WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:38.904 --> 00:00:41.575 Okay, fuck it. 4 00:00:41.610 --> 00:00:43.610 Here we go. 5 00:00:47.748 --> 00:00:48.747 Shit. 6 00:00:51.752 --> 00:00:54.929 Okay, there you go. 7 00:00:56.559 --> 00:00:57.921 Fuck. 8 00:00:57.956 --> 00:00:59.395 Oh, well. 9 00:01:11.772 --> 00:01:13.904 Hi, Leif. 10 00:02:33.524 --> 00:02:36.261 You like those so much, don't you? 11 00:02:36.296 --> 00:02:38.461 Don't growl at me. 12 00:02:38.496 --> 00:02:39.726 I'm giving you stuff. 13 00:02:42.027 --> 00:02:44.027 Want this? 14 00:02:44.062 --> 00:02:46.029 What kind of tricks can you do? 15 00:02:46.064 --> 00:02:48.570 Can you go around? 16 00:02:48.605 --> 00:02:50.077 Ah. 17 00:02:52.675 --> 00:02:54.675 You're too teethy, honey. 18 00:02:56.712 --> 00:02:58.052 Here. 19 00:03:01.882 --> 00:03:04.487 Leif? 20 00:03:04.522 --> 00:03:05.983 Leif, are you there? 21 00:03:07.756 --> 00:03:09.129 Leif? 22 00:03:10.891 --> 00:03:12.990 Leif! 23 00:03:13.025 --> 00:03:16.895 - Hey. - Hi. Remember me? 24 00:03:16.930 --> 00:03:19.502 Not really, no. 25 00:03:19.537 --> 00:03:22.505 It's Missy. Aunt Missy, remember? 26 00:03:22.540 --> 00:03:24.870 I was in the spiritual community with your mother and you 27 00:03:24.905 --> 00:03:26.476 when you were a little boy. 28 00:03:26.511 --> 00:03:30.513 - Okay. - Wow, you got old. 29 00:03:30.548 --> 00:03:32.284 You know what? Give me a second, Missy. 30 00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:35.551 - Let me put a shirt on. - I like your overalls. 31 00:03:42.362 --> 00:03:45.594 So, uh, what can I do for you? 32 00:03:45.629 --> 00:03:47.530 I wanted to let you know, 33 00:03:47.565 --> 00:03:49.532 I wanted to tell you in person, 34 00:03:49.567 --> 00:03:53.096 and I just, uh, wanted to, 35 00:03:53.131 --> 00:03:56.539 more than anything, uh... 36 00:03:56.574 --> 00:03:58.145 your mom died. 37 00:04:00.072 --> 00:04:01.346 I'm sorry. 38 00:04:10.753 --> 00:04:12.489 All right, I'll come down. 39 00:04:14.427 --> 00:04:16.922 She had cancer. Found it too late 40 00:04:16.957 --> 00:04:20.563 and didn't get any treatment. No chemo, nothing. 41 00:04:20.598 --> 00:04:23.566 - Oh. - You know your mom with doctors and stuff. 42 00:04:23.601 --> 00:04:24.831 It just wasn't her thing. 43 00:04:24.866 --> 00:04:28.934 I do have some good news for you, though. 44 00:04:28.969 --> 00:04:30.738 She left you her cabin. 45 00:04:30.773 --> 00:04:31.937 She left the cabin for me? 46 00:04:31.972 --> 00:04:33.576 - She did, she did. - No way. 47 00:04:33.611 --> 00:04:35.776 Uh-huh. But there is a catch. 48 00:04:35.811 --> 00:04:37.481 She felt like there were some things 49 00:04:37.516 --> 00:04:39.142 she still needed to teach you, 50 00:04:39.177 --> 00:04:40.484 but couldn't get ahold of you, 51 00:04:40.519 --> 00:04:44.323 so she did this. 52 00:04:44.358 --> 00:04:46.952 A conditional inheritance. 53 00:04:46.987 --> 00:04:51.759 "I, Suzanne 'Honey' Reinhold hereby leave my cabin to my son 54 00:04:51.794 --> 00:04:56.335 Leif Reinhold provided he completes this list of tasks 55 00:04:56.370 --> 00:04:58.667 left for him at the cabin. 56 00:04:58.702 --> 00:05:01.670 Should he not complete the list, the cabin will be sold 57 00:05:01.705 --> 00:05:05.773 and proceeds donated to the Theodore Payne Foundation for Wildflowers and Native..." 58 00:05:05.808 --> 00:05:07.346 So there's a list at the cabin? 59 00:05:07.381 --> 00:05:10.481 Yes, yes. And if you don't do those things... 60 00:05:10.516 --> 00:05:13.176 - Yeah. - ...you will not get the cabin. 61 00:05:13.211 --> 00:05:15.178 - And this is legal? - Yeah, it is. 62 00:05:15.213 --> 00:05:17.015 - Unfortunately, you have... - Okay. 63 00:05:17.050 --> 00:05:19.116 Hey, uh, do you know what's on the list? 64 00:05:19.151 --> 00:05:21.789 No. I have no idea what's on this list. 65 00:05:21.824 --> 00:05:23.989 But knowing Honey, it's gonna be wild. 66 00:05:24.024 --> 00:05:25.298 I can guarantee that. 67 00:05:25.333 --> 00:05:27.795 Right. That makes sense. That makes sense. 68 00:05:27.830 --> 00:05:30.633 Do you own a gun? 69 00:05:30.668 --> 00:05:35.671 - No. Should I? - No. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. 70 00:05:38.137 --> 00:05:40.841 So, Honey's dead. 71 00:05:42.680 --> 00:05:44.174 Weird, right? 72 00:05:46.013 --> 00:05:48.486 Yeah. Don't feel bad. You didn't know her. 73 00:05:51.491 --> 00:05:54.426 I didn't really know her either, to be honest. 74 00:05:54.461 --> 00:05:57.220 So sad she's dead though, right? 75 00:05:57.255 --> 00:05:58.496 Do you feel sad? 76 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:03.226 Sometimes I feel like you understand 77 00:06:03.261 --> 00:06:05.228 every single thing I'm saying, 78 00:06:05.263 --> 00:06:08.704 and other times I just think you have dog brains. 79 00:06:11.313 --> 00:06:13.478 All right, fuck it. Let's do it. 80 00:06:15.207 --> 00:06:17.845 What do we have to lose, right? A weird week? 81 00:06:30.057 --> 00:06:31.364 Gorka? 82 00:06:33.896 --> 00:06:36.501 Stop banging on my window! 83 00:06:38.296 --> 00:06:40.307 Gorka? 84 00:06:42.036 --> 00:06:43.310 Gork. 85 00:06:51.452 --> 00:06:54.178 - I need to talk to you. - What do you need, Leif? 86 00:06:54.213 --> 00:06:56.554 It's about the band and my schedule. It's important. 87 00:06:56.589 --> 00:06:59.656 Ugh. Not now. I'm busy. 88 00:06:59.691 --> 00:07:02.054 - You're not busy. - How do you know? 89 00:07:02.089 --> 00:07:05.365 'Cause I can literally see you with your shirt off laying in bed. 90 00:07:05.400 --> 00:07:08.896 - That's how I know. - That doesn't mean I'm not busy. 91 00:07:08.931 --> 00:07:11.734 - I'm thinking. - It kind of means you're not busy. 92 00:07:11.769 --> 00:07:14.572 This is important, Gorka. Can you please just come out here for a second? 93 00:07:14.607 --> 00:07:17.300 God's sake. Listen, you're ruining my day. 94 00:07:17.335 --> 00:07:20.479 - I was busy. - My mother's dead. 95 00:07:23.946 --> 00:07:26.144 Oh, I'm sorry for your loss. 96 00:07:26.179 --> 00:07:28.047 She may be surrounded by angels. 97 00:07:28.082 --> 00:07:30.280 She might be, but I have some questions about schedule 98 00:07:30.315 --> 00:07:31.523 that I'd like to do now. 99 00:07:33.494 --> 00:07:36.924 - Meet me by the vegetables. - Why can't we just do it now? 100 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:38.629 Hey, and don't bring your asshole dog. 101 00:07:38.664 --> 00:07:41.764 Don't call my dog an asshole, you asshole. 102 00:07:41.799 --> 00:07:45.801 God damn it! What's your problem? 103 00:07:49.642 --> 00:07:53.545 - Are you okay? - Honest to God, close your robe a little bit, man. 104 00:07:53.580 --> 00:07:55.338 - I can see everything. - Fuck, it's so hot. 105 00:07:55.373 --> 00:07:57.142 You know what? Let's have some wine inside. 106 00:07:57.177 --> 00:07:59.111 Hey, Gorka, let me just ask you a scheduling question. 107 00:07:59.146 --> 00:08:01.344 - Come inside. Let's have some wine. - Am I free to leave next week? 108 00:08:01.379 --> 00:08:03.357 Let's have some wine. 109 00:08:04.987 --> 00:08:07.988 - Gorka, can we please? - One second. 110 00:08:10.993 --> 00:08:13.026 Losing a mother is a terrible thing. 111 00:08:13.061 --> 00:08:15.798 Something you'll never forget. 112 00:08:15.833 --> 00:08:18.196 It only happens once in your lifetime. 113 00:08:21.201 --> 00:08:22.706 Yeah, that makes sense. 114 00:08:22.741 --> 00:08:25.643 Hey, can I ask you a scheduling question just... 115 00:08:25.678 --> 00:08:28.371 - Can I say something first? - It's pretty important that I get this out of the way. 116 00:08:28.406 --> 00:08:32.419 Your mother abandoned you as a 12-year-old boy for a cult, didn't she? 117 00:08:34.181 --> 00:08:36.379 She left you to fend for yourself, didn't she? 118 00:08:36.414 --> 00:08:40.383 - Correct. - And then, sure, since you grew up, 119 00:08:40.418 --> 00:08:43.386 she has tried occasionally to come to see a concert and call you, right? 120 00:08:43.421 --> 00:08:46.158 - She has, yeah. - To fix your failed relationship. 121 00:08:46.193 --> 00:08:49.128 I don't know that. I never called her back. 122 00:08:49.163 --> 00:08:51.229 But now she's dead. 123 00:08:51.264 --> 00:08:53.638 But now she's dead. 124 00:08:53.673 --> 00:08:56.102 Well, I do not weep for that woman. 125 00:08:56.137 --> 00:08:59.677 Fuck that woman. Fuck this person, this asshole. 126 00:08:59.712 --> 00:09:03.340 I have zero love for that woman like this, abandoning her child. 127 00:09:03.375 --> 00:09:06.618 - You finished? - I'm finished. 128 00:09:06.653 --> 00:09:09.654 - Okay, so... - Not even animals abandon their childs. 129 00:09:09.689 --> 00:09:10.853 Not even cockroaches. Think about it. 130 00:09:10.888 --> 00:09:12.888 Your mother is worse than a cockroach. 131 00:09:12.923 --> 00:09:15.726 I don't think cockroaches raise their kids. 132 00:09:15.761 --> 00:09:18.993 Don't talk to me about cockroaches because I am very familiar. 133 00:09:19.028 --> 00:09:22.161 They're like a herd. They take care of each other. They're like elephants. 134 00:09:22.196 --> 00:09:24.867 - That is not accurate. - By the way, you're cabin is full of cockroaches. 135 00:09:24.902 --> 00:09:27.430 - We have to take care of that. - Can I please ask my question? 