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♪ My life on the streets ♪

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♪ Time out of beat ♪

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♪ You know it ain't so easy ♪

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♪ Running around on these cold
hard days and sold out nights ♪

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♪ If I could get it back again ♪

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♪ Without going crazy ♪

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♪ Forget about the time when
I was smashed and incomplete ♪

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♪ Life sometimes sucks ♪

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♪ Win, lose or bust ♪

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♪ Bring down the barriers ♪

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♪ When life's on the rocks ♪

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♪ Life on the rocks ♪

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- Yeah, I got issues.

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I mean, who doesn't have issues?

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Everybody's got issues, you know?

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Well, life's not comfortable,

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it's not boring.

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You know, 'cause when
you're on the streets

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you never know what you'll
find around a corner,

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what you'll find in a bin.

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You can make a left, you can make a right,

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and it makes no difference, you know?

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And...

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You know...

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But, well, you know, I'm
not scared of anything.

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Nothing scares me at all.

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But don't think I haven't lived,

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'cause I've lived.

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I mean, lately on beans and juice,

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molly and junk,

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fent and blow,

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you know, they uh...

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They all, uh...

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They all bring me places.

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And zanny? Well, zanny brings me home.

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(stomach rumbling)

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Probably shouldn't have
eaten that dumpster burrito.

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- [Davy] So are you gonna say something?

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- [Nate] What? I gotta say something?

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- [Davy] Well, it's a big bust.

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It's the cherry on top of your career.

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- [Nate] Yeah, sure.

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but they don't even have a conviction yet.

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C'mon, they don't even have a trial date.

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- [Davy] Yeah, but they
have all the evidence,

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it's a slam dunk.

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Everybody's gonna take credit

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so I think you should be at
least prepared to say something.

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- [Nate] Okay,

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how about all you paper
pushers get off the dais.

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Fuck you very much.

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- [Davy] Hey, buddy.

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You can't be lying here.

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(footsteps plodding)

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You need to go to the hospital? Huh?

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- [Nate] What did you take, huh?

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Let's get him up.

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- Should we take him in?

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- What for? Let's just
get him out of here.

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- I think I have the shits. (burps)

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- There's a bar here with a restroom.

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Can you make it in there?
- I gotta stay with my stuff.

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- Nobody's gonna take your stuff, come on.

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There's a restroom in there, go.

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- [Speed] All right.

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- [Davy] I need a shower. (upbeat music)

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- [Man] Can I order another?

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- Absolutely, just keep drinking.

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- Ahem.

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- Hey, where's your company?

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- I'm not expecting any.

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You want some? I'm off in an hour.

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- Not really.

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- How about some fries with
that burger? It's on me.

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- What exactly do you
think that order of fries

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entitles you to?

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- Hey watch the place for
me, I'll be back in an hour.

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- Four more vodkas please?

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- Hey, come back tomorrow.

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My pick up lines will
be a whole lot better.

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- Hey, Kasha, take Blueberry,

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I want to try Blueberry.

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(indistinct chatter)

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(bright music)

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- [Evie] I have other ones.

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Here, try these ones.

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They might be nicer.

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♪ On the day that I almost lost my mind ♪

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- [Viktor] Now this is Blueberry.

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(speaking in a foreign language)

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Bottoms up, woo!

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- So, what do you say?

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♪ I've been drunk all my life ♪

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♪ I was buried alive ♪

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♪ I've been so blind ♪

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♪ I was tempted by fate
and I'm bent till I break ♪

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- [Milo] This looks like it
should hold a shower curtain

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- For Christs sake, they're napkin rings

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not the wedding cake, but
catering needs a decision.

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♪ When I go ♪

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♪ I'm never coming back ♪

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♪ When I go ♪

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♪ I'm never coming back ♪

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♪ When I go ♪

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♪ I'm never coming back ♪

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♪ When I go ♪

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♪ I'm never coming back ♪

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(bottles clinking)

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- Hey, fella,

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where are you going?

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- Can I use your restroom?

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- No.
- I won't mess it up.

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- No, restroom's for customers only

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(coins clatter)

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- Jack me.

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I'll be right back.

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(toilet flushing)

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You know, this is a nice establishment.

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No, no, no, no, they're fucking with you.

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I should piss on the floor.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's crazy,

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and don't steal the towels.

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Why not?

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Anyway, should I do, huh?

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It's that last little bit.

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No, I'm not giving you
permission to be an asshole.

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I gotta get back to the stuff, $0.5 a can,

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$O.10 cents bottle, $1 on the round.

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(music playing)

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(upbeat rock music)

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(siren wailing)

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- Oh jeez, no.

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Hey! No, no, no, no.

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Buddy, the restroom's out of order.

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- That's okay, Jack.

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Treat up.

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- Look, I prefer you have
your drink someplace else.

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- I'm paying.

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- I don't care, go someplace else.

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You stink, and you're
bothering my customers.

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- I'm not bothering anybody.

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- You're bothering me.

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You should get a job,

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take a bath, clean up your act.

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- You know, I would like a job,

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except I don't know much about anything.

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Except my liquor, I know my liquor.

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- Yeah, I bet you do.
- Yeah, like you should keep

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your Patrons with your Patrons, you know

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Silver, Reposado, Aneho.

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And where's the Don Julio?
I don't see Don anywhere.

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- You don't go, I'm gonna call the cops.

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- Call them.

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What are you gonna do?

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You'll tell them you're not gonna serve

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someone that looks like
this and knows their liquor?

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And who the helL drinks,
bubblegum and peanut butter

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and jelly vodka?

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- I'm calling

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(phone dialing)

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Calling.

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- It's like a sit-in.

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♪ Deep in my heart ♪

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♪ I believe that we shall overcome ♪

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♪ Amen ♪

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- Okay, okay, listen. Ssh!

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Just one.

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(scoffs)

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(indistinct chatter)

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- [Man 2] Well, I swear they
like living on the streets,

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they just bask out there in
the sun getting high all day.

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- [Woman] What are they using?

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They're totally using.

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- [Man 3] They showed up in porta-potties.

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- [Woman] They're alcoholics

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- [Man 4] And they don't
want to stay in shelters.

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- [Woman 2] Lots of them are
mentally ill or illegals.

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- [Man 2] You can't even walk

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into a public bathroom these days.

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- [Woman] They can't be here,
and you can't tell them that.

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(pensive music playing)

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(car honks)

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- You know we didn't reorder
as much as we did last month.

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- It's been slow, holidays maybe.

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I can add a couple of specials
on some foo-foo drinks,

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if you'd like.

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- I don't know, maybe.

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(door shuts)

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- Oh jeez.

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- What, you know this guy?

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- Just some homeless dude.

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- Some homeless dude is
(indistinct) on our living,

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homeless people come in
and use my bathroom now.

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- I didn't invite him,

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he just has a drink here
every once in a while.

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- Still, is he stealing stuff?

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You don't know what he's
doing right there, right?

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Grabbing soap, paper towels.

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- No, I checked. Nothing
seems out of place.

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- Yeah, but you don't
know if he's in there

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washing his underwear.

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(chuckles)

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- Well, no.

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- Christ, he could be
shooting up, jerking off.

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- [Buddy] I don't know.

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- Yeah, you don't know.

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How often does he come in?

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- He used to come quite
often, not so much anymore.

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- I just think it's nuts

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letting a guy like that even come in here.

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Get rid of him.

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- How?

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- How? What do I care how?

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Tell him adios, arrivederci,

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you could use the word, leave.

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I don't care, just get rid of him.

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- Hey buddy, same.

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- You get over there and
kick the bum out, go.

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Jesus Christ.

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(siren wailing at a distance)

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- Speed, we're not serving you anymore.

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- If you're running low on Jack,

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Johnny's fine, I'll take Johnny.

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- It's not the type of
whiskey we're not serving,

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it's you, we're not serving you anymore.

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- Is that the boss?

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- I'm the boss.

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(chuckles)

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- You're fucking with me, come on.

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- I'm gonna be fucking with
you if you don't leave.

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- Is that what you want?

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- Yeah, that's what I want.

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- Positive?

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- I'm positive.

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- Is it that positive, yes-

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- Stop fucking with me, Speed.

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- Just one pour, one pour and I'll go.

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- I'm not gonna give you one pour

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'cause you're just gonna sit there

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and stare at the glass for an hour.

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- Sometimes you gotta treat a whiskey

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like a beautiful woman, you know?

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You gotta stare at it a little bit,

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romance it a little bit because,

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you know, I didn't say
that, somebody else said it.

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- Hey, how are you doing?

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I'm Murray Adler, I own this place.

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- Speed, they call me Speed.

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- So Buddy tells me you're
a pretty frequent customer.

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- I suppose I am.

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- Yeah? Any reason why
you choose my place?

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- It's on my way home.

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- And where's home?

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- 5th Street.

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- 5th Street, under the bridge, 10 City?

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- You know there's another bar,

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that's even closer to where you're living.

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- I like your place.

262
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,884
- And I appreciate that.

263
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,927
- Although your clientele
could use a little cultivating.

264
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:42,762
- The client could use...

265
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,598
Are you listening to this asshole?

266
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,558
- So what do you mean

267
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,519
my clientele could use some cultivating?

268
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:51,729
- Nothing, nothing.

269
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,689
I'll just have my... I'll have my drink.

270
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:56,317
- He's not gonna pour you a drink.

271
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,860
Okay, listen to me, I'm
not gonna coddle you

272
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,111
like my bartender, okay?

273
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,906
I want you to leave, and
I want you to leave now.

274
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,365
I think I'm being a nice guy.

275
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,743
I'm asking nice, I think
I'm being very polite,

276
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:09,872
but if you don't leave I'm
gonna have to call the cops.

277
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,208
- There's not a good
reason not to serve me.

278
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,709
- I don't need a reason, okay?

279
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,127
Come on, let's...

280
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:21,675
- Okay, I know this is not
my business, it's your place.

281
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:22,510
I get it,

282
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,513
It's just... It's bartender 101, okay?

283
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,889
You just need a little bit of order here.

284
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,432
You know, you put your
Bourbons with your Bourbons,

285
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:29,934
and your scotch with your scotch,

286
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,352
and your ryes with your ryes.

287
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,561
You know, you don't want
people having to navigate

288
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,313
through a maze of bottles
just to find a drink,

289
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,273
and your limes, are full of brown edges.

290
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,608
I mean, these weren't cut today,

291
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,776
it's old, and people are gonna know

292
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,736
that you use old product
and it doesn't look good.

293
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:43,280
And some snacks, you
know? Some salty stuff.

294
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,782
Just get some chips and some pretzels,

295
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,117
salty stuff is cheap,
it makes people thirsty.

296
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,410
And a little bit of entertainment,

297
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,913
just a little bit of guitar,
a little bit of piano.

298
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,456
- Okay.

299
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,290
(chuckles)

300
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:57,837
Can you just take it easy,
all right? For a second.

301
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,171
- It'd be great.

302
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,053
I used to be a bartender.

303
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:06,887
(scoffs)

304
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,430
- What'd you do? Drink the inventory?

305
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,058
- No, I didn't drink the inventory.

306
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,810
I got out of the army,

307
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,771
I got a job, I got married,

308
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,398
I lost my job, I got divorced.

309
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,233
- [Buddy] Oh, I feel for you.

310
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,235
- And I had friends, I
had drinking friends,

311
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,362
(chuckles)

312
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,239
until drinking became my only friend.

313
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,993
- So, why do you keep
coming back here, right?

314
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,744
Just like you said, you don't even like

315
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,913
the way I run the place, right?

316
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,749
I mean, you could do
far more with your money

317
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,501
at any liquor store.

318
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:41,338
- You collect cans for Christ's sake.

319
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,423
- You don't know how much money I have,

320
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,258
I got plenty of money.

321
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,386
Enough for a drink,

322
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,305
it's not enough for tip.
- I don't want your tip.

323
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,514
- [Speed] You wanna know why I don't tip?

324
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,724
- I don't care.

325
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,601
- It's 'cause he waters down the booze.

326
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,935
I know the taste of water

327
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,395
as well as I know the taste of Jack,

328
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,023
and I know when I'm
drinking watered down booze.

