WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:56.600 --> 00:02:58.240 Oga Richie. Oga Rich, sir. 4 00:05:54.760 --> 00:05:57.160 What am I supposed to do? What am I to do? 5 00:06:15.480 --> 00:06:18.840 Hurry up and bath. 6 00:06:19.640 --> 00:06:21.680 Let's go to a party-- 7 00:06:29.320 --> 00:06:30.680 If you weren’t boring, babes, 8 00:06:30.760 --> 00:06:35.240 I would take you partying, spoil you. 9 00:06:35.320 --> 00:06:36.480 But you’re boring. 10 00:06:54.760 --> 00:06:56.320 Here is my rent, babes. 11 00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:01.680 And I think next time I go partying, you have to come with me. 12 00:07:05.200 --> 00:07:06.400 ‎I'm off to bath. 13 00:09:16.960 --> 00:09:20.440 -You're a houseboy. -God, hope you're hearing. 14 00:09:20.520 --> 00:09:23.240 Hope you're hearing all my heart cry. 15 00:09:58.400 --> 00:10:01.320 Silly man, I tell you I'm hungry and you're fooling around. 16 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:46.560 I want to help you, saying babes like things like this. 17 00:17:00.520 --> 00:17:02.720 Hey, piss off! Don't give me that attitude! 18 00:17:16.160 --> 00:17:17.359 -Really? -Imagine. 19 00:17:21.560 --> 00:17:23.119 Does he think you're playing games? 20 00:17:30.840 --> 00:17:34.160 Friend, you know I'm broke. 21 00:18:16.200 --> 00:18:19.600 -Playing games here. -I'm not playing games. 22 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:32.040 Let's get them. 23 00:18:32.120 --> 00:18:33.560 What do we have here? 24 00:18:33.640 --> 00:18:34.840 ‎Let me see. 25 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:43.920 And he's like yellow. 26 00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:46.560 Just like me, hey? 27 00:18:46.640 --> 00:18:49.520 I'll send him a message. What should I say? 28 00:18:49.600 --> 00:18:50.920 Say… 29 00:18:56.760 --> 00:18:59.440 Then say… 30 00:18:59.520 --> 00:19:00.440 Four times. 31 00:19:00.520 --> 00:19:01.920 ‎No, three times. That's too much. 32 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:03.680 -Is four too much? -Three is perfect. 33 00:19:09.160 --> 00:19:11.040 -Oh. -What? 34 00:19:11.120 --> 00:19:12.840 ‎Already replied. 35 00:19:24.560 --> 00:19:27.640 ‎I enjoy the fruits of your labor. 36 00:19:27.720 --> 00:19:29.040 You're lazy. 37 00:19:29.120 --> 00:19:30.600 But you're my friend, aren't you? 38 00:19:48.880 --> 00:19:50.800 We're not here to play around. 39 00:19:59.960 --> 00:20:02.120 ‎Am I pretty? 40 00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:06.160 Move. Don't let him see you. 41 00:20:58.520 --> 00:20:59.560 ‎Right? 42 00:21:58.320 --> 00:21:59.880 -Hello. -What are you watching? 43 00:21:59.960 --> 00:22:01.160 ‎What are you looking for here? 44 00:22:05.400 --> 00:22:08.400 If you are passing, walk past. Why you watching someone's house like that? 45 00:22:33.320 --> 00:22:35.360 So you're here to visit or to work? 46 00:22:48.680 --> 00:22:50.680 -No. -You have no permit? 47 00:23:06.440 --> 00:23:09.600 That's right. You must get a permit to work here. 48 00:23:09.680 --> 00:23:12.000 You can't just come like that from Ghana and work here. 49 00:23:22.280 --> 00:23:23.600 -Sorry. -Thank-you, very much. 50 00:23:23.680 --> 00:23:24.760 ‎Go on, leave. 51 00:23:27.320 --> 00:23:31.280 I'm working and you're looking, how would I know you're not a thief. 52 00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:57.640 ‎…you take whatever you see from me. 53 00:27:57.720 --> 00:27:59.600 Let go of me! 54 00:29:35.040 --> 00:29:37.240 -Take this girl away, quickly! -Ah, shut up. 55 00:29:37.320 --> 00:29:38.560 What are you even doing here? 56 00:29:40.600 --> 00:29:42.120 Come, come, come, come. 57 00:29:42.560 --> 00:29:45.640 Throw her out in the streets. 58 00:29:50.600 --> 00:29:52.800 Seems like this guy is crazy. 