WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:46.713 --> 00:00:48.506 [laughter] 4 00:00:48.590 --> 00:00:50.341 [female voice] When it comes to grandparents, 5 00:00:50.425 --> 00:00:53.094 it's always this charming story of persistence, 6 00:00:53.178 --> 00:00:54.929 how your grandparents got together. 7 00:00:55.013 --> 00:00:57.599 You ask your grandma, "How'd you meet Grandpa?" 8 00:00:57.682 --> 00:00:59.976 It's always, "I didn't like him at first, 9 00:01:00.060 --> 00:01:03.563 but he kept turning up and now we're together." 10 00:01:03.646 --> 00:01:08.860 And no one ever asks Nana, "Why didn't you like Grandpa?" 11 00:01:08.943 --> 00:01:11.946 [whispering] She'd be like, "I'll tell you something, 12 00:01:12.030 --> 00:01:13.615 he gave me a real creep vibe." 13 00:01:13.698 --> 00:01:16.201 "Always looking at me, licking his lips." 14 00:01:16.284 --> 00:01:19.162 "I didn't like it." "He made me uncomfortable." 15 00:01:19.245 --> 00:01:23.291 "But my husband died in the war, and your grandpa kept showing up." 16 00:01:23.374 --> 00:01:26.461 "Nine months later, your uncle Ted was born." 17 00:01:26.544 --> 00:01:29.464 -[laughter] -There's a switch in women's brains. 18 00:01:29.547 --> 00:01:32.675 We're like, "He must love me if he keeps bothering me." 19 00:01:32.759 --> 00:01:35.970 "He pulled my hair when I was little, he obviously loves me." 20 00:01:36.054 --> 00:01:37.722 Doesn't go the opposite way. 21 00:01:37.806 --> 00:01:39.766 It's never rewarded for women. 22 00:01:39.849 --> 00:01:42.560 Instantly, you're in the creep zone as a girl. 23 00:01:42.644 --> 00:01:46.022 You text a guy twice, it's like, "Take it easy, psycho." 24 00:01:46.106 --> 00:01:47.941 -"What a fucking psycho." -[laughter] 25 00:01:48.441 --> 00:01:50.276 What a fucking psycho. 26 00:01:50.360 --> 00:01:51.694 ["Watch Out" by Clintongore plays] 27 00:01:51.778 --> 00:01:55.448 ♪ Go downstairs See what shit I can stir {\an8}♪ 28 00:01:55.532 --> 00:01:58.993 line:5% ♪ My friends aren't drinkin' Like they said they were ♪ 29 00:01:59.077 --> 00:02:01.037 line:5% ♪ Grab a seat by the door ♪ 30 00:02:01.121 --> 00:02:03.706 ♪ Look around for someone to come on to{\an8}… ♪ 31 00:02:03.790 --> 00:02:05.208 line:5% Here we are. Charleston. 32 00:02:07.502 --> 00:02:08.670 line:5% [crowd murmuring] 33 00:02:09.254 --> 00:02:10.380 line:5% [cheering] 34 00:02:10.463 --> 00:02:11.297 line:5% [audience] Yeah! 35 00:02:11.381 --> 00:02:15.260 line:5% ♪ Watch out, it isn't real desire ♪ 36 00:02:15.343 --> 00:02:18.471 line:5% ♪ Watch out, it's only more of the same ♪ 37 00:02:18.555 --> 00:02:20.807 line:5% ♪ Till the day that I finally… ♪ 38 00:02:20.890 --> 00:02:23.852 line:5% Here in the Dallas suburbs. This is called the cheese line. 39 00:02:23.935 --> 00:02:26.396 line:5% ♪ At night and wonder How I can behave this way… ♪ 40 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:27.438 line:5% I farted. 41 00:02:27.522 --> 00:02:31.025 line:5% ♪ Watch out I like playin' with fire… ♪ 42 00:02:31.484 --> 00:02:33.820 line:5% -What's happening? -[man] Permission to squeeze-- 43 00:02:33.903 --> 00:02:35.989 line:5% [woman] How many hours have we been on set? 44 00:02:36.072 --> 00:02:39.284 line:5% ♪ Finally say goodbye Lie awake at night… ♪ 45 00:02:39.367 --> 00:02:40.493 line:5% [woman] Baby, shots. 46 00:02:40.577 --> 00:02:42.203 ♪ {\an8}…how I can behave this way ♪ 47 00:02:43.705 --> 00:02:45.498 line:5% -[woman] Thanks, guys. -[cheering] 48 00:02:45.582 --> 00:02:46.416 Yeah. 49 00:02:46.499 --> 00:02:50.044 line:5% [woman] That was the third one across. Numerical prefix-- 50 00:02:50.628 --> 00:02:53.965 line:5% ♪ Watch out I like playin' with fire… ♪ 51 00:02:54.048 --> 00:02:55.675 line:5% [woman] People, move please. 52 00:02:56.259 --> 00:02:59.637 line:5% Seven! Seven! Seven! 53 00:03:00.096 --> 00:03:01.681 line:5% [woman] Over for the week. 54 00:03:03.683 --> 00:03:05.685 line:5% [woman] It is so cold in Syracuse. 55 00:03:06.186 --> 00:03:08.229 line:5% -[woman yelling indistinctly] -[cheering] 56 00:03:08.313 --> 00:03:10.023 ♪ Goodbye lie awake ♪ 57 00:03:10.106 --> 00:03:13.067 ♪ At night and wonder How I can behave this way ♪ 58 00:03:13.151 --> 00:03:14.319 [music stops] 59 00:03:14.402 --> 00:03:17.280 You said you'd finish law school and you didn't, Jack. 60 00:03:17.363 --> 00:03:20.658 You said you'd open up your own business, Jack, and you couldn't. 61 00:03:20.783 --> 00:03:24.495 Let's get serious. You didn't even finish the dishes this morning, Jack. 62 00:03:24.579 --> 00:03:28.458 -You think you're smarter than me? -It's "smarter than I," and I know I am. 63 00:03:30.877 --> 00:03:32.712 That was great. Thank you. 64 00:03:32.795 --> 00:03:34.589 [woman snorting, chuckling] 65 00:03:34.672 --> 00:03:35.632 What's so funny? 66 00:03:36.507 --> 00:03:39.260 Well, you should list them off quicker. Right? Like, 67 00:03:39.344 --> 00:03:41.638 "Didn't finish law school, didn't open a business." 68 00:03:41.721 --> 00:03:44.974 "Couldn't even finish the dishes." Rule of three, do it quickly. 69 00:03:45.058 --> 00:03:48.728 And we say "Jack" like a billion times. Is that like, a typo? 70 00:03:48.811 --> 00:03:50.188 I think the joke is fine. 71 00:03:50.271 --> 00:03:52.607 Hm. We're using the term "joke" liberally. 72 00:03:52.690 --> 00:03:55.568 -[woman chuckles] -You're a stand-up, right? New to acting? 73 00:03:56.527 --> 00:03:58.905 -No. -You might be a little old for this. 74 00:03:58.988 --> 00:04:00.823 -She's supposed to be 35. -Hm. Yeah. 75 00:04:00.907 --> 00:04:02.492 I'm 34, so-- 76 00:04:02.575 --> 00:04:03.618 [men groaning] 77 00:04:03.701 --> 00:04:04.661 [director] Yeesh. 78 00:04:04.744 --> 00:04:06.204 [man] I think we're good. 79 00:04:06.287 --> 00:04:07.872 -Thanks for coming in. -Yeah. 80 00:04:07.956 --> 00:04:09.165 -Okay-- -[director] Thanks. 81 00:04:09.249 --> 00:04:11.042 -Thanks so much. -[director] Thank you. 82 00:04:12.502 --> 00:04:13.962 -Thank you. -[door shutting] 83 00:04:14.045 --> 00:04:16.256 -All right, I just had an idea. -Yeah? 84 00:04:16.339 --> 00:04:20.134 What if we change the joke to what she said? 85 00:04:20.843 --> 00:04:23.471 That's good. I like it when you say it. She was rude. 86 00:04:24.180 --> 00:04:25.056 But you're right. 87 00:04:25.556 --> 00:04:27.016 -Thank you. -Thank you. 88 00:04:27.100 --> 00:04:30.687 -Oh my God! Andrea! -[indistinct rehearsing] 89 00:04:30.770 --> 00:04:32.146 -Hi, Serrena. -Hi! 90 00:04:32.230 --> 00:04:35.858 -Hi. -Oh, you sounded so good in there. 91 00:04:35.942 --> 00:04:37.360 -Good luck. -Thank you. 92 00:04:37.443 --> 00:04:41.114 -Give me a hug. So good to see you. -[melodic instrumental music plays] 93 00:04:41.197 --> 00:04:43.783 -So slumming it in TV? -Oh my God. 94 00:04:43.866 --> 00:04:45.660 [Andrea] Know how there's always one girl 95 00:04:45.743 --> 00:04:48.329 you never want to run into when you're feeling your worst? 96 00:04:48.413 --> 00:04:50.498 Or whatever, you know? Blah, blah. 97 00:04:50.581 --> 00:04:52.292 Serrena Halstead, one of my faves! 98 00:04:52.375 --> 00:04:53.293 -Hi! -Bye, Andrea. 99 00:04:53.376 --> 00:04:56.129 [Andrea] Serrena and I moved to LA around the same time. 100 00:04:56.212 --> 00:04:59.424 When I started doing stand-up, she got her break in acting. 101 00:04:59.507 --> 00:05:02.760 And the girl booked everything, like every show. 102 00:05:02.844 --> 00:05:05.430 The way she talked made me wanna rip my ears out. 103 00:05:05.513 --> 00:05:08.349 I mean, your kids on Insta? Adorbs. 104 00:05:08.433 --> 00:05:11.894 -So sweet. -You in the hot suit? Goals. Life goals. 105 00:05:11.978 --> 00:05:15.356 [Andrea] And I know it's not cool for women to judge other women, 106 00:05:15.440 --> 00:05:17.191 but whatever, we all do it. 107 00:05:17.275 --> 00:05:18.192 Hot Neighbor? 108 00:05:18.276 --> 00:05:19.527 [Andrea gagging] 109 00:05:20.028 --> 00:05:22.238 [Andrea] I'm not perfect, and she's annoying, 110 00:05:22.322 --> 00:05:24.532 but, [clears throat] this story isn't about her. 111 00:05:24.615 --> 00:05:26.034 [Andrea] I was terrible, Margot. 112 00:05:26.117 --> 00:05:31.664 The network flew me first class for a five-minute audition, 113 00:05:31.748 --> 00:05:35.168 and I still bombed. I'm gonna eat everything on this plane. 114 00:05:35.251 --> 00:05:39.130 I'm gonna chug a gallon of Cranapple and chase it with a pound of cookies. 115 00:05:39.213 --> 00:05:40.840 Wanna know the best part? 116 00:05:40.923 --> 00:05:42.967 I've been at TSA for 45 minutes 117 00:05:43.051 --> 00:05:46.304 because the woman in front of me lost her boarding pass. 118 00:05:46.387 --> 00:05:50.058 Between check-in and the metal detector, she managed to lose it. 119 00:05:50.141 --> 00:05:52.352 Here's an idea: get the app. 120 00:05:52.435 --> 00:05:54.479 Or get a purse with a padlock on it, 121 00:05:54.562 --> 00:05:56.647 or a fanny pack, or don't leave the house. 122 00:05:56.731 --> 00:06:00.151 You know what it should be? If you hold up TSA, you're the terrorist. 123 00:06:00.234 --> 00:06:01.652 [man] Hey. You dropped this. 124 00:06:03.404 --> 00:06:05.823 Oh, that is humbling. 125 00:06:05.907 --> 00:06:07.158 [man chuckles] 126 00:06:07.241 --> 00:06:10.745 [Andrea] If I'm gonna start from the beginning, I can honestly say that 127 00:06:10.828 --> 00:06:13.498 the story was not about love at first sight. 128 00:06:13.581 --> 00:06:16.918 I thought he looked like a manager at Brooks Brothers. 129 00:06:17.001 --> 00:06:20.797 [melodic instrumental music plays] 130 00:06:20.880 --> 00:06:22.006 Thank you. 131 00:06:22.090 --> 00:06:23.007 [whispering] Shit. 132 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:26.344 What? No, I dropped my, huh, pants. 133 00:06:26.427 --> 00:06:30.390 [announcer] Flight 1212 to Los Angeles now boarding. Flight 1212 now boarding. 134 00:06:30.473 --> 00:06:32.100 [planes taking off] 135 00:06:33.559 --> 00:06:35.228 [flight attendant bell rings] 136 00:06:35.311 --> 00:06:36.646 [muffled chatter] 137 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:41.359 -Excuse me. May I please have--? -No, you've already had three juices. 138 00:06:41.442 --> 00:06:42.276 That's enough. 139 00:06:44.821 --> 00:06:45.696 [mutters] My God. 140 00:06:45.780 --> 00:06:47.782 [indistinct conversation] 141 00:06:53.287 --> 00:06:54.122 Hello. 142 00:06:55.706 --> 00:06:59.794 "Scaled relative to the severity…" 143 00:07:03.131 --> 00:07:04.757 Oh. Hi. 144 00:07:05.633 --> 00:07:06.676 Proportionality. 145 00:07:08.970 --> 00:07:12.473 Wait, nope. Wait, yes. Rasp-berry. The P. 146 00:07:12.557 --> 00:07:14.600 -The hidden P. Thank you. -Hidden P. 147 00:07:14.684 --> 00:07:15.935 -[man chuckles] -Hidden P. 148 00:07:16.018 --> 00:07:17.979 -Oh. -I'm Dennis, by the way. 149 00:07:18.980 --> 00:07:19.814 I'm Andrea. 150 00:07:19.897 --> 00:07:22.275 -Hi. -Hey, Andrea. Nice to meet you. 151 00:07:22.358 --> 00:07:25.736 Yeah. Yes, "and you." Sorry, that's the way a person answers. 152 00:07:25.820 --> 00:07:28.948 And nice to meet you. And thank you for the boarding pass. 153 00:07:29.031 --> 00:07:31.868 I don't know what kind of idiot loses their boarding pass 154 00:07:31.951 --> 00:07:34.078 a minute after getting it, but that was ironic. 155 00:07:34.162 --> 00:07:37.373 Airports have horrible effects on people. Bring out the worst. 156 00:07:37.457 --> 00:07:41.294 I feel like my worst is stuck on a casting tape somewhere in Midtown. 157 00:07:41.377 --> 00:07:42.503 [Andrea scoffing] 158 00:07:42.587 --> 00:07:45.256 Wait, you're a comedian, right? Andrea Singer. 159 00:07:45.339 --> 00:07:48.259 -No autographs. -[laughs] I've seen you before. Cool. 160 00:07:48.342 --> 00:07:49.886 I'm sorry. I'm in a mood. 161 00:07:49.969 --> 00:07:53.473 I had the worst audition of my life and I feel like garbage. 162 00:07:53.556 --> 00:07:55.933 Well, you know a career in show business 163 00:07:56.017 --> 00:07:59.020 is an incredibly difficult thing to accomplish, Andrea. 164 00:07:59.103 --> 00:08:01.981 -Yes, Dennis, I do know that. -You should be proud. 165 00:08:02.064 --> 00:08:06.444 The ratio of self-proclaimed entertainers to those who make a living entertaining, 166 00:08:06.527 --> 00:08:09.113 I'd imagine to be incredibly disproportionate. 167 00:08:09.614 --> 00:08:11.491 Talk about proportionality. 168 00:08:12.533 --> 00:08:14.285 This is a valid point. 169 00:08:14.368 --> 00:08:16.120 -[both chuckle] -[call bell ringing] 170 00:08:17.205 --> 00:08:18.456 And what do you do? 171 00:08:18.539 --> 00:08:19.457 Hedge funds. 172 00:08:20.500 --> 00:08:21.709 Is that fun? 173 00:08:22.335 --> 00:08:25.630 It's like acting. You need people to believe in you to sell your character. 174 00:08:25.713 --> 00:08:28.716 I need people to believe that I'd be capable with their money. 175 00:08:29.675 --> 00:08:31.928 -Are you? -Depends on how much I've had to drink. 176 00:08:32.011 --> 00:08:33.054 -[both chuckle] -No. 177 00:08:33.137 --> 00:08:35.306 If you speak well and went to a good school, 178 00:08:35.389 --> 00:08:37.225 most people will give you their money. 179 00:08:37.308 --> 00:08:38.851 What? No way. 180 00:08:38.935 --> 00:08:42.188 Those are reasons to not trust a person. I don't trust you. 181 00:08:42.271 --> 00:08:43.231 Excellent decision. 182 00:08:43.314 --> 00:08:45.233 Your comedic instincts have served you well. 183 00:08:45.316 --> 00:08:46.901 -[both laugh] -[phone buzzing] 184 00:08:46.984 --> 00:08:48.236 Oh, excuse me. 185 00:08:48.319 --> 00:08:49.695 [melodic music plays] 186 00:08:49.779 --> 00:08:50.655 [Dennis] Hello? 187 00:08:50.738 --> 00:08:54.659 [Andrea] I don't usually talk to people on planes, but he seemed nice, 188 00:08:54.742 --> 00:08:57.787 line:5% normal, like an accountant who loves missionary. 189 00:08:57.870 --> 00:09:00.164 line:5% [Dennis] Talk to you later. Bye. Love you. 190 00:09:00.248 --> 00:09:01.165 [Dennis sighing] 191 00:09:01.249 --> 00:09:05.211 -My girlfriend, Cassandra. She's a model. -Wow. Slipping that right in. 192 00:09:05.294 --> 00:09:08.464 She can't see me later because her shoot got moved. 193 00:09:08.548 --> 00:09:10.800 -Again. [chuckling] -Hate when that happens. 194 00:09:10.883 --> 00:09:14.887 [gentle electronic music plays] 195 00:09:15.846 --> 00:09:18.349 -[attendant] Something to drink? -Oh, whiskey neat. 196 00:09:18.432 --> 00:09:22.019 If you have Blue Label, I'll take it. If not, pour it and don't tell me. 197 00:09:22.103 --> 00:09:22.937 [both laughing] 198 00:09:23.020 --> 00:09:25.106 -Andrea? -Cranapple. Juice. 199 00:09:26.607 --> 00:09:27.441 Got it. 200 00:09:28.317 --> 00:09:30.778 Not drinking before 5:00, huh? Some comic you are. 201 00:09:30.861 --> 00:09:31.696 [Andrea chuckles] 202 00:09:31.779 --> 00:09:35.616 -So you got a husband or a boyfriend? -Oh, wow. Seamless transition. 203 00:09:35.700 --> 00:09:39.078 Um, I have a guy that I asked to pick me up from the airport. 204 00:09:39.161 --> 00:09:41.622 So, we'll see if Cayden can clear his schedule. 205 00:09:41.706 --> 00:09:45.418 Cayden. Sounds like a stimulating conversationalist, Cayden. 206 00:09:45.501 --> 00:09:49.297 Yeah, a formidable opponent to a model named Cassandra, I'm sure. 207 00:09:49.380 --> 00:09:51.757 -[chuckling] Fair play. -[Andrea] Mm-hm. 208 00:09:51.841 --> 00:09:55.803 -So when's your next stand-up gig? -Uh, it's tonight at The Comedy Store. 209 00:09:55.886 --> 00:09:57.305 Aww, drats, tonight? 210 00:09:57.388 --> 00:09:59.807 I got this Yale alumni event I have to go to. 211 00:10:00.391 --> 00:10:03.394 -What's a Yale? -Oh, Yale is a prestigious school-- 212 00:10:03.477 --> 00:10:04.687 I'm fucking with you. 213 00:10:04.770 --> 00:10:06.606 -I know what Yale is. -[laughs] 214 00:10:06.689 --> 00:10:09.900 My cousin, Brett Korchran, went. You're like the same age. Know him? 215 00:10:09.984 --> 00:10:11.527 It does sound familiar. 216 00:10:11.611 --> 00:10:13.195 Um, pretty big school. 217 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:16.407 Plus I spent most of my time golfing and drinking, so-- 218 00:10:16.490 --> 00:10:18.242 [both chuckling] 219 00:10:18.326 --> 00:10:20.369 -[attendant] Here you go. -Thank you so much. 220 00:10:20.453 --> 00:10:22.663 -This is for you. -[Dennis] Wow, whole thing. 221 00:10:22.747 --> 00:10:24.165 [indistinct chatter] 222 00:10:24.248 --> 00:10:27.501 Okay. So where were we on your crossword puzzle? 223 00:10:28.127 --> 00:10:29.295 Oh, okay. Um… 224 00:10:29.378 --> 00:10:32.214 [Andrea] And it's difficult to meet a normal guy. 225 00:10:32.298 --> 00:10:34.925 -I'm already labeled too strong as it is. -[laughter] 226 00:10:35.009 --> 00:10:37.219 But why? What about this is so strong? 227 00:10:37.303 --> 00:10:40.222 Because I'm not walking down the street falling over, 228 00:10:40.306 --> 00:10:42.975 calling myself a hot mess on Instagram? 229 00:10:43.059 --> 00:10:43.893 [laughter] 230 00:10:43.976 --> 00:10:48.648 Because I'm not checking my horoscope for life advice, I'm intimidating? 231 00:10:48.731 --> 00:10:49.690 [man] You are. 232 00:10:49.774 --> 00:10:50.775 I'm intimidating? 233 00:10:50.858 --> 00:10:52.777 What's more intimidating to you, sir? 234 00:10:52.860 --> 00:10:57.907 Me, as is, or like the idea of totally shaving your neck beard? 235 00:10:57.990 --> 00:10:59.116 Does that scare you? 236 00:10:59.200 --> 00:11:01.452 "But then they'll know." "I'll be vulnerable." 237 00:11:01.535 --> 00:11:03.996 Welcome to being a woman and doing anything ever. 238 00:11:04.080 --> 00:11:07.291 ["Over Here" by Mk Gee playing] 239 00:11:23.015 --> 00:11:26.268 ♪ 'Cause you're there I'll be over here ♪ 240 00:11:27.144 --> 00:11:31.107 ♪ Don't know how to call you So I disappear ♪ 241 00:11:31.982 --> 00:11:35.653 ♪ I probably can give you what you want ♪ 242 00:11:36.153 --> 00:11:40.157 ♪ I'm just too Don't know how to be confident ♪ 243 00:11:40.241 --> 00:11:42.535 ♪ You know my heart beats strong Don't forget it ♪ 244 00:11:42.618 --> 00:11:44.870 [Andrea grunting, blowing] 245 00:11:44.954 --> 00:11:47.456 ♪ Watching it close to come Don't sweat it ♪ 246 00:11:49.417 --> 00:11:52.169 ♪ I know if I take that chance I'll regret it… ♪ 247 00:11:52.253 --> 00:11:54.588 What is with your energy tonight? 