1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:05,375 (insects buzzing) (electricity humming) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:06,001 --> 00:00:08,667 (steam hissing) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:08,667 --> 00:00:12,041 (electricity humming) 6 00:00:12,041 --> 00:00:14,500 (laser zapping) 7 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:17,500 (suspenseful music) 8 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,709 (crate thudding) 9 00:00:44,709 --> 00:00:48,500 - Miss Stoker, pleasure to see you again. 10 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,333 - I'm sure. 11 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:51,291 Who's your friend? 12 00:00:54,625 --> 00:00:56,125 - My name is Xavier, Miss Stoker. 13 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:59,208 I led the team that found the book. 14 00:00:59,208 --> 00:01:00,083 - Call me Monica. 15 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,041 - My apologies. 16 00:01:03,834 --> 00:01:05,291 - What happened to your hand? 17 00:01:07,166 --> 00:01:09,542 - Er, well, it's, it's... 18 00:01:09,542 --> 00:01:10,375 - Complicated? 19 00:01:12,417 --> 00:01:14,500 - Highly abnormal. 20 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:18,667 - The book is not meant to be touched by mortal man. 21 00:01:20,709 --> 00:01:22,750 - Well, let's see it then. 22 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,333 (crate thudding) 23 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:28,417 (music intensifying) 24 00:01:33,709 --> 00:01:35,000 - Miss Stoker, I wouldn't. 25 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:39,625 (wind whistling) 26 00:01:41,917 --> 00:01:43,333 - It's beautiful. 27 00:01:57,542 --> 00:01:58,375 - Happy? 28 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:00,125 - Very. 29 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:04,500 - The scarabs as we discussed. 30 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,667 - My word is my bond. 31 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:08,500 Kayla. 32 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,250 (bones crunching) 33 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:42,333 (body thudding) 34 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,834 (tense music) 35 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:54,917 You're lucky you're not my type. 36 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,166 (intense music) 37 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:22,166 (tires screeching) 38 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:33,417 (doorbell ringing) 39 00:03:33,417 --> 00:03:34,959 - Super Hot Pizza. 40 00:03:34,959 --> 00:03:35,792 - You're late. 41 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:39,041 - I'm sorry. 42 00:03:39,041 --> 00:03:40,458 - I ordered 40 minutes ago, 43 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:42,000 and if it's 30 minutes or longer, 44 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,041 I actually get the pizza for free. 45 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:48,291 - That's actually not our policy. 46 00:03:48,291 --> 00:03:49,917 You might be thinking of Dominoes, 47 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:52,333 they're right next to us. 48 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,375 Well, I'm not paying. 49 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:56,208 - Well, I'm not giving you a pizza. 50 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:59,000 - I'll review on Yelp and I can put you out of business. 51 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:02,083 - You know what would really put us out of business 52 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:05,166 would be giving away, like, free pizza, so. 53 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:23,834 (upbeat music) 54 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:29,375 ♪ When a little bit of mistletoe ♪ 55 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:32,000 ♪ I drive my girlfriend crazy ♪ 56 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,792 ♪ I fill her with hate, she fills me with joy ♪ 57 00:04:34,792 --> 00:04:36,917 ♪ Ooh rock, yeah ♪ 58 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:39,333 ('80s music) 59 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:42,500 ♪ I don't wrote from home but you steady on my mind ♪ 60 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:46,625 ♪ Tell you how baby turns ♪ 61 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:49,083 ♪ Rocking, romancing ♪ 62 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:51,834 ♪ Her heartbeat's where the the tempo ♪ 63 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,417 ♪ The world, yeah, it hates me ♪ 64 00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:57,208 ♪ It knocks me down when I try and get up ♪ 65 00:04:57,208 --> 00:05:00,001 (girls laughing) 66 00:05:00,001 --> 00:05:02,750 ♪ It's always there to stop the flow ♪ 67 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,583 - Nice hat, Jackie. - What a loser. 68 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:10,834 ♪ My neighbors, they hate me ♪ 69 00:05:10,834 --> 00:05:13,709 ♪ 'Cause I keep 'em awake until quarter to three ♪ 70 00:05:13,709 --> 00:05:16,333 ♪ And they always try blame me ♪ 71 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:21,333 ♪ It's not my fault, I'm just noisy, yeah ♪ 72 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:27,166 ♪ It's not my fault, I'm just noisy, yeah ♪ 73 00:05:27,291 --> 00:05:31,333 ♪ It's not my fault, I'm just noisy ♪ 74 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:34,166 (door clattering) 75 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:37,709 - It's been a pleasure, my friends, 76 00:05:38,667 --> 00:05:42,709 but this, this is officially my last delivery, 77 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,750 this here Super Hot pizza. 78 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:46,875 - What do you want, a fuckin' parade? 79 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:51,291 - I'll miss you too, Ed. 80 00:05:51,291 --> 00:05:54,667 - [Ed] Turn in your uniform and get the hell out of my life. 81 00:05:57,834 --> 00:05:58,667 - Love you too. 82 00:06:00,709 --> 00:06:02,750 - No more employee discounts either. 83 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:04,959 This is a restaurant, not a pension. 84 00:06:09,417 --> 00:06:11,208 - Hey, Jackie. 85 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:12,375 - Hey, Carl. 86 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:15,208 - Hey, so you're not going to college this year, right? 87 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,834 - No, I'm taking a gap. 88 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,750 - Okay, well, I have this business opportunity 89 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,333 that you might be interested in. 90 00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:23,125 You smoke weed, right? 91 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:26,041 - No. 92 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:28,458 - Have you ever thought about selling it before? 93 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:36,291 - Bye, Carl. 94 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:41,083 - Hey, you don't want to keep these as a souvenir? 95 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:42,959 - [Jackie] No, I am good. 96 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:45,333 - Okay, bye Jackie. 97 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:49,291 (door clattering) 98 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,458 - I'm free. 99 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:58,750 - Yes! 100 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:01,583 (laid back music) 101 00:07:12,542 --> 00:07:16,000 - What if, what if Avengers was cast in the '90s? 102 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,250 - Nick Fury. 103 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,083 - Morgan Freeman. 104 00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:21,208 - No, no, no, Sam Jackson would still be Nick Fury. 105 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,000 - No, Denzil would be Nick Fury, 106 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,208 and Uma Thurman would be Black Widow. 107 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:27,625 - Well then, who would Sam Jackson be? 108 00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:30,125 - Would the movies be the same or '90s cheesy? 109 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:32,500 - Every movie would be exactly the same, 110 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,959 but cast in the '90s. 111 00:07:35,041 --> 00:07:36,709 - DiCaprio as Spider-Man. 112 00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:38,834 - Michael Douglas is Ant-Man. 113 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,500 - Michael Douglas is Ant-Man. 114 00:07:41,959 --> 00:07:42,792 - Exactly. 115 00:07:43,917 --> 00:07:46,000 - So what about the Guardians? 116 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:46,875 - Okay. 117 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:49,250 Star-Lord would be Adam Sandler. 118 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:52,041 Sandra Bullock would be Gamora, obviously. 119 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:56,250 Then we got a Drax would be Bruce Willis, without a doubt. 120 00:07:56,250 --> 00:08:00,709 Then Rocket would be voiced by Jack Nicholson, 121 00:08:00,709 --> 00:08:03,500 and then Vin Diesel would still be Groot. 122 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,208 - Okay, okay, how about this? 123 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:07,333 Hawkeye, Antonio Banderas, 124 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:10,834 Captain America, Brad Pitt obviously. 125 00:08:10,834 --> 00:08:12,500 Bucky would be Sean Penn 126 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:17,208 and Falcon would be, ooh, Eddie Murphy. 127 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:18,208 - Not just that. 128 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:20,917 Team Ironman would be Tom Cruise, 129 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,125 DiCaprio as Spider-Man, 130 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:25,250 Ralph Fiennes as Vision, 131 00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:28,917 Lawrence Fishburne as a Black Panther, 132 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:31,291 and Don Cheadle as still playing War Machine. 133 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:35,375 - Yeah, yeah, I'm down with that. 134 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:37,917 - What if Star Wars was cast in the '90s? 135 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,417 - Nope, nope, no, no, no, mm mm. 136 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:44,792 (upbeat rock music) 137 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,000 - Do you have any Cactus Coolers? 138 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,041 - No, just Dr. Pepper. 139 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:02,875 - Man. 140 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:06,291 - Um, what time's the movie? 141 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:08,959 - There is a 6:30 and a 9:30, 142 00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:10,667 but everybody's going to the 6:30. 143 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,583 - Er, I have to work, so I'll be there after. 144 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:17,667 - You have work? 145 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:19,792 Tonight? 146 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:22,125 - Yeah, just because you stopped working today, 147 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:24,917 doesn't mean that the whole world's on vacation. 148 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:27,542 - So it's just gonna be me and Sam? 149 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:28,375 - Sam and I. 150 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:30,959 - Look, it's only gonna be for a few hours, 151 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:32,125 and I've seen the movie before. 152 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:33,792 It's not that big of a deal. 153 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:34,792 - It's not about the movie, 154 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:38,875 it's the fact that we have two weeks left to hang out. 155 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:40,625 - Oh, are you gonna die without me? 156 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,083 - No. 157 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:46,959 Maybe. 158 00:09:46,959 --> 00:09:50,083 - (laughing) You'll be fine for six hours without me. 159 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,959 - What about Sam? 160 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:53,792 - What about me? 161 00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:57,417 - What if there's girls there? 162 00:09:57,417 --> 00:10:00,375 Girls only talk to us when you're there. 163 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:02,500 - Girls come up and talk to you all the time, 164 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:05,500 and unlike you two, I have rent to pay next year. 165 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:10,542 - Your guilt trips have no power on me, Skywalker. 166 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:15,333 - God, and you wonder why you're single, mm. 167 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:19,959 Fortunately, I know why I'm single, thank you. 168 00:10:19,959 --> 00:10:22,083 - If you knew why, you wouldn't be single. 169 00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:25,625 (truck beeping) 170 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:31,291 - Shit. 171 00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:33,291 She's not supposed to move until Sunday. 172 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:36,166 - I don't think she got memo. 173 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,750 - You should go help her pack, Jackie. 174 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:39,625 - No, that's creepy. 175 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:41,500 - No, what you're doing now is creepy. 