1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,506 [laughter] 4 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,341 [female voice] When it comes to grandparents, 5 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,094 it's always this charming story of persistence, 6 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,929 how your grandparents got together. 7 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,599 You ask your grandma, "How'd you meet Grandpa?" 8 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,976 It's always, "I didn't like him at first, 9 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,563 but he kept turning up and now we're together." 10 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:08,860 And no one ever asks Nana, "Why didn't you like Grandpa?" 11 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:11,946 [whispering] She'd be like, "I'll tell you something, 12 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,615 he gave me a real creep vibe." 13 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:16,201 "Always looking at me, licking his lips." 14 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:19,162 "I didn't like it." "He made me uncomfortable." 15 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:23,291 "But my husband died in the war, and your grandpa kept showing up." 16 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:26,461 "Nine months later, your uncle Ted was born." 17 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:29,464 -[laughter] -There's a switch in women's brains. 18 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:32,675 We're like, "He must love me if he keeps bothering me." 19 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,970 "He pulled my hair when I was little, he obviously loves me." 20 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,722 Doesn't go the opposite way. 21 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,766 It's never rewarded for women. 22 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:42,560 Instantly, you're in the creep zone as a girl. 23 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:46,022 You text a guy twice, it's like, "Take it easy, psycho." 24 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,941 -"What a fucking psycho." -[laughter] 25 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,276 What a fucking psycho. 26 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,694 ["Watch Out" by Clintongore plays] 27 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:55,448 ♪ Go downstairs See what shit I can stir {\an8}♪ 28 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:58,993 {\an8}♪ My friends aren't drinkin' Like they said they were ♪ 29 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,037 {\an8}♪ Grab a seat by the door ♪ 30 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,706 ♪ Look around for someone to come on to{\an8}… ♪ 31 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,208 {\an8}Here we are. Charleston. 32 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,670 {\an8}[crowd murmuring] 33 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,380 {\an8}[cheering] 34 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:11,297 {\an8}[audience] Yeah! 35 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:15,260 {\an8}♪ Watch out, it isn't real desire ♪ 36 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:18,471 {\an8}♪ Watch out, it's only more of the same ♪ 37 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,807 {\an8}♪ Till the day that I finally… ♪ 38 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,852 {\an8}Here in the Dallas suburbs. This is called the cheese line. 39 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,396 {\an8}♪ At night and wonder How I can behave this way… ♪ 40 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,438 {\an8}I farted. 41 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:31,025 {\an8}♪ Watch out I like playin' with fire… ♪ 42 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:33,820 {\an8}-What's happening? -[man] Permission to squeeze-- 43 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:35,989 {\an8}[woman] How many hours have we been on set? 44 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:39,284 {\an8}♪ Finally say goodbye Lie awake at night… ♪ 45 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:40,493 {\an8}[woman] Baby, shots. 46 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,203 ♪ {\an8}…how I can behave this way ♪ 47 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,498 {\an8}-[woman] Thanks, guys. -[cheering] 48 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:46,416 Yeah. 49 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:50,044 {\an8}[woman] That was the third one across. Numerical prefix-- 50 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:53,965 {\an8}♪ Watch out I like playin' with fire… ♪ 51 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:55,675 {\an8}[woman] People, move please. 52 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:59,637 {\an8}Seven! Seven! Seven! 53 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,681 {\an8}[woman] Over for the week. 54 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,685 {\an8}[woman] It is so cold in Syracuse. 55 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,229 {\an8}-[woman yelling indistinctly] -[cheering] 56 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,023 ♪ Goodbye lie awake ♪ 57 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:13,067 ♪ At night and wonder How I can behave this way ♪ 58 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,319 [music stops] 59 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:17,280 You said you'd finish law school and you didn't, Jack. 60 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,658 You said you'd open up your own business, Jack, and you couldn't. 61 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:24,495 Let's get serious. You didn't even finish the dishes this morning, Jack. 62 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:28,458 -You think you're smarter than me?  -It's "smarter than I," and I know I am. 63 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,712 That was great. Thank you. 64 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,589 [woman snorting, chuckling] 65 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:35,632 What's so funny? 66 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:39,260 Well, you should list them off quicker. Right? Like, 67 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,638 "Didn't finish law school, didn't open a business." 68 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,974 "Couldn't even finish the dishes." Rule of three, do it quickly. 69 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,728 And we say "Jack" like a billion times. Is that like, a typo? 70 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:50,188 I think the joke is fine. 71 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,607 Hm. We're using the term "joke" liberally. 72 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:55,568 -[woman chuckles] -You're a stand-up, right? New to acting? 73 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,905 -No. -You might be a little old for this. 74 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,823 -She's supposed to be 35. -Hm. Yeah. 75 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,492 I'm 34, so-- 76 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:03,618 [men groaning] 77 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:04,661 [director] Yeesh. 78 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,204 [man] I think we're good. 79 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:07,872 -Thanks for coming in. -Yeah. 80 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,165 -Okay-- -[director] Thanks. 81 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,042 -Thanks so much. -[director] Thank you. 82 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,962 -Thank you. -[door shutting] 83 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,256 -All right, I just had an idea. -Yeah? 84 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:20,134 What if we change the joke to what she said? 85 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,471 That's good. I like it when you say it. She was rude. 86 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,056 But you're right. 87 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,016 -Thank you. -Thank you. 88 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,687 -Oh my God! Andrea! -[indistinct rehearsing] 89 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,146 -Hi, Serrena. -Hi! 90 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:35,858 -Hi. -Oh, you sounded so good in there. 91 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,360 -Good luck. -Thank you. 92 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:41,114 -Give me a hug. So good to see you. -[melodic instrumental music plays] 93 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:43,783 -So slumming it in TV? -Oh my God. 94 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:45,660 [Andrea] Know how there's always one girl 95 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:48,329 you never want to run into when you're feeling your worst? 96 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,498 Or whatever, you know? Blah, blah. 97 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:52,292 Serrena Halstead, one of my faves! 98 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,293 -Hi! -Bye, Andrea. 99 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,129 [Andrea] Serrena and I moved to LA around the same time. 100 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:59,424 When I started doing stand-up, she got her break in acting. 101 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:02,760 And the girl booked everything, like every show. 102 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,430 The way she talked made me wanna rip my ears out. 103 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:08,349 I mean, your kids on Insta? Adorbs. 104 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:11,894 -So sweet. -You in the hot suit? Goals. Life goals. 105 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:15,356 [Andrea] And I know it's not cool for women to judge other women, 106 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,191 but whatever, we all do it. 107 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,192 Hot Neighbor? 108 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:19,527 [Andrea gagging] 109 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,238 [Andrea] I'm not perfect, and she's annoying, 110 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,532 but, [clears throat] this story isn't about her. 111 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,034 [Andrea] I was terrible, Margot. 112 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:31,664 The network flew me first class for a five-minute audition, 113 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:35,168 and I still bombed. I'm gonna eat everything on this plane. 114 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:39,130 I'm gonna chug a gallon of Cranapple and chase it with a pound of cookies. 115 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:40,840 Wanna know the best part? 116 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,967 I've been at TSA for 45 minutes 117 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:46,304 because the woman in front of me lost her boarding pass. 118 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:50,058 Between check-in and the metal detector, she managed to lose it. 119 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,352 Here's an idea: get the app. 120 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,479 Or get a purse with a padlock on it, 121 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:56,647 or a fanny pack, or don't leave the house. 122 00:05:56,731 --> 00:06:00,151 You know what it should be? If you hold up TSA, you're the terrorist. 123 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,652 [man] Hey. You dropped this. 124 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:05,823 Oh, that is humbling. 125 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,158 [man chuckles] 126 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:10,745 [Andrea] If I'm gonna start from the beginning, I can honestly say that 127 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:13,498 the story was not about love at first sight. 128 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:16,918 I thought he looked like a manager at Brooks Brothers. 129 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:20,797 [melodic instrumental music plays] 130 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,006 Thank you. 131 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,007 [whispering] Shit. 132 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,344 What? No, I dropped my, huh, pants. 133 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:30,390 [announcer] Flight 1212 to Los Angeles now boarding. Flight 1212 now boarding. 134 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,100 [planes taking off] 135 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,228 [flight attendant bell rings] 136 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:36,646 [muffled chatter] 137 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:41,359 -Excuse me. May I please have--? -No, you've already had three juices. 138 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:42,276 That's enough. 139 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:45,696 [mutters] My God. 140 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,782 [indistinct conversation] 141 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:54,122 Hello. 142 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:59,794 "Scaled relative to the severity…" 143 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,757 Oh. Hi. 144 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,676 Proportionality. 145 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:12,473 Wait, nope. Wait, yes. Rasp-berry. The P. 146 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,600 -The hidden P. Thank you. -Hidden P. 147 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:15,935 -[man chuckles] -Hidden P. 148 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,979 -Oh. -I'm Dennis, by the way. 149 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:19,814 I'm Andrea. 150 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:22,275 -Hi. -Hey, Andrea. Nice to meet you. 151 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:25,736 Yeah. Yes, "and you." Sorry, that's the way a person answers. 152 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,948 And nice to meet you. And thank you for the boarding pass. 153 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:31,868 I don't know what kind of idiot loses their boarding pass 154 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,078 a minute after getting it, but that was ironic. 155 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,373 Airports have horrible effects on people. Bring out the worst. 156 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:41,294 I feel like my worst is stuck on a casting tape somewhere in Midtown. 157 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,503 [Andrea scoffing] 158 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,256 Wait, you're a comedian, right? Andrea Singer. 159 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:48,259 -No autographs. -[laughs] I've seen you before. Cool. 160 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:49,886 I'm sorry. I'm in a mood. 161 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:53,473 I had the worst audition of my life and I feel like garbage. 162 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,933 Well, you know a career in show business 163 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:59,020 is an incredibly difficult thing to accomplish, Andrea. 164 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:01,981 -Yes, Dennis, I do know that. -You should be proud. 165 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:06,444 The ratio of self-proclaimed entertainers to those who make a living entertaining, 166 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:09,113 I'd imagine to be incredibly disproportionate. 167 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,491 Talk about proportionality. 168 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,285 This is a valid point. 169 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,120 -[both chuckle] -[call bell ringing] 170 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,456 And what do you do? 171 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:19,457 Hedge funds. 172 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,709 Is that fun? 173 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,630 It's like acting. You need people to believe in you to sell your character. 174 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:28,716 I need people to believe that I'd be capable with their money. 175 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,928 -Are you? -Depends on how much I've had to drink. 176 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,054 -[both chuckle] -No. 177 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:35,306 If you speak well and went to a good school, 178 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:37,225 most people will give you their money. 179 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:38,851 What? No way. 180 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:42,188 Those are reasons to not trust a person. I don't trust you. 181 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:43,231 Excellent decision. 182 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,233 Your comedic instincts have served you well. 183 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:46,901 -[both laugh] -[phone buzzing] 184 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:48,236 Oh, excuse me. 185 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,695 [melodic music plays] 186 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:50,655 [Dennis] Hello? 187 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:54,659 [Andrea] I don't usually talk to people on planes, but he seemed nice, 188 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:57,787 {\an8}normal, like an accountant who loves missionary. 189 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,164 {\an8}[Dennis] Talk to you later. Bye. Love you. 190 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,165 [Dennis sighing] 191 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:05,211 -My girlfriend, Cassandra. She's a model. -Wow. Slipping that right in. 192 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:08,464 She can't see me later because her shoot got moved. 193 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,800 -Again. [chuckling] -Hate when that happens. 194 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:14,887 [gentle electronic music plays] 195 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:18,349 -[attendant] Something to drink? -Oh, whiskey neat. 196 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:22,019 If you have Blue Label, I'll take it. If not, pour it and don't tell me. 197 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:22,937 [both laughing] 198 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,106 -Andrea? -Cranapple. Juice. 199 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:27,441 Got it. 200 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:30,778 Not drinking before 5:00, huh? Some comic you are. 201 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:31,696 [Andrea chuckles] 202 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:35,616 -So you got a husband or a boyfriend? -Oh, wow. Seamless transition. 203 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:39,078 Um, I have a guy that I asked to pick me up from the airport. 204 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:41,622 So, we'll see if Cayden can clear his schedule. 205 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:45,418 Cayden. Sounds like a stimulating conversationalist, Cayden. 206 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:49,297 Yeah, a formidable opponent to a model named Cassandra, I'm sure. 207 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,757 -[chuckling] Fair play. -[Andrea] Mm-hm. 208 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:55,803 -So when's your next stand-up gig? -Uh, it's tonight at The Comedy Store. 209 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,305 Aww, drats, tonight? 210 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,807 I got this Yale alumni event I have to go to. 211 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:03,394 -What's a Yale? -Oh, Yale is a prestigious school-- 212 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:04,687 I'm fucking with you. 213 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,606 -I know what Yale is. -[laughs] 214 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,900 My cousin, Brett Korchran, went. You're like the same age. Know him? 215 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,527 It does sound familiar. 216 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,195 Um, pretty big school. 217 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,407 Plus I spent most of my time golfing and drinking, so-- 218 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,242 [both chuckling] 219 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,369 -[attendant] Here you go. -Thank you so much. 220 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,663 -This is for you. -[Dennis] Wow, whole thing. 221 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,165 [indistinct chatter] 222 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:27,501 Okay. So where were we on your crossword puzzle? 223 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,295 Oh, okay. Um… 224 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:32,214 [Andrea] And it's difficult to meet a normal guy. 225 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,925 -I'm already labeled too strong as it is. -[laughter] 226 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,219 But why? What about this is so strong? 227 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,222 Because I'm not walking down the street falling over, 228 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,975 calling myself a hot mess on Instagram? 229 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:43,893 [laughter] 230 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:48,648 Because I'm not checking my horoscope for life advice, I'm intimidating? 231 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,690 [man] You are. 232 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:50,775 I'm intimidating? 233 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:52,777 What's more intimidating to you, sir? 234 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:57,907 Me, as is, or like the idea of totally shaving your neck beard? 235 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,116 Does that scare you? 236 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,452 "But then they'll know." "I'll be vulnerable." 