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hello my name is John farmer. i'm a paranormal
investigator and cryptozoologist. From a very

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early age i have experienced numerous encounters
of what people would consider to be paranormal

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activity. In this space and time i have witnessed
more than the average person would have in

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many lifetimes. I'm no spirit medium or clairvoyant
but i do possess a gift, a gift which allows

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me to experience this activity. I've been
possessed 47 times in my life, i've been attacked

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by unknown forces, i've seen many unidentified
objects in the sky, all leading to this point.

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It is now time for me to share my gift with
you the world, for the first time ever i will

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attempt to capture this evidence in a six-part
series as we look into the unknown to prove

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there is something in the shadows. What do
you think? huh? about that? Oh yeah it's good

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but it's a bit samey though, do you know what
i mean because it was hasn't really changed

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much. the sound I've fixed the sound. Oh right
yeah yeah yeah that humming's gone yeah good

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good nice good job pretty nice. I'm happy
with that yeah okay. What time are we? 3 a.m

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so we better get move on

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So um yeah so let it go. Right ladies and
gentlemen may i introduce to you mr Kirk Cumberland.

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Yeah alright? You can't say all right. Huh
ladies uh sorry uh hi hi I'm um Kirk cumberland

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a paranormal investigator and also uh well
sort of i'm also an i.t technician so yeah.

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Looking forward to this adventure uh as long
as you guys don't bum me

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okay i'll cut the um the sort of line. Yeah
and the bumming bit. it's got a sound legit,

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maybe edit that bit as well.

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Alright boys?

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Hey, get out my face,
Come in

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Jon Farmer!
You got all your stuff?

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Yes mate, all sorted out

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Here he is, Mr Cumberland

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We got chairs, toothbrush, and, we got a bottle of whisky. Soon as we are going to Scotland

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Anyone want anything from the fridge before we go? Speak now or forever hold your peace

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Can I have a banana? Theres two for you there mate

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Cheers mate

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Lets hit the road, scotland!

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Are we on? oh yeah road trip man. It's very
early in the morning but we're on our.. where

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are we? on our way. We are on our way. We've
only just started we're on our way. Road trip

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man. You excited fred? Yes, excited yeah very
excited. Brilliant great stuff let's get round.

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Are you excited? i'm excited about stuff i
suppose but. Check that out.

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How many bananas you had now? i was hungry
yeah yeah. It's like a giant eating a banana.

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You know how I love bananas.

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There's Steve. (shouting at Steve)

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Bless his cotton socks

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How many miles? We've only just started

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No, we will be on the road for a bit but..

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299 miles to go. i need a wee. that's the
time. Are we going to have a wee stop? are

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we sure oh yeah yeah did you actually think
that? Are we going to stop and have breakfast?

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I think we will stop yes

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What about Steve? anyone spoken to Steve?

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Steve is meeting us there.
He doesn't like being.. Steve doesn't like

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to be with anybody, he likes being with people
but he likes to do things on his own. Yeah

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as we know from experience in the past many
many times he does his own thing he's like

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he's like a lone ranger he just does his own
thing, and that's Steve. But he's a diamond

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And he's a dick

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But he's a good lad

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He is a good lad
But he's a dick

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i'm all right now getting a coffee down me
that's [ __ ] knackered mate, i know i ain't

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done my shoe laces up yet

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Sort em out mate

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i will in a minute. You know what, 10 quid for a
sandwich

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A cheese sandwich. Cheese sandwich ten pounds.

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And then you went and got one as well. Yep
free coffee. Did you? Did you just walk out

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with it? That's on camera that.

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There we go..sorted

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So Jon, what sort of things are we going to be looking

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for up there in bonny scotland sir? Well the
monster obviously. Geese, geese? Yeah egyptian

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not canadian. okay. Um egyptian geese, have
you ever seen them? oh man beautiful beautiful

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creatures. Um no no they look like they've
got egyptian eye paint on. Yeah yeah honestly

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i'm not joking i'm not joking um a bald eagle,
buzzards, buzzards. What are them massive ones? um

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Pteroddactyl?

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condors

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if we see one of them mate this is gonna be
a winner this is gonna be an absolute winner

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we might have to change it right now

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oh my god. Theres one right now

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Right we're coming up for loch
lomond now

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You know how I said it was my lucky day?i've just gone and found another banana

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Hey hey

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Get a shot of that. Absolutely beautiful.

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This is gonna be a two bouncer..at least

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One!

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what i meant was a oner. yeah a
oner. that was good, so one to beat

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two.. two.

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Still going for four. oh, yeah

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One!
Fuck you

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so that was the last stretch of the journey
of loch lomond. We're heading up now towards

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loch ness probably another hour to go. No
piss taking while i'm doing a take. Piss taking?

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yeah would we take the piss out of you? afterwards
don't get me laughing because I won't be able

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to do my thing. When you're doing your camera
thing mate you won't get any piss taking from

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us. Yeah, nothing. Yeah. No bananas you.We
are professionals mate, professionals

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I think he's gonna be sick

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Only joking

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Go on, throw up then

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I'm not gonna throw up.
Your not?

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i just feel a bit. What's that from then?
Just windy roads. Really? Yep and those sausage

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rolls. He's not gonna throw up, that's a shame.

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Right I'm getting in.
Sorry to disappoint

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No sick here then

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well let me know when you are sick so i can
get the camera in your face

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You alright Jon?
Yeah yeah

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23 miles 800 feet deep yeah? Yeah. 23 miles
wide.

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He's here

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Steve..hows it going dude?

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Alright geezer, bring it in

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Jonny boy

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Say hello Steve.
Alright?

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How you doing?

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Comes down on his
own. Always. At the back of the pack

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How long have you had that ringtone for Steve?

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forever yeah

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He was sick. He was nearly sick

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*Group mumblings*

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Okay you ready?
Well, is it alright with that in the background?

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yeah yeah, Kirk! There's ducks. Yeah you're
in shot though mate. Have you seen the ducks?

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Yes, yeah. Okay.. Good evening you join me
as i stand at the mouth of this huge body

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of water. Extending 23 miles its deepest point
is said to be around 800 feet. It is home

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to many species of wildlife and huge forests,
and if hundreds of reports are to be believed,

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a monster. A monster that's been seen by so
many people that it is famous throughout the

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world. Welcome to loch ness. hey come right
up to ya

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ducks come straight up to ya, look

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it is thought that the monster that dwells
within the lock is a survivor from the jurassic

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period or simply a creature that just hasn't
been discovered yet, one thing is for certain

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there is plenty of room for it to hide. There
is one other theory which may hold the key

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to this and many other mysteries throughout
the world.

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Portals. These portals or gateways are said
to be entrances into other dimensions where

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creatures can manifest at will. Beings such
as bigfoot, werewolves, aliens, shadowmen

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and even ghosts are said to travel through
these portals.

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One such portal is said to exist right here
at loch ness, not only the infamous nessie,

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but many other strange phenomena have been
witnessed in this area. Ufo sightings, strange

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cryptids that roam the vast forests and many
many ghost sightings. On this week's episode

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of there's something in the shadows, we'll
be spending three nights deep within the forest

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and within the portal.

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Was that alright? Yeah sounds good yeah. So
is this episode not about the monster? It's

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about the area really, the portal. I mean
how many people have come here looking for

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the monster? Loads. We could waste a bit of
time as well. Yeah. Yeah instead of getting

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food. We'd just be just be filming the water
for a week. Well , sorry captain kirk's orders.

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If you see me pulling my face at you by the
way it's not that i'm judging your performance,

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i'm disagreeing with all the bullshit You're
saying. You don't believe me man, you gotta be a believer

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*wind howling*

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alright? okay?

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Wait, wait up

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*sings* Jon Farmer

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i've never even seen a haggis. John, John,
how big are these woods? Big, vast. We've

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been walking for two hours

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Scotland!

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How are you feeling Daz? Good, we are here,
long journey but we finally made it. What's

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up John? Knackered. Long walk mate. long walk?
Yeah but we're nearly there.

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Watch out for the wild boars.Bumped into some
local gentleman who told us to watch out for

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the wild boars so he knows the territory better
than we do so. There better be more than wild

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boars mate

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maybe the spirits of wild boars. Yeah well
you never know. What do you reckon Daz? Oh

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no no you never know what you find out here
man do you?

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You certainly don't

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*whispers* Dear

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Here are the lads

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Nearly at the camp now

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Alright Fred?
Ayup

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Most important thing, chair. John's got his
mosquito net on. Oh man! With his knackered

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up chair.

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Never goes the right way up does it?

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What do you do? just throw it? Take the band
off first. Nobody told me that. Turn your

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phone off Steve. *ringtone*

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Now that is exactly how i want to sleep. So
Kirk, how's it going? All good mate, just

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uh got my emf meter out, just checking if
there's any electromagnetic fields. Okay so

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it's in the emf meter yeah? Emf, electromagnetic
meter well as you can see there's nothing

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going on right now but I do hope. You know ghosts
come to this realm using electromagnetic fields

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so uh as you know, yeah so yeah i mean no
reading yet but there's no electricity about

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so yeah no banana. So yeah I'll keep going.
Yeah let us know if there's any change in

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that one. Oh i will mate don't you. But i
mean i don't know, get your uh, what they

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call again those.. those things you put on
the back? *makes proton pack noise*

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Jon boy!
What we doing ?

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Bit to camera? Do you want to go over this side?
Yeah go on then. Can I take the mosquito net

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off? Yeah, you look like a dinner lady.

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So, after several hours trekking through the
very remote forest, we've decided to set up

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camp here, right in the heart of where the
paranormal portal is located. We're going

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to do a bit of a base check with the emf meter
and then we're going to settle down for the

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night.
Cool

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Say hello Steve.
Take your mask off mate

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Tell us why we've got the masks on Steve. The bloody
midges mate, eaten alive by midges.

