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- Just give me the keys.
- Give me the keys.

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Give me the keys.

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It's kringle time!

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There are, like,
forty people counting on me...

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Oh everyone's always
counting on you, Gary!

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Everyone always needs you, Gary!

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Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary!

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The spotlight shines
real bright, doesn't it, Gary?

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I know it's not
mister goddamn wizard,

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but they still need someone
to run the fucking show

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and in order to run
the fucking show,

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I need to get
to the fucking show

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and in order to get
to the fucking show,

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I need the fucking car!

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Blinders, Jerry!

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My car!

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So what if it's in your name?

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You are more than this.

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You are more than
the job you hold.

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You are more than
the town where you live.

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You are a shining ball
in the darkness of existence.

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We're at ten minutes, jer.

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On my way.

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- Herb's not at set.
- What? Where is he?

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I don't know.
But he's not at set.

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Intern said he's not
in the dressing room either.

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Ten minutes!

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Hey Gunther, my trash
still hasn't been taken out.

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- <i>Fünf minuten.</i>
- It's been four days,

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can you take care of it, please?

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- <i>Jawohl!</i>
- Can you just say "yes"

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- in the future?
- <i>Jawohl.</i>

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I don't speak German, Gunther.

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Hey... who are you...

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Have you seen herb?

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Welcome to goshen public-access,
Mr. Mayor.

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Oh, Jerry,
you've met Rodney, right?

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Mayor jorkins, don't think
I've had the pleasure.

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Hiya Jerry,
the pleasure's all mine!

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Did you vote for me?

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I'm just joshin' ya!

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But did you vote for me?

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- Uh, Daphne?
- What!

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- Seen herb?
- I haven't seen him.

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- The herb?
- Very nice to meet you, sir.

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All right, love you, bye.

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- Meow, meow...
- You guys seen herb?

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Jer-bear, we're in the middle
of something.

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Please don't call me jer-bear,
I just want...

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♪ Leave us the fuck alone ♪

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Bye.

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♪ Leave us the fuck alone ♪

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- Jerry, where the fuck is herb?
- Looking for him right now.

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I need to mic him up
before we go live.

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Sound doesn't penetrate
a fucking snowsuit, Jerry.

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- I'm on it, Karen.
- Aw thanks, asshat.

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Six minutes.

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Good morning, goshen.

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Morning.

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Good morning, goshen!

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- Good morning go-shen...
- Ernest!

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- Have you seen herb?
- What?

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- Herb.
- What?

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I... I don't know, Jerry.

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Okay.

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Hey, have we checked
his dressing room?

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The sign on the door
says "in kringle time."

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I just assumed he's on set.

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- That's not what that means.
- What does it mean?

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Herb needs personal time
during the day.

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- He calls it "kringle time."
- Well it's also the name

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of the show,
so it's just confusing.

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It is confusing,
thank you, Greg.

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- Herb, we're at...
- Jerry, I have to quit.

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Wh... can we talk about this
later?

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No, I'm sorry.

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Herb, we gotta stop
burning through interns.

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It's this place, Jerry.

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When your dad and I
started this show,

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I never thought I'd be here now.

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We really don't have time
for this today.

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Three decades and here I am.

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Gathering dust inside
a fraying snowman.

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Doesn't sound so bad.

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You're a fuck-up, Jerry.

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You don't know nothing.

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Okay.

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- Hey, big love.
- Tell me the mantra again.

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Take the turn!

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Come on, Grayson, you fuck!

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Is that my daughter
on the phone?

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- Yes.
- At the fucking Hamptons!

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Herb won't come to set, what's
the thing you said last time?

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Come on, Grayson,
you're better than this.

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- What did you say last time?
- Oh.

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Tell him there's only
one kringles.

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Can't control our legacy, Jerry.

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That's... that's
what I figured out.

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At the end of the day,
our life's just a...

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There's only one kringles.

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Fuck it.

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Karen, found your snowman!

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- How you doing, love?
- For fuck's sake, herb!

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Ugh, god, you smell
like piss on the rocks.

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- Yeah, well...
- We got two minutes!

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I feel like Brooklyn
is where I belong,

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but Manhattan is, like, my soul.

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- Uptown or downtown?
- No, Manhattan.

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- You found herb?
- Yeah.

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- Is he drunk?
- Where's the mayor?

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Oh Jesus.

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Mr. Mayor.

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Is this 4k, or what?

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Yeah, it's great, huh?

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Don't wander off.

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- Yeah, great technology.
- Mhm.

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- You use three cameras on this?
- That's right.

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Herb, you good?

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As good as it gets, jer.

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Meant to say that kids
are the bane of my existence,

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but that's, you know, you do
what you gotta do, right?

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This place that I got
in Brooklyn...

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All right, ladies and gentlemen,
we are live in...

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Five.

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Four.

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Three.

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Two.

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Fade up title.

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- Is that here?
- Nope, up one.

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- Okay, there.
- It's kringle time!

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And we're live.

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♪ Whenever you feel sadness ♪

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♪ and your face
is full of frownies ♪

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♪ yesterday was uppies ♪

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♪ but today
you have the downies ♪

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♪ then maybe
you should call upon ♪

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♪ that shining ball of snow ♪

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♪ and if you've never met him ♪

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♪ then there's something
you should know ♪

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And camera two, you are live.

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♪ His name is kringles ♪

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♪ and when he swings his magic
lasso you'll feel tingles ♪

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♪ and you'll sing
"scrip-a-doo-banana-jamma" ♪

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♪ scrip-a-doo-banana-jamma ♪

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♪ kringles ♪

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♪ he is the man of snow
who can do anythingles ♪

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♪ when you sing
"scrip-a-doo-banana-jamma" ♪

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♪ scrip-a-doo-banana-jamma ♪

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Uh oh, cowpokes!

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I don't have enough
magical power

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to do the kringle twist yet.

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You must not be wishing
hard enough.

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And Mark.

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♪ Ahhhh ♪

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♪ ahhhh ♪

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♪ ahhhh ♪

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♪ ahhhh ♪

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♪ yippie-yah-yo ♪

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♪ instead of eyes,
he has two holes ♪

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♪ and he can see
into your souls ♪

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♪ and his terrifying power
just grows stronger ♪

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Standby camera one for kringles
korner, that'll take us out.

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♪ With every breath you take ♪

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Anger me at your own peril.

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We love you, kringles!

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You're the snowman!

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And camera two, you're live.

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Let's find out
what we got today.

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Whoa, it looks like
kringles got a letter!

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What does it say, kringles?

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Let's find out, Jaxon.

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Let's see here.

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"Dear kringles..."

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"Dear kringles..."

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What's going on, herb?

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S... sorry kringles...

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Is having a...

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Should I cut, Jerry?

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Herb, herb! Don't say anything
and do not...

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Call 911!

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Get the goddamn suit off of him!

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Would you stop!

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I'm trying to help!

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Just call the goddamn ambulance!

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Jerry, how do I cut again?

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It's the red goddamn button,
Ethel!

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Come on, herb.

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Never take off the...

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Thank you, Gunther.

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In accordance
with herb's final wishes,

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his ashes will be scattered

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in this parking lot.

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Where he met his beloved
ex-wife, sue Ann.

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His daughter, Layla,
who was also conceived

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in this parking lot,
will now say a few words.

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Sweetheart, you ready?

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My father was a snowman.

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Love you, daddy.

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What good can be said about herb

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that was not already said
by herb?

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He was a man who demanded
much from others.

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And less... much less
from himself.

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Oh god, the board
is miles up my ass.

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- They want to pull the plug.
- They can't do that.

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They can do anything they want.

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It's public-access.

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You're not gonna let them.

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I don't want to make enemies,
jer.

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They're giving me one show, jer.

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A comeback show to de-traumatize
the kids or whatever.

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Well that oughta be fun,
without a kringles.

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Our target audience
is five-year-olds.

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We could swap the body out
of that suit mid-episode

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and they wouldn't notice.

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You, uh...

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Got someone in mind or?

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From where I'm standing,

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I can see one person
who could do the job right now.

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You mean?

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Over there, Jerry.

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Look where I'm looking.

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What, Mark? That guy's an idiot.

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- He's young, he's handsome.
- Who cares if he's handsome?

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He's gonna be inside
of a snowman.

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- He's great with the kids.
- Yeah

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because they recognize
their own kind.

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Trust me, Jerry, he's the one.

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You are looking at
the future of kringle time.

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Hopefully,
for a good many years.

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Daphne.

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Yeah?

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- I quit...
- Excuse me,

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are we ready to do this?

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Yeah, let's do it!

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Come on, let's go.

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Ready for what?

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Okay, uh, thank you all for,
uh, for coming.

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"I, Herbert lott kelley,

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resident of the city of goshen,

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declare this document to be
my last will and testament.

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To Gunther, I
leave my collection

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of presidential
commemorative coins.

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I trust you know
what to do with them.

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To the current mayor of goshen"
that would be Mr. Jorkins

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"I bequeath the hon..." Why are
you... you don't have to stand.

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I'm just gonna, like, rattatat
through this, so you can.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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"To the current mayor of goshen,
I bequeath the honor

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of erecting a statue
in my likeness..."

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Jerry, he said "erecting."

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- It would be my great honor...
- Why are you...

255
00:15:21.130 --> 00:15:23.799
To erect a statue of herb.

256
00:15:23.832 --> 00:15:25.543
Could you write that down,
that it would be my great honor?

257
00:15:25.567 --> 00:15:26.912
- No, that's not my job.
- Okay, sure.

258
00:15:26.936 --> 00:15:29.437
- Could you just...
- I accept this task.

259
00:15:29.471 --> 00:15:31.673
All right, here we go.

260
00:15:31.706 --> 00:15:34.110
"To my beautiful daughter,
Layla, I bequeath my house..."

261
00:15:34.143 --> 00:15:35.844
Present.

262
00:15:35.878 --> 00:15:40.883
"And all possessions in it,
unless otherwise noted."

263
00:15:40.917 --> 00:15:44.954
"And next, the role
of kringles the snowman,

264
00:15:44.987 --> 00:15:47.890
including snowman suit
and all paraphernalia"

265
00:15:47.924 --> 00:15:51.493
in my dressing room, including
my safe and its contents

266
00:15:51.526 --> 00:15:54.897
"are hereby bequeathed
to Jericho Perkins."

267
00:15:58.867 --> 00:16:02.138
Who the hell's that?

268
00:16:06.474 --> 00:16:09.444
Jerry, can I talk
to you for a second?

269
00:16:09.477 --> 00:16:11.847
Uh.

270
00:16:11.881 --> 00:16:14.583
Production meeting,
4 o'clock tomorrow.

271
00:16:14.616 --> 00:16:16.953
You're gonna graciously
step down and pass the torch

272
00:16:16.986 --> 00:16:20.990
to that beautiful idiot
over there.

273
00:16:21.023 --> 00:16:23.960
- Jerry!
- Or I swear to god,

274
00:16:23.993 --> 00:16:25.928
Jerry Perkins.

275
00:16:25.962 --> 00:16:30.498
I will destroy you.

276
00:16:30.532 --> 00:16:35.972
All right, love you,
see you tomorrow.

277
00:16:36.005 --> 00:16:40.142
The door... the door's locked.

278
00:16:40.176 --> 00:16:41.676
Jerry!

279
00:16:59.461 --> 00:17:01.197
Love you.

280
00:17:34.829 --> 00:17:36.564
The show was his life.

281
00:17:41.170 --> 00:17:43.805
You know, growing up, I probably
saw him more often in that suit

282
00:17:43.838 --> 00:17:45.540
than I saw him out of it.

283
00:17:50.112 --> 00:17:54.482
I'm not asking you
to put me through what he did.

284
00:17:54.516 --> 00:17:57.186
But don't listen to anyone,
Jerry.

285
00:17:57.219 --> 00:17:59.121
God knows he never fucking did.

286
00:18:26.315 --> 00:18:30.152
♪ If I had my way... ♪

287
00:18:30.186 --> 00:18:32.054
God!

288
00:18:32.088 --> 00:18:33.055
Morning, Gunther.

289
00:18:33.089 --> 00:18:35.590
<i>Guten</i> tag, Jerry.

290
00:18:35.623 --> 00:18:38.260
- Did you take my trash out yet?
- <i>Fünf</i> minuten, Jerry.

291
00:18:38.294 --> 00:18:42.932
♪ I would tear this whole
building down... ♪

292
00:18:42.965 --> 00:18:45.134
Good morning, goshen!

293
00:18:45.167 --> 00:18:48.904
This week, we said goodbye
to herb kelley.

294
00:18:48.938 --> 00:18:54.709
Our beloved... beloved snowman.

295
00:18:54.743 --> 00:18:57.246
Goshen public-access,
this is Jerry.

296
00:18:57.279 --> 00:19:02.751
Yes, this was our
first on-air death.

297
00:19:02.784 --> 00:19:04.586
- Mr. Perkins?
- Yes.

298
00:19:04.619 --> 00:19:07.756
Jasmine.

299
00:19:07.789 --> 00:19:12.194
You're herb's new intern.

300
00:19:12.228 --> 00:19:14.930
Just get you down
here, it's Jasmine?

301
00:19:19.301 --> 00:19:25.673
Okay, um, so herb's dead.

302
00:19:25.707 --> 00:19:30.079
- Let's pour one out..
- Ernest.

303
00:19:30.112 --> 00:19:33.916
- For herb.
- Ernest, don't pour that...

304
00:19:33.949 --> 00:19:38.220
Uh, yeah, so Tuesday
I slapped a subordinate.

305
00:19:38.254 --> 00:19:40.722
Yeah, I know, father, but I
don't have time to come in.

306
00:19:40.755 --> 00:19:42.892
We do not intentionally
remind our viewers

307
00:19:42.925 --> 00:19:44.927
of their own mortality, no.

308
00:19:51.133 --> 00:19:53.035
So these are the editing
bays right here.

309
00:19:53.069 --> 00:19:54.636
Hey fellas, how we doing?