136 00:09:27.465 --> 00:09:31.434 - Yeah, go ahead. - Can I leave for a little bit and miss a rehearsal or two? 137 00:09:31.469 --> 00:09:34.008 I gotta go run up to her cabin up near Yosemite. 138 00:09:34.043 --> 00:09:37.583 - Of course you can. - Great. 139 00:09:37.618 --> 00:09:39.585 'Cause I don't want to lose the band. It's a big priority for me. 140 00:09:39.620 --> 00:09:42.247 - No, no, you can go. - You'll talk to them? 141 00:09:42.282 --> 00:09:45.283 Yeah, I will talk to them, and if a gig comes up, I'll just call you. 142 00:09:46.726 --> 00:09:50.420 - That was it. - You woke me up for that? 143 00:09:50.455 --> 00:09:52.059 Well, I woke you up to tell you my mother died 144 00:09:52.094 --> 00:09:55.293 and ask if I could leave for a week, yes. 145 00:09:55.328 --> 00:09:57.097 All right. Cheers. 146 00:09:57.132 --> 00:10:01.233 - Cheers. - To your dead, shitty, asshole mother. 147 00:10:01.268 --> 00:10:03.741 - Cheers, bud. - Cheers. 148 00:10:07.747 --> 00:10:11.078 - That's actually a really shitty wine, man. - I know. 149 00:10:42.111 --> 00:10:43.979 All right, let's go. 150 00:10:48.249 --> 00:10:49.655 Good girl. 151 00:10:52.286 --> 00:10:53.659 Okay. 152 00:10:53.694 --> 00:10:56.761 ([engine starting) 153 00:10:56.796 --> 00:10:58.994 Leif, hey! 154 00:10:59.029 --> 00:11:01.326 I was thinking about it last night 155 00:11:01.361 --> 00:11:03.867 and you shouldn't be resentful with your mother. 156 00:11:03.902 --> 00:11:07.233 - Twice she came to see you, but you never... - I cannot hear you. 157 00:11:07.268 --> 00:11:09.675 - So maybe you... - Gorka, I cannot hear you. 158 00:11:09.710 --> 00:11:11.908 ...her being a bad mother, you know what I mean? 159 00:11:11.943 --> 00:11:13.778 You said it yourself. 160 00:11:13.813 --> 00:11:16.506 She tried to apologize, but you never gave her the chance. 161 00:11:16.541 --> 00:11:18.882 You can't live with that anger inside. 162 00:11:18.917 --> 00:11:21.478 - You have to forgive. - Okay, thank you. 163 00:11:21.513 --> 00:11:23.557 Will you do that? Do you understand? 164 00:11:26.793 --> 00:11:29.156 Cheers, my friend. All the best. 165 00:12:30.087 --> 00:12:33.055 If my mother's one thing, Nora, it's unpredictable. 166 00:12:33.090 --> 00:12:36.421 This list could be... it could be anything. 167 00:12:36.456 --> 00:12:38.225 I mean, it could take us anywhere. 168 00:12:38.260 --> 00:12:41.426 Anything. I could be taking you literally anywhere 169 00:12:41.461 --> 00:12:42.801 and you don't know. 170 00:12:42.836 --> 00:12:45.232 I wish I had dog brains half the time. 171 00:12:45.267 --> 00:12:48.070 It would make life easier. 172 00:13:20.533 --> 00:13:22.302 All right, come on, kid. Come on. 173 00:13:28.706 --> 00:13:29.782 Wow. 174 00:13:32.710 --> 00:13:35.117 What do you think? 175 00:13:35.152 --> 00:13:36.514 Kind of nice. 176 00:13:41.928 --> 00:13:43.961 Looks like she's still painting. 177 00:13:49.166 --> 00:13:51.331 This is where I got my artistic side. 178 00:13:55.007 --> 00:13:56.336 Nice mustache. 179 00:14:14.554 --> 00:14:17.764 Yeah, nunchucks. 180 00:14:40.283 --> 00:14:42.745 Look at that little shit. 181 00:14:42.780 --> 00:14:44.615 Little bongo man. 182 00:14:52.229 --> 00:14:53.800 Look at that. 183 00:15:01.403 --> 00:15:04.404 Okay, let's share our last joint. 184 00:15:32.071 --> 00:15:33.268 I don't know. 185 00:15:36.075 --> 00:15:39.846 That was my dog growing up. He didn't have a name. 186 00:15:39.881 --> 00:15:43.014 Honey believed that animals shouldn't be named, 187 00:15:43.049 --> 00:15:46.083 but apparently she was okay with them wearing wigs. 188 00:15:48.054 --> 00:15:51.286 Makes no sense to me, that woman. 189 00:16:08.470 --> 00:16:10.107 All right. 190 00:16:21.582 --> 00:16:24.385 Honey, what the fuck? 191 00:16:27.489 --> 00:16:29.324 Oh, shit. 192 00:16:45.342 --> 00:16:46.913 Ooh. 193 00:16:59.488 --> 00:17:02.786 Oh, why so many cabinets? 194 00:17:02.821 --> 00:17:05.723 Aah! Jesus. 195 00:17:20.542 --> 00:17:24.709 - Hello? - Who the fuck is this? 196 00:17:24.744 --> 00:17:27.712 - Excuse me? - Who the fuck is this? 197 00:17:27.747 --> 00:17:30.121 I'm sorry. Are you looking for Honey? 198 00:17:30.156 --> 00:17:33.355 No, this is between you and me now, sugar dick. 199 00:17:33.390 --> 00:17:35.357 You're just a piece of ass, do you understand that? 200 00:17:35.392 --> 00:17:36.919 Did you just call me a sugar dick? 201 00:17:36.954 --> 00:17:38.525 Yeah, that's all you are. 202 00:17:38.560 --> 00:17:40.923 You are just a piece of candy ass. 203 00:17:40.958 --> 00:17:43.134 I'm a... I'm a candy ass? 204 00:17:43.169 --> 00:17:45.928 - Well, thank you for that, sir. - Yeah, yeah. 205 00:17:45.963 --> 00:17:47.534 Thank you for calling me a candy ass. 206 00:17:47.569 --> 00:17:50.207 You are nothing more than a fuck boy! 207 00:17:50.242 --> 00:17:53.375 Fuck boy? Wow. Okay, great. 208 00:17:53.410 --> 00:17:55.212 - You think this is funny? - Kinda. 209 00:17:55.247 --> 00:17:57.379 All right, well, let's see how long you're laughing. 210 00:17:57.414 --> 00:17:59.150 I didn't mean to laugh. 211 00:17:59.185 --> 00:18:02.219 It's just I haven't been called a fuck boy in, well, ever. 212 00:18:02.254 --> 00:18:05.992 Ha-ha-ha. I promise you do not want to go to war with me, young ass. 213 00:18:06.027 --> 00:18:09.226 - Okay, man, who is this? - I'm coming for you, fuck boy! 214 00:18:30.007 --> 00:18:31.611 Of course. 215 00:18:50.027 --> 00:18:52.995 I'm too stoned for this. 216 00:18:53.030 --> 00:18:55.272 Yeah, sugar dick needs to sober up. 217 00:18:57.111 --> 00:19:00.046 Nora, let's go check out upstairs. 218 00:19:08.848 --> 00:19:11.651 Nora, please. It's too loud. 219 00:19:21.498 --> 00:19:24.829 You awake? Psst. 220 00:19:24.864 --> 00:19:28.833 Can't sleep 'cause it's a weird new place? 221 00:19:33.873 --> 00:19:35.675 You awake? 222 00:19:38.075 --> 00:19:40.812 Should we just go to the van, get you some sleep? 223 00:19:40.847 --> 00:19:43.045 Yeah, let's go to the van for you. 224 00:19:43.080 --> 00:19:45.355 I think you'll be more comfortable there. 225 00:19:45.390 --> 00:19:47.489 All right. 226 00:19:49.053 --> 00:19:50.393 This is better, huh? 227 00:19:54.025 --> 00:19:56.366 Good night, Nora. 228 00:19:56.401 --> 00:19:59.666 Tomorrow, we do the list, okay? 229 00:19:59.701 --> 00:20:01.668 And we get a cabin. 230 00:20:32.272 --> 00:20:36.637 Hi, Leif. Hi. Hi. 231 00:20:36.672 --> 00:20:39.442 Wow, look at me talking to you even though I'm dead. 232 00:20:39.477 --> 00:20:42.445 That's trippy, right? 233 00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:44.711 You probably thought you were finally rid of me, didn't you? 234 00:20:44.746 --> 00:20:46.977 Well, afraid not. 235 00:20:47.012 --> 00:20:49.012 See, energy cannot be destroyed, 236 00:20:49.047 --> 00:20:53.357 so I'm still here spiritually in this room 237 00:20:53.392 --> 00:20:56.393 watching you watch me. 238 00:20:56.428 --> 00:20:58.593 I'm right there. 239 00:20:58.628 --> 00:21:02.630 I'm right behind you. Boo! 240 00:21:06.669 --> 00:21:08.438 Oh, that was a good one. I got you. 241 00:21:08.473 --> 00:21:10.770 - Nope. - I got you, I know. Yeah, I did. 242 00:21:10.805 --> 00:21:16.578 Oh, okay. Well, this is the deal. 243 00:21:16.613 --> 00:21:18.943 Um, I made this video. 244 00:21:18.978 --> 00:21:21.418 Uh, I'm doing this... 245 00:21:21.453 --> 00:21:24.949 well, I know... 246 00:21:24.984 --> 00:21:30.592 I wasn't the mother that you wished I'd been. 247 00:21:30.627 --> 00:21:33.760 And I... I didn't fulfill my motherly responsibilities. 248 00:21:33.795 --> 00:21:37.962 I did not teach you enough stuff, and now I'm dead. 249 00:21:37.997 --> 00:21:43.770 So, I'm going to make this list 250 00:21:43.805 --> 00:21:48.412 of all the things that are so important that I know, 251 00:21:48.447 --> 00:21:52.647 and I'm gonna pass it on to you with this video. 252 00:21:55.289 --> 00:21:58.686 Yeah, so, 253 00:21:58.721 --> 00:22:03.988 face me and say, 254 00:22:04.023 --> 00:22:06.188 "Honey, 255 00:22:06.223 --> 00:22:10.566 I promise that I will do my best to do this list." 256 00:22:11.998 --> 00:22:14.999 I will do the list, Honey. 257 00:22:15.034 --> 00:22:16.836 I'll try my hardest. 258 00:22:22.041 --> 00:22:24.074 Come on, say it for your mom. 259 00:22:24.109 --> 00:22:27.044 - I'll wait. - Just did it. 260 00:22:27.079 --> 00:22:29.717 Don't be shy. I can wait. 261 00:22:29.752 --> 00:22:32.324 I can wait all night. I'm dead. I'm not going anywhere. 262 00:22:32.359 --> 00:22:35.327 Your gaps aren't working. I did it the first time. 263 00:22:37.089 --> 00:22:38.660 Good boy. Okay. 264 00:22:38.695 --> 00:22:44.468 So, number one is called 265 00:22:44.503 --> 00:22:46.272 express yourself. 266 00:22:46.307 --> 00:22:49.836 Take the envelope and go into the garage 267 00:22:49.871 --> 00:22:52.674 and get the green boat, which is pretty heavy. 268 00:22:52.709 --> 00:22:55.842 But, you know, what's success without a bit of struggle? 269 00:22:55.877 --> 00:22:59.043 And then you open the envelope 270 00:22:59.078 --> 00:23:00.748 and there's more instructions. 271 00:23:00.783 --> 00:23:03.113 That's kind of fun, right? 272 00:23:03.148 --> 00:23:06.754 Good. That's it. Stop the tape. 273 00:23:06.789 --> 00:23:10.692 Are you lingering? Don't... don't linger. 