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Can you see the one in the middle of my head
still? It's gone down a bit. Has it gone down?

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it's gone down . You look like a unicorn.
Looks like someones hit you in the head with

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a penis.

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Did you say he'll grow a third penis?
No, like someone had hit him on the head with one

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And that's why we're wearing masks.

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Ready? Oh you're already filming?
I'll go again then

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Yeah good job there Daz, good job. Wow. Wow
good stuff

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Ah man it's raining

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That's because you're meditating. Well i'm
trying to. His chins itching.

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His chins itching

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. You don't look like your meditating, your
getting rained on and your eyes are open.

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Looks like your having a poo mate,
like your warming up to drop one out

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Mate, I got some wet wipes

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Until you've tried it mate don't knock it,
all right? Well you know you keep telling

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me that. I'll do it in my tent next time.
It's crap. Is that supposed to be sticking

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out like that? No i'm just about to sort it,
that could have gone up my erm.. Story of

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his life.

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What were you filming then? what was Farmer
doing? Um John was.. he was meditating. Do

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you believe in meditating? I believe that
people do it. Yeah. So,

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good cheers Fred, thanks for that man that
was really good. How's it going Stevo? I believe

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children are the future. Do you think so,
how come? Teach them well and let them lead

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the way. That is words of wisdom sir, words
of wisdom. I learned that on the way.

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What's this, is this a backing shot or is
it a tracking shot what's it called? A back

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shot? I don't know.

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John what you're sitting
over there for?

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Just forget it.
What you sitting over there for?

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Just leave it out

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Go on, get on him, go on

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Whats the matter? Youve ruined my meditation haven't
you? Cheer up, captain says cheer up. What's

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up mate? I was meditating wasn't I? We're
only having a laugh. You should try it sometime.

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*Kirk mimics electronic noise*

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What is this? Can I have a look? I saw you
using this earlier. What's this for? What

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do you think it's for? I don't know. EMF mate,
electro magnetic fing. It looks like a ghostbuster

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gadget. It is actually. What you're looking
for earlier ?um ghosts obviously, paranormal

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activity. Paranormal activity? And there's
uh none over here.

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What about this geezer over here

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He's not happy is he? he's not a happy bunny

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He's not happy. I'm not taking the piss. He's not
going red is he? There you go, he's cheered

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up now. Come on then.

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Did you push this out when you were doing that meditation?

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Come here

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Come here..i'll let you teach me how to meditate
okay? Yo Daz. Yo, what's up? Good mate, good.

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So what's your role in this little outfit?
My role in this outfit is just to support

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my good friend john farmer and um just come
along and help out with the camp really made,

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to be fair. Yeah? Yeah, no ghosty stuff for
you? well, i'll go along with it mate, you

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know, you know me. So what's your role in
this.. organization ? I'm the one trying to

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find the... i think i think i'm here to, like
you say support old farmer and his uh portal

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idea and you know i'm behind him all the way
and i'm gonna help him find one I swear. Do

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you believe in the existence of a paranormal
portal? Do i believe in existence for paranormal

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portal? mate!

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Do i believe in the existence of a paranormal
portal?

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Yeah I do, thanks mate, yeah it's got a thumbs
up from there. For the record i'm not saying

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i don't believe , i'm not saying i don't believe.
Look, i know it is far-fetched right you know

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what i mean but, i've never seen one but i
know that the spirally whirly things exist.

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And what about the monster? What a scientific
explanation.

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That's the best i'd come up with. Do you believe
in the existence? Do i exist in it?do you

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believe in the existence? Do I believe in
the loch ness monster? What am I supposed

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to say? No i don't even know, i don't I think..
it's a hard question, am i supposed to believe

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in it? Just say yes or no. Yeah okay does
it matter? does it matter? Okay uh I'm not,

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I'm not, i'm not sure about the loch ness
to be honest um you know what I mean? It's

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not really.. not well, because there's no
bones is there? there's no like they get dinosaur

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bones and then you know there's never a loch
ness bone found. Oh yeah well they live in

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the loch. But it's a lake, that's not the
sea is it? You don't walk around and find

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whale bones in the forest.

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They live in the sea. Oh in that case then
yeah. Steve! Alright Fred? Talk to me. What

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do you want me to say? what do you want me
to do? Well we're talking about the paranormal

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paranormal portals what john's looking for,
do you believe in the existence of them? Well,

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i follow John to do what he wants to do, open
to either way happening, yeah it's one of

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them in it? So you're on the fence with this
one yeah? Oh massively yeah i mean probably

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more to not believing but you know i'll go
with me mate, he's got strong views on this

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so uh i'm here to support him.

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John farmer! Yes? How are you doing? All right.
So do I need to ask if you believe in the

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existence of the paranormal portal? You know
I do.Look, you've got to keep an open mind.

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Cool. Could be.

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You've got to believe, and I believe. I do.

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Why are you laughing?

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I believe I can

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fly. No you can't sing that, he's a nonce.

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What are you doing John?
I'm trying to get

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all the stuff off it . No you don't need to
ya numpty. Listen, I'm not being funny..Kirk!

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Kirk!

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i think you should get the emf up here mate.
Okay why? It's gone up three. Right. See.

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Okay. What did I say? [ __ ] hell, all right
then mate yep you win. I like aliens, will

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be my favorite um horror but sci-fi horror
isn't it? I'd say it was a horror and a sci-fi.

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So is that classed as a horror then? Yeah,
like event horizon would be classed as a horror

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and a sci-fi

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I was absolutely petrified of the exorcist
as a child. As a child? Again i watched it way

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too young, my dad would just used to let us
get on with it. Freddy krueger. I watched

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Nightmare on elm street when I was six ,yeah
i loved it, i stayed up and watched it. I

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used to watch American werewolf in London.

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I would watch that every week, yeah it was
mental, i love that. I couldn't watch where

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he transformed, it used to freak me out bad
but i was about what was i about 12 13 something

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like that so it was mental at that age to
watch that and he used to watch that. The

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slaughtered lamb, I've never missed that board.

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There's that bat again look.

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Where?

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No that's behind the tent again

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When you're shining the lights through your
eyes you're adjusting to it, you start seeing

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stuff don't you? the shadows and things. Oh
yeah. That might be real. There it is again.

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What? the bat there look. I think you're messing
the bat up.The bat's like "I don't know where

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to go". It's got like, bat blindness. It saying
"I just want to [ __ ] sit down. it's like..

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it's gone

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Look you have to keep an open mind, anything
can be a sign. Yeah okay. Wow, there's three

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bats.

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We're in the right place you know.

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We are in the right place

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oh he's playing hide and seek, but not very
well because he keeps shining the torch on

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Why are they rotating around us then?

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I was going to say, are they rotating
around this area because it's the center of

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the portal? Or maybe they want to suck our
[ __ ] blood

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*laughs*

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The running mans another good film. What's
with them candles? I was going to put them around the camp

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somewhere but I can't be arsed to get up.

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*General inaudible chatter*

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Ive seen candles work.
If only we had a massive

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flame in the middle of the camp. So what in
your opinion, what will be the proof of a

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portal? We need to see, we need to see something
happen or we need to see.. So okay let's say

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if we saw a ufo would in your opinion would
that would that be just a ufo sighting or

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would that be the existence of a portal? I
know what you say.. The portal exists. I can

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understand like different areas like say Wiltshire
in england it'd be like hot spots you could

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say yeah well that's because it's salisbury
and there's supposed to be a a portal or whatever

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there so yeah i can get that, but there's got
to be.. you can't just say um i've just heard

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a branch snap, it's definitely a portal. Yeah.
There's got to be something you know what

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I mean? Okay a ufo would be exciting but i
don't think that defines it okay for us i

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need to see, we want to see something. Paranormal
activity or a creature. Yes i know nothing

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about it, tell me about it. Okay so so okay
so there's the things that i've seen but what

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about the other hundreds and thousands of
people that have seen the same thing and how

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are they all linked how do they all end up
looking like the same the same thing or they've

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all heard the same noise or they've all heard
you know. (Steves Ringtone) Explain that,

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someone in south america and then someone
say, here.

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well i don't know you have to kind of have
to yeah you have to i don't have to research

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that. Exactly. But yeah yeah yeah. Fair play
i mean you know prove that it doesn't exist.

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Yeah yeah. I can't you know. But do you actually
see a portal or do you just see what come

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out? We're in the portal, i don't know where
the the gateway, the actual entrance in or

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out is but we are in it that's why the meter
readings are so high here.

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The meter readings are high in my house but
i've never seen nothing come out. Well it's

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not the same thing is it? At what point do
these things come out? a monster for example.It's

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not like monster inc where they just go through
a door and come out it's like they manifest

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that they appear through the portal. Yeah.
So they could just come out from over

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*sound of rain falling on the tent*

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Kirk!

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Kirk

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Kirk wake up

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Kirk!

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Wake up

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I'm tired man.
I know, shh shh

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Mate, I can here some noises

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Did you hear that?

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You ever heard of a branch falling from a tree?

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it was thrown oh just listen

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Mate your freaking me out

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Go asleep, don't worry about it

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*sound of the river*

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*fire sound with background conversation*

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I need a sleep

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All I heard was you snoring.
That wasn't me. It was you. Morning everybody.

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Morning! Mr Farmer! Morning mate. Did you
hear them noises last night? What the branches

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falling off the tree? I heard somebody snoring
at some point. That was you. I can't hear

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myself snore. Come on, you heard it.