310
00:19:54.669 --> 00:19:56.072
- Oh it's a nightmare.
- Okay.

311
00:19:56.105 --> 00:19:58.040
So the studio's down there,
just a heads-up,

312
00:19:58.074 --> 00:19:59.808
we had to disable
these smoke detectors.

313
00:19:59.841 --> 00:20:01.010
They kept going off.

314
00:20:01.043 --> 00:20:02.178
We have a lot of fires.

315
00:20:02.211 --> 00:20:04.013
Old equipment and stuff.

316
00:20:04.046 --> 00:20:05.948
But no big deal,
Gunther's on point

317
00:20:05.981 --> 00:20:07.621
with the fire extinguisher,
right Gunther?

318
00:20:07.649 --> 00:20:09.851
- <i>Jawohl.</i>
- No worries there.

319
00:20:09.885 --> 00:20:15.124
♪ If I had my way I would tear
this whole damn town... ♪

320
00:20:15.157 --> 00:20:17.326
Hey guys, just a reminder,
production meeting at 4.

321
00:20:17.359 --> 00:20:20.628
Jerry, hey, just a reminder
to eat a dick.

322
00:20:20.662 --> 00:20:22.764
Nailed it.

323
00:20:22.797 --> 00:20:24.366
- Great, thanks.
- Bye.

324
00:20:24.400 --> 00:20:29.771
Actually, the show has
nothing to do with Christmas.

325
00:20:29.804 --> 00:20:31.907
I'm sorry you feel that way.

326
00:20:31.941 --> 00:20:34.676
Herb.

327
00:20:34.709 --> 00:20:39.115
Good Bo... good day, herb.

328
00:20:39.148 --> 00:20:42.218
So, what am I going
to be doing here?

329
00:20:42.251 --> 00:20:45.221
Oh, uh,
we'll think of something.

330
00:20:45.254 --> 00:20:49.391
♪ If I had my way... ♪

331
00:20:49.425 --> 00:20:50.893
Good show, Ernest.

332
00:20:52.895 --> 00:20:56.031
♪ I'd tear this whole
building down... ♪

333
00:20:56.065 --> 00:20:57.933
Welcome aboard.

334
00:20:57.967 --> 00:21:05.967
♪ If I had my way, I would tear
this whole building down ♪

335
00:21:11.447 --> 00:21:13.215
You are a shining ball

336
00:21:13.249 --> 00:21:15.683
in the darkness of existence.

337
00:21:41.743 --> 00:21:42.878
- Hey Jerry!
- Ah.

338
00:21:42.912 --> 00:21:44.346
- Mayor jorkins.
- Yes, sir.

339
00:21:44.380 --> 00:21:45.847
We've met.

340
00:21:45.881 --> 00:21:47.325
As you know, I've been
entrusted with the task

341
00:21:47.349 --> 00:21:49.717
of building a statue of herb
and I was hoping

342
00:21:49.751 --> 00:21:51.921
to grab a couple of minutes
of your time.

343
00:21:51.954 --> 00:21:53.331
I've never worked on
statues before,

344
00:21:53.355 --> 00:21:55.757
so I need all the help
I can get on something...

345
00:21:55.790 --> 00:21:58.069
Yeah, yeah I actually have to
jump into a meeting real quick,

346
00:21:58.093 --> 00:21:59.995
- so I'm just gonna...
- Great, this will only

347
00:22:00.029 --> 00:22:02.830
take a second, are we thinking
bronze or marble?

348
00:22:02.864 --> 00:22:05.901
Yeah, that's uh, uh-huh.

349
00:22:05.935 --> 00:22:10.272
Great, well we'll circle back
around on the statue later then.

350
00:22:10.306 --> 00:22:13.042
Personally, I think
the bronze works great,

351
00:22:13.075 --> 00:22:16.212
but that's just my opinion.

352
00:22:16.245 --> 00:22:18.380
Yeah, it's in williamsburg.

353
00:22:18.414 --> 00:22:20.782
Ugh, oh my gosh,
I love williamsburg.

354
00:22:20.815 --> 00:22:23.118
That's so cute.

355
00:22:23.152 --> 00:22:24.852
If I put down
my deposit by the 14th,

356
00:22:24.887 --> 00:22:26.064
I could move in,
like, next month.

357
00:22:26.088 --> 00:22:27.523
Do it, do it, do it!

358
00:22:27.556 --> 00:22:30.059
- Guys, I have something to say.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.

359
00:22:30.092 --> 00:22:34.396
Hey, hey, you guys,
you guys, the boss is here.

360
00:22:34.430 --> 00:22:36.198
I'm not your boss.

361
00:22:36.232 --> 00:22:40.102
Hey, Jerry, raise your hand.

362
00:22:40.135 --> 00:22:42.238
That's how many people care.

363
00:22:42.271 --> 00:22:45.174
Ah, okay.

364
00:22:45.207 --> 00:22:47.009
Hey Jerry, Jerry,
if you respected yourself

365
00:22:47.042 --> 00:22:48.520
a little more, you'd probably
fix a lot of problems

366
00:22:48.544 --> 00:22:53.048
at work, bro, and at home!

367
00:22:53.082 --> 00:22:54.283
Okay, great.

368
00:22:54.316 --> 00:22:57.920
Um, so look I, uh...

369
00:22:57.953 --> 00:23:00.089
I grew up with kringle time.

370
00:23:00.122 --> 00:23:03.825
Okay, I... I believe
in kringle time.

371
00:23:03.858 --> 00:23:07.529
I've given my life to this
station because of kringle time.

372
00:23:12.534 --> 00:23:14.503
When I was nine years old,

373
00:23:14.536 --> 00:23:17.139
I started writing down
my ideas for the show.

374
00:23:17.172 --> 00:23:21.877
And more than anything
in the entire world

375
00:23:21.910 --> 00:23:22.978
I wanted to be kringles.

376
00:23:25.047 --> 00:23:27.516
- Is he gonna cry?
- I'm not just a pencil pusher.

377
00:23:27.549 --> 00:23:29.952
Okay, I've been planning this
my entire life.

378
00:23:29.985 --> 00:23:34.089
And I know you guys
don't trust me, but...

379
00:23:34.123 --> 00:23:37.859
Herb did, so trust him.

380
00:23:44.266 --> 00:23:46.135
Show me.

381
00:23:50.072 --> 00:23:51.839
♪ Move with the hip ♪

382
00:23:51.873 --> 00:23:53.976
♪ shake it up, salt on the cup,
gets there teen ♪

383
00:23:54.009 --> 00:23:55.611
♪ you've been working
on your flirting ♪

384
00:23:55.644 --> 00:23:58.147
♪ with the weekend
you can freak out ♪

385
00:23:58.180 --> 00:23:59.615
♪ one in a million ♪

386
00:23:59.648 --> 00:24:02.084
♪ you're a gem,
shine when the light grows dim ♪

387
00:24:02.117 --> 00:24:06.155
♪ say one, two, three, four,
three, two, one ♪

388
00:24:06.188 --> 00:24:08.157
♪ cause no one can do it
like we do it ♪

389
00:24:08.190 --> 00:24:10.125
♪ like we do it, like we do it ♪

390
00:24:10.159 --> 00:24:12.227
♪ cause no one can do it
like we do it ♪

391
00:24:12.261 --> 00:24:14.163
♪ like we do it, like we do it ♪

392
00:24:14.196 --> 00:24:16.231
♪ cause no one can do it
like we do it ♪

393
00:24:16.265 --> 00:24:18.267
♪ like we do it, like we do it ♪

394
00:24:18.300 --> 00:24:21.303
♪ cause no one can do it like
we do it, like we do it ♪

395
00:24:21.337 --> 00:24:23.005
♪ like we do it ♪

396
00:24:23.038 --> 00:24:24.973
♪ we got the right stuff ♪

397
00:24:25.007 --> 00:24:26.975
♪ we put the hammer right down ♪

398
00:24:27.009 --> 00:24:28.877
♪ you want to be like us ♪

399
00:24:28.911 --> 00:24:31.246
♪ you better stick around ♪

400
00:24:31.280 --> 00:24:35.317
♪ if you want it,
you gotta prove it ♪

401
00:24:35.351 --> 00:24:38.320
♪ like we do it, like we do it ♪

402
00:24:38.354 --> 00:24:41.957
Or not.

403
00:24:41.990 --> 00:24:44.193
Awful, Jerry, very awful.

404
00:24:44.226 --> 00:24:48.897
That's the weirdest shit
I've ever seen, man.

405
00:24:56.538 --> 00:25:00.342
Sit down, Jerry.

406
00:25:03.412 --> 00:25:06.014
Jerry.

407
00:25:06.048 --> 00:25:09.985
Who is kringles?

408
00:25:10.018 --> 00:25:12.488
Kringles is a magical
snowman from Alaska

409
00:25:12.521 --> 00:25:14.323
who was brought to life
by an ice wizard.

410
00:25:14.356 --> 00:25:16.592
He's fueled by the power
of wishes.

411
00:25:16.625 --> 00:25:18.494
Hm, wrong.

412
00:25:18.527 --> 00:25:20.229
Kringles is a knock-off frosty

413
00:25:20.262 --> 00:25:21.964
the station
didn't have to license.

414
00:25:21.997 --> 00:25:25.601
Okay, kringles is way different
than frosty the snowman,

415
00:25:25.634 --> 00:25:27.669
- that's...
- Oh, how?

416
00:25:27.703 --> 00:25:29.705
Uh, well he has a lasso,
for one thing.

417
00:25:29.738 --> 00:25:32.674
Hm, and why does a snowman
need a lasso, Jerry?

418
00:25:32.708 --> 00:25:34.376
Uh, because, Daphne,

419
00:25:34.410 --> 00:25:36.612
the lasso contains the spirit
of Arizona Willie,

420
00:25:36.645 --> 00:25:38.113
which of course
can only be summoned

421
00:25:38.147 --> 00:25:39.657
with the magical chant
by the children.

422
00:25:39.681 --> 00:25:41.984
Scrip-a-doo-banana-jamma,
I don't really understand

423
00:25:42.017 --> 00:25:43.719
the question,
it's in the goddamn song.

424
00:25:43.752 --> 00:25:46.955
Yeah but... look, I'm not gonna
have this argument with you.

425
00:25:46.989 --> 00:25:49.000
Kringles was the cheapest
costume they could afford,

426
00:25:49.024 --> 00:25:50.559
and it went from there.

427
00:25:50.592 --> 00:25:52.995
My apologies, I should have been
a little more specific...

428
00:25:53.028 --> 00:25:54.072
Listen to the goddamn song.

429
00:25:54.096 --> 00:25:58.333
Who is kringles to you?

430
00:25:58.367 --> 00:26:00.169
What?

431
00:26:00.202 --> 00:26:02.638
Who is kringles to you?

432
00:26:07.176 --> 00:26:11.113
Kringles taught me
right from wrong.

433
00:26:11.146 --> 00:26:14.416
He told me to believe in myself.

434
00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:20.756
He was my first friend.

435
00:26:20.789 --> 00:26:22.124
Right.

436
00:26:25.661 --> 00:26:29.765
Now say we do...

437
00:26:29.798 --> 00:26:35.370
Whatever that is
and it hits home with one kid,

438
00:26:35.404 --> 00:26:40.075
one future Jerry out there
who really connects with it.

439
00:26:40.108 --> 00:26:43.779
But in doing so, we've robbed
a hundred other normal kids

440
00:26:43.812 --> 00:26:45.180
of that relationship
with kringles

441
00:26:45.214 --> 00:26:47.483
that you just mentioned.

442
00:26:47.516 --> 00:26:49.785
Does that seem worth it, Jerry?

443
00:28:29.718 --> 00:28:33.555
Good morning goshen.

444
00:28:33.589 --> 00:28:36.625
Goshen, city of goshen.

445
00:28:36.658 --> 00:28:39.795
Goshen public works
announced that the pothole

446
00:28:39.828 --> 00:28:43.632
on 2nd and Gage
has been filled in.

447
00:28:43.665 --> 00:28:48.136
I guess you could call it
a not-hole now.

448
00:28:48.170 --> 00:28:50.572
And fear not, snowman fans.

449
00:28:50.606 --> 00:28:52.307
Because it's been confirmed

450
00:28:52.341 --> 00:28:55.477
that kringles the snowman
will live on.

451
00:28:55.510 --> 00:28:59.214
In the capable hands
of Jerry Perkins.

452
00:28:59.247 --> 00:29:01.850
So tune in on Saturday
at the regular time,

453
00:29:01.884 --> 00:29:04.586
coming up this Saturday.

454
00:29:04.620 --> 00:29:06.655
And why don't we
all wish Jerry...

455
00:29:06.688 --> 00:29:09.591
Let's wish Jerry good times.

456
00:29:09.625 --> 00:29:11.560
Jerry's playing kringles.

457
00:29:37.219 --> 00:29:39.655
Jerry, how we doing, buddy?

458
00:29:39.688 --> 00:29:42.357
You ready to get started?
You feel good? You look good.

459
00:29:42.391 --> 00:29:43.869
- Yeah, let's go, come on!
- All right.

460
00:29:43.893 --> 00:29:46.695
Pow pow!

461
00:29:46.728 --> 00:29:48.697
- Pow!
- Pow.

462
00:29:48.730 --> 00:29:50.508
Keep it positive,
keep it fresh, keep it bright

463
00:29:50.532 --> 00:29:52.200
and we're gonna do it big, okay?

464
00:29:52.234 --> 00:29:53.277
Just like every day. Here we go.

465
00:29:53.301 --> 00:29:54.904
Five, six, seven, eight.

466
00:29:54.937 --> 00:29:58.774
Shimmy and kringle twist!

467
00:29:58.807 --> 00:30:00.609
Ugh!

468
00:30:02.444 --> 00:30:04.379
Good girl.

469
00:30:04.413 --> 00:30:06.248
Dog store,
this is Layla speaking.

470
00:30:06.281 --> 00:30:08.517
I can't do it. I'm freaking out.

