WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:33.440 --> 00:00:35.376 All right, it's technically the 22nd day 4 00:00:35.409 --> 00:00:36.345 of Christmas. 5 00:00:36.378 --> 00:00:38.780 Santa is gearing up and so is traffic. 6 00:00:38.812 --> 00:00:40.848 Keep an eye out for lane closures on the 405 7 00:00:40.881 --> 00:00:43.451 and an overturned semi on the 110 near Rosemont. 8 00:00:43.485 --> 00:00:44.987 Uh-oh! 9 00:00:45.019 --> 00:00:46.530 We're taking your most embarrassing holiday stories, 10 00:00:46.554 --> 00:00:47.755 so give us a call. 11 00:00:47.789 --> 00:00:50.659 If Debby and the Squid like it, you might win VIP tickets 12 00:00:50.692 --> 00:00:53.095 to the Rose Bowl pre-show featuring Patti LaBelle 13 00:00:53.128 --> 00:00:54.628 and Lance Bass. 14 00:00:54.662 --> 00:00:56.131 - Russell. - Hey, Russ. 15 00:00:56.164 --> 00:00:57.631 How long you been driving for Jaunt? 16 00:00:57.665 --> 00:00:59.101 Oh, it's been around eight months. 17 00:00:59.134 --> 00:01:00.569 Oh. 18 00:01:00.601 --> 00:01:01.702 Got a little on the beard. 19 00:01:09.077 --> 00:01:10.412 You could just set it right there. 20 00:01:10.445 --> 00:01:11.847 I'm gonna put it up in a little bit. 21 00:01:14.681 --> 00:01:16.117 - You hangin' on that door? - Yeah. 22 00:01:16.151 --> 00:01:17.786 I thought it would look festive. 23 00:01:17.818 --> 00:01:19.153 Really festive. 24 00:01:20.187 --> 00:01:21.756 I really appreciate your help. 25 00:01:21.790 --> 00:01:23.859 Don't worry about it. Merry Christmas. 26 00:01:26.127 --> 00:01:27.127 Thanks. 27 00:02:41.535 --> 00:02:42.637 Charlotte? 28 00:02:42.937 --> 00:02:44.473 Who's asking? 29 00:02:44.505 --> 00:02:47.943 Uh, you called for a Jaunt, right? 30 00:02:47.975 --> 00:02:49.510 - Russell? - That's right. 31 00:02:58.018 --> 00:03:02.890 Do you have any water or lollies or anything? 32 00:03:02.924 --> 00:03:05.125 Okay, I've got some gum maybe. 33 00:03:05.158 --> 00:03:07.194 How how'd you get a 4.9 without the goodies? 34 00:03:08.428 --> 00:03:10.140 You might not be able to tell from the back of my head, 35 00:03:10.164 --> 00:03:12.234 but I'm charming as heck. 36 00:03:12.266 --> 00:03:13.901 We'll see about that. 37 00:03:14.201 --> 00:03:16.204 You're goin' to Atwater Village? 38 00:03:16.236 --> 00:03:17.271 Yep. 39 00:03:17.305 --> 00:03:19.641 Any route you want me to take or follow the GPS? 40 00:03:20.641 --> 00:03:21.942 Dealer's choice. 41 00:03:21.975 --> 00:03:23.044 You got it. 42 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:39.594 Music? No music. 43 00:03:39.627 --> 00:03:41.663 I have a USB if you wanna play your own stuff. 44 00:03:41.695 --> 00:03:43.898 - Do people actually do that? - Play their own stuff? 45 00:03:43.932 --> 00:03:45.133 Yeah. 46 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:46.767 Not really. 47 00:03:46.801 --> 00:03:47.903 That's too bad. 48 00:03:48.802 --> 00:03:49.704 I feel like it'd be interesting, you know, 49 00:03:49.737 --> 00:03:51.181 like, hearing all the embarrassing shit 50 00:03:51.205 --> 00:03:52.974 that comes on shuffle on people's phones. 51 00:03:53.006 --> 00:03:53.908 Oh yeah. 52 00:03:53.942 --> 00:03:55.611 It'd be like a sociological experiment. 53 00:03:56.811 --> 00:03:58.046 You should try it. 54 00:03:58.079 --> 00:03:59.948 You wanna be my first test subject? 55 00:03:59.980 --> 00:04:01.549 Fuck, no. 56 00:04:01.582 --> 00:04:03.250 Can I already tell you what mine would be? 57 00:04:03.283 --> 00:04:04.652 What's that? 58 00:04:04.686 --> 00:04:06.855 "Yellow" by Coldplay. 59 00:04:06.887 --> 00:04:08.856 Sorry. 60 00:04:10.925 --> 00:04:13.761 How old are you, if you don't mind me asking? 61 00:04:13.795 --> 00:04:14.896 I don't mind. 62 00:04:14.928 --> 00:04:16.664 What year are we in again? 63 00:04:16.698 --> 00:04:18.633 2018. 64 00:04:20.167 --> 00:04:22.236 I'm 22. 65 00:04:23.236 --> 00:04:24.306 And you? 66 00:04:24.339 --> 00:04:26.575 How old do you think I am? 67 00:04:26.608 --> 00:04:28.577 Uh, 5... 68 00:04:29.876 --> 00:04:31.612 You're like, 55. 69 00:04:31.645 --> 00:04:32.746 55? 70 00:04:32.780 --> 00:04:34.815 Hey, the front of your head is much more charming 71 00:04:34.849 --> 00:04:35.717 than the back of it. 72 00:04:35.750 --> 00:04:37.185 Thanks. 73 00:04:37.851 --> 00:04:40.255 My uncle uses Just For Men. Good stuff. 74 00:04:40.287 --> 00:04:42.157 - Ugh. - Highly recommended. 75 00:04:42.190 --> 00:04:44.593 This is going to be a long ride. 76 00:04:44.625 --> 00:04:47.294 Oh, God, you're so sensitive! 77 00:04:47.327 --> 00:04:49.029 Are you an actor or something? 78 00:04:49.063 --> 00:04:50.731 Not even close. 79 00:04:50.765 --> 00:04:52.134 Huh. 80 00:05:05.212 --> 00:05:07.282 Shit. Um, do you think you could wait for me 81 00:05:07.315 --> 00:05:09.150 outside my next destination 82 00:05:09.183 --> 00:05:10.919 and I'll just run in, I'll be five minutes, 83 00:05:10.952 --> 00:05:12.387 - I'll come right back out? - Sure. 84 00:05:12.419 --> 00:05:15.089 Yeah um, you just need to go in the app, 85 00:05:15.123 --> 00:05:17.392 type in the next destination, it's on the um... 86 00:05:17.424 --> 00:05:20.127 You can't just like wait for me like five minutes? 87 00:05:20.161 --> 00:05:24.032 Yeah, yeah, you just... if you wanna go somewhere else, 88 00:05:24.065 --> 00:05:28.937 you go into the app, you type the next place in. 89 00:05:28.969 --> 00:05:31.039 I really don't wanna work that hard. 90 00:05:34.275 --> 00:05:35.375 We cool? 91 00:05:35.409 --> 00:05:37.811 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, take as long as you need. 92 00:05:49.724 --> 00:05:52.827 Actually, you know... 93 00:05:52.859 --> 00:05:56.263 I do have a Christmas party, sort of a... 94 00:05:58.065 --> 00:05:59.868 Like a friend from my last gig kinda thing, 95 00:05:59.900 --> 00:06:01.145 - it starts around 9:00. - Mm-hmm. 96 00:06:01.169 --> 00:06:02.137 Nine-ish. 97 00:06:02.169 --> 00:06:06.106 So I don't know where you need to go tonight, 98 00:06:06.140 --> 00:06:08.409 but I told him that I might... 99 00:06:10.977 --> 00:06:12.413 Cancel? 100 00:06:14.214 --> 00:06:15.814 You took the words right out of my mouth. 101 00:06:16.851 --> 00:06:18.020 Yeah. 102 00:06:34.769 --> 00:06:36.138 Just tell me where it is. 103 00:06:37.171 --> 00:06:38.774 It's this house right here. 104 00:06:51.818 --> 00:06:53.455 - Okay, so you'll just wait here? - Yeah. 105 00:06:53.488 --> 00:06:55.023 I'll be in and out. 106 00:06:55.056 --> 00:06:55.890 Perfect. 107 00:06:55.924 --> 00:06:58.392 - Car stays running? - Yeah. 108 00:06:58.426 --> 00:06:59.895 Okay. 109 00:07:02.162 --> 00:07:03.964 Don't leave. 110 00:07:43.104 --> 00:07:45.240 Go, go, go, go! 111 00:07:49.443 --> 00:07:51.813 Hey man, watch it. 112 00:07:51.846 --> 00:07:53.481 Charlotte! 113 00:07:53.515 --> 00:07:56.450 Who the fuck is this guy? 114 00:07:56.484 --> 00:07:57.919 Charlotte. 115 00:07:57.952 --> 00:07:58.653 Open... Oh! 116 00:07:58.686 --> 00:08:00.255 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 117 00:08:00.287 --> 00:08:01.222 Charlotte! 118 00:08:01.255 --> 00:08:03.258 Pedal to the fucking metal! 119 00:08:13.568 --> 00:08:17.104 Oh, you fucking bitch. 120 00:08:24.044 --> 00:08:26.013 Jesus Christ, are you all right? 121 00:08:26.046 --> 00:08:27.181 Fucking prick. 122 00:08:27.214 --> 00:08:28.549 That guy hit you? 123 00:08:28.582 --> 00:08:31.186 Yeah, he's an arsehole. 124 00:08:35.155 --> 00:08:37.195 - You want me to take you to a police station? - No. 125 00:08:39.293 --> 00:08:40.861 But I do need a drink. 126 00:09:17.298 --> 00:09:19.333 Thanks. 127 00:09:20.568 --> 00:09:22.135 To world peace. 128 00:09:22.169 --> 00:09:23.169 Okay. 129 00:09:32.145 --> 00:09:33.448 Do you come here a lot? 130 00:09:33.481 --> 00:09:34.414 Here? 131 00:09:34.448 --> 00:09:35.448 No. 132 00:09:36.082 --> 00:09:37.251 Atwater? 133 00:09:37.284 --> 00:09:38.285 Yes. 134 00:09:38.319 --> 00:09:41.421 I uh, used to share some office space out here 135 00:09:41.454 --> 00:09:43.223 in my previous life. 136 00:09:43.256 --> 00:09:44.592 That's funny. 137 00:09:44.625 --> 00:09:46.502 People usually think they're like Mozart or Napoleon 138 00:09:46.526 --> 00:09:48.528 in their past life, but you... 139 00:09:48.562 --> 00:09:50.932 You shared an office space in Atwater. 