WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:50.709 --> 00:00:52.376 Good evening, metal heads, 4 00:00:52.417 --> 00:00:55.501 Full Metal Mickey here with you on KISS 101 FM, 5 00:00:55.542 --> 00:00:57.376 all the way through to the wee hours 6 00:00:57.417 --> 00:00:59.626 with my monthly metal marathon. 7 00:00:59.667 --> 00:01:03.917 Just me, you, and megawatts of metal! 8 00:01:03.959 --> 00:01:06.167 Bang your heads, Denver. 9 00:01:12.917 --> 00:01:14.292 ♪ Screams break the silence ♪ 10 00:01:16.084 --> 00:01:19.251 ♪ Waking from the dead of night ♪ 11 00:01:19.292 --> 00:01:22.584 ♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪ 12 00:01:22.626 --> 00:01:25.917 ♪ He's returned to kill the light ♪ 13 00:01:52.084 --> 00:01:54.751 ♪ Years spent in torment ♪ 14 00:01:54.792 --> 00:01:58.626 ♪ Buried in a nameless grave ♪ 15 00:01:58.667 --> 00:02:01.751 ♪ Now he has risen ♪ 16 00:02:01.792 --> 00:02:05.209 ♪ Miracles would have to save ♪ 17 00:02:05.251 --> 00:02:11.251 ♪ Those that the beast is looking for ♪ 18 00:02:11.292 --> 00:02:16.667 ♪ Listen in awe and you'll hear him ♪ 19 00:02:16.709 --> 00:02:21.209 ♪ Bark at the moon ♪ 20 00:02:21.251 --> 00:02:24.542 ♪ Hey, yeah, bark at the moon ♪ 21 00:02:31.834 --> 00:02:33.792 ♪ Sweetness, sweetness ♪ 22 00:02:33.834 --> 00:02:36.334 ♪ I was only joking ♪ 23 00:02:36.376 --> 00:02:38.751 ♪ When I said I'd like to ♪ 24 00:02:38.792 --> 00:02:43.751 ♪ Smash every tooth in your head ♪ 25 00:02:44.751 --> 00:02:46.209 ♪ Oh ♪ 26 00:02:46.251 --> 00:02:48.792 ♪ Sweetness, sweetness ♪ 27 00:02:48.834 --> 00:02:51.792 ♪ I was only joking when I said ♪ 28 00:02:51.834 --> 00:02:57.001 ♪ By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed ♪ 29 00:02:58.834 --> 00:03:01.709 ♪ And now I know how Joan of Arc felt ♪ 30 00:03:01.751 --> 00:03:06.626 ♪ Now I know how Joan of Arc felt ♪ 31 00:03:06.667 --> 00:03:09.584 ♪ As the flames rose to her Roman nose ♪ 32 00:03:09.626 --> 00:03:13.751 ♪ And her Walkman started to melt ♪ 33 00:03:40.542 --> 00:03:43.167 Hey, I'm going out. 34 00:03:45.334 --> 00:03:47.792 Mom. 35 00:03:47.834 --> 00:03:49.334 Helen! 36 00:03:52.167 --> 00:03:54.584 Dave Kendall here with the music news, 37 00:03:54.626 --> 00:03:57.626 First up, a breaking story from the U.K. 38 00:03:57.667 --> 00:04:00.251 After months of speculation in the press, 39 00:04:00.292 --> 00:04:02.584 The Smiths have officially gone under. 40 00:04:04.209 --> 00:04:07.334 The Smiths, one of the all time greats, 41 00:04:07.376 --> 00:04:10.209 strange ways, there they go. 42 00:04:10.251 --> 00:04:13.792 No! 43 00:04:17.126 --> 00:04:19.459 Formed in Manchester in 1982, 44 00:04:19.501 --> 00:04:21.792 The Smiths swiftly became the voice 45 00:04:21.834 --> 00:04:23.542 of a doomed generation. 46 00:04:23.584 --> 00:04:25.667 They emerged into the uncertain arena 47 00:04:25.709 --> 00:04:27.376 of early '80s Britain 48 00:04:27.417 --> 00:04:29.126 like a fully formed gang, 49 00:04:29.167 --> 00:04:31.334 and invited you to join. 50 00:04:31.376 --> 00:04:33.876 I feel The Smiths create their world 51 00:04:33.917 --> 00:04:35.376 and not many groups do that. 52 00:04:35.417 --> 00:04:38.292 And you can either go in or you can say no. 53 00:04:38.334 --> 00:04:39.917 And it's your choice, really. 54 00:04:39.959 --> 00:04:42.417 We wanted to ditch everything that people 55 00:04:42.459 --> 00:04:45.084 superficially think is rock 'n' roll -- 56 00:04:45.126 --> 00:04:47.834 leather trousers and long hair and drugs. 57 00:04:47.876 --> 00:04:50.376 We had something that no one else could really grasp, 58 00:04:50.417 --> 00:04:52.417 which was, like, totally ours exclusively. 59 00:04:52.459 --> 00:04:53.667 Do you have many friends? 60 00:04:53.709 --> 00:04:55.334 No, I don't. 61 00:04:57.876 --> 00:04:59.042 Those that you have, 62 00:04:59.084 --> 00:05:00.959 are they in the music industry? 63 00:05:01.001 --> 00:05:02.876 They're in the group. They're in The Smiths. 64 00:05:02.917 --> 00:05:04.626 So The Smiths are your only friends? 65 00:05:04.667 --> 00:05:06.251 As far as I can see, yeah. 66 00:05:26.292 --> 00:05:28.084 Hey, Cleo. 67 00:05:45.834 --> 00:05:47.417 Hey, Nick Cave. What did we talk about? 68 00:05:47.459 --> 00:05:49.876 No depressing crap in the store. 69 00:05:49.917 --> 00:05:51.251 The Smiths just broke up. 70 00:05:51.292 --> 00:05:53.167 Oh, maybe because they called their record 71 00:05:53.209 --> 00:05:54.209 "The World Won't Listen." 72 00:05:54.251 --> 00:05:55.542 Way to go, geniuses. 73 00:05:55.584 --> 00:05:56.959 Check this out. 74 00:06:01.959 --> 00:06:05.376 Can't you just picture fucking to this? 75 00:06:05.417 --> 00:06:06.667 Before you close up, 76 00:06:06.709 --> 00:06:08.292 I need you to re-price all the CDs. 77 00:06:08.334 --> 00:06:12.042 And you have to check the security strips. 78 00:06:12.084 --> 00:06:14.542 All of them? All the CDs. 79 00:06:14.584 --> 00:06:17.167 Wait a minute. 80 00:06:17.209 --> 00:06:19.959 Yes, all of them. 81 00:06:20.001 --> 00:06:21.834 And the tapes. 82 00:06:21.876 --> 00:06:23.584 Kids keep peeling them off. 83 00:06:23.626 --> 00:06:25.334 You know what? 84 00:06:25.376 --> 00:06:27.251 If you did your job for like two seconds, 85 00:06:27.292 --> 00:06:30.001 instead of daydreaming about Depressed Mode, 86 00:06:30.042 --> 00:06:32.542 half of my stock wouldn't be walking out of here every day. 87 00:06:32.584 --> 00:06:35.251 I'm only making money on sunglasses now 88 00:06:35.292 --> 00:06:38.334 KISS 101, the rock of Denver. 89 00:06:38.376 --> 00:06:40.251 How can you stand it? 90 00:06:40.292 --> 00:06:42.709 There are times I could murder him. 91 00:06:42.751 --> 00:06:46.084 Dean. Dean. 92 00:06:46.126 --> 00:06:49.167 Dean. 93 00:06:49.209 --> 00:06:50.626 It's not loaded. 94 00:06:50.667 --> 00:06:53.084 Just to scare the shoplifters. 95 00:07:01.167 --> 00:07:03.417 So what do we do now? 96 00:07:03.459 --> 00:07:08.001 Our music died today, and nobody even cares. 97 00:07:12.251 --> 00:07:14.542 I wish there was a way to get all the posers in this town 98 00:07:14.584 --> 00:07:17.209 to take notice. 99 00:07:17.251 --> 00:07:19.209 You know, The Smiths may be dead, 100 00:07:19.251 --> 00:07:21.459 but all the albums are still here, 101 00:07:21.501 --> 00:07:24.792 all the records, seven-inch singles, 12-inches, 102 00:07:24.834 --> 00:07:27.459 We have all those great bootlegs. 103 00:07:27.501 --> 00:07:30.459 That'll be here forever. 104 00:07:30.501 --> 00:07:32.709 No one can ever take it away from us. 105 00:07:43.959 --> 00:07:45.334 I hope you're right. 106 00:07:47.251 --> 00:07:50.167 So you want to hang out? 107 00:07:50.209 --> 00:07:52.167 I can close up early. 108 00:07:53.709 --> 00:07:55.292 Mm. 109 00:07:55.334 --> 00:07:57.667 My friend is going off to basic training tomorrow, 110 00:07:57.709 --> 00:08:02.667 and everyone is in town for the weekend to say goodbye. 111 00:08:02.709 --> 00:08:04.167 So... 112 00:08:04.751 --> 00:08:06.667 You know of any good parties? 113 00:08:06.709 --> 00:08:08.542 Me? No. 114 00:08:08.584 --> 00:08:09.792 I was gonna stay in, maybe, 115 00:08:09.834 --> 00:08:10.959 and make you a tape of this new band 116 00:08:11.001 --> 00:08:12.209 from Manchester. 117 00:08:12.251 --> 00:08:14.042 New band from Manchester? 118 00:08:14.084 --> 00:08:16.792 Oh, sacrilege. 119 00:08:16.834 --> 00:08:18.542 - Happy Mondays. - Happy. 120 00:08:18.584 --> 00:08:21.251 Oh, I hate them already. 121 00:08:21.292 --> 00:08:24.126 - I did have another idea. - What is it? 122 00:08:24.167 --> 00:08:26.542 Something that would go down in musical history. 123 00:08:26.584 --> 00:08:29.167 But I can't tell you what it is. 124 00:08:29.209 --> 00:08:30.501 Yeah? 125 00:08:30.542 --> 00:08:32.209 Impress me. 126 00:08:36.001 --> 00:08:41.042 ♪ Learn to love me, assemble the ways ♪ 127 00:08:41.084 --> 00:08:45.876 ♪ Now, today, tomorrow, and always ♪ 128 00:08:47.084 --> 00:08:52.709 ♪ My only weakness is a listed crime ♪ 129 00:08:52.751 --> 00:08:57.292 ♪ My only weakness is, well, never mind, never mind, ♪ 130 00:08:57.334 --> 00:08:58.834 ♪ Oh ♪ 131 00:08:58.876 --> 00:09:03.459 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 132 00:09:03.501 --> 00:09:07.334 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 133 00:09:07.376 --> 00:09:10.126 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 134 00:09:10.167 --> 00:09:15.959 ♪ Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ♪ 135 00:09:16.001 --> 00:09:20.334 ♪ Learn to love me and assemble the ways ♪ 136 00:09:20.376 --> 00:09:23.209 Aah! 137 00:09:30.251 --> 00:09:32.167 Billy, that rude girl is here. 138 00:09:32.209 --> 00:09:34.001 Damn it, ma. 139 00:09:34.042 --> 00:09:35.251 Damn it, yourself. 140 00:09:35.292 --> 00:09:36.709 She's just sitting out there beeping. 141 00:09:36.751 --> 00:09:38.334 Who does that sort of thing? 142 00:09:38.376 --> 00:09:40.542 - Don't be out too late. - I know. 143 00:09:40.584 --> 00:09:42.709 - Big day tomorrow. - I know. 144 00:09:42.751 --> 00:09:44.667 We're just so proud of you, son. 145 00:09:45.834 --> 00:09:47.584 Okay, I got to go. 146 00:09:47.626 --> 00:09:50.334 ♪ World ♪ 147 00:09:50.376 --> 00:09:53.626 Nice buzzcut, G.I. Jerkoff. 148 00:09:53.667 --> 00:09:58.709 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 149 00:10:00.834 --> 00:10:03.334 I don't understand how The Smiths can break up, 150 00:10:03.376 --> 00:10:06.209 but we live in a world where Wang Chung 151 00:10:06.251 --> 00:10:08.126 and Mr. Mister still exist. 152 00:10:08.167 --> 00:10:09.584 Or Flock of Seagulls. 153 00:10:09.626 --> 00:10:13.251 Yeah. 154 00:10:13.292 --> 00:10:15.334 I got you a present. 155 00:10:15.376 --> 00:10:16.667 Oh, sweet. 156 00:10:16.709 --> 00:10:19.709 What is it? Black Flag, Misfits? 157 00:10:19.751 --> 00:10:22.459 - Yeah. - Wait, did you steal these? 158 00:10:22.501 --> 00:10:25.459 But I told you I wanted to go with you. 159 00:10:25.501 --> 00:10:30.167 Dean only lets me steal when I'm in there alone. 160 00:10:30.209 --> 00:10:32.542 Okay, well, you can have these back. 161 00:10:32.584 --> 00:10:34.876 Oh my God. You're such a square. 162 00:10:34.917 --> 00:10:36.167 What? 163 00:10:36.209 --> 00:10:38.792 Getting in character for tomorrow. 164 00:10:38.834 --> 00:10:40.417 Tomorrow I become a man. 165 00:10:40.459 --> 00:10:45.251 Oh, tomorrow, you become one of them. 166 00:10:45.292 --> 00:10:47.501 Which is why I'm going to get you 167 00:10:47.542 --> 00:10:50.084 as fucked up as possible tonight 168 00:10:50.126 --> 00:10:52.917 to prevent you from making 169 00:10:52.959 --> 00:10:57.959 the biggest mistake of your life. 170 00:10:58.001 --> 00:11:02.209 Hi, can I help you kids find something? 171 00:11:02.251 --> 00:11:04.417 Where's the cyanide section? 