176 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,542 Just go talk to her. 177 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,208 - No. 178 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:48,375 We were supposed to hang out tonight before she left. 179 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,041 - Go talk to her then. 180 00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:52,041 - Yeah, Jackie, fuck the movies. 181 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,792 - I can't. 182 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:55,625 - And why not? 183 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:00,291 - I, 184 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,291 I flirted with her on accident. 185 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,542 - And? 186 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:12,041 - The week when I was home sick she texted me, 187 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:16,834 and you know, it was just a normal hey, how you doing text. 188 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:19,000 - Get to the point where you flirted. 189 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,083 - You know, we were joking around about movies and stuff, 190 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,875 you know, but I'm a little loopy, 191 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:26,667 'cause I'm about to pass out from this NyQuil. 192 00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:28,875 She says, "What are you watching now?" 193 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:32,834 To which I say, "Come over and see," 194 00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:36,875 to which she replied, "Oh yeah?" 195 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:40,000 With a winky face emoji. 196 00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:43,083 - Ooh, so what happened? 197 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:43,917 - Nothing. 198 00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:48,458 I fell asleep and I haven't texted her back. 199 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,458 - You left her on read? 200 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:52,583 On a flirt text? 201 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:53,417 - I know. 202 00:11:55,542 --> 00:11:56,750 I don't know what to do. 203 00:11:57,959 --> 00:11:59,667 - Okay, okay, you just need to go over there, 204 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:01,959 act like nothing happened, and help her pack. 205 00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,375 - That's gonna be awkward. 206 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,375 - Jackie, I'll make it awkward if you don't go over there. 207 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:11,417 - Fine. 208 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,083 (engine roaring) 209 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:21,542 (drums bashing) 210 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,834 Hey. 211 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:32,792 You're moving? 212 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:35,875 - Yeah. (laughing) 213 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:36,709 - Today? 214 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,250 - Yeah. (laughing) 215 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,667 Oh, I know we were supposed to hang out this weekend, 216 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,542 but I'm moving, so. 217 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:47,917 - Jackie. 218 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,417 Hi. 219 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:54,250 - Jackie, this is Brad, who I've been telling you about. 220 00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:57,001 - Nice to meet you. 221 00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:58,750 - How's it going, dude? 222 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,709 It's nice to finally put a face to the name, huh? 223 00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:02,291 - Yeah, you too. 224 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:08,875 Um, I was just wondering if you guys, like, needed any help? 225 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,542 - Oh, no, Brad's got it covered. 226 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,917 I'm actually not even moving completely 227 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,417 out of my parents' house, 228 00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:16,959 just in case things don't work out for some reason. 229 00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:19,875 - You're moving in together? 230 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:22,709 - (laughing) No, no, my folks are super religious, 231 00:13:22,709 --> 00:13:24,875 so that'd be like declaring war in my house. 232 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:25,709 - Didn't I tell you? 233 00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,417 I'm moving into the Sheredin house. 234 00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:30,250 - Sorority? 235 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,667 - She says it's not a sorority, but it is. 236 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,792 - It's not a sorority. 237 00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:37,000 But anyways, it's, like, across town, 238 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,375 so actually if you wanna hang out tonight, 239 00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,583 we can if you want? 240 00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:42,291 - It's all right. 241 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,375 Actually, I've a movie to catch, so. 242 00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,208 - Oh? 243 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:48,000 But you can come by after. 244 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,166 - Hey, what movie? 245 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,709 - The Thing. 246 00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:53,041 - '82 or 2011? 247 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:53,875 - [Jackie] '82. 248 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:54,959 - Nice. 249 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,250 - Well, why don't we just plan to catch up 250 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,792 some time later in the week? 251 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,083 - Great. 252 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:13,458 I've had nightmares that went better than that. 253 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,375 - We were across the street, 254 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,125 and I was embarrassed to be there. 255 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,917 - Okay, it wasn't that bad. 256 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,959 - Have you ever been friend zoned 257 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:25,083 by a girl and her boyfriend at the same time? 258 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,083 No. 259 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,291 - How was Brad? 260 00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:29,291 - He's amazing, that's the problem. 261 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,250 - You know, he goes to church with my grandma. 262 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,875 - Okay, does it bother anyone else that he's old? 263 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,333 - He's 25. 264 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:40,000 - I know, but Carmen's 19. 265 00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,041 - Would you date somebody that's 25? 266 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:43,959 - Oh, hell yeah. 267 00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:47,667 - Just kill me please. 268 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,625 - Maybe later, you have to drop me off at my house, 269 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:50,834 I'm late for work. 270 00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:51,667 - Traitor. 271 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,458 - [Kevin] Get up and get in the car, 272 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,166 or I'll break something expensive. 273 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,166 (rock music) 274 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:19,041 ♪ Broken dreams, buffering TV screens ♪ 275 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:24,041 ♪ Sit and wish your lives away ♪ 276 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:29,041 ♪ You'll never guess who won the lottery ♪ 277 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:34,041 ♪ Yeah, it wasn't me, guess again ♪ 278 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:39,208 ♪ But still, I'll play your stupid games ♪ 279 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,458 - I'll text you guys after I get off work. 280 00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:05,333 - How's it hanging, guys? 281 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,667 - Slightly to the left, Mr. Campbell. 282 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,375 I want you to know, someone tried to sell us drugs today, 283 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:13,458 and Kevin bought them all, out of the goodness of his heart. 284 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:16,125 - Oh, there's no more I can teach him. 285 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,709 - So what are you gonna do when Kevin leaves? 286 00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:22,875 - I think Kel and I are gonna start hosting swinger parties. 287 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,125 - Ooh, kinky. 288 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,500 I'll tell my folks. 289 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,875 - See you guys later. 290 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,208 - Bye, Mr. Campbell. 291 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,041 - Bye, Jackie. 292 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,291 - If you could have any prop from any movie, 293 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,709 what would it be? 294 00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:46,583 - One I don't already have? 295 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,417 - Obviously. 296 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,166 - Er, the Delorean. 297 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:52,959 - That's a car. 298 00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:54,667 - You said any prop. 299 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:55,750 - I meant something practical. 300 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,709 You know, something that you can fit in your room. 301 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,375 - The mecha-glove from Hellboy. 302 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:04,625 Yeah, Adam Savage made one and would like my own. 303 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,542 What about you? 304 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,834 - Nada's sunglasses, from They Live. 305 00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:17,667 - That's it? 306 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,750 - They're magic sunglasses, I like magic. 307 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,208 - Not trying to bash your fandom or anything. 308 00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:27,667 - I think you should email ILM. 309 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:30,417 - Why? 310 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,750 - Well, because you love building models, 311 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:36,041 you talk about miniatures all the time, 312 00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,875 and you're the biggest movie nerd I know. 313 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,875 I just think that it'd be worth getting an internship. 314 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:45,583 - They don't, er, they don't film miniatures anymore. 315 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,542 - So you don't think that they'd be excited 316 00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:50,709 about a young woman interested in models and miniatures? 317 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,834 - I don't know, it's ILM. 318 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,667 - Just trying to help, Jackie. 319 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:09,375 - Do you have any Bandai model kits? 320 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,750 - Does it look like we do? 321 00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:15,417 (rock music) 322 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:21,500 - Yeah. 323 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,750 - You bet your ass we do. 324 00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:25,750 - I'm looking for Gundam. 325 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,709 - Where do Wookies come from? 326 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:28,542 - Kashyyyk. 327 00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:30,917 Is this a test? 328 00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:33,542 - Spike, Jet, Faye, Ed, Ein. 329 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:34,458 - Cowboy Bebop. 330 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,375 - [Clerk] Who pilots the Ghost? 331 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,709 - Hera Syndulla. 332 00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:37,792 - Major Chip Hazard. 333 00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:39,125 - Small Soldiers. 334 00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:43,583 - I got a Perfect Grade RX-78-2, last one in stock. 335 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,542 - That's all right, I just need the regular version. 