140 00:09:50.965 --> 00:09:52.433 No. Not... 141 00:09:52.466 --> 00:09:55.036 Not a past life, jeez, that would be depressing. 142 00:09:55.068 --> 00:09:58.139 No, my uh, previous life before driving. 143 00:10:00.573 --> 00:10:02.142 What about you? 144 00:10:03.177 --> 00:10:05.647 Probably Claudette Colbert. 145 00:10:05.679 --> 00:10:07.448 She died the day I was born. 146 00:10:09.216 --> 00:10:12.253 No, do you come to Atwater a lot? 147 00:10:12.285 --> 00:10:13.654 Sure. 148 00:10:13.688 --> 00:10:16.258 That was my ex's place, in case you couldn't tell. 149 00:10:18.558 --> 00:10:19.993 Seems like kind of a dick. 150 00:10:20.026 --> 00:10:21.395 Kinda. 151 00:10:25.231 --> 00:10:27.000 So what did you do in this previous. 152 00:10:27.034 --> 00:10:28.436 - Atwater life of yours? - Hmm? 153 00:10:28.468 --> 00:10:29.570 Oh, um, 154 00:10:31.271 --> 00:10:33.507 tech, you know, development stuff. 155 00:10:34.475 --> 00:10:35.343 Sounds boring. 156 00:10:35.375 --> 00:10:37.645 You know, that travel app Far Away? 157 00:10:37.678 --> 00:10:39.212 Yeah. 158 00:10:39.246 --> 00:10:40.515 I developed that. 159 00:10:40.548 --> 00:10:42.250 - Bullshit. - I did. 160 00:10:42.283 --> 00:10:43.985 Give me my 5 hundy back. 161 00:10:44.018 --> 00:10:44.986 Hell no. 162 00:10:45.019 --> 00:10:47.221 What? You just do this driving shit for fun? 163 00:10:47.254 --> 00:10:48.389 No. 164 00:10:48.422 --> 00:10:49.724 I uh... 165 00:10:50.857 --> 00:10:53.527 I let my partner buy me out before they went public. 166 00:10:54.996 --> 00:10:57.198 That explains the sweet ride. 167 00:10:57.231 --> 00:10:59.667 Yeah, I got that after the buyout. 168 00:10:59.699 --> 00:11:02.369 Probably not the smartest way to drop 70K. 169 00:11:03.203 --> 00:11:05.640 Hindsight's 20/20 and all that jazz, I guess. 170 00:11:07.007 --> 00:11:08.442 You're still a zygote. 171 00:11:09.577 --> 00:11:12.447 Someday, you'll look back at that one moment 172 00:11:12.480 --> 00:11:14.649 where you picked the path of least resistance 173 00:11:14.682 --> 00:11:18.219 and everything just went to shit. 174 00:11:20.520 --> 00:11:22.256 But I hope I'm wrong. 175 00:11:22.655 --> 00:11:24.092 You know what they say about uh, 176 00:11:24.125 --> 00:11:26.626 choosing the road less traveled? 177 00:11:26.659 --> 00:11:28.163 They are probably right. 178 00:11:30.063 --> 00:11:33.601 Anyway, sorry, you paid for fun. 179 00:11:33.634 --> 00:11:35.103 So what about you? 180 00:11:35.135 --> 00:11:37.105 How'd you wind up out here? You're from... 181 00:11:37.138 --> 00:11:38.473 - Australia. - Right. 182 00:11:38.505 --> 00:11:39.674 Actress or something? 183 00:11:39.707 --> 00:11:41.241 Or something. 184 00:11:42.143 --> 00:11:44.379 - Any family out here? - No. 185 00:11:44.411 --> 00:11:45.654 Going back there for the holidays? 186 00:11:45.678 --> 00:11:47.548 There isn't really a there to go back to. 187 00:11:47.581 --> 00:11:50.585 Um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 188 00:11:50.617 --> 00:11:52.419 Don't you get tired of hearing people talk 189 00:11:52.452 --> 00:11:54.054 about themselves all day? 190 00:11:55.356 --> 00:11:58.326 Well, it's better than hearing myself prattle on 191 00:11:58.358 --> 00:11:59.659 for eight hours a day, 192 00:11:59.693 --> 00:12:02.096 answering the same five questions. 193 00:12:02.129 --> 00:12:03.531 "How long have you been doing this?" 194 00:12:03.563 --> 00:12:05.433 "Do you do other drive shares?" 195 00:12:05.466 --> 00:12:07.635 Uh, "What's the furthest out you've had to drive?" 196 00:12:07.668 --> 00:12:10.371 - Where is the furthest out you've had to drive? - Coachella. 197 00:12:10.404 --> 00:12:11.739 No way. They make you do that? 198 00:12:11.771 --> 00:12:14.508 Yeah, some people even had to go to Las Vegas. 199 00:12:14.542 --> 00:12:16.044 Good to know. 200 00:12:16.744 --> 00:12:19.147 Hmm, Shakespeare 201 00:12:19.179 --> 00:12:24.084 or a Marilyn Monroe quote about twinkly stars? 202 00:12:24.117 --> 00:12:27.421 Uh, the only phrase that can make a happy man sad 203 00:12:27.454 --> 00:12:29.156 and a sad man happy. 204 00:12:30.757 --> 00:12:32.692 You're so worldly, Rusty. 205 00:12:32.726 --> 00:12:34.294 Let's get out of here. 206 00:12:45.872 --> 00:12:47.074 Let me drive. 207 00:12:47.107 --> 00:12:48.208 What? 208 00:12:48.241 --> 00:12:50.111 I had half a beer, you had two. 209 00:12:50.144 --> 00:12:51.846 Trust me, I'm fine. 210 00:12:51.879 --> 00:12:53.214 See? 211 00:12:53.813 --> 00:12:55.082 Hmm? 212 00:12:55.216 --> 00:12:56.451 Watch. 213 00:13:01.489 --> 00:13:02.623 Sharp as a tack. 214 00:13:02.655 --> 00:13:03.623 Keys. 215 00:13:03.656 --> 00:13:04.858 Do you even have a license? 216 00:13:04.891 --> 00:13:06.393 Yes. 217 00:13:06.427 --> 00:13:07.796 In California? 218 00:13:08.395 --> 00:13:09.731 Give me the keys. 219 00:13:10.530 --> 00:13:12.833 Are you paying me to drive or to argue? 220 00:13:15.202 --> 00:13:16.303 Get in. 221 00:13:42.263 --> 00:13:44.165 Look, 222 00:13:44.198 --> 00:13:47.534 after 55 years or whatever you said, 223 00:13:48.401 --> 00:13:50.737 I think I would know when I'm too drunk to drive. 224 00:13:50.770 --> 00:13:53.540 Two beers plus a pound of bar mix 225 00:13:53.573 --> 00:13:56.144 does not equal inebriation. 226 00:13:56.177 --> 00:13:59.614 Indigestion, maybe, but not inebriation. 227 00:13:59.646 --> 00:14:01.181 You're right. 228 00:14:01.649 --> 00:14:03.583 I'm sorry, I just... 229 00:14:03.616 --> 00:14:05.586 I forget that someone who weighs like 250 pounds 230 00:14:05.619 --> 00:14:07.255 could probably drink like a six pack 231 00:14:07.288 --> 00:14:08.389 without getting drunk. 232 00:14:08.422 --> 00:14:11.459 2... 200 and fifty... what? 233 00:14:11.491 --> 00:14:12.592 You wear it well. 234 00:14:12.626 --> 00:14:14.471 I mean, like, I'm sure there's some muscle under there. 235 00:14:14.495 --> 00:14:15.730 Ooh, thanks. 236 00:14:16.362 --> 00:14:17.640 And don't get so defensive about it. 237 00:14:17.664 --> 00:14:19.333 Thank... thank you so much. 238 00:14:24.572 --> 00:14:25.539 Seriously, though, what do you weigh? 239 00:14:25.573 --> 00:14:26.674 Like 195? 240 00:14:26.707 --> 00:14:28.842 174. Thank you very much. 241 00:14:28.875 --> 00:14:29.910 Mm-hmm. 242 00:14:29.943 --> 00:14:32.246 Well, that's... that's actually quite respectable. 243 00:14:32.279 --> 00:14:35.683 If I give you back 100 bucks, will you cool it on the digs? 244 00:14:35.716 --> 00:14:37.685 Probably not. 245 00:14:39.520 --> 00:14:41.255 Oh, will you make a turn over there? 246 00:14:41.288 --> 00:14:42.557 Where are we going now? 247 00:14:42.590 --> 00:14:43.625 I don't know. 248 00:14:43.658 --> 00:14:46.394 Don't you just like driving at night sometimes? 249 00:14:46.427 --> 00:14:47.795 No. 250 00:15:17.357 --> 00:15:18.926 Oh, look at those pretty lights. 251 00:15:35.708 --> 00:15:37.377 Fuck, he's still breathin'. 252 00:15:42.348 --> 00:15:45.485 Oh, Jesus Christ, we gotta call 911. 253 00:15:45.519 --> 00:15:46.721 Hold on. 254 00:15:47.353 --> 00:15:48.922 Just take a deep breath. 255 00:15:48.956 --> 00:15:50.991 Let's just think this through. 256 00:15:51.025 --> 00:15:52.626 He's practically dead. 257 00:15:52.659 --> 00:15:53.861 He's gotta go to a hospital. 258 00:15:53.894 --> 00:15:54.695 Are you stupid? 259 00:15:54.727 --> 00:15:56.396 You take him to a fucking hospital 260 00:15:56.429 --> 00:15:57.799 and they'll lock you up. 261 00:15:58.531 --> 00:16:00.500 How about we... we just swing by a hospital 262 00:16:00.534 --> 00:16:01.534 and drop him off? 263 00:16:01.568 --> 00:16:03.837 You know, the uh, emergency room? 264 00:16:03.871 --> 00:16:06.539 And say it... it... it was like a... a hit-and-run 265 00:16:06.573 --> 00:16:07.875 that we witnessed. 266 00:16:07.908 --> 00:16:09.577 I mean I... I don't know. 267 00:16:09.610 --> 00:16:12.013 W... we... we can't just leave him here. 268 00:16:12.045 --> 00:16:13.747 Is everything all right? 269 00:16:17.750 --> 00:16:19.986 I'm sorry, my boyfriend's shitfaced 270 00:16:20.020 --> 00:16:21.823 and he's acting like a dick. 271 00:16:22.755 --> 00:16:25.860 Frank, honey, get up. 272 00:16:25.893 --> 00:16:27.995 I thought I heard a bang out here or something. 273 00:16:28.028 --> 00:16:29.830 Oh, jeez, I'm sorry. 