WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:00.250 --> 00:00:03.000 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:16.250 --> 00:00:18.083 - It's better. 5 00:00:20.166 --> 00:00:22.375 - It lacks excitement. 6 00:00:23.667 --> 00:00:25.625 - You still don't like it? 7 00:00:25.625 --> 00:00:27.458 - This is a big presentation. 8 00:00:28.291 --> 00:00:30.250 - Maybe I've heard it too many times. 9 00:00:30.250 --> 00:00:32.709 I need the board to be 100% in. 10 00:00:32.709 --> 00:00:34.625 If they don't approve the next round of funding 11 00:00:34.625 --> 00:00:37.542 in next month's meeting, there won't be an A7. 12 00:00:38.542 --> 00:00:40.500 - We can't keep flying the A6. 13 00:00:41.500 --> 00:00:43.333 - You don't have to convince me 14 00:00:43.333 --> 00:00:45.083 but if you don't convince them, 15 00:00:45.083 --> 00:00:47.291 two of us won't be here at the end of the year. 16 00:00:49.917 --> 00:00:50.959 We'll still be here. 17 00:00:51.834 --> 00:00:52.667 - Oh. 18 00:00:54.667 --> 00:00:55.500 - Punch it up. 19 00:01:04.667 --> 00:01:05.500 - Punch it up? 20 00:01:09.500 --> 00:01:10.500 - So? 21 00:01:12.291 --> 00:01:13.125 - What? 22 00:01:13.125 --> 00:01:14.500 - Tonight. 23 00:01:14.500 --> 00:01:18.792 - Oh, dinner at seven, then I'm gonna do it. 24 00:01:21.625 --> 00:01:23.709 - Have you thought about maybe, I don't know, 25 00:01:23.709 --> 00:01:28.000 just waiting until we wrap up on this A7 deal? 26 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:33.000 What happens if you get fired before the wedding? 27 00:01:33.500 --> 00:01:35.458 - You think we won't get the deal? 28 00:01:35.458 --> 00:01:37.500 - No, we will, we will. 29 00:01:37.500 --> 00:01:38.959 Yeah, we'll get it. 30 00:01:38.959 --> 00:01:41.291 I just, I worry too much. 31 00:01:42.417 --> 00:01:43.959 Go have a fantastic night 32 00:01:43.959 --> 00:01:47.458 and text me, if you get the chance. 33 00:01:50.709 --> 00:01:52.166 - You're such a great friend. 34 00:01:53.041 --> 00:01:54.291 - We make a great team. 35 00:01:56.333 --> 00:01:57.542 - [Jason] I'll text you. 36 00:02:02.375 --> 00:02:04.291 - Yeah, he'll text you. 37 00:02:06.041 --> 00:02:09.125 (lighthearted music) 38 00:02:10.625 --> 00:02:12.250 - Melissa. 39 00:02:12.250 --> 00:02:16.125 Over the last two years, you've changed my life. 40 00:02:16.125 --> 00:02:18.083 You've made me a better man 41 00:02:18.083 --> 00:02:20.083 and showed me what real love is. 42 00:02:22.625 --> 00:02:25.709 We've created so many lasting memories, 43 00:02:27.375 --> 00:02:30.291 from Cancun to Canada. 44 00:02:30.291 --> 00:02:33.792 I can't imagine having done it with anyone else. 45 00:02:33.792 --> 00:02:36.000 I know, we're still young. 46 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:40.917 But if there's one thing I'm sure of, I love you. 47 00:02:46.208 --> 00:02:50.208 (soft rock music in background) 48 00:02:51.709 --> 00:02:53.542 Will you make me the happiest man 49 00:02:53.542 --> 00:02:55.500 in the world and marry me? 50 00:03:07.125 --> 00:03:09.709 (both moaning) 51 00:03:11.500 --> 00:03:12.333 - Don't stop. 52 00:03:17.291 --> 00:03:18.542 Jason. 53 00:03:18.542 --> 00:03:19.375 - Kyle? 54 00:03:20.583 --> 00:03:21.709 Why? 55 00:03:21.709 --> 00:03:22.709 I'm gonna throw up. 56 00:03:22.709 --> 00:03:24.250 - Stop. 57 00:03:24.250 --> 00:03:26.041 It's not about Kyle. 58 00:03:26.041 --> 00:03:27.166 - If you're having sex with him, 59 00:03:27.166 --> 00:03:28.834 it's like I'm having sex with him. 60 00:03:30.375 --> 00:03:31.458 - Not exactly. 61 00:03:31.458 --> 00:03:33.208 - What if you got pregnant? 62 00:03:33.208 --> 00:03:34.458 We'd be on Maury. 63 00:03:34.458 --> 00:03:37.500 "Jason, you are not the father." 64 00:03:37.500 --> 00:03:40.959 - Kyle and I only have anal sex. 65 00:03:40.959 --> 00:03:42.583 - What? 66 00:03:42.583 --> 00:03:43.709 You told me you didn't. 67 00:03:44.750 --> 00:03:46.709 - Just not with you. 68 00:03:48.834 --> 00:03:50.417 The first time you went there, 69 00:03:50.417 --> 00:03:52.458 you were touching it with your thumbs 70 00:03:52.458 --> 00:03:55.166 like it was a PlayStation button. 71 00:03:56.333 --> 00:03:59.458 Either go in or get out. 72 00:04:00.792 --> 00:04:02.959 - A little navigation would have been nice. 73 00:04:14.083 --> 00:04:14.917 - Oh. 74 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:17.083 I'm sorry, bro. 75 00:04:18.667 --> 00:04:21.709 I didn't know you and Mel were serious. 76 00:04:23.458 --> 00:04:26.625 - Maybe it's best you go and let Jason and I talk. 77 00:04:26.625 --> 00:04:28.375 - Oh yeah, no problem. 78 00:04:29.834 --> 00:04:31.250 No hard feelings, bro? 79 00:04:31.250 --> 00:04:32.834 - Yes hard feelings, bro. 80 00:04:34.041 --> 00:04:37.000 - Ah, that's too bad, man. 81 00:04:46.917 --> 00:04:49.542 - What was that, Mel? 82 00:04:52.208 --> 00:04:53.125 - Jason. 83 00:04:54.500 --> 00:04:55.750 We need to talk. 84 00:04:59.458 --> 00:05:01.834 It's not you, it's me. 85 00:05:03.333 --> 00:05:04.917 - So do you just have anal with him 86 00:05:04.917 --> 00:05:06.542 or was that just today? 87 00:05:06.542 --> 00:05:09.500 - If we can't just talk, then you need to leave. 88 00:05:09.500 --> 00:05:10.333 - Fine. 89 00:05:10.333 --> 00:05:11.166 - Fine. 90 00:05:14.125 --> 00:05:14.959 - Okay, wait. 91 00:05:15.917 --> 00:05:16.750 Let's talk. 92 00:05:19.500 --> 00:05:22.250 - You should have called before you came over. 93 00:05:22.250 --> 00:05:26.083 - We had dinner plans at now. 94 00:05:27.875 --> 00:05:28.709 - You're right. 95 00:05:29.667 --> 00:05:31.333 I should have told you months ago. 96 00:05:32.458 --> 00:05:34.583 - You've been sleeping with him for months? 97 00:05:34.583 --> 00:05:35.709 - No. 98 00:05:35.709 --> 00:05:37.792 Kyle has just been a few times. 99 00:05:39.458 --> 00:05:40.291 - Oh. 100 00:05:41.709 --> 00:05:43.417 Okay, I can get past that. 101 00:05:46.792 --> 00:05:49.667 - But there's been a few others. 102 00:05:50.917 --> 00:05:51.750 - A few? 103 00:05:52.709 --> 00:05:53.542 Two? 104 00:05:54.750 --> 00:05:56.750 - No, two is two. 105 00:05:58.000 --> 00:06:00.333 A few is two or more. 106 00:06:04.250 --> 00:06:06.709 Look, it's not about how many. 107 00:06:06.709 --> 00:06:08.667 It's about you and me. 108 00:06:11.208 --> 00:06:13.417 The last two years have been... 109 00:06:16.291 --> 00:06:17.834 What I'm trying to say is- 110 00:06:17.834 --> 00:06:18.667 - Wait. 111 00:06:19.792 --> 00:06:21.000 I have something to say. 112 00:06:26.417 --> 00:06:30.834 Melissa, over the last two years 113 00:06:30.834 --> 00:06:32.500 you have changed my life. 114 00:06:34.125 --> 00:06:35.917 You've made me a better man 115 00:06:35.917 --> 00:06:37.625 and helped focus the direction of my life. 116 00:06:37.625 --> 00:06:38.458 - Jason! 117 00:06:42.500 --> 00:06:44.000 It's over. 118 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:45.750 (somber rock music) 119 00:06:45.750 --> 00:06:47.375 ♪ Tell me ♪ 120 00:06:47.375 --> 00:06:50.417 ♪ Won't you tell me ♪ 121 00:06:50.417 --> 00:06:53.667 ♪ Where did I go wrong ♪ 122 00:06:54.750 --> 00:06:57.667 (Jason whimpering) 123 00:07:04.208 --> 00:07:07.125 ♪ Why's this light at the end of the tunnel gone ♪ 124 00:07:07.125 --> 00:07:09.041 - No hard feelings, bro. 125 00:07:09.041 --> 00:07:11.041 (Jason crying) 126 00:07:11.041 --> 00:07:14.000 ♪ I can't believe how lonesome ♪ 127 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:15.208 Melissa. 128 00:07:15.208 --> 00:07:18.709 (Jason breathing heavily) 129 00:07:26.709 --> 00:07:28.041 - I never liked her. 130 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:31.667 - You're just saying that because she doesn't like you. 131 00:07:33.083 --> 00:07:34.166 - She doesn't like me? 132 00:07:40.500 --> 00:07:41.333 - I miss her. 133 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:45.291 - Don't be a loser. 134 00:07:46.709 --> 00:07:48.041 - I need to get her back. 135 00:07:48.041 --> 00:07:50.333 - You need revenge sex. 136 00:07:50.333 --> 00:07:52.709 Nothing helps a breakup better. 137 00:07:52.709 --> 00:07:54.166 It's clinically proven. 138 00:07:54.166 --> 00:07:55.166 - Will you stop that? 139 00:07:55.166 --> 00:07:57.166 I'm not gonna sleep with someone else. 140 00:07:58.208 --> 00:08:01.542 - Melissa is, probably right now. 141 00:08:04.250 --> 00:08:05.917 - Don't you have to be somewhere? 142 00:08:08.291 --> 00:08:13.291 ♪ Better with you ♪ 143 00:08:13.458 --> 00:08:18.458 ♪ You had sex with Kyle ♪ 144 00:08:19.125 --> 00:08:24.041 ♪ In your butt hole ♪ 145 00:08:24.041 --> 00:08:26.792 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 146 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:41.166 - Do you have another brand? 147 00:08:41.166 --> 00:08:43.291 - You're more than welcome to buy your own. 148 00:08:44.291 --> 00:08:45.166 - I like these. 149 00:08:51.792 --> 00:08:52.625 You okay? 150 00:08:53.583 --> 00:08:55.458 - Will you stop drinking all my beer? 151 00:08:56.667 --> 00:08:59.458 - This is not a beer, it's a girl's drink. 152 00:09:10.375 --> 00:09:13.667 (Benji yawning) 153 00:09:13.667 --> 00:09:14.625 You're up early. 154 00:09:19.333 --> 00:09:20.208 This all you got? 155 00:09:21.500 --> 00:09:23.792 - You're free to buy whatever cereal you want. 156 00:09:26.625 --> 00:09:29.458 - Last night, I met these two girls 157 00:09:29.458 --> 00:09:31.000 on my last delivery. 158 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:33.750 They invited me in and we totally got stoned. 159 00:09:35.208 --> 00:09:36.959 I'm going back tonight. 160 00:09:36.959 --> 00:09:37.792 Come with me. 161 00:09:39.667 --> 00:09:40.875 - I'm good. 162 00:09:40.875 --> 00:09:42.542 - But you gotta get out there. 163 00:09:47.083 --> 00:09:47.917 Okay. 164 00:09:57.500 --> 00:10:00.417 (knocking at door) 165 00:10:08.458 --> 00:10:10.166 - Hi, Vee. 166 00:10:10.166 --> 00:10:12.542 - Hey, are you avoiding me? 167 00:10:13.750 --> 00:10:14.583 - No. 168 00:10:15.917 --> 00:10:18.125 I just, I didn't get much sleep. 169 00:10:22.208 --> 00:10:24.291 - Yeah, well, you look like shit. 170 00:10:26.166 --> 00:10:27.000 - Thank you. 171 00:10:29.917 --> 00:10:30.750 - Are you sick? 172 00:10:33.834 --> 00:10:35.291 - It's a long story. 173 00:10:39.208 --> 00:10:41.458 - When you want something, you really commit. 174 00:10:43.125 --> 00:10:44.375 What are you gonna do now? 175 00:10:47.667 --> 00:10:48.917 - I don't know. 176 00:10:51.166 --> 00:10:52.041 You're a girl. 177 00:10:52.041 --> 00:10:53.291 How do I get her back? 178 00:10:54.458 --> 00:10:55.625 - You want her back? 179 00:10:57.458 --> 00:10:58.709 - Weren't you listening? 180 00:11:02.291 --> 00:11:04.000 - So you go to propose, 181 00:11:04.000 --> 00:11:08.041 and you catch her having sex with another guy. 182 00:11:09.542 --> 00:11:10.375 - Anal. 183 00:11:11.583 --> 00:11:14.166 In some countries, that's not considered sex. 184 00:11:15.709 --> 00:11:17.959 - Then you find out that she's been cheating on you 185 00:11:17.959 --> 00:11:19.750 with a whole bunch of other guys. 186 00:11:19.750 --> 00:11:21.417 - But not a bunch. 