1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:17,292 What time is it? 4 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:20,292 I don't know, I just go by the sun. 5 00:04:20,458 --> 00:04:23,083 Well... I go by my phone. 6 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,250 You know what would be great right now? 7 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:27,167 If only I could find the bloody thing... 8 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,000 A matcha latte. 9 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:32,000 Tell me I didn't lose it. Tell me I didn't lose my phone. 10 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:34,250 What about that café across the street? 11 00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:35,625 You think they have it? 12 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:37,625 Why? Did you leave it there? 13 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:39,333 I don't know, you said it! 14 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,333 It's The Tea House right? 15 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,458 No! 16 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,250 Are you sure? It sounds right. 17 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,000 It's The Coffee House, okay. 18 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:48,875 And I'd be very surprised if they have matcha lattes. In fact... 19 00:04:49,042 --> 00:04:50,625 They definitely don't do matcha lattes. 20 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,875 Guarantee it, I hundred percent guarantee it. 21 00:04:54,042 --> 00:04:59,833 The Tea House. Best matcha lattes in Notting Hill. Fifty six reviews. 22 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,333 I just need to find my phone. 23 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,167 Can you get me one please? 24 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:04,917 Look, just a sec. 25 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:06,125 It's only across the street. 26 00:05:06,292 --> 00:05:09,250 I think you can manage two minutes without Google Maps. 27 00:05:09,417 --> 00:05:12,167 How about I make us some breakfast? That's something I can get behind. 28 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:14,167 It's too early for breakfast. 29 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:17,167 What do you mean, "it's too early for breakfast?" That's impossible. 30 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:21,417 It's not good to eat a meal within thirty minutes of waking up. 31 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:25,250 Y'know, you seem so laid back on the surface, but actually... 32 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:26,542 You're quite persistent. 33 00:05:26,708 --> 00:05:29,250 Well thank you. That's one of my three energy stars. 34 00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:30,958 It wasn't a compliment. 35 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:33,042 It got me here didn't it? 36 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:37,042 Aren't you going to ask me about my other energy stars? 37 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:39,458 I don't do astronomy. 38 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:41,875 They're understanding and compassion. 39 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,125 Those are the same thing! 40 00:05:43,292 --> 00:05:48,125 Of course they're not. Understanding is knowing, compassion is feeling. 41 00:05:48,292 --> 00:05:50,292 You should know that, aren't you an actor? 42 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:54,500 Didn't you see my last three films? I don't think I've acted in years. 43 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:57,083 I don't watch movies. 44 00:05:57,250 --> 00:06:01,292 I just stand in front of a green wall and I repeat line after terrible line, 45 00:06:01,458 --> 00:06:03,458 until my stunt double takes over. 46 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:09,333 I do that, day after day after day. Honestly, a monkey could do my job. 47 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,333 Oooh, check this out! 48 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,250 "Once saw Max Peters here... 49 00:06:13,417 --> 00:06:17,458 He ordered a skinny cappuccino and was wearing the tightest little jeans. 50 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:19,833 Such a hottie!" 51 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,875 I don't order cappuccinos. 52 00:06:22,042 --> 00:06:23,333 Well, she says you did. 53 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,458 And I say, I don't. 54 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:27,042 Why would she lie? 55 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:29,250 Because that's what the internet is. 56 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:34,500 It's built on lies, even the term web of lies comes from the World Wide Web. 57 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:35,833 You should look it up. 58 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,042 You sound really old when you say things like that. 59 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:43,375 So that's one matcha latte? 60 00:06:43,542 --> 00:06:46,458 Yes, please! And a banana-nut-sugar-free muffin. 61 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:49,125 I thought you said it was too early for breakfast? 62 00:06:49,292 --> 00:06:51,417 Muffins don't count. 63 00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:54,500 Do you want me to come with? 64 00:06:54,667 --> 00:06:57,042 No, I'll be back in a sec. You stay here. 65 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,458 The last thing I need is more attention. 66 00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:05,417 Shit. 67 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:12,792 Hello? 68 00:07:12,958 --> 00:07:16,667 Max! Don't leave your apartment, I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail. 69 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:17,833 What the hell is going on? 70 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,333 In exactly ten seconds I want you to open the door to me and only me. 71 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:24,458 Ten, nine, eight, sev - 72 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:25,667 Shit. 73 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:26,833 Five! Four! Three! Two! One! 74 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:32,667 Blow it out your ass, Cindy! 75 00:07:34,542 --> 00:07:40,500 Maxie. Maxie. Don't worry, everything's gonna be alright. 76 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:46,583 Come here, I'm gonna make it all better, alright? Don't panic, don't panic. 77 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:50,042 I'm here to help! Where's your phone, sweetie? 78 00:07:51,417 --> 00:07:52,792 It's dead. 79 00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:59,125 What the fuck are you doing? 80 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:02,083 What is the one thing I always told you? 81 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:06,875 The one thing I drilled into that tiny, little, beautiful brain of yours? 82 00:08:07,042 --> 00:08:08,333 Don't talk politics? 83 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,458 Never take naked photos! Unless you consult me first. 84 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:13,792 Thanks to your utter stupidity, 85 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:17,083 the whole world is getting a front row seat to your shvonson. 86 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:22,250 Wide shots, medium shots, and you betcha, 87 00:08:22,417 --> 00:08:26,375 an award-winning close-up that would make doves cry. 88 00:08:26,542 --> 00:08:29,458 - Oh no. - I think we found your best angle. 89 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:31,083 How is this possible? 90 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:36,083 You got hacked! Consider it a compliment, people care what you do. 91 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,917 Say goodbye to privacy. 92 00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:41,417 - I need a coffee. - What, this didn't wake you up? 93 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:43,250 I wanna see if I'm still dreaming. 94 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,250 If you were dreaming, I'd be twenty years younger, 95 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:51,167 and wearing a teenie weenie polka dot bikini. Sadly, you're awake. 96 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:54,167 But hey, look, so far we can contain this. 97 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,125 There really is no bad publicity. 98 00:08:56,292 --> 00:08:58,375 Great! It's not working. 99 00:08:58,542 --> 00:09:01,875 But boy do we need to get ahead of this information... 100 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,125 The one day I wanna use it! 101 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,417 We'll figure something out. Now listen-- 102 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:06,250 These bastards aren't gonna get away with this! 103 00:09:06,417 --> 00:09:11,208 Maxie! Forget about the coffee. Tell me what I need to know. 104 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,375 Tell you what? 105 00:09:12,542 --> 00:09:13,917 All of it. And quick. 106 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:15,417 It's already out. 107 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:16,833 Is it? 108 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:21,167 What? My cock plastered all over the tabloids isn't enough for you? 109 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:24,250 Do you realize how delicate this situation is? 110 00:09:24,417 --> 00:09:29,125 I mean, I mean, one wrong move and you're a flash in the pan. 111 00:09:30,292 --> 00:09:33,167 Maxie? Maxie? Who's Maxie? Y'know! 112 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:36,125 No more magazine covers, no more first class travel... 113 00:09:36,292 --> 00:09:38,958 No more love from your adoring fans. 114 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,917 Look, nobody's perfect, Maxie, not even you. 115 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:45,875 So if there is anything you need to tell me... now is the time. 116 00:09:46,042 --> 00:09:48,792 Luce, there's nothing more to tell. 117 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:51,042 Max, what's your wifi? 118 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:53,458 Who the fuck is this? 119 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:58,167 - Who the fuck are you? - I am Peaches. 120 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:00,500 Oh, you're Peaches. She's Peaches, Max. 121 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,917 - I was just getting to that. - What? Slipped your mind? 122 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,333 When I ask you if you have anything else to tell me, 123 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,500 I expect Peaches to be at the top of the fucking list! 124 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:13,083 Now, for the last goddamn time, who the fuck is Peaches? 125 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:15,208 She's a friend. 126 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,792 - Good friend, I bet. - We met last night. 127 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:21,833 And here you are in the morning... the circle of life. 128 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,250 I will just get an Uber. 129 00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:24,875 You're not going anywhere! 130 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,375 What are you doing? Hey! 131 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:27,750 It's for your own good! 132 00:10:27,917 --> 00:10:29,250 Max! Do something! 133 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:30,833 He's done enough! 134 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,292 What's wrong with you? This is kidnapping! 135 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,625 You stay put, you hear me. You're on my shit list. 136 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:38,167 What is she, fifteen? 137 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:41,083 She happens to have three energy stars. 138 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,458 Stupid! 139 00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:52,208 Fuck you! 140 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,333 Kids. Am I right? 141 00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:02,833 Hey! Not inside. 142 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,083 Well do you have any vodka at least? 143 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,083 It's nine thirty in the morning. 144 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,000 Exactly. It's too early for this shit. 145 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:17,042 - What the hell is that? - Sophia bought it for me. 146 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:19,625 Well, get rid of it already! 147 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:31,375 Hey, Luce. There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. 148 00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:33,458 Yeah, I'm a little busy, Max. 149 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:36,000 It's this new project I've been working on. 150 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:41,250 Hm-hm, one problem at a time, sweetie. Mommy needs her medicine. 