1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,583 (film rolling) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:10,174 (dramatic music) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:20,435 (dramatic music) 6 00:00:28,114 --> 00:00:30,531 (funk music) 7 00:01:57,971 --> 00:02:00,554 (upbeat music) 8 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:28,930 - That's your baby. 9 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:33,280 - I already know. 10 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,930 Mama's baby wanna lick the spoon. 11 00:02:34,930 --> 00:02:36,005 - Mm-hmm, I'm waiting on that. 12 00:02:36,005 --> 00:02:37,008 - Let's do it like old times. 13 00:02:37,008 --> 00:02:38,080 Remember the airplane? 14 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,810 - Mm-hmm, you know I do. 15 00:02:43,690 --> 00:02:44,614 - How's that taste? 16 00:02:44,614 --> 00:02:47,130 - Mother, that is so good. 17 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,243 - That's mama's toot. 18 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:52,040 Now boy, if you don't get over there 19 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:52,873 and finish those dishes 20 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:55,123 and I'm a just go ahead and check the oven. 21 00:02:55,123 --> 00:02:56,126 - All right. 22 00:02:56,126 --> 00:02:58,376 This is gonna be delicious. 23 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:00,355 Damn, that was good. 24 00:03:00,355 --> 00:03:05,267 I can't wait till that's done, ooh. 25 00:03:05,267 --> 00:03:07,017 - That's mama's baby. 26 00:03:14,983 --> 00:03:16,787 - Stop, stop, stop, stop, damn. 27 00:03:16,787 --> 00:03:18,083 Learn how to stop. 28 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,720 Know how to do that, though, head. 29 00:03:24,188 --> 00:03:26,855 (phone ringing) 30 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,190 - Yo! 31 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:38,246 - [Dave] Ray-Ray, what up? 32 00:03:38,246 --> 00:03:39,154 - Hey, what's good, man? 33 00:03:39,154 --> 00:03:40,348 - Hey, I'm about to prank call Reg 34 00:03:40,348 --> 00:03:41,617 on three-way real quick, so don't say nothing. 35 00:03:41,617 --> 00:03:42,653 - Aight, bet. 36 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,240 - Shit 'bout to be funny as hell. 37 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,103 You there? 38 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:48,936 All right. 39 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:53,560 - Hello? 40 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,530 - [Dave] Hello motherfucking it? 41 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:57,490 - Who's this? 42 00:03:57,490 --> 00:03:59,673 - What's your favorite scary movie? 43 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:01,717 - Dave, man, what do you want? 44 00:04:01,717 --> 00:04:05,560 - How do you know this me, I mean Dave? 45 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,060 - I could smell your breath through the phone. 46 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:09,988 - Bitch, anyways, hey bro. 47 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:12,550 I got an epic prank that we can do 48 00:04:12,550 --> 00:04:13,803 to go out on top, fam. 49 00:04:14,850 --> 00:04:16,270 Hey, bro. 50 00:04:16,270 --> 00:04:18,799 Yeah, anyways, we gotta do something epic 51 00:04:18,799 --> 00:04:21,290 to go out with a bang, bro. 52 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:22,126 - A bang? 53 00:04:22,126 --> 00:04:22,959 - [Dave] Yes. 54 00:04:22,959 --> 00:04:24,078 I'm talking about social media fame. 55 00:04:24,078 --> 00:04:27,003 Something that would immortalize us. 56 00:04:27,003 --> 00:04:29,174 - I don't know, man, knowing you, 57 00:04:29,174 --> 00:04:31,680 that sound kinda risky. 58 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,470 And plus, I'm trying to focus on getting into college. 59 00:04:34,470 --> 00:04:36,015 - Bro, only stupid people go to college, 60 00:04:36,015 --> 00:04:37,890 which leads me to my next point. 61 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:38,810 You're already in. 62 00:04:38,810 --> 00:04:41,820 - Well, I'm trying to focus on like keeping 63 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:43,040 my image clean. 64 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,900 - When did you become such a pussy? 65 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:45,850 - I'm not a pussy, man. 66 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,700 (Mom clearing throat) 67 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:48,710 - [Dave] Ray-Ray, back me up here. 68 00:04:48,710 --> 00:04:50,270 - Hey, yeah, so look, so look, 69 00:04:50,270 --> 00:04:54,000 I'm down for whatever gets these women involved. 70 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,533 - See, Reg, Ray-Ray's in. 71 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:57,880 He wants pussy, not to be one. 72 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,080 - Look, there's other ways of getting pussy, 73 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:05,494 women, like being a gentlemen. 74 00:05:05,494 --> 00:05:08,960 - Man, see, there he go again. 75 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,170 That's way too much work. 76 00:05:10,170 --> 00:05:12,460 - Man, look, I'm not saying we blowing things up 77 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:13,293 or anything illegal. 78 00:05:13,293 --> 00:05:15,000 I just want us to be noticed. 79 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,040 - Man, ain't you tired of just being 80 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,760 in your room all day jerking off? 81 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:18,840 - Come on, man, let's just do this 82 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,283 one last thing, bro, please. 83 00:05:21,345 --> 00:05:22,203 - Come on Reg. 84 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:25,206 - All right, man, cool. 85 00:05:25,206 --> 00:05:26,490 - Whoo! 86 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:27,890 - [Dave] Bring on the pussy. 87 00:05:32,501 --> 00:05:35,001 - Fuck, I just got this phone. 88 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,083 Mom! 89 00:05:38,053 --> 00:05:40,264 I think I need a new phone. 90 00:05:40,264 --> 00:05:42,610 - Did this nigga just say whoo hoo? 91 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,615 I need some new friends. 92 00:05:43,615 --> 00:05:46,198 (upbeat music) 93 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:51,840 - Where you been, man? You late. 94 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:54,360 - Hold on, boop, boop, you say what? 95 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,900 - I said where you been, you late. 96 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:58,890 - Why you didn't just say that? 97 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:00,149 - Always got an excuse, man. 98 00:06:00,149 --> 00:06:01,323 - [Dave] My bad, bro. 99 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,413 - Oh, there he go right there. 100 00:06:06,197 --> 00:06:07,030 - Did you get him? There he go. 101 00:06:08,930 --> 00:06:09,763 - Yeah, my dawg. 102 00:06:09,763 --> 00:06:10,596 Hey, listen, man. 103 00:06:10,596 --> 00:06:11,429 - What's up? 104 00:06:11,429 --> 00:06:12,262 - While you out here Tony Hawkins, 105 00:06:12,262 --> 00:06:14,618 table number two need they order, man. 106 00:06:14,618 --> 00:06:15,451 - Got you. 107 00:06:15,451 --> 00:06:16,589 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 108 00:06:16,589 --> 00:06:18,380 I drank about four of them apple juices. 109 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:19,213 - [Dave] Wow. 110 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,046 - Stomach ma, bleb, bleb, bleb. 111 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,731 - Bloo, bloop, I already know. 112 00:06:21,731 --> 00:06:22,920 - [Cook] Man, I'm farted double time, 113 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:23,782 don't tell nobody. - That's you? 114 00:06:23,782 --> 00:06:24,615 - [Cook] Yeah, that's me, man. 115 00:06:24,615 --> 00:06:25,518 - That's crazy. 116 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:27,268 Table two, table two. 117 00:06:29,559 --> 00:06:30,392 Table two. 118 00:06:32,249 --> 00:06:34,570 Hey, how you put this hairnet on. 119 00:06:34,570 --> 00:06:36,313 Never mind, I'll figure it out. 120 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:39,387 Let's get this, what they get some burgers. 121 00:07:10,649 --> 00:07:14,240 Oh, shit, they seen me, did they see me? 122 00:07:22,019 --> 00:07:24,707 (phone ringing) 123 00:07:24,707 --> 00:07:26,250 What? 124 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:27,350 Nah, nigga, we closed. 125 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:29,763 Appreciate you. 126 00:07:29,763 --> 00:07:30,596 Hang that. 127 00:07:41,913 --> 00:07:42,746 Order up. 128 00:07:45,113 --> 00:07:45,946 Order up. 129 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:49,870 Guess I gotta take this shit myself. 130 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:53,593 Hey, this for y'all or the kids. 131 00:07:53,593 --> 00:07:55,169 Right here, baby. 132 00:07:55,169 --> 00:07:56,910 Your family, you ain't gonna feed your kids? 133 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,730 - Shit, these ain't my kids. 134 00:07:58,730 --> 00:07:59,730 - These ain't your kids? 135 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,203 Let me see, look at me. 136 00:08:02,062 --> 00:08:02,895 Y'all got a hairline, 137 00:08:02,895 --> 00:08:04,302 them ain't my kids, either. 138 00:08:04,302 --> 00:08:06,670 Call the CPS on you. 139 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:11,670 - What the? 140 00:08:19,243 --> 00:08:20,493 - Bloop, bloop, 141 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:24,225 bloop, bloop, bloop. 142 00:08:24,225 --> 00:08:25,622 - [Customer] Man! 143 00:08:25,622 --> 00:08:26,709 - [Cook] What the? 144 00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:28,547 - There's ants on this burger. 145 00:08:28,547 --> 00:08:29,855 (woman retching) 146 00:08:29,855 --> 00:08:30,855 - What you say, man? 147 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:32,927 - Man, there's ants on this motherfuckin' burger. 148 00:08:32,927 --> 00:08:33,900 - [Cook] Ants? 149 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,039 - [Customer] What type of joint is this, bro? 150 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:37,050 - [Cook] It's, uh... 151 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,020 - You left the plastic on the cheese. 152 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:40,010 - [Cook] Now you trippin', man. 153 00:08:40,010 --> 00:08:40,843 Just take the plastic off the cheese. 154 00:08:40,843 --> 00:08:42,804 - Y'all some pathetic ass black motherfuckers. 155 00:08:42,804 --> 00:08:45,127 - [Cook] Nigga, lookin' like a cricket man, 156 00:08:45,127 --> 00:08:46,210 should be happy. 157 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:48,360 Hey, look, hey, Dave, come here man. 158 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,193 - Huh? 159 00:08:51,177 --> 00:08:52,377 Man, I'm tryna eat, fam. 160 00:08:53,479 --> 00:08:55,090 Bullshit. 161 00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:56,170 - Wrapper on this cheese again, 162 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:57,720 let me see this. 163 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,820 - You actually ate the wrapper, though, that's crazy. 164 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:00,653 - [Customer] Yeah, I don't know. 165 00:09:00,653 --> 00:09:02,451 - Hey, man, what's wrong with you, man? 166 00:09:02,451 --> 00:09:03,337 - What? 167 00:09:03,337 --> 00:09:05,347 - You got ants on the bun. 168 00:09:05,347 --> 00:09:07,475 I just got rid of, 169 00:09:07,475 --> 00:09:08,516 I just rid of the roaches, man. 170 00:09:08,516 --> 00:09:09,390 - I forgot about that. 171 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:10,920 - And you put ants on people bun. 172 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,570 - [Cook] But, look, they edible, man. 173 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:14,790 It's harmless, look, they harmless bro. 174 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:15,623 - Man, let me tell you about harmless. 175 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:16,570 Harmless is baby Jesus sleeping 176 00:09:16,570 --> 00:09:17,765 in a manger, that's harmless. 177 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:18,896 - Yeah, that is, you right. 178 00:09:18,896 --> 00:09:20,368 - But you puttin' ants on people bun, 179 00:09:20,368 --> 00:09:22,703 you gonna get my business shut down, man. 180 00:09:22,703 --> 00:09:24,696 - Look, look at this. 181 00:09:24,696 --> 00:09:26,499 This one might be real. 182 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:27,660 Oh, no, that's fake. 183 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:28,883 Taste like shit, but it's fake, though, man. 184 00:09:28,883 --> 00:09:30,790 - This ain't "Bug's Life" Dave. 185 00:09:30,790 --> 00:09:32,850 You fired, man, get outta here, bro. 186 00:09:32,850 --> 00:09:34,820 - My God. 187 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:35,653 Hold on. 188 00:09:35,653 --> 00:09:37,242 Before I leave, let me find- 189 00:09:37,242 --> 00:09:39,075 - [Cook] I'll sing it. 190 00:09:40,464 --> 00:09:41,297 - Phil, watch out Phil. 191 00:09:41,297 --> 00:09:42,130 Move out. 192 00:09:42,130 --> 00:09:43,400 Excuse me, can you scoot up, 193 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,500 scoot over, fam. 194 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,626 Can you lift your hat up for me? 195 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,530 Man, it ain't under there, what the fuck. 196 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:48,452 Is it under you? 197 00:09:48,452 --> 00:09:49,550 (child squealing) 198 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:51,820 Ooh, you gotta change him. 199 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:52,688 - [Cook] What you lookin' for, man? 200 00:09:52,688 --> 00:09:54,966 - I'm trying to find who the fuck you talking to. 201 00:09:54,966 --> 00:09:56,970 - Man, get your airhead ass outta here, man. 202 00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:58,176 - [Dave] Oh, shit. 203 00:09:58,176 --> 00:10:00,676 (funky music) 204 00:10:12,202 --> 00:10:13,674 - [Cook] Oh, you back? 205 00:10:13,674 --> 00:10:14,824 - Forgot my skateboard. 206 00:10:15,957 --> 00:10:16,874 Boop, boop. 207 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,760 - This raggedy ass motherfuckin' TV done went out again. 208 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,810 I'm 'bout ready to toss this motherfucker here. 209 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:30,643 - [Announcer] Miles per hour. 210 00:10:30,643 --> 00:10:31,476 - Goddamn. 211 00:10:31,476 --> 00:10:32,766 - [Announcer] What's the temperature. 212 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,683 (doorbell ringing) 213 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,900 - What's up Pops? 214 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,889 - Ain't no motherfuckin' what's up motherfucker. 215 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,543 What the hell is you doing here so damn early? 216 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:44,900 - I got fired. 217 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:45,920 - You got fired? 218 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,770 - Yeah. - For what now? 219 00:10:47,770 --> 00:10:50,020 - What you get fired for? 220 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:51,110 - [Dave] I put some prank ants on- 221 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,017 - Yeah, just a fuckin' bet you did goddamn it. 222 00:10:53,017 --> 00:10:56,550 This the second motherfuckin' job in two fuckin' months 223 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:57,383 you done lost. 224 00:10:57,383 --> 00:10:58,680 That come from your motherfuckin' ass 225 00:10:58,680 --> 00:10:59,780 strollin' the fuck around here 226 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,363 on that long ass motherfuckin' skateboard 227 00:11:01,363 --> 00:11:03,880 with them two other motherfuckin' goofballs 228 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,260 talking 'bout goddamn pranks. 229 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,419 Now you done lost your motherfuckin' job. 230 00:11:06,419 --> 00:11:07,710 Fuckin' shit talkin' 'bout a motherfuckin' prank. 231 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:08,713 (phone ringing) 232 00:11:08,713 --> 00:11:09,780 - Hello? 233 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:11,065 - Hang the motherfuckin' phone up, goddamn it. 234 00:11:11,065 --> 00:11:11,898 - You see I made two conversations. 235 00:11:11,898 --> 00:11:13,480 - Hang the goddamn phone up. 236 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,313 I'm tell you one thing motherfucker, 237 00:11:14,313 --> 00:11:16,585 you got one week to find you a goddamn job, 238 00:11:16,585 --> 00:11:18,100 'cause you ain't fittin' to lay 239 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,742 your ass around here strollin' through my shit 240 00:11:19,742 --> 00:11:22,110 happy with that long ass motherfuckin' skateboard. 241 00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:23,774 You get you a motherfuckin' paper route 242 00:11:23,774 --> 00:11:26,865 or hop your ass on Snag-a-Job or Indeed 243 00:11:26,865 --> 00:11:28,807 and get you a goddamn job motherfucker, 244 00:11:28,807 --> 00:11:30,364 'cause the first and last, 245 00:11:30,364 --> 00:11:32,540 last motherfuckin' time. 246 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:34,710 That's the last motherfuckin' time 247 00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:35,543 you gonna lose a job 248 00:11:35,543 --> 00:11:36,593 in my motherfuckin' house. 249 00:11:36,593 --> 00:11:37,596 You get that way and hop your ass 250 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:39,240 on this motherfuckin' computer 251 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,890 and get your a job, nigga, I best believe that. 252 00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:41,960 - Can you get me a job with you. 253 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:42,793 - Hell, fuck no. 254 00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:44,433 You can no motherfuckin dick 255 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:45,266 like I can motherfucker. 256 00:11:45,266 --> 00:11:47,132 You gonna fuck up my shit? 257 00:11:47,132 --> 00:11:49,862 I'm not gonna let you fuck up my shit motherfucker. 258 00:11:49,862 --> 00:11:51,130 You can head that way 259 00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:52,910 and hop on that motherfuckin' computer 260 00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:55,068 and get you a motherfuckin' job. 261 00:11:55,068 --> 00:11:57,532 I'm not taking care of no grown ass nigga, 262 00:11:57,532 --> 00:11:59,130 get that way. 263 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:01,113 Put that motherfuckin' skateboard down. 264 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,073 That way. 265 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,713 Goddamn, leave the board. 266 00:12:07,670 --> 00:12:09,455 Talkin' 'bout you lost your motherfuckin' job. 267 00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:12,783 I'm a print my foot in your ass, go that way. 268 00:12:14,012 --> 00:12:15,313 Lose a another motherfuckin' job, 269 00:12:15,313 --> 00:12:18,054 talkin' 'bout can you work for me. 270 00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:20,337 What the fuck you thinkin'? 271 00:12:20,337 --> 00:12:21,170 - Nothing. 272 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:26,443 He gonna slap me 273 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,393 in my face 274 00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:31,443 with a Hawaiian shirt on. 275 00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:34,470 Gonna slap me in my face. 276 00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:37,584 Huh? 277 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,053 Time for the serious shit. 278 00:12:45,382 --> 00:12:46,593 Look at these pranks. 279 00:12:52,892 --> 00:12:54,347 (Dave laughing) 280 00:12:54,347 --> 00:12:55,514 That's stupid. 281 00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:59,440 Man, I need something better than that, though. 282 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:05,753 Okay. 283 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,633 Tank. 284 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,543 Ooh, shit. 285 00:13:18,794 --> 00:13:19,711 Is he dead? 286 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:24,923 Car. 287 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:26,793 He tryna die. 288 00:13:28,889 --> 00:13:31,163 Aw, I need something else. 289 00:13:38,627 --> 00:13:40,093 That's perfect. 290 00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:42,853 I just need a car. 291 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,353 Fuck no. 292 00:13:48,353 --> 00:13:50,540 I won't even make it out the driveway. 293 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:51,373 Oh, Silas. 294 00:13:52,737 --> 00:13:54,737 This nigga can't see me. 295 00:13:55,756 --> 00:13:57,423 Gonna get Silas car. 296 00:13:58,932 --> 00:14:01,182 That's perfect for a prank. 297 00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:02,912 Silas car. 298 00:14:11,549 --> 00:14:14,216 (phone buzzing) 299 00:14:18,527 --> 00:14:20,479 (Dave farting) 300 00:14:20,479 --> 00:14:21,312 Excuse me. 301 00:14:26,676 --> 00:14:29,009 This prank 'bout to be epic. 302 00:14:35,196 --> 00:14:36,029 Mm. 303 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:42,180 These my mama shirts? 304 00:14:43,334 --> 00:14:44,167 Whatever. 305 00:14:46,246 --> 00:14:47,079 Mm. 306 00:14:48,337 --> 00:14:49,170 Stupid. 307 00:14:52,686 --> 00:14:55,269 (upbeat music) 308 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,130 - Where we going now, man? 309 00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:09,303 - I told you bro. 310 00:15:09,303 --> 00:15:11,040 I come up with another video. 311 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:11,873 - Yeah? 312 00:15:11,873 --> 00:15:12,706 - Yeah. 313 00:15:12,706 --> 00:15:13,539 - Oh. 314 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:14,372 What is it? 315 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,205 - It's a surprise. 316 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:17,580 - I'm sure it is. 317 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,210 Does it involve women. 