187 00:11:21.417 --> 00:11:22.250 A few. 188 00:11:23.792 --> 00:11:25.333 Possibly more than two. 189 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:29.959 - But she said that it was over. 190 00:11:32.875 --> 00:11:35.083 - Why are you focusing on all the negatives? 191 00:11:38.291 --> 00:11:39.959 - How did you get this fucked up? 192 00:11:43.709 --> 00:11:45.417 - I thought you were here to help? 193 00:11:46.875 --> 00:11:47.709 - I am. 194 00:11:48.834 --> 00:11:49.667 I am. 195 00:11:54.959 --> 00:11:57.500 You know what, I think you should go take a shower. 196 00:11:58.500 --> 00:12:00.875 'Cause the look and the smell is a bit much. 197 00:12:03.208 --> 00:12:04.125 That's a start. 198 00:12:07.542 --> 00:12:10.792 So you're telling me in two years, 199 00:12:10.792 --> 00:12:14.959 she never once said "Don't do this," 200 00:12:14.959 --> 00:12:16.125 or "I don't like that?" 201 00:12:19.208 --> 00:12:20.834 - She did say that I treat her butt hole 202 00:12:20.834 --> 00:12:23.291 like a PlayStation button. 203 00:12:23.291 --> 00:12:24.125 - What? 204 00:12:25.667 --> 00:12:27.417 Yeah, it doesn't matter. 205 00:12:32.750 --> 00:12:34.333 You know, in most relationships, 206 00:12:34.333 --> 00:12:37.750 a couple of months go by, problems arise, 207 00:12:37.750 --> 00:12:39.125 and you just deal with them. 208 00:12:41.458 --> 00:12:42.291 - Never happened. 209 00:12:51.625 --> 00:12:53.959 - How many girlfriends have you had? 210 00:12:53.959 --> 00:12:56.208 Like real relationships, ones that have lasted longer 211 00:12:56.208 --> 00:12:57.083 than three months. 212 00:13:00.000 --> 00:13:02.625 - Four, or five. 213 00:13:04.750 --> 00:13:06.375 And Melissa, she's the longest. 214 00:13:09.500 --> 00:13:10.333 - Four or five? 215 00:13:12.083 --> 00:13:13.250 That's a doable number. 216 00:13:16.208 --> 00:13:18.709 You know what I think you should do? 217 00:13:18.709 --> 00:13:20.583 I think you should go to them 218 00:13:20.583 --> 00:13:22.333 and asked them how you messed up. 219 00:13:24.208 --> 00:13:25.542 - How I messed it up? 220 00:13:25.542 --> 00:13:29.083 - Yeah, like, get their opinion 221 00:13:29.083 --> 00:13:31.875 on you and the relationship. 222 00:13:31.875 --> 00:13:33.875 Find out what happened. 223 00:13:33.875 --> 00:13:37.917 You know like, were you bad in bed, 224 00:13:39.709 --> 00:13:42.166 or did you have bad breath 225 00:13:42.166 --> 00:13:43.208 or did you snore in your sleep 226 00:13:43.208 --> 00:13:45.417 or dress funny or, 227 00:13:45.417 --> 00:13:46.709 did the parents hate you. 228 00:13:47.792 --> 00:13:50.208 Just ask them questions. 229 00:13:50.208 --> 00:13:54.917 It might give you an answer as to why Melissa dumped you. 230 00:13:54.917 --> 00:13:58.959 - You want me to ask all my exes 231 00:13:58.959 --> 00:14:00.125 why I'm a bad boyfriend? 232 00:14:01.333 --> 00:14:02.166 - Yes. 233 00:14:03.792 --> 00:14:06.166 - I don't see how this is helping. 234 00:14:06.166 --> 00:14:07.000 - It's helping. 235 00:14:08.458 --> 00:14:09.291 Drink up. 236 00:14:10.333 --> 00:14:12.500 We are on the verge of a breakthrough. 237 00:14:18.750 --> 00:14:19.917 Oh God. 238 00:14:23.500 --> 00:14:28.500 (dog barking) (garbage truck whirring) 239 00:14:28.709 --> 00:14:31.667 (Jason groaning) 240 00:14:31.667 --> 00:14:34.166 (dog barking) 241 00:14:40.041 --> 00:14:43.834 - Dude, thank you for not coming with me. 242 00:14:45.500 --> 00:14:46.583 What happened to you? 243 00:14:48.166 --> 00:14:49.542 - Major hangover. 244 00:14:50.792 --> 00:14:54.667 - Anyways, last night I went back to those two girls' house. 245 00:14:54.667 --> 00:14:57.083 At first, we're just sitting and talking. 246 00:14:57.083 --> 00:14:58.458 I was bored as shit. 247 00:14:58.458 --> 00:15:00.125 I was about to leave. 248 00:15:00.125 --> 00:15:03.291 Then, they started kissing right in front of me. 249 00:15:03.291 --> 00:15:04.500 - Right. 250 00:15:04.500 --> 00:15:06.000 - No bullshit. 251 00:15:06.000 --> 00:15:08.875 Then they look at me and they go, do you wanna join? 252 00:15:10.166 --> 00:15:11.375 Like that's a question. 253 00:15:12.500 --> 00:15:15.041 My first three way. 254 00:15:16.709 --> 00:15:18.083 - You're serious? 255 00:15:18.083 --> 00:15:21.709 - Four boobs and two vaginas is a lot of responsibility. 256 00:15:21.709 --> 00:15:24.250 You gotta multitask. 257 00:15:25.792 --> 00:15:27.458 - I'm glad it went well. 258 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:30.208 I'm going back to sleep. 259 00:15:34.625 --> 00:15:38.333 - Hey, I'm sorry you had to get drunk alone. 260 00:15:40.166 --> 00:15:42.333 - I didn't, Veronica came over. 261 00:15:42.333 --> 00:15:43.792 - Bang her? 262 00:15:43.792 --> 00:15:44.834 - We're just friends. 263 00:15:47.208 --> 00:15:48.041 - Should've. 264 00:15:52.208 --> 00:15:55.709 (reflective guitar music) 265 00:16:04.375 --> 00:16:07.291 (knocking at door) 266 00:16:11.709 --> 00:16:13.417 - I thought I might see you today. 267 00:16:14.875 --> 00:16:16.208 - What happened last night? 268 00:16:18.041 --> 00:16:19.083 - You don't remember? 269 00:16:22.709 --> 00:16:24.542 - And I thought this was a good idea? 270 00:16:25.709 --> 00:16:27.500 - Check your phone, it's in Notes. 271 00:16:30.208 --> 00:16:32.709 We managed to track down all of your exes, 272 00:16:32.709 --> 00:16:35.291 we found out where they lived, where they work, 273 00:16:35.291 --> 00:16:37.792 you even went as far as mapping out an order. 274 00:16:39.458 --> 00:16:41.041 Look, there should be a link at the bottom. 275 00:16:43.750 --> 00:16:45.709 - [Jason] I don't remember any of this. 276 00:16:47.792 --> 00:16:50.917 - So you don't remember having sex with me? 277 00:16:55.000 --> 00:16:55.834 - Did we? 278 00:16:59.291 --> 00:17:00.834 - No. 279 00:17:00.834 --> 00:17:01.667 No, we didn't. 280 00:17:03.792 --> 00:17:05.208 - This is gonna take a week. 281 00:17:05.208 --> 00:17:06.125 - Four days. 282 00:17:06.125 --> 00:17:08.208 You already texted Tom and got the days off. 283 00:17:08.208 --> 00:17:09.041 - What? 284 00:17:12.625 --> 00:17:13.792 I'm going today? 285 00:17:15.500 --> 00:17:16.792 - Why wait? 286 00:17:16.792 --> 00:17:18.208 Just go and talk to them 287 00:17:18.208 --> 00:17:20.583 and then give me a call and tell me what they said. 288 00:17:20.583 --> 00:17:22.500 You're gonna need a female translator. 289 00:17:24.375 --> 00:17:25.875 - This is crazy. 290 00:17:25.875 --> 00:17:27.709 - No, this is necessary. 291 00:17:29.834 --> 00:17:32.000 Come on, just go home and pack. 292 00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:33.500 This is gonna be good for you. 293 00:17:35.500 --> 00:17:38.667 And no communication with Melissa. 294 00:17:38.667 --> 00:17:41.208 No texts, no calls. 295 00:17:41.208 --> 00:17:43.083 Not until you get back. 296 00:17:43.083 --> 00:17:44.834 Just give her a couple of days too. 297 00:17:48.750 --> 00:17:51.000 - It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 298 00:17:51.000 --> 00:17:52.959 Why put yourself through it? 299 00:17:52.959 --> 00:17:54.291 - Veronica's right. 300 00:17:54.291 --> 00:17:57.834 I have no idea why any of my past relationships failed. 301 00:17:57.834 --> 00:18:00.917 Everything's good and then overnight, done. 302 00:18:00.917 --> 00:18:03.458 - That's why it's dating. 303 00:18:03.458 --> 00:18:04.917 It's a test drive. 304 00:18:04.917 --> 00:18:08.667 Check under the hood, take it out on a trip. 305 00:18:08.667 --> 00:18:09.875 - Well if you have all the answers, 306 00:18:09.875 --> 00:18:11.709 then what's my problem? 307 00:18:11.709 --> 00:18:12.750 - One thing. 308 00:18:12.750 --> 00:18:14.959 You date out of your class. 309 00:18:14.959 --> 00:18:15.792 - What? 310 00:18:15.792 --> 00:18:18.000 - The girls you date are too hot for you. 311 00:18:19.333 --> 00:18:20.959 You're average. 312 00:18:20.959 --> 00:18:23.125 They're above average. 313 00:18:24.875 --> 00:18:25.750 - On what scale? 314 00:18:25.750 --> 00:18:27.417 - On every scale. 315 00:18:27.417 --> 00:18:30.667 - You're a quantity dater, I'm a quality dater. 316 00:18:33.583 --> 00:18:36.041 - My objections have been stated. 317 00:18:36.041 --> 00:18:37.250 - See you in a few days. 318 00:18:43.500 --> 00:18:46.000 - Can I use your apartment while you're gone? 319 00:18:47.458 --> 00:18:49.041 - What's the matter with yours? 320 00:18:49.041 --> 00:18:50.125 - I have roommates. 321 00:18:51.250 --> 00:18:53.583 I can't get any privacy. 322 00:18:53.583 --> 00:18:55.333 - Oh, I know the feeling. 323 00:18:58.458 --> 00:19:01.041 (upbeat music) 324 00:19:04.375 --> 00:19:09.375 ♪ Oh, ooh, yeah, yeah ♪ 325 00:19:10.208 --> 00:19:12.458 ♪ I love to wake up in the morning ♪ 326 00:19:12.458 --> 00:19:14.583 ♪ Gotta keep dreaming without warning ♪ 327 00:19:14.583 --> 00:19:18.875 ♪ The day is gone ♪ 328 00:19:18.875 --> 00:19:20.625 ♪ And sometimes I take a walk ♪ 329 00:19:20.625 --> 00:19:22.834 ♪ But I forget about the clock ♪ 330 00:19:22.834 --> 00:19:27.709 ♪ I can't slow down ♪ 331 00:19:27.709 --> 00:19:29.667 ♪ My friends are sitting laughing ♪ 332 00:19:29.667 --> 00:19:31.917 ♪ But I just keep on napping ♪ 333 00:19:31.917 --> 00:19:33.500 ♪ They're knocking on my door ♪ 334 00:19:33.500 --> 00:19:36.166 ♪ But I'm knocking them down ♪ 335 00:19:36.166 --> 00:19:37.875 ♪ They said I'm acting crazy ♪ 336 00:19:37.875 --> 00:19:42.041 ♪ But I just wanna lie in the sun ♪ 337 00:19:45.166 --> 00:19:47.250 (phone vibrating) 338 00:19:47.250 --> 00:19:48.083 - Hey. 339 00:19:48.917 --> 00:19:50.375 - Where are you? 340 00:19:50.375 --> 00:19:52.625 - I'm in San Diego already. 341 00:19:52.625 --> 00:19:54.500 - It's Nicole tonight, right? 342 00:19:54.500 --> 00:19:56.375 - How do you know her name? 343 00:19:56.375 --> 00:19:58.166 - I have a copy of your schedule. 344 00:19:58.166 --> 00:20:00.166 I'm here to keep you on track, remember? 345 00:20:01.542 --> 00:20:02.917 So how'd you meet? 346 00:20:02.917 --> 00:20:06.166 - After ASU, I interned in San Diego for a year. 347 00:20:06.166 --> 00:20:07.959 I was at the beach one day 348 00:20:07.959 --> 00:20:10.041 and I saw her walk by after surfing. 349 00:20:11.041 --> 00:20:13.542 That night, I saw her again at this gaslight bar. 350 00:20:15.291 --> 00:20:16.750 - How long did you date? 351 00:20:16.750 --> 00:20:18.834 - Maybe six months. 352 00:20:18.834 --> 00:20:19.917 - Then how did it end? 353 00:20:20.917 --> 00:20:23.417 - One day she said she couldn't see me anymore. 