1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:52,376 Good evening, metal heads, 4 00:00:52,417 --> 00:00:55,501 Full Metal Mickey here with you on KISS 101 FM, 5 00:00:55,542 --> 00:00:57,376 all the way through to the wee hours 6 00:00:57,417 --> 00:00:59,626 with my monthly metal marathon. 7 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:03,917 Just me, you, and megawatts of metal! 8 00:01:03,959 --> 00:01:06,167 Bang your heads, Denver. 9 00:01:12,917 --> 00:01:14,292 ♪ Screams break the silence ♪ 10 00:01:16,084 --> 00:01:19,251 ♪ Waking from the dead of night ♪ 11 00:01:19,292 --> 00:01:22,584 ♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪ 12 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:25,917 ♪ He's returned to kill the light ♪ 13 00:01:52,084 --> 00:01:54,751 ♪ Years spent in torment ♪ 14 00:01:54,792 --> 00:01:58,626 ♪ Buried in a nameless grave ♪ 15 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:01,751 ♪ Now he has risen ♪ 16 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:05,209 ♪ Miracles would have to save ♪ 17 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:11,251 ♪ Those that the beast is looking for ♪ 18 00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:16,667 ♪ Listen in awe and you'll hear him ♪ 19 00:02:16,709 --> 00:02:21,209 ♪ Bark at the moon ♪ 20 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:24,542 ♪ Hey, yeah, bark at the moon ♪ 21 00:02:31,834 --> 00:02:33,792 ♪ Sweetness, sweetness ♪ 22 00:02:33,834 --> 00:02:36,334 ♪ I was only joking ♪ 23 00:02:36,376 --> 00:02:38,751 ♪ When I said I'd like to ♪ 24 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:43,751 ♪ Smash every tooth in your head ♪ 25 00:02:44,751 --> 00:02:46,209 ♪ Oh ♪ 26 00:02:46,251 --> 00:02:48,792 ♪ Sweetness, sweetness ♪ 27 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:51,792 ♪ I was only joking when I said ♪ 28 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:57,001 ♪ By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed ♪ 29 00:02:58,834 --> 00:03:01,709 ♪ And now I know how Joan of Arc felt ♪ 30 00:03:01,751 --> 00:03:06,626 ♪ Now I know how Joan of Arc felt ♪ 31 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:09,584 ♪ As the flames rose to her Roman nose ♪ 32 00:03:09,626 --> 00:03:13,751 ♪ And her Walkman started to melt ♪ 33 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:43,167 Hey, I'm going out. 34 00:03:45,334 --> 00:03:47,792 Mom. 35 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:49,334 Helen! 36 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:54,584 Dave Kendall here with the music news, 37 00:03:54,626 --> 00:03:57,626 First up, a breaking story from the U.K. 38 00:03:57,667 --> 00:04:00,251 After months of speculation in the press, 39 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:02,584 The Smiths have officially gone under. 40 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:07,334 The Smiths, one of the all time greats, 41 00:04:07,376 --> 00:04:10,209 strange ways, there they go. 42 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:13,792 No! 43 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:19,459 Formed in Manchester in 1982, 44 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:21,792 The Smiths swiftly became the voice 45 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:23,542 of a doomed generation. 46 00:04:23,584 --> 00:04:25,667 They emerged into the uncertain arena 47 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:27,376 of early '80s Britain 48 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:29,126 like a fully formed gang, 49 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:31,334 and invited you to join. 50 00:04:31,376 --> 00:04:33,876 I feel The Smiths create their world 51 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:35,376 and not many groups do that. 52 00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:38,292 And you can either go in or you can say no. 53 00:04:38,334 --> 00:04:39,917 And it's your choice, really. 54 00:04:39,959 --> 00:04:42,417 We wanted to ditch everything that people 55 00:04:42,459 --> 00:04:45,084 superficially think is rock 'n' roll -- 56 00:04:45,126 --> 00:04:47,834 leather trousers and long hair and drugs. 57 00:04:47,876 --> 00:04:50,376 We had something that no one else could really grasp, 58 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:52,417 which was, like, totally ours exclusively. 59 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,667 Do you have many friends? 60 00:04:53,709 --> 00:04:55,334 No, I don't. 61 00:04:57,876 --> 00:04:59,042 Those that you have, 62 00:04:59,084 --> 00:05:00,959 are they in the music industry? 63 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,876 They're in the group. They're in The Smiths. 64 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:04,626 So The Smiths are your only friends? 65 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:06,251 As far as I can see, yeah. 66 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,084 Hey, Cleo. 67 00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:47,417 Hey, Nick Cave. What did we talk about? 68 00:05:47,459 --> 00:05:49,876 No depressing crap in the store. 69 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,251 The Smiths just broke up. 70 00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:53,167 Oh, maybe because they called their record 71 00:05:53,209 --> 00:05:54,209 "The World Won't Listen." 72 00:05:54,251 --> 00:05:55,542 Way to go, geniuses. 73 00:05:55,584 --> 00:05:56,959 Check this out. 74 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:05,376 Can't you just picture fucking to this? 75 00:06:05,417 --> 00:06:06,667 Before you close up, 76 00:06:06,709 --> 00:06:08,292 I need you to re-price all the CDs. 77 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:12,042 And you have to check the security strips. 78 00:06:12,084 --> 00:06:14,542 All of them? All the CDs. 79 00:06:14,584 --> 00:06:17,167 Wait a minute. 80 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:19,959 Yes, all of them. 81 00:06:20,001 --> 00:06:21,834 And the tapes. 82 00:06:21,876 --> 00:06:23,584 Kids keep peeling them off. 83 00:06:23,626 --> 00:06:25,334 You know what? 84 00:06:25,376 --> 00:06:27,251 If you did your job for like two seconds, 85 00:06:27,292 --> 00:06:30,001 instead of daydreaming about Depressed Mode, 86 00:06:30,042 --> 00:06:32,542 half of my stock wouldn't be walking out of here every day. 87 00:06:32,584 --> 00:06:35,251 I'm only making money on sunglasses now 88 00:06:35,292 --> 00:06:38,334 KISS 101, the rock of Denver. 89 00:06:38,376 --> 00:06:40,251 How can you stand it? 90 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:42,709 There are times I could murder him. 91 00:06:42,751 --> 00:06:46,084 Dean. Dean. 92 00:06:46,126 --> 00:06:49,167 Dean. 93 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,626 It's not loaded. 94 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:53,084 Just to scare the shoplifters. 95 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:03,417 So what do we do now? 96 00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:08,001 Our music died today, and nobody even cares. 97 00:07:12,251 --> 00:07:14,542 I wish there was a way to get all the posers in this town 98 00:07:14,584 --> 00:07:17,209 to take notice. 99 00:07:17,251 --> 00:07:19,209 You know, The Smiths may be dead, 100 00:07:19,251 --> 00:07:21,459 but all the albums are still here, 101 00:07:21,501 --> 00:07:24,792 all the records, seven-inch singles, 12-inches, 102 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:27,459 We have all those great bootlegs. 103 00:07:27,501 --> 00:07:30,459 That'll be here forever. 104 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:32,709 No one can ever take it away from us. 105 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:45,334 I hope you're right. 106 00:07:47,251 --> 00:07:50,167 So you want to hang out? 107 00:07:50,209 --> 00:07:52,167 I can close up early. 108 00:07:53,709 --> 00:07:55,292 Mm. 109 00:07:55,334 --> 00:07:57,667 My friend is going off to basic training tomorrow, 110 00:07:57,709 --> 00:08:02,667 and everyone is in town for the weekend to say goodbye. 111 00:08:02,709 --> 00:08:04,167 So... 112 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,667 You know of any good parties? 113 00:08:06,709 --> 00:08:08,542 Me? No. 114 00:08:08,584 --> 00:08:09,792 I was gonna stay in, maybe, 115 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:10,959 and make you a tape of this new band 116 00:08:11,001 --> 00:08:12,209 from Manchester. 117 00:08:12,251 --> 00:08:14,042 New band from Manchester? 118 00:08:14,084 --> 00:08:16,792 Oh, sacrilege. 119 00:08:16,834 --> 00:08:18,542 - Happy Mondays. - Happy. 120 00:08:18,584 --> 00:08:21,251 Oh, I hate them already. 121 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,126 - I did have another idea. - What is it? 122 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:26,542 Something that would go down in musical history. 123 00:08:26,584 --> 00:08:29,167 But I can't tell you what it is. 124 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,501 Yeah? 125 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:32,209 Impress me. 126 00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:41,042 ♪ Learn to love me, assemble the ways ♪ 127 00:08:41,084 --> 00:08:45,876 ♪ Now, today, tomorrow, and always ♪ 128 00:08:47,084 --> 00:08:52,709 ♪ My only weakness is a listed crime ♪ 129 00:08:52,751 --> 00:08:57,292 ♪ My only weakness is, well, never mind, never mind, ♪ 130 00:08:57,334 --> 00:08:58,834 ♪ Oh ♪ 131 00:08:58,876 --> 00:09:03,459 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 132 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:07,334 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 133 00:09:07,376 --> 00:09:10,126 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 134 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:15,959 ♪ Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ♪ 135 00:09:16,001 --> 00:09:20,334 ♪ Learn to love me and assemble the ways ♪ 136 00:09:20,376 --> 00:09:23,209 Aah! 137 00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:32,167 Billy, that rude girl is here. 138 00:09:32,209 --> 00:09:34,001 Damn it, ma. 139 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:35,251 Damn it, yourself. 140 00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:36,709 She's just sitting out there beeping. 141 00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:38,334 Who does that sort of thing? 142 00:09:38,376 --> 00:09:40,542 - Don't be out too late. - I know. 143 00:09:40,584 --> 00:09:42,709 - Big day tomorrow. - I know. 144 00:09:42,751 --> 00:09:44,667 We're just so proud of you, son. 145 00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:47,584 Okay, I got to go. 146 00:09:47,626 --> 00:09:50,334 ♪ World ♪ 147 00:09:50,376 --> 00:09:53,626 Nice buzzcut, G.I. Jerkoff. 148 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:58,709 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 149 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,334 I don't understand how The Smiths can break up, 150 00:10:03,376 --> 00:10:06,209 but we live in a world where Wang Chung 151 00:10:06,251 --> 00:10:08,126 and Mr. Mister still exist. 152 00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:09,584 Or Flock of Seagulls. 153 00:10:09,626 --> 00:10:13,251 Yeah. 154 00:10:13,292 --> 00:10:15,334 I got you a present. 155 00:10:15,376 --> 00:10:16,667 Oh, sweet. 156 00:10:16,709 --> 00:10:19,709 What is it? Black Flag, Misfits? 157 00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:22,459 - Yeah. - Wait, did you steal these? 158 00:10:22,501 --> 00:10:25,459 But I told you I wanted to go with you. 159 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:30,167 Dean only lets me steal when I'm in there alone. 160 00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:32,542 Okay, well, you can have these back. 161 00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:34,876 Oh my God. You're such a square. 162 00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:36,167 What? 163 00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:38,792 Getting in character for tomorrow. 