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‪（性愛）

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‪朋友們，我是你的妙女郎莎薇緹

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‪做愛、連結、啪啪啪、嘿咻

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‪活塞運動，無論你用什麼詞

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‪性愛…

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‪是人生的重大部分

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‪沒有性愛
‪Netflix酷斃的觀眾

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‪只能和某人一起觀賞有色電影

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‪卻不得其門而入

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‪噁！

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‪聽著，我們都愛做愛

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‪但統計資料顯示，在疫情期間

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‪全球性慾大幅滑落

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‪據報導，一半的人認為居家避疫

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‪是一大情趣殺手

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‪朋友們，我們正處於性愛乾旱期

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‪所以就把這節目當作溫故知新吧

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{\an8}‪重振你的性愛衝動

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{\an8}‪恢復性愛生活
‪讓你的性慾立刻高漲

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‪我們會聽一群專家給我們上課

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‪多注意你的伴侶
‪少注意你小雞雞的尺寸

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‪好笑的業餘人士

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‪-炒飯
‪-炒飯

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‪炒飯

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‪所以我就說了一次“啪啪”
‪結果不太好

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‪-還有這群人
‪-嘿，莎薇緹

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‪嘿，妙女郎！

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‪-哇
‪-看看這啊

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‪你們不是我要的性愛玩具

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‪但你們都蠻時髦的

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‪你是誰啊？

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‪我們是正面性愛玩偶

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‪我的名字是奇客

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‪我的代名詞是“他們，受詞的他們”

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‪因為我是非二元性別女孩

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‪性別流動、泛性論性愛

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‪跟誰幹都可以

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‪我知道，是的

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‪嘿，我是茉莉
‪代名詞是“她”和“受詞的她”

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‪我喜歡女孩，也喜歡男孩

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‪但更重要的是
‪“到茉莉試試看網站

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‪訂閱我的《粉絲限定》

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‪什麼都比不上老派雙性濕蜜桃
‪1-7-3-4-6-8”

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‪很容易記的名字喔，妹紙
‪這個滿身是毛的傢伙是誰？

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‪是，是，什麼？喔

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‪嗨，抱歉

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‪我是麥克，我是大同志黑熊

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‪喔，我們都愛大傢伙，你還好吧？

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‪還好，只是在安排我的夜生活

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‪這裡快結束了吧？

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‪爹地在忙，對…

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‪-是嗎？
‪-嘿

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‪我是芭比

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‪這個迷人的猛男是我先生，塔克

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‪-他沒事吧？
‪-喔，別理他

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‪他只是處於極度震驚狀態
‪他是妳的頭號粉絲

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‪事實上，妳是他的名人嘿咻卡

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‪-那是什麼啊？
‪-妳是唯一的名人

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‪通過我明確核准
‪允許他可以跟妳做愛

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‪無需承擔任何後果

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‪是嗎？

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‪這是節目

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‪他們是我的正面性愛玩偶

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‪但正面性愛是什麼意思呢？

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‪對我來說，正面性愛
‪就是羞辱的相反詞

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‪目的是為大家提供性教育
‪並提供建議，賦予各位力量

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‪但這只是我的看法

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‪正面性愛就像指紋

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‪每個人的定義都略有不同

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{\an8}‪正面性愛意思是…

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{\an8}‪坦誠面對性愛

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{\an8}‪彼此相愛，也愛自己
‪無論任何體型、大小跟膚色

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{\an8}‪對我來說，正面性愛
‪就是性愛享受和經驗的最大化

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{\an8}‪依照自己的條件

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{\an8}‪隨各人自由行事

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{\an8}‪只要他們不傷害到任何人

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{\an8}‪我們不該因為性怪癖
‪而羞辱任何人

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‪不管是戀足癖、喜歡被吐口水
‪不論你的性癖好是什麼

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‪你喜歡別人在你身上拉屎
‪喜歡，就去做吧

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{\an8}‪太多人的需求沒得到滿足

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{\an8}‪因為他們不敢

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{\an8}‪叫別人啃他們的屁股

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{\an8}‪如果有人追求平淡

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{\an8}‪只跟自己丈夫做愛

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‪那就是我，我認為這也很好

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‪這不代表我沒有正面性愛

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{\an8}‪美國人一方面沉迷性愛

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{\an8}‪另方面又深深害怕性愛

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‪新聞播報某人被謀殺
‪我們從頭看到尾

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‪但我們卻不讓女人在IG上露奶

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{\an8}‪你越能自在地跟某人談這件事

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{\an8}‪你就越容易跟你的情人溝通

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{\an8}‪你的性愛經驗就會越好

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‪正面性愛是更美好的性愛，對

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{\an8}‪我媽今年67歲

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{\an8}‪她在我25歲時就跟我說

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‪“請盡量多做愛

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‪因為沒人跟你說
‪性愛會終止”

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‪若她知道送上門的小雞雞
‪會有用光的一天

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‪她會像我一樣
‪抓住所有的小雞雞

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‪所以我是為我和我媽

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‪抓住小雞雞

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‪聽起來很怪喔

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‪但這就是為什麼正面性愛是很好的

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‪談到正面性愛

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‪正面

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‪正面

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‪水

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‪水…

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‪（第一章：性愛旱災）

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‪好啊！

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‪視文化、宗教或社會不同

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‪性愛可能會是個禁忌話題

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‪現在讓我們來打破禁忌

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‪是，我們要你一飛沖天

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‪但也要維護你的安全

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‪芭比女孩，妳還好吧？

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‪是，我抱著開放的心胸
‪以及享受性愛歡愉

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‪好啊

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‪塔克居家避疫期間嗨咻擾鄰了嗎？

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‪對啊，我們沒有性愛旱災

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‪我們很樂見

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‪你們在臥房保持正面性愛有何秘訣？

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‪莎薇緹，妳知道

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‪我們活在當下
‪讓我們性慾持續高漲

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‪我們做愛時，心裡只有彼此

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‪不是只注意到我們的外表

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‪或我們的表現
‪以致於忘記享受性愛

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‪這一切，顯然，還有些醜行

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‪-對
‪-是

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‪噹噹！

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‪天啊，你在玩《海底總動員》啊？

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‪我剛是在玩“海底找鮑魚”

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‪這個我還好

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‪誰是下一位？

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‪好

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‪新冠…新冠疫情
‪讓我的“妹妹”長蜘蛛網了

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‪我不得不戒一陣

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‪性愛或許是對我最重要的事

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‪這樣說很奇怪
‪因為我很久沒做愛了

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‪我最長的無性生活時間

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{\an8}‪我想是…

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{\an8}‪四年

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‪好像是幾個月

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‪或許是一年

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‪對，四年

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‪或許是五年

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‪我想是兩、三個月

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‪比較接近的事實可能是七年

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‪讓我感覺很爛

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‪我痛恨沒有性愛的人生

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‪我痛恨沒有跟某人連結的…

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‪那種感覺

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‪如果性愛挫折是一種聲音…

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‪我想就是這樣

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‪你知道鐵達尼號沉船的聲音嗎？

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‪像是…

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‪…金屬的撕裂聲音

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‪你聽到了嗎？

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{\an8}‪（多明妮可傑克森，演員）

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‪像那樣

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‪（專家意見）

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‪我們該做多少愛？

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‪沒有正確的答案

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‪我的名字是歐洛妮，我是性愛教育者

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{\an8}‪我是得過獎的電視主持人

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{\an8}‪我也是性愛大使，親愛的

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‪每個人的性慾大不相同

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‪這完全沒有問題

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‪你可能想每週做愛

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‪你可能想每月做愛

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‪有可能是一星期的每一天

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‪你覺得適當就好

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{\an8}‪我的名字是艾蜜莉摩斯

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{\an8}‪我是人類性行為醫生

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{\an8}‪我是《與艾蜜莉談性》的
‪創辦人和主持人

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‪我想有一段時間沒有性愛生活
‪是沒問題的

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‪事實上，我覺得這樣很健康
‪你知道嗎？

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‪你總是可以跟自己做愛

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‪小姐，有椰子油，有兩隻指頭

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‪自慰是一個神奇的工具

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‪所以，若你沒跟其他人做愛
‪自慰就好了

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‪自尋歡樂很棒的，朋友

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‪嗨起來

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‪性愛

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‪-亞當？
‪-是，夏娃？

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‪我們已經交往一陣了

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‪我要你知道
‪你是我唯一的男人

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‪我希望如此
‪我事實上就是這裡唯一的男人

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‪我愛你，我想我準備好了

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‪我們來做…

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‪-那叫什麼啊？
‪-做愛

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‪-我們來做愛
‪-好吧

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‪太好了，真的嗎？
‪不太確定要怎麼做呢

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‪有沒有說明手冊啊？
‪我是說，來吧

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‪這事沒人做過啊

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‪毫不誇張地說，這就是處女帶啊

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‪-觸摸我就好了
‪-真的嗎？

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‪對，來啊
‪對，就在那裡

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00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,151
‪不，就…對

204
00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:48,861
‪耶

205
00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:52,532
‪天啊

206
00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:53,991
‪（第二章：開葷）

207
00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,827
‪我從這裡可以看到一切
‪真難以置信

208
00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,331
‪好，我們來談談心

209
00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:02,583
‪多認識彼此一點

210
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,544
‪-是
‪-談性說愛是很健康的

211
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,213
‪你們似乎也很開放

212
00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,215
‪你們第一次開葷是什麼樣的情況？

213
00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:11,384
‪我和芭比

214
00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:14,470
‪我們決定等到結婚後再失去童貞