172 00:11:06.834 --> 00:11:08.167 If you're so miserable here, 173 00:11:08.209 --> 00:11:10.084 why don't you do something about it? 174 00:11:10.126 --> 00:11:12.959 Apply to a better college, go start a band, 175 00:11:13.001 --> 00:11:15.251 make a choice on something. 176 00:11:16.626 --> 00:11:20.376 Oh, you'd make a great flight attendant. 177 00:11:20.417 --> 00:11:23.084 I want to do something different. 178 00:11:23.126 --> 00:11:25.542 I don't want to be like everyone else. 179 00:11:34.501 --> 00:11:36.501 Is it too much? 180 00:11:36.542 --> 00:11:38.959 You can never be overdressed or overeducated. 181 00:11:39.001 --> 00:11:41.417 Your bowtie isn't tied. 182 00:11:41.459 --> 00:11:42.834 It's a look. 183 00:11:42.876 --> 00:11:45.376 That gay librarian look? 184 00:11:45.417 --> 00:11:48.501 Yeah, I'm not gay. 185 00:11:48.542 --> 00:11:51.334 - I didn't say. - Robert Smith isn't gay. 186 00:11:51.376 --> 00:11:54.876 - I didn't mean -- - Morrissey isn't gay. 187 00:11:54.917 --> 00:11:57.042 - Well... - They wear eyeliner. 188 00:11:57.084 --> 00:11:58.834 Bowie wears eyeliner. Everyone wears eyeliner. 189 00:11:58.876 --> 00:12:00.751 Forget it. 190 00:12:03.917 --> 00:12:05.501 You look cool. 191 00:12:14.876 --> 00:12:16.292 God! 192 00:12:16.334 --> 00:12:19.459 I am so sick of being celibate. 193 00:12:21.126 --> 00:12:23.042 We made a vow. No meat, no sex. 194 00:12:23.084 --> 00:12:24.667 That was before we went to college. 195 00:12:24.709 --> 00:12:26.501 What happens next year when you go back to England 196 00:12:26.542 --> 00:12:27.751 to live with your dad, huh? 197 00:12:27.792 --> 00:12:29.792 Lots of postcards. 198 00:12:29.834 --> 00:12:33.751 We've been dating since middle school. 199 00:12:36.417 --> 00:12:39.334 Why are we even still together? 200 00:12:39.376 --> 00:12:41.001 Because I love you. 201 00:12:48.709 --> 00:12:50.501 Come on. 202 00:12:54.917 --> 00:13:00.292 ♪ Take me out tonight ♪ 203 00:13:00.334 --> 00:13:01.251 ♪ Where there's music and there's people ♪ 204 00:13:01.292 --> 00:13:02.667 Good to see you! 205 00:13:02.709 --> 00:13:06.417 ♪ And they're young and alive ♪ 206 00:13:07.917 --> 00:13:10.209 ♪ Driving in your car ♪ 207 00:13:10.251 --> 00:13:12.459 Oh, my God! 208 00:13:12.501 --> 00:13:15.334 Who are you?! 209 00:13:15.376 --> 00:13:16.709 I'm me. Nobody else. 210 00:13:16.751 --> 00:13:18.042 Why did you join the Army, 211 00:13:18.084 --> 00:13:20.126 you fucking idiot? 212 00:13:20.167 --> 00:13:22.417 Hey, uh, war's stupid. 213 00:13:22.459 --> 00:13:25.042 Come here. Touch it, though. 214 00:13:31.292 --> 00:13:33.167 Do me some eyeliner. 215 00:13:34.626 --> 00:13:36.376 Alright. 216 00:13:38.959 --> 00:13:40.709 You know what's stupid? 217 00:13:40.751 --> 00:13:43.709 Is you going to London and leaving all of us behind, 218 00:13:43.751 --> 00:13:46.667 This could be the last time we ever see each other. 219 00:13:46.709 --> 00:13:47.709 Shut up. 220 00:13:47.751 --> 00:13:49.042 You guys suck. 221 00:13:49.084 --> 00:13:52.626 It's like you're breaking up the band. 222 00:13:52.667 --> 00:13:54.167 They don't know, do they? 223 00:13:54.209 --> 00:13:55.417 Know what? 224 00:13:55.459 --> 00:13:58.042 They don't know it's over. 225 00:13:58.084 --> 00:13:59.459 What's over? 226 00:13:59.501 --> 00:14:01.709 The Smiths broke up. 227 00:14:01.751 --> 00:14:02.917 - What? - What? 228 00:14:02.959 --> 00:14:04.251 - No. - No. 229 00:14:04.292 --> 00:14:06.001 You're telling me 230 00:14:06.042 --> 00:14:08.501 I woke up hoping that everything might change for the better. 231 00:14:08.542 --> 00:14:12.834 Like, maybe today will be different, you know? 232 00:14:12.876 --> 00:14:17.001 Then I got home, and I heard the news. 233 00:14:17.042 --> 00:14:20.042 A strange fear gripped me. 234 00:14:22.209 --> 00:14:23.459 ♪ But then a strange fear gripped me ♪ 235 00:14:23.501 --> 00:14:26.251 ♪ And I just couldn't ask ♪ 236 00:14:29.876 --> 00:14:34.542 ♪ Take me out tonight ♪ 237 00:14:34.584 --> 00:14:36.501 ♪ Oh, take me anywhere ♪ 238 00:14:36.542 --> 00:14:40.751 ♪ I don't care, I don't care I don't care ♪ 239 00:14:42.709 --> 00:14:45.959 ♪ Driving in your car ♪ 240 00:14:46.001 --> 00:14:48.917 ♪ I never, never want to go home ♪ 241 00:14:48.959 --> 00:14:52.584 ♪ Because I haven't got one, la-di-dum ♪ 242 00:14:52.626 --> 00:14:55.751 ♪ Oh, I haven't got one ♪ 243 00:14:56.126 --> 00:14:59.459 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 244 00:14:59.501 --> 00:15:04.209 ♪ And if a double-decker bus ♪ 245 00:15:04.251 --> 00:15:07.876 ♪ Crashes into us ♪ 246 00:15:07.917 --> 00:15:10.334 ♪ To die by your side ♪ 247 00:15:10.376 --> 00:15:13.959 ♪ Is such a heavenly way to die ♪ 248 00:15:14.001 --> 00:15:18.001 ♪ And if a 10-ton truck ♪ 249 00:15:18.042 --> 00:15:22.001 ♪ Kills the both of us ♪ 250 00:15:22.042 --> 00:15:24.542 ♪ To die by your side ♪ 251 00:15:24.584 --> 00:15:28.126 ♪ Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine ♪ 252 00:15:28.167 --> 00:15:32.292 ♪ Oh, there is a light and it never goes out ♪ 253 00:15:32.334 --> 00:15:33.792 Yo, it's a car full of faggots. 254 00:15:33.834 --> 00:15:35.417 Fucking freaks. 255 00:15:36.209 --> 00:15:38.251 Your music sucks! 256 00:15:38.292 --> 00:15:39.834 I'll smash every tooth in your head! 257 00:15:39.876 --> 00:15:42.417 We see you again tonight, you're dead. 258 00:15:42.459 --> 00:15:44.667 Fuck you! 259 00:15:46.459 --> 00:15:49.584 Denver, so much to answer for. 260 00:15:49.626 --> 00:15:52.459 What is the most wonderful place 261 00:15:52.501 --> 00:15:56.126 to be able to be a bedridden, deaf mute? 262 00:15:56.167 --> 00:15:58.417 As soon as I have enough money saved up, 263 00:15:58.459 --> 00:16:01.292 I'm going to move to Paris 264 00:16:01.334 --> 00:16:03.626 and live with Bruno on the East Bank. 265 00:16:03.667 --> 00:16:06.376 Oh, you mean, the left bank. 266 00:16:06.417 --> 00:16:08.876 It'll be just like the film "Betty Blue," 267 00:16:08.917 --> 00:16:11.959 except I won't go crazy in the end. 268 00:16:12.001 --> 00:16:13.084 Somebody stop her. 269 00:16:13.126 --> 00:16:14.376 I think we heard this one before. 270 00:16:14.417 --> 00:16:15.417 Shut up. 271 00:16:15.459 --> 00:16:18.042 I think it's romantic. 272 00:16:21.084 --> 00:16:22.417 Hey, Joe. 273 00:16:22.459 --> 00:16:24.417 Little Cleo, how are you doing? 274 00:16:24.459 --> 00:16:26.417 I'm a little sad tonight, actually. 275 00:16:26.459 --> 00:16:28.042 Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that. 276 00:16:28.084 --> 00:16:29.126 How can I help you? 277 00:16:29.167 --> 00:16:32.001 I think you know. 278 00:16:32.042 --> 00:16:34.167 So young and so sad. 279 00:16:34.209 --> 00:16:37.917 It's such a shame when you have such a pretty smile. 280 00:16:37.959 --> 00:16:41.209 Pretty girls make graves. 281 00:16:41.251 --> 00:16:43.126 That's what the man says. 282 00:16:46.001 --> 00:16:48.001 Good evening, metal heads. 283 00:16:48.042 --> 00:16:51.292 Full Metal Mickey here with you on KISS 101 FM, 284 00:16:51.334 --> 00:16:52.584 all the way through to the wee hours 285 00:16:52.626 --> 00:16:55.584 with my monthly metal marathon. 286 00:16:55.626 --> 00:16:59.709 Just me, you, and megawatts of metal! 287 00:16:59.751 --> 00:17:01.626 Bang your heads, Denver. 288 00:17:08.501 --> 00:17:11.167 ♪ Screams break the silence ♪ 289 00:17:11.209 --> 00:17:14.917 ♪ Waking from the dead of night ♪ 290 00:17:14.959 --> 00:17:17.917 ♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪ 291 00:17:17.959 --> 00:17:21.501 ♪ Waking from the dead of night ♪ 292 00:17:21.542 --> 00:17:24.667 ♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪ 293 00:17:24.709 --> 00:17:28.001 ♪ He's returned to kill the light ♪ 294 00:17:28.042 --> 00:17:29.959 Don't move! Put your hands up! 295 00:17:30.001 --> 00:17:33.084 Turn around, God damn it. 296 00:17:33.126 --> 00:17:35.251 Stop playing this shitty music. 297 00:17:35.292 --> 00:17:36.959 Judas fucking Priest, what do you want? 298 00:17:37.001 --> 00:17:38.459 Put your hands up. 299 00:17:40.042 --> 00:17:42.001 ♪ Bark at the moon ♪ 300 00:17:54.376 --> 00:17:57.876 Do hope Brian Briggs will be here tonight. 301 00:17:57.917 --> 00:18:00.584 Why Bi-Bri from Capitol Hill? 302 00:18:00.626 --> 00:18:02.959 The guy who wears tights and tuxedo jackets? 303 00:18:03.001 --> 00:18:05.001 That's the one. 304 00:18:05.042 --> 00:18:07.792 Brian always knows where the best parties are. 305 00:18:07.834 --> 00:18:11.084 If he's not here in an hour, we'll split. 306 00:18:18.834 --> 00:18:20.584 Are you kidding me? 307 00:18:24.542 --> 00:18:27.501 - Who's that girl? - That look is so "Borderline." 308 00:18:29.209 --> 00:18:31.209 I need to check my hair. 309 00:18:33.626 --> 00:18:35.292 Reagan cares more about UFOs 310 00:18:35.334 --> 00:18:36.876 - than he does about AIDS. - Totally. 311 00:18:36.917 --> 00:18:38.209 He's never even said the word. 312 00:18:38.251 --> 00:18:39.417 I know. 313 00:18:39.459 --> 00:18:40.834 - Hey, Sheila. - Hey, Babs. 314 00:18:40.876 --> 00:18:42.084 Hey, Rita. 315 00:18:42.126 --> 00:18:43.834 My brother is an act-up. 316 00:18:43.876 --> 00:18:45.042 He's already been arrested five times, 317 00:18:45.084 --> 00:18:46.334 fighting for the cause. 318 00:18:46.376 --> 00:18:48.417 Now, that's a real American hero. 319 00:18:48.459 --> 00:18:50.417 Totally. Oliver North can suck it. 320 00:18:50.459 --> 00:18:52.542 So what are you guys doing tonight? 321 00:18:52.584 --> 00:18:54.584 We need to get Billy fucked up. 322 00:18:54.626 --> 00:18:56.417 - Ooh. - Come to Sandi's kegger. 323 00:18:56.459 --> 00:18:57.667 Her hot brother David will be there 324 00:18:57.709 --> 00:18:58.876 with a bunch of older guys. 325 00:18:58.917 --> 00:19:00.167 Okay, he's such a meathead. 326 00:19:00.209 --> 00:19:02.167 Want some? It's Vivarin. 327 00:19:02.209 --> 00:19:04.417 Cut with No Doz. My coke dealer got busted. 328 00:19:04.876 --> 00:19:06.459 No, thanks. 329 00:19:06.501 --> 00:19:08.251 Ain't nobody trying to hear Bon Jovi in here, man. 330 00:19:08.292 --> 00:19:09.626 You're not playing Bon Jovi. 331 00:19:09.667 --> 00:19:12.251 Trust me, you've got to hear this. 332 00:19:12.292 --> 00:19:15.459 Okay. 333 00:19:15.501 --> 00:19:17.209 I'd like to apologize 334 00:19:17.251 --> 00:19:18.542 to my regular listeners, 335 00:19:18.584 --> 00:19:20.167 but there is, in fact, 336 00:19:20.209 --> 00:19:22.251 a young man in the radio station 337 00:19:22.292 --> 00:19:23.542 pointing a gun. 338 00:19:23.584 --> 00:19:24.751 Hey, chill -- chill out, man. 339 00:19:24.792 --> 00:19:27.292 Okay. Okay. 340 00:19:27.334 --> 00:19:29.626 So, um, for the rest of the night 341 00:19:29.667 --> 00:19:32.542 to commemorate the end -- oh, God. 342 00:19:32.584 --> 00:19:35.584 Are you serious? 343 00:19:35.626 --> 00:19:40.959 To commemorate the end of the greatest band of our time, 344 00:19:41.001 --> 00:19:46.459 I will be bringing you the music of The Smiths. 