151 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,958 We need to keep an eye on that girl. That a... 152 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,208 Peaches. 153 00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:52,417 How do you know she's not some crazy fan, y'know? 154 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:55,083 You meet her last night, this kicks off in the morning. 155 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,792 She doesn't even watch movies. 156 00:11:56,958 --> 00:12:03,083 Look, look. Sleeping in your bushes. Waiting day and night and then pounce! 157 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,083 She's practically a Buddhist. 158 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,333 Nah. I'm not taking any chances. 159 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:11,750 From now on, this apartment is on total fucking lockdown. 160 00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:14,500 - Max! How could they? 161 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:18,000 Trying to destroy you with this, this garbage! 162 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:20,083 - Just come right in, Magda. 163 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,792 Don't look so glum. 164 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:28,750 Head up, shoulders straight, posture makes perfect. 165 00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,250 Relax. It'll be fine, Magda. 166 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,458 Fine!? Don't be blind. 167 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:37,167 You never walk away from something like this. It could ruin you! 168 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,917 People will forget this by lunchtime. 169 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:42,583 People don't forget. People never forget. 170 00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:49,667 Vultures! Every last one. Vultures, vultures, vultures. 171 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,375 Did I give you keys? 172 00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:55,042 No. 173 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:58,208 Timothy did. 174 00:12:58,375 --> 00:12:59,500 Speak of the devil! 175 00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:02,875 Casper the not-so-friendly manager should be here any minute. 176 00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:08,417 You look pale, are you sure you're alright? Doesn't he look pale? 177 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:12,125 Magda! The boy can handle a little dick pick. 178 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:17,958 What dick pick? There was a dick pick? Oh, you naughty boy! 179 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:21,875 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! What did you see? 180 00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:25,750 A homophobic and racist rant. 181 00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:28,333 You gotta be kidding me. 182 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:32,333 I've got it here. 183 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:35,333 Something about the gays and a large group of black people. 184 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,458 Just a moment! 185 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,042 Can I? 186 00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:10,833 No. This is a recipe for plum tart. 187 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,458 It's very good actually, shall I sent it on? 188 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,000 Maybe later, Magda. 189 00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,125 Okay, found it! 190 00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:25,250 Max write, "What's up tonight?" 191 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:28,417 Shane says, "Going to my gay boss' wedding." 192 00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:34,125 Max writes, "A party full of gay people, that should be fun." 193 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:39,292 Shane... "At least it's not full of black people!" 194 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:42,875 Hold on, I'm the good guy there! I'm the good guy, I'm not racist! 195 00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:45,000 Then you said "Ha." 196 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:50,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You said "Ha"? He said "Ha"? 197 00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:55,000 Hm-hm. Then he wrote two smiley faces and a black person emoji. 198 00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:57,167 Jesus Fucking Christ, Max! 199 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,250 Oh, c'mon, I've seen you write a thousand worse things. 200 00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:03,792 We all have, but you got caught! So c'mon, out with it, I need it all. 201 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:06,667 You want a detailed account of everything on my phone? 202 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:10,500 Well, sorry, Luce, you fucking broke it! 203 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,208 You broke his phone? 204 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,500 Your computer! 205 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,875 Don't you touch my computer! 206 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:24,792 I'll touch what I like! Fuck. Maxie, what's your password? 207 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,208 I'm not comfortable with this. 208 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:29,333 Great. Now you decide to keep quiet. 209 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:34,000 Don't blame him! It's not his fault this happened. 210 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,375 Well, who am I supposed to blame? 211 00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:40,917 Sophia. 212 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,917 Sophia! 213 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:46,833 Could we please not talk about her? Today's depressing enough already. 214 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,292 The crazy ex. It's always the crazy ex. 215 00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:57,083 Ever since we broke up... I can't sleep, I can't work. It's been really tough. 216 00:15:57,250 --> 00:16:00,208 Oh buck up, you big pussy. 217 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:03,125 Hey! Thanks, Luce, I thought you were my friend! 218 00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:05,250 Fuck no. I'm your publicist. 219 00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:07,375 I'm your friend, Max. 220 00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:10,333 - Thanks, Magda. - How could we not see this earlier? 221 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:14,375 I mean she's a supermodel, for god's sake! Way to drop the ball. 222 00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,458 I've been a little upset. 223 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:19,792 Well take a Xanax and wake up! 224 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:23,292 Sophia knows everything about you. 225 00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,167 - And she hates him! - And she hates you! 226 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,500 - She doesn't hate me! - She does! 227 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,000 I'm still not over her, y'know. 228 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:31,250 You should be. 229 00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:34,417 Why'd you break up with her again? 230 00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:35,500 What does that matter? 231 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:40,083 It matters! We're trying to figure out if Sophia has a reason to be mad! 232 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,042 So c'mon, why'd you break up? 233 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:45,875 People break up, we broke up. I don't know. 234 00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:47,250 What do you mean, you don't know? 235 00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:50,250 It was, it was just so many things. 236 00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:53,583 Think, Max! This is important. 237 00:16:54,125 --> 00:17:00,500 Is there any reason why Sophia might be just a little bit upset with you? 238 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:10,500 I mean, it's probably nothing. But... 239 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,875 I may have cheated on her. 240 00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:16,167 - You asshole. - How could you? 241 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,583 - Look, it was just one time! - You think you know a guy! 242 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,458 You never told me you cheated. He never told me. 243 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:27,125 - That poor girl. - Poor girl? A second ago she was poison. 244 00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:29,833 I should call her. Give me her number. 245 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,083 No one is calling Sophia! 246 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,250 That's rich. Coming from a cheat. 247 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:38,083 Did you ever stop to think how she might feel? I mean on a humiliation scale? 248 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,042 I feel awful, okay. 249 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:44,250 You just wait! Cause it's gonna get a whole lot worse. 250 00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:47,500 Yeah, first it's just a few images, a few tweets, then it's your... 251 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:52,417 Character, your livelihood, it's all going down the drain, baby! 252 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:56,250 This is not gonna go away like a fart in the wind. Oh, no. 253 00:17:56,917 --> 00:18:00,250 Sophia is not gonna quit until she's embarrassed you... 254 00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,542 Like you've embarrassed her. 255 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,208 - Max? - Oh, no. 256 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,208 What? 257 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:17,458 Wh-what is it? Kissing? People kiss! So what, right? 258 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,250 Yes! People kiss. 259 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,417 Yeah. 260 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,042 Max? 261 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,000 Max, is it? 262 00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:32,500 Is it more than kissing? Is it... touching? 263 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:38,667 Are you... touching each other? Are you touching yourself? 264 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,583 - We're touching. - You son of a bitch! 265 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,958 What did I tell you? Never fucking film fucking! 266 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,458 Pull yourself together! 267 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:58,958 I'm alright! It's okay! It's okay, it's alright. 268 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:11,000 - What is it? Are we screwed? 269 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:16,083 - No. Just another racist rant. - Okay. 270 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:21,333 Spread your legs, cause I'm coming in. 271 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,125 Doesn't anyone knock anymore? 272 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,375 Thank god! 273 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:31,417 Lucille, darling! Still ravishing enough to eat. 274 00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,042 Magda. 275 00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:41,458 Maxie the man of the hour! How are you holding up boy? Huh? 276 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,458 I hope you're making good use of this one's tongue... 277 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:48,375 After all, that's what we pay her for! 278 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,292 Did you give Magda my keys? 279 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:54,417 Whatever these two old hags have been telling you is nonsense. 280 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:59,417 We'll ride past this, just something to laugh about over a good pint. 281 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:06,042 I've seen a thousand scandals, and I've beat them all! 282 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,750 - There's a fucking sex tape. - Nailed it. 283 00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:17,375 That bitch! I knew it was Sophia, didn't I warn you, boy, didn't I? 284 00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:19,833 He cheated on her... 285 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,958 Oh boy! You're in for it now. 286 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:29,167 - Sorry, gotta take this. - 287 00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:47,583 Yeah. And fuck off! 288 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,000 Oh boy... 289 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:56,625 Do you have a... do you have any whisky, boy? Huh? 290 00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:08,458 Magda? Magda be a dear. Put those hands to good use, my neck is killing me. 291 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,750 How is this? 292 00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,458 Oh Magda. 