1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:19,289 --> 00:00:27,719 hello my name is John farmer. i'm a paranormal investigator and cryptozoologist. From a very 4 00:00:27,719 --> 00:00:33,610 early age i have experienced numerous encounters of what people would consider to be paranormal 5 00:00:33,610 --> 00:00:39,690 activity. In this space and time i have witnessed more than the average person would have in 6 00:00:39,690 --> 00:00:46,890 many lifetimes. I'm no spirit medium or clairvoyant but i do possess a gift, a gift which allows 7 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:55,890 me to experience this activity. I've been possessed 47 times in my life, i've been attacked 8 00:00:55,890 --> 00:01:06,350 by unknown forces, i've seen many unidentified objects in the sky, all leading to this point. 9 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:12,310 It is now time for me to share my gift with you the world, for the first time ever i will 10 00:01:12,310 --> 00:01:17,990 attempt to capture this evidence in a six-part series as we look into the unknown to prove 11 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:25,539 there is something in the shadows. What do you think? huh? about that? Oh yeah it's good 12 00:01:25,539 --> 00:01:30,610 but it's a bit samey though, do you know what i mean because it was hasn't really changed 13 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:36,970 much. the sound I've fixed the sound. Oh right yeah yeah yeah that humming's gone yeah good 14 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:47,310 good nice good job pretty nice. I'm happy with that yeah okay. What time are we? 3 a.m 15 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:51,680 so we better get move on 16 00:01:51,680 --> 00:02:01,530 So um yeah so let it go. Right ladies and gentlemen may i introduce to you mr Kirk Cumberland. 17 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:11,160 Yeah alright? You can't say all right. Huh ladies uh sorry uh hi hi I'm um Kirk cumberland 18 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:20,430 a paranormal investigator and also uh well sort of i'm also an i.t technician so yeah. 19 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:26,018 Looking forward to this adventure uh as long as you guys don't bum me 20 00:02:26,018 --> 00:02:33,670 okay i'll cut the um the sort of line. Yeah and the bumming bit. it's got a sound legit, 21 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,840 maybe edit that bit as well. 22 00:02:38,185 --> 00:02:40,214 Alright boys? 23 00:02:43,135 --> 00:02:47,305 Hey, get out my face, Come in 24 00:02:48,514 --> 00:02:51,680 Jon Farmer! You got all your stuff? 25 00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:54,291 Yes mate, all sorted out 26 00:02:55,863 --> 00:02:57,863 Here he is, Mr Cumberland 27 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:03,509 We got chairs, toothbrush, and, we got a bottle of whisky. Soon as we are going to Scotland 28 00:03:05,324 --> 00:03:10,475 Anyone want anything from the fridge before we go? Speak now or forever hold your peace 29 00:03:10,476 --> 00:03:12,476 Can I have a banana? Theres two for you there mate 30 00:03:12,477 --> 00:03:14,477 Cheers mate 31 00:03:14,976 --> 00:03:15,986 Lets hit the road, scotland! 32 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:24,779 Are we on? oh yeah road trip man. It's very early in the morning but we're on our.. where 33 00:03:24,779 --> 00:03:31,480 are we? on our way. We are on our way. We've only just started we're on our way. Road trip 34 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:43,299 man. You excited fred? Yes, excited yeah very excited. Brilliant great stuff let's get round. 35 00:03:43,299 --> 00:03:50,409 Are you excited? i'm excited about stuff i suppose but. Check that out. 36 00:03:50,409 --> 00:03:57,689 How many bananas you had now? i was hungry yeah yeah. It's like a giant eating a banana. 37 00:03:57,689 --> 00:04:01,600 You know how I love bananas. 38 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:15,769 There's Steve. (shouting at Steve) 39 00:04:16,951 --> 00:04:18,951 Bless his cotton socks 40 00:04:18,951 --> 00:04:20,951 How many miles? We've only just started 41 00:04:21,481 --> 00:04:23,839 No, we will be on the road for a bit but.. 42 00:04:24,607 --> 00:04:32,852 299 miles to go. i need a wee. that's the time. Are we going to have a wee stop? are 43 00:04:32,852 --> 00:04:44,725 we sure oh yeah yeah did you actually think that? Are we going to stop and have breakfast? 44 00:04:45,996 --> 00:04:47,996 I think we will stop yes 45 00:04:48,947 --> 00:04:50,912 What about Steve? anyone spoken to Steve? 46 00:04:51,450 --> 00:05:03,980 Steve is meeting us there. He doesn't like being.. Steve doesn't like 47 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:14,920 to be with anybody, he likes being with people but he likes to do things on his own. Yeah 48 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:21,040 as we know from experience in the past many many times he does his own thing he's like 49 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:26,287 he's like a lone ranger he just does his own thing, and that's Steve. But he's a diamond 50 00:05:26,287 --> 00:05:27,518 And he's a dick 51 00:05:27,518 --> 00:05:28,980 But he's a good lad 52 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:30,720 He is a good lad But he's a dick 53 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:37,527 i'm all right now getting a coffee down me that's [ __ ] knackered mate, i know i ain't 54 00:05:37,527 --> 00:05:39,334 done my shoe laces up yet 55 00:05:39,335 --> 00:05:41,335 Sort em out mate 56 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:45,599 i will in a minute. You know what, 10 quid for a sandwich 57 00:05:48,567 --> 00:05:52,617 A cheese sandwich. Cheese sandwich ten pounds. 58 00:05:53,621 --> 00:06:00,000 And then you went and got one as well. Yep free coffee. Did you? Did you just walk out 59 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,240 with it? That's on camera that. 60 00:06:03,027 --> 00:06:05,027 There we go..sorted 61 00:06:05,446 --> 00:06:08,896 So Jon, what sort of things are we going to be looking 62 00:06:08,896 --> 00:06:15,950 for up there in bonny scotland sir? Well the monster obviously. Geese, geese? Yeah egyptian 63 00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:22,258 not canadian. okay. Um egyptian geese, have you ever seen them? oh man beautiful beautiful 64 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:30,000 creatures. Um no no they look like they've got egyptian eye paint on. Yeah yeah honestly 65 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:39,694 i'm not joking i'm not joking um a bald eagle, buzzards, buzzards. What are them massive ones? um 66 00:06:39,694 --> 00:06:41,170 Pteroddactyl? 67 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:42,170 condors 68 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,420 if we see one of them mate this is gonna be a winner this is gonna be an absolute winner 69 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:49,564 we might have to change it right now 70 00:06:49,564 --> 00:06:52,000 oh my god. Theres one right now 71 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,560 Right we're coming up for loch lomond now 72 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:10,608 You know how I said it was my lucky day?i've just gone and found another banana 73 00:07:12,161 --> 00:07:14,161 Hey hey 74 00:07:19,544 --> 00:07:22,560 Get a shot of that. Absolutely beautiful. 75 00:07:22,768 --> 00:07:25,101 This is gonna be a two bouncer..at least 76 00:07:27,576 --> 00:07:28,432 One! 77 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:34,970 what i meant was a oner. yeah a oner. that was good, so one to beat 78 00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:38,148 two.. two. 79 00:07:39,283 --> 00:07:45,101 Still going for four. oh, yeah 80 00:07:53,513 --> 00:07:54,832 One! Fuck you 81 00:07:56,972 --> 00:08:02,920 so that was the last stretch of the journey of loch lomond. We're heading up now towards 82 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:10,239 loch ness probably another hour to go. No piss taking while i'm doing a take. Piss taking? 83 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:14,285 yeah would we take the piss out of you? afterwards don't get me laughing because I won't be able 84 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:17,478 to do my thing. When you're doing your camera thing mate you won't get any piss taking from 85 00:08:17,478 --> 00:08:24,854 us. Yeah, nothing. Yeah. No bananas you.We are professionals mate, professionals 86 00:08:26,379 --> 00:08:27,634 I think he's gonna be sick 87 00:08:32,462 --> 00:08:34,462 Only joking 88 00:08:35,135 --> 00:08:36,510 Go on, throw up then 89 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:38,048 I'm not gonna throw up. Your not? 90 00:08:38,048 --> 00:08:44,960 i just feel a bit. What's that from then? Just windy roads. Really? Yep and those sausage 91 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:49,515 rolls. He's not gonna throw up, that's a shame. 92 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:55,744 Right I'm getting in. Sorry to disappoint 93 00:08:57,215 --> 00:08:59,215 No sick here then 94 00:09:00,483 --> 00:09:06,259 well let me know when you are sick so i can get the camera in your face 95 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:10,083 You alright Jon? Yeah yeah 96 00:09:10,913 --> 00:09:16,612 23 miles 800 feet deep yeah? Yeah. 23 miles wide. 97 00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:23,417 He's here 98 00:09:23,989 --> 00:09:27,459 Steve..hows it going dude? 99 00:09:29,424 --> 00:09:31,424 Alright geezer, bring it in 100 00:09:33,222 --> 00:09:35,222 Jonny boy 101 00:09:36,244 --> 00:09:38,244 Say hello Steve. Alright? 102 00:09:38,831 --> 00:09:40,531 How you doing? 103 00:09:40,531 --> 00:09:44,491 Comes down on his own. Always. At the back of the pack 104 00:09:45,712 --> 00:09:48,230 How long have you had that ringtone for Steve? 105 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:49,260 forever yeah 106 00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:55,540 He was sick. He was nearly sick 107 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:01,780 *Group mumblings* 108 00:10:11,549 --> 00:10:15,841 Okay you ready? Well, is it alright with that in the background? 109 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:23,633 yeah yeah, Kirk! There's ducks. Yeah you're in shot though mate. Have you seen the ducks? 110 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:30,440 Yes, yeah. Okay.. Good evening you join me as i stand at the mouth of this huge body 111 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:38,749 of water. Extending 23 miles its deepest point is said to be around 800 feet. It is home 112 00:10:38,749 --> 00:10:45,249 to many species of wildlife and huge forests, and if hundreds of reports are to be believed, 113 00:10:45,249 --> 00:10:50,970 a monster. A monster that's been seen by so many people that it is famous throughout the 114 00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:57,170 world. Welcome to loch ness. hey come right up to ya 115 00:10:57,170 --> 00:11:01,569 ducks come straight up to ya, look 116 00:11:01,569 --> 00:11:07,520 it is thought that the monster that dwells within the lock is a survivor from the jurassic 117 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:12,850 period or simply a creature that just hasn't been discovered yet, one thing is for certain 118 00:11:12,850 --> 00:11:18,089 there is plenty of room for it to hide. There is one other theory which may hold the key 119 00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:24,470 to this and many other mysteries throughout the world. 