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‪NETFLIX 喜剧特辑

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‪（性）

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‪你们好 我是你们的姑娘萨维缇

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‪做爱、上床、滚床单、翻云覆雨

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‪随便你叫它什么

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‪性

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‪是生活中的重要部分

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‪没了性 “看电视休闲一下”

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‪就真成了请别人过来看场破电影

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‪但进入不了重点

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‪糟糕！

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‪听着 我们都喜欢性爱

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‪但统计数据显示 新冠流行期间

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‪全世界的力比多都大幅下降

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‪据报道 我们中差不多一半的人觉得

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‪封城是一大气氛杀手

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‪我们都处于性饥渴

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‪所以请把这个节目当作复健课程吧

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{\an8}‪来重振你的性欲

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{\an8}‪性生活 让你随时分泌力比多

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‪我们会听到许多性爱专家的建议

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‪多关注你的伴侣
‪少关注你的阴茎尺寸

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‪听到搞笑人士的性爱观点

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‪-吸
‪-操

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‪操

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‪我说过一次“滚床单” 但效果不好

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‪-还有这些人
‪-嗨 萨维缇！

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‪嗨 姑娘！

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‪看看这里

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‪你们不是我会找的性爱玩具

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‪但你们都挺酷的

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‪你们是谁？

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‪我们是“性积极”玩偶

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‪我叫泽克

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‪我希望别人用“他们”称呼我

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‪因为我是非二元性别

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‪性别流动、泛性恋到不行

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‪跟谁搞都行

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‪这不错

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‪我叫莫利
‪我希望别人用“她”称呼我

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‪我喜欢女孩也喜欢男孩

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‪但更重要的是 订阅我在
‪JustFor.Fans上的内容

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‪“莫利也来试试

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‪没什么比传统双性恋更好
‪房间号173468”

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‪这句广告语很吸引人
‪这个多毛的家伙是谁？

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‪好 也好 什么？哦

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‪嗨 对不起

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‪我是迈克 一个同性恋熊男

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‪我们喜欢壮实的家伙 你好吗？

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‪还行 正在安排一下我的夜晚

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‪我们差不多完了吧？

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‪爸爸很忙 好

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‪-好
‪-嗨

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‪我是巴布

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‪这个毛茸茸的壮汉是我的丈夫 塔克

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‪-他还好吗？
‪-别管他

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‪他只是太惊喜了 他是你的头号粉丝

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‪其实你是他的名人豁免

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‪-什么意思？
‪-我允许他

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‪和你这位名人上床

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‪且不用承担任何后果

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‪是吗？

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‪好了 以上就是节目内容

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‪这些是我的性积极玩偶

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‪但性积极到底是什么意思？

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‪对我来说 性积极是羞辱的反面

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‪使人们充分获得性爱知识 敢于行动

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‪但这只是我的观点

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‪性积极就像指纹

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‪每个人的都有点不同

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{\an8}‪性积极意味着

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{\an8}‪对性诚实

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{\an8}‪无论高矮胖瘦种族 关爱自己和彼此

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{\an8}‪对我来说
‪性积极意味着以自己的方式

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{\an8}‪最大化性的愉悦

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{\an8}‪让人们自由行事

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{\an8}‪只要不伤害别人

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{\an8}‪我们就不应因任何性爱癖好
‪羞辱任何人

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‪恋足癖 喜欢被吐口水 怎么都行

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‪喜欢别人在你身上拉屎 喜欢就做吧

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{\an8}‪太多人的需求都没法满足

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{\an8}‪因为他们太害怕

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{\an8}‪而不敢告诉别人自己喜欢被舔肛

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{\an8}‪如果有人特别传统

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{\an8}‪只和丈夫做爱

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‪比如我 我觉得也挺好

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‪这不意味着我不性积极

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{\an8}‪美国人一边痴迷于性爱

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{\an8}‪一边又深深恐惧它

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‪我们可以在新闻中
‪观看完整的谋杀过程

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‪但我们不能在Instagram上
‪看到女人的乳头

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{\an8}‪你越能自在地谈性

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{\an8}‪就越容易和别人沟通...

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{\an8}‪你会获得更好的性爱

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‪性积极意味着更好的性爱质量

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{\an8}‪我妈现在已经67岁了

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{\an8}‪在我25岁时 她告诉我

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‪“找尽可能多的人上床

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‪因为人们不会告诉你
‪这事是有尽头的”

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‪如果她之前知道奔向她的鸡巴会耗尽

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‪她会像我一样抓住所有的鸡巴

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‪所以我是在为我抓住鸡巴

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‪也为我妈

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‪听起来挺奇怪的

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‪但这正是性积极是件好事的原因

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‪说到性积极

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‪积极

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‪积极

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‪水

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‪谁

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‪（第一章：性饥渴）

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‪快跑！

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‪取决于各地不同的社会、文化、宗教

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‪性可能是个无法公开谈论的禁忌话题

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‪我们现在就打破这个禁忌

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‪我们希望你的怪胎旗帜高扬

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‪但也会帮你在安全状态下享受

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‪巴布 你还好吗？

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‪当然 保持开放 庆祝性爱

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‪好

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‪封城时塔克还能应付吗？

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‪嗯 我们没有性饥渴

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‪我们乐见此事

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‪那你们在卧房中
‪保持性积极的秘诀是什么？

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‪萨维缇 你知道的

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‪保持性欲高涨的方法是专注

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‪做爱时专注对方

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‪而不要太在乎自己的样子

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‪或者自己的表现 而忘了去享受

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‪这显然不对

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‪天哪 你就跟《海底总动员》似的
‪从底下冒出来了

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‪我被阴道吸引到了底下

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‪我对此没意见

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‪下一个是谁？

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‪好吧

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‪新冠真的阻碍了鸡巴进入我的阴道

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‪我得为此复健一下

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‪对我来说 性可能是最重要的事

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‪但这么说有点怪
‪因为我已经很久没做爱了

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‪我失去性爱的最长时间

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{\an8}‪应该是

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{\an8}‪四年

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‪可能是几个月

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‪可能一年

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‪对 四年

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‪可能五年

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‪大概是两三个月

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‪更接近真相的答案可能是七年

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‪这让我感觉特别烦

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‪我讨厌没有性爱

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‪我讨厌感觉不到和别人的连结

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‪和任何人的连结

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‪如果性沮丧是种声音

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‪我觉得是这样的

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‪你知道泰坦尼克沉没的声音吗？

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‪就像...

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‪...金属断裂的声音

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‪你能听到吗？

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{\an8}‪（多米尼克杰克逊 演员）

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‪就像那样

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‪（专家意见）

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‪我们的性爱频率该是如何？

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‪没有正确答案

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‪我叫欧洛尼 我是性教育者

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{\an8}‪也是获奖电视主持人

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{\an8}‪还是爱之大使

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‪每个人的性欲都完全不同

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‪这完全正常

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‪你可能想每周做一次爱

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‪你可能想每月做一次爱

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‪你可能想一周每天都做爱

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‪你觉得怎么合适就怎么做

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{\an8}‪我叫艾米莉摩斯

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{\an8}‪我是人类性学博士

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{\an8}‪是Sex With Emily的
‪创始人和主持人

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‪我觉得人有一段时间不做爱没问题

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‪我其实觉得这样很健康 知道吗？

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‪你总是可以自己享受性爱

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‪女士们 有椰子油和两根手指

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‪自慰是很棒的工具

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‪如果你没跟别人做爱 自慰就好

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‪自我愉悦很棒

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‪来吧

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‪性

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‪-亚当？
‪-怎么了 夏娃？

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‪我们已经保持了好一阵稳定关系

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‪我希望你知道 你就是我唯一的男人

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‪我希望如此
‪其实这里也只有我这个男人了

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‪我爱你 我觉得我准备好了

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‪咱们...