354 00:20:24.458 --> 00:20:27.000 - Okay, well good luck 355 00:20:28.041 --> 00:20:29.583 and give me a call after, okay? 356 00:20:29.583 --> 00:20:31.000 - [Jason] Okay. 357 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:31.834 - Bye. 358 00:20:31.834 --> 00:20:33.125 ♪ My friends are sitting laughing ♪ 359 00:20:33.125 --> 00:20:35.583 ♪ But I just keep on napping ♪ 360 00:20:35.583 --> 00:20:37.125 ♪ They're knocking on my door ♪ 361 00:20:37.125 --> 00:20:39.792 ♪ But I'm knocking them down ♪ 362 00:20:39.792 --> 00:20:41.709 ♪ They say I'm acting crazy ♪ 363 00:20:41.709 --> 00:20:46.709 ♪ But I just wanna lie in the sun ♪ 364 00:20:47.917 --> 00:20:50.458 ♪ Whoa, oh ♪ 365 00:20:50.458 --> 00:20:54.667 ♪ I just wanna lie in the sun ♪ 366 00:20:54.667 --> 00:20:56.041 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 367 00:20:56.041 --> 00:20:57.583 ♪ Lie in the sun ♪ 368 00:20:57.583 --> 00:21:01.083 ♪ Da, da, do, do, do ♪ 369 00:21:01.083 --> 00:21:02.875 ♪ My friends are sitting laughing ♪ 370 00:21:02.875 --> 00:21:05.375 ♪ But I just keep on napping ♪ 371 00:21:05.375 --> 00:21:06.959 ♪ They're knocking on my door ♪ 372 00:21:06.959 --> 00:21:09.625 ♪ But I'm knocking them down ♪ 373 00:21:09.625 --> 00:21:11.291 ♪ They say I'm acting crazy ♪ 374 00:21:11.291 --> 00:21:15.542 ♪ But I just wanna lie in the sun ♪ 375 00:21:15.542 --> 00:21:16.375 - Jason? 376 00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:19.792 - Nicole? 377 00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:23.625 Wow, how are you? 378 00:21:23.625 --> 00:21:25.917 - I'm great, still surfing, you know. 379 00:21:27.625 --> 00:21:29.208 - This is so weird. 380 00:21:29.208 --> 00:21:31.542 - Kinda like how we first met. 381 00:21:31.542 --> 00:21:34.041 Well, where you saw me 382 00:21:34.041 --> 00:21:36.667 and then stalked me to that gas lamp bar. 383 00:21:36.667 --> 00:21:37.542 - The Tipsy Crow. 384 00:21:40.417 --> 00:21:42.291 - So are you still living here? 385 00:21:42.291 --> 00:21:44.208 - No, I'm in LA now. 386 00:21:44.208 --> 00:21:45.041 How 'bout you? 387 00:21:47.291 --> 00:21:49.458 - I'm still living here. 388 00:21:49.458 --> 00:21:50.291 - Duh. 389 00:21:51.500 --> 00:21:52.625 You look fantastic. 390 00:21:53.500 --> 00:21:54.333 - Thank you. 391 00:21:55.166 --> 00:21:56.166 Live is good. 392 00:21:57.208 --> 00:21:58.750 So, what brought you down here? 393 00:22:00.166 --> 00:22:01.875 - I just went through a breakup. 394 00:22:01.875 --> 00:22:04.709 I want to propose and she was sleeping with my old roommate 395 00:22:04.709 --> 00:22:06.333 plus a few others. 396 00:22:06.333 --> 00:22:07.875 But not at the same time. 397 00:22:07.875 --> 00:22:10.583 So I got in the car and drove out of town to get away. 398 00:22:12.792 --> 00:22:14.417 I'm sorry, probably way more info 399 00:22:14.417 --> 00:22:15.333 than you were looking for. 400 00:22:15.333 --> 00:22:16.250 - A little. 401 00:22:18.500 --> 00:22:21.333 So, you have dinner plans tonight? 402 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:28.417 (soft music) 403 00:22:41.709 --> 00:22:45.625 If I'm being honest, this is my only good meal. 404 00:22:50.917 --> 00:22:51.792 - If we're being honest, 405 00:22:51.792 --> 00:22:54.500 us seeing each other again wasn't exactly an accident. 406 00:22:55.959 --> 00:22:56.792 - I know. 407 00:22:58.417 --> 00:22:59.250 - How? 408 00:23:00.500 --> 00:23:02.333 - I have a video doorbell. 409 00:23:02.333 --> 00:23:03.750 Records anyone that walks up. 410 00:23:04.834 --> 00:23:08.000 - But when I left, I had no idea I would see you. 411 00:23:08.000 --> 00:23:09.166 That was complete luck. 412 00:23:10.125 --> 00:23:12.333 - Right, like when we first met. 413 00:23:13.667 --> 00:23:15.625 I'm sure you followed me to that bar. 414 00:23:17.625 --> 00:23:19.709 - 100% fluke. 415 00:23:19.709 --> 00:23:20.542 - A fluke. 416 00:23:23.375 --> 00:23:24.667 - A perfect coincidence. 417 00:23:37.208 --> 00:23:38.917 - So why did you really come down? 418 00:23:43.291 --> 00:23:44.125 - Do you mind? 419 00:23:56.041 --> 00:24:00.250 (speaking in foreign language) 420 00:24:00.250 --> 00:24:02.875 - So I don't know if you remember, but I was married. 421 00:24:05.667 --> 00:24:07.834 I should have said no but I got so caught up 422 00:24:07.834 --> 00:24:10.458 in the proposal and the family. 423 00:24:12.834 --> 00:24:13.959 She did you a favor. 424 00:24:19.959 --> 00:24:22.709 - When we were dating, what was it about me 425 00:24:22.709 --> 00:24:23.834 that made you break up? 426 00:24:24.917 --> 00:24:27.375 Be brutal, I can handle it. 427 00:24:27.375 --> 00:24:30.000 - So that's why you showed up. 428 00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:31.959 You're trying to figure out why she said no. 429 00:24:31.959 --> 00:24:33.333 - What? 430 00:24:33.333 --> 00:24:36.333 - Come on, Jason, be honest. 431 00:24:39.417 --> 00:24:41.792 Our breakup had nothing to do with you. 432 00:24:43.792 --> 00:24:45.709 - It's not me, it's you. 433 00:24:45.709 --> 00:24:48.750 I mean it's not you, it's me. 434 00:24:50.625 --> 00:24:54.166 - Usually, that's an excuse but it was true. 435 00:24:55.291 --> 00:24:58.333 I met you right when my marriage ended. 436 00:24:58.333 --> 00:25:03.333 You showed up all young and cute and quirky and young. 437 00:25:05.333 --> 00:25:09.417 I was just flattered that I was still noticed. 438 00:25:09.417 --> 00:25:11.000 - What? 439 00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:14.917 You were like 27, surfer goddess, 440 00:25:14.917 --> 00:25:17.291 and cooler than Beyonce. 441 00:25:19.166 --> 00:25:20.000 - Thank you. 442 00:25:23.417 --> 00:25:26.083 - But seriously, what happened? 443 00:25:27.375 --> 00:25:29.291 We were doing everything together for months 444 00:25:29.291 --> 00:25:30.917 and then you just broke it off. 445 00:25:34.375 --> 00:25:36.417 - You want me to be brutal? 446 00:25:36.417 --> 00:25:37.250 - Yes. 447 00:25:39.041 --> 00:25:42.834 - So we had just gotten back from X-Fest 448 00:25:42.834 --> 00:25:44.333 and we started fooling around. 449 00:25:45.333 --> 00:25:47.417 It was a really good night. 450 00:25:47.417 --> 00:25:48.667 We were on fire. 451 00:25:51.208 --> 00:25:53.000 Your mouth was right by my ear, 452 00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:54.333 so I can hear you breathing 453 00:25:55.875 --> 00:25:57.250 and then you whispered- 454 00:25:57.250 --> 00:25:58.333 - I love you. 455 00:26:00.417 --> 00:26:01.417 I thought you didn't 456 00:26:02.333 --> 00:26:05.250 or like did and didn't want to, you know? 457 00:26:05.250 --> 00:26:07.000 - Jason, I'm sorry. 458 00:26:07.959 --> 00:26:10.166 I loved feeling loved by you. 459 00:26:11.542 --> 00:26:13.417 I just knew there wasn't a future. 460 00:26:14.583 --> 00:26:15.667 Just bad timing. 461 00:26:30.709 --> 00:26:32.083 - I should get going. 462 00:26:32.083 --> 00:26:32.917 - Wait. 463 00:26:35.125 --> 00:26:36.583 I have something to show you. 464 00:26:39.625 --> 00:26:43.041 (reflective piano music) 465 00:26:52.208 --> 00:26:53.041 Remember these? 466 00:26:55.291 --> 00:26:56.125 - Wow. 467 00:27:00.625 --> 00:27:02.583 - I didn't come over here to do this- 468 00:27:02.583 --> 00:27:03.792 (Nicole shushing) 469 00:27:03.792 --> 00:27:06.583 - Just tonight and then friends. 470 00:27:06.583 --> 00:27:08.083 Nod if you understand. 471 00:27:10.458 --> 00:27:11.667 Good. 472 00:27:11.667 --> 00:27:15.083 (reflective piano music) 473 00:27:28.542 --> 00:27:29.750 - I feel bad. 474 00:27:29.750 --> 00:27:31.750 All we did was talk about me. 475 00:27:31.750 --> 00:27:32.583 How's your life? 476 00:27:35.041 --> 00:27:36.125 - It's how I like it. 477 00:27:37.041 --> 00:27:37.875 Simple. 478 00:27:39.125 --> 00:27:39.959 - Simple? 479 00:27:41.500 --> 00:27:42.583 Are you dating anyone? 480 00:27:43.959 --> 00:27:45.041 - I like being single. 481 00:27:46.333 --> 00:27:47.625 There's a few guys that I see 482 00:27:47.625 --> 00:27:50.166 but they know it's only temporary. 483 00:27:53.125 --> 00:27:55.041 - Don't you think there's that one guy? 484 00:27:56.875 --> 00:27:58.542 - I married him. 485 00:27:58.542 --> 00:27:59.375 - Oh, right. 486 00:28:00.875 --> 00:28:03.375 - I like the freedom to do what I want when I want. 487 00:28:03.375 --> 00:28:04.208 You know? 488 00:28:11.959 --> 00:28:14.792 - Was I okay last night? 489 00:28:14.792 --> 00:28:15.625 In bed. 490 00:28:16.500 --> 00:28:18.000 - You were great. 491 00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:20.583 Way better than I remembered. 492 00:28:22.667 --> 00:28:24.125 - You were like my sex Yoda. 493 00:28:26.083 --> 00:28:27.208 - How do you figure? 494 00:28:28.041 --> 00:28:33.041 - Well, before you, I would just hop on and pound away. 495 00:28:33.375 --> 00:28:35.041 Sort of like a fish out of water 496 00:28:36.500 --> 00:28:38.291 but you taught me to slow down, 497 00:28:38.291 --> 00:28:39.333 to be in the moment, 498 00:28:39.333 --> 00:28:41.750 and make it about you more than just me. 499 00:28:41.750 --> 00:28:43.542 - Sounds like me. 500 00:28:43.542 --> 00:28:44.375 - Thank you. 501 00:28:45.291 --> 00:28:46.125 Really. 502 00:28:48.291 --> 00:28:52.000 I'm still a young Padawan, but I think I'm adequate. 503 00:28:53.500 --> 00:28:54.875 - More than adequate. 504 00:28:55.750 --> 00:28:57.291 You're like a Jedi. 505 00:28:58.792 --> 00:28:59.792 - Jedi? 506 00:28:59.792 --> 00:29:02.375 (upbeat music) 507 00:29:06.500 --> 00:29:11.500 ♪ Just past the tree line ♪ 508 00:29:11.625 --> 00:29:16.625 ♪ You will find my body there ♪ 509 00:29:19.375 --> 00:29:21.041 ♪ Please, I beg you ♪ 510 00:29:21.041 --> 00:29:24.000 ♪ Please don't show my ♪ 511 00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:25.083 Hey. 512 00:29:25.083 --> 00:29:26.834 - You were meant to call last night. 513 00:29:26.834 --> 00:29:28.291 - [Jason] Sorry, it got late. 514 00:29:29.166 --> 00:29:31.417 - So what did you find out? 515 00:29:31.417 --> 00:29:33.083 - I said I love you too early. 516 00:29:33.083 --> 00:29:35.875 It freaked her out and that's why we split up. 517 00:29:35.875 --> 00:29:37.458 - Yeah, makes sense. 518 00:29:37.458 --> 00:29:38.291 What else? 519 00:29:38.291 --> 00:29:41.000 - She said I'm more than adequate in bed 520 00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:42.000 and even better now. 521 00:29:43.000 --> 00:29:44.166 - You had sex with her? 522 00:29:45.333 --> 00:29:47.041 - It just happened. 523 00:29:47.041 --> 00:29:50.667 - Yeah right, what she just tripped and fell on your dick? 524 00:29:50.667 --> 00:29:54.709 - No, she was showing me this pink underwear I got her 525 00:29:54.709 --> 00:29:56.875 and she started draping open her robe. 526 00:29:56.875 --> 00:29:58.542 - I don't want to know. 527 00:29:58.542 --> 00:30:00.291 At least it wasn't Melissa. 528 00:30:01.709 --> 00:30:04.875 - I didn't even think about her until just now. 529 00:30:04.875 --> 00:30:06.959 - That's a step in the right direction. 530 00:30:06.959 --> 00:30:08.333 - I'm not trying to forget about her, 531 00:30:08.333 --> 00:30:09.667 I'm trying to get her back. 532 00:30:10.625 --> 00:30:12.250 Hold on, Benji's calling me. 533 00:30:12.250 --> 00:30:13.709 I'll call you later. 