293 00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:16,917 Whatever's got into you, I like it! 294 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,083 Your whisky. 295 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:26,167 Oh god, thanks, Maxie. Oh, what is that? 296 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:30,083 - Sophia gave it to me. - Yeah, makes sense. 297 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,292 Come here, boy. 298 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:38,458 Fucking Sophia, huh. 299 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:43,958 Mind you, I can't blame you. She was a firecracker. 300 00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:49,833 You know we never, ah... 301 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,125 I know. 302 00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:56,917 She tried it once, but I... I turned her down gently. 303 00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:01,000 - Monkeyballs! He's trending. 304 00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:03,250 What is it? 305 00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:06,917 - Max Peters is a fascist! - Seriously? 306 00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:11,417 Look. Someone posted a picture of Max in a Nazi uniform. 307 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:12,875 Well, that's pushing it. 308 00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:16,958 They even gave him a little Hitler moustache. 309 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,167 And Sharon Stone just retweeted it. 310 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:27,083 Hashtag Max Peters is fascist. Hashtag tear his face off. Hashtag... giant ass? 311 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,875 This one is him as Castro. 312 00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:31,042 Of course it is! 313 00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:35,000 Y'know, Castro was a communist. 314 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,833 We need something new. 315 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,458 It won't be long. 316 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,875 - I just got another one! 317 00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:44,417 No, Magda, we need something new on someone else! 318 00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:47,208 If we have to take the dirt, we might as well dish it. 319 00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:49,750 Beat them at their own game. 320 00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:55,083 Look at your two. Thick as thieves. A real Bonnie and Clyde. 321 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,833 What can I say, Magda? When I'm good, I'm very good. 322 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,708 And when I'm bad... Oooh, I'm better. 323 00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:06,250 So, Luce... what's the play? 324 00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:08,333 We start a chum line. 325 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,542 Oh, fresh meat, I like it! 326 00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:17,250 Yeah, what we need is someone simply reprehensible. 327 00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:21,125 A disgusting and deplorable sexual deviant... 328 00:23:21,292 --> 00:23:27,208 Who's very mention makes the skin crawl of every women in his presence! 329 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,083 Oh please. 330 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:40,833 I need three Viagras just to get it up. Nobody gives a rat's ass about me. 331 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,500 I couldn't agree more. 332 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:46,458 How about that guy at the BBC always pinching bums? 333 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,042 Not a chance. 334 00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:49,875 Well everybody knows about... 335 00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:52,625 Oh sure, sure, but he's untouchable. 336 00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:54,792 How about... 337 00:23:56,292 --> 00:23:57,458 He's dead. 338 00:23:58,125 --> 00:23:59,500 Fucker! 339 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,292 Well, I guess we'll just have to make something up. 340 00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:04,250 Well, who do you have in mind? 341 00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:07,958 - George Clooney! - 342 00:24:10,042 --> 00:24:12,792 Stories are only good if people believe them, Max. 343 00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:14,458 Ok, fine, fine. 344 00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:18,083 - Brad... - Don't say Pitt-- 345 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,417 - Ley... - Don't say Cooper-- 346 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:22,250 Hugh Grant! 347 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,250 He's a fucking client, you moron! 348 00:24:25,417 --> 00:24:27,250 Maxie. Why don't you just go make some tea? 349 00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:28,625 Two sugars. 350 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,667 And a dash of gin. 351 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,250 Tequila for me. 352 00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:39,292 Y'know, we could, lean into this. Pull a Kardashian. 353 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:41,833 I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. 354 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,292 - Aloha. - Darling, come in, come in. 355 00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:48,042 Really? You gave Olya keys too? 356 00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:51,875 Cheer up. One of these scripts will be your next franchise! 357 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:55,083 Everyone in London is here! Whatever happened to privacy? 358 00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:58,792 It jumped out of your trousers at nine thirty this morning, pretty boy! 359 00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:00,125 Here's your stimulant. 360 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:01,500 Oh thank you. 361 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:09,500 I don't know what I want to drink more. This latte... or you? 362 00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:11,917 Are you really gonna take that? 363 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:14,083 I pee in his coffee. 364 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,625 Oh thatta girl. 365 00:25:19,042 --> 00:25:20,417 Hey, Olya. 366 00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:25,917 I really like what you've done with the place. 367 00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:29,958 It has a great energy. Very relaxing. 368 00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:35,583 Very... mantra-centric. Very Kurosawa. 369 00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:38,417 Yeah, not today it isn't. 370 00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:43,083 Not today. But still... 371 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:46,583 I can feel it. 372 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:54,458 Can I... do anything? 373 00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:59,167 Actually. I would love a coffee. 374 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:01,542 I meant spiritually, Max. 375 00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:07,417 Spiritually I'm... I'm okay. 376 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:11,583 Are you? 377 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:18,250 Hands off. Get your own fucking assistant! 378 00:26:18,417 --> 00:26:20,958 Coffee isn't good for you anyway, Max. 379 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:26,042 It encourages stress and tension in the body. 380 00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:30,042 You need to root yourself... 381 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:34,458 Immediately. 382 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:36,583 Would you listen to them? 383 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:41,917 You clearly can't wait to rip each other's clothes off. 384 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:45,750 Lips to lips, flesh to flesh. 385 00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:50,750 Max is decently attractive, but I don't date actors. 386 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:54,667 Why? What's wrong with actors? 387 00:26:56,167 --> 00:27:00,625 They're self-obsessed, insecure pods who take their emotions out on... 388 00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:03,042 Whoever's closest. 389 00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:07,958 And they're vain. Very vain. And I get it, you have to be. 390 00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:11,750 Your job is based on your face, your hair, 391 00:27:11,917 --> 00:27:16,292 your skin, your voice. 392 00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:18,000 It's very fragile. 393 00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:26,042 Your career, your beauty, your teeth... 394 00:27:27,042 --> 00:27:30,375 Could all fall away at any moment. 395 00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:35,750 Thanks, Olya, that will be all. 396 00:27:35,917 --> 00:27:38,083 Make sure you walk Mindy before lunch. 397 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:41,250 She can be a right old bitch when she's hungry. 398 00:27:41,417 --> 00:27:43,417 Yeah, well look at her owner. 399 00:27:44,292 --> 00:27:45,250 Namaste. 400 00:27:45,417 --> 00:27:46,458 Namaste. 401 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:50,000 Namaste. 402 00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:54,875 God, she is such a dick. 403 00:27:55,042 --> 00:27:57,500 Is that supposed to be a compliment? 404 00:27:57,667 --> 00:28:00,083 Well, in my book it is. 405 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,000 In your book? 406 00:28:03,042 --> 00:28:04,625 Would you like some tea, Magda? 407 00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:09,833 None for me, Max. I'm not staying long. 408 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,042 - I want no part of this. - 409 00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:17,833 Coulda fooled me. The way you barged in here like a dump truck on fire. 410 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,333 I'm here for moral support. 411 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,208 Oh you are, huh? 412 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:26,917 She said moral, you twit. 413 00:28:27,917 --> 00:28:30,125 I'm going to the bathroom. 414 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:33,417 And the time is nine forty six. 415 00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,042 And? 416 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,292 Nothing. 417 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:43,250 Except everyone will mark the moment you went into the toilet. 418 00:28:44,042 --> 00:28:46,458 The clock, it is ticking. 419 00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:53,875 Fine! I'll just wait. Sorry if it ruins your sick game. 420 00:28:54,042 --> 00:28:58,625 Oh Magda, don't worry one bit. You're playing splendidly! 421 00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:09,083 Such a beautiful language. 422 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:12,083 No one curses like the French. 423 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:15,167 The English aren't too bad. 424 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:21,167 Yeah, sure, sure. But after cunt, it really goes downhill. 425 00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:22,833 What about knob? 426 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,500 Please. What are you, ten? 427 00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:28,083 I quite like, twat. 428 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:31,500 Hm! Good. Very effective. 429 00:29:31,667 --> 00:29:34,167 Yes, I suppose. 430 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:38,917 But nothing beats a good solid fuck. 431 00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:40,208 Fuckster. 432 00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:42,875 Fuckery. Fuckity fuck fuck! 433 00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:45,792 Oui! Fuck you, cocksucker! 434 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:46,917 Fuck nugget. 435 00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:48,750 - Motherfucker! - Fuck face. 436 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:50,958 Head fucker! 437 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:54,375 Fuck you! 438 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:57,167 I'm walkin' here. 439 00:29:58,042 --> 00:30:01,917 And what the fuck was that? 440 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:05,250 Are you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me, because... 