WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:05.100 --> 00:02:07.003 Father, are you ever afraid? 4 00:02:08.700 --> 00:02:10.778 I've done too many exorcisms over the years 5 00:02:10.780 --> 00:02:12.443 to be truly afraid anymore. 6 00:02:13.430 --> 00:02:17.108 But I've seen too much outside of the norm not to be wary. 7 00:02:17.110 --> 00:02:18.510 Tell us about Amy. 8 00:02:20.220 --> 00:02:21.828 Amy kinderman is a young woman 9 00:02:21.830 --> 00:02:25.668 who has struggling with possession since she was 14. 10 00:02:25.670 --> 00:02:27.648 Her mother came to me about six months ago 11 00:02:27.650 --> 00:02:28.800 to see if I could help. 12 00:02:30.050 --> 00:02:31.818 I've had a few interviews with Amy 13 00:02:31.820 --> 00:02:33.958 and I've seen all the signs. 14 00:02:33.960 --> 00:02:35.573 The destructive behavior, 15 00:02:36.620 --> 00:02:39.638 the abuse of her mother and others. 16 00:02:39.640 --> 00:02:41.983 So now you try an exorcism? 17 00:02:43.010 --> 00:02:44.643 I have to do more than try. 18 00:02:46.370 --> 00:02:49.353 Father benna, is god enough? 19 00:02:51.210 --> 00:02:53.953 He or she has to be. 20 00:03:00.800 --> 00:03:02.103 That's Amy and her mother. 21 00:03:10.100 --> 00:03:11.100 Please come in. 22 00:03:23.980 --> 00:03:26.003 Father, do you want me to stay? 23 00:03:27.550 --> 00:03:29.700 I think it's best if you come back later. 24 00:03:30.860 --> 00:03:32.923 But what about the cameras? 25 00:03:33.950 --> 00:03:37.478 I've done five exorcisms since we've started the show. 26 00:03:37.480 --> 00:03:39.418 And the cameras haven't made a difference. 27 00:03:39.420 --> 00:03:42.373 And they will be an important document once the show airs. 28 00:03:45.750 --> 00:03:49.753 Amy, please have a seat and we can begin our work. 29 00:03:52.340 --> 00:03:53.540 Okay, father. 30 00:03:56.530 --> 00:03:58.023 She's in good hands. 31 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:01.753 The hands are the easy part. 32 00:04:03.290 --> 00:04:06.528 It's when he makes me touch the other things. 33 00:04:06.530 --> 00:04:08.938 He says they're holy. 34 00:04:08.940 --> 00:04:11.298 He says it's different than the other boys 35 00:04:11.300 --> 00:04:13.253 because he's a man of god. 36 00:04:15.420 --> 00:04:17.468 That's the devil talking. 37 00:04:17.470 --> 00:04:20.397 That's right, spank the devil out of me! 38 00:04:22.922 --> 00:04:24.078 The demon deceives. 39 00:04:24.080 --> 00:04:26.038 I've been very bad, daddy. 40 00:04:26.040 --> 00:04:28.433 Show me again what bad girls get. 41 00:04:30.300 --> 00:04:32.938 These are a demon's oldest tricks. 42 00:04:32.940 --> 00:04:35.838 You're just as bad as any other priest. 43 00:04:35.840 --> 00:04:36.840 We're leaving. 44 00:04:38.900 --> 00:04:41.193 And you're not even on basic cable. 45 00:04:53.640 --> 00:04:56.033 I think your show just got canceled. 46 00:04:57.880 --> 00:04:59.633 Better luck next time, priest. 47 00:05:04.110 --> 00:05:05.698 Did you get that? 48 00:05:05.700 --> 00:05:06.700 Get what? 49 00:05:27.190 --> 00:05:28.553 I'm finished. 50 00:05:30.180 --> 00:05:32.318 What could be worse? 51 00:05:47.720 --> 00:05:49.568 It has been that written that Noah, 52 00:05:49.570 --> 00:05:52.698 son of lamech, was the 10th patriarch, 53 00:05:52.700 --> 00:05:54.548 and at the age of 500 years, 54 00:05:54.550 --> 00:05:57.485 fathered shem, japheth, and ham. 55 00:05:57.487 --> 00:05:59.223 And shem fathered arpachshad, 56 00:06:00.080 --> 00:06:03.708 and arpachshad down through his descendants begat Abraham. 57 00:06:03.710 --> 00:06:05.708 Japheth begat magog and gomer 58 00:06:05.710 --> 00:06:08.618 and many children who became kin to man. 59 00:06:08.620 --> 00:06:10.708 It was ham who begat canaan 60 00:06:10.710 --> 00:06:12.958 and called upon him a curse. 61 00:06:12.960 --> 00:06:14.928 It was not the first curse of Noah, 62 00:06:14.930 --> 00:06:17.258 but the only to be known today. 63 00:06:17.260 --> 00:06:20.055 The other curse of Noah landed upon his son zadkiel, 64 00:06:20.057 --> 00:06:23.118 and thus, is his name lost today. 65 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:26.382 His name exists only in the book of the witch of endor, 66 00:06:26.384 --> 00:06:28.158 which was struck from the Bible. 67 00:06:28.160 --> 00:06:30.888 The witch herself was nearly struck from the book of Samuel 68 00:06:30.890 --> 00:06:32.828 for necromancy and wizardry, 69 00:06:32.830 --> 00:06:35.828 and thus was her writing lost for centuries. 70 00:06:35.830 --> 00:06:37.368 But we find in the book of the witch 71 00:06:37.370 --> 00:06:39.938 that zadkiel believed in the covenant of Noah 72 00:06:39.940 --> 00:06:42.178 and worked alongside his fathers and brothers 73 00:06:42.180 --> 00:06:43.528 in the building of the ark, 74 00:06:43.530 --> 00:06:45.903 which the animals would go in two by two. 75 00:06:47.100 --> 00:06:49.645 But zadkiel rested when the others did not 76 00:06:49.647 --> 00:06:52.099 and found himself by a lake. 77 00:06:52.101 --> 00:06:54.608 And that is where he found the devil. 78 00:06:54.610 --> 00:06:57.858 In those days, a demon could come in the form of a snake, 79 00:06:57.860 --> 00:06:59.998 as one did to Adam and Eve, 80 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:03.358 or in the form of other creatures of an evil nature. 81 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:06.135 So it was on that day that zadkiel, 82 00:07:06.137 --> 00:07:09.275 son of Noah, first met the shark. 83 00:07:09.277 --> 00:07:12.328 The shark spoke to zadkiel of the coming flood 84 00:07:12.330 --> 00:07:14.528 and asked to be taken upon the ark, 85 00:07:14.530 --> 00:07:16.408 but zadkiel said unto the shark 86 00:07:16.410 --> 00:07:18.608 that his father Noah had already picked the two 87 00:07:18.610 --> 00:07:20.548 that would go together. 88 00:07:20.550 --> 00:07:24.462 It was then that the demon shark made a bargain with zadkiel 89 00:07:24.464 --> 00:07:27.048 and that bargain was that the shark would protect zadkiel 90 00:07:27.050 --> 00:07:28.725 from all the creatures of god 91 00:07:28.727 --> 00:07:31.238 and would be the master of the coyote, 92 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:33.968 the hawk, the lion, the grizzly, 93 00:07:33.970 --> 00:07:35.818 and all creatures who walk or fly 94 00:07:35.820 --> 00:07:38.728 and might want to have mastery over man. 95 00:07:38.730 --> 00:07:41.188 And so it was that zadkiel snuck the shark 96 00:07:41.190 --> 00:07:43.148 upon his father's vessel. 97 00:07:43.150 --> 00:07:45.748 And when Noah found out what zadkiel had done, 98 00:07:45.750 --> 00:07:48.608 he struck his son in his drunkenness. 99 00:07:48.610 --> 00:07:50.865 Zadkiel came too close to the shark, 100 00:07:50.867 --> 00:07:54.579 and the demon betrayed him as all devils do. 101 00:07:59.221 --> 00:08:00.758 And thus did Noah gather his other sons 102 00:08:00.760 --> 00:08:02.838 and push the shark overboard, 103 00:08:02.840 --> 00:08:07.238 and then did Noah pledge shem, japheth, and ham to silence, 104 00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:09.008 as the ark was to have been a place of Harmony 105 00:08:09.010 --> 00:08:11.608 and the discord of the brother and his shark 106 00:08:11.610 --> 00:08:13.598 which made three instead of two 107 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:15.248 and then three instead of four 108 00:08:15.250 --> 00:08:17.868 must not be spoken of again. 