274 00:23:10.727 --> 00:23:12.221 You have to do these one at a time. 275 00:23:12.256 --> 00:23:15.499 Please stop the tape. Stop it, please. 276 00:23:15.534 --> 00:23:18.898 - I fucking tried so hard to get this all set up. - Okay, okay. Shut up. 277 00:23:20.066 --> 00:23:21.505 Oh, my God. 278 00:23:37.985 --> 00:23:41.459 Oh. Oh, is that heavy. 279 00:23:41.494 --> 00:23:43.890 Oh, fuck me. 280 00:23:43.925 --> 00:23:46.189 I hate you, Honey. 281 00:23:46.224 --> 00:23:47.960 Okay. 282 00:23:51.328 --> 00:23:54.098 Okay. Okay. 283 00:23:55.134 --> 00:23:56.639 Let's see what I'm doing. 284 00:23:57.939 --> 00:24:01.039 All right, first. 285 00:24:01.074 --> 00:24:06.352 "Talk about your feelings about me and my death." 286 00:24:07.344 --> 00:24:09.080 You gotta be kidding me. 287 00:24:09.115 --> 00:24:10.752 I didn't have to bring a fucking boat 288 00:24:10.787 --> 00:24:12.787 down to the lake for that. 289 00:24:12.822 --> 00:24:17.121 "You hold too much inside. It's like poison." 290 00:24:17.156 --> 00:24:20.531 Okay. Do you want to know how I feel about your death? 291 00:24:20.566 --> 00:24:23.325 Nothing. 292 00:24:23.360 --> 00:24:24.931 I know I should feel sad, but I don't. 293 00:24:24.966 --> 00:24:26.933 I feel nothing. 294 00:24:26.968 --> 00:24:31.333 So, sorry, but, uh, 295 00:24:31.368 --> 00:24:33.302 we didn't know each other enough. 296 00:24:33.337 --> 00:24:37.273 Watch me. 297 00:24:37.308 --> 00:24:41.310 Good. Then row to the other side of the lake, 298 00:24:41.345 --> 00:24:43.312 and while you're rowing, 299 00:24:43.347 --> 00:24:45.589 enjoy the water. 300 00:24:45.624 --> 00:24:47.756 Feel its energy. 301 00:24:47.791 --> 00:24:49.560 I did this journey daily for years. 302 00:24:49.595 --> 00:24:51.958 It was one of my escapes. 303 00:24:51.993 --> 00:24:56.358 In the middle of the lake, I allowed myself to miss you 304 00:24:56.393 --> 00:24:58.569 and to think about regrets. 305 00:24:58.604 --> 00:25:00.362 You can do it, too, if you want. 306 00:25:00.397 --> 00:25:02.166 I mean, we all have regrets, Leif. 307 00:25:02.201 --> 00:25:04.366 It's normal. 308 00:25:04.401 --> 00:25:07.578 Now, your next task. 309 00:25:07.613 --> 00:25:09.371 You're looking for a house 310 00:25:09.406 --> 00:25:12.847 that's brown with a green roof. 311 00:25:12.882 --> 00:25:14.618 It's really easy to find. 312 00:25:14.653 --> 00:25:16.345 You can't miss it unless you're super high. 313 00:25:20.021 --> 00:25:21.988 Okay. 314 00:25:22.023 --> 00:25:23.528 Use the key provided... 315 00:25:32.539 --> 00:25:36.200 ...then drop the envelope marked "C" on the pillow 316 00:25:36.235 --> 00:25:39.643 in the back bedroom, 317 00:25:39.678 --> 00:25:42.206 and then get your ass out of there. 318 00:25:56.057 --> 00:25:57.056 Easy enough. 319 00:26:17.309 --> 00:26:20.981 "Hey, dipshit! I owe you nothing, you rat fuck!" 320 00:26:23.216 --> 00:26:25.051 All right, what am I doing? 321 00:26:25.086 --> 00:26:27.691 This is insane. Okay. 322 00:26:27.726 --> 00:26:29.088 All right, let's go. 323 00:27:45.529 --> 00:27:48.332 Fuck! 324 00:27:48.367 --> 00:27:50.367 Congratulations. You did it. 325 00:27:50.402 --> 00:27:52.270 Congrats? I could have been killed. 326 00:27:52.305 --> 00:27:54.778 You went to the lake and you expressed yourself 327 00:27:54.813 --> 00:27:57.781 and you took all that toxic energy and you got rid of it, 328 00:27:57.816 --> 00:27:59.981 because if you don't, that's gonna kill you. 329 00:28:00.016 --> 00:28:02.753 I am so happy for you. I am so happy for you. 330 00:28:02.788 --> 00:28:05.349 I'm happy for me, too. That's great. 331 00:28:05.384 --> 00:28:08.792 In terms of breaking into the guy's house, okay, 332 00:28:08.827 --> 00:28:12.554 um, well, 333 00:28:12.589 --> 00:28:14.798 I can't say that that was a lesson. 334 00:28:14.833 --> 00:28:18.362 Uh, honestly, he was just an ass and it needed to be done, 335 00:28:18.397 --> 00:28:20.738 and you did your mom a solid, so thank you. 336 00:28:20.773 --> 00:28:22.168 Oh, for fuck's sake. 337 00:28:22.203 --> 00:28:24.170 Okay, so now I can go on to two. 338 00:28:24.205 --> 00:28:27.008 You're gonna like this one. 339 00:28:27.043 --> 00:28:30.077 Love is important. 340 00:28:30.112 --> 00:28:32.541 Now, I've Googled you and I know that you don't 341 00:28:32.576 --> 00:28:35.181 have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, 342 00:28:35.216 --> 00:28:39.020 so I want you to call the one who got away 343 00:28:39.055 --> 00:28:41.792 and say you're sorry. 344 00:28:41.827 --> 00:28:45.554 Oh, you know who that is. I don't have to tell you. 345 00:28:45.589 --> 00:28:47.831 You know, you hold too many grudges, sweetheart. 346 00:28:47.866 --> 00:28:49.591 I mean, if somebody hurts your feelings, you're just... 347 00:28:49.626 --> 00:28:51.593 you just write them off. They're done, that's it. 348 00:28:51.628 --> 00:28:54.035 Gone. 349 00:28:54.070 --> 00:28:58.534 So go ahead, do it now. Make the call. 350 00:28:58.569 --> 00:29:02.406 All right. All right. I'll call an ex-girlfriend. 351 00:29:02.441 --> 00:29:04.210 This one's easy. 352 00:29:07.446 --> 00:29:08.445 I'm definitely not calling Marnie. 353 00:29:08.480 --> 00:29:10.216 She's insane. 354 00:29:10.251 --> 00:29:12.086 I'm not calling Ayako. 355 00:29:12.121 --> 00:29:13.857 Stephanie's not the one that got away. 356 00:29:13.892 --> 00:29:18.224 Stephanie's the one I can't get rid of. 357 00:29:18.259 --> 00:29:22.063 Not Judy, that's for sure. 358 00:29:22.098 --> 00:29:26.232 Could it be Lindsey? Did Lindsey get away? No. 359 00:29:26.267 --> 00:29:28.630 Lindsey's dad was cool. 360 00:29:28.665 --> 00:29:31.237 We used to go fishing. He was fun. 361 00:29:31.272 --> 00:29:33.470 Maybe her dad's the one that got away. 362 00:29:36.112 --> 00:29:39.278 But I guess it could be Audrey. 363 00:29:39.313 --> 00:29:42.248 Yeah, maybe it's Audrey, Nora. 364 00:29:42.283 --> 00:29:44.789 Maybe Audrey got away. 365 00:29:44.824 --> 00:29:48.727 At least she'll be funny about it, right? 366 00:29:48.762 --> 00:29:50.652 Sorry that, uh... 367 00:29:50.687 --> 00:29:52.654 and then, um, I hope if I... 368 00:29:52.689 --> 00:29:54.095 yeah, that you forgive me 369 00:29:54.130 --> 00:29:56.460 and I don't want any hard feelings. 370 00:29:56.495 --> 00:29:59.661 So, I just, you know... 371 00:29:59.696 --> 00:30:01.300 I think you're a cool person. 372 00:30:10.146 --> 00:30:13.917 - Hello? - Hey, is that Audrey? 373 00:30:13.952 --> 00:30:17.723 - Yeah. Who's this? - Hey, Audrey. It's Leif. 374 00:30:21.157 --> 00:30:22.959 Um, old on a sec. 375 00:30:27.724 --> 00:30:29.196 Hi, I'm sorry. Who did you say this was? 376 00:30:29.231 --> 00:30:32.936 Oh, yeah, it's Leif. 377 00:30:32.971 --> 00:30:34.498 - Leif. - Yeah, Leif. 378 00:30:34.533 --> 00:30:36.368 Sorry, is that a name or a word? 379 00:30:36.403 --> 00:30:38.909 Do you not remem... 380 00:30:38.944 --> 00:30:40.504 Audrey, it's Leif Reinhold. 381 00:30:40.539 --> 00:30:44.706 We dated for about three years. 382 00:30:44.741 --> 00:30:48.314 Right, of course. And when was that? 383 00:30:48.349 --> 00:30:50.822 How many people have you dated named Leif? 384 00:30:50.857 --> 00:30:52.824 Shoot. You know what? Here's what we should do. 385 00:30:52.859 --> 00:30:55.321 Why don't you give me your phone number, I'll write it down, 386 00:30:55.356 --> 00:30:58.159 and then if I can remember who you are, 387 00:30:58.194 --> 00:31:00.425 I'll just give you a call back. 388 00:31:00.460 --> 00:31:04.935 Uh, yeah, fine. 389 00:31:04.970 --> 00:31:10.534 - It's 323-44... - Ooh! 390 00:31:10.569 --> 00:31:12.976 You started giving me your number 391 00:31:13.011 --> 00:31:14.340 - because you thought I couldn't remember you. - Nice. Well done. 392 00:31:14.375 --> 00:31:18.344 - You total asshole. - You're so dumb, Leif. 393 00:31:18.379 --> 00:31:22.744 Oh, buddy. How are you, bud? I haven't seen you forever. 394 00:31:22.779 --> 00:31:26.957 Good. You know, apart from the heart attack you gave me, I'm good. 395 00:31:26.992 --> 00:31:32.963 - How are you? - Let's see. How am I the last eight years? 396 00:31:32.998 --> 00:31:36.263 - I'm good. - Let's go with good. Well, good. 397 00:31:36.298 --> 00:31:39.563 - How are you? - I'm, uh... well, I mean, yeah, good. 398 00:31:39.598 --> 00:31:43.204 besides, um, my... 399 00:31:43.239 --> 00:31:45.811 um, my mother died. 400 00:31:47.804 --> 00:31:51.575 - Huh. - Yeah, she had cancer, so... 401 00:31:51.610 --> 00:31:54.380 Is that a... is that a good thing? 402 00:31:54.415 --> 00:31:57.020 Is that a good thing that my mom died? 403 00:31:57.055 --> 00:31:59.781 No, hold on. I mean, like, because you didn't really like her. 404 00:31:59.816 --> 00:32:01.992 - You kind of hated her, right? - No, I didn't kind of hate her. 405 00:32:02.027 --> 00:32:03.389 I just didn't know her. 406 00:32:03.424 --> 00:32:04.786 You guys didn't really get along. 407 00:32:04.821 --> 00:32:06.590 No, I did not hate my mother. 408 00:32:06.625 --> 00:32:10.836 You kind of had, like, weird mommy issues with her. 409 00:32:10.871 --> 00:32:14.235 I did not have mommy issues. 410 00:32:14.270 --> 00:32:16.908 I'm so glad I called you. This has been wonderful. 411 00:32:16.943 --> 00:32:20.802 Okay, so why are you calling me? 412 00:32:20.837 --> 00:32:23.244 Do you need money or something? I don't have money. 