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I told ya, it was branches falling off the
tress. What noises? what noises? I didn't

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hear any noises. Well it's like a stone, something
being thrown to the camp. I mean, it could

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Yeah

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He means the stuff on the floor

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What are they called?

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Pine cones.

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Okay go. So first night here in the forest
of loch ness and it was pretty eventful.

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*background voices*
We love you Jon farmer

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Shut up.

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Can we do it again? Yeah, quiet we're going
to do this take now.

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Right so first night here in the forest of
loch ness and it was pretty eventful. Everyone

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heard stones being thrown into the camp by
an unseen force. Unfortunately we were unable

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to capture this on camera but let's see what
happens later, overall a promising start

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Lovely. Sorted?

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It's having a poo, did you see?That's rude,
right in the middle of camp. I'm having a

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dump here pal.

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Maybe the robin has been used as a vessel
to communicate. Come on

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Come on! a robin?

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Let's see what Daz is up to? what kind of
scientific paranormal investigation Daz is

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conjuring up in his tent. Seems like he's
deep in meditation there, don't want to disturb

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it, we don't disturb it. I am though. Yeah
well. I'm only an I.T technician i've been

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dragged into this and look, i'm not good at
this stuff, i'm not that you know what i'm

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doing but i know that is going up to that,
that's crazy. Yeah. Even for this you know

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make sure you cut it so i look like a paranormal
detective. Yeah obviously , i've got to make

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this look like a cameraman, i just looked
at the camera and i'm filming up the tree.

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Yeah yeah yeah. John Farmer, how's it going?
How's it going? Alright. You getting anything?

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I'm sensing a strange static in the air. Okay,
what, what's that then? Can't you feel it?

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No. It's like um, it's like when you rub a
balloon on yourself and it you when you bring

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it near you can feel like the static coming
off it and i can i'm feeling that everywhere,

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and i'm also sensing a spirit. Look this way
John so I can hear you better.

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Yeah go on.

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I'm also sensing a spirit now whether that's
animal or human i don't know. Well, what's

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the difference? Well one's animal and one's
human

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Shall i do call out to spirit? Yeah go for
it.

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Are there any spirits present?

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Anyone wishing to make contact?

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We mean no harm?

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We're here to make contact, we want proof.
Okay so say that again. We said we've just

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heard you're making a noise what are you doing?
We didn't make it seriously. maybe we didn't

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make any noises. Oh okay then there's monkeys
in the forest guys, oh-oh, they didn't tell

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us about it.

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*wooping noises*

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All right, maybe it wasn't you. What what
the [ __ ] was that? Someone messing about.

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*Steve mimics noise*

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Hang on, what?

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*wooping noise again*

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I told ya

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That bloke told us about wild
boars. You still filming this?

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Yeah, still filming?
Everyone shhh

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So everyone in the camp has just heard a strange
whooping noise coming from the forest. We

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did a call out to spirit earlier so i'm guessing
this is a direct response to that, one other

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option is sasquatch or bigfoot as it's generally
known they've been known to make these strange

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kinds of whooping sounds, it's definitely
something we can look into

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Bigfoot? Yeah, what else can it be? Well,
people John. Who's gonna come all the way

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out here and make noises like that? Again,
you know, people, i mean whatever it is it's

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not bigfoot is it? come on. All right maybe
it is people but you've got to keep an open

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mind Fred. I know that but, i mean i can accept
ghosts probably exist, i know ufo's are real

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because i've seen one, yeah the Loch Ness
monster maybe but bigfoot? come on. Gorillas

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weren't discovered until 1902.

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I know, but john , people who see bigfoot
it's just like.. i mean think about it you've

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got what, an eight foot or whatever bipedal
monkey man running through the forest you

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would have them in museums and bloody zoos
and stuff, there's no way, it just can't happen

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can it? Whatever. Okay let's just say that
it's bigfoot. Which it definitly isn't.

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Well, what happens now? how do we look for
one? how are you gonna find a bigfoot? We

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can try tree knocking. Tree knocking, what's
that? You get a lump one you knock it on a

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tree and you wait for a response. John, the
exorcism episode is bad enough, no one's going

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to believe this are they? Best thing to do
is crack on with the portal scene, if we hear

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anything else we can do whatever. Yeah. Fair
enough, i'm just going to try a tree knocking.

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A what? a tree knock, yeah okay. So what's
this then? tell me what this is about. You

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knock on the tree, you wait,

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and you wait for a response sometimes they
mimic the sound it comes back. Okay

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*knocks on the tree, another knock is heard in response close by*

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*Laughing*

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You all heard it

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That fire is wickedly warm.

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It's beautiful isn't it?

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Thats the thing, you can't order them from the sky can you?

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So you've got to fabricate it

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The thing is if i'm pretty sure they do exist
but it's making other people believe they

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exist (Steves ringtone)

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So why would you want to make other people
believe that they exist? Because they probably

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do don't they? they do exist. Yeah I mean,
yeah I believe, i've seen a ufo so i know

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they exist but me trying to explain to say..
i don't know, somebody doesn't believe in

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ufos, what's the purpose for me apart from
you know i mean getting the weight off my

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shoulders sort of thing? Prove to all the
skeptics that they do exist. skepticism though,

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skeptics, until they see one with their very
own eyes, as in not on a youtube video not

420
00:40:51.240 --> 00:40:55.560
on anything like that because they're never
going to believe it, you could take, there

421
00:40:55.560 --> 00:41:01.011
could be a ufo land here tonight, a load of
aliens come around chase is all off get all

422
00:41:01.011 --> 00:41:07.060
of it on video and you're not going to believe
it, because they'll think it's cgi, puppets,

423
00:41:07.060 --> 00:41:12.833
little people whatever. But if they see something
with their own eyes that they can't explain

424
00:41:12.833 --> 00:41:16.053
that makes it a ufo, but until then you're
never going to convince some people. You know

425
00:41:17.406 --> 00:41:24.930
i don't think it helps with like the way people
have made money off selling alien stuff, i

426
00:41:24.930 --> 00:41:30.780
mean if someone says an alien to you it's
got like a big head and big funny eyes isn't

427
00:41:30.780 --> 00:41:41.004
it? Like Steve? Yeah a bit like Steve. I'm not
green though I think. This is what i mean are

428
00:41:41.004 --> 00:41:43.840
they green? this is what i mean

429
00:41:45.681 --> 00:41:46.617
*whispers*
It's not doing it now

430
00:41:49.161 --> 00:41:51.161
Okay..

431
00:41:52.304 --> 00:41:55.352
So we've just been woken up by footsteps in the camp

432
00:41:57.878 --> 00:42:05.792
really heavy footsteps. It could be one of
the crew but i don't see why they would.

433
00:42:11.815 --> 00:42:15.786
Surely if you want to go for a wee you're going
to go near your tent.

434
00:42:16.355 --> 00:42:18.355
Yeah yeah yeah

435
00:42:20.289 --> 00:42:21.896
Definitely heavy footsteps.

436
00:42:21.896 --> 00:42:23.372
Yeah, really heavy

437
00:42:25.420 --> 00:42:29.035
And we've heard that whooping sound.
That really strange wooping sound again.

438
00:42:34.378 --> 00:42:36.378
It's coming from over there.

439
00:42:37.823 --> 00:42:39.823
Maybe it's Steve messing about

440
00:42:42.543 --> 00:42:43.452
No

441
00:42:43.720 --> 00:42:45.720
I'm going to have a look

442
00:43:12.843 --> 00:43:14.843
Did you hear that?

443
00:43:21.019 --> 00:43:23.019
Could be Fred?

444
00:43:25.153 --> 00:43:27.153
No, he's snoring

445
00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:31.360
Let's turn this off

446
00:43:41.050 --> 00:43:45.586
yeah this they're supposed to repel them but
it seems to make me attract them.

447
00:43:45.586 --> 00:43:47.586
I think they've evolved mate

448
00:43:47.903 --> 00:43:49.903
He's up

449
00:43:50.228 --> 00:43:52.228
Morning!
Cheers Kirk

450
00:43:53.675 --> 00:43:55.675
Morning.
Alright boys?

451
00:43:56.687 --> 00:43:58.076
Hows it going?
Did you go to the toilet last night?

452
00:43:58.076 --> 00:44:00.076
Did I what?
Go to the toilet?

453
00:44:00.297 --> 00:44:01.736
Did I go to the toilet?

454
00:44:01.736 --> 00:44:05.916
what kind of questions are first thing in
the morning? anyway where's this toilet i've

455
00:44:05.916 --> 00:44:09.366
been shitting in the river. you know what i
mean did you go for a pee or anything ?

456
00:44:09.366 --> 00:44:17.152
Did I go for a pee? i don't know yeah probably, why?
What
time i don't know i didn't [ __ ] i know or

457
00:44:17.152 --> 00:44:25.268
twelve maybe, one. Did you do it did you hear
anything? no well the river perhaps. why did you?

458
00:44:25.268 --> 00:44:28.792
yeah footsteps around the camp okay very big
ones.

459
00:44:28.792 --> 00:44:35.840
really big one i heard the footsteps but I also heard that whooping noise again did you

460
00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:40.904
hear that? yeah I did. It was steve pissing about again.

461
00:44:41.540 --> 00:44:43.540
Not necessarily Steve

462
00:44:44.268 --> 00:44:46.268
Farmer!

463
00:44:46.607 --> 00:44:47.952
Oh come on, don't give me that look mate

464
00:44:47.952 --> 00:44:49.297
I'm not having a go at you.
I'm just saying..

465
00:44:49.297 --> 00:44:53.120
If you're setting it up dude,
let us know

466
00:44:53.120 --> 00:44:58.649
he's not setting it up
i swear man. All right then

467
00:44:58.649 --> 00:45:00.000
He's not

468
00:45:00.879 --> 00:45:02.879
Okay so, we heard loud noises then

469
00:45:03.191 --> 00:45:05.191
So, it woke you up as well did it? The footsteps.

