WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:20.357 --> 00:02:22.577 - Wally. - Thanks everyone. 4 00:02:22.664 --> 00:02:25.101 That's how it's done. 5 00:02:25.188 --> 00:02:28.017 Give it up, Blade Bandits. 6 00:02:28.104 --> 00:02:31.238 Knifecorp, Knifecorp, Knifecorp. 7 00:02:31.325 --> 00:02:33.414 - All right, all right, all right. 8 00:02:33.501 --> 00:02:34.676 We don't sell knives. 9 00:02:37.722 --> 00:02:38.897 I'm going to say that again. 10 00:02:39.855 --> 00:02:43.119 We don't sell knives. 11 00:02:44.512 --> 00:02:45.817 We sell ourselves. 12 00:02:48.342 --> 00:02:49.865 Yeah. - Like prostitution? 13 00:02:53.347 --> 00:02:55.827 - Now, when I look out at this group, 14 00:02:55.914 --> 00:02:57.699 recent high school graduates, 15 00:02:57.786 --> 00:03:01.268 some 11th graders who just got their parents' permission, 16 00:03:01.355 --> 00:03:05.663 I don't see salespeople and saleswomen, of course. 17 00:03:06.490 --> 00:03:09.232 I see business owners. 18 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:11.539 I see entrepreneurs. 19 00:03:11.626 --> 00:03:15.543 I see the future leaders of this generation. 20 00:03:17.197 --> 00:03:18.023 Raul, now! 21 00:03:24.421 --> 00:03:27.294 Knifecorp, Knifecorp, Knifecorp, 22 00:03:27.381 --> 00:03:30.079 Knifecorp, Knifecorp, Knifecorp. 23 00:03:32.212 --> 00:03:34.692 - Okay, okay, quiet down. 24 00:03:34.779 --> 00:03:37.826 I know we're all excited to get out there and start selling, 25 00:03:37.913 --> 00:03:41.177 but knocking on doors, making pitches to strangers 26 00:03:41.264 --> 00:03:42.918 all day isn't easy 27 00:03:44.267 --> 00:03:45.747 unless you know your why. 28 00:03:47.096 --> 00:03:49.359 That is why I would like to call up 29 00:03:49.446 --> 00:03:52.449 a very special new recruit to the Blade Bandits. 30 00:03:54.103 --> 00:03:55.409 I read a lot of applications, 31 00:03:57.759 --> 00:03:58.760 but this one, 32 00:04:00.283 --> 00:04:03.068 this one literally brought me to tears. 33 00:04:03.155 --> 00:04:07.638 All the way from the Far East, 34 00:04:07.725 --> 00:04:10.989 please welcome, Buddy Chang. 35 00:04:18.301 --> 00:04:20.695 Why don't you tell everybody your why, Buddy? 36 00:04:20.782 --> 00:04:23.828 Why are you here with us today at Knifecorp? 37 00:04:26.396 --> 00:04:28.920 - My name is Buddy Chang. 38 00:04:29.007 --> 00:04:32.663 I had barely taken my first few steps as a child, when I-- 39 00:04:32.750 --> 00:04:35.362 Standing above her body was my father who was-- 40 00:04:35.449 --> 00:04:38.060 So I knew I had to come to America and make a diff-- 41 00:04:38.147 --> 00:04:39.888 And now I am here to use this opportunity 42 00:04:39.975 --> 00:04:41.281 to save as many lives as I can. 43 00:04:41.368 --> 00:04:44.196 So Knifecorp may have killed my mother, 44 00:04:44.284 --> 00:04:45.633 but it saved my life. 45 00:04:47.069 --> 00:04:47.896 Thank you. 46 00:04:54.119 --> 00:04:56.121 - Thank you for your courage. 47 00:04:57.558 --> 00:05:01.170 Now with that in mind, it is time to cut you loose, 48 00:05:01.257 --> 00:05:02.780 see how you do in the field. 49 00:05:04.173 --> 00:05:06.262 Now, first-time sellers, you'll be selling in groups. 50 00:05:06.349 --> 00:05:09.396 You two with Wally Banks. 51 00:05:09.483 --> 00:05:12.790 Can my girlfriend come, too, we're kind of, you know, 52 00:05:12.877 --> 00:05:14.052 boyfriend-girlfriend. - I'm not your girlfriend, 53 00:05:14.139 --> 00:05:15.793 you psycho. - Yeah, that's fine, 54 00:05:15.880 --> 00:05:17.273 I'm not getting involved with your high school drama. 55 00:05:17.360 --> 00:05:18.361 - Thank you. - Wait, what the hell? 56 00:05:18.448 --> 00:05:19.536 I don't want to be with them. 57 00:05:19.623 --> 00:05:21.190 - We're inseparable. 58 00:05:21.277 --> 00:05:22.626 - Stop saying that to people, that's how rumors 59 00:05:22.713 --> 00:05:24.149 get started. - I only say it to you. 60 00:05:24.236 --> 00:05:26.413 - Real quick, if you ever feel unsafe, you, 61 00:05:26.500 --> 00:05:28.153 Take your knives and leave. 62 00:05:28.240 --> 00:05:31.331 - And if you show back up here without your knives? 63 00:05:31.418 --> 00:05:33.594 - You're going to have to pay 25 bucks. 64 00:05:33.681 --> 00:05:36.074 - Okay, that's 2,500 bucks. 65 00:05:36.161 --> 00:05:37.337 All right, chief? 66 00:05:37.424 --> 00:05:38.250 Don't lose 'em. 67 00:05:39.730 --> 00:05:43.517 Lastly, we have the new recruit incentive. 68 00:05:43.604 --> 00:05:46.955 First newbie to sell a platinum series set 69 00:05:47.042 --> 00:05:50.437 gets a deluxe set to take home with him, 70 00:05:50.524 --> 00:05:55.485 plus $1,000 cash. 71 00:05:56.225 --> 00:05:57.400 Welcome to Knifecorp. 72 00:05:59.184 --> 00:06:00.621 What's the game plan when we get there? 73 00:06:00.708 --> 00:06:02.013 Should we team up? 74 00:06:02.100 --> 00:06:03.450 - Well, me being the obvious leader-- 75 00:06:03.537 --> 00:06:05.103 - Being third-string quarterback does not 76 00:06:05.190 --> 00:06:07.279 qualify you as a leader. 77 00:06:07.367 --> 00:06:10.282 - And having daddy issues does not qualify you 78 00:06:10.370 --> 00:06:12.284 to make fun of me, I'm not your bad dad, 79 00:06:12.372 --> 00:06:15.026 even though I know you want me to be your daddy. 80 00:06:15.113 --> 00:06:16.680 - Ew. - You want me to adopt you. 81 00:06:16.767 --> 00:06:19.117 - You're so weird, you take it too far sometimes. 82 00:06:19.204 --> 00:06:20.989 - Hey guys. - What are you gonna do? 83 00:06:21.076 --> 00:06:23.818 - According to the map, our territory is right here. 84 00:06:23.905 --> 00:06:25.776 I think we can stop fighting and start selling. 85 00:06:25.863 --> 00:06:27.778 - Fine, let's divide up the block. 86 00:06:27.865 --> 00:06:29.345 - Yes, divide and conquer. 87 00:06:29.432 --> 00:06:31.478 That is the only way to survive a murderous riot 88 00:06:31.565 --> 00:06:32.957 In the Cambodian prison camp. 89 00:06:33.044 --> 00:06:35.786 - Dude, we're just selling knives, relax. 90 00:06:35.873 --> 00:06:38.049 - No, we don't sell knives, we sell ourselves. 91 00:06:38.136 --> 00:06:39.834 - I know. - And he's right, 92 00:06:39.921 --> 00:06:41.488 we need to divide and conquer, so we can win that prize. 93 00:06:41.575 --> 00:06:43.315 - That's the exact opposite of what we need to do. 94 00:06:43.403 --> 00:06:45.100 I'm going to sell the first master set, 95 00:06:45.187 --> 00:06:47.102 get the prize money, and get my own place 96 00:06:47.189 --> 00:06:49.191 so I can get as far from my dad as possible. 97 00:06:49.278 --> 00:06:51.802 - Yes, with the money, I can finally pay the ransom 98 00:06:51.889 --> 00:06:53.674 and free my sister from the triads. 99 00:06:53.761 --> 00:06:55.632 - Ooh. I hate to bust this beautiful family picture 100 00:06:55.719 --> 00:06:57.329 you got going on, but you guys should all know 101 00:06:57.417 --> 00:06:59.201 that I'm going to win this competition, 102 00:06:59.288 --> 00:07:02.030 because daddy's going to pimp out his Nissan Sinatra. 103 00:07:03.858 --> 00:07:06.774 - You are so lame, I was so happy when Sarah dumped you. 104 00:07:06.861 --> 00:07:08.819 - Sarah did not dump me, just so everyone knows, 105 00:07:08.906 --> 00:07:10.342 it was extremely mutual. 106 00:07:10.430 --> 00:07:12.910 And B, don't act like you hang out with Sarah. 107 00:07:12.997 --> 00:07:15.130 All right, what, you're like the second, third hottest girl 108 00:07:15.217 --> 00:07:16.697 at the school and you don't have any friends. 109 00:07:16.784 --> 00:07:18.481 Does anyone else think that's weird? 110 00:07:18.568 --> 00:07:19.569 Hot girls are supposed to have, like, 111 00:07:19.656 --> 00:07:20.875 four to five friends, right? 112 00:07:20.962 --> 00:07:22.354 We've all seen "Mean Girls." 113 00:07:22.442 --> 00:07:24.922 - I pity the women who let you touch them. 114 00:07:25.009 --> 00:07:27.925 - Just so everyone's clear, I get tons of pussy. 115 00:07:28.012 --> 00:07:29.579 - Oh yeah? Well you know who probably gets 116 00:07:29.666 --> 00:07:31.233 way more pussy than all of us? 117 00:07:31.320 --> 00:07:34.149 Van, let's sell some knives so we can all get more. 118 00:07:34.236 --> 00:07:35.193 - Pussy? - All right, 119 00:07:35.280 --> 00:07:36.978 Wolf of Wally Street, 120 00:07:37.065 --> 00:07:39.589 what are you going to do with the prize money if you win? 121 00:07:39.676 --> 00:07:41.025 - I would, 122 00:07:42.810 --> 00:07:43.724 Sorry, one second. 123 00:07:46.204 --> 00:07:48.032 Hey, Mom, is everything okay? 124 00:07:48.119 --> 00:07:50.731 - I didn't mean to bother you, I just wanted to see 125 00:07:50.818 --> 00:07:52.428 how your first day was going. 126 00:07:53.473 --> 00:07:54.343 - It's fine, 127 00:07:55.518 --> 00:07:56.563 is the house all done? 128 00:07:58.347 --> 00:08:01.089 - Yeah, a couple of the guys from the precinct came down 129 00:08:02.220 --> 00:08:05.746 to, the rest of this stuff, 130 00:08:05.833 --> 00:08:08.270 but I don't want you to worry about me so much, 131 00:08:08.357 --> 00:08:09.924 everything's going to be okay. 132 00:08:10.011 --> 00:08:12.579 - Okay, Mom, there's a competition going on. 133 00:08:12.666 --> 00:08:15.364 If I win, I can pull some money together. 134 00:08:15.451 --> 00:08:16.931 - I don't think that's going to work, Wally. 135 00:08:17.018 --> 00:08:20.369 But listen, be careful, okay, and have fun. 136 00:08:21.544 --> 00:08:23.503 - That doesn't mean I'm not going to try. 137 00:08:23.590 --> 00:08:24.591 I love you. 138 00:08:24.678 --> 00:08:26.157 - I love you too, sweetheart. 139 00:08:30.727 --> 00:08:31.772 - Oh my God, $10,000. 140 00:08:35.253 --> 00:08:36.603 - Okay, how are we dividing up the block? 141 00:08:36.690 --> 00:08:38.082 - Already done. 142 00:08:38.169 --> 00:08:39.562 - That was fast. 143 00:08:39.649 --> 00:08:40.955 - Yeah, so I'm going to take even numbers, 144 00:08:41.042 --> 00:08:42.522 Buddy's going to take odds. 145 00:08:42.609 --> 00:08:44.088 Jed's going to take the condos on Spring Street 146 00:08:44.175 --> 00:08:46.482 and that leaves you with the do-not-knock houses. 147 00:08:46.569 --> 00:08:48.266 - What, seriously? 148 00:08:48.353 --> 00:08:49.920 That's not fair. 149 00:08:50.007 --> 00:08:51.052 - Dude, you're like the best salesman in the group, 150 00:08:51.139 --> 00:08:52.488 it's actually extremely fair. 151 00:08:52.575 --> 00:08:53.707 - It's salesperson. 152 00:08:53.794 --> 00:08:55.317 - It's death of a salesman. 153 00:08:55.404 --> 00:08:57.624 - Who cares, look, I thought we were teaming up. 154 00:08:57.711 --> 00:09:00.104 We could split the new prize four ways. 155 00:09:00.191 --> 00:09:01.410 That's a lot of money. 156 00:09:01.497 --> 00:09:03.194 Come on, Buddy. 157 00:09:03.281 --> 00:09:05.153 You said the only way to survive was to divide and conquer. 158 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:07.503 - Yes, that was for a prison camp, though. 159 00:09:07.590 --> 00:09:10.637 $10,000 can finally arm the resistance 160 00:09:10.724 --> 00:09:12.377 and liberate my village once and for all. 161 00:09:12.464 --> 00:09:13.640 - Same. - All right then, 162 00:09:13.727 --> 00:09:14.728 that's settled. 163 00:09:14.815 --> 00:09:16.512 Come on, let's take a selfie. 164 00:09:16.599 --> 00:09:17.774 - No, that's not fair. 165 00:09:19.776 --> 00:09:21.169 - Get in. 166 00:09:21.256 --> 00:09:22.083 Selfie time. 167 00:09:23.650 --> 00:09:25.347 Okay, So let's meet back here at nine 168 00:09:25.434 --> 00:09:26.740 and winner buys dinner. 