413 00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:24.740 Call the next person on your list. 414 00:32:24.775 --> 00:32:27.248 I don't need money. 415 00:32:27.283 --> 00:32:29.646 When my mom died, she left me her cabin, 416 00:32:29.681 --> 00:32:33.353 but she did this thing that's annoying 417 00:32:33.388 --> 00:32:35.025 but it's a conditional inheritance. 418 00:32:35.060 --> 00:32:36.818 I have to do this to-do list 419 00:32:36.853 --> 00:32:38.820 she put together in order to get it. 420 00:32:38.855 --> 00:32:40.624 Wait, so she's like, I love you, 421 00:32:40.659 --> 00:32:42.824 but my love is conditional on whether or not 422 00:32:42.859 --> 00:32:44.364 you can complete these tasks? 423 00:32:44.399 --> 00:32:47.268 - Yeah, it's exactly that. - Oof. Okay. 424 00:32:47.303 --> 00:32:48.830 So what are the tasks? 425 00:32:48.865 --> 00:32:52.438 Well, one of the tasks is to... 426 00:32:52.473 --> 00:32:56.079 is to the call the one that got away and say... 427 00:32:56.114 --> 00:32:57.113 and say sorry. 428 00:32:57.148 --> 00:33:01.051 So why are you calling me? 429 00:33:01.086 --> 00:33:03.647 Oh! Wait a second. Hold on. 430 00:33:03.682 --> 00:33:05.847 Am I the one that got away, Leif? 431 00:33:05.882 --> 00:33:09.653 I mean, you might be. The early 2000s are a total blur. 432 00:33:09.688 --> 00:33:12.293 Here's what I do know. I still have your phone number. 433 00:33:12.328 --> 00:33:13.789 Wow. God. 434 00:33:13.824 --> 00:33:18.464 That is so romantic and so weird, but... 435 00:33:18.499 --> 00:33:20.664 Good. Well, I'm glad it's nice. 436 00:33:20.699 --> 00:33:22.864 I don't know. I kind of like it. 437 00:33:22.899 --> 00:33:24.305 So how are you doing with all this? 438 00:33:24.340 --> 00:33:26.802 With the death and everything? 439 00:33:26.837 --> 00:33:28.672 Oh, uh, you know, 440 00:33:28.707 --> 00:33:30.674 honestly, I'm not feeling much of anything. 441 00:33:30.709 --> 00:33:35.316 I'm... I didn't call you to, you know... how are you doing? 442 00:33:35.351 --> 00:33:37.879 With your mom's death? I mean, I'm okay. 443 00:33:37.914 --> 00:33:39.188 I didn't know her that well either. 444 00:33:39.223 --> 00:33:41.520 No, you asshole. With your life. 445 00:33:41.555 --> 00:33:44.886 In my life. Hmm. 446 00:33:44.921 --> 00:33:46.855 I'm fine. 447 00:33:46.890 --> 00:33:52.498 Fine. Fine. Well, I don't know, are you married? 448 00:33:52.533 --> 00:33:53.532 Single? 449 00:33:53.567 --> 00:33:55.501 Working? 450 00:33:55.536 --> 00:33:57.899 Traveling with the circus? 451 00:33:57.934 --> 00:33:59.901 My boyfriend and I just split up, 452 00:33:59.936 --> 00:34:01.903 so I'm dealing with break-up stuff, 453 00:34:01.938 --> 00:34:03.740 and, you know, break up stuff is not fun. 454 00:34:03.775 --> 00:34:06.908 Well, what happened? 455 00:34:06.943 --> 00:34:08.910 Let's just be girlfriends and gab about it. 456 00:34:08.945 --> 00:34:11.913 It's complicated. I don't want to talk about it. It's dumb. 457 00:34:11.948 --> 00:34:14.718 - It's nothing. - I just told you my mother died. 458 00:34:14.753 --> 00:34:17.127 - You owe me something. - Okay. That's a good point. 459 00:34:17.162 --> 00:34:21.527 It's just that it's boring and you're going to judge me for it. 460 00:34:21.562 --> 00:34:26.532 I am alone in my dead mother's cabin feeling nothing. 461 00:34:26.567 --> 00:34:29.931 - I would love to judge you. - Okay. You know what? 462 00:34:29.966 --> 00:34:33.374 Let me, um... let me just call you back in, like, ten minutes. 463 00:34:33.409 --> 00:34:36.146 - Are you around? - Yeah, yeah. Of course, yeah. 464 00:34:36.181 --> 00:34:38.775 - Great. Okay, bye. - Bye, Leif. 465 00:34:47.588 --> 00:34:49.291 She's great, right? That's Audrey. 466 00:34:51.130 --> 00:34:52.954 She's going to call back. I'm going to take a quick shower. 467 00:34:52.989 --> 00:34:55.099 I don't want... yeah, I'm going to take a shower. 468 00:35:04.803 --> 00:35:07.804 Coming! Coming! 469 00:35:11.612 --> 00:35:12.611 Hello. 470 00:35:12.646 --> 00:35:14.976 Why are you out of breath? 471 00:35:15.011 --> 00:35:16.582 Oh, I just got out of the shower. 472 00:35:16.617 --> 00:35:18.188 I had to run downstairs. 473 00:35:18.223 --> 00:35:20.421 You took a shower? Why? 474 00:35:20.456 --> 00:35:21.983 I realized while we were talking 475 00:35:22.018 --> 00:35:23.226 I hadn't showered in a little bit, 476 00:35:23.261 --> 00:35:24.986 so I thought I'd take a shower. 477 00:35:25.021 --> 00:35:27.593 You do know that I can't smell you over the phone, right? 478 00:35:27.628 --> 00:35:29.859 Right, well, I wasn't willing to take any chances. 479 00:35:29.894 --> 00:35:32.796 Why? Did you not take a shower since the last time we talked? 480 00:35:32.831 --> 00:35:36.338 Since we hung up ten minutes ago? No, I didn't take a shower. 481 00:35:36.373 --> 00:35:40.606 Gross. All right, so tell me about this guy. 482 00:35:40.641 --> 00:35:42.443 I'm dying to judge you. 483 00:35:42.478 --> 00:35:44.511 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 484 00:35:44.546 --> 00:35:47.613 Let's change the subject. Tell me what you're up to. 485 00:35:47.648 --> 00:35:49.153 What's going on in your life? 486 00:35:49.188 --> 00:35:52.750 Uh, yeah, I mean, I'm still making music. 487 00:35:52.785 --> 00:35:57.018 I'm in a band right now with some super talented kid. It's called Restaurant. 488 00:35:57.053 --> 00:35:59.625 - We've actually just finished touring Asia. - Hold on now. 489 00:35:59.660 --> 00:36:03.024 Did you just say you're in a band called Restaurant, sir? 490 00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:06.467 Yeah, I'm in a band called Restaurant. 491 00:36:06.502 --> 00:36:08.139 That's not good. 492 00:36:08.174 --> 00:36:10.031 Really, it's such a talented group 493 00:36:10.066 --> 00:36:11.835 of smart musicians, and I think... 494 00:36:14.675 --> 00:36:17.478 Audrey? Audrey, are you drilling? 495 00:36:17.513 --> 00:36:19.711 There's all of a sudden a really weird sound. 496 00:36:19.746 --> 00:36:22.846 No. Sorry, sorry. I'm making soup. 497 00:36:22.881 --> 00:36:25.849 I'm just... I thought it would be quieter. Sorry. 498 00:36:25.884 --> 00:36:28.049 Did you just start when I started talking? 499 00:36:28.084 --> 00:36:29.655 No, you're right. I'm sorry. 500 00:36:29.690 --> 00:36:31.657 Tell me more about your band. 501 00:36:31.692 --> 00:36:34.627 Uh, yeah. These kids are so good. 502 00:36:34.662 --> 00:36:37.300 I feel like we could hit a pop song or two, 503 00:36:37.335 --> 00:36:40.270 and I really... I feel like... 504 00:36:40.305 --> 00:36:43.669 - Hey! Audrey! - Hee-hee. 505 00:36:43.704 --> 00:36:47.068 I'm not falling for it. I'm not falling for it again. 506 00:36:47.103 --> 00:36:49.279 Okay, will you just wait while I make this soup 507 00:36:49.314 --> 00:36:50.874 and then we can really talk? 508 00:36:50.909 --> 00:36:52.876 You want me to wait while you make soup. 509 00:36:52.911 --> 00:36:55.516 Just wait. What else are you doing? 510 00:36:55.551 --> 00:36:57.078 Fine, go make your soup. 511 00:36:57.113 --> 00:36:58.882 But I am telling you about my band 512 00:36:58.917 --> 00:37:00.686 and my hopes and my dreams later, 513 00:37:00.721 --> 00:37:02.127 and you are going to pretend to care. 514 00:37:02.162 --> 00:37:05.526 - Okay, great. - I'm hanging up. 515 00:37:05.561 --> 00:37:07.891 - I'm not going to wait. - Leif? 516 00:37:07.926 --> 00:37:09.695 - Call me back. - Leif, stop talking. 517 00:37:09.730 --> 00:37:11.301 Listen, I'm going to just hang up 518 00:37:11.336 --> 00:37:12.335 and I'll call you back, okay? 519 00:37:12.370 --> 00:37:13.336 That's what I just said. 520 00:37:13.371 --> 00:37:17.637 - Bye. - Bye. 521 00:37:19.938 --> 00:37:22.873 Okay, the next task is called 522 00:37:22.908 --> 00:37:27.185 eat what you kill. 523 00:37:27.220 --> 00:37:30.716 Now, you have to know 524 00:37:30.751 --> 00:37:35.358 how to survive on your own in the wild. 525 00:37:35.393 --> 00:37:38.559 You have to know how to fight for what you care about, 526 00:37:38.594 --> 00:37:41.364 - how to be passionate about what you love... - This is insane. 527 00:37:41.399 --> 00:37:44.730 ...how to stand up to get what you want, 528 00:37:44.765 --> 00:37:46.094 make it known. 529 00:37:46.129 --> 00:37:50.131 Be the predator, not the prey. 530 00:37:50.166 --> 00:37:52.738 Go catch a fish with your hands. 531 00:37:52.773 --> 00:37:54.575 You know, throw a rock on its head. 532 00:37:54.610 --> 00:37:56.940 Be part of the natural world. 533 00:39:34.479 --> 00:39:36.281 She's insane. 534 00:39:36.316 --> 00:39:38.041 Your mother is a crazy person. 535 00:39:38.076 --> 00:39:40.846 - Yep. - Aren't you supposed to be, like, 536 00:39:40.881 --> 00:39:42.881 apologizing to me or something? 537 00:39:42.916 --> 00:39:45.950 Right. I actually kind of forgot. 538 00:39:45.985 --> 00:39:49.525 Right. So, when are you going to do it? 539 00:39:49.560 --> 00:39:53.056 Well, it can happen now. Should I do it now? 540 00:39:53.091 --> 00:39:55.432 Yeah. Let's do it. Get it over with. 541 00:39:55.467 --> 00:40:01.262 Okay. Audrey, I'm sorry. 542 00:40:01.297 --> 00:40:06.377 - For what? - Um, I'm sorry for breaking your heart? 543 00:40:06.412 --> 00:40:09.875 - No, you didn't break my heart. - I don't know. 544 00:40:09.910 --> 00:40:13.274 My mommy's making me do it and I have major mommy issues. 