345 00:19:46.501 --> 00:19:48.126 Don't touch that dial. 346 00:19:48.167 --> 00:19:49.334 All night. 347 00:19:49.834 --> 00:19:51.292 Rest in peace. 348 00:19:51.334 --> 00:19:54.334 [ The Smiths' "The Queen Is Dead" plays 349 00:20:00.542 --> 00:20:03.959 ♪ I don't bless them ♪ 350 00:20:04.001 --> 00:20:06.459 ♪ Farewell ♪ 351 00:20:06.501 --> 00:20:09.709 ♪ To this land's cheerless marshes ♪ 352 00:20:09.751 --> 00:20:13.001 ♪ Hemmed in like a boar between archers ♪ 353 00:20:13.042 --> 00:20:15.334 ♪ Her very Lowness with her head in a sling ♪ 354 00:20:15.376 --> 00:20:20.001 ♪ I'm truly sorry but it sounds like a wonderful thing ♪ 355 00:20:20.626 --> 00:20:21.876 Stop it. 356 00:20:23.084 --> 00:20:26.751 ♪ I say Charles don't you ever crave ♪ 357 00:20:26.792 --> 00:20:30.209 ♪ To appear on the front of the "Daily Mail" ♪ 358 00:20:30.251 --> 00:20:31.792 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. 359 00:20:31.834 --> 00:20:34.751 ♪ Dressed in your mother's bridal veil? ♪ 360 00:20:34.792 --> 00:20:37.584 I'll dance with you. 361 00:20:40.126 --> 00:20:43.584 ♪ And so I checked all the registered historical facts ♪ 362 00:20:43.626 --> 00:20:46.917 ♪ And I was shocked into shame to discover ♪ 363 00:20:46.959 --> 00:20:50.751 ♪ How I'm the 18th male descendent ♪ 364 00:20:50.792 --> 00:20:52.376 ♪ Of some old queen or other ♪ 365 00:20:52.417 --> 00:20:55.209 "The Queen Is Dead." 366 00:20:55.251 --> 00:20:56.792 You're dead, pal. 367 00:20:56.834 --> 00:20:58.251 - Hey, drop the bat. - Come on. 368 00:20:58.292 --> 00:21:00.417 You got your stupid request on the air, okay? 369 00:21:00.459 --> 00:21:01.834 So pack up your pansy-ass records, 370 00:21:01.876 --> 00:21:03.459 and get the hell out of my radio station. 371 00:21:03.501 --> 00:21:05.209 Don't make me use this. I'll shoot, I swear. 372 00:21:05.251 --> 00:21:07.001 Yeah? I dare you. 373 00:21:07.042 --> 00:21:09.584 Look at you. You're pathetic. 374 00:21:09.626 --> 00:21:11.542 Fuck you and fuck The Smiths! 375 00:21:18.167 --> 00:21:20.584 You just shot Gene Simmons in the face. 376 00:21:23.501 --> 00:21:27.001 That was low, man. 377 00:21:27.042 --> 00:21:29.251 Play the B side. 378 00:21:37.209 --> 00:21:39.084 It's going to be a long night. 379 00:21:48.459 --> 00:21:51.709 Maybe he'll rock 'n' roll suicide himself live on air. 380 00:21:51.751 --> 00:21:53.042 I know who it is. 381 00:21:55.126 --> 00:21:56.542 Who? 382 00:21:56.584 --> 00:21:59.542 It's Dean from the record store. 383 00:21:59.584 --> 00:22:00.959 I was in there today. 384 00:22:01.001 --> 00:22:02.709 Stealing tapes? 385 00:22:02.751 --> 00:22:05.876 He was almost as upset about The Smiths breaking up 386 00:22:05.917 --> 00:22:07.334 as I was. 387 00:22:07.376 --> 00:22:08.751 And he had a gun. 388 00:22:08.792 --> 00:22:13.209 Cute, clumsy, and shy. 389 00:22:13.251 --> 00:22:14.459 Doesn't seem the type. 390 00:22:14.501 --> 00:22:16.042 You think he's cute? 391 00:22:16.084 --> 00:22:19.042 What would you die for? 392 00:22:19.084 --> 00:22:21.334 The love of a good woman. 393 00:22:21.376 --> 00:22:24.501 Come on. 394 00:22:24.542 --> 00:22:26.042 Where are you going? 395 00:22:26.084 --> 00:22:27.459 Girl talk. 396 00:22:31.751 --> 00:22:34.834 Are you really going to run away to Europe? 397 00:22:34.876 --> 00:22:36.417 I don't know. 398 00:22:36.459 --> 00:22:40.667 Are you and Patrick still pretending to be a couple? 399 00:22:40.709 --> 00:22:42.751 I do love him. 400 00:22:42.792 --> 00:22:44.626 Okay, but -- 401 00:22:44.667 --> 00:22:46.167 You want your freedom. 402 00:22:47.584 --> 00:22:49.751 We had sex once. 403 00:22:49.792 --> 00:22:51.126 Once. 404 00:22:51.167 --> 00:22:53.084 And then he discovered The Smiths, 405 00:22:53.126 --> 00:22:56.167 and it was all no meat, no sex. 406 00:22:56.209 --> 00:22:59.292 And I get it. Morrissey's celibate. 407 00:22:59.334 --> 00:23:03.209 But God damn it, I'm horny. 408 00:23:03.251 --> 00:23:07.376 Do you remember the day we met Cleo? 409 00:23:07.417 --> 00:23:09.542 I take it you are referring to the glorious summer 410 00:23:09.584 --> 00:23:12.959 after freshman year when we all worked at Safeway. 411 00:23:13.001 --> 00:23:15.626 She weighed her tits on that vegetable scale. 412 00:23:17.417 --> 00:23:18.709 Priceless. 413 00:23:18.751 --> 00:23:22.209 Do you ever wonder...? 414 00:23:22.251 --> 00:23:25.001 Wonder what? 415 00:23:25.042 --> 00:23:27.626 What that would be like? 416 00:23:27.667 --> 00:23:29.876 Are you serious? 417 00:23:29.917 --> 00:23:32.584 No, no, of course not. 418 00:23:34.292 --> 00:23:35.876 I do miss that job, though. 419 00:23:35.917 --> 00:23:40.209 The life of a bag boy was just so simple. 420 00:23:40.251 --> 00:23:43.376 It's so old fashioned to work. 421 00:23:43.417 --> 00:23:45.876 I'd much rather lounge about the house all day 422 00:23:45.917 --> 00:23:48.459 looking fascinating. 423 00:23:48.501 --> 00:23:51.334 See, this is why I want to introduce him to Brian Briggs. 424 00:23:51.376 --> 00:23:55.042 He's totally been with girls and guys. 425 00:23:55.084 --> 00:23:56.917 But why? 426 00:23:56.959 --> 00:23:58.584 Before he flies away to London, 427 00:23:58.626 --> 00:24:00.917 he needs to spread his wings a little. 428 00:24:00.959 --> 00:24:02.292 Really? 429 00:24:02.334 --> 00:24:05.042 Well, then so do I. 430 00:24:05.084 --> 00:24:07.292 ♪ I wanna go home ♪ 431 00:24:07.334 --> 00:24:10.751 ♪ I don't want to stay ♪ 432 00:24:11.459 --> 00:24:13.167 Side one. 433 00:24:17.417 --> 00:24:18.959 "This Charming Man"? 434 00:24:19.001 --> 00:24:20.667 What, are you kidding me? 435 00:24:20.709 --> 00:24:24.501 Who the hell writes a song called "This Charming Man"? 436 00:24:24.542 --> 00:24:26.334 God, I hate The Smiths. 437 00:24:26.376 --> 00:24:28.667 This depressive haircut bullshit. 438 00:24:28.709 --> 00:24:31.292 - Just play it. - Alright, I am. 439 00:24:35.084 --> 00:24:43.709 ♪ Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate ♪ 440 00:24:43.751 --> 00:24:46.709 ♪ Will Nature make a man of me yet? ♪ 441 00:24:46.751 --> 00:24:47.917 Who's the guitar player? 442 00:24:47.959 --> 00:24:49.292 Johnny fucking Marr. 443 00:24:49.334 --> 00:24:51.126 Oh, and he plays harmonica. 444 00:24:53.084 --> 00:24:54.376 Fuck, man. 445 00:24:54.417 --> 00:24:56.792 "Bicycles and desolate hillsides"? 446 00:24:56.834 --> 00:24:58.292 I was going to drop the new Kiss album. 447 00:24:58.334 --> 00:24:59.334 Have you heard it yet, dude? 448 00:24:59.376 --> 00:25:00.876 Of course I've heard it. 449 00:25:00.917 --> 00:25:02.792 It's cheesy. You're cheesy. 450 00:25:02.834 --> 00:25:05.376 This station vomits Cheez Whiz all over Denver. 451 00:25:05.417 --> 00:25:08.334 Alright. Alright, pipe down. 452 00:25:08.376 --> 00:25:10.792 But if you are going to shoot me, 453 00:25:10.834 --> 00:25:13.042 please let me die on air, so the people at Denver 454 00:25:13.084 --> 00:25:15.084 can hear my brain splatter against the wall, 455 00:25:15.126 --> 00:25:17.501 because at least that would be rock 'n' roll. 456 00:25:17.542 --> 00:25:19.917 Just don't do anything stupid, okay? 457 00:25:19.959 --> 00:25:22.334 You mean like play The Smiths on metal marathon? 458 00:25:28.292 --> 00:25:29.751 This is the Denver police. 459 00:25:29.792 --> 00:25:31.292 We've gotten calls. 460 00:25:31.334 --> 00:25:32.709 Everything alright up there? 461 00:25:32.751 --> 00:25:34.251 Get rid of him. 462 00:25:34.292 --> 00:25:35.417 Or what? 463 00:25:37.251 --> 00:25:38.917 Alright. 464 00:25:44.126 --> 00:25:45.584 Good evening, officer. 465 00:25:45.626 --> 00:25:46.876 It's a nice night, isn't it? 466 00:25:46.917 --> 00:25:48.626 It sure is. 467 00:25:48.667 --> 00:25:51.292 You alright up there? We've gotten reports. 468 00:25:51.334 --> 00:25:55.084 Oh, right, about the, uh -- the deranged hijacker 469 00:25:55.126 --> 00:25:56.542 waving a gun around, 470 00:25:56.584 --> 00:25:58.292 forcing me to play British records 471 00:25:58.334 --> 00:26:01.001 about dead queens and bicycles. 472 00:26:01.042 --> 00:26:02.417 What? 473 00:26:02.459 --> 00:26:04.584 Oh, nothing. Nothing. Everything's fine. 474 00:26:04.626 --> 00:26:07.209 How about a request for your trouble, sir? 475 00:26:07.251 --> 00:26:09.959 Uh, Elvis? 476 00:26:10.001 --> 00:26:11.542 I'll see what I can do. 477 00:26:15.876 --> 00:26:17.959 - Are you nuts? - What? 478 00:26:18.001 --> 00:26:21.042 It's the Denver Police Department we're talking about. 479 00:26:21.084 --> 00:26:23.001 Come on, what's next? 480 00:26:23.042 --> 00:26:24.376 We got time for a few more 481 00:26:24.417 --> 00:26:25.959 before he calls in the National Guard. 482 00:26:26.001 --> 00:26:28.501 Unless, of course, you want to blow your brains out. 483 00:26:28.542 --> 00:26:30.167 Personally, if I had nothing but The Smiths 484 00:26:30.209 --> 00:26:31.292 to listen to all day -- 485 00:26:31.334 --> 00:26:32.417 Play the first track. 486 00:26:35.334 --> 00:26:37.876 Why are you doing this to me? 487 00:26:37.917 --> 00:26:40.209 The Smiths broke up. 488 00:26:40.251 --> 00:26:42.709 You should consider a candlelight vigil, 489 00:26:42.751 --> 00:26:46.042 something slightly less illegal. 490 00:26:46.084 --> 00:26:49.709 It called for a more dramatic gesture. 491 00:26:49.751 --> 00:26:52.709 Yeah, well, if the Denver suicide rate spikes overnight, 492 00:26:52.751 --> 00:26:54.251 it's on your head, not mine. 493 00:26:55.292 --> 00:26:57.459 I tried that once. 494 00:26:57.501 --> 00:27:01.209 Tried what? 495 00:27:01.251 --> 00:27:02.459 Suicide? 496 00:27:02.501 --> 00:27:05.042 Are you serious? 497 00:27:05.084 --> 00:27:07.542 It didn't work, obviously. 498 00:27:07.584 --> 00:27:10.251 Not that it would have made much of a difference. 499 00:27:11.751 --> 00:27:14.709 I do wonder what's really left to live for these days. 500 00:27:19.459 --> 00:27:21.584 How about good music? 501 00:27:25.417 --> 00:27:29.042 ♪ Panic on the streets of London ♪ 502 00:27:29.084 --> 00:27:30.417 ♪ Panic on the streets of Birmingham ♪ 503 00:27:30.459 --> 00:27:31.709 In a live capacity, 504 00:27:31.751 --> 00:27:34.834 the audience seems to be very celebratory, 505 00:27:34.876 --> 00:27:37.709 almost violent, very, very wild, 506 00:27:37.751 --> 00:27:40.042 which I'm quite happy about. 507 00:27:40.084 --> 00:27:43.334 ♪ The Leeds side-streets that you slip down ♪ 508 00:27:43.376 --> 00:27:44.667 ♪ I wonder to myself ♪ 509 00:27:44.709 --> 00:27:46.709 I think people don't really have 510 00:27:46.751 --> 00:27:48.376 many opportunities in life 511 00:27:48.417 --> 00:27:51.542 to let themselves go slightly and express themselves 512 00:27:51.584 --> 00:27:53.084 and to step out of themselves, and so on, 513 00:27:53.126 --> 00:27:55.667 and be a little insane. 