WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:04.905 --> 00:00:07.841 - * MTV * 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12.846 --> 00:00:15.316 - [whistling] 5 00:00:15.383 --> 00:00:17.551 [humming] 6 00:00:18.986 --> 00:00:20.588 [device beeps] 7 00:00:22.190 --> 00:00:24.325 - Oh, shit. He's on it. - Fuck it, it's gonna go. 8 00:00:24.392 --> 00:00:26.827 [device beeps] - Oh, shit. Whoa. 9 00:00:26.894 --> 00:00:28.729 - Oh, shit, shit, shit! Shit, shit! 10 00:00:28.796 --> 00:00:31.031 Shit, shit, shit, shit! Ah, shit! Ah! 11 00:00:31.099 --> 00:00:32.600 Hey! Hey, somebody! 12 00:00:32.666 --> 00:00:34.568 Call the fire department. Get the car. 13 00:00:34.635 --> 00:00:36.804 We're gonna have to call air traffic control. 14 00:00:36.870 --> 00:00:39.673 - [whimpering] 15 00:00:39.740 --> 00:00:41.041 - I don't see him. I don't see him. 16 00:00:41.109 --> 00:00:42.243 Ah! - He's right there. 17 00:00:42.310 --> 00:00:43.811 He looks like Gonzo up there. 18 00:00:43.877 --> 00:00:45.446 - There he is! There he is! 19 00:00:45.513 --> 00:00:47.047 - Hey! - Jim! 20 00:00:47.115 --> 00:00:48.482 It's Trudy! 21 00:00:48.549 --> 00:00:49.917 Take one of these. 22 00:00:49.983 --> 00:00:53.053 Jim, Jim, this is Trudy Wiegel on the radio. 23 00:00:53.121 --> 00:00:54.722 Over, 192. 24 00:00:54.788 --> 00:00:56.757 - Hey, Trudy. Go for Jim. - This is Raineesha. 25 00:00:56.824 --> 00:00:58.659 She wants to say something to you, Jim. 26 00:00:58.726 --> 00:01:01.929 - Dangle, I see your nuts! 27 00:01:01.995 --> 00:01:03.997 - That can't be the first time, can it, Rai-Rai? 28 00:01:04.064 --> 00:01:05.533 - Jim! 29 00:01:05.599 --> 00:01:09.069 - So I'm still over Nevada airspace, yes? 30 00:01:09.137 --> 00:01:11.339 - You're confirmed over Nevada airspace, Jim. 31 00:01:11.405 --> 00:01:12.640 If you could just take a little peeksy 32 00:01:12.706 --> 00:01:14.175 inside my neighbor's backyard, 33 00:01:14.242 --> 00:01:16.144 because I think she may have stolen my weed whacker. 34 00:01:16.210 --> 00:01:18.412 I would much appreciate it. Over, 10-4, good buddy. 35 00:01:18.479 --> 00:01:21.182 - Trudy, that's a confirmation on the weed whacker. 36 00:01:21.249 --> 00:01:23.284 It does look like it is in your neighbor's yard. 37 00:01:23.351 --> 00:01:25.519 Is there--not that you guys aren't being helpful, 38 00:01:25.586 --> 00:01:26.954 is there anyone on the ground 39 00:01:27.020 --> 00:01:28.422 who could give me ground support, do you think? 40 00:01:28.489 --> 00:01:29.957 - Um... 41 00:01:31.659 --> 00:01:33.961 - He's heading toward the Bowling Hall of Fame, Clem. 42 00:01:34.027 --> 00:01:35.729 You got to head him off. 43 00:01:35.796 --> 00:01:37.698 - Yeah, I'm all over it. I got eyes on him right now. 44 00:01:37.765 --> 00:01:40.768 I'm chasing him at 90 miles an hour down 395. Stand by. 45 00:01:42.536 --> 00:01:44.037 I don't fucking care. 46 00:01:44.104 --> 00:01:46.440 - He keeps going like this, 47 00:01:46.507 --> 00:01:48.108 pretty soon he'll be out of our jurisdiction. 48 00:01:48.176 --> 00:01:49.843 - We'll see about that. 49 00:01:49.910 --> 00:01:52.180 - Hey, guys, and good news. I found my Go-Gurt. 50 00:01:52.246 --> 00:01:53.414 [gunshots] 51 00:01:53.481 --> 00:01:54.882 Shit. 52 00:01:54.948 --> 00:01:56.150 What? 53 00:01:56.217 --> 00:01:57.718 [gunshots] 54 00:01:57.785 --> 00:01:58.952 They're shooting at me! 55 00:01:59.019 --> 00:02:01.054 - But they're not hitting anything. 56 00:02:01.121 --> 00:02:02.723 [gunshots] - Damn it! 57 00:02:02.790 --> 00:02:05.092 - Oh, shit. Sorry, Jim. 58 00:02:05.159 --> 00:02:06.660 - Whoo-hoo! 59 00:02:06.727 --> 00:02:08.396 Norman Reedus's company makes these. 60 00:02:08.462 --> 00:02:09.897 [grunts] 61 00:02:09.963 --> 00:02:11.399 Ah, shit. 62 00:02:11.465 --> 00:02:13.634 Ah! Oh! 63 00:02:13.701 --> 00:02:15.869 - [laughs] - Don't worry, guys. 64 00:02:20.974 --> 00:02:22.276 - [yelping] 65 00:02:22.343 --> 00:02:24.111 [screams] 66 00:02:24.178 --> 00:02:25.513 [all shouting] 67 00:02:29.517 --> 00:02:32.620 [dog barking] 68 00:02:34.121 --> 00:02:35.756 I'm actually okay. 69 00:02:35.823 --> 00:02:37.725 [bicycle bell dings] all: Oh! 70 00:02:37.791 --> 00:02:39.860 - Except my spine! I don't have a spine anymore! 71 00:02:39.927 --> 00:02:43.063 - Go, go, go, go. 72 00:02:43.130 --> 00:02:46.066 [heroic music] 73 00:02:46.133 --> 00:02:49.237 * * 74 00:02:49.303 --> 00:02:51.839 - These last few years have been a nightmare to be a cop. 75 00:02:51.905 --> 00:02:53.541 You're walking on eggshells, 76 00:02:53.607 --> 00:02:55.476 and it's twice as bad for someone like me. 77 00:02:55.543 --> 00:02:57.144 Maybe, like, a hundred times as bad, 78 00:02:57.211 --> 00:02:58.979 because I hate everybody. 79 00:02:59.046 --> 00:03:02.015 I literally can't stand humanity. 80 00:03:02.082 --> 00:03:05.719 So for me, I got to get over hating everybody, 81 00:03:05.786 --> 00:03:08.689 or my individual hatreds come off like prejudice. 82 00:03:08.756 --> 00:03:11.158 I'm a good guy. I treat everybody the same. 83 00:03:11.225 --> 00:03:12.593 I fucking hate them. 84 00:03:12.660 --> 00:03:14.995 - It's been a bad year for cops, man. 85 00:03:15.062 --> 00:03:17.831 Between the Antifa/ Black Lives Matter guys 86 00:03:17.898 --> 00:03:19.500 that have been trying to defund us 87 00:03:19.567 --> 00:03:23.771 and the Blue Lives Matter crowd that actively tried to kill us, 88 00:03:23.837 --> 00:03:26.774 I should have been a fucking garbageman like Dad said. 89 00:03:26.840 --> 00:03:28.709 - To be honest, I thought I was gonna skate-- 90 00:03:28.776 --> 00:03:30.544 skate by, 'cause, you know, I'm... 91 00:03:31.712 --> 00:03:34.147 I'm the hip-hop cop, you know? 92 00:03:34.214 --> 00:03:35.215 People like me. 93 00:03:35.283 --> 00:03:38.051 But it turns out they, uh... 94 00:03:38.118 --> 00:03:39.520 they lumped me in. 95 00:03:39.587 --> 00:03:41.655 They lumped me in, and they hate me too. 96 00:03:43.223 --> 00:03:44.358 - Good morning, gang. 97 00:03:44.425 --> 00:03:45.559 - Mm. - I hate it here. 98 00:03:45.626 --> 00:03:46.527 - Good morning. 99 00:03:46.594 --> 00:03:48.829 - [sighs] 100 00:03:53.434 --> 00:03:55.636 [exhales] 101 00:03:55.703 --> 00:03:58.572 I know it's been a rough couple of years. 102 00:03:58.639 --> 00:04:00.341 - Suck a dick, asshole. 103 00:04:00.408 --> 00:04:02.476 - You're absolutely allowed to vent like that. 104 00:04:02.543 --> 00:04:06.079 Declan, the next time you feel that rage, and I know-- 105 00:04:06.146 --> 00:04:08.115 Are you on the-- you're on your meds, yeah? 106 00:04:08.181 --> 00:04:09.517 - Yeah. - What are they giving you? 107 00:04:09.583 --> 00:04:10.851 - LSD. 108 00:04:10.918 --> 00:04:12.953 Everything's fuzzy on the edges and drips. 109 00:04:13.020 --> 00:04:14.455 - That's okay. 110 00:04:14.522 --> 00:04:16.557 But you're not thinking about hurting anybody, right? 111 00:04:16.624 --> 00:04:18.225 - Oh, yeah. All the time. 112 00:04:18.292 --> 00:04:20.561 Whatever Dr. Migifingers has prescribed to you 113 00:04:20.628 --> 00:04:22.530 to get through this trying time, 114 00:04:22.596 --> 00:04:23.864 stick with that. 115 00:04:23.931 --> 00:04:25.866 - Why can't we all just get along, guys? 116 00:04:25.933 --> 00:04:27.701 Right? - How come she's doing okay? 117 00:04:27.768 --> 00:04:29.837 I don't get it. She was the most fucked-up one 118 00:04:29.903 --> 00:04:31.805 out of all of us, and somehow she's doing okay. 119 00:04:31.872 --> 00:04:33.707 [alarm chimes] - [exhales] 120 00:04:33.774 --> 00:04:37.010 - Sorry, that was my medication alarm. 121 00:04:39.012 --> 00:04:41.582 - Holy shit. - That's quite a selection. 122 00:04:41.649 --> 00:04:45.686 - White wakes me up, blue calms me down. 123 00:04:45.753 --> 00:04:50.257 Orange keeps the demons from dancing all around. 124 00:04:50.324 --> 00:04:52.092 And then this blue one 125 00:04:52.159 --> 00:04:53.561 is so I don't get bloating and gas, 126 00:04:53.627 --> 00:04:55.363 and that I don't shit my pants. 127 00:04:55.429 --> 00:04:56.697 - What is going on? 128 00:04:56.764 --> 00:04:58.065 - How do I get me some of that? 129 00:04:58.131 --> 00:04:59.900 - You just call the lady and say, 130 00:04:59.967 --> 00:05:02.470 "I'm thinking about harming myself and others." 131 00:05:02.536 --> 00:05:04.171 You have to say "and," not "or." 132 00:05:04.237 --> 00:05:06.674 - Oh, you said "and others." - And others. That's it. 133 00:05:06.740 --> 00:05:08.275 It's the "and others." 134 00:05:08.342 --> 00:05:10.711 Uh, in other news, everybody knows Pizza Midget. 135 00:05:10.778 --> 00:05:13.113 - Oh, yeah, they got them little midget pizzas. 136 00:05:13.180 --> 00:05:15.549 - Yeah, um, so apparently this Q... 137 00:05:15.616 --> 00:05:18.151 or QAnon, whatever that is, 138 00:05:18.218 --> 00:05:21.622 has been, uh, saying defamatory things about them 139 00:05:21.689 --> 00:05:22.856 on their message boards and such. 140 00:05:22.923 --> 00:05:24.592 - Pedophile ring in the basement. 141 00:05:24.658 --> 00:05:26.627 - That's what they said, but to my knowledge, 142 00:05:26.694 --> 00:05:28.529 there is not a pedophile ring in the basement. 143 00:05:28.596 --> 00:05:29.730 - No. - Do they have a basement? 144 00:05:29.797 --> 00:05:31.198 - They don't even have a basement. 145 00:05:31.264 --> 00:05:32.800 - No, they don't even have a pinball machine. 146 00:05:32.866 --> 00:05:34.267 - So that explains this document. 147 00:05:34.334 --> 00:05:37.538 So what's happening is Pizza Midget 148 00:05:37.605 --> 00:05:40.574 is suing Q 149 00:05:40.641 --> 00:05:41.975 for libel. 150 00:05:42.042 --> 00:05:44.612 And we need to-- - Like "QAnon" Q? 151 00:05:44.678 --> 00:05:46.680 - Yes. The actual Q. 152 00:05:46.747 --> 00:05:49.517 We need to put this in the hand 153 00:05:49.583 --> 00:05:51.251 and serve Q. 154 00:05:51.318 --> 00:05:53.454 - How are we supposed to find Q? 155 00:05:53.521 --> 00:05:56.156 The whole thing about Q is that nobody knows where Q is. 156 00:05:56.223 --> 00:05:58.191 - Does nobody know-- - That's the whole thing. 157 00:05:58.258 --> 00:05:59.427 - Is Q even a person? 158 00:05:59.493 --> 00:06:00.694 - We got to put it in the trunk 159 00:06:00.761 --> 00:06:02.195 of Mr. "Snuffleufagus." 160 00:06:02.262 --> 00:06:04.398 - All right, wait, are you saying "Snuffleufagus" 161 00:06:04.465 --> 00:06:05.833 or "-upagus"? 162 00:06:05.899 --> 00:06:07.267 - "-Ufagus." - Uh-uh. 163 00:06:07.334 --> 00:06:08.969 - Is it "-upagus"? - It's "-upagus." 164 00:06:09.036 --> 00:06:10.871 - Oh, my God, dude, don't get into this again. 165 00:06:10.938 --> 00:06:13.240 - I got to get into it. I have to get into it. 166 00:06:13.306 --> 00:06:15.108 Om break! 167 00:06:16.209 --> 00:06:18.278 all chanting: Om. 168 00:06:18.345 --> 00:06:19.580 - It's "-upagus." 169 00:06:19.647 --> 00:06:21.482 [guitar strums] 170 00:06:21.549 --> 00:06:24.818 - Click on that article about the Hollywood cabal... 171 00:06:24.885 --> 00:06:27.054 - There it is. - See if there's something like, 172 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:28.321 "If you want to contact Q, click here." 173 00:06:28.388 --> 00:06:30.357 - Contact Q. - Look at all them people 174 00:06:30.424 --> 00:06:32.092 they said is pedophiles. 175 00:06:32.159 --> 00:06:33.527 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 176 00:06:33.594 --> 00:06:35.128 - Tom Hanks? - Yeah. 177 00:06:35.195 --> 00:06:37.197 - I mean, those are some ugly-looking white people. 178 00:06:37.264 --> 00:06:40.233 - Steven Spielberg has actual horns? 179 00:06:40.300 --> 00:06:41.935 Oh, click on the pillow guy. The pillow guy. 180 00:06:42.002 --> 00:06:44.004 - [overlapped chatter] - Oh, the pillow guy! 181 00:06:44.071 --> 00:06:45.639 - There's so many I could click on, guys. 182 00:06:45.706 --> 00:06:47.508 - Hey, look at that. - Okay. 183 00:06:47.575 --> 00:06:49.242 - Q's Booze Cruise. 184 00:06:49.309 --> 00:06:50.678 They're having a convention on a boat. 185 00:06:50.744 --> 00:06:52.079 - They're actually having--yes. 186 00:06:52.145 --> 00:06:55.182 "Leaving from Panama, Florida, to Nassau. 187 00:06:55.248 --> 00:06:57.918 Fun events, lectures, get together with QAnon..." 188 00:06:57.985 --> 00:06:58.986 - I will volunteer. - I'm dialing the number. 189 00:06:59.052 --> 00:07:00.420 I'm dialing. I'm dialing. - I'm in. 190 00:07:00.488 --> 00:07:01.789 - I will volunteer to do this. - I want to do this. 191 00:07:01.855 --> 00:07:03.190 - Nobody sound like a cop! 192 00:07:03.256 --> 00:07:04.692 - Uh, yeah, hi. 193 00:07:04.758 --> 00:07:06.827 Um, I saw your-- the ad for, uh, the-- 194 00:07:06.894 --> 00:07:08.696 the Q's Booze Cruise. - Hey, honey! 195 00:07:08.762 --> 00:07:09.997 Are you on the phone? 196 00:07:10.063 --> 00:07:11.231 - [in high-pitched voice] Yes, Daddy. 197 00:07:11.298 --> 00:07:12.833 - Sorry, I have many, many children 198 00:07:12.900 --> 00:07:15.335 who need my attention. 199 00:07:15.402 --> 00:07:16.904 - Daddy, I'm hungry! 200 00:07:16.970 --> 00:07:18.672 - [in Southern accent] I'm here too, Daddy! 201 00:07:18.739 --> 00:07:20.040 - I have a blended family, 202 00:07:20.107 --> 00:07:21.909 and my children are always pulling at me 203 00:07:21.975 --> 00:07:23.911 in a million directions. Ha, ha, ha. 204 00:07:23.977 --> 00:07:26.013 I-I saw the posting on our amazing-- 205 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:29.783 our amazing Q site for the Q's Booze Cruise. 206 00:07:29.850 --> 00:07:31.952 Oh, that leaves on-- that leaves on Wednesday. 207 00:07:32.019 --> 00:07:34.922 Uh, is the big guy gonna be there? 208 00:07:36.156 --> 00:07:39.092 Are there nine slots available? 209 00:07:39.159 --> 00:07:41.662 There are? Great, great, great. 210 00:07:41.729 --> 00:07:43.063 And how much-- how much are those? 211 00:07:44.965 --> 00:07:46.734 Do you have anything cheaper than that? 212 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:48.435 You do? 213 00:07:48.502 --> 00:07:50.003 Do you have anything slightly cheaper than that? 214 00:07:50.070 --> 00:07:51.505 That sounds amazing. 215 00:07:51.572 --> 00:07:52.873 Great. Nine. 216 00:07:52.940 --> 00:07:54.842 - Yes! Yes! - Where we go one, we go all! 217 00:07:54.908 --> 00:07:56.176 [all cheer] 218 00:07:56.243 --> 00:07:57.645 - * Who let the dogs out? * 219 00:07:57.711 --> 00:07:59.880 * Who, who, who, who? * 220 00:07:59.947 --> 00:08:01.081 * Who let the dogs out? * 221 00:08:01.148 --> 00:08:02.983 * Who, who, who, who? * 222 00:08:03.050 --> 00:08:05.118 * Who let the dogs out? * 223 00:08:05.185 --> 00:08:06.720 * Who, who, who, who? * 224 00:08:06.787 --> 00:08:10.724 * Who let the dogs out? * 225 00:08:10.791 --> 00:08:12.092 - Ah. Stop. 226 00:08:12.159 --> 00:08:13.193 [coughs] 227 00:08:13.260 --> 00:08:15.128 - [speaking foreign language] 228 00:08:15.195 --> 00:08:16.163 - Junior Jr., please don't paint 229 00:08:16.229 --> 00:08:17.297 the police car, Junior Jr. 230 00:08:17.364 --> 00:08:18.966 - I want to paint the police car, 231 00:08:19.032 --> 00:08:20.634 and I'm gonna do it anyway! 232 00:08:20.701 --> 00:08:22.803 - I don't mind getting out of town for a couple of days. 233 00:08:22.870 --> 00:08:24.437 * * 234 00:08:24.504 --> 00:08:26.206 - * Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who? * 235 00:08:26.273 --> 00:08:27.741 - [screams] 236 00:08:27.808 --> 00:08:29.577 - * Who let the dogs out? * 237 00:08:29.643 --> 00:08:31.411 * Who, who, who, who? * 238 00:08:31.478 --> 00:08:34.081 * Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who? * 239 00:08:34.147 --> 00:08:37.050 - It just goes to show you that vision-boarding works. 240 00:08:37.117 --> 00:08:41.521 And I am gonna land me a bajillionaire, 241 00:08:41.589 --> 00:08:43.256 because that is what I deserve. 242 00:08:43.323 --> 00:08:45.125 [laughs] 243 00:08:45.192 --> 00:08:46.359 Oh! 244 00:08:46.426 --> 00:08:48.829 - Ah! Freedom! 245 00:08:48.896 --> 00:08:50.463 * * 246 00:08:50.530 --> 00:08:51.699 God, I hate this city. 247 00:08:51.765 --> 00:08:53.366 - What's in the box, you ask? 248 00:08:53.433 --> 00:08:54.968 [chuckles] 249 00:08:55.035 --> 00:08:57.337 No one asked that. I just said it rhetorically. 250 00:08:57.404 --> 00:08:59.940 I have some friends in the box. 251 00:09:00.007 --> 00:09:02.610 Some friends who are my ticket 252 00:09:02.676 --> 00:09:05.979 out of this shithole. 253 00:09:06.046 --> 00:09:07.615 - Sitting for paying customer only. 254 00:09:07.681 --> 00:09:09.850 - I am going to buy something! 255 00:09:09.917 --> 00:09:11.952 - * Who let the dogs out? * 256 00:09:12.019 --> 00:09:13.954 * Who, who, who, who? * 257 00:09:14.021 --> 00:09:15.823 * Who let the dogs out? * 258 00:09:15.889 --> 00:09:17.090 * Who, who, who, who? * 259 00:09:17.157 --> 00:09:18.792 - My old friend, the sea. 260 00:09:18.859 --> 00:09:20.560 Mic check. Mic check. 261 00:09:20.628 --> 00:09:22.162 This is Johnny Tremain. 