248 00:11:54.672 --> 00:11:55.548 Pfft. 249 00:11:55.631 --> 00:11:58.718 You should be at the club networking and rubbing dicks with writers, 250 00:11:58.801 --> 00:12:01.303 not moping in my bar putting off a shit vibe. 251 00:12:01.387 --> 00:12:04.890 I don't want to network. I like you. I like your bar. 252 00:12:04.974 --> 00:12:07.059 I like being shitty in your bar. 253 00:12:07.143 --> 00:12:08.018 [muffled chatter] 254 00:12:08.102 --> 00:12:10.229 -Here, Andrea. It's on me. -Thank you. 255 00:12:11.856 --> 00:12:14.734 -He is so hot it makes me nauseous. -[woman chuckling] 256 00:12:14.817 --> 00:12:17.027 -He sucks. I'm gonna fire him. -There's that. 257 00:12:17.111 --> 00:12:20.030 Girl, you need to change up the way that you operate. 258 00:12:20.114 --> 00:12:23.951 Stop being so salty about all the things that are coming your way. 259 00:12:24.034 --> 00:12:26.287 You know what I always respected about you? 260 00:12:26.370 --> 00:12:28.622 You weren't obsessed with marriage. 261 00:12:28.706 --> 00:12:33.169 It was okay that you hadn't reached all your goals by the age of 35. 262 00:12:33.252 --> 00:12:35.838 Wow, that compliment started great and just-- 263 00:12:35.921 --> 00:12:38.883 -[Andrea makes exploding sound] -I'm saying you're okay. 264 00:12:38.966 --> 00:12:41.051 You're also saying that I'm 35. 265 00:12:41.927 --> 00:12:43.179 -Yeah? -I'm 34. 266 00:12:43.262 --> 00:12:44.972 Really? Because you look 35. 267 00:12:45.055 --> 00:12:45.973 [Andrea gasping] 268 00:12:46.056 --> 00:12:47.016 A salty 35. 269 00:12:47.099 --> 00:12:48.809 -Bite your tongue. -I always speak the truth. 270 00:12:48.893 --> 00:12:51.645 -You speak the truth because you're drunk. -Affirmative. 271 00:12:51.729 --> 00:12:55.357 [chuckling] Thank you, Captain. Whatever you want to call yourself. 272 00:12:55.441 --> 00:12:57.526 Rear Admiral. Love you. I'm going to my show. 273 00:12:57.610 --> 00:12:59.862 -[Andrea giggling] -[upbeat music plays] 274 00:12:59.945 --> 00:13:02.198 -[laughter] -…and they weren't even there. 275 00:13:02.281 --> 00:13:04.575 Thank you. That's my time. Have a great night. 276 00:13:04.658 --> 00:13:06.619 -[laughs] Thank you. -[applause, cheers] 277 00:13:06.702 --> 00:13:08.662 [male comic] That's all for me tonight. 278 00:13:08.746 --> 00:13:11.081 [cheering, applause] 279 00:13:18.088 --> 00:13:19.256 -[male voice] Hey. -Ahh! 280 00:13:19.340 --> 00:13:22.968 -Sorry. I'm used to that from women. -No. Sorr-- No-- Um… 281 00:13:23.052 --> 00:13:25.554 -Dennis. -[Andrea] Yeah! Dennis from the plane. 282 00:13:25.638 --> 00:13:27.223 -You're here. -You invited me. 283 00:13:27.306 --> 00:13:29.141 -[laughs] I-- I did. -[laughs] Right. 284 00:13:29.225 --> 00:13:31.393 I invite a lot of people. They rarely come. 285 00:13:31.477 --> 00:13:33.145 -Nice to see you. -You too. 286 00:13:33.229 --> 00:13:35.523 -Hey. -Welcome. Uh, is your girlfriend here? 287 00:13:35.606 --> 00:13:37.942 Cassandra, her shoot went late tonight. 288 00:13:38.025 --> 00:13:41.654 She'd love to grab a drink after. In the meantime, can I buy you a drink? 289 00:13:42.446 --> 00:13:45.783 -Okay, sure. Margot's on Sunset. -Great. 290 00:13:45.866 --> 00:13:47.535 -[both laugh] -[Dennis] How's um-- 291 00:13:47.618 --> 00:13:49.829 -How's Cayden? -[Andrea] I date a lot of Caydens. 292 00:13:49.912 --> 00:13:51.497 -You'll have to be specific. -Okay… 293 00:13:51.580 --> 00:13:52.414 [laughter] 294 00:13:52.498 --> 00:13:54.083 Andrea, I'm telling you, 295 00:13:54.166 --> 00:13:57.461 until Giles, he throws a wad of money at this guy, 296 00:13:57.545 --> 00:14:00.089 and he goes, "Who cares?" "I'll take both." 297 00:14:00.172 --> 00:14:01.382 [all laughing] 298 00:14:01.465 --> 00:14:03.968 Oh no, dude, that seems impossible. 299 00:14:04.051 --> 00:14:07.346 Oh! My girlfriend has officially stood me up. Great. 300 00:14:07.429 --> 00:14:10.307 -Really? Could've told you an hour ago. -[chuckles] 301 00:14:10.391 --> 00:14:11.267 [synth music plays] 302 00:14:11.350 --> 00:14:13.686 To having it all and wishing there was more. 303 00:14:13.769 --> 00:14:15.104 -Okay. -All right. 304 00:14:15.187 --> 00:14:16.939 -[laughing] Cheers. -Weird toast. 305 00:14:17.022 --> 00:14:19.108 Mm. Oh, wow. 306 00:14:19.191 --> 00:14:20.985 Breug. Impressive. 307 00:14:21.068 --> 00:14:22.653 -Thanks for noticing. -Mm. 308 00:14:22.736 --> 00:14:24.738 My father and I spent our last Christmas together 309 00:14:24.822 --> 00:14:27.157 on a tour of the Jameson Distillery in Ireland. 310 00:14:27.241 --> 00:14:29.076 -Aww. -Oh man, that's so sad. 311 00:14:29.159 --> 00:14:30.327 Yeah. [chuckling] 312 00:14:30.411 --> 00:14:33.497 -So Andrea said you work in hedge funds. -Mm-hmm. 313 00:14:33.581 --> 00:14:35.332 [Margot] I like to dabble in stocks. 314 00:14:35.416 --> 00:14:38.210 I got this tip that One World Communications-- 315 00:14:38.294 --> 00:14:41.672 You don't want it. It has the markings of a successful company, 316 00:14:41.755 --> 00:14:44.508 but the underwriters are scum. It's just to save face. 317 00:14:44.592 --> 00:14:47.052 [Andrea] Something about him, he was charming. 318 00:14:47.136 --> 00:14:51.015 I had never seen someone be simultaneously pompous and humble. 319 00:14:51.599 --> 00:14:54.935 He was also definitely a low-key functioning alcoholic. 320 00:14:55.728 --> 00:14:59.690 Um, but I can send you a couple ideas my buddies and I are tossing around. 321 00:14:59.773 --> 00:15:00.983 -Are you sure? -I-- 322 00:15:02.276 --> 00:15:03.611 -I think so. I think so. -Okay. 323 00:15:03.694 --> 00:15:05.279 -[laughs] Pretty sure. -I guess so. 324 00:15:05.362 --> 00:15:08.449 -[Dennis] Whoa! -[both laughing] 325 00:15:09.116 --> 00:15:10.075 Where do you live? 326 00:15:10.159 --> 00:15:13.287 I'm in the middle of buying a place. In Beverly Hills. 327 00:15:14.330 --> 00:15:15.289 Oh, that's cool. 328 00:15:15.372 --> 00:15:17.458 [melodic music plays] 329 00:15:17.541 --> 00:15:18.626 [Andrea] Pfft! 330 00:15:20.753 --> 00:15:22.880 -It's my "fuck you" billboard. -That one? 331 00:15:22.963 --> 00:15:25.716 Yeah, it's just-- it's the best billboard. 332 00:15:25.799 --> 00:15:29.261 It's in the middle of Hollywood, and it's parallel to the street. 333 00:15:29.345 --> 00:15:32.598 No matter which direction you're driving, you see it. 334 00:15:32.681 --> 00:15:37.144 And it's like you get that billboard and everybody knows who you are, right? 335 00:15:38.062 --> 00:15:40.189 -I'm gonna get that billboard. -I can picture it. 336 00:15:40.272 --> 00:15:41.482 [laughing] 337 00:15:44.234 --> 00:15:47.696 Am I always in the wrong place or are they on the wrong side of the street? 338 00:15:47.780 --> 00:15:51.033 -I doubt very much that it's you. -All right. Have a good night. 339 00:15:51.116 --> 00:15:54.578 Tell Cassandra that she missed a drunken time. 340 00:15:54.662 --> 00:15:55.871 -Will do. -Goodnight. 341 00:15:55.955 --> 00:15:56.789 All right. 342 00:15:57.957 --> 00:15:59.750 -Goodnight! -[Dennis laughs] Okay. 343 00:16:05.214 --> 00:16:06.048 How about that? 344 00:16:06.131 --> 00:16:07.633 -[rock plays] -[Andrea laughs] 345 00:16:07.716 --> 00:16:11.053 [Andrea] I never got to meet Cassandra. He stopped bringing her up. 346 00:16:11.136 --> 00:16:13.514 I'd assumed she sucked, or she dumped him 347 00:16:13.597 --> 00:16:17.393 and he didn't want to talk about it. We started hanging out more. 348 00:16:18.310 --> 00:16:22.189 [Andrea] I was happy to have a friend besides Margot I could be myself around. 349 00:16:22.272 --> 00:16:24.358 There are good and bad ships, the best are friendships. 350 00:16:24.441 --> 00:16:26.193 -Impressive. -[all laughing] 351 00:16:26.276 --> 00:16:27.611 -Cheers. -[laughter] 352 00:16:27.695 --> 00:16:30.030 [Andrea] He wasn't like the guys I'd met in LA. 353 00:16:30.114 --> 00:16:33.659 He was more elegant and refined and unfamiliar, 354 00:16:33.742 --> 00:16:36.996 almost exotic. If something really white can be exotic. 355 00:16:37.079 --> 00:16:39.999 Oh, yeah. These are great. 356 00:16:40.082 --> 00:16:42.418 [Andrea] I'm a comic so I keep weird hours. 357 00:16:42.501 --> 00:16:43.877 Go ahead and take these… 358 00:16:43.961 --> 00:16:47.381 [Andrea] It's hard to find friends as sporadically available as I am. 359 00:16:47.965 --> 00:16:49.967 And he was so patient with me. 360 00:16:50.759 --> 00:16:53.929 "The good kind from the good place. You know." 361 00:16:54.513 --> 00:16:56.682 [Andrea] Maybe Margot had given me good advice for once. 362 00:16:56.765 --> 00:16:59.309 Maybe I needed to change the way I operated. 363 00:16:59.393 --> 00:17:01.603 The more time I spent with Dennis, the better I felt. 364 00:17:01.687 --> 00:17:03.647 We were hanging out all the time. 365 00:17:04.231 --> 00:17:07.484 [with accent] But through it all, I was always right here. 366 00:17:08.569 --> 00:17:10.612 -Are you Australian or British? -Neither. 367 00:17:10.696 --> 00:17:12.364 Okay, and in the description, 368 00:17:12.448 --> 00:17:14.783 it says be sweet, like a Serrena Halstead type. 369 00:17:14.867 --> 00:17:16.618 [angry] Then they can just hire her. 370 00:17:18.662 --> 00:17:20.414 We always had fun together. 371 00:17:22.291 --> 00:17:23.876 We enjoyed each other. 372 00:17:23.959 --> 00:17:27.337 However, to say that I wasn't physically attracted to him 373 00:17:27.421 --> 00:17:29.173 was an understatement. 374 00:17:29.256 --> 00:17:31.008 [indie rock music plays] 375 00:17:31.091 --> 00:17:33.135 [Andrea] It's not that he was ugly per se. 376 00:17:33.218 --> 00:17:36.013 He had a charm to him, when his clothes were on. 377 00:17:36.680 --> 00:17:39.141 Ugh. I'm losing you. How can I be nice about this? 378 00:17:39.224 --> 00:17:43.145 He was tall and not out of shape, not in shape. 379 00:17:43.228 --> 00:17:46.190 He just wasn't, I don't know, great looking. 380 00:17:47.066 --> 00:17:49.610 Come on--That may sound harsh, but men judge women 381 00:17:49.693 --> 00:17:52.154 by those same standards every second. 382 00:17:52.237 --> 00:17:55.157 What I liked about Dennis was Dennis. 383 00:17:55.824 --> 00:18:00.079 You couldn't put a label on us. We were friends. Just friends. 384 00:18:00.162 --> 00:18:03.457 [Andrea grunting, roaring] 385 00:18:05.250 --> 00:18:06.418 What's this show about? 386 00:18:06.502 --> 00:18:09.838 -You hated it. -No, no. I'm just trying to understand. 387 00:18:09.922 --> 00:18:11.048 [sighing] Okay. 388 00:18:11.632 --> 00:18:14.343 It's about a cadet. She's a human, but she lies her way 389 00:18:14.426 --> 00:18:18.472 into an alien space academy, and she ends up being the best one there. 390 00:18:18.555 --> 00:18:21.934 So it's like a fish-out-of-water underdog story. 391 00:18:22.017 --> 00:18:24.520 -Also, I was fighting in space. -Ah. 392 00:18:24.603 --> 00:18:27.397 Hence the slow-motion fighting. Makes perfect sense. 393 00:18:27.481 --> 00:18:29.650 The show is called Space Cadet. 394 00:18:29.733 --> 00:18:31.610 Hm. So somebody wrote this 395 00:18:31.693 --> 00:18:33.862 and sold it to people who thought it was a good idea? 396 00:18:33.946 --> 00:18:36.740 -Yeah, picked it up for 30 episodes. -Wow. 397 00:18:36.824 --> 00:18:39.326 I know it's lame, but I really want it. 398 00:18:39.409 --> 00:18:41.411 If I got it, it would be a game changer. 399 00:18:41.495 --> 00:18:44.998 I would move to Vancouver for five months to shoot this. 400 00:18:45.082 --> 00:18:48.877 I could get off the road and just be around other actors 401 00:18:48.961 --> 00:18:51.004 and create something concrete. 402 00:18:51.088 --> 00:18:53.924 I wouldn't be so alone. It would just be so awesome. 403 00:18:54.007 --> 00:18:56.468 Could we do it once more? I won't keep you here all night. 404 00:18:56.552 --> 00:18:59.096 Yeah. I can't stay that long. I have a date. 405 00:18:59.179 --> 00:19:01.598 Oh, that's great. Awesome. Me too. 406 00:19:01.682 --> 00:19:03.809 We'll get you out of here. We'll just do it again. 407 00:19:03.892 --> 00:19:07.563 And honestly, Dennis, thank you. Thank you for doing this. 408 00:19:07.646 --> 00:19:09.815 Absolutely. Okay, take two. 409 00:19:10.607 --> 00:19:12.109 -[beeps] -[Andrea] Tough question. 410 00:19:12.568 --> 00:19:15.821 Is it okay to hang out with a guy 411 00:19:16.572 --> 00:19:19.032 full well knowing you don't intend to sleep with him? 412 00:19:19.116 --> 00:19:20.159 [men groaning] No. 413 00:19:20.242 --> 00:19:21.994 -[man] No way. -You're saying it's wrong. 414 00:19:22.077 --> 00:19:25.164 But it's all guys. They're like, "I'm rock hard now." 415 00:19:25.247 --> 00:19:26.874 "What am I supposed to do now?" 416 00:19:26.957 --> 00:19:30.961 One girl in the back who's terrified, she's like, "It's okay to do it." 417 00:19:31.044 --> 00:19:32.754 -It is okay. -[laughter] 418 00:19:32.838 --> 00:19:36.341 Because by that same token, so many dudes will date girls, 419 00:19:36.425 --> 00:19:39.469 no intention of marrying them. Happy to waste your time. 420 00:19:39.553 --> 00:19:42.931 I feel that if you have an agreement, if you've been honest, you're like, 421 00:19:43.015 --> 00:19:45.517 "I never want to see you naked, and I'm not into it," 422 00:19:45.601 --> 00:19:48.270 and he still wants to hang out with you? 423 00:19:48.353 --> 00:19:49.980 We're all adults here, right? 424 00:19:50.063 --> 00:19:52.232 As long as you're honest, that's fair. 425 00:19:52.316 --> 00:19:54.776 Then one night, all bets are off, you get super drunk. 426 00:19:54.860 --> 00:19:56.862 -Like, "I'll make out with you." -[laughter] 427 00:19:56.945 --> 00:19:59.823 Turns out he was a good kisser, but you're still conflicted. 428 00:19:59.907 --> 00:20:01.909 [cars honking, traffic noise] 429 00:20:01.992 --> 00:20:03.118 [indistinct chatter] 430 00:20:03.202 --> 00:20:05.287 Thanks for making me look good on our first date. 431 00:20:05.370 --> 00:20:07.915 It was the only thing I was concerned about, 432 00:20:07.998 --> 00:20:09.625 not that terrible audience. 433 00:20:10.209 --> 00:20:12.836 We got reservations. What are y'all up to? 434 00:20:12.920 --> 00:20:15.547 There's this restaurant, a friend's restaurant. 435 00:20:15.631 --> 00:20:18.008 -He bought it--? -I was at this Yale alumni dinner. 436 00:20:18.091 --> 00:20:20.344 One of the guys is an investor and was begging us to go. 437 00:20:20.427 --> 00:20:21.261 [Andrea] Have to go. 438 00:20:21.345 --> 00:20:22.888 -I gotta go. -It's his friend. Ow. 439 00:20:22.971 --> 00:20:24.139 Hey. 440 00:20:24.223 --> 00:20:26.225 -You were that chick on stage. -Yeah. 441 00:20:26.308 --> 00:20:28.268 Pretty funny for a girl. 442 00:20:28.352 --> 00:20:31.146 There it is. Cool cut and paste job from Reddit. 443 00:20:31.230 --> 00:20:33.315 -Thanks for coming. -Get the fuck out of here. 444 00:20:33.398 --> 00:20:35.400 -Let's just go. -You're so tough. 445 00:20:35.484 --> 00:20:38.278 -Make me, tough girl. -Is there a problem, sir? 446 00:20:38.362 --> 00:20:41.031 -There's about to be. -[chucking] Whoa. You know what? 447 00:20:41.114 --> 00:20:41.949 [Dennis gasps] 448 00:20:42.032 --> 00:20:44.701 You got a boyfriend, and now you feel like you're funny. 449 00:20:44.785 --> 00:20:46.912 -He's not my boyfriend. Fuck you. -Fuck me? 450 00:20:46.995 --> 00:20:50.290 -[Andrea] What is your issue? -You wanna go? You wanna fucking go? 451 00:20:50.374 --> 00:20:52.209 -Margot! Stop. -I'll fight. I love to fight! 452 00:20:52.292 --> 00:20:54.419 [man] You don't think I have a black belt? 453 00:20:54.503 --> 00:20:56.255 [Dennis] That was not cool. 454 00:20:56.338 --> 00:20:57.673 [Andrea] God, every night. 455 00:20:58.715 --> 00:21:00.717 -I ate the whole thing. -Anything else? 456 00:21:00.801 --> 00:21:02.803 -We're all finished. Check please. -Sure. 457 00:21:02.886 --> 00:21:05.305 Mm. I'm gonna keep mine because I'm a pig. 458 00:21:05.389 --> 00:21:06.765 -[Dennis laughs] -Very good. 459 00:21:06.848 --> 00:21:08.225 [Dennis inhaling] 460 00:21:08.308 --> 00:21:09.935 I'm sorry about that back there. 461 00:21:10.018 --> 00:21:12.980 People go to comedy clubs, get drunk and forget how to act, 462 00:21:13.063 --> 00:21:14.314 or that I'm a person. 463 00:21:14.898 --> 00:21:17.276 -I want you to be my girlfriend. -[indistinct chatter] 464 00:21:17.359 --> 00:21:18.860 [muffled music plays] 465 00:21:19.945 --> 00:21:22.155 -Dennis-- -I've thought about this. 466 00:21:22.239 --> 00:21:24.408 I make an excellent complement to your life. 467 00:21:24.491 --> 00:21:25.909 I won't see anyone else, 468 00:21:25.993 --> 00:21:29.162 and I think you should stop seeing other fellows and just be with me. 469 00:21:29.663 --> 00:21:32.624 -I made a list of pros and cons. -You made a spreadsheet? 470 00:21:33.250 --> 00:21:35.252 -So? -Dennis, I am not there. 471 00:21:35.335 --> 00:21:36.795 -Yet. -At all. 472 00:21:36.878 --> 00:21:40.340 [chuckles] I know you better than you know yourself at this point. 473 00:21:40.424 --> 00:21:43.343 I'm not giving up having you because you're too dense to see 474 00:21:43.427 --> 00:21:44.553 I'm perfect for you. 475 00:21:44.636 --> 00:21:46.596 You don't get to decide what's better for me 476 00:21:46.680 --> 00:21:49.099 -because you think you're smarter than I-- -"Than me." 477 00:21:49.182 --> 00:21:51.059 It's "smarter than I." 478 00:21:51.143 --> 00:21:52.811 And you're not always. 479 00:21:52.894 --> 00:21:57.149 Perhaps not, but I'm better quality than the other guys you date. 480 00:21:57.232 --> 00:21:58.692 The last guy you went out with, 481 00:21:58.775 --> 00:22:01.236 didn't even come to the door when he picked you up. 482 00:22:01.320 --> 00:22:03.530 He couldn't just leave his bicycle in the street. 483 00:22:03.613 --> 00:22:05.365 I know I can make you happy. 484 00:22:05.991 --> 00:22:08.327 I'm good for you, and I got you a gift. 485 00:22:08.410 --> 00:22:10.829 Dennis, no, I can't accept a gift. 486 00:22:10.912 --> 00:22:13.332 Fortunately, you won't have to right now. 487 00:22:13.415 --> 00:22:15.250 When I went to Cartier to pick up your bracelet… 488 00:22:15.334 --> 00:22:17.210 -What? -…they made a mistake on the metal, 489 00:22:17.294 --> 00:22:19.254 but it is being fixed. 