471
00:30:08.550 --> 00:30:11.286
- Just breathe, Jerry.
- I'm too old.

472
00:30:11.319 --> 00:30:14.556
I'm old and I'm soft
and I'm gonna die someday.

473
00:30:14.589 --> 00:30:17.292
- You're not gonna die, Jerry.
- We're all gonna die!

474
00:30:17.325 --> 00:30:19.861
And I'm gonna be forgotten,
like George lazenby.

475
00:30:19.896 --> 00:30:22.564
- Who?
- That's what I mean.

476
00:30:22.597 --> 00:30:24.499
He was James Bond, Layla.

477
00:30:24.533 --> 00:30:25.767
Freaking James Bond!

478
00:30:25.801 --> 00:30:27.904
And now he's dead and forgotten.

479
00:30:27.937 --> 00:30:29.982
Or maybe he's still alive.
I don't know, I don't know.

480
00:30:30.006 --> 00:30:32.240
Nobody knows, you know why?
Because nobody gives a fuck

481
00:30:32.274 --> 00:30:33.943
about George lazenby!

482
00:30:33.976 --> 00:30:35.912
You know the combination
to your dad's safe?

483
00:30:35.945 --> 00:30:37.646
- I don't.
- He left me a safe

484
00:30:37.679 --> 00:30:39.581
with no combination,
I mean, who does that?

485
00:30:39.614 --> 00:30:41.850
I gotta go, babe, okay?

486
00:30:41.884 --> 00:30:44.252
There's whiskey in here
and I need it.

487
00:30:44.286 --> 00:30:49.458
You're gonna do great,
all right, just...

488
00:30:49.491 --> 00:30:52.394
- Big love.
- Big love.

489
00:31:02.304 --> 00:31:04.372
You are more than this...

490
00:31:30.532 --> 00:31:32.034
Dad?

491
00:31:34.536 --> 00:31:36.505
Blinders, Jerry.

492
00:31:45.982 --> 00:31:49.751
- Hey there, Jerry.
- Shit.

493
00:31:54.389 --> 00:31:55.390
Hey, what are you doing?

494
00:31:55.423 --> 00:31:56.993
I'm fine, I'm fine.

495
00:31:57.026 --> 00:32:00.562
- Are you jerkin' it, dude?
- What? No. I'm not... no.

496
00:32:00.595 --> 00:32:04.666
- Hey guys, Jerry's jerking it!
- I'm not jerking it!

497
00:32:04.699 --> 00:32:06.368
God.

498
00:32:06.401 --> 00:32:08.971
Hey man, have a good jerk.

499
00:32:09.005 --> 00:32:12.440
I'm not... I'm not jerk... naveed!

500
00:32:18.413 --> 00:32:19.648
Hiya Jerry, mayor jorkins.

501
00:32:19.681 --> 00:32:22.517
Yes sir, we've met
numerous times.

502
00:32:22.551 --> 00:32:23.962
- You got a minute?
- I'm actually really busy,

503
00:32:23.986 --> 00:32:25.496
- I've got a...
- It'll just take a second.

504
00:32:25.520 --> 00:32:26.521
I'm sorry I gotta...

505
00:32:27.990 --> 00:32:29.457
- What am I doing?
- No, no.

506
00:32:29.491 --> 00:32:30.759
Come on, you want some coffee?

507
00:32:30.792 --> 00:32:32.427
Let's get some coffee.

508
00:32:32.460 --> 00:32:34.462
Yeah, okay.

509
00:32:34.496 --> 00:32:36.132
I can't do it, Jerry.

510
00:32:36.165 --> 00:32:38.110
I'm not gonna get it done,
and then I'm just gonna be

511
00:32:38.134 --> 00:32:40.136
some guy who didn't build
a statue at all.

512
00:32:40.169 --> 00:32:42.004
- Okay, hey, here you go.
- Thank you, Jerry.

513
00:32:42.038 --> 00:32:44.539
Yeah.

514
00:32:47.977 --> 00:32:49.678
That's hot.

515
00:32:49.711 --> 00:32:50.779
It's a fresh pot.

516
00:32:50.812 --> 00:32:54.016
Mm.

517
00:32:54.050 --> 00:32:55.717
I should just quit.

518
00:32:55.750 --> 00:32:57.162
I don't know why
I thought I could do this.

519
00:32:57.186 --> 00:33:00.089
Hey, look, it's just a statue.

520
00:33:00.122 --> 00:33:01.900
I mean, don't kill yourself
building a monument

521
00:33:01.924 --> 00:33:05.527
to herb's massive ego.

522
00:33:05.560 --> 00:33:08.931
Just a statue?

523
00:33:08.965 --> 00:33:11.399
No, Jerry.

524
00:33:11.433 --> 00:33:13.970
A statue is history.

525
00:33:14.003 --> 00:33:16.605
A statue is important.

526
00:33:16.638 --> 00:33:20.775
A statue looks
to the future and says,

527
00:33:20.809 --> 00:33:25.915
"hey future, I'm dead.

528
00:33:25.948 --> 00:33:28.850
But I wasn't always dead.

529
00:33:28.885 --> 00:33:33.923
And when I was alive...

530
00:33:33.956 --> 00:33:37.193
I mattered."

531
00:33:37.226 --> 00:33:39.095
You just need a little help.

532
00:33:39.128 --> 00:33:42.697
Look, hey, there's this guy who
helped Gunther a few years ago

533
00:33:42.731 --> 00:33:44.066
put the wainscoting in out back,

534
00:33:44.100 --> 00:33:45.800
maybe he's still
got his contact.

535
00:33:45.834 --> 00:33:47.036
I'll ask him, all right?

536
00:33:47.069 --> 00:33:50.739
Hey Gunther... Jesus.

537
00:33:50.772 --> 00:33:55.577
You still got the card
for that guy who...

538
00:33:55.610 --> 00:33:58.881
Thank you, Gunther.

539
00:33:58.915 --> 00:34:01.017
Here, maybe that'll help.

540
00:34:01.050 --> 00:34:02.817
Give him a call.

541
00:34:02.851 --> 00:34:05.587
- Thanks, Jerry.
- Yeah.

542
00:34:05.620 --> 00:34:07.589
Oh, what are we?

543
00:34:07.622 --> 00:34:09.457
Okay, all right.

544
00:34:09.491 --> 00:34:12.995
- Thank you, Jerry.
- Oh god.

545
00:34:13.029 --> 00:34:15.463
All right, why don't... no, no.

546
00:34:15.497 --> 00:34:17.233
This is a lot.

547
00:34:17.266 --> 00:34:18.466
- Zip.
- Zap.

548
00:34:18.500 --> 00:34:19.501
- Zip.
- Zap.

549
00:34:19.534 --> 00:34:20.468
- Zap.
- Zip.

550
00:34:20.502 --> 00:34:21.070
- Zip.
- Zap.

551
00:34:21.103 --> 00:34:21.603
- Zip, - zap.

552
00:34:21.636 --> 00:34:24.240
- Zip.
- Zip... oh.

553
00:34:24.273 --> 00:34:26.976
- You guys are coming for me.
- Guys?

554
00:34:27.009 --> 00:34:28.220
It's okay,
it's all right, buddy.

555
00:34:28.244 --> 00:34:29.577
Let's do it again, do it again.

556
00:34:29.611 --> 00:34:30.947
- Guys?
- What, Jerry?

557
00:34:30.980 --> 00:34:32.882
- This shit again.
- What's up, Jerry?

558
00:34:32.915 --> 00:34:36.118
I just want to say um...

559
00:34:36.152 --> 00:34:37.695
I know you guys don't think
I can do this...

560
00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:40.488
Oh my god,
you're like a broken record.

561
00:34:40.522 --> 00:34:44.126
Shut up,
this is a different thing.

562
00:34:44.160 --> 00:34:46.162
I don't want to fight you guys,
okay?

563
00:34:46.195 --> 00:34:50.933
And I'm not going to,
I want to be a team player.

564
00:34:50.967 --> 00:34:53.102
I've been given
a huge opportunity here,

565
00:34:53.135 --> 00:34:55.972
and I just, uh...

566
00:34:56.005 --> 00:34:59.574
I won't let you down.

567
00:35:02.211 --> 00:35:03.845
What are you doing?

568
00:35:06.815 --> 00:35:08.616
We miss him too, bro.

569
00:35:13.122 --> 00:35:14.991
Feeling strong there today, jer.

570
00:35:15.024 --> 00:35:17.759
Okay, remember,
it's absolutely not Christmas.

571
00:35:17.792 --> 00:35:19.627
And here we go.

572
00:35:19.661 --> 00:35:21.863
Ba-na-na-jamma!

573
00:35:25.834 --> 00:35:27.169
♪ Ah ♪

574
00:35:27.203 --> 00:35:30.538
Jerry, chin up,
chin up, chin up, Jerry.

575
00:35:30.572 --> 00:35:32.640
And five, six, seven, eight.

576
00:35:38.047 --> 00:35:40.615
Yes, yes!

577
00:35:40.648 --> 00:35:42.584
That's what I'm talking about!

578
00:35:52.594 --> 00:35:57.199
♪ His name is kringles ♪

579
00:35:57.233 --> 00:35:58.300
Sorry.

580
00:36:02.038 --> 00:36:03.872
Boom! There we go!

581
00:36:10.946 --> 00:36:12.081
♪ Ah ♪

582
00:36:12.114 --> 00:36:13.315
♪ ah ♪

583
00:36:13.349 --> 00:36:14.816
♪ ah ♪

584
00:36:14.849 --> 00:36:17.752
Oh my god, Jerry, what!

585
00:36:17.786 --> 00:36:21.223
Shimmy and kringle twist!

586
00:36:27.129 --> 00:36:29.831
- Do the wiggy, wiggy way.
- Ah!

587
00:36:29.864 --> 00:36:31.699
Yeah, they invited me
out for drinks.

588
00:36:31.733 --> 00:36:33.635
- Oh that's great, jer!
- I know, right?

589
00:36:33.668 --> 00:36:36.671
Hey, is it all right
if I miss the race?

590
00:36:36.704 --> 00:36:39.008
Yeah, sure.

591
00:36:39.041 --> 00:36:40.309
Great.

592
00:36:40.342 --> 00:36:43.212
I'll see you later tonight.

593
00:36:43.245 --> 00:36:45.047
- Big love.
- Big love.

594
00:36:49.018 --> 00:36:51.220
Okay, okay, kringles
resurrection dress rehearsal,

595
00:36:51.253 --> 00:36:54.689
let's pick it up from
right before the cult chant.

596
00:36:54.722 --> 00:36:56.992
And cue, Jaxon.

597
00:36:57.026 --> 00:36:58.693
I'm so glad you're back,
kringles!

598
00:36:58.726 --> 00:37:01.030
Oh thank you, Jaxon!

599
00:37:01.063 --> 00:37:05.067
And this time,
I promise I will live forever.

600
00:37:08.037 --> 00:37:10.072
We will never die!

601
00:37:10.106 --> 00:37:12.274
We will never die!

602
00:37:12.308 --> 00:37:14.376
- We will never die!
- Okay, okay, okay.

603
00:37:14.410 --> 00:37:16.278
You guys,
that sounds fucking great!

604
00:37:16.312 --> 00:37:20.648
We will never die!
We will never die!

605
00:37:20.682 --> 00:37:24.819
We will never die!
We will never die!

606
00:37:24.853 --> 00:37:26.989
We will never die.

607
00:37:39.068 --> 00:37:41.370
Then last week,
I fucked my sister's widower.

608
00:37:41.403 --> 00:37:44.240
I mean, his ass is incredible,
though.

609
00:37:44.273 --> 00:37:46.008
No, she died fine, it was...

610
00:37:46.041 --> 00:37:47.409
Yeah? Oh, all right.

611
00:37:47.443 --> 00:37:49.345
Hey, father? Yeah, I gotta go.

612
00:37:49.378 --> 00:37:52.181
All right, love you, bye.
Yes, Jerry?

613
00:37:52.214 --> 00:37:55.850
Uh, I just had a question
about the script.

614
00:37:55.885 --> 00:37:58.254
Okay?

615
00:37:58.287 --> 00:37:59.730
It seems like we're
kind of telling kids

616
00:37:59.754 --> 00:38:02.824
that death doesn't matter.

617
00:38:02.857 --> 00:38:05.361
Hmm, it's interesting
you picked up on that,

618
00:38:05.394 --> 00:38:07.829
because that's exactly
what we're telling them.

619
00:38:07.862 --> 00:38:12.134
Ah and you don't think
that's kind of um...

620
00:38:12.168 --> 00:38:14.203
I don't know...

621
00:38:14.236 --> 00:38:17.206
Uh, irresponsible?

622
00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:19.841
Do you remember
our conversation, Jerry?

623
00:38:19.874 --> 00:38:22.411
About giving people
what they want?

624
00:38:22.444 --> 00:38:25.114
You know what kids want?

625
00:38:25.147 --> 00:38:26.482
Death.

626
00:38:26.515 --> 00:38:29.018
They love it.

627
00:38:29.051 --> 00:38:31.253
I'm fucking with you, Jerry!

628
00:38:31.287 --> 00:38:33.721
Kids hate death,
they want their snowman alive,

629
00:38:33.755 --> 00:38:35.925
- that's what they want.
- It just seems like this

630
00:38:35.958 --> 00:38:40.930
could be like
a teachable moment, or...

631
00:38:40.963 --> 00:38:44.433
Come here.

632
00:38:44.466 --> 00:38:45.968
Sit.

633
00:38:46.001 --> 00:38:48.904
Now, I was waiting
to give this to you.

634
00:38:48.938 --> 00:38:54.876
Partly out of vindictiveness,
I'll admit, but...

635
00:38:54.910 --> 00:38:57.146
- The magic lasso?
- Mhm.

636
00:39:03.385 --> 00:39:06.754
You've earned it, Jerry.

637
00:39:10.392 --> 00:39:11.994
Now.

638
00:39:12.027 --> 00:39:14.129
I don't want you
to worry about the script.

639
00:39:14.163 --> 00:39:15.297
Okay?