215
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,557
‪所以我們的第一次都很特別

216
00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,225
‪好一場蜜月旅行啊

217
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,477
‪-我們來吧
‪-好

218
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,645
‪太棒了

219
00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:25,273
‪海灘美麗

220
00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:28,317
‪陽光吻在我們肌膚上
‪我們相依相偎

221
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,529
‪砂子在我們腳指縫間
‪超級完美

222
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,950
‪芭比，我們是在水牛城度蜜月的

223
00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,368
‪不妙

224
00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,245
‪水牛城沒有海灘

225
00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,540
‪嗯…

226
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,126
‪奇客，妳呢？

227
00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,253
‪妳是怎麼失去童貞的？

228
00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:48,754
‪老實說，莎薇緹

229
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,673
‪我不知道該如何回答這個問題

230
00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,717
‪因為我不相信童貞

231
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:57,138
‪我不認為你第一次性經驗
‪是由進入與否定義的

232
00:09:57,221 --> 00:10:01,017
‪不是一個神奇小雞雞來了
‪就永遠改變你了

233
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,602
‪哈哈，“神奇小雞雞”

234
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,353
‪莎薇緹，說說妳的經驗吧

235
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,022
‪嗯…

236
00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:08,399
‪你知道嗎？我想算了

237
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,193
‪我想這對觀眾來說
‪可能有點太難承擔了

238
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,070
‪-什麼？
‪-來吧

239
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:13,988
‪-別這樣啊
‪-說吧

240
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:17,658
‪別不好意思了
‪記得嗎，這裡沒有人會批判妳

241
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,619
‪告訴老麥克吧

242
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,579
‪快點啊

243
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:23,748
‪好吧

244
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,333
‪好啦

245
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,044
‪天啊

246
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,670
‪她說什麼啊？

247
00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,131
‪搞什麼？

248
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,966
‪天啊

249
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:35,718
‪老天，是啊！

250
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,095
‪我們不能播出這段

251
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:44,393
‪失去童貞，對我來說很重要

252
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,978
‪因為我想要長大

253
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:50,691
‪對於充滿荷爾蒙的身體
‪我不知道感覺是如此局部的

254
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,319
‪好像是說，如果你要長大
‪就要付一點稅

255
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:56,405
‪我不感覺我的器官應該是我的

256
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,408
‪所以感覺有點困惑

257
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:05,373
‪我想要尋歡作樂
‪但比較多的卻是心理的感覺

258
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,999
‪“天啊，我在做愛了”

259
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,627
‪而不是我現在感覺到的

260
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:14,173
‪精神和肉體的結合

261
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,884
‪我17歲做愛

262
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,970
‪感覺就像是
‪走進一架直升機，立刻開起飛機來

263
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,640
‪感覺是我們很幸運
‪沒有發生悲劇

264
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,895
‪我跟你說
‪我第一次做愛就達到高潮

265
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,314
‪賤人！

266
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,067
‪我很幸運，遇到一個傢伙…

267
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:37,947
‪他知道我是處女
‪所以非常溫柔

268
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,949
‪我給了他我的童貞
‪他也很驕傲

269
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,785
‪最後他搬到紐約去了

270
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,579
‪去找女朋友
‪不再給我打電話了

271
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,957
‪沒有新的留言

272
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,792
‪我對這經驗的最佳描述就是

273
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,547
‪我在做愛
‪但我的腦子卻在評論

274
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,383
‪你這一刻在舌吻她

275
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,885
‪他的手移到她乳房上了

276
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,556
‪他在按摩…或許有點太用力了

277
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,057
‪她移開他的手

278
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,852
‪他真的努力想要搞定

279
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,979
‪就別太快搞完了

280
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,689
‪不管你這麼做
‪別衝太快了，老兄

281
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:13,691
‪你能搞定的，會很棒的

282
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,776
‪他猛力插入了

283
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,361
‪時候還未到，但現在他插入了

284
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,071
‪他試著想其他事情

285
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,489
‪不知何故，他試著想水果

286
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,992
‪避免自己射精

287
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,368
‪他這一招很奇怪

288
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,662
‪他現在進行最後衝刺

289
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,330
‪然後就結束了

290
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,750
‪我臉上沒什麼表情

291
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,003
‪但我想她或許能讀出一二

292
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,547
‪（專家意見）

293
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:39,008
{\an8}‪我是亞歷山大謝維斯
‪我是性愛作家

294
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:42,803
{\an8}‪我想大家第一次做愛時
‪犯下的最大錯誤

295
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,097
‪就是認為會像“肉片”一樣

296
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,808
‪小姐們，拜託別佔上位
‪妳們不該在上面

297
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,268
‪還不是時候

298
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,395
‪時候會到，但不是現在

299
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,397
‪我在A片現場工作過

300
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:56,775
‪看得出大家都在演戲

301
00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,321
‪亂糟糟的場面都被修剪掉了

302
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,780
‪沒有人是那樣做愛的

303
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,699
‪就算A片明星也不會這樣做愛

304
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:06,660
‪A片不是性教育的來源

305
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,622
‪選一個你覺得可以信任的伴侶
‪讓你感到安全的伴侶

306
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,708
‪一定要事前溝通
‪採取保護措施

307
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,168
‪我不想聽藉口，兄弟們

308
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,212
‪我不管你媽說了什麼
‪你並不特別

309
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,714
‪市面上有你可以戴的保險套
‪請你戴套

310
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:21,550
‪安全性愛才是最棒的性愛

311
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,345
‪性愛！

312
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:29,600
‪（露絲博士回答你的性愛問題）

313
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:32,144
‪我要問露絲博士的問題就是

314
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,314
‪我對露絲博士的性愛生活

315
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,191
‪還有個人的歷史很感興趣

316
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,110
‪露絲博士做過很多愛嗎？

317
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,863
‪她喜歡什麼東西？

318
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,657
‪還有，我也想知道

319
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,951
‪陰蒂就像是小號的雞雞

320
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:51,038
‪這是真的嗎？

321
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,499
{\an8}‪好，梅，親愛的

322
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,211
‪好，第一

323
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,338
‪我個人的性愛生活

324
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,759
‪是我和我伴侶的事，再見

325
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:04,760
‪等等

326
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,096
‪妳另一個問題

327
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,682
‪是很重要的問題

328
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:13,352
‪我不要妳認為陰蒂就是陰莖

329
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,356
‪但妳是對的

330
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,733
‪陰蒂被挑逗時

331
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,862
‪血流會到陰蒂

332
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:27,950
‪陰蒂就有陰莖的特性

333
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,870
‪謝謝妳提出這個好問題

334
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,496
‪謝謝，露絲博士

335
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,833
‪下一個問題

336
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:40,713
‪露絲博士
‪我怎麼確定我善對性工作者呢？

337
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,882
‪我是為朋友提問的

338
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,174
‪嗨，崔克西

339
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,759
‪我告訴妳怎麼做

340
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,761
‪一定要付雙倍的錢

341
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,556
‪如果那個伴侶問：“為什麼？”

342
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,935
‪就說：“露絲博士說我該付雙倍錢”

343
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,938
‪謝謝提問，再見，祝妳好運

344
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,315
‪謝謝露絲博士

345
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,525
‪再見

346
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,447
‪“灌木欉”

347
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,453
‪“百慕達三角洲”

348
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,960
‪巴西利亞的大奶妹

349
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,798
‪大奶妹…

350
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,885
{\an8}‪（第三章：衛生與儀容）

351
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,223
‪我很快就會讓你的指甲
‪看起來英俊又瀟灑

352
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,600
‪妳對我太好了

353
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,938
‪你知道嗎
‪在性慾荒地待了這麽長一段時間

354
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,274
‪你需要舒展放鬆你的身體

355
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:46,195
‪讓性愛盡可能無憂無慮
‪充滿感官的享受

356
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,322
‪標籤：“自我照顧就是性感”

357
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,657
‪說的沒錯

358
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,284
‪回到感官情慾的舞台

359
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,912
‪最重要的一個部分

360
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,580
‪就是你的重要部位

361
00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:00,793
‪衛生與儀容
‪對個人的性吸引力非常重要

362
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,672
‪我個人不同意
‪有性別意識的審美標準

363
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,675
‪我就順其自然生長
‪妳知道吧？

364
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,386
‪極度蓬鬆雜亂的能量

365
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,804
‪啊！

366
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,723
‪我走“白虎”路線

367
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,268
‪我的老天鵝啊

368
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,855
‪別給我光禿禿的陰部

369
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,025
‪但我也不要70年代的“灌木欉”
‪你知道我的意思吧？

370
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,944
‪看起來像你自行修剪過

371
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:29,613
‪我喜歡女人讓毛髮任意生長

372
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,824
‪我覺得應該有陰毛

373
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:35,327
‪充分披露，我完全沒有毛髮

374
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,788
‪我希望有多一點公開對話

375
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,748
‪有關於男人該如何處理陰毛

376
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,252
‪因為什麼資訊都沒有
‪我現在是盲目飛行

