1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:23,077 --> 00:00:25,660 (upbeat music) 4 00:00:55,636 --> 00:00:58,203 - [Toddrick] Man, my pops told me life could get crazy, 5 00:00:58,203 --> 00:01:01,845 but who knew, this shit could go down. 6 00:01:01,845 --> 00:01:04,302 In life you've got two choices, left or right? 7 00:01:04,302 --> 00:01:06,567 Not in this goddamn new millennial world. 8 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,991 You can go inside, up, down, to the corner, 9 00:01:08,991 --> 00:01:12,090 lean, tilt, all types of shit. 10 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:15,886 And every move you make is one you're going to pay for. 11 00:01:15,886 --> 00:01:18,900 I'm just trying to get the less bill. 12 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:20,698 This is how it all started. 13 00:01:20,698 --> 00:01:24,241 This is me, Toddrick Franks, big toot. 14 00:01:24,241 --> 00:01:26,440 Ladies call me Teddy Todd. 15 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:29,275 You know, life was good for a small time hustler like myself 16 00:01:29,275 --> 00:01:32,162 until I ran into Quanita's boyfriend 17 00:01:32,162 --> 00:01:33,783 that just got out of prison. 18 00:01:33,783 --> 00:01:35,435 He thinks I'm her new booty. 19 00:01:35,435 --> 00:01:37,795 So he want to kill my ass. 20 00:01:37,795 --> 00:01:39,253 Now I'm on the run. 21 00:01:39,253 --> 00:01:41,815 Broke, stanky socks, all that. 22 00:01:41,815 --> 00:01:44,669 (hip hop beats) 23 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:50,327 (hip hop beats) 24 00:01:55,781 --> 00:01:57,394 This is Quanita's boyfriend, 25 00:01:57,394 --> 00:02:02,394 Tyrone, ex convict, mentally ill, ADHD headed motherfucker. 26 00:02:03,007 --> 00:02:04,418 (horn honking) 27 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:21,246 - Well, I was headed to your pad and stuff like that. 28 00:02:21,246 --> 00:02:24,029 Damn, watch that shit, homeboy. 29 00:02:24,029 --> 00:02:25,401 Hey, oh, hey, hold on, babe. 30 00:02:25,401 --> 00:02:26,452 This motherfucker. 31 00:02:26,452 --> 00:02:28,199 Hey, hey bro. - Whoa, whoa, calm down. 32 00:02:28,199 --> 00:02:29,596 - What's up with you homie? What you doin nigger? 33 00:02:29,596 --> 00:02:30,488 - Well, I was about to say sorry, 34 00:02:30,488 --> 00:02:31,451 but nigger you need to calm down. 35 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,627 - I'm having a bad day, bro. 36 00:02:32,627 --> 00:02:34,131 Bad, nigga, I'm fresh out homeboy. 37 00:02:34,131 --> 00:02:35,062 - Fresh out of what? 38 00:02:35,062 --> 00:02:36,465 - I'm fresh out, nigga, I'm fresh out nigga. 39 00:02:36,465 --> 00:02:37,422 - The liquor store? 40 00:02:37,422 --> 00:02:38,446 - It don't matter, nigga. - Okay. 41 00:02:38,446 --> 00:02:39,921 - Shit, you got any weed? 42 00:02:39,921 --> 00:02:41,244 - Nah, I don't, I don't smoke weed no more. 43 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,189 - Shit, you look like you do. 44 00:02:42,189 --> 00:02:43,184 Look at your outfit, man. 45 00:02:43,184 --> 00:02:44,034 This motherfucker look like you 46 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:45,829 on Sherm Sticks or something. - Sherm Sticks. 47 00:02:45,829 --> 00:02:48,429 - I mean, I don't know you homeboy, but you owe me a beer. 48 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:49,457 - Okay, I'm a get you. - I need a beer. 49 00:02:49,457 --> 00:02:50,412 How you gunna get a beer though? 50 00:02:50,412 --> 00:02:51,245 - I get you the beer Wednesday. 51 00:02:51,245 --> 00:02:52,078 - How you gunna get the beer nigger? 52 00:02:52,078 --> 00:02:52,911 - I don't, I don't. 53 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:53,744 - How you get a beer? No I can't wait till Wednesday. 54 00:02:53,744 --> 00:02:54,776 - But I'm not going to the store. 55 00:02:54,776 --> 00:02:56,454 - Nigger, that's a whole nother motherfuckin'' week. 56 00:02:56,454 --> 00:02:58,576 - I was going, actually I was going this way. 57 00:02:58,576 --> 00:03:00,151 - Nigger seem like you confused and shit like that. 58 00:03:00,151 --> 00:03:03,417 - Cause you make me nervous nigger, damn, I. 59 00:03:09,943 --> 00:03:13,119 - This is Jay, another nigga responsible for my predicament, 60 00:03:13,119 --> 00:03:14,160 working at target. 61 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,825 Or more like fuckin' around and at Target. 62 00:03:15,825 --> 00:03:17,325 (metal clanging) 63 00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:35,391 (horn honking) - Out the way bitch. 64 00:03:35,391 --> 00:03:37,312 - So here's dusty, motherfucker got razor bumps 65 00:03:37,312 --> 00:03:38,870 up on your mother fuckin' neck 66 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,306 and all that other bullshit going on, 67 00:03:40,306 --> 00:03:41,410 but you goin bump into my beer nigga. 68 00:03:41,410 --> 00:03:43,470 This beer costs more than your outfit. 69 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:44,303 - Okay. 70 00:03:44,303 --> 00:03:45,554 - Your shit look drunk. 71 00:03:45,554 --> 00:03:47,868 God damn, what you got to tone motherfuckin' 72 00:03:47,868 --> 00:03:51,197 fake ass Nike's, what the fuck is them psyches? 73 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:52,612 Wow. 74 00:03:52,612 --> 00:03:55,284 - He made me so nervous. I was shaking and laughing. 75 00:03:55,284 --> 00:03:58,264 Made me pee in my underwear, at the same time. 76 00:03:58,264 --> 00:03:59,202 I couldn't get away. - Hold on, no you didn't. 77 00:03:59,202 --> 00:04:00,711 - You ain't got the Dodge Avengers on there huh. 78 00:04:00,711 --> 00:04:02,458 Dodge Avenger Adidas. 79 00:04:02,458 --> 00:04:04,697 Hey, but next time you walk past real nigga's like me, 80 00:04:04,697 --> 00:04:06,308 hey man, watch that shit nigga. 81 00:04:06,308 --> 00:04:07,982 Hey, 'cause niggas like me knock your head off. 82 00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:08,815 I ain't even lying, know what I'm sayin', 83 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,699 that's some bullshit homie. 84 00:04:10,699 --> 00:04:11,905 Hey, peace though nigga. 85 00:04:11,905 --> 00:04:12,738 (hip hop music) 86 00:04:18,737 --> 00:04:20,153 You know what I'm saying, this motherfucker over here 87 00:04:20,153 --> 00:04:22,496 bump into a stranger man, had to roast his, 88 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:24,661 takin' the shit and I'm gunna call you back though, 89 00:04:24,661 --> 00:04:26,197 you know what I'm saying, it's a trip. 90 00:04:26,197 --> 00:04:28,481 Yeah, I'm almost near you. 91 00:04:28,481 --> 00:04:30,036 Yeah, so a check this out homeboy. 92 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,588 - You came back. - Hell yeah nigga. 93 00:04:31,588 --> 00:04:32,918 I got problems nigga. 94 00:04:32,918 --> 00:04:34,404 I got problems. I can't even drink my beer. 95 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:36,705 This motherfucker quarter gone and shit. 96 00:04:36,705 --> 00:04:39,863 (hip hop music) 97 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,996 - I got the chicken, it's finger lickin'. 98 00:04:42,996 --> 00:04:45,690 I got the chicken, it's finger lickin'. 99 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:49,198 I got the chicken, it's finger lickin'. 100 00:04:49,198 --> 00:04:51,608 I got the chicken, chicken, chicken. 101 00:04:51,608 --> 00:04:52,819 Ooo, break it down now. 102 00:04:52,819 --> 00:04:54,685 (robot beeping) 103 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:56,102 Chicken, chicken, 104 00:04:57,197 --> 00:05:00,266 chick, chick, chick, chick, chicken. 105 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:04,050 Chicken, chicken (giggles). 106 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:05,476 Yeah, see how that look. 107 00:05:05,476 --> 00:05:08,022 You know what I'm sayin. Aite. 108 00:05:08,022 --> 00:05:09,689 TikTok famous bitch. 109 00:05:11,130 --> 00:05:11,963 - Nigga. - It's just. 110 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:13,625 - It was all foam that came out. 111 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:14,755 I don't give a fuck nigga, 112 00:05:14,755 --> 00:05:16,216 foam equals liquid to nigga, 113 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,341 so when you bump into a nigga, 114 00:05:17,341 --> 00:05:18,790 you bumped me hella hard to nigga. 115 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:20,090 - You out here drinkin and walkin. 116 00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:21,129 - I don't give a fuck, 117 00:05:21,129 --> 00:05:22,794 I don't give a fuck nigga, I'm from the hood nigga. 118 00:05:22,794 --> 00:05:23,944 That's how we do it nigga. 119 00:05:23,944 --> 00:05:26,544 You supposed to walk the opposite side nigga, 120 00:05:26,544 --> 00:05:29,174 man, I don't give a fuck about your candy lane licking ass 121 00:05:29,174 --> 00:05:30,007 motherfucker. 122 00:05:30,007 --> 00:05:32,258 - I am at a level that I can not take the day. 123 00:05:32,258 --> 00:05:34,650 - Nigga I don't give a fuck about what you can't take. 124 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:37,162 Nigga you gonna buy me a beer. Like I told you. 125 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:38,654 Nigga I don't know what the fuck you going to do 126 00:05:38,654 --> 00:05:40,315 with these weak knuckles. 127 00:05:40,315 --> 00:05:42,901 - Look I ain't got time for this man. 128 00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:44,912 - I love it (finger clicking) 129 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:47,928 I love it (finger clicking) 130 00:05:47,928 --> 00:05:49,261 I gotta get back to work. 131 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:50,452 Ripping. 132 00:06:09,217 --> 00:06:11,127 - But you had drank half of that. 133 00:06:11,127 --> 00:06:12,887 I don't give a fuck how much I drank nigga. 134 00:06:12,887 --> 00:06:15,330 - You not goin punk me. 135 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:17,628 - Nigga you just got punked. You flexing either. 136 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:20,329 You gonna get me a beer nigga, you gonna ger me a beer. 137 00:06:20,329 --> 00:06:22,908 I don't give a fuck, hey, you better be prepared nigga. 138 00:06:22,908 --> 00:06:24,323 - It's not even that type of party. 139 00:06:24,323 --> 00:06:25,156 Why you putting your beer down? 140 00:06:25,156 --> 00:06:27,148 (skin slapping) 141 00:06:27,148 --> 00:06:28,017 - Nigga, now you owe me somethin homie, 142 00:06:28,017 --> 00:06:28,854 you owe me somethin nigga 143 00:06:28,854 --> 00:06:30,386 - I don't owe you anythin. - You owe me somethin nigga. 144 00:06:30,386 --> 00:06:31,290 You owe me somethin nigga. 145 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,337 (skin slapping) 146 00:06:32,337 --> 00:06:35,436 - (panting) Help me. 147 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:38,416 He punched me in the back, who punches in the back? 148 00:06:57,436 --> 00:06:58,269 (puffy) Who punches people in the back? 149 00:06:58,269 --> 00:07:00,769 (gasps) Fuck. 150 00:07:01,645 --> 00:07:04,428 I don't know who the fuck that was. 151 00:07:04,428 --> 00:07:06,267 Who punches in the God damn back huh? 152 00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:08,102 That's like breaking the code. 153 00:07:08,102 --> 00:07:10,812 Oh shit, he's coming back. 154 00:07:10,812 --> 00:07:13,619 (gasping) Look man, I said sorry. 155 00:07:13,619 --> 00:07:14,998 What do you want? 156 00:07:14,998 --> 00:07:16,508 This isn't even in the hood. 157 00:07:16,508 --> 00:07:17,715 - You don't want to see me nigga. 158 00:07:17,715 --> 00:07:18,548 - Owe my fingers. 159 00:07:18,548 --> 00:07:19,381 - She don't want to see me nigga. 160 00:07:19,381 --> 00:07:20,214 Fuck your fingers nigga. 161 00:07:20,214 --> 00:07:22,556 She don't want to see me cause of your punk ass. 162 00:07:22,556 --> 00:07:23,556 Hey homeboy. 163 00:07:25,877 --> 00:07:26,815 - Thickem. 164 00:07:30,062 --> 00:07:31,313 How you doing? 165 00:07:31,313 --> 00:07:32,628 Do you need help with anything. 166 00:07:32,628 --> 00:07:33,461 - I'm okay. 167 00:07:33,461 --> 00:07:34,824 - I'm at your service, young lady. 168 00:07:34,824 --> 00:07:35,969 - Thank you. 169 00:07:35,969 --> 00:07:38,817 - I see you a tryin to get your a bleach on. 170 00:07:38,817 --> 00:07:42,988 I feel you, I like to be very clean myself. 171 00:07:42,988 --> 00:07:44,655 I'm a holler at you. 172 00:07:46,823 --> 00:07:50,401 Girl you thick as hell, as thick as hell. 173 00:07:50,401 --> 00:07:52,556 - God damn man, hold on. 174 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:53,686 Hey man. 175 00:07:53,686 --> 00:07:55,335 - I got beat the fuck up, 176 00:07:55,335 --> 00:07:58,153 crawln, look for my mama like a baby. 177 00:07:58,153 --> 00:08:00,424 - You kinda fucked up my day homeboy. 178 00:08:00,424 --> 00:08:02,451 Nah, you kind of fucked up my day little nigga. 179 00:08:02,451 --> 00:08:03,466 You know what I'm saying? 180 00:08:03,466 --> 00:08:05,209 My girlfriend don't want to see me 181 00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:06,170 and your motherfuckin', 182 00:08:06,170 --> 00:08:08,783 chucky cheese reject looking ass is on the fuckin' ground, 183 00:08:08,783 --> 00:08:10,579 looking like a motherfuckin' God damn sewer rat 184 00:08:10,579 --> 00:08:11,616 from New York. 185 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,435 Nigga with some motherfuckin' street clothes on. 186 00:08:13,435 --> 00:08:14,370 What the fuck you nigga, 187 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:17,761 shredder with a motherfuckin' Afro-American haircut nigga. 188 00:08:17,761 --> 00:08:20,806 The fuck, nigga where the fuck you going nigga. 189 00:08:20,806 --> 00:08:22,009 See you got, you got hurt. 190 00:08:22,009 --> 00:08:23,704 I'm over here singing songs like 191 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:27,537 "By my self, if you was with me now, oh yeah." 192 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,709 But see, I can't sing that shit no more. 193 00:08:31,709 --> 00:08:33,372 Cause you fucked me up. 194 00:08:33,372 --> 00:08:35,221 I'm gonna have to get me a pack of Newports, homeboy. 195 00:08:35,221 --> 00:08:36,298 You know what I'm saying? 196 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,287 Hey, you know what we going re interate the ground nigga. 197 00:08:38,287 --> 00:08:41,671 I told you, I told you, I can't do shit 198 00:08:41,671 --> 00:08:43,444 because you fuck my date up nigga. 199 00:08:43,444 --> 00:08:45,460 Look, look, look, it's been a long 200 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:46,941 motherfuckin' time for me. 201 00:08:46,941 --> 00:08:48,273 And I ain't seen her in since, 202 00:08:48,273 --> 00:08:49,696 nigga since God knows when. 203 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,119 Nigga she been my bitch nigga since high school. 204 00:08:52,119 --> 00:08:52,952 - I didn't. 205 00:08:52,952 --> 00:08:54,312 - You gunna fuck that up for me. 206 00:08:54,312 --> 00:08:58,062 "By myself, if you was with me now, oh girl." 207 00:09:00,405 --> 00:09:02,369 I can't sing that shit no more. 208 00:09:02,369 --> 00:09:03,258 - I don't think she. 209 00:09:03,258 --> 00:09:05,361 - I can't sing that shit no more nigga. 210 00:09:05,361 --> 00:09:06,194 Nigga I done left her like 211 00:09:06,194 --> 00:09:08,244 12 motherfuckin' messages and shit 212 00:09:08,244 --> 00:09:11,709 and my bitch won't pick up my motherfuckin' phone calls 213 00:09:11,709 --> 00:09:13,324 ' cause you of your fuckin'. - This nigga got me crawln. 214 00:09:13,324 --> 00:09:14,408 - Nigga get the. - This was a bruise, 215 00:09:14,408 --> 00:09:15,647 of my pride, my manhood. 216 00:09:15,647 --> 00:09:16,537 I got nothin' left. 217 00:09:16,537 --> 00:09:18,510 All I was thinking at the time was 218 00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:21,580 I gotta get the fuck out of town. 219 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:22,782 - Get your ass back down on the ground nigga, 220 00:09:22,782 --> 00:09:23,837 I ain't done talkin. 221 00:09:23,837 --> 00:09:24,695 (crying) 222 00:09:24,695 --> 00:09:25,528 You know what I'm saying? 223 00:09:25,528 --> 00:09:27,328 I can't even sing a motherfuckin' good song 224 00:09:27,328 --> 00:09:31,512 on that cheap ass couch that I paid for from Wallmart nigga. 225 00:09:31,512 --> 00:09:35,378 - I didn't even know the Beatles was out no more. 226 00:09:35,378 --> 00:09:37,128 Blink-182 y'all done. 227 00:09:38,302 --> 00:09:42,235 (mumbles) blew the vans off of these bitches. 228 00:09:42,235 --> 00:09:43,568 Oh shit, victim. 