109 00:08:17.870 --> 00:08:20.068 And thus by this did another curse fall 110 00:08:20.070 --> 00:08:21.261 on the family of Noah, 111 00:08:21.263 --> 00:08:24.578 that the flood lasted for 40 days instead of four 112 00:08:24.580 --> 00:08:25.668 and the stories that were 113 00:08:25.670 --> 00:08:28.659 hidden about those days were woeful. 114 00:08:37.037 --> 00:08:39.240 I can't believe I'm reading this. 115 00:08:39.242 --> 00:08:41.678 What, you got a tennis shoe endorsement waiting? 116 00:08:41.680 --> 00:08:42.888 What exactly is this? 117 00:08:42.890 --> 00:08:44.338 It's a documentary I'm working on. 118 00:08:44.340 --> 00:08:47.058 I'm gonna use it to raise money to go look for the ark. 119 00:08:47.060 --> 00:08:49.080 Who's going to watch this? 120 00:08:49.082 --> 00:08:50.728 I don't know, old people who want to give me money? 121 00:08:50.730 --> 00:08:52.339 It's kind of my thing. 122 00:08:53.174 --> 00:08:54.005 It's legit, benna. 123 00:08:54.007 --> 00:08:55.758 I know this witch of endor thing sounds like 124 00:08:55.760 --> 00:08:57.788 some sort of star wars thing. 125 00:08:57.790 --> 00:09:01.088 Look, I know the witch of endor was real. 126 00:09:01.090 --> 00:09:03.658 Saul asked her to summon the spirit of Samuel, 127 00:09:03.660 --> 00:09:05.258 which she did. 128 00:09:05.260 --> 00:09:07.498 Behold, there is a woman who hath 129 00:09:07.500 --> 00:09:09.388 a familiar spirit at endor. 130 00:09:09.390 --> 00:09:10.908 Okay, okay, so this old lady. 131 00:09:10.910 --> 00:09:12.878 She had a grandpa or something. 132 00:09:12.880 --> 00:09:15.018 He went searching for her, found this ancient Tome, 133 00:09:15.020 --> 00:09:18.568 contained all the writings, the prophecies of this witch. 134 00:09:18.570 --> 00:09:21.318 They kept it out of the Bible back in the day. 135 00:09:21.320 --> 00:09:22.878 I've never heard of this. 136 00:09:22.880 --> 00:09:25.078 Well, if you weren't so busy doing zipper exorcisms, 137 00:09:25.080 --> 00:09:25.948 maybe you'd heard of it. 138 00:09:25.950 --> 00:09:27.368 - I didn't... - Yeah, yeah. 139 00:09:27.370 --> 00:09:29.858 And I didn't skim off the top of a mega church either. 140 00:09:29.860 --> 00:09:31.958 I mean, how 1980s can you be? 141 00:09:31.960 --> 00:09:33.618 It's not like I had a bunch of wives 142 00:09:33.620 --> 00:09:35.238 with a bunch of machine guns or 143 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:37.328 started some ufo sex cult or 144 00:09:37.330 --> 00:09:40.048 asked them all to drink some cyanide kombucha. 145 00:09:40.050 --> 00:09:41.648 I mean, I'm not even sure it's illegal 146 00:09:41.650 --> 00:09:43.398 to skim off the top of the church anymore. 147 00:09:43.400 --> 00:09:45.798 Look, about this book of the witch. 148 00:09:45.800 --> 00:09:46.631 Yeah, so this book. 149 00:09:46.633 --> 00:09:48.468 The old lady died and left it to me. 150 00:09:48.470 --> 00:09:50.208 And in it, in the prophecies, 151 00:09:50.210 --> 00:09:52.083 it contained where the ark landed. 152 00:09:53.290 --> 00:09:55.988 And the fourth son of Noah who got eaten by a shark? 153 00:09:55.990 --> 00:09:57.190 That guy too. 154 00:09:58.220 --> 00:10:00.788 So there's enough there, you think you can find the ark. 155 00:10:00.790 --> 00:10:02.278 Yeah, baby. 156 00:10:02.280 --> 00:10:03.698 Why is that? 157 00:10:03.700 --> 00:10:06.218 Well, another dude, an explorer guy back in the day, 158 00:10:06.220 --> 00:10:07.878 he read the book of the witch too, 159 00:10:07.880 --> 00:10:10.803 followed all the clues and brought back a piece of wood. 160 00:10:12.400 --> 00:10:13.818 I got it out back. 161 00:10:13.820 --> 00:10:15.038 A board from what? 162 00:10:15.040 --> 00:10:16.243 From the ark. 163 00:10:17.150 --> 00:10:18.931 Boards from the ark were just lying around? 164 00:10:18.933 --> 00:10:21.168 I don't know, maybe he had a crowbar or something. 165 00:10:21.170 --> 00:10:22.558 I wasn't there. 166 00:10:22.560 --> 00:10:23.508 Mm-hmm. 167 00:10:23.510 --> 00:10:26.068 Oh, ye of little faith. 168 00:10:26.070 --> 00:10:28.378 And see, I do know how to use ye in a sentence. 169 00:10:28.380 --> 00:10:30.130 They say I'm not a man of religion. 170 00:10:58.070 --> 00:10:59.908 So that's the board. 171 00:10:59.910 --> 00:11:01.668 The old lady willed me all the papers and everything, 172 00:11:01.670 --> 00:11:03.048 plus a couple grand 173 00:11:03.050 --> 00:11:04.728 which the government took in the settlement, 174 00:11:04.730 --> 00:11:05.958 which was a real screw 'cause I didn't 175 00:11:05.960 --> 00:11:06.848 ask for that money, man. 176 00:11:06.850 --> 00:11:08.598 She loved my TV show. 177 00:11:08.600 --> 00:11:11.328 She was hoping I'd finish what her grandpa started. 178 00:11:11.330 --> 00:11:13.138 She gave me all the official papers and everything, 179 00:11:13.140 --> 00:11:16.404 plus a transcript of the book of the witch of endor. 180 00:11:16.406 --> 00:11:18.788 We've got everything we need to rock this thing, man. 181 00:11:18.790 --> 00:11:21.428 Looks like someone peeled that off an amish barn. 182 00:11:21.430 --> 00:11:22.758 Don't do me like that, father. 183 00:11:22.760 --> 00:11:25.418 This lady was a true believer. 184 00:11:25.420 --> 00:11:27.018 How come the old lady's family member 185 00:11:27.020 --> 00:11:28.688 didn't bring back the rest? 186 00:11:28.690 --> 00:11:30.638 Ah, I guess he came back with one arm or something. 187 00:11:30.640 --> 00:11:32.340 Makes it kinda hard to lug things. 188 00:11:33.620 --> 00:11:34.620 Only one arm? 189 00:11:35.810 --> 00:11:39.288 Well, mount ararat ain't exactly a trip to Disneyland. 190 00:11:39.290 --> 00:11:40.758 No. 191 00:11:40.760 --> 00:11:42.003 I'm sure that's true. 192 00:11:42.907 --> 00:11:44.573 Okay, so what do you think? 193 00:11:45.867 --> 00:11:46.867 What do I think? 194 00:12:06.123 --> 00:12:07.456 It sounds funny. 195 00:12:09.265 --> 00:12:10.943 I don't know what this is. 196 00:12:13.563 --> 00:12:17.183 But there's something. 197 00:12:30.503 --> 00:12:32.738 There's something there. 198 00:12:32.740 --> 00:12:34.768 Yeah, it's a little splintery. 199 00:12:34.770 --> 00:12:37.423 Had it in the garage with a bunch of other junk but 200 00:12:37.425 --> 00:12:38.703 I think that's the right one. 201 00:12:40.020 --> 00:12:41.543 Oh, it's the right one. 202 00:12:42.630 --> 00:12:46.588 And the road to endor is the oldest road 203 00:12:46.590 --> 00:12:49.298 and the craziest road of all. 204 00:12:49.300 --> 00:12:52.358 Straight it runs to the witch's abode 205 00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:54.113 as it did in the days of Saul. 206 00:12:55.642 --> 00:12:58.688 And nothing has changed of the sorrow in store, 207 00:12:58.690 --> 00:13:01.253 for such as go down the road to endor. 208 00:13:02.773 --> 00:13:04.613 Huh, yeah, what you just said. 209 00:13:07.270 --> 00:13:09.183 The prophecy of the witch is real. 210 00:13:10.650 --> 00:13:13.113 I know because this wood is possessed. 211 00:13:21.430 --> 00:13:22.318 Tell me again. 212 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:24.708 What happened to the old woman who left you this? 213 00:13:24.710 --> 00:13:27.778 I don't know, I think her house burned down or something. 214 00:13:27.780 --> 00:13:30.348 Then how did the book of the witch of endor survive? 215 00:13:30.350 --> 00:13:32.038 How did that board make it? 216 00:13:32.040 --> 00:13:33.040 I don't know. 217 00:13:33.940 --> 00:13:36.378 The grandfather was gravely ill. 218 00:13:36.380 --> 00:13:38.888 The granddaughter died in the fire. 219 00:13:38.890 --> 00:13:39.888 And the father? 220 00:13:39.890 --> 00:13:41.225 That one I know. 221 00:13:41.227 --> 00:13:44.058 The old lady had me praying for his soul. 222 00:13:44.060 --> 00:13:48.208 I would do that for four easy installments of 29.95. 