237 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,996 Welcome to being a woman and doing anything ever. 238 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,291 ["Over Here" by Mk Gee playing] 239 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:26,268 ♪ 'Cause you're there I'll be over here ♪ 240 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:31,107 ♪ Don't know how to call you So I disappear ♪ 241 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:35,653 ♪ I probably can give you what you want ♪ 242 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:40,157 ♪ I'm just too Don't know how to be confident ♪ 243 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,535 ♪ You know my heart beats strong Don't forget it ♪ 244 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,870 [Andrea grunting, blowing] 245 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,456 ♪ Watching it close to come Don't sweat it ♪ 246 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,169 ♪ I know if I take that chance I'll regret it… ♪ 247 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,588 What is with your energy tonight? 248 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:55,548 Pfft. 249 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:58,718 You should be at the club networking and rubbing dicks with writers, 250 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,303 not moping in my bar putting off a shit vibe. 251 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,890 I don't want to network. I like you. I like your bar. 252 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,059 I like being shitty in your bar. 253 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,018 [muffled chatter] 254 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,229 -Here, Andrea. It's on me. -Thank you. 255 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,734 -He is so hot it makes me nauseous. -[woman chuckling] 256 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,027 -He sucks. I'm gonna fire him. -There's that. 257 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:20,030 Girl, you need to change up the way that you operate. 258 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,951 Stop being so salty about all the things that are coming your way. 259 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,287 You know what I always respected about you? 260 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,622 You weren't obsessed with marriage. 261 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:33,169 It was okay that you hadn't reached all your goals by the age of 35. 262 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,838 Wow, that compliment started great and just-- 263 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,883 -[Andrea makes exploding sound] -I'm saying you're okay. 264 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,051 You're also saying that I'm 35. 265 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,179 -Yeah? -I'm 34. 266 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,972 Really? Because you look 35. 267 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:45,973 [Andrea gasping] 268 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,016 A salty 35. 269 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,809 -Bite your tongue. -I always speak the truth. 270 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,645 -You speak the truth because you're drunk. -Affirmative. 271 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:55,357 [chuckling] Thank you, Captain. Whatever you want to call yourself. 272 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,526 Rear Admiral. Love you. I'm going to my show. 273 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,862 -[Andrea giggling] -[upbeat music plays] 274 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,198 -[laughter] -…and they weren't even there. 275 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,575 Thank you. That's my time. Have a great night. 276 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,619 -[laughs] Thank you. -[applause, cheers] 277 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,662 [male comic] That's all for me tonight. 278 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,081 [cheering, applause] 279 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,256 -[male voice] Hey. -Ahh! 280 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,968 -Sorry. I'm used to that from women. -No. Sorr-- No-- Um… 281 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,554 -Dennis. -[Andrea] Yeah! Dennis from the plane. 282 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,223 -You're here. -You invited me. 283 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,141 -[laughs] I-- I did. -[laughs] Right. 284 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,393 I invite a lot of people. They rarely come. 285 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,145 -Nice to see you. -You too. 286 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,523 -Hey. -Welcome. Uh, is your girlfriend here? 287 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,942 Cassandra, her shoot went late tonight. 288 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:41,654 She'd love to grab a drink after. In the meantime, can I buy you a drink? 289 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:45,783 -Okay, sure. Margot's on Sunset. -Great. 290 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,535 -[both laugh] -[Dennis] How's um-- 291 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,829 -How's Cayden? -[Andrea] I date a lot of Caydens. 292 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,497 -You'll have to be specific. -Okay… 293 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,414 [laughter] 294 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,083 Andrea, I'm telling you, 295 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,461 until Giles, he throws a wad of money at this guy, 296 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,089 and he goes, "Who cares?" "I'll take both." 297 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,382 [all laughing] 298 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,968 Oh no, dude, that seems impossible. 299 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:07,346 Oh! My girlfriend has officially stood me up. Great. 300 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:10,307 -Really? Could've told you an hour ago. -[chuckles] 301 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,267 [synth music plays] 302 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,686 To having it all and wishing there was more. 303 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,104 -Okay. -All right. 304 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,939 -[laughing] Cheers. -Weird toast. 305 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,108 Mm. Oh, wow. 306 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,985 Breug. Impressive. 307 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,653 -Thanks for noticing. -Mm. 308 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,738 My father and I spent our last Christmas together 309 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,157 on a tour of the Jameson Distillery in Ireland. 310 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,076 -Aww. -Oh man, that's so sad. 311 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,327 Yeah. [chuckling] 312 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,497 -So Andrea said you work in hedge funds. -Mm-hmm. 313 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,332 [Margot] I like to dabble in stocks. 314 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,210 I got this tip that One World Communications-- 315 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,672 You don't want it. It has the markings of a successful company, 316 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,508 but the underwriters are scum. It's just to save face. 317 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,052 [Andrea] Something about him, he was charming. 318 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:51,015 I had never seen someone be simultaneously pompous and humble. 319 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,935 He was also definitely a low-key functioning alcoholic. 320 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:59,690 Um, but I can send you a couple ideas my buddies and I are tossing around. 321 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:00,983 -Are you sure? -I-- 322 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,611 -I think so. I think so. -Okay. 323 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,279 -[laughs] Pretty sure. -I guess so. 324 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,449 -[Dennis] Whoa! -[both laughing] 325 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,075 Where do you live? 326 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,287 I'm in the middle of buying a place. In Beverly Hills. 327 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,289 Oh, that's cool. 328 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,458 [melodic music plays] 329 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:18,626 [Andrea] Pfft! 330 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,880 -It's my "fuck you" billboard. -That one? 331 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,716 Yeah, it's just-- it's the best billboard. 332 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:29,261 It's in the middle of Hollywood, and it's parallel to the street. 333 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,598 No matter which direction you're driving, you see it. 334 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:37,144 And it's like you get that billboard and everybody knows who you are, right? 335 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,189 -I'm gonna get that billboard. -I can picture it. 336 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,482 [laughing] 337 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:47,696 Am I always in the wrong place or are they on the wrong side of the street? 338 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,033 -I doubt very much that it's you. -All right. Have a good night. 339 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,578 Tell Cassandra that she missed a drunken time. 340 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,871 -Will do. -Goodnight. 341 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,789 All right. 342 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,750 -Goodnight! -[Dennis laughs] Okay. 343 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,048 How about that? 344 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,633 -[rock plays] -[Andrea laughs] 345 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:11,053 [Andrea] I never got to meet Cassandra. He stopped bringing her up. 346 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,514 I'd assumed she sucked, or she dumped him 347 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:17,393 and he didn't want to talk about it. We started hanging out more. 348 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:22,189 [Andrea] I was happy to have a friend besides Margot I could be myself around. 349 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,358 There are good and bad ships, the best are friendships. 350 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,193 -Impressive. -[all laughing] 351 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,611 -Cheers. -[laughter] 352 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,030 [Andrea] He wasn't like the guys I'd met in LA. 353 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:33,659 He was more elegant and refined and unfamiliar, 354 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,996 almost exotic. If something really white can be exotic. 355 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,999 Oh, yeah. These are great. 356 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,418 [Andrea] I'm a comic so I keep weird hours. 357 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,877 Go ahead and take these… 358 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,381 [Andrea] It's hard to find friends as sporadically available as I am. 359 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,967 And he was so patient with me. 360 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,929 "The good kind from the good place. You know." 361 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,682 [Andrea] Maybe Margot had given me good advice for once. 362 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,309 Maybe I needed to change the way I operated. 363 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,603 The more time I spent with Dennis, the better I felt. 364 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,647 We were hanging out all the time. 365 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,484 [with accent] But through it all, I was always right here. 366 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,612 -Are you Australian or British? -Neither. 367 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,364 Okay, and in the description, 368 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,783 it says be sweet, like a Serrena Halstead type. 369 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,618 [angry] Then they can just hire her. 370 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,414 We always had fun together. 371 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,876 We enjoyed each other. 372 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,337 However, to say that I wasn't physically attracted to him 373 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,173 was an understatement. 374 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,008 [indie rock music plays] 375 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,135 [Andrea] It's not that he was ugly per se. 376 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,013 He had a charm to him, when his clothes were on. 377 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,141 Ugh. I'm losing you. How can I be nice about this? 378 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:43,145 He was tall and not out of shape, not in shape. 379 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,190 He just wasn't, I don't know, great looking. 380 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,610 Come on--That may sound harsh, but men judge women 381 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,154 by those same standards every second. 382 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,157 What I liked about Dennis was Dennis. 383 00:17:55,824 --> 00:18:00,079 You couldn't put a label on us. We were friends. Just friends. 384 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,457 [Andrea grunting, roaring] 385 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,418 What's this show about? 386 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,838 -You hated it. -No, no. I'm just trying to understand. 387 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,048 [sighing] Okay. 388 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,343 It's about a cadet. She's a human, but she lies her way 389 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,472 into an alien space academy, and she ends up being the best one there. 390 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,934 So it's like a fish-out-of-water underdog story. 391 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,520 -Also, I was fighting in space. -Ah. 392 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,397 Hence the slow-motion fighting. Makes perfect sense. 393 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,650 The show is called Space Cadet. 394 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,610 Hm. So somebody wrote this 395 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,862 and sold it to people who thought it was a good idea? 396 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,740 -Yeah, picked it up for 30 episodes. -Wow. 397 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,326 I know it's lame, but I really want it. 398 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,411 If I got it, it would be a game changer. 399 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,998 I would move to Vancouver for five months to shoot this. 400 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,877 I could get off the road and just be around other actors 401 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,004 and create something concrete. 402 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,924 I wouldn't be so alone. It would just be so awesome. 403 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,468 Could we do it once more? I won't keep you here all night. 404 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,096 Yeah. I can't stay that long. I have a date. 405 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,598 Oh, that's great. Awesome. Me too. 406 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,809 We'll get you out of here. We'll just do it again. 407 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:07,563 And honestly, Dennis, thank you. Thank you for doing this. 408 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,815 Absolutely. Okay, take two. 409 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,109 -[beeps] -[Andrea] Tough question. 410 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,821 Is it okay to hang out with a guy 411 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,032 full well knowing you don't intend to sleep with him? 412 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,159 [men groaning] No. 413 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,994 -[man] No way. -You're saying it's wrong. 414 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,164 But it's all guys. They're like, "I'm rock hard now." 415 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,874 "What am I supposed to do now?" 416 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,961 One girl in the back who's terrified, she's like, "It's okay to do it." 417 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,754 -It is okay. -[laughter] 418 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,341 Because by that same token, so many dudes will date girls, 419 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,469 no intention of marrying them. Happy to waste your time. 420 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,931 I feel that if you have an agreement, if you've been honest, you're like, 421 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,517 "I never want to see you naked, and I'm not into it," 422 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,270 and he still wants to hang out with you? 423 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,980 We're all adults here, right? 424 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,232 As long as you're honest, that's fair. 425 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,776 Then one night, all bets are off, you get super drunk. 426 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,862 -Like, "I'll make out with you." -[laughter] 427 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,823 Turns out he was a good kisser, but you're still conflicted. 428 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,909 [cars honking, traffic noise] 429 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,118 [indistinct chatter] 430 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,287 Thanks for making me look good on our first date. 431 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,915 It was the only thing I was concerned about, 432 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,625 not that terrible audience. 433 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,836 We got reservations. What are y'all up to? 434 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,547 There's this restaurant, a friend's restaurant. 435 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,008 -He bought it--? -I was at this Yale alumni dinner. 436 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,344 One of the guys is an investor and was begging us to go. 437 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,261 [Andrea] Have to go. 438 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,888 -I gotta go. -It's his friend. Ow. 439 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,139 Hey. 440 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,225 -You were that chick on stage. -Yeah. 441 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,268 Pretty funny for a girl. 442 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,146 There it is. Cool cut and paste job from Reddit. 443 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,315 -Thanks for coming. -Get the fuck out of here. 444 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,400 -Let's just go. -You're so tough. 445 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,278 -Make me, tough girl. -Is there a problem, sir? 446 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,031 -There's about to be. -[chucking] Whoa. You know what? 447 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:41,949 [Dennis gasps] 448 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,701 You got a boyfriend, and now you feel like you're funny. 449 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,912 -He's not my boyfriend. Fuck you. -Fuck me? 450 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:50,290 -[Andrea] What is your issue? -You wanna go? You wanna fucking go? 451 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,209 -Margot! Stop. -I'll fight. I love to fight! 452 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,419 [man] You don't think I have a black belt? 453 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,255 [Dennis] That was not cool. 454 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,673 [Andrea] God, every night. 455 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,717 -I ate the whole thing. -Anything else? 456 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,803 -We're all finished. Check please. -Sure. 457 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,305 Mm. I'm gonna keep mine because I'm a pig. 458 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,765 -[Dennis laughs] -Very good. 459 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,225 [Dennis inhaling] 460 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,935 I'm sorry about that back there. 461 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,980 People go to comedy clubs, get drunk and forget how to act,  462 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,314 or that I'm a person. 463 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,276 -I want you to be my girlfriend. -[indistinct chatter] 464 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,860 [muffled music plays] 465 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,155 -Dennis-- -I've thought about this. 466 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,408 I make an excellent complement to your life. 467 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,909 I won't see anyone else, 468 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:29,162 and I think you should stop seeing other fellows and just be with me. 469 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,624 -I made a list of pros and cons. -You made a spreadsheet? 470 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,252 -So? -Dennis, I am not there. 