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I once had a big dream

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about making a really big Hollywood movie

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with a really big budget.

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Instead, I had to make this
film with only 10 cents.

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All right. It wasn't exactly 10 cents,

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but we had very little
money and no script.

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- Where's the script?

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- Nobody got no scripts here.

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The seed for this
film was planted years ago.

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As I gradually got to know
my dear friend, Mark Rydell.

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One of the most acclaimed
film directors of all time.

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Having to his credit such
films as On Golden Pond,

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The Rose, The Cowboys.

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Mark.

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Hey, hey come on.

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Hey, hey Mark.

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Come on, we have to start shooting today.

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- What? We have to shoot?

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It's you,
it's Ed Asner, Helen Reddy,

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Charlie Robinson, Marion
Ross from Happy Days.

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- My God, how terrific?

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Don't be funny.

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You're belittling us,

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you're not treating this seriously, man.

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We're making a movie.

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- Oh my God.

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This is ridi...

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All right, I'm up, I'm
up, I'm up now what?

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I have a confession to make.

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- Yeah. Oh.

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We went to
the Sundance film festival

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without you.

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in the back of the club

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the face of an angel

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me on, put your body in motion...

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I wanted to take you.

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I was hoping we'd meet
up with your old friend,

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Robert Redford .
- And?

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I got shot down.

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- Who shot you down?

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It's high elevation,

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there snow slippery ice.

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I couldn't risk you falling.

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You mean because there was snow and ice,

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I couldn't come?

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You thought I'd fall?

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You have fallen.

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I have seen you fall.

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I have seen you fall.

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- No, no-

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Yes I have.

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- It must be somebody else.

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No, no, no.
I have seen you fall.

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You're laughing.

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- I am laughing! You're
so full of...

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I don't fall!

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Mark's robust
physical appearance can fool you,

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but the fact remains he's 90.

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We had already booked
our flights and condo

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and couldn't get a refund.

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So we decided to go to Sundance anyway.

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What happened to Dick Shawn?

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Yeah, he died on stage.

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- Onstage.

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Tell me that story.

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- In the middle of his act,

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there was like 40 people in the audience

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and he lied down the stage,

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we thought it was part of the act.

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And then he laid down,

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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

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Went on too long, and finally
a stage manager came out,

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he was dead.

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How about you?

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You wanna go like that?

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- No.

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You wanna go in my movie?

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You want it?

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Would you rather die in bed
with a young hot sexy nurse?

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- So far sounds good.

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You're liking this idea?

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- So far I'm smiling.

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You're liking that scene.

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- Yes, I do like that scene.

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Wow.

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- You see the cross.

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You see me, take a guess.

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What am I gonna be?

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Oh yes, you're right,

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the sexy hot nurse.

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So then I brought
in Mark's dear old pal,

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Charlie Robinson.

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Mark had hired Charlie years ago

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to play a role in his film, The River.

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- What the hell am I doing

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in a movie called Senior Entourage

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and ain't nothing ain't no script?

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Charlie, what is with him?

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- My agent called me,

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says, "Charlie, you got a
meeting at Universal Studios."

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I said, "With who?" .

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And he said a man by
the name of Mark Rydell.

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Mark's got snapshots of
pictures all over the place.

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So he said, "Sit down."

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I said," Yeah, what's going on?"

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He said, Look I'm getting ready

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to do a movie called The River.

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I said, "Yeah."

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He said, "Yeah."

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And it's gonna be with
Sissy Spacek and Mel Gibson,

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And I said, "Wow!"

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I said, "Who is Mel Gibson?"

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I'll tell you what,

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he sees himself as Francis Coppola.

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That's what he sees.

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So he thinks if you Francis,
you don't need a script.

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- What are talking about?

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- How am I gonna make
it right for this crew?

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- This is a man who has done
this for years and years.

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years.

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And he's brilliant at it.

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Yeah, I know he is great.

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So he
understands what it takes

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to do a good important film.

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- Listen to him.

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He knows what he's talking about.

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- You gotta write the thing.

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- I can't, I wrote for Doris Roberts,

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I wrote for Paul Mazursky,
both of them died.

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I was walking through
Washington DC one day,

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he grabs his heart.

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Okay, yeah. Who?

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- Then he says he needs
Tums or something like that.

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But I though he was having a heart attack.

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I don't want the guy to die on me.

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- What heart attack?!

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- I'm trying to get
money for..  years.

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And now I hear you're not
happy with your five points

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and everybody else's got five points.

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- This whole thing was my idea.

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- It was your idea?

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Oh, God!

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- What about me?

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- I got the final cut on this movie!

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I have final...

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- That's right

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- Give him the hot nurse.

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- You want a sexy hot nurse?

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- I wanted to say you
back to that I'm back.

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- He wants a sexy hot nurse.

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- I thought you liked-

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- I almost forget you get to
that point on my hands up.

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- Father.

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- Yes, my son.

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- Please help me.

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- What's the problem?

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- I have been living a
very very strange life.

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- What's your name, sweetheart?

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- I'm your sexy hot nurse Mark.

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- You sure are, huh?

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- Yes.

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- Oh My God, how lovely?

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- Oh.

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- Wow! I'm so glad to meet you.

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- Very nice meeting you too.

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- What's your name?

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- I have a special invitation
from my friend, Vladimir.

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- Yeah.

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- Who organized a very good trip for us.

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- Where are we going?

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- To St. Petersburg.

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- I want to go immediately.

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Making love to women I don't even know.

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- Oh God bless you.

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- I know it's wrong-
- I'm sorry.

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- But I enjoyed it.

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- You did?

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- I did.

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- A little bit of comfort,
that's what I'm here for.

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I'm here to comfort you, not you.

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- I'd love some comfort too.

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- I'd like to know more
about the filthy things

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that you've done and the
dirty things you've done

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in your life.

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If you could tell me some of them.

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- Do you wanna hear my confession?

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- Certainly, certainly, let's go.

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In the name of the Father and the Son

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and the Holy Spirit,
son, tell me the sins.

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- Bless me father for I've sinned.

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- Ah.

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- It's been a long time
since my last confession.

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- How long?

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- It's been a bunch of years.

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- Oh B'jesus.

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What have you done during that time?

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- Well, I've committed a lot of sins.

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- Right.

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- But the one I'm most
concerned about right now is

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- Yeah

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- Just this making this movie.

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You there.

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- Me here in the tub.

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- You in the tub.

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- You wanna join us? Come on join us.

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- Come on in, come on in.

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-
this delightful debauchery.

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I was trying desperately
to assemble an arsenal

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of actors to make this thing work.

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Without money I had to rely on favors.

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So we dragged in Ed Asner.

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Any chance you
can help us get Dick Van Dyke

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into this movie?

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- Is he still alive?

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The other problem
I had was that I promised

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Ed Asner that Dick Van Dyke
would be in the movie too.

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Well, Dick signed a letter of intent

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but I wasn't actually able to get him

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because, well we didn't have a script.

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- Brian, Dick Van Dyke is not
one of my strong impressions.

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What about Robert De Niro?

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Robert De Niro, he calls him up

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and Ed's got a question

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and Robert De Niro has the answer,

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go back and forth, they
have a little conversation.

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- I told him he'd be calling Dick Van Dyke

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and I don't even know if Ed knows.

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- Oh, Yeah.

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- De Niro

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- Okay.

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Well how about George W. Bush?

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Why couldn't he call him?

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Old leftist, calling and old ambidextrous.

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You should have this
conversation going on.

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Pretty classical.

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- I can't imagine Ed's gonna believe

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that George Bush is gonna
take his call

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- He's got a good imagination.

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How about Tommy Lee Jones?

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Tommy Lee Jones call him up

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or take his call, Ed Asner.

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It's good Tommy Lee
Jones worked very short.

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Ed, Ed, just pick up the phone.

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Will you call him for us?

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- I said I would, yeah, call

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but I don't think Dick listens.

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Dicky, Dicky is that you?

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- Yes Ed I'm here. What do you want?

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- Well you don't have
to be so abrupt do you?

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Mark and I are involved
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it's called Senior Entourage.

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What do you think?

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- Well I guess so.

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We've never worked together, have we?

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- What?

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- I said we'd never really
worked t ogether, have we?

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- You and me?

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I remember watching you
with Mary Tyler Moore

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and I learned a lot from watching
you and Mary Tyler Moore.

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I consider you two my tutors.

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So what do you say? Are you in or not?

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- Oh, I'm gonna have
to see a script first.

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- You wanna what?

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- I said I gotta see a script first.

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- Well, we'll send it to you on email.

268
00:11:14.465 --> 00:11:16.342
- Yeah, I'm not too big on email.

269
00:11:16.342 --> 00:11:17.510
Send me a hard copy.

270
00:11:17.510 --> 00:11:19.011
- I got your hard copy.

271
00:11:19.845 --> 00:11:21.055
You bastard?

272
00:11:21.055 --> 00:11:22.390
All right Ed, we are done here.

273
00:11:22.390 --> 00:11:25.059
- Why do you make such problems Dick?

274
00:11:25.059 --> 00:11:27.728
'Cause you're older than everybody else?

275
00:11:27.728 --> 00:11:29.271
Why?

276
00:11:29.271 --> 00:11:30.523
Answer me that.

277
00:11:33.359 --> 00:11:34.193
Hello,

278
00:11:35.319 --> 00:11:36.153
hello?

279
00:11:37.655 --> 00:11:38.489
Dick?

280
00:11:39.699 --> 00:11:40.783
You still there?

281
00:11:40.783 --> 00:11:42.493
If
you'd like to make a call

282
00:11:42.493 --> 00:11:44.286
please hug up and try again.

283
00:11:44.286 --> 00:11:45.287
- Sore head.

284
00:11:46.580 --> 00:11:49.750
And one thing
that every film needs

285
00:11:49.750 --> 00:11:50.710
is an investor.

286
00:11:53.421 --> 00:11:54.755
- It's an honor to meet you sir.

287
00:11:54.755 --> 00:11:57.591
- He wrote us, he's helping
paying for the show.

288
00:11:57.591 --> 00:11:59.343
You see that
guy with was a baseball cap

289
00:11:59.343 --> 00:12:00.386
and a scruffy beard,

290
00:12:00.386 --> 00:12:02.847
that's David Lockhart,
our executive producer.

291
00:12:02.847 --> 00:12:03.764
He's the guy who fooled me

292
00:12:03.764 --> 00:12:06.267
into thinking we could
make a movie for 10 cents.

293
00:12:06.267 --> 00:12:07.226
- Okay. Got you.

294
00:12:07.226 --> 00:12:08.853
- It's an honor to meet you sir.

295
00:12:08.853 --> 00:12:09.687
It's an honor to meet you.

296
00:12:09.687 --> 00:12:11.230
I've been following your career
since I was a little kid.

297
00:12:11.230 --> 00:12:13.315
when I used to watch a
Mary Tyler Moore Show and-

298
00:12:13.315 --> 00:12:14.442
- Mary Tyler Moore Show.

299
00:12:14.442 --> 00:12:15.526
- Yeah. Yeah.

300
00:12:15.526 --> 00:12:16.652
- I was on that.

301
00:12:16.652 --> 00:12:19.613
- That's that's right. You were on that.

302
00:12:19.613 --> 00:12:20.781
- What do you do?

303
00:12:20.781 --> 00:12:22.074
- Yeah, I'm a friend of Brian's,

304
00:12:22.074 --> 00:12:24.452
he brought me on board with this.

305
00:12:24.452 --> 00:12:25.286
- Why?

306
00:12:30.124 --> 00:12:31.834
- I wanna see this project succeed.

307
00:12:31.834 --> 00:12:33.085
- What Project?

308
00:12:34.670 --> 00:12:36.589
Senior Entourage.

309
00:12:36.589 --> 00:12:37.423
- Senior Entourage. That's it.

310
00:12:37.423 --> 00:12:39.759
We're gonna
make a lot of money.

311
00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:41.552
- We're gonna make a lot of money.

312
00:12:41.552 --> 00:12:42.845
That's what Brian told me.

313
00:12:42.845 --> 00:12:43.721
- Huh?

314
00:12:43.721 --> 00:12:44.555
- What?

315
00:12:44.555 --> 00:12:45.681
- You're repeating everything he says,

316
00:12:45.681 --> 00:12:47.933
don't you have an original idea?

317
00:12:47.933 --> 00:12:48.768
- No I don't.

318
00:12:49.602 --> 00:12:50.853
This one I don't.

319
00:12:50.853 --> 00:12:51.687
- What?

320
00:12:51.687 --> 00:12:53.564
- He's one of our investor treat him nice.

321
00:12:53.564 --> 00:12:54.565
- I'm one of the investors.

322
00:12:54.565 --> 00:12:56.901
Oh my God, Ed Asner's chair.

323
00:12:58.486 --> 00:13:03.032
- Hey, what the heck do
you think you're doing?

324
00:13:03.032 --> 00:13:03.866
- Well, I just wanna-

325
00:13:03.866 --> 00:13:06.994
- You're ganna put your
dirty ass on my clean chair?

326
00:13:06.994 --> 00:13:07.912
No way pal.

327
00:13:08.829 --> 00:13:10.331
Who are you?

328
00:13:10.331 --> 00:13:12.458
- I'm one of the
investors on your project.

329
00:13:12.458 --> 00:13:14.794
How much you invest?

330
00:13:14.794 --> 00:13:16.462
- Talk to Brian about that.

331
00:13:16.462 --> 00:13:17.421
- Who?

332
00:13:17.421 --> 00:13:19.256
- Mark Rydell and Helen, they just came,

333
00:13:19.256 --> 00:13:20.257
they are at the door.

334
00:13:20.257 --> 00:13:21.091
- That's great.

335
00:13:21.091 --> 00:13:22.593
- Helen Reddy.

336
00:13:25.721 --> 00:13:27.306
- Come on in.

337
00:13:27.306 --> 00:13:28.140
- Oh thank you so much.

338
00:13:28.140 --> 00:13:29.892
- Do you need more light?

339
00:13:29.892 --> 00:13:30.810
- Hello?

340
00:13:30.810 --> 00:13:31.644
- Nice to see you.

341
00:13:31.644 --> 00:13:33.020
- Nice to see you too.

342
00:13:35.898 --> 00:13:40.903
achieve my final goal

343
00:13:54.083 --> 00:13:55.459
- Yeah.

344
00:13:55.459 --> 00:13:56.877
You're invisible.

345
00:14:01.924 --> 00:14:04.593
- That was the highlight of my life.

346
00:14:04.593 --> 00:14:05.719
- Who's directing?

347
00:14:05.719 --> 00:14:06.971
- I am.

348
00:14:06.971 --> 00:14:07.888
- What You?

349
00:14:20.192 --> 00:14:21.819
- Can I sit over here is this all right?

350
00:14:21.819 --> 00:14:23.195
- Sit in his chair.

351
00:14:23.195 --> 00:14:25.281
- You have one with my name on it?

352
00:14:25.281 --> 00:14:27.408
- What are you doing in my chair?

353
00:14:27.408 --> 00:14:28.242
- What?

354
00:14:28.242 --> 00:14:29.577
- Get out of my chair.

355
00:14:29.577 --> 00:14:31.829
- You're gonna have to
drag me out of this chair.

356
00:14:31.829 --> 00:14:33.163
- My is chair sacred.

357
00:14:33.163 --> 00:14:35.165
- That's right, and I'm a sacred person.

358
00:14:35.165 --> 00:14:36.625
- Get him out of here.

359
00:14:38.294 --> 00:14:40.921
- No chance, this is my chair from now on.

360
00:14:40.921 --> 00:14:42.590
- He is not leaving.

361
00:14:42.590 --> 00:14:45.551
Hey Helen,
are you ready for this?

362
00:14:45.551 --> 00:14:46.677
- I am now.

363
00:14:46.677 --> 00:14:48.137
- Where's the script?

364
00:14:48.137 --> 00:14:50.139
- I keep telling you, there is a script.

365
00:14:50.139 --> 00:14:51.348
- There is a script somewhere.

366
00:14:51.348 --> 00:14:52.683
Mark, I wrote a script,

367
00:14:52.683 --> 00:14:53.517
I gave it to you

368
00:14:53.517 --> 00:14:56.437
but not everyone in this cast
can remember lines, right?

369
00:14:56.437 --> 00:14:58.731
- Well, I remember everything.

370
00:14:58.731 --> 00:15:00.649
What's my name again?

371
00:15:00.649 --> 00:15:01.609
Mark Rydell.

372
00:15:01.609 --> 00:15:03.027
- Oh Yeah I'm Mark Rydell.

373
00:15:03.027 --> 00:15:05.821
- Your comments about
the writing being bad.

374
00:15:05.821 --> 00:15:07.156
I'm one of the investors.

375
00:15:07.156 --> 00:15:09.909
I mean, you weren't serious were you?