534 00:30:13.709 --> 00:30:14.542 - Okay, but- 535 00:30:15.959 --> 00:30:17.041 - What's up? 536 00:30:17.041 --> 00:30:19.542 - Dude, when are you coming home? 537 00:30:19.542 --> 00:30:20.917 - In a few days, why? 538 00:30:20.917 --> 00:30:22.709 - I invited the three way girls over 539 00:30:22.709 --> 00:30:24.875 and they're impossible to satisfy. 540 00:30:26.250 --> 00:30:29.333 They never get tired. 541 00:30:29.333 --> 00:30:31.125 - What do you want me to do about it? 542 00:30:31.125 --> 00:30:33.333 - I need you to take one of them off my hands. 543 00:30:33.333 --> 00:30:35.458 One's doing a photo shoot, one's in the bathroom. 544 00:30:35.458 --> 00:30:37.041 I'm fucking low. 545 00:30:37.041 --> 00:30:38.500 - No way. 546 00:30:38.500 --> 00:30:41.000 - Please, I need to sleep. 547 00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:42.208 Oh shit, she's coming. 548 00:30:42.208 --> 00:30:43.208 I'll call you later. 549 00:30:46.041 --> 00:30:47.208 - Come to bed. 550 00:30:48.125 --> 00:30:49.458 Now. 551 00:30:49.458 --> 00:30:50.959 - Okay. 552 00:30:50.959 --> 00:30:51.875 ♪ They know ♪ 553 00:30:51.875 --> 00:30:53.917 ♪ When I meet them in the basement ♪ 554 00:30:53.917 --> 00:30:55.750 ♪ They know ♪ 555 00:30:55.750 --> 00:30:59.542 ♪ I think I meant it, falling in a worst case ♪ 556 00:30:59.542 --> 00:31:01.583 ♪ That's when everybody says ♪ 557 00:31:01.583 --> 00:31:03.458 ♪ Hold up ♪ 558 00:31:03.458 --> 00:31:06.458 (upbeat rock music) 559 00:31:45.375 --> 00:31:46.834 - Hello? 560 00:31:46.834 --> 00:31:48.750 - [Madison] We're closed till two P.M. 561 00:31:50.625 --> 00:31:51.750 - Okay, sorry. 562 00:31:54.875 --> 00:31:57.959 (glasses shattering) 563 00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:09.542 - Hey, Jason. 564 00:32:09.542 --> 00:32:10.375 - Hi. 565 00:32:11.709 --> 00:32:13.291 I'm really sorry about this. 566 00:32:14.458 --> 00:32:15.542 I was just passing by 567 00:32:15.542 --> 00:32:17.792 and I wanted to see if you still worked here. 568 00:32:18.750 --> 00:32:20.208 - Why? 569 00:32:20.208 --> 00:32:21.834 - I was passing by and I thought, 570 00:32:21.834 --> 00:32:24.041 "I wonder if Madison still works there." 571 00:32:24.041 --> 00:32:26.291 So I put in a little extra effort and parked. 572 00:32:29.041 --> 00:32:30.583 Now I know. 573 00:32:30.583 --> 00:32:31.417 - Now you know. 574 00:32:35.542 --> 00:32:38.166 - Do you have a few minutes so we can catch up? 575 00:32:38.166 --> 00:32:40.333 - I have a lot of prep work before we open. 576 00:32:42.667 --> 00:32:43.917 - Nice seeing you again. 577 00:32:49.125 --> 00:32:51.959 (glass crunching) 578 00:33:01.834 --> 00:33:02.667 - Hey. 579 00:33:04.166 --> 00:33:07.166 We close at 10 if you wanna come back and talk. 580 00:33:07.166 --> 00:33:08.750 - Awesome. 581 00:33:08.750 --> 00:33:09.583 - Yeah. 582 00:33:26.208 --> 00:33:27.291 - Hello? 583 00:33:27.291 --> 00:33:28.375 - [Jason] Hey! 584 00:33:28.375 --> 00:33:29.709 - Hey, who is this? 585 00:33:31.041 --> 00:33:31.834 - Jason. 586 00:33:33.083 --> 00:33:33.917 - Jason? 587 00:33:35.250 --> 00:33:36.375 College Jason? 588 00:33:37.208 --> 00:33:38.709 - [Jason] Yeah. 589 00:33:38.709 --> 00:33:39.959 - Why are you calling me? 590 00:33:42.458 --> 00:33:45.041 - I was in town and I wanted to say hi. 591 00:33:46.041 --> 00:33:47.875 - Jason, I gotta go. 592 00:33:47.875 --> 00:33:49.375 I'm gonna be late for work. 593 00:33:49.375 --> 00:33:50.375 - Okay, maybe later. 594 00:33:55.250 --> 00:33:56.083 Or not. 595 00:34:09.166 --> 00:34:11.834 (phone chiming) 596 00:34:23.834 --> 00:34:26.083 - Okay, so what's the deal, do you need money? 597 00:34:26.083 --> 00:34:27.500 - What, no. 598 00:34:28.500 --> 00:34:30.625 - You're not dying, are you? 599 00:34:30.625 --> 00:34:31.458 - I'm fine. 600 00:34:32.542 --> 00:34:33.375 - Then what? 601 00:34:44.208 --> 00:34:47.750 - I wanna know what happened with our relationship. 602 00:34:47.750 --> 00:34:48.750 Why did we break up? 603 00:34:49.750 --> 00:34:51.458 - You're looking for closure after four years? 604 00:34:51.458 --> 00:34:52.291 - No. 605 00:34:54.583 --> 00:34:55.834 I just don't understand why any 606 00:34:55.834 --> 00:34:57.458 of my past relationships failed. 607 00:34:58.959 --> 00:35:01.375 - You came all the way here just to ask me that? 608 00:35:02.208 --> 00:35:03.667 - You won't hurt my feelings. 609 00:35:11.875 --> 00:35:13.041 - My parents hated you. 610 00:35:24.709 --> 00:35:26.166 - Really? 611 00:35:26.166 --> 00:35:27.709 Parents love me. 612 00:35:27.709 --> 00:35:29.875 Usually more than the girl I'm dating. 613 00:35:29.875 --> 00:35:30.792 - I thought they'd like you too 614 00:35:30.792 --> 00:35:31.875 but you fucked it up. 615 00:35:35.625 --> 00:35:36.458 - [Jason] How? 616 00:35:37.333 --> 00:35:38.750 - You really don't remember? 617 00:35:44.458 --> 00:35:45.291 Mini golf. 618 00:35:46.875 --> 00:35:48.291 - You mean when you cheated? 619 00:35:49.500 --> 00:35:50.834 - I didn't cheat, you toad. 620 00:35:50.834 --> 00:35:53.583 You couldn't stand the fact that I beat you. 621 00:35:53.583 --> 00:35:55.792 - You moved the ball more than six inches, 622 00:35:55.792 --> 00:35:57.291 that's a penalty. 623 00:35:57.291 --> 00:35:58.291 - You didn't have a ruler. 624 00:35:58.291 --> 00:36:00.667 You guesstimated and guesstimated wrong. 625 00:36:01.542 --> 00:36:03.041 - Why are you getting so mad? 626 00:36:03.041 --> 00:36:06.166 - Because it was under six inches. 627 00:36:06.166 --> 00:36:08.000 - So why don't your parents like me? 628 00:36:10.166 --> 00:36:13.333 - The first and only time I took you meet them, 629 00:36:13.333 --> 00:36:14.208 you brought it up. 630 00:36:14.208 --> 00:36:16.166 In fact, you spent the entire night 631 00:36:16.166 --> 00:36:18.041 talking about me cheating in mini golf. 632 00:36:18.041 --> 00:36:19.291 - They seemed interested. 633 00:36:19.291 --> 00:36:20.250 - Not interested. 634 00:36:20.250 --> 00:36:22.583 You went on and on about the six inch rule. 635 00:36:23.750 --> 00:36:25.375 - So that's why we broke up? 636 00:36:25.375 --> 00:36:26.208 - Yes. 637 00:36:27.583 --> 00:36:28.417 Mostly. 638 00:36:37.875 --> 00:36:38.709 - Wow. 639 00:36:39.875 --> 00:36:41.709 I am really sorry, Molly. 640 00:36:43.500 --> 00:36:45.166 - I appreciate that. 641 00:36:48.166 --> 00:36:51.208 - I get the competitive thing from my brother. 642 00:36:51.208 --> 00:36:53.417 He's the six five muscular version of me. 643 00:36:54.542 --> 00:36:56.041 The only way I could ever win at anything 644 00:36:56.041 --> 00:36:57.917 is if he cheated and I could prove it. 645 00:36:59.250 --> 00:37:00.500 - Siblings can be tough. 646 00:37:04.834 --> 00:37:06.959 - But six inches is six inches, cheater. 647 00:37:08.291 --> 00:37:09.125 Sorry. 648 00:37:10.208 --> 00:37:11.208 - That wasn't funny. 649 00:37:14.208 --> 00:37:15.166 - It's sorta funny. 650 00:37:18.208 --> 00:37:19.875 - How good are you at Ms. Pacman? 651 00:37:20.709 --> 00:37:23.792 (video game beeping) 652 00:37:30.500 --> 00:37:33.333 You know, you look good. 653 00:37:33.333 --> 00:37:34.333 - Thank you. 654 00:37:35.458 --> 00:37:36.917 You look amazing. 655 00:37:36.917 --> 00:37:38.458 Like even better than before. 656 00:37:38.458 --> 00:37:40.250 - [Molly] Okay, no more ass kissing. 657 00:37:42.959 --> 00:37:43.792 - Dating anyone? 658 00:37:44.667 --> 00:37:45.792 - Sort of. 659 00:37:45.792 --> 00:37:47.291 It's convenient for now. 660 00:37:47.291 --> 00:37:49.291 I'm so busy at work. 661 00:37:51.542 --> 00:37:52.542 - [Jason] What do you do? 662 00:37:52.542 --> 00:37:55.250 - Property management, 300 units. 663 00:37:57.041 --> 00:37:58.667 - Sounds like 300 problems. 664 00:38:00.041 --> 00:38:00.875 - You got it. 665 00:38:02.375 --> 00:38:04.750 Last year I bought my first apartment building. 666 00:38:05.750 --> 00:38:06.583 - Nice. 667 00:38:06.583 --> 00:38:09.250 - Six units over in Arcadia, not far from old town. 668 00:38:10.792 --> 00:38:12.917 - You gonna be the next real estate tycoon? 669 00:38:13.792 --> 00:38:14.625 - We'll see. 670 00:38:19.375 --> 00:38:20.750 What are you doing tonight? 671 00:38:23.125 --> 00:38:25.792 - I was thinking we could go play some mini golf. 672 00:38:25.792 --> 00:38:27.291 - You're an idiot. 673 00:38:28.750 --> 00:38:31.875 - No, I'm visiting another one of my exes. 674 00:38:31.875 --> 00:38:33.083 I dated her before you. 675 00:38:35.083 --> 00:38:38.625 - Oh, so you didn't come here just to see me? 676 00:38:40.333 --> 00:38:42.333 - No, I'm doing a whole road trip thing. 677 00:38:43.417 --> 00:38:44.375 - To see your exes? 678 00:38:45.667 --> 00:38:46.500 - Yup. 679 00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:49.583 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 680 00:38:58.625 --> 00:39:01.291 (phone chiming) 681 00:39:16.583 --> 00:39:20.000 (dramatic country music) 682 00:39:28.542 --> 00:39:29.542 - Are you Jason? 683 00:39:31.041 --> 00:39:32.583 - Yes. 684 00:39:32.583 --> 00:39:33.417 Do I know you? 685 00:39:34.917 --> 00:39:36.250 - What are you doing here? 686 00:39:38.458 --> 00:39:40.000 - I'm meeting a friend. 687 00:39:41.500 --> 00:39:43.750 - I know that, why? 688 00:39:46.625 --> 00:39:49.166 - She's a friend from a few years ago. 689 00:39:49.166 --> 00:39:50.291 - Hey, Einstein. 690 00:39:50.291 --> 00:39:53.208 You've answered everything expect my fucking question. 691 00:39:53.208 --> 00:39:54.709 - I see you've met Angela. 692 00:39:57.083 --> 00:39:59.417 - Oh, we were just getting to know each other. 693 00:40:02.166 --> 00:40:03.250 - We live together. 694 00:40:05.750 --> 00:40:08.166 - Oh, we didn't get that far in the conversation. 695 00:40:09.166 --> 00:40:11.208 - I met Jason in high school. 696 00:40:11.208 --> 00:40:13.250 He was the nicest guy. 697 00:40:13.250 --> 00:40:14.542 - I bet he was. 698 00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:20.417 - I saw her again in college. 699 00:40:20.417 --> 00:40:22.959 - My car battery died and he offered to jump me. 700 00:40:22.959 --> 00:40:23.917 - I bet he did. 701 00:40:23.917 --> 00:40:25.208 What are we doing here? 702 00:40:27.375 --> 00:40:28.750 - She's so jealous. 703 00:40:31.709 --> 00:40:35.041 - Oh, I didn't realize you're together together. 704 00:40:36.166 --> 00:40:37.750 I'm no threat. 705 00:40:37.750 --> 00:40:40.083 In fact, I'm getting married. 706 00:40:40.083 --> 00:40:41.875 - Let me see a photo. 707 00:40:41.875 --> 00:40:42.709 - What? 708 00:40:43.917 --> 00:40:44.917 - If you're getting married to this girl 709 00:40:44.917 --> 00:40:46.792 you have to have few pictures of her. 710 00:40:47.917 --> 00:40:48.917 - All right. 711 00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:06.000 - Are you satisfied? 712 00:41:07.625 --> 00:41:09.333 You're gonna be late for work, go. 713 00:41:12.333 --> 00:41:13.625 - It was nice to meet you. 714 00:41:14.500 --> 00:41:15.333 - Likewise. 