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‪-叫什么来着？
‪-做爱

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‪-咱们做爱吧
‪-好

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‪很好 但我不太知道怎么做

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‪有指导手册吗？拜托

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‪之前没人做过

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‪这确实是处女地

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‪-碰我就好
‪-真的吗？

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‪是 继续 来吧

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‪不 就...对

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‪对

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‪天哪

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‪（第二章：第一次）

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‪我在上面能看到一切 真是不可思议

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‪好了 咱们放松一下

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‪稍微多了解点彼此

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‪-好
‪-聊性很健康

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‪而你们似乎也很坦然

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‪那你们的第一次如何？

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‪我和巴布

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‪决定等到我们结婚时再失贞

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‪所以第一次对我们俩都非常不一般

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‪真是难忘的蜜月

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‪-快讲讲
‪-好

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‪很棒

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00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:25,273
‪海滩太美了

218
00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:28,317
‪夕阳吻着我们的皮肤
‪我们的身影互相缠绕

219
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,529
‪沙子沾到了我们的脚趾 太完美了

220
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,950
‪巴布 我们在布法罗度的蜜月

221
00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,245
‪布法罗没有海滩

222
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,126
‪好吧 你呢 泽克？

223
00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,253
‪你失贞时感受如何？

224
00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:48,754
‪老实说 萨维缇

225
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,673
‪我真的不知道怎么回到这个问题

226
00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,717
‪因为我不相信贞操

227
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:57,138
‪我不觉得第一次性经验
‪是由插入定义的

228
00:09:57,221 --> 00:10:01,017
‪又不像有个魔力鸡巴
‪进来后就永远改变了你

229
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,602
‪哈哈 “魔力鸡巴”

230
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,353
‪给我们讲讲你的经历 萨维缇

231
00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:08,399
‪知道吗？还是算了

232
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,193
‪可能对观众来说
‪我的经历可能有点太猛了

233
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,070
‪-什么？
‪-拜托

234
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:13,988
‪-拜托
‪-讲吧

235
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:17,658
‪不用难为情
‪记住这里没有人会评判你

236
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,619
‪告诉老迈克 来吧

237
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,579
‪来吧

238
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:23,748
‪好

239
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,333
‪好

240
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,044
‪天哪

241
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,670
‪她说什么？

242
00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,131
‪搞什么？

243
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,966
‪天哪

244
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:35,718
‪上帝啊！

245
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,095
‪没错 我们没法播这段

246
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:44,393
‪失贞对我来说很重要

247
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,978
‪因为我想当成年人

248
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:50,691
‪我不知道这事怎么
‪就被这么内化为人生要素

249
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,319
‪我是说如果想当成年人 交税就好

250
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:56,405
‪我身体的一些部分感觉不再是我的了

251
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,408
‪有点困惑

252
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:05,373
‪我想找到愉悦
‪但更多是心理上的满足

253
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,999
‪“天哪 我做爱了”

254
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,627
‪而不是像我现在这样

255
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:14,173
‪全身心投入

256
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,884
‪我17岁做爱时

257
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,970
‪就好比现在去开直升飞机

258
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,640
‪如果没造成悲剧就足够走运了

259
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,895
‪我告诉你 我第一次做爱时高潮了

260
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,314
‪看我的！

261
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,067
‪我很走运遇到了一个人...

262
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:37,947
‪他知道我是处女 在夺走我的童贞时

263
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,949
‪很小心也很骄傲

264
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,785
‪然后他搬去了纽约和女友在一起

265
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,579
‪再也没给我打过电话

266
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,957
‪你没有新信息

267
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,792
‪我对这事的最好描述是

268
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,547
‪我的身体在做爱 而我的大脑在评论

269
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,383
‪比如“你在舌吻她

270
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,885
‪他的手移到了她的乳房

271
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,556
‪他在揉搓 可能揉得太用力了

272
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,057
‪她把他的手移开了

273
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,852
‪他想进去完事

274
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,645
‪别射得太快

275
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:11,689
‪无论你做什么 别射得太快

276
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:13,691
‪你能应付得来 会很棒的

277
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,776
‪他在抽插

278
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,361
‪他还没到 但他在抽插

279
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,071
‪他努力想别的

280
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,489
‪他努力想水果

281
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,992
‪不知怎么这阻止他射精了

282
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,368
‪这个举动好奇怪

283
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,662
‪他接近最后直道了

284
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,330
‪然后结束了”

285
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,500
‪我的脸上没什么表情

286
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,003
‪但我想她能读出我的一些心情

287
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,547
‪（专家意见）

288
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:39,008
{\an8}‪我是亚历山大切夫斯
‪写性方面内容

289
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:42,803
{\an8}‪我觉得人们第一次做爱
‪犯下的最大错误是

290
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,097
‪以为这会跟色情电影一样

291
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,808
‪姑娘们 千万别用上位
‪没理由用上位

292
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,268
‪还不到时候

293
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,395
‪之后可以 但现在还不行

294
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,397
‪我其实在色情电影片场待过

295
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:56,775
‪我可以告诉大家他们在表演

296
00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,321
‪会进行剪辑 混乱场面都会被剪掉

297
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,780
‪没人那样做爱

298
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,699
‪甚至色情明星也不能

299
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:06,660
‪色情电影不是性教育资源

300
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,622
‪选一个让你有安全感的伴侣

301
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,708
‪一定要提前沟通 做好保护措施

302
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,168
‪我不想听借口 朋友们

303
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,212
‪不管你妈说了什么 你不特别

304
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,714
‪那有安全套 请戴上

305
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:21,550
‪更安全的性是最棒的性

306
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,345
‪性！

307
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:29,600
‪（露丝博士回答你的性问题）

308
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:32,144
‪我对露丝博士的问题是

309
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,314
‪我很感兴趣露丝博士的性生活

310
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,191
‪和个人经历 比如...

311
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,110
‪露丝博士性经验丰富吗？

312
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,863
‪她知道自己喜欢什么吗？

313
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,657
‪我还想知道...

314
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,951
‪阴蒂是...

315
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:51,038
‪基本上等同于小型鸡巴吗？

316
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,499
{\an8}‪好的 梅 亲爱的

317
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,211
‪先回答第一个问题

318
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,338
‪我的性生活

319
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,759
‪只与我和我的伴侣有关 再见

320
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:04,760
‪等等

321
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:09,682
‪你的另一个问题非常重要

322
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:13,352
‪我不希望你把阴蒂想成阴茎

323
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,356
‪但你是对的

324
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,733
‪当阴蒂兴奋时

325
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,862
‪血就涌向阴蒂

326
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:27,950
‪它具有阴茎的特征

327
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,870
‪谢谢你的好问题

328
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,496
‪谢谢露丝博士

329
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,833
‪请说下个问题

330
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:40,713
‪露丝博士 我该怎么确保
‪我合乎伦理地对待了性工作者？

331
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,882
‪询问你这位朋友

332
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,174
‪嗨 特里克茜

333
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,759
‪我告诉你怎么确保

334
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,761
‪一定要付双倍的钱

335
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,556
‪如果那个工作者问为什么

336
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,935
‪你就说：“露丝博士说应该付双倍”

337
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,938
‪谢谢你的提问 再见 祝好运

338
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,315
‪谢谢露丝博士

339
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,525
‪再见

340
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,447
‪灌木从

341
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,453
‪百慕大三角

342
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,960
‪巴西利亚

343
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,798
‪巴西利亚！

344
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,885
{\an8}‪（第三章：卫生保洁）

345
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,223
‪我一下就把你的手指甲弄得漂亮极了

346
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,600
‪你对我太好了

347
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,938
‪你知道 在性荒野中漫步许久后

348
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,274
‪你需要放松舒展身体

349
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:46,195
‪这样之后的性才能
‪尽可能愉悦且无负担

350
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,322
‪#自我护理很性感

351
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,657
‪确实如此

352
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,284
‪回到性竞技场探险时

353
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,912
‪其中一个重点区域就是...

354
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,580
‪你的重点区域

355
00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:00,793
‪卫生保洁是性吸引力的重要元素

356
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,672
‪个人来说 我不同意依性别
‪区分卫生美容标准

357
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,675
‪我就顺其自然 知道吗？

358
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,386
‪阴毛该长就长 任能量喷薄

359
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,723
‪我全给剃光了

360
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,268
‪上帝啊

361
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,855
‪不要剃光的阴部

362
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:25,025
‪但我也不要上世纪70年代那样的
‪长毛丛 明白吗？

363
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,944
‪应该看起来你进行护理

364
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:29,613
‪我喜欢女人任由它生长

365
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,824
‪我觉得人应该有阴毛

366
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:35,327
‪开诚布公 我完全剃光

367
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,788
‪我只是希望能更公开地讨论

368
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,748
‪男人该怎么处理自己的阴毛

369
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,252
‪因为现在什么也没有
‪我完全自己瞎摸索

370
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:50,384
‪我第一次把薇婷脱毛膏涂到阴部时

371
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:53,721
‪我涂到缝里了

372
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,307
‪我的阴蒂有烧灼感 大概持续了

373
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,726
‪两周

374
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,605
‪挺难受

375
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,275
‪我再也不能用薄荷香皂了

376
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,360
‪这是什么？

377
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,156
‪你得清洁 我是说...

378
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,408
‪你得清洁

379
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,161
‪说到卫生 我们要谈很广的领域

380
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,621
‪因为不只关乎身体卫生

381
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,749
‪当你到一个男人床上时

382
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,459
‪你可以看出他没洗床单

383
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,171
‪你的床单闻起来很恶心

384
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,839
‪还能用什么词 反胃？

385
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,300
‪闻起来就感觉...