262 00:09:22.229 --> 00:09:24.698 - * Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who? * 263 00:09:24.765 --> 00:09:26.800 * Who let the dogs out? * 264 00:09:26.867 --> 00:09:28.869 * Who, who, who, who? * 265 00:09:28.936 --> 00:09:30.704 * Who let the dogs out? * 266 00:09:30.771 --> 00:09:32.339 * Who, who, who, who? * 267 00:09:32.405 --> 00:09:34.241 * Who let the dogs out? * 268 00:09:34.307 --> 00:09:36.810 * Who, who, who, who? * 269 00:09:36.877 --> 00:09:38.812 - Welcome to Q's Booze Cruise. 270 00:09:38.879 --> 00:09:40.881 Where we go one, we go all... 271 00:09:40.948 --> 00:09:43.817 to shuffleboard, on Deck 3. 272 00:09:43.884 --> 00:09:46.219 - Thank you, and have a patriotic day. 273 00:09:46.286 --> 00:09:48.689 Don't forget to own the libs. 274 00:09:48.756 --> 00:09:49.857 - Oh, hi. - Hello! 275 00:09:49.923 --> 00:09:51.358 Welcome to Cruise-- Blue's Clues-- 276 00:09:51.424 --> 00:09:54.094 Welcome to Q's Booze Cruise. 277 00:09:54.161 --> 00:09:56.163 - [laughs] Yeah. Nailed it. 278 00:09:56.229 --> 00:09:59.132 - Thank you. - Hi. I'm, uh, John Tremain. 279 00:09:59.199 --> 00:10:00.801 - Oh. - I'm a disgruntled, uh-- 280 00:10:00.868 --> 00:10:02.535 - Ooh, a double-platinum elegance package. 281 00:10:02.602 --> 00:10:04.071 - That's us. That's us. - Love it. 282 00:10:04.137 --> 00:10:05.806 - Just sign in here. - Right. 283 00:10:05.873 --> 00:10:09.142 John Tremain. - Mm-hmm. 284 00:10:09.209 --> 00:10:10.978 - And the job: laborer. Disgruntled laborer. 285 00:10:11.044 --> 00:10:12.579 - Yes. - Thank you so much. 286 00:10:12.646 --> 00:10:14.481 - Thank you. Welcome. - Great. I don't know-- 287 00:10:14.547 --> 00:10:15.983 - Thank you. - Hello. 288 00:10:16.049 --> 00:10:19.086 - Hello. Nice--hello. - Morning. 289 00:10:19.152 --> 00:10:20.287 - Hello, ma'am. - Welcome to Clues Booze 290 00:10:20.353 --> 00:10:22.589 Cruise--Q's Bees Cru-- Q's Booze Cruise. 291 00:10:22.656 --> 00:10:25.158 - You know, I'm here as an individual. 292 00:10:25.225 --> 00:10:27.260 I'm not part of his, uh, part... 293 00:10:27.327 --> 00:10:29.797 - It doesn't matter. - Just a solo person. 294 00:10:29.863 --> 00:10:30.898 Everybody's giving me backstory today. 295 00:10:30.964 --> 00:10:32.132 - I'm single. - Uh-huh. 296 00:10:32.199 --> 00:10:34.735 [light music] 297 00:10:34.802 --> 00:10:36.704 - [laughs] 298 00:10:36.770 --> 00:10:39.072 Mahalo. 299 00:10:39.139 --> 00:10:41.675 "My hollow" stomach's gonna be filled with buffet! 300 00:10:41.742 --> 00:10:43.310 [laughter] 301 00:10:43.376 --> 00:10:45.512 - I don't get that. I don't get that at all. 302 00:10:45.578 --> 00:10:48.248 - Oh, my God, I'm gonna play-- I'm playing so much of that. 303 00:10:48.315 --> 00:10:49.482 - You can't. It says you're not allowed. 304 00:10:49.549 --> 00:10:51.284 - Oh, it's closed. Oh, look at that. 305 00:10:51.351 --> 00:10:52.886 Anybody got a 5 to give the lady-- 306 00:10:52.953 --> 00:10:54.487 Cute lady bellhops, We give them a 5? 307 00:10:54.554 --> 00:10:56.123 - I didn't bring any money. - Hi, how are you? Hi. 308 00:10:56.189 --> 00:10:57.324 - Stop. - Oh! Oh, my God. 309 00:10:57.390 --> 00:10:59.827 - Before you come on the boat... - Uh-huh. 310 00:10:59.893 --> 00:11:01.194 - We have to do health. - Yeah. 311 00:11:01.261 --> 00:11:02.696 - We have to do waiver, okay? - Uh-huh. 312 00:11:02.763 --> 00:11:04.197 Don't read. Just sign. 313 00:11:04.264 --> 00:11:05.699 - Do not read. - Initial. Initial. Sign. 314 00:11:05.766 --> 00:11:08.501 - You have to sign a waiver to eat at the buffet? 315 00:11:08.568 --> 00:11:10.470 - Please be quiet. I'm doing demonstration, okay? 316 00:11:10.537 --> 00:11:11.638 - Please be quiet, guys. 317 00:11:11.705 --> 00:11:13.140 - Ah. Ah. Ah. 318 00:11:13.206 --> 00:11:16.944 - [screaming] 319 00:11:17.010 --> 00:11:18.445 - We take temperature bottom. - Okay. 320 00:11:18.511 --> 00:11:20.380 - Oh, right there? - From the back. Now bend over. 321 00:11:20.447 --> 00:11:22.149 He's okay. He's okay. - Is it okay? Oh, great. 322 00:11:22.215 --> 00:11:24.417 See? Guys, this is so stupid, it's easy. 323 00:11:24.484 --> 00:11:27.254 - I have to check your genital, okay? 324 00:11:27.320 --> 00:11:29.189 - Yeah, yeah, of course. You just got to check that? 325 00:11:29.256 --> 00:11:31.624 - No, open more, okay? I'm looking. 326 00:11:31.691 --> 00:11:34.161 - Right after this, we get to go on the stuff and everything? 327 00:11:34.227 --> 00:11:35.763 Right up-- - No. Shh! 328 00:11:35.829 --> 00:11:37.330 Next! - Okay, I'm done. 329 00:11:37.397 --> 00:11:39.632 - Maybe--excuse me, if I could make a suggestion. 330 00:11:39.699 --> 00:11:42.836 If the rest of the guys could just all get your penises out, 331 00:11:42.903 --> 00:11:45.038 then they're ready for her, so then we can move it along... 332 00:11:45.105 --> 00:11:46.539 - That's a great idea. [applause] 333 00:11:46.606 --> 00:11:49.476 - I don't want to take my penis out. 334 00:11:49.542 --> 00:11:51.711 - Hello, everyone! 335 00:11:51.779 --> 00:11:54.114 - Oh, hello! [applause] 336 00:11:54.181 --> 00:11:55.916 - When I say, "hell," you say, "lo." 337 00:11:55.983 --> 00:11:57.350 - Hell. all: Lo! 338 00:11:57.417 --> 00:11:58.651 - Hey! 339 00:11:58.718 --> 00:12:00.587 - I am Captain Bonsoifisse. 340 00:12:00.653 --> 00:12:03.456 And, yes, I am that Captain Bonsoifisse. 341 00:12:03.523 --> 00:12:05.492 - Oh! - Hello. Before you wonder, 342 00:12:05.558 --> 00:12:07.427 I have been acquitted. All good. 343 00:12:07.494 --> 00:12:09.930 Everything is good now. - Great. 344 00:12:09.997 --> 00:12:12.365 - Hola. Bienvenidos. 345 00:12:12.432 --> 00:12:15.936 Hello. Primero Officer Memes deporting for duty. 346 00:12:16.003 --> 00:12:17.370 [laughter] - That is a joke, 347 00:12:17.437 --> 00:12:19.439 but by the way, he actually has been deported. 348 00:12:19.506 --> 00:12:21.108 - But we cannot talk about it, okay? 349 00:12:21.174 --> 00:12:23.844 But welcome. I am so happy for you to be here. 350 00:12:23.911 --> 00:12:27.747 I'm a fun guy, but, uh, we do have some bad news. 351 00:12:27.815 --> 00:12:29.082 all: Oh. - Unfortunately. 352 00:12:29.149 --> 00:12:31.584 We are dangerously low on beer. 353 00:12:31.651 --> 00:12:32.920 - Oh. - What? 354 00:12:32.986 --> 00:12:35.022 - We currently have two types of beer left. 355 00:12:35.088 --> 00:12:38.125 - Okay. - It is clam-nado hot beer. 356 00:12:38.191 --> 00:12:39.626 - Ooh. - Okay? It is very hot. 357 00:12:39.692 --> 00:12:43.897 And we also have a clam lite lime beer. 358 00:12:43.964 --> 00:12:45.532 - What if you're allergic to clams? 359 00:12:45.598 --> 00:12:47.167 - Good question! Let's move on! 360 00:12:47.234 --> 00:12:49.937 - Oh, fun. Fun. This is gonna be great. 361 00:12:50.003 --> 00:12:51.571 - I have something very serious to talk about now. 362 00:12:51.638 --> 00:12:53.606 - Great. - A lot of people say 363 00:12:53.673 --> 00:12:56.709 the silent killer at sea is diarrhea. 364 00:12:56.776 --> 00:12:58.045 - Mm. - Not true. 365 00:12:58.111 --> 00:13:01.815 Diarrhea at sea can be loud. - Very loud. 366 00:13:01.882 --> 00:13:04.617 - Now, in the next three hours, 367 00:13:04.684 --> 00:13:07.855 I am going to teach you how to keep your diarrhea 368 00:13:07.921 --> 00:13:11.558 down by the minutes using our handy-dandy diarrhea app. 369 00:13:11.624 --> 00:13:13.226 - Oh, okay, cool. - With any luck, 370 00:13:13.293 --> 00:13:15.495 we will be able to keep your diarrhea 371 00:13:15.562 --> 00:13:18.031 down to the first five faces. 372 00:13:18.098 --> 00:13:19.532 - Okay. - Is there anything 373 00:13:19.599 --> 00:13:23.971 we can specifically avoid to keep from getting 374 00:13:24.037 --> 00:13:25.638 in the bottom three? - Yeah. 375 00:13:25.705 --> 00:13:27.574 - I have never seen a cruise without diarrhea. 376 00:13:27.640 --> 00:13:29.476 - You're gonna get it. - I don't want to get diarrhea. 377 00:13:29.542 --> 00:13:31.411 - I didn't want to be born with one leg 378 00:13:31.478 --> 00:13:33.446 slightly shorter than the other, but I was, and I lived with it, 379 00:13:33.513 --> 00:13:35.315 and look at me now! Bon! 380 00:13:35.382 --> 00:13:37.384 - Listen, I didn't want to live with my handsy uncle 381 00:13:37.450 --> 00:13:39.019 when I was nine years old either, 382 00:13:39.086 --> 00:13:41.688 but I did it and we got through it. 383 00:13:41.754 --> 00:13:43.957 - Unbelievably depressing. - [whistle blows] 384 00:13:44.024 --> 00:13:45.125 - Okay, time to go to your room. 385 00:13:45.192 --> 00:13:48.661 [excited chatter] 386 00:13:48.728 --> 00:13:50.263 - Sorry. Excuse me. 387 00:13:50.330 --> 00:13:52.832 Hey, Mr. Memes. Mr. Memes, hey. 388 00:13:52.900 --> 00:13:54.801 I just wanted to ask you, what are you guys-- 389 00:13:54.868 --> 00:13:56.736 how are you guys set for entertainment on the boat? 390 00:13:56.803 --> 00:13:59.006 - Uh, you know, we have the karaoke machine. 391 00:13:59.072 --> 00:14:00.473 It's out of order, but, you know... 392 00:14:00.540 --> 00:14:02.175 - I would love to get a couple minutes 393 00:14:02.242 --> 00:14:04.044 just to pitch you something... 394 00:14:04.111 --> 00:14:05.445 - Okay. - That I think 395 00:14:05.512 --> 00:14:07.915 could change your life 396 00:14:07.981 --> 00:14:09.950 and save you a small fortune 397 00:14:10.017 --> 00:14:11.351 with your entertainment dollar. 398 00:14:11.418 --> 00:14:12.652 - Oh. - It goes a very long way. 399 00:14:12.719 --> 00:14:13.921 - We like to save money around here. 400 00:14:13.987 --> 00:14:15.222 - I can tell. 401 00:14:15.288 --> 00:14:18.158 [smooth guitar music] 402 00:14:18.225 --> 00:14:20.193 * * 403 00:14:20.260 --> 00:14:23.463 [klaxon blaring] 404 00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:28.701 [hull creaking] 405 00:14:28.768 --> 00:14:31.438 So-- [electricity pops and crackles] 406 00:14:33.573 --> 00:14:36.276 This-- 407 00:14:36.343 --> 00:14:38.011 I kind of like it, actually, down here. 408 00:14:38.078 --> 00:14:40.013 This is executive double platinum? 409 00:14:40.080 --> 00:14:41.514 - Yes. - Yeah. 410 00:14:41.581 --> 00:14:43.116 What's below executive double platinum? 411 00:14:43.183 --> 00:14:44.284 - Nothing. - Nothing. 412 00:14:44.351 --> 00:14:45.685 - You are lowest. - Right. 413 00:14:45.752 --> 00:14:46.987 This is rustic. 414 00:14:47.054 --> 00:14:48.621 [laughs] Almost to a fault. 415 00:14:48.688 --> 00:14:50.257 - It's nicer than that place we had in Loughlin. 416 00:14:50.323 --> 00:14:52.459 - By a lot. And, uh, yes. 417 00:14:52.525 --> 00:14:53.893 - You know the best part? - Yeah. 418 00:14:53.961 --> 00:14:55.395 - No windows. - Mm. 419 00:14:55.462 --> 00:14:56.930 - I have a hard time getting to sleep sometimes, 420 00:14:56.997 --> 00:14:59.332 but I feel like there's so little oxygen in here 421 00:14:59.399 --> 00:15:01.001 that it's gonna be pretty easy to doze off. 422 00:15:01.068 --> 00:15:02.802 - You want to work. You want to work a little bit 423 00:15:02.869 --> 00:15:04.171 when you sleep, you know? 424 00:15:04.237 --> 00:15:05.838 - Earn your life. - Earn your life. 425 00:15:05.905 --> 00:15:08.208 - Earn your life. - Earn the trip, you know? 426 00:15:08.275 --> 00:15:09.909 - Is that a bat? Those aren't bats up there? 427 00:15:09.977 --> 00:15:11.311 - Oh, yes. - Those are bats? 428 00:15:11.378 --> 00:15:13.680 - Yes, they come with the room complimentary. 429 00:15:13.746 --> 00:15:15.448 - Oh, they're moving. Look, they're moving. 430 00:15:15.515 --> 00:15:16.984 They're wiggling around. - That's beautiful. 431 00:15:17.050 --> 00:15:19.152 - Aw, there's the baby. - Oh, that's a baby! 432 00:15:19.219 --> 00:15:22.222 - Aw! - They're a family. 433 00:15:22.289 --> 00:15:24.257 Sorry. Excuse me. 434 00:15:24.324 --> 00:15:26.126 Excuse me. Pardon me. 435 00:15:26.193 --> 00:15:27.760 Johnny Tremain has landed. 436 00:15:27.827 --> 00:15:29.496 - Hi. - Hi! 437 00:15:29.562 --> 00:15:31.231 - I'm gonna need you to check your guns. 438 00:15:31.298 --> 00:15:33.266 - I'm good, actually. - Oh... 439 00:15:33.333 --> 00:15:34.801 - No, last Q conference in Dallas, 440 00:15:34.867 --> 00:15:36.036 there was open carry. 441 00:15:36.103 --> 00:15:37.370 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, 42 people 442 00:15:37.437 --> 00:15:39.239 had catastrophic injuries at bingo night. 443 00:15:39.306 --> 00:15:41.274 - Oh, well, that makes sense. - Yeah. 444 00:15:41.341 --> 00:15:42.675 - He has a code he lives by. 445 00:15:42.742 --> 00:15:44.144 Will you just pry it from his hand? 446 00:15:44.211 --> 00:15:45.912 - Just pry it. - Okay! 447 00:15:45.979 --> 00:15:47.614 - If you don't pry it, he can't give it. 448 00:15:47.680 --> 00:15:50.783 - Once you're off the boat, Second Amendment. 449 00:15:50.850 --> 00:15:52.319 - You're the-- You're the pink hat-- 450 00:15:52.385 --> 00:15:53.653 That's you! - Yeah, that's me. 451 00:15:53.720 --> 00:15:55.888 - You're the lady from the peaceful protest. 452 00:15:55.955 --> 00:15:57.624 - Yeah. - Remind me? 453 00:15:57.690 --> 00:15:59.592 - Yeah, she pooped in Nancy Pelosi's desk 454 00:15:59.659 --> 00:16:01.094 at the big peaceful protest. - You did not! 455 00:16:01.161 --> 00:16:02.262 - Yeah. - You're that lady? 456 00:16:02.329 --> 00:16:03.230 - Yeah. Remember? - Look at that. 457 00:16:03.296 --> 00:16:05.198 - Oh, my gosh! Whoa! 458 00:16:05.265 --> 00:16:06.833 - You know Charlie Kirk. 459 00:16:06.899 --> 00:16:08.068 - Color me starstruck. 460 00:16:08.135 --> 00:16:09.736 - Wow. - Holy cow. 461 00:16:09.802 --> 00:16:11.471 - Would you like to buy a copy of my book? 462 00:16:11.538 --> 00:16:13.540 - You wrote a long book. - Yes, please. How much is it? 463 00:16:13.606 --> 00:16:17.510 Well, they're $9.99, but $49.99 if I autograph it. 464 00:16:17.577 --> 00:16:19.512 - Oh. - Oh, wow. 465 00:16:19.579 --> 00:16:21.081 - We'll just look at it. 466 00:16:21.148 --> 00:16:22.482 - We're gonna look at it and remember it was really great. 467 00:16:22.549 --> 00:16:23.483 - Well, think about it. - Thank you very much. 468 00:16:23.550 --> 00:16:24.684 This was great. 469 00:16:24.751 --> 00:16:25.652 I'm sure there's tons of big stars 470 00:16:25.718 --> 00:16:26.886 that we're gonna meet, so... 471 00:16:26.953 --> 00:16:28.421 - I mean, I heard-- 472 00:16:28.488 --> 00:16:29.922 I heard Q was here. 473 00:16:29.989 --> 00:16:31.391 - So where's his book table? 474 00:16:31.458 --> 00:16:33.360 Or her book-- their book table? 475 00:16:33.426 --> 00:16:34.827 - The Q. - Do--do we-- 476 00:16:34.894 --> 00:16:36.329 do you recognize him? 477 00:16:36.396 --> 00:16:38.298 Here? 478 00:16:38.365 --> 00:16:40.167 - Okay, I don't know who he is. - Mm-hmm. 479 00:16:40.233 --> 00:16:42.435 - But I-I know he's handsome. 480 00:16:42.502 --> 00:16:44.437 I know he's white, but that's all I know. 481 00:16:44.504 --> 00:16:47.006 - Well, we all assume. - Oh, my God. 482 00:16:47.074 --> 00:16:48.441 - What? 483 00:16:48.508 --> 00:16:49.409 - Are those the Black Lives Don't Matter people 484 00:16:49.476 --> 00:16:50.810 with the little tiny guns? 485 00:16:50.877 --> 00:16:52.479 - I want a picture! I got to get a picture! 486 00:16:52.545 --> 00:16:54.414 - Got to go. Got to go. - Have a good conference. 487 00:16:54.481 --> 00:16:55.848 - It was nice meeting you! - Thank you. 488 00:16:55.915 --> 00:16:58.551 Oh. Oh, thank you. 489 00:17:02.422 --> 00:17:03.856 - Hey. 490 00:17:03.923 --> 00:17:07.860 [whispers] Fan out. Reconnaissance. 491 00:17:07.927 --> 00:17:10.930 Don't do anything to draw extra attention to us, okay? 492 00:17:10.997 --> 00:17:13.066 - No. 493 00:17:13.133 --> 00:17:15.268 - Fan out. Recon mode. 494 00:17:15.335 --> 00:17:16.869 Can you hear me? 495 00:17:16.936 --> 00:17:18.238 Tremain to Chet. 496 00:17:18.305 --> 00:17:20.039 Trudy. - Yes? 497 00:17:20.107 --> 00:17:22.775 - What's with the dress? 498 00:17:22.842 --> 00:17:25.011 - It's part of our backstory. - Oh, good. 499 00:17:25.078 --> 00:17:27.180 - You and I... 500 00:17:27.247 --> 00:17:28.681 we're a couple. - Yeah. 501 00:17:28.748 --> 00:17:30.650 - You... 502 00:17:30.717 --> 00:17:32.752 are a 79-year-old Presbyterian 503 00:17:32.819 --> 00:17:34.987 who owns an auto parts dealership in Fresno 504 00:17:35.054 --> 00:17:37.257 that you bought with your dead grandma's money. 505 00:17:37.324 --> 00:17:43.330 I am a 29-year-old trophy wife who has a keen eye for fashion 506 00:17:43.396 --> 00:17:47.200 and a masters degree in birds and things. 507 00:17:47.267 --> 00:17:49.436 I... 508 00:17:49.502 --> 00:17:50.803 have one flaw, 509 00:17:50.870 --> 00:17:52.739 and it's that sometimes I'm a little too nice. 510 00:17:52.805 --> 00:17:56.042 Our neighbor Rodrigo has three dogs. 511 00:17:56.109 --> 00:17:57.310 One of them is missing. 512 00:17:57.377 --> 00:17:58.645 We think the nephew took him. 513 00:17:58.711 --> 00:18:00.547 I think he may have eaten him. 514 00:18:00.613 --> 00:18:03.049 If you panic, squeeze my hand 11 times 515 00:18:03.116 --> 00:18:05.218 and we will start making out, got it? 516 00:18:05.285 --> 00:18:06.453 - Okay. 517 00:18:06.519 --> 00:18:07.787 Trudy? - Hmm? 518 00:18:07.854 --> 00:18:11.491 You still didn't explain the dress. 