120 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:32,620 Portals. These portals or gateways are said to be entrances into other dimensions where 121 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:41,749 creatures can manifest at will. Beings such as bigfoot, werewolves, aliens, shadowmen 122 00:11:41,749 --> 00:11:46,879 and even ghosts are said to travel through these portals. 123 00:12:01,911 --> 00:12:07,601 One such portal is said to exist right here at loch ness, not only the infamous nessie, 124 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:15,809 but many other strange phenomena have been witnessed in this area. Ufo sightings, strange 125 00:12:15,809 --> 00:12:22,120 cryptids that roam the vast forests and many many ghost sightings. On this week's episode 126 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:26,709 of there's something in the shadows, we'll be spending three nights deep within the forest 127 00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:28,189 and within the portal. 128 00:12:28,189 --> 00:12:37,559 Was that alright? Yeah sounds good yeah. So is this episode not about the monster? It's 129 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:42,653 about the area really, the portal. I mean how many people have come here looking for 130 00:12:42,653 --> 00:12:48,439 the monster? Loads. We could waste a bit of time as well. Yeah. Yeah instead of getting 131 00:12:48,439 --> 00:12:55,059 food. We'd just be just be filming the water for a week. Well , sorry captain kirk's orders. 132 00:12:55,059 --> 00:12:59,158 If you see me pulling my face at you by the way it's not that i'm judging your performance, 133 00:12:59,158 --> 00:13:03,387 i'm disagreeing with all the bullshit You're saying. You don't believe me man, you gotta be a believer 134 00:13:07,465 --> 00:13:09,465 *wind howling* 135 00:13:25,589 --> 00:13:27,998 alright? okay? 136 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,740 Wait, wait up 137 00:13:50,534 --> 00:13:52,493 *sings* Jon Farmer 138 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:08,821 i've never even seen a haggis. John, John, how big are these woods? Big, vast. We've 139 00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:10,720 been walking for two hours 140 00:14:23,201 --> 00:14:23,955 Scotland! 141 00:14:23,955 --> 00:14:31,420 How are you feeling Daz? Good, we are here, long journey but we finally made it. What's 142 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:40,379 up John? Knackered. Long walk mate. long walk? Yeah but we're nearly there. 143 00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:51,022 Watch out for the wild boars.Bumped into some local gentleman who told us to watch out for 144 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:57,425 the wild boars so he knows the territory better than we do so. There better be more than wild 145 00:14:57,425 --> 00:14:58,425 boars mate 146 00:15:00,179 --> 00:15:06,079 maybe the spirits of wild boars. Yeah well you never know. What do you reckon Daz? Oh 147 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,394 no no you never know what you find out here man do you? 148 00:15:08,394 --> 00:15:09,280 You certainly don't 149 00:15:09,281 --> 00:15:11,281 *whispers* Dear 150 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,201 Here are the lads 151 00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:22,069 Nearly at the camp now 152 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,200 Alright Fred? Ayup 153 00:15:38,745 --> 00:15:48,467 Most important thing, chair. John's got his mosquito net on. Oh man! With his knackered 154 00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:49,782 up chair. 155 00:15:58,031 --> 00:15:59,646 Never goes the right way up does it? 156 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:10,973 What do you do? just throw it? Take the band off first. Nobody told me that. Turn your 157 00:16:11,322 --> 00:16:13,085 phone off Steve. *ringtone* 158 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:28,843 Now that is exactly how i want to sleep. So Kirk, how's it going? All good mate, just 159 00:16:28,843 --> 00:16:34,870 uh got my emf meter out, just checking if there's any electromagnetic fields. Okay so 160 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:40,989 it's in the emf meter yeah? Emf, electromagnetic meter well as you can see there's nothing 161 00:16:40,989 --> 00:16:48,050 going on right now but I do hope. You know ghosts come to this realm using electromagnetic fields 162 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:55,309 so uh as you know, yeah so yeah i mean no reading yet but there's no electricity about 163 00:16:55,309 --> 00:17:02,970 so yeah no banana. So yeah I'll keep going. Yeah let us know if there's any change in 164 00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:08,689 that one. Oh i will mate don't you. But i mean i don't know, get your uh, what they 165 00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:14,554 call again those.. those things you put on the back? *makes proton pack noise* 166 00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:16,300 Jon boy! What we doing ? 167 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:23,125 Bit to camera? Do you want to go over this side? Yeah go on then. Can I take the mosquito net 168 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:27,109 off? Yeah, you look like a dinner lady. 169 00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:35,310 So, after several hours trekking through the very remote forest, we've decided to set up 170 00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:41,050 camp here, right in the heart of where the paranormal portal is located. We're going 171 00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:45,509 to do a bit of a base check with the emf meter and then we're going to settle down for the 172 00:17:45,509 --> 00:17:48,320 night. Cool 173 00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:55,613 Say hello Steve. Take your mask off mate 174 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:09,440 Tell us why we've got the masks on Steve. The bloody midges mate, eaten alive by midges. 175 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:14,833 Can you see the one in the middle of my head still? It's gone down a bit. Has it gone down? 176 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:20,640 it's gone down . You look like a unicorn. Looks like someones hit you in the head with 177 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,378 a penis. 178 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:28,385 Did you say he'll grow a third penis? No, like someone had hit him on the head with one 179 00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:32,366 And that's why we're wearing masks. 180 00:18:36,089 --> 00:18:40,130 Ready? Oh you're already filming? I'll go again then 181 00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:44,640 Yeah good job there Daz, good job. Wow. Wow good stuff 182 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,574 Ah man it's raining 183 00:18:48,902 --> 00:18:53,118 That's because you're meditating. Well i'm trying to. His chins itching. 184 00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:58,551 His chins itching 185 00:19:10,519 --> 00:19:14,580 . You don't look like your meditating, your getting rained on and your eyes are open. 186 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:18,415 Looks like your having a poo mate, like your warming up to drop one out 187 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,760 Mate, I got some wet wipes 188 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,087 Until you've tried it mate don't knock it, all right? Well you know you keep telling 189 00:19:25,087 --> 00:19:30,164 me that. I'll do it in my tent next time. It's crap. Is that supposed to be sticking 190 00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:35,804 out like that? No i'm just about to sort it, that could have gone up my erm.. Story of 191 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:37,220 his life. 192 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:48,380 What were you filming then? what was Farmer doing? Um John was.. he was meditating. Do 193 00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:52,937 you believe in meditating? I believe that people do it. Yeah. So, 194 00:19:54,901 --> 00:20:00,300 good cheers Fred, thanks for that man that was really good. How's it going Stevo? I believe 195 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:05,320 children are the future. Do you think so, how come? Teach them well and let them lead 196 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:10,490 the way. That is words of wisdom sir, words of wisdom. I learned that on the way. 197 00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:16,464 What's this, is this a backing shot or is it a tracking shot what's it called? A back 198 00:20:16,464 --> 00:20:17,440 shot? I don't know. 199 00:20:18,032 --> 00:20:19,159 John what you're sitting over there for? 200 00:20:19,159 --> 00:20:20,930 Just forget it. What you sitting over there for? 201 00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:22,930 Just leave it out 202 00:20:23,436 --> 00:20:25,338 Go on, get on him, go on 203 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:32,058 Whats the matter? Youve ruined my meditation haven't you? Cheer up, captain says cheer up. What's 204 00:20:32,058 --> 00:20:38,516 up mate? I was meditating wasn't I? We're only having a laugh. You should try it sometime. 205 00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:41,571 *Kirk mimics electronic noise* 206 00:20:42,706 --> 00:20:46,820 What is this? Can I have a look? I saw you using this earlier. What's this for? What 207 00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:54,610 do you think it's for? I don't know. EMF mate, electro magnetic fing. It looks like a ghostbuster 208 00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:59,143 gadget. It is actually. What you're looking for earlier ?um ghosts obviously, paranormal 209 00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:02,565 activity. Paranormal activity? And there's uh none over here. 210 00:21:03,193 --> 00:21:05,193 What about this geezer over here 211 00:21:05,789 --> 00:21:07,789 He's not happy is he? he's not a happy bunny 212 00:21:07,789 --> 00:21:14,319 He's not happy. I'm not taking the piss. He's not going red is he? There you go, he's cheered 213 00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:17,299 up now. Come on then. 214 00:21:17,299 --> 00:21:19,299 Did you push this out when you were doing that meditation? 215 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,210 Come here 216 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:31,963 Come here..i'll let you teach me how to meditate okay? Yo Daz. Yo, what's up? Good mate, good. 217 00:21:31,963 --> 00:21:38,280 So what's your role in this little outfit? My role in this outfit is just to support 218 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:44,741 my good friend john farmer and um just come along and help out with the camp really made, 219 00:21:44,741 --> 00:21:50,268 to be fair. Yeah? Yeah, no ghosty stuff for you? well, i'll go along with it mate, you 220 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:57,440 know, you know me. So what's your role in this.. organization ? I'm the one trying to 221 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:05,360 find the... i think i think i'm here to, like you say support old farmer and his uh portal 222 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:10,290 idea and you know i'm behind him all the way and i'm gonna help him find one I swear. Do 223 00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:14,821 you believe in the existence of a paranormal portal? Do i believe in existence for paranormal 224 00:22:14,821 --> 00:22:16,760 portal? mate! 225 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:24,370 Do i believe in the existence of a paranormal portal? 