376
00:15:09.909 --> 00:15:11.410
- You didn't write this, did you?

377
00:15:11.410 --> 00:15:13.078
- No, but I put money in it.

378
00:15:13.078 --> 00:15:14.830
- How much?

379
00:15:14.830 --> 00:15:15.664
- Enough.

380
00:15:15.664 --> 00:15:16.498
- Enough?

381
00:15:16.498 --> 00:15:18.500
Oh, I'm so worried about your investment.

382
00:15:18.500 --> 00:15:21.003
Do you think you're gonna be okay?

383
00:15:21.003 --> 00:15:22.171
- That's what I'm asking you.

384
00:15:26.258 --> 00:15:30.012
If you can get the money
back at all, try and get it.

385
00:15:30.012 --> 00:15:32.973
Try and see if you can
get half of it back.

386
00:15:34.391 --> 00:15:36.435
Do you think that has anything

387
00:15:36.435 --> 00:15:37.269
to do with the writing?

388
00:15:38.854 --> 00:15:41.190
- That's what happened when the guy sat

389
00:15:41.190 --> 00:15:44.109
down to write this thing,
he fell asleep like that.

390
00:15:47.279 --> 00:15:51.825
- I did a film that didn't
really have a script either.

391
00:15:53.869 --> 00:15:57.081
Kinda like this, kinda like this,
only it was a little bit bigger scale.

392
00:15:57.081 --> 00:15:58.374
Just a little bit.

393
00:15:58.374 --> 00:16:01.502
And it was called Apocalypse
Now, a little bit bigger.

394
00:16:01.502 --> 00:16:03.587
You guys are close.

395
00:16:03.587 --> 00:16:05.714
Now that It looked
like we might pull this off.

396
00:16:05.714 --> 00:16:07.967
Lockhart and I needed another producer.

397
00:16:07.967 --> 00:16:11.220
I knew this terrific actress,
producer, Dahlia Waingort.

398
00:16:11.220 --> 00:16:14.264
Who had performed My Plays In
The Park with Doris Roberts.

399
00:16:14.264 --> 00:16:15.808
Oh gosh. I missed Doris.

400
00:16:15.808 --> 00:16:18.602
She was hilariously funny
and such a sweetheart.

401
00:16:18.602 --> 00:16:20.312
- I am the producer of the film,

402
00:16:20.312 --> 00:16:22.356
I'm also I guess acting in it.

403
00:16:22.356 --> 00:16:23.148
I don't know.

404
00:16:23.148 --> 00:16:24.984
I'm Brian's therapist.

405
00:16:26.110 --> 00:16:28.612
I'm wearing way too many hats.

406
00:16:30.072 --> 00:16:30.906
Oh my God.

407
00:16:30.906 --> 00:16:31.991
What the hell are you doing in here?

408
00:16:31.991 --> 00:16:33.867
Guys I don't have any makeup on,

409
00:16:33.867 --> 00:16:35.285
I'm doing laundry.

410
00:16:35.285 --> 00:16:37.454
What the heck are you doing in my house?

411
00:16:37.454 --> 00:16:39.498
Okay. Did Brian put you up to this?

412
00:16:39.498 --> 00:16:41.000
- Who's Brian?

413
00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:41.834
- I don't know.

414
00:16:41.834 --> 00:16:42.835
- Ian come on.

415
00:16:42.835 --> 00:16:44.712
He's been asking me to produce this film.

416
00:16:44.712 --> 00:16:47.131
He called me as last
night at 11

417
00:16:47.131 --> 00:16:47.965
- They're having lunch.

418
00:16:47.965 --> 00:16:49.967
- I have three kids.

419
00:16:49.967 --> 00:16:51.593
I don't have time to do it.

420
00:16:51.593 --> 00:16:53.762
- Don't worry we'll cut it out.

421
00:16:53.762 --> 00:16:55.389
- What's going on with you guys.

422
00:16:55.389 --> 00:16:58.017
You've been together like
four years or something.

423
00:16:58.017 --> 00:17:01.311
Come on are you gonna get married?

424
00:17:01.311 --> 00:17:04.189
- Why Is it about us now?

425
00:17:04.189 --> 00:17:05.941
- Well, because you don't have to film me

426
00:17:05.941 --> 00:17:07.443
so it doesn't have to be about me, right?

427
00:17:07.443 --> 00:17:08.694
It has to be about you guys.

428
00:17:08.694 --> 00:17:10.904
- Actually I would like
to have an answer on that.

429
00:17:10.904 --> 00:17:11.739
- What?

430
00:17:12.614 --> 00:17:13.907
- Are you like surprised?

431
00:17:13.907 --> 00:17:16.035
- Oh, so now you're
taking sides against me?

432
00:17:16.035 --> 00:17:19.496
- No, why don't you answer the question?

433
00:17:19.496 --> 00:17:20.497
- What question?

434
00:17:20.497 --> 00:17:21.331
- Ian.

435
00:17:21.331 --> 00:17:23.125
- Yes I will marry you okay?

436
00:17:23.125 --> 00:17:26.795
Then let's not do it, then
I'm gonna cut, all right?

437
00:17:26.795 --> 00:17:28.047
- Okay, Brian, I'll do it

438
00:17:28.047 --> 00:17:29.590
if my kids can be in the film, okay?

439
00:17:29.590 --> 00:17:30.466
Oh my God!

440
00:17:30.466 --> 00:17:31.717
- No, no seriously, they're great.

441
00:17:31.717 --> 00:17:34.470
No, no, my daughter's a legit blue singer

442
00:17:34.470 --> 00:17:36.555
and my other one is a drummer.

443
00:17:36.555 --> 00:17:38.348
Why are you
springing on this now?

444
00:17:38.348 --> 00:17:39.433
Your kids have to be in the movie?

445
00:17:39.433 --> 00:17:40.601
- Yeah.

446
00:17:40.601 --> 00:17:42.394
Oh my God.

447
00:17:42.394 --> 00:17:43.937
- Brian, please, please.

448
00:17:43.937 --> 00:17:44.772
They're actually good.

449
00:17:44.772 --> 00:17:45.606
- No, they're really good.

450
00:17:45.606 --> 00:17:46.648
Seriously, Ian knows.

451
00:17:46.648 --> 00:17:48.275
He knows, he filmed them

452
00:17:48.275 --> 00:17:49.651
when they were performing

453
00:17:49.651 --> 00:17:50.652
in Santa Monica a couple of weeks ago.

454
00:17:50.652 --> 00:17:51.820
All right.Give me a break.

455
00:17:51.820 --> 00:17:53.447
Leave me alone, I gotta go.

456
00:17:53.447 --> 00:17:54.281
- Okay.

457
00:17:54.281 --> 00:17:55.574
Come on let's go.

458
00:17:55.574 --> 00:17:58.243
- Okay, guys leave my laundry room please.

459
00:17:58.243 --> 00:18:00.871
- So I've been together
with my boyfriend, Ian

460
00:18:00.871 --> 00:18:02.581
for three and a half years.

461
00:18:02.581 --> 00:18:04.291
And I think for two years,

462
00:18:04.291 --> 00:18:06.668
he's been talking about
he wanted to propose.

463
00:18:06.668 --> 00:18:09.963
We've been looking at rings
and it's been at talk.

464
00:18:09.963 --> 00:18:13.092
But he just needs to
do some X amount of it.

465
00:18:13.092 --> 00:18:14.384
So I'm just waiting.

466
00:18:14.384 --> 00:18:15.677
The clock is ticking.

467
00:18:15.677 --> 00:18:18.055
So if he doesn't start to get going

468
00:18:18.055 --> 00:18:20.599
then let see what happens.

469
00:18:20.599 --> 00:18:22.226
- This is an homage.

470
00:18:22.226 --> 00:18:26.188
This is an homage to Mark and Helen and Ed

471
00:18:26.188 --> 00:18:28.690
and it's an homage to these great actors.

472
00:18:28.690 --> 00:18:30.067
Charlie Robinson is in it

473
00:18:30.067 --> 00:18:32.402
and then Marion Ross, you've
got these incredible people

474
00:18:32.402 --> 00:18:34.029
that wanna be involved in this movie

475
00:18:34.029 --> 00:18:36.031
and then we have to pay respect to them.

476
00:18:36.031 --> 00:18:38.575
And as they come out,
we have to pay respect,

477
00:18:38.575 --> 00:18:41.328
we have to be able to
put food on the table

478
00:18:41.328 --> 00:18:42.579
and we have to pay.

479
00:18:42.579 --> 00:18:44.081
Do you understand we have to pay them.

480
00:18:44.081 --> 00:18:45.290
- How many times are you gonna talk

481
00:18:45.290 --> 00:18:46.583
about Senior Entourage?

482
00:18:46.583 --> 00:18:48.794
I thought you finished
filming that like years ago.

483
00:18:48.794 --> 00:18:50.170
No, we finished filming,

484
00:18:50.170 --> 00:18:51.839
but we still we had to clear music.

485
00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:52.673
It took a long time.

486
00:18:52.673 --> 00:18:54.550
We had to raise some extra money.

487
00:18:54.550 --> 00:18:56.677
- Yeah, and then this
whole thing came on set

488
00:18:56.677 --> 00:18:59.513
with me and Katherine, my girlfriend,

489
00:18:59.513 --> 00:19:00.764
we've been dating for a while

490
00:19:00.764 --> 00:19:02.057
and I've been looking for rings

491
00:19:03.392 --> 00:19:07.354
why I'm not proposing and
what's going on and like...

492
00:19:07.354 --> 00:19:08.230
We have some of your

493
00:19:08.230 --> 00:19:09.231
other clients in the movie.

494
00:19:09.231 --> 00:19:10.065
- Who?

495
00:19:10.065 --> 00:19:10.941
Oh, yeah, yeah that's right.

496
00:19:10.941 --> 00:19:11.775
Marion

497
00:19:11.775 --> 00:19:12.609
Marion Ross?

498
00:19:12.609 --> 00:19:13.443
- Yeah, yeah.

499
00:19:13.443 --> 00:19:14.361
And Jim Meskimen.

500
00:19:14.361 --> 00:19:15.154
- Yeah great.

501
00:19:15.154 --> 00:19:15.988
Talented impressionist.

502
00:19:15.988 --> 00:19:16.822
Yes.

503
00:19:16.822 --> 00:19:17.656
- Very good.

504
00:19:17.656 --> 00:19:18.490
He does De Niro.

505
00:19:18.490 --> 00:19:19.324
He does-

506
00:19:19.324 --> 00:19:20.159
- De Niro, I do De Niro.

507
00:19:20.159 --> 00:19:22.369
Let's hear your De Niro?

508
00:19:22.369 --> 00:19:25.706
- Let's move a little bit, a little bit.

509
00:19:26.582 --> 00:19:28.667
- It's gonna happen.

510
00:19:28.667 --> 00:19:31.628
I mean like soon, 'cause
I am working on it.

511
00:19:31.628 --> 00:19:32.921
Just I have my own plan.

512
00:19:32.921 --> 00:19:34.339
I wanna do it my own way.

513
00:19:34.339 --> 00:19:35.966
And not just like when people say,

514
00:19:35.966 --> 00:19:37.134
"Hey, why don't you do it?"

515
00:19:37.134 --> 00:19:40.429
I'm gonna do it when it feels right.

516
00:19:40.429 --> 00:19:41.763
That's how it is.

517
00:19:41.763 --> 00:19:46.351
- The thing is, I actually,
I don't believe in God.

518
00:19:46.351 --> 00:19:47.394
I'm an atheist.

519
00:19:47.394 --> 00:19:49.521
- Oh an atheist?
- Yeah.

520
00:19:49.521 --> 00:19:52.900
- So does that make you like
freer in your sexual life?

521
00:19:52.900 --> 00:19:55.027
If you're like, you can
just do anything you want

522
00:19:55.027 --> 00:19:58.488
in your sex life because God's
not gonna punish you, right?

523
00:19:59.323 --> 00:20:02.951
You're free to do sex, sex
free, is that wonderful?

524
00:20:02.951 --> 00:20:05.579
It's a wonderful thing,
I wish I could do that.

525
00:20:05.579 --> 00:20:06.455
I wish I could do that.

526
00:20:06.455 --> 00:20:07.831
- You're a priest, you
can't do stuff like that?

527
00:20:07.831 --> 00:20:11.001
- No, I can't do that, I'm sorry, I can't.

528
00:20:11.001 --> 00:20:13.170
I want to, but I can't. I'm not free.

529
00:20:13.170 --> 00:20:15.088
But you are free and you're beautiful.

530
00:20:15.088 --> 00:20:16.465
Look how beautiful you are.

531
00:20:16.465 --> 00:20:19.801
So did you go out there and
you have free sex everywhere?

532
00:20:19.801 --> 00:20:21.178
- I wouldn't say that.

533
00:20:21.178 --> 00:20:22.012
- No?

534
00:20:22.012 --> 00:20:23.222
- No, 'cause I have a boyfriend.

535
00:20:23.222 --> 00:20:24.181
- A boyfriend?

536
00:20:24.181 --> 00:20:25.015
- Yes.

537
00:20:25.015 --> 00:20:26.558
- Oh, that's too bad.

538
00:20:26.558 --> 00:20:28.936
- I've been with them
for a very long time now.

539
00:20:28.936 --> 00:20:29.770
- Really?

540
00:20:29.770 --> 00:20:30.604
- Hmm.

541
00:20:30.604 --> 00:20:31.521
- Is he having sex all over the place

542
00:20:31.521 --> 00:20:32.648
with other people?

543
00:20:32.648 --> 00:20:33.523
- I hope not.

544
00:20:33.523 --> 00:20:36.485
- Oh, well, we'll see about that won't we?

545
00:20:36.485 --> 00:20:38.904
If he comes in and confesses
to me, I'll find out.

546
00:20:38.904 --> 00:20:41.573
But I'm not allowed to
tell you, that's the law.

547
00:20:41.573 --> 00:20:42.491
- That's the law.

548
00:20:42.491 --> 00:20:44.076
- That's the church law, I can't.

549
00:20:44.076 --> 00:20:45.244
If he comes in and says,

550
00:20:45.244 --> 00:20:46.703
"Look, I've been screwing around."

551
00:20:46.703 --> 00:20:47.913
What's your name by the way?

552
00:20:47.913 --> 00:20:48.789
- Katherine.

553
00:20:48.789 --> 00:20:51.083
- I have been screwing around
on Katherine, all the time.

554
00:20:51.083 --> 00:20:52.960
I got all of these women out there.

555
00:20:52.960 --> 00:20:54.294
I can't say anything.

556
00:20:54.294 --> 00:20:55.712
It's the confessional seal.

557
00:20:55.712 --> 00:20:57.381
It's called the confessional seal,

558
00:20:57.381 --> 00:20:59.466
I can't tell you that he's been screwing

559
00:20:59.466 --> 00:21:00.634
around at everybody.

560
00:21:00.634 --> 00:21:02.261
Now back to the issue

561
00:21:02.261 --> 00:21:04.930
of Dahlia's musical munchkins.

562
00:21:04.930 --> 00:21:06.932
Have you ever tried to deal with a mom

563
00:21:06.932 --> 00:21:08.976
who wants her kids in a movie?

564
00:21:08.976 --> 00:21:11.436
- Brian, my kids have performed
in front of 3000 people.

565
00:21:11.436 --> 00:21:12.813
They're professionals as well.

566
00:21:12.813 --> 00:21:14.147
Okay.So just because they're young

567
00:21:14.147 --> 00:21:15.607
doesn't mean that they're not talented

568
00:21:15.607 --> 00:21:16.692
or they don't know what they're doing.

569
00:21:16.692 --> 00:21:18.986
You didn't come to our
concert in Santa Monica.

570
00:21:18.986 --> 00:21:22.948
Okay. You have no freeking
clue what they can do.

571
00:21:22.948 --> 00:21:24.283
And listen, they do originals

572
00:21:24.283 --> 00:21:26.910
so you don't have to worry
about the clearances.

573
00:21:26.910 --> 00:21:28.245
Suddenly
I found myself wishing

574
00:21:28.245 --> 00:21:29.579
I was someplace else.

575
00:21:29.579 --> 00:21:31.248
Any place else?

576
00:21:31.248 --> 00:21:32.791
- Ah, this is better, much better.

577
00:21:32.791 --> 00:21:37.045
I just needed to speak to someone
who really understands me.

578
00:21:37.045 --> 00:21:38.297
All right. All right.

579
00:21:38.297 --> 00:21:39.381
She can have her kids in the movie.

580
00:21:39.381 --> 00:21:41.216
Just not the brat with the hat.

581
00:21:41.216 --> 00:21:42.509
He'd steal the whole show.

582
00:21:42.509 --> 00:21:43.844
- Brian come on.