640
00:39:15.331 --> 00:39:19.268
Kringles is a symbol.

641
00:39:19.301 --> 00:39:23.973
What good would it do
to ruin that, huh?

642
00:39:24.006 --> 00:39:25.840
It's the night before the show.

643
00:39:25.873 --> 00:39:30.879
I want you to take Layla out
for a nice dinner and celebrate.

644
00:39:30.913 --> 00:39:34.816
Make her feel like a real woman,
can you do that, Jerry?

645
00:39:34.849 --> 00:39:36.418
Yeah?

646
00:39:36.452 --> 00:39:39.154
Good boy.

647
00:39:39.188 --> 00:39:42.224
Woo, I do not plan on
being the executive director

648
00:39:42.258 --> 00:39:46.495
of a public-access station
my whole life, Jerry.

649
00:39:46.528 --> 00:39:51.033
Tomorrow, everything changes.

650
00:40:01.010 --> 00:40:02.844
To kringles.

651
00:40:06.215 --> 00:40:07.483
Yep.

652
00:40:16.091 --> 00:40:18.327
Daphne gave me the lasso today.

653
00:40:18.360 --> 00:40:20.229
Didn't dad leave
you that in his will?

654
00:40:20.262 --> 00:40:26.502
No... yeah, he did,
she just gave it to me today.

655
00:40:26.535 --> 00:40:28.170
Okay.

656
00:40:28.203 --> 00:40:29.305
Cool.

657
00:40:34.043 --> 00:40:35.287
Are you, like,
mad at me about something?

658
00:40:35.311 --> 00:40:37.446
No, I'm just hungry.

659
00:40:42.284 --> 00:40:45.554
Can you slow down, please?

660
00:40:45.587 --> 00:40:48.991
Excuse me? Lady, can you?

661
00:40:49.024 --> 00:40:51.460
Just bring the
whole fucking bottle.

662
00:40:51.493 --> 00:40:53.929
Thank you.

663
00:40:57.333 --> 00:40:59.411
- It feels like you're mad at me.
- No, I'm not mad at you, Jerry,

664
00:40:59.435 --> 00:41:03.038
I just had a long day going
through my dead father's shit.

665
00:41:03.072 --> 00:41:04.349
So what, you want to eat dinner
at home every night

666
00:41:04.373 --> 00:41:06.275
for the rest of your life?

667
00:41:10.512 --> 00:41:13.949
I'm going to the bathroom.

668
00:41:13.982 --> 00:41:16.285
- To poop, Jerry!
- Okay.

669
00:41:28.564 --> 00:41:31.266
- What's the matter, cowpoke?
- Jesus Christ!

670
00:41:31.300 --> 00:41:33.102
No.

671
00:41:33.135 --> 00:41:37.039
There is only kringles.

672
00:41:44.446 --> 00:41:46.348
Are you?

673
00:41:46.382 --> 00:41:49.651
Uh, man!

674
00:42:47.443 --> 00:42:51.313
Think of the children.

675
00:43:31.086 --> 00:43:32.621
Can we go home?

676
00:43:32.654 --> 00:43:34.656
I'm tired.

677
00:43:39.495 --> 00:43:45.801
Ugh.

678
00:43:47.436 --> 00:43:52.241
You ready?

679
00:43:52.274 --> 00:43:55.210
You need to puke?

680
00:43:55.244 --> 00:43:56.454
Are you not opening your mouth
'cause you're afraid

681
00:43:56.478 --> 00:44:02.518
you're gonna puke?

682
00:44:02.551 --> 00:44:06.121
You'll be fine,
big guy, come on!

683
00:44:06.154 --> 00:44:08.056
Right?

684
00:44:08.090 --> 00:44:09.791
I mean, you better be fine.

685
00:44:09.825 --> 00:44:14.096
'Cause this show has
got to be fucking spectacular.

686
00:44:14.129 --> 00:44:16.598
You read me, Jerry?

687
00:44:16.632 --> 00:44:18.600
Hey.

688
00:44:18.634 --> 00:44:20.235
All right.

689
00:44:20.269 --> 00:44:23.772
Love yah, see you on the ice.

690
00:44:40.689 --> 00:44:43.392
Fade up twelve.

691
00:44:54.336 --> 00:44:55.737
Oh no, kringles fell down!

692
00:44:55.771 --> 00:44:58.440
What can we do?

693
00:44:58.473 --> 00:45:01.643
Well, Jaxon,
sometimes people fall down

694
00:45:01.677 --> 00:45:03.812
and don't get back up again.

695
00:45:03.845 --> 00:45:07.849
And kringles...

696
00:45:07.884 --> 00:45:10.285
Oh, what?

697
00:45:10.319 --> 00:45:12.120
I'm alive!

698
00:45:16.525 --> 00:45:18.226
'Atta baby, jer.

699
00:45:18.260 --> 00:45:20.529
Stand by, camera two.

700
00:45:30.572 --> 00:45:34.376
Kringles is back, baby!

701
00:45:34.409 --> 00:45:36.845
Um, excuse me.

702
00:45:36.879 --> 00:45:39.581
- Jerry?
- I got it, I got it.

703
00:45:39.615 --> 00:45:40.917
Thank you all so much.

704
00:45:40.950 --> 00:45:42.460
This has really been
a dream come true,

705
00:45:42.484 --> 00:45:44.820
and I just want to thank
every single one of you

706
00:45:44.853 --> 00:45:46.321
for making it happen!

707
00:45:46.355 --> 00:45:47.556
To Jerry!

708
00:46:07.910 --> 00:46:10.579
Suck my dick, Luigi.

709
00:46:39.441 --> 00:46:40.475
Heather!

710
00:46:40.509 --> 00:46:41.710
Right? The intern!

711
00:46:41.743 --> 00:46:43.278
Yeah!

712
00:46:43.311 --> 00:46:46.581
Man, you were there for what?
Six, seven?

713
00:46:46.615 --> 00:46:49.651
A day. I was there for a day.

714
00:46:49.685 --> 00:46:53.755
Was it a day?

715
00:46:53.789 --> 00:46:55.323
Oh, well, you know what?

716
00:46:55.357 --> 00:46:57.002
We miss you Heather,
wish you could have stayed.

717
00:46:57.026 --> 00:46:59.896
Me too. What'll you have, Jerry?

718
00:46:59.929 --> 00:47:01.763
- You know, I'm gonna have a...
- Jerry!

719
00:47:01.797 --> 00:47:06.768
Mayor jorkins, oh, you're so
handsome!

720
00:47:06.802 --> 00:47:09.304
Hey Jerry, great news
on the herb statue.

721
00:47:09.337 --> 00:47:10.872
I called that guy,
I paid him extra.

722
00:47:10.907 --> 00:47:13.475
I had to do a little creative
thing with the finances

723
00:47:13.508 --> 00:47:15.877
so people wouldn't, you know,
taxpayer... but anyway!

724
00:47:15.912 --> 00:47:17.412
It's gonna be ready
in two weeks!

725
00:47:17.446 --> 00:47:19.548
Two weeks, ah!

726
00:47:19.581 --> 00:47:22.284
I'm spending so much money on
this, and I am loving it.

727
00:47:22.317 --> 00:47:23.661
You're really building
a statue for that guy?

728
00:47:23.685 --> 00:47:25.787
Damn right, baby,
seventy feet tall!

729
00:47:25.821 --> 00:47:26.999
It's gonna be
about six feet tall.

730
00:47:27.023 --> 00:47:28.356
It's gonna block out the sun!

731
00:47:28.390 --> 00:47:29.992
It's roughly herb-sized.

732
00:47:30.026 --> 00:47:33.795
- Can we have some shots?
- Two shots!

733
00:47:33.829 --> 00:47:37.532
Heather is the best
because she brings me shots.

734
00:47:37.566 --> 00:47:42.004
Here we go!

735
00:47:42.038 --> 00:47:44.372
Love you.

736
00:47:44.406 --> 00:47:46.341
Good job!

737
00:48:28.017 --> 00:48:35.357
You were a grumpy
son-of-a-bitch, herb.

738
00:48:35.390 --> 00:48:37.659
But thank you.

739
00:49:12.761 --> 00:49:14.629
Oh.

740
00:49:20.869 --> 00:49:23.772
Oh!

741
00:49:33.782 --> 00:49:36.451
Oh shit.

742
00:50:09.784 --> 00:50:11.419
Hi there, Jerry.

743
00:50:11.453 --> 00:50:13.022
Hi, herb.

744
00:50:13.055 --> 00:50:16.725
Now, if you're watching this,
I'm dead.

745
00:50:16.758 --> 00:50:18.426
Probably from liver failure,

746
00:50:18.460 --> 00:50:22.198
or a car accident,
or a shootout.

747
00:50:22.231 --> 00:50:27.469
You probably also realize
that I left you kringles,

748
00:50:27.502 --> 00:50:30.538
which I think
is incredibly kind of me,

749
00:50:30.572 --> 00:50:34.542
so don't fuck it up, Jerry.

750
00:50:34.576 --> 00:50:39.714
Now, I would like you
do to a favor for me.

751
00:50:39.748 --> 00:50:45.654
In that safe, there's a shoebox
marked kringle time.

752
00:50:45.687 --> 00:50:47.822
I want you to take that shoebox

753
00:50:47.856 --> 00:50:49.824
and destroy it.

754
00:50:49.858 --> 00:50:53.595
Do not open it,
do not ask questions,

755
00:50:53.628 --> 00:50:55.597
just destroy it.

756
00:50:55.630 --> 00:50:57.532
I want you to burn it.

757
00:50:57.565 --> 00:51:00.903
Burn it till
there is nothing left.

758
00:51:00.937 --> 00:51:04.941
That's all I need you
to do for me.

759
00:51:04.974 --> 00:51:07.609
Try not to fuck up, Jerry.

760
00:51:07.642 --> 00:51:08.945
Love ya.

761
00:51:10.745 --> 00:51:11.948
Oh!

762
00:51:11.981 --> 00:51:14.183
Jesus. Oh!

763
00:51:44.947 --> 00:51:49.885
♪ Who are you
coming in so close ♪

764
00:51:49.919 --> 00:51:53.822
♪ so close,
you might scare me away ♪

765
00:51:53.855 --> 00:51:57.759
This monument will stand
to a true icon of goshen.

766
00:51:57.792 --> 00:52:00.129
Herb was one of
our greatest treasures.

767
00:52:00.162 --> 00:52:03.065
This monument will immortalize
his deeds forever.

768
00:52:06.936 --> 00:52:11.573
♪ 'Cause, oh, maybe I'm damned ♪

769
00:52:11.606 --> 00:52:16.912
♪ to be sad
with monsters and men ♪

770
00:52:16.946 --> 00:52:19.814
♪ 'cause the places I've been ♪

771
00:52:19.848 --> 00:52:23.651
♪ my dreams were awful bad ♪

772
00:52:23.685 --> 00:52:25.653
♪ oh, oh ♪

773
00:52:38.600 --> 00:52:40.269
Maybe it's nothing.

774
00:52:43.205 --> 00:52:44.206
Yeah.

775
00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:51.256
It's not nothing,
what am I saying?

776
00:52:51.280 --> 00:52:52.614
- Oh, Jesus.
- All right, Jerry,

777
00:52:52.647 --> 00:52:54.917
calm the fuck down.

778
00:52:54.950 --> 00:52:56.651
Does anyone else know
about this?

779
00:52:58.988 --> 00:53:05.027
Okay, so we have a choice.

780
00:53:05.061 --> 00:53:09.231
Now, once we open that box,
we may not have a choice.

781
00:53:09.265 --> 00:53:11.167
This is one of those

782
00:53:11.200 --> 00:53:14.003
pandora's cat
kind of situations, Jerry.

783
00:53:15.770 --> 00:53:16.882
I mean, I understand
what you're saying.

784
00:53:16.906 --> 00:53:17.872
I don't think that's
the correct phrase, but...

785
00:53:17.907 --> 00:53:19.909
Okay, okay, okay,
think about it like this.

786
00:53:19.942 --> 00:53:21.676
Herb's dead!

787
00:53:21.709 --> 00:53:24.779
If anything was going on,
it's over!

788
00:53:24.813 --> 00:53:28.250
Whatever is in that box,

789
00:53:28.284 --> 00:53:31.020
what good would it do
to see the light of day?

790
00:53:31.053 --> 00:53:32.922
I don't know, I just...

791
00:53:33.889 --> 00:53:35.091
Listen to me.

792
00:53:35.124 --> 00:53:37.692
We brought kringles back
from the dead!

793
00:53:37.725 --> 00:53:40.262
Do you want to kill him again?

794
00:53:40.296 --> 00:53:42.098
You open that box,
and I promise you,

795
00:53:42.131 --> 00:53:43.999
you will bring the show down.

796
00:53:44.033 --> 00:53:47.635
And if the show goes down,
I go down.

797
00:53:47.669 --> 00:53:48.803
Do you want that?

798
00:53:51.673 --> 00:53:53.708
Okay, okay.

799
00:53:53.741 --> 00:53:56.112
Think about it like this,
all right?

800
00:53:56.145 --> 00:53:57.145
No!

801
00:54:01.250 --> 00:54:02.918
Mark! Get me fire!

802
00:54:04.719 --> 00:54:06.788
- Daphne, come on!
- No!

803
00:54:06.821 --> 00:54:08.057
Just let it go!

804
00:54:11.327 --> 00:54:12.827
Gimme the goddamn box.

805
00:54:18.234 --> 00:54:20.002
Just let it happen, Jerry!

806
00:54:24.806 --> 00:54:27.243
No! No!

807
00:54:29.345 --> 00:54:30.346
I'm gonna throw up.

808
00:54:30.379 --> 00:54:31.347
Oh, god, no!

809
00:54:31.380 --> 00:54:33.681
No! God!

810
00:54:33.715 --> 00:54:34.682
Fine!

811
00:54:34.716 --> 00:54:37.319
Fine, take the box!

812
00:54:37.353 --> 00:54:39.388
Oh, god, thank you.