336 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,417 - Excuse me? 337 00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:55,125 - Um, the Perfect Grade is a little more expensive, 338 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,500 I just need the regular one. 339 00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,125 - You disgust me. 340 00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:01,834 - Why? 341 00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:04,458 - Do you own Back to the Future on Blu-ray or DVD? 342 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:05,667 - Blu-ray. 343 00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,250 - Why? 344 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,417 - Better quality. 345 00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,417 - Does it cost more? 346 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,834 - Little bit. 347 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,417 - Exactly. 348 00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:15,959 Perfect Grade is the Blu-ray. 349 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:18,500 - Wow. 350 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,834 - That'll be $400. 351 00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:26,417 (upbeat music) 352 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,583 - What? 353 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,959 - You're moping over Carmen, and it's pathetic. 354 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,375 - I'm not moping. 355 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,083 - You can't mope, you know why? 356 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:42,834 - No, but I feel like you're gonna tell me. 357 00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,917 - I'm gonna tell you something important. 358 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,291 Something someone special once told me. 359 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:50,166 - Okay. 360 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,667 - No woman will ever appreciate you, Jackie. 361 00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:58,375 - That's it? 362 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,083 - Yeah. 363 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,625 - Who the hell told you that? 364 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:05,458 - My mom. 365 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,792 You don't, you don't get it? 366 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,041 - That's depressing, Sam. 367 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,458 - Carmen is just a girl. 368 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,125 She not even that cute. 369 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,291 - It's not about her, okay? 370 00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,458 - So you admit you're moping. 371 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,917 - I'm not moping, I'm just bummed out. 372 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:23,458 - Lay it on me. 373 00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,291 - Kevin's gone in two weeks, 374 00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:29,917 and you're leaving the next day. 375 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,291 - So? 376 00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:34,250 You can't spend five months without us? 377 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,917 - It's more than just the, Sam, okay? 378 00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,000 You know that. 379 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:42,458 - You're making a bigger deal out of this than it really is. 380 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,709 - You're going to Chicago with your dad, 381 00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,625 Kevin's going to college, 382 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:48,083 and I'm just gonna be here. 383 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,500 By myself, trying to figure shit out. 384 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,333 - And? 385 00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:56,291 - Everything is gonna be different, 386 00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:59,041 and we're not gonna be the same friends when you get back. 387 00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:00,709 - You don't know that. 388 00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:02,458 - Yes I do, okay? 389 00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:05,500 We haven't spent more than a couple of weeks apart 390 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,709 since the seventh grade. 391 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:11,375 - Damn Jackie, you act like we're not coming back. 392 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,834 Look, I know this shit with your dad leaving is fucked up, 393 00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,250 but we're your best friends. 394 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:18,500 - Pull over! 395 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,333 - What did I say? 396 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,166 - Pull over. 397 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:25,542 Look. 398 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,250 Turn down the music. 399 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,083 - I can't. 400 00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:37,542 (music getting louder) 401 00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,709 (insects buzzing) 402 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:47,208 (bird cooing) 403 00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:00,750 Fixed it. 404 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:03,417 (truck beeping) 405 00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,583 (engine rumbling) 406 00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:20,208 (intriguing music) 407 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,583 One man must stop his best friend from being an idiot. 408 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:25,417 Again. 409 00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:30,792 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. 410 00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:31,625 - what? 411 00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:32,583 What are you doing? 412 00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:33,417 - I'm saving you. 413 00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:34,250 - From what? 414 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,041 - From being an idiot. 415 00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:37,542 You can't just walk up to the house. 416 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:39,250 - Why not? She just left. 417 00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:46,001 - Stick with me for one second. 418 00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:47,625 It's a sorority house. 419 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:50,291 - Technically, it's not, and would you let go? 420 00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:53,875 - That's not the point, okay? 421 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,625 There are girls in that house. 422 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,041 If they see you creeping, they will tell Carmen. 423 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:02,041 - Just wanted to check it out, okay? 424 00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:06,542 - Come on, I like this new found confidence you have, 425 00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:10,625 but you need to trust your old friend Sam, okay? 426 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,667 - You wanna do what? 427 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:16,291 - I just wanna take this delivery in one of the cars. 428 00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:17,625 - I don't know if you remember, 429 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,500 but you don't work here anymore. 430 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,875 And I don't like you. 431 00:23:21,792 --> 00:23:25,959 - I know, it's just that I called in this order 432 00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:28,458 and I wanna be the one to deliver it. 433 00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:29,333 - To yourself? 434 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,834 - It's complicated. 435 00:23:32,834 --> 00:23:34,291 - Uncomplicate it. 436 00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:36,208 - Listen, Eddie, we're trying to get laid. 437 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,083 All we need is the car, shirt and hat. 438 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:41,959 - Well, why didn't you just say so? 439 00:23:43,417 --> 00:23:45,834 (rock music) 440 00:24:01,542 --> 00:24:02,667 - Repeat it back to me. 441 00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:05,417 - You deliver the pizza. 442 00:24:05,417 --> 00:24:06,959 Carmen will open the door. 443 00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:09,125 She'll say, "I didn't order a pizza." 444 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:11,709 You'll say, "It must be a prank." 445 00:24:11,709 --> 00:24:13,125 She'll be excited to see you, 446 00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:16,542 so she'll invite you in, introduce you to her friends, 447 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:19,083 that's when you work me into the conversation, 448 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,792 that's when I'll sling by and join the party. 449 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:24,917 ♪ Get the fuck outta here, 'cause I'm ready ♪ 450 00:24:24,917 --> 00:24:26,750 - This sounds like a really bad idea. 451 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,375 Like, a really bad idea. 452 00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:36,166 - Well, I think it's a pretty good idea. 453 00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:37,000 - Really? 454 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,542 'Cause it sounds like the embarrassing things 455 00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:40,333 we have to do when Kevin's not here. 456 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,041 - Jackie, look at me. 457 00:24:44,792 --> 00:24:47,667 That house is full of beautiful women. 458 00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:50,667 - We don't even know that. 459 00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:53,000 - Jackie, you have the golden ticket. 460 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,959 By some miracle, you're friends with Willy Wonka. 461 00:24:54,959 --> 00:24:56,667 We both like chocolate. 462 00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:58,667 Now, get us into that chocolate factory. 463 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,083 - Okay, I can do this. 464 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:05,166 - I believe in you. 465 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,041 ♪ Needed a little talk ♪ 466 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,500 ♪ Just going through the drop ♪ 467 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:12,667 ♪ But are you lying ♪ 468 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:15,125 (car door banging) 469 00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:16,583 ♪ With your free merchandise ♪ 470 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,250 ♪ You're knocking down the price ♪ 471 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,500 - Go get 'em, tiger. 472 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,333 - Shut up, Sam. 473 00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:25,166 ♪ What is this frantic mess ♪ 474 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:28,667 ♪ 'Cause you look at me for sale ♪ 475 00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:32,000 ♪ Why don't you take a seat, I think it's getting late ♪ 476 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:37,000 ♪ And you drink until you're done 'cause it's for, yeah ♪ 477 00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:40,000 (doorbell ringing) 478 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,917 (insects chirping) 479 00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:48,709 (door creaking) 480 00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:51,750 - Are you lost? 481 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,542 - No, somebody ordered a pizza. 482 00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:03,125 - Nobody ordered a pizza. 483 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:03,959 - Oh. 484 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:08,083 Are you sure? 485 00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:08,917 - Yeah. 486 00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:11,875 - Okay. 487 00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:17,875 (classical guitar music) 488 00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:22,125 - Would you like to come inside? 489 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,417 - Uh, yeah, yeah. 490 00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:38,250 (door creaking) 491 00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:40,583 - Yes, yes! 492 00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:43,166 (Sam cheering) 493 00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:45,417 Yes! 494 00:26:45,417 --> 00:26:46,458 - It's Jackie, right? 495 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,750 - Er, yeah, yeah, Jackie Polidori. 496 00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:53,291 - Ladies, this is Jackie. 497 00:26:53,291 --> 00:26:57,166 Jackie, this is Layla, Kayla, and Zoe. 498 00:26:58,166 --> 00:26:59,542 And I'm Monica. 499 00:26:59,542 --> 00:27:01,583 Can I help you with that? 500 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:03,125 - Yeah, sure, sure. 501 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:03,959 - Zoe. 502 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:09,417 Sit. 503 00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:11,375 - Okay. 504 00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:18,375 Hi. 505 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:19,875 - Hi. 506 00:27:19,875 --> 00:27:21,625 - Are you thirsty? 507 00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:26,001 - Yeah, um, actually, I'd love a soda if that's all right. 