229 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:49,461 Alright, alright, here we go, here we go. 230 00:09:49,461 --> 00:09:50,942 Back on the crime. 231 00:09:50,942 --> 00:09:53,222 (hip hop music) 232 00:09:53,222 --> 00:09:54,055 How you doin? 233 00:09:54,055 --> 00:09:54,888 - Good, how are you? 234 00:09:54,888 --> 00:09:55,943 - Oh, I love your glasses. 235 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,188 - Nigga I ain't seen Quanita 236 00:09:57,188 --> 00:09:59,271 in a long motherfuckin' time nigga. 237 00:09:59,271 --> 00:10:00,394 Long mother. - Nigga, Quanita nigga. 238 00:10:00,394 --> 00:10:01,743 - Nigga yeah, Quanita nigga. 239 00:10:01,743 --> 00:10:03,229 What's wrong with you nigga? 240 00:10:03,229 --> 00:10:05,672 How you know her name nigga, how you know my bride nigga? 241 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:06,505 - I don't know her. 242 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:07,338 - How you doing my bride nigga? 243 00:10:07,338 --> 00:10:08,355 I ain't seen that bitch in 10 years nigga. 244 00:10:08,355 --> 00:10:10,463 That's, you know that's my motherfuckin' wife, right? 245 00:10:10,463 --> 00:10:11,423 - I don't, I don't. 246 00:10:11,423 --> 00:10:12,973 - That's my shit, we got married nigga. 247 00:10:12,973 --> 00:10:15,079 And she was giving me all these commissary notes 248 00:10:15,079 --> 00:10:15,912 and all this other shit, 249 00:10:15,912 --> 00:10:17,405 but you gonna talk some weak shit like that. 250 00:10:17,405 --> 00:10:18,367 - I don't know Quanita man. 251 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,780 - How you know, how you know, how you know my, 252 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:21,175 how you know her, how you know her nigga? 253 00:10:21,175 --> 00:10:22,622 - I don't, I just sayin her name? 254 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,585 - How you know my baby. 255 00:10:23,585 --> 00:10:24,418 - I just. - How you know her? 256 00:10:24,418 --> 00:10:25,597 - I heard about it. 257 00:10:25,597 --> 00:10:26,784 - That's some bull shit nigga. 258 00:10:26,784 --> 00:10:27,853 Are you fuckin'? 259 00:10:27,853 --> 00:10:28,795 - Na, na, no. 260 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:29,969 - Na. Who's you though? 261 00:10:29,969 --> 00:10:31,326 - Not anymore. - Who's you? 262 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,436 - I was not never. - What, not anymore. 263 00:10:33,436 --> 00:10:35,009 - Please. - Oh man, nah, you owe. 264 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,785 Nah nigga you owe me some. 265 00:10:36,785 --> 00:10:39,221 - Runnin into Quanita's boyfriend ex boyfriend 266 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,805 or whatever the fuck he is. 267 00:10:40,805 --> 00:10:43,822 He didn't know who I was until. 268 00:10:43,822 --> 00:10:45,034 - Whata you mean you know Quanita? 269 00:10:45,034 --> 00:10:46,548 - I just heard. - How you know Quanita? 270 00:10:46,548 --> 00:10:48,997 - She had an ad on Craigslist for furniture and I was goin. 271 00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:50,315 - Ad on Craigslist, oh nigga y'all. 272 00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:52,163 Y'all tellin secrets and shit. 273 00:10:52,163 --> 00:10:53,625 Don't you don't know nothin' about. 274 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:54,553 - She didn't respond to ad. 275 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:55,996 - She didn't tell you about me? 276 00:10:55,996 --> 00:10:57,314 - Well she did say something about you, but. 277 00:10:57,314 --> 00:10:58,743 - What'd she say about me then? 278 00:10:58,743 --> 00:11:00,752 - That you're fine young fella. 279 00:11:00,752 --> 00:11:03,004 - Okay, what else, what else she say? 280 00:11:03,004 --> 00:11:04,585 - I'm interested, come on I'm inquisitive about the shit. 281 00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:06,993 - She can't wait for you to get out and rub her feet. 282 00:11:06,993 --> 00:11:08,421 - What else, what else she say? Keep that shit rollin. 283 00:11:08,421 --> 00:11:11,228 - She said she got these two boils on the back of the neck 284 00:11:11,228 --> 00:11:12,315 and she knows that you. 285 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,667 And there she is, Sage Lee. Damn 286 00:11:19,296 --> 00:11:20,917 A little asian with all that body. 287 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:23,665 Make me wanna shoot like a shotty, bang, bang, bang. 288 00:11:23,665 --> 00:11:26,655 Anyway, that's the women with the plan. 289 00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:29,723 The one who set me up with this whole entire deal 290 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,447 and this shit don't go down the way it's supposed to 291 00:11:32,447 --> 00:11:33,280 blame her. 292 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,220 - Okay, you don't know her butt naked do you. 293 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:38,053 - But naked. 294 00:11:38,053 --> 00:11:38,886 - Yeah. Did you touch her? 295 00:11:38,886 --> 00:11:42,069 - I didn't, no. She might've been, no. 296 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,236 - She like you nigga? 297 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,553 - She don't even know me like that, too well. 298 00:11:45,553 --> 00:11:46,386 - And you didn't hit it. 299 00:11:46,386 --> 00:11:47,842 - I didn't for a long time. 300 00:11:47,842 --> 00:11:49,446 - 'Cause five seconds ago you just said you, you, 301 00:11:49,446 --> 00:11:50,663 you didn't but you did, which one, 302 00:11:50,663 --> 00:11:51,880 I'm kind of fucked up here, you know. 303 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,045 I've been goin for a while, but. 304 00:11:54,045 --> 00:11:56,212 - Okay, well tell Quanita. 305 00:11:57,742 --> 00:11:59,087 - Nigga what about my baby mama? 306 00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:00,818 - I wish her well, I wish you both well. 307 00:12:00,818 --> 00:12:03,638 If you do get married I'm comin to the weddin, okay. 308 00:12:03,638 --> 00:12:05,619 - Nigga I don't need you at no motherfuckin' weddin, nigga. 309 00:12:05,619 --> 00:12:09,057 I don't need you around no motherfuckin' Quanita neitha. 310 00:12:09,057 --> 00:12:10,848 Are you going to call her up? If you know her? 311 00:12:10,848 --> 00:12:11,681 You know something about her? 312 00:12:11,681 --> 00:12:12,514 - I know her. 313 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:13,546 - No, you goin to get on this motherfuckin' phone 314 00:12:13,546 --> 00:12:14,757 and call her up right now nigga. 315 00:12:14,757 --> 00:12:15,684 - I can't call Quanita. 316 00:12:15,684 --> 00:12:17,049 - Yeah you gunna call her on this phone. 317 00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:18,690 You gonna call her, talk to her right now. 318 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,193 Here hold on nigga. 319 00:12:20,193 --> 00:12:21,072 - I don't know. 320 00:12:21,072 --> 00:12:23,825 - She ain't answerin my motherfuckin' call. 321 00:12:23,825 --> 00:12:26,419 She ain't answerin my motherfuckin' call. 322 00:12:26,419 --> 00:12:29,529 - [Quanita] Hello. - Hey Quanita. 323 00:12:29,529 --> 00:12:31,080 - What she say nigga? 324 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,523 - It's it's it's me. I'm with your baby daddy. 325 00:12:33,523 --> 00:12:35,558 - Hey baby, hey baby, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. 326 00:12:35,558 --> 00:12:36,787 I was tryin to call you. 327 00:12:36,787 --> 00:12:38,369 I have to have one of your neighbors call me. 328 00:12:38,369 --> 00:12:39,707 - Did you have this nigga follow me? 329 00:12:39,707 --> 00:12:42,011 - (laughinf) I'm not good looking? 330 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:45,263 - [Female Shopper] I don't know, you're pretty. 331 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:46,978 - Hey, we can make it work. 332 00:12:46,978 --> 00:12:50,039 Older the berry the sweeter the juice. 333 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,021 I thought it was blacker the berries the sweeter the juice. 334 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,400 - Did you, did you send him? 335 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,274 - Nigga what the fuck you talkin about? 336 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,296 Fuck you talkin about. 337 00:12:56,296 --> 00:12:58,588 - Yeah this is Todd, it's Todd. 338 00:12:58,588 --> 00:13:01,162 Relax, you gunna get me killed around this motherfucker. 339 00:13:01,162 --> 00:13:02,783 She said that she miss you 340 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,742 and she can't wait to hold your hand. 341 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,711 - Okay, okay nigga you just. 342 00:13:06,711 --> 00:13:09,229 You kinda saved your life though. 343 00:13:09,229 --> 00:13:10,342 - Okay, Cool. 344 00:13:10,342 --> 00:13:12,108 - Answer my motherfucin phone, I'm out here homeless nigga. 345 00:13:12,108 --> 00:13:14,087 - He said you gotta answer his phone, he's homeless. 346 00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:15,223 - Yeah, I ain't got nowhere to go. 347 00:13:15,223 --> 00:13:18,327 - He's very violent at this time, so if you scared. 348 00:13:18,327 --> 00:13:20,421 - I got a job too. I got a job, just let her know. 349 00:13:20,421 --> 00:13:21,254 - He don't got no job. 350 00:13:21,254 --> 00:13:22,569 - I'm about to be with Amazon. 351 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,244 I'm about to be with Amazon. 352 00:13:25,244 --> 00:13:26,197 - [Toddrick] You ever place an order 353 00:13:26,197 --> 00:13:27,808 at a Chinese restaurant, 354 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,677 but you can't understand them and they can't understand you, 355 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:31,990 but you really want them God damn 356 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:34,531 golden-crispy-fried wontons. 357 00:13:34,531 --> 00:13:37,519 So you walk into that bitch and start pointing at stuff. 358 00:13:37,519 --> 00:13:40,273 That's what happened to me and landed me in the lap of 359 00:13:40,273 --> 00:13:43,356 this sexy, sexy, God damn angel, ohh. 360 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:46,300 Anyway. 361 00:13:47,258 --> 00:13:48,675 She could get it. 362 00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:51,591 She can get it all. 363 00:13:51,591 --> 00:13:54,591 I know you don't want to see what happened. 364 00:13:54,591 --> 00:13:58,222 So I'm gonna just fast forward to the part where I finished. 365 00:13:58,222 --> 00:13:59,055 Oh God. 366 00:14:00,238 --> 00:14:01,838 Is this the part? 367 00:14:01,838 --> 00:14:03,240 This is it. 368 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,659 Y'all see all that. 369 00:14:04,659 --> 00:14:06,396 I left my jacket at your house, I'm gonna need that, right? 370 00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:09,397 - Oh y'all niggas leaving clothes at each other's house. 371 00:14:09,397 --> 00:14:10,231 - No, no it wasn't even like that. 372 00:14:10,231 --> 00:14:12,857 It's because look, my house, my package went to her house 373 00:14:12,857 --> 00:14:14,054 and my jacket went to the wrong address. 374 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,832 - I dont understand you, homie. 375 00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:16,665 - Quanita I'll. 376 00:14:16,665 --> 00:14:17,741 - I don't understand you, homie. 377 00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:18,574 - Hold on. 378 00:14:18,574 --> 00:14:19,798 - Nigga, give me my motherfuckin' phone back. 379 00:14:19,798 --> 00:14:20,997 Hey, what's up Quanita what's up? 380 00:14:20,997 --> 00:14:22,303 You know, I've been out here, 381 00:14:22,303 --> 00:14:24,254 I've been out here calling you left and right. 382 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:29,254 And you ain't answering the phone, none of that shit. 383 00:14:29,455 --> 00:14:32,136 (dramatic music) 384 00:14:32,136 --> 00:14:32,969 Hey homeboy, hey what you, hey nigga what you say? 385 00:14:32,969 --> 00:14:34,552 Oh I'm a catch you. 386 00:14:36,424 --> 00:14:38,733 (shoes pounding) 387 00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:41,483 (dramatic music) 388 00:14:42,487 --> 00:14:44,355 - I'm a good boy. 389 00:14:44,355 --> 00:14:46,930 - I don't give a fuck about, you gunna do. 390 00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:47,852 - My life. 391 00:14:47,852 --> 00:14:51,019 (fast dramatic music) 392 00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:58,220 - You gunna do this nigga, you gunna do this. 393 00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:01,275 - That didn't work, it works in the movies. 394 00:15:27,199 --> 00:15:29,141 (metal clanking) 395 00:15:29,141 --> 00:15:31,734 Why would I put that down, that's just stupid. 396 00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:34,085 Oh, this shit is happening to fast for me. 397 00:15:34,085 --> 00:15:36,184 I got to plan this out. I've gotta think. 398 00:15:36,184 --> 00:15:37,342 You gotta think. 399 00:15:37,342 --> 00:15:40,642 I will drive, the fuck away from here, 400 00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:42,547 'cause I cannot fight that nigga Tyrone, 401 00:15:42,547 --> 00:15:45,965 and I don't want no business with no God damn, Quanita. 402 00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:48,069 Believe I let this bitch get me into trouble like this. 403 00:15:48,069 --> 00:15:51,695 I was just doin my shit, now I'm down to a suitcase. 404 00:15:51,695 --> 00:15:54,112 With damn near nothin' in it. 405 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,356 Get the fuck out. 406 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,631 Might as well leave it like that though 407 00:15:57,631 --> 00:16:01,131 'cause the motherfucker ain't heavy, shit. 408 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,173 I need a sign. 409 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:05,006 Do I run? 410 00:16:05,844 --> 00:16:08,807 I mean do I leave, cause it ain't runnin, I ain't no punk. 411 00:16:08,807 --> 00:16:10,642 Shit going on. Okay. 412 00:16:10,642 --> 00:16:13,198 I don't run from nobody, I'm saying, but if you get close, 413 00:16:13,198 --> 00:16:14,723 I gotta get the fuck away from you. 414 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,997 - Y'all good over there? 415 00:16:16,997 --> 00:16:18,316 (laughing) Girl, you know you need some aftershave. 416 00:16:18,316 --> 00:16:20,701 You got all that over there, you got that over there. 417 00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:22,137 Ooh. 418 00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:24,296 - [Toddrick] The nigga I'm supposed to kill, 419 00:16:24,296 --> 00:16:25,456 his wife hired me, 420 00:16:25,456 --> 00:16:28,214 but you know what, long story short, 421 00:16:28,214 --> 00:16:30,081 you're going to have to watch the God damn movie. 422 00:16:30,081 --> 00:16:32,822 But look at him, funky ass dreads on his head, 423 00:16:32,822 --> 00:16:34,183 lookin like a prison mop. 424 00:16:34,183 --> 00:16:36,448 Looked like somebody just peed on the top of his shit 425 00:16:36,448 --> 00:16:37,853 and let her dry up in there. 426 00:16:37,853 --> 00:16:40,453 Stanking ass, stank ass nigga. 427 00:16:40,453 --> 00:16:43,368 - In the kitchen (fingers clicking) 428 00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:44,814 - Fuck it, let's make it to this. 429 00:16:44,814 --> 00:16:46,314 To the car, we go. 430 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:51,971 Just gotta figure out this is. 431 00:16:51,971 --> 00:16:53,176 (phone rings) 432 00:16:53,176 --> 00:16:54,009 My phone. 433 00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:58,479 Hello. 434 00:17:00,104 --> 00:17:00,944 Who is this? 435 00:17:00,944 --> 00:17:04,956 - You don't know who I am, but I know you. 436 00:17:04,956 --> 00:17:07,308 Quanita gave me your number. 437 00:17:07,308 --> 00:17:08,686 - You're friends with Quanita? 438 00:17:08,686 --> 00:17:10,580 - Quanita told me all about you. 439 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,262 I need you to kill somebody. 440 00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:15,131 - Yeah, I can do some things for some money. 441 00:17:15,131 --> 00:17:16,257 How much we talkin? 442 00:17:16,257 --> 00:17:18,462 - Half a million. 443 00:17:18,462 --> 00:17:19,878 - You sound good all. 444 00:17:19,878 --> 00:17:22,013 Sexy than a motherfucker, you must look good. 445 00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:25,478 Send me, send me some titties or somein. 