813
00:54:39.421 --> 00:54:41.123
No!

814
00:54:41.157 --> 00:54:42.258
Ow!

815
00:54:42.291 --> 00:54:43.758
No!

816
00:54:46.061 --> 00:54:47.963
God!

817
00:54:47.997 --> 00:54:49.265
Fuck!

818
00:54:54.470 --> 00:54:56.038
She's so strong.

819
00:54:56.071 --> 00:54:58.073
Why is she so strong?
She's a freak.

820
00:55:14.990 --> 00:55:16.724
- Jerry.
- No!

821
00:55:16.758 --> 00:55:18.127
Damn it! Jerry!

822
00:55:18.160 --> 00:55:19.827
Just hear me out! Hear me out.

823
00:55:31.207 --> 00:55:32.208
Look.

824
00:55:34.143 --> 00:55:36.912
I've been talking to the board
about giving you

825
00:55:36.946 --> 00:55:38.480
creative control
of kringle time.

826
00:55:42.551 --> 00:55:45.921
They think you've done
a hell of a job, Jerry.

827
00:55:45.955 --> 00:55:50.192
I mean, I think you've done
a hell of a job.

828
00:55:50.226 --> 00:55:51.961
And the audience,

829
00:55:51.994 --> 00:55:54.430
they love you!

830
00:55:54.463 --> 00:55:56.899
We could ride this wave, Jerry.

831
00:55:56.932 --> 00:55:58.476
I mean, herb, he was content
to be a big fish

832
00:55:58.500 --> 00:56:00.002
in a small toilet,
but you and I?

833
00:56:01.170 --> 00:56:03.405
We think big.

834
00:56:03.439 --> 00:56:05.374
We don't have to be stuck
at public access

835
00:56:05.407 --> 00:56:07.476
the rest of our lives.

836
00:56:07.509 --> 00:56:13.048
Kringles could be on
local affiliate stations, Jerry.

837
00:56:13.082 --> 00:56:14.450
How does that sound?

838
00:56:21.023 --> 00:56:26.228
If you want it,
the show is yours.

839
00:56:26.262 --> 00:56:28.097
Thank you all for coming.

840
00:56:28.130 --> 00:56:30.532
You know, when herb
first gave me this task,

841
00:56:30.566 --> 00:56:33.535
to build this monument
in his honor,

842
00:56:33.569 --> 00:56:35.537
I felt unworthy.

843
00:56:35.571 --> 00:56:37.940
How could I, a humble mayor,

844
00:56:37.973 --> 00:56:40.509
two-time all-state
varsity swimming champion,

845
00:56:40.542 --> 00:56:42.144
and veteran,

846
00:56:42.177 --> 00:56:45.180
do justice to this great man?

847
00:56:45.214 --> 00:56:49.018
But with all your support,
we made this happen.

848
00:56:49.051 --> 00:56:50.219
Thank you.

849
00:56:55.624 --> 00:56:56.824
I want to thank fabio.

850
00:56:56.858 --> 00:56:58.060
Where's fabio?

851
00:56:58.093 --> 00:56:59.528
Thank you for all
your late nights

852
00:56:59.561 --> 00:57:01.497
on this project.

853
00:57:01.530 --> 00:57:03.966
Love the ascot.

854
00:57:03.999 --> 00:57:06.834
And thank you all
for entrusting me

855
00:57:06.868 --> 00:57:09.305
with this sacred task.

856
00:57:09.338 --> 00:57:12.241
And I want to say,

857
00:57:12.274 --> 00:57:14.310
without exaggeration,

858
00:57:14.343 --> 00:57:17.112
that when I stand here
tomorrow morning

859
00:57:17.146 --> 00:57:18.914
and watch the sun crest
over the shoulders

860
00:57:18.947 --> 00:57:21.016
of this great man,

861
00:57:21.050 --> 00:57:25.954
it'll be the greatest moment
of my life.

862
00:57:25.988 --> 00:57:27.890
- You know, when I...
- I'll be right back.

863
00:57:27.923 --> 00:57:29.267
Was a young boy,
I visited the...

864
00:57:29.291 --> 00:57:30.893
Heather!

865
00:57:30.926 --> 00:57:32.227
Sorry, um...

866
00:57:33.896 --> 00:57:35.340
- Why did you leave?
- I have to get to work.

867
00:57:35.364 --> 00:57:38.567
No, um, why did you
leave the show?

868
00:57:38.600 --> 00:57:40.469
Don't act like you don't know.

869
00:57:40.502 --> 00:57:41.904
I... I don't.

870
00:57:41.937 --> 00:57:44.406
You were the one
who sent me to kringle time.

871
00:57:44.440 --> 00:57:47.009
What... what do you mean?

872
00:57:47.042 --> 00:57:49.278
You were an intern for the show.

873
00:57:49.311 --> 00:57:51.580
- Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
- Thank you, thank you, thanks.

874
00:57:51.613 --> 00:57:53.515
I'd also like
to take this opportunity

875
00:57:53.549 --> 00:57:55.384
to announce
the new creative director

876
00:57:55.417 --> 00:57:56.385
of kringle time...

877
00:57:56.418 --> 00:57:57.953
Mr. Jericho Perkins!

878
00:58:01.290 --> 00:58:03.592
Here's to many more, Jerry!

879
00:58:03.625 --> 00:58:06.228
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, Mr. Mayor.

880
00:58:06.261 --> 00:58:07.596
- Truly.
- Thank you, thank you.

881
01:00:01.243 --> 01:00:02.644
You wanna get drunk?

882
01:00:02.678 --> 01:00:05.047
- I hated her!
- No, you didn't!

883
01:00:05.080 --> 01:00:06.191
You had the biggest crush
on her.

884
01:00:06.215 --> 01:00:08.283
No, I didn't, she was dating...

885
01:00:08.317 --> 01:00:10.185
She was dating that dude Ross.

886
01:00:10.219 --> 01:00:11.153
She was dating that dude Ross,

887
01:00:11.186 --> 01:00:13.322
I swear to god
that dude couldn't count.

888
01:00:13.355 --> 01:00:14.395
He couldn't count numbers.

889
01:00:14.423 --> 01:00:16.358
Oh, Ross, yeah.

890
01:00:16.391 --> 01:00:18.393
He was a dick, though,
I would have dated her.

891
01:00:19.761 --> 01:00:22.264
No, it was...
It was Mrs. Clarkson,

892
01:00:22.297 --> 01:00:23.565
she was math?

893
01:00:23.599 --> 01:00:25.167
- Was she math?
- No.

894
01:00:25.200 --> 01:00:26.478
- Yes, she was math!
- I don't think so.

895
01:00:26.502 --> 01:00:29.705
Yes, because dad
had the hots for her!

896
01:00:29.738 --> 01:00:31.039
- Did not know that.
- Yes,

897
01:00:31.073 --> 01:00:33.542
dad wanted to do dick
stuff to her.

898
01:00:35.310 --> 01:00:36.678
Fucking dad.

899
01:00:38.180 --> 01:00:40.215
You've got the cutest face.

900
01:00:41.416 --> 01:00:43.218
Where did you get that face?

901
01:00:43.252 --> 01:00:44.720
- I don't know.
- You're so cute.

902
01:00:44.753 --> 01:00:46.822
Jerry!

903
01:00:46.855 --> 01:00:48.590
What are you doing?

904
01:00:48.624 --> 01:00:50.592
Stop it.

905
01:00:54.096 --> 01:00:55.430
Jerry?

906
01:00:58.333 --> 01:01:02.804
I feel like you want me to be
something different...

907
01:01:02.838 --> 01:01:04.773
Than who I am.

908
01:01:09.444 --> 01:01:11.580
So handsome.

909
01:01:18.720 --> 01:01:21.623
I am not gonna
remember this tomorrow.

910
01:01:23.825 --> 01:01:25.827
I wonder if it even happened.

911
01:02:44.306 --> 01:02:45.641
Where are you?

912
01:02:47.542 --> 01:02:48.877
Where are you!

913
01:02:50.679 --> 01:02:52.814
Where are you?

914
01:02:52.848 --> 01:02:54.884
I wanna talk to you!

915
01:02:55.751 --> 01:03:00.322
Hello, Jerry.

916
01:03:05.694 --> 01:03:07.429
Show me herb.

917
01:03:08.998 --> 01:03:12.634
You're the all-powerful
fuckin' demon thingy.

918
01:03:14.536 --> 01:03:17.506
Show me herb's face.

919
01:03:17.539 --> 01:03:20.308
I wanna look him
in the fucking eyes.

920
01:03:22.778 --> 01:03:24.713
Show me, goddammit!

921
01:03:36.258 --> 01:03:38.393
Hiya, jer.

922
01:03:43.365 --> 01:03:45.333
What the fuck is wrong
with you, man?

923
01:03:45.367 --> 01:03:46.936
Hey, hey, settle down!

924
01:03:46.969 --> 01:03:48.670
I didn't kill anybody.

925
01:03:48.704 --> 01:03:50.439
Well, that's
a low fuckin' bar, herb.

926
01:03:50.472 --> 01:03:51.673
Come on, man.

927
01:03:51.707 --> 01:03:53.475
I've done nothing illegal.

928
01:03:53.508 --> 01:03:54.843
You took advantage
of those kids!

929
01:03:54.876 --> 01:03:56.611
They weren't kids!

930
01:03:56.645 --> 01:04:00.816
They're teenagers, we're talking
about goddamn teenagers.

931
01:04:00.849 --> 01:04:04.252
And I asked every one of them

932
01:04:04.286 --> 01:04:07.589
if they would do it,
and none of them said no.

933
01:04:07.622 --> 01:04:10.002
You were fucking kringles, man,
they're not gonna say no to you!

934
01:04:10.026 --> 01:04:11.626
Yeah, well,
they were fine with it.

935
01:04:11.660 --> 01:04:13.662
They don't look
fucking fine, herb!

936
01:04:13.695 --> 01:04:14.730
You know what?

937
01:04:14.763 --> 01:04:16.465
I'm fucking sick of this!

938
01:04:16.498 --> 01:04:19.835
You drag me back
from beyond the grave,

939
01:04:19.868 --> 01:04:22.671
and after everything...

940
01:04:22.704 --> 01:04:27.043
Everything
that I've done for you.

941
01:04:29.979 --> 01:04:32.614
After everything
you've done for me?

942
01:04:32.647 --> 01:04:34.616
You never gave a shit about me.

943
01:04:34.649 --> 01:04:35.994
Even when you gave me
my dream job,

944
01:04:36.018 --> 01:04:37.519
you fucking poisoned it.

945
01:04:37.552 --> 01:04:38.620
The only reason I'm here

946
01:04:38.653 --> 01:04:40.789
is 'cause you knew
I'd do your dirty work for you.

947
01:04:40.822 --> 01:04:42.424
What have you given me, huh?

948
01:04:42.457 --> 01:04:44.368
Besides dangle a fucking carrot
in front of me for 20 years?

949
01:04:44.392 --> 01:04:47.596
Oh, wah, wah, poor little boy!

950
01:04:47.629 --> 01:04:50.632
Make a life for yourself, Jerry.

951
01:04:50.665 --> 01:04:53.568
You could have left at any time,
but you didn't.

952
01:04:53.602 --> 01:04:55.637
Why?

953
01:04:55.670 --> 01:04:57.839
Because your dreams
weren't big enough,

954
01:04:57.873 --> 01:04:59.708
and you knew it.

955
01:04:59.741 --> 01:05:00.818
This is all beside the point.

956
01:05:00.842 --> 01:05:02.778
You had a responsibility
to those kids,

957
01:05:02.811 --> 01:05:04.080
and you fucking betrayed us.

958
01:05:04.113 --> 01:05:05.781
Yeah, well don't pretend
you didn't know

959
01:05:05.814 --> 01:05:07.783
- what was happening.
- I didn't know!

960
01:05:07.816 --> 01:05:10.052
All that line of interns
that quit

961
01:05:10.086 --> 01:05:13.755
after going into kringle time
with me?

962
01:05:17.894 --> 01:05:19.061
You knew what was going on.

963
01:05:19.095 --> 01:05:21.630
You just chose to ignore it.

964
01:05:21.663 --> 01:05:24.699
That makes you as guilty as me.

965
01:05:24.733 --> 01:05:27.369
I 100% never lassoed
an intern, herb.

966
01:05:27.402 --> 01:05:30.006
"I never lassoed an intern."

967
01:05:30.039 --> 01:05:32.307
You wanna do something about it?

968
01:05:33.408 --> 01:05:35.844
I'm ashes.

969
01:05:35.877 --> 01:05:37.412
I don't care.

970
01:05:37.445 --> 01:05:38.948
Huh?

971
01:05:51.526 --> 01:05:54.897
Oh, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

972
01:06:57.492 --> 01:06:59.861
You didn't answer me.

973
01:06:59.896 --> 01:07:02.631
What are you going to do?

974
01:07:05.167 --> 01:07:08.436
I'm gonna tear
this whole fucking place down.

975
01:07:14.576 --> 01:07:18.613
♪ Blue skies,
nothing but blue skies ♪

976
01:07:18.647 --> 01:07:22.651
♪ each day is
a lovely piece of pie ♪

977
01:07:22.684 --> 01:07:26.055
♪ and blue skies are always
on my mind ♪

978
01:07:29.225 --> 01:07:33.762
♪ life's a dream
with sugar cream ♪

979
01:07:38.000 --> 01:07:39.168
What the...

980
01:07:51.247 --> 01:07:52.247
♪ Yes ♪

981
01:07:55.184 --> 01:07:58.254
♪ blue skies are always
on my mind ♪

982
01:07:59.956 --> 01:08:01.166
Pat yourself up,
pat yourself down,

983
01:08:01.190 --> 01:08:03.558
pat your neighbor,
come on now, come on.

984
01:08:05.860 --> 01:08:07.529
Drop that jaw.

985
01:08:11.700 --> 01:08:12.734
Hey, Jerry!

986
01:08:12.767 --> 01:08:14.003
Pow-pow!