329
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,610
- So why do you keep coming back here?

330
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,695
- I used to drink, a lot,

331
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:07,573
but ever since coming here

332
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,742
and drinking Buddy's watered down booze,

333
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,036
it's been a little like rehab.

334
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,164
And I think in just a little
bit, a little bit, just a week,

335
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,750
I'll have it, I'll be dry.

336
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,628
- Why don't you just go home
and water down your own liquor?

337
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,255
Who comes to a bar to get sober?

338
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,757
That's just crazy.

339
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,595
- Out there, when I drink

340
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,932
I'm just a homeless guy getting drunk.

341
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,808
Here, when I saddle up to the bar,

342
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,895
when I saddle up to your bar, it's...

343
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,106
I'm somebody, here I'm somebody.

344
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,109
- Nope, still just a homeless dude,

345
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,694
and you stink.

346
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,697
And that's why you gotta go.

347
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,200
- You wanna know why
else I like coming here?

348
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,118
It's 'cause here I can look across the bar

349
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,286
and look down at somebody else.

350
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,496
You know, I might be living on the street,

351
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,665
but at least I'm not a thief, okay?

352
00:15:58,665 --> 00:16:00,417
- Hey, back off!

353
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,710
- I don't have to listen to this shit.

354
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,712
- Get outta here.

355
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,798
Jesus! Are you all right?

356
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:10,970
I'm sorry that you feel

357
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,721
Buddy's watering down your drinks, okay?

358
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:15,015
I have to think of my bottom line,

359
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,767
it's just business, right pal?

360
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,937
- Just one more. One more and I'll go.

361
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,148
(sighs)

362
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,070
- One more.

363
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,284
(pensive music playing)

364
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,375
(drink pouring)

365
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,424
- For you, sir.

366
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,305
I have appreciated your hospitality.

367
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:58,100
♪ Lord lift me up ♪

368
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,687
♪ I've stayed far enough ♪

369
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:05,482
♪ Gather my soul with love ♪

370
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:10,112
♪ Make me whole ♪

371
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,240
♪ Lord lift me up ♪

372
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,827
♪ Deliver me from my past ♪

373
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:20,664
♪ Grant me freedom ♪

374
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:23,916
♪ Freedom at last ♪

375
00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:24,835
(upbeat music)

376
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,547
- I don't even want you
stepping near my place.

377
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,007
Because I don't need a bum like you

378
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,551
ruining my business, how's that?

379
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,886
Are you kidding me?

380
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,803
Can you believe this guy?

381
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:35,679
- Some people.
(chuckling)

382
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,139
- [Murray] Jesus!

383
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,808
(bottle hisses)

384
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,642
- You never know what you're gonna find

385
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,311
when you turn a corner.

386
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,938
Look at me, all cleaned up.

387
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,565
I'm a man reborn, who now pours drinks

388
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:50,235
for the financially
solvent, privileged people.

389
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,156
Doesn't get much more
obladi-oblada than that.

390
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,283
And behind this bar,

391
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,244
you look like a priest, you know?

392
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,829
I'll listen to your woes

393
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,082
and dole out 80 proof indulgences.

394
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,167
(drinks fizzling)

395
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,002
Or you can act a fool,

396
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,466
sorta like I'm in a confession.

397
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,887
I hear all, my lips are sealed,

398
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,431
and I don't make any
judgments, no judgments,

399
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,682
unless I'm asked.

400
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:21,809
- [Man 5] You voted for an asshole

401
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,643
- So you can ask.

402
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,062
Hey, you guys need some nuts?

403
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,732
(calm music)

404
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,789
Nobody likes to be alone.

405
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,374
I mean, some people say
that it's an opportunity

406
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,835
to find themselves, but...

407
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,336
That's bullshit

408
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,921
If somebody tells you that
they like to be alone,

409
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,590
it's more than likely
that nobody likes them,

410
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,884
or just as likely that
they don't like you,

411
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:59,471
because nobody likes to be alone.

412
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,558
(calm music playing)

413
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:09,731
- Yeah.

414
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,067
And, I'd love you to see it.

415
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,782
I need to go talk to a colleague,

416
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,993
can you just give me one second?

417
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:21,827
I'll be right back.

418
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,620
- Fine.
- I'll be right back for you.

419
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:24,454
- You better be.

420
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,707
(chuckles)

421
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,001
- Didi.

422
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,836
- Oh, hi Milo.

423
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,462
- How have you been?

424
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,589
- Good.

425
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,508
- Oh, with the way the market
is, I guess good's good.

426
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,677
- Well, maybe just okay.

427
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,429
- Okay. Okay is good.

428
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,850
- So let's catch up.

429
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,393
- Catch up?

430
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:47,394
- Gin tonic?

431
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:49,313
(sighs)

432
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,480
- I'm buying.

433
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,149
- No, not right now.

434
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,444
- Wasn't your hair longer before?

435
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,572
- Yeah, I cut it two weeks ago.

436
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,115
- Well, it's great,

437
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,117
and you've lost weight.

438
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:02,951
(chuckles)

439
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,494
- I wish.

440
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:05,954
- Well, you look great,

441
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,873
and you're doing well for yourself.

442
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,749
- How's that?

443
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,418
- I see you driving the new Mercedes.

444
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:16,298
- Hey, you know anyone that
wants to take over a lease?

445
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,008
- So anything new on the market,

446
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,885
or anything I should know about?

447
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,553
- Not really.

448
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,555
- You need listings, Dina.

449
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,808
Buyers, sellers, you need to advertise.

450
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,312
To make money you gotta spend money.

451
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,106
- To spend money, you have to have money.

452
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:36,109
But I've got a new flyer coming out.

453
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,071
- Okay.

454
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,405
Very old school.

455
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,701
You need a polished
website, link in, network,

456
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:47,913
but paper still has its place.

457
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,665
Four-fold raise type.

458
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:51,792
Nice, huh?

459
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:54,628
- Hmm.

460
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,131
Expensive.

461
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,969
- Keep it. It's a new pocket listing

462
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,971
on a $5 mil remodel in Mulholland.

463
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,474
This place, top of the grade; Pool, view,

464
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:11,645
five bedrooms, wine
cellar, even a theater.

465
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:15,065
It's pricey to sell, but, you never know.

466
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:21,863
Look, if I don't have a
buyer in a couple of days,

467
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:27,661
would do you wanna sit by Mulholland?

468
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:31,415
You'll pick up buyers, high rollers.

469
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,000
- Sure, absolutely.

470
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,714
- See, I don't wanna be
dealing with a lot of grazers

471
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,716
in the office, you know?

472
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,385
Just you.

473
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,476
Are we good?

474
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:53,437
- Yeah.

475
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,567
- I wanna be friends, Didi.

476
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,407
Maybe we could, uh...

477
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,243
(Kasha chuckling)

478
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:10,537
go out sometime.

479
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,748
- Yeah, sure.

480
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:18,503
- So, about the Mulholland,
I'm doing you one,

481
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,090
I need you to do me one.

482
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,300
- One what?

483
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,634
- I need a favor.

484
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,802
- Look, if there's anything that I can do-

485
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:27,554
- I need to borrow your
car for a couple hours.

486
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,513
- My car?

487
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,057
- Just for a couple of hours.

488
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,059
Didi, I'm doing you one.

489
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:37,397
And if you bring me a buyer
on the Mulholland, hey,

490
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,484
it's real money.

491
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,818
Come on, please.

492
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:47,616
(keys jingle)

493
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,951
- What happened to your car?

494
00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:54,122
- I don't have it tonight.

495
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,209
Look, do me one, please.

496
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,048
(sighs)

497
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,716
You're a sweetheart, thank you.

498
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,760
Look, Saturday, you and I go

499
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,762
for a ride in the Porsche, yeah?

500
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:09,596
- You're gonna have your sports car

501
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,598
fixed up by this weekend?

502
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,516
- Fixed up?

503
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,810
(slurps drink)

504
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,061
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

505
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,146
it's not in the shop, it's at home.

506
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:22,025
- Then, why don't you just
drive home and switch cars?

507
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,111
- Because... Evie's home.

508
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,784
You remember Evie?

509
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:31,618
- Evie?

510
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,871
Nope, I don't know Evie.

511
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:38,250
- Yeah, you do. You met her at the, uh...

512
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,084
What's that place?

513
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,420
No, maybe you weren't there.

514
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,298
Anyway, I told her, you know,

515
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:46,633
I needed to go furniture shopping,

516
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,510
and she told me to take the minivan.

517
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,470
It's my fuck up.

518
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,514
- Evie's your girlfriend?

519
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,474
- Yeah, we're sort of engaged

520
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,017
- Engaged.

521
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,437
Look Milo, I've got a huge deductible.

522
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,604
- Don't worry about your car,

523
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:03,150
nothing's gonna happen to your car, okay?

524
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,652
Look, have a few drinks on me.

525
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,532
- I don't drink.

526
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,036
Who's your client?

527
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:18,415
(chuckling)

528
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:22,043
- I'll show it to her, and be right back.

529
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,545
Hey, you're a gem.

530
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:32,512
(enchanting guitar playing)

531
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,598
- This place white bear's skin rug,

532
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,726
with picture perfect
views of the Pacific Ocean

533
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:41,396
(enchanting guitar playing)

534
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,236
- [Speed] The world's full
of bastards, isn't it?

535
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:30,070
- What?

536
00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:34,658
- I asked if you'd like anything else?

537
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,701
- Nothing.
- Nothing?

538
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:40,080
I can roll the clock on
back to happy for you.

539
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:40,997
Happy hour?

540
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:45,293
- All right, rum and coke.

541
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,419
- A lemy.

542
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:48,588
- No, just make it a Coke.

543
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,633
- Just a Coke.

544
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:54,511
- Yeah, I can drink, or not drink.

545
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,428
- No, it's okay.

546
00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:56,930
It's just, I've never
seen you order any alcohol

547
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:59,558
and I figured you're
either a Mormon or a Muslim

548
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,143
without the head thing.

549
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,728
- Well, both my parents were alcoholics,

550
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,146
so I don't drink.

551
00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:10,193
I don't like the genetic risk factors.

552
00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:14,614
- Genetics, that's the excuse.

553
00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:16,241
It's just that everybody's got a vice,

554
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,368
you know, everybody's addicted
to something, you know?

555
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:22,789
Whether it's drinking,
smoking, overeating, drugs.

556
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:26,501
I figure you pick one vice and enjoy,

557
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,253
because believe you me, if
you pound down one vice,

558
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,715
another one pops back up in its place.

559
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:35,885
So if you'd like a drink,
you should have a drink.

560
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,389
- Okay, Screwdriver.

561
00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:42,183
- Screwdriver coming up!

562
00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:45,270
- No, just make it a Virgin, just OJ.

563
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,107
- All right.

564
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,830
You know, I hate to lose a good customer,

565
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:07,375
but a wise man once told me
that coming and sitting at a bar

566
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:08,501
when you're trying to stay sober

567
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:11,588
is not the smartest of things.

568
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:15,925
- I'm waiting for somebody
to come back with my car.

569
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:21,681
(calm music playing)

570
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,855
(indistinct chatter)

571
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,237
(door opens)

572
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:41,076
(enchanting music)

573
00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:52,796
- Give me vodka.

574
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:56,132
No, (indistinct) vodka.

575
00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:02,931
♪ My love is a storm ♪

576
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:06,393
♪ She doesn't wait for me ♪

577
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:10,188
♪ And now that she's gone ♪

578
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:14,693
♪ I feel that she'll never be ♪

579
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,736
What are you drinking?

580
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,113
- Orange juice.

581
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,489
- Screwdriver?

582
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,908
- No, it's just orange juice.

583
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,997
♪ Orange juice, oh nice ♪

584
00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,624
♪ Tu du du ♪

585
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,043
♪ Orange juice is nice ♪

586
00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:33,878
♪ Tu du du du du ♪

587
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,965
♪ Orange juice, oh nice ♪

588
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,509
- Old commercial, huh?

589
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,885
My name is Viktor.

590
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,221
- I'm not much in the mood
for socializing tonight.