386
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,681
‪清理耳朵很重要

387
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,517
‪恶心 如果你不清理耳朵

388
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,852
‪你的鸡巴肯定也脏

389
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,354
‪我不知道为什么男人更倾向于

390
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,440
‪不把鸡巴拿出来 放到水池里清理

391
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,567
‪社会上应该更接受男人

392
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,070
‪在公共厕所里把鸡巴拿出来

393
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,279
‪放到水池里洗

394
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:56,742
‪如果我看到一个男人公开把鸡巴
‪拿出来洗 我会赞扬他

395
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,077
‪我不会担心

396
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,329
‪我也不觉得被冒犯 我会说谢谢你

397
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,206
‪有时我碰到的男人

398
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:05,125
‪洗阴茎洗得太过了

399
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,544
‪当你给他们口交时 你就想

400
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,673
‪“他是拿一整块香皂洗尿道了吗？”

401
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,135
‪我当然知道这是什么

402
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,138
‪我挺担心的 它真的看起来用过了

403
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,266
‪我是同性恋
‪不是拿这个冲洗屁眼的吗？

404
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,770
‪对 我是同性恋

405
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,940
‪你拿个屁眼清洗装置难不倒我

406
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:30,317
‪我觉得专业叫法是“灌洗器”

407
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,861
‪好吧 我喜欢“屁眼清洗装置”

408
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,198
‪专业叫法是“肛门灌洗器”
‪但我喜欢“屁眼清洗装置”

409
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,826
‪装进水 放到屁股上

410
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,410
‪挤一挤

411
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,955
‪让水流出来 很性感

412
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:44,957
‪盒子上这么写的

413
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,961
‪（专家意见）

414
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,004
‪我觉得我们犯的卫生错误

415
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,923
‪是觉得我们自己有问题

416
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:56,260
‪我们得想办法改变我们自然的体味

417
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,887
‪我的意思是阴道基本上是
‪自清洁恒温箱

418
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,015
‪你不应该清洗阴道里面

419
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,642
‪我们体内有天然平衡

420
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,687
‪它基本就该保持自己本来的样子

421
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,857
‪不只关于亲密关系 也关于自己

422
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,860
‪我们一定要定期做性传播感染检测

423
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,653
‪一些人还不做这些

424
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,905
‪他们忽视来自外阴的

425
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,701
‪奇怪气味 忽视烧灼感或痛感

426
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,911
‪你就想这是为什么？

427
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,581
‪你应该至少每三个月

428
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:29,668
‪做一次全面的性传播感染检测

429
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,879
‪男人该做 女人也该做

430
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,590
‪异性恋该做 非异性恋也该做

431
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,425
‪对我来说 全面筛查...

432
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,720
‪我已经是艾滋阳性
‪所以我就不做艾滋检测了

433
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:45,184
‪但我会做淋病、衣原体
‪丙肝、梅毒检测

434
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:50,189
‪所有做爱的人都应该做这些检测

435
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,649
‪这才是一个负责的性积极成人

436
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:56,195
‪我感觉我奶奶有一个这玩意

437
00:19:56,737 --> 00:20:00,908
‪沟通会让性交更好

438
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,292
‪你拍到了我好看的那面吧？

439
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,253
‪个人资料图片非常重要

440
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,674
{\an8}‪（第四章：约会应用）

441
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,139
‪迈克 你有把夜晚安排好过吗？

442
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,559
‪我的新个人档案效果很好

443
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,479
‪这个号 那个也好

444
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,231
‪好

445
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,943
‪在酒吧搭讪的传统方式去哪儿了？

446
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,279
‪再说为什么是我来主持？

447
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,781
‪萨维缇到底去哪儿了？

448
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,616
‪她在给泽克做指甲

449
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,204
‪我经历了三次约会应用战争

450
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,081
‪我在上面花了大量时间

451
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:52,000
‪想多捕鱼 就得广撒网

452
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,920
‪我用过Tinder

453
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,088
‪Tinder给异性恋

454
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,381
‪Grindr给同性恋

455
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,382
‪用过Bumble

456
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:01,426
‪Grindr当然是最流行的
‪同性恋约会软件

457
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,386
‪用过Hinge

458
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,303
‪GROWLr给熊男

459
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,597
‪天哪 我主要用Scruff

460
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,765
‪我用过Raya

461
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:10,519
‪这款约会软件适用于
‪离开朋友游艇的DJ

462
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:11,603
‪用过Jdate

463
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,981
‪Recon适用于
‪有性怪癖和恋物癖的

464
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,316
‪男性非异性恋 我经常用它

465
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,944
‪-用过JSwipe
‪-ChristianMingle

466
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,071
‪这让人困惑 因为如果你是基督徒

467
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,906
‪你为什么还想遇见另一个基督徒

468
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,784
‪我还用过一段OkCupid

469
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,370
‪但我是在做播客时遇到我未婚夫的

470
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,372
‪我还用过雅虎的交友栏

471
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,666
‪它就是那个时代的约会应用

472
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:35,377
‪你得在里面填好几段 比如你是谁

473
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,379
‪你想成为什么样的人

474
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,549
‪我就想“天哪 跟本书似的”

475
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,010
‪现在的约会应用就像优步的送餐服务

476
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,345
‪用它就能把鸡巴送过来

477
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,265
‪嗨 这是你的鸡巴

478
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,517
‪人们会说

479
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,188
‪“我...我想跟你发展一段关系
‪我想跟你认真约会”

480
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:58,650
‪然后我会说我是跨性别者 接下来

481
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,944
‪我的收件箱里就会涌进

482
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:05,324
‪各种形状、尺寸、颜色的裸照

483
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,701
‪一段时间后 就...

484
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:11,538
‪让我害怕了

485
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,751
‪我现在的私信就像鸡巴联合国

486
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,377
‪里面有全世界的鸡巴

487
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,921
‪我有加勒比鸡巴 希腊鸡巴

488
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,466
‪我有...有人给我发鸡巴照

489
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,343
‪只因为那天是周二

490
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,678
‪直男拍自己鸡巴的方式

491
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,473
‪就好像这是他们留在人间的
‪最后一张照片

492
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:33,351
‪我在应用上遇到过一个男人
‪他请我过去

493
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,395
‪我知道他当时正处于开放式关系

494
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:38,231
‪我在他的房子里洗完澡
‪然后我们在客厅里坐下

495
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,192
‪他说：“我们只能在客厅里搞

496
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:43,779
‪因为我丈夫在家 他有点种族歧视”

497
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,781
‪我就说：“你说什么？”

498
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,116
‪有一次我和一个人匹配上了

499
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,868
‪我说嗨 他说嗨

500
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:52,954
‪然后他说：“我想看你的暗棕阴唇”

501
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:56,958
‪我就说：“首先
‪我们才刚打了招呼！”

502
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,544
‪我需要循序渐进到阴唇聊天

503
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:00,962
‪我对约会应用不太热衷

504
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,007
‪虽然我觉得它挺好 真正重要的是

505
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,926
‪人们要敞开自己 勇于尝试

506
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,803
‪我遇见我丈夫...

507
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,055
‪没有其他称呼方法 就是一夜情

508
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,724
‪我总告诉我那些

509
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,143
‪有很多约会规则的朋友

510
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,395
‪“敞开心胸 敞开腿来找到爱情”

511
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,356
‪因为你永远不知道你会在何时找到

512
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,900
‪（专家意见）

513
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:23,902
‪我觉得这些应用带来最显著结果是

514
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:27,155
‪改变了人们的自我呈现方式

515
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,658
‪如果男人之间要做爱

516
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:33,036
‪我这一代 显然还有我之后的那一代

517
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,413
‪都非常在意他们是攻还是受

518
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,874
‪或者皆可 他们看到这些角色

519
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:41,753
‪分割得很清晰 而且固定不变

520
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:45,215
‪因为应用里有标签

521
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,342
‪你可以照标签筛选或搜寻

522
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:51,179
‪所以我们有这种概念
‪你要么是这个或那个

523
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,556
‪我觉得这是全新的

524
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:56,518
‪奇怪的是 我确实
‪在约会应用中实践搭讪语

525
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,604
‪因为我压根不知道一上来该说什么

526
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,523
‪因为如果你特别好看

527
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,941
‪你只用说嗨就行了

528
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:05,235
‪但如果你像我这样相貌平平

529
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:08,446
‪你就得想一句有趣的开场白 比如

530
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:11,074
‪“许多人觉得
‪产枫糖最多的州是佛蒙特

531
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:14,286
‪但其实是新罕布什尔
‪嗨 我是伊恩”

532
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,166
‪-有用吗？
‪-一次也没有

533
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,877
‪（关于女阴 你该知道）

534
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,378
‪（却又害怕问一切）

535
00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:25,297
‪在女性私处解析时

536
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,883
‪第一原则是永远都不要从这里开始

537
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,677
‪一定要从非常边缘的地方开始

538
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,180
‪可以是手指、手、胳膊或者眼神接触

539
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,348
‪让女人感到安全

540
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,184
{\an8}‪我叫斯黛拉安娜索南鲍姆

541
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:40,687
{\an8}‪我是住在伦敦市中心的身体性学家