274 00:16:29.862 --> 00:16:32.799 Uh, he jumped out of the car while we were driving. 275 00:16:32.832 --> 00:16:34.401 He's not normally like this. 276 00:16:34.434 --> 00:16:35.702 He looks pretty bad. 277 00:16:35.736 --> 00:16:38.539 Yeah, he got fired from work this afternoon 278 00:16:38.572 --> 00:16:41.542 and it's just been really shit. 279 00:16:41.574 --> 00:16:42.709 Honey. 280 00:16:42.742 --> 00:16:44.945 Frank, get up. 281 00:16:46.045 --> 00:16:48.715 Frank, you're making a scene. 282 00:16:49.783 --> 00:16:50.851 Get up. 283 00:16:51.617 --> 00:16:52.853 Help me. 284 00:16:53.953 --> 00:16:55.589 Let's put him in the backseat. 285 00:17:08.768 --> 00:17:10.037 He all right? 286 00:17:11.671 --> 00:17:13.873 Yeah, he's just really worried with Christmas coming up, 287 00:17:13.907 --> 00:17:15.943 and it's gonna be really hard for him to find a job 288 00:17:15.976 --> 00:17:17.044 until the new year, 289 00:17:17.076 --> 00:17:19.446 and... and his sister just had another miscarriage. 290 00:17:19.479 --> 00:17:20.380 Oh, hey, no, no. 291 00:17:20.415 --> 00:17:22.550 I... I... I understand, it... yeah, it's... 292 00:17:22.582 --> 00:17:24.017 It's rough out there. 293 00:17:24.051 --> 00:17:25.520 Merry Christmas! 294 00:17:42.936 --> 00:17:44.547 Fuck, I can only get like one bar out here. 295 00:17:44.571 --> 00:17:46.073 Just look up a fucking hospital! 296 00:17:47.107 --> 00:17:49.143 There's one in Glendale. It's only got 2.5 stars. 297 00:17:49.176 --> 00:17:51.011 It doesn't matter how many stars it has! 298 00:17:51.044 --> 00:17:51.978 Where is it? 299 00:17:52.012 --> 00:17:53.648 - Central Avenue. - Fine. 300 00:17:57.551 --> 00:17:58.720 Here. 301 00:17:59.852 --> 00:18:01.154 Put that away. 302 00:18:01.188 --> 00:18:02.756 I can't keep it. 303 00:18:03.090 --> 00:18:05.360 I still expect you to finish the job. 304 00:18:08.528 --> 00:18:09.362 No. 305 00:18:09.397 --> 00:18:11.532 We drop him off and then I drop you off. 306 00:18:11.564 --> 00:18:13.868 - I don't think so, Rusty. - I don't care what you think. 307 00:18:13.900 --> 00:18:14.869 You should. 308 00:18:14.901 --> 00:18:16.937 I am the sole witness to a pretty bad crime. 309 00:18:16.969 --> 00:18:18.037 It was an accident. 310 00:18:18.071 --> 00:18:20.016 Yeah, but moving him, putting him into your car... 311 00:18:20.040 --> 00:18:21.609 All your idea. 312 00:18:21.641 --> 00:18:22.876 I was just tryin' to help you. 313 00:18:22.909 --> 00:18:24.711 Help me or help you? 314 00:18:24.745 --> 00:18:26.781 I just think it's best we don't involve the cops. 315 00:18:26.813 --> 00:18:28.483 We're still dropping him off. 316 00:18:41.961 --> 00:18:43.797 Like you said, it was an accident. 317 00:18:44.063 --> 00:18:45.900 I mean, look at Inspector Gadget. 318 00:18:45.932 --> 00:18:49.502 He literally hit someone and he is sweet. 319 00:18:49.535 --> 00:18:50.403 What? 320 00:18:50.437 --> 00:18:52.540 You know, the Inspector Gadget guy? 321 00:18:52.573 --> 00:18:53.774 Matthew Broderick? 322 00:18:53.806 --> 00:18:54.974 Yeah. 323 00:18:55.007 --> 00:18:56.544 Oh, Christ. 324 00:19:01.881 --> 00:19:04.051 Oh, jeez. 325 00:19:04.985 --> 00:19:06.486 It's okay, man! You're okay! 326 00:19:06.919 --> 00:19:08.030 We're on our way to a hospital. 327 00:19:08.054 --> 00:19:08.988 Help him! 328 00:19:09.022 --> 00:19:10.124 With what? 329 00:19:13.726 --> 00:19:14.728 Dude, 330 00:19:16.563 --> 00:19:18.131 what the fuck just happened? 331 00:19:24.204 --> 00:19:26.174 Yeah, I think he... he might be dead. 332 00:19:28.007 --> 00:19:29.509 He's dead. 333 00:19:31.945 --> 00:19:33.146 Oh, my God! 334 00:19:33.179 --> 00:19:35.650 Well, at least, you don't have to go to the hospital now. 335 00:19:47.261 --> 00:19:48.963 Dude, wake up. 336 00:19:51.163 --> 00:19:52.632 Come on, man. 337 00:19:52.666 --> 00:19:54.001 Wake up. 338 00:19:54.234 --> 00:19:55.535 Wake up! 339 00:19:59.773 --> 00:20:01.876 Oh, Jesus Christ. 340 00:20:03.274 --> 00:20:04.077 This isn't happening. 341 00:20:04.111 --> 00:20:06.179 This is some crazy fuckin' nightmare 342 00:20:06.213 --> 00:20:07.757 and all of a sudden I'm gonna be in a Ferris wheel 343 00:20:07.781 --> 00:20:09.558 with my eighth grade math teacher or something 344 00:20:09.582 --> 00:20:10.684 any minute now. 345 00:20:11.618 --> 00:20:13.154 Did you check his pocket for goodies? 346 00:20:13.620 --> 00:20:14.988 Don't touch him! 347 00:20:15.188 --> 00:20:16.657 Ow! 348 00:20:17.724 --> 00:20:19.059 It's not like he cares. 349 00:20:47.019 --> 00:20:48.255 What? 350 00:20:49.989 --> 00:20:52.092 You're acting like this is no big deal, 351 00:20:52.124 --> 00:20:55.228 which is really fucking with my mind right now. 352 00:20:55.262 --> 00:20:58.666 Aren't you guilty or worried or I... I... 353 00:20:58.698 --> 00:21:02.969 I don't know, freaked out, nauseated, something? 354 00:21:03.003 --> 00:21:03.771 I don't know. 355 00:21:03.803 --> 00:21:05.573 Do you have some kinda record? 356 00:21:05.605 --> 00:21:07.640 Is that why you didn't want me to call the cops? 357 00:21:07.673 --> 00:21:09.242 You're tryin' to cover your own ass? 358 00:21:10.274 --> 00:21:10.744 I don't need this. 359 00:21:10.776 --> 00:21:12.645 - What? - I wanna get out of the car. 360 00:21:12.678 --> 00:21:14.314 - Are you insane? - I wanna get out. 361 00:21:14.415 --> 00:21:15.516 W... wait, wait. 362 00:21:15.548 --> 00:21:18.217 You're j... you're just gonna stick me with this guy? 363 00:21:18.251 --> 00:21:20.688 I wanted to leave him there, and call the cops, 364 00:21:20.720 --> 00:21:23.356 and you're just gonna stick me with the fuckin' dead guy? 365 00:21:23.390 --> 00:21:25.626 Well, are we in this together or not? 366 00:21:26.759 --> 00:21:28.270 Because I feel like I've been pretty cool 367 00:21:28.294 --> 00:21:29.796 throughout this whole situation. 368 00:21:29.830 --> 00:21:30.997 Seriously? 369 00:21:31.031 --> 00:21:33.133 I don't need this. Pull over. 370 00:21:54.987 --> 00:21:57.791 All right, we're in this together. 371 00:21:57.823 --> 00:21:59.892 We're in this together. 372 00:21:59.926 --> 00:22:01.195 Just get back in the car. 373 00:22:02.396 --> 00:22:03.598 No. 374 00:22:04.798 --> 00:22:07.067 - Where are you gonna go? - I'll just get another ride. 375 00:22:08.067 --> 00:22:09.903 Get in the car, please. 376 00:22:11.371 --> 00:22:12.672 Please. 377 00:22:12.706 --> 00:22:13.540 No. 378 00:22:13.573 --> 00:22:15.375 Look, I'll give you your money back. 379 00:22:19.146 --> 00:22:20.348 I need you. 380 00:22:21.814 --> 00:22:23.784 You're resourceful and kinda... 381 00:22:25.017 --> 00:22:26.386 - Deviant. - Thank you. 382 00:22:26.419 --> 00:22:28.855 Plus that guy is really hard to carry by myself. 383 00:22:29.855 --> 00:22:31.891 Put the money away, Rusty, it's tacky. 384 00:22:34.061 --> 00:22:35.696 - Can I drive? - No. 385 00:22:48.941 --> 00:22:50.019 You sure they're still open? 386 00:22:50.043 --> 00:22:51.712 Yelp says they close at 10:00. 387 00:22:54.246 --> 00:22:56.883 All right, we got 12 minutes. 388 00:22:56.917 --> 00:22:58.718 Well, you parked so bloody far away. 389 00:22:58.752 --> 00:23:00.087 Why'd you have to do that? 390 00:23:00.120 --> 00:23:02.160 It's gonna take us fuckin' 10 minutes to walk there. 391 00:23:04.157 --> 00:23:06.025 You sure he's okay here? 392 00:23:06.059 --> 00:23:07.995 What's he gonna do? 393 00:23:08.928 --> 00:23:10.096 He's dead. 394 00:23:14.034 --> 00:23:15.703 Do we cover him up? 395 00:23:16.136 --> 00:23:17.738 It's dark. 396 00:23:17.771 --> 00:23:19.306 What if somebody comes by? 397 00:23:19.339 --> 00:23:21.275 - Like who? - I don't know. 398 00:23:21.307 --> 00:23:26.713 I don't know like, vagrants or maybe cops on patrol? 399 00:23:28.247 --> 00:23:31.418 - Well, do you wanna stay here while I go in? - No. 400 00:23:31.450 --> 00:23:33.120 Okay. Um... 401 00:23:34.821 --> 00:23:37.257 - Should I stay here, keep watch and you go in? - No. 402 00:23:42.161 --> 00:23:43.396 Good evening. 403 00:23:44.563 --> 00:23:47.767 Just stick with the plan and quit acting suspicious. 404 00:23:47.801 --> 00:23:49.177 I'm sorry, I didn't realize "good evening" 405 00:23:49.201 --> 00:23:50.503 was an admission of guilt. 406 00:23:50.536 --> 00:23:51.871 Just get your shit 407 00:23:51.905 --> 00:23:53.708 and meet me back at the register. 