583
00:21:43.844 --> 00:21:44.678
He's ganna piss

584
00:21:44.678 --> 00:21:46.513
off Asner and Rydell I know it.

585
00:21:46.513 --> 00:21:48.724
- Do you know how many people
are gonna wanna see him

586
00:21:48.724 --> 00:21:49.558
in this film?

587
00:21:49.558 --> 00:21:50.392
He's a star.

588
00:21:50.392 --> 00:21:52.185
He wakes up in the morning to play,

589
00:21:52.185 --> 00:21:53.520
to play the guitar.

590
00:21:53.520 --> 00:21:54.813
He gets up in the morning

591
00:21:54.813 --> 00:21:56.231
and he's like guitar center guitar center,

592
00:21:56.231 --> 00:21:57.566
I wanna go play music.

593
00:21:57.566 --> 00:21:58.650
All right, he's in the picture

594
00:21:58.650 --> 00:21:59.651
but don't let him wear that hat.

595
00:21:59.651 --> 00:22:01.361
I hate that stupid hat he's wearing.

596
00:22:01.361 --> 00:22:02.779
- Oh no the hat?

597
00:22:02.779 --> 00:22:04.364
The hat makes the whole thing.

598
00:22:04.364 --> 00:22:06.033
No, no, I don't
want him wearing the hat.

599
00:22:06.033 --> 00:22:07.784
- Okay, well it's up to Erica. I'm sorry.

600
00:22:07.784 --> 00:22:10.287
Oh God, I
have no right no power.

601
00:22:11.663 --> 00:22:12.664
- Bye.

602
00:22:42.903 --> 00:22:43.779
- Where's the script.

603
00:22:43.779 --> 00:22:45.697
script.

604
00:22:45.697 --> 00:22:47.824
What do we have to do to
get a script around here?

605
00:22:48.658 --> 00:22:49.493
- I was hoping to get laid on his show.

606
00:22:49.493 --> 00:22:52.162
- Yes. Well I'm not up for that.

607
00:22:53.288 --> 00:22:54.122
- You are not?

608
00:22:54.122 --> 00:22:54.956
- No, I'm sorry.

609
00:22:54.956 --> 00:22:56.166
I mean, I like you,

610
00:22:56.166 --> 00:22:58.168
but it's a little pushy.

611
00:22:59.294 --> 00:23:00.337
- Now you go to the movies

612
00:23:00.337 --> 00:23:03.090
and it's all about vampires and zombies.

613
00:23:03.090 --> 00:23:03.924
Yeah, yeah.

614
00:23:03.924 --> 00:23:06.551
- I hope that there are
no vampires or zombies.

615
00:23:06.551 --> 00:23:08.428
- No, no, none that I know.

616
00:23:08.428 --> 00:23:10.389
Come on a few vampires

617
00:23:10.389 --> 00:23:12.349
and zombies never hurt anybody.

618
00:23:17.312 --> 00:23:19.940
I guess that's not exactly true.

619
00:23:19.940 --> 00:23:21.942
- I've looked at Mark lately

620
00:23:21.942 --> 00:23:25.153
and he's got some of those qualities,

621
00:23:25.153 --> 00:23:27.322
if you wanna call them that.

622
00:23:27.322 --> 00:23:29.533
He looks like a blood sucker.

623
00:23:29.533 --> 00:23:31.034
- And your wonderful movie,

624
00:23:31.034 --> 00:23:33.620
the wonderful movie when
you played the old guy

625
00:23:33.620 --> 00:23:34.621
with the balloons.

626
00:23:34.621 --> 00:23:36.081
- Yeah, that's UP

627
00:23:36.081 --> 00:23:37.416
- What are you doing next?

628
00:23:37.416 --> 00:23:38.250
- You.

629
00:23:38.250 --> 00:23:39.084
- Yeah.

630
00:23:40.502 --> 00:23:41.336
- What are you doing?

631
00:23:41.336 --> 00:23:43.004
- I'm looking at your ear lobes.

632
00:23:43.004 --> 00:23:43.839
- Why?

633
00:23:43.839 --> 00:23:46.508
- Because they're so long and funny.

634
00:23:46.508 --> 00:23:47.426
- Pendulous.

635
00:23:47.426 --> 00:23:49.845
- Pendulous, I like that, that's good.

636
00:23:52.097 --> 00:23:55.684
- I had invested in a helicopter.

637
00:23:55.684 --> 00:23:57.769
It was gonna save me a lot of tax money.

638
00:23:57.769 --> 00:23:59.438
Well, after a while,

639
00:24:00.313 --> 00:24:02.607
the guy didn't want it anymore

640
00:24:02.607 --> 00:24:04.234
and I'm stuck with that helicopter.

641
00:24:04.234 --> 00:24:05.068
- Oh.

642
00:24:05.068 --> 00:24:07.154
- So now I thought, how am I gonna get rid

643
00:24:07.154 --> 00:24:08.321
of this helicopter?

644
00:24:08.321 --> 00:24:09.156
- Yeah.

645
00:24:09.156 --> 00:24:11.491
- And it's eating me alive.

646
00:24:14.244 --> 00:24:16.663
- So what I did was, I said

647
00:24:16.663 --> 00:24:19.082
"I'm gonna go on that plane,

648
00:24:19.082 --> 00:24:21.418
up to Hamilton Island with Conrad Hilton

649
00:24:21.418 --> 00:24:22.544
and the duck hunters."

650
00:24:22.544 --> 00:24:24.379
And I'm gonna sell this.

651
00:24:25.630 --> 00:24:26.673
- You never did?

652
00:24:26.673 --> 00:24:27.716
- I finally did.

653
00:24:27.716 --> 00:24:28.967
- Who's the sucker.

654
00:24:28.967 --> 00:24:30.969
- Some guy up in Canada.

655
00:24:36.016 --> 00:24:38.810
- The cast list was in the VARIETY

656
00:24:38.810 --> 00:24:41.521
and there my name is in it.

657
00:24:41.521 --> 00:24:43.648
I said, "what? I'm in the movie."

658
00:24:43.648 --> 00:24:45.734
This is even before we got...

659
00:24:45.734 --> 00:24:47.777
My agent didn't know.

660
00:24:47.777 --> 00:24:50.697
All the names from Brando to mine.

661
00:24:50.697 --> 00:24:54.951
From Brando all the way
down to my name down there.

662
00:24:56.620 --> 00:24:59.039
Which was the one that we had in the film.

663
00:24:59.039 --> 00:25:01.833
- So have her sing in the film.

664
00:25:01.833 --> 00:25:04.002
I want her to sing in the film.

665
00:25:04.002 --> 00:25:05.629
- Okay, so bring her over my house,

666
00:25:05.629 --> 00:25:07.756
my husband Martin is a musician.

667
00:25:07.756 --> 00:25:08.924
Why didn't you tell me that.

668
00:25:08.924 --> 00:25:09.799
I didn't know that.

669
00:25:09.799 --> 00:25:10.884
- Brian come on.

670
00:25:10.884 --> 00:25:11.968
I thought he was a director.

671
00:25:11.968 --> 00:25:13.303
- He's a director, but he's a musician.

672
00:25:13.303 --> 00:25:14.471
You haven't seen him perform?

673
00:25:14.471 --> 00:25:15.889
No you never told me that.

674
00:25:15.889 --> 00:25:16.681
I never knew that.

675
00:25:16.681 --> 00:25:18.099
- Well, he's a musician

676
00:25:18.099 --> 00:25:19.809
and I have a beautiful piano in the house.

677
00:25:19.809 --> 00:25:21.269
Bring her over to the house,

678
00:25:21.269 --> 00:25:23.230
we'll make her feel
comfortable, she'll sing

679
00:25:23.230 --> 00:25:24.397
and I can sell the movie.

680
00:25:24.397 --> 00:25:25.565
I need a hook.

681
00:25:25.565 --> 00:25:27.484
I need an angle to be
able to sell the film.

682
00:25:27.484 --> 00:25:30.320
If I could sell the soundtrack,
I could sell the movie.

683
00:25:41.206 --> 00:25:44.292
- I stumbled upon this tune that she did

684
00:25:44.292 --> 00:25:46.836
that I forgot it was hers which I loved.

685
00:25:51.132 --> 00:25:55.720
flower you have on

686
00:25:57.055 --> 00:26:00.225
And yeah, I mean, I gravitate
towards blues and gospel.

687
00:26:00.225 --> 00:26:02.185
So that might be..

688
00:26:02.185 --> 00:26:04.563
I'm gonna throw that at her
and see if she'd be open to it.

689
00:26:04.563 --> 00:26:05.981
I still haven't learned it,

690
00:26:05.981 --> 00:26:08.733
but it's not that difficult the song,

691
00:26:08.733 --> 00:26:10.569
I just want to understand
the nuances of it.

692
00:26:10.569 --> 00:26:12.696
So I was thinking that might be

693
00:26:12.696 --> 00:26:15.240
the right one to do sort of.

694
00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:19.619
- Brian Connors and
his crazy  ideas.

695
00:26:19.619 --> 00:26:21.371
- Hello, how are you?

696
00:26:22.372 --> 00:26:24.040
- Thanks for coming.

697
00:26:26.251 --> 00:26:27.419
- My pleasure.

698
00:26:28.628 --> 00:26:31.381
- You got a beard. I shaved mine.

699
00:26:33.008 --> 00:26:35.260
- Well, you're much more feminine than me.

700
00:26:35.260 --> 00:26:36.094
- Thank you.

701
00:26:36.094 --> 00:26:36.928
- In nun's outfit you have them,

702
00:26:36.928 --> 00:26:38.096
two Jewish and nuns outfits?

703
00:26:38.096 --> 00:26:39.556
What's the hell is the matter with you?

704
00:26:39.556 --> 00:26:41.057
Have you gone crazy Brian?

705
00:26:41.057 --> 00:26:42.809
Oh my God, please,

706
00:26:42.809 --> 00:26:46.313
I need a shot when I talk to
you, I need a fecking drink.

707
00:26:46.313 --> 00:26:48.148
I'll tell you that when I talk to you.

708
00:26:48.148 --> 00:26:50.984
How long have I known you? Oh my God.

709
00:26:52.110 --> 00:26:54.446
- Why he is a year older than I am

710
00:26:54.446 --> 00:26:57.532
- How come I look so
much younger than you?

711
00:26:57.532 --> 00:27:01.536
- 'Cause of all that surgery you had.

712
00:27:01.536 --> 00:27:05.081
Anyway that's, beauty's in
the eye of the beholder.

713
00:27:05.081 --> 00:27:07.542
If certain people think
you're beautiful fine

714
00:27:07.542 --> 00:27:08.710
they can have you.

715
00:27:08.710 --> 00:27:10.962
I don't care for you that way.

716
00:27:10.962 --> 00:27:13.923
- I'm excited about the fact
that you don't care for me.

717
00:27:13.923 --> 00:27:16.217
- Oh, no, no. That way.

718
00:27:16.217 --> 00:27:17.260
- Oh that way.

719
00:27:17.260 --> 00:27:18.094
- Yeah.

720
00:27:18.094 --> 00:27:19.596
- Sexually, is that what
you are trying to say?

721
00:27:19.596 --> 00:27:22.015
Are you referring to me sexually?

722
00:27:22.015 --> 00:27:23.350
- Yeah.

723
00:27:23.350 --> 00:27:24.643
- And you are not interested?

724
00:27:24.643 --> 00:27:25.935
- No.

725
00:27:25.935 --> 00:27:27.520
does that mean?

726
00:27:27.520 --> 00:27:30.231
- And that nun's outfit
certainly isn't flattering.

727
00:27:30.231 --> 00:27:33.485
- What's the matter with my nun's outfit?

728
00:27:34.819 --> 00:27:36.738
- What's with the nun outfits Brian?

729
00:27:36.738 --> 00:27:38.198
What?

730
00:27:38.198 --> 00:27:40.742
- It doesn't make any sense.

731
00:27:40.742 --> 00:27:43.078
Why do you have them in nun outfits?

732
00:27:43.078 --> 00:27:45.413
Nothing about
this movie makes sense.

733
00:27:45.413 --> 00:27:49.084
- I'm much more of a Jew than Mark.

734
00:27:49.084 --> 00:27:51.461
He probably wasn't even Bar mitzvahed.

735
00:27:51.461 --> 00:27:52.295
- Are you kidding?

736
00:27:52.295 --> 00:27:54.589
My Bar mitzvah was the talk of the Bronx.

737
00:27:54.589 --> 00:27:58.468
I looked out at the world
and said, today I am a man.

738
00:27:58.468 --> 00:28:00.762
The only problem is I
don't have any pubic hair.

739
00:28:01.763 --> 00:28:03.515
What's the movie?

740
00:28:03.515 --> 00:28:05.517
SOME LIKE IT HOT, with Jack Lemon and...-

741
00:28:05.517 --> 00:28:08.061
- But that's funny,
they're in women's outfits.

742
00:28:08.061 --> 00:28:10.063
Well, these guys
are in women's outfits.

743
00:28:10.063 --> 00:28:13.566
They're two old Jewish
guys and nun's outfits.

744
00:28:13.566 --> 00:28:14.984
- It's not looks like it's a bib.

745
00:28:14.984 --> 00:28:16.986
It looks like it's just a schmatta on him.

746
00:28:16.986 --> 00:28:18.780
It's not
schmatta, they are nuns.

747
00:28:18.780 --> 00:28:21.408
- He's got a do-rag on his
head and a schmatta around

748
00:28:21.408 --> 00:28:22.242
like a bib

749
00:28:22.242 --> 00:28:24.369
like he's going to the cafeteria.

750
00:28:24.369 --> 00:28:25.328
Doesn't look like a nun.

751
00:28:25.328 --> 00:28:26.162
You put him in a wig.

752
00:28:26.162 --> 00:28:27.414
You put him in like lipstick

753
00:28:27.414 --> 00:28:28.957
and that's a woman's outfit.

754
00:28:28.957 --> 00:28:31.668
This is not, this is a bib with a do-rag.

755
00:28:31.668 --> 00:28:34.129
- As little as I saw you as an actor,

756
00:28:34.129 --> 00:28:39.050
you had a certain magic, a
certain excitement as an actor.

757
00:28:42.178 --> 00:28:45.515
Maybe it was that evil grin,
that Nazi grin you have.

758
00:28:47.350 --> 00:28:48.184
- But it was that-

759
00:28:48.184 --> 00:28:49.936
- I appreciate the compliment.

760
00:28:49.936 --> 00:28:52.439
- Whenever I got close to you,

761
00:28:53.982 --> 00:28:57.569
'cause when you hired
me for The Virginian.

762
00:28:57.569 --> 00:29:00.822
Gunsmoke, no no no Virginian

763
00:29:03.366 --> 00:29:05.994
Now here's
the grand pop quiz,

764
00:29:05.994 --> 00:29:08.079
"Did Mark Rydell direct Ed Asner

765
00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:11.332
in an episode of The
Virginian or was it Gunsmoke?"

766
00:29:11.332 --> 00:29:13.334
- If I get the episode of Gunsmoke.

767
00:29:13.334 --> 00:29:14.335
- You get it.

768
00:29:14.335 --> 00:29:15.545
- And your name is on it.

769
00:29:15.545 --> 00:29:16.379
- Yeah.put your-

770
00:29:16.379 --> 00:29:17.380
- How much do I get?

771
00:29:17.380 --> 00:29:19.424
- Put your footage where your mouth is.

772
00:29:19.424 --> 00:29:22.427
Truth is it was Gunsmoke.

773
00:29:22.427 --> 00:29:24.095
It was Virginian.

774
00:29:24.095 --> 00:29:25.096
Gunsmoke.

775
00:29:25.096 --> 00:29:27.056
That's too bad, Virginian.

776
00:29:27.056 --> 00:29:28.975
- On the weekend, one
weekend he saw me, he says,

777
00:29:28.975 --> 00:29:30.643
"What are you doing this weekend Charlie?"

778
00:29:30.643 --> 00:29:32.270
I said, "Not much of anything."

779
00:29:32.270 --> 00:29:34.689
He says, "I want you to do something."

780
00:29:34.689 --> 00:29:38.818
He says, "I love this character
that you were working on."

781
00:29:38.818 --> 00:29:40.195
He said, "Would you do me a favor?"

782
00:29:40.195 --> 00:29:41.029
I said, "What is?"

783
00:29:41.029 --> 00:29:45.867
He said, "Go to your room tonight,
whenever you get a chance."

784
00:29:45.867 --> 00:29:47.994
And he said, "Put some of this stuff

785
00:29:47.994 --> 00:29:50.955
down on tape that you put that

786
00:29:50.955 --> 00:29:53.625
how you feel about this guy."

787
00:29:53.625 --> 00:29:54.626
I said, "Really?"