164 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:40,417 Tomorrow I become a man. 165 00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:45,251 Oh, tomorrow, you become one of them. 166 00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:47,501 Which is why I'm going to get you 167 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:50,084 as fucked up as possible tonight 168 00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:52,917 to prevent you from making 169 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:57,959 the biggest mistake of your life. 170 00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:02,209 Hi, can I help you kids find something? 171 00:11:02,251 --> 00:11:04,417 Where's the cyanide section? 172 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,167 If you're so miserable here, 173 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,084 why don't you do something about it? 174 00:11:10,126 --> 00:11:12,959 Apply to a better college, go start a band, 175 00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:15,251 make a choice on something. 176 00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:20,376 Oh, you'd make a great flight attendant. 177 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:23,084 I want to do something different. 178 00:11:23,126 --> 00:11:25,542 I don't want to be like everyone else. 179 00:11:34,501 --> 00:11:36,501 Is it too much? 180 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,959 You can never be overdressed or overeducated. 181 00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:41,417 Your bowtie isn't tied. 182 00:11:41,459 --> 00:11:42,834 It's a look. 183 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,376 That gay librarian look? 184 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,501 Yeah, I'm not gay. 185 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,334 - I didn't say. - Robert Smith isn't gay. 186 00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:54,876 - I didn't mean -- - Morrissey isn't gay. 187 00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:57,042 - Well... - They wear eyeliner. 188 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,834 Bowie wears eyeliner. Everyone wears eyeliner. 189 00:11:58,876 --> 00:12:00,751 Forget it. 190 00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:05,501 You look cool. 191 00:12:14,876 --> 00:12:16,292 God! 192 00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:19,459 I am so sick of being celibate. 193 00:12:21,126 --> 00:12:23,042 We made a vow. No meat, no sex. 194 00:12:23,084 --> 00:12:24,667 That was before we went to college. 195 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,501 What happens next year when you go back to England 196 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:27,751 to live with your dad, huh? 197 00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:29,792 Lots of postcards. 198 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:33,751 We've been dating since middle school. 199 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:39,334 Why are we even still together? 200 00:12:39,376 --> 00:12:41,001 Because I love you. 201 00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,501 Come on. 202 00:12:54,917 --> 00:13:00,292 ♪ Take me out tonight ♪ 203 00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:01,251 ♪ Where there's music and there's people ♪ 204 00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:02,667 Good to see you! 205 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:06,417 ♪ And they're young and alive ♪ 206 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,209 ♪ Driving in your car ♪ 207 00:13:10,251 --> 00:13:12,459 Oh, my God! 208 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:15,334 Who are you?! 209 00:13:15,376 --> 00:13:16,709 I'm me. Nobody else. 210 00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:18,042 Why did you join the Army, 211 00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:20,126 you fucking idiot? 212 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,417 Hey, uh, war's stupid. 213 00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:25,042 Come here. Touch it, though. 214 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:33,167 Do me some eyeliner. 215 00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:36,376 Alright. 216 00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:40,709 You know what's stupid? 217 00:13:40,751 --> 00:13:43,709 Is you going to London and leaving all of us behind, 218 00:13:43,751 --> 00:13:46,667 This could be the last time we ever see each other. 219 00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:47,709 Shut up. 220 00:13:47,751 --> 00:13:49,042 You guys suck. 221 00:13:49,084 --> 00:13:52,626 It's like you're breaking up the band. 222 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,167 They don't know, do they? 223 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,417 Know what? 224 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,042 They don't know it's over. 225 00:13:58,084 --> 00:13:59,459 What's over? 226 00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,709 The Smiths broke up. 227 00:14:01,751 --> 00:14:02,917 - What? - What? 228 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,251 - No. - No. 229 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:06,001 You're telling me 230 00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:08,501 I woke up hoping that everything might change for the better. 231 00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:12,834 Like, maybe today will be different, you know? 232 00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:17,001 Then I got home, and I heard the news. 233 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:20,042 A strange fear gripped me. 234 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,459 ♪ But then a strange fear gripped me ♪ 235 00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:26,251 ♪ And I just couldn't ask ♪ 236 00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:34,542 ♪ Take me out tonight ♪ 237 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,501 ♪ Oh, take me anywhere ♪ 238 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:40,751 ♪ I don't care, I don't care I don't care ♪ 239 00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:45,959 ♪ Driving in your car ♪ 240 00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,917 ♪ I never, never want to go home ♪ 241 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:52,584 ♪ Because I haven't got one, la-di-dum ♪ 242 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:55,751 ♪ Oh, I haven't got one ♪ 243 00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:59,459 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 244 00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:04,209 ♪ And if a double-decker bus ♪ 245 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:07,876 ♪ Crashes into us ♪ 246 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,334 ♪ To die by your side ♪ 247 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:13,959 ♪ Is such a heavenly way to die ♪ 248 00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:18,001 ♪ And if a 10-ton truck ♪ 249 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:22,001 ♪ Kills the both of us ♪ 250 00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:24,542 ♪ To die by your side ♪ 251 00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:28,126 ♪ Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine ♪ 252 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:32,292 ♪ Oh, there is a light and it never goes out ♪ 253 00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:33,792 Yo, it's a car full of faggots. 254 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,417 Fucking freaks. 255 00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:38,251 Your music sucks! 256 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:39,834 I'll smash every tooth in your head! 257 00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:42,417 We see you again tonight, you're dead. 258 00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:44,667 Fuck you! 259 00:15:46,459 --> 00:15:49,584 Denver, so much to answer for. 260 00:15:49,626 --> 00:15:52,459 What is the most wonderful place 261 00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:56,126 to be able to be a bedridden, deaf mute? 262 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,417 As soon as I have enough money saved up, 263 00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:01,292 I'm going to move to Paris 264 00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:03,626 and live with Bruno on the East Bank. 265 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:06,376 Oh, you mean, the left bank. 266 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,876 It'll be just like the film "Betty Blue," 267 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:11,959 except I won't go crazy in the end. 268 00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:13,084 Somebody stop her. 269 00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:14,376 I think we heard this one before. 270 00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:15,417 Shut up. 271 00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:18,042 I think it's romantic. 272 00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:22,417 Hey, Joe. 273 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,417 Little Cleo, how are you doing? 274 00:16:24,459 --> 00:16:26,417 I'm a little sad tonight, actually. 275 00:16:26,459 --> 00:16:28,042 Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that. 276 00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:29,126 How can I help you? 277 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:32,001 I think you know. 278 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:34,167 So young and so sad. 279 00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:37,917 It's such a shame when you have such a pretty smile. 280 00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:41,209 Pretty girls make graves. 281 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,126 That's what the man says. 282 00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:48,001 Good evening, metal heads. 283 00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:51,292 Full Metal Mickey here with you on KISS 101 FM, 284 00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:52,584 all the way through to the wee hours 285 00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:55,584 with my monthly metal marathon. 286 00:16:55,626 --> 00:16:59,709 Just me, you, and megawatts of metal! 287 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:01,626 Bang your heads, Denver. 288 00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:11,167 ♪ Screams break the silence ♪ 289 00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:14,917 ♪ Waking from the dead of night ♪ 290 00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:17,917 ♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪ 291 00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:21,501 ♪ Waking from the dead of night ♪ 292 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,667 ♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪ 293 00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:28,001 ♪ He's returned to kill the light ♪ 294 00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:29,959 Don't move! Put your hands up! 295 00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:33,084 Turn around, God damn it. 296 00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:35,251 Stop playing this shitty music. 297 00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:36,959 Judas fucking Priest, what do you want? 298 00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:38,459 Put your hands up. 299 00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,001 ♪ Bark at the moon ♪ 300 00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:57,876 Do hope Brian Briggs will be here tonight. 301 00:17:57,917 --> 00:18:00,584 Why Bi-Bri from Capitol Hill? 302 00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:02,959 The guy who wears tights and tuxedo jackets? 303 00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:05,001 That's the one. 304 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,792 Brian always knows where the best parties are. 305 00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:11,084 If he's not here in an hour, we'll split. 306 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,584 Are you kidding me? 307 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:27,501 - Who's that girl? - That look is so "Borderline." 