514 00:28:02.376 --> 00:28:06.042 ♪ Burn down the disco ♪ 515 00:28:06.084 --> 00:28:09.001 ♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪ 516 00:28:09.042 --> 00:28:12.626 ♪ Because the music that they constantly play ♪ 517 00:28:12.667 --> 00:28:16.792 ♪ It says nothing to me about my life ♪ 518 00:28:16.834 --> 00:28:20.042 ♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪ 519 00:28:20.084 --> 00:28:23.709 ♪ Because the music they constantly play ♪ 520 00:28:23.751 --> 00:28:27.709 ♪ On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down ♪ 521 00:28:27.751 --> 00:28:31.126 ♪ Provincial towns you jog 'round ♪ 522 00:28:31.167 --> 00:28:38.667 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 523 00:28:38.751 --> 00:28:41.917 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 524 00:28:41.959 --> 00:28:49.250 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 525 00:28:49.334 --> 00:28:53.001 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 526 00:28:53.042 --> 00:28:59.917 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 527 00:29:00.001 --> 00:29:03.751 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 528 00:29:03.792 --> 00:29:05.876 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 529 00:29:05.917 --> 00:29:08.292 It's fucking "Metal Guru" by T.Rex. 530 00:29:08.334 --> 00:29:11.792 Talent borrows. Genius steals. 531 00:29:11.834 --> 00:29:13.751 Oh, "hang the DJ"? 532 00:29:13.792 --> 00:29:15.209 Please tell me you brought rope. 533 00:29:15.251 --> 00:29:18.959 He's just protesting the vapidity of the music 534 00:29:19.001 --> 00:29:20.334 that stations like this 535 00:29:20.376 --> 00:29:22.792 cram down our throats day and night -- 536 00:29:22.834 --> 00:29:24.876 hair bands, boy bands, 537 00:29:24.917 --> 00:29:27.792 endless loops of moldy old classics, 538 00:29:27.834 --> 00:29:32.251 pre-processed pop, Wham!, Whitney, Whitesnake. 539 00:29:32.292 --> 00:29:34.167 Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy boy. Leave Whitney out of this. 540 00:29:34.209 --> 00:29:35.792 It's all the same. 541 00:29:35.834 --> 00:29:37.417 - But it isn't. - Isn't it? 542 00:29:37.459 --> 00:29:39.459 What's the message? Dance party. 543 00:29:39.501 --> 00:29:41.042 Have fun. Get laid. 544 00:29:41.084 --> 00:29:43.417 - Sounds good to me. - It's not reality. 545 00:29:43.459 --> 00:29:45.251 Reality sucks. 546 00:29:45.292 --> 00:29:47.667 Music is an escape. 547 00:29:47.709 --> 00:29:50.459 This music is salvation. 548 00:29:53.292 --> 00:29:55.334 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, 549 00:29:55.376 --> 00:29:58.209 I've let the record run out. 550 00:29:58.251 --> 00:29:59.709 Alright, maestro, what's next? 551 00:30:01.626 --> 00:30:03.126 You pick. 552 00:30:03.167 --> 00:30:04.751 Oh, DJ's choice? 553 00:30:04.792 --> 00:30:07.209 How novel. 554 00:30:07.251 --> 00:30:08.917 Alright. 555 00:30:08.959 --> 00:30:10.751 This one's for you, kid. 556 00:30:13.417 --> 00:30:15.834 He may not be sweet, he may not be tender, 557 00:30:15.876 --> 00:30:17.667 but he is certainly a hooligan. 558 00:30:17.709 --> 00:30:19.459 - Play the song. - Gods of Metal, forgive me, 559 00:30:19.501 --> 00:30:22.251 it's another one by The Smiths. 560 00:30:31.751 --> 00:30:33.584 Hand it over. 561 00:30:38.167 --> 00:30:40.417 Ooh. 562 00:30:41.834 --> 00:30:45.042 I look supernaturally ugly. 563 00:30:45.084 --> 00:30:47.501 You're beautiful. 564 00:30:47.542 --> 00:30:49.417 Why so obsessed with gloom? 565 00:30:53.292 --> 00:30:58.084 So what the hell are we going to do tonight? 566 00:30:58.126 --> 00:30:59.834 Sandi Goodrich is having a kegger. 567 00:30:59.876 --> 00:31:04.292 Oh, a suburban Denver kegger sounds dreadfully unfashionable. 568 00:31:04.334 --> 00:31:07.292 Oh, maybe your bisexual boyfriend Brian 569 00:31:07.334 --> 00:31:09.251 will make an appearance. 570 00:31:09.292 --> 00:31:13.042 Well, I suppose it's either that or stare at broken lightbulbs. 571 00:31:13.084 --> 00:31:17.292 I don't know how you can stand going to community college here. 572 00:31:17.334 --> 00:31:20.834 I had to get out of this humdrum town. 573 00:31:20.876 --> 00:31:22.876 Yeah, you think you can catch me? 574 00:31:22.917 --> 00:31:24.876 It's not like I don't have ambition. 575 00:31:24.917 --> 00:31:28.042 I just thought everything would be different for me. 576 00:31:28.084 --> 00:31:33.459 It's those obstacles that only you can see for yourself 577 00:31:33.501 --> 00:31:37.709 and the horrible burden of time... 578 00:31:40.251 --> 00:31:42.834 ...crushing me. 579 00:31:42.876 --> 00:31:47.001 ♪ Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera ♪ 580 00:31:47.042 --> 00:31:49.667 ♪ In the midst of life we are in debt ♪ 581 00:31:49.709 --> 00:31:51.709 ♪ Et cetera ♪ 582 00:31:56.751 --> 00:31:59.376 This is Orson Welles. 583 00:31:59.417 --> 00:32:03.001 And you've been listening to "War of the Worlds." 584 00:32:03.042 --> 00:32:04.251 Just kidding, Denver. 585 00:32:04.292 --> 00:32:05.626 It's Full Metal Mickey. 586 00:32:05.667 --> 00:32:08.042 Or should I say Mad Manchester Mickey. 587 00:32:08.084 --> 00:32:09.959 Broadcasting to you live from the funeral pyre. 588 00:32:10.001 --> 00:32:11.251 That's right, people. 589 00:32:11.292 --> 00:32:12.834 The Smiths have gone up in flames, 590 00:32:12.876 --> 00:32:15.042 and we are burning it down one song at a time -- 591 00:32:15.084 --> 00:32:17.001 at gunpoint. 592 00:32:17.042 --> 00:32:18.626 But my sweet and tender vinyl terrorist 593 00:32:18.667 --> 00:32:20.542 has agreed to allow me to open up the phone lines. 594 00:32:20.584 --> 00:32:22.584 So I'm going to be taking a few special callers 595 00:32:22.626 --> 00:32:24.292 every hour at the top of the hour. 596 00:32:24.334 --> 00:32:26.542 Starting with you, caller. You're on the air. 597 00:32:26.584 --> 00:32:28.917 Yo, Mickey, The Smiths suck. 598 00:32:28.959 --> 00:32:30.334 No one wants to hear this crap. 599 00:32:30.376 --> 00:32:32.334 You're totally bumming out our Friday night. 600 00:32:32.376 --> 00:32:33.792 Play some Dokken. 601 00:32:33.834 --> 00:32:34.834 Dokken rules! 602 00:32:34.876 --> 00:32:36.209 Yes, they do. 603 00:32:36.251 --> 00:32:37.834 Metal heads 1, Smiths nil. 604 00:32:37.876 --> 00:32:39.542 560, KISS, you're on the air. 605 00:32:39.584 --> 00:32:40.751 Caller, who am I speaking with? 606 00:32:40.792 --> 00:32:42.417 This is Sandi from Arvada. 607 00:32:42.459 --> 00:32:44.334 And I just want to say that we are having a party, 608 00:32:44.376 --> 00:32:45.584 and we are all listening 609 00:32:45.626 --> 00:32:47.292 and we are going to keep on listening 610 00:32:47.334 --> 00:32:49.376 because The Smiths are the greatest band in the world, 611 00:32:49.417 --> 00:32:51.709 and it's about time that we heard our music on the radio. 612 00:32:51.751 --> 00:32:54.584 Hey, guys, Sandi's on the radio. 613 00:32:54.626 --> 00:32:56.001 Sandi, I dream of Dokken. 614 00:32:56.042 --> 00:32:57.501 But wouldn't you know it? 615 00:32:57.542 --> 00:33:00.751 Up next, another one of your songs. 616 00:33:02.626 --> 00:33:04.167 They're listening, 617 00:33:04.209 --> 00:33:05.709 Really listening. 618 00:33:05.751 --> 00:33:08.667 ♪ The rain falls hard on a humdrum town ♪ 619 00:33:08.709 --> 00:33:11.667 ♪ This town has dragged you down ♪ 620 00:33:11.709 --> 00:33:16.334 ♪ Oh the rain falls hard on a humdrum town ♪ 621 00:33:16.376 --> 00:33:21.042 ♪ This town has dragged you down ♪ 622 00:33:22.626 --> 00:33:26.626 ♪ And everybody's got to live their life ♪ 623 00:33:26.667 --> 00:33:29.584 ♪ And God knows I've got to live mine ♪ 624 00:33:29.626 --> 00:33:37.042 ♪ God knows I've got to live mine ♪ 625 00:33:48.792 --> 00:34:04.209 ♪ William, William it was really nothing ♪ 626 00:34:04.292 --> 00:34:06.626 You didn't tell me Sandi's brother was home. 627 00:34:08.876 --> 00:34:10.334 There's gonna be jocks at this party. 628 00:34:10.376 --> 00:34:13.084 We're not in high school anymore. 629 00:34:13.126 --> 00:34:15.001 Who cares? 630 00:34:15.042 --> 00:34:17.167 I prefer to say with my own kind. 631 00:34:17.209 --> 00:34:21.667 Look. It's a total freak party. 632 00:34:21.709 --> 00:34:23.417 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 633 00:34:23.459 --> 00:34:25.417 Come on. 634 00:34:25.459 --> 00:34:28.792 This night will open our eyes. 635 00:34:38.167 --> 00:34:41.876 Look as bored as humanly possible. 636 00:34:41.917 --> 00:34:43.542 Untied tie? 637 00:34:43.584 --> 00:34:46.126 Great look. 638 00:34:46.167 --> 00:34:48.167 Did you hear me on the radio today? 639 00:34:48.209 --> 00:34:49.667 I think I should have my own show. 640 00:34:49.709 --> 00:34:53.167 You know, I was thinking a Duran Duran marathon. 641 00:34:53.209 --> 00:34:55.459 I'm sure there are worse groups than Duran Duran. 642 00:34:55.501 --> 00:34:57.626 No, please, honey, if Duran Duran broke up, 643 00:34:57.667 --> 00:35:01.167 I would -- I would set myself on fire. 644 00:35:01.209 --> 00:35:03.251 Come on. 645 00:35:17.584 --> 00:35:20.709 ♪ Unruly boys who will not grow up ♪ 646 00:35:20.751 --> 00:35:24.084 ♪ Must be taken in hand ♪ 647 00:35:25.001 --> 00:35:28.501 ♪ Unruly girls who will not settle down ♪ 648 00:35:28.542 --> 00:35:33.334 I don't know why you're going to college. 649 00:35:33.376 --> 00:35:37.209 Drop out. 650 00:35:37.251 --> 00:35:42.001 Let's travel abroad together, live a little. 651 00:35:42.042 --> 00:35:43.584 To Paris? 652 00:35:43.626 --> 00:35:47.417 But what about Bruno? 653 00:35:47.459 --> 00:35:50.042 Wouldn't I cramp your style? 654 00:35:50.084 --> 00:35:51.876 Hi, Billy. 655 00:35:51.917 --> 00:35:53.542 Hi, Siouxsie. 656 00:35:53.584 --> 00:35:56.251 You know, you still put something in my heart. 657 00:35:56.292 --> 00:35:58.042 That joke isn't funny anymore. 658 00:35:58.084 --> 00:36:01.001 Come on, Billy, I know you're still spellbound. 659 00:36:03.001 --> 00:36:05.626 Siouxsie Chu and you? 660 00:36:05.667 --> 00:36:08.376 One month. Last summer. 661 00:36:08.417 --> 00:36:10.417 All she wanted to do was watch "Liquid Sky" 662 00:36:10.459 --> 00:36:11.751 and listen to Bauhaus in the dark 663 00:36:11.792 --> 00:36:13.501 while she bit my neck. 664 00:36:13.542 --> 00:36:17.792 ♪ Who will not settle down must be taken in hand ♪ 665 00:36:17.834 --> 00:36:20.417 They all look dead from the neck up. 666 00:36:20.459 --> 00:36:24.501 What are you kidding? Sandi's family is perfect. 667 00:36:24.542 --> 00:36:29.042 Nobody's family is perfect. 668 00:36:29.084 --> 00:36:34.667 I bet you if you look into her medicine cabinet, 669 00:36:34.709 --> 00:36:38.959 she's hooked on diet pills, just like my mom. 670 00:36:50.459 --> 00:36:53.334 ♪ You're the one that's left in the dark ♪ 671 00:36:53.376 --> 00:36:55.126 Hey, Sheila. 672 00:36:55.167 --> 00:36:57.084 Hey, David. 673 00:36:57.126 --> 00:37:00.626 Crazy Cleo and the brothers gay. 674 00:37:00.667 --> 00:37:03.542 Hey, man, can I borrow some eyeliner? 