446 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,012 No, I'm just saying I can give a little discount 447 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,320 on what you need me to do, if I can get some ass. 448 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,863 I know Quanita be with the mad bis. What? 449 00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:34,787 - [Sage Lee] Half a million dollars, you're set for life. 450 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,620 - Okay. Yeah, I can do it, damn. 451 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:41,703 I just, ain't trying to be disrespectful, but. 452 00:17:41,703 --> 00:17:44,260 We got to meet, I'm not just goin to be doin random shit 453 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:46,482 for random people, you know, you sound how you look 454 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,982 why not, why not try, try to make it work. 455 00:17:50,979 --> 00:17:54,090 Ain't nobody goin to do nothin' to you. 456 00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:57,161 You called me to kill somebody, woman. 457 00:17:57,161 --> 00:17:57,996 You know who you talking to? 458 00:17:57,996 --> 00:18:00,576 Because I figured I know who I'm talking to. 459 00:18:00,576 --> 00:18:01,951 Lets' get this money. 460 00:18:01,951 --> 00:18:03,823 And bring a thong or something. 461 00:18:03,823 --> 00:18:05,632 Because who knows where the drink might take us? 462 00:18:05,632 --> 00:18:08,015 You drink right? You be drinking. 463 00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:09,682 You drunk right now. 464 00:18:10,712 --> 00:18:12,331 Just touch your nipples or somethin'. 465 00:18:12,331 --> 00:18:14,405 - You nasty, just like my husband. 466 00:18:14,405 --> 00:18:15,918 - I'm just saying this conversation can be going 467 00:18:15,918 --> 00:18:17,168 in a good spot. 468 00:18:19,109 --> 00:18:20,496 - So, can you do it? 469 00:18:20,496 --> 00:18:22,605 - Yeah, I'll do it. 470 00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:26,189 Quanita's bad business. I just want to tell you that. 471 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,311 You ain't got to believe me. 472 00:18:28,311 --> 00:18:31,001 (hip hop music) 473 00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:32,935 Make that ass clap though. 474 00:18:32,935 --> 00:18:35,252 Clapity, clap, clapity, clap. 475 00:18:35,252 --> 00:18:37,146 - Okay, all right. 476 00:18:37,146 --> 00:18:39,179 - You're my final destination, baby. 477 00:18:39,179 --> 00:18:41,815 Sweet thang. All right, yeah. 478 00:18:41,815 --> 00:18:44,482 (hip hop music) 479 00:18:47,946 --> 00:18:49,951 Gunna get me some ass before I get out of town. 480 00:19:02,273 --> 00:19:04,856 (upbeat music) 481 00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:10,416 - This bitch betta have an ass or somethin. 482 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,108 Soundin all sexy on the phone, I ain't got no time for this. 483 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:16,691 Damn you just gonna open my door like that. 484 00:19:18,454 --> 00:19:19,610 - Hey. - Hey, yeah. 485 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:20,549 First time meeting you. 486 00:19:20,549 --> 00:19:22,337 - Took a long time to get here, I took the bus. 487 00:19:22,337 --> 00:19:24,079 - Kinda comfortable. - And the train. 488 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,074 My first fuckin' time. 489 00:19:26,074 --> 00:19:27,907 - You almost got shot. 490 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,154 You fine as a motherfucka though. 491 00:19:31,154 --> 00:19:33,812 So what we, what we, what we doin? 492 00:19:33,812 --> 00:19:35,484 - I got you somthin all right. 493 00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:39,586 Happy 4th July. Look I took the bus here. 494 00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:41,776 - What you doin catching a bus? Thought you was a baller. 495 00:19:41,776 --> 00:19:43,588 - First of all, I don't want to be followed. 496 00:19:43,588 --> 00:19:46,295 And this is some serious shit that we're talking about. 497 00:19:46,295 --> 00:19:47,693 - You don't want to be followed, but you took the bus here 498 00:19:47,693 --> 00:19:48,894 with 13 other nigga's on it. 499 00:19:48,894 --> 00:19:49,975 - And what? 500 00:19:49,975 --> 00:19:50,808 - And a driver? 501 00:19:50,808 --> 00:19:52,214 I'm pretty sure somebody knows who you at. 502 00:19:52,214 --> 00:19:53,564 - No, nobody knows who okay. 503 00:19:53,564 --> 00:19:55,694 I turned the GPS off my phone. 504 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,527 Now. 505 00:19:59,225 --> 00:20:01,225 How are you doing today? 506 00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,247 - I don't know. 507 00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:06,942 - Look, I need you to get rid of somebody for me. 508 00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:08,548 - Okay, I can get rid of somebody, 509 00:20:08,548 --> 00:20:10,480 I could definitely hold on to them titties for you though. 510 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,614 - No. No thanks, all right. 511 00:20:12,614 --> 00:20:14,543 You need to get rid of my husband. 512 00:20:14,543 --> 00:20:15,376 - Okay. 513 00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:16,493 - So we can get his life insurance money. 514 00:20:16,493 --> 00:20:18,434 - Like taking out the trash or something. 515 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,113 What'd he do to you? He beat you? 516 00:20:20,113 --> 00:20:21,749 What'd he do. 517 00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:24,332 - He is the worst husband ever. 518 00:20:25,194 --> 00:20:28,123 Now he has this life insurance policy, 519 00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:30,596 that's worth a million dollars. 520 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,936 - A million dollars? 521 00:20:31,936 --> 00:20:34,603 Okay. Well I can help with that. 522 00:20:35,972 --> 00:20:37,601 (grunting) 523 00:20:37,601 --> 00:20:40,434 (eagle squawking) 524 00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:45,084 - What the hell are you doing? 525 00:20:45,084 --> 00:20:47,323 - I'm sorry, I just, sometimes in my head 526 00:20:47,323 --> 00:20:49,569 I've been thinking about our future endeavors 527 00:20:49,569 --> 00:20:51,819 and them two titties, I meant you, let's do it. 528 00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:52,694 - No. 529 00:20:52,694 --> 00:20:54,945 - What, I thought you said you was goin do it. 530 00:20:54,945 --> 00:20:56,495 - I didn't say that. Did I say that? 531 00:20:56,495 --> 00:20:57,368 - We meet in the parking lot, 532 00:20:57,368 --> 00:20:58,603 I don't know what was going on. 533 00:20:58,603 --> 00:20:59,785 Maybe we should just get. - No, were not. 534 00:20:59,785 --> 00:21:03,463 Get that zipper back on, okay. You're not doing all that. 535 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:06,796 Look I don't have a lot of time, it's a. 536 00:21:08,262 --> 00:21:10,423 You know, I'm not tryn'a be. 537 00:21:10,423 --> 00:21:13,112 - You kinda paranoid, you on drugs? 538 00:21:13,112 --> 00:21:13,945 - No. 539 00:21:13,945 --> 00:21:15,094 - You gotta be on drugs. 540 00:21:15,094 --> 00:21:17,503 - We are doing some criminal activities right now. 541 00:21:17,503 --> 00:21:18,744 Talking about killing somebody, 542 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:19,695 planning on killing somebody. 543 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,151 - You talkin about killin somebody. I'm just listening. 544 00:21:22,151 --> 00:21:23,116 - And you're gunna do it. 545 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,637 - I'm not going to jail for nobody. 546 00:21:24,637 --> 00:21:26,077 - So you're not going to do it. Is that what you said? 547 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,544 - I said I'm not gunna go to jail? I'm goin do it. 548 00:21:27,544 --> 00:21:29,794 - Listen. Is this a rental? 549 00:21:30,974 --> 00:21:32,289 - No, its not a rental. 550 00:21:32,289 --> 00:21:33,650 Stop it. - Shit. 551 00:21:33,650 --> 00:21:34,962 - Okay, I gotta go. 552 00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:37,036 (hand slapping) 553 00:21:37,036 --> 00:21:38,531 - You at least drop you off at the bus stop 554 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,733 or you gunna, you gunna walk from here? 555 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,458 - I guess you can drop me off at the bus stop. 556 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,474 - You know what, you're right, you should walk. 557 00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:47,032 You definitely should walk. Okay, get out of my car. 558 00:21:47,032 --> 00:21:48,139 We getting paid in cash? 559 00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:50,388 Cause I don't have any of those cash apps and. 560 00:21:50,388 --> 00:21:52,311 - Yeah, whatever you want. - Googles and shit. 561 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,831 - All right - Okay. 562 00:21:53,831 --> 00:21:55,751 It was nice seeing you. - Call me later. 563 00:21:55,751 --> 00:21:58,418 (hip hop music) 564 00:22:01,673 --> 00:22:04,585 - Oh man, five more minutes, 565 00:22:04,585 --> 00:22:08,131 out this bitch, its been a long ass five minutes. 566 00:22:08,131 --> 00:22:10,039 How's it going RG. 567 00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:12,456 (fast drums) 568 00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:20,169 Ooh, fresh out this motherfucker. Fuck you. 569 00:22:21,072 --> 00:22:21,905 Ha, hey. 570 00:22:25,336 --> 00:22:26,586 What's up baby? 571 00:22:27,519 --> 00:22:30,644 How you doing? You know what I'm sayin? 572 00:22:30,644 --> 00:22:32,232 How you doin sexy mama? 573 00:22:32,232 --> 00:22:35,846 Looking good in your leopard skin, ha. 574 00:22:35,846 --> 00:22:37,082 Let me call wifey. 575 00:22:37,082 --> 00:22:40,165 What's up sexy mama, what you wearin? 576 00:22:42,685 --> 00:22:44,992 Come on baby. Why you got to play me like that? 577 00:22:44,992 --> 00:22:47,459 I just want to lick at the crest between your toes. 578 00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:48,628 Can I do that? 579 00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:51,295 - Get your ass home and show me. 580 00:22:54,486 --> 00:22:55,319 (Jay laughing) 581 00:22:55,319 --> 00:22:57,118 Now you talkin' my language. 582 00:22:57,118 --> 00:22:59,625 Alright, daddy gunna be home in a minute. 583 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:02,375 Call me daddy, call me daddy hoe. 584 00:23:03,707 --> 00:23:04,849 Alright, alright. 585 00:23:04,849 --> 00:23:06,895 - Did you get my shit? 586 00:23:06,895 --> 00:23:08,808 - Yeah, I got everything on the list. 587 00:23:08,808 --> 00:23:10,824 I got, I got everything on the list. 588 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:14,423 (person chatting) 589 00:23:14,423 --> 00:23:15,506 - Excuse you. 590 00:23:17,217 --> 00:23:18,549 - Get off the phone nigga. 591 00:23:18,549 --> 00:23:19,632 - Okay. Okay. 592 00:23:23,065 --> 00:23:23,898 Damn. 593 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,545 Ooh, about to get some pussy. 594 00:23:28,545 --> 00:23:31,047 Oh no, you didn't just touch me. 595 00:23:31,047 --> 00:23:32,655 - First of all nigga, check ya tone. 596 00:23:32,655 --> 00:23:34,157 - First of all, what's up with your stick dog 597 00:23:34,157 --> 00:23:35,594 and I ain't buying nothin' you sellin'. 598 00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:37,151 - Calm down, I'm trying to help you out. 599 00:23:37,151 --> 00:23:39,548 You got a flat tire, man. 600 00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:42,668 - My front. How do you even know what car I'm in? 601 00:23:42,668 --> 00:23:44,570 - That one over there. - What you talkin about? 602 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:46,595 (loud bang) 603 00:23:46,595 --> 00:23:49,496 It's okay, it's okay, I know him. 604 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:50,579 We're playin. 605 00:23:52,232 --> 00:23:53,793 Fuck, get your big ass up. 606 00:23:53,793 --> 00:23:54,698 (grunting) 607 00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:05,708 Shit, don't fart nigga, don't fart, don't fart. 608 00:24:11,994 --> 00:24:13,407 (fabric rustling) 609 00:24:13,407 --> 00:24:16,157 (metal clanking) 610 00:24:17,686 --> 00:24:21,186 (heavy breathing) 611 00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:44,933 - [Toddrick] And that right there is the dirty fake cop. 612 00:24:44,933 --> 00:24:46,673 Lieutenant Mike Miller. 613 00:24:46,673 --> 00:24:50,148 Oh, freaky, booty touchy, dirty ass white man. 614 00:24:50,148 --> 00:24:52,565 Got a BBW black bitch fetish. 615 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:58,200 - Let's see what's going on in the neighborhood today. 616 00:25:00,030 --> 00:25:04,613 Morning, afternoon, whatever (laughs). 617 00:25:08,137 --> 00:25:10,387 Yeah, good day to be alive. 618 00:25:13,108 --> 00:25:16,108 Lets see what we can get into today. 619 00:25:17,888 --> 00:25:20,404 - How you want it done? Do you want me to choke him out? 620 00:25:20,404 --> 00:25:23,824 You won't drop him down? With the whole smother thing. 621 00:25:23,824 --> 00:25:25,194 You want me to tie him up? 622 00:25:25,194 --> 00:25:28,773 - Put him in the trunk and cut up his body? All right. 623 00:25:28,773 --> 00:25:31,230 Take a picture and send it to me. Let me know. 624 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,536 - I'm not doing no labor work. 625 00:25:32,536 --> 00:25:33,763 I'm not cuttin' no God damn body. 626 00:25:33,763 --> 00:25:34,680 - Burn him. 627 00:25:36,183 --> 00:25:38,777 - Not in my God damn car. Where I'm supposed to burn him at? 628 00:25:38,777 --> 00:25:41,045 - In the park somewhere, put him in a trashcan. 629 00:25:41,045 --> 00:25:42,697 - Well that works for me. - Shoot the motherfucker. 630 00:25:42,697 --> 00:25:45,330 And make sure he bleeds. Make sure he records it. 631 00:25:45,330 --> 00:25:47,340 And then send it to me. 632 00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:48,942 - Yeah. Not from my phone, 633 00:25:48,942 --> 00:25:51,845 but I can show you what the body is once I'm done. 634 00:25:51,845 --> 00:25:52,909 - Yup. 635 00:25:52,909 --> 00:25:55,784 - Okay, but can I see your body first? 636 00:25:55,784 --> 00:25:56,617 - No. 637 00:25:56,617 --> 00:25:57,881 (crickets chirping) 638 00:25:57,881 --> 00:26:00,881 (suspenseful music) 639 00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:05,750 - What the fuck. 640 00:26:07,481 --> 00:26:08,989 Hey. 641 00:26:08,989 --> 00:26:10,523 Hey. 642 00:26:10,523 --> 00:26:12,248 Get me out this bitch. 643 00:26:12,248 --> 00:26:13,858 Oh, I need some water. 644 00:26:13,858 --> 00:26:15,175 (screams) 645 00:26:15,175 --> 00:26:16,508 Help. 646 00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:17,341 Help. 647 00:26:18,408 --> 00:26:22,919 Fuck, oh, nigga, no (crying). 648 00:26:22,919 --> 00:26:26,282 Just don't do me in the booty, I got hemorrhoids. 649 00:26:26,282 --> 00:26:28,438 I can't take it. 650 00:26:28,438 --> 00:26:32,479 Hey, hey I'm claustrophobic nigga, let me out this bitch. 651 00:26:32,479 --> 00:26:34,646 - [Toddrick] Hey, hey, hey, shut the fuck up man. 652 00:26:34,646 --> 00:26:37,375 This is a God damn CRV you got enough trunk room. 653 00:26:37,375 --> 00:26:39,661 I didn't even tie your fuckin' legs. You can set up bitch. 654 00:26:39,661 --> 00:26:41,686 (hip hop music) 655 00:26:41,686 --> 00:26:43,362 - [Jay] Fuck man, why you got me back out here man, 656 00:26:43,362 --> 00:26:44,521 I ain't got no money. 657 00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:47,604 - Damn it (mutters). 658 00:26:48,721 --> 00:26:50,279 (tapping glass) 659 00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:51,696 Shut the fuck up. 660 00:26:52,985 --> 00:26:55,219 God damn it nigga, if you don't shut the fuck up, 661 00:26:55,219 --> 00:26:56,979 I'm gunna have to gag ya. 662 00:26:56,979 --> 00:26:57,812 - Fuck that, 663 00:26:57,812 --> 00:27:01,155 why you got me tied up in this motherfucker dog? 664 00:27:01,155 --> 00:27:04,325 If there's money you want my EBT card in my wallet. 665 00:27:04,325 --> 00:27:07,143 - If I wanted money, I would have just robbed your ass. 666 00:27:07,143 --> 00:27:08,795 This is a kidnapping. 