377
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:50,384
‪我第一次在我陰部膏塗脫毛膏

378
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:53,721
‪我塗進妹妹口了

379
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,307
‪我的陰蒂灼熱燒痛

380
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,726
‪大概兩週

381
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,605
‪感覺很爛

382
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,275
‪我不能再用薄荷香皂了

383
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,360
‪這是什麼啊？

384
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,156
‪你要保持乾淨，我是說…

385
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,408
‪一定要乾淨

386
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,161
‪我們要照顧到各方面的衛生

387
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,621
‪因為這不僅僅是身體的衛生

388
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,749
‪你上一個男人的床時

389
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,459
‪你看得出他洗不洗床單

390
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,171
‪你的床單聞起來有一股黴臭味

391
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,839
‪就那個字…“肥宅”

392
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,300
‪聞起來就是這種…“噁”的感覺

393
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,681
‪耳朵乾淨，這很重要

394
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,517
‪如果耳朵洗不干淨

395
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,852
‪小雞雞一定很髒

396
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,354
‪我不知道為什麼男人

397
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,440
‪不把小雞雞掏出來，放進水槽洗

398
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,567
‪在公共廁所掏出小雞雞

399
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,361
‪在水槽好好洗洗

400
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,279
‪應該是社會可接受的

401
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:56,742
‪如果我看到一個男人公開清洗小雞雞
‪我會給他鼓掌

402
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,410
‪我不會覺得很震驚

403
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,329
‪我不會覺得生氣
‪我會說謝謝你

404
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,206
‪我會說，有時候我

405
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:05,125
‪遇到那些小雞雞洗得太積極的男人

406
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,544
‪你在口交時會想

407
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,673
‪“你是不是把一塊愛爾蘭春天肥皂
‪都塞進尿道口啦？”

408
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,135
‪我絕對知道這是什麼

409
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,138
‪嗯，我很擔心這看起來像是用過的

410
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,266
‪我是同志
‪你不是用這玩意洗屁眼的嗎？

411
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,185
‪喔

412
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,770
‪對，我是同志

413
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,940
‪用屁眼機制是難不倒我的

414
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:30,317
‪我想那個字是“沖洗”

415
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,861
‪好，我喜歡屁眼機制

416
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,198
‪正式名稱是“肛門沖洗”
‪但我喜歡“屁眼機制”

417
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,826
‪裝滿水，插進屁眼

418
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,410
‪擠壓、擠壓

419
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,955
‪排掉水分，性感、性感

420
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:44,957
‪包裝盒上有說

421
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,961
‪（專家意見）

422
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,004
‪我想我們在衛生方面犯的錯誤

423
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,923
‪就是認為我們有毛病

424
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:56,260
‪我們必須改變我們天然的氣味

425
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,887
‪我的意思是
‪陰道其實像自動清潔烤箱一樣

426
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,015
‪你其實不該清洗陰道內部

427
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,642
‪我們有天然的平衡

428
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,687
‪會自動保持該有的狀況

429
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,857
‪不僅僅是性關係，更關係到自己

430
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,860
‪一定要經常做性傳染病測試

431
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,653
‪有些人還是不做

432
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,905
‪他們不管那種氣味

433
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,701
‪他們不理那種燒灼的疼痛

434
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,911
‪這些都來自於他們的生殖器
‪我很想知道為什麼？

435
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,581
‪你至少…

436
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:29,668
‪每個月要做一次全面的性傳染病篩檢

437
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,879
‪男女都一樣

438
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,590
‪酷兒或非酷兒都適用

439
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,425
‪對我來說，一次全面的篩檢…

440
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,720
‪我已經有愛滋病陽性反應
‪所以我不會篩檢愛滋病

441
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:45,184
‪但我會篩檢淋病
‪披衣菌、C型肝炎和梅毒

442
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:50,189
‪每一個有性愛生活的人
‪都需要篩檢這些東西

443
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,649
‪這才是性生活活躍的人
‪表現出的負責態度

444
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:56,195
‪我感覺我祖母沒有這些東西

445
00:19:56,737 --> 00:20:00,908
‪溝通促成人與人之間更好的連結

446
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,292
‪你拍的是我好看的那一面吧？

447
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,253
‪“大頭”照太重要了

448
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,674
{\an8}‪（第四章：交友APP）

449
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,139
‪麥克，你夜間活動安排好了嗎？

450
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,559
‪好了，我新的大頭照真有效

451
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,479
‪是，是

452
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,231
‪對

453
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,943
‪老派的酒吧把妹招哪裡去了？

454
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,279
‪還有，我為什麼要演這個角色啊？

455
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,781
‪莎薇緹去哪裡了？

456
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,616
‪她在幫奇客美甲

457
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,204
‪交友APP戰爭三次服役

458
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,081
‪我在那裡花了很多時間

459
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:52,000
‪想要大豐收，必須撒大網

460
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,920
‪我在用Tinder

461
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,088
‪直男直女用Tinder

462
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,381
‪Grindr是給
‪喜好“磨蹭”的人的…

463
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,382
‪我用過Bumble…

464
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:01,426
‪Grindr絕對是最受歡迎的
‪同志性愛

465
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,386
‪…用過Hinge

466
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,303
‪GROWLr是熊熊同志用的

467
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,597
‪天啊，我主要是用Scruff

468
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,765
‪我用過Raya…

469
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:10,519
‪…名人約會用
‪會用這個交友APP

470
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:11,603
‪我用過Jdate…

471
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,981
‪Recon是男同志和男酷兒用的

472
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,316
‪這些人比較有性怪癖和戀物癖
‪我經常用這個

473
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,944
‪-我用過JSwipe
‪-ChristianMingle

474
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,071
‪讓人有點困惑，因為假如
‪你的名字是Christian

475
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,906
‪你為什麼想要認識其他那些
‪名叫Christian的人呢？

476
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,784
‪我用過OkCupid很短一段時間

477
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,370
‪但我是在做podcast時
‪認識我未婚妻的

478
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,372
‪我用過
‪Yahoo!Personals

479
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,666
‪在早期，這些APP軟體

480
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:35,377
‪會要你寫好幾段

481
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,379
‪自我介紹和我的志願

482
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,549
‪我說：“天啊，這是一本書啊”

483
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,010
‪現在，交友APP
‪就像是Uber Eats

484
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,345
‪叫Uber Eats
‪把小雞雞立刻送過來

485
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,265
‪嗨，你的小雞雞在這裡

486
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,517
‪男人會說

487
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,270
‪“對，我…

488
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,188
‪我要一段感情，我要一個東西”

489
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:58,650
‪我說：“我是跨性別的”
‪接下來

490
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,944
‪我的收件箱立刻充滿了裸照

491
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:05,324
‪各種身材、形狀、尺寸、顏色

492
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,701
‪一段時間後

493
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:11,538
‪就變得很恐怖

494
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,751
‪我的直郵現在就像
‪小雞雞聯合國

495
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,377
‪我收到來自全世界各地的小雞雞

496
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,921
‪我收到加勒比海小雞雞
‪希臘小雞雞

497
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,466
‪我收到男人送來小雞雞照片

498
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,343
‪只因為是星期二

499
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,678
‪直男為他們的小雞雞拍照方式

500
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,473
‪就像是拍這輩子最後一張照片似的

501
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:33,351
‪我在APP上認識一個男子

502
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,395
‪我知道他是處於“開放式關係”

503
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:38,231
‪我去到他家，我們在客廳坐下
‪他跟我說

504
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,192
‪“我們必須在客廳親熱

505
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:43,779
‪因為我丈夫在家
‪他有一點種族歧視”

506
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,781
‪我說：“請你再說一次？”

507
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,116
‪這傢伙跟我速配

508
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,868
‪我說嗨，他也說嗨

509
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:52,954
‪然後他說：“我想看妳
‪深褐色的陰唇”

510
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:56,958
‪我說：“第一
‪我們才剛打完招呼耶！”

511
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,544
‪我們需要建立一下關係
‪再談到陰唇吧

512
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:00,962
‪我並不討厭交友APP

513
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,466
‪我覺得那很好
‪我覺得大家有地方互相認識

514
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,926
‪是很重要的

515
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,803
‪我認識我先生…

516
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,055
‪沒有其他說法，就是一夜情

517
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,724
‪你知道，我總是告訴我那些

518
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,143
‪有很多約會規矩的朋友

519
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,771
‪“打開心胸，打開心房
‪打開妳的雙腿來愛”

520
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,356
‪因為你永遠不知道什麼時候
‪會找到愛

521
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,900
‪（專家意見）

522
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:23,902
‪我認為APP最重要的貢獻

523
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:27,155
‪就是它們改變了
‪我們如何對他人呈現自己的面貌

524
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,658
‪就男人和男人的性愛來看

525
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:33,036
‪我這一代和接下來一代

526
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,413
‪非常關心他們是不是在上面

527
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,874
‪還是在下面，或是多體位的
‪他們認為這些角色

528
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:41,753
‪是有區分的
‪而且是固定的、永久的

529
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:45,215
‪因為APP中其實有一個標籤

530
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,342
‪是讓你可以過濾或搜尋某人

531
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:51,179
‪所以我們會認為
‪你不是這個，就是那個

532
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,556
‪我認為這是很新的事

533
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:56,518
‪很奇怪的，我會在交友APP上
‪說那些搭訕的台詞

534
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,604
‪因為我一開始總是不知道要說什麼

535
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,523
‪因為，若是你是個英俊小生

536
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,941
‪你總是可以用“嘿！”來開場

537
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:05,235
‪但如果你像我一樣長相普通

538
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:08,446
‪你得想出一點有趣的資料

539
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:11,074
‪像是“很多人認為佛蒙特
‪生產的楓糖最多