675 00:37:03.584 --> 00:37:04.626 I might need a touch up. 676 00:37:04.667 --> 00:37:06.001 I'll give you a touch up. 677 00:37:06.042 --> 00:37:07.501 Dude, these are my sister's friends, man. 678 00:37:07.542 --> 00:37:10.167 Just chill out. 679 00:37:10.209 --> 00:37:11.751 I'm just fucking with you, dude. 680 00:37:11.792 --> 00:37:14.251 Cool? 681 00:37:14.751 --> 00:37:17.709 ♪ Don't give up We'll be alright ♪ 682 00:37:17.751 --> 00:37:23.417 What's not cool is the shitty music. 683 00:37:26.251 --> 00:37:28.042 Yuck. 684 00:37:28.084 --> 00:37:30.876 Bon Jovi. 685 00:37:30.917 --> 00:37:33.084 Boston. 686 00:37:33.126 --> 00:37:35.334 Bryan Adams? 687 00:37:35.376 --> 00:37:37.292 Michael fucking Bolton? 688 00:37:37.334 --> 00:37:39.834 Oh, come on, he's playing Red Rocks next weekend. 689 00:37:39.876 --> 00:37:41.626 Yeah? 690 00:37:41.667 --> 00:37:43.417 Got an extra ticket. 691 00:37:44.292 --> 00:37:47.709 I'd rather go to my own funeral. 692 00:37:49.917 --> 00:37:51.501 Let's see. 693 00:37:55.334 --> 00:37:57.209 ♪ Every day you must say ♪ 694 00:37:57.251 --> 00:37:58.959 You're welcome. 695 00:37:59.001 --> 00:38:03.459 ♪ So how do I feel about my life? ♪ 696 00:38:03.501 --> 00:38:06.334 ♪ Anything is hard to find ♪ 697 00:38:06.376 --> 00:38:07.751 ♪ When you will not open your eyes ♪ 698 00:38:07.792 --> 00:38:09.959 I am wicked sorry about these guys. 699 00:38:10.001 --> 00:38:12.042 I'll sing you song. I won't take long. 700 00:38:12.084 --> 00:38:14.042 ♪ All jocks are assholes ♪ 701 00:38:14.084 --> 00:38:17.876 Well, some of us aren't so bad. 702 00:38:17.917 --> 00:38:20.459 I dig this new look, though. It's good. 703 00:38:20.501 --> 00:38:22.876 Well, it's not, like, too Madonna, is it? 704 00:38:22.917 --> 00:38:24.292 I mean, I like her and all, 705 00:38:24.334 --> 00:38:26.417 but I'm not into that boy-toy bullshit. 706 00:38:26.459 --> 00:38:28.834 No, no, no. It's good. 707 00:38:28.876 --> 00:38:31.209 You look good. 708 00:38:31.251 --> 00:38:33.001 You guys want another round, or...? 709 00:38:33.042 --> 00:38:34.459 Mm. 710 00:38:34.501 --> 00:38:36.542 - No, we're good. - Well, I need another. 711 00:38:36.584 --> 00:38:39.251 After you. 712 00:38:39.292 --> 00:38:41.876 Cheer up, Paddy. It's a party. 713 00:38:52.292 --> 00:38:55.209 What the hell does she see in him? 714 00:38:55.251 --> 00:38:59.876 Maybe you should give her what she's asking for. 715 00:39:01.501 --> 00:39:03.126 I hate sex. 716 00:39:09.417 --> 00:39:11.626 The smoke gets in my brain. 717 00:39:20.667 --> 00:39:23.501 Johnny plays the mandolin. 718 00:39:23.542 --> 00:39:25.376 What's up with the hearing aid? 719 00:39:25.417 --> 00:39:28.751 Maybe he's trying to tell you to listen up. 720 00:39:28.792 --> 00:39:31.376 Open your ears and your mind. 721 00:39:31.417 --> 00:39:35.167 This is not an ordinary rock song. 722 00:39:35.209 --> 00:39:36.709 Why don't you open your ears, man? 723 00:39:36.751 --> 00:39:38.292 What American city? 724 00:39:38.334 --> 00:39:40.667 You're so obsessed with Morrissey and the mopey mopes 725 00:39:40.709 --> 00:39:42.709 that you can't hear what's good about other kinds of music. 726 00:39:44.876 --> 00:39:45.834 What are you doing? 727 00:39:45.876 --> 00:39:47.876 Okay, ease up there, Rebel Yell. 728 00:39:47.917 --> 00:39:49.917 All this talk of mind opening just reminded me 729 00:39:49.959 --> 00:39:52.501 I've got some pretty killer Columbian red 730 00:39:52.542 --> 00:39:55.084 in my Kiss lunchbox. 731 00:40:07.834 --> 00:40:10.417 Come on, man, put the gun down. 732 00:40:10.459 --> 00:40:12.084 Smoke some drugs with me. 733 00:40:17.084 --> 00:40:19.626 Yeah, buddy. 734 00:40:31.417 --> 00:40:35.917 Now, if you don't mind my asking, 735 00:40:35.959 --> 00:40:38.334 what could be so bad that you'd want to end it all 736 00:40:38.376 --> 00:40:41.167 before you even graduated high school? 737 00:40:41.209 --> 00:40:44.209 My life sucked. 738 00:40:44.251 --> 00:40:47.667 No one knew me, and yet everyone gave me shit. 739 00:40:47.709 --> 00:40:50.001 Even the nerds. 740 00:40:50.042 --> 00:40:53.959 And the girl I thought I liked. 741 00:40:54.001 --> 00:40:55.917 So I found a razor blade. 742 00:40:59.126 --> 00:41:02.792 I'll never forget, though, my first day back at work, 743 00:41:02.834 --> 00:41:06.542 we got this new import in. 744 00:41:06.584 --> 00:41:08.001 I had never heard of them before. 745 00:41:08.042 --> 00:41:12.709 I just listened to it over and over again. 746 00:41:12.751 --> 00:41:14.917 It's like nothing I'd ever heard. 747 00:41:14.959 --> 00:41:18.084 Martyrdom and meaningless death, 748 00:41:18.126 --> 00:41:22.292 guilt and heroism, sex and celibacy, 749 00:41:22.334 --> 00:41:26.417 catharsis and deceit. 750 00:41:28.126 --> 00:41:33.084 All the horrors you have to face up to. 751 00:41:33.126 --> 00:41:35.667 I owe them everything. 752 00:41:36.584 --> 00:41:38.376 They saved my life. 753 00:41:38.417 --> 00:41:41.751 Well, in the end, man, they're just a band. 754 00:41:41.792 --> 00:41:43.459 They break up all the time. 755 00:41:43.501 --> 00:41:46.167 But they are the only band that matters. 756 00:41:46.209 --> 00:41:49.501 Clearly never listened to Twisted fucking Sister. 757 00:41:59.167 --> 00:42:02.001 You know, dude, 758 00:42:02.042 --> 00:42:04.292 one day your heroes are going to grow old, 759 00:42:04.334 --> 00:42:06.876 and they're going to change. 760 00:42:06.917 --> 00:42:09.292 And they're going to put out shitty music. 761 00:42:09.334 --> 00:42:13.251 And they're going to say stupid things that betray the past. 762 00:42:13.292 --> 00:42:15.751 In the end, they will only disappoint you. 763 00:42:15.792 --> 00:42:17.501 Jesus. 764 00:42:17.542 --> 00:42:20.876 Are you sure you're not a Smiths fan? 765 00:42:20.917 --> 00:42:25.459 I know "It's Over" is next, but it is far from being so. 766 00:42:25.501 --> 00:42:27.459 But don't despair, Denver. 767 00:42:27.501 --> 00:42:32.001 Relax, have a smoke, have a toke. 768 00:42:32.042 --> 00:42:35.584 You might find it actually starts to grow on you. 769 00:42:35.626 --> 00:42:38.417 You know? 770 00:42:38.459 --> 00:42:42.542 ♪ Oh Mother, I can feel ♪ 771 00:42:42.584 --> 00:42:47.792 ♪ The soil falling over my head ♪ 772 00:42:47.834 --> 00:42:49.501 Where are you taking me? 773 00:42:49.542 --> 00:42:52.542 I stole a joint from one of those jocks. 774 00:43:05.417 --> 00:43:08.376 You know, I could have kicked that guy's ass. 775 00:43:08.417 --> 00:43:10.584 Why'd you stop me? 776 00:43:10.626 --> 00:43:16.001 It was enough that you tried to defend my honor. 777 00:43:27.126 --> 00:43:29.292 You want to know something? 778 00:43:29.334 --> 00:43:30.667 What? 779 00:43:30.709 --> 00:43:34.084 I fucking hate Molly Ringwald. 780 00:43:34.126 --> 00:43:37.167 - Huh? - Not her as a person, 781 00:43:37.209 --> 00:43:39.417 but, like, in "Pretty in Pink," 782 00:43:39.459 --> 00:43:41.376 what was that about, really? 783 00:43:42.959 --> 00:43:50.417 She's so worried about being liked by this preppy asshole. 784 00:43:50.459 --> 00:43:54.792 She's got a cool job and awesome clothes. 785 00:43:54.834 --> 00:43:59.126 And it's some big deal 786 00:43:59.167 --> 00:44:02.834 for someone normal to like her and go to prom. 787 00:44:06.042 --> 00:44:12.584 Her cool best friend is in love with her, 788 00:44:12.626 --> 00:44:17.126 and she's kind of a bitch about it. 789 00:44:17.167 --> 00:44:20.209 Is that supposed to be our lives? 790 00:44:20.251 --> 00:44:22.209 Soundtrack is killer. 791 00:44:22.251 --> 00:44:24.042 They have no idea. 792 00:44:24.084 --> 00:44:28.917 That freckled freak should try living with my mother 793 00:44:28.959 --> 00:44:33.792 and the losers she brings home. 794 00:44:35.876 --> 00:44:40.042 I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you. 795 00:44:41.834 --> 00:44:43.876 I know. 796 00:44:50.167 --> 00:44:55.834 We tried. We failed. 797 00:44:55.876 --> 00:44:59.417 We're much better off as friends. 798 00:44:59.459 --> 00:45:01.834 I'm just a joke to you. 799 00:45:02.751 --> 00:45:06.584 I know there's no French boyfriend waiting for you. 800 00:45:06.626 --> 00:45:09.792 I'm real and I'm right here. 801 00:45:09.834 --> 00:45:11.834 You don't care. 802 00:45:11.876 --> 00:45:14.709 After tonight, we might not see each other again. 803 00:45:14.751 --> 00:45:18.334 You think you're so much better than everybody else here, 804 00:45:18.376 --> 00:45:20.501 but really, you are going nowhere fast, 805 00:45:20.542 --> 00:45:22.126 just like the rest of the losers in this town. 806 00:45:22.167 --> 00:45:25.084 I'm going somewhere. Okay? 807 00:45:25.126 --> 00:45:27.751 I might even leave tonight. 808 00:45:27.792 --> 00:45:30.001 Right, right. 809 00:45:30.042 --> 00:45:31.751 God, you're such a poser. 810 00:45:35.209 --> 00:45:39.292 ♪ Love is natural and real ♪ 811 00:45:39.334 --> 00:45:40.959 Cleo! 812 00:45:41.001 --> 00:45:42.334 Damn it! 813 00:45:42.376 --> 00:45:44.917 ♪ But not for such as you and I ♪ 814 00:45:44.959 --> 00:45:47.209 ♪ My love ♪ 815 00:45:47.251 --> 00:45:51.709 ♪ Oh Mother, I can feel ♪ 816 00:45:51.751 --> 00:45:57.584 ♪ The soil falling over my head ♪ 817 00:45:57.626 --> 00:46:01.251 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ 818 00:46:01.292 --> 00:46:04.126 ♪ Mother, I can feel ♪ 819 00:46:04.167 --> 00:46:10.501 ♪ The soil falling over my head ♪ 820 00:46:10.542 --> 00:46:13.709 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ 821 00:46:13.751 --> 00:46:16.626 ♪ Mother ♪ 822 00:46:16.667 --> 00:46:18.251 Oh. 823 00:46:18.292 --> 00:46:19.667 Oh, yeah. 824 00:46:19.709 --> 00:46:21.209 Oh, fuck. 825 00:46:24.709 --> 00:46:26.167 Patrick! 826 00:46:29.334 --> 00:46:31.501 Uh... 827 00:46:42.126 --> 00:46:45.167 The true mystery of the world is the visible, 828 00:46:45.209 --> 00:46:49.084 not the invisible. 829 00:46:49.126 --> 00:46:51.001 Oscar Wilde said that. 830 00:46:54.376 --> 00:46:55.709 Does this look like someone 831 00:46:55.751 --> 00:46:57.709 who should be joining the armed forces? 832 00:47:02.459 --> 00:47:04.751 Sometimes I feel like my insides and my outsides 833 00:47:04.792 --> 00:47:08.584 don't match, you know? 834 00:47:08.626 --> 00:47:11.709 Like, am I in love with Cleo, 835 00:47:11.751 --> 00:47:13.459 or do I want to be her? 836 00:47:13.501 --> 00:47:15.376 Am I a man or a woman? 837 00:47:15.417 --> 00:47:18.626 Am I alive or dead? 838 00:47:18.667 --> 00:47:20.459 I look in the mirror sometimes, 839 00:47:20.501 --> 00:47:24.709 and I don't know who I'm looking at. 840 00:47:24.751 --> 00:47:27.001 You ever do that? 841 00:47:31.126 --> 00:47:32.542 When I was 14, 842 00:47:32.584 --> 00:47:34.667 I took down all the mirrors in our house. 843 00:47:37.626 --> 00:47:41.334 If I look long enough. I disappear. 844 00:47:44.334 --> 00:47:47.626 I can't believe the Army is letting in such a headcase. 845 00:47:49.001 --> 00:47:51.917 But part of me wants to do it, you know, 846 00:47:51.959 --> 00:47:56.876 maybe -- maybe just to please my dad, I guess. 