471 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,795 -Yet. -At all. 472 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:40,340 [chuckles] I know you better than you know yourself at this point. 473 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:43,343 I'm not giving up having you because you're too dense to see 474 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,553 I'm perfect for you. 475 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,596 You don't get to decide what's better for me 476 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,099 -because you think you're smarter than I-- -"Than me." 477 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,059 It's "smarter than I." 478 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,811 And you're not always. 479 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:57,149 Perhaps not, but I'm better quality than the other guys you date. 480 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,692 The last guy you went out with, 481 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,236 didn't even come to the door when he picked you up. 482 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,530 He couldn't just leave his bicycle in the street. 483 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,365 I know I can make you happy. 484 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,327 I'm good for you, and I got you a gift. 485 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,829 Dennis, no, I can't accept a gift. 486 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,332 Fortunately, you won't have to right now. 487 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,250 When I went to Cartier to pick up your bracelet… 488 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,210 -What? -…they made a mistake on the metal, 489 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,254 but it is being fixed. 490 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,424 If I want an expensive bracelet, I'll buy it myself, 491 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,550 or a good knockoff. 492 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:27,637 Which is what's so great about you. You can do everything for yourself. 493 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:30,724 You put yourself through college, built a career on nothing. 494 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,309 Yeah, and it shows. 495 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:35,103 You are so witty, and it is so sexy. 496 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,732 If I can just do a little for you, I feel like I'm a part of your life. 497 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,233 You're exquisite. 498 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,488 Thank you. [chuckles] 499 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,031 Oh, you have a little-- 500 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,532 -Fuck. -That's okay. 501 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,910 -Let me see. -I am so sorry. 502 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,787 Let me guess. My card. 503 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,874 My Deutsche Bank card I use in Europe. I usually tell the bank I'm back. 504 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,834 -[Dennis] Use this. -Take this. 505 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,630 Do not fight me. Otherwise, I'll cry and make a very big scene. 506 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:02,631 [sighing] 507 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:03,965 You heard the woman. 508 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:06,510 [chuckles] 509 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:08,428 [chuckles] 510 00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:09,971 [Dennis] Thank you. 511 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,725 How was the rest of your date? 512 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:17,729 Oh, I'm not gonna see her again. Something just wasn't there. 513 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:21,400 Yeah, I get it. Dennis asked me to be his girlfriend. Woof. 514 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:25,112 -Oh. Well, that's that. -We're still friends. We'll hang out. 515 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:28,073 Why? If you keep hanging out with him, he'll think he has a chance. 516 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,617 I'm just hanging out with Dennis. He goes on dates. 517 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,411 When? You're always together. 518 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,413 I don't know, and I don't care. 519 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:37,374 I'm allowed to go out with any guy and hang out with Dennis, 520 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:41,128 as long as I'm being honest about it. That's fair. That's feminism. 521 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,712 Oh, don't start that. 522 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,882 Don't say it's feminism just because you're doing something I don't agree with. 523 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,175 -Pfft! Hold on. -[ringing] 524 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,219 It's my agent. Hello? Yeah. 525 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,557 Okay. Thank you. I'll call you back. 526 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,435 -I got the part. -You got the part! 527 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,228 I got the Space Cadet show! 528 00:23:58,311 --> 00:23:59,688 [both screaming] 529 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,398 Oh my God! Oh my God! 530 00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:02,315 Nine years! 531 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,568 -Nine years of auditioning! Fuck yeah! -Woo! 532 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,528 -Somebody finally wants me! -[Margot grunts] 533 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,989 -Ahh! Oh my-- Hold on. It's Dennis. -[phone rings] 534 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:11,575 I'm putting you on speaker. I got the part! 535 00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:13,160 Off the audition tape I helped with? 536 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,244 [gasping] Fuck yes. 537 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,788 I get to move to Vancouver. I'm gonna be a star! 538 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,332 -Guess we're going to Vancouver. -[laughing] What? 539 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,919 I guess you're going to Vancouver. Sorry, the phone is weird. 540 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,464 [gasping] Call me back when you have better reception. 541 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,175 -This is annoying. -Let's celebrate. How about Friday? 542 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,719 Um, Friday I can't, because-- 543 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,805 because I have a date, buddy. [chuckles] 544 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,640 -[whispers] So hot. Dennis? -That's good. 545 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:36,850 I think I lost him. 546 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,269 -Who cares? I got the part! -[Margot] Yeah! 547 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:40,479 [both screaming] 548 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,981 [upbeat electronic music plays] 549 00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:45,192 [laughing] 550 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,694 -[muffled chatter] -Blue Label neat for the lady. 551 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:50,113 -[Andrea] Thanks. -Never pegged you as a whiskey gal. 552 00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:53,533 -Yeah, I didn't used to be. -And here you go. 553 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,368 [laughing] Oh my God. 554 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,622 -[man] I thought I ordered a vodka drink. -[bartender] That's what it is. 555 00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:02,459 Can you put your giant arm right in front of this, please? 556 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:04,669 -Let me just objectify you. -Come on. 557 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,755 -Now flex it. Show the definition. -[snorting] 558 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,798 The drink is pretty. It makes you look pretty. 559 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,675 Don't you wanna be pretty? Can I post this? 560 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,928 Only reason I'm letting you is because you're cute. 561 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:13,887 Thank you. 562 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:14,804 [man chuckling] 563 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:17,557 Uh, can I get another vodka drink that's not this? 564 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:18,558 [Bartender] Mm-hm. 565 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:19,684 [phone ringing] 566 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,062 One second. Hi. 567 00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,147 [dance music plays in background] 568 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,316 No, you're not bothering me. 569 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:29,277 What's wrong? 570 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,363 [crying] 571 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,991 -[Dennis gasping] -Here. Here. Here 572 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:36,701 [crying] Oh. 573 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:38,703 [sniffling] 574 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:42,832 -They caught it early, right? -They're still running tests. 575 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:48,421 -What kind of cancer does your mom have? -[voice cracking] It's got some-- 576 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,592 Some weird name like crane-- Cranio-- 577 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,261 -Craniopharyngioma. -…pharyngioma? 578 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:58,223 -Yeah. How did you know that? -Sorry, I don't mean to be smiling. 579 00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:02,852 Um, I was a nurse on an ABC show about medical disorders. 580 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:06,022 -It was called Special Med. -[laughing] No. 581 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,107 It's horrible. 582 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,693 That's pretty bad. [laughs, gasps] 583 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:14,573 You always know how to brighten my day. Can't believe I'm crying in front of you. 584 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:19,035 You know, my family never shows emotion being Irish Catholic, you know. 585 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,580 I don't. I'm Jewish. 586 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,457 -[laughs, cries] -We are very clear about our emotions. 587 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:25,375 That's right. 588 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:27,210 [sniffling] 589 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:29,671 This is silly. 590 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:34,050 I know you were out on a date tonight. And I'm just gonna go. 591 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:36,303 No! No, just-- 592 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,804 -I should-- -Just sit. 593 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,306 Stay. 594 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:42,392 You're always there for me. 595 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:45,645 Like anytime I call you, or I want to go out, 596 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:49,774 or I just need someone to talk to, or my stupid endless fucking auditions. 597 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,861 You are such a good friend. And I don't tell you that enough. 598 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:56,114 And-- And I don't have the money like you have, 599 00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:59,159 or the Downton Abbey old-world advice, 600 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:02,704 but I know how to have a good time, and that is what I can do for you. 601 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,039 Drink this, eat this. 602 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,750 Well, I don't think we should-- Wow. 603 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:09,169 -[Dennis laughing, sniffling] -[Andrea gagging] 604 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:11,713 Get on my level. Otherwise, I'll be drunk, 605 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,132 and I'll go out partying and leave you here. 606 00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,926 -Good. Yeah. Eat this. -Eat the whole mushroom? 607 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,470 God, no. Not the whole thing. 608 00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:21,222 Thought you said you went to college. Little bit. Come on. 609 00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:22,682 [Dennis] Mm. 610 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,351 Oof. 611 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,144 We're going Downtown. 612 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:29,606 ["So High" by Bonnie X Clyde plays] 613 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:31,107 ♪ When we go ♪ 614 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:36,321 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 615 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:37,656 ♪ When we go ♪ 616 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:42,535 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 617 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:43,870 ♪ When we go ♪ 618 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:49,084 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 619 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,210 ♪ When we go ♪ 620 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:55,340 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 621 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:56,966 ♪ When we go ♪ 622 00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:01,262 ♪ So high ♪ 623 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,348 ♪ When we go ♪ 624 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:09,396 ♪ So high ♪ 625 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:14,818 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go When we go ♪ 626 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:21,741 ♪ When we go high ♪ 627 00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,043 [inaudible] 628 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,594 ♪ When we go ♪ 629 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:46,766 ♪ ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 630 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:53,064 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 631 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,357 ♪ When we go ♪ 632 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:58,278 ♪ So high ♪ 633 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:00,822 ♪ When we go ♪ 634 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,533 ♪ So high ♪ 635 00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:06,578 ♪ So high ♪ 636 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:09,038 [Andrea] Maybe it's human to want to be wanted. 637 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:11,875 Maybe the tipping point was what he told me the night before, 638 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:15,462 but in that moment, I didn't want to be with anyone but him. 639 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:16,588 [Dennis sighing] 640 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:17,589 Hey. 641 00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:18,506 Hi. 642 00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:22,969 I wanna be your girlfriend. 643 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,221 Absolutely. 644 00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,561 [grunting, punching] 645 00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,190 I kind of feel guilty. 646 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:38,359 Why? Because you work out but you have no upper arm strength? 647 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:42,363 No. Because after a decade of struggling, 648 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,825 I finally have a real gig, I have nothing to complain about, 649 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:47,619 I have a normal boyfriend. 650 00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:48,870 He ain't normal. 651 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,498 -Ahh! -You sound like a bird. 652 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:55,251 [Serrena] Andrea, up here. Look, like this. Watch. 653 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,253 [inhaling] 654 00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:58,922 Hi-jah! 655 00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:00,507 Hm-suup! 656 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:05,053 Who the fuck is she bowing to? [sighing] 657 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:08,306 Oh! And congrats, mama, on Space Cadet. 658 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,767 I read for it too, but the studio thought it was a conflict 659 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,770 with this dark, dramatic, intense role I'm doing, so-- 660 00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:14,771 Uh-huh. 661 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:19,234 -Did she just call me mama? -You haven't been dating him long enough. 662 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,069 Can't see any of the cracks. 663 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,613 You don't really know anything about him. 664 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:26,407 You know that his mom is sick and he went to Yale. 665 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:29,911 And you ever notice he always has the perfect answer for everything? 666 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:33,706 So you don't like him because he's smart? What is with all your questions? 667 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,625 -Yah! -Yahh! 668 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:38,086 Good job! Way to find your inner warrior! 669 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:41,297 [roaring] 670 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,715 Woo! [chuckles] 671 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,592 [traffic noise, car honking] 672 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,595 -Did you stretch? -I always stretch. I'm a premier athlete. 673 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:53,560 Gotta cool down. Can't just go right back into the world with a hot body. 674 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:54,727 I never stretch. 675 00:30:58,439 --> 00:30:59,399 Did you get a new car? 676 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:01,442 I drove you here. You're just now noticing? 677 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,028 What kind of horsepower we working with? 678 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:07,282 I don't care. I'm taking Dennis to Santa Barbara this weekend. 679 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:10,201 -What is the mpg? Or is it electric? -Stop talking about the car. 680 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,662 He's going to meet my family. He's gonna meet my cousin Brett. 681 00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:13,746 That's a big step. 682 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,373 -It's a big step. -Yeah. 683 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:18,126 Oh, what are these? 684 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:19,335 [gasping] 685 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,796 Andrea, these are freaking nice. 686 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,048 They were $500. [squealing] 687 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,593 -What? -Got them this morning. They're Baccarat. 688 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:31,014 Dennis told me his dad used to drink whiskey out of these tumblers. 689 00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,181 But $500? 690 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:35,351 It's the kind of gift he'd get me, but I got it for him first. 691 00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:38,479 [gasps] Will you come with me to his apartment to drop them off? 692 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,649 -Say yes. -I thought he bought a house months ago. 693 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,861 Oh, he did. He hasn't moved in yet. The contractor's been weird. 694 00:31:44,944 --> 00:31:46,070 It's a nightmare. 695 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:49,657 You haven't been to his apartment, but he's been inside you? 696 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,285 His apartment's cramped. He uses it for sleep and storage. 697 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,913 -He's always at my place. -Okay. Fine. 698 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,998 Why don't we just go there right now? 699 00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:58,333 We'll surprise him. 700 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,419 We won't call, so he can't not be there. 701 00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:03,421 It'll be fun. Let's go. ASAP. 702 00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:04,923 -Okay. -Let's do it. 703 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,716 -[Andrea] Great. Awesome. -Okay. 704 00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:10,136 -[engine running] -He said it's on Vista and it's white. 705 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,765 Or the apartment's green. Or did he say brick? 706 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,726 -We'll find it. Let's go. -Okay. Great. 707 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,355 [Andrea] 2005 Vista. 708 00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:24,275 This cannot be it. 709 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:27,320 [mysterious instrumental music plays] 710 00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:29,197 [Andrea] I thought it was an apartment. 