441 00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:07,958 There's no one else here. It's just me. 442 00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:10,833 Oh god... 443 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,250 No wonder he didn't get the bloody Scorsese film. 444 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:19,250 You're the one who wouldn't pay for dialect coaching. I told you. 445 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:24,042 He's already got a coach! You want another one, you pay for it. 446 00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:26,833 Oh come on. Don't be so cheap. 447 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:34,750 Like I'm gonna listen to some washed-up acting coach. 448 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,583 In my days, Timothy, 449 00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:43,417 I was one of the greatest actresses in Paris. 450 00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:50,500 How much is that past glory costing me per hour? 451 00:30:50,667 --> 00:30:52,167 Please. 452 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:55,000 You can't put a price on talent. 453 00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:56,208 Oh really? 454 00:30:57,417 --> 00:31:00,250 Cause that's exactly what I do. 455 00:31:03,958 --> 00:31:08,083 And the time is nine fifty. It's almost too easy! 456 00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:10,208 - What? 457 00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:14,125 - What is it? - A mouse just scurried by. 458 00:31:14,292 --> 00:31:16,000 A mouse? I've never seen a mouse-- 459 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:21,250 - That's no mouse. 460 00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:25,458 Not so fast, you bloody reporters! 461 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,792 You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. Is that what you want, huh? 462 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:34,292 The inside scoop? 463 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:39,583 Well go ahead and take a closer look, you cum-guzzling fucks! 464 00:31:48,542 --> 00:31:50,250 Well, that oughta teach 'em. 465 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,250 - 466 00:31:53,417 --> 00:31:56,458 - Oh, you idiot, you. - What, is it something I said? 467 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,208 Not you. You! 468 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:00,042 Oh God, what is it now? 469 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:04,625 Well, pretty boy, don't keep us in suspense! 470 00:32:05,208 --> 00:32:08,292 How did your cock cock it up this time? 471 00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:11,500 - They've got my emails. - All your emails? 472 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,250 Just his personal. 473 00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:17,917 Oh yeah! Just my personal email account. 474 00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:21,250 With my very personal, very private emails on it. 475 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:23,625 Oh thank goodness, you had me worried there. 476 00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:27,250 So how about that tea, Maxie boy? 477 00:32:27,417 --> 00:32:30,000 Get your own fucking tea. 478 00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:40,417 Maxie boy. Come closer. 479 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:43,375 Listen. 480 00:32:44,667 --> 00:32:47,083 Listen carefully. 481 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:54,292 It's bubbling Maxie boy. Bubbling just for you. 482 00:32:55,500 --> 00:33:01,250 It's the sound of the primordial ooze from which all life was created. 483 00:33:02,417 --> 00:33:07,250 From that ooze, crawled thousands, millions of creatures... 484 00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:11,417 Crawling on their bellies like giant parasites. 485 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:16,667 But not all were created equal. No. No. 486 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,958 Some, were meant for greatness. 487 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:27,417 And those select few stood up... and walked. 488 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:31,292 Rising above the putrid ground below... 489 00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:35,875 Ready to seize the Earth with an iron first. 490 00:33:36,042 --> 00:33:41,292 And I, I, Maxie boy, am a caveman! 491 00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:45,625 And I don't get my own fucking tea!! 492 00:33:51,417 --> 00:33:52,958 Do you take sugar? 493 00:33:54,417 --> 00:33:57,083 No. 494 00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:10,500 Please be Russell Crowe naked in Times Square. 495 00:34:10,667 --> 00:34:12,042 It's your office... 496 00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:14,167 Hey, Jeannie. 497 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,042 No! No, no don't-- 498 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:19,167 Mum, hi! Mum, of course I was gonna call. 499 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:23,917 Mum, I wanted to call, it's just been a-- it's been a really hectic morning. 500 00:34:24,417 --> 00:34:26,167 I know it's been hectic for you too. 501 00:34:27,417 --> 00:34:28,958 Oh, even worse. 502 00:34:29,125 --> 00:34:31,458 No, no, that wasn't sarcastic. 503 00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:34,583 Hi, Dad. I wasn't yelling. 504 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:38,250 I know she's upset, but how is that my fault? 505 00:34:38,417 --> 00:34:41,125 I, I wasn't yelling! 506 00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:42,292 What? 507 00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:45,458 Oh, oh yeah, mum! Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a sign from God! 508 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,208 Not one leaked email to my parents! 509 00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:49,458 Yes! 510 00:34:49,625 --> 00:34:53,583 Yes, I got your gingersnaps, they were delicious! 511 00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:19,542 I got a yacht, you know? 512 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:21,917 In Nice. 513 00:35:23,292 --> 00:35:26,667 Cost me four mil, and then some. 514 00:35:28,667 --> 00:35:32,375 Rosewood gloss, a tiki bar, 515 00:35:32,542 --> 00:35:36,208 and a steward who fucks like a cheetah. 516 00:35:37,917 --> 00:35:39,417 So what? 517 00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:42,458 So I'm here, aren't I? 518 00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:48,083 I'm here, of all places! And you know why? 519 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:53,625 Because I'm trying to help you! Believe it or not. 520 00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:05,042 Sophia really has it in for him. 521 00:36:05,208 --> 00:36:06,792 If it was even her? 522 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:08,875 I thought we agreed it was. 523 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:13,083 Look, I just think at this point let's keep an open mind. It could be anyone. 524 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:14,375 Anyone? 525 00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:17,625 In this room? 526 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:24,125 Well, uh, Timothy. You're not exactly a boy scout. 527 00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:31,167 Please. What reasons would I have? 528 00:36:33,042 --> 00:36:35,250 You're always grooming some hot young thing. 529 00:36:35,417 --> 00:36:37,958 How do we know you're not tearing Maxie down 530 00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:40,458 just in order to replace him with a newer model? 531 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:44,000 Sporting a higher price tag, no doubt! 532 00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:48,625 Oh that is fresh. That is fresh coming from you. 533 00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:53,792 Let's not forget who the real puppet master is! 534 00:36:53,958 --> 00:36:56,500 - Please-- - Anything for a little bit of attention! 535 00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:57,750 Right, Luce? 536 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:02,375 I bet you watch that video on a fucking loop, you dirty whore! 537 00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:05,167 Timothy! Come on. 538 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:07,083 You're right, you're right. 539 00:37:08,667 --> 00:37:10,750 We haven't even considered Magda! 540 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:12,042 That's out of line. 541 00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:13,500 Is it? 542 00:37:14,958 --> 00:37:16,375 I can see her. 543 00:37:16,542 --> 00:37:20,458 Longing for the days when she was young, 544 00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:25,833 and pretty, and... talented! 545 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,875 Maxie's on the way up, and she can't handle it. Can you, Magda? 546 00:37:31,042 --> 00:37:35,667 That... is... enough. 547 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,042 - Dirty girl. - Lush. 548 00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:46,208 - Hussy! - Perv! 549 00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:49,333 Yes, please! 550 00:38:03,958 --> 00:38:06,542 BBC news has just received exclusive footage 551 00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:08,958 from inside Max Peter's apartment. 552 00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:11,167 A warning if you have young children present, 553 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:15,333 this video contains coarse language and partial nudity. 554 00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:23,167 You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. Is that what you want, huh? 555 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:24,917 The inside scoop? 556 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:30,042 Well go ahead and take a closer look, you ! 557 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:37,792 Mr Fine was not available for comment. 558 00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:40,250 - Ah, the good ol' Beeb. - 559 00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:44,500 Ooh God. Oh, Kate's really let herself go. 560 00:38:44,667 --> 00:38:48,000 - Winslet? - No, no, Middleton. 561 00:38:48,167 --> 00:38:52,458 Y'know, I never could get the whole point of royalty. 562 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,042 It's like being a star without any of the fun. 563 00:38:57,208 --> 00:39:00,292 Give me some Harry, any day. 564 00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:03,333 I had a chance once, y'know. 565 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:07,292 What? Prince Harry? Piss off. 566 00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:12,417 Vanity Fair party. Three years ago. 567 00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:16,125 Oh, I bet he could hardly see you 568 00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:19,333 through the wall of pussy surrounding him. 569 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:24,042 Granted it was smaller than the wall of bullshit surrounding you. 570 00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:31,625 - 571 00:39:33,667 --> 00:39:37,625 Hel-- Well, hello to you too. 572 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:42,458 Don't talk to me like that, young lady, your father's golfing. 573 00:39:44,167 --> 00:39:47,083 No I'm not paying for an Uber, get a bus. 574 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:49,875 Then take the tube. 575 00:39:50,042 --> 00:39:54,000 Well, then shoot yourself out of a cannon for all I care! 576 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,417 I could actually kill her. 577 00:39:59,583 --> 00:40:01,833 Don't be ridiculous. 578 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:07,333 That's exactly what she wants. Then you'd really feel sorry for her! 579 00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:12,417 And her father doesn't help anything. Such a pushover. 580 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:17,625 "Anything for you, darling, whatever you need sweetheart, I love you, angel!" 581 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,250 It's enough to make ya sick. 582 00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:23,875 My father never loved me... 583 00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:28,292 Every time there's a new iPad, or iPhone, or I don't give a fuck... 584 00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,500 She's got it in her hands. 585 00:40:29,667 --> 00:40:33,250 Cause God forbid, she'd have to actually interact with another human being! 586 00:40:33,417 --> 00:40:35,542 Y'know! Although... 587 00:40:35,708 --> 00:40:40,500 Did you see the video of the dog driving the car? 588 00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:43,083 No, no, I saw a squirrel. 589 00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:49,083 - No, no, no, no. This was a pug. - 590 00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:50,875 It's wearing a little hat! 591 00:40:52,458 --> 00:40:55,250 Oh Maxie, Maxie, come and have a look at this! 592 00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:57,375 - Maxie! 593 00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:58,833 What the hell are you doing? 594 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,417 He's trying to fucking off himself, that's what! 595 00:41:02,375 --> 00:41:05,542 Ah, ah. No. No, no, no. 596 00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:09,625 - 597 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,083 Relax. It's from Killing Man 2, the props guys let me keep it. 598 00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:21,500 Oh yeah, Killing Man 2, "Even more killing." That was my tagline. 