169 00:09:26.827 --> 00:09:28.045 - Not going to be me. - Damn it, 170 00:09:28.132 --> 00:09:29.394 I don't have any reception. 171 00:09:29.481 --> 00:09:31.266 Whatever, I'll tag you guys later. 172 00:09:55.638 --> 00:09:59.599 - It's Knifecorp. 173 00:10:12.437 --> 00:10:13.961 - Can I help you with something? 174 00:10:15.397 --> 00:10:17.181 - No, no, you look busy. 175 00:10:17.268 --> 00:10:19.096 Sorry to bother you, have a good day. 176 00:10:19.183 --> 00:10:20.054 - Wait a second. 177 00:10:21.142 --> 00:10:22.447 So what is this? 178 00:10:22.534 --> 00:10:24.232 You peddle cheap silverware door to door 179 00:10:24.319 --> 00:10:26.713 like one of those Slicecorp kids? 180 00:10:26.800 --> 00:10:28.410 - It's Knifecorp actually. 181 00:10:28.497 --> 00:10:29.803 And we don't sell knives, we sell-- 182 00:10:29.890 --> 00:10:31.674 - Well, you know what, sorry I asked. 183 00:10:31.761 --> 00:10:33.415 I'm not interested in buying anything 184 00:10:33.502 --> 00:10:36.418 and I don't have time for the whole song and dance. 185 00:10:36.505 --> 00:10:38.072 - Not even for the son of a deputy? 186 00:10:38.159 --> 00:10:39.900 - Especially not for the son of a deputy. 187 00:10:39.987 --> 00:10:41.728 Good luck with the next house. 188 00:10:41.815 --> 00:10:43.425 - Wait, my dad was Eddie Banks, 189 00:10:43.512 --> 00:10:45.514 maybe you've heard of him? He was killed by a 14-- 190 00:10:45.601 --> 00:10:49.083 - 14-year-old gang banger with no priors, yeah. 191 00:10:49.170 --> 00:10:51.825 Every cop west of Texas knows the story. 192 00:10:51.912 --> 00:10:54.697 I'm sorry about your father, it's a dangerous job. 193 00:10:54.784 --> 00:10:57.265 - Yeah, he died doing it and now my mom's about to lose 194 00:10:57.352 --> 00:10:59.180 the house and nobody's doing a damn thing about it except-- 195 00:10:59.267 --> 00:11:00.572 - Like I said, I'm sorry. 196 00:11:01.704 --> 00:11:03.401 But if you came here looking for help 197 00:11:03.488 --> 00:11:06.100 or looking for some sucker to buy your crap, 198 00:11:06.187 --> 00:11:07.971 you came to the wrong house. 199 00:11:08.058 --> 00:11:10.060 - Is it the wrong house or the wrong time? 200 00:11:10.147 --> 00:11:11.409 I mean, I'm pretty available this week, 201 00:11:11.496 --> 00:11:13.150 so just let me know when-- - Banks. 202 00:11:14.021 --> 00:11:15.849 I am trying to be nice here. 203 00:11:17.372 --> 00:11:20.680 Now, I think it's time you leave before I report you. 204 00:11:22.725 --> 00:11:23.552 - Okay. 205 00:11:34.389 --> 00:11:36.130 I couldn't help but notice that you're really struggling. 206 00:11:36.217 --> 00:11:37.131 - Look, 207 00:11:37.218 --> 00:11:38.785 I appreciate the effort. 208 00:11:38.872 --> 00:11:40.525 I get it. 209 00:11:40.612 --> 00:11:43.572 I'm just not interested in buying anything right now. 210 00:11:43.659 --> 00:11:45.269 - Please allow me, 211 00:11:45.356 --> 00:11:47.402 I can handle this for you in one second. 212 00:11:49.621 --> 00:11:50.797 Can you hold this? - No. 213 00:11:52.146 --> 00:11:52.929 - That's fine. 214 00:12:06.421 --> 00:12:08.162 See, that's better. 215 00:12:08.249 --> 00:12:09.076 No more, 216 00:12:10.338 --> 00:12:11.600 all lives matter? 217 00:12:11.687 --> 00:12:14.385 - Yeah, I'm not really political. 218 00:12:14.472 --> 00:12:16.387 Now, excuse me, I have to get back inside. 219 00:12:16.474 --> 00:12:19.260 - Wait, just let me give you a demonstration. 220 00:12:19.347 --> 00:12:20.957 There's absolutely no obligation to buy 221 00:12:21.044 --> 00:12:23.525 but I really need the practice. 222 00:12:23.612 --> 00:12:26.354 - Okay, you got two minutes, go. 223 00:12:26.441 --> 00:12:28.399 - Oh, can we do this inside actually? 224 00:12:32.708 --> 00:12:33.535 - Okay. 225 00:12:35.102 --> 00:12:38.540 But remember, I'm listening, I'm not buying. 226 00:12:38.627 --> 00:12:39.759 - Great, perfect. 227 00:12:39.846 --> 00:12:41.412 - Do we have a deal? 228 00:12:41.499 --> 00:12:42.500 - Deal. 229 00:12:42.587 --> 00:12:43.763 - Close the door behind you. 230 00:12:43.850 --> 00:12:44.676 - Okay. 231 00:12:46.461 --> 00:12:50.857 - This world is so unstable, unpredictable. 232 00:12:50.944 --> 00:12:54.208 That is why the least you can do for your family's sake 233 00:12:54.295 --> 00:12:57.602 is to bring stability into your kitchen with Knifecorp. 234 00:12:57.689 --> 00:13:00.736 - Wow, you really must've seen some shit, huh? 235 00:13:01.955 --> 00:13:05.262 - If by shit you mean watching the lives 236 00:13:05.349 --> 00:13:07.134 of everyone you've ever loved taken 237 00:13:07.221 --> 00:13:09.832 by the hands of a broken system, 238 00:13:10.877 --> 00:13:13.053 then yes, I've seen some shit. 239 00:13:13.140 --> 00:13:14.315 - Honey, why don't we buy some knives 240 00:13:14.402 --> 00:13:16.273 so this nice man can leave. 241 00:13:17.492 --> 00:13:18.449 - Yeah, that's a good idea. 242 00:13:18.536 --> 00:13:20.234 We will, we'll buy knives. 243 00:13:20.321 --> 00:13:22.410 Why don't you go get the kids and I'll take care of this. 244 00:13:22.497 --> 00:13:23.585 - It's a little early. 245 00:13:25.021 --> 00:13:26.501 - Traffic, there's so much traffic today. 246 00:13:27.545 --> 00:13:28.416 - Again. 247 00:13:28.503 --> 00:13:29.896 - Hey Buddy, 248 00:13:29.983 --> 00:13:32.420 you mind showing me that demonstration again? 249 00:13:34.988 --> 00:13:36.903 - Which knife would you like to see again? 250 00:13:36.990 --> 00:13:39.166 - Oh I don't know, you have so many to choose from, 251 00:13:39.253 --> 00:13:40.297 maybe the big one. 252 00:13:40.384 --> 00:13:41.951 - Oh, I have even bigger. 253 00:13:42.038 --> 00:13:43.605 I bet you do. 254 00:13:43.692 --> 00:13:45.259 - You know I once saw a video internet 255 00:13:45.346 --> 00:13:46.608 that started just like this. 256 00:13:46.695 --> 00:13:47.870 - Say internet again. 257 00:13:47.957 --> 00:13:48.828 - Internet. 258 00:13:51.091 --> 00:13:52.135 America is great. 259 00:13:52.222 --> 00:13:53.833 - It is, God bless. 260 00:14:03.277 --> 00:14:04.452 - Don't touch anything. 261 00:14:05.496 --> 00:14:07.629 It's an historic house. 262 00:14:07.716 --> 00:14:08.543 - Yes, sir. 263 00:14:26.996 --> 00:14:28.737 - Strange house, right? 264 00:14:28.824 --> 00:14:30.957 - Yeah, really nice. 265 00:14:31.044 --> 00:14:32.654 - We just moved in. 266 00:14:32.741 --> 00:14:33.568 - We? 267 00:14:35.439 --> 00:14:36.310 - Sorry, I, 268 00:14:40.488 --> 00:14:42.620 I just lost Brenda a few months ago. 269 00:14:44.405 --> 00:14:46.233 Old habits, you know? 270 00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:48.148 - I'm sorry to hear that, sir. 271 00:14:48.235 --> 00:14:50.150 - Finn, Angus Finn. 272 00:14:51.760 --> 00:14:54.806 I suggest you get started because time is ticking 273 00:14:54.894 --> 00:14:58.332 and remember I'm not buying, just listening. 274 00:14:59.289 --> 00:15:00.987 - Loud and clear, Mr. Finn. 275 00:15:01.074 --> 00:15:02.989 Now let me ask you a simple question, 276 00:15:03.076 --> 00:15:05.252 are you a quality or a quantity type of guy? 277 00:15:09.778 --> 00:15:12.607 Well, I'm looking around and I'm guessing you're 278 00:15:12.694 --> 00:15:15.131 the kind of guy who cares about quality. 279 00:15:15.218 --> 00:15:17.786 I'm the same way, and so is Knifecorp. 280 00:15:22.095 --> 00:15:25.663 When I hold up this Potato Carver Plus in front of me, 281 00:15:25.750 --> 00:15:27.361 what's the first thing you see? 282 00:15:27.448 --> 00:15:28.275 - A knife. 283 00:15:29.406 --> 00:15:32.105 - Okay, but what specifically? 284 00:15:32.192 --> 00:15:33.845 - A virgin holding a knife. 285 00:15:35.195 --> 00:15:37.980 - Okay, but what about the knife 286 00:15:38.067 --> 00:15:40.461 that the virgin is holding really stands out? 287 00:15:40.548 --> 00:15:42.942 - That he's got about 10 seconds left. 288 00:15:44.465 --> 00:15:46.728 - Well, that's more about the virgin than the knife. 289 00:15:46.815 --> 00:15:47.816 - And time. 290 00:15:47.903 --> 00:15:49.078 - Wait, do you have a penny? 291 00:15:50.862 --> 00:15:51.689 Please. 292 00:15:57.608 --> 00:15:59.132 Now tell me, Mr. Finn, 293 00:15:59.219 --> 00:16:01.525 have you ever seen a pair of scissors so sharp 294 00:16:01.612 --> 00:16:03.614 that they can cut right through copper? 295 00:16:03.701 --> 00:16:06.313 - Oh, sure, let's just deface some US currency. 296 00:16:07.662 --> 00:16:10.317 - Well, no pair of scissors can deface US currency 297 00:16:10.404 --> 00:16:14.408 as quickly or easily as Knifecorp's. 298 00:16:16.236 --> 00:16:18.629 Just got to use a little pressure and then, 299 00:16:20.849 --> 00:16:22.068 ah shit! 300 00:16:22.155 --> 00:16:23.069 I mean shoot. 301 00:16:23.156 --> 00:16:23.983 - Stay here. 302 00:16:37.822 --> 00:16:40.086 - There's no service? 303 00:16:40.173 --> 00:16:41.261 That's weird. 304 00:16:42.523 --> 00:16:43.350 Ah, shit. 305 00:17:59.774 --> 00:18:00.818 Thank you. 306 00:18:00.905 --> 00:18:02.081 - This has been a real pleasure. 307 00:18:02.168 --> 00:18:03.647 Thank you for trespassing. 308 00:18:06.215 --> 00:18:07.869 - What if instead of the platinum series, 309 00:18:07.956 --> 00:18:09.914 we go silver lining set, it's basically the same thing, 310 00:18:10.001 --> 00:18:11.307 but without the scissors, 311 00:18:11.394 --> 00:18:12.830 still great for cutting things in there. 312 00:18:12.917 --> 00:18:14.310 Mrs. Coleman, I know you said that you have 313 00:18:14.397 --> 00:18:16.225 cut things before, this seems really in line 314 00:18:16.312 --> 00:18:17.705 with your wants. 315 00:18:17.792 --> 00:18:19.750 - Thanks, but good luck with the next house. 316 00:18:19.837 --> 00:18:21.796 - Actually, it's not really the next house, 317 00:18:21.883 --> 00:18:22.927 it's more of a last house, 318 00:18:23.014 --> 00:18:24.668 the Williamsons down the street. 319 00:18:24.755 --> 00:18:27.193 They've they just texted me because they're looking 320 00:18:27.280 --> 00:18:30.065 for two platinum series sets, I guess. 321 00:18:30.152 --> 00:18:31.327 They're going with. - Hold on. 322 00:18:31.414 --> 00:18:33.373 Debbie bought all of this? 323 00:18:33.460 --> 00:18:35.549 - Well, Debbie, she bought one, but it was her husband, 324 00:18:35.636 --> 00:18:36.898 David, he bought-- 325 00:18:36.985 --> 00:18:38.334 - Get out. 326 00:18:38.421 --> 00:18:40.075 - He bought like three, 'cause he's got 327 00:18:40.162 --> 00:18:41.381 some friends, I guess, and he hates going to the mall 328 00:18:41.468 --> 00:18:42.904 to shop for them, 329 00:18:42.991 --> 00:18:44.601 just talking about how much of a drag it is 330 00:18:44.688 --> 00:18:48.518 to go to the mall, and you got to park at the mall, 331 00:18:48.605 --> 00:18:50.607 and be at the mall. 332 00:18:52.305 --> 00:18:53.915 Don't want to go to the mall. 333 00:18:54.002 --> 00:18:55.090 - We'll take four. 334 00:18:55.177 --> 00:18:56.483 - Okay, cool, thanks. 335 00:18:56.570 --> 00:18:58.833 And Mr. Coleman, I just want to say, 336 00:18:58.920 --> 00:19:00.878 on my mom's side, I'm actually one-18th black 337 00:19:00.965 --> 00:19:03.054 because I'm Sicilian, so I feel like 338 00:19:03.142 --> 00:19:04.447 this transaction makes sense. 339 00:19:04.534 --> 00:19:07.102 I feel like there's some good history. 340 00:19:07.189 --> 00:19:08.147 It all feels right. 341 00:19:10.192 --> 00:19:12.455 - Are you sure you live alone? 342 00:19:12.542 --> 00:19:15.241 Because I could have swore I heard somebody upstairs. 343 00:19:15.328 --> 00:19:18.287 - Why don't you quit before you get hurt again? 