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- I believe... I truthfully
believe that reality television
has saved television.

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I... You know, actors,
writers, producers,
directors, agents,

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we all aspire to the truth,
you know?

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And what greater truth
is there than reality?

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Even when it's scripted.

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[indistinct radio chatter]

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[TV]: You've gotta hand it
to Coach Ty Carhart
for breaking this team's long...

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...and turning this team
into a real...

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- Alright.
Well, that's all of it, Jaynie.

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- You better get home,
or your mom's gonna kill me.
And remember--

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- I know, I know.
Vance wasn't here.

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- Right.
- Thanks! Bye, Vance.
Great game tonight!

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- Bye, kidlet.
I'm gonna go up
and try tweaking the dish,

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see if we can get
some reception.

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Uh... babe, I know it's weird,
but are you sure you're okay?

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I mean, with his release
and everything?

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- I'm okay.

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Some dads give interviews
to Fox Sports,
and some to parole boards.

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[chuckling]
Mm...

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- You know,
when this show hits the air,

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you're gonna be the next
Blanca Champion, baby.

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[scoffing]
- Vance.

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She's skanky and blonde
and rich.
We have nothing in common.

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- Whoa, not true.
You both have smokin' hot
little booties.

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- Come on.
We have to close up.

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Then I can focus
all my attention on you.

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Go fix the dish
while I turn off the lights
on the trails.

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- Okay, roger that.
I can get the lights, too.
Just finish up in here. Really.

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- I'll do it. I'll do it.
Don't take too long.

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- Hurry, please.
[laughing]

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- Couldn't wait, huh?

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Very funny, Vance.

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Come on,
you know I hate this shit.

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Vance?

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[shouting]

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[screaming]

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[screaming]

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- Ah!

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[exclaiming]

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[whimpering]

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- Come on, Vance.
[whimpering]

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♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

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♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

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♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

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♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

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[screaming]

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♪ Everybody's looking
but nobody knows ♪

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♪ Why I got blood
on my clothes ♪

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♪ But I feel good
and it shows ♪

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♪ Sun's out guns out
That's the way I like ♪

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♪ Run now run now
Got you in my sights ♪

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♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

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♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

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♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

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♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

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This is Margo Moorehead,
reporting live outside
the Culver City Courthouse,

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where it looks
like even more bad news
for Blanca Champion.

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On the heels
of her well-publicized bout
with exhaustion

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come allegations of assault
and battery from John Jordan,

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a production assistant
on the set of her new movie,
Hush, Hush.

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As expected,
Jordan filed suit today against
Champion and Affiliated Studios.

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Allegedly, Champion found
a green-tea latte
not to her liking.

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That's when sources say
Champion proceeded to hurl the
scalding-hot drink at Jordan,

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causing second-degree burns
from his torso,

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well, down to his more delicate
regions.

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In a statement
released this morning,

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Champion swears the beverage
was only lukewarm,

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which is, indeed,
why she threw it at him
in the first place.

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This is Margo Moorehead,
reporting...

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- Hey.
- Where exactly did you burn?
Show us again.

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- I, uh...
I was starting to think
that I'd never work again.

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- Oh, stop it, stop it.
Come on. Ahem.

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- Alright, I'm excited.
Tell me about this job.
- I'm serious, okay?

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It's a great concept
for a reality show.
Now, picture this:

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a small border town,
the high-school hockey team

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on a 100-year losing streak
winds up with a star forward.

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For the first time
in the school's history,

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they got a shot
at the State Championship.
Production's running behind.

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They need a solid director,
and I told them you're the guy.

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- Underdog sports team,
kid makes good. I like it.

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- I knew it. I knew it.
Now get this.

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The team's called
The Gold Diggers.

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They're from this tiny,
little town called White Plains
in North Dakota--

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- North Dakota? Oh, wow.

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Uh... border town
kinda makes it sound
like... Mexico.

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Uh... I don't know, Seaton.

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I'm from San Diego.
I think I might freeze
my ass off.

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- I know. I get it, okay?
Now get over it.

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And besides, the network
would really consider this one
a favour.

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And, actually,
there's one more thing.
- What?

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- Blanca Champion's gonna be
up there with you.

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- Blanca Champion?
- Her next movie's with
the network's film division,

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and she's playing
a reality-television director

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who uncovers
some major political scandal.

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Haven't read the script yet.
She wants to do
the whole method thing,

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you know, be taken seriously
as an actress.

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And since you and Blanca
work so well together,

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the network thought
that she could observe you.

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- Work well together?
Seaton, I...

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I was her production assistant
on her first movie.

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I was a glorified babysitter.
I doubt she even remembers me.

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- Well, guess what.
Not only does she remember you,
she loves, loves the idea.

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She says this time around,
she could be your PA.

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Besides,
with all the bad publicity
she's been getting lately,

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she could use
a little babysitting.

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- Seaton,
let me get this straight.

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You want me to go
to a remote town in a red state
that borders Canada

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with Blanca Champion pretending
to fetch people coffee? What?

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Seaton, that's ridiculous.
I... I'm not that broke.

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And to be honest with you,
life is too short.
And how's it even possible?

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You know what it's like
going out in public with her.
Draws crowds like The Beatles.

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- No, no, no,
that's the beauty, Jake.

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The townspeople
have already signed
non-disclosure agreements.

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You and Blanca are gonna be
in the middle of nowhere.
Only studio publicity knows.

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And by the time the World Press
gets wind of it,
your show will be wrapped.

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And best of all,
they're gonna pay your rate.
Yeah-ha. Yeah, you're welcome.

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[scoffing]

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- Can I bring my dog?

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- My name is Nik and I am a PA
on the show Digger Fever.

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White Plains is the kind of city
that...

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people in Middle America
make fun of.

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[whimpering]

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- There you go, buddy.
How you doing, buddy?

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I missed you, yeah.
I missed you.

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- Hey, you must be Jake.
I'm Greg, the production's UPM.

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- Hey, man.
Nice to meet you.

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- It's about a six-hour drive
to White Plains from here.

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- I was surprised
there was no other crew
on the plane.

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- Well, most of the crew arrived
the Monday before last.

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It's been pretty intense here
with all that's happened.

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- Why? What's happened?
- One of the local girls
just got killed.

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ATV accident.

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Town folk pretty much
freaked out when Ted,
our first director,

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tried to get exclusive
with them about it.

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- Wait.
Ted... your first director?
So I'm... I'm replacing him?

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- Dude, those agent types
aren't too big
on full disclosure, are they?

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[radio]:
We're taking a poll this morning
on Good Morning White Plains.

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Bob Hansen, you're...
[honking]

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- Jake, this intersection's
a good landmark.

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It's exactly 39 miles
from your cabin.

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The mini-market on the right
is where we do
most of our shopping.

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- Is this the place?
- Yeah, almost.

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It's about another mile
and a half down this road.

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The second door on your right's
the bedroom.

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You're sharing this place
with Lee,
our executive producer.

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Oh, by the way,
Lee wants to meet you in an hour
at the local diner

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for a production meeting.

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- Uh, okay. Um...
so it's just me and Lee here?

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Is... is he here right now?

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Yeah, uh, she, and no.

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She's actually sleeping
at one of the other crew cabins,

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but we're not supposed
to know about that.

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Got map and directions...
and keys.

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Peace out, brother.

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- Bongo...
what did I just get us into?

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- I generally tell my clients
what they need to know.

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And... and Jake needed a job,
and, um... and he got it.

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- I can't hear...
You're gonna have to speak up.

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I can't hear you.

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Hello? Sit.

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Oh, piece of crap.

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- You must be Jake.
I'm Phoebe, Lee's assistant.

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We're totally excited
you're here.

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- Jake, I'm Lee Tyson,
the show's producer.

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Thank you for getting here
so quick.

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Hey, Phoebe, do me a favour.
Will you go call
the equipment house,

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see where the rest
of our stuff is?

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- Sure. I'll be right back.

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- Okay, look, here's the deal:

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these people think we are here
to shoot a reality show

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about their loser hockey team
making good.

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But some girl kills herself
joy riding at night,

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probably drunk on moonshine
or something.

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Everyone's all bent out of shape
about this except Coach Carhart,

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who only cares about winning
the championship.

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Now, did I mention the ex-coach,
Hansen?

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He's a flippin' loon
who just got out prison

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for "accidentally" killing
his wife 10 years ago.

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Carhart's son was banging
Hansen's daughter.

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Hansen's daughter...

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ends up dead.
It's fucking gold.

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- Wow. Yeah, um...

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that's... that's a lot
of information.

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Uh... you know, Lee, I...
I kind of liked the whole
underdog-hockey-team angle.

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Uh, not really such a fan
of messing with people's heads.

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- And I am telling you
that I want you to go
to that high school

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and shoot me a fuckin' show
about these crazy coaches
and their beer-guzzling buddies.

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Got it?

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- Seaton Brookstone's office.
- Hello? Hey, Shannon.

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Hey, it's Jake. Is Seaton in?

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- Hi, Jake.
Having a bad time hearing you.

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Not a good connection.
I don't have Seaton right now.
He's in a meeting.

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- Yeah, I'm sure he is.
Listen, Shannon, I...

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This is the first time
I've had any bars on my phone
since I landed.

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Something...
something's off here,
and I really need to talk to him

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before I go in
and start this thing up.
Have him call me, please?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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♪ What am I doin' doin'
doin' doin' doin' doin' here ♪

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♪ Oh oh oh oh
♪ Is it too late to back out
♪ Is it too late to back out

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- I think we're crew.
- Excuse me?

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- I'm Keir,
your camera assistant.

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Or at least I think so.

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'Cause no one spends
that much money on sunglasses
around here.

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So I figure you're Jake, right?
- Uh... I... I am.

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Um... and I got these for free
off my last show.

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I was, um... I was worried
they were a bit too fancy
for me.

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- No, you pull them off well.

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- Can I talk you into maybe...
showing me around this place?

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- So did you meet Lee?

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- Oh, yeah.
[laughter]

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- Yeah, she's quite a lady.
And I use the term loosely.

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Look, before we go in, uh...

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I don't mean to cross any lines,
but can I show you something?

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- Yeah, sure.

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[bell ringing]

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- I'm dying to Google
these people.

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I don't know
if you've tried yet,

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but it's impossible to get
on the internet up here.

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I've tried the dial-up,
like, 30 times,

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only to get knocked off
after 10 seconds.

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- This is the girl that died.

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Jaynie, right?
- Yeah.

226
00:14:44.971 --> 00:14:47.495
This girl's death was just...

227
00:14:47.538 --> 00:14:49.192
so violent.