59 00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:30.040 -Yahoo boy with tum--. -Can a Southie yahoo scam a Nigerian guy? 60 00:30:30.120 --> 00:30:31.840 Impossi-can't. Calm down. 61 00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:31.560 ‎Clive sent me pictures ‎of his cars and house. 62 00:32:41.560 --> 00:32:43.080 It doesn't suit you. 63 00:32:47.760 --> 00:32:50.920 And tomorrow is right now, so where's the rent? 64 00:32:51.760 --> 00:32:54.600 Friend, can you pay it for me this month? 65 00:32:57.480 --> 00:32:59.320 ‎Babes, you want me to pay it for you? 66 00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:05.200 ‎What is my rent money compared ‎to those rich guys you hang out with? 67 00:33:05.320 --> 00:33:08.080 Oh, okay. You want me to spend my… 68 00:33:08.640 --> 00:33:12.840 shoe budget and pay your rent? 69 00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:16.000 No, babes. Hustle. 70 00:33:17.560 --> 00:33:20.800 You can be grumpy after our selfie. Come on. 71 00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:49.880 What will he do if he finds me like this? What then? 72 00:34:49.960 --> 00:34:52.719 I think I should bath and put makeup on 73 00:34:52.800 --> 00:34:54.719 ‎and you should do the same. ‎Then maybe we can get 74 00:34:54.880 --> 00:34:57.040 a rich man for you too. 75 00:34:57.120 --> 00:34:59.560 You know I don't care for rich men. 76 00:34:59.640 --> 00:35:04.200 Well, I do. Unless you want to be a hobo. 77 00:35:06.240 --> 00:35:08.760 ‎Take a bath… 78 00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:31.600 Sorry, ma'am. One moment, please? 79 00:40:44.600 --> 00:40:46.680 And kaboom, then she ran. 80 00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:03.000 The friend of all friends. 81 00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:18.880 Where is he? 82 00:46:11.360 --> 00:46:13.520 -Don't know. -Hey, you. Richard. 83 00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:18.720 -No. -Don't make me crazy, boy! 84 00:49:43.200 --> 00:49:44.560 Are you crazy? 85 00:49:57.280 --> 00:49:58.880 Stupid idiot. 86 00:49:59.320 --> 00:50:02.920 No, look. Don't speak. 87 00:50:03.120 --> 00:50:04.640 Don't speak. 88 00:50:05.960 --> 00:50:07.960 ‎What's your problem, anyway? 89 00:50:10.040 --> 00:50:11.720 Come, let me tell you something. 90 00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:16.080 All right, wait... 91 00:50:16.160 --> 00:50:19.040 I said, wait, just be patient. 92 00:51:12.600 --> 00:51:15.680 Brother, what's going on? I hear you're looking for me. 93 00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:16.600 Where were you? 94 00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:26.840 -Yes, sir. -Oh boy, I wish I could be like you. 95 00:51:39.960 --> 00:51:41.360 You know how it is. 96 00:51:41.440 --> 00:51:43.080 But man, 97 00:51:44.800 --> 00:51:46.200 ‎I'm tired of it. 98 00:51:51.640 --> 00:51:53.600 -Yeah. -Brother, you're trying. 99 00:51:55.120 --> 00:51:56.440 -It's not easy now. -Hmm. 100 00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:02.480 -You should try that someday. -I'm making the effort. 101 00:52:04.240 --> 00:52:06.040 What about the job thing? How's it going? 102 00:52:17.800 --> 00:52:20.040 What's wrong with you? On the 'net? Are you a yahoo boy? 103 00:52:23.480 --> 00:52:24.800 ‎You're not a child. 104 00:52:26.720 --> 00:52:28.920 Com-, com- what? 105 00:52:43.000 --> 00:52:45.240 Tunde Ednut. They're so many. 106 00:52:47.240 --> 00:52:50.760 Is it an HR person? Who? Tunde what? 107 00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:54.680 This guy, seems like it's really yahoo you want to do. 108 00:52:54.760 --> 00:52:56.480 No, no, I don't want to do yahoo. 109 00:52:56.720 --> 00:52:58.760 Gmail or Hotmail. 110 00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:16.000 Please, come here. 111 00:53:16.560 --> 00:53:19.160 Any problem? Is there any-- Hope no problem. 