344 00:19:18.374 --> 00:19:19.201 Excuse me. 345 00:19:20.594 --> 00:19:22.335 - That's a lot of meat. 346 00:19:22.422 --> 00:19:24.424 You're going to need some sharp knives to carve all that up. 347 00:19:24.511 --> 00:19:26.426 - I have knives, thank you. 348 00:19:26.513 --> 00:19:27.949 - Not like these, you don't. 349 00:19:29.298 --> 00:19:30.908 This Carver Deluxe will carve 350 00:19:30.995 --> 00:19:32.519 right through that like butter. 351 00:19:34.608 --> 00:19:36.436 - Fine, you got five more minutes. 352 00:19:36.523 --> 00:19:38.002 Make yourself useful. 353 00:19:38.089 --> 00:19:40.353 - Great, here, take this one, I'll use the Mini. 354 00:19:41.441 --> 00:19:42.790 Let's get to work. 355 00:19:42.877 --> 00:19:44.487 - I'm going to regret this. 356 00:19:44.574 --> 00:19:46.968 - You won't regret this purchase, Mrs. Robinson. 357 00:19:47.055 --> 00:19:49.275 Actually, it's really more like an investment. 358 00:19:49.362 --> 00:19:50.754 - Well, it is sharp. 359 00:19:50.841 --> 00:19:52.452 - You're very sharp for noticing. 360 00:19:52.539 --> 00:19:53.888 Us ladies got to stay sharp. 361 00:19:53.975 --> 00:19:55.324 - You know what, stop saying sharp. 362 00:19:55.411 --> 00:19:57.021 - Sorry. 363 00:19:57.108 --> 00:19:58.153 - Look, you don't have to sell me so hard on this, 364 00:19:58.240 --> 00:19:59.285 loosen up. 365 00:19:59.372 --> 00:20:00.808 Do you want a glass of wine? 366 00:20:00.895 --> 00:20:02.766 - Oh, I'm actually not old enough to drink. 367 00:20:02.853 --> 00:20:03.898 - Yeah, well, I'm not old enough 368 00:20:03.985 --> 00:20:05.813 to be going through menopause. 369 00:20:05.900 --> 00:20:06.857 So there's that. 370 00:20:06.944 --> 00:20:08.468 Will it be cash or credit? 371 00:20:08.555 --> 00:20:09.991 - Oh my God, you're amazing. 372 00:20:11.775 --> 00:20:13.951 - Can you feel that big blade energy 373 00:20:14.038 --> 00:20:15.605 slicing through that bad cut. 374 00:20:17.390 --> 00:20:19.827 - I got to admit, it's a damn good knife. 375 00:20:19.914 --> 00:20:21.785 - Oh, it's more than just a knife. 376 00:20:21.872 --> 00:20:22.873 That is a-- - It's getting time 377 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:25.572 for you to go is what it is. 378 00:20:25.659 --> 00:20:27.269 - Yeah, I guess so. 379 00:20:28.444 --> 00:20:30.403 Thank you for your time, Mr. Finn. 380 00:20:30.490 --> 00:20:31.404 - Thank you, pal. 381 00:20:32.883 --> 00:20:35.190 It's actually been nice having some company. 382 00:20:35.277 --> 00:20:37.497 - I had a really nice time, too. 383 00:20:37.584 --> 00:20:40.543 - Whoa, I'm not going to go steady with you. 384 00:20:40.630 --> 00:20:41.414 - Huh? 385 00:20:45.331 --> 00:20:47.463 You seem to really like that Carver. 386 00:20:47.550 --> 00:20:49.248 - Gets the job done. 387 00:20:49.335 --> 00:20:51.815 - And speaking of jobs, before I go, 388 00:20:51.902 --> 00:20:54.470 I really wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't at least ask 389 00:20:54.557 --> 00:20:56.385 if you wanted to purchase your own Carver Deluxe. 390 00:20:56.472 --> 00:21:00.041 - We had a deal. 391 00:21:00.128 --> 00:21:02.304 I let you into my home on the condition 392 00:21:02.391 --> 00:21:05.264 you did not try to sell me and you lied. 393 00:21:05.351 --> 00:21:06.569 - Daddy. 394 00:21:06.656 --> 00:21:08.571 Go back upstairs, sweetie. 395 00:21:08.658 --> 00:21:09.920 - Daddy, who is that? 396 00:21:10.007 --> 00:21:11.052 - Daddy, I thought you lived alone? 397 00:21:11.139 --> 00:21:12.445 - Get out of my house. 398 00:21:12.532 --> 00:21:13.576 - Daddy, please. - Now! 399 00:21:13.663 --> 00:21:14.534 - Please don't hurt him, please, 400 00:21:14.621 --> 00:21:15.752 he didn't do anything. 401 00:21:15.839 --> 00:21:17.450 Come on-- - You are a liar. 402 00:21:17.537 --> 00:21:19.190 - Please Dad, Dad, - I don't like liars. 403 00:21:19.278 --> 00:21:21.802 - Stop it. - Belle, go to your room! 404 00:21:26.154 --> 00:21:27.590 Now, I'm going to make you a deal. 405 00:21:27.677 --> 00:21:30.027 You don't tell anybody about what you just saw 406 00:21:31.202 --> 00:21:33.074 and I won't rip your fucking head off. 407 00:21:34.336 --> 00:21:35.381 Is that a deal? 408 00:21:35.468 --> 00:21:36.382 - Deal. 409 00:21:36.469 --> 00:21:37.339 - Yeah? - Yes. 410 00:21:47.567 --> 00:21:48.350 - Get out. 411 00:21:56.750 --> 00:21:57.707 - What the hell? 412 00:22:02.321 --> 00:22:03.147 Perfect. 413 00:22:05.454 --> 00:22:07.456 - I guess Wally's not coming, 414 00:22:07.543 --> 00:22:09.415 it's 'cause he's probably logging in a mountain of sales, 415 00:22:09.502 --> 00:22:14.245 so I say the trifecta council of Tanya, Jed, and Buddy 416 00:22:14.333 --> 00:22:18.249 nominates Tanya as our winner and buyer of the dinner. 417 00:22:18.337 --> 00:22:20.643 Tanya, please give us a speech. 418 00:22:20.730 --> 00:22:23.211 - Thank you, Jed, for that wonderful introduction. 419 00:22:23.298 --> 00:22:25.909 I see that being out in the field has changed you already. 420 00:22:25.996 --> 00:22:27.433 - Yeah, it totally changed me. 421 00:22:27.520 --> 00:22:28.956 - As you guys know, I've been trying to save up 422 00:22:29.043 --> 00:22:31.567 some cash to move out, and thanks to Knifecorp, 423 00:22:31.654 --> 00:22:34.483 I can start packing tonight. 424 00:22:34.570 --> 00:22:36.616 - Look who it is, Mr. Big Knife. 425 00:22:36.703 --> 00:22:39.183 - Wally. - How many units did you move? 426 00:22:39.270 --> 00:22:40.968 - I'm really not in the mood, Jed. 427 00:22:41.055 --> 00:22:42.491 - Come on, Wally. 428 00:22:42.578 --> 00:22:43.971 Stop acting like someone tried to make you eat 429 00:22:44.058 --> 00:22:47.235 your brother's remains and take a joke. 430 00:22:47.322 --> 00:22:49.019 - You get me, dude. 431 00:22:49.106 --> 00:22:51.457 You tired from filling out all those order forms? 432 00:22:51.544 --> 00:22:53.154 - Hey, does anyone know the name of Beauty 433 00:22:53.241 --> 00:22:54.677 in "Beauty and the Beast?" 434 00:22:57.332 --> 00:23:00.335 - Yeah, it's like Jasmine, right? 435 00:23:02.076 --> 00:23:03.643 I mean, you probably know the full name 436 00:23:03.730 --> 00:23:05.340 'cause you're like the Disney fan, so, what is it? 437 00:23:05.427 --> 00:23:08.474 - Okay, A, that's sexist and, B, my dad hates Disney. 438 00:23:08.561 --> 00:23:10.867 He said only a privileged white man would write a story 439 00:23:10.954 --> 00:23:13.479 about a girl who needs to be saved by her friends. 440 00:23:15.045 --> 00:23:16.830 - Janelle, I'm ringing the bell here. 441 00:23:18.266 --> 00:23:20.007 - I think it was Jasmine. - Yeah, it was Jasmine. 442 00:23:20.094 --> 00:23:21.617 What is Disney? 443 00:23:21.704 --> 00:23:23.053 - That was kind of random, what's up? 444 00:23:23.140 --> 00:23:25.273 - This guy, he said he lived alone, 445 00:23:25.360 --> 00:23:27.057 but he had a daughter named Belle, 446 00:23:28.363 --> 00:23:30.365 it's like he was hiding her or something. 447 00:23:30.452 --> 00:23:31.975 And he like freaked out on me at the end 448 00:23:32.062 --> 00:23:33.368 and kicked me out of his house. 449 00:23:33.455 --> 00:23:34.761 - Wait, who names their daughter Belle? 450 00:23:34.848 --> 00:23:36.763 That's like naming your daughter Ding-Dong. 451 00:23:36.850 --> 00:23:38.634 No offense. 452 00:23:38.721 --> 00:23:41.028 - Well, Belle is a French word for beautiful woman or girl. 453 00:23:41.115 --> 00:23:42.508 - Dude, where are you from? 454 00:23:43.596 --> 00:23:45.336 - The East. 455 00:23:45.424 --> 00:23:47.034 - Where, give me the exact GPS coordinates of your origin. 456 00:23:47.121 --> 00:23:48.557 - Oh my God, who cares? 457 00:23:48.644 --> 00:23:49.950 Stop being so racist. - I just, I just wanna-- 458 00:23:50.037 --> 00:23:52.039 - Wally, tell us what we want to know. 459 00:23:52.126 --> 00:23:53.432 How much did you sell? 460 00:23:54.389 --> 00:23:55.303 - I didn't. 461 00:23:57.131 --> 00:23:58.219 - You didn't, 462 00:23:58.306 --> 00:23:59.612 you didn't what? 463 00:23:59.699 --> 00:24:01.004 - I didn't sell anything. 464 00:24:01.091 --> 00:24:02.615 - How could you not have sold anything? 465 00:24:02.702 --> 00:24:04.486 These knives, like, literally sell themselves. 466 00:24:04.573 --> 00:24:06.532 - I mean because you guys gave me the do-not-solicit houses. 467 00:24:06.619 --> 00:24:08.882 - Exactly, and you're going to be 468 00:24:08.969 --> 00:24:11.145 like the first person to go to those houses. 469 00:24:11.232 --> 00:24:12.451 - And the last. 470 00:24:13.626 --> 00:24:15.497 - Great way of thinking, guys. 471 00:24:15.584 --> 00:24:17.804 - Wally, we're just messing with you. 472 00:24:17.891 --> 00:24:19.980 You'll go out and do some demos tomorrow and get something, 473 00:24:20.067 --> 00:24:21.634 I'm sure of it. 474 00:24:21.721 --> 00:24:23.200 - Dude, honestly, I'm not even messing with you 475 00:24:23.287 --> 00:24:24.550 as much right now as me and my football friends 476 00:24:24.637 --> 00:24:26.377 mess with each other. 477 00:24:26.465 --> 00:24:28.118 If you want, we can pretend like you made a bunch of money 478 00:24:28.205 --> 00:24:31.078 and then keep pretending and let you pay for the bill. 479 00:24:31.165 --> 00:24:31.992 - Thanks, Jed. 480 00:24:33.080 --> 00:24:33.950 Goodnight, guys. 481 00:24:34.037 --> 00:24:36.344 - Wally, just remember, 482 00:24:36.431 --> 00:24:38.912 don't come back without your knives. 483 00:24:40.217 --> 00:24:41.175 - That was like spot on. - Wait, 484 00:24:41.262 --> 00:24:42.263 where are my knives? 485 00:24:43.394 --> 00:24:44.700 - You're going to go right now? 486 00:24:44.787 --> 00:24:46.572 Is this still crazy hide-a-daughter guy 487 00:24:46.659 --> 00:24:47.964 we've been hearing about? 488 00:24:48.051 --> 00:24:49.488 - I don't have a lot of other options. 489 00:24:49.575 --> 00:24:51.272 See you guys tomorrow. 490 00:24:51.359 --> 00:24:53.492 - You can't just let him go alone. 491 00:24:53.579 --> 00:24:55.885 - Wally, wait, we'll go with you, 492 00:24:55.972 --> 00:24:57.713 gotta walk off this pizza, 493 00:24:57.800 --> 00:24:58.932 I want to see this Jasmine girl. 494 00:24:59.019 --> 00:25:00.455 I got reasons. 495 00:25:00.542 --> 00:25:01.630 - I appreciate it. 496 00:25:01.717 --> 00:25:03.023 - Wally, you have a good soul. 497 00:25:03.110 --> 00:25:04.720 I will follow you into battle, brother, 498 00:25:04.807 --> 00:25:07.593 for blood is thicker than-- - Well, I'm coming, too. 499 00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:10.552 Breaking into some psycho's house still beats going home. 500 00:25:10.639 --> 00:25:12.598 - No, wait, we're not breaking in. 501 00:25:12.685 --> 00:25:14.469 I'm just going to knock on the door and calmly explain 502 00:25:14.556 --> 00:25:16.863 the situation and ask for my knives back. 503 00:25:16.950 --> 00:25:18.517 What's the worst that can happen? 504 00:25:20.562 --> 00:25:22.956 - From my experience< you could possibly get stabbed. 505 00:25:23.043 --> 00:25:24.784 - Did he say stabbed? 506 00:25:24.871 --> 00:25:26.786 'Cause I was thinking he could use our knives against us. 507 00:25:26.873 --> 00:25:29.789 - Honestly, I thought Hong Kong was kind of really cool 508 00:25:29.876 --> 00:25:31.312 and everything, but I was a little bit grossed out 509 00:25:31.399 --> 00:25:33.053 'cause I saw them kill a snake. 510 00:25:33.140 --> 00:25:34.489 The best part about it was that it made me appreciate 511 00:25:34.576 --> 00:25:36.622 India more, how do you feel about China? 512 00:25:36.709 --> 00:25:37.797 I've never been there. 