228
00:14:50.019 --> 00:14:53.936
- So you started checking
into the town's history...
hoping to find what?

229
00:14:53.980 --> 00:14:56.417
- I don't know,
but let's just say
for a town this small,

230
00:14:56.460 --> 00:14:58.985
this place has had its share
of death and drama.

231
00:15:01.074 --> 00:15:04.425
"Left behind are Ty Carhart
and his two-year-old, Vance,

232
00:15:04.468 --> 00:15:07.471
the surviving twin.
Father and son
were in Whiskey River,

233
00:15:07.515 --> 00:15:09.952
picking up supplies
when the accident happened."

234
00:15:11.127 --> 00:15:13.956
This is Carhart...
the hockey coach?

235
00:15:14.565 --> 00:15:17.742
- Yep.
- I mean, this is...
an awful story, all of it.

236
00:15:17.786 --> 00:15:22.008
But... I don't really get
what it has to do
with this ATV accident.

237
00:15:23.357 --> 00:15:26.186
- You two have to leave. Now!

238
00:15:26.795 --> 00:15:30.668
- Jaynie Hansen's death, um,
you know, where...
where I'm from,

239
00:15:30.712 --> 00:15:33.715
you get a cut, a scrape,
a broken leg,
is considered an accident.

240
00:15:33.758 --> 00:15:37.240
What happened to her...
I don't think
that was an accident.

241
00:15:40.461 --> 00:15:42.289
- Five, six, here we go.

242
00:15:42.332 --> 00:15:44.944
♪ Gold Diggers go

243
00:15:44.987 --> 00:15:46.858
♪ We thought we had forever

244
00:15:46.902 --> 00:15:49.644
- Vance, you need to focus!
♪ Well I don't want it to end

245
00:15:49.687 --> 00:15:52.125
- That's Carhart,
the hockey coach?
- Yep.

246
00:15:52.168 --> 00:15:55.128
- We're not gonna beat
Eagle Ridge unless you show
some hustle, boy!

247
00:15:55.171 --> 00:15:58.392
Maybe we ought to take
this practice outside,
run a few laps.

248
00:15:58.435 --> 00:16:00.785
Then you'll play like men
instead of wussies.

249
00:16:00.829 --> 00:16:02.222
- Come on, Coach.

250
00:16:03.353 --> 00:16:06.922
- That kid's not getting much
of a mourning period, huh?
- Come on!

251
00:16:06.966 --> 00:16:08.837
- Is that Luke? Luke!

252
00:16:10.056 --> 00:16:13.059
- Jake! Ha-ha!
- I didn't know
you were on this show, man.

253
00:16:13.102 --> 00:16:15.931
- Thank God you're here, dude.
These people are a bunch
of freaks!

254
00:16:15.975 --> 00:16:19.065
- We did a show called Your Town
over in Miami a few years ago.
- Yeah.

255
00:16:19.108 --> 00:16:21.981
- How's the rest of the crew?
- Let me put it to you this way.

256
00:16:22.024 --> 00:16:24.374
Our sound guy's a local hire
who lives in his car.

257
00:16:24.418 --> 00:16:26.115
- We should get going
'cause Lee's gonna get here,

258
00:16:26.159 --> 00:16:28.117
and that woman,
we do not want to piss off.

259
00:16:28.161 --> 00:16:30.859
- Alright, man.
[both]: Good to see you. Yeah.
- See you in a bit.

260
00:16:40.651 --> 00:16:42.218
- What the...?

261
00:16:42.262 --> 00:16:43.872
- Here he is!

262
00:16:43.915 --> 00:16:46.048
- How you doin', man? Alright.

263
00:16:46.092 --> 00:16:49.051
- Jake, looks like
you already met Keir.

264
00:16:49.530 --> 00:16:52.315
This is Daphne,
our story producer.

265
00:16:52.359 --> 00:16:54.317
And this is Mike,
your sound guy.

266
00:16:54.361 --> 00:16:57.494
- Hey, man, have we worked
together before?

267
00:16:57.538 --> 00:17:00.019
- What?
- Hi, Jake.

268
00:17:00.062 --> 00:17:03.239
- Hi.
- I know it's trèsgeeky to say,
but I love your work.

269
00:17:03.283 --> 00:17:05.111
I'm so excited
you're on this project.

270
00:17:05.154 --> 00:17:08.853
Back on the Ranch
is my favourite show. Was.

271
00:17:08.896 --> 00:17:11.595
- Uh, well, thank you.
I'm glad you liked it.
I did, too.

272
00:17:11.638 --> 00:17:13.597
- Alright, the only one missing
is Nik, our PA.

273
00:17:13.641 --> 00:17:15.295
But he went to Winnipeg
to pick up Blanca.

274
00:17:15.338 --> 00:17:18.079
- She's arriving by helicopter.
Isn't that cool?

275
00:17:18.124 --> 00:17:21.040
- Yeah, it's very cool.
- I was the first one here,

276
00:17:21.083 --> 00:17:25.521
so if you want the backstory
on anyone, cast or crew,
come to me.

277
00:17:25.566 --> 00:17:27.872
- Hi, Daphne!
Is she here yet?

278
00:17:27.915 --> 00:17:30.136
- Almost! That's Erin,
the head cheerleader.

279
00:17:30.179 --> 00:17:32.138
She's very excited
to meet Blanca.

280
00:17:32.181 --> 00:17:35.924
- Blanca Champion is coming
to White Plains
to do research for a movie role.

281
00:17:35.967 --> 00:17:39.623
She's playing a reality-TV
director who uncovers
some big political scandal.

282
00:17:45.412 --> 00:17:49.546
[players shouting]
- I can't even begin
to believe this.

283
00:18:13.092 --> 00:18:15.833
- Oh, I...
I'll be right back. Okay.

284
00:18:18.749 --> 00:18:20.403
- Hi, Blanca.

285
00:18:21.752 --> 00:18:24.059
- Hi, Scooby.
- Hi.

286
00:18:24.103 --> 00:18:26.540
- Hi.
- Uh...

287
00:18:26.583 --> 00:18:28.455
what the hell are you wearing?

288
00:18:28.498 --> 00:18:30.892
- I was told to dress sexy.
- By who? Seaton?

289
00:18:30.935 --> 00:18:34.635
- It's being handled,
right, sweetheart?
- Handled!

290
00:18:34.678 --> 00:18:38.204
- Ms. Champion,
I am so excited to meet you.

291
00:18:38.247 --> 00:18:40.162
I... I...
I am your biggest fan.

292
00:18:40.206 --> 00:18:43.818
You are a personal hero to me.
Do you think you can sign this,
please?

293
00:18:44.384 --> 00:18:47.169
- Sure, sweetie.
- Um...

294
00:18:47.213 --> 00:18:50.216
I know it's none of my business,
but you two were so close.

295
00:18:50.259 --> 00:18:52.087
Why were you fighting?

296
00:18:52.131 --> 00:18:54.698
- Because she's a cunt.
- Okay.

297
00:18:54.742 --> 00:18:57.005
Uh, excuse us for a second.
We're just gonna...

298
00:18:58.789 --> 00:19:01.096
- Um, I'm a big fan, too.

299
00:19:01.140 --> 00:19:02.576
- Yeah?

300
00:19:03.446 --> 00:19:05.187
- We'll have a little talk,
shall we?

301
00:19:05.231 --> 00:19:07.798
- Okay. Easy, Scooby.
You're turning me on.

302
00:19:07.842 --> 00:19:10.192
- Please don't call me Scooby.

303
00:19:10.236 --> 00:19:12.368
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

304
00:19:13.543 --> 00:19:16.633
Hey, buddy, um,
do you mind excusing us
for a second?

305
00:19:17.286 --> 00:19:21.508
- Hey, sexy.
I like where those shorts
cup your little ass.

306
00:19:22.683 --> 00:19:24.859
It's delicious.

307
00:19:24.902 --> 00:19:26.556
[giggling]

308
00:19:27.557 --> 00:19:30.560
- Blanca...
do you even remember me?

309
00:19:30.604 --> 00:19:34.260
- I'm sorry.
Are we in the boys' locker room?
It stinks in here. Blech!

310
00:19:34.303 --> 00:19:37.654
- Yeah. No, I know this isn't,
uh, exactly ideal,

311
00:19:37.698 --> 00:19:40.657
but I hear if we make it
through the next few weeks
on our best behaviour,

312
00:19:40.701 --> 00:19:42.920
we're gonna score big bonus
points with the studio.

313
00:19:42.964 --> 00:19:46.315
- Ooh, what's best behaviour?
- Well, it's probably, uh,

314
00:19:46.359 --> 00:19:48.883
not using the "C" word in front
of the small-town cheerleaders.

315
00:19:48.926 --> 00:19:51.625
- Oh, God.
They're dealing with some
heavy shit around here.

316
00:19:51.668 --> 00:19:55.585
A local girl recently got killed
in an accident, so the people
are pretty shook up.

317
00:19:55.629 --> 00:19:57.283
- Alright, whatever.

318
00:19:59.502 --> 00:20:02.113
Okay, you know what?
I get it.

319
00:20:02.157 --> 00:20:06.292
And I'm serious
about this movie research stuff,
okay?

320
00:20:06.335 --> 00:20:08.250
I'm sick of playing
dopey teenagers.

321
00:20:08.294 --> 00:20:10.600
I have to nail this.
We're cool.

322
00:20:10.644 --> 00:20:13.037
- Alright. Oh, hey, and uh,

323
00:20:13.081 --> 00:20:17.390
it's kinda cold in here,
so you may want to rethink
the whole mini-skirt thing.

324
00:20:17.433 --> 00:20:19.522
- Fuck off.
- Okay. Nice. Very nice.

325
00:20:19.566 --> 00:20:22.743
- Blanca Champion. Wow!
- I'd say we have
a pretty unique connection.

326
00:20:22.786 --> 00:20:26.921
I mean, how many guys can say
that they've carried
all 28 pieces of her luggage?

327
00:20:26.964 --> 00:20:32.056
- She's, uh...
she's very, uh...
I... How to say this?

328
00:20:32.100 --> 00:20:35.538
- I held her hand. Well, I...
I blocked her hand.

329
00:20:36.583 --> 00:20:40.021
Yeah, she was trying to hit me.
It was my fault.
I made a mistake.

330
00:20:40.064 --> 00:20:41.849
But, yeah, I mean,
we're pretty close.

331
00:20:41.892 --> 00:20:43.938
[music playing]
[crowd cheering]

332
00:20:46.419 --> 00:20:49.378
[indistinct announcer chatter]

333
00:20:53.991 --> 00:20:56.690
- ...Vance Carhart scores again!