542
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:43,106
‪进入私处解析时

543
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,483
‪可以先轻抚阴部

544
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,986
‪手润滑后

545
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:50,071
‪像这样慢慢捋女阴

546
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,574
‪可以换多个方向 找到节奏

547
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,493
‪有时内阴唇会翻出来 就像这样

548
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:58,038
‪有时会翻出来更多
‪它的颜色有多种可能

549
00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:01,750
‪粉色、白色、灰色、紫色、棕色

550
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,586
‪有时几乎不可见

551
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,713
‪有些女人的形态是这样的

552
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:10,467
‪我们可以做一个这样的女阴三明治

553
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,386
‪不同女人间的另一个差异是

554
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,932
‪阴蒂头 就是我指的这个东西

555
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:21,978
‪离阴道口有多远 因为离得越远

556
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,981
‪女人就越难只通过插入

557
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:27,943
‪且不给阴蒂头任何额外刺激

558
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,819
‪从而达到高潮

559
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:33,323
‪阴蒂也有脚 就在外阴唇里

560
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:35,533
‪所以当一个女人特别兴奋时

561
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,619
‪整个部位都会胀起来

562
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,789
‪刺激阴蒂头的一个好方法时

563
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:44,125
‪先长时间顺时针画圈

564
00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:48,672
‪一些女人喜欢直接触碰阴蒂头

565
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,048
‪但对另一些女人来说 这是折磨

566
00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:52,008
‪就像被电击一样

567
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,551
‪所以沟通时关键

568
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:56,012
‪一些女人的阴蒂被外部组织裹起来了

569
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,722
‪还有些非常大

570
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,808
‪突出来了

571
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:03,228
‪口交 用舌头刺激整个女阴

572
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,105
‪会带来很好的感觉

573
00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:07,315
‪这是另一个兴奋区

574
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,652
‪在阴道口和直肠之间是会阴海绵体

575
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:14,531
‪舌头沿着它打转能刺激肛门区
‪让人感觉非常爽

576
00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:18,118
‪还要注意阴蒂头

577
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,703
‪舌头长时间内

578
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:22,414
‪不断在这个区域快速移动

579
00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:25,292
‪可以上下 也可以左右移动

580
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:28,712
‪会带来很大刺激

581
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,047
‪其他兴奋区

582
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:34,884
‪G点就在阴道口之后

583
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,929
‪一直延续到拐角处

584
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:41,308
‪女人有不同数量的G点组织

585
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:44,144
‪一些有G脊 一些只有G点

586
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:46,855
‪而另一些几乎没有任何G点组织

587
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:50,233
‪用中指轻轻往里触探找到G点

588
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:53,361
‪然后将拇指放到两点钟方向

589
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,947
‪两指捏中间的部分

590
00:26:56,031 --> 00:27:00,327
‪因为包裹尿道的鞘中有勃起组织

591
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,829
‪这是另一个兴奋区

592
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:06,333
‪阴茎不太可能撞到G点

593
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,418
‪因为它触到的是拐角

594
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:11,671
‪但阴茎可以撞到阴道底端

595
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,506
‪其他两个兴奋区

596
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,383
‪一个朝向肚脐

597
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,553
‪一路到里面 这通常被称为A点

598
00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:20,930
‪另一个在阴道底端的兴奋区

599
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,140
‪朝向内脏

600
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:24,851
‪有时被叫做O点或P点

601
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:28,188
‪这个在性交时更有可能

602
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,982
‪被阴茎或玩具触到

603
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:34,069
‪在性交时不要做菜鸟

604
00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:43,453
‪为什么总拿葡萄？

605
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:45,121
‪我知道 总是普通

606
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,374
‪为什么葡萄能激发爱？

607
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,209
‪因为红葡萄能刺激

608
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,503
‪雌激素和睾丸素分泌

609
00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:54,130
‪你知道的 要相信科学

610
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,757
‪行了 福奇博士

611
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,636
‪我含有充足的维生素C
‪所以我能增加性欲

612
00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:01,679
‪吃我！

613
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,684
‪我猜我们还是继续做表情符号吧

614
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,728
‪老实说 我不知道我为什么在这儿

615
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,021
‪我甚至都不是水果

616
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:11,940
‪我是蔬菜

617
00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:15,443
‪葡萄要放哪儿？

618
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,737
‪搁进去 小伙子

619
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:20,698
‪用我 把我塞进去

620
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,367
‪（第五章：营造气氛）

621
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:23,451
‪那就有惊喜了

622
00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:28,540
‪那...

623
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,834
‪想做吗？

624
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:33,795
‪我今晚不太想 宝贝

625
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,298
‪天哪

626
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,759
‪你俩怎么了？

627
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,929
‪在节目一开始

628
00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:45,390
‪你们可一直腻在彼此身边

629
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:48,935
‪现在太可悲了

630
00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,687
‪现在气氛很糟

631
00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:51,980
‪你们得营造气氛

632
00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:55,275
‪-你什么意思？
‪-选合适的灯光

633
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,777
‪放些音乐

634
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:02,532
‪再把猫弄出去

635
00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:06,119
‪再见 斯坦利

636
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:08,538
‪好了 气氛检查 现在感觉如何？

637
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,210
‪现在你们明白我的意思了

638
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,425
‪营造性爱气氛非常重要

639
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,552
‪你得布置下环境

640
00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:24,804
‪点个好蜡烛 不要太香

641
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,098
‪不然就闻不到我们自己了

642
00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:28,933
‪对

643
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:33,313
‪前戏有帮助
‪展现出激情 亲我的脖子

644
00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:37,275
‪欣赏我的身体
‪让我知道你对我有兴趣

645
00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:40,820
‪为女人口交很重要 不能...

646
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:44,824
‪你不能就把脸贴上
‪压上去 然后希望一切都好

647
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:48,661
‪有时他们用牙齿用得太多
‪你得把牙齿包起来 像这样

648
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:51,790
‪不要这样贴上去

649
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:55,752
‪要这样 嘴唇撅起

650
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,796
‪然后把舌头从下面伸进去

651
00:29:57,879 --> 00:29:59,756
‪不要这样 这不好

652
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:04,177
‪在我的婚姻中
‪目前已经不为性爱营造气氛了

653
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:09,599
‪我觉得从某种程度上说
‪这是诚实的 应该被尊重

654
00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:12,101
‪我是说 有人靠吵架进入情绪

655
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,062
‪有人很喜欢前戏

656
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:17,190
‪我就靠把丈夫鸡巴塞进嘴里

657
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,234
‪进入性爱情绪

658
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:24,739
‪我觉得当你投入所有感官
‪并进入一个

659
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,784
‪让你和你的伴侣都感到舒适的环境

660
00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:30,203
‪这是营造性爱气氛的最好方式

661
00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:34,332
‪我最棒的性爱场所是

662
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,084
‪巴黎的一个阳台

663
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,460
‪-海滩上
‪-热浴盆中

664
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,046
‪有人在魔术山乐园给我指交过

665
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:42,465
‪我有一次
‪在内曼马库斯百货公司二层的

666
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:45,260
‪残疾人厕所自慰 我不会在此详谈的

667
00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,886
‪宜家

668
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:50,431
‪我喜欢简洁的设计

669
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,100
‪那会让我特别兴奋

670
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,561
‪我的做爱场所...

671
00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:57,063
‪不很奇怪 但我个人觉得奇怪

672
00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:59,858
‪但如果现在一群人

673
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:03,152
‪在吃晚餐或在派对上 然后讨论

674
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:05,196
‪你最奇怪的做爱场所

675
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,365
‪我的答案会让大家惊叹“天哪”

676
00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:12,203
‪这很可悲
‪因为我还以为我的答案很酷

677
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,788
‪但我的答案是移动厕所

678
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,416
‪十分恶心 我不推荐

679
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:17,959
‪其实我唾弃这里

680
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:21,462
‪我在湖上做过爱
‪我肯定在湖上被指交过

681
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,048
‪还在晚间的加拿大湖上做过

682
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:28,094
‪很美 可能有鹿围观

683
00:31:28,177 --> 00:31:30,346
‪得有变态鹿围观

684
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,640
‪大多数加拿大人在湖上做过爱

685
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:36,060
‪可以问问凯瑟琳瑞恩
‪是否在湖上做过爱

686
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:40,857
‪梅马丁 可悲的是
‪我没在加拿大湖上做过爱

687
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:42,734
‪我在萨尼亚长大的

688
00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:44,903
‪那里有巨型石油化工厂

689
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,614
‪我觉得我现在还能生育的部分原因是

690
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,490
‪我从没在那里的湖上做过爱

691
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,826
‪不过我从没在湖上做过爱

692
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,995
‪我接下来对梅的问题是哪些湖

693
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,538
‪-我们有五大湖
‪-是

694
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:58,207
‪比如安大略湖、苏必利尔湖

695
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,127
‪还有...