470
00:45:05.977 --> 00:45:07.977
No you woke me up with your snoring mate

471
00:45:08.328 --> 00:45:10.328
It sounded like you died forty times in your sleep

472
00:45:10.544 --> 00:45:12.064
He got it on camera

473
00:45:12.064 --> 00:45:14.064
I nearly chocked then *laughter*

474
00:45:14.065 --> 00:45:15.454
Like I say we got it on camera

475
00:45:15.454 --> 00:45:16.533
It was loud anyway

476
00:45:16.533 --> 00:45:17.393
We got it on camera

477
00:45:17.393 --> 00:45:20.000
what, the footsteps?
No, you snoring like a
pig

478
00:45:22.096 --> 00:45:23.212
We can still use it I suppose

479
00:45:24.260 --> 00:45:27.520
This whooping sound then, what did it sound like?
was it the same ones before?

480
00:45:27.520 --> 00:45:29.310
like

481
00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:32.000
*mimics noise*
Woop

482
00:45:34.360 --> 00:45:36.360
And what time was that then?

483
00:45:36.425 --> 00:45:38.749
Around about the time you went out

484
00:45:39.233 --> 00:45:40.753
That's why I asked if you'd heard it

485
00:45:40.753 --> 00:45:41.694
Oh, half twelve?

486
00:45:41.953 --> 00:45:43.070
Around about then yeah

487
00:45:43.333 --> 00:45:44.853
I didn't hear nothing mate

488
00:45:44.853 --> 00:45:46.221
I did't make any noises anyway

489
00:45:46.221 --> 00:45:47.478
Well it wasn't me

490
00:45:49.617 --> 00:45:53.263
sounded like you could do on your mobile phone
for example, just amplify it

491
00:45:53.797 --> 00:45:55.797
That's why it's louder

492
00:45:55.797 --> 00:46:00.248
just to scare people for example if you're
making a horror film

493
00:46:02.122 --> 00:46:05.831
i'm just saying. He's not, he's not I swear.

494
00:46:06.442 --> 00:46:08.442
I thought he was as well but last night...

495
00:46:08.442 --> 00:46:14.967
I think Kirks on the payroll. I think your on the payroll
i swear at first i thought it was set up

496
00:46:14.967 --> 00:46:19.825
as well, and i'm like now i'm convinced
we were both in here last night [ __ ] ourselves

497
00:46:26.294 --> 00:46:27.469
okay action

498
00:46:32.051 --> 00:46:40.320
so as you can see our second night in camp
was also pretty eventful. Not only did we hear

499
00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:47.290
the strange whooping sounds again but we also
heard bipedal footsteps around our camp.

500
00:46:47.290 --> 00:46:53.510
It got me thinking of the many reports all over
the world of heavy footsteps outside of tents

501
00:46:53.510 --> 00:46:58.880
often like us in very remote areas

502
00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:07.460
could this be the mythical sasquatch or is
it the mischievous spirits of the forest.

503
00:47:07.460 --> 00:47:12.510
So you're still going with the bigfoot angle
then yeah? yeah why not? i mean we're not going

504
00:47:12.510 --> 00:47:16.960
to see nessie are we and we haven't needed
to exaggerate anything either.

505
00:47:16.961 --> 00:47:19.055
Have you seen Steve?
Um, is he not in his tent?

506
00:47:19.055 --> 00:47:21.753
I've looked all over camp for him mate, his tents empty

507
00:47:21.753 --> 00:47:23.054
He's got my deodorant in his bag

508
00:47:23.054 --> 00:47:24.225
Well he's got be up somewhere

509
00:47:24.226 --> 00:47:27.536
Have you got any deodorant ?
Yeah, I've got a can of spynx.

510
00:47:27.893 --> 00:47:30.591
Can I pinch some?
Yeah.
Spynx.

511
00:47:33.924 --> 00:47:35.593
Your doing a good job there Kirk

512
00:47:37.330 --> 00:47:38.125
Pass that to Steve

513
00:47:38.955 --> 00:47:40.232
where is Steve?

514
00:47:42.029 --> 00:47:43.113
Is he not back yet?

515
00:47:44.379 --> 00:47:45.724
Steve-o

516
00:47:46.097 --> 00:47:47.557
He's probably just gone for a shit

517
00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:49.347
Just give him a call

518
00:47:50.206 --> 00:47:51.398
Here, will you grab that mate?

519
00:47:53.193 --> 00:47:54.846
Is there any more sausages?

520
00:47:55.544 --> 00:47:57.053
when he comes back you can have that i'll
get some more sausages i suppose you can't

521
00:47:58.437 --> 00:48:00.437
I think we need another packet

522
00:48:02.053 --> 00:48:03.442
Is he in his tent, Steve?

523
00:48:04.092 --> 00:48:06.092
I'll put that down here, then when he comes back he can have that.

524
00:48:06.092 --> 00:48:07.433
I'll get some more sausages

525
00:48:07.433 --> 00:48:10.449
I'm surprised he can't smell the food

526
00:48:17.769 --> 00:48:20.573
straight to the answer machine boys

527
00:48:22.702 --> 00:48:23.609
Is it not ringing?

528
00:48:26.063 --> 00:48:30.880
You know what i'm going to do? you know why
he's doing it?
i found the biscuits

529
00:48:31.240 --> 00:48:33.458
Nice.
It's because we're doing that bloody seance today.

530
00:48:33.807 --> 00:48:37.315
He's gone for a walk mate, anything to get out of it.

531
00:48:37.780 --> 00:48:41.068
he's not going to sit around in a circle holding
hands and talking to ghosts is he? it's not

532
00:48:41.068 --> 00:48:44.738
his style. You might as well have that until he comes back.
Has he not done one before?

533
00:48:44.738 --> 00:48:46.738
Steve. Has he not done the seance before?

534
00:48:48.000 --> 00:48:50.917
Didn't he do one at that fricken castle thing?

535
00:48:52.212 --> 00:48:54.212
Oh yeah he did, he got pissed though didnt he?

536
00:48:54.598 --> 00:48:56.598
He doesn't take it seriously.
Yeah yeah

537
00:48:59.185 --> 00:49:01.669
Is that when he drank all them cans first?
Yep

538
00:49:06.080 --> 00:49:08.080
I'm gonna crack another egg

539
00:49:10.869 --> 00:49:12.869
Steve! breakfast

540
00:49:15.681 --> 00:49:20.252
I'm eating your bap, what are you gonna do about it?

541
00:49:21.786 --> 00:49:23.786
*nature sounds*

542
00:49:34.072 --> 00:49:36.072
*wood knocking sounds*

543
00:50:06.127 --> 00:50:19.280
draw upon the energy. So we are gathered here
as a group to respectfully call upon the spirits

544
00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:28.333
of the forest all beings from the earth and
beyond make your presence known to us

545
00:50:29.425 --> 00:50:36.730
we are all part of a universal consciousness
draw upon our energies

546
00:50:38.127 --> 00:50:42.720
there's this robin that keeps coming back
and every time it comes back i get this really

547
00:50:42.720 --> 00:50:48.648
strong reading, it's like mad. So yeah ,there
he is look look at that there's a robin as

548
00:50:48.648 --> 00:50:50.240
soon as he comes back that's going to go mental
i swear

549
00:50:51.113 --> 00:50:57.340
so this is what i meant when i was when i
was saying that about the balloon earlier

550
00:50:57.340 --> 00:51:03.700
on and the static because where we are now
feels like we're on the edge of the portal

551
00:51:03.700 --> 00:51:11.840
i can feel it it's like it's like pressing
back on me it's it's like a force met with

552
00:51:11.840 --> 00:51:17.760
my force and also it's there's normally like
the smell of sulfur and i'm getting quite

553
00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:22.480
an eggy smell and that's generally when a
spirit is present or whether something has

554
00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:24.533
just traveled through the portal

555
00:51:26.344 --> 00:51:29.640
I think this
robin is a spirit, i mean it keeps coming back

556
00:51:29.640 --> 00:51:34.591
to the camp and the reading is really high.
It reminds me of the time when i got possessed

557
00:51:34.591 --> 00:51:40.266
by a Harris hawk. And i don't remember the
possession happening but i remember coming

558
00:51:40.266 --> 00:51:46.960
too and when i did come to i just i was flying
over salisbury the whole i just remember seeing

559
00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:49.690
everything from a bird's-eye view

560
00:51:49.690 --> 00:51:55.900
Well he's left his shoes here, but i reckon
he's got his walking boots. Who?

561
00:51:56.499 --> 00:52:00.352
He's left his shoes here but..I reckon he's got his walking boots

562
00:52:00.694 --> 00:52:01.837
Who? Steve?

563
00:52:01.837 --> 00:52:07.007
Of course. Is he not in his tent now? have you checked?
he's not he's definitely not in his

564
00:52:07.007 --> 00:52:09.542
tent mate, we've checked that, i've tried his phone
i'm just getting straight through to the answer

565
00:52:09.542 --> 00:52:15.860
machine his shoes are there but says he's
got walking boots with him so, if he's gone

566
00:52:15.860 --> 00:52:18.571
the shop and not taken a list off everybody
i'll be pissed

567
00:52:19.088 --> 00:52:20.316
Won't you?

568
00:52:21.015 --> 00:52:23.627
Oh my nose is running like mad, that fire's
kicking off

569
00:52:25.721 --> 00:52:33.170
Right look at that, that is a well-established
tree, it's got hardly any branches so it's

570
00:52:33.170 --> 00:52:36.250
not like it's going to get blown, right? What's
going to do that?