519 00:18:11.558 --> 00:18:13.693 - Oh, I never got to that part in the story. 520 00:18:13.760 --> 00:18:15.027 I think I'm wearing the wrong outfit. 521 00:18:15.094 --> 00:18:16.296 - It's okay. 522 00:18:16.363 --> 00:18:19.399 - Hello, um, strange... 523 00:18:19.466 --> 00:18:20.633 people. 524 00:18:20.700 --> 00:18:23.803 - And the deep state's really, really... 525 00:18:23.870 --> 00:18:26.673 doing--but--getting us hard. - This is my husband. 526 00:18:26.739 --> 00:18:28.074 Our neighbor's name is Rodrigo. 527 00:18:28.141 --> 00:18:29.642 - Don't do the whole thing. - He has three dogs, 528 00:18:29.709 --> 00:18:31.043 but one of them is missing. 529 00:18:31.110 --> 00:18:32.145 - That's Raineesha. It's Raineesha. 530 00:18:32.212 --> 00:18:33.280 - It's a horrible story. 531 00:18:33.346 --> 00:18:34.714 - You recognize Raineesha, right? 532 00:18:34.781 --> 00:18:36.649 - I didn't at first, I got to be honest. 533 00:18:36.716 --> 00:18:38.818 - I didn't think you did. - Those are very distracting. 534 00:18:38.885 --> 00:18:41.321 You should put them away. - Nice meeting you, Coco. 535 00:18:41.388 --> 00:18:43.122 - So nice to meet y'all too. 536 00:18:43.190 --> 00:18:45.592 A beautiful QAnon couple. 537 00:18:45.658 --> 00:18:47.294 - You should see him with his pants off. 538 00:18:47.360 --> 00:18:51.164 [all laugh] 539 00:18:51.231 --> 00:18:53.766 - Hollywood's full of vampires. Nothing but vampires. 540 00:18:53.833 --> 00:18:55.835 [laughing] 541 00:18:55.902 --> 00:18:58.037 - So nice to meet you, Julian. 542 00:18:58.104 --> 00:19:00.173 And thank you again for getting me this free drink. 543 00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:01.408 - Yeah, if I could have bought it, I would. 544 00:19:01.474 --> 00:19:03.142 [both laugh] 545 00:19:03.210 --> 00:19:04.877 I couldn't buy it, though. I couldn't buy it. 546 00:19:04.944 --> 00:19:07.780 So good to be here. - I'm surprised. 547 00:19:07.847 --> 00:19:09.249 You know, 'cause I ain't think they was gonna have 548 00:19:09.316 --> 00:19:10.750 too many Blacks around here. 549 00:19:10.817 --> 00:19:12.519 - Yeah, it's a lot of white folk, ain't it? 550 00:19:12.585 --> 00:19:13.920 Let me tell you a little bit about myself. 551 00:19:13.986 --> 00:19:15.822 - I'm listening. - I'm an entrepreneur. 552 00:19:15.888 --> 00:19:17.990 - Mm! - I own a couple of businesses. 553 00:19:18.057 --> 00:19:19.792 - Well? - Yeah. I do real estate. 554 00:19:19.859 --> 00:19:21.761 So, yeah... - Married? 555 00:19:21.828 --> 00:19:23.563 - No, I am not married. - Wait a minute. 556 00:19:23.630 --> 00:19:26.199 I'm gonna step a little closer. - Okay, come on. 557 00:19:26.266 --> 00:19:28.201 I'm single. [laughter] 558 00:19:28.268 --> 00:19:29.436 Look at you! 559 00:19:29.502 --> 00:19:31.704 Oh, you got me blushing up in here. 560 00:19:31.771 --> 00:19:34.574 Golly. I also like to, um, collect my poop, 561 00:19:34.641 --> 00:19:38.044 so the government does not clone me. 562 00:19:42.315 --> 00:19:43.583 - M'kay. 563 00:19:43.650 --> 00:19:45.852 - So you guys know who, uh, Q is? 564 00:19:45.918 --> 00:19:47.787 Q? - What do you mean? 565 00:19:47.854 --> 00:19:51.258 - That's a weird question. Let me ask you something. 566 00:19:51.324 --> 00:19:52.592 You guys cops? 567 00:19:52.659 --> 00:19:54.093 - That's what I'm wondering. 568 00:19:54.160 --> 00:19:55.895 That's like a cop-like question. 569 00:19:55.962 --> 00:19:58.965 - Yeah. - "Do you know who Q is?" 570 00:19:59.031 --> 00:20:00.767 - You know about aliens and stuff. 571 00:20:00.833 --> 00:20:03.403 Let's not get into the grays, all right? 572 00:20:03.470 --> 00:20:04.804 Aliens are real. 573 00:20:04.871 --> 00:20:06.439 You got to be careful of them too, 574 00:20:06.506 --> 00:20:08.174 'cause they will abduct you. 575 00:20:08.241 --> 00:20:09.676 It's happened. 576 00:20:09.742 --> 00:20:12.078 And let's not talk about the probing. 577 00:20:12.144 --> 00:20:14.881 Did--did they get whatever was in you? 578 00:20:14.947 --> 00:20:16.048 I hope so. 579 00:20:17.149 --> 00:20:19.419 I hope so. 580 00:20:19.486 --> 00:20:20.820 [applause] - Thank you. Thank you. 581 00:20:20.887 --> 00:20:23.890 Uh, welcome, searchers, pioneers, and patriots. 582 00:20:23.956 --> 00:20:26.493 I-I hate to start off with bad news, 583 00:20:26.559 --> 00:20:30.363 but Sidney Powell will not be giving our keynote address. 584 00:20:30.430 --> 00:20:31.498 She is under house arrest right now. 585 00:20:31.564 --> 00:20:33.433 Uh, I apologize. 586 00:20:33.500 --> 00:20:35.502 And, again, ever hopeful, ever forward. 587 00:20:35.568 --> 00:20:38.671 That is what we believe here. 588 00:20:38.738 --> 00:20:40.407 Yes, thank you. [cheers and applause] 589 00:20:40.473 --> 00:20:43.676 So, um, you know, Q is a question, 590 00:20:43.743 --> 00:20:45.712 a query, and a quest. 591 00:20:45.778 --> 00:20:48.448 And pretty soon, it is going to be a quality, 592 00:20:48.515 --> 00:20:52.552 much like the quality time that many of us are being denied 593 00:20:52.619 --> 00:20:54.321 spending with our kids 594 00:20:54.387 --> 00:20:56.389 because of divorce court judges, 595 00:20:56.456 --> 00:20:58.325 resentful ex-wives, 596 00:20:58.391 --> 00:21:00.026 traitorous family members 597 00:21:00.092 --> 00:21:02.261 who screenshot our Instagram posts 598 00:21:02.329 --> 00:21:06.333 to show family counselors who are deciding visitation rights, 599 00:21:06.399 --> 00:21:08.801 who are believing the lies of the deep state. 600 00:21:08.868 --> 00:21:10.770 Those masks will be lifted. 601 00:21:10.837 --> 00:21:12.672 We are about to experience 602 00:21:12.739 --> 00:21:16.175 much the same experience 603 00:21:16.242 --> 00:21:18.210 that Rowdy Roddy Piper experienced 604 00:21:18.277 --> 00:21:20.680 in the movie "They Live," 605 00:21:20.747 --> 00:21:21.948 when the... [applause] 606 00:21:22.014 --> 00:21:24.183 - Yeah! - When the big, uh, 607 00:21:24.250 --> 00:21:26.686 deep state illusion beam was finally destroyed. 608 00:21:26.753 --> 00:21:28.721 That will soon happen for us. 609 00:21:28.788 --> 00:21:30.957 That is what Q is doing. 610 00:21:31.023 --> 00:21:33.393 And the masks will be lifted. 611 00:21:33.460 --> 00:21:35.328 All of that will be lifted. 612 00:21:35.395 --> 00:21:37.764 [applause] 613 00:21:37.830 --> 00:21:40.567 Q has cracked the code, 614 00:21:40.633 --> 00:21:42.034 and once you crack the code, 615 00:21:42.101 --> 00:21:45.872 it is so easy to see what is hidden out there. 616 00:21:45.938 --> 00:21:49.776 What is keeping you from-- from real strength. 617 00:21:49.842 --> 00:21:52.645 From real reality. 618 00:21:52.712 --> 00:21:54.947 From real love. 619 00:21:55.014 --> 00:21:58.284 That kind of code-cracking 620 00:21:58.351 --> 00:22:01.153 is what we are here 621 00:22:01.220 --> 00:22:03.790 on this ship doing. 622 00:22:03.856 --> 00:22:05.925 You're the only ones who can see it. 623 00:22:05.992 --> 00:22:10.129 And thank you guys so much for being on this cruise. 624 00:22:10.196 --> 00:22:11.864 Full truth ahead. 625 00:22:11.931 --> 00:22:14.734 And, um, everyone enjoy the cruise. 626 00:22:14.801 --> 00:22:20.407 Thank you, thank you. [applause] 627 00:22:20.473 --> 00:22:21.774 - Heil Hitler! 628 00:22:21.841 --> 00:22:23.443 - No, Trudy, no. Trudy, no, no, no, no. 629 00:22:23.510 --> 00:22:24.877 I mean, kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 630 00:22:24.944 --> 00:22:26.979 She's right, yeah, yeah. - Right? 631 00:22:27.046 --> 00:22:30.383 - I mean, heil all kinds of-- - Heil everybody. 632 00:22:31.784 --> 00:22:33.219 [PA system chimes] 633 00:22:33.285 --> 00:22:35.121 - Check with staff before you use 634 00:22:35.187 --> 00:22:37.590 any restrooms on the second, third, 635 00:22:37.657 --> 00:22:39.492 fourth, and sixth floor. 636 00:22:39.559 --> 00:22:40.827 - Morning, gang. 637 00:22:40.893 --> 00:22:41.994 - Good morning. - Good morning. 638 00:22:42.061 --> 00:22:42.995 - Morning. 639 00:22:45.231 --> 00:22:46.433 - [sighs] 640 00:22:46.499 --> 00:22:47.700 Oh, God. Ooh. 641 00:22:47.767 --> 00:22:49.368 - Hot, right? 642 00:22:49.436 --> 00:22:51.804 - It feels like almost dangerously so. 643 00:22:51.871 --> 00:22:53.640 - Yeah. - Yeah, creeps up on you. 644 00:22:53.706 --> 00:22:55.374 - Johnny Tremain has a thought over here. 645 00:22:55.442 --> 00:22:57.810 The little bird, the, uh... 646 00:22:57.877 --> 00:22:59.579 the speaker. 647 00:22:59.646 --> 00:23:00.880 Little weirdy with the short arms. 648 00:23:00.947 --> 00:23:03.483 - Oh. - Eyeballs all over you. 649 00:23:03.550 --> 00:23:05.685 - Mm-hmm. - Saw that. 650 00:23:05.752 --> 00:23:07.219 - I thought he was looking at me. 651 00:23:07.286 --> 00:23:09.388 - Mm-mm. - No, I think he's got a... 652 00:23:09.456 --> 00:23:11.190 - He got a motor... - He got a Marty Feldman? 653 00:23:11.257 --> 00:23:12.391 - Yeah. Well... 654 00:23:12.459 --> 00:23:13.693 - I thought he was looking at my vag. 655 00:23:13.760 --> 00:23:14.861 - He got a little bit. - Nope. 656 00:23:14.927 --> 00:23:16.863 - Here's what I'm thinking. 657 00:23:16.929 --> 00:23:18.798 That horrible little weird little midget man. 658 00:23:18.865 --> 00:23:20.800 - Yeah. - He feels like he's got 659 00:23:20.867 --> 00:23:24.671 an itch he needs to scratch. 660 00:23:24.737 --> 00:23:26.606 - Is this code too? - Yes. 661 00:23:26.673 --> 00:23:28.908 - Clemmie, code name: Roxy. - Yeah. 662 00:23:28.975 --> 00:23:30.810 - Could get next to that little weirdo. 663 00:23:30.877 --> 00:23:32.111 - Know what I mean? - Easy. 664 00:23:32.178 --> 00:23:34.280 - Honey trap. - Seduction. 665 00:23:34.346 --> 00:23:36.215 - I did it to become Miss Teen Whiskey Pete's, 666 00:23:36.282 --> 00:23:37.550 and I can do it now. 667 00:23:37.617 --> 00:23:38.818 - I believe the after-party 668 00:23:38.885 --> 00:23:41.220 is on the lido deck at 7:00. 669 00:23:41.287 --> 00:23:44.156 Perhaps there we should lay our trap. 670 00:23:44.223 --> 00:23:46.392 - I have never felt such a sense of purpose. 671 00:23:46.459 --> 00:23:47.994 It's been a long time. 672 00:23:48.060 --> 00:23:49.395 - On behalf of the Reno Sheriff's Department, 673 00:23:49.462 --> 00:23:52.499 I authorize you to go to third, but not home. 674 00:23:52.565 --> 00:23:53.800 - This might be kind of obvious, 675 00:23:53.866 --> 00:23:57.670 but home is-- home run is vag. 676 00:23:57.737 --> 00:23:59.405 What would butt stuff be? 677 00:23:59.472 --> 00:24:01.340 - Grand slam. 678 00:24:01.407 --> 00:24:02.475 Finishing in the butt? 679 00:24:02.542 --> 00:24:04.176 - That's a walk-off. - Wait a minute. 680 00:24:04.243 --> 00:24:06.646 But what if you finish with your peen between the teets? 681 00:24:06.713 --> 00:24:08.981 What is that called? - Sometimes it's just an error. 682 00:24:09.048 --> 00:24:12.151 [solemn chanting] 683 00:24:12.218 --> 00:24:15.154 * * 684 00:24:15.221 --> 00:24:18.591 - Who is currently planning a coup in Venezuela? 685 00:24:18.658 --> 00:24:22.629 Is it Obama? Hillary Clinton? 686 00:24:22.695 --> 00:24:25.932 George Soros? All of the above? 687 00:24:25.998 --> 00:24:27.634 Which is the best chan? 688 00:24:27.700 --> 00:24:29.969 4chan? 8chan? 689 00:24:30.036 --> 00:24:32.905 69chan? [chuckles] 690 00:24:32.972 --> 00:24:35.508 German chancellor Angela Merkel is, in fact, 691 00:24:35.575 --> 00:24:37.844 a robot sent to the future by Adolf Hitler... 692 00:24:37.910 --> 00:24:40.079 - Ooh! Oh, I'm sorry. 693 00:24:40.146 --> 00:24:42.081 [both laugh] - [imitates robot beeping] 694 00:24:42.148 --> 00:24:44.817 - I'm so clumsy. - So close here. Um... 695 00:24:46.318 --> 00:24:48.755 - I really liked what you were doing onstage today. 696 00:24:48.821 --> 00:24:50.422 - I noticed. 697 00:24:50.489 --> 00:24:53.392 - Um... 698 00:24:53.459 --> 00:24:55.027 You... 699 00:24:55.094 --> 00:24:57.564 You know a lot about this-- this Q. 700 00:24:57.630 --> 00:24:59.331 This mysterious Q. 701 00:24:59.398 --> 00:25:01.100 - I mean... 702 00:25:01.167 --> 00:25:03.536 do you have a couple hours? Because-- 703 00:25:03.603 --> 00:25:06.505 - I do. - Oh. Well, um... 704 00:25:06.573 --> 00:25:11.978 Q is something I would like to talk about with you. 705 00:25:12.044 --> 00:25:14.881 That was a Q symbol I just did on your shoulder. 706 00:25:14.947 --> 00:25:17.917 - Listen, I, am... 707 00:25:17.984 --> 00:25:20.720 waxed, chillaxed, and unvaxxed. 708 00:25:20.787 --> 00:25:23.222 So... - [laughs] 709 00:25:23.289 --> 00:25:26.358 [tinny fanfare music playing] 710 00:25:26.425 --> 00:25:29.796 * * 711 00:25:29.862 --> 00:25:32.565 - Mr. Memes. 712 00:25:32.632 --> 00:25:33.933 Enchanting ladies 713 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:37.136 from... the mysterious east, 714 00:25:37.203 --> 00:25:42.208 prepare for little Mr. Jimmy and friends, 715 00:25:42.274 --> 00:25:46.245 available in your floating showroom 716 00:25:46.312 --> 00:25:48.114 in perpetuity 717 00:25:48.180 --> 00:25:51.618 across the seven seas. 718 00:25:51.684 --> 00:25:54.887 Now, sit back and enjoy 719 00:25:54.954 --> 00:25:58.024 187 minutes 720 00:25:58.090 --> 00:26:01.027 of world-class puppetry. 721 00:26:01.093 --> 00:26:03.830 Oh, fuck. Oh, got it. 722 00:26:03.896 --> 00:26:06.365 [twangy guitar music] 723 00:26:06.432 --> 00:26:09.368 * It's little tiny Jimmy and friends * 724 00:26:09.435 --> 00:26:12.338 * It's little friend Jimmy and a box full of men * 725 00:26:12.404 --> 00:26:15.174 * If you did a little sin, gonna make amends * 726 00:26:15.241 --> 00:26:19.278 * It's tiny little Jimmy and puppet friends * 727 00:26:19.345 --> 00:26:21.513 * * 728 00:26:21.580 --> 00:26:22.514 [glass shatters] 729 00:26:22.581 --> 00:26:24.250 * * 730 00:26:24.316 --> 00:26:26.585 [in high-pitched voice] Hi, Mom! 731 00:26:26.653 --> 00:26:28.087 Here we go! 732 00:26:28.154 --> 00:26:32.859 Better get ready to start the show. 733 00:26:34.093 --> 00:26:36.495 - [chuckling] 734 00:26:36.562 --> 00:26:38.130 Oh... - Hey. 735 00:26:38.197 --> 00:26:39.565 - Good to see you. - [laughs] 736 00:26:39.632 --> 00:26:41.267 - Beautiful night, huh? 737 00:26:41.333 --> 00:26:42.401 - Yeah. 738 00:26:42.468 --> 00:26:43.836 I guess you could call it that. 739 00:26:43.903 --> 00:26:45.738 - You know, there used to be a saying 740 00:26:45.805 --> 00:26:47.073 when I was in school. 741 00:26:47.139 --> 00:26:49.742 Why think when you can drink? 742 00:26:49.809 --> 00:26:51.243 My private stash. Go ahead. 743 00:26:51.310 --> 00:26:53.079 - I like that saying. - Mai tai. 744 00:26:53.145 --> 00:26:55.514 - Yeah. Now it's... 745 00:26:55.581 --> 00:26:56.716 both: Our tai. 746 00:26:56.783 --> 00:26:58.050 [both laugh] 747 00:26:58.117 --> 00:27:00.052 - Cheers. - Oh! 748 00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:03.790 Have you ever played "I Ain't Never"? 749 00:27:03.856 --> 00:27:05.191 - "I Ain't Never." I don't-- 750 00:27:05.257 --> 00:27:08.160 - It's the Black version of "Never Have I Ever." 751 00:27:08.227 --> 00:27:09.896 - Well, you know, that game is probably 752 00:27:09.962 --> 00:27:12.131 a lot more fun with women. 753 00:27:12.198 --> 00:27:13.700 - I'll start. - Okay. 754 00:27:13.766 --> 00:27:16.468 - I ain't never... 755 00:27:16.535 --> 00:27:20.973 run a ship aground in Puerto Rico, 756 00:27:21.040 --> 00:27:24.476 thinking that I saw someone that I knew. 757 00:27:24.543 --> 00:27:27.146 Yeah? Mm. Mm. 758 00:27:27.213 --> 00:27:29.415 - That's so specific to you. - Ah! 759 00:27:29.481 --> 00:27:32.184 I need you to do me a favor. - Hmm? 760 00:27:32.251 --> 00:27:34.320 - Take these keys. I am... 761 00:27:34.386 --> 00:27:39.625 way too messed up to drive. 762 00:27:39.692 --> 00:27:41.193 - I'm gonna walk away now. 763 00:27:41.260 --> 00:27:42.695 - I'm going to watch you. 764 00:27:42.762 --> 00:27:44.463 Bon! 765 00:27:45.798 --> 00:27:48.100 - Voyage. 766 00:27:48.167 --> 00:27:49.635 What the fuck? 767 00:27:53.272 --> 00:27:55.174 - How was everybody's intermission? 768 00:27:57.509 --> 00:27:59.578 Act trois. 769 00:27:59.645 --> 00:28:01.814 In which we travel... 770 00:28:01.881 --> 00:28:05.017 south of the border. 771 00:28:06.685 --> 00:28:08.287 Fuck it. I'm sorry. 772 00:28:08.354 --> 00:28:10.056 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 773 00:28:10.122 --> 00:28:11.991 Fuck it. Oh, fuck. 774 00:28:14.326 --> 00:28:16.528 Hernan is about to learn 775 00:28:16.595 --> 00:28:21.667 a little lesson about amigo-ship. 776 00:28:21.734 --> 00:28:23.202 And when you're on a ship, 777 00:28:23.269 --> 00:28:25.171 friend--friendship is the-- 778 00:28:25.237 --> 00:28:27.006 Ah, fuck it. Sorry. 779 00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:29.708 Hernan's gonna learn a lesson, 780 00:28:29.776 --> 00:28:32.745 that when we're helping other people... 