591
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:47,058
- Oh, do I look like I
came here for a hookup?

592
00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:49,936
I'm being friendly.

593
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,815
- I'm sorry, I'm Dina.

594
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:55,483
- Where are you from, Dina?

595
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,026
- Here.

596
00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:59,404
- But, where do you come from?

597
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,198
- Covina, I was born in Covina.

598
00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:06,327
- Okay, but your family,
where does it come from?

599
00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:08,913
- They moved to Covina from West Covina.

600
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:13,168
- Okay, um, long, long,
long time ago, your family,

601
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,256
they were Indians?

602
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,841
Or were they immigrants?

603
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,051
- Where do they come from?

604
00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:26,181
I was told that my great,
maybe, great, great grandfather,

605
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,516
came from the Ukraine.

606
00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:31,853
- Ukraine, I knew it. We're compatriots.

607
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,988
- Are we? Where are you from?

608
00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:42,947
- Are you ICE?

609
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:43,782
- What?

610
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:44,616
- Immigration?

611
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:45,867
- No.

612
00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:47,827
- You have to tell me
if you are, you know?

613
00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:48,745
- I'm not.

614
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:51,498
- So you're not ICE, no police, state, or

615
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,874
(speaking in foreign language)

616
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,000
- Definitely not...

617
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,376
(mumbling)

618
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:58,546
- Look at you, mutilating my language.

619
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,299
- Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

620
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,218
- You hashtag, killed it.

621
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:04,761
(chuckles)

622
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,221
- Are you a Russian?

623
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,472
- Ah, you know.

624
00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:14,062
What do you do, Dina?

625
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:17,982
- Me? I sell real estate, I'm a realtor.

626
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:20,819
- That's cool, I like real estate.

627
00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:26,491
You put a picture on the
wall, a bed in the bedroom,

628
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,076
a woman on the bed,

629
00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:30,537
it's called home.

630
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:36,543
I had a lot of houses.

631
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,212
Hey, bring one more orange juice

632
00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:44,259
for my friend from Ukraine.

633
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,928
(glasses clink)

634
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:52,517
I'm a salesman too.

635
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,351
- Hmm.

636
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:54,936
- I sell favors

637
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:57,230
- Like party favors?

638
00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:01,025
- Like, I make you a
favor and you pay for it.

639
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:03,611
If it's a party you want,
I can give you a party.

640
00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:04,737
You want a party?

641
00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:06,281
- No, no.
(chuckles)

642
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,157
I don't need a party.

643
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:10,243
- What do you need, Dina?

644
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,037
- Nothing?

645
00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:17,667
Well, buyers, I need buyers.

646
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:18,585
- Buyers.

647
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:22,922
- Yeah, you know, for real
estate? Buyers for houses.

648
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:26,301
- I know buyers. What do you have?

649
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:29,721
- Well, right now, I don't really have...

650
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:35,143
Yes, I do! I have a new
listing on Mulholland.

651
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,982
But it's expensive, $5 million.

652
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,525
- That's not expensive.

653
00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:43,860
- It's not?

654
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,613
No, it's not, and it's a bargain.

655
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:52,201
- This house of yours, does
it have a bowling alley?

656
00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:53,745
- No.

657
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:57,373
- I like to bowl, my friends like to bowl.

658
00:31:57,373 --> 00:32:00,752
- Maybe you could put a bowling alley in?

659
00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:03,796
The place has a wine cellar.

660
00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,632
- Yeah, I like wine.

661
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,716
- And a movie theater.

662
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:08,551
- Oh, I like The Rock.

663
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,138
- Who doesn't?

664
00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:16,392
- The gentlemen, he
calls himself Dwayne now.

665
00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:18,895
It's his name, but I like him.

666
00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:22,482
Okay, tomorrow.

667
00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:28,321
You're gonna call me, I'm
gonna bring my friends.

668
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,782
We're going to be your buyers.

669
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,076
- That'd be great.

670
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,244
(patting)

671
00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:39,874
- See? I just did you a favor.

672
00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:42,877
It would be nice if
you did one for me too.

673
00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:45,338
- Oh boy, another favor.

674
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,757
Somebody already has my car.

675
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,635
- Why would I need your car?

676
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,053
- I don't know.

677
00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:52,887
- Dina,

678
00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:02,522
you are a woman that comes to
a bar and drinks orange juice,

679
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,109
you don't care what people think.

680
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:10,571
You don't drink, you stay
sharp, you make deals.

681
00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:12,699
- Yeah, that's me.

682
00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:16,077
- So half an hour ago, my friend tells me

683
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,996
that he had seen Kasha,

684
00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:21,958
my beautiful, little Kasha,

685
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:24,293
leave this place with a man.

686
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,879
- Hm-hmm.

687
00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:28,840
- You would have noticed her.

688
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,675
- Well, I've just been
sitting here working.

689
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,511
- Yes, but you would have noticed her.

690
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,345
She is...

691
00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:36,472
- I don't notice those things.

692
00:33:36,472 --> 00:33:38,349
- No, of course not, of course not,

693
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:42,729
but she doesn't blend in,
you would have noticed her.

694
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:46,607
So have you seen this
man that she walked with?

695
00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:48,901
- Jeez.

696
00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:51,195
- Talk to me, my compatriot.

697
00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:56,868
- Viktor, I don't wanna get
anybody in any kind of trouble.

698
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,953
Maybe they just went to see a movie.

699
00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:01,247
- There is no Dwayne playing.

700
00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:02,790
- Or bowling?

701
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:03,916
(wrapper rustling)

702
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:06,335
- She doesn't have any balls.

703
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:13,676
You have friends and you have
enemies, no one in between.

704
00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:16,637
Are you my friend?

705
00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:17,889
- I'd like to be.

706
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,893
- Of course, who wouldn't
wanna be my friend?

707
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:25,813
- Viktor, I just... I don't
wanna see anybody get, killed.

708
00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:26,606
- Killed?

709
00:34:28,190 --> 00:34:30,650
Is that what you think
of me, that I'm a killer?

710
00:34:30,650 --> 00:34:32,235
I don't kill people.

711
00:34:32,235 --> 00:34:33,821
I'm like a teacher.

712
00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:37,199
I teach them lessons.

713
00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:38,534
- Yeah, but...

714
00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:41,079
- Oh, that's for my protection.

715
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:47,918
Second amendment, I like
the first one even better;

716
00:34:47,918 --> 00:34:49,378
No search without a warrant.

717
00:34:49,378 --> 00:34:50,213
(chuckles nervously)

718
00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:52,422
But if you want my promise,

719
00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:57,345
this is my promise to you.

720
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:07,730
What is this?

721
00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:08,648
- My new listing.

722
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:10,483
- I know, tomorrow.

723
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:13,528
- Viktor, go, go right now,

724
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,780
and check out this listing.

725
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,951
Picture yourself on a white, bear skin rug

726
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:24,497
with picture perfect views
of the Pacific Ocean.

727
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:27,834
I think you'll find what you like there.

728
00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:34,048
(enchanting music)

729
00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:36,884
♪ Yeah ♪

730
00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:40,096
♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪

731
00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:43,558
♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪

732
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:47,228
♪ When it comes to love ♪

733
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,689
♪ You have no say ♪

734
00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:52,859
♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪

735
00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:56,404
♪ Nobody falls halfway ♪

736
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:59,699
♪ When it comes to love ♪

737
00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:02,285
♪ You have no say ♪

738
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,286
Screwdriver.

739
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,462
- You know, for some events in life,

740
00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:16,007
it's the right place at the right time.

741
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,676
Others, wrong place, wrong time,

742
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:24,432
and sometimes they're the
same place, same time.

743
00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:26,934
- I just got a new client.

744
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:28,936
- Yeah? What do you do?

745
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:31,814
- I do people favors.

746
00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:34,734
(enchanting music)

747
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:47,205
(dramatic music)

748
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:51,250
(ice cubes clinking)

749
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:03,763
- Hi.

750
00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:05,556
Hi, hi.

751
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:10,895
I'm looking for a Nate
Vigil, old guy suit and tie.

752
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,066
- I think he's in the restroom.

753
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,359
- Thank you.

754
00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:19,445
(jazz music playing)

755
00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:37,421
Nate, Nate Vigil?

756
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:39,924
- Do I know you?

757
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,513
District Attorney's office.

758
00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:49,016
- The B'nai Simpson case, it
goes to grand jury next week.

759
00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:50,726
I'm handling it.

760
00:37:50,726 --> 00:37:52,478
- Well, you're awfully young to be an ADA.

761
00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:54,814
- Well, you're awfully old to be a cop.

762
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,482
(scoffs)

763
00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:59,527
I went to the evidence locker today.

764
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:00,361
- Yeah?

765
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,195
- Yeah.

766
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:04,115
- Okay?

767
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:07,201
- And there's $20,000 missing.

768
00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:08,536
- Bullshit,

769
00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,204
- You're surprised.

770
00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:12,039
- Yeah, I'm surprised.

771
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,418
- Well?

772
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:17,211
- Well, what?

773
00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:18,713
Do you think I took the money?

774
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,423
- You signed for it.

775
00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:23,134
- I didn't take any money.

776
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,720
- Well, okay. It's not my job,

777
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,555
but the detectives will be looking into it

778
00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:29,390
when I bring it up tomorrow.

779
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,517
- Oh, and why are you telling me this?

780
00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:33,311
- You may not remember, but you caught

781
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,979
a skinny, fouled mouthed teenager,

782
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,647
with a bunch of stolen credit cards,

783
00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:39,900
and you gave me a second chance.

784
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,152
- No, that doesn't sound like me.

785
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:41,986
- Yeah, it was you.

786
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,988
- You tossed every, fuck you, I gave you,

787
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,531
with a, fuck you right back.

788
00:38:45,531 --> 00:38:48,075
- That sounds like me.

789
00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:49,577
- I got my act together.

790
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:53,331
I went to college, law
school, and here I am.

791
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:57,918
- Yeah, well, I'm a big
fan of affirmative action.

792
00:38:57,918 --> 00:39:01,464
- Look, I'm here because I owed you one.

793
00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:05,009
So I suppose if the money
was there in the morning,

794
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,093
I wouldn't know it was missing.

795
00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:07,011
- I didn't take any money.

796
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:08,763
- It's not my problem.

797
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,264
- What am I supposed to do?

798
00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:13,267
- You're a detective, figure it out.

799
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:22,026
(sighs)

800
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,154
- Fuck me.

801
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:37,708
- I'm not an athlete, never had been,

802
00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:39,919
but when I was in high school

803
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:42,630
my dad had me go out for boxing classes.

804
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:43,756
He though it would make a man out of me.

805
00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:45,674
So, I took the classes,

806
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:51,013
and I got the hell beat out of me.

807
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:56,018
I got my nose broke, I got
knocked out, numerous times,

808
00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:57,770
lost on decisions,

809
00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:00,898
for all intents and
purposes, I was a loser.

810
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:02,942
And I can't tell you how many times

811
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,529
I was in my corner, that
I didn't wanna get out.

812
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:09,573
There was no way I was
gonna beat the other guy,

813
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:11,450
and I was hurting.

814
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,702
So my father, he would, uh,

815
00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:15,413
he would shove me out there.

816
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:19,708
If you're still standing,
he said, you got a chance.

817
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:26,632
Might've been the only thing
he was ever right about.

818
00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:29,802
- Of course, we can do the
salmon, Frankie. It's fine.

819
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,053
(enchanting music)

820
00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:32,805
No, I just think our guest would prefer

821
00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:35,808
the grilled miso, instead
of the mustard tail.

822
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:36,934
Yeah.

823
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:39,854
Oh, we are so simpatico right now.

824
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,272
I love you.

825
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,815
I love you more.

826
00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,733
I love you, infinity.

827
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:45,651
I gotta go.

828
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,029
- You've seen my specs?

829
00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:51,740
Oh shit.

830
00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:54,994
- I'm sorry.

831
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,748
- Goddammit Davy, this is the second pair

832
00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:01,292
that you've fucked up for me.

833
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,210
- I know, I'm sorry. I'll
buy you another pair.

834
00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,421
- You're goddamn right you will.