571
00:52:38.607 --> 00:52:44.609
You've got to be at least eight foot tall
and probably 30 stone I say.
You reckon?

572
00:52:44.609 --> 00:52:45.609
how

573
00:52:46.493 --> 00:52:50.279
Do you think we could do it? snap it or break it? or push it down?
Well no but..

574
00:52:52.287 --> 00:52:55.481
look at that that was a well-established tree

575
00:52:59.453 --> 00:53:05.876
Okay so, just come across this in the clearing
it's obviously a deer

576
00:53:07.778 --> 00:53:09.900
Not a great deal left of it, his eye sockets
gone

577
00:53:11.559 --> 00:53:17.467
not a lot, not a lot remains of it

578
00:53:17.772 --> 00:53:20.550
it's got two, it's got one
back leg

579
00:53:20.550 --> 00:53:22.552
two front

580
00:53:29.405 --> 00:53:37.687
Yeah strange, there's only badgers and foxes
really, predators in these woods so that's

581
00:53:37.687 --> 00:53:45.280
pretty pretty unusual just left it the bottom
of this tree line

582
00:53:50.891 --> 00:53:51.951
hmm

583
00:53:58.497 --> 00:54:03.850
we are at the end of our third day in the
forests of loch ness, things are getting very

584
00:54:03.850 --> 00:54:10.860
strange here, not only are we hearing strange
noises in the night but one of our team members

585
00:54:10.860 --> 00:54:17.520
steve has gone missing. The popular theory
in camp is that he's gone for a walk but i

586
00:54:17.520 --> 00:54:25.160
think other things are afoot. He's been gone
all day, he's left his shoes behind and he's

587
00:54:25.160 --> 00:54:32.859
not answering any of his phone calls, whether
this is a coincidence or not he disappeared

588
00:54:32.859 --> 00:54:39.770
on the morning after we heard the heavy footsteps
in the camp and of course the shouting

589
00:54:40.599 --> 00:54:49.034
I have my theories but i'm keeping them to
myself, i just hope and pray that i'm wrong

590
00:54:54.948 --> 00:54:56.948
Hey remember Blackpool last year?
Ha yeah

591
00:54:59.510 --> 00:55:03.050
Set up camp on the friday night what did he
do on the saturday night? found a pub, went

592
00:55:03.050 --> 00:55:08.869
on his own and we never saw him again for
the rest of the weekend. So anybody else mate

593
00:55:08.869 --> 00:55:14.057
yeah, he's gone to the pub mate,
i mean how he's found the pub around here

594
00:55:14.057 --> 00:55:19.950
i don't know but i don't know mate it's Steve isn't it?
He'll turn up, he'll wander into camp

595
00:55:19.950 --> 00:55:22.720
at two o'clock in the morning pissed out of
his face.
Yeah.

596
00:55:22.721 --> 00:55:25.540
I agree mate, it's just um how

597
00:55:25.540 --> 00:55:30.630
you'd structure the episode dispose into it,
whether you interview the kids.
Interview the

598
00:55:30.630 --> 00:55:35.961
kids but maybe get a group of kids who've
had night terrors.
Yeah that are over it.

599
00:55:35.961 --> 00:55:40.738
Or maybe ones that are still having it and especially..
It's best speaking when they're adults really

600
00:55:40.738 --> 00:55:44.837
Best to speak to them when they are adults about when they were children

601
00:55:44.837 --> 00:55:46.051
Do you know what i mean

602
00:55:46.051 --> 00:55:47.284
Maybe and that yeah

603
00:55:47.859 --> 00:55:52.670
Maybe they could like have a kid being filmed
having a night terror and see what happens.

604
00:55:52.670 --> 00:55:54.337
and see if they can pick up anything...
Whats that up there?

605
00:55:54.338 --> 00:55:55.771
What?

606
00:55:55.771 --> 00:56:01.108
Ah, I told ya..it's Steve isn't it, come on.
No way [ __ ] come on

607
00:56:01.108 --> 00:56:04.160
Let's go, he's going to fall in the f*cking river

608
00:56:08.006 --> 00:56:09.613
Wait for me, I've got the light

609
00:56:15.768 --> 00:56:17.768
*Distant voices*

610
00:56:20.829 --> 00:56:22.829
I told ya

611
00:56:25.287 --> 00:56:28.378
Why is he coming through this way?
He's fell over now I bet you, drunk.

612
00:56:32.800 --> 00:56:35.455
Be prepared to find him o the floor pissed up lads

613
00:56:43.100 --> 00:56:45.443
why would he just hide like that?
Because he's a dick

614
00:56:45.443 --> 00:56:46.764
and he does stuff like that

615
00:56:46.764 --> 00:56:47.761
No man, that's weird man

616
00:56:48.760 --> 00:56:52.042
No, we're falling right into his hands
by even talking about this

617
00:56:53.002 --> 00:56:56.145
Alright Steve, we're gonna nick some beers

618
00:56:56.835 --> 00:56:58.835
Yeah, that was great Steve,

619
00:56:58.835 --> 00:57:00.835
Cheers mate, see you later

620
00:57:01.605 --> 00:57:03.058
Very funny

621
00:57:04.404 --> 00:57:06.971
We will see where he went anyway when we look at the camera footage

622
00:57:09.705 --> 00:57:11.705
*background voices*

623
00:57:15.849 --> 00:57:20.857
So, we just witnessed a strange light off over in the woods

624
00:57:21.609 --> 00:57:23.685
At first we thought it might be Steve

625
00:57:24.116 --> 00:57:27.818
but when we went over to the area, the light was nowhere to be seen

626
00:57:31.891 --> 00:57:33.220
He's actually doing a all-day
long joke

627
00:57:35.892 --> 00:57:36.922
He is actually a little bit crazy

628
00:57:38.189 --> 00:57:40.189
No way!! Come and look at this Jon

629
00:57:45.108 --> 00:57:45.930
Hold on..

630
00:57:48.730 --> 00:57:51.517
Right, hang on, back a bit more

631
00:57:52.187 --> 00:57:54.187
See the light?
Hmm

632
00:57:54.187 --> 00:57:56.187
Right, we go running off

633
00:57:57.099 --> 00:57:59.099
Watch watch

634
00:57:59.099 --> 00:58:00.575
Woh!!!

635
00:58:00.575 --> 00:58:02.449
It just fucking disappeared.
What was that?

636
00:58:03.108 --> 00:58:04.073
What? that's mad

637
00:58:05.615 --> 00:58:07.135
They're trying to make contact

638
00:58:07.479 --> 00:58:09.086
What? who are?

639
00:58:09.412 --> 00:58:11.071
I don't know.
It's a spirit light.

640
00:58:12.525 --> 00:58:15.834
It cant be a ufo, is it? it can't be, can it? no

641
00:58:17.183 --> 00:58:19.041
I'll tell you
what that'll look really good on the show

642
00:58:22.897 --> 00:58:24.897
We'll have to back that up you know

643
00:58:26.348 --> 00:58:29.375
That's good, that's good fucking footage mate

644
00:58:31.460 --> 00:58:33.460
I mean...what the hells that?

645
00:58:33.897 --> 00:58:35.897
I am literally speechless right now

646
00:58:36.420 --> 00:58:38.420
You know what?

647
00:58:38.520 --> 00:58:44.982
Whenever anything happens whether it's um
big foots ufos whatever it's nearly always...

648
00:58:44.982 --> 00:58:48.256
Is that on?
that's on

649
00:58:48.867 --> 00:58:50.396
It's nearly always about strange

650
00:58:50.396 --> 00:58:57.595
lights in the sky there's always a light around
at the time, i'm telling you

651
00:59:01.260 --> 00:59:05.986
right, well no.. i mean i can't explain
that if I'm honest but I dont know

652
00:59:07.601 --> 00:59:13.252
We all saw the light. We saw the light
indeed. That's pretty nuts. That is pretty cool

653
00:59:13.252 --> 00:59:18.012
Is that not the sort of prank that steve would
pull on us though?

654
00:59:18.012 --> 00:59:18.820
I don't know

655
00:59:18.820 --> 00:59:21.257
He aint that clever mate.
I know he's a bit thick

656
00:59:21.955 --> 00:59:24.653
It did look very good though, if that was him..

657
00:59:25.170 --> 00:59:27.019
well done steve if that was you mate.

658
00:59:27.019 --> 00:59:30.000
Yeah well done for making an orb just go into the sky and disappear

659
00:59:30.000 --> 00:59:33.089
Come back and take
the credit man because that was ace

660
00:59:36.013 --> 00:59:41.150
That does look very cool and you got
it on camera.
That looked mint

661
00:59:41.151 --> 00:59:42.110
That did look mint

662
00:59:42.110 --> 00:59:45.500
It didn't make a sound though,
there's no noise from it was there?

663
00:59:45.500 --> 00:59:51.020
I didn't hear nothing.So it had gone, it's like it
reacted to us coming towards it

664
00:59:51.456 --> 00:59:54.736
So it was there..it was moving wasn't it?
So we scared it off?

665
00:59:54.736 --> 00:59:57.875
So was it blue? like a blueish light?
I don't know

666
00:59:59.490 --> 01:00:05.630
So if it wasn't a ufo then maybe it was a
spirit light? yeah but it was like it reacted

667
01:00:05.630 --> 01:00:10.355
to us coming didn't it? it was like moving
then it was like whoa! what's the difference

668
01:00:10.355 --> 01:00:13.883
between a spirit light and a ufo? One's a spirit
light and one's a ufo.

669
01:00:15.201 --> 01:00:17.985
And one's bloody Steve.
Steve!