781 00:28:32.812 --> 00:28:36.215 [breathing heavily] 782 00:28:36.282 --> 00:28:38.717 Hernan--fuck it, fuck it. Fuck it! 783 00:28:38.785 --> 00:28:40.119 We're gonna skip ahead. 784 00:28:40.186 --> 00:28:41.954 Skip ahead, skip ahead. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 785 00:28:42.021 --> 00:28:43.389 [boat horn blares] 786 00:28:43.455 --> 00:28:45.124 [cell phone chimes] - Oh! 787 00:28:45.191 --> 00:28:48.727 Time to take my medication. 788 00:28:49.829 --> 00:28:51.130 Oh, shit. 789 00:28:51.197 --> 00:28:54.300 Meh, should be fine. 790 00:29:01.874 --> 00:29:03.575 - [inhales and sighs] 791 00:29:05.912 --> 00:29:07.613 Look at you. 792 00:29:07.679 --> 00:29:11.183 Did you steal that gown from a princess? 793 00:29:12.518 --> 00:29:14.153 - Well, it's a Frozen Halloween costume 794 00:29:14.220 --> 00:29:16.588 that I bought at Rite Aid, so, yeah, kind of. 795 00:29:16.655 --> 00:29:19.926 - [laughs] 796 00:29:19.992 --> 00:29:23.295 I'm Xavier Rothchild III. 797 00:29:23.362 --> 00:29:26.398 I quit a successful career in the cinema 798 00:29:26.465 --> 00:29:28.935 to become a doctor for cats. 799 00:29:29.001 --> 00:29:31.337 And now, I go wherever I'm needed, 800 00:29:31.403 --> 00:29:35.674 which is anywhere a cat needs a doctor. 801 00:29:35.741 --> 00:29:37.309 - Isn't that a... 802 00:29:37.376 --> 00:29:40.779 a veterinarian, technically? 803 00:29:40.847 --> 00:29:42.414 - I don't think so. 804 00:29:42.481 --> 00:29:44.851 - Okay. 805 00:29:44.917 --> 00:29:46.018 Well, my name is Trudy. 806 00:29:46.085 --> 00:29:47.887 I am an undercover cop, 807 00:29:47.954 --> 00:29:49.055 which I'm not supposed to say, 808 00:29:49.121 --> 00:29:50.622 but I kind of feel like 809 00:29:50.689 --> 00:29:52.624 you and I are getting along really well, 810 00:29:52.691 --> 00:29:57.196 and I can probably tell you all my secrets, so... 811 00:29:57.263 --> 00:29:58.898 - You can tell me anything. 812 00:29:58.965 --> 00:30:00.132 - [titters] 813 00:30:00.199 --> 00:30:02.168 - Trudy? - Yeah? 814 00:30:02.234 --> 00:30:04.303 - Would you like to join me for a cocktail 815 00:30:04.370 --> 00:30:07.739 and a walk around the ship? 816 00:30:07.806 --> 00:30:10.676 - Well, I'm supposed to join my friends on the lower deck 817 00:30:10.742 --> 00:30:12.078 for a diarrhea test, 818 00:30:12.144 --> 00:30:15.347 but I suppose I could. 819 00:30:19.251 --> 00:30:20.719 - Oh, these are not for us. 820 00:30:20.786 --> 00:30:22.554 Uh, I put out a cigarette in this. 821 00:30:22.621 --> 00:30:24.390 Sorry, let me get us some fresh drinks. 822 00:30:24.456 --> 00:30:26.358 - I'm not thirsty. I'm not thirsty. 823 00:30:26.425 --> 00:30:27.960 - It's okay, come with me. 824 00:30:28.027 --> 00:30:29.128 - Okay. - Come with me. 825 00:30:29.195 --> 00:30:30.997 - No, Caesar, 826 00:30:31.063 --> 00:30:33.699 I will not renounce the Christ. 827 00:30:33.765 --> 00:30:37.169 [deeps voice] This Christ seems to have 828 00:30:37.236 --> 00:30:42.875 a power over mens' souls. 829 00:30:42.942 --> 00:30:45.945 My name is James Ron Dangle. That is the show. 830 00:30:46.012 --> 00:30:47.646 I'm 66 years young. 831 00:30:47.713 --> 00:30:49.381 I'm between apartments right now. 832 00:30:49.448 --> 00:30:51.884 I would love-- in fact, need-- 833 00:30:51.951 --> 00:30:53.719 to do this for you. 834 00:30:53.785 --> 00:30:55.988 But it's not just me you have to thank 835 00:30:56.055 --> 00:30:57.623 for tonight's entertainment. 836 00:30:57.689 --> 00:30:59.992 Let's meet all 837 00:31:00.059 --> 00:31:02.294 of the 88 performers 838 00:31:02.361 --> 00:31:05.731 who just brought you this wonderful tale. 839 00:31:07.399 --> 00:31:10.569 - Who eats baby hearts to stay young-looking? 840 00:31:10.636 --> 00:31:13.305 Kate Beckinsale? Gwyneth Paltrow? 841 00:31:13.372 --> 00:31:15.241 Ryan Seacrest? 842 00:31:15.307 --> 00:31:16.909 - I'm in, um... 843 00:31:16.976 --> 00:31:19.278 I'm in Cabin 1503. 844 00:31:19.345 --> 00:31:20.947 - Okay. - 1-5-0-3. 845 00:31:21.013 --> 00:31:22.214 - 1503. 846 00:31:22.281 --> 00:31:23.449 - Which is, um, you know, 847 00:31:23.515 --> 00:31:25.384 March 15th backwards, you know. 848 00:31:25.451 --> 00:31:26.986 The Ides of March. 849 00:31:27.053 --> 00:31:29.655 It kind of makes sense they gave me that room. 850 00:31:29.721 --> 00:31:31.890 - I'm gonna take your word for that. 851 00:31:31.958 --> 00:31:35.327 I liked this when I understood what you were talking about, 852 00:31:35.394 --> 00:31:37.263 and I feel like where you were going 853 00:31:37.329 --> 00:31:40.766 was you were going to ask me to... 854 00:31:40.832 --> 00:31:42.134 go bang in your room. 855 00:31:42.201 --> 00:31:43.702 I felt like that's where this was headed. 856 00:31:43.769 --> 00:31:45.371 - Let me--really quick, could I just, um... 857 00:31:45.437 --> 00:31:46.805 [clears throat] 858 00:31:48.207 --> 00:31:50.943 Would you come bang in my room? 859 00:31:51.010 --> 00:31:53.312 - Let me tell you what I'm looking for from you. 860 00:31:53.379 --> 00:31:55.347 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 861 00:31:55.414 --> 00:31:57.249 We're gonna bone 862 00:31:57.316 --> 00:31:58.617 and we're gonna talk about Q. 863 00:31:58.684 --> 00:32:00.719 We're gonna listen to some smooth jazz. 864 00:32:00.786 --> 00:32:02.054 - Uh-huh. 865 00:32:02.121 --> 00:32:03.589 - And we're gonna make this 866 00:32:03.655 --> 00:32:06.892 the best two-day booze cruise 867 00:32:06.959 --> 00:32:09.661 in all of history. 868 00:32:09.728 --> 00:32:13.565 - Prepare to have your mind and, uh, vagina blown apart. 869 00:32:13.632 --> 00:32:15.134 - Ah. 870 00:32:15.201 --> 00:32:18.304 [smooth jazz music] 871 00:32:18.370 --> 00:32:20.239 - You got this. You got this. 872 00:32:20.306 --> 00:32:21.507 You give this guy a blowner, 873 00:32:21.573 --> 00:32:22.908 he might accidentally tell the truth. 874 00:32:22.975 --> 00:32:24.376 Happens to me. 875 00:32:24.443 --> 00:32:25.877 - He's not gonna get too far in my pants. 876 00:32:25.944 --> 00:32:28.747 I've got an old-school Cotex with a belt. 877 00:32:28.814 --> 00:32:30.416 - That's my girl. - Impenetrable. 878 00:32:30.482 --> 00:32:32.084 - Well, well, well. 879 00:32:32.151 --> 00:32:33.819 What do we have here? - Oh, man! 880 00:32:33.885 --> 00:32:35.554 Talking about the kraken. 881 00:32:35.621 --> 00:32:37.689 - Why are you guys living down here in the basement? 882 00:32:37.756 --> 00:32:39.458 - It was a package deal. - It was a package. 883 00:32:39.525 --> 00:32:42.194 It seemed like-- they make it sound way nicer. 884 00:32:42.261 --> 00:32:43.695 - Very affordable. 885 00:32:43.762 --> 00:32:45.464 - Hey, man, how about the great awakening? 886 00:32:45.531 --> 00:32:46.932 - Yeah. The storm. 887 00:32:46.999 --> 00:32:49.668 - Epstein didn't kill himself, right? 888 00:32:49.735 --> 00:32:51.070 Ha-ha! - The storm's coming. 889 00:32:51.137 --> 00:32:52.904 - Come on. - So, uh... 890 00:32:52.971 --> 00:32:55.441 word has it you guys... 891 00:32:55.507 --> 00:32:57.143 know who Q is. 892 00:32:57.209 --> 00:32:58.377 [clears throat] 893 00:32:58.444 --> 00:33:00.446 - Why would we? - I mean... 894 00:33:00.512 --> 00:33:04.850 I'd give my body freely to Q, just on principle. 895 00:33:04.916 --> 00:33:06.018 - Fine. 896 00:33:07.686 --> 00:33:09.055 FBI, guys. - Whoa! 897 00:33:09.121 --> 00:33:10.556 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 898 00:33:10.622 --> 00:33:12.491 - Federal Bureau of Investigation. 899 00:33:12.558 --> 00:33:14.526 - God damn it. - Oh, my God. 900 00:33:14.593 --> 00:33:15.961 - What a good badge. - Okay... 901 00:33:16.028 --> 00:33:17.129 Reno Sheriff's Department. 902 00:33:17.196 --> 00:33:18.364 - You're kidding me? 903 00:33:18.430 --> 00:33:19.731 - My name is not Jonny Tremain. 904 00:33:19.798 --> 00:33:21.033 - You're deep cover looking for... 905 00:33:21.100 --> 00:33:22.268 - No way. 906 00:33:22.334 --> 00:33:23.869 - Oh, hey! Whoa, whoa! 907 00:33:23.935 --> 00:33:25.671 - Oh! - Oh, man! 908 00:33:25.737 --> 00:33:28.174 So the deep state... - Yes. 909 00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:30.309 - Is gonna just do... 910 00:33:30.376 --> 00:33:33.712 - Oh. You can cut the shit. I'm CIA. 911 00:33:33.779 --> 00:33:35.147 - You're CIA? 912 00:33:35.214 --> 00:33:36.815 - I'm with Vice News. 913 00:33:36.882 --> 00:33:38.617 Is anyone QAnon on this whole boat? 914 00:33:38.684 --> 00:33:40.386 - Hold on, I'm with "Mother Jones" journal, man. 915 00:33:40.452 --> 00:33:41.853 You think I would be here-- 916 00:33:41.920 --> 00:33:43.655 I wouldn't be wearing all these flags and shit. 917 00:33:43.722 --> 00:33:45.624 I'm a Black man. - I thought you were a real Q. 918 00:33:45.691 --> 00:33:48.094 - I thought you were real. - Yeah, you were good! 919 00:33:48.160 --> 00:33:50.028 [overlapping chatter] 920 00:33:50.096 --> 00:33:51.730 - You look amazing. - You look like that lady. 921 00:33:51.797 --> 00:33:53.299 - Thank you. I know. I really do look like her. 922 00:33:53.365 --> 00:33:54.900 - Now that I see you, 923 00:33:54.966 --> 00:33:56.768 I've seen you on Vice News thousands of times. 924 00:33:56.835 --> 00:33:57.769 - Yes. - This is the lady 925 00:33:57.836 --> 00:33:59.305 from Vice News- - Oh! 926 00:33:59.371 --> 00:34:00.506 You made that Nazi guy cry 927 00:34:00.572 --> 00:34:02.508 in the thing with the Proud Boys. 928 00:34:02.574 --> 00:34:04.476 I've masturbated to you. 929 00:34:04.543 --> 00:34:05.877 - Since we're all law enforcement, 930 00:34:05.944 --> 00:34:08.614 how about we, uh, pool our resources? 931 00:34:08.680 --> 00:34:10.316 - Why would we do that? We got a beat on them. 932 00:34:10.382 --> 00:34:11.750 I mean, we-we... 933 00:34:11.817 --> 00:34:13.585 - [whispers] - We don't have any... 934 00:34:13.652 --> 00:34:16.388 - No, we're good. What's in it for us? 935 00:34:16.455 --> 00:34:17.756 - Look, we're the FBI. 936 00:34:17.823 --> 00:34:19.625 We've got all the high-tech shit. 937 00:34:19.691 --> 00:34:23.262 Cameras, audio equipment. You name it, we've got it. 938 00:34:23.329 --> 00:34:24.630 How about a wire for her? 939 00:34:24.696 --> 00:34:26.432 - Yeah. - Yup. 940 00:34:26.498 --> 00:34:28.267 - Yeah, let's wire her up. 941 00:34:28.334 --> 00:34:30.169 - Working with the FBI! Whoo! - Sweet. 942 00:34:30.236 --> 00:34:31.837 And CIA. Hi. 943 00:34:31.903 --> 00:34:33.972 [knock on door] - Come in. 944 00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:35.841 - Oh. 945 00:34:35.907 --> 00:34:37.776 Hello, patriot. 946 00:34:37.843 --> 00:34:41.247 - Hello, my cool ranch Kate Winslet. 947 00:34:41.313 --> 00:34:43.014 - [laughs] 948 00:34:43.081 --> 00:34:44.783 - How are you? Mwah. 949 00:34:44.850 --> 00:34:46.285 - Oh, I love that you left your shoes on. 950 00:34:46.352 --> 00:34:47.586 - Oh, well, you know, 951 00:34:47.653 --> 00:34:49.221 you got to have a couple of things 952 00:34:49.288 --> 00:34:51.457 to throw off later. 953 00:34:51.523 --> 00:34:52.724 I love a stakeout. 954 00:34:52.791 --> 00:34:54.193 - [whispers] It's the best. - It's the best. 955 00:34:54.260 --> 00:34:55.494 Good just-- good coffee. 956 00:34:55.561 --> 00:34:57.829 You get to smoke in a tiny room. 957 00:34:57.896 --> 00:34:59.631 I know it's a little on the nose, but, 958 00:34:59.698 --> 00:35:01.767 man, if we had, like, old Chinese takeout, 959 00:35:01.833 --> 00:35:03.302 wouldn't that be amazing? - Oh! Takeout. 960 00:35:03.369 --> 00:35:04.770 - Yeah, yeah, that's-- that's good. 961 00:35:04.836 --> 00:35:06.672 - We're gonna get this guy. 962 00:35:06.738 --> 00:35:08.374 Hope you don't mind that I didn't make the bed. 963 00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:10.075 I didn't want to try to hide the lie 964 00:35:10.142 --> 00:35:12.478 that I had been tossing and turning 965 00:35:12.544 --> 00:35:13.779 and thinking of you. 966 00:35:13.845 --> 00:35:15.347 - [laughs] - Because I have been. 967 00:35:15.414 --> 00:35:16.882 - Well, great. 968 00:35:16.948 --> 00:35:18.517 It smells so masculine in here. 969 00:35:18.584 --> 00:35:21.453 - Oh, well, that is the spicy cheese puffs. 970 00:35:21.520 --> 00:35:24.423 And if you're thirsty, the clam lite lime. 971 00:35:24.490 --> 00:35:26.925 - Oh. - I would, uh, open one, 972 00:35:26.992 --> 00:35:28.894 but I'm, um-- [stomach gurgling] 973 00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:31.663 The clam lime kind of, you know... 974 00:35:31.730 --> 00:35:34.132 it's a kind of rush hour deal right through me, so... 975 00:35:34.200 --> 00:35:35.734 - Oh, as someone who has had 976 00:35:35.801 --> 00:35:39.638 the clam lite lime splatter shits before, 977 00:35:39.705 --> 00:35:42.908 believe me, I shat my underwear right off one time. 978 00:35:42.974 --> 00:35:44.676 - Oh, um, sorry, 979 00:35:44.743 --> 00:35:47.279 but vocalization leads to visualization, 980 00:35:47.346 --> 00:35:48.647 leads to realization. 981 00:35:48.714 --> 00:35:50.282 Be right back in a second. - Okay. 982 00:35:50.349 --> 00:35:51.417 - I'm just gonna leave the door open 983 00:35:51.483 --> 00:35:52.818 and talk to you from here. 984 00:35:52.884 --> 00:35:54.753 - Great, I have no problem with that at all. 985 00:35:54.820 --> 00:35:57.088 - So seriously, thanks for coming... 986 00:35:57.155 --> 00:35:58.490 [farting] 987 00:35:58.557 --> 00:36:02.060 Uh, to just, you know, I guess hang out and talk. 988 00:36:02.127 --> 00:36:07.833 Most people--it's really rare when a woman comes into my room. 989 00:36:07.899 --> 00:36:09.435 - [laughing] I don't believe that. 990 00:36:09.501 --> 00:36:12.037 [toilet flushes] You strike me as quite the lad-- 991 00:36:12.103 --> 00:36:13.372 Lady-killer. Oh. 992 00:36:13.439 --> 00:36:15.106 - [stammers] 993 00:36:15.173 --> 00:36:16.575 I wish I had some of those-- 994 00:36:16.642 --> 00:36:19.645 What are those matches with the kind of-- 995 00:36:19.711 --> 00:36:21.613 Anyway, I just think you're really pretty. 996 00:36:21.680 --> 00:36:24.049 [stomach gurgles] 997 00:36:24.115 --> 00:36:25.584 And... - So do I. 998 00:36:25.651 --> 00:36:27.786 And that's something we have in common, Ron. 999 00:36:27.853 --> 00:36:29.521 - It's like we were talking about earlier. 1000 00:36:29.588 --> 00:36:33.492 Just, you know, feeling so alone and, like, 1001 00:36:33.559 --> 00:36:35.694 there's no one you can... 1002 00:36:35.761 --> 00:36:37.529 [stomach gurgling] - I hear it. I hear it. Go. 1003 00:36:37.596 --> 00:36:39.231 - Oh, okay, okay. - It's fine. Yeah, I hear it. 1004 00:36:39.298 --> 00:36:41.166 - Wait, wait, wait. 1005 00:36:41.233 --> 00:36:42.734 This'll be-- this'll be a quick one. 1006 00:36:42.801 --> 00:36:44.336 - Yeah? - Yeah, just a little quick jet. 1007 00:36:44.403 --> 00:36:45.904 A little quick jet! Oh! 1008 00:36:45.971 --> 00:36:48.139 - She should be getting extra combat pay. 1009 00:36:48.206 --> 00:36:50.175 - Whoo! That one had a bone in it. 1010 00:36:50.242 --> 00:36:51.610 [toilet flushes] 1011 00:36:51.677 --> 00:36:54.346 - Tell me some things, Ron. 1012 00:36:54.413 --> 00:36:57.349 You have such a way about you. 1013 00:36:57.416 --> 00:36:58.884 I... 1014 00:36:58.950 --> 00:37:01.787 I bet you have a lot of... 1015 00:37:01.853 --> 00:37:05.957 secrets, maybe, that people don't understand. 1016 00:37:07.293 --> 00:37:08.827 - Actually hitting the nail on the head. 1017 00:37:08.894 --> 00:37:10.396 I... 1018 00:37:10.462 --> 00:37:12.130 I mean... 1019 00:37:12.197 --> 00:37:14.132 in a way, 1020 00:37:14.199 --> 00:37:17.235 I am a secret. 1021 00:37:17.303 --> 00:37:19.405 Forget--nothing, nothing. Forget I said that. 1022 00:37:19.471 --> 00:37:20.839 I... 1023 00:37:20.906 --> 00:37:22.040 - Go on. 1024 00:37:22.107 --> 00:37:23.442 I'm listening. 1025 00:37:23.509 --> 00:37:25.176 I'm here for whatever you want to say. 1026 00:37:25.243 --> 00:37:28.046 - And this will just stay between us? 1027 00:37:28.113 --> 00:37:29.781 - Obviously. 1028 00:37:29.848 --> 00:37:32.684 - Because I don't think I ever want to leave your side. 1029 00:37:36.522 --> 00:37:38.624 Right now... 1030 00:37:39.925 --> 00:37:41.360 You 1031 00:37:41.427 --> 00:37:43.529 are scratching the back... 1032 00:37:45.096 --> 00:37:46.064 Of Q. 1033 00:37:46.131 --> 00:37:47.433 I'm Q. 1034 00:37:47.499 --> 00:37:48.967 - He's Q. 1035 00:37:49.034 --> 00:37:50.969 - This guy's Q? - This guy's Q. He's Q. 1036 00:37:51.036 --> 00:37:53.238 This is Q. - Shit. Go! 1037 00:37:53.305 --> 00:37:54.440 Let's go, let's go, let's go! - Oh, shit! I'm sorry. 1038 00:37:54.506 --> 00:37:55.874 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 1039 00:37:55.941 --> 00:37:58.377 [smooth jazz music playing] 1040 00:37:58.444 --> 00:38:00.746 - Here's to butt stuff. 1041 00:38:00.812 --> 00:38:02.581 - Always. - Mm. 1042 00:38:03.715 --> 00:38:05.617 - Freeze! Freeze! - Freeze! Police! 1043 00:38:05.684 --> 00:38:08.354 - [screams] - Pizza Midget says hello! 1044 00:38:08.420 --> 00:38:09.521 - Fuck you, deep state! 