334
00:20:56.733 --> 00:20:58.474
By the way,
ladies and gentlemen,

335
00:20:58.518 --> 00:21:00.781
don't forget
to look for yourself
on television this fall

336
00:21:00.824 --> 00:21:05.002
as the Diggers star
in Digger Fever,
their very own reality show.

337
00:21:05.046 --> 00:21:07.614
- Yeah! Oh!
[indistinct announcer chatter]

338
00:21:07.657 --> 00:21:09.877
- We are just so blessed
by Jesus Christ,

339
00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:12.706
and I know that he really wants
us to win State.

340
00:21:12.749 --> 00:21:15.099
- I'm sorry, but I gotta ask.
What can you tell me

341
00:21:15.143 --> 00:21:18.320
about your friend Jaynie's death
or her father's release
from prison?

342
00:21:18.364 --> 00:21:20.540
- Um...

343
00:21:20.583 --> 00:21:23.064
I don't think I'm supposed
to talk about that.

344
00:21:23.934 --> 00:21:26.197
- Erin, let's wrap this up.

345
00:21:27.503 --> 00:21:29.200
- I have to go now.

346
00:21:30.550 --> 00:21:35.903
- You know... I don't even want
to tell you what I saw
down in that boiler room.

347
00:21:35.946 --> 00:21:38.732
- The townspeople are all
up in my grill because...

348
00:21:38.775 --> 00:21:42.301
I've got my crew asking
questions that aren't
just about hockey.

349
00:21:42.344 --> 00:21:45.129
Give me a break.
Do these people don't even own
a fucking television?

350
00:21:45.173 --> 00:21:47.784
It's not like the show's
for the fucking Nature Channel,
people.

351
00:22:29.652 --> 00:22:31.785
[screaming]

352
00:22:34.178 --> 00:22:36.398
[screaming]

353
00:22:42.665 --> 00:22:44.580
[screaming]

354
00:23:00.204 --> 00:23:02.250
[up-tempo music]

355
00:23:05.601 --> 00:23:07.298
- Where are we even going,
anyways?

356
00:23:07.342 --> 00:23:10.084
And I can't believe
this is the crew van.
So lame.

357
00:23:10.127 --> 00:23:12.521
- It's a low-budget show.
The school let us use this
for free.

358
00:23:12.565 --> 00:23:16.133
- Look, guys, if this is
what the kids are talking about,
this is the story to follow.

359
00:23:16.177 --> 00:23:18.440
Everyone we've talked to
has brought up this Hansen guy.

360
00:23:18.484 --> 00:23:21.835
- Does anyone know how long
this guy's been outta prison?
- Less than a month.

361
00:23:21.878 --> 00:23:26.666
- Do I need to remind you
that I'm on a 10-hour schedule
and I don't do overtime?

362
00:23:26.709 --> 00:23:28.232
- Okay.

363
00:23:28.276 --> 00:23:29.799
Thanks, Mike.

364
00:23:29.843 --> 00:23:32.236
- Whatever.
- Nik, any idea
where this cabin is?

365
00:23:32.280 --> 00:23:35.457
- Erin said we can't miss it.
Should be just off the lake.

366
00:24:05.661 --> 00:24:07.228
- Hello?

367
00:24:13.843 --> 00:24:15.497
Coach Hansen?

368
00:24:34.168 --> 00:24:36.866
Hi. Uh, my name's Jake Tanner,

369
00:24:36.910 --> 00:24:39.347
and, um, we're in town
shooting a show--

370
00:24:39.390 --> 00:24:42.393
- "Wash me thoroughly
from my iniquity
and cleanse me from my sin.

371
00:24:42.437 --> 00:24:47.311
Against Thee have I only sinned
and done that which is evil
in Thy sight."

372
00:24:47.355 --> 00:24:49.444
- This is fucking scary as shit.

373
00:24:49.488 --> 00:24:52.926
- I'm just gonna put
this microphone on you
right here, okay? Ah!

374
00:24:52.969 --> 00:24:56.886
- Get the hell outta here.
I didn't invite you here.
This is private property.

375
00:24:58.584 --> 00:25:00.934
I said get the hell out!

376
00:25:00.977 --> 00:25:03.327
- Okay, okay. Sorry.
- All of ya!

377
00:25:03.371 --> 00:25:07.070
- Didn't mean to bother you.
We don't want any trouble.
- I want my microphone.

378
00:25:07.114 --> 00:25:11.248
- Just leave it.
- I'm billing the production.
- Just leave it.

379
00:25:13.424 --> 00:25:16.427
- Man, I've done a lot of shows
where they picketed us.
Like Your Town Seattle,

380
00:25:16.471 --> 00:25:18.473
they didn't want us there.
But this? This place...

381
00:25:18.517 --> 00:25:20.823
- You'd think
they don't even want an economy.

382
00:25:20.867 --> 00:25:25.175
I mean, they just wanna,
you know, sit around and,
you know... eat elk.

383
00:25:25.219 --> 00:25:26.873
- And the ex-coach,

384
00:25:26.916 --> 00:25:29.832
he looks like the villain
from the Scooby Doo cartoons.
Weird.

385
00:25:29.876 --> 00:25:33.357
- That reality-TV crew
should've been following me
around, you know?

386
00:25:33.401 --> 00:25:36.273
While they were out talking
to Jaynie Hansen's crazy dad,

387
00:25:36.317 --> 00:25:39.668
I was finding the cheerleading
coach's body all mangled
in the woodshop.

388
00:25:39.712 --> 00:25:42.584
Now that would've made
for some great television,
you know?

389
00:25:43.585 --> 00:25:46.457
I took some footage
with my camera phone
if you guys wanna buy it.

390
00:25:46.501 --> 00:25:49.591
- Honestly, I'd like to know
where the fuck my crew was

391
00:25:49.635 --> 00:25:52.681
when that shloop was finding
a body in the woodshop.

392
00:25:52.725 --> 00:25:56.119
Probably asking some little kid
about the thrill of victory.

393
00:26:04.650 --> 00:26:07.391
I don't give a fuck who she is.
Her agent... Wait a minute.

394
00:26:07.435 --> 00:26:09.393
That asshole is your agent, too,
isn't he? Yeah.

395
00:26:09.437 --> 00:26:12.135
He made me pay her as a PA
while she does her research.

396
00:26:12.179 --> 00:26:14.355
So guess what that means.
She needs to work

397
00:26:14.398 --> 00:26:16.487
like a fucking PA,
so this is how it's gonna go.

398
00:26:16.531 --> 00:26:19.229
As long as she's on my payroll,
remember this.

399
00:26:19.273 --> 00:26:21.318
- Will do.
- I wanna know when she naps,

400
00:26:21.362 --> 00:26:23.407
where she naps
and how long she naps.

401
00:26:23.451 --> 00:26:26.019
You're gonna write it down,
deduct it from her paycheque.
Got it?

402
00:26:26.062 --> 00:26:28.543
[scoffing]
- Lee, why don't you give her
a break?

403
00:26:28.587 --> 00:26:30.589
She travelled all night.
- That's just great.

404
00:26:30.632 --> 00:26:33.853
What do you want to do?
Give her a fucking bottle
and change her diapers, too?

405
00:26:37.552 --> 00:26:40.424
- Mister?
- Hey. What's up, buddy?

406
00:26:40.468 --> 00:26:42.601
- It wasn't an accident.

407
00:26:43.645 --> 00:26:45.342
- Okay, I'm listening.

408
00:26:45.386 --> 00:26:48.345
- Jaynie used to take me
cross-country skiing there
all the time.

409
00:26:48.389 --> 00:26:50.086
She knew that place.

410
00:26:51.000 --> 00:26:54.003
I heard something
when I was leaving that night.

411
00:26:54.961 --> 00:26:56.919
But I didn't do nothin'.

412
00:26:56.963 --> 00:26:59.139
- Well, you know what I think?

413
00:26:59.182 --> 00:27:01.707
I think you're one
brave little guy
for telling me that.

414
00:27:03.491 --> 00:27:06.146
I'm gonna do some asking around.
Cool?

415
00:27:06.189 --> 00:27:07.843
- Cool.
- Come on.

416
00:27:11.281 --> 00:27:15.329
- You know, if... you know,
if you wanna nap,

417
00:27:15.372 --> 00:27:18.724
then, uh,
the bed in my camper is...

418
00:27:18.767 --> 00:27:21.509
it's a lot more comfortable
than here.

419
00:27:21.552 --> 00:27:23.903
- I'm fine here, fuck face.
But thanks.

420
00:27:40.310 --> 00:27:42.356
[wind whistling]

421
00:27:53.889 --> 00:27:55.848
- Lee?

422
00:27:55.891 --> 00:27:57.588
You home?

423
00:28:01.549 --> 00:28:04.073
Ah... Hey, buddy.

424
00:28:04.117 --> 00:28:06.032
How you doing?
[whimpering]

425
00:28:06.075 --> 00:28:09.688
Yeah, you wanna go outside,
don't you? Alright.

426
00:28:09.731 --> 00:28:12.168
Alright, come on.
Come on, Bongo.

427
00:28:14.649 --> 00:28:16.520
Oh, shit!

428
00:28:16.564 --> 00:28:18.827
Oh, Jesus Christ,
you scared the hell outta me.

429
00:28:18.871 --> 00:28:22.657
- Don't go digging up shit
you don't know nothing about.

430
00:28:23.832 --> 00:28:25.486
- I'm sorry, what?
- You heard me!

431
00:28:25.529 --> 00:28:27.749
It's a small town,
we all talk to each other.

432
00:28:27.793 --> 00:28:30.404
I don't care to hear
none of the shit
Coach Hansen is spinning.

433
00:28:30.447 --> 00:28:32.972
He's an ex-con...
and a murderer.

434
00:28:34.234 --> 00:28:36.236
Are we clear?

435
00:28:37.367 --> 00:28:39.848
- Yeah... we're clear.

436
00:28:44.418 --> 00:28:48.030
- I don't want to accuse
Vance's dad of having anything
to do with these killings,

437
00:28:48.074 --> 00:28:50.772
but... I have a weird inkling
that there....

438
00:28:50.816 --> 00:28:52.556
there's some connection there.

439
00:28:58.824 --> 00:29:00.564
[sighing]

440
00:29:00.608 --> 00:29:02.958
- Jesus Christ.
[Bongo whimpering]

441
00:29:20.410 --> 00:29:22.282
[whimpering]

442
00:29:35.991 --> 00:29:37.688
[moaning]

443
00:29:47.307 --> 00:29:49.962
Oh, wow. Uh, Jesus. Sorry.