847 00:47:57.667 --> 00:48:00.126 But then another part of me just wants to smoke joints, 848 00:48:00.167 --> 00:48:02.292 hang out, have friendly wanks 849 00:48:02.334 --> 00:48:05.584 with big, lusty, busty pink balloons. 850 00:48:11.042 --> 00:48:12.542 Oh. 851 00:48:12.584 --> 00:48:15.042 Am I 2 people or 100? 852 00:48:15.084 --> 00:48:18.876 I've only ever known one of you. 853 00:48:18.917 --> 00:48:22.667 Wow, I am impressed. 854 00:48:22.709 --> 00:48:25.292 You didn't think I was cool, did you? 855 00:48:25.334 --> 00:48:27.584 No. 856 00:48:27.626 --> 00:48:30.001 The senior class trip to London, 857 00:48:30.042 --> 00:48:32.042 we get invited to this really cool party. 858 00:48:32.084 --> 00:48:33.459 We get super drunk 859 00:48:33.501 --> 00:48:36.251 and steal it right off the guy's wall. 860 00:48:36.292 --> 00:48:37.834 Him and his friends were so pissed, 861 00:48:37.876 --> 00:48:39.209 they chased us all around Piccadilly, 862 00:48:39.251 --> 00:48:44.292 but we jumped into a cab and escaped. 863 00:48:45.292 --> 00:48:46.667 Hey. 864 00:48:48.542 --> 00:48:50.584 Revenge. Go on. 865 00:48:50.626 --> 00:48:53.876 Make the worst face ever. 866 00:48:57.751 --> 00:49:00.334 Oh, classic. 867 00:49:04.084 --> 00:49:06.709 I'm sick, I'm dull, I'm plain. 868 00:49:06.751 --> 00:49:08.792 Hey, hey. 869 00:49:12.959 --> 00:49:16.334 I'm not the man you think I am. 870 00:49:16.376 --> 00:49:19.459 Shut up and make a face. 871 00:49:19.501 --> 00:49:22.209 Do you even like The Smiths? 872 00:49:22.251 --> 00:49:26.084 No, I don't. 873 00:49:28.459 --> 00:49:30.417 Well... 874 00:50:06.084 --> 00:50:08.209 ♪ Girl afraid ♪ 875 00:50:08.251 --> 00:50:09.626 ♪ Where do his intentions lay? ♪ 876 00:50:09.667 --> 00:50:11.292 What about your boyfriend? 877 00:50:11.334 --> 00:50:14.959 He cares more about his bowtie than he does about me. 878 00:50:15.001 --> 00:50:20.501 ♪ She says, "He never really looks at me ♪ 879 00:50:20.542 --> 00:50:25.876 ♪ I give him every opportunity ♪ 880 00:50:25.917 --> 00:50:27.292 Just for the record, 881 00:50:27.334 --> 00:50:28.834 you are so much hotter than Madonna. 882 00:50:28.876 --> 00:50:30.376 Shut up. 883 00:50:30.417 --> 00:50:37.084 ♪ In the room downstairs he sat and stared ♪ 884 00:50:37.167 --> 00:50:41.542 ♪ I'll never make that mistake again" ♪ 885 00:50:49.667 --> 00:50:51.251 It's not your first time, is it? 886 00:50:51.292 --> 00:50:52.792 Is it yours? 887 00:50:56.751 --> 00:51:02.709 ♪ I'll never make that mistake again ♪ 888 00:51:07.417 --> 00:51:13.167 ♪ I'll never make that mistake again ♪ 889 00:51:31.209 --> 00:51:32.834 That was awesome. 890 00:51:36.084 --> 00:51:37.542 You were great. 891 00:51:40.876 --> 00:51:43.459 So do you want to hang out again sometime? 892 00:51:45.459 --> 00:51:49.292 ♪ And I know because you said so ♪ 893 00:51:49.334 --> 00:51:55.792 I'm just home for the weekend. 894 00:51:55.834 --> 00:51:57.751 Well, we could see a movie tomorrow? 895 00:51:59.917 --> 00:52:01.709 Tomorrow? 896 00:52:03.584 --> 00:52:06.167 What makes you think we're gonna live that long? 897 00:52:35.251 --> 00:52:37.126 Fuck! 898 00:52:38.751 --> 00:52:40.709 Oh, my God. 899 00:52:43.334 --> 00:52:45.167 Are you okay? 900 00:52:47.084 --> 00:52:49.459 Do you have any lipstick? 901 00:52:54.626 --> 00:52:56.042 Black magic. 902 00:52:56.084 --> 00:52:58.167 Keep it. 903 00:52:59.459 --> 00:53:01.084 Thanks. 904 00:53:20.584 --> 00:53:22.292 It's not really my color, is it? 905 00:53:40.792 --> 00:53:44.876 He used to babysit me and Sandi. 906 00:53:44.917 --> 00:53:49.334 I always had this idiotic crush on him. 907 00:53:49.376 --> 00:53:52.917 ♪ 15 minutes with you ♪ 908 00:53:52.959 --> 00:53:55.167 It didn't even last that long. 909 00:53:57.626 --> 00:54:03.917 I really, really don't think I know how sex works. 910 00:54:03.959 --> 00:54:07.126 I don't think I know how anything works. 911 00:54:07.709 --> 00:54:13.376 I'm getting A's in school, and I don't know why. 912 00:54:14.334 --> 00:54:18.167 I'm bored. 913 00:54:18.209 --> 00:54:22.084 I don't want to study economics. 914 00:54:22.126 --> 00:54:24.042 I want to be in a band. 915 00:54:24.084 --> 00:54:29.042 I want to have real orgasms with cute boys. 916 00:54:29.084 --> 00:54:31.709 I want to live. 917 00:54:35.501 --> 00:54:40.501 I have a confession to make. 918 00:54:40.542 --> 00:54:43.417 Bruno isn't real. 919 00:54:46.126 --> 00:54:48.042 I know. 920 00:54:49.334 --> 00:54:52.376 I haven't even been to Paris, 921 00:54:52.417 --> 00:54:56.001 My mom's drinking again and sleeping with the bookie. 922 00:54:56.042 --> 00:55:00.417 I'm not even going to community college. 923 00:55:00.459 --> 00:55:04.792 I'm a full-time supermarket checkout queen. 924 00:55:08.876 --> 00:55:13.042 Safeway, here I come. 925 00:55:29.292 --> 00:55:33.042 ♪ The boy with the thorn in his side ♪ 926 00:55:33.084 --> 00:55:38.584 ♪ Behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire ♪ 927 00:55:38.626 --> 00:55:42.876 ♪ For love ♪ 928 00:55:42.917 --> 00:55:46.626 ♪ How can they look into my eyes ♪ 929 00:55:46.667 --> 00:55:49.876 ♪ And still they don't believe me? ♪ 930 00:55:51.042 --> 00:55:54.501 ♪ How can they hear me say those words ♪ 931 00:55:54.542 --> 00:55:57.584 ♪ Still they don't believe me? ♪ 932 00:55:58.542 --> 00:56:02.542 ♪ And if they don't believe me now ♪ 933 00:56:02.584 --> 00:56:06.542 ♪ Will they ever believe me? ♪ 934 00:56:06.584 --> 00:56:10.167 ♪ And if they don't believe me now ♪ 935 00:56:10.209 --> 00:56:14.001 ♪ Will they ever, they ever believe me? ♪ 936 00:56:14.042 --> 00:56:16.667 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 937 00:56:16.709 --> 00:56:20.751 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 938 00:56:20.834 --> 00:56:25.709 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪ 939 00:56:25.751 --> 00:56:29.376 ♪ The boy with the thorn in his side ♪ 940 00:56:29.417 --> 00:56:35.167 ♪ Behind the hatred there lies a plundering desire ♪ 941 00:56:35.209 --> 00:56:36.459 ♪ For love ♪ 942 00:56:36.501 --> 00:56:39.126 I am super drunk. 943 00:56:47.876 --> 00:56:50.167 What was that? 944 00:56:50.209 --> 00:56:52.209 I'm just out to have a good time. 945 00:56:52.251 --> 00:56:55.126 All the rest is propaganda. 946 00:56:55.167 --> 00:56:59.167 ♪ And if they don't believe us now ♪ 947 00:56:59.209 --> 00:57:02.876 ♪ Will they ever believe us? ♪ 948 00:57:02.917 --> 00:57:04.584 What's next, dude? 949 00:57:04.626 --> 00:57:07.001 The title track. "Meat is Murder." 950 00:57:07.042 --> 00:57:08.709 Ah, the manifesto album. 951 00:57:12.709 --> 00:57:14.167 They for real vegetarians? 952 00:57:14.209 --> 00:57:15.459 Yeah. 953 00:57:15.501 --> 00:57:17.709 - Don't mess with me, bro. - I'm not. 954 00:57:17.751 --> 00:57:20.667 I am, too, a non-meat eater. 955 00:57:20.709 --> 00:57:22.667 I heard that album. 956 00:57:22.709 --> 00:57:27.542 One day I could no longer keep down my mother's meat loaf. 957 00:57:27.584 --> 00:57:30.042 So it was child abuse by meat loaf 958 00:57:30.084 --> 00:57:31.709 that drove you to this life of crime? 959 00:57:31.751 --> 00:57:34.584 Yeah, they're not so bad, my folks. 960 00:57:34.626 --> 00:57:37.126 They just worship my older brother. 961 00:57:37.167 --> 00:57:38.751 Quarterback? 962 00:57:38.792 --> 00:57:42.376 Quarterback, pitcher, power forward. 963 00:57:42.417 --> 00:57:45.376 He plays golf. It's ridiculous. 964 00:57:45.417 --> 00:57:47.626 I'm invisible. 965 00:57:47.667 --> 00:57:50.792 But, yeah, meat loaf every single Monday. 966 00:58:03.626 --> 00:58:07.542 ♪ Heifer whines could be human cries ♪ 967 00:58:07.584 --> 00:58:10.251 We feel that popular music should be used 968 00:58:10.292 --> 00:58:12.167 in order to make serious statements 969 00:58:12.209 --> 00:58:16.209 because so many groups sell masses and masses of records 970 00:58:16.251 --> 00:58:19.209 and don't raise people's level of consciousness 971 00:58:19.251 --> 00:58:20.709 in any direction. 972 00:58:20.751 --> 00:58:22.376 And we find that quite sinful, 973 00:58:22.417 --> 00:58:25.542 especially in these serious times. 974 00:58:25.584 --> 00:58:28.917 ♪ This beautiful creature must die ♪ 975 00:58:28.959 --> 00:58:31.334 ♪ A death for no reason ♪ 976 00:58:31.376 --> 00:58:35.959 ♪ And death for no reason is murder ♪ 977 00:58:36.542 --> 00:58:39.959 You know, I quit meat when I was 12. 978 00:58:40.001 --> 00:58:41.709 And I figured if Geezer Butler, 979 00:58:41.751 --> 00:58:45.042 vegan metal God of Black Sabbath could do it. 980 00:58:45.084 --> 00:58:46.959 No shit. 981 00:58:49.459 --> 00:58:51.501 And other than the fact that you're pointing a gun 982 00:58:51.542 --> 00:58:53.209 in my direction... 983 00:58:56.334 --> 00:58:58.376 ...I'm actually happy you came in tonight. 984 00:59:06.501 --> 00:59:10.959 Meatheads of the world, the message is heavy. 985 00:59:11.001 --> 00:59:13.709 Moral not metal. 986 00:59:13.751 --> 00:59:15.876 Animals are people, too. 987 00:59:20.959 --> 00:59:26.834 ♪ Kitchen aromas aren't very homely ♪ 988 00:59:27.959 --> 00:59:29.542 Uh, um... 989 00:59:29.584 --> 00:59:32.126 ♪ It's not comforting, cheery or kind ♪ 990 00:59:32.167 --> 00:59:34.584 Hey, uh... 991 00:59:34.626 --> 00:59:36.376 Are you alright? 992 00:59:37.459 --> 00:59:40.376 I'm unhealthy and frazzled, but other than that. 993 00:59:53.917 --> 00:59:55.501 Your, um -- 994 00:59:55.542 --> 00:59:59.167 your eyes are falling apart. 995 00:59:59.209 --> 01:00:00.709 May I? 996 01:00:05.084 --> 01:00:06.542 Here, hold still. 997 01:00:11.709 --> 01:00:15.001 I'm so tired of myself tonight. 998 01:00:15.042 --> 01:00:17.167 I just want to be somebody else. 999 01:00:18.959 --> 01:00:21.417 Be yourself. 1000 01:00:21.459 --> 01:00:23.626 Everyone else is already taken. 1001 01:00:29.001 --> 01:00:30.959 Where are the mystery girls? 1002 01:00:31.001 --> 01:00:33.876 We're right here, Romeo. 1003 01:00:35.876 --> 01:00:38.501 I should never have been born a man. 1004 01:00:38.542 --> 01:00:42.084 I would have been better off as a seagull or a fish. 1005 01:00:43.126 --> 01:00:45.376 I'm a stranger. 1006 01:00:45.417 --> 01:00:50.376 I don't belong here or there or anywhere. 1007 01:00:50.417 --> 01:00:53.542 All I ever do is want, and nobody wants me back. 1008 01:00:53.584 --> 01:00:57.501 Are you trying to steal Patrick from me? 1009 01:00:57.542 --> 01:01:00.542 I'm just trying to show Patrick who he is. 1010 01:01:00.584 --> 01:01:04.042 If I can't be me, maybe he can be him. 1011 01:01:07.251 --> 01:01:08.751 There. 1012 01:01:15.417 --> 01:01:20.876 And, uh, who do I have the pleasure? 1013 01:01:20.917 --> 01:01:22.001 Oh, Patrick. 1014 01:01:22.042 --> 01:01:23.751 Patrick. 1015 01:01:23.792 --> 01:01:25.292 I'm Brian. 1016 01:01:27.376 --> 01:01:29.501 - Brian? - Mm-hmm. 1017 01:01:29.542 --> 01:01:30.959 Brian Briggs. 