308 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,209 I need to check my hair. 309 00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:35,292 Reagan cares more about UFOs 310 00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:36,876 - than he does about AIDS. - Totally. 311 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,209 He's never even said the word. 312 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,417 I know. 313 00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:40,834 - Hey, Sheila. - Hey, Babs. 314 00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:42,084 Hey, Rita. 315 00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:43,834 My brother is an act-up. 316 00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:45,042 He's already been arrested five times, 317 00:18:45,084 --> 00:18:46,334 fighting for the cause. 318 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,417 Now, that's a real American hero. 319 00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:50,417 Totally. Oliver North can suck it. 320 00:18:50,459 --> 00:18:52,542 So what are you guys doing tonight? 321 00:18:52,584 --> 00:18:54,584 We need to get Billy fucked up. 322 00:18:54,626 --> 00:18:56,417 - Ooh. - Come to Sandi's kegger. 323 00:18:56,459 --> 00:18:57,667 Her hot brother David will be there 324 00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:58,876 with a bunch of older guys. 325 00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:00,167 Okay, he's such a meathead. 326 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:02,167 Want some? It's Vivarin. 327 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,417 Cut with No Doz. My coke dealer got busted. 328 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,459 No, thanks. 329 00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:08,251 Ain't nobody trying to hear Bon Jovi in here, man. 330 00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:09,626 You're not playing Bon Jovi. 331 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,251 Trust me, you've got to hear this. 332 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:15,459 Okay. 333 00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:17,209 I'd like to apologize 334 00:19:17,251 --> 00:19:18,542 to my regular listeners, 335 00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:20,167 but there is, in fact, 336 00:19:20,209 --> 00:19:22,251 a young man in the radio station 337 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:23,542 pointing a gun. 338 00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:24,751 Hey, chill -- chill out, man. 339 00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:27,292 Okay. Okay. 340 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,626 So, um, for the rest of the night 341 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,542 to commemorate the end -- oh, God. 342 00:19:32,584 --> 00:19:35,584 Are you serious? 343 00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:40,959 To commemorate the end of the greatest band of our time, 344 00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:46,459 I will be bringing you the music of The Smiths. 345 00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:48,126 Don't touch that dial. 346 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,334 All night. 347 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,292 Rest in peace. 348 00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:54,334 [ The Smiths' "The Queen Is Dead" plays 349 00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,959 ♪ I don't bless them ♪ 350 00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:06,459 ♪ Farewell ♪ 351 00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:09,709 ♪ To this land's cheerless marshes ♪ 352 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,001 ♪ Hemmed in like a boar between archers ♪ 353 00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:15,334 ♪ Her very Lowness with her head in a sling ♪ 354 00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:20,001 ♪ I'm truly sorry but it sounds like a wonderful thing ♪ 355 00:20:20,626 --> 00:20:21,876 Stop it. 356 00:20:23,084 --> 00:20:26,751 ♪ I say Charles don't you ever crave ♪ 357 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:30,209 ♪ To appear on the front of the "Daily Mail" ♪ 358 00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:31,792 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. 359 00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:34,751 ♪ Dressed in your mother's bridal veil? ♪ 360 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:37,584 I'll dance with you. 361 00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:43,584 ♪ And so I checked all the registered historical facts ♪ 362 00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:46,917 ♪ And I was shocked into shame to discover ♪ 363 00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:50,751 ♪ How I'm the 18th male descendent ♪ 364 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,376 ♪ Of some old queen or other ♪ 365 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,209 "The Queen Is Dead." 366 00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:56,792 You're dead, pal. 367 00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,251 - Hey, drop the bat. - Come on. 368 00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,417 You got your stupid request on the air, okay? 369 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:01,834 So pack up your pansy-ass records, 370 00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:03,459 and get the hell out of my radio station. 371 00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:05,209 Don't make me use this. I'll shoot, I swear. 372 00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:07,001 Yeah? I dare you. 373 00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:09,584 Look at you. You're pathetic. 374 00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:11,542 Fuck you and fuck The Smiths! 375 00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,584 You just shot Gene Simmons in the face. 376 00:21:23,501 --> 00:21:27,001 That was low, man. 377 00:21:27,042 --> 00:21:29,251 Play the B side. 378 00:21:37,209 --> 00:21:39,084 It's going to be a long night. 379 00:21:48,459 --> 00:21:51,709 Maybe he'll rock 'n' roll suicide himself live on air. 380 00:21:51,751 --> 00:21:53,042 I know who it is. 381 00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:56,542 Who? 382 00:21:56,584 --> 00:21:59,542 It's Dean from the record store. 383 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:00,959 I was in there today. 384 00:22:01,001 --> 00:22:02,709 Stealing tapes? 385 00:22:02,751 --> 00:22:05,876 He was almost as upset about The Smiths breaking up 386 00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:07,334 as I was. 387 00:22:07,376 --> 00:22:08,751 And he had a gun. 388 00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:13,209 Cute, clumsy, and shy. 389 00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:14,459 Doesn't seem the type. 390 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,042 You think he's cute? 391 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:19,042 What would you die for? 392 00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:21,334 The love of a good woman. 393 00:22:21,376 --> 00:22:24,501 Come on. 394 00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:26,042 Where are you going? 395 00:22:26,084 --> 00:22:27,459 Girl talk. 396 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,834 Are you really going to run away to Europe? 397 00:22:34,876 --> 00:22:36,417 I don't know. 398 00:22:36,459 --> 00:22:40,667 Are you and Patrick still pretending to be a couple? 399 00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:42,751 I do love him. 400 00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:44,626 Okay, but -- 401 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,167 You want your freedom. 402 00:22:47,584 --> 00:22:49,751 We had sex once. 403 00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,126 Once. 404 00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:53,084 And then he discovered The Smiths, 405 00:22:53,126 --> 00:22:56,167 and it was all no meat, no sex. 406 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:59,292 And I get it. Morrissey's celibate. 407 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:03,209 But God damn it, I'm horny. 408 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:07,376 Do you remember the day we met Cleo? 409 00:23:07,417 --> 00:23:09,542 I take it you are referring to the glorious summer 410 00:23:09,584 --> 00:23:12,959 after freshman year when we all worked at Safeway. 411 00:23:13,001 --> 00:23:15,626 She weighed her tits on that vegetable scale. 412 00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:18,709 Priceless. 413 00:23:18,751 --> 00:23:22,209 Do you ever wonder...? 414 00:23:22,251 --> 00:23:25,001 Wonder what? 415 00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:27,626 What that would be like? 416 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,876 Are you serious? 417 00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:32,584 No, no, of course not. 418 00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:35,876 I do miss that job, though. 419 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:40,209 The life of a bag boy was just so simple. 420 00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:43,376 It's so old fashioned to work. 421 00:23:43,417 --> 00:23:45,876 I'd much rather lounge about the house all day 422 00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:48,459 looking fascinating. 423 00:23:48,501 --> 00:23:51,334 See, this is why I want to introduce him to Brian Briggs. 424 00:23:51,376 --> 00:23:55,042 He's totally been with girls and guys. 425 00:23:55,084 --> 00:23:56,917 But why? 426 00:23:56,959 --> 00:23:58,584 Before he flies away to London, 427 00:23:58,626 --> 00:24:00,917 he needs to spread his wings a little. 428 00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:02,292 Really? 429 00:24:02,334 --> 00:24:05,042 Well, then so do I. 430 00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:07,292 ♪ I wanna go home ♪ 431 00:24:07,334 --> 00:24:10,751 ♪ I don't want to stay ♪ 432 00:24:11,459 --> 00:24:13,167 Side one. 433 00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:18,959 "This Charming Man"? 434 00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,667 What, are you kidding me? 435 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:24,501 Who the hell writes a song called "This Charming Man"? 436 00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:26,334 God, I hate The Smiths. 437 00:24:26,376 --> 00:24:28,667 This depressive haircut bullshit. 438 00:24:28,709 --> 00:24:31,292 - Just play it. - Alright, I am. 439 00:24:35,084 --> 00:24:43,709 ♪ Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate ♪ 440 00:24:43,751 --> 00:24:46,709 ♪ Will Nature make a man of me yet? ♪ 441 00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:47,917 Who's the guitar player? 442 00:24:47,959 --> 00:24:49,292 Johnny fucking Marr. 443 00:24:49,334 --> 00:24:51,126 Oh, and he plays harmonica. 444 00:24:53,084 --> 00:24:54,376 Fuck, man. 445 00:24:54,417 --> 00:24:56,792 "Bicycles and desolate hillsides"? 446 00:24:56,834 --> 00:24:58,292 I was going to drop the new Kiss album. 447 00:24:58,334 --> 00:24:59,334 Have you heard it yet, dude? 448 00:24:59,376 --> 00:25:00,876 Of course I've heard it. 449 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,792 It's cheesy. You're cheesy. 450 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,376 This station vomits Cheez Whiz all over Denver. 451 00:25:05,417 --> 00:25:08,334 Alright. Alright, pipe down. 452 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,792 But if you are going to shoot me, 453 00:25:10,834 --> 00:25:13,042 please let me die on air, so the people at Denver 454 00:25:13,084 --> 00:25:15,084 can hear my brain splatter against the wall, 455 00:25:15,126 --> 00:25:17,501 because at least that would be rock 'n' roll. 456 00:25:17,542 --> 00:25:19,917 Just don't do anything stupid, okay? 457 00:25:19,959 --> 00:25:22,334 You mean like play The Smiths on metal marathon? 458 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,751 This is the Denver police. 459 00:25:29,792 --> 00:25:31,292 We've gotten calls. 460 00:25:31,334 --> 00:25:32,709 Everything alright up there? 