444
00:29:50.005 --> 00:29:51.746
- Nice timing, douchebag.

445
00:29:51.790 --> 00:29:54.793
- Um, we were just gonna go
get a beer or whatnot.

446
00:29:54.836 --> 00:29:56.925
You should totally come.

447
00:29:56.969 --> 00:29:58.840
- Okay.

448
00:30:03.845 --> 00:30:05.629
- You're so bad.
[laughter]

449
00:30:10.330 --> 00:30:12.375
[pop music playing]

450
00:30:20.731 --> 00:30:23.909
- I'm fairly certain
that Blanca chick wants me.

451
00:30:25.736 --> 00:30:27.695
I have that extra sense,
you know.

452
00:30:27.738 --> 00:30:30.002
Like, I can smell blood
a mile away.

453
00:30:30.045 --> 00:30:32.526
I knew something was rotten
in Bismarck.

454
00:30:32.569 --> 00:30:35.877
Sheriff says she was in there
for hours before I found her.

455
00:30:35.921 --> 00:30:37.792
- Has anyone told her husband?

456
00:30:37.836 --> 00:30:40.012
- Nah. He's downstate
on a timber run.

457
00:30:40.055 --> 00:30:42.144
I tried him on the C.B.,
but no luck.

458
00:30:42.188 --> 00:30:44.233
- Who are you guys
talking about?

459
00:30:44.277 --> 00:30:47.584
- There was... an accident
up at the school.

460
00:30:47.628 --> 00:30:50.326
Miss Falls,
the cheerleading coach.

461
00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:53.677
- Decapitated.
Heartbeat-less.

462
00:30:53.721 --> 00:30:56.071
- I get it. It's awful.

463
00:30:56.115 --> 00:30:59.509
- Look, uh, what do you say
we cut outta here?

464
00:30:59.553 --> 00:31:01.816
Let's go for a midnight swim.

465
00:31:01.860 --> 00:31:04.514
- I'd say, "Hell, yeah."
- I'll get our coats.

466
00:31:09.737 --> 00:31:12.522
- No good can come
of you staying here.

467
00:31:12.566 --> 00:31:15.090
Mark my words and leave now.

468
00:31:15.874 --> 00:31:17.876
All of you.
- Hey!

469
00:31:18.572 --> 00:31:21.270
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on, man.

470
00:31:22.619 --> 00:31:23.925
- Jesus.

471
00:31:25.709 --> 00:31:28.930
- Guess it's safe to say
they don't like us being here.
- No, I don't think they do.

472
00:31:28.974 --> 00:31:32.716
- No, no, no.
Don't any of you listen
to that crackpot. He's a drunk.

473
00:31:32.760 --> 00:31:35.197
We just need to get our show
in the can and move on.

474
00:31:35.241 --> 00:31:37.721
Now, wrap it up.
We've got an early-morning call.

475
00:31:37.765 --> 00:31:42.335
- I guess now isn't a good time
to mention they found
Miss Falls's body at the school?

476
00:31:42.378 --> 00:31:43.989
There was another accident.

477
00:31:44.032 --> 00:31:45.860
- Get the hell outta here.

478
00:31:52.562 --> 00:31:54.347
- Crazy shit.

479
00:31:54.390 --> 00:31:57.524
- What do I think
about the amount of accidents
in this town? Um...

480
00:31:57.567 --> 00:32:00.266
I think it's a shame it happened
to all the pretty people.
I'm just kidding.

481
00:32:00.309 --> 00:32:02.442
That's not even funny.
It's inappropriate. Sorry.

482
00:32:43.004 --> 00:32:45.485
- Did you hear this?
Blanca Champion
has gotten herself into...

483
00:32:45.528 --> 00:32:48.879
- For the last time,
I don't know where
the damn camera stuff is.

484
00:32:48.923 --> 00:32:50.533
It never arrived.

485
00:32:50.577 --> 00:32:52.492
- Oh, will you just zip
your piehole?

486
00:32:52.535 --> 00:32:56.583
I can't call the network
and tell them $30,000 worth
of equipment is MIA!

487
00:32:56.626 --> 00:32:58.933
- It is not okay
to talk to me like that.

488
00:32:58.977 --> 00:33:02.023
I did not sign on
for this totally deceptive job
and whatnot.

489
00:33:02.067 --> 00:33:04.417
And why can't you just give
the network the show
they ordered?

490
00:33:04.460 --> 00:33:06.941
It's a totally better show.

491
00:33:06.985 --> 00:33:12.468
- Because... no one wants
to watch a show
about some wittle hockey team.

492
00:33:13.034 --> 00:33:16.646
They'd much rather watch a show
about a bloodthirsty convict
out for revenge.

493
00:33:16.690 --> 00:33:18.300
That is why.

494
00:33:19.519 --> 00:33:21.434
- Can I ask you something?
- What?

495
00:33:21.477 --> 00:33:24.959
- Did you seduce me
because you thought
it would keep me quiet?

496
00:33:25.003 --> 00:33:27.353
Because that was a total
miscalculation.

497
00:33:27.396 --> 00:33:30.356
- Well, I think
that you're gonna keep quiet.
You know why?

498
00:33:30.399 --> 00:33:33.054
If you don't, I will cancel
your plane ticket home,

499
00:33:33.098 --> 00:33:36.057
I will drive you
out into the woods
and I will leave you there.

500
00:33:37.102 --> 00:33:38.886
- You wouldn't do that to me.

501
00:33:38.929 --> 00:33:42.237
- You can try me,
then we can continue
to play nice or not.

502
00:33:42.281 --> 00:33:44.022
The choice is yours, Phoebe.

503
00:33:44.065 --> 00:33:46.198
You're a real cooze.

504
00:33:46.241 --> 00:33:48.113
And an awful boss.

505
00:34:01.909 --> 00:34:05.695
- As long as these guys
play Digger hockey
and keep focused on the game,

506
00:34:05.739 --> 00:34:07.958
there's not gonna
be any stopping 'em.

507
00:34:08.002 --> 00:34:10.873
Look, I only got two hours
till the next game.
I got things to do.

508
00:34:15.705 --> 00:34:17.620
Come on!

509
00:34:17.664 --> 00:34:21.536
- Hey, is the, uh...
is the coach mic'd?
I'm having trouble hearing him.

510
00:34:21.581 --> 00:34:25.367
- No, he's not mic'd.
We left his out at
the crazy guy's shack, remember?

511
00:34:25.411 --> 00:34:27.804
- We gotta have this guy
mic'd before the playoff games.

512
00:34:27.848 --> 00:34:30.242
- Then I suggest you send
somebody out there to get it.

513
00:34:30.284 --> 00:34:32.853
- Okay... I'm sending you.

514
00:34:33.984 --> 00:34:38.163
- Yeah, I can do that.
Except is there anybody else
here that can wire a PA system,

515
00:34:38.206 --> 00:34:41.340
that can run a play-by-play?
It'll take me about 1.5 hours,

516
00:34:41.382 --> 00:34:44.255
so it's a perfect amount of time
for you to do it yourself.

517
00:34:44.299 --> 00:34:46.475
- Okay, go rig your PA.

518
00:34:46.518 --> 00:34:48.563
Hey, do me a favour. Um...

519
00:34:48.608 --> 00:34:51.654
let's cut out
this whole smug-asshole thing,

520
00:34:51.697 --> 00:34:54.135
'cause it's really working
my last nerve. Okay?

521
00:34:54.179 --> 00:34:56.485
- Okay.

522
00:34:56.529 --> 00:34:58.183
Sorry, boss.

523
00:35:03.884 --> 00:35:05.538
Motherfucker.
Nik.

524
00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:09.150
- A production assistant
on a show like this,

525
00:35:09.194 --> 00:35:12.632
um... you're basically
like a bus boy's assistant.

526
00:35:14.155 --> 00:35:17.941
Well, does this suck ass?
Mm-hmm.

527
00:35:19.160 --> 00:35:21.945
Am I getting paid nearly enough
to do it?

528
00:35:21.989 --> 00:35:24.339
No fucking way.

529
00:35:27.212 --> 00:35:28.778
Hmm.

530
00:35:31.216 --> 00:35:32.782
Coach?

531
00:35:35.568 --> 00:35:38.397
Hey, uh... I'm really sorry
to bother you, but,

532
00:35:38.440 --> 00:35:41.139
uh... we need to get
that microphone back.

533
00:35:41.574 --> 00:35:42.966
Hello?

534
00:35:47.057 --> 00:35:50.148
[sighing]
Don't be a puss. Ahem.

535
00:35:51.061 --> 00:35:54.239
Look, uh... Coach, I'm just...

536
00:35:54.282 --> 00:35:57.372
really wanted to apologize, uh,
about earlier today.

537
00:36:05.380 --> 00:36:06.816
Oh, shit!

538
00:36:08.818 --> 00:36:12.170
What the fuck?
What the fuck is it?

539
00:36:16.870 --> 00:36:18.480
Ah!

540
00:36:25.183 --> 00:36:27.533
[indistinct announcement]

541
00:36:29.926 --> 00:36:34.888
- These days,
it doesn't seem that Erin cares
for Blanca too much.

542
00:36:34.931 --> 00:36:37.369
Uh, I believe she called
her a...

543
00:36:37.412 --> 00:36:40.502
a cocaine-fuelled gutter slut.

544
00:36:42.287 --> 00:36:44.114
- I need to talk to you.

545
00:36:45.551 --> 00:36:48.118
- Excuse me!
Get your hands off me, chunk!

546
00:36:48.162 --> 00:36:51.470
- I weigh 110 pounds!
That's not fat!

547
00:36:51.513 --> 00:36:55.125
[scoffing]
I have tried to be as nice
as I know how.

548
00:36:55.169 --> 00:36:57.998
That's over!
I'm giving you this warning.

549
00:36:58.041 --> 00:37:01.915
Stay away from Vance,
or I'm going to get my cousins
to go to your cabin

550
00:37:01.958 --> 00:37:04.744
and have them hog-tie you
and weigh you!
Capisce?

551
00:37:06.746 --> 00:37:08.922
- You know what? Screw this!

552
00:37:08.965 --> 00:37:12.491
I don't need this bullshit,
this fucking method-acting crap!

553
00:37:12.534 --> 00:37:14.710
Hundred-and-ten pounds, my ass!

554
00:37:15.407 --> 00:37:17.017
Listen up, you little pisher!

555
00:37:17.060 --> 00:37:19.411
I don't give a shit
if you're losing me,
this is important!

556
00:37:19.454 --> 00:37:21.891
It's the first time
I've had reception
since I've been out here.