987
01:08:28.616 --> 01:08:30.518
Oh, oh, oh!

988
01:08:45.935 --> 01:08:47.736
♪ His name is kringles ♪

989
01:08:47.769 --> 01:08:49.905
♪ and when he swings
his magic lasso ♪

990
01:08:49.939 --> 01:08:52.174
Swings his magic lasso,

991
01:08:52.208 --> 01:08:53.943
you get tingles.

992
01:08:53.976 --> 01:08:57.313
Jerry, why aren't you
in costume, dude?

993
01:08:57.346 --> 01:08:58.780
It's in the dressing room.

994
01:08:58.813 --> 01:09:00.749
All right.

995
01:09:00.782 --> 01:09:02.817
I wanted to ask you, um,

996
01:09:02.851 --> 01:09:05.553
right here actually,
there it is.

997
01:09:05.587 --> 01:09:08.157
What's this "kringle surprise"
thing?

998
01:09:08.190 --> 01:09:09.892
Don't worry about that.

999
01:09:09.925 --> 01:09:11.227
What is it?

1000
01:09:11.260 --> 01:09:12.660
Don't worry about it.

1001
01:09:12.694 --> 01:09:14.030
Like, I'm not worrying about it,

1002
01:09:14.063 --> 01:09:15.240
I just want to know what it is.

1003
01:09:15.264 --> 01:09:16.232
It's a surprise.

1004
01:09:16.265 --> 01:09:18.134
Don't worry about it.

1005
01:09:18.167 --> 01:09:21.103
See, now I'm... now I'm starting
to worry about it.

1006
01:09:21.137 --> 01:09:23.305
It's just a surprise.

1007
01:09:23.339 --> 01:09:24.873
Don't worry about it.

1008
01:09:26.808 --> 01:09:28.010
Okay.

1009
01:10:13.089 --> 01:10:16.092
You sure you want
to do this, Jerry?

1010
01:10:16.125 --> 01:10:17.792
Yes, dad.

1011
01:10:17.826 --> 01:10:19.361
I'm sure.

1012
01:10:19.395 --> 01:10:21.931
What about the kids?

1013
01:10:23.698 --> 01:10:25.968
I'm doing this for the kids.

1014
01:10:26.001 --> 01:10:30.039
Uh, are you, Jerry?

1015
01:10:30.072 --> 01:10:33.409
Because if you open up
that box on air,

1016
01:10:33.442 --> 01:10:36.245
you are gonna traumatize
the shit out of them.

1017
01:10:37.980 --> 01:10:42.318
Yeah, well, they gotta grow up
sometime, right?

1018
01:10:42.351 --> 01:10:43.785
I did.

1019
01:10:43.818 --> 01:10:45.363
You made sure of that
pretty goddamn early,

1020
01:10:45.387 --> 01:10:46.155
both of you.

1021
01:10:46.188 --> 01:10:48.090
I was just protecting you,
buddy.

1022
01:10:48.124 --> 01:10:49.992
I didn't need protecting.

1023
01:10:52.394 --> 01:10:54.163
I'm taking the blinders off.

1024
01:12:12.274 --> 01:12:14.376
Scrip-a-doo-banana-jamma!

1025
01:12:14.410 --> 01:12:16.744
Scrip-a-doo-banana-jamma!

1026
01:12:32.328 --> 01:12:34.063
No, no.

1027
01:12:35.998 --> 01:12:37.066
No!

1028
01:12:37.099 --> 01:12:38.176
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1029
01:12:38.200 --> 01:12:39.200
Goddammit!

1030
01:12:42.004 --> 01:12:43.472
I'm an opportunist, jer.

1031
01:12:43.505 --> 01:12:45.873
What'd you expect?

1032
01:12:58.354 --> 01:13:01.490
Look, don't feel too bad.

1033
01:13:01.523 --> 01:13:04.059
If I had a nickel for every time
someone found me passed out

1034
01:13:04.093 --> 01:13:06.428
in front of
incriminating evidence...

1035
01:13:10.832 --> 01:13:13.569
Look, Jerry, you can't
make change from the bottom.

1036
01:13:13.602 --> 01:13:15.870
Power doesn't trickle up.

1037
01:13:15.904 --> 01:13:17.515
You want real change,
you know what has to happen?

1038
01:13:17.539 --> 01:13:19.441
The person at the top
has to give up control,

1039
01:13:19.475 --> 01:13:21.343
and people don't do that.

1040
01:13:22.945 --> 01:13:26.315
Think of it as a new beginning.

1041
01:13:47.936 --> 01:13:51.373
Yeah, so I missed the deposit
for the one in Brooklyn,

1042
01:13:51.407 --> 01:13:55.044
but I did find this one
in queens

1043
01:13:55.077 --> 01:13:57.845
that I could move into
by early October-ish,

1044
01:13:57.880 --> 01:14:01.250
but I don't know, like,
is that too early?

1045
01:14:01.283 --> 01:14:03.319
Like early October-ish?

1046
01:14:03.352 --> 01:14:04.453
What the fuck?

1047
01:14:04.486 --> 01:14:06.088
Gunther!

1048
01:14:06.121 --> 01:14:08.557
Why hasn't my fucking trash
been taken out?

1049
01:14:08.590 --> 01:14:10.392
- Fünf minuten...
- No! No!

1050
01:14:10.426 --> 01:14:13.228
Not fünf minuten. Right now!

1051
01:14:13.262 --> 01:14:15.998
All you have to do
is keep this place clean!

1052
01:14:16.031 --> 01:14:18.233
You have one fucking job.

1053
01:14:18.267 --> 01:14:19.902
I want this trash cleaned up.

1054
01:14:19.935 --> 01:14:23.572
Not tomorrow, not next week,
not "fünf minutens,"

1055
01:14:23.605 --> 01:14:25.074
right now!

1056
01:14:25.107 --> 01:14:27.409
Or you're fucking fired!

1057
01:14:27.443 --> 01:14:29.011
Hey, jer-bear!

1058
01:14:29.044 --> 01:14:30.045
Calm down, huh?

1059
01:14:30.079 --> 01:14:32.514
My name is Jerry, goddammit.

1060
01:14:32.548 --> 01:14:34.516
And the next person
to call me "jer-bear"

1061
01:14:34.550 --> 01:14:36.285
is fucking fired, too!

1062
01:14:36.318 --> 01:14:37.929
Yeah, you're just
gonna fire everybody, huh,

1063
01:14:37.953 --> 01:14:40.122
big mister fuckin'
boss man or whatever?

1064
01:14:40.155 --> 01:14:43.525
Shut the fuck up, naveed!

1065
01:14:43.559 --> 01:14:48.364
Oh, and by the way,
you're never moving to Brooklyn.

1066
01:14:48.397 --> 01:14:49.932
What?

1067
01:14:49.965 --> 01:14:51.376
How long you been
talking about that, huh?

1068
01:14:51.400 --> 01:14:52.401
Four years?

1069
01:14:52.434 --> 01:14:53.502
Five years?

1070
01:14:53.535 --> 01:14:56.071
Yeah, it just hasn't been
the right time yet.

1071
01:14:57.406 --> 01:14:58.440
It's not the right time?

1072
01:14:58.474 --> 01:15:00.008
Yeah, it's never the right time.

1073
01:15:00.042 --> 01:15:01.143
That's not the question.

1074
01:15:01.176 --> 01:15:04.179
The question is are you
the kind of person who goes,

1075
01:15:04.213 --> 01:15:05.948
or the kind of person who stays?

1076
01:15:05.981 --> 01:15:06.849
Hm.

1077
01:15:06.882 --> 01:15:09.017
You're the kind of person
who stays.

1078
01:15:09.051 --> 01:15:10.185
Okay?

1079
01:15:10.219 --> 01:15:12.388
And take my advice,
realize that now.

1080
01:15:12.421 --> 01:15:14.957
It'll be less of a fall.

1081
01:15:14.990 --> 01:15:18.160
Shitty, Jerry. Very shitty.

1082
01:15:18.193 --> 01:15:19.938
This is why we never wanted
to hang out with you.

1083
01:15:19.962 --> 01:15:21.597
I don't give a shit!

1084
01:15:21.630 --> 01:15:24.266
'Cause you're all
a big basket of assholes!

1085
01:15:24.299 --> 01:15:25.443
And it's about time
you showed me

1086
01:15:25.467 --> 01:15:27.369
some fucking respect!

1087
01:15:51.593 --> 01:15:55.964
1992, that season,
now everybody likes that season.

1088
01:15:55.998 --> 01:15:59.435
Tell you the truth, Ernie,
total blur.

1089
01:15:59.468 --> 01:16:02.070
I don't remember much
about it at all.

1090
01:16:02.104 --> 01:16:05.474
You know,
I knew Jamie farr back then.

1091
01:16:05.507 --> 01:16:07.743
- Introduced him to cocaine.
- Wow.

1092
01:16:07.776 --> 01:16:10.212
He introduced
Robert downey, Jr. to coke

1093
01:16:10.245 --> 01:16:11.680
and then we had a foursome!

1094
01:16:11.713 --> 01:16:13.382
So!

1095
01:16:13.415 --> 01:16:14.550
When are we going on air?

1096
01:16:14.583 --> 01:16:16.552
We're live now.

1097
01:16:16.585 --> 01:16:18.020
Shit.

1098
01:16:27.162 --> 01:16:30.165
So this season,
there's a kringles show.

1099
01:16:30.199 --> 01:16:34.470
Oh, yeah, we've got a singing,
dancing snowman, yeah.

1100
01:16:34.503 --> 01:16:36.004
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, for sure.

1101
01:16:36.038 --> 01:16:37.606
Yeah. Anything else?

1102
01:16:37.639 --> 01:16:39.007
Anything else
we can expect to...

1103
01:16:39.041 --> 01:16:40.075
No, no.

1104
01:16:40.108 --> 01:16:41.577
Oh, great, no, far out, far out.

1105
01:16:41.610 --> 01:16:43.412
You know, I love...

1106
01:16:49.451 --> 01:16:50.451
Whee!

1107
01:16:54.756 --> 01:16:57.593
Welcome back
to good morning, goshen!

1108
01:16:57.626 --> 01:16:59.361
We're here with Herbert kelley.

1109
01:16:59.394 --> 01:17:00.429
Hi, herb, how's it going?

1110
01:17:00.462 --> 01:17:01.763
- Very good.
- Oh, good, good,

1111
01:17:01.797 --> 01:17:03.398
that's good to hear, yeah, yeah.

1112
01:17:03.432 --> 01:17:05.310
So you were talking a little bit
about kringle time.

1113
01:17:05.334 --> 01:17:07.378
- Tell us a little bit more.
- It's a different kind of show

1114
01:17:07.402 --> 01:17:09.238
from what people
are prepared for.

1115
01:17:09.271 --> 01:17:10.339
Different kind of show.

1116
01:17:10.372 --> 01:17:12.040
How's that?

1117
01:17:12.074 --> 01:17:14.309
I think kids are smart.

1118
01:17:14.343 --> 01:17:15.753
And I believe that
the worst thing that we can do

1119
01:17:15.777 --> 01:17:18.580
as adults is to pretend
that life's not hard.

1120
01:17:18.614 --> 01:17:20.749
I mean, the world's
a hard place,

1121
01:17:20.782 --> 01:17:24.186
and it's a confusing place,
but...

1122
01:17:24.219 --> 01:17:27.389
There's a beauty
in that confusion.

1123
01:17:27.422 --> 01:17:30.092
If there's a guiding principle
behind kringle time...

1124
01:17:32.194 --> 01:17:34.229
it's about being honest
about who you are

1125
01:17:34.263 --> 01:17:35.564
and what you want to do.

1126
01:17:35.597 --> 01:17:37.132
Because if kringles exists

1127
01:17:37.165 --> 01:17:40.168
at the expense
of being genuine, then,

1128
01:17:40.202 --> 01:17:41.246
well, maybe there comes a time

1129
01:17:41.270 --> 01:17:45.140
when the world doesn't need
kringles anymore.

1130
01:17:59.321 --> 01:18:00.656
Gunther!

1131
01:18:00.689 --> 01:18:02.691
Jesus.

1132
01:18:02.724 --> 01:18:05.460
Gunther, where's my trash?

1133
01:18:05.494 --> 01:18:08.130
I took it out, like you asked.

1134
01:18:08.163 --> 01:18:09.431
- Am I fired?
- No!

1135
01:18:09.464 --> 01:18:11.867
No, I'm sorry, Gunther, man,
I was a dick.

1136
01:18:11.901 --> 01:18:16.104
Look, is there any way I can
still get a hold of that trash?

1137
01:18:28.684 --> 01:18:30.319
Ah!

1138
01:18:36.458 --> 01:18:38.360
Ew, gross, Jerry!

1139
01:18:38.393 --> 01:18:40.395
All right, listen up, fuckers.

1140
01:18:40.429 --> 01:18:42.497
I'm the creative director
of kringle time.

1141
01:18:42.531 --> 01:18:44.800
And guess what?

1142
01:18:44.833 --> 01:18:47.169
We got some changes
we're gonna make.

1143
01:19:23.372 --> 01:19:25.641
Kringles.

1144
01:19:25.674 --> 01:19:28.443
I brought you this mouse,

1145
01:19:28.477 --> 01:19:31.546
but it died in my hands.

1146
01:19:34.850 --> 01:19:36.251
This mouse...

1147
01:19:38.220 --> 01:19:40.689
is my father.

1148
01:19:45.661 --> 01:19:46.896
Kringles!

1149
01:19:47.763 --> 01:19:49.966
Jessica.

1150
01:19:49.999 --> 01:19:51.733
I'm pregnant!

1151
01:19:54.269 --> 01:19:55.570
What?

1152
01:19:55.604 --> 01:19:57.239
I'm pregnant!

1153
01:19:58.807 --> 01:19:59.875
What?

1154
01:19:59.909 --> 01:20:02.344
I'm pregnant!

1155
01:20:02.377 --> 01:20:03.712
Oh.

