
- [Sage Lee] What is it
that you're referring to is?

978
00:40:31.193 --> 00:40:33.485
Cause I don't know what your talkin about.

979
00:40:33.485 --> 00:40:37.402
- Look, she told me that
if I, I ate the booty,

980
00:40:39.041 --> 00:40:41.535
but it wasn't my, it wasn't
my thing, she, she did it.

981
00:40:41.535 --> 00:40:45.412
She put the booty on me.
Is that what she told you?

982
00:40:45.412 --> 00:40:46.524
- [Sage Lee] That's nasty.

983
00:40:46.524 --> 00:40:47.357
- Okay.

984
00:40:47.357 --> 00:40:48.636
- [Sage Lee] Cause she didn't
tell me shit like that.

985
00:40:48.636 --> 00:40:49.528
- Okay, well then.

986
00:40:49.528 --> 00:40:53.611
- [Sage Lee] That's very
personal, T.M.I. T.M.I.

987
00:40:54.525 --> 00:40:56.187
- Wow.

988
00:40:56.187 --> 00:40:58.352
- (Sage Lee cackles)

989
00:40:58.352 --> 00:40:59.950
(crickets chirping)

990
00:40:59.950 --> 00:41:03.367
- You on opioids? Cause that's an opioid.

991
00:41:04.446 --> 00:41:07.529
- (Sage Lee cackles)

992
00:41:08.600 --> 00:41:09.806
(crickets chirping)

993
00:41:09.806 --> 00:41:11.196
- Hello, security.

994
00:41:43.723 --> 00:41:45.686
- This day keeps getting
better and better.

995
00:41:45.686 --> 00:41:49.924
Now tell me your dumb ass
plan, cause I know it's dumb.

996
00:41:49.924 --> 00:41:51.637
- My wife really don't love men, man

997
00:41:51.637 --> 00:41:54.362
- This nigga, talkin
bout his fuckin' wife.

998
00:41:54.362 --> 00:41:56.673
Come on, man, you gotta
get over this shit.

999
00:41:56.673 --> 00:41:59.508
- Get over it. Nigga,
My world is shattered.

1000
00:41:59.508 --> 00:42:00.408
- Man, you coulda been dead.

1001
00:42:00.408 --> 00:42:04.048
- She hired you to kidnap
me and kill me and rob me.

1002
00:42:04.048 --> 00:42:05.966
Like the bitch is dumb.
I ain't got no money.

1003
00:42:05.966 --> 00:42:07.587
- We on to the next shit.

1004
00:42:07.587 --> 00:42:09.817
I got to know what you got
planned for me and my money.

1005
00:42:09.817 --> 00:42:14.701
- No more egg rolls, no more
chow mein, kung pow chicken.

1006
00:42:14.701 --> 00:42:17.284
Who's toes I'm gunna lick? Who?

1007
00:42:18.717 --> 00:42:20.629
- To be honest, I feel kind of bad.

1008
00:42:20.629 --> 00:42:22.000
This is my first kidnapping gig.

1009
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:25.378
- Yeah, no shit. You're
stopping ass, every two and go.

1010
00:42:25.378 --> 00:42:26.886
I noticed.

1011
00:42:26.886 --> 00:42:28.044
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1012
00:42:28.044 --> 00:42:29.682
- I bought my mama into this.

1013
00:42:29.682 --> 00:42:31.360
- She bought your mama into this.

1014
00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:33.021
I knew your mama had no God
damn money from looking at you.

1015
00:42:33.021 --> 00:42:36.957
I was like. This nigga work at Target.

1016
00:42:36.957 --> 00:42:38.734
- Man, she started
acting all like dis-real,

1017
00:42:38.734 --> 00:42:41.452
I don't know if she fuckin'
some uda nigga, or what, like.

1018
00:42:41.452 --> 00:42:43.125
- Maybe its you.

1019
00:42:43.125 --> 00:42:44.277
- Me?

1020
00:42:44.277 --> 00:42:46.740
- Yeah, you knida fuckin' annoying.

1021
00:42:46.740 --> 00:42:50.951
- Na, that can't be it.
Shoulda married a black girl.

1022
00:42:50.951 --> 00:42:52.250
- No, because then you would've been dead.

1023
00:42:52.250 --> 00:42:54.174
She woulda did it herself.

1024
00:42:54.174 --> 00:42:56.904
- But I guess all the murder
is signs of a gold digger,

1025
00:42:56.904 --> 00:43:00.537
two timing, fuckin' cold hearted bitch.

1026
00:43:00.537 --> 00:43:02.854
(hip hop music)

1027
00:43:02.854 --> 00:43:03.945
Couldn't see it.

1028
00:43:03.945 --> 00:43:07.170
(trumpet bleating)

1029
00:43:07.170 --> 00:43:08.948
- If he's at work, he's
flirting with some bitches,

1030
00:43:08.948 --> 00:43:10.953
customers, co-workers, whoever.

1031
00:43:10.953 --> 00:43:11.972
- You know who goes to Targets.

1032
00:43:11.972 --> 00:43:12.861
- They co, they co.

1033
00:43:12.861 --> 00:43:14.783
- The bottom of the barrel,
so you shouldn't even care.

1034
00:43:14.783 --> 00:43:15.616
They be some nasty bitches.

1035
00:43:15.616 --> 00:43:17.169
- No, Targets a nice store.
What the hell you talkin about.

1036
00:43:17.169 --> 00:43:18.468
- Okay well, I didn't say the store was,

1037
00:43:18.468 --> 00:43:20.884
I said who goes there.

1038
00:43:20.884 --> 00:43:22.006
- [Sage Lee] I go there.

1039
00:43:22.006 --> 00:43:24.095
- That's how I felt that you went there,

1040
00:43:24.095 --> 00:43:25.848
cause you didn't like that comment.

1041
00:43:25.848 --> 00:43:26.681
- [Sage Lee] No.

1042
00:43:26.681 --> 00:43:28.123
- Okay, it's cool.

1043
00:43:28.123 --> 00:43:29.958
- Did he, did you meet him.

1044
00:43:29.958 --> 00:43:31.909
- (Sage Lee cackles)

1045
00:43:31.909 --> 00:43:33.769
- You're on opioids?

1046
00:43:33.769 --> 00:43:35.549
You on some Xannies, some Prophylax,

1047
00:43:35.549 --> 00:43:38.713
some Zoloft, and Percocet, Percadime,

1048
00:43:38.713 --> 00:43:40.405
perk-it-ups, purple quarters.

1049
00:43:40.405 --> 00:43:41.238
- All of em.

1050
00:43:41.238 --> 00:43:42.388
- Okay.
- Okay.

1051
00:43:42.388 --> 00:43:45.749
I get it from my grandma, okay.

1052
00:43:45.749 --> 00:43:46.798
That's just how it is.

1053
00:43:46.798 --> 00:43:47.631
- Okay.

1054
00:43:47.631 --> 00:43:50.587
- We need to take all the
drugs so we can calm down.

1055
00:43:50.587 --> 00:43:53.843
Cause we around fucked up
motherfuckers, like you guys,

1056
00:43:53.843 --> 00:43:54.788
especially my husband.

1057
00:43:54.788 --> 00:43:55.788
- Ain't nothin', whatd you.

1058
00:43:55.788 --> 00:43:56.621
- I got married to him,

1059
00:43:56.621 --> 00:43:58.931
cause I thought he was going
to provide, be a provider.

1060
00:43:58.931 --> 00:44:00.307
You know what he turns out to be?

1061
00:44:00.307 --> 00:44:01.140
- Cause you met him at Target.

1062
00:44:01.140 --> 00:44:02.892
- A supplier, okay.

1063
00:44:02.892 --> 00:44:03.935
- Did you meet him at target?

1064
00:44:03.935 --> 00:44:04.768
- No.

1065
00:44:04.768 --> 00:44:05.688
- Where'd you meet him at?

1066
00:44:05.688 --> 00:44:07.436
- Man, I been broken since jail.

1067
00:44:07.436 --> 00:44:10.160
You see where the fuck I work at? Target.

1068
00:44:10.160 --> 00:44:11.648
Tryn' to get my supervisor position,

1069
00:44:11.648 --> 00:44:14.373
but these motherfuckers don't
want to promote a nigga.

1070
00:44:14.373 --> 00:44:17.408
- Damn, that's some cold shit man.

1071
00:44:17.408 --> 00:44:18.643
I was supposed to kill you to,

1072
00:44:18.643 --> 00:44:22.253
that would also be my first,
you know killing issues

1073
00:44:22.253 --> 00:44:23.086
I ever had to, I.

1074
00:44:23.086 --> 00:44:24.532
- You wouldn't have
that on your conscience.

1075
00:44:24.532 --> 00:44:27.101
- Na, I wasn't gonna do
it, I wasn't gonna do it.

1076
00:44:27.101 --> 00:44:28.844
I was gonna fuck you up bro.

1077
00:44:28.844 --> 00:44:30.308
And then make it look like you was dead.

1078
00:44:30.308 --> 00:44:33.154
- You could have tried,
I woulda beat your ass.

1079
00:44:33.154 --> 00:44:34.333
- I gotta gun.

1080
00:44:34.333 --> 00:44:36.217
- That's your only defense.

1081
00:44:36.217 --> 00:44:37.628
- Exactly. That's why I got it.

1082
00:44:37.628 --> 00:44:39.669
- Cause I got these
hands, I'm just saying.

1083
00:44:39.669 --> 00:44:42.128
- Look, you gotta come up with a way,

1084
00:44:42.128 --> 00:44:43.881
look, you in a fucked up position.