226 00:22:24,370 --> 00:22:30,410 Yeah I do, thanks mate, yeah it's got a thumbs up from there. For the record i'm not saying 227 00:22:30,410 --> 00:22:34,630 i don't believe , i'm not saying i don't believe. Look, i know it is far-fetched right you know 228 00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:40,370 what i mean but, i've never seen one but i know that the spirally whirly things exist. 229 00:22:40,370 --> 00:22:45,980 And what about the monster? What a scientific explanation. 230 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:53,780 That's the best i'd come up with. Do you believe in the existence? Do i exist in it?do you 231 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:58,374 believe in the existence? Do I believe in the loch ness monster? What am I supposed 232 00:22:58,374 --> 00:23:02,255 to say? No i don't even know, i don't I think.. it's a hard question, am i supposed to believe 233 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:07,125 in it? Just say yes or no. Yeah okay does it matter? does it matter? Okay uh I'm not, 234 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:13,604 I'm not, i'm not sure about the loch ness to be honest um you know what I mean? It's 235 00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:20,110 not really.. not well, because there's no bones is there? there's no like they get dinosaur 236 00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:25,753 bones and then you know there's never a loch ness bone found. Oh yeah well they live in 237 00:23:25,753 --> 00:23:32,065 the loch. But it's a lake, that's not the sea is it? You don't walk around and find 238 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,420 whale bones in the forest. 239 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:43,780 They live in the sea. Oh in that case then yeah. Steve! Alright Fred? Talk to me. What 240 00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:49,610 do you want me to say? what do you want me to do? Well we're talking about the paranormal 241 00:23:49,610 --> 00:23:54,920 paranormal portals what john's looking for, do you believe in the existence of them? Well, 242 00:23:54,920 --> 00:24:04,530 i follow John to do what he wants to do, open to either way happening, yeah it's one of 243 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:09,630 them in it? So you're on the fence with this one yeah? Oh massively yeah i mean probably 244 00:24:09,630 --> 00:24:15,840 more to not believing but you know i'll go with me mate, he's got strong views on this 245 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,763 so uh i'm here to support him. 246 00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:29,570 John farmer! Yes? How are you doing? All right. So do I need to ask if you believe in the 247 00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:33,350 existence of the paranormal portal? You know I do.Look, you've got to keep an open mind. 248 00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:35,179 Cool. Could be. 249 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:41,780 You've got to believe, and I believe. I do. 250 00:24:44,639 --> 00:24:46,575 Why are you laughing? 251 00:24:46,576 --> 00:24:47,273 I believe I can 252 00:24:47,273 --> 00:24:51,871 fly. No you can't sing that, he's a nonce. 253 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,152 What are you doing John? I'm trying to get 254 00:24:57,152 --> 00:25:03,398 all the stuff off it . No you don't need to ya numpty. Listen, I'm not being funny..Kirk! 255 00:25:04,601 --> 00:25:05,101 Kirk! 256 00:25:06,628 --> 00:25:17,921 i think you should get the emf up here mate. Okay why? It's gone up three. Right. See. 257 00:25:17,921 --> 00:25:23,561 Okay. What did I say? [ __ ] hell, all right then mate yep you win. I like aliens, will 258 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:32,000 be my favorite um horror but sci-fi horror isn't it? I'd say it was a horror and a sci-fi. 259 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:38,057 So is that classed as a horror then? Yeah, like event horizon would be classed as a horror 260 00:25:38,057 --> 00:25:40,000 and a sci-fi 261 00:25:45,299 --> 00:25:52,034 I was absolutely petrified of the exorcist as a child. As a child? Again i watched it way 262 00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:57,844 too young, my dad would just used to let us get on with it. Freddy krueger. I watched 263 00:25:58,150 --> 00:26:03,611 Nightmare on elm street when I was six ,yeah i loved it, i stayed up and watched it. I 264 00:26:03,611 --> 00:26:07,900 used to watch American werewolf in London. 265 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:13,210 I would watch that every week, yeah it was mental, i love that. I couldn't watch where 266 00:26:13,210 --> 00:26:18,680 he transformed, it used to freak me out bad but i was about what was i about 12 13 something 267 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:23,554 like that so it was mental at that age to watch that and he used to watch that. The 268 00:26:23,554 --> 00:26:26,400 slaughtered lamb, I've never missed that board. 269 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,731 There's that bat again look. 270 00:26:30,731 --> 00:26:32,480 Where? 271 00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:43,559 No that's behind the tent again 272 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,200 When you're shining the lights through your eyes you're adjusting to it, you start seeing 273 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:55,315 stuff don't you? the shadows and things. Oh yeah. That might be real. There it is again. 274 00:26:55,315 --> 00:27:01,918 What? the bat there look. I think you're messing the bat up.The bat's like "I don't know where 275 00:27:01,918 --> 00:27:08,459 to go". It's got like, bat blindness. It saying "I just want to [ __ ] sit down. it's like.. 276 00:27:08,459 --> 00:27:09,459 it's gone 277 00:27:10,637 --> 00:27:18,638 Look you have to keep an open mind, anything can be a sign. Yeah okay. Wow, there's three 278 00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,000 bats. 279 00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:24,466 We're in the right place you know. 280 00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:27,520 We are in the right place 281 00:27:33,939 --> 00:27:38,442 oh he's playing hide and seek, but not very well because he keeps shining the torch on 282 00:27:38,442 --> 00:27:39,466 Why are they rotating around us then? 283 00:27:39,466 --> 00:27:42,625 I was going to say, are they rotating around this area because it's the center of 284 00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:46,354 the portal? Or maybe they want to suck our [ __ ] blood 285 00:27:46,354 --> 00:27:47,045 *laughs* 286 00:27:47,935 --> 00:27:53,611 The running mans another good film. What's with them candles? I was going to put them around the camp 287 00:27:53,611 --> 00:27:55,585 somewhere but I can't be arsed to get up. 288 00:27:59,447 --> 00:28:03,746 *General inaudible chatter* 289 00:28:08,986 --> 00:28:12,040 Ive seen candles work. If only we had a massive 290 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:20,640 flame in the middle of the camp. So what in your opinion, what will be the proof of a 291 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:27,200 portal? We need to see, we need to see something happen or we need to see.. So okay let's say 292 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:32,000 if we saw a ufo would in your opinion would that would that be just a ufo sighting or 293 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:39,450 would that be the existence of a portal? I know what you say.. The portal exists. I can 294 00:28:39,450 --> 00:28:46,060 understand like different areas like say Wiltshire in england it'd be like hot spots you could 295 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:51,310 say yeah well that's because it's salisbury and there's supposed to be a a portal or whatever 296 00:28:51,310 --> 00:28:56,200 there so yeah i can get that, but there's got to be.. you can't just say um i've just heard 297 00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:00,050 a branch snap, it's definitely a portal. Yeah. There's got to be something you know what 298 00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:05,820 I mean? Okay a ufo would be exciting but i don't think that defines it okay for us i 299 00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:14,760 need to see, we want to see something. Paranormal activity or a creature. Yes i know nothing 300 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:21,500 about it, tell me about it. Okay so so okay so there's the things that i've seen but what 301 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:26,460 about the other hundreds and thousands of people that have seen the same thing and how 302 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:31,262 are they all linked how do they all end up looking like the same the same thing or they've 303 00:29:31,262 --> 00:29:38,360 all heard the same noise or they've all heard you know. (Steves Ringtone) Explain that, 304 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,760 someone in south america and then someone say, here. 305 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:50,221 well i don't know you have to kind of have to yeah you have to i don't have to research 306 00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:55,467 that. Exactly. But yeah yeah yeah. Fair play i mean you know prove that it doesn't exist. 307 00:29:55,467 --> 00:30:02,360 Yeah yeah. I can't you know. But do you actually see a portal or do you just see what come 308 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:07,400 out? We're in the portal, i don't know where the the gateway, the actual entrance in or 309 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:12,060 out is but we are in it that's why the meter readings are so high here. 310 00:30:15,290 --> 00:30:21,870 The meter readings are high in my house but i've never seen nothing come out. Well it's 311 00:30:21,870 --> 00:30:30,519 not the same thing is it? At what point do these things come out? a monster for example.It's 312 00:30:30,519 --> 00:30:35,340 not like monster inc where they just go through a door and come out it's like they manifest 313 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:41,280 that they appear through the portal. Yeah. So they could just come out from over 314 00:30:44,762 --> 00:30:46,762 *sound of rain falling on the tent* 315 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:52,967 Kirk! 316 00:30:58,982 --> 00:30:59,758 Kirk 317 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,760 Kirk wake up 318 00:31:05,274 --> 00:31:06,445 Kirk! 319 00:31:08,429 --> 00:31:09,322 Wake up 320 00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:13,573 I'm tired man. I know, shh shh 321 00:31:17,976 --> 00:31:19,889 Mate, I can here some noises 322 00:31:21,390 --> 00:31:23,390 Did you hear that? 323 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,793 You ever heard of a branch falling from a tree? 324 00:31:29,361 --> 00:31:33,807 it was thrown oh just listen 325 00:31:53,090 --> 00:31:54,845 Mate your freaking me out 326 00:31:55,417 --> 00:31:57,351 Go asleep, don't worry about it 327 00:32:01,074 --> 00:32:02,201 *sound of the river* 328 00:32:03,803 --> 00:32:05,934 *fire sound with background conversation* 329 00:32:10,318 --> 00:32:11,799 I need a sleep 330 00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:17,600 All I heard was you snoring. That wasn't me. It was you. Morning everybody. 