667 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,222 I'm gonna need you to get that through your 668 00:27:10,222 --> 00:27:11,055 motherfuckin' head. 669 00:27:11,055 --> 00:27:12,397 You have been kidnapped. You have been tied up. 670 00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:13,858 You're lucky, ain't nothin' happened to you yet, 671 00:27:13,858 --> 00:27:15,123 but it seems like it's going to happen. 672 00:27:15,123 --> 00:27:16,331 Cause you won't shut the fuck up. 673 00:27:16,331 --> 00:27:18,030 - Nigga, I got a big knot in the back of my head, 674 00:27:18,030 --> 00:27:19,520 as big as your God damn eyeballs. 675 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,934 - You still talkin, okay. - Hold on, hold on. 676 00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:22,095 - Close the trunk now. 677 00:27:22,095 --> 00:27:23,276 - [Jay] Hey man, don't do me like this. 678 00:27:23,276 --> 00:27:27,349 Oh, come on man. This is black on black crime. 679 00:27:27,349 --> 00:27:30,282 Come on man this black on black crime. 680 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:31,181 What the fuck. 681 00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:33,848 (hip hop music) 682 00:27:43,284 --> 00:27:46,687 - Gunna be some nice ham out today. 683 00:27:46,687 --> 00:27:48,909 I wana see some booties twerkin. 684 00:27:48,909 --> 00:27:50,159 Asses jiggling. 685 00:27:51,933 --> 00:27:52,922 Yeah. 686 00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:55,752 Get my swerve on a a little bit maybe, oh. 687 00:27:55,752 --> 00:27:58,252 (dance music) 688 00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:14,537 - Hey man, the police are gonna find me bro. 689 00:28:16,716 --> 00:28:19,841 Look bro, I'm very popular. The police is gonna find me man. 690 00:28:19,841 --> 00:28:20,866 You're not going to get away with it. 691 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:21,699 - The police is gonna find you. 692 00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,499 - Yeah, bra totally. 693 00:28:23,499 --> 00:28:26,609 - What the hell is this? You're a cop? 694 00:28:26,609 --> 00:28:27,844 - It's my badge nigga. 695 00:28:27,844 --> 00:28:29,459 I'm the police. And I already found you. 696 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:32,625 - What the fuck, come on dog. 697 00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:33,801 Special forces. 698 00:28:33,801 --> 00:28:35,056 - [Toddtick] Yeah. Watch your head. 699 00:28:35,056 --> 00:28:36,552 - You do look a little special. 700 00:28:36,552 --> 00:28:37,968 - You know that saying, 701 00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:40,220 "Once you go black, you will never go back." 702 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,865 (crickets chirping) 703 00:28:41,865 --> 00:28:43,296 You know how I feel about that? 704 00:28:43,296 --> 00:28:45,708 Once you go black, you want to get on crack. 705 00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:47,376 (crickets chirping) 706 00:28:47,376 --> 00:28:49,017 - That means, okay. 707 00:28:49,017 --> 00:28:50,605 - And I want to get on crack. 708 00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:52,305 - That's the opioid addiction talkin. 709 00:28:52,305 --> 00:28:56,133 - No, he makes me want to get on drugs. 710 00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:58,383 (grunting) 711 00:28:59,591 --> 00:29:00,424 - Fuck. 712 00:29:01,647 --> 00:29:02,814 Wait a minute. 713 00:29:04,862 --> 00:29:09,373 He didn't take my phone. Stupid motherfucker. 714 00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:12,873 Got you now nigga. Get the fuck outa here. 715 00:29:14,058 --> 00:29:15,141 Hello. Hello. 716 00:29:17,662 --> 00:29:22,009 Hey, hey, I think I'm being kidnapped, bro. 717 00:29:22,009 --> 00:29:24,176 I need you to come get me. 718 00:29:26,126 --> 00:29:27,427 I don't know where I am nigga. 719 00:29:27,427 --> 00:29:31,522 I'm moving in a fuckin'g car. Just come get me. 720 00:29:31,522 --> 00:29:35,522 I got an iPhone. I'm gonna drop you my location. 721 00:29:37,697 --> 00:29:38,681 Um, fuck. 722 00:29:38,681 --> 00:29:40,061 - Hey, who the fuck are you talking to? 723 00:29:40,061 --> 00:29:43,471 - Oh shit, nigga I got no phone. 724 00:29:43,471 --> 00:29:45,341 Oh, God Damn it. 725 00:29:45,341 --> 00:29:46,987 - Give me that. - Come on. 726 00:29:46,987 --> 00:29:49,048 (plastic breaking) 727 00:29:49,048 --> 00:29:50,623 Hey, I was on the phone. 728 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:53,339 - [Toddrick] Look, if you don't shut the fuck up, 729 00:29:53,339 --> 00:29:54,172 I'm gunna kill you. 730 00:29:54,172 --> 00:29:55,672 That's what I'm gonna do. 731 00:29:55,672 --> 00:29:57,598 - Look bro, this must be your first time. 732 00:29:57,598 --> 00:29:58,984 Cause you've sure is new to this. 733 00:29:58,984 --> 00:30:01,467 - Just because I forgot to gag your stupid ass, 734 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:02,446 and fuckin' take your phone, 735 00:30:02,446 --> 00:30:04,483 don't mean I won't shoot you in the God damn head. 736 00:30:04,483 --> 00:30:05,510 - Hey, hey, hey, you got it. 737 00:30:05,510 --> 00:30:07,129 - Shit. 738 00:30:07,129 --> 00:30:08,738 (muttering) 739 00:30:08,738 --> 00:30:10,579 Dead fuckin' palm tree on your head. 740 00:30:10,579 --> 00:30:11,414 I fuckin', oow. 741 00:30:11,414 --> 00:30:13,058 - [Jay] I know you aint talkin bout nobody's hair. 742 00:30:33,495 --> 00:30:36,003 - We all go wants and needs, don't we? 743 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,836 - Really what's yours? 744 00:30:39,507 --> 00:30:41,757 - I need money. Lots of it. 745 00:30:43,267 --> 00:30:46,422 - I got money dog, I can get you money. 746 00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:05,420 (hip hop music) 747 00:31:17,391 --> 00:31:19,982 - [Toddrick] You got killer boobies, I just wanna touch em. 748 00:31:19,982 --> 00:31:23,231 - (cackles) I want the God damn money. 749 00:31:23,231 --> 00:31:24,220 - (Toddrick gasps) 750 00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:26,053 - Money, money, money. 751 00:31:26,974 --> 00:31:28,623 - Oh, I got it. - It's what I want. 752 00:31:28,623 --> 00:31:30,931 So, not matter how he acted, that million dollars put his. 753 00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:31,853 Okay, I'm with it. 754 00:31:31,853 --> 00:31:33,734 - No not really, It was more so he was, 755 00:31:33,734 --> 00:31:36,191 he started to be a whore. 756 00:31:36,191 --> 00:31:37,520 A little slut. 757 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,497 - [Toddrick] Okay. 758 00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:40,164 - He is such a slut. 759 00:31:42,584 --> 00:31:44,140 - [Toddrick] You like wall sex? 760 00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:46,557 (jazz music) 761 00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:50,906 (screeching) 762 00:31:50,906 --> 00:31:53,706 - No, I don't like any kind of animal sex. 763 00:31:53,706 --> 00:31:54,539 - [Toddrick] Animal sex? 764 00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:56,562 - And your not Nigerian, okay. 765 00:31:56,562 --> 00:32:00,710 I once had sex with a Nigerian and they were rough. 766 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:02,526 Like (screeching) 767 00:32:02,526 --> 00:32:04,229 (squealing). 768 00:32:04,229 --> 00:32:05,381 - [Toddrick] You want some jungle dick, 769 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:06,680 is that what you talkin about? 770 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:07,838 - (laughs) 771 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:16,576 - Hey, hey come on let's talk about this real quick dog. 772 00:32:16,576 --> 00:32:18,098 - Get your ass back in. - Hey, hey, hey. 773 00:32:18,098 --> 00:32:19,160 You ain't gotta do all that, come on man, 774 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,526 lets talk about this. 775 00:32:20,526 --> 00:32:22,503 You can let a brother go. 776 00:32:22,503 --> 00:32:23,812 - [Toddrick] Half the money you probably talking bout, 777 00:32:23,812 --> 00:32:24,645 ain't big enough for me. 778 00:32:24,645 --> 00:32:26,835 I'm talking about set for life money, boy. 779 00:32:26,835 --> 00:32:28,749 - Come on nigga. 780 00:32:28,749 --> 00:32:30,729 Like where are you going to get that from me, 781 00:32:30,729 --> 00:32:31,958 I just work at Target. 782 00:32:31,958 --> 00:32:33,498 - [Toddrick] It's called life insurance. 783 00:32:33,498 --> 00:32:35,334 You're worth a milli sleep. 784 00:32:35,334 --> 00:32:37,215 - Nigga, I'm awake. 785 00:32:37,215 --> 00:32:38,597 - [Toddrick] Dead fool. 786 00:32:38,597 --> 00:32:39,430 - All right. 787 00:32:39,430 --> 00:32:41,813 Alright, alright, alright, hold on. 788 00:32:41,813 --> 00:32:43,872 Hold on nigga, shit. 789 00:32:43,872 --> 00:32:47,103 Now you gunna have real fuckin' luck 790 00:32:47,103 --> 00:32:49,816 trying to get that from my wife, buddy. 791 00:32:49,816 --> 00:32:53,149 (laughing) Yo dumb ass. 792 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,779 Hey, how the fuck you know I got life insurance 793 00:32:58,779 --> 00:32:59,696 in the first place? 794 00:32:59,696 --> 00:33:00,650 - [Toddrick] Bingo. 795 00:33:00,650 --> 00:33:01,723 I mean what'd he do to you 796 00:33:01,723 --> 00:33:04,510 to make you got to want to kill him? 797 00:33:04,510 --> 00:33:07,093 - He is the worst husband ever. 798 00:33:08,878 --> 00:33:13,873 He's broke, he works at Target, he talks too much, 799 00:33:13,873 --> 00:33:18,290 he's a cheater, he's a womanizer, he's a thief, he's. 800 00:33:22,286 --> 00:33:25,857 - [Toddrick] God damn, who you married to Ike Turner? 801 00:33:25,857 --> 00:33:28,357 - So I need to get rid of him. 802 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,690 - [Toddrick] Okay, well I can help you with that. 803 00:33:38,425 --> 00:33:40,224 - Oh, that bitch. 804 00:33:44,153 --> 00:33:46,998 Well She ain't getting her toes lick no more. 805 00:33:46,998 --> 00:33:49,248 You know what, that's okay. 806 00:33:51,043 --> 00:33:52,982 I'm gunna wipe my ass on her toothbrush. 807 00:33:52,982 --> 00:33:56,632 (rustling fabric) 808 00:33:56,632 --> 00:33:59,543 Man I can't believe she did me like this. 809 00:33:59,543 --> 00:34:04,193 Whatever happened to for better or worse bitch. 810 00:34:04,193 --> 00:34:06,526 - Oh, boo-hoo-hoo-hoo nigga. 811 00:34:07,572 --> 00:34:10,613 Get over this shit, you sad. 812 00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:14,487 - You know, you see the signs, but you ignore them. 813 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:16,062 I was wondering why this bitch didn't want to play 814 00:34:16,062 --> 00:34:17,395 with my eggroll. 815 00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:20,888 - Yup, well, that's all fine and dandy 816 00:34:20,888 --> 00:34:23,314 and too late now because you married the bitch. 817 00:34:23,314 --> 00:34:25,814 (Jay laughs) 818 00:34:28,193 --> 00:34:29,143 - What's so funny boy? 819 00:34:29,143 --> 00:34:31,496 - [Jay] You mind if I get comfortable, I just wanna. 820 00:34:31,496 --> 00:34:33,622 - Hey, hey, hey. 821 00:34:33,622 --> 00:34:38,622 - Don't worry I ain't goin nowhere, I aint goin nowhere. 822 00:34:38,990 --> 00:34:41,357 So, you gunna wana to hear this. 823 00:34:41,357 --> 00:34:43,024 - Spit it out nigga. 824 00:34:44,107 --> 00:34:47,357 - Now, about this life insurance policy 825 00:34:48,376 --> 00:34:50,033 that y'all can conjure up, 826 00:34:50,033 --> 00:34:53,346 and fuckin' wish that out of the sky. 827 00:34:53,346 --> 00:34:56,513 Listen, bro, is this really necessary? 828 00:34:57,669 --> 00:35:02,502 I stopped paying for that life insurance policy years ago. 829 00:35:03,925 --> 00:35:06,005 - Yous a motherfuckin' liar. 830 00:35:06,005 --> 00:35:09,100 - [Jay] Ain't nobody lying, bro. 831 00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:11,090 - So you telling me, you ain't worth nothin'. 832 00:35:11,090 --> 00:35:14,056 Now look at this bullshit I done got into. 833 00:35:14,056 --> 00:35:16,521 Kidnap the stinkn nigga, got him in my car. 834 00:35:16,521 --> 00:35:17,354 - With your dumb ass. 835 00:35:17,354 --> 00:35:18,457 - [Toddrick] Aint no life insurance. 836 00:35:18,457 --> 00:35:20,407 Get your ass back in the damn trunk right now. 837 00:35:20,407 --> 00:35:23,805 (Jay laughing) 838 00:35:23,805 --> 00:35:25,159 - [Toddrick] So your saying you're not worth anything. 839 00:35:25,159 --> 00:35:26,583 - Not a God damn thing. 840 00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,741 Zilch, zero, nothing. 841 00:35:28,741 --> 00:35:30,101 - [Toddrick] All of this for the money. 842 00:35:30,101 --> 00:35:32,772 And ain't none of it there. Shit. 843 00:35:32,772 --> 00:35:34,631 - nothin', nada. 844 00:35:36,608 --> 00:35:41,525 - [Jay] Yeah, with your dumb ass (laughs). 845 00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:46,092 You lookin real stupid right about now nigga. 846 00:35:46,092 --> 00:35:48,156 And you ain't got no plan. 847 00:35:48,156 --> 00:35:48,989 - Shut your mouth and get in the trunk nigga. 848 00:35:48,989 --> 00:35:49,822 - [Jay] Oh God damn nigga you ain't gotta do all that, 849 00:35:49,822 --> 00:35:50,655 come on. 850 00:35:50,655 --> 00:35:51,488 - [Toddrick] We'll see about that. 851 00:35:51,488 --> 00:35:52,321 - Yeah, we'll see about that 852 00:35:52,321 --> 00:35:54,778 - [Toddrick] Get your monkey ass in the God damn trunk. 853 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:57,327 (boot door slams) 854 00:35:57,327 --> 00:35:58,652 - [Jay] You ain't got no money. 855 00:35:58,652 --> 00:36:01,561 You ain't got no money. You ain't got nobody. 856 00:36:01,561 --> 00:36:04,350 You ain't got nobody (laughs). 857 00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:07,226 (phone ringing) 858 00:36:07,226 --> 00:36:08,059 - Hello? 859 00:36:09,593 --> 00:36:11,891 - When's the last time you checked your husband's policy? 860 00:36:11,891 --> 00:36:13,808 - I don't know why? 861 00:36:13,808 --> 00:36:16,301 - Because he's saying he doesn't have one. 862 00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:18,626 - Wait, you talked to him. 863 00:36:18,626 --> 00:36:21,709 - Just take the fuckin' policy. Damn. 864 00:36:23,289 --> 00:36:25,813 - Okay, let me pull it up. 865 00:36:25,813 --> 00:36:28,813 (computer clicking) 866 00:36:30,372 --> 00:36:33,031 - Well its not there. Its not there. 867 00:36:33,031 --> 00:36:35,804 It's saying it expired due to nonpayment. 868 00:36:35,804 --> 00:36:36,684 - Shit. 869 00:36:36,684 --> 00:36:38,429 - So the motherfucker didn't pay. 870 00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:39,389 - What? 871 00:36:39,389 --> 00:36:41,989 - Well. - Just like that we fucked. 872 00:36:41,989 --> 00:36:45,697 - I guess we can call his mother, plan B. 873 00:36:45,697 --> 00:36:47,691 - Call his mama. 874 00:36:47,691 --> 00:36:48,850 What his mama gonna do? 875 00:36:48,850 --> 00:36:51,289 - She loves him the most and would do anything. 876 00:36:51,289 --> 00:36:52,957 - So his mama gunna me a million dollars. 877 00:36:52,957 --> 00:36:56,464 - Well, more like a hundred K, easy. 878 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,712 - This is bullshit. This. 879 00:36:57,712 --> 00:36:59,674 So this just turn into a motherfuckin' ransom huh? 880 00:36:59,674 --> 00:37:01,745 - [Sage Lee] Yeah. 881 00:37:01,745 --> 00:37:03,186 - So I ain't gotta kill him? 882 00:37:03,186 --> 00:37:05,252 - [Sage Lee] He's still gotta go, he talks to muck. 883 00:37:05,252 --> 00:37:07,193 - Well you said I could do what I wanted to do. 884 00:37:07,193 --> 00:37:08,231 So I figured I could just. 885 00:37:08,231 --> 00:37:09,898 - Just call his mom. 886 00:37:14,295 --> 00:37:17,230 - Go get off my phone then. 887 00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:20,325 You called me, I called you good bye, bye. 888 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:21,408 Stupid bitch. 889 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,138 Oh fuck what I got myself into. 890 00:37:26,138 --> 00:37:27,442 I supposed to kidnap and kill a nigga 891 00:37:27,442 --> 00:37:29,479 because of some crazy Asian bitch. 892 00:37:29,479 --> 00:37:31,341 I don't know how. 893 00:37:31,341 --> 00:37:34,967 Oh yeah I do, she finer than a motherfucka. 894 00:37:40,129 --> 00:37:42,796 (hip hop music) 895 00:37:45,551 --> 00:37:47,411 - I just want to be free. 896 00:37:47,411 --> 00:37:48,244 - [Toddrick] Shut the hell up. 897 00:37:48,244 --> 00:37:49,719 - Oh man, what's going on dog? 898 00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:50,552 - Get you ass up. 899 00:37:50,552 --> 00:37:51,501 - Don't kill me. Don't kill me dude. 900 00:37:51,501 --> 00:37:52,481 Don't kill me. 901 00:37:52,481 --> 00:37:55,027 - I'm not going to kill you, you just got upgraded. 