318 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,530 - No. 319 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,080 - Look, man, you seem to have 320 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,230 an unhealthy obsession with women and weed. 321 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,460 - What's wrong with you? 322 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,590 - What's wrong with me? 323 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,780 You got an unhealthy obsession with your mom. 324 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:32,360 - No, I have an unhealthy obsession with his mom. 325 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,300 - Hey, forget both of y'all. 326 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,485 I do not have an unhealthy obsession with my mother. 327 00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:38,470 She just wants to spend time with me 328 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:39,303 before I leave. 329 00:15:39,303 --> 00:15:40,136 - Mm. 330 00:15:40,136 --> 00:15:41,920 - That's what she said. 331 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,940 - Dave, bro, where you guys going? 332 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,240 - Silas' house. 333 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,073 - What? 334 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,400 - What? 335 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,698 - Bro. 336 00:15:51,698 --> 00:15:54,160 You know the dude's a psycho, right? 337 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,835 - Nobody just goes to Silas' house 338 00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:56,996 unless they want their ass kicked. 339 00:15:56,996 --> 00:15:58,010 - Thank you. 340 00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,275 - Nobody go to Silas' house unless 341 00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:00,666 they want they ass kicked, man. 342 00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:03,354 Ass kicked man, ass kicked man. 343 00:16:03,354 --> 00:16:05,670 Ass kicked man, ass kicked man, 344 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:06,700 ass kick, hear that. 345 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:08,943 - Shut up, man. 346 00:16:08,943 --> 00:16:09,776 - I already talked to him man. 347 00:16:09,776 --> 00:16:11,910 He told us to swing by. 348 00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:12,920 - I'm not going down there. 349 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:13,870 I'm staying right here. 350 00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:14,703 - You talked to him? 351 00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:16,210 - Y'all gotta stop being such pussies, man, 352 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:17,247 come on, bro. 353 00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:19,000 - No, no, no, no, no. 354 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:19,860 - It's all you bro. 355 00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:21,100 - I'm staying right here. 356 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:21,933 - All right, y'all stay here, 357 00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:22,900 I'll go by myself. 358 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:23,733 - No problem. 359 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:25,723 - But if I die, 360 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,218 you know you get the knot in your... 361 00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:30,220 - Yeah. 362 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:33,053 - If I die, it's, it's on the mic. 363 00:16:34,721 --> 00:16:37,654 - Rest in peace. - I'm chillin', peace. 364 00:16:37,654 --> 00:16:38,890 What's up with your boy, man. 365 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:39,723 - He crazy. 366 00:16:39,723 --> 00:16:41,127 (funk music) 367 00:16:41,127 --> 00:16:42,130 ♪ Don't come around here ♪ 368 00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:43,600 ♪ The DA ♪ 369 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,860 ♪ Don't come around here ♪ 370 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:46,183 ♪ My baby's mama ♪ 371 00:16:46,183 --> 00:16:47,591 ♪ Don't come around here ♪ 372 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:48,594 - Y'all some pussies. 373 00:16:48,594 --> 00:16:49,596 ♪ All your drama ♪ 374 00:16:49,596 --> 00:16:51,100 You might not wanna step on his grass. 375 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,103 Walk around. 376 00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:54,108 ♪ That shit be slingin' ♪ 377 00:16:54,108 --> 00:16:55,556 ♪ Don't come around ♪ 378 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,031 ♪ The lead you drinkin' ♪ 379 00:16:57,031 --> 00:17:00,448 ♪ Don't come around here ♪ 380 00:17:08,626 --> 00:17:11,543 (doorbell buzzing) 381 00:17:21,618 --> 00:17:22,451 Busy Bo? 382 00:17:22,451 --> 00:17:23,730 Bro, that's crazy. 383 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,703 I was just rappin' one of your verses, fam. 384 00:17:25,703 --> 00:17:27,540 - What the fuck do you want, maricon? 385 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,892 - I was just playing, Silas, hey, look. 386 00:17:28,892 --> 00:17:33,100 My friends and I, man, we in need of a car, right? 387 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:33,933 So I was hoping that maybe 388 00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:34,994 you could help us out, you know. 389 00:17:34,994 --> 00:17:36,359 Help a brother out. 390 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:37,192 - [Silas] Don't touch me. 391 00:17:37,192 --> 00:17:38,025 - Oh, my God. 392 00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:39,090 That's prison strong. 393 00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:41,307 - Tell me to help a brother out, I don't know you. 394 00:17:41,307 --> 00:17:44,173 - You did sit on my head about three weeks ago. 395 00:17:45,028 --> 00:17:47,293 - No, no, I don't remember that. 396 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,163 - How you don't remember? 397 00:17:49,163 --> 00:17:50,290 How many dudes' heads you had by 398 00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:51,170 your booty on the regular? 399 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,070 - Hey, listen to me, okay, 400 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,430 you don't play with me, okay? 401 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,010 - I was just playing, Silas, but look. 402 00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:56,763 Hey, about that car, that's a no? 403 00:17:58,490 --> 00:18:00,341 - Of course it's a fuckin' no motherfucker. 404 00:18:00,341 --> 00:18:02,550 - Watch my hairline bessimo. 405 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:09,860 He said yes. 406 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:10,693 - No fuckin' way. 407 00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:11,526 - Yeah, he say we could come by 408 00:18:11,526 --> 00:18:12,470 and get it later. 409 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,840 - So he just said you could get it? 410 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,370 - Yes, let's go back to my place 411 00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:16,447 before he come out. 412 00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:17,449 - Wow. 413 00:18:17,449 --> 00:18:18,699 - Come on, man. 414 00:18:19,997 --> 00:18:21,181 You still got the blunt. 415 00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:22,184 - Fuck that shit. 416 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,513 - Come on, man, you gotta smoke it. 417 00:18:24,513 --> 00:18:25,523 This is crazy. 418 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:33,500 Cleared it. 419 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,700 - Always gotta be extra. 420 00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:38,393 - Come man. 421 00:18:39,899 --> 00:18:41,820 Get your ass up here. 422 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,110 - Bruh, who are you texting? 423 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:45,232 - Bruh, he is always on his phone, man. 424 00:18:45,232 --> 00:18:46,330 - All right, so look. 425 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:50,210 I just got myself a nice piece of ass on Tinder, bro. 426 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,240 Gonna meet up with her later, too. 427 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,339 - Bro, I wish. 428 00:18:53,339 --> 00:18:55,088 I pray to God that one day I could be 429 00:18:55,088 --> 00:18:57,634 as ugly as, I mean as lucky as you. 430 00:18:57,634 --> 00:18:58,635 - [Ray-Ray] Get the hell outta here. 431 00:18:58,635 --> 00:19:01,411 - Hey, I hear you with all that Tinder stuff, man, 432 00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:04,360 but it's only one girl I want right now. 433 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,420 - [Dave] Here he go. 434 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:07,440 Lily? 435 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,773 - Yep, you know it. 436 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,760 - Dawg, I don't get it. 437 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,632 Like it's hundreds, well, it's like 50 438 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,250 of girls at our school 439 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,380 that actually like you. 440 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:19,270 - I don't even know why? 441 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,380 - [Dave] Yeah, I don't know either. 442 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:21,213 - Makes no sense. 443 00:19:21,213 --> 00:19:22,810 - And you just stuck on this one girl 444 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,250 that's like way outta your league, man. 445 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,670 Like I don't get it. 446 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:26,520 - Outta my league? 447 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,353 - [Dave] Yeah. 448 00:19:27,353 --> 00:19:28,460 - See, that's where y'all went wrong, man. 449 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,963 She's not outta my league. 450 00:19:31,189 --> 00:19:33,903 - She is definitely outta your league. 451 00:19:33,903 --> 00:19:36,806 - Bro, this is how outta your league she is. 452 00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:37,887 Let's say y'all playing baseball, all right? 453 00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:38,720 - [Reg] Okay. 454 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,893 - And she up to bat, you pitchin', 455 00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:41,402 so she got the bat cocked back like this. 456 00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:42,570 Wait on your pitch. 457 00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:43,573 You look at the catcher. 458 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,480 He give you the signal for a slider, 459 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,527 you're like no, fam. 460 00:19:46,527 --> 00:19:48,500 Then he used a signal for a fastball, 461 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,180 you like nah, fuck that. 462 00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:52,550 So he give you the signal for a curveball 463 00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,570 and you like, yeah, bet, right. 464 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,661 So you take a deep breath. 465 00:19:56,661 --> 00:19:57,681 (Dave exhaling) 466 00:19:57,681 --> 00:19:58,700 Your crack your arm back 467 00:19:58,700 --> 00:19:59,690 and throw a football. 468 00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:02,370 That's how outta your league she is. 469 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:03,203 - [Reg] Man. 470 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,725 - I'm just saying like what is it about her 471 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,060 that you like, I don't get it. 472 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,010 What is it about her? 473 00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:08,130 - Seriously? - Yeah. 474 00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:09,830 - Y'all don't see it? 475 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,040 Oh, my God. 476 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:16,040 She just so quirky and sexy, man, and just. 477 00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:18,357 - All right, you know, look, 478 00:20:18,357 --> 00:20:19,699 look, all this shit is real nice, 479 00:20:19,699 --> 00:20:22,430 but dawg, she got a ass. 480 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,263 - She do. 481 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,096 - [Ray-Ray] Oh, God bless. 482 00:20:24,096 --> 00:20:24,929 - Yeah, I give her that. 483 00:20:24,929 --> 00:20:25,762 - [Reg] She's got a nice ass. 484 00:20:25,762 --> 00:20:26,595 - She do got a nice ass. 485 00:20:26,595 --> 00:20:28,380 - Mm, and those legs, too. 486 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:30,200 I can just hold up and... 487 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,580 - [Dave] Yeah, her legs are all right. 488 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,413 - [Ray-Ray] She got some nice legs. 489 00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:33,780 - And some calf muscles, too. 490 00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,310 They so sexy and cute, 491 00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,641 like a little ballerina, must- 492 00:20:38,641 --> 00:20:39,793 - [Dave] All right, all right, 493 00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:40,796 now you going a little bit too far. 494 00:20:40,796 --> 00:20:41,629 - You good, no, no. 495 00:20:41,629 --> 00:20:42,702 - [Dave] You don't need no more of that. 496 00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:44,477 You good, that's crazy. 497 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:48,034 - Yo, Reg, you got some weird ass fetishes, bro. 498 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:50,110 - Listen, man, I told y'all before 499 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,293 I do not have weird fetishes, okay. 500 00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:55,700 - Oh, man, look, you probably like fuckin' toes 501 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:56,917 and ears and ass, too, huh. 502 00:20:56,917 --> 00:21:01,003 - Oh, my God, ears, ass is cool, but ears? Mm. 503 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:05,333 I sucked a lot of ass in my life, but ears, wax. 504 00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:08,000 Oh, look, look, order, order, order. 505 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,187 I got this ultimate prank. 506 00:21:09,187 --> 00:21:10,677 - Order, who made you judge? 507 00:21:10,677 --> 00:21:11,970 - Mathis got that. 508 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,575 Listen, I got this ultimate prank 509 00:21:13,575 --> 00:21:16,467 that's gonna be better than any prank we ever did. 510 00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:17,768 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 511 00:21:17,768 --> 00:21:19,549 - Better than the Uber one? 512 00:21:19,549 --> 00:21:20,382 - Uber? 513 00:21:21,557 --> 00:21:23,910 - Hey, you don't look like the picture 514 00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:24,743 from the Uber app. 515 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,910 - Ah, man, old ass picture, man, 516 00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:29,212 fuck that picture, man. 517 00:21:29,212 --> 00:21:30,580 Y'all ain't got nothing on y'all, do y'all? 518 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,413 - Oh, no, no. 519 00:21:32,868 --> 00:21:34,149 It's just a camera. 520 00:21:34,149 --> 00:21:35,920 - [Driver] Wait, where y'all are going to? 521 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,349 - Oh, we going to the park, 522 00:21:37,349 --> 00:21:39,160 set up for my brother's birthday party. 523 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:39,993 - Park. 524 00:21:39,993 --> 00:21:41,349 Mother. 525 00:21:41,349 --> 00:21:42,348 Fuck a mother. 526 00:21:42,348 --> 00:21:43,650 - Fuck a mother, what? 527 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:44,483 - What? - Hey. 528 00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,109 - Man, I just spent the last 10 years 529 00:21:47,109 --> 00:21:49,300 in prison 'cause of my mother, man, 530 00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,970 I killed my mother, a prank went wrong, man. 531 00:21:51,970 --> 00:21:52,803 Fuck that. 532 00:21:52,803 --> 00:21:54,050 I hate mothers. 533 00:21:54,050 --> 00:21:55,700 - Yeah, you could stop right here. 534 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:56,750 This is fine. 535 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,234 This is fine. 536 00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,600 - [Together] Holy shit! 537 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,602 - What the? 538 00:22:00,602 --> 00:22:02,522 (driver screaming) 539 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:03,355 - [Dave] Holy shit. 540 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:04,762 - I'm not going back to prison. 541 00:22:04,762 --> 00:22:07,262 (all yelling) 542 00:22:09,013 --> 00:22:10,960 - It's a perfect prank, bruh. 543 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,540 - What I hate more than mothers is pranks. 544 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:15,600 Prank this skank. 545 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,715 Get out. 546 00:22:16,715 --> 00:22:19,215 (all yelling) 547 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,377 I'm killing you. 548 00:22:22,389 --> 00:22:23,550 - Hey that was- 549 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,110 - That was not funny, man. 550 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,730 That guy actually lost his mother. 551 00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:28,563 - [Ray-Ray] Come on. 552 00:22:28,563 --> 00:22:29,714 - He did not lose his mother. 553 00:22:29,714 --> 00:22:30,570 - [Ray-Ray] Right. 554 00:22:30,570 --> 00:22:32,020 - She died. 555 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:32,863 Stupid. 556 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,720 - So you know, how 'bout that prank 557 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,930 you did on old boy? 558 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:38,130 - [Dave] Who? 559 00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:39,060 - Matthew. 560 00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:40,100 - Bro. - Man. 561 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,650 - That prank was amazing. 562 00:22:41,650 --> 00:22:42,483 - Not that funny. 563 00:22:42,483 --> 00:22:43,680 - Reg. 564 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,070 Get that thought outta your ass, bro. 565 00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:46,080 Here, take a hit of this. 566 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,100 - [Reg] I'm good, man. 567 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:47,933 I'm straight. 568 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:48,810 - Shit, more for me. 569 00:22:48,810 --> 00:22:50,064 - Matthew was crying, man, 570 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:52,900 and Dave, you got kicked out. 571 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:53,806 - But it was worth it. 572 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,120 That was like one of our most viewed pranks. 573 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,020 - A hundred views? 574 00:22:58,112 --> 00:22:59,720 Hell, man, do you ever get sick 575 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,633 of doing these prank videos? 576 00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:02,480 - Seriously, bro, do you ever get sick 577 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,810 of being named after regular weed? 578 00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:05,530 This is my passion, man. 579 00:23:05,530 --> 00:23:07,353 It's like my creative outlet. 580 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,315 - To make other people cry? 581 00:23:09,315 --> 00:23:10,973 - Bro, Matthew was the only one 582 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:12,630 that actually cried off a prank. 583 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:13,550 - [Ray-Ray] Right. 584 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:14,979 - Oh, oh, and that toddler. 585 00:23:14,979 --> 00:23:16,220 But that wasn't my fault. 586 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,060 That was her mom fault, 587 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,374 like who signs their baby up for baby dodge ball? 588 00:23:19,374 --> 00:23:20,652 Like it's stupid. 589 00:23:20,652 --> 00:23:22,681 - Man, you can't keep doing these prank videos 590 00:23:22,681 --> 00:23:24,473 for the rest of your life, man. 591 00:23:24,473 --> 00:23:26,071 - Bro, you know how many people 592 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,940 that make a career off of prank videos. 593 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,926 - Maybe you should think about going 594 00:23:30,926 --> 00:23:33,300 to college like me? 595 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,720 - Stupid people go to college. 596 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,430 - Seriously, man, you need to start thinking 597 00:23:36,430 --> 00:23:37,263 about your future. 598 00:23:37,263 --> 00:23:38,096 - Yes, mother. 599 00:23:38,096 --> 00:23:39,390 - What? 600 00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:40,280 Shit, you, too. 601 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,113 - Yeah. 602 00:23:41,113 --> 00:23:41,946 - [Ray-Ray] Huh? 603 00:23:41,946 --> 00:23:43,070 - You. 604 00:23:43,070 --> 00:23:46,009 - Hey, man, don't drag me into this. 605 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,417 - He dragged you in, too. 606 00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:48,717 - [Ray-Ray] Oh, fuck that. 607 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,170 - Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on. 608 00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:53,239 It's time to go get Silas' car. 609 00:23:53,239 --> 00:23:54,072 - [Ray-Ray] All right, fo sho'. 610 00:23:54,072 --> 00:23:55,630 - [Dave] No, no, no, no, y'all stay here. 611 00:23:55,630 --> 00:23:56,463 You got something on your shirt. 