599 00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:26,417 And you are holding a gun to your head, why? 600 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:29,500 Sympathy. 601 00:41:31,417 --> 00:41:35,250 We take a photo, make it look like I might just do it. 602 00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:41,125 Then one of you sends it to Sophia. If she's the leak, this'll make her stop. 603 00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:45,042 Checkmate, Minxie, I like it! 604 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:46,250 - No! - No? 605 00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:48,292 - No! - No. 606 00:41:48,458 --> 00:41:53,292 This is bad, I mean, really bad publicity. 607 00:41:53,458 --> 00:41:55,250 I thought you said there was no such thing. 608 00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:58,458 - Figure of fucking speech! - 609 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:02,375 What is it now? 610 00:42:05,542 --> 00:42:07,333 Max is live tweeting. 611 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,042 That's impossible! 612 00:42:09,208 --> 00:42:12,167 And yet here we are. 613 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,417 So what's he saying now? 614 00:42:15,542 --> 00:42:19,167 "I've been stuck up, vain, and uncaring for far too long. 615 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:21,333 I took those photos, I wrote those texts... 616 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:25,375 Because as a white male I can pretty much do whatever I want." 617 00:42:25,542 --> 00:42:27,833 - She's got you there. - 618 00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:32,167 "But I don't deserve what I have. 619 00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:35,250 I've merely benefitted from the misfortunes of others." 620 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:41,958 "That's why I'm donating my entire salary to the Fair Play Fund." 621 00:42:42,125 --> 00:42:43,458 - His entire salary? - My entire salary? 622 00:42:59,250 --> 00:43:01,083 - Don't shoot! 623 00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:03,667 You're in big trouble, young lady! 624 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:07,042 I'll deal with you later! 625 00:43:11,417 --> 00:43:13,083 Just a moment... 626 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:21,583 Not bad, Casanova. Not bad. 627 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:26,917 I mean... a little young perhaps, but not bad. 628 00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:29,125 Oh please, you've had younger. 629 00:43:29,292 --> 00:43:31,792 You bet your arse I have. 630 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:33,375 What's the hold up? 631 00:43:33,542 --> 00:43:35,458 Coming, dear! 632 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:40,250 So, this video, what are we talking about? 633 00:43:40,417 --> 00:43:45,875 Is it a good ol' fashioned fuck, or is it something else entirely? 634 00:43:46,042 --> 00:43:53,417 Are we talking, Chopstick Sandwich? Carolina Special? 635 00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:58,708 Mashugana Friday! Oh come on, give me something! 636 00:43:58,875 --> 00:44:00,333 Be a sport! 637 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:03,000 - We'll come back to this! 638 00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:16,042 Here it comes. Colleen Atley, "Max Peters is getting what he deserves. 639 00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:19,875 We worked together years ago, he was awful then and he's awful now." 640 00:44:20,042 --> 00:44:24,167 Hashtag too little too late, hashtag Max Peters is a fascist, and so on. 641 00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,500 It wasn't even me, she's thinking of Christian Bale. 642 00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:30,875 Barista Bridget, "Orders coffee from me every day and never tips." 643 00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:32,208 That's true. 644 00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:34,958 Norine Booth says, you once pushed her on the bus? 645 00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:37,875 - We were eight years old. - Women never forget! 646 00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:48,542 German jackass. He wants to throw Max off the movie. 647 00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:51,417 Off the movie? 648 00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:56,500 Oh my God, it's happening. I'm being replaced. 649 00:44:56,667 --> 00:44:59,292 No one is being replaced! 650 00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:04,375 I am. It's happening. I can feel it all slipping away. 651 00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:14,583 Don't do this! Not now, not now. Okay, okay. Fuck, fuck, fuck! 652 00:45:16,667 --> 00:45:18,417 I can't feel my arms. 653 00:45:21,667 --> 00:45:27,833 Lucille, what do I do? I can't feel my arms! 654 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,250 Shut up. Just shut up! 655 00:45:30,417 --> 00:45:33,958 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 656 00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:37,000 Hashtag. Fuck. Cunt! 657 00:45:38,625 --> 00:45:41,125 Tweet. And then, then, then suicide. 658 00:45:41,292 --> 00:45:45,875 And then Peaches! And then racist! Sex tape! 659 00:45:46,042 --> 00:45:49,083 Motherfaaa... 660 00:45:56,167 --> 00:46:00,667 I can't swear. I can't feel my... 661 00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:07,917 You. You did this. 662 00:46:17,667 --> 00:46:19,917 - Lucille speaking. 663 00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:21,875 You listen to me, and you listen good. 664 00:46:22,042 --> 00:46:26,083 Max Peters is a lost soul in this ocean of lies we call a business. 665 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,167 You listen good. You lay witness. 666 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:32,875 You don't even blink baby because this is gonna be the year of Max Peters! 667 00:46:33,042 --> 00:46:35,750 He is not only the greatest actor working today, 668 00:46:35,917 --> 00:46:41,208 but the greatest actor of his generation! End fucking quote! 669 00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:43,125 Come on. 670 00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:44,958 We're going out there. 671 00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:50,917 What? You said don't talk to the press, you said don't go outside no matter what. 672 00:46:51,083 --> 00:46:58,458 Don't go outside without me. Now I'm ready. Ho ho ho, am I ready. 673 00:46:58,625 --> 00:47:00,750 Luce, I'm not sure. 674 00:47:00,917 --> 00:47:02,917 - Pussy! - Tyrant! 675 00:48:18,042 --> 00:48:21,458 Had a good time? Hm? 676 00:48:31,958 --> 00:48:32,958 Done! 677 00:48:34,042 --> 00:48:36,250 Memorize this like your life depends on it. 678 00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:40,917 But don't take too long, I can feel the adrenaline rushing through my veins. 679 00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:43,167 - I don't know, Luce... - What? 680 00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:47,250 - They're gonna rip me to shreds. - Just stick to the script! 681 00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:51,625 Is that all you can say? I mean take a look around, this is ludicrous! 682 00:48:53,917 --> 00:48:55,083 Now put him on the phone! 683 00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:59,167 Before I stick my hand up your arse and turn you into a Chinese hand puppet! 684 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:02,083 The ingratitude stops right here. 685 00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:05,958 If you haven't forgotten, we are balls deep in a bowl of shit-pea soup. 686 00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:09,917 And if we're not careful, a side of sex tape pudding! 687 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:11,417 Sorry. I'm hungry. 688 00:49:11,583 --> 00:49:14,375 Let's just lay low and wait it out. 689 00:49:14,542 --> 00:49:16,333 I don't wait. I pounce! 690 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,958 Luce. This is trash. 691 00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:22,083 So what else is new? C'mon, I'll give you a read. 692 00:49:27,333 --> 00:49:31,500 "I'm just like you, sometimes I make mistakes. 693 00:49:31,667 --> 00:49:34,458 Not unlike my character, Tom Carter, in the next Blood Island sequel. 694 00:49:34,625 --> 00:49:36,250 Coming July 1st!" 695 00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:40,542 So, don't forget to mention how much you enjoyed filming. 696 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:45,958 I went to RADA. 697 00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:47,250 And I went to Harvard. 698 00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:49,875 - You didn't go to Harvard. - It's a figure of speech. 699 00:49:50,042 --> 00:49:54,458 Do you know how many struggling actors would kill for the life you have? 700 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:55,875 At least they're doing good work. 701 00:49:56,042 --> 00:49:57,875 And how do you know? Who's seeing it? 702 00:49:58,042 --> 00:50:01,083 When's the last time you headed down to Camden Community Theatre? 703 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:06,458 I want to act. I am an actor! 704 00:50:06,625 --> 00:50:08,917 No you're not. And y'know how I know? 705 00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:12,375 Cause I don't handle actors, I handle stars. 706 00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:14,250 So you go ahead, it's okay. 707 00:50:14,417 --> 00:50:18,042 You just have whatever crisis of conscience you need to have. 708 00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:21,625 But you are reading this fucking statement! 709 00:50:27,917 --> 00:50:29,250 Maxie boy. 710 00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:32,167 Where do you keep your knives? 711 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:34,500 Shut up, he's learning lines. 712 00:50:34,667 --> 00:50:36,542 What do you need a knife for anyway? 713 00:50:37,292 --> 00:50:41,167 If you must know, I've got a rock at the bottom of my shoe. 714 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:44,458 Gargle! 715 00:50:46,333 --> 00:50:48,042 Good for the vocal chords. 716 00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:20,333 "I'm as appalled as you are. 717 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:27,292 I'm sorry to my friends, my family, and my fans. Especially the young ones. 718 00:51:28,542 --> 00:51:30,250 Especially the young ones. 719 00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:36,500 The truth is I'm just like you, and sometimes I make mistakes. 720 00:51:38,417 --> 00:51:42,958 Not unlike my character, Tom Carter, in the next Blood Island sequel." 721 00:51:43,125 --> 00:51:45,167 Is that supposed to be an apology? 722 00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:47,250 It's for those leeches outside. 723 00:51:47,417 --> 00:51:49,917 Good! For a second I thought it was for me. 724 00:51:50,958 --> 00:51:52,625 Is that really what you're gonna say? 725 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,167 Looks that way. 726 00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:59,167 It sounds so fake. An apology should come from the heart. 727 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,667 - You thirsty? - Terribly! 728 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,042 Okay. 729 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:11,917 I'm coming in. 730 00:52:20,042 --> 00:52:21,417 You're not gonna hit me, are you? 731 00:52:21,583 --> 00:52:23,250 You're not gonna shoot me, are you? 732 00:52:23,417 --> 00:52:26,458 The gun's fake. She didn't even know she was carrying it. 733 00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:32,417 Yeah well, the bat is real. And I know I have it. 734 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:52,042 Do you want something to eat? I could, I can make you a sandwich. 735 00:52:52,625 --> 00:52:54,417 I am allergic to gluten. 736 00:52:55,917 --> 00:52:59,417 Well um, I can't eat peanut butter, so... 737 00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:10,250 This isn't the morning I had in mind. 738 00:53:12,333 --> 00:53:15,417 Y'know, I think part of me is relieved. 739 00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:20,417 These big actors present such a perfect image all the time. 740 00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:22,333 It's good to know you have a pulse. 741 00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:25,458 - Where'd you get this? - What? Your script? 742 00:53:25,625 --> 00:53:28,125 This is private! You shouldn't be reading it. 743 00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:29,958 Then why'd you write it? 744 00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:32,250 Look! It's not ready yet. 745 00:53:32,417 --> 00:53:33,458 I liked it. 746 00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:35,333 Well it doesn't matter what you-- 747 00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:41,375 - You liked it? - Yeah, so far. 748 00:53:41,542 --> 00:53:44,083 Moves well, raises the stakes. 749 00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:46,125 I thought you didn't watch movies. 750 00:53:46,292 --> 00:53:50,292 I don't, but I used to read for my dad. He's this big producer. 751 00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:54,250 Y'know, Morgan Stanhope wants to direct. 