711 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,617 -There's just no one. -[Margot] Here. 712 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:42,585 -Shh. Shh. -What? Are we tracking a bear? 713 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,755 -Shh. -Did you just eat dirt? 714 00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:46,673 Shh. 715 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,050 [Margot] Follow me. [grunting] 716 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,760 -Can you act like a person? -Shh. 717 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,431 -Don't snoop in the window. -We might be at the wrong house. 718 00:32:56,015 --> 00:33:00,395 Snoop fast. Look for preppy things like mallards or plaid wallpaper. 719 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,189 -Oh my God. You're Andrea. -Incoming! 720 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:07,318 Andrea? This is so exciting. Hi. 721 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:11,656 And you are Dennis's mistresses? 722 00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:15,660 What? No, we're his roommates. My name is Maggie, and this is-- 723 00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:16,577 Leslie. 724 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,580 It's so great to finally meet you. 725 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:20,498 Is it? 726 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,167 Hi, I'm Margot. 727 00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:26,170 -Hi. -She's not my girlfriend. 728 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:28,423 -Hi. -Hi. 729 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:31,551 -Dude, help me. -Oh! Um. 730 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:34,220 Uh, we just have a gift for Dennis. 731 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:36,055 Oh, you can just leave it with us. 732 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:37,223 -Great. -Great. 733 00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:39,350 -Great. -Grand. 734 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:40,893 [Andrea] Oh. 735 00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:42,520 [birds chirping] 736 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,940 This was so much fun. Thank you so much. 737 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:47,942 Okay. 738 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,530 [Andrea] What the fuck was that? 739 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,408 Who the fuck are those girls, Dennis? 740 00:33:55,491 --> 00:33:58,369 -[Dennis] I'm not doing this with you. -Not doing what? 741 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:01,372 Telling me why you have roommates? Why do you need roommates? 742 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,499 Yeah, why do you have a hot roommate? 743 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,127 I'm not standing for this scrutiny. Goodbye. 744 00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:08,337 -Did he hang up on me? -Did he hang up? 745 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:11,632 Oh, I knew that dude was weird. Now it's confirmed. 746 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,968 No, he does not talk to me this way. 747 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:17,680 Maybe his mom just died, and then I called and handled it wrong. 748 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:18,890 Handled it wrong? 749 00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:22,727 You bought homeboy $500 cups and found out he has a roommate, 750 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:24,228 who's not ugly by the way. 751 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,689 Wait, are you saying that because you want to sleep with her, 752 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,858 or trying to plant it in my head that he's cheating? 753 00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:31,611 I meant for me. You know he's not sleeping with anybody else. 754 00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:34,614 -I don't know that. -Oh God, he's so ugly. 755 00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:36,115 -You think all guys are ugly. -So? 756 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,451 -You're biased. That's what's so. -[car starting] 757 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:44,999 -You packed and ready? -Are you insane? 758 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,168 -What? -You're gonna act like nothing happened? 759 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:50,546 I'm not spending the weekend with you after that. 760 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:54,342 -Darling, you're making this hard. -Can you not call me darling? 761 00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:57,929 Can you not talk to me like I'm your WASP-y wife of 50 years, darling? 762 00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:01,182 Do you have any idea how embarrassing that was 763 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:05,603 to meet two women that you live with who you didn't tell me about? 764 00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:09,524 You're right. 765 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,026 Okay. 766 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,904 So I lied to you about my house. 767 00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:17,323 I have it. I've had it for a long time. 768 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:21,327 But you decorated it weird, don't want me to see? 769 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:23,246 Bad wallpaper, weird plumbing? 770 00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:24,747 No. 771 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,583 See, my mother-- 772 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,670 -Okay. Just come in. Just come on. -[Dennis sighing] 773 00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:32,255 [Dennis] I moved my mother in. 774 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:35,925 I don't want to be a grown man living with his mother, 775 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:37,718 but it's the best way to take care of her. 776 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,138 -I need to be there for her. -Of course. 777 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:43,891 She doesn't want to feel like a patient, so I leave the house for her. 778 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,476 Saying this, it sounds insane. 779 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,895 No. No, I get it. 780 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,773 Maggie's a friend from Yale, forever struggling with money. 781 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:54,402 She's never really had any success. Not like you or us. 782 00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:57,738 I pay her to keep my stuff there. I'm helping a friend out. 783 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:01,617 She's making my life easier. I'm so sorry she didn't explain herself. 784 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,703 And Leslie, Leslie is-- 785 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:05,496 she's weird. 786 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,914 -Very weird. -[laughs] 787 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:11,252 I'm sorry that I was emotionally immature and I wasn't just honest with you. 788 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:12,753 I'm an absolute idiot. 789 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:16,299 -[Dennis sighing] -No. No, it's all right. 790 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:22,305 Maybe now that your mom is here permanently, um, 791 00:36:22,388 --> 00:36:25,433 -I could meet her, because I-- -She would love that. 792 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:26,517 -Really? -Yes. 793 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,144 -I could bring her flowers. -Yeah. 794 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:30,396 I could finally see your house. So where is it? 795 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:31,689 Beverly Hills. 796 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,816 -But like where? -Around Doheny. 797 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,277 -So it's like more West Hollywood. -No, Beverly Hills. 798 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,070 But where is it specifically? 799 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,364 -Doheny and Santa Monica. -That's West Hollywood. 800 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,201 -Palm, 1360 Palm Avenue. -Oh. 801 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,286 Beverly Hills, I assure you. 802 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,371 -Take it easy. -[Dennis] Yeah. 803 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,498 -Let's go. We'll drop in right now. -Really? 804 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:50,625 -Yeah. -I'm so excited. 805 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,919 She's usually awake right now. If not, we can wake her up. 806 00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:55,880 She'll wanna put out tea, the whole thing. She loves formalities. 807 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:58,299 No. I don't want to barge in on a sick woman. 808 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:01,802 Hey. She'll understand that I love you, and this is important to you. 809 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,139 Your needs come first. The traffic's gonna get hard. Let's go. 810 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:09,977 No, stop. I'm not just some spoiled brat who just barges in on your sick mom. 811 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,687 We'll go after the trip. 812 00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:14,482 -Plus traffic's probably bad. -You're right. 813 00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:17,818 Now that this is all settled, will you please go pack? 814 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,529 -Oh, I've been packed. -What? 815 00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:24,492 I packed a while ago. I just wanted to see how you were gonna handle this. 816 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:25,910 God, I love you. 817 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,789 -Gonna put this in the car. -Okay. 818 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,250 Wait. Dennis… 819 00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:37,505 did you get the tumblers? 820 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,509 Yes. Thank you so much. They're beautiful. 821 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:44,637 -Just like the ones your dad had? -Absolutely. 822 00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:47,765 -[Dennis chuckling] Mm. -[phone ringing] 823 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,726 -Yeah? -[Margot] Hey, are you near Dennis? 824 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,853 No. What's up? 825 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:55,356 Before I tell you this. I want you to know I love you, 826 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,400 and I just want you to be happy. 827 00:37:57,483 --> 00:37:58,526 Duh. 828 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,779 -So I called the Yale Registrar. -[sighing] Why? 829 00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:05,616 The last Dennis Kelly graduated in 1980 and didn't play golf, 830 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,785 but he was indicted for fraud. 831 00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:09,453 Stop. Okay, sorry. 832 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:13,541 Um, I love you. And yes, I will admit this whole thing is very weird, 833 00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:16,377 and the house stuff is weird, but he explained himself. 834 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,712 [Margot] He did? How? 835 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:21,674 [sighing] It's got to do with his mom, and it's this really sweet endeavor. 836 00:38:21,757 --> 00:38:22,883 -Hey, babe. -Ahh! 837 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:23,801 Are you okay? 838 00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,136 -You ready? -Yes. 839 00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:26,429 Yes. 840 00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:27,763 [whispers] Call you back. 841 00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:29,724 -Let's go. -Okay, now? 842 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:30,766 -Yeah. -Okay. 843 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:36,397 [mysterious instrumental music plays] 844 00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,566 [upbeat instrumental music plays] 845 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:42,153 [indistinct conversation] 846 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,573 [Dennis] Think we put our bags here. 847 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,118 -Thank you. -[indistinct talking] 848 00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:52,246 [Andrea] This is nice. This place had great Yelp reviews. 849 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,457 What's your cousin's name again? 850 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:56,876 Goes by Dr. Korchran, but it's Brett. 851 00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:58,711 He went to Yale. I told you about him. 852 00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:00,671 And he's kind of a bro. Hey. 853 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,841 [Brett and Andrea laughing] 854 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,510 -D-Dog. Fuck yeah! -[laughing] Hey. Oh! 855 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:07,511 [Brett] Hey, hey. 856 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:08,804 [Brett barking] 857 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:10,139 -Go Bulldogs. -Ah. 858 00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:11,849 -Nice to meet you. -Fuck yeah, dude. 859 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,351 -Fellow Bulldog in the house. -Right? 860 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:16,270 So great to meet you. Andrea fucking loves you. 861 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,480 Brett, are you ten? 862 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:18,397 [laughing] 863 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,899 -Oh, this is Alli. -Hi. 864 00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:20,816 Hi. 865 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:24,445 What do you guys want to do? We could go wine tasting like old people, 866 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,571 or we could hit the bar. 867 00:39:25,654 --> 00:39:27,698 -Wow. He's a doctor? -Mm-hm. 868 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:30,451 Actually, I have a surprise for us. 869 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:34,997 Uh, I got us golf. I bought us a round of golf! 870 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:37,500 Cuz, this is a beautiful course. I could've chipped in. 871 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:39,377 No way, I've got that TV money. 872 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,545 Plus I wanted it to be a surprise. 873 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,298 -Absolutely. So sweet, babe. -[Dennis kissing] 874 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,217 [Andrea] Alli, I don't like golf, 875 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:49,261 so I went ahead and got us mini champagne and Doritos! 876 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:51,931 -Woo! I love golf. -[squeaky voice] I love golf too! 877 00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:53,682 -Let's check in. -Let's do it. 878 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:54,642 [Andrea giggling] 879 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:56,143 [Dennis] Hang on. 880 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,436 [melodic music plays] 881 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,271 That was really smooth. [Andrea chuckling] 882 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:00,981 Andrea said you played at Yale. 883 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,274 -What year were you? -'05. 884 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:04,944 Oh, okay. I'm '07. I knew some golf dudes. 885 00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:06,195 I didn't play for Yale. 886 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,656 -What? -[Dennis] At Yale, on the club team. 887 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,283 -I don't remember the club team. -We weren't a proud bunch. 888 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:12,743 Hard to brag about a handicap 889 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,703 when to the real team, you look handicapped. 890 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:17,206 [Brett laughing] Man, that's pretty ableist, bro. 891 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,166 [Brett] So, what college were you in? 892 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,543 Yale, dude. 893 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,002 [Brett and others laughing] 894 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:25,005 -This guy's hilarious. I was at Davenport. -[all laughing] 895 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,383 -I was in JE. -[Brett] Yeah, but they suck. 896 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:29,718 Me too. And they do suck. 897 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,762 Ha-hah! I knew I liked this guy. 898 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,140 [Brett] I think I remember the club team now. 899 00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:36,058 Man, they sucked. 900 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,228 -[men chuckling] -Totally. I got this round. Ma'am? 901 00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:42,148 [Brett] Oh, I got next. 902 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,108 [Dennis] Hi. 903 00:40:44,191 --> 00:40:47,027 -[server] What can I get for you? -We'll take four shots-- 904 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,821 We don't serve hard liquor, just beers. 905 00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:51,949 -Oh, where's your flask, bro? Right? -[Dennis laughs weakly] 906 00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:54,201 -[laughs] We'll just take four IPAs. -Great. 907 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,704 There's no handle of Hibiki back there? 908 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:57,705 [chuckling] 909 00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:00,416 -Are you okay? -Huh? Absolutely. 910 00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:01,959 -You're acting weird. -Wha--? 911 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,419 -You sure? -Here you go. 912 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:04,587 -Thank you. -For you. 913 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:06,338 -Thank you. -All right. 914 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:07,423 -There you go. -A toast. 915 00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:11,677 To higher education and to my even higher pathetic golf scores. 916 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,304 -Such a dork. -[Dennis] Cheers. 917 00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:14,388 -Cheers. -[Andrea] Cheers. 918 00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:17,766 Oh, nice. 919 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,103 Come on. 920 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:23,689 Why? 921 00:41:24,773 --> 00:41:27,443 ♪ Bull dogs, bull dogs ♪ Bow wow wow ♪ 922 00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:28,360 Bow wow wow. 923 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,863 ♪ Eli Yale ♪ 924 00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,114 [burping, laughing] 925 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,782 -[Brett] Hell yeah! -Bow wow wow. 926 00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:36,660 -Dennis, you wanna tee off first? -Come on, show 'em how it's done. 927 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:40,789 [whispers] I hurt my back on the drive up, so I'm not sure I'm gonna swing today. 928 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,374 [mocking] Now your back hurts? 929 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:45,336 What do you say we make it interesting? Hundred bucks a hole. 930 00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:46,795 Brett, that is so tacky. 931 00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:49,548 -Please, I'm sure he can afford it. -Definitely. How about 200? 932 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:50,841 -You sure? -Absolutely. 933 00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:54,720 But these clubs look like they were stolen from a public driving range. 934 00:41:54,803 --> 00:41:56,180 [mocking] Oh, sick burn. 935 00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,933 It's hot. Someone hit the thing first. Whatever. 936 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:01,977 Just saying it might not be anyone's best game. Just saying. 937 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,395 [Dennis laughs awkwardly] 938 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:04,939 -Good luck. -Thank you. 939 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,691 [Dennis breathing deeply] 940 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:10,569 [sighing] 941 00:42:12,154 --> 00:42:13,405 [Brett and Andrea giggle] 942 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,575 -[Andrea] He loves golf. -[Brett] Right. Heck yes. 943 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:17,618 [Andrea] Mm-hm. 944 00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:18,911 [Dennis inhaling] 945 00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:20,746 [birds chirping] 946 00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:22,540 -[Dennis sighing] -What do we do? 947 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,753 [electronic beat rises] 948 00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:28,671 -Ah! -[music stops] 949 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:29,922 -Oh my God! -Shit. 950 00:42:30,422 --> 00:42:31,549 [Dennis groaning] 951 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:32,967 -[Dennis] Shit. -Dennis! 952 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,635 -[Dennis groans] -God, he's so old. 953 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,679 -This is so embarrassing. Oh! -What happened? 954 00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:38,847 I wrenched something. I told you I hurt my back. 955 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:40,641 -Let me take a look. -She's a doctor. 