612 00:23:56,463 --> 00:23:57,296 - What? - Bloop. 613 00:23:57,296 --> 00:23:58,805 Hear that. 614 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,490 (gate rattling) 615 00:24:00,490 --> 00:24:01,439 - Wish you woulda fell. 616 00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:02,780 - He gonna go steal the car. 617 00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:03,722 - You know what? 618 00:24:03,722 --> 00:24:05,023 He just might. 619 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,096 But, he can do that all he want to 620 00:24:08,096 --> 00:24:11,130 because if he's about to go piss Silas off, 621 00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:13,040 shit, I'm staying right here. 622 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,168 He on his own with that. 623 00:24:15,168 --> 00:24:18,590 - Damn, chill, Reg. 624 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:21,230 Lily don't like tight asses like you. 625 00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:22,464 - How many times I gotta get telling y'all, 626 00:24:22,464 --> 00:24:25,370 I am not a tight ass. 627 00:24:25,370 --> 00:24:27,720 - You sound just like your mother. 628 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,553 All right? 629 00:24:28,553 --> 00:24:31,310 No girl want a dude who sound like a bitch. 630 00:24:31,310 --> 00:24:33,330 I ain't calling your mom a bitch, 631 00:24:33,330 --> 00:24:34,330 I'm just saying. 632 00:24:34,330 --> 00:24:37,997 (playful suspenseful music) 633 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,680 - [Dave] Dumb ass left his keys. 634 00:25:20,341 --> 00:25:23,091 (engine revving) 635 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,803 - What you think he gonna do? 636 00:25:34,803 --> 00:25:36,583 - Man, he ain't shit, I don't know. 637 00:25:37,730 --> 00:25:39,841 - Here we go, we'll find out in a minute. 638 00:25:39,841 --> 00:25:40,843 - Yeah? 639 00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:42,900 (gate rattling) 640 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:43,733 - Man, what the hell? 641 00:25:43,733 --> 00:25:44,566 - Hold on. 642 00:25:46,335 --> 00:25:48,297 He said we can get the car? 643 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:49,480 - So he says you can get it? 644 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,610 - [Dave] Yeah, bruh, come on. 645 00:25:50,610 --> 00:25:52,020 - Stop playing. 646 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:53,812 ♪ He said we can get it ♪ 647 00:25:53,812 --> 00:25:55,412 ♪ He said we can get it ♪ 648 00:25:55,412 --> 00:25:56,607 ♪ Oh, he said, we can, bitch ♪ 649 00:25:56,607 --> 00:25:57,946 - Oh, you wanna battle, what's up. 650 00:25:57,946 --> 00:25:59,785 ♪ He said we can get it ♪ 651 00:25:59,785 --> 00:26:00,618 - Don't let him call you out. 652 00:26:00,618 --> 00:26:02,926 Bro, what you got. 653 00:26:02,926 --> 00:26:03,759 - [Ray-Ray] What? 654 00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:04,937 - Bro, what is you doing? 655 00:26:06,109 --> 00:26:06,942 You doing a blade? 656 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:07,930 - [Reg] Who taught you that, man. 657 00:26:07,930 --> 00:26:08,890 - Oh, that's crazy. 658 00:26:08,890 --> 00:26:09,971 You deserve this. 659 00:26:09,971 --> 00:26:10,804 You won, fam. 660 00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:11,637 - Yeah, you won. 661 00:26:11,637 --> 00:26:12,470 - There you go. 662 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:13,303 All right, come on, let's go, man. 663 00:26:13,303 --> 00:26:14,136 He said we could do it. 664 00:26:14,136 --> 00:26:15,803 - Where is he going? 665 00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:18,290 - I guess we going. 666 00:26:20,530 --> 00:26:21,743 - I guess he's going. 667 00:26:24,290 --> 00:26:25,560 Hey, wait up. 668 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,053 - Yo, what's up Live? 669 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,200 I finally got the car. 670 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,735 So, I'm about to do my Uber prank. 671 00:26:29,735 --> 00:26:31,760 Now, look, I'm a have it on Live for y'all 672 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,546 so I want y'all to witness it in live real life time. 673 00:26:34,546 --> 00:26:35,379 You feel me? 674 00:26:35,379 --> 00:26:37,580 So we 'bout to get our first victim. 675 00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:38,750 Watch this. 676 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:39,733 Stay tuned, okay this. 677 00:26:44,765 --> 00:26:45,883 Perfect. 678 00:26:45,883 --> 00:26:46,716 All right. 679 00:26:48,198 --> 00:26:49,926 I hope you ready. 680 00:26:49,926 --> 00:26:53,009 (playful funk music) 681 00:27:07,664 --> 00:27:08,497 Here she comes, here she comes. 682 00:27:08,497 --> 00:27:10,253 - Honey, it's my hormones or something, 683 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:11,873 but I'm just horny all the time. 684 00:27:11,873 --> 00:27:14,040 Hi, sorry, 21 Cambridge please. 685 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:14,873 - Okay. 686 00:27:14,873 --> 00:27:16,102 - I'm just horny all the time, girl. 687 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,945 I swear to God, I just, 688 00:27:17,945 --> 00:27:19,420 I'm like in the middle 689 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:20,600 of a meeting thinking about dick, 690 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,433 you know what I'm saying? 691 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:22,450 That ain't right, that ain't right. 692 00:27:22,450 --> 00:27:23,479 I gotta like focus. 693 00:27:23,479 --> 00:27:24,312 - I got a dick. 694 00:27:24,312 --> 00:27:25,330 - I feel like I just gotta go get some, 695 00:27:25,330 --> 00:27:26,163 you know what I mean? 696 00:27:26,163 --> 00:27:27,190 Like we should go outside and just get some. 697 00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:28,470 I will just settle for anybody 698 00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:30,150 who's like a half decent person. 699 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:30,983 I'll just jump him. 700 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:31,816 - You know what? 701 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:32,649 I'm the most decent- 702 00:27:32,649 --> 00:27:33,754 - 'Cause how am I supposed to focus. 703 00:27:33,754 --> 00:27:34,587 You know what I mean? 704 00:27:34,587 --> 00:27:35,830 I should probably go to the doctor, 705 00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:36,710 that's probably what I should do, 706 00:27:36,710 --> 00:27:38,031 but I should just go get some dick instead, you know. 707 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,380 - I give pap smears on my days off, that's crazy. 708 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:42,250 - Oh, no, that's just the Uber driver talking. 709 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,791 What him? 710 00:27:43,791 --> 00:27:44,794 No, I don't think, 711 00:27:44,794 --> 00:27:45,797 nah, I don't think so, girl. 712 00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:47,226 I mean like I ain't that desperate, 713 00:27:47,226 --> 00:27:48,069 you know what I'm saying? 714 00:27:48,069 --> 00:27:49,370 We could probably figure this out today. 715 00:27:49,370 --> 00:27:50,640 - Great. 716 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,030 - No, but true, I just, I'm so horny all the time. 717 00:27:53,030 --> 00:27:54,510 I don't know what's going on with that? 718 00:27:54,510 --> 00:27:55,343 - Oh, shit. 719 00:27:55,343 --> 00:27:56,300 - Might be the moon or something. 720 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,133 - Oh, shit. 721 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:58,746 Baby, the brakes don't work. 722 00:27:58,746 --> 00:27:59,749 - Anyway. 723 00:27:59,749 --> 00:28:00,582 - Fuck, hey, hey, the brakes, 724 00:28:00,582 --> 00:28:01,415 the brakes went out. 725 00:28:01,415 --> 00:28:02,710 - What are you talking about the brake's not working? 726 00:28:02,710 --> 00:28:03,823 - Bitch, the brakes ain't working, 727 00:28:03,823 --> 00:28:04,826 what you mean. 728 00:28:04,826 --> 00:28:05,659 Oh, we about to crash. 729 00:28:05,659 --> 00:28:06,492 Oh, shit, oh, shit, we about to crash. 730 00:28:06,492 --> 00:28:07,461 - Oh, my God, 731 00:28:07,461 --> 00:28:08,460 I fucked up too much, 732 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:11,290 I can't do this, oh, my God, Jesus. 733 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,271 Mohammed, Mohammed, Krishna, 734 00:28:13,271 --> 00:28:14,277 anybody help me. 735 00:28:14,277 --> 00:28:15,897 I made so many mistakes. 736 00:28:15,897 --> 00:28:17,861 I slept with a homeless person. 737 00:28:17,861 --> 00:28:22,210 I never called him back 'cause he didn't have a home. 738 00:28:22,210 --> 00:28:23,043 I don't feel good about it. 739 00:28:23,043 --> 00:28:24,110 - Hey, baby, we stopped. 740 00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:24,943 It was a prank. 741 00:28:24,943 --> 00:28:25,776 It was a prank. 742 00:28:25,776 --> 00:28:26,890 - It was a prank? 743 00:28:26,890 --> 00:28:28,099 - Yeah, but you gave a homeless man some- 744 00:28:28,099 --> 00:28:29,295 - What do you mean it was a prank? 745 00:28:29,295 --> 00:28:30,360 - Yeah, it was a prank. 746 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,557 - Well, then you tried to play a joke on me? 747 00:28:31,557 --> 00:28:32,390 - Yeah. 748 00:28:32,390 --> 00:28:34,127 - That wasn't a funny joke, what's wrong with you? 749 00:28:34,127 --> 00:28:35,130 What's wrong with you. 750 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,121 I started to pray 751 00:28:36,121 --> 00:28:37,134 and I'm not even religious motherfucker, a prank. 752 00:28:37,134 --> 00:28:38,121 What is wrong with you? 753 00:28:38,121 --> 00:28:38,954 - That's crazy. 754 00:28:38,954 --> 00:28:39,787 Where you going? 755 00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:41,948 You fucked a homeless man, though. 756 00:28:41,948 --> 00:28:43,143 - I didn't say I did anything, 757 00:28:43,143 --> 00:28:44,146 what is wrong with you? 758 00:28:44,146 --> 00:28:45,490 - That's crazy. 759 00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:46,510 - I was really drunk. 760 00:28:46,510 --> 00:28:47,538 That's none of your business. 761 00:28:47,538 --> 00:28:48,540 - You was drunk. 762 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:50,363 You was drunk and you slept with a homeless- 763 00:28:50,363 --> 00:28:52,069 - Get the fuck outta here. 764 00:28:52,069 --> 00:28:53,159 Fuck you. 765 00:28:53,159 --> 00:28:54,087 I'm done. 766 00:28:54,087 --> 00:28:55,253 - So I can't fuck? 767 00:28:56,590 --> 00:28:57,930 She slept with a homeless guy 768 00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,470 and ain't gonna give me no pussy. 769 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:01,120 That's crazy. 770 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,800 Did y'all see that shit? 771 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,007 That's crazy. 772 00:29:04,007 --> 00:29:06,157 She slept with a homeless man (snickering). 773 00:29:07,196 --> 00:29:09,116 I'm a try the next one, man, 774 00:29:09,116 --> 00:29:11,143 that was fuckin' hilarious. 775 00:29:11,143 --> 00:29:11,976 All right. 776 00:29:14,428 --> 00:29:17,020 (car crashing) Oh, shit. 777 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,690 - Goddamn, Dave. 778 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:19,940 - Oh, man, he's gonna kill me. 779 00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:22,843 - I mean, it's not that bad, is it? 780 00:29:22,843 --> 00:29:24,150 A little paint missing and shit, 781 00:29:24,150 --> 00:29:25,733 but you can explain that to Silas 782 00:29:25,733 --> 00:29:27,493 and he'll understand, right? 783 00:29:29,090 --> 00:29:31,310 - Silas doesn't know I have the car, man. 784 00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:33,210 - Wait, what? - I stole it. 785 00:29:33,210 --> 00:29:35,311 - [Reg] Oh, my God, I knew it, man, I called it. 786 00:29:35,311 --> 00:29:36,397 I called it, man. 787 00:29:36,397 --> 00:29:37,242 - He did call it. 788 00:29:37,242 --> 00:29:38,325 - [Reg] Damn. 789 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,805 - So what we gonna do? 790 00:29:40,805 --> 00:29:41,810 - What you mean what we gonna do? 791 00:29:41,810 --> 00:29:43,220 Ain't no we. 792 00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:44,400 You. 793 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,383 Your dumb ass idea who stole Silas' car. 794 00:29:46,383 --> 00:29:48,773 - Well, that's some strong ass finger you got there. 795 00:29:48,773 --> 00:29:49,793 Come on Ray-Ray. 796 00:29:49,793 --> 00:29:50,626 - Man. 797 00:29:50,626 --> 00:29:51,670 - Huh? - Let's go take the car back. 798 00:29:51,670 --> 00:29:53,230 - Nah, dude, I got a Tinder date. 799 00:29:53,230 --> 00:29:54,063 - Yep, Tinder date. 800 00:29:54,063 --> 00:29:54,896 - I can't go to jail today. 801 00:29:54,896 --> 00:29:55,729 - Let's go. 802 00:29:55,729 --> 00:29:56,857 - You ain't gonna go to jail, bro, come on, man. 803 00:29:56,857 --> 00:29:57,690 - Come on. 804 00:29:57,690 --> 00:29:58,647 - Uh, I'm with Reg on this one. 805 00:29:58,647 --> 00:30:01,300 You gonna fix this shit yourself. 806 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,927 - Come on, man. 807 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:04,931 - Come on. 808 00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:06,509 - Ray-Ray, don't do that, man. 809 00:30:06,509 --> 00:30:08,345 - He can't do this shit himself. 810 00:30:08,345 --> 00:30:09,859 I mean, look at him. 811 00:30:09,859 --> 00:30:11,930 All spittin' up on himself. 812 00:30:11,930 --> 00:30:13,561 We don't need that, dressed to his own funeral. 813 00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:14,627 - [Reg] Come on, man. 814 00:30:14,627 --> 00:30:16,729 - [Ray-Ray] Got the Mike Tyson gap. 815 00:30:16,729 --> 00:30:17,900 I can't leave him like this. 816 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:19,060 - Come on, guys. 817 00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:19,893 - Come on, man. 818 00:30:19,893 --> 00:30:21,780 - My friends don't like me. 819 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:22,690 - All right, fine, man. 820 00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:25,740 Get your stupid ass in the car, man. 821 00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:26,940 - Thanks, guys. - Damn. 822 00:30:30,638 --> 00:30:32,398 ♪ Don't come around here ♪ 823 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:35,107 ♪ The DA don't come around here ♪ 824 00:30:35,107 --> 00:30:37,603 ♪ My baby's mama don't come around here ♪ 825 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:38,818 ♪ With all your drama ♪ 826 00:30:38,818 --> 00:30:42,235 ♪ Don't come around here ♪ 827 00:30:43,210 --> 00:30:45,731 - Why it's not moving, is it movie for y'all back there? 828 00:30:45,731 --> 00:30:46,564 - I'm trying. 829 00:30:46,564 --> 00:30:48,363 - Come on, bro, push harder. 830 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:50,853 - Shit. 831 00:30:50,853 --> 00:30:51,686 - Ooh, shit. 832 00:30:53,931 --> 00:30:55,423 - [Dave] Oh, shit. 833 00:30:56,301 --> 00:30:58,810 - Man, now why the fuck would you push it by the mirror? 834 00:30:58,810 --> 00:31:00,110 - I had a good grip on it. 835 00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:03,118 - Hey! 836 00:31:03,118 --> 00:31:04,461 Who the fuck said you could take my fuckin' car. 837 00:31:04,461 --> 00:31:05,977 - [Dave] I thought you said I could use it. 838 00:31:05,977 --> 00:31:07,457 - Now, I'm going to kill you 839 00:31:07,457 --> 00:31:08,748 you fucking cocksucker. 840 00:31:08,748 --> 00:31:11,080 - Okay, wait, wait, wait. 841 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:11,970 You know what? 842 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,601 This is a big misunderstanding, okay. 843 00:31:13,601 --> 00:31:14,434 - Right. 844 00:31:14,434 --> 00:31:16,250 - Really, we brought it back to you. 845 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,197 - We brought it back to you, Silas. 846 00:31:17,197 --> 00:31:18,070 - No, I don't care. 847 00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:19,683 That fucking dipshit is dead. 848 00:31:22,150 --> 00:31:23,420 What the fuck is this? 849 00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:24,428 - [Dave] It's a dent. 850 00:31:24,428 --> 00:31:25,780 - And you are dead, you owe me. 851 00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:27,790 - Oh, absolutely, how much you need? 852 00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:30,073 Um, five, 10, y'all got some. 853 00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:33,264 You just gonna take my money. 854 00:31:33,264 --> 00:31:34,820 - A thousand. - A thousand? 855 00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:35,673 - A thousand. 856 00:31:35,673 --> 00:31:37,182 - [Dave] I ain't got a thousand dollars. 857 00:31:37,182 --> 00:31:39,358 - Hey, you owe me a thousand dollars, okay. 858 00:31:39,358 --> 00:31:41,450 - [Dave] Hey, so is that like a security deposit 859 00:31:41,450 --> 00:31:42,670 or like first month's rent or something? 860 00:31:42,670 --> 00:31:43,593 - No, no, no. 861 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,568 This is, this is mine 862 00:31:46,568 --> 00:31:48,870 for all the stress that you caused me, okay. 863 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:50,302 - Come on Silas, why a thousand, man. 864 00:31:50,302 --> 00:31:53,043 - Get your friends. - It's his car, man. 865 00:31:53,043 --> 00:31:54,195 - Sorry about that man. 866 00:31:54,195 --> 00:31:55,579 We gonna pay you back all the money we owe you 867 00:31:55,579 --> 00:31:56,968 by the end of the night, I promise you, man. 868 00:31:56,968 --> 00:31:57,992 - You better. - Wait, what? 869 00:31:57,992 --> 00:32:00,163 - What, you taking his side now, Judas. 870 00:32:00,163 --> 00:32:02,030 - Man, shut up, man, can we go? 871 00:32:02,030 --> 00:32:02,863 - Wow. 872 00:32:02,863 --> 00:32:03,696 - Let's go. 873 00:32:03,696 --> 00:32:04,529 I got you, we got you tonight. 874 00:32:04,529 --> 00:32:05,491 - You better. - Come on. 875 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:09,093 - Walk away Mighty Mouse. 876 00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:12,282 - [Woman] If you'd like to leave 877 00:32:12,282 --> 00:32:14,502 a call back number, press two. 878 00:32:14,502 --> 00:32:15,335 - Man. 879 00:32:17,180 --> 00:32:18,214 Look, don't worry about it fellows. 880 00:32:18,214 --> 00:32:19,564 I come up with a page. 881 00:32:19,564 --> 00:32:21,480 I made a fundraiser page. 882 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,700 My fans could pay for it. 883 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:25,148 - What? All 10 of them. 884 00:32:25,148 --> 00:32:27,340 That's gonna help us out a lot. 885 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:29,114 - Uh, that's 10 more than you. 886 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,417 Man, I mistake and went on your Live 887 00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:33,413 the other day and it was just me and you in there. 888 00:32:33,413 --> 00:32:36,590 I couldn't leave, 'cause you already seen me. 889 00:32:36,590 --> 00:32:37,423 Remember I waved at you? 890 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,720 - [Reg] Yeah, I saw that shit. 891 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,137 - Besides, if all 10 of them pay #$100 each, 892 00:32:41,137 --> 00:32:44,102 bam, that's our thousand right there. 893 00:32:44,102 --> 00:32:46,660 - That's the most math you done in your whole life. 894 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:47,783 - You, what? 895 00:32:47,783 --> 00:32:49,350 - Man, whatever man. 896 00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:51,554 So we just gonna sit here? 897 00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:53,817 I, honestly, I honestly think we need 898 00:32:53,817 --> 00:32:55,730 to call our parents. 899 00:32:55,730 --> 00:32:58,400 I'm most definitely calling my mother again. 900 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,313 - Okay, you can go ahead and most definitely call 901 00:33:00,313 --> 00:33:02,083 your mother again, 902 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:03,950 but I can't call my Pop. 903 00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:05,518 He will beat my ass. 904 00:33:05,518 --> 00:33:06,755 - That's true. 905 00:33:06,755 --> 00:33:08,505 Shit, my Pop's poor as fuck. 906 00:33:08,505 --> 00:33:11,867 - That's also true. - Yeah, that's true. 907 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,193 - I guess I can try my dad again. 908 00:33:16,590 --> 00:33:18,019 - Just forget about it regular weed. 909 00:33:18,019 --> 00:33:20,195 This stays between us, man. 910 00:33:20,195 --> 00:33:22,293 Nobody else needs to know about this. 911 00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:24,000 (phone buzzing) 912 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,120 See? 913 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,157 Look somebody already donated, 914 00:33:27,157 --> 00:33:32,157 $5 from Pussy Pleaser a/k/a Ray-Ray. 915 00:33:35,225 --> 00:33:36,718 I hear that. 916 00:33:36,718 --> 00:33:38,347 - Well, this is going very well. 917 00:33:38,347 --> 00:33:41,097 - Well, this his going very well. 918 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:43,170 Oh, man. 919 00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:44,003 - What? - What's up? 920 00:33:44,003 --> 00:33:47,830 - Everything that the fundraiser's a joke, man. 921 00:33:47,830 --> 00:33:49,130 - [Ray-Ray] That is funny. 922 00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:51,937 - You know what? It's all good. 923 00:33:51,937 --> 00:33:54,073 I'll just holler at my good friend Blaine. 924 00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:55,243 - Your good friend Blaine? 925 00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:56,076 - [Dave] Yeah. 926 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:56,999 - All your good friends right here. 927 00:33:56,999 --> 00:33:59,380 Who the hell is Blaine? 928 00:33:59,380 --> 00:34:00,284 - I mean, y'all cool and all, 929 00:34:00,284 --> 00:34:02,567 but Blaine is a social media celebrity like me. 930 00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:04,423 - Yeah, he got 10 followers, too? 931 00:34:04,423 --> 00:34:07,210 - Actually he got a million followers. 932 00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:09,583 And he cool, so he'll help us out. 933 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,210 - All right, let's go. 934 00:34:12,210 --> 00:34:13,731 - Okay, wait, wait, wait, actually hold up. 935 00:34:13,731 --> 00:34:17,362 If it's okay, man, can I call this Tinder girl real quick. 