540
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:14,286
‪但其實是新罕布夏
‪嗨，我是伊安”

541
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,166
‪-有效嗎？
‪-完全無效

542
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,252
‪（外陰部大揭秘）

543
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,378
‪（想問卻不敢問的問題）

544
00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:25,297
‪若我們剖析女性的身體親密關係

545
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,883
‪第一個規則
‪就是絕對不要從那裡開始

546
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:31,094
‪很重要的是要從周邊開始
‪從手指頭

547
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,180
‪雙手、手臂，而且要有視線接觸

548
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,348
‪讓女人感到安全

549
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,184
{\an8}‪我的名字是史黛拉安娜索能鮑姆

550
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:40,687
{\an8}‪我是倫敦市中心的肉體性學家

551
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:43,106
‪討論到親密關係的身體剖析

552
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,483
‪愛撫就是一個很好的方式

553
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,986
‪用塗過潤滑油的手

554
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:50,071
‪像這樣愛撫外陰部

555
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,574
‪從多個方向，找到節奏

556
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,660
‪內陰唇，突出來的東西
‪像這裡

557
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,038
‪有時候甚至有更多不同的顏色

558
00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:01,750
‪玫瑰色或白色
‪或灰色、紫色或棕色

559
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,586
‪有時候根本看不到顏色

560
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,713
‪女人看起來就像這樣

561
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:10,467
‪我們可以像這樣做一個外陰部三明治

562
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,386
‪不同女人的其他不同點

563
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,932
‪就是這裡這個陰蒂

564
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:21,978
‪和陰道口的距離有多遠
‪因為距離越遠

565
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,981
‪越難在陰蒂頭

566
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:27,484
‪沒有額外的刺激之下
‪單單只靠插入

567
00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,819
‪達到高潮

568
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:33,323
‪陰蒂也有腿，在外陰唇部分

569
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:35,533
‪當女人性慾被喚醒時

570
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,619
‪整個東西都會漲起來

571
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,789
‪刺激陰蒂的一個好方法

572
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:44,125
‪就是先順時鐘愛撫一段長時間

573
00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:47,212
‪有些女人喜歡直接觸摸

574
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:48,672
‪陰蒂頭部分

575
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,048
‪另一些女人認為這樣極度痛苦

576
00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:52,008
‪像是在導電線上

577
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,551
‪所以溝通很關鍵

578
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,262
‪有些女人的陰蒂是覆蓋起來的

579
00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,722
‪有些女人的陰蒂很大

580
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,808
‪明顯而突出

581
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:03,228
‪口交、用舌頭刺激整個外陰部

582
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,105
‪這樣會很好

583
00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:07,315
‪還有另一個刺激感應區

584
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,652
‪位於陰道和肛門間的會陰海綿區

585
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:14,531
‪邊緣地帶，所以刺激肛門區
‪感覺也很好

586
00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:18,118
‪另一個可以考慮的就是陰蒂頭

587
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:20,870
‪舌頭快速上下移動

588
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:22,414
‪或橫向移動

589
00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,874
‪可以在這裡造成一些刺激

590
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,712
‪而且要長時間重複做同樣的動作

591
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,047
‪其他刺激感應區

592
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:34,884
‪G嶺就從陰道口後面開始

593
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,929
‪一直到拐彎處的G點

594
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:41,308
‪女人的G點組織大小各異

595
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:44,144
‪有人有G嶺，有人只有G點

596
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:46,855
‪有些女人幾乎沒有G點組織

597
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:50,233
‪用中指愛撫找尋G點

598
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:53,361
‪大拇指需要在兩點鐘位置

599
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,947
‪然後做出某種鉗子狀動作

600
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,532
‪因為在兩者之間那一帶

601
00:26:57,615 --> 00:27:00,327
‪尿道是被勃起組織包覆起來的

602
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,829
‪所以那也是刺激感應區

603
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:06,333
‪陰莖是不可能達到G點的

604
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,418
‪因為陰莖拐彎了

605
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:11,671
‪但陰莖能到達的是其他兩個
‪感官享樂區

606
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,506
‪位於陰道盡頭

607
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,383
‪一個區朝向肚臍眼

608
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,553
‪一直到最裡面
‪通常被稱為A點

609
00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:20,930
‪還有一個位於陰道盡頭的區

610
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,140
‪是朝向膽囊的

611
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:24,851
‪我們有時稱此為O點或P點

612
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:28,188
‪在性交時，陰莖或性玩具

613
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,982
‪比較容易到達這裡

614
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:34,069
‪愛愛別做菜鳥

615
00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:43,453
‪為什麼總是要吃葡萄？

616
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:45,121
‪我知道，總是葡萄

617
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,374
‪為什麼葡萄總是受到青睞？

618
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,209
‪紅葡萄刺激

619
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,503
‪雌性激素和睾丸素的分泌

620
00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:54,130
‪你知道，要相信科學

621
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,757
‪好吧，佛奇醫生

622
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,636
‪我是維他命C的發電廠
‪所以我增加性衝動

623
00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:01,679
‪吃我，吃我！

624
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,684
‪我想我們還是做表情符號吧

625
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,728
‪老實說，我不知道自己為什麼在這裡

626
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,021
‪我根本不是水果

627
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:11,940
‪我是蔬菜

628
00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:15,443
‪葡萄去哪裡了？

629
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,737
‪塞進去了，大個

630
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:22,367
‪對，把我塞進去吧

631
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:23,451
‪會是一大驚喜

632
00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:28,540
‪那麼…

633
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,834
‪想嗎？

634
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:33,795
‪寶貝，我今晚不太想

635
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,298
‪天啊

636
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,759
‪你們兩個怎麼啦？

637
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,929
‪節目一開始

638
00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:45,390
‪你們如膠似漆

639
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:48,935
‪現在，太悲哀了

640
00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,687
‪氣氛不對了

641
00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:51,980
‪你必須營造氣氛

642
00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:55,275
‪-妳是什麼意思呢？
‪-燈光要對

643
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,777
‪放點音樂

644
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:02,532
‪把那隻貓踢出去，拜託

645
00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:06,119
‪掰了，史丹利

646
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:08,538
‪好，氣氛可以了
‪感覺怎麼樣？

647
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,210
‪現在我們心意相通了

648
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,425
‪為性愛設定情景很重要

649
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,552
‪要有一點氣氛

650
00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:24,804
‪美麗的蠟燭，香味不要太濃

651
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,098
‪因為我們要能聞到彼此的味道

652
00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:28,933
‪對

653
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:33,313
‪性交前的愛撫很重要
‪就是那種熱情，我頸上的熱吻

654
00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:37,275
‪欣賞我的身體
‪讓我知道你很享受

655
00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:40,820
‪跟女人口交是非常重要的

656
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:44,824
‪不能就把臉湊上去
‪一陣亂擠，祈禱能成

657
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:48,661
‪有時候他們用太多牙齒了
‪我要請你用牙齦，就像這樣…

658
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:51,790
‪別進去咬…

659
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:55,752
‪就用嘴唇，把嘴唇往前湊

660
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,796
‪然後再從下面伸舌頭

661
00:29:57,879 --> 00:29:59,756
‪不要只是…這樣不酷

662
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:04,177
‪我的婚姻的性生活
‪已經沒有情景設定了

663
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:09,599
‪我覺得應該尊重這樣的誠實

664
00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:12,101
‪有些人為了氣氛吵架

665
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,062
‪有些人真的很喜歡前戲

666
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:16,689
‪我覺得我把我老公的小雞雞放進嘴裡

667
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:19,234
‪就會很有做愛的氣氛了

668
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:24,739
‪當你用上所有感官
‪你有一種氣氛

669
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,784
‪讓你感覺很美好
‪你的伴侶也覺得很舒服

670
00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:30,203
‪對我來說，這就是
‪設定性愛情景的最佳方式

671
00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:34,332
‪我最好的性愛場所

672
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,084
‪是在巴黎的一個陽台上

673
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,460
‪-在海灘上
‪-在按摩浴缸

674
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,046
‪我在魔術山指交

675
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:42,465
‪有一次我在尼曼馬可斯百貨公司
‪二樓打手槍

676
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:45,260
‪在殘障人士的小隔間
‪我現在不要討論這件事

677
00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,886
‪宜家家居

678
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:50,431
‪我喜歡簡單基本的設計

679
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,100
‪真的讓我“性”趣大增

680
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,561
‪我在…嗯…做愛

681
00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:57,063
‪不是那麼怪
‪但對我來說很怪

682
00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,441
‪但如果你坐在

683
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,695
‪一個晚宴上，或參加派對

684
00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:05,613
‪大家問：“你最奇怪的
‪性愛場所在哪裡？”

685
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,365
‪我的答案讓大家都說：“天啊！”

686
00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:12,203
‪有點乏味
‪因為我想會有更酷的答案

687
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,788
‪但我在移動廁所做愛

688
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,416
‪非常噁心，我不推薦

689
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:17,959
‪事實上我譴責這種行為

690
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:21,462
‪我在湖裡做愛
‪我在一個湖裡面指交性愛

691
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,048
‪晚上在加拿大一個湖裡做愛

692
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:28,094
‪太美了
‪可能還有些麋鹿在觀望

693
00:31:28,177 --> 00:31:30,346
‪必須有幾隻變態麋鹿觀望才行

694
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,640
‪大多數加拿大人都在湖中做過愛

695
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:36,060
‪事實上，可以問凱瑟琳萊恩
‪是不是在湖中做過愛？