112 00:53:43.200 --> 00:53:44.560 You want to tell me I'm crazy? 113 00:53:57.320 --> 00:53:58.600 Smell your beard. 114 00:54:03.600 --> 00:54:05.440 Isn't that your smell? 115 00:54:14.080 --> 00:54:17.760 ‎Smell it, that's a man's smell. 116 00:54:18.520 --> 00:54:20.720 Brother, don't act this way. 117 00:54:20.800 --> 00:54:21.760 -This is-- -It's you. 118 00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:22.920 ‎Who did you bring here? 119 00:54:23.000 --> 00:54:24.360 So you didn't bring anyone here? 120 00:54:25.880 --> 00:54:27.160 ‎Because it's a man's smell on that pillow. 121 00:54:27.240 --> 00:54:30.040 -Or did you bring a man here? -Brother, you know me, I like women. 122 00:54:30.120 --> 00:54:32.160 -I don't do men. -Richard, this whole... 123 00:54:32.240 --> 00:54:34.120 This whole place is smelling like Richard. 124 00:54:34.200 --> 00:54:37.080 It's smelling like Richard. 125 00:54:37.160 --> 00:54:40.120 Now Richard, go and wash this thing away. 126 00:54:42.760 --> 00:54:45.040 Brother Reggie, this is not me. I swear. 127 00:55:00.080 --> 00:55:01.200 What's the problem? 128 00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:04.840 I wish you can ask me that again. 129 00:55:24.280 --> 00:55:25.400 Aren't you a man? 130 00:55:31.000 --> 00:55:33.360 -Why are you stressing yourself? -It's easy for you to say. 131 00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:39.960 We have plenty ways of getting these kinds of things. 132 00:55:58.600 --> 00:56:00.320 ‎If the police see you, ‎if the police blinks its eye at you, 133 00:56:00.400 --> 00:56:02.160 You can tell them to buzz off. 134 00:56:21.960 --> 00:56:24.080 -Hmm. -Hah. The girls here? 135 00:56:24.400 --> 00:56:26.120 Don't make me talk too much. 136 00:56:33.840 --> 00:56:34.960 You don't have? 137 00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:38.440 -No, mine is-- -Hey, stop lying to yourself. 138 00:56:48.880 --> 00:56:51.440 ‎You don't...You shouldn't ask. ‎Go ask the girls. 139 00:57:35.440 --> 00:57:36.960 ‎or you want a new roommate? 140 00:58:25.880 --> 00:58:27.520 ‎Watch me, okay? 141 00:58:37.600 --> 00:58:39.480 ‎Like a bath. 142 00:58:39.680 --> 00:58:40.880 ‎Never in my life. 143 00:58:56.000 --> 00:59:02.560 I'm hungry. I can't deal with this right now. 144 00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:26.560 All right, brother. Okay. 145 00:59:26.640 --> 00:59:31.360 The Lord will be with you. Thank-you. 146 01:03:46.240 --> 01:03:48.280 Huh. What kind of nonsense is this? 147 01:04:52.000 --> 01:04:53.080 You're so beautiful. 148 01:05:00.880 --> 01:05:02.560 Hey, sweetie. Will you show me? 149 01:05:03.640 --> 01:05:06.000 So pretty. You all right? 150 01:05:07.920 --> 01:05:09.360 Then why so quiet? 151 01:05:12.640 --> 01:05:14.200 Are you afraid of me? 152 01:05:18.040 --> 01:05:20.000 A prostitute who doesn't like to be touched? 153 01:05:22.680 --> 01:05:24.440 I called you what you are. What did you come here for? 154 01:05:24.520 --> 01:05:27.680 Nothing is going to happen here today. 155 01:05:27.760 --> 01:05:29.360 Hey, then what are we doing here? 156 01:07:23.680 --> 01:07:25.360 Hi, guys. 157 01:10:04.160 --> 01:10:07.480 Your thighs are so white, it's like they're made of snow. 158 01:10:15.640 --> 01:10:16.800 -Slow down. -What's the matter? 159 01:10:16.880 --> 01:10:18.280 She's never done this before, she's nervous. 160 01:10:18.360 --> 01:10:19.920 Can I get you champagne? 161 01:10:20.000 --> 01:10:21.360 ‎Cool, friend. 162 01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:28.760 Just give me one kiss. Or do you want cash up front? 163 01:12:01.440 --> 01:12:02.560 I know. 164 01:12:02.640 --> 01:12:04.200 ‎I'm sorry, friend. 165 01:12:22.600 --> 01:12:24.560 That rubbish. 166 01:14:35.440 --> 01:14:36.880 Hey, catch him! 167 01:15:38.240 --> 01:15:39.680 Hey, you. 168 01:15:40.640 --> 01:15:42.280 Why are you looking at me strangely? 