331 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:29,083 Morning! Mr Farmer! Morning mate. Did you hear them noises last night? What the branches 332 00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:36,144 falling off the tree? I heard somebody snoring at some point. That was you. I can't hear 333 00:32:36,144 --> 00:32:40,555 myself snore. Come on, you heard it. 334 00:32:40,555 --> 00:32:47,194 I told ya, it was branches falling off the tress. What noises? what noises? I didn't 335 00:32:47,194 --> 00:32:53,944 hear any noises. Well it's like a stone, something being thrown to the camp. I mean, it could 336 00:32:55,806 --> 00:32:56,640 Yeah 337 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,636 He means the stuff on the floor 338 00:32:57,636 --> 00:32:58,940 What are they called? 339 00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:00,640 Pine cones. 340 00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:08,343 Okay go. So first night here in the forest of loch ness and it was pretty eventful. 341 00:33:08,410 --> 00:33:09,303 *background voices* We love you Jon farmer 342 00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:11,001 Shut up. 343 00:33:12,529 --> 00:33:16,013 Can we do it again? Yeah, quiet we're going to do this take now. 344 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:25,922 Right so first night here in the forest of loch ness and it was pretty eventful. Everyone 345 00:33:25,966 --> 00:33:31,150 heard stones being thrown into the camp by an unseen force. Unfortunately we were unable 346 00:33:31,150 --> 00:33:39,617 to capture this on camera but let's see what happens later, overall a promising start 347 00:33:43,549 --> 00:33:46,549 Lovely. Sorted? 348 00:33:55,100 --> 00:34:06,641 It's having a poo, did you see?That's rude, right in the middle of camp. I'm having a 349 00:34:06,641 --> 00:34:08,000 dump here pal. 350 00:34:12,237 --> 00:34:16,534 Maybe the robin has been used as a vessel to communicate. Come on 351 00:34:17,036 --> 00:34:19,036 Come on! a robin? 352 00:34:22,949 --> 00:34:30,000 Let's see what Daz is up to? what kind of scientific paranormal investigation Daz is 353 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:38,469 conjuring up in his tent. Seems like he's deep in meditation there, don't want to disturb 354 00:34:38,469 --> 00:34:44,409 it, we don't disturb it. I am though. Yeah well. I'm only an I.T technician i've been 355 00:34:44,409 --> 00:34:50,580 dragged into this and look, i'm not good at this stuff, i'm not that you know what i'm 356 00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:58,250 doing but i know that is going up to that, that's crazy. Yeah. Even for this you know 357 00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:02,690 make sure you cut it so i look like a paranormal detective. Yeah obviously , i've got to make 358 00:35:02,690 --> 00:35:07,540 this look like a cameraman, i just looked at the camera and i'm filming up the tree. 359 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:12,319 Yeah yeah yeah. John Farmer, how's it going? How's it going? Alright. You getting anything? 360 00:35:16,422 --> 00:35:25,357 I'm sensing a strange static in the air. Okay, what, what's that then? Can't you feel it? 361 00:35:26,972 --> 00:35:35,557 No. It's like um, it's like when you rub a balloon on yourself and it you when you bring 362 00:35:35,557 --> 00:35:39,730 it near you can feel like the static coming off it and i can i'm feeling that everywhere, 363 00:35:39,730 --> 00:35:43,964 and i'm also sensing a spirit. Look this way John so I can hear you better. 364 00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:45,780 Yeah go on. 365 00:35:47,369 --> 00:35:57,970 I'm also sensing a spirit now whether that's animal or human i don't know. Well, what's 366 00:35:57,970 --> 00:36:02,960 the difference? Well one's animal and one's human 367 00:36:07,150 --> 00:36:10,000 Shall i do call out to spirit? Yeah go for it. 368 00:36:18,235 --> 00:36:21,325 Are there any spirits present? 369 00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:26,109 Anyone wishing to make contact? 370 00:36:28,248 --> 00:36:30,322 We mean no harm? 371 00:36:34,905 --> 00:36:44,000 We're here to make contact, we want proof. Okay so say that again. We said we've just 372 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,970 heard you're making a noise what are you doing? We didn't make it seriously. maybe we didn't 373 00:36:47,970 --> 00:36:54,200 make any noises. Oh okay then there's monkeys in the forest guys, oh-oh, they didn't tell 374 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,080 us about it. 375 00:36:56,801 --> 00:36:58,801 *wooping noises* 376 00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:04,535 All right, maybe it wasn't you. What what the [ __ ] was that? Someone messing about. 377 00:37:04,914 --> 00:37:06,400 *Steve mimics noise* 378 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,425 Hang on, what? 379 00:37:09,664 --> 00:37:11,664 *wooping noise again* 380 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,640 I told ya 381 00:37:15,405 --> 00:37:16,755 That bloke told us about wild boars. You still filming this? 382 00:37:16,755 --> 00:37:18,287 Yeah, still filming? Everyone shhh 383 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:26,980 So everyone in the camp has just heard a strange whooping noise coming from the forest. We 384 00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:32,160 did a call out to spirit earlier so i'm guessing this is a direct response to that, one other 385 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:37,660 option is sasquatch or bigfoot as it's generally known they've been known to make these strange 386 00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:42,461 kinds of whooping sounds, it's definitely something we can look into 387 00:37:43,988 --> 00:37:50,910 Bigfoot? Yeah, what else can it be? Well, people John. Who's gonna come all the way 388 00:37:50,910 --> 00:37:57,430 out here and make noises like that? Again, you know, people, i mean whatever it is it's 389 00:37:57,430 --> 00:38:04,052 not bigfoot is it? come on. All right maybe it is people but you've got to keep an open 390 00:38:04,052 --> 00:38:09,972 mind Fred. I know that but, i mean i can accept ghosts probably exist, i know ufo's are real 391 00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:17,540 because i've seen one, yeah the Loch Ness monster maybe but bigfoot? come on. Gorillas 392 00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:19,630 weren't discovered until 1902. 393 00:38:23,558 --> 00:38:31,360 I know, but john , people who see bigfoot it's just like.. i mean think about it you've 394 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:36,700 got what, an eight foot or whatever bipedal monkey man running through the forest you 395 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:41,870 would have them in museums and bloody zoos and stuff, there's no way, it just can't happen 396 00:38:41,870 --> 00:38:48,610 can it? Whatever. Okay let's just say that it's bigfoot. Which it definitly isn't. 397 00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:54,590 Well, what happens now? how do we look for one? how are you gonna find a bigfoot? We 398 00:38:54,590 --> 00:38:59,240 can try tree knocking. Tree knocking, what's that? You get a lump one you knock it on a 399 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:05,060 tree and you wait for a response. John, the exorcism episode is bad enough, no one's going 400 00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:09,022 to believe this are they? Best thing to do is crack on with the portal scene, if we hear 401 00:39:09,022 --> 00:39:14,419 anything else we can do whatever. Yeah. Fair enough, i'm just going to try a tree knocking. 402 00:39:15,030 --> 00:39:20,050 A what? a tree knock, yeah okay. So what's this then? tell me what this is about. You 403 00:39:20,050 --> 00:39:24,260 knock on the tree, you wait, 404 00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:30,591 and you wait for a response sometimes they mimic the sound it comes back. Okay 405 00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:38,126 *knocks on the tree, another knock is heard in response close by* 406 00:39:39,052 --> 00:39:41,052 *Laughing* 407 00:39:43,231 --> 00:39:44,489 You all heard it 408 00:39:46,392 --> 00:39:49,522 That fire is wickedly warm. 409 00:39:49,522 --> 00:39:50,872 It's beautiful isn't it? 410 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,063 Thats the thing, you can't order them from the sky can you? 411 00:39:55,063 --> 00:39:59,189 So you've got to fabricate it 412 00:40:02,419 --> 00:40:11,226 The thing is if i'm pretty sure they do exist but it's making other people believe they 413 00:40:11,226 --> 00:40:15,503 exist (Steves ringtone) 414 00:40:15,503 --> 00:40:21,490 So why would you want to make other people believe that they exist? Because they probably 415 00:40:21,490 --> 00:40:26,579 do don't they? they do exist. Yeah I mean, yeah I believe, i've seen a ufo so i know 416 00:40:26,579 --> 00:40:31,769 they exist but me trying to explain to say.. i don't know, somebody doesn't believe in 417 00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:38,140 ufos, what's the purpose for me apart from you know i mean getting the weight off my 418 00:40:38,140 --> 00:40:43,700 shoulders sort of thing? Prove to all the skeptics that they do exist. skepticism though, 419 00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:51,240 skeptics, until they see one with their very own eyes, as in not on a youtube video not 420 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:55,560 on anything like that because they're never going to believe it, you could take, there 421 00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:01,011 could be a ufo land here tonight, a load of aliens come around chase is all off get all 422 00:41:01,011 --> 00:41:07,060 of it on video and you're not going to believe it, because they'll think it's cgi, puppets, 423 00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:12,833 little people whatever. But if they see something with their own eyes that they can't explain 424 00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:16,053 that makes it a ufo, but until then you're never going to convince some people. You know 425 00:41:17,406 --> 00:41:24,930 i don't think it helps with like the way people have made money off selling alien stuff, i 426 00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:30,780 mean if someone says an alien to you it's got like a big head and big funny eyes isn't 427 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:41,004 it? Like Steve? Yeah a bit like Steve. I'm not green though I think. This is what i mean are 428 00:41:41,004 --> 00:41:43,840 they green? this is what i mean 429 00:41:45,681 --> 00:41:46,617 *whispers* It's not doing it now 430 00:41:49,161 --> 00:41:51,161 Okay.. 431 00:41:52,304 --> 00:41:55,352 So we've just been woken up by footsteps in the camp 432 00:41:57,878 --> 00:42:05,792 really heavy footsteps. It could be one of the crew but i don't see why they would. 433 00:42:11,815 --> 00:42:15,786 Surely if you want to go for a wee you're going to go near your tent. 434 00:42:16,355 --> 00:42:18,355 Yeah yeah yeah 435 00:42:20,289 --> 00:42:21,896 Definitely heavy footsteps. 436 00:42:21,896 --> 00:42:23,372 Yeah, really heavy 437 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:29,035 And we've heard that whooping sound. That really strange wooping sound again. 438 00:42:34,378 --> 00:42:36,378 It's coming from over there. 