696
00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:03,421
‪-乔治亚湾
‪-什么？

697
00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:05,048
‪梅是海马吗？

698
00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:07,634
‪她在搞什么？只在水里交配？

699
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:10,595
‪我的做爱地点包括：床上、沙发上

700
00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:14,349
‪还有沙发床上 集沙发和床于一体

701
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:18,311
‪还有一次在地上 沙发旁边

702
00:32:18,394 --> 00:32:20,855
‪（专家意见）

703
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:25,652
‪我喜欢在室内卧室里做爱

704
00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:32,450
‪男人总跟我说
‪女人比较粗糙地对待他们的阴茎

705
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:35,662
‪不用润滑液或唾液

706
00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:38,831
{\an8}‪经常只是这样上下撸动

707
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:40,333
{\an8}‪如果没有润滑

708
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,126
‪那一般会非常痛

709
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,753
‪许多女人告诉我

710
00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:46,339
‪她们不知道该怎么对待阴茎

711
00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:48,508
‪或者她们对此不够自信

712
00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:51,010
‪所以我非常喜欢聊这些

713
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,054
‪人们常常忽视会阴

714
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:56,474
‪也就是睾丸后到肛门之间的部分

715
00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:59,143
‪阴茎根部就在这里

716
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:04,774
‪常常令人惊讶的是
‪这里也是触碰的重点区域

717
00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:07,694
‪人们经常还忽视睾丸

718
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,905
‪睾丸在阴囊 这个袋子中

719
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,075
‪我们可以像这样稍微往外拉拉睾丸

720
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:20,540
‪或者一手环住柱体
‪另一手包着睾丸轻揉或轻挠

721
00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:23,084
‪一句话警告 唯一禁止的行为

722
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,461
‪显然是狠狠打它

723
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:27,088
‪或者扭它

724
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:31,426
‪对于柱体 可以在不同的位置环住它

725
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:35,972
‪看看哪里最能给对方带来愉悦
‪因为每个人位置可能不同

726
00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:39,017
‪接下来探索的部位常常是下部

727
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,227
‪触碰这里会带来愉悦

728
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:47,108
‪但也可以接连触碰左侧、右侧、上部

729
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:50,194
‪一个不错的小技巧
‪我们可以这样握住阴茎

730
00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:54,657
‪然后拿掌心在龟头上画圈

731
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:58,578
‪也可以这样绕着龟头画圈

732
00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:01,289
‪也可以用柠檬榨汁机这招

733
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,332
‪从上面握住

734
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:07,003
‪然后不断转圈撸动

735
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,673
‪一个常见的错误观念是

736
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:15,595
‪口交时只用嘴触碰阴茎

737
00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,306
‪我建议不要

738
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,850
‪我建议同时用手和嘴

739
00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:23,936
‪一个有趣的区域是冠状沟

740
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,814
‪在柱体和龟头的交界处

741
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,609
‪一般触碰它会很让人愉悦

742
00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:32,987
‪可以让嘴直接覆盖到冠状沟

743
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,990
‪然后上下吮吸 同时用手

744
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,493
‪不断往冠状沟处上下撸动

745
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:42,038
‪重要的是润滑

746
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:46,584
‪过程中会分泌唾液
‪比你想象的多 是吧？

747
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:50,588
‪你另一只手闲置
‪它可以去刺激肛门区

748
00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:54,759
‪手指可以轻触外围 就像舔肛那样

749
00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:58,054
‪或者可以将指尖插进去

750
00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:01,682
‪当然如果你留长指甲 不要这么做

751
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,811
‪咱们聊聊性

752
00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:07,188
‪咱们聊聊性

753
00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,651
‪-我爱你
‪-我也爱你

754
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:16,781
‪我特希望你跟我说句下流话

755
00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:21,994
‪-我不知道该说什么
‪-什么让你兴奋 你就说什么

756
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,705
‪-吓吓我
‪-你确定吗？

757
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,916
‪我确定

758
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,211
‪好

759
00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:32,713
‪好吧

760
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,341
{\an8}‪我真想操你 爸！

761
00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:36,717
{\an8}‪等等 什么？

762
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:37,885
{\an8}‪-怎么了？
‪-哥们

763
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,262
{\an8}‪（第六章：说下流话）

764
00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:41,222
‪我不知道你们

765
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:43,099
‪但我觉得我们都学到了新东西

766
00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:44,016
‪是

767
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,227
‪重要的不只有肉体

768
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,145
‪对

769
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,605
‪在床上会说话是种艺术

770
00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:53,025
‪-沟通极其重要
‪-对

771
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:56,946
‪对许多人来说 听到床上密语
‪特别是下流话

772
00:35:57,738 --> 00:35:59,240
‪会很兴奋

773
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:00,992
‪对

774
00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:02,618
‪你要足够自信的话

775
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,954
‪你能让任何词听起来下流

776
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:09,542
‪请记住 既要厚颜无耻
‪也要尊重对方

777
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,129
‪咱们试试 班上的谁可以喊个词

778
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,090
‪我

779
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,176
‪合页

780
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,972
‪你希望看到我像合页一样打开吗？

781
00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:26,475
‪你做到了

782
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:30,396
‪那芒果呢？

783
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,944
‪我吃完这个芒果后
‪你知道什么会尝起来更好吗？

784
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:41,324
‪-哇
‪-你做到了

785
00:36:41,407 --> 00:36:43,326
‪好 这个应该能难住她

786
00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:45,244
‪黄樟

787
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,832
‪-麻烦你告诉我它源于哪种语言？
‪-拉丁语

788
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,627
‪麻烦词语释义

789
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:55,713
‪黄樟 一种北美落叶树

790
00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:58,049
‪树皮和树叶有香气

791
00:36:58,132 --> 00:36:59,926
‪-她怎么知道这些的？
‪-我不知道

792
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,386
‪你能拼出它来吗？

793
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:05,890
‪-S A...
‪-不好意思 我的意思是

794
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,351
‪你能用舌头在我的阴部拼出黄樟吗？

795
00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:14,190
‪-该死 你太牛了
‪-太棒了

796
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:15,650
‪我说过了 我是来教学的

797
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,110
‪天哪 我刚高潮了

798
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,407
‪我喜欢说下流话 我经常说

799
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,827
‪这当然是我性生活的重要部分

800
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,913
‪说下流话有很多个层次

801
00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:32,375
‪你可能说得让人恶心
‪也可能让人兴奋

802
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:35,544
‪我觉得说下流话的问题是
‪你一旦开始

803
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:38,422
‪就像打开了潘多拉盒子 停不下来

804
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:40,341
‪只能不停升级

805
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:43,052
‪我经常吸着鸡巴时 听到对方说

806
00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:46,389
‪“吸我的鸡巴”
‪我就回“我正在吸啊”

807
00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:51,394
‪你为什么让我做我正在做的事？
‪你是在配字幕吗？

808
00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:55,690
‪这取决于人们有多擅长说下流话

809
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:59,944
‪有时...你被羞辱 会觉得挺爽

810
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:03,864
‪有时如果说得太具体 会感觉很奇怪

811
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,617
‪我记得我曾和一个人搞着

812
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,245
‪他来了句“你喜欢这样吗 蠢货？”

813
00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:12,164
‪我就想“蠢货？我又不蠢”

814
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:14,000
‪就好像...

815
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:16,002
‪你会想到说下流话

816
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,587
‪但多少你应该想的是说性感的话

817
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,215
‪要激发内心的性感

818
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:25,928
‪我的思维方式不是说你想听的东西

819
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,472
‪我只是告诉你我想听什么

820
00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:30,433
‪我对自己是什么看法

821
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,352
‪我的首要建议是

822
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:36,105
‪从舒适区开始说下流话

823
00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:38,399
‪你不必直接进入色情电影的层次

824
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:41,319
‪那样太扯了 你完全不用说

825
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:43,612
‪“让我尿到你乳头上”之类的

826
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:46,907
‪你可以只亲亲对方脖子
‪然后说：“你喜欢这样吗？”

827
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:50,202
‪你可以就从简单的开始
‪然后让自己慢慢适应

828
00:38:50,786 --> 00:38:53,456
‪如果我要试镜漫威电影
‪下面就是我的性爱嗓音

829
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,417
‪“我们不能让灭霸拿到无限宝石”

830
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,919
‪你喜欢吗？

831
00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:03,924
‪我...我现在就用那种嗓音了！
‪我甚至不知道...