545 00:40:13.309 --> 00:40:15.243 Okay, you happy now? Do I get her cabin? 546 00:40:15.278 --> 00:40:18.246 Aww, that's not a good apology. Come on. 547 00:40:18.281 --> 00:40:21.084 All right, well, here's the truth. 548 00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:27.090 Um, I'm sorry if I didn't, you know, fight for us 549 00:40:27.125 --> 00:40:31.292 because honestly you're the smartest 550 00:40:31.327 --> 00:40:34.097 and the funniest and the sexiest person I've ever dated 551 00:40:34.132 --> 00:40:38.541 and I'm sorry I fucked it up. 552 00:40:38.576 --> 00:40:39.773 You are? 553 00:40:41.942 --> 00:40:44.305 Yeah. If I could do it again, 554 00:40:44.340 --> 00:40:48.210 I would've done it differently. 555 00:40:48.245 --> 00:40:52.918 So, what? You get your mom's cabin now? 556 00:40:52.953 --> 00:40:57.318 Well, no. I have to do the rest of her list, 557 00:40:57.353 --> 00:40:58.924 but then I get her cabin, yeah. 558 00:40:58.959 --> 00:41:00.761 Wait, what do I get out of this? 559 00:41:00.796 --> 00:41:03.324 - Do I get anything? - No, you don't get anything. 560 00:41:03.359 --> 00:41:05.766 - Wait a sec... - You get the apology. 561 00:41:05.801 --> 00:41:08.505 You got a raw deal. You got screwed. I'm sorry for that. 562 00:41:08.540 --> 00:41:12.410 - That sucks. - It's really not fair. It's a really raw deal. 563 00:41:12.445 --> 00:41:16.139 - I'm kind of drunk. - Yeah, actually. 564 00:41:16.174 --> 00:41:19.549 Speaking of, me, too. 565 00:41:19.584 --> 00:41:21.782 I'm not going to have phone sex with you. 566 00:41:21.817 --> 00:41:24.345 - Excuse me? - I'm not going to have phone sex with you. 567 00:41:24.380 --> 00:41:26.655 That's a weird turn. Who said anything about phone sex? 568 00:41:26.690 --> 00:41:30.186 Well, I'm just saying if that's why you called me, I'm not doing that. 569 00:41:30.221 --> 00:41:31.957 That is not why I called. 570 00:41:31.992 --> 00:41:34.322 You're the one who keeps talking about phone sex. 571 00:41:34.357 --> 00:41:38.095 Okay, well, tell me that you're not thinking about it. 572 00:41:38.130 --> 00:41:41.362 Well, I am thinking about it now because you brought it up, 573 00:41:41.397 --> 00:41:44.508 but I promise I wasn't thinking about it before. 574 00:41:44.543 --> 00:41:47.104 So, should we do it? 575 00:41:47.139 --> 00:41:48.809 Okay, fuck it. Let's do it. 576 00:41:48.844 --> 00:41:51.174 But I want to say right off the bat, 577 00:41:51.209 --> 00:41:53.374 I don't think we're going to be good at it. 578 00:41:53.409 --> 00:41:55.178 I think it's going to be a little bit embarrassing. 579 00:41:55.213 --> 00:41:57.180 This was never really our vibe. 580 00:41:57.215 --> 00:42:01.217 Okay, well, since I've been with you, I've been with many a man. 581 00:42:01.252 --> 00:42:03.384 - Weird brag. - What I mean is, 582 00:42:03.419 --> 00:42:06.090 I have gotten really good at phone sex. 583 00:42:06.125 --> 00:42:09.830 All right. Um, who goes first? 584 00:42:09.865 --> 00:42:11.898 How do you start phone sex? 585 00:42:14.430 --> 00:42:17.200 Um, okay. 586 00:42:17.235 --> 00:42:19.675 What am I wearing? 587 00:42:19.710 --> 00:42:22.645 I don't know. Probably a pair of underpants. 588 00:42:22.680 --> 00:42:24.405 Okay, let's not call them underpants. 589 00:42:24.440 --> 00:42:25.681 That's not sexy at all. 590 00:42:25.716 --> 00:42:29.718 Okay, what are you wearing? 591 00:42:32.250 --> 00:42:35.317 - I'd rather not say. - Just say it. 592 00:42:35.352 --> 00:42:37.627 I'm wearing my favorite pair of overalls. 593 00:42:37.662 --> 00:42:39.420 No. No, no, no, no. No. 594 00:42:39.455 --> 00:42:40.663 Leif, come on. 595 00:42:40.698 --> 00:42:43.028 I still wear the same overalls 596 00:42:43.063 --> 00:42:44.502 that I wore when we were together. 597 00:42:44.537 --> 00:42:47.032 Okay, don't say overalls. You're ruining it. 598 00:42:47.067 --> 00:42:49.232 Okay, okay. I'm wearing pants. 599 00:42:49.267 --> 00:42:50.937 Oh, you're so bad at this. 600 00:42:50.972 --> 00:42:56.844 Okay, I'm lying down now. Are you touching me? 601 00:42:56.879 --> 00:42:58.879 Yes, I am. Very softly. 602 00:42:58.914 --> 00:43:00.683 So soft, you could barely feel me. 603 00:43:00.718 --> 00:43:03.246 - No, rough. - Rough, that's exactly what I was saying. 604 00:43:03.281 --> 00:43:06.590 I started soft, but then I went so rough, like an animal. 605 00:43:06.625 --> 00:43:11.221 Okay, um, why don't you take your pants off? 606 00:43:11.256 --> 00:43:14.257 You mean my overalls? Because it is a whole thing to take these off. 607 00:43:14.292 --> 00:43:16.061 Stop saying overalls. 608 00:43:16.096 --> 00:43:17.392 Unless they're like... 609 00:43:17.427 --> 00:43:19.262 are they like fireman overalls or something? 610 00:43:19.297 --> 00:43:22.265 Yeah, they're... they're exactly like firemen. 611 00:43:22.300 --> 00:43:23.805 Well, I can tell you're lying, 612 00:43:23.840 --> 00:43:25.708 so I want you to just take your pants off. 613 00:43:25.743 --> 00:43:27.468 Now. Ready, go. 614 00:43:27.503 --> 00:43:30.713 You're the boss. 615 00:43:30.748 --> 00:43:32.275 Do I narrate it or just do it 616 00:43:32.310 --> 00:43:33.914 and then come back and talk to you? 617 00:43:33.949 --> 00:43:36.719 - Leif, come on. - I'm just going to start. 618 00:43:36.754 --> 00:43:38.248 The shirt's coming off. 619 00:43:38.283 --> 00:43:42.285 Okay? Give me one second. 620 00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:43.660 Well, are you taking your pants off? 621 00:43:43.695 --> 00:43:45.596 I can hit it. Fucking one-button, man. 622 00:43:45.631 --> 00:43:48.324 Wait. 623 00:43:49.327 --> 00:43:50.766 Wait. 624 00:43:53.331 --> 00:43:56.299 I'm totally naked. 625 00:43:56.334 --> 00:44:01.304 I am rubbing you down hard. 626 00:44:01.339 --> 00:44:04.109 You're covered in oil. 627 00:44:04.144 --> 00:44:08.311 I just got off a shift and I'm a fucking fireman. 628 00:44:14.352 --> 00:44:17.859 - Audrey? - Leif, did you just fucking hang up on me? 629 00:44:17.894 --> 00:44:21.764 Fully accidental if I did. My phone dropped. 630 00:44:21.799 --> 00:44:23.832 Did you hear anything about the fireman thing? 631 00:44:23.867 --> 00:44:27.165 I'm going to go do this by myself. 632 00:44:27.200 --> 00:44:29.530 - It's over? - It's over. 633 00:44:29.565 --> 00:44:31.136 How could it be over? It just started. 634 00:44:31.171 --> 00:44:34.337 - My overalls are half off. - You blew it. 635 00:44:34.372 --> 00:44:38.143 Hey, will you come up here? 636 00:44:38.178 --> 00:44:40.442 To your dead mom's cabin? 637 00:44:40.477 --> 00:44:42.752 Well, I don't call it my dead mom's cabin, 638 00:44:42.787 --> 00:44:45.953 but I'm dying to see you. 639 00:44:48.584 --> 00:44:50.551 Um, yeah. 640 00:44:50.586 --> 00:44:51.926 Yeah, I can come up on Friday. 641 00:44:51.961 --> 00:44:53.994 - This Friday? - Yeah. 642 00:44:54.029 --> 00:44:56.227 Let me check my schedule. I'm free. 643 00:44:57.835 --> 00:45:01.001 Okay. Okay. Great, yes. 644 00:45:01.036 --> 00:45:03.168 Medium sex with my ex-boyfriend. 645 00:45:03.203 --> 00:45:04.565 Let's do this. 646 00:45:04.600 --> 00:45:06.369 Count on it. 647 00:45:06.404 --> 00:45:08.008 But don't count on it being very long. 648 00:45:08.043 --> 00:45:10.010 I don't want the pressure. 649 00:45:10.045 --> 00:45:11.814 - See you Friday. - Good night. 650 00:45:20.990 --> 00:45:23.023 I'm not going to do what you think I'm going to do, 651 00:45:23.058 --> 00:45:25.762 but only out of respect for our relationship. 652 00:45:27.260 --> 00:45:29.425 In fact, I need to take a shower. 653 00:45:53.451 --> 00:45:56.221 Hey, that's enough. 654 00:46:02.834 --> 00:46:04.229 Nora, stop it. 655 00:46:04.264 --> 00:46:06.396 What do you want? 656 00:46:09.467 --> 00:46:12.435 Hey! Can I help you? 657 00:46:12.470 --> 00:46:14.338 Hey! 658 00:46:36.494 --> 00:46:40.771 Hey! What do you want? 659 00:46:54.952 --> 00:46:56.611 Right. 660 00:46:56.646 --> 00:46:58.987 Who the fuck is this? 661 00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:01.550 It is Gorka. 662 00:47:01.585 --> 00:47:02.925 Why are you yelling at me? 663 00:47:02.960 --> 00:47:04.157 Oh, I'm sorry, Gorka. 664 00:47:04.192 --> 00:47:06.929 It's... what's going on? How are you? 665 00:47:06.964 --> 00:47:08.524 I'm good and I'm bad, my friend. Listen. 666 00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:10.691 I won't dance around this subject 667 00:47:10.726 --> 00:47:13.133 because I have too much respect for you. 668 00:47:13.168 --> 00:47:14.695 I've known you for too many years, 669 00:47:14.730 --> 00:47:16.840 too many roads, too many bus tours. 670 00:47:16.875 --> 00:47:18.908 Too many girls, too many bands, too many stories we share. 671 00:47:18.943 --> 00:47:21.944 You're dancing around the subject. What's up, Gorka? 672 00:47:21.979 --> 00:47:25.244 The band wants you out and I can't believe it. 673 00:47:25.279 --> 00:47:28.148 - What? - It's not personal. 674 00:47:28.183 --> 00:47:30.348 It's just your style, your energy, 675 00:47:30.383 --> 00:47:33.351 your vibe, and your personality doesn't fit in. 676 00:47:33.386 --> 00:47:37.520 My personality, Gorka? How is that not personal? 677 00:47:37.555 --> 00:47:40.160 - It's my personality. - Also the fact that you're older 678 00:47:40.195 --> 00:47:43.900 than the rest of the band members by, like, 20 years, and you play the bongos. 