1018 01:01:31.001 --> 01:01:33.084 I think you know my friend Cleo. 1019 01:01:37.251 --> 01:01:42.459 Oh, uh, one more thing, your bow tie. 1020 01:01:42.501 --> 01:01:43.709 Oh, it's supposed to be -- 1021 01:01:43.751 --> 01:01:45.292 It's supposed to be -- 1022 01:01:47.709 --> 01:01:49.626 - It's a look. - Mm-hmm. 1023 01:01:55.334 --> 01:01:57.001 I'm in love. 1024 01:01:57.042 --> 01:01:59.542 I'm on fire. I'm cold. 1025 01:01:59.584 --> 01:02:03.501 You just never begin to amaze me. 1026 01:02:03.542 --> 01:02:06.376 I don't think I'll ever quite get over you. 1027 01:02:10.209 --> 01:02:11.626 Brian? 1028 01:02:11.667 --> 01:02:12.959 Hey, there you are. 1029 01:02:13.001 --> 01:02:16.251 Oh, my God, you made it. 1030 01:02:16.292 --> 01:02:18.834 This is my friend Patrick I was telling you about. 1031 01:02:18.876 --> 01:02:21.376 Yeah, we've already met. 1032 01:02:21.417 --> 01:02:27.167 See, good times for a change. 1033 01:02:27.209 --> 01:02:28.917 Top of the hour, 1034 01:02:28.959 --> 01:02:31.167 Come with me. 1035 01:02:36.334 --> 01:02:38.167 What did I miss? 1036 01:02:47.167 --> 01:02:48.751 You're listening to KISS 101's 1037 01:02:48.792 --> 01:02:51.001 full Morrissey meltdown. 1038 01:02:51.042 --> 01:02:52.376 It's the top of the hour, Denver, 1039 01:02:52.417 --> 01:02:53.751 and you know what that means. 1040 01:02:53.792 --> 01:02:55.084 The lines are now open. 1041 01:02:55.126 --> 01:02:56.626 And we have a caller. 1042 01:02:56.667 --> 01:02:57.792 Hello. 1043 01:02:57.834 --> 01:03:01.459 Hi, my name's Cleo. 1044 01:03:01.501 --> 01:03:06.251 And I just wanted to say thank you 1045 01:03:06.292 --> 01:03:10.542 to the charming man holding the radio station hostage. 1046 01:03:10.584 --> 01:03:14.542 A thank you from all of us, right, guys? 1047 01:03:18.334 --> 01:03:22.001 You're going to go down in musical history. 1048 01:03:22.042 --> 01:03:27.292 And one more thing, I have a special request. 1049 01:03:37.751 --> 01:03:41.417 ♪ Is it wrong to want to live on your own? ♪ 1050 01:03:41.459 --> 01:03:45.501 ♪ No, it's not wrong, but I must know ♪ 1051 01:03:45.542 --> 01:03:49.334 ♪ How can someone so young ♪ 1052 01:03:49.376 --> 01:03:53.834 ♪ Sing words so sad? ♪ 1053 01:03:53.876 --> 01:03:57.584 ♪ Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow ♪ 1054 01:03:57.626 --> 01:04:01.084 ♪ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear ♪ 1055 01:04:01.126 --> 01:04:04.209 ♪ And don't go home tonight ♪ 1056 01:04:04.251 --> 01:04:09.251 ♪ Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1057 01:04:09.292 --> 01:04:14.376 ♪ The one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1058 01:04:19.834 --> 01:04:23.792 ♪ Is it wrong not to always be glad? ♪ 1059 01:04:23.834 --> 01:04:27.376 ♪ No, it's not wrong, but I must add ♪ 1060 01:04:27.417 --> 01:04:31.417 ♪ How can someone so young ♪ 1061 01:04:31.459 --> 01:04:35.834 ♪ Sing words so sad? ♪ 1062 01:04:35.876 --> 01:04:39.501 Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow 1063 01:04:39.542 --> 01:04:43.376 ♪ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear ♪ 1064 01:04:43.417 --> 01:04:46.376 ♪ And don't go home tonight ♪ 1065 01:04:46.417 --> 01:04:50.959 ♪ Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1066 01:04:51.001 --> 01:04:52.501 ♪ The one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1067 01:04:52.542 --> 01:04:53.751 Be drunk always. 1068 01:04:53.792 --> 01:04:56.209 Nothing else matters. 1069 01:04:56.251 --> 01:04:59.792 And I'm sorry I tried to break your face. 1070 01:04:59.834 --> 01:05:01.042 That's okay. 1071 01:05:01.084 --> 01:05:02.959 I'm completely unpredictable, 1072 01:05:03.001 --> 01:05:04.709 especially on Friday. 1073 01:05:06.959 --> 01:05:08.667 ♪ Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow ♪ 1074 01:05:08.709 --> 01:05:10.542 I think we should go. 1075 01:05:10.584 --> 01:05:13.917 ♪ La, la, la, la-la, la-la, la ♪ 1076 01:05:13.959 --> 01:05:18.084 ♪ Throw your homework onto the fire ♪ 1077 01:05:18.126 --> 01:05:21.876 ♪ Come out and find the one that you love ♪ 1078 01:05:21.917 --> 01:05:25.626 ♪ Come out and find the one you love ♪ 1079 01:05:37.626 --> 01:05:39.501 These things are ridiculous. 1080 01:05:43.126 --> 01:05:46.084 What do you say we get some air, circulate the self-pity? 1081 01:05:48.209 --> 01:05:51.209 Hey. 1082 01:05:51.251 --> 01:05:52.584 Check this out. 1083 01:05:59.584 --> 01:06:04.251 You're like Bonnie and Clyde, except without Bonnie. 1084 01:06:04.292 --> 01:06:06.417 Her name is Cleo. 1085 01:06:06.459 --> 01:06:08.084 The girl who called in? 1086 01:06:08.126 --> 01:06:11.084 Yeah, she, uh, comes into the store I work at 1087 01:06:11.126 --> 01:06:12.751 to steal tapes. 1088 01:06:15.084 --> 01:06:16.834 You're in love with her, 1089 01:06:16.876 --> 01:06:19.584 but you think she doesn't notice you. 1090 01:06:19.626 --> 01:06:21.626 You're just the guy she uses to get her fix, 1091 01:06:21.667 --> 01:06:24.542 and that's it. 1092 01:06:24.584 --> 01:06:27.042 Pretty much. 1093 01:06:27.084 --> 01:06:29.292 Yeah, I know the feeling. 1094 01:06:29.334 --> 01:06:31.751 Can you imagine how many hot metal chicks out there 1095 01:06:31.792 --> 01:06:34.167 listen to my show every week? 1096 01:06:34.209 --> 01:06:37.542 They listen next to their mullet-headed boyfriends. 1097 01:06:37.584 --> 01:06:40.876 Guys like you and me, we provide the fantasy. 1098 01:06:40.917 --> 01:06:42.876 We're not real to them. 1099 01:06:42.917 --> 01:06:46.959 But that girl did call in. 1100 01:06:47.001 --> 01:06:50.626 She was talking directly to you. 1101 01:06:50.667 --> 01:06:54.084 So what do I do? 1102 01:06:54.126 --> 01:06:56.709 I'd dedicate a song to her. 1103 01:06:56.751 --> 01:06:58.251 That's just me. 1104 01:07:02.667 --> 01:07:03.917 What about you? 1105 01:07:03.959 --> 01:07:06.417 You married, got a girlfriend? 1106 01:07:09.626 --> 01:07:12.251 Yeah, I was married. 1107 01:07:12.292 --> 01:07:15.959 But she left me. 1108 01:07:16.001 --> 01:07:18.709 About a year ago. 1109 01:07:18.751 --> 01:07:21.251 Same day "Master of Puppets" came out. 1110 01:07:24.292 --> 01:07:30.292 I had it on super loud in my headphones all day. 1111 01:07:30.334 --> 01:07:32.209 I didn't even hear her leave. 1112 01:07:35.417 --> 01:07:37.542 There I was in thrash nirvana, 1113 01:07:37.584 --> 01:07:42.459 no idea that the love of my life was about to rip my guts out. 1114 01:07:42.501 --> 01:07:47.126 I haven't been able to listen to that album since. 1115 01:07:47.167 --> 01:07:50.042 How long were you together? 1116 01:07:50.084 --> 01:07:53.709 Since high school. 1117 01:07:53.751 --> 01:07:55.417 Why did you break up? 1118 01:07:58.709 --> 01:08:02.542 I guess the metal lifestyle just wasn't for her. 1119 01:08:02.584 --> 01:08:06.959 And she hated that I worked nights. 1120 01:08:09.376 --> 01:08:13.376 We just grew apart. 1121 01:08:13.417 --> 01:08:15.751 She grew up and I didn't. 1122 01:08:22.209 --> 01:08:25.292 Denver. 1123 01:08:25.334 --> 01:08:28.459 Don't forget the songs that made you cry 1124 01:08:28.501 --> 01:08:30.792 or the songs that saved your lives. 1125 01:08:32.209 --> 01:08:33.792 You may be crying for more metal, 1126 01:08:33.834 --> 01:08:36.751 but through those tears, 1127 01:08:36.792 --> 01:08:40.167 we must open our hearts and our ears. 1128 01:08:40.209 --> 01:08:44.501 Sometimes salvation is louder than bombs. 1129 01:08:57.667 --> 01:09:00.376 One last stop. 1130 01:09:00.417 --> 01:09:02.042 Oh, not the sketchy gay bar. 1131 01:09:02.084 --> 01:09:03.917 Billy's not getting on that bus tomorrow 1132 01:09:03.959 --> 01:09:06.792 without a proper after-hours send off. 1133 01:09:06.834 --> 01:09:10.084 We will never get in. 1134 01:09:10.126 --> 01:09:15.667 Hey, pull up to my bumper, baby. 1135 01:09:15.709 --> 01:09:17.376 How old are you? 1136 01:09:17.417 --> 01:09:19.542 He's old enough to join Reagan's army. 1137 01:09:19.584 --> 01:09:21.084 - Come on. - Yeah, hear, hear. 1138 01:09:21.126 --> 01:09:24.917 - That's right. - Let us in. 1139 01:09:24.959 --> 01:09:26.376 Well, night clubbers... 1140 01:09:28.042 --> 01:09:29.667 Welcome to The Exit. 1141 01:09:29.709 --> 01:09:36.834 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 1142 01:09:51.417 --> 01:09:54.334 Ready for a few gay boys in bondage? 1143 01:09:54.376 --> 01:09:55.542 Yeah. 1144 01:09:55.584 --> 01:09:56.834 Come on. I'll protect you. 1145 01:09:56.876 --> 01:10:00.126 ♪ You in your false securities ♪ 1146 01:10:00.167 --> 01:10:03.459 ♪ Tear up my life, condemning me ♪ 1147 01:10:03.501 --> 01:10:06.876 ♪ Name me an illness, call me a sin ♪ 1148 01:10:06.917 --> 01:10:10.167 ♪ Never feel guilty, never give in ♪ 1149 01:10:10.209 --> 01:10:17.042 ♪ Tell me why? ♪ 1150 01:10:17.126 --> 01:10:23.625 ♪ Tell me why? ♪ 1151 01:10:23.709 --> 01:10:27.459 ♪ Tell me why? ♪ 1152 01:10:27.501 --> 01:10:29.001 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1153 01:10:55.251 --> 01:10:59.084 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1154 01:10:59.126 --> 01:11:02.626 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1155 01:11:02.667 --> 01:11:06.001 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1156 01:11:06.042 --> 01:11:09.542 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1157 01:11:09.584 --> 01:11:13.042 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1158 01:11:13.084 --> 01:11:16.542 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1159 01:11:16.584 --> 01:11:19.959 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1160 01:11:20.001 --> 01:11:23.501 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1161 01:11:23.542 --> 01:11:26.834 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1162 01:11:26.876 --> 01:11:30.292 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1163 01:11:30.334 --> 01:11:33.751 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1164 01:11:33.792 --> 01:11:37.042 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1165 01:11:37.084 --> 01:11:40.459 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1166 01:11:40.501 --> 01:11:43.542 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1167 01:11:56.084 --> 01:11:58.084 Why are you looking so sad, sweetie? 1168 01:12:08.209 --> 01:12:10.209 The Smiths broke up. 1169 01:12:14.167 --> 01:12:15.834 Is that all? 1170 01:12:15.876 --> 01:12:20.001 ♪ Can you tell me why? ♪ 1171 01:12:20.042 --> 01:12:21.709 So this is it, huh? 1172 01:12:21.751 --> 01:12:24.834 Their last album. 1173 01:12:24.876 --> 01:12:26.084 It'll join the ranks 1174 01:12:26.126 --> 01:12:28.334 of some great last's -- 1175 01:12:28.376 --> 01:12:32.167 "Let It Be," "In Through the Out Door," 1176 01:12:32.209 --> 01:12:35.001 "L.A. Woman." 