715 00:41:22.417 --> 00:41:23.250 - Chug your beer. 716 00:41:24.208 --> 00:41:25.417 - We're done? 717 00:41:25.417 --> 00:41:26.458 - I've been here all day. 718 00:41:26.458 --> 00:41:27.667 Let's go somewhere else. 719 00:41:30.875 --> 00:41:32.917 - [Jason] So how long you been dating girls? 720 00:41:32.917 --> 00:41:34.583 - Pretty much always. 721 00:41:34.583 --> 00:41:36.709 You're the only guy I went out with. 722 00:41:36.709 --> 00:41:37.542 - No. 723 00:41:37.542 --> 00:41:38.375 - Yeah. 724 00:41:39.667 --> 00:41:41.125 - Why me? 725 00:41:41.125 --> 00:41:43.875 - Well, my mom liked you 726 00:41:43.875 --> 00:41:47.250 and remember when we went to prom? 727 00:41:48.250 --> 00:41:50.542 My mom was so happy to put up the prom pics 728 00:41:50.542 --> 00:41:51.500 in the living room. 729 00:41:55.208 --> 00:41:57.041 - Does your mom know now? 730 00:41:57.041 --> 00:41:57.917 - She always knew. 731 00:41:57.917 --> 00:41:59.667 She was kinda just waiting on me. 732 00:42:02.959 --> 00:42:05.291 - You only dated me to make your mom happy? 733 00:42:05.291 --> 00:42:07.500 - Oh, gosh no, that came out wrong. 734 00:42:07.500 --> 00:42:10.333 I always liked being with you. 735 00:42:10.333 --> 00:42:13.709 You always were real. 736 00:42:16.083 --> 00:42:17.041 - To being real. 737 00:42:17.041 --> 00:42:18.000 - To being real. 738 00:42:25.709 --> 00:42:28.834 - Out of all my girlfriends, you were really my best friend. 739 00:42:29.792 --> 00:42:31.291 There was always something about us 740 00:42:31.291 --> 00:42:33.583 that was just so in sync. 741 00:42:33.583 --> 00:42:35.333 - That's 'cause we both like pussy. 742 00:42:37.083 --> 00:42:38.250 - To pussy. 743 00:42:38.250 --> 00:42:39.375 - I'll drink to that. 744 00:42:43.458 --> 00:42:45.750 And have it for dessert later, too. 745 00:42:50.667 --> 00:42:52.792 - [Veronica] So we know that you say I love you 746 00:42:52.792 --> 00:42:54.458 way too early. 747 00:42:54.458 --> 00:42:55.542 - Correct. 748 00:42:55.542 --> 00:42:58.083 - [Veronica] And that you are a stickler for rules. 749 00:42:58.083 --> 00:42:59.625 - Maybe a bit too much. 750 00:43:02.125 --> 00:43:03.625 - And that moms like you 751 00:43:03.625 --> 00:43:06.375 except when your obsessions for rules 752 00:43:06.375 --> 00:43:07.667 shows its ugly face. 753 00:43:08.500 --> 00:43:10.583 - And the girlfriend that I thought I was closest with 754 00:43:10.583 --> 00:43:12.083 was actually just a friend. 755 00:43:15.583 --> 00:43:17.041 - Are you having a good time? 756 00:43:19.125 --> 00:43:21.125 - It's a little outside my comfort zone. 757 00:43:22.083 --> 00:43:23.417 But I'm glad I'm doing it. 758 00:43:24.709 --> 00:43:25.542 - Good. 759 00:43:27.583 --> 00:43:28.458 - So. 760 00:43:29.500 --> 00:43:30.834 What did you do tonight? 761 00:43:35.500 --> 00:43:37.083 - I went on a date. 762 00:43:38.125 --> 00:43:38.959 - Oh. 763 00:43:40.625 --> 00:43:41.458 Great. 764 00:43:42.875 --> 00:43:44.458 - Yeah. 765 00:43:44.458 --> 00:43:45.709 It was okay. 766 00:43:45.709 --> 00:43:46.750 Do you want details? 767 00:43:49.083 --> 00:43:51.709 - Nah, I'm up early tomorrow and heading back to LA. 768 00:43:54.709 --> 00:43:56.250 - Kate. 769 00:43:56.250 --> 00:43:57.083 - Kate. 770 00:43:58.917 --> 00:44:00.458 I'm gonna get some sleep. 771 00:44:01.375 --> 00:44:03.041 - Hey, Jason. 772 00:44:03.041 --> 00:44:04.291 - [Jason] Yeah? 773 00:44:08.792 --> 00:44:11.625 - I'll talk to you tomorrow. 774 00:44:11.625 --> 00:44:12.458 Goodnight. 775 00:44:13.458 --> 00:44:14.291 - Night. 776 00:44:22.834 --> 00:44:25.750 (Veronica sighing) 777 00:44:33.583 --> 00:44:36.583 (soft guitar music) 778 00:45:05.458 --> 00:45:08.125 (horns beeping) 779 00:45:09.917 --> 00:45:12.917 (upbeat rock music) 780 00:46:07.291 --> 00:46:09.959 (Jason panting) 781 00:46:25.709 --> 00:46:27.166 - Jason? 782 00:46:27.166 --> 00:46:28.125 - Hey, Kate. 783 00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:30.166 - Hey. 784 00:46:30.166 --> 00:46:31.542 How are you? 785 00:46:31.542 --> 00:46:32.875 Sorry, I'm all sweaty. 786 00:46:32.875 --> 00:46:33.709 - Me, too. 787 00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:37.583 - Not like we haven't been sweaty together, before. 788 00:46:37.583 --> 00:46:39.166 - I remember. 789 00:46:39.166 --> 00:46:40.709 Sex in Arizona. 790 00:46:43.083 --> 00:46:46.166 - Oh, I meant living in Arizona. 791 00:46:46.166 --> 00:46:48.333 - Oh, I just thought. 792 00:46:49.542 --> 00:46:51.125 - It's good to see you. 793 00:46:51.125 --> 00:46:52.291 Do you live around here? 794 00:46:53.542 --> 00:46:55.458 - No, I'm in Culver City 795 00:46:55.458 --> 00:46:57.333 but I like trying new places to run. 796 00:46:57.333 --> 00:46:58.166 - [Kate] Yeah. 797 00:46:58.166 --> 00:46:59.000 - Gotta stay fit. 798 00:47:01.041 --> 00:47:03.250 - Well, it was great seeing you again. 799 00:47:07.041 --> 00:47:09.125 We should catch up sometime. 800 00:47:09.125 --> 00:47:10.959 - How 'bout right now? 801 00:47:15.959 --> 00:47:17.959 - Yeah, I guess. 802 00:47:18.917 --> 00:47:20.250 - We can do it another day. 803 00:47:22.250 --> 00:47:23.709 You probably have plans. 804 00:47:23.709 --> 00:47:24.959 - No, it's my day off. 805 00:47:28.500 --> 00:47:29.333 - You sure? 806 00:47:30.875 --> 00:47:31.709 - Yeah. 807 00:47:39.458 --> 00:47:41.041 - How? 808 00:47:41.041 --> 00:47:43.417 I haven't been able to find this anywhere in LA. 809 00:47:43.417 --> 00:47:44.250 - I know. 810 00:47:44.250 --> 00:47:48.333 I found it in some random little shop in Echo Park. 811 00:47:48.333 --> 00:47:50.834 You got me addicted to this stuff. 812 00:47:50.834 --> 00:47:52.709 - I haven't had one of these in years. 813 00:47:58.125 --> 00:47:58.959 - So good. 814 00:48:09.417 --> 00:48:11.250 - Do you remember our first date? 815 00:48:11.250 --> 00:48:13.417 I bought a six pack of Chihuahua, 816 00:48:13.417 --> 00:48:15.709 sat in your convertible till sunrise. 817 00:48:15.709 --> 00:48:16.875 Talked about all the great things 818 00:48:16.875 --> 00:48:17.709 we were gonna do. 819 00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:20.041 - Yeah. 820 00:48:20.041 --> 00:48:24.417 Yeah, you said that space travel was gonna make a return 821 00:48:24.417 --> 00:48:25.375 and you were gonna be the guy 822 00:48:25.375 --> 00:48:28.125 who was in the belly of the beast when it happened. 823 00:48:28.125 --> 00:48:30.041 - How do you remember that? 824 00:48:30.041 --> 00:48:30.959 - It's a gift. 825 00:48:33.375 --> 00:48:36.083 So what did you actually end up doing? 826 00:48:36.083 --> 00:48:37.750 - I'm in the space program. 827 00:48:37.750 --> 00:48:38.917 - Shut the fuck up. 828 00:48:40.125 --> 00:48:41.834 So I've had sex with an astronaut. 829 00:48:43.041 --> 00:48:46.208 - I wish I could check that off your bucket list. 830 00:48:46.208 --> 00:48:48.583 I'm the flight director at Rocket Dynamics. 831 00:48:48.583 --> 00:48:51.083 Our rockets put satellites in orbit. 832 00:48:51.083 --> 00:48:52.750 - You know, I don't know anyone 833 00:48:52.750 --> 00:48:54.583 who actually did what they wanted to. 834 00:48:55.458 --> 00:48:56.458 But you always knew. 835 00:48:57.959 --> 00:49:00.500 - You were my only girlfriend who thought it was cool. 836 00:49:00.500 --> 00:49:01.625 - I did. 837 00:49:01.625 --> 00:49:03.625 I mean it would be way cooler 838 00:49:03.625 --> 00:49:05.417 if you were actually astronaut, but. 839 00:49:09.000 --> 00:49:10.208 I'm really proud of you. 840 00:49:12.500 --> 00:49:14.667 - You were the most driven person I've ever met. 841 00:49:14.667 --> 00:49:15.834 What are you doing now? 842 00:49:22.166 --> 00:49:24.917 - Are you hungry at all? 843 00:49:34.166 --> 00:49:36.083 - We have a cool new rocket coming up. 844 00:49:37.166 --> 00:49:38.417 - What's it called? 845 00:49:38.417 --> 00:49:40.041 - The A7. 846 00:49:40.041 --> 00:49:42.625 - Nice, and so how fast do these rockets go? 847 00:49:42.625 --> 00:49:44.875 - Top speed is 27,000 kilometers an hour. 848 00:49:46.291 --> 00:49:47.834 - Unreal. 849 00:49:47.834 --> 00:49:49.500 And what do you do? 850 00:49:49.500 --> 00:49:52.333 - I'm the guy that says go for launch. 851 00:49:52.333 --> 00:49:55.083 But if I say go, I better not have messed up. 852 00:49:56.709 --> 00:49:58.000 - I'm impressed. 853 00:49:58.000 --> 00:50:00.041 And you know I'm not easily impressed. 854 00:50:00.041 --> 00:50:01.291 - Oh, I remember. 855 00:50:02.917 --> 00:50:06.250 Our fourth date and still no sex. 856 00:50:06.250 --> 00:50:07.375 You made me show you something 857 00:50:07.375 --> 00:50:09.125 that made me worthy of your vagina. 858 00:50:10.208 --> 00:50:12.500 - It wasn't like that. 859 00:50:13.792 --> 00:50:15.875 But my vagina is worth it. 860 00:50:15.875 --> 00:50:18.083 You needed to impress and you did. 861 00:50:19.625 --> 00:50:21.625 - It's one of the few things I'm good at 862 00:50:24.375 --> 00:50:26.625 and definitely not sexy, though. 863 00:50:26.625 --> 00:50:28.542 - Yeah, no, not sexy. 864 00:50:31.583 --> 00:50:32.458 - But it worked. 865 00:50:48.250 --> 00:50:49.083 What? 866 00:50:51.208 --> 00:50:52.875 You still have it? 867 00:50:52.875 --> 00:50:54.458 - It was a gift, why wouldn't I? 868 00:51:08.500 --> 00:51:09.375 You still got it? 869 00:51:11.083 --> 00:51:12.792 - It may not be as impressive now. 870 00:51:13.709 --> 00:51:16.208 - Yeah, I'll be the judge of that one. 871 00:51:26.792 --> 00:51:30.458 (dramatic electronic music) 872 00:51:44.291 --> 00:51:46.333 - Not bad for out of practice. 873 00:51:49.291 --> 00:51:53.250 - Come here. 874 00:51:53.250 --> 00:51:54.500 - [Jason] What? 875 00:51:55.333 --> 00:51:56.333 - Come here. 876 00:52:04.667 --> 00:52:07.041 So I hope you don't mind but 877 00:52:07.041 --> 00:52:09.834 I'm going to say I've had sex with an astronaut. 878 00:52:09.834 --> 00:52:10.667 - Fine with me. 879 00:52:19.208 --> 00:52:21.542 - I probably should have asked. 880 00:52:22.458 --> 00:52:23.625 Are you seeing anybody? 881 00:52:25.417 --> 00:52:26.250 - I was. 882 00:52:28.333 --> 00:52:30.333 In fact, I almost asked her to marry me. 883 00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:33.000 - And what happened? 884 00:52:35.041 --> 00:52:37.125 - She was having sex with my old roommate. 885 00:52:41.542 --> 00:52:42.375 - I'm sorry. 886 00:52:45.083 --> 00:52:47.542 - Enough about me, what about you? 887 00:52:50.542 --> 00:52:52.166 - Do you remember what my plan was? 888 00:52:52.166 --> 00:52:53.000 - Totally. 889 00:52:54.291 --> 00:52:55.875 - I bet we remember differently. 890 00:52:58.583 --> 00:53:01.875 - Our junior year at ASU, before Christmas, 891 00:53:01.875 --> 00:53:04.041 you told me you wanted to be the head 892 00:53:04.041 --> 00:53:07.583 of Media Relations at a Fortune 100 company. 893 00:53:07.583 --> 00:53:10.041 Not 500 but 100. 