696
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:40,857
‪梅馬丁，很悲哀的
‪我想我沒有在加拿大湖中做過愛

697
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:42,734
‪我在薩尼亞長大的

698
00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:44,903
‪當地有一個巨大的石化廠

699
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,864
‪所以我認為
‪我之所以還有繁殖力

700
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,490
‪就是因為沒在湖中做過愛

701
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,826
‪沒有，我沒在湖裡做過愛

702
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,995
‪我接下來的問題是哪一個湖？

703
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,538
‪-我們有大湖
‪-對

704
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:58,207
‪我們說的是安大略湖
‪蘇必略湖…

705
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,127
‪你知道…

706
00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:03,421
‪-喬治亞灣
‪-什麼？

707
00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:05,048
‪梅是像海馬嗎？

708
00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:07,634
‪她在做什麼啊？
‪只在水中交配嗎？

709
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:10,595
‪我在床上做過愛
‪我在沙發上做過愛

710
00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:14,349
‪我在床墊上做過愛
‪兼做床和沙發

711
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:18,311
‪還有一次在地上，沙發旁邊

712
00:32:18,394 --> 00:32:20,855
‪（專家意見）

713
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:25,652
‪我喜歡在室內做愛
‪在我的臥室裡

714
00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:32,450
‪我從男人那裡聽到的是
‪沒有潤滑液或唾液

715
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:35,662
‪女人覺得陰莖很粗暴

716
00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:38,831
{\an8}‪經常是這種上上下下的動作

717
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:40,333
{\an8}‪經常是沒有潤滑的情況下

718
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,126
‪這樣非常痛苦

719
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,753
‪很多女人跟我說

720
00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:46,673
‪她們不知道該如何應對陰莖
‪或她們沒有信心

721
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,508
‪處理陰莖

722
00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:51,010
‪所以我很喜歡談這一點

723
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,054
‪大家通常忘記的是會陰部

724
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:56,474
‪在睾丸後面，睾丸和肛門之間

725
00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:59,143
‪那裡是陰莖的根部

726
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:04,774
‪這裡通常是非常重要的
‪也是觸摸的好地方

727
00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:07,694
‪另外一個被遺忘的區域是睾丸

728
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,905
‪睾丸在陰囊這個皮囊裡面

729
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,075
‪我們可以像這樣把睾丸拉出來

730
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:20,540
‪或者我們可以環繞睾丸
‪愛撫或搔弄

731
00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:23,084
‪在這裡警告一句
‪唯一你不該做的事情

732
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,461
‪顯然就是用任何方式

733
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:27,088
‪重擊或扭曲

734
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:31,926
‪所以就陰莖來說
‪環繞一圈是很好的

735
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:35,972
‪看看哪種方式最有感官快樂
‪因為可能各有不同

736
00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:39,017
‪另一個待發現的東西
‪通常就是背面

737
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,227
‪這裡能帶來很多肉慾和感官的快樂

738
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:47,108
‪但比較一下右邊和左邊或上面呢？

739
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:50,194
‪當我們這樣握著陰莖
‪手掌在龜頭上移動

740
00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:54,657
‪就可以簡單愛撫一下

741
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:58,578
‪我們也可以這樣移動龜頭

742
00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:01,289
‪或者我們可以用所謂擠檸檬的方式
‪愛撫一下

743
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,332
‪我們從上面下來

744
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:07,003
‪轉一下，不時停一下

745
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,465
‪常見的誤解是

746
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:13,426
‪給有小雞雞的伴侶口交

747
00:34:13,509 --> 00:34:15,595
‪只能用嘴巴

748
00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,306
‪我不這樣建議

749
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,850
‪我建議用手和嘴一起做

750
00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:23,936
‪一個有趣的區域是這裡的溝槽

751
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,814
‪這裡是陰莖本體和龜頭的交接處

752
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,609
‪通常摸起來很舒服

753
00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:32,987
‪把嘴放在溝槽區

754
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:36,324
‪然後放開，再用手

755
00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,493
‪到構造區，再停下來

756
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:42,038
‪重要的是潤滑液

757
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:46,584
‪你能分泌的唾液比你想得要多
‪很多，是嗎？

758
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:50,588
‪你還可以空出一隻手來
‪刺激肛門區

759
00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:54,759
‪可以只在外面，邊緣部分

760
00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:58,054
‪或者可以伸一隻手指頭進去

761
00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:01,682
‪看你的指甲長短而定
‪如果指甲長，就別這樣做

762
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,811
‪讓我們來談性說愛

763
00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:07,188
‪讓我們來談性說愛

764
00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,651
‪-我愛你
‪-我也愛你

765
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:16,781
‪你知道嗎
‪我真的很喜歡你跟我說髒話

766
00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:21,994
‪-我不知道該說什麼
‪-什麼撩起你情慾，就說什麼

767
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,705
‪-嚇我一跳
‪-你確定嗎？

768
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,916
‪對，我確定

769
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,211
‪好

770
00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:32,713
‪是嗎？

771
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,341
{\an8}‪我真的很想操你，老爸！

772
00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:36,717
{\an8}‪等等，什麼啊？

773
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,094
{\an8}‪-什麼？什麼？
‪-老兄

774
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,262
{\an8}‪（第八章：出口成“髒”）

775
00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:41,222
‪我不知道你們怎麼想

776
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:43,099
‪但我覺得我們都學到一些新東西

777
00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:44,016
‪是

778
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,227
‪重要的不只是肉體

779
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,562
‪-不是
‪-枕邊細語

780
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,605
‪也很重要

781
00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:53,025
‪-溝通非常重要
‪-是

782
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:56,946
‪對很多人來說，枕邊細語
‪特別是下流話

783
00:35:57,738 --> 00:35:59,240
‪很能勾起人的情慾

784
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:00,992
‪是

785
00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:02,618
‪有足夠的信念

786
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,954
‪任何話都可以說成髒話

787
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:09,542
‪就記得保持尊重
‪但不要怕冒失

788
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,129
‪我們來試試
‪課堂上哪個人大聲說一個詞

789
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,090
‪我來

790
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,176
‪門鉸鏈

791
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,972
‪你想看我像門鉸鏈一樣打開嗎？

792
00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:26,475
‪妳做到了

793
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:30,396
‪芒果呢？

794
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,944
‪你知道我吃完這個芒果後
‪什麼會更有滋味呢？

795
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:41,324
‪-哇
‪-那是真的

796
00:36:41,407 --> 00:36:43,326
‪這應該會難倒她

797
00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:45,244
‪黃樟

798
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,832
‪-我可以知道語言起源嗎？
‪-拉丁文

799
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,627
‪請給我定義

800
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:55,713
‪黃樟，一種北美的落葉樹

801
00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:58,049
‪有芳香的樹皮和葉子

802
00:36:58,132 --> 00:36:59,926
‪-她怎麼會知道這些？
‪-我不知道

803
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,386
‪你可以說出這個詞嗎？

804
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,057
‪-黃…
‪-抱歉，我是說

805
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:08,351
‪把舌頭放在我的陰部
‪說這個詞呢？

806
00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:14,190
‪-太棒了
‪-真好啊

807
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:15,650
‪跟你們說過啦
‪我就是來教你們的

808
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,110
‪天啊，我剛高潮了

809
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,407
‪對，我喜歡說下流話
‪我是說髒話的人

810
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,827
‪這絕對是我性生活的重要部分

811
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,913
‪髒話有很多不同層次

812
00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:32,375
‪因為你說“呃”也可以是髒話
‪說“喔耶”也可以是髒話

813
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:35,544
‪我覺得說髒話的問題就是
‪一旦你開始了

814
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:38,422
‪就像打開潘多拉的盒子
‪你就停不下來

815
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:40,341
‪而且會越來越升高

816
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:43,052
‪我常常在吹喇叭時
‪某人會說說"好耶“

817
00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:46,389
‪”給我吹喇叭“
‪我就說：”我在做啊“

818
00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:51,394
‪你為什麼要我做已經在做的事呢？
‪這是字幕嗎？

819
00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:55,690
‪因人而異
‪而且要看他們的本事

820
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:59,944
‪有時候被人羞辱
‪感覺還蠻酷的

821
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:03,864
‪但也有時候
‪太有針對性也很奇怪

822
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:07,576
‪有一次我在跟一個傢伙做愛

823
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,245
‪他說：“你喜歡這樣嗎，白痴？”

824
00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:11,330
‪我想：“白痴？”

825
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:14,000
‪“我不是白痴啊”

826
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:16,210
‪你認為自己在說髒話

827
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,587
‪或多或少
‪把這想成是談情說愛

828
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,215
‪就像是帶出你內在的性感

829
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:26,304
‪你知道，我不是想跟你說
‪你想聽的話

830
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,472
‪我要跟你說我想聽的話

831
00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:30,433
‪我對自己的感覺

832
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,186
‪關於說下流話
‪我的最大秘訣就是

833
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,105
‪留在你的舒適圈內

834
00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:38,399
‪你不需要一下子就說A片台詞

835
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:41,485
‪瘋狂，不假思索
‪不用語出驚人

836
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,612
‪甚至連“讓我尿在你奶子上”都別說

837
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:46,907
‪就吻一下脖子說：“你喜歡嗎？”

838
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:50,202
‪一開始說些簡單的話
‪慢慢進入那個情況