956 00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:42,226 -You're both doctors? -[Alli] Yes. 957 00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:44,603 -No, I've done this before. -You have? 958 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:45,729 My father has a bad back. 959 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,523 -I have a bad back. -It isn't hereditary. 960 00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:50,734 -We got in a car accident together. -You never told me that. 961 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,070 You both hurt your backs in the same exact place? 962 00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:55,322 We both hurt our backs in the same place before he died 963 00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:57,491 of cancer. 964 00:43:00,202 --> 00:43:02,955 -Okay, well, let's get you up. -[Dennis] Ow! 965 00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:04,456 You sure you're okay? 966 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:05,416 [Dennis gasping] 967 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,502 Absolutely. Absolutely. Thank you. 968 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,670 Oh. Ah. 969 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:12,089 Last time this happened, I was on the floor for three hours. 970 00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:13,257 I can handle it. 971 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,384 -I'm just gonna go lay down. -Okay. 972 00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:17,386 Should I pay a loser's fee for dropping out? 973 00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:18,387 -Oh God. -[Alli] What? 974 00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:20,014 All bets are off. It was just fun. 975 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,223 No, I insist. 976 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,142 -[Brett] No, next time. -[Dennis] All right. 977 00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:25,686 Well, if it's not too unorthodox, I'll hitch a ride back with-- 978 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:26,604 Chanterelle. 979 00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:27,980 Chanterelle. 980 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:31,442 -All right. -No, I got it. Really. Thank you. 981 00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:33,611 [Dennis sighing] Yeah, I'm good. 982 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:34,653 [Dennis wincing] 983 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,615 [motor starting] 984 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:41,368 [downbeat melodic music plays] 985 00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:53,881 [Dennis yawning] 986 00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:56,759 [Dennis chuckling] 987 00:43:58,135 --> 00:43:59,386 [Dennis] They seem nice. 988 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:03,015 Perhaps we'll have more time to chat with them at brunch tomorrow. 989 00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:04,391 [Dennis sighing] 990 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,392 Mua! 991 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:07,686 [clicking] 992 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:08,729 [Dennis grunting] 993 00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:14,652 What happened to my bracelet? 994 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,111 What bracelet? 995 00:44:16,695 --> 00:44:19,239 A while back you said you got me a bracelet. 996 00:44:20,115 --> 00:44:22,493 Oh. Yes. [chuckling] 997 00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:25,412 Well, let's say I will not be shopping at Cartier anymore. 998 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:28,957 I went back and forth with them more times than appropriate for a-- 999 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,459 Okay, that's fine. No bracelet. 1000 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:32,544 No. They screwed up three times. 1001 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:33,796 -They got the… -Enamel? 1002 00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:34,922 …enamel wrong. 1003 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:37,800 -You said it was metal. -Metal. I mean metal. 1004 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,220 You interrupted me, Andrea, so-- [chuckling] 1005 00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:43,347 I will buy you something from another store. 1006 00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:48,102 No. I don't-- I don't care about an overpriced bracelet I never wanted. 1007 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,061 Okay. 1008 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:52,481 [Dennis wincing, grunting] 1009 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,568 Can I see your diploma? 1010 00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:58,362 Uh-- [snorting] 1011 00:44:58,445 --> 00:45:02,491 Sure, maybe it's-- It's in my car with my license and registration. 1012 00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:03,534 Do you still have it? 1013 00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:05,744 What? Sure, somewhere. I don't know. 1014 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,289 Because my Texas diploma is in a closet, 1015 00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:12,459 and I feel like a Yale diploma is something you would hang on a wall. 1016 00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:13,836 [clicking] 1017 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:20,676 Darling, hey, I'm not a dentist. Right? I'm not an asshole either. 1018 00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:25,055 I would never have my degree on a wall, especially an undergrad degree. 1019 00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:26,598 [Dennis chuckling] 1020 00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:29,309 -What's this all about? -I don't know. 1021 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:33,731 -Everything's weird and-- -This is still about the house? 1022 00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:35,774 Yeah. Yes. Yes. 1023 00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:41,029 I am so sorry, not only for how I lied to you, but for how I acted. 1024 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:44,700 It's clear that you're not trusting me, and I can't say I blame you. 1025 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:49,037 I'm so sorry, and this will never ever happen again. 1026 00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:52,458 -Okay. -Okay. 1027 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,417 [both chuckle] 1028 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,627 -How's your back? -I took a hot shower for it. 1029 00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:58,922 It's much better. Everything's better when you're around. 1030 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:01,216 -[Dennis sighing] -Mmm. 1031 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,636 Why don't I take you by the house this week? Huh? 1032 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,805 -Yeah. -We can dig up my diploma. 1033 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:09,266 We can get my birth certificate, my first report card maybe. 1034 00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:11,810 -Or we can bring your mom lunch. -Absolutely. 1035 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,605 -Put an end to all the mystery. Mm. -Yeah. 1036 00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:15,564 -Mm. -Mm. 1037 00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:19,651 I'm gonna put the "do not disturb" sign on the door. 1038 00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:23,280 What? 1039 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,324 Dennis? 1040 00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:28,285 Actually, Andrea, 1041 00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:31,038 there's something I want to say. 1042 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:33,373 Okay, what is it? 1043 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:38,462 It's hard for me to bring it up because it's not what you think it is. 1044 00:46:38,545 --> 00:46:40,380 Okay, you're scaring me. 1045 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:42,508 [Dennis sighing] 1046 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:45,594 [Andrea] For once, everything in my life was on the upswing, 1047 00:46:45,677 --> 00:46:48,263 and I just wanted this to work too, you know. 1048 00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:50,432 I loved what an odd couple we made. 1049 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:52,226 Come here. 1050 00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:54,478 [melodic instrumental music plays] 1051 00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:55,771 [Dennis sighing] 1052 00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:07,241 [Andrea] It was the ugliest ring I'd ever seen. 1053 00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,368 This is so sweet. 1054 00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:10,661 It looked like a dick. 1055 00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:12,037 It was a gift from my father. 1056 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,748 -[Andrea sighs] -Mother told me she wanted you to have it. 1057 00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:17,668 I can't. 1058 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:20,504 I want you to be my wife one day. This is just a placeholder. 1059 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:23,966 It's a promise ring, something from her to you 1060 00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:25,175 for you being you. 1061 00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:26,093 [Andrea sighs] 1062 00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:27,928 I love you. 1063 00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:28,846 I love you. 1064 00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:31,682 I do. I just want you to know no matter what, 1065 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:35,352 you are the realest thing in my life. 1066 00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:39,189 Now, put it on. 1067 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:41,066 Here, now? 1068 00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:42,359 -Mm-hm. -[Andrea] Oh. 1069 00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:44,778 -Maybe we should save it for-- -Come here. 1070 00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:48,240 [Andrea wincing] 1071 00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,658 -Wow. -Wow. 1072 00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:51,201 Oh. 1073 00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:52,744 It's beautiful. 1074 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,081 It is on my finger. 1075 00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:58,458 Mmm. [chuckling, sighing] 1076 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:00,085 It sure is. 1077 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,797 And we're obsessed with telling women not to be picky. Right? 1078 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:07,134 Like, "Don't be too picky." "Take whatever falls into your lap 1079 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,094 from the mouth of another woman." 1080 00:48:09,678 --> 00:48:13,181 "And be grateful when they give you a ring shaped like a penis." 1081 00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:14,099 [laughter] 1082 00:48:14,182 --> 00:48:16,226 It's just society's way of making sure 1083 00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:20,355 you don't feel as special as they tell you you should feel when you feel unspecial. 1084 00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:23,483 It's a tongue twister, but I'm right about it. 1085 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,320 [upbeat jazzy music plays] 1086 00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,032 Just be calm. 1087 00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:30,991 [inhaling] 1088 00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:32,284 Be grateful. 1089 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:36,705 Just try not to be a bitch when the comedy is bad. 1090 00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:39,082 [exhaling] 1091 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,334 [phone ringing] 1092 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:41,793 [sighing] 1093 00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:45,172 [scoffing] 1094 00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:47,507 Are you dying? 1095 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,468 Why haven't you been answering your phone? 1096 00:48:49,551 --> 00:48:50,761 Because I'm at work. 1097 00:48:50,844 --> 00:48:52,262 -Andrea. -Margot. 1098 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:54,222 -Andrea, I have a friend. -Cool brag. 1099 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:57,476 I have a friend from the gym who works at Tiny O'Tips. 1100 00:48:57,559 --> 00:49:01,021 She said there was a drunk guy in there. His card got declined, 1101 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:06,026 and he was ranting and raving about how his fiancé is the star of Space Cadets, 1102 00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:07,986 and she was gonna pay for it. 1103 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,446 Oh my God. 1104 00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:12,491 Because homeboy is an assistant at a bank. 1105 00:49:12,574 --> 00:49:13,408 He's not a hedgehog, 1106 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:16,787 and I guarantee he doesn't own that house he's been talking about. 1107 00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:19,581 Stop. Stop. Stop. This is too insane. 1108 00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:21,959 Of course he owns a house. I'm going to see it in an hour. 1109 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,043 Fine, your funeral. 1110 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,086 [scoffing] 1111 00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,129 [groaning] Margot! 1112 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:28,674 [sighing] 1113 00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:37,182 [upbeat electronic music plays] 1114 00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:39,309 [indistinct chatter] 1115 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,853 Hey. Hey, how are you? 1116 00:49:43,730 --> 00:49:44,648 Hey. 1117 00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:54,408 Hey, guys. Sorry to keep you waiting. 1118 00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:57,744 We just had to get our last-minute guest a drive-on pass. 1119 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,956 [female voice] Oh! Today has been super cray! Hi! 1120 00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:02,666 Hi! Hi! Hi! 1121 00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:05,836 Oh, I'm so, so, so, so sorry. 1122 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:08,171 -Traffic was insane today. -Oh, come here. 1123 00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:09,965 -[Serrena] Oh, Jonathan. -Look at you. 1124 00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:10,924 [Serrena squeals] 1125 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,092 What's happening? 1126 00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:13,301 -[Serrena] Mmm! -Ooh! 1127 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:16,513 The script. You, amazing. 1128 00:50:16,596 --> 00:50:17,681 Amazing, sir. 1129 00:50:17,764 --> 00:50:21,393 [Serrena] I basically begged Jonathan for a role, right? 1130 00:50:21,476 --> 00:50:23,895 I said, "I'll be a waitress, a stump, anything." 1131 00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:25,272 [laughter] 1132 00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:28,900 Well, hey, we are just so happy to have you here, Serrena. 1133 00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:31,111 -[Serrena] Awesome. I am just so-- -So excited! 1134 00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:33,447 I'm so excited too, Jonathan. 1135 00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:34,823 [Andrea forced laughing] 1136 00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:36,783 -[others laugh] -[Serrena forced laughs] 1137 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:37,743 Well, great. 1138 00:50:37,826 --> 00:50:39,786 Okay. Yeah, that's great. 1139 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:40,954 And grateful. 1140 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:43,874 [bangs the table] So grateful to be here. 1141 00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:45,584 -[Serrena gasps] -Let's get started! 1142 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:46,626 [Andrea] Awesome! 1143 00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:49,046 Take your seat, guys. Get ready. 1144 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,047 [Serrena] Hi. 1145 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,258 Hey, mama. Mm! 1146 00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:55,802 -Good to see you. -[Jonathan] Good to see you, guys. 1147 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,804 -Good to see you. -Great, I'm so excited. 1148 00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:00,223 -Ooh! Let's do this, huh? [Jonathan] All right. 1149 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:02,434 [indistinct conversation] 1150 00:51:02,517 --> 00:51:04,561 -Amazing! All right, you-- -[Serrena laughs] 1151 00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:06,938 -Thank you, Serrena, for the read. -Thank you. 1152 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,148 -Lunch? -Yes. 1153 00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:09,816 -Let's do it. -Jonathan. 1154 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:10,734 Hi. 1155 00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:13,528 -Oh, hey. -This is bullshit, Serrena. 1156 00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:15,781 You're in a million movies and you're on TV shows. 1157 00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:18,617 Why did you have to pick the only show that I'm on? 1158 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:22,120 Wow. Okay. Where is that coming from? 1159 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,915 Where it's coming from is that you're a faker, Serrena. 1160 00:51:24,998 --> 00:51:27,751 -[gasps] -Who goes around long-hugging everyone? 1161 00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:31,505 [mocking] "Oh, gratitude." "Oh, the writing." Oh… 1162 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:33,381 -Okay-- -I'm nauseous watching you. 1163 00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:35,300 That's enough. What do you want me to do? 1164 00:51:35,383 --> 00:51:36,718 [mocking] What I want you to do 1165 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,846 is fucking stay out of my face for five minutes! 1166 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,848 Pick any other show in the universe! 1167 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,141 You need help, babe. 1168 00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:46,978 That is what people who actually need help always say! 1169 00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:47,979 [phone chiming] 1170 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:52,275 "Hey, babe, had to rush Mom to UCLA." 1171 00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:54,861 "She wasn't feeling well." "Will call you in a bit." 1172 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,197 "We can see the house another time." 1173 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,950 [grim instrumental music plays] 1174 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:02,244 Oh, we are seeing this house tonight. 1175 00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:05,580 [electronic music plays] 1176 00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:06,540 [Andrea] Shit! 1177 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:11,169 Shit! Shit! Shit! 1178 00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,212 Ahh! 1179 00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:13,797 [Serrena] Uh, hey. 1180 00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:17,884 -Do you need help? -No, you need help. 1181 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:21,221 No, wait. Yes. No, I do need help. I need a ride. 1182 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:23,348 I meant like the security guard or something. 1183 00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:26,726 -I didn't mean me helping you-- -Give me a fucking ride, Serrena! 1184 00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:29,312 [Serrena sighing] 1185 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:30,814 Seat belt. 1186 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,817 Damn it! [grunting] 1187 00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:44,619 Okay. Well, good luck. 1188 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:46,371 -This isn't my house. -[muffled ringing] 1189 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,999 What? Well, this is the address you gave me. 1190 00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:49,916 Shh! 1191 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,002 -Okay, but I'm choosing not to talk. -[Margot] Hello? 1192 00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:54,713 Margot, I'm in front of your bar. Where are you? 1193 00:52:54,796 --> 00:52:57,007 I'm telling you something is up here. 1194 00:52:57,090 --> 00:52:59,426 I'm trying to protect you, but I have my own shit to do. 1195 00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:00,719 Margot, I need you. 1196 00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:03,763 I'm going to see his house. You were right. 1197 00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:06,433 Okay? You were right, and I just need to see it for myself. 1198 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:07,475 Don't make me go alone. 1199 00:53:08,059 --> 00:53:11,771 -You won't believe who's driving me. -Andrea, I'm sorry. I have to go. 1200 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:13,940 -Where do you have to go? -To a meeting. 1201 00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:15,650 Meeting? Where? Quick, before you bullshit. 1202 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:17,277 -In Hollywood. -Great. 1203 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,905 -That's where we have to go. -Then I have to go to Beverly Hills-- 1204 00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:23,325 Awesome. Because somehow his house is also in Beverly Hills, 1205 00:53:23,408 --> 00:53:24,576 so this works out. 1206 00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:26,286 -This is fucking great. -[door opens] 1207 00:53:26,786 --> 00:53:28,663 -Oh. -Wow, Serrena Halstead. 