752 00:53:54,417 --> 00:53:58,875 I heard he's good. He did that real deep movie everyone's talking about-- 753 00:53:59,042 --> 00:54:01,750 My Private Shame. Might even win an Oscar. 754 00:54:01,917 --> 00:54:04,458 Granted, it needs a bit of work. 755 00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:08,292 The story arc can get confusing and the brother needs layering. 756 00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:11,042 - Okay thanks. I'll get it in mind-- - He never really comes off the page. 757 00:54:11,208 --> 00:54:13,375 - Feels like a stock character. - Yeah, I got it! 758 00:54:16,583 --> 00:54:19,250 What? You can't take criticism? 759 00:54:20,292 --> 00:54:23,792 Considering how much I hate you right now, 760 00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:26,708 I think it's a miracle I liked it at all. 761 00:54:28,458 --> 00:54:35,250 As much as it kills me to say, this is a great film and you'd be great in it. 762 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,250 - Thanks. - Are you married to the title? 763 00:54:39,417 --> 00:54:41,542 - Oh forget it! - God, you're touchy! 764 00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:45,500 Well, I'm sorry, I just gave away my entire salary thanks to you. 765 00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:47,250 It's been a shit morning! 766 00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:49,917 Really? A shit morning? 767 00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:54,083 A shit morning. 768 00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:00,417 And where does that guy get off? 769 00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:04,500 - Timothy. - Yeah! Where does he get off? 770 00:55:04,667 --> 00:55:08,917 I mean, he's like a walking fuck you to feminism everywhere. 771 00:55:09,083 --> 00:55:11,500 Cunt this, and sweetie that. 772 00:55:11,667 --> 00:55:13,542 Dirty old bastard. 773 00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:20,042 Maxie boy? Where are you hiding that delightful tush? 774 00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:29,042 Come out, boy. It's time to become the man who sold the world! 775 00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:34,833 - Don't want to keep master waiting. - You coming? 776 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:40,042 I'm not going anywhere until they leave. Besides, I wanna see what happens. 777 00:55:41,333 --> 00:55:44,417 Well... keep the water. 778 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:48,292 Oh thanks, Maxie, you're too good to me. 779 00:55:52,208 --> 00:55:55,458 Anything for you, ya cunt. 780 00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:08,375 I'm gonna... 781 00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:14,667 I'm, ah, I'm gonna go now. 782 00:56:29,417 --> 00:56:32,667 Oh, there's the boy wonder! 783 00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:37,375 Right. Let's just get this over with. 784 00:56:37,542 --> 00:56:39,083 Took ya long enough. 785 00:56:42,042 --> 00:56:47,667 Remember, Max, pronunciate and speak clearly. 786 00:56:48,667 --> 00:56:52,417 The tip of the tongue, the teeth, and the lips. 787 00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:59,250 Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. 788 00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:01,375 Peter piper picked a-- 789 00:57:01,542 --> 00:57:03,208 Got it! Magda. 790 00:57:03,375 --> 00:57:06,625 Alright, it's now or never. 791 00:57:09,542 --> 00:57:11,417 God, I'm horny! 792 00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:16,167 Sophia baby! Baby, over here baby! 793 00:57:31,292 --> 00:57:36,625 I came as soon as I've heard. Don't worry, Sophia's here. 794 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,208 You should see the crowd outside. 795 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:07,167 I think you're even more famous than me now. 796 00:58:17,958 --> 00:58:20,375 I wasn't sure I still had your keys. 797 00:58:22,042 --> 00:58:24,417 But I found them in my purse. 798 00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:32,625 I ordered DePaulo's. 799 00:58:34,917 --> 00:58:36,667 Let it breathe. 800 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,083 Sophia? 801 00:58:42,250 --> 00:58:43,958 Hm-hm? 802 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:47,375 Sophia, why are you here? 803 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:49,667 You need me. 804 00:58:50,917 --> 00:58:52,417 He needs me. 805 00:58:55,542 --> 00:58:57,375 Sit down. 806 00:58:57,542 --> 00:58:58,500 Okay. 807 00:58:58,667 --> 00:59:01,000 No. Over here. 808 00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:21,458 This is Lucille, my publicist, Timothy, my manager... 809 00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:23,958 And Magda, my acting coach. Remember? 810 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:25,333 No. 811 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:28,917 Our lunch should be arriving any moment, so if you don't mind. 812 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:32,500 Do you have any idea what's going on here? 813 00:59:32,667 --> 00:59:35,208 Of course. It's terrible. 814 00:59:36,375 --> 00:59:38,417 Don't do this. 815 00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:43,333 Don't pretend. You enjoy this, don't you? 816 00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:49,125 Leaking this boy's spirit to the world. 817 00:59:49,292 --> 00:59:54,958 Sucking his entire life force out of him and leaving an empty shell of a man. 818 00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:59,917 With nothing to hold onto except pain and humiliation. 819 01:00:01,292 --> 01:00:05,500 You, madame, are a temptress. 820 01:00:05,667 --> 01:00:13,042 A succubus from a dangerous world that no one should ever visit! 821 01:00:14,417 --> 01:00:21,083 A creature so conniving and vengeful that to utter your name 822 01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:26,625 will bring death and destruction to us all. 823 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,250 You are pure evil, Sophia. 824 01:00:31,417 --> 01:00:32,500 Sophia! 825 01:00:32,667 --> 01:00:35,500 Sophia! 826 01:00:35,667 --> 01:00:38,458 Magda can be a little dramatic. 827 01:00:40,167 --> 01:00:43,792 So let me spell it out for you. We know you sold Maxie out. 828 01:00:43,958 --> 01:00:47,958 And why would I do such a thing? You believe me, don't you, Max? 829 01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:51,458 Don't answer that! Don't you even dare. 830 01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:55,500 Let him speak. And who do you think you are, controlling him like that? 831 01:00:57,208 --> 01:00:59,250 I'm his publicist, that's who. 832 01:00:59,417 --> 01:01:03,958 And I'm his manager. So you fuck with him, you fuck with me. 833 01:01:04,125 --> 01:01:07,458 - Like I'd ever fuck you. - Oh, I like this one. 834 01:01:07,625 --> 01:01:10,917 Take it easy. Can't you see you're hurting her feelings? 835 01:01:11,083 --> 01:01:14,375 She has no feelings! 836 01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:16,250 Maxie! Let us handle this-- 837 01:01:16,417 --> 01:01:17,625 No! 838 01:01:18,667 --> 01:01:22,000 You're always telling me what to say and what to do-- 839 01:01:22,167 --> 01:01:24,250 - And what to wear! - Exactly. 840 01:01:24,417 --> 01:01:28,458 For once, I'm gonna make my own decision. 841 01:01:30,667 --> 01:01:32,875 Oh I think that's a grand idea! 842 01:01:33,042 --> 01:01:35,500 - It is. - Isn't it, Lucille? 843 01:01:35,667 --> 01:01:37,500 Of course! 844 01:01:37,667 --> 01:01:41,250 - Maxie's his own man. - His own man indeed. 845 01:01:41,417 --> 01:01:44,917 So, Ken doll, what's it gonna be? Huh? Huh? 846 01:01:45,083 --> 01:01:47,750 A romantic lunch with Ursula The Witch? 847 01:01:47,917 --> 01:01:53,750 Or a jolly good piss up with your old pals, Timothy and Lucille. 848 01:01:53,917 --> 01:01:57,167 - And Magda. 849 01:02:02,917 --> 01:02:04,000 I don't know. 850 01:02:04,542 --> 01:02:06,375 I'm going to the loo. 851 01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:18,333 Okay, bambino. Let's chat. 852 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,750 Go ahead. 853 01:02:19,917 --> 01:02:23,042 I know you did it, and I know why. You're jealous. 854 01:02:23,208 --> 01:02:25,333 - Jealous of what? - His fame, his relevance. 855 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:30,083 That used to be you, didn't it? Oh how things change, Sophia! 856 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:33,208 - You're trying too hard, Lucille. - Oh, for goodness sake! 857 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:34,667 Stop it! 858 01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:37,125 Here. Here. 859 01:02:38,042 --> 01:02:40,417 Take what you want. I'm loaded. 860 01:02:41,208 --> 01:02:42,250 You're paying her off? 861 01:02:42,417 --> 01:02:45,125 Of course not. Pretty boy's commission just doubled. 862 01:02:45,292 --> 01:02:46,792 In that case, I'm in too. 863 01:02:46,958 --> 01:02:50,042 Him I believe, but you? I thought you had more dignity. 864 01:02:50,208 --> 01:02:51,500 Well, I don't! 865 01:02:51,667 --> 01:02:56,125 So, what have we got here? 866 01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:01,625 Twenty five hundred! 867 01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:06,667 Add Lucille's and that makes for a pretty good Sunday morning. 868 01:03:07,417 --> 01:03:09,250 But you don't have cash, do you? 869 01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:14,083 No! But I can get it. 870 01:03:14,250 --> 01:03:16,000 First, hand over the file. 871 01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:17,458 And what file would that be? 872 01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:19,875 You know goddamn well what file it is. 873 01:03:20,042 --> 01:03:22,083 - Oh, do I? - Yes, you do! 874 01:03:22,250 --> 01:03:24,583 - Oh, I do? - Yes! 875 01:03:27,917 --> 01:03:30,250 - But do I? - Don't do that! 876 01:03:30,417 --> 01:03:31,500 Are you saying you're innocent? 877 01:03:31,667 --> 01:03:33,958 It doesn't matter what she says, it's what she doesn't say. 878 01:03:34,125 --> 01:03:35,833 Don't you know anything about women? 879 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,250 No, goddamnit, I'm a man. 880 01:03:38,417 --> 01:03:40,417 She did it alright. 881 01:03:42,167 --> 01:03:45,083 - Maybe you did it. - Me? 882 01:03:45,250 --> 01:03:47,750 Yeah, you. Did you ever think about that? 883 01:03:47,917 --> 01:03:49,875 Actually we did. But we decided-- 884 01:03:50,042 --> 01:03:52,417 Look, Sophia. We know what happened. 885 01:03:53,292 --> 01:03:56,292 He cheated. And you have every right to be angry. 886 01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,417 - Hell, burn his suits-- - Smash his bike. 887 01:03:58,583 --> 01:04:01,958 Throw his goddamn couch out the window! We'll even help you. 888 01:04:02,125 --> 01:04:03,958 - We'll help you. - Hurt him! 889 01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:08,542 But don't hurt us. 890 01:04:10,208 --> 01:04:11,750 Lunch should be arriving any moment, 891 01:04:11,917 --> 01:04:14,500 and I suggest you leave before you make things any worse. 892 01:04:14,667 --> 01:04:17,375 I'm not going anywhere before I get my money back! 893 01:04:18,042 --> 01:04:19,208 Don't bother saying goodbye. 894 01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:26,750 - Oh, please. 895 01:04:26,917 --> 01:04:30,583 Have fun getting double-teamed by Franco and Mussolini! 896 01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:31,875 Really? 897 01:04:32,042 --> 01:04:34,000 I left for one minute. 898 01:04:35,583 --> 01:04:37,667 So, Maxie? What's it gonna be? 899 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:43,917 Well. I've thought about, and... 900 01:04:45,292 --> 01:04:48,250 - I believe her. - Christ almighty! 901 01:04:49,042 --> 01:04:52,042 Thank you, my love. 902 01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:57,250 I never should have cheated. I was so stupid. 903 01:04:57,417 --> 01:04:59,417 I know. 904 01:04:59,583 --> 01:05:01,458 I know, you were you so stupid. 905 01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:03,333 Stupid. 906 01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:08,083 Stupid and... 907 01:05:08,250 --> 01:05:09,250 And? 908 01:05:10,417 --> 01:05:13,458 Stupid. And? 909 01:05:14,625 --> 01:05:15,958 Sorry! 910 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:19,250 Yes! Stupid and sorry. 911 01:05:19,417 --> 01:05:24,333 Oh babe, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'll never leave you. 912 01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:27,708 - Never. - Never ever. 913 01:05:32,542 --> 01:05:35,542 I am so hungry. 914 01:05:36,583 --> 01:05:38,417 Aren't you hungry? 915 01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:41,292 Starving. 916 01:05:42,542 --> 01:05:45,083 Well, guys, it's so brilliant of you to come. 917 01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:46,875 But we've got it from here, so-- 918 01:05:47,042 --> 01:05:49,500 As your publicist I really must advise against this! 919 01:05:49,667 --> 01:05:51,250 I don't care. Just, just get out. 920 01:05:51,417 --> 01:05:53,250 Whoever did this is still out there! 921 01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:56,917 - You're not gonna find them in here. - Actually! I, I-- 922 01:05:59,417 --> 01:06:00,917 I'd like to stay. 923 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:04,875 - Just go. - Alright, alright! Down, boy. 924 01:06:05,042 --> 01:06:06,667 I need a cigarette anyway. 925 01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:09,125 Don't forget to tell her about the thing. 926 01:06:09,292 --> 01:06:10,917 Yes, yes. Fine, fine. 927 01:06:12,292 --> 01:06:14,083 What thing? 928 01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:16,833 You know. The thing. 