223 00:13:48.210 --> 00:13:50.118 Well, he went crazy. 224 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:52.068 Killed himself when she was young or something. 225 00:13:52.070 --> 00:13:54.538 She thought he was burning in hell this whole time. 226 00:13:54.540 --> 00:13:57.438 Prepare for the sons a place of slaughter 227 00:13:57.440 --> 00:13:59.918 because of the iniquity of their fathers. 228 00:13:59.920 --> 00:14:01.635 You got one for every occasion, don't you? 229 00:14:01.637 --> 00:14:03.438 Right off the top of your head too. 230 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:04.940 That's good, that's real good. 231 00:14:05.947 --> 00:14:08.903 So possessed wood, huh? 232 00:14:10.050 --> 00:14:11.636 You had any luck with possessed wood, 233 00:14:11.638 --> 00:14:13.398 you wouldn't have gotten in all that trouble. 234 00:14:14.421 --> 00:14:15.748 What? Come on. 235 00:14:15.750 --> 00:14:17.708 It was just right there. 236 00:14:17.710 --> 00:14:19.428 Don't you ever shut up? 237 00:14:19.430 --> 00:14:21.988 Now you know the difference between you and me. 238 00:14:21.990 --> 00:14:23.808 You were paid to be religious. 239 00:14:23.810 --> 00:14:25.368 I was paid to talk. 240 00:14:25.370 --> 00:14:26.370 Nevermind that. 241 00:14:27.377 --> 00:14:30.213 I saw the evil is soaked into that board. 242 00:14:30.215 --> 00:14:31.808 The blood. 243 00:14:31.810 --> 00:14:34.788 If you really want to know the secret of the ark, 244 00:14:34.790 --> 00:14:38.308 the lost fourth son of Noah and of the demon, 245 00:14:38.310 --> 00:14:39.493 I have to go to work. 246 00:14:40.593 --> 00:14:41.424 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 247 00:14:41.426 --> 00:14:43.186 Exactly what demon are we talking about here? 248 00:14:53.800 --> 00:14:56.320 Be sober and be vigilant 249 00:14:57.160 --> 00:15:00.498 because your adversary, the devil, 250 00:15:00.500 --> 00:15:04.568 as a roaring lion walketh about, 251 00:15:04.570 --> 00:15:06.978 seeking whom he may devour. 252 00:15:06.980 --> 00:15:08.483 Or maybe swimmeth about? 253 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:12.413 Pretorius, please! 254 00:15:14.210 --> 00:15:15.778 Okay, okay. 255 00:15:15.780 --> 00:15:20.188 Almighty god, source of irresistible might 256 00:15:20.190 --> 00:15:24.378 and king of an invincible realm that I cannot perceive, 257 00:15:24.380 --> 00:15:27.628 the ever glorious conqueror of evil, 258 00:15:27.630 --> 00:15:31.158 he who restrains the force of the adversary, 259 00:15:31.160 --> 00:15:34.298 silencing the uproar of his rage 260 00:15:34.300 --> 00:15:37.514 and valiantly subduing his wickedness. 261 00:15:44.375 --> 00:15:47.978 It is in awe and humility that I beg you, lord, 262 00:15:47.980 --> 00:15:49.580 to regard with favor this thing. 263 00:15:50.880 --> 00:15:53.038 Take hold of the dragon. 264 00:15:53.040 --> 00:15:56.888 Behold serpent, no matter which storm, 265 00:15:56.890 --> 00:15:59.335 which is the devil and Satan 266 00:15:59.337 --> 00:16:03.558 and all the demons of the underworld, large and small, 267 00:16:03.560 --> 00:16:04.790 and bind them. 268 00:16:06.310 --> 00:16:08.092 Hey, what's going on, man? 269 00:16:08.094 --> 00:16:09.444 Hey man, is this even safe? 270 00:16:10.455 --> 00:16:13.295 I didn't know this was real, is this real? 271 00:16:13.297 --> 00:16:14.591 Benna! 272 00:16:14.593 --> 00:16:15.991 Bind them. 273 00:16:15.993 --> 00:16:18.668 Cast him into the bottomless pit 274 00:16:18.670 --> 00:16:20.773 so he may no longer seduce the nations. 275 00:16:22.160 --> 00:16:26.498 As smoke is driven away, so are they driven. 276 00:16:26.500 --> 00:16:29.468 As wax melts before the flame, 277 00:16:29.470 --> 00:16:32.637 so the wicked perish at the presence of god. 278 00:16:38.657 --> 00:16:39.657 Benna? 279 00:16:52.450 --> 00:16:53.450 Oh, dude! 280 00:16:54.440 --> 00:16:56.490 What about all creatures great and small? 281 00:16:57.750 --> 00:17:00.953 Then Jesus asked him, what is your name? 282 00:17:02.396 --> 00:17:07.060 And the man answered, my name is legion, for we are many. 283 00:17:09.953 --> 00:17:11.418 In the book of Mark, 284 00:17:11.420 --> 00:17:14.228 Jesus drove an impure spirit from a possessed man 285 00:17:14.230 --> 00:17:16.478 and into a herd of pigs 286 00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:18.203 which ran into a lake and drowned. 287 00:17:20.010 --> 00:17:21.438 It wasn't going to leave that wood 288 00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:23.493 until it found a willing receptacle. 289 00:17:24.570 --> 00:17:27.151 Where is the book of the witch of endor? 290 00:17:27.153 --> 00:17:29.773 It's back at my place with the grandpa's journal. 291 00:17:31.270 --> 00:17:32.721 You shouldn't leave that just lying around. 292 00:17:32.723 --> 00:17:35.503 Yeah, I kinda see that now. 293 00:17:37.250 --> 00:17:39.400 I need to read that journal before we go. 294 00:17:40.455 --> 00:17:41.455 Go? 295 00:17:42.490 --> 00:17:43.490 Go find the ark. 296 00:17:44.273 --> 00:17:46.123 We didn't even raise any money yet. 297 00:17:47.520 --> 00:17:49.213 We can't wait just for money. 298 00:17:52.535 --> 00:17:54.448 What, wait, wait, you have money? 299 00:17:54.450 --> 00:17:57.110 Why didn't you tell me you had money? 300 00:18:53.150 --> 00:18:56.118 My search for Noah's ark enters a new phase 301 00:18:56.120 --> 00:18:59.198 since I found the book of the witch of endor. 302 00:18:59.200 --> 00:19:01.718 To scale mount nebo was a trial, 303 00:19:01.720 --> 00:19:03.593 but something kept pushing me on. 304 00:19:04.734 --> 00:19:05.734 Something. 305 00:19:09.460 --> 00:19:13.688 And now it is that I feel I know the witch of endor. 306 00:19:13.690 --> 00:19:16.148 Now that I have read all of her prophecies, 307 00:19:16.150 --> 00:19:18.548 which would get me banished from the church 308 00:19:18.550 --> 00:19:20.143 were it known I had read them. 309 00:19:22.730 --> 00:19:25.600 And since I read them, she seems... 310 00:19:27.592 --> 00:19:28.592 A part of me. 311 00:19:29.976 --> 00:19:30.976 Somewhere. 312 00:19:32.072 --> 00:19:33.072 Always near. 313 00:19:37.580 --> 00:19:39.648 And thus as my adventure's taken me from 314 00:19:39.650 --> 00:19:42.438 one hellish peak to the next and 315 00:19:42.440 --> 00:19:44.608 I set foot on mount ararat now 316 00:19:44.610 --> 00:19:47.360 to seek the most sacred of things. 317 00:20:43.001 --> 00:20:44.084 Oh, my siren. 318 00:20:46.640 --> 00:20:47.640 My muse. 319 00:22:05.687 --> 00:22:09.543 The witch was, in her way, an angel. 320 00:22:10.580 --> 00:22:12.713 Carrying me to my destination. 321 00:22:13.960 --> 00:22:17.558 For what purpose, a mere mortal cannot fathom, 322 00:22:17.560 --> 00:22:19.098 except perhaps that I would carry 323 00:22:19.100 --> 00:22:22.538 the good word of truth forward to my fellow man. 324 00:22:22.540 --> 00:22:25.328 But I have learned that a good word is not enough. 325 00:22:25.330 --> 00:22:28.453 That evidence must be shown to a doubting man's eyes. 326 00:23:10.650 --> 00:23:14.157 I knew that the road ahead would be fraught with peril 327 00:23:14.159 --> 00:23:17.242 and that I would have to be on guard. 328 00:23:24.436 --> 00:23:27.093 But I did not know danger would be so close. 329 00:23:36.015 --> 00:23:38.432 That death would be so close. 330 00:24:32.651 --> 00:24:35.753 That death would be so close. 