461 00:25:32,751 --> 00:25:34,251 Get rid of him. 462 00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:35,417 Or what? 463 00:25:37,251 --> 00:25:38,917 Alright. 464 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:45,584 Good evening, officer. 465 00:25:45,626 --> 00:25:46,876 It's a nice night, isn't it? 466 00:25:46,917 --> 00:25:48,626 It sure is. 467 00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:51,292 You alright up there? We've gotten reports. 468 00:25:51,334 --> 00:25:55,084 Oh, right, about the, uh -- the deranged hijacker 469 00:25:55,126 --> 00:25:56,542 waving a gun around, 470 00:25:56,584 --> 00:25:58,292 forcing me to play British records 471 00:25:58,334 --> 00:26:01,001 about dead queens and bicycles. 472 00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:02,417 What? 473 00:26:02,459 --> 00:26:04,584 Oh, nothing. Nothing. Everything's fine. 474 00:26:04,626 --> 00:26:07,209 How about a request for your trouble, sir? 475 00:26:07,251 --> 00:26:09,959 Uh, Elvis? 476 00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:11,542 I'll see what I can do. 477 00:26:15,876 --> 00:26:17,959 - Are you nuts? - What? 478 00:26:18,001 --> 00:26:21,042 It's the Denver Police Department we're talking about. 479 00:26:21,084 --> 00:26:23,001 Come on, what's next? 480 00:26:23,042 --> 00:26:24,376 We got time for a few more 481 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,959 before he calls in the National Guard. 482 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,501 Unless, of course, you want to blow your brains out. 483 00:26:28,542 --> 00:26:30,167 Personally, if I had nothing but The Smiths 484 00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:31,292 to listen to all day -- 485 00:26:31,334 --> 00:26:32,417 Play the first track. 486 00:26:35,334 --> 00:26:37,876 Why are you doing this to me? 487 00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:40,209 The Smiths broke up. 488 00:26:40,251 --> 00:26:42,709 You should consider a candlelight vigil, 489 00:26:42,751 --> 00:26:46,042 something slightly less illegal. 490 00:26:46,084 --> 00:26:49,709 It called for a more dramatic gesture. 491 00:26:49,751 --> 00:26:52,709 Yeah, well, if the Denver suicide rate spikes overnight, 492 00:26:52,751 --> 00:26:54,251 it's on your head, not mine. 493 00:26:55,292 --> 00:26:57,459 I tried that once. 494 00:26:57,501 --> 00:27:01,209 Tried what? 495 00:27:01,251 --> 00:27:02,459 Suicide? 496 00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:05,042 Are you serious? 497 00:27:05,084 --> 00:27:07,542 It didn't work, obviously. 498 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,251 Not that it would have made much of a difference. 499 00:27:11,751 --> 00:27:14,709 I do wonder what's really left to live for these days. 500 00:27:19,459 --> 00:27:21,584 How about good music? 501 00:27:25,417 --> 00:27:29,042 ♪ Panic on the streets of London ♪ 502 00:27:29,084 --> 00:27:30,417 ♪ Panic on the streets of Birmingham ♪ 503 00:27:30,459 --> 00:27:31,709 In a live capacity, 504 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:34,834 the audience seems to be very celebratory, 505 00:27:34,876 --> 00:27:37,709 almost violent, very, very wild, 506 00:27:37,751 --> 00:27:40,042 which I'm quite happy about. 507 00:27:40,084 --> 00:27:43,334 ♪ The Leeds side-streets that you slip down ♪ 508 00:27:43,376 --> 00:27:44,667 ♪ I wonder to myself ♪ 509 00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:46,709 I think people don't really have 510 00:27:46,751 --> 00:27:48,376 many opportunities in life 511 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:51,542 to let themselves go slightly and express themselves 512 00:27:51,584 --> 00:27:53,084 and to step out of themselves, and so on, 513 00:27:53,126 --> 00:27:55,667 and be a little insane. 514 00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:06,042 ♪ Burn down the disco ♪ 515 00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:09,001 ♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪ 516 00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:12,626 ♪ Because the music that they constantly play ♪ 517 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:16,792 ♪ It says nothing to me about my life ♪ 518 00:28:16,834 --> 00:28:20,042 ♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪ 519 00:28:20,084 --> 00:28:23,709 ♪ Because the music they constantly play ♪ 520 00:28:23,751 --> 00:28:27,709 ♪ On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down ♪ 521 00:28:27,751 --> 00:28:31,126 ♪ Provincial towns you jog 'round ♪ 522 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:38,667 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 523 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:41,917 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 524 00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:49,250 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 525 00:28:49,334 --> 00:28:53,001 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 526 00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:59,917 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 527 00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:03,751 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 528 00:29:03,792 --> 00:29:05,876 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 529 00:29:05,917 --> 00:29:08,292 It's fucking "Metal Guru" by T.Rex. 530 00:29:08,334 --> 00:29:11,792 Talent borrows. Genius steals. 531 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,751 Oh, "hang the DJ"? 532 00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:15,209 Please tell me you brought rope. 533 00:29:15,251 --> 00:29:18,959 He's just protesting the vapidity of the music 534 00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:20,334 that stations like this 535 00:29:20,376 --> 00:29:22,792 cram down our throats day and night -- 536 00:29:22,834 --> 00:29:24,876 hair bands, boy bands, 537 00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:27,792 endless loops of moldy old classics, 538 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:32,251 pre-processed pop, Wham!, Whitney, Whitesnake. 539 00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,167 Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy boy. Leave Whitney out of this. 540 00:29:34,209 --> 00:29:35,792 It's all the same. 541 00:29:35,834 --> 00:29:37,417 - But it isn't. - Isn't it? 542 00:29:37,459 --> 00:29:39,459 What's the message? Dance party. 543 00:29:39,501 --> 00:29:41,042 Have fun. Get laid. 544 00:29:41,084 --> 00:29:43,417 - Sounds good to me. - It's not reality. 545 00:29:43,459 --> 00:29:45,251 Reality sucks. 546 00:29:45,292 --> 00:29:47,667 Music is an escape. 547 00:29:47,709 --> 00:29:50,459 This music is salvation. 548 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,334 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, 549 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:58,209 I've let the record run out. 550 00:29:58,251 --> 00:29:59,709 Alright, maestro, what's next? 551 00:30:01,626 --> 00:30:03,126 You pick. 552 00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:04,751 Oh, DJ's choice? 553 00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:07,209 How novel. 554 00:30:07,251 --> 00:30:08,917 Alright. 555 00:30:08,959 --> 00:30:10,751 This one's for you, kid. 556 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:15,834 He may not be sweet, he may not be tender, 557 00:30:15,876 --> 00:30:17,667 but he is certainly a hooligan. 558 00:30:17,709 --> 00:30:19,459 - Play the song. - Gods of Metal, forgive me, 559 00:30:19,501 --> 00:30:22,251 it's another one by The Smiths. 560 00:30:31,751 --> 00:30:33,584 Hand it over. 561 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:40,417 Ooh. 562 00:30:41,834 --> 00:30:45,042 I look supernaturally ugly. 563 00:30:45,084 --> 00:30:47,501 You're beautiful. 564 00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:49,417 Why so obsessed with gloom? 565 00:30:53,292 --> 00:30:58,084 So what the hell are we going to do tonight? 566 00:30:58,126 --> 00:30:59,834 Sandi Goodrich is having a kegger. 567 00:30:59,876 --> 00:31:04,292 Oh, a suburban Denver kegger sounds dreadfully unfashionable. 568 00:31:04,334 --> 00:31:07,292 Oh, maybe your bisexual boyfriend Brian 569 00:31:07,334 --> 00:31:09,251 will make an appearance. 570 00:31:09,292 --> 00:31:13,042 Well, I suppose it's either that or stare at broken lightbulbs. 571 00:31:13,084 --> 00:31:17,292 I don't know how you can stand going to community college here. 572 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:20,834 I had to get out of this humdrum town. 573 00:31:20,876 --> 00:31:22,876 Yeah, you think you can catch me? 574 00:31:22,917 --> 00:31:24,876 It's not like I don't have ambition. 575 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:28,042 I just thought everything would be different for me. 576 00:31:28,084 --> 00:31:33,459 It's those obstacles that only you can see for yourself 577 00:31:33,501 --> 00:31:37,709 and the horrible burden of time... 578 00:31:40,251 --> 00:31:42,834 ...crushing me. 579 00:31:42,876 --> 00:31:47,001 ♪ Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera ♪ 580 00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:49,667 ♪ In the midst of life we are in debt ♪ 581 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:51,709 ♪ Et cetera ♪ 582 00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:59,376 This is Orson Welles. 583 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:03,001 And you've been listening to "War of the Worlds." 584 00:32:03,042 --> 00:32:04,251 Just kidding, Denver. 585 00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:05,626 It's Full Metal Mickey. 586 00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:08,042 Or should I say Mad Manchester Mickey. 587 00:32:08,084 --> 00:32:09,959 Broadcasting to you live from the funeral pyre. 588 00:32:10,001 --> 00:32:11,251 That's right, people. 589 00:32:11,292 --> 00:32:12,834 The Smiths have gone up in flames, 590 00:32:12,876 --> 00:32:15,042 and we are burning it down one song at a time -- 591 00:32:15,084 --> 00:32:17,001 at gunpoint. 592 00:32:17,042 --> 00:32:18,626 But my sweet and tender vinyl terrorist 593 00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,542 has agreed to allow me to open up the phone lines. 594 00:32:20,584 --> 00:32:22,584 So I'm going to be taking a few special callers 595 00:32:22,626 --> 00:32:24,292 every hour at the top of the hour. 596 00:32:24,334 --> 00:32:26,542 Starting with you, caller. You're on the air. 597 00:32:26,584 --> 00:32:28,917 Yo, Mickey, The Smiths suck. 598 00:32:28,959 --> 00:32:30,334 No one wants to hear this crap. 599 00:32:30,376 --> 00:32:32,334 You're totally bumming out our Friday night. 600 00:32:32,376 --> 00:32:33,792 Play some Dokken. 601 00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:34,834 Dokken rules! 602 00:32:34,876 --> 00:32:36,209 Yes, they do. 603 00:32:36,251 --> 00:32:37,834 Metal heads 1, Smiths nil. 604 00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,542 560, KISS, you're on the air. 605 00:32:39,584 --> 00:32:40,751 Caller, who am I speaking with? 606 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,417 This is Sandi from Arvada. 607 00:32:42,459 --> 00:32:44,334 And I just want to say that we are having a party, 608 00:32:44,376 --> 00:32:45,584 and we are all listening 609 00:32:45,626 --> 00:32:47,292 and we are going to keep on listening 610 00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:49,376 because The Smiths are the greatest band in the world, 611 00:32:49,417 --> 00:32:51,709 and it's about time that we heard our music on the radio. 612 00:32:51,751 --> 00:32:54,584 Hey, guys, Sandi's on the radio. 613 00:32:54,626 --> 00:32:56,001 Sandi, I dream of Dokken. 614 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:57,501 But wouldn't you know it? 615 00:32:57,542 --> 00:33:00,751 Up next, another one of your songs. 616 00:33:02,626 --> 00:33:04,167 They're listening, 617 00:33:04,209 --> 00:33:05,709 Really listening. 618 00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:08,667 ♪ The rain falls hard on a humdrum town ♪ 619 00:33:08,709 --> 00:33:11,667 ♪ This town has dragged you down ♪ 620 00:33:11,709 --> 00:33:16,334 ♪ Oh the rain falls hard on a humdrum town ♪ 621 00:33:16,376 --> 00:33:21,042 ♪ This town has dragged you down ♪ 622 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:26,626 ♪ And everybody's got to live their life ♪ 623 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:29,584 ♪ And God knows I've got to live mine ♪ 624 00:33:29,626 --> 00:33:37,042 ♪ God knows I've got to live mine ♪ 625 00:33:48,792 --> 00:34:04,209 ♪ William, William it was really nothing ♪ 626 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,626 You didn't tell me Sandi's brother was home. 627 00:34:08,876 --> 00:34:10,334 There's gonna be jocks at this party. 