513 00:25:37.884 --> 00:25:38.885 - Are you guys cold? 514 00:25:39.886 --> 00:25:41.322 Oh fuck. 515 00:25:41.409 --> 00:25:42.453 - Not really actually. 516 00:25:42.541 --> 00:25:44.151 - My nipples are so hard, look. 517 00:25:44.238 --> 00:25:45.674 - Oh wow, hard nipples, your mom must be so proud. 518 00:25:45.761 --> 00:25:47.894 - This one's covered by the-- - He's not answering. 519 00:25:47.981 --> 00:25:49.417 I'll just come back tomorrow. 520 00:25:49.504 --> 00:25:51.332 - Okay, cool. - No, no, no. 521 00:25:51.419 --> 00:25:52.812 If you don't get those knives back, 522 00:25:52.899 --> 00:25:54.204 Van is just going to make you pay for them 523 00:25:54.291 --> 00:25:55.423 and they're, like, really expensive. 524 00:25:55.510 --> 00:25:57.164 It happened to Sarah's brother. 525 00:25:57.251 --> 00:25:59.645 - Oh really, okay, oh, you're going to bring up Sarah. 526 00:25:59.732 --> 00:26:00.994 I know what you're doing. 527 00:26:01.081 --> 00:26:02.778 You're trying to make me feel pain 528 00:26:02.865 --> 00:26:03.910 'cause you like me and you don't know how to show love. 529 00:26:03.997 --> 00:26:05.389 - You're so dramatic, I can't. 530 00:26:05.476 --> 00:26:07.000 - Has someone told Buddy that me and Sarah had sex 531 00:26:07.087 --> 00:26:08.654 on the football field, 'cause I feel like-- 532 00:26:08.741 --> 00:26:10.351 - Why don't you just stop talking. 533 00:26:10.438 --> 00:26:11.134 - I just feel like it's something he should know. 534 00:26:11.221 --> 00:26:12.222 - Hello, guys. 535 00:26:12.309 --> 00:26:13.572 What am I supposed to do now? 536 00:26:14.790 --> 00:26:16.096 - You run, Wally. 537 00:26:16.183 --> 00:26:17.314 You run where they can never find you. 538 00:26:19.621 --> 00:26:21.275 - Okay, but if you do that, 539 00:26:21.362 --> 00:26:23.190 Van's just going to make your mom pay for them. 540 00:26:23.277 --> 00:26:24.757 - No, no way. 541 00:26:24.844 --> 00:26:26.759 I'm getting those knives back. 542 00:26:26.846 --> 00:26:29.631 - Okay, he's going to go get them, he's set. 543 00:26:30.763 --> 00:26:31.590 How? 544 00:26:35.115 --> 00:26:37.117 - I need to borrow someone's peanut butter spreader. 545 00:27:03.622 --> 00:27:05.232 - I can lead you to the gates of hell 546 00:27:05.319 --> 00:27:07.800 but I cannot promise your safe return. 547 00:27:07.887 --> 00:27:10.237 - Thanks for the confidence boost. 548 00:27:10.324 --> 00:27:11.499 Pass me a paring knife. 549 00:27:15.677 --> 00:27:16.504 Thanks. 550 00:27:21.683 --> 00:27:22.510 Got it. 551 00:27:31.475 --> 00:27:32.781 What are you doing? 552 00:27:32.868 --> 00:27:34.391 I'm just taking my knives and leaving. 553 00:27:34.478 --> 00:27:35.654 - Never leave a man alone behind enemy lines. 554 00:28:04.378 --> 00:28:05.771 - Shit, I'm missing the Carver. 555 00:28:05.858 --> 00:28:08.687 - Don't panic, panic equals suicide. 556 00:28:09.818 --> 00:28:11.690 We will split up and find your knife. 557 00:28:12.865 --> 00:28:15.258 You go this way, I'll go that way. 558 00:28:31.710 --> 00:28:32.667 - It's in my room. - Belle? 559 00:28:32.754 --> 00:28:34.364 - Quick, follow me. 560 00:28:38.499 --> 00:28:39.718 Wait. 561 00:28:56.865 --> 00:28:57.779 what are you doing? 562 00:28:58.780 --> 00:29:01.348 - It's my cello. 563 00:29:01.435 --> 00:29:03.132 I'm lucky he lets me play it so much. 564 00:29:03.219 --> 00:29:04.960 He said when he grew up, girls my age 565 00:29:05.047 --> 00:29:06.919 were never allowed to play at night, 566 00:29:07.006 --> 00:29:09.835 but it doesn't bother him. 567 00:29:09.922 --> 00:29:10.836 - That's great. 568 00:29:10.923 --> 00:29:12.533 Do you have the knife? 569 00:29:12.620 --> 00:29:15.710 - Yeah, but first, can I play you my song? 570 00:29:15.797 --> 00:29:19.061 - This isn't the best time, I really need that knife. 571 00:29:19.148 --> 00:29:20.497 - You should really hear it. 572 00:29:20.584 --> 00:29:22.282 I wrote it for you after you left. 573 00:29:23.631 --> 00:29:25.938 - If your dad finds me, he's going to kill me. 574 00:29:27.374 --> 00:29:28.244 I really need to get the knife and get back to my friends. 575 00:29:28.331 --> 00:29:30.420 - Oh, Daddy won't mind. 576 00:29:30.507 --> 00:29:32.509 He knew you'd be back. 577 00:29:32.596 --> 00:29:33.989 - What are you talking about? 578 00:29:39.865 --> 00:29:41.475 Um, what's going on right now? 579 00:29:44.957 --> 00:29:46.654 Belle, please, where is the knife? 580 00:29:48.787 --> 00:29:50.353 Stop! 581 00:29:50.440 --> 00:29:51.267 - Don't you know it's rude to stop the symphony 582 00:29:51.354 --> 00:29:52.703 before the crescendo. 583 00:29:52.791 --> 00:29:55.141 - Symphony, you don't even have strings. 584 00:29:55.228 --> 00:29:57.447 I think you should come with me, you're not safe here. 585 00:29:57.534 --> 00:30:00.015 - Daddy says this is the only place that I'm safe. 586 00:30:01.190 --> 00:30:03.976 - I'm sure he has your best interests at heart. 587 00:30:04.063 --> 00:30:05.760 I'm going to leave now, though. 588 00:30:05.847 --> 00:30:08.284 Please, Belle, give me the knife. 589 00:30:13.246 --> 00:30:14.987 - That's weird, 590 00:30:15.074 --> 00:30:17.076 I put it right under my pillow, but it's not there anymore. 591 00:30:17.163 --> 00:30:18.817 - Okay, screw the knife, I'm out. 592 00:30:19.687 --> 00:30:20.993 - Wait. 593 00:30:40.360 --> 00:30:41.840 - Please, please be copper. 594 00:30:50.979 --> 00:30:52.720 Son of a bitch, fuck. 595 00:30:54.635 --> 00:30:56.506 - Now you can stay here with me. 596 00:30:56.593 --> 00:30:58.552 - No, neither of us are staying here. 597 00:30:58.639 --> 00:30:59.640 I'm going to try the window in the hall. 598 00:30:59.727 --> 00:31:01.076 - Oh, now we can be together, 599 00:31:01.163 --> 00:31:03.426 just like I always imagined. 600 00:31:03.513 --> 00:31:04.819 - What are you talking about? 601 00:31:04.906 --> 00:31:06.516 - I knew you'd come one day. 602 00:31:07.953 --> 00:31:09.563 I've been waiting for you, my prince. 603 00:31:24.883 --> 00:31:27.363 - Wally, Wally, we need to go. 604 00:31:40.159 --> 00:31:43.510 - So, are you in one of those all-girl Catholic schools? 605 00:31:43.597 --> 00:31:45.816 - Oh, I don't go to school. 606 00:31:45.904 --> 00:31:47.296 - Why not? 607 00:31:47.383 --> 00:31:49.690 - Daddy says school isn't for smart people. 608 00:31:49.777 --> 00:31:51.344 - Have you ever been outside? 609 00:31:52.562 --> 00:31:54.825 - Not since we moved to this house. 610 00:31:54.913 --> 00:31:55.696 - Why not? 611 00:31:57.524 --> 00:32:00.440 - Well, I used to run away a lot back at the other house. 612 00:32:00.527 --> 00:32:03.225 Daddy got super angry when Brenda died. 613 00:32:04.792 --> 00:32:07.229 - I'm sorry to hear about your mom. 614 00:32:09.275 --> 00:32:11.233 My dad died recently, too. 615 00:32:12.800 --> 00:32:13.888 - Lucky. 616 00:32:13.975 --> 00:32:15.368 - What? 617 00:32:19.067 --> 00:32:20.590 - That was my first kiss. 618 00:32:20.677 --> 00:32:22.810 - Um, mine too. 619 00:32:23.680 --> 00:32:25.856 - Should we maybe try again? 620 00:32:27.641 --> 00:32:28.816 - Sounds good to me. 621 00:32:34.604 --> 00:32:36.780 - You salesmen really don't know when to quit, do you? 622 00:32:36.867 --> 00:32:37.781 - Shit. - Daddy. 623 00:32:40.001 --> 00:32:42.090 - Looking for this, huh? 624 00:32:42.177 --> 00:32:43.744 - Please, please don't kill me. 625 00:32:43.831 --> 00:32:45.615 - Daddy, come on, please, please, please, Daddy. 626 00:32:45.702 --> 00:32:46.747 - Belle, stop! 627 00:32:46.834 --> 00:32:47.835 Oh, shit. 628 00:32:49.445 --> 00:32:50.229 - Is that real? 629 00:32:51.534 --> 00:32:53.188 - Belle, no! 630 00:32:53.275 --> 00:32:55.974 - Jed, Jed, come on, come on! 631 00:32:59.716 --> 00:33:01.240 - Jed, you run and get help! 632 00:33:20.215 --> 00:33:22.522 Hey, how do you know that this is where he lives? 633 00:33:22.609 --> 00:33:24.263 - It's listed in the company directory. 634 00:33:24.350 --> 00:33:25.699 - Yeah, but people don't put 635 00:33:25.786 --> 00:33:27.875 their real information on those things. 636 00:33:27.962 --> 00:33:30.356 - It is amazing you graduated from high school. 637 00:33:32.184 --> 00:33:33.011 - I know. 638 00:33:34.838 --> 00:33:36.275 Wait, wait, wait, he's probably like banging 10 supermodels, 639 00:33:36.362 --> 00:33:37.667 maybe we should just send him a text first. 640 00:33:37.754 --> 00:33:39.234 - I don't care who he's banging. 641 00:33:39.321 --> 00:33:41.671 We need his help and we can't go to the police. 642 00:33:41.758 --> 00:33:45.371 - Shit, okay, yeah. 643 00:33:48.504 --> 00:33:50.202 I just really don't want to be a cockblock, like, 644 00:33:50.289 --> 00:33:51.159 I don't want to do that to him. 645 00:33:51.246 --> 00:33:52.291 - Jed, Stop talking. 646 00:33:56.730 --> 00:33:57.513 - Guys. 647 00:33:57.600 --> 00:33:58.732 - Sorry about this. 648 00:34:00.212 --> 00:34:01.387 - You know, I really don't appreciate you 649 00:34:01.474 --> 00:34:02.997 coming by unannounced to my home. 650 00:34:03.084 --> 00:34:04.564 You know, we should really talk 651 00:34:04.651 --> 00:34:06.044 about boundaries because I don't think it's good 652 00:34:06.131 --> 00:34:07.523 that you guys are just knocking on doors-- 653 00:34:07.610 --> 00:34:08.829 - Van, we don't have time for this right now. 654 00:34:08.916 --> 00:34:11.223 - There's a dead girl and she's dead. 655 00:34:11.310 --> 00:34:12.572 - She might not be dead. 656 00:34:12.659 --> 00:34:14.182 - Who's dead, who's she? 657 00:34:14.269 --> 00:34:15.618 - She flew out of the window, she hit a gargoyle, 658 00:34:15.705 --> 00:34:17.011 and she wasn't moving-- 659 00:34:17.098 --> 00:34:18.317 - Honey. 660 00:34:18.404 --> 00:34:20.101 What is going on? 661 00:34:20.188 --> 00:34:22.190 - You guys like hang out in robes and wing man each other 662 00:34:22.277 --> 00:34:23.670 with all these models or something? 663 00:34:23.757 --> 00:34:25.106 - Ignore the idiot. 664 00:34:25.193 --> 00:34:26.760 Please just get dressed and come with us. 665 00:34:27.674 --> 00:34:29.980 - You see this, this is what I, 666 00:34:32.766 --> 00:34:34.811 - Can you guys give me one minute? 667 00:34:34.898 --> 00:34:36.248 - Are all the models, like, upstairs? 668 00:34:36.335 --> 00:34:37.684 - Just a minute. - There are no models. 669 00:34:37.771 --> 00:34:39.903 - What do you mean there are no models. 670 00:34:39.990 --> 00:34:40.991 - You are not going anywhere right now. 671 00:34:41.079 --> 00:34:42.384 Blue tie, pink pocket square. 672 00:34:42.471 --> 00:34:44.256 - One of my kid needs me. 673 00:34:45.126 --> 00:34:46.171 Wingtips or boots? 674 00:34:46.258 --> 00:34:48.303 - Well what about our kids, huh? 675 00:34:48.390 --> 00:34:50.175 And please, no argyle. 676 00:34:50.262 --> 00:34:51.698 - These are our kids. 677 00:34:51.785 --> 00:34:54.353 - That is exactly the point. 678 00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:56.529 Tie, definitely tie. 679 00:34:56.616 --> 00:34:58.922 - Why don't we schedule a time to talk about this? 680 00:34:59.009 --> 00:35:01.273 - I am not one of your customers. 681 00:35:02.926 --> 00:35:04.276 You look so good right now. 682 00:35:05.799 --> 00:35:08.541 Still, you are not going to leave at 10 PM 683 00:35:08.628 --> 00:35:09.890 on our date night. 684 00:35:09.977 --> 00:35:10.804 It's like, 685 00:35:12.588 --> 00:35:13.459 I hate this tie. 686 00:35:20.335 --> 00:35:22.250 - Goodnight, moonlight. 687 00:35:25.123 --> 00:35:26.689 - You're gonna need this. 688 00:35:33.174 --> 00:35:34.480 - DVR Cake Boss? 689 00:36:02.856 --> 00:36:04.162 - No, Belle, no. 690 00:36:06.164 --> 00:36:06.990 No. 691 00:36:18.393 --> 00:36:19.220 Oh, Belle. 