894 00:53:11.250 --> 00:53:12.291 - That's pretty good. 895 00:53:13.500 --> 00:53:14.500 Do you remember why? 896 00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:18.583 - You loved when a company like that got in trouble. 897 00:53:19.542 --> 00:53:22.041 The media relations person would come out 898 00:53:22.041 --> 00:53:25.583 and put a public spin on it so crafted, 899 00:53:25.583 --> 00:53:28.000 it made the whole public regain confidence again 900 00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:30.750 and the stock holders relaxed. 901 00:53:30.750 --> 00:53:33.166 (soft music) 902 00:53:49.000 --> 00:53:49.834 I'm sorry. 903 00:53:51.083 --> 00:53:52.083 Did I say something? 904 00:54:04.208 --> 00:54:06.792 (door closing) 905 00:54:17.417 --> 00:54:20.041 - I just freaked you out, didn't I? 906 00:54:20.041 --> 00:54:20.875 - No. 907 00:54:22.875 --> 00:54:23.709 - Jason. 908 00:54:24.959 --> 00:54:25.792 - A bit. 909 00:54:27.500 --> 00:54:28.792 Okay, you freaked me out. 910 00:54:31.417 --> 00:54:32.250 What did I say? 911 00:54:34.166 --> 00:54:35.417 - Okay, I'm gonna tell you something 912 00:54:35.417 --> 00:54:38.375 that I've never told anyone, okay? 913 00:54:38.375 --> 00:54:39.208 - Okay. 914 00:54:44.250 --> 00:54:47.291 - My freshman year I was broke and had to make tuition. 915 00:54:48.208 --> 00:54:49.500 - You were on a full ride. 916 00:54:50.959 --> 00:54:53.083 - No, not the first year. 917 00:54:53.083 --> 00:54:53.959 I had to earn it. 918 00:54:55.208 --> 00:54:57.083 So, by Christmas I was broke. 919 00:54:58.041 --> 00:55:01.000 Tuition, housing was due, I had to buy books 920 00:55:02.875 --> 00:55:06.083 and I found out that a bunch of girls in the dorm 921 00:55:06.083 --> 00:55:07.208 had sugar daddies. 922 00:55:09.834 --> 00:55:13.709 But instead, I started doing cam modeling. 923 00:55:13.709 --> 00:55:15.500 No modeling required. 924 00:55:17.291 --> 00:55:20.834 I would get men off in private chats. 925 00:55:23.709 --> 00:55:25.458 You don't wanna hear this, do you? 926 00:55:25.458 --> 00:55:26.792 - You can tell me anything. 927 00:55:27.625 --> 00:55:29.792 - Well, after the first few days 928 00:55:29.792 --> 00:55:32.792 I figured out a way to make a lot of money. 929 00:55:32.792 --> 00:55:35.625 The longer I could keep guys on a private session, 930 00:55:35.625 --> 00:55:36.458 the more I made. 931 00:55:36.458 --> 00:55:39.542 So I got really good at controlling the pace 932 00:55:40.458 --> 00:55:43.542 and after two months, I paid off all my bills. 933 00:55:43.542 --> 00:55:45.458 I quit, I finished top of my class 934 00:55:45.458 --> 00:55:46.750 and I was on my way. 935 00:55:54.291 --> 00:55:58.875 And of all people, I didn't prepare for damage control. 936 00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:03.375 My first big interview after college was amazing. 937 00:56:04.583 --> 00:56:06.208 You know, I got offered a great salary, 938 00:56:06.208 --> 00:56:10.375 stock options, benefits. 939 00:56:10.375 --> 00:56:11.709 Pending a background check. 940 00:56:16.125 --> 00:56:17.667 - But how did they find out? 941 00:56:17.667 --> 00:56:19.291 You didn't use your real name, did you? 942 00:56:19.291 --> 00:56:20.125 - No. 943 00:56:21.208 --> 00:56:24.458 Where I fucked up is I used a photo from my cam profile 944 00:56:24.458 --> 00:56:25.917 from a Cancun vacation. 945 00:56:26.834 --> 00:56:28.959 That same photo is on my Instagram and Facebook. 946 00:56:29.875 --> 00:56:31.166 - Reverse image search. 947 00:56:35.375 --> 00:56:38.542 - Every interview after that was pretty much the same. 948 00:56:38.542 --> 00:56:39.959 I was the most qualified person in the room 949 00:56:39.959 --> 00:56:41.291 until the background check. 950 00:56:42.417 --> 00:56:44.750 Sometimes I'd get a, you know, 951 00:56:44.750 --> 00:56:47.208 thank you but no thank you email. 952 00:56:47.208 --> 00:56:49.583 But usually I was just ghosted. 953 00:56:49.583 --> 00:56:50.417 - I'm sorry. 954 00:56:51.834 --> 00:56:54.166 But your so talented. 955 00:56:54.166 --> 00:56:58.583 Fuck Fortune 100, 200, how 'bout 500? 956 00:56:59.542 --> 00:57:00.875 - Keep going. 957 00:57:00.875 --> 00:57:03.208 I finally got hired at a Fortune 1,000 company. 958 00:57:04.583 --> 00:57:06.166 Took 'em two months to find out. 959 00:57:07.250 --> 00:57:09.000 Got fired and walked to my car. 960 00:57:10.458 --> 00:57:12.583 The boss said he was sorry 961 00:57:12.583 --> 00:57:15.417 and then he hit on me, right there in the parking lot. 962 00:57:21.375 --> 00:57:23.041 I need a drink. 963 00:57:23.041 --> 00:57:26.375 (soft reflective music) 964 00:57:36.417 --> 00:57:40.583 Well, all I have left are Rita's Mangoritas. 965 00:58:02.208 --> 00:58:03.458 What? 966 00:58:03.458 --> 00:58:06.959 - I wish you could see you the way I see you. 967 00:58:11.792 --> 00:58:12.625 - Jason. 968 00:58:14.792 --> 00:58:17.875 I may have made a mistake not keeping you in my life. 969 00:58:18.709 --> 00:58:20.166 - It never would have worked. 970 00:58:21.792 --> 00:58:22.625 - Really? 971 00:58:24.166 --> 00:58:26.041 - Us astronauts get the ladies. 972 00:58:27.375 --> 00:58:28.458 What can I say? 973 00:58:31.291 --> 00:58:33.000 - Well, I'm really glad you're here. 974 00:58:34.875 --> 00:58:35.709 - Me too. 975 00:58:44.083 --> 00:58:47.000 (soft rock music) 976 00:58:47.000 --> 00:58:47.834 - Hey? 977 00:58:48.917 --> 00:58:49.750 Are you home? 978 00:58:50.625 --> 00:58:52.417 I went past your place last night. 979 00:58:52.417 --> 00:58:54.667 - Oh, I'm just leaving Kate's now. 980 00:58:58.333 --> 00:58:59.417 Hello? 981 00:58:59.417 --> 00:59:02.000 - Well, what did you learn from sleeping with Kate? 982 00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:04.041 - Who says we slept together? 983 00:59:04.041 --> 00:59:07.250 - Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that... 984 00:59:07.250 --> 00:59:08.709 - We did, several times. 985 00:59:09.583 --> 00:59:14.208 - Well, you might just go for a trifecta this week. 986 00:59:14.208 --> 00:59:16.208 - Well, this was all your idea. 987 00:59:16.208 --> 00:59:18.792 Why are you getting so upset at me? 988 00:59:18.792 --> 00:59:19.625 I'm going home. 989 00:59:19.625 --> 00:59:21.166 - No, no, you've come this far, 990 00:59:21.166 --> 00:59:26.166 just go see Izzy and try to keep it in your pants. 991 00:59:26.542 --> 00:59:27.917 - Nothing's gonna happen with her, 992 00:59:27.917 --> 00:59:29.625 she's the shy one. 993 00:59:29.625 --> 00:59:31.750 We dated for like a month before doing anything 994 00:59:31.750 --> 00:59:33.625 and never with the lights on. 995 00:59:33.625 --> 00:59:35.250 - Why? 996 00:59:35.250 --> 00:59:38.583 - She was a little heavy and it's always bothered her. 997 00:59:38.583 --> 00:59:39.959 She's really sweet, though. 998 00:59:41.375 --> 00:59:42.583 - So why'd you break up? 999 00:59:44.291 --> 00:59:45.250 - I don't know. 1000 00:59:47.208 --> 00:59:48.458 - You know what. 1001 00:59:48.458 --> 00:59:51.542 Go see Izzy, found out, and then call me. 1002 00:59:51.542 --> 00:59:54.166 Okay, I want a full debriefing tonight. 1003 00:59:54.166 --> 00:59:55.959 - Okay, but you can't get mad at me. 1004 00:59:58.125 --> 00:59:58.959 - Call me. 1005 01:00:00.834 --> 01:00:03.834 (upbeat rock music) 1006 01:00:19.458 --> 01:00:20.834 (door bell ringing) 1007 01:00:20.834 --> 01:00:22.500 - [Izzy] Just a sec! 1008 01:00:25.125 --> 01:00:27.375 - Hi, does Izzy still live here? 1009 01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:31.834 - Jason? 1010 01:00:34.291 --> 01:00:35.125 - Izzy? 1011 01:00:36.166 --> 01:00:37.542 - What are you doing here? 1012 01:00:39.875 --> 01:00:40.834 - Funny story. 1013 01:00:45.542 --> 01:00:48.375 - So, why do you think that we broke up? 1014 01:00:52.500 --> 01:00:54.208 - I can't remember. 1015 01:00:54.208 --> 01:00:55.125 You were always so nice 1016 01:00:55.125 --> 01:00:57.375 I don't even remember arguing about anything. 1017 01:00:58.709 --> 01:01:02.333 - I used to please men by being agreeable. 1018 01:01:02.333 --> 01:01:06.166 We can eat wherever, that movie's fine. 1019 01:01:06.166 --> 01:01:08.041 Another blow job, sure. 1020 01:01:08.041 --> 01:01:10.667 It's not like I'm busy studying or anything. 1021 01:01:15.041 --> 01:01:17.500 - But with me specifically, do you remember? 1022 01:01:19.291 --> 01:01:22.834 - I remember everything about every guy I've dated. 1023 01:01:23.792 --> 01:01:24.625 Pigs. 1024 01:01:26.500 --> 01:01:27.583 - Did I treat you bad? 1025 01:01:30.500 --> 01:01:31.834 - Nothing major. 1026 01:01:33.166 --> 01:01:36.250 When you shaved, you would leave all those little hairs 1027 01:01:36.250 --> 01:01:38.917 in the sink and after you ate, 1028 01:01:38.917 --> 01:01:41.875 you would take your plate and put it on the counter 1029 01:01:41.875 --> 01:01:45.166 on top of the dishwasher. 1030 01:01:45.166 --> 01:01:47.250 And I know that this is picky 1031 01:01:47.250 --> 01:01:49.250 but you would leave your dirty socks 1032 01:01:49.250 --> 01:01:50.250 next to the hamper. 1033 01:01:50.250 --> 01:01:53.375 Not even next to it, touching the hamper. 1034 01:01:55.208 --> 01:01:56.875 - Why didn't you say something? 1035 01:01:56.875 --> 01:01:59.041 - Because I'm a sucker. 1036 01:01:59.041 --> 01:02:00.542 Every time we had sex, 1037 01:02:00.542 --> 01:02:03.291 it started off with me giving you a blow job. 1038 01:02:03.291 --> 01:02:05.500 How 'bout returning the favor? 1039 01:02:05.500 --> 01:02:06.333 - I did. 1040 01:02:08.417 --> 01:02:09.500 Twice? 1041 01:02:10.333 --> 01:02:11.250 - Twice. 1042 01:02:11.250 --> 01:02:14.458 And I used to send you these cute texts 1043 01:02:14.458 --> 01:02:17.083 with specific things that I loved about you 1044 01:02:17.083 --> 01:02:19.792 just to make your day a little bit better. 1045 01:02:21.208 --> 01:02:22.375 - They did. 1046 01:02:22.375 --> 01:02:23.875 - Then send something back better 1047 01:02:23.875 --> 01:02:25.917 than a fucking thumbs up emoji. 1048 01:02:28.792 --> 01:02:29.709 - I'm sorry, Izzy. 1049 01:02:30.959 --> 01:02:31.834 I didn't know. 1050 01:02:35.458 --> 01:02:38.250 - It's okay, men are stupid. 1051 01:02:41.542 --> 01:02:46.542 - So, what do you do for work? 1052 01:02:50.792 --> 01:02:51.959 - How 'bout I show you? 1053 01:02:57.166 --> 01:03:00.166 (upbeat drum music) 1054 01:03:09.250 --> 01:03:10.375 You wanna try it? 1055 01:03:11.417 --> 01:03:12.375 No charge. 1056 01:03:14.542 --> 01:03:16.375 - It's not my thing. 1057 01:03:16.375 --> 01:03:18.792 - How would you do if you've never tried it? 1058 01:03:21.166 --> 01:03:23.583 - I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it. 1059 01:03:23.583 --> 01:03:25.875 - You're a fucking pussy. 1060 01:03:25.875 --> 01:03:27.041 - What? 1061 01:03:27.041 --> 01:03:28.959 - I can loan you some of my panties 1062 01:03:28.959 --> 01:03:31.583 in case you're feeling a little vulnerable. 