902 00:37:55,027 --> 00:37:55,867 - Oh, for real. 903 00:37:55,867 --> 00:37:58,534 (hip hop music) 904 00:37:59,418 --> 00:38:02,512 Alright, man you ain't gotta be so damn rough. 905 00:38:02,512 --> 00:38:03,574 Now what's up? 906 00:38:03,574 --> 00:38:04,407 - This is what I want. 907 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:05,723 You gunna call that food stamp warden, 908 00:38:05,723 --> 00:38:06,694 big butt bitch of a mom of yours 909 00:38:06,694 --> 00:38:08,944 to send me a $155,000 cash. 910 00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:12,229 - No you didn't just disrespect my mama like that. 911 00:38:12,229 --> 00:38:13,315 - Yes I did. 912 00:38:13,315 --> 00:38:15,009 - No you didn't just disrespect my, aye. 913 00:38:15,009 --> 00:38:17,663 Put the gun down. Let's talk like gentlemen. 914 00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:18,810 - Get your ass. 915 00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:20,538 - Oh, come on dog, so disrespectful. 916 00:38:20,538 --> 00:38:23,675 - Funky breath ass niggas, always wanna talk the longest. 917 00:38:23,675 --> 00:38:28,474 Shut the hell up. Shoot you and your mama nigga. 918 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:29,645 - Okay bro, 919 00:38:29,645 --> 00:38:31,812 like you know my wife isn't the smartest wonton 920 00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:33,124 out of the bag, right? 921 00:38:33,124 --> 00:38:33,957 - Well you ain't got to tell me that, 922 00:38:33,957 --> 00:38:35,728 I've been talking to that retarded bitch. 923 00:38:35,728 --> 00:38:38,127 - Okay, so what's up. Can you let a brother go? 924 00:38:38,127 --> 00:38:40,448 - No. We going to get the money from your mama. 925 00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:42,985 - My mom is on SSI. I can't afford her meds. 926 00:38:42,985 --> 00:38:45,130 I work at Target. I'm trying to get the supervisor job. 927 00:38:45,130 --> 00:38:47,001 - What kinda shit is this? 928 00:38:47,001 --> 00:38:48,844 - Black people problems, who the fuck is you? 929 00:38:48,844 --> 00:38:50,406 Like is this, is this paint? 930 00:38:50,406 --> 00:38:52,116 - Don't touch me. 931 00:38:52,116 --> 00:38:54,699 - Okay. I should kick your ass. 932 00:38:55,557 --> 00:38:57,273 I really should. 933 00:38:57,273 --> 00:38:59,858 But I know where we can get a big payday. 934 00:38:59,858 --> 00:39:02,058 As long as we split it, 50 50. 935 00:39:02,058 --> 00:39:03,015 - We ain't partners. 936 00:39:03,015 --> 00:39:04,996 If it's enough to split 50 50, then fine. 937 00:39:04,996 --> 00:39:07,329 - It's enough. Now untie me. 938 00:39:08,369 --> 00:39:10,068 Come on man, we partners now. 939 00:39:10,068 --> 00:39:11,153 - I gotta make this run 940 00:39:11,153 --> 00:39:12,388 and you lucky I gotta talk you with me. 941 00:39:12,388 --> 00:39:13,461 - Partners, partners. 942 00:39:13,461 --> 00:39:14,705 - I don't do partners shit. 943 00:39:14,705 --> 00:39:15,847 - Partners don't treat each other like this. 944 00:39:15,847 --> 00:39:16,942 It's time to be more respectful. 945 00:39:16,942 --> 00:39:17,812 - One partner got the gun. 946 00:39:17,812 --> 00:39:21,966 - Okay? Remember we don't need that no more, we're partners. 947 00:39:21,966 --> 00:39:22,937 - Just get the fuck out the car. 948 00:39:22,937 --> 00:39:23,770 - Okay. 949 00:39:23,770 --> 00:39:25,027 - Nigga, don't leave my windows down. 950 00:39:25,027 --> 00:39:26,861 What the fuck you doin. 951 00:39:26,861 --> 00:39:28,686 - Aren't we in a white neighborhood anyway? 952 00:39:40,788 --> 00:39:42,567 - Man I really appreciate the drink. 953 00:39:42,567 --> 00:39:43,400 - Yeah. 954 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,386 - The sent of your mouth was just fuckin' me up. 955 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:47,576 - I mean your the one that put me in the trunk 956 00:39:47,576 --> 00:39:49,157 for like three days. 957 00:39:49,157 --> 00:39:51,046 - It was three hours. 958 00:39:51,046 --> 00:39:52,240 - Felt like a long time for me. 959 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,740 - Your breath so bad for three hours nigga 960 00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:55,495 you need to stop eatin cheese. 961 00:39:55,495 --> 00:39:56,807 - Nigga (mumbles) 962 00:39:56,807 --> 00:39:59,474 (hip hop music) 963 00:40:01,279 --> 00:40:03,606 - I know about you, Quanita told me about you. 964 00:40:03,606 --> 00:40:05,706 So you stop doing that, Okay. 965 00:40:05,706 --> 00:40:07,645 You get this done and then you might get some. 966 00:40:07,645 --> 00:40:10,301 - Whatever she said about me is a motherfuckin' lie. 967 00:40:10,301 --> 00:40:12,276 - [Sage Lee] She didn't say nothin' bad about you. 968 00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:13,845 Yep, they comin for you. 969 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,852 - You try to set me up. Huh? 970 00:40:15,852 --> 00:40:17,958 You work for Quanita? 971 00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:19,973 - [Sage Lee] I don't work for no God damn Quanita. 972 00:40:19,973 --> 00:40:20,806 - Okay. 973 00:40:20,806 --> 00:40:21,639 - That bitch works for me. 974 00:40:21,639 --> 00:40:24,582 - Well Quanita said that I did that shit that I didn't do, 975 00:40:24,582 --> 00:40:26,172 she's a damn liar, okay. 976 00:40:26,172 --> 00:40:29,663 Just know that, happened one time, never again. 977 00:40:29,663 --> 00:40:31,193 - [Sage Lee] What is it that you're referring to is? 978 00:40:31,193 --> 00:40:33,485 Cause I don't know what your talkin about. 979 00:40:33,485 --> 00:40:37,402 - Look, she told me that if I, I ate the booty, 980 00:40:39,041 --> 00:40:41,535 but it wasn't my, it wasn't my thing, she, she did it. 981 00:40:41,535 --> 00:40:45,412 She put the booty on me. Is that what she told you? 982 00:40:45,412 --> 00:40:46,524 - [Sage Lee] That's nasty. 983 00:40:46,524 --> 00:40:47,357 - Okay. 984 00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:48,636 - [Sage Lee] Cause she didn't tell me shit like that. 985 00:40:48,636 --> 00:40:49,528 - Okay, well then. 986 00:40:49,528 --> 00:40:53,611 - [Sage Lee] That's very personal, T.M.I. T.M.I. 987 00:40:54,525 --> 00:40:56,187 - Wow. 988 00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:58,352 - (Sage Lee cackles) 989 00:40:58,352 --> 00:40:59,950 (crickets chirping) 990 00:40:59,950 --> 00:41:03,367 - You on opioids? Cause that's an opioid. 991 00:41:04,446 --> 00:41:07,529 - (Sage Lee cackles) 992 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,806 (crickets chirping) 993 00:41:09,806 --> 00:41:11,196 - Hello, security. 994 00:41:43,723 --> 00:41:45,686 - This day keeps getting better and better. 995 00:41:45,686 --> 00:41:49,924 Now tell me your dumb ass plan, cause I know it's dumb. 996 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,637 - My wife really don't love men, man 997 00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:54,362 - This nigga, talkin bout his fuckin' wife. 998 00:41:54,362 --> 00:41:56,673 Come on, man, you gotta get over this shit. 999 00:41:56,673 --> 00:41:59,508 - Get over it. Nigga, My world is shattered. 1000 00:41:59,508 --> 00:42:00,408 - Man, you coulda been dead. 1001 00:42:00,408 --> 00:42:04,048 - She hired you to kidnap me and kill me and rob me. 1002 00:42:04,048 --> 00:42:05,966 Like the bitch is dumb. I ain't got no money. 1003 00:42:05,966 --> 00:42:07,587 - We on to the next shit. 1004 00:42:07,587 --> 00:42:09,817 I got to know what you got planned for me and my money. 1005 00:42:09,817 --> 00:42:14,701 - No more egg rolls, no more chow mein, kung pow chicken. 1006 00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:17,284 Who's toes I'm gunna lick? Who? 1007 00:42:18,717 --> 00:42:20,629 - To be honest, I feel kind of bad. 1008 00:42:20,629 --> 00:42:22,000 This is my first kidnapping gig. 1009 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,378 - Yeah, no shit. You're stopping ass, every two and go. 1010 00:42:25,378 --> 00:42:26,886 I noticed. 1011 00:42:26,886 --> 00:42:28,044 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1012 00:42:28,044 --> 00:42:29,682 - I bought my mama into this. 1013 00:42:29,682 --> 00:42:31,360 - She bought your mama into this. 1014 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,021 I knew your mama had no God damn money from looking at you. 1015 00:42:33,021 --> 00:42:36,957 I was like. This nigga work at Target. 1016 00:42:36,957 --> 00:42:38,734 - Man, she started acting all like dis-real, 1017 00:42:38,734 --> 00:42:41,452 I don't know if she fuckin' some uda nigga, or what, like. 1018 00:42:41,452 --> 00:42:43,125 - Maybe its you. 1019 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,277 - Me? 1020 00:42:44,277 --> 00:42:46,740 - Yeah, you knida fuckin' annoying. 1021 00:42:46,740 --> 00:42:50,951 - Na, that can't be it. Shoulda married a black girl. 1022 00:42:50,951 --> 00:42:52,250 - No, because then you would've been dead. 1023 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:54,174 She woulda did it herself. 1024 00:42:54,174 --> 00:42:56,904 - But I guess all the murder is signs of a gold digger, 1025 00:42:56,904 --> 00:43:00,537 two timing, fuckin' cold hearted bitch. 1026 00:43:00,537 --> 00:43:02,854 (hip hop music) 1027 00:43:02,854 --> 00:43:03,945 Couldn't see it. 1028 00:43:03,945 --> 00:43:07,170 (trumpet bleating) 1029 00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:08,948 - If he's at work, he's flirting with some bitches, 1030 00:43:08,948 --> 00:43:10,953 customers, co-workers, whoever. 1031 00:43:10,953 --> 00:43:11,972 - You know who goes to Targets. 1032 00:43:11,972 --> 00:43:12,861 - They co, they co. 1033 00:43:12,861 --> 00:43:14,783 - The bottom of the barrel, so you shouldn't even care. 1034 00:43:14,783 --> 00:43:15,616 They be some nasty bitches. 1035 00:43:15,616 --> 00:43:17,169 - No, Targets a nice store. What the hell you talkin about. 1036 00:43:17,169 --> 00:43:18,468 - Okay well, I didn't say the store was, 1037 00:43:18,468 --> 00:43:20,884 I said who goes there. 1038 00:43:20,884 --> 00:43:22,006 - [Sage Lee] I go there. 1039 00:43:22,006 --> 00:43:24,095 - That's how I felt that you went there, 1040 00:43:24,095 --> 00:43:25,848 cause you didn't like that comment. 1041 00:43:25,848 --> 00:43:26,681 - [Sage Lee] No. 1042 00:43:26,681 --> 00:43:28,123 - Okay, it's cool. 1043 00:43:28,123 --> 00:43:29,958 - Did he, did you meet him. 1044 00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:31,909 - (Sage Lee cackles) 1045 00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:33,769 - You're on opioids? 1046 00:43:33,769 --> 00:43:35,549 You on some Xannies, some Prophylax, 1047 00:43:35,549 --> 00:43:38,713 some Zoloft, and Percocet, Percadime, 1048 00:43:38,713 --> 00:43:40,405 perk-it-ups, purple quarters. 1049 00:43:40,405 --> 00:43:41,238 - All of em. 1050 00:43:41,238 --> 00:43:42,388 - Okay. - Okay. 1051 00:43:42,388 --> 00:43:45,749 I get it from my grandma, okay. 1052 00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:46,798 That's just how it is. 1053 00:43:46,798 --> 00:43:47,631 - Okay. 1054 00:43:47,631 --> 00:43:50,587 - We need to take all the drugs so we can calm down. 1055 00:43:50,587 --> 00:43:53,843 Cause we around fucked up motherfuckers, like you guys, 1056 00:43:53,843 --> 00:43:54,788 especially my husband. 1057 00:43:54,788 --> 00:43:55,788 - Ain't nothin', whatd you. 1058 00:43:55,788 --> 00:43:56,621 - I got married to him, 1059 00:43:56,621 --> 00:43:58,931 cause I thought he was going to provide, be a provider. 1060 00:43:58,931 --> 00:44:00,307 You know what he turns out to be? 1061 00:44:00,307 --> 00:44:01,140 - Cause you met him at Target. 1062 00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:02,892 - A supplier, okay. 1063 00:44:02,892 --> 00:44:03,935 - Did you meet him at target? 1064 00:44:03,935 --> 00:44:04,768 - No. 1065 00:44:04,768 --> 00:44:05,688 - Where'd you meet him at? 1066 00:44:05,688 --> 00:44:07,436 - Man, I been broken since jail. 1067 00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:10,160 You see where the fuck I work at? Target. 1068 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,648 Tryn' to get my supervisor position, 1069 00:44:11,648 --> 00:44:14,373 but these motherfuckers don't want to promote a nigga. 1070 00:44:14,373 --> 00:44:17,408 - Damn, that's some cold shit man. 1071 00:44:17,408 --> 00:44:18,643 I was supposed to kill you to, 1072 00:44:18,643 --> 00:44:22,253 that would also be my first, you know killing issues 1073 00:44:22,253 --> 00:44:23,086 I ever had to, I. 1074 00:44:23,086 --> 00:44:24,532 - You wouldn't have that on your conscience. 1075 00:44:24,532 --> 00:44:27,101 - Na, I wasn't gonna do it, I wasn't gonna do it. 1076 00:44:27,101 --> 00:44:28,844 I was gonna fuck you up bro. 1077 00:44:28,844 --> 00:44:30,308 And then make it look like you was dead. 1078 00:44:30,308 --> 00:44:33,154 - You could have tried, I woulda beat your ass. 1079 00:44:33,154 --> 00:44:34,333 - I gotta gun. 1080 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:36,217 - That's your only defense. 1081 00:44:36,217 --> 00:44:37,628 - Exactly. That's why I got it. 1082 00:44:37,628 --> 00:44:39,669 - Cause I got these hands, I'm just saying. 1083 00:44:39,669 --> 00:44:42,128 - Look, you gotta come up with a way, 1084 00:44:42,128 --> 00:44:43,881 look, you in a fucked up position. 1085 00:44:43,881 --> 00:44:46,071 I'm in a fucked up, more fucked up position. 1086 00:44:46,071 --> 00:44:47,502 - How you in a more fucked up position? 1087 00:44:47,502 --> 00:44:49,335 My wife wants me dead. 1088 00:44:50,378 --> 00:44:52,941 - You have no idea what I need the money for. 1089 00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:55,947 You got plans to get the money, all is forgiven. 1090 00:44:55,947 --> 00:44:57,795 We cool, you forgave me already, 1091 00:44:57,795 --> 00:44:59,517 sorry for puttin a gun in your face. 1092 00:44:59,517 --> 00:45:01,246 - I'm not forgiving you. 1093 00:45:01,246 --> 00:45:02,239 - Okay, you ain't got to forgive me, 1094 00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,726 but you will tell me where to get this money. 1095 00:45:04,726 --> 00:45:07,288 - I know that bitch got it, life insurance, 1096 00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:09,356 we should kill her. 1097 00:45:09,356 --> 00:45:11,174 - [Toddrick] Now you sound just like you're dumb ass. 1098 00:45:11,174 --> 00:45:13,606 - At the gas station. 1099 00:45:13,606 --> 00:45:14,662 - That's even worse. 1100 00:45:14,662 --> 00:45:16,584 - Oh, he told me he had. - Did he have a cup or a car? 1101 00:45:16,584 --> 00:45:17,667 Cup or a car? 1102 00:45:19,152 --> 00:45:20,777 - A what? - "Can I have some change?" 1103 00:45:20,777 --> 00:45:22,305 Or did he have a car? 1104 00:45:22,305 --> 00:45:24,653 - I actually don't know if he did at the time or not 1105 00:45:24,653 --> 00:45:27,450 because it was moving pretty fast. 1106 00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:29,834 - Can we speed some shit up then, cause you know. 1107 00:45:29,834 --> 00:45:30,831 - I'm not dating you right now okay. 1108 00:45:30,831 --> 00:45:32,381 - I don't want to date. 1109 00:45:32,381 --> 00:45:33,243 - You called your wife, 1110 00:45:33,243 --> 00:45:34,237 and the bitch didn't answer the phone 1111 00:45:34,237 --> 00:45:35,560 because she was hoping you was dead. 1112 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,393 That's what happened, man? 1113 00:45:36,393 --> 00:45:38,003 - Man fuck that bitch. 1114 00:45:38,003 --> 00:45:38,836 - Now listen. 1115 00:45:38,836 --> 00:45:40,586 - And your dumb plan. 1116 00:45:42,428 --> 00:45:45,927 - Your dumb ass hair style, okay. 1117 00:45:45,927 --> 00:45:50,149 - You really gonna go there. - Don't say shit about this. 1118 00:45:50,149 --> 00:45:52,453 - You can't go there with your shit. 1119 00:45:52,453 --> 00:45:54,779 I aint seen that since the seventies boy. 1120 00:45:54,779 --> 00:45:57,944 What you talkin about? You at a aye. 1121 00:45:57,944 --> 00:46:00,611 (hip hop music) 1122 00:46:02,290 --> 00:46:04,708 (crying) 1123 00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:06,703 - Alright, we gotta, we gotta leave. 1124 00:46:06,703 --> 00:46:09,370 (hip hop music) 1125 00:46:15,248 --> 00:46:17,272 - Get your ass up off me. 1126 00:46:17,272 --> 00:46:19,939 (hip hop music) 1127 00:46:43,863 --> 00:46:45,969 I been call this bitch and she aint pickin' up the phone. 