936 00:34:17,362 --> 00:34:18,365 - Seriously, man. 937 00:34:18,365 --> 00:34:20,413 You really think we got time 938 00:34:20,413 --> 00:34:22,470 to squeeze in your little Tinder date right now. 939 00:34:22,470 --> 00:34:23,975 - Look, bruh, what's the problem- 940 00:34:23,975 --> 00:34:25,511 - Don't you think this is a little more important 941 00:34:25,511 --> 00:34:26,531 than that right now? 942 00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:28,007 - Look, here's the thing, it's on the way. 943 00:34:28,007 --> 00:34:29,106 - Man. 944 00:34:29,106 --> 00:34:30,439 - All I wanna do is look at her one time 945 00:34:30,439 --> 00:34:31,740 and make sure she real, that's it. 946 00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:32,573 - He do need to do that, 947 00:34:32,573 --> 00:34:33,938 'cause last time it was a doll. 948 00:34:33,938 --> 00:34:35,450 - Damn right. 949 00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:36,283 - Fine. 950 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,203 Let's go, man. 951 00:34:40,530 --> 00:34:41,810 - Go ahead, bro, let me put this back on. 952 00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:43,193 - [Ray-Ray] Hurry up, let's go. 953 00:34:45,070 --> 00:34:45,903 - Hey. 954 00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:48,858 Hey, regular weed. 955 00:34:48,858 --> 00:34:51,778 - [Ray-Ray] Man, would you come on. 956 00:34:51,778 --> 00:34:55,064 - [Dave] I forgot how to put this on, fam. 957 00:34:55,064 --> 00:34:57,564 (funky music) 958 00:35:32,187 --> 00:35:33,638 - Hey, yo, yo, check this out. 959 00:35:33,638 --> 00:35:34,800 Look at her, look at her right there. 960 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,897 - Which one is she? 961 00:35:35,897 --> 00:35:37,320 - She the blonde one. 962 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,153 - Oh, shit. 963 00:35:38,153 --> 00:35:39,505 - Man, all of 'em blonde. 964 00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:41,555 - Well, at least she in the picture, man. 965 00:35:42,428 --> 00:35:43,261 - She with the end right here, 966 00:35:43,261 --> 00:35:44,720 the one at the end. 967 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:45,553 - I guess. 968 00:35:46,683 --> 00:35:47,750 Bro. 969 00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:49,750 Is that her right there? 970 00:36:16,230 --> 00:36:17,766 - Oh, shit, she found us. 971 00:36:17,766 --> 00:36:20,123 - Oh, damn, you is fine, hey, baby. 972 00:36:20,123 --> 00:36:21,125 - Tracy, how you doing? 973 00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,445 I'm Reg and this is Ray-Ray. 974 00:36:22,445 --> 00:36:23,451 - Where you been. - Oh, wow. 975 00:36:23,451 --> 00:36:24,538 - Where you been at. 976 00:36:24,538 --> 00:36:25,382 - Boy, she strong as hell. 977 00:36:25,382 --> 00:36:26,384 - Wow. 978 00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:28,998 - Look at you got your hair, okay, I like you. 979 00:36:28,998 --> 00:36:29,831 Lookin' good. 980 00:36:29,831 --> 00:36:31,952 Where you been at, baby, I missed you. 981 00:36:31,952 --> 00:36:33,083 - Where I been? 982 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:35,257 We been talking for one hour. 983 00:36:35,257 --> 00:36:37,561 One hour. - Relax, relax. 984 00:36:37,561 --> 00:36:40,272 - So, the connection is still there, baby. 985 00:36:40,272 --> 00:36:41,105 And sometimes there. 986 00:36:41,105 --> 00:36:42,554 - Oh, wow. - Oh, my God. 987 00:36:42,554 --> 00:36:45,008 - And you a little fine little Indian, okay. 988 00:36:45,008 --> 00:36:46,510 Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. 989 00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:47,619 - Bitch, you better stop before 990 00:36:47,619 --> 00:36:48,622 it start raining for real. 991 00:36:48,622 --> 00:36:50,010 - Shut up, bitch. 992 00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:51,203 I'm not even that kind of Indian. 993 00:36:51,203 --> 00:36:52,952 I don't do none of this in my life. 994 00:36:52,952 --> 00:36:55,240 - [Dave] Duh. 995 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,503 - Oh, you one of them 7-Eleven Indians, then. 996 00:36:57,503 --> 00:36:59,107 Okay, we gonna have some cute ass 997 00:36:59,107 --> 00:37:00,131 little slushie babies. 998 00:37:00,131 --> 00:37:02,253 - [Dave] Slushie babies. 999 00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:03,384 Baby slushies? 1000 00:37:03,384 --> 00:37:04,387 - Slushie babies? 1001 00:37:04,387 --> 00:37:05,970 - Okay, okay, okay. 1002 00:37:07,390 --> 00:37:08,607 - [Dave] Whoa, we need to go. 1003 00:37:08,607 --> 00:37:09,930 - You real thirsty, ain't you. 1004 00:37:09,930 --> 00:37:11,230 - Thirsty for you, baby, let's do it. 1005 00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:12,745 - [Dave] No, , no bruh, we gotta go, 1006 00:37:12,745 --> 00:37:13,578 come on, man, we gotta go. 1007 00:37:13,578 --> 00:37:14,411 - [Reg] Can we go, man. 1008 00:37:14,411 --> 00:37:15,330 - Where we going? - But you know what? 1009 00:37:15,330 --> 00:37:17,322 - We, lovely, lovely to meet you. 1010 00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:19,879 However, us three, we gotta go handle 1011 00:37:19,879 --> 00:37:22,057 our business right there, we gotta go. 1012 00:37:22,057 --> 00:37:23,593 - All right, well, let me go get my purse, baby. 1013 00:37:23,593 --> 00:37:24,617 - No! 1014 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:25,620 - He said us three. 1015 00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:27,270 - [Ray-Ray] No, no, no, it's not. 1016 00:37:28,233 --> 00:37:29,230 - Why I can't go? 1017 00:37:29,230 --> 00:37:31,262 - [Ray-Ray] It's look, we, we, it's just, we got business 1018 00:37:31,262 --> 00:37:32,990 to settle, it's just us three gotta go. 1019 00:37:32,990 --> 00:37:33,900 - [Dave] The guys. 1020 00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:35,050 - We got business to settle, too, baby. 1021 00:37:35,050 --> 00:37:37,726 - Okay, okay, okay, oh. 1022 00:37:37,726 --> 00:37:38,729 - Aggressive. 1023 00:37:38,729 --> 00:37:39,817 - All right, yeah, you know what? 1024 00:37:39,817 --> 00:37:41,289 We gonna see each other later. 1025 00:37:41,289 --> 00:37:42,761 I'm a call you, I'll call. 1026 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,062 - Oh, wait, wait, wait, what's your number, 1027 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:44,895 I didn't get it. 1028 00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:46,100 - Six. 1029 00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:47,210 - 586. 1030 00:37:47,210 --> 00:37:48,638 - No, just six pound. - Yep, that's my number. 1031 00:37:48,638 --> 00:37:49,874 - Yep, one number. 1032 00:37:49,874 --> 00:37:52,574 - Whatever, baby, I'll see you later. 1033 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:53,407 - Oh, my God. 1034 00:37:53,407 --> 00:37:54,388 - How exciting, okay, baby. 1035 00:37:54,388 --> 00:37:55,600 - All right, listen, we got stuff to do. 1036 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,433 - [Dave] All right, yeah, let's go. 1037 00:37:56,433 --> 00:37:57,266 Come on man, let's go. 1038 00:37:57,266 --> 00:37:58,099 - We gotta get going right now. 1039 00:37:58,099 --> 00:37:59,320 - All right, baby, wait, you got something 1040 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,153 on your shirt right here. 1041 00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:00,986 - I got something on my shirt right here. 1042 00:38:00,986 --> 00:38:01,821 - Right there, right there, yep. 1043 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:02,823 You got a fat ass. 1044 00:38:02,823 --> 00:38:04,990 - I got booty dust in my eye. 1045 00:38:04,990 --> 00:38:06,460 - Man, come on, man, what the hell 1046 00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:07,293 is wrong with y'all. 1047 00:38:07,293 --> 00:38:09,863 - I'll see you later baby with your fine ass. 1048 00:38:09,863 --> 00:38:11,350 - [Reg] Here we go with this, man. 1049 00:38:11,350 --> 00:38:12,370 You sure about this, bro? 1050 00:38:12,370 --> 00:38:14,480 - All right, man, come on bro. 1051 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,030 - I'm sitting over to the side. 1052 00:38:17,319 --> 00:38:19,986 (Dave knocking) 1053 00:38:22,580 --> 00:38:23,790 - What's up, man. - Yeah, what up. 1054 00:38:23,790 --> 00:38:25,775 - Wassup, man. We're here to see Blaine. 1055 00:38:25,775 --> 00:38:27,790 - You got an appointment. 1056 00:38:27,790 --> 00:38:28,740 - This a doctor's office, nigga? 1057 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:29,573 We gotta have an appointment? 1058 00:38:29,573 --> 00:38:30,830 Hey, no, no, no, come on. 1059 00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:34,248 Hey, um, me and Blaine go way back, bro. 1060 00:38:34,248 --> 00:38:36,140 Kind of like my hairline. 1061 00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:36,973 - Who is you? 1062 00:38:39,165 --> 00:38:41,165 - Eccentric Bushwhacker. 1063 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,614 - Eccentric Bushwhacker? 1064 00:38:45,614 --> 00:38:48,099 - Eccentric Bushwhacker, man? 1065 00:38:48,099 --> 00:38:48,932 What the hell? 1066 00:38:48,932 --> 00:38:50,260 - Doesn't that sound familiar? 1067 00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:51,510 - No. - Come on. 1068 00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:55,967 - This nigga, man, it worked. 1069 00:39:00,909 --> 00:39:03,826 (video game music) 1070 00:39:12,066 --> 00:39:13,020 Do you care to explain. 1071 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,167 - Nope. 1072 00:39:14,167 --> 00:39:15,920 - [Reg] You always on some bullshit, man. 1073 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,820 - You be on that bullshit with me. 1074 00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:17,700 - [Reg] Man, I'm trying keep your stupid ass- 1075 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:19,113 - Will you two knock it off. 1076 00:39:22,070 --> 00:39:24,737 (phone ticking) 1077 00:39:27,924 --> 00:39:29,309 - [Reg] What's this? That's your man. 1078 00:39:29,309 --> 00:39:33,010 - You not the Eccentric Bushwhacker. 1079 00:39:33,010 --> 00:39:34,320 - You're right, but- 1080 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,153 - Him? 1081 00:39:35,153 --> 00:39:35,986 - You're right. - Yes. 1082 00:39:35,986 --> 00:39:37,044 - But I'm his assistant. 1083 00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:38,044 - Assistant? 1084 00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:42,463 - What you an assistant 1085 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,173 for a new up and coming porn star. 1086 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,063 - Oh! 1087 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:48,560 That's how I remember. 1088 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,694 - What? 1089 00:39:49,694 --> 00:39:50,868 - Nasty. 1090 00:39:50,868 --> 00:39:52,357 Yes. - I'm sick of y'all man. 1091 00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:55,024 (phone ticking) 1092 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,810 - Stop lying to me. 1093 00:40:03,810 --> 00:40:04,853 Tell me the truth. 1094 00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:07,070 - Fine. 1095 00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:08,060 See, this is what happened. 1096 00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:09,220 See, me and my friends, 1097 00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:11,260 we have this prank YouTube channel, right? 1098 00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:12,380 - Your channel. 1099 00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:13,933 - Boy, didn't you hear me talking? 1100 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,872 And we did this amazing prank this morning. 1101 00:40:17,872 --> 00:40:18,830 - Mediocre. 1102 00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:20,955 - Wait, if you say one more word. 1103 00:40:20,955 --> 00:40:22,122 One more word. 1104 00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:25,867 And we made a mistake and crashed a car. 1105 00:40:25,867 --> 00:40:26,940 - You crashed a car. 1106 00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:28,140 - This nigga want, you wanna fight? 1107 00:40:28,140 --> 00:40:29,560 - Man, I'm just trying to give him the facts. 1108 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,715 - Those are the facts, I know the facts. 1109 00:40:30,715 --> 00:40:31,548 - Will you shut up. 1110 00:40:31,548 --> 00:40:32,830 - I know the facts, the CARFAX, the fax machine. 1111 00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:33,673 - Would you two knock it off? 1112 00:40:33,673 --> 00:40:35,373 - [Reg] God my, man. 1113 00:40:36,743 --> 00:40:39,410 (phone ticking) 1114 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,110 - Now why would I help you? 1115 00:40:42,110 --> 00:40:43,710 I don't even know you. 1116 00:40:43,710 --> 00:40:46,310 - What? He don't even know you, man? 1117 00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:47,143 - Minor complication. 1118 00:40:47,143 --> 00:40:48,637 (Reg grunting) 1119 00:40:48,637 --> 00:40:49,470 Relax. 1120 00:40:52,135 --> 00:40:53,620 - I may consider helping you, 1121 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:55,820 but I'm a need y'all to do something for me. 1122 00:40:56,658 --> 00:40:58,658 - You care to elaborate? 1123 00:40:59,687 --> 00:41:02,354 (phone ticking) 1124 00:41:08,647 --> 00:41:10,647 - Takes him a long time. 1125 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:13,512 - Wow. 1126 00:41:17,721 --> 00:41:18,554 - No. 1127 00:41:18,554 --> 00:41:19,520 - Get the... 1128 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,353 - Why not? 1129 00:41:22,169 --> 00:41:24,836 (phone ticking) 1130 00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:28,014 - Because. 1131 00:41:28,014 --> 00:41:29,130 - Boy, y'all playing with us. 1132 00:41:29,130 --> 00:41:29,963 - Because why? 1133 00:41:29,963 --> 00:41:32,003 Uh-uh, because is not an answer. 1134 00:41:32,003 --> 00:41:33,283 - [Dave] Oh, what the fuck is going on? 1135 00:41:33,283 --> 00:41:35,393 He texting in Japanese. 1136 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,320 - Just because. 1137 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,967 - How was that shorter than the last text? 1138 00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:41,050 - Oh, my God. 1139 00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:46,935 (phone ticking) 1140 00:41:53,825 --> 00:41:55,130 - Do you accept? 1141 00:41:55,130 --> 00:41:56,233 - Yes. - What? 1142 00:41:57,650 --> 00:41:58,873 - Bro, what's the worst that could happen? 1143 00:41:58,873 --> 00:42:01,430 - Do you know what could happen to us. 1144 00:42:01,430 --> 00:42:04,847 (playful dramatic music) 1145 00:42:20,886 --> 00:42:22,843 - Your toenail, bruh? 1146 00:42:22,843 --> 00:42:25,493 - What? Something me and my mother share. 1147 00:42:28,890 --> 00:42:30,231 Ray-Ray, come on, man, what you doing? 1148 00:42:30,231 --> 00:42:31,574 Come on, man. 1149 00:42:31,574 --> 00:42:32,824 Taking all day. 1150 00:42:35,903 --> 00:42:37,063 - What the hell, man? 1151 00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:40,523 - What? 1152 00:42:40,523 --> 00:42:42,790 - Bro, you ain't wanna do the one night only, 1153 00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:44,578 but you wear a thong on a regular. 1154 00:42:44,578 --> 00:42:46,120 - What's the problem? 1155 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,370 I like the way they feel. 1156 00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:54,380 - Are you serious, man? 1157 00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:55,500 What the hell is this? 1158 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,720 - What, it's blue water or Kool-Aid 1159 00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:58,553 or toilet water, I don't know. 1160 00:42:58,553 --> 00:43:00,370 It ain't that bad, bro, come on. 1161 00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:03,300 - Man, no, fuck your blue water Kool-Aid. 1162 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:04,950 I ain't gettin' in this. 1163 00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:06,547 - So you don't want this money? 1164 00:43:06,547 --> 00:43:07,547 - Fuck, man. 1165 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,561 - Get in. 1166 00:43:15,561 --> 00:43:16,394 - What? 1167 00:43:17,690 --> 00:43:18,523 - Let's do it. 1168 00:43:21,279 --> 00:43:23,975 - Oh! - You asked for it, then. 1169 00:43:23,975 --> 00:43:24,808 - [Dave] Hold my arm, bro. 1170 00:43:24,808 --> 00:43:27,194 Wait, wait, wait, it's slippery, hold on. 1171 00:43:27,194 --> 00:43:29,364 - [Ray-Ray] Don't touch me. 1172 00:43:29,364 --> 00:43:30,804 - [Dave] Come on, man, what the fuck? 1173 00:43:30,804 --> 00:43:31,637 - [Man] Wrestle. 1174 00:43:31,637 --> 00:43:32,470 - What'd he say. 1175 00:43:32,470 --> 00:43:34,666 (all screaming) 1176 00:43:34,666 --> 00:43:35,880 - Get your paws off me, man. 1177 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,012 - What the hell, man. 1178 00:43:37,012 --> 00:43:38,954 - This is all your fault, man. 1179 00:43:38,954 --> 00:43:40,084 - [Dave] Man, what's all my fault. 1180 00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:41,108 - Bitch, you mean what? 1181 00:43:41,108 --> 00:43:43,498 In our drawers wrestling over some dumb shit, man. 1182 00:43:43,498 --> 00:43:44,927 - That ain't got nothing to do with me, man. 1183 00:43:44,927 --> 00:43:45,930 It's not that bad, bro. 1184 00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:48,042 - This is embarrassing, look at this. 1185 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,149 - What you mean embarrassing, man, 1186 00:43:49,149 --> 00:43:49,982 it's not that bad, bro. 1187 00:43:49,982 --> 00:43:52,063 - What if one of my college professors sees this? 1188 00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:53,695 How the fuck am I gonna explain that shit? 1189 00:43:53,695 --> 00:43:55,210 - Man, get off this college shit, man. 1190 00:43:55,210 --> 00:43:56,361 Ain't nobody give a fuck about college. 1191 00:43:56,361 --> 00:43:58,335 - I give a fuck about college. 1192 00:43:58,335 --> 00:43:59,338 - What is falling for, man? 1193 00:43:59,338 --> 00:44:00,340 Fuck college. I hate college. 1194 00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:01,663 - I love college. - I hate it. 1195 00:44:01,663 --> 00:44:03,060 - Oh, shut up. 1196 00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:05,077 - Fuck college. - Damn, man. 1197 00:44:06,196 --> 00:44:07,613 - I hate college! 1198 00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:10,550 - Motherfucker. 1199 00:44:13,703 --> 00:44:14,791 - I'm gonna fuck you up. 1200 00:44:14,791 --> 00:44:15,793 - I'm get your ass all fucked up. 1201 00:44:15,793 --> 00:44:17,095 - What the fuck, man. 1202 00:44:17,095 --> 00:44:18,510 - [Dave] Is my pick still in my hair? 1203 00:44:18,510 --> 00:44:19,868 - I don't give a damn about your pick. 1204 00:44:19,868 --> 00:44:22,588 - [Dave] You fall, it's not my fault. 1205 00:44:22,588 --> 00:44:23,676 You gotta do it. 1206 00:44:23,676 --> 00:44:26,176 (all yelling) 1207 00:44:34,533 --> 00:44:36,700 - [Reg] You motherfuckers. 1208 00:44:40,284 --> 00:44:42,554 - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1209 00:44:42,554 --> 00:44:43,939 Hey. - Hey, what's up. 1210 00:44:43,939 --> 00:44:45,476 - Hey, ladies. 1211 00:44:45,476 --> 00:44:47,311 - How you doing, how you doing, how you doing. 1212 00:44:47,311 --> 00:44:48,837 - Where y'all come from? 1213 00:44:48,837 --> 00:44:49,670 I'm Dave. 1214 00:44:49,670 --> 00:44:50,503 - What's going on? 1215 00:44:50,503 --> 00:44:51,336 - My name is Ray-Ray. 1216 00:44:51,336 --> 00:44:52,314 - I'm David. 1217 00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:56,147 (all talking over each other) 1218 00:45:04,950 --> 00:45:05,952 - Hold up. 1219 00:45:05,952 --> 00:45:06,944 - What happened to you? 1220 00:45:06,944 --> 00:45:07,947 - He strong as hell. 1221 00:45:07,947 --> 00:45:08,950 You ain't just seen that, nigga, 1222 00:45:08,950 --> 00:45:09,783 you ain't gonna help me? 1223 00:45:11,270 --> 00:45:12,438 - Hey, cutie. 1224 00:45:12,438 --> 00:45:14,655 What's wrong, you don't wanna swim with me? 1225 00:45:14,655 --> 00:45:16,768 - No, no thanks. 1226 00:45:16,768 --> 00:45:17,601 - What, you don't like me. 1227 00:45:17,601 --> 00:45:19,023 You think I'm ugly or something? 1228 00:45:20,521 --> 00:45:21,523 - No, you're not ugly. 1229 00:45:21,523 --> 00:45:23,960 You're actually a very beautiful woman. 1230 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,995 I just have a girlfriend right now. 1231 00:45:26,995 --> 00:45:29,200 - She must be a very lucky girl. 1232 00:45:32,150 --> 00:45:33,726 - Technically, I am single. 1233 00:45:33,726 --> 00:45:36,435 - Wait, I'm confused. 1234 00:45:36,435 --> 00:45:39,367 - Hey, regular weed, yo, forget about her, bro. 1235 00:45:39,367 --> 00:45:41,072 - [Tracy] Ray-Ray, what the hell. 1236 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,192 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 1237 00:45:42,192 --> 00:45:43,353 - [Dave] Man, what the fuck. 1238 00:45:44,443 --> 00:45:46,263 - Man, this girl come from everywhere, man. 1239 00:45:46,263 --> 00:45:48,203 What the fuck. 1240 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,488 - [Tracy] How can you do this do me? 1241 00:45:49,488 --> 00:45:50,896 - Do what? - How can you do it? 1242 00:45:50,896 --> 00:45:51,899 - [Ray-Ray] Do what? 1243 00:45:51,899 --> 00:45:53,040 - You out here in your fuckin' drawers 1244 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,870 in front of this burgundy bitch. 1245 00:45:54,870 --> 00:45:56,057 She probably a ho, too. 1246 00:45:56,057 --> 00:45:57,104 - She is not a ho. 1247 00:45:57,104 --> 00:45:58,124 - She is a ho. 1248 00:45:58,124 --> 00:45:59,590 And you a ho. 1249 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:00,423 - I'm a ho, but she is not. 1250 00:46:00,423 --> 00:46:01,497 - And you a ho, too. 1251 00:46:01,497 --> 00:46:03,700 I should slap the shit outta you. 1252 00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:06,450 - Hold on, Tracy, Tracy, hold on. 1253 00:46:07,464 --> 00:46:08,658 - I'm a real bitch. 1254 00:46:08,658 --> 00:46:09,917 I'm a real bitch. 1255 00:46:09,917 --> 00:46:11,199 Get your ass down. 1256 00:46:11,199 --> 00:46:12,564 - Oh, shit, my eyes. 1257 00:46:12,564 --> 00:46:13,799 - My eyes. - My eyes. 1258 00:46:13,799 --> 00:46:15,242 - I just seen a hairiest booty in the world. 1259 00:46:15,242 --> 00:46:17,288 I think he gotta his book of world records. 1260 00:46:17,288 --> 00:46:19,423 It was like 32,000 strands. 1261 00:46:19,423 --> 00:46:21,044 What the fuck is going on. 1262 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:22,410 - Oh, my God. 1263 00:46:22,410 --> 00:46:23,402 Oh, shit. 1264 00:46:23,402 --> 00:46:24,575 Oh, fuck. 1265 00:46:24,575 --> 00:46:25,578 - [Dave] What it feel like? 1266 00:46:25,578 --> 00:46:26,580 - What the fuck? 1267 00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:27,604 It's like a fireball hit my eye. 1268 00:46:27,604 --> 00:46:28,607 - [Dave] What's he talking about? 