628 00:34:10,376 --> 00:34:13,084 We're not in high school anymore. 629 00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:15,001 Who cares? 630 00:34:15,042 --> 00:34:17,167 I prefer to say with my own kind. 631 00:34:17,209 --> 00:34:21,667 Look. It's a total freak party. 632 00:34:21,709 --> 00:34:23,417 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 633 00:34:23,459 --> 00:34:25,417 Come on. 634 00:34:25,459 --> 00:34:28,792 This night will open our eyes. 635 00:34:38,167 --> 00:34:41,876 Look as bored as humanly possible. 636 00:34:41,917 --> 00:34:43,542 Untied tie? 637 00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:46,126 Great look. 638 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,167 Did you hear me on the radio today? 639 00:34:48,209 --> 00:34:49,667 I think I should have my own show. 640 00:34:49,709 --> 00:34:53,167 You know, I was thinking a Duran Duran marathon. 641 00:34:53,209 --> 00:34:55,459 I'm sure there are worse groups than Duran Duran. 642 00:34:55,501 --> 00:34:57,626 No, please, honey, if Duran Duran broke up, 643 00:34:57,667 --> 00:35:01,167 I would -- I would set myself on fire. 644 00:35:01,209 --> 00:35:03,251 Come on. 645 00:35:17,584 --> 00:35:20,709 ♪ Unruly boys who will not grow up ♪ 646 00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:24,084 ♪ Must be taken in hand ♪ 647 00:35:25,001 --> 00:35:28,501 ♪ Unruly girls who will not settle down ♪ 648 00:35:28,542 --> 00:35:33,334 I don't know why you're going to college. 649 00:35:33,376 --> 00:35:37,209 Drop out. 650 00:35:37,251 --> 00:35:42,001 Let's travel abroad together, live a little. 651 00:35:42,042 --> 00:35:43,584 To Paris? 652 00:35:43,626 --> 00:35:47,417 But what about Bruno? 653 00:35:47,459 --> 00:35:50,042 Wouldn't I cramp your style? 654 00:35:50,084 --> 00:35:51,876 Hi, Billy. 655 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,542 Hi, Siouxsie. 656 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:56,251 You know, you still put something in my heart. 657 00:35:56,292 --> 00:35:58,042 That joke isn't funny anymore. 658 00:35:58,084 --> 00:36:01,001 Come on, Billy, I know you're still spellbound. 659 00:36:03,001 --> 00:36:05,626 Siouxsie Chu and you? 660 00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:08,376 One month. Last summer. 661 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,417 All she wanted to do was watch "Liquid Sky" 662 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,751 and listen to Bauhaus in the dark 663 00:36:11,792 --> 00:36:13,501 while she bit my neck. 664 00:36:13,542 --> 00:36:17,792 ♪ Who will not settle down must be taken in hand ♪ 665 00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:20,417 They all look dead from the neck up. 666 00:36:20,459 --> 00:36:24,501 What are you kidding? Sandi's family is perfect. 667 00:36:24,542 --> 00:36:29,042 Nobody's family is perfect. 668 00:36:29,084 --> 00:36:34,667 I bet you if you look into her medicine cabinet, 669 00:36:34,709 --> 00:36:38,959 she's hooked on diet pills, just like my mom. 670 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:53,334 ♪ You're the one that's left in the dark ♪ 671 00:36:53,376 --> 00:36:55,126 Hey, Sheila. 672 00:36:55,167 --> 00:36:57,084 Hey, David. 673 00:36:57,126 --> 00:37:00,626 Crazy Cleo and the brothers gay. 674 00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:03,542 Hey, man, can I borrow some eyeliner? 675 00:37:03,584 --> 00:37:04,626 I might need a touch up. 676 00:37:04,667 --> 00:37:06,001 I'll give you a touch up. 677 00:37:06,042 --> 00:37:07,501 Dude, these are my sister's friends, man. 678 00:37:07,542 --> 00:37:10,167 Just chill out. 679 00:37:10,209 --> 00:37:11,751 I'm just fucking with you, dude. 680 00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:14,251 Cool? 681 00:37:14,751 --> 00:37:17,709 ♪ Don't give up We'll be alright ♪ 682 00:37:17,751 --> 00:37:23,417 What's not cool is the shitty music. 683 00:37:26,251 --> 00:37:28,042 Yuck. 684 00:37:28,084 --> 00:37:30,876 Bon Jovi. 685 00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:33,084 Boston. 686 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,334 Bryan Adams? 687 00:37:35,376 --> 00:37:37,292 Michael fucking Bolton? 688 00:37:37,334 --> 00:37:39,834 Oh, come on, he's playing Red Rocks next weekend. 689 00:37:39,876 --> 00:37:41,626 Yeah? 690 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:43,417 Got an extra ticket. 691 00:37:44,292 --> 00:37:47,709 I'd rather go to my own funeral. 692 00:37:49,917 --> 00:37:51,501 Let's see. 693 00:37:55,334 --> 00:37:57,209 ♪ Every day you must say ♪ 694 00:37:57,251 --> 00:37:58,959 You're welcome. 695 00:37:59,001 --> 00:38:03,459 ♪ So how do I feel about my life? ♪ 696 00:38:03,501 --> 00:38:06,334 ♪ Anything is hard to find ♪ 697 00:38:06,376 --> 00:38:07,751 ♪ When you will not open your eyes ♪ 698 00:38:07,792 --> 00:38:09,959 I am wicked sorry about these guys. 699 00:38:10,001 --> 00:38:12,042 I'll sing you song. I won't take long. 700 00:38:12,084 --> 00:38:14,042 ♪ All jocks are assholes ♪ 701 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:17,876 Well, some of us aren't so bad. 702 00:38:17,917 --> 00:38:20,459 I dig this new look, though. It's good. 703 00:38:20,501 --> 00:38:22,876 Well, it's not, like, too Madonna, is it? 704 00:38:22,917 --> 00:38:24,292 I mean, I like her and all, 705 00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:26,417 but I'm not into that boy-toy bullshit. 706 00:38:26,459 --> 00:38:28,834 No, no, no. It's good. 707 00:38:28,876 --> 00:38:31,209 You look good. 708 00:38:31,251 --> 00:38:33,001 You guys want another round, or...? 709 00:38:33,042 --> 00:38:34,459 Mm. 710 00:38:34,501 --> 00:38:36,542 - No, we're good. - Well, I need another. 711 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:39,251 After you. 712 00:38:39,292 --> 00:38:41,876 Cheer up, Paddy. It's a party. 713 00:38:52,292 --> 00:38:55,209 What the hell does she see in him? 714 00:38:55,251 --> 00:38:59,876 Maybe you should give her what she's asking for. 715 00:39:01,501 --> 00:39:03,126 I hate sex. 716 00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:11,626 The smoke gets in my brain. 717 00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:23,501 Johnny plays the mandolin. 718 00:39:23,542 --> 00:39:25,376 What's up with the hearing aid? 719 00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:28,751 Maybe he's trying to tell you to listen up. 720 00:39:28,792 --> 00:39:31,376 Open your ears and your mind. 721 00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:35,167 This is not an ordinary rock song. 722 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:36,709 Why don't you open your ears, man? 723 00:39:36,751 --> 00:39:38,292 What American city? 724 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,667 You're so obsessed with Morrissey and the mopey mopes 725 00:39:40,709 --> 00:39:42,709 that you can't hear what's good about other kinds of music. 726 00:39:44,876 --> 00:39:45,834 What are you doing? 727 00:39:45,876 --> 00:39:47,876 Okay, ease up there, Rebel Yell. 728 00:39:47,917 --> 00:39:49,917 All this talk of mind opening just reminded me 729 00:39:49,959 --> 00:39:52,501 I've got some pretty killer Columbian red 730 00:39:52,542 --> 00:39:55,084 in my Kiss lunchbox. 731 00:40:07,834 --> 00:40:10,417 Come on, man, put the gun down. 732 00:40:10,459 --> 00:40:12,084 Smoke some drugs with me. 733 00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:19,626 Yeah, buddy. 734 00:40:31,417 --> 00:40:35,917 Now, if you don't mind my asking, 735 00:40:35,959 --> 00:40:38,334 what could be so bad that you'd want to end it all 736 00:40:38,376 --> 00:40:41,167 before you even graduated high school? 737 00:40:41,209 --> 00:40:44,209 My life sucked. 738 00:40:44,251 --> 00:40:47,667 No one knew me, and yet everyone gave me shit. 739 00:40:47,709 --> 00:40:50,001 Even the nerds. 740 00:40:50,042 --> 00:40:53,959 And the girl I thought I liked. 741 00:40:54,001 --> 00:40:55,917 So I found a razor blade. 742 00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:02,792 I'll never forget, though, my first day back at work, 743 00:41:02,834 --> 00:41:06,542 we got this new import in. 744 00:41:06,584 --> 00:41:08,001 I had never heard of them before. 745 00:41:08,042 --> 00:41:12,709 I just listened to it over and over again. 746 00:41:12,751 --> 00:41:14,917 It's like nothing I'd ever heard. 747 00:41:14,959 --> 00:41:18,084 Martyrdom and meaningless death, 748 00:41:18,126 --> 00:41:22,292 guilt and heroism, sex and celibacy, 749 00:41:22,334 --> 00:41:26,417 catharsis and deceit. 750 00:41:28,126 --> 00:41:33,084 All the horrors you have to face up to. 751 00:41:33,126 --> 00:41:35,667 I owe them everything. 752 00:41:36,584 --> 00:41:38,376 They saved my life. 753 00:41:38,417 --> 00:41:41,751 Well, in the end, man, they're just a band. 754 00:41:41,792 --> 00:41:43,459 They break up all the time. 755 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,167 But they are the only band that matters. 756 00:41:46,209 --> 00:41:49,501 Clearly never listened to Twisted fucking Sister. 757 00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:02,001 You know, dude, 758 00:42:02,042 --> 00:42:04,292 one day your heroes are going to grow old, 759 00:42:04,334 --> 00:42:06,876 and they're going to change. 760 00:42:06,917 --> 00:42:09,292 And they're going to put out shitty music. 761 00:42:09,334 --> 00:42:13,251 And they're going to say stupid things that betray the past. 762 00:42:13,292 --> 00:42:15,751 In the end, they will only disappoint you. 763 00:42:15,792 --> 00:42:17,501 Jesus. 764 00:42:17,542 --> 00:42:20,876 Are you sure you're not a Smiths fan? 765 00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:25,459 I know "It's Over" is next, but it is far from being so. 766 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,459 But don't despair, Denver. 767 00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:32,001 Relax, have a smoke, have a toke. 768 00:42:32,042 --> 00:42:35,584 You might find it actually starts to grow on you. 769 00:42:35,626 --> 00:42:38,417 You know? 770 00:42:38,459 --> 00:42:42,542 ♪ Oh Mother, I can feel ♪ 771 00:42:42,584 --> 00:42:47,792 ♪ The soil falling over my head ♪ 772 00:42:47,834 --> 00:42:49,501 Where are you taking me? 773 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:52,542 I stole a joint from one of those jocks. 774 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:08,376 You know, I could have kicked that guy's ass. 775 00:43:08,417 --> 00:43:10,584 Why'd you stop me? 776 00:43:10,626 --> 00:43:16,001 It was enough that you tried to defend my honor. 777 00:43:27,126 --> 00:43:29,292 You want to know something? 778 00:43:29,334 --> 00:43:30,667 What? 779 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:34,084 I fucking hate Molly Ringwald. 780 00:43:34,126 --> 00:43:37,167 - Huh? - Not her as a person, 781 00:43:37,209 --> 00:43:39,417 but, like, in "Pretty in Pink," 782 00:43:39,459 --> 00:43:41,376 what was that about, really? 783 00:43:42,959 --> 00:43:50,417 She's so worried about being liked by this preppy asshole. 784 00:43:50,459 --> 00:43:54,792 She's got a cool job and awesome clothes. 785 00:43:54,834 --> 00:43:59,126 And it's some big deal 786 00:43:59,167 --> 00:44:02,834 for someone normal to like her and go to prom. 787 00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:12,584 Her cool best friend is in love with her, 788 00:44:12,626 --> 00:44:17,126 and she's kind of a bitch about it. 789 00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:20,209 Is that supposed to be our lives? 790 00:44:20,251 --> 00:44:22,209 Soundtrack is killer. 791 00:44:22,251 --> 00:44:24,042 They have no idea. 792 00:44:24,084 --> 00:44:28,917 That freckled freak should try living with my mother 793 00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:33,792 and the losers she brings home. 794 00:44:35,876 --> 00:44:40,042 I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you. 795 00:44:41,834 --> 00:44:43,876 I know. 796 00:44:50,167 --> 00:44:55,834 We tried. We failed. 797 00:44:55,876 --> 00:44:59,417 We're much better off as friends. 