832
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:07,136
‪我甚至都不能取笑
‪我的“做性爱”嗓音了 我好尴尬

833
00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:08,262
‪“做性爱”

834
00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:12,600
‪采访的这部分暴露了我从没做过爱

835
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:16,228
‪（专家意见）

836
00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:19,815
‪一个常见错误是忽视嘴

837
00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:22,151
‪嘴里有很多神经末梢

838
00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,986
‪唇和舌头上也有很多

839
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:27,907
‪我们以性感方式说话时 会引发感觉

840
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,450
‪我觉得我就在这么说话

841
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:35,373
‪会引发嘴里的感觉
‪这样人能感知到每个音节

842
00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:38,501
‪你可能会说 比如“我想射你一脸”

843
00:39:38,584 --> 00:39:40,002
‪然后对方的反应是

844
00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:43,297
‪“什么？你为什么要这么做？”

845
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,050
‪对方的性边界可能只是
‪不介意被打屁股

846
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:48,844
‪或者掐一下大腿内侧

847
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:51,347
‪射她脸上可能听起来不够尊重

848
00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:53,724
‪我们当然喜欢说下流话

849
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,310
‪这是最性感的环节

850
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,647
‪尤其当你的声音也特别性感时

851
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,316
‪天哪 说吧

852
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,444
‪跟我说下流话 就冲着我耳朵说

853
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:08,614
‪我特想给你

854
00:40:08,697 --> 00:40:13,202
‪你这个淘气的坏女人 我要...

855
00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:15,663
‪你会...天哪 我要给你了

856
00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:20,084
‪如果你觉得说下流话适合你
‪看完刚才的内容后

857
00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:22,128
‪我们的团队还作了首小曲

858
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,797
‪来帮你增进下流词汇

859
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,633
{\an8}‪A指肛门

860
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:30,052
{\an8}‪B指阴囊

861
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:35,558
{\an8}‪C指舔阴、鸡巴、阴蒂和高潮

862
00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:40,771
{\an8}‪D指假阴茎 没有男人就用这个

863
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:47,445
{\an8}‪E指射精

864
00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:50,781
{\an8}‪F指拳交

865
00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,741
{\an8}‪找到你的G点了吗

866
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:56,078
{\an8}‪H指在店后给别人手淫

867
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,246
{\an8}‪很具体

868
00:40:57,329 --> 00:41:01,834
{\an8}‪I指女女性交
‪你可以把它插到两腿间

869
00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:03,752
{\an8}‪J指精液 K指亲吻

870
00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:05,546
{\an8}‪L指女同 加上男同、双性恋

871
00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:08,048
{\an8}‪跨性别者、异性恋
‪从新西兰到英国到处都是

872
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,217
‪M指互相手淫

873
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,886
{\an8}‪N指刺激乳头

874
00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:13,888
{\an8}‪O指口交 P指阴茎 Q指速战速决

875
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:15,431
‪R指舔肛 S指舔蛋蛋

876
00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:17,141
‪T指磨豆腐 U指倒立打屁股

877
00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:18,851
{\an8}‪V指窥阴癖 W指普通手淫

878
00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:20,603
‪X指三级片

879
00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,062
‪Y指当时指同意

880
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,606
‪W指我们 我们都爽了后

881
00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:25,524
‪就可以躺下睡觉了 Z指呼噜声

882
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:33,032
{\an8}‪这就从A到Z总结了性爱

883
00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:35,367
‪大伙干得好

884
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:37,620
‪我们在其中塞了很多性行为

885
00:41:37,703 --> 00:41:40,289
‪-塞满了吧？
‪-性很有趣

886
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:44,543
‪你说你希望我们
‪一起尝试些新玩具 对吧？

887
00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:47,421
‪-是的
‪-你什么都愿意尝试吗？

888
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,174
‪-那我就选了
‪-你可以选

889
00:41:50,257 --> 00:41:52,301
‪-靠 太刺激了！
‪-好了

890
00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:53,719
‪准备好 宝贝

891
00:41:53,802 --> 00:41:54,929
‪我给咱们买了

892
00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:59,475
‪牙套玩具“说吧”！咱们玩这个吧

893
00:41:59,558 --> 00:42:03,479
‪大家都喜欢它
‪给我句话 让我这样说说

894
00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:07,358
{\an8}‪-我要让他说“我们玩完了”
‪-“说吧”

895
00:42:07,441 --> 00:42:08,901
{\an8}‪（第七章：找点刺激）

896
00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:17,618
‪欢迎来到萨维缇夫人的地牢

897
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:20,037
‪保持性生活激情慢慢的最佳方法？

898
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,413
‪通过怪癖增加刺激

899
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:24,792
‪角色扮演 性爱玩具 吸吮脚趾

900
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:28,170
‪这些我们都会讲
‪配上搅打奶油 再舔干净

901
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,965
‪怪癖并非适合每个人

902
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:32,883
‪但对于怪癖爱好者

903
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:36,470
‪通过实践获得情趣挺好的

904
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:37,721
‪有问题吗？

905
00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:44,603
‪性玩具？

906
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:47,982
‪好问题 咱们来了解一下

907
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:51,944
‪我确实用性玩具 我觉得它们很重要

908
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:53,153
‪更多人应该用起来

909
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,364
‪我觉得更多的异性恋情侣也应该用

910
00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:56,574
‪我觉得性玩具最棒了

911
00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:59,910
‪我喜欢混合用一些小玩意

912
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,454
‪我用过一个小按摩棒

913
00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:04,415
‪我不知道叫什...

914
00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:05,833
‪好像就叫按摩棒

915
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:08,711
‪你绝对得弄个假阳具

916
00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:12,506
‪你知道我说什么吗？
‪这基本是女同标配

917
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,342
‪我甚至不知道我是否把它看作性玩具

918
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,595
‪我更愿意把它看作性朋友

919
00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:20,931
‪-性伙伴
‪-我喜欢任何能震动的东西

920
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,309
‪电力强劲的才好

921
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:25,436
‪能把我住的大楼电力耗完才好

922
00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:26,937
‪最好能被震傻

923
00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:31,567
‪不只单身女人需要性玩具

924
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:34,903
‪来在找不到鸡巴时替代它

925
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:36,780
‪性玩具很棒

926
00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,657
‪鸡巴也很棒

927
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:40,534
‪加在一起最棒了

928
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,954
‪我没有很多假阳具
‪一个姑娘配一个假阳具

929
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:47,374
‪你第一次约她出去
‪然后说“选你的鸡巴”

930
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:50,085
‪然后这段关系就用这个鸡巴

931
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:51,378
‪如果她跟男人在一起

932
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,797
‪他也不会每秒钟就换个鸡巴

933
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:55,424
‪你能为自己做的最好的事

934
00:43:55,507 --> 00:43:57,593
‪就是弄一个自己的鸡巴模具

935
00:43:57,676 --> 00:43:59,470
‪然后用自己的鸡巴操自己

936
00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:02,181
‪这就像我终于能感同身受了

937
00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:05,059
‪这是完美的性经验

938
00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,769
‪因为你能感到

939
00:44:06,852 --> 00:44:08,812
‪自己操别人时的状态

940
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,856
‪（专家意见）

941
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,152
‪在过去15到20年内
‪性玩具有了长足发展

942
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:19,156
‪之前经常看到性玩具装在一个盒子里
‪上面印着一个色情明星

943
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,784
‪因为玩具一般都是男人造的

944
00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:25,746
‪觉得有阴道的人都想
‪要一个类似阴茎的玩具

945
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:29,708
‪之后人们发现可以把玩具做得很小

946
00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:30,959
‪可以只刺激阴蒂

947
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:34,380
‪我最爱的玩具是吸吮器

948
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:38,425
‪它基本上让你感觉别人在给你口交

949
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,220
‪大概五年前还没有这样的性玩具

950
00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:45,724
‪它就在吸吮你的阴蒂
‪让你感觉飘飘欲仙

951
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,434
‪还有蓝牙控制玩具

952
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,478
‪你的伴侣可以在旁边屋

953
00:44:49,561 --> 00:44:52,147
‪甚至在国家或世界的另一端控制它

954
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:55,776
‪按几个钮 就能改变速度

955
00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:58,028
‪改变强度

956
00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:00,781
‪这可是笔重要消费
‪你要想它吸引我吗

957
00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:03,325
‪我喜欢它的颜色吗
‪我喜欢它带来的感觉吗

958
00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:04,493
‪这是个私密的东西

959
00:45:04,576 --> 00:45:06,620
‪你和这个玩具建立起了某种关系

960
00:45:06,703 --> 00:45:10,499
‪人们买性玩具时会犯的一个错误是

961
00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:12,501
‪买的假阳具过大

962
00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:14,920
‪我只想...

963
00:45:15,003 --> 00:45:17,965
‪我希望一个假阳具能有...