679 00:47:43.935 --> 00:47:45.836 I'm a percussionist. I don't just play bongos. 680 00:47:45.871 --> 00:47:47.728 Well, you favor the bongos too much. 681 00:47:47.763 --> 00:47:49.532 Fuck off, Gorka. 682 00:47:49.567 --> 00:47:51.974 I don't favor bongos too much. 683 00:47:52.009 --> 00:47:54.504 Maybe it's not cool to have an older bongo player. 684 00:47:54.539 --> 00:47:58.343 I'm sorry, man. First your mom and now this. 685 00:47:58.378 --> 00:48:00.642 You're on a shitty roll of luck. 686 00:48:00.677 --> 00:48:04.679 Yeah, I'm on a pretty shitty roll of luck, Gorka. 687 00:48:04.714 --> 00:48:07.253 Well, I have more bad news. 688 00:48:07.288 --> 00:48:09.750 Your cabin at the back of my property 689 00:48:09.785 --> 00:48:12.863 is deemed an illegal additional dwelling unit. 690 00:48:12.898 --> 00:48:15.129 What does that mean? 691 00:48:15.164 --> 00:48:17.692 Well, it means we have to tear down your little hut. 692 00:48:17.727 --> 00:48:20.761 Oh. Don't do this right now. 693 00:48:20.796 --> 00:48:23.566 Hey, maybe we could pull it apart and make a bonfire, 694 00:48:23.601 --> 00:48:25.909 like a farewell to this time of ours. 695 00:48:25.944 --> 00:48:28.912 Maybe it's a good thing. Maybe it's a sign that we have to move on. 696 00:48:28.947 --> 00:48:31.343 I mean, look, you have a new cabin now. 697 00:48:31.378 --> 00:48:33.543 Why don't you just live there? You will be fine. 698 00:48:33.578 --> 00:48:37.217 Hey, Gorka, is this, um... 699 00:48:37.252 --> 00:48:38.614 is this because Nora bit you? 700 00:48:38.649 --> 00:48:41.782 No. Not even a little. No, no. 701 00:48:41.817 --> 00:48:44.224 Because I apologized about that and it's not going to happen again. 702 00:48:44.259 --> 00:48:45.995 And it was my fault. She shouldn't have been off-leash. 703 00:48:46.030 --> 00:48:50.098 It's not. I've forgiven your dog for mauling me. 704 00:48:51.827 --> 00:48:53.398 Uh, all good? 705 00:48:53.433 --> 00:48:55.400 Do you have anything else to say? 706 00:48:55.435 --> 00:48:58.106 What else is there to say? 707 00:48:58.141 --> 00:49:02.242 Okay. I'm sorry, man. 708 00:49:02.277 --> 00:49:06.015 - Bye. - Yeah. 709 00:49:06.050 --> 00:49:07.445 Talk soon. 710 00:49:14.652 --> 00:49:15.860 Hmm. 711 00:49:22.297 --> 00:49:25.067 Hey, Gorka. 712 00:49:25.102 --> 00:49:27.630 Dawn, he's out. Got rid of grandpa. 713 00:49:27.665 --> 00:49:30.666 - Yes! You're the best. - Okay, bye. 714 00:49:33.671 --> 00:49:36.078 That's on you, 100%. 715 00:49:36.113 --> 00:49:37.673 You bit him and you fucked us. 716 00:49:39.479 --> 00:49:41.644 You know what people call a dog that bites? 717 00:49:41.679 --> 00:49:44.614 A biting dog asshole. 718 00:49:44.649 --> 00:49:47.892 And that's how you're acting. 719 00:49:57.893 --> 00:49:59.497 Fuck! 720 00:50:28.924 --> 00:50:30.935 What the fuck? 721 00:50:42.146 --> 00:50:43.706 Sometimes life is messy. 722 00:50:43.741 --> 00:50:44.905 It doesn't go as you planned, 723 00:50:44.940 --> 00:50:47.908 but you can't wallow in that. 724 00:50:47.943 --> 00:50:49.349 There's no time. 725 00:50:49.384 --> 00:50:50.713 You need to suck it up 726 00:50:50.748 --> 00:50:52.484 and pick up the pieces and rebuild. 727 00:50:55.555 --> 00:50:57.720 It's like your music, Leif. 728 00:50:57.755 --> 00:50:59.920 Your career hasn't gone exactly as planned, 729 00:50:59.955 --> 00:51:01.966 but it's not over. 730 00:51:04.003 --> 00:51:08.731 Um, how do I say this? 731 00:51:08.766 --> 00:51:13.274 Leif, you just think too much in your art. 732 00:51:13.309 --> 00:51:15.045 You're so fucking scared of what people 733 00:51:15.080 --> 00:51:20.050 are going to say or think and it's killing you. 734 00:51:20.085 --> 00:51:24.153 So this is my request. 735 00:51:24.188 --> 00:51:29.554 I want you to play a song just for me. 736 00:51:29.589 --> 00:51:31.820 Play it from your heart. 737 00:51:31.855 --> 00:51:34.394 Don't worry about if it's good or bad or any of that kind of stuff. 738 00:51:34.429 --> 00:51:38.728 Just do it for me because you fucking love to make music. 739 00:51:38.763 --> 00:51:42.435 I promise I'll be listening. 740 00:52:04.019 --> 00:52:06.426 You know, I'm a shitty painter. Okay. 741 00:52:06.461 --> 00:52:09.429 But I'm also great because I paint for myself. 742 00:52:09.464 --> 00:52:11.200 I paint because I love it. 743 00:52:14.172 --> 00:52:15.534 And that's what you've forgotten. 744 00:52:15.569 --> 00:52:18.999 You forgot that you love your music. 745 00:52:31.717 --> 00:52:33.453 Yeah, I was just jamming. 746 00:52:33.488 --> 00:52:35.455 It was really fucking awesome. 747 00:52:35.490 --> 00:52:36.819 And it made me think that I don't need to be 748 00:52:36.854 --> 00:52:38.623 in a band called Restaurant. 749 00:52:38.658 --> 00:52:40.526 What I need to do is make my own music. 750 00:52:40.561 --> 00:52:42.264 And so I feel really thankful to Honey. 751 00:52:42.299 --> 00:52:43.628 You know, I never would have got there, but... 752 00:52:43.663 --> 00:52:44.827 Leif, I'm not going to... 753 00:52:44.862 --> 00:52:46.268 I'm not going to come up. 754 00:52:46.303 --> 00:52:48.336 - What? - To the cabin. 755 00:52:48.371 --> 00:52:51.306 I'm not going to come. 756 00:52:51.341 --> 00:52:53.473 Why not? What are you talking about? 757 00:52:53.508 --> 00:52:55.475 I just... I can't do this. 758 00:52:55.510 --> 00:52:58.038 I can't do this with you. You're not just a hook-up to me. 759 00:52:58.073 --> 00:53:00.040 Oh, come on, Aud. I could be a hook-up. 760 00:53:00.075 --> 00:53:02.482 I'll be a hook-up this trip. Just come. 761 00:53:02.517 --> 00:53:06.849 - Shut up, Leif, please. - Just come. Look, this is a celebration, remember? 762 00:53:06.884 --> 00:53:09.654 - My mother's dead. - Listen, I like you is the thing. 763 00:53:09.689 --> 00:53:12.393 I like you so much. 764 00:53:12.428 --> 00:53:17.057 I'm going through a brutal break-up and it's painful. 765 00:53:17.092 --> 00:53:18.762 I don't know, I don't want to lead you on 766 00:53:18.797 --> 00:53:21.666 and then disappoint you, which is what would happen. 767 00:53:21.701 --> 00:53:25.274 You know? So, I'm not going to come up, Leif. 768 00:53:25.309 --> 00:53:26.506 I just... I can't. 769 00:53:26.541 --> 00:53:28.310 Okay. 770 00:53:28.345 --> 00:53:30.675 Okay. 771 00:53:30.710 --> 00:53:32.545 Okay. 772 00:53:34.912 --> 00:53:36.714 Okay, great. 773 00:53:40.357 --> 00:53:41.917 I'm going to go. 774 00:53:45.560 --> 00:53:48.132 Unless you have anything else to say. 775 00:53:50.059 --> 00:53:51.333 I don't know what else 776 00:53:51.368 --> 00:53:56.701 to, um... to say, Audrey. 777 00:53:56.736 --> 00:53:59.341 Okay. 778 00:53:59.376 --> 00:54:00.342 Yeah, I guess that's it. 779 00:54:00.377 --> 00:54:02.905 I hope that, um... 780 00:54:02.940 --> 00:54:04.907 look, it was really nice to... I hope you... 781 00:54:04.942 --> 00:54:07.107 Um, I'm going to go, okay? 782 00:54:07.142 --> 00:54:08.350 Okay. 783 00:54:10.387 --> 00:54:11.716 Bye. 784 00:54:11.751 --> 00:54:14.818 Yeah, good, um... have a great life. 785 00:54:18.153 --> 00:54:19.295 Okay. 786 00:54:19.330 --> 00:54:20.956 Bye. 787 00:54:25.600 --> 00:54:28.601 Mother... fuck. 788 00:54:34.609 --> 00:54:37.412 Nora, come on. We're going for a walk. 789 00:54:37.447 --> 00:54:40.184 Fine, I'll go alone. 790 00:55:39.036 --> 00:55:40.475 Hey, Nora? 791 00:55:42.677 --> 00:55:44.446 Nora? 792 00:55:45.548 --> 00:55:50.551 Nora? Nora? 793 00:55:50.586 --> 00:55:51.981 Nora! 794 00:55:54.557 --> 00:55:56.788 Come on, girl! Where are you? Nora! 795 00:55:56.823 --> 00:55:59.087 Nora! 796 00:56:00.090 --> 00:56:01.529 Nora! 797 00:56:03.467 --> 00:56:07.403 Nora! Come here, girl. Nora! 798 00:56:07.438 --> 00:56:10.703 Nora? Nora! 799 00:56:10.738 --> 00:56:14.872 Nora! Come on, girl! 800 00:56:17.877 --> 00:56:18.876 Fuck! 801 00:56:29.724 --> 00:56:30.954 Bridgeport police. 802 00:56:30.989 --> 00:56:32.252 Yeah, I'd like to report a missing dog, 803 00:56:32.287 --> 00:56:34.221 maybe a stolen dog. 804 00:56:34.256 --> 00:56:36.091 - Hold please. - Can you please just... 805 00:56:38.535 --> 00:56:42.064 Whew, okay. 806 00:56:42.099 --> 00:56:46.068 - Bridgeport Police. - Hi, I'd like to... is this the same person? 807 00:56:46.103 --> 00:56:47.707 No, sir, this is someone else. 808 00:56:47.742 --> 00:56:51.205 I would like to report my... my dog is missing. 809 00:56:51.240 --> 00:56:53.548 Or stolen. I don't know. I think stolen. 810 00:56:53.583 --> 00:56:55.715 There's a man in a yellow jacket who stole my dog, so... 811 00:56:55.750 --> 00:56:58.817 - and I know his address. - Okay. What's his name, sir? 812 00:56:58.852 --> 00:57:02.150 I do not know his name. I have not seen his face. 813 00:57:02.185 --> 00:57:03.888 All I know is that he's been in a yellow jacket, 814 00:57:03.923 --> 00:57:06.286 and I know it's him because yesterday 815 00:57:06.321 --> 00:57:09.058 I accidentally broke into his house 816 00:57:09.093 --> 00:57:10.092 and that really pissed him off. 817 00:57:10.127 --> 00:57:11.533 You broke into his house? 818 00:57:11.568 --> 00:57:13.733 Well, I didn't technically break in. 819 00:57:13.768 --> 00:57:16.736 My mother gave me the key. Okay? My mom is dead. 820 00:57:16.771 --> 00:57:19.409 - Okay. - And she made a list, and I had to do the list. 821 00:57:19.444 --> 00:57:23.303 And on the list I had to break into this man with the yellow jacket's house 822 00:57:23.338 --> 00:57:25.074 and leave a note on his bed, okay? 823 00:57:25.109 --> 00:57:27.241 I would like you to send a patrol car there. 