169 01:15:42.360 --> 01:15:45.360 Because you do strange things. 170 01:15:45.440 --> 01:15:46.680 At your age. 171 01:15:54.200 --> 01:15:56.800 What's so funny? 172 01:16:01.400 --> 01:16:03.240 Do you realize how much younger he is than you? 173 01:16:07.600 --> 01:16:08.720 And not grannies like you. 174 01:16:08.800 --> 01:16:11.120 What's so sexy about you, tomboy? 175 01:16:11.720 --> 01:16:13.240 Whatever. 176 01:16:18.560 --> 01:16:21.280 Listen to me. Firstly, 177 01:16:21.360 --> 01:16:24.840 I don't sleep with young boys. 178 01:16:25.120 --> 01:16:28.440 That boy is not by Ben10. 179 01:16:29.160 --> 01:16:30.560 He's my nephew. 180 01:16:36.360 --> 01:16:38.520 Really, ma'am? 181 01:16:41.640 --> 01:16:43.120 Sorry. 182 01:16:48.160 --> 01:16:50.160 He really did her wrong. 183 01:16:50.240 --> 01:16:51.600 And now she's depressed, ma'am. 184 01:16:51.680 --> 01:16:53.240 ‎What did he do to her? 185 01:17:01.920 --> 01:17:03.760 Like I mentioned, ma'am, 186 01:17:12.840 --> 01:17:15.720 Why does she allow men to sleep with her? 187 01:17:18.680 --> 01:17:22.640 Ah. Disaster. From that dog? Good luck. 188 01:17:22.720 --> 01:17:27.640 But I don't understand. How does he accomplish all that 189 01:17:27.720 --> 01:17:31.080 while he's living under his brother's roof? 190 01:17:31.160 --> 01:17:32.520 Really? 191 01:17:36.400 --> 01:17:37.720 Listen to me. 192 01:17:38.840 --> 01:17:40.320 That boy is a good-for-nothing. 193 01:17:40.400 --> 01:17:42.840 ‎That parasite is jobless and broke. 194 01:17:51.160 --> 01:17:53.160 Girls who are like that, like your friend, 195 01:17:53.240 --> 01:17:56.680 ‎who believe that house belongs to him. 196 01:17:58.280 --> 01:18:00.800 He is broke, he has nothing. 197 01:18:02.040 --> 01:18:06.240 Now I know why he was acting 198 01:18:06.320 --> 01:18:09.200 ‎so weirdly at the restaurant. 199 01:18:11.240 --> 01:18:13.600 -Was that in Midrand? -Yes. 200 01:18:13.840 --> 01:18:18.080 Yes, that sounds just like him. 201 01:18:18.160 --> 01:18:19.720 That guy… 202 01:18:25.880 --> 01:18:26.960 How can I help? 203 01:18:29.080 --> 01:18:31.880 Tell me, how can I help? 204 01:18:31.960 --> 01:18:33.920 I'm glad you asked, ma'am. 205 01:18:34.000 --> 01:18:35.840 ‎I have a plan. I'll tell you. 206 01:21:38.720 --> 01:21:40.480 Listen to her. 207 01:21:41.880 --> 01:21:44.600 Don't keep suffering. Men will be selfish. 208 01:23:12.280 --> 01:23:13.640 Oga, this is a big one. 209 01:26:14.280 --> 01:26:19.520 Oh. How did it go with you? 210 01:28:24.280 --> 01:28:26.600 I'm from deep rural Nquthu. 211 01:28:29.680 --> 01:28:31.760 Not like that. 212 01:28:41.240 --> 01:28:44.600 I was the one who changed Richard's diapers. 213 01:28:44.680 --> 01:28:49.760 Up until the age of twelve, he used to wet his pants. 214 01:28:52.480 --> 01:28:53.760 -Whoo. -You know… 215 01:28:53.840 --> 01:28:56.120 ‎I cleaned his underpants. 216 01:28:56.240 --> 01:28:58.880 Tiny pee-pee, but massive testicles. 217 01:28:59.360 --> 01:29:04.880 Traditional healers couldn't give him medicine to make it grow. 218 01:29:04.960 --> 01:29:07.520 Nothing. 219 01:29:07.600 --> 01:29:09.080 I took him to Venda, 220 01:29:09.160 --> 01:29:11.720 where there's a tree with growth potion. 221 01:29:11.800 --> 01:29:13.040 ‎But still nothing. 222 01:29:13.160 --> 01:29:15.320 You should have seen him, 223 01:29:15.400 --> 01:29:21.120 sticking it into every tree he could find. 224 01:29:25.200 --> 01:29:29.040 Hey, mama. Go on. Go on. 225 01:29:29.120 --> 01:29:32.440 He owns nothing. No bike, no house. 226 01:29:32.520 --> 01:29:36.800 It's all a figment of his imagination. 227 01:29:38.800 --> 01:29:41.040 Yes. And cut. 228 01:29:41.360 --> 01:29:43.160 Thank-you, ma'am. 229 01:29:43.760 --> 01:29:46.160 -No, man. What is it? -Thank-you. 230 01:29:46.240 --> 01:29:49.920 Thank-you, mama, for helping my friend. 231 01:29:50.000 --> 01:29:52.720 You two, so desperate for pee-pees.