1156
01:20:03.745 --> 01:20:05.714
What?

1157
01:20:08.017 --> 01:20:09.618
Oh, no!

1158
01:20:09.651 --> 01:20:11.420
Ken starr!

1159
01:20:11.453 --> 01:20:13.755
I'm gonna get ya!

1160
01:20:17.292 --> 01:20:18.627
Come on, kids!

1161
01:20:18.660 --> 01:20:22.932
Let's play a game
of hide and no-seek!

1162
01:20:36.445 --> 01:20:37.746
Mr. Mayor, I'm sorry,

1163
01:20:37.779 --> 01:20:39.247
I've got other things
to deal with.

1164
01:20:39.281 --> 01:20:40.282
Okey-dokey, I gotcha,

1165
01:20:40.315 --> 01:20:42.651
but if we could just circle back
about the statue...

1166
01:20:42.684 --> 01:20:43.819
Anita?

1167
01:20:43.852 --> 01:20:44.786
Yeah?

1168
01:20:44.820 --> 01:20:46.688
Can you show the mayor
the traffic cameras

1169
01:20:46.722 --> 01:20:48.490
at 1st and Samson?

1170
01:20:48.523 --> 01:20:50.927
Yeah.

1171
01:20:50.960 --> 01:20:52.828
Thank you.

1172
01:20:55.597 --> 01:20:57.934
I really appreciate this, Anita.

1173
01:20:57.967 --> 01:21:00.036
It's been a tough few days.

1174
01:21:00.069 --> 01:21:02.304
Yeah.

1175
01:21:04.907 --> 01:21:06.508
Oh, there!

1176
01:21:06.541 --> 01:21:07.709
Can you zoom in?

1177
01:21:07.743 --> 01:21:08.844
Yeah.

1178
01:21:12.380 --> 01:21:13.682
Is that Jerry?

1179
01:21:13.715 --> 01:21:16.518
Yeah.

1180
01:21:16.551 --> 01:21:17.853
What is he doing?

1181
01:21:30.967 --> 01:21:31.967
Where'd he go?

1182
01:21:37.106 --> 01:21:38.373
Jerry.

1183
01:21:39.909 --> 01:21:41.343
Yeah.

1184
01:21:43.378 --> 01:21:48.717
♪ In love ♪

1185
01:21:51.720 --> 01:21:54.456
♪ you are but a girl ♪

1186
01:21:54.489 --> 01:21:58.393
♪ I thought that I knew
right from wrong ♪

1187
01:21:58.426 --> 01:22:00.762
♪ melt inside me now ♪

1188
01:22:00.796 --> 01:22:04.866
♪ and see that
this will always be ♪

1189
01:22:04.901 --> 01:22:11.706
- ♪ I think this baby's dead ♪
- ♪ our love ♪

1190
01:22:16.378 --> 01:22:18.580
Kringle time will return

1191
01:22:18.613 --> 01:22:21.918
after a word from our sponsors.

1192
01:22:21.951 --> 01:22:23.652
And we're out.

1193
01:22:23.685 --> 01:22:24.921
Yeah.

1194
01:22:26.655 --> 01:22:28.124
That was incredible!

1195
01:22:28.157 --> 01:22:29.025
Really great stuff.

1196
01:22:29.058 --> 01:22:32.627
What in the ever-living fuck
was that?

1197
01:22:32.661 --> 01:22:34.030
You gave me creative control.

1198
01:22:34.063 --> 01:22:36.765
And I told you to color
inside the fucking lines,

1199
01:22:36.798 --> 01:22:38.533
Jerry, I told you!

1200
01:22:38.567 --> 01:22:39.401
If you keep going like this,

1201
01:22:39.434 --> 01:22:40.678
you are going to kill
kringle time...

1202
01:22:40.702 --> 01:22:42.604
Is that what you want?

1203
01:22:45.174 --> 01:22:46.943
Oh, Jesus lord, of course.

1204
01:22:46.976 --> 01:22:48.643
Why didn't I realize it before?

1205
01:22:48.677 --> 01:22:50.545
You're just enough
of a fucking psychopath

1206
01:22:50.579 --> 01:22:52.949
- to tank your own show!
- Wait, what?

1207
01:22:52.982 --> 01:22:54.951
- You didn't approve this?
- Who's Ken starr?

1208
01:22:54.984 --> 01:22:57.019
Fuck no, you idiots!

1209
01:22:57.053 --> 01:23:00.522
- Liar, Jerry, very liar!
- What the hell, Jerry?

1210
01:23:00.555 --> 01:23:02.058
- The show must go on.
- Wow.

1211
01:23:02.091 --> 01:23:03.425
You are right about that.

1212
01:23:03.458 --> 01:23:04.492
Get him out of this suit.

1213
01:23:04.526 --> 01:23:06.162
Mark, you are up.

1214
01:23:06.195 --> 01:23:07.997
Sorry about this, Jerry...

1215
01:23:08.030 --> 01:23:09.932
- No!
- Give me the glove!

1216
01:23:09.966 --> 01:23:11.901
- You guys like wrestling?
- Mark!

1217
01:23:13.869 --> 01:23:15.104
- Get up!
- Get up, Jerry.

1218
01:23:18.074 --> 01:23:19.708
A, b, c, d...

1219
01:23:21.576 --> 01:23:23.879
You can't do this.

1220
01:23:23.913 --> 01:23:26.916
I can do anything I want, Jerry.

1221
01:23:26.949 --> 01:23:30.518
I'm the executive director
of goshen public access.

1222
01:23:32.754 --> 01:23:34.924
Sorry, jer. Love you, buddy.

1223
01:23:41.030 --> 01:23:42.464
No!

1224
01:23:46.501 --> 01:23:48.637
Can we have more time?
I don't have a mic!

1225
01:23:48.670 --> 01:23:49.906
How are we gonna...

1226
01:23:49.939 --> 01:23:51.083
- Four...
- Just make it look happy!

1227
01:23:51.107 --> 01:23:52.641
Three...

1228
01:23:55.610 --> 01:23:57.812
Hey, kids!

1229
01:23:57.846 --> 01:23:59.781
Come on now, Jerry, come on.

1230
01:24:02.985 --> 01:24:04.921
It's done, Jerry.

1231
01:24:04.954 --> 01:24:07.089
Your kringle time
has come to an end.

1232
01:24:08.857 --> 01:24:13.062
You will be nothing
but a blip in history.

1233
01:24:13.095 --> 01:24:15.998
Like George lazenby.

1234
01:24:16.032 --> 01:24:17.199
Motherfucker.

1235
01:24:17.233 --> 01:24:19.068
What I learned
from the afterlife

1236
01:24:19.101 --> 01:24:22.504
is there's
no such thing as sadness!

1237
01:24:22.537 --> 01:24:24.040
- Uh, yes!
- Oh, goddammit.

1238
01:24:31.080 --> 01:24:33.615
Why did you take
your blinders off?

1239
01:24:33.648 --> 01:24:35.650
All of it could have been yours.

1240
01:24:37.619 --> 01:24:40.222
You can't kill a symbol.

1241
01:24:40.256 --> 01:24:43.059
You try to break the symbol,

1242
01:24:43.092 --> 01:24:46.628
the symbol breaks you.

1243
01:24:52.734 --> 01:24:57.706
You know,
it's funny you say that.

1244
01:24:57.739 --> 01:25:00.076
Because really,

1245
01:25:00.109 --> 01:25:02.278
anything will kill a snowman.

1246
01:25:03.913 --> 01:25:06.815
Literally just existing
long enough

1247
01:25:06.848 --> 01:25:09.285
will kill a snowman.

1248
01:25:09.318 --> 01:25:15.024
We only build snowmen
to slowly watch them die.

1249
01:25:15.057 --> 01:25:16.858
What does that say about us?

1250
01:25:20.762 --> 01:25:22.564
But you know,

1251
01:25:22.597 --> 01:25:24.766
the quickest way
to kill a snowman?

1252
01:25:35.277 --> 01:25:37.313
Fire.

1253
01:25:37.346 --> 01:25:41.183
If you do it, they'll hate you.

1254
01:25:49.858 --> 01:25:52.560
Kringle twist!

1255
01:25:59.902 --> 01:26:01.103
Fire alarms?

1256
01:26:01.137 --> 01:26:02.704
Since when are those...

1257
01:26:02.737 --> 01:26:03.805
Fire!

1258
01:26:05.640 --> 01:26:08.843
♪ The fire's only
in your imagination ♪

1259
01:26:08.877 --> 01:26:10.678
Come on, everyone,
let's go, there's a fire!

1260
01:26:10.712 --> 01:26:11.846
Apparently.

1261
01:26:11.881 --> 01:26:13.258
Gunther, it's a big fire,
that's not gonna work!

1262
01:26:13.282 --> 01:26:15.017
You gotta go, come on!

1263
01:26:15.051 --> 01:26:17.053
Come on, everyone,
yeah, let's go!

1264
01:26:17.086 --> 01:26:19.221
Come on, here we go,
let's go to safety!

1265
01:26:19.255 --> 01:26:20.622
Mark, Mark, Mark!

1266
01:26:20.655 --> 01:26:22.590
Hey, listen, you gotta
take the suit off, man.

1267
01:26:22.624 --> 01:26:23.768
Hey, you're not gonna make it!

1268
01:26:23.792 --> 01:26:25.327
- Are you an angel?
- Mark!

1269
01:26:25.361 --> 01:26:28.130
Take the suit off,
I'll protect the suit!

1270
01:26:37.106 --> 01:26:40.708
Jerry! You son of a bitch!

1271
01:26:40.742 --> 01:26:42.877
- Jerry!
- What are you doing?

1272
01:26:42.912 --> 01:26:44.779
- There's a fire in there!
- Jerry!

1273
01:26:44.813 --> 01:26:47.682
Jerry, you let me
back in there right now.

1274
01:26:47.715 --> 01:26:48.616
What the fuck?

1275
01:26:48.650 --> 01:26:49.684
Fire in there, Jerry!

1276
01:26:49.717 --> 01:26:52.754
What the... what the fuck?

1277
01:26:54.223 --> 01:26:56.892
911, what's your emergency?

1278
01:26:56.926 --> 01:26:57.893
Ernest.

1279
01:26:57.927 --> 01:26:59.828
Ernest.

1280
01:26:59.861 --> 01:27:01.073
No, no, Ernest, Ernest,
wait, wait.

1281
01:27:01.097 --> 01:27:02.864
Undo this rope, Ernest!

1282
01:27:02.898 --> 01:27:05.000
Just hear me out, okay?

1283
01:27:05.034 --> 01:27:07.702
Look, you love
doing your show, right?

1284
01:27:07.735 --> 01:27:08.703
Every week, I let you
go out there

1285
01:27:08.736 --> 01:27:09.737
and do whatever you want.

1286
01:27:09.771 --> 01:27:11.116
That's what this station's
about, right?

1287
01:27:11.140 --> 01:27:13.142
Do not listen
to that motherfucker!

1288
01:27:13.175 --> 01:27:14.176
That's all I want.

1289
01:27:14.210 --> 01:27:15.911
I just want five minutes, ern.

1290
01:27:15.945 --> 01:27:18.080
Can you help me do that, please?

1291
01:27:18.114 --> 01:27:20.082
There is no fire in there!

1292
01:27:22.284 --> 01:27:23.919
What do you say, buddy?

1293
01:27:31.227 --> 01:27:32.437
- You fucking idiot.
- Oh, fuck, you're right.

1294
01:27:32.461 --> 01:27:34.796
Jerry, open the door!

1295
01:27:34.829 --> 01:27:38.300
Okay, okay, come on, come on.

1296
01:27:38.334 --> 01:27:39.701
Get ready to roll
on these cameras,

1297
01:27:39.734 --> 01:27:41.137
then run and man the switcher.

1298
01:27:45.807 --> 01:27:47.376
It's motherfuckin' kringle time.

1299
01:27:47.409 --> 01:27:51.013
♪ One, two, three, four,
three two, one ♪

1300
01:27:51.046 --> 01:27:53.082
♪ 'cause no one can do it
like we do it ♪

1301
01:27:53.115 --> 01:27:55.050
♪ like we do it, like we do it ♪

1302
01:27:55.084 --> 01:27:56.194
♪ 'cause no one can do it... ♪

1303
01:27:56.218 --> 01:27:58.220
Put it on the Jones tab.

1304
01:27:58.254 --> 01:28:00.089
♪ Like we do it ♪

1305
01:28:03.359 --> 01:28:05.361
That's a lot of buttons.

1306
01:28:05.394 --> 01:28:08.297
♪ No one can do it
like we do it, like we do it ♪

1307
01:28:33.189 --> 01:28:36.091
Hey, kids!

1308
01:28:36.125 --> 01:28:38.427
Guess we'll go check out
kringles korner, huh?

1309
01:28:38.460 --> 01:28:41.397
See if we got any mail?

1310
01:28:44.233 --> 01:28:46.868
No, you can't use the keys!

1311
01:28:46.902 --> 01:28:48.470
Jerry!

1312
01:28:48.504 --> 01:28:51.273
Jerry!

1313
01:28:51.307 --> 01:28:53.909
Oh, look, it's
a credit card statement!

1314
01:28:53.943 --> 01:28:55.511
Yay!

1315
01:28:55.544 --> 01:28:59.048
Oh, look, this one's
from the IRS, kids!

1316
01:28:59.081 --> 01:29:00.748
You know what the IRS is?

1317
01:29:00.782 --> 01:29:01.917
Yay!

1318
01:29:03.118 --> 01:29:04.920
Jerry.

1319
01:29:11.894 --> 01:29:16.031
Kringles has had
a rough week, kids.

1320
01:29:16.065 --> 01:29:18.100
Going through some stuff.

1321
01:29:19.834 --> 01:29:21.370
Might sound boring
to some of you,

1322
01:29:21.403 --> 01:29:23.105
I'm not sure, but...