1269 00:46:28,607 --> 00:46:32,862 - Goddamn, oh, you're gonna try to drown, me, too. 1270 00:46:32,862 --> 00:46:33,864 - Hold up. 1271 00:46:33,864 --> 00:46:35,315 I ain't got not service. 1272 00:46:35,315 --> 00:46:36,891 - No service? What happened? 1273 00:46:36,891 --> 00:46:38,127 - It's hot. 1274 00:46:38,127 --> 00:46:39,769 It's hot sauce in the water. 1275 00:46:39,769 --> 00:46:40,923 - It's hot sauce in the water? 1276 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,009 - Hot sauce? 1277 00:46:42,009 --> 00:46:44,440 He said it's hot sauce in the water. 1278 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,940 (funky music) 1279 00:46:54,096 --> 00:46:56,096 - I got you, stay still. 1280 00:46:57,133 --> 00:46:58,394 - It's cold as fuck. 1281 00:46:58,394 --> 00:47:00,250 Oh, shit, that's cold as fuck. 1282 00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:01,253 - What you doing here? 1283 00:47:01,253 --> 00:47:03,115 - I can't believe you would say that? 1284 00:47:03,115 --> 00:47:04,600 - What are you talking about? 1285 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,450 - The video, what you said bout my butt. 1286 00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:08,783 - My God, where did you see that? 1287 00:47:08,783 --> 00:47:11,400 - It's all over the freakin' internet. 1288 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,413 - I didn't upload it. 1289 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:13,559 - I don't care. 1290 00:47:13,559 --> 00:47:15,886 I can't even believe you would say such a thing. 1291 00:47:15,886 --> 00:47:17,943 - It was meant to be a compliment. 1292 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,480 - And what you said about my legs, 1293 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,430 like a creep. 1294 00:47:21,430 --> 00:47:22,263 I guess that was supposed 1295 00:47:22,263 --> 00:47:24,140 to be a compliment, too. 1296 00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:26,760 - I mean, look at 'em. 1297 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,694 - Oh, my God. 1298 00:47:27,694 --> 00:47:31,118 - Bro, we did what you wanted us to do, man, that's crazy. 1299 00:47:31,118 --> 00:47:32,460 - Hold that thought one second. 1300 00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:34,760 - Wait till my friends hear about this. 1301 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,460 - What's going on, man? 1302 00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:38,417 - Blaine is not gonna pay us. 1303 00:47:38,417 --> 00:47:39,250 - What? 1304 00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:41,813 Man, I almost went blind 1305 00:47:41,813 --> 00:47:43,513 for your stupid prank. 1306 00:47:44,915 --> 00:47:47,582 (phone ticking) 1307 00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:51,933 - You and your friends didn't complete the prank. 1308 00:47:53,460 --> 00:47:56,490 But, he says, he has another one that you can do 1309 00:47:56,490 --> 00:47:58,220 to make up for this mess, you know. 1310 00:47:58,220 --> 00:47:59,340 - What is it? 1311 00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:01,717 - The mayor will be in town this week 1312 00:48:01,717 --> 00:48:03,570 for the new park. 1313 00:48:03,570 --> 00:48:06,750 All y'all gotta do is throw water bombs at him. 1314 00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:08,130 - Are you kidding me? 1315 00:48:08,130 --> 00:48:10,047 - Nobody is stupid enough to do that. 1316 00:48:10,047 --> 00:48:12,270 - Right, 'cause I'm not doing that shit. 1317 00:48:12,270 --> 00:48:13,103 - I'll do it. 1318 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,900 - One of y'all gonna need to film. 1319 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:19,850 Me, myself and my boys, 1320 00:48:19,850 --> 00:48:21,603 we'll be looking from afar. 1321 00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:25,103 And we want it live feed. 1322 00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:31,013 - Oh, what you looking at me for? 1323 00:48:31,013 --> 00:48:33,143 All right, man, fine, I'll film it. 1324 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:34,873 - Cool. 1325 00:48:34,873 --> 00:48:37,430 (phone ticking) 1326 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,630 - All three of y'all gotta participate 1327 00:48:41,630 --> 00:48:43,810 or there ain't gonna be no pay. 1328 00:48:43,810 --> 00:48:44,821 - What payment? 1329 00:48:44,821 --> 00:48:47,488 (playful music) 1330 00:48:53,075 --> 00:48:55,180 - What's going on, boo? 1331 00:48:55,180 --> 00:48:56,450 - [Ray-Ray] Tracy, why are you here? 1332 00:48:56,450 --> 00:48:57,728 - Look, don't worry about all that, 1333 00:48:57,728 --> 00:48:58,740 but if you thinking about doing 1334 00:48:58,740 --> 00:49:00,730 another one of them stupid ass pranks, 1335 00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:01,710 don't even do it. 1336 00:49:01,710 --> 00:49:02,670 Didn't you just almost go blind? 1337 00:49:02,670 --> 00:49:05,520 - You are the craziest bitch 1338 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,857 I've ever met in my whole goddamn life. 1339 00:49:07,857 --> 00:49:11,203 Tracy, leave me the fuck alone. 1340 00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:15,131 - Girl, let's just leave these imbeciles 1341 00:49:15,131 --> 00:49:17,980 and I'm not done with your high yellow ass either. 1342 00:49:17,980 --> 00:49:18,893 - Spell it. 1343 00:49:19,730 --> 00:49:21,220 Imbecile. 1344 00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:23,810 E-M, becile. 1345 00:49:23,810 --> 00:49:25,460 - Good afternoon, everyone. 1346 00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:26,555 I wanna thank you for coming out today. 1347 00:49:26,555 --> 00:49:28,810 I'm Mayor Jackson. 1348 00:49:28,810 --> 00:49:30,040 Now today I brought you out here 1349 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,643 to show you that we're gonna invest back 1350 00:49:31,643 --> 00:49:33,270 into our community. 1351 00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:34,830 As you can see what I did here with the playground. 1352 00:49:34,830 --> 00:49:36,590 You see the kids have everything they need. 1353 00:49:36,590 --> 00:49:38,200 Now we need this in every community. 1354 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,985 Not just here, but everywhere. 1355 00:49:39,985 --> 00:49:43,090 Now, Detroit, we're gonna make it beautiful again. 1356 00:49:43,090 --> 00:49:44,360 They gonna tear it down, 1357 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,307 we gonna keep building it up. 1358 00:49:45,307 --> 00:49:47,310 And we gonna start here today 1359 00:49:47,310 --> 00:49:48,635 as you see what I have done. 1360 00:49:48,635 --> 00:49:50,362 So I need everybody to come together 1361 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:52,817 and some kind of way we gonna put back together. 1362 00:49:52,817 --> 00:49:55,035 Not just me, not just you, it's us. 1363 00:49:55,035 --> 00:49:56,830 We're gonna do it as a community 1364 00:49:56,830 --> 00:49:58,577 and that's what first, the community. 1365 00:49:58,577 --> 00:50:00,582 Oh, we're gonna put buffs in every household 1366 00:50:00,582 --> 00:50:02,510 around here as possible. 1367 00:50:02,510 --> 00:50:04,530 This is Detroit and this is what we are. 1368 00:50:04,530 --> 00:50:05,970 I don't care if you're on welfare, 1369 00:50:05,970 --> 00:50:07,540 I don't care if you got any kind of cheese, 1370 00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:08,433 but we all gonna wear 'em. 1371 00:50:08,433 --> 00:50:10,075 Now this is what Detroit is 1372 00:50:10,075 --> 00:50:10,908 and this is what we do. 1373 00:50:10,908 --> 00:50:12,463 I smell like Cartier cologne right now. 1374 00:50:12,463 --> 00:50:13,610 I don't just smell it. 1375 00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:14,780 Detroiters you look beautiful today. 1376 00:50:14,780 --> 00:50:16,603 Give yourself another round of applause, I love it. 1377 00:50:16,603 --> 00:50:18,377 Yes, yes, they try to tear us down, 1378 00:50:18,377 --> 00:50:19,870 but we gonna build it back up 1379 00:50:19,870 --> 00:50:21,797 and we're not gonna stop here. 1380 00:50:21,797 --> 00:50:23,398 In the words of Blade Icewood, 1381 00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:25,702 we gotta buss up and get this money. 1382 00:50:25,702 --> 00:50:26,863 But I had to calm down there 1383 00:50:26,863 --> 00:50:29,040 because he is a personal friend of mine, 1384 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,710 but listen, let me take my buffs off 1385 00:50:30,710 --> 00:50:32,133 so I can see what I'm saying. 1386 00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:34,850 Y'all feel me? 1387 00:50:34,850 --> 00:50:35,900 Do everybody feel me? 1388 00:50:38,298 --> 00:50:39,465 What happened? 1389 00:50:41,913 --> 00:50:43,830 They threw, they threw? 1390 00:50:46,276 --> 00:50:48,154 Throw the drink away. 1391 00:50:48,154 --> 00:50:49,156 Y'all think this shit is funny? 1392 00:50:49,156 --> 00:50:51,960 It's not funny goddamn it. 1393 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,741 Hey, don't post no goddamn body. 1394 00:50:54,741 --> 00:50:57,241 (funky music) 1395 00:51:11,608 --> 00:51:12,632 - Shit. 1396 00:51:12,632 --> 00:51:13,465 - Reggie! 1397 00:51:24,203 --> 00:51:26,810 - Oh, hey, hey, what are you doing here? 1398 00:51:26,810 --> 00:51:28,010 - I was at the park. 1399 00:51:28,010 --> 00:51:30,060 I wanted to see the prank fail. 1400 00:51:30,060 --> 00:51:31,256 - Oh? 1401 00:51:31,256 --> 00:51:33,280 - [Lily] It was actually kinda funny. 1402 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,580 - So you like pranks. 1403 00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:36,520 - Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't like pranks. 1404 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,967 I actually think they're dumb. 1405 00:51:37,967 --> 00:51:40,760 - Right, yeah, they are pretty stupid. 1406 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,330 - [Lily] I mean, all you do is hurt yourself 1407 00:51:42,330 --> 00:51:45,048 for somebody else and that's not funny. 1408 00:51:45,048 --> 00:51:49,150 - I mean, I've enjoyed them since I was a kid. 1409 00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:50,410 I've kind of outgrown them now, so, 1410 00:51:50,410 --> 00:51:52,531 you're right, they're pretty stupid. 1411 00:51:52,531 --> 00:51:55,308 - So why you still do 'em? 1412 00:51:55,308 --> 00:51:57,800 - Dave really enjoys them. 1413 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,423 And he really doesn't have much else going on. 1414 00:52:01,302 --> 00:52:03,446 - Is that why you still hang around him? 1415 00:52:03,446 --> 00:52:05,440 - Not entirely. 1416 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,308 I mean, we've always been friends 1417 00:52:07,308 --> 00:52:09,164 since we were little kids and he kind 1418 00:52:09,164 --> 00:52:12,070 of sees me as a role model. 1419 00:52:12,070 --> 00:52:14,678 So I just make sure he stays outta trouble. 1420 00:52:14,678 --> 00:52:16,533 - How's that working out for you? 1421 00:52:18,037 --> 00:52:22,493 - Well, honestly, I'm a be concerned especially, 1422 00:52:23,540 --> 00:52:25,750 especially when I go off to school. 1423 00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:26,865 - Dave is a big boy. 1424 00:52:26,865 --> 00:52:28,683 He can take care of himself. 1425 00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:30,493 - I suppose. 1426 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,000 - You ever think about how much free time 1427 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,844 you will have if you didn't spend so much of it 1428 00:52:34,844 --> 00:52:37,613 taking care of Dave and all his problems. 1429 00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:40,748 You probably could even hang out with me. 1430 00:52:40,748 --> 00:52:42,581 - Wait, what was that? 1431 00:52:44,127 --> 00:52:46,060 - I said we could spend some time together. 1432 00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:48,170 I mean if you want to. 1433 00:52:48,170 --> 00:52:49,046 - Oh, I do. 1434 00:52:49,046 --> 00:52:51,546 (funky music) 1435 00:53:02,956 --> 00:53:03,789 - Mm-mm. 1436 00:53:03,789 --> 00:53:04,622 - What? 1437 00:53:04,622 --> 00:53:05,600 - What is that smell? 1438 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,823 I know you smell that? 1439 00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:09,413 What the... 1440 00:53:10,781 --> 00:53:11,970 What is that? 1441 00:53:11,970 --> 00:53:13,440 - Oh, shit. 1442 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,070 - Oh, my God. - That's shit. 1443 00:53:15,070 --> 00:53:16,860 - Go, please just go. 1444 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:17,693 - Wait, can we finish talking 1445 00:53:17,693 --> 00:53:19,463 about spending time together. 1446 00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:20,743 Okay. - Go. 1447 00:53:20,743 --> 00:53:21,826 - Yep, sorry. 1448 00:53:24,860 --> 00:53:26,510 - Ugh! 1449 00:53:26,510 --> 00:53:28,046 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1450 00:53:28,046 --> 00:53:28,972 ♪ Mama shark ♪ 1451 00:53:28,972 --> 00:53:31,275 ♪ I love my mama ♪ 1452 00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:32,277 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1453 00:53:32,277 --> 00:53:33,304 ♪ Baby shark ♪ 1454 00:53:33,304 --> 00:53:34,540 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1455 00:53:34,540 --> 00:53:36,056 ♪ Baby shark ♪ 1456 00:53:36,056 --> 00:53:37,311 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1457 00:53:37,311 --> 00:53:38,317 ♪ Mama shark ♪ 1458 00:53:38,317 --> 00:53:39,466 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1459 00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:40,557 ♪ Daddy shark ♪ 1460 00:53:40,557 --> 00:53:41,581 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1461 00:53:41,581 --> 00:53:43,721 ♪ Brother shark ♪ 1462 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:44,852 ♪ Grandma shark ♪ 1463 00:53:44,852 --> 00:53:46,117 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1464 00:53:46,117 --> 00:53:46,950 ♪ Mama shark ♪ 1465 00:53:46,950 --> 00:53:47,868 - Really, bro? 1466 00:53:47,868 --> 00:53:48,701 - Oh. 1467 00:53:51,002 --> 00:53:51,835 - What the hell y'all doing here? 1468 00:53:51,835 --> 00:53:53,070 - So you think I'm pathetic? 1469 00:53:53,070 --> 00:53:54,690 - What you talking about? 1470 00:53:54,690 --> 00:53:56,310 - You still live streaming bitch. 1471 00:53:56,310 --> 00:53:57,203 - [Reg] Oh, shit. 1472 00:53:58,313 --> 00:54:01,297 - See, that's your problem. 1473 00:54:01,297 --> 00:54:02,130 That's your problem. 1474 00:54:02,130 --> 00:54:04,005 You not as smart as me and pedophile face. 1475 00:54:04,005 --> 00:54:05,140 - Yeah, that's, what? 1476 00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:07,400 - I saw what you said to Lily 1477 00:54:08,610 --> 00:54:10,170 and just so you know, 1478 00:54:10,170 --> 00:54:12,040 I don't need you to feel sorry for me. 1479 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,017 You need to feel sorry for yourself. 1480 00:54:16,190 --> 00:54:17,400 - Dave, you wasn't supposed to- 1481 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,990 - See it? 1482 00:54:18,990 --> 00:54:20,320 Hear it? 1483 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:21,153 See, that's what happens 1484 00:54:21,153 --> 00:54:22,974 when you upload videos on the internet. 1485 00:54:22,974 --> 00:54:24,756 People see them, people hear them. 1486 00:54:24,756 --> 00:54:25,589 - Mm. 1487 00:54:26,470 --> 00:54:28,640 - I wasn't supposed to say that on the internet. 1488 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,770 - But you did. 1489 00:54:29,770 --> 00:54:31,600 And now I know how you truly feel. 1490 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:35,650 And everybody else know you a disloyal fool ass punk. 1491 00:54:35,650 --> 00:54:36,783 - Punk. - Shut up. 1492 00:54:37,810 --> 00:54:38,643 - So wait. 1493 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,420 This what I'm getting at man. 1494 00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:43,229 You acting real immature right now. 1495 00:54:43,229 --> 00:54:44,370 - And? 1496 00:54:44,370 --> 00:54:46,601 - No one, no one gives a shit about you 1497 00:54:46,601 --> 00:54:48,372 or these stupid pranks. 1498 00:54:48,372 --> 00:54:50,590 And if you put that camera down for once, 1499 00:54:50,590 --> 00:54:52,340 you might be able to find a job, 1500 00:54:52,340 --> 00:54:53,876 matter of fact, give me this mother. 1501 00:54:53,876 --> 00:54:55,890 - My camera, bruh, hey, give me my camera, dawg, hey. 1502 00:54:55,890 --> 00:54:56,957 Keep recording, keep recording. 1503 00:54:56,957 --> 00:54:58,010 - Oh, shit. - Cut it off. 1504 00:54:58,010 --> 00:54:58,985 - [Reg] Cut it off. 1505 00:54:58,985 --> 00:55:00,990 - Hey, keep recording bro. 1506 00:55:00,990 --> 00:55:04,553 About to fight you in a towel, chill. 1507 00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,470 - Damn, got me here all naked. 1508 00:55:08,470 --> 00:55:10,718 It's 'cause of you we in another situation. 1509 00:55:10,718 --> 00:55:11,976 - Bro, what are you talking about? 1510 00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:13,137 - It's always you 1511 00:55:13,137 --> 00:55:15,020 that gettin' us into trouble 1512 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:17,033 and then you want us to help you get out of it. 1513 00:55:17,033 --> 00:55:19,780 Man, I'm so sick of people staring 1514 00:55:19,780 --> 00:55:20,979 and snickering at me 1515 00:55:20,979 --> 00:55:23,820 'cause they see me in a stupid video with you. 1516 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:25,588 - Bro, that's why we do the videos. 1517 00:55:25,588 --> 00:55:28,553 We're famous because of those stupid videos. 1518 00:55:28,553 --> 00:55:31,410 - No, we're famous because people actually think 1519 00:55:31,410 --> 00:55:33,950 we're stupid, reckless idiots 1520 00:55:33,950 --> 00:55:35,913 and if you put that camera down for once, 1521 00:55:35,913 --> 00:55:38,230 you might be able to find a career. 1522 00:55:38,230 --> 00:55:41,160 - First of all, I may be stupid and reckless. 1523 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:41,993 - Yes. 1524 00:55:41,993 --> 00:55:44,170 - But one thing I am not is an idiot. 1525 00:55:44,170 --> 00:55:47,560 Secondly, this might be my job. 1526 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:48,957 - You think you can get a career outta this? 1527 00:55:48,957 --> 00:55:49,970 - Maybe. 1528 00:55:49,970 --> 00:55:51,430 - Man, cut it out, man, and you. 1529 00:55:51,430 --> 00:55:53,090 What you gonna do? 1530 00:55:53,090 --> 00:55:53,971 - Me? 1531 00:55:53,971 --> 00:55:56,232 Man, look at you, you half naked on the internet, 1532 00:55:56,232 --> 00:55:58,628 worry about your damn self. 1533 00:55:58,628 --> 00:56:02,640 - Listen, man, I'm so done with y'all two. 1534 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,180 We got the money from Blaine, 1535 00:56:04,180 --> 00:56:06,180 so you two can go do whatever it is 1536 00:56:06,180 --> 00:56:07,330 that y'all was doing 1537 00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:10,266 and let me focus on getting into college, okay. 1538 00:56:10,266 --> 00:56:11,947 (Dave Whistling) 1539 00:56:11,947 --> 00:56:16,700 - Man, we ain't got the money? 1540 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:18,150 - What? 1541 00:56:18,150 --> 00:56:19,750 - Blaine never was gonna pay us. 1542 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,700 But you know what, Reg, you right. 1543 00:56:23,550 --> 00:56:24,685 I got us in this situation, 1544 00:56:24,685 --> 00:56:25,853 and I'm a fix it. 1545 00:56:27,570 --> 00:56:28,963 One thing before I leave. 1546 00:56:30,570 --> 00:56:31,430 I know... 1547 00:56:32,707 --> 00:56:34,797 You know you get that knot in your throat. 1548 00:56:35,780 --> 00:56:36,613 I can take care of myself. 1549 00:56:36,613 --> 00:56:38,003 - Can y'all get out, man. 1550 00:56:38,970 --> 00:56:39,803 - Come on pedo. 1551 00:56:39,803 --> 00:56:40,710 - Call me pedo one more time. 1552 00:56:40,710 --> 00:56:43,230 - I'm was jammin' to my baby shark. 1553 00:56:43,230 --> 00:56:46,200 - Reg talking about I can't take care of myself. 1554 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,070 I guess you know everything. 1555 00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:49,870 Smart guy. 1556 00:56:49,870 --> 00:56:52,255 Fake ass Tia and Tamara little brother. 1557 00:56:52,255 --> 00:56:54,288 Weak, man. 1558 00:56:54,288 --> 00:56:56,588 Question of whether I can take care of myself. 1559 00:56:57,713 --> 00:56:59,920 Well, I got a question for you, Reg. 1560 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,060 Why you turn your back on Ghost 1561 00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:03,290 when he brought you into his club, huh? 1562 00:57:03,290 --> 00:57:04,950 Dre. 1563 00:57:04,950 --> 00:57:06,223 Weak ass. 1564 00:57:06,223 --> 00:57:07,970 And then Ray-Ray gonna stay? 1565 00:57:07,970 --> 00:57:10,173 He supposed to be my mans, fuckin' Judas. 1566 00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:12,347 Weak, man. 1567 00:57:12,347 --> 00:57:14,286 Talking 'bout he gotta take a shit. 1568 00:57:14,286 --> 00:57:16,160 All that Indian food, I hope you burn 1569 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:17,606 your booty hole. 1570 00:57:17,606 --> 00:57:18,970 Weak ass. 1571 00:57:18,970 --> 00:57:22,662 Fake ass Phineas and Herb, Ren and Stimpy head ass. 1572 00:57:22,662 --> 00:57:25,162 (funky music) 1573 00:58:02,624 --> 00:58:06,041 (playful dramatic music) 1574 00:58:31,287 --> 00:58:34,037 (metal clanking) 1575 00:59:00,888 --> 00:59:04,305 (door stopper vibrating) 1576 00:59:08,530 --> 00:59:10,120 Yeah, betcha Reggie didn't think I'd do 1577 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,253 some shit like this. 1578 00:59:12,870 --> 00:59:13,703 Trophies. 1579 00:59:31,258 --> 00:59:34,609 It's locked. 1580 00:59:34,609 --> 00:59:37,359 (dramatic music) 1581 00:59:44,198 --> 00:59:46,948 (door squeaking) 1582 00:59:49,180 --> 00:59:51,680 (door closes) 1583 00:59:53,521 --> 00:59:54,354 What? 1584 00:59:55,418 --> 00:59:56,335 Hair clips? 1585 01:00:03,804 --> 01:00:06,556 A tray full of baby dicks. 1586 01:00:06,556 --> 01:00:11,183 Why? 1587 01:00:13,561 --> 01:00:14,394 What? 1588 01:00:18,275 --> 01:00:19,108 Ah! 1589 01:00:21,665 --> 01:00:22,498 Bitch. 1590 01:00:35,019 --> 01:00:40,019 What the fuck is going on? 1591 01:00:40,456 --> 01:00:41,539 Donald Trump. 1592 01:00:43,523 --> 01:00:45,443 What is this obsession with dicks? 