439 00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:39,823 Maybe it's Steve messing about 440 00:42:42,543 --> 00:42:43,452 No 441 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,720 I'm going to have a look 442 00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:14,843 Did you hear that? 443 00:43:21,019 --> 00:43:23,019 Could be Fred? 444 00:43:25,153 --> 00:43:27,153 No, he's snoring 445 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,360 Let's turn this off 446 00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:45,586 yeah this they're supposed to repel them but it seems to make me attract them. 447 00:43:45,586 --> 00:43:47,586 I think they've evolved mate 448 00:43:47,903 --> 00:43:49,903 He's up 449 00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:52,228 Morning! Cheers Kirk 450 00:43:53,675 --> 00:43:55,675 Morning. Alright boys? 451 00:43:56,687 --> 00:43:58,076 Hows it going? Did you go to the toilet last night? 452 00:43:58,076 --> 00:44:00,076 Did I what? Go to the toilet? 453 00:44:00,297 --> 00:44:01,736 Did I go to the toilet? 454 00:44:01,736 --> 00:44:05,916 what kind of questions are first thing in the morning? anyway where's this toilet i've 455 00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:09,366 been shitting in the river. you know what i mean did you go for a pee or anything ? 456 00:44:09,366 --> 00:44:17,152 Did I go for a pee? i don't know yeah probably, why? What time i don't know i didn't [ __ ] i know or 457 00:44:17,152 --> 00:44:25,268 twelve maybe, one. Did you do it did you hear anything? no well the river perhaps. why did you? 458 00:44:25,268 --> 00:44:28,792 yeah footsteps around the camp okay very big ones. 459 00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:35,840 really big one i heard the footsteps but I also heard that whooping noise again did you 460 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:40,904 hear that? yeah I did. It was steve pissing about again. 461 00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:43,540 Not necessarily Steve 462 00:44:44,268 --> 00:44:46,268 Farmer! 463 00:44:46,607 --> 00:44:47,952 Oh come on, don't give me that look mate 464 00:44:47,952 --> 00:44:49,297 I'm not having a go at you. I'm just saying.. 465 00:44:49,297 --> 00:44:53,120 If you're setting it up dude, let us know 466 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:58,649 he's not setting it up i swear man. All right then 467 00:44:58,649 --> 00:45:00,000 He's not 468 00:45:00,879 --> 00:45:02,879 Okay so, we heard loud noises then 469 00:45:03,191 --> 00:45:05,191 So, it woke you up as well did it? The footsteps. 470 00:45:05,977 --> 00:45:07,977 No you woke me up with your snoring mate 471 00:45:08,328 --> 00:45:10,328 It sounded like you died forty times in your sleep 472 00:45:10,544 --> 00:45:12,064 He got it on camera 473 00:45:12,064 --> 00:45:14,064 I nearly chocked then *laughter* 474 00:45:14,065 --> 00:45:15,454 Like I say we got it on camera 475 00:45:15,454 --> 00:45:16,533 It was loud anyway 476 00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:17,393 We got it on camera 477 00:45:17,393 --> 00:45:20,000 what, the footsteps? No, you snoring like a pig 478 00:45:22,096 --> 00:45:23,212 We can still use it I suppose 479 00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:27,520 This whooping sound then, what did it sound like? was it the same ones before? 480 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,310 like 481 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 *mimics noise* Woop 482 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,360 And what time was that then? 483 00:45:36,425 --> 00:45:38,749 Around about the time you went out 484 00:45:39,233 --> 00:45:40,753 That's why I asked if you'd heard it 485 00:45:40,753 --> 00:45:41,694 Oh, half twelve? 486 00:45:41,953 --> 00:45:43,070 Around about then yeah 487 00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:44,853 I didn't hear nothing mate 488 00:45:44,853 --> 00:45:46,221 I did't make any noises anyway 489 00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:47,478 Well it wasn't me 490 00:45:49,617 --> 00:45:53,263 sounded like you could do on your mobile phone for example, just amplify it 491 00:45:53,797 --> 00:45:55,797 That's why it's louder 492 00:45:55,797 --> 00:46:00,248 just to scare people for example if you're making a horror film 493 00:46:02,122 --> 00:46:05,831 i'm just saying. He's not, he's not I swear. 494 00:46:06,442 --> 00:46:08,442 I thought he was as well but last night... 495 00:46:08,442 --> 00:46:14,967 I think Kirks on the payroll. I think your on the payroll i swear at first i thought it was set up 496 00:46:14,967 --> 00:46:19,825 as well, and i'm like now i'm convinced we were both in here last night [ __ ] ourselves 497 00:46:26,294 --> 00:46:27,469 okay action 498 00:46:32,051 --> 00:46:40,320 so as you can see our second night in camp was also pretty eventful. Not only did we hear 499 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:47,290 the strange whooping sounds again but we also heard bipedal footsteps around our camp. 500 00:46:47,290 --> 00:46:53,510 It got me thinking of the many reports all over the world of heavy footsteps outside of tents 501 00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:58,880 often like us in very remote areas 502 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:07,460 could this be the mythical sasquatch or is it the mischievous spirits of the forest. 503 00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:12,510 So you're still going with the bigfoot angle then yeah? yeah why not? i mean we're not going 504 00:47:12,510 --> 00:47:16,960 to see nessie are we and we haven't needed to exaggerate anything either. 505 00:47:16,961 --> 00:47:19,055 Have you seen Steve? Um, is he not in his tent? 506 00:47:19,055 --> 00:47:21,753 I've looked all over camp for him mate, his tents empty 507 00:47:21,753 --> 00:47:23,054 He's got my deodorant in his bag 508 00:47:23,054 --> 00:47:24,225 Well he's got be up somewhere 509 00:47:24,226 --> 00:47:27,536 Have you got any deodorant ? Yeah, I've got a can of spynx. 510 00:47:27,893 --> 00:47:30,591 Can I pinch some? Yeah. Spynx. 511 00:47:33,924 --> 00:47:35,593 Your doing a good job there Kirk 512 00:47:37,330 --> 00:47:38,125 Pass that to Steve 513 00:47:38,955 --> 00:47:40,232 where is Steve? 514 00:47:42,029 --> 00:47:43,113 Is he not back yet? 515 00:47:44,379 --> 00:47:45,724 Steve-o 516 00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:47,557 He's probably just gone for a shit 517 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,347 Just give him a call 518 00:47:50,206 --> 00:47:51,398 Here, will you grab that mate? 519 00:47:53,193 --> 00:47:54,846 Is there any more sausages? 520 00:47:55,544 --> 00:47:57,053 when he comes back you can have that i'll get some more sausages i suppose you can't 521 00:47:58,437 --> 00:48:00,437 I think we need another packet 522 00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:03,442 Is he in his tent, Steve? 523 00:48:04,092 --> 00:48:06,092 I'll put that down here, then when he comes back he can have that. 524 00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:07,433 I'll get some more sausages 525 00:48:07,433 --> 00:48:10,449 I'm surprised he can't smell the food 526 00:48:17,769 --> 00:48:20,573 straight to the answer machine boys 527 00:48:22,702 --> 00:48:23,609 Is it not ringing? 528 00:48:26,063 --> 00:48:30,880 You know what i'm going to do? you know why he's doing it? i found the biscuits 529 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:33,458 Nice. It's because we're doing that bloody seance today. 530 00:48:33,807 --> 00:48:37,315 He's gone for a walk mate, anything to get out of it. 531 00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:41,068 he's not going to sit around in a circle holding hands and talking to ghosts is he? it's not 532 00:48:41,068 --> 00:48:44,738 his style. You might as well have that until he comes back. Has he not done one before? 533 00:48:44,738 --> 00:48:46,738 Steve. Has he not done the seance before? 534 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,917 Didn't he do one at that fricken castle thing? 535 00:48:52,212 --> 00:48:54,212 Oh yeah he did, he got pissed though didnt he? 536 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:56,598 He doesn't take it seriously. Yeah yeah 537 00:48:59,185 --> 00:49:01,669 Is that when he drank all them cans first? Yep 538 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,080 I'm gonna crack another egg 539 00:49:10,869 --> 00:49:12,869 Steve! breakfast 540 00:49:15,681 --> 00:49:20,252 I'm eating your bap, what are you gonna do about it? 541 00:49:21,786 --> 00:49:23,786 *nature sounds* 542 00:49:34,072 --> 00:49:36,072 *wood knocking sounds* 543 00:50:06,127 --> 00:50:19,280 draw upon the energy. So we are gathered here as a group to respectfully call upon the spirits 544 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:28,333 of the forest all beings from the earth and beyond make your presence known to us 545 00:50:29,425 --> 00:50:36,730 we are all part of a universal consciousness draw upon our energies 546 00:50:38,127 --> 00:50:42,720 there's this robin that keeps coming back and every time it comes back i get this really 547 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:48,648 strong reading, it's like mad. So yeah ,there he is look look at that there's a robin as 548 00:50:48,648 --> 00:50:50,240 soon as he comes back that's going to go mental i swear 549 00:50:51,113 --> 00:50:57,340 so this is what i meant when i was when i was saying that about the balloon earlier 550 00:50:57,340 --> 00:51:03,700 on and the static because where we are now feels like we're on the edge of the portal 551 00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:11,840 i can feel it it's like it's like pressing back on me it's it's like a force met with 552 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:17,760 my force and also it's there's normally like the smell of sulfur and i'm getting quite 553 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,480 an eggy smell and that's generally when a spirit is present or whether something has 554 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,533 just traveled through the portal 555 00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:29,640 I think this robin is a spirit, i mean it keeps coming back 556 00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:34,591 to the camp and the reading is really high. It reminds me of the time when i got possessed 557 00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:40,266 by a Harris hawk. And i don't remember the possession happening but i remember coming 558 00:51:40,266 --> 00:51:46,960 too and when i did come to i just i was flying over salisbury the whole i just remember seeing 559 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,690 everything from a bird's-eye view 560 00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:55,900 Well he's left his shoes here, but i reckon he's got his walking boots. Who? 561 00:51:56,499 --> 00:52:00,352 He's left his shoes here but..I reckon he's got his walking boots 562 00:52:00,694 --> 00:52:01,837 Who? Steve? 563 00:52:01,837 --> 00:52:07,007 Of course. Is he not in his tent now? have you checked? he's not he's definitely not in his 564 00:52:07,007 --> 00:52:09,542 tent mate, we've checked that, i've tried his phone i'm just getting straight through to the answer 565 00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:15,860 machine his shoes are there but says he's got walking boots with him so, if he's gone 566 00:52:15,860 --> 00:52:18,571 the shop and not taken a list off everybody i'll be pissed 567 00:52:19,088 --> 00:52:20,316 Won't you? 568 00:52:21,015 --> 00:52:23,627 Oh my nose is running like mad, that fire's kicking off 569 00:52:25,721 --> 00:52:33,170 Right look at that, that is a well-established tree, it's got hardly any branches so it's 570 00:52:33,170 --> 00:52:36,250 not like it's going to get blown, right? What's going to do that? 571 00:52:38,607 --> 00:52:44,609 You've got to be at least eight foot tall and probably 30 stone I say. You reckon? 