408 00:24:53.400 --> 00:24:54.901 Good evening. 409 00:24:54.935 --> 00:24:56.270 Hey. 410 00:24:57.838 --> 00:24:59.239 Ah, those look nice. 411 00:24:59.272 --> 00:25:00.516 Your mom's really gonna like that purple one, 412 00:25:00.540 --> 00:25:02.343 it goes with her um... 413 00:25:03.976 --> 00:25:04.745 What do you call them? 414 00:25:04.777 --> 00:25:06.146 Things they hang up on the wall? 415 00:25:08.215 --> 00:25:09.448 A dreamcatcher? 416 00:25:09.482 --> 00:25:10.884 No. 417 00:25:10.917 --> 00:25:13.153 No, it's uh, it's what makes the noise. 418 00:25:13.186 --> 00:25:15.823 Uh, you know what I mean? 419 00:25:16.523 --> 00:25:19.359 You know, it uh, yeah, the wind... 420 00:25:19.391 --> 00:25:22.595 wind goes through it and then... chimes! 421 00:25:24.096 --> 00:25:26.098 Wind chimes. 422 00:25:26.131 --> 00:25:27.601 It'll match her purple wind chimes. 423 00:25:27.633 --> 00:25:29.602 She loves her wind chimes. 424 00:25:29.636 --> 00:25:31.138 She loves them. 425 00:25:31.537 --> 00:25:33.005 Doing some pruning. 426 00:25:33.038 --> 00:25:34.250 You know, mom thinks it's very important 427 00:25:34.274 --> 00:25:36.843 we cut the tips of the plants, so they don't get overgrown. 428 00:25:37.977 --> 00:25:39.345 She knows. 429 00:25:39.379 --> 00:25:41.448 Actually, I work in plumbing. 430 00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:42.949 Cool. 431 00:25:43.917 --> 00:25:44.885 - Darling? - Hmm? 432 00:25:44.918 --> 00:25:46.558 Are we not supposed to get a saw or an axe 433 00:25:46.585 --> 00:25:47.621 or something like that? 434 00:25:47.653 --> 00:25:49.388 I changed my mind. 435 00:25:49.421 --> 00:25:50.923 Mom's gonna be pissed. 436 00:25:50.957 --> 00:25:53.393 Well, she'll just have to get over it. 437 00:26:00.432 --> 00:26:03.236 Those are actually buy one, get one 50% off. 438 00:26:03.269 --> 00:26:05.104 Oh, then we don't have to share. 439 00:26:06.907 --> 00:26:07.941 You want a bag? 440 00:26:07.974 --> 00:26:08.976 I'll hold these. 441 00:26:09.008 --> 00:26:10.844 It's $84.31. 442 00:26:20.053 --> 00:26:22.956 - You folks need any help out to your car? - No. 443 00:26:22.988 --> 00:26:24.290 No, thank you. 444 00:26:52.151 --> 00:26:53.586 Come on, hurry up. 445 00:27:32.292 --> 00:27:34.227 Why do I feel like you've done this before? 446 00:27:40.332 --> 00:27:41.567 This is so fucked. 447 00:27:41.601 --> 00:27:43.011 What are even gonna do when we get there? 448 00:27:43.035 --> 00:27:44.036 Get our shit. 449 00:27:44.070 --> 00:27:45.472 Oh, yes, of course. 450 00:27:45.505 --> 00:27:47.239 Uh, "Excuse me, sir or ma'am, 451 00:27:47.273 --> 00:27:49.307 uh, we'd like to get our shit back. 452 00:27:49.309 --> 00:27:51.011 Don't worry, you can keep the body." 453 00:27:51.044 --> 00:27:52.087 I wasn't planning on asking. 454 00:27:52.111 --> 00:27:53.289 What, you're just gonna hit him over the head 455 00:27:53.313 --> 00:27:53.980 with your hammer? 456 00:27:54.014 --> 00:27:55.314 Don't you want your car back? 457 00:27:55.348 --> 00:27:56.350 Probably not. 458 00:27:56.382 --> 00:27:57.683 It's probably better this way. 459 00:27:57.717 --> 00:28:00.120 I report the car stolen, some asshole has it, 460 00:28:00.152 --> 00:28:03.222 they killed the dude, no harm, no foul. 461 00:28:03.255 --> 00:28:05.033 "I don't know, officer, we just got carjacked." 462 00:28:05.057 --> 00:28:06.258 - No. - This is perfect. 463 00:28:06.292 --> 00:28:08.095 This is our perfect out. 464 00:28:13.733 --> 00:28:14.601 What are you doing? 465 00:28:14.633 --> 00:28:16.469 Getting our shit back. 466 00:28:16.503 --> 00:28:17.704 Oh, God! 467 00:28:17.736 --> 00:28:21.041 Look, I'll buy you new jewelry 468 00:28:21.073 --> 00:28:23.509 or whatever it is you've got in there, just... 469 00:28:23.543 --> 00:28:24.644 This isn't worth it. 470 00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:27.481 Real nice, arsehole! 471 00:28:27.514 --> 00:28:29.750 Okay, okay, let's just stick with the one 472 00:28:29.783 --> 00:28:31.986 vehicular manslaughter for today. 473 00:29:25.638 --> 00:29:27.207 Where's the fucking body? 474 00:29:28.474 --> 00:29:30.819 I don't know. This whole thing has been really fuckin' crazy. 475 00:29:30.843 --> 00:29:32.645 Look, I know, I know, I know, okay? 476 00:29:33.813 --> 00:29:35.582 But I need to get that suitcase back. 477 00:29:36.615 --> 00:29:38.784 We're still talking about the goddamn suitcase. 478 00:29:38.817 --> 00:29:41.153 I told you, it's not worth it! 479 00:29:41.187 --> 00:29:42.856 The body is gone. 480 00:29:42.889 --> 00:29:44.658 The suitcase is a really distant second 481 00:29:44.690 --> 00:29:45.858 to the missing body! 482 00:29:45.891 --> 00:29:47.861 - Okay, you wait here. - What? 483 00:29:47.893 --> 00:29:49.105 You wait here, I'll run inside. 484 00:29:49.129 --> 00:29:52.532 If I'm not back in five minutes, just take the car and scram. 485 00:29:52.564 --> 00:29:53.265 Oh, you're just gonna knock on the door 486 00:29:53.298 --> 00:29:54.633 and beat the guy with the hammer? 487 00:29:54.667 --> 00:29:56.669 No, I'm gonna break in, 488 00:29:56.703 --> 00:29:58.539 then I'm gonna beat the guy with the hammer. 489 00:30:02.242 --> 00:30:03.444 Okay, 490 00:30:04.476 --> 00:30:06.846 Jesus Christ, I hope you're still there. 491 00:30:13.285 --> 00:30:14.554 What? 492 00:30:15.889 --> 00:30:17.189 I got mugged two months ago. 493 00:30:17.223 --> 00:30:18.892 You've had that the whole time. 494 00:30:20.159 --> 00:30:22.129 I'm sorry, you're right. 495 00:30:22.161 --> 00:30:24.630 I guess it would have been handy when that guy flipped you off 496 00:30:24.663 --> 00:30:26.509 or maybe we could have just held up the hardware store 497 00:30:26.533 --> 00:30:28.309 instead of paying for those goddamn plants and shit. 498 00:30:28.333 --> 00:30:29.870 Do you even know how to use that? 499 00:30:29.902 --> 00:30:31.438 If you want, I can wait here 500 00:30:31.470 --> 00:30:33.190 and you can just go inside with that hammer. 501 00:30:34.506 --> 00:30:35.708 I fucking hate you. 502 00:31:27.226 --> 00:31:28.227 Where is it? 503 00:31:29.161 --> 00:31:31.731 I will give you 10 seconds to get out. 504 00:31:34.633 --> 00:31:35.935 - Russell! - Let her go. 505 00:31:40.473 --> 00:31:42.976 You are in way over your head, man. 506 00:31:43.008 --> 00:31:44.477 Shut up. 507 00:31:45.945 --> 00:31:47.514 The suitcase? 508 00:32:03.428 --> 00:32:04.765 All right? 509 00:32:05.864 --> 00:32:07.433 Grab it and let's go. 510 00:32:11.938 --> 00:32:13.640 What do you wanna do with him? 511 00:32:13.672 --> 00:32:15.409 Nothing. Let's go. 512 00:32:15.842 --> 00:32:18.445 2SBI653? 513 00:32:19.411 --> 00:32:20.313 Excuse me? 514 00:32:20.346 --> 00:32:22.982 It's your license plate number, right? 515 00:32:23.650 --> 00:32:24.951 Yeah. 516 00:32:25.618 --> 00:32:26.452 Let's go. 517 00:32:26.486 --> 00:32:28.655 Look, you want money or something? 518 00:32:28.688 --> 00:32:30.323 A fuckin' ride to the ER? I don't know. 519 00:32:30.355 --> 00:32:31.366 Can't we work something out here? 520 00:32:31.390 --> 00:32:32.159 Have you lost your mind? 521 00:32:32.191 --> 00:32:33.726 He knows my license plate number. 522 00:32:33.759 --> 00:32:35.261 He's gonna call the fucking cops! 523 00:32:35.294 --> 00:32:36.996 - Bingo. - Bull shit. 524 00:32:37.030 --> 00:32:38.999 The fuck are you listening to this bitch for? 525 00:32:39.798 --> 00:32:41.267 Leave the case. 526 00:32:41.301 --> 00:32:42.836 It's like none of this ever happened. 527 00:32:44.403 --> 00:32:45.571 Fuck no. 528 00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:48.708 - Leave it. - Nope. 529 00:32:50.575 --> 00:32:52.911 I'm not goin' to jail over your goddamn suitcase, 530 00:32:52.945 --> 00:32:54.014 leave it! 531 00:32:54.046 --> 00:32:55.515 Nope. 532 00:32:55.814 --> 00:32:58.451 Charlotte, we're going. 533 00:33:03.855 --> 00:33:05.067 You really think I'm gonna let you 534 00:33:05.091 --> 00:33:06.892 fuck this up for me again? 535 00:33:20.939 --> 00:33:22.441 Shit. 536 00:33:22.874 --> 00:33:24.577 Now, we really gotta bury him. 537 00:33:26.579 --> 00:33:27.547 What do you think, like some sheets 538 00:33:27.580 --> 00:33:29.383 or something to wrap him up in? 539 00:33:29.649 --> 00:33:33.320 Or maybe a shower curtain liner, you know, less dripping. 