670
01:00:18.378 --> 01:00:23.006
What is it? is it a ufo? is it a spirit light?
or is it a mate being a right [ __ ] in the

671
01:00:23.006 --> 01:00:28.207
bush? I'll tell you what, I'll.. I'll come.. i'll
come a little bit on your side of the fence

672
01:00:28.207 --> 01:00:31.877
here John, if it was Steve and he's heard our
reaction to that he would come over and take

673
01:00:31.877 --> 01:00:37.997
the credit for it. I will say that much.
He would not be able to stop himself from

674
01:00:37.997 --> 01:00:44.812
coming over and gloating like that. That would be his final little , what do you call it? cherry on the cake.

675
01:00:44.812 --> 01:00:48.760
So i'm i'm i'm a little bit concerned
about Steve boys, i'll be honest because i

676
01:00:48.760 --> 01:00:51.055
genuinely thought that was him

677
01:01:06.525 --> 01:01:08.339
What was that?
Did you hear that?

678
01:01:08.863 --> 01:01:09.863
What is it?

679
01:01:19.373 --> 01:01:21.373
*whooping sound*

680
01:01:29.836 --> 01:01:31.836
*louder whooping*

681
01:01:32.233 --> 01:01:34.233
What the hell?

682
01:01:39.550 --> 01:01:42.248
Shine your torch over there.
What was that?

683
01:01:42.248 --> 01:01:45.451
Dont shine the torch, put the torch down.
What do you mean?

684
01:01:45.451 --> 01:01:50.000
Okay yeah, let them come out of the dark, nice one

685
01:02:01.862 --> 01:02:05.974
*Distant wood knocks*

686
01:02:10.832 --> 01:02:11.953
*Strange vocal sound*

687
01:02:16.792 --> 01:02:18.792
This is nuts man

688
01:02:23.694 --> 01:02:25.502
I can't even look

689
01:02:27.510 --> 01:02:29.415
i've never heard anything like that

690
01:02:34.061 --> 01:02:37.097
How far away is that? that's pretty far away right?

691
01:02:38.839 --> 01:02:40.589
Right what we doin? because I'm not staying here

692
01:02:40.801 --> 01:02:43.935
I'm not staying here either. And that is definitely not Steve

693
01:02:44.212 --> 01:02:53.880
Right, if Steve is not back first thing in the morning then we go. Mate,
he's had plenty of time to come back, i say

694
01:02:53.880 --> 01:02:58.811
we go now. Yeah i'm up for it mate. I'm up
for doing that. Yeah i'm going man yeah deffo.

695
01:02:58.811 --> 01:03:00.200
Now?
Yeah

696
01:03:00.201 --> 01:03:03.118
Fuck that. Whatever that is, it's got Steve.

697
01:03:03.582 --> 01:03:05.713
It'll come and get us in a minute so I say we peg it now

698
01:03:06.598 --> 01:03:09.378
First light mate.
Yes, cool, safe

699
01:03:09.597 --> 01:03:12.246
Or else we are going to be stumbling in the dark, first light.

700
01:03:14.516 --> 01:03:23.531
I mean lets look at this,it's obviously someone pissing about but i
mean that's.. that's.. that's something

701
01:03:23.531 --> 01:03:31.200
else ,that's yeah, there's pissing about
and then.. that's scary do you know what I mean?

702
01:03:31.200 --> 01:03:34.402
Jon,what do you think man?
I think..

703
01:03:36.790 --> 01:03:41.583
okay i think we get our stuff ready but we
do stay and then go first light.

704
01:03:41.820 --> 01:03:45.336
Are we all sleeping in the same tent or something, I mean I'm not...

705
01:03:45.337 --> 01:03:47.170
I'm not going to sleep tonight mate

706
01:03:47.170 --> 01:03:48.609
If we all get our stuff together.

707
01:03:48.609 --> 01:03:55.373
Yeah, don't anybody go wandering around
alone. You reckon? yeah, that's not gonna happen.

708
01:03:55.373 --> 01:03:56.883
Definitely not

709
01:04:01.510 --> 01:04:07.413
okay it's 4am and i think a couple of

710
01:04:07.413 --> 01:04:13.262
the lads have gone to sleep it's been a very

711
01:04:13.262 --> 01:04:25.949
strange day. Steve still hasn't come back, the
light in the forest and now screaming i do

712
01:04:25.949 --> 01:04:31.752
believe that what we're dealing with here
is paranormal in origin

713
01:04:33.542 --> 01:04:41.630
the mixture between ufo and potential cryptids
all lead to the portal

714
01:04:47.217 --> 01:04:54.380
Either way, for the safety of our team we're
going to be heading home in the morning

715
01:04:55.558 --> 01:04:58.834
I think we have more than enough evidence on
film.

716
01:05:03.114 --> 01:05:05.463
The john farmer in me wants to stick

717
01:05:05.463 --> 01:05:14.059
around, but my gut feeling is telling me to
leave. If this really is a cryptid let's, say..

718
01:05:14.059 --> 01:05:20.387
sasquatch that we're dealing with here, then
we need to take note of what the first nation

719
01:05:20.387 --> 01:05:26.989
tribes say, if you come into contact with these
beings you are very unlikely to live to tell

720
01:05:26.989 --> 01:05:28.709
the tale

721
01:05:30.339 --> 01:05:37.151
Hundreds of people go missing in national
parks every year, it makes you wonder

722
01:05:38.932 --> 01:05:42.491
Morning.
Did you hear anything else last night?

723
01:05:43.320 --> 01:05:45.320
No, nothing thank God

724
01:05:45.320 --> 01:05:47.324
Daz? You hear anything else?

725
01:05:48.797 --> 01:05:50.000
No mate

726
01:05:50.500 --> 01:05:52.500
What's that?
Leaving a note for Steve

727
01:05:52.500 --> 01:05:54.875
For if he decides to show up.
Good idea

728
01:05:54.875 --> 01:05:57.050
Tell him he's a dick.
I have done, he is a dick.

729
01:06:00.996 --> 01:06:02.996
I thought it could have been the locals though

730
01:06:05.626 --> 01:06:09.738
But i've never heard anything like that ever,
like it could have been an animal or some

731
01:06:09.738 --> 01:06:11.174
creature or..

732
01:06:14.535 --> 01:06:23.005
I don't know mate, i mean you gotta look at it
this way i mean locals i mean what locals?

733
01:06:23.005 --> 01:06:26.637
how many people have we seen when we've been
here? nobody, we haven't seen anybody there's

734
01:06:26.637 --> 01:06:32.982
no locals around here. I thought it could have
been jon setting it up but...look at him.

735
01:06:33.240 --> 01:06:35.240
Yeah.
That's not Jon is it?

736
01:06:36.491 --> 01:06:38.491
We gonna sort these tents out or what?

737
01:06:38.491 --> 01:06:40.229
We need to get fucking out of here mate

738
01:06:40.229 --> 01:06:42.229
Forget the tents.
He'd be persuading us to stay.

739
01:06:42.229 --> 01:06:44.229
What, we're leaving the tents here?
We are leaving the tents here

740
01:06:44.229 --> 01:06:46.229
Let's get the hell out of here, we can come back for them.

741
01:06:46.229 --> 01:06:49.495
Well we've got to take our stuff obviously.
We'll take our stuff, just travel light.

742
01:06:53.109 --> 01:07:00.840
So our first time here at loch ness has come
to a close.. come to a close? End. And so our first

743
01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:05.980
time here at loch ness has come to an end
with a few nights of strange happenings increasing

744
01:07:05.980 --> 01:07:12.950
in intensity, we've decided that the safety
of our team has to be a priority. Ufos, strange

745
01:07:12.950 --> 01:07:22.250
beasts wandering the night and the unholy
screams one thing is for sure loch ness has

746
01:07:22.250 --> 01:07:30.932
many more mysteries to be solved. I'm john
farmer john join me next time on there's something

747
01:07:30.932 --> 01:07:32.562
in the shadows

748
01:07:36.796 --> 01:07:38.674
Wait, wait up

749
01:07:43.633 --> 01:07:45.633
*Walking through the bush sounds*

750
01:07:51.419 --> 01:07:55.725
Kirk! slow down man, slow down

751
01:08:10.000 --> 01:08:12.210
shhh

752
01:08:12.210 --> 01:08:13.748
Can you hear that?

753
01:08:14.599 --> 01:08:16.250
It's a person

754
01:08:16.639 --> 01:08:18.862
Mate that's Steve.
Steve?

755
01:08:19.229 --> 01:08:21.229
I'll give him a call.

756
01:08:26.760 --> 01:08:28.760
*Distant ringtone*

757
01:08:28.992 --> 01:08:30.992
It's ringing!
No!

758
01:08:30.992 --> 01:08:32.992
We've got him.
*excited laughter*

759
01:08:32.992 --> 01:08:34.992
I knew it.
Shh, be quiet

760
01:08:36.960 --> 01:08:37.888
We'll sneak up on him.

761
01:08:43.068 --> 01:08:45.068
*Steves ringtone getting louder*

762
01:08:59.648 --> 01:09:00.978
Are you ringing him?

763
01:09:03.933 --> 01:09:05.933
It's coming from up there.

764
01:09:09.317 --> 01:09:11.017
What the hell is that?

765
01:09:17.522 --> 01:09:19.522
Have you seen that?

766
01:09:20.801 --> 01:09:22.801
What the fuck man

767
01:09:24.815 --> 01:09:26.815
Is that Steve?

768
01:09:30.567 --> 01:09:31.833
is that real?

769
01:09:33.888 --> 01:09:35.321
I wanna go home man

770
01:09:35.321 --> 01:09:39.360
listen listen listen listen listen
listen we need to call the police, mate

771
01:09:43.448 --> 01:09:47.501
john i'm calling the police mate is there
anything i need to know mate before I ring this number?