1593 01:00:45,443 --> 01:00:48,497 I gotta find this money, bro, fuck that. 1594 01:00:52,669 --> 01:00:55,772 (toy squeaking) 1595 01:00:55,772 --> 01:00:57,605 Why is this like this? 1596 01:01:05,670 --> 01:01:06,837 What the fuck! 1597 01:01:07,897 --> 01:01:09,060 Shit. 1598 01:01:09,060 --> 01:01:09,893 Fuck. 1599 01:01:13,614 --> 01:01:16,364 (door squeaking) 1600 01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:22,174 (footsteps approaching) 1601 01:01:32,004 --> 01:01:34,754 (Blaine gasping) 1602 01:01:38,489 --> 01:01:41,156 (toy squeaking) 1603 01:02:06,926 --> 01:02:09,676 - [Man] Find anything down there? 1604 01:02:11,338 --> 01:02:14,005 (phone ticking) 1605 01:02:15,810 --> 01:02:16,800 - Why does he always text me? 1606 01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,183 That's why the goddamn phone bill high as hell. 1607 01:02:27,416 --> 01:02:29,999 (light clicks) 1608 01:02:38,270 --> 01:02:39,288 - You mean to tell me you couldn't find 1609 01:02:39,288 --> 01:02:40,360 no money, man. 1610 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,670 - Bruh, I looked for some money 1611 01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:43,360 but them niggas is weird, bruh, 1612 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,733 I had to get up outta there. 1613 01:02:45,690 --> 01:02:48,340 - So why you gotta bring this back with you? 1614 01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:49,325 - I wasn't thinking. 1615 01:02:49,325 --> 01:02:50,158 Shit, I just had to get, 1616 01:02:50,158 --> 01:02:51,120 just had to get back, bro, 1617 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:51,953 I wasn't thinking. 1618 01:02:51,953 --> 01:02:53,730 I ain't even know I had it. 1619 01:02:53,730 --> 01:02:55,100 - So you're telling me that you could have got 1620 01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:55,933 anything out of that house- 1621 01:02:55,933 --> 01:02:56,766 - [Reg] Anything. 1622 01:02:56,766 --> 01:02:57,904 - And you had to get Shaq's dick. 1623 01:02:57,904 --> 01:03:00,440 - Honestly, bro, you could have grabbed anything, 1624 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,440 but you grabbed a handful of cock, man. 1625 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,957 - Forget this dildo. 1626 01:03:03,957 --> 01:03:04,877 I hate dildoes. 1627 01:03:04,877 --> 01:03:06,690 - Enough of this dildo talk, man, shit. 1628 01:03:06,690 --> 01:03:09,090 We need to figure out how we can get this money. 1629 01:03:11,690 --> 01:03:13,350 - I got it. 1630 01:03:13,350 --> 01:03:14,340 Insurance scam. 1631 01:03:14,340 --> 01:03:15,173 - [Reg] Oh, God. 1632 01:03:16,426 --> 01:03:17,728 - [Dave] You know how Lilian do makeup, right? 1633 01:03:17,728 --> 01:03:19,760 So I'm a have her draw a face scar 1634 01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,937 on my forehead and then I'm a walk down the street 1635 01:03:21,937 --> 01:03:23,820 and the first car I see coming up the street 1636 01:03:23,820 --> 01:03:25,088 kinda speeding a little bit, 1637 01:03:25,088 --> 01:03:25,921 you know what I'm saying, 1638 01:03:25,921 --> 01:03:26,810 not paying attention, 1639 01:03:26,810 --> 01:03:27,808 I'm a act like I don't see 'em 1640 01:03:27,808 --> 01:03:29,173 and bolt out in front of the car. 1641 01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:30,380 He gonna slow down a little bit 1642 01:03:30,380 --> 01:03:31,680 so he ain't gonna hit me hard, 1643 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:32,680 but bow, he gonna hit me, 1644 01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,890 he gonna get out, see the scar on my forehead. 1645 01:03:34,890 --> 01:03:36,610 I'm laid out, he gonna see the scar, 1646 01:03:36,610 --> 01:03:37,443 he gonna call he police, 1647 01:03:37,443 --> 01:03:38,570 I'm a call the insurance company 1648 01:03:38,570 --> 01:03:39,975 and we got the insurance money. 1649 01:03:39,975 --> 01:03:40,940 Yeah, what you think? 1650 01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:43,450 - [Ray-Ray] Yeah, I'm with it. 1651 01:03:43,450 --> 01:03:44,610 - I don't know, Dave. 1652 01:03:44,610 --> 01:03:47,150 Seriously, that sounds illegal, stupid 1653 01:03:47,150 --> 01:03:48,590 and most of all dangerous, man. 1654 01:03:48,590 --> 01:03:49,665 And even if we got through with it, 1655 01:03:49,665 --> 01:03:52,290 we wouldn't see the money for weeks. 1656 01:03:52,290 --> 01:03:54,607 - I didn't think about that, you right. 1657 01:03:54,607 --> 01:03:55,440 - [Reg] Man. 1658 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,553 - Ooh, I got another idea. 1659 01:03:57,553 --> 01:03:59,003 - Man, the dream is up there. 1660 01:04:01,112 --> 01:04:02,133 - [Dave] So this is what I got in mind. 1661 01:04:02,133 --> 01:04:03,593 I'm a have a sign out there 1662 01:04:03,593 --> 01:04:05,931 that says $5 a kick right. 1663 01:04:05,931 --> 01:04:06,950 But what's gonna happen is 1664 01:04:06,950 --> 01:04:10,111 I'm a charge people $5 to kick me in the groin, 1665 01:04:10,111 --> 01:04:13,240 but look, this the part, I'm a have a cup on 1666 01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:14,126 so I'm not gonna feel it 1667 01:04:14,126 --> 01:04:15,192 but they ain't gonna know that. 1668 01:04:15,192 --> 01:04:16,402 We got anybody in line. 1669 01:04:16,402 --> 01:04:17,440 It could be an old lady, 1670 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,753 it could be a sound guy, 1671 01:04:18,753 --> 01:04:20,523 it could be a guy in a wheelchair, I don't care. 1672 01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:21,377 We got anybody in line, 1673 01:04:21,377 --> 01:04:23,940 I'm a charge them $5 to kick me in the groin 1674 01:04:23,940 --> 01:04:26,440 and that's how we gonna get the money. 1675 01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:27,273 (Ray-Ray coughing) 1676 01:04:27,273 --> 01:04:28,893 Yeah, you laughing or coughing? 1677 01:04:30,380 --> 01:04:31,282 That's a good one, right. 1678 01:04:31,282 --> 01:04:32,133 - Man. - That's a good one. 1679 01:04:32,133 --> 01:04:33,740 - I don't know, man. 1680 01:04:33,740 --> 01:04:34,630 So you mean to tell me 1681 01:04:34,630 --> 01:04:35,720 you not gonna feel none of that? 1682 01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,270 - Bro, you don't see this body? 1683 01:04:38,270 --> 01:04:40,786 It's made to take force, shut up. 1684 01:04:40,786 --> 01:04:42,890 - Dave, why your pranks always gotta be 1685 01:04:42,890 --> 01:04:44,770 some "Jackass" stuff, man? 1686 01:04:44,770 --> 01:04:46,830 - So what you go, jackass? 1687 01:04:46,830 --> 01:04:48,408 - Hmm. 1688 01:04:48,408 --> 01:04:50,780 How about you sell that damn camera. 1689 01:04:50,780 --> 01:04:52,730 - You didn't hear that, dude. 1690 01:04:52,730 --> 01:04:54,380 - We gotta get a garage sale 1691 01:04:54,380 --> 01:04:55,860 and we gonna put that bitch front row. 1692 01:04:55,860 --> 01:04:57,220 - [Reg] Ah, that's it. 1693 01:04:57,220 --> 01:04:59,540 - First of all, I'm with the garage sale. 1694 01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:01,693 Second of all, y'all should kill y'all selves, 1695 01:05:01,693 --> 01:05:02,593 I ain't selling my damn camera. 1696 01:05:02,593 --> 01:05:04,550 - It's always you, shut up, man. 1697 01:05:04,550 --> 01:05:06,325 How about we go get everything we own. 1698 01:05:06,325 --> 01:05:10,050 And let's say we meet back here in what, 20 minutes. 1699 01:05:10,050 --> 01:05:10,883 - I'm with it. 1700 01:05:10,883 --> 01:05:12,150 - All right, cool, garage sale on three, 1701 01:05:12,150 --> 01:05:14,430 let's go, man, one, two, three. 1702 01:05:14,430 --> 01:05:15,596 - Head ass. 1703 01:05:15,596 --> 01:05:16,429 Want me sell my camera. 1704 01:05:16,429 --> 01:05:17,548 - Shut up, man. 1705 01:05:17,548 --> 01:05:18,660 - Garage sale. 1706 01:05:18,660 --> 01:05:19,493 - [Reg] Just make sure 1707 01:05:19,493 --> 01:05:20,760 you go and grab your stuff. 1708 01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,240 Stupid. 1709 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:23,073 - That's okay. 1710 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:24,793 You'll be back. 1711 01:05:25,860 --> 01:05:27,440 Where are you going? 1712 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:28,950 Harold and Kumar? 1713 01:05:28,950 --> 01:05:30,896 You going to White Castle. 1714 01:05:30,896 --> 01:05:35,313 Bring me back a Shotgun 30, jalapeno cheese and bacon 1715 01:05:37,705 --> 01:05:40,372 and get something for the vegan. 1716 01:05:41,737 --> 01:05:42,820 Motherfucker. 1717 01:05:55,313 --> 01:05:56,146 - Man. 1718 01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:03,040 That's one way to get rid of all my stuff. 1719 01:06:10,022 --> 01:06:12,660 - Toot, what are you doing? 1720 01:06:12,660 --> 01:06:13,493 - Hey, Mom. 1721 01:06:14,460 --> 01:06:15,756 Me and the boys thinking about having 1722 01:06:15,756 --> 01:06:18,063 a little garage sale. 1723 01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:20,533 - A garage sale. 1724 01:06:21,770 --> 01:06:22,730 Wow. 1725 01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:27,120 You are giving away your Transformers? 1726 01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:28,923 You used to love these things. 1727 01:06:28,923 --> 01:06:31,980 - Hey, don't remind me. - Wow. 1728 01:06:31,980 --> 01:06:34,930 - It just seem like we grow up so fast, huh. 1729 01:06:34,930 --> 01:06:35,763 - Yeah. 1730 01:06:35,763 --> 01:06:38,534 I remember when you and Dave used 1731 01:06:38,534 --> 01:06:41,620 to spend hours in the yard playing with those things. 1732 01:06:41,620 --> 01:06:42,933 - Don't remind me. 1733 01:06:44,732 --> 01:06:46,210 - Oh, boy. 1734 01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:47,665 - Just seem like we just don't even play 1735 01:06:47,665 --> 01:06:48,950 with them no more. 1736 01:06:48,950 --> 01:06:51,580 - Yeah, time goes by so fast. 1737 01:06:51,580 --> 01:06:54,350 Well, baby, I'm gonna have dinner read at 6 p.m. 1738 01:06:54,350 --> 01:06:55,550 and I'm making your favorite. 1739 01:06:55,550 --> 01:06:56,383 - What's that? 1740 01:06:56,383 --> 01:06:57,216 - Lamb chops. 1741 01:06:57,216 --> 01:06:58,710 - Ooh, you know I love 'em. 1742 01:06:58,710 --> 01:07:00,770 - So don't be late. - Okay. 1743 01:07:00,770 --> 01:07:02,743 - Remember I said 6 p.m., too. 1744 01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:04,833 - Yes, mother. 1745 01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:09,640 Man, I am a mama's boy, huh? 1746 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,052 - [Ray-Ray] Oh, what the, where the fuck did you come from? 1747 01:07:24,052 --> 01:07:26,140 - Nah, where you been at Ray-Ray? 1748 01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:29,609 - Don't worry about where I've been at Tra, Tracy go home. 1749 01:07:29,609 --> 01:07:32,380 - Why you ain't been texting me back Ray-Ray? 1750 01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:34,500 - I got more important things to do. 1751 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:35,890 - No, the only more important thing 1752 01:07:35,890 --> 01:07:38,020 you need to be doing is this right here, all right, 1753 01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:38,853 all of it. 1754 01:07:38,853 --> 01:07:42,239 These, here, right here especially. 1755 01:07:42,239 --> 01:07:43,572 Where you going? 1756 01:07:51,391 --> 01:07:53,291 - Looks like organizing a garage sale. 1757 01:07:56,590 --> 01:07:58,343 Oh, it's a Ninja. 1758 01:07:59,457 --> 01:08:01,040 Okay, it's a Ninja. 1759 01:08:05,890 --> 01:08:08,740 - Come on, baby, let your bitch help you. 1760 01:08:08,740 --> 01:08:11,760 - Tracy, what are you doing here, girl, go home. 1761 01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:12,860 I don't need no help. 1762 01:08:12,860 --> 01:08:14,370 - But why? I wanna spend time with you, baby. 1763 01:08:14,370 --> 01:08:16,600 You know we all alone now. 1764 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:17,610 - We ain't alone, okay, 1765 01:08:17,610 --> 01:08:18,443 we have Jesus in the room, 1766 01:08:18,443 --> 01:08:20,100 you don't see all them Indian gods up there. 1767 01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,276 - Okay, that's fine, baby, they can watch us. 1768 01:08:22,276 --> 01:08:23,390 Come on, give me some of that. 1769 01:08:23,390 --> 01:08:24,223 - They can't watch nothing, 1770 01:08:24,223 --> 01:08:25,734 they ain't watching us. 1771 01:08:25,734 --> 01:08:28,317 - Man, why I can't get no dick. 1772 01:08:33,142 --> 01:08:34,975 What the fuck is that? 1773 01:08:36,420 --> 01:08:38,230 - Hey, come hold this real quick. 1774 01:08:38,230 --> 01:08:39,063 - Okay. 1775 01:08:39,063 --> 01:08:41,057 - Hey, the bag bitch, hold the bag. 1776 01:08:41,057 --> 01:08:41,890 - Man. 1777 01:08:42,933 --> 01:08:45,770 When you gonna stop being stingy with that dick? 1778 01:08:45,770 --> 01:08:46,803 With your thick ass. 1779 01:08:46,803 --> 01:08:50,050 - Man, you are crazier than I've ever, hey. 1780 01:08:50,050 --> 01:08:50,883 - [Tracy] What's that. 1781 01:08:50,883 --> 01:08:52,130 - This is a good movie, right here. 1782 01:08:52,130 --> 01:08:53,760 - What was that? 1783 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,732 Oh, "Child Support." 1784 01:08:54,732 --> 01:08:56,740 I need to see this. 1785 01:08:56,740 --> 01:08:57,573 It's gonna. 1786 01:08:59,041 --> 01:08:59,990 Hey, well, look, I need 1787 01:08:59,990 --> 01:09:01,505 to talk to you about something. 1788 01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:03,050 - [Ray-Ray] Mm-hmm. 1789 01:09:03,050 --> 01:09:04,700 - I was thinking and just feel like, 1790 01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:05,620 you know, me and you should get 1791 01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:07,780 to know each other on a more personal level, 1792 01:09:07,780 --> 01:09:08,997 like, you know. 1793 01:09:10,012 --> 01:09:11,399 - I'm good. 1794 01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:12,232 - But why? 1795 01:09:13,370 --> 01:09:15,158 Look, I'm not like these other girls, okay. 1796 01:09:15,158 --> 01:09:17,390 I'm a bad bitch. 1797 01:09:17,390 --> 01:09:19,000 And I know I am. 1798 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:19,833 I mean- 1799 01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:20,666 - Uh-huh. 1800 01:09:20,666 --> 01:09:22,770 - And I'm not a ho if that's what you think. 1801 01:09:22,770 --> 01:09:24,732 I mean, I've already had like 40 bodies this month, 1802 01:09:24,732 --> 01:09:26,430 but I made them all use condoms, 1803 01:09:26,430 --> 01:09:27,450 so I'm good. 1804 01:09:27,450 --> 01:09:29,300 - [Ray-Ray] Yeah, you good, that's not a ho at all. 1805 01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:30,237 - I know it's not. 1806 01:09:30,237 --> 01:09:32,092 I'm just comfortable with my sexuality. 1807 01:09:32,092 --> 01:09:35,409 - Okay, how about we try not talking. 1808 01:09:35,409 --> 01:09:36,440 Just... 1809 01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:38,872 - Okay, let's just fuck quietly. 1810 01:09:38,872 --> 01:09:39,860 - We ain't gonna fuck quietly. 1811 01:09:39,860 --> 01:09:41,195 Girl, why you crazy all the goddamn time? 1812 01:09:41,195 --> 01:09:42,930 - So look, that's my history. 1813 01:09:42,930 --> 01:09:44,530 I mean, it sound like a lot of dudes, 1814 01:09:44,530 --> 01:09:46,290 but it's really not. 1815 01:09:46,290 --> 01:09:47,480 - Tracy. 1816 01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:49,090 Is we finished or are we done? 1817 01:09:49,090 --> 01:09:50,050 - I mean, we can be finished 1818 01:09:50,050 --> 01:09:51,630 with the conversation, but as far 1819 01:09:51,630 --> 01:09:52,463 as this relationship, 1820 01:09:52,463 --> 01:09:53,570 I wanna take it to the next level. 1821 01:09:53,570 --> 01:09:54,427 - That's no problem. 1822 01:09:54,427 --> 01:09:55,560 I'll think about it, all right? 1823 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,440 - When were you gonna think about it? 1824 01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:59,400 - How about this? Why don't get get. 1825 01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:03,985 - Yeah, he want me to hit that. 1826 01:10:03,985 --> 01:10:06,691 - Man, that's all you got for this garage sale, dawg? 1827 01:10:06,691 --> 01:10:08,160 - Bruh, I ain't got a ton of shit like y'all do, 1828 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,153 but this dildo, it's gonna sell for sure, bro. 1829 01:10:11,463 --> 01:10:12,830 - Man, get that shit off of me, man, 1830 01:10:12,830 --> 01:10:13,700 what the hell. 1831 01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:15,494 Let me see that football. 1832 01:10:15,494 --> 01:10:16,327 Man, what you need to do 1833 01:10:16,327 --> 01:10:17,676 is put that camera on this table. 1834 01:10:17,676 --> 01:10:19,184 - What? - Yes. 1835 01:10:19,184 --> 01:10:20,017 - Man, I ain't putting my camera 1836 01:10:20,017 --> 01:10:20,917 on the table, bro, come on, man. 1837 01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:22,768 - Hey, calm down, y'all, check this out. 1838 01:10:22,768 --> 01:10:23,690 - Oh, shit. 1839 01:10:23,690 --> 01:10:24,523 - I got y'all right here. 1840 01:10:24,523 --> 01:10:25,793 - What is that? - A juicer. 1841 01:10:25,793 --> 01:10:27,130 - A Ninja, top of the line. 1842 01:10:27,130 --> 01:10:27,963 - Wow. 1843 01:10:27,963 --> 01:10:28,826 - Hey, bruh, what you rob somebody? 1844 01:10:28,826 --> 01:10:30,810 - It's borrowed. - Borrowed? 1845 01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:31,643 - Without permission. 1846 01:10:31,643 --> 01:10:33,730 - This nigga robbed David Beckham house. 1847 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:34,563 That's crazy. 1848 01:10:34,563 --> 01:10:37,470 - Basketball after basketball, huh? 1849 01:10:37,470 --> 01:10:39,120 Oh, what's up Young Miami and JT? 1850 01:10:40,456 --> 01:10:42,507 - Shut up, man, hey ladies. 1851 01:10:42,507 --> 01:10:43,553 - Hey. 1852 01:10:43,553 --> 01:10:45,190 - Y'all came to buy something. 1853 01:10:45,190 --> 01:10:47,400 - We came to see you. 1854 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:48,233 - Why? 1855 01:10:48,233 --> 01:10:49,620 - You're the shower guy, aren't you? 1856 01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:50,453 - Excuse me? 1857 01:10:55,990 --> 01:10:56,990 - Where did you get that. 1858 01:10:56,990 --> 01:10:58,526 - It's everywhere on the internet. 1859 01:10:58,526 --> 01:10:59,990 - Hey, you know what? 1860 01:10:59,990 --> 01:11:01,354 There's a video, too. 1861 01:11:01,354 --> 01:11:04,388 - No, man, no. 1862 01:11:04,388 --> 01:11:05,221 What? 1863 01:11:06,883 --> 01:11:08,133 No, I'm ruined. 1864 01:11:09,170 --> 01:11:10,003 I'm ruined. 1865 01:11:10,003 --> 01:11:10,836 - He gonna be all right. 1866 01:11:10,836 --> 01:11:11,891 Hey, my name is Ray-Ray 1867 01:11:11,891 --> 01:11:13,106 and it's very nice to meet you. 1868 01:11:13,106 --> 01:11:15,347 Are you doing any crystal, 'cause you shine. 1869 01:11:15,347 --> 01:11:16,560 - [Dave] I was gonna post that video- 1870 01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:17,393 - You. 1871 01:11:18,557 --> 01:11:20,498 - [Dave] Hey, bro, I ain't mean to, bruh. 1872 01:11:20,498 --> 01:11:21,331 What's up, bruh. 1873 01:11:21,331 --> 01:11:24,680 - You motherfucker. - What'd I do, fam? 1874 01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,263 (horn blowing) 1875 01:11:39,321 --> 01:11:41,988 (engine idling) 1876 01:11:45,850 --> 01:11:48,084 - Yo, give me some gun, baby. 1877 01:11:48,084 --> 01:11:48,917 - [Dave] Follow me, bruh, 1878 01:11:48,917 --> 01:11:49,844 I'm about to hide. 1879 01:11:49,844 --> 01:11:50,846 - Bro, act normal. 1880 01:11:50,846 --> 01:11:51,679 - I'm about to hide. 1881 01:11:51,679 --> 01:11:52,572 - Nigga, get you. 1882 01:11:52,572 --> 01:11:53,405 - All right, you say act normal. 1883 01:11:53,405 --> 01:11:54,396 - Police coming, man. 1884 01:11:54,396 --> 01:11:57,180 Get your ass over there, bro. 1885 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:58,320 - Oh, damn. 1886 01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:00,113 How'd they find me? 1887 01:12:00,113 --> 01:12:03,460 Shit, I don't know what I gotta do now. 1888 01:12:03,460 --> 01:12:05,233 - Hey, baby, what your thick ass doing. 1889 01:12:05,233 --> 01:12:06,625 - Hey, what the fuck? 1890 01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:07,750 How'd you get in here? 1891 01:12:07,750 --> 01:12:08,583 - What you mean? 1892 01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,420 I been waiting on you all day. 1893 01:12:10,420 --> 01:12:11,253 Look, I didn't know 1894 01:12:11,253 --> 01:12:12,570 you was such a big film buff. 1895 01:12:12,570 --> 01:12:14,666 'Cause I love movies, too. 1896 01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:16,723 - What you going on about all day? 1897 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:18,673 - Your room. 1898 01:12:19,586 --> 01:12:22,640 - Girl, this ain't my room. 1899 01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:24,210 This is Dave room. 1900 01:12:24,210 --> 01:12:25,730 - Oh, who Dave? 1901 01:12:25,730 --> 01:12:27,723 - [Ray-Ray] He Eddie Murphy's crack baby. 1902 01:12:29,133 --> 01:12:30,983 Right next to John Legend over there. 1903 01:12:31,830 --> 01:12:33,643 - Ooh, damn, he got a fat ass, too. 1904 01:12:33,643 --> 01:12:35,392 - Yeah, and you know what. 1905 01:12:35,392 --> 01:12:37,030 He into you. 1906 01:12:37,030 --> 01:12:41,530 In fact, you should go date him 1907 01:12:41,530 --> 01:12:43,810 and leave me the fuck alone. 1908 01:12:43,810 --> 01:12:46,680 Okay, because we ain't, I, in fact, 1909 01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:49,560 am not interested in you. 1910 01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:50,926 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 1911 01:12:50,926 --> 01:12:51,759 If you ain't want me, nigga, 1912 01:12:51,759 --> 01:12:53,880 that's all you had to say. 1913 01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:56,623 Besides, you ain't worthy of this pussy anyway. 1914 01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,890 I swear, y'all little boys don't now how to communicate. 1915 01:13:00,890 --> 01:13:02,336 Bitch. 1916 01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:04,180 (door slamming) 1917 01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:05,013 - Oh, man, these crazy girls 1918 01:13:05,013 --> 01:13:06,443 don't get the message. 1919 01:13:11,530 --> 01:13:12,804 - You fellas having a garage sale? 1920 01:13:12,804 --> 01:13:14,564 - [Together] Mm-hmm. 1921 01:13:14,564 --> 01:13:16,100 - [Police] Anything good? 1922 01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:17,775 - What are you looking for, Officer, we have- 1923 01:13:17,775 --> 01:13:19,980 - Shh, I'll ask the questions. 1924 01:13:19,980 --> 01:13:21,007 - [Dave] He's vegan. 1925 01:13:21,007 --> 01:13:22,330 - [Police] Where's the car? 1926 01:13:22,330 --> 01:13:23,163 - What car? 1927 01:13:23,163 --> 01:13:23,996 - Any damage? 1928 01:13:23,996 --> 01:13:25,620 - What are you talking about V-neck police shirt? 1929 01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:27,970 - Where did you put it? 1930 01:13:27,970 --> 01:13:29,392 - Where'd I put what? 1931 01:13:29,392 --> 01:13:31,260 - Boy, when I ask you a question, answer it. 1932 01:13:31,260 --> 01:13:32,950 - Did he just call me boy? 1933 01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:34,280 - I think so. 1934 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,113 - That's crazy. 