824 00:57:27.276 --> 00:57:30.310 And if the dog is not there, I would like you to ask him some questions. 825 00:57:30.345 --> 00:57:31.652 Okay. What did you say his name was? 826 00:57:31.687 --> 00:57:33.918 I don't know the fucking man's name! 827 00:57:33.953 --> 00:57:35.491 We're going in circles here. 828 00:57:35.526 --> 00:57:38.857 He put two dead rabbits on my fucking hood! 829 00:57:38.892 --> 00:57:41.321 He stole your rabbits as well. 830 00:57:41.356 --> 00:57:43.565 He did... they're not my rabbits! 831 00:57:43.600 --> 00:57:44.995 Sir, I'm going to need you to calm down. 832 00:57:45.030 --> 00:57:46.502 You know what's gonna happen, sir? 833 00:57:46.537 --> 00:57:48.966 Is I'm gonna go to this fucking guy's house. 834 00:57:49.001 --> 00:57:51.133 - Uh, sir? - And then you're gonna have two dead rabbits, 835 00:57:51.168 --> 00:57:53.135 - a fucking dead dog... - Watch your language. 836 00:57:53.170 --> 00:57:55.302 ...and a fucking dead man on your hands. 837 00:57:57.581 --> 00:58:00.879 - Hold, please. - Don't put me on ho... oh! 838 00:58:11.386 --> 00:58:14.156 Nora! Nora! 839 00:58:14.191 --> 00:58:18.028 Hey, if you're in here, man, I want my dog back! 840 00:58:18.063 --> 00:58:20.030 I'm not fucking around! 841 00:58:20.065 --> 00:58:22.967 Nora! 842 00:58:23.002 --> 00:58:26.806 Nora, I am here. Make a sound and I'll come get you. 843 00:58:26.841 --> 00:58:28.742 If he's near, I'll kill him. 844 00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:38.246 Okay. "If you have my dog, 845 00:58:38.281 --> 00:58:40.952 no questions asked." 846 00:58:40.987 --> 00:58:44.318 Okay, "If you have my dog..." 847 00:58:44.353 --> 00:58:47.893 "I'm the predator, not the prey." 848 00:58:51.866 --> 00:58:52.931 Okay. 849 00:59:13.525 --> 00:59:15.426 Nora? 850 00:59:22.424 --> 00:59:23.698 Nora? 851 01:00:42.977 --> 01:00:44.504 - Hey, fuck boy. - Aah! Fuck! 852 01:00:44.539 --> 01:00:46.946 Back! Back! What the fuck did I ever do to you? 853 01:00:46.981 --> 01:00:48.948 - What do you want from me? - I want to slice you open 854 01:00:48.983 --> 01:00:51.313 and watch your fucking guts spill out, sugar dick. 855 01:00:51.348 --> 01:00:53.183 Why are you fucking with me? 856 01:00:53.218 --> 01:00:54.514 I think you've got that backwards. 857 01:00:54.549 --> 01:00:56.516 You're the one who stole my dog, man. 858 01:00:56.551 --> 01:00:58.485 If you did, just please give her back and then this is over. 859 01:00:58.520 --> 01:01:00.729 I don't know anything about a fucking dog. 860 01:01:00.764 --> 01:01:02.962 And you're the one that's been messing with me, okay? 861 01:01:02.997 --> 01:01:04.700 You fucking broke into my house first, remember? 862 01:01:04.735 --> 01:01:06.570 Well, yes, I do. There's an explanation for that. 863 01:01:06.605 --> 01:01:09.529 - Oh, please. - I was doing Honey's list, okay? 864 01:01:09.564 --> 01:01:12.466 She told me to go in and leave the note on your pillow. That's it. 865 01:01:12.501 --> 01:01:15.744 That's how fucking pussy-whipped you are there, sugar dick? 866 01:01:15.779 --> 01:01:18.142 You just prance your sweet cheeks all over town 867 01:01:18.177 --> 01:01:20.507 doing whatever the hell she tells you to, fuck boy? 868 01:01:20.542 --> 01:01:24.984 What the fuck is with your aggressive compliments, you fucking weirdo, man? 869 01:01:25.019 --> 01:01:27.657 Just so you know, that's all you're ever gonna be to her. 870 01:01:27.692 --> 01:01:29.549 You're just a little fuck toy and she's gonna chew you up 871 01:01:29.584 --> 01:01:31.452 and spit you out when she's done. 872 01:01:31.487 --> 01:01:33.157 Who is gonna do that to me? 873 01:01:33.192 --> 01:01:36.292 Don't fucking play dumb with me, asshole. Honey! 874 01:01:37.394 --> 01:01:40.571 Honey's my mom. 875 01:01:41.838 --> 01:01:43.673 Like, your actual mother? 876 01:01:45.567 --> 01:01:48.403 She gave birth to you? Oh, fuck. You're Leif. 877 01:01:48.438 --> 01:01:50.746 Oh, fu... 878 01:01:52.849 --> 01:01:55.014 Dude, that's hilarious. 879 01:01:55.049 --> 01:01:57.016 So, wait, did she tell you about our fight, because I... 880 01:01:57.051 --> 01:01:59.821 because listen, there's two sides to every story. 881 01:01:59.856 --> 01:02:01.658 I'm not the bad guy here, okay? 882 01:02:01.693 --> 01:02:04.584 I mean, she fucking stole from me. 883 01:02:04.619 --> 01:02:07.092 Do you not know about Honey? 884 01:02:07.127 --> 01:02:09.765 What about Honey? 885 01:02:09.800 --> 01:02:13.296 Honey's dead, man. 886 01:02:14.332 --> 01:02:15.837 What? 887 01:02:15.872 --> 01:02:18.367 My mother's, uh... she passed away. 888 01:02:18.402 --> 01:02:20.974 That's why I'm here. 889 01:02:23.946 --> 01:02:25.781 Honey is dead? 890 01:02:28.247 --> 01:02:29.246 Yes. 891 01:02:31.954 --> 01:02:33.085 How? 892 01:02:34.088 --> 01:02:36.055 Cancer, yes. 893 01:02:38.092 --> 01:02:40.389 Cancer? 894 01:02:40.424 --> 01:02:41.665 Jesus, Honey. 895 01:02:44.263 --> 01:02:45.669 I didn't know. 896 01:02:47.431 --> 01:02:50.674 Oh, fuck. She didn't say anything about being sick. 897 01:02:53.943 --> 01:02:55.778 Who are you, man? 898 01:02:57.980 --> 01:02:59.474 I'm Carl. 899 01:03:01.918 --> 01:03:05.348 We were... your mom and I were lovers. 900 01:03:07.726 --> 01:03:10.650 I mean, we were... 901 01:03:10.685 --> 01:03:15.094 on a break and I thought she... 902 01:03:15.129 --> 01:03:18.933 hooked up with some young dude to, you know, 903 01:03:18.968 --> 01:03:20.594 just get a little on the side. 904 01:03:20.629 --> 01:03:23.872 She used to do that sometimes. 905 01:03:23.907 --> 01:03:27.469 Your mom had quite an appetite. 906 01:03:27.504 --> 01:03:30.307 Yeah, young guys, threesomes, 907 01:03:30.342 --> 01:03:32.276 I mean, group sex, whatever. 908 01:03:32.311 --> 01:03:35.114 Oral, anal, I mean, she did it all. 909 01:03:35.149 --> 01:03:39.118 She was a very, very sexual animal, 910 01:03:39.153 --> 01:03:41.582 and that's probably not what her son wants to hear, I guess. 911 01:03:41.617 --> 01:03:44.519 - Sorry. - No problem. 912 01:03:47.359 --> 01:03:51.130 Oh, fuck. 913 01:03:51.165 --> 01:03:56.905 God, I... I feel like I'm fucking made out of clay or something here. 914 01:03:56.940 --> 01:04:00.942 Oh, God. I might pass out. 915 01:04:00.977 --> 01:04:05.177 - Could I get a water? - Yeah, of course. I'll grab you a water. 916 01:04:34.109 --> 01:04:35.570 You okay? 917 01:04:41.182 --> 01:04:42.379 Coming. 918 01:04:49.784 --> 01:04:51.586 - Thank you. - Yeah. 919 01:05:04.007 --> 01:05:05.732 That's a lot of water, man. 920 01:05:05.767 --> 01:05:07.778 Thanks. 921 01:05:11.476 --> 01:05:15.016 We had a fight, me and Honey. 922 01:05:17.416 --> 01:05:19.614 I mean, she stole from me and... 923 01:05:22.619 --> 01:05:24.894 It seemed so important at the time. 924 01:05:26.964 --> 01:05:28.392 God, I got so fucking mad. 925 01:05:28.427 --> 01:05:33.232 I... I said terrible things to her. 926 01:05:34.664 --> 01:05:37.764 I called my dog a biting asshole 927 01:05:37.799 --> 01:05:40.437 before she disappeared. 928 01:05:42.947 --> 01:05:44.441 Well, your mom was... 929 01:05:44.476 --> 01:05:46.608 I called her some bad shit, too. 930 01:05:46.643 --> 01:05:50.051 Called her a fucking thief and rat. 931 01:05:50.086 --> 01:05:52.713 Just... 932 01:05:52.748 --> 01:05:55.419 she really loved you, Leif. 933 01:05:55.454 --> 01:05:59.819 I mean, it tore her apart 934 01:05:59.854 --> 01:06:01.458 that she left you. 935 01:06:01.493 --> 01:06:05.836 That was her big regret in life. 936 01:06:07.664 --> 01:06:10.137 And it broke her heart that... 937 01:06:10.172 --> 01:06:13.140 you didn't want anything to do with her after you grew up. 938 01:06:13.175 --> 01:06:18.310 I mean, maybe she deserved forgiveness. 939 01:06:20.842 --> 01:06:24.448 People who love each other should be together. 940 01:06:24.483 --> 01:06:26.153 That's the bottom line. 941 01:06:26.188 --> 01:06:30.454 I mean, time together 942 01:06:30.489 --> 01:06:32.126 is what matters. 943 01:06:34.933 --> 01:06:36.999 And now it's too late. 944 01:06:38.893 --> 01:06:42.466 It's too late for both of us. 945 01:06:42.501 --> 01:06:43.973 You know? We fucking blew it. 946 01:06:44.008 --> 01:06:45.040 Shame on us. 947 01:06:49.343 --> 01:06:50.870 I can't be here anymore. 948 01:06:50.905 --> 01:06:53.873 It smells like her here, you know? 949 01:06:53.908 --> 01:06:56.777 I can feel her. 950 01:06:59.914 --> 01:07:01.650 I love you, Honey. 951 01:07:02.917 --> 01:07:06.094 And I'm gonna miss you. 952 01:07:08.428 --> 01:07:12.331 Oh, God, I'm gonna miss your smile and your... 953 01:07:12.366 --> 01:07:13.530 your eyes. 954 01:07:18.141 --> 01:07:19.767 Your mind. 955 01:07:21.276 --> 01:07:23.342 Your sense of humor. 956 01:07:23.377 --> 01:07:26.444 The taste of your vagina in the morning. 957 01:07:28.943 --> 01:07:30.217 I'm gonna miss all of it. 958 01:07:32.947 --> 01:07:34.551 I'm gonna miss you, sweet girl. 959 01:07:38.161 --> 01:07:40.920 I'll miss you every day... 960 01:07:40.955 --> 01:07:43.593 for the rest of my days. 961 01:07:49.568 --> 01:07:51.403 Well... 962 01:07:56.971 --> 01:07:58.575 I'll get out of your hair. 963 01:08:00.447 --> 01:08:02.546 If you decide to stick around, 964 01:08:02.581 --> 01:08:07.386 um, you know, you can come by my place any time you want. 965 01:08:07.421 --> 01:08:10.752 We could, I don't know, 966 01:08:10.787 --> 01:08:13.953 go fishing or something. 