835
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,298
What's the matter with you?

836
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,800
What, are you preoccupied about what?

837
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,135
- Wedding plans.

838
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,346
- Oh, wedding, right.

839
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,641
Expensive, I bet, huh?

840
00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:22,897
- Not really. No, just...
We're keeping it intimate.

841
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,526
- Come on, Davy.

842
00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:30,779
- All right, it's a
couple of hundred people.

843
00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:31,614
(scoffs)

844
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:35,701
- But Frankie's family's
paying for most of this.

845
00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,330
What's the matter?

846
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:43,792
- I got some issues down
at the station, that's all.

847
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:44,877
Things I gotta figure out.

848
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:45,711
- Like what?

849
00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:47,671
- Just things, all right? Just things.

850
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:48,672
- All right.

851
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,222
- Oh, goddammit, the cold.

852
00:41:57,389 --> 00:41:59,725
- Are you gonna go to the dentist?

853
00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:00,809
- Eventually.

854
00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:04,396
Maybe.

855
00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:08,943
No. No, I'm not gonna pay
thousands for implants.

856
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:11,695
Remember, flossing will do.

857
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:15,199
- Sure, floss, that outta take care of it.

858
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:21,330
- [Police Radio] 342,
342, respond code 275.

859
00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:25,042
Assault, domestic, 4271
Pepperwood Drive, Mulholland,

860
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,627
witness called 911.

861
00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:28,754
- That's us?

862
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:31,090
- Sit.

863
00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:37,012
Wait.

864
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:45,563
- [Police Radio] Suspect
described as white male,

865
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:49,733
six foot, early 30s, wearing
a red leather jacket.

866
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:55,906
- [Fraser] 344, cancel 343,
we're en route to handle it.

867
00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:56,740
- It's Fraser.

868
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:57,575
- Yeah.

869
00:42:59,159 --> 00:43:01,829
343, roger, canceling run, 10-8.

870
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:08,836
I knew Fraser would take
it, Fraser is a zelon.

871
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,170
- [Davy] But we were closer.

872
00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:12,381
- I don't like to go on domestics,

873
00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:14,883
you can put yourself in
the crap bath in six months

874
00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:17,553
after I've retired, and
at home on the couch.

875
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:20,306
But right now, no domestics.

876
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:21,390
- [Waiter] Ready to eat?

877
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,224
- Yeah.

878
00:43:24,893 --> 00:43:27,187
Just get the patty melt.

879
00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,522
You like the patty melt?

880
00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:29,815
- Yeah, yeah, patty melt.

881
00:43:29,815 --> 00:43:33,068
- Two patty melts, fries, extra crispy,

882
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,530
but put them on a paper towel to soak up

883
00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,824
as much of the grease as possible.

884
00:43:38,824 --> 00:43:39,700
- [Waiter] You got it.

885
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,701
- Thank you.

886
00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:43,829
(sighs)

887
00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:45,414
The arthritis meds?

888
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:47,750
- No, I ran out of those,

889
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:51,420
this is for the ulcers that
my arthritis meds caused,

890
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:54,506
and for the other shit that happened.

891
00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:03,015
Did you sign up for that
401k we talked about?

892
00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:03,849
- Yeah.

893
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,937
- Did you make that startup
contribution like we said?

894
00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:10,648
(clears throat)
- Yeah.

895
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:15,527
- Well, how could you afford
that, with the wedding?

896
00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:17,237
- It was just a couple of hundred bucks.

897
00:44:17,237 --> 00:44:18,739
- That's all you put in?

898
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,866
- I know, I know, you said
make the full contribution

899
00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:23,410
but I know social security
is not gonna be there

900
00:44:23,410 --> 00:44:25,829
when I retire, and I can't
afford it right now, okay?

901
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:26,955
The wedding is in two weeks.

902
00:44:26,955 --> 00:44:29,750
- Oh yeah, the wedding, you're
gonna go through with it.

903
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,627
- What does that mean?

904
00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:32,461
- Nothing.

905
00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:37,216
- Oh my God,

906
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,221
you've never been in love, have you?

907
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:46,725
- Hey, I'm not talking love
with you, Davy, all right?

908
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:50,145
What if you change your mind?

909
00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:51,438
- I'm not gonna change my mind.

910
00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:52,272
- You could.

911
00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:54,233
(scoffs)

912
00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:56,026
- I know the way you think.

913
00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:57,986
Isn't you who said if you
don't make any commitments

914
00:44:57,986 --> 00:44:59,863
then you can never be disappointed?

915
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:00,698
- Uh-hum.

916
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:03,283
- Yeah. Well, I'm gonna have someone

917
00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:06,412
to spend Saturday nights
with for the rest of my life.

918
00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:09,498
- Hey, I don't spend Saturday
nights alone, lover boy.

919
00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:11,750
(chuckles)

920
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,297
- So, are you coming?

921
00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:21,468
(sighs)

922
00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:25,931
- I don't think I can make
it, weddings are not my thing.

923
00:45:25,931 --> 00:45:27,224
But I'll get you a gift.

924
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:28,642
- You don't have to give me a gift.

925
00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:30,894
- No, I'll get you a gift.
- Just don't get... (sighs)

926
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:32,646
Do you wanna see the ring?

927
00:45:32,646 --> 00:45:35,607
- The ring? You bought a ring?

928
00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:38,193
- Of course I bought a
ring, I'm not a savage.

929
00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:43,198
(jazz music playing in the background)

930
00:45:43,365 --> 00:45:45,868
- Wow, how much did that cost?

931
00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:48,829
- Why are you so interested

932
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:51,582
in the way I spend my
money all of a sudden?

933
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:56,587
- Money makes people make stupid
fucking decisions, is all.

934
00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,797
Like buying rings they can't afford.

935
00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:00,632
- I got a deal.

936
00:46:00,632 --> 00:46:03,552
- Yeah? It looks expensive.

937
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:06,722
- Man, a two carat diamond
like this, costs upward of...

938
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,557
- I know what rings like that cost.

939
00:46:08,557 --> 00:46:10,517
(Davy scoffs)

940
00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:13,020
You stole $20,000 out
of the evidence locker

941
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,522
to buy a goddamn wedding ring.

942
00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:19,359
I knew it.

943
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,028
I knew it.

944
00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:25,991
I so wanted you not to be a crook, Davy?

945
00:46:25,991 --> 00:46:28,535
What the fuck were you thinking?

946
00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:31,205
Buying a goddam faggot wedding ring.

947
00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:32,748
- That kind of language is reportable.

948
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:34,500
- You think?

949
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:37,920
- I think you need to take
that sensitivity class, Nate.

950
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,422
- You know, they gave me the
job of showing you the ropes

951
00:46:40,422 --> 00:46:42,049
because they thought a hard ass like me

952
00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:45,093
could whip your little ass into giving up.

953
00:46:45,093 --> 00:46:47,721
But I'm a professional, I do my job,

954
00:46:47,721 --> 00:46:49,890
and I don't give a fuck if
you're wearing fishnet underwear.

955
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:53,227
All I give a fuck is if
you do the job right,

956
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:56,396
but I can't do anything about this.

957
00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:59,775
You're gonna go down for this, Davy.

958
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,693
- I didn't take the money.

959
00:47:01,693 --> 00:47:04,196
- Well then, how did you
afford a ring like that?

960
00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:05,572
- It was $300.

961
00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:06,615
- A two carat diamond?

962
00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:08,242
- It's zirconium, all right?

963
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:09,493
The guy told me no one but a jeweler

964
00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:14,081
would be able to tell the
difference, because it works.

965
00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:21,672
- Hey, I think that's the
guy we just got to call on.

966
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:22,756
- What?

967
00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:27,761
- That Caucasian, 30 something,
red jacket, six foot.

968
00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:30,514
- No, he doesn't look
that tall, red jacket?

969
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,307
- Red jacket.

970
00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:35,310
Step out, get behind him, we'll see.

971
00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:40,065
(indistinct chatter)

972
00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:42,818
(dramatic music)

973
00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:54,746
No, no, no, don't get too close, now Davy.

974
00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:57,499
(dramatic music)

975
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,947
Gun, gun!
(fires)

976
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:30,198
(body thuds)

977
00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:31,617
- [Kasha] Holy shit.

978
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:34,995
- But I'm a professional, I do my job.

979
00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:37,623
And I don't give a fuck if
you're wearing fishnet underwear,

980
00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:40,292
all I give a fuck is if
you do the job right.

981
00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:42,753
But I can't do anything about this,

982
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:45,881
you're gonna go down for this, Davy.

983
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:48,800
- God, did he get into an accident?

984
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:54,056
- It was a collision, his
head against the hood.

985
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:58,644
- Only a jeweler would be
able to tell the difference.

986
00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,980
- But he's gonna fix it, I'm sure of it.

987
00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:06,318
- He doesn't look that tall, red jacket?

988
00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:08,111
- Red jacket.

989
00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:10,822
Step out, and get behind him.

990
00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:14,326
- Still drinking your orange juice?

991
00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:16,244
- I put a little vodka.

992
00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:21,041
You know your boyfriend was
really worried about you.

993
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,919
- Ew, he is not my boyfriend.

994
00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:25,170
- She's my niece

995
00:49:25,170 --> 00:49:27,214
- [Kasha] And he can be a pain.

996
00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:31,009
- You are too much, very sexy, Kasha.

997
00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,261
Why don't you take a video?

998
00:49:36,098 --> 00:49:38,600
(speaking in foreign language)

999
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,435
I want you to meet my beautiful

1000
00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:41,269
(speaking in foreign language)

1001
00:49:41,269 --> 00:49:43,897
- Hey, you back there.

1002
00:49:43,897 --> 00:49:46,149
Get out of the way, thanks.

1003
00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,653
- You know what, take it on my phone.

1004
00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:50,612
- [Nate] Gun, gun!
(fires)

1005
00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:53,281
(gasps)
- Jesus!

1006
00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:56,994
- [Viktor] What the hell?

1007
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:06,294
- Oh shit, I thought
he was going for a gun.

1008
00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:08,714
- A cell phone, but you were right,

1009
00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,132
he was good for that domestic,

1010
00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:11,925
he got a boatload of warrants too.

1011
00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:13,135
- But no gun

1012
00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:13,969
- No gun.

1013
00:50:15,053 --> 00:50:16,680
- And next time you read
somebody their rights,

1014
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,849
could you man it up a little bit please?

1015
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:19,766
- Huh?

1016
00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:22,310
- Oh, you have the right to remain silent,

1017
00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,438
I mean, could you gay it
up more than that, huh?

1018
00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:27,190
- You know, it's a good thing
I broke your glasses earlier,

1019
00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:30,610
'cause if you could see there
might've been more damage.

1020
00:50:30,610 --> 00:50:32,029
- Well, IAD's gonna come here

1021
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,405
and they're gonna try to
fuck me out of my pension,

1022
00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:36,033
I'm telling you that right now.

1023
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:39,202
And you're still in deep Davy, right?

1024
00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:41,288
You put these on.

1025
00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:42,539
- Come on, Nate.

1026
00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:46,168
Look I didn't steal
anything, I borrowed it.

1027
00:50:47,085 --> 00:50:47,919
I promise you-

1028
00:50:47,919 --> 00:50:48,754
- Put these on!

1029
00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:49,588
- It'll be back in
there after the wedding.

1030
00:50:49,588 --> 00:50:53,175
- Put them on, I'm tired
of taking shit for you.

1031
00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:55,010
You're all snickering behind my back,

1032
00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,304
they thought that I was like you,

1033
00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,765
but I treated you right, didn't I?

1034
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:00,849
I did my job.

1035
00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:04,644
What's gonna be my legacy now?

1036
00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:08,648
A goddamn busted shooting
and a crooked partner.

1037
00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:14,905
- Two weeks, I promise it
will be back in the box.

1038
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,406
My wedding gift is a
loan, it will cover it.

1039
00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:19,409
- The grand jury date is tomorrow,

1040
00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:21,244
it's gotta be back tomorrow.

1041
00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:23,038
- Why the hell so soon?

1042
00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:23,872
- I don't know,

1043
00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:27,084
I don't question what
the DA's office is doing.