839
00:38:50,786 --> 00:38:53,456
‪如果我參加漫威電影試鏡
‪我會用我的性感聲音

840
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,417
‪”我們不能讓薩諾斯拿到永恆寶石“

841
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,919
‪你喜歡這樣嗎？

842
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:00,755
‪是

843
00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:02,923
‪我現在就在做了！
‪我根本都不知道

844
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:06,719
‪我在做愛時根本沒法用聲音搞笑
‪我覺得好尷尬

845
00:39:06,802 --> 00:39:08,262
‪我在“做”愛

846
00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:12,600
‪在這部分訪談
‪我要承認我從來沒做過愛

847
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:16,228
‪（專家意見）

848
00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:19,815
‪一個常見的錯誤就是忽略嘴巴

849
00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:22,151
‪嘴巴有很多神經末梢

850
00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,986
‪嘴唇和舌頭

851
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:27,907
‪我們以性感的方式說話時
‪關係到的是感覺

852
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,450
‪我想我現在就在這樣做

853
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:35,373
‪關係到能感覺到嘴巴
‪讓每個音節都能被聽到

854
00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:38,501
‪你可能會說：“我要射到妳臉上”

855
00:39:38,584 --> 00:39:40,002
‪然後她就會想

856
00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:43,297
‪“什麼？你為什麼要這樣做？”

857
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,050
‪她的性愛界限可能是

858
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:48,844
‪“我不在乎你射在我屁股上
‪或是我大腿內側”

859
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:51,347
‪射到她臉上
‪可能聽起來有失尊重

860
00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:53,724
‪當然，我們愛說下流話

861
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,310
‪這是最火辣的部分

862
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,647
‪特別是當你有性感的聲音時

863
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,316
‪天啊，就像是“我們來吧”

864
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,444
‪跟我說下流話，對著我耳朵
‪就在這裡，來吧

865
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:08,614
‪我真的很想讓妳爽

866
00:40:08,697 --> 00:40:13,202
‪妳這個下流的女人，我要…

867
00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:15,663
‪妳要…
‪天啊，我要讓妳爽…

868
00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:20,084
‪看完以上節目
‪若你認為你可以說下流話

869
00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:22,128
‪這裡有一首團隊編輯的小歌曲

870
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,797
‪幫你增加下流話的詞彙

871
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,633
{\an8}‪肛門

872
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:30,052
{\an8}‪陰囊

873
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:35,558
{\an8}‪舔陰、陰莖、陰蒂和高潮

874
00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:40,771
{\an8}‪假陽具
‪就是沒有男人的陰莖

875
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:47,445
{\an8}‪射精

876
00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:50,781
{\an8}‪拳交

877
00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,741
{\an8}‪你找到G點了嗎？

878
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:56,078
{\an8}‪在化學課教室後排打手槍

879
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,246
{\an8}‪非常具體

880
00:40:57,329 --> 00:41:01,834
{\an8}‪性交，插進兩隻大腿之間

881
00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:03,752
{\an8}‪精液、熱吻

882
00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:05,921
{\an8}‪女同性戀、男同性戀、雙性戀
‪變性人、酷兒、順性別、異性戀

883
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:08,048
{\an8}‪從紐西蘭島大不列顛

884
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,217
‪交互手淫

885
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,969
{\an8}‪刺激乳頭

886
00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:13,888
{\an8}‪口交、陰莖、速戰速決

887
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:15,431
‪舔肛門、舔蛋蛋

888
00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:17,141
‪摩擦外陰、頭下腳上打屁屁

889
00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:18,851
{\an8}‪偷窺癖、純粹手淫

890
00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:20,603
‪XXX級情色片

891
00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,062
‪我說好好好

892
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,814
‪做完後渾身舒爽

893
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:25,524
‪我們攤平睡大覺

894
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:33,032
{\an8}‪性愛詞彙大全到此結束

895
00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:35,367
‪好棒啊，各位

896
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:37,620
‪我們在這裡介紹了好多性愛行為

897
00:41:37,703 --> 00:41:40,289
‪-唱好唱滿啊，對吧？
‪-性愛有樂趣

898
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:44,543
‪好，妳說妳要
‪我們一起試幾個新玩具吧？

899
00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:47,421
‪-我是說了
‪-妳什麼都願意試嗎？

900
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,174
‪-那我可以選啦
‪-是

901
00:41:50,257 --> 00:41:52,301
‪-這太性感了
‪-好

902
00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:53,719
‪準備好了，寶貝

903
00:41:53,802 --> 00:41:54,929
‪我給我們買了…

904
00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:59,475
‪“大聲說出來”
‪我們來玩紙板遊戲吧

905
00:41:59,558 --> 00:42:03,479
‪大家都愛“大聲說出來”遊戲
‪讓我有話可說

906
00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:06,941
{\an8}‪我要讓他說：“這段感情結束了”

907
00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:08,442
{\an8}‪大聲說出來

908
00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:17,618
‪歡迎來到冰后地牢

909
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:20,037
‪什麼是維持性生活熱度的最佳方式？

910
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,413
‪性怪癖升級

911
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:24,792
‪角色扮演、加入一些玩具
‪吸一吸腳趾頭

912
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:28,170
‪塗滿鮮奶油，舔光光

913
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,965
‪性怪癖不適合所有人

914
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:32,883
‪但性怪癖愛好者

915
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:36,470
‪你們能從這個經驗有所收穫
‪那就太好了

916
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:37,721
‪有問題嗎？

917
00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:44,603
‪性愛玩具？

918
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:47,982
‪好問題，我們來看看

919
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:51,944
‪我用性愛玩具
‪我覺得它們非常重要

920
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:53,153
‪我覺得應該有多一點人來用

921
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,531
‪我認為異性戀伴侶也應該用

922
00:42:55,614 --> 00:42:58,367
‪-我覺得性愛玩具超棒
‪-我喜歡某些機器

923
00:42:58,450 --> 00:42:59,910
‪加入混合使用

924
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,454
‪我用過那種震動棒

925
00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:04,415
‪我不知道…震動棒

926
00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:05,833
‪我想大家是這麼叫它的

927
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:09,712
‪如果要吊起小雞雞
‪一定要捆綁式的

928
00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:12,840
‪你知道我的意思吧？
‪那是女同志必備

929
00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:15,342
‪我是說，我根本不認為
‪那是個性愛玩具

930
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,595
‪我覺得那是性愛好友

931
00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:20,931
‪-性愛夥伴
‪-我愛任何能震動的東西

932
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,517
‪有電池電力在裡面的東西

933
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,144
‪那種可以讓我大樓停電的東西

934
00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:26,937
‪我要戰鬥疲勞症

935
00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:31,567
‪性愛玩具不只是為單身女性的需要

936
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:34,903
‪替代她們從別處得不到的小雞雞

937
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:36,780
‪性愛玩具太棒了

938
00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,657
‪小雞雞也很棒

939
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:40,534
‪兩者合用更是超棒

940
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,954
‪我只用一個震動棒
‪一個女孩用一個捆綁式的

941
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:47,374
‪你第一次約會帶她出去
‪你跟她說：“選一個小雞雞”

942
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:50,085
‪這就是這段交往期用的小雞雞

943
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:51,128
‪若她跟一個男子在一起

944
00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:53,797
‪他也不會分分秒秒更換小雞雞

945
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:55,424
‪你能為自己做的最棒的事情

946
00:43:55,507 --> 00:43:57,593
‪就是做一個自己小雞雞的模子

947
00:43:57,676 --> 00:43:59,470
‪用你自己的小雞雞幹自己

948
00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:02,181
‪因為這感覺起來就像一個神使

949
00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:05,059
‪那是最完美的性愛經驗

950
00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:07,603
‪因為你會想：“我在幹別人時

951
00:44:07,686 --> 00:44:08,812
‪就是這種感覺”

952
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,856
‪（專家意見）

953
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,152
‪性愛玩具最近15、20年
‪有很大的進展

954
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:19,156
‪你過去會看到性愛玩具裝在盒子裡
‪隨附一個A片明星

955
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,784
‪因為性愛玩具通常是男人製造的

956
00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:25,746
‪認為有外陰部的人
‪都會要一個像陰莖的玩具

957
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:29,708
‪然後他們發現
‪玩具做得小一點

958
00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:30,959
‪就可以刺激陰蒂

959
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:34,380
‪我最喜歡的玩具是一個吸吮玩具

960
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:38,425
‪這個玩具讓你覺得你在口交

961
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,220
‪五年前還沒有這樣的性愛玩具

962
00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:45,724
‪這玩具吸吮你的陰蒂
‪感覺太美妙了

963
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,434
‪用藍牙的玩具

964
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,812
‪可以由伴侶在另一個房間

965
00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:52,147
‪全國各地或全世界各地
‪控制這個玩具

966
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:55,776
‪按幾個按鈕
‪速度就可以改變

967
00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:58,028
‪激烈程度也可以改變

968
00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:00,781
‪老兄，你花了一大筆錢
‪對我是否有吸引力？

969
00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:03,325
‪我是不是喜歡玩具的顏色？
‪我喜歡玩具的感覺嗎？

970
00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:04,493
‪關乎親密關係

971
00:45:04,576 --> 00:45:06,620
‪你可以想像跟這個玩具發生關係

972
00:45:06,703 --> 00:45:10,499
‪大家買性愛玩具所犯的幾個錯誤是

973
00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:12,501
‪假陽具太大了

974
00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:14,920
‪我只是要…

975
00:45:15,003 --> 00:45:17,965
‪要一個捆綁式玩具，像是…

976
00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:23,095
‪有人會偷走這個點子
‪所以我不想說