331 00:25:01.853 --> 00:25:04.383 That god would ask so much. 332 00:25:08.560 --> 00:25:10.718 It is as it has been said. 333 00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:13.163 God giveth, god taketh away. 334 00:25:14.030 --> 00:25:15.268 I have found the ark 335 00:25:15.270 --> 00:25:18.153 but also a powerful evil waiting for me. 336 00:25:19.100 --> 00:25:22.233 I must survive so that the world knows about the ark. 337 00:25:23.240 --> 00:25:27.123 But I am in a weakened state from which I may never recover. 338 00:25:28.305 --> 00:25:30.448 So it shall be upon those after me 339 00:25:30.450 --> 00:25:33.259 to bring the ark finally into the light 340 00:25:33.261 --> 00:25:35.073 and banish the darkness. 341 00:25:36.609 --> 00:25:38.459 For we must know light from darkness. 342 00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:53.880 Come in. 343 00:26:02.980 --> 00:26:04.438 Allen? Really? 344 00:26:04.440 --> 00:26:06.318 Hey, people gotta work, father. 345 00:26:06.320 --> 00:26:07.868 Al, baby, over here. 346 00:26:07.870 --> 00:26:10.358 Show's about me, not this guy. 347 00:26:10.360 --> 00:26:11.428 Now you have a show? 348 00:26:11.430 --> 00:26:13.768 Oh, it's more like a three episode arc 349 00:26:13.770 --> 00:26:15.268 on this whole reality show thing. 350 00:26:15.270 --> 00:26:17.018 It's called road to redemption. 351 00:26:17.020 --> 00:26:19.068 No, river of redemption. 352 00:26:19.070 --> 00:26:21.168 Rock it to redemption. 353 00:26:21.170 --> 00:26:23.438 I don't know, something with redemption in the title. 354 00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:26.108 Me, I get three episodes on this reality show. 355 00:26:26.110 --> 00:26:28.428 That guy from the '80s hair metal band had one hit. 356 00:26:28.430 --> 00:26:29.698 He gets five. 357 00:26:29.700 --> 00:26:31.728 For doing drugs? Like that's anything. 358 00:26:31.730 --> 00:26:33.663 Try skimming money, that takes brains. 359 00:26:35.060 --> 00:26:36.328 Nevermind that. 360 00:26:36.330 --> 00:26:37.568 Why is he here? 361 00:26:37.570 --> 00:26:39.978 Oh, he's going with us to Israel. 362 00:26:39.980 --> 00:26:41.818 Why are we going to Israel? 363 00:26:41.820 --> 00:26:45.188 Mount ararat, the whole Noah's ark thing? 364 00:26:45.190 --> 00:26:47.698 Mount ararat is not in Israel. 365 00:26:47.700 --> 00:26:51.838 It's between Turkey, Iran, Armenia, and Azerbaijan. 366 00:26:51.840 --> 00:26:52.928 Wait, Turkey? 367 00:26:52.930 --> 00:26:56.408 Yes, it's under Turkish military control. 368 00:26:56.410 --> 00:26:57.733 So they shoot onsite. 369 00:26:58.640 --> 00:27:00.603 We need to find a less guarded route. 370 00:27:01.530 --> 00:27:03.548 Our best bet might be Iran. 371 00:27:03.550 --> 00:27:06.328 It's the closest side to where the notes take us. 372 00:27:06.330 --> 00:27:07.663 Wait, wait, Iran? 373 00:27:09.240 --> 00:27:10.493 There's no easy way. 374 00:27:12.180 --> 00:27:14.073 And it is as it has been said. 375 00:27:15.070 --> 00:27:17.708 We have to know the darkness from the light. 376 00:27:17.710 --> 00:27:20.138 But Iran, dude. 377 00:27:20.140 --> 00:27:22.568 Remind me, they don't like us there, right? 378 00:27:22.570 --> 00:27:25.098 You better think about packing. 379 00:27:25.100 --> 00:27:27.378 Wait, they don't like us anywhere, do they? 380 00:27:27.380 --> 00:27:28.380 Go home and pack. 381 00:28:17.030 --> 00:28:20.428 Located at 3830 McMahon road 382 00:28:20.430 --> 00:28:22.308 on a desolate hilltop near the village 383 00:28:22.310 --> 00:28:24.068 of hinsdale, New York, 384 00:28:24.070 --> 00:28:26.948 the dandy house is over 100 years old 385 00:28:26.950 --> 00:28:29.373 and inhabited by age old spirits. 386 00:28:30.250 --> 00:28:31.778 Built near an Indian burial ground 387 00:28:31.780 --> 00:28:34.348 just 200 feet from the home, 388 00:28:34.350 --> 00:28:37.808 blood has been seen gushing from the earth there. 389 00:28:37.810 --> 00:28:42.810 This cemetery reputedly incurs 1,100 senecas 390 00:28:42.860 --> 00:28:45.610 who were killed by their own tribe for committing evil. 391 00:28:46.700 --> 00:28:49.342 Often, the dandys heard a course 392 00:28:49.344 --> 00:28:52.178 of disembodied voices echoing from the nearby woods 393 00:28:52.180 --> 00:28:55.278 as if performing a cleansing ritual. 394 00:28:55.280 --> 00:28:59.018 Equally disturbing, the family watched smoky air 395 00:28:59.020 --> 00:29:02.878 in the kitchen transform into a huge gray wolf. 396 00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:05.678 The beast leaped straight through a wooden door. 397 00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:10.073 The iroquois word for bleed was plainly heard. 398 00:29:10.950 --> 00:29:15.118 Then, shadow people were seen leering in the window. 399 00:29:15.120 --> 00:29:18.228 After the dandys went outside to investigate, 400 00:29:18.230 --> 00:29:22.518 the same faces were looking out at them from the living room 401 00:29:22.520 --> 00:29:25.378 as lights flashed on and off. 402 00:29:25.380 --> 00:29:27.578 Other ghosts were present as well. 403 00:29:27.580 --> 00:29:31.558 A young dark-haired lady was seen walking by the pond. 404 00:29:31.560 --> 00:29:35.128 Could she have been the woman hung from a tree out front? 405 00:29:35.130 --> 00:29:38.588 Then, apparitions in long gowns began appearing 406 00:29:38.590 --> 00:29:40.178 with startling frequency, 407 00:29:40.180 --> 00:29:42.718 both in and out of the house. 408 00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:44.508 They well could have been the victims 409 00:29:44.510 --> 00:29:47.548 of a deranged innkeeper who murdered travelers 410 00:29:47.550 --> 00:29:51.097 while the dwelling served as a way station for stagecoaches. 411 00:29:51.990 --> 00:29:54.618 From the time Phil dandy, his wife, Clara, 412 00:29:54.620 --> 00:29:56.698 and their three children moved into the house 413 00:29:56.700 --> 00:29:59.128 in July of 1973, 414 00:29:59.130 --> 00:30:01.938 they were beset by dark forces. 415 00:30:01.940 --> 00:30:04.898 Lights turned on and off by themselves. 416 00:30:04.900 --> 00:30:08.758 The kitchen stove went haywire while cooking dinner. 417 00:30:08.760 --> 00:30:11.158 Rooms got icy cold in August, 418 00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:15.078 and pounding and dragging noises echoed from the attic. 419 00:30:15.080 --> 00:30:17.488 One day, they heard the slamming of a window 420 00:30:17.490 --> 00:30:19.218 and smashing glass. 421 00:30:19.220 --> 00:30:21.498 When they scrambled to look in the bedroom 422 00:30:21.500 --> 00:30:23.328 from which the noise issued, 423 00:30:23.330 --> 00:30:26.188 all the windows were in place. 424 00:30:26.190 --> 00:30:29.028 Then, the haunting grew violent. 425 00:30:29.030 --> 00:30:32.398 After a lamp flew across the room at one of the daughters, 426 00:30:32.400 --> 00:30:35.278 the death card, the ace of spaces, 427 00:30:35.280 --> 00:30:38.008 was found on the floor in her room. 428 00:30:38.010 --> 00:30:41.038 A few days later, two of the children awoke 429 00:30:41.040 --> 00:30:43.858 with burn marks covering their bodies. 430 00:30:43.860 --> 00:30:45.578 This prompted the family to enlist. 431 00:30:45.580 --> 00:30:49.168 Father alphonsus trabold of St. bonaventure 432 00:30:49.170 --> 00:30:52.363 to perform an exorcism on April 13th, 1975. 433 00:30:54.640 --> 00:30:56.658 As he conducted his ceremony, 434 00:30:56.660 --> 00:30:59.578 moans and wails echoed through the house 435 00:30:59.580 --> 00:31:01.803 until all grew deathly still. 436 00:31:02.730 --> 00:31:04.478 Three months later though... 437 00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:05.573 - I'm finished. - The evil forces 438 00:31:05.575 --> 00:31:06.916 renewed their attacks. 