1044
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,794
But one thing I know for
sure, you're going to jail

1045
00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:32,047
if it's not back there tomorrow morning.

1046
00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:33,757
- I can apologize.

1047
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:37,552
- Apologize? What, are
you stupid? You idiot.

1048
00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:42,432
You got $20,000 in small bills
you can put in there tonight?

1049
00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:43,600
- No.

1050
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:47,979
- Bills with cocaine
sprinkled on them, huh?

1051
00:51:47,979 --> 00:51:50,023
Because you know they can test for that.

1052
00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:51,775
- [Dina] Officers?

1053
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,859
- What did you do with the money, Davy?

1054
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:56,530
What, you spent on that
faggot, gay wedding?

1055
00:51:57,614 --> 00:51:58,448
- No.

1056
00:51:59,407 --> 00:52:01,493
- Well, what then, the ring?

1057
00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,620
- I told you, it's zirconium.

1058
00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:07,249
- Then what? What did
you do with the $20,000?

1059
00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:08,917
- It's supposed to be a surprise.

1060
00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:09,835
- Surprise?

1061
00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:14,089
- I bought you teeth.

1062
00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:19,094
(calm music playing)

1063
00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:20,095
- Me? Teeth?

1064
00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:27,352
- Yeah, a retirement present,
and fucking expensive too.

1065
00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:33,400
Implants, crowns, I just
wanted you to be able

1066
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,069
to fucking chew in your old age.

1067
00:52:37,362 --> 00:52:39,614
- Officers.
- Officers.

1068
00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:41,241
- What?
- What?

1069
00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:43,451
- I do people favors.

1070
00:52:43,451 --> 00:52:44,411
- What?

1071
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:48,790
- $20,000, in small bills,
with a taste of cocaine,

1072
00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:50,250
it's not a big deal.

1073
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,502
- Yes, we do people favors.

1074
00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:57,591
Did you need that tonight
or tomorrow morning?

1075
00:52:57,591 --> 00:53:00,510
(enchanting music)

1076
00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:08,310
- So years ago, I'm buying a car,

1077
00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:09,895
and this old salesman comes out to me

1078
00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,730
and I recognize him right off.

1079
00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:14,441
'Cause he was famous from
doing commercials years before,

1080
00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:17,152
you know with the shtick
and the bikini models,

1081
00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:18,361
and the crocodile and the bear,

1082
00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:20,572
you know him if you saw him.

1083
00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:24,409
But I also remembered, that
he was convicted of fraud

1084
00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:27,162
and went to jail, so
I knew he was a crook.

1085
00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:29,372
But I still ended up buying
a car from him anyway

1086
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:32,292
because he convinced
me it was a great deal.

1087
00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:35,629
Some people, can get away with anything.

1088
00:53:37,505 --> 00:53:39,966
- Are you gonna show that to anyone?

1089
00:53:39,966 --> 00:53:41,718
- Well, you always wanna
upload it to the cloud,

1090
00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:45,555
but I have better things
I can put on YouTube.

1091
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:49,142
Can I have my phone back?

1092
00:53:50,852 --> 00:53:51,686
Oh.

1093
00:53:54,272 --> 00:53:56,816
(speaking in foreign language)

1094
00:53:56,816 --> 00:53:59,444
- I want you to meet my
beautiful real estate agent.

1095
00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:01,863
- [Kasha] Hey, you back there.

1096
00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:03,990
Yeah, can you get out of the way, please?

1097
00:54:03,990 --> 00:54:04,824
Thanks.

1098
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:07,702
- You know what, why don't
you take it on my phone?

1099
00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:09,829
- [Nate] Gun, gun, gun!

1100
00:54:09,829 --> 00:54:10,872
(gunshot)

1101
00:54:10,872 --> 00:54:12,874
(thuds)

1102
00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:15,502
- What the hell?

1103
00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:20,423
- You okay, partner?

1104
00:54:20,423 --> 00:54:21,424
- Holy shit.

1105
00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:23,635
Hey.

1106
00:54:29,307 --> 00:54:32,978
(enchanting guitar playing)

1107
00:54:51,246 --> 00:54:53,581
- My mother once asked when
I was gonna get married,

1108
00:54:53,581 --> 00:54:55,834
and I said, "When I
meet the perfect girl."

1109
00:54:55,834 --> 00:54:58,295
She said, "Well, I guess
you're never gonna get married,

1110
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,880
'cause the perfect girl is
looking for the perfect guy."

1111
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,173
Thanks mom.

1112
00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:05,343
(phone rings)

1113
00:55:05,343 --> 00:55:06,261
- Bergen's.

1114
00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:08,596
Yeah, but we got a lot of assholes here,

1115
00:55:08,596 --> 00:55:10,932
this one got a name?

1116
00:55:10,932 --> 00:55:12,350
Yeah, he is here.

1117
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,353
One thing, is that life is about choices.

1118
00:55:15,353 --> 00:55:17,063
Now, some choices don't make
a big difference at all,

1119
00:55:17,063 --> 00:55:18,898
Coke, Pepsi, but other choices,

1120
00:55:18,898 --> 00:55:20,942
you gotta live with your entire life.

1121
00:55:20,942 --> 00:55:24,863
But you still have to make the
choice or you have no life.

1122
00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:27,824
It's just making the right
choice, that's so damn hard.

1123
00:55:27,824 --> 00:55:29,159
Phone, good sir.

1124
00:55:31,453 --> 00:55:32,996
Enjoy.

1125
00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:34,122
- Hello?

1126
00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:36,791
- I am a man who believes in karma.

1127
00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:40,337
You do me nice, I'll do the same for you,

1128
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,422
but if you do me wrong...

1129
00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:44,883
- Viktor, I didn't know she
was your girlfriend, man.

1130
00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:48,261
- Kasha? She is not girlfriend,

1131
00:55:48,261 --> 00:55:50,680
she's my niece, she's family.

1132
00:55:51,973 --> 00:55:55,060
And I like my niece, you not so much.

1133
00:55:57,771 --> 00:56:00,523
- You're holding me up for
money for hitting on your niece?

1134
00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:04,778
- Holding you up? You think
I'm that kind of a person?

1135
00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:08,156
The money is not for
me, it's for my friend,

1136
00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:10,617
the real estate agent, Didi.

1137
00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:14,913
You treated her badly
and you damaged her car.

1138
00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:16,956
- But you pounded my head into her hood.

1139
00:56:16,956 --> 00:56:20,335
- But you were responsible,
it was your car,

1140
00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:22,003
you have to pay.

1141
00:56:22,003 --> 00:56:25,173
Please, put the money in
a paper bag, not plastic,

1142
00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:26,966
it's best for animals.

1143
00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:28,802
I will be coming soon.

1144
00:56:29,677 --> 00:56:32,931
Don't disappoint me, do you understand?

1145
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:43,483
("Just This Side Of
Insane, Keaton Simons")

1146
00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:47,612
♪ Get me a girl in skin tight jeans ♪

1147
00:56:47,612 --> 00:56:50,532
♪ Complicated, kind of mean ♪

1148
00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:51,825
♪ Her fuse is short ♪

1149
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:56,246
♪ Her legs are long ♪

1150
00:56:56,246 --> 00:57:01,251
♪ She's crazy, oh, oh so deranged ♪

1151
00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:04,921
♪ Crazy, just this side of insane ♪

1152
00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:07,590
(coins clatter)

1153
00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:10,844
(sighs)

1154
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:13,513
- Got enough?

1155
00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:15,682
- Almost.

1156
00:57:23,314 --> 00:57:24,149
Thanks.

1157
00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:31,030
(phone rings)

1158
00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:33,491
- I have it, I have your money.

1159
00:57:33,491 --> 00:57:36,703
- What money? Is this all about money?

1160
00:57:36,703 --> 00:57:37,537
(sighs)

1161
00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:38,371
- Hi, mom.

1162
00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:39,330
- If it's money you need,

1163
00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:41,541
now, you know your father
and I, we can help out.

1164
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:45,545
- It's not money. Like I
said, I'm just not ready.

1165
00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:48,631
- You can't just tell her
you will, and then you won't.

1166
00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:52,010
I didn't bring up that kind of person.

1167
00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:54,137
- Maybe it's something psychological.

1168
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:56,014
- I'm not crazy, dad.

1169
00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:58,433
- Is there a problem in the bedroom?

1170
00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:00,351
- I'm not talking about
my sex life with you.

1171
00:58:00,351 --> 00:58:02,770
- Okay then, talk to your father.

1172
00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:04,731
- Men can have trouble
with erections, Milo,

1173
00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:06,107
at any time of their life.

1174
00:58:06,107 --> 00:58:08,193
- Dad, I can get...

1175
00:58:08,193 --> 00:58:09,903
I can get an erection.

1176
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:12,113
- Well then, if you can
get an erection, Milo,

1177
00:58:12,113 --> 00:58:13,698
what's the problem, baby, huh?

1178
00:58:13,698 --> 00:58:16,534
- Mom, it's not about sex. The sex is...

1179
00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:17,994
- Where are you, Milo?

1180
00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:21,289
- I'm at Bergen's, having a
drink, working on business.

1181
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:24,250
- This is something we need
to talk about, face to face.

1182
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:25,460
- I don't wanna talk about it.

1183
00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:28,463
- Stay there, we're on our way.

1184
00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:29,464
(sighs)

1185
00:58:29,464 --> 00:58:33,051
- Thank you, Jesus, he
can get an erection.

1186
00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:36,513
- Fuck.

1187
00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:42,018
- Do you mind company?

1188
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:44,854
- I think I'll pass.

1189
00:58:44,854 --> 00:58:49,192
I'm expecting people,
including your friend, Viktor.

1190
00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:52,987
- He can overreact.

1191
00:58:56,991 --> 00:58:57,825
- Okay.

1192
00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:00,370
- It's okay, sit.

1193
00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:07,043
- You look like you needed a beer.

1194
00:59:08,503 --> 00:59:10,672
(sighs contentedly)

1195
00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:12,006
No, no, no, it's okay.

1196
00:59:12,006 --> 00:59:13,049
- You were counting pennies, take it.

1197
00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:16,386
- No, I don't need your
money. It was an experiment.

1198
00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:19,180
- What kind of experiment?

1199
00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:22,183
- Well, men have been taking
care of me my whole life,

1200
00:59:22,183 --> 00:59:26,354
I just wanted to see if I
could make it on my own.

1201
00:59:27,438 --> 00:59:28,273
Thank you.

1202
00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:30,567
Yes.

1203
00:59:35,613 --> 00:59:38,199
You get hungry standing on corners.

1204
00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:41,369
- So how much can you
make, standing on corners?

1205
00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:43,955
- Some people make thousands begging,

1206
00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:46,624
lots more than working a nine to five.

1207
00:59:46,624 --> 00:59:47,709
- [Milo] Standing on corners.

1208
00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:49,961
- Yeah, you just gotta
figure out the right tack,

1209
00:59:49,961 --> 00:59:51,713
and the right corner.

1210
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,091
- It's not gonna be good for a baby.

1211
00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,175
- Whose baby?

1212
00:59:58,761 --> 01:00:01,139
Oh,
(chuckles)

1213
01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:03,349
Do I look like that
much of a loser to you?

1214
01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:07,437
I'm not homeless or pregnant,
that's just my signage.

1215
01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:08,688
Homeless gets you coin,

1216
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:11,858
homeless and pregnant gets you paper.

1217
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:13,693
- So, you're scamming people.

1218
01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:17,530
- Oh, what? Like you
never break the rules?

1219
01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:21,200
- And panhandling, that's your plan

1220
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,286
- Until I catch my break.

1221
01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:28,499
I'm a singer, and a
songwriter, and an actress.

1222
01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:31,544
- It's tough business.

1223
01:00:31,544 --> 01:00:34,714
You gotta be at the right
place, the right time,

1224
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:37,383
you gotta have talent.

1225
01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:39,969
- What makes you think I don't?

1226
01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:42,889
- I don't mean to say you're not talented,

1227
01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:45,391
you're probably very talented.

1228
01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:48,853
You've got the look.