798 00:44:59,459 --> 00:45:01,834 I'm just a joke to you. 799 00:45:02,751 --> 00:45:06,584 I know there's no French boyfriend waiting for you. 800 00:45:06,626 --> 00:45:09,792 I'm real and I'm right here. 801 00:45:09,834 --> 00:45:11,834 You don't care. 802 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:14,709 After tonight, we might not see each other again. 803 00:45:14,751 --> 00:45:18,334 You think you're so much better than everybody else here, 804 00:45:18,376 --> 00:45:20,501 but really, you are going nowhere fast, 805 00:45:20,542 --> 00:45:22,126 just like the rest of the losers in this town. 806 00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:25,084 I'm going somewhere. Okay? 807 00:45:25,126 --> 00:45:27,751 I might even leave tonight. 808 00:45:27,792 --> 00:45:30,001 Right, right. 809 00:45:30,042 --> 00:45:31,751 God, you're such a poser. 810 00:45:35,209 --> 00:45:39,292 ♪ Love is natural and real ♪ 811 00:45:39,334 --> 00:45:40,959 Cleo! 812 00:45:41,001 --> 00:45:42,334 Damn it! 813 00:45:42,376 --> 00:45:44,917 ♪ But not for such as you and I ♪ 814 00:45:44,959 --> 00:45:47,209 ♪ My love ♪ 815 00:45:47,251 --> 00:45:51,709 ♪ Oh Mother, I can feel ♪ 816 00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:57,584 ♪ The soil falling over my head ♪ 817 00:45:57,626 --> 00:46:01,251 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ 818 00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:04,126 ♪ Mother, I can feel ♪ 819 00:46:04,167 --> 00:46:10,501 ♪ The soil falling over my head ♪ 820 00:46:10,542 --> 00:46:13,709 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ 821 00:46:13,751 --> 00:46:16,626 ♪ Mother ♪ 822 00:46:16,667 --> 00:46:18,251 Oh. 823 00:46:18,292 --> 00:46:19,667 Oh, yeah. 824 00:46:19,709 --> 00:46:21,209 Oh, fuck. 825 00:46:24,709 --> 00:46:26,167 Patrick! 826 00:46:29,334 --> 00:46:31,501 Uh... 827 00:46:42,126 --> 00:46:45,167 The true mystery of the world is the visible, 828 00:46:45,209 --> 00:46:49,084 not the invisible. 829 00:46:49,126 --> 00:46:51,001 Oscar Wilde said that. 830 00:46:54,376 --> 00:46:55,709 Does this look like someone 831 00:46:55,751 --> 00:46:57,709 who should be joining the armed forces? 832 00:47:02,459 --> 00:47:04,751 Sometimes I feel like my insides and my outsides 833 00:47:04,792 --> 00:47:08,584 don't match, you know? 834 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:11,709 Like, am I in love with Cleo, 835 00:47:11,751 --> 00:47:13,459 or do I want to be her? 836 00:47:13,501 --> 00:47:15,376 Am I a man or a woman? 837 00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:18,626 Am I alive or dead? 838 00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:20,459 I look in the mirror sometimes, 839 00:47:20,501 --> 00:47:24,709 and I don't know who I'm looking at. 840 00:47:24,751 --> 00:47:27,001 You ever do that? 841 00:47:31,126 --> 00:47:32,542 When I was 14, 842 00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:34,667 I took down all the mirrors in our house. 843 00:47:37,626 --> 00:47:41,334 If I look long enough. I disappear. 844 00:47:44,334 --> 00:47:47,626 I can't believe the Army is letting in such a headcase. 845 00:47:49,001 --> 00:47:51,917 But part of me wants to do it, you know, 846 00:47:51,959 --> 00:47:56,876 maybe -- maybe just to please my dad, I guess. 847 00:47:57,667 --> 00:48:00,126 But then another part of me just wants to smoke joints, 848 00:48:00,167 --> 00:48:02,292 hang out, have friendly wanks 849 00:48:02,334 --> 00:48:05,584 with big, lusty, busty pink balloons. 850 00:48:11,042 --> 00:48:12,542 Oh. 851 00:48:12,584 --> 00:48:15,042 Am I 2 people or 100? 852 00:48:15,084 --> 00:48:18,876 I've only ever known one of you. 853 00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:22,667 Wow, I am impressed. 854 00:48:22,709 --> 00:48:25,292 You didn't think I was cool, did you? 855 00:48:25,334 --> 00:48:27,584 No. 856 00:48:27,626 --> 00:48:30,001 The senior class trip to London, 857 00:48:30,042 --> 00:48:32,042 we get invited to this really cool party. 858 00:48:32,084 --> 00:48:33,459 We get super drunk 859 00:48:33,501 --> 00:48:36,251 and steal it right off the guy's wall. 860 00:48:36,292 --> 00:48:37,834 Him and his friends were so pissed, 861 00:48:37,876 --> 00:48:39,209 they chased us all around Piccadilly, 862 00:48:39,251 --> 00:48:44,292 but we jumped into a cab and escaped. 863 00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:46,667 Hey. 864 00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:50,584 Revenge. Go on. 865 00:48:50,626 --> 00:48:53,876 Make the worst face ever. 866 00:48:57,751 --> 00:49:00,334 Oh, classic. 867 00:49:04,084 --> 00:49:06,709 I'm sick, I'm dull, I'm plain. 868 00:49:06,751 --> 00:49:08,792 Hey, hey. 869 00:49:12,959 --> 00:49:16,334 I'm not the man you think I am. 870 00:49:16,376 --> 00:49:19,459 Shut up and make a face. 871 00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:22,209 Do you even like The Smiths? 872 00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:26,084 No, I don't. 873 00:49:28,459 --> 00:49:30,417 Well... 874 00:50:06,084 --> 00:50:08,209 ♪ Girl afraid ♪ 875 00:50:08,251 --> 00:50:09,626 ♪ Where do his intentions lay? ♪ 876 00:50:09,667 --> 00:50:11,292 What about your boyfriend? 877 00:50:11,334 --> 00:50:14,959 He cares more about his bowtie than he does about me. 878 00:50:15,001 --> 00:50:20,501 ♪ She says, "He never really looks at me ♪ 879 00:50:20,542 --> 00:50:25,876 ♪ I give him every opportunity ♪ 880 00:50:25,917 --> 00:50:27,292 Just for the record, 881 00:50:27,334 --> 00:50:28,834 you are so much hotter than Madonna. 882 00:50:28,876 --> 00:50:30,376 Shut up. 883 00:50:30,417 --> 00:50:37,084 ♪ In the room downstairs he sat and stared ♪ 884 00:50:37,167 --> 00:50:41,542 ♪ I'll never make that mistake again" ♪ 885 00:50:49,667 --> 00:50:51,251 It's not your first time, is it? 886 00:50:51,292 --> 00:50:52,792 Is it yours? 887 00:50:56,751 --> 00:51:02,709 ♪ I'll never make that mistake again ♪ 888 00:51:07,417 --> 00:51:13,167 ♪ I'll never make that mistake again ♪ 889 00:51:31,209 --> 00:51:32,834 That was awesome. 890 00:51:36,084 --> 00:51:37,542 You were great. 891 00:51:40,876 --> 00:51:43,459 So do you want to hang out again sometime? 892 00:51:45,459 --> 00:51:49,292 ♪ And I know because you said so ♪ 893 00:51:49,334 --> 00:51:55,792 I'm just home for the weekend. 894 00:51:55,834 --> 00:51:57,751 Well, we could see a movie tomorrow? 895 00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:01,709 Tomorrow? 896 00:52:03,584 --> 00:52:06,167 What makes you think we're gonna live that long? 897 00:52:35,251 --> 00:52:37,126 Fuck! 898 00:52:38,751 --> 00:52:40,709 Oh, my God. 899 00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:45,167 Are you okay? 900 00:52:47,084 --> 00:52:49,459 Do you have any lipstick? 901 00:52:54,626 --> 00:52:56,042 Black magic. 902 00:52:56,084 --> 00:52:58,167 Keep it. 903 00:52:59,459 --> 00:53:01,084 Thanks. 904 00:53:20,584 --> 00:53:22,292 It's not really my color, is it? 905 00:53:40,792 --> 00:53:44,876 He used to babysit me and Sandi. 906 00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:49,334 I always had this idiotic crush on him. 907 00:53:49,376 --> 00:53:52,917 ♪ 15 minutes with you ♪ 908 00:53:52,959 --> 00:53:55,167 It didn't even last that long. 909 00:53:57,626 --> 00:54:03,917 I really, really don't think I know how sex works. 910 00:54:03,959 --> 00:54:07,126 I don't think I know how anything works. 911 00:54:07,709 --> 00:54:13,376 I'm getting A's in school, and I don't know why. 912 00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:18,167 I'm bored. 913 00:54:18,209 --> 00:54:22,084 I don't want to study economics. 914 00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:24,042 I want to be in a band. 915 00:54:24,084 --> 00:54:29,042 I want to have real orgasms with cute boys. 916 00:54:29,084 --> 00:54:31,709 I want to live. 917 00:54:35,501 --> 00:54:40,501 I have a confession to make. 918 00:54:40,542 --> 00:54:43,417 Bruno isn't real. 919 00:54:46,126 --> 00:54:48,042 I know. 920 00:54:49,334 --> 00:54:52,376 I haven't even been to Paris, 921 00:54:52,417 --> 00:54:56,001 My mom's drinking again and sleeping with the bookie. 922 00:54:56,042 --> 00:55:00,417 I'm not even going to community college. 923 00:55:00,459 --> 00:55:04,792 I'm a full-time supermarket checkout queen. 924 00:55:08,876 --> 00:55:13,042 Safeway, here I come. 925 00:55:29,292 --> 00:55:33,042 ♪ The boy with the thorn in his side ♪ 926 00:55:33,084 --> 00:55:38,584 ♪ Behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire ♪ 927 00:55:38,626 --> 00:55:42,876 ♪ For love ♪ 928 00:55:42,917 --> 00:55:46,626 ♪ How can they look into my eyes ♪ 929 00:55:46,667 --> 00:55:49,876 ♪ And still they don't believe me? ♪ 930 00:55:51,042 --> 00:55:54,501 ♪ How can they hear me say those words ♪ 931 00:55:54,542 --> 00:55:57,584 ♪ Still they don't believe me? ♪ 932 00:55:58,542 --> 00:56:02,542 ♪ And if they don't believe me now ♪ 933 00:56:02,584 --> 00:56:06,542 ♪ Will they ever believe me? ♪ 934 00:56:06,584 --> 00:56:10,167 ♪ And if they don't believe me now ♪ 935 00:56:10,209 --> 00:56:14,001 ♪ Will they ever, they ever believe me? ♪ 936 00:56:14,042 --> 00:56:16,667 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 937 00:56:16,709 --> 00:56:20,751 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 938 00:56:20,834 --> 00:56:25,709 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪ 939 00:56:25,751 --> 00:56:29,376 ♪ The boy with the thorn in his side ♪ 940 00:56:29,417 --> 00:56:35,167 ♪ Behind the hatred there lies a plundering desire ♪ 941 00:56:35,209 --> 00:56:36,459 ♪ For love ♪ 942 00:56:36,501 --> 00:56:39,126 I am super drunk. 943 00:56:47,876 --> 00:56:50,167 What was that? 944 00:56:50,209 --> 00:56:52,209 I'm just out to have a good time. 945 00:56:52,251 --> 00:56:55,126 All the rest is propaganda. 946 00:56:55,167 --> 00:56:59,167 ♪ And if they don't believe us now ♪ 947 00:56:59,209 --> 00:57:02,876 ♪ Will they ever believe us? ♪ 948 00:57:02,917 --> 00:57:04,584 What's next, dude? 949 00:57:04,626 --> 00:57:07,001 The title track. "Meat is Murder." 950 00:57:07,042 --> 00:57:08,709 Ah, the manifesto album. 951 00:57:12,709 --> 00:57:14,167 They for real vegetarians? 952 00:57:14,209 --> 00:57:15,459 Yeah. 953 00:57:15,501 --> 00:57:17,709 - Don't mess with me, bro. - I'm not. 954 00:57:17,751 --> 00:57:20,667 I am, too, a non-meat eater. 955 00:57:20,709 --> 00:57:22,667 I heard that album. 956 00:57:22,709 --> 00:57:27,542 One day I could no longer keep down my mother's meat loaf. 957 00:57:27,584 --> 00:57:30,042 So it was child abuse by meat loaf 958 00:57:30,084 --> 00:57:31,709 that drove you to this life of crime? 959 00:57:31,751 --> 00:57:34,584 Yeah, they're not so bad, my folks. 960 00:57:34,626 --> 00:57:37,126 They just worship my older brother. 961 00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:38,751 Quarterback? 962 00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:42,376 Quarterback, pitcher, power forward. 963 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:45,376 He plays golf. It's ridiculous. 964 00:57:45,417 --> 00:57:47,626 I'm invisible. 965 00:57:47,667 --> 00:57:50,792 But, yeah, meat loaf every single Monday. 966 00:58:03,626 --> 00:58:07,542 ♪ Heifer whines could be human cries ♪ 967 00:58:07,584 --> 00:58:10,251 We feel that popular music should be used 968 00:58:10,292 --> 00:58:12,167 in order to make serious statements 969 00:58:12,209 --> 00:58:16,209 because so many groups sell masses and masses of records 970 00:58:16,251 --> 00:58:19,209 and don't raise people's level of consciousness 971 00:58:19,251 --> 00:58:20,709 in any direction. 972 00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,376 And we find that quite sinful, 973 00:58:22,417 --> 00:58:25,542 especially in these serious times. 974 00:58:25,584 --> 00:58:28,917 ♪ This beautiful creature must die ♪ 975 00:58:28,959 --> 00:58:31,334 ♪ A death for no reason ♪ 976 00:58:31,376 --> 00:58:35,959 ♪ And death for no reason is murder ♪ 977 00:58:36,542 --> 00:58:39,959 You know, I quit meat when I was 12. 978 00:58:40,001 --> 00:58:41,709 And I figured if Geezer Butler, 979 00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:45,042 vegan metal God of Black Sabbath could do it. 980 00:58:45,084 --> 00:58:46,959 No shit. 981 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,501 And other than the fact that you're pointing a gun 982 00:58:51,542 --> 00:58:53,209 in my direction... 983 00:58:56,334 --> 00:58:58,376 ...I'm actually happy you came in tonight. 