439 00:31:06.918 --> 00:31:08.574 - What could be worse? - The dandys were eventually 440 00:31:08.576 --> 00:31:10.233 forced to move. 441 00:31:21.310 --> 00:31:23.098 Dude, I'll get you the money. 442 00:31:23.100 --> 00:31:25.698 You said you were raising the money. 443 00:31:25.700 --> 00:31:26.698 Same difference. 444 00:31:26.700 --> 00:31:27.668 Not to me it ain't. 445 00:31:27.670 --> 00:31:30.838 Raising money is money that you don't have. 446 00:31:30.840 --> 00:31:33.508 Listen man, I gotta go outta town for a few days. 447 00:31:33.510 --> 00:31:35.658 I'll have the money when I get back. 448 00:31:35.660 --> 00:31:38.818 I don't like the sounds of that, buster. 449 00:31:38.820 --> 00:31:40.848 Listen, I know people say this, 450 00:31:40.850 --> 00:31:42.908 but this time, I got it. 451 00:31:42.910 --> 00:31:43.741 I'm gonna come back. 452 00:31:43.743 --> 00:31:46.058 I'm gonna be making bank, dude. 453 00:31:46.060 --> 00:31:47.160 You better be. 454 00:32:15.136 --> 00:32:16.478 When I saw your name on the dating app, 455 00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:18.208 I thought it sounded familiar. 456 00:32:18.210 --> 00:32:21.858 Yeah, yeah, I was in the entertainment industry. 457 00:32:21.860 --> 00:32:23.698 Right now, I'm a producer, so. 458 00:32:23.700 --> 00:32:24.608 Wow. 459 00:32:24.610 --> 00:32:28.658 Yeah, so doing a whole history thing right now. 460 00:32:28.660 --> 00:32:30.778 That's crazy 'cause I'm an actress. 461 00:32:30.780 --> 00:32:32.528 I know, I saw it on your profile. 462 00:32:32.530 --> 00:32:36.078 So how would you like to play Noah's wife? 463 00:32:36.080 --> 00:32:37.468 Noah's wife? 464 00:32:37.470 --> 00:32:39.568 Yeah, I mean, he had 100 wives or whatever, 465 00:32:39.570 --> 00:32:40.948 but after the first few, 466 00:32:40.950 --> 00:32:43.208 you know he's only picking hotties. 467 00:32:43.210 --> 00:32:44.811 I guess. 468 00:32:44.813 --> 00:32:46.617 Yeah, so. 469 00:32:46.619 --> 00:32:47.788 Hold on, sounds like a bunch of fire trucks 470 00:32:47.790 --> 00:32:49.257 are going by or something. 471 00:32:49.259 --> 00:32:50.288 What? 472 00:32:50.290 --> 00:32:51.418 Never mind, how would you like to do 473 00:32:51.420 --> 00:32:53.673 a cold reading at my studio? 474 00:32:53.675 --> 00:32:54.791 A what? 475 00:32:54.793 --> 00:32:57.248 A cold reading. 476 00:32:57.250 --> 00:32:58.838 In my studio. 477 00:32:58.840 --> 00:33:00.318 Are you there? 478 00:33:00.320 --> 00:33:01.573 My studio! 479 00:33:08.950 --> 00:33:10.023 Buster, are you there? 480 00:33:22.037 --> 00:33:24.195 Better luck next time, priest. 481 00:33:24.197 --> 00:33:25.497 - Better luck next time. - For we must know 482 00:33:25.499 --> 00:33:30.499 - light from darkness. - Better luck next time. 483 00:33:49.693 --> 00:33:52.138 For we must know light from darkness. 484 00:33:52.140 --> 00:33:54.298 Better luck next time, priest. 485 00:33:54.300 --> 00:33:56.793 For we must know light from darkness. 486 00:34:44.049 --> 00:34:47.049 I am a visitation. 487 00:34:48.187 --> 00:34:49.508 What do you want? 488 00:34:49.510 --> 00:34:52.098 Stay away from buster pretorius. 489 00:34:52.100 --> 00:34:54.948 We know of him and his foolish quest. 490 00:34:54.950 --> 00:34:57.438 You might be too late for that. 491 00:34:57.440 --> 00:34:58.868 Who is we? 492 00:34:58.870 --> 00:35:00.933 You may call us z. 493 00:35:01.790 --> 00:35:04.763 And we protect the cursed ark from ever being found. 494 00:35:06.060 --> 00:35:07.143 The cursed ark? 495 00:35:08.080 --> 00:35:09.980 But most believe the ark to be sacred. 496 00:35:11.250 --> 00:35:13.498 Why do you call the ark cursed? 497 00:35:13.500 --> 00:35:15.618 Noah begat a cursed son 498 00:35:15.620 --> 00:35:17.328 whose name is lost to history, 499 00:35:17.330 --> 00:35:19.430 but we know as zadkiel. 500 00:35:20.630 --> 00:35:21.888 I know of him. 501 00:35:21.890 --> 00:35:23.198 He was the fourth son 502 00:35:23.200 --> 00:35:26.328 after shem, ham, and japheth. 503 00:35:26.330 --> 00:35:29.408 Zadkiel was also a drunk like his father, Noah, 504 00:35:29.410 --> 00:35:32.338 and was led into sin many times. 505 00:35:32.340 --> 00:35:35.218 Before the flood, zadkiel laid with a harlot 506 00:35:35.220 --> 00:35:37.668 and she became with child, 507 00:35:37.670 --> 00:35:40.358 but zadkiel was ashamed and left her on land 508 00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:41.423 when the flood came. 509 00:35:42.427 --> 00:35:45.898 But the fallen angel abraxis came on black wings 510 00:35:45.900 --> 00:35:47.998 and lifted the harlot to a mountaintop 511 00:35:48.000 --> 00:35:51.408 where she labored for 40 days and 40 nights. 512 00:35:51.410 --> 00:35:55.248 And on the day the waters receded, a child was born, 513 00:35:55.250 --> 00:35:57.973 and thus was born the only child of zadkiel, 514 00:35:58.950 --> 00:36:01.448 as he died on the ark and was thrown over 515 00:36:01.450 --> 00:36:04.148 by his three brothers and his father. 516 00:36:04.150 --> 00:36:06.348 And thus as well was born the first 517 00:36:06.350 --> 00:36:08.668 of the lost tribe of zadkiel. 518 00:36:08.670 --> 00:36:10.968 And we call ourselves z. 519 00:36:10.970 --> 00:36:12.508 Pledged through the many ages 520 00:36:12.510 --> 00:36:15.998 to keep our father's grave hidden from sight. 521 00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:19.248 But if the world were to see the evidence of god's plan, 522 00:36:19.250 --> 00:36:20.600 we might change everything. 523 00:36:21.729 --> 00:36:23.128 But the true story of the ark 524 00:36:23.130 --> 00:36:25.542 shows the plan of the devil, 525 00:36:25.544 --> 00:36:28.298 and that knowledge would be far worse. 526 00:36:28.300 --> 00:36:31.478 Knowledge of the devil is well known in this world. 527 00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:33.743 And so I cannot accept that interpretation. 528 00:36:35.230 --> 00:36:36.803 Then you will die. 529 00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:45.018 Who's this dude, ghost of Christmas past? 530 00:36:45.020 --> 00:36:46.291 What are you doing here? 531 00:36:46.293 --> 00:36:48.798 That dude torched the studio. 532 00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:49.631 What? 533 00:36:49.633 --> 00:36:52.130 Yeah, I saw him sneaking away, followed him here. 534 00:36:53.590 --> 00:36:55.240 Dude, did you cook bacon in this? 535 00:36:56.270 --> 00:36:58.643 Oh, I could smash some bacon right now. 536 00:36:59.980 --> 00:37:02.968 What about the book of the witch of endor and the journal? 537 00:37:02.970 --> 00:37:05.208 No worries, I don't leave that stuff lying around anymore. 538 00:37:05.210 --> 00:37:06.188 I carry it with me. 539 00:37:06.190 --> 00:37:09.728 Plus the studio, I got insurance and an alibi this time. 540 00:37:09.730 --> 00:37:11.263 Let's see who this guy is. 541 00:37:12.930 --> 00:37:14.073 Oh, that's not good. 542 00:37:15.910 --> 00:37:17.603 Ew, is this his face? 543 00:37:19.890 --> 00:37:21.623 The more important question is, 544 00:37:22.470 --> 00:37:23.470 is he dead? 545 00:37:25.180 --> 00:37:26.230 Just grab his feet. 546 00:37:56.830 --> 00:37:57.830 Let's ghost. 547 00:38:17.070 --> 00:38:18.920 Still don't know what you're doing. 548 00:38:20.080 --> 00:38:22.873 That guy burned down my studio and tried to kill you. 549 00:38:23.746 --> 00:38:24.788 You don't know that. 550 00:38:24.790 --> 00:38:26.428 Yeah. 551 00:38:26.430 --> 00:38:29.080 This fell out of his robe while we were dragging him. 552 00:38:29.964 --> 00:38:31.753 Well, yes. 553 00:38:32.620 --> 00:38:33.770 That doesn't look good. 554 00:38:49.110 --> 00:38:50.638 Thou shalt not kill. 555 00:38:50.640 --> 00:38:51.640 Happy now? 556 00:38:53.080 --> 00:38:54.130 Let's get outta here. 557 00:39:02.530 --> 00:39:03.530 Look out! 558 00:39:06.882 --> 00:39:10.080 We warned you about the cursed place. 