692 00:37:10.793 --> 00:37:12.360 - Why aren't we going to the cops? 693 00:37:12.447 --> 00:37:14.014 - Because technically Wally and Buddy broke in. 694 00:37:14.101 --> 00:37:15.668 - Whoa, what do you mean technically? 695 00:37:15.755 --> 00:37:18.279 - Like they literally broke back in. 696 00:37:18.366 --> 00:37:20.847 - Okay, so why didn't you just say that? 697 00:37:20.934 --> 00:37:23.241 - I mean technically, yeah, she kind of did. 698 00:37:26.505 --> 00:37:27.680 - Millennials. 699 00:37:47.308 --> 00:37:48.266 - Now what? 700 00:38:16.468 --> 00:38:18.208 - What are you waiting for? 701 00:38:18.296 --> 00:38:19.558 - Are you sure you want to go in there, like, 702 00:38:19.645 --> 00:38:21.255 this could be a really dangerous. 703 00:38:21.342 --> 00:38:22.691 - My plan, my rules. 704 00:38:24.476 --> 00:38:27.130 - Can I tell you something first, though, before we go in? 705 00:38:27.217 --> 00:38:28.001 - Now? 706 00:38:28.088 --> 00:38:29.437 We don't have time. 707 00:38:29.524 --> 00:38:30.960 - Sarah broke up with me because of you. 708 00:38:32.701 --> 00:38:34.312 - What are you talking about? We're not even friends. 709 00:38:34.399 --> 00:38:37.271 - When we were partners in that biology thing, 710 00:38:37.358 --> 00:38:40.230 I was talking about you all the time, she got super jelly. 711 00:38:41.449 --> 00:38:42.711 - What are yoU doing? 712 00:38:42.798 --> 00:38:43.843 - I don't know. 713 00:38:43.930 --> 00:38:45.148 - We'll talk about this later. 714 00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:47.586 - Oh wait, this is going to fall out, 715 00:38:47.673 --> 00:38:49.414 it's going to be like . 716 00:38:49.501 --> 00:38:52.591 We'll just put it here, okay, one, two, three. 717 00:38:57.117 --> 00:38:58.945 - Doing some cleaning around the house? 718 00:38:59.032 --> 00:39:00.947 - Yeah, sorry about the noise. 719 00:39:01.034 --> 00:39:02.601 - Oh, no need to apologize, sir. 720 00:39:02.688 --> 00:39:04.516 In fact, I'm here to apologize to you. 721 00:39:04.603 --> 00:39:06.909 - A little late in the evening for that, isn't it? 722 00:39:08.389 --> 00:39:10.086 - You know, I have a pretty bizarre question for you. 723 00:39:10.173 --> 00:39:13.612 I'm actually looking for my associate, Wally Banks. 724 00:39:13.699 --> 00:39:15.527 He's not here, is he? 725 00:39:17.137 --> 00:39:18.530 - Name doesn't ring a bell. 726 00:39:20.401 --> 00:39:22.664 - I could've sworn he said he was going to come around here. 727 00:39:24.187 --> 00:39:25.972 - No trespassing sign right there, 728 00:39:26.059 --> 00:39:29.628 those Knifecorp kids know not to come to my house. 729 00:39:29.715 --> 00:39:32.631 - Knifecorp, now how'd you know he's with Knifecorp? 730 00:39:32.718 --> 00:39:35.111 I don't remember mentioning anything about that. 731 00:39:36.809 --> 00:39:38.550 - Your plaque right there, dumbass. 732 00:39:40.203 --> 00:39:41.640 - You are quite the detective. 733 00:39:41.727 --> 00:39:42.771 - Former. 734 00:39:42.858 --> 00:39:45.470 - Former detective, of course. 735 00:39:45.557 --> 00:39:48.429 Well, seeing as how you didn't get a proper demonstration, 736 00:39:48.516 --> 00:39:50.170 would you mind if I came inside, maybe showed you-- 737 00:39:50.257 --> 00:39:52.738 - It's really not a good time and I am not interested 738 00:39:52.825 --> 00:39:54.392 in buying any knives. 739 00:39:54.479 --> 00:39:56.785 - Well, I'm not interested in selling any knives. 740 00:39:56.872 --> 00:39:59.179 I'm here to help you invest in your family's future. 741 00:39:59.266 --> 00:40:00.920 - Get the fuck off my property. 742 00:40:02.095 --> 00:40:02.922 - Now, Mr. Finn. 743 00:40:05.620 --> 00:40:07.361 Did something happen to your upstairs window? 744 00:40:07.448 --> 00:40:09.189 - Yeah, God damn neighborhood kids. 745 00:40:10.408 --> 00:40:12.148 - Are you sure that wasn't one of mine? 746 00:40:12.235 --> 00:40:13.672 You see, I would just feel so bad if one of my team members 747 00:40:13.759 --> 00:40:15.848 damaged your home, they are teenagers, 748 00:40:15.935 --> 00:40:19.329 they can get rambunctious, especially that Wally Banks. 749 00:40:19.417 --> 00:40:20.418 - It was Van, right? 750 00:40:21.331 --> 00:40:23.246 - I never told you my name. 751 00:40:23.333 --> 00:40:24.334 - You know, I think I will take 752 00:40:24.422 --> 00:40:26.075 that demonstration after all. 753 00:40:26.162 --> 00:40:26.989 Come on in. 754 00:41:05.637 --> 00:41:09.075 - I was a three-time Akiva Friend sales award winner. 755 00:41:09.162 --> 00:41:10.206 I know quality. 756 00:41:11.599 --> 00:41:13.166 And you seem like a quality guy, right? 757 00:41:15.995 --> 00:41:20.565 Well, like you and like me, Knifecorp defines quality. 758 00:41:31.053 --> 00:41:31.967 - Wally, Wally. 759 00:41:33.447 --> 00:41:35.231 - Now when I hold up this Potato Carver Plus, 760 00:41:35.318 --> 00:41:37.016 what is the first thing you see? 761 00:41:38.408 --> 00:41:39.235 - May I? 762 00:41:42.412 --> 00:41:44.893 - Careful with her, she's a lot of knife. 763 00:41:44.980 --> 00:41:47.635 - Wally, Wally, wake up, Wally. 764 00:41:47.722 --> 00:41:49.289 - What was that? 765 00:41:54.773 --> 00:41:55.600 - Get your Dicer Pro. 766 00:41:55.687 --> 00:41:56.775 - Okay, okay. 767 00:41:58.037 --> 00:41:59.299 Easy, easy. 768 00:41:59.386 --> 00:42:00.561 - Cut on three, 769 00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:03.564 two, one. - Two, one. 770 00:42:05.653 --> 00:42:08.526 Okay, okay, one more, one more, one more. 771 00:42:08.613 --> 00:42:10.615 Two, one. - Two, one. 772 00:42:16.185 --> 00:42:17.012 - Shit. 773 00:42:18.579 --> 00:42:19.406 Banks! 774 00:42:21.713 --> 00:42:23.410 - Buddy, thank you, thank you so much. 775 00:42:23.497 --> 00:42:24.977 I owe you my life. 776 00:42:25.064 --> 00:42:27.022 - Just promise to live for those that cannot. 777 00:42:27.109 --> 00:42:28.241 - Yes, yes, I promise. 778 00:42:30.069 --> 00:42:33.594 - We need to regroup, formulate a new plan. 779 00:42:33.681 --> 00:42:34.987 - I think we need to go to the police. 780 00:42:35.074 --> 00:42:36.205 - No, no cops. 781 00:42:36.292 --> 00:42:37.163 I cannot risk it. 782 00:42:39.818 --> 00:42:41.297 - Looks like Tanya and Jed left. 783 00:42:41.384 --> 00:42:42.995 I think we should see where they are. 784 00:42:45.171 --> 00:42:46.651 - I have no bars. 785 00:42:46.738 --> 00:42:48.391 - That's okay, I can still text. 786 00:43:10.065 --> 00:43:11.806 Oh, that cannot be good. 787 00:43:13.373 --> 00:43:15.593 - They're inside the house. We need to go back in there. 788 00:43:15.680 --> 00:43:18.378 - No, that would surely be suicide. 789 00:43:18.465 --> 00:43:19.988 - Didn't you once say the only difference 790 00:43:20.075 --> 00:43:22.861 between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage. 791 00:43:22.948 --> 00:43:25.341 - No, that was Panic! at the Disco. 792 00:43:25.428 --> 00:43:26.604 Very underrated album. 793 00:43:28.301 --> 00:43:29.345 - Oh, you're right. 794 00:43:29.432 --> 00:43:31.434 - Yes, but we have no plan now 795 00:43:31.521 --> 00:43:32.697 and I need more knives. 796 00:43:34.394 --> 00:43:36.483 - I think I know where we can get some. Follow me. 797 00:44:17.089 --> 00:44:17.916 - Van. 798 00:44:22.616 --> 00:44:23.530 Fuck, dude. 799 00:44:27.403 --> 00:44:28.709 - Jed. - This is bad, 800 00:44:28.796 --> 00:44:30.755 this is really, this is for sure bad. 801 00:44:30.842 --> 00:44:31.669 - Is he dead? 802 00:44:33.192 --> 00:44:34.193 - Yes, yes. 803 00:44:37.587 --> 00:44:38.632 - Are you serious? 804 00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:40.547 - It's the deluxe set. 805 00:44:41.722 --> 00:44:42.854 Do you want me to just leave this? 806 00:44:42.941 --> 00:44:45.030 Don't worry, hide, hide. - Shit. 807 00:45:03.962 --> 00:45:04.963 - Oh my God. 808 00:45:09.184 --> 00:45:10.620 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 809 00:45:11.621 --> 00:45:13.014 Fuck. 810 00:45:13.101 --> 00:45:14.755 I'm so sorry, Belle. 811 00:45:19.064 --> 00:45:19.891 Fuck. 812 00:46:27.088 --> 00:46:28.307 Yes, yes, yes. 813 00:46:32.180 --> 00:46:35.749 Oh God, Van, Van, Van, I'm so sorry. 814 00:46:41.276 --> 00:46:44.889 Ah, yes. 815 00:46:44.976 --> 00:46:46.542 Come on. 816 00:46:52.461 --> 00:46:53.419 This is Raj Appel. 817 00:46:53.506 --> 00:46:55.203 - Daddy, Daddy, it's Tanya. 818 00:46:55.290 --> 00:46:57.031 Tanya, why are you calling me from this number? 819 00:46:57.118 --> 00:46:59.599 - Because you never answer when I call and I need your help, 820 00:46:59.686 --> 00:47:01.383 I'm trapped in one of the houses that I-- 821 00:47:01.470 --> 00:47:03.168 Hey Tanya, look, I'm in the middle of something, 822 00:47:03.255 --> 00:47:04.691 . 823 00:47:04.778 --> 00:47:05.910 - No. 824 00:47:05.997 --> 00:47:07.520 Fuck! 825 00:47:07.607 --> 00:47:08.434 Fuck! 826 00:47:50.519 --> 00:47:51.999 - Hey, we're in here. 827 00:47:52.086 --> 00:47:54.523 Hello, help, help, help! 828 00:47:54.610 --> 00:47:58.092 Yo, this guy's doing crazy horror movie shit in here! 829 00:47:58.179 --> 00:48:01.226 - Hey, now we are not doing any of that. 830 00:48:01.313 --> 00:48:02.705 - Nuh uh, nuh uh. 831 00:48:02.792 --> 00:48:04.446 - Now, I need to know who your friends are 832 00:48:04.533 --> 00:48:07.406 and what they may have said about our little encounter. 833 00:48:08.842 --> 00:48:09.669 - Honestly, I don't know what you're talking about. 834 00:48:09.756 --> 00:48:10.975 It's just me. 835 00:48:11.062 --> 00:48:12.846 I'm-- - Shut your mouth. 836 00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:15.240 You're going to wake the dead. 837 00:48:18.286 --> 00:48:20.898 Let's start with an easier question, shall we? 838 00:48:20.985 --> 00:48:23.030 Where is Wally Banks? 839 00:48:23.117 --> 00:48:25.119 - Do you have anything easier than that? 840 00:48:28.731 --> 00:48:29.819 Where's Van? 841 00:48:31.517 --> 00:48:33.432 - He's supposed to be out rescuing you two right now. 842 00:48:33.519 --> 00:48:35.173 - Oh no, that mean he's at the house. 843 00:48:35.260 --> 00:48:36.261 - Are you, 844 00:48:36.348 --> 00:48:37.653 - Okay, we need to move fast. 845 00:48:37.740 --> 00:48:39.438 Where do you keep your extra demo kits? 846 00:48:39.525 --> 00:48:41.483 - Extra demo kits, does it say Costco on our front door? 847 00:48:41.570 --> 00:48:44.269 - Uh, no, just ironic no solicitors sign. 848 00:48:45.792 --> 00:48:47.054 - We need to arm up. 849 00:48:48.229 --> 00:48:49.491 - I'll go get the riot gear. 850 00:49:17.693 --> 00:49:19.043 - Let's go get this fucker. 851 00:49:42.283 --> 00:49:43.937 - What are you doing? 852 00:49:44.024 --> 00:49:45.156 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing, 853 00:49:45.243 --> 00:49:46.505 what are you doing with that? 854 00:49:46.592 --> 00:49:48.202 - I need you to unlock it for me. 855 00:49:48.289 --> 00:49:51.336 - No, no, that's some violation of privacy laws, dude. 856 00:49:51.423 --> 00:49:53.599 There's laws, okay, all right. 857 00:49:53.686 --> 00:49:56.080 Yeah, it's one, one, one, one, one, one. 858 00:49:56.167 --> 00:49:57.820 - Where's your friend's name? 859 00:49:57.907 --> 00:50:00.606 - I told you, I don't have any friends, I work alone. 860 00:50:00.693 --> 00:50:03.348 I'm like a lone Wolf, here on my own accord. 861 00:50:03.435 --> 00:50:05.480 - That little fucker with the curly hair. 862 00:50:06.525 --> 00:50:08.135 - Yeah, he's in there. 