508 00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:31,875 Hello. 509 00:27:32,959 --> 00:27:35,542 (gentle music) 510 00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:47,667 - Ooh, more ladies. 511 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:55,959 ♪ Oh, hear me, hey, oh, what was it you saw ♪ 512 00:27:55,959 --> 00:27:59,166 ♪ I couldn't believe ♪ 513 00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:00,834 ♪ Anything at all ♪ 514 00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:01,667 - Hang on. 515 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:07,500 ♪ 'Cause I know ♪ 516 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,500 - You know, I think it's funny, 517 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:12,583 'cause my friend Kevin, he doesn't like Phantom Menace, 518 00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:14,166 but my friend Sam, 519 00:28:15,542 --> 00:28:17,625 who's a great guy by the way, 520 00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:20,417 thinks Jar Jar's hilarious, so I'm not- 521 00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:23,083 (door creaking) 522 00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:26,375 - Hey guys, sorry I'm late, 523 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:28,750 I had to pick up one last box at my parents'. 524 00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:32,500 Jackie. 525 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,333 - Hi, Carmen. 526 00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:36,250 - What are you doing here? 527 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:39,250 - Um, well, somebody ordered a pizza, 528 00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:41,750 so I came running. 529 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,917 - Why didn't you tell us about your friend? 530 00:28:43,917 --> 00:28:45,834 - I don't know, I, 531 00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:49,291 er, Jackie, did you know this was my new place? 532 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,583 - Not a clue. 533 00:29:02,709 --> 00:29:05,208 (tense music) 534 00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:27,667 - Jackie Polidori, you are my hero. 535 00:29:32,041 --> 00:29:34,709 (door creaking) 536 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:40,000 (pizza thudding) 537 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,667 (door banging) 538 00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:54,041 (suspenseful music) 539 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:11,750 (door creaking) 540 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:27,417 (door creaking) 541 00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:40,083 (scary music) 542 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:55,917 (Sam whimpering) 543 00:30:55,917 --> 00:30:57,083 - [Zoe] Anyone thirsty? 544 00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:02,208 - Yep. 545 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,667 Good shoes. 546 00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:06,750 - Thank you. 547 00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:07,583 - Yeah. 548 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,333 - Jack! 549 00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:12,417 Kie, oh. 550 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:16,500 Hi, ladies. 551 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,125 - Who are you? 552 00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:20,750 - This is my friend Sam I was telling you about. 553 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:23,750 - Jackie, er, we're gonna be late for that movie, 554 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:25,625 and we need to go now. 555 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,458 - What are you doing? 556 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:29,625 - So sorry for the intrusion, ladies. 557 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:31,583 You have a beautiful house. 558 00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:34,834 So sorry, everybody, but, hi. 559 00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:35,667 - Hi. - Bye. 560 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:39,375 (door creaking) 561 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:40,500 - I like your friends. 562 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,625 - Sam, are you fucking high? 563 00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:47,001 - Jackie, get in the car. 564 00:31:47,001 --> 00:31:49,166 Jackie, get in the car or I'll kill you myself. 565 00:31:49,166 --> 00:31:50,875 - What are you talking about? 566 00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:54,542 - Jackie, get in the car. 567 00:32:03,959 --> 00:32:06,792 (engine rumbling) 568 00:32:09,583 --> 00:32:12,417 (engine rumbling) 569 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,250 - You're freaking me out, Sam. 570 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,375 - You're freaked out? 571 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:26,667 I just saw a dead guy in your girlfriend's trashcan. 572 00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:28,125 - What? 573 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,750 - Body parts, Jackie, human body parts. 574 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,458 Mixed in with the pizza and shit. 575 00:32:32,458 --> 00:32:35,500 And I also saw one of the hot chicks poison the drinks. 576 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:38,125 - Who, who poisoned the drink? 577 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,166 - The redhead. 578 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,917 It's always the fucking redhead. 579 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:44,792 - You gotta take me back, Sam. 580 00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:46,375 - What? 581 00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:47,959 To die? 582 00:32:47,959 --> 00:32:49,792 - You embarrassed me, Sam. 583 00:32:49,792 --> 00:32:52,000 You single handedly ruined any chance 584 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,458 either of us had, you know that? 585 00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:54,750 - I saved your ass. 586 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:56,333 I'm Sarah Connor, mother fucker! 587 00:32:57,291 --> 00:32:58,750 - You're an idiot. 588 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:01,417 - Exactly, why would any of this shit work? 589 00:33:01,417 --> 00:33:03,291 This is not a porno, Jackie. 590 00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:05,417 This shit doesn't happen in real life. 591 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:08,250 - Prove it, prove anything you're saying, 592 00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:10,083 and we'll call the cops right now. 593 00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:11,583 - We can't call the cops. 594 00:33:11,583 --> 00:33:12,959 - Why the hell not? 595 00:33:12,959 --> 00:33:14,458 - Because what if I'm wrong? 596 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,500 - And what if you're right? 597 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,667 - Then your girlfriend's in some serious shit. 598 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:23,959 - Carmen? 599 00:33:23,959 --> 00:33:25,417 Why? 600 00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:27,750 - I saw the redhead poison more than one drink. 601 00:33:31,625 --> 00:33:32,458 - Fuck. 602 00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:34,750 - I know. 603 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:38,250 - Promise me, Sam, promise me you're telling me the truth. 604 00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:40,291 - Jackie, 605 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:44,166 I'm dead ass. 606 00:33:48,625 --> 00:33:49,458 - Oh my god. 607 00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:51,709 - So what do we do? 608 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,959 - We're gonna need some help. 609 00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:07,166 - We're running out of time. 610 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:08,959 - Relax, Zoe. 611 00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:11,500 No one's feeling the pressure of time more than me. 612 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:14,333 - [Zoe] So now what? 613 00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:16,750 - Find them. 614 00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:23,792 (women chatting) 615 00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:29,208 - I totally understand. - Absolutely, absolutely. 616 00:34:37,834 --> 00:34:40,917 (door banging) 617 00:34:40,917 --> 00:34:43,500 (door banging) 618 00:34:52,959 --> 00:34:55,917 - Brad, we need your help. 619 00:34:55,917 --> 00:34:57,625 - Hi, I'm Sam. 620 00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:00,750 - How'd you guys find where I live? 621 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:03,500 - Oh, you go to church with my grandma. 622 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,250 - Yeah, this is Sam, I'm Jackie, 623 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:07,500 we met earlier today, I don't know if you remember me, 624 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,333 but Carmen is in trouble. 625 00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:15,667 (Brad crying) 626 00:35:15,667 --> 00:35:16,500 - Dude. 627 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:18,333 - What? 628 00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:21,500 - I'm in here trying to cheer him up. 629 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,041 - [Brad] We broke up. 630 00:35:24,834 --> 00:35:26,500 - Oh. 631 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,125 I'm sorry, man. 632 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:31,959 - It's okay, it's okay, you gotta shake it off, okay? 633 00:35:31,959 --> 00:35:33,458 - Okay. - Shake it off. 634 00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:34,291 - Yeah. 635 00:35:34,291 --> 00:35:35,417 - Big boys don't cry, 636 00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:38,208 big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry. 637 00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:42,417 - (sobbing) Okay. 638 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,709 What were you saying? 639 00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:49,542 - Listen Brad, really sorry you and Carmen broke up, 640 00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:53,375 but there's a very real chance that she's in danger. 641 00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:56,458 - What kinda danger? 642 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:03,792 Wait, so Carmen's roommates are trying to poison her? 643 00:36:03,792 --> 00:36:05,375 - The redhead. 644 00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:06,208 It's probably probably the same one 645 00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:08,083 that cut up the dead guy in the trashcan. 646 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,542 - Look, it sounds insane, 647 00:36:10,542 --> 00:36:12,709 but you're the only one that can get her outta the house 648 00:36:12,709 --> 00:36:14,959 without raising any red flags. 649 00:36:14,959 --> 00:36:16,709 - Get in, get out. 650 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,417 - I don't know if I can do this. 651 00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:21,208 - I mean, it might be dangerous, but you- 652 00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,166 - No, no, no. - You should just be able to- 653 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:25,625 - I mean, I don't know if I can see her without losing it. 654 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:27,458 - You really broke up? 655 00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:31,208 Like, it's official? 656 00:36:31,208 --> 00:36:33,208 - I dunno, I mean, I was meant to drive over 657 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:34,542 to her new place with her, 658 00:36:34,542 --> 00:36:36,041 and she told me I shouldn't, 659 00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:37,542 and when I asked why, she, er, 660 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:42,041 she said she was in love with someone else. 661 00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:43,125 - Life's a bitch, man. 662 00:36:44,959 --> 00:36:46,291 You know what you should do? 663 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:48,792 Act like you don't care. 664 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:50,792 - Why would I do that? 665 00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:54,333 - She broke up with you because something was wrong. 666 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:59,001 That's girlfriend code for be a better boyfriend. 667 00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:02,291 - But I'm a great boyfriend. 668 00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:03,125 - Trust me. 669 00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:06,500 Act like nothing's wrong, 670 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:07,750 and it'll drive her crazy 671 00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:09,750 that you're not broken up about it. 672 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:11,792 - Great advice. 673 00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:13,625 But we're trying to get her outta the house, 674 00:37:13,625 --> 00:37:14,959 not piss her off. 675 00:37:14,959 --> 00:37:15,792 - Look out! 676 00:37:15,792 --> 00:37:18,709 (tires screeching) 677 00:37:20,001 --> 00:37:20,834 - Jackie! 678 00:37:20,834 --> 00:37:25,834 (people screaming) (tires screeching) 679 00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:35,000 - What the fuck, man? 680 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,625 You almost hit my fucking car. 681 00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:39,166 What if my kids would have been in there? 682 00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:40,750 - Jackie. 683 00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:42,917 - Get the fuck outta the car. 684 00:37:42,917 --> 00:37:44,667 I said get outta the car. 685 00:37:44,667 --> 00:37:46,083 - Jackie? - Hello? 