559 00:39:10.082 --> 00:39:12.473 Oh, I just had this car detailed. 560 00:39:14.926 --> 00:39:15.757 Now you are cursed. 561 00:39:15.759 --> 00:39:17.143 No, screw this. 562 00:39:34.760 --> 00:39:37.998 He said he was part of the lost tribe of zadkiel. 563 00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:39.608 Noah's son who died after bringing 564 00:39:39.610 --> 00:39:41.278 the third shark on the ark. 565 00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:43.648 Wonder why there's so many lost books of the Bible. 566 00:39:43.650 --> 00:39:45.428 Imagine if those were lost Harry Potter books. 567 00:39:45.430 --> 00:39:46.688 People would be freaking out. 568 00:39:46.690 --> 00:39:47.928 Because church elders... 569 00:39:47.930 --> 00:39:49.057 Okay, I really don't care. 570 00:39:49.059 --> 00:39:50.018 I don't need a history lesson. 571 00:39:50.020 --> 00:39:52.970 If I did, I'd still be going to kirk Cameron Bible college. 572 00:39:59.710 --> 00:40:02.258 Oh my god, it tastes like there's coffee in this. 573 00:40:02.260 --> 00:40:04.026 There's only coffee in this. 574 00:40:04.028 --> 00:40:04.908 That's what I get for hanging out 575 00:40:04.910 --> 00:40:06.360 with you old testament dudes. 576 00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:10.423 He kept saying we. 577 00:40:11.380 --> 00:40:12.988 Maybe he meant the royal we. 578 00:40:12.990 --> 00:40:15.313 Those culty types love to talk like that. 579 00:40:16.410 --> 00:40:18.160 But what if there's more of them? 580 00:40:19.130 --> 00:40:21.758 You saying we might need protection? 581 00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:23.060 We might need something. 582 00:40:24.108 --> 00:40:26.903 In that case, I know a guy who knows a guy. 583 00:40:34.720 --> 00:40:38.965 All our answers are right here at this shooting range. 584 00:40:38.967 --> 00:40:40.384 Shooting range? 585 00:40:41.800 --> 00:40:43.453 We're on a mission from god. 586 00:40:53.590 --> 00:40:55.788 Yo, jed, how's it hanging? 587 00:40:55.790 --> 00:40:57.978 Back from that big sandbox, I see. 588 00:40:57.980 --> 00:40:59.578 What do you want, pretorius? 589 00:40:59.580 --> 00:41:01.268 Hey listen, I know that security gig didn't go 590 00:41:01.270 --> 00:41:02.558 the way you wanted. 591 00:41:02.560 --> 00:41:04.148 War crimes are a bitch. 592 00:41:04.150 --> 00:41:07.100 Even Terry Taliban has a cell phone these days, am I right? 593 00:41:09.821 --> 00:41:10.738 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 594 00:41:10.740 --> 00:41:11.588 Didn't your daddy teach you 595 00:41:11.590 --> 00:41:13.388 not to point those things at people? 596 00:41:13.390 --> 00:41:15.453 No, my mama did. 597 00:41:16.290 --> 00:41:18.248 Father benna, this is an old friend of mine, 598 00:41:18.250 --> 00:41:20.793 Gina jedlicher, but everyone calls her jed. 599 00:41:21.660 --> 00:41:23.908 Old friends? Is that what we are? 600 00:41:23.910 --> 00:41:26.583 I mean, we're not gonna dwell on all that, are we? 601 00:41:27.510 --> 00:41:29.982 Again, what do you want? 602 00:41:29.984 --> 00:41:32.368 Me and my friends here, we might have a little, 603 00:41:32.370 --> 00:41:33.420 a little gig for you. 604 00:41:34.620 --> 00:41:35.918 Keep talking. 605 00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:37.028 Security gig. 606 00:41:37.030 --> 00:41:40.198 For you? Easy peasy. 607 00:41:40.200 --> 00:41:41.388 I don't do video. 608 00:41:41.390 --> 00:41:43.440 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, understandable. 609 00:41:44.830 --> 00:41:46.403 But also nonnegotiable. 610 00:41:49.080 --> 00:41:52.273 It'll be easy, like a trip to the ice cream store. 611 00:42:02.332 --> 00:42:03.415 Go, go, go! 612 00:42:04.268 --> 00:42:05.851 Don't stop running! 613 00:42:22.133 --> 00:42:25.298 Jed, we don't need to be killing any soldiers. 614 00:42:25.300 --> 00:42:28.426 They already chased us pretty far towards the mountain. 615 00:42:28.428 --> 00:42:29.308 I'm shooting at a snake. 616 00:42:29.310 --> 00:42:30.928 Snakes? 617 00:42:30.930 --> 00:42:31.930 Snakes. 618 00:42:47.687 --> 00:42:49.898 Oh hey, you're not gonna eat that, are you? 619 00:42:49.900 --> 00:42:52.378 What'd you think we were gonna eat tonight? 620 00:42:52.380 --> 00:42:54.778 The beef jerky I brought, for one thing. 621 00:42:54.780 --> 00:42:58.128 Yeah, you dropped that with a whole bunch of other crap 622 00:42:58.130 --> 00:43:00.081 when you were running like your ass was on fire. 623 00:43:00.083 --> 00:43:01.468 I did that on purpose. 624 00:43:01.470 --> 00:43:03.920 I was trying to distract them, I saved your life. 625 00:43:08.340 --> 00:43:10.645 No, no, no, no, hey, you're not gonna touch that, are you? 626 00:43:10.647 --> 00:43:11.647 Hey. 627 00:43:23.130 --> 00:43:24.477 Nah, I'm good. 628 00:43:35.200 --> 00:43:36.600 Do you see something moving? 629 00:43:37.570 --> 00:43:39.363 No, not moving. 630 00:43:51.500 --> 00:43:52.750 I'll just watch the fire. 631 00:43:54.908 --> 00:43:56.633 Don't want it to go out. 632 00:44:00.660 --> 00:44:01.660 Guys? 633 00:44:04.668 --> 00:44:05.668 Guys? 634 00:44:27.496 --> 00:44:30.618 Thought I saw it gleaming. 635 00:44:30.620 --> 00:44:33.773 I've seen plenty of them, so I know what they look like. 636 00:44:34.870 --> 00:44:37.398 We aren't the first to go looking for the ark. 637 00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:39.600 We'll be some of the only to ever come back. 638 00:44:40.926 --> 00:44:42.868 Is that so? 639 00:44:42.870 --> 00:44:44.538 If god wills. 640 00:44:44.540 --> 00:44:45.653 If god wills. 641 00:44:47.710 --> 00:44:50.718 I saw myself dying in plenty of hell holes 642 00:44:50.720 --> 00:44:53.858 over the last years for many reasons, 643 00:44:53.860 --> 00:44:57.963 but I never saw myself dying in service of god. 644 00:44:58.990 --> 00:44:59.990 Then don't. 645 00:45:00.700 --> 00:45:02.103 Make it sound so easy. 646 00:45:03.376 --> 00:45:05.126 I wish I saw things the way you do. 647 00:45:28.492 --> 00:45:29.575 I doubt it. 648 00:46:00.440 --> 00:46:02.488 Yo, let's take a break. 649 00:46:02.490 --> 00:46:03.468 Good idea. 650 00:46:03.470 --> 00:46:06.409 In fact, it might be a good idea if we take a nap. 651 00:46:06.411 --> 00:46:07.788 A nap? 652 00:46:07.790 --> 00:46:09.448 Yeah, if we power down now, 653 00:46:09.450 --> 00:46:11.068 we can walk more through the night. 654 00:46:11.070 --> 00:46:14.268 We don't have to worry about coming across any patrols. 655 00:46:14.270 --> 00:46:15.208 If they patrolled up here, 656 00:46:15.210 --> 00:46:17.238 they would've found the ark already. 657 00:46:17.240 --> 00:46:19.438 They didn't have the journal. 658 00:46:19.440 --> 00:46:22.118 Does that journal have coordinates? 659 00:46:22.120 --> 00:46:24.198 More like directions. 660 00:46:24.200 --> 00:46:26.893 So it's a pre-GPS kinda thing. 661 00:46:27.790 --> 00:46:30.078 Yes, that's correct. 662 00:46:30.080 --> 00:46:31.280 I'll take first watch. 663 00:46:45.353 --> 00:46:47.520 - What the? - Come with me. 664 00:46:49.540 --> 00:46:50.743 Where are we going? 665 00:46:57.780 --> 00:46:59.548 Wait, where are we going? 666 00:46:59.550 --> 00:47:00.888 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 667 00:47:00.890 --> 00:47:03.388 What, don't you want to do this? 668 00:47:03.390 --> 00:47:06.418 Of course I want to do this but it's just, 669 00:47:06.420 --> 00:47:07.995 last time you wanted to do this, 670 00:47:07.997 --> 00:47:10.297 you thought you were gonna die in Afghanistan. 