557
00:37:21.935 --> 00:37:24.285
You tell Seaton
if he still wants me
as a client,

558
00:37:24.329 --> 00:37:27.288
he will get me
on the next goddamn plane
out of here, okay?!

559
00:37:27.332 --> 00:37:29.421
Do you hear me? Hello?

560
00:37:29.464 --> 00:37:31.814
Can you hear me now?

561
00:37:31.858 --> 00:37:35.383
Fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck!!!
[sighing]

562
00:37:41.259 --> 00:37:43.086
- Thanks a lot, man.
- Alright.

563
00:37:43.130 --> 00:37:45.001
- When's Desperate the Sound Elf
coming back?

564
00:37:45.045 --> 00:37:47.134
I feel like an idiot.
- Blanca.

565
00:37:47.177 --> 00:37:50.137
- Alright, we got five minutes
till game time. Is Nik back
with that microphone?

566
00:37:50.180 --> 00:37:52.313
- He's not and there's no way
to reach him.

567
00:37:52.357 --> 00:37:54.968
And Lee said if he doesn't get
here in five, he's fired.

568
00:37:55.011 --> 00:37:59.015
- Oh, that's a little harsh,
huh?
- And where's Mike? Mike!

569
00:37:59.059 --> 00:38:01.540
- I'm right here.
The PA system is rigged.

570
00:38:01.583 --> 00:38:04.412
- Alright, good.
Let's get ready to shoot.

571
00:38:10.592 --> 00:38:12.638
[crowd cheering]

572
00:38:13.900 --> 00:38:15.249
- Ah!

573
00:38:17.686 --> 00:38:21.299
[announcer]:
This season has been
nothing short of a phenomenon!

574
00:38:23.213 --> 00:38:25.085
[shouting]

575
00:38:25.128 --> 00:38:26.347
Goal!

576
00:38:26.391 --> 00:38:28.871
[buzzing]
[crowd cheering]

577
00:38:28.915 --> 00:38:33.049
The State Championship
is just a bus ride away
for the Gold Diggers.

578
00:38:40.187 --> 00:38:43.451
- Any sign of Nik?
- No.
- That's so weird.

579
00:38:44.104 --> 00:38:46.541
- Oh, hey, Coach.
Great game tonight.

580
00:38:46.585 --> 00:38:48.500
Hey, listen,
can I ask you a favour?

581
00:38:48.543 --> 00:38:50.328
- Favours aren't really
my specialty.

582
00:38:50.371 --> 00:38:51.981
[laughing]
- That's funny.

583
00:38:52.025 --> 00:38:54.070
I noticed you had a treadmill
upstairs in the gym.

584
00:38:54.114 --> 00:38:56.377
Would you mind if I grabbed
a quick workout?

585
00:38:56.638 --> 00:38:58.771
- You know,
I like your dedication, boy.

586
00:38:58.814 --> 00:39:01.513
More people should make fitness
a priority.

587
00:39:01.556 --> 00:39:03.297
We're clearing out, so...

588
00:39:03.341 --> 00:39:06.126
just make sure to lock the doors
when you leave.

589
00:39:06.169 --> 00:39:08.302
- Thank you, sir.
- Ahem.

590
00:39:09.259 --> 00:39:11.479
- Oh, excuse me,
Coach Stick-up-your-Ass,

591
00:39:11.523 --> 00:39:13.916
do you think that I might
massage your penis
for a few minutes

592
00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:16.005
so that I, too,
might get a workout?

593
00:39:17.616 --> 00:39:20.314
- Is it hard being
such a douchebag all the time?

594
00:39:22.403 --> 00:39:25.537
- Uh, no. No.
I actually kinda like it.

595
00:39:25.580 --> 00:39:27.930
- Loser.

596
00:39:49.822 --> 00:39:51.867
[beep]
Luke for Daphne.

597
00:39:53.608 --> 00:39:55.218
[sighing]

598
00:39:55.262 --> 00:39:57.438
- Go ahead, Luke.

599
00:39:57.482 --> 00:40:00.310
- Was the Tahoe ever supposed
to be used as a cast car?

600
00:40:00.354 --> 00:40:03.226
- Not that I know of.
Phoebe handled all the rentals.
Why?

601
00:40:03.270 --> 00:40:05.838
- It's just I found
a lipstick camera
rigged in the backseat.

602
00:40:05.881 --> 00:40:08.275
And I didn't put any
lipstick cameras
on the equipment order,

603
00:40:08.318 --> 00:40:10.538
and this is the second one
I found.

604
00:40:10.582 --> 00:40:13.149
I didn't know this show
had that kind of surveil.

605
00:40:13.193 --> 00:40:16.457
- I didn't think so, either.
I'll ask.

606
00:40:16.501 --> 00:40:18.198
- Copy that.

607
00:40:29.905 --> 00:40:32.386
[heavy metal playing
through headphones]

608
00:40:35.911 --> 00:40:37.783
[wind whistling]

609
00:40:46.226 --> 00:40:48.184
Hello? I'm still up here.

610
00:40:48.968 --> 00:40:50.709
Ah, what the hell, man?

611
00:40:56.454 --> 00:40:57.977
Hello?

612
00:41:12.121 --> 00:41:13.732
[beeping]

613
00:41:18.563 --> 00:41:21.870
I'm beginning to think
this workout
wasn't such a bright idea.

614
00:41:34.448 --> 00:41:36.102
[banging]

615
00:41:57.166 --> 00:41:58.907
[sighing]

616
00:42:02.607 --> 00:42:04.739
Ahem.
[sniffling]

617
00:42:05.566 --> 00:42:07.263
Whew.

618
00:42:07.307 --> 00:42:10.049
Oh! What the fuck?
Who are you, man?

619
00:42:15.228 --> 00:42:16.751
Ah!

620
00:42:57.139 --> 00:42:59.228
[grunting]

621
00:42:59.272 --> 00:43:00.969
Ah!

622
00:43:04.016 --> 00:43:05.713
Ah! Fuck!

623
00:43:06.714 --> 00:43:08.890
Ah! Ah!

624
00:43:12.677 --> 00:43:15.070
[crying out]

625
00:43:20.946 --> 00:43:22.817
Oh!
[groaning]

626
00:43:36.614 --> 00:43:38.441
[background chatter]
[laughter]

627
00:43:39.834 --> 00:43:41.619
- Have a lovely day.

628
00:43:42.837 --> 00:43:44.578
[whispering]

629
00:43:46.885 --> 00:43:49.322
- Hey, I meant to ask,
did you guys

630
00:43:49.365 --> 00:43:51.629
pre-rig the cars with cameras
before we got up here?

631
00:43:51.672 --> 00:43:54.240
- Can we please not talk
about work for a second?

632
00:43:54.283 --> 00:43:56.677
I need a break from this show
and this town.

633
00:43:56.721 --> 00:43:58.984
And um, mm, more liquor?

634
00:44:01.160 --> 00:44:05.643
- Hey, any sign of Greg or Nik?
- No. I thought
they'd be here already.

635
00:44:10.560 --> 00:44:12.040
- Yeah.

636
00:44:15.870 --> 00:44:17.742
Hello! Hey, sugar puss.

637
00:44:17.785 --> 00:44:20.396
Hi. See me standing here
with moolah in my hand?

638
00:44:20.440 --> 00:44:22.050
No? Yes?

639
00:44:22.834 --> 00:44:25.271
Hi! Hello. How are you?

640
00:44:25.314 --> 00:44:29.405
- Atta girl.
- Looks like Miss Champion
found herself another victim.

641
00:44:29.449 --> 00:44:30.842
[gulping]

642
00:44:30.885 --> 00:44:34.323
- Okay... to the superstar
hockey player.

643
00:44:34.367 --> 00:44:37.326
- Well, to the super-hot
actress-slash-model.

644
00:44:38.110 --> 00:44:41.243
- Okay. I've been called worse,
but anyway.

645
00:44:41.287 --> 00:44:42.941
Mm.

646
00:44:45.770 --> 00:44:47.467
So, um...

647
00:44:47.510 --> 00:44:49.904
I heard you were kind of close
to that girl that died.

648
00:44:49.948 --> 00:44:52.428
- Yeah, I guess, um...

649
00:44:52.472 --> 00:44:55.301
I guess you could say this went
from being the best year
of my life

650
00:44:55.344 --> 00:44:57.869
to the worst in, you know,
a blink.

651
00:44:57.912 --> 00:44:59.653
- I'm really sorry.

652
00:45:00.654 --> 00:45:03.396
My dad died when I was 14,

653
00:45:03.439 --> 00:45:05.920
and I thought
I would never get over it.

654
00:45:06.660 --> 00:45:10.925
[sighing]
I mean, it doesn't go away,
but... it gets easier.

655
00:45:13.580 --> 00:45:14.973
- Promise?

656
00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:17.279
- Yeah.

657
00:45:19.412 --> 00:45:23.372
- Isn't he a little young
for her?
Is it still legal if it's a boy?

658
00:45:23.416 --> 00:45:27.159
- I heard she slept with that PA
who sued her,
and then she got tired of him,

659
00:45:27.202 --> 00:45:30.118
treated him like garbage
until finally he had enough.

660
00:45:30.162 --> 00:45:33.295
- See, that's how rumours
get started.
- You're saying it's not true?

661
00:45:33.339 --> 00:45:36.298
- I think the press likes
to paint Blanca as the bad girl,

662
00:45:36.342 --> 00:45:39.867
and I think sometimes she feels
obligated to live up
to those expectations.

663
00:45:39.911 --> 00:45:42.957
- I hate to be a buzz kill,
but I'm calling it a night.

664
00:45:43.001 --> 00:45:46.526
- Alright, do me a favour
and just be careful, please?

665
00:45:46.569 --> 00:45:48.180
- Okay.

666
00:45:56.536 --> 00:45:58.494
[phone ringing]
Hello?

667
00:45:58.538 --> 00:46:01.106
- I'm so glad I got through.
- Oh. Ha!

668
00:46:01.149 --> 00:46:04.413
Oh, my God, I can't even begin
to believe this.

669
00:46:04.457 --> 00:46:06.328
I haven't had reception
for days.

670
00:46:06.372 --> 00:46:08.417
It's so good to hear your voice.

671
00:46:08.461 --> 00:46:10.332
- Totally.
I've been trying forever.

672
00:46:10.376 --> 00:46:12.770
I was starting to get worried.
How's it going?

673
00:46:12.813 --> 00:46:16.599
- Oh, I need a margarita
and a Palm Springs weekend
like you wouldn't believe.