540 00:33:33.352 --> 00:33:34.853 I'm sorry, what? 541 00:33:34.887 --> 00:33:37.890 Russell, we need to get him out of here. 542 00:33:38.725 --> 00:33:39.892 What difference does it make? 543 00:33:39.926 --> 00:33:41.660 Uh, you... you hit him with the car. 544 00:33:41.694 --> 00:33:43.930 I shot him, he was dead, then he wasn't, now he is. 545 00:33:45.564 --> 00:33:46.533 Oh. 546 00:33:46.565 --> 00:33:47.633 Oh, God. 547 00:33:47.667 --> 00:33:50.736 I don't... I don't think I have the stomach for this. 548 00:33:51.603 --> 00:33:53.707 It was an accident? 549 00:33:53.739 --> 00:33:55.474 Accidents happen. 550 00:33:57.642 --> 00:33:59.078 But this... 551 00:34:00.112 --> 00:34:02.615 Wha... 552 00:34:04.449 --> 00:34:06.719 What the fuck is wrong with you? 553 00:34:09.055 --> 00:34:09.889 You wait here, 554 00:34:09.923 --> 00:34:12.325 I'll go find something to wrap him in. 555 00:34:13.059 --> 00:34:16.028 Maybe you can find a ginger ale in the fridge or something 556 00:34:16.061 --> 00:34:18.030 to settle that weak-ass stomach of yours. 557 00:34:18.064 --> 00:34:19.599 But in 10 minutes, I'm gonna be back 558 00:34:19.631 --> 00:34:21.501 and you're gonna help me carry him out. 559 00:34:21.534 --> 00:34:22.869 Understood? 560 00:34:27.572 --> 00:34:28.708 Okay. 561 00:34:29.409 --> 00:34:30.843 Great. 562 00:35:20.559 --> 00:35:21.762 Look what I found. 563 00:35:22.561 --> 00:35:23.896 It's raining cats and dogs. 564 00:35:25.030 --> 00:35:28.000 Weird choice, but I kinda like it. 565 00:35:28.200 --> 00:35:29.668 No? 566 00:35:31.671 --> 00:35:32.873 Let's wrap him up. 567 00:35:44.050 --> 00:35:45.485 You got any troubles? 568 00:35:45.818 --> 00:35:46.820 Yeah. 569 00:35:47.019 --> 00:35:48.455 Good, let's go. 570 00:36:12.711 --> 00:36:14.180 - What? - Nothing, hold on. 571 00:36:23.756 --> 00:36:25.759 - What's so funny? - Sorry, what? 572 00:36:26.224 --> 00:36:31.664 You... never mind. 573 00:36:33.633 --> 00:36:35.569 Don't you think this song is kinda dark? 574 00:36:36.702 --> 00:36:38.872 Like, isn't it a bad thing if babies don't cry? 575 00:36:38.905 --> 00:36:41.740 Couldn't they turn out to be down syndrome or something? 576 00:36:41.773 --> 00:36:45.143 I think it's just implying that He was a really good baby. 577 00:36:45.177 --> 00:36:46.278 Hmm. 578 00:36:49.749 --> 00:36:51.517 Top five favorite Christmas songs. 579 00:36:52.352 --> 00:36:55.221 Um, uh, I would say, number one, 580 00:36:55.253 --> 00:36:58.223 "All I Want for Christmas Is You", Mariah Carey, obviously. 581 00:36:58.256 --> 00:37:01.193 - Two, "Frosty the Snowman" by Michael Bublé. - What? 582 00:37:01.227 --> 00:37:04.030 Um, three, 583 00:37:04.063 --> 00:37:05.898 "Christmas in Harlem" by Kanye West. 584 00:37:05.932 --> 00:37:06.866 That's a good one. 585 00:37:06.898 --> 00:37:09.201 Um, hmm. 586 00:37:09.235 --> 00:37:10.736 What's that rockin' song in Home Alone 587 00:37:10.769 --> 00:37:12.704 where Kevin's tryin' to scare away the robbers, 588 00:37:12.738 --> 00:37:14.640 and he puts the mannequin on the turntable, 589 00:37:14.673 --> 00:37:16.175 and then he has that cardboard cut-out 590 00:37:16.207 --> 00:37:18.677 of um, uh, Michael Jackson. 591 00:37:18.711 --> 00:37:19.812 It's Michael Jordan. 592 00:37:19.845 --> 00:37:22.615 Yeah, those are probably my favorite 593 00:37:22.648 --> 00:37:23.725 and I can't think of another one, 594 00:37:23.749 --> 00:37:25.118 so I probably only have a top four. 595 00:37:25.151 --> 00:37:26.252 What are yours? 596 00:37:26.285 --> 00:37:27.820 Yeah, yeah, those are good. 597 00:37:27.852 --> 00:37:29.021 You don't like them? 598 00:37:30.322 --> 00:37:31.857 Uh, the Mariah Carey one is nice. 599 00:37:31.890 --> 00:37:34.026 Oh come on, get into it! 600 00:37:34.293 --> 00:37:36.296 Okay, I... I was... I was always partial 601 00:37:36.329 --> 00:37:40.099 to "The Little Drummer Boy" duet between Bowie and Bing Crosby. 602 00:37:40.131 --> 00:37:42.200 Fuck, how can you listen to Bing Crosby? 603 00:37:42.233 --> 00:37:45.003 You know, he raped like 50 million women. 604 00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:51.577 No, not Bill Cosby. Bing Crosby. 605 00:37:51.610 --> 00:37:52.711 What's the matter with you? 606 00:37:52.744 --> 00:37:54.212 There's a lot to keep track of. 607 00:37:54.246 --> 00:37:55.581 I guess. 608 00:37:56.014 --> 00:37:57.082 You don't know. 609 00:37:57.115 --> 00:37:58.359 Well, how far are you making me drive? 610 00:37:58.383 --> 00:38:01.019 Why? Are you still planning on tryin' to make that party? 611 00:38:01.052 --> 00:38:03.322 Well, we might need to stop for gas soon. 612 00:38:05.758 --> 00:38:08.761 Well, I really enjoyed your sob story earlier. 613 00:38:08.793 --> 00:38:10.929 You know, about your life turning to shit, 614 00:38:10.963 --> 00:38:13.967 and your girlfriend leaving you, all that stuff. 615 00:38:15.066 --> 00:38:17.302 But somehow you had a really cool friend 616 00:38:17.336 --> 00:38:19.372 throwing a Christmas party that you ditched 617 00:38:19.405 --> 00:38:20.872 to hang out with me. 618 00:38:20.905 --> 00:38:23.075 That guy wouldn't bail me out. 619 00:38:25.744 --> 00:38:28.880 And what about you and this hilarious texter? 620 00:38:28.914 --> 00:38:29.990 You're sitting there, yuckin' it up, 621 00:38:30.014 --> 00:38:31.959 but before you're acting like your whole family died 622 00:38:31.983 --> 00:38:33.227 in a house fire and you're the only one 623 00:38:33.251 --> 00:38:34.930 - that made it out alive. - Shut the fuck up! 624 00:38:34.954 --> 00:38:37.222 What mumsy and dadsy cut off your Amex Black 625 00:38:37.256 --> 00:38:40.093 and you're practically or... Ow, Jesus! 626 00:38:40.358 --> 00:38:42.961 You don't talk about my family. 627 00:38:42.994 --> 00:38:44.130 Alright. 628 00:38:44.162 --> 00:38:46.064 Christ. I'm sorry. 629 00:38:48.934 --> 00:38:50.870 - Do you wanna talk about... - No. 630 00:38:50.903 --> 00:38:51.903 Okay. 631 00:39:04.883 --> 00:39:06.918 Well, what I said before was true. 632 00:39:06.952 --> 00:39:08.154 I don't have... 633 00:39:08.186 --> 00:39:10.288 Look, Rusty, I'm sure you've made some 634 00:39:10.322 --> 00:39:13.660 very shitty decisions in your life and yeah, 635 00:39:13.693 --> 00:39:15.093 - your girlfriend left you. - Wife. 636 00:39:15.126 --> 00:39:16.195 Whatever, okay? 637 00:39:16.227 --> 00:39:18.697 I don't care and I'm not interested. 638 00:39:18.731 --> 00:39:20.491 - I was just tryin' to make... - Well, don't. 639 00:39:21.834 --> 00:39:24.337 Because our shit is different. 640 00:39:25.470 --> 00:39:27.039 You got that right. 641 00:39:31.744 --> 00:39:33.146 12 miles that way. 642 00:39:34.479 --> 00:39:36.682 Oh, bury a lot of bodies out in Winchester? 643 00:39:36.715 --> 00:39:38.016 Nah, just this one. 644 00:40:21.459 --> 00:40:22.996 Grab the feet. 645 00:40:36.008 --> 00:40:37.444 There's no one around here. 646 00:40:38.209 --> 00:40:39.845 Hello? 647 00:40:41.113 --> 00:40:42.482 See? 648 00:40:45.785 --> 00:40:47.253 Go get the shovels. 649 00:41:14.380 --> 00:41:15.881 What now? 650 00:41:20.285 --> 00:41:21.897 We've gotta get rid of his fingers and teeth. 651 00:41:21.921 --> 00:41:23.189 Yeah. 652 00:41:23.389 --> 00:41:25.358 No, I'll dig the hole. 653 00:41:25.390 --> 00:41:27.793 You do whatever it is you're gonna do with those. 654 00:41:27.827 --> 00:41:28.494 You sure? 655 00:41:28.526 --> 00:41:30.429 Absolute-fucking-lutely. 656 00:41:31.530 --> 00:41:32.999 Suit yourself. 657 00:41:33.032 --> 00:41:35.066 You know, if they find him, 658 00:41:35.099 --> 00:41:37.435 they can probably identify him using his DNA. 659 00:41:37.468 --> 00:41:39.438 Yeah, but why make it easy for them? 660 00:41:52.952 --> 00:41:55.421 Poor, stupid, presumptuous Frank. 661 00:41:57.523 --> 00:41:59.191 Frank? 662 00:41:59.224 --> 00:42:02.327 Yeah, my drunk boyfriend, remember we told that guy. 663 00:42:04.563 --> 00:42:06.398 Remember? 664 00:42:06.432 --> 00:42:07.967 Sure. 665 00:42:08.967 --> 00:42:11.204 So I guess I just take the hammer. 666 00:42:25.351 --> 00:42:28.019 Oh, they're all going inside his mouth, gross. 667 00:42:28.052 --> 00:42:29.052 You done? 668 00:42:31.490 --> 00:42:32.892 Yeah. 669 00:42:48.941 --> 00:42:51.311 I'm gonna just have to pick them out of his mouth. 