1208 00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:29,956 -Big fan. -Oh! 1209 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,249 -Yeah, she's great. -Let's ride. 1210 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:32,167 Let's ride. 1211 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:35,754 [fast-tempo electronic music plays] 1212 00:53:36,671 --> 00:53:40,175 He said he went to Yale. He even said he got me jewelry and I've never seen it. 1213 00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:42,052 So you have no idea if he's lying? 1214 00:53:42,135 --> 00:53:44,429 -Oh, I know. -Or what he's lying about? 1215 00:53:44,512 --> 00:53:46,223 -That's why we're doing this. -Wow. 1216 00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:48,850 Fucking well-equipped too. Mission ready. 1217 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:51,186 -Oh my God. Are you serious with this? -Oh. 1218 00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:55,273 You have a ready-to-eat meal and binoculars. 1219 00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:57,317 -Mini ones. Yeah. -This is spy equipment. 1220 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,528 -Ooh! And snacks. -I got survival guides for everything. 1221 00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:04,741 Let's see here. "How to distill one's urine into potable water." 1222 00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:08,912 -How long do you think we're gonna be? -I earmarked something for you. Read that. 1223 00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:12,958 "The less attractive male cuttlefish can fool rival alpha males 1224 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:16,461 into thinking they are females by pretending to actually be females." 1225 00:54:16,544 --> 00:54:19,297 "The dominant cuttlefish don't notice their presence, 1226 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:21,383 allowing them in and giving the lesser cuttlefish 1227 00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:24,219 an opportunity to mate with the females under false pretenses." 1228 00:54:24,302 --> 00:54:26,346 Dennis is a fucking cuttlefish. 1229 00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,807 He didn't act like a woman to attract me. 1230 00:54:28,890 --> 00:54:30,642 He pretended to be something else. 1231 00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:33,395 It's like catfishing, but worse because you fucked a little bitch. 1232 00:54:33,478 --> 00:54:35,605 [Serrena laughing] 1233 00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:37,440 Cuttlefishing. I love that. 1234 00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:38,525 -Enough! -[Serrena] Oh. 1235 00:54:38,608 --> 00:54:41,403 We're looking for 1360-- 1236 00:54:41,486 --> 00:54:43,321 [gasping] There it is. 1237 00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:48,076 [mysterious instrumental music plays] 1238 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:52,956 [Serrena gasps] 1239 00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:56,793 Wait, what if this actually is his house and he's there? 1240 00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:59,546 [whispers] Or worse, his mom is there and she sees us? 1241 00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:00,755 Why am I scared? 1242 00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:04,301 Because we're in uncharted territory. We're under emotional fire. 1243 00:55:04,926 --> 00:55:07,637 This is really spiritually traumatic for me right now. 1244 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,431 [gasps] Mind if I take notes? 1245 00:55:09,514 --> 00:55:11,433 This could be really good for my role. 1246 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:15,228 It's just like so, like, raw and like grounded, you know? 1247 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:17,689 It's like one of those dreams that's really boring 1248 00:55:17,772 --> 00:55:21,151 and it just keeps going, and you just can't get to class. 1249 00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:23,194 One of those dreams that ends with us dying. 1250 00:55:23,278 --> 00:55:24,321 Of what, the truth? 1251 00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:26,323 Yes! With us dying of the truth! 1252 00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:28,283 -You go first! -Why do I have to go first? 1253 00:55:28,366 --> 00:55:31,369 -Because I need my face for work. -I need mine too, you selfish asshole. 1254 00:55:31,453 --> 00:55:33,204 [whining] Margot, please. You're stronger. 1255 00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:36,416 You're stronger. Look at my hands. You said I was weak. You go. 1256 00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:38,960 Maintain contact, baby arms. 1257 00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:42,380 -Don't you have cell phones? -They might be compromised. 1258 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,758 -Are you getting off on this? -A little bit. 1259 00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:46,009 -[banging] -[all scream] 1260 00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:48,720 [Serrena sighing] 1261 00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:51,806 Fuck. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. 1262 00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:54,059 -I'm just gonna do it. Just gonna go. -Okay. 1263 00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:56,478 [door shutting] 1264 00:56:01,274 --> 00:56:05,153 [suspenseful synth music plays] 1265 00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:06,196 [Serrena inhaling] 1266 00:56:06,279 --> 00:56:07,113 Okay. 1267 00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:10,950 Doesn't seem like a house a young guy would own. 1268 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,577 Well, he acts old. 1269 00:56:13,828 --> 00:56:14,704 That's fair. 1270 00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:26,091 "Beware of Pomeranian?" 1271 00:56:26,174 --> 00:56:27,425 This isn't the house. 1272 00:56:28,343 --> 00:56:29,511 This can't be the house. 1273 00:56:31,679 --> 00:56:33,848 Andrea, look! The door! The door! The door! 1274 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:34,766 [feedback noise] 1275 00:56:34,849 --> 00:56:36,059 [music stops] 1276 00:56:37,977 --> 00:56:39,979 -Are you Dennis's mom? -Hola. 1277 00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:43,691 [Andrea] Okay… 1278 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:45,026 [woman speaking Spanish] 1279 00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:48,446 Oh! Maybe his mom speaks Spanish. Don't assume race. 1280 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,031 Are you always this preachy? 1281 00:56:50,573 --> 00:56:51,533 Uh… 1282 00:56:51,616 --> 00:56:53,493 [melodic music plays] 1283 00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:55,453 Does--? Does Dennis live here? 1284 00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:56,538 Denise? 1285 00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:58,248 Yes. Sí, Denise. 1286 00:56:58,331 --> 00:56:59,582 -[woman] Denise? -Yeah! 1287 00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:00,667 [woman laughs] Denise. 1288 00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:02,710 -[Andrea gasping] -Denise? 1289 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,296 [Andrea panting] 1290 00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:07,006 [floor creaking] 1291 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,176 I'm Denise. 1292 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:13,763 [Margot on radio] Vive Dennis Kelly aqui? Fuck, "Usted--" 1293 00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:16,516 No. You have the wrong house. 1294 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,103 [ominous tone crescendos] 1295 00:57:20,186 --> 00:57:22,355 [gasping] 1296 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,399 [moody melodic music plays] 1297 00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:27,402 Fuck. I don't know what that is. It's not his house! 1298 00:57:28,736 --> 00:57:29,863 Oh my God, go. 1299 00:57:29,946 --> 00:57:31,781 -Okay, go, go, go! -Fuck, Halstead! 1300 00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:33,950 -[tires screeching] -[women screaming] 1301 00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:35,118 [muffled radio music] 1302 00:57:35,201 --> 00:57:37,287 -[Margot] So, what are we doing? -I don't know. 1303 00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:39,247 [chewing] I mean, what is this even? 1304 00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:40,832 Like, what is happening? 1305 00:57:40,915 --> 00:57:43,334 No house, lied about a job, lied about his school. 1306 00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:47,297 How far back does this go? Like, is his name even Dennis Kelly? 1307 00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:50,633 He told me he went to Yale the day I met him. 1308 00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:53,553 -It's a long con. -Goddamn right it's a fucking long con. 1309 00:57:53,636 --> 00:57:54,971 -[phone chiming] -Yeah. Oh. 1310 00:57:56,431 --> 00:58:00,477 "Hey, babe, assistant left early so I'm stuck at work." 1311 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,022 "Also I lost my ATM card--" Poop emoji. 1312 00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:07,775 "--and Maggie asked to borrow money so I need to stop at the bank." 1313 00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:09,861 "Text you later." "Love you, bye." 1314 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:12,739 Maggie. That's who we have to talk to. 1315 00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:15,283 Maggie. She lives with the guy. She'll know everything. 1316 00:58:15,366 --> 00:58:17,785 We're gonna go to her house and demand answers. 1317 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:20,246 -We'll kick down the door like, yah! -Yah! 1318 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:22,957 And then say, "Hey Maggie. Wanna go out?" 1319 00:58:23,374 --> 00:58:26,211 Why can't you just stalk her on Instagram like a normal person? 1320 00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:27,170 -Better idea. -Yeah. 1321 00:58:27,253 --> 00:58:28,671 -[Andrea] Less violent. -Right. 1322 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:30,381 -Hey, chicas? -What? 1323 00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:35,011 So while I'm so grateful for the trauma that really filled my inner well today, 1324 00:58:35,094 --> 00:58:37,472 I also have a 5 a.m. call time. 1325 00:58:37,555 --> 00:58:39,557 -Cool. We'll take an Uber. -Yeah. 1326 00:58:39,641 --> 00:58:43,228 Oh, okay. I just need ten hours if I'm gonna look fresh-faced. 1327 00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:44,521 We get it, you work. 1328 00:58:44,604 --> 00:58:46,689 I'm the lead. I set the tone. 1329 00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:49,609 One of the weirdest conflicting feelings you can have 1330 00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:51,819 is the feeling of wanting to be wrong. 1331 00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:55,448 That goes against everything that's in our nature as humans. 1332 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,200 You want to be right. You want to prove 1333 00:58:57,283 --> 00:58:58,826 your survival instincts are correct. 1334 00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:02,163 Your whole life, you're taught, "Stay away from certain kinds of guys." 1335 00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:04,207 You're taught, "Trust your intuition." 1336 00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:08,378 And then it gets you nowhere, and you're single in your mid-30s, 1337 00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:11,297 You're like, "Maybe everything I've been doing is wrong." 1338 00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:14,884 "Maybe I should give this motorcycle gang member a chance." 1339 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:17,220 "Maybe I could be a stepmom to his three kids." 1340 00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:20,348 -"Maybe I've been too short-sighted." -[laughter] 1341 00:59:20,431 --> 00:59:22,892 "It's a homemade skateboard?" "Great." 1342 00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:24,435 "We'll put on our Vans." 1343 00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:26,813 "We'll get your mom to drop us at the mall." 1344 00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:29,357 "Maybe I was wrong." The answer is you weren't. 1345 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:33,444 All of these things are instincts that you've developed to keep you safe. 1346 00:59:33,528 --> 00:59:36,239 So just hold out a little longer, because you're not wrong. 1347 00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:40,159 We met Dennis online. Like what, two years ago? 1348 00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:45,081 I found myself lacking in proper coinage to procure a tenable lair, 1349 00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:48,334 so my quest led me to a dark realm. 1350 00:59:48,918 --> 00:59:51,671 She means Craigslist. We met Dennis on Craigslist. 1351 00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:52,672 Craigslist? 1352 00:59:52,755 --> 00:59:57,677 -So, this is your dark arts art studio? -I paint what I see in my dreams. 1353 00:59:58,803 --> 00:59:59,929 Your dreams are dark. 1354 01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:03,266 All my dreams are nightmares, and I sell my nightmares on Etsy. 1355 01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:04,809 It's a passion project. 1356 01:00:04,892 --> 01:00:08,605 Dennis isn't helping you out with rent just because you need help with money? 1357 01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:10,732 [laughing] 1358 01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:12,942 [Leslie sighs] 1359 01:00:13,818 --> 01:00:14,819 No, he's a liar. 1360 01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:17,989 Like when we met, he said he was starting his own hedge fund, 1361 01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:19,574 but he never took the exam. 1362 01:00:19,657 --> 01:00:22,327 And there are exams for that. Big ones. 1363 01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:24,495 It's not like if you speak well and go to a good school 1364 01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:26,497 people will just give you their money. 1365 01:00:27,206 --> 01:00:29,626 -I'm a corporate accountant. -You are? Sorry. 1366 01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:33,212 I don't even think he graduated college. Where did he go? Was it Florida? 1367 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:35,089 That makes a lot of sense, actually. 1368 01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:37,592 He's always late with his rent, he's always asking for money 1369 01:00:37,675 --> 01:00:41,721 because of his unquenchable thirst to consume the elixir of capitalist greed. 1370 01:00:41,804 --> 01:00:42,889 He wanted to look important. 1371 01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:45,141 He was always bragging about the girls he was dating, 1372 01:00:45,224 --> 01:00:47,685 and I'm like, "How do you have money to take out all these girls 1373 01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:49,395 when you can't pay for your room?" 1374 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,564 He's like 200,000 dollars in debt. 1375 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:55,068 I didn't believe he was dating you until you showed up at our door. 1376 01:00:55,902 --> 01:01:01,074 Invoking the image of him engaging in lovemaking is horrifying. 1377 01:01:01,157 --> 01:01:02,283 I must paint. 1378 01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:07,664 He's been bragging about dating you for at least a year. 1379 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:08,581 A year? 1380 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:12,001 He said you walked up to him on a plane and asked for his number. 1381 01:01:12,585 --> 01:01:15,254 Gross. Gross, gross, gross. 1382 01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:17,340 I wasted so much good whiskey on him. 1383 01:01:17,423 --> 01:01:20,760 Whiskey? You're Margot of Margot's on Sunset. 1384 01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:22,679 -I've always wanted to go there. -Oh. 1385 01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:25,056 You should come by. Anytime. 1386 01:01:25,139 --> 01:01:26,974 Can you not hit on her in her own home? 1387 01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:28,851 [insects chirping outside] 1388 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,729 Can I see Dennis's room? I was gonna do the thing 1389 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:33,606 where I ask to go to the bathroom then snoop, 1390 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:36,984 but lying just feels really hypocritical at this point. 1391 01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:40,071 -Also, your house makes me uncomfortable. -Resplendent, isn't it? 1392 01:01:41,572 --> 01:01:42,699 Yeah. I'll show you. 1393 01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:43,908 [door creaking] 1394 01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:48,579 -[eerie instrumental music plays] -[Margot groans] 1395 01:01:48,663 --> 01:01:51,749 What adult volunteers to sleep in a twin bed? 1396 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:54,627 I'm sure he'll tell us he's got a bed coming from France. 1397 01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,172 Who have I been sleeping with? 1398 01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:03,094 [music rises] 1399 01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:08,975 [Margot] Dude, fuck him. 1400 01:02:09,058 --> 01:02:12,437 He is a piece of shit. Let's go. Let's fuck up his bed and go. 1401 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,314 Oh no. We can't let you leave. 1402 01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:16,232 What? 1403 01:02:16,983 --> 01:02:18,651 She's kidding. We'll walk you out. 1404 01:02:20,528 --> 01:02:21,654 I was just kidding. 1405 01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,239 [Andrea sighing] 1406 01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:27,160 [somber melodic music plays] 1407 01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:34,459 [Andrea sobbing] 1408 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:39,130 Is it possible that he lied to protect his mom? 1409 01:02:39,213 --> 01:02:42,425 At this point, I don't even think his mom has cancer. 1410 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:47,138 [gasping] Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 1411 01:02:47,221 --> 01:02:50,057 He lied about his mom having cancer 1412 01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:52,268 just to get me to feel bad for him. 1413 01:02:52,351 --> 01:02:54,270 -Holy shit. -Hey. Hey, hey. 1414 01:02:54,353 --> 01:02:57,774 Let's look at the bright side. Maybe his mom does have cancer. 1415 01:02:57,857 --> 01:03:00,485 -[crying] What? -I guess that's being too optimistic. 1416 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:01,486 [gasping] 1417 01:03:01,569 --> 01:03:04,781 I knew it! I knew it! I didn't like him! 1418 01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:07,867 I didn't like him from the fucking start! There was something wrong with him! 1419 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:10,995 And you were up on me about not being salty, 1420 01:03:11,078 --> 01:03:14,540 and being fucking grateful for everything that comes my way, 1421 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:17,376 to appreciate everything that I have, and now look at me! 1422 01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:19,921 This is so fucking embarrassing! 1423 01:03:20,004 --> 01:03:22,298 I'm dating a serial fucking liar! 1424 01:03:22,381 --> 01:03:25,593 I was just trying to help you get out of your own way! 1425 01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:28,513 I-I didn't mean don't listen to your own instinct! 1426 01:03:28,596 --> 01:03:30,932 It doesn't mean don't listen to your friends warning you! 1427 01:03:31,015 --> 01:03:33,518 You had your head so far up your own ass 1428 01:03:33,601 --> 01:03:35,770 and his head so far up your ass! 1429 01:03:35,853 --> 01:03:37,772 I'm the only one looking out for you! 1430 01:03:37,855 --> 01:03:40,399 -That's bullshit! -Fine. You're on your own. 1431 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,193 Please don't walk away from me. 1432 01:03:42,276 --> 01:03:43,778 [crying] Margot, wait. 1433 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:47,031 Margot! Stop! 1434 01:03:47,114 --> 01:03:49,450 The world is only the way that you want to see it. 1435 01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:52,411 You compete with Serrena Halstead. She doesn't even sweat you. 1436 01:03:52,495 --> 01:03:55,456 And you were so blinded by Dennis because he fed your ego. 1437 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:58,167 And now you're turning on me, your one ally. 1438 01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,168 I'm sorry. 1439 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:01,796 I love that you're there for me and I want to be there for you. 1440 01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:03,339 You're my only best friend. 1441 01:04:03,422 --> 01:04:04,882 You're my only best friend. 1442 01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:06,133 [both crying] 1443 01:04:06,217 --> 01:04:09,053 -[Margot] And fuck him. -Yeah, and fuck Dennis. 1444 01:04:09,136 --> 01:04:11,430 -He should pay. -He should fucking pay. 1445 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:13,057 -He should fucking pay. -That's right. 1446 01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:14,267 How you gonna make him pay? 1447 01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:16,727 You gonna complain to me about him for the rest of your life? 1448 01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:19,188 No. I'm gonna take control of my life. 1449 01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:21,399 -What are you gonna do? -Take control of my life! 1450 01:04:21,482 --> 01:04:22,692 [man] Eat a dick, lady. 1451 01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:23,734 [car horn honking] 1452 01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:25,945 -I'm gonna do something. -You gotta get in there-- 1453 01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:30,408 I'm thinking! I'm going to post about him on Instagram and maybe Facebook. 1454 01:04:30,491 --> 01:04:31,701 You gotta confront him. 1455 01:04:31,784 --> 01:04:33,578 We need more. You gotta get in his face. 1456 01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:35,496 You gotta ask him why. Why! 1457 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:38,249 We should-- We should get him drunk. 1458 01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:41,002 Yes! We should get him drunk and make him confess. 1459 01:04:41,085 --> 01:04:43,004 Then make him fuck a goat and take pictures. 1460 01:04:43,087 --> 01:04:44,088 What? What? 1461 01:04:44,171 --> 01:04:46,090 You know, take pictures of him fucking a goat. 1462 01:04:46,173 --> 01:04:49,510 That's where you went? I said get him drunk and you're like fuck a goat? 1463 01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:51,554 -I don't know. -That's so weird. 1464 01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:52,471 [phone ringing] 1465 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:54,390 -Hello? -[Serrena] Hey, mama. 1466 01:04:54,473 --> 01:04:59,562 Your buddy, Margot, left her zombie survival bag or whatever in my car. 1467 01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:00,771 It smells like beef. 1468 01:05:01,355 --> 01:05:03,608 -I'm vegan and my-- -Don't open the front pouch! 1469 01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:05,526 -Why? -Just kidding. There's nothing in there. 1470 01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:08,195 -Cool. Can someone just come get it? -Yes. 1471 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:09,822 -Yes, I'll-- -So you're coming? 1472 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,532 -I will come get it. -Okay, coo-- 1473 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,994 Bring him to me. I got you, girl. 1474 01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:16,871 -You got this. -Oh my-- 1475 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,377 "Hey, babe, I have some good news." 1476 01:05:23,461 --> 01:05:26,297 "Let's celebrate and get drunk at Margot's bar." 1477 01:05:27,298 --> 01:05:28,299 "Love you." 1478 01:05:29,091 --> 01:05:30,384 Wet emoji. Wet emoji. 1479 01:05:32,970 --> 01:05:35,431 [grim electronic music plays] 1480 01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:38,434 [Margot] Motherfucker! 1481 01:05:38,517 --> 01:05:41,604 I could have been rich. Oh, this is personal now. 1482 01:05:41,687 --> 01:05:42,855 [Dennis] What's personal? 1483 01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,028 Nothing. Just celebrating. 1484 01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:50,112 Oh. 1485 01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:51,530 Wanna get drunk? 1486 01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:53,824 I just came from an investors' meeting. I had a steak, 1487 01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:55,326 so it's gonna be hard to get drunk. 1488 01:05:55,409 --> 01:05:56,577 I have Everclear. 1489 01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:59,205 Everclear? Are we at a tailgate party in Florida? 1490 01:05:59,288 --> 01:06:00,289 I don't know. Are you? 1491 01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:02,833 -What? -Are you Florida? 1492 01:06:03,417 --> 01:06:05,211 Am I Florida? I-- I don't get it. 1493 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:06,712 Well, you're gonna. 1494 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:07,838 Okay. 1495 01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:10,716 -Pour you a drink? -Please. I'm having what you're having. 1496 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,177 [bagpipes playing] 1497 01:06:13,260 --> 01:06:15,221 [Dennis] Breug? Wow. 1498 01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:18,516 [rock music plays] 1499 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:24,063 -It's beautiful. All right. Heavy pour. -Mm. 1500 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:30,486 ♪ If you listen close You might hear the sound… ♪ 1501 01:06:30,569 --> 01:06:31,445 [Dennis] So good. 1502 01:06:32,029 --> 01:06:32,947 -Top you off? -Mm. 1503 01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:36,742 Go for it. Built quite the iron stomach during my Yale years. 1504 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:39,161 -Okay. -[Dennis chuckling] A lot of drinking. 1505 01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:42,748 ♪ I thought you were a man of action… ♪ 1506 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:44,375 [music crescendos] 1507 01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:45,960 [retching] 1508 01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:50,673 [crickets chirping] 1509 01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:54,927 -Oh. I'm here for the meat bag. -I think I heard it ticking. 1510 01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:56,387 Oh my God. 1511 01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:57,304 Um… 1512 01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:00,599 I am not nice to you. 1513 01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:03,644 And I realize it's because I'm mad at myself. 1514 01:07:04,437 --> 01:07:05,688 You have everything that I want. 1515 01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:07,231 Every time I look at your billboards, 1516 01:07:07,314 --> 01:07:09,984 I'm reminded of the fact that there's a girl out there 1517 01:07:10,067 --> 01:07:12,153 who started just like me and is the same age-- 1518 01:07:12,236 --> 01:07:13,320 We're not the same age. 1519 01:07:13,404 --> 01:07:15,740 So I just wanted to say thank you for driving me earlier, 1520 01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,366 because you did not have to do that. 1521 01:07:18,492 --> 01:07:21,579 You're welcome. But while you were out becoming Andrea Singer, 1522 01:07:21,662 --> 01:07:22,997 nationally renowned comedian-- 1523 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,624 International. I played Canada once last year, so-- 1524 01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:27,793 When I look at you, I get a bit jealous. 1525 01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:31,172 You're a comic. You can say whatever you want to say. 1526 01:07:31,255 --> 01:07:32,131 I can't. 1527 01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:35,801 I'm just famous enough that people pay attention only when I fuck up. 1528 01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:38,012 -[laughs] -You get to make your own choices. 1529 01:07:38,095 --> 01:07:41,515 I have a whole team weighing in on what to audition for, 1530 01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:43,142 what workouts to do. Like-- 1531 01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:47,188 No offense. I did not want to do the Space Cadet show. 1532 01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:49,106 -Really? -At all. 1533 01:07:49,815 --> 01:07:51,776 I promise I'm not out to get you. 1534 01:07:53,986 --> 01:07:56,113 Sorry for how many times I flipped off your billboard. 1535 01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:57,615 -Wow. -I do it a lot. 1536 01:07:57,698 --> 01:07:59,992 You have a lot of billboards, and I see them a lot. 1537 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,535 -[laughs] -I'm so sorry. 1538 01:08:02,036 --> 01:08:03,996 -I'm flattered. -[chuckles] 1539 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,623 You have a lot of wins ahead. 1540 01:08:05,706 --> 01:08:09,043 Try not to lose yourself and what truth means to you. 1541 01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:11,045 I wish somebody had said that to me. 1542 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:13,506 I didn't just start, so-- 1543 01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:16,842 You know what? As I was saying it, it felt bad, and I'm sorry. 1544 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:17,760 Um, 1545 01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:21,055 I promise I won't be weird anymore. 1546 01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:28,020 Mm. You're one of the good ones, Andrea. 1547 01:08:29,313 --> 01:08:30,356 Thanks, mama. 1548 01:08:31,899 --> 01:08:32,942 I gotta go. 1549 01:08:33,025 --> 01:08:34,235 Nail his ass. 1550 01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:35,486 Will do. 1551 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,114 You're really pretty. I have to go now. 1552 01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:39,990 -It's hard to look at you. -I know. 1553 01:08:42,493 --> 01:08:45,371 [Andrea] Margot! Margot! 1554 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,164 Holy shit! 1555 01:08:47,248 --> 01:08:48,374 [muffled music plays] 1556 01:08:48,457 --> 01:08:50,209 [Andrea] I didn't mean get him this drunk. 1557 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:52,169 I made a pillow out of his jacket 1558 01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:54,588 and covered him with cardboard so no one would take him. 1559 01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:57,633 Take him? Who's gonna take him? 1560 01:08:57,716 --> 01:09:00,177 Well, I thought, now that he's here, y'all could work it out. 1561 01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:01,262 He's unconscious. 1562 01:09:01,345 --> 01:09:03,597 Rule number one of war: keep your enemies close. 1563 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:05,391 He's gonna wake up and run off. 1564 01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:08,018 I wish we could get him to sit still and tie him up 1565 01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:09,854 and make him confess or something 1566 01:09:09,937 --> 01:09:11,355 Oh, you mean kidnap him? 1567 01:09:12,022 --> 01:09:14,650 -No, I don't mean kidnap. -Because I heard kidnap. 1568 01:09:14,733 --> 01:09:16,986 Nope, I'm sorry. Was that your plan? 1569 01:09:17,069 --> 01:09:19,196 Less of a plan, more of a strategy. 1570 01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:23,159 [Andrea] Hi! Have a good night! We're closed! 1571 01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:24,827 [whispering] Help me get him up! 1572 01:09:24,910 --> 01:09:26,912 [suspenseful instrumental music plays] 1573 01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:29,248 -[Andrea grunting] Oh my God. -[Margot grunting] 1574 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:31,625 Why does he weigh so much? 1575 01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:33,335 Because lies are heavy. 1576 01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:34,503 [both gasping] 1577 01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:36,672 I am so rock hard for this mission. 1578 01:09:36,755 --> 01:09:38,465 I've always wanted to kidnap someone. 1579 01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:41,677 Not kidnap. We're not kidnapping. Definitely not kidnapping. 1580 01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:44,722 You know how some girls dream of their wedding day? 1581 01:09:45,222 --> 01:09:46,473 Shut up, Margot! 1582 01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:47,892 [Margo grunting] 1583 01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:50,144 I would've had the money to fix this door 1584 01:09:50,227 --> 01:09:53,772 if Wall Street here hadn't given me terrible financial advice. 1585 01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:56,066 You know that stock he told me not to buy? 1586 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,903 It actually went up 40 percent in the last two weeks. 1587 01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:00,821 -Oh, the door! -[women screaming] 1588 01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:04,033 Help me! He's stuck! Margot, he's stuck! 1589 01:10:04,116 --> 01:10:06,619 -[Margot groans] Oh, okay. -What's happening? 1590 01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:09,163 -The door. The-- Oh God. -[Andrea] What is that? 1591 01:10:09,246 --> 01:10:11,165 -[Andrea groaning] -[Margot gagging] 1592 01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:13,375 -[Andrea] What is that? -His body. 1593 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:14,960 Oh my God! What part? 1594 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:17,630 His body. I don't-- I'll put it back. 1595 01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:19,715 [Margot groaning] 1596 01:10:19,798 --> 01:10:21,508 Oh. Okay. Ahh! 1597 01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:23,010 -[Andrea] What? -Putting it back. 1598 01:10:23,093 --> 01:10:24,637 No, he'll get infected! 1599 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,680 -[Andrea] He's gonna get sick! -Ah! Ahh! 1600 01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:29,600 -Oh my God, help me. He's so heavy. -[Margot] Okay, okay. 1601 01:10:29,683 --> 01:10:30,726 [women grunting] 1602 01:10:30,809 --> 01:10:33,646 I once watched a buddy pull a ballistic knife out of his butthole 1603 01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:36,232 during a camping trip. This is worse. 1604 01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:38,317 -All right, put him down. -Okay. 1605 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,652 [Margot] Good, good. 1606 01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:42,279 Oh my God. We've gotta stop the bleeding. [gasping] 1607 01:10:43,572 --> 01:10:45,324 We've gotta cauterize the wound. 1608 01:10:45,407 --> 01:10:48,661 Oh, fuck yeah. That's what I'm talking about. 1609 01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:52,498 -Where did you learn how to do that? -That Special Med pilot I did. 1610 01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:54,124 I played a nurse. My line was, 1611 01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:56,669 "We have to cauterize the wound before he bleeds out." 1612 01:10:56,752 --> 01:10:59,088 The director was like, "Can you make it funny?" 1613 01:10:59,171 --> 01:11:00,923 I'm like, "No, it's not a funny line." 1614 01:11:01,006 --> 01:11:02,716 Hold up his arm. I'll show you. 1615 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,802 We have to cauterize the wound before it bleeds out. 1616 01:11:04,885 --> 01:11:06,053 See? Not funny at all. 1617 01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:08,973 -[grunting] -Ooh! Fire in the hole! 1618 01:11:09,056 --> 01:11:12,351 [both screaming] 1619 01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:15,646 -How is he not waking up? -I don't know! Maybe he's in shock! 1620 01:11:15,729 --> 01:11:18,691 Oh my God, I learned so much by playing a TV nurse. 1621 01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:21,485 Check his pulse. Make sure he's breathing or something. 1622 01:11:21,568 --> 01:11:22,611 [gasping] 1623 01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:25,281 JCPenney, I fucking knew it. 1624 01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:27,533 That's the evidence needed to prove he's a piece of shit? 1625 01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:30,286 -Lord! No. -We gotta keep him upright. 1626 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:33,455 We gotta tie him to the chair. Use his jacket. Like that. 1627 01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:35,416 -Keep his head elevated. -Right. 1628 01:11:35,499 --> 01:11:37,084 He should be disoriented. 1629 01:11:37,167 --> 01:11:39,336 It's better if he doesn't know where he is. 1630 01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:41,630 I still think that we should film it. 1631 01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:44,675 So that you have his confession in case he tries to mess with you. 1632 01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:46,969 If people watch it, they'll see that he's tied up. 1633 01:11:47,052 --> 01:11:49,596 So? We'll shoot him from the shoulders up. 1634 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,807 Come on, Hollywood. Help me with this tarp. 1635 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:53,475 Fuck. 1636 01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:54,852 [suspenseful music plays] 1637 01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:58,939 Margot, you can't use a black tarp. It'll look like an ISIS hostage video. 1638 01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:00,607 He terrorized you, didn't he? 1639 01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:01,900 Whoa, zinger. 1640 01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:05,029 Okay, we put the camera over here. 1641 01:12:05,112 --> 01:12:06,488 [Andrea gasping] 1642 01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:09,241 -[sadly] No, Margot, you can't. -I can't what? 1643 01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:10,784 You can't-- 1644 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,288 You can't put the camera below his eye line. 1645 01:12:14,371 --> 01:12:15,748 -He'll look hideous. -So? 1646 01:12:15,831 --> 01:12:19,752 I don't want people thinking I dated some guy with a bullfrog chin. 1647 01:12:19,835 --> 01:12:22,963 You gotta put the camera here and come in over the eye line 1648 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:26,133 and use a key light. See? 1649 01:12:26,216 --> 01:12:28,969 -That is so much better. -It is, look at the thing. 1650 01:12:29,053 --> 01:12:30,971 -He looks pretty good. -Yeah, for a liar. 1651 01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:33,557 -You should do more directing. -I know, right? I think-- 1652 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:34,850 What am I talking about? 1653 01:12:35,392 --> 01:12:39,021 I don't want to do this. I don't want to film him. I don't want this. I-- 1654 01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:46,195 -What do we do now? -We wait. 1655 01:12:49,114 --> 01:12:52,618 [suspenseful synth music plays] 1656 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:30,572 Okay. Well, I'm gonna go pee. Are you okay down here alone? 1657 01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:33,742 Down here with the body? Yeah. 1658 01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:34,993 I'll be right back. 1659 01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:40,082 [Margot grunting] 1660 01:13:40,165 --> 01:13:41,166 [door banging] 1661 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:44,378 [grim instrumental music rises] 1662 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:51,176 [music crescendos] 1663 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,594 [Dennis gasping] 1664 01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:53,846 That woke you up? 1665 01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:57,224 What's happening? Where am I? 1666 01:13:57,307 --> 01:13:58,600 What's--? 1667 01:13:58,684 --> 01:13:59,893 What's going on? 1668 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,019 -Dennis-- -What? 1669 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:04,606 -I have to ask you some questions. -Oh my God, did you steal my kidney? 1670 01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:06,733 -[gasping] Why did you--? -Shut up. 1671 01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:09,653 Nobody wants your gross, bloated kidney, you fucking alcoholic. 1672 01:14:09,736 --> 01:14:11,321 You fell. 1673 01:14:11,405 --> 01:14:12,865 [sighing] I did? 1674 01:14:13,782 --> 01:14:17,077 No. Goddamn it, you are a liar, and everybody knows it. 1675 01:14:17,161 --> 01:14:18,704 -What? -You got drunk, you passed out. 1676 01:14:18,787 --> 01:14:21,248 Margot and I accidentally smashed your flank in the door, 1677 01:14:21,331 --> 01:14:22,541 then you somehow caught fire. 1678 01:14:22,624 --> 01:14:24,418 -[gasps] Am I gonna die? -Probably. 1679 01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:28,255 Yeah, you will probably lie to the wrong person one day 1680 01:14:28,338 --> 01:14:30,090 and they will actually kill you. 1681 01:14:30,632 --> 01:14:33,302 -[Dennis sobs, gasps] -But today is not that day. 1682 01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:35,846 And fortunately for you, I just want answers. 1683 01:14:35,929 --> 01:14:37,973 Okay. Okay, okay. 1684 01:14:38,056 --> 01:14:38,932 [groaning] 1685 01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:42,227 Why did you do this? Why did you lie? 1686 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,396 Lie about what? 1687 01:14:47,774 --> 01:14:50,777 -Why? What did I do to deserve this? -[whimpering] 1688 01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:52,529 What? I didn't do anything. 1689 01:14:52,613 --> 01:14:55,240 -Fucking everything! -[groaning] My shin! 1690 01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:56,325 Ow! 1691 01:14:56,408 --> 01:15:00,412 I cared about you so much, and you talked about getting married. 1692 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:02,122 What-- What was the end game? 1693 01:15:02,206 --> 01:15:04,541 -What was that? -Okay. Okay, stop. Stop! 1694 01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:06,877 -What was that gonna be? -Okay, stop. Please stop. 1695 01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:10,047 I love you. That is not a lie. 1696 01:15:10,756 --> 01:15:12,549 -[panting] -And I-- 1697 01:15:12,633 --> 01:15:14,843 Yes, I have lied to you. 1698 01:15:16,803 --> 01:15:18,680 Basically since the day I met you. 1699 01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:21,683 -[melodic music plays] -I am eating everything on this flight. 1700 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:25,687 I'm gonna chug a gallon of Cranapple and chase it with a pound of cookies. 1701 01:15:26,271 --> 01:15:30,067 [Andrea] Wanna know the worst part? I was at TSA for 45 minutes 1702 01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:33,403 because the woman in front of me lost her boarding pass. 1703 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:36,365 [Andrea speaking indistinctly] 1704 01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:44,748 Hey. You dropped this. 1705 01:15:45,874 --> 01:15:48,460 -Oh, that is humbling. -[Dennis chuckling] 1706 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:49,628 [sniffling] 1707 01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:53,173 Flight 1212 to Los Angeles now boarding. 1708 01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:54,925 -Flight 1212 now boarding. -Hi. 1709 01:15:55,008 --> 01:15:57,970 -Yeah. -My girlfriend Andrea Singer is in 2A. 1710 01:15:58,053 --> 01:16:01,682 Um, I'd like to join her in first. I'm on the upgrade list. Dennis Kelly. 1711 01:16:01,765 --> 01:16:06,979 Mm. Unfortunately, you are 23rd on the list, and it goes by status, so-- 1712 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:11,858 -It costs 1360 to upgrade. -Okay, absolutely. 1713 01:16:12,859 --> 01:16:17,197 -You have to do that in the app. -Okay. The app, jeez. Okay. 1714 01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:19,992 -[Andrea] And how did you know who I was? -[Dennis] I didn't. 1715 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:21,410 I looked you up. 1716 01:16:21,493 --> 01:16:24,037 Wait, you're a comedian, right? Andrea Singer. 1717 01:16:24,121 --> 01:16:25,080 No autographs. 1718 01:16:25,163 --> 01:16:29,334 That day, you took a call from your girlfriend. Who was that? 1719 01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:32,170 -Oh, excuse me. -Yeah. Sure thing. 1720 01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:34,923 -Hello? -[female voice] It's Cassandra. 1721 01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:37,092 Mr. Barnes wants to know where the quarterly report is. 1722 01:16:37,175 --> 01:16:38,135 Did you email it? 1723 01:16:38,218 --> 01:16:39,136 Uh-huh. 1724 01:16:39,219 --> 01:16:41,513 Can you re-send it? He's annoyed. 1725 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:42,472 Absolutely. 1726 01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:44,474 I'll print it out, but-- 1727 01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:45,892 That sounds fantastic. 1728 01:16:45,976 --> 01:16:47,603 I shouldn't be doing your job. 1729 01:16:47,686 --> 01:16:49,313 I hope to see you soon. 1730 01:16:49,396 --> 01:16:51,523 I won't be here. I have plans with my boyfriend. 1731 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:52,816 Talk to you later. 1732 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:55,235 Bye. Love you. 1733 01:16:57,696 --> 01:16:59,239 She's just a girl from my office. 1734 01:16:59,865 --> 01:17:00,699 I know. 1735 01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:03,243 I just thought you were so beautiful, 1736 01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:05,829 and in a million years, I didn't think you'd talk to me. 1737 01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:07,039 But then you did. 1738 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:08,999 You were so down to earth and so nice. 1739 01:17:09,082 --> 01:17:12,002 I didn't think you'd like me, so I started lying. You just-- 1740 01:17:12,085 --> 01:17:14,630 You seem like the type of girl that wouldn't like a guy-- 1741 01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:18,467 That wouldn't like a guy-- what, who was nice to her? 1742 01:17:19,009 --> 01:17:21,803 Who was kind? Who was smart? Why? 1743 01:17:22,387 --> 01:17:27,225 Why, because I'm blond and not ugly, so I deserve to be judged like this? 1744 01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:30,646 Because I'm shallow, I'd go out with guys who went to good schools, have money? 1745 01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:33,273 Or someone bigger and better looking with no substance. 1746 01:17:34,983 --> 01:17:36,443 You have no substance. 1747 01:17:37,277 --> 01:17:38,654 What is wrong with you? 1748 01:17:40,572 --> 01:17:41,406 Everything. 1749 01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:45,869 But when I'm Dennis from Yale, people respect me. 1750 01:17:46,453 --> 01:17:50,457 When I'm a hedge fund manager with money, people are nice to me. 1751 01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:51,416 [gasping] 1752 01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:54,002 I don't care. 1753 01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:56,463 You're nothing. 1754 01:17:57,255 --> 01:17:59,800 You're just a guy from somewhere, and 1755 01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:04,012 I'm embarrassed how much time I spent on you. 1756 01:18:04,096 --> 01:18:06,223 -[door creaking] -[Margot] We got a live one! 1757 01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:12,688 You could have untied yourself whenever you wanted. 1758 01:18:13,271 --> 01:18:15,107 [Margot] You're just gonna let him get away? 1759 01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:17,317 I just want him out of our lives. 1760 01:18:17,401 --> 01:18:19,277 I don't want revenge. I don't want any of this. 1761 01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:20,946 I just want it to be over. 1762 01:18:21,029 --> 01:18:22,030 [groaning] 1763 01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:29,871 Goodbye, Andrea. 1764 01:18:31,164 --> 01:18:31,998 And… 1765 01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:35,419 [somber melodic music plays] 1766 01:18:35,502 --> 01:18:37,462 …hopefully next time we see each other, 1767 01:18:38,004 --> 01:18:40,507 it'll be under more favorable circumstances. 1768 01:18:44,469 --> 01:18:45,595 [Dennis grunting] 1769 01:18:51,935 --> 01:18:52,811 You okay? 1770 01:18:55,522 --> 01:18:56,481 [inhaling] 1771 01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,066 I feel unraveled. 1772 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:00,694 [sighs] 1773 01:19:01,278 --> 01:19:02,904 [Andrea] I felt stupid. 1774 01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:05,532 I ignored my instincts and my best friend 1775 01:19:05,615 --> 01:19:09,911 for the chance at a life with a guy I thought I should be with. 1776 01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:12,998 I was willing to ignore so much to be happy, 1777 01:19:13,081 --> 01:19:15,959 and it all hinged on a man who, deep down, 1778 01:19:16,042 --> 01:19:19,296 was just proving to himself that he could get me, or… 1779 01:19:19,379 --> 01:19:21,298 [grunts with disgust] …someone like me. 1780 01:19:21,882 --> 01:19:23,550 -[sighs] It hurt like hell… -[knocking] 1781 01:19:23,633 --> 01:19:26,386 …but I was gonna move forward with my head held high. 1782 01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:29,514 -Are you Andrea Singer? -Yes. 1783 01:19:30,098 --> 01:19:33,351 You've been charged with assault and kidnapping. You have to come with us. 1784 01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:35,812 [Andrea] And that's how the motherfucker played it. 1785 01:19:35,896 --> 01:19:37,481 -[banging] -[grim music crescendos] 1786 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,026 [Dennis] I ran for my life. 1787 01:19:41,568 --> 01:19:44,696 This woman I loved, I didn't think she was capable of this, 1788 01:19:45,405 --> 01:19:46,990 let alone torturing me. 1789 01:19:47,073 --> 01:19:49,075 The scars of being treated like this… 1790 01:19:49,910 --> 01:19:50,827 [Margot grunting] 1791 01:19:50,911 --> 01:19:52,496 …they're gonna last a lifetime. 1792 01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:57,167 Mr. Kelly, how did you see your relationship with Miss Singer? 1793 01:19:57,250 --> 01:19:58,335 [sighing] 1794 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,171 [dramatic instrumental music plays] 1795 01:20:01,254 --> 01:20:04,633 I was worried for Andrea. She was desperate, you know. 1796 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:07,511 Her stand-up career was stagnant. 1797 01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:10,430 -Her acting career was tenuous at best. -[gasping] 1798 01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:12,933 Her goal in life was to have a billboard on Sunset. 1799 01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:14,267 It wasn't the main goal. 1800 01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:16,520 She was obsessed with other people being better than her, 1801 01:20:16,603 --> 01:20:19,648 and she saw me as a way out. It's a lot of pressure on me. 1802 01:20:19,731 --> 01:20:21,149 She's a failed actress, 1803 01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:23,527 and when she got that TV show, 1804 01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:26,321 I was so happy for her. 1805 01:20:26,404 --> 01:20:28,865 It's like finally she could focus on something else. 1806 01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:32,160 You know? I just wanted to be supportive. 1807 01:20:34,204 --> 01:20:37,290 Mr. Kelly, is it true you lied to my client 1808 01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:38,917 about having attended Yale? 1809 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:45,215 [sighing] 1810 01:20:45,757 --> 01:20:46,883 I am guilty of that. 1811 01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:48,426 [Dennis] Yes. 1812 01:20:49,469 --> 01:20:50,303 I'll admit it. 1813 01:20:51,054 --> 01:20:52,472 I have self-esteem issues. 1814 01:20:52,556 --> 01:20:53,557 [chuckles] 1815 01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:57,894 I thought, you know, maybe she would talk to me if I seemed worth it. 1816 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:02,357 There's no law against that, right? Lying to a pretty girl over a drink? 1817 01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:03,525 Objection, Your Honor. 1818 01:21:03,608 --> 01:21:06,987 This is a trial about my client being kidnapped and tortured. 1819 01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:09,072 What does it matter where he says he went to school? 1820 01:21:09,155 --> 01:21:12,576 He could say he was the king of England and no one would have the right to-- 1821 01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:13,952 Sustained. 1822 01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:18,081 I have to say, counsel, you're gonna need more than a few fibs to make this case. 1823 01:21:18,164 --> 01:21:19,040 [sighing] 1824 01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:21,918 [somber melodic music plays] 1825 01:21:26,798 --> 01:21:28,425 [water running] 1826 01:21:29,509 --> 01:21:30,468 [faucet squeaking] 1827 01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:34,180 How did I get here? 1828 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:38,351 ♪ Bull dog, bull dog, bow wow wow ♪ 1829 01:21:38,435 --> 01:21:40,812 ♪ Eli Yale ♪ 1830 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,105 [toilet flushing] 1831 01:21:53,366 --> 01:21:54,326 I'm sorry. 1832 01:21:57,245 --> 01:21:58,246 [quavers] I'm sorry. 1833 01:21:59,623 --> 01:22:00,999 [Dennis muffled] I'm sorry. 1834 01:22:04,336 --> 01:22:05,712 [quavering] I'm sorry. 1835 01:22:08,506 --> 01:22:09,424 I'm sorry. 1836 01:22:10,717 --> 01:22:12,052 [grunting] 1837 01:22:13,011 --> 01:22:13,845 Dennis. 1838 01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:17,349 [Andrea muffled] Dennis, it's me. 1839 01:22:19,392 --> 01:22:20,310 [Dennis] Andrea? 1840 01:22:24,397 --> 01:22:25,398 [grunting] 1841 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,403 You're so upset that I was the guy you liked, 1842 01:22:30,487 --> 01:22:32,405 but wasn't the guy you wanted. 1843 01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:35,033 Then I was the guy you wanted and I became the guy you didn't like. 1844 01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:37,577 What are you, The Riddler? Who are you? 1845 01:22:37,661 --> 01:22:39,913 Who is anyone anymore? 1846 01:22:39,996 --> 01:22:43,375 Are they their Instagram page? Who their parents want them to be? 1847 01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:45,251 Are they a bunch of projections? 1848 01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:47,087 Are they their dyed hair and their fake tans? 1849 01:22:47,170 --> 01:22:49,589 You are used to getting whatever you want. 1850 01:22:49,673 --> 01:22:52,342 -What are you talking about? -[Dennis] Shut up! 1851 01:22:52,425 --> 01:22:53,969 You're like every other girl in this town 1852 01:22:54,052 --> 01:22:56,429 who thinks she's owed something because you showed up. 1853 01:22:57,263 --> 01:23:00,809 Women have it so easy. Guys like me deserve better. 1854 01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:03,687 That's a convenient way to think, you fucking psycho. 1855 01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:06,982 You have the audacity to judge me? 1856 01:23:07,565 --> 01:23:08,441 We are the same. 1857 01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:11,820 Well, not totally the same. 1858 01:23:11,903 --> 01:23:13,196 I'm a better actor, 1859 01:23:13,279 --> 01:23:16,783 which is why I'll be okay and you'll be in jail. 1860 01:23:16,866 --> 01:23:19,494 [grim synth music plays] 1861 01:23:20,495 --> 01:23:21,746 [whispering] Dennis. 1862 01:23:24,582 --> 01:23:25,709 [grunting] 1863 01:23:30,547 --> 01:23:31,464 [sighing] 1864 01:23:32,173 --> 01:23:33,383 [quavering] I'm sorry. 1865 01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:40,724 [inhaling] 1866 01:23:42,475 --> 01:23:44,060 Ms. Singer, please take the stand. 1867 01:23:58,825 --> 01:24:01,119 Torture, by legal definition, 1868 01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:05,582 is the act of deliberately inflicting physical or psychological pain 1869 01:24:05,665 --> 01:24:07,792 in order to fulfill some desire. 1870 01:24:08,376 --> 01:24:10,545 Admit it. You took him inside, 1871 01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:14,591 drunk and unaware, with the intention of deliberately inflicting pain. 1872 01:24:14,674 --> 01:24:17,260 We saw the images of his body. They were horrific. 1873 01:24:17,343 --> 01:24:18,720 Well, try being under him. 1874 01:24:18,803 --> 01:24:21,139 [jury laughing] 1875 01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:22,891 Your Honor, please instruct the witness 1876 01:24:22,974 --> 01:24:24,976 to confine her answers to the questions asked? 1877 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:28,354 Ms. Singer, this is a courtroom, not The Giggle Hut. 1878 01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:30,815 -Answer the question. -Apologies, Your Honor. 1879 01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:33,318 Did I deliberately try to inflict pain? 1880 01:24:33,401 --> 01:24:36,404 No, I did not deliberately try to hurt him. 1881 01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:37,697 What were you trying to do? 1882 01:24:37,781 --> 01:24:40,658 I don't know, but I didn't want to hurt him. 1883 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:42,285 None of this was intentional. 1884 01:24:42,368 --> 01:24:44,746 If you want to talk about intentionally hurting someone, 1885 01:24:44,829 --> 01:24:46,664 maybe Dennis is the one who should be on trial. 1886 01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:48,750 [male lawyer] And yet you are. 1887 01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:52,045 Would you have dated my client if your life was going better? 1888 01:24:52,128 --> 01:24:53,254 Objection. 1889 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:59,260 This narrative that my life was in shambles and that I'm insane 1890 01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:01,471 is so Dennis won't look more pathetic. 1891 01:25:02,013 --> 01:25:04,224 And isn't that what scorned men do 1892 01:25:04,307 --> 01:25:06,893 when they don't get what they want from a woman? 1893 01:25:06,976 --> 01:25:08,228 They label her crazy. 1894 01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:12,941 Would I have dated him? I don't know. I don't know who he is. 1895 01:25:13,024 --> 01:25:14,400 But you did date him. 1896 01:25:14,484 --> 01:25:16,361 I did. I did. 1897 01:25:16,444 --> 01:25:21,074 And what's crazy is that all the things I liked about Dennis 1898 01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:22,659 were the things he didn't lie about. 1899 01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:25,245 I liked that he was smart, 1900 01:25:25,328 --> 01:25:28,039 and I liked the way he was nice to me, 1901 01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:31,251 and he was nice to my friends. I think any human can identify with that. 1902 01:25:31,334 --> 01:25:33,378 Ms. Singer, this isn't your stage. 1903 01:25:33,461 --> 01:25:35,839 Please keep the monologues under an hour. 1904 01:25:35,922 --> 01:25:37,549 Okay, I'm sorry. 1905 01:25:37,632 --> 01:25:38,466 Um… 1906 01:25:39,884 --> 01:25:41,427 -Just one more monologue? -Your Honor? 1907 01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:47,517 You may continue your answer, Ms. Singer. 1908 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:49,561 I'm so sorry, but it'll be good. 1909 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,482 Dennis and I are similar 1910 01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:59,028 in that we were both really frustrated with where we were in life, 1911 01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:03,366 and we both felt that we should have had more given where we were. 1912 01:26:03,449 --> 01:26:04,534 [somber music plays] 1913 01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:07,162 But Dennis woke up every morning, 1914 01:26:07,245 --> 01:26:09,998 and rather than work at anything 1915 01:26:10,081 --> 01:26:12,292 or try to be something or be better, 1916 01:26:12,792 --> 01:26:14,085 he just lied. 1917 01:26:14,878 --> 01:26:18,339 He's clearly capable of bad things, of lying without remorse. 1918 01:26:18,423 --> 01:26:20,466 Look at his arm. Why is it in a sling? 1919 01:26:20,550 --> 01:26:22,635 Doesn't anybody check things like that? 1920 01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:25,138 I may be a work in progress, 1921 01:26:25,221 --> 01:26:28,516 and I get frustrated with my job, 1922 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:29,893 and I get angry at people, 1923 01:26:29,976 --> 01:26:32,979 and I date the wrong kinds of guys, 1924 01:26:33,062 --> 01:26:35,273 but at the end of the day, I own it. 1925 01:26:35,356 --> 01:26:36,608 [music builds] 1926 01:26:36,691 --> 01:26:39,986 I'm honest about who I am, and I'm not ashamed of who I am. 1927 01:26:40,069 --> 01:26:41,029 [sighing] 1928 01:26:41,112 --> 01:26:42,155 And you can label me 1929 01:26:42,238 --> 01:26:45,617 whatever makes vilifying me more convenient for you. 1930 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:49,412 But let's not forget to label Dennis exactly what he is: 1931 01:26:49,495 --> 01:26:54,250 a lying, unqualified-for-life coward. 1932 01:27:00,298 --> 01:27:03,384 -[male lawyer] No further questions. -[judge] We'll take a five-minute recess. 1933 01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:04,677 [gavel banging] 1934 01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:08,723 -Andrea. -Hey. 1935 01:27:08,806 --> 01:27:10,308 Hi. How are you holding up? 1936 01:27:10,391 --> 01:27:12,810 I just can't believe it's dragged out this long. 1937 01:27:12,894 --> 01:27:15,104 [sighing] I know. Piece of shit. 1938 01:27:16,981 --> 01:27:20,860 Oh, you were so good on Space Cadet, by the way. 1939 01:27:20,944 --> 01:27:24,072 -I'm so sorry it only went for one season. -Thank you. 1940 01:27:24,155 --> 01:27:26,783 And I'm so sorry they killed you in that star fire 1941 01:27:26,866 --> 01:27:29,577 and your whole face melted off and you looked so scary. 1942 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:33,039 Uh-huh. Okay, well, thank you for being here. 1943 01:27:33,122 --> 01:27:34,749 [Serrena] Oh my God, of course. 1944 01:27:35,959 --> 01:27:37,126 -I'll see you in there. -Okay. 1945 01:27:37,210 --> 01:27:38,044 Go, Andrea. 1946 01:27:41,381 --> 01:27:45,885 [dramatic synth music rises] 1947 01:27:46,803 --> 01:27:50,265 [judge] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict? 1948 01:27:50,348 --> 01:27:51,683 [foreman] We have, Your Honor. 1949 01:27:55,812 --> 01:27:59,899 [judge] Mr. Foreman, what say you in the matter of Kelly v. Singer? 1950 01:28:02,068 --> 01:28:04,570 [music crescendos] 1951 01:28:04,654 --> 01:28:05,613 [music stops] 1952 01:28:06,614 --> 01:28:10,368 Insecurities are a very personal thing. This epidemic of a specific-- 1953 01:28:10,451 --> 01:28:12,328 -Not all. Relax, sir. -[laughter] 1954 01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:13,371 --kind of guy 1955 01:28:14,038 --> 01:28:15,331 who's deeply insecure, 1956 01:28:15,415 --> 01:28:17,750 and rather than go out and be better, 1957 01:28:17,834 --> 01:28:20,878 you're just forever making whatever woman you set your sights on 1958 01:28:20,962 --> 01:28:22,714 pay for your insecurity. 1959 01:28:22,797 --> 01:28:25,550 So it's not your problem, but it soon will become your problem, 1960 01:28:25,633 --> 01:28:28,052 the fact that he couldn't get any girl to look at his penis 1961 01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:31,889 until the age of like 36, because his birthday was last week. 1962 01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:33,725 And now it's on you. 1963 01:28:33,808 --> 01:28:36,978 [synth music plays] 1964 01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:41,190 I think it's bullshit that we got a restraining order. 1965 01:28:41,274 --> 01:28:43,985 No way. Like I ever want to see him again. 1966 01:28:44,068 --> 01:28:46,571 It's the easiest set of rules I've ever had to follow. 1967 01:28:46,654 --> 01:28:49,198 A thousand feet. It's still shooting distance. 1968 01:28:49,282 --> 01:28:50,158 Stop. 1969 01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:53,703 Still pretty crazy that the judge actually went to Yale. 1970 01:28:53,786 --> 01:28:56,998 I felt like she was on our side, like it was personal for her. 1971 01:28:57,582 --> 01:28:58,958 Did you ever see him again? 1972 01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:02,211 No. He moved out a few days after, and even left all his stuff. 1973 01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:03,338 Vanished. 1974 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:05,381 [Margot] Still, it's a big day. 1975 01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:08,009 I'm very proud of you. 1976 01:29:09,218 --> 01:29:10,053 Thank you. 1977 01:29:11,804 --> 01:29:14,557 I never asked you, what'd you do with that hideous ring? 1978 01:29:15,933 --> 01:29:19,103 I had it appraised, I sold it, and I used the money to buy this. 1979 01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:23,524 [upbeat electronic music plays] 1980 01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:32,367 Fuck you. 1981 01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:33,993 [laughing] 1982 01:29:37,497 --> 01:29:39,040 [Andrea] And in the end, 1983 01:29:39,123 --> 01:29:42,168 I got my "fuck you" billboard after all, so-- 1984 01:29:42,251 --> 01:29:45,630 Thank you so much for coming out. That's my story. That's my time. 1985 01:29:45,713 --> 01:29:47,423 [crowd cheering] 1986 01:29:47,507 --> 01:29:49,467 ♪ But now we're through ♪ 1987 01:29:49,550 --> 01:29:55,681 ♪ I know there's no going back From it, baby ♪ 1988 01:29:56,307 --> 01:30:01,479 ♪ You know where I wanna be ♪ 1989 01:30:01,562 --> 01:30:06,150 ♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪ 1990 01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:12,240 ♪ Maybe you know how it feels ♪ 1991 01:30:12,323 --> 01:30:16,911 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 1992 01:30:16,994 --> 01:30:19,247 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 1993 01:30:20,164 --> 01:30:22,625 ♪ Yeah, baby, oh ♪ 1994 01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:27,213 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 1995 01:30:27,296 --> 01:30:29,549 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 1996 01:30:31,426 --> 01:30:37,181 ♪ I spend all my days thinking of things ♪ 1997 01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:38,808 ♪ To say ♪ 1998 01:30:38,891 --> 01:30:41,727 ♪ To keep you safe  1999 01:30:41,811 --> 01:30:45,565 ♪ You playing your games ♪ 2000 01:30:45,648 --> 01:30:49,193 ♪ It's written on my face ♪ 2001 01:30:49,277 --> 01:30:53,030 ♪ I'm feeling strange ♪ 2002 01:30:53,990 --> 01:31:00,371 ♪ I know there's no going back From it, baby ♪ 2003 01:31:00,872 --> 01:31:06,002 ♪ You know where I wanna be ♪ 2004 01:31:06,085 --> 01:31:10,756 ♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪ 2005 01:31:11,424 --> 01:31:16,721 ♪ Maybe you know how it feels ♪ 2006 01:31:16,804 --> 01:31:21,392 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 2007 01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:24,020 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 2008 01:31:24,645 --> 01:31:27,148 ♪ Yeah, baby, oh ♪ 2009 01:31:27,231 --> 01:31:31,736 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 2010 01:31:31,819 --> 01:31:34,113 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 2011 01:32:02,767 --> 01:32:07,438 ♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪ 2012 01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:12,985 ♪ You know where I wanna be ♪ 2013 01:32:13,069 --> 01:32:17,865 ♪ There's no going back from it, baby ♪ 2014 01:32:18,449 --> 01:32:23,746 ♪ Maybe you know how it feels ♪ 2015 01:32:23,829 --> 01:32:28,501 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 2016 01:32:28,584 --> 01:32:30,878 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 2017 01:32:31,837 --> 01:32:34,340 ♪ Yeah, baby, oh ♪ 2018 01:32:34,423 --> 01:32:38,844 ♪ La la la, la la la, la la la La la la la la la ♪ 2019 01:32:38,928 --> 01:32:41,472 ♪ La la la la la ♪