788
00:29:54.626 --> 00:29:55.627
He said, "Yeah."

789
00:29:55.627 --> 00:29:57.378
And I put the stuff down on tape.

790
00:29:57.378 --> 00:30:01.508
I felt because he was kinda
wild eyed and kind of crazy.

791
00:30:01.508 --> 00:30:04.385
And I gave it to him and he listened to it

792
00:30:04.385 --> 00:30:06.387
'cause he wanted to put it in the script

793
00:30:06.387 --> 00:30:09.349
because he had like you, he had no script.

794
00:30:09.349 --> 00:30:11.851
Ed, you fell off the horse?

795
00:30:11.851 --> 00:30:12.685
- Yeah.

796
00:30:12.685 --> 00:30:14.604
horse.

797
00:30:14.604 --> 00:30:16.439
- Knocked off the horse,
I didn't fall off.

798
00:30:16.439 --> 00:30:18.691
They switched horses on me.

799
00:30:21.402 --> 00:30:24.989
Unfortunately, he did a right
turn when he was supposed to.

800
00:30:24.989 --> 00:30:28.701
went under
a low hanging branch

801
00:30:28.701 --> 00:30:31.371
and it knocked me off the horse.

802
00:30:32.413 --> 00:30:34.999
- I thought it was very exciting.

803
00:30:34.999 --> 00:30:36.835
- And as the director Mark said,

804
00:30:36.835 --> 00:30:39.212
"As I got up, back on that horse

805
00:30:39.212 --> 00:30:40.046
- Print, print.

806
00:30:40.046 --> 00:30:41.256
- He said "It's all right Ed,

807
00:30:41.256 --> 00:30:44.717
a lot of guys wouldn't
get back up on a horse."

808
00:30:44.717 --> 00:30:47.136
and I thought well, that will get me

809
00:30:47.136 --> 00:30:48.471
to the store on time.

810
00:30:48.471 --> 00:30:52.600
- Yes I remember it now, as you remind me.

811
00:30:52.600 --> 00:30:55.311
Well you thought
it was The Virginian

812
00:30:55.311 --> 00:30:56.896
- The Gunsmoke.

813
00:30:59.315 --> 00:31:00.316
- Thank you.

814
00:31:00.316 --> 00:31:02.694
- This glass of water is on the key of G.

815
00:31:05.029 --> 00:31:06.281
- You're wrong it's M.

816
00:31:08.908 --> 00:31:09.742
- From the top

817
00:31:09.742 --> 00:31:12.370
Ready, one, two, three, four

818
00:31:12.370 --> 00:31:17.375
that flower you have on

819
00:31:18.751 --> 00:31:23.756
rose from days gone by?

820
00:31:25.633 --> 00:31:30.638
was a-meeting you here today

821
00:31:38.771 --> 00:31:43.776
daddy still calls her, 'baby'

822
00:31:45.361 --> 00:31:50.325
Brownsville say she's crazy

823
00:31:51.784 --> 00:31:56.789
with a suitcase in her hand

824
00:31:58.416 --> 00:32:03.421
dark-haired man

825
00:32:04.297 --> 00:32:09.302
called her Delta Dawn

826
00:32:17.894 --> 00:32:22.899
degree stood by her side

827
00:32:24.651 --> 00:32:29.656
take her for his bride

828
00:32:31.282 --> 00:32:36.287
that flower you have on

829
00:32:37.455 --> 00:32:42.460
rose from days gone by?

830
00:32:44.128 --> 00:32:49.133
was a-meeting you here today

831
00:33:17.078 --> 00:33:19.288
- I have no idea what happened,

832
00:33:19.288 --> 00:33:21.582
but there was some human bones on the set.

833
00:33:21.582 --> 00:33:23.626
Boy, I tell you right now.

834
00:33:23.626 --> 00:33:27.380
My career will be over...
after I leave this place .

835
00:33:27.380 --> 00:33:28.631
- Yeah, yeah.

836
00:33:28.631 --> 00:33:30.258
- What are you laughing at?

837
00:33:30.258 --> 00:33:32.051
- He's got that German quality,

838
00:33:32.051 --> 00:33:32.885
I told you about .

839
00:33:32.885 --> 00:33:35.471
- I told you am Irish
Would you stop that

840
00:33:35.471 --> 00:33:39.976
before the
war they used to ask Jews.

841
00:33:39.976 --> 00:33:44.230
Oh, "You're Jewish" and
the response would be,

842
00:33:44.230 --> 00:33:45.231
"I'm a German."

843
00:33:45.231 --> 00:33:46.399
- Not necessarily.

844
00:33:46.399 --> 00:33:47.233
- I'm a German Jew.

845
00:33:47.233 --> 00:33:48.401
- Is the answer.

846
00:33:48.401 --> 00:33:50.903
- He posed as a German
Jew wherever he could.

847
00:33:50.903 --> 00:33:52.405
with that Nazi grin.

848
00:33:52.405 --> 00:33:53.948
?

849
00:33:53.948 --> 00:33:58.870
.

850
00:33:58.870 --> 00:33:59.704
What do you think?

851
00:33:59.704 --> 00:34:02.665
- You don't got any pants
on? Oh that's funny.

852
00:34:02.665 --> 00:34:04.500
- He goes on at me and the guy

853
00:34:04.500 --> 00:34:06.669
and three other actors are sitting around

854
00:34:06.669 --> 00:34:09.756
and here comes Francis.

855
00:34:09.756 --> 00:34:10.590
Listen, Joe,

856
00:34:10.590 --> 00:34:12.717
he says, "I wanna tell you something."

857
00:34:12.717 --> 00:34:15.219
Now you, you said no, let
me explain something to you.

858
00:34:15.219 --> 00:34:17.472
an actor.

859
00:34:17.472 --> 00:34:20.600
actor

860
00:34:20.600 --> 00:34:22.143
he says whatever goes on
this is set is my set.

861
00:34:22.143 --> 00:34:23.311
Okay?

862
00:34:23.311 --> 00:34:25.063
set.

863
00:34:25.897 --> 00:34:28.566
So, anyway, now what happens is,

864
00:34:34.072 --> 00:34:37.075
Mr. Brando shows up and so they say,

865
00:34:38.034 --> 00:34:39.786
Marty goes to Mr. Brando

866
00:34:39.786 --> 00:34:43.456
and says Marlon, there's
human bones on the set.

867
00:34:47.543 --> 00:34:50.129
The next day there bones are gone!

868
00:34:52.965 --> 00:34:54.634
the bones are gone!

869
00:34:57.011 --> 00:34:58.888
- Oh, this has been such fun.

870
00:34:58.888 --> 00:34:59.889
Yeah.

871
00:35:33.256 --> 00:35:37.176
- If I have to, I can do
anything. I am strong.

872
00:35:38.261 --> 00:35:39.387
I can't sing it.

873
00:36:00.783 --> 00:36:01.784
- Hello, everyone,

874
00:36:01.784 --> 00:36:03.661
I'm on the set of Senior Entourage,

875
00:36:03.661 --> 00:36:08.332
today, Ed Asner, Mark
Rydell and Helen Reddy.

876
00:36:08.332 --> 00:36:10.001
- We have your director.

877
00:36:10.001 --> 00:36:12.003
He wants to do a lot of things, right?

878
00:36:12.003 --> 00:36:13.421
I just need some direction from you.

879
00:36:13.421 --> 00:36:16.257
you're
asking the wrong person

880
00:36:16.257 --> 00:36:18.050
about direction on this one.

881
00:36:18.050 --> 00:36:18.885
I don't know.

882
00:36:18.885 --> 00:36:19.719
- Okay.

883
00:36:19.719 --> 00:36:20.595
- I don't know if there's zombies,

884
00:36:20.595 --> 00:36:22.388
there's vampires, there's whacked out.

885
00:36:22.388 --> 00:36:24.265
Dahlia just
didn't understand how badly

886
00:36:24.265 --> 00:36:26.100
I was scrambling to pull this off.

887
00:36:26.100 --> 00:36:27.560
- Belly dancers. I don't know.

888
00:36:27.560 --> 00:36:29.562
You just gonna have to go with the flow.

889
00:36:29.562 --> 00:36:30.396
- Okay.
- Sorry.

890
00:36:30.396 --> 00:36:32.523
- You're gonna have to go
through everybody's stuff

891
00:36:32.523 --> 00:36:33.733
and just-
- Okay.

892
00:36:33.733 --> 00:36:35.401
- Pick the best things and what you think

893
00:36:35.401 --> 00:36:36.611
are gonna be the best things.

894
00:36:36.611 --> 00:36:37.445
- Okay.

895
00:36:37.445 --> 00:36:38.237
- I don't know.

896
00:36:38.237 --> 00:36:39.614
- Should I coordinate
with Brian the director?

897
00:36:39.614 --> 00:36:41.407
Because I'm just having a
hard time getting to him.

898
00:36:41.407 --> 00:36:42.491
'Cause he's very busy.

899
00:36:42.491 --> 00:36:44.577
Well, it was a
really frustrating morning.

900
00:36:44.577 --> 00:36:48.080
I had to get Ed and
Mark dressed up as nuns.

901
00:36:48.080 --> 00:36:49.540
That was no easy task.

902
00:36:49.540 --> 00:36:53.085
Then Mark goes on this
long search for his keys,

903
00:36:53.085 --> 00:36:54.754
then his wallet, then his phone.

904
00:36:54.754 --> 00:36:56.964
And of course Ed was grumpy as usual.

905
00:36:56.964 --> 00:36:59.383
- I though you said I
was getting my own car.

906
00:36:59.383 --> 00:37:01.969
Why is he in it if it's my car?

907
00:37:03.012 --> 00:37:05.264
We can't afford two cars Ed.

908
00:37:06.265 --> 00:37:07.683
It took Ed 20 minutes

909
00:37:07.683 --> 00:37:09.352
to put the nun's costume on

910
00:37:09.352 --> 00:37:12.104
and when I come back, I see
he's got it on backwards.

911
00:37:12.104 --> 00:37:12.939
And did anybody tell you,

912
00:37:12.939 --> 00:37:14.315
you have your nun's outfit on backwards

913
00:37:14.315 --> 00:37:16.067
that's your t-shirt we can see.

914
00:37:16.067 --> 00:37:16.901
- Yeah.

915
00:37:16.901 --> 00:37:18.027
Do you want to get back?

916
00:37:18.027 --> 00:37:18.986
- I like it better this way?

917
00:37:18.986 --> 00:37:19.820
Okay. Fine.

918
00:37:19.820 --> 00:37:21.572
- I wanna be different from him.

919
00:37:21.572 --> 00:37:23.699
So we finally
get everyone loaded up

920
00:37:23.699 --> 00:37:25.826
in the van and we're all ready to film.

921
00:37:25.826 --> 00:37:27.703
We're gonna drive down to the 405

922
00:37:27.703 --> 00:37:29.538
and get started with our day.

923
00:37:29.538 --> 00:37:32.291
And then Ed announces that
he's got to take a pee.

924
00:37:32.291 --> 00:37:35.670
Well, Liza handed me
Ed's plastic pee bottle.

925
00:37:35.670 --> 00:37:37.588
But as we're driving down the 405,

926
00:37:37.588 --> 00:37:39.173
guess who has to pour out the pee,

927
00:37:39.173 --> 00:37:40.549
me, the director.

928
00:37:40.549 --> 00:37:42.510
But enough about that

929
00:37:42.510 --> 00:37:43.511
let's get back to the movie.

930
00:37:43.511 --> 00:37:46.764
- Hi, it's me the sexy hot nurse again.

931
00:37:48.557 --> 00:37:51.185
And my executive
producer, David Lockhart

932
00:37:51.185 --> 00:37:54.814
well his Tom Cruise fantasy is
cruising way out of control.

933
00:37:54.814 --> 00:37:56.524
- You had me at hello.

934
00:37:56.524 --> 00:37:58.985
Tokyo fever!

935
00:37:58.985 --> 00:38:00.069
This is what happens

936
00:38:00.069 --> 00:38:02.780
when you give actors artistic freedom.

937
00:38:02.780 --> 00:38:04.448
- Now, does it bother you,

938
00:38:04.448 --> 00:38:08.828
that people could think
that you're Tom Cruise?

939
00:38:08.828 --> 00:38:11.205
- I've had it since I was eighth grade,

940
00:38:11.205 --> 00:38:15.126
homeless people to little
kids to grandma's and grandpa.

941
00:38:15.126 --> 00:38:16.460
They think I'm him.

942
00:38:16.460 --> 00:38:18.087
So I think I grew up

943
00:38:18.087 --> 00:38:19.547
sort of like imitating him

944
00:38:19.547 --> 00:38:20.798
- Are you fit?

945
00:38:20.798 --> 00:38:22.091
Can you do all those things?

946
00:38:22.091 --> 00:38:24.885
Can you swing from a
skyscraper at 20,000 feet -

947
00:38:24.885 --> 00:38:26.470
- You have a skyscraper?

948
00:38:26.470 --> 00:38:27.513
Let's go. Let's do it.

949
00:38:28.764 --> 00:38:30.891
- You might get Tom Cruise in this movie?

950
00:38:30.891 --> 00:38:31.726
Yeah.

951
00:38:31.726 --> 00:38:33.144
- Oh my God.

952
00:38:33.144 --> 00:38:34.770
I'd like to meet Tom myself.

953
00:38:34.770 --> 00:38:36.022
Favorite nations.

954
00:38:36.022 --> 00:38:36.939
He's getting the same deal.

955
00:38:36.939 --> 00:38:38.441
- He's getting what I'm getting?

956
00:38:38.441 --> 00:38:39.275
Yeah.

957
00:38:39.275 --> 00:38:40.318
- How did you do it?

958
00:38:40.318 --> 00:38:41.902
You bought him lunch?

959
00:38:43.279 --> 00:38:44.113
Oh my God.

960
00:38:46.240 --> 00:38:47.783
Look who's here.

961
00:38:47.783 --> 00:38:48.743
Look Who-

962
00:38:48.743 --> 00:38:50.202
- Charlie.

963
00:38:50.202 --> 00:38:53.456
- Look hey, y'all look who we got here.

964
00:38:54.373 --> 00:38:55.458
Look at this.

965
00:38:56.584 --> 00:38:58.544
Oh my goodness!

966
00:38:58.544 --> 00:38:59.378
- I'm a big fan.

967
00:38:59.378 --> 00:39:01.922
- Give you a big kiss.

968
00:39:01.922 --> 00:39:05.343
All right, my man Tom, my man Tom.

969
00:39:05.343 --> 00:39:06.969
All right, Good to see you Tom.

970
00:39:06.969 --> 00:39:09.221
Hey, come on back and talk to me.

971
00:39:09.221 --> 00:39:10.056
I will. I will.

972
00:39:10.056 --> 00:39:11.557
- You made my day.

973
00:39:14.560 --> 00:39:16.228
- If I knew anything about this project,

974
00:39:16.228 --> 00:39:17.605
I would be glad to tell you,

975
00:39:17.605 --> 00:39:20.399
but all I know is they picked me up.

976
00:39:20.399 --> 00:39:22.777
He's the one who organized it.

977
00:39:22.777 --> 00:39:23.652
Brian Connors

978
00:39:23.652 --> 00:39:26.947
and we came out here,
which is a very nice place.

979
00:39:26.947 --> 00:39:27.782
- I'll be honest with you.

980
00:39:27.782 --> 00:39:29.909
I've always wanted to be
a player in Hollywood.

981
00:39:29.909 --> 00:39:31.535
So this is my chance and I figure,

982
00:39:31.535 --> 00:39:33.371
this is a baby step.

983
00:39:33.371 --> 00:39:35.623
- But then this other dude comes

984
00:39:35.623 --> 00:39:40.544
and he says "I need the camera
operator can you operate?"

985
00:39:40.544 --> 00:39:41.712
And I'm looking at him.

986
00:39:41.712 --> 00:39:45.633
Then he says, "There
will be food and drinks."

987
00:39:46.550 --> 00:39:48.636
And I'm looking, still looking at him.

988
00:39:48.636 --> 00:39:52.056
And he says, "And hot girls."

989
00:39:52.056 --> 00:39:54.600
and I said, "Yeah, I'm in."

990
00:39:54.600 --> 00:39:56.227
- Senior Entourage.

991
00:39:56.227 --> 00:39:58.354
How could you not like Senior Entourage?

992
00:39:58.354 --> 00:39:59.188
Just the name.

993
00:39:59.188 --> 00:40:01.148
You don't even have to say
who's in it or anything.

994
00:40:01.148 --> 00:40:02.691
Just say, "Hey, we're making a movie,

995
00:40:02.691 --> 00:40:03.526
it's called Senior Entourage.

996
00:40:03.526 --> 00:40:05.069
And people were like, "I
wanna be a part of it."