686 00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:48,625 - I got something else going on here right now, Sam. 687 00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:49,458 - How about you, tough guy? 688 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:50,458 - I'll take care of this guy. 689 00:37:50,458 --> 00:37:52,041 - Stay in the car, Brad. 690 00:37:54,917 --> 00:37:56,667 - Jackie, the redhead's gone. 691 00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:57,917 - What, Sam? 692 00:37:57,917 --> 00:38:00,917 (bat chirping) - You hear? 693 00:38:00,917 --> 00:38:02,583 - I think I'll stay in the car. 694 00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:04,041 - [Driver] Who the fuck are you? 695 00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:05,041 (bones crunching) 696 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,792 (man thudding) 697 00:38:07,792 --> 00:38:09,208 (dog barking) 698 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:12,125 (people screaming) 699 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:17,667 (suspenseful music) 700 00:38:18,875 --> 00:38:21,375 (gun banging) 701 00:38:22,458 --> 00:38:25,041 (gun clicking) 702 00:38:32,959 --> 00:38:35,625 (car beeping) 703 00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:38,458 (window knocking) 704 00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:42,792 - You all right? 705 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,375 First vampire, huh? 706 00:38:50,125 --> 00:38:50,959 Cool. 707 00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:55,041 You mind giving me a hand here? 708 00:39:06,834 --> 00:39:08,000 - Excuse me, sir. 709 00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:10,458 Who are you? 710 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:14,458 - Warren Van Helsing. 711 00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:15,750 - Van Helsing? 712 00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:17,917 - Hey kid, grab her legs, all right? 713 00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:23,291 - Like, like Van Helsing Van Helsing? 714 00:39:23,291 --> 00:39:24,125 - Yeah, kinda. 715 00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:27,166 - Kinda Van Helsing? 716 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,750 - Oh come on, you just saw me blow a hole in a vampire, 717 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:34,208 so what part of this are you having trouble with? 718 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:36,959 - I'm processing. 719 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:39,792 - But if we don't get these bodies 720 00:39:39,792 --> 00:39:41,583 out of the street right now, 721 00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:44,834 we're gonna attract some unwanted attention, right? 722 00:39:44,834 --> 00:39:46,458 So process quickly, 723 00:39:46,458 --> 00:39:48,000 and grab your friend 724 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,667 to give you a hand with this other body, all right? 725 00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:54,542 (Van Helsing clapping) 726 00:39:54,542 --> 00:39:56,208 - [Sam] Oh my god. 727 00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:57,041 - Brad. 728 00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:00,709 Brad. 729 00:40:00,709 --> 00:40:02,208 Listen. 730 00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:03,208 I'm freaked out too. 731 00:40:04,166 --> 00:40:06,291 The only way we're gonna save Carmen 732 00:40:06,291 --> 00:40:08,750 is if we move this gross dead guy 733 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,917 and shove him in the back of a truck, okay? 734 00:40:13,417 --> 00:40:14,250 Okay, let's go. 735 00:40:21,709 --> 00:40:23,250 - Easy enough, right? 736 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:25,917 (Brad gurgling) 737 00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:29,625 - I'm sorry. 738 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:32,291 - All right, all right. 739 00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:33,291 - Okay. 740 00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:35,125 - All right, now you tell me. 741 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:38,125 Why are you being chased by the vampire cult? 742 00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:41,083 - Vampire cult? 743 00:40:41,083 --> 00:40:44,208 - Don't answer my question with a question, all right? 744 00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:47,000 - Jackie and I, we tried to hang out with Carmen, 745 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,542 because she moved into the house with vampires. 746 00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:52,667 But we didn't know they were vampires at the time. 747 00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:53,583 They were just hot. 748 00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:56,125 - Is she a virgin? 749 00:40:57,208 --> 00:40:59,875 - That's a very inappropriate question to ask. 750 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:02,792 - Okay, midnight tonight, 751 00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:04,875 they're gonna sacrifice a virgin, 752 00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:07,291 so I assume it was one of you two. 753 00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:10,750 - I'm not a virgin. 754 00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:16,917 What? 755 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:20,959 Why are you looking at me like that? 756 00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:24,834 - What about Carmen? 757 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,250 - Look, I'd prefer not to talk about 758 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:28,583 our love life, all right? 759 00:41:29,834 --> 00:41:32,792 - This is a matter of life and death, Brad. 760 00:41:32,792 --> 00:41:34,250 - No, we haven't, okay? 761 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,583 She wanted to wait till the right time, 762 00:41:35,583 --> 00:41:36,750 but that never happened. 763 00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:37,583 - All right, all right, all right, all right, 764 00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:40,875 so we only got two hours till midnight, all right? 765 00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:43,500 Hey kid, you come with me, all right? 766 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,333 Come. 767 00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:48,875 - [Jackie] What do we do? 768 00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:52,959 - All right, so you go to the church, 769 00:41:52,959 --> 00:41:54,792 and fill this with holy water. 770 00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:58,041 And meet us at the house in 30 minutes, okay? 771 00:42:03,041 --> 00:42:04,250 - Ready to go to church? 772 00:42:05,375 --> 00:42:08,041 (tires screeching) 773 00:42:08,041 --> 00:42:10,333 - [Sam] So, you're like, Van Helsing the third, right? 774 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:14,333 - My name is Warren, and my great-great-great-grandfather 775 00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:16,000 was Abraham Van Helsing. 776 00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:17,959 - But you're Japanese. 777 00:42:19,875 --> 00:42:23,959 - Well, in my world, it's a lot easier to travel, 778 00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:28,166 so my grandfather got around, you know? (laughing) 779 00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:29,750 - So it's a family business. 780 00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:33,166 - No, it's more a rite of passage type of thing, okay? 781 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:35,792 - You any good at it? 782 00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:38,417 - Well, have you ever seen a vampire before tonight? 783 00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:41,792 - No. 784 00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:43,625 - Any witches? 785 00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:44,959 - No. 786 00:42:44,959 --> 00:42:46,417 - Warlocks? 787 00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:47,375 Werewolves? 788 00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:50,583 - What I meant was, do you like it? 789 00:42:50,583 --> 00:42:52,792 - I just kill monsters, you know? 790 00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:55,500 - My dad's an accountant, 791 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,875 that doesn't mean he likes his job. 792 00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,959 He wants me to work for him after we move. 793 00:43:00,959 --> 00:43:03,333 - Accounting is a noble profession, 794 00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:04,458 so it's all good, huh? 795 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:08,500 - Do you know what accounting is? 796 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,125 You count. 797 00:43:10,125 --> 00:43:11,458 For a living. 798 00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:12,542 - Of course I'm aware. 799 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:16,250 You think I'm stupid or what? 800 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:18,542 - You like it though, right? 801 00:43:18,542 --> 00:43:19,375 Your job? 802 00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:21,333 - It's not a job, okay. 803 00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:23,291 - It's awesome. 804 00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:27,709 - Oh, okay, I'll try to keep you 805 00:43:27,709 --> 00:43:29,417 and your friends alive, okay? 806 00:43:30,834 --> 00:43:32,001 - Thank you, Mr. Van Helsing. 807 00:43:32,001 --> 00:43:33,083 - Oh, just Warren. 808 00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:36,542 - Thank you, Mr. Warren. 809 00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:40,208 Do I get a shotgun? 810 00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:41,041 - Nope. 811 00:43:44,667 --> 00:43:47,500 (tense music) 812 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,709 - [Sam] So what type of music do you listen to? 813 00:43:49,709 --> 00:43:51,041 - [Van Helsing] Do me a favor. 814 00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:52,001 - [Sam] Yep. 815 00:43:52,001 --> 00:43:53,542 - No more question, okay? 816 00:43:53,542 --> 00:43:54,375 It's annoying. 817 00:43:59,001 --> 00:44:02,166 (trunk door creaking) 818 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,291 - Warren. 819 00:44:12,291 --> 00:44:13,709 - Okay, what did I just say? 820 00:44:15,875 --> 00:44:17,458 - Where's the redhead? 821 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:18,458 - What? 822 00:44:18,458 --> 00:44:21,375 (tires screeching) 823 00:44:24,959 --> 00:44:27,959 (suspenseful music) 824 00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:40,000 Shit, shit, shit, ah, 825 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,291 fucking and shit and fuck and shit, oh shit. 826 00:44:43,291 --> 00:44:44,125 - Shit? 827 00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:46,583 How serious of a shit? 828 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:48,583 - Well, it's a really big shit. 829 00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:49,417 - What do you mean? 830 00:44:49,417 --> 00:44:50,458 Where did she go? 831 00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:54,417 - If I had to guess, same place we're going. 832 00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:56,709 - What now? 833 00:44:58,041 --> 00:44:59,625 - We're gonna need a bigger gun. 834 00:45:01,834 --> 00:45:02,667 - I get a gun? 835 00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:06,250 - Um, maybe. 836 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:08,417 - Yes. 837 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:12,208 - Oh shit. 838 00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:22,250 (phone ringing) 839 00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:23,083 - Kevin. 840 00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:24,667 - Hey, I just got off work. 841 00:45:24,667 --> 00:45:27,208 - Kevin, vampires exist. 842 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:30,792 Vampires exist and Van Helsing just shot one in front of us. 843 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:34,750 - Is this, like, a trailer for a movie or something? 844 00:45:35,792 --> 00:45:37,125 - Just do me a favor, okay? 845 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:40,166 Meet me at 665 Slauson Lane. 846 00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:41,625 - What the hell did I miss? 847 00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:43,500 - 20 minutes. 848 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:44,333 - [Kevin] Jackie. 849 00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:45,500 - I gotta go. 850 00:45:48,125 --> 00:45:50,166 (Brad sighing) 851 00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:51,417 - Church was locked. 852 00:45:51,417 --> 00:45:52,250 - Locked? 853 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:54,667 So what are we gonna do now? 854 00:45:54,667 --> 00:45:56,834 We need to be there in 20 minutes. 855 00:45:58,125 --> 00:46:00,250 - I mean, we could make our own holy water. 856 00:46:02,709 --> 00:46:03,792 - I don't know how to do that, 857 00:46:03,792 --> 00:46:05,166 do you know how to do that? 858 00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:07,000 - No. 859 00:46:08,625 --> 00:46:09,500 - I'll Google it. 860 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:11,834 - Good idea. 861 00:46:11,834 --> 00:46:12,959 Actually, use wikiHow. 862 00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:21,750 (door clattering) 863 00:46:21,750 --> 00:46:22,625 - [Kayla] Monica! 864 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,458 - Get her to her room, quick. 865 00:46:29,125 --> 00:46:29,959 - Monica? 866 00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:33,709 What was that thud? 867 00:46:33,709 --> 00:46:36,500 - [Monica] Just Kayla being clumsy. 868 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,333 Can you help me with something upstairs? 869 00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:39,166 - Yeah, sure. 870 00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:43,250 - Hey, thanks for the shirt. 