1128 00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:47,457 - Cop, cop, cop, cop. 1129 00:46:47,457 --> 00:46:48,290 - [Jay] Cop? 1130 00:46:48,290 --> 00:46:50,201 - [Toddrick] Yeah, cops, cops, cops. 1131 00:46:50,201 --> 00:46:51,409 - Why are you tripping nigga, you a cop. 1132 00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:52,883 Go talk to your buddy, shit. 1133 00:46:52,883 --> 00:46:55,215 I'm pretty sure y'all going to get some donuts or something. 1134 00:46:55,215 --> 00:46:58,586 Bring me back a chocolate glaze, and the one with sprinkles. 1135 00:46:58,586 --> 00:46:59,654 - Wow, wow, wow, all the shit you been through, 1136 00:46:59,654 --> 00:47:01,718 and you still think I'm a fuckin' cop? 1137 00:47:01,718 --> 00:47:02,968 Are you stupid? 1138 00:47:03,953 --> 00:47:06,440 Shut up and be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool nigga, 1139 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:07,788 be cool, be cool. 1140 00:47:07,788 --> 00:47:08,861 - I'm good. 1141 00:47:08,861 --> 00:47:11,861 (suspenseful music) 1142 00:47:16,266 --> 00:47:17,719 - How we doing officer? 1143 00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,769 - Oh, I'm fine, what you guys got going on here? 1144 00:47:20,769 --> 00:47:22,868 A little engine trouble. 1145 00:47:22,868 --> 00:47:25,351 - No we chillin, man, about to roll up some weed, 1146 00:47:25,351 --> 00:47:28,560 kick back, talk about these hoes, money, clothes. 1147 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,639 - Sir, I was talkin to him. 1148 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:32,785 - We're good officer just taking a break from driving. 1149 00:47:32,785 --> 00:47:33,696 That's it. 1150 00:47:33,696 --> 00:47:35,574 - Sir, what is your badge number? 1151 00:47:35,574 --> 00:47:37,220 You tell me you badge number please. 1152 00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:39,410 - Here's my badge number right here, sir. 1153 00:47:39,410 --> 00:47:41,598 Now, if I just get that license real quick, 1154 00:47:41,598 --> 00:47:43,681 you're on your way. 1155 00:47:43,681 --> 00:47:45,905 - [Jay] All right, Miller. 1156 00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:46,738 - That's right. 1157 00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:47,571 - Alright. 1158 00:47:47,571 --> 00:47:48,404 - I'll be right back. 1159 00:47:48,404 --> 00:47:49,539 - [Toddrick] Please. 1160 00:47:49,539 --> 00:47:52,539 (suspenseful music) 1161 00:47:54,193 --> 00:47:56,420 - [Toddrick] Damn it, we fuck, fuckin' going to jail. 1162 00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:57,478 We're going to jail. 1163 00:47:57,478 --> 00:47:59,161 - Nigga can calm down. Give me a gun. 1164 00:47:59,161 --> 00:48:00,532 - My gun. 1165 00:48:00,532 --> 00:48:01,473 - Your gun, give it to me. 1166 00:48:01,473 --> 00:48:03,907 - Alright, the motherfuckers fake to. 1167 00:48:03,907 --> 00:48:05,605 Fake badge, fake gun, same shit, 1168 00:48:05,605 --> 00:48:06,804 bout em at the same party store. 1169 00:48:06,804 --> 00:48:09,467 - For real, this whole fuckin' time? 1170 00:48:09,467 --> 00:48:10,561 - What you gunna do? 1171 00:48:10,561 --> 00:48:13,980 - Some gangster shit. Your ass never gunna learn. 1172 00:48:13,980 --> 00:48:14,813 - Oh shit. 1173 00:48:15,662 --> 00:48:18,176 - Freeze. Get your ass on the ground. 1174 00:48:18,176 --> 00:48:20,228 Yeah, I wana see pavement. 1175 00:48:20,228 --> 00:48:23,649 (suspenseful music) 1176 00:48:23,649 --> 00:48:25,074 Give me this. 1177 00:48:25,074 --> 00:48:26,966 - Wow, wow, wow, what the hell are you doin? 1178 00:48:26,966 --> 00:48:28,349 Wow, wow, wow, wait, no, no, no, no. 1179 00:48:28,349 --> 00:48:30,083 - Nah, what you mean? He's a fake fuckin' cop. 1180 00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:32,202 He got the same badge as you bro. 1181 00:48:32,202 --> 00:48:33,935 Yeah, I be peeping shit. 1182 00:48:33,935 --> 00:48:35,008 - Okay. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1183 00:48:35,008 --> 00:48:35,841 - Bitch. 1184 00:48:35,841 --> 00:48:37,206 - The badge is fake, but I'm a real cop. 1185 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:38,210 Don't do nothin' stupid now. 1186 00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:39,210 - Nah. Fuck. 1187 00:48:41,615 --> 00:48:42,948 Get your ass on. 1188 00:48:44,531 --> 00:48:45,364 - Get them cuffs on him. 1189 00:48:45,364 --> 00:48:48,398 - A'right, a'right (laughing), you though you had me. 1190 00:48:48,398 --> 00:48:52,368 - If you a real cop, why you got a fake badge? 1191 00:48:52,368 --> 00:48:55,209 - Well I keep the fake one for smart asses like him. 1192 00:48:55,209 --> 00:48:58,274 Like to ask questions, report wrong doings. 1193 00:48:58,274 --> 00:48:59,901 - Shit, he might be a real cop man. 1194 00:48:59,901 --> 00:49:01,734 - I don't give a fuck. 1195 00:49:02,596 --> 00:49:04,369 Let's just shoot him 1196 00:49:04,369 --> 00:49:07,170 - Cop or not, we're not gunna fuckin' shoot nobody. 1197 00:49:07,170 --> 00:49:09,255 - Yeah, listen to your buddy. 1198 00:49:09,255 --> 00:49:11,567 - Okay. Let's kick his ass for being dirty. 1199 00:49:11,567 --> 00:49:13,038 - We should kick his ass for being dirty. 1200 00:49:13,038 --> 00:49:14,430 - Hey look, if you let me go, I promise 1201 00:49:14,430 --> 00:49:16,180 I won't say anything. 1202 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:18,440 - Trunk. - Trunk. 1203 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,816 Get your ass in the trunk. 1204 00:49:19,816 --> 00:49:21,008 - Get him in. 1205 00:49:21,008 --> 00:49:22,201 - To damn big for the trunk. 1206 00:49:22,201 --> 00:49:23,375 Plus I don't want to him sweatin back there. 1207 00:49:23,375 --> 00:49:25,292 Lets put him back seat. 1208 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:30,049 I'm sorry I had to put you in the trunk, but this. 1209 00:49:30,049 --> 00:49:31,769 - Why he get the back seat and he the God damn trunk? 1210 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:34,901 See that's racism bro. The white boy get privilege. 1211 00:49:34,901 --> 00:49:38,091 - Just get in the fuckin' car. 1212 00:49:38,091 --> 00:49:39,574 - Damn. 1213 00:49:39,574 --> 00:49:41,543 We just kidnapped a cop, we done jacked his gun 1214 00:49:41,543 --> 00:49:44,151 and everything, we about to be on Special Edition. 1215 00:49:44,151 --> 00:49:44,984 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1216 00:49:44,984 --> 00:49:46,994 One we don't even know if he's a cop or not. 1217 00:49:46,994 --> 00:49:49,078 Two, none of that shit you talking about is cool. 1218 00:49:49,078 --> 00:49:50,966 - Oh, it was cool when you was doing it to me. 1219 00:49:50,966 --> 00:49:51,907 - What that's fuckin'g different. 1220 00:49:51,907 --> 00:49:52,911 I got hired to kidnap somebody. 1221 00:49:52,911 --> 00:49:54,787 We just fuckin' ridin kidnapping white people that's police. 1222 00:49:54,787 --> 00:49:58,736 - That's a dirty ass cop. We need to rob his ass. 1223 00:49:58,736 --> 00:50:00,968 - Had my whole fuckin' day fucked up. 1224 00:50:00,968 --> 00:50:03,750 I ain't got no honey, no money, no ass, no crack, nothin'. 1225 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:06,037 Just a fucked up day. Trying to kidnap and idot. 1226 00:50:06,037 --> 00:50:08,528 - God damn, I feel like we on Slim and Queen 1227 00:50:08,528 --> 00:50:09,699 or some shit like that. 1228 00:50:09,699 --> 00:50:11,834 - Na, na, na, na, ain't no Queen and Slim shit. 1229 00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:15,556 It's more like king and then slim ass nigga. 1230 00:50:15,556 --> 00:50:17,200 And did you see the movie? 1231 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,253 Both of them motherfucker died. 1232 00:50:18,253 --> 00:50:19,717 And which one of us is the girl? 1233 00:50:19,717 --> 00:50:21,102 - I'm the bitch. 1234 00:50:21,102 --> 00:50:21,940 - Yeah, you goin be the bitch. 1235 00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:23,543 - No, because the nigga was acting like a bitch 1236 00:50:23,543 --> 00:50:27,094 the whole movie. So I got balls, You don't. 1237 00:50:27,094 --> 00:50:28,174 - Just shut the fuck up. 1238 00:50:28,174 --> 00:50:30,149 We gotta figure out what to do with this God damn white boy. 1239 00:50:30,149 --> 00:50:31,816 Just get in the car. 1240 00:50:33,862 --> 00:50:34,766 - Fuck. 1241 00:50:34,766 --> 00:50:37,599 (fast rock music) 1242 00:50:41,283 --> 00:50:43,358 - Look I gotta meet up with my homie. 1243 00:50:43,358 --> 00:50:44,492 He had something on his plate 1244 00:50:44,492 --> 00:50:46,736 before I got the call from your wife. 1245 00:50:46,736 --> 00:50:49,569 (fast rock music) 1246 00:51:05,799 --> 00:51:09,100 Okay, Tank's goin help me. He's gotta help me. 1247 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,833 Unwillingly, but he always helps. 1248 00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:15,255 See this is my homie from way, way back in the day. 1249 00:51:15,255 --> 00:51:16,390 You know what they say? 1250 00:51:16,390 --> 00:51:19,559 You can't find a black person to give you nothin', 1251 00:51:19,559 --> 00:51:22,565 but you can always get something from em. 1252 00:51:22,565 --> 00:51:26,398 I'm at that stage in my life, here we go Tank. 1253 00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:29,669 - Oh, man, I don't know if it's good to see you up, 1254 00:51:29,669 --> 00:51:30,560 its kinds late. 1255 00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,636 - I know it's kinda late, but I'm gonna need your help. 1256 00:51:33,636 --> 00:51:35,319 I've been having a crazy motherfuckin' day 1257 00:51:35,319 --> 00:51:36,518 and I just figured 1258 00:51:36,518 --> 00:51:39,518 you my man, and you can help me out. 1259 00:51:40,749 --> 00:51:43,430 - It depends on what type of help you lookin for man. 1260 00:51:43,430 --> 00:51:45,653 - What it is, is I fucked around and I kidnapped a nigger. 1261 00:51:45,653 --> 00:51:47,285 I got him in the car. I got a white cop. 1262 00:51:47,285 --> 00:51:48,118 - [Tank] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1263 00:51:48,118 --> 00:51:50,659 - In the back of I'm stressed the fuck out. 1264 00:51:50,659 --> 00:51:51,986 - [Tank] Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1265 00:51:51,986 --> 00:51:52,819 - I need. 1266 00:51:54,619 --> 00:51:56,036 I need help Tank. 1267 00:51:57,034 --> 00:51:58,881 Atleast let me in to use the bathroom. 1268 00:51:58,881 --> 00:51:59,888 Can I use your bathroom? 1269 00:51:59,888 --> 00:52:02,157 - Ain't you gunna be shittin in my house. 1270 00:52:02,157 --> 00:52:06,740 - [Toddrick] Look, I ain't, who said I got take a shit. 1271 00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:11,248 - Dude, if you had to pee you'd be in the bushes. 1272 00:52:11,248 --> 00:52:12,194 If you gunna go in on here, dude. 1273 00:52:12,194 --> 00:52:13,890 Just hurry up, and spray 1274 00:52:13,890 --> 00:52:15,079 and do whatever you going to do, man. 1275 00:52:15,079 --> 00:52:15,912 But just hurry up. 1276 00:52:15,912 --> 00:52:16,924 Try not to talk to my mama. 1277 00:52:16,924 --> 00:52:20,507 If she started talking to you just don't say nothin'. 1278 00:52:20,507 --> 00:52:23,174 (hip hop music) 1279 00:52:34,312 --> 00:52:36,645 - Which way to the bathroom? 1280 00:52:37,743 --> 00:52:39,781 - The only other door in the building man. 1281 00:52:39,781 --> 00:52:42,975 Just make it fast. You know what I told you. 1282 00:52:50,766 --> 00:52:52,933 - How you doing, she mama? 1283 00:52:54,401 --> 00:52:57,826 Damn, your mama got a lot a ass, a lota ass Tank. 1284 00:52:57,826 --> 00:53:00,714 A lot a ass. Now I gotta shit, I gotta shit, I gotta shit. 1285 00:53:00,714 --> 00:53:03,381 (hip hop music) 1286 00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:17,660 - [Sage Lee] Sagie here, I'm unavailable, 1287 00:53:17,660 --> 00:53:19,243 leave me a message. 1288 00:53:20,345 --> 00:53:22,751 - Look baby, I know you tried to kill my ass, 1289 00:53:22,751 --> 00:53:27,418 but we can work this out. I need, call me back, alright. 1290 00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:37,137 - [Sage Lee] Sagie here, I'm unavailable, 1291 00:53:37,137 --> 00:53:38,504 leave me a message. 1292 00:53:38,504 --> 00:53:40,365 - Look baby I miss you, okay. 1293 00:53:40,365 --> 00:53:42,484 Ain't nobody goin make my woton like you? 1294 00:53:42,484 --> 00:53:43,484 Come on now. 1295 00:53:44,825 --> 00:53:47,839 Just let's let's let's try to work this out, alright. 1296 00:53:47,839 --> 00:53:51,205 For better or worse, baby. Come on. 1297 00:53:51,205 --> 00:53:52,205 Hit me back. 1298 00:53:57,489 --> 00:54:00,067 I'm a try her one more time. 1299 00:54:00,067 --> 00:54:02,121 - [Sage Lee] Sagie here, I'm unavailable, 1300 00:54:02,121 --> 00:54:03,443 leave me a message. 1301 00:54:03,443 --> 00:54:07,001 - Baby its me again, I wish you would pick up the phone 1302 00:54:07,001 --> 00:54:10,497 so we can talk about this, like we got married girl, 1303 00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:11,747 like we're one. 1304 00:54:13,906 --> 00:54:14,989 Call me back. 1305 00:54:20,283 --> 00:54:22,783 Okay. I'm a try one more time. 1306 00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:26,369 - [Sage Lee] Sagie here, I'm unavailable, 1307 00:54:26,369 --> 00:54:27,792 leave me a message. 1308 00:54:27,792 --> 00:54:31,426 - Look baby, we've been through so much, 1309 00:54:31,426 --> 00:54:33,426 fuck, you remember when. 1310 00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:39,350 Look just call me back so we can work this out girl, 1311 00:54:39,350 --> 00:54:41,700 like, come on now, I love you. 1312 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:42,806 I know you tried to kill my ass, 1313 00:54:42,806 --> 00:54:45,605 but I'm willing to let bygones be bygones. 1314 00:54:45,605 --> 00:54:46,688 Call me back. 1315 00:54:47,977 --> 00:54:50,050 - (laughing) Hey boy, 1316 00:54:50,050 --> 00:54:52,816 I don't think she wanted to talk to you, man. 1317 00:54:52,816 --> 00:54:57,067 - Man, shut the fuck up. Ain't nobody ask you. 1318 00:54:57,067 --> 00:54:58,479 If I wanted fake information, 1319 00:54:58,479 --> 00:54:59,854 I would've asked you what the trade market 1320 00:54:59,854 --> 00:55:01,675 gona look like today. 1321 00:55:01,675 --> 00:55:03,889 Baby, come on now. 1322 00:55:03,889 --> 00:55:05,832 - [Sage Lee] Sagie here, I'm unavailable, 1323 00:55:05,832 --> 00:55:07,230 leave me a message. 1324 00:55:07,230 --> 00:55:10,092 - Hit me up baby, like, you know I can't take this. 1325 00:55:10,092 --> 00:55:12,259 you know you my one. Fuck. 1326 00:55:15,170 --> 00:55:16,254 - Oh, there you go, that's the one, 1327 00:55:16,254 --> 00:55:20,921 she's gotta call you back now (laughs). 1328 00:55:22,256 --> 00:55:24,923 (hip hop music) 1329 00:55:29,398 --> 00:55:32,262 - So what are you doing now? What's the plan. 1330 00:55:32,262 --> 00:55:34,595 What you gunna do now, what? 1331 00:55:35,509 --> 00:55:37,270 - We get to the house. 1332 00:55:37,270 --> 00:55:40,350 We get the money and we get the hell out a there. 1333 00:55:40,350 --> 00:55:42,160 - You know my mama's over there right. 1334 00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,378 You know she can hear everything you sayin right. 1335 00:55:44,378 --> 00:55:46,048 - You mama fine a motherfucker to man. 1336 00:55:46,048 --> 00:55:47,631 I just, I thought I'd put that out there. 1337 00:55:47,631 --> 00:55:49,470 I wasn't gunna say nothin' about your mama but 1338 00:55:49,470 --> 00:55:51,220 she got a lot of ass. 1339 00:55:52,511 --> 00:55:55,848 And a that's not, I didn't come over to see you mama. 1340 00:55:55,848 --> 00:55:59,181 I mean, if she up, we can a, na, that's. 1341 00:56:00,503 --> 00:56:01,817 Apparently you stopped selling drugs 1342 00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:03,135 because you still live with your mama. 1343 00:56:03,135 --> 00:56:04,639 - Oh mama I don't sell drugs. 1344 00:56:04,639 --> 00:56:07,387 - Cause I figured one of y'all would move out. 1345 00:56:07,387 --> 00:56:09,969 You be livin in a one bedroom wit your mama. 1346 00:56:09,969 --> 00:56:11,213 Where you sleep at? 1347 00:56:11,213 --> 00:56:13,770 (hip hop music) 1348 00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:15,250 Have you ever heard of layin low? 1349 00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:16,469 - No, nigga I'm not layin low. 1350 00:56:16,469 --> 00:56:17,791 - Cause this is low as it get. 1351 00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:21,209 Cause you in here wit your mama. That's some low shit. 1352 00:56:21,209 --> 00:56:23,045 You can't even have bitches over here. 1353 00:56:23,045 --> 00:56:24,714 My ma find this bitch. 