929 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,833 She deserves to know. I mean, I'd wanna know. 930 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,208 We tried to tell her, but it's so sensitive, better it comes from you. 931 01:06:22,375 --> 01:06:26,167 Yeah but, there is no thing. What is there to know? 932 01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:27,750 What are you talking about? 933 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:30,208 You know. The thing. 934 01:06:32,917 --> 01:06:34,458 The thing. 935 01:06:34,625 --> 01:06:36,250 The oh, oh, oh, oh, thing! 936 01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:38,458 The sex tape! My God! 937 01:06:38,625 --> 01:06:39,875 Thank you, Magda. 938 01:06:40,042 --> 01:06:41,667 What did she say? 939 01:06:41,833 --> 01:06:44,625 Oh. It's nothing, I mean, if it hasn't been released yet, then... 940 01:06:46,125 --> 01:06:48,417 If what hasn't been released yet? 941 01:06:55,667 --> 01:06:56,875 What? 942 01:06:57,042 --> 01:06:58,250 Our, um... 943 01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,083 Sex tape. 944 01:07:03,625 --> 01:07:06,583 - What the hell is wrong with you? 945 01:07:08,417 --> 01:07:12,417 What we did was sacred? You just kept it on your phone? 946 01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:15,667 Look, I didn't think something like this was going to happen, it's just-- 947 01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:18,542 Not inside, Lucille! 948 01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:25,042 No. I don't believe her for a second. 949 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:27,833 And what kind of monster do you think I am? 950 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,833 - Werewolf. - Banshee. 951 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,250 - Vampire. - Oh stop it! Y'know what, just stop it. 952 01:07:34,042 --> 01:07:35,292 I didn't do this. 953 01:07:36,167 --> 01:07:38,125 What do I need to do? 954 01:07:38,917 --> 01:07:42,375 Throw myself on the floor and cut my wrists vein to vein? 955 01:07:42,542 --> 01:07:44,375 - That'd be a start! - Magda! 956 01:07:44,958 --> 01:07:48,917 Oh please, I know overacting when I see it. I invented it! 957 01:07:49,083 --> 01:07:51,333 How can you let her talk to me like that? 958 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,125 - She thinks you hate her. - She's perceptive! 959 01:07:53,292 --> 01:07:55,167 - Lucille! - I do hate her. 960 01:07:55,333 --> 01:07:56,375 - Magda! - She's got a point. 961 01:07:56,542 --> 01:07:58,000 Timothy! 962 01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:02,417 I say... 963 01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:05,917 - She's not to blame. - And? 964 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:07,625 And... 965 01:08:09,292 --> 01:08:10,792 I think you owe her an apology. 966 01:08:10,958 --> 01:08:13,917 A what? Apology? 967 01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:16,250 - No, no, no, no-- - No, no, no, no. 968 01:08:16,417 --> 01:08:19,250 Not just you. Everyone. 969 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,542 Oh no, I'm... I'm sorry, I... 970 01:08:24,625 --> 01:08:28,042 I never apologise. I've got a rule. 971 01:08:28,208 --> 01:08:31,625 You never apologise to women or children. 972 01:08:32,583 --> 01:08:33,750 Please. 973 01:08:35,167 --> 01:08:36,417 For me. 974 01:08:38,417 --> 01:08:39,417 Fuck me. 975 01:08:40,667 --> 01:08:44,083 I can never say no to those puppy dog eyes. 976 01:08:53,667 --> 01:08:56,125 Sophia, I'm a... 977 01:08:58,125 --> 01:08:59,250 I'm sorry. 978 01:09:04,667 --> 01:09:07,458 Sorry I blamed you for the whole... 979 01:09:08,917 --> 01:09:09,875 Thank-- Thank you. 980 01:09:10,042 --> 01:09:11,875 Although we have every right to suspect you-- 981 01:09:12,042 --> 01:09:13,750 All the signs are there. I mean you'd have to be an idiot! 982 01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:15,125 Thank you! 983 01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,000 Sorry. 984 01:09:25,667 --> 01:09:27,625 I am not sorry! 985 01:09:33,333 --> 01:09:34,500 It's okay, Max. 986 01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:37,250 This'll all blow over soon. 987 01:09:37,417 --> 01:09:40,042 Yeah, yeah. Stiff upper lip and all that. 988 01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:44,292 I'll put some feelers out, find the kinky bastard. 989 01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:48,042 Now, who's up for a drink at Ye Old Dick? 990 01:09:48,667 --> 01:09:52,167 I am. But only if that's a euphemism. 991 01:09:53,042 --> 01:09:54,125 - Where to? - I am too. 992 01:09:54,292 --> 01:09:56,250 - You're not coming, dear. - Screw you! 993 01:09:56,417 --> 01:09:57,417 Screw you too. 994 01:09:58,542 --> 01:10:03,333 Come on, Luce! We should be drunk by now. 995 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:08,667 Lucille? 996 01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:10,417 What is it? 997 01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:12,917 I'd rather not say. 998 01:10:16,375 --> 01:10:17,750 Is it good? 999 01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:20,000 No. 1000 01:10:23,417 --> 01:10:24,667 Is it bad? 1001 01:10:28,417 --> 01:10:29,917 Is it touching? 1002 01:10:30,083 --> 01:10:31,833 You don't wanna know. 1003 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,208 Oh bugger! 1004 01:10:33,375 --> 01:10:35,500 Oh fuck. I'm finished. 1005 01:10:35,667 --> 01:10:39,875 Nonsense, we'll ride it past it. No pun intended. 1006 01:10:40,042 --> 01:10:41,875 Like I never existed. 1007 01:10:42,042 --> 01:10:43,875 No, no. I can spin this. 1008 01:10:44,042 --> 01:10:46,250 Yeah, Lucille can spin anything. 1009 01:10:46,417 --> 01:10:50,458 Really? Is that why we're shut in my apartment? Cause she can spin anything? 1010 01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:51,792 Might as well try. 1011 01:10:51,958 --> 01:10:55,250 Yeah. I can still get you some big roles. 1012 01:10:55,417 --> 01:10:58,083 I don't want big roles. I want respect! 1013 01:10:58,250 --> 01:11:00,125 - Fuck respect. - You're not helping. 1014 01:11:00,292 --> 01:11:01,917 I had the perfect script too! 1015 01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:05,333 The one where you're a hunky alien and you fall for Jennifer Lawrence? 1016 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:06,583 No. 1017 01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:09,292 Or the one where you're a burly cowboy and you fall for Jennifer Lawrence? 1018 01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:10,500 No! 1019 01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:11,750 The one where you're a studly rancher -- 1020 01:11:11,917 --> 01:11:14,083 No you don't know! Because I wrote it! 1021 01:11:16,958 --> 01:11:18,250 You wrote a script? 1022 01:11:19,417 --> 01:11:22,417 Well, don't leave us in suspense, c'mon, what's it about? 1023 01:11:25,625 --> 01:11:29,250 Wait, you-- you really wanna know? 1024 01:11:29,417 --> 01:11:31,500 Of course we do, old chap! 1025 01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:34,042 It sounds brilliant! 1026 01:11:34,625 --> 01:11:35,750 I'm sure. 1027 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:37,417 Okay, well... 1028 01:11:39,542 --> 01:11:41,292 I play Charlie Moss. 1029 01:11:41,458 --> 01:11:42,458 Charlie Moss. 1030 01:11:42,625 --> 01:11:44,417 Charlie loves three things. 1031 01:11:45,042 --> 01:11:50,042 Property development, his wife, his kids, and sailing. 1032 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:57,208 One day, they take their boat out on the Hudson River, but a storm capsizes them. 1033 01:11:57,375 --> 01:12:01,750 As much as he tries, Charlie can't save his family. 1034 01:12:01,917 --> 01:12:06,417 Left with a crushing emptiness and a crippling fear of the water, 1035 01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:13,250 Charlie tears his life apart until he has no possessions, no home, no burdens. 1036 01:12:13,417 --> 01:12:16,667 Finding meaning in the smallest of places. 1037 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:22,417 We end on Charlie facing his biggest fear. 1038 01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:27,917 Sailing out... into the open ocean. 1039 01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:33,750 - Can we get Jennifer Lawrence? - Oh, for fuck's sake. 1040 01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:41,667 It's the perfect part! Finally, something with substance! What is it called? 1041 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,125 Beyond The Hudson. 1042 01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:48,500 Are we married to that? 1043 01:12:49,292 --> 01:12:55,250 Maxie, Maxie. Do you have any idea how hard it is to produce? 1044 01:12:55,417 --> 01:13:01,042 No one's gonna give you money to pout around the screen like a lost baby! 1045 01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:06,458 You're an action star, act like one, kill somebody! 1046 01:13:06,625 --> 01:13:08,750 I thought you were here to help. 1047 01:13:08,917 --> 01:13:12,542 Yes. Help me. Not help you. 1048 01:13:13,083 --> 01:13:18,167 Oh Maxie! When life gives you lemons, what do you do? 1049 01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:23,667 You go to an A-list party and snort cocaine off a stranger's backside! 1050 01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:26,542 What Timothy is trying to say is, 1051 01:13:26,708 --> 01:13:29,667 this doesn't exactly fit in with our plan. 1052 01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:33,458 We're negotiating three sequels for you to star in. 1053 01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:39,500 All with tie-ins, promos, appearance fees, press tours, endorsements. 1054 01:13:39,667 --> 01:13:45,500 All, while being the brand ambassador to Cartier, Armani, and Vitamin Water. 1055 01:13:45,667 --> 01:13:52,125 I'm not so sure this type of film is really the best move. 1056 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,292 Well, Morgan Stanhope thinks it is. 1057 01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:57,750 Who the fuck is that? 1058 01:13:57,917 --> 01:13:59,833 He's the new Sundance darling. 1059 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,917 And he wants to direct! 1060 01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:08,083 He's good. But, he's not exactly a cash cow. He did My Private Shame. 1061 01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:11,250 "My private..." God. 1062 01:14:11,417 --> 01:14:13,250 It sounds wonderful, Max! 1063 01:14:13,417 --> 01:14:15,167 Shut up, Magda! 1064 01:14:16,125 --> 01:14:17,417 Well, it doesn't matter, does it? 1065 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:19,667 Nothing matters. 1066 01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:23,500 No one's gonna hire me now. 1067 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:29,625 I'm just gonna stay in this apartment. 1068 01:14:30,625 --> 01:14:32,500 Until the power shuts off. 1069 01:14:32,667 --> 01:14:35,250 And the water stops running. 1070 01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:43,125 I'll shower with rain water. 1071 01:14:47,625 --> 01:14:51,083 I'll catch unsuspecting birds for dinner. 1072 01:14:55,417 --> 01:14:57,583 Probably die of some rare disease. 1073 01:14:58,167 --> 01:15:01,958 Something so rare they'll... they'll name it after me. 1074 01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:06,958 Max Peters disease. That's what they'll call it. 1075 01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:09,167 Well, at least you'll be remembered! 1076 01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:14,333 - Is that supposed to be funny? - Well, yes. 1077 01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:17,542 You're fired. 1078 01:15:18,917 --> 01:15:21,083 You're all fired! 1079 01:15:23,208 --> 01:15:27,875 No. You need a publicist. You need a manager. 1080 01:15:28,042 --> 01:15:29,792 And you definitely need an acting coach. 1081 01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:31,333 No! It's over. 1082 01:15:32,042 --> 01:15:33,833 - Maxie, calm down. - No, just get away! 1083 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,083 - You turn everything to shit too! - Max-- 1084 01:15:36,250 --> 01:15:40,000 Look, just go away. Bye. Ciao, bella. Sayonara! 1085 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:43,000 - What about us? - What about us? There is no us. 1086 01:15:43,167 --> 01:15:46,042 You just turned up one day and never left! Get out! 1087 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:47,875 - Baby. - Just go! 1088 01:15:48,042 --> 01:15:50,542 - Leave! - No! Shut up! 1089 01:15:51,542 --> 01:15:53,917 Just shut up. 1090 01:15:58,583 --> 01:16:00,542 Please do listen to me, okay? 1091 01:16:01,417 --> 01:16:06,208 Everything is going to be fine. If you just listen. 1092 01:16:09,167 --> 01:16:10,417 Are you listening? 1093 01:16:11,042 --> 01:16:16,417 Yes, I'm fucking listening. What is it? What's so bloody important? 1094 01:16:22,542 --> 01:16:25,000 The tape isn't leaked. 1095 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:29,958 Of course it is. Lucille told me-- 1096 01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:32,458 No, it's not. They're lying. 1097 01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:35,167 They're trying to trick me. 1098 01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:38,417 She's right, Max. 1099 01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:42,333 Bonnie and Clyde strike again. 1100 01:16:47,208 --> 01:16:48,417 You have it. 1101 01:16:49,292 --> 01:16:50,333 You have everything. 1102 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:52,417 I was gonna tell you over lunch. 1103 01:16:52,917 --> 01:16:55,333 You're always more reasonable on a full stomach. 