572 00:52:44,609 --> 00:52:45,609 how 573 00:52:46,493 --> 00:52:50,279 Do you think we could do it? snap it or break it? or push it down? Well no but.. 574 00:52:52,287 --> 00:52:55,481 look at that that was a well-established tree 575 00:52:59,453 --> 00:53:05,876 Okay so, just come across this in the clearing it's obviously a deer 576 00:53:07,778 --> 00:53:09,900 Not a great deal left of it, his eye sockets gone 577 00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:17,467 not a lot, not a lot remains of it 578 00:53:17,772 --> 00:53:20,550 it's got two, it's got one back leg 579 00:53:20,550 --> 00:53:22,552 two front 580 00:53:29,405 --> 00:53:37,687 Yeah strange, there's only badgers and foxes really, predators in these woods so that's 581 00:53:37,687 --> 00:53:45,280 pretty pretty unusual just left it the bottom of this tree line 582 00:53:50,891 --> 00:53:51,951 hmm 583 00:53:58,497 --> 00:54:03,850 we are at the end of our third day in the forests of loch ness, things are getting very 584 00:54:03,850 --> 00:54:10,860 strange here, not only are we hearing strange noises in the night but one of our team members 585 00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:17,520 steve has gone missing. The popular theory in camp is that he's gone for a walk but i 586 00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:25,160 think other things are afoot. He's been gone all day, he's left his shoes behind and he's 587 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:32,859 not answering any of his phone calls, whether this is a coincidence or not he disappeared 588 00:54:32,859 --> 00:54:39,770 on the morning after we heard the heavy footsteps in the camp and of course the shouting 589 00:54:40,599 --> 00:54:49,034 I have my theories but i'm keeping them to myself, i just hope and pray that i'm wrong 590 00:54:54,948 --> 00:54:56,948 Hey remember Blackpool last year? Ha yeah 591 00:54:59,510 --> 00:55:03,050 Set up camp on the friday night what did he do on the saturday night? found a pub, went 592 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:08,869 on his own and we never saw him again for the rest of the weekend. So anybody else mate 593 00:55:08,869 --> 00:55:14,057 yeah, he's gone to the pub mate, i mean how he's found the pub around here 594 00:55:14,057 --> 00:55:19,950 i don't know but i don't know mate it's Steve isn't it? He'll turn up, he'll wander into camp 595 00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:22,720 at two o'clock in the morning pissed out of his face. Yeah. 596 00:55:22,721 --> 00:55:25,540 I agree mate, it's just um how 597 00:55:25,540 --> 00:55:30,630 you'd structure the episode dispose into it, whether you interview the kids. Interview the 598 00:55:30,630 --> 00:55:35,961 kids but maybe get a group of kids who've had night terrors. Yeah that are over it. 599 00:55:35,961 --> 00:55:40,738 Or maybe ones that are still having it and especially.. It's best speaking when they're adults really 600 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:44,837 Best to speak to them when they are adults about when they were children 601 00:55:44,837 --> 00:55:46,051 Do you know what i mean 602 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:47,284 Maybe and that yeah 603 00:55:47,859 --> 00:55:52,670 Maybe they could like have a kid being filmed having a night terror and see what happens. 604 00:55:52,670 --> 00:55:54,337 and see if they can pick up anything... Whats that up there? 605 00:55:54,338 --> 00:55:55,771 What? 606 00:55:55,771 --> 00:56:01,108 Ah, I told ya..it's Steve isn't it, come on. No way [ __ ] come on 607 00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:04,160 Let's go, he's going to fall in the f*cking river 608 00:56:08,006 --> 00:56:09,613 Wait for me, I've got the light 609 00:56:15,768 --> 00:56:17,768 *Distant voices* 610 00:56:20,829 --> 00:56:22,829 I told ya 611 00:56:25,287 --> 00:56:28,378 Why is he coming through this way? He's fell over now I bet you, drunk. 612 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,455 Be prepared to find him o the floor pissed up lads 613 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:45,443 why would he just hide like that? Because he's a dick 614 00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:46,764 and he does stuff like that 615 00:56:46,764 --> 00:56:47,761 No man, that's weird man 616 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,042 No, we're falling right into his hands by even talking about this 617 00:56:53,002 --> 00:56:56,145 Alright Steve, we're gonna nick some beers 618 00:56:56,835 --> 00:56:58,835 Yeah, that was great Steve, 619 00:56:58,835 --> 00:57:00,835 Cheers mate, see you later 620 00:57:01,605 --> 00:57:03,058 Very funny 621 00:57:04,404 --> 00:57:06,971 We will see where he went anyway when we look at the camera footage 622 00:57:09,705 --> 00:57:11,705 *background voices* 623 00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:20,857 So, we just witnessed a strange light off over in the woods 624 00:57:21,609 --> 00:57:23,685 At first we thought it might be Steve 625 00:57:24,116 --> 00:57:27,818 but when we went over to the area, the light was nowhere to be seen 626 00:57:31,891 --> 00:57:33,220 He's actually doing a all-day long joke 627 00:57:35,892 --> 00:57:36,922 He is actually a little bit crazy 628 00:57:38,189 --> 00:57:40,189 No way!! Come and look at this Jon 629 00:57:45,108 --> 00:57:45,930 Hold on.. 630 00:57:48,730 --> 00:57:51,517 Right, hang on, back a bit more 631 00:57:52,187 --> 00:57:54,187 See the light? Hmm 632 00:57:54,187 --> 00:57:56,187 Right, we go running off 633 00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,099 Watch watch 634 00:57:59,099 --> 00:58:00,575 Woh!!! 635 00:58:00,575 --> 00:58:02,449 It just fucking disappeared. What was that? 636 00:58:03,108 --> 00:58:04,073 What? that's mad 637 00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:07,135 They're trying to make contact 638 00:58:07,479 --> 00:58:09,086 What? who are? 639 00:58:09,412 --> 00:58:11,071 I don't know. It's a spirit light. 640 00:58:12,525 --> 00:58:15,834 It cant be a ufo, is it? it can't be, can it? no 641 00:58:17,183 --> 00:58:19,041 I'll tell you what that'll look really good on the show 642 00:58:22,897 --> 00:58:24,897 We'll have to back that up you know 643 00:58:26,348 --> 00:58:29,375 That's good, that's good fucking footage mate 644 00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:33,460 I mean...what the hells that? 645 00:58:33,897 --> 00:58:35,897 I am literally speechless right now 646 00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,420 You know what? 647 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:44,982 Whenever anything happens whether it's um big foots ufos whatever it's nearly always... 648 00:58:44,982 --> 00:58:48,256 Is that on? that's on 649 00:58:48,867 --> 00:58:50,396 It's nearly always about strange 650 00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:57,595 lights in the sky there's always a light around at the time, i'm telling you 651 00:59:01,260 --> 00:59:05,986 right, well no.. i mean i can't explain that if I'm honest but I dont know 652 00:59:07,601 --> 00:59:13,252 We all saw the light. We saw the light indeed. That's pretty nuts. That is pretty cool 653 00:59:13,252 --> 00:59:18,012 Is that not the sort of prank that steve would pull on us though? 654 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:18,820 I don't know 655 00:59:18,820 --> 00:59:21,257 He aint that clever mate. I know he's a bit thick 656 00:59:21,955 --> 00:59:24,653 It did look very good though, if that was him.. 657 00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:27,019 well done steve if that was you mate. 658 00:59:27,019 --> 00:59:30,000 Yeah well done for making an orb just go into the sky and disappear 659 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,089 Come back and take the credit man because that was ace 660 00:59:36,013 --> 00:59:41,150 That does look very cool and you got it on camera. That looked mint 661 00:59:41,151 --> 00:59:42,110 That did look mint 662 00:59:42,110 --> 00:59:45,500 It didn't make a sound though, there's no noise from it was there? 663 00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:51,020 I didn't hear nothing.So it had gone, it's like it reacted to us coming towards it 664 00:59:51,456 --> 00:59:54,736 So it was there..it was moving wasn't it? So we scared it off? 665 00:59:54,736 --> 00:59:57,875 So was it blue? like a blueish light? I don't know 666 00:59:59,490 --> 01:00:05,630 So if it wasn't a ufo then maybe it was a spirit light? yeah but it was like it reacted 667 01:00:05,630 --> 01:00:10,355 to us coming didn't it? it was like moving then it was like whoa! what's the difference 668 01:00:10,355 --> 01:00:13,883 between a spirit light and a ufo? One's a spirit light and one's a ufo. 669 01:00:15,201 --> 01:00:17,985 And one's bloody Steve. Steve! 670 01:00:18,378 --> 01:00:23,006 What is it? is it a ufo? is it a spirit light? or is it a mate being a right [ __ ] in the 671 01:00:23,006 --> 01:00:28,207 bush? I'll tell you what, I'll.. I'll come.. i'll come a little bit on your side of the fence 672 01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:31,877 here John, if it was Steve and he's heard our reaction to that he would come over and take 673 01:00:31,877 --> 01:00:37,997 the credit for it. I will say that much. He would not be able to stop himself from 674 01:00:37,997 --> 01:00:44,812 coming over and gloating like that. That would be his final little , what do you call it? cherry on the cake. 675 01:00:44,812 --> 01:00:48,760 So i'm i'm i'm a little bit concerned about Steve boys, i'll be honest because i 676 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,055 genuinely thought that was him 677 01:01:06,525 --> 01:01:08,339 What was that? Did you hear that? 678 01:01:08,863 --> 01:01:09,863 What is it? 679 01:01:19,373 --> 01:01:21,373 *whooping sound* 680 01:01:29,836 --> 01:01:31,836 *louder whooping* 681 01:01:32,233 --> 01:01:34,233 What the hell? 682 01:01:39,550 --> 01:01:42,248 Shine your torch over there. What was that? 683 01:01:42,248 --> 01:01:45,451 Dont shine the torch, put the torch down. What do you mean? 684 01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:50,000 Okay yeah, let them come out of the dark, nice one 685 01:02:01,862 --> 01:02:05,974 *Distant wood knocks* 686 01:02:10,832 --> 01:02:11,953 *Strange vocal sound* 687 01:02:16,792 --> 01:02:18,792 This is nuts man 688 01:02:23,694 --> 01:02:25,502 I can't even look 689 01:02:27,510 --> 01:02:29,415 i've never heard anything like that 690 01:02:34,061 --> 01:02:37,097 How far away is that? that's pretty far away right? 691 01:02:38,839 --> 01:02:40,589 Right what we doin? because I'm not staying here 692 01:02:40,801 --> 01:02:43,935 I'm not staying here either. And that is definitely not Steve 693 01:02:44,212 --> 01:02:53,880 Right, if Steve is not back first thing in the morning then we go. Mate, he's had plenty of time to come back, i say 694 01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:58,811 we go now. Yeah i'm up for it mate. I'm up for doing that. Yeah i'm going man yeah deffo. 695 01:02:58,811 --> 01:03:00,200 Now? Yeah 696 01:03:00,201 --> 01:03:03,118 Fuck that. Whatever that is, it's got Steve. 697 01:03:03,582 --> 01:03:05,713 It'll come and get us in a minute so I say we peg it now 698 01:03:06,598 --> 01:03:09,378 First light mate. Yes, cool, safe 699 01:03:09,597 --> 01:03:12,246 Or else we are going to be stumbling in the dark, first light. 