670 00:42:56.014 --> 00:42:57.449 Gross. 671 00:42:58.983 --> 00:43:01.353 I'm glad this is so hilarious. 672 00:43:01.387 --> 00:43:03.423 Well, if I don't laugh, I'll cry. 673 00:43:03.956 --> 00:43:04.923 You don't cry. 674 00:43:04.956 --> 00:43:08.526 Okay, well, if I don't laugh, I'll throw up. 675 00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:10.061 Fair enough. 676 00:43:13.432 --> 00:43:15.602 Did your parents ever do that This Little Piggy thing? 677 00:43:16.068 --> 00:43:16.968 Sure. 678 00:43:17.003 --> 00:43:18.905 This little piggy went to the market, 679 00:43:18.938 --> 00:43:21.240 this little piggy went... 680 00:43:22.340 --> 00:43:24.343 - Home. - Yeah, I got it. 681 00:43:25.410 --> 00:43:28.613 This little piggy went wee, wee, wee 682 00:43:28.646 --> 00:43:30.148 all the way home. 683 00:43:30.182 --> 00:43:31.015 You all done? 684 00:43:31.050 --> 00:43:33.151 Mm, I got five little piggies left. 685 00:43:33.184 --> 00:43:35.188 Think you can do without the commentary? 686 00:43:36.220 --> 00:43:38.690 Rusty doesn't want the commentary, Frank. 687 00:43:38.724 --> 00:43:40.359 Stop callin' him "Frank". 688 00:43:40.392 --> 00:43:42.962 Frankly, I don't give a franking Frank. 689 00:43:43.695 --> 00:43:44.930 Just... 690 00:43:44.963 --> 00:43:46.698 stop humanizing him. 691 00:43:46.731 --> 00:43:50.035 I'm sure this is like a typical Saturday night for you, 692 00:43:50.068 --> 00:43:51.446 but I'm just trying to get through this 693 00:43:51.470 --> 00:43:53.572 without projectile vomiting, okay? 694 00:43:53.604 --> 00:43:54.639 Just... 695 00:43:54.673 --> 00:43:58.444 finish the thing with the hand and cover him up. 696 00:43:58.477 --> 00:44:00.179 Jesus Christ! 697 00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:03.048 This little piggy went to the market, 698 00:44:03.081 --> 00:44:04.983 this little piggy went home. 699 00:44:05.017 --> 00:44:06.152 This little piggy went 700 00:44:06.184 --> 00:44:08.654 all the way wee, wee, wee, wee home. 701 00:44:10.555 --> 00:44:11.557 Done. 702 00:44:30.476 --> 00:44:32.178 Maybe we shouldn't wrap him up in plastic, 703 00:44:32.211 --> 00:44:33.678 it might fuck up the decaying. 704 00:44:36.148 --> 00:44:37.182 You're probably right. 705 00:44:37.215 --> 00:44:38.049 You know, every bit of plastic 706 00:44:38.084 --> 00:44:40.152 that's ever been made is still around. 707 00:44:40.184 --> 00:44:42.020 - Bullshit. - It's true. 708 00:44:42.787 --> 00:44:44.189 What about if you burn it? 709 00:44:44.222 --> 00:44:45.457 Are you done or what? 710 00:44:46.624 --> 00:44:48.744 - It'll go faster if you help. - I already did my bit. 711 00:44:50.396 --> 00:44:51.564 Fine. 712 00:45:47.285 --> 00:45:48.686 Help me out, Rusty? 713 00:45:53.592 --> 00:45:55.327 You look like you've done this before. 714 00:45:55.360 --> 00:45:56.595 Really? 715 00:45:56.628 --> 00:45:59.398 I did a little landscaping in college. 716 00:45:59.430 --> 00:46:01.467 There used to be this office park. 717 00:46:02.568 --> 00:46:05.338 - I had to sit on the lawn mower. - Let's get him in. 718 00:46:52.450 --> 00:46:53.653 Let's cover him up. 719 00:47:14.472 --> 00:47:15.883 Hey, what do you wanna do about those? 720 00:47:15.907 --> 00:47:17.307 Burn 'em. 721 00:47:17.309 --> 00:47:18.276 What? 722 00:47:18.309 --> 00:47:20.445 I thought you said you can't destroy plastic. 723 00:47:20.479 --> 00:47:22.181 That doesn't sound right. 724 00:47:22.747 --> 00:47:24.582 Do you have a lighter? 725 00:47:24.615 --> 00:47:25.818 No. 726 00:47:31.722 --> 00:47:34.492 Hey, you can't just burn that here. 727 00:47:34.526 --> 00:47:35.527 Why? 728 00:47:35.561 --> 00:47:38.463 Because there's... there's brush everywhere. 729 00:47:38.497 --> 00:47:40.332 We should have got like acid or something. 730 00:47:40.365 --> 00:47:42.468 - Acid? - Yeah, you know... 731 00:47:45.903 --> 00:47:47.472 Follow me. 732 00:47:53.211 --> 00:47:55.514 I would fucking kill for a cigarette right now. 733 00:47:56.948 --> 00:47:58.885 Or a vape. 734 00:47:59.383 --> 00:48:00.852 A vape would be good. 735 00:48:00.885 --> 00:48:03.421 You know, they have French-toast-flavored vape. 736 00:48:05.791 --> 00:48:07.493 Now, I feel like French toast. 737 00:48:09.394 --> 00:48:12.798 French toast with bacon, and strawberries, 738 00:48:12.831 --> 00:48:14.666 and caramelized banana. 739 00:48:15.434 --> 00:48:17.468 And like a side of fruit, 740 00:48:17.501 --> 00:48:18.541 but not cheap, good fruit, 741 00:48:18.570 --> 00:48:20.872 like with mango, and blueberries, 742 00:48:20.905 --> 00:48:23.342 and kiwi fruit, and passion fruit, 743 00:48:23.374 --> 00:48:25.811 and a latte. 744 00:48:25.843 --> 00:48:27.813 In tho... one of those big bowls 745 00:48:27.845 --> 00:48:29.648 they serve in like, French places, 746 00:48:29.680 --> 00:48:30.825 you know what I'm talkin' about? 747 00:48:30.849 --> 00:48:32.318 Or room service. 748 00:48:32.351 --> 00:48:34.253 I'd love room service right now. 749 00:48:35.553 --> 00:48:39.224 I love the little mini jams and stuff they give you. 750 00:48:39.258 --> 00:48:40.259 They're so cute. 751 00:48:40.291 --> 00:48:42.227 And the butter's all cold. 752 00:48:42.260 --> 00:48:43.963 Except sometimes the eggs get sweaty, 753 00:48:43.996 --> 00:48:45.698 'cause they put that cover on it. 754 00:48:46.965 --> 00:48:49.267 - That... What's that cover called? - Hmm? 755 00:48:49.300 --> 00:48:50.678 You know, that silver cover they give you, 756 00:48:50.702 --> 00:48:52.338 like, to cover your food. 757 00:48:52.371 --> 00:48:53.539 Cloche. 758 00:48:53.639 --> 00:48:54.807 Cloche. 759 00:48:55.606 --> 00:48:58.276 Yeah, sweaty eggs are no good. 760 00:48:58.309 --> 00:48:59.744 They need to sort that out. 761 00:49:10.289 --> 00:49:12.225 Just a little bit longer. 762 00:49:15.394 --> 00:49:17.529 - This would be a really good day. - What? 763 00:49:17.561 --> 00:49:19.598 Not the bloody part, dipshit, 764 00:49:21.332 --> 00:49:23.936 but like driving out of LA, 765 00:49:23.968 --> 00:49:26.938 going for a night walk, the fire. 766 00:49:26.972 --> 00:49:28.383 I mean, we're basically in a fucking. 767 00:49:28.407 --> 00:49:29.484 Hershey's commercial right now. 768 00:49:29.508 --> 00:49:32.711 All we need is a guy jamming on an acoustic guitar, 769 00:49:32.744 --> 00:49:35.046 and a dog wearing a really cool, like bandana, 770 00:49:35.079 --> 00:49:37.015 and uh, maybe like airstream, 771 00:49:37.048 --> 00:49:38.883 like, one of those vintage ones, you know, 772 00:49:38.916 --> 00:49:41.986 with the... those lights, the stringy lights, 773 00:49:42.019 --> 00:49:43.488 the Edisony ones. 774 00:49:43.521 --> 00:49:45.423 Do you know if there's a lake nearby here, 775 00:49:45.456 --> 00:49:46.825 'cause that'll be perfect. 776 00:49:50.628 --> 00:49:51.930 What are you doing? 777 00:49:52.097 --> 00:49:53.733 Tryin' to make sure we destroyed it all. 778 00:49:58.602 --> 00:50:00.539 Let's go. 779 00:50:00.572 --> 00:50:01.941 But we just got here. 780 00:50:03.941 --> 00:50:05.777 Wait a sec! 781 00:50:05.811 --> 00:50:08.089 We've had a crazy fucking night, we should be good by now. 782 00:50:08.113 --> 00:50:09.656 It's like that... it's like that football team 783 00:50:09.680 --> 00:50:11.091 that landed in the mountains, they ate their coach 784 00:50:11.115 --> 00:50:11.784 or something. 785 00:50:11.816 --> 00:50:14.352 Like, that shit makes you tight. 786 00:50:14.385 --> 00:50:18.056 Sweet motherfucking Jesus, please stop talking. 787 00:50:40.912 --> 00:50:42.615 What's your move, Rusty? 788 00:50:42.981 --> 00:50:44.050 What the fuck is this? 789 00:50:45.751 --> 00:50:46.985 A fake Goyard. 790 00:50:47.017 --> 00:50:48.521 Open it. 791 00:50:53.557 --> 00:50:55.660 What's the name on the driver's license? 792 00:50:59.731 --> 00:51:01.700 - Francis. - Frank. 793 00:51:02.534 --> 00:51:03.736 Benjamin Newton. 794 00:51:05.102 --> 00:51:06.604 You knew this guy? 795 00:51:07.606 --> 00:51:10.109 - No. - Did you plan this whole fucking thing? 796 00:51:10.142 --> 00:51:11.744 Please. 797 00:51:11.776 --> 00:51:13.611 How'd you know his name? 798 00:51:14.012 --> 00:51:15.414 Just looks like a Frank. 799 00:51:15.447 --> 00:51:17.816 Stop bullshitting! 800 00:51:20.084 --> 00:51:21.853 I've seen him around. 