1104 01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:57,875 They told me it was you, but I didn't believe them. 1105 01:16:58,042 --> 01:17:00,125 Of course it was me! 1106 01:17:00,292 --> 01:17:02,833 You broke my heart! 1107 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:06,583 You made me feel worthless. You humiliated me! 1108 01:17:07,583 --> 01:17:12,125 And there you were, on every paper, on every channel, on every cinema, 1109 01:17:12,292 --> 01:17:16,375 just showing the world how perfect Max Peters is. 1110 01:17:19,375 --> 01:17:22,500 And the worst thing is that I still love you. 1111 01:17:22,667 --> 01:17:24,583 I want to hate you. 1112 01:17:25,458 --> 01:17:27,958 I want to crush you, but I still love you. 1113 01:17:28,125 --> 01:17:31,250 Sophia, give me the video. 1114 01:17:31,417 --> 01:17:33,458 You didn't say I love you too. 1115 01:17:33,625 --> 01:17:36,250 I love you. Give me the video. 1116 01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:38,167 No. Now you're just saying that. 1117 01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:39,750 Of course he is! 1118 01:17:39,917 --> 01:17:41,042 Lucille! 1119 01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:44,917 Y'know what? I'll delete it. 1120 01:17:45,083 --> 01:17:47,333 Come back to me, and I'll erase it. 1121 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,958 Okay, fine. Just get rid of it. 1122 01:17:50,125 --> 01:17:51,500 What? Right now? 1123 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:53,875 Yes, right now! When were you thinking? 1124 01:17:54,042 --> 01:17:56,250 Geez, mister pushy, I don't know. 1125 01:17:57,042 --> 01:17:58,083 Hey! 1126 01:17:59,042 --> 01:18:00,250 That wasn't very nice. 1127 01:18:00,417 --> 01:18:02,417 Sophia, give me the phone. 1128 01:18:02,583 --> 01:18:04,083 You didn't say please. 1129 01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:06,083 Please give me the phone! 1130 01:18:06,250 --> 01:18:07,958 - Max, you're scaring me now. - Sophia! 1131 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:13,958 Yes, Maxie baby? 1132 01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:16,375 Did you have anything to say? 1133 01:18:16,542 --> 01:18:18,500 Christ, Maxie! She's got a knife! 1134 01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:21,125 Protect your face! 1135 01:18:21,292 --> 01:18:23,042 Sophia, what are you doing? 1136 01:18:23,625 --> 01:18:25,292 Sophia! What are you doing? 1137 01:18:25,458 --> 01:18:27,667 - Lucille! 1138 01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:31,958 Can't you leave your phone alone for one second? 1139 01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:33,417 It's about you! 1140 01:18:33,583 --> 01:18:36,208 What? What does it say? 1141 01:18:36,375 --> 01:18:39,667 It's an email from Max. Don't shoot the messenger. 1142 01:18:43,250 --> 01:18:44,875 "Timothy is delusional. 1143 01:18:45,042 --> 01:18:49,667 He thinks he's cool because he swears like a teenager but he's just a-- 1144 01:18:51,042 --> 01:18:53,292 "Pathetic old man." 1145 01:18:56,583 --> 01:18:58,125 Right. 1146 01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:02,042 Kill the bastard. 1147 01:19:03,417 --> 01:19:08,417 I give you everything, you little shit. 1148 01:19:12,417 --> 01:19:14,958 - That really hurt. - I'm sure it's just a joke. 1149 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:20,208 It doesn't feel very fucking funny to me. 1150 01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:27,542 No. 1151 01:19:28,667 --> 01:19:31,917 Don't look, don't look! It's about you. 1152 01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:33,083 What is it? What is it? 1153 01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:36,250 No, it's nothing. I made a mistake. 1154 01:19:36,417 --> 01:19:38,333 Fucking tell me! 1155 01:19:42,667 --> 01:19:46,417 He says, and I'm-- I'm quoting here. 1156 01:19:48,208 --> 01:19:51,250 "Lucille is a grade-A basket case... 1157 01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:58,125 who takes it out on her spoiled kids and that sorry excuse of a husband. 1158 01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:03,542 It's a wonder she can be so bent... 1159 01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:07,667 with that giant stick up her arse." 1160 01:20:10,042 --> 01:20:11,500 You son of a bitch. 1161 01:20:13,167 --> 01:20:15,333 I work day and night for you. 1162 01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:20,250 And I'm just some crazy mom who can't control her family? 1163 01:20:21,042 --> 01:20:23,417 You try being a parent sometime! 1164 01:20:26,542 --> 01:20:28,667 It's fucking hard. 1165 01:20:31,375 --> 01:20:33,250 You idiots! 1166 01:20:33,417 --> 01:20:37,125 Can't you see Sophia is doing this to us? 1167 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:41,500 We need to stick together! 1168 01:20:54,333 --> 01:21:00,083 What does it say? 1169 01:21:16,125 --> 01:21:20,292 You think I'm a bad actor? 1170 01:21:30,250 --> 01:21:32,000 Stay away from me, Magda! 1171 01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:38,667 You still think I'm a bad actor? 1172 01:21:39,250 --> 01:21:41,333 I'm a brilliant actor! 1173 01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:45,500 I am a brilliant actor! You're the bad actor! 1174 01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:48,208 Stop hurting him! 1175 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,000 Get off him! 1176 01:21:57,208 --> 01:22:00,875 And you, Sophia. You made it all happen! 1177 01:22:01,042 --> 01:22:03,333 You opened your big mouth. 1178 01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:05,375 And embarrassed me in front of the whole world! 1179 01:22:05,542 --> 01:22:07,250 Stay away from me. 1180 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:11,958 Why? Huh? You didn't stay away from us! 1181 01:22:12,125 --> 01:22:14,625 Don't come any closer. 1182 01:22:16,292 --> 01:22:19,500 You know what you are? 1183 01:22:22,042 --> 01:22:23,583 A stalker. 1184 01:22:24,667 --> 01:22:27,042 I'm not a stalker. 1185 01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:28,917 - A stalker. - I love him. 1186 01:22:29,417 --> 01:22:31,292 - Stop it! - A stalker! 1187 01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:34,333 I'm not a stalker! 1188 01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:47,250 Come here, you little cunt! 1189 01:22:55,042 --> 01:22:57,125 Nice shot. 1190 01:22:58,167 --> 01:22:59,375 Who the fuck was that? 1191 01:22:59,542 --> 01:23:02,125 That was Sophia. 1192 01:23:03,042 --> 01:23:04,042 Is she dead? 1193 01:23:04,208 --> 01:23:06,250 Well, if she is, she had it coming. 1194 01:23:06,417 --> 01:23:07,583 Timothy! 1195 01:23:08,333 --> 01:23:11,167 We were all thinking it! 1196 01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:17,417 Jesus. 1197 01:23:18,250 --> 01:23:20,000 She is alive. 1198 01:23:20,167 --> 01:23:22,292 Should we call an ambulance? 1199 01:23:22,458 --> 01:23:23,583 What for? 1200 01:23:24,417 --> 01:23:26,292 She could have internal bleeding. 1201 01:23:27,042 --> 01:23:33,625 Nonsense. She'll wake up with an awful headache. Nothing more. 1202 01:23:35,667 --> 01:23:39,208 Magda Saint Claire, and you are? 1203 01:23:39,375 --> 01:23:40,500 Peaches. 1204 01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:43,333 What a lovely name. 1205 01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:45,333 You must be thirsty. 1206 01:23:46,667 --> 01:23:49,792 How about a nice glass of ice cold water? 1207 01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,083 Or a herbal tea? 1208 01:23:51,250 --> 01:23:52,875 - There is no herbal tea. - Sorry. 1209 01:23:53,042 --> 01:23:54,792 - No tea, dear. - Sorry. 1210 01:23:54,958 --> 01:23:56,250 Get the money, honey. 1211 01:23:57,042 --> 01:23:58,458 Peaches, Peaches... 1212 01:23:58,625 --> 01:24:01,417 - My name is Timothy Fine-- - Don't touch me. 1213 01:24:01,583 --> 01:24:05,375 And I'm the top earning manager at Intrepid Talent. 1214 01:24:05,542 --> 01:24:12,875 Now, Peaches, I look at you and I think star... 1215 01:24:13,042 --> 01:24:19,042 Yes! I see Audrey Hepburn meets Faye Dunaway. 1216 01:24:20,208 --> 01:24:22,500 Maybe the next Selena Gomez! 1217 01:24:22,667 --> 01:24:25,667 Y'know, Selena's a good friend. 1218 01:24:26,417 --> 01:24:27,458 Okay. 1219 01:24:27,625 --> 01:24:30,958 - Sorry, I've gotta take this, but-- 1220 01:24:31,125 --> 01:24:37,042 Why don't you come by the office on Monday and we can have a little natter? 1221 01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,833 Let's talk exposure. 1222 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:49,458 As your personal publicist, I need you to run everything by me. 1223 01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:53,042 That's very important, no questions asked. 1224 01:24:53,625 --> 01:24:56,792 - Are you for real? - That's a question. 1225 01:24:56,958 --> 01:25:00,125 Now, the most important thing is your image. 1226 01:25:00,292 --> 01:25:04,250 I need you to keep the focus on your image. 1227 01:25:04,417 --> 01:25:08,292 Don't talk about what boys you like, or what clubs you go to or-- 1228 01:25:08,458 --> 01:25:11,417 Being kidnapped by a bunch of psychos? 1229 01:25:11,583 --> 01:25:13,875 Yeah, well not so fast, sweetie. 1230 01:25:14,042 --> 01:25:18,750 Lest we forget who hit who in the face with a Louisville Slugger. 1231 01:25:18,917 --> 01:25:23,750 Poor Sophia may never be the same. 1232 01:25:23,917 --> 01:25:25,750 Right. Where were we? 1233 01:25:25,917 --> 01:25:32,042 Image! Image, image, image! It's the most important thing. 1234 01:25:32,208 --> 01:25:34,250 Image is a construct. 1235 01:25:34,417 --> 01:25:35,917 That's the spirit! 1236 01:25:36,083 --> 01:25:39,417 Well, I really have to be going. 1237 01:25:42,250 --> 01:25:44,667 But it was so lovely meeting you. 1238 01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:47,625 Where's Max? 1239 01:26:01,667 --> 01:26:03,333 Hell of a day. 1240 01:26:04,292 --> 01:26:08,417 You just keep that girl happy. We don't any of this getting out. 1241 01:26:09,583 --> 01:26:10,875 That would be shame. 1242 01:26:11,042 --> 01:26:13,000 Oh, buck up! 1243 01:26:13,167 --> 01:26:15,250 This is a good project. 1244 01:26:15,417 --> 01:26:17,500 It doesn't matter, Maxie. 1245 01:26:17,667 --> 01:26:24,500 For God's sake! You're about to become the biggest star in the world. 1246 01:26:25,375 --> 01:26:28,667 You do this film and all that goes away. We go away. 1247 01:26:29,292 --> 01:26:33,250 Max. You pay us to obey us. 1248 01:26:34,125 --> 01:26:36,417 Forget the script. 1249 01:26:36,583 --> 01:26:38,833 - You don't think I can pull it off. - Max. 1250 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:43,250 Luce, admit it. You don't think I can act. 1251 01:26:45,542 --> 01:26:47,417 The jury's still out. 1252 01:26:48,542 --> 01:26:53,250 But hey! You're not my only client with a crisis today. 1253 01:26:53,417 --> 01:26:58,250 Bloody Radcliffe has fallen down a well in Picklescott. 1254 01:26:58,417 --> 01:27:00,292 Oh yeah? What's that code for? 1255 01:27:00,458 --> 01:27:03,083 No code. Danny's down there alright. 1256 01:27:03,250 --> 01:27:07,333 But like a good boy, he stayed put and kept quiet. 1257 01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:08,917 Doesn't sound like he had a choice. 1258 01:27:09,083 --> 01:27:11,625 We all have a choice, Max. 1259 01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:15,375 Let me know when you make yours. 1260 01:27:17,167 --> 01:27:19,875 Really? Because when I'm finished with you, 1261 01:27:20,042 --> 01:27:23,625 you'll be talking out of your arse and shitting out of your mouth! 1262 01:27:30,083 --> 01:27:32,625 The little bugger hung up on me. 1263 01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,042 Good job today, He-Man. 1264 01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:42,250 Came out on top, I think. 1265 01:27:42,417 --> 01:27:43,958 You really think so? 1266 01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:48,417 Well, I know it could've been a hell of a lot worse. 1267 01:27:50,625 --> 01:27:52,917 Wait! I'm coming with. 1268 01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:54,833 Can't you get your own cab? 1269 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,542 For what you pay me? 1270 01:27:57,583 --> 01:28:01,292 - They still out there? - Oh no, no, no. Didn't you hear? 1271 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:08,000 Bloody Radcliffe, Daniel Radcliffe, stuck in a well somewhere in Shropshire. 1272 01:28:08,167 --> 01:28:10,500 I'm gonna ring that little Hufflepuff. 1273 01:28:10,667 --> 01:28:14,458 I quite like him. Could you put us in touch? 1274 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,625 See you Monday, Peaches. 1275 01:28:20,417 --> 01:28:25,667 And remember, honeypeach, mum's the word. 1276 01:29:12,250 --> 01:29:13,875 I want food. 1277 01:29:14,042 --> 01:29:16,583 - What was that? - Food. I'd like some. 1278 01:29:17,417 --> 01:29:19,125 You must be starving. 1279 01:29:19,292 --> 01:29:21,875 Not starving. Just hungry. 1280 01:29:22,042 --> 01:29:24,500 What would you like? I'll get you anything you want. 1281 01:29:26,625 --> 01:29:28,417 A great big lunch. 1282 01:29:29,042 --> 01:29:32,792 Still a bit early for lunch isn't it? How about I make us some breakfast? 1283 01:29:32,958 --> 01:29:37,083 By the time we eat, it will be too late for breakfast. We missed breakfast. 1284 01:29:37,250 --> 01:29:39,125 We missed breakfast? 1285 01:29:39,292 --> 01:29:43,042 But we can fit an early lunch, if we hurry. 1286 01:29:44,042 --> 01:29:45,292 Okay. 1287 01:29:47,042 --> 01:29:50,292 How about early lunch today... 1288 01:29:51,417 --> 01:29:52,750 and late dinner tomorrow? 1289 01:29:52,917 --> 01:29:55,458 I can't. I'm seeing my boyfriend. 1290 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,250 - DePaulo's! - Just a second.