700 01:03:14,516 --> 01:03:23,531 I mean lets look at this,it's obviously someone pissing about but i mean that's.. that's.. that's something 701 01:03:23,531 --> 01:03:31,200 else ,that's yeah, there's pissing about and then.. that's scary do you know what I mean? 702 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:34,402 Jon,what do you think man? I think.. 703 01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:41,583 okay i think we get our stuff ready but we do stay and then go first light. 704 01:03:41,820 --> 01:03:45,336 Are we all sleeping in the same tent or something, I mean I'm not... 705 01:03:45,337 --> 01:03:47,170 I'm not going to sleep tonight mate 706 01:03:47,170 --> 01:03:48,609 If we all get our stuff together. 707 01:03:48,609 --> 01:03:55,373 Yeah, don't anybody go wandering around alone. You reckon? yeah, that's not gonna happen. 708 01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:56,883 Definitely not 709 01:04:01,510 --> 01:04:07,413 okay it's 4am and i think a couple of 710 01:04:07,413 --> 01:04:13,262 the lads have gone to sleep it's been a very 711 01:04:13,262 --> 01:04:25,949 strange day. Steve still hasn't come back, the light in the forest and now screaming i do 712 01:04:25,949 --> 01:04:31,752 believe that what we're dealing with here is paranormal in origin 713 01:04:33,542 --> 01:04:41,630 the mixture between ufo and potential cryptids all lead to the portal 714 01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:54,380 Either way, for the safety of our team we're going to be heading home in the morning 715 01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:58,834 I think we have more than enough evidence on film. 716 01:05:03,114 --> 01:05:05,463 The john farmer in me wants to stick 717 01:05:05,463 --> 01:05:14,059 around, but my gut feeling is telling me to leave. If this really is a cryptid let's, say.. 718 01:05:14,059 --> 01:05:20,387 sasquatch that we're dealing with here, then we need to take note of what the first nation 719 01:05:20,387 --> 01:05:26,989 tribes say, if you come into contact with these beings you are very unlikely to live to tell 720 01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:28,709 the tale 721 01:05:30,339 --> 01:05:37,151 Hundreds of people go missing in national parks every year, it makes you wonder 722 01:05:38,932 --> 01:05:42,491 Morning. Did you hear anything else last night? 723 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,320 No, nothing thank God 724 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,324 Daz? You hear anything else? 725 01:05:48,797 --> 01:05:50,000 No mate 726 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,500 What's that? Leaving a note for Steve 727 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,875 For if he decides to show up. Good idea 728 01:05:54,875 --> 01:05:57,050 Tell him he's a dick. I have done, he is a dick. 729 01:06:00,996 --> 01:06:02,996 I thought it could have been the locals though 730 01:06:05,626 --> 01:06:09,738 But i've never heard anything like that ever, like it could have been an animal or some 731 01:06:09,738 --> 01:06:11,174 creature or.. 732 01:06:14,535 --> 01:06:23,005 I don't know mate, i mean you gotta look at it this way i mean locals i mean what locals? 733 01:06:23,005 --> 01:06:26,637 how many people have we seen when we've been here? nobody, we haven't seen anybody there's 734 01:06:26,637 --> 01:06:32,982 no locals around here. I thought it could have been jon setting it up but...look at him. 735 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,240 Yeah. That's not Jon is it? 736 01:06:36,491 --> 01:06:38,491 We gonna sort these tents out or what? 737 01:06:38,491 --> 01:06:40,229 We need to get fucking out of here mate 738 01:06:40,229 --> 01:06:42,229 Forget the tents. He'd be persuading us to stay. 739 01:06:42,229 --> 01:06:44,229 What, we're leaving the tents here? We are leaving the tents here 740 01:06:44,229 --> 01:06:46,229 Let's get the hell out of here, we can come back for them. 741 01:06:46,229 --> 01:06:49,495 Well we've got to take our stuff obviously. We'll take our stuff, just travel light. 742 01:06:53,109 --> 01:07:00,840 So our first time here at loch ness has come to a close.. come to a close? End. And so our first 743 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:05,980 time here at loch ness has come to an end with a few nights of strange happenings increasing 744 01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:12,950 in intensity, we've decided that the safety of our team has to be a priority. Ufos, strange 745 01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:22,250 beasts wandering the night and the unholy screams one thing is for sure loch ness has 746 01:07:22,250 --> 01:07:30,932 many more mysteries to be solved. I'm john farmer john join me next time on there's something 747 01:07:30,932 --> 01:07:32,562 in the shadows 748 01:07:36,796 --> 01:07:38,674 Wait, wait up 749 01:07:43,633 --> 01:07:45,633 *Walking through the bush sounds* 750 01:07:51,419 --> 01:07:55,725 Kirk! slow down man, slow down 751 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,210 shhh 752 01:08:12,210 --> 01:08:13,748 Can you hear that? 753 01:08:14,599 --> 01:08:16,250 It's a person 754 01:08:16,639 --> 01:08:18,862 Mate that's Steve. Steve? 755 01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:21,229 I'll give him a call. 756 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,760 *Distant ringtone* 757 01:08:28,992 --> 01:08:30,992 It's ringing! No! 758 01:08:30,992 --> 01:08:32,992 We've got him. *excited laughter* 759 01:08:32,992 --> 01:08:34,992 I knew it. Shh, be quiet 760 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:37,888 We'll sneak up on him. 761 01:08:43,068 --> 01:08:45,068 *Steves ringtone getting louder* 762 01:08:59,648 --> 01:09:00,978 Are you ringing him? 763 01:09:03,933 --> 01:09:05,933 It's coming from up there. 764 01:09:09,317 --> 01:09:11,017 What the hell is that? 765 01:09:17,522 --> 01:09:19,522 Have you seen that? 766 01:09:20,801 --> 01:09:22,801 What the fuck man 767 01:09:24,815 --> 01:09:26,815 Is that Steve? 768 01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:31,833 is that real? 769 01:09:33,888 --> 01:09:35,321 I wanna go home man 770 01:09:35,321 --> 01:09:39,360 listen listen listen listen listen listen we need to call the police, mate 771 01:09:43,448 --> 01:09:47,501 john i'm calling the police mate is there anything i need to know mate before I ring this number? 772 01:09:47,501 --> 01:09:48,782 fuck off Daz, fuck off 773 01:09:51,821 --> 01:09:53,821 *Closer whooping* 774 01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:56,076 Fuckin hell, run 775 01:10:12,837 --> 01:10:14,837 *Choking sound* 776 01:10:21,873 --> 01:10:23,437 Wait boys hold on 777 01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:25,680 What? Kirk, where's Kirk? 778 01:10:25,929 --> 01:10:28,594 Kirk! What do you mean where's Kirk? He's here, he's 779 01:10:28,594 --> 01:10:32,778 is behind you. Where is he? Kirk! 780 01:10:32,778 --> 01:10:34,036 He should be here 781 01:10:34,036 --> 01:10:35,407 There's his bag. Kirk! 782 01:10:36,443 --> 01:10:41,291 I can't get a signal. Where is he?, he was behind John, ring the police Daz. I'm ringing 783 01:10:41,291 --> 01:10:43,200 the police mate. Ring the police Daz. I 784 01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,200 I'm trying to get through to them. 785 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,200 Have you phoned the police? Kirk! 786 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,589 I'm calling them now Jon 787 01:10:48,815 --> 01:10:50,121 His bags here 788 01:10:52,827 --> 01:10:56,548 Kirk! what's going on? 789 01:11:00,001 --> 01:11:02,001 *Heavy breathing* 790 01:11:03,094 --> 01:11:08,005 Where is he? he was here, he was behind you john where is he? I was at the front. 791 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:12,472 Listen, we can't stay here 792 01:11:13,615 --> 01:11:15,250 Hold on.. 793 01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:23,300 don't touch anything, don't touch anything. okay okay thank you thank you very much right listen 794 01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:25,213 up boys the police 795 01:11:25,213 --> 01:11:28,522 He was behind you, he's not missing he's here..he's with us 796 01:11:28,522 --> 01:11:30,522 Listen Fred, calm down mate calm down 797 01:11:30,759 --> 01:11:32,628 Kirk! Listen mate calm down 798 01:11:32,628 --> 01:11:34,628 I need to tell you what the police have said 799 01:11:34,628 --> 01:11:36,430 He's here. He's not fuckin here is he? 800 01:11:36,430 --> 01:11:40,219 he's clearly not here. listen the police have said they're sending somebody out, they're 801 01:11:40,219 --> 01:11:45,730 going to look for the gps you know we can either wait for them or we can get out 802 01:11:45,730 --> 01:11:49,130 of here. We can't stay here we've got to get out and then someone can come back and look 803 01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:53,420 for the pair of them.I agree with that. What are you putting a [ __ ] gopro on for? because 804 01:11:53,420 --> 01:12:00,646 if people are going missing mate we need the evidence. Come on, I'm not hanging around... fred, fred 805 01:12:00,646 --> 01:12:05,889 He's gone mate. [ __ ] sake. Think about what we've just seen i'm not staying here boys 806 01:12:05,889 --> 01:12:07,360 please come on 807 01:12:07,851 --> 01:12:09,157 go 808 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:25,190 Woh! hang on a minute Jon 809 01:12:26,481 --> 01:12:28,481 What the hell? Well we definitely didn't come this way. 810 01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:35,733 You got any water? It's inside here. 811 01:12:37,106 --> 01:12:39,804 Go easy on it alright? Fuck you Jon 812 01:12:39,804 --> 01:12:40,804 it's all ive got 813 01:12:40,804 --> 01:12:41,629 chill out 814 01:12:41,629 --> 01:12:42,931 It's not my fault ive been walking for an hour 815 01:12:43,392 --> 01:12:44,650 Well it's not my fault either is it? 816 01:12:44,650 --> 01:12:46,650 Chill out, come on. 817 01:12:50,559 --> 01:12:51,188 Where you going? 818 01:12:52,594 --> 01:12:55,664 I'm just gonna have a look over here, see if we can find a way off this 819 01:13:06,502 --> 01:13:08,502 Fred we need to keep moving mate 820 01:13:08,502 --> 01:13:10,895 Lets get a move on guys. Hang on, before we go any further, 821 01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:13,855 can I at least just check? Well check it then 822 01:13:14,511 --> 01:13:16,614 I'll just get the compass out. What do you need that for? 823 01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:20,393 Make sure we're still going south. Navigation has got us to the side of a cliff boys. 824 01:13:28,349 --> 01:13:30,327 oh we got a problem here 825 01:13:30,763 --> 01:13:34,116 The compass isn't moving. Yeah exactly it's not moving 826 01:13:34,116 --> 01:13:35,287 Well what does that mean? 827 01:13:35,287 --> 01:13:37,362 Why is it not moving? how is that possible? Ive got no idea 828 01:13:37,362 --> 01:13:38,303 That, hold on... 829 01:13:39,284 --> 01:13:41,040 that's the electromagnetic field 830 01:13:42,373 --> 01:13:46,844 Wheres the emf metre? Compasses don't just break. Get your toys out mate, 831 01:13:46,844 --> 01:13:51,739 great time to play with your toys, brilliant. Well we've got to check haven't we? see if the compasses broke. 832 01:13:51,739 --> 01:13:55,397 what are you checking for? It's gonna take two seconds, give me that give me that meter 833 01:13:58,781 --> 01:14:02,080 Look at that. So..so what's that mean? It's going absolutely mental. 834 01:14:02,861 --> 01:14:07,020 Well in a supernatural sense it means..It means we have to go come on let's 835 01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:12,090 go. I'm calling the police again boys. Good luck with that. We got to keep heading south. 