1229
01:00:48,853 --> 01:00:49,687
- Uh-hum.

1230
01:00:51,147 --> 01:00:54,067
And what is it you like looking at?

1231
01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:57,195
- I'm not going there.

1232
01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:58,363
- Going where?

1233
01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:02,492
(phone buzzes)

1234
01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:05,036
(sighs)

1235
01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:05,870
They're on their way.

1236
01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:06,704
- Who?

1237
01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:09,832
- My mom and dad.

1238
01:01:14,962 --> 01:01:18,174
Yeah, I'm always talking to
them in uppercase letters,

1239
01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:22,220
everything is loud, I have to tone down.

1240
01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:25,598
- What message were you
trying to get across?

1241
01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:26,766
- I'm engaged.

1242
01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:31,479
The wedding is in two weeks.

1243
01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:32,980
- Congratulations.

1244
01:01:34,565 --> 01:01:38,403
- Don't congratulate
me, I'm breaking it off.

1245
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:41,614
And my parents are not happy about it.

1246
01:01:41,614 --> 01:01:42,448
- Sorry.

1247
01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:46,744
- Don't be, it's the right thing to do.

1248
01:01:46,744 --> 01:01:48,079
- What happened?

1249
01:01:49,914 --> 01:01:50,748
(sighs)

1250
01:01:50,748 --> 01:01:55,461
- Nothing happened, I just
don't think she's one.

1251
01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:57,964
- How long have you been going together?

1252
01:01:57,964 --> 01:01:58,881
- 10 years.

1253
01:02:00,591 --> 01:02:03,886
- What? It took you 10 years to figure out

1254
01:02:03,886 --> 01:02:05,888
she's not the one.

1255
01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:07,598
- Is this is a rehearsal
for what my mother will say?

1256
01:02:07,598 --> 01:02:08,766
- No, no, but,

1257
01:02:10,351 --> 01:02:13,813
you're probably gonna fuck this girl up.

1258
01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:14,647
- She'll bounce back.

1259
01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:17,483
(sneering)

1260
01:02:17,483 --> 01:02:20,027
- How did you let it get that far?

1261
01:02:20,027 --> 01:02:23,364
- She was always the girlfriend, steady,

1262
01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:27,118
the one I took to the prom.

1263
01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:28,911
(enchanting music playing)

1264
01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:32,331
I still remember, she wore this backless,

1265
01:02:32,331 --> 01:02:34,167
strapless, blue thing.

1266
01:02:37,795 --> 01:02:40,381
After high school we
both went separate ways,

1267
01:02:40,381 --> 01:02:43,384
different colleges, different towns.

1268
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,805
Years ago, we made a vow that
if neither of us were married

1269
01:02:47,805 --> 01:02:51,267
by the time we were 30,
we would marry each other.

1270
01:02:51,267 --> 01:02:53,060
(chuckles)

1271
01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:54,395
That was stupid.

1272
01:02:56,481 --> 01:03:00,026
But every now and then we bring it up,

1273
01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:01,861
just joking, you know?

1274
01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:08,785
Last month she turned 30, and
when she brought it up again,

1275
01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:12,914
(moaning)
- You wanna get married?

1276
01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:15,958
- Yeah.
(moaning)

1277
01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:16,876
- Romantic.

1278
01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:21,214
- You know when you meet a girl,

1279
01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:22,507
and you bring her home to mom and dad,

1280
01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,134
you want them to like her.

1281
01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:27,345
My parents, they love Evie.

1282
01:03:30,431 --> 01:03:34,268
They say when you meet
the right one you know,

1283
01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:38,856
I don't know, so I'm
thinking it's not love.

1284
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:43,611
- Maybe you just like to fuck around.

1285
01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:45,571
There's nothing wrong
with that, just admit it.

1286
01:03:45,571 --> 01:03:48,658
- No, it's not... I mean, yes, but...

1287
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,619
I just think it is time to settle down.

1288
01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:55,748
- Oh, who's that talking now? Your mother?

1289
01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:58,501
- What if Evie is the right one?

1290
01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:01,087
And I'm just too dense to figure it out.

1291
01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,338
- Mh-hm.
- I don't know.

1292
01:04:02,338 --> 01:04:04,882
- Bullshit, you know.

1293
01:04:04,882 --> 01:04:08,636
There has gotta be something
that turns you off,

1294
01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:09,554
what is it?

1295
01:04:11,889 --> 01:04:15,685
- You know, I don't really know you,

1296
01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:19,438
I really don't wanna
talk about this anymore.

1297
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:26,654
- Like it?

1298
01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:29,407
- Beautiful.

1299
01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:31,909
- Thanks, I love nice jewelry.

1300
01:04:33,077 --> 01:04:34,829
It's expensive, I could live for a year

1301
01:04:34,829 --> 01:04:36,664
off of what this cost.

1302
01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:39,709
- A gift from a boyfriend.

1303
01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:41,127
- No, I stole it,

1304
01:04:42,461 --> 01:04:45,047
from my aunt.
(chuckles)

1305
01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,173
She never missed it.

1306
01:04:46,173 --> 01:04:47,466
You know, some people have too much money

1307
01:04:47,466 --> 01:04:49,218
and too much jewelry.

1308
01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:55,725
I was raped when I was 16.

1309
01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:01,606
- I'm sorry.

1310
01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,067
I don't know what to say.

1311
01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:09,363
- You don't have say
anything, I'm over it.

1312
01:05:09,363 --> 01:05:10,489
Well, I'm not over it,

1313
01:05:10,489 --> 01:05:14,076
but at least I didn't
turn gay or celibate.

1314
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,957
So what is it that you
don't wanna talk about?

1315
01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:27,256
Come on, talk to me.

1316
01:05:29,550 --> 01:05:33,638
It'll be good to get what's inside, out.

1317
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:34,722
- Okay.

1318
01:05:34,722 --> 01:05:35,556
- Yeah.

1319
01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:43,230
- What bothers me about
Evie, she's freaky.

1320
01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:48,569
- Oh, kinky sex?

1321
01:05:48,569 --> 01:05:51,739
- No, I'm not talking about this with you.

1322
01:05:51,739 --> 01:05:53,783
- Oh, I touched a nerve there, did I?

1323
01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:56,869
- No, the sex is okay. It's not that.

1324
01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,122
- Then what is it?

1325
01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:05,294
- She doesn't like to kiss.

1326
01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:06,587
- That's it?

1327
01:06:06,587 --> 01:06:10,007
- And her mouth doesn't go anywhere else.

1328
01:06:11,717 --> 01:06:14,053
- Oh, so you're gonna tell your parents

1329
01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:15,346
that you're breaking off an engagement

1330
01:06:15,346 --> 01:06:17,056
because she won't go down on you.

1331
01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:18,057
(chuckles)

1332
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:21,435
- No, that's not what I'm gonna say.

1333
01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:24,355
And that's not it, it's other stuff too.

1334
01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:26,107
- Like what?

1335
01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:30,111
- I've written poetry,
like raps to other girls,

1336
01:06:32,196 --> 01:06:33,864
I've never written her one.

1337
01:06:33,864 --> 01:06:35,449
- So write one.

1338
01:06:35,449 --> 01:06:37,326
- I'm not inspired.

1339
01:06:37,326 --> 01:06:41,580
- Okay. So if you can't
say it, rap it, or kiss it,

1340
01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:47,294
maybe it isn't love.

1341
01:06:47,294 --> 01:06:51,966
But what are you gonna tell
her after 10 years of waiting?

1342
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:52,800
- You're not helping.

1343
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,635
- I'm just being real.

1344
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,389
Now, if we could get her to hate you

1345
01:06:58,389 --> 01:06:59,849
for something other than ruining

1346
01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:02,685
the happiest moment of her life...

1347
01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:07,815
(phone buzzing)

1348
01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:10,693
Is that them?

1349
01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:12,945
- Yep, they're parking now.

1350
01:07:14,488 --> 01:07:16,490
Shit, Evie's coming too.

1351
01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:23,539
- Oh okay, um, let me clean
this place up a bit for you.

1352
01:07:23,789 --> 01:07:25,374
- No, don't bother.

1353
01:07:29,712 --> 01:07:30,713
- Good luck.

1354
01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:37,928
(enchanting guitar playing)

1355
01:07:37,928 --> 01:07:38,929
- I didn't want it to be like this,

1356
01:07:38,929 --> 01:07:40,806
I just... One step at a time!

1357
01:07:40,806 --> 01:07:42,308
- She has a dress, I have a dress,

1358
01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:44,518
we have people coming from out of state.

1359
01:07:44,518 --> 01:07:46,145
- When were you going to tell me?

1360
01:07:46,145 --> 01:07:49,982
- I understand marriage
responsibility, it's scary.

1361
01:07:49,982 --> 01:07:52,318
- People have plane
tickets, non-refundable.

1362
01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:53,527
- If it's something I did.

1363
01:07:53,527 --> 01:07:55,154
- No, nothing like that.

1364
01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:57,448
- I didn't do anything
wrong other than love you.

1365
01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:59,575
- It's me, not you. I'm just not sure.

1366
01:07:59,575 --> 01:08:00,659
- You've got dozens of girls

1367
01:08:00,659 --> 01:08:02,578
and you always come back to Evie.

1368
01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:05,498
- Just tell me, what is it, really?

1369
01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,334
- I can't write you poetry.

1370
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:11,003
- Are you nuts? They
have homework for that.

1371
01:08:11,003 --> 01:08:13,964
- Okay, so you're not a poet,
but we're good for each other.

1372
01:08:13,964 --> 01:08:16,008
- I just think we're rushing into this,

1373
01:08:16,008 --> 01:08:17,134
I think we should wait.

1374
01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:20,095
- It took you three weeks
to pick out napkin rings,

1375
01:08:20,095 --> 01:08:22,223
and you think we're rushing?

1376
01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:25,768
- I thought we could take
a trip to Vegas or Hawaii,

1377
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:26,852
sort it all out.

1378
01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:30,064
- You think you can dis-invite 200 people

1379
01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:32,398
and Evie's gonna wait?

1380
01:08:32,398 --> 01:08:35,736
- I wanna be with you, but I can't wait.

1381
01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:41,908
- Please, don't make it now or never.

1382
01:08:43,994 --> 01:08:47,372
- You think you have a lot
of time for choices, Milo,

1383
01:08:47,372 --> 01:08:51,252
sometimes you only have a
moment to make the right one.

1384
01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:54,337
- We were teenagers at prom,

1385
01:08:54,337 --> 01:08:58,217
and it was a night, a
first for the both of us.

1386
01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:02,971
And we were both nervous and
awkward, but then we kissed,

1387
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:09,310
and it was more than just a kiss.

1388
01:09:09,310 --> 01:09:12,481
You felt it then, and you know it now.

1389
01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:17,653
Milo, it's now or never.

1390
01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:21,407
Do you love me or not?

1391
01:09:33,335 --> 01:09:34,253
- Yes, yes.

1392
01:09:49,559 --> 01:09:52,146
♪ Get me a girl in skintight jeans ♪

1393
01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:55,816
♪ Complicated, kind of mean ♪

1394
01:09:57,735 --> 01:09:58,903
- Hello, Milo.

1395
01:10:00,654 --> 01:10:05,659
♪ She's crazy, oh, oh, so deranged ♪

1396
01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:10,581
♪ Crazy, just this side of insane ♪

1397
01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:16,879
I'm Courtney. Milo, has
told me so much about you.

1398
01:10:17,838 --> 01:10:19,924
(scoffs)

1399
01:10:22,968 --> 01:10:25,387
There you go, problem solved.

1400
01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:28,724
- Evie, I can explain, she's an actress.

1401
01:10:31,977 --> 01:10:35,397
- Now, there is a mischief maker for you.

1402
01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:40,193
(chuckles)

1403
01:10:40,193 --> 01:10:42,529
Don't forget your doggy bag.

1404
01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:54,458
We all want a devil for under the sheets.

1405
01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:56,377
Saints? For dashboards.

1406
01:10:57,670 --> 01:11:00,089
Is it because life is basically so boring

1407
01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,716
that we need people
like her to spice it up?