1045 00:38:09.588 --> 00:38:10.822 - [screams] 1046 00:38:10.889 --> 00:38:12.691 - Oh, my-- - Get him! 1047 00:38:12.758 --> 00:38:14.493 No, after you. - [stammering] 1048 00:38:14.560 --> 00:38:15.727 - Let me lick it! - No, don't lick it! 1049 00:38:15.794 --> 00:38:17.028 Jesus Christ! Get him off me! 1050 00:38:17.095 --> 00:38:18.964 [klaxon blaring] 1051 00:38:19.030 --> 00:38:21.032 - Freeze! [guns cock] 1052 00:38:21.099 --> 00:38:22.501 - Hey! Hey! Hey! 1053 00:38:22.568 --> 00:38:23.702 - Don't you move-- 1054 00:38:23.769 --> 00:38:26.372 [overlapped shouting] 1055 00:38:26.438 --> 00:38:28.306 - You're not canceling me! 1056 00:38:28.374 --> 00:38:29.841 - He's getting away! 1057 00:38:29.908 --> 00:38:32.978 [overlapped shouting continuous] 1058 00:38:34.846 --> 00:38:37.349 - Out of my way, lib-tards! 1059 00:38:37.416 --> 00:38:39.851 - Get one of the-- - Junior, Junior! Shit! 1060 00:38:39.918 --> 00:38:42.120 - What's happening? - Uh, okay, uh, 1061 00:38:42.187 --> 00:38:43.489 what do you do? 1062 00:38:43.555 --> 00:38:45.591 - You push the red thing! You push the red thing! 1063 00:38:45.657 --> 00:38:47.593 - Where's the red thing? 1064 00:38:47.659 --> 00:38:49.995 - Hold on, guys. Hold on, I got it. 1065 00:38:50.061 --> 00:38:53.465 Slow and steady wins the race. 1066 00:38:53.532 --> 00:38:55.967 Ow! 1067 00:38:56.034 --> 00:38:57.636 - Freeze, you little weirdo! 1068 00:38:57.703 --> 00:38:59.104 - [groaning] 1069 00:38:59.170 --> 00:39:00.539 It's okay, guys! 1070 00:39:00.606 --> 00:39:02.841 I'll just use my getaway sticks. 1071 00:39:02.908 --> 00:39:04.610 Here she comes. - The jig is up. 1072 00:39:04.676 --> 00:39:06.077 We know you're Q, guy. 1073 00:39:06.144 --> 00:39:08.714 - Q is bigger than me! Q is bigger than all of this! 1074 00:39:08.780 --> 00:39:10.416 - I got a shot! I got a shot! 1075 00:39:10.482 --> 00:39:11.883 [gunfire, screaming] 1076 00:39:11.950 --> 00:39:13.218 Sorry, undercover deputies working on behalf 1077 00:39:13.284 --> 00:39:15.954 of Pizza Midget. Sorry, we have badges, I swear. 1078 00:39:16.021 --> 00:39:18.824 [gunfire] 1079 00:39:18.890 --> 00:39:20.659 - Help me, Roger Stone! 1080 00:39:20.726 --> 00:39:21.960 [gunfire] 1081 00:39:22.027 --> 00:39:24.329 - Don't shoot the food, Dangle! 1082 00:39:24.396 --> 00:39:27.433 [exciting music] 1083 00:39:27.499 --> 00:39:28.700 - Oh! 1084 00:39:28.767 --> 00:39:30.335 [screams] 1085 00:39:30.402 --> 00:39:32.303 * * 1086 00:39:32.370 --> 00:39:33.672 Hey! Hey! - I got him! 1087 00:39:33.739 --> 00:39:35.306 Ha! Go, go, go, go! 1088 00:39:41.580 --> 00:39:44.382 - Freeze! Sheriff's Department! 1089 00:39:44.450 --> 00:39:46.184 - I'm coming for you, my love! 1090 00:39:46.251 --> 00:39:49.354 - Ron, over here! 1091 00:39:49.421 --> 00:39:51.823 - You'll never catch Q! 1092 00:39:51.890 --> 00:39:54.125 * * 1093 00:39:54.192 --> 00:39:56.762 [guns cock] 1094 00:39:56.828 --> 00:39:59.665 - [clears throat] 1095 00:40:00.832 --> 00:40:02.668 You've been served. 1096 00:40:02.734 --> 00:40:04.436 [camera shutters clicking] 1097 00:40:04.503 --> 00:40:07.673 - I'm gonna blog so hard about this on my Reddit thread. 1098 00:40:08.874 --> 00:40:12.478 [solemn chanting] 1099 00:40:12.544 --> 00:40:13.645 [laughing and whooping] 1100 00:40:13.712 --> 00:40:16.915 - That is how you do it. 1101 00:40:16.982 --> 00:40:20.719 Clemmie, is your clam-nado lime disagreeing with you? 1102 00:40:20.786 --> 00:40:22.754 - It's just not taking me where I want to go. 1103 00:40:22.821 --> 00:40:24.623 - Oh, God, that's so hot. 1104 00:40:24.690 --> 00:40:25.857 You did great, kid. 1105 00:40:25.924 --> 00:40:28.460 Then why do I feel so shitty? 1106 00:40:28.527 --> 00:40:31.296 - Maybe part of you is sad just because he's so gross. 1107 00:40:31.362 --> 00:40:32.598 - He's so gross, 1108 00:40:32.664 --> 00:40:34.700 and you've had a lot of clam-nado lime now. 1109 00:40:34.766 --> 00:40:36.134 It's probably just that. 1110 00:40:36.201 --> 00:40:37.736 When I was feeling mixed up and confused, 1111 00:40:37.803 --> 00:40:39.938 which I did a lot, 1112 00:40:40.005 --> 00:40:44.275 my Uncle Frederick used to sing me 1113 00:40:44.342 --> 00:40:47.679 a little song that went just like this. 1114 00:40:47.746 --> 00:40:50.649 [lively banjo music] 1115 00:40:50.716 --> 00:40:57.856 * * 1116 00:41:04.129 --> 00:41:08.333 * She dashed by me in painted-on jeans * 1117 00:41:08.399 --> 00:41:12.170 * * 1118 00:41:12.237 --> 00:41:16.842 * And all heads turned 'cause she was a dream * 1119 00:41:16.908 --> 00:41:19.845 [clanging rhythmically] 1120 00:41:19.911 --> 00:41:21.346 - * In the blink of an eye * 1121 00:41:21.412 --> 00:41:24.583 * I knew her number and her name * 1122 00:41:24.650 --> 00:41:27.653 * Yeah * 1123 00:41:27.719 --> 00:41:29.154 * She said I was the tiger * 1124 00:41:29.220 --> 00:41:33.759 * She wanted to tame * 1125 00:41:33.825 --> 00:41:36.027 all: * Caribbean Queen * 1126 00:41:36.094 --> 00:41:40.065 * Now we're sharing the same dream * 1127 00:41:40.131 --> 00:41:45.070 * And our hearts, they beat as one * 1128 00:41:45.136 --> 00:41:47.739 * No more love on the run * 1129 00:41:47.806 --> 00:41:51.376 * * 1130 00:41:51.442 --> 00:41:54.813 - * I lose my cool when she steps in the room * 1131 00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:59.050 * * 1132 00:41:59.117 --> 00:42:03.655 * And I get so excited just from her perfume * 1133 00:42:03.722 --> 00:42:05.557 * She smells good * 1134 00:42:05.624 --> 00:42:07.225 * * 1135 00:42:07.292 --> 00:42:10.862 both: * Electric eyes that you can't ignore * 1136 00:42:10.929 --> 00:42:13.498 * * 1137 00:42:13.565 --> 00:42:15.133 - * Hey, ow! * 1138 00:42:15.200 --> 00:42:18.637 - * And passion burns you like never before * 1139 00:42:18.704 --> 00:42:22.007 * * 1140 00:42:22.073 --> 00:42:24.976 [upbeat bluegrass music] 1141 00:42:25.043 --> 00:42:31.116 * * 1142 00:42:31.182 --> 00:42:34.620 - * I was in search of a good time * 1143 00:42:34.686 --> 00:42:36.822 * Just running my game * 1144 00:42:36.888 --> 00:42:38.890 * Yeah * 1145 00:42:38.957 --> 00:42:40.926 * Love was the furthest * 1146 00:42:40.992 --> 00:42:44.630 * Furthest from my mind, yeah * 1147 00:42:44.696 --> 00:42:46.898 all: * Caribbean Queen * 1148 00:42:46.965 --> 00:42:50.969 * Now we're sharing the same dream * 1149 00:42:51.036 --> 00:42:55.941 * And our hearts, they beat as one * 1150 00:42:56.007 --> 00:42:58.710 * No more love on the run * 1151 00:42:58.777 --> 00:43:01.379 - Whoo! 1152 00:43:01.446 --> 00:43:04.382 [saxophone solo] 1153 00:43:04.449 --> 00:43:11.389 * * 1154 00:43:14.092 --> 00:43:16.194 - * Yeah * 1155 00:43:16.261 --> 00:43:18.429 * Caribbean Queen * 1156 00:43:18.496 --> 00:43:22.300 * Now we're sharing the same dream * 1157 00:43:22.367 --> 00:43:25.370 * And our hearts, they beat as one * 1158 00:43:25.436 --> 00:43:27.405 * Yeah * 1159 00:43:27.472 --> 00:43:30.308 * No more love on the run * 1160 00:43:30.375 --> 00:43:31.843 * * 1161 00:43:31.910 --> 00:43:34.045 * Caribbean Queen * 1162 00:43:34.112 --> 00:43:38.183 * Now we're sharing the same dream * 1163 00:43:38.249 --> 00:43:41.319 * And our hearts, will beat as one * 1164 00:43:41.386 --> 00:43:42.988 * * 1165 00:43:43.054 --> 00:43:45.857 * No more love on the * 1166 00:43:45.924 --> 00:43:49.160 * Run * 1167 00:43:51.663 --> 00:43:52.964 [all whooping and laughing] 1168 00:43:53.031 --> 00:43:54.565 - Yeah! 1169 00:43:54.632 --> 00:43:55.901 - That's great. 1170 00:43:55.967 --> 00:43:57.568 I hate to break up whatever this is, 1171 00:43:57.635 --> 00:44:00.171 but, uh, Ron is not Q. 1172 00:44:00.238 --> 00:44:03.274 He's a gym instructor from Fresno. 1173 00:44:03.341 --> 00:44:06.745 - I guess Arby's has, like, a restraining order against him. 1174 00:44:06.812 --> 00:44:08.513 - That's it. - Sorry, guys. 1175 00:44:08.579 --> 00:44:10.215 - Sorry. 1176 00:44:13.484 --> 00:44:14.619 [solemn chanting] 1177 00:44:14.686 --> 00:44:15.754 - One more time from the top? 1178 00:44:15.821 --> 00:44:19.925 * * 1179 00:44:19.991 --> 00:44:23.962 - The ship has officially run out of toilet paper. 1180 00:44:24.029 --> 00:44:26.264 Please use your assigned towel. 1181 00:44:26.331 --> 00:44:28.166 - I can't believe I played stinky pinkie 1182 00:44:28.233 --> 00:44:29.868 with someone who wasn't Q. 1183 00:44:29.935 --> 00:44:32.237 - Oh, okay. 1184 00:44:35.874 --> 00:44:38.176 [steel drum music playing] 1185 00:44:38.243 --> 00:44:40.645 - I hear steel drums. 1186 00:44:40.712 --> 00:44:44.382 I smell coconuts. 1187 00:44:44.449 --> 00:44:46.617 - Oh! We're in Nassau. - Whoo! 1188 00:44:46.684 --> 00:44:48.019 - We're in Nassau! 1189 00:44:48.086 --> 00:44:50.288 [all chatter excitedly] 1190 00:44:50.355 --> 00:44:53.458 [upbeat calypso music] 1191 00:44:53.524 --> 00:44:56.061 * * 1192 00:44:56.127 --> 00:44:58.129 - Nassau! Nassau! Nassau! 1193 00:44:58.196 --> 00:45:00.398 Nassau! Nassau! 1194 00:45:00.465 --> 00:45:02.567 - Okay, everybody! [blows whistle] 1195 00:45:02.633 --> 00:45:05.837 Please, attention. Open your orejas, please. 1196 00:45:05.904 --> 00:45:08.506 I have some bad news. 1197 00:45:08.573 --> 00:45:12.911 I have just been told that we have a super strain of diarrhea. 1198 00:45:12.978 --> 00:45:15.781 The worst diarrhea known to man. 1199 00:45:15.847 --> 00:45:17.382 No one can dock in Nassau. 1200 00:45:17.448 --> 00:45:19.417 We are officially quarantined here. 1201 00:45:19.484 --> 00:45:20.718 - What? - No, no, no, no. 1202 00:45:20.786 --> 00:45:22.988 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mr. Memes. 1203 00:45:23.054 --> 00:45:24.155 - We've been bubbled this whole time. 1204 00:45:24.222 --> 00:45:25.423 - You are not keeping us on this ship! 1205 00:45:25.490 --> 00:45:27.425 We have already had the worst diarrhea! 1206 00:45:27.492 --> 00:45:29.594 We're a pod. We're fine. We're going. Good day. 1207 00:45:29.660 --> 00:45:31.797 [overlapping shouting] 1208 00:45:31.863 --> 00:45:35.000 [all screaming] 1209 00:45:37.102 --> 00:45:40.571 - Nobody, absolutely zero people, 1210 00:45:40.638 --> 00:45:43.008 will be able to leave this boat. 1211 00:45:43.074 --> 00:45:44.709 - All right, you guys, 1212 00:45:44.776 --> 00:45:46.344 enjoy your search for Q. 1213 00:45:46.411 --> 00:45:47.846 Bye, guys. - Thank you! 1214 00:45:47.913 --> 00:45:49.314 - That's a sad look. 1215 00:45:49.380 --> 00:45:51.016 - Except for these guys. They have to leave. 1216 00:45:51.082 --> 00:45:52.650 - Hey, Asians, Hispanic dude. 1217 00:45:52.717 --> 00:45:54.219 - Uh-oh. Oh, oh... 1218 00:45:54.285 --> 00:45:56.554 - As minorities... - That's it, that's it. 1219 00:45:56.621 --> 00:45:58.890 We need to stick together, all right? 1220 00:45:58.957 --> 00:46:00.191 You know what I'm saying? 1221 00:46:00.258 --> 00:46:03.561 Like, if my back can wash yours, 1222 00:46:03.628 --> 00:46:06.531 then maybe you can wash mine, right? 1223 00:46:06.597 --> 00:46:09.968 - Yeah, man, me and my boy here, 1224 00:46:10.035 --> 00:46:11.436 we just like to party up in the-- 1225 00:46:11.502 --> 00:46:12.938 - No! No! 1226 00:46:13.004 --> 00:46:15.106 - No? - No, no. 1227 00:46:15.173 --> 00:46:18.944 So how many days are we gonna be quarantined? 1228 00:46:19.010 --> 00:46:22.713 - Just a short, happy 30 days. 1229 00:46:22.780 --> 00:46:23.781 - What? 1230 00:46:23.849 --> 00:46:26.751 [overlapping shouting] 1231 00:46:26.818 --> 00:46:29.654 [tense music] 1232 00:46:29.720 --> 00:46:32.690 - [sobbing] 1233 00:46:32.757 --> 00:46:39.664 * * 1234 00:46:40.698 --> 00:46:42.868 - I got it. Let go! - No! 1235 00:46:42.934 --> 00:46:45.871 No! No! 1236 00:46:45.937 --> 00:46:48.840 [panting] 1237 00:46:48.907 --> 00:46:55.813 * * 1238 00:47:01.352 --> 00:47:03.488 - I know you're watching me. 1239 00:47:03.554 --> 00:47:05.323 - I know you know I'm watching you. 1240 00:47:05.390 --> 00:47:07.025 - I know you know I knew it. 1241 00:47:07.092 --> 00:47:09.160 - [counting in native language] 1242 00:47:09.227 --> 00:47:11.329 Okay, bye-bye. Go. 1243 00:47:12.597 --> 00:47:15.133 That's all you get. Use front, use back. 1244 00:47:15.200 --> 00:47:19.737 * * 1245 00:47:19.804 --> 00:47:22.707 [dispenser whirring] 1246 00:47:25.443 --> 00:47:26.844 - Hey, Travis... - Huh? 1247 00:47:26.912 --> 00:47:28.246 - Why are you doing all those so fast? 1248 00:47:28.313 --> 00:47:29.780 [sniffles] 1249 00:47:29.847 --> 00:47:33.151 - Toilet paper, Boss. - Thank you very much. 1250 00:47:33.218 --> 00:47:34.719 - How long we been quarantined? 1251 00:47:34.785 --> 00:47:36.154 - Almost a half-hour. 1252 00:47:36.221 --> 00:47:39.157 [mellow music] 1253 00:47:39.224 --> 00:47:43.761 * * 1254 00:47:46.464 --> 00:47:47.865 - Well, look at you. 1255 00:47:50.168 --> 00:47:51.802 - Nice to see you again, Clemmie, 1256 00:47:51.869 --> 00:47:53.604 or should I say, "officer." 1257 00:47:53.671 --> 00:47:55.974 Well, it's not nice to see you again, 1258 00:47:56.041 --> 00:47:57.909 you star-spangled turd. 1259 00:47:57.976 --> 00:47:59.077 - Oh, really? 1260 00:47:59.144 --> 00:48:02.180 The liar is offended to see me again. 1261 00:48:02.247 --> 00:48:06.384 - I lied, but you should expect that from a girl. 1262 00:48:06.451 --> 00:48:08.586 You said you were Q, 1263 00:48:08.653 --> 00:48:11.422 and that's a lot worse, and I am so disappointed. 1264 00:48:11.489 --> 00:48:12.757 When a-- 1265 00:48:12.823 --> 00:48:15.060 a goddess like you shows any bit of interest, 1266 00:48:15.126 --> 00:48:16.894 of course I'm gonna lie. 1267 00:48:16.962 --> 00:48:20.198 I know you didn't ask to be this gorgeous and this perfect, 1268 00:48:20.265 --> 00:48:21.866 but you have to be ready 1269 00:48:21.933 --> 00:48:25.370 for guys to do stuff like this sometimes, okay? 1270 00:48:26.504 --> 00:48:28.239 - I am very interested 1271 00:48:28.306 --> 00:48:30.141 in the goddess part of what you were saying. 1272 00:48:30.208 --> 00:48:31.509 - It doesn't matter. 1273 00:48:31.576 --> 00:48:32.710 I should have known that you were a mirage. 1274 00:48:32.777 --> 00:48:34.312 I don't know if you can understand this, 1275 00:48:34.379 --> 00:48:37.448 but my whole life I felt like I am stuck 1276 00:48:37.515 --> 00:48:41.019 in this disgusting, low-rent desert, 1277 00:48:41.086 --> 00:48:44.222 and I'm the only one with any real inner beauty 1278 00:48:44.289 --> 00:48:46.057 and any actual dreams. 1279 00:48:46.124 --> 00:48:48.493 And I just want to rise up 1280 00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:52.363 like the burning eagle god that I am. 1281 00:48:52.430 --> 00:48:54.165 Can you understand that at all? 1282 00:48:54.232 --> 00:48:56.701 - Everything you just said 1283 00:48:56.767 --> 00:48:59.437 is everything that I have written 1284 00:48:59.504 --> 00:49:02.373 in my own Akashic records. 1285 00:49:02.440 --> 00:49:03.941 [both moaning] 1286 00:49:04.009 --> 00:49:05.143 Oh! 1287 00:49:05.210 --> 00:49:06.911 [giggles] 1288 00:49:06.978 --> 00:49:09.214 [sultry music] 1289 00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:11.782 - Oh! Ah! Ah! - Oh, yeah! 1290 00:49:11.849 --> 00:49:13.051 - [laughing] 1291 00:49:13.118 --> 00:49:14.752 - [groans loudly] 1292 00:49:14.819 --> 00:49:17.055 [sighs] 1293 00:49:17.122 --> 00:49:19.524 That was incredible. 1294 00:49:20.791 --> 00:49:22.493 - I'll bet it was. - Yeah. 1295 00:49:22.560 --> 00:49:24.962 - I admire your efficiency. 1296 00:49:27.065 --> 00:49:30.935 - You know, only three men have ever seen my labia before. 1297 00:49:31.002 --> 00:49:34.639 One was my ex-husband, one was my pediatrician, 1298 00:49:34.705 --> 00:49:37.175 and the other was an ambulance driver. 1299 00:49:37.242 --> 00:49:40.478 So consider yourself very lucky. 1300 00:49:40.545 --> 00:49:41.846 - Proud to be number four. 1301 00:49:41.912 --> 00:49:43.114 - [giggles] 1302 00:49:43.181 --> 00:49:45.916 - I am tormented by your beauty. 1303 00:49:45.983 --> 00:49:48.219 - Mm, can I take this out of my mouth-- 1304 00:49:48.286 --> 00:49:49.954 - Not yet. - Okay. 1305 00:49:50.021 --> 00:49:51.822 - Just finishing the shading 1306 00:49:51.889 --> 00:49:56.161 around your beautiful face and pubis. 1307 00:49:56.227 --> 00:49:58.429 - I'm gonna need a lot of shading, 1308 00:49:58.496 --> 00:50:00.465 FYI, for the pubis area, 1309 00:50:00.531 --> 00:50:02.800 because one thing they don't tell you in health class 1310 00:50:02.867 --> 00:50:06.971 is that your pubis does get a lot bigger the older you get, 1311 00:50:07.038 --> 00:50:09.074 and I'm not bragging. 1312 00:50:09.140 --> 00:50:10.375 [laughs] 1313 00:50:10.441 --> 00:50:11.642 - Almost done with the shading. 1314 00:50:11.709 --> 00:50:13.144 - How does my butthole look? 1315 00:50:13.211 --> 00:50:14.345 - Let me take a look. 1316 00:50:14.412 --> 00:50:17.482 A little more pink. 1317 00:50:17.548 --> 00:50:20.251 - Hmm. You flatter me. 1318 00:50:20.318 --> 00:50:21.986 - Relax the face. 1319 00:50:23.388 --> 00:50:26.023 And relax the anus. 1320 00:50:27.458 --> 00:50:29.160 Yes. Perfect. 