863 00:50:08.222 --> 00:50:09.658 He's, if you just go to that group text right there, 864 00:50:09.745 --> 00:50:11.269 the one with the bunch of the notifications. 865 00:50:11.356 --> 00:50:12.357 - This one. - Yeah, click that 866 00:50:12.444 --> 00:50:13.619 and let the names scroll up. 867 00:50:15.099 --> 00:50:16.883 Just click it before you do other things, 868 00:50:16.970 --> 00:50:18.711 just cli-, just do, just click it. 869 00:50:18.798 --> 00:50:20.800 - You got one chance. - I'm trying to help you. 870 00:50:20.887 --> 00:50:22.149 See how you're moving your thumb, like, 871 00:50:22.236 --> 00:50:24.934 really fast right now, just click it. 872 00:50:25.022 --> 00:50:26.414 And then it's one of the top two names, 873 00:50:26.501 --> 00:50:27.981 I don't, we're just work friends, I forget. 874 00:50:28.068 --> 00:50:29.461 - This ain't "Deal or No Deal," and I'm not 875 00:50:29.548 --> 00:50:31.724 Howie fucking Mandel. - Okay. 876 00:50:32.899 --> 00:50:34.466 It's really hard for me to think right now 877 00:50:34.553 --> 00:50:35.989 because you have me tied up, 878 00:50:36.076 --> 00:50:37.338 it's not a normal situation that people think 879 00:50:37.425 --> 00:50:39.645 really well in, just so you know. 880 00:50:39.732 --> 00:50:41.125 Hey, 881 00:50:41.212 --> 00:50:42.648 where are you going with my phone. 882 00:50:42.735 --> 00:50:44.824 - There's no reception inside. 883 00:50:44.911 --> 00:50:46.304 Besides, are you really that worried 884 00:50:46.391 --> 00:50:47.870 about your phone right now? 885 00:50:47.957 --> 00:50:48.741 - No. 886 00:50:50.221 --> 00:50:51.570 Kinda, a little bit. 887 00:50:53.093 --> 00:50:54.616 There's some pictures on there. 888 00:50:54.703 --> 00:50:57.010 It's very normal for someone my age, 889 00:50:57.097 --> 00:50:59.360 I was working out a lot, and I wanted to document it, 890 00:50:59.447 --> 00:51:00.753 that's it, it's just. 891 00:51:02.755 --> 00:51:04.844 Those were just for me, if you see those. 892 00:51:08.761 --> 00:51:09.588 Did he answer? 893 00:51:11.981 --> 00:51:13.374 - I need to unlock it again. 894 00:51:15.768 --> 00:51:16.595 - Seriously? 895 00:51:18.336 --> 00:51:19.467 Yeah, it's one, one, one, it's just a bunch of ones. 896 00:51:19.554 --> 00:51:21.252 Sometimes I forget, people forget, 897 00:51:22.557 --> 00:51:23.776 it's a forgettable thing. 898 00:51:24.907 --> 00:51:26.170 - All right, I got it. 899 00:51:26.257 --> 00:51:28.259 - Okay, it's just, yeah, four ones. 900 00:51:28.346 --> 00:51:29.738 - What is that? - Don't, 901 00:51:30.609 --> 00:51:33.873 that's, that's part of me. 902 00:51:33.960 --> 00:51:35.788 - I've never seen that angle. - Don't look at it. 903 00:51:35.875 --> 00:51:38.138 - You make me sick. - Okay, okay, 904 00:51:38.225 --> 00:51:39.835 I'm the freak. - Disgusting. 905 00:51:39.922 --> 00:51:41.446 - Yeah, I'm the disgusting one. 906 00:51:42.621 --> 00:51:45.145 Yeah, I'm the weird one, yeah, okay, cool. 907 00:52:02.815 --> 00:52:04.382 - Jed. - Untie me quick. 908 00:52:04.469 --> 00:52:07.559 He's gonna be back like any second. 909 00:52:07.646 --> 00:52:09.169 We just gotta, we're gonna, 910 00:52:09.256 --> 00:52:10.214 I'm gonna get us out there, but we just gotta get 911 00:52:10.301 --> 00:52:11.258 my phone first. - Okay. 912 00:52:11.345 --> 00:52:12.390 - Got some things on there. 913 00:52:15.523 --> 00:52:16.481 - Jed. - Yeah. 914 00:52:16.568 --> 00:52:17.656 - Can I tell you something? 915 00:52:17.743 --> 00:52:18.700 - Right now? - Yes. 916 00:52:18.787 --> 00:52:20.398 - Okay. - I really liked 917 00:52:20.485 --> 00:52:21.616 working with you, in a group you're kind of a dick, 918 00:52:21.703 --> 00:52:24.924 but one on one, you're pretty dope. 919 00:52:25.011 --> 00:52:26.447 - I know, yeah, I'm bad at groups, 920 00:52:26.534 --> 00:52:27.840 I just get overwhelmed. 921 00:52:28.928 --> 00:52:31.974 Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide. 922 00:52:32.061 --> 00:52:35.326 Please, Lord, just help me today. 923 00:52:35.413 --> 00:52:37.415 Today's the day I need your help, Lord. 924 00:52:37.502 --> 00:52:39.112 - Who were you talking to? 925 00:52:39.199 --> 00:52:41.245 - Just, I was just actually taking the time to pray, 926 00:52:41.332 --> 00:52:43.290 you know, I hadn't done it today. 927 00:52:43.377 --> 00:52:46.293 Usually try and do one a day, and I thought, 928 00:52:46.380 --> 00:52:47.729 when's a better time. 929 00:52:47.816 --> 00:52:49.949 - My house is a dead zone, 930 00:52:50.036 --> 00:52:52.038 even God can't hear you in here . 931 00:52:53.474 --> 00:52:57.304 - So then I guess He probably wouldn't be able 932 00:52:57.391 --> 00:52:59.524 to hear you either then either. 933 00:52:59.611 --> 00:53:00.742 - What? - Right? 934 00:53:21.720 --> 00:53:23.635 - Get up, get up. 935 00:53:23.722 --> 00:53:25.724 - What's wrong with you? 936 00:53:29.858 --> 00:53:31.643 Is that all you got, you little bitch? 937 00:53:31.730 --> 00:53:32.818 Fuck your phone. 938 00:53:38.737 --> 00:53:40.652 Jed, Jed. 939 00:53:40.739 --> 00:53:41.696 Okay, we have to go, we have to go. 940 00:53:41.783 --> 00:53:42.915 The door's locked. 941 00:53:43.002 --> 00:53:44.395 We got to find a key. 942 00:53:44.482 --> 00:53:45.874 - Okay, okay, now, now. 943 00:53:45.961 --> 00:53:47.572 - Yeah, yeah, I just gotta grab the phone 944 00:53:47.659 --> 00:53:49.400 and we're out the door. - Jed, go. 945 00:53:49.487 --> 00:53:50.488 Jed! 946 00:54:30.919 --> 00:54:32.399 - Belle. 947 00:54:32.486 --> 00:54:34.358 Belle, 948 00:54:34.445 --> 00:54:36.185 I thought you were dead. 949 00:54:36.273 --> 00:54:40.102 - Belle, what are you talking about, you killed him. 950 00:54:40.189 --> 00:54:41.626 - I thought I lost you. 951 00:54:46.848 --> 00:54:49.155 Come on, let's go upstairs, I'll protect you. 952 00:54:50.461 --> 00:54:51.505 - No, please. 953 00:54:53.768 --> 00:54:54.943 Stop, please don't hurt me, please don't, 954 00:54:55.030 --> 00:54:55.944 you're hurting me. 955 00:55:04.605 --> 00:55:07.565 - Your clothes are filthy, let's put on your nightgown. 956 00:55:07.652 --> 00:55:10.872 - Nightgown, who am I, Rue McClanahan? 957 00:55:10.959 --> 00:55:12.787 - I don't want to argue with you. 958 00:55:20.491 --> 00:55:22.101 Argh, not that one. 959 00:55:29.500 --> 00:55:30.327 No. 960 00:55:38.509 --> 00:55:39.771 Ah, there it is. 961 00:55:43.383 --> 00:55:45.167 - Are you just going to stand there? 962 00:55:47.039 --> 00:55:48.867 - I will always be here for you 963 00:55:50.564 --> 00:55:52.523 and you know I'd never hurt you, right? 964 00:56:04.404 --> 00:56:05.449 Right? - Right. 965 00:56:25.686 --> 00:56:27.384 - Good girl. 966 00:56:27.471 --> 00:56:30.387 You are growing into a very beautiful woman. 967 00:56:42.529 --> 00:56:44.183 It's just you and me now. 968 00:56:44.270 --> 00:56:45.793 - What do you want from me? 969 00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:48.230 - I want us to move forward. 970 00:56:48.317 --> 00:56:50.145 I never should have blamed you for hurting mom, 971 00:56:50.232 --> 00:56:51.451 but it was my fault. 972 00:56:56.891 --> 00:56:59.198 I knew you weren't happy and I stayed away. 973 00:57:03.898 --> 00:57:05.117 - It's okay. 974 00:57:05.204 --> 00:57:06.727 - No, it's not. - It's really okay. 975 00:57:06.814 --> 00:57:10.252 - I know you didn't mean to hurt her, but she's gone. 976 00:57:12.037 --> 00:57:13.908 She is gone. 977 00:57:15.606 --> 00:57:18.391 And we need to move on. 978 00:57:21.350 --> 00:57:22.308 Do you forgive me? 979 00:57:23.483 --> 00:57:24.615 - It's a little late for that. 980 00:57:24.702 --> 00:57:26.399 - Don't say that. 981 00:57:27.879 --> 00:57:32.884 - No, get off of me! 982 00:57:33.754 --> 00:57:35.626 - Oh, Belle, Belle, Belle. 983 00:57:44.678 --> 00:57:46.724 Oh, thank God, you're okay. 984 00:57:46.811 --> 00:57:47.942 I thought I lost you. 985 00:58:02.304 --> 00:58:03.697 He keeps the whole house locked up, 986 00:58:03.784 --> 00:58:05.264 so we're going to have to figure a way in. 987 00:58:05.351 --> 00:58:07.048 - Or maybe there's a chimney, or a vent, 988 00:58:07.135 --> 00:58:08.572 or there's something we can crawl through. 989 00:58:08.659 --> 00:58:10.399 - If yoU think that I'm going down a chimney 990 00:58:10.487 --> 00:58:12.445 in my Louis Vuittons you are out of your mind. 991 00:58:12.532 --> 00:58:14.142 - This may not be the best time to tell you, 992 00:58:14.229 --> 00:58:16.449 given the circumstances, but those are not 993 00:58:16.536 --> 00:58:18.103 real Louis Vuittons. 994 00:58:18.190 --> 00:58:20.627 - How dare you, you TJ Maxx-wearing little shit. 995 00:58:20.714 --> 00:58:21.759 What gives you the right to determine 996 00:58:21.846 --> 00:58:23.500 the authenticity of my shoes? 997 00:58:23.587 --> 00:58:25.676 - When you are born in the dark bowels of a sweatshop, 998 00:58:25.763 --> 00:58:27.373 you notice certain things. 999 00:58:27.460 --> 00:58:28.809 I've seen your soul. 1000 00:58:28.896 --> 00:58:30.637 - Forget about the fucking shoes. 1001 00:58:30.724 --> 00:58:33.118 We need to figure out how to get in. 1002 00:58:33.205 --> 00:58:34.859 - Divide and conquer. 1003 00:58:38.950 --> 00:58:39.951 - What does that mean? 1004 00:58:40.038 --> 00:58:40.560 - No one knows what that is. 1005 00:58:43.041 --> 00:58:44.216 - Oh my God, Van. 1006 00:58:46.218 --> 00:58:47.393 - God damn it. 1007 00:59:44.493 --> 00:59:46.104 - I miss you, babe. 1008 00:59:49.629 --> 00:59:52.240 It's not easy without you here. 1009 00:59:55.853 --> 00:59:56.854 God damn it. 1010 01:00:15.481 --> 01:00:16.700 - You got this. 1011 01:00:29.147 --> 01:00:32.498 . Wally, is that you? - It's me. 1012 01:00:32.585 --> 01:00:34.369 - Oh my God, Wally, stop climbing, 1013 01:00:34.456 --> 01:00:35.893 he's coming, I'll be right back. 1014 01:00:35.980 --> 01:00:37.546 What? 1015 01:00:43.552 --> 01:00:46.251 - Sweetie, I have dinner for you. 1016 01:00:47.861 --> 01:00:49.907 - Thanks, but I don't eat meat. 1017 01:00:49.994 --> 01:00:51.517 - You love daddy's roast. 1018 01:00:52.344 --> 01:00:53.345 Just give it a try. 1019 01:00:54.825 --> 01:00:56.696 - I'm really not hungry, mister. 1020 01:01:03.007 --> 01:01:04.182 - Call me daddy. 1021 01:01:04.269 --> 01:01:05.096 - You're not my, 1022 01:01:07.881 --> 01:01:11.319 Can I ask you something? - Anything, sweetie. 1023 01:01:11.406 --> 01:01:14.583 - If you love me so much, why are you locking me up. 1024 01:01:14.671 --> 01:01:16.760 - Just eat. - What's up with that, Dad? 1025 01:01:16.847 --> 01:01:19.284 You said I could ask, you're such a hypocrite, Dad. 1026 01:01:19.371 --> 01:01:20.677 - Stop. - Honestly, you're so full 1027 01:01:20.764 --> 01:01:23.505 of shit, Dad. - Watch your mouth. 1028 01:01:25.029 --> 01:01:26.508 You want an answer, you want to know why? 1029 01:01:27.814 --> 01:01:30.164 Because I thought I was going to lose you for good, 1030 01:01:30.251 --> 01:01:32.210 so I kept you to myself. 1031 01:01:33.690 --> 01:01:35.866 I know you're a kid and you don't think like that. 1032 01:01:37.171 --> 01:01:40.218 But your mom and I tried so hard to get you. 1033 01:01:41.654 --> 01:01:45.223 I know I wasn't always there for you, but I'm here now. 1034 01:01:51.055 --> 01:01:52.447 It's time to play our song. 1035 01:01:58.323 --> 01:02:03.241 - Van, baby, I'm coming for you in just one second. 1036 01:02:08.420 --> 01:02:10.074 911, what's your emergency? 1037 01:02:10.161 --> 01:02:11.945 - Oh, thank God. 1038 01:02:12.032 --> 01:02:15.601 My boyfriend is stuck in this house with his kids, 1039 01:02:15.688 --> 01:02:18.517 I mean his employees. 