836 01:14:12,090 --> 01:14:16,040 well that's the direction we've been going for an hour, we don't know. If we just look like we're 837 01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:18,691 going in a straight line the compass is not working we can't go to the compass 838 01:14:18,691 --> 01:14:19,520 anymore 839 01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:21,520 Let's just keep going. Brilliant plan. 840 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,320 I'm going to turn this off 841 01:14:27,376 --> 01:14:29,376 *Distant tree knocking* 842 01:14:41,639 --> 01:14:45,920 If you are tracking our last location, we have moved away. Good luck with that. 843 01:14:46,324 --> 01:14:48,654 If the compass is on south how will they track our location? 844 01:14:48,654 --> 01:14:51,693 it's gps , I told you before. Yeah but it's not going to work is it. We need to keep moving. 845 01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:53,645 I lost signal 846 01:14:59,463 --> 01:15:03,284 If you want to tell us what this is in the woods you just go ahead and do it will ya? 847 01:15:03,284 --> 01:15:06,878 It's obviously, come on, it's obviously not john is it? now come on. I''m here aren't I? 848 01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:09,920 You know ive rung the police don't you?you'll have to explain this to them. 849 01:15:12,237 --> 01:15:19,264 Daz, which way are we going? Daz! I haven't got a signal dont follow me 850 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:29,358 If we keep going in this direction we've got to come to a road or something, surely. 851 01:15:30,492 --> 01:15:34,348 Why aren't we getting anywhere? i swear we've walked past these trees half an hour ago. We must 852 01:15:34,348 --> 01:15:41,396 be coming up on a road soon. Put your camera away mate and check that we're not going around 853 01:15:41,396 --> 01:15:44,754 in circles. I told you what I'm doing, i'm trying to record on so i'm trying to get whatever 854 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:52,239 i can if, someone's messing about i want to get it on camera. Starting to go dark boys, 855 01:15:52,239 --> 01:15:54,477 i'm not spending another night out here 856 01:15:56,309 --> 01:16:03,330 Help! Jon, we've tried that one we've tried that haven't we, it's obviously.. It's not going to do any 857 01:16:03,330 --> 01:16:05,326 harm is it? 858 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,000 Help! 859 01:16:27,870 --> 01:16:29,280 Whats up with you? 860 01:16:29,521 --> 01:16:33,480 i can't carry on mate i've twisted the ankle. What are you going to do?You can't stay 861 01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:38,244 here can you? look. You got to hop or something. I can't hop i've twisted have you ever twisted 862 01:16:38,244 --> 01:16:44,380 your ankle? Yeah. You can't walk on it, i'll stay here, i'll stay here 863 01:16:44,380 --> 01:16:48,130 and just send somebody back. you're not staying here don't be dramatic we're not leaving 864 01:16:48,130 --> 01:16:53,430 without you, use the stick to support you. I can't mate, do you want to carry me? Use the stick to 865 01:16:53,430 --> 01:16:57,969 support yourself, you haven't even tried it. I can't i'm telling you I can't. Nice one. Just 866 01:16:57,969 --> 01:17:03,860 carry on. Brill. Just carry on. Brilliant. And send someone back to me. No.. nobody's coming 867 01:17:03,860 --> 01:17:06,930 back for us mate, that's the point, when i phoned the police and they were going to get the 868 01:17:06,930 --> 01:17:14,840 gprs signal we were miles away from where we are. Nobody's coming jesus [ __ ] christ 869 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:20,270 Daz, i wouldn't do that mate. Don't start with that bigfoot [ __ ] john we all know that 870 01:17:20,270 --> 01:17:24,600 there's some nutter walking around, running around in the woods because you hired them, 871 01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:30,120 as part of your little film. Don't you think if i had i would have said something by now? 872 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:33,389 why haven't you said something by now mate? because you've been scared and when it got too far 873 01:17:33,389 --> 01:17:37,199 what could you say? oh sorry lads all this [ __ ] that's happening it's my fault. Is 874 01:17:37,199 --> 01:17:40,540 this really helping? You've got what you want, we're all scared shitless and you're still 875 01:17:40,540 --> 01:17:44,250 filming. Yeah obviously. If i'm the only one who's not in on this then will you please 876 01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:47,930 just tell me. We're not in on anything, how do you explain the noises? the others going 877 01:17:47,930 --> 01:17:53,870 missing? Oh hang on..Woop woop woop woop!..those noises? it doesn't take a professional actor to do that mate. 878 01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:57,501 People going missing, the blood, the stuff hanging in the tree. Yeah how do we know that that 879 01:17:57,501 --> 01:18:01,910 was Steve? it was so conveniently placed high up in the tree so that we couldn't 880 01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:07,860 inspect the body. Well I can't explain it. Nice! I can't explain it. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you! Come on, we gotta 881 01:18:07,860 --> 01:18:11,800 get to a road, we got to keep our calm. Daz! 882 01:18:13,091 --> 01:18:13,956 What now? 883 01:18:15,758 --> 01:18:18,085 Well...you're gonna have to carry on Jon. I can't. 884 01:18:18,785 --> 01:18:22,405 Well your gonna have to try aren't you? Give me that stick. 885 01:18:25,941 --> 01:18:28,952 You can't stay here can you with whatever is out there? 886 01:18:29,764 --> 01:18:32,375 I'd rather stay here than be with fucking him 887 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,950 Well he's stressed isn't he? Arnt we all? 888 01:18:34,950 --> 01:18:38,874 Yeah I know but you cant just stay here can you? 889 01:18:40,436 --> 01:18:42,785 I want to get out as well, so. This aint gonna work. 890 01:18:43,109 --> 01:18:45,284 It is, just don't put all your weight on it. 891 01:18:45,284 --> 01:18:47,284 It'll take forever, it's going to get dark. 892 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,669 Alright Jon? The sticks [ __ ] useless man, I might as well just hop. 893 01:18:54,669 --> 01:18:56,014 Well it's helping you to walk isn't it? 894 01:18:56,014 --> 01:18:57,600 Sorry mate, I'll find you a crutch. 895 01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:59,731 Something with a bit sticking out at least 896 01:19:02,751 --> 01:19:07,360 It's going dark man. Daz, slow down mate. 897 01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:09,360 What? Nothing. 898 01:19:16,276 --> 01:19:19,806 We need to get somewhere higher up, at least we can see where we are then. 899 01:19:21,112 --> 01:19:22,112 Where? 900 01:19:22,639 --> 01:19:24,032 Where's higher? 901 01:19:26,434 --> 01:19:28,434 I don't know 902 01:19:37,165 --> 01:19:39,165 Fucks sake 903 01:19:48,923 --> 01:19:50,443 You alright Jon? Yeah. 904 01:19:51,193 --> 01:19:52,321 Dandy 905 01:19:56,110 --> 01:19:59,725 See any roads? No. Nothing at all? No 906 01:20:02,343 --> 01:20:04,343 There's a mountain over there 907 01:20:06,393 --> 01:20:13,626 That's not the one we came in on is it? the mountain? No, no, because..I cant see nothing 908 01:20:13,626 --> 01:20:16,077 there's no roads, are you sure we haven't been here before in fact? 909 01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:22,393 We better keep moving 910 01:20:25,523 --> 01:20:27,523 The suns going down, that's it 911 01:20:28,148 --> 01:20:30,541 This is utter bollocks. I'm not walking around there at night. 912 01:20:30,541 --> 01:20:31,930 Or limping around there at night 913 01:20:31,930 --> 01:20:39,189 We can't go this way now can we? look at it, just dense forest. nothing anywhere. And i can't 914 01:20:39,189 --> 01:20:40,189 get down there. 915 01:20:51,350 --> 01:20:58,812 So it's 1am, we've had to pitch a tent ,we're still lost and we don't want to be running 916 01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:02,956 around in the woods with whatever it is that's out there 917 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:11,152 We haven't had a fire and we're trying to be really quiet because we don't want to attract 918 01:21:11,152 --> 01:21:20,623 any attention to ourselves. We've got no battery left on our phones, which isn't great but as 919 01:21:20,623 --> 01:21:22,782 soon as the sun comes up 920 01:21:24,527 --> 01:21:28,934 we're gonna head in the same direction and we are gonna find a way out of these woods 921 01:21:32,276 --> 01:21:34,276 Right, I'll turn it off. Yeah 922 01:21:42,199 --> 01:21:44,199 *Loud screaming from the forest* 923 01:21:44,199 --> 01:21:46,199 Shit! What the flipping heck was that? 924 01:21:46,199 --> 01:21:48,199 Shh, keep it down man 925 01:21:53,582 --> 01:21:55,582 *loud screaming* 926 01:21:56,616 --> 01:21:57,830 Quiet 927 01:22:08,118 --> 01:22:10,118 What the heck? what's that? 928 01:22:14,123 --> 01:22:16,123 Oh my God Jesus 929 01:22:22,206 --> 01:22:24,206 Come on, go 930 01:22:33,393 --> 01:22:35,393 Which way? down here 931 01:22:49,070 --> 01:22:51,070 *snapping and choking sound* 932 01:22:55,969 --> 01:22:58,624 Woh woh, what was that? 933 01:22:59,577 --> 01:23:02,276 Fred? Freddie? 934 01:23:04,165 --> 01:23:05,670 where is he? Fred Fred. 935 01:23:08,812 --> 01:23:11,023 what the [ __ ] is that? 936 01:23:11,983 --> 01:23:13,588 Mate is that? 937 01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:15,588 Can you see? Is that Fred? 938 01:23:15,588 --> 01:23:16,977 Let's get out of here 939 01:23:16,977 --> 01:23:18,421 Go go go go go 940 01:23:25,983 --> 01:23:27,983 *Branches snapping* 941 01:23:30,246 --> 01:23:32,246 Jesus! Fucking hell 942 01:23:38,761 --> 01:23:40,761 *Heavy breathing* 943 01:23:44,393 --> 01:23:46,393 Daz? 944 01:23:48,794 --> 01:23:50,794 Oh fuck 945 01:23:53,682 --> 01:23:54,634 I can't see 946 01:24:19,252 --> 01:24:20,117 I can't look 947 01:24:24,608 --> 01:24:25,779 Daz? 948 01:24:30,387 --> 01:24:32,387 Daz? 949 01:24:45,112 --> 01:24:47,112 *Heavy breathing, panic sounds* 950 01:25:49,012 --> 01:25:51,012 *Loud screaming* 951 01:26:21,590 --> 01:26:24,646 This is a message for 952 01:26:26,434 --> 01:26:29,239 anyone watching this 953 01:26:34,241 --> 01:26:36,241 *Loud grunting sounds close by* 954 01:26:58,552 --> 01:27:00,552 *Loud screams all around* 955 01:27:25,495 --> 01:27:27,955 i don't think i'm gonna make it out of this forest alive. 956 01:27:32,887 --> 01:27:34,316 steve 957 01:27:35,757 --> 01:27:37,019 kirk 958 01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:42,483 fred and now Daz 959 01:27:44,339 --> 01:27:46,129 have all gone 960 01:27:49,228 --> 01:27:51,878 and i think they're gonna be coming for me soon 961 01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:57,353 *screaming* 962 01:28:07,635 --> 01:28:12,416 I can't run anymore, i feel like my whole body is shutting down 963 01:28:21,103 --> 01:28:23,893 There are creatures in these woods 964 01:28:26,730 --> 01:28:32,248 intelligent creatures that must be destroyed 965 01:28:38,010 --> 01:28:38,989 Holly 966 01:28:41,930 --> 01:28:42,925 I'm sorry 967 01:28:42,927 --> 01:28:44,489 I love you 968 01:28:48,286 --> 01:28:50,570 i'm so so sorry 969 01:29:02,186 --> 01:29:04,186 *screaming and grunting sounds all around* 970 01:29:48,568 --> 01:29:50,568 *Heavy footsteps* 971 01:29:56,121 --> 01:29:58,121 *Jon screaming* 972 01:30:27,273 --> 01:30:29,273 *Screaming* 973 01:30:34,559 --> 01:30:36,559 *ripping sound* 974 01:30:49,700 --> 01:30:51,700 *Screaming and feeding frenzy* 975 01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:08,120 *wind blowing and distant screams*