490 00:22:19.338 --> 00:22:22.424 If I want an expensive bracelet, I'll buy it myself, 491 00:22:22.507 --> 00:22:23.550 or a good knockoff. 492 00:22:23.633 --> 00:22:27.637 Which is what's so great about you. You can do everything for yourself. 493 00:22:27.721 --> 00:22:30.724 You put yourself through college, built a career on nothing. 494 00:22:30.807 --> 00:22:32.309 Yeah, and it shows. 495 00:22:32.392 --> 00:22:35.103 You are so witty, and it is so sexy. 496 00:22:35.187 --> 00:22:38.732 If I can just do a little for you, I feel like I'm a part of your life. 497 00:22:39.358 --> 00:22:40.233 You're exquisite. 498 00:22:43.320 --> 00:22:44.488 Thank you. [chuckles] 499 00:22:44.571 --> 00:22:46.031 Oh, you have a little-- 500 00:22:46.114 --> 00:22:47.532 -Fuck. -That's okay. 501 00:22:47.616 --> 00:22:49.910 -Let me see. -I am so sorry. 502 00:22:50.619 --> 00:22:51.787 Let me guess. My card. 503 00:22:51.870 --> 00:22:55.874 My Deutsche Bank card I use in Europe. I usually tell the bank I'm back. 504 00:22:55.957 --> 00:22:57.834 -[Dennis] Use this. -Take this. 505 00:22:57.918 --> 00:23:01.630 Do not fight me. Otherwise, I'll cry and make a very big scene. 506 00:23:01.713 --> 00:23:02.631 [sighing] 507 00:23:03.090 --> 00:23:03.965 You heard the woman. 508 00:23:05.592 --> 00:23:06.510 [chuckles] 509 00:23:07.427 --> 00:23:08.428 [chuckles] 510 00:23:09.012 --> 00:23:09.971 [Dennis] Thank you. 511 00:23:11.890 --> 00:23:13.725 How was the rest of your date? 512 00:23:13.809 --> 00:23:17.729 Oh, I'm not gonna see her again. Something just wasn't there. 513 00:23:17.813 --> 00:23:21.400 Yeah, I get it. Dennis asked me to be his girlfriend. Woof. 514 00:23:21.483 --> 00:23:25.112 -Oh. Well, that's that. -We're still friends. We'll hang out. 515 00:23:25.195 --> 00:23:28.073 Why? If you keep hanging out with him, he'll think he has a chance. 516 00:23:28.156 --> 00:23:30.617 I'm just hanging out with Dennis. He goes on dates. 517 00:23:30.700 --> 00:23:32.411 When? You're always together. 518 00:23:32.494 --> 00:23:34.413 I don't know, and I don't care. 519 00:23:34.496 --> 00:23:37.374 I'm allowed to go out with any guy and hang out with Dennis, 520 00:23:37.457 --> 00:23:41.128 as long as I'm being honest about it. That's fair. That's feminism. 521 00:23:41.211 --> 00:23:42.712 Oh, don't start that. 522 00:23:42.796 --> 00:23:45.882 Don't say it's feminism just because you're doing something I don't agree with. 523 00:23:45.966 --> 00:23:47.175 -Pfft! Hold on. -[ringing] 524 00:23:47.259 --> 00:23:49.219 It's my agent. Hello? Yeah. 525 00:23:51.096 --> 00:23:53.557 Okay. Thank you. I'll call you back. 526 00:23:54.933 --> 00:23:56.435 -I got the part. -You got the part! 527 00:23:56.518 --> 00:23:58.228 I got the Space Cadet show! 528 00:23:58.311 --> 00:23:59.688 [both screaming] 529 00:23:59.771 --> 00:24:01.398 Oh my God! Oh my God! 530 00:24:01.481 --> 00:24:02.315 Nine years! 531 00:24:02.399 --> 00:24:04.568 -Nine years of auditioning! Fuck yeah! -Woo! 532 00:24:04.651 --> 00:24:06.528 -Somebody finally wants me! -[Margot grunts] 533 00:24:06.611 --> 00:24:08.989 -Ahh! Oh my-- Hold on. It's Dennis. -[phone rings] 534 00:24:09.072 --> 00:24:11.575 I'm putting you on speaker. I got the part! 535 00:24:11.658 --> 00:24:13.160 Off the audition tape I helped with? 536 00:24:13.243 --> 00:24:14.244 [gasping] Fuck yes. 537 00:24:14.327 --> 00:24:16.788 I get to move to Vancouver. I'm gonna be a star! 538 00:24:16.872 --> 00:24:19.332 -Guess we're going to Vancouver. -[laughing] What? 539 00:24:19.416 --> 00:24:22.919 I guess you're going to Vancouver. Sorry, the phone is weird. 540 00:24:23.003 --> 00:24:25.464 [gasping] Call me back when you have better reception. 541 00:24:25.547 --> 00:24:28.175 -This is annoying. -Let's celebrate. How about Friday? 542 00:24:28.258 --> 00:24:30.719 Um, Friday I can't, because-- 543 00:24:31.595 --> 00:24:33.805 because I have a date, buddy. [chuckles] 544 00:24:33.889 --> 00:24:35.640 -[whispers] So hot. Dennis? -That's good. 545 00:24:35.724 --> 00:24:36.850 I think I lost him. 546 00:24:36.933 --> 00:24:39.269 -Who cares? I got the part! -[Margot] Yeah! 547 00:24:39.352 --> 00:24:40.479 [both screaming] 548 00:24:40.562 --> 00:24:42.981 [upbeat electronic music plays] 549 00:24:43.064 --> 00:24:45.192 [laughing] 550 00:24:45.275 --> 00:24:47.694 -[muffled chatter] -Blue Label neat for the lady. 551 00:24:47.777 --> 00:24:50.113 -[Andrea] Thanks. -Never pegged you as a whiskey gal. 552 00:24:50.697 --> 00:24:53.533 -Yeah, I didn't used to be. -And here you go. 553 00:24:53.617 --> 00:24:55.368 [laughing] Oh my God. 554 00:24:55.452 --> 00:24:58.622 -[man] I thought I ordered a vodka drink. -[bartender] That's what it is. 555 00:24:58.705 --> 00:25:02.459 Can you put your giant arm right in front of this, please? 556 00:25:02.542 --> 00:25:04.669 -Let me just objectify you. -Come on. 557 00:25:04.753 --> 00:25:06.755 -Now flex it. Show the definition. -[snorting] 558 00:25:06.838 --> 00:25:08.798 The drink is pretty. It makes you look pretty. 559 00:25:08.882 --> 00:25:10.675 Don't you wanna be pretty? Can I post this? 560 00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:12.928 Only reason I'm letting you is because you're cute. 561 00:25:13.011 --> 00:25:13.887 Thank you. 562 00:25:13.970 --> 00:25:14.804 [man chuckling] 563 00:25:14.888 --> 00:25:17.557 Uh, can I get another vodka drink that's not this? 564 00:25:17.641 --> 00:25:18.558 [Bartender] Mm-hm. 565 00:25:18.642 --> 00:25:19.684 [phone ringing] 566 00:25:19.768 --> 00:25:22.062 One second. Hi. 567 00:25:22.145 --> 00:25:24.147 [dance music plays in background] 568 00:25:24.231 --> 00:25:26.316 No, you're not bothering me. 569 00:25:28.151 --> 00:25:29.277 What's wrong? 570 00:25:29.361 --> 00:25:31.363 [crying] 571 00:25:33.281 --> 00:25:34.991 -[Dennis gasping] -Here. Here. Here 572 00:25:35.742 --> 00:25:36.701 [crying] Oh. 573 00:25:37.786 --> 00:25:38.703 [sniffling] 574 00:25:38.787 --> 00:25:42.832 -They caught it early, right? -They're still running tests. 575 00:25:44.918 --> 00:25:48.421 -What kind of cancer does your mom have? -[voice cracking] It's got some-- 576 00:25:48.505 --> 00:25:52.592 Some weird name like crane-- Cranio-- 577 00:25:52.676 --> 00:25:54.261 -Craniopharyngioma. -…pharyngioma? 578 00:25:54.344 --> 00:25:58.223 -Yeah. How did you know that? -Sorry, I don't mean to be smiling. 579 00:25:58.306 --> 00:26:02.852 Um, I was a nurse on an ABC show about medical disorders. 580 00:26:03.728 --> 00:26:06.022 -It was called Special Med. -[laughing] No. 581 00:26:06.106 --> 00:26:07.107 It's horrible. 582 00:26:07.691 --> 00:26:09.693 That's pretty bad. [laughs, gasps] 583 00:26:10.527 --> 00:26:14.573 You always know how to brighten my day. Can't believe I'm crying in front of you. 584 00:26:14.656 --> 00:26:19.035 You know, my family never shows emotion being Irish Catholic, you know. 585 00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:21.580 I don't. I'm Jewish. 586 00:26:21.663 --> 00:26:24.457 -[laughs, cries] -We are very clear about our emotions. 587 00:26:24.541 --> 00:26:25.375 That's right. 588 00:26:26.293 --> 00:26:27.210 [sniffling] 589 00:26:28.837 --> 00:26:29.671 This is silly. 590 00:26:30.380 --> 00:26:34.050 I know you were out on a date tonight. And I'm just gonna go. 591 00:26:34.634 --> 00:26:36.303 No! No, just-- 592 00:26:36.386 --> 00:26:37.804 -I should-- -Just sit. 593 00:26:38.305 --> 00:26:39.306 Stay. 594 00:26:40.932 --> 00:26:42.392 You're always there for me. 595 00:26:42.475 --> 00:26:45.645 Like anytime I call you, or I want to go out, 596 00:26:45.729 --> 00:26:49.774 or I just need someone to talk to, or my stupid endless fucking auditions. 597 00:26:49.858 --> 00:26:52.861 You are such a good friend. And I don't tell you that enough. 598 00:26:52.944 --> 00:26:56.114 And-- And I don't have the money like you have, 599 00:26:56.197 --> 00:26:59.159 or the Downton Abbey old-world advice, 600 00:26:59.242 --> 00:27:02.704 but I know how to have a good time, and that is what I can do for you. 601 00:27:02.787 --> 00:27:04.039 Drink this, eat this. 602 00:27:04.623 --> 00:27:06.750 Well, I don't think we should-- Wow. 603 00:27:06.833 --> 00:27:09.169 -[Dennis laughing, sniffling] -[Andrea gagging] 604 00:27:09.252 --> 00:27:11.713 Get on my level. Otherwise, I'll be drunk, 605 00:27:11.796 --> 00:27:14.132 and I'll go out partying and leave you here. 606 00:27:14.215 --> 00:27:16.926 -Good. Yeah. Eat this. -Eat the whole mushroom? 607 00:27:17.010 --> 00:27:18.470 God, no. Not the whole thing. 608 00:27:18.553 --> 00:27:21.222 Thought you said you went to college. Little bit. Come on. 609 00:27:21.806 --> 00:27:22.682 [Dennis] Mm. 610 00:27:23.516 --> 00:27:24.351 Oof. 611 00:27:25.060 --> 00:27:26.144 We're going Downtown. 612 00:27:26.227 --> 00:27:29.606 ["So High" by Bonnie X Clyde plays] 613 00:27:29.689 --> 00:27:31.107 ♪ When we go ♪ 614 00:27:31.191 --> 00:27:36.321 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 615 00:27:36.404 --> 00:27:37.656 ♪ When we go ♪ 616 00:27:37.739 --> 00:27:42.535 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 617 00:27:42.619 --> 00:27:43.870 ♪ When we go ♪ 618 00:27:43.953 --> 00:27:49.084 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 619 00:27:49.167 --> 00:27:50.210 ♪ When we go ♪ 620 00:27:50.293 --> 00:27:55.340 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 621 00:27:55.423 --> 00:27:56.966 ♪ When we go ♪ 622 00:27:57.509 --> 00:28:01.262 ♪ So high ♪ 623 00:28:01.846 --> 00:28:03.348 ♪ When we go ♪ 624 00:28:03.890 --> 00:28:09.396 ♪ So high ♪ 625 00:28:09.479 --> 00:28:14.818 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go When we go ♪ 626 00:28:14.901 --> 00:28:21.741 ♪ When we go high ♪ 627 00:28:29.874 --> 00:28:32.043 [inaudible] 628 00:28:40.385 --> 00:28:41.594 ♪ When we go ♪ 629 00:28:41.678 --> 00:28:46.766 ♪ ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 630 00:28:48.101 --> 00:28:53.064 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 631 00:28:53.148 --> 00:28:54.357 ♪ When we go ♪ 632 00:28:55.024 --> 00:28:58.278 ♪ So high ♪ 633 00:28:59.529 --> 00:29:00.822 ♪ When we go ♪ 634 00:29:01.448 --> 00:29:03.533 ♪ So high ♪ 635 00:29:03.616 --> 00:29:06.578 ♪ So high ♪ 636 00:29:06.661 --> 00:29:09.038 [Andrea] Maybe it's human to want to be wanted. 637 00:29:09.122 --> 00:29:11.875 Maybe the tipping point was what he told me the night before, 638 00:29:11.958 --> 00:29:15.462 but in that moment, I didn't want to be with anyone but him. 639 00:29:15.545 --> 00:29:16.588 [Dennis sighing] 640 00:29:16.671 --> 00:29:17.589 Hey. 641 00:29:17.672 --> 00:29:18.506 Hi. 642 00:29:21.342 --> 00:29:22.969 I wanna be your girlfriend. 643 00:29:24.179 --> 00:29:25.221 Absolutely. 644 00:29:29.809 --> 00:29:31.561 [grunting, punching] 645 00:29:33.813 --> 00:29:35.190 I kind of feel guilty. 646 00:29:35.273 --> 00:29:38.359 Why? Because you work out but you have no upper arm strength? 647 00:29:38.443 --> 00:29:42.363 No. Because after a decade of struggling, 648 00:29:42.447 --> 00:29:45.825 I finally have a real gig, I have nothing to complain about, 649 00:29:45.909 --> 00:29:47.619 I have a normal boyfriend. 650 00:29:47.702 --> 00:29:48.870 He ain't normal. 651 00:29:49.788 --> 00:29:51.498 -Ahh! -You sound like a bird. 652 00:29:52.207 --> 00:29:55.251 [Serrena] Andrea, up here. Look, like this. Watch. 653 00:29:55.835 --> 00:29:57.253 [inhaling] 654 00:29:57.337 --> 00:29:58.922 Hi-jah! 655 00:29:59.005 --> 00:30:00.507 Hm-suup! 656 00:30:02.717 --> 00:30:05.053 Who the fuck is she bowing to? [sighing] 657 00:30:05.136 --> 00:30:08.306 Oh! And congrats, mama, on Space Cadet. 658 00:30:08.389 --> 00:30:10.767 I read for it too, but the studio thought it was a conflict 659 00:30:10.850 --> 00:30:13.770 with this dark, dramatic, intense role I'm doing, so-- 660 00:30:13.853 --> 00:30:14.771 Uh-huh. 661 00:30:15.313 --> 00:30:19.234 -Did she just call me mama? -You haven't been dating him long enough. 662 00:30:19.317 --> 00:30:21.069 Can't see any of the cracks. 663 00:30:21.152 --> 00:30:23.613 You don't really know anything about him. 664 00:30:23.696 --> 00:30:26.407 You know that his mom is sick and he went to Yale. 665 00:30:26.491 --> 00:30:29.911 And you ever notice he always has the perfect answer for everything? 666 00:30:29.994 --> 00:30:33.706 So you don't like him because he's smart? What is with all your questions? 667 00:30:33.790 --> 00:30:35.625 -Yah! -Yahh! 668 00:30:35.708 --> 00:30:38.086 Good job! Way to find your inner warrior! 669 00:30:38.169 --> 00:30:41.297 [roaring] 670 00:30:41.381 --> 00:30:42.715 Woo! [chuckles] 671 00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:44.592 [traffic noise, car honking] 672 00:30:44.676 --> 00:30:47.595 -Did you stretch? -I always stretch. I'm a premier athlete. 673 00:30:47.679 --> 00:30:53.560 Gotta cool down. Can't just go right back into the world with a hot body. 674 00:30:53.643 --> 00:30:54.727 I never stretch. 675 00:30:58.439 --> 00:30:59.399 Did you get a new car? 676 00:30:59.482 --> 00:31:01.442 I drove you here. You're just now noticing? 677 00:31:01.526 --> 00:31:04.028 What kind of horsepower we working with? 678 00:31:04.112 --> 00:31:07.282 I don't care. I'm taking Dennis to Santa Barbara this weekend. 679 00:31:07.365 --> 00:31:10.201 -What is the mpg? Or is it electric? -Stop talking about the car. 680 00:31:10.285 --> 00:31:12.662 He's going to meet my family. He's gonna meet my cousin Brett. 681 00:31:12.745 --> 00:31:13.746 That's a big step. 682 00:31:13.830 --> 00:31:15.373 -It's a big step. -Yeah. 683 00:31:15.456 --> 00:31:18.126 Oh, what are these? 684 00:31:18.209 --> 00:31:19.335 [gasping] 685 00:31:19.419 --> 00:31:21.796 Andrea, these are freaking nice. 686 00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:24.048 They were $500. [squealing] 687 00:31:24.132 --> 00:31:26.593 -What? -Got them this morning. They're Baccarat. 688 00:31:26.676 --> 00:31:31.014 Dennis told me his dad used to drink whiskey out of these tumblers. 689 00:31:31.097 --> 00:31:32.181 But $500? 690 00:31:32.265 --> 00:31:35.351 It's the kind of gift he'd get me, but I got it for him first. 691 00:31:35.435 --> 00:31:38.479 [gasps] Will you come with me to his apartment to drop them off? 692 00:31:38.563 --> 00:31:41.649 -Say yes. -I thought he bought a house months ago. 693 00:31:41.733 --> 00:31:44.861 Oh, he did. He hasn't moved in yet. The contractor's been weird. 694 00:31:44.944 --> 00:31:46.070 It's a nightmare. 695 00:31:46.154 --> 00:31:49.657 You haven't been to his apartment, but he's been inside you? 696 00:31:49.741 --> 00:31:52.285 His apartment's cramped. He uses it for sleep and storage. 697 00:31:52.368 --> 00:31:54.913 -He's always at my place. -Okay. Fine. 698 00:31:54.996 --> 00:31:56.998 Why don't we just go there right now? 699 00:31:57.081 --> 00:31:58.333 We'll surprise him. 700 00:31:58.416 --> 00:32:01.419 We won't call, so he can't not be there. 701 00:32:01.502 --> 00:32:03.421 It'll be fun. Let's go. ASAP. 702 00:32:03.504 --> 00:32:04.923 -Okay. -Let's do it. 703 00:32:05.006 --> 00:32:06.716 -[Andrea] Great. Awesome. -Okay. 704 00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:10.136 -[engine running] -He said it's on Vista and it's white. 705 00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:13.765 Or the apartment's green. Or did he say brick? 706 00:32:14.349 --> 00:32:16.726 -We'll find it. Let's go. -Okay. Great. 707 00:32:17.560 --> 00:32:20.355 [Andrea] 2005 Vista. 708 00:32:23.149 --> 00:32:24.275 This cannot be it. 709 00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:27.320 [mysterious instrumental music plays] 710 00:32:27.403 --> 00:32:29.197 [Andrea] I thought it was an apartment. 711 00:32:30.949 --> 00:32:32.617 -There's just no one. -[Margot] Here. 712 00:32:39.540 --> 00:32:42.585 -Shh. Shh. -What? Are we tracking a bear? 713 00:32:44.337 --> 00:32:45.755 -Shh. -Did you just eat dirt? 714 00:32:45.838 --> 00:32:46.673 Shh. 715 00:32:46.756 --> 00:32:49.050 [Margot] Follow me. [grunting] 716 00:32:49.133 --> 00:32:50.760 -Can you act like a person? -Shh. 717 00:32:52.804 --> 00:32:55.431 -Don't snoop in the window. -We might be at the wrong house. 718 00:32:56.015 --> 00:33:00.395 Snoop fast. Look for preppy things like mallards or plaid wallpaper. 719 00:33:00.979 --> 00:33:03.189 -Oh my God. You're Andrea. -Incoming! 720 00:33:04.065 --> 00:33:07.318 Andrea? This is so exciting. Hi. 721 00:33:07.819 --> 00:33:11.656 And you are Dennis's mistresses? 722 00:33:11.739 --> 00:33:15.660 What? No, we're his roommates. My name is Maggie, and this is-- 723 00:33:15.743 --> 00:33:16.577 Leslie. 724 00:33:17.078 --> 00:33:19.580 It's so great to finally meet you. 725 00:33:19.664 --> 00:33:20.498 Is it? 726 00:33:21.958 --> 00:33:23.167 Hi, I'm Margot. 727 00:33:23.876 --> 00:33:26.170 -Hi. -She's not my girlfriend. 728 00:33:26.921 --> 00:33:28.423 -Hi. -Hi. 729 00:33:30.049 --> 00:33:31.551 -Dude, help me. -Oh! Um. 730 00:33:32.176 --> 00:33:34.220 Uh, we just have a gift for Dennis. 731 00:33:34.303 --> 00:33:36.055 Oh, you can just leave it with us. 732 00:33:36.139 --> 00:33:37.223 -Great. -Great. 733 00:33:37.306 --> 00:33:39.350 -Great. -Grand. 734 00:33:40.018 --> 00:33:40.893 [Andrea] Oh. 735 00:33:41.477 --> 00:33:42.520 [birds chirping] 736 00:33:43.271 --> 00:33:45.940 This was so much fun. Thank you so much. 737 00:33:46.983 --> 00:33:47.942 Okay. 738 00:33:50.862 --> 00:33:52.530 [Andrea] What the fuck was that? 739 00:33:53.698 --> 00:33:55.408 Who the fuck are those girls, Dennis? 740 00:33:55.491 --> 00:33:58.369 -[Dennis] I'm not doing this with you. -Not doing what? 741 00:33:58.453 --> 00:34:01.372 Telling me why you have roommates? Why do you need roommates? 742 00:34:01.456 --> 00:34:03.499 Yeah, why do you have a hot roommate? 743 00:34:03.583 --> 00:34:06.127 I'm not standing for this scrutiny. Goodbye. 744 00:34:06.627 --> 00:34:08.337 -Did he hang up on me? -Did he hang up? 745 00:34:08.421 --> 00:34:11.632 Oh, I knew that dude was weird. Now it's confirmed. 