1935 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:38,184 - What's with the stupid face? 1936 01:13:38,184 --> 01:13:39,360 - Oh, this? 1937 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:40,320 Don't worry about that, Officer, 1938 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:41,960 he looks like this every day. 1939 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:43,250 - Why are you here? 1940 01:13:43,250 --> 01:13:44,083 - This. 1941 01:13:44,968 --> 01:13:45,801 - [Dave] A titty. 1942 01:13:45,801 --> 01:13:46,680 - [Reg] Oh, shit, you gave her titties. 1943 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:47,513 - Goddamn. 1944 01:13:48,805 --> 01:13:50,160 That. 1945 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,660 - Oh, see, I can explain that. 1946 01:13:53,660 --> 01:13:55,500 - Well, thank fuck for that. 1947 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:57,633 - Hey, Wes, I got a fuckin' juicer. 1948 01:13:59,890 --> 01:14:01,125 What, this is a fuckin' Ninja. 1949 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:02,578 - Yeah, well, this fuck face keeps giving 1950 01:14:02,578 --> 01:14:03,660 me a hard time. 1951 01:14:03,660 --> 01:14:05,270 - Fuck face? - Fuck face? 1952 01:14:05,270 --> 01:14:06,240 - Excuse me, Officer, 1953 01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:08,317 I don't think you can talk to my friend like that. 1954 01:14:08,317 --> 01:14:10,194 - Did you just tell an officer of the law 1955 01:14:10,194 --> 01:14:11,420 what he can and cannot do? 1956 01:14:11,420 --> 01:14:12,510 - You're right, sir, sorry, sir. 1957 01:14:12,510 --> 01:14:13,343 - Sorry, master. 1958 01:14:15,592 --> 01:14:16,910 - Dispatch, this is Officer West, 1959 01:14:16,910 --> 01:14:20,060 suspect's being difficult. 1960 01:14:20,060 --> 01:14:21,533 - Hey, dispatch, can you bring a 10-piece. 1961 01:14:21,533 --> 01:14:22,728 - Come on, get your ass... 1962 01:14:22,728 --> 01:14:25,438 - Man, where you taking my friend, what's up? 1963 01:14:25,438 --> 01:14:27,110 - All right, man, don't worry about that. 1964 01:14:27,110 --> 01:14:27,943 How much? 1965 01:14:27,943 --> 01:14:29,256 - Oh, I really appreciate that. 1966 01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:30,611 About, hmm, $5.50. 1967 01:14:30,611 --> 01:14:31,863 - Maybe it's, all right, I got a 20. 1968 01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:35,567 - That's cool, that'll work, I got change. 1969 01:14:35,567 --> 01:14:37,385 Thank you. 1970 01:14:37,385 --> 01:14:38,802 - All right, man. 1971 01:14:40,115 --> 01:14:42,240 - Come on, Officer, you wanna do me like that. 1972 01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:43,833 At least take this dildo, man. 1973 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:48,713 - Reg. 1974 01:14:50,168 --> 01:14:51,950 - Where the hell you been at? 1975 01:14:51,950 --> 01:14:53,130 - I was busy. 1976 01:14:53,130 --> 01:14:54,054 You know I had to go do the thing. 1977 01:14:54,054 --> 01:14:54,890 - Man, whatever, man, don't you know 1978 01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:55,723 they just took Dave to jail? 1979 01:14:55,723 --> 01:14:56,560 - They did. 1980 01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:57,910 - And they took the juicer. 1981 01:14:58,940 --> 01:15:00,080 - They took the juicer? 1982 01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:00,913 - Yeah, man. 1983 01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:01,746 - They took the juicer. 1984 01:15:01,746 --> 01:15:02,579 - I thought I had the sale. 1985 01:15:02,579 --> 01:15:03,530 Damn cop pulled his money out and everything. 1986 01:15:03,530 --> 01:15:06,020 Then he just walked away with it, man. 1987 01:15:06,020 --> 01:15:07,910 - They walked, they walked away with it. 1988 01:15:07,910 --> 01:15:08,743 - Yes. 1989 01:15:08,743 --> 01:15:09,729 - Reg. - What? 1990 01:15:09,729 --> 01:15:11,010 - It's a Ninja. 1991 01:15:11,010 --> 01:15:11,843 - I know. 1992 01:15:11,843 --> 01:15:14,195 - We could have got at least $50 for that shit. 1993 01:15:14,195 --> 01:15:16,924 - Damn, we coulda got $50 for that? 1994 01:15:16,924 --> 01:15:18,080 - [Ray-Ray] Coulda got 50 on that one. 1995 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:19,625 - My bad, man, shit. 1996 01:15:19,625 --> 01:15:20,458 (Tracy crying) 1997 01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:21,981 - What you doing over here crying? 1998 01:15:21,981 --> 01:15:24,043 - Because I miss my boo. 1999 01:15:24,043 --> 01:15:25,600 - Your boo? 2000 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:27,373 - I thought this was your boo? 2001 01:15:27,373 --> 01:15:29,089 - Oh, I moved on. 2002 01:15:29,089 --> 01:15:30,998 - Oh, it's like that? 2003 01:15:30,998 --> 01:15:33,089 - [Tracy] Yeah, it's like that. 2004 01:15:33,089 --> 01:15:35,430 - Man, let's go save that juicer. 2005 01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:36,295 - Don't you mean Dave, stupid? 2006 01:15:36,295 --> 01:15:37,960 - [Ray-Ray] Yeah, whatever, him, too, come. 2007 01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:40,080 - Yeah, let's go save Dave 2008 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:41,260 with y'all thick asses. 2009 01:15:41,260 --> 01:15:45,510 - [Ray-Ray] Hey, I was messing with you goddamn it. 2010 01:15:46,390 --> 01:15:47,910 - Oh, look. 2011 01:15:47,910 --> 01:15:49,023 I found this, too. 2012 01:15:50,174 --> 01:15:52,263 - Are, are you gonna use that against me? 2013 01:15:53,350 --> 01:15:55,730 - Nah, man, I use this to cut up my vegetables. 2014 01:15:57,143 --> 01:15:58,323 - It's a butter knife. 2015 01:15:59,740 --> 01:16:00,933 - I'm on a Paleo diet. 2016 01:16:01,940 --> 01:16:03,553 - It's not gonna not make it a butter knife, but 2017 01:16:03,553 --> 01:16:06,470 I heard that's pretty healthy, I guess. 2018 01:16:06,470 --> 01:16:08,445 - Yeah, makes him a pain in my ass. 2019 01:16:08,445 --> 01:16:10,290 - Hey, man, I'm looking out for you, too. 2020 01:16:10,290 --> 01:16:12,760 - Yeah, gotta wait for that. 2021 01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:14,320 Listen, focus. 2022 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:15,423 How'd you get the car? 2023 01:16:16,540 --> 01:16:18,410 - Um, me and- 2024 01:16:18,410 --> 01:16:19,930 - [West] Ignore him, look at me, 2025 01:16:19,930 --> 01:16:21,363 how'd you get the car? 2026 01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:24,534 - I bought the beer at 11:59. 2027 01:16:24,534 --> 01:16:26,685 - How did you get the car? 2028 01:16:26,685 --> 01:16:27,518 - Mm-mm. 2029 01:16:29,601 --> 01:16:32,101 Huh, you said how'd I do what? 2030 01:16:33,142 --> 01:16:34,010 - The car. 2031 01:16:34,010 --> 01:16:35,314 - Mm, yeah, that was you. 2032 01:16:35,314 --> 01:16:36,147 - Yeah. 2033 01:16:36,147 --> 01:16:38,233 - I think you gum expired goddammit. 2034 01:16:39,690 --> 01:16:42,500 And your beard stink, bad. 2035 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:45,363 Smell like dogs. 2036 01:16:47,570 --> 01:16:48,433 Wet dogs. 2037 01:16:50,630 --> 01:16:51,750 In heat. 2038 01:16:51,750 --> 01:16:52,583 - The car. 2039 01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:57,730 - I didn't, I don't, I don't know how I got 2040 01:16:57,730 --> 01:17:00,692 the car, but, I need to know how 2041 01:17:00,692 --> 01:17:03,920 your beard stink so bad. 2042 01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,140 I stole it, I stole it, I stole it, 2043 01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:06,473 I stole the car. 2044 01:17:08,050 --> 01:17:09,660 - Well, that was easy. 2045 01:17:09,660 --> 01:17:11,780 - I ain't never heard nobody give it up that fast. 2046 01:17:11,780 --> 01:17:13,980 - I didn't get an ultimate feast or nothing. 2047 01:17:15,650 --> 01:17:17,310 - Okay, well, I'm gonna go talk 2048 01:17:17,310 --> 01:17:18,160 to Ms. Edwards. 2049 01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:19,860 She's got you on camera on Berkeley Street. 2050 01:17:19,860 --> 01:17:22,480 Got you on video, they could see you on video. 2051 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:23,700 - Ms. Edwards? 2052 01:17:23,700 --> 01:17:25,490 - Yeah, the owner of the car. 2053 01:17:25,490 --> 01:17:27,900 - No, no, that's Silas owns the car. 2054 01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:29,180 I stole the car from Silas. 2055 01:17:29,180 --> 01:17:30,013 He was driving it. 2056 01:17:30,013 --> 01:17:31,650 That's how I got the car. 2057 01:17:31,650 --> 01:17:32,500 - I don't buy it. 2058 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:34,350 We'll give her a call. 2059 01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:35,860 - No, no, look, I stole the car from Silas. 2060 01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:37,085 I can give you his address. 2061 01:17:37,085 --> 01:17:39,366 I'll give you his address. 2062 01:17:39,366 --> 01:17:42,291 Fuck, I'm snitches, motherfucker. 2063 01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:43,320 - Okay. 2064 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:44,220 Don't tell nobody. 2065 01:17:45,740 --> 01:17:46,780 - Address. 2066 01:17:46,780 --> 01:17:50,823 - Uh, one, two, Freedy's coming for you. 2067 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:53,673 - Come on. 2068 01:17:53,673 --> 01:17:57,207 - [Dave] All right, it's one, two, three, Sesame Street. 2069 01:17:58,984 --> 01:18:01,420 ♪ How to get to Sesame Street ♪ 2070 01:18:01,420 --> 01:18:02,320 - You for real? 2071 01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:03,920 - That's the address. 2072 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:05,060 - One, two, three. 2073 01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:05,893 - Sesame Street. 2074 01:18:05,893 --> 01:18:07,750 He stay next to Bert, 2075 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,200 across the street from Ernie. 2076 01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:19,610 - Hey, Reg, we can't go in there for real. 2077 01:18:19,610 --> 01:18:20,690 - Why not? 2078 01:18:20,690 --> 01:18:22,223 I mean, we didn't do nothing. 2079 01:18:24,130 --> 01:18:28,723 - Well, I might have, you know borrowed some appliances. 2080 01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:32,043 - What you, you talking about the garage sale? 2081 01:18:34,491 --> 01:18:36,340 - You know that juicer the cop took? 2082 01:18:36,340 --> 01:18:37,343 - Uh, yeah. 2083 01:18:40,187 --> 01:18:41,020 Wow. 2084 01:18:41,020 --> 01:18:43,250 - It was a Ninja, Reg. 2085 01:18:43,250 --> 01:18:44,577 - Man, look what, y'all both shut up. 2086 01:18:44,577 --> 01:18:46,323 We gotta go find Dave. 2087 01:18:47,670 --> 01:18:48,503 - All right, all right. 2088 01:18:48,503 --> 01:18:49,336 - [Dave] All right, niggas. 2089 01:18:49,336 --> 01:18:50,920 - Davy! - What? 2090 01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:52,741 - Oh, hey, baby, I missed you. 2091 01:18:52,741 --> 01:18:54,768 - What's up, bitch. 2092 01:18:54,768 --> 01:18:55,771 What's up cuz? 2093 01:18:55,771 --> 01:18:57,072 What's up blood? 2094 01:18:57,072 --> 01:18:58,075 - You're alive. 2095 01:18:58,075 --> 01:18:58,908 - [Dave] What? 2096 01:18:58,908 --> 01:18:59,990 - Of course he's alive, man, 2097 01:18:59,990 --> 01:19:01,403 what you think they gonna do in there, kill him? 2098 01:19:01,403 --> 01:19:02,533 - [Dave] Stupid. 2099 01:19:02,533 --> 01:19:04,368 - Wait, how did you get out? 2100 01:19:04,368 --> 01:19:06,040 - They couldn't hold me down in there, cuz. 2101 01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:08,230 I was in there beatin' niggas' ass, blood. 2102 01:19:08,230 --> 01:19:10,050 - You? - Yeah, me. 2103 01:19:10,050 --> 01:19:12,570 - So wait, what did they charge you with? 2104 01:19:12,570 --> 01:19:13,403 - Racketeering. 2105 01:19:13,403 --> 01:19:14,260 - [Ray-Ray] Spell it. 2106 01:19:14,260 --> 01:19:15,580 - Shut up, bitch. 2107 01:19:15,580 --> 01:19:18,330 Rico charge, so y'all might be getting charged. 2108 01:19:18,330 --> 01:19:20,090 Ain't my fault, though. 2109 01:19:20,090 --> 01:19:22,718 Two misdemeanors for jaywalking. 2110 01:19:22,718 --> 01:19:25,380 A misdemeanor 'cause I kicked a puppy. 2111 01:19:25,380 --> 01:19:26,313 Got frustrated. 2112 01:19:28,130 --> 01:19:31,000 A felony possession of a firearm. 2113 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,870 Had two M16s. 2114 01:19:32,870 --> 01:19:35,580 They took them, but I beat them charges, though. 2115 01:19:35,580 --> 01:19:37,440 - All right, let's go celebrate. 2116 01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:38,273 - Let's. 2117 01:19:38,273 --> 01:19:39,420 - Hey, hey, you got the money 2118 01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:40,490 from the garage sale, blood. 2119 01:19:40,490 --> 01:19:41,360 - [Ray-Ray] Yeah, here we go right here, right here. 2120 01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:42,260 - Let me see that. 2121 01:19:44,031 --> 01:19:45,640 $30. 2122 01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:47,000 Yeah, it's cool, I got a fake ID, 2123 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,760 you know what I'm saying. 2124 01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:49,936 - [Ray-Ray] Okay, there we go, all right. 2125 01:19:49,936 --> 01:19:51,154 - I can get us some drinks and shit, you feel me? 2126 01:19:51,154 --> 01:19:51,999 - Let's do it. - Drinks on you. 2127 01:19:51,999 --> 01:19:53,149 - All right, come on cuz blood. 2128 01:19:53,149 --> 01:19:54,580 - Blood cuz? 2129 01:19:54,580 --> 01:19:55,413 It's either blood or cuz, man. 2130 01:19:55,413 --> 01:19:56,693 You can't do both. 2131 01:19:57,620 --> 01:19:59,470 - [Dave] Let's drink, let's drink then. 2132 01:20:00,660 --> 01:20:02,540 - Hey, thanks to my prank, 2133 01:20:02,540 --> 01:20:04,273 they were able to find where I was at. 2134 01:20:05,570 --> 01:20:07,480 - Hey, don't you think that's a little creepy 2135 01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:09,600 how they was able to find you like that? 2136 01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:11,060 - No, not really, I mean it did work 2137 01:20:11,060 --> 01:20:12,050 to get Silas off the street. 2138 01:20:12,050 --> 01:20:12,883 You know what I'm saying? 2139 01:20:12,883 --> 01:20:13,716 Now we off the hook. 2140 01:20:25,271 --> 01:20:26,792 (doors closing) 2141 01:20:26,792 --> 01:20:29,565 - You've been off for four hours, man. 2142 01:20:29,565 --> 01:20:30,568 - I don't care what time it is. 2143 01:20:30,568 --> 01:20:31,401 Look at this badge. 2144 01:20:31,401 --> 01:20:32,234 You see this badge? 2145 01:20:32,234 --> 01:20:33,067 Well, I'm here, I don't care what time it is. 2146 01:20:33,067 --> 01:20:34,802 Look at this piece of shit neighborhood. 2147 01:20:34,802 --> 01:20:37,053 We gotta clean this shit up, man. 2148 01:20:37,053 --> 01:20:38,153 - What he hell are you talking about, man. 2149 01:20:38,153 --> 01:20:39,709 - This piece of shit. 2150 01:20:39,709 --> 01:20:41,593 - Oh, hey, officers. 2151 01:20:41,593 --> 01:20:43,990 - Hey, how you doing? 2152 01:20:43,990 --> 01:20:45,764 See, criminal. 2153 01:20:45,764 --> 01:20:46,664 Let's go, come on. 2154 01:20:53,163 --> 01:20:54,169 - To social media. 2155 01:20:54,169 --> 01:20:57,102 - [Together] To social media. 2156 01:20:57,102 --> 01:21:00,428 - Hey, bitch, what are you doing? 2157 01:21:00,428 --> 01:21:02,327 - This nigga just turned into a ho. 2158 01:21:02,327 --> 01:21:03,330 - Oh, damn, my bad. 2159 01:21:03,330 --> 01:21:05,410 - Hey, man, it's a nice size table. 2160 01:21:05,410 --> 01:21:06,243 My bad, came out. 2161 01:21:06,243 --> 01:21:07,830 - That's crazy. 2162 01:21:07,830 --> 01:21:08,830 Oh, I got a idea. 2163 01:21:08,830 --> 01:21:09,753 - I'm sure you do. 2164 01:21:10,780 --> 01:21:12,194 - Not another prank, man. 2165 01:21:12,194 --> 01:21:13,130 - Oh, nah, it's not a prank. 2166 01:21:13,130 --> 01:21:14,988 It's like a new Instagram page. 2167 01:21:14,988 --> 01:21:16,908 You know where I just solve crimes 2168 01:21:16,908 --> 01:21:18,720 for social justice, you know what I'm saying. 2169 01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:19,680 Little petty crimes, though, 2170 01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:22,274 like people stealing old women's purses, 2171 01:21:22,274 --> 01:21:24,740 you know, Tracy breath, my hairline, 2172 01:21:24,740 --> 01:21:26,498 like little petty shit like that, you feel me? 2173 01:21:26,498 --> 01:21:30,071 - Oh, look at my baby tryna be a snitch, okay, boo. 2174 01:21:30,071 --> 01:21:31,993 - You ain't snitching unless it's on camera. 2175 01:21:31,993 --> 01:21:33,540 - No, you'll still a snitch. 2176 01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:35,130 You still my baby, though. 2177 01:21:35,130 --> 01:21:36,430 - Look, you done took my hairline back again. 2178 01:21:36,430 --> 01:21:38,020 This like the fourth time this whole movie. 2179 01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:38,853 - Oh, bae. 2180 01:21:38,853 --> 01:21:40,972 - [Ray-Ray] Oh, yes, wasn't like that. 2181 01:21:40,972 --> 01:21:45,090 - Anyway, but it works for people like Silas, 2182 01:21:45,090 --> 01:21:46,261 you know what I'm saying? 2183 01:21:46,261 --> 01:21:48,092 - These motherfuckers called the police on me. 2184 01:21:48,092 --> 01:21:51,327 I know it's the fucker Dave calling policia on me. 2185 01:21:51,327 --> 01:21:52,810 That's okay. 2186 01:21:52,810 --> 01:21:54,230 I got something for him. 2187 01:21:54,230 --> 01:21:55,873 I'm gonna show him what the Dino power is all about 2188 01:21:55,873 --> 01:21:58,433 you fuckin' cock sucker. 2189 01:21:59,550 --> 01:22:03,511 When I find you, you fuckin' dead, that's okay. 2190 01:22:03,511 --> 01:22:05,260 That's okay. 2191 01:22:05,260 --> 01:22:06,093 You know what I'm a do to you? 2192 01:22:06,093 --> 01:22:08,400 I'm a hang you by your fucking balls 2193 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:11,323 and castrate you you stupid bitch. 2194 01:22:12,670 --> 01:22:15,660 I got something for you and all your friends. 2195 01:22:15,660 --> 01:22:16,652 - I'll drink to that? 2196 01:22:16,652 --> 01:22:17,676 Y'all drink to that? 2197 01:22:17,676 --> 01:22:18,509 - [Reg] I'll drink to that. 2198 01:22:18,509 --> 01:22:19,512 - You know I will. 2199 01:22:19,512 --> 01:22:21,546 - [Ray-Ray] Yes, I'll drink to that. 2200 01:22:21,546 --> 01:22:22,746 - You fuckin' alcoholic. 2201 01:22:23,610 --> 01:22:25,420 So what you guys think about that? 2202 01:22:25,420 --> 01:22:27,700 - I mean, it's a little better 2203 01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:29,320 than doing these prank videos. 2204 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:30,935 - [Ray-Ray] That's fo sho. 2205 01:22:30,935 --> 01:22:32,583 (gate clanking) 2206 01:22:32,583 --> 01:22:35,233 - You thought you could hide from me maricon? 2207 01:22:35,233 --> 01:22:36,385 - Oh, shit. 2208 01:22:36,385 --> 01:22:39,575 - I'm going to kill you all now. 2209 01:22:39,575 --> 01:22:42,658 - [Dave] Is that Silas? That's Silas. 2210 01:22:43,916 --> 01:22:44,873 - Fuck, man. 2211 01:22:44,873 --> 01:22:46,455 You always getting us in some shit. 2212 01:22:46,455 --> 01:22:47,607 - My bad, Ponderagosa. 2213 01:22:47,607 --> 01:22:51,155 I don't even know why I say that. 2214 01:22:51,155 --> 01:22:53,290 - I'm gonna wring your neck 2215 01:22:54,857 --> 01:22:56,927 and I'm going to enjoy feeling 2216 01:22:56,927 --> 01:22:59,240 every blood vessel pop. 2217 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:01,610 - That seems to be excessive, Silas. 2218 01:23:01,610 --> 01:23:02,960 - You know what's excessive, 2219 01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:03,947 I'm going to take that camera 2220 01:23:03,947 --> 01:23:04,786 and shove it so far. 2221 01:23:04,786 --> 01:23:05,792 - [Ray-Ray] Wha pow! 2222 01:23:05,792 --> 01:23:06,966 - [Dave] Oh, shit. 2223 01:23:06,966 --> 01:23:08,013 - What the fuck. 2224 01:23:08,013 --> 01:23:09,935 - What you got, a dildo? 2225 01:23:09,935 --> 01:23:12,452 - Oh, shit. 2226 01:23:12,452 --> 01:23:13,476 - [Dave] Throw it. 2227 01:23:13,476 --> 01:23:15,034 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 2228 01:23:15,034 --> 01:23:15,867 - Oh wait? - Where's he going? 2229 01:23:15,867 --> 01:23:17,200 - [Dave] Got it. 2230 01:23:18,831 --> 01:23:19,664 - Pop! 2231 01:23:20,765 --> 01:23:21,598 Pop! 2232 01:23:24,285 --> 01:23:25,868 He's gonna kill me. 2233 01:23:30,737 --> 01:23:33,154 - Where is this motherfucker? 2234 01:23:34,045 --> 01:23:35,645 A banana? 2235 01:23:35,645 --> 01:23:37,307 Get the fuck over here. 2236 01:23:38,929 --> 01:23:40,096 It's over, ah! 2237 01:23:44,434 --> 01:23:47,645 I'm gonna fuckin kill you puto. 2238 01:23:47,645 --> 01:23:50,562 (triumphant music) 2239 01:23:59,325 --> 01:24:01,373 ♪ Don't come around here the DA ♪ 2240 01:24:01,373 --> 01:24:04,335 ♪ Don't come around here my baby's mama ♪ 2241 01:24:04,335 --> 01:24:07,069 ♪ Don't come around here with all your drama ♪ 2242 01:24:07,069 --> 01:24:09,501 ♪ Don't come around here includes your cleaning ♪ 2243 01:24:09,501 --> 01:24:12,210 ♪ Don't come around here with that shit you slinging ♪ 2244 01:24:12,210 --> 01:24:14,621 ♪ Don't come around here with that lead you drinking ♪ 2245 01:24:14,621 --> 01:24:16,200 ♪ Don't come around here ♪ 2246 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:17,033 - I hear you. 2247 01:24:18,696 --> 01:24:20,333 I know you're in there. 2248 01:24:21,533 --> 01:24:22,438 I can see you. 2249 01:24:22,438 --> 01:24:24,381 - If I can't see you, you can't see me. 2250 01:24:24,381 --> 01:24:25,381 - I can, ah! 2251 01:24:28,932 --> 01:24:30,473 You hit me with a banana? 2252 01:24:30,473 --> 01:24:31,817 You wanna play games. 2253 01:24:31,817 --> 01:24:34,817 - I don't wanna play no games, bruh. 2254 01:24:40,020 --> 01:24:40,853 Oh, shit. 2255 01:24:42,612 --> 01:24:44,660 Hey, Live, did y'all see that? 2256 01:24:44,660 --> 01:24:47,230 Did y'all see, I just fucked Silas up. 2257 01:24:47,230 --> 01:24:50,063 He wanna put these rounds with me. 2258 01:24:52,603 --> 01:24:56,115 See you in the crossroads, hear that. 2259 01:24:56,115 --> 01:24:58,510 I just knocked that nigga out, bro. 2260 01:24:58,510 --> 01:24:59,343 Did you see that? 2261 01:24:59,343 --> 01:25:00,896 Look, nigga, still, 2262 01:25:01,767 --> 01:25:02,791 I shoulda just left. 2263 01:25:02,791 --> 01:25:04,420 Come on, Silas, come on. 2264 01:25:04,420 --> 01:25:05,253 Ah, oh! 2265 01:25:12,430 --> 01:25:14,047 Oh, shit. 2266 01:25:14,047 --> 01:25:14,883 - Boy, what the hell going on? 2267 01:25:14,883 --> 01:25:16,190 - Hey, hey, Carl Winslow, 2268 01:25:16,190 --> 01:25:17,267 hey, Silas is in there, bro, 2269 01:25:17,267 --> 01:25:18,100 he's trying to kill me, bro, 2270 01:25:18,100 --> 01:25:18,933 ya'll gotta do something, man, come on. 2271 01:25:18,933 --> 01:25:19,960 Come on Johnny Bravo, 2272 01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:21,450 y'all gotta do something, man, come on, bro. 2273 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:22,530 - Get out the way, man. 2274 01:25:22,530 --> 01:25:23,630 - I'm telling Harriet. 