674
00:46:18.210 --> 00:46:20.560
Cathy?
[beeping]

675
00:46:21.126 --> 00:46:22.780
Ah, dammit.

676
00:46:26.827 --> 00:46:28.829
[turning up music]

677
00:46:55.247 --> 00:46:56.901
Greg, are you okay?

678
00:46:59.033 --> 00:47:00.730
You been out here long?

679
00:47:01.470 --> 00:47:03.124
Freeze to death.

680
00:47:05.474 --> 00:47:06.998
Greg?

681
00:47:08.869 --> 00:47:10.566
You stoned again?

682
00:47:11.654 --> 00:47:13.221
Oh, my God!

683
00:47:17.922 --> 00:47:19.488
[screaming]

684
00:47:35.069 --> 00:47:36.941
- What do you mean,
she didn't come home?

685
00:47:36.984 --> 00:47:39.726
- She wasn't in her bed
when I woke up.
I thought maybe she got lucky.

686
00:47:39.769 --> 00:47:41.902
- With who, Blanca?
We watched her leave alone.

687
00:47:41.946 --> 00:47:44.252
I can't believe
you didn't wake me up
when you saw that.

688
00:47:44.296 --> 00:47:46.167
- I thought maybe she hooked up
with you.

689
00:47:46.211 --> 00:47:49.214
I caught her checking my ass out
a couple times.
Get off my hump.

690
00:47:49.257 --> 00:47:51.259
I told you as soon as I got up.

691
00:47:51.303 --> 00:47:53.696
- Jake, Coach says
you have to be on the ice
in 10 minutes,

692
00:47:53.740 --> 00:47:56.003
or you won't be allowed on
at all.

693
00:47:56.438 --> 00:47:58.092
Sorry.

694
00:47:59.354 --> 00:48:03.141
- Where's the rest of your crew?
- You know what, Lee?
I'd like to know the same thing.

695
00:48:03.184 --> 00:48:04.838
Something's really wrong here.
Luke is never late.

696
00:48:04.882 --> 00:48:08.624
- I don't feel so good.
- Oh, Phoebe, pull it together.

697
00:48:08.668 --> 00:48:11.889
- Fuck you, Lee.
- What, again?

698
00:48:13.978 --> 00:48:17.459
Jake, you've got five minutes.
We don't have a show
without this game.

699
00:48:17.503 --> 00:48:20.462
- What do you want me to do?
Three quarters of my crew
is missing!

700
00:48:20.506 --> 00:48:24.423
- Like I told the last guy,
you're the director,
figure it out.

701
00:48:24.466 --> 00:48:26.991
- Sure thing. Bitch.
- I'm sorry, what was that?

702
00:48:27.034 --> 00:48:28.949
- You know what, Lee?
I'm beginning to understand

703
00:48:28.993 --> 00:48:31.386
why the first director
only lasted a few days. Yeah.

704
00:48:31.430 --> 00:48:33.301
Keir, can you mix audio?

705
00:48:33.345 --> 00:48:37.305
- I can try.
- Okay. Blanca, I'm gonna need
you to hold the boom pole.

706
00:48:37.349 --> 00:48:40.265
- Oh, my God, I'm so gonna
fucking kill my acting coach.

707
00:48:44.138 --> 00:48:45.835
- Hey, you know what?

708
00:48:45.879 --> 00:48:49.317
You do not talk to me that way
in front of the crew.

709
00:48:49.361 --> 00:48:52.190
You finish out the day;
after that, you're fired.

710
00:48:59.806 --> 00:49:01.329
Ah!

711
00:49:02.591 --> 00:49:04.985
- We just want to go
on record here

712
00:49:05.029 --> 00:49:08.032
that a bunch
of our crew members are missing,

713
00:49:08.075 --> 00:49:10.904
um, and Lee wants us
to shoot anyway.

714
00:49:10.948 --> 00:49:14.168
But as soon as this is over,
we're gonna go find them.

715
00:49:22.611 --> 00:49:25.658
- We need to comb this school
and find that missing stuff.

716
00:49:25.701 --> 00:49:28.356
You can't hide monitors
that size in a suitcase.

717
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:30.576
You are the one
who will go down for this.

718
00:49:30.619 --> 00:49:33.579
- This isn't Bewitched, Lee.
I can't just wiggle my nose

719
00:49:33.622 --> 00:49:35.407
and make stuff appear
and whatnot.

720
00:49:35.450 --> 00:49:38.845
- Just try to keep an eye
on things here if you can.

721
00:49:39.977 --> 00:49:41.979
I'm gonna go get
the rest of the crew.

722
00:49:42.022 --> 00:49:44.546
One of those morons
is getting promoted to director.

723
00:49:46.200 --> 00:49:48.333
[sighing]

724
00:49:48.376 --> 00:49:50.030
Go.

725
00:50:01.346 --> 00:50:03.000
Gotcha.

726
00:50:49.698 --> 00:50:51.396
Holy shit.

727
00:50:58.490 --> 00:51:00.883
What the fuck?

728
00:51:00.927 --> 00:51:02.755
Oh!

729
00:51:04.539 --> 00:51:06.367
Because...

730
00:51:06.411 --> 00:51:09.805
no one wants to watch a show
about some wittle hockey team.

731
00:51:09.849 --> 00:51:12.634
Oh, my God.
Am I being punked?

732
00:51:12.678 --> 00:51:16.377
I thought they'd cancelled
this show. Ashton!
[laughing]

733
00:51:16.421 --> 00:51:18.075
- Oh! Ah!

734
00:51:18.118 --> 00:51:19.946
No!

735
00:51:21.208 --> 00:51:23.428
Ah!
- What the fuck?
- No!

736
00:51:26.170 --> 00:51:27.301
No!

737
00:51:28.737 --> 00:51:30.652
No!
[exclaiming]

738
00:52:15.349 --> 00:52:19.484
- Tell your camera guy
I didn't appreciate him leaving
the treadmill and the lights on.

739
00:52:19.527 --> 00:52:22.400
- Sorry, Coach.
That's not usually like him.
- Ah.

740
00:52:22.443 --> 00:52:25.620
The bus leaves tomorrow morning
at 5:30 a.m. for Fargo.

741
00:52:25.664 --> 00:52:27.318
It waits for no one.

742
00:52:28.667 --> 00:52:30.538
Vance, come on, let's go.

743
00:52:34.368 --> 00:52:36.588
- Blanca, help Keir
grab some of the stuff.

744
00:52:36.631 --> 00:52:40.505
- Why?
- Could you just help us
pack up the stuff, please?

745
00:52:41.810 --> 00:52:44.030
- Jeez. Bitch.

746
00:52:44.073 --> 00:52:46.032
And they say I'm difficult.

747
00:52:46.728 --> 00:52:48.687
- Phoebe,
should we wait for you?

748
00:52:48.730 --> 00:52:52.995
- Oh, I gotta get the releases
for tomorrow's game
and stop by the Mini-Mart.

749
00:52:53.039 --> 00:52:55.389
I'll meet you guys
back at the crew cabin, okay?

750
00:52:55.433 --> 00:52:57.217
- Alright. Be careful.

751
00:53:10.404 --> 00:53:12.058
Luke? Nik?

752
00:53:12.101 --> 00:53:13.973
- Um, guys?
- Hello?

753
00:53:17.498 --> 00:53:21.676
- Oh, phone's dead. Shocking!
- It doesn't look like Luke
slept in his bed last night.

754
00:53:21.720 --> 00:53:24.113
- No, and you're right,
'cause Daphne's bed
hasn't been slept in.

755
00:53:24.157 --> 00:53:26.725
It doesn't make any sense.
Where the hell's her truck?

756
00:53:26.768 --> 00:53:29.249
- Oh! Oh, my God!
- Oh!

757
00:53:29.293 --> 00:53:33.253
- Fucking shit!
[whimpering]
Oh, my God!

758
00:53:35.168 --> 00:53:37.475
- Oh, my God.
- Don't touch it!

759
00:53:37.518 --> 00:53:39.868
- Is that Mike's watch?
- Oh, God! What is it holding?

760
00:53:39.912 --> 00:53:43.220
- It's the fucking microphone
we lost at the cabin.
He must've went back to get it.

761
00:53:43.263 --> 00:53:46.658
- Ew! Oh, my God,
that fucking sick coach
must've cut his hand off!

762
00:53:46.701 --> 00:53:48.442
We gotta call the cops!

763
00:53:48.486 --> 00:53:51.097
- Okay, guys, guys, guys.
Calm down, calm down.
Check your phones.

764
00:53:51.140 --> 00:53:53.795
Do you have any signal?
Keira, check your phone. Blanca.

765
00:53:53.839 --> 00:53:57.277
- Oh!
- Blanca, check your phone.
- Over here. Clients love, love,

766
00:53:57.321 --> 00:53:59.279
love to bitch about problems
on locations.

767
00:53:59.323 --> 00:54:02.630
You know, "My wardrobe sucks."
"My trailer's not big enough."

768
00:54:02.674 --> 00:54:06.417
Uh... "They're housing me
in the woods."
I try not to take those calls.

769
00:54:06.460 --> 00:54:09.289
By the time I return them,
they've usually worked it out
themselves.

770
00:54:09.333 --> 00:54:11.030
- No signal, nothing.
I have nothing.

771
00:54:11.073 --> 00:54:13.598
[Blanca exclaiming]

772
00:54:15.948 --> 00:54:17.645
What's this?

773
00:54:20.605 --> 00:54:23.303
What is that freaking mask?
Who is this?

774
00:54:23.347 --> 00:54:26.437
- Who cares?
Somebody is out there
who thinks it's okay

775
00:54:26.480 --> 00:54:29.048
to chop people's hands off!

776
00:54:30.963 --> 00:54:32.181
Oh, God.

777
00:54:38.492 --> 00:54:42.061
- My God. That's Daphne.
- What?

778
00:54:42.104 --> 00:54:45.717
- I know that sign.
That's out
by Coach Hansen's cabin.

779
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:47.545
We gotta get out there.

780
00:54:53.638 --> 00:54:56.684
Guys, we gotta go.
She could still be alive.
Come on.

781
00:54:56.728 --> 00:54:58.382
Come on!

782
00:54:58.425 --> 00:55:00.514
- I can't even begin
to believe this.

783
00:55:07.086 --> 00:55:10.611
- Hey! Why are we stopping here?
- I'm gonna go
check out this site.

784
00:55:10.655 --> 00:55:14.006
I need you guys to stay here
and try to get in touch
with the cops, okay?

785
00:55:14.049 --> 00:55:16.791
I saw an old C.B. radio
in the principal's office.