772
01:09:47.501 --> 01:09:48.782
fuck off Daz, fuck off

773
01:09:51.821 --> 01:09:53.821
*Closer whooping*

774
01:09:54.020 --> 01:09:56.076
Fuckin hell, run

775
01:10:12.837 --> 01:10:14.837
*Choking sound*

776
01:10:21.873 --> 01:10:23.437
Wait boys hold on

777
01:10:23.680 --> 01:10:25.680
What?
Kirk, where's Kirk?

778
01:10:25.929 --> 01:10:28.594
Kirk!
What do you mean where's Kirk? He's here, he's

779
01:10:28.594 --> 01:10:32.778
is behind you. Where is he?
Kirk!

780
01:10:32.778 --> 01:10:34.036
He should be here

781
01:10:34.036 --> 01:10:35.407
There's his bag.
Kirk!

782
01:10:36.443 --> 01:10:41.291
I can't get a signal. Where is he?, he was behind John,
ring the police Daz. I'm ringing

783
01:10:41.291 --> 01:10:43.200
the police mate.
Ring the police Daz. I

784
01:10:43.200 --> 01:10:45.200
I'm trying to get through to them.

785
01:10:45.200 --> 01:10:47.200
Have you phoned the police?
Kirk!

786
01:10:47.200 --> 01:10:48.589
I'm calling them now Jon

787
01:10:48.815 --> 01:10:50.121
His bags here

788
01:10:52.827 --> 01:10:56.548
Kirk!
what's going on?

789
01:11:00.001 --> 01:11:02.001
*Heavy breathing*

790
01:11:03.094 --> 01:11:08.005
Where is he? he was here, he was behind you john
where is he? I was at the front.

791
01:11:09.599 --> 01:11:12.472
Listen, we can't stay here

792
01:11:13.615 --> 01:11:15.250
Hold on..

793
01:11:15.250 --> 01:11:23.300
don't touch anything, don't touch anything. okay
okay thank you thank you very much right listen

794
01:11:23.300 --> 01:11:25.213
up boys the
police

795
01:11:25.213 --> 01:11:28.522
He was behind you, he's not missing he's here..he's with us

796
01:11:28.522 --> 01:11:30.522
Listen Fred, calm down mate calm down

797
01:11:30.759 --> 01:11:32.628
Kirk!
Listen mate calm down

798
01:11:32.628 --> 01:11:34.628
I need to tell you what the police have said

799
01:11:34.628 --> 01:11:36.430
He's here. He's not fuckin here is he?

800
01:11:36.430 --> 01:11:40.219
he's clearly not here. listen the police have
said they're sending somebody out, they're

801
01:11:40.219 --> 01:11:45.730
going to look for the gps you know we can
either wait for them or we can get out

802
01:11:45.730 --> 01:11:49.130
of here. We can't stay here we've got to get
out and then someone can come back and look

803
01:11:49.130 --> 01:11:53.420
for the pair of them.I agree with that. What
are you putting a [ __ ] gopro on for? because

804
01:11:53.420 --> 01:12:00.646
if people are going missing mate we need the
evidence. Come on, I'm not hanging around... fred, fred

805
01:12:00.646 --> 01:12:05.889
He's gone mate. [ __ ] sake. Think about what
we've just seen i'm not staying here boys

806
01:12:05.889 --> 01:12:07.360
please come on

807
01:12:07.851 --> 01:12:09.157
go

808
01:12:23.080 --> 01:12:25.190
Woh! hang on a minute Jon

809
01:12:26.481 --> 01:12:28.481
What the hell?
Well we definitely didn't come this way.

810
01:12:33.340 --> 01:12:35.733
You got any water?
It's inside here.

811
01:12:37.106 --> 01:12:39.804
Go easy on it alright?
Fuck you Jon

812
01:12:39.804 --> 01:12:40.804
it's all ive got

813
01:12:40.804 --> 01:12:41.629
chill out

814
01:12:41.629 --> 01:12:42.931
It's not my fault ive been walking for an hour

815
01:12:43.392 --> 01:12:44.650
Well it's not my fault either is it?

816
01:12:44.650 --> 01:12:46.650
Chill out, come on.

817
01:12:50.559 --> 01:12:51.188
Where you going?

818
01:12:52.594 --> 01:12:55.664
I'm just gonna have a look over here, see if
we can find a way off this

819
01:13:06.502 --> 01:13:08.502
Fred we need to keep moving mate

820
01:13:08.502 --> 01:13:10.895
Lets get a move on guys. Hang on, before we go any further,

821
01:13:11.200 --> 01:13:13.855
can I at least just check?
Well check it then

822
01:13:14.511 --> 01:13:16.614
I'll just get the compass out.
What do you need that for?

823
01:13:16.920 --> 01:13:20.393
Make sure we're still going south.
Navigation has got us to the side of a cliff boys.

824
01:13:28.349 --> 01:13:30.327
oh we got a problem here

825
01:13:30.763 --> 01:13:34.116
The compass isn't moving.
Yeah exactly it's not moving

826
01:13:34.116 --> 01:13:35.287
Well what does that mean?

827
01:13:35.287 --> 01:13:37.362
Why is it not moving? how is that possible? Ive got no idea

828
01:13:37.362 --> 01:13:38.303
That, hold on...

829
01:13:39.284 --> 01:13:41.040
that's the electromagnetic field

830
01:13:42.373 --> 01:13:46.844
Wheres the emf metre?
Compasses don't just break. Get your toys out mate,

831
01:13:46.844 --> 01:13:51.739
great time to play with your toys, brilliant. Well
we've got to check haven't we? see if the compasses broke.

832
01:13:51.739 --> 01:13:55.397
what are you checking for? It's gonna take
two seconds, give me that give me that meter

833
01:13:58.781 --> 01:14:02.080
Look at that.
So..so what's that mean?
It's going absolutely mental.

834
01:14:02.861 --> 01:14:07.020
Well in a supernatural
sense it means..It means we have to go come on let's

835
01:14:07.020 --> 01:14:12.090
go. I'm calling the police again boys.
Good luck with that. We got to keep heading south.

836
01:14:12.090 --> 01:14:16.040
well that's the direction we've been going for an
hour, we don't know. If we just look like we're

837
01:14:16.040 --> 01:14:18.691
going in a straight line the compass is not
working we can't go to the compass

838
01:14:18.691 --> 01:14:19.520
anymore

839
01:14:19.520 --> 01:14:21.520
Let's just keep going.
Brilliant plan.

840
01:14:23.200 --> 01:14:24.320
I'm going to turn this off

841
01:14:27.376 --> 01:14:29.376
*Distant tree knocking*

842
01:14:41.639 --> 01:14:45.920
If you are tracking our last location, we have moved away.
Good luck with that.

843
01:14:46.324 --> 01:14:48.654
If the compass is on south how will they track our location?

844
01:14:48.654 --> 01:14:51.693
it's gps , I told you before.
Yeah but it's not going to work is it.
We need to keep moving.

845
01:14:52.125 --> 01:14:53.645
I lost signal

846
01:14:59.463 --> 01:15:03.284
If you want to tell us what this is in the
woods you just go ahead and do it will ya?

847
01:15:03.284 --> 01:15:06.878
It's obviously, come on, it's obviously not
john is it? now come on. I''m here aren't I?

848
01:15:06.878 --> 01:15:09.920
You know ive rung the police don't you?you'll have to explain this to them.

849
01:15:12.237 --> 01:15:19.264
Daz, which way are we going? Daz!
I haven't got a signal dont follow me

850
01:15:24.320 --> 01:15:29.358
If we keep going in this direction we've got
to come to a road or something, surely.

851
01:15:30.492 --> 01:15:34.348
Why aren't we getting anywhere? i swear we've walked
past these trees half an hour ago. We must

852
01:15:34.348 --> 01:15:41.396
be coming up on a road soon. Put your camera
away mate and check that we're not going around

853
01:15:41.396 --> 01:15:44.754
in circles. I told you what I'm doing, i'm trying
to record on so i'm trying to get whatever

854
01:15:45.750 --> 01:15:52.239
i can if, someone's messing about i want to
get it on camera. Starting to go dark boys,

855
01:15:52.239 --> 01:15:54.477
i'm not spending another night out here

856
01:15:56.309 --> 01:16:03.330
Help! Jon, we've tried that one we've tried that
haven't we, it's obviously.. It's not going to do any

857
01:16:03.330 --> 01:16:05.326
harm is it?

858
01:16:10.000 --> 01:16:11.000
Help!

859
01:16:27.870 --> 01:16:29.280
Whats up with you?

860
01:16:29.521 --> 01:16:33.480
i can't carry on mate i've twisted the ankle.
What are you going to do?You can't stay

861
01:16:33.480 --> 01:16:38.244
here can you? look. You got to hop or something. I
can't hop i've twisted have you ever twisted

862
01:16:38.244 --> 01:16:44.380
your ankle? Yeah. You can't walk on it, i'll
stay here, i'll stay here

863
01:16:44.380 --> 01:16:48.130
and just send somebody back. you're not
staying here don't be dramatic we're not leaving

864
01:16:48.130 --> 01:16:53.430
without you, use the stick to support you.
I can't mate, do you want to carry me? Use the stick to

865
01:16:53.430 --> 01:16:57.969
support yourself, you haven't even tried it.
I can't i'm telling you I can't. Nice one. Just

866
01:16:57.969 --> 01:17:03.860
carry on. Brill. Just carry on. Brilliant. And
send someone back to me. No.. nobody's coming

867
01:17:03.860 --> 01:17:06.930
back for us mate, that's the point, when i phoned
the police and they were going to get the

868
01:17:06.930 --> 01:17:14.840
gprs signal we were miles away from where
we are. Nobody's coming jesus [ __ ] christ

869
01:17:14.840 --> 01:17:20.270
Daz, i wouldn't do that mate. Don't start with
that bigfoot [ __ ] john we all know that

870
01:17:20.270 --> 01:17:24.600
there's some nutter walking around, running
around in the woods because you hired them,

871
01:17:24.600 --> 01:17:30.120
as part of your little film. Don't you think
if i had i would have said something by now?