977
00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:24,221
‪我要自己設計出來

978
00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:26,181
‪這個玩具會革新世界

979
00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:29,059
‪每個人都可以有性愛

980
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:31,812
‪只要雙方都同意

981
00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:37,067
‪茉莉！妳好了嗎？
‪我們要做一段節目

982
00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:39,069
‪等一下，我快要…

983
00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:41,822
‪完事了

984
00:45:43,949 --> 00:45:46,618
‪比起那次我去麥當勞

985
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:49,246
‪在他們停止供應早餐前一分鐘
‪吃到煎鬆餅

986
00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:50,706
‪這更讓人滿足

987
00:45:51,957 --> 00:45:54,835
‪對！我開始用藍牙震動棒了

988
00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:57,421
‪我節目每個人都在談這東西

989
00:45:57,504 --> 00:46:00,507
‪我客戶只需要下載應用程式

990
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:03,427
‪所以不論你是懷俄明州
‪楚格沃特三個孩子的爸

991
00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:05,637
‪還是英國糖城的建築師

992
00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:06,930
‪你都可以掌控…

993
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:09,683
‪以建築師的例子來看
‪逐漸發展出…我的高潮

994
00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:13,979
‪這是有史以來最性感的發明

995
00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:15,939
‪我的訂閱人數爆棚

996
00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:18,734
‪我的客戶愛死了！

997
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:21,320
‪我還在努力想出
‪更多為我節目增添趣味的方式

998
00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:24,281
‪妹紙，妳試過角色扮演嗎？

999
00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:25,616
‪因為這絕對會讓她們嗨起來

1000
00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:28,744
‪妳是什麼意思呢？
‪像性愛即興創作嗎？

1001
00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:31,580
‪是啊，妹紙
‪妳可以隨心打扮成任何人

1002
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,750
‪會很性感的

1003
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:36,043
‪喔…

1004
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:41,507
‪-什麼？
‪-我忘記關掉藍牙了

1005
00:46:42,841 --> 00:46:46,178
‪我喜歡看到我的小騷妹
‪實驗新東西

1006
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:48,263
‪-這才是我的好妹紙
‪-好耶！

1007
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:49,848
‪盡興吧，茉莉

1008
00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:51,725
‪天啊，太爽了！

1009
00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:54,811
‪接下來這裡會很瘋狂

1010
00:46:57,064 --> 00:47:00,442
‪我想最能挑起我情慾的就是小雞雞

1011
00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:01,401
‪小雞雞

1012
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:02,694
‪我喜歡小雞雞

1013
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:05,572
‪我喜歡從小雞雞流出的精液

1014
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:06,907
‪讓我印象深刻

1015
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,493
‪看他穿性感內衣挑起我的情慾

1016
00:47:09,576 --> 00:47:10,702
‪他看到我穿我的性感…

1017
00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,955
‪我看到穿性感內衣也讓我慾火焚身

1018
00:47:14,122 --> 00:47:17,417
‪最能挑起我情慾的就是陰道

1019
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:21,713
‪最掃興的就是陰道離開了

1020
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:24,508
‪說實話
‪最能挑起我情慾的就是看著我

1021
00:47:24,591 --> 00:47:26,760
‪以穿著跨性別服裝為生的人

1022
00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:29,346
‪對你一點也沒影響

1023
00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:31,390
‪就你看來，這是個完全正常的工作

1024
00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:32,766
‪挑起我情慾的就是

1025
00:47:33,308 --> 00:47:35,602
‪我先生是個好人

1026
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:39,648
‪他善待餐廳服務生和街上的陌生人

1027
00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:41,525
‪這真的是我的性愛語言

1028
00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:44,570
‪還有他把碗盤從洗碗機拿出來的時候

1029
00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:48,949
‪賤人，我就濕了

1030
00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:52,119
‪我做過最性怪癖的事情是什麼？

1031
00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:58,166
‪該死

1032
00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:02,087
‪我不知道，我不要…
‪我不知道

1033
00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:13,807
‪我腦子閃過一大堆事情

1034
00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:16,602
‪我想還是不要在電視上說

1035
00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:18,729
‪什麼是…

1036
00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:21,398
‪什麼是我做過最性怪癖的事情？

1037
00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:24,443
‪我不太喜歡自己沒有預見的性怪癖

1038
00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:25,986
‪我喜歡腳

1039
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,864
‪我喜歡高潮時某人抓著我的腳

1040
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:31,366
‪我很喜歡角色扮演

1041
00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,827
‪還喜歡任何奇怪的力量動態

1042
00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:35,662
‪我扮演過不乖的小女孩

1043
00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:37,497
‪我扮演過護士

1044
00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:40,917
‪我扮演過戰士公主

1045
00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:42,878
‪都做過

1046
00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:45,756
‪但還沒扮演過卡通角色

1047
00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:47,424
‪或許我很快就會試試

1048
00:48:48,508 --> 00:48:51,303
‪好，這是我的幻想
‪我是個廚師

1049
00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:53,930
‪我是個年輕緊張的廚師

1050
00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:54,931
‪試圖證明自己的才華

1051
00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:56,892
‪試圖在烹飪業界留名

1052
00:48:56,975 --> 00:49:00,228
‪然後，一個很性感的
‪美食評論家進來了

1053
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:04,274
‪她在點我的食物
‪我急於討好她

1054
00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:07,069
‪她開始把菜退回來
‪說：“太鹹了”等等

1055
00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:09,696
‪然後，我給她上了我的主菜

1056
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:10,822
‪她在吃我做的食物

1057
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,908
‪我就到桌下跟她口交

1058
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:19,706
‪這是我的…我一直在想這個

1059
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,208
‪我要實現這個幻想

1060
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:23,043
‪我要讓某人跟我演出這一段

1061
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:25,587
‪因為我努力想要得到一顆米其林星星

1062
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:27,547
‪或是給我的餐廳得到五顆星

1063
00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:30,092
‪（專家意見）

1064
00:49:30,175 --> 00:49:34,429
‪若不是單純的性愛
‪就可以說是性怪癖性愛

1065
00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:36,264
‪除了…

1066
00:49:37,974 --> 00:49:39,518
‪只要不是正常傳教士體位
‪基本上其他都算

1067
00:49:39,601 --> 00:49:42,521
‪正因如此
‪多數人都有點性怪癖

1068
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:43,939
‪我會說…

1069
00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:47,609
‪對我來說
‪對很多我認識的性怪癖愛好者來說

1070
00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:52,072
‪我們還不知道這叫做性怪癖
‪就開始這樣做了

1071
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:54,324
‪當我還是孩子的時候

1072
00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:55,784
‪我會把我的玩具人偶綁起來

1073
00:49:55,867 --> 00:49:58,745
‪用膠帶貼住他們的嘴

1074
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,831
‪我以前看過一些電影

1075
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:04,793
‪我記得里奧納多迪卡皮歐
‪在《鐵達尼號》被手銬銬在柱子上

1076
00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:07,796
‪對我來說，那就是世界上最性感的事

1077
00:50:07,879 --> 00:50:09,005
‪我想要蘿絲和凱爾在一起

1078
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:12,050
‪不想蘿絲和傑克在一起

1079
00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:14,886
‪這有多麼暗黑？我才13歲

1080
00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:19,099
‪我想，這太平淡了
‪傑克和蘿絲

1081
00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:22,728
‪對於自認為有性怪癖的人
‪我會給你們以下的鼓勵

1082
00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:25,188
‪如果你們有性怪癖
‪如果你們有興趣…

1083
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:30,861
‪敞開心胸探索
‪你們就會得到更多

1084
00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:35,282
‪（露絲博士回答你們的性愛問題）

1085
00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:38,285
‪露絲博士，我有一個問題

1086
00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:43,540
‪什麼才是正常的性愛關係？

1087
00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:44,624
‪羅姆西，你好

1088
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:49,421
{\an8}‪第一，羅姆西
‪我很喜歡這個問題

1089
00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:54,885
‪如果你喜歡她
‪如果你們真的有共同點

1090
00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:57,095
‪那就不用擔心

1091
00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:59,681
‪享受當下

1092
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:03,393
‪一定要享受你的勃起

1093
00:51:03,935 --> 00:51:10,400
‪她也享受你帶給她的高潮

1094
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:14,404
‪祝你好運，再見
‪我是露絲魏斯海默博士

1095
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:18,158
‪非常謝謝妳這個很精彩的答案
‪露絲博士

1096
00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:21,119
‪下一個問題

1097
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:24,206
‪露絲博士，我有一個問題

1098
00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:27,918
‪當你在吸吮小雞雞時

1099
00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:30,003
‪怎麼才能避免牙關緊閉？

1100
00:51:30,086 --> 00:51:32,714
‪因為我經常有這個問題

1101
00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:35,467
‪倫敦，好
‪妳可以這樣做

1102
00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:38,094
‪從來沒人問過這個問題

1103
00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:41,765
‪妳口交，那太好了

1104
00:51:41,848 --> 00:51:46,353
‪我相信他也幫妳口交

1105
00:51:46,436 --> 00:51:51,608
‪所以，確定妳一定要放鬆下巴

1106
00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:55,237
‪別太用力

1107
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,405
‪才不會抽筋

1108
00:51:57,489 --> 00:52:02,327
‪或許之前能稍稍按摩下巴

1109
00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:05,455
‪還有，如果他很大

1110
00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:09,459
‪不需要把整個小雞雞放進妳嘴裡