997
00:40:05.069 --> 00:40:07.905
- I have no clue what's
going on in this movie.

998
00:40:07.905 --> 00:40:10.116
It makes no sense to me whatsoever.

999
00:40:10.116 --> 00:40:11.117
- Look who's involved in this,

1000
00:40:11.117 --> 00:40:13.953
Ed Asner Seven, eight, Emmy Awards.

1001
00:40:13.953 --> 00:40:15.329
That's incredible.

1002
00:40:15.329 --> 00:40:16.747
Absolutely incredible.

1003
00:40:16.747 --> 00:40:19.166
Yeah. I know he's a little abusive to me,

1004
00:40:19.166 --> 00:40:21.961
but that just goes with the territory

1005
00:40:21.961 --> 00:40:25.047
- I met Ed Asner doing a show called,

1006
00:40:26.006 --> 00:40:30.845
Mr. Ricky Calls a Meeting and
it was for LA Theater Works.

1007
00:40:30.845 --> 00:40:34.723
- Some crazy, crazy, crazy
people, it's just wild.

1008
00:40:36.642 --> 00:40:38.060
But I like it.

1009
00:40:38.060 --> 00:40:40.062
- See what happens in the editing room.

1010
00:40:40.062 --> 00:40:41.147
We'll figure it out and post.

1011
00:40:41.147 --> 00:40:42.398
- We are in post.

1012
00:40:42.398 --> 00:40:45.985
All right, we'll figure it out.

1013
00:40:45.985 --> 00:40:47.403
- Your are the director.

1014
00:40:47.403 --> 00:40:51.240
Meanwhile, back
on the set trouble was brewing.

1015
00:40:51.240 --> 00:40:53.784
One of my investors
was walking dangerously

1016
00:40:53.784 --> 00:40:55.870
close to the edge.

1017
00:40:55.870 --> 00:40:58.330
This was the last thing I needed.

1018
00:40:58.330 --> 00:40:59.248
- I don't know if you know this or not?

1019
00:40:59.248 --> 00:41:02.001
I'm one of the producers in this project.

1020
00:41:02.001 --> 00:41:03.377
- Okay.

1021
00:41:03.377 --> 00:41:05.045
How about a trailer?

1022
00:41:06.005 --> 00:41:10.009
- Well, I have to talk to
the head boss about that.

1023
00:41:10.009 --> 00:41:10.843
- Okay.

1024
00:41:10.843 --> 00:41:12.970
What about hair and makeup.

1025
00:41:12.970 --> 00:41:16.015
- I think you're doing just fine.

1026
00:41:16.015 --> 00:41:18.142
- Okay.

1027
00:41:18.142 --> 00:41:21.687
You don't need much hair work or makeup.

1028
00:41:21.687 --> 00:41:23.439
- My hair is getting frizzy.

1029
00:41:23.439 --> 00:41:24.899
- Oh, that's beautiful.

1030
00:41:24.899 --> 00:41:25.733
- Okay.

1031
00:41:25.733 --> 00:41:28.486
- You probably get that all
the time though, don't you?

1032
00:41:28.486 --> 00:41:32.948
- Well, so what's your
part of being producer?

1033
00:41:32.948 --> 00:41:35.659
Are you getting money or?

1034
00:41:35.659 --> 00:41:39.497
- Well, the head honcho
and I are, I like this

1035
00:41:39.497 --> 00:41:41.957
and I, I've invested some
money in the project.

1036
00:41:41.957 --> 00:41:43.042
Yeah.

1037
00:41:43.042 --> 00:41:44.668
- Okay.

1038
00:41:44.668 --> 00:41:47.087
Where the money goes.

1039
00:41:47.087 --> 00:41:47.963
- Sorry.

1040
00:41:47.963 --> 00:41:49.340
- Where's the money.

1041
00:41:49.340 --> 00:41:54.178
- Show me the money. I love black people!

1042
00:41:54.178 --> 00:41:55.679
Show me the money!

1043
00:41:58.516 --> 00:42:01.685
Just joking, I'm just joking, continue.

1044
00:42:01.685 --> 00:42:02.770
- Ignore him.

1045
00:42:03.604 --> 00:42:04.480
- Yeah.

1046
00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:06.148
- I want the money from this show.

1047
00:42:06.148 --> 00:42:08.275
I want the money from this show Brian.

1048
00:42:08.275 --> 00:42:10.194
- Show me the money.

1049
00:42:10.194 --> 00:42:11.028
- All right.

1050
00:42:11.028 --> 00:42:11.987
- I love black people.

1051
00:42:11.987 --> 00:42:14.156
- Oh, I love that he loves black people.

1052
00:42:14.156 --> 00:42:15.282
I like white people.

1053
00:42:16.116 --> 00:42:18.536
- All right good to see you
Tom get out of here, go.

1054
00:42:19.578 --> 00:42:22.248
- Oh, Tom Cruise is totally hot.

1055
00:42:24.083 --> 00:42:25.668
The first time I saw him, I said,

1056
00:42:25.668 --> 00:42:30.047
"Hey I did not know you were
this short in real life."

1057
00:42:30.047 --> 00:42:32.132
He's like, "What? I'm short."

1058
00:42:32.132 --> 00:42:34.635
I'm like, yeah, because the
screen makes you look so big.

1059
00:42:37.096 --> 00:42:40.474
- My private jet is coming to get me.

1060
00:42:40.474 --> 00:42:41.308
- Private jet?

1061
00:42:41.308 --> 00:42:42.726
- Yeah.

1062
00:42:42.726 --> 00:42:44.937
- Wow you scored big.

1063
00:42:44.937 --> 00:42:48.274
You must really be big in Japan.

1064
00:42:48.274 --> 00:42:49.108
- Aha.

1065
00:42:50.985 --> 00:42:53.988
- You really are a lovely woman.

1066
00:42:53.988 --> 00:42:54.822
So.

1067
00:43:02.580 --> 00:43:04.373
- I hope that was good.

1068
00:43:04.373 --> 00:43:06.250
I don't
think that was good Phil.

1069
00:43:09.128 --> 00:43:10.462
Hi, it's Dahlia.

1070
00:43:11.422 --> 00:43:14.091
Hey, would you like to be in a movie?

1071
00:43:14.091 --> 00:43:16.844
On Golden Pond
was a huge success in China

1072
00:43:16.844 --> 00:43:18.971
and has remained popular there ever since.

1073
00:43:18.971 --> 00:43:21.265
- Every Chinese know Golden Pond.

1074
00:43:21.265 --> 00:43:22.641
- I'm very proud of that.

1075
00:43:22.641 --> 00:43:24.351
- Yeah, so if I tell them,

1076
00:43:24.351 --> 00:43:26.103
Oh, this is Golden Pond Director,

1077
00:43:26.103 --> 00:43:28.647
the whole China will clapping.

1078
00:43:28.647 --> 00:43:30.899
- Oh, let's go where they can clap.

1079
00:43:30.899 --> 00:43:31.734
- Yeah.

1080
00:43:31.734 --> 00:43:32.776
- I'd love to hear some applause.

1081
00:43:32.776 --> 00:43:35.529
- Hey, Marion What's this?

1082
00:43:35.529 --> 00:43:37.948
- Oh Kathy, that's that's me,

1083
00:43:39.158 --> 00:43:43.037
and this is my hometown
of Albert Lea, Minnesota

1084
00:43:43.037 --> 00:43:47.041
and I came there to be
open up this theater.

1085
00:43:47.041 --> 00:43:49.710
And that theater has been there forever.

1086
00:43:49.710 --> 00:43:52.921
But I was performing in a
play and they honored me

1087
00:43:52.921 --> 00:43:56.467
by calling it the Marion
Ross Performing Arts Center.

1088
00:43:56.467 --> 00:43:57.301
- Ah.

1089
00:43:57.301 --> 00:43:58.719
- I was thrilled.

1090
00:44:00.220 --> 00:44:01.347
Thank you for asking.

1091
00:44:01.347 --> 00:44:02.181
Okay.

1092
00:44:02.181 --> 00:44:04.642
I always loved
the scenes On Golden Pond

1093
00:44:04.642 --> 00:44:07.561
between the young boy, Billy
and the elderly character,

1094
00:44:07.561 --> 00:44:09.688
Norman played by Henry Fonda.

1095
00:44:09.688 --> 00:44:10.814
That's why it was so special

1096
00:44:10.814 --> 00:44:12.816
for me to see Mark teaching a young girl

1097
00:44:12.816 --> 00:44:15.235
from China how to play piano.

1098
00:44:15.235 --> 00:44:16.111
- What's your name?

1099
00:44:16.111 --> 00:44:18.656
- My name is Catherine.

1100
00:44:18.656 --> 00:44:19.490
- Catherine.

1101
00:44:19.490 --> 00:44:21.492
What a beautiful name.

1102
00:44:21.492 --> 00:44:24.286
I love the name, Catherine.

1103
00:44:24.286 --> 00:44:25.746
Oh, that's a pretty name.

1104
00:44:25.746 --> 00:44:26.914
How do you spell it?

1105
00:44:26.914 --> 00:44:31.502
- C-A-T-H-E-R-I-N-E

1106
00:44:31.502 --> 00:44:36.507
- C-A-T-H-E-R-I-N-E.

1107
00:44:36.632 --> 00:44:37.466
I got it?

1108
00:44:37.466 --> 00:44:38.384
- Yeah.

1109
00:44:38.384 --> 00:44:39.718
- You play something.

1110
00:44:39.718 --> 00:44:40.552
- Okay.

1111
00:44:40.552 --> 00:44:41.387
- Okay.

1112
00:44:59.154 --> 00:44:59.988
- Very good.

1113
00:44:59.988 --> 00:45:01.448
We learned how to play together.

1114
00:45:01.448 --> 00:45:02.491
In On Golden Pond,

1115
00:45:02.491 --> 00:45:06.078
the young boy asks Norman
played by Henry Fonda,

1116
00:45:06.078 --> 00:45:08.664
"Norman, are you afraid of dying?"

1117
00:45:08.664 --> 00:45:11.208
Well, when young Kathy
posed that same question

1118
00:45:11.208 --> 00:45:14.378
to Marion Ross their spontaneous exchange

1119
00:45:14.378 --> 00:45:16.130
really took me by surprise.

1120
00:45:16.130 --> 00:45:18.215
- Nice rhythm. Nice tempo.

1121
00:45:18.215 --> 00:45:19.133
- Who's that?

1122
00:45:19.133 --> 00:45:20.884
- Ah, that's my Paul.

1123
00:45:21.927 --> 00:45:23.846
My Mr. Paul Michael.

1124
00:45:23.846 --> 00:45:27.015
And this is how we looked
when I first met him.

1125
00:45:27.015 --> 00:45:29.518
This was him when he
was young on Broadway.

1126
00:45:29.518 --> 00:45:30.853
Oh, so handsome.

1127
00:45:30.853 --> 00:45:34.189
So handsome and a great singer.

1128
00:45:34.189 --> 00:45:35.816
- Where is he now?

1129
00:45:35.816 --> 00:45:37.985
- Well, he went to heaven.

1130
00:45:40.154 --> 00:45:44.283
Because he was like 80,
almost 85 years old.

1131
00:45:44.283 --> 00:45:46.285
So that was a good life.

1132
00:45:47.119 --> 00:45:50.456
We had a wonderful life together.

1133
00:45:50.456 --> 00:45:53.333
- Are you afraid of dying?

1134
00:45:53.333 --> 00:45:54.835
- No, no, I'm not.

1135
00:45:55.669 --> 00:45:59.757
I find that's a natural
cycle of everything in life.

1136
00:45:59.757 --> 00:46:04.136
And I have a feeling,
I'm not ready to go yet

1137
00:46:04.136 --> 00:46:05.596
but when the time comes,

1138
00:46:05.596 --> 00:46:08.849
you probably are ready somehow, somehow

1139
00:46:10.851 --> 00:46:14.480
because who knows what the next phase is.

1140
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:17.983
And maybe I will want to go somewhere else

1141
00:46:19.067 --> 00:46:23.655
or become a piece of atomic
energy out in the universe.

1142
00:46:25.532 --> 00:46:27.451
Who knows, who knows.

1143
00:46:27.451 --> 00:46:29.536
- Is that all... where you are going to be

1144
00:46:29.536 --> 00:46:31.622
after you go to heaven?

1145
00:46:31.622 --> 00:46:32.748
- I don't know.

1146
00:46:32.748 --> 00:46:35.918
And I don't know anybody
who's been to heaven.

1147
00:46:35.918 --> 00:46:38.879
None of us knows the answer to that.

1148
00:46:38.879 --> 00:46:42.508
And I can live with not knowing the answer

1149
00:46:42.508 --> 00:46:44.593
and nobody knows the answer

1150
00:46:44.593 --> 00:46:49.598
but I think that the structure
of the universe is so orderly

1151
00:46:50.432 --> 00:46:53.560
that I think it's going to be all right

1152
00:46:53.560 --> 00:46:56.980
and maybe something more wonderful

1153
00:46:56.980 --> 00:46:59.566
than we can have ever imagined.

1154
00:47:00.692 --> 00:47:04.488
- Are you going to have a
new adventure in heaven?

1155
00:47:04.488 --> 00:47:06.907
- I think so. I'm sure of it.

1156
00:47:15.958 --> 00:47:17.668
- So what's the schedule today?

1157
00:47:17.668 --> 00:47:20.045
- The schedule is we're gonna be shooting

1158
00:47:20.045 --> 00:47:22.965
some rather unorthodox shots.

1159
00:47:22.965 --> 00:47:25.384
I'm just trusting the director.

1160
00:47:25.384 --> 00:47:26.718
He's the one comes up with all

1161
00:47:26.718 --> 00:47:28.053
the great ideas.

1162
00:47:30.889 --> 00:47:33.225
What's your name by the way?

1163
00:47:33.225 --> 00:47:34.726
- ...Kathrine.

1164
00:47:34.726 --> 00:47:38.897
- Kathrine, What are you
doing behind the camera?

1165
00:47:40.524 --> 00:47:42.609
You're very beautiful.

1166
00:47:42.609 --> 00:47:44.319
- Thank you.

1167
00:47:44.319 --> 00:47:45.153
- Yeah.

1168
00:47:46.238 --> 00:47:47.739
Why don't you put that down a second.

1169
00:47:47.739 --> 00:47:51.618
Hey man don't
even think about it now.

1170
00:47:51.618 --> 00:47:54.037
- No, Just no, no, no.

1171
00:47:54.037 --> 00:47:56.373
- And your interest in this is?

1172
00:47:56.373 --> 00:47:58.458
- Man no, don't go there.

1173
00:48:00.210 --> 00:48:01.628
- I'm writing your paycheck.

1174
00:48:01.628 --> 00:48:04.298
- I will cut your head,

1175
00:48:04.298 --> 00:48:05.215
right here.

1176
00:48:06.049 --> 00:48:07.968
- This is between me and her not you.

1177
00:48:07.968 --> 00:48:10.345
- I'm cutting your head right now.

1178
00:48:10.345 --> 00:48:11.889
Let's say that's what's happening.

1179
00:48:11.889 --> 00:48:13.682
Cutting your head.

1180
00:48:13.682 --> 00:48:14.683
- All right.

1181
00:48:16.226 --> 00:48:19.146
I'm a professional.
- She is taken.

1182
00:48:19.146 --> 00:48:20.397
- Sorry, Sorry.

1183
00:48:21.523 --> 00:48:22.608
- It's fine, all good?

1184
00:48:22.608 --> 00:48:23.442
- All right.

1185
00:48:23.442 --> 00:48:25.944
- All good, just not
that one. You see her?

1186
00:48:25.944 --> 00:48:27.070
- You are a lovely lady.

1187
00:48:27.070 --> 00:48:28.405
Yeah. You're a very lucky man.

1188
00:48:28.405 --> 00:48:29.239
- I know.

1189
00:48:29.239 --> 00:48:30.490
- You're a very lucky man.

1190
00:48:30.490 --> 00:48:32.284
No harm. No foul.

1191
00:48:32.284 --> 00:48:33.118
- Thank you.

1192
00:48:37.164 --> 00:48:41.919
where I could settle down

1193
00:48:46.715 --> 00:48:51.386
would wanna share my life

1194
00:49:00.270 --> 00:49:05.275
could wanna share my life

1195
00:49:27.214 --> 00:49:30.050
- Did you bring this or
is this our wardrobe?

1196
00:49:30.050 --> 00:49:31.093
- I brought it.

1197
00:49:31.093 --> 00:49:31.885
- Okay. Did you-

1198
00:49:31.885 --> 00:49:33.095
- It's how I normally dress.

1199
00:49:33.095 --> 00:49:35.222
- Okay. Did you bring anything else?

1200
00:49:35.222 --> 00:49:36.598
- Yeah, it's outside.