2275 01:25:30,207 --> 01:25:31,040 - You got my back? 2276 01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:31,873 This way. 2277 01:25:39,927 --> 01:25:41,763 - Man, what the fuck are you doing? 2278 01:25:47,172 --> 01:25:48,012 - Fuck, the window. 2279 01:25:48,012 --> 01:25:50,429 - I'm a be at the front, man. 2280 01:25:53,406 --> 01:25:54,690 - Goddamn it. 2281 01:25:54,690 --> 01:25:55,523 Steve. 2282 01:25:58,910 --> 01:26:00,119 - [Dave] Bro, what the fuck is going on. 2283 01:26:00,119 --> 01:26:02,327 - Oh, Davy, baby, I missed you, are you okay? 2284 01:26:02,327 --> 01:26:03,510 - You missed me? 2285 01:26:03,510 --> 01:26:04,460 I'm okay. 2286 01:26:04,460 --> 01:26:05,629 - Yeah, you know what, you are okay. 2287 01:26:05,629 --> 01:26:06,720 You know what, why don't you give me some sugar. 2288 01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:09,010 - Hold on, bitch, your breath banging. 2289 01:26:09,010 --> 01:26:09,843 Yeah, smell that. 2290 01:26:09,843 --> 01:26:10,940 - Oh, yeah, you is right. 2291 01:26:10,940 --> 01:26:11,853 - I almost passed out. 2292 01:26:11,853 --> 01:26:12,686 - You know what, you so brave. 2293 01:26:12,686 --> 01:26:14,874 - You know me, Mr. Brave. 2294 01:26:14,874 --> 01:26:15,707 - Okay. 2295 01:26:15,707 --> 01:26:16,540 Mr. Brave, I see you. 2296 01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:18,114 - Oh, shit. 2297 01:26:18,114 --> 01:26:19,919 He trying to rape me, help. 2298 01:26:19,919 --> 01:26:20,900 Help. 2299 01:26:20,900 --> 01:26:22,287 - You let my baby go. 2300 01:26:22,287 --> 01:26:23,289 - Come here motherfucker. 2301 01:26:23,289 --> 01:26:24,122 - Silas, don't do this, Silas. 2302 01:26:24,122 --> 01:26:26,567 Hey, Tracy, hit him. 2303 01:26:26,567 --> 01:26:27,555 Tracy, Tracy. 2304 01:26:27,555 --> 01:26:28,750 - Let him go. 2305 01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:29,838 - Hey, Tracy, help me. 2306 01:26:29,838 --> 01:26:30,671 - Let him go. - Tracy. 2307 01:26:30,671 --> 01:26:31,555 - Come on Tracy. 2308 01:26:31,555 --> 01:26:32,972 - Son of a bitch. 2309 01:26:34,211 --> 01:26:36,515 Now you gonna get in. 2310 01:26:36,515 --> 01:26:37,752 Get in there. 2311 01:26:37,752 --> 01:26:39,241 Stupid motherfucker. 2312 01:26:39,241 --> 01:26:40,427 - [Dave] Silas, keep putting me- 2313 01:26:40,427 --> 01:26:41,793 - No, you stupid fuck. 2314 01:26:43,646 --> 01:26:44,926 Wait till you see what I'm gonna do 2315 01:26:44,926 --> 01:26:46,260 to you motherfucker. 2316 01:26:46,260 --> 01:26:49,028 (tires squealing) 2317 01:26:49,028 --> 01:26:50,381 - [Dave] You gonna drive off with me 2318 01:26:50,381 --> 01:26:51,401 in the trunk, man. 2319 01:26:51,401 --> 01:26:52,408 - Woo, woo, woo. 2320 01:26:52,408 --> 01:26:53,640 - Wait, wait, wait, y'all. 2321 01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:54,500 Look, I need y'all help. 2322 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:55,725 Somebody just kidnapped Dave. 2323 01:26:55,725 --> 01:26:56,680 - What? 2324 01:26:56,680 --> 01:26:57,741 - Somebody just kidnapped him? 2325 01:26:57,741 --> 01:26:58,574 - Who? 2326 01:26:58,574 --> 01:26:59,407 - They just put him in the trunk? 2327 01:26:59,407 --> 01:27:00,240 - What? - Yeah. 2328 01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:01,217 - Somebody just took him. 2329 01:27:01,217 --> 01:27:02,050 I think his name was like Silas or something. 2330 01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:02,883 - Oh, you talking about Silas? 2331 01:27:02,883 --> 01:27:04,022 Oh, shit, we gotta go help Dave. 2332 01:27:04,022 --> 01:27:05,109 Come on, dawg, we gotta go save him. 2333 01:27:05,109 --> 01:27:05,942 Man, shit. 2334 01:27:07,870 --> 01:27:08,723 - I'll drive? 2335 01:27:10,450 --> 01:27:12,000 How the fuck you get my number? 2336 01:27:15,420 --> 01:27:17,070 - Oh, shit, which one, which car? 2337 01:27:18,700 --> 01:27:19,574 Oh, shit, Reg. 2338 01:27:19,574 --> 01:27:20,407 - [Tracy] I got shotty. 2339 01:27:20,407 --> 01:27:21,410 - Get the. 2340 01:27:21,410 --> 01:27:22,243 - [Lily] Reg, I saw you had a Live, 2341 01:27:22,243 --> 01:27:23,076 it look like y'all need help. 2342 01:27:23,076 --> 01:27:23,909 - Oh, shit, come on. 2343 01:27:25,558 --> 01:27:26,401 - Wait. 2344 01:27:26,401 --> 01:27:28,298 (engine revving) 2345 01:27:28,298 --> 01:27:29,450 Where I'm gonna sit? 2346 01:27:29,450 --> 01:27:30,283 - You not. 2347 01:27:31,323 --> 01:27:33,510 - Fuck you. 2348 01:27:33,510 --> 01:27:34,343 Bitch. 2349 01:27:35,690 --> 01:27:37,125 - Thanks to Dave's stupid live feed, 2350 01:27:37,125 --> 01:27:39,853 everyone knows about my furry addiction. 2351 01:27:39,853 --> 01:27:40,686 - What? 2352 01:27:42,860 --> 01:27:44,507 - No, no, no, no, not my fur, 2353 01:27:44,507 --> 01:27:47,343 Blaine's furry, look man, I'm reading from the. 2354 01:27:50,180 --> 01:27:51,867 - Why did he just say that? 2355 01:27:51,867 --> 01:27:54,502 - I think that asshole's a mute. 2356 01:27:54,502 --> 01:27:55,680 - Oh, you know what, 2357 01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,563 Dave might actually still be live. 2358 01:27:59,490 --> 01:28:01,755 Well, that's black, I mean, you can't- 2359 01:28:01,755 --> 01:28:02,971 - Silas, come on, bruh. 2360 01:28:02,971 --> 01:28:03,974 Silas, please. 2361 01:28:03,974 --> 01:28:05,499 Silence of the Lambs. 2362 01:28:05,499 --> 01:28:07,000 Come on, bro, please. 2363 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,030 Get me out, I'm gonna miss everybody. 2364 01:28:10,030 --> 01:28:11,377 You remember that? 2365 01:28:11,377 --> 01:28:12,763 Come on, bro. 2366 01:28:12,763 --> 01:28:13,596 Shut up. 2367 01:28:13,596 --> 01:28:14,429 My phone. 2368 01:28:16,170 --> 01:28:17,213 Let's see. 2369 01:28:19,898 --> 01:28:21,730 Is this my camera. 2370 01:28:21,730 --> 01:28:23,020 Oh, shit, hey, live. 2371 01:28:25,110 --> 01:28:29,329 Hey, hey, bro, hey Silas got me in his trunk, fam. 2372 01:28:29,329 --> 01:28:31,273 I don't know where I'm at. 2373 01:28:31,273 --> 01:28:32,590 I could open the door periodically, 2374 01:28:32,590 --> 01:28:36,210 but I can't, he done, hold on. 2375 01:28:36,210 --> 01:28:37,650 Chief we still driving. 2376 01:28:37,650 --> 01:28:41,283 Wait, somebody, please somebody come help. 2377 01:28:41,283 --> 01:28:42,140 - Hold on, it looks like 2378 01:28:42,140 --> 01:28:43,440 they might be getting out. 2379 01:28:43,440 --> 01:28:44,920 Is that, is that the park? 2380 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:46,053 I can't tell. 2381 01:28:47,238 --> 01:28:48,870 - Oh, shit, they at the park. 2382 01:28:48,870 --> 01:28:51,063 Hey, turn left up here. 2383 01:28:52,450 --> 01:28:55,160 - Well, that was easy. 2384 01:28:55,160 --> 01:28:55,993 To the park. 2385 01:28:59,870 --> 01:29:01,020 - So wait. 2386 01:29:01,020 --> 01:29:02,360 How much of Dave's live feed 2387 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:03,710 were you actually watching? 2388 01:29:05,020 --> 01:29:06,093 - All of it, I guess. 2389 01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:11,850 - So, you was watching when they came 2390 01:29:11,850 --> 01:29:13,173 to visit me at the house. 2391 01:29:14,590 --> 01:29:16,336 - Oh, you mean when you were in the shower? 2392 01:29:16,336 --> 01:29:18,880 Yeah, I saw that. 2393 01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:20,200 - Was it censored? 2394 01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:22,840 - God, no, it was not censored. 2395 01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:24,860 - Well, just so you know, 2396 01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,210 I was taking a cold shower. 2397 01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:28,380 - Really? 2398 01:29:28,380 --> 01:29:29,580 Because I'm pretty sure I saw 2399 01:29:29,580 --> 01:29:31,384 the steam on the mirror. 2400 01:29:31,384 --> 01:29:33,467 - Oh, yeah, that's right. 2401 01:29:35,663 --> 01:29:37,171 - I can't wait for this. 2402 01:29:37,171 --> 01:29:40,061 - [Dave] I can't find the handle, bro. 2403 01:29:40,061 --> 01:29:41,150 - Let's go. 2404 01:29:41,150 --> 01:29:42,195 Guess what, motherfucker. 2405 01:29:42,195 --> 01:29:43,624 It's show time. 2406 01:29:43,624 --> 01:29:44,755 Get your ass out of here. 2407 01:29:44,755 --> 01:29:46,888 - What you doing? - Stop talking, bitch. 2408 01:29:46,888 --> 01:29:47,913 Get your ass up. 2409 01:29:47,913 --> 01:29:48,775 - Silas, what ups, bro. 2410 01:29:48,775 --> 01:29:49,777 Silas, please. 2411 01:29:49,777 --> 01:29:50,908 - I told you I have something for you. 2412 01:29:50,908 --> 01:29:51,835 - Come on, you ain't gotta do this, bruh. 2413 01:29:51,835 --> 01:29:52,838 At least grab my pick, bro. 2414 01:29:52,838 --> 01:29:53,840 - You thought you were clever, huh? 2415 01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:54,673 - What you doing? 2416 01:29:54,673 --> 01:29:55,506 - You thought you were clever. 2417 01:29:55,506 --> 01:29:56,339 - What are you going? 2418 01:29:56,339 --> 01:29:57,463 Silas, what, come on bro. 2419 01:29:57,463 --> 01:29:58,296 - You thought you were clever, huh? 2420 01:29:58,296 --> 01:29:59,671 Calling the policia on me? 2421 01:29:59,671 --> 01:30:02,082 - Actually, they came to me, bro. 2422 01:30:02,082 --> 01:30:03,700 Come on, man, don't do this. 2423 01:30:03,700 --> 01:30:04,620 - I don't believe that. 2424 01:30:04,620 --> 01:30:05,453 - Silas. 2425 01:30:05,453 --> 01:30:06,740 - You thought I was going quietly, huh. 2426 01:30:06,740 --> 01:30:08,251 - You think I can't get out this? 2427 01:30:08,251 --> 01:30:09,110 - Fuck you maricon. 2428 01:30:09,110 --> 01:30:10,280 - Come on, I'm outta this. 2429 01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:11,660 - Your friends ain't coming to help you neither. 2430 01:30:11,660 --> 01:30:12,810 - You crazy as hell. 2431 01:30:12,810 --> 01:30:14,229 - Ain't nobody coming to help you, you know why? 2432 01:30:14,229 --> 01:30:15,360 - God gonna save me. 2433 01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:16,260 - Nobody. 2434 01:30:16,260 --> 01:30:17,093 - Come on, God. 2435 01:30:17,093 --> 01:30:18,600 - And you know why? 2436 01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:19,433 You're nothing. 2437 01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:21,930 You are never going to be nothing. 2438 01:30:21,930 --> 01:30:23,061 - I'm gonna be something, my mama... 2439 01:30:23,061 --> 01:30:26,781 - You're nothing but a pathetic little flea, 2440 01:30:26,781 --> 01:30:30,207 hopping from one place to another. 2441 01:30:30,207 --> 01:30:31,040 - Pathetic? 2442 01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:32,234 You just a pathetic criminal. 2443 01:30:32,234 --> 01:30:33,067 (punch striking) 2444 01:30:33,067 --> 01:30:34,261 Come on Silas, bro. 2445 01:30:34,261 --> 01:30:35,510 You ain't gotta do this, man. 2446 01:30:35,510 --> 01:30:37,183 - Oh, you like that, huh? 2447 01:30:37,183 --> 01:30:38,670 I got more for you. 2448 01:30:38,670 --> 01:30:39,840 - Silas, come on. 2449 01:30:39,840 --> 01:30:40,786 - Aha! 2450 01:30:40,786 --> 01:30:41,838 - Silas, where you going, bro, come on. 2451 01:30:41,838 --> 01:30:43,471 Come on Silas. 2452 01:30:43,471 --> 01:30:45,265 ♪ Put you in a choke hold ♪ 2453 01:30:45,265 --> 01:30:46,780 ♪ Fightin' for survival ♪ 2454 01:30:46,780 --> 01:30:48,230 ♪ Make the live stream ♪ 2455 01:30:48,230 --> 01:30:51,730 ♪ Make that shit go viral ♪ 2456 01:31:11,187 --> 01:31:13,410 Oh, come on, Silas, a baseball bat. 2457 01:31:13,410 --> 01:31:14,970 Boy, you wanna play baseball, 2458 01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:15,803 we can go some fields that's right over there. 2459 01:31:15,803 --> 01:31:16,970 - I've been waiting for this 2460 01:31:16,970 --> 01:31:18,129 since you stole my car. - What you mean? 2461 01:31:18,129 --> 01:31:18,962 - No, man, come on, don't do this. 2462 01:31:18,962 --> 01:31:20,280 - You ready for this one? - No, Silas. 2463 01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:21,120 - Left field mira. 2464 01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:22,262 - What you mean, ah, fuck. 2465 01:31:22,262 --> 01:31:23,095 (bat striking) 2466 01:31:23,095 --> 01:31:24,750 That's not how you play baseball, Silas. 2467 01:31:24,750 --> 01:31:25,720 - Oh, it is. 2468 01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:27,546 Right knee cap, home run. 2469 01:31:27,546 --> 01:31:28,930 (bat striking) 2470 01:31:28,930 --> 01:31:30,208 - [Dave] Reg, get his ass, bro. 2471 01:31:30,208 --> 01:31:31,407 - You don't even like this guy. 2472 01:31:31,407 --> 01:31:32,965 - What? That's my best friend. 2473 01:31:32,965 --> 01:31:34,341 And he'll always be, right Dave? 2474 01:31:34,341 --> 01:31:35,343 - [Dave] Right, come on. 2475 01:31:35,343 --> 01:31:36,751 I got your back, man. 2476 01:31:36,751 --> 01:31:37,880 - [Dave] Yes, sir. 2477 01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:39,060 - Do something tough guy, 2478 01:31:39,060 --> 01:31:40,160 what are you gonna do? 2479 01:31:41,273 --> 01:31:42,393 Think you a tough guy? 2480 01:31:42,393 --> 01:31:43,412 - [Reg] Hell, yeah. 2481 01:31:43,412 --> 01:31:44,245 - Oh, Reg. 2482 01:31:44,245 --> 01:31:45,078 - What the fuck? 2483 01:31:45,078 --> 01:31:46,620 What the fuck I'm a do with this? 2484 01:31:46,620 --> 01:31:47,934 - You guys still got this dildo? 2485 01:31:47,934 --> 01:31:49,928 - [Lily] Why are you still carrying it? 2486 01:31:49,928 --> 01:31:51,272 - Get that thing away from me. 2487 01:31:51,272 --> 01:31:53,081 Fuck, come on, man. 2488 01:31:53,081 --> 01:31:55,087 You wanna dance, now, okay. 2489 01:31:55,087 --> 01:31:56,339 - Come on. 2490 01:31:56,339 --> 01:31:57,444 - Oh, shit. 2491 01:31:57,444 --> 01:31:58,277 - Oh! 2492 01:32:00,740 --> 01:32:01,890 - [Together] He speaks? 2493 01:32:04,910 --> 01:32:05,743 - If you let that nigga kill you, 2494 01:32:05,743 --> 01:32:07,320 I'm a kill you, bro. 2495 01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:09,202 - I'm going to sing you a lullaby now, Reggie. 2496 01:32:09,202 --> 01:32:10,035 Ah! 2497 01:32:11,590 --> 01:32:12,490 - What the fuck? 2498 01:32:14,002 --> 01:32:16,327 - I told you I was coming back syphilis. 2499 01:32:16,327 --> 01:32:18,720 - You brought your little gay friends with you? 2500 01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:19,841 - Come on, what's happening. 2501 01:32:19,841 --> 01:32:20,846 - Come on, I'll take your balloons. 2502 01:32:20,846 --> 01:32:21,679 Come on. 2503 01:32:21,679 --> 01:32:24,262 - Come on, y'all, lets get him. 2504 01:32:25,250 --> 01:32:26,653 - [Reg] Come on, bro. 2505 01:32:26,653 --> 01:32:29,220 - All right, fellows, that's enough, clean it up. 2506 01:32:29,220 --> 01:32:32,621 Hey, secure the perimeter. 2507 01:32:32,621 --> 01:32:33,623 - It's secure, man. 2508 01:32:33,623 --> 01:32:35,445 - Hey, what are you doing? 2509 01:32:35,445 --> 01:32:37,663 Where you policia taking me today? 2510 01:32:37,663 --> 01:32:39,450 Hey, get off me, P. 2511 01:32:39,450 --> 01:32:41,183 No, don't look at me. 2512 01:32:45,599 --> 01:32:48,182 - What the fuck? - I don't know. 2513 01:32:49,973 --> 01:32:52,090 - Wow, what the fuck? You robbed somebody? 2514 01:32:52,090 --> 01:32:52,923 - Wow. 2515 01:33:03,018 --> 01:33:04,207 - [Reporter] Dave. 2516 01:33:04,207 --> 01:33:06,653 - How you doing Michael Jackson daddy? 2517 01:33:07,880 --> 01:33:09,450 - Is it true that you're using social media 2518 01:33:09,450 --> 01:33:11,490 to help the police track down criminals? 2519 01:33:11,490 --> 01:33:14,480 - Oh, yeah, yeah, that is true. 2520 01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:15,313 Yep. 2521 01:33:15,313 --> 01:33:17,320 - And are these the friends that helped you? 2522 01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:19,023 - Oh, yeah, I'm David Ruffin. 2523 01:33:19,930 --> 01:33:21,320 These are the Temptations. 2524 01:33:21,320 --> 01:33:22,390 - Hi, mother. 2525 01:33:22,390 --> 01:33:23,490 - That's my friend, Reg. 2526 01:33:23,490 --> 01:33:27,090 Uh, he doesn't speak, but that's our token white boy 2527 01:33:27,090 --> 01:33:28,930 and my other friend Ray-Ray, 2528 01:33:28,930 --> 01:33:30,990 he's actually taking a shit. 2529 01:33:30,990 --> 01:33:32,906 Can I say shit on, fuck it, I already did, go ahead. 2530 01:33:32,906 --> 01:33:35,071 - What can the police do to help you? 2531 01:33:35,071 --> 01:33:36,580 - They can donate. 2532 01:33:36,580 --> 01:33:41,383 Donate to dollar sign Dave on CashApp or PayPal, 2533 01:33:43,910 --> 01:33:46,053 It's Big Dick Dave. 2534 01:33:48,990 --> 01:33:50,480 - Hey, there you go. 2535 01:33:51,603 --> 01:33:53,903 - So, you still think Dave's pranks are funny? 2536 01:33:55,540 --> 01:33:56,718 - Yes. 2537 01:33:56,718 --> 01:33:59,000 (Lily laughing) 2538 01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:01,020 But he's not, you know. 2539 01:34:01,020 --> 01:34:03,550 I actually think he's gonna be okay, 2540 01:34:03,550 --> 01:34:05,650 especially if he doesn't get into college. 2541 01:34:07,060 --> 01:34:08,180 - Well, after today, 2542 01:34:08,180 --> 01:34:10,130 you think you still getting in college? 2543 01:34:11,090 --> 01:34:13,237 - I really hope so, I really do. 2544 01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:17,683 - Well, even after today, I still want you. 2545 01:34:21,100 --> 01:34:23,053 - Even after all of that shower stuff. 2546 01:34:24,030 --> 01:34:24,893 Oh, my God. 2547 01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:27,983 - Especially after the shower stuff. 2548 01:34:28,918 --> 01:34:31,835 (orchestral music) 2549 01:34:37,334 --> 01:34:38,922 - Oh, I'm been waiting on that. 2550 01:34:38,922 --> 01:34:41,974 - Cops, cops like that's crazy, 2551 01:34:41,974 --> 01:34:44,180 like you heard a pop of the king of pop, 2552 01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:48,630 so you're like the feral pop of the, 2553 01:34:48,630 --> 01:34:50,443 you get it, you get it? 2554 01:34:50,443 --> 01:34:51,280 - [Reporter] Good one. 2555 01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:54,100 - It doesn't matter, interview's over, thanks. 2556 01:34:54,100 --> 01:34:55,150 - [Reporter] Must be a slow day in news. 2557 01:34:55,150 --> 01:34:55,983 - Head ass. 2558 01:35:00,930 --> 01:35:02,953 Well, fellows, this is live. 2559 01:35:04,140 --> 01:35:07,720 - Man, Silas is fuckin' crazy. 2560 01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:08,917 - I was referring to school, 2561 01:35:08,917 --> 01:35:10,667 but that was pretty intense, too, though. 2562 01:35:10,667 --> 01:35:13,227 - Man, can y'all believe after everything 2563 01:35:13,227 --> 01:35:17,060 that happened that day, my college still accepted me. 2564 01:35:17,060 --> 01:35:18,175 - Oh, that's what's up. - Oh, yeah. 2565 01:35:18,175 --> 01:35:19,160 - Congratulations. 2566 01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:20,190 - That's what's up. 2567 01:35:20,190 --> 01:35:22,134 - So what you gonna do? 2568 01:35:22,134 --> 01:35:23,380 - Believe it or not, 2569 01:35:23,380 --> 01:35:25,230 I got a scholarship to a film school. 2570 01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:27,113 - [Ray-Ray] A real one? 2571 01:35:27,113 --> 01:35:27,946 - Wait, what? 2572 01:35:27,946 --> 01:35:28,779 - Yeah. 2573 01:35:28,779 --> 01:35:30,239 - They actually gave you a scholarship? 2574 01:35:30,239 --> 01:35:32,860 - Yes, they seen that live feed, 2575 01:35:32,860 --> 01:35:35,770 follow me on Instagram, bow, gave me a scholarship. 2576 01:35:35,770 --> 01:35:36,780 - Congratulations, man. 2577 01:35:36,780 --> 01:35:37,633 That's what's up. 2578 01:35:37,633 --> 01:35:39,800 - I'm not going, but thanks. 2579 01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:41,120 - You gonna go. 2580 01:35:41,120 --> 01:35:42,530 What you gonna do, Ray? 2581 01:35:42,530 --> 01:35:44,160 - We got a family business. 2582 01:35:44,160 --> 01:35:45,853 Go work with my dad at the shop. 2583 01:35:46,950 --> 01:35:48,561 - Oh, the Slurpee shop? 2584 01:35:48,561 --> 01:35:50,860 (speaking foreign language) 2585 01:35:50,860 --> 01:35:52,590 it's a car shop, man. 2586 01:35:52,590 --> 01:35:54,355 - [Dave] Car shop? Y'all drive cars? 2587 01:35:54,355 --> 01:35:57,020 - We can make the cars, but we just can't drive them. 2588 01:35:57,020 --> 01:35:58,020 - Oh, I thought y'all only worked 2589 01:35:58,020 --> 01:35:59,690 on like magic carpets and shit like that. 2590 01:35:59,690 --> 01:36:00,600 - No, we work on everything. 2591 01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:01,700 Shit, you can't afford. 2592 01:36:01,700 --> 01:36:02,533 - Oh, well. 2593 01:36:02,533 --> 01:36:04,060 - Y'all are trippin' man. 2594 01:36:04,060 --> 01:36:05,310 Never mind him. 2595 01:36:05,310 --> 01:36:07,203 Is that what you wanna do? 2596 01:36:08,240 --> 01:36:10,892 - See, look, I'm good with my hands, 2597 01:36:10,892 --> 01:36:13,200 I'm not good with my head, 2598 01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:15,440 so I got a job that accommodates me. 2599 01:36:15,440 --> 01:36:16,440 - Sound about right. 2600 01:36:17,790 --> 01:36:20,290 Guys, it seem like we all know where we're headed. 2601 01:36:21,900 --> 01:36:23,400 - In all different directions. 2602 01:36:24,570 --> 01:36:26,720 - You cryin'? - Man, cheer up, Dave. 2603 01:36:26,720 --> 01:36:27,580 - No, you know you get- 2604 01:36:27,580 --> 01:36:28,900 - You act like we're not gonna ever 2605 01:36:28,900 --> 01:36:29,733 see each other again. 2606 01:36:29,733 --> 01:36:32,375 You of all people know we live in a world 2607 01:36:32,375 --> 01:36:33,210 of social media. 2608 01:36:33,210 --> 01:36:36,310 We can't go a day without seeing each other, brother. 2609 01:36:36,310 --> 01:36:39,210 - [Dave] Know what? You right. 2610 01:36:39,210 --> 01:36:40,290 - To social media. 2611 01:36:40,290 --> 01:36:41,123 - To social media. 2612 01:36:41,123 --> 01:36:41,956 (bottles clanking) 2613 01:36:41,956 --> 01:36:42,948 And one last prank. 2614 01:36:42,948 --> 01:36:44,010 - What? 2615 01:36:44,010 --> 01:36:45,039 - Come on you guys. 2616 01:36:45,039 --> 01:36:46,733 - Let's do this one last prank Trayshon. 2617 01:36:46,733 --> 01:36:47,566 - Come on, brother, lets do this. 2618 01:36:47,566 --> 01:36:49,150 Let's do one last one. 2619 01:36:49,150 --> 01:36:50,000 - Come on, man, you can do it man, 2620 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:51,780 this is a big risk now mate. 2621 01:36:51,780 --> 01:36:52,660 You fuck this all up, 2622 01:36:52,660 --> 01:36:54,601 but don't fuck up, hey, Rego. 2623 01:36:54,601 --> 01:36:56,030 - What, man? 2624 01:36:56,030 --> 01:36:57,250 - How you used to put these on me, bro, 2625 01:36:57,250 --> 01:36:58,510 'cause remember I couldn't never get it. 2626 01:36:58,510 --> 01:36:59,881 - To your last prank. 2627 01:36:59,881 --> 01:37:01,260 To social media, fool. 2628 01:37:01,260 --> 01:37:02,633 - To my last prank, mate. 2629 01:37:02,633 --> 01:37:05,216 (upbeat music) 2630 01:38:38,264 --> 01:38:43,264 ♪ Everybody's Insta famous ♪ 2631 01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:50,820 ♪ No one wants to work a feeling ♪ 2632 01:38:50,820 --> 01:38:53,403 (upbeat music)