1323
01:29:23.138 --> 01:29:24.772
I guess if it comes down
to a choice

1324
01:29:24.806 --> 01:29:27.009
between connecting
with one person

1325
01:29:27.042 --> 01:29:31.380
versus guessing what
a bunch of people might want,

1326
01:29:31.413 --> 01:29:35.117
I figure it's better to go
for the audience of one.

1327
01:29:50.065 --> 01:29:52.368
My name is Jerry,

1328
01:29:52.401 --> 01:29:55.070
and I play kringles.

1329
01:29:58.374 --> 01:30:01.543
Before me, it was a guy
named herb, and, uh,

1330
01:30:01.577 --> 01:30:05.047
herb was a difficult man.

1331
01:30:05.080 --> 01:30:08.217
And to be honest, I hated him.

1332
01:30:10.286 --> 01:30:12.354
But when he put on this mask...

1333
01:30:16.492 --> 01:30:19.395
he became something
that I loved.

1334
01:30:24.967 --> 01:30:27.002
So what do you do with that?

1335
01:30:29.071 --> 01:30:33.342
Do you look behind the mask
at the real person?

1336
01:30:33.375 --> 01:30:35.277
I think that's our instinct,
right?

1337
01:30:35.311 --> 01:30:40.082
The mask is a facade,
but the person is real.

1338
01:30:40.115 --> 01:30:44.420
But the person is just a person.

1339
01:30:44.453 --> 01:30:48.123
And people die. Every day.

1340
01:30:48.157 --> 01:30:50.959
We lose good people,
we lose bad people.

1341
01:30:53.362 --> 01:30:56.864
Eventually, we lose everybody.

1342
01:30:56.899 --> 01:31:00.169
But the mask lives on.

1343
01:31:00.202 --> 01:31:03.072
The mask has power forever.

1344
01:31:05.974 --> 01:31:08.077
So which one's more important?

1345
01:31:11.914 --> 01:31:13.282
I don't know
the answer here, kids,

1346
01:31:13.315 --> 01:31:17.186
I'm still trying
to figure it out myself.

1347
01:31:17.219 --> 01:31:20.055
Kringles gets lost
sometimes, too.

1348
01:31:25.227 --> 01:31:26.362
Here's the thing, kids...

1349
01:31:28.097 --> 01:31:29.341
you can't choose who you are.

1350
01:31:29.365 --> 01:31:30.566
The mayor!

1351
01:31:30.599 --> 01:31:32.935
But you can choose
who you want to be.

1352
01:31:32.968 --> 01:31:34.236
And personally...

1353
01:31:34.269 --> 01:31:36.105
Jerry!

1354
01:31:36.138 --> 01:31:38.440
I'd like to be something
different than I have been.

1355
01:31:39.575 --> 01:31:43.145
Naveed, I'm sorry, man.

1356
01:31:43.178 --> 01:31:45.681
I think you will move
to Brooklyn.

1357
01:31:45.714 --> 01:31:49.451
Gunther, I'm sorry
I never read your pilot.

1358
01:31:49.485 --> 01:31:51.186
I just...

1359
01:31:51.220 --> 01:31:53.188
Shit.

1360
01:31:54.156 --> 01:31:57.159
Heather,

1361
01:31:57.192 --> 01:31:59.495
and all the other interns...

1362
01:32:01.597 --> 01:32:03.332
I'm sorry.

1363
01:32:05.234 --> 01:32:06.435
I knew.

1364
01:32:06.468 --> 01:32:08.704
Or at least,
I should have known.

1365
01:32:08.737 --> 01:32:10.005
Stand back!

1366
01:32:10.038 --> 01:32:13.609
- It was just...
- Ah!

1367
01:32:13.642 --> 01:32:16.378
Just more comfortable
to ignore it, I guess.

1368
01:32:18.013 --> 01:32:21.116
And Layla, you already know.

1369
01:32:23.252 --> 01:32:26.488
Well, kids, uh,
I guess that's it.

1370
01:32:28.690 --> 01:32:31.427
Kringles has to go home now.

1371
01:32:31.460 --> 01:32:33.662
You have a good life, cowpokes.

1372
01:32:35.464 --> 01:32:37.533
And if anyone needs
to hear this...

1373
01:32:40.402 --> 01:32:43.539
you are more than this.

1374
01:32:43.572 --> 01:32:47.743
You are more than
the job you hold.

1375
01:32:47.776 --> 01:32:50.746
You are more than
the town where you live.

1376
01:32:54.750 --> 01:32:58.487
You are a shining ball
in the darkness of existence...

1377
01:32:58.520 --> 01:33:01.190
Ah!

1378
01:33:03.192 --> 01:33:04.560
He is mine!

1379
01:33:06.028 --> 01:33:08.230
Lemme at him!

1380
01:33:08.263 --> 01:33:10.566
I will fire each
and every one of you!

1381
01:33:13.402 --> 01:33:15.237
I have got this under control.

1382
01:33:15.270 --> 01:33:16.638
Mr. Mayor, I have got this.

1383
01:33:20.042 --> 01:33:21.777
What the fu...

1384
01:33:21.810 --> 01:33:23.645
People were gonna point
at that statue

1385
01:33:23.679 --> 01:33:25.581
a hundred years from now,
and say,

1386
01:33:25.614 --> 01:33:27.382
"you know who built that, son?

1387
01:33:27.416 --> 01:33:30.352
Mayor Rodney jorkins
built that."

1388
01:33:30.385 --> 01:33:32.521
- Jorkins! Jorkins!
- Freeze!

1389
01:33:32.554 --> 01:33:33.722
Jorkins! Jorkins!

1390
01:33:33.755 --> 01:33:35.624
Now what are they gonna say?

1391
01:33:35.657 --> 01:33:38.026
They're gonna say nothing,
Jerry.

1392
01:33:38.060 --> 01:33:39.628
Is that what you want?

1393
01:33:39.661 --> 01:33:42.631
A future where people
are pointing at nothing?

1394
01:33:42.664 --> 01:33:44.299
What is happening?

1395
01:33:44.333 --> 01:33:45.334
Jorkins!

1396
01:33:45.367 --> 01:33:47.269
I got this.

1397
01:33:48.537 --> 01:33:49.505
Why?

1398
01:33:49.538 --> 01:33:50.772
How does that feel, Jerry?

1399
01:33:50.806 --> 01:33:52.140
Huh?

1400
01:33:55.377 --> 01:33:58.280
Oh, I tasted...

1401
01:34:05.087 --> 01:34:06.622
Ugh, fuck!

1402
01:34:32.381 --> 01:34:33.549
Well...

1403
01:34:36.184 --> 01:34:38.720
I did what you wanted.

1404
01:34:38.754 --> 01:34:40.455
Your legacy's fine.

1405
01:34:43.792 --> 01:34:45.794
For the moment, I guess.

1406
01:34:45.827 --> 01:34:49.131
Until all those kids
out there grow up,

1407
01:34:49.164 --> 01:34:53.735
get old, and die like me.

1408
01:34:53.769 --> 01:34:57.272
Just remember,
there's only one kringles.

1409
01:34:59.575 --> 01:35:03.612
Aren't you, like,
immortal now or some shit?

1410
01:35:05.614 --> 01:35:07.549
What's the point?

1411
01:35:23.465 --> 01:35:25.667
I can go?

1412
01:35:25.701 --> 01:35:27.502
Yeah.

1413
01:36:08.710 --> 01:36:10.345
Good morning, goshen!

1414
01:36:10.379 --> 01:36:12.514
I'm Jasmine Harris,
filling in for Ernest

1415
01:36:12.547 --> 01:36:14.583
while he's recuperating.

1416
01:36:14.616 --> 01:36:17.486
Get well soon, Ernest!

1417
01:36:17.519 --> 01:36:21.456
Mayor Rodney jorkins
made history yesterday

1418
01:36:21.490 --> 01:36:23.926
by being the first goshen mayor

1419
01:36:23.960 --> 01:36:26.662
- to be arrested while in office.
- Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor!

1420
01:36:26.695 --> 01:36:27.629
No, not right now,
guys, please...

1421
01:36:27.663 --> 01:36:28.974
How does it feel to be
the first mayor arrested

1422
01:36:28.998 --> 01:36:30.009
- while in office?
- Wait, what?

1423
01:36:30.033 --> 01:36:32.401
- First mayor what?
- To be arrested while in office.

1424
01:36:32.434 --> 01:36:33.735
- Really?
- Yeah.

1425
01:36:33.769 --> 01:36:35.337
That's pretty cool.

1426
01:36:35.370 --> 01:36:38.473
Acting station manager
Daphne Jones announced

1427
01:36:38.507 --> 01:36:40.442
after public backlash

1428
01:36:40.475 --> 01:36:42.411
that the long-running
children's favorite,

1429
01:36:42.444 --> 01:36:45.514
kringle time, will be cancelled.

1430
01:36:45.547 --> 01:36:48.517
The show has been running
ever since 1987

1431
01:36:48.550 --> 01:36:52.354
and was a staple
of goshen public access.

1432
01:36:52.387 --> 01:36:55.724
But all things must end.

1433
01:37:04.566 --> 01:37:10.706
♪ I've been all over
Manhattan and queens ♪

1434
01:37:10.739 --> 01:37:16.778
♪ but nothing has felt
quite right ♪

1435
01:37:16.812 --> 01:37:22.985
♪ but I found a borough,
the one in my dreams ♪

1436
01:37:23.019 --> 01:37:28.323
♪ you're mine ♪

1437
01:37:29.624 --> 01:37:30.459
Hey, naveed!

1438
01:37:30.492 --> 01:37:33.295
- Welcome to Brooklyn!
- Hey, Serena!

1439
01:37:33.328 --> 01:37:36.531
It sure feels good to be here
in the big apple.

1440
01:37:36.565 --> 01:37:38.400
What are you doing
in that trash can?

1441
01:37:38.433 --> 01:37:39.501
Trash can?

1442
01:37:39.534 --> 01:37:41.303
This is my apartment!

1443
01:37:43.973 --> 01:37:47.876
♪ My rent's only 3,500 a month ♪

1444
01:37:47.910 --> 01:37:50.445
What?

1445
01:37:50.479 --> 01:37:54.516
And even though kringles
has gone home to Alaska,

1446
01:37:54.549 --> 01:37:57.853
he will live in our hearts...

1447
01:37:57.887 --> 01:37:59.055
Forever.

1448
01:38:03.692 --> 01:38:06.695
I feel like we've known
for a while, right?

1449
01:38:06.728 --> 01:38:08.697
Yeah, I guess.

1450
01:38:08.730 --> 01:38:09.731
Um...

1451
01:38:10.900 --> 01:38:12.777
When I was packing up
all the stuff and everything,

1452
01:38:12.801 --> 01:38:17.439
I... I found this, and, uh...

1453
01:38:17.472 --> 01:38:19.875
I thought
you'd probably want it, so...

1454
01:38:29.818 --> 01:38:32.454
I think maybe
I've watched it enough.

1455
01:38:45.500 --> 01:38:46.668
I love you.

1456
01:39:11.626 --> 01:39:14.897
♪ It's a little step
in the right direction ♪

1457
01:39:14.931 --> 01:39:16.798
♪ couldn't see if from space ♪

1458
01:39:16.832 --> 01:39:18.935
♪ I'm right next to you ♪

1459
01:39:20.836 --> 01:39:24.506
♪ whatever you decide to do ♪

1460
01:39:24.539 --> 01:39:30.079
♪ I've got your back,
we're on the same track ♪

1461
01:39:30.112 --> 01:39:33.782
♪ in the universe,
you're a molecule ♪

1462
01:39:33.815 --> 01:39:37.819
♪ in my eyes,
you're a great big deal ♪

1463
01:39:37.853 --> 01:39:40.990
♪ bigger than the moon ♪

1464
01:39:41.023 --> 01:39:44.693
♪ you're the only tune I hear ♪

1465
01:39:44.726 --> 01:39:50.632
♪ I've got your back,
we're on the same track ♪

1466
01:39:50.665 --> 01:39:53.768
♪ and if we're moving,
then we're moving together ♪

1467
01:39:53.802 --> 01:39:57.639
♪ and if we're standing still,
then it's still forever ♪

1468
01:40:12.520 --> 01:40:15.992
♪ I'm not a psychic,
I'm not a mind reader ♪

1469
01:40:16.025 --> 01:40:19.996
♪ I don't know when our ship's
gonna be here ♪

1470
01:40:20.029 --> 01:40:23.199
♪ if it never comes in ♪

1471
01:40:23.232 --> 01:40:26.801
♪ I would do it all again ♪

1472
01:40:26.835 --> 01:40:32.674
♪ I've got your back,
we're on the same track ♪

1473
01:40:32.707 --> 01:40:35.945
♪ and if a big wave
washed it all away ♪

1474
01:40:35.978 --> 01:40:40.149
♪ the apocalypse
and the judgment day ♪

1475
01:40:40.182 --> 01:40:43.551
♪ I would testify ♪

1476
01:40:43.585 --> 01:40:46.788
♪ looking god in the eye ♪

1477
01:40:46.821 --> 01:40:52.962
♪ saying, "I've got her back,
we're on the same track ♪"

1478
01:40:52.995 --> 01:40:56.098
♪ and if we're moving,
then we're moving together ♪

1479
01:40:56.132 --> 01:41:00.468
♪ and if we're standing still,
then it's still forever ♪

1480
01:41:22.124 --> 01:41:25.194
♪ It's a little step
in the right direction ♪

1481
01:41:25.227 --> 01:41:27.229
♪ couldn't see if from space ♪

1482
01:41:27.263 --> 01:41:31.167
♪ I'm right next to you ♪

1483
01:41:31.200 --> 01:41:34.937
♪ whatever you decide to do ♪

1484
01:41:34.971 --> 01:41:40.842
♪ I've got your back,
we're on the same track ♪

1485
01:41:40.875 --> 01:41:44.013
♪ and if we're moving,
then we're moving together ♪

1486
01:41:44.046 --> 01:41:49.085
♪ and if we're standing still,
then it's still ♪

1487
01:41:49.118 --> 01:41:53.022
♪ forever ♪