786
00:55:16.835 --> 00:55:20.708
Tell them to meet me
by the Predator Roundup sign
by Hansen's cabin.

787
00:55:20.752 --> 00:55:23.537
- Oh, okay, so you're just gonna
go hang with the fucking killer?

788
00:55:23.581 --> 00:55:25.583
We gotta get back on the highway
and keep driving!

789
00:55:25.626 --> 00:55:28.325
I hate to break this
to you guys, but that girl
is probably dead.

790
00:55:28.368 --> 00:55:31.937
- And what if she's not, Blanca?
And what if Nik and Luke
and Greg need our help too?

791
00:55:31.980 --> 00:55:34.200
- How are we even gonna
get in there? Here.

792
00:55:34.243 --> 00:55:36.768
Take these.
They gave them to me.
Jake, I'm going with you.

793
00:55:36.811 --> 00:55:39.118
- Wait, wait.
I'm not going in there
by myself.

794
00:55:39.161 --> 00:55:41.512
- Well, alright, fine.
You're coming with us, then.

795
00:55:41.555 --> 00:55:43.296
- Both of those choices suck!

796
00:55:43.340 --> 00:55:45.429
- Well, Blanca, please pick one!

797
00:55:45.472 --> 00:55:49.868
- Ugh! Fine, I'll stay here,
but I'm taking your dog,
so you have to come back for me.

798
00:55:49.911 --> 00:55:52.871
- We are gonna come back.
Just go find that C.B. radio
and get us some help.

799
00:55:52.914 --> 00:55:54.873
And hey, hey, take this.

800
00:55:54.916 --> 00:55:56.440
- Oh.

801
00:56:33.912 --> 00:56:35.217
- Hello?

802
00:57:13.081 --> 00:57:14.822
[whimpering]

803
00:57:26.312 --> 00:57:29.750
- If you'd like to make a call,
please hang up and try again.

804
00:57:34.233 --> 00:57:35.930
[doorbell ringing]

805
00:57:44.765 --> 00:57:48.465
- Anyone here?
[crying]
- Coach?!

806
00:57:50.031 --> 00:57:54.209
- Who's back there?
[Phoebe whimpering]
Is that you, Phoebe?

807
00:57:54.253 --> 00:57:58.518
- Is that thing still out there?
That thing with the mask?
- Mask? Are you on drugs?

808
00:58:01.216 --> 00:58:03.828
[panting]
- We've gotta get out of here!

809
00:58:03.871 --> 00:58:05.438
Run! Run!

810
00:58:05.482 --> 00:58:07.832
- Just calm down.
- Run!
- Just a sec...

811
00:58:11.575 --> 00:58:15.404
- Get in the car!
Get in the car! Get in the car!
Get in!

812
00:58:18.364 --> 00:58:20.932
- This better not be
some kind of hijinks
for this television show.

813
00:58:20.975 --> 00:58:24.849
- There was a guy in there,
in a mask with an axe,
and he tried to kill me!

814
00:58:24.892 --> 00:58:28.548
- Kill you?
You... you're talking
like some kind of crazy--

815
00:58:28.592 --> 00:58:31.464
[screaming]
[gasping]

816
00:58:48.699 --> 00:58:50.483
[whining]

817
00:58:52.050 --> 00:58:55.706
- Hello? Hello?
Is anybody there?
This is an emergency.

818
00:58:55.749 --> 00:58:58.143
[panting and crying]

819
00:59:08.022 --> 00:59:09.676
- No.
[sobbing]

820
00:59:10.590 --> 00:59:12.287
[screaming]

821
00:59:13.680 --> 00:59:16.640
- Anyone? Is anybody there?
This is an emergency.

822
00:59:17.728 --> 00:59:19.599
Anyone?

823
00:59:19.643 --> 00:59:21.688
[barking]

824
00:59:21.732 --> 00:59:23.472
Bongo!
[sighing]

825
00:59:23.516 --> 00:59:25.257
What are you barking at?

826
00:59:28.434 --> 00:59:30.001
[crying out]

827
00:59:32.569 --> 00:59:34.483
[gasping]

828
01:00:00.814 --> 01:00:02.555
- Daphne?!

829
01:00:07.821 --> 01:00:09.518
- Daphne!

830
01:00:16.134 --> 01:00:18.658
What the fuck is that?
[screaming]

831
01:00:18.702 --> 01:00:20.312
- What?

832
01:00:32.237 --> 01:00:33.978
Holy shit.

833
01:00:37.677 --> 01:00:40.027
- Okay. Let's get outta here.

834
01:00:43.291 --> 01:00:44.945
Ah! Ow!

835
01:00:44.989 --> 01:00:47.295
- Fuck! Jake. Fuck!
I got it. I got it.

836
01:00:47.339 --> 01:00:49.646
- Shit!
- I got it. I got it.
[Jake groaning]

837
01:00:49.689 --> 01:00:52.692
- Keir, we're not gonna be able
to open this thing.

838
01:00:52.736 --> 01:00:55.303
- Bongo! Where are you going?!

839
01:00:56.522 --> 01:00:58.045
God!

840
01:01:02.441 --> 01:01:03.964
Bongo!

841
01:01:06.140 --> 01:01:08.621
- I'm gonna go.
[grunting]
I'm gonna get help.

842
01:01:08.665 --> 01:01:11.450
Gonna get help
and be right back, okay?
I promise.

843
01:01:11.493 --> 01:01:14.192
- Okay. Okay.
- I promise I'll be right back.
Okay?

844
01:01:14.235 --> 01:01:16.542
[grunting]
- Fuck!

845
01:01:17.064 --> 01:01:18.892
Fuck!
[panting]

846
01:01:41.262 --> 01:01:42.873
- Holy shit!

847
01:01:44.309 --> 01:01:46.006
- Blanca?

848
01:01:48.835 --> 01:01:52.012
- My God, what are you...
what are you doing down here?

849
01:01:52.056 --> 01:01:54.536
How long have you been
down here for?

850
01:01:54.580 --> 01:01:56.974
- I snuck in when that mean lady
came down here,

851
01:01:57.017 --> 01:02:00.586
and then it came in.
- What do you mean,
"it" came in? It who?

852
01:02:00.629 --> 01:02:03.067
- He's been watching you
through those cameras.

853
01:02:03.110 --> 01:02:05.417
He's been watching that.

854
01:02:10.770 --> 01:02:12.467
- Oh, my God.

855
01:02:12.511 --> 01:02:14.469
[music playing]

856
01:02:17.777 --> 01:02:19.561
♪ I love you so much

857
01:02:19.605 --> 01:02:22.608
♪ That I could eat your face

858
01:02:22.651 --> 01:02:24.305
[screaming]

859
01:02:24.349 --> 01:02:27.047
♪ I love you so much
that I could... ♪

860
01:02:27.091 --> 01:02:29.223
[groaning]

861
01:02:29.267 --> 01:02:30.921
- Ah!

862
01:02:32.444 --> 01:02:35.186
[roaring]
[screaming]

863
01:02:36.883 --> 01:02:39.843
♪ I love you so much...
- You saw him do this to her?

864
01:02:39.886 --> 01:02:42.454
♪ Well I hope you love me

865
01:02:42.497 --> 01:02:46.545
[screaming]
Okay. We're gonna go. Come on,
I'm gonna get us out of here.

866
01:02:46.588 --> 01:02:48.721
- This way's the quickest.

867
01:02:56.860 --> 01:02:58.513
[Connor gagging]

868
01:03:01.212 --> 01:03:03.692
[Connor whimpering]
- Oh, my God!
[exclaiming softly]

869
01:03:07.784 --> 01:03:09.350
[whining]

870
01:03:09.394 --> 01:03:11.004
Oh, God.

871
01:03:11.048 --> 01:03:12.832
[sniffling]

872
01:03:12.876 --> 01:03:14.660
We gotta go. Come on.

873
01:03:26.846 --> 01:03:30.807
Okay, okay, come here.
Listen to me.
I want you to stay right here.

874
01:03:30.850 --> 01:03:34.549
I'm gonna get us out of here.
I have to get these keys.
I promise I'll come right back.

875
01:03:34.593 --> 01:03:36.377
Okay?
[Connor sniffling]

876
01:03:42.253 --> 01:03:43.820
[beeping]

877
01:03:43.863 --> 01:03:45.517
Shit!

878
01:03:49.390 --> 01:03:52.785
- Blanca!
- Listen to me, I'm stuck.
Listen. I need you to run!

879
01:03:52.829 --> 01:03:56.571
Start running as fast as you can
until you find somebody
that you trust, okay?

880
01:03:56.615 --> 01:03:59.357
And tell them we need help.
Tell them that Jake and Keir

881
01:03:59.400 --> 01:04:01.228
are at Coach Hansen's cabin
and they need help.

882
01:04:01.272 --> 01:04:03.927
I promise I will find you!
Just go!

883
01:04:03.970 --> 01:04:05.667
Go!

884
01:04:17.114 --> 01:04:18.985
Oh, my God.

885
01:04:54.978 --> 01:04:56.457
- Blanca?

886
01:05:01.898 --> 01:05:04.639
[whimpering]
Blanca?

887
01:05:07.555 --> 01:05:09.340
[barking]

888
01:05:10.123 --> 01:05:12.169
[squealing]

889
01:06:00.304 --> 01:06:02.784
[man]: Ah!
[screaming, then grunting]

890
01:06:04.308 --> 01:06:06.092
- Who the fuck are you?!

891
01:06:06.136 --> 01:06:07.920
- Ah! Ah!

892
01:06:15.188 --> 01:06:19.584
- Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.

893
01:06:24.763 --> 01:06:27.679
Okay. Okay. Okay.

894
01:06:29.115 --> 01:06:31.596
Ah! Ah! Ah!

895
01:06:32.597 --> 01:06:34.555
Get off of me!
[exclaiming]

896
01:06:38.864 --> 01:06:42.999
Mike? The fucking sound guy?
Oh, my God.
[indistinct chatter]

897
01:06:43.042 --> 01:06:45.479
[screaming]
- Hey, hey, hey,
stop, stop, stop, stop!

898
01:06:45.523 --> 01:06:47.873
If you'd just listen to me.
If you just listen to me,

899
01:06:47.916 --> 01:06:50.006
you'll love me
as much as I love you.

900
01:06:50.049 --> 01:06:53.052
Don't you realize
that I've done this all for us?
For you?

901
01:06:53.096 --> 01:06:55.837
[whimpering]
I'm the only one
that really cares about you.

902
01:06:55.881 --> 01:06:58.188
- Did you care about the people
in the video?