964
00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:23,095
‪不行 有人会偷走我的主意 我不说

965
00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:24,221
‪我要自己设计

966
00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:26,181
‪到时会彻底改变世界

967
00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:29,059
‪只要双方同意

968
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:31,812
‪大家都能做爱

969
00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:37,067
‪莫利！你结束了吗？
‪我们还有一段要拍

970
00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:39,069
‪等我一下 我就要服务完...

971
00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:41,822
‪一次自定义出价了

972
00:45:43,949 --> 00:45:46,952
‪我有次去麦当劳
‪就在早餐停止供应前

973
00:45:47,035 --> 00:45:48,829
‪我点到了一个麦满分

974
00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:50,706
‪我刚才比那次经历爽

975
00:45:51,957 --> 00:45:54,835
‪在我的直播中 人人都在聊

976
00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:57,421
‪蓝牙控制按摩棒 我也开始用了

977
00:45:57,504 --> 00:46:00,507
‪我所有的客户只需下载应用

978
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:03,427
‪无论你是怀俄明州三个孩子的父亲

979
00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:05,637
‪还是应该糖果镇的建筑师

980
00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:06,930
‪你都可以控制...

981
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:09,683
‪或者按建筑师的说法 构建我的高潮

982
00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:13,979
‪这是有史以来最刺激的发明

983
00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:15,939
‪我的订阅量飙升

984
00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:18,734
‪我的客户都喜欢它！

985
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:21,320
‪我在想更多方法
‪来增加我节目的刺激度

986
00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:24,031
‪姑娘 你试过角色扮演吗？

987
00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:25,616
‪因为这绝对能把他们迷晕

988
00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:28,744
‪你什么意思？即兴性爱扮演？

989
00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:31,580
‪对 你就打扮上 想演谁都行

990
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,750
‪会非常性感的

991
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:41,507
‪-怎么了？
‪-我忘把蓝牙关了

992
00:46:42,841 --> 00:46:46,178
‪我喜欢看我的漂亮猛女
‪实验各种新玩意

993
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:48,263
‪这才是我的姑娘

994
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:49,848
‪上吧 莫利

995
00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:51,725
‪天哪 耶！

996
00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:54,811
‪这里马上会变得很疯狂

997
00:46:57,064 --> 00:47:00,442
‪最让我兴奋的东西是鸡巴

998
00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:01,401
‪鸡巴

999
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:02,694
‪我喜欢鸡巴

1000
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:05,572
‪我喜欢上面射出来的精液

1001
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:06,907
‪让我很激动

1002
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,159
‪看到他穿着性感内裤我就兴奋

1003
00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:10,702
‪他看到我穿着性感...

1004
00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,955
‪我看到自己穿着性感内裤我就兴奋

1005
00:47:14,122 --> 00:47:17,417
‪最让我兴奋的是阴道

1006
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:21,713
‪最让我扫兴的是阴道没了

1007
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:24,508
‪老实说 最让我兴奋的是看到自己

1008
00:47:24,591 --> 00:47:26,760
‪一个以异装为生的人

1009
00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:29,346
‪而这完全影响不到你

1010
00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:31,390
‪你看这是份完全正常的工作

1011
00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:32,766
‪让我兴奋的是

1012
00:47:33,308 --> 00:47:35,602
‪看到我丈夫对服务员

1013
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:39,648
‪或街上一个全然的陌生人特别好

1014
00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:41,525
‪这真是我爱的语言

1015
00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:44,570
‪还有看到他把洗碗机里的碗放回去时

1016
00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:48,949
‪靠 我湿了！

1017
00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:52,119
‪我在性上做过的最怪异的事？

1018
00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:58,166
‪该死

1019
00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:02,087
‪我不知道
‪我不会...我是说...

1020
00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:13,807
‪我在检索脑内档案库

1021
00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:16,602
‪我可不会在电视上说的

1022
00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:18,729
‪我在...

1023
00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:21,398
‪我在性上做过的最怪异的事？

1024
00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:24,443
‪我以前从没想过
‪我会喜欢现在这些怪癖

1025
00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:25,986
‪比如我现在喜欢

1026
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,864
‪在我高潮时有人抓着我的脚

1027
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:31,366
‪我非常喜欢角色扮演

1028
00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,827
‪还有以奇怪方式交换掌控关系

1029
00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:35,662
‪我演过坏姑娘

1030
00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:37,497
‪我演过护士

1031
00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:40,917
‪我演过勇士公主

1032
00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:42,878
‪这些都演过

1033
00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:45,756
‪还没演过动漫人物

1034
00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:47,424
‪不过很快就会尝试

1035
00:48:48,508 --> 00:48:51,303
‪以下是我的幻想 我是个初始

1036
00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:53,930
‪一个年轻的紧张厨师

1037
00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:54,931
‪努力证明我自己

1038
00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:56,892
‪努力在烹饪行业扬名

1039
00:48:56,975 --> 00:49:00,228
‪然后一个非常性感的
‪美食评论家进来了

1040
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:04,274
‪我点了我的菜 我非常渴望取悦她

1041
00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:07,069
‪她把我的菜退回来了
‪说太咸了之类的

1042
00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:09,696
‪反正之后我给她呈上了我的招牌菜

1043
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:10,822
‪她一边吃

1044
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,908
‪我就一边在桌下给她口交

1045
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,123
‪这就是我的...我不停想这个画面

1046
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,208
‪我肯定会演出来

1047
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:23,043
‪我要找个人和我一起演

1048
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:25,587
‪因为我想为我的餐厅争取到

1049
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:27,547
‪米其林一星或者五星

1050
00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:30,092
‪（专家意见）

1051
00:49:30,175 --> 00:49:34,429
‪只要不是传统性行为 都可算作怪癖

1052
00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:36,264
‪除了...

1053
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,518
‪基本上除了传教士体位 都算怪癖

1054
00:49:39,601 --> 00:49:42,521
‪所以大多数人多少都有点怪癖

1055
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:43,939
‪我会说...

1056
00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:47,609
‪对我和很多有怪癖的人来说

1057
00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:52,072
‪在我们知道这些行为算怪癖之前
‪我们以及开始实践它们了

1058
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,490
‪我还是孩子时

1059
00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:55,784
‪有时会把我的玩偶绑起来

1060
00:49:55,867 --> 00:49:58,745
‪然后会拿胶带之类的把它们的嘴封住

1061
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,831
‪我以前常看那些电影...

1062
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:04,793
‪天哪 我记得《泰坦尼克号》里
‪迪卡普里奥被拷在管子上

1063
00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:07,796
‪我当时觉得那是世界上最性感的画面

1064
00:50:07,879 --> 00:50:09,840
‪我以前希望《泰坦尼克号》中

1065
00:50:09,923 --> 00:50:12,050
‪露丝和卡尔 而不是杰克在一起

1066
00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:14,886
‪这有多黑暗？我当时13岁

1067
00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:19,099
‪我觉得露丝和杰克太传统了

1068
00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:22,728
‪如果你觉得你可能有怪癖
‪以下是我的鼓励

1069
00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:25,188
‪你觉得你有怪癖
‪如果你有兴趣...

1070
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:30,861
‪保持开放心态去探索 你会发现更多

1071
00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:35,282
‪（露丝博士回答你的性问题）

1072
00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:38,285
‪露丝博士 我想问你的是

1073
00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:43,540
‪什么构成了健康的性关系？

1074
00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:44,624
‪嗨 罗梅什

1075
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:49,421
{\an8}‪首先 罗梅什 我非常喜欢这个问题

1076
00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:54,885
‪如果你喜欢她
‪如果你们真的有共同点

1077
00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:57,095
‪你就别再担心了

1078
00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:59,681
‪享受当下就好

1079
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:03,393
‪你一定要享受你的勃起

1080
00:51:03,935 --> 00:51:10,400
‪她也一定要享受你给她的超爽高潮

1081
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:14,404
‪祝你好运 再见
‪我是露丝韦斯特海默博士

1082
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:18,158
‪非常谢谢你
‪给了我这么棒的回答 露丝博士

1083
00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:21,119
‪请说下个问题

1084
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:24,206
‪露丝博士 我想问你的是

1085
00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:27,501
‪在吸鸡巴时

1086
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:30,003
‪怎么才能避免牙关紧闭？

1087
00:51:30,086 --> 00:51:32,714
‪因为我经常遇到这个问题

1088
00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:35,467
‪伦敦 原来是这样

1089
00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:38,094
‪我从没有这个问题

1090
00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:41,765
‪你进行口交很好

1091
00:51:41,848 --> 00:51:46,353
‪我肯定他也为你口交

1092
00:51:46,436 --> 00:51:51,608
‪你一定要放松下巴

1093
00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:54,861
‪不要太用力

1094
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,405
‪都用力到痉挛了

1095
00:51:57,489 --> 00:52:02,327
‪你可以提前拿手训练一下你的下巴

1096
00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:05,455
‪如果他的尺寸太大

1097
00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:09,459
‪你不用把整个阴茎吞进嘴里