1201
00:49:36.598 --> 00:49:37.432
- Okay, great.

1202
00:49:37.432 --> 00:49:40.185
'Cause this one's a
little busy for camera.

1203
00:49:40.185 --> 00:49:41.979
- You know, I'm one of the producers.

1204
00:49:41.979 --> 00:49:43.188
- Oh, you are, okay.

1205
00:49:43.188 --> 00:49:45.023
Are you in the film as well?

1206
00:49:45.023 --> 00:49:46.149
- Yes.
- Okay.

1207
00:49:46.149 --> 00:49:47.818
So I'll just check with Dahlia

1208
00:49:47.818 --> 00:49:49.319
because she brought me on.

1209
00:49:49.319 --> 00:49:51.571
But I know that there's
a lot of disrespect

1210
00:49:51.571 --> 00:49:54.908
coming from you towards the talent.

1211
00:49:54.908 --> 00:49:58.203
So I just need to get
you in dressed properly.

1212
00:49:58.203 --> 00:49:59.329
And then I'll check with Dahlia

1213
00:49:59.329 --> 00:50:01.581
on what else I'm supposed to do with you.

1214
00:50:01.581 --> 00:50:02.916
- Who said that about me?

1215
00:50:02.916 --> 00:50:04.251
- Just a couple of the talent

1216
00:50:04.251 --> 00:50:06.878
that came to get some
breakfast in the kitchen.

1217
00:50:06.878 --> 00:50:10.799
- I respect every attractive
woman on this set.

1218
00:50:10.799 --> 00:50:11.633
- Okay.

1219
00:50:12.801 --> 00:50:13.760
- What's your name?

1220
00:50:13.760 --> 00:50:15.095
- Erica.

1221
00:50:15.095 --> 00:50:15.929
- Phillip.

1222
00:50:17.764 --> 00:50:21.309
- So what are you gonna wear in the scene?

1223
00:50:21.309 --> 00:50:23.854
- Well, you've just told
me I can't wear this.

1224
00:50:23.854 --> 00:50:26.189
- Okay. So let's grab some other Stuff.

1225
00:50:26.189 --> 00:50:27.566
I'm 'onna check with Dahlia.

1226
00:50:27.566 --> 00:50:29.735
And what's your name again?

1227
00:50:29.735 --> 00:50:31.903
- Phillip.
- Phillip, okay.

1228
00:50:33.739 --> 00:50:35.407
There's a guy on set

1229
00:50:37.075 --> 00:50:40.412
that is being very
disrespectful to all the talent.

1230
00:50:40.412 --> 00:50:43.206
He's really like crossing the line.

1231
00:50:43.206 --> 00:50:44.124
- Okay. Who?

1232
00:50:44.124 --> 00:50:45.459
- He says, he's the producer.

1233
00:50:46.877 --> 00:50:50.547
So I told him that I would talk to you.

1234
00:50:50.547 --> 00:50:51.381
- Phil.

1235
00:50:52.674 --> 00:50:54.259
- Don't know his name?

1236
00:50:54.259 --> 00:50:55.093
- Maybe Phil.

1237
00:50:55.093 --> 00:50:56.178
- Phil. Yeah.

1238
00:50:57.387 --> 00:50:59.848
Look, he put in some money for the film.

1239
00:50:59.848 --> 00:51:00.682
He's an investor.

1240
00:51:00.682 --> 00:51:04.978
He's not really the
producer obviously ,right?

1241
00:51:04.978 --> 00:51:06.605
Okay. I'll talk to him.

1242
00:51:06.605 --> 00:51:09.441
- Okay, cool.
- I'll talk to him.

1243
00:51:09.441 --> 00:51:11.902
- You're a little inappropriate

1244
00:51:11.902 --> 00:51:13.195
with some of the women on the set.

1245
00:51:13.195 --> 00:51:14.404
You have to be careful, okay?

1246
00:51:14.404 --> 00:51:17.491
'Cause I'm producing this
movie and it's my reputation

1247
00:51:17.491 --> 00:51:21.495
and I really don't want
it to go sour for Brian.

1248
00:51:22.704 --> 00:51:26.792
- Wow. That's that's pretty
hurtful thing to say.

1249
00:51:33.590 --> 00:51:35.092
- No, you're a really nice guy.

1250
00:51:35.092 --> 00:51:37.135
Okay. So maybe it's
just you being friendly,

1251
00:51:37.135 --> 00:51:39.304
but a couple of the girls,

1252
00:51:39.304 --> 00:51:40.722
I don't know the crew girls

1253
00:51:40.722 --> 00:51:42.724
and some of the extras have just said

1254
00:51:42.724 --> 00:51:44.476
that you're hitting on them.

1255
00:51:44.476 --> 00:51:45.936
- I'm just being friendly.

1256
00:51:45.936 --> 00:51:47.562
- Okay. Friendly's fine.

1257
00:51:47.562 --> 00:51:50.607
But on a set, there are
ways in which people feel

1258
00:51:50.607 --> 00:51:52.317
like they're crossing the line

1259
00:51:52.317 --> 00:51:53.610
and you just have to be careful

1260
00:51:53.610 --> 00:51:56.238
'cause you're an investor on this movie

1261
00:51:56.238 --> 00:51:58.865
and you wanna be in a position of respect

1262
00:51:58.865 --> 00:52:01.785
and courtesy, but I'm the producer.

1263
00:52:02.702 --> 00:52:04.329
And you really have to understand

1264
00:52:04.329 --> 00:52:06.998
that I like to hire women on my crews

1265
00:52:06.998 --> 00:52:09.918
because then it shows that women
are working in the industry

1266
00:52:09.918 --> 00:52:11.920
and that we should be treated with the

1267
00:52:11.920 --> 00:52:13.421
same equal respect as men.

1268
00:52:13.421 --> 00:52:14.881
And we should be paid the same amount

1269
00:52:14.881 --> 00:52:15.841
of money as men, right?

1270
00:52:15.841 --> 00:52:19.719
- Okay. I'm getting a lot,
a lot of hostility here.

1271
00:52:19.719 --> 00:52:21.263
I'm a loving kind of guy.

1272
00:52:21.263 --> 00:52:23.140
You've got me completely wrong.

1273
00:52:23.140 --> 00:52:26.852
I give out positive vibes to everybody.

1274
00:52:26.852 --> 00:52:29.521
People are just...maybe
you're just misreading me.

1275
00:52:30.939 --> 00:52:34.442
I mean, you are a charming woman.

1276
00:52:34.442 --> 00:52:37.612
- I'm also a married woman Phil.

1277
00:52:37.612 --> 00:52:40.198
I don't know if you
saw my kids on the set.

1278
00:52:40.198 --> 00:52:42.534
They were in the band there.

1279
00:52:44.703 --> 00:52:45.537
Brian.

1280
00:52:46.496 --> 00:52:49.457
Meanwhile, Ed was
really starting to worry me.

1281
00:52:49.457 --> 00:52:51.751
Not only was he back in that nun's outfit,

1282
00:52:51.751 --> 00:52:53.378
he started growing a beard.

1283
00:52:53.378 --> 00:52:55.463
Hey Ian, I need a favor.

1284
00:52:55.463 --> 00:52:57.257
- Yeah, what's up?

1285
00:52:57.257 --> 00:52:59.759
Yeah. I need you to play Dracula

1286
00:52:59.759 --> 00:53:01.219
in this next scene.

1287
00:53:01.219 --> 00:53:02.053
- Dracula?

1288
00:53:02.053 --> 00:53:04.139
Yeah, you can do it.

1289
00:53:04.139 --> 00:53:05.223
- Mark is doing Dracula.

1290
00:53:05.223 --> 00:53:07.309
No, no, no Mark's
tired, he took a nap.

1291
00:53:07.309 --> 00:53:09.186
and now he just wants to go home.

1292
00:53:09.186 --> 00:53:11.104
You know Mark, he's just he's gone.

1293
00:53:11.104 --> 00:53:13.398
- Yeah, but he has to play Dracula.

1294
00:53:13.398 --> 00:53:14.900
we're not gonna
get 'em to play Dracula

1295
00:53:14.900 --> 00:53:15.775
this is our last day.

1296
00:53:15.775 --> 00:53:18.028
- So get someone else. Why me?

1297
00:53:18.028 --> 00:53:19.321
What do you mean why are you?

1298
00:53:19.321 --> 00:53:20.697
You've got the Romanian accent,

1299
00:53:20.697 --> 00:53:21.531
the whole thing-

1300
00:53:21.531 --> 00:53:22.991
- Is because I'm Romanian?

1301
00:53:22.991 --> 00:53:23.825
Yeah. Yeah.

1302
00:53:23.825 --> 00:53:25.410
- Oh it's like a racist thing?

1303
00:53:25.410 --> 00:53:27.829
No, Romanian isn't a race,

1304
00:53:27.829 --> 00:53:29.873
that's like a country or-

1305
00:53:29.873 --> 00:53:30.957
- Come on, forget it.

1306
00:53:30.957 --> 00:53:33.210
No, I'm not playing a vampire, come on.

1307
00:53:33.210 --> 00:53:35.086
Ian come on, I need a vampire.

1308
00:53:35.086 --> 00:53:37.839
- Okay then get someone, you
have a lot of people on set.

1309
00:53:37.839 --> 00:53:39.174
I need a real Dracula.

1310
00:53:39.174 --> 00:53:40.926
- So because I'm Romanian,
I'm playing a Dracula.

1311
00:53:40.926 --> 00:53:42.886
No, you look
like Dracula for God sake.

1312
00:53:42.886 --> 00:53:44.512
- Come on what everybody's
against me here.

1313
00:53:44.512 --> 00:53:47.057
Like the Dahlia wants to
be to like propose now.

1314
00:53:47.057 --> 00:53:48.266
And I'm like...

1315
00:53:48.266 --> 00:53:49.684
Yeah, you should do that.

1316
00:53:49.684 --> 00:53:50.769
You're crazy if you don't propose.

1317
00:53:50.769 --> 00:53:52.103
- Okay. That's nothing to do with that,

1318
00:53:52.103 --> 00:53:53.230
There's other
five guys on the set

1319
00:53:53.230 --> 00:53:54.147
that would if you don't.

1320
00:53:54.147 --> 00:53:56.149
- Yeah, well okay. I'm working on it.

1321
00:53:56.149 --> 00:53:58.610
Okay. But there's no
hell I'm playing Dracula.

1322
00:53:58.610 --> 00:54:00.278
You are playing Dracula.

1323
00:54:00.278 --> 00:54:03.114
- All right, listen, Listen it very good,

1324
00:54:03.114 --> 00:54:06.076
there's just no way I'm playing Dracula.

1325
00:54:06.076 --> 00:54:08.578
You are playing Dracula!

1326
00:54:08.578 --> 00:54:09.496
- No, way.

1327
00:54:15.418 --> 00:54:16.253
I don't know.

1328
00:54:16.253 --> 00:54:17.754
There's something about vampire movies

1329
00:54:17.754 --> 00:54:20.048
with everyone getting their necks bit

1330
00:54:20.048 --> 00:54:21.758
and their blood sucked.

1331
00:54:21.758 --> 00:54:24.302
So I was hoping there was
a way that we could work

1332
00:54:24.302 --> 00:54:27.347
in the vampires and
keep my investors happy.

1333
00:54:27.347 --> 00:54:29.140
Perhaps even use some green screen

1334
00:54:29.140 --> 00:54:33.353
in case we need to find sponsors
or get product placement.

1335
00:54:33.353 --> 00:54:36.439
We need to raise some
money to finish post.

1336
00:54:36.439 --> 00:54:38.858
Welcome
to Al's discount center,

1337
00:54:38.858 --> 00:54:42.988
where our prices won't scare
you like our competitors.

1338
00:54:42.988 --> 00:54:45.073
I guarantee you, you won't walk out

1339
00:54:45.073 --> 00:54:48.743
of here feeling like somebody
sucked the blood out of you.

1340
00:54:48.743 --> 00:54:51.329
So come on down and check out our prices.

1341
00:54:56.376 --> 00:54:59.546
Vampires really suck.

1342
00:55:03.883 --> 00:55:05.343
- Phil. Is that his name? Phil?

1343
00:55:05.343 --> 00:55:06.219
Yes Phil.

1344
00:55:06.219 --> 00:55:07.387
- Okay.

1345
00:55:07.387 --> 00:55:10.390
So he's a nice guy, but he's really like-

1346
00:55:10.390 --> 00:55:11.391
He's a very nice guy.

1347
00:55:11.391 --> 00:55:12.225
- No, no, no.

1348
00:55:12.225 --> 00:55:13.018
He gave us a check.

1349
00:55:13.018 --> 00:55:13.852
That's the kind of guy-

1350
00:55:13.852 --> 00:55:16.104
- So that's why I wanna be cordial to him,

1351
00:55:16.104 --> 00:55:18.648
not up on
the set with the girls.

1352
00:55:18.648 --> 00:55:20.483
Okay. With the women on our...

1353
00:55:20.483 --> 00:55:22.527
He's a little, I don't know.

1354
00:55:22.527 --> 00:55:24.112
He's lonely.

1355
00:55:24.112 --> 00:55:27.532
- Okay. But he can't use
this like a dating service.

1356
00:55:27.532 --> 00:55:30.201
We're not not here to satisfy his whims,

1357
00:55:30.201 --> 00:55:33.455
did he pay for us to be
able to get him a date?

1358
00:55:33.455 --> 00:55:34.289
I don't know.

1359
00:55:34.289 --> 00:55:36.624
He's trying to hit

1360
00:55:36.624 --> 00:55:38.710
on our crew and our cast.

1361
00:55:39.711 --> 00:55:41.504
- What's going on, man?

1362
00:55:41.504 --> 00:55:43.631
- What's your name?

1363
00:55:43.631 --> 00:55:44.466
- I'm Phillip.

1364
00:55:44.466 --> 00:55:45.300
- Hey Phillip.

1365
00:55:45.300 --> 00:55:48.470
I hear you're looking for some action.

1366
00:55:49.679 --> 00:55:50.513
Hey.

1367
00:55:54.309 --> 00:55:56.227
- I think you got the wrong guy buddy.

1368
00:55:56.227 --> 00:55:59.147
- No, you look like the right guy.

1369
00:55:59.147 --> 00:56:01.232
Hey Phil. Where'd you go?

1370
00:56:02.650 --> 00:56:06.488
Phil, come on take on
someone your own size.

1371
00:56:09.157 --> 00:56:10.909
- Are you on a mission here in America?

1372
00:56:10.909 --> 00:56:11.743
- On a mission?

1373
00:56:11.743 --> 00:56:12.660
No, I'm a MacGuffin.

1374
00:56:12.660 --> 00:56:14.079
I have nothing to do with anything.

1375
00:56:14.079 --> 00:56:15.372
I'm a MacGuffin.

1376
00:56:15.372 --> 00:56:17.540
I have nothing to do with the
whole plot of this damn thing.

1377
00:56:17.540 --> 00:56:19.376
I don't even know why I'm involved,

1378
00:56:19.376 --> 00:56:21.169
but I'm so happy to see you.

1379
00:56:21.169 --> 00:56:22.754
- I have a confession to make.

1380
00:56:22.754 --> 00:56:23.838
- Oh, really?

1381
00:56:23.838 --> 00:56:25.090
- Yes.

1382
00:56:25.090 --> 00:56:26.758
- I'd love to hear it.

1383
00:56:28.009 --> 00:56:30.303
- I was playing the victim for too long.

1384
00:56:30.303 --> 00:56:33.014
- Oh, look at the eye patch going back.

1385
00:56:33.014 --> 00:56:34.933
Oh my God, look at you.

1386
00:56:36.142 --> 00:56:38.144
- I told Mr. Rydell.

1387
00:56:38.144 --> 00:56:38.978
- Yeah.

1388
00:56:38.978 --> 00:56:40.230
- That I was tortured.

1389
00:56:40.230 --> 00:56:41.272
- Tortured?

1390
00:56:41.272 --> 00:56:42.857
- That's why I lost my eye.

1391
00:56:42.857 --> 00:56:43.817
- Oh really?

1392
00:56:43.817 --> 00:56:46.403
- But I just wanted to be a victim.

1393
00:56:46.403 --> 00:56:48.446
I wanted his sympathy.

1394
00:56:48.446 --> 00:56:50.240
- All right, I can see that.

1395
00:56:50.240 --> 00:56:51.616
- I wasn't tortured.

1396
00:56:51.616 --> 00:56:52.450
- No.

1397
00:56:52.450 --> 00:56:53.284
- I torture people.

1398
00:56:53.284 --> 00:56:55.829
- You torture, you torturing me right now.

1399
00:56:55.829 --> 00:56:57.622
I'm getting very excited.

1400
00:56:57.622 --> 00:56:59.624
- Is excitement torture?