872
01:17:30.120 --> 01:17:33.389
why haven't you said something by now mate? because
you've been scared and when it got too far

873
01:17:33.389 --> 01:17:37.199
what could you say? oh sorry lads all this
[ __ ] that's happening it's my fault. Is

874
01:17:37.199 --> 01:17:40.540
this really helping? You've got what you
want, we're all scared shitless and you're still

875
01:17:40.540 --> 01:17:44.250
filming. Yeah obviously. If i'm the only one
who's not in on this then will you please

876
01:17:44.250 --> 01:17:47.930
just tell me. We're not in on anything, how
do you explain the noises? the others going

877
01:17:47.930 --> 01:17:53.870
missing? Oh hang on..Woop woop woop woop!..those noises? it doesn't
take a professional actor to do that mate.

878
01:17:53.870 --> 01:17:57.501
People going missing, the blood, the stuff hanging
in the tree. Yeah how do we know that that

879
01:17:57.501 --> 01:18:01.910
was Steve? it was so conveniently placed high up in the tree so that we couldn't

880
01:18:01.910 --> 01:18:07.860
inspect the body. Well I can't explain it. Nice! I can't explain
it. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you! Come on, we gotta

881
01:18:07.860 --> 01:18:11.800
get to a road, we got to keep our calm. Daz!

882
01:18:13.091 --> 01:18:13.956
What now?

883
01:18:15.758 --> 01:18:18.085
Well...you're gonna have to carry on Jon.
I can't.

884
01:18:18.785 --> 01:18:22.405
Well your gonna have to try aren't you? Give me that stick.

885
01:18:25.941 --> 01:18:28.952
You can't stay here can you with whatever is out there?

886
01:18:29.764 --> 01:18:32.375
I'd rather stay here than be with fucking him

887
01:18:32.375 --> 01:18:34.950
Well he's stressed isn't he?
Arnt we all?

888
01:18:34.950 --> 01:18:38.874
Yeah I know but you cant just stay here can you?

889
01:18:40.436 --> 01:18:42.785
I want to get out as well, so.
This aint gonna work.

890
01:18:43.109 --> 01:18:45.284
It is, just don't put all your weight on it.

891
01:18:45.284 --> 01:18:47.284
It'll take forever, it's going to get dark.

892
01:18:51.400 --> 01:18:54.669
Alright Jon?
The sticks [ __ ] useless man, I might as well just hop.

893
01:18:54.669 --> 01:18:56.014
Well it's helping you to walk isn't it?

894
01:18:56.014 --> 01:18:57.600
Sorry mate, I'll find you a crutch.

895
01:18:57.600 --> 01:18:59.731
Something with a bit sticking out at least

896
01:19:02.751 --> 01:19:07.360
It's going dark man.
Daz, slow down mate.

897
01:19:07.360 --> 01:19:09.360
What?
Nothing.

898
01:19:16.276 --> 01:19:19.806
We need to get somewhere higher up, at least we can
see where we are then.

899
01:19:21.112 --> 01:19:22.112
Where?

900
01:19:22.639 --> 01:19:24.032
Where's higher?

901
01:19:26.434 --> 01:19:28.434
I don't know

902
01:19:37.165 --> 01:19:39.165
Fucks sake

903
01:19:48.923 --> 01:19:50.443
You alright Jon?
Yeah.

904
01:19:51.193 --> 01:19:52.321
Dandy

905
01:19:56.110 --> 01:19:59.725
See any roads? No. Nothing at all? No

906
01:20:02.343 --> 01:20:04.343
There's a mountain over there

907
01:20:06.393 --> 01:20:13.626
That's not the one we came in on is it? the
mountain? No, no, because..I cant see nothing

908
01:20:13.626 --> 01:20:16.077
there's no roads, are you sure we haven't been here before
in fact?

909
01:20:20.960 --> 01:20:22.393
We better keep moving

910
01:20:25.523 --> 01:20:27.523
The suns going down, that's it

911
01:20:28.148 --> 01:20:30.541
This is utter bollocks.
I'm not walking around there at night.

912
01:20:30.541 --> 01:20:31.930
Or limping around there at night

913
01:20:31.930 --> 01:20:39.189
We can't go this way now can we? look at it,
just dense forest. nothing anywhere. And i can't

914
01:20:39.189 --> 01:20:40.189
get down there.

915
01:20:51.350 --> 01:20:58.812
So it's 1am, we've had to pitch a tent ,we're
still lost and we don't want to be running

916
01:20:58.812 --> 01:21:02.956
around in the woods with whatever it is that's
out there

917
01:21:05.400 --> 01:21:11.152
We haven't had a fire and we're trying to
be really quiet because we don't want to attract

918
01:21:11.152 --> 01:21:20.623
any attention to ourselves. We've got no battery
left on our phones, which isn't great but as

919
01:21:20.623 --> 01:21:22.782
soon as the sun comes up

920
01:21:24.527 --> 01:21:28.934
we're gonna head in the same direction and we are
gonna find a way out of these woods

921
01:21:32.276 --> 01:21:34.276
Right, I'll turn it off.
Yeah

922
01:21:42.199 --> 01:21:44.199
*Loud screaming from the forest*

923
01:21:44.199 --> 01:21:46.199
Shit!
What the flipping heck was that?

924
01:21:46.199 --> 01:21:48.199
Shh, keep it down man

925
01:21:53.582 --> 01:21:55.582
*loud screaming*

926
01:21:56.616 --> 01:21:57.830
Quiet

927
01:22:08.118 --> 01:22:10.118
What the heck? what's that?

928
01:22:14.123 --> 01:22:16.123
Oh my God
Jesus

929
01:22:22.206 --> 01:22:24.206
Come on, go

930
01:22:33.393 --> 01:22:35.393
Which way? down here

931
01:22:49.070 --> 01:22:51.070
*snapping and choking sound*

932
01:22:55.969 --> 01:22:58.624
Woh woh, what was that?

933
01:22:59.577 --> 01:23:02.276
Fred? Freddie?

934
01:23:04.165 --> 01:23:05.670
where is he? Fred Fred.

935
01:23:08.812 --> 01:23:11.023
what the [ __ ] is that?

936
01:23:11.983 --> 01:23:13.588
Mate is that?

937
01:23:13.588 --> 01:23:15.588
Can you see? Is that Fred?

938
01:23:15.588 --> 01:23:16.977
Let's get out of here

939
01:23:16.977 --> 01:23:18.421
Go go go go go

940
01:23:25.983 --> 01:23:27.983
*Branches snapping*

941
01:23:30.246 --> 01:23:32.246
Jesus! Fucking hell

942
01:23:38.761 --> 01:23:40.761
*Heavy breathing*

943
01:23:44.393 --> 01:23:46.393
Daz?

944
01:23:48.794 --> 01:23:50.794
Oh fuck

945
01:23:53.682 --> 01:23:54.634
I can't see

946
01:24:19.252 --> 01:24:20.117
I can't look

947
01:24:24.608 --> 01:24:25.779
Daz?

948
01:24:30.387 --> 01:24:32.387
Daz?

949
01:24:45.112 --> 01:24:47.112
*Heavy breathing, panic sounds*

950
01:25:49.012 --> 01:25:51.012
*Loud screaming*

951
01:26:21.590 --> 01:26:24.646
This is a message for

952
01:26:26.434 --> 01:26:29.239
anyone watching this

953
01:26:34.241 --> 01:26:36.241
*Loud grunting sounds close by*

954
01:26:58.552 --> 01:27:00.552
*Loud screams all around*

955
01:27:25.495 --> 01:27:27.955
i don't think i'm gonna make it out of this forest alive.

956
01:27:32.887 --> 01:27:34.316
steve

957
01:27:35.757 --> 01:27:37.019
kirk

958
01:27:40.000 --> 01:27:42.483
fred and now Daz

959
01:27:44.339 --> 01:27:46.129
have all gone

960
01:27:49.228 --> 01:27:51.878
and i think they're gonna be coming for me
soon

961
01:27:55.353 --> 01:27:57.353
*screaming*

962
01:28:07.635 --> 01:28:12.416
I can't run anymore, i feel like my whole
body is shutting down

963
01:28:21.103 --> 01:28:23.893
There are creatures in these woods

964
01:28:26.730 --> 01:28:32.248
intelligent creatures that must be destroyed

965
01:28:38.010 --> 01:28:38.989
Holly

966
01:28:41.930 --> 01:28:42.925
I'm sorry

967
01:28:42.927 --> 01:28:44.489
I love you

968
01:28:48.286 --> 01:28:50.570
i'm so so sorry

969
01:29:02.186 --> 01:29:04.186
*screaming and grunting sounds all around*

970
01:29:48.568 --> 01:29:50.568
*Heavy footsteps*

971
01:29:56.121 --> 01:29:58.121
*Jon screaming*

972
01:30:27.273 --> 01:30:29.273
*Screaming*

973
01:30:34.559 --> 01:30:36.559
*ripping sound*

974
01:30:49.700 --> 01:30:51.700
*Screaming and feeding frenzy*

975
01:31:06.120 --> 01:31:08.120
*wind blowing and distant screams*