1063 01:03:31.583 --> 01:03:33.208 - No, I just- 1064 01:03:33.208 --> 01:03:34.542 - I said try it! 1065 01:03:34.542 --> 01:03:35.375 - Okay. 1066 01:03:40.333 --> 01:03:45.083 - We're going to need to come up with a safe word. 1067 01:03:45.083 --> 01:03:46.291 How about 1068 01:03:51.500 --> 01:03:53.166 Izzy is my master. 1069 01:03:54.834 --> 01:03:56.500 - Izzy is my master. 1070 01:04:00.709 --> 01:04:05.709 - And after we're done shaving, we're gonna clean it up. 1071 01:04:06.041 --> 01:04:06.959 Aren't we? 1072 01:04:09.125 --> 01:04:11.250 (muffled grunts) 1073 01:04:11.250 --> 01:04:12.083 Good. 1074 01:04:14.125 --> 01:04:15.291 Dirty dishes 1075 01:04:17.709 --> 01:04:21.083 go into the dishwasher, don't they? 1076 01:04:21.083 --> 01:04:21.917 - Yeah. 1077 01:04:28.000 --> 01:04:29.375 - Dirty socks. 1078 01:04:31.750 --> 01:04:35.041 We drop them into the hamper. 1079 01:04:35.041 --> 01:04:36.291 Don't we? 1080 01:04:36.291 --> 01:04:37.250 - Yeah. 1081 01:04:37.250 --> 01:04:39.750 Izzy, Izzy is my master. 1082 01:04:39.750 --> 01:04:41.250 Izzy is my master. 1083 01:04:45.542 --> 01:04:47.709 - And when we have sex with our partner, 1084 01:04:47.709 --> 01:04:50.959 we're gonna satisfy them first, 1085 01:04:50.959 --> 01:04:53.250 every time. 1086 01:04:53.250 --> 01:04:54.709 Aren't we, lover? 1087 01:04:54.709 --> 01:04:56.041 - Yes, yes, yes. 1088 01:04:57.041 --> 01:04:58.709 - Don't worry, baby. 1089 01:04:58.709 --> 01:05:00.000 No more spanking. 1090 01:05:02.792 --> 01:05:04.250 You've earned something else. 1091 01:05:12.792 --> 01:05:16.917 Have you ever wondered what it's like 1092 01:05:16.917 --> 01:05:21.917 to get fucked and receive absolutely zero pleasure? 1093 01:05:23.333 --> 01:05:28.333 - Izzy is my master, Izzy is my master. 1094 01:05:29.625 --> 01:05:31.500 - This is gonna hurt a little. 1095 01:05:31.500 --> 01:05:34.417 (muffled shouting) 1096 01:05:41.083 --> 01:05:43.834 (Jason groaning) 1097 01:05:48.959 --> 01:05:51.792 (phone vibrating) 1098 01:05:53.375 --> 01:05:54.375 - Hey. - Hey. 1099 01:05:55.375 --> 01:05:56.208 - How'd it go? 1100 01:05:57.750 --> 01:05:58.583 - It was painful. 1101 01:06:02.834 --> 01:06:04.625 - Did you hit the trifecta? 1102 01:06:05.917 --> 01:06:07.375 - I wanna tell you in person. 1103 01:06:07.375 --> 01:06:09.542 Could I meet you somewhere? 1104 01:06:09.542 --> 01:06:11.041 - Yeah, I'm about to head out. 1105 01:06:12.083 --> 01:06:14.750 - Well, meet me at Lansing Park. 1106 01:06:15.709 --> 01:06:19.542 - Okay, Lansing Park, 30 minutes. 1107 01:06:20.625 --> 01:06:21.667 - Hey, Vee. 1108 01:06:21.667 --> 01:06:22.542 - [Veronica] Yeah? 1109 01:06:23.792 --> 01:06:24.625 - I missed you. 1110 01:06:26.041 --> 01:06:28.208 I hope that's not weird. 1111 01:06:28.208 --> 01:06:29.041 - No. 1112 01:06:30.625 --> 01:06:31.458 Me, too. 1113 01:06:33.333 --> 01:06:34.166 - All right. 1114 01:06:36.250 --> 01:06:37.083 - Bye. 1115 01:06:52.125 --> 01:06:55.041 (knocking at door) 1116 01:07:06.417 --> 01:07:08.208 - What are you doing here? 1117 01:07:08.208 --> 01:07:09.083 - We need to talk. 1118 01:07:11.250 --> 01:07:12.709 - How'd you now I was here? 1119 01:07:12.709 --> 01:07:13.583 (Benji groaning) 1120 01:07:13.583 --> 01:07:15.041 - Where is he? 1121 01:07:15.959 --> 01:07:17.333 - I can't tell you. 1122 01:07:17.333 --> 01:07:18.333 (bones creaking) 1123 01:07:18.333 --> 01:07:19.750 Lansing Park, Lansing Park. 1124 01:07:21.125 --> 01:07:21.959 - Sit. 1125 01:07:27.709 --> 01:07:30.959 First, I want to say sorry about what happened 1126 01:07:30.959 --> 01:07:33.375 and I want us to forget all that, okay? 1127 01:07:35.333 --> 01:07:36.166 - Okay. 1128 01:07:37.709 --> 01:07:38.542 Why? 1129 01:07:39.709 --> 01:07:42.542 - Well, over the last few days, 1130 01:07:42.542 --> 01:07:45.375 I asked myself, what do I want? 1131 01:07:47.000 --> 01:07:48.583 - Me? 1132 01:07:48.583 --> 01:07:50.250 - Not exactly. 1133 01:07:50.250 --> 01:07:52.667 But I realize I might have to compromise. 1134 01:07:53.750 --> 01:07:58.166 You'll never be a Jason Bateman or Jason Statham. 1135 01:07:58.166 --> 01:08:03.166 But you could be a Jason Biggs or Jason Schwartzman. 1136 01:08:03.375 --> 01:08:04.834 I'm sure they're nice people. 1137 01:08:06.667 --> 01:08:09.000 - Where are you going with this? 1138 01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:10.458 - Hello? 1139 01:08:10.458 --> 01:08:13.250 You're not very smart for a rocket guy, are you? 1140 01:08:14.375 --> 01:08:16.750 Let's pick up where you came over to propose 1141 01:08:16.750 --> 01:08:18.166 but instead of what happened. 1142 01:08:19.041 --> 01:08:20.625 - Kyle having butt sex with you. 1143 01:08:21.792 --> 01:08:23.667 - That is not being productive. 1144 01:08:26.000 --> 01:08:29.583 Imagine you came in and I was looking fabulous, 1145 01:08:29.583 --> 01:08:31.083 what would you have said to me? 1146 01:08:35.625 --> 01:08:37.041 - Hi, Melissa, you look great. 1147 01:08:37.041 --> 01:08:37.875 Are you hungry? 1148 01:08:37.875 --> 01:08:38.709 - No. 1149 01:08:40.041 --> 01:08:41.083 Do you have the ring? 1150 01:08:42.083 --> 01:08:43.250 - Yeah. 1151 01:08:43.250 --> 01:08:46.041 - Do the get down on one knee part, 1152 01:08:46.041 --> 01:08:46.875 with the ring. 1153 01:08:51.542 --> 01:08:54.625 - You know, a lot has happened over the last few days. 1154 01:08:54.625 --> 01:08:56.125 I've been thinking a lot, too. 1155 01:08:57.500 --> 01:09:00.500 I think we might need to spend some time apart. 1156 01:09:00.500 --> 01:09:01.583 - Jason, please. 1157 01:09:03.083 --> 01:09:04.792 Do you know how hard it was for me to come here 1158 01:09:04.792 --> 01:09:06.583 and admit that I was wrong? 1159 01:09:13.458 --> 01:09:16.375 (soft tense music) 1160 01:09:17.375 --> 01:09:19.166 - Melissa, over the last two years, 1161 01:09:19.166 --> 01:09:20.875 you've changed my life. 1162 01:09:20.875 --> 01:09:22.375 You've made me a better man 1163 01:09:22.375 --> 01:09:23.208 and helped focus- 1164 01:09:23.208 --> 01:09:25.291 - Yes, yes, I've heard this part. 1165 01:09:25.291 --> 01:09:26.125 Skip to the end. 1166 01:09:29.875 --> 01:09:32.208 - Melissa, will you make me the happiest man 1167 01:09:32.208 --> 01:09:33.500 in the world and marry me? 1168 01:09:38.291 --> 01:09:39.125 - Huh. 1169 01:09:44.458 --> 01:09:45.291 Sure. 1170 01:09:51.667 --> 01:09:53.417 - Jason, what are you doing? 1171 01:09:55.959 --> 01:09:57.125 - [Melissa] Who are you? 1172 01:09:58.583 --> 01:10:00.542 - Well, she's just a girl from my work. 1173 01:10:04.709 --> 01:10:06.166 - You two deserve each other. 1174 01:10:11.041 --> 01:10:12.333 - Did she just insult me? 1175 01:10:14.333 --> 01:10:15.208 Jason. 1176 01:10:16.125 --> 01:10:16.959 Look at me. 1177 01:10:21.291 --> 01:10:22.208 Who was that? 1178 01:10:23.792 --> 01:10:24.750 - I'm gonna go. 1179 01:10:26.792 --> 01:10:28.625 - I want some answers. 1180 01:10:34.667 --> 01:10:38.458 - Melissa, it's not you, it's me. 1181 01:10:41.750 --> 01:10:42.583 Goodbye. 1182 01:10:44.333 --> 01:10:45.500 - You'll be back. 1183 01:10:51.417 --> 01:10:52.250 Asshole. 1184 01:10:56.500 --> 01:10:58.208 - So you messed up. 1185 01:10:58.208 --> 01:11:00.250 Call her, say you're sorry. 1186 01:11:01.959 --> 01:11:02.792 - I did. 1187 01:11:05.083 --> 01:11:05.917 - Text? 1188 01:11:06.959 --> 01:11:08.208 - I stopped after seven. 1189 01:11:09.583 --> 01:11:10.417 - Nothing? 1190 01:11:13.875 --> 01:11:16.542 Go to her house, buy her flowers, 1191 01:11:16.542 --> 01:11:18.875 and beg for forgiveness. 1192 01:11:20.000 --> 01:11:21.792 - No, I'll see her at work tomorrow. 1193 01:11:31.583 --> 01:11:33.750 Whatever happened to those three way girls? 1194 01:11:36.625 --> 01:11:38.125 - I couldn't get rid of them. 1195 01:11:39.375 --> 01:11:41.667 I had to fake a penis injury. 1196 01:11:43.375 --> 01:11:45.917 Then they lost all interest and left. 1197 01:11:47.166 --> 01:11:49.458 I discovered I'm a one girl guy. 1198 01:11:50.750 --> 01:11:51.709 - Crazy week. 1199 01:11:52.875 --> 01:11:54.291 - Tomorrow is a new day. 1200 01:11:55.542 --> 01:11:57.709 Things always work out the way they should. 1201 01:12:05.291 --> 01:12:07.458 - Diane is gonna help get the presentation finished 1202 01:12:07.458 --> 01:12:09.500 until Veronica gets back. 1203 01:12:09.500 --> 01:12:11.583 - What, where's Veronica? 1204 01:12:12.625 --> 01:12:14.125 - You haven't talked with her? 1205 01:12:14.125 --> 01:12:15.834 I assumed you knew before I did. 1206 01:12:17.000 --> 01:12:17.834 - Knew what? 1207 01:12:18.917 --> 01:12:22.000 - So, where are we with the changes? 1208 01:12:22.000 --> 01:12:24.041 - I wanna score the presentation. 1209 01:12:24.959 --> 01:12:29.375 Stock music sounds sort of stock. 1210 01:12:29.375 --> 01:12:31.667 - Wait, when is she coming back? 1211 01:12:32.709 --> 01:12:34.166 - I didn't talk to her. 1212 01:12:34.166 --> 01:12:35.959 Are you good changing the music? 1213 01:12:35.959 --> 01:12:38.166 - Wait, where is she? 1214 01:12:38.166 --> 01:12:41.500 - Jason, I had her job before she did. 1215 01:12:41.500 --> 01:12:42.500 I got this. 1216 01:12:46.542 --> 01:12:47.875 - Where are you going? 1217 01:12:47.875 --> 01:12:49.709 - I'm going to get Veronica back. 1218 01:12:49.709 --> 01:12:51.667 Without her there is no presentation. 1219 01:12:53.250 --> 01:12:54.208 No offense, Diana. 1220 01:12:56.166 --> 01:12:57.458 - Can't you just call her? 1221 01:13:00.959 --> 01:13:04.125 - That was a relationship reaction. 1222 01:13:04.125 --> 01:13:07.458 (muffled hip hop music) 1223 01:13:12.458 --> 01:13:15.375 (doorbell ringing) 1224 01:13:24.417 --> 01:13:25.250 - Veronica. 1225 01:13:26.208 --> 01:13:27.041 Can I explain? 1226 01:13:30.625 --> 01:13:31.542 I'm sorry. 1227 01:13:33.291 --> 01:13:35.959 I know it looked like I was proposing 1228 01:13:35.959 --> 01:13:37.875 but I wasn't gonna go through with it. 1229 01:13:39.875 --> 01:13:42.291 The truth is, the whole time I was gone, 1230 01:13:44.125 --> 01:13:46.083 the only one I was thinking of was you. 1231 01:13:50.917 --> 01:13:54.417 I don't know how I didn't realize this sooner 1232 01:13:54.417 --> 01:13:55.709 but I love you, Vee. 1233 01:13:58.250 --> 01:14:00.291 I always have. 1234 01:14:00.291 --> 01:14:02.000 Since the first day I saw you. 1235 01:14:03.667 --> 01:14:05.875 I was just scared if we got into a relationship 1236 01:14:05.875 --> 01:14:07.041 and it didn't work out. 1237 01:14:08.291 --> 01:14:09.709 No one stays friends. 1238 01:14:12.667 --> 01:14:14.417 Will you give me a chance, please? 1239 01:14:23.333 --> 01:14:24.417 - I think you blew it. 1240 01:14:26.000 --> 01:14:26.834 - Who are you? 1241 01:14:27.667 --> 01:14:30.166 - I'm Carrie, Vee's sister. 1242 01:14:32.166 --> 01:14:34.792 Vee's been talking about you for the last two years. 1243 01:14:36.041 --> 01:14:37.125 - To you? 1244 01:14:37.125 --> 01:14:39.542 - My whole freaking family knows about Jason 1245 01:14:39.542 --> 01:14:40.834 from the party. 1246 01:14:42.041 --> 01:14:42.834 - What party? 