1177 01:12:35.042 --> 01:12:37.917 Ozzy's last album with Sabbath "Never Say Die." 1178 01:12:37.959 --> 01:12:39.501 Although "Heaven and Hell" kicked ass, 1179 01:12:39.542 --> 01:12:42.334 I will be an Ozzy man until the day I die. 1180 01:12:44.584 --> 01:12:45.792 I could go on and on. 1181 01:12:45.834 --> 01:12:47.334 "Raw Power." 1182 01:12:47.876 --> 01:12:50.126 Uh, uh. 1183 01:12:53.167 --> 01:12:54.959 "Too Much, Too Soon." 1184 01:12:55.001 --> 01:12:56.376 Oh, that's New York Dolls' album. 1185 01:12:56.417 --> 01:12:58.084 Protopunks in ugly drag. 1186 01:12:58.126 --> 01:13:01.084 Best fucking band ever. 1187 01:13:01.126 --> 01:13:02.917 You know, when he was like 15, 1188 01:13:02.959 --> 01:13:04.459 Morrissey appointed himself 1189 01:13:04.501 --> 01:13:07.709 head of the New York Dolls UK fanclub. 1190 01:13:07.751 --> 01:13:09.876 I don't think they ever even knew. 1191 01:13:09.917 --> 01:13:14.334 Well, I hope he knows how much that means to you. 1192 01:13:27.959 --> 01:13:33.751 ♪ The death of a disco dancer ♪ 1193 01:13:33.792 --> 01:13:39.876 ♪ Well, it happens a lot 'round here ♪ 1194 01:13:39.917 --> 01:13:42.709 ♪ And if you think peace is a common goal ♪ 1195 01:13:42.751 --> 01:13:48.292 ♪ That goes to show how little you know ♪ 1196 01:13:50.876 --> 01:13:56.501 ♪ The death of a disco dancer ♪ 1197 01:13:56.542 --> 01:14:02.126 ♪ Well, I'd rather not get involved ♪ 1198 01:14:02.167 --> 01:14:05.001 ♪ I never talk to my neighbor ♪ 1199 01:14:05.042 --> 01:14:11.209 ♪ I'd rather not get involved ♪ 1200 01:14:19.751 --> 01:14:29.250 ♪ Love, peace and harmony? ♪ 1201 01:14:30.209 --> 01:14:32.834 ♪ Oh, very nice, Very nice ♪ 1202 01:14:32.876 --> 01:14:35.792 ♪ Very nice, Very nice ♪ 1203 01:14:35.834 --> 01:14:41.167 ♪ Maybe in the next world ♪ 1204 01:14:47.667 --> 01:14:53.125 ♪ The next world ♪ 1205 01:14:58.417 --> 01:15:00.001 Oh, look who it is, the four faggy friends. 1206 01:15:00.042 --> 01:15:03.084 See, I told you this is where the freaks hang out. 1207 01:15:05.876 --> 01:15:07.542 Look at this one. This one dresses like a dyke. 1208 01:15:08.876 --> 01:15:11.042 Eat some modified Madonna tomboy look, 1209 01:15:11.084 --> 01:15:12.292 you fucking asshole. 1210 01:15:12.334 --> 01:15:13.792 Fuck her up, man. 1211 01:15:17.501 --> 01:15:19.709 Hey! No! 1212 01:15:19.751 --> 01:15:24.001 Get off of him. 1213 01:15:24.042 --> 01:15:25.251 I got this. 1214 01:15:36.792 --> 01:15:38.501 Come here. 1215 01:15:38.542 --> 01:15:40.917 No, let him go! 1216 01:15:40.959 --> 01:15:43.709 I'm sick and tired of all this bullshit. 1217 01:16:02.751 --> 01:16:05.417 Nice right hook there, Demolition Man. 1218 01:16:11.876 --> 01:16:13.626 Are we going to be all right? 1219 01:16:15.917 --> 01:16:18.917 I'll always be on your side. 1220 01:16:46.167 --> 01:16:49.501 That's for me, isn't it? 1221 01:16:49.542 --> 01:16:53.084 Last mile's the hardest mile. 1222 01:16:53.126 --> 01:16:56.126 I think I'm ready to make that dedication. 1223 01:16:57.542 --> 01:16:59.751 News flash, new-wavers, 1224 01:16:59.792 --> 01:17:01.417 The intrepid Denver Police Department 1225 01:17:01.459 --> 01:17:03.084 has arrived to end the siege of this station 1226 01:17:03.126 --> 01:17:06.001 by a deranged and angry young Smiths' fan. 1227 01:17:06.042 --> 01:17:07.292 No! 1228 01:17:07.334 --> 01:17:08.876 And I must say, 1229 01:17:08.917 --> 01:17:10.667 it has been amazing to see the gathering 1230 01:17:10.709 --> 01:17:12.376 of the faithful outside this station. 1231 01:17:12.417 --> 01:17:15.292 What? 1232 01:17:15.334 --> 01:17:16.834 There's a murky river 1233 01:17:16.876 --> 01:17:18.459 of musical history running through these songs, 1234 01:17:18.501 --> 01:17:20.126 from Bo Diddley to Bowie, 1235 01:17:20.167 --> 01:17:22.584 from Presley and Sinatra, 1236 01:17:22.626 --> 01:17:24.334 to the Dolls and T.Rex, 1237 01:17:24.376 --> 01:17:27.292 from Motown all the way to Manchester. 1238 01:17:29.251 --> 01:17:31.042 Tonight, two musical cultures 1239 01:17:31.084 --> 01:17:33.209 reached across the divide to each other, 1240 01:17:33.251 --> 01:17:35.917 and it seems that in these uncertain times 1241 01:17:35.959 --> 01:17:38.459 of chaos and fear, 1242 01:17:38.501 --> 01:17:41.667 a song can still save your life, 1243 01:17:41.709 --> 01:17:43.334 it's all or nothing with The Smiths 1244 01:17:43.376 --> 01:17:44.459 and those that love them. 1245 01:17:44.501 --> 01:17:45.459 It is life and death. 1246 01:17:45.501 --> 01:17:47.584 It's music full of love and hate 1247 01:17:47.626 --> 01:17:50.084 and passions just like ours. 1248 01:17:53.334 --> 01:17:57.959 And all these kids out there, they sing for them. 1249 01:18:03.376 --> 01:18:05.459 There's history in this music, 1250 01:18:05.501 --> 01:18:07.959 and there's history happening right here, right now, 1251 01:18:08.001 --> 01:18:12.251 I can't believe this, but yes, folks, it's true. 1252 01:18:12.292 --> 01:18:13.959 The queen is dead. 1253 01:18:17.876 --> 01:18:19.709 Long live The Smiths. 1254 01:18:22.292 --> 01:18:26.459 Oh, before I sign off. 1255 01:18:26.501 --> 01:18:31.042 Here's one more song for that sweet and tender hooligan. 1256 01:18:31.084 --> 01:18:34.167 He wanted me to dedicate it to a very special shoplifter 1257 01:18:34.209 --> 01:18:37.501 out there somewhere. 1258 01:18:37.542 --> 01:18:39.709 You know who you are. 1259 01:19:06.042 --> 01:19:12.251 ♪ I am the son and the heir ♪ 1260 01:19:14.126 --> 01:19:18.626 ♪ Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar ♪ 1261 01:19:18.667 --> 01:19:22.042 ♪ I am the son and heir ♪ 1262 01:19:22.084 --> 01:19:24.667 ♪ Of nothing in particular ♪ 1263 01:19:28.667 --> 01:19:30.959 ♪ You shut your mouth ♪ 1264 01:19:31.001 --> 01:19:33.667 ♪ How can you say ♪ 1265 01:19:33.709 --> 01:19:36.251 ♪ I go about things the wrong way? ♪ 1266 01:19:36.292 --> 01:19:42.209 ♪ I am human and I need to be loved ♪ 1267 01:19:42.251 --> 01:19:47.001 ♪ Just like everybody else does ♪ 1268 01:20:06.334 --> 01:20:13.334 ♪ I am the son and the heir ♪ 1269 01:20:14.417 --> 01:20:18.751 ♪ Of a shyness that was criminally vulgar ♪ 1270 01:20:18.792 --> 01:20:22.417 ♪ I am the son and heir ♪ 1271 01:20:22.459 --> 01:20:24.459 ♪ Of nothing in particular ♪ 1272 01:20:29.251 --> 01:20:33.751 ♪ You shut your mouth, how can you say ♪ 1273 01:20:33.792 --> 01:20:36.417 ♪ I go about things the wrong way? ♪ 1274 01:20:36.459 --> 01:20:42.626 ♪ I am human and I need to be loved ♪ 1275 01:20:42.667 --> 01:20:44.001 ♪ Just like everybody else does ♪ 1276 01:20:44.042 --> 01:20:47.792 - Hey, can you take our picture? - Sure. 1277 01:20:47.834 --> 01:20:49.084 Thank you. 1278 01:21:04.417 --> 01:21:06.042 The meetings between the group members 1279 01:21:06.084 --> 01:21:07.501 were very accidental. 1280 01:21:07.542 --> 01:21:09.376 It was also a very barren time 1281 01:21:09.417 --> 01:21:11.376 when everybody seemed to be lost, 1282 01:21:11.417 --> 01:21:15.001 and the vile elements were taking over. 1283 01:21:19.417 --> 01:21:22.542 Four strangers cannot simply huddle together 1284 01:21:22.584 --> 01:21:24.209 and do what we do. 1285 01:21:24.251 --> 01:21:26.042 And whatever happens, 1286 01:21:26.084 --> 01:21:27.667 well, there has to be some kind 1287 01:21:27.709 --> 01:21:31.376 of mystical communion between them and some bond. 1288 01:21:35.209 --> 01:21:37.209 But with the Smiths on another level, 1289 01:21:37.251 --> 01:21:39.709 I really do think it is true. 1290 01:21:39.751 --> 01:21:44.001 I think this is really more or less the end of the story. 1291 01:22:49.709 --> 01:22:51.792 I came to bail you out, 1292 01:22:51.834 --> 01:22:54.417 stole all this money, and everything. 1293 01:22:54.459 --> 01:22:56.626 Mickey won't press charges. 1294 01:22:56.667 --> 01:22:58.626 Some revolution. 1295 01:22:58.667 --> 01:23:00.834 Bunch of freaks spent the night in the parking lot. 1296 01:23:00.876 --> 01:23:02.376 Should have been on the front page, 1297 01:23:02.417 --> 01:23:07.042 but by tomorrow, it'll be like it never happened. 1298 01:23:07.084 --> 01:23:09.126 I'll never forget it. 1299 01:23:12.376 --> 01:23:14.792 Come on, you look like you need a ride. 1300 01:23:14.834 --> 01:23:17.167 Where are you going? 1301 01:23:17.209 --> 01:23:18.709 I don't know. Where are you going? 1302 01:23:18.751 --> 01:23:20.626 Anywhere. 1303 01:23:20.667 --> 01:23:22.042 Anywhere? 1304 01:23:22.084 --> 01:23:25.084 Take me anywhere. I don't care. 1305 01:24:02.917 --> 01:24:06.251 ♪ Learn to love me ♪ 1306 01:24:06.292 --> 01:24:09.251 ♪ Assemble the ways ♪ 1307 01:24:09.292 --> 01:24:15.167 ♪ Now, today, tomorrow and always ♪ 1308 01:24:15.209 --> 01:24:20.834 ♪ My only weakness is a listed crime ♪ 1309 01:24:20.876 --> 01:24:26.626 ♪ My only weakness is, well, never mind, never mind, oh ♪ 1310 01:24:26.959 --> 01:24:31.501 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1311 01:24:31.542 --> 01:24:35.126 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1312 01:24:35.167 --> 01:24:38.376 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1313 01:24:38.417 --> 01:24:43.209 ♪ Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ♪ 1314 01:24:44.042 --> 01:24:49.001 ♪ Learn to love me and assemble the ways ♪ 1315 01:24:49.042 --> 01:24:53.209 ♪ Now, today, tomorrow, and always ♪ 1316 01:24:55.209 --> 01:25:00.126 ♪ My only weakness is a listed crime ♪ 1317 01:25:00.167 --> 01:25:02.834 ♪ But last night the plans for a future war ♪ 1318 01:25:02.876 --> 01:25:06.501 ♪ Was all I saw on Channel Four ♪ 1319 01:25:06.542 --> 01:25:11.126 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1320 01:25:11.167 --> 01:25:15.126 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1321 01:25:15.167 --> 01:25:18.001 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1322 01:25:18.042 --> 01:25:22.834 ♪ Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ♪ 1323 01:26:08.751 --> 01:26:11.376 ♪ A heartless hand on my shoulder ♪ 1324 01:26:11.417 --> 01:26:13.334 ♪ A push and it's over ♪ 1325 01:26:13.376 --> 01:26:15.751 ♪ Alabaster crashes down ♪ 1326 01:26:15.792 --> 01:26:18.001 ♪ Six months is a long time ♪ 1327 01:26:18.042 --> 01:26:22.001 ♪ Tried living in the real world instead of a shell ♪ 1328 01:26:22.042 --> 01:26:24.751 ♪ But before I began ♪ 1329 01:26:24.792 --> 01:26:30.251 ♪ I was bored before I even began ♪ 1330 01:26:30.292 --> 01:26:34.792 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1331 01:26:34.834 --> 01:26:38.751 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1332 01:26:38.792 --> 01:26:43.417 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1333 01:26:43.459 --> 01:26:47.417 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1334 01:26:47.459 --> 01:26:52.084 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1335 01:26:52.126 --> 01:26:56.167 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1336 01:26:56.209 --> 01:26:59.042 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1337 01:26:59.084 --> 01:27:03.584 ♪ Take over ♪♪