1098
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:12,128
‪只吞龟头就行

1099
00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:15,423
‪他不会注意到有什么不同

1100
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:17,509
‪好问题 再见

1101
00:52:17,592 --> 00:52:20,136
‪谢谢 露丝博士

1102
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,721
‪我学到了很多

1103
00:52:27,018 --> 00:52:29,062
‪-继续
‪-高潮时告诉我！

1104
00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:31,273
‪-好
‪-你保证

1105
00:52:31,356 --> 00:52:32,482
‪好！

1106
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,819
‪-还没到
‪-你最好告诉我

1107
00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:38,446
‪天哪

1108
00:52:38,947 --> 00:52:39,823
‪天哪！

1109
00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:43,952
‪天哪

1110
00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:46,246
‪到了！

1111
00:52:55,171 --> 00:52:58,091
‪-太棒了
‪-你太棒了

1112
00:53:02,053 --> 00:53:05,974
‪该死 我下面他妈都湿透了

1113
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,686
{\an8}‪都他妈流到我操偶师的脸上了

1114
00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:10,854
‪（第八章：高潮）

1115
00:53:10,937 --> 00:53:11,771
‪天哪

1116
00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:14,190
‪好了 就到这儿了

1117
00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:17,193
‪谢谢观看 但节目结束了

1118
00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:18,904
‪节目已达高潮

1119
00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:21,531
‪-真的吗？什么？
‪-不！

1120
00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:23,783
‪-天哪
‪-不 我只是在假装

1121
00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:29,789
‪-什么？我真以为...
‪-我就知道

1122
00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:32,667
‪你讨厌

1123
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:37,839
‪我当然假装过高潮
‪我忙死了 赶紧完事

1124
00:53:37,923 --> 00:53:40,842
‪我是个好演员 你开玩笑吗？

1125
00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,261
‪我到了25岁才第一次高潮

1126
00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,931
‪我直到三十多岁 才频繁获得高潮

1127
00:53:46,014 --> 00:53:47,265
‪一些人从没给我过高潮

1128
00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:49,768
‪我还是和他们约会了好几年
‪我还觉得这没问题

1129
00:53:49,851 --> 00:53:53,897
‪我很高兴看到新一代

1130
00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,565
‪在性上被赋权

1131
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,484
‪在卧室里是平等的

1132
00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:59,819
‪我不知道这表明了我怎样的心理状态

1133
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,404
‪但有人对我说别高潮时

1134
00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:03,990
‪我两秒内就高潮了

1135
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:06,993
‪科学家可能会说高潮...

1136
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,244
‪起始于脚趾

1137
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:12,999
‪就像你第一次买彩票就中了大奖

1138
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:16,336
‪我觉得高潮让人非常放松

1139
00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:17,754
‪高潮好比走进

1140
00:54:18,463 --> 00:54:21,758
‪《黑客帝国》中的全白房间

1141
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:24,594
‪就像...

1142
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,638
‪该死 要怎么描述高潮？

1143
00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:28,890
‪高潮是...

1144
00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:33,812
‪高潮是...

1145
00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:37,983
‪高潮是...

1146
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:39,985
‪我说不出

1147
00:54:40,068 --> 00:54:42,445
‪就像一片小羽毛挠着你的大脚趾

1148
00:54:42,529 --> 00:54:43,405
‪对

1149
00:54:43,488 --> 00:54:45,824
‪然后感觉直接从脚趾蹿升至阴道

1150
00:54:46,866 --> 00:54:48,034
‪该死

1151
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:49,494
‪看情况 所以...

1152
00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:51,538
‪血...

1153
00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:52,914
‪就像...

1154
00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:53,957
‪就像...

1155
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,125
‪...愉悦流

1156
00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:58,003
‪-可能是...
‪-三次小烟花...

1157
00:54:58,086 --> 00:54:59,713
‪-...刺痛...
‪-就在...

1158
00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:02,298
‪-...肉体...
‪-...阴道口

1159
00:55:06,052 --> 00:55:06,886
‪你知道吗？

1160
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,888
‪烟花可能会飞到别处 去到哪里呢？

1161
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,683
‪我试着想出...

1162
00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:14,352
‪我快高潮时 就越发狂乱

1163
00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:15,729
‪-情绪化
‪-抽搐

1164
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,147
‪-有点...
‪-...癫狂

1165
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:18,481
‪-惊慌
‪-在头脑中发生

1166
00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:20,108
‪-有点...
‪-很下流

1167
00:55:20,191 --> 00:55:22,068
‪-很好
‪-内心告诉我们什么

1168
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,236
‪我们就怎么做

1169
00:55:23,319 --> 00:55:25,739
‪外阴里血往上涌

1170
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:27,824
‪-该死
‪-太难了

1171
00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:29,701
‪-就像匹疯马
‪-对

1172
00:55:29,784 --> 00:55:30,910
‪-很棒
‪-就在...

1173
00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:32,829
‪-之前...
‪-放烟花了

1174
00:55:32,912 --> 00:55:35,081
‪就像洗衣机被扔下了楼梯

1175
00:55:35,790 --> 00:55:37,250
‪然后我就愁眉苦脸

1176
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:39,961
‪就像我使劲打泡菜罐
‪怎么也打不开的表情

1177
00:55:40,045 --> 00:55:41,463
‪好吧

1178
00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:43,214
‪神经都串联起来了

1179
00:55:44,507 --> 00:55:45,884
‪-渐进
‪-闭上眼...

1180
00:55:45,967 --> 00:55:47,761
‪-把自己弄湿
‪-...有某种愉悦

1181
00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:48,928
‪东西从这里出来

1182
00:55:49,554 --> 00:55:51,514
‪-对
‪-我不知道术语

1183
00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:52,932
‪-液体
‪-水

1184
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:54,142
‪潮湿

1185
00:55:54,642 --> 00:55:57,062
‪会点亮大脑中的特定区域

1186
00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:14,120
‪你觉得好 我觉得好

1187
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:15,246
‪你觉得好吗？

1188
00:56:16,706 --> 00:56:20,001
‪大家都在谈性

1189
00:56:21,127 --> 00:56:24,380
‪看起来这个节目要结束了

1190
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:28,760
‪我也要结束了

1191
00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:32,305
‪莫利 如果你不关掉蓝牙...

1192
00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:37,435
‪我们的节目要结束了

1193
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:38,436
‪你们都学到了什么？

1194
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:42,565
‪我们学到了
‪每个人对性积极的定义不同

1195
00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:44,692
‪我还学到了迈克的毛巾

1196
00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:47,737
‪只能盖住他下体的65%

1197
00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:48,780
‪确实

1198
00:56:48,863 --> 00:56:51,866
‪我学到了要记住性爱可以多有趣

1199
00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:54,869
‪而且在卧室里大笑也没关系

1200
00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:57,288
‪只要你不嘲笑我悬在下面的玩意

1201
00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,999
‪我指的是阴茎

1202
00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,253
‪高潮也不是终极目的

1203
00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:05,713
‪它是一切

1204
00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:10,510
‪我学到了一定要时刻
‪注意安全并尊重别人

1205
00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:13,680
‪不经同意的性不是性

1206
00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:17,600
‪安全且真心同意的性

1207
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,561
‪才是美好的性

1208
00:57:19,644 --> 00:57:21,980
‪-完全同意
‪-你学到了什么 萨维缇？

1209
00:57:22,063 --> 00:57:23,314
‪有学到任何事吗？

1210
00:57:24,065 --> 00:57:25,442
‪有

1211
00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:27,485
‪其实我学到很多

1212
00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:31,072
‪我学到了性经验
‪不应该影响你的自我价值

1213
00:57:31,739 --> 00:57:35,160
‪更重要的是 我学到了性积极

1214
00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:37,871
‪其实是指自己掌控自己的身体

1215
00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:41,082
‪没人该告诉你与谁做爱

1216
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,917
‪或者怎么做爱

1217
00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:45,920
‪听着 11年中
‪我都是家里唯一的孩子

1218
00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:48,047
‪没人教我性

1219
00:57:48,131 --> 00:57:51,551
‪也没有姐姐能在我好奇时引导我

1220
00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:53,636
‪我只能和周围的姑娘聊天

1221
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:57,223
‪想象一堆青少年给彼此性爱建议

1222
00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,517
‪这又不是《迪格拉丝中学的下一代》

1223
00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:02,228
‪但我学到的重要一点是

1224
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:05,982
‪跟玩偶做性节目带劲多了

1225
00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:09,277
‪-说得没错
‪-再见

1226
00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:27,272
‪字幕翻译 : 徐姣