746 00:34:11.716 --> 00:34:13.968 No, he does not talk to me this way. 747 00:34:14.052 --> 00:34:17.680 Maybe his mom just died, and then I called and handled it wrong. 748 00:34:17.764 --> 00:34:18.890 Handled it wrong? 749 00:34:18.973 --> 00:34:22.727 You bought homeboy $500 cups and found out he has a roommate, 750 00:34:22.810 --> 00:34:24.228 who's not ugly by the way. 751 00:34:24.312 --> 00:34:26.689 Wait, are you saying that because you want to sleep with her, 752 00:34:26.773 --> 00:34:28.858 or trying to plant it in my head that he's cheating? 753 00:34:28.941 --> 00:34:31.611 I meant for me. You know he's not sleeping with anybody else. 754 00:34:31.694 --> 00:34:34.614 -I don't know that. -Oh God, he's so ugly. 755 00:34:34.697 --> 00:34:36.115 -You think all guys are ugly. -So? 756 00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:38.451 -You're biased. That's what's so. -[car starting] 757 00:34:42.622 --> 00:34:44.999 -You packed and ready? -Are you insane? 758 00:34:45.083 --> 00:34:47.168 -What? -You're gonna act like nothing happened? 759 00:34:47.251 --> 00:34:50.546 I'm not spending the weekend with you after that. 760 00:34:50.630 --> 00:34:54.342 -Darling, you're making this hard. -Can you not call me darling? 761 00:34:54.425 --> 00:34:57.929 Can you not talk to me like I'm your WASP-y wife of 50 years, darling? 762 00:34:58.012 --> 00:35:01.182 Do you have any idea how embarrassing that was 763 00:35:01.265 --> 00:35:05.603 to meet two women that you live with who you didn't tell me about? 764 00:35:08.689 --> 00:35:09.524 You're right. 765 00:35:11.192 --> 00:35:12.026 Okay. 766 00:35:12.110 --> 00:35:14.904 So I lied to you about my house. 767 00:35:14.987 --> 00:35:17.323 I have it. I've had it for a long time. 768 00:35:18.658 --> 00:35:21.327 But you decorated it weird, don't want me to see? 769 00:35:21.410 --> 00:35:23.246 Bad wallpaper, weird plumbing? 770 00:35:23.746 --> 00:35:24.747 No. 771 00:35:26.165 --> 00:35:27.583 See, my mother-- 772 00:35:28.084 --> 00:35:30.670 -Okay. Just come in. Just come on. -[Dennis sighing] 773 00:35:30.753 --> 00:35:32.255 [Dennis] I moved my mother in. 774 00:35:32.338 --> 00:35:35.925 I don't want to be a grown man living with his mother, 775 00:35:36.008 --> 00:35:37.718 but it's the best way to take care of her. 776 00:35:37.802 --> 00:35:40.138 -I need to be there for her. -Of course. 777 00:35:40.221 --> 00:35:43.891 She doesn't want to feel like a patient, so I leave the house for her. 778 00:35:43.975 --> 00:35:45.476 Saying this, it sounds insane. 779 00:35:45.560 --> 00:35:47.895 No. No, I get it. 780 00:35:48.479 --> 00:35:50.773 Maggie's a friend from Yale, forever struggling with money. 781 00:35:50.857 --> 00:35:54.402 She's never really had any success. Not like you or us. 782 00:35:54.485 --> 00:35:57.738 I pay her to keep my stuff there. I'm helping a friend out. 783 00:35:57.822 --> 00:36:01.617 She's making my life easier. I'm so sorry she didn't explain herself. 784 00:36:01.701 --> 00:36:03.703 And Leslie, Leslie is-- 785 00:36:04.620 --> 00:36:05.496 she's weird. 786 00:36:05.580 --> 00:36:06.914 -Very weird. -[laughs] 787 00:36:06.998 --> 00:36:11.252 I'm sorry that I was emotionally immature and I wasn't just honest with you. 788 00:36:11.335 --> 00:36:12.753 I'm an absolute idiot. 789 00:36:12.837 --> 00:36:16.299 -[Dennis sighing] -No. No, it's all right. 790 00:36:18.217 --> 00:36:22.305 Maybe now that your mom is here permanently, um, 791 00:36:22.388 --> 00:36:25.433 -I could meet her, because I-- -She would love that. 792 00:36:25.516 --> 00:36:26.517 -Really? -Yes. 793 00:36:26.601 --> 00:36:28.144 -I could bring her flowers. -Yeah. 794 00:36:28.227 --> 00:36:30.396 I could finally see your house. So where is it? 795 00:36:30.479 --> 00:36:31.689 Beverly Hills. 796 00:36:31.772 --> 00:36:33.816 -But like where? -Around Doheny. 797 00:36:33.900 --> 00:36:36.277 -So it's like more West Hollywood. -No, Beverly Hills. 798 00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:38.070 But where is it specifically? 799 00:36:38.154 --> 00:36:40.364 -Doheny and Santa Monica. -That's West Hollywood. 800 00:36:40.448 --> 00:36:43.201 -Palm, 1360 Palm Avenue. -Oh. 801 00:36:43.284 --> 00:36:45.286 Beverly Hills, I assure you. 802 00:36:45.870 --> 00:36:47.371 -Take it easy. -[Dennis] Yeah. 803 00:36:47.455 --> 00:36:49.498 -Let's go. We'll drop in right now. -Really? 804 00:36:49.582 --> 00:36:50.625 -Yeah. -I'm so excited. 805 00:36:50.708 --> 00:36:52.919 She's usually awake right now. If not, we can wake her up. 806 00:36:53.002 --> 00:36:55.880 She'll wanna put out tea, the whole thing. She loves formalities. 807 00:36:55.963 --> 00:36:58.299 No. I don't want to barge in on a sick woman. 808 00:36:58.382 --> 00:37:01.802 Hey. She'll understand that I love you, and this is important to you. 809 00:37:01.886 --> 00:37:05.139 Your needs come first. The traffic's gonna get hard. Let's go. 810 00:37:05.223 --> 00:37:09.977 No, stop. I'm not just some spoiled brat who just barges in on your sick mom. 811 00:37:10.061 --> 00:37:11.687 We'll go after the trip. 812 00:37:12.271 --> 00:37:14.482 -Plus traffic's probably bad. -You're right. 813 00:37:15.107 --> 00:37:17.818 Now that this is all settled, will you please go pack? 814 00:37:18.319 --> 00:37:20.529 -Oh, I've been packed. -What? 815 00:37:20.613 --> 00:37:24.492 I packed a while ago. I just wanted to see how you were gonna handle this. 816 00:37:24.575 --> 00:37:25.910 God, I love you. 817 00:37:28.120 --> 00:37:29.789 -Gonna put this in the car. -Okay. 818 00:37:30.248 --> 00:37:32.250 Wait. Dennis… 819 00:37:35.878 --> 00:37:37.505 did you get the tumblers? 820 00:37:38.673 --> 00:37:41.509 Yes. Thank you so much. They're beautiful. 821 00:37:41.592 --> 00:37:44.637 -Just like the ones your dad had? -Absolutely. 822 00:37:45.304 --> 00:37:47.765 -[Dennis chuckling] Mm. -[phone ringing] 823 00:37:48.599 --> 00:37:50.726 -Yeah? -[Margot] Hey, are you near Dennis? 824 00:37:51.560 --> 00:37:52.853 No. What's up? 825 00:37:52.937 --> 00:37:55.356 Before I tell you this. I want you to know I love you, 826 00:37:55.439 --> 00:37:57.400 and I just want you to be happy. 827 00:37:57.483 --> 00:37:58.526 Duh. 828 00:37:58.609 --> 00:38:01.779 -So I called the Yale Registrar. -[sighing] Why? 829 00:38:01.862 --> 00:38:05.616 The last Dennis Kelly graduated in 1980 and didn't play golf, 830 00:38:05.700 --> 00:38:07.785 but he was indicted for fraud. 831 00:38:07.868 --> 00:38:09.453 Stop. Okay, sorry. 832 00:38:09.537 --> 00:38:13.541 Um, I love you. And yes, I will admit this whole thing is very weird, 833 00:38:13.624 --> 00:38:16.377 and the house stuff is weird, but he explained himself. 834 00:38:16.460 --> 00:38:17.712 [Margot] He did? How? 835 00:38:17.795 --> 00:38:21.674 [sighing] It's got to do with his mom, and it's this really sweet endeavor. 836 00:38:21.757 --> 00:38:22.883 -Hey, babe. -Ahh! 837 00:38:22.967 --> 00:38:23.801 Are you okay? 838 00:38:23.884 --> 00:38:25.136 -You ready? -Yes. 839 00:38:25.594 --> 00:38:26.429 Yes. 840 00:38:26.512 --> 00:38:27.763 [whispers] Call you back. 841 00:38:28.222 --> 00:38:29.724 -Let's go. -Okay, now? 842 00:38:29.807 --> 00:38:30.766 -Yeah. -Okay. 843 00:38:33.352 --> 00:38:36.397 [mysterious instrumental music plays] 844 00:38:36.897 --> 00:38:38.566 [upbeat instrumental music plays] 845 00:38:38.649 --> 00:38:42.153 [indistinct conversation] 846 00:38:43.988 --> 00:38:45.573 [Dennis] Think we put our bags here. 847 00:38:47.283 --> 00:38:49.118 -Thank you. -[indistinct talking] 848 00:38:49.201 --> 00:38:52.246 [Andrea] This is nice. This place had great Yelp reviews. 849 00:38:52.872 --> 00:38:54.457 What's your cousin's name again? 850 00:38:54.540 --> 00:38:56.876 Goes by Dr. Korchran, but it's Brett. 851 00:38:56.959 --> 00:38:58.711 He went to Yale. I told you about him. 852 00:38:58.794 --> 00:39:00.671 And he's kind of a bro. Hey. 853 00:39:00.755 --> 00:39:03.841 [Brett and Andrea laughing] 854 00:39:04.425 --> 00:39:06.510 -D-Dog. Fuck yeah! -[laughing] Hey. Oh! 855 00:39:06.594 --> 00:39:07.511 [Brett] Hey, hey. 856 00:39:07.595 --> 00:39:08.804 [Brett barking] 857 00:39:08.888 --> 00:39:10.139 -Go Bulldogs. -Ah. 858 00:39:10.222 --> 00:39:11.849 -Nice to meet you. -Fuck yeah, dude. 859 00:39:11.932 --> 00:39:13.351 -Fellow Bulldog in the house. -Right? 860 00:39:13.434 --> 00:39:16.270 So great to meet you. Andrea fucking loves you. 861 00:39:16.354 --> 00:39:17.480 Brett, are you ten? 862 00:39:17.563 --> 00:39:18.397 [laughing] 863 00:39:18.481 --> 00:39:19.899 -Oh, this is Alli. -Hi. 864 00:39:19.982 --> 00:39:20.816 Hi. 865 00:39:21.275 --> 00:39:24.445 What do you guys want to do? We could go wine tasting like old people, 866 00:39:24.528 --> 00:39:25.571 or we could hit the bar. 867 00:39:25.654 --> 00:39:27.698 -Wow. He's a doctor? -Mm-hm. 868 00:39:27.782 --> 00:39:30.451 Actually, I have a surprise for us. 869 00:39:30.534 --> 00:39:34.997 Uh, I got us golf. I bought us a round of golf! 870 00:39:35.081 --> 00:39:37.500 Cuz, this is a beautiful course. I could've chipped in. 871 00:39:37.583 --> 00:39:39.377 No way, I've got that TV money. 872 00:39:39.460 --> 00:39:41.545 Plus I wanted it to be a surprise. 873 00:39:41.629 --> 00:39:44.298 -Absolutely. So sweet, babe. -[Dennis kissing] 874 00:39:44.382 --> 00:39:46.217 [Andrea] Alli, I don't like golf, 875 00:39:46.300 --> 00:39:49.261 so I went ahead and got us mini champagne and Doritos! 876 00:39:49.345 --> 00:39:51.931 -Woo! I love golf. -[squeaky voice] I love golf too! 877 00:39:52.014 --> 00:39:53.682 -Let's check in. -Let's do it. 878 00:39:53.766 --> 00:39:54.642 [Andrea giggling] 879 00:39:55.226 --> 00:39:56.143 [Dennis] Hang on. 880 00:39:56.227 --> 00:39:57.436 [melodic music plays] 881 00:39:57.520 --> 00:39:59.271 That was really smooth. [Andrea chuckling] 882 00:39:59.355 --> 00:40:00.981 Andrea said you played at Yale. 883 00:40:01.065 --> 00:40:02.274 -What year were you? -'05. 884 00:40:02.358 --> 00:40:04.944 Oh, okay. I'm '07. I knew some golf dudes. 885 00:40:05.027 --> 00:40:06.195 I didn't play for Yale. 886 00:40:06.779 --> 00:40:08.656 -What? -[Dennis] At Yale, on the club team. 887 00:40:08.739 --> 00:40:11.283 -I don't remember the club team. -We weren't a proud bunch. 888 00:40:11.367 --> 00:40:12.743 Hard to brag about a handicap 889 00:40:12.827 --> 00:40:14.703 when to the real team, you look handicapped. 890 00:40:14.787 --> 00:40:17.206 [Brett laughing] Man, that's pretty ableist, bro. 891 00:40:17.289 --> 00:40:19.166 [Brett] So, what college were you in? 892 00:40:19.667 --> 00:40:20.543 Yale, dude. 893 00:40:20.626 --> 00:40:22.002 [Brett and others laughing] 894 00:40:22.086 --> 00:40:25.005 -This guy's hilarious. I was at Davenport. -[all laughing] 895 00:40:25.089 --> 00:40:27.383 -I was in JE. -[Brett] Yeah, but they suck. 896 00:40:27.925 --> 00:40:29.718 Me too. And they do suck. 897 00:40:29.802 --> 00:40:31.762 Ha-hah! I knew I liked this guy. 898 00:40:31.846 --> 00:40:34.140 [Brett] I think I remember the club team now. 899 00:40:34.223 --> 00:40:36.058 Man, they sucked. 900 00:40:36.142 --> 00:40:39.228 -[men chuckling] -Totally. I got this round. Ma'am? 901 00:40:40.729 --> 00:40:42.148 [Brett] Oh, I got next. 902 00:40:43.107 --> 00:40:44.108 [Dennis] Hi. 903 00:40:44.191 --> 00:40:47.027 -[server] What can I get for you? -We'll take four shots-- 904 00:40:47.111 --> 00:40:48.821 We don't serve hard liquor, just beers. 905 00:40:48.904 --> 00:40:51.949 -Oh, where's your flask, bro? Right? -[Dennis laughs weakly] 906 00:40:52.032 --> 00:40:54.201 -[laughs] We'll just take four IPAs. -Great. 907 00:40:54.285 --> 00:40:56.704 There's no handle of Hibiki back there? 908 00:40:56.787 --> 00:40:57.705 [chuckling] 909 00:40:58.747 --> 00:41:00.416 -Are you okay? -Huh? Absolutely. 910 00:41:00.499 --> 00:41:01.959 -You're acting weird. -Wha--? 911 00:41:02.042 --> 00:41:03.419 -You sure? -Here you go. 912 00:41:03.502 --> 00:41:04.587 -Thank you. -For you. 913 00:41:05.171 --> 00:41:06.338 -Thank you. -All right. 914 00:41:06.422 --> 00:41:07.423 -There you go. -A toast. 915 00:41:07.506 --> 00:41:11.677 To higher education and to my even higher pathetic golf scores. 916 00:41:11.760 --> 00:41:13.304 -Such a dork. -[Dennis] Cheers. 917 00:41:13.387 --> 00:41:14.388 -Cheers. -[Andrea] Cheers. 918 00:41:16.682 --> 00:41:17.766 Oh, nice. 919 00:41:19.810 --> 00:41:21.103 Come on. 920 00:41:22.605 --> 00:41:23.689 Why? 921 00:41:24.773 --> 00:41:27.443 ♪ Bull dogs, bull dogs ♪ Bow wow wow ♪ 922 00:41:27.526 --> 00:41:28.360 Bow wow wow. 923 00:41:28.444 --> 00:41:30.863 ♪ Eli Yale ♪ 924 00:41:30.946 --> 00:41:32.114 [burping, laughing] 925 00:41:32.198 --> 00:41:33.782 -[Brett] Hell yeah! -Bow wow wow. 926 00:41:33.866 --> 00:41:36.660 -Dennis, you wanna tee off first? -Come on, show 'em how it's done. 927 00:41:36.744 --> 00:41:40.789 [whispers] I hurt my back on the drive up, so I'm not sure I'm gonna swing today. 928 00:41:40.873 --> 00:41:42.374 [mocking] Now your back hurts? 929 00:41:42.458 --> 00:41:45.336 What do you say we make it interesting? Hundred bucks a hole. 930 00:41:45.419 --> 00:41:46.795 Brett, that is so tacky. 931 00:41:46.879 --> 00:41:49.548 -Please, I'm sure he can afford it. -Definitely. How about 200? 932 00:41:49.632 --> 00:41:50.841 -You sure? -Absolutely. 933 00:41:51.425 --> 00:41:54.720 But these clubs look like they were stolen from a public driving range. 934 00:41:54.803 --> 00:41:56.180 [mocking] Oh, sick burn. 935 00:41:56.263 --> 00:41:58.933 It's hot. Someone hit the thing first. Whatever. 936 00:41:59.016 --> 00:42:01.977 Just saying it might not be anyone's best game. Just saying. 937 00:42:02.061 --> 00:42:03.395 [Dennis laughs awkwardly] 938 00:42:03.479 --> 00:42:04.939 -Good luck. -Thank you. 939 00:42:05.773 --> 00:42:07.691 [Dennis breathing deeply] 940 00:42:09.610 --> 00:42:10.569 [sighing] 941 00:42:12.154 --> 00:42:13.405 [Brett and Andrea giggle] 942 00:42:13.489 --> 00:42:16.575 -[Andrea] He loves golf. -[Brett] Right. Heck yes. 943 00:42:16.659 --> 00:42:17.618 [Andrea] Mm-hm. 944 00:42:17.701 --> 00:42:18.911 [Dennis inhaling] 945 00:42:18.994 --> 00:42:20.746 [birds chirping] 946 00:42:20.829 --> 00:42:22.540 -[Dennis sighing] -What do we do? 947 00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:27.753 [electronic beat rises] 948 00:42:27.836 --> 00:42:28.671 -Ah! -[music stops] 949 00:42:28.754 --> 00:42:29.922 -Oh my God! -Shit. 950 00:42:30.422 --> 00:42:31.549 [Dennis groaning] 951 00:42:31.632 --> 00:42:32.967 -[Dennis] Shit. -Dennis! 952 00:42:33.050 --> 00:42:34.635 -[Dennis groans] -God, he's so old. 953 00:42:34.718 --> 00:42:36.679 -This is so embarrassing. Oh! -What happened? 954 00:42:36.762 --> 00:42:38.847 I wrenched something. I told you I hurt my back. 955 00:42:38.931 --> 00:42:40.641 -Let me take a look. -She's a doctor. 956 00:42:40.724 --> 00:42:42.226 -You're both doctors? -[Alli] Yes. 957 00:42:42.309 --> 00:42:44.603 -No, I've done this before. -You have? 958 00:42:44.687 --> 00:42:45.729 My father has a bad back. 959 00:42:45.813 --> 00:42:47.523 -I have a bad back. -It isn't hereditary. 960 00:42:47.606 --> 00:42:50.734 -We got in a car accident together. -You never told me that. 961 00:42:50.818 --> 00:42:53.070 You both hurt your backs in the same exact place? 962 00:42:53.153 --> 00:42:55.322 We both hurt our backs in the same place before he died 963 00:42:56.490 --> 00:42:57.491 of cancer. 964 00:43:00.202 --> 00:43:02.955 -Okay, well, let's get you up. -[Dennis] Ow! 965 00:43:03.038 --> 00:43:04.456 You sure you're okay? 966 00:43:04.540 --> 00:43:05.416 [Dennis gasping] 967 00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:08.502 Absolutely. Absolutely. Thank you. 968 00:43:08.586 --> 00:43:09.670 Oh. Ah. 969 00:43:09.753 --> 00:43:12.089 Last time this happened, I was on the floor for three hours. 970 00:43:12.172 --> 00:43:13.257 I can handle it. 971 00:43:13.340 --> 00:43:15.384 -I'm just gonna go lay down. -Okay. 972 00:43:15.467 --> 00:43:17.386 Should I pay a loser's fee for dropping out? 973 00:43:17.469 --> 00:43:18.387 -Oh God. -[Alli] What? 974 00:43:18.470 --> 00:43:20.014 All bets are off. It was just fun. 975 00:43:20.097 --> 00:43:21.223 No, I insist. 976 00:43:21.307 --> 00:43:23.142 -[Brett] No, next time. -[Dennis] All right. 977 00:43:23.225 --> 00:43:25.686 Well, if it's not too unorthodox, I'll hitch a ride back with-- 978 00:43:25.769 --> 00:43:26.604 Chanterelle. 979 00:43:26.687 --> 00:43:27.980 Chanterelle. 980 00:43:28.689 --> 00:43:31.442 -All right. -No, I got it. Really. Thank you. 981 00:43:31.525 --> 00:43:33.611 [Dennis sighing] Yeah, I'm good. 982 00:43:33.694 --> 00:43:34.653 [Dennis wincing] 983 00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:37.615 [motor starting] 984 00:43:38.616 --> 00:43:41.368 [downbeat melodic music plays] 985 00:43:52.588 --> 00:43:53.881 [Dennis yawning] 986 00:43:55.799 --> 00:43:56.759 [Dennis chuckling] 987 00:43:58.135 --> 00:43:59.386 [Dennis] They seem nice. 988 00:44:00.012 --> 00:44:03.015 Perhaps we'll have more time to chat with them at brunch tomorrow. 989 00:44:03.515 --> 00:44:04.391 [Dennis sighing] 990 00:44:04.475 --> 00:44:05.392 Mua! 991 00:44:06.644 --> 00:44:07.686 [clicking] 992 00:44:07.770 --> 00:44:08.729 [Dennis grunting] 993 00:44:13.192 --> 00:44:14.652 What happened to my bracelet? 994 00:44:15.194 --> 00:44:16.111 What bracelet? 995 00:44:16.695 --> 00:44:19.239 A while back you said you got me a bracelet. 996 00:44:20.115 --> 00:44:22.493 Oh. Yes. [chuckling] 997 00:44:22.576 --> 00:44:25.412 Well, let's say I will not be shopping at Cartier anymore. 998 00:44:25.496 --> 00:44:28.957 I went back and forth with them more times than appropriate for a-- 999 00:44:29.041 --> 00:44:30.459 Okay, that's fine. No bracelet. 1000 00:44:30.542 --> 00:44:32.544 No. They screwed up three times. 1001 00:44:32.628 --> 00:44:33.796 -They got the… -Enamel? 1002 00:44:33.879 --> 00:44:34.922 …enamel wrong. 1003 00:44:35.005 --> 00:44:37.800 -You said it was metal. -Metal. I mean metal. 1004 00:44:38.509 --> 00:44:41.220 You interrupted me, Andrea, so-- [chuckling] 1005 00:44:41.303 --> 00:44:43.347 I will buy you something from another store. 1006 00:44:43.430 --> 00:44:48.102 No. I don't-- I don't care about an overpriced bracelet I never wanted. 1007 00:44:48.185 --> 00:44:49.061 Okay. 1008 00:44:50.479 --> 00:44:52.481 [Dennis wincing, grunting] 1009 00:44:55.192 --> 00:44:56.568 Can I see your diploma? 1010 00:44:57.194 --> 00:44:58.362 Uh-- [snorting] 1011 00:44:58.445 --> 00:45:02.491 Sure, maybe it's-- It's in my car with my license and registration. 1012 00:45:02.574 --> 00:45:03.534 Do you still have it? 1013 00:45:03.617 --> 00:45:05.744 What? Sure, somewhere. I don't know. 1014 00:45:06.787 --> 00:45:09.289 Because my Texas diploma is in a closet, 1015 00:45:09.373 --> 00:45:12.459 and I feel like a Yale diploma is something you would hang on a wall. 1016 00:45:13.001 --> 00:45:13.836 [clicking] 1017 00:45:16.296 --> 00:45:20.676 Darling, hey, I'm not a dentist. Right? I'm not an asshole either. 1018 00:45:20.759 --> 00:45:25.055 I would never have my degree on a wall, especially an undergrad degree. 1019 00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:26.598 [Dennis chuckling] 1020 00:45:26.682 --> 00:45:29.309 -What's this all about? -I don't know. 1021 00:45:30.728 --> 00:45:33.731 -Everything's weird and-- -This is still about the house? 1022 00:45:33.814 --> 00:45:35.774 Yeah. Yes. Yes. 1023 00:45:35.858 --> 00:45:41.029 I am so sorry, not only for how I lied to you, but for how I acted. 1024 00:45:41.113 --> 00:45:44.700 It's clear that you're not trusting me, and I can't say I blame you. 1025 00:45:45.576 --> 00:45:49.037 I'm so sorry, and this will never ever happen again. 1026 00:45:51.373 --> 00:45:52.458 -Okay. -Okay. 1027 00:45:52.541 --> 00:45:53.417 [both chuckle] 1028 00:45:53.500 --> 00:45:55.627 -How's your back? -I took a hot shower for it. 1029 00:45:55.711 --> 00:45:58.922 It's much better. Everything's better when you're around. 1030 00:45:59.006 --> 00:46:01.216 -[Dennis sighing] -Mmm. 1031 00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:04.636 Why don't I take you by the house this week? Huh? 1032 00:46:04.720 --> 00:46:06.805 -Yeah. -We can dig up my diploma. 1033 00:46:06.889 --> 00:46:09.266 We can get my birth certificate, my first report card maybe. 1034 00:46:09.349 --> 00:46:11.810 -Or we can bring your mom lunch. -Absolutely. 1035 00:46:11.894 --> 00:46:14.605 -Put an end to all the mystery. Mm. -Yeah. 1036 00:46:14.688 --> 00:46:15.564 -Mm. -Mm. 1037 00:46:17.441 --> 00:46:19.651 I'm gonna put the "do not disturb" sign on the door. 1038 00:46:22.196 --> 00:46:23.280 What? 1039 00:46:24.490 --> 00:46:25.324 Dennis? 1040 00:46:26.074 --> 00:46:28.285 Actually, Andrea, 1041 00:46:29.661 --> 00:46:31.038 there's something I want to say. 1042 00:46:32.331 --> 00:46:33.373 Okay, what is it? 1043 00:46:34.917 --> 00:46:38.462 It's hard for me to bring it up because it's not what you think it is. 1044 00:46:38.545 --> 00:46:40.380 Okay, you're scaring me. 1045 00:46:41.673 --> 00:46:42.508 [Dennis sighing] 1046 00:46:42.591 --> 00:46:45.594 [Andrea] For once, everything in my life was on the upswing, 1047 00:46:45.677 --> 00:46:48.263 and I just wanted this to work too, you know. 1048 00:46:48.347 --> 00:46:50.432 I loved what an odd couple we made. 1049 00:46:51.350 --> 00:46:52.226 Come here. 1050 00:46:52.309 --> 00:46:54.478 [melodic instrumental music plays] 1051 00:46:54.561 --> 00:46:55.771 [Dennis sighing] 1052 00:47:05.322 --> 00:47:07.241 [Andrea] It was the ugliest ring I'd ever seen. 1053 00:47:07.324 --> 00:47:09.368 This is so sweet. 1054 00:47:09.451 --> 00:47:10.661 It looked like a dick. 1055 00:47:10.744 --> 00:47:12.037 It was a gift from my father. 1056 00:47:12.120 --> 00:47:14.748 -[Andrea sighs] -Mother told me she wanted you to have it. 1057 00:47:16.291 --> 00:47:17.668 I can't. 1058 00:47:17.751 --> 00:47:20.504 I want you to be my wife one day. This is just a placeholder. 1059 00:47:21.088 --> 00:47:23.966 It's a promise ring, something from her to you 1060 00:47:24.049 --> 00:47:25.175 for you being you. 1061 00:47:25.259 --> 00:47:26.093 [Andrea sighs] 1062 00:47:26.718 --> 00:47:27.928 I love you. 1063 00:47:28.011 --> 00:47:28.846 I love you. 1064 00:47:29.429 --> 00:47:31.682 I do. I just want you to know no matter what, 1065 00:47:32.266 --> 00:47:35.352 you are the realest thing in my life. 1066 00:47:37.354 --> 00:47:39.189 Now, put it on. 1067 00:47:40.232 --> 00:47:41.066 Here, now? 1068 00:47:41.149 --> 00:47:42.359 -Mm-hm. -[Andrea] Oh. 1069 00:47:42.442 --> 00:47:44.778 -Maybe we should save it for-- -Come here. 1070 00:47:46.363 --> 00:47:48.240 [Andrea wincing] 1071 00:47:48.323 --> 00:47:49.658 -Wow. -Wow. 1072 00:47:50.158 --> 00:47:51.201 Oh. 1073 00:47:51.785 --> 00:47:52.744 It's beautiful. 1074 00:47:53.412 --> 00:47:56.081 It is on my finger. 1075 00:47:56.164 --> 00:47:58.458 Mmm. [chuckling, sighing] 1076 00:47:59.126 --> 00:48:00.085 It sure is. 1077 00:48:00.711 --> 00:48:03.797 And we're obsessed with telling women not to be picky. Right? 1078 00:48:03.881 --> 00:48:07.134 Like, "Don't be too picky." "Take whatever falls into your lap 1079 00:48:07.217 --> 00:48:09.094 from the mouth of another woman." 1080 00:48:09.678 --> 00:48:13.181 "And be grateful when they give you a ring shaped like a penis." 1081 00:48:13.265 --> 00:48:14.099 [laughter] 1082 00:48:14.182 --> 00:48:16.226 It's just society's way of making sure 1083 00:48:16.310 --> 00:48:20.355 you don't feel as special as they tell you you should feel when you feel unspecial. 1084 00:48:20.439 --> 00:48:23.483 It's a tongue twister, but I'm right about it. 1085 00:48:23.567 --> 00:48:26.320 [upbeat jazzy music plays] 1086 00:48:28.614 --> 00:48:30.032 Just be calm. 1087 00:48:30.115 --> 00:48:30.991 [inhaling] 1088 00:48:31.074 --> 00:48:32.284 Be grateful. 1089 00:48:33.577 --> 00:48:36.705 Just try not to be a bitch when the comedy is bad. 1090 00:48:37.831 --> 00:48:39.082 [exhaling] 1091 00:48:39.166 --> 00:48:40.334 [phone ringing] 1092 00:48:40.918 --> 00:48:41.793 [sighing] 1093 00:48:44.254 --> 00:48:45.172 [scoffing] 1094 00:48:46.673 --> 00:48:47.507 Are you dying? 1095 00:48:47.591 --> 00:48:49.468 Why haven't you been answering your phone? 1096 00:48:49.551 --> 00:48:50.761 Because I'm at work. 1097 00:48:50.844 --> 00:48:52.262 -Andrea. -Margot. 1098 00:48:52.346 --> 00:48:54.222 -Andrea, I have a friend. -Cool brag. 1099 00:48:54.306 --> 00:48:57.476 I have a friend from the gym who works at Tiny O'Tips. 1100 00:48:57.559 --> 00:49:01.021 She said there was a drunk guy in there. His card got declined, 1101 00:49:01.104 --> 00:49:06.026 and he was ranting and raving about how his fiancé is the star of Space Cadets, 1102 00:49:06.109 --> 00:49:07.986 and she was gonna pay for it. 1103 00:49:08.070 --> 00:49:09.446 Oh my God. 1104 00:49:09.529 --> 00:49:12.491 Because homeboy is an assistant at a bank. 1105 00:49:12.574 --> 00:49:13.408 He's not a hedgehog, 1106 00:49:13.492 --> 00:49:16.787 and I guarantee he doesn't own that house he's been talking about. 1107 00:49:16.870 --> 00:49:19.581 Stop. Stop. Stop. This is too insane. 1108 00:49:19.665 --> 00:49:21.959 Of course he owns a house. I'm going to see it in an hour. 1109 00:49:22.042 --> 00:49:23.043 Fine, your funeral. 1110 00:49:23.126 --> 00:49:24.086 [scoffing] 1111 00:49:24.711 --> 00:49:26.129 [groaning] Margot! 1112 00:49:27.673 --> 00:49:28.674 [sighing] 1113 00:49:34.137 --> 00:49:37.182 [upbeat electronic music plays] 1114 00:49:37.265 --> 00:49:39.309 [indistinct chatter] 1115 00:49:39.393 --> 00:49:41.853 Hey. Hey, how are you? 1116 00:49:43.730 --> 00:49:44.648 Hey. 1117 00:49:52.072 --> 00:49:54.408 Hey, guys. Sorry to keep you waiting. 1118 00:49:54.491 --> 00:49:57.744 We just had to get our last-minute guest a drive-on pass. 1119 00:49:57.828 --> 00:50:00.956 [female voice] Oh! Today has been super cray! Hi! 1120 00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:02.666 Hi! Hi! Hi! 1121 00:50:02.749 --> 00:50:05.836 Oh, I'm so, so, so, so sorry. 1122 00:50:05.919 --> 00:50:08.171 -Traffic was insane today. -Oh, come here. 1123 00:50:08.255 --> 00:50:09.965 -[Serrena] Oh, Jonathan. -Look at you. 1124 00:50:10.048 --> 00:50:10.924 [Serrena squeals] 1125 00:50:11.008 --> 00:50:12.092 What's happening? 1126 00:50:12.175 --> 00:50:13.301 -[Serrena] Mmm! -Ooh! 1127 00:50:13.385 --> 00:50:16.513 The script. You, amazing. 1128 00:50:16.596 --> 00:50:17.681 Amazing, sir. 1129 00:50:17.764 --> 00:50:21.393 [Serrena] I basically begged Jonathan for a role, right? 1130 00:50:21.476 --> 00:50:23.895 I said, "I'll be a waitress, a stump, anything." 1131 00:50:23.979 --> 00:50:25.272 [laughter] 1132 00:50:25.355 --> 00:50:28.900 Well, hey, we are just so happy to have you here, Serrena. 1133 00:50:28.984 --> 00:50:31.111 -[Serrena] Awesome. I am just so-- -So excited! 1134 00:50:31.820 --> 00:50:33.447 I'm so excited too, Jonathan. 1135 00:50:33.530 --> 00:50:34.823 [Andrea forced laughing] 1136 00:50:34.906 --> 00:50:36.783 -[others laugh] -[Serrena forced laughs] 1137 00:50:36.867 --> 00:50:37.743 Well, great. 1138 00:50:37.826 --> 00:50:39.786 Okay. Yeah, that's great. 1139 00:50:39.870 --> 00:50:40.954 And grateful. 1140 00:50:41.038 --> 00:50:43.874 [bangs the table] So grateful to be here. 1141 00:50:43.957 --> 00:50:45.584 -[Serrena gasps] -Let's get started! 1142 00:50:45.667 --> 00:50:46.626 [Andrea] Awesome! 1143 00:50:47.127 --> 00:50:49.046 Take your seat, guys. Get ready. 1144 00:50:49.129 --> 00:50:50.047 [Serrena] Hi. 1145 00:50:51.131 --> 00:50:53.258 Hey, mama. Mm! 1146 00:50:53.341 --> 00:50:55.802 -Good to see you. -[Jonathan] Good to see you, guys. 1147 00:50:55.886 --> 00:50:57.804 -Good to see you. -Great, I'm so excited. 1148 00:50:57.888 --> 00:51:00.223 -Ooh! Let's do this, huh? [Jonathan] All right. 1149 00:51:00.307 --> 00:51:02.434 [indistinct conversation] 1150 00:51:02.517 --> 00:51:04.561 -Amazing! All right, you-- -[Serrena laughs] 1151 00:51:04.644 --> 00:51:06.938 -Thank you, Serrena, for the read. -Thank you. 1152 00:51:07.022 --> 00:51:08.148 -Lunch? -Yes. 1153 00:51:08.231 --> 00:51:09.816 -Let's do it. -Jonathan. 1154 00:51:09.900 --> 00:51:10.734 Hi. 1155 00:51:11.234 --> 00:51:13.528 -Oh, hey. -This is bullshit, Serrena. 1156 00:51:13.612 --> 00:51:15.781 You're in a million movies and you're on TV shows. 1157 00:51:15.864 --> 00:51:18.617 Why did you have to pick the only show that I'm on? 1158 00:51:18.700 --> 00:51:22.120 Wow. Okay. Where is that coming from? 1159 00:51:22.204 --> 00:51:24.915 Where it's coming from is that you're a faker, Serrena. 1160 00:51:24.998 --> 00:51:27.751 -[gasps] -Who goes around long-hugging everyone? 1161 00:51:27.834 --> 00:51:31.505 [mocking] "Oh, gratitude." "Oh, the writing." Oh… 1162 00:51:31.588 --> 00:51:33.381 -Okay-- -I'm nauseous watching you. 1163 00:51:33.465 --> 00:51:35.300 That's enough. What do you want me to do? 1164 00:51:35.383 --> 00:51:36.718 [mocking] What I want you to do 1165 00:51:36.802 --> 00:51:39.846 is fucking stay out of my face for five minutes! 1166 00:51:39.930 --> 00:51:41.848 Pick any other show in the universe! 1167 00:51:41.932 --> 00:51:43.141 You need help, babe. 1168 00:51:44.267 --> 00:51:46.978 That is what people who actually need help always say! 1169 00:51:47.062 --> 00:51:47.979 [phone chiming] 1170 00:51:49.439 --> 00:51:52.275 "Hey, babe, had to rush Mom to UCLA." 1171 00:51:52.359 --> 00:51:54.861 "She wasn't feeling well." "Will call you in a bit." 1172 00:51:54.945 --> 00:51:57.197 "We can see the house another time." 1173 00:51:57.280 --> 00:51:59.950 [grim instrumental music plays] 1174 00:52:00.033 --> 00:52:02.244 Oh, we are seeing this house tonight. 1175 00:52:02.327 --> 00:52:05.580 [electronic music plays] 1176 00:52:05.664 --> 00:52:06.540 [Andrea] Shit! 1177 00:52:08.625 --> 00:52:11.169 Shit! Shit! Shit! 1178 00:52:11.253 --> 00:52:12.212 Ahh! 1179 00:52:12.295 --> 00:52:13.797 [Serrena] Uh, hey. 1180 00:52:15.465 --> 00:52:17.884 -Do you need help? -No, you need help. 1181 00:52:17.968 --> 00:52:21.221 No, wait. Yes. No, I do need help. I need a ride. 1182 00:52:21.304 --> 00:52:23.348 I meant like the security guard or something. 1183 00:52:23.431 --> 00:52:26.726 -I didn't mean me helping you-- -Give me a fucking ride, Serrena! 1184 00:52:28.395 --> 00:52:29.312 [Serrena sighing] 1185 00:52:29.980 --> 00:52:30.814 Seat belt. 1186 00:52:32.232 --> 00:52:33.817 Damn it! [grunting] 1187 00:52:41.867 --> 00:52:44.619 Okay. Well, good luck. 1188 00:52:44.703 --> 00:52:46.371 -This isn't my house. -[muffled ringing] 1189 00:52:46.580 --> 00:52:48.999 What? Well, this is the address you gave me. 1190 00:52:49.082 --> 00:52:49.916 Shh! 1191 00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:52.002 -Okay, but I'm choosing not to talk. -[Margot] Hello? 1192 00:52:52.085 --> 00:52:54.713 Margot, I'm in front of your bar. Where are you? 1193 00:52:54.796 --> 00:52:57.007 I'm telling you something is up here. 1194 00:52:57.090 --> 00:52:59.426 I'm trying to protect you, but I have my own shit to do. 1195 00:52:59.509 --> 00:53:00.719 Margot, I need you. 1196 00:53:00.802 --> 00:53:03.763 I'm going to see his house. You were right. 1197 00:53:03.847 --> 00:53:06.433 Okay? You were right, and I just need to see it for myself. 1198 00:53:06.516 --> 00:53:07.475 Don't make me go alone. 1199 00:53:08.059 --> 00:53:11.771 -You won't believe who's driving me. -Andrea, I'm sorry. I have to go. 1200 00:53:11.855 --> 00:53:13.940 -Where do you have to go? -To a meeting. 1201 00:53:14.024 --> 00:53:15.650 Meeting? Where? Quick, before you bullshit. 1202 00:53:15.734 --> 00:53:17.277 -In Hollywood. -Great. 1203 00:53:17.360 --> 00:53:19.905 -That's where we have to go. -Then I have to go to Beverly Hills-- 1204 00:53:19.988 --> 00:53:23.325 Awesome. Because somehow his house is also in Beverly Hills, 1205 00:53:23.408 --> 00:53:24.576 so this works out. 1206 00:53:24.659 --> 00:53:26.286 -This is fucking great. -[door opens] 1207 00:53:26.786 --> 00:53:28.663 -Oh. -Wow, Serrena Halstead. 1208 00:53:28.747 --> 00:53:29.956 -Big fan. -Oh! 1209 00:53:30.040 --> 00:53:31.249 -Yeah, she's great. -Let's ride. 1210 00:53:31.333 --> 00:53:32.167 Let's ride. 1211 00:53:32.250 --> 00:53:35.754 [fast-tempo electronic music plays] 1212 00:53:36.671 --> 00:53:40.175 He said he went to Yale. He even said he got me jewelry and I've never seen it. 1213 00:53:40.258 --> 00:53:42.052 So you have no idea if he's lying? 1214 00:53:42.135 --> 00:53:44.429 -Oh, I know. -Or what he's lying about? 1215 00:53:44.512 --> 00:53:46.223 -That's why we're doing this. -Wow. 1216 00:53:46.306 --> 00:53:48.850 Fucking well-equipped too. Mission ready. 1217 00:53:48.934 --> 00:53:51.186 -Oh my God. Are you serious with this? -Oh. 1218 00:53:51.269 --> 00:53:55.273 You have a ready-to-eat meal and binoculars. 1219 00:53:55.357 --> 00:53:57.317 -Mini ones. Yeah. -This is spy equipment. 1220 00:53:57.400 --> 00:54:00.528 -Ooh! And snacks. -I got survival guides for everything. 1221 00:54:00.612 --> 00:54:04.741 Let's see here. "How to distill one's urine into potable water." 1222 00:54:04.824 --> 00:54:08.912 -How long do you think we're gonna be? -I earmarked something for you. Read that. 1223 00:54:09.788 --> 00:54:12.958 "The less attractive male cuttlefish can fool rival alpha males 1224 00:54:13.041 --> 00:54:16.461 into thinking they are females by pretending to actually be females." 1225 00:54:16.544 --> 00:54:19.297 "The dominant cuttlefish don't notice their presence, 1226 00:54:19.381 --> 00:54:21.383 allowing them in and giving the lesser cuttlefish 1227 00:54:21.466 --> 00:54:24.219 an opportunity to mate with the females under false pretenses." 1228 00:54:24.302 --> 00:54:26.346 Dennis is a fucking cuttlefish. 1229 00:54:26.429 --> 00:54:28.807 He didn't act like a woman to attract me. 1230 00:54:28.890 --> 00:54:30.642 He pretended to be something else. 1231 00:54:30.725 --> 00:54:33.395 It's like catfishing, but worse because you fucked a little bitch. 1232 00:54:33.478 --> 00:54:35.605 [Serrena laughing] 1233 00:54:35.689 --> 00:54:37.440 Cuttlefishing. I love that. 1234 00:54:37.524 --> 00:54:38.525 -Enough! -[Serrena] Oh. 1235 00:54:38.608 --> 00:54:41.403 We're looking for 1360-- 1236 00:54:41.486 --> 00:54:43.321 [gasping] There it is. 1237 00:54:44.072 --> 00:54:48.076 [mysterious instrumental music plays] 1238 00:54:52.122 --> 00:54:52.956 [Serrena gasps] 1239 00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:56.793 Wait, what if this actually is his house and he's there? 1240 00:54:56.876 --> 00:54:59.546 [whispers] Or worse, his mom is there and she sees us? 1241 00:54:59.629 --> 00:55:00.755 Why am I scared? 1242 00:55:00.839 --> 00:55:04.301 Because we're in uncharted territory. We're under emotional fire. 1243 00:55:04.926 --> 00:55:07.637 This is really spiritually traumatic for me right now. 1244 00:55:07.721 --> 00:55:09.431 [gasps] Mind if I take notes? 1245 00:55:09.514 --> 00:55:11.433 This could be really good for my role. 1246 00:55:11.516 --> 00:55:15.228 It's just like so, like, raw and like grounded, you know? 1247 00:55:15.312 --> 00:55:17.689 It's like one of those dreams that's really boring 1248 00:55:17.772 --> 00:55:21.151 and it just keeps going, and you just can't get to class. 1249 00:55:21.234 --> 00:55:23.194 One of those dreams that ends with us dying. 1250 00:55:23.278 --> 00:55:24.321 Of what, the truth? 1251 00:55:24.404 --> 00:55:26.323 Yes! With us dying of the truth! 1252 00:55:26.406 --> 00:55:28.283 -You go first! -Why do I have to go first? 1253 00:55:28.366 --> 00:55:31.369 -Because I need my face for work. -I need mine too, you selfish asshole. 1254 00:55:31.453 --> 00:55:33.204 [whining] Margot, please. You're stronger. 1255 00:55:33.288 --> 00:55:36.416 You're stronger. Look at my hands. You said I was weak. You go. 1256 00:55:37.208 --> 00:55:38.960 Maintain contact, baby arms. 1257 00:55:39.836 --> 00:55:42.380 -Don't you have cell phones? -They might be compromised. 1258 00:55:42.464 --> 00:55:44.758 -Are you getting off on this? -A little bit. 1259 00:55:44.841 --> 00:55:46.009 -[banging] -[all scream] 1260 00:55:47.802 --> 00:55:48.720 [Serrena sighing] 1261 00:55:49.596 --> 00:55:51.806 Fuck. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. 1262 00:55:51.890 --> 00:55:54.059 -I'm just gonna do it. Just gonna go. -Okay. 1263 00:55:55.643 --> 00:55:56.478 [door shutting] 1264 00:56:01.274 --> 00:56:05.153 [suspenseful synth music plays] 1265 00:56:05.236 --> 00:56:06.196 [Serrena inhaling] 1266 00:56:06.279 --> 00:56:07.113 Okay. 1267 00:56:09.115 --> 00:56:10.950 Doesn't seem like a house a young guy would own. 1268 00:56:11.034 --> 00:56:12.577 Well, he acts old. 1269 00:56:13.828 --> 00:56:14.704 That's fair. 1270 00:56:24.714 --> 00:56:26.091 "Beware of Pomeranian?" 1271 00:56:26.174 --> 00:56:27.425 This isn't the house. 1272 00:56:28.343 --> 00:56:29.511 This can't be the house. 1273 00:56:31.679 --> 00:56:33.848 Andrea, look! The door! The door! The door! 1274 00:56:33.932 --> 00:56:34.766 [feedback noise] 1275 00:56:34.849 --> 00:56:36.059 [music stops] 1276 00:56:37.977 --> 00:56:39.979 -Are you Dennis's mom? -Hola. 1277 00:56:42.690 --> 00:56:43.691 [Andrea] Okay… 1278 00:56:43.775 --> 00:56:45.026 [woman speaking Spanish] 1279 00:56:45.110 --> 00:56:48.446 Oh! Maybe his mom speaks Spanish. Don't assume race. 1280 00:56:48.530 --> 00:56:50.031 Are you always this preachy? 1281 00:56:50.573 --> 00:56:51.533 Uh… 1282 00:56:51.616 --> 00:56:53.493 [melodic music plays] 1283 00:56:53.576 --> 00:56:55.453 Does--? Does Dennis live here? 1284 00:56:55.537 --> 00:56:56.538 Denise? 1285 00:56:56.663 --> 00:56:58.248 Yes. Sí, Denise. 1286 00:56:58.331 --> 00:56:59.582 -[woman] Denise? -Yeah! 1287 00:56:59.666 --> 00:57:00.667 [woman laughs] Denise. 1288 00:57:00.750 --> 00:57:02.710 -[Andrea gasping] -Denise? 1289 00:57:04.254 --> 00:57:05.296 [Andrea panting] 1290 00:57:05.922 --> 00:57:07.006 [floor creaking] 1291 00:57:08.800 --> 00:57:10.176 I'm Denise. 1292 00:57:10.260 --> 00:57:13.763 [Margot on radio] Vive Dennis Kelly aqui? Fuck, "Usted--" 1293 00:57:13.847 --> 00:57:16.516 No. You have the wrong house. 1294 00:57:18.685 --> 00:57:20.103 [ominous tone crescendos] 1295 00:57:20.186 --> 00:57:22.355 [gasping] 1296 00:57:22.439 --> 00:57:24.399 [moody melodic music plays] 1297 00:57:24.482 --> 00:57:27.402 Fuck. I don't know what that is. It's not his house! 1298 00:57:28.736 --> 00:57:29.863 Oh my God, go. 1299 00:57:29.946 --> 00:57:31.781 -Okay, go, go, go! -Fuck, Halstead! 1300 00:57:31.865 --> 00:57:33.950 -[tires screeching] -[women screaming] 1301 00:57:34.033 --> 00:57:35.118 [muffled radio music] 1302 00:57:35.201 --> 00:57:37.287 -[Margot] So, what are we doing? -I don't know. 1303 00:57:37.370 --> 00:57:39.247 [chewing] I mean, what is this even? 1304 00:57:39.330 --> 00:57:40.832 Like, what is happening? 1305 00:57:40.915 --> 00:57:43.334 No house, lied about a job, lied about his school. 1306 00:57:43.418 --> 00:57:47.297 How far back does this go? Like, is his name even Dennis Kelly? 1307 00:57:47.380 --> 00:57:50.633 He told me he went to Yale the day I met him. 1308 00:57:50.717 --> 00:57:53.553 -It's a long con. -Goddamn right it's a fucking long con. 1309 00:57:53.636 --> 00:57:54.971 -[phone chiming] -Yeah. Oh. 1310 00:57:56.431 --> 00:58:00.477 "Hey, babe, assistant left early so I'm stuck at work." 1311 00:58:00.560 --> 00:58:04.022 "Also I lost my ATM card--" Poop emoji. 1312 00:58:04.564 --> 00:58:07.775 "--and Maggie asked to borrow money so I need to stop at the bank." 1313 00:58:07.859 --> 00:58:09.861 "Text you later." "Love you, bye." 1314 00:58:10.570 --> 00:58:12.739 Maggie. That's who we have to talk to. 1315 00:58:12.822 --> 00:58:15.283 Maggie. She lives with the guy. She'll know everything. 1316 00:58:15.366 --> 00:58:17.785 We're gonna go to her house and demand answers. 1317 00:58:17.869 --> 00:58:20.246 -We'll kick down the door like, yah! -Yah! 1318 00:58:20.330 --> 00:58:22.957 And then say, "Hey Maggie. Wanna go out?" 1319 00:58:23.374 --> 00:58:26.211 Why can't you just stalk her on Instagram like a normal person? 1320 00:58:26.294 --> 00:58:27.170 -Better idea. -Yeah. 1321 00:58:27.253 --> 00:58:28.671 -[Andrea] Less violent. -Right. 1322 00:58:28.755 --> 00:58:30.381 -Hey, chicas? -What? 1323 00:58:30.465 --> 00:58:35.011 So while I'm so grateful for the trauma that really filled my inner well today, 1324 00:58:35.094 --> 00:58:37.472 I also have a 5 a.m. call time. 1325 00:58:37.555 --> 00:58:39.557 -Cool. We'll take an Uber. -Yeah. 1326 00:58:39.641 --> 00:58:43.228 Oh, okay. I just need ten hours if I'm gonna look fresh-faced. 1327 00:58:43.311 --> 00:58:44.521 We get it, you work. 1328 00:58:44.604 --> 00:58:46.689 I'm the lead. I set the tone. 1329 00:58:46.773 --> 00:58:49.609 One of the weirdest conflicting feelings you can have 1330 00:58:49.692 --> 00:58:51.819 is the feeling of wanting to be wrong. 1331 00:58:52.403 --> 00:58:55.448 That goes against everything that's in our nature as humans. 1332 00:58:55.532 --> 00:58:57.200 You want to be right. You want to prove 1333 00:58:57.283 --> 00:58:58.826 your survival instincts are correct. 1334 00:58:58.910 --> 00:59:02.163 Your whole life, you're taught, "Stay away from certain kinds of guys." 1335 00:59:02.247 --> 00:59:04.207 You're taught, "Trust your intuition." 1336 00:59:04.290 --> 00:59:08.378 And then it gets you nowhere, and you're single in your mid-30s, 1337 00:59:08.461 --> 00:59:11.297 You're like, "Maybe everything I've been doing is wrong." 1338 00:59:11.381 --> 00:59:14.884 "Maybe I should give this motorcycle gang member a chance." 1339 00:59:14.968 --> 00:59:17.220 "Maybe I could be a stepmom to his three kids." 1340 00:59:17.303 --> 00:59:20.348 -"Maybe I've been too short-sighted." -[laughter] 1341 00:59:20.431 --> 00:59:22.892 "It's a homemade skateboard?" "Great." 1342 00:59:22.976 --> 00:59:24.435 "We'll put on our Vans." 1343 00:59:24.519 --> 00:59:26.813 "We'll get your mom to drop us at the mall." 1344 00:59:26.896 --> 00:59:29.357 "Maybe I was wrong." The answer is you weren't. 1345 00:59:29.440 --> 00:59:33.444 All of these things are instincts that you've developed to keep you safe. 1346 00:59:33.528 --> 00:59:36.239 So just hold out a little longer, because you're not wrong. 1347 00:59:36.739 --> 00:59:40.159 We met Dennis online. Like what, two years ago? 1348 00:59:40.994 --> 00:59:45.081 I found myself lacking in proper coinage to procure a tenable lair, 1349 00:59:45.164 --> 00:59:48.334 so my quest led me to a dark realm. 1350 00:59:48.918 --> 00:59:51.671 She means Craigslist. We met Dennis on Craigslist. 1351 00:59:51.754 --> 00:59:52.672 Craigslist? 1352 00:59:52.755 --> 00:59:57.677 -So, this is your dark arts art studio? -I paint what I see in my dreams. 1353 00:59:58.803 --> 00:59:59.929 Your dreams are dark. 1354 01:00:00.013 --> 01:00:03.266 All my dreams are nightmares, and I sell my nightmares on Etsy. 1355 01:00:03.349 --> 01:00:04.809 It's a passion project. 1356 01:00:04.892 --> 01:00:08.605 Dennis isn't helping you out with rent just because you need help with money? 1357 01:00:08.688 --> 01:00:10.732 [laughing] 1358 01:00:11.941 --> 01:00:12.942 [Leslie sighs] 1359 01:00:13.818 --> 01:00:14.819 No, he's a liar. 1360 01:00:14.902 --> 01:00:17.989 Like when we met, he said he was starting his own hedge fund, 1361 01:00:18.072 --> 01:00:19.574 but he never took the exam. 1362 01:00:19.657 --> 01:00:22.327 And there are exams for that. Big ones. 1363 01:00:22.410 --> 01:00:24.495 It's not like if you speak well and go to a good school 1364 01:00:24.579 --> 01:00:26.497 people will just give you their money. 1365 01:00:27.206 --> 01:00:29.626 -I'm a corporate accountant. -You are? Sorry. 1366 01:00:29.709 --> 01:00:33.212 I don't even think he graduated college. Where did he go? Was it Florida? 1367 01:00:33.296 --> 01:00:35.089 That makes a lot of sense, actually. 1368 01:00:35.173 --> 01:00:37.592 He's always late with his rent, he's always asking for money 1369 01:00:37.675 --> 01:00:41.721 because of his unquenchable thirst to consume the elixir of capitalist greed. 1370 01:00:41.804 --> 01:00:42.889 He wanted to look important. 1371 01:00:42.972 --> 01:00:45.141 He was always bragging about the girls he was dating, 1372 01:00:45.224 --> 01:00:47.685 and I'm like, "How do you have money to take out all these girls 1373 01:00:47.769 --> 01:00:49.395 when you can't pay for your room?" 1374 01:00:49.479 --> 01:00:51.564 He's like 200,000 dollars in debt. 1375 01:00:51.648 --> 01:00:55.068 I didn't believe he was dating you until you showed up at our door. 1376 01:00:55.902 --> 01:01:01.074 Invoking the image of him engaging in lovemaking is horrifying. 1377 01:01:01.157 --> 01:01:02.283 I must paint. 1378 01:01:04.410 --> 01:01:07.664 He's been bragging about dating you for at least a year. 1379 01:01:07.747 --> 01:01:08.581 A year? 1380 01:01:08.665 --> 01:01:12.001 He said you walked up to him on a plane and asked for his number. 1381 01:01:12.585 --> 01:01:15.254 Gross. Gross, gross, gross. 1382 01:01:15.338 --> 01:01:17.340 I wasted so much good whiskey on him. 1383 01:01:17.423 --> 01:01:20.760 Whiskey? You're Margot of Margot's on Sunset. 1384 01:01:20.843 --> 01:01:22.679 -I've always wanted to go there. -Oh. 1385 01:01:22.762 --> 01:01:25.056 You should come by. Anytime. 1386 01:01:25.139 --> 01:01:26.974 Can you not hit on her in her own home? 1387 01:01:27.058 --> 01:01:28.851 [insects chirping outside] 1388 01:01:29.686 --> 01:01:31.729 Can I see Dennis's room? I was gonna do the thing 1389 01:01:31.813 --> 01:01:33.606 where I ask to go to the bathroom then snoop, 1390 01:01:33.690 --> 01:01:36.984 but lying just feels really hypocritical at this point. 1391 01:01:37.068 --> 01:01:40.071 -Also, your house makes me uncomfortable. -Resplendent, isn't it? 1392 01:01:41.572 --> 01:01:42.699 Yeah. I'll show you. 1393 01:01:42.782 --> 01:01:43.908 [door creaking] 1394 01:01:46.202 --> 01:01:48.579 -[eerie instrumental music plays] -[Margot groans] 1395 01:01:48.663 --> 01:01:51.749 What adult volunteers to sleep in a twin bed? 1396 01:01:51.833 --> 01:01:54.627 I'm sure he'll tell us he's got a bed coming from France. 1397 01:01:56.379 --> 01:01:58.172 Who have I been sleeping with? 1398 01:02:01.092 --> 01:02:03.094 [music rises] 1399 01:02:07.765 --> 01:02:08.975 [Margot] Dude, fuck him. 1400 01:02:09.058 --> 01:02:12.437 He is a piece of shit. Let's go. Let's fuck up his bed and go. 1401 01:02:12.520 --> 01:02:15.314 Oh no. We can't let you leave. 1402 01:02:15.398 --> 01:02:16.232 What? 1403 01:02:16.983 --> 01:02:18.651 She's kidding. We'll walk you out. 1404 01:02:20.528 --> 01:02:21.654 I was just kidding. 1405 01:02:22.155 --> 01:02:23.239 [Andrea sighing] 1406 01:02:24.157 --> 01:02:27.160 [somber melodic music plays] 1407 01:02:32.081 --> 01:02:34.459 [Andrea sobbing] 1408 01:02:34.542 --> 01:02:39.130 Is it possible that he lied to protect his mom? 1409 01:02:39.213 --> 01:02:42.425 At this point, I don't even think his mom has cancer. 1410 01:02:43.176 --> 01:02:47.138 [gasping] Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 1411 01:02:47.221 --> 01:02:50.057 He lied about his mom having cancer 1412 01:02:50.141 --> 01:02:52.268 just to get me to feel bad for him. 1413 01:02:52.351 --> 01:02:54.270 -Holy shit. -Hey. Hey, hey. 1414 01:02:54.353 --> 01:02:57.774 Let's look at the bright side. Maybe his mom does have cancer. 1415 01:02:57.857 --> 01:03:00.485 -[crying] What? -I guess that's being too optimistic. 1416 01:03:00.568 --> 01:03:01.486 [gasping] 1417 01:03:01.569 --> 01:03:04.781 I knew it! I knew it! I didn't like him! 1418 01:03:04.864 --> 01:03:07.867 I didn't like him from the fucking start! There was something wrong with him! 1419 01:03:07.950 --> 01:03:10.995 And you were up on me about not being salty, 1420 01:03:11.078 --> 01:03:14.540 and being fucking grateful for everything that comes my way, 1421 01:03:14.624 --> 01:03:17.376 to appreciate everything that I have, and now look at me! 1422 01:03:17.460 --> 01:03:19.921 This is so fucking embarrassing! 1423 01:03:20.004 --> 01:03:22.298 I'm dating a serial fucking liar! 1424 01:03:22.381 --> 01:03:25.593 I was just trying to help you get out of your own way! 1425 01:03:25.676 --> 01:03:28.513 I-I didn't mean don't listen to your own instinct! 1426 01:03:28.596 --> 01:03:30.932 It doesn't mean don't listen to your friends warning you! 1427 01:03:31.015 --> 01:03:33.518 You had your head so far up your own ass 1428 01:03:33.601 --> 01:03:35.770 and his head so far up your ass! 1429 01:03:35.853 --> 01:03:37.772 I'm the only one looking out for you! 1430 01:03:37.855 --> 01:03:40.399 -That's bullshit! -Fine. You're on your own. 1431 01:03:40.483 --> 01:03:42.193 Please don't walk away from me. 1432 01:03:42.276 --> 01:03:43.778 [crying] Margot, wait. 1433 01:03:45.071 --> 01:03:47.031 Margot! Stop! 1434 01:03:47.114 --> 01:03:49.450 The world is only the way that you want to see it. 1435 01:03:49.534 --> 01:03:52.411 You compete with Serrena Halstead. She doesn't even sweat you. 1436 01:03:52.495 --> 01:03:55.456 And you were so blinded by Dennis because he fed your ego. 1437 01:03:55.540 --> 01:03:58.167 And now you're turning on me, your one ally. 1438 01:03:58.251 --> 01:03:59.168 I'm sorry. 1439 01:03:59.252 --> 01:04:01.796 I love that you're there for me and I want to be there for you. 1440 01:04:01.879 --> 01:04:03.339 You're my only best friend. 1441 01:04:03.422 --> 01:04:04.882 You're my only best friend. 1442 01:04:04.966 --> 01:04:06.133 [both crying] 1443 01:04:06.217 --> 01:04:09.053 -[Margot] And fuck him. -Yeah, and fuck Dennis. 1444 01:04:09.136 --> 01:04:11.430 -He should pay. -He should fucking pay. 1445 01:04:11.514 --> 01:04:13.057 -He should fucking pay. -That's right. 1446 01:04:13.140 --> 01:04:14.267 How you gonna make him pay? 1447 01:04:14.350 --> 01:04:16.727 You gonna complain to me about him for the rest of your life? 1448 01:04:16.811 --> 01:04:19.188 No. I'm gonna take control of my life. 1449 01:04:19.272 --> 01:04:21.399 -What are you gonna do? -Take control of my life! 1450 01:04:21.482 --> 01:04:22.692 [man] Eat a dick, lady. 1451 01:04:22.775 --> 01:04:23.734 [car horn honking] 1452 01:04:23.818 --> 01:04:25.945 -I'm gonna do something. -You gotta get in there-- 1453 01:04:26.028 --> 01:04:30.408 I'm thinking! I'm going to post about him on Instagram and maybe Facebook. 1454 01:04:30.491 --> 01:04:31.701 You gotta confront him. 1455 01:04:31.784 --> 01:04:33.578 We need more. You gotta get in his face. 1456 01:04:33.661 --> 01:04:35.496 You gotta ask him why. Why! 1457 01:04:35.580 --> 01:04:38.249 We should-- We should get him drunk. 1458 01:04:38.332 --> 01:04:41.002 Yes! We should get him drunk and make him confess. 1459 01:04:41.085 --> 01:04:43.004 Then make him fuck a goat and take pictures. 1460 01:04:43.087 --> 01:04:44.088 What? What? 1461 01:04:44.171 --> 01:04:46.090 You know, take pictures of him fucking a goat. 1462 01:04:46.173 --> 01:04:49.510 That's where you went? I said get him drunk and you're like fuck a goat? 1463 01:04:49.594 --> 01:04:51.554 -I don't know. -That's so weird. 1464 01:04:51.637 --> 01:04:52.471 [phone ringing] 1465 01:04:52.555 --> 01:04:54.390 -Hello? -[Serrena] Hey, mama. 1466 01:04:54.473 --> 01:04:59.562 Your buddy, Margot, left her zombie survival bag or whatever in my car. 1467 01:04:59.645 --> 01:05:00.771 It smells like beef. 1468 01:05:01.355 --> 01:05:03.608 -I'm vegan and my-- -Don't open the front pouch! 1469 01:05:03.691 --> 01:05:05.526 -Why? -Just kidding. There's nothing in there. 1470 01:05:05.610 --> 01:05:08.195 -Cool. Can someone just come get it? -Yes. 1471 01:05:08.279 --> 01:05:09.822 -Yes, I'll-- -So you're coming? 1472 01:05:09.906 --> 01:05:11.532 -I will come get it. -Okay, coo-- 1473 01:05:12.742 --> 01:05:14.994 Bring him to me. I got you, girl. 1474 01:05:15.745 --> 01:05:16.871 -You got this. -Oh my-- 1475 01:05:20.750 --> 01:05:23.377 "Hey, babe, I have some good news." 1476 01:05:23.461 --> 01:05:26.297 "Let's celebrate and get drunk at Margot's bar." 1477 01:05:27.298 --> 01:05:28.299 "Love you." 1478 01:05:29.091 --> 01:05:30.384 Wet emoji. Wet emoji. 1479 01:05:32.970 --> 01:05:35.431 [grim electronic music plays] 1480 01:05:37.266 --> 01:05:38.434 [Margot] Motherfucker! 1481 01:05:38.517 --> 01:05:41.604 I could have been rich. Oh, this is personal now. 1482 01:05:41.687 --> 01:05:42.855 [Dennis] What's personal? 1483 01:05:47.485 --> 01:05:49.028 Nothing. Just celebrating. 1484 01:05:49.111 --> 01:05:50.112 Oh. 1485 01:05:50.196 --> 01:05:51.530 Wanna get drunk? 1486 01:05:51.614 --> 01:05:53.824 I just came from an investors' meeting. I had a steak, 1487 01:05:53.908 --> 01:05:55.326 so it's gonna be hard to get drunk. 1488 01:05:55.409 --> 01:05:56.577 I have Everclear. 1489 01:05:56.661 --> 01:05:59.205 Everclear? Are we at a tailgate party in Florida? 1490 01:05:59.288 --> 01:06:00.289 I don't know. Are you? 1491 01:06:01.457 --> 01:06:02.833 -What? -Are you Florida? 1492 01:06:03.417 --> 01:06:05.211 Am I Florida? I-- I don't get it. 1493 01:06:05.294 --> 01:06:06.712 Well, you're gonna. 1494 01:06:06.796 --> 01:06:07.838 Okay. 1495 01:06:07.922 --> 01:06:10.716 -Pour you a drink? -Please. I'm having what you're having. 1496 01:06:11.384 --> 01:06:13.177 [bagpipes playing] 1497 01:06:13.260 --> 01:06:15.221 [Dennis] Breug? Wow. 1498 01:06:16.347 --> 01:06:18.516 [rock music plays] 1499 01:06:20.810 --> 01:06:24.063 -It's beautiful. All right. Heavy pour. -Mm. 1500 01:06:27.817 --> 01:06:30.486 ♪ If you listen close You might hear the sound… ♪ 1501 01:06:30.569 --> 01:06:31.445 [Dennis] So good. 1502 01:06:32.029 --> 01:06:32.947 -Top you off? -Mm. 1503 01:06:33.531 --> 01:06:36.742 Go for it. Built quite the iron stomach during my Yale years. 1504 01:06:36.826 --> 01:06:39.161 -Okay. -[Dennis chuckling] A lot of drinking. 1505 01:06:39.245 --> 01:06:42.748 ♪ I thought you were a man of action… ♪ 1506 01:06:42.832 --> 01:06:44.375 [music crescendos] 1507 01:06:44.458 --> 01:06:45.960 [retching] 1508 01:06:49.171 --> 01:06:50.673 [crickets chirping] 1509 01:06:51.966 --> 01:06:54.927 -Oh. I'm here for the meat bag. -I think I heard it ticking. 1510 01:06:55.511 --> 01:06:56.387 Oh my God. 1511 01:06:56.470 --> 01:06:57.304 Um… 1512 01:06:59.682 --> 01:07:00.599 I am not nice to you. 1513 01:07:00.683 --> 01:07:03.644 And I realize it's because I'm mad at myself. 1514 01:07:04.437 --> 01:07:05.688 You have everything that I want. 1515 01:07:05.771 --> 01:07:07.231 Every time I look at your billboards, 1516 01:07:07.314 --> 01:07:09.984 I'm reminded of the fact that there's a girl out there 1517 01:07:10.067 --> 01:07:12.153 who started just like me and is the same age-- 1518 01:07:12.236 --> 01:07:13.320 We're not the same age. 1519 01:07:13.404 --> 01:07:15.740 So I just wanted to say thank you for driving me earlier, 1520 01:07:15.823 --> 01:07:17.366 because you did not have to do that. 1521 01:07:18.492 --> 01:07:21.579 You're welcome. But while you were out becoming Andrea Singer, 1522 01:07:21.662 --> 01:07:22.997 nationally renowned comedian-- 1523 01:07:23.080 --> 01:07:25.624 International. I played Canada once last year, so-- 1524 01:07:25.708 --> 01:07:27.793 When I look at you, I get a bit jealous. 1525 01:07:28.461 --> 01:07:31.172 You're a comic. You can say whatever you want to say. 1526 01:07:31.255 --> 01:07:32.131 I can't. 1527 01:07:32.214 --> 01:07:35.801 I'm just famous enough that people pay attention only when I fuck up. 1528 01:07:35.885 --> 01:07:38.012 -[laughs] -You get to make your own choices. 1529 01:07:38.095 --> 01:07:41.515 I have a whole team weighing in on what to audition for, 1530 01:07:41.599 --> 01:07:43.142 what workouts to do. Like-- 1531 01:07:43.726 --> 01:07:47.188 No offense. I did not want to do the Space Cadet show. 1532 01:07:47.772 --> 01:07:49.106 -Really? -At all. 1533 01:07:49.815 --> 01:07:51.776 I promise I'm not out to get you. 1534 01:07:53.986 --> 01:07:56.113 Sorry for how many times I flipped off your billboard. 1535 01:07:56.197 --> 01:07:57.615 -Wow. -I do it a lot. 1536 01:07:57.698 --> 01:07:59.992 You have a lot of billboards, and I see them a lot. 1537 01:08:00.076 --> 01:08:01.535 -[laughs] -I'm so sorry. 1538 01:08:02.036 --> 01:08:03.996 -I'm flattered. -[chuckles] 1539 01:08:04.080 --> 01:08:05.623 You have a lot of wins ahead. 1540 01:08:05.706 --> 01:08:09.043 Try not to lose yourself and what truth means to you. 1541 01:08:09.126 --> 01:08:11.045 I wish somebody had said that to me. 1542 01:08:11.754 --> 01:08:13.506 I didn't just start, so-- 1543 01:08:13.589 --> 01:08:16.842 You know what? As I was saying it, it felt bad, and I'm sorry. 1544 01:08:16.926 --> 01:08:17.760 Um, 1545 01:08:18.344 --> 01:08:21.055 I promise I won't be weird anymore. 1546 01:08:25.726 --> 01:08:28.020 Mm. You're one of the good ones, Andrea. 1547 01:08:29.313 --> 01:08:30.356 Thanks, mama. 1548 01:08:31.899 --> 01:08:32.942 I gotta go. 1549 01:08:33.025 --> 01:08:34.235 Nail his ass. 1550 01:08:34.318 --> 01:08:35.486 Will do. 1551 01:08:36.070 --> 01:08:38.114 You're really pretty. I have to go now. 1552 01:08:38.197 --> 01:08:39.990 -It's hard to look at you. -I know. 1553 01:08:42.493 --> 01:08:45.371 [Andrea] Margot! Margot! 1554 01:08:46.080 --> 01:08:47.164 Holy shit! 1555 01:08:47.248 --> 01:08:48.374 [muffled music plays] 1556 01:08:48.457 --> 01:08:50.209 [Andrea] I didn't mean get him this drunk. 1557 01:08:50.292 --> 01:08:52.169 I made a pillow out of his jacket 1558 01:08:52.253 --> 01:08:54.588 and covered him with cardboard so no one would take him. 1559 01:08:55.297 --> 01:08:57.633 Take him? Who's gonna take him? 1560 01:08:57.716 --> 01:09:00.177 Well, I thought, now that he's here, y'all could work it out. 1561 01:09:00.261 --> 01:09:01.262 He's unconscious. 1562 01:09:01.345 --> 01:09:03.597 Rule number one of war: keep your enemies close. 1563 01:09:03.681 --> 01:09:05.391 He's gonna wake up and run off. 1564 01:09:05.474 --> 01:09:08.018 I wish we could get him to sit still and tie him up 1565 01:09:08.102 --> 01:09:09.854 and make him confess or something 1566 01:09:09.937 --> 01:09:11.355 Oh, you mean kidnap him? 1567 01:09:12.022 --> 01:09:14.650 -No, I don't mean kidnap. -Because I heard kidnap. 1568 01:09:14.733 --> 01:09:16.986 Nope, I'm sorry. Was that your plan? 1569 01:09:17.069 --> 01:09:19.196 Less of a plan, more of a strategy. 1570 01:09:20.823 --> 01:09:23.159 [Andrea] Hi! Have a good night! We're closed! 1571 01:09:23.242 --> 01:09:24.827 [whispering] Help me get him up! 1572 01:09:24.910 --> 01:09:26.912 [suspenseful instrumental music plays] 1573 01:09:26.996 --> 01:09:29.248 -[Andrea grunting] Oh my God. -[Margot grunting] 1574 01:09:29.331 --> 01:09:31.625 Why does he weigh so much? 1575 01:09:31.709 --> 01:09:33.335 Because lies are heavy. 1576 01:09:33.419 --> 01:09:34.503 [both gasping] 1577 01:09:34.587 --> 01:09:36.672 I am so rock hard for this mission. 1578 01:09:36.755 --> 01:09:38.465 I've always wanted to kidnap someone. 1579 01:09:38.549 --> 01:09:41.677 Not kidnap. We're not kidnapping. Definitely not kidnapping. 1580 01:09:41.760 --> 01:09:44.722 You know how some girls dream of their wedding day? 1581 01:09:45.222 --> 01:09:46.473 Shut up, Margot! 1582 01:09:46.557 --> 01:09:47.892 [Margo grunting] 1583 01:09:47.975 --> 01:09:50.144 I would've had the money to fix this door 1584 01:09:50.227 --> 01:09:53.772 if Wall Street here hadn't given me terrible financial advice. 1585 01:09:53.856 --> 01:09:56.066 You know that stock he told me not to buy? 1586 01:09:56.150 --> 01:09:58.903 It actually went up 40 percent in the last two weeks. 1587 01:09:58.986 --> 01:10:00.821 -Oh, the door! -[women screaming] 1588 01:10:00.905 --> 01:10:04.033 Help me! He's stuck! Margot, he's stuck! 1589 01:10:04.116 --> 01:10:06.619 -[Margot groans] Oh, okay. -What's happening? 1590 01:10:06.702 --> 01:10:09.163 -The door. The-- Oh God. -[Andrea] What is that? 1591 01:10:09.246 --> 01:10:11.165 -[Andrea groaning] -[Margot gagging] 1592 01:10:11.248 --> 01:10:13.375 -[Andrea] What is that? -His body. 1593 01:10:13.459 --> 01:10:14.960 Oh my God! What part? 1594 01:10:15.044 --> 01:10:17.630 His body. I don't-- I'll put it back. 1595 01:10:17.713 --> 01:10:19.715 [Margot groaning] 1596 01:10:19.798 --> 01:10:21.508 Oh. Okay. Ahh! 1597 01:10:21.592 --> 01:10:23.010 -[Andrea] What? -Putting it back. 1598 01:10:23.093 --> 01:10:24.637 No, he'll get infected! 1599 01:10:24.720 --> 01:10:26.680 -[Andrea] He's gonna get sick! -Ah! Ahh! 1600 01:10:26.764 --> 01:10:29.600 -Oh my God, help me. He's so heavy. -[Margot] Okay, okay. 1601 01:10:29.683 --> 01:10:30.726 [women grunting] 1602 01:10:30.809 --> 01:10:33.646 I once watched a buddy pull a ballistic knife out of his butthole 1603 01:10:33.729 --> 01:10:36.232 during a camping trip. This is worse. 1604 01:10:36.315 --> 01:10:38.317 -All right, put him down. -Okay. 1605 01:10:38.400 --> 01:10:39.652 [Margot] Good, good. 1606 01:10:39.735 --> 01:10:42.279 Oh my God. We've gotta stop the bleeding. [gasping] 1607 01:10:43.572 --> 01:10:45.324 We've gotta cauterize the wound. 1608 01:10:45.407 --> 01:10:48.661 Oh, fuck yeah. That's what I'm talking about. 1609 01:10:48.744 --> 01:10:52.498 -Where did you learn how to do that? -That Special Med pilot I did. 1610 01:10:52.581 --> 01:10:54.124 I played a nurse. My line was, 1611 01:10:54.208 --> 01:10:56.669 "We have to cauterize the wound before he bleeds out." 1612 01:10:56.752 --> 01:10:59.088 The director was like, "Can you make it funny?" 1613 01:10:59.171 --> 01:11:00.923 I'm like, "No, it's not a funny line." 1614 01:11:01.006 --> 01:11:02.716 Hold up his arm. I'll show you. 1615 01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:04.802 We have to cauterize the wound before it bleeds out. 1616 01:11:04.885 --> 01:11:06.053 See? Not funny at all. 1617 01:11:06.637 --> 01:11:08.973 -[grunting] -Ooh! Fire in the hole! 1618 01:11:09.056 --> 01:11:12.351 [both screaming] 1619 01:11:12.434 --> 01:11:15.646 -How is he not waking up? -I don't know! Maybe he's in shock! 1620 01:11:15.729 --> 01:11:18.691 Oh my God, I learned so much by playing a TV nurse. 1621 01:11:18.774 --> 01:11:21.485 Check his pulse. Make sure he's breathing or something. 1622 01:11:21.568 --> 01:11:22.611 [gasping] 1623 01:11:23.153 --> 01:11:25.281 JCPenney, I fucking knew it. 1624 01:11:25.364 --> 01:11:27.533 That's the evidence needed to prove he's a piece of shit? 1625 01:11:27.616 --> 01:11:30.286 -Lord! No. -We gotta keep him upright. 1626 01:11:30.369 --> 01:11:33.455 We gotta tie him to the chair. Use his jacket. Like that. 1627 01:11:33.539 --> 01:11:35.416 -Keep his head elevated. -Right. 1628 01:11:35.499 --> 01:11:37.084 He should be disoriented. 1629 01:11:37.167 --> 01:11:39.336 It's better if he doesn't know where he is. 1630 01:11:39.420 --> 01:11:41.630 I still think that we should film it. 1631 01:11:41.714 --> 01:11:44.675 So that you have his confession in case he tries to mess with you. 1632 01:11:44.758 --> 01:11:46.969 If people watch it, they'll see that he's tied up. 1633 01:11:47.052 --> 01:11:49.596 So? We'll shoot him from the shoulders up. 1634 01:11:49.680 --> 01:11:51.807 Come on, Hollywood. Help me with this tarp. 1635 01:11:52.308 --> 01:11:53.475 Fuck. 1636 01:11:53.559 --> 01:11:54.852 [suspenseful music plays] 1637 01:11:54.935 --> 01:11:58.939 Margot, you can't use a black tarp. It'll look like an ISIS hostage video. 1638 01:11:59.023 --> 01:12:00.607 He terrorized you, didn't he? 1639 01:12:00.691 --> 01:12:01.900 Whoa, zinger. 1640 01:12:01.984 --> 01:12:05.029 Okay, we put the camera over here. 1641 01:12:05.112 --> 01:12:06.488 [Andrea gasping] 1642 01:12:06.572 --> 01:12:09.241 -[sadly] No, Margot, you can't. -I can't what? 1643 01:12:09.867 --> 01:12:10.784 You can't-- 1644 01:12:12.328 --> 01:12:14.288 You can't put the camera below his eye line. 1645 01:12:14.371 --> 01:12:15.748 -He'll look hideous. -So? 1646 01:12:15.831 --> 01:12:19.752 I don't want people thinking I dated some guy with a bullfrog chin. 1647 01:12:19.835 --> 01:12:22.963 You gotta put the camera here and come in over the eye line 1648 01:12:23.047 --> 01:12:26.133 and use a key light. See? 1649 01:12:26.216 --> 01:12:28.969 -That is so much better. -It is, look at the thing. 1650 01:12:29.053 --> 01:12:30.971 -He looks pretty good. -Yeah, for a liar. 1651 01:12:31.055 --> 01:12:33.557 -You should do more directing. -I know, right? I think-- 1652 01:12:33.640 --> 01:12:34.850 What am I talking about? 1653 01:12:35.392 --> 01:12:39.021 I don't want to do this. I don't want to film him. I don't want this. I-- 1654 01:12:43.901 --> 01:12:46.195 -What do we do now? -We wait. 1655 01:12:49.114 --> 01:12:52.618 [suspenseful synth music plays] 1656 01:13:26.819 --> 01:13:30.572 Okay. Well, I'm gonna go pee. Are you okay down here alone? 1657 01:13:31.532 --> 01:13:33.742 Down here with the body? Yeah. 1658 01:13:33.826 --> 01:13:34.993 I'll be right back. 1659 01:13:39.039 --> 01:13:40.082 [Margot grunting] 1660 01:13:40.165 --> 01:13:41.166 [door banging] 1661 01:13:41.250 --> 01:13:44.378 [grim instrumental music rises] 1662 01:13:48.966 --> 01:13:51.176 [music crescendos] 1663 01:13:51.260 --> 01:13:52.594 [Dennis gasping] 1664 01:13:52.678 --> 01:13:53.846 That woke you up? 1665 01:13:55.514 --> 01:13:57.224 What's happening? Where am I? 1666 01:13:57.307 --> 01:13:58.600 What's--? 1667 01:13:58.684 --> 01:13:59.893 What's going on? 1668 01:13:59.977 --> 01:14:01.019 -Dennis-- -What? 1669 01:14:01.103 --> 01:14:04.606 -I have to ask you some questions. -Oh my God, did you steal my kidney? 1670 01:14:04.690 --> 01:14:06.733 -[gasping] Why did you--? -Shut up. 1671 01:14:06.817 --> 01:14:09.653 Nobody wants your gross, bloated kidney, you fucking alcoholic. 1672 01:14:09.736 --> 01:14:11.321 You fell. 1673 01:14:11.405 --> 01:14:12.865 [sighing] I did? 1674 01:14:13.782 --> 01:14:17.077 No. Goddamn it, you are a liar, and everybody knows it. 1675 01:14:17.161 --> 01:14:18.704 -What? -You got drunk, you passed out. 1676 01:14:18.787 --> 01:14:21.248 Margot and I accidentally smashed your flank in the door, 1677 01:14:21.331 --> 01:14:22.541 then you somehow caught fire. 1678 01:14:22.624 --> 01:14:24.418 -[gasps] Am I gonna die? -Probably. 1679 01:14:25.127 --> 01:14:28.255 Yeah, you will probably lie to the wrong person one day 1680 01:14:28.338 --> 01:14:30.090 and they will actually kill you. 1681 01:14:30.632 --> 01:14:33.302 -[Dennis sobs, gasps] -But today is not that day. 1682 01:14:33.385 --> 01:14:35.846 And fortunately for you, I just want answers. 1683 01:14:35.929 --> 01:14:37.973 Okay. Okay, okay. 1684 01:14:38.056 --> 01:14:38.932 [groaning] 1685 01:14:39.892 --> 01:14:42.227 Why did you do this? Why did you lie? 1686 01:14:43.479 --> 01:14:44.396 Lie about what? 1687 01:14:47.774 --> 01:14:50.777 -Why? What did I do to deserve this? -[whimpering] 1688 01:14:50.861 --> 01:14:52.529 What? I didn't do anything. 1689 01:14:52.613 --> 01:14:55.240 -Fucking everything! -[groaning] My shin! 1690 01:14:55.324 --> 01:14:56.325 Ow! 1691 01:14:56.408 --> 01:15:00.412 I cared about you so much, and you talked about getting married. 1692 01:15:00.496 --> 01:15:02.122 What-- What was the end game? 1693 01:15:02.206 --> 01:15:04.541 -What was that? -Okay. Okay, stop. Stop! 1694 01:15:04.625 --> 01:15:06.877 -What was that gonna be? -Okay, stop. Please stop. 1695 01:15:08.420 --> 01:15:10.047 I love you. That is not a lie. 1696 01:15:10.756 --> 01:15:12.549 -[panting] -And I-- 1697 01:15:12.633 --> 01:15:14.843 Yes, I have lied to you. 1698 01:15:16.803 --> 01:15:18.680 Basically since the day I met you. 1699 01:15:18.764 --> 01:15:21.683 -[melodic music plays] -I am eating everything on this flight. 1700 01:15:21.767 --> 01:15:25.687 I'm gonna chug a gallon of Cranapple and chase it with a pound of cookies. 1701 01:15:26.271 --> 01:15:30.067 [Andrea] Wanna know the worst part? I was at TSA for 45 minutes 1702 01:15:30.150 --> 01:15:33.403 because the woman in front of me lost her boarding pass. 1703 01:15:33.487 --> 01:15:36.365 [Andrea speaking indistinctly] 1704 01:15:42.788 --> 01:15:44.748 Hey. You dropped this. 1705 01:15:45.874 --> 01:15:48.460 -Oh, that is humbling. -[Dennis chuckling] 1706 01:15:48.544 --> 01:15:49.628 [sniffling] 1707 01:15:50.671 --> 01:15:53.173 Flight 1212 to Los Angeles now boarding. 1708 01:15:53.257 --> 01:15:54.925 -Flight 1212 now boarding. -Hi. 1709 01:15:55.008 --> 01:15:57.970 -Yeah. -My girlfriend Andrea Singer is in 2A. 1710 01:15:58.053 --> 01:16:01.682 Um, I'd like to join her in first. I'm on the upgrade list. Dennis Kelly. 1711 01:16:01.765 --> 01:16:06.979 Mm. Unfortunately, you are 23rd on the list, and it goes by status, so-- 1712 01:16:08.730 --> 01:16:11.858 -It costs 1360 to upgrade. -Okay, absolutely. 1713 01:16:12.859 --> 01:16:17.197 -You have to do that in the app. -Okay. The app, jeez. Okay. 1714 01:16:17.281 --> 01:16:19.992 -[Andrea] And how did you know who I was? -[Dennis] I didn't. 1715 01:16:20.576 --> 01:16:21.410 I looked you up. 1716 01:16:21.493 --> 01:16:24.037 Wait, you're a comedian, right? Andrea Singer. 1717 01:16:24.121 --> 01:16:25.080 No autographs. 1718 01:16:25.163 --> 01:16:29.334 That day, you took a call from your girlfriend. Who was that? 1719 01:16:29.918 --> 01:16:32.170 -Oh, excuse me. -Yeah. Sure thing. 1720 01:16:33.005 --> 01:16:34.923 -Hello? -[female voice] It's Cassandra. 1721 01:16:35.007 --> 01:16:37.092 Mr. Barnes wants to know where the quarterly report is. 1722 01:16:37.175 --> 01:16:38.135 Did you email it? 1723 01:16:38.218 --> 01:16:39.136 Uh-huh. 1724 01:16:39.219 --> 01:16:41.513 Can you re-send it? He's annoyed. 1725 01:16:41.597 --> 01:16:42.472 Absolutely. 1726 01:16:42.973 --> 01:16:44.474 I'll print it out, but-- 1727 01:16:44.558 --> 01:16:45.892 That sounds fantastic. 1728 01:16:45.976 --> 01:16:47.603 I shouldn't be doing your job. 1729 01:16:47.686 --> 01:16:49.313 I hope to see you soon. 1730 01:16:49.396 --> 01:16:51.523 I won't be here. I have plans with my boyfriend. 1731 01:16:51.607 --> 01:16:52.816 Talk to you later. 1732 01:16:54.276 --> 01:16:55.235 Bye. Love you. 1733 01:16:57.696 --> 01:16:59.239 She's just a girl from my office. 1734 01:16:59.865 --> 01:17:00.699 I know. 1735 01:17:01.366 --> 01:17:03.243 I just thought you were so beautiful, 1736 01:17:03.327 --> 01:17:05.829 and in a million years, I didn't think you'd talk to me. 1737 01:17:05.912 --> 01:17:07.039 But then you did. 1738 01:17:07.122 --> 01:17:08.999 You were so down to earth and so nice. 1739 01:17:09.082 --> 01:17:12.002 I didn't think you'd like me, so I started lying. You just-- 1740 01:17:12.085 --> 01:17:14.630 You seem like the type of girl that wouldn't like a guy-- 1741 01:17:14.713 --> 01:17:18.467 That wouldn't like a guy-- what, who was nice to her? 1742 01:17:19.009 --> 01:17:21.803 Who was kind? Who was smart? Why? 1743 01:17:22.387 --> 01:17:27.225 Why, because I'm blond and not ugly, so I deserve to be judged like this? 1744 01:17:27.309 --> 01:17:30.646 Because I'm shallow, I'd go out with guys who went to good schools, have money? 1745 01:17:30.729 --> 01:17:33.273 Or someone bigger and better looking with no substance. 1746 01:17:34.983 --> 01:17:36.443 You have no substance. 1747 01:17:37.277 --> 01:17:38.654 What is wrong with you? 1748 01:17:40.572 --> 01:17:41.406 Everything. 1749 01:17:42.783 --> 01:17:45.869 But when I'm Dennis from Yale, people respect me. 1750 01:17:46.453 --> 01:17:50.457 When I'm a hedge fund manager with money, people are nice to me. 1751 01:17:50.540 --> 01:17:51.416 [gasping] 1752 01:17:52.959 --> 01:17:54.002 I don't care. 1753 01:17:55.504 --> 01:17:56.463 You're nothing. 1754 01:17:57.255 --> 01:17:59.800 You're just a guy from somewhere, and 1755 01:18:01.093 --> 01:18:04.012 I'm embarrassed how much time I spent on you. 1756 01:18:04.096 --> 01:18:06.223 -[door creaking] -[Margot] We got a live one! 1757 01:18:10.352 --> 01:18:12.688 You could have untied yourself whenever you wanted. 1758 01:18:13.271 --> 01:18:15.107 [Margot] You're just gonna let him get away? 1759 01:18:15.190 --> 01:18:17.317 I just want him out of our lives. 1760 01:18:17.401 --> 01:18:19.277 I don't want revenge. I don't want any of this. 1761 01:18:19.361 --> 01:18:20.946 I just want it to be over. 1762 01:18:21.029 --> 01:18:22.030 [groaning] 1763 01:18:28.870 --> 01:18:29.871 Goodbye, Andrea. 1764 01:18:31.164 --> 01:18:31.998 And… 1765 01:18:32.082 --> 01:18:35.419 [somber melodic music plays] 1766 01:18:35.502 --> 01:18:37.462 …hopefully next time we see each other, 1767 01:18:38.004 --> 01:18:40.507 it'll be under more favorable circumstances. 1768 01:18:44.469 --> 01:18:45.595 [Dennis grunting] 1769 01:18:51.935 --> 01:18:52.811 You okay? 1770 01:18:55.522 --> 01:18:56.481 [inhaling] 1771 01:18:56.565 --> 01:18:58.066 I feel unraveled. 1772 01:18:59.860 --> 01:19:00.694 [sighs] 1773 01:19:01.278 --> 01:19:02.904 [Andrea] I felt stupid. 1774 01:19:02.988 --> 01:19:05.532 I ignored my instincts and my best friend 1775 01:19:05.615 --> 01:19:09.911 for the chance at a life with a guy I thought I should be with. 1776 01:19:09.995 --> 01:19:12.998 I was willing to ignore so much to be happy, 1777 01:19:13.081 --> 01:19:15.959 and it all hinged on a man who, deep down, 1778 01:19:16.042 --> 01:19:19.296 was just proving to himself that he could get me, or… 1779 01:19:19.379 --> 01:19:21.298 [grunts with disgust] …someone like me. 1780 01:19:21.882 --> 01:19:23.550 -[sighs] It hurt like hell… -[knocking] 1781 01:19:23.633 --> 01:19:26.386 …but I was gonna move forward with my head held high. 1782 01:19:27.012 --> 01:19:29.514 -Are you Andrea Singer? -Yes. 1783 01:19:30.098 --> 01:19:33.351 You've been charged with assault and kidnapping. You have to come with us. 1784 01:19:33.435 --> 01:19:35.812 [Andrea] And that's how the motherfucker played it. 1785 01:19:35.896 --> 01:19:37.481 -[banging] -[grim music crescendos] 1786 01:19:39.775 --> 01:19:41.026 [Dennis] I ran for my life. 1787 01:19:41.568 --> 01:19:44.696 This woman I loved, I didn't think she was capable of this, 1788 01:19:45.405 --> 01:19:46.990 let alone torturing me. 1789 01:19:47.073 --> 01:19:49.075 The scars of being treated like this… 1790 01:19:49.910 --> 01:19:50.827 [Margot grunting] 1791 01:19:50.911 --> 01:19:52.496 …they're gonna last a lifetime. 1792 01:19:53.205 --> 01:19:57.167 Mr. Kelly, how did you see your relationship with Miss Singer? 1793 01:19:57.250 --> 01:19:58.335 [sighing] 1794 01:19:58.960 --> 01:20:01.171 [dramatic instrumental music plays] 1795 01:20:01.254 --> 01:20:04.633 I was worried for Andrea. She was desperate, you know. 1796 01:20:05.300 --> 01:20:07.511 Her stand-up career was stagnant. 1797 01:20:07.594 --> 01:20:10.430 -Her acting career was tenuous at best. -[gasping] 1798 01:20:10.514 --> 01:20:12.933 Her goal in life was to have a billboard on Sunset. 1799 01:20:13.016 --> 01:20:14.267 It wasn't the main goal. 1800 01:20:14.351 --> 01:20:16.520 She was obsessed with other people being better than her, 1801 01:20:16.603 --> 01:20:19.648 and she saw me as a way out. It's a lot of pressure on me. 1802 01:20:19.731 --> 01:20:21.149 She's a failed actress, 1803 01:20:21.233 --> 01:20:23.527 and when she got that TV show, 1804 01:20:23.610 --> 01:20:26.321 I was so happy for her. 1805 01:20:26.404 --> 01:20:28.865 It's like finally she could focus on something else. 1806 01:20:28.949 --> 01:20:32.160 You know? I just wanted to be supportive. 1807 01:20:34.204 --> 01:20:37.290 Mr. Kelly, is it true you lied to my client 1808 01:20:37.374 --> 01:20:38.917 about having attended Yale? 1809 01:20:44.214 --> 01:20:45.215 [sighing] 1810 01:20:45.757 --> 01:20:46.883 I am guilty of that. 1811 01:20:47.509 --> 01:20:48.426 [Dennis] Yes. 1812 01:20:49.469 --> 01:20:50.303 I'll admit it. 1813 01:20:51.054 --> 01:20:52.472 I have self-esteem issues. 1814 01:20:52.556 --> 01:20:53.557 [chuckles] 1815 01:20:53.640 --> 01:20:57.894 I thought, you know, maybe she would talk to me if I seemed worth it. 1816 01:20:58.687 --> 01:21:02.357 There's no law against that, right? Lying to a pretty girl over a drink? 1817 01:21:02.440 --> 01:21:03.525 Objection, Your Honor. 1818 01:21:03.608 --> 01:21:06.987 This is a trial about my client being kidnapped and tortured. 1819 01:21:07.070 --> 01:21:09.072 What does it matter where he says he went to school? 1820 01:21:09.155 --> 01:21:12.576 He could say he was the king of England and no one would have the right to-- 1821 01:21:12.659 --> 01:21:13.952 Sustained. 1822 01:21:14.536 --> 01:21:18.081 I have to say, counsel, you're gonna need more than a few fibs to make this case. 1823 01:21:18.164 --> 01:21:19.040 [sighing] 1824 01:21:19.124 --> 01:21:21.918 [somber melodic music plays] 1825 01:21:26.798 --> 01:21:28.425 [water running] 1826 01:21:29.509 --> 01:21:30.468 [faucet squeaking] 1827 01:21:32.971 --> 01:21:34.180 How did I get here? 1828 01:21:35.640 --> 01:21:38.351 ♪ Bull dog, bull dog, bow wow wow ♪ 1829 01:21:38.435 --> 01:21:40.812 ♪ Eli Yale ♪ 1830 01:21:40.896 --> 01:21:42.105 [toilet flushing] 1831 01:21:53.366 --> 01:21:54.326 I'm sorry. 1832 01:21:57.245 --> 01:21:58.246 [quavers] I'm sorry. 1833 01:21:59.623 --> 01:22:00.999 [Dennis muffled] I'm sorry. 1834 01:22:04.336 --> 01:22:05.712 [quavering] I'm sorry. 1835 01:22:08.506 --> 01:22:09.424 I'm sorry. 1836 01:22:10.717 --> 01:22:12.052 [grunting] 1837 01:22:13.011 --> 01:22:13.845 Dennis. 1838 01:22:16.014 --> 01:22:17.349 [Andrea muffled] Dennis, it's me. 1839 01:22:19.392 --> 01:22:20.310 [Dennis] Andrea? 1840 01:22:24.397 --> 01:22:25.398 [grunting] 1841 01:22:27.192 --> 01:22:30.403 You're so upset that I was the guy you liked, 1842 01:22:30.487 --> 01:22:32.405 but wasn't the guy you wanted. 1843 01:22:32.489 --> 01:22:35.033 Then I was the guy you wanted and I became the guy you didn't like. 1844 01:22:35.116 --> 01:22:37.577 What are you, The Riddler? Who are you? 1845 01:22:37.661 --> 01:22:39.913 Who is anyone anymore? 1846 01:22:39.996 --> 01:22:43.375 Are they their Instagram page? Who their parents want them to be? 1847 01:22:43.458 --> 01:22:45.251 Are they a bunch of projections? 1848 01:22:45.335 --> 01:22:47.087 Are they their dyed hair and their fake tans? 1849 01:22:47.170 --> 01:22:49.589 You are used to getting whatever you want. 1850 01:22:49.673 --> 01:22:52.342 -What are you talking about? -[Dennis] Shut up! 1851 01:22:52.425 --> 01:22:53.969 You're like every other girl in this town 1852 01:22:54.052 --> 01:22:56.429 who thinks she's owed something because you showed up. 1853 01:22:57.263 --> 01:23:00.809 Women have it so easy. Guys like me deserve better. 1854 01:23:01.393 --> 01:23:03.687 That's a convenient way to think, you fucking psycho. 1855 01:23:04.354 --> 01:23:06.982 You have the audacity to judge me? 1856 01:23:07.565 --> 01:23:08.441 We are the same. 1857 01:23:09.818 --> 01:23:11.820 Well, not totally the same. 1858 01:23:11.903 --> 01:23:13.196 I'm a better actor, 1859 01:23:13.279 --> 01:23:16.783 which is why I'll be okay and you'll be in jail. 1860 01:23:16.866 --> 01:23:19.494 [grim synth music plays] 1861 01:23:20.495 --> 01:23:21.746 [whispering] Dennis. 1862 01:23:24.582 --> 01:23:25.709 [grunting] 1863 01:23:30.547 --> 01:23:31.464 [sighing] 1864 01:23:32.173 --> 01:23:33.383 [quavering] I'm sorry. 1865 01:23:39.723 --> 01:23:40.724 [inhaling] 1866 01:23:42.475 --> 01:23:44.060 Ms. Singer, please take the stand. 1867 01:23:58.825 --> 01:24:01.119 Torture, by legal definition, 1868 01:24:01.202 --> 01:24:05.582 is the act of deliberately inflicting physical or psychological pain 1869 01:24:05.665 --> 01:24:07.792 in order to fulfill some desire. 1870 01:24:08.376 --> 01:24:10.545 Admit it. You took him inside, 1871 01:24:10.628 --> 01:24:14.591 drunk and unaware, with the intention of deliberately inflicting pain. 1872 01:24:14.674 --> 01:24:17.260 We saw the images of his body. They were horrific. 1873 01:24:17.343 --> 01:24:18.720 Well, try being under him. 1874 01:24:18.803 --> 01:24:21.139 [jury laughing] 1875 01:24:21.222 --> 01:24:22.891 Your Honor, please instruct the witness 1876 01:24:22.974 --> 01:24:24.976 to confine her answers to the questions asked? 1877 01:24:25.060 --> 01:24:28.354 Ms. Singer, this is a courtroom, not The Giggle Hut. 1878 01:24:28.438 --> 01:24:30.815 -Answer the question. -Apologies, Your Honor. 1879 01:24:30.899 --> 01:24:33.318 Did I deliberately try to inflict pain? 1880 01:24:33.401 --> 01:24:36.404 No, I did not deliberately try to hurt him. 1881 01:24:36.488 --> 01:24:37.697 What were you trying to do? 1882 01:24:37.781 --> 01:24:40.658 I don't know, but I didn't want to hurt him. 1883 01:24:40.742 --> 01:24:42.285 None of this was intentional. 1884 01:24:42.368 --> 01:24:44.746 If you want to talk about intentionally hurting someone, 1885 01:24:44.829 --> 01:24:46.664 maybe Dennis is the one who should be on trial. 1886 01:24:46.748 --> 01:24:48.750 [male lawyer] And yet you are. 1887 01:24:48.833 --> 01:24:52.045 Would you have dated my client if your life was going better? 1888 01:24:52.128 --> 01:24:53.254 Objection. 1889 01:24:53.880 --> 01:24:59.260 This narrative that my life was in shambles and that I'm insane 1890 01:24:59.344 --> 01:25:01.471 is so Dennis won't look more pathetic. 1891 01:25:02.013 --> 01:25:04.224 And isn't that what scorned men do 1892 01:25:04.307 --> 01:25:06.893 when they don't get what they want from a woman? 1893 01:25:06.976 --> 01:25:08.228 They label her crazy. 1894 01:25:08.937 --> 01:25:12.941 Would I have dated him? I don't know. I don't know who he is. 1895 01:25:13.024 --> 01:25:14.400 But you did date him. 1896 01:25:14.484 --> 01:25:16.361 I did. I did. 1897 01:25:16.444 --> 01:25:21.074 And what's crazy is that all the things I liked about Dennis 1898 01:25:21.157 --> 01:25:22.659 were the things he didn't lie about. 1899 01:25:23.243 --> 01:25:25.245 I liked that he was smart, 1900 01:25:25.328 --> 01:25:28.039 and I liked the way he was nice to me, 1901 01:25:28.123 --> 01:25:31.251 and he was nice to my friends. I think any human can identify with that. 1902 01:25:31.334 --> 01:25:33.378 Ms. Singer, this isn't your stage. 1903 01:25:33.461 --> 01:25:35.839 Please keep the monologues under an hour. 1904 01:25:35.922 --> 01:25:37.549 Okay, I'm sorry. 1905 01:25:37.632 --> 01:25:38.466 Um… 1906 01:25:39.884 --> 01:25:41.427 -Just one more monologue? -Your Honor? 1907 01:25:44.806 --> 01:25:47.517 You may continue your answer, Ms. Singer. 1908 01:25:47.600 --> 01:25:49.561 I'm so sorry, but it'll be good. 1909 01:25:52.480 --> 01:25:54.482 Dennis and I are similar 1910 01:25:54.566 --> 01:25:59.028 in that we were both really frustrated with where we were in life, 1911 01:25:59.112 --> 01:26:03.366 and we both felt that we should have had more given where we were. 1912 01:26:03.449 --> 01:26:04.534 [somber music plays] 1913 01:26:05.118 --> 01:26:07.162 But Dennis woke up every morning, 1914 01:26:07.245 --> 01:26:09.998 and rather than work at anything 1915 01:26:10.081 --> 01:26:12.292 or try to be something or be better, 1916 01:26:12.792 --> 01:26:14.085 he just lied. 1917 01:26:14.878 --> 01:26:18.339 He's clearly capable of bad things, of lying without remorse. 1918 01:26:18.423 --> 01:26:20.466 Look at his arm. Why is it in a sling? 1919 01:26:20.550 --> 01:26:22.635 Doesn't anybody check things like that? 1920 01:26:22.719 --> 01:26:25.138 I may be a work in progress, 1921 01:26:25.221 --> 01:26:28.516 and I get frustrated with my job, 1922 01:26:28.600 --> 01:26:29.893 and I get angry at people, 1923 01:26:29.976 --> 01:26:32.979 and I date the wrong kinds of guys, 1924 01:26:33.062 --> 01:26:35.273 but at the end of the day, I own it. 1925 01:26:35.356 --> 01:26:36.608 [music builds] 1926 01:26:36.691 --> 01:26:39.986 I'm honest about who I am, and I'm not ashamed of who I am. 1927 01:26:40.069 --> 01:26:41.029 [sighing] 1928 01:26:41.112 --> 01:26:42.155 And you can label me 1929 01:26:42.238 --> 01:26:45.617 whatever makes vilifying me more convenient for you. 1930 01:26:45.700 --> 01:26:49.412 But let's not forget to label Dennis exactly what he is: 1931 01:26:49.495 --> 01:26:54.250 a lying, unqualified-for-life coward. 1932 01:27:00.298 --> 01:27:03.384 -[male lawyer] No further questions. -[judge] We'll take a five-minute recess. 1933 01:27:03.468 --> 01:27:04.677 [gavel banging] 1934 01:27:07.889 --> 01:27:08.723 -Andrea. -Hey. 1935 01:27:08.806 --> 01:27:10.308 Hi. How are you holding up? 1936 01:27:10.391 --> 01:27:12.810 I just can't believe it's dragged out this long. 1937 01:27:12.894 --> 01:27:15.104 [sighing] I know. Piece of shit. 1938 01:27:16.981 --> 01:27:20.860 Oh, you were so good on Space Cadet, by the way. 1939 01:27:20.944 --> 01:27:24.072 -I'm so sorry it only went for one season. -Thank you. 1940 01:27:24.155 --> 01:27:26.783 And I'm so sorry they killed you in that star fire 1941 01:27:26.866 --> 01:27:29.577 and your whole face melted off and you looked so scary. 1942 01:27:29.661 --> 01:27:33.039 Uh-huh. Okay, well, thank you for being here. 1943 01:27:33.122 --> 01:27:34.749 [Serrena] Oh my God, of course. 1944 01:27:35.959 --> 01:27:37.126 -I'll see you in there. -Okay. 1945 01:27:37.210 --> 01:27:38.044 Go, Andrea. 1946 01:27:41.381 --> 01:27:45.885 [dramatic synth music rises] 1947 01:27:46.803 --> 01:27:50.265 [judge] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict? 1948 01:27:50.348 --> 01:27:51.683 [foreman] We have, Your Honor. 1949 01:27:55.812 --> 01:27:59.899 [judge] Mr. Foreman, what say you in the matter of Kelly v. Singer? 1950 01:28:02.068 --> 01:28:04.570 [music crescendos] 1951 01:28:04.654 --> 01:28:05.613 [music stops] 1952 01:28:06.614 --> 01:28:10.368 Insecurities are a very personal thing. This epidemic of a specific-- 1953 01:28:10.451 --> 01:28:12.328 -Not all. Relax, sir. -[laughter] 1954 01:28:12.412 --> 01:28:13.371 --kind of guy 1955 01:28:14.038 --> 01:28:15.331 who's deeply insecure, 1956 01:28:15.415 --> 01:28:17.750 and rather than go out and be better, 1957 01:28:17.834 --> 01:28:20.878 you're just forever making whatever woman you set your sights on 1958 01:28:20.962 --> 01:28:22.714 pay for your insecurity. 1959 01:28:22.797 --> 01:28:25.550 So it's not your problem, but it soon will become your problem, 1960 01:28:25.633 --> 01:28:28.052 the fact that he couldn't get any girl to look at his penis 1961 01:28:28.136 --> 01:28:31.889 until the age of like 36, because his birthday was last week. 1962 01:28:31.973 --> 01:28:33.725 And now it's on you. 1963 01:28:33.808 --> 01:28:36.978 [synth music plays] 1964 01:28:38.396 --> 01:28:41.190 I think it's bullshit that we got a restraining order. 1965 01:28:41.274 --> 01:28:43.985 No way. Like I ever want to see him again. 1966 01:28:44.068 --> 01:28:46.571 It's the easiest set of rules I've ever had to follow. 1967 01:28:46.654 --> 01:28:49.198 A thousand feet. It's still shooting distance. 1968 01:28:49.282 --> 01:28:50.158 Stop. 1969 01:28:50.700 --> 01:28:53.703 Still pretty crazy that the judge actually went to Yale. 1970 01:28:53.786 --> 01:28:56.998 I felt like she was on our side, like it was personal for her. 1971 01:28:57.582 --> 01:28:58.958 Did you ever see him again? 1972 01:28:59.042 --> 01:29:02.211 No. He moved out a few days after, and even left all his stuff. 1973 01:29:02.295 --> 01:29:03.338 Vanished. 1974 01:29:03.880 --> 01:29:05.381 [Margot] Still, it's a big day. 1975 01:29:06.674 --> 01:29:08.009 I'm very proud of you. 1976 01:29:09.218 --> 01:29:10.053 Thank you. 1977 01:29:11.804 --> 01:29:14.557 I never asked you, what'd you do with that hideous ring? 1978 01:29:15.933 --> 01:29:19.103 I had it appraised, I sold it, and I used the money to buy this. 1979 01:29:19.187 --> 01:29:23.524 [upbeat electronic music plays] 1980 01:29:31.199 --> 01:29:32.367 Fuck you. 1981 01:29:32.450 --> 01:29:33.993 [laughing] 1982 01:29:37.497 --> 01:29:39.040 [Andrea] And in the end, 1983 01:29:39.123 --> 01:29:42.168 I got my "fuck you" billboard after all, so-- 1984 01:29:42.251 --> 01:29:45.630 Thank you so much for coming out. That's my story. That's my time. 1985 01:29:45.713 --> 01:29:47.423 [crowd cheering] 1986 01:29:47.507 --> 01:29:49.467 ♪ But now we're through ♪ 1987 01:29:49.550 --> 01:29:55.681 ♪ I know there's no going back From it, baby ♪ 1988 01:29:56.307 --> 01:30:01.479 ♪ You know where I wanna be ♪ 1989 01:30:01.562 --> 01:30:06.150 ♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪ 1990 01:30:06.818 --> 01:30:12.240 ♪ Maybe you know how it feels ♪ 1991 01:30:12.323 --> 01:30:16.911 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 1992 01:30:16.994 --> 01:30:19.247 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 1993 01:30:20.164 --> 01:30:22.625 ♪ Yeah, baby, oh ♪ 1994 01:30:22.708 --> 01:30:27.213 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 1995 01:30:27.296 --> 01:30:29.549 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 1996 01:30:31.426 --> 01:30:37.181 ♪ I spend all my days thinking of things ♪ 1997 01:30:37.265 --> 01:30:38.808 ♪ To say ♪ 1998 01:30:38.891 --> 01:30:41.727 ♪ To keep you safe 1999 01:30:41.811 --> 01:30:45.565 ♪ You playing your games ♪ 2000 01:30:45.648 --> 01:30:49.193 ♪ It's written on my face ♪ 2001 01:30:49.277 --> 01:30:53.030 ♪ I'm feeling strange ♪ 2002 01:30:53.990 --> 01:31:00.371 ♪ I know there's no going back From it, baby ♪ 2003 01:31:00.872 --> 01:31:06.002 ♪ You know where I wanna be ♪ 2004 01:31:06.085 --> 01:31:10.756 ♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪ 2005 01:31:11.424 --> 01:31:16.721 ♪ Maybe you know how it feels ♪ 2006 01:31:16.804 --> 01:31:21.392 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 2007 01:31:21.476 --> 01:31:24.020 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 2008 01:31:24.645 --> 01:31:27.148 ♪ Yeah, baby, oh ♪ 2009 01:31:27.231 --> 01:31:31.736 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 2010 01:31:31.819 --> 01:31:34.113 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 2011 01:32:02.767 --> 01:32:07.438 ♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪ 2012 01:32:07.939 --> 01:32:12.985 ♪ You know where I wanna be ♪ 2013 01:32:13.069 --> 01:32:17.865 ♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪ 2014 01:32:18.449 --> 01:32:23.746 ♪ Maybe you know how it feels ♪ 2015 01:32:23.829 --> 01:32:28.501 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 2016 01:32:28.584 --> 01:32:30.878 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 2017 01:32:31.837 --> 01:32:34.340 ♪ Yeah, baby, oh ♪ 2018 01:32:34.423 --> 01:32:38.844 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 2019 01:32:38.928 --> 01:32:41.472 ♪ La la la la la ♪