1321 00:50:29.227 --> 00:50:32.230 - [exhales] 1322 00:50:32.297 --> 00:50:34.499 - You know, 1323 00:50:34.565 --> 00:50:37.468 after being inside of you for two seconds like that, 1324 00:50:37.535 --> 00:50:40.438 I just feel so much closer to you. 1325 00:50:40.505 --> 00:50:42.940 I feel like I'm a part of you now. 1326 00:50:43.007 --> 00:50:45.009 And I... 1327 00:50:45.076 --> 00:50:47.545 I would never ask this, 1328 00:50:47.612 --> 00:50:51.449 but I feel so comfortable with you. 1329 00:50:51.516 --> 00:50:53.584 What's your real name? 1330 00:50:55.186 --> 00:50:56.454 - [sighs] 1331 00:50:56.521 --> 00:50:58.423 It's kind of embarrassing. 1332 00:51:00.325 --> 00:51:04.362 Clementine Anne Johnson. 1333 00:51:04.429 --> 00:51:05.763 - Clementine? 1334 00:51:05.830 --> 00:51:09.334 You mean like the sweet nibbly cookie? 1335 00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:13.037 I'd say that's perfect for you. 1336 00:51:13.104 --> 00:51:14.372 - Well, I never thought of it like that. 1337 00:51:14.439 --> 00:51:15.606 - [laughs] 1338 00:51:15.673 --> 00:51:18.176 - But that makes sense. 1339 00:51:18.243 --> 00:51:20.778 - You know... 1340 00:51:20.845 --> 00:51:22.012 I'm not really Q. 1341 00:51:22.079 --> 00:51:23.681 I'm his right-hand man. 1342 00:51:23.748 --> 00:51:26.884 In a lot of ways, I'm his mouthpiece. 1343 00:51:26.951 --> 00:51:30.988 I deliver his messages, and sometimes... 1344 00:51:31.055 --> 00:51:33.491 [dramatic music] 1345 00:51:33.558 --> 00:51:36.461 I invent some of those messages. 1346 00:51:36.527 --> 00:51:39.063 Just the stuff like, you know, 1347 00:51:39.130 --> 00:51:41.499 Britney Spears is really Lee Harvey Oswald. 1348 00:51:41.566 --> 00:51:42.867 And, you know-- - That was you? 1349 00:51:42.933 --> 00:51:44.902 - Yeah, that was me. Yeah. - [gasps] 1350 00:51:44.969 --> 00:51:47.572 - Yes, there's a bit of a thrill of, you know, 1351 00:51:47.638 --> 00:51:50.608 being able to kind of control the zeitgeist, 1352 00:51:50.675 --> 00:51:56.614 but the lifestyle is fucking amazing. 1353 00:51:56.681 --> 00:52:00.851 We own Jeffrey Epstein's old island. 1354 00:52:00.918 --> 00:52:02.920 It has a secret bunker underneath it. 1355 00:52:02.987 --> 00:52:07.458 It has a food court with every discontinued fast-food chain. 1356 00:52:07.525 --> 00:52:09.227 Kenny Rogers Roasters, Burger Chef; 1357 00:52:09.294 --> 00:52:12.297 they're all in operation, only at that one food court. 1358 00:52:12.363 --> 00:52:13.931 - Go fuck yourself. 1359 00:52:13.998 --> 00:52:15.666 - Yeah. 1360 00:52:15.733 --> 00:52:17.568 - You know what I find crazy, Xavier? 1361 00:52:17.635 --> 00:52:18.869 You're a painter. 1362 00:52:18.936 --> 00:52:21.272 I make dolls out of my old pantyhose, 1363 00:52:21.339 --> 00:52:22.740 so we're both artists. 1364 00:52:22.807 --> 00:52:26.177 And we randomly meet on a cruise and fall in love 1365 00:52:26.244 --> 00:52:28.145 on the exact day 1366 00:52:28.213 --> 00:52:31.081 that I run out of my anti-psychotic medication. 1367 00:52:31.148 --> 00:52:33.918 I mean, if that's not kismet, I don't know what is. 1368 00:52:33.984 --> 00:52:35.085 - Perfect timing. 1369 00:52:37.222 --> 00:52:39.089 - Wiegel! 1370 00:52:39.156 --> 00:52:40.558 Wiegel, you're naked. 1371 00:52:40.625 --> 00:52:42.693 - I know that. I'm being painted. 1372 00:52:42.760 --> 00:52:44.094 - What? - Please leave us alone. 1373 00:52:44.161 --> 00:52:46.731 - Wiegel, Wiegel, you are naked in the buffet. 1374 00:52:46.797 --> 00:52:50.235 - Can we please have some privacy? 1375 00:52:50.301 --> 00:52:52.470 - Your friend cannot be naked in the buffet. 1376 00:52:52.537 --> 00:52:54.539 - I know. - We have a sign that says so. 1377 00:52:54.605 --> 00:52:56.006 You'd think we don't need a sign that says, 1378 00:52:56.073 --> 00:52:58.543 "Please do not be naked in the buffet," but we do. 1379 00:52:58.609 --> 00:52:59.944 - I see it. - This is a diarrhea nightmare. 1380 00:53:00.010 --> 00:53:02.280 - I apologize. Trudy, please. 1381 00:53:02.347 --> 00:53:05.316 - Don't listen to him, Trudy. It's just you and I. 1382 00:53:05.383 --> 00:53:07.084 - Don't worry, sugar balls. 1383 00:53:07.151 --> 00:53:09.620 I only have ears for you. 1384 00:53:09.687 --> 00:53:11.021 - Trudy, that's a plant. 1385 00:53:11.088 --> 00:53:13.023 - God, you look so beautiful right now. 1386 00:53:13.090 --> 00:53:14.359 - Come back, Trudy. 1387 00:53:14.425 --> 00:53:15.393 Come back! 1388 00:53:15.460 --> 00:53:17.495 - Your jealousy is gross. 1389 00:53:17.562 --> 00:53:19.163 - Trudy! 1390 00:53:19.230 --> 00:53:22.132 [smooth bass music] 1391 00:53:22.199 --> 00:53:25.336 * * 1392 00:53:25.403 --> 00:53:27.204 - Morning, gang. 1393 00:53:27.272 --> 00:53:28.839 all: Morning. - Morning. 1394 00:53:28.906 --> 00:53:31.175 - I know it hasn't been ideal... - [PA system chimes] 1395 00:53:31.242 --> 00:53:33.811 - If you haven't filled out your diarrhea app, 1396 00:53:33.878 --> 00:53:36.080 do so immediately. 1397 00:53:36.146 --> 00:53:40.084 Failure to do so will result in a very serious penalty. 1398 00:53:40.150 --> 00:53:42.853 Remember, message and data rates may apply. 1399 00:53:42.920 --> 00:53:46.657 - Raise your hand if you forgot to log your diarrhea today. 1400 00:53:46.724 --> 00:53:48.726 - I didn't forget, but I tried and it crashed. 1401 00:53:48.793 --> 00:53:50.194 - Almost everyone! 1402 00:53:50.261 --> 00:53:52.330 - When I say, "hell," you say, "o." 1403 00:53:52.397 --> 00:53:54.699 Hello! Hello. 1404 00:53:54.765 --> 00:53:58.503 I just got off of the phone with the doctors 1405 00:53:58.569 --> 00:54:00.705 from the ship and the mainland, 1406 00:54:00.771 --> 00:54:03.974 and I am now certifiably insane. 1407 00:54:04.041 --> 00:54:05.610 They actually used the word-- 1408 00:54:05.676 --> 00:54:07.578 and I never heard a doctor say this before-- 1409 00:54:07.645 --> 00:54:09.980 cat shit crazy. 1410 00:54:10.047 --> 00:54:12.683 So I don't want to say screw all of you, 1411 00:54:12.750 --> 00:54:15.453 so I will say fuck all of you. 1412 00:54:15.520 --> 00:54:16.821 Fuck the ship life. 1413 00:54:16.887 --> 00:54:19.290 This jacket was my grandfather's. 1414 00:54:19.357 --> 00:54:21.359 They took it off his cold body. 1415 00:54:21.426 --> 00:54:22.693 He wasn't dead yet. 1416 00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:24.629 You can have that. Take that for you. 1417 00:54:24.695 --> 00:54:27.064 [exclaims] 1418 00:54:27.131 --> 00:54:28.466 Oh! 1419 00:54:28.533 --> 00:54:30.735 - Oh! - [laughs] 1420 00:54:30.801 --> 00:54:31.969 Big son of a... 1421 00:54:32.036 --> 00:54:33.037 - I think this is cause for concern. 1422 00:54:33.103 --> 00:54:35.373 all: Oh! 1423 00:54:35.440 --> 00:54:37.074 - How come he hasn't got diarrhea? 1424 00:54:37.141 --> 00:54:39.944 - [whistle blowing] 1425 00:54:40.010 --> 00:54:42.046 Okay, everybody. - Yes? 1426 00:54:42.112 --> 00:54:43.714 - Calm down. All calm down. 1427 00:54:43.781 --> 00:54:45.783 - Why did you say "calm down"? We were relatively calm. 1428 00:54:45.850 --> 00:54:48.953 [overlapping shouting] 1429 00:54:50.388 --> 00:54:51.822 - We were calm! 1430 00:54:51.889 --> 00:54:53.891 [whistle blowing] - As you can see, 1431 00:54:53.958 --> 00:54:56.861 the captain has gone a little bit crazy. 1432 00:54:56.927 --> 00:54:58.963 - Certifiably cat shit crazy. 1433 00:54:59.029 --> 00:55:01.599 - And since that is, you know, he's a little cause for alarm, 1434 00:55:01.666 --> 00:55:02.833 I am taking over. 1435 00:55:02.900 --> 00:55:04.669 - I am not taking orders 1436 00:55:04.735 --> 00:55:06.003 from another guy in shorts! 1437 00:55:06.070 --> 00:55:08.606 - Pass. Hard pass. - And you know what? 1438 00:55:08.673 --> 00:55:10.908 None of you updated your MyDiarrhea app. 1439 00:55:10.975 --> 00:55:12.209 - I did, though! Except for not them! 1440 00:55:12.276 --> 00:55:13.744 But I actually did. 1441 00:55:13.811 --> 00:55:17.314 You are not taking the ship. Thank you, but no thank you. 1442 00:55:17.382 --> 00:55:19.183 [gunfire, screaming] 1443 00:55:19.249 --> 00:55:20.551 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1444 00:55:20.618 --> 00:55:22.420 - Put them below deck. - Okay, okay, we'll go. 1445 00:55:22.487 --> 00:55:24.188 [all shouting] - No. No. No. No. 1446 00:55:24.254 --> 00:55:25.390 - Come on! 1447 00:55:25.456 --> 00:55:26.691 - Oh, my God. 1448 00:55:26.757 --> 00:55:28.826 No. No, oh, my God! 1449 00:55:30.294 --> 00:55:33.664 - Yes. Guns! Guns! Guns! Guns! Guns! 1450 00:55:33.731 --> 00:55:35.800 When I say "guns," you say, "mm!" 1451 00:55:40.371 --> 00:55:42.139 - This is like that movie. 1452 00:55:43.941 --> 00:55:45.209 You know, the guy with the glasses. 1453 00:55:47.077 --> 00:55:50.448 Come on, the one-- Come on. 1454 00:55:50.515 --> 00:55:53.451 When you--the thing? 1455 00:55:53.518 --> 00:55:54.719 - "Amistad"? - Yes. 1456 00:55:54.785 --> 00:55:56.421 - How did you get that? 1457 00:55:56.487 --> 00:55:58.188 - I'm sorry, don't do that. 1458 00:55:58.255 --> 00:56:01.058 Don't compare a slave ship to what we're in. 1459 00:56:01.125 --> 00:56:02.760 - How is this not the exact same thing? 1460 00:56:02.827 --> 00:56:05.329 - Black people still have high blood pressure today 1461 00:56:05.396 --> 00:56:07.264 because of what happened. 1462 00:56:07.331 --> 00:56:09.199 The salt was so... 1463 00:56:09.266 --> 00:56:11.101 - Was that the name of that movie, by the way? 1464 00:56:11.168 --> 00:56:12.803 - Oh, don't make this be like the whole thing 1465 00:56:12.870 --> 00:56:14.238 when he gives that whole lecture about "Roots". 1466 00:56:14.304 --> 00:56:16.507 - I'll be honest, if I was-- [PA system chimes] 1467 00:56:16.574 --> 00:56:18.709 - Hello, everyone. This is your captain. 1468 00:56:18.776 --> 00:56:20.878 I hope you are having a wonderful day. 1469 00:56:20.945 --> 00:56:23.113 It's a good day to die. 1470 00:56:23.180 --> 00:56:25.716 Speaking of that, I'm about to run this ship aground 1471 00:56:25.783 --> 00:56:27.485 and kill all of us. 1472 00:56:27.552 --> 00:56:29.720 - Go! Go! [all scream] 1473 00:56:29.787 --> 00:56:32.356 Whoa! Whoa! 1474 00:56:32.423 --> 00:56:34.525 [klaxon blaring distantly] 1475 00:56:34.592 --> 00:56:35.993 - Everybody okay? - Oh! 1476 00:56:36.060 --> 00:56:37.695 - Tell you right now, people-- 1477 00:56:37.762 --> 00:56:40.831 Hands in. 1478 00:56:40.898 --> 00:56:45.436 Heroes are not made... 1479 00:56:45.503 --> 00:56:46.971 at a summer frolic, 1480 00:56:47.037 --> 00:56:50.675 at a picnic with a basket 1481 00:56:50.741 --> 00:56:53.544 of fruits, crudités, cheeses, and meats. 1482 00:56:53.611 --> 00:56:54.812 - What the fuck? 1483 00:56:54.879 --> 00:56:56.046 - Maybe a sparkling white-- 1484 00:56:56.113 --> 00:56:58.182 Hero--I'm getting to this part. 1485 00:56:58.248 --> 00:57:01.351 Heroes are forged 1486 00:57:01.418 --> 00:57:03.253 in fire. 1487 00:57:03.320 --> 00:57:05.990 all: Yeah! - [shouting angrily] 1488 00:57:06.056 --> 00:57:07.424 Let's do something about this! 1489 00:57:07.492 --> 00:57:08.959 - Yes! What do we do? 1490 00:57:09.026 --> 00:57:10.194 - Are we clowns, or are we the Reno Sheriff's Department? 1491 00:57:10.260 --> 00:57:12.362 - We're the Reno Sheriff's Department! 1492 00:57:12.429 --> 00:57:15.766 [shouting gibberish] 1493 00:57:15.833 --> 00:57:18.769 [exciting music] 1494 00:57:18.836 --> 00:57:23.240 * * 1495 00:57:23.307 --> 00:57:24.875 - Go, go, go, go. 1496 00:57:24.942 --> 00:57:27.645 * * 1497 00:57:27.712 --> 00:57:34.852 * * 1498 00:57:36.954 --> 00:57:39.757 - These decks is off-limits, everybody. 1499 00:57:39.824 --> 00:57:41.191 Oh! 1500 00:57:41.258 --> 00:57:44.261 [laughs] 1501 00:57:44.328 --> 00:57:46.497 [all laughing] - Hey, who did this? 1502 00:57:46.564 --> 00:57:48.432 [screams] 1503 00:57:48.499 --> 00:57:50.768 [water splashes] 1504 00:57:50.835 --> 00:57:52.236 [meaty thud] [all gasp] 1505 00:57:52.302 --> 00:57:55.305 [mechanical whirring and grinding] 1506 00:57:55.372 --> 00:57:57.341 - Oh, God. 1507 00:57:57.407 --> 00:57:58.909 Right into the propeller. 1508 00:57:58.976 --> 00:58:01.078 - He's all mixed up in there. 1509 00:58:01.145 --> 00:58:02.580 - Circle of life. Circle of life, right? 1510 00:58:02.647 --> 00:58:04.982 - In what way? - Um, let's not get specific. 1511 00:58:05.049 --> 00:58:06.751 Let's--you know, the circle of life. 1512 00:58:06.817 --> 00:58:08.052 - Oh, shit, we got to stop the boat. 1513 00:58:08.118 --> 00:58:09.587 - Go. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1514 00:58:09.654 --> 00:58:12.757 [speaking native language] 1515 00:58:13.791 --> 00:58:16.894 - Let's go. 1516 00:58:16.961 --> 00:58:18.763 - Captain! [all shouting] 1517 00:58:18.829 --> 00:58:20.064 - Captain, we got to stop! 1518 00:58:20.130 --> 00:58:21.799 [overlapping shouting] 1519 00:58:21.866 --> 00:58:24.334 - All right, step back, step back! 1520 00:58:24.401 --> 00:58:25.970 - Don't worry. 1521 00:58:26.036 --> 00:58:27.638 We do stuff like this all the time. 1522 00:58:27.705 --> 00:58:29.774 [gunshot] - [screams] 1523 00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:30.841 - Sorry! 1524 00:58:30.908 --> 00:58:32.009 Don't do it! Don't do it! 1525 00:58:32.076 --> 00:58:33.510 You got to let us in! 1526 00:58:33.578 --> 00:58:34.745 - How do we stop the ship? 1527 00:58:34.812 --> 00:58:36.881 - What if we drop the anchor? 1528 00:58:36.947 --> 00:58:38.816 - Yeah! Go, go, go! 1529 00:58:38.883 --> 00:58:41.686 - What if we drop the anchor? 1530 00:58:41.752 --> 00:58:44.622 Use your lower body. On three. 1531 00:58:44.689 --> 00:58:45.923 [exhales sharply] 1532 00:58:45.990 --> 00:58:47.592 One, two... 1533 00:58:47.658 --> 00:58:50.795 [all straining] 1534 00:58:52.396 --> 00:58:53.764 I'm getting it! I got a little bit! 1535 00:58:53.831 --> 00:58:55.132 I got something over here! 1536 00:58:55.199 --> 00:58:56.601 Son of a bitch, I had something over here. 1537 00:58:56.667 --> 00:58:58.435 - Let's do it one more time, 'cause I have to admit, 1538 00:58:58.502 --> 00:59:00.905 I wasn't pulling at all. I was just going, "Ah!" 1539 00:59:00.971 --> 00:59:03.407 - Fulcrum. [all straining] 1540 00:59:03.473 --> 00:59:04.809 - Anything? 1541 00:59:04.875 --> 00:59:06.744 - Yeah, I felt it move! I felt it move! 1542 00:59:06.811 --> 00:59:07.978 - I got something! 1543 00:59:08.045 --> 00:59:10.581 [overlapping shouting] 1544 00:59:10.648 --> 00:59:13.283 - One, two, three. 1545 00:59:13.350 --> 00:59:16.286 [all yell] 1546 00:59:18.789 --> 00:59:20.625 - Sometimes... 1547 00:59:20.691 --> 00:59:22.860 the best move 1548 00:59:22.927 --> 00:59:24.895 is to admit when you need help. 1549 00:59:24.962 --> 00:59:25.896 - Help! Help! 1550 00:59:25.963 --> 00:59:27.264 - Don't scream. 1551 00:59:27.331 --> 00:59:28.833 Okay, no, scream, scream. 1552 00:59:28.899 --> 00:59:30.000 - Help! - We need help! 1553 00:59:30.067 --> 00:59:31.636 [all shouting] 1554 00:59:31.702 --> 00:59:33.070 all: Help! 1555 00:59:33.137 --> 00:59:35.873 - My brothers and sisters of color, 1556 00:59:35.940 --> 00:59:39.043 Q weirdos who actually turned out to be pretty nice folks, 1557 00:59:39.109 --> 00:59:43.047 America used to be great 'cause we did stuff together. 1558 00:59:43.113 --> 00:59:44.782 Let's do this together, guys. 1559 00:59:44.849 --> 00:59:46.016 And heave! 1560 00:59:46.083 --> 00:59:49.153 [all yelling] 1561 00:59:49.219 --> 00:59:51.521 Heave! Heave! Heave! 1562 00:59:51.588 --> 00:59:56.226 Heave! And ho! 1563 00:59:56.293 --> 00:59:59.730 Yes! [all cheering] 1564 00:59:59.797 --> 01:00:01.565 [loud crash] 1565 01:00:01.632 --> 01:00:02.833 [water splashes] 1566 01:00:02.900 --> 01:00:04.835 Hey, guys... 1567 01:00:04.902 --> 01:00:06.603 we fucked up again. 1568 01:00:06.671 --> 01:00:07.805 - Yeah, it's supposed to be attached, right? 1569 01:00:07.872 --> 01:00:08.806 - Yeah. 1570 01:00:08.873 --> 01:00:10.407 all: Captain! 1571 01:00:10.474 --> 01:00:12.042 - Capitán. [all shouting] 1572 01:00:12.109 --> 01:00:14.044 - Hey, listen! 1573 01:00:14.111 --> 01:00:17.014 - I forgot, the crazy Black captain "Bonofrise" 1574 01:00:17.081 --> 01:00:18.716 gave me the keys! - Oh, my God! 1575 01:00:18.783 --> 01:00:20.985 - Let's do it. - Go, go, go! 1576 01:00:21.051 --> 01:00:23.287 - So much better than violence. 1577 01:00:23.353 --> 01:00:24.588 Hey! 1578 01:00:24.655 --> 01:00:26.691 - Gentle. Gentle. - Why don't you come on out? 1579 01:00:26.757 --> 01:00:28.425 Look what I got for you, huh? 1580 01:00:28.492 --> 01:00:30.360 - Oh. Shall we? 1581 01:00:30.427 --> 01:00:31.595 - Yes, we shall. 1582 01:00:31.662 --> 01:00:33.297 - Great, I'm gonna maybe turn the ship off. 1583 01:00:33.363 --> 01:00:34.732 - I wish I'd known you were here. 1584 01:00:34.799 --> 01:00:36.233 I would have let you in earlier. 1585 01:00:36.300 --> 01:00:38.502 - We did it. - Man, you're batshit crazy. 