903
01:06:58.231 --> 01:07:01.756
- They were gonna tell.
That girl told
that cheerleader bitch.

904
01:07:01.800 --> 01:07:04.150
They found our room.
You can understand, right?

905
01:07:04.194 --> 01:07:07.023
I'd already started.
I couldn't stop it.

906
01:07:08.241 --> 01:07:10.330
- Get your fucking hands
off her.

907
01:07:23.126 --> 01:07:24.953
- Ah!

908
01:07:24.997 --> 01:07:27.434
- I went through
all this trouble to make
the fucking show for you,

909
01:07:27.478 --> 01:07:29.349
you're gonna watch it with me!

910
01:07:29.393 --> 01:07:31.786
- I've already seen it.
It's a piece of shit!

911
01:07:31.830 --> 01:07:35.268
- You said you wanted
the opportunity to be taken
seriously as an actor,

912
01:07:35.312 --> 01:07:37.488
and I gave you that opportunity!

913
01:07:37.531 --> 01:07:40.665
Because, believe me,
people are gonna
take you seriously now!

914
01:07:40.708 --> 01:07:44.016
You look really fucking scared!
Really--

915
01:07:44.060 --> 01:07:45.844
- No!
[gunshot]

916
01:07:54.896 --> 01:07:57.769
- Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

917
01:08:04.863 --> 01:08:07.126
[Blanca crying]

918
01:08:07.170 --> 01:08:10.129
- Vance, for some reason,
had some sort of a, uh,

919
01:08:10.173 --> 01:08:13.611
bottle-opener/beartrap opener
on his keychain.

920
01:08:20.139 --> 01:08:22.359
[background chatter]

921
01:08:44.076 --> 01:08:46.513
- You're gonna be alright.
Just sit tight.

922
01:08:47.470 --> 01:08:49.429
[sighing]
- Hey.
- Hi.

923
01:08:49.473 --> 01:08:51.127
- How you feeling?

924
01:08:51.170 --> 01:08:54.130
- Oh, this has pretty much
been the worst job
I've ever had.

925
01:08:55.609 --> 01:08:58.872
How's your leg?
- Ah, it hurts,
but, uh, I'll be fine.

926
01:08:58.916 --> 01:09:01.746
Vance and Connor found me.
Got Blanca to thank for that.

927
01:09:01.789 --> 01:09:03.443
- Mm.

928
01:09:04.487 --> 01:09:05.880
How is she holding up?

929
01:09:05.924 --> 01:09:08.231
- Ah, as well as could be
expected.

930
01:09:08.273 --> 01:09:11.103
Imagine what the press
is gonna do with this thing.

931
01:09:11.147 --> 01:09:13.844
- Mm. And what about Mike?

932
01:09:14.193 --> 01:09:16.456
- Mike's description
matches a police report

933
01:09:16.500 --> 01:09:18.893
of a recently escaped
mental patient.

934
01:09:18.937 --> 01:09:20.982
So who knows what to believe?

935
01:09:33.647 --> 01:09:34.952
Hold on a second.

936
01:09:52.274 --> 01:09:54.277
- Wait. What is that?

937
01:09:55.974 --> 01:09:57.844
- It's a bulletproof vest.

938
01:10:06.245 --> 01:10:08.900
- Is it worth it?
- What?

939
01:10:11.380 --> 01:10:13.077
- Being so famous?

940
01:10:19.911 --> 01:10:21.739
[screaming]

941
01:10:34.665 --> 01:10:36.232
[panting]

942
01:10:44.240 --> 01:10:48.374
♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

943
01:10:48.983 --> 01:10:52.726
♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

944
01:10:53.031 --> 01:10:56.469
♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

945
01:10:57.121 --> 01:11:00.952
♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

946
01:11:04.782 --> 01:11:06.653
[screaming]

947
01:11:08.612 --> 01:11:12.224
♪ Everybody's looking
But nobody knows ♪

948
01:11:12.268 --> 01:11:14.182
♪ Why I got blood
on my clothes ♪

949
01:11:14.226 --> 01:11:16.228
♪ But I feel good
and it shows ♪

950
01:11:16.272 --> 01:11:20.232
♪ Sun's out guns out
That's the way I like ♪

951
01:11:20.276 --> 01:11:25.455
♪ Run now run now
Got you in my sights ♪

952
01:11:25.498 --> 01:11:29.197
♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

953
01:11:29.719 --> 01:11:32.331
♪ It's a killer day
to be alive ♪

954
01:11:32.375 --> 01:11:35.202
- What do I think
of what actually happened
in... in White Plains?

955
01:11:35.246 --> 01:11:38.684
My God, I thought it was tragic.
It was... it was... just tragic.

956
01:11:40.948 --> 01:11:44.648
And on the other hand,
it was some of my client's
best work, you know, but...

957
01:11:44.691 --> 01:11:46.737
what are you gonna do?
And what can you do?

958
01:11:48.869 --> 01:11:50.523
We did send flowers.

959
01:11:52.568 --> 01:11:56.573
Not just to Blanca.
We sent them to the families
of the dead people, too.

960
01:11:56.616 --> 01:11:59.576
- You know, I always knew
that sound guy was creepy.

961
01:11:59.619 --> 01:12:04.798
I mean, it doesn't take
that much time to hook
a microphone to a bra strap.

962
01:12:04.842 --> 01:12:07.758
I was trying to be professional,
but there's a limit.

963
01:12:07.800 --> 01:12:10.108
- Uh, I think he should've
just written a letter.

964
01:12:10.151 --> 01:12:12.850
I think that would've been...
I think that would've been fine.

965
01:12:12.893 --> 01:12:15.331
I think that would've
sort of gotten the point across.

966
01:12:15.374 --> 01:12:18.594
- Do I think Blanca was
surprised when she won the Emmy?

967
01:12:18.638 --> 01:12:22.425
I think she was totally
surprised, yeah, absolutely.
I wasn't. Fuck, no.

968
01:12:22.468 --> 01:12:24.949
God, I saw the dailies,
and the network knew it.

969
01:12:24.992 --> 01:12:27.255
I mean, she hit it
out of the park.

970
01:12:27.299 --> 01:12:30.650
Uh, and thank God
that crazy sound guy

971
01:12:30.693 --> 01:12:34.393
left the security cameras
rolling because that... Emmy
really drove up her quota.

972
01:12:34.437 --> 01:12:37.178
I mean, I'm getting
five million bucks
for her to do Hush Hush 2.

973
01:12:37.222 --> 01:12:40.094
- I've been opening bear traps
since I was a kid,

974
01:12:40.138 --> 01:12:43.010
so it really wasn't
that big of a deal.

975
01:12:43.054 --> 01:12:47.406
- Did I... did I get the message
from Jake about finding the hand
in the refrigerator?

976
01:12:47.450 --> 01:12:49.452
Yeah. Well,
I was trying to listen to it,

977
01:12:49.495 --> 01:12:51.323
but I was getting on a plane
at LAX,

978
01:12:51.367 --> 01:12:53.630
and Hillary Clinton
and the fucking Secret Service

979
01:12:53.673 --> 01:12:56.110
had taken over
the Lieutenants' Club,
so I was out with the masses,

980
01:12:56.154 --> 01:12:58.112
and it's just ear-splitting
in that terminal.

981
01:12:58.156 --> 01:12:59.723
I don't know
how you people do it.

982
01:12:59.766 --> 01:13:01.550
- Affiliated, uh...

983
01:13:01.594 --> 01:13:05.555
has hired me
to direct Hush Hush Part 2,

984
01:13:05.598 --> 01:13:08.209
which we all know
is Blanca Champion's next film.

985
01:13:08.253 --> 01:13:10.951
- Can we wrap this thing up?
'Cause I gotta take
Montana Moorehead

986
01:13:10.995 --> 01:13:13.476
to the Daisy Awards tonight
and I never keep
a client waiting, so...

987
01:13:14.477 --> 01:13:16.478
[rock music]

988
01:13:30.841 --> 01:13:33.974
♪ So you want to live forever

989
01:13:34.018 --> 01:13:35.889
♪ Like the King

990
01:13:37.064 --> 01:13:39.458
♪ Here's something to remember

991
01:13:39.502 --> 01:13:42.374
♪ Doesn't matter
how you leave this world ♪

992
01:13:42.418 --> 01:13:44.507
♪ It's how you bleed

993
01:13:47.858 --> 01:13:49.816
♪ 'Cause it's over

994
01:13:49.860 --> 01:13:52.123
♪ When it's over

995
01:13:52.166 --> 01:13:54.430
♪ All that's left...

996
01:13:56.300 --> 01:13:59.522
♪ So wrap me up in velvet

997
01:14:00.392 --> 01:14:02.960
♪ Velvet baby

998
01:14:03.003 --> 01:14:06.877
♪ I wanna live forever

999
01:14:07.312 --> 01:14:12.360
♪ I wanna be immortal like ♪

1000
01:14:12.404 --> 01:14:14.928
♪ Velvet baby

1001
01:14:22.719 --> 01:14:25.764
♪ When you're trying hard
to capture ♪

1002
01:14:25.809 --> 01:14:28.202
♪ A little bit

1003
01:14:28.898 --> 01:14:31.075
♪ Of immortality

1004
01:14:31.118 --> 01:14:32.990
[rock music]

1005
01:14:39.562 --> 01:14:44.044
♪ 'Cause it's over
when it's over ♪

1006
01:14:44.088 --> 01:14:46.133
♪ All that's left...

1007
01:14:48.266 --> 01:14:51.791
♪ So wrap me up in velvet

1008
01:14:52.357 --> 01:14:55.055
♪ Velvet baby

1009
01:14:55.099 --> 01:14:58.929
♪ I wanna live forever

1010
01:14:59.538 --> 01:15:03.760
♪ I wanna be immortal like ♪

1011
01:15:04.543 --> 01:15:06.980
♪ Velvet baby

1012
01:15:09.592 --> 01:15:11.855
♪ Velvet baby

1013
01:15:13.552 --> 01:15:15.902
♪ I wanna be

1014
01:15:17.164 --> 01:15:19.210
[rock music]

1015
01:15:21.559 --> 01:15:24.781
♪ I wanna be like Elvis

1016
01:15:45.062 --> 01:15:49.109
♪ Wrap me up in velvet

1017
01:15:49.153 --> 01:15:51.547
♪ Velvet baby

1018
01:15:51.590 --> 01:15:55.246
♪ I wanna live forever

1019
01:15:56.421 --> 01:16:00.686
♪ I wanna be immortal like

1020
01:16:01.339 --> 01:16:03.862
♪ Velvet baby

1021
01:16:05.603 --> 01:16:07.824
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