1040 01:02:19.736 --> 01:02:21.781 Whose kids are they, sir? 1041 01:02:21.868 --> 01:02:23.696 - Oh my God, that is a whole other discussion. 1042 01:02:23.783 --> 01:02:27.178 The address is 822 Willow Street. 1043 01:02:27.265 --> 01:02:28.788 Hold on, please. 1044 01:02:31.138 --> 01:02:32.531 I'm sorry, sir, we already spoke before 1045 01:02:32.618 --> 01:02:34.663 and Detective Channing got the all clear. 1046 01:02:35.621 --> 01:02:37.231 - So you're not going to come? 1047 01:02:37.318 --> 01:02:38.972 Nuh uh, there's nothing we can do, 1048 01:02:39.059 --> 01:02:40.495 maybe try neighborhood watch. 1049 01:02:41.540 --> 01:02:44.543 - What the fuck, oh my G-, hello? 1050 01:02:52.203 --> 01:02:56.773 Okay, I don't need that, Van, I'm gonna save you today. 1051 01:02:58.775 --> 01:03:00.602 There are no strings on it. 1052 01:03:01.690 --> 01:03:03.997 - You don't need strings to play music. 1053 01:03:07.784 --> 01:03:09.350 - Why are you so creepy? 1054 01:03:16.488 --> 01:03:17.315 - Please begin. 1055 01:03:33.505 --> 01:03:34.854 - What do you want me to do? 1056 01:03:34.941 --> 01:03:36.987 - I want you to play like you always do. 1057 01:03:39.163 --> 01:03:43.863 Oh, oh, oh my God, I'm like Black Panther. 1058 01:03:44.995 --> 01:03:45.822 What the fuck? 1059 01:03:48.259 --> 01:03:53.264 Oh my Louis's, oh, they're okay 1060 01:03:54.700 --> 01:03:56.006 Okay. 1061 01:03:56.093 --> 01:03:56.920 Oh, okay. 1062 01:03:58.443 --> 01:03:59.661 Ooh, all right. 1063 01:04:10.542 --> 01:04:12.849 What the f-, I am not, 1064 01:04:12.936 --> 01:04:16.069 I am not fucKing stuck, no, oh my God. 1065 01:04:28.865 --> 01:04:30.170 - Not like that. 1066 01:04:52.279 --> 01:04:53.672 Sounds like we have company. 1067 01:04:53.759 --> 01:04:54.847 Excuse me, sweetheart. 1068 01:04:57.502 --> 01:04:58.895 Of course, Daddy. 1069 01:05:06.119 --> 01:05:07.338 Wally. - Are you okay? 1070 01:05:07.425 --> 01:05:08.992 - He just left, get me out of here. 1071 01:05:09.079 --> 01:05:10.558 - Move away from the wood. 1072 01:05:10.645 --> 01:05:11.472 - What? 1073 01:05:17.652 --> 01:05:19.045 Be careful. 1074 01:05:19.132 --> 01:05:21.700 Wally, is that you, Wally Banks. 1075 01:05:21.787 --> 01:05:24.137 - I'm only looking for Van, please, I'm so sorry. 1076 01:05:24.224 --> 01:05:26.270 I just came here to get Van. 1077 01:05:26.357 --> 01:05:27.532 Oh, I'm sure you're going 1078 01:05:27.619 --> 01:05:30.143 to see him again real soon. 1079 01:05:32.841 --> 01:05:36.584 Oh my God. 1080 01:05:47.291 --> 01:05:50.163 - You haven't lived 'til you've been burned, 1081 01:05:50.250 --> 01:05:52.035 , I should know. 1082 01:06:00.391 --> 01:06:03.046 Honey, you want one marshmallow or two? 1083 01:06:20.846 --> 01:06:23.675 - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 1084 01:06:24.545 --> 01:06:25.372 Okay. 1085 01:06:27.679 --> 01:06:28.506 I got you. 1086 01:06:30.029 --> 01:06:31.074 Oh my God, oh my God. 1087 01:06:31.161 --> 01:06:31.988 Oh my God. 1088 01:06:34.033 --> 01:06:34.860 Thank you. 1089 01:06:36.079 --> 01:06:36.905 - Of course. 1090 01:06:41.171 --> 01:06:43.086 Shit. - What? 1091 01:06:43.173 --> 01:06:44.739 - We can't go back out the way I came in. 1092 01:06:44.826 --> 01:06:46.263 - So what's the plan? 1093 01:06:46.350 --> 01:06:47.351 - Well, I don't know. 1094 01:06:48.700 --> 01:06:50.093 Where's Jed? 1095 01:06:50.180 --> 01:06:51.964 - He killed them. - Them? 1096 01:06:52.051 --> 01:06:53.139 - Jed and Van. 1097 01:06:54.184 --> 01:06:57.578 - Shit, this is so fucked up. 1098 01:06:57.665 --> 01:06:59.450 - We need to get Buddy and get out of here. 1099 01:06:59.537 --> 01:07:00.364 - Buddy? 1100 01:07:25.650 --> 01:07:26.651 - Where's your friend, Wally Banks? 1101 01:07:26.738 --> 01:07:28.740 - Never heard of him. 1102 01:07:28.827 --> 01:07:30.176 - You think this is a joke? 1103 01:07:55.419 --> 01:07:56.289 Don't move. 1104 01:08:25.666 --> 01:08:26.493 - Did you hear that? 1105 01:08:26.580 --> 01:08:27.320 - Yeah, sounded like, 1106 01:08:32.978 --> 01:08:34.588 - Wait here. 1107 01:08:34.675 --> 01:08:35.546 - Hell no, every time a dude tells me what to do, 1108 01:08:35.633 --> 01:08:37.374 someone ends up dead. 1109 01:08:37.461 --> 01:08:38.244 - Fine. 1110 01:08:59.047 --> 01:09:00.788 Don't look. 1111 01:09:06.620 --> 01:09:07.926 Shit. 1112 01:09:08.013 --> 01:09:09.580 - All right, here's the plan. 1113 01:09:09.667 --> 01:09:10.668 I'll go get Buddy, you get the keys. 1114 01:09:10.755 --> 01:09:11.886 - Did you not hear me before? 1115 01:09:11.973 --> 01:09:13.323 He wants you dead, not me. 1116 01:09:13.410 --> 01:09:14.933 So you're not the boss of me, 1117 01:09:15.020 --> 01:09:16.717 I go where I want. - Tanya, we don't have time. 1118 01:09:16.804 --> 01:09:19.067 - This might be the last thing either of us have time for. 1119 01:09:19.155 --> 01:09:20.765 - Okay, then fine. 1120 01:09:20.852 --> 01:09:22.245 According to your logic, you should go get the keys 1121 01:09:22.332 --> 01:09:24.421 because you're safe with Finn and I'm not. 1122 01:09:24.508 --> 01:09:25.987 Are you happy? 1123 01:09:26.074 --> 01:09:26.945 Now you can tweet about how much of a chauvinist 1124 01:09:27.032 --> 01:09:27.989 I am we when we get out. 1125 01:09:28.076 --> 01:09:29.208 Now, please go get the key. 1126 01:09:30.340 --> 01:09:31.123 - Argh, fine. 1127 01:09:31.210 --> 01:09:32.037 - Jesus Christ. 1128 01:09:45.920 --> 01:09:47.574 - It's got to be around here. 1129 01:09:47.661 --> 01:09:49.402 Please have the keys. 1130 01:09:57.541 --> 01:09:58.368 Yes. 1131 01:10:03.068 --> 01:10:04.635 - Buddy, Buddy. 1132 01:10:04.722 --> 01:10:05.549 Wake up. 1133 01:10:09.727 --> 01:10:10.641 - I have the key, we need to get out of here 1134 01:10:10.728 --> 01:10:11.990 before Finn wakes up. 1135 01:10:12.077 --> 01:10:13.513 - I'm not leaving here without Buddy. 1136 01:10:13.600 --> 01:10:15.907 - Wally, I am begging you, we have to go now. 1137 01:10:17.691 --> 01:10:19.171 Buddy will be okay, okay, that's his thing, 1138 01:10:19.258 --> 01:10:20.955 he always ends up being okay. 1139 01:10:22.392 --> 01:10:25.177 Look, he's going to kill you, you know that, right? 1140 01:10:25.264 --> 01:10:27.397 - I don't know, just give me a second to think. 1141 01:10:29.877 --> 01:10:32.053 Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, it's us. 1142 01:10:32.140 --> 01:10:34.534 You're okay, you're okay, calm down. 1143 01:10:34.621 --> 01:10:36.275 We're gonna get you out of here. Don't panic. 1144 01:10:43.151 --> 01:10:43.935 - Wally. 1145 01:10:45.415 --> 01:10:47.330 - That's enough for me to save my house. 1146 01:10:47.417 --> 01:10:50.420 - That's enough for me to get out of my house for good. 1147 01:10:50.507 --> 01:10:52.509 Where'd he get all this? 1148 01:10:52.596 --> 01:10:53.988 - Wally, what's going on? 1149 01:10:55.642 --> 01:10:56.426 - I don't know, look, I'm just going to get you 1150 01:10:56.513 --> 01:10:57.165 out of here, okay. 1151 01:11:02.388 --> 01:11:05.217 - Nickel plated, no stainless steel. 1152 01:11:05.304 --> 01:11:06.871 - What does that mean? 1153 01:11:06.958 --> 01:11:10.048 - That saw, that saw can cut through. 1154 01:11:10.135 --> 01:11:11.528 - Are you kidding me? - Are you insane? 1155 01:11:11.615 --> 01:11:13.312 - No, we have no choice. 1156 01:11:13.399 --> 01:11:14.922 Have you ever used one before? 1157 01:11:15.009 --> 01:11:16.881 - Heck no, I've never used a saw before. 1158 01:11:16.968 --> 01:11:18.448 - That's okay, I will talk you through. 1159 01:11:19.405 --> 01:11:21.320 Okay, hurry up. 1160 01:11:21.407 --> 01:11:23.975 - It's okay, you can do it, I believe in you, Wally. 1161 01:11:39.817 --> 01:11:42.472 Okay, found an outlet. 1162 01:11:42.559 --> 01:11:44.387 Oh, wonderful. 1163 01:11:44.474 --> 01:11:45.736 Okay, it's plugged in. 1164 01:11:45.823 --> 01:11:46.606 - What do I do? 1165 01:11:47.999 --> 01:11:50.349 - The lever on the side. 1166 01:11:50.436 --> 01:11:51.307 - This one? - Use it 1167 01:11:51.394 --> 01:11:52.308 to release the safety. 1168 01:11:53.352 --> 01:11:54.832 Okay, good, now, 1169 01:11:56.312 --> 01:11:59.184 press the button to activate on the right. 1170 01:12:01.882 --> 01:12:02.927 - Where's the switch? 1171 01:12:03.014 --> 01:12:04.755 - Right there, on on the right. 1172 01:12:04.842 --> 01:12:05.843 Your other right. 1173 01:12:05.930 --> 01:12:07.366 Okay, sorry, sorry. 1174 01:12:07.453 --> 01:12:11.239 - Okay, now pull the trigger very carefully 1175 01:12:11.327 --> 01:12:13.154 to activate and turn on. 1176 01:12:17.507 --> 01:12:18.334 - Okay, okay. 1177 01:12:20.292 --> 01:12:21.075 Ready. 1178 01:12:22.033 --> 01:12:22.860 Very slowly. 1179 01:12:24.688 --> 01:12:27.430 Three, two. 1180 01:12:27.517 --> 01:12:28.735 - Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1181 01:12:28.822 --> 01:12:30.084 - Maybe you practice on something 1182 01:12:30.171 --> 01:12:31.782 for they can be tricky sometimes. 1183 01:12:31.869 --> 01:12:34.350 That's a good idea, that's a good idea. 1184 01:12:50.235 --> 01:12:51.628 - I did it. - That was amazing. 1185 01:12:51.715 --> 01:12:53.630 - Oh my God, let's go, let's go, let's go. 1186 01:12:53.717 --> 01:12:55.240 - Hey, wait, you forgot about me. 1187 01:12:55.327 --> 01:12:56.894 - Oh sorry. - Idiot. 1188 01:12:58.852 --> 01:13:00.941 - I have to do this again? 1189 01:13:04.075 --> 01:13:05.729 - One more time, here we go. 1190 01:13:05.816 --> 01:13:08.471 Ready, three, two, 1191 01:13:09.428 --> 01:13:10.342 you can do this. 1192 01:13:10.429 --> 01:13:12.736 Okay, three, two. 1193 01:13:14.215 --> 01:13:15.042 - We should probably put on goggles or something, right? 1194 01:13:15.129 --> 01:13:16.174 Yes, sure. 1195 01:13:16.261 --> 01:13:18.002 - Oh come on, you're killing me. 1196 01:13:18.089 --> 01:13:20.439 - Here, here, here, there's only one pair. 1197 01:13:20.526 --> 01:13:22.180 - You put them on and I'll just close my eyes. 1198 01:13:22.267 --> 01:13:23.573 - Are you fucking stupid? 1199 01:13:24.922 --> 01:13:26.967 - Right, I guess that doesn't make sense. 1200 01:13:29.143 --> 01:13:29.970 - Three, 1201 01:13:32.277 --> 01:13:33.496 two, 1202 01:13:34.497 --> 01:13:36.237 Wally Banks. 1203 01:13:41.329 --> 01:13:44.332 How does it feel to be responsible for all this blood? 1204 01:13:44.420 --> 01:13:46.378 - I didn't mean to, I swear. 1205 01:13:46.465 --> 01:13:48.119 - You like being a killer, Banks? 1206 01:13:49.425 --> 01:13:50.817 - Don't come any closer. 1207 01:13:50.904 --> 01:13:53.037 - You know how this ends, right? 1208 01:13:53.124 --> 01:13:53.951 - I'm serious. 1209 01:13:55.779 --> 01:13:58.434 - Fancy toys just aren't as much fun without 1210 01:14:00.174 --> 01:14:00.958 power. 1211 01:14:05.702 --> 01:14:07.355 - What the fuck? - Stay back or she dies. 1212 01:14:07.443 --> 01:14:09.270 Put it down, don't hurt her. 1213 01:14:10.489 --> 01:14:11.838 - If you want to see her alive, 1214 01:14:11.925 --> 01:14:13.623 stay down here, do you understand that? 1215 01:14:13.710 --> 01:14:14.537 - Banks. 1216 01:14:15.799 --> 01:14:16.626 Belle! 1217 01:14:21.631 --> 01:14:23.241 - You asshole. - Ow, why are you hitting me? 1218 01:14:23.328 --> 01:14:25.199 - You can't fucking do that to me. 1219 01:14:25.286 --> 01:14:26.853 Finn might be a psycho but he didn't 1220 01:14:26.940 --> 01:14:28.376 put a knife to my fucking throat. 1221 01:14:28.464 --> 01:14:30.466 - I'm sorry, I was just trying to protect you. 1222 01:14:31.815 --> 01:14:32.903 Did you get the key? 1223 01:14:32.990 --> 01:14:34.034 - What key? 1224 01:14:34.121 --> 01:14:35.253 - The key to get us out of here. 1225 01:14:37.168 --> 01:14:38.474 - Daddy said it's not safe out there. 