871 00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:45,625 - You gotta chill out, man. 872 00:46:46,917 --> 00:46:49,333 - Look, it's just a lot to take in right now. 873 00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:50,834 I didn't exactly wake you this morning 874 00:46:50,834 --> 00:46:52,417 ready to take on a vampire cult. 875 00:46:53,333 --> 00:46:54,709 - I'm talking about Carmen. 876 00:46:59,667 --> 00:47:00,583 See? 877 00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:02,417 That's what I'm talking about. 878 00:47:03,709 --> 00:47:05,166 You just gotta let things go. 879 00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:09,917 - Oh yeah, says the girl who's in love with her. 880 00:47:09,917 --> 00:47:11,959 You know, it's really obvious, by the way. 881 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:17,959 - I like Carmen, okay, but that doesn't matter, 882 00:47:19,166 --> 00:47:20,750 'cause Carmen dates guys. 883 00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:24,333 Guys like you, Brad. 884 00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:27,333 You just gotta be a little less Brad. 885 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:30,875 - But I am Brad, okay? 886 00:47:30,875 --> 00:47:32,667 My mom always told me to be myself. 887 00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:35,542 - That's not what I mean. 888 00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:38,875 Look, I really shouldn't be saying this, 889 00:47:38,875 --> 00:47:40,542 but she thinks that you're clingy. 890 00:47:41,917 --> 00:47:45,041 - Well, I can't be clingy now, can I? 891 00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:48,625 - Dude, you just gotta let it go. 892 00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:50,166 Like, when I go hang out with Carmen, 893 00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:52,542 you can't act all jealous, 894 00:47:52,542 --> 00:47:54,001 'cause we're just friends. 895 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:56,959 - Well, she likes you, so. 896 00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:01,291 - She likes me? 897 00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:08,792 Like, she likes me likes me? 898 00:48:09,959 --> 00:48:10,875 - Yeah. 899 00:48:10,875 --> 00:48:12,750 She talks about you all the time. 900 00:48:12,750 --> 00:48:14,917 "Jackie's so funny," "Jackie's such a nerd," 901 00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:16,125 "She's so relatable." 902 00:48:17,792 --> 00:48:19,667 - But that doesn't mean she likes me. 903 00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:22,417 - She's bi. 904 00:48:27,709 --> 00:48:28,542 - Oh. 905 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:30,583 - Yeah. 906 00:48:30,583 --> 00:48:32,959 And you're the reason we broke up. 907 00:48:32,959 --> 00:48:33,792 So. 908 00:48:36,625 --> 00:48:38,000 - Well, fuck. 909 00:48:41,208 --> 00:48:44,041 Well, she talks about you when she's with me, 910 00:48:44,041 --> 00:48:46,250 so I can't blame you. 911 00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:48,208 - She does? 912 00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:50,458 - Yeah. 913 00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:54,250 Because you're the boyfriend, and I'm the friend, 914 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:55,959 so if we're gonna play the sympathy game, 915 00:48:55,959 --> 00:48:57,750 I'm pretty sure I'm the one winning. 916 00:48:59,792 --> 00:49:00,750 - It's just tough. 917 00:49:02,792 --> 00:49:05,917 - Look, the fact that I'm the voice of reason right now 918 00:49:05,917 --> 00:49:07,542 is freaking me out, 919 00:49:07,542 --> 00:49:09,792 but you need to pull your shit together, 920 00:49:09,792 --> 00:49:12,000 because it's vampires we're dealing with, 921 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,208 and I'd prefer if we didn't let Carmen die tonight, okay? 922 00:49:16,291 --> 00:49:17,709 - Okay. 923 00:49:17,709 --> 00:49:18,792 Good plan. 924 00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:19,959 Don't let Carmen die. 925 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,542 (calm music) 926 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:32,041 - What are we doing here? 927 00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:33,792 - I told you, we need weapons. 928 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:36,625 - This is a hiking trail. 929 00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:40,458 (insects buzzing) 930 00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:45,417 - Do me a favor. 931 00:49:45,417 --> 00:49:46,709 - Anything. 932 00:49:46,709 --> 00:49:49,375 - Stay in the car no matter what, okay? 933 00:49:54,166 --> 00:49:57,417 (salt shaker rattling) 934 00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:17,041 Oops. 935 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:20,083 Oh shit. 936 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:21,834 - Warren. 937 00:50:23,709 --> 00:50:25,001 What is that for? 938 00:50:26,417 --> 00:50:28,041 - Don't worry about it, okay? 939 00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:30,001 Stay in the car, I'll be right back. 940 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:44,417 (air whooshing) 941 00:50:54,792 --> 00:50:56,583 Just stay calm, all right? 942 00:51:00,417 --> 00:51:02,667 - What the fuck do you want? 943 00:51:02,667 --> 00:51:04,291 - Um, 944 00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:05,250 I need your help. 945 00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:07,959 - Obviously. 946 00:51:07,959 --> 00:51:09,750 Must be desperate to come back here. 947 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:14,500 Good god, is that how you're getting around now? 948 00:51:16,166 --> 00:51:17,625 Who's the kid? 949 00:51:17,625 --> 00:51:18,542 A hostage? 950 00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:21,542 - He's my friend. 951 00:51:21,542 --> 00:51:22,792 - (laughing) I'm sure. 952 00:51:23,959 --> 00:51:26,041 No, seriously, what is he? 953 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:27,375 A troll of some sort? 954 00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:30,125 He certainly has the hair for it. 955 00:51:31,041 --> 00:51:31,875 - Helen. 956 00:51:34,834 --> 00:51:37,542 I need something that can kill a once bitten. 957 00:51:38,542 --> 00:51:39,667 - Where? 958 00:51:39,667 --> 00:51:43,375 - Here, tonight, possibly four of them. 959 00:51:44,834 --> 00:51:47,083 - You're not dealing with a follower, are you? 960 00:51:47,083 --> 00:51:48,417 - They had the book. 961 00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:51,875 - You don't think they're going to try to- 962 00:51:51,875 --> 00:51:54,542 - Well, tonight is a full moon, Helen. 963 00:51:54,542 --> 00:51:56,709 What do you think they're gonna do? 964 00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:01,583 - What you need, I don't have. 965 00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:05,500 But, these should help. 966 00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:10,375 Here we go. 967 00:52:13,458 --> 00:52:16,125 (wood creaking) 968 00:52:23,125 --> 00:52:25,333 Take a look, make sure it's all here. 969 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,083 - This is it? 970 00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:36,083 - You didn't exactly leave much behind. 971 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:40,625 They miss you, Warren. 972 00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:46,709 Helping a hopeless mortal won't change what you did. 973 00:52:57,709 --> 00:52:58,542 - How is she? 974 00:53:00,291 --> 00:53:01,125 - Zoe's dead. 975 00:53:03,542 --> 00:53:04,792 - Well, what did she say? 976 00:53:05,667 --> 00:53:07,959 - She said something about a man who shot her. 977 00:53:09,125 --> 00:53:09,959 - What man? 978 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,333 - She died before she could explain. 979 00:53:15,834 --> 00:53:16,792 - We can save her. 980 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,333 - How? 981 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:21,625 - We could use the book. 982 00:53:21,625 --> 00:53:23,333 We could resurrect her tonight instead of- 983 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:24,166 - Kayla. 984 00:53:26,792 --> 00:53:28,417 Layla, go check on Carmen. 985 00:53:37,291 --> 00:53:39,208 Are you losing sight of the objective? 986 00:53:40,542 --> 00:53:42,709 - I just thought we could wait until the next full moon, 987 00:53:42,709 --> 00:53:45,333 and save her while there's still time. 988 00:53:45,333 --> 00:53:47,333 - We don't have time. 989 00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:49,125 We have anything but time, Kayla. 990 00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:51,667 Zoe knew that and she failed. 991 00:53:53,875 --> 00:53:55,542 Look at my face. 992 00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:56,750 My time is almost up. 993 00:53:58,333 --> 00:53:59,917 I cannot wait another full moon, 994 00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:02,458 or no amount of face masks or creams 995 00:54:02,458 --> 00:54:04,542 or fucking foundation will save my career, 996 00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:05,500 do you understand? 997 00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:10,834 - Monica, you're only 26. 998 00:54:10,834 --> 00:54:11,917 - Exactly. 999 00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:16,375 You do not want what I have to deal with every day. 1000 00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:18,458 To see yourself growing older and losing jobs 1001 00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:20,375 because you're no longer young enough. 1002 00:54:22,875 --> 00:54:26,291 - Well, Jackie's gone. 1003 00:54:26,291 --> 00:54:28,041 How are we gonna get her back? 1004 00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:29,041 - She'll be back. 1005 00:54:30,208 --> 00:54:31,458 They always come back. 1006 00:54:32,667 --> 00:54:33,500 - Monica, 1007 00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:35,709 they're idiots. 1008 00:54:37,458 --> 00:54:40,500 (doorbell ringing) 1009 00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:42,750 (door creaking) 1010 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,417 - Hi, is Jackie here? 1011 00:54:48,542 --> 00:54:52,333 - So vampirism is like an STD? 1012 00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:55,000 - In layman's terms, yes. 1013 00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:58,291 - Gross. 1014 00:54:58,291 --> 00:55:01,375 - A vampire can always chose to turn a mortal, 1015 00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:04,750 but the bitten always possess less power than who bit them, 1016 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:06,875 do you understand what I'm saying? 1017 00:55:06,875 --> 00:55:10,125 - But, I mean, I mean, you've don't this before, right? 1018 00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:14,750 - Um, I've never killed a once bitten. 1019 00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:19,166 - Well fuck. 1020 00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:21,083 - Hey, watch your mouth, man. 1021 00:55:21,083 --> 00:55:21,917 - Sorry. 1022 00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:28,083 ♪ Don't lie to me, just accept reality ♪ 1023 00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:33,083 ♪ We're growing old by the second, that's fact ♪ 1024 00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:35,458 (Van Helsing laughing) 1025 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:37,417 ♪ All the lies I've used ♪ 1026 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:40,166 - Hey, we might die tonight. 1027 00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:43,375 So you gotta enjoy it. 1028 00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:47,959 ♪ Have no regrets ♪ 1029 00:55:47,959 --> 00:55:50,291 ♪ Stay away ♪ 1030 00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:51,542 - See? 1031 00:55:51,542 --> 00:55:52,375 Relax. 1032 00:56:00,041 --> 00:56:03,001 ♪ Stay away ♪ 1033 00:56:03,001 --> 00:56:06,166 ♪ Gotta grow in place, that's all ♪ 1034 00:56:06,166 --> 00:56:07,834 - There's the house. 1035 00:56:09,959 --> 00:56:12,125 - What's up, buddy? - Jesus, man. 1036 00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,917 - Hey, Brad. 1037 00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:15,875 - We got the holy water. 1038 00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:17,458 - Wait till you see what we got. 1039 00:56:20,542 --> 00:56:21,375 - All right. 1040 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:24,417 Baseball bat dipped in silver. 1041 00:56:24,417 --> 00:56:25,667 - Oh yeah, that'll be me. 1042 00:56:28,917 --> 00:56:29,959 - Crowbar. 1043 00:56:29,959 --> 00:56:31,542 - Dibs? 1044 00:56:31,542 --> 00:56:32,667 - You sure? 1045 00:56:32,667 --> 00:56:34,083 - Yeah, I said dibs. 1046 00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:36,125 - All right. 1047 00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:40,208 - Jesus. 1048 00:56:40,208 --> 00:56:42,458 - Okay, there we go. 1049 00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:43,417 - Yes. 1050 00:56:43,417 --> 00:56:45,083 - Yours. - Thank you. 1051 00:56:45,959 --> 00:56:47,375 - Wait. 1052 00:56:47,375 --> 00:56:48,417 - And this. 1053 00:56:48,417 --> 00:56:49,250 - Oh, nice. 1054 00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:52,542 - You get a rifle? 1055 00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:53,542 - Yeah. 1056 00:56:53,542 --> 00:56:54,417 You called dibs. 1057 00:56:55,458 --> 00:56:56,291 - What are those? 1058 00:56:57,709 --> 00:56:58,792 - Hand grenades. 1059 00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:01,709 - Can we trade? 1060 00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:03,458 Please? 1061 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:04,875 - You called dibs. 1062 00:57:04,875 --> 00:57:05,834 You can't take back dibs. 1063 00:57:05,834 --> 00:57:08,458 - Hang on, you, you didn't tell us what was in the box. 1064 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:09,709 I wouldn't have chosen a baseball bat 1065 00:57:09,709 --> 00:57:11,583 if I knew there were grenades in the box. 1066 00:57:11,583 --> 00:57:13,917 - You wanna give that bat back? 1067 00:57:13,917 --> 00:57:14,750 - No. 1068 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:18,834 - Too bad, huh? 1069 00:57:20,083 --> 00:57:21,959 All right, all right, listen up. 1070 00:57:21,959 --> 00:57:25,250 The objective is to keep Cameron safe 1071 00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:26,792 until after midnight. 1072 00:57:26,792 --> 00:57:28,166 - It's Carmen. 