1408
01:11:02,716 --> 01:11:04,718
'Cause I know you can
find joy in doing things

1409
01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:05,803
you're not supposed to do,

1410
01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:09,056
but sometimes there's the devil to pay.

1411
01:11:12,226 --> 01:11:15,312
(calm music playing)

1412
01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:32,454
- All right, let's lock it up.

1413
01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:33,789
- Will do, boss.

1414
01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:39,169
(door shuts)

1415
01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:52,683
What?

1416
01:11:54,559 --> 01:11:55,894
Go ahead, judge.

1417
01:11:58,522 --> 01:12:02,443
You can love me, you can
hate me, I don't care.

1418
01:12:03,693 --> 01:12:05,612
I just wanna feel good.

1419
01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:13,370
For just a few minutes, feel
good about myself, my life.

1420
01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:19,626
'cause it's easy to feel
good if you've got money,

1421
01:12:19,626 --> 01:12:23,547
love, sex, family, I haven't
got any of those things.

1422
01:12:23,547 --> 01:12:24,548
All I got...

1423
01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:29,928
And I bet looking down on me

1424
01:12:29,928 --> 01:12:33,474
makes you feel pretty good
about yourself, doesn't it?

1425
01:12:33,474 --> 01:12:34,850
Because no matter how bad it gets for you

1426
01:12:34,850 --> 01:12:38,145
you can always say, at
least I'm not that guy,

1427
01:12:38,145 --> 01:12:40,397
at least I'm not a druggie.

1428
01:12:44,276 --> 01:12:45,693
The way I see it,

1429
01:12:46,987 --> 01:12:49,239
I'm doing a public service.

1430
01:12:55,871 --> 01:12:58,540
(siren wailing)

1431
01:13:02,335 --> 01:13:04,380
- [Man On Radio] Go ahead.

1432
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,799
(door opens)

1433
01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:09,468
- [Paramedic] How long has he been down?

1434
01:13:09,468 --> 01:13:11,553
- I'm not sure, I came back
because I forgot something

1435
01:13:11,553 --> 01:13:12,971
and I found him right there.

1436
01:13:12,971 --> 01:13:13,806
- [Paramedic] Is he breathing?

1437
01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:15,724
- [Murray] I don't know

1438
01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,400
- Hey, what's going on?

1439
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,152
(dramatic music)

1440
01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,239
What happened?

1441
01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:32,950
- [Nana] Jacob?

1442
01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:35,494
- Hello?

1443
01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:41,541
I'm sorry ma'am, we're closed.

1444
01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:48,507
- Hello, sweetheart.

1445
01:14:00,352 --> 01:14:02,646
Don't be scared, Jacob. Sit.

1446
01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:11,362
- You look just like my nana.

1447
01:14:11,362 --> 01:14:12,990
- Yeah.

1448
01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:15,242
- I'm sorry, this is weird.

1449
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:17,577
I'm stoned

1450
01:14:17,577 --> 01:14:20,414
- No, it's all right. I am your nana.

1451
01:14:20,414 --> 01:14:21,540
- [Speed] You're not my nana.

1452
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:24,626
- Not your Nana? Who else would I be?

1453
01:14:25,585 --> 01:14:27,880
- We buried her, I was at her funeral.

1454
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:32,718
- Yeah, I know. And everybody
had such nice things to say,

1455
01:14:34,594 --> 01:14:38,764
even your cousin, Joey, he never
had a nice word for anybody

1456
01:14:38,764 --> 01:14:40,434
- Lady, who are you?

1457
01:14:43,061 --> 01:14:44,353
- I'm your nana.

1458
01:14:47,065 --> 01:14:49,568
- Oh my God, Nana.
(chuckling)

1459
01:14:49,568 --> 01:14:52,404
Who did we bury? I'll go tell mom.

1460
01:14:53,780 --> 01:14:58,076
- I'm the nana, whose chocolate
chipped cookies you loved,

1461
01:14:58,076 --> 01:15:00,996
the soft gluey ones, huh?

1462
01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:04,500
Who bought you your graduation suit?

1463
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:09,004
Or worried about that big,
red birthmark on your tush.

1464
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,800
- I gotta go call mom.

1465
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,803
- All right, Jacob, I'm not
gonna beat around the bush.

1466
01:15:16,803 --> 01:15:17,638
(Speed stammering)

1467
01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:19,306
- [Speed] Look, I'll call her.

1468
01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:20,139
- Jacob?

1469
01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,809
(dramatic music)

1470
01:15:25,853 --> 01:15:28,106
Who the hell are you?

1471
01:15:28,106 --> 01:15:31,860
- Hell? No, that's not
me, I'm not from hell.

1472
01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:35,489
There is no hell.

1473
01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:40,994
But like I said, I'll
get right to the point,

1474
01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:44,581
without being mysterious.

1475
01:15:51,046 --> 01:15:52,047
You're dead.

1476
01:15:53,173 --> 01:15:54,675
- What?

1477
01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:57,219
- Right now you'll
probably think you're high,

1478
01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:58,554
but you're dead.

1479
01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,181
They'll be bringing your body

1480
01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:04,309
out of the restroom momentarily.

1481
01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:07,353
- Ugh, what a day this has been.

1482
01:16:07,353 --> 01:16:11,817
An hour ago, this lady
on a train in St. Louis,

1483
01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:13,318
she drops dead,

1484
01:16:13,318 --> 01:16:15,821
I was in such a rush I
didn't have time to eat.

1485
01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:20,576
She was young, 50, but she
had family history, you know

1486
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:22,661
high blood pressure, diabetes,

1487
01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:25,205
she has a time bomb, she just went off.

1488
01:16:25,205 --> 01:16:27,958
So I had to get to her first, but you,

1489
01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:30,919
we had a whole team on
standby waiting for you,

1490
01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:34,339
for a long, long time, you were expected.

1491
01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:37,800
I don't know, Jacob,

1492
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:40,637
a lot of people went way
out of their way for you.

1493
01:16:40,637 --> 01:16:42,973
They gave love, money, time,

1494
01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:49,396
we all thought you're
gonna clean up your act.

1495
01:16:52,773 --> 01:16:55,277
- No, no, no, no, this is fucked.

1496
01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:59,072
- Jacob, where'd you learn such language?

1497
01:16:59,072 --> 01:17:03,744
You don't talk like that
to your nana, to anybody.

1498
01:17:03,744 --> 01:17:04,745
- Fuck.

1499
01:17:04,745 --> 01:17:06,788
- Your nana's right,
the word is offensive.

1500
01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:10,250
So let's begin again,
and you needn't worry,

1501
01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:14,212
I'm not that grim reaper
they show in the movies,

1502
01:17:14,212 --> 01:17:16,048
what a joke.

1503
01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:17,466
- This is a joke.

1504
01:17:21,511 --> 01:17:24,014
- I don't joke, I'm not funny.

1505
01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:29,394
It's only that I've found over the years,

1506
01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:33,940
that it's best to first
put my subjects at ease.

1507
01:17:33,940 --> 01:17:34,858
- Subjects?

1508
01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:36,818
- Of all your family,

1509
01:17:36,818 --> 01:17:41,239
you've always felt most
comfortable with your nana,

1510
01:17:41,239 --> 01:17:44,493
a so lovely woman, good heart,

1511
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,827
dreadful taste in perfume.

1512
01:17:46,827 --> 01:17:50,040
- I just wanna know what's
going on here, okay?

1513
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,833
- Go see for yourself.

1514
01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:00,967
(suspenseful music)

1515
01:18:00,967 --> 01:18:03,553
- [Paramedics] One, two, three.

1516
01:18:05,263 --> 01:18:08,517
(somber music playing)

1517
01:18:19,027 --> 01:18:21,947
(door creaks open)

1518
01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:37,295
- Nana?

1519
01:18:48,974 --> 01:18:50,225
- Such a shame.

1520
01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:58,692
You want a sprinkled fried chicken?

1521
01:18:58,692 --> 01:19:00,943
They put a little honey in the butter,

1522
01:19:00,943 --> 01:19:03,196
like the kind I used to make.

1523
01:19:03,196 --> 01:19:05,615
(indistinct)

1524
01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:13,457
- All they had open was espino,

1525
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:17,252
it's not my favorite.

1526
01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:20,297
- I was just trying to get a little high.

1527
01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:21,298
Oh, come on.

1528
01:19:25,802 --> 01:19:29,681
- Jacob, I know it's all very disturbing,

1529
01:19:29,681 --> 01:19:31,850
but what can you do?

1530
01:19:31,850 --> 01:19:35,228
We thought you'd grow out of it,

1531
01:19:35,228 --> 01:19:40,108
we thought you'd grow up
be a mitch, but you didn't.

1532
01:19:40,108 --> 01:19:43,528
And you know what you left behind? Guilt.

1533
01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:47,907
Everybody who loved you

1534
01:19:47,907 --> 01:19:51,452
they're now wondering if
they could have done more.

1535
01:19:51,452 --> 01:19:53,830
What could we have done?

1536
01:19:53,830 --> 01:19:55,707
You aren't our little guy anymore,

1537
01:19:55,707 --> 01:19:58,960
where we could tell you not
to put things in your mouth.

1538
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:02,880
And I heard you say you
had no love, no family,

1539
01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:07,302
you had both, you just slapped us away.

1540
01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,309
- I'm sorry, nana.

1541
01:20:18,271 --> 01:20:19,689
I didn't mean it.

1542
01:20:23,735 --> 01:20:25,320
I can change.

1543
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:27,239
(scoffs)

1544
01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:31,034
- No, no, no, no, no, no,
I want my nana, not you.

1545
01:20:31,034 --> 01:20:34,538
- You can't always have what you want.

1546
01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:38,959
You get one life, Jacob,
like most you squandered it.

1547
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:44,380
Most deaths are by suicide you know,

1548
01:20:44,380 --> 01:20:46,508
we don't believe it but it's true.

1549
01:20:46,508 --> 01:20:50,219
Quick with a gun, a bit
slower with a needle,

1550
01:20:51,721 --> 01:20:54,766
and sometimes they take years.

1551
01:20:54,766 --> 01:20:57,519
It's suicide by too much,

1552
01:20:57,519 --> 01:21:01,064
too much smoking, too much drinking.

1553
01:21:01,064 --> 01:21:03,817
We all know that death
is inevitable but...

1554
01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:05,986
I had this young fellow last week,

1555
01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:10,740
he went on and on about
how he was a vegetarian,

1556
01:21:10,740 --> 01:21:14,244
like broccoli has the key to immortality,

1557
01:21:14,244 --> 01:21:15,829
a really cocky guy.

1558
01:21:18,248 --> 01:21:20,500
- So there's no going back.

1559
01:21:23,753 --> 01:21:28,717
- Jacob, you always had a
good head on your shoulders,

1560
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,760
but not any smart.

1561
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:34,514
You understand what's going on
here, with this is all about?

1562
01:21:34,514 --> 01:21:37,183
Of course there's no going back.

1563
01:21:39,184 --> 01:21:41,271
I hate it when they ask that,

1564
01:21:41,271 --> 01:21:45,442
that vegetarian just wouldn't come along.

1565
01:21:45,442 --> 01:21:47,986
- Did he have a choice?

1566
01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:48,820
No, no, no, no,

1567
01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:51,489
I don't wanna talk to that
other woman please, just you.

1568
01:21:51,489 --> 01:21:56,327
- Jacob, even your nana likes
to put on a little lipstick.

1569
01:21:58,538 --> 01:22:02,834
- So I have a choice, I don't have to die.

1570
01:22:02,834 --> 01:22:05,253
- You like this color?

1571
01:22:05,253 --> 01:22:09,049
(speaking in foreign language)

1572
01:22:09,049 --> 01:22:11,718
Of course you'll have to die,

1573
01:22:11,718 --> 01:22:13,386
everyone has to die.

1574
01:22:14,304 --> 01:22:15,847
- But that guy, the vegetarian,

1575
01:22:15,847 --> 01:22:16,889
you said he wouldn't come along.

1576
01:22:16,889 --> 01:22:19,601
So what'd you do? Did you drag him out?