1247 01:14:43.792 --> 01:14:47.250 - The 2018 Christmas party. 1248 01:14:47.250 --> 01:14:49.542 Heard it a thousand times. 1249 01:14:54.000 --> 01:14:55.250 - What she say? 1250 01:14:56.834 --> 01:14:58.542 - That you and Vee snuck into the lounge 1251 01:14:58.542 --> 01:15:00.000 with a bottle of Jack, 1252 01:15:00.000 --> 01:15:02.667 talked so long that everyone at the party left. 1253 01:15:02.667 --> 01:15:03.542 - About right. 1254 01:15:03.542 --> 01:15:06.291 - Talked about family and kids 1255 01:15:08.083 --> 01:15:09.875 and when the time was right, 1256 01:15:09.875 --> 01:15:12.792 you looked into her eyes and you leaned in for a kiss. 1257 01:15:13.917 --> 01:15:15.500 - You don't have to say it. 1258 01:15:15.500 --> 01:15:18.417 - And you threw up all over her and you. 1259 01:15:21.417 --> 01:15:22.834 - I'm bad with hard alcohol. 1260 01:15:23.750 --> 01:15:25.709 - Obviously. 1261 01:15:25.709 --> 01:15:26.709 And what did she do? 1262 01:15:27.709 --> 01:15:29.333 She took you home, got you cleaned up, 1263 01:15:29.333 --> 01:15:30.834 and put you to bed. 1264 01:15:35.333 --> 01:15:37.166 You blew it. 1265 01:15:37.166 --> 01:15:38.750 At least you would have with me. 1266 01:15:41.500 --> 01:15:42.542 But she still loves you. 1267 01:15:42.542 --> 01:15:43.500 I don't know why. 1268 01:15:45.458 --> 01:15:47.333 - She said that? 1269 01:15:47.333 --> 01:15:50.542 She said that out loud in a sentence? 1270 01:15:52.250 --> 01:15:54.542 - I have to be honest, I'm not that impressed. 1271 01:15:55.792 --> 01:15:56.667 - Where is she? 1272 01:15:57.667 --> 01:16:00.166 - She went on a trip with this guy, Mitch. 1273 01:16:00.166 --> 01:16:02.875 He's been asking her out for months. 1274 01:16:05.709 --> 01:16:06.542 - Where? 1275 01:16:07.667 --> 01:16:09.083 - I promised not to tell you. 1276 01:16:11.291 --> 01:16:13.917 - I need to talk with her. 1277 01:16:13.917 --> 01:16:15.417 - Sorry, we're family. 1278 01:16:43.917 --> 01:16:44.750 - Dude! 1279 01:16:46.041 --> 01:16:47.208 - We need to talk. 1280 01:16:50.375 --> 01:16:52.333 I'm sorry how shit went down. 1281 01:16:56.542 --> 01:16:59.250 I'm your boy and I've had your back. 1282 01:17:00.667 --> 01:17:02.583 But you smell. 1283 01:17:02.583 --> 01:17:04.291 You're missing all your interviews 1284 01:17:05.875 --> 01:17:08.166 and I hear what goes on here every night. 1285 01:17:10.041 --> 01:17:10.875 - What? 1286 01:17:12.291 --> 01:17:13.500 - You want me to say it? 1287 01:17:16.583 --> 01:17:19.834 You're whacking off loudly or crying. 1288 01:17:20.834 --> 01:17:21.750 Usually both. 1289 01:17:28.083 --> 01:17:29.875 It's time to take a shower. 1290 01:17:29.875 --> 01:17:32.208 Call the people that for some reason 1291 01:17:32.208 --> 01:17:33.917 keep trying to interview you 1292 01:17:35.500 --> 01:17:38.792 and get on with life. 1293 01:17:42.542 --> 01:17:43.709 - You're a good friend. 1294 01:17:46.959 --> 01:17:48.959 - Yes, I am. 1295 01:17:48.959 --> 01:17:51.417 (knocking at door) 1296 01:17:51.417 --> 01:17:53.291 This is for your own good. 1297 01:17:55.417 --> 01:17:56.250 - Who is it? 1298 01:17:59.166 --> 01:18:00.000 Diana? 1299 01:18:01.041 --> 01:18:03.250 - You look horrible. 1300 01:18:03.250 --> 01:18:05.250 - [Jason] You came over to tell me that? 1301 01:18:06.458 --> 01:18:08.333 - I'm VP at Pacific Aerospace now. 1302 01:18:09.250 --> 01:18:10.625 - I heard. 1303 01:18:10.625 --> 01:18:11.709 - Really? 1304 01:18:11.709 --> 01:18:14.667 Because my HR guy has been trying to get you in for months. 1305 01:18:18.333 --> 01:18:20.250 - I was gonna call him back. 1306 01:18:20.250 --> 01:18:21.875 I'm taking a few months off 1307 01:18:21.875 --> 01:18:23.917 to figure out what I wanna do. 1308 01:18:25.083 --> 01:18:27.333 - You know, Tom still blames you 1309 01:18:27.333 --> 01:18:30.000 for not getting the board's approval on the A7 money. 1310 01:18:30.959 --> 01:18:33.125 - I hope that's not why you got fired. 1311 01:18:33.125 --> 01:18:37.000 - No, I just realized that if you didn't have a penis, 1312 01:18:37.000 --> 01:18:38.875 I wasn't getting promoted any higher. 1313 01:18:39.917 --> 01:18:41.291 - A lot of dick at the top. 1314 01:18:42.959 --> 01:18:44.834 - So what do I have to do 1315 01:18:44.834 --> 01:18:46.709 to get you to come work with me? 1316 01:18:46.709 --> 01:18:49.458 We have better pay, better benefits. 1317 01:18:50.917 --> 01:18:52.959 - How do you see me fitting in? 1318 01:18:54.083 --> 01:18:58.250 - Before, we were always chasing number one 1319 01:18:58.250 --> 01:19:01.291 but at Pacific, we are number one 1320 01:19:01.291 --> 01:19:02.875 and I need you to keep us there. 1321 01:19:05.583 --> 01:19:09.041 - I always thought I wanted to be in the space program 1322 01:19:09.041 --> 01:19:09.875 and I did it. 1323 01:19:11.250 --> 01:19:13.917 But I think I want to do something else now. 1324 01:19:13.917 --> 01:19:16.834 - I'll double what you were making. 1325 01:19:16.834 --> 01:19:17.667 - Yes. 1326 01:19:19.542 --> 01:19:20.959 - It's not about the money. 1327 01:19:22.250 --> 01:19:23.750 I need to find something else. 1328 01:19:25.000 --> 01:19:26.625 - At least think about it. 1329 01:19:26.625 --> 01:19:30.208 You know more about the space program than anyone I know. 1330 01:19:30.208 --> 01:19:32.291 The world needs your talents. 1331 01:19:32.291 --> 01:19:33.500 Don't just walk away. 1332 01:19:41.083 --> 01:19:42.208 - I'll think about it. 1333 01:19:43.542 --> 01:19:44.500 - Is that a maybe? 1334 01:19:47.792 --> 01:19:48.625 Is that a maybe? 1335 01:19:50.166 --> 01:19:51.667 - It's a yes. 1336 01:19:51.667 --> 01:19:53.250 - It's a no. 1337 01:19:53.250 --> 01:19:55.083 I spent the last week thinking through my options 1338 01:19:55.083 --> 01:19:56.458 and I need to make a change. 1339 01:19:57.250 --> 01:20:00.208 Come on Jason, give us a try just tell me what you want 1340 01:20:00.792 --> 01:20:01.834 I wanna be happy. 1341 01:20:02.458 --> 01:20:05.041 Well, I can’t help you with that. 1342 01:20:05.041 --> 01:20:08.500 I respect your decision and if you change you mind, let me know. 1343 01:20:09.250 --> 01:20:10.417 I’m sorry it didn’t work out. 1344 01:20:12.750 --> 01:20:13.583 I know. 1345 01:20:14.542 --> 01:20:16.333 I'm sure our paths will cross again. 1346 01:20:16.875 --> 01:20:17.792 I hope so. 1347 01:20:19.583 --> 01:20:20.959 Take care Jason. 1348 01:20:21.625 --> 01:20:22.458 Thanks, Diana. 1349 01:20:23.500 --> 01:20:26.083 (somber music) 1350 01:21:10.834 --> 01:21:11.834 - Mr. Jason. 1351 01:21:14.542 --> 01:21:15.417 I have a question. 1352 01:21:17.709 --> 01:21:20.000 - I'm sorry, class is over. 1353 01:21:20.000 --> 01:21:20.834 - Oh. 1354 01:21:22.083 --> 01:21:24.834 - But I can stay if you need some private tutoring. 1355 01:21:26.041 --> 01:21:27.542 - Well I have a question 1356 01:21:27.542 --> 01:21:29.542 about why you became a teacher. 1357 01:21:31.834 --> 01:21:33.208 - Okay. 1358 01:21:33.208 --> 01:21:34.875 - So I looked you up online 1359 01:21:35.792 --> 01:21:37.583 and I thought it was kinda strange 1360 01:21:37.583 --> 01:21:40.542 that you would go from a high paying job 1361 01:21:40.542 --> 01:21:43.750 to a book deal that made you even more money 1362 01:21:43.750 --> 01:21:44.583 to a teacher? 1363 01:21:45.458 --> 01:21:48.333 We all know that teachers don't get paid very much. 1364 01:21:48.333 --> 01:21:50.625 - Well, I will give you an A for research. 1365 01:21:54.917 --> 01:21:57.959 I saved what I earned as a flight director 1366 01:21:57.959 --> 01:22:02.834 and after a very successful book deal, thank you, I retired. 1367 01:22:05.000 --> 01:22:06.875 - Doesn't look like you retired to me. 1368 01:22:08.000 --> 01:22:08.834 - This? 1369 01:22:10.417 --> 01:22:11.291 This is fun. 1370 01:22:12.417 --> 01:22:15.834 I get to get students like you excited 1371 01:22:15.834 --> 01:22:17.375 about science and space 1372 01:22:18.375 --> 01:22:20.458 and I'm working on book two. 1373 01:22:20.458 --> 01:22:23.083 - Well, I'm a big fan of the first book. 1374 01:22:24.458 --> 01:22:26.583 Where does Captain Beansprout go this time? 1375 01:22:28.041 --> 01:22:29.750 - I don't wanna give it away. 1376 01:22:29.750 --> 01:22:30.709 - No. 1377 01:22:30.709 --> 01:22:33.000 - But where no sprout has gone before. 1378 01:22:35.500 --> 01:22:36.875 - I do have one complaint. 1379 01:22:38.291 --> 01:22:39.125 - What? 1380 01:22:40.250 --> 01:22:43.834 - Well, it just seems that Captain Beansprout 1381 01:22:43.834 --> 01:22:47.000 must be lonely, up in space all alone. 1382 01:22:49.333 --> 01:22:51.083 Was there ever a co-captain Bean 1383 01:22:52.208 --> 01:22:55.291 or a squash or a carrot? 1384 01:22:56.792 --> 01:22:59.291 - Well, there was a co-captain Bean 1385 01:23:00.125 --> 01:23:01.333 but it didn't work out. 1386 01:23:03.709 --> 01:23:04.542 - Why not? 1387 01:23:07.750 --> 01:23:09.542 - The captain didn't know what he wanted 1388 01:23:09.542 --> 01:23:10.750 until it was too late. 1389 01:23:12.333 --> 01:23:14.583 She ran off with some tomato. 1390 01:23:16.875 --> 01:23:17.709 - Not a tomato. 1391 01:23:23.458 --> 01:23:25.500 I would love to hear more about the book. 1392 01:23:26.875 --> 01:23:28.375 Is there anyway that I can schedule 1393 01:23:28.375 --> 01:23:29.500 some out of class time? 1394 01:23:32.709 --> 01:23:34.291 - So how'd things go with Mitch? 1395 01:23:37.250 --> 01:23:39.208 - We dated for a few months 1396 01:23:39.208 --> 01:23:41.834 and then when he asked me to move in with him, 1397 01:23:41.834 --> 01:23:42.667 I panicked. 1398 01:23:44.166 --> 01:23:45.000 Yeah. 1399 01:23:45.000 --> 01:23:47.041 - Sort of like saying I love you too early. 1400 01:23:48.250 --> 01:23:49.208 - Right, yeah. 1401 01:23:49.208 --> 01:23:50.500 Everything's about timing. 1402 01:23:53.709 --> 01:23:56.333 - I'm sorry I threw up on you at the Christmas party. 1403 01:23:57.709 --> 01:23:59.250 - What? 1404 01:23:59.250 --> 01:24:01.542 What made you think of that? 1405 01:24:01.542 --> 01:24:04.959 (reflective piano music) 1406 01:24:06.500 --> 01:24:08.917 - When I met your sister, 1407 01:24:08.917 --> 01:24:11.208 she took great pleasure in reminding me. 1408 01:24:12.875 --> 01:24:14.542 - Yeah, she's got an evil streak. 1409 01:24:15.750 --> 01:24:16.583 She does. 1410 01:24:18.500 --> 01:24:20.417 - It's really good to see you, though. 1411 01:24:21.625 --> 01:24:22.458 - You, too. 1412 01:24:24.333 --> 01:24:25.166 Too long. 1413 01:24:26.583 --> 01:24:30.250 ♪ How many watching ♪ 1414 01:24:30.250 --> 01:24:34.291 ♪ Will make a tree worth growing ♪ 1415 01:24:34.291 --> 01:24:38.125 ♪ Is it three or four ♪ 1416 01:24:38.125 --> 01:24:43.125 ♪ Or a 100 more ♪ 1417 01:24:43.291 --> 01:24:47.417 ♪ Call me foolish ♪ 1418 01:24:47.417 --> 01:24:51.208 ♪ Call me naive ♪ 1419 01:24:51.208 --> 01:24:56.208 ♪ But one is good enough for me ♪ 1420 01:24:59.959 --> 01:25:03.375 ♪ I may forget that this ♪