984 00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:10,959 Meatheads of the world, the message is heavy. 985 00:59:11,001 --> 00:59:13,709 Moral not metal. 986 00:59:13,751 --> 00:59:15,876 Animals are people, too. 987 00:59:20,959 --> 00:59:26,834 ♪ Kitchen aromas aren't very homely ♪ 988 00:59:27,959 --> 00:59:29,542 Uh, um... 989 00:59:29,584 --> 00:59:32,126 ♪ It's not comforting, cheery or kind ♪ 990 00:59:32,167 --> 00:59:34,584 Hey, uh... 991 00:59:34,626 --> 00:59:36,376 Are you alright? 992 00:59:37,459 --> 00:59:40,376 I'm unhealthy and frazzled, but other than that. 993 00:59:53,917 --> 00:59:55,501 Your, um -- 994 00:59:55,542 --> 00:59:59,167 your eyes are falling apart. 995 00:59:59,209 --> 01:00:00,709 May I? 996 01:00:05,084 --> 01:00:06,542 Here, hold still. 997 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:15,001 I'm so tired of myself tonight. 998 01:00:15,042 --> 01:00:17,167 I just want to be somebody else. 999 01:00:18,959 --> 01:00:21,417 Be yourself. 1000 01:00:21,459 --> 01:00:23,626 Everyone else is already taken. 1001 01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:30,959 Where are the mystery girls? 1002 01:00:31,001 --> 01:00:33,876 We're right here, Romeo. 1003 01:00:35,876 --> 01:00:38,501 I should never have been born a man. 1004 01:00:38,542 --> 01:00:42,084 I would have been better off as a seagull or a fish. 1005 01:00:43,126 --> 01:00:45,376 I'm a stranger. 1006 01:00:45,417 --> 01:00:50,376 I don't belong here or there or anywhere. 1007 01:00:50,417 --> 01:00:53,542 All I ever do is want, and nobody wants me back. 1008 01:00:53,584 --> 01:00:57,501 Are you trying to steal Patrick from me? 1009 01:00:57,542 --> 01:01:00,542 I'm just trying to show Patrick who he is. 1010 01:01:00,584 --> 01:01:04,042 If I can't be me, maybe he can be him. 1011 01:01:07,251 --> 01:01:08,751 There. 1012 01:01:15,417 --> 01:01:20,876 And, uh, who do I have the pleasure? 1013 01:01:20,917 --> 01:01:22,001 Oh, Patrick. 1014 01:01:22,042 --> 01:01:23,751 Patrick. 1015 01:01:23,792 --> 01:01:25,292 I'm Brian. 1016 01:01:27,376 --> 01:01:29,501 - Brian? - Mm-hmm. 1017 01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:30,959 Brian Briggs. 1018 01:01:31,001 --> 01:01:33,084 I think you know my friend Cleo. 1019 01:01:37,251 --> 01:01:42,459 Oh, uh, one more thing, your bow tie. 1020 01:01:42,501 --> 01:01:43,709 Oh, it's supposed to be -- 1021 01:01:43,751 --> 01:01:45,292 It's supposed to be -- 1022 01:01:47,709 --> 01:01:49,626 - It's a look. - Mm-hmm. 1023 01:01:55,334 --> 01:01:57,001 I'm in love. 1024 01:01:57,042 --> 01:01:59,542 I'm on fire. I'm cold. 1025 01:01:59,584 --> 01:02:03,501 You just never begin to amaze me. 1026 01:02:03,542 --> 01:02:06,376 I don't think I'll ever quite get over you. 1027 01:02:10,209 --> 01:02:11,626 Brian? 1028 01:02:11,667 --> 01:02:12,959 Hey, there you are. 1029 01:02:13,001 --> 01:02:16,251 Oh, my God, you made it. 1030 01:02:16,292 --> 01:02:18,834 This is my friend Patrick I was telling you about. 1031 01:02:18,876 --> 01:02:21,376 Yeah, we've already met. 1032 01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:27,167 See, good times for a change. 1033 01:02:27,209 --> 01:02:28,917 Top of the hour, 1034 01:02:28,959 --> 01:02:31,167 Come with me. 1035 01:02:36,334 --> 01:02:38,167 What did I miss? 1036 01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:48,751 You're listening to KISS 101's 1037 01:02:48,792 --> 01:02:51,001 full Morrissey meltdown. 1038 01:02:51,042 --> 01:02:52,376 It's the top of the hour, Denver, 1039 01:02:52,417 --> 01:02:53,751 and you know what that means. 1040 01:02:53,792 --> 01:02:55,084 The lines are now open. 1041 01:02:55,126 --> 01:02:56,626 And we have a caller. 1042 01:02:56,667 --> 01:02:57,792 Hello. 1043 01:02:57,834 --> 01:03:01,459 Hi, my name's Cleo. 1044 01:03:01,501 --> 01:03:06,251 And I just wanted to say thank you 1045 01:03:06,292 --> 01:03:10,542 to the charming man holding the radio station hostage. 1046 01:03:10,584 --> 01:03:14,542 A thank you from all of us, right, guys? 1047 01:03:18,334 --> 01:03:22,001 You're going to go down in musical history. 1048 01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:27,292 And one more thing, I have a special request. 1049 01:03:37,751 --> 01:03:41,417 ♪ Is it wrong to want to live on your own? ♪ 1050 01:03:41,459 --> 01:03:45,501 ♪ No, it's not wrong, but I must know ♪ 1051 01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:49,334 ♪ How can someone so young ♪ 1052 01:03:49,376 --> 01:03:53,834 ♪ Sing words so sad? ♪ 1053 01:03:53,876 --> 01:03:57,584 ♪ Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow ♪ 1054 01:03:57,626 --> 01:04:01,084 ♪ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear ♪ 1055 01:04:01,126 --> 01:04:04,209 ♪ And don't go home tonight ♪ 1056 01:04:04,251 --> 01:04:09,251 ♪ Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1057 01:04:09,292 --> 01:04:14,376 ♪ The one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1058 01:04:19,834 --> 01:04:23,792 ♪ Is it wrong not to always be glad? ♪ 1059 01:04:23,834 --> 01:04:27,376 ♪ No, it's not wrong, but I must add ♪ 1060 01:04:27,417 --> 01:04:31,417 ♪ How can someone so young ♪ 1061 01:04:31,459 --> 01:04:35,834 ♪ Sing words so sad? ♪ 1062 01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:39,501 Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow 1063 01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:43,376 ♪ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear ♪ 1064 01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:46,376 ♪ And don't go home tonight ♪ 1065 01:04:46,417 --> 01:04:50,959 ♪ Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1066 01:04:51,001 --> 01:04:52,501 ♪ The one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1067 01:04:52,542 --> 01:04:53,751 Be drunk always. 1068 01:04:53,792 --> 01:04:56,209 Nothing else matters. 1069 01:04:56,251 --> 01:04:59,792 And I'm sorry I tried to break your face. 1070 01:04:59,834 --> 01:05:01,042 That's okay. 1071 01:05:01,084 --> 01:05:02,959 I'm completely unpredictable, 1072 01:05:03,001 --> 01:05:04,709 especially on Friday. 1073 01:05:06,959 --> 01:05:08,667 ♪ Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow ♪ 1074 01:05:08,709 --> 01:05:10,542 I think we should go. 1075 01:05:10,584 --> 01:05:13,917 ♪ La, la, la, la-la, la-la, la ♪ 1076 01:05:13,959 --> 01:05:18,084 ♪ Throw your homework onto the fire ♪ 1077 01:05:18,126 --> 01:05:21,876 ♪ Come out and find the one that you love ♪ 1078 01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:25,626 ♪ Come out and find the one you love ♪ 1079 01:05:37,626 --> 01:05:39,501 These things are ridiculous. 1080 01:05:43,126 --> 01:05:46,084 What do you say we get some air, circulate the self-pity? 1081 01:05:48,209 --> 01:05:51,209 Hey. 1082 01:05:51,251 --> 01:05:52,584 Check this out. 1083 01:05:59,584 --> 01:06:04,251 You're like Bonnie and Clyde, except without Bonnie. 1084 01:06:04,292 --> 01:06:06,417 Her name is Cleo. 1085 01:06:06,459 --> 01:06:08,084 The girl who called in? 1086 01:06:08,126 --> 01:06:11,084 Yeah, she, uh, comes into the store I work at 1087 01:06:11,126 --> 01:06:12,751 to steal tapes. 1088 01:06:15,084 --> 01:06:16,834 You're in love with her, 1089 01:06:16,876 --> 01:06:19,584 but you think she doesn't notice you. 1090 01:06:19,626 --> 01:06:21,626 You're just the guy she uses to get her fix, 1091 01:06:21,667 --> 01:06:24,542 and that's it. 1092 01:06:24,584 --> 01:06:27,042 Pretty much. 1093 01:06:27,084 --> 01:06:29,292 Yeah, I know the feeling. 1094 01:06:29,334 --> 01:06:31,751 Can you imagine how many hot metal chicks out there 1095 01:06:31,792 --> 01:06:34,167 listen to my show every week? 1096 01:06:34,209 --> 01:06:37,542 They listen next to their mullet-headed boyfriends. 1097 01:06:37,584 --> 01:06:40,876 Guys like you and me, we provide the fantasy. 1098 01:06:40,917 --> 01:06:42,876 We're not real to them. 1099 01:06:42,917 --> 01:06:46,959 But that girl did call in. 1100 01:06:47,001 --> 01:06:50,626 She was talking directly to you. 1101 01:06:50,667 --> 01:06:54,084 So what do I do? 1102 01:06:54,126 --> 01:06:56,709 I'd dedicate a song to her. 1103 01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:58,251 That's just me. 1104 01:07:02,667 --> 01:07:03,917 What about you? 1105 01:07:03,959 --> 01:07:06,417 You married, got a girlfriend? 1106 01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:12,251 Yeah, I was married. 1107 01:07:12,292 --> 01:07:15,959 But she left me. 1108 01:07:16,001 --> 01:07:18,709 About a year ago. 1109 01:07:18,751 --> 01:07:21,251 Same day "Master of Puppets" came out. 1110 01:07:24,292 --> 01:07:30,292 I had it on super loud in my headphones all day. 1111 01:07:30,334 --> 01:07:32,209 I didn't even hear her leave. 1112 01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:37,542 There I was in thrash nirvana, 1113 01:07:37,584 --> 01:07:42,459 no idea that the love of my life was about to rip my guts out. 1114 01:07:42,501 --> 01:07:47,126 I haven't been able to listen to that album since. 1115 01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:50,042 How long were you together? 1116 01:07:50,084 --> 01:07:53,709 Since high school. 1117 01:07:53,751 --> 01:07:55,417 Why did you break up? 1118 01:07:58,709 --> 01:08:02,542 I guess the metal lifestyle just wasn't for her. 1119 01:08:02,584 --> 01:08:06,959 And she hated that I worked nights. 1120 01:08:09,376 --> 01:08:13,376 We just grew apart. 1121 01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:15,751 She grew up and I didn't. 1122 01:08:22,209 --> 01:08:25,292 Denver. 1123 01:08:25,334 --> 01:08:28,459 Don't forget the songs that made you cry 1124 01:08:28,501 --> 01:08:30,792 or the songs that saved your lives. 1125 01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:33,792 You may be crying for more metal, 1126 01:08:33,834 --> 01:08:36,751 but through those tears, 1127 01:08:36,792 --> 01:08:40,167 we must open our hearts and our ears. 1128 01:08:40,209 --> 01:08:44,501 Sometimes salvation is louder than bombs. 1129 01:08:57,667 --> 01:09:00,376 One last stop. 1130 01:09:00,417 --> 01:09:02,042 Oh, not the sketchy gay bar. 1131 01:09:02,084 --> 01:09:03,917 Billy's not getting on that bus tomorrow 1132 01:09:03,959 --> 01:09:06,792 without a proper after-hours send off. 1133 01:09:06,834 --> 01:09:10,084 We will never get in. 1134 01:09:10,126 --> 01:09:15,667 Hey, pull up to my bumper, baby. 1135 01:09:15,709 --> 01:09:17,376 How old are you? 1136 01:09:17,417 --> 01:09:19,542 He's old enough to join Reagan's army. 1137 01:09:19,584 --> 01:09:21,084 - Come on. - Yeah, hear, hear. 1138 01:09:21,126 --> 01:09:24,917 - That's right. - Let us in. 1139 01:09:24,959 --> 01:09:26,376 Well, night clubbers... 1140 01:09:28,042 --> 01:09:29,667 Welcome to The Exit. 1141 01:09:29,709 --> 01:09:36,834 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 1142 01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:54,334 Ready for a few gay boys in bondage? 1143 01:09:54,376 --> 01:09:55,542 Yeah. 1144 01:09:55,584 --> 01:09:56,834 Come on. I'll protect you. 1145 01:09:56,876 --> 01:10:00,126 ♪ You in your false securities ♪ 1146 01:10:00,167 --> 01:10:03,459 ♪ Tear up my life, condemning me ♪ 1147 01:10:03,501 --> 01:10:06,876 ♪ Name me an illness, call me a sin ♪ 1148 01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:10,167 ♪ Never feel guilty, never give in ♪ 1149 01:10:10,209 --> 01:10:17,042 ♪ Tell me why? ♪ 1150 01:10:17,126 --> 01:10:23,625 ♪ Tell me why? ♪ 1151 01:10:23,709 --> 01:10:27,459 ♪ Tell me why? ♪ 1152 01:10:27,501 --> 01:10:29,001 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1153 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:59,084 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1154 01:10:59,126 --> 01:11:02,626 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1155 01:11:02,667 --> 01:11:06,001 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1156 01:11:06,042 --> 01:11:09,542 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1157 01:11:09,584 --> 01:11:13,042 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1158 01:11:13,084 --> 01:11:16,542 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1159 01:11:16,584 --> 01:11:19,959 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1160 01:11:20,001 --> 01:11:23,501 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1161 01:11:23,542 --> 01:11:26,834 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1162 01:11:26,876 --> 01:11:30,292 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1163 01:11:30,334 --> 01:11:33,751 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1164 01:11:33,792 --> 01:11:37,042 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1165 01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:40,459 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1166 01:11:40,501 --> 01:11:43,542 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1167 01:11:56,084 --> 01:11:58,084 Why are you looking so sad, sweetie? 