671 00:47:11.514 --> 00:47:13.088 I almost did. 672 00:47:13.090 --> 00:47:14.748 Is it true? 673 00:47:14.750 --> 00:47:16.550 Think you're gonna die out here now? 674 00:47:21.020 --> 00:47:22.778 I mean, you know what they say. 675 00:47:22.780 --> 00:47:24.348 I'll try anything once but... 676 00:47:24.350 --> 00:47:25.388 You idiot! 677 00:47:25.390 --> 00:47:27.438 I didn't make that, I found it. 678 00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:28.388 Okay, okay, cool. 679 00:47:28.390 --> 00:47:30.337 We're gonna need a safe word though. 680 00:47:34.340 --> 00:47:36.653 What? So this is a no go now? 681 00:47:37.980 --> 00:47:38.980 Jed. 682 00:47:59.400 --> 00:48:02.038 I thought we were going to try to walk through the night. 683 00:48:02.040 --> 00:48:03.123 Change in plans. 684 00:48:06.770 --> 00:48:08.748 Told you we'd show you the sharp end of the stick. 685 00:48:08.750 --> 00:48:09.758 You know, back in nam, 686 00:48:09.760 --> 00:48:11.918 the cong used to pee on the ends of those sticks 687 00:48:11.920 --> 00:48:14.870 to cause infection to the soldiers who got stuck with them. 688 00:48:16.136 --> 00:48:17.858 Who told you that, your grandma in the green berets? 689 00:48:17.860 --> 00:48:19.198 Will you go make yourself useful 690 00:48:19.200 --> 00:48:20.763 and get us some more sticks? 691 00:48:23.310 --> 00:48:24.823 Not the pointy ones. 692 00:48:27.160 --> 00:48:29.548 Should you have given him a gun? 693 00:48:29.550 --> 00:48:30.771 Do you want to carry him down the mountain 694 00:48:30.773 --> 00:48:32.553 when he shoots himself in the foot? 695 00:48:58.339 --> 00:49:00.088 Picking up sticks. 696 00:49:00.090 --> 00:49:02.778 You brought these people into this project. 697 00:49:02.780 --> 00:49:04.130 We're all gonna make money. 698 00:49:05.210 --> 00:49:07.183 I'm picking up sticks. 699 00:49:14.400 --> 00:49:15.400 What the? 700 00:49:39.380 --> 00:49:41.618 Dude, the last one I couldn't pry from a guy's face. 701 00:49:41.620 --> 00:49:44.188 This one I find hanging just on a peg. 702 00:49:44.190 --> 00:49:46.388 What is this? 703 00:49:46.390 --> 00:49:49.428 A mask for a cult based on a son of Noah. 704 00:49:49.430 --> 00:49:50.698 One of the cultists came to visit 705 00:49:50.700 --> 00:49:52.050 before we left on the trip. 706 00:49:53.010 --> 00:49:54.638 This would've been good intel to have 707 00:49:54.640 --> 00:49:55.878 before we had left. 708 00:49:55.880 --> 00:49:57.788 Ah, I hit him on the head with a frying pan. 709 00:49:57.790 --> 00:49:58.790 They ain't nothing. 710 00:49:59.870 --> 00:50:01.270 I'll be the judge of that. 711 00:50:02.660 --> 00:50:03.660 A warning? 712 00:50:04.810 --> 00:50:06.368 To us? 713 00:50:06.370 --> 00:50:07.370 Or to them? 714 00:51:16.442 --> 00:51:20.184 You know, the mask could've been put there 50 years ago. 715 00:51:20.186 --> 00:51:21.186 Yep. 716 00:51:24.506 --> 00:51:26.558 Relax, nobody knew which way we were walking, 717 00:51:26.560 --> 00:51:27.773 least of all benna. 718 00:51:29.370 --> 00:51:31.348 Shut up and eat your pika. 719 00:51:31.350 --> 00:51:32.708 What is this pika anyway? 720 00:51:32.710 --> 00:51:33.860 It tastes like chicken. 721 00:51:35.250 --> 00:51:38.038 Pika's an animal, it's not an entree. 722 00:51:38.040 --> 00:51:39.290 It's kinda like a rabbit. 723 00:51:40.230 --> 00:51:41.330 It's kinda like a rat. 724 00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:45.478 What? 725 00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:47.633 Did you see us pass a drive-thru? 726 00:51:50.030 --> 00:51:52.198 We should try and get some sleep. 727 00:51:52.200 --> 00:51:54.500 It looks like we might reach the ark tomorrow. 728 00:51:58.730 --> 00:52:00.993 Move over, Allen, let me share this with you. 729 00:52:20.730 --> 00:52:23.563 Hey, I'm gonna go get some b-roll footage. 730 00:53:00.150 --> 00:53:01.350 Dude, really? 731 00:53:03.530 --> 00:53:06.530 We're really going to find the ark today? 732 00:53:06.532 --> 00:53:08.208 That's what the big priest man says. 733 00:53:08.210 --> 00:53:10.808 Well, it's gotta be better than what we got. 734 00:53:10.810 --> 00:53:12.348 What do you mean? 735 00:53:12.350 --> 00:53:14.548 I'm filming this so we both have a record 736 00:53:14.550 --> 00:53:15.958 of what I'm telling you. 737 00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:17.808 We've been out here for days. 738 00:53:17.810 --> 00:53:20.108 You gotta do better than a pointy stick in the ground 739 00:53:20.110 --> 00:53:21.828 and a mask you hung on a tree. 740 00:53:21.830 --> 00:53:23.548 Dude, I did not do that. 741 00:53:23.550 --> 00:53:24.668 Uh-huh. 742 00:53:24.670 --> 00:53:28.348 I thought you wanted more than a three episode story arc. 743 00:53:28.350 --> 00:53:31.498 Dude, this is real, I swear to god. 744 00:53:31.500 --> 00:53:32.778 Well, there's real 745 00:53:32.780 --> 00:53:35.178 and then there's reality television. 746 00:53:35.180 --> 00:53:36.213 Do you get me? 747 00:53:37.050 --> 00:53:38.528 Yep. 748 00:53:38.530 --> 00:53:41.018 We paid you, buster. 749 00:53:41.020 --> 00:53:42.318 Yeah. 750 00:53:42.320 --> 00:53:43.343 Okay then. 751 00:55:05.885 --> 00:55:06.716 Getting kinda late, benna. 752 00:55:06.718 --> 00:55:07.578 Yeah, I don't even know 753 00:55:07.580 --> 00:55:09.658 if we're going uphill anymore, dude. 754 00:55:09.660 --> 00:55:11.003 My feet hurt all the time. 755 00:55:16.080 --> 00:55:18.248 Laban said to Jacob, 756 00:55:18.250 --> 00:55:21.153 behold this heap and behold the pillars, 757 00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:24.183 which I have set betwixt you and me. 758 00:55:26.770 --> 00:55:29.860 This heap is a witness and the pillar is a witness 759 00:55:30.860 --> 00:55:33.873 that I will not pass by this heap to you for harm. 760 00:55:34.890 --> 00:55:38.038 And you will not pass by this heap or this pillar 761 00:55:38.040 --> 00:55:39.143 to me for harm. 762 00:55:42.780 --> 00:55:44.480 The man said what he said, baby. 763 00:55:49.981 --> 00:55:52.378 Benna, your explorer guy, Blake, 764 00:55:52.380 --> 00:55:54.048 he was starving, man. 765 00:55:54.050 --> 00:55:56.238 He was tired, he lost his arm. 766 00:55:56.240 --> 00:55:58.605 He could've bled out on the way back. 767 00:55:58.607 --> 00:56:01.340 That stuff he wrote, he was out of it, man. 768 00:56:14.724 --> 00:56:16.624 Dude, that could just be an old board. 769 00:56:18.500 --> 00:56:20.643 They don't fall off the tree planed. 770 00:56:23.850 --> 00:56:24.850 The energy. 771 00:56:26.644 --> 00:56:27.844 There's a presence here. 772 00:57:03.340 --> 00:57:05.708 Yeah, that's a nice board. 773 00:57:05.710 --> 00:57:06.828 Get a couple of cinder blocks, 774 00:57:06.830 --> 00:57:09.123 you could set your stereo up on it. 775 00:57:14.300 --> 00:57:15.300 Don't you feel it? 776 00:57:25.920 --> 00:57:26.920 Did you see that? 777 00:57:32.043 --> 00:57:34.468 I see you losing it, bro. 778 00:57:34.470 --> 00:57:36.160 There's a long walk outta here. 779 00:57:47.443 --> 00:57:50.943 The end of all flesh has come before me. 780 00:57:55.006 --> 00:57:56.923 Are you getting this? 781 00:58:02.963 --> 00:58:04.130 Benna, what... 782 00:58:48.990 --> 00:58:50.297 Hello, old girl. 783 01:01:24.476 --> 01:01:26.896 We warned you. 784 01:01:26.898 --> 01:01:31.018 We are not your enemy, we are the protectors. 785 01:01:36.279 --> 01:01:39.433 He is trapped here. 786 01:01:39.435 --> 01:01:42.234 His soul pinned to the floor of the ark. 787 01:01:42.236 --> 01:01:45.498 Now your soul is trapped here too. 788 01:01:52.610 --> 01:01:54.698 Let me get him some water. 