967 01:08:13.988 --> 01:08:15.790 Tell you a lot of stories about your mom. 968 01:08:15.825 --> 01:08:18.001 That'd be great. 969 01:08:19.664 --> 01:08:23.303 I'll keep an eye open for your dog, too. 970 01:08:23.338 --> 01:08:27.010 That'd be amazing if something happened with that. 971 01:08:27.045 --> 01:08:30.805 Dogs have a way of reappearing on this mountain. 972 01:08:32.446 --> 01:08:33.808 I hope so. 973 01:09:01.904 --> 01:09:03.310 Nora? 974 01:09:06.546 --> 01:09:09.448 Nora? 975 01:09:09.483 --> 01:09:10.845 Come on, girl. 976 01:09:27.303 --> 01:09:28.863 Nora? 977 01:09:49.226 --> 01:09:50.918 This is the last one, 978 01:09:50.953 --> 01:09:55.791 and then we're done. 979 01:09:57.894 --> 01:10:00.400 It's called Green Lake. 980 01:10:00.435 --> 01:10:03.062 It is my favorite spot. 981 01:10:03.097 --> 01:10:05.900 It is so beautiful it hurts. 982 01:10:09.103 --> 01:10:10.872 I'm gonna miss it. 983 01:10:10.907 --> 01:10:13.072 Anyway, you're gonna hike there, 984 01:10:13.107 --> 01:10:15.316 and it's not an easy hike, 985 01:10:15.351 --> 01:10:18.517 so make sure you have on good shoes. 986 01:10:18.552 --> 01:10:20.321 There's a red backpack in the garage 987 01:10:20.356 --> 01:10:22.455 labeled "Green Lake." 988 01:10:24.360 --> 01:10:25.953 Now there's some supplies in there 989 01:10:25.988 --> 01:10:27.889 and there's a map in the front compartment. 990 01:10:27.924 --> 01:10:31.530 You'll need that, definitely. Don't open anything else. 991 01:10:31.565 --> 01:10:35.105 Just get the map and follow the instructions. 992 01:10:55.325 --> 01:10:58.117 Enjoy the hike. I took it many times. 993 01:10:58.152 --> 01:11:02.330 Countless times. And I always thought of you. 994 01:11:02.365 --> 01:11:06.829 When I was missing you, I went here. 995 01:11:22.616 --> 01:11:24.253 I always hoped you'd call me back 996 01:11:24.288 --> 01:11:26.387 and we'd come to this lake together one day. 997 01:11:30.987 --> 01:11:33.856 It's marked on the map. You can't miss it. 998 01:11:49.170 --> 01:11:50.213 Yeah. 999 01:12:04.592 --> 01:12:06.020 I made it. 1000 01:12:08.596 --> 01:12:10.662 It's really not that green though. 1001 01:12:10.697 --> 01:12:15.403 Now, under the big tree you'll find a box. 1002 01:12:15.438 --> 01:12:17.537 It's my ashes. 1003 01:12:45.061 --> 01:12:49.404 Once you find it, read the letter that's in the backpack. 1004 01:12:50.704 --> 01:12:54.167 All right. 1005 01:12:54.202 --> 01:12:59.238 "My name is Leif. My mother loved me. 1006 01:12:59.273 --> 01:13:02.681 I wish she was different than who she was. 1007 01:13:02.716 --> 01:13:05.145 I hated that she left me, 1008 01:13:05.180 --> 01:13:06.850 and I was never willing 1009 01:13:06.885 --> 01:13:09.358 to listen to anything she had to say 1010 01:13:09.393 --> 01:13:11.855 because I thought she was a kook, 1011 01:13:11.890 --> 01:13:14.858 and maybe she was. 1012 01:13:14.893 --> 01:13:17.256 But now my mother is dead, 1013 01:13:17.291 --> 01:13:20.468 and I am at a lake with no mother, 1014 01:13:20.503 --> 01:13:25.066 and she wants me to say these words. 1015 01:13:25.101 --> 01:13:28.069 'I love you, Mom. 1016 01:13:28.104 --> 01:13:30.511 I forgive you. 1017 01:13:30.546 --> 01:13:32.711 It's time for me to move on with my life 1018 01:13:32.746 --> 01:13:35.076 and be successful. 1019 01:13:35.111 --> 01:13:38.915 I will be dead soon. So will everyone. 1020 01:13:38.950 --> 01:13:43.282 So will the planet if those motherfuckers in government 1021 01:13:43.317 --> 01:13:46.120 don't start taking global warming seriously. 1022 01:13:46.155 --> 01:13:49.123 Fucking pricks! Money whores.'" 1023 01:13:54.768 --> 01:13:56.900 That's great. 1024 01:13:56.935 --> 01:13:59.738 "Now eulogize me in your own words 1025 01:13:59.773 --> 01:14:02.444 and scatter my ashes. Don't spill me." 1026 01:14:07.781 --> 01:14:10.518 I wish I had something great to say, Honey, 1027 01:14:10.553 --> 01:14:14.115 and I had a lot of feelings. 1028 01:14:14.150 --> 01:14:19.087 But I think my biggest regret is that we didn't spend any time together. 1029 01:14:19.122 --> 01:14:20.924 I just don't know you and you don't... 1030 01:14:20.959 --> 01:14:21.958 Heya! 1031 01:14:24.501 --> 01:14:25.599 Hi. 1032 01:14:26.800 --> 01:14:28.371 Beautiful spot. 1033 01:14:29.803 --> 01:14:33.134 Yeah, it's... it was my mother's favorite. 1034 01:14:34.973 --> 01:14:37.941 - Okay. Bye now. - Okay. 1035 01:14:37.976 --> 01:14:39.173 Bye now. 1036 01:14:44.950 --> 01:14:47.148 What the fuck? 1037 01:14:47.183 --> 01:14:48.820 Rest in peace, Honey. 1038 01:15:00.031 --> 01:15:01.030 Okay. 1039 01:15:04.640 --> 01:15:06.541 Whoa. 1040 01:15:06.576 --> 01:15:07.575 All right. 1041 01:16:31.595 --> 01:16:32.957 Aah! 1042 01:16:52.143 --> 01:16:54.044 Oh, shit. 1043 01:18:14.390 --> 01:18:17.358 Okay, you learned what I needed to teach you. 1044 01:18:17.393 --> 01:18:19.558 You let out your emotions, 1045 01:18:19.593 --> 01:18:22.165 you rekindled your love, 1046 01:18:22.200 --> 01:18:24.904 and you became the predator. 1047 01:18:24.939 --> 01:18:29.370 Those lessons are what I learned to be most important on this planet. 1048 01:18:29.405 --> 01:18:33.473 So now, you've learned it from me. 1049 01:18:33.508 --> 01:18:36.542 And, yeah, okay, they're from the Habata trinity 1050 01:18:36.577 --> 01:18:38.082 and I know you hate that shit, 1051 01:18:38.117 --> 01:18:39.578 but I did get some good out of those years 1052 01:18:39.613 --> 01:18:41.184 before they fucked me over. 1053 01:18:41.219 --> 01:18:43.186 And anyway, it's too expensive to sue, 1054 01:18:43.221 --> 01:18:45.056 so, yeah, that's that. 1055 01:18:47.291 --> 01:18:51.194 Now, obviously I have no way to prove you did the list or not. 1056 01:18:51.229 --> 01:18:54.329 There's no lie detector or anything insane like that. 1057 01:18:54.364 --> 01:18:57.431 But I do hope you did it, Leif, because it's meant to help. 1058 01:18:59.842 --> 01:19:02.601 I want for you to experience the best of this life, Leif. 1059 01:19:02.636 --> 01:19:04.944 That's all I ever wanted. 1060 01:19:04.979 --> 01:19:07.683 And most importantly, 1061 01:19:07.718 --> 01:19:11.577 to feel everything along the way. 1062 01:19:26.264 --> 01:19:27.626 Nora! 1063 01:19:27.661 --> 01:19:29.903 Oh! 1064 01:19:32.666 --> 01:19:36.239 Oh. Oh. 1065 01:19:43.677 --> 01:19:46.612 I'm sorry I said that about you. 1066 01:20:08.504 --> 01:20:10.273 You did it, kid. 1067 01:20:10.308 --> 01:20:14.948 Whoa! You finished the list. The cabin is all yours. 1068 01:20:14.983 --> 01:20:18.919 Or maybe you didn't and then I've just been wasting my fucking time. 1069 01:20:18.954 --> 01:20:22.450 But if you did, I'm so proud of you. 1070 01:20:22.485 --> 01:20:24.287 I hope you had a fun time. 1071 01:20:24.322 --> 01:20:26.454 It means a lot to me. 1072 01:20:26.489 --> 01:20:29.292 By the way, those were not my real ashes, of course. 1073 01:20:29.327 --> 01:20:31.690 When you think about it, it's not logical, right? 1074 01:20:31.725 --> 01:20:34.495 I mean, I hid the backpack. I hid the box. 1075 01:20:34.530 --> 01:20:36.497 And also, I do not weigh 50 pounds, 1076 01:20:36.532 --> 01:20:38.136 and there were not enough ashes in that. 1077 01:20:38.171 --> 01:20:40.809 But then you probably figured that out 1078 01:20:40.844 --> 01:20:42.305 because you're such a little smarty pants. 1079 01:20:42.340 --> 01:20:44.307 Sadly, I didn't. 1080 01:20:44.342 --> 01:20:47.145 Now this last bit is important. 1081 01:20:49.347 --> 01:20:51.545 You have to move on with your life. 1082 01:20:52.746 --> 01:20:54.548 What happened to you 1083 01:20:54.583 --> 01:20:57.320 is not what's happening to you. 1084 01:20:57.355 --> 01:21:00.059 Your past does not dictate your future. 1085 01:21:01.557 --> 01:21:04.162 Life is so short. 1086 01:21:04.197 --> 01:21:06.967 Try having some more fun. 1087 01:21:07.002 --> 01:21:08.529 And be kind. 1088 01:21:11.204 --> 01:21:16.405 I love you with all my heart. 1089 01:21:16.440 --> 01:21:19.573 I'm so sorry that I wasn't better at showing that to you. 1090 01:21:19.608 --> 01:21:24.215 I fucked up. I just fucked up and it was my fault. 1091 01:21:25.779 --> 01:21:28.054 I know it. 1092 01:21:28.089 --> 01:21:29.583 I'm sorry. 1093 01:21:32.687 --> 01:21:36.964 Now, I'm hoping and I believe 1094 01:21:36.999 --> 01:21:41.463 that we will be reunited again in some dimension. 1095 01:21:41.498 --> 01:21:44.202 - Oh, man. - I know you don't believe that, 1096 01:21:44.237 --> 01:21:46.809 but you're gonna feel so stupid when it happens. 1097 01:21:49.077 --> 01:21:51.671 And then, 1098 01:21:51.706 --> 01:21:53.013 maybe we can spend the time together 1099 01:21:53.048 --> 01:21:57.050 that we didn't in this life. 1100 01:21:58.416 --> 01:22:00.053 I would like that. 1101 01:22:05.456 --> 01:22:09.227 So... 1102 01:22:09.262 --> 01:22:11.064 until then. 1103 01:23:10.719 --> 01:23:12.895 This is a terrible painting. 1104 01:23:16.230 --> 01:23:18.494 And an even worse title. 1105 01:23:25.503 --> 01:23:29.472 I'm gonna miss you, Mom. 1106 01:23:29.507 --> 01:23:31.342 That's for sure.