1168 01:12:08,209 --> 01:12:10,209 The Smiths broke up. 1169 01:12:14,167 --> 01:12:15,834 Is that all? 1170 01:12:15,876 --> 01:12:20,001 ♪ Can you tell me why? ♪ 1171 01:12:20,042 --> 01:12:21,709 So this is it, huh? 1172 01:12:21,751 --> 01:12:24,834 Their last album. 1173 01:12:24,876 --> 01:12:26,084 It'll join the ranks 1174 01:12:26,126 --> 01:12:28,334 of some great last's -- 1175 01:12:28,376 --> 01:12:32,167 "Let It Be," "In Through the Out Door," 1176 01:12:32,209 --> 01:12:35,001 "L.A. Woman." 1177 01:12:35,042 --> 01:12:37,917 Ozzy's last album with Sabbath "Never Say Die." 1178 01:12:37,959 --> 01:12:39,501 Although "Heaven and Hell" kicked ass, 1179 01:12:39,542 --> 01:12:42,334 I will be an Ozzy man until the day I die. 1180 01:12:44,584 --> 01:12:45,792 I could go on and on. 1181 01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:47,334 "Raw Power." 1182 01:12:47,876 --> 01:12:50,126 Uh, uh. 1183 01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:54,959 "Too Much, Too Soon." 1184 01:12:55,001 --> 01:12:56,376 Oh, that's New York Dolls' album. 1185 01:12:56,417 --> 01:12:58,084 Protopunks in ugly drag. 1186 01:12:58,126 --> 01:13:01,084 Best fucking band ever. 1187 01:13:01,126 --> 01:13:02,917 You know, when he was like 15, 1188 01:13:02,959 --> 01:13:04,459 Morrissey appointed himself 1189 01:13:04,501 --> 01:13:07,709 head of the New York Dolls UK fanclub. 1190 01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:09,876 I don't think they ever even knew. 1191 01:13:09,917 --> 01:13:14,334 Well, I hope he knows how much that means to you. 1192 01:13:27,959 --> 01:13:33,751 ♪ The death of a disco dancer ♪ 1193 01:13:33,792 --> 01:13:39,876 ♪ Well, it happens a lot 'round here ♪ 1194 01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:42,709 ♪ And if you think peace is a common goal ♪ 1195 01:13:42,751 --> 01:13:48,292 ♪ That goes to show how little you know ♪ 1196 01:13:50,876 --> 01:13:56,501 ♪ The death of a disco dancer ♪ 1197 01:13:56,542 --> 01:14:02,126 ♪ Well, I'd rather not get involved ♪ 1198 01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:05,001 ♪ I never talk to my neighbor ♪ 1199 01:14:05,042 --> 01:14:11,209 ♪ I'd rather not get involved ♪ 1200 01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:29,250 ♪ Love, peace and harmony? ♪ 1201 01:14:30,209 --> 01:14:32,834 ♪ Oh, very nice, Very nice ♪ 1202 01:14:32,876 --> 01:14:35,792 ♪ Very nice, Very nice ♪ 1203 01:14:35,834 --> 01:14:41,167 ♪ Maybe in the next world ♪ 1204 01:14:47,667 --> 01:14:53,125 ♪ The next world ♪ 1205 01:14:58,417 --> 01:15:00,001 Oh, look who it is, the four faggy friends. 1206 01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:03,084 See, I told you this is where the freaks hang out. 1207 01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:07,542 Look at this one. This one dresses like a dyke. 1208 01:15:08,876 --> 01:15:11,042 Eat some modified Madonna tomboy look, 1209 01:15:11,084 --> 01:15:12,292 you fucking asshole. 1210 01:15:12,334 --> 01:15:13,792 Fuck her up, man. 1211 01:15:17,501 --> 01:15:19,709 Hey! No! 1212 01:15:19,751 --> 01:15:24,001 Get off of him. 1213 01:15:24,042 --> 01:15:25,251 I got this. 1214 01:15:36,792 --> 01:15:38,501 Come here. 1215 01:15:38,542 --> 01:15:40,917 No, let him go! 1216 01:15:40,959 --> 01:15:43,709 I'm sick and tired of all this bullshit. 1217 01:16:02,751 --> 01:16:05,417 Nice right hook there, Demolition Man. 1218 01:16:11,876 --> 01:16:13,626 Are we going to be all right? 1219 01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:18,917 I'll always be on your side. 1220 01:16:46,167 --> 01:16:49,501 That's for me, isn't it? 1221 01:16:49,542 --> 01:16:53,084 Last mile's the hardest mile. 1222 01:16:53,126 --> 01:16:56,126 I think I'm ready to make that dedication. 1223 01:16:57,542 --> 01:16:59,751 News flash, new-wavers, 1224 01:16:59,792 --> 01:17:01,417 The intrepid Denver Police Department 1225 01:17:01,459 --> 01:17:03,084 has arrived to end the siege of this station 1226 01:17:03,126 --> 01:17:06,001 by a deranged and angry young Smiths' fan. 1227 01:17:06,042 --> 01:17:07,292 No! 1228 01:17:07,334 --> 01:17:08,876 And I must say, 1229 01:17:08,917 --> 01:17:10,667 it has been amazing to see the gathering 1230 01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:12,376 of the faithful outside this station. 1231 01:17:12,417 --> 01:17:15,292 What? 1232 01:17:15,334 --> 01:17:16,834 There's a murky river 1233 01:17:16,876 --> 01:17:18,459 of musical history running through these songs, 1234 01:17:18,501 --> 01:17:20,126 from Bo Diddley to Bowie, 1235 01:17:20,167 --> 01:17:22,584 from Presley and Sinatra, 1236 01:17:22,626 --> 01:17:24,334 to the Dolls and T.Rex, 1237 01:17:24,376 --> 01:17:27,292 from Motown all the way to Manchester. 1238 01:17:29,251 --> 01:17:31,042 Tonight, two musical cultures 1239 01:17:31,084 --> 01:17:33,209 reached across the divide to each other, 1240 01:17:33,251 --> 01:17:35,917 and it seems that in these uncertain times 1241 01:17:35,959 --> 01:17:38,459 of chaos and fear, 1242 01:17:38,501 --> 01:17:41,667 a song can still save your life, 1243 01:17:41,709 --> 01:17:43,334 it's all or nothing with The Smiths 1244 01:17:43,376 --> 01:17:44,459 and those that love them. 1245 01:17:44,501 --> 01:17:45,459 It is life and death. 1246 01:17:45,501 --> 01:17:47,584 It's music full of love and hate 1247 01:17:47,626 --> 01:17:50,084 and passions just like ours. 1248 01:17:53,334 --> 01:17:57,959 And all these kids out there, they sing for them. 1249 01:18:03,376 --> 01:18:05,459 There's history in this music, 1250 01:18:05,501 --> 01:18:07,959 and there's history happening right here, right now, 1251 01:18:08,001 --> 01:18:12,251 I can't believe this, but yes, folks, it's true. 1252 01:18:12,292 --> 01:18:13,959 The queen is dead. 1253 01:18:17,876 --> 01:18:19,709 Long live The Smiths. 1254 01:18:22,292 --> 01:18:26,459 Oh, before I sign off. 1255 01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:31,042 Here's one more song for that sweet and tender hooligan. 1256 01:18:31,084 --> 01:18:34,167 He wanted me to dedicate it to a very special shoplifter 1257 01:18:34,209 --> 01:18:37,501 out there somewhere. 1258 01:18:37,542 --> 01:18:39,709 You know who you are. 1259 01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:12,251 ♪ I am the son and the heir ♪ 1260 01:19:14,126 --> 01:19:18,626 ♪ Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar ♪ 1261 01:19:18,667 --> 01:19:22,042 ♪ I am the son and heir ♪ 1262 01:19:22,084 --> 01:19:24,667 ♪ Of nothing in particular ♪ 1263 01:19:28,667 --> 01:19:30,959 ♪ You shut your mouth ♪ 1264 01:19:31,001 --> 01:19:33,667 ♪ How can you say ♪ 1265 01:19:33,709 --> 01:19:36,251 ♪ I go about things the wrong way? ♪ 1266 01:19:36,292 --> 01:19:42,209 ♪ I am human and I need to be loved ♪ 1267 01:19:42,251 --> 01:19:47,001 ♪ Just like everybody else does ♪ 1268 01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:13,334 ♪ I am the son and the heir ♪ 1269 01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:18,751 ♪ Of a shyness that was criminally vulgar ♪ 1270 01:20:18,792 --> 01:20:22,417 ♪ I am the son and heir ♪ 1271 01:20:22,459 --> 01:20:24,459 ♪ Of nothing in particular ♪ 1272 01:20:29,251 --> 01:20:33,751 ♪ You shut your mouth, how can you say ♪ 1273 01:20:33,792 --> 01:20:36,417 ♪ I go about things the wrong way? ♪ 1274 01:20:36,459 --> 01:20:42,626 ♪ I am human and I need to be loved ♪ 1275 01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:44,001 ♪ Just like everybody else does ♪ 1276 01:20:44,042 --> 01:20:47,792 - Hey, can you take our picture? - Sure. 1277 01:20:47,834 --> 01:20:49,084 Thank you. 1278 01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:06,042 The meetings between the group members 1279 01:21:06,084 --> 01:21:07,501 were very accidental. 1280 01:21:07,542 --> 01:21:09,376 It was also a very barren time 1281 01:21:09,417 --> 01:21:11,376 when everybody seemed to be lost, 1282 01:21:11,417 --> 01:21:15,001 and the vile elements were taking over. 1283 01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:22,542 Four strangers cannot simply huddle together 1284 01:21:22,584 --> 01:21:24,209 and do what we do. 1285 01:21:24,251 --> 01:21:26,042 And whatever happens, 1286 01:21:26,084 --> 01:21:27,667 well, there has to be some kind 1287 01:21:27,709 --> 01:21:31,376 of mystical communion between them and some bond. 1288 01:21:35,209 --> 01:21:37,209 But with the Smiths on another level, 1289 01:21:37,251 --> 01:21:39,709 I really do think it is true. 1290 01:21:39,751 --> 01:21:44,001 I think this is really more or less the end of the story. 1291 01:22:49,709 --> 01:22:51,792 I came to bail you out, 1292 01:22:51,834 --> 01:22:54,417 stole all this money, and everything. 1293 01:22:54,459 --> 01:22:56,626 Mickey won't press charges. 1294 01:22:56,667 --> 01:22:58,626 Some revolution. 1295 01:22:58,667 --> 01:23:00,834 Bunch of freaks spent the night in the parking lot. 1296 01:23:00,876 --> 01:23:02,376 Should have been on the front page, 1297 01:23:02,417 --> 01:23:07,042 but by tomorrow, it'll be like it never happened. 1298 01:23:07,084 --> 01:23:09,126 I'll never forget it. 1299 01:23:12,376 --> 01:23:14,792 Come on, you look like you need a ride. 1300 01:23:14,834 --> 01:23:17,167 Where are you going? 1301 01:23:17,209 --> 01:23:18,709 I don't know. Where are you going? 1302 01:23:18,751 --> 01:23:20,626 Anywhere. 1303 01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:22,042 Anywhere? 1304 01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:25,084 Take me anywhere. I don't care. 1305 01:24:02,917 --> 01:24:06,251 ♪ Learn to love me ♪ 1306 01:24:06,292 --> 01:24:09,251 ♪ Assemble the ways ♪ 1307 01:24:09,292 --> 01:24:15,167 ♪ Now, today, tomorrow and always ♪ 1308 01:24:15,209 --> 01:24:20,834 ♪ My only weakness is a listed crime ♪ 1309 01:24:20,876 --> 01:24:26,626 ♪ My only weakness is, well, never mind, never mind, oh ♪ 1310 01:24:26,959 --> 01:24:31,501 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1311 01:24:31,542 --> 01:24:35,126 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1312 01:24:35,167 --> 01:24:38,376 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1313 01:24:38,417 --> 01:24:43,209 ♪ Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ♪ 1314 01:24:44,042 --> 01:24:49,001 ♪ Learn to love me and assemble the ways ♪ 1315 01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:53,209 ♪ Now, today, tomorrow, and always ♪ 1316 01:24:55,209 --> 01:25:00,126 ♪ My only weakness is a listed crime ♪ 1317 01:25:00,167 --> 01:25:02,834 ♪ But last night the plans for a future war ♪ 1318 01:25:02,876 --> 01:25:06,501 ♪ Was all I saw on Channel Four ♪ 1319 01:25:06,542 --> 01:25:11,126 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1320 01:25:11,167 --> 01:25:15,126 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1321 01:25:15,167 --> 01:25:18,001 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1322 01:25:18,042 --> 01:25:22,834 ♪ Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ♪ 1323 01:26:08,751 --> 01:26:11,376 ♪ A heartless hand on my shoulder ♪ 1324 01:26:11,417 --> 01:26:13,334 ♪ A push and it's over ♪ 1325 01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:15,751 ♪ Alabaster crashes down ♪ 1326 01:26:15,792 --> 01:26:18,001 ♪ Six months is a long time ♪ 1327 01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:22,001 ♪ Tried living in the real world instead of a shell ♪ 1328 01:26:22,042 --> 01:26:24,751 ♪ But before I began ♪ 1329 01:26:24,792 --> 01:26:30,251 ♪ I was bored before I even began ♪ 1330 01:26:30,292 --> 01:26:34,792 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1331 01:26:34,834 --> 01:26:38,751 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1332 01:26:38,792 --> 01:26:43,417 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1333 01:26:43,459 --> 01:26:47,417 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1334 01:26:47,459 --> 01:26:52,084 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1335 01:26:52,126 --> 01:26:56,167 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1336 01:26:56,209 --> 01:26:59,042 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1337 01:26:59,084 --> 01:27:03,584 ♪ Take over ♪♪