789 01:01:54.700 --> 01:01:56.383 Take it easy there, buddy. 790 01:01:58.010 --> 01:01:59.618 Listen, I ain't gonna stroke your forehead, 791 01:01:59.620 --> 01:02:00.783 but I am here for you. 792 01:02:01.881 --> 01:02:03.338 No, not water. 793 01:02:03.340 --> 01:02:04.873 What are you saying? 794 01:02:07.080 --> 01:02:08.080 What? 795 01:02:17.370 --> 01:02:18.898 Hang in there, father benna. 796 01:02:18.900 --> 01:02:20.748 They went to get you some water by the lake. 797 01:02:20.750 --> 01:02:21.850 It's gonna be okay. 798 01:02:34.043 --> 01:02:35.333 Hey, hey, it's me. 799 01:02:36.663 --> 01:02:37.698 I didn't know it was you. 800 01:02:37.700 --> 01:02:39.748 If I had, I would've shot. 801 01:02:39.750 --> 01:02:42.118 Don't say I didn't try to make the world a better place. 802 01:02:42.120 --> 01:02:42.951 I just wanted you to know, 803 01:02:42.953 --> 01:02:44.408 benna looks a little better now. 804 01:02:44.410 --> 01:02:46.013 He's calmed down a bit. 805 01:02:51.280 --> 01:02:55.538 So this lake, this pond, this little pond. 806 01:02:55.540 --> 01:02:57.838 Looks like it could only hold Noah's pontoon 807 01:02:57.840 --> 01:02:59.781 and that's about it. 808 01:02:59.783 --> 01:03:02.960 Normally I'd find blasphemy extremely hot but 809 01:03:04.080 --> 01:03:06.030 right now, this all seems kinda sacred. 810 01:03:06.890 --> 01:03:07.721 I mean, back in the day, 811 01:03:07.723 --> 01:03:10.048 this must've all been covered in water 812 01:03:10.050 --> 01:03:12.513 and that's how the ark floated up here. 813 01:03:13.740 --> 01:03:15.223 Is that what you think happened? 814 01:03:16.140 --> 01:03:19.018 I mean, Blake's journal was right. 815 01:03:19.020 --> 01:03:21.713 The book of the witch was right. 816 01:03:25.210 --> 01:03:26.913 For the first time in a long time, 817 01:03:28.402 --> 01:03:30.558 I see the spirit all around us. 818 01:03:30.560 --> 01:03:32.113 I see what benna sees. 819 01:03:35.657 --> 01:03:38.580 I see the beauty in the unseen and the unknown. 820 01:03:39.543 --> 01:03:40.693 I feel it inside of me. 821 01:03:42.300 --> 01:03:43.658 Jed, I want you to know... 822 01:03:43.660 --> 01:03:44.660 Don't say it. 823 01:03:45.700 --> 01:03:49.166 I want you to know I... 824 01:03:56.490 --> 01:03:57.619 Oh my god! 825 01:04:04.700 --> 01:04:06.168 There's blood in the water. 826 01:04:06.170 --> 01:04:09.200 It might not all be, it might not all be... 827 01:04:11.141 --> 01:04:12.600 Thanks. 828 01:04:14.842 --> 01:04:16.838 It's the first time I can say a priest saved me. 829 01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:18.696 That's what we're here for. 830 01:04:31.270 --> 01:04:32.270 Father! 831 01:04:33.680 --> 01:04:35.978 Dead, all dead. 832 01:04:35.980 --> 01:04:37.288 There's no way that shark 833 01:04:37.290 --> 01:04:38.818 could've taken all those bullets. 834 01:04:38.820 --> 01:04:39.651 Maybe they're... 835 01:04:39.653 --> 01:04:40.653 No, no. 836 01:04:43.870 --> 01:04:46.318 Well, we can get a piece of the wood from the ark. 837 01:04:46.320 --> 01:04:47.388 Take it down the mountain. 838 01:04:47.390 --> 01:04:50.156 Prove to people that we were here, we found it. 839 01:04:50.158 --> 01:04:51.458 No. 840 01:04:51.460 --> 01:04:52.813 You've got the footage. 841 01:04:54.770 --> 01:04:58.408 Find the highway, the e-99. 842 01:04:58.410 --> 01:05:00.168 Turn yourself over to the first 843 01:05:00.170 --> 01:05:02.343 military squad you come across. 844 01:05:03.180 --> 01:05:05.997 - It's the only way. - I'm not leaving you! 845 01:05:05.999 --> 01:05:07.379 Go! 846 01:05:07.381 --> 01:05:08.381 Go. 847 01:05:09.516 --> 01:05:10.516 Go. 848 01:05:39.040 --> 01:05:40.973 Be sober and be vigilant 849 01:05:42.318 --> 01:05:45.418 because your adversary, the devil, 850 01:05:45.420 --> 01:05:48.063 as a roaring lion, walketh about. 851 01:05:49.510 --> 01:05:52.168 Seeking whom he may devour. 852 01:05:52.170 --> 01:05:55.470 Almighty god, source of irresistible might 853 01:05:56.360 --> 01:06:00.528 and king of an invincible realm that I cannot perceive, 854 01:06:00.530 --> 01:06:03.808 the ever glorious conqueror of evil, 855 01:06:03.810 --> 01:06:07.308 he who restrains the force of the adversary, 856 01:06:07.310 --> 01:06:10.468 silencing the uproar of his rage 857 01:06:10.470 --> 01:06:13.660 and valiantly subduing his wickedness. 858 01:06:20.622 --> 01:06:23.820 It is in awe and humility that I beg you, lord, 859 01:06:23.822 --> 01:06:26.190 to regard with favor this thing. 860 01:06:27.030 --> 01:06:29.725 Take hold of the dragon. 861 01:06:29.727 --> 01:06:32.043 Behold serpent, no matter which storm, 862 01:06:33.050 --> 01:06:35.505 which is the devil and Satan 863 01:06:35.507 --> 01:06:39.728 and all the demons of the underworld, large and small, 864 01:06:39.730 --> 01:06:41.110 and bind them. 865 01:06:42.450 --> 01:06:44.152 Hey, what's going on, man? 866 01:06:44.154 --> 01:06:45.504 Hey man, is this even safe? 867 01:06:46.719 --> 01:06:49.217 I didn't know this was real, is this real? 868 01:06:49.219 --> 01:06:50.456 Benna! 869 01:06:50.458 --> 01:06:51.458 Bind them. 870 01:06:52.622 --> 01:06:54.838 Cast him into the bottomless pit 871 01:06:54.840 --> 01:06:56.963 so he may no longer seduce the nations. 872 01:06:58.310 --> 01:07:02.658 As smoke is driven away, so are they driven. 873 01:07:02.660 --> 01:07:05.728 As wax melts before the flame, 874 01:07:05.730 --> 01:07:08.293 so the wicked perish at the presence of god. 875 01:07:14.837 --> 01:07:16.857 Benna? 876 01:07:23.720 --> 01:07:27.272 You're not really the witch of endor, are you? 877 01:07:27.274 --> 01:07:28.567 We are legion. 878 01:07:29.420 --> 01:07:30.753 I am legion. 879 01:07:32.222 --> 01:07:33.555 We are legion. 880 01:07:36.950 --> 01:07:38.237 That's what I thought. 881 01:07:39.630 --> 01:07:41.118 The mirror is cracked. 882 01:07:41.120 --> 01:07:42.898 There are many facets. 883 01:07:42.900 --> 01:07:45.613 Without a sun, there could be no shadow. 884 01:07:46.540 --> 01:07:48.768 You cannot know the cold of the night 885 01:07:48.770 --> 01:07:51.073 without first feeling the heat of the day. 886 01:07:52.760 --> 01:07:54.698 I would've thrown myself into the void 887 01:07:54.700 --> 01:07:56.368 to have defeated you. 888 01:07:56.370 --> 01:07:58.248 The willingness to sacrifice 889 01:07:58.250 --> 01:08:02.498 therein lies the difference between you and me. 890 01:08:02.500 --> 01:08:04.113 And yet, you must live. 891 01:08:19.780 --> 01:08:22.080 I don't want to be in a found footage movie. 892 01:08:27.620 --> 01:08:29.820 I don't want to be in a found footage movie. 893 01:08:32.163 --> 01:08:33.553 What's that? 894 01:08:36.710 --> 01:08:37.710 Oh man. 895 01:08:42.526 --> 01:08:44.609 What did you do that for? 896 01:08:45.840 --> 01:08:47.513 The coin has two sides. 897 01:08:48.940 --> 01:08:49.983 It needs us. 898 01:08:50.950 --> 01:08:52.463 For more people to come here. 899 01:08:53.590 --> 01:08:54.793 For it to survive. 900 01:08:56.570 --> 01:08:58.808 Maybe in a way, we need it too. 901 01:08:58.810 --> 01:09:01.160 But that's going to be someone else's decision. 902 01:09:02.159 --> 01:09:04.298 No one should know how we found the ark. 903 01:09:04.300 --> 01:09:06.828 There's too much at stake to know. 904 01:09:06.830 --> 01:09:08.988 We're leaving the camera here. 905 01:09:08.990 --> 01:09:10.798 And I'm going to destroy all that remains 906 01:09:10.800 --> 01:09:12.488 when we get back. 907 01:09:12.490 --> 01:09:13.893 If we get back. 908 01:09:14.830 --> 01:09:15.830 We will. 909 01:09:17.086 --> 01:09:18.336 But we have to start now.