1401
00:57:00.959 --> 00:57:02.836
- This is my very first confession ever.

1402
00:57:02.836 --> 00:57:03.670
- Oh really?

1403
00:57:03.670 --> 00:57:05.547
What can you give me the quickie one?

1404
00:57:05.547 --> 00:57:06.381
- Oh, I like a cookie.

1405
00:57:06.381 --> 00:57:07.465
- I like a quickie too.

1406
00:57:07.465 --> 00:57:09.676
- Is it the one from Amsterdam
with the stuff in it?

1407
00:57:09.676 --> 00:57:11.219
- I don't know what the
hell are you talking about?

1408
00:57:11.219 --> 00:57:13.430
- Oh, in Amsterdam we only
have cookies with stuff in it.

1409
00:57:13.430 --> 00:57:14.639
- Oh really?
- Yeah.

1410
00:57:14.639 --> 00:57:15.849
- Well would you confess your sins now?

1411
00:57:15.849 --> 00:57:17.725
- Oh yeah this was confession.

1412
00:57:17.725 --> 00:57:20.770
- So ever since I saw
Jude law in The Pope,

1413
00:57:20.770 --> 00:57:22.355
I can't get over him.

1414
00:57:22.355 --> 00:57:24.274
- Wow. Could you get into him?

1415
00:57:24.274 --> 00:57:25.191
- Yeah. No.

1416
00:57:26.568 --> 00:57:29.320
I mean, no, this is a confession...

1417
00:57:59.809 --> 00:58:00.935
Hey, Dahlia.

1418
00:58:00.935 --> 00:58:02.520
- Oh, Brian please.

1419
00:58:02.520 --> 00:58:03.354
One more thing-

1420
00:58:03.354 --> 00:58:04.189
- I Just need five minutes.

1421
00:58:04.189 --> 00:58:05.231
Just one more thing, please.

1422
00:58:05.231 --> 00:58:06.065
I know you've worked hard,

1423
00:58:06.065 --> 00:58:07.025
but I need one more thing.

1424
00:58:07.025 --> 00:58:07.859
- What?

1425
00:58:07.859 --> 00:58:08.818
I don't know where Ian is

1426
00:58:08.818 --> 00:58:10.111
and I don't know where
the hard drives are.

1427
00:58:10.111 --> 00:58:11.154
We don't have back ups

1428
00:58:11.154 --> 00:58:13.281
and I think we're screwed
if Ian's pissed off at me.

1429
00:58:13.281 --> 00:58:15.950
- Ian's not pissed off, he
is finally getting married.

1430
00:58:15.950 --> 00:58:16.910
He's okay.

1431
00:58:16.910 --> 00:58:18.661
He didn't like
doing that vampire thing.

1432
00:58:18.661 --> 00:58:21.289
...and he's pissed off at me.

1433
00:58:21.289 --> 00:58:22.415
- It's okay.

1434
00:58:22.415 --> 00:58:24.250
He's an actor as well

1435
00:58:24.250 --> 00:58:25.084
There's a couple of things

1436
00:58:25.084 --> 00:58:26.794
I'd like you to do one more scene.

1437
00:58:26.794 --> 00:58:28.588
- One more scene, are you crazy?

1438
00:58:28.588 --> 00:58:29.422
Yes one more scene.

1439
00:58:29.422 --> 00:58:31.966
- No, I've given you three
weeks of my life for this.

1440
00:58:31.966 --> 00:58:33.801
You know, whatever I had to-

1441
00:58:33.801 --> 00:58:35.053
You had fun too.

1442
00:58:35.053 --> 00:58:38.973
- Okay, I had fun but
your degree of toxicity,

1443
00:58:38.973 --> 00:58:41.434
I'm trying to sweat it out right in here

1444
00:58:41.434 --> 00:58:43.019
and you're not even
giving me five minutes.

1445
00:58:43.019 --> 00:58:44.312
Now am toxic, right?.

1446
00:58:44.312 --> 00:58:45.772
Now you say that to me after-

1447
00:58:45.772 --> 00:58:47.690
- Okay, you're not toxic, okay?

1448
00:58:47.690 --> 00:58:49.901
It's just Phil and everything that-

1449
00:58:49.901 --> 00:58:51.611
What about
Phil? He wrote us a check.

1450
00:58:51.611 --> 00:58:52.487
We wouldn't be making this movie...-

1451
00:58:52.487 --> 00:58:54.364
- He wrote us check but I
almost got fricking sued

1452
00:58:54.364 --> 00:58:57.784
by sexual harassment case with
one of our wardrobe people.

1453
00:58:57.784 --> 00:58:59.118
Can you please close the door

1454
00:58:59.118 --> 00:59:01.496
so that I can relax for five minutes?

1455
00:59:01.496 --> 00:59:03.039
Okay. I'm trying to sweat it out.

1456
00:59:03.039 --> 00:59:05.124
Come down,
all right? For God sake.

1457
00:59:05.124 --> 00:59:06.334
door!

1458
00:59:06.334 --> 00:59:07.168
Come down!

1459
00:59:13.758 --> 00:59:15.260
- Stop filming me.

1460
00:59:20.890 --> 00:59:22.141
- I can see you're a beautiful woman.

1461
00:59:22.141 --> 00:59:23.893
I think men have been ravaging you

1462
00:59:23.893 --> 00:59:26.771
probably for years, have they?

1463
00:59:26.771 --> 00:59:27.939
- I have three children.

1464
00:59:27.939 --> 00:59:28.773
- Oh, really?

1465
00:59:28.773 --> 00:59:29.732
- I don't think that I should be talking

1466
00:59:29.732 --> 00:59:30.733
to you about that stuff.

1467
00:59:30.733 --> 00:59:31.568
- Oh no.

1468
00:59:32.944 --> 00:59:34.237
- Yeah. Brian-

1469
00:59:34.237 --> 00:59:35.488
- I have several children myself

1470
00:59:35.488 --> 00:59:36.864
and I am a priest, do you believe that?

1471
00:59:36.864 --> 00:59:37.865
- Priests can't have children?

1472
00:59:37.865 --> 00:59:39.784
- Oh, well I can, I'm a different kind-

1473
00:59:39.784 --> 00:59:41.578
- Yeah, of course you are, right?

1474
00:59:42.412 --> 00:59:45.373
- I'm a bit of a womanizer,
you know what I mean.

1475
00:59:45.373 --> 00:59:47.000
- I have a couple of drinks like this

1476
00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:50.628
and well, I'm not going...

1477
00:59:50.628 --> 00:59:51.754
- I'm really ...

1478
00:59:51.754 --> 00:59:52.589
- Really you too.

1479
00:59:52.589 --> 00:59:53.423
- Yeah.

1480
00:59:53.423 --> 00:59:54.674
- Are you kidding me? All right.

1481
00:59:54.674 --> 00:59:55.508
- Oh, thank you.

1482
00:59:55.508 --> 00:59:56.342
- ...Jack.

1483
00:59:56.342 --> 00:59:57.176
- Yeah.

1484
00:59:57.176 --> 00:59:58.177
- Oh right. There you go.

1485
00:59:58.177 --> 00:59:59.012
Oh my God.

1486
00:59:59.012 --> 01:00:02.015
Yeah. It always gets
me a little jacked off,

1487
01:00:02.015 --> 01:00:03.349
when I drink this, you know?

1488
01:00:03.349 --> 01:00:04.183
- Wow. Wow.

1489
01:00:04.183 --> 01:00:06.060
- Isn't that good?

1490
01:00:06.060 --> 01:00:08.271
- I could use two more tonight.

1491
01:00:08.271 --> 01:00:11.274
- I think you and I might be an item...

1492
01:00:11.274 --> 01:00:12.108
if you think of it.

1493
01:00:12.108 --> 01:00:13.526
- Oh, I wouldn't mind
getting in the bathtub.

1494
01:00:13.526 --> 01:00:14.611
I actually have been wanting-

1495
01:00:14.611 --> 01:00:17.238
- Oh God, this is what I've
been hoping for all of my life.

1496
01:00:17.238 --> 01:00:18.448
- This is a really nice one.

1497
01:00:18.448 --> 01:00:19.282
- Isn't this nice?

1498
01:00:19.282 --> 01:00:20.992
It's very comfy, isn't it?

1499
01:00:20.992 --> 01:00:23.703
Oh, I never thought I'd be in
a bathtub with a Jewish women.

1500
01:00:23.703 --> 01:00:25.330
I really didn't.

1501
01:00:25.330 --> 01:00:26.873
You're the second one to come in here.

1502
01:00:26.873 --> 01:00:28.124
The first one was a Jew.

1503
01:00:28.124 --> 01:00:29.500
- Tell me story father.

1504
01:00:29.500 --> 01:00:31.628
Sorry. This
part is only available

1505
01:00:31.628 --> 01:00:33.713
in the special features menu due

1506
01:00:33.713 --> 01:00:36.549
to explicit language and content.

1507
01:00:40.011 --> 01:00:41.638
- Okay, so I convinced Brian

1508
01:00:41.638 --> 01:00:43.640
that you guys can be in the movie, okay?

1509
01:00:43.640 --> 01:00:45.058
But you have to play music.

1510
01:00:45.058 --> 01:00:47.018
You have to play the drums
and you have to sing.

1511
01:00:47.018 --> 01:00:48.144
- What type of movie is it?

1512
01:00:48.144 --> 01:00:49.562
Does it have like zombies?

1513
01:00:49.562 --> 01:00:50.563
- No, it doesn't have zombies.

1514
01:00:50.563 --> 01:00:51.648
What are you talking about?

1515
01:00:51.648 --> 01:00:53.733
This is a movie about Ed
Asner and Mark Rydell,

1516
01:00:53.733 --> 01:00:54.817
it's a movie about old guys.

1517
01:00:54.817 --> 01:00:56.027
They don't have zombies.

1518
01:00:56.027 --> 01:00:57.904
- Come on everybody is driving me crazy.

1519
01:00:57.904 --> 01:01:00.239
I'm just trying to get
this movie done, all right?

1520
01:01:00.239 --> 01:01:01.366
- Easy buddy, easy.

1521
01:01:01.366 --> 01:01:02.659
No more kids in the movie.

1522
01:01:02.659 --> 01:01:04.077
- No more kids in the movie?

1523
01:01:04.077 --> 01:01:06.162
- No more kids in the movie.

1524
01:01:13.419 --> 01:01:16.547
Hello folks here at Ray's

1525
01:01:16.547 --> 01:01:18.383
audio and video, we understand budgets.

1526
01:01:18.383 --> 01:01:20.176
And we'd like to help put you

1527
01:01:20.176 --> 01:01:23.805
into a new entertainment
center that you can afford.

1528
01:01:23.805 --> 01:01:25.223
So don't be a zombie.

1529
01:01:25.223 --> 01:01:27.934
Get on up out of that
chair and come on down.

1530
01:01:27.934 --> 01:01:29.852
We're here until 10 o'clock tonight.

1531
01:01:29.852 --> 01:01:32.689
You wouldn't want to end
up looking like this guy.

1532
01:01:32.689 --> 01:01:33.523
- Oh my God.

1533
01:01:33.523 --> 01:01:34.691
I'm worried about getting sued.

1534
01:01:34.691 --> 01:01:36.567
We're gonna need a lawyer.

1535
01:01:36.567 --> 01:01:39.570
- Hi, I'm Melissa Centeno
from Canteno Law Firm.

1536
01:01:39.570 --> 01:01:41.864
I am a partner and founder of the firm

1537
01:01:41.864 --> 01:01:43.533
where we specialize in corporate,

1538
01:01:43.533 --> 01:01:45.034
and mergers and acquisitions.

1539
01:01:51.874 --> 01:01:55.086
- How do you know when a lawyer is lying?

1540
01:01:55.086 --> 01:01:56.754
Her lips are moving.

1541
01:01:57.880 --> 01:02:00.591
- Come on. Let's go see the cast.

1542
01:02:03.761 --> 01:02:04.762
- Oh my God.

1543
01:02:04.762 --> 01:02:06.723
Are you kidding?

1544
01:02:06.723 --> 01:02:08.975
Jimmy this is the greatest.

1545
01:02:08.975 --> 01:02:11.394
- Hi, how are you?
- I'm good...

1546
01:02:13.521 --> 01:02:15.189
- What are you doing.

1547
01:02:16.774 --> 01:02:18.192
What are you doing?

1548
01:02:22.989 --> 01:02:25.908
- I want to suck your blood.

1549
01:02:25.908 --> 01:02:26.743
- Oh yeah.

1550
01:02:26.743 --> 01:02:28.327
Cut, cut.

1551
01:02:29.704 --> 01:02:30.830
I said cut.

1552
01:03:29.013 --> 01:03:32.099
- "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.

1553
01:03:34.101 --> 01:03:37.772
- Creeps in this petty
pace from day to day.

1554
01:03:39.524 --> 01:03:43.319
- To the last syllable of recorded time.

1555
01:03:43.319 --> 01:03:45.905
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

1556
01:03:45.905 --> 01:03:47.824
the way to dusty death.

1557
01:03:49.534 --> 01:03:51.536
- Out, out brief candle,

1558
01:03:54.080 --> 01:03:56.415
life's but a walking shadow.

1559
01:03:57.625 --> 01:04:00.711
- A poor player that
struts and frets his hour

1560
01:04:00.711 --> 01:04:04.590
upon the stage and then is heard no more.

1561
01:04:04.590 --> 01:04:07.093
- It is a tale told by an idiot full

1562
01:04:07.093 --> 01:04:09.512
of sound and fury signifying-

1563
01:04:11.556 --> 01:04:14.058
- Signifying nothing, nothing".

1564
01:04:15.017 --> 01:04:16.978
- Ian actually just got a new dog

1565
01:04:16.978 --> 01:04:19.313
and he wants the dog in the film.

1566
01:04:19.313 --> 01:04:20.648
What?

1567
01:04:20.648 --> 01:04:21.691
- It's a really cute puppy.

1568
01:04:21.691 --> 01:04:24.318
People will actually come to see a movie

1569
01:04:24.318 --> 01:04:25.820
because of dogs...

1570
01:04:25.820 --> 01:04:29.156
Oh, come on what
are we a YouTube video here?

1571
01:04:40.877 --> 01:04:41.878
What's with Ian?

1572
01:04:41.878 --> 01:04:42.712
He wants his dog?

1573
01:04:42.712 --> 01:04:44.046
And why is he telling us now?

1574
01:04:44.046 --> 01:04:45.256
- But I think it would be really cute,

1575
01:04:45.256 --> 01:04:48.009
you can have the dog sit
on Mark's lap or Ed's lap.

1576
01:04:48.009 --> 01:04:49.844
We already have
enough dogs in this movie.

1577
01:04:49.844 --> 01:04:51.637
We don't need another dog in this movie.

1578
01:04:51.637 --> 01:04:54.473
- Or maybe Ed's dog and
Ian's dog, can you know...

1579
01:04:55.641 --> 01:04:57.643
- No, can do what!?

1580
01:04:57.643 --> 01:05:01.480
What are you suggesting?
What kind of movie is this?

1581
01:05:04.525 --> 01:05:05.902
Are these dogs in the union?

1582
01:05:05.902 --> 01:05:07.194
Are they SAG dogs?

1583
01:05:29.926 --> 01:05:31.177
- Ready? Come on.

1584
01:05:37.683 --> 01:05:41.604
- The things a producer has to go through.

1585
01:05:41.604 --> 01:05:42.438
- My God.

1586
01:05:42.438 --> 01:05:45.232
- Right over here, right there.

1587
01:05:45.232 --> 01:05:48.110
- This is, what we've been promising him.

1588
01:05:49.445 --> 01:05:51.656
This is how we got him
to get in the shoot.

1589
01:06:00.122 --> 01:06:04.168
- Okay. So we don't have any
more money for a wrap party.

1590
01:06:04.168 --> 01:06:06.212
You have to get another investor.

1591
01:06:06.212 --> 01:06:07.338
- Another cameo?

1592
01:06:07.338 --> 01:06:10.800
- I'm Henry Penzi, I'm from
the original Entourage.

1593
01:06:10.800 --> 01:06:14.720
I was called in by Brian,
the director on this movie.

1594
01:06:14.720 --> 01:06:16.847
And I was a big fan when he brought up

1595
01:06:16.847 --> 01:06:19.058
the great name as Senior Entourage.

1596
01:06:19.058 --> 01:06:22.019
So I am still a big fan
of Senior Entourage.

1597
01:06:22.019 --> 01:06:23.771
Hey Henry,
is Wahlberg gonna sue us

1598
01:06:23.771 --> 01:06:25.856
for using the title Senior Entourage?