1111
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:12,921
‪龜頭就可以了

1112
00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:15,423
‪他不會察覺有什麼不同

1113
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:17,509
‪好問題，再見

1114
00:52:17,592 --> 00:52:20,512
‪喔，露絲博士，謝了

1115
00:52:20,595 --> 00:52:21,721
‪我學到很多

1116
00:52:27,018 --> 00:52:29,062
‪-繼續
‪-來了就告訴我

1117
00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:31,273
‪-我會
‪-答應我

1118
00:52:31,356 --> 00:52:32,482
‪我會

1119
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,819
‪-還沒
‪-妳最好跟我說

1120
00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:38,446
‪天啊

1121
00:52:38,947 --> 00:52:39,823
‪天啊

1122
00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:43,952
‪天啊

1123
00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:46,246
‪來了！

1124
00:52:55,171 --> 00:52:58,091
‪-太讚了
‪-妳太棒了

1125
00:53:02,053 --> 00:53:05,974
‪媽的，這裡都濕透了

1126
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:10,478
{\an8}‪都撒在我那鬼玩偶臉上

1127
00:53:10,562 --> 00:53:11,771
‪老天

1128
00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:14,190
‪好，到此為止

1129
00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:17,193
‪感謝你的收看
‪但節目結束了

1130
00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:18,904
‪我們達到高潮

1131
00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:21,531
‪-真的嗎？什麼啊？
‪-沒有啊！

1132
00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:23,783
‪-我的天
‪-我只是在假裝

1133
00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:29,789
‪-什麼啊！我真的以為…
‪-我知道

1134
00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:32,667
‪真討厭

1135
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:37,839
‪當然我假裝過
‪我很忙啊，快一點

1136
00:53:37,923 --> 00:53:40,842
‪我是個好演員，你當真嗎？

1137
00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,261
‪我一直到25歲才經歷到性高潮

1138
00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,931
‪我30歲以後才經常有性高潮

1139
00:53:46,014 --> 00:53:48,433
‪我跟一些人約會多年
‪卻從來沒體驗過性高潮

1140
00:53:48,516 --> 00:53:49,768
‪我以為那沒關係

1141
00:53:49,851 --> 00:53:53,897
‪我現在樂見新的一代

1142
00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,565
‪有性行為的人

1143
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,484
‪在臥室裡也有平等地位

1144
00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:59,611
‪我不知道
‪這反映出我什麼樣的心理狀態

1145
00:53:59,694 --> 00:54:01,404
‪但當某人說“別來”

1146
00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:03,990
‪我兩秒鐘就高潮了

1147
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:06,993
‪一個科學家或許會說性高潮

1148
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,244
‪從腳趾頭開始

1149
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:12,999
‪感覺像是第一次玩樂透
‪中了大獎

1150
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:16,336
‪我覺得性高潮很讓人放鬆

1151
00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:17,754
‪性高潮就像是

1152
00:54:18,463 --> 00:54:21,758
‪走進《駭客任務》電影裡
‪那間全白的房間

1153
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:24,594
‪就像是…

1154
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,638
‪該死，你該如何形容性高潮呢？

1155
00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:28,890
‪性高潮是…

1156
00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:33,812
‪性高潮是…

1157
00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:37,983
‪性高潮…性高潮…

1158
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:39,985
‪我說不出來

1159
00:54:40,068 --> 00:54:42,445
‪一片小羽毛在大腳趾上瘙癢

1160
00:54:42,529 --> 00:54:43,405
‪是

1161
00:54:43,488 --> 00:54:45,824
‪然後就從腳趾頭直接進入陰道

1162
00:54:46,866 --> 00:54:48,034
‪要命，嗯

1163
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:49,494
‪看情況，有…

1164
00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:51,538
‪血…

1165
00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:52,914
‪看起來…

1166
00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:53,957
‪像是…

1167
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,125
‪…一陣陣的快感

1168
00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:58,003
‪-可以是…
‪-三朵小煙火

1169
00:54:58,086 --> 00:54:59,713
‪-癢癢的…
‪-就在…

1170
00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:02,298
‪-肉體的…
‪-從妳的陰道開始

1171
00:55:06,052 --> 00:55:06,886
‪你知道嗎？

1172
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,888
‪這些煙火必須有地方去
‪要去哪裡呢？

1173
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,683
‪我想…

1174
00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:14,352
‪我接近性高潮時
‪會越來越瘋狂

1175
00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:15,729
‪-…情緒激動
‪-抽搐

1176
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,147
‪-有點像…
‪-…心理不正常

1177
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:18,481
‪-恐慌
‪-發生在腦子裡

1178
00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:20,108
‪-有點像
‪-…太下流了

1179
00:55:20,191 --> 00:55:21,317
‪-不，那很好
‪-我們只是在做

1180
00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:23,236
‪我們內心指揮我們做的事

1181
00:55:23,319 --> 00:55:25,739
‪生殖器的血流增加

1182
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:27,824
‪-該死
‪-太難了

1183
00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:29,701
‪-像在交配的馬
‪-是喔

1184
00:55:29,784 --> 00:55:30,910
‪-不，那很棒
‪-對

1185
00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:32,829
‪-…之前
‪-煙火打上去了

1186
00:55:32,912 --> 00:55:35,081
‪感覺像是一台洗衣機
‪從樓梯丟下去

1187
00:55:35,790 --> 00:55:37,250
‪然後我就做鬼臉

1188
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:39,961
‪很像我打開一個很難開的醃黃瓜瓶

1189
00:55:40,045 --> 00:55:41,463
‪好

1190
00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:43,214
‪所有神經一起激發

1191
00:55:44,507 --> 00:55:45,884
‪-…逐漸增強
‪-閉上眼睛…

1192
00:55:45,967 --> 00:55:47,761
‪-你濕了
‪-…有某種享受

1193
00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:48,928
‪一發不可收拾

1194
00:55:49,554 --> 00:55:51,514
‪-是
‪-我不知道那個術語

1195
00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:52,932
‪-液體
‪-水

1196
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:54,142
‪潤濕

1197
00:55:54,642 --> 00:55:57,062
‪腦子裡也有個特定部位亮起來

1198
00:55:58,646 --> 00:55:59,481
‪喔！

1199
00:56:00,565 --> 00:56:01,983
‪好耶！

1200
00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:14,120
‪對你好就是對我

1201
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:15,246
‪對你好嗎？

1202
00:56:16,706 --> 00:56:20,001
‪每個人都在談性說愛

1203
00:56:21,127 --> 00:56:24,380
‪看來這節目要結束了

1204
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:28,760
‪我也要完事了

1205
00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:32,305
‪茉莉，如果妳不放下藍牙…

1206
00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:37,435
‪我們節目接近尾聲

1207
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:38,436
‪你們都學到什麼啦？

1208
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,481
‪我們學到每個人對正面性愛

1209
00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:42,565
‪都有不同定義

1210
00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:44,692
‪我們也學到麥克的毛巾

1211
00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:47,737
‪只蓋住他下體的65%

1212
00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:48,780
‪是真的

1213
00:56:48,863 --> 00:56:51,866
‪我們學到
‪很重要的是要記得性愛很歡樂

1214
00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:54,869
‪我們可以在臥室裡大笑

1215
00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:57,288
‪只要你們別笑話我的那話兒

1216
00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,999
‪也就是陰莖的別名

1217
00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,253
‪性高潮不是唯一
‪也不是一切

1218
00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:05,713
‪性愛是一切

1219
00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:10,510
‪我學到要時時保持尊重
‪注意安全

1220
00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:13,680
‪未經同意的性愛，不是性愛

1221
00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:17,600
‪對，安全和雙方熱烈同意的性愛

1222
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,561
‪才是美麗的性愛

1223
00:57:19,644 --> 00:57:21,980
‪-百分之百
‪-妳呢？莎薇緹？

1224
00:57:22,063 --> 00:57:23,314
‪妳學到什麼？

1225
00:57:24,065 --> 00:57:25,442
‪我是學到東西了

1226
00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:27,485
‪我學到很多

1227
00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:31,072
‪我學到性愛經驗
‪不該影響到你的自我價值

1228
00:57:31,739 --> 00:57:35,160
‪更重要的是
‪我學到正面性愛

1229
00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:37,871
‪其實是對自己的身體感到自在

1230
00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:41,082
‪沒人規定你該跟誰發生性愛

1231
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,917
‪或著該如何做愛

1232
00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:45,920
‪我做獨生女做了11年

1233
00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:48,381
‪沒人教我該如何做愛

1234
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:51,551
‪我沒有大姐姐指導我
‪如何解讀我好奇心

1235
00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:53,636
‪只能跟我的姐妹淘說說

1236
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:57,223
‪現在，想想看
‪一群青少年能給彼此性愛建議

1237
00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,517
‪像是：“妹子，這可不是
‪《狄格西：新世代》YA劇啊”

1238
00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:02,228
‪我覺得我學到的最重要一件事

1239
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:05,982
‪就是跟玩偶做一個有關性愛的節目
‪會有更多火花

1240
00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:09,277
‪-我知道那沒錯
‪-再見

1241
00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:27,272
{\an8}‪字幕翻譯：Jean Chao