1073 00:57:28,166 --> 00:57:29,625 - That doesn't matter, 1074 00:57:29,625 --> 00:57:32,375 'cause they're gonna have to perform the ritual at midnight, 1075 00:57:32,375 --> 00:57:34,667 so we're just not gonna let that happen, got it? 1076 00:57:35,959 --> 00:57:37,250 - Pretty straightforward. 1077 00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:38,166 - Yeah. 1078 00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:39,583 - All right, here's the plan. 1079 00:57:39,583 --> 00:57:40,875 The kid and I, (phone ringing) 1080 00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:42,709 we'll flank either side of... 1081 00:57:43,625 --> 00:57:44,458 - Kevin. 1082 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:45,917 - Hi Jackie. 1083 00:57:45,917 --> 00:57:47,917 - Kevin, are you still coming? 1084 00:57:47,917 --> 00:57:49,250 - I'm, I'm already here. 1085 00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:51,542 - What do you mean? 1086 00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:54,083 I don't see you. 1087 00:57:54,083 --> 00:57:55,667 - I'm inside with your friends. 1088 00:57:56,583 --> 00:57:57,875 - You're what? 1089 00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:58,750 - Yeah, I mean, I didn't know 1090 00:57:58,750 --> 00:57:59,750 what you were talking about earlier, 1091 00:57:59,750 --> 00:58:01,709 but everyone here seems super nice. 1092 00:58:06,166 --> 00:58:09,417 - You're inside the house? 1093 00:58:09,417 --> 00:58:11,667 - Yeah, I mean, Carmen's here too. 1094 00:58:11,667 --> 00:58:14,750 - Okay, Kevin, I'm gonna need you to stay calm. 1095 00:58:14,750 --> 00:58:17,834 You need to get Carmen and go out the front door. 1096 00:58:18,709 --> 00:58:20,250 - Oh wait, hold on, Monica wants to talk to you. 1097 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:21,166 - [Jackie] Kevin. 1098 00:58:21,166 --> 00:58:24,834 - So anyway, so I play like eight different roles, okay? 1099 00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:25,709 - Hi Jackie. 1100 00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:29,500 - [Van Helsing] Jackie cannot come to the phone right now. 1101 00:58:30,959 --> 00:58:32,250 - Who's this? 1102 00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:34,375 - Well, let's just say, 1103 00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:38,083 I'm an acquaintance of your freaky redhead friend. 1104 00:58:40,667 --> 00:58:43,750 - Why don thank you stop by so we can have a little chat? 1105 00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:45,333 - I'll be right over. 1106 00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:52,041 If your friend dies tonight, it's gonna be your fault. 1107 00:58:54,291 --> 00:58:56,250 - You didn't tell Kevin about the vampires? 1108 00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:57,542 - No. 1109 00:58:57,542 --> 00:59:01,083 I was going to, but it's a bit much to explain on the phone. 1110 00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:03,250 - You knew Kevin's extremely punctual. 1111 00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:04,083 - Shut up. 1112 00:59:07,041 --> 00:59:10,542 All right, all right, time for a new plan, okay? 1113 00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:15,542 (door bell ringing) (door creaking) 1114 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:16,917 - Hi. 1115 00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:20,792 (calm music) 1116 00:59:24,208 --> 00:59:26,250 What do we do now? 1117 00:59:26,250 --> 00:59:27,875 - I don't know. 1118 00:59:27,875 --> 00:59:29,083 The plan keeps changing. 1119 00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,417 - Your friends are here. 1120 00:59:37,417 --> 00:59:39,125 - Whoa! 1121 00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:40,709 - Hey, Kevin. 1122 00:59:40,709 --> 00:59:43,041 - What the fuck are you guys doing? 1123 00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:44,959 - We're here to rescue you and Carmen. 1124 00:59:46,959 --> 00:59:48,208 - From what? 1125 00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:49,500 - The vampires, Kev. 1126 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:54,917 - Thank god. 1127 00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:57,500 - Where's Carmen? 1128 00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:00,291 - She's in her room. 1129 01:00:00,291 --> 01:00:02,125 - I don't believe you. 1130 01:00:04,208 --> 01:00:05,041 - Carmen? 1131 01:00:06,834 --> 01:00:09,917 (footsteps plodding) 1132 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,750 - What the hell is going on? 1133 01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:15,083 - You're being rescued. 1134 01:00:16,875 --> 01:00:17,709 - Brad? 1135 01:00:18,625 --> 01:00:19,458 - Hey. 1136 01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:26,542 - We're losing Brad, we gotta go. 1137 01:00:26,542 --> 01:00:28,125 - Kevin, Carmen, get behind us, 1138 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,834 we're gonna leave before this gets ugly. 1139 01:00:29,834 --> 01:00:32,250 - Jackie, have you fucking lost your mind? 1140 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,750 - No, it's true, look. 1141 01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:34,667 (gun clicking) 1142 01:00:34,667 --> 01:00:36,250 - Oh my god! 1143 01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,750 (Layla hissing) 1144 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:39,583 Oh my god. 1145 01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:40,542 - I know, it's crazy, right? 1146 01:00:40,542 --> 01:00:43,417 - I think it's time you got outta here. 1147 01:00:43,417 --> 01:00:45,083 - You're not going anywhere. 1148 01:00:46,917 --> 01:00:48,000 (Brad groaning) 1149 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,917 (bat clinking) 1150 01:00:49,917 --> 01:00:51,834 (Van Helsing thudding) 1151 01:00:51,834 --> 01:00:52,667 (Van Helsing groaning) 1152 01:00:52,667 --> 01:00:55,083 (gun clicking) 1153 01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:56,333 - Shit. 1154 01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:57,875 How do you load it? 1155 01:00:57,875 --> 01:01:01,333 - Nobody's leaving until the sacrifice is complete. 1156 01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:03,000 - You're not sacrificing my friend. 1157 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,083 (crowbar clattering) 1158 01:01:08,166 --> 01:01:09,001 - Jackie. 1159 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:12,166 - It's heavy, okay? 1160 01:01:13,667 --> 01:01:15,500 - It's amazing you're still a virgin. 1161 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,125 - Me? 1162 01:01:18,125 --> 01:01:19,917 I'm not a virgin. 1163 01:01:19,917 --> 01:01:20,959 - You're, you're not? 1164 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,875 - Who did you think this was all for? 1165 01:01:25,959 --> 01:01:27,458 - Carmen. 1166 01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:28,333 Carmen's a virgin. 1167 01:01:29,375 --> 01:01:31,667 - I'm not a virgin. (laughing) 1168 01:01:31,667 --> 01:01:33,333 - You're not? 1169 01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:34,166 - You're not? 1170 01:01:35,208 --> 01:01:36,917 - Shut up. 1171 01:01:36,917 --> 01:01:38,583 Everybody shut up. 1172 01:01:42,583 --> 01:01:44,417 I'll allow your friends to leave unharmed 1173 01:01:44,417 --> 01:01:45,542 if you come quietly. 1174 01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,417 I'll only make this offer once. 1175 01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:50,166 - I can't. 1176 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:52,125 - Kayla. 1177 01:01:56,834 --> 01:01:58,083 - No, wait! 1178 01:01:58,083 --> 01:01:59,542 (Kayla hissing) 1179 01:01:59,542 --> 01:02:02,375 - You have really nice teeth. 1180 01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:03,208 - Thank you. 1181 01:02:04,792 --> 01:02:06,625 - So, are you coming? 1182 01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:08,166 Or do I have to kill everyone here? 1183 01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:09,834 - I'm not a virgin. 1184 01:02:09,834 --> 01:02:11,417 - Liar. 1185 01:02:11,417 --> 01:02:12,458 I can smell it. 1186 01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:14,959 - I swear, if you sacrifice me, 1187 01:02:14,959 --> 01:02:16,500 none of this is gonna work, 1188 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,166 and it's all gonna be for nothing. 1189 01:02:19,542 --> 01:02:20,709 - When did this happen? 1190 01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:24,125 - Mike McKenzie, sophomore year. 1191 01:02:24,125 --> 01:02:25,583 - Oh fuck, that's right. 1192 01:02:25,583 --> 01:02:27,417 - Somebody here is a virgin, 1193 01:02:27,417 --> 01:02:30,333 and I will kill every last one of you if I need to. 1194 01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:33,542 - Fine, it's me, I'm the virgin. 1195 01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:34,750 I'm so sorry that I was brought up 1196 01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:35,917 in a household with values. 1197 01:02:35,917 --> 01:02:37,709 I didn't know everyone was gonna make such a big deal- 1198 01:02:37,709 --> 01:02:39,000 (Brad gasping) 1199 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,834 (tense music) 1200 01:02:40,834 --> 01:02:41,667 - Brad! 1201 01:02:43,959 --> 01:02:44,792 - Carmen? 1202 01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:47,500 - Sorry, Jackie. 1203 01:02:52,041 --> 01:02:54,125 (Brad groaning) 1204 01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:55,834 - [Monica] Layla, help Carmen. 1205 01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:01,500 (punch thudding) (Kevin groaning) 1206 01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:04,583 - Oh god, ow, shit! 1207 01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:07,417 Oh, ow, god, that hurts so bad! 1208 01:03:08,959 --> 01:03:11,583 - I, I am so sorry. 1209 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:13,625 I don't condone violence against women, 1210 01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:17,709 but you, you two fucking suck. 1211 01:03:17,709 --> 01:03:18,542 God. 1212 01:03:19,458 --> 01:03:20,875 - Wait! 1213 01:03:20,875 --> 01:03:22,041 - We gotta go, Sam. 1214 01:03:22,041 --> 01:03:23,583 - We can't leave. 1215 01:03:23,583 --> 01:03:25,834 - Yes we can, just get in the car. 1216 01:03:25,834 --> 01:03:27,834 - No, Warren and Brad are still in the house. 1217 01:03:27,834 --> 01:03:29,500 And if we leave now, they'll die. 1218 01:03:30,709 --> 01:03:31,959 - Fuck. 1219 01:03:31,959 --> 01:03:34,875 - Well, your first rescue mission sucked balls, 1220 01:03:34,875 --> 01:03:35,917 so what do we do now? 1221 01:03:39,542 --> 01:03:42,208 (Kayla panting) 1222 01:03:43,208 --> 01:03:44,041 - Kayla. 1223 01:03:44,875 --> 01:03:45,709 There's no time. 1224 01:03:46,917 --> 01:03:48,333 We'll worry about them later. 1225 01:03:50,375 --> 01:03:52,458 (Kayla sighing) 1226 01:03:52,458 --> 01:03:55,083 (thunder rumbling) 1227 01:03:55,083 --> 01:03:57,583 (eerie music) 1228 01:04:03,291 --> 01:04:05,875 (Brad panting) 1229 01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:12,959 (electricity buzzing) 1230 01:04:12,959 --> 01:04:14,291 - From where thou was, 1231 01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:16,333 take he with to return. 1232 01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:18,375 Take thy soul and return 1233 01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:20,125 the body that was once ye, 1234 01:04:20,125 --> 01:04:22,166 for these words to set thou free. 1235 01:04:24,125 --> 01:04:27,166 With the power of the ancestors and moon in decline, 1236 01:04:27,166 --> 01:04:29,041 return to what was once yours. 1237 01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:32,709 Eyes of blue, return to my ark realm. 1238 01:04:32,709 --> 01:04:35,166 With the light of the moon and blood of this dope, 1239 01:04:35,166 --> 01:04:37,542 allow these words and power to intertwine. 1240 01:04:37,542 --> 01:04:39,542 Return thy soul to that which is mine. 1241 01:04:41,291 --> 01:04:44,041 (dramatic music) 1242 01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:49,291 - Did it work? 1243 01:04:50,917 --> 01:04:51,792 - Patience. 1244 01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:18,959 (Brad groaning) 1245 01:05:22,291 --> 01:05:23,166 Welcome back. 1246 01:05:24,917 --> 01:05:26,834 - I feel weak. 1247 01:05:26,834 --> 01:05:28,709 How long since I drew my last breath? 1248 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,166 - 200 years. 1249 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,333 - Things have changed. 1250 01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:41,291 - Dracula. 1251 01:05:43,667 --> 01:05:45,583 Your resurrection was for a purpose. 1252 01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:48,709 We wish for eternal youth. 1253 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,291 - As my brides, I will grant you such power. 1254 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:55,375 - Your brides? 1255 01:05:56,417 --> 01:05:59,583 - You must first pledge your body and souls to me. 1256 01:05:59,583 --> 01:06:01,500 Worship me, serve me. 1257 01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:06,208 - Um, yeah, no, that sounds a bit like slavery to me. 1258 01:06:07,083 --> 01:06:08,583 - You should be grateful. 1259 01:06:08,583 --> 01:06:10,542 To serve me is your true purpose. 1260 01:06:11,458 --> 01:06:13,959 - Um, no, I don't think so. 1261 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,709 - You dare disobey your master? 1262 01:06:18,083 --> 01:06:19,375 - You're not our master. 1263 01:06:20,750 --> 01:06:23,625 - Never has a follower disrespected me as you do. 1264 01:06:24,875 --> 01:06:26,959 - We brought you back to life, 1265 01:06:26,959 --> 01:06:29,041 we deserve what we asked for. 1266 01:06:29,041 --> 01:06:30,041 - Deserve? 1267 01:06:30,041 --> 01:06:33,250 Your witchcraft gives you the right to demand from Dracula? 1268 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,917 - You owe us your life now. 1269 01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:38,291 - Eternal youth. 1270 01:06:38,291 --> 01:06:40,625 Why do you demand such a curse? 1271 01:06:40,625 --> 01:06:41,667 - We're models. 1272 01:06:42,959 --> 01:06:43,792 - You're what? 1273 01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:46,834 - We earn a living through modeling and brand deals. 1274 01:06:46,834 --> 01:06:49,583 Staying young forever would skyrocket our careers. 1275 01:06:49,583 --> 01:06:52,500 - I have half a million followers on Instagram. 