801 00:51:23.454 --> 00:51:24.856 We weren't friends. 802 00:51:24.889 --> 00:51:26.100 I mean, he's barely an acquaintance. 803 00:51:26.124 --> 00:51:29.495 I'm just good at learning names. 804 00:51:29.528 --> 00:51:30.872 The girl who served us at the store tonight, 805 00:51:30.896 --> 00:51:32.164 her name was um, Iris. 806 00:51:32.197 --> 00:51:33.666 Shut it! 807 00:51:34.499 --> 00:51:35.968 What's in the suitcase? 808 00:51:36.901 --> 00:51:39.137 - My stuff. - Mm-hmm. 809 00:51:39.171 --> 00:51:42.707 What is in the suitcase? 810 00:51:42.740 --> 00:51:45.043 It's my personal shit, okay? 811 00:51:45.443 --> 00:51:46.746 Get out of the car. 812 00:51:47.111 --> 00:51:48.046 Ha-ha. 813 00:51:48.079 --> 00:51:51.150 Either you tell me what's in the suitcase 814 00:51:51.182 --> 00:51:54.619 or you can get out and I'll open it myself. 815 00:51:54.653 --> 00:51:55.721 You wouldn't understand. 816 00:51:55.753 --> 00:51:57.088 Try me. 817 00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:01.727 Okay. 818 00:52:02.626 --> 00:52:04.028 Be my guest. 819 00:52:40.499 --> 00:52:41.667 Satisfied? 820 00:52:41.700 --> 00:52:43.001 What's it for? 821 00:52:43.034 --> 00:52:45.503 I told you you wouldn't understand. 822 00:52:50.041 --> 00:52:51.677 What the fuck are you doing? 823 00:52:58.215 --> 00:52:59.884 What the fuck? 824 00:53:01.720 --> 00:53:03.055 Okay! 825 00:53:05.023 --> 00:53:06.624 Okay, okay! 826 00:53:06.858 --> 00:53:07.858 You win! 827 00:53:08.793 --> 00:53:10.095 I'll show you! 828 00:53:40.224 --> 00:53:41.259 It's a key. 829 00:53:41.293 --> 00:53:42.827 I got that. 830 00:53:44.095 --> 00:53:45.964 For a room. 831 00:53:45.997 --> 00:53:47.500 Uh-huh. 832 00:53:48.900 --> 00:53:51.736 It's a very, very strange room. 833 00:53:56.874 --> 00:53:59.911 I have never hit a woman in my entire life. 834 00:54:01.947 --> 00:54:03.981 Not Jenny Mansky in third grade 835 00:54:04.014 --> 00:54:05.884 when she pants me on field day. 836 00:54:06.584 --> 00:54:09.153 Not Richa Choudhary, she kicked me in the nuts 837 00:54:09.186 --> 00:54:13.191 every fucking time we were sparring partners in boxing. 838 00:54:14.224 --> 00:54:16.728 Not my ex-wife, never. 839 00:54:17.896 --> 00:54:20.832 But you're gonna tell me what the fuck is going on 840 00:54:20.865 --> 00:54:22.834 or I swear to God. 841 00:54:24.668 --> 00:54:27.705 - It unlocks a room that has a machine in it. - And? 842 00:54:31.943 --> 00:54:37.182 It can, you know, like, rewind. 843 00:54:37.215 --> 00:54:40.885 Are you talking about like, a video store? 844 00:54:42.720 --> 00:54:44.856 That we've been chasing down the key 845 00:54:44.889 --> 00:54:47.226 to a goddamn blockbuster this whole time? 846 00:54:47.858 --> 00:54:49.727 You can like, 847 00:54:49.760 --> 00:54:53.631 go back earlier in the night, like rewind. 848 00:55:18.155 --> 00:55:19.023 You're telling me that you... 849 00:55:19.057 --> 00:55:22.695 You currently possess a key 850 00:55:23.727 --> 00:55:24.996 that opens a room 851 00:55:26.898 --> 00:55:28.733 that houses a machine 852 00:55:30.001 --> 00:55:33.171 that lets you go back in time? 853 00:55:36.006 --> 00:55:37.175 Yes. 854 00:55:38.142 --> 00:55:39.744 Wow. 855 00:55:40.144 --> 00:55:41.780 So uh, I mean, 856 00:55:42.881 --> 00:55:45.217 you're just straight up loony tunes. 857 00:55:45.249 --> 00:55:47.352 Fuck off. 858 00:55:47.686 --> 00:55:49.321 Was Frank your boyfriend? 859 00:55:49.354 --> 00:55:50.889 Frank? 860 00:55:52.090 --> 00:55:53.090 No. 861 00:55:53.992 --> 00:55:55.301 Was he the guy you took the case from? 862 00:55:55.325 --> 00:55:56.961 The one you said hit you? 863 00:55:57.896 --> 00:55:59.231 It's complicated. 864 00:56:12.142 --> 00:56:13.378 Where are we going? 865 00:56:13.410 --> 00:56:14.679 You tell me. 866 00:56:14.713 --> 00:56:16.180 You're gonna show me. 867 00:56:16.213 --> 00:56:17.382 What? 868 00:56:17.749 --> 00:56:19.084 You got a fucking time machine? 869 00:56:19.117 --> 00:56:20.252 I wanna see that. 870 00:56:33.030 --> 00:56:34.465 - Ancient Rome? - No. 871 00:56:34.499 --> 00:56:35.901 Belle Époque? 872 00:56:35.934 --> 00:56:37.235 I don't know what that is. 873 00:56:37.267 --> 00:56:38.035 Woodstock? 874 00:56:38.068 --> 00:56:40.237 - No. - So when? 875 00:56:40.271 --> 00:56:42.039 You can only go as far back as you were born. 876 00:56:42.072 --> 00:56:44.041 Jesus, why the fuck are we driving so slow? 877 00:56:44.075 --> 00:56:46.278 I'm not capping off the evening with a speeding ticket. 878 00:56:46.311 --> 00:56:48.280 - We can fix that. - Uh-huh. 879 00:56:53.450 --> 00:56:55.454 So does it, you know, 880 00:56:56.820 --> 00:56:58.723 affect anything? 881 00:56:59.189 --> 00:57:01.102 You're not gonna come back with low testosterone, 882 00:57:01.126 --> 00:57:02.894 - if that's what you mean. - What? 883 00:57:02.927 --> 00:57:04.296 No. Uh, 884 00:57:04.329 --> 00:57:05.798 like reality. 885 00:57:06.999 --> 00:57:09.239 Aren't you supposed to be careful not to change anything? 886 00:57:10.235 --> 00:57:12.303 I mean, then what's the point? 887 00:57:12.336 --> 00:57:14.739 Aren't you worried that you know, 888 00:57:14.773 --> 00:57:17.742 killing Frank or meeting me... 889 00:57:18.876 --> 00:57:23.047 whatever, like totally mess up the fabric of reality 890 00:57:23.081 --> 00:57:24.849 either yours or everybody's? 891 00:57:24.883 --> 00:57:26.318 Hasn't yet. 892 00:57:26.351 --> 00:57:28.053 How many times have you done it? 893 00:57:28.086 --> 00:57:29.421 Don't know. 894 00:57:29.454 --> 00:57:30.889 And what do you do? 895 00:57:31.456 --> 00:57:32.825 Play games and stuff. 896 00:57:34.025 --> 00:57:36.528 So just to be clear, 897 00:57:36.561 --> 00:57:40.097 you're saying you can travel back in time 898 00:57:40.131 --> 00:57:44.436 and yet we just spent an hour burying a guy in the desert. 899 00:57:47.372 --> 00:57:49.508 It's all part of the experience, Rusty. 900 00:57:49.541 --> 00:57:50.441 You gotta be careful 901 00:57:50.476 --> 00:57:52.843 I know a guy who got nabbed for assault 902 00:57:52.876 --> 00:57:54.278 before he could get to the room. 903 00:57:54.311 --> 00:57:56.814 That is some rookie shit, I would never do that. 904 00:57:56.847 --> 00:57:58.249 Oh, I almost forgot. 905 00:58:03.188 --> 00:58:05.157 Done and done. 906 00:58:19.503 --> 00:58:21.005 What's a herald angel? 907 00:58:26.177 --> 00:58:27.813 Have we met before? 908 00:58:27.845 --> 00:58:28.546 Hmm? 909 00:58:28.579 --> 00:58:30.448 No, this is a new one. 910 00:58:31.582 --> 00:58:33.418 - And Frank? - That's the place. 911 00:58:50.602 --> 00:58:52.137 Shit. 912 00:58:59.910 --> 00:59:01.412 Okay, we're almost at the house, 913 00:59:01.445 --> 00:59:03.247 so just don't fuck this up. 914 00:59:03.280 --> 00:59:04.916 You should just run this red. 915 00:59:04.948 --> 00:59:06.985 We'll gun it straight to the house. 916 00:59:07.017 --> 00:59:08.452 I can jump us back. 917 00:59:09.287 --> 00:59:10.856 Uh-huh. 918 00:59:16.293 --> 00:59:18.062 It's green, dipshit. 919 00:59:32.910 --> 00:59:34.445 - What are you doing? - I'll handle it. 920 00:59:35.178 --> 00:59:36.990 Wait till I get out of the car and then book it. 921 00:59:37.014 --> 00:59:37.882 No. 922 00:59:37.916 --> 00:59:39.551 - Then let me talk. - Absolutely not. 923 00:59:39.584 --> 00:59:40.652 I'm good with people. 924 00:59:40.684 --> 00:59:43.554 That is not a thing anyone has said about you ever. 925 01:00:00.604 --> 01:00:02.240 - Good evening. - Uh, good evening. 926 01:00:03.240 --> 01:00:04.541 Did I do something wrong? 927 01:00:04.575 --> 01:00:06.019 Well, you know, you got a busted taillight 928 01:00:06.043 --> 01:00:07.244 on the driver's side there. 929 01:00:07.278 --> 01:00:08.346 Oh, really? 930 01:00:08.378 --> 01:00:09.514 Yep. 931 01:00:09.546 --> 01:00:11.615 I'm sorry, officer, uh... 932 01:00:11.648 --> 01:00:14.919 I was helping her move earlier, so maybe it happened then. 933 01:00:14.952 --> 01:00:16.954 - Where you moving to? - She's uh, 934 01:00:16.988 --> 01:00:19.524 she's leaving an abusive relationship. 935 01:00:19.557 --> 01:00:21.226 She file a restraining order? 936 01:00:21.992 --> 01:00:24.328 No, but that's a good idea. You should consider that. 937 01:00:24.361 --> 01:00:26.064 Fuck off. 938 01:00:28.499 --> 01:00:30.435 Let me see your license and registration, please. 