1354 00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:26,732 Y'all need to put some windows in that bathroom though. 1355 00:56:26,732 --> 00:56:29,696 Cause I think your mama went before me. 1356 00:56:29,696 --> 00:56:32,684 Cause it was smelln pretty bad already, that aint on me. 1357 00:57:12,402 --> 00:57:14,652 (groaning) 1358 00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:18,638 - Damn it, left my keys in the car. 1359 00:57:18,638 --> 00:57:20,213 (metal clinking) 1360 00:57:20,213 --> 00:57:22,713 Damn, child proof locks. Fuck. 1361 00:57:24,142 --> 00:57:26,671 (grunting) These fuckin'g idiots. Oh my God. 1362 00:57:26,671 --> 00:57:27,987 Fuck my life. 1363 00:57:27,987 --> 00:57:30,737 (dramatic music) 1364 00:57:31,947 --> 00:57:33,775 (groaning) 1365 00:57:33,775 --> 00:57:36,442 (hip hop music) 1366 00:57:37,681 --> 00:57:41,264 (playful orchestral music) 1367 00:57:45,970 --> 00:57:49,463 (car door clicking) 1368 00:57:49,463 --> 00:57:51,397 - What the hell are you doing? 1369 00:57:51,397 --> 00:57:54,201 - (coughing) God damn, did you just karate chop me? 1370 00:57:54,201 --> 00:57:55,512 - I know, you're not fuckin' sleeping 1371 00:57:55,512 --> 00:57:56,759 while the mother sitting in the back seat. 1372 00:57:56,759 --> 00:57:58,865 You got all the windows open. He coulda escape. 1373 00:57:58,865 --> 00:58:02,247 - Fuck, dog. Look, look let's just take him to the hotel. 1374 00:58:02,247 --> 00:58:03,953 - Hotel. We got a hotel booked somewhere? 1375 00:58:03,953 --> 00:58:05,808 We have no money. 1376 00:58:05,808 --> 00:58:07,539 - [Jay] You are the brokest nigga I know. 1377 00:58:07,539 --> 00:58:09,409 - [Toddrick] And I robbed the brokest nigga I met. 1378 00:58:09,409 --> 00:58:10,346 - [Jay] That's crazy. 1379 00:58:10,346 --> 00:58:12,493 - Hey guys. I got a suggestion. 1380 00:58:12,493 --> 00:58:14,321 Why don't you take me to my house? 1381 00:58:14,321 --> 00:58:16,398 - Why in the fuck would we do that? 1382 00:58:16,398 --> 00:58:17,959 - You have money problems, right? 1383 00:58:17,959 --> 00:58:19,885 I got money, cash at my house. 1384 00:58:19,885 --> 00:58:21,634 - [Jay] How much are we talking about, white boy? 1385 00:58:21,634 --> 00:58:22,551 - $250,000. 1386 00:58:24,447 --> 00:58:26,197 - 250,000. - $250,000. 1387 00:58:28,457 --> 00:58:33,457 (gasps) Nigga we back up, baby we back up baby, I mean. 1388 00:58:34,631 --> 00:58:36,703 - [Jay] Now why the fuck would he have 1389 00:58:36,703 --> 00:58:38,139 that much amount of money? 1390 00:58:38,139 --> 00:58:39,852 - [Toddrick] Cause he's not a fuckin' cop. 1391 00:58:39,852 --> 00:58:41,623 - [Jay] Nigga, you said he was a cop, now you flip-floppin. 1392 00:58:41,623 --> 00:58:42,951 - [Toddrick] That's before I knew he had some money. 1393 00:58:42,951 --> 00:58:44,557 250,000 is way too much for you. 1394 00:58:44,557 --> 00:58:46,940 What'd you doing with that kind of shit? 1395 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:48,942 - Hey look, you want to ask questions. 1396 00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:50,321 You want to take me to my house and get the money? 1397 00:58:50,321 --> 00:58:52,789 Let me go, call it a day, what do you say. 1398 00:58:52,789 --> 00:58:53,737 - [Toddrick] Man, I don't trust him. 1399 00:58:53,737 --> 00:58:55,340 I can't, I don't think we can trust him. 1400 00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,722 - Man, I barely trust your ass. 1401 00:58:56,722 --> 00:58:58,541 Look at the situation we got ourself in, 1402 00:58:58,541 --> 00:59:00,052 fuck you talkin about. 1403 00:59:00,052 --> 00:59:02,310 - [Toddrick] True, true. Where are you live at? 1404 00:59:02,310 --> 00:59:04,591 - Oh, it's not far. Just up the road a bit. 1405 00:59:04,591 --> 00:59:06,411 - [Toddrick] Okay, let's go get some money nigga. 1406 00:59:06,411 --> 00:59:07,979 (car warning bell) 1407 00:59:07,979 --> 00:59:09,934 - [Jay] It better be all hundreds, cash. 1408 00:59:09,934 --> 00:59:12,228 I don't want to see no plastic. 1409 00:59:12,228 --> 00:59:14,069 And I hope you got some food up in there, cause I'm hungry. 1410 00:59:14,069 --> 00:59:15,864 Nigga, I'm about to make me a big ass sandwich. 1411 00:59:15,864 --> 00:59:18,914 - We gunna need some gas to, cause, I can't bring this back, 1412 00:59:18,914 --> 00:59:20,455 it's a rental. 1413 00:59:20,455 --> 00:59:22,105 Okay. Here's what we're going to do. 1414 00:59:22,105 --> 00:59:23,812 I'm go in with him. I'm gonna get the money. 1415 00:59:23,812 --> 00:59:25,538 And then we out get out. We get out. 1416 00:59:25,538 --> 00:59:28,688 - Wow, why can't we go in together? 1417 00:59:28,688 --> 00:59:30,267 - What you mean, why can't we go in together? 1418 00:59:30,267 --> 00:59:31,799 - I mean. 1419 00:59:31,799 --> 00:59:32,888 - You want be the guy to go in there 1420 00:59:32,888 --> 00:59:33,857 with the creepy white man, 1421 00:59:33,857 --> 00:59:35,765 then go for it, be my guest. 1422 00:59:35,765 --> 00:59:38,100 - Hey, so why can't I go in? 1423 00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:40,423 I'm just sayin, I mean, 1424 00:59:40,423 --> 00:59:42,718 it makes more sense that we both go in. 1425 00:59:42,718 --> 00:59:44,041 (dramatic music) 1426 00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:45,446 (fabric rustling) 1427 00:59:45,446 --> 00:59:49,263 - Hey look man, when we get in there don't do no funny shit. 1428 00:59:49,263 --> 00:59:54,253 - Alright guys, the safes in my room, just down the hall. 1429 00:59:54,253 --> 00:59:56,794 - Man, maybe I should just hang back. You know. 1430 00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:58,984 - Just in case this motherfucker tries somethin. 1431 00:59:58,984 --> 01:00:01,055 - Oh, you scared now, ha. 1432 01:00:01,055 --> 01:00:01,953 - Ain't nobody scared. 1433 01:00:01,953 --> 01:00:03,499 But I'm just thinking, bro, like, you know, 1434 01:00:03,499 --> 01:00:06,486 just in case he try anything, I can call for help. 1435 01:00:06,486 --> 01:00:07,530 - Call for help. 1436 01:00:07,530 --> 01:00:09,128 Nigga we in the middle of committin' a crime. 1437 01:00:09,128 --> 01:00:12,980 How the hell, who you gunna call for help? 1438 01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:14,583 - I was thinking the police, 1439 01:00:14,583 --> 01:00:16,599 but maybe that's not a bad, a good idea. 1440 01:00:16,599 --> 01:00:18,664 - This is how people end up on the world's dumbest criminal. 1441 01:00:18,664 --> 01:00:19,975 - I ain't no God damn criminal. 1442 01:00:19,975 --> 01:00:21,118 - You just got out of jail nigga. 1443 01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:22,899 - So you just bring up old shit. 1444 01:00:22,899 --> 01:00:26,932 - Look, open it up. Just open the damn door. 1445 01:00:26,932 --> 01:00:28,957 (key clinking) 1446 01:00:28,957 --> 01:00:30,144 - Get in there. 1447 01:00:30,144 --> 01:00:32,311 (dramatic music) 1448 01:00:32,311 --> 01:00:34,519 Man, why you have to put my business all on front street 1449 01:00:34,519 --> 01:00:35,539 in front of this white ass cop. 1450 01:00:35,539 --> 01:00:37,708 - He aint no God damn cop, remember. 1451 01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:39,033 - But he know other cops. 1452 01:00:39,033 --> 01:00:42,742 Friends that are white and he probably gonna tell em. 1453 01:00:42,742 --> 01:00:45,214 - Hey guys, I'm not a cop and I don't know any. 1454 01:00:45,214 --> 01:00:46,831 Now, can we just get this over with? 1455 01:00:46,831 --> 01:00:48,556 - Yeah, let's get this over with. 1456 01:00:48,556 --> 01:00:51,204 You stay here, you hear anything funny, your scream okay, 1457 01:00:51,204 --> 01:00:52,381 so I can get the hell out. 1458 01:00:52,381 --> 01:00:54,059 Anything. You scream. 1459 01:00:54,059 --> 01:00:55,964 - Okay, okay, alright. 1460 01:00:55,964 --> 01:00:58,227 Now if he take yo gun and whoop yo ass, 1461 01:00:58,227 --> 01:01:00,298 you scream, so I can run. 1462 01:01:00,298 --> 01:01:01,769 - (laughing) Funny. Let's get you the money white boy. 1463 01:01:01,769 --> 01:01:02,907 Come on move. 1464 01:01:02,907 --> 01:01:07,023 - White you got some food in your refrigerator? 1465 01:01:07,023 --> 01:01:08,421 I know you do. 1466 01:01:08,421 --> 01:01:11,188 - Oh, you got a nice ass crib. 1467 01:01:11,188 --> 01:01:12,632 Smell like jungle fever in here. 1468 01:01:12,632 --> 01:01:14,208 You been fuckin' on black bitches? 1469 01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:15,350 Is that what you up to? 1470 01:01:15,350 --> 01:01:17,003 - Yeah. - I bet. 1471 01:01:17,003 --> 01:01:18,526 Show me where this God damn room is. 1472 01:01:18,526 --> 01:01:19,919 - Oh, it's right here. 1473 01:01:19,919 --> 01:01:22,586 - I got, I got you, fuck around. 1474 01:01:23,506 --> 01:01:24,756 - There you go. 1475 01:01:25,702 --> 01:01:29,286 Now it's time for some fun (laughs). 1476 01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:31,953 (loud clanging) 1477 01:01:32,896 --> 01:01:35,351 - [Toddrick] Hello, that nigga actually pushed me in here. 1478 01:01:35,351 --> 01:01:37,651 You know what, it's okay if you fuck on black bitches, 1479 01:01:37,651 --> 01:01:39,651 I don't even care. Help. 1480 01:01:41,267 --> 01:01:42,100 Help! 1481 01:01:47,505 --> 01:01:51,813 - Okay, okay, okay this shits be taken to long man. 1482 01:01:51,813 --> 01:01:53,911 - [Toddrick] Help nigga, help. 1483 01:01:53,911 --> 01:01:55,994 - Oh fuck. Wait a minute. 1484 01:01:57,168 --> 01:02:00,072 This is a fake gun. Where's the real gun? 1485 01:02:00,072 --> 01:02:00,905 Oh shit. 1486 01:02:02,555 --> 01:02:03,888 Okay, ahh, fuck. 1487 01:02:07,397 --> 01:02:08,981 Yo that you? 1488 01:02:08,981 --> 01:02:11,657 - [Toddrick] Yeah its me. Is that you? 1489 01:02:11,657 --> 01:02:13,589 - Who else would it fucken be nigga? 1490 01:02:13,589 --> 01:02:16,219 - [Toddrick] I dunno the motherfucker who pushed me in here. 1491 01:02:16,219 --> 01:02:17,538 - [Jay] How the fuck you get in there dog? 1492 01:02:17,538 --> 01:02:19,436 - [Toddrick] I just said he pushed me, you know what, 1493 01:02:19,436 --> 01:02:21,720 just unlock the door. 1494 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,291 - I can't bro. You unlock the God damn door? 1495 01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:26,013 - [Toddrick] If I could unlock the God damn door 1496 01:02:26,013 --> 01:02:28,630 I'd be out already, it's locked from the outside idiot. 1497 01:02:28,630 --> 01:02:30,618 - Why the fuck you tell me to open it then? 1498 01:02:30,618 --> 01:02:32,223 - You know what, just use your brain 1499 01:02:32,223 --> 01:02:36,090 and your fuckin' foot and kick the door open. 1500 01:02:36,090 --> 01:02:38,001 Wait, let me get out of the way. 1501 01:02:38,001 --> 01:02:39,753 (loud bang) 1502 01:02:39,753 --> 01:02:42,716 - [Jay] Nigga, he just turned off the lights. 1503 01:02:42,716 --> 01:02:46,024 - Do you feel anything? Is he out there raping on you? 1504 01:02:46,024 --> 01:02:47,334 - [Jay] No, what the fuck. 1505 01:02:47,334 --> 01:02:48,950 - Give it a minute, cause once he started fuckin' on you, 1506 01:02:48,950 --> 01:02:50,274 I'm just gona run. 1507 01:02:50,274 --> 01:02:52,213 - [Jay] You can't run nowhere nigga, you locked in. 1508 01:02:52,213 --> 01:02:55,051 - Just (shushing) be quiet, now this white guy, 1509 01:02:55,051 --> 01:02:56,701 he gonna do some weird shit, just open the door for me. 1510 01:02:56,701 --> 01:02:59,487 (door rattling) 1511 01:02:59,487 --> 01:03:01,591 - Nigga, where'd you get the flashlight from? 1512 01:03:01,591 --> 01:03:03,173 - Oh it came with the fake badge. 1513 01:03:03,173 --> 01:03:05,432 - We need to get the fuck out of here. 1514 01:03:05,432 --> 01:03:06,982 - What about the $250,000 man. 1515 01:03:06,982 --> 01:03:08,978 - Are you out of your mind? That imaginary money. 1516 01:03:08,978 --> 01:03:10,697 He just said that to lure us in here. 1517 01:03:10,697 --> 01:03:12,546 - What you mean lure? 1518 01:03:12,546 --> 01:03:14,358 - Meaning he wanted to kill us or hump us. 1519 01:03:14,358 --> 01:03:16,130 I see it all the time on the fuckin' news. 1520 01:03:16,130 --> 01:03:18,188 Why do you think I wanted to go by the fuckin' door? 1521 01:03:18,188 --> 01:03:21,159 Just face it, bro. We both got lured in here. 1522 01:03:21,159 --> 01:03:22,948 - Stop using the fuckin' word lure. 1523 01:03:22,948 --> 01:03:24,352 - Make me feel like some retarded ass kid 1524 01:03:24,352 --> 01:03:26,229 has got in somebodies van for some fuckin' candy. 1525 01:03:26,229 --> 01:03:27,938 Look, I ain't gonna get botty touch, 1526 01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:29,167 I ain't sucking no dicks. 1527 01:03:29,167 --> 01:03:31,667 Now you shut the fuck up and let's find this money. 1528 01:03:31,667 --> 01:03:33,656 - Alright nigga, come on. 1529 01:03:33,656 --> 01:03:34,909 - Shit. - Shit. 1530 01:03:34,909 --> 01:03:36,629 - Man did you hear that? 1531 01:03:36,629 --> 01:03:38,279 - [Miller] Come out and play. 1532 01:03:38,279 --> 01:03:39,600 - What the fuck your the one with the gun. 1533 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,223 - Nigga, it's fake. 1534 01:03:41,223 --> 01:03:42,735 - He don't know that. 1535 01:03:42,735 --> 01:03:44,202 - [Miller] I know that gun is fake. 1536 01:03:44,202 --> 01:03:47,836 Came with a fake badge, right? (laughing) 1537 01:03:47,836 --> 01:03:49,185 - How I supposed to know the motherfucker 1538 01:03:49,185 --> 01:03:50,863 shop at the same store I shop at. 1539 01:03:50,863 --> 01:03:51,696 - [Jay] I got an idea. 1540 01:03:51,696 --> 01:03:52,603 - Come on, I'm not going to hurt ya. 1541 01:03:52,603 --> 01:03:53,902 Just wana play. 1542 01:03:53,902 --> 01:03:55,526 - We got lured here. 1543 01:03:55,526 --> 01:03:57,436 - We'll you got any fuckin' better ideas? 1544 01:03:57,436 --> 01:03:59,420 - Where two black dudes in a white man fuckin' place, 1545 01:03:59,420 --> 01:04:00,752 we gonna go to fuckin' jail. 1546 01:04:00,752 --> 01:04:03,666 It's time to man up. What is that, a spatula? 1547 01:04:03,666 --> 01:04:07,208 You got a fake gun, let's whoop his ass. 1548 01:04:07,208 --> 01:04:08,041 - Fuck it. 1549 01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:08,874 - Come out and play. 1550 01:04:08,874 --> 01:04:09,707 - Lets do it. 1551 01:04:09,707 --> 01:04:11,824 - I'm not gunna hurt you, I just wana play. 1552 01:04:11,824 --> 01:04:12,657 - Fuck nigga, na nigga. 1553 01:04:12,657 --> 01:04:14,715 - (shushing) Shut up, shut up. 1554 01:04:14,715 --> 01:04:15,732 He just wants to play. 1555 01:04:15,732 --> 01:04:18,266 So you go over there for like five minutes. Okay. 1556 01:04:18,266 --> 01:04:21,767 - Are you for real, are you for real? 1557 01:04:21,767 --> 01:04:23,092 - I'm just saying somebody gotta. 1558 01:04:23,092 --> 01:04:24,991 - You kidnapped me, fuckin'. 1559 01:04:24,991 --> 01:04:29,000 You got my mom involved in this. My wife. 1560 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,972 I just wanted to watch Dragon Ball Z, 1561 01:04:30,972 --> 01:04:32,205 after I got off work. 1562 01:04:32,205 --> 01:04:35,611 - Okay. Officer where gunna come out. 1563 01:04:35,611 --> 01:04:36,611 - Na, no, no. 1564 01:04:36,611 --> 01:04:37,671 - But you not gonna play with out butts 1565 01:04:37,671 --> 01:04:39,182 or nothin' like that are you? 1566 01:04:39,182 --> 01:04:40,438 - [Miller] Yes I am. 1567 01:04:40,438 --> 01:04:41,355 - Oh, fuck. 1568 01:04:42,676 --> 01:04:45,032 - (sobbing loudly) I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. 1569 01:04:45,032 --> 01:04:46,897 - (Miller laughing) 1570 01:04:46,897 --> 01:04:48,056 - You can do this. 1571 01:04:48,056 --> 01:04:48,952 - You a super cold nigga you know that. 1572 01:04:48,952 --> 01:04:50,323 - He's a white guy, it's not gonna hurt. 1573 01:04:50,323 --> 01:04:51,156 - [Jay] I don't wana. 1574 01:04:51,156 --> 01:04:52,439 - Alright, all right, here's the plan. 1575 01:04:52,439 --> 01:04:53,808 I'm gunna go out and stall. 1576 01:04:53,808 --> 01:04:54,641 - Okay. 1577 01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:55,924 - When I do that, you come out of nowhere. 1578 01:04:55,924 --> 01:04:57,752 knock this nigger out, alright. 1579 01:04:57,752 --> 01:04:59,923 - That's your plan, you ain't came up with nothin' good, 1580 01:04:59,923 --> 01:05:01,269 but this, this might work. 1581 01:05:01,269 --> 01:05:02,679 You go get distraction. 1582 01:05:02,679 --> 01:05:03,761 - [Miller] Ready or not hear I come. 1583 01:05:03,761 --> 01:05:05,737 - Hurry the fuck up to. Hurry up he's getting closer. 1584 01:05:05,737 --> 01:05:06,808 - All right, all right, all right. 