1599
01:06:25.856 --> 01:06:27.441
- No, he's not gonna sue us actually

1600
01:06:27.441 --> 01:06:28.651
because I'm part of it so

1601
01:06:31.278 --> 01:06:35.199
- My name is Greg, I'm
in one of the gym scenes.

1602
01:06:35.199 --> 01:06:36.325
Henry brought me in

1603
01:06:36.325 --> 01:06:38.828
and I just had a couple
of minutes to think.

1604
01:06:38.828 --> 01:06:43.040
And I think Senior
Entourage is the best one

1605
01:06:43.040 --> 01:06:45.292
or maybe...Age Before Beauty.

1606
01:06:48.254 --> 01:06:50.631
- The title, you want to title, right?

1607
01:06:50.631 --> 01:06:52.550
- Senior Fever.

1608
01:06:52.550 --> 01:06:54.552
- I'm George I'm here for dessert.

1609
01:06:58.097 --> 01:07:02.393
I was part of Brian's
Entourage when he was 17.

1610
01:07:02.393 --> 01:07:03.811
In fact, a little bit earlier,

1611
01:07:03.811 --> 01:07:05.438
I went to high school with Brian

1612
01:07:05.438 --> 01:07:07.565
and certain stories are sealed

1613
01:07:07.565 --> 01:07:10.401
but for enough money, I will...

1614
01:07:11.861 --> 01:07:15.448
- I have a Chinese name
already for this one

1615
01:07:18.075 --> 01:07:22.246
It's like, direct translation
will be Senior Again.

1616
01:07:29.253 --> 01:07:31.630
- I can see Russia.

1617
01:07:31.630 --> 01:07:33.507
script?

1618
01:07:34.508 --> 01:07:37.011
Where is the script we were
supposed to do something,

1619
01:07:37.011 --> 01:07:38.929
clearly we had an idea.

1620
01:07:38.929 --> 01:07:40.306
Where is the script?

1621
01:07:40.306 --> 01:07:43.225
Since I couldn't
wake Ed up from his nun nap,

1622
01:07:43.225 --> 01:07:45.478
I asked their old buddy writer,

1623
01:07:45.478 --> 01:07:48.397
Jerry Sedley to stand
in for the sunset shot.

1624
01:08:03.079 --> 01:08:04.413
So it was finally time

1625
01:08:04.413 --> 01:08:08.084
to see if Dahlia's musical
munchkins had the right stuff.

1626
01:08:08.084 --> 01:08:09.126
- Hi everybody.

1627
01:08:09.126 --> 01:08:10.836
Today, I'm ganna sing an original

1628
01:08:10.836 --> 01:08:13.255
and this is sister Rebecca.

1629
01:08:13.255 --> 01:08:14.465
This is my brother Noah.

1630
01:08:14.465 --> 01:08:15.966
And this is my dad Martin.

1631
01:08:59.844 --> 01:09:04.849
to the end of time

1632
01:09:11.564 --> 01:09:13.023
Well, I'm
very happy to say that

1633
01:09:13.023 --> 01:09:15.234
Dahlia's kids certainly proved me wrong.

1634
01:10:13.667 --> 01:10:15.211
- Don't you be scared girl.

1635
01:10:18.255 --> 01:10:20.841
- Excuse me, are you Andy Dick?

1636
01:10:22.009 --> 01:10:24.595
- If there's money in it, yes.

1637
01:10:24.595 --> 01:10:26.263
- No really, are you Andy Dick?

1638
01:10:26.263 --> 01:10:27.973
- Not exactly, no.

1639
01:10:27.973 --> 01:10:29.683
- You probably get that a lot, don't you?

1640
01:10:29.683 --> 01:10:31.393
- I get that from time to time?

1641
01:10:32.228 --> 01:10:35.064
- I think he's alive. Oh B'jesus.

1642
01:10:35.064 --> 01:10:39.401
Let me give you a little...

1643
01:10:39.401 --> 01:10:42.613
There you are. There you are.

1644
01:10:42.613 --> 01:10:43.822
Come on, get up.

1645
01:10:43.822 --> 01:10:44.823
- Who the hell are you?

1646
01:10:44.823 --> 01:10:46.617
- You gotta to confess your sins to me.

1647
01:10:46.617 --> 01:10:47.701
Come on, get up.

1648
01:10:47.701 --> 01:10:49.286
Don't give me a hard time now.

1649
01:10:49.286 --> 01:10:50.162
- Want me confess what sins?

1650
01:10:50.162 --> 01:10:51.997
- Sins, the sins of your unholy life.

1651
01:10:51.997 --> 01:10:53.582
- What are doing with that vodka?

1652
01:10:55.042 --> 01:10:55.876
- Come on now, get up.

1653
01:10:55.876 --> 01:10:57.044
- What are you doing in this room?

1654
01:10:57.044 --> 01:10:57.878
- What the hell?

1655
01:10:57.878 --> 01:10:58.921
I don't even know where we are.

1656
01:10:58.921 --> 01:11:01.632
For God's sake-
- What are you a pervert?

1657
01:11:01.632 --> 01:11:02.800
- I thought you were dead.

1658
01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:03.634
- Are you a pervert?

1659
01:11:03.634 --> 01:11:05.719
- Come now, come on get up.

1660
01:11:05.719 --> 01:11:07.638
You know
what I need right now?

1661
01:11:07.638 --> 01:11:09.348
Some forgiveness and grace.

1662
01:11:23.904 --> 01:11:28.909
Jesus lifted me

1663
01:12:07.031 --> 01:12:08.324
- There you go know

1664
01:12:08.324 --> 01:12:09.366
Oh, sister, sister.

1665
01:12:09.366 --> 01:12:10.242
- Get off me.

1666
01:12:10.242 --> 01:12:12.536
Get of me, get of me now,
I don't want you near me.

1667
01:12:12.536 --> 01:12:13.370
- Oh my God.

1668
01:12:13.370 --> 01:12:14.621
All right now let me bless you.

1669
01:12:14.621 --> 01:12:15.456
All right.

1670
01:12:15.456 --> 01:12:19.543
The name of the Father, the
Son, and the Holy Spirit.

1671
01:12:19.543 --> 01:12:22.504
Now relax and just tell me your sins

1672
01:12:22.504 --> 01:12:24.173
so if you do kick the bucket

1673
01:12:24.173 --> 01:12:28.677
very soon, you'll go straight
to the hereafter, okay?

1674
01:12:28.677 --> 01:12:31.221
bucket.

1675
01:12:31.221 --> 01:12:32.639
- Well you don't know what that means?

1676
01:12:32.639 --> 01:12:33.474
- What?

1677
01:12:33.474 --> 01:12:35.142
- It mean you go up to heaven.

1678
01:12:35.142 --> 01:12:36.518
- I'm not...

1679
01:12:36.518 --> 01:12:38.103
- You see the Lord, you see all the angels

1680
01:12:38.103 --> 01:12:38.937
- No, no, no.

1681
01:12:38.937 --> 01:12:40.439
- Oh for goodness sakes.

1682
01:12:40.439 --> 01:12:41.982
- You got the wrong party.

1683
01:12:41.982 --> 01:12:44.610
- Yeah, there's a good pick me up.

1684
01:13:15.432 --> 01:13:16.558
- What do you want?

1685
01:13:16.558 --> 01:13:18.977
- I want to hear your sins

1686
01:13:18.977 --> 01:13:20.813
that I can give you absolution,

1687
01:13:20.813 --> 01:13:23.899
forgive you and go straight
to heaven if you die.

1688
01:13:23.899 --> 01:13:26.276
- You're gonna go out
that window before I die.

1689
01:14:11.530 --> 01:14:12.614
- Are you really a priest?

1690
01:14:12.614 --> 01:14:13.532
- Of course I'm a priest.

1691
01:14:13.532 --> 01:14:14.867
I'm Father MacGuffin,

1692
01:14:14.867 --> 01:14:16.452
Don't you know me? For
God sake, I'm famous.

1693
01:14:16.452 --> 01:14:17.494
- I'm not a nun.

1694
01:14:17.494 --> 01:14:18.454
- You're not a nun?

1695
01:14:18.454 --> 01:14:19.580
- No.

1696
01:14:19.580 --> 01:14:22.833
- What the hell are you then?

1697
01:14:22.833 --> 01:14:25.377
- I'm out to have a good time.

1698
01:14:25.377 --> 01:14:26.211
- Really?

1699
01:14:26.211 --> 01:14:27.087
- Yeah.

1700
01:14:27.087 --> 01:14:29.506
You like my shade?

1701
01:14:29.506 --> 01:14:31.842
- Oh. And it's very very
become becoming what?

1702
01:14:31.842 --> 01:14:33.010
I don't know, but it's very becoming.

1703
01:14:33.010 --> 01:14:33.886
- They make the outfit-

1704
01:14:33.886 --> 01:14:34.970
- Really beautiful.

1705
01:14:34.970 --> 01:14:36.680
- Yes. You're a handsome nun.

1706
01:14:36.680 --> 01:14:38.182
I will have to say that.

1707
01:14:38.182 --> 01:14:39.558
All right,
this scene is getting really

1708
01:14:39.558 --> 01:14:41.477
...just a little bit too bizarre.

1709
01:14:41.477 --> 01:14:46.064
I think it's time to wrap
this movie up with a party.

1710
01:14:47.024 --> 01:14:51.612
and the only thing that matters

1711
01:14:51.612 --> 01:14:55.032
in the moment, it's on...

1712
01:15:03.916 --> 01:15:07.711
from feeling your best

1713
01:15:25.646 --> 01:15:30.442
must be something...

1714
01:16:39.428 --> 01:16:44.433
must be something...

1715
01:17:33.774 --> 01:17:35.150
We recently caught up

1716
01:17:35.150 --> 01:17:37.444
with well-known Academy award nominated

1717
01:17:37.444 --> 01:17:40.489
Director, Mark Rydell, Emmy winning actor,

1718
01:17:40.489 --> 01:17:44.701
Ed Asner, an actress and
animal activist, Lauren Maddox.

1719
01:17:44.701 --> 01:17:47.204
They afforded us a peek
into their discussions

1720
01:17:47.204 --> 01:17:50.999
about their new venture
Senior Vegan Vacation.

1721
01:17:50.999 --> 01:17:54.127
Vegan
vacation the movie take two.

1722
01:17:54.127 --> 01:17:57.089
- So I was thinking for the next movie.

1723
01:17:57.089 --> 01:17:57.923
- Yes.

1724
01:17:57.923 --> 01:17:59.925
- We could call it Vegan Vacation

1725
01:17:59.925 --> 01:18:02.511
and this could be a
sequel to Senior Entourage

1726
01:18:02.511 --> 01:18:04.346
and the Schnooks could be included.

1727
01:18:04.346 --> 01:18:06.264
- So this is already a sequel?

1728
01:18:06.264 --> 01:18:08.517
- Well, we're thinking
about doing a sequel

1729
01:18:08.517 --> 01:18:10.310
once this is finalized.

1730
01:18:10.310 --> 01:18:11.770
- What is this a sequel too?

1731
01:18:11.770 --> 01:18:15.482
- Yes, we would have like even more fun.

1732
01:18:15.482 --> 01:18:16.650
So, even more fun.

1733
01:18:17.818 --> 01:18:21.279
'Cause I know this one will great.

1734
01:18:21.279 --> 01:18:25.450
- That dog could be as big
same Saint Bernard by then.

1735
01:18:53.103 --> 01:18:54.855
Yeah, I once had a big dream

1736
01:18:54.855 --> 01:18:56.732
about making a really big Hollywood movie

1737
01:18:56.732 --> 01:18:58.483
with a really big budget.

1738
01:18:58.483 --> 01:19:01.570
Instead, I had to make this film

1739
01:19:01.570 --> 01:19:04.156
and I'm really glad that I did.

1740
01:19:56.792 --> 01:20:01.797
but they don't need it

1741
01:20:04.007 --> 01:20:08.929
we all like to hear it

1742
01:20:08.929 --> 01:20:13.183
blue or the sky is gray

1743
01:20:24.694 --> 01:20:29.699
sure gonna give it

1744
01:20:43.505 --> 01:20:46.091
- When are we doing the nun scene?

1745
01:20:46.091 --> 01:20:48.468
Like that we're dressed as nuns?

1746
01:20:48.468 --> 01:20:49.761
When are we doing that?

1747
01:20:49.761 --> 01:20:51.012
You just did it.

1748
01:20:51.012 --> 01:20:51.847
- We did it?

1749
01:20:51.847 --> 01:20:52.973
This is it.

1750
01:20:52.973 --> 01:20:57.894
- A full frontal, but I really
would never expose my front.

1751
01:20:59.396 --> 01:21:01.273
That's for the Oscar.

1752
01:21:01.273 --> 01:21:04.317
- You look like Tom Cruise.

1753
01:21:04.317 --> 01:21:06.403
- You can't handle the truth.

1754
01:21:06.403 --> 01:21:08.655
Did you order the code red?

1755
01:21:10.240 --> 01:21:11.241
Just joking, it's uncanny.

1756
01:21:15.161 --> 01:21:16.955
- I don't remember...

1757
01:21:16.955 --> 01:21:18.164
- You eyes are pretty...translucent.

1758
01:21:18.164 --> 01:21:18.999
- Just like yours

1759
01:21:18.999 --> 01:21:20.000
- They're translucent.

1760
01:21:20.000 --> 01:21:21.376
- They're not real.

1761
01:21:21.376 --> 01:21:23.336
- They're not real.

1762
01:21:36.349 --> 01:21:37.642
- Gary Marshall.

1763
01:21:37.642 --> 01:21:41.146
He just had such a wonderful wonderful way

1764
01:21:42.814 --> 01:21:44.691
he was with us.

1765
01:21:44.691 --> 01:21:46.109
He would say...

1766
01:21:46.109 --> 01:21:49.613
we would just make some nice shows here.

1767
01:21:49.613 --> 01:21:52.949
It's not serious. It's not serious.

1768
01:21:52.949 --> 01:21:55.410
And he was always kind to everybody.

1769
01:21:55.410 --> 01:21:57.370
And we had a softball team.

1770
01:21:57.370 --> 01:21:58.204
- Oh Whoa.

1771
01:22:02.250 --> 01:22:05.003
- What I would do, was
I would run with my arms

1772
01:22:05.003 --> 01:22:05.879
like this.

1773
01:22:05.879 --> 01:22:06.713
- Oh.

1774
01:22:06.713 --> 01:22:08.882
- So they were overthrown first base.

1775
01:22:08.882 --> 01:22:09.716
- Yeah.

1776
01:22:09.716 --> 01:22:12.427
- So then I get on and the guys

1777
01:22:12.427 --> 01:22:14.137
would get me in.

1778
01:22:14.137 --> 01:22:16.598
- I see Mark Rydell as a rebel.

1779
01:22:16.598 --> 01:22:17.933
Rebels without a wheelchair

1780
01:22:23.313 --> 01:22:26.107
- So you are embracing this...

1781
01:22:26.107 --> 01:22:28.234
- You're so sexy.

1782
01:22:42.165 --> 01:22:44.584
- Why don't we shoot the wrap party?

1783
01:22:45.794 --> 01:22:46.711
Why don't you go down

1784
01:22:46.711 --> 01:22:48.880
to the Shangri-La, that's a great place.

1785
01:22:48.880 --> 01:22:50.799
It's right down the street from my place.

1786
01:22:50.799 --> 01:22:52.133
- And ask them for a freebie?

1787
01:22:52.133 --> 01:22:53.426
- A freebie, yeah,

1788
01:22:53.426 --> 01:22:55.261
We'll put it, plug them in the movie.

1789
01:22:55.261 --> 01:22:56.137
- Why don't you explain it?

1790
01:22:56.137 --> 01:22:56.972
That was your job.

1791
01:22:56.972 --> 01:22:59.265
- Well, I'm MacGuffin...

1792
01:22:59.265 --> 01:23:01.184
There's no reason for this thing

1793
01:23:01.184 --> 01:23:02.811
to be in the plot, just like me.

1794
01:23:02.811 --> 01:23:04.771
There's no reason, it doesn't go anywhere.

1795
01:23:04.771 --> 01:23:05.814
It doesn't mean anything.

1796
01:23:05.814 --> 01:23:07.232
You just look it up! Hitchcock

1797
01:23:07.232 --> 01:23:08.984
Hitchcock talked about it all the time.

1798
01:23:08.984 --> 01:23:10.402
He made it up the MacGuffin.

1799
01:23:10.402 --> 01:23:11.277
- But you're the MacGuffin.

1800
01:23:11.277 --> 01:23:12.112
- I'm the MacGuffin.

1801
01:23:12.112 --> 01:23:14.114
Don't you understand? I'm Father MacGuffin

1802
01:23:14.114 --> 01:23:15.240
not McMuffin.

1803
01:24:53.421 --> 01:24:55.507
- So, where do we go from here?