1586 01:00:38.568 --> 01:00:40.337 Hey! We did it! We saved the ship! 1587 01:00:40.404 --> 01:00:42.472 - Whoo-hoo! - Don't have to thank us. 1588 01:00:42.539 --> 01:00:44.141 - [shouts angrily] - Oh, shit! 1589 01:00:44.208 --> 01:00:47.277 - [gunfire] [all scream] 1590 01:00:49.479 --> 01:00:51.716 - What? What? 1591 01:00:51.782 --> 01:00:53.150 - Are you out? 1592 01:00:54.685 --> 01:00:56.253 - No hard feelings, right? 1593 01:00:57.587 --> 01:01:01.125 - Mutiny in international law is very bad. 1594 01:01:01.191 --> 01:01:02.492 I mean, we could kill you. 1595 01:01:02.559 --> 01:01:05.095 But we're not gonna do that, because we nice. 1596 01:01:05.162 --> 01:01:07.131 And we want a good Tripadvisor review. 1597 01:01:07.197 --> 01:01:09.299 Five star, please. Thank you so much. 1598 01:01:09.366 --> 01:01:10.901 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 1599 01:01:10.968 --> 01:01:13.037 - Bye-bye, my love. - Bye. 1600 01:01:13.103 --> 01:01:14.438 - Goodbye, my dear. 1601 01:01:14.504 --> 01:01:16.006 - I left one of my panty liners 1602 01:01:16.073 --> 01:01:17.641 under your pillow! 1603 01:01:17.708 --> 01:01:18.976 - [whispering] Who is she talking to? 1604 01:01:19.043 --> 01:01:20.745 - I will wait for you right here! 1605 01:01:20.811 --> 01:01:22.446 Fully engorged! 1606 01:01:22.512 --> 01:01:26.116 [boat horn blows] 1607 01:01:26.183 --> 01:01:28.853 - Bye, bye! [speaking native language] 1608 01:01:28.919 --> 01:01:31.856 [dramatic music] 1609 01:01:31.922 --> 01:01:36.460 * * 1610 01:01:36.526 --> 01:01:37.862 [all gasp] 1611 01:01:37.928 --> 01:01:38.996 - Oh, my God! - What the hell? 1612 01:01:39.063 --> 01:01:40.230 - Holy-- - Were you guys here 1613 01:01:40.297 --> 01:01:41.498 the whole time? - Oh, yeah. 1614 01:01:41.565 --> 01:01:43.934 We--we turned this into our little, um... 1615 01:01:44.001 --> 01:01:45.669 excuse me, but fuck nest. 1616 01:01:45.736 --> 01:01:47.671 [laughs] - Ew! 1617 01:01:47.738 --> 01:01:50.574 - This succubus has me up to, like, eight seconds. 1618 01:01:50.640 --> 01:01:52.943 Never lasted that long. - Congratulations. 1619 01:01:53.010 --> 01:01:54.311 - Nobody asked. 1620 01:01:54.378 --> 01:01:57.181 - If I get into double digits, this is the one. 1621 01:01:57.247 --> 01:01:59.850 [sighs] - I'll buy you an ice cream. 1622 01:01:59.917 --> 01:02:01.819 - Oh! - [both laugh] 1623 01:02:01.886 --> 01:02:03.620 all: No, no, no! 1624 01:02:03.687 --> 01:02:06.256 - Oh, come on! 1625 01:02:06.323 --> 01:02:08.325 - Just read the raft. Read the raft, right? 1626 01:02:08.392 --> 01:02:11.862 - Does anybody know, like, which way we're even drifting? 1627 01:02:11.929 --> 01:02:13.530 That's the drinking gourd up there. 1628 01:02:13.597 --> 01:02:15.099 The handle points to the North Star. 1629 01:02:15.165 --> 01:02:19.103 - I mean, if that really is the drinking gourd, I mean... 1630 01:02:19.169 --> 01:02:20.470 I probably shouldn't say this, 1631 01:02:20.537 --> 01:02:22.539 about a hundred miles north of here... 1632 01:02:22.606 --> 01:02:24.942 [sighs] 1633 01:02:25.009 --> 01:02:26.710 [whispers] Sorry, dude. 1634 01:02:26.777 --> 01:02:29.213 But, uh, Q's headquarters 1635 01:02:29.279 --> 01:02:31.281 are on my friend's island. 1636 01:02:31.348 --> 01:02:33.183 My friend had a really nice island with a-- 1637 01:02:33.250 --> 01:02:34.819 you know, a mansion and a sex dungeon and-- 1638 01:02:34.885 --> 01:02:36.821 - Jeff Epstein. 1639 01:02:36.887 --> 01:02:39.156 Who else has an island with a sex dungeon? 1640 01:02:39.223 --> 01:02:40.124 - Okay, yeah, fine. Jeff Epstein... 1641 01:02:40.190 --> 01:02:41.491 - Well, David Copperfield. 1642 01:02:41.558 --> 01:02:42.426 - David Copperfield. - Okay, yeah. 1643 01:02:42.492 --> 01:02:43.660 - Well, how do we get there? 1644 01:02:43.727 --> 01:02:46.630 - Did you say 100 miles north of here? 1645 01:02:46.696 --> 01:02:48.966 - Yeah. I mean, I don't really know basic, 1646 01:02:49.033 --> 01:02:50.835 you know, boat craft or-- 1647 01:02:50.901 --> 01:02:53.737 Whoa, what are you-- 1648 01:02:53.804 --> 01:02:55.439 - There's a couple guys in the world 1649 01:02:55.505 --> 01:02:58.142 that could get you 100 miles north of here 1650 01:02:58.208 --> 01:03:00.544 by the stars. 1651 01:03:00.610 --> 01:03:01.745 And one of them... 1652 01:03:01.812 --> 01:03:03.013 - Harriet Tubman. 1653 01:03:03.080 --> 01:03:05.049 - Is James Ron Dangle, 1654 01:03:05.115 --> 01:03:07.517 United States Coast Guard. 1655 01:03:07.584 --> 01:03:09.386 I mean, discharged. Asked to leave. 1656 01:03:09.453 --> 01:03:11.288 - You know the story. all: Yeah, yeah. 1657 01:03:11.355 --> 01:03:12.622 - For sure. - Well, wait, I mean, 1658 01:03:12.689 --> 01:03:14.058 have you all heard it? 'Cause I haven't-- 1659 01:03:14.124 --> 01:03:15.359 - You don't need to-- - My and another fellow were 1660 01:03:15.425 --> 01:03:16.793 asked to leave the Coast Guard on the same day. 1661 01:03:16.861 --> 01:03:18.462 - Nah, we don't need to... 1662 01:03:18.528 --> 01:03:21.298 - Jim, what are you gonna do? 1663 01:03:21.365 --> 01:03:24.268 [heroic music] 1664 01:03:24.334 --> 01:03:31.475 * * 1665 01:03:37.915 --> 01:03:44.821 * * 1666 01:04:01.972 --> 01:04:04.774 - [whimpers] - Damn. 1667 01:04:04.841 --> 01:04:08.112 I am so over all of it. 1668 01:04:08.178 --> 01:04:10.480 Trudy, stop slobbing on me. 1669 01:04:10.547 --> 01:04:12.616 I'm tired of looking at Dangle's ass, 1670 01:04:12.682 --> 01:04:15.185 I'm hungry, and it's all your fault, Jones. 1671 01:04:15.252 --> 01:04:17.487 - My fault? - You found the Booze Cruise! 1672 01:04:17.554 --> 01:04:20.290 - My fault because I can type? - Actually, Dangle booked it. 1673 01:04:20.357 --> 01:04:21.691 - Dangle booked it. 1674 01:04:21.758 --> 01:04:23.293 - Clemmie, it's you! 1675 01:04:23.360 --> 01:04:25.229 You were the one who was supposed to get information, 1676 01:04:25.295 --> 01:04:26.796 instead of having a fuck nest! 1677 01:04:26.863 --> 01:04:29.233 - Excuse me, excuse me! - Don't you dare! 1678 01:04:29.299 --> 01:04:31.168 - This is a love fort! 1679 01:04:31.235 --> 01:04:33.670 - They're all just waiting to turn on me! 1680 01:04:33.737 --> 01:04:34.972 They all know that it was-- [loud thud] 1681 01:04:35.039 --> 01:04:36.873 Travis? Travis? 1682 01:04:36.941 --> 01:04:38.108 - Hey. - Hey. 1683 01:04:38.175 --> 01:04:39.676 - Hey, guys! - Oh, my God. 1684 01:04:39.743 --> 01:04:40.945 [all gasp and cheer] 1685 01:04:41.011 --> 01:04:42.212 - Oh, my God. 1686 01:04:42.279 --> 01:04:44.514 [all laugh] 1687 01:04:44.581 --> 01:04:46.383 - Whoo! - Oh, wow. 1688 01:04:46.450 --> 01:04:47.884 - You did it, Jim. 1689 01:04:47.952 --> 01:04:48.986 You did it. 1690 01:04:49.053 --> 01:04:51.155 - Yeah! Yeah, Dangle. 1691 01:04:51.221 --> 01:04:54.158 - Followed the drinking gourd. [laughs] 1692 01:04:54.224 --> 01:04:57.594 - Welcome to, uh, Jeffrey Epstein's island. 1693 01:04:57.661 --> 01:05:00.197 You are now all our prisoners, 1694 01:05:00.264 --> 01:05:03.867 and will be taken to trial before Q! 1695 01:05:03.934 --> 01:05:05.735 - What? [guns cock] 1696 01:05:05.802 --> 01:05:08.738 [all whimper] 1697 01:05:11.275 --> 01:05:12.742 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! 1698 01:05:14.945 --> 01:05:16.813 - Clemmie, you're gonna need to decide. 1699 01:05:16.880 --> 01:05:18.582 Are you with me-- - I'm with you, yes! 1700 01:05:18.648 --> 01:05:19.849 - Okay, good. - Yes. 1701 01:05:19.916 --> 01:05:21.218 - Do you want to yell at the minions 1702 01:05:21.285 --> 01:05:22.619 and tell them-- - Oh, yeah, yeah. 1703 01:05:22.686 --> 01:05:25.322 Hey, minions, you with the colorful face. 1704 01:05:25.389 --> 01:05:27.357 Take these losers away. 1705 01:05:27.424 --> 01:05:28.858 I'm sorry, but it's true. You're all losers. 1706 01:05:28.925 --> 01:05:31.128 Take them away! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1707 01:05:31.195 --> 01:05:33.197 - Search their cavities. 1708 01:05:33.263 --> 01:05:34.965 Someone has something, I swear. 1709 01:05:35.032 --> 01:05:36.666 Sorry, not sorry! 1710 01:05:36.733 --> 01:05:39.036 [both laugh] 1711 01:05:39.103 --> 01:05:40.737 - Oh! I love our lives. 1712 01:05:40.804 --> 01:05:42.106 Oh. 1713 01:05:42.172 --> 01:05:45.109 [tense music] 1714 01:05:45.175 --> 01:05:49.346 * * 1715 01:05:49.413 --> 01:05:52.316 [indistinct radio chatter] 1716 01:05:52.382 --> 01:05:56.886 * * 1717 01:05:56.953 --> 01:05:58.388 - Hello? 1718 01:05:58.455 --> 01:06:03.060 * * 1719 01:06:03.127 --> 01:06:06.063 [dramatic music] 1720 01:06:06.130 --> 01:06:13.270 * * 1721 01:06:19.943 --> 01:06:26.850 * * 1722 01:06:28.518 --> 01:06:30.220 - I love the open concept. 1723 01:06:30.287 --> 01:06:37.427 * * 1724 01:06:40.997 --> 01:06:42.666 - I'm impressed, Sheriff. 1725 01:06:42.732 --> 01:06:44.601 - I'm actually not the sheriff. 1726 01:06:44.668 --> 01:06:46.670 I'm Lieutenant James Ron Dangle, 1727 01:06:46.736 --> 01:06:47.971 Reno Sheriff's Department. 1728 01:06:48.038 --> 01:06:51.007 Also, uh, amateur puppeteer. Almost went pro-- 1729 01:06:51.075 --> 01:06:52.809 [yelps] 1730 01:06:55.312 --> 01:06:57.681 - So are you Q? 1731 01:06:57.747 --> 01:07:00.250 - [laughs] 1732 01:07:00.317 --> 01:07:03.787 Don't play stupid, Officer. 1733 01:07:03.853 --> 01:07:05.855 - She's not playing. That was a legitimate question. 1734 01:07:05.922 --> 01:07:08.092 - She's really not the bright. 1735 01:07:08.158 --> 01:07:09.826 - You should all be very happy with yourselves. 1736 01:07:09.893 --> 01:07:12.629 No one else has ever gotten this far. 1737 01:07:12.696 --> 01:07:17.334 So you came all this way to find out who Q really is. 1738 01:07:17.401 --> 01:07:19.069 - Yeah, that's right. 1739 01:07:19.136 --> 01:07:20.837 - Well, I'll tell you. 1740 01:07:20.904 --> 01:07:25.642 Years ago, a ship wrecked on this very island, 1741 01:07:25.709 --> 01:07:30.347 carrying a brilliant and deranged professor. 1742 01:07:30.414 --> 01:07:31.715 That professor... 1743 01:07:31.781 --> 01:07:33.550 - Was Q. 1744 01:07:33.617 --> 01:07:35.119 - Died in the wreck. 1745 01:07:35.185 --> 01:07:36.386 - Okay. 1746 01:07:36.453 --> 01:07:39.923 - But we found this... 1747 01:07:39.989 --> 01:07:41.958 in the wreckage. 1748 01:07:42.025 --> 01:07:44.994 * * 1749 01:07:45.061 --> 01:07:47.197 - Uh, brother man, that-- 1750 01:07:47.264 --> 01:07:48.232 that's a Speak & Spell. 1751 01:07:48.298 --> 01:07:49.799 - Yes, it is. 1752 01:07:49.866 --> 01:07:51.868 Or, it was. 1753 01:07:51.935 --> 01:07:53.637 Time and providence, 1754 01:07:53.703 --> 01:07:56.039 and probably saltwater corrosion, 1755 01:07:56.106 --> 01:08:00.410 has altered its programming... 1756 01:08:00.477 --> 01:08:02.146 imbuing it... 1757 01:08:02.212 --> 01:08:05.382 and I'm not sure if I'm using the word "imbuing" correctly. 1758 01:08:05.449 --> 01:08:07.417 But it infused it-- 1759 01:08:07.484 --> 01:08:09.586 it infused it... - Infused. 1760 01:08:09.653 --> 01:08:11.455 - With a dynamic, divine wisdom... 1761 01:08:11.521 --> 01:08:13.557 - Oh. Yeah, okay. 1762 01:08:13.623 --> 01:08:16.893 - That Q imparts and we disseminate. 1763 01:08:16.960 --> 01:08:18.462 - Oh, I get it. 1764 01:08:18.528 --> 01:08:21.365 So you guys are just batshit crazy. 1765 01:08:21.431 --> 01:08:22.899 - Wait. 1766 01:08:22.966 --> 01:08:24.201 Listen. 1767 01:08:24.268 --> 01:08:26.336 - Hmm? - And learn. 1768 01:08:26.403 --> 01:08:29.539 * * 1769 01:08:34.144 --> 01:08:35.979 [Speak & Spell chimes] 1770 01:08:36.045 --> 01:08:38.515 - Oprah has bears. 1771 01:08:38.582 --> 01:08:41.050 - [laughs] 1772 01:08:41.117 --> 01:08:42.519 - Oprah has bears. 1773 01:08:42.586 --> 01:08:44.954 Oprah has bears! 1774 01:08:45.021 --> 01:08:47.090 Let it be known that Oprah has bears. 1775 01:08:47.157 --> 01:08:49.359 Go to your mobile devices, 1776 01:08:49.426 --> 01:08:51.695 get the word out on 8chan. 1777 01:08:51.761 --> 01:08:53.463 - This is a dumb, dumb question. 1778 01:08:53.530 --> 01:08:56.300 This isn't how the whole thing works, right? 1779 01:08:56.366 --> 01:08:58.535 [nervous laughter] 1780 01:08:58.602 --> 01:09:00.704 It is-- - It is, definitely. 1781 01:09:00.770 --> 01:09:03.106 - That's words, and then you... 1782 01:09:03.173 --> 01:09:04.741 put the words on an 8chan. 1783 01:09:04.808 --> 01:09:06.576 - It actually checks out more than I would have thought. 1784 01:09:06.643 --> 01:09:07.777 - Yep. [Speak & Spell chimes] 1785 01:09:07.844 --> 01:09:10.079 - The flu is from France. 1786 01:09:10.146 --> 01:09:13.517 - It's true, because sometimes the flu is from France. 1787 01:09:13.583 --> 01:09:15.985 - But as often as not it's not, actually. 1788 01:09:16.052 --> 01:09:18.422 - Well, sometimes it is. [overlapping chatter] 1789 01:09:18.488 --> 01:09:20.590 - To the dungeon with them. 1790 01:09:20.657 --> 01:09:23.092 And go through the bunker. It's faster. 1791 01:09:23.159 --> 01:09:26.563 And tell Ron to set off that bomb. 1792 01:09:26.630 --> 01:09:29.333 The big one that will destroy the island. 1793 01:09:29.399 --> 01:09:30.634 - Oh, my God! 1794 01:09:30.700 --> 01:09:32.168 We will not-- you do not have to kill us! 1795 01:09:32.236 --> 01:09:34.504 You do not have to kill us! 1796 01:09:34.571 --> 01:09:36.440 - Go, go, go, go. - We won't remember! 1797 01:09:36.506 --> 01:09:38.174 - Come on. - Blow them up. 1798 01:09:38.242 --> 01:09:41.478 - Can I just ask you where you got that rag? 1799 01:09:41.545 --> 01:09:42.879 - Walmart. 1800 01:09:42.946 --> 01:09:44.881 - That's nice-- that's real nice. 1801 01:09:44.948 --> 01:09:47.717 - Clever, clever interlopers. 1802 01:09:47.784 --> 01:09:49.085 - We're not clever! 1803 01:09:49.152 --> 01:09:50.354 - Ow! Ow! 1804 01:09:50.420 --> 01:09:51.721 - Oh, hey, hey, ho! 1805 01:09:54.057 --> 01:09:56.560 - Sorry, I'm just a little excited right now. 1806 01:09:56.626 --> 01:09:58.228 I've, uh-- [clears throat] 1807 01:09:58.295 --> 01:09:59.729 I've always wanted a monologue, 1808 01:09:59.796 --> 01:10:04.200 a secret fortress with a smoking-hot vixen next to me. 1809 01:10:04.268 --> 01:10:05.969 - You do look hot, Clemmie. 1810 01:10:06.035 --> 01:10:07.737 - You look rad. - Damn! 1811 01:10:07.804 --> 01:10:08.972 - The whole thing. Show the whole thing. 1812 01:10:09.038 --> 01:10:11.675 - Look at that. Oh! - Yes, queen! 1813 01:10:11.741 --> 01:10:13.109 - Work! - Work. 1814 01:10:13.176 --> 01:10:15.412 - Marlene Dietrich in the front, Stevie Nicks in the back. 1815 01:10:15.479 --> 01:10:16.880 - [laughs] Oh. 1816 01:10:16.946 --> 01:10:18.848 - We've got the whole nerve center here, 1817 01:10:18.915 --> 01:10:21.585 feeding all the greatest hits into the algorithm. 1818 01:10:21.651 --> 01:10:23.853 You know, the standard conspiracies. 1819 01:10:23.920 --> 01:10:27.223 Moon landing faked, pumpkins aren't real, 1820 01:10:27.291 --> 01:10:28.858 Joe Rogan is a hologram. 1821 01:10:28.925 --> 01:10:32.962 The, uh, gluten-free diet, um, causes levitation. 1822 01:10:33.029 --> 01:10:35.999 Um, that's a really good one. Great work. 1823 01:10:36.065 --> 01:10:38.668 Now, of course, that you've, uh... 1824 01:10:38.735 --> 01:10:40.704 seen all of this, 1825 01:10:40.770 --> 01:10:43.172 I have to blow it up. 1826 01:10:43.239 --> 01:10:45.475 - What? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1827 01:10:45.542 --> 01:10:47.577 [all shouting] 1828 01:10:47.644 --> 01:10:49.145 - Silence! - I'm out! 1829 01:10:49.212 --> 01:10:53.650 - A bomb this exquisite can only be set in motion 1830 01:10:53.717 --> 01:10:56.019 by somebody as exquisite. 1831 01:10:56.085 --> 01:10:57.854 - Clemmie, what about all those great times that we had? 1832 01:10:57.921 --> 01:10:59.323 Remember all those great times we had? 1833 01:10:59.389 --> 01:11:00.490 - Suck it, monkeys. 1834 01:11:00.557 --> 01:11:01.958 - [laughs] 1835 01:11:02.025 --> 01:11:04.294 - Hey, cut it out. - Hey! 1836 01:11:04.361 --> 01:11:05.929 - Hey, now, Clemmie. 1837 01:11:05.995 --> 01:11:07.297 - Oh! - Come on now. 1838 01:11:07.364 --> 01:11:08.598 - Oh! 1839 01:11:08.665 --> 01:11:11.067 Anyway, we would love to stick around, 1840 01:11:11.134 --> 01:11:13.002 but we have to, um, 1841 01:11:13.069 --> 01:11:14.671 pack up a lot of money and pills, right? 1842 01:11:14.738 --> 01:11:16.205 - Money and pills. - Money and pills. 1843 01:11:16.272 --> 01:11:18.141 Glenn, to the dungeon. 1844 01:11:18.207 --> 01:11:21.110 [overlapping shouting] 1845 01:11:22.379 --> 01:11:24.013 - No, no, no, no, no! 1846 01:11:24.080 --> 01:11:25.582 No! 1847 01:11:25.649 --> 01:11:28.718 - Is this the first time you've had hour friends blown up? 1848 01:11:28.785 --> 01:11:31.287 It's hard the first time, but it gets easier. 1849 01:11:31.355 --> 01:11:32.389 - Does it? - It really does. 1850 01:11:32.456 --> 01:11:33.390 Trust me, sweetie. 1851 01:11:33.457 --> 01:11:34.924 [both giggle] 1852 01:11:34.991 --> 01:11:37.026 - But, really, what were they gonna live for? 1853 01:11:37.093 --> 01:11:38.562 Nothing. 1854 01:11:38.628 --> 01:11:40.630 - Sir? - Is there gonna be, like, 1855 01:11:40.697 --> 01:11:42.599 snacks or anything? 