1585 01:05:06,808 --> 01:05:07,641 - Go. 1586 01:05:08,883 --> 01:05:09,716 - (grunts) Be a man. 1587 01:05:09,716 --> 01:05:10,549 - Yeah. 1588 01:05:10,549 --> 01:05:11,742 - Be a man. - Be a God damn man 1589 01:05:11,742 --> 01:05:12,790 You got this. 1590 01:05:12,790 --> 01:05:14,708 - Ooh, ooh. - Ooh, ooh. 1591 01:05:14,708 --> 01:05:16,958 (grunting) 1592 01:05:19,137 --> 01:05:21,360 - [Jay] Alright white boy, it's you and me. 1593 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:22,633 (screaming) 1594 01:05:22,633 --> 01:05:24,599 (skin slapping) 1595 01:05:24,599 --> 01:05:27,043 (dramatic music) 1596 01:05:27,043 --> 01:05:29,643 - Don't you fuckin' move. 1597 01:05:29,643 --> 01:05:31,601 Don't you fuckin' move. 1598 01:05:31,601 --> 01:05:32,605 (dramatic music) 1599 01:05:32,605 --> 01:05:34,070 - Nigga, where the gun come from? 1600 01:05:34,070 --> 01:05:35,830 - I dropped it in the car, but I forgot I had it on me 1601 01:05:35,830 --> 01:05:37,400 because I had to take a shit. 1602 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:38,717 (suspenseful music) 1603 01:05:38,717 --> 01:05:41,428 (laughing) 1604 01:05:41,428 --> 01:05:42,928 - Nigga shoot him. 1605 01:05:44,597 --> 01:05:46,838 (gun fires) 1606 01:05:46,838 --> 01:05:51,801 - Fake gun ha, fake gun you idiot (laughing). 1607 01:05:51,801 --> 01:05:53,127 That hurt owe. 1608 01:05:53,127 --> 01:05:54,363 (dramatic music) 1609 01:05:54,363 --> 01:05:55,907 (grunting) 1610 01:05:55,907 --> 01:05:57,673 - [Toddrick] Yeah, fake this (panting). 1611 01:05:57,673 --> 01:05:59,194 - Oh damn. 1612 01:05:59,194 --> 01:06:00,742 Oh ooh. 1613 01:06:00,742 --> 01:06:02,992 (grunting) 1614 01:06:03,826 --> 01:06:05,484 - God damn. 1615 01:06:05,484 --> 01:06:07,353 Man take it easy. 1616 01:06:07,353 --> 01:06:10,207 - Yeah, that moment I beat that fake cops ass. 1617 01:06:10,207 --> 01:06:11,863 That new powder, shit. 1618 01:06:11,863 --> 01:06:14,548 All I kept thinkin is bout how I was gonna Quanitas fuckin', 1619 01:06:14,548 --> 01:06:17,638 baby daddy, boyfriend Tyrones ass, when I see that nigga. 1620 01:06:17,638 --> 01:06:20,599 Lets get the fuck out here. 1621 01:06:20,599 --> 01:06:23,182 - Alright nigga, come on, shit. 1622 01:06:24,325 --> 01:06:26,289 - Hey fuck you. 1623 01:06:26,289 --> 01:06:28,747 - [Jay] You got the weed? 1624 01:06:28,747 --> 01:06:31,817 - Who knew things could get so bad in 24 hours. 1625 01:06:31,817 --> 01:06:35,066 I went from good boy to bad boy. 1626 01:06:35,066 --> 01:06:37,316 But hey, I made it through. 1627 01:06:38,522 --> 01:06:41,396 Sometimes you just got to go through the fire, 1628 01:06:41,396 --> 01:06:44,338 see what didn't burn down in the motherfuckin' house. 1629 01:06:44,338 --> 01:06:47,559 And take it to the pawn shop, so you can rebuild. 1630 01:06:47,559 --> 01:06:50,686 Get your money right? And keep it right. 1631 01:06:50,686 --> 01:06:53,522 Tighter than a frog, bully baby. 1632 01:06:53,522 --> 01:06:57,225 Teddy motherfuckin' Todd, back on top. 1633 01:06:57,225 --> 01:06:58,257 (laughing) 1634 01:07:00,824 --> 01:07:02,050 (drum music) 1635 01:07:02,050 --> 01:07:03,587 - You gonna call your fat butt mama 1636 01:07:03,587 --> 01:07:06,930 and tell that bitch to send me a hundred grand. 1637 01:07:06,930 --> 01:07:09,626 - Man, my mama on insulin, I pay for her to play. 1638 01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:10,870 What's my line? Shit. 1639 01:07:10,870 --> 01:07:12,087 - You're mama on insulin. 1640 01:07:12,087 --> 01:07:14,337 (laughing) 1641 01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:18,864 - [Sage Lee] So now your hustlin my mom? 1642 01:07:18,864 --> 01:07:20,809 Or your fuckin' mom. - So now your hustlin my mama? 1643 01:07:20,809 --> 01:07:22,157 - And I know you got gout nigga, 1644 01:07:22,157 --> 01:07:23,595 cause the bitch been talkin about you. 1645 01:07:23,595 --> 01:07:25,042 Yous a no good loser ass nigga. 1646 01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:27,450 Stop drinking and get a real fuckin' job. 1647 01:07:27,450 --> 01:07:28,926 - God damn trunk 1648 01:07:28,926 --> 01:07:30,576 (loud bang) 1649 01:07:30,576 --> 01:07:31,409 - Oh shit. 1650 01:07:33,665 --> 01:07:35,754 - [Sage Lee] Cut. What are you guys? 1651 01:07:35,754 --> 01:07:37,151 - (laughs) I don't know. 1652 01:07:37,151 --> 01:07:37,994 - [Sage Lee] To much improvisation. 1653 01:07:37,994 --> 01:07:38,827 - I know, that's how it went. 1654 01:07:38,827 --> 01:07:40,885 - No, you don't get on the ground Mat. 1655 01:07:40,885 --> 01:07:42,291 - No you not suppose to? 1656 01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:43,637 - No, cause you. 1657 01:07:43,637 --> 01:07:44,951 - Excuse me. 1658 01:07:44,951 --> 01:07:46,438 - Excuse me. 1659 01:07:46,438 --> 01:07:47,758 - I don't have time for this today. 1660 01:07:47,758 --> 01:07:49,115 Whatever the fuck you sellin. 1661 01:07:49,115 --> 01:07:50,766 Oh you suppose to have your stick. 1662 01:07:50,766 --> 01:07:51,599 (laughs) 1663 01:07:51,599 --> 01:07:52,701 - I know you got them gift cards, 1664 01:07:52,701 --> 01:07:54,999 cause I know you fuckin' old black people. 1665 01:07:54,999 --> 01:07:57,832 (Actors laughing) 1666 01:07:59,985 --> 01:08:01,814 - [Camera Man] And I was good. 1667 01:08:01,814 --> 01:08:04,397 - [Jay] That was good, alright. 1668 01:08:08,377 --> 01:08:10,310 (crying) 1669 01:08:10,310 --> 01:08:12,933 - Oh no, nigga, no, no. 1670 01:08:12,933 --> 01:08:16,309 - I know you want to leave me, but bitch 1671 01:08:16,309 --> 01:08:17,976 you won't let me go. 1672 01:08:19,613 --> 01:08:21,533 - You need to get your shit together. 1673 01:08:21,533 --> 01:08:23,887 We're at the beach, and you're cryin about your old bitch 1674 01:08:23,887 --> 01:08:25,101 that wana kill you. 1675 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:29,203 There's ass out there, I mean ass, out there. 1676 01:08:29,203 --> 01:08:30,803 You just gotta wana go. 1677 01:08:30,803 --> 01:08:32,336 - I can't continue. 1678 01:08:32,336 --> 01:08:33,997 - You continued at the Target parking lot. 1679 01:08:33,997 --> 01:08:36,279 Fat bitches, retarded bitches, I saw you. 1680 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,267 - That was a bad bitch though, cause that was thick as hell, 1681 01:08:38,267 --> 01:08:40,827 I mean it went like this and then it went like that. 1682 01:08:40,827 --> 01:08:41,935 - Focus, focus. 1683 01:08:41,935 --> 01:08:43,191 - You can put a cup on that motherfucker. 1684 01:08:43,191 --> 01:08:45,269 - If you cry one more time about this bitch. 1685 01:08:45,269 --> 01:08:47,375 - I'm trying to recover. I'm just trying to try to recover. 1686 01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:49,126 Can I recover? 1687 01:08:49,126 --> 01:08:50,227 - [Toddrick] Did you get Covid tested? 1688 01:08:50,227 --> 01:08:52,321 You up in her scratchin, scaring the fuck out of me. 1689 01:08:52,321 --> 01:08:55,022 (Sage Lee laughing) 1690 01:08:55,022 --> 01:08:57,101 - [Toddrick] Huh? 1691 01:08:57,101 --> 01:08:58,438 Is that the first vaccine 1692 01:08:58,438 --> 01:09:01,714 or second vaccine shot you rubbing off. 1693 01:09:01,714 --> 01:09:03,049 - [Sage Lee] You're not supposed to just let him pound 1694 01:09:03,049 --> 01:09:03,993 you the entire time. 1695 01:09:03,993 --> 01:09:05,508 You're supposed to get some lines in. 1696 01:09:05,508 --> 01:09:07,215 - Yeah, I'm about to. - God damn. 1697 01:09:07,215 --> 01:09:08,584 - Yeah, I'm just sayin, I mean you know, 1698 01:09:08,584 --> 01:09:10,697 I'm a be all up in that bitch. 1699 01:09:10,697 --> 01:09:13,224 Hey look, yes I got the list. 1700 01:09:13,224 --> 01:09:16,431 I got everything on your list. Everything. 1701 01:09:16,431 --> 01:09:18,158 Alright, I'll see you in a few. 1702 01:09:18,158 --> 01:09:20,333 You know I'm a be all up in that thang girl, 1703 01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:21,666 all up in there. 1704 01:09:22,831 --> 01:09:26,152 (crowd clapping) 1705 01:09:26,152 --> 01:09:28,484 - Black nigga on stage, what's up y'all? 1706 01:09:28,484 --> 01:09:31,522 Yep, that's me Toddrick Franks. 1707 01:09:31,522 --> 01:09:34,276 After my funny experience, I realized that, hey, 1708 01:09:34,276 --> 01:09:37,165 I am a good boy for life, but on stage, 1709 01:09:37,165 --> 01:09:39,005 I got to make this $50 a night. 1710 01:09:39,005 --> 01:09:39,838 So you motherfuckers 1711 01:09:39,838 --> 01:09:42,153 get involved in my standup comedy. 1712 01:09:42,153 --> 01:09:43,911 Cause I took my lifes joke 1713 01:09:43,911 --> 01:09:46,264 and trying to get paid off of it. 1714 01:09:46,264 --> 01:09:50,247 Oh yeah, Teddy Todd baby. I'm on my way to the top. 1715 01:09:50,247 --> 01:09:53,088 If you don't think that it's ain't going to be fire. 1716 01:09:53,088 --> 01:09:54,879 Wait, to you see part two? 1717 01:09:54,879 --> 01:09:56,990 Oh, woo, woo, oh, woo, woo. 1718 01:09:56,990 --> 01:09:58,506 Damn, there's a lot of motherfuckers out here. 1719 01:09:58,506 --> 01:10:01,876 Anybody else got scared from the fire? 1720 01:10:01,876 --> 01:10:03,674 Nigger, I was nervous as shit when I got the message 1721 01:10:03,674 --> 01:10:04,691 that said you're working tonight. 1722 01:10:04,691 --> 01:10:05,524 I said "Where?" 1723 01:10:05,524 --> 01:10:08,075 They said fuckin' "Backyard barbecue, Compton." 1724 01:10:08,075 --> 01:10:11,050 (crowd laughing) 1725 01:10:11,050 --> 01:10:12,860 Nigga I got issues out there I don't wana, 1726 01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:14,153 man fuckin' Compton. 1727 01:10:14,153 --> 01:10:15,544 I sent out a text message to all my people, 1728 01:10:15,544 --> 01:10:17,520 said "Y'all need to come support." 1729 01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:19,422 Y'all should have read the replies and shit. 1730 01:10:19,422 --> 01:10:21,138 They said, "Nigga, you tryn' to set me up? 1731 01:10:21,138 --> 01:10:23,511 Nigga, I told you I was gonna get your $20 back. 1732 01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:25,399 Get your money back nigga, I don't wana die." 1733 01:10:25,399 --> 01:10:26,233 (crowd laughing) 1734 01:10:26,233 --> 01:10:27,762 That's bullshit, we in Compton nigga. 1735 01:10:27,762 --> 01:10:30,478 But I didn't know Compton had, enough room like this. 1736 01:10:30,478 --> 01:10:32,841 What, who's house is this? 1737 01:10:32,841 --> 01:10:35,498 Shit, this must be when redline is startin. 1738 01:10:35,498 --> 01:10:37,871 It's like you niggas are over there. 1739 01:10:37,871 --> 01:10:39,046 Crackers over here. 1740 01:10:39,046 --> 01:10:40,145 (crowd laughing) 1741 01:10:40,145 --> 01:10:42,910 Got one of these cracker properties, I love it, shit. 1742 01:10:42,910 --> 01:10:44,778 I know yous all pulled up ands like "Where we at?" 1743 01:10:44,778 --> 01:10:47,839 You seen all the weed growin in the front. 1744 01:10:47,839 --> 01:10:51,745 Came to the back, this bitch is dead than a motherfucker. 1745 01:10:51,745 --> 01:10:54,694 What kinda fuckin' lawn guy you got (laughs)? 1746 01:10:54,694 --> 01:10:56,868 The nigga done put the fake dead grass back in, 1747 01:10:56,868 --> 01:10:59,625 let you know they been tryin. 1748 01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:01,206 What the fuck are y'all doin. 1749 01:11:01,206 --> 01:11:02,642 But the real reason why I got nervous and shit 1750 01:11:02,642 --> 01:11:04,062 cause I don't like goin to peoples houses. 1751 01:11:04,062 --> 01:11:06,398 That's not my thing. I don't, fuck it. 1752 01:11:06,398 --> 01:11:08,530 Cause y'all got to many house rules, you know what I mean? 1753 01:11:08,530 --> 01:11:09,683 It's not like the club and shit, 1754 01:11:09,683 --> 01:11:11,082 just don't wear your hat nigga. 1755 01:11:11,082 --> 01:11:12,669 It's different, you come to somebody's house, 1756 01:11:12,669 --> 01:11:15,301 its like "Aah, take of your shoes buddy." 1757 01:11:15,301 --> 01:11:16,458 (crowd laughing) 1758 01:11:16,458 --> 01:11:17,780 What the fuck is wrong wit you? You know my feet stink. 1759 01:11:17,780 --> 01:11:19,771 Niggas don't wear socks unless we got on the flip flops. 1760 01:11:19,771 --> 01:11:20,980 (crowd laughing) 1761 01:11:20,980 --> 01:11:23,653 Some weird shit going on. 1762 01:11:23,653 --> 01:11:24,627 I went to this one white lady's house, 1763 01:11:24,627 --> 01:11:26,673 the bitch took my jacket, I was nervous. 1764 01:11:26,673 --> 01:11:29,832 "Bitch took my jacket, my weeds in there." 1765 01:11:29,832 --> 01:11:31,305 What the fuck is wrong with you bitch? 1766 01:11:31,305 --> 01:11:34,125 It took me 40 minutes to find the hoe and my jacket. 1767 01:11:34,125 --> 01:11:34,958 - [Lady] We're gonna need you done. 1768 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:36,300 - God damn, need to sit my drink down, 1769 01:11:36,300 --> 01:11:38,467 cause the ice done melted. 1770 01:11:39,927 --> 01:11:41,096 Shoulda gave me 30 minutes nigga, 1771 01:11:41,096 --> 01:11:43,193 I got 30 minutes and five minutes jokes for you niggas 1772 01:11:43,193 --> 01:11:44,528 right quick. 1773 01:11:44,528 --> 01:11:47,148 But any way, na, I seen you all in this bitch, 1774 01:11:47,148 --> 01:11:47,981 and she got a Rottweiler. 1775 01:11:47,981 --> 01:11:50,062 Y'all seen the Rottweiler? 1776 01:11:50,062 --> 01:11:51,587 I thought it was a white person dog 1777 01:11:51,587 --> 01:11:52,917 because the tail wasn't cut. 1778 01:11:52,917 --> 01:11:54,702 (crowd laughing) 1779 01:11:54,702 --> 01:11:56,351 You ain't train this nigga to do shit. 1780 01:11:56,351 --> 01:11:57,984 (crowd laughing) 1781 01:11:57,984 --> 01:12:00,491 God damn lickin his own ass, nigga you got to fight. 1782 01:12:00,491 --> 01:12:02,770 Live out in Compton niggas, this a Compton dog. 1783 01:12:02,770 --> 01:12:04,662 Yo fuckin' up your dog with your jump. 1784 01:12:04,662 --> 01:12:07,163 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1785 01:12:07,163 --> 01:12:08,618 No, but I went to my white friend's house 1786 01:12:08,618 --> 01:12:10,139 and I broke one of the fuckin' house rules. 1787 01:12:10,139 --> 01:12:11,855 I hate the house rule shit. I didn't know. 1788 01:12:11,855 --> 01:12:13,023 I said fuck it. You know what I mean? 1789 01:12:13,023 --> 01:12:14,775 I put on socks just in case. 1790 01:12:14,775 --> 01:12:16,257 So I jumped out the shit 1791 01:12:16,257 --> 01:12:17,759 and the nigga dog was following me around 1792 01:12:17,759 --> 01:12:18,822 the whole fuckin' times. 1793 01:12:18,822 --> 01:12:19,655 I said, 1794 01:12:19,655 --> 01:12:21,764 "This dog is followin a nigga around, this is bullshit." 1795 01:12:21,764 --> 01:12:22,825 I didn't know he was hungry. 1796 01:12:22,825 --> 01:12:24,621 So I gave that nigga some chicken. 1797 01:12:24,621 --> 01:12:26,226 Here you go motherfucker, he tore that shit down. 1798 01:12:26,226 --> 01:12:27,292 (lips smacking) 1799 01:12:27,292 --> 01:12:29,450 (dog growling) 1800 01:12:29,450 --> 01:12:31,408 He swallowed that shit and started going 1801 01:12:31,408 --> 01:12:34,749 (chocking) "Help." 1802 01:12:34,749 --> 01:12:37,949 I said, "Bitch. This nigga dog to ask for help." 1803 01:12:37,949 --> 01:12:39,467 I said, "You gotta get the away from me nigga, 1804 01:12:39,467 --> 01:12:42,261 don't blame this shit on me." 1805 01:12:42,261 --> 01:12:43,895 White dude came down the stairs mad as fuck, 1806 01:12:43,895 --> 01:12:47,840 "Oh my God. Did you fuckin' feed him?" 1807 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:48,877 I said "I didn't feed him, 1808 01:12:48,877 --> 01:12:50,235 I might've dropped some chicken on the ground 1809 01:12:50,235 --> 01:12:51,562 and the nigga ate it." 1810 01:12:51,562 --> 01:12:53,780 He said "He can't eat human." 1811 01:12:53,780 --> 01:12:56,747 I said "I said chicken bitch, no human in the. 1812 01:12:56,747 --> 01:12:57,812 What the fuck is wrong with you?" 1813 01:12:57,812 --> 01:13:01,255 He said "He can't eat what we eat. Fucker." 1814 01:13:01,255 --> 01:13:04,116 When white people call you fucker, you crossed a line. 1815 01:13:04,116 --> 01:13:05,463 There's almost no going back. 1816 01:13:05,463 --> 01:13:06,717 I said these niggas got my shoes. 1817 01:13:06,717 --> 01:13:09,300 (crowd laughs) 1818 01:13:10,212 --> 01:13:14,529 They said, "Do you understand this dog has fuckin' diabetes? 1819 01:13:14,529 --> 01:13:17,586 Level three, M.H. I don't know what the fuck that is. 1820 01:13:17,586 --> 01:13:19,775 But he had it. He's go corona." 1821 01:13:19,775 --> 01:13:22,511 I said, "Well God Damn, how'd he get all this shit?" 1822 01:13:22,511 --> 01:13:25,641 He said "He had it when we got him." 1823 01:13:25,641 --> 01:13:28,391 (crowd laughing) 1824 01:13:30,838 --> 01:13:33,386 Now only white people do shit like that. 1825 01:13:33,386 --> 01:13:36,545 They wana rescue the dying motherfuckers. 1826 01:13:36,545 --> 01:13:38,628 Come on now, this niggas on medicated food. 1827 01:13:38,628 --> 01:13:40,568 How the fuck was I supposed to know?