1226 01:14:38.561 --> 01:14:39.997 - Tanya, we don't have time, let's go. 1227 01:14:54.185 --> 01:14:55.186 - Come here. 1228 01:14:56.666 --> 01:14:58.102 - I told you to stay downstairs. 1229 01:14:58.189 --> 01:14:59.712 - Please, don't. - Now, I have to do this. 1230 01:14:59.799 --> 01:15:01.584 - No, ah. 1231 01:15:03.324 --> 01:15:04.587 Please, she's all I have. 1232 01:15:04.674 --> 01:15:06.284 Time's up. 1233 01:15:06.371 --> 01:15:07.198 - Let go. 1234 01:15:08.678 --> 01:15:09.505 Let go! 1235 01:15:09.592 --> 01:15:11.376 - Come on, let's go. 1236 01:15:13.987 --> 01:15:15.989 - Ow, what the fuck, Wally? 1237 01:15:16.076 --> 01:15:18.470 - I'm sorry, I really am, but I had no choice. 1238 01:15:26.870 --> 01:15:28.175 Tanya, what are you doing? 1239 01:15:29.176 --> 01:15:30.569 - I have no choice. 1240 01:15:30.656 --> 01:15:32.005 You said so yourself. 1241 01:15:34.486 --> 01:15:35.792 - Tanya, please, 1242 01:15:35.879 --> 01:15:37.707 just put the knife down, okay. 1243 01:15:39.273 --> 01:15:40.623 We're going to get out of this, 1244 01:15:40.710 --> 01:15:42.320 we just need to work together. 1245 01:15:42.407 --> 01:15:45.453 - Why, so you can cut me again? 1246 01:15:45.541 --> 01:15:46.498 Or threaten me? 1247 01:15:48.326 --> 01:15:51.111 What's the next move in your brilliant escape plan, Wally? 1248 01:15:51.198 --> 01:15:53.418 Is your plan To just let me die here 1249 01:15:53.505 --> 01:15:55.551 or use me as bait because that's no better 1250 01:15:55.638 --> 01:15:56.987 than what he's doing. 1251 01:15:57.074 --> 01:15:59.250 - Are you actually defending him right now? 1252 01:16:00.338 --> 01:16:01.992 - At least he hasn't hurt me. 1253 01:16:02.079 --> 01:16:05.125 - Shh, just put it down. 1254 01:16:05.212 --> 01:16:06.474 Put it down. 1255 01:16:09.739 --> 01:16:11.392 It's okay, it's okay, 1256 01:16:11.479 --> 01:16:13.481 I'm gonna get you out of here, okay. 1257 01:16:13.569 --> 01:16:15.135 Just stay with me. 1258 01:16:16.441 --> 01:16:17.485 Fuck, shit, 1259 01:16:17.573 --> 01:16:19.357 We need to jump out the window. 1260 01:16:19.444 --> 01:16:20.924 - No, I'm not jumping. 1261 01:16:22.795 --> 01:16:26.930 - Wally, let my daughter go and I'll let you walk. 1262 01:16:28.627 --> 01:16:30.020 - Let go, you're hurting me. 1263 01:16:32.631 --> 01:16:33.980 - Do you trust me? 1264 01:16:34.067 --> 01:16:35.112 Do you trust me? 1265 01:16:36.461 --> 01:16:37.288 Wally. 1266 01:16:43.686 --> 01:16:45.557 - On the count of three. 1267 01:16:45.644 --> 01:16:46.471 One, 1268 01:16:48.299 --> 01:16:49.126 two, 1269 01:16:50.780 --> 01:16:52.433 You're just like your father. 1270 01:16:53.739 --> 01:16:55.436 - You don't know anything about my father. 1271 01:16:56.655 --> 01:16:57.613 - I knew him well enough to know it was 1272 01:16:57.700 --> 01:16:59.702 his own damn fault he died. 1273 01:16:59.789 --> 01:17:01.486 Same way it is for you. 1274 01:17:01.573 --> 01:17:03.836 - My dad was on patrol, it could've happened to anyone. 1275 01:17:03.923 --> 01:17:05.403 - Is that what they told you? 1276 01:17:08.188 --> 01:17:09.146 - I know what you're trying to do 1277 01:17:09.233 --> 01:17:10.582 and it's not going to work. 1278 01:17:12.584 --> 01:17:13.890 - Let me do you one favor 1279 01:17:13.977 --> 01:17:14.891 before you go meet your father, huh. 1280 01:17:14.978 --> 01:17:15.805 - Shut up. 1281 01:17:17.328 --> 01:17:18.808 - Your dad was already clocked out of his shift 1282 01:17:18.895 --> 01:17:21.201 when dispatch reported a disturbance. 1283 01:17:21.288 --> 01:17:23.160 Yeah, he was the closest patrolman 1284 01:17:23.247 --> 01:17:24.727 but he didn't even have to be there. 1285 01:17:24.814 --> 01:17:26.032 - You're lying! 1286 01:17:26.119 --> 01:17:27.947 - Those are the facts. 1287 01:17:28.034 --> 01:17:31.647 Just like it's a fact that your boss is dead because of you. 1288 01:17:33.910 --> 01:17:36.869 But that's not nearly as tragic as your friend, Buddy. 1289 01:17:38.479 --> 01:17:40.177 And what was that other kid's name, Ted? 1290 01:17:41.134 --> 01:17:42.658 - Jed, Jed. 1291 01:17:42.745 --> 01:17:45.008 - All their lives cut short just because of what, 1292 01:17:45.095 --> 01:17:47.271 your crappy little knives. 1293 01:17:47.358 --> 01:17:48.402 - Stop talking! 1294 01:17:52.363 --> 01:17:56.672 - Hey, you are in my house now, you listen to me. 1295 01:17:59.849 --> 01:18:02.939 You're not a salesman, Banks, you're a killer. 1296 01:18:03.026 --> 01:18:06.638 Four bodies in one night, that's not bad. 1297 01:18:06.725 --> 01:18:10.468 All your friends are dead and the blood is on your hands. 1298 01:18:10.555 --> 01:18:12.818 - I tried to save them. 1299 01:18:12.905 --> 01:18:16.779 Oh, now you sound like Eddie. 1300 01:18:16.866 --> 01:18:18.563 Eddie is going to save the world. 1301 01:18:18.650 --> 01:18:20.086 Look where that got him. 1302 01:18:20.173 --> 01:18:21.609 - You have no right to talk about him that way. 1303 01:18:21.697 --> 01:18:23.786 - And you had no right to take my daughter. 1304 01:18:23.873 --> 01:18:25.135 - She's not your daughter. 1305 01:18:25.222 --> 01:18:27.311 - She is, she is mine. 1306 01:18:29.879 --> 01:18:31.707 - Stop fucking humming, Tanya. 1307 01:18:33.230 --> 01:18:35.711 - You know what happens to guys with no spine, Wally? 1308 01:18:37.321 --> 01:18:38.148 - Don't. 1309 01:18:40.890 --> 01:18:42.848 - I said, do you know what happens to guys 1310 01:18:42.935 --> 01:18:45.546 with no spine, Wally? 1311 01:18:47.766 --> 01:18:49.681 They get killed by little punk asses 1312 01:18:49.768 --> 01:18:51.552 with pistols, that's what. 1313 01:18:51.639 --> 01:18:52.771 - Tanya, jump! 1314 01:18:52.858 --> 01:18:54.381 - That's not my name. 1315 01:18:54.468 --> 01:18:55.295 - What? 1316 01:18:55.382 --> 01:18:56.166 - That's not my name. 1317 01:18:56.253 --> 01:18:57.558 That's not my name. 1318 01:18:57.645 --> 01:18:58.821 - Tanya, what are you talking about? 1319 01:18:58.908 --> 01:19:00.605 - That's not my name! 1320 01:19:22.279 --> 01:19:23.715 - This all ends tonight. 1321 01:19:23.802 --> 01:19:24.890 Murderer! 1322 01:19:27.458 --> 01:19:31.027 - According to my tally, your hands are more red than mine. 1323 01:19:31.114 --> 01:19:33.159 - They're about to get a lot more red. 1324 01:19:36.641 --> 01:19:38.556 - You had to fucking knock. 1325 01:19:38.643 --> 01:19:41.515 You had to interrupt a calm night with me and my daughter. 1326 01:19:47.304 --> 01:19:49.045 - Belle's dead because of you. 1327 01:19:49.132 --> 01:19:51.830 - Don't talk about my family, you piece of shit. 1328 01:19:55.834 --> 01:19:56.966 Apologize. 1329 01:19:59.925 --> 01:20:01.231 - Daddy. - Belle. 1330 01:20:22.905 --> 01:20:23.731 - Checkmate. 1331 01:20:25.733 --> 01:20:27.997 - So how do you see this playing out? 1332 01:20:28.084 --> 01:20:30.260 You kill me and then what? 1333 01:20:30.347 --> 01:20:32.958 Cops come in and find your treasure trove of bodies. 1334 01:20:34.394 --> 01:20:36.744 I was a cop, Wally, they'll fucking hang you for this. 1335 01:20:36.832 --> 01:20:37.833 - It's over. 1336 01:20:39.225 --> 01:20:41.271 - You don't want to kill anybody else. 1337 01:20:41.358 --> 01:20:43.534 - I'm taking her and we're leaving. 1338 01:20:44.665 --> 01:20:45.753 - I don't think so. 1339 01:20:51.803 --> 01:20:53.065 - What's so funny? 1340 01:20:53.152 --> 01:20:54.588 - Your dad, 1341 01:20:54.675 --> 01:20:56.852 if he could see you right now, he'd be sick. 1342 01:20:58.984 --> 01:21:00.029 But I never had a son. 1343 01:21:01.726 --> 01:21:03.728 And for the first time all night, I'm proud of ya. 1344 01:21:06.557 --> 01:21:07.384 So do it, 1345 01:21:08.733 --> 01:21:10.169 do what your dad should have done. 1346 01:21:10.256 --> 01:21:11.605 When he saw that kid pointing a gun at him. 1347 01:21:11.692 --> 01:21:12.737 - Fuck you. - Do it. 1348 01:21:19.352 --> 01:21:21.050 - Are you proud of me, too, Daddy? 1349 01:21:27.665 --> 01:21:30.146 - I'm so sorry, Belle. 1350 01:21:30.233 --> 01:21:31.582 I'm so sorry. 1351 01:21:34.411 --> 01:21:35.499 I love you, sweetie. 1352 01:21:38.894 --> 01:21:40.069 - I love you too, Daddy. 1353 01:21:42.723 --> 01:21:43.899 - We're safe again. 1354 01:23:08.070 --> 01:23:09.985 - I'm here in Glen Valley, standing in front 1355 01:23:10.072 --> 01:23:12.161 of former detective Angus Finn's home, 1356 01:23:12.248 --> 01:23:14.337 now site to a horrific bloodbath 1357 01:23:14.424 --> 01:23:16.165 that's already trending on social media 1358 01:23:16.252 --> 01:23:19.342 as the #KnifeCorpMassacre. 1359 01:23:19.429 --> 01:23:20.952 Six bodies have been recovered 1360 01:23:21.039 --> 01:23:23.259 and according to authorities, suspect Wally Banks 1361 01:23:23.346 --> 01:23:25.261 was found dead at the scene of the crime. 1362 01:23:25.348 --> 01:23:26.610 Our thoughts and prayers go out 1363 01:23:26.697 --> 01:23:28.307 to the families of the victims. 1364 01:23:28.394 --> 01:23:30.092 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid we may be looking 1365 01:23:30.179 --> 01:23:32.703 at the new face of terrorism in America. 1366 01:24:08.434 --> 01:24:09.827 - Hey, Blade Bandits, welcome 1367 01:24:09.914 --> 01:24:12.090 to the Knifecorp online training center, 1368 01:24:12.177 --> 01:24:13.570 it's Tanya Appel. 1369 01:24:13.657 --> 01:24:15.224 So today we're going to keep it simple 1370 01:24:15.311 --> 01:24:17.139 and I'm going to show you how to use this knife 1371 01:24:17.226 --> 01:24:19.837 with veggies, but don't worry, meat lovers, 1372 01:24:19.924 --> 01:24:22.274 I'll show you exactly what this carver 1373 01:24:23.928 --> 01:24:25.538 can do with a piece of flesh. 1374 01:24:26.974 --> 01:24:28.063 Let's get started. 1375 01:24:29.934 --> 01:24:32.154 Watch your fingers, we don't want a bloody mess now, do we? 1376 01:24:49.214 --> 01:24:52.043 number-one seller 1377 01:24:54.698 --> 01:24:57.918 your peanut butter spreader 1378 01:25:00.573 --> 01:25:03.576 then you've got to buy dinner 1379 01:25:06.275 --> 01:25:11.280 they're the ultimate winner 1380 01:25:21.246 --> 01:25:24.075 cash for the summer 1381 01:25:24.162 --> 01:25:26.904 Nissan into a Hummer 1382 01:25:26.991 --> 01:25:29.776 the basic essentials 1383 01:25:29.863 --> 01:25:32.736 earning potential 1384 01:25:32.823 --> 01:25:35.565 our top seller 1385 01:25:35.652 --> 01:25:38.263 Friend's world record 1386 01:25:38.350 --> 01:25:41.397 with a great attitude 1387 01:25:41.484 --> 01:25:44.400 a blade for you 1388 01:25:47.359 --> 01:25:50.145 all ethnicities 1389 01:25:53.191 --> 01:25:56.020 the quality cutlery 1390 01:25:58.849 --> 01:26:01.765 our biggest concern 1391 01:26:04.768 --> 01:26:08.946 right outside 1392 01:26:19.217 --> 01:26:22.133 knives, exit to your right 1393 01:26:22.220 --> 01:26:24.962 take your knives and leave 1394 01:26:25.049 --> 01:26:27.791 just get out of sight 1395 01:26:27.878 --> 01:26:30.663 take your knives and leave 1396 01:26:30.750 --> 01:26:33.666 knives, exit to your right 1397 01:26:33.753 --> 01:26:36.582 take your knives and leave 1398 01:26:36.669 --> 01:26:39.455 just get out of sight 1399 01:26:39.542 --> 01:26:42.588 take your knives and leave 1400 01:26:45.243 --> 01:26:48.290 it's a coconut killer 1401 01:26:51.380 --> 01:26:54.165 pennies with scissors 1402 01:26:56.907 --> 01:26:59.953 you better not hurt her 1403 01:27:02.913 --> 01:27:07.787 might get murdered