1276 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:55,375 - What devilish world have you brought me back to? 1277 01:06:55,375 --> 01:06:56,291 - Give us what we want, 1278 01:06:56,291 --> 01:06:59,083 or we'll send you right back to where you came from. 1279 01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:01,250 - You dare threaten Dracula? 1280 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:02,792 I am all powerful. 1281 01:07:02,792 --> 01:07:03,625 Tonight will be- 1282 01:07:03,625 --> 01:07:04,583 (gun shot banging) 1283 01:07:04,583 --> 01:07:07,333 (dramatic music) 1284 01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:11,166 - I remembered how to reload it. 1285 01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:15,583 - This is not how this night was supposed to go. 1286 01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:17,542 - Brad was a beautiful human being. 1287 01:07:17,542 --> 01:07:19,583 - Put the gun down, Jackie. 1288 01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:20,792 We're friends, remember? 1289 01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:23,875 - Fuck off, Carmen. 1290 01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:28,001 - Kill them. 1291 01:07:28,001 --> 01:07:29,834 (tense music) 1292 01:07:29,834 --> 01:07:30,667 - Run. 1293 01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:33,083 - Shit, oh shit! 1294 01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:42,834 Jesus, fuck, Jesus! 1295 01:07:42,834 --> 01:07:45,667 (Kevin muttering) 1296 01:07:46,959 --> 01:07:48,709 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1297 01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:52,000 - You bitch. 1298 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,125 - I, I, I, I'm not a bitch, 1299 01:07:53,125 --> 01:07:55,083 you're, you're a bitch. 1300 01:07:56,125 --> 01:07:56,959 Oh shit. 1301 01:07:56,959 --> 01:07:59,667 (Sam thudding) 1302 01:07:59,667 --> 01:08:01,208 - Hi. 1303 01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:02,125 - [Layla] Hi. 1304 01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:03,834 - You're very pretty. 1305 01:08:03,834 --> 01:08:04,709 - [Layla] Thanks. 1306 01:08:05,625 --> 01:08:08,041 - Your eyebrows are shaped nicely, 1307 01:08:08,041 --> 01:08:09,709 and your face is attractive too. 1308 01:08:09,709 --> 01:08:11,625 - [Layla] Thank you, that means a lot. 1309 01:08:12,792 --> 01:08:15,750 (door creaking) 1310 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:18,291 - Jackie. 1311 01:08:18,291 --> 01:08:20,792 (tense music) 1312 01:08:37,709 --> 01:08:40,291 - Wake up, wake up! 1313 01:08:40,291 --> 01:08:42,083 Wake up, you worthless fossil. 1314 01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:43,917 Wake up! 1315 01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:48,875 - Come on, let's go. 1316 01:08:51,166 --> 01:08:52,542 (Kayla groaning) 1317 01:08:52,542 --> 01:08:53,792 (air whooshing) 1318 01:08:53,792 --> 01:08:55,125 How do you like that, huh? 1319 01:08:59,208 --> 01:09:02,709 (Kayla groaning) 1320 01:09:02,709 --> 01:09:05,041 Oh shit. 1321 01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:09,542 Oh fuck, shit. 1322 01:09:11,792 --> 01:09:13,291 What the fuck do I do with this thing? 1323 01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:16,417 - My fucking Brandy Melville cardigan? 1324 01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:18,959 (gun clicking) 1325 01:09:18,959 --> 01:09:19,959 (gun banging) 1326 01:09:19,959 --> 01:09:21,917 (Kevin groaning) 1327 01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:24,583 (body thudding) 1328 01:09:25,709 --> 01:09:26,542 - Ew. 1329 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:30,208 - I'm not very good with women, you know. 1330 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:31,083 I'm pretty shy. 1331 01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:32,667 - That's nice. 1332 01:09:32,667 --> 01:09:35,792 I'm gonna kill you now, but it's nothing personal. 1333 01:09:35,792 --> 01:09:37,458 - I understand, but, 1334 01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:39,875 can I ask one thing? 1335 01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:41,458 - What? 1336 01:09:41,458 --> 01:09:42,291 - A kiss. 1337 01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:46,834 I'm a literally about to be killed by you, so... 1338 01:09:46,834 --> 01:09:47,667 - Fine. 1339 01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:53,458 - Ta da! 1340 01:09:53,458 --> 01:09:56,208 (Layla groaning) 1341 01:09:59,291 --> 01:10:02,208 (grenades banging) 1342 01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:14,834 Oh. 1343 01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:23,458 (Layla gurgling) 1344 01:10:23,458 --> 01:10:24,291 Sorry. 1345 01:10:28,792 --> 01:10:31,375 (Sam groaning) 1346 01:10:32,625 --> 01:10:34,166 - Jackie. 1347 01:10:37,417 --> 01:10:39,333 Where are you? 1348 01:10:42,709 --> 01:10:44,375 - Wake up. 1349 01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:46,166 Wake up. 1350 01:10:46,166 --> 01:10:48,041 Wake up. 1351 01:10:48,041 --> 01:10:49,583 Wake up. 1352 01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:52,709 (Monica groaning) 1353 01:10:52,709 --> 01:10:55,041 - I grant you eternal youth. 1354 01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:01,333 (bones crunching) 1355 01:11:03,667 --> 01:11:08,125 - If you come out now, I promise I won't hurt you. 1356 01:11:08,125 --> 01:11:10,792 (door creaking) 1357 01:11:12,959 --> 01:11:15,041 I'm getting impatient, Jackie. 1358 01:11:18,083 --> 01:11:19,250 (door banging) 1359 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:20,625 Where the fuck are you? 1360 01:11:28,709 --> 01:11:29,583 - Howdy, neighbor. 1361 01:11:30,959 --> 01:11:33,792 (Carmen groaning) 1362 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,542 (gun clicking) 1363 01:11:37,542 --> 01:11:38,792 (gun banging) 1364 01:11:38,792 --> 01:11:41,625 (blood trickling) 1365 01:11:46,792 --> 01:11:47,625 Whoa. 1366 01:11:50,709 --> 01:11:51,542 - Jackie. 1367 01:11:51,542 --> 01:11:52,375 - I'm up here. 1368 01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:54,583 Guys. 1369 01:11:57,041 --> 01:11:57,875 Oh my god. 1370 01:12:02,458 --> 01:12:03,291 - Warren! 1371 01:12:06,291 --> 01:12:07,875 Warren. 1372 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:08,709 Wake up, buddy. 1373 01:12:10,458 --> 01:12:11,583 - Here, we'll try this. 1374 01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:14,250 (water squirting) 1375 01:12:14,250 --> 01:12:15,750 (Van Helsing spluttering) 1376 01:12:15,750 --> 01:12:19,000 (Van Helsing coughing) 1377 01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:27,583 - What's happening? 1378 01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:29,000 - Relax. 1379 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:29,834 They're all dead. 1380 01:12:31,083 --> 01:12:33,333 - But, they're dead? 1381 01:12:33,333 --> 01:12:34,166 - Yeah. 1382 01:12:36,291 --> 01:12:37,250 - How? 1383 01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:39,709 - Well, I blew one up with a grenade, 1384 01:12:39,709 --> 01:12:41,625 and Kevin stabbed the other one with... 1385 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:42,917 - A crowbar. 1386 01:12:42,917 --> 01:12:47,792 Really big crowbar, just, (grunting) 1387 01:12:47,792 --> 01:12:48,625 bitch. 1388 01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:52,625 - And you killed Carmen, right? 1389 01:12:53,917 --> 01:12:54,750 - Yeah. 1390 01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:58,792 Um, I sprayed her with holy water. 1391 01:12:59,834 --> 01:13:01,166 Did not work. 1392 01:13:02,125 --> 01:13:03,375 At all. 1393 01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:04,834 Then I shot her in the face. 1394 01:13:06,542 --> 01:13:07,375 - Huh. 1395 01:13:08,875 --> 01:13:10,375 How about the other one? 1396 01:13:12,375 --> 01:13:14,125 - Dracula killed her. 1397 01:13:15,166 --> 01:13:16,542 - I'm sorry? 1398 01:13:16,542 --> 01:13:17,959 Did you say Dracula? 1399 01:13:19,291 --> 01:13:20,125 Seriously? 1400 01:13:22,417 --> 01:13:25,083 (flies buzzing) 1401 01:13:34,583 --> 01:13:36,917 So Brad was a virgin, huh? 1402 01:13:36,917 --> 01:13:37,750 - Yeah. 1403 01:13:38,834 --> 01:13:41,417 - It took 50 men to defeat Dracula. 1404 01:13:42,542 --> 01:13:43,834 Now he's on the loose. 1405 01:13:47,583 --> 01:13:49,083 - It's your birthright, isn't it? 1406 01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:50,583 To kill Dracula. 1407 01:13:50,583 --> 01:13:52,250 - Oh, it is now I guess. 1408 01:13:55,291 --> 01:13:58,500 (Sam sighing) 1409 01:13:58,500 --> 01:13:59,333 - Thanks. 1410 01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:01,208 - For what? 1411 01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:05,125 - For making me feel a part of this. 1412 01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:08,625 Even though I'm not, I have no idea what's going on. 1413 01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:11,375 It's still pretty cool. 1414 01:14:12,792 --> 01:14:14,000 - Yeah, right. 1415 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:20,250 - You need any help with this? 1416 01:14:20,250 --> 01:14:21,083 - No, no, no. 1417 01:14:21,083 --> 01:14:22,417 No, no, I can take care of it, 1418 01:14:22,417 --> 01:14:24,250 so you just get outta here. 1419 01:14:24,250 --> 01:14:25,083 - Right. 1420 01:14:25,083 --> 01:14:25,917 - Just go. 1421 01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:27,917 - If you say so. 1422 01:14:30,709 --> 01:14:32,000 - Hey Sam. 1423 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:32,834 - Yo. 1424 01:14:33,875 --> 01:14:36,834 - Are you gonna become an accountant like your father? 1425 01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:39,625 - I don't know. 1426 01:14:41,417 --> 01:14:43,083 Probably. 1427 01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:44,001 - All right, um, 1428 01:14:45,458 --> 01:14:47,375 if you decide not to, 1429 01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:51,792 maybe you can come work for me, you know? 1430 01:14:54,417 --> 01:14:55,542 - Yes! 1431 01:14:55,542 --> 01:14:56,750 Yes, yes! 1432 01:14:56,750 --> 01:14:57,750 Yes. 1433 01:14:57,750 --> 01:14:59,458 Yes. - Oh shit, 1434 01:14:59,458 --> 01:15:00,583 can't take it back now. 1435 01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:04,959 - So, what's your deal, man? 1436 01:15:07,959 --> 01:15:10,750 - My high school crush was a psycho vampire 1437 01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:12,125 that I shot in the face. 1438 01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:15,208 - No, I meant between us. 1439 01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:17,333 You've seemed really bummed out lately, 1440 01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:19,667 and I just, I just wanna make sure you're cool. 1441 01:15:24,709 --> 01:15:27,959 - Yeah, I just don't wanna lose my best friends, you know? 1442 01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:31,709 - You're not gonna lose us, Jackie. 1443 01:15:34,875 --> 01:15:37,333 - I just don't want things to, like, change. 1444 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:40,500 - This is a stupid conversation. 1445 01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:41,417 - I know. 1446 01:15:41,417 --> 01:15:45,750 - No, I mean, we just killed three people. 1447 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:47,959 I mean, sure, they were vampires, but shit. 1448 01:15:48,959 --> 01:15:51,250 I mean, nothing is gonna be the same from now on 1449 01:15:51,250 --> 01:15:54,500 except for the fact that we will always be best friends. 1450 01:15:56,542 --> 01:15:58,959 - Not to mention, somehow, 1451 01:15:58,959 --> 01:16:02,166 Dracula's running around in Brad's body, and... 1452 01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:04,834 (door creaking) 1453 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:09,875 - Is everyone damn hungry? 1454 01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:12,166 - I am fucking starving. 1455 01:16:13,417 --> 01:16:14,750 - Let's go. 1456 01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:16,792 - [Kevin] Okay, so what about McDonald's? 1457 01:16:16,792 --> 01:16:18,125 They're open 24 hours. 1458 01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:19,500 - [Sam] McDonald's? 1459 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,750 - [Kevin] What's wrong with McDonald's? 1460 01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,291 - [Sam] I don't eat fast food. 1461 01:16:22,291 --> 01:16:23,959 - [Kevin] How do you not eat fast food? 1462 01:16:23,959 --> 01:16:25,500 - [Sam] I'm a healthy guy, you know that. 1463 01:16:25,500 --> 01:16:27,083 - [Kevin] What do you eat, grass? 1464 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,750 - [Sam] Only on Saturdays. 1465 01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:30,208 - [Kevin] Jesus. 1466 01:16:30,208 --> 01:16:32,625 All right, well Burger King? 1467 01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:35,041 - [Jackie] We can go to Wilson Burger. 1468 01:16:35,041 --> 01:16:40,041 ♪ Broken dream, buffering TV screens ♪ 1469 01:16:40,125 --> 01:16:45,083 ♪ Sit and wish your lives away ♪ 1470 01:16:45,083 --> 01:16:49,834 ♪ You'll never guess who won the lottery ♪ 1471 01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:52,792 - Shit. 1472 01:16:52,792 --> 01:16:56,583 - Stop dying, you have a shield, use it. 1473 01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:59,125 - At least I'm not hiding in a tree hut somewhere. 1474 01:16:59,125 --> 01:17:01,417 - Don't shit on my strategy. 1475 01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:03,000 - I don't even know where either of you two are, 1476 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,834 'cause I'm up here killing shit. 1477 01:17:04,834 --> 01:17:07,792 - Yeah, it's 'cause you got a hero right out the gate. 1478 01:17:07,792 --> 01:17:09,000 - Sam doesn't have the balls 1479 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,500 to be anything but a hero character. 1480 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:13,458 - Get on my level, then come talk to me. 1481 01:17:13,458 --> 01:17:16,041 - My, my mom wants to know if you guys 1482 01:17:16,041 --> 01:17:19,291 developed any dietary restrictions. 1483 01:17:19,291 --> 01:17:20,208 - Nope. 1484 01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:21,250 - Bring the turkey! 1485 01:17:23,917 --> 01:17:25,375 - Gotta go, got a call. 1486 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:26,458 - Sam, you suