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最近好不好？

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還可以啊

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妳會來參加我的告別式嗎？

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什麼告別式？

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死掉的告別式啊

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什麼告別式

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是怎麼死的？

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我要問一下我老公耶

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南之仰先生他離開人間了

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妳要不要去參…

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沒關係啦

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要不然…

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我去嘛

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為什麼？

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你都死啦

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那麼可憐

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繼續思念的人才可憐

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所以不要為我掉太多眼淚

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好喔

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晚安

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你不跟我要地址

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怎麼發訃文給我啊？

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我還沒要死

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可以帶我男朋友嗎？

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靠

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妳要不要謝謝我？

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謝什麼？

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要不是我跟妳分手

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妳現在會過得這麼幸福啊？

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喂？

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喂？勤勤姐

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昨天那個快遞他又來了耶

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我不是說我不收

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查無寄件地址

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我們還打給那個寄件人

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“南之仰先生”

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可是他好像生病了

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感覺快死了

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我有錄音

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那是個遺物

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人死了以後留下來的東西

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妳懂它的重要性了吧？

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辛苦了

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謝謝

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我知道她很難搞

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好人一定會有好報的

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所以郭小姐

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好人不好做

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其實我也沒有想做什麼多好的人

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但是你們這樣感情用事，退來退去

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我這樣真的很無辜耶

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也太不公平了吧？

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我們只是想把事情做好而已

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-有那麼難…
-到底是什麼東西？

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她好兇喔

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可以跟妳要一下賴嗎？

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你對愛情失望了嗎？

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如果有一種愛情

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它將永恆不變

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它會時時刻刻地陪伴你

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傾聽你

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（我：今天是我發表耶！
好緊張喔！）

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你願意再試一次嗎？

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只要透過簡單的心理測驗

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你就可以找到我

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跟寂寞說再見吧

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《專屬情人》

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線上遊戲

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即將問世

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這就是客戶
想要和我們揉眼睛合作的部分

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一千兩百個撫慰人心的愛情金句

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以及藉由我們的讀者分析

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-來設計出遊戲入口
-…當然可以啦

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-最重要的一套心理測驗
-好，謝謝

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討論得怎麼樣啦？

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-時間趕成這樣會出人命喔
-時間是有點緊迫

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那我也爭取啦

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但是沒有辦法

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但是我不擔心

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因為我們揉眼睛的後勤部門那麼強

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對不對？

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總經理，大家那麼辛苦

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是不是年終應該要幫大家加碼一下？

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我可以啊，就看大家想不想拚一下

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都聽到了

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所以大家加油…

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怎麼樣，小鄭？

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反正就先測試嘛

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然後大概兩到五天

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-其實主要還是要看數據組…
-就兩天…

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你可以的啦

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編輯部

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看企劃部需要我們提供什麼資料

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我們就全力配合

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珍妮…

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快崩潰的數據組

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意思就是爬出點擊率

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及分享率較高的心理測驗

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關鍵字篩選出跟愛情有關的題庫

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計算出準確率

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過濾出最後題目

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然後推出120種邏輯

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交給工程部架測試系統

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訪談、驗證分析、修正

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再次驗證分析

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-看來
-以上…

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我們年終就要靠我們的數據組了

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不可能

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數據組年終有很多要結案的

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-其實沒有那麼複雜啊
-總經理

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就是一個心理遊戲

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心理測驗其實就是假的，大家都知道

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妳就是做得夠炫、夠有趣就完美啦

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-不是要打造專屬感嗎？
-所以啊

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重點就是感覺

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就…妳只要讓玩家有那種…

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那就是騙客戶、騙玩家

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我是覺得喔

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業務部如果可以再鬆…

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所以妳每天都過得很誠實？

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妳真的很幸福耶

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為了扛公司業績

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我每天說的謊

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都夠下十九層地獄了

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好啦，那給我一天吧

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-我們這邊沒有問題
-來不及耶

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“想著想著就錯過了

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做著做著就成功了”

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是我的羅伊德告訴我的

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小姐啊，可不可以不要一天到晚

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只會悶頭蠻幹？

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妳以為臭著一張臉全世界就會怕妳？

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妳看看人家

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一句“做著做著就成功了”

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就什麼都搞定了

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今天買一送一

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勤勤姐，是熱美式去糖去奶…

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關鍵字都洗出來了嗎？

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甜蜜、戀愛、真愛

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結婚、晚婚、早婚
另一半、對象、男友

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都完成了

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單身、寂寞、嫁不掉

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這些都跟愛情沒有關係嗎？

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我現在要去洗啊

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（保存為：金句，創建）

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一任就死會了

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那麼純情？

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然後就老啦

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不划算啦

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不多啦

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20

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三、四、五…

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六次吧

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五、六次啊？

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當面分手
跟當面分手再送一個禮物給妳

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妳喜歡哪一種？

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什麼禮物？

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99.9純金喔？

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沒有結束就不會開始

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陳記金飾祝福你

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分手順利

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“完美分手要點

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第一，找一個有太陽的日子
下雨天容易導致抑鬱

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二，公開場合，三，不要喝酒

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四，必須是白天
免得下半身又舊情復燃”

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勤勤姐，我資料都上天空了

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然後那個

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現在已經8點多了

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我…我上禮拜好不容易

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-訂到那…
-明天開始我沒下班

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誰也別想走

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謝謝勤勤姐

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-對了，妳要不要…
-想走就快滾

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那我…我滾了

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勤勤姐，我滾了

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關燈

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勤勤姐，妳記得要吃飯喔

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我都喝完了，你看

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-跑
-快點啦

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-追…
-跑，快，我喝完…

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紅燈…

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等我一下啦，喂

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然後呢？

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然後她就上了總經理的車啊

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-您所撥的電話正在通話中
-喂，你們等我吃完再然後啦

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你尿很多耶

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肯，還是台啤嗎？

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肯是肯，台啤是台啤喔

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難怪你單身啦

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喝這麼凶？

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就不想有啤酒肚啊

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那下一家有多遠啊？

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五分鐘，放回去喔

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走很多路了耶

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是誰說要減肥？

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-黃小喵，妳偷吃步喔？
-拜託

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她喝可樂

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歐莉真是大驚小怪

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小喵的狂歡夜開始了

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超酷的，我也要喝

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我看

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-什麼？
-結帳了啦

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-這一攤是誰的啦？
-不錯喔？

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有…

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歐莉，我的酒呢？

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-這裡…
-給我

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我還沒

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走，下一家，喂…

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-下一家…
-這攤是妳啦

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-謝謝光臨
-歐莉

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對不起

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妳那個…

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電話留一下

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不然內傷怎麼辦？

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喂？你好，我掛今天的手部復健

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對，郭勤勤

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要取消

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謝謝你，謝謝

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那是個遺物

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人死了以後留下來的東西

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妳懂它的重要性了吧？

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（第一段、第二段、第三段）

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（《忽然》，場七：電話）

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小男孩在大賣場走丟了

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他很慌張

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但還好

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他口袋裡面有個一塊錢的銅板

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所以他開始到處去找公用電話

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找啊找

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終於找到了

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他滿懷期待

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踮著腳尖，撥著電話5816242

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以前少一碼

236
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,166
但是他不管怎麼打

237
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,583
5816242都是一個空號

238
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:02,791
他更慌張了

239
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,458
但也只能一直打…

240
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:14,333
原來他把媽媽家的電話581

241
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:16,375
配上了奶奶家的6242

242
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,791
這個時候進回憶

243
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,750
因為他兩歲的時候爸爸過世…

244
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:44,000
什麼遊戲？

245
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,291
就一直走啊

246
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:48,000
遇到便利商店就進去喝酒之類的啊

247
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,708
那好玩的地方是…

248
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,333
喝醉之後就比較敢亂愛嘛

249
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,500
喂，我覺得滿好玩的耶

250
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,791
好玩個鬼啦

251
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,416
喂？

252
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:14,791
你好

253
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:15,958
剛才有個女的撞到我

254
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:17,791
她要我打電話跟你要醫藥費

255
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,708
黃小喵，妳再鬧我就封鎖妳

256
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:29,375
這樣就更好玩了

257
00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:31,166
謝謝

258
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,333
離家出走喔？

259
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,666
是出發

260
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,458
這個時候進回憶

261
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:55,833
因為他兩歲的時候爸爸過世了

262
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:57,958
他搬去跟奶奶住

263
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,750
他媽媽來看他的時候都會跟他說

264
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,041
“把媽媽家的電話背好

265
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,666
581叉叉叉叉

266
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,166
有事就打給媽媽”

267
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,083
但五歲的時候他奶奶過世

268
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,666
他又搬回去跟媽媽住

269
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,625
他小叔叔來看他的時候跟他說

270
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,041
“把奶奶家電話背好

271
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:17,458
叉叉叉6242

272
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,833
有事就打給小叔叔”

273
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,750
結果對一個五歲的他來說

274
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:25,541
最重要的兩個電話號碼

275
00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:28,375
他一個都沒有背好

276
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,208
誰也找不到…

277
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,583
（《忽然》，場七：電話）

278
00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:38,875
（英塔吉飯店）

279
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,416
不是說快死了？

280
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:58,958
說不定沒事

281
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:01,333
就糞便檢驗是陽性

282
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:02,666
以防萬一嘛

283
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,541
就切下來確認一下

284
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:08,916
什麼時候？

285
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,250
明天一早

286
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,458
放心吧，禍害萬萬年

287
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,083
靠

288
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,583
好親切喔

289
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,375
貝佳呢？

290
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:27,458
分啦

291
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:29,291
果然

292
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:31,416
生了女兒也一樣

293
00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:34,083
交了那麼多女朋友到最後還是一個人

294
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:38,916
很感人耶

295
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,333
所以妳是專程來看我的？

296
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:42,541
是看好戲

297
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,166
還是說

298
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,708
我出院之後去住妳家幾天

299
00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:47,541
讓妳一次看個夠這樣？

300
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,125
我不是你媽

301
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,500
怎樣都可以喔

302
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,375
但是我媽以為她兒子在台南拍片

303
00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:59,500
干我屁事

304
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,458
對不起

305
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,291
謝謝

306
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,791
我已經仁至義盡了

307
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,666
你自求多福吧

308
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,041
喂，妳看了吧？

309
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,000
時間應該浪費在值得的事情上

310
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:28,625
郭勤勤

311
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,500
可以解除封鎖了吧？

312
00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:36,125
我是豬嗎？

313
00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:02,166
中獎的是

314
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,625
68號

315
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:05,000
恭喜

316
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,125
我是企業數據智能開發

317
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,166
網管組趙書維

318
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,708
-網管組…
-網管組…

319
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:16,666
-這是我進奈克斯三年來
-網管組…

320
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:17,958
第一次開胡

321
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:19,333
好棒！

322
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:21,333
現在有個問題我想請教你

323
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:23,416
你抽到他這個機票是雙人

324
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,583
你現在只有一個人

325
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:26,416
那另外一張機票你要怎麼處理？

326
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,416
你是要賣掉

327
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,208
還是說你打算帶誰一塊出國去玩？

328
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,958
-選我
-選我

329
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,000
這邊…

330
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,458
商業智慧分析組郭勤勤

331
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,416
要不要一起跟我去東京？

332
00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:39,833
哪一位？

333
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:40,750
郭勤勤

334
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:41,750
有在現場嗎？

335
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,875
-郭勤勤…
-郭勤勤…

336
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:49,041
-郭勤勤…
-郭勤勤…

337
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,291
-要
-郭勤勤

338
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,041
{\an8}-過年不行啦
-在一起

339
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,458
過年我都要陪我奶奶

340
00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:56,791
不然3月1號好了

341
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,916
你5號不是要網路維護？

342
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,916
那6號，6號好不好？

343
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,958
跟你講過多少次，8號我爸生日

344
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:07,666
那就9號嘛

345
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,000
好…不管啦，就9號啦

346
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:11,291
駟馬難追啦

347
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,083
就9號

348
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:20,125
喂，一個晚上要六千五耶

349
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,791
就五星級啊

350
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,791
還是我把公司訂的那間
改成兩張床的？

351
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,791
反正我們就是回去睡覺而已

352
00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:29,416
我跟你一間喔？

353
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,166
我又不會對妳怎樣

354
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,500
才不要

355
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:35,958
還是妳想要跟我睡同一張床？

356
00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:43,500
我開玩笑啦，喂

357
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:44,708
行李箱這種東西

358
00:22:44,791 --> 00:22:46,541
妳一定要自己去現場試過

359
00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:48,583
它好不好推，好不好拉

360
00:22:49,125 --> 00:22:50,416
還有妳提起來的感覺

361
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,583
跟它的質感、跟它的重量

362
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:53,875
不然我明天陪妳去啊

363
00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:55,041
明天我有事

364
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,125
妳有什麼事？

365
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,125
私事

366
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,291
什麼啦？什麼私事啦？

367
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,041
就我明天要燙頭髮啦

368
00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:03,416
妳燙什麼頭髮？

369
00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:06,166
說不定去日本會有豔遇啊

370
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:08,000
喂，那我抽中的獎耶

371
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:10,166
妳要去日本搞豔遇，這樣對嗎？

372
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,250
反正你又不會對我怎麼樣

373
00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:16,416
好像我奶奶喔

374
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,791
喂，我們改11號再出發

375
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:27,750
什麼意思？

376
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:29,250
就晚兩天

377
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,916
為什麼要晚兩天？

378
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,416
因為10號訂不到機位

379
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,666
可是我們是說9號耶

380
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,583
你那時候還說駟馬難追

381
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,333
又是她對不對？

382
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:02,583
為什麼每次只要她一怎麼樣

383
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:04,458
你就什麼原則都沒有了？

384
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:08,291
她就一個人在台北嘛

385
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:09,875
她沒有朋友了嗎？

386
00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:12,708
這麼多男朋友為什麼就偏偏找你？

387
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:15,041
為什麼就偏偏是你一而再，再而三地

388
00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:16,458
甘願當她的工具人？

389
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,375
你還在喜歡她對不對？

390
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,583
-我沒有
-你忘記她那時候怎麼對你的？

391
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,541
你忘記她有多爛？

392
00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:25,250
妳不要這樣說她啦

393
00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:29,666
我不去了

394
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,541
郭勤勤，妳不要這樣

395
00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:33,333
郭勤勤

396
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,166
好啦…就9號啦

397
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,791
怎樣啦，郭勤勤？

398
00:24:46,791 --> 00:24:48,041
走開啦

399
00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:48,958
（直播中）

400
00:24:49,041 --> 00:24:50,166
要不要聊一聊？

401
00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:51,833
不要

402
00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:54,541
妳哭又不能解決問題

403
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,041
反正我的問題從來無解

404
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,000
比如？

405
00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:06,416
為什麼世界那麼不公平？

406
00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:09,166
我明明小你五歲

407
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,500
然後大家都說我是你姐

408
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:14,791
還有呢？

409
00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:19,333
為什麼老天爺那麼討厭我？

410
00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:23,125
別人的願望就叫自我期許

411
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:26,125
我的就是想太多

412
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,333
什麼願望啦？

413
00:25:35,541 --> 00:25:37,458
我只是想要白一點

414
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,625
想長到160

415
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:46,291
{\an8}然後我要燙一個
跟徐若瑄一樣的頭髮啦

416
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,541
有話幹嘛不坦白講？

417
00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:50,708
每次說出來都不是自己的真心話

418
00:25:50,791 --> 00:25:52,208
喜歡他就跟他說啦

419
00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:55,000
他又不喜歡我

420
00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:56,958
不喜歡妳約妳去日本幹嘛？

421
00:25:58,916 --> 00:26:00,000
那是因為我力氣大

422
00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:01,416
可以幫他搬他的電動玩具

423
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,708
搬他的公仔

424
00:26:02,791 --> 00:26:04,375
搬他奶奶的若元腸胃錠

425
00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:06,416
搬他媽媽的化妝品

426
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,541
他根本就還在喜歡那個爛女人

427
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,875
說實話了喔

428
00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:13,458
以上就是郭勤勤的指控

429
00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:14,666
那位趙先生

430
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,000
如果你有看到直播的話

431
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:17,083
麻煩你回應一下

432
00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:18,458
{\an8}-你幹什麼？
-教妳有話直說啦

433
00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:21,416
{\an8}-南之仰，你太過分了
-靠北，郭勤勤妳…

434
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,583
-爛人…
-我是在幫妳耶

435
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:25,083
-誰叫妳哭得這麼可愛？
-憑什麼？

436
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,625
-我幫一下她…
-你們兩個在吵什麼啦？

437
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,166
-你憑什麼？
-妳看…壞掉了，妳要賠我

438
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:29,833
我炒個菜都聽到你們兩個在吵

439
00:26:29,916 --> 00:26:31,208
-我在教她怎麼談戀愛啦
-幾歲了？

440
00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:33,791
-你們這些爛人怎麼不去死一死啊？
-真是…

441
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,166
郭勤勤，妳不要這樣，幹嘛啦？

442
00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:39,166
郭勤勤，妳在講什麼？

443
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:40,458
-好啦，媽
-妳再講一遍

444
00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:42,041
媽，是我啦…

445
00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:44,250
-媽，是我啦…
-妳講話越來越過分

446
00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,625
他爸死了又不是我的錯

447
00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,666
妳為什麼要這麼偏心啊？

448
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,708
下輩子都不會原諒你

449
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:04,583
（備註：還是直髮漂亮啦）

450
00:27:10,916 --> 00:27:11,833
（親）

451
00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:27,000
（臉書，南之仰
備註：明出院，我會好好照顧…）

452
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,666
遺憾嗎？

453
00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:55,166
遺憾什麼？

454
00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:02,083
你今天出門，我們連再見都沒說

455
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,291
你發現了嗎？

456
00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:08,000
從什麼時候開始變成這樣的啊？

457
00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:22,291
該從哪說起啊？

458
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:28,833
我懷小貝的時候我們吵了一架

459
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:30,708
他說我自私

460
00:28:30,791 --> 00:28:34,333
說我只是在滿足想要一個孩子的欲望

461
00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:40,416
他說他這輩子都不會結婚

462
00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:44,291
我的家族聚餐

463
00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:45,833
我朋友的婚禮

464
00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:47,875
他永遠都不克出席

465
00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:53,833
那些小貝感冒、晚上哭鬧

466
00:28:56,958 --> 00:28:59,208
我只是需要一個擁抱的時候…

467
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,208
這就是“我們”嗎？

468
00:29:15,416 --> 00:29:17,958
妳知道我們的房子差點被查封嗎？

469
00:29:20,416 --> 00:29:23,000
就為了那部爛電影

470
00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:32,500
所以我現在聽到什麼夢想、未來

471
00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:33,916
我就想揍人

472
00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:39,916
對啊

473
00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:42,041
我劈腿了

474
00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:47,708
因為我必須要愛上另外一個人

475
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:53,000
我才有勇氣離開他

476
00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:02,916
…他許下諾言

477
00:30:03,875 --> 00:30:07,500
-不知怎麼…
-我好了

478
00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,166
那還哭？

479
00:30:11,041 --> 00:30:13,083
眼淚是排毒

480
00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:15,333
不哭才完蛋

481
00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:22,666
小姐，妳怎麼還在這裡啊？

482
00:30:23,416 --> 00:30:24,458
妳小小一隻躲在這裡

483
00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:26,083
我都不知道後面還有人呢

484
00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:27,750
妳被我載到總站來了

485
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,333
我老婆也很能睡

486
00:30:37,416 --> 00:30:38,750
還很能吃喔

487
00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:40,416
92公斤耶

488
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,250
妳小心喔，不要變成我老婆那樣

489
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:43,625
妳就只能嫁給我了

490
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:45,041
喂，妳還沒結婚喔

491
00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:46,083
很準喔？

492
00:30:46,166 --> 00:30:47,708
我以前在當業務經理的時候

493
00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:49,250
我看人看太多了啦

494
00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,833
所以說對抗經濟不景氣最好的方法

495
00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,166
就是談戀愛

496
00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:54,208
妳看喔

497
00:30:54,291 --> 00:30:56,458
租一間房子兩個人一起住

498
00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:59,375
開一管燈兩個人一起照

499
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,250
妳要是再省一點的話

500
00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:04,541
連一盆洗澡水兩個人可以…

501
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:09,791
妳錢包也不見了？

502
00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:15,000
妳明天要不要去一下行天宮好了？

503
00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:19,375
321

504
00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:23,166
322

505
00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:27,500
金融卡掛失請按二

506
00:31:27,583 --> 00:31:30,083
信用卡掛失請按三

507
00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:36,541
你們還在各吃各的喔？

508
00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:38,625
人家養生啦

509
00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:40,375
嫌我們口味重

510
00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:43,375
我幹嘛熱臉去貼人家冷屁股啊？

511
00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:54,125
作夢…

512
00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:57,208
-作夢，作過的夢，曾經作過的夢
-“作夢，作過的夢…”

513
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:58,166
-她常作夢…
-“作夢”

514
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:01,375
-爸，媽問你要不要吃麵？
-“作夢…”

515
00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:03,416
-我吃過了
-下一個看到的就是…

516
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,791
“作夢，作過的夢，曾經作過的夢”

517
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:11,041
活著要幹嘛？

518
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:14,875
每天跟一個無嘴貓生活在一起

519
00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:17,041
一天講不到三句話

520
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,875
早死的人比較有福

521
00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:23,458
躺在那邊什麼事情都不用管

522
00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:26,791
大家還來給他磕頭

523
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:30,833
像妳南伯伯

524
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:32,750
一發病，三個月就走了…

525
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:34,375
一個人就不能活喔？

526
00:32:34,458 --> 00:32:35,916
為什麼一定要嫁？

527
00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:38,666
妳滾回家去啦

528
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:40,875
少在那邊氣我

529
00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:41,916
回去

530
00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:45,708
沒意思啦

531
00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:47,375
活著幹什麼？

532
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,458
沒意思

533
00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:50,583
上面都是細菌

534
00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:54,291
沒意思

535
00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:56,750
沒意思

536
00:32:56,833 --> 00:32:58,666
-借我500塊
-活著幹什麼？

537
00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:02,750
郭勤勤啊

538
00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:05,625
妳到底在幹什麼啦？

539
00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:07,000
現在才幾號

540
00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:10,041
妳身上連500塊都沒有？

541
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,958
日子過得亂七八糟

542
00:33:12,041 --> 00:33:13,625
妳看看妳那身上

543
00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:15,833
那衣服破了也不會補

544
00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:17,333
人家別的女孩子

545
00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:19,208
都穿得這樣可可愛愛的

546
00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,666
-我只是錢包掉了
-就只有…

547
00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:27,000
妳可不可以不要這麼討厭我？

548
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:33,458
妳下個禮拜不要回來啦

549
00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:44,583
（楊珍妮：寶貝女兒說）

550
00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:55,958
（周卓伊：羨慕！）

551
00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,333
妳手機、臉書、電郵

552
00:34:19,416 --> 00:34:21,041
通通都封鎖我了，還不夠嗎？

553
00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:27,375
郭勤勤，妳為什麼要辭職？

554
00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:30,666
我又不是你的誰，干你什麼事？

555
00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:31,875
妳是我最好的朋友

556
00:34:31,958 --> 00:34:33,333
但你不是

557
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:38,958
{\an8}（余慧文：他們後來
有沒有在一起？）

558
00:34:42,041 --> 00:34:45,166
（余慧文：什麼？）

559
00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:44,333
我是為了你媽

560
00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:49,291
妳善良的時候真的好可愛

561
00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:51,291
司機大哥，他要下車

562
00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:57,166
喂，我先睡了

563
00:36:09,541 --> 00:36:11,250
我這樣會不會妨礙
妳跟妳男朋友纏綿？

564
00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:13,750
-再多說一個字信不信我把你…
-晚安

565
00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:22,875
尺寸有點小

566
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:36,958
…抬高的話，沒有問題

567
00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:39,541
你可以放在小腿的內側

568
00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:41,625
就是不要放在膝蓋的內側

569
00:36:41,708 --> 00:36:44,333
因為膝蓋不是最穩定的關節

570
00:36:44,416 --> 00:36:46,833
就我們希望能夠保護到關節

571
00:36:46,916 --> 00:36:49,416
所以在大腿或是小腿的內側跟…

572
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:50,541
早安

573
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,375
-…於是我們要觀賞身體呈中線
-早餐吃什麼？

574
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:57,083
除了你們現在站立的…

575
00:37:41,083 --> 00:37:46,666
（子字符串：一夜情）

576
00:37:52,625 --> 00:37:55,958
該怎麼拯救一個
如此讓人心疼的女人？

577
00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:02,833
-好了，別再催我了
-歐莉，我想到了

578
00:38:02,916 --> 00:38:04,833
妳先把30到35歲撈出來

579
00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:05,750
應該不可以

580
00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:08,333
-可是老女人會喜歡這種遊戲嗎？
-100個裡面就有30%…

581
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:14,500
因為老女人的約會越來越少

582
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:16,875
所以才有大把時間可以耗在上面

583
00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:27,958
煩

584
00:38:28,791 --> 00:38:30,541
其實妳才是妳媽的女兒

585
00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:33,791
你媽的兒子不是你嗎？

586
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,250
我只是一個抱歉

587
00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:40,791
可以吵架的才是真的家人

588
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:50,375
我超嫉妒妳的

589
00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:53,000
所以才取笑我、玩弄我

590
00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:02,916
郭勤勤

591
00:39:03,958 --> 00:39:06,000
其實愛一個人一點都不可笑

592
00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:09,583
五年了

593
00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:12,125
那天掉頭就走的只有妳的驕傲

594
00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:14,208
妳本人還留在原地，妳知道嗎？

595
00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:25,458
別人的故事都好好解

596
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,958
那妳解解看我的啊

597
00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:34,666
長得帥了不起嗎？

598
00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:37,958
受過傷很偉大嗎？

599
00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:42,791
大家都要無條件包容你、原諒你嗎？

600
00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:45,291
那你女兒呢？

601
00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:49,666
到底要多自私、多殘忍

602
00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:51,083
才會捨得讓自己的女兒

603
00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:52,916
跟自己一樣沒有爸爸？

604
00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:01,458
好爽喔

605
00:40:06,416 --> 00:40:08,458
所以我才要賴在妳這裡

606
00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:43,875
南之仰，你快一點

607
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,416
我要打9點的卡

608
00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:48,250
妳恨我沒關係

609
00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:51,000
但是稍微同情一下我的大腸，好嗎？

610
00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:52,916
它才被人羞辱過

611
00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:56,250
你把洗手檯上的眉筆拿給我

612
00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:06,083
這是睫毛膏，我要的是眉筆

613
00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:15,541
睫毛比眉毛重要

614
00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:16,583
相信我

615
00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:26,041
也不早講

616
00:41:26,125 --> 00:41:27,583
真是的

617
00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:39,625
喂？你好，我是歐莉維亞

618
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:41,291
“哈囉”為什麼是關鍵字？

619
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:45,208
哈囉…

620
00:41:45,791 --> 00:41:48,250
妳不是說要把所有差評都篩掉嗎？

621
00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:49,541
“是在哈囉”也是一種啊

622
00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:51,291
那要包百分位不會嗎？

623
00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:54,916
要撈想戀愛
當然要先排除不想戀愛的註解

624
00:41:55,541 --> 00:41:56,541
妳到底是中文有問題

625
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,625
還是腦子有問題啊？

626
00:41:58,708 --> 00:42:01,250
這兩個有問題都比心理有問題好吧

627
00:42:09,041 --> 00:42:10,333
再給妳一小時

628
00:42:16,791 --> 00:42:18,083
幹嘛？

629
00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:21,000
只有她的心情可以不好嗎？

630
00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:23,583
老娘的心情也很不好

631
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,375
我的青春又不是拿來加班用的

632
00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:26,458
靠

633
00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:43,416
我就是喜歡沒人愛，怎麼樣？

634
00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:48,375
我就是喜歡大家都討厭我，怎麼樣？

635
00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:50,791
一個被老天爺報應的爛人

636
00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:53,416
到底有什麼資格可以批評我的人生？

637
00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:12,000
冷啦

638
00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:21,791
我自己會去找地方住

639
00:44:23,041 --> 00:44:24,791
免得妳連哭的地方都沒有

640
00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:35,875
妳真的覺得是報應喔？

641
00:44:41,041 --> 00:44:42,833
說不定是良性的啊

642
00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:53,458
可是我到底做錯了什麼？

643
00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,750
因為我愛過很多人

644
00:45:04,583 --> 00:45:05,833
分過很多手

645
00:45:12,333 --> 00:45:14,500
上帝真的有講過“恆久忍耐才是愛”

646
00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:15,875
這麼瞎的台詞喔？

647
00:45:18,041 --> 00:45:19,708
但是我真的不懂耶

648
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,250
我不浪費我自己的生命

649
00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:23,416
也不浪費別人的生命

650
00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:24,958
這樣真的不好嗎？

651
00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:33,708
算了

652
00:45:34,916 --> 00:45:36,625
反正這一把我是相公了

653
00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:56,291
希望到最後不要拖累到任何人

654
00:46:07,875 --> 00:46:09,875
你今天出門，我們連再見都沒說

655
00:46:09,958 --> 00:46:11,291
你發現了嗎？

656
00:46:15,958 --> 00:46:18,291
從什麼時候開始變成這樣的啊？

657
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,333
我最近一直在想這些

658
00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:26,000
越想就越恨你

659
00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:29,000
我真的不想這樣

660
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,458
就到這裡吧

661
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:36,208
小貝是我的

662
00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:39,208
反正你也從來不想要她

663
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,583
就這樣吧

664
00:47:23,791 --> 00:47:25,041
為什麼要賣房子？

665
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,666
投資方撤了

666
00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:29,833
我要發薪水給工作人員

667
00:47:29,916 --> 00:47:31,083
人家辛辛苦苦的

668
00:47:31,166 --> 00:47:32,208
人家？

669
00:47:32,791 --> 00:47:34,666
那你有想過我跟小貝嗎？

670
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:39,041
要怎樣想才叫想？

671
00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:40,208
南之仰

672
00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:43,208
我知道你不想負責任

673
00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:46,625
但我沒想到你可以這麼沒有責任心

674
00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:48,875
小貝是你的女兒

675
00:47:49,416 --> 00:47:50,541
你可以不給我幸福

676
00:47:50,625 --> 00:47:51,708
但你怎麼會

677
00:47:51,791 --> 00:47:54,458
連自己女兒的幸福你都不顧啊？

678
00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:57,708
說話

679
00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:59,000
不要孬種

680
00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:24,000
到底要多幸福？

681
00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:26,916
好好在一起不夠嗎？

682
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:30,333
我沒有很貪心耶

683
00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:33,083
我只是希望回到以前那樣

684
00:48:33,166 --> 00:48:34,875
你就好好地拍廣告

685
00:48:34,958 --> 00:48:36,083
我好好地帶小貝

686
00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:37,750
-這樣很貪心嗎？
-那我呢？

687
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,833
這裡面的那個我

688
00:48:43,916 --> 00:48:45,125
所以跟我們在一起你不幸福？

689
00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:47,666
所以讓妳感覺到幸福的不是我這個人

690
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,166
而是我做了什麼事嗎？

691
00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:12,583
我們就搬去山上

692
00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:15,250
租一個有院子的大透天

693
00:49:15,333 --> 00:49:16,708
養兩隻狗好了

694
00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:18,458
-然後…
-不可能

695
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,750
為什麼？

696
00:49:22,875 --> 00:49:24,458
你不會是李安的

697
00:50:05,083 --> 00:50:07,000
我會去你的告別式

698
00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:11,833
我還會去看你的首映

699
00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:13,333
在電視機前

700
00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:15,791
看你上台領金馬獎、奧斯卡

701
00:50:20,916 --> 00:50:22,666
你不是李安

702
00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:35,166
但你是我愛過的那個臭南人

703
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:13,291
妳好

704
00:51:16,041 --> 00:51:17,291
我可以抱妳嗎？

705
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:26,583
爸爸

706
00:52:05,208 --> 00:52:06,250
謝謝

707
00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:19,000
我今天下午想到一場戲

708
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,958
每到傍晚差不多的時間

709
00:52:22,041 --> 00:52:23,500
那個人就會出現

710
00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:26,541
他會帶小男孩去公園玩

711
00:52:27,583 --> 00:52:29,958
那小男孩的生理時鐘就被制約啦

712
00:52:32,666 --> 00:52:34,083
每到下午那個時間

713
00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:35,791
小男孩就會衝到門口

714
00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:37,208
盯著門口等著

715
00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:40,125
直到有一天，那個人沒有來

716
00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:43,541
一天、兩天、三天

717
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,125
-從此就再也沒有出現…
-小男孩就是你

718
00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:47,541
那個人就是你爸

719
00:52:57,958 --> 00:53:00,000
有一陣子我真的好氣好氣喔

720
00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:02,875
他連自己都保護不好

721
00:53:02,958 --> 00:53:04,458
有什麼資格生下我？

722
00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:07,083
我也很氣邱秀瑛

723
00:53:08,291 --> 00:53:09,583
氣她拋棄我

724
00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:12,958
氣她總是用一種補償的方式愛我

725
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:14,750
很客氣的

726
00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:16,791
小心翼翼的

727
00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:19,000
隔著對不起的

728
00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:21,916
但妳知道嗎？

729
00:53:22,916 --> 00:53:24,458
我最氣最氣的是

730
00:53:25,166 --> 00:53:27,416
我根本就沒有資格去氣任何人

731
00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:31,875
所以我們只好氣自己

732
00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:48,500
你有一封來信

733
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:51,750
南之仰，你很煩耶

734
00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,791
南之仰，你真討厭

735
00:53:53,875 --> 00:53:56,583
-南之仰，你走開啦
-南之仰，你很討厭耶

736
00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:58,333
-南之仰
-南之仰

737
00:53:58,416 --> 00:54:00,416
-南之仰，煩耶
-南之仰，你快點

738
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,625
南之仰

739
00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:03,958
煩不煩啊你，南之仰？

740
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:06,541
南之仰，你太過分了啦

741
00:54:07,541 --> 00:54:10,166
為什麼老天爺那麼討厭我？

742
00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:13,916
別人的願望就叫自我期許

743
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,333
我的就是想太多

744
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,708
我只是想要白一點

745
00:54:19,541 --> 00:54:21,416
想長到160

746
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:26,250
然後我要燙一個
跟徐若瑄一樣的頭髮啦

747
00:54:31,708 --> 00:54:32,583
想知道為什麼嗎？

748
00:54:32,666 --> 00:54:34,375
-急什麼？
-9…

749
00:54:35,916 --> 00:54:37,708
該急的時候不急

750
00:54:38,291 --> 00:54:39,250
開始

751
00:54:40,916 --> 00:54:42,458
想知道為什麼嗎？

752
00:54:44,291 --> 00:54:45,250
9號

753
00:54:45,791 --> 00:54:47,583
早上7點20分

754
00:54:47,666 --> 00:54:49,041
我們機場見

755
00:54:52,916 --> 00:54:53,916
妳來

756
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:57,375
妳來我就告訴妳為什麼

757
00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:27,875
{\an8}（傑伊：對不起
我還是沒辦法去球場）

758
00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:30,916
（君努：二寶出生了！）

759
00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:10,583
我不去了

760
00:57:10,666 --> 00:57:12,083
郭勤勤，妳不要這樣

761
00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:15,083
郭勤勤

762
00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:20,125
好啦…就9號啦

763
00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:09,375
那太熱的近期都先禁口

764
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:11,958
然後菸酒還有咖啡這些

765
00:59:12,041 --> 00:59:13,500
能戒的都把它給戒掉

766
00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:19,916
所以我…

767
00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:21,875
怎麼了嗎？

768
00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:32,708
被郭勤勤說中了

769
01:00:43,416 --> 01:00:46,375
對不起，您所撥的電話號碼是空號

770
01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:47,833
請查明後再撥

771
01:00:47,916 --> 01:00:48,875
謝謝

772
01:00:48,958 --> 01:00:51,708
您所撥的電話號碼是空號

773
01:00:51,791 --> 01:00:54,208
請查明後再撥

774
01:00:54,291 --> 01:00:55,208
謝謝

775
01:01:12,583 --> 01:01:16,041
對不起，您所撥的電話號碼是空號…

776
01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:17,958
結果呢？

777
01:02:26,791 --> 01:02:28,458
“我不希望看到妳流淚

778
01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:30,666
除非是為了幸福”

779
01:02:36,875 --> 01:02:38,208
《魂斷藍橋》

780
01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:50,166
“最了解你的人不是你的朋友

781
01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:51,708
而是你的敵人”

782
01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:56,166
《東邪西毒》

783
01:02:57,708 --> 01:02:59,458
會發生的事情

784
01:02:59,541 --> 01:03:01,083
一定有它的意義

785
01:03:02,583 --> 01:03:03,958
我的下部電影

786
01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:58,333
妳知道我碰到誰嗎？

787
01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:03,833
你怎麼在這邊啊？

788
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,750
那個混蛋南樹屏啦

789
01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:08,791
-他什麼都沒有留給你
-妳聽…

790
01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:11,041
-妳聽我把話說完嘛
-他就把病留給你

791
01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:12,833
那我算什麼？我要怎麼樣？

792
01:04:12,916 --> 01:04:14,916
-只是良性的啦，媽
-他就是個王八蛋，他混蛋嘛

793
01:04:16,375 --> 01:04:17,416
良性的

794
01:04:26,208 --> 01:04:27,916
只是一個小息肉而已

795
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,791
嚇死我了

796
01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:45,791
沒事就好

797
01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:07,041
你想嚇死我喔？

798
01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:15,625
幹嘛啦？

799
01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:34,625
像妳每次去奶奶家看我那樣

800
01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:36,375
摸摸我

801
01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:37,875
好不好？

802
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:56,000
每一次喔

803
01:05:56,541 --> 01:05:59,750
我的心就像被刀子割過一樣

804
01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:05,125
每一次我都在你奶奶家門口

805
01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:06,750
哭好久

806
01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:10,166
我就是想要讓你有個爸爸

807
01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:12,333
結果呢？

808
01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:16,166
害你連媽媽都沒有了

809
01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:20,625
我有去求你奶奶好多次

810
01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:22,250
你小叔叔還說

811
01:06:22,791 --> 01:06:25,375
“沒關係，奶奶過一陣子就好了啦”

812
01:06:27,541 --> 01:06:29,250
所以我就一直等

813
01:06:30,583 --> 01:06:31,916
我一直等

814
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:37,750
後來我跟郭叔叔決定要去離婚了

815
01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:39,875
結果…

816
01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:44,000
我又有了郭勤勤

817
01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:50,541
我又不能讓郭勤勤沒有爸爸

818
01:06:59,250 --> 01:07:00,541
對不起

819
01:07:03,666 --> 01:07:05,250
媽媽對不起

820
01:07:11,791 --> 01:07:14,791
5812742

821
01:07:44,791 --> 01:07:46,291
對不起

822
01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:47,708
沒關係

823
01:08:04,208 --> 01:08:05,208
老郭

824
01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:10,625
我們離婚吧

825
01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:19,541
我想通了

826
01:08:19,625 --> 01:08:22,666
人生裡面的東西越少越好

827
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,291
免得麻煩

828
01:08:25,666 --> 01:08:27,375
我們什麼時候去辦啊？

829
01:08:27,958 --> 01:08:29,666
又要變天了

830
01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:32,958
你腳又痛了？

831
01:08:35,416 --> 01:08:37,500
比氣象局還準呢

832
01:08:40,833 --> 01:08:43,333
那等你腳好一點，我們再去辦好了

833
01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:46,708
好啊

834
01:08:53,208 --> 01:08:57,208
許下的諾言

835
01:09:00,416 --> 01:09:05,333
-也是我深藏在…
-也是我深藏在內心的心願

836
01:09:05,416 --> 01:09:08,000
諾言

837
01:09:08,083 --> 01:09:10,458
-今天…
-今天開始會進行內部測試

838
01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:11,791
如果一切順利的話

839
01:09:11,875 --> 01:09:13,541
應該可以如期完工

840
01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:15,125
-是不是？
-太棒了

841
01:09:15,208 --> 01:09:17,291
-就“想著想著就錯過了”
-但是這樣一個愛情遊戲

842
01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:18,541
-對我們的讀者來說
-妳們剛說

843
01:09:18,625 --> 01:09:20,333
-這…
-到底有什麼意義？

844
01:09:23,083 --> 01:09:26,250
根本沒有一場完整的戀愛
是只有幸福的

845
01:09:32,666 --> 01:09:34,208
所以那些痛苦

846
01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:35,958
眼淚

847
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:39,000
爭吵、分離的存在

848
01:09:39,083 --> 01:09:40,583
一定有它的意義

849
01:09:41,166 --> 01:09:42,958
如果沒有那些

850
01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:45,791
我們要怎麼成為更好的自己？

851
01:09:50,041 --> 01:09:53,333
那只是一個遊戲

852
01:09:53,416 --> 01:09:55,541
我的天啊

853
01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:57,208
那個…

854
01:09:57,791 --> 01:09:58,708
勤勤

855
01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:01,000
琪琪，辛苦了

856
01:10:01,083 --> 01:10:02,583
妳的意思我們都聽懂了

857
01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:04,041
所以我跟財務部討論了一下

858
01:10:04,125 --> 01:10:05,791
關於年終獎金的部分

859
01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:07,541
負責專案的夥伴都再加半個月

860
01:10:09,541 --> 01:10:13,541
-謝謝總經理…
-太好了！

861
01:10:13,625 --> 01:10:15,541
-半個月，我就說嘛
-太好了，謝謝

862
01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:17,291
…得意，情場就會失意

863
01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:19,083
-太好了
-快

864
01:10:19,166 --> 01:10:20,041
-快搶，快…
-兩萬塊

865
01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:21,583
-黃小喵
-你穿紅內褲喔？

866
01:10:21,666 --> 01:10:22,666
那我們去唱歌

867
01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:23,833
-去唱歌…
-我不要

868
01:10:23,916 --> 01:10:24,958
-去唱歌啦
-才不要啦

869
01:10:25,041 --> 01:10:26,500
好啦…

870
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:30,666
-去唱歌…
-去唱歌…

871
01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:32,083
-數據組
-欠揍喔？

872
01:10:32,166 --> 01:10:33,500
錢櫃嗎？

873
01:10:33,583 --> 01:10:34,958
我這裡

874
01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:37,166
有…

875
01:10:45,458 --> 01:10:46,958
什麼酒都可以嗎？

876
01:10:47,041 --> 01:10:47,875
對啊

877
01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:49,250
妳就選一瓶

878
01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:51,375
然後到下一家以前喝完就可以了

879
01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:57,250
我跟妳說，通常啊

880
01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:59,375
第一次我都是選這種

881
01:10:59,458 --> 01:11:01,250
然後像歐莉他們都…

882
01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:13,500
這整段路有12間小七

883
01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:15,291
妳喝得下12瓶嗎？

884
01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:19,875
勤勤姐，那個…

885
01:11:19,958 --> 01:11:21,500
第一次我們這種

886
01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:22,541
簡單點

887
01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:24,250
這個我先幫妳收起來

888
01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:26,041
快跟上

889
01:11:26,125 --> 01:11:27,375
快跑

890
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:30,833
喝完了，早喝完了

891
01:11:30,916 --> 01:11:32,083
-我喝完了
-我敬你們

892
01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:33,250
太慢了

893
01:11:34,416 --> 01:11:36,291
-這家就是上次…
-是妳昏倒那家

894
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:38,375
妳那天就是睡死

895
01:11:38,458 --> 01:11:40,125
跟上…勤勤姐，快點

896
01:12:19,666 --> 01:12:21,791
出來玩就要遵守遊戲規則

897
01:12:26,250 --> 01:12:28,000
台北的朋友們

898
01:12:28,083 --> 01:12:31,750
歡迎來到我的演唱會

899
01:12:39,041 --> 01:12:40,291
快點，一、二…

900
01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:43,000
筆直地往前進，一、二…

901
01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:44,083
不夠搖

902
01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:47,458
勤勤姐，肯說他喜歡…

903
01:13:03,875 --> 01:13:04,875
徐若瑄

904
01:13:04,958 --> 01:13:06,250
小S跟徐若瑄

905
01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:07,500
徐若瑄

906
01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:10,041
宋慧喬跟徐若瑄

907
01:13:12,791 --> 01:13:13,708
徐若瑄

908
01:13:13,791 --> 01:13:15,791
-艾瑪史東跟徐若瑄
-徐若瑄

909
01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:17,750
徐若瑄就這麼好？

910
01:13:17,833 --> 01:13:19,833
老闆娘，我要一個咖哩雞腿，謝謝

911
01:13:19,916 --> 01:13:21,291
-咖哩雞腿，好的
-你呢？

912
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:23,208
-來，燙
-我要一個咖哩徐若瑄，謝謝

913
01:13:23,291 --> 01:13:24,458
咖哩徐若瑄？

914
01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:28,916
可是這附近好像都沒什麼賣吃的耶

915
01:13:29,708 --> 01:13:31,291
連鹹酥雞都沒有

916
01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:35,833
那騎車去買

917
01:13:37,375 --> 01:13:38,916
我又不會騎

918
01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:40,708
我會啊

919
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,250
你又不住這

920
01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:45,791
幫妳外送，一天一次

921
01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:47,333
才不要

922
01:13:49,375 --> 01:13:52,041
我想要跟我男朋友
一起走路去買鹹酥雞

923
01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:53,625
回家配電影

924
01:13:54,458 --> 01:13:55,916
我們一邊走

925
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:58,041
一邊聊

926
01:13:58,125 --> 01:13:59,416
一邊笑

927
01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:02,166
不錯耶

928
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,083
妳男朋友一定是一個胖子

929
01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:20,833
腳抬起來

930
01:14:20,916 --> 01:14:21,791
腳不夠高

931
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:22,958
你手不要那樣放

932
01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:24,958
-撞到我的頭了啦
-用力

933
01:14:25,041 --> 01:14:26,958
-進去，好了
-小心…

934
01:14:27,041 --> 01:14:28,875
-小心，拜拜
-好，可以，可以關門了

935
01:14:28,958 --> 01:14:30,333
我拉…

936
01:14:31,375 --> 01:14:32,791
拜拜

937
01:14:32,875 --> 01:14:35,291
-小心，拜拜，勤勤姐，拜拜
-拜拜

938
01:14:36,458 --> 01:14:37,666
拜拜，回家小心

939
01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:38,791
勤勤姐，我愛妳

940
01:14:39,541 --> 01:14:40,625
好噁心喔

941
01:14:40,708 --> 01:14:42,833
-勤勤姐，我也要加入數據組
-再見

942
01:14:42,916 --> 01:14:44,666
-拜拜
-拜拜

943
01:14:48,625 --> 01:14:49,458
要不要幫妳叫車？

944
01:14:49,541 --> 01:14:50,750
想不想繼續？

945
01:14:57,083 --> 01:14:59,625
（小七）

946
01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:00,708
什麼叫做訂便當

947
01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:03,541
可以看出來年輕人能不能做大事啊？

948
01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:04,750
狗屁呢

949
01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,208
那教育部幹嘛不規定

950
01:15:06,291 --> 01:15:08,000
便當訂得好，推甄就可以加分啊？

951
01:15:08,083 --> 01:15:10,000
學校要不要開個訂便當課？

952
01:15:10,541 --> 01:15:11,958
對啦，我們很菜

953
01:15:12,041 --> 01:15:14,708
但是我們也需要成就感，好嗎？

954
01:15:14,791 --> 01:15:16,708
妳把妳那些所謂打雜的事情做到好

955
01:15:16,791 --> 01:15:18,208
不就有成就感了嗎？

956
01:15:18,291 --> 01:15:19,500
連這些事情都做不好

957
01:15:19,583 --> 01:15:21,708
妳覺得我們還敢
派什麼重要工作給你們？

958
01:15:21,791 --> 01:15:23,458
妳覺得賈伯斯會訂便當嗎？

959
01:15:23,541 --> 01:15:25,583
妳確定妳是賈伯斯嗎？

960
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,291
我當然不爽啊

961
01:15:28,375 --> 01:15:30,375
因為你們根本不把工作當一回事

962
01:15:31,041 --> 01:15:32,125
難道要像你們一樣

963
01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:34,291
把工作當成人生的唯一那麼可憐

964
01:15:34,375 --> 01:15:36,000
才叫做一回事嗎？

965
01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:48,208
好想回去重新再來一次

966
01:15:48,958 --> 01:15:50,333
這一次

967
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:53,791
我要變成一個大家都喜歡的人

968
01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:57,375
不管再慌張

969
01:15:58,125 --> 01:15:59,416
再害怕

970
01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:01,458
再無助

971
01:16:04,583 --> 01:16:05,958
都不要倔強

972
01:16:06,916 --> 01:16:08,291
不要逞強

973
01:16:09,625 --> 01:16:11,083
不要機車

974
01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:16,458
再不好笑也要笑

975
01:16:22,541 --> 01:16:23,916
再自卑

976
01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:28,458
都不可以掉頭就走

977
01:16:34,166 --> 01:16:35,500
一轉身

978
01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:39,666
可能就是一輩子

979
01:16:45,166 --> 01:16:46,416
其實

980
01:16:47,750 --> 01:16:49,833
就算那個男孩不愛我

981
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:54,166
也要好好說再見

982
01:16:56,875 --> 01:16:58,333
因為…

983
01:17:03,708 --> 01:17:05,333
我愛過他

984
01:17:12,416 --> 01:17:14,583
好想趕快變30歲喔

985
01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:18,666
我一定要做那種很酷的大人

986
01:17:20,166 --> 01:17:22,250
冷冷的、臭臉的

987
01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:27,916
明明知道很機車，也要說實話

988
01:17:31,833 --> 01:17:34,083
大家都討厭我也無所謂

989
01:17:35,583 --> 01:17:37,958
因為我很喜歡我自己

990
01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:39,833
別人？

991
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:41,708
誰在乎

992
01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:49,875
好吧

993
01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:54,083
就聽一下老人家的話

994
01:17:56,750 --> 01:17:58,916
好好跟那個男孩說再見

995
01:18:09,958 --> 01:18:11,875
{\an8}（通話記錄：肯、哈姆，賴語音）

996
01:18:21,541 --> 01:18:22,958
-黃小喵，妳到底要…
-拜拜

997
01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:36,708
妳為什麼要辭職？

998
01:18:39,916 --> 01:18:41,000
妳手機、臉書、電郵

999
01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:43,166
通通都封鎖我了，還不夠嗎？

1000
01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:57,000
郭勤勤，妳為什麼要辭職？

1001
01:18:57,791 --> 01:18:59,750
我又不是你的誰，干你什麼事？

1002
01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:00,791
妳是我最好的朋友

1003
01:19:00,875 --> 01:19:02,458
但你不是

1004
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,083
不要這樣

1005
01:19:07,833 --> 01:19:09,333
我就以後都不想再見到你

1006
01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:10,750
可以了嗎？

1007
01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:12,416
-不要這樣…
-不好意思

1008
01:19:20,041 --> 01:19:21,833
-妳燙什麼頭髮？
-開玩笑的啦

1009
01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:23,500
眼淚是排毒

1010
01:19:23,583 --> 01:19:25,166
不哭才完蛋

1011
01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:26,750
很可愛啊，很像我奶奶

1012
01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:28,791
還是妳想要跟我睡同一張床？

1013
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,125
商業智慧分析組郭勤勤

1014
01:19:31,208 --> 01:19:33,208
要不要一起跟我去東京？

1015
01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:36,000
要

1016
01:19:59,208 --> 01:20:01,041
那個…

1017
01:20:01,666 --> 01:20:03,208
她那個…

1018
01:20:14,375 --> 01:20:16,166
好昏喔

1019
01:20:18,833 --> 01:20:19,875
來

1020
01:20:20,958 --> 01:20:22,166
好昏啦

1021
01:20:22,250 --> 01:20:23,791
-你不要搖
-妳好重喔

1022
01:20:24,708 --> 01:20:25,541
小心喔

1023
01:20:26,375 --> 01:20:27,750
那我先閃了

1024
01:20:27,833 --> 01:20:29,958
-謝謝妳把勤勤姐灌醉
-講錯了

1025
01:20:30,041 --> 01:20:31,291
我是面癱姐

1026
01:20:31,375 --> 01:20:32,458
別動啦

1027
01:20:34,458 --> 01:20:35,708
怎麼回去啊妳？

1028
01:20:35,791 --> 01:20:36,916
叫車

1029
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,000
安全嗎？

1030
01:20:39,708 --> 01:20:41,166
我力氣滿大的

1031
01:20:41,250 --> 01:20:43,000
到家傳個簡訊給她

1032
01:20:49,625 --> 01:20:51,708
忘了自我介紹，我是她哥

1033
01:20:52,291 --> 01:20:54,750
上次內傷的醫藥費找時間跟妳請款

1034
01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,916
13樓到了

1035
01:21:01,666 --> 01:21:02,875
高一點

1036
01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:05,333
-這邊？左邊也高
-左邊也高

1037
01:21:05,416 --> 01:21:06,791
-可以
-可以喔？

1038
01:21:06,875 --> 01:21:07,958
黏了

1039
01:21:13,333 --> 01:21:14,791
南之仰

1040
01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:17,583
煩耶

1041
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:20,083
煩不煩啊你？

1042
01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:22,583
-南之仰，開門喔
-妳就繼續待在原地啦

1043
01:21:32,958 --> 01:21:34,458
郭勤勤

1044
01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:44,333
我都計劃好了

1045
01:22:45,250 --> 01:22:46,958
只是妳每次都不等我

1046
01:22:50,458 --> 01:22:51,541
小S跟徐若瑄

1047
01:22:51,625 --> 01:22:52,666
徐若瑄

1048
01:22:53,875 --> 01:22:55,666
宋慧喬跟徐若瑄

1049
01:22:56,708 --> 01:22:57,750
徐若瑄

1050
01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:00,750
-艾瑪史東跟徐若瑄
-徐若瑄

1051
01:23:02,416 --> 01:23:04,291
郭勤勤跟徐若瑄

1052
01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:08,958
妳為什麼不問我這一題？

1053
01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:21,458
我真的都計劃好了

1054
01:23:23,208 --> 01:23:25,333
我們到東京的第二個晚上

1055
01:23:26,666 --> 01:23:28,541
我會帶妳去東京鐵塔

1056
01:23:29,833 --> 01:23:31,916
然後在一大片夜景裡

1057
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,458
我要跟妳說

1058
01:23:34,625 --> 01:23:36,583
我不想再跟妳當朋友了

1059
01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:40,833
我想要陪妳一起

1060
01:23:40,916 --> 01:23:43,041
買鹹酥雞回家配電影

1061
01:23:49,583 --> 01:23:51,208
然後我們一邊走

1062
01:23:52,625 --> 01:23:53,833
一邊聊

1063
01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:56,291
一邊笑

1064
01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:03,291
有一天我會變成一個大胖子

1065
01:24:07,875 --> 01:24:09,375
我真的都想好了

1066
01:25:42,291 --> 01:25:44,291
你記不記得你第一次回家的時候

1067
01:25:44,375 --> 01:25:46,333
跟我說的第一句話是什麼？

1068
01:25:47,083 --> 01:25:48,041
什麼？

1069
01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:51,541
“妳好，我可以抱妳嗎？”

1070
01:25:53,041 --> 01:25:54,125
妳那時候才幾個月大

1071
01:25:54,208 --> 01:25:55,208
妳怎麼會記得？

1072
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:57,208
邱秀瑛記得

1073
01:25:58,000 --> 01:25:59,375
每次只要我一跟你吵架

1074
01:25:59,458 --> 01:26:01,083
她就會說了又說

1075
01:26:08,666 --> 01:26:09,625
哥

1076
01:26:12,791 --> 01:26:15,166
我們都不要再討厭自己了，好不好？

1077
01:26:22,208 --> 01:26:23,125
好

1078
01:26:28,708 --> 01:26:29,625
老闆娘，好久不見

1079
01:26:29,708 --> 01:26:31,375
-老闆
-還記得我嗎？

1080
01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:32,333
記得

1081
01:26:32,416 --> 01:26:34,958
-要吃什麼自己挾，我請
-很久沒有來了

1082
01:26:35,041 --> 01:26:37,041
-你請？
-我請啊

1083
01:26:37,125 --> 01:26:38,916
好，用力挾

1084
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,833
我要鹹酥雞大的，然後魷魚也是大的

1085
01:26:42,375 --> 01:26:43,541
不要很辣喔

1086
01:26:48,458 --> 01:26:51,875
晚上太陽去哪裡了啊？

1087
01:26:51,958 --> 01:26:53,833
去美國啦

1088
01:26:54,916 --> 01:26:58,416
那月亮也是住在美國的嗎？

1089
01:26:58,500 --> 01:27:00,041
對啊

1090
01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:03,958
太陽跟月亮走好遠的路

1091
01:27:04,041 --> 01:27:05,791
好辛苦喔

1092
01:27:05,875 --> 01:27:08,791
所以我們要好好珍惜每一天

1093
01:27:19,958 --> 01:27:21,166
內傷好多了吧？

1094
01:27:24,708 --> 01:27:25,833
今天晚上有沒有空？

1095
01:27:26,583 --> 01:27:27,541
不行

1096
01:27:28,166 --> 01:27:29,708
今天晚上除夕不行

1097
01:27:30,750 --> 01:27:32,375
明天晚上有沒有空？

1098
01:28:07,583 --> 01:28:08,458
來

1099
01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:18,666
我自己會弄啦

1100
01:28:19,291 --> 01:28:20,208
好啦

1101
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,333
你不是不吃辣

1102
01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:26,916
我怎麼不吃辣？

1103
01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:29,083
我最喜歡吃辣

1104
01:28:30,291 --> 01:28:31,541
那是我因為答應了某個人

1105
01:28:31,625 --> 01:28:33,333
要活得比她更久一點

1106
01:28:33,416 --> 01:28:36,250
所以現在每天才
青菜、豆腐、五穀雜糧

1107
01:28:37,791 --> 01:28:39,083
聽你在放屁

1108
01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:40,708
你最好每天青菜、豆腐

1109
01:28:40,791 --> 01:28:42,291
這樣子吃了就不…

1110
01:28:48,791 --> 01:28:49,750
吃這條

1111
01:28:50,291 --> 01:28:52,875
妳剛剛不是說
最好每天青菜、豆腐就不會…

1112
01:29:20,666 --> 01:29:23,166
（刪除應用程式）

1113
01:29:27,458 --> 01:29:28,666
（刪除應用程式）

1114
01:29:55,166 --> 01:29:56,958
他說他要吃泡麵

1115
01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:58,875
我知道啊

1116
01:29:59,791 --> 01:30:02,666
現在同學就是說他先動手的

1117
01:30:02,750 --> 01:30:03,666
你…

1118
01:30:05,916 --> 01:30:07,250
老師講的啊

1119
01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:08,500
改天可以約一下

1120
01:30:08,583 --> 01:30:09,791
-帥哥
-來，各位

1121
01:30:09,875 --> 01:30:11,833
跟大家介紹一位新同事

1122
01:30:14,833 --> 01:30:17,750
大家好，我從小就搬去東京

1123
01:30:17,833 --> 01:30:20,125
所以中文不是很好

1124
01:30:24,208 --> 01:30:25,166
我叫愛德華

1125
01:30:26,416 --> 01:30:27,708
愛德華

1126
01:30:27,791 --> 01:30:29,208
歡迎…

1127
01:30:55,291 --> 01:30:57,208
如果你把上一個五年過爛了

1128
01:30:57,291 --> 01:30:59,375
就不要對不起下一個五年

1129
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:01,958
真好

1130
01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:03,833
我們都還在路上

1131
01:31:03,916 --> 01:31:06,291
還是會繼續犯錯、繼續愛

1132
01:31:06,958 --> 01:31:08,375
活著不愛要幹嘛？

1133
01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:11,666
所以為了繼續愛

1134
01:31:11,750 --> 01:31:13,250
我會好好地活著

1135
01:31:16,041 --> 01:31:17,458
至於你啊

1136
01:31:19,958 --> 01:31:21,458
關掉我的人生吧

1137
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:24,250
好好去過自己想要的生活

1138
01:31:24,333 --> 01:31:26,000
好好去愛