1856 01:11:42.666 --> 01:11:44.401 - Appeal to his humanity. Glenn, was it? 1857 01:11:44.468 --> 01:11:45.702 - Glenn? - Hey, Glenn. 1858 01:11:45.769 --> 01:11:48.838 - Oh, I have an itch! I have an itch! 1859 01:11:48.905 --> 01:11:51.040 - Is it bad that I feel like 1860 01:11:51.107 --> 01:11:53.343 I'm being threatened with a good time? 1861 01:11:53.410 --> 01:11:55.845 Just to state the obvious here, 1862 01:11:55.912 --> 01:11:57.881 this is a really nice sex dungeon. 1863 01:11:57.947 --> 01:12:00.884 - Yeah. - I'm on the mailing list 1864 01:12:00.950 --> 01:12:03.119 of the company that makes this domination gear. 1865 01:12:03.186 --> 01:12:06.890 They're an outfit out of Bruges called Pamplemousse & Thunder. 1866 01:12:06.956 --> 01:12:08.324 I mean, this is some of the nice stuff. 1867 01:12:08.392 --> 01:12:10.460 Some of this is actually next year's stuff, by the way. 1868 01:12:10.527 --> 01:12:12.195 Literally, they advertise 1869 01:12:12.261 --> 01:12:14.097 that your submissives will never escape. 1870 01:12:14.163 --> 01:12:15.565 So I don't want to be a bummer, 1871 01:12:15.632 --> 01:12:17.834 but this is really well made. 1872 01:12:17.901 --> 01:12:20.404 [beeping] - Warning. 1873 01:12:20.470 --> 01:12:21.805 Warning. 1874 01:12:21.871 --> 01:12:26.275 - Ron, thank you for changing my life. 1875 01:12:26.342 --> 01:12:27.677 I deserve this. 1876 01:12:27.744 --> 01:12:28.878 - Thank you for being the kind of person 1877 01:12:28.945 --> 01:12:31.147 whose life I wanted to change. 1878 01:12:31.214 --> 01:12:34.317 But all your friends, I mean... 1879 01:12:34.384 --> 01:12:37.954 I am blowing them up. 1880 01:12:38.021 --> 01:12:40.424 - Yeah. 1881 01:12:40.490 --> 01:12:43.226 About that, um... 1882 01:12:43.292 --> 01:12:44.594 - Listen, hey, gang, 1883 01:12:44.661 --> 01:12:45.995 I gotta tell you-- I gotta tell you something. 1884 01:12:46.062 --> 01:12:48.565 I--I really think this is it. 1885 01:12:48.632 --> 01:12:49.966 - Do you have to go to the restroom? 1886 01:12:50.033 --> 01:12:53.069 - No, I think we're really gonna die in here. 1887 01:12:53.136 --> 01:12:54.904 - Jones, don't say that! - Don't say that. 1888 01:12:54.971 --> 01:12:56.072 - Don't you say that! 1889 01:12:56.139 --> 01:12:57.707 - Even though it's probably true. 1890 01:12:57.774 --> 01:12:59.743 - It's kind of funny if you think about it. 1891 01:12:59.809 --> 01:13:01.344 all: No, no. 1892 01:13:01.411 --> 01:13:03.012 - You just missed the whole vibe right there. 1893 01:13:03.079 --> 01:13:04.581 - This is bad. This is really, really bad, 1894 01:13:04.648 --> 01:13:06.082 and I feel--I feel-- 1895 01:13:06.149 --> 01:13:08.718 I feel sorry mostly for me and Rai-Rai, 1896 01:13:08.785 --> 01:13:11.320 'cause this-- this is really bad for us. 1897 01:13:11.387 --> 01:13:13.723 - Because of the optics? Guys, can we not agree 1898 01:13:13.790 --> 01:13:15.792 this sucks equally pretty much for all of us? 1899 01:13:15.859 --> 01:13:18.027 - No! No! No, we can't agree. - Yes! Yes! 1900 01:13:18.094 --> 01:13:21.197 - No. It looks worse for us, Jim. 1901 01:13:21.264 --> 01:13:22.766 - I think we should just kind of go with it. 1902 01:13:22.832 --> 01:13:23.967 If we're dying, we're dying. 1903 01:13:24.033 --> 01:13:25.669 But can we do it in silence? 1904 01:13:25.735 --> 01:13:27.604 - [sobbing] I think this is it. 1905 01:13:27.671 --> 01:13:31.274 I think we're all gonna die! 1906 01:13:31.340 --> 01:13:33.577 - I'm gonna bust you guys out of here. 1907 01:13:33.643 --> 01:13:35.845 [all cheer] - Thank you! 1908 01:13:35.912 --> 01:13:38.748 - Shh! Shut up! 1909 01:13:38.815 --> 01:13:41.485 [dramatic music] 1910 01:13:41.551 --> 01:13:42.786 - Sheriff's Department... 1911 01:13:42.852 --> 01:13:44.320 take a knee. 1912 01:13:44.387 --> 01:13:46.856 * * 1913 01:13:46.923 --> 01:13:49.258 Ron Mackleberg thinks he's about to blow us 1914 01:13:49.325 --> 01:13:51.695 to Q-dom come. 1915 01:13:51.761 --> 01:13:54.964 But I'll tell you right now, I think his math was wrong. 1916 01:13:55.031 --> 01:13:58.267 I think he miscounted by nine. 1917 01:13:58.334 --> 01:14:00.470 - Nice. - Here's the drill. 1918 01:14:00.537 --> 01:14:02.872 I am going to create 1919 01:14:02.939 --> 01:14:06.510 the perfect distraction. 1920 01:14:06.576 --> 01:14:08.111 Oh, fellas. 1921 01:14:08.177 --> 01:14:10.013 [whistles] 1922 01:14:10.079 --> 01:14:12.949 * Oh, it's little puppet Jimmy and friends * 1923 01:14:13.016 --> 01:14:15.852 * Coming to your town, coming 'round the bend * 1924 01:14:15.919 --> 01:14:17.353 * A place where... * 1925 01:14:17.420 --> 01:14:19.055 [necks crack] 1926 01:14:19.122 --> 01:14:20.757 - Whoo! - Yeah! 1927 01:14:20.824 --> 01:14:23.527 - Hey, sweet thing. 1928 01:14:23.593 --> 01:14:28.765 * * 1929 01:14:28.832 --> 01:14:30.366 - [gasps] 1930 01:14:30.433 --> 01:14:35.939 * * 1931 01:14:36.005 --> 01:14:37.774 - Hey! - [grunts] 1932 01:14:37.841 --> 01:14:43.580 * * 1933 01:14:43.647 --> 01:14:46.115 [beeping] - Cut it right about now. 1934 01:14:46.182 --> 01:14:47.684 [electricity crackles] Oh! 1935 01:14:47.751 --> 01:14:50.787 [screams] 1936 01:14:50.854 --> 01:14:52.722 - [grunts] 1937 01:14:52.789 --> 01:14:56.325 * * 1938 01:14:56.392 --> 01:14:58.662 Let's get the hell off this island. 1939 01:14:58.728 --> 01:15:02.832 * * 1940 01:15:02.899 --> 01:15:06.002 [both grunting] 1941 01:15:07.003 --> 01:15:08.772 - Hey, ladies! 1942 01:15:10.239 --> 01:15:11.675 You want a little piece of this? 1943 01:15:11.741 --> 01:15:18.882 * * 1944 01:15:25.889 --> 01:15:28.024 [grunting] 1945 01:15:30.894 --> 01:15:32.228 - Game over. 1946 01:15:34.764 --> 01:15:36.499 [grunts] 1947 01:15:38.334 --> 01:15:39.936 [whimpers] 1948 01:15:42.606 --> 01:15:44.340 [choking] 1949 01:15:54.584 --> 01:15:57.286 [both scream] 1950 01:15:59.756 --> 01:16:02.992 [crunching] - Ah! 1951 01:16:03.059 --> 01:16:09.833 * * 1952 01:16:09.899 --> 01:16:11.467 - [screams] 1953 01:16:11.534 --> 01:16:17.206 * * 1954 01:16:17.273 --> 01:16:20.043 [yelping] 1955 01:16:20.109 --> 01:16:26.616 * * 1956 01:16:26.683 --> 01:16:28.517 - [screams] 1957 01:16:28.584 --> 01:16:32.355 * * 1958 01:16:32.421 --> 01:16:33.757 [yelling] 1959 01:16:33.823 --> 01:16:40.964 * * 1960 01:16:51.675 --> 01:16:52.942 - [panting] 1961 01:16:53.009 --> 01:17:00.149 * * 1962 01:17:07.791 --> 01:17:09.859 [heroic music] 1963 01:17:09.926 --> 01:17:12.896 [chuckles] 1964 01:17:12.962 --> 01:17:17.133 And you...are... served. 1965 01:17:17.200 --> 01:17:18.902 [beeps] - You win. 1966 01:17:18.968 --> 01:17:20.804 - [laughs] 1967 01:17:20.870 --> 01:17:22.906 Any questions about the plan? 1968 01:17:22.972 --> 01:17:25.241 - Actually, I have a question. - Uh-huh? 1969 01:17:25.308 --> 01:17:28.011 - [whispering] I have a lot of questions about the plan. 1970 01:17:28.077 --> 01:17:30.947 So you want me to kill 1971 01:17:31.014 --> 01:17:33.016 two girls with my bare hands? 1972 01:17:33.082 --> 01:17:34.217 - I'm just a guy that had a plan and-- 1973 01:17:34.283 --> 01:17:37.286 - You think I can defuse a bomb? 1974 01:17:37.353 --> 01:17:39.188 And shouldn't I be wearing safety glasses? 1975 01:17:39.255 --> 01:17:40.824 - I get--okay, everybody hates the plan. 1976 01:17:40.890 --> 01:17:43.326 - I don't mean to piss all over your really bitching plan... 1977 01:17:43.392 --> 01:17:45.294 - It's a pretty good plan. - But... 1978 01:17:45.361 --> 01:17:47.596 I kind of already roofied everybody. 1979 01:17:47.663 --> 01:17:50.599 I put it in everybody's clam lite lime beer. 1980 01:17:50.666 --> 01:17:51.868 all: Oh! - I'm sorry. 1981 01:17:51.935 --> 01:17:53.069 - A million times better. 1982 01:17:53.136 --> 01:17:54.503 Let's go stop that bomb! 1983 01:17:54.570 --> 01:17:56.405 - Does anybody remember how to get out of here? 1984 01:17:56.472 --> 01:17:57.974 - I'm definitely turned around. 1985 01:17:58.041 --> 01:18:00.009 [alarm blaring] 1986 01:18:00.076 --> 01:18:02.145 - Ron! - Ron! Come on! 1987 01:18:02.211 --> 01:18:04.047 - You got to tell us how to stop the bomb! 1988 01:18:04.113 --> 01:18:05.849 - You can't. 1989 01:18:05.915 --> 01:18:08.584 The guys who killed Khashoggi 1990 01:18:08.651 --> 01:18:11.120 traded it for an NFT. 1991 01:18:11.187 --> 01:18:12.255 It's un-defuseable. 1992 01:18:12.321 --> 01:18:13.556 - Ugh! - What? 1993 01:18:13.622 --> 01:18:14.958 - He's talking gibberish! 1994 01:18:15.024 --> 01:18:17.593 - You know what that means. 1995 01:18:17.660 --> 01:18:20.363 Someone has to get this bomb safely out to sea. 1996 01:18:20.429 --> 01:18:21.731 all: Not it. 1997 01:18:21.798 --> 01:18:23.432 - Obviously, I was gonna do it. Why volunteer? 1998 01:18:23.499 --> 01:18:25.134 Why would I step in and say that dramatically? 1999 01:18:25.201 --> 01:18:26.903 I'll do it. - That was really unclear, Jim. 2000 01:18:26.970 --> 01:18:28.137 - Fuck it, let's just get it out. 2001 01:18:28.204 --> 01:18:29.272 - You're acting like a martyr 2002 01:18:29.338 --> 01:18:30.774 and it's not a good look. - Fuck it! 2003 01:18:30.840 --> 01:18:33.609 [dramatic music] 2004 01:18:33.676 --> 01:18:34.878 * * 2005 01:18:34.944 --> 01:18:36.512 I'll get it past the breakwater 2006 01:18:36.579 --> 01:18:38.848 If anything happens, do not help me. 2007 01:18:38.915 --> 01:18:40.149 - We won't. - How could we? 2008 01:18:40.216 --> 01:18:42.551 - I want to tell you one very short story. 2009 01:18:45.121 --> 01:18:47.723 The doctors told my mama I would never dance. 2010 01:18:47.791 --> 01:18:49.092 Ever. 2011 01:18:49.158 --> 01:18:51.060 And I never did professionally. 2012 01:18:51.127 --> 01:18:52.195 [rapid beeping] 2013 01:18:52.261 --> 01:18:53.830 - Shit! - Shit! 2014 01:18:53.897 --> 01:18:55.064 Goddamn it. 2015 01:18:55.131 --> 01:18:57.767 * * 2016 01:18:57.834 --> 01:18:59.002 [dings] Wait. 2017 01:18:59.068 --> 01:19:00.436 I think I got it, actually. 2018 01:19:11.881 --> 01:19:14.784 [somber music] 2019 01:19:14.851 --> 01:19:21.690 * * 2020 01:19:21.757 --> 01:19:23.226 - Oh, no. 2021 01:19:23.292 --> 01:19:30.433 * * 2022 01:19:31.767 --> 01:19:34.437 - Damn. 2023 01:19:34.503 --> 01:19:36.472 Do you see that bandanna he had on? 2024 01:19:36.539 --> 01:19:37.773 That was mine. 2025 01:19:40.944 --> 01:19:43.212 You've been served. 2026 01:19:44.981 --> 01:19:46.950 - Now you guys are real heroes. 2027 01:19:47.016 --> 01:19:49.085 I mean, nobody can know. 2028 01:19:49.152 --> 01:19:51.754 - Yeah, sadly, this is all top secret. 2029 01:19:51.821 --> 01:19:54.123 From the FBI and the CIA, we want to thank you. 2030 01:19:54.190 --> 01:19:55.992 - Yeah. 2031 01:19:56.059 --> 01:19:58.962 [triumphant music] 2032 01:19:59.028 --> 01:20:05.668 * * 2033 01:20:05.734 --> 01:20:08.704 - * Ave * 2034 01:20:08.771 --> 01:20:13.843 * Maria * 2035 01:20:13.910 --> 01:20:15.744 - [sobbing] 2036 01:20:15.811 --> 01:20:19.015 - * Gratia * 2037 01:20:19.082 --> 01:20:22.051 * Plena * 2038 01:20:22.118 --> 01:20:28.357 * Maria, gratia plena * 2039 01:20:28.424 --> 01:20:33.963 * Maria, gratia plena * 2040 01:20:34.030 --> 01:20:36.966 [boat horn blowing distantly] 2041 01:20:37.033 --> 01:20:39.668 Well, gang, let's hit the bar. 2042 01:20:46.642 --> 01:20:49.678 [calypso music playing faintly] 2043 01:20:49.745 --> 01:20:56.619 * * 2044 01:20:56.685 --> 01:20:58.121 - Jim? 2045 01:20:59.355 --> 01:21:01.925 Jim, is that you? 2046 01:21:01.991 --> 01:21:04.260 Jim? - Dangle? 2047 01:21:04.327 --> 01:21:06.329 - Huh? Uh... 2048 01:21:06.395 --> 01:21:09.498 je ne parle pas anglais. 2049 01:21:09.565 --> 01:21:12.235 - What? - I'm someone else. 2050 01:21:12.301 --> 01:21:13.636 Oh, fuck it! Hey, guys. 2051 01:21:13.702 --> 01:21:14.803 Fuck! Goddamn it! 2052 01:21:14.870 --> 01:21:17.173 Fuck it. 2053 01:21:17.240 --> 01:21:18.207 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 2054 01:21:18.274 --> 01:21:20.743 [guitar strums] 2055 01:21:20.809 --> 01:21:21.978 Good morning, gang. 2056 01:21:22.045 --> 01:21:23.612 - Morning. 2057 01:21:23.679 --> 01:21:26.682 - [humming] 2058 01:21:26.749 --> 01:21:30.653 [whistling] 2059 01:21:30.719 --> 01:21:33.656 The pig foot by the yard place, 2060 01:21:33.722 --> 01:21:35.291 they've inverted-- 2061 01:21:35.358 --> 01:21:36.993 it's called inverted law enforcement discount. 2062 01:21:37.060 --> 01:21:38.661 - That mean we pay more? 2063 01:21:38.727 --> 01:21:40.896 - They're charging us more for what they feel like 2064 01:21:40.964 --> 01:21:42.898 we've done to the community in general. 2065 01:21:42.966 --> 01:21:44.300 Fair enough. - [sighs] 2066 01:21:44.367 --> 01:21:45.534 - We deserve it. 2067 01:21:45.601 --> 01:21:48.804 [lively guitar music] 2068 01:21:48.871 --> 01:21:51.807 * * 2069 01:21:51.874 --> 01:21:53.776 - Uh, mixed feelings 2070 01:21:53.842 --> 01:21:56.245 about being back here in the Silver State. 2071 01:21:56.312 --> 01:21:58.714 You know, in the perfect world 2072 01:21:58.781 --> 01:22:01.017 would I be living the cruise lifestyle, 2073 01:22:01.084 --> 01:22:02.818 doing my puppetry, 2074 01:22:02.885 --> 01:22:04.720 making that-- making that puppetry money? 2075 01:22:04.787 --> 01:22:06.389 Which--it's not-- 2076 01:22:06.455 --> 01:22:09.158 I've never--I've never, ever done the puppetry 2077 01:22:09.225 --> 01:22:10.659 just for the money. 2078 01:22:10.726 --> 01:22:12.028 That said, 2079 01:22:12.095 --> 01:22:15.398 I've been doing it here on the streets a bit. 2080 01:22:15.464 --> 01:22:16.732 You know, and in many ways that's great, 2081 01:22:16.799 --> 01:22:19.068 'cause I'm also just outside, you know? 2082 01:22:19.135 --> 01:22:20.569 Just to be outside at all. 2083 01:22:20.636 --> 01:22:22.538 - Hey, no smoke inside! 2084 01:22:22.605 --> 01:22:24.440 - I'm putting it out. I'm already putting it out. 2085 01:22:26.409 --> 01:22:28.611 - I needed adventure, and I got it, 2086 01:22:28.677 --> 01:22:32.848 and I have a renewed sense of purpose. 2087 01:22:32.915 --> 01:22:35.184 And you're probably asking, well, what about Ron? 2088 01:22:35.251 --> 01:22:36.319 What about him? 2089 01:22:36.385 --> 01:22:38.054 If you're asking me as a deputy, 2090 01:22:38.121 --> 01:22:41.124 I have no idea about Ron. 2091 01:22:41.190 --> 01:22:43.492 If you're asking me as Clemmie 2092 01:22:43.559 --> 01:22:45.861 the woman, the goddess, um, 2093 01:22:45.928 --> 01:22:47.396 of course I know exactly where he is. 2094 01:22:47.463 --> 01:22:48.564 I'm not stupid. 2095 01:22:48.631 --> 01:22:50.566 I know a good thing when I see it. 2096 01:22:52.468 --> 01:22:53.469 Hey, handsome. 2097 01:22:53.536 --> 01:22:54.903 - Oh! - [chuckles] 2098 01:22:54.970 --> 01:22:58.074 - I waive my rights. 2099 01:22:58.141 --> 01:22:59.308 - I got to be honest. 2100 01:22:59.375 --> 01:23:02.145 I took a lot of money from Q. 2101 01:23:02.211 --> 01:23:03.879 And I would do it again. 2102 01:23:03.946 --> 01:23:06.415 But don't worry, I'm doing good things with it. 2103 01:23:07.583 --> 01:23:09.685 I brought all my friends along with me. 2104 01:23:09.752 --> 01:23:11.420 [all laugh] 2105 01:23:11.487 --> 01:23:14.190 Hey, I'm sorry I almost left you for dead. 2106 01:23:14.257 --> 01:23:15.258 - Forget it. 2107 01:23:15.324 --> 01:23:16.492 - It's all right. - It's forgotten. 2108 01:23:16.559 --> 01:23:17.426 - The important thing is you're here now. 2109 01:23:17.493 --> 01:23:19.328 - We are a family. 2110 01:23:19.395 --> 01:23:20.896 - Familia. - I love you guys. 2111 01:23:20.963 --> 01:23:22.998 all: Cheers! 2112 01:23:23.066 --> 01:23:24.567 [all whoop] 2113 01:23:24.633 --> 01:23:26.769 - What a beautiful night for an evening. 2114 01:23:26.835 --> 01:23:29.072 - Oh, it sure is. 2115 01:23:29.138 --> 01:23:30.639 To us. 2116 01:23:30.706 --> 01:23:32.075 - Stand behind me like this. 2117 01:23:32.141 --> 01:23:33.542 - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2118 01:23:33.609 --> 01:23:35.178 - Let's human centipede it. 2119 01:23:35.244 --> 01:23:37.380 We'll do a human centipede Titanic. 2120 01:23:37.446 --> 01:23:39.815 all: Human centipede Titanic! 2121 01:23:39.882 --> 01:23:42.485 Human centipede Titanic! 2122 01:23:42.551 --> 01:23:44.953 Human centipede Titanic! 2123 01:23:45.020 --> 01:23:47.256 Human centipede Titanic! - Ow! Ow! Ow! 2124 01:23:47.323 --> 01:23:49.125 - Guys, we're crushing her uterus. 2125 01:23:49.192 --> 01:23:51.960 We're crushing her uterus. 2126 01:23:52.027 --> 01:23:53.629 - * Don't wanna stop * - * And our hearts * 2127 01:23:53.696 --> 01:23:56.299 * They beat as one * 2128 01:23:56.365 --> 01:23:57.733 * Ooh, yeah * 2129 01:23:57.800 --> 01:24:00.769 * No more love on the run * 2130 01:24:02.538 --> 01:24:04.473 * Yeah * 2131 01:24:04.540 --> 01:24:11.680 * * 2132 01:24:36.572 --> 01:24:38.974 * Caribbean Queen * 2133 01:24:39.041 --> 01:24:43.112 * Now we're sharing the same dream * 2134 01:24:43.179 --> 01:24:46.949 * And our hearts, they beat as one * 2135 01:24:47.015 --> 01:24:48.651 * Oh, yeah * 2136 01:24:48.717 --> 01:24:51.787 * No more love on the run * 2137 01:24:51.854 --> 01:24:53.822 * Yeah *