1577
01:22:19,601 --> 01:22:21,102
Take him to heaven, hell?

1578
01:22:21,102 --> 01:22:25,190
- I told you, there is no
hell, no heaven either.

1579
01:22:26,066 --> 01:22:27,651
- So what is there?

1580
01:22:29,152 --> 01:22:32,237
- Well, there's always fried chicken.

1581
01:22:35,825 --> 01:22:39,287
You people, you always
lose your sense of humor

1582
01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:40,956
in times like these.

1583
01:22:42,707 --> 01:22:43,541
Let's go.

1584
01:22:47,003 --> 01:22:49,089
- I'm not going anywhere.

1585
01:22:51,466 --> 01:22:52,592
(exclaiming excitedly)

1586
01:22:52,592 --> 01:22:53,843
Maybe I'm okay.

1587
01:22:56,304 --> 01:22:57,889
- Nope.

1588
01:22:57,889 --> 01:22:59,391
- How do you know?

1589
01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:04,145
- Who figures he'd die in my bar.

1590
01:23:05,146 --> 01:23:06,439
- You coming?

1591
01:23:06,439 --> 01:23:09,025
(upbeat music)

1592
01:23:10,735 --> 01:23:13,279
- Jacob, do you remember I told you

1593
01:23:13,279 --> 01:23:15,448
I used to be off a hoofer.

1594
01:23:17,575 --> 01:23:21,996
I did Broadway once when I
was 19, "West Side Story",

1595
01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:26,418
"The Chorus", (indistinct)

1596
01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:28,335
Oh, that was something.

1597
01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:32,298
But then I met you grandfather,

1598
01:23:32,298 --> 01:23:35,719
and family became another career.

1599
01:23:35,719 --> 01:23:38,471
But I was so disappointed in you.

1600
01:23:40,557 --> 01:23:42,642
- The drugs, the alcohol?

1601
01:23:42,642 --> 01:23:45,937
Well, yeah, but I was disappointed

1602
01:23:45,937 --> 01:23:50,525
because you never let me
teach you how to dance.

1603
01:23:50,525 --> 01:23:52,610
- I know how to dance.

1604
01:23:52,610 --> 01:23:56,281
- What, the gyrating business?
Where nobody touches.

1605
01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:58,867
(upbeat music)

1606
01:24:02,327 --> 01:24:03,913
Look how sexy I am.

1607
01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:09,544
That's not dancing, it's a show.

1608
01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:13,798
Dancing, real dancing, is
two people, hand in hand.

1609
01:24:14,674 --> 01:24:16,593
It's a tandem,

1610
01:24:16,593 --> 01:24:17,594
(enchanting music)

1611
01:24:17,594 --> 01:24:19,471
and it's romantic.

1612
01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:22,849
If you danced, really danced with a girl,

1613
01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:25,309
maybe you'd have a girl,

1614
01:24:25,309 --> 01:24:28,688
maybe things would have
turned out different.

1615
01:24:28,688 --> 01:24:30,732
Dance with me, Jacob.

1616
01:24:30,732 --> 01:24:33,651
(enchanting music)

1617
01:24:41,409 --> 01:24:45,914
- Oh Jacob, I want you to
be happy with this business.

1618
01:24:46,956 --> 01:24:48,041
- Happy?

1619
01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:49,416
- Sure.

1620
01:24:49,416 --> 01:24:52,796
- Why would I be happy to be dead?

1621
01:24:52,796 --> 01:24:56,299
- Well, for some it's better than life.

1622
01:24:56,299 --> 01:24:59,469
- But I don't wanna be
dead, I have a girlfriend,

1623
01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:01,596
we were gonna have kids.

1624
01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:04,849
- Now, I know you haven't a girlfriend,

1625
01:25:05,892 --> 01:25:07,977
I'm death, I know things.

1626
01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:13,691
But, if you wanna tango with death.

1627
01:25:13,691 --> 01:25:16,277
(upbeat music)

1628
01:25:21,491 --> 01:25:23,034
- I never traveled much,

1629
01:25:23,034 --> 01:25:24,827
there's a lot of places
I never got to see.

1630
01:25:24,827 --> 01:25:27,121
- If you lived to be 100,
they'd be places you would say

1631
01:25:27,121 --> 01:25:29,249
you didn't get to see, that's life,

1632
01:25:29,249 --> 01:25:31,166
it's always incomplete.

1633
01:25:35,421 --> 01:25:37,298
- But for some people, like me,

1634
01:25:37,298 --> 01:25:40,093
it's more incomplete than ever.

1635
01:25:40,093 --> 01:25:41,511
- Don't get me wrong,

1636
01:25:41,511 --> 01:25:46,099
I commiserate, but the death
was your choice, not mine.

1637
01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:48,351
- I didn't plan it.

1638
01:25:48,351 --> 01:25:51,938
- Oh, come on, you're not
dumb, you knew the risks.

1639
01:25:51,938 --> 01:25:55,608
It's not like you tripped
in front of a bus.

1640
01:25:56,609 --> 01:25:58,443
- I can't just take all
the moments of my life

1641
01:25:58,443 --> 01:26:01,865
and put them in a box, and pick just one.

1642
01:26:05,034 --> 01:26:06,702
There's some things I had no control over,

1643
01:26:06,702 --> 01:26:10,039
and that should count for something.

1644
01:26:10,039 --> 01:26:11,541
Let's make a deal.

1645
01:26:13,041 --> 01:26:17,505
- Well, I'm sorry, it
doesn't work that way.

1646
01:26:17,505 --> 01:26:19,299
It's time to go.

1647
01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:22,677
(dramatic music)

1648
01:26:22,677 --> 01:26:25,305
- No, no, no, no, no, no, wait.

1649
01:26:25,305 --> 01:26:30,309
I deserve a second chance,
you can change the future.

1650
01:26:30,518 --> 01:26:34,105
I may not be perfect,
but let me try again.

1651
01:26:35,273 --> 01:26:39,693
- I'm sorry, I have other
appointments, other people,

1652
01:26:40,612 --> 01:26:43,948
I can't argue with you forever.

1653
01:26:43,948 --> 01:26:46,409
- Where are you going?

1654
01:26:46,409 --> 01:26:48,995
- Nolan's, guns make busy work.

1655
01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:58,213
It's ironic, you seem to
have spent your entire life

1656
01:27:00,130 --> 01:27:03,134
trying to avoid the real world,

1657
01:27:03,134 --> 01:27:07,472
always looking to go somewhere,
and you knew not where,

1658
01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:10,975
and now I wanna take you to another world,

1659
01:27:12,143 --> 01:27:13,853
and you don't wanna go.

1660
01:27:13,853 --> 01:27:16,356
(door creaks)

1661
01:27:16,356 --> 01:27:20,443
Well, I'm looking forward
to some good jambalaya.

1662
01:27:21,778 --> 01:27:24,530
(whooshing)

1663
01:27:24,530 --> 01:27:27,450
(enchanting music)

1664
01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:30,452
- [Man On Radio] Good job, 44,

1665
01:27:30,452 --> 01:27:32,121
let us know if there's any change.

1666
01:27:32,121 --> 01:27:34,207
See you in 10, peace out.

1667
01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:42,215
(enchanting music playing)

1668
01:27:52,642 --> 01:27:57,647
♪ Won't you say ♪

1669
01:27:58,231 --> 01:27:59,816
♪ Don't you say ♪

1670
01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:01,067
- [Woman] What?

1671
01:28:05,446 --> 01:28:06,614
- I can dance.

1672
01:28:12,912 --> 01:28:17,416
♪ When life takes a turn for worse ♪

1673
01:28:17,416 --> 01:28:22,171
♪ Remember this little verse ♪

1674
01:28:22,171 --> 01:28:27,175
♪ We all fall down ♪

1675
01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:30,305
♪ Don't you worry ♪

1676
01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:35,309
♪ No matter how hard we climb ♪

1677
01:28:37,603 --> 01:28:40,982
♪ Life will find a way ♪

1678
01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:44,152
♪ To kick our behinds ♪

1679
01:28:44,152 --> 01:28:48,531
♪ And so I am no better than you ♪

1680
01:28:48,531 --> 01:28:52,076
♪ Christians, Monks or Buddhist, Jew ♪

1681
01:28:52,076 --> 01:28:57,081
♪ We all fall down ♪

1682
01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:01,210
♪ Even you poster jerk ♪

1683
01:29:01,210 --> 01:29:06,215
♪ Chases debts and thinks
he's cool as Captain Cook ♪

1684
01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:11,679
♪ He will fall down ♪

1685
01:29:11,846 --> 01:29:13,681
♪ Don't you worry ♪

1686
01:29:13,681 --> 01:29:18,686
♪ 'Cause just when we
think we've arrived ♪

1687
01:29:21,147 --> 01:29:26,152
♪ Something really crappy
breaks our stride ♪

1688
01:29:30,573 --> 01:29:34,827
♪ And so pa pa pa ra pa pa pa ♪

1689
01:29:34,827 --> 01:29:38,246
♪ Pa pa ra pa pa pa pa pa ♪

1690
01:29:38,246 --> 01:29:41,125
♪ We all fall down ♪

1691
01:29:45,671 --> 01:29:48,508
(music interlude)

1692
01:30:00,686 --> 01:30:03,898
♪ Pa pa pa pa ra pa pa ♪

1693
01:30:03,898 --> 01:30:07,276
♪ Pa pa ra pa ra da da da ♪

1694
01:30:07,276 --> 01:30:12,281
♪ We all fall down ♪

1695
01:30:13,324 --> 01:30:18,329
♪ Don't you worry, we all fall down ♪

1696
01:30:20,331 --> 01:30:25,294
♪ Guaranteed, we all fall down ♪

1697
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:31,300
♪ Believe me, we all fall down ♪

1698
01:30:49,068 --> 01:30:51,654
(upbeat music)

1699
01:30:57,535 --> 01:31:02,540
♪ In the early morning
time, I think of you ♪

1700
01:31:03,749 --> 01:31:07,210
♪ And I don't even wanna breathe again ♪

1701
01:31:07,210 --> 01:31:09,630
♪ When I'm with you ♪

1702
01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:11,090
♪ Oh, oh, let's stay ♪

1703
01:31:11,090 --> 01:31:15,719
♪ I'll push it away ♪

1704
01:31:15,719 --> 01:31:17,346
♪ And the harder we try ♪

1705
01:31:17,346 --> 01:31:20,099
♪ The harder we cry ♪

1706
01:31:20,099 --> 01:31:23,769
♪ Still on the loose ♪

1707
01:31:23,769 --> 01:31:27,231
♪ Yeah, I know we'll make it through ♪

1708
01:31:27,231 --> 01:31:30,067
♪ I know that we'll get through ♪

1709
01:31:30,067 --> 01:31:35,072
♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪

1710
01:31:38,951 --> 01:31:42,455
♪ Toasted on the full moon ♪

1711
01:31:42,455 --> 01:31:45,833
♪ Thinking of you ♪

1712
01:31:45,833 --> 01:31:49,045
♪ Whether it's gonna be your way ♪

1713
01:31:49,045 --> 01:31:54,050
♪ I'll be there soon ♪

1714
01:31:57,594 --> 01:32:01,974
♪ And the harder we
try, the harder we cry ♪

1715
01:32:01,974 --> 01:32:05,186
♪ Still on the lose ♪

1716
01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:09,023
♪ Yeah I know we'll make it through ♪

1717
01:32:09,023 --> 01:32:11,651
♪ I know that we'll get through ♪

1718
01:32:11,651 --> 01:32:16,239
♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪

1719
01:32:47,103 --> 01:32:50,856
♪ Yeah I know we'll make it through ♪

1720
01:32:50,856 --> 01:32:53,568
♪ I know that we'll get through ♪

1721
01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:56,737
♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪

1722
01:32:56,737 --> 01:32:59,991
♪ Through black and blue ♪

1723
01:32:59,991 --> 01:33:03,160
♪ Yeah I know we'll make it through ♪

1724
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:06,496
♪ Yeah, I know we'll make it ♪

1725
01:33:06,496 --> 01:33:10,126
♪ I'll be there through black and blue ♪