1085
00:44:43.881 --> 00:44:46.071
I'm in a fucked up,
more fucked up position.

1086
00:44:46.071 --> 00:44:47.502
- How you in a more fucked up position?

1087
00:44:47.502 --> 00:44:49.335
My wife wants me dead.

1088
00:44:50.378 --> 00:44:52.941
- You have no idea what
I need the money for.

1089
00:44:52.941 --> 00:44:55.947
You got plans to get the
money, all is forgiven.

1090
00:44:55.947 --> 00:44:57.795
We cool, you forgave me already,

1091
00:44:57.795 --> 00:44:59.517
sorry for puttin a gun in your face.

1092
00:44:59.517 --> 00:45:01.246
- I'm not forgiving you.

1093
00:45:01.246 --> 00:45:02.239
- Okay, you ain't got to forgive me,

1094
00:45:02.239 --> 00:45:04.726
but you will tell me
where to get this money.

1095
00:45:04.726 --> 00:45:07.288
- I know that bitch
got it, life insurance,

1096
00:45:07.288 --> 00:45:09.356
we should kill her.

1097
00:45:09.356 --> 00:45:11.174
- [Toddrick] Now you sound
just like you're dumb ass.

1098
00:45:11.174 --> 00:45:13.606
- At the gas station.

1099
00:45:13.606 --> 00:45:14.662
- That's even worse.

1100
00:45:14.662 --> 00:45:16.584
- Oh, he told me he had.
- Did he have a cup or a car?

1101
00:45:16.584 --> 00:45:17.667
Cup or a car?

1102
00:45:19.152 --> 00:45:20.777
- A what?
- "Can I have some change?"

1103
00:45:20.777 --> 00:45:22.305
Or did he have a car?

1104
00:45:22.305 --> 00:45:24.653
- I actually don't know if
he did at the time or not

1105
00:45:24.653 --> 00:45:27.450
because it was moving pretty fast.

1106
00:45:27.450 --> 00:45:29.834
- Can we speed some shit
up then, cause you know.

1107
00:45:29.834 --> 00:45:30.831
- I'm not dating you right now okay.

1108
00:45:30.831 --> 00:45:32.381
- I don't want to date.

1109
00:45:32.381 --> 00:45:33.243
- You called your wife,

1110
00:45:33.243 --> 00:45:34.237
and the bitch didn't answer the phone

1111
00:45:34.237 --> 00:45:35.560
because she was hoping you was dead.

1112
00:45:35.560 --> 00:45:36.393
That's what happened, man?

1113
00:45:36.393 --> 00:45:38.003
- Man fuck that bitch.

1114
00:45:38.003 --> 00:45:38.836
- Now listen.

1115
00:45:38.836 --> 00:45:40.586
- And your dumb plan.

1116
00:45:42.428 --> 00:45:45.927
- Your dumb ass hair style, okay.

1117
00:45:45.927 --> 00:45:50.149
- You really gonna go there.
- Don't say shit about this.

1118
00:45:50.149 --> 00:45:52.453
- You can't go there with your shit.

1119
00:45:52.453 --> 00:45:54.779
I aint seen that since the seventies boy.

1120
00:45:54.779 --> 00:45:57.944
What you talkin about? You at a aye.

1121
00:45:57.944 --> 00:46:00.611
(hip hop music)

1122
00:46:02.290 --> 00:46:04.708
(crying)

1123
00:46:04.708 --> 00:46:06.703
- Alright, we gotta, we gotta leave.

1124
00:46:06.703 --> 00:46:09.370
(hip hop music)

1125
00:46:15.248 --> 00:46:17.272
- Get your ass up off me.

1126
00:46:17.272 --> 00:46:19.939
(hip hop music)

1127
00:46:43.863 --> 00:46:45.969
I been call this bitch and
she aint pickin' up the phone.

1128
00:46:45.969 --> 00:46:47.457
- Cop, cop, cop, cop.

1129
00:46:47.457 --> 00:46:48.290
- [Jay] Cop?

1130
00:46:48.290 --> 00:46:50.201
- [Toddrick] Yeah, cops, cops, cops.

1131
00:46:50.201 --> 00:46:51.409
- Why are you tripping nigga, you a cop.

1132
00:46:51.409 --> 00:46:52.883
Go talk to your buddy, shit.

1133
00:46:52.883 --> 00:46:55.215
I'm pretty sure y'all going to
get some donuts or something.

1134
00:46:55.215 --> 00:46:58.586
Bring me back a chocolate glaze,
and the one with sprinkles.

1135
00:46:58.586 --> 00:46:59.654
- Wow, wow, wow, all the
shit you been through,

1136
00:46:59.654 --> 00:47:01.718
and you still think I'm a fuckin' cop?

1137
00:47:01.718 --> 00:47:02.968
Are you stupid?

1138
00:47:03.953 --> 00:47:06.440
Shut up and be cool, be
cool, be cool, be cool nigga,

1139
00:47:06.440 --> 00:47:07.788
be cool, be cool.

1140
00:47:07.788 --> 00:47:08.861
- I'm good.

1141
00:47:08.861 --> 00:47:11.861
(suspenseful music)

1142
00:47:16.266 --> 00:47:17.719
- How we doing officer?

1143
00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:20.769
- Oh, I'm fine, what you
guys got going on here?

1144
00:47:20.769 --> 00:47:22.868
A little engine trouble.

1145
00:47:22.868 --> 00:47:25.351
- No we chillin, man,
about to roll up some weed,

1146
00:47:25.351 --> 00:47:28.560
kick back, talk about
these hoes, money, clothes.

1147
00:47:28.560 --> 00:47:30.639
- Sir, I was talkin to him.

1148
00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:32.785
- We're good officer just
taking a break from driving.

1149
00:47:32.785 --> 00:47:33.696
That's it.

1150
00:47:33.696 --> 00:47:35.574
- Sir, what is your badge number?

1151
00:47:35.574 --> 00:47:37.220
You tell me you badge number please.

1152
00:47:37.220 --> 00:47:39.410
- Here's my badge number right here, sir.

1153
00:47:39.410 --> 00:47:41.598
Now, if I just get that
license real quick,

1154
00:47:41.598 --> 00:47:43.681
you're on your way.

1155
00:47:43.681 --> 00:47:45.905
- [Jay] All right, Miller.

1156
00:47:45.905 --> 00:47:46.738
- That's right.

1157
00:47:46.738 --> 00:47:47.571
- Alright.

1158
00:47:47.571 --> 00:47:48.404
- I'll be right back.

1159
00:47:48.404 --> 00:47:49.539
- [Toddrick] Please.

1160
00:47:49.539 --> 00:47:52.539
(suspenseful music)

1161
00:47:54.193 --> 00:47:56.420
- [Toddrick] Damn it, we
fuck, fuckin' going to jail.

1162
00:47:56.420 --> 00:47:57.478
We're going to jail.

1163
00:47:57.478 --> 00:47:59.161
- Nigga can calm down. Give me a gun.

1164
00:47:59.161 --> 00:48:00.532
- My gun.

1165
00:48:00.532 --> 00:48:01.473
- Your gun, give it to me.

1166
00:48:01.473 --> 00:48:03.907
- Alright, the motherfuckers fake to.

1167
00:48:03.907 --> 00:48:05.605
Fake badge, fake gun, same shit,

1168
00:48:05.605 --> 00:48:06.804
bout em at the same party store.

1169
00:48:06.804 --> 00:48:09.467
- For real, this whole fuckin' time?

1170
00:48:09.467 --> 00:48:10.561
- What you gunna do?

1171
00:48:10.561 --> 00:48:13.980
- Some gangster shit. Your
ass never gunna learn.

1172
00:48:13.980 --> 00:48:14.813
- Oh shit.

1173
00:48:15.662 --> 00:48:18.176
- Freeze. Get your ass on the ground.

1174
00:48:18.176 --> 00:48:20.228
Yeah, I wana see pavement.

1175
00:48:20.228 --> 00:48:23.649
(suspenseful music)

1176
00:48:23.649 --> 00:48:25.074
Give me this.

1177
00:48:25.074 --> 00:48:26.966
- Wow, wow, wow, what
the hell are you doin?

1178
00:48:26.966 --> 00:48:28.349
Wow, wow, wow, wait, no, no, no, no.

1179
00:48:28.349 --> 00:48:30.083
- Nah, what you mean?
He's a fake fuckin' cop.

1180
00:48:30.083 --> 00:48:32.202
He got the same badge as you bro.

1181
00:48:32.202 --> 00:48:33.935
Yeah, I be peeping shit.

1182
00:48:33.935 --> 00:48:35.008
- Okay. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

1183
00:48:35.008 --> 00:48:35.841
- Bitch.

1184
00:48:35.841 --> 00:48:37.206
- The badge is fake, but I'm a real cop.

1185
00:48:37.206 --> 00:48:38.210
Don't do nothin' stupid now.

1186
00:48:38.210 --> 00:48:39.210
- Nah. Fuck.

1187
00:48:41.615 --> 00:48:42.948
Get your ass on.

1188
00:48:44.531 --> 00:48:45.364
- Get them cuffs on him.

1189
00:48:45.364 --> 00:48:48.398
- A'right, a'right (laughing),
you though you had me.

1190
00:48:48.398 --> 00:48:52.368
- If you a real cop, why
you got a fake badge?

1191
00:48:52.368 --> 00:48:55.209
- Well I keep the fake one
for smart asses like him.

1192
00:48:55.209 --> 00:48:58.274
Like to ask questions,
report wrong doings.

1193
00:48:58.274 --> 00:48:59.901
- Shit, he might be a real cop man.

1194
00:48:59.901 --> 00:49:01.734
- I don't give a fuck.

1195
00:49:02.596 --> 00:49:04.369
Let's just shoot him

1196
00:49:04.369 --> 00:49:07.170
- Cop or not, we're not
gunna fuckin' shoot nobody.

1197
00:49:07.170 --> 00:49:09.255
- Yeah, listen to your buddy.

1198
00:49:09.255 --> 00:49:11.567
- Okay. Let's kick his
ass for being dirty.

1199
00:49:11.567 --> 00:49:13.038
- We should kick his ass for being dirty.

1200
00:49:13.038 --> 00:49:14.430
- Hey look, if you let me go, I promise

1201
00:49:14.430 --> 00:49:16.180
I won't say anything.

1202
00:49:17.240 --> 00:49:18.440
- Trunk.
- Trunk.

1203
00:49:18.440 --> 00:49:19.816
Get your ass in the trunk.

1204
00:49:19.816 --> 00:49:21.008
- Get him in.

1205
00:49:21.008 --> 00:49:22.201
- To damn big for the trunk.

1206
00:49:22.201 --> 00:49:23.375
Plus I don't want to
him sweatin back there.

1207
00:49:23.375 --> 00:49:25.292
Lets put him back seat.

1208
00:49:27.100 --> 00:49:30.049
I'm sorry I had to put you
in the trunk, but this.

1209
00:49:30.049 --> 00:49:31.769
- Why he get the back seat
and he the God damn trunk?

1210
00:49:31.769 --> 00:49:34.901
See that's racism bro. The
white boy get privilege.

1211
00:49:34.901 --> 00:49:38.091
- Just get in the fuckin' car.

1212
00:49:38.091 --> 00:49:39.574
- Damn.

1213
00:49:39.574 --> 00:49:41.543
We just kidnapped a cop,
we done jacked his gun

1214
00:49:41.543 --> 00:49:44.151
and everything, we about
to be on Special Edition.

1215
00:49:44.151 --> 00:49:44.984
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1216
00:49:44.984 --> 00:49:46.994
One we don't even know
if he's a cop or not.

1217
00:49:46.994 --> 00:49:49.078
Two, none of that shit
you talking about is cool.

1218
00:49:49.078 --> 00:49:50.966
- Oh, it was cool when
you was doing it to me.

1219
00:49:50.966 --> 00:49:51.907
- What that's fuckin'g different.

1220
00:49:51.907 --> 00:49:52.911
I got hired to kidnap somebody.

1221
00:49:52.911 --> 00:49:54.787
We just fuckin' ridin kidnapping
white people that's police.

1222
00:49:54.787 --> 00:49:58.736
- That's a dirty ass cop.
We need to rob his ass.

1223
00:49:58.736 --> 00:50:00.968
- Had my whole fuckin' day fucked up.

1224
00:50:00.968 --> 00:50:03.750
I ain't got no honey, no money,
no ass, no crack, nothin'.

1225
00:50:03.750 --> 00:50:06.037
Just a fucked up day.
Trying to kidnap and idot.

1226
00:50:06.037 --> 00:50:08.528
- God damn, I feel like
we on Slim and Queen

1227
00:50:08.528 --> 00:50:09.699
or some shit like that.

1228
00:50:09.699 --> 00:50:11.834
- Na, na, na, na, ain't
no Queen and Slim shit.

1229
00:50:11.834 --> 00:50:15.556
It's more like king and
then slim ass nigga.

1230
00:50:15.556 --> 00:50:17.200
And did you see the movie?

1231
00:50:17.200 --> 00:50:18.253
Both of them motherfucker died.

1232
00:50:18.253 --> 00:50:19.717
And which one of us is the girl?

1233
00:50:19.717 --> 00:50:21.102
- I'm the bitch.

1234
00:50:21.102 --> 00:50:21.940
- Yeah, you goin be the bitch.

1235
00:50:21.940 --> 00:50:23.543
- No, because the nigga
was acting like a bitch

1236
00:50:23.543 --> 00:50:27.094
the whole movie. So I
got balls, You don't.

1237
00:50:27.094 --> 00:50:28.174
- Just shut the fuck up.

1238
00:50:28.174 --> 00:50:30.149
We gotta figure out what to do
with this God damn white boy.

1239
00:50:30.149 --> 00:50:31.816
Just get in the car.

1240
00:50:33.862 --> 00:50:34.766
- Fuck.

1241
00:50:34.766 --> 00:50:37.599
(fast rock music)

1242
00:50:41.283 --> 00:50:43.358
- Look I gotta meet up with my homie.

1243
00:50:43.358 --> 00:50:44.492
He had something on his plate

1244
00:50:44.492 --> 00:50:46.736
before I got the call from your wife.

1245
00:50:46.736 --> 00:50:49.569
(fast rock music)

1246
00:51:05.799 --> 00:51:09.100
Okay, Tank's goin help
me. He's gotta help me.

1247
00:51:09.100 --> 00:51:11.833
Unwillingly, but he always helps.

1248
00:51:11.833 --> 00:51:15.255
See this is my homie from
way, way back in the day.

1249
00:51:15.255 --> 00:51:16.390
You know what they say?

1250
00:51:16.390 --> 00:51:19.559
You can't find a black
person to give you nothin',

1251
00:51:19.559 --> 00:51:22.565
but you can always get something from em.

1252
00:51:22.565 --> 00:51:26.398
I'm at that stage in my
life, here we go Tank.

1253
00:51:27.251 --> 00:51:29.669
- Oh, man, I don't know if
it's good to see you up,

1254
00:51:29.669 --> 00:51:30.560
its kinds late.

1255
00:51:30.560 --> 00:51:33.636
- I know it's kinda late,
but I'm gonna need your help.

1256
00:51:33.636 --> 00:51:35.319
I've been having a crazy motherfuckin' day

1257
00:51:35.319 --> 00:51:36.518
and I just figured

1258
00:51:36.518 --> 00:51:39.518
you my man, and you can help me out.

1259
00:51:40.749 --> 00:51:43.430
- It depends on what type
of help you lookin for man.

1260
00:51:43.430 --> 00:51:45.653
- What it is, is I fucked
around and I kidnapped a nigger.

1261
00:51:45.653 --> 00:51:47.285
I got him in the car. I got a white cop.

1262
00:51:47.285 --> 00:51:48.118
- [Tank] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1263
00:51:48.118 --> 00:51:50.659
- In the back of I'm
stressed the fuck out.

1264
00:51:50.659 --> 00:51:51.986
- [Tank] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

1265
00:51:51.986 --> 00:51:52.819
- I need.

1266
00:51:54.619 --> 00:51:56.036
I need help Tank.

1267
00:51:57.034 --> 00:51:58.881
Atleast let me in to use the bathroom.

1268
00:51:58.881 --> 00:51:59.888
Can I use your bathroom?

1269
00:51:59.888 --> 00:52:02.157
- Ain't you gunna be shittin in my house.

1270
00:52:02.157 --> 00:52:06.740
- [Toddrick] Look, I ain't,
who said I got take a shit.

1271
00:52:07.707 --> 00:52:11.248
- Dude, if you had to pee
you'd be in the bushes.

1272
00:52:11.248 --> 00:52:12.194
If you gunna go in on here, dude.

1273
00:52:12.194 --> 00:52:13.890
Just hurry up, and spray

1274
00:52:13.890 --> 00:52:15.079
and do whatever you going to do, man.

1275
00:52:15.079 --> 00:52:15.912
But just hurry up.

1276
00:52:15.912 --> 00:52:16.924
Try not to talk to my mama.

1277
00:52:16.924 --> 00:52:20.507
If she started talking to
you just don't say nothin'.

1278
00:52:20.507 --> 00:52:23.174
(hip hop music)

1279
00:52:34.312 --> 00:52:36.645
- Which way to the bathroom?

1280
00:52:37.743 --> 00:52:39.781
- The only other door in the building man.

1281
00:52:39.781 --> 00:52:42.975
Just make it fast. You
know what I told you.

1282
00:52:50.766 --> 00:52:52.933
- How you doing, she mama?

1283
00:52:54.401 --> 00:52:57.826
Damn, your mama got a lot
a ass, a lota ass Tank.

1284
00:52:57.826 --> 00:53:00.714
A lot a ass. Now I gotta shit,
I gotta shit, I gotta shit.

1285
00:53:00.714 --> 00:53:03.381
(hip hop music)

1286
00:53:16.827 --> 00:53:17.660
- [Sage Lee] Sagie here, I'm unavailable,

1287
00:53:17.660 --> 00:53:19.243
leave me a message.

1288
00:53:20.345 --> 00:53:22.751
- Look baby, I know you
tried to kill my ass,

1289
00:53:22.751 --> 00:53:27.418
but we can work this out. I
need, call me back, alright.

1290
00:53:35.083 --> 00:53:37.137
- [Sage Lee] Sagie here, I'm unavailable,

1291
00:53:37.137 --> 00:53:38.504
leave me a message.

1292
00:53:38.504 --> 00:53:40.365
- Look baby I miss you, okay.

1293
00:53:40.365 --> 00:53:42.484
Ain't nobody goin make my woton like you?

1294
00:53:42.484 --> 00:53:43.484
Come on now.

1295
00:53:44.825 --> 00:53:47.839
Just let's let's let's try
to work this out, alright.

1296
00:53:47.839 --> 00:53:51.205
For better or worse, baby. Come on.

1297
00:53:51.205 --> 00:53:52.205
Hit me back.

1298
00:53:57.489 --> 00:54:00.067
I'm a try her one more time.

1299
00:54:00.067 --> 00:54:02.121
- [Sage Lee] Sagie here, I'm unavailable,

1300
00:54:02.121 --> 00:54:03.443
leave me a message.

1301
00:54:03.443 --> 00:54:07.001
- Baby its me again, I wish
you would pick up the phone

1302
00:54:07.001 --> 00:54:10.497
so we can talk about this,
like we got married girl,

1303
00:54:10.497 --> 00:54:11.747
like we're one.

1304
00:54:13.906 --> 00:54:14.989
Call me back.

1305
00:54:20.283 --> 00:54:22.783
Okay. I'm a try one more time.

1306
00:54:24.260 --> 00:54:26.369
- [Sage Lee] Sagie here, I'm unavailable,

1307
00:54:26.369 --> 00:54:27.792
leave me a message.

1308
00:54:27.792 --> 00:54:31.426
- Look baby, we've been through so much,

1309
00:54:31.426 --> 00:54:33.426
fuck, you remember when.

1310
00:54:36.540 --> 00:54:39.350
Look just call me back so
we can work this out girl,

1311
00:54:39.350 --> 00:54:41.700
like, come on now, I love you.

1312
00:54:41.700 --> 00:54:42.806
I know you tried to kill my ass,

1313
00:54:42.806 --> 00:54:45.605
but I'm willing to let bygones be bygones.

1314
00:54:45.605 --> 00:54:46.688
Call me back.

1315
00:54:47.977 --> 00:54:50.050
- (laughing) Hey boy,

1316
00:54:50.050 --> 00:54:52.816
I don't think she wanted
to talk to you, man.

1317
00:54:52.816 --> 00:54:57.067
- Man, shut the fuck up.
Ain't nobody ask you.

1318
00:54:57.067 --> 00:54:58.479
If I wanted fake information,

1319
00:54:58.479 --> 00:54:59.854
I would've asked you what the trade market

1320
00:54:59.854 --> 00:55:01.675
gona look like today.

1321
00:55:01.675 --> 00:55:03.889
Baby, come on now.

1322
00:55:03.889 --> 00:55:05.832
- [Sage Lee] Sagie here, I'm unavailable,

1323
00:55:05.832 --> 00:55:07.230
leave me a message.

1324
00:55:07.230 --> 00:55:10.092
- Hit me up baby, like,
you know I can't take this.

1325
00:55:10.092 --> 00:55:12.259
you know you my one. Fuck.

1326
00:55:15.170 --> 00:55:16.254
- Oh, there you go, that's the one,

1327
00:55:16.254 --> 00:55:20.921
she's gotta call you back now (laughs).

1328
00:55:22.256 --> 00:55:24.923
(hip hop music)

1329
00:55:29.398 --> 00:55:32.262
- So what are you doing
now? What's the plan.

1330
00:55:32.262 --> 00:55:34.595
What you gunna do now, what?

1331
00:55:35.509 --> 00:55:37.270
- We get to the house.

1332
00:55:37.270 --> 00:55:40.350
We get the money and we
get the hell out a there.

1333
00:55:40.350 --> 00:55:42.160
- You know my mama's over there right.

1334
00:55:42.160 --> 00:55:44.378
You know she can hear
everything you sayin right.

1335
00:55:44.378 --> 00:55:46.048
- You mama fine a motherfucker to man.

1336
00:55:46.048 --> 00:55:47.631
I just, I thought I'd put that out there.

1337
00:55:47.631 --> 00:55:49.470
I wasn't gunna say nothin'
about your mama but

1338
00:55:49.470 --> 00:55:51.220
she got a lot of ass.

1339
00:55:52.511 --> 00:55:55.848
And a that's not, I didn't
come over to see you mama.

1340
00:55:55.848 --> 00:55:59.181
I mean, if she up, we can a, na, that's.

1341
00:56:00.503 --> 00:56:01.817
Apparently you stopped selling drugs

1342
00:56:01.817 --> 00:56:03.135
because you still live with your mama.

1343
00:56:03.135 --> 00:56:04.639
- Oh mama I don't sell drugs.

1344
00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:07.387
- Cause I figured one
of y'all would move out.

1345
00:56:07.387 --> 00:56:09.969
You be livin in a one
bedroom wit your mama.

1346
00:56:09.969 --> 00:56:11.213
Where you sleep at?

1347
00:56:11.213 --> 00:56:13.770
(hip hop music)

1348
00:56:13.770 --> 00:56:15.250
Have you ever heard of layin low?

1349
00:56:15.250 --> 00:56:16.469
- No, nigga I'm not layin low.

1350
00:56:16.469 --> 00:56:17.791
- Cause this is low as it get.

1351
00:56:17.791 --> 00:56:21.209
Cause you in here wit your
mama. That's some low shit.

1352
00:56:21.209 --> 00:56:23.045
You can't even have bitches over here.

1353
00:56:23.045 --> 00:56:24.714
My ma find this bitch.

1354
00:56:24.714 --> 00:56:26.732
Y'all need to put some windows
in that bathroom though.

1355
00:56:26.732 --> 00:56:29.696
Cause I think your mama went before me.

1356
00:56:29.696 --> 00:56:32.684
Cause it was smelln pretty
bad already, that aint on me.

1357
00:57:12.402 --> 00:57:14.652
(groaning)

1358
00:57:16.366 --> 00:57:18.638
- Damn it, left my keys in the car.

1359
00:57:18.638 --> 00:57:20.213
(metal clinking)

1360
00:57:20.213 --> 00:57:22.713
Damn, child proof locks. Fuck.

1361
00:57:24.142 --> 00:57:26.671
(grunting) These fuckin'g
idiots. Oh my God.

1362
00:57:26.671 --> 00:57:27.987
Fuck my life.

1363
00:57:27.987 --> 00:57:30.737
(dramatic music)

1364
00:57:31.947 --> 00:57:33.775
(groaning)

1365
00:57:33.775 --> 00:57:36.442
(hip hop music)

1366
00:57:37.681 --> 00:57:41.264
(playful orchestral music)

1367
00:57:45.970 --> 00:57:49.463
(car door clicking)

1368
00:57:49.463 --> 00:57:51.397
- What the hell are you doing?

1369
00:57:51.397 --> 00:57:54.201
- (coughing) God damn, did
you just karate chop me?

1370
00:57:54.201 --> 00:57:55.512
- I know, you're not fuckin' sleeping

1371
00:57:55.512 --> 00:57:56.759
while the mother sitting in the back seat.

1372
00:57:56.759 --> 00:57:58.865
You got all the windows
open. He coulda escape.

1373
00:57:58.865 --> 00:58:02.247
- Fuck, dog. Look, look let's
just take him to the hotel.

1374
00:58:02.247 --> 00:58:03.953
- Hotel. We got a hotel booked somewhere?

1375
00:58:03.953 --> 00:58:05.808
We have no money.

1376
00:58:05.808 --> 00:58:07.539
- [Jay] You are the brokest nigga I know.

1377
00:58:07.539 --> 00:58:09.409
- [Toddrick] And I robbed
the brokest nigga I met.

1378
00:58:09.409 --> 00:58:10.346
- [Jay] That's crazy.

1379
00:58:10.346 --> 00:58:12.493
- Hey guys. I got a suggestion.

1380
00:58:12.493 --> 00:58:14.321
Why don't you take me to my house?

1381
00:58:14.321 --> 00:58:16.398
- Why in the fuck would we do that?

1382
00:58:16.398 --> 00:58:17.959
- You have money problems, right?

1383
00:58:17.959 --> 00:58:19.885
I got money, cash at my house.

1384
00:58:19.885 --> 00:58:21.634
- [Jay] How much are we
talking about, white boy?

1385
00:58:21.634 --> 00:58:22.551
- $250,000.

1386
00:58:24.447 --> 00:58:26.197
- 250,000.
- $250,000.

1387
00:58:28.457 --> 00:58:33.457
(gasps) Nigga we back up,
baby we back up baby, I mean.

1388
00:58:34.631 --> 00:58:36.703
- [Jay] Now why the fuck would he have

1389
00:58:36.703 --> 00:58:38.139
that much amount of money?

1390
00:58:38.139 --> 00:58:39.852
- [Toddrick] Cause he's not a fuckin' cop.

1391
00:58:39.852 --> 00:58:41.623
- [Jay] Nigga, you said he was
a cop, now you flip-floppin.

1392
00:58:41.623 --> 00:58:42.951
- [Toddrick] That's before
I knew he had some money.

1393
00:58:42.951 --> 00:58:44.557
250,000 is way too much for you.

1394
00:58:44.557 --> 00:58:46.940
What'd you doing with that kind of shit?

1395
00:58:46.940 --> 00:58:48.942
- Hey look, you want to ask questions.

1396
00:58:48.942 --> 00:58:50.321
You want to take me to my
house and get the money?

1397
00:58:50.321 --> 00:58:52.789
Let me go, call it a day, what do you say.

1398
00:58:52.789 --> 00:58:53.737
- [Toddrick] Man, I don't trust him.

1399
00:58:53.737 --> 00:58:55.340
I can't, I don't think we can trust him.

1400
00:58:55.340 --> 00:58:56.722
- Man, I barely trust your ass.

1401
00:58:56.722 --> 00:58:58.541
Look at the situation we got ourself in,

1402
00:58:58.541 --> 00:59:00.052
fuck you talkin about.

1403
00:59:00.052 --> 00:59:02.310
- [Toddrick] True, true.
Where are you live at?

1404
00:59:02.310 --> 00:59:04.591
- Oh, it's not far.
Just up the road a bit.

1405
00:59:04.591 --> 00:59:06.411
- [Toddrick] Okay, let's
go get some money nigga.

1406
00:59:06.411 --> 00:59:07.979
(car warning bell)

1407
00:59:07.979 --> 00:59:09.934
- [Jay] It better be all hundreds, cash.

1408
00:59:09.934 --> 00:59:12.228
I don't want to see no plastic.

1409
00:59:12.228 --> 00:59:14.069
And I hope you got some food
up in there, cause I'm hungry.

1410
00:59:14.069 --> 00:59:15.864
Nigga, I'm about to make
me a big ass sandwich.

1411
00:59:15.864 --> 00:59:18.914
- We gunna need some gas to,
cause, I can't bring this back,

1412
00:59:18.914 --> 00:59:20.455
it's a rental.

1413
00:59:20.455 --> 00:59:22.105
Okay. Here's what we're going to do.

1414
00:59:22.105 --> 00:59:23.812
I'm go in with him. I'm
gonna get the money.

1415
00:59:23.812 --> 00:59:25.538
And then we out get out. We get out.

1416
00:59:25.538 --> 00:59:28.688
- Wow, why can't we go in together?

1417
00:59:28.688 --> 00:59:30.267
- What you mean, why
can't we go in together?

1418
00:59:30.267 --> 00:59:31.799
- I mean.

1419
00:59:31.799 --> 00:59:32.888
- You want be the guy to go in there

1420
00:59:32.888 --> 00:59:33.857
with the creepy white man,

1421
00:59:33.857 --> 00:59:35.765
then go for it, be my guest.

1422
00:59:35.765 --> 00:59:38.100
- Hey, so why can't I go in?

1423
00:59:38.100 --> 00:59:40.423
I'm just sayin, I mean,

1424
00:59:40.423 --> 00:59:42.718
it makes more sense that we both go in.

1425
00:59:42.718 --> 00:59:44.041
(dramatic music)

1426
00:59:44.041 --> 00:59:45.446
(fabric rustling)

1427
00:59:45.446 --> 00:59:49.263
- Hey look man, when we get in
there don't do no funny shit.

1428
00:59:49.263 --> 00:59:54.253
- Alright guys, the safes in
my room, just down the hall.

1429
00:59:54.253 --> 00:59:56.794
- Man, maybe I should
just hang back. You know.

1430
00:59:56.794 --> 00:59:58.984
- Just in case this
motherfucker tries somethin.

1431
00:59:58.984 --> 01:00:01.055
- Oh, you scared now, ha.

1432
01:00:01.055 --> 01:00:01.953
- Ain't nobody scared.

1433
01:00:01.953 --> 01:00:03.499
But I'm just thinking,
bro, like, you know,

1434
01:00:03.499 --> 01:00:06.486
just in case he try anything,
I can call for help.

1435
01:00:06.486 --> 01:00:07.530
- Call for help.

1436
01:00:07.530 --> 01:00:09.128
Nigga we in the middle
of committin' a crime.

1437
01:00:09.128 --> 01:00:12.980
How the hell, who you gunna call for help?

1438
01:00:12.980 --> 01:00:14.583
- I was thinking the police,

1439
01:00:14.583 --> 01:00:16.599
but maybe that's not a bad, a good idea.

1440
01:00:16.599 --> 01:00:18.664
- This is how people end up on
the world's dumbest criminal.

1441
01:00:18.664 --> 01:00:19.975
- I ain't no God damn criminal.

1442
01:00:19.975 --> 01:00:21.118
- You just got out of jail nigga.

1443
01:00:21.118 --> 01:00:22.899
- So you just bring up old shit.

1444
01:00:22.899 --> 01:00:26.932
- Look, open it up.
Just open the damn door.

1445
01:00:26.932 --> 01:00:28.957
(key clinking)

1446
01:00:28.957 --> 01:00:30.144
- Get in there.

1447
01:00:30.144 --> 01:00:32.311
(dramatic music)

1448
01:00:32.311 --> 01:00:34.519
Man, why you have to put my
business all on front street

1449
01:00:34.519 --> 01:00:35.539
in front of this white ass cop.

1450
01:00:35.539 --> 01:00:37.708
- He aint no God damn cop, remember.

1451
01:00:37.708 --> 01:00:39.033
- But he know other cops.

1452
01:00:39.033 --> 01:00:42.742
Friends that are white and
he probably gonna tell em.

1453
01:00:42.742 --> 01:00:45.214
- Hey guys, I'm not a
cop and I don't know any.

1454
01:00:45.214 --> 01:00:46.831
Now, can we just get this over with?

1455
01:00:46.831 --> 01:00:48.556
- Yeah, let's get this over with.

1456
01:00:48.556 --> 01:00:51.204
You stay here, you hear anything
funny, your scream okay,

1457
01:00:51.204 --> 01:00:52.381
so I can get the hell out.

1458
01:00:52.381 --> 01:00:54.059
Anything. You scream.

1459
01:00:54.059 --> 01:00:55.964
- Okay, okay, alright.

1460
01:00:55.964 --> 01:00:58.227
Now if he take yo gun and whoop yo ass,

1461
01:00:58.227 --> 01:01:00.298
you scream, so I can run.

1462
01:01:00.298 --> 01:01:01.769
- (laughing) Funny. Let's
get you the money white boy.

1463
01:01:01.769 --> 01:01:02.907
Come on move.

1464
01:01:02.907 --> 01:01:07.023
- White you got some food
in your refrigerator?

1465
01:01:07.023 --> 01:01:08.421
I know you do.

1466
01:01:08.421 --> 01:01:11.188
- Oh, you got a nice ass crib.

1467
01:01:11.188 --> 01:01:12.632
Smell like jungle fever in here.

1468
01:01:12.632 --> 01:01:14.208
You been fuckin' on black bitches?

1469
01:01:14.208 --> 01:01:15.350
Is that what you up to?

1470
01:01:15.350 --> 01:01:17.003
- Yeah.
- I bet.

1471
01:01:17.003 --> 01:01:18.526
Show me where this God damn room is.

1472
01:01:18.526 --> 01:01:19.919
- Oh, it's right here.

1473
01:01:19.919 --> 01:01:22.586
- I got, I got you, fuck around.

1474
01:01:23.506 --> 01:01:24.756
- There you go.

1475
01:01:25.702 --> 01:01:29.286
Now it's time for some fun (laughs).

1476
01:01:29.286 --> 01:01:31.953
(loud clanging)

1477
01:01:32.896 --> 01:01:35.351
- [Toddrick] Hello, that nigga
actually pushed me in here.

1478
01:01:35.351 --> 01:01:37.651
You know what, it's okay if
you fuck on black bitches,

1479
01:01:37.651 --> 01:01:39.651
I don't even care. Help.

1480
01:01:41.267 --> 01:01:42.100
Help!

1481
01:01:47.505 --> 01:01:51.813
- Okay, okay, okay this
shits be taken to long man.

1482
01:01:51.813 --> 01:01:53.911
- [Toddrick] Help nigga, help.

1483
01:01:53.911 --> 01:01:55.994
- Oh fuck. Wait a minute.

1484
01:01:57.168 --> 01:02:00.072
This is a fake gun. Where's the real gun?

1485
01:02:00.072 --> 01:02:00.905
Oh shit.

1486
01:02:02.555 --> 01:02:03.888
Okay, ahh, fuck.

1487
01:02:07.397 --> 01:02:08.981
Yo that you?

1488
01:02:08.981 --> 01:02:11.657
- [Toddrick] Yeah its me. Is that you?

1489
01:02:11.657 --> 01:02:13.589
- Who else would it fucken be nigga?

1490
01:02:13.589 --> 01:02:16.219
- [Toddrick] I dunno the
motherfucker who pushed me in here.

1491
01:02:16.219 --> 01:02:17.538
- [Jay] How the fuck you get in there dog?

1492
01:02:17.538 --> 01:02:19.436
- [Toddrick] I just said he
pushed me, you know what,

1493
01:02:19.436 --> 01:02:21.720
just unlock the door.

1494
01:02:21.720 --> 01:02:24.291
- I can't bro. You
unlock the God damn door?

1495
01:02:24.291 --> 01:02:26.013
- [Toddrick] If I could
unlock the God damn door

1496
01:02:26.013 --> 01:02:28.630
I'd be out already, it's
locked from the outside idiot.

1497
01:02:28.630 --> 01:02:30.618
- Why the fuck you tell
me to open it then?

1498
01:02:30.618 --> 01:02:32.223
- You know what, just use your brain

1499
01:02:32.223 --> 01:02:36.090
and your fuckin' foot
and kick the door open.

1500
01:02:36.090 --> 01:02:38.001
Wait, let me get out of the way.

1501
01:02:38.001 --> 01:02:39.753
(loud bang)

1502
01:02:39.753 --> 01:02:42.716
- [Jay] Nigga, he just
turned off the lights.

1503
01:02:42.716 --> 01:02:46.024
- Do you feel anything? Is
he out there raping on you?

1504
01:02:46.024 --> 01:02:47.334
- [Jay] No, what the fuck.

1505
01:02:47.334 --> 01:02:48.950
- Give it a minute, cause once
he started fuckin' on you,

1506
01:02:48.950 --> 01:02:50.274
I'm just gona run.

1507
01:02:50.274 --> 01:02:52.213
- [Jay] You can't run
nowhere nigga, you locked in.

1508
01:02:52.213 --> 01:02:55.051
- Just (shushing) be
quiet, now this white guy,

1509
01:02:55.051 --> 01:02:56.701
he gonna do some weird shit,
just open the door for me.

1510
01:02:56.701 --> 01:02:59.487
(door rattling)

1511
01:02:59.487 --> 01:03:01.591
- Nigga, where'd you
get the flashlight from?

1512
01:03:01.591 --> 01:03:03.173
- Oh it came with the fake badge.

1513
01:03:03.173 --> 01:03:05.432
- We need to get the fuck out of here.

1514
01:03:05.432 --> 01:03:06.982
- What about the $250,000 man.

1515
01:03:06.982 --> 01:03:08.978
- Are you out of your
mind? That imaginary money.

1516
01:03:08.978 --> 01:03:10.697
He just said that to lure us in here.

1517
01:03:10.697 --> 01:03:12.546
- What you mean lure?

1518
01:03:12.546 --> 01:03:14.358
- Meaning he wanted to kill us or hump us.

1519
01:03:14.358 --> 01:03:16.130
I see it all the time on the fuckin' news.

1520
01:03:16.130 --> 01:03:18.188
Why do you think I wanted
to go by the fuckin' door?

1521
01:03:18.188 --> 01:03:21.159
Just face it, bro. We
both got lured in here.

1522
01:03:21.159 --> 01:03:22.948
- Stop using the fuckin' word lure.

1523
01:03:22.948 --> 01:03:24.352
- Make me feel like some retarded ass kid

1524
01:03:24.352 --> 01:03:26.229
has got in somebodies van
for some fuckin' candy.

1525
01:03:26.229 --> 01:03:27.938
Look, I ain't gonna get botty touch,

1526
01:03:27.938 --> 01:03:29.167
I ain't sucking no dicks.

1527
01:03:29.167 --> 01:03:31.667
Now you shut the fuck up
and let's find this money.

1528
01:03:31.667 --> 01:03:33.656
- Alright nigga, come on.

1529
01:03:33.656 --> 01:03:34.909
- Shit.
- Shit.

1530
01:03:34.909 --> 01:03:36.629
- Man did you hear that?

1531
01:03:36.629 --> 01:03:38.279
- [Miller] Come out and play.

1532
01:03:38.279 --> 01:03:39.600
- What the fuck your the one with the gun.

1533
01:03:39.600 --> 01:03:41.223
- Nigga, it's fake.

1534
01:03:41.223 --> 01:03:42.735
- He don't know that.

1535
01:03:42.735 --> 01:03:44.202
- [Miller] I know that gun is fake.

1536
01:03:44.202 --> 01:03:47.836
Came with a fake badge, right? (laughing)

1537
01:03:47.836 --> 01:03:49.185
- How I supposed to know the motherfucker

1538
01:03:49.185 --> 01:03:50.863
shop at the same store I shop at.

1539
01:03:50.863 --> 01:03:51.696
- [Jay] I got an idea.

1540
01:03:51.696 --> 01:03:52.603
- Come on, I'm not going to hurt ya.

1541
01:03:52.603 --> 01:03:53.902
Just wana play.

1542
01:03:53.902 --> 01:03:55.526
- We got lured here.

1543
01:03:55.526 --> 01:03:57.436
- We'll you got any fuckin' better ideas?

1544
01:03:57.436 --> 01:03:59.420
- Where two black dudes in
a white man fuckin' place,

1545
01:03:59.420 --> 01:04:00.752
we gonna go to fuckin' jail.

1546
01:04:00.752 --> 01:04:03.666
It's time to man up.
What is that, a spatula?

1547
01:04:03.666 --> 01:04:07.208
You got a fake gun, let's whoop his ass.

1548
01:04:07.208 --> 01:04:08.041
- Fuck it.

1549
01:04:08.041 --> 01:04:08.874
- Come out and play.

1550
01:04:08.874 --> 01:04:09.707
- Lets do it.

1551
01:04:09.707 --> 01:04:11.824
- I'm not gunna hurt
you, I just wana play.

1552
01:04:11.824 --> 01:04:12.657
- Fuck nigga, na nigga.

1553
01:04:12.657 --> 01:04:14.715
- (shushing) Shut up, shut up.

1554
01:04:14.715 --> 01:04:15.732
He just wants to play.

1555
01:04:15.732 --> 01:04:18.266
So you go over there for
like five minutes. Okay.

1556
01:04:18.266 --> 01:04:21.767
- Are you for real, are you for real?

1557
01:04:21.767 --> 01:04:23.092
- I'm just saying somebody gotta.

1558
01:04:23.092 --> 01:04:24.991
- You kidnapped me, fuckin'.

1559
01:04:24.991 --> 01:04:29.000
You got my mom involved in this. My wife.

1560
01:04:29.000 --> 01:04:30.972
I just wanted to watch Dragon Ball Z,

1561
01:04:30.972 --> 01:04:32.205
after I got off work.

1562
01:04:32.205 --> 01:04:35.611
- Okay. Officer where gunna come out.

1563
01:04:35.611 --> 01:04:36.611
- Na, no, no.

1564
01:04:36.611 --> 01:04:37.671
- But you not gonna play with out butts

1565
01:04:37.671 --> 01:04:39.182
or nothin' like that are you?

1566
01:04:39.182 --> 01:04:40.438
- [Miller] Yes I am.

1567
01:04:40.438 --> 01:04:41.355
- Oh, fuck.

1568
01:04:42.676 --> 01:04:45.032
- (sobbing loudly) I hate
you, I hate you, I hate you.

1569
01:04:45.032 --> 01:04:46.897
- (Miller laughing)

1570
01:04:46.897 --> 01:04:48.056
- You can do this.

1571
01:04:48.056 --> 01:04:48.952
- You a super cold nigga you know that.

1572
01:04:48.952 --> 01:04:50.323
- He's a white guy, it's not gonna hurt.

1573
01:04:50.323 --> 01:04:51.156
- [Jay] I don't wana.

1574
01:04:51.156 --> 01:04:52.439
- Alright, all right, here's the plan.

1575
01:04:52.439 --> 01:04:53.808
I'm gunna go out and stall.

1576
01:04:53.808 --> 01:04:54.641
- Okay.

1577
01:04:54.641 --> 01:04:55.924
- When I do that, you come out of nowhere.

1578
01:04:55.924 --> 01:04:57.752
knock this nigger out, alright.

1579
01:04:57.752 --> 01:04:59.923
- That's your plan, you ain't
came up with nothin' good,

1580
01:04:59.923 --> 01:05:01.269
but this, this might work.

1581
01:05:01.269 --> 01:05:02.679
You go get distraction.

1582
01:05:02.679 --> 01:05:03.761
- [Miller] Ready or not hear I come.

1583
01:05:03.761 --> 01:05:05.737
- Hurry the fuck up to.
Hurry up he's getting closer.

1584
01:05:05.737 --> 01:05:06.808
- All right, all right, all right.

1585
01:05:06.808 --> 01:05:07.641
- Go.

1586
01:05:08.883 --> 01:05:09.716
- (grunts) Be a man.

1587
01:05:09.716 --> 01:05:10.549
- Yeah.

1588
01:05:10.549 --> 01:05:11.742
- Be a man.
- Be a God damn man

1589
01:05:11.742 --> 01:05:12.790
You got this.

1590
01:05:12.790 --> 01:05:14.708
- Ooh, ooh.
- Ooh, ooh.

1591
01:05:14.708 --> 01:05:16.958
(grunting)

1592
01:05:19.137 --> 01:05:21.360
- [Jay] Alright white
boy, it's you and me.

1593
01:05:21.360 --> 01:05:22.633
(screaming)

1594
01:05:22.633 --> 01:05:24.599
(skin slapping)

1595
01:05:24.599 --> 01:05:27.043
(dramatic music)

1596
01:05:27.043 --> 01:05:29.643
- Don't you fuckin' move.

1597
01:05:29.643 --> 01:05:31.601
Don't you fuckin' move.

1598
01:05:31.601 --> 01:05:32.605
(dramatic music)

1599
01:05:32.605 --> 01:05:34.070
- Nigga, where the gun come from?

1600
01:05:34.070 --> 01:05:35.830
- I dropped it in the car,
but I forgot I had it on me

1601
01:05:35.830 --> 01:05:37.400
because I had to take a shit.

1602
01:05:37.400 --> 01:05:38.717
(suspenseful music)

1603
01:05:38.717 --> 01:05:41.428
(laughing)

1604
01:05:41.428 --> 01:05:42.928
- Nigga shoot him.

1605
01:05:44.597 --> 01:05:46.838
(gun fires)

1606
01:05:46.838 --> 01:05:51.801
- Fake gun ha, fake gun
you idiot (laughing).

1607
01:05:51.801 --> 01:05:53.127
That hurt owe.

1608
01:05:53.127 --> 01:05:54.363
(dramatic music)

1609
01:05:54.363 --> 01:05:55.907
(grunting)

1610
01:05:55.907 --> 01:05:57.673
- [Toddrick] Yeah, fake this (panting).

1611
01:05:57.673 --> 01:05:59.194
- Oh damn.

1612
01:05:59.194 --> 01:06:00.742
Oh ooh.

1613
01:06:00.742 --> 01:06:02.992
(grunting)

1614
01:06:03.826 --> 01:06:05.484
- God damn.

1615
01:06:05.484 --> 01:06:07.353
Man take it easy.

1616
01:06:07.353 --> 01:06:10.207
- Yeah, that moment I
beat that fake cops ass.

1617
01:06:10.207 --> 01:06:11.863
That new powder, shit.

1618
01:06:11.863 --> 01:06:14.548
All I kept thinkin is bout how
I was gonna Quanitas fuckin',

1619
01:06:14.548 --> 01:06:17.638
baby daddy, boyfriend Tyrones
ass, when I see that nigga.

1620
01:06:17.638 --> 01:06:20.599
Lets get the fuck out here.

1621
01:06:20.599 --> 01:06:23.182
- Alright nigga, come on, shit.

1622
01:06:24.325 --> 01:06:26.289
- Hey fuck you.

1623
01:06:26.289 --> 01:06:28.747
- [Jay] You got the weed?

1624
01:06:28.747 --> 01:06:31.817
- Who knew things could
get so bad in 24 hours.

1625
01:06:31.817 --> 01:06:35.066
I went from good boy to bad boy.

1626
01:06:35.066 --> 01:06:37.316
But hey, I made it through.

1627
01:06:38.522 --> 01:06:41.396
Sometimes you just got
to go through the fire,

1628
01:06:41.396 --> 01:06:44.338
see what didn't burn down
in the motherfuckin' house.

1629
01:06:44.338 --> 01:06:47.559
And take it to the pawn
shop, so you can rebuild.

1630
01:06:47.559 --> 01:06:50.686
Get your money right? And keep it right.

1631
01:06:50.686 --> 01:06:53.522
Tighter than a frog, bully baby.

1632
01:06:53.522 --> 01:06:57.225
Teddy motherfuckin' Todd, back on top.

1633
01:06:57.225 --> 01:06:58.257
(laughing)

1634
01:07:00.824 --> 01:07:02.050
(drum music)

1635
01:07:02.050 --> 01:07:03.587
- You gonna call your fat butt mama

1636
01:07:03.587 --> 01:07:06.930
and tell that bitch to
send me a hundred grand.

1637
01:07:06.930 --> 01:07:09.626
- Man, my mama on insulin,
I pay for her to play.

1638
01:07:09.626 --> 01:07:10.870
What's my line? Shit.

1639
01:07:10.870 --> 01:07:12.087
- You're mama on insulin.

1640
01:07:12.087 --> 01:07:14.337
(laughing)

1641
01:07:15.465 --> 01:07:18.864
- [Sage Lee] So now your hustlin my mom?

1642
01:07:18.864 --> 01:07:20.809
Or your fuckin' mom.
- So now your hustlin my mama?

1643
01:07:20.809 --> 01:07:22.157
- And I know you got gout nigga,

1644
01:07:22.157 --> 01:07:23.595
cause the bitch been talkin about you.

1645
01:07:23.595 --> 01:07:25.042
Yous a no good loser ass nigga.

1646
01:07:25.042 --> 01:07:27.450
Stop drinking and get a real fuckin' job.

1647
01:07:27.450 --> 01:07:28.926
- God damn trunk

1648
01:07:28.926 --> 01:07:30.576
(loud bang)

1649
01:07:30.576 --> 01:07:31.409
- Oh shit.

1650
01:07:33.665 --> 01:07:35.754
- [Sage Lee] Cut. What are you guys?

1651
01:07:35.754 --> 01:07:37.151
- (laughs) I don't know.

1652
01:07:37.151 --> 01:07:37.994
- [Sage Lee] To much improvisation.

1653
01:07:37.994 --> 01:07:38.827
- I know, that's how it went.

1654
01:07:38.827 --> 01:07:40.885
- No, you don't get on the ground Mat.

1655
01:07:40.885 --> 01:07:42.291
- No you not suppose to?

1656
01:07:42.291 --> 01:07:43.637
- No, cause you.

1657
01:07:43.637 --> 01:07:44.951
- Excuse me.

1658
01:07:44.951 --> 01:07:46.438
- Excuse me.

1659
01:07:46.438 --> 01:07:47.758
- I don't have time for this today.

1660
01:07:47.758 --> 01:07:49.115
Whatever the fuck you sellin.

1661
01:07:49.115 --> 01:07:50.766
Oh you suppose to have your stick.

1662
01:07:50.766 --> 01:07:51.599
(laughs)

1663
01:07:51.599 --> 01:07:52.701
- I know you got them gift cards,

1664
01:07:52.701 --> 01:07:54.999
cause I know you fuckin' old black people.

1665
01:07:54.999 --> 01:07:57.832
(Actors laughing)

1666
01:07:59.985 --> 01:08:01.814
- [Camera Man] And I was good.

1667
01:08:01.814 --> 01:08:04.397
- [Jay] That was good, alright.

1668
01:08:08.377 --> 01:08:10.310
(crying)

1669
01:08:10.310 --> 01:08:12.933
- Oh no, nigga, no, no.

1670
01:08:12.933 --> 01:08:16.309
- I know you want to leave me, but bitch

1671
01:08:16.309 --> 01:08:17.976
you won't let me go.

1672
01:08:19.613 --> 01:08:21.533
- You need to get your shit together.

1673
01:08:21.533 --> 01:08:23.887
We're at the beach, and you're
cryin about your old bitch

1674
01:08:23.887 --> 01:08:25.101
that wana kill you.

1675
01:08:25.101 --> 01:08:29.203
There's ass out there,
I mean ass, out there.

1676
01:08:29.203 --> 01:08:30.803
You just gotta wana go.

1677
01:08:30.803 --> 01:08:32.336
- I can't continue.

1678
01:08:32.336 --> 01:08:33.997
- You continued at the Target parking lot.

1679
01:08:33.997 --> 01:08:36.279
Fat bitches, retarded bitches, I saw you.

1680
01:08:36.279 --> 01:08:38.267
- That was a bad bitch though,
cause that was thick as hell,

1681
01:08:38.267 --> 01:08:40.827
I mean it went like this
and then it went like that.

1682
01:08:40.827 --> 01:08:41.935
- Focus, focus.

1683
01:08:41.935 --> 01:08:43.191
- You can put a cup on that motherfucker.

1684
01:08:43.191 --> 01:08:45.269
- If you cry one more
time about this bitch.

1685
01:08:45.269 --> 01:08:47.375
- I'm trying to recover. I'm
just trying to try to recover.

1686
01:08:47.375 --> 01:08:49.126
Can I recover?

1687
01:08:49.126 --> 01:08:50.227
- [Toddrick] Did you get Covid tested?

1688
01:08:50.227 --> 01:08:52.321
You up in her scratchin,
scaring the fuck out of me.

1689
01:08:52.321 --> 01:08:55.022
(Sage Lee laughing)

1690
01:08:55.022 --> 01:08:57.101
- [Toddrick] Huh?

1691
01:08:57.101 --> 01:08:58.438
Is that the first vaccine

1692
01:08:58.438 --> 01:09:01.714
or second vaccine shot you rubbing off.

1693
01:09:01.714 --> 01:09:03.049
- [Sage Lee] You're not
supposed to just let him pound

1694
01:09:03.049 --> 01:09:03.993
you the entire time.

1695
01:09:03.993 --> 01:09:05.508
You're supposed to get some lines in.

1696
01:09:05.508 --> 01:09:07.215
- Yeah, I'm about to.
- God damn.

1697
01:09:07.215 --> 01:09:08.584
- Yeah, I'm just sayin, I mean you know,

1698
01:09:08.584 --> 01:09:10.697
I'm a be all up in that bitch.

1699
01:09:10.697 --> 01:09:13.224
Hey look, yes I got the list.

1700
01:09:13.224 --> 01:09:16.431
I got everything on your list. Everything.

1701
01:09:16.431 --> 01:09:18.158
Alright, I'll see you in a few.

1702
01:09:18.158 --> 01:09:20.333
You know I'm a be all
up in that thang girl,

1703
01:09:20.333 --> 01:09:21.666
all up in there.

1704
01:09:22.831 --> 01:09:26.152
(crowd clapping)

1705
01:09:26.152 --> 01:09:28.484
- Black nigga on stage, what's up y'all?

1706
01:09:28.484 --> 01:09:31.522
Yep, that's me Toddrick Franks.

1707
01:09:31.522 --> 01:09:34.276
After my funny experience,
I realized that, hey,

1708
01:09:34.276 --> 01:09:37.165
I am a good boy for life, but on stage,

1709
01:09:37.165 --> 01:09:39.005
I got to make this $50 a night.

1710
01:09:39.005 --> 01:09:39.838
So you motherfuckers

1711
01:09:39.838 --> 01:09:42.153
get involved in my standup comedy.

1712
01:09:42.153 --> 01:09:43.911
Cause I took my lifes joke

1713
01:09:43.911 --> 01:09:46.264
and trying to get paid off of it.

1714
01:09:46.264 --> 01:09:50.247
Oh yeah, Teddy Todd baby.
I'm on my way to the top.

1715
01:09:50.247 --> 01:09:53.088
If you don't think that
it's ain't going to be fire.

1716
01:09:53.088 --> 01:09:54.879
Wait, to you see part two?

1717
01:09:54.879 --> 01:09:56.990
Oh, woo, woo, oh, woo, woo.

1718
01:09:56.990 --> 01:09:58.506
Damn, there's a lot of
motherfuckers out here.

1719
01:09:58.506 --> 01:10:01.876
Anybody else got scared from the fire?

1720
01:10:01.876 --> 01:10:03.674
Nigger, I was nervous as
shit when I got the message

1721
01:10:03.674 --> 01:10:04.691
that said you're working tonight.

1722
01:10:04.691 --> 01:10:05.524
I said "Where?"

1723
01:10:05.524 --> 01:10:08.075
They said fuckin' "Backyard
barbecue, Compton."

1724
01:10:08.075 --> 01:10:11.050
(crowd laughing)

1725
01:10:11.050 --> 01:10:12.860
Nigga I got issues out there I don't wana,

1726
01:10:12.860 --> 01:10:14.153
man fuckin' Compton.

1727
01:10:14.153 --> 01:10:15.544
I sent out a text
message to all my people,

1728
01:10:15.544 --> 01:10:17.520
said "Y'all need to come support."

1729
01:10:17.520 --> 01:10:19.422
Y'all should have read
the replies and shit.

1730
01:10:19.422 --> 01:10:21.138
They said, "Nigga, you tryn' to set me up?

1731
01:10:21.138 --> 01:10:23.511
Nigga, I told you I was
gonna get your $20 back.

1732
01:10:23.511 --> 01:10:25.399
Get your money back
nigga, I don't wana die."

1733
01:10:25.399 --> 01:10:26.233
(crowd laughing)

1734
01:10:26.233 --> 01:10:27.762
That's bullshit, we in Compton nigga.

1735
01:10:27.762 --> 01:10:30.478
But I didn't know Compton
had, enough room like this.

1736
01:10:30.478 --> 01:10:32.841
What, who's house is this?

1737
01:10:32.841 --> 01:10:35.498
Shit, this must be when
redline is startin.

1738
01:10:35.498 --> 01:10:37.871
It's like you niggas are over there.

1739
01:10:37.871 --> 01:10:39.046
Crackers over here.

1740
01:10:39.046 --> 01:10:40.145
(crowd laughing)

1741
01:10:40.145 --> 01:10:42.910
Got one of these cracker
properties, I love it, shit.

1742
01:10:42.910 --> 01:10:44.778
I know yous all pulled up
ands like "Where we at?"

1743
01:10:44.778 --> 01:10:47.839
You seen all the weed growin in the front.

1744
01:10:47.839 --> 01:10:51.745
Came to the back, this bitch
is dead than a motherfucker.

1745
01:10:51.745 --> 01:10:54.694
What kinda fuckin' lawn
guy you got (laughs)?

1746
01:10:54.694 --> 01:10:56.868
The nigga done put the
fake dead grass back in,

1747
01:10:56.868 --> 01:10:59.625
let you know they been tryin.

1748
01:10:59.625 --> 01:11:01.206
What the fuck are y'all doin.

1749
01:11:01.206 --> 01:11:02.642
But the real reason why
I got nervous and shit

1750
01:11:02.642 --> 01:11:04.062
cause I don't like goin to peoples houses.

1751
01:11:04.062 --> 01:11:06.398
That's not my thing. I don't, fuck it.

1752
01:11:06.398 --> 01:11:08.530
Cause y'all got to many house
rules, you know what I mean?

1753
01:11:08.530 --> 01:11:09.683
It's not like the club and shit,

1754
01:11:09.683 --> 01:11:11.082
just don't wear your hat nigga.

1755
01:11:11.082 --> 01:11:12.669
It's different, you come
to somebody's house,

1756
01:11:12.669 --> 01:11:15.301
its like "Aah, take of your shoes buddy."

1757
01:11:15.301 --> 01:11:16.458
(crowd laughing)

1758
01:11:16.458 --> 01:11:17.780
What the fuck is wrong wit
you? You know my feet stink.

1759
01:11:17.780 --> 01:11:19.771
Niggas don't wear socks unless
we got on the flip flops.

1760
01:11:19.771 --> 01:11:20.980
(crowd laughing)

1761
01:11:20.980 --> 01:11:23.653
Some weird shit going on.

1762
01:11:23.653 --> 01:11:24.627
I went to this one white lady's house,

1763
01:11:24.627 --> 01:11:26.673
the bitch took my jacket, I was nervous.

1764
01:11:26.673 --> 01:11:29.832
"Bitch took my jacket, my weeds in there."

1765
01:11:29.832 --> 01:11:31.305
What the fuck is wrong with you bitch?

1766
01:11:31.305 --> 01:11:34.125
It took me 40 minutes to
find the hoe and my jacket.

1767
01:11:34.125 --> 01:11:34.958
- [Lady] We're gonna need you done.

1768
01:11:34.958 --> 01:11:36.300
- God damn, need to sit my drink down,

1769
01:11:36.300 --> 01:11:38.467
cause the ice done melted.

1770
01:11:39.927 --> 01:11:41.096
Shoulda gave me 30 minutes nigga,

1771
01:11:41.096 --> 01:11:43.193
I got 30 minutes and five
minutes jokes for you niggas

1772
01:11:43.193 --> 01:11:44.528
right quick.

1773
01:11:44.528 --> 01:11:47.148
But any way, na, I seen
you all in this bitch,

1774
01:11:47.148 --> 01:11:47.981
and she got a Rottweiler.

1775
01:11:47.981 --> 01:11:50.062
Y'all seen the Rottweiler?

1776
01:11:50.062 --> 01:11:51.587
I thought it was a white person dog

1777
01:11:51.587 --> 01:11:52.917
because the tail wasn't cut.

1778
01:11:52.917 --> 01:11:54.702
(crowd laughing)

1779
01:11:54.702 --> 01:11:56.351
You ain't train this nigga to do shit.

1780
01:11:56.351 --> 01:11:57.984
(crowd laughing)

1781
01:11:57.984 --> 01:12:00.491
God damn lickin his own
ass, nigga you got to fight.

1782
01:12:00.491 --> 01:12:02.770
Live out in Compton
niggas, this a Compton dog.

1783
01:12:02.770 --> 01:12:04.662
Yo fuckin' up your dog with your jump.

1784
01:12:04.662 --> 01:12:07.163
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1785
01:12:07.163 --> 01:12:08.618
No, but I went to my white friend's house

1786
01:12:08.618 --> 01:12:10.139
and I broke one of the
fuckin' house rules.

1787
01:12:10.139 --> 01:12:11.855
I hate the house rule shit. I didn't know.

1788
01:12:11.855 --> 01:12:13.023
I said fuck it. You know what I mean?

1789
01:12:13.023 --> 01:12:14.775
I put on socks just in case.

1790
01:12:14.775 --> 01:12:16.257
So I jumped out the shit

1791
01:12:16.257 --> 01:12:17.759
and the nigga dog was following me around

1792
01:12:17.759 --> 01:12:18.822
the whole fuckin' times.

1793
01:12:18.822 --> 01:12:19.655
I said,

1794
01:12:19.655 --> 01:12:21.764
"This dog is followin a nigga
around, this is bullshit."

1795
01:12:21.764 --> 01:12:22.825
I didn't know he was hungry.

1796
01:12:22.825 --> 01:12:24.621
So I gave that nigga some chicken.

1797
01:12:24.621 --> 01:12:26.226
Here you go motherfucker,
he tore that shit down.

1798
01:12:26.226 --> 01:12:27.292
(lips smacking)

1799
01:12:27.292 --> 01:12:29.450
(dog growling)

1800
01:12:29.450 --> 01:12:31.408
He swallowed that shit and started going

1801
01:12:31.408 --> 01:12:34.749
(chocking) "Help."

1802
01:12:34.749 --> 01:12:37.949
I said, "Bitch. This nigga
dog to ask for help."

1803
01:12:37.949 --> 01:12:39.467
I said, "You gotta get
the away from me nigga,

1804
01:12:39.467 --> 01:12:42.261
don't blame this shit on me."

1805
01:12:42.261 --> 01:12:43.895
White dude came down
the stairs mad as fuck,

1806
01:12:43.895 --> 01:12:47.840
"Oh my God. Did you fuckin' feed him?"

1807
01:12:47.840 --> 01:12:48.877
I said "I didn't feed him,

1808
01:12:48.877 --> 01:12:50.235
I might've dropped some
chicken on the ground

1809
01:12:50.235 --> 01:12:51.562
and the nigga ate it."

1810
01:12:51.562 --> 01:12:53.780
He said "He can't eat human."

1811
01:12:53.780 --> 01:12:56.747
I said "I said chicken
bitch, no human in the.

1812
01:12:56.747 --> 01:12:57.812
What the fuck is wrong with you?"

1813
01:12:57.812 --> 01:13:01.255
He said "He can't eat
what we eat. Fucker."

1814
01:13:01.255 --> 01:13:04.116
When white people call you
fucker, you crossed a line.

1815
01:13:04.116 --> 01:13:05.463
There's almost no going back.

1816
01:13:05.463 --> 01:13:06.717
I said these niggas got my shoes.

1817
01:13:06.717 --> 01:13:09.300
(crowd laughs)

1818
01:13:10.212 --> 01:13:14.529
They said, "Do you understand
this dog has fuckin' diabetes?

1819
01:13:14.529 --> 01:13:17.586
Level three, M.H. I don't
know what the fuck that is.

1820
01:13:17.586 --> 01:13:19.775
But he had it. He's go corona."

1821
01:13:19.775 --> 01:13:22.511
I said, "Well God Damn,
how'd he get all this shit?"

1822
01:13:22.511 --> 01:13:25.641
He said "He had it when we got him."

1823
01:13:25.641 --> 01:13:28.391
(crowd laughing)

1824
01:13:30.838 --> 01:13:33.386
Now only white people do shit like that.

1825
01:13:33.386 --> 01:13:36.545
They wana rescue the dying motherfuckers.

1826
01:13:36.545 --> 01:13:38.628
Come on now, this niggas
on medicated food.

1827
01:13:38.628 --> 01:13:40.568
How the fuck was I supposed to know?