939 01:00:30.468 --> 01:00:31.503 Sure. 940 01:00:31.535 --> 01:00:32.970 Here you go. 941 01:00:33.271 --> 01:00:34.506 Excuse me. 942 01:00:41.412 --> 01:00:42.680 I'll be right back. 943 01:00:46.217 --> 01:00:47.261 I thought you said you could handle it. 944 01:00:47.285 --> 01:00:49.654 I was handling it until you opened your mouth. 945 01:00:49.686 --> 01:00:51.322 Do you know that guy? 946 01:00:51.356 --> 01:00:53.033 I don't know. They all start to blend together. 947 01:00:53.057 --> 01:00:54.057 Uh-huh. 948 01:01:03.401 --> 01:01:04.970 - Give me your gun. - No. 949 01:01:05.003 --> 01:01:06.939 - C'mon. - Absolutely not. 950 01:01:09.773 --> 01:01:11.142 Okay, fine. 951 01:01:19.082 --> 01:01:20.285 Wait. 952 01:01:20.318 --> 01:01:21.687 What are you doing? 953 01:02:06.363 --> 01:02:08.465 Why the fuck did you have to do that? 954 01:02:08.499 --> 01:02:09.534 You're welcome. 955 01:02:09.566 --> 01:02:10.568 You're welcome? 956 01:02:10.601 --> 01:02:12.303 Calm down, I can fix it. 957 01:02:12.336 --> 01:02:14.171 What? With your time machine? 958 01:02:16.374 --> 01:02:17.709 Stop whining. Come on, let's go. 959 01:02:20.311 --> 01:02:21.513 Ah! 960 01:02:22.780 --> 01:02:23.780 Stop it. 961 01:02:27.751 --> 01:02:28.751 Stop! 962 01:02:31.822 --> 01:02:33.323 We done? 963 01:02:33.356 --> 01:02:34.324 Uh-huh. 964 01:02:34.358 --> 01:02:36.461 Now, get in the fucking car and trust me. 965 01:03:06.858 --> 01:03:07.792 This? 966 01:03:07.825 --> 01:03:09.361 Yeah. 967 01:03:14.532 --> 01:03:16.501 You've got like a murder dungeon in there. 968 01:03:16.534 --> 01:03:17.501 Please. 969 01:03:17.535 --> 01:03:19.370 And you're near the bait. 970 01:03:19.403 --> 01:03:22.340 Some sicko is gonna make a pair of chaps out of my leg skin? 971 01:03:22.372 --> 01:03:23.775 Gross. 972 01:03:26.744 --> 01:03:29.180 We only got like 15, 20 minutes before the cops show up. 973 01:03:32.916 --> 01:03:35.352 And your douche wagon kinda sticks out around here. 974 01:04:45.322 --> 01:04:47.191 I'm just gonna give you a little taste. 975 01:05:13.751 --> 01:05:17.722 Year, month, day, time. 976 01:05:19.023 --> 01:05:20.892 And enter. 977 01:05:41.845 --> 01:05:43.280 Charlotte. 978 01:05:43.713 --> 01:05:44.949 Who's asking? 979 01:05:52.456 --> 01:05:53.456 What? 980 01:05:53.523 --> 01:05:54.592 Ah! 981 01:05:54.624 --> 01:05:55.525 Again? 982 01:05:55.559 --> 01:05:57.294 That's for not believing me. 983 01:06:06.470 --> 01:06:08.372 - I mean... - I know, right? 984 01:06:08.405 --> 01:06:11.409 Uh, I don't even know how to process this, 985 01:06:11.441 --> 01:06:13.043 I mean, how does it even work? 986 01:06:13.077 --> 01:06:14.579 Fuck if I know. 987 01:06:14.945 --> 01:06:16.581 Come on, let's go. 988 01:06:18.548 --> 01:06:20.450 Couldn't we have jumped to before you shot him? 989 01:06:20.483 --> 01:06:21.651 Nah, 990 01:06:21.684 --> 01:06:23.562 it was funnier when I got to kick you in the nuts again. 991 01:06:23.586 --> 01:06:25.989 Do you just jump around doing shit like this? 992 01:06:26.023 --> 01:06:27.291 Sometimes this, 993 01:06:27.325 --> 01:06:28.626 sometimes other stuff. 994 01:06:28.659 --> 01:06:29.669 One time, we went to Vegas, 995 01:06:29.693 --> 01:06:31.996 and won $800,000 in blackjack. 996 01:06:32.028 --> 01:06:33.430 Another time, we poked a hole 997 01:06:33.463 --> 01:06:35.599 in every condom in CVS in Tarzana. 998 01:06:36.901 --> 01:06:37.869 Who's we? 999 01:06:37.901 --> 01:06:40.405 There's a bunch of us who know about the key. 1000 01:06:40.438 --> 01:06:42.039 It's part of the game. 1001 01:06:42.072 --> 01:06:43.775 Do all of you do this? 1002 01:06:43.807 --> 01:06:45.709 - Do what? - Kill cops and shit. 1003 01:06:46.910 --> 01:06:48.321 Well, you're acting like it's a permanent thing. 1004 01:06:48.345 --> 01:06:49.179 It's not a permanent thing, 1005 01:06:49.213 --> 01:06:50.457 we can always go back and change it. 1006 01:06:50.481 --> 01:06:51.448 But you never thought, 1007 01:06:51.481 --> 01:06:53.317 "Well, maybe I should stop 9/11 or something." 1008 01:06:53.351 --> 01:06:57.854 Okay, so you're telling me if you had one chance, 1009 01:06:57.887 --> 01:07:01.625 one chance to time travel, that's the moment you choose? 1010 01:07:11.535 --> 01:07:13.071 I don't know when I choose. 1011 01:07:13.738 --> 01:07:15.073 See? 1012 01:07:15.539 --> 01:07:16.749 You wanna act all high and mighty, 1013 01:07:16.773 --> 01:07:19.777 but you ask anyone one wish. 1014 01:07:21.678 --> 01:07:23.514 And you know what they're not wishing for? 1015 01:07:24.981 --> 01:07:26.784 World peace. 1016 01:07:39.798 --> 01:07:43.068 Mmm, I love the smell of the woods. 1017 01:07:58.448 --> 01:08:00.151 You still have that cop's gun? 1018 01:08:00.184 --> 01:08:01.586 Yeah. 1019 01:08:06.423 --> 01:08:07.458 What the fuck?! 1020 01:08:07.492 --> 01:08:10.628 Seems foolish to have evidence on you like that. 1021 01:08:10.660 --> 01:08:12.729 Oh, Rusty. 1022 01:08:12.762 --> 01:08:16.601 I don't waste one brain cell worrying about that shit. 1023 01:08:16.634 --> 01:08:17.769 Must be nice. 1024 01:08:17.802 --> 01:08:19.036 It is. 1025 01:08:37.554 --> 01:08:38.834 Where do you think you're going? 1026 01:08:39.723 --> 01:08:40.959 I thought we were going back. 1027 01:08:41.925 --> 01:08:42.826 Back where? 1028 01:08:42.861 --> 01:08:44.961 Before the cop... before I killed Frank, 1029 01:08:44.995 --> 01:08:47.564 before you killed Frank a second time, I don't know. 1030 01:08:47.598 --> 01:08:48.700 Nah-uh. 1031 01:09:07.518 --> 01:09:08.520 What? 1032 01:09:09.786 --> 01:09:11.555 You're welcome to stay here if you like, 1033 01:09:11.589 --> 01:09:13.732 but I'm pretty sure the cops are gonna show up any minute. 1034 01:09:13.756 --> 01:09:14.724 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1035 01:09:14.758 --> 01:09:16.094 We're fixing all this. 1036 01:09:16.626 --> 01:09:18.696 It's been a fun ride, Rusty, but it's over. 1037 01:09:22.165 --> 01:09:23.668 You're pinning all this on me? 1038 01:09:23.701 --> 01:09:24.803 You said I was deviant. 1039 01:09:27.271 --> 01:09:28.706 And you were right. 1040 01:10:12.316 --> 01:10:13.251 Ah! 1041 01:10:13.284 --> 01:10:14.853 Ah! 1042 01:10:25.094 --> 01:10:26.129 Oh shit. 1043 01:10:27.665 --> 01:10:28.900 Where is it? 1044 01:10:32.670 --> 01:10:34.672 Rusty, you motherfucker, let me in! 1045 01:10:34.705 --> 01:10:36.707 You don't deserve it, it's all garbage. 1046 01:10:36.740 --> 01:10:37.784 Everything you do with it is garbage. 1047 01:10:37.808 --> 01:10:39.977 You preachy fuck, just let me in! 1048 01:10:40.009 --> 01:10:41.978 No. No fucking way. 1049 01:10:42.012 --> 01:10:43.648 Okay. 1050 01:10:43.680 --> 01:10:45.950 Okay, fine, we go together. We go back together. 1051 01:10:45.982 --> 01:10:48.552 I can take you back to before we met 1052 01:10:48.585 --> 01:10:50.954 and uh, I'll get an Uber or something, 1053 01:10:50.987 --> 01:10:53.857 and you can go back to your pathetic taxi life! 1054 01:10:56.927 --> 01:10:58.896 Russell! 1055 01:11:18.616 --> 01:11:19.951 Go! Go, go, go, go, go! 1056 01:11:22.620 --> 01:11:25.289 Charlotte! 1057 01:13:44.460 --> 01:13:46.430 What? You just do this driving shit for fun? 1058 01:13:48.965 --> 01:13:51.369 I let my partner buy me out. 1059 01:14:04.881 --> 01:14:06.750 - Can I get a black and tan? - Yeah. 1060 01:14:11.789 --> 01:14:13.057 - You mind? - Not at all. 1061 01:14:25.035 --> 01:14:26.303 Waiting for somebody? 1062 01:14:26.335 --> 01:14:28.472 Yeah. 1063 01:14:28.504 --> 01:14:30.206 Super flaky chick. 1064 01:14:30.240 --> 01:14:32.120 Sometimes it's better if they don't show at all. 1065 01:14:33.043 --> 01:14:34.144 Ain't that the truth? 1066 01:14:35.012 --> 01:14:37.247 How about you? 1067 01:14:38.214 --> 01:14:39.449 Nah. 1068 01:14:40.049 --> 01:14:43.754 I'm uh, celebrating alone. 1069 01:14:44.521 --> 01:14:46.090 What you celebrating? 1070 01:14:46.956 --> 01:14:50.026 This app I invented is about to go public. 1071 01:14:51.594 --> 01:14:53.063 Fuck, man. 1072 01:14:53.964 --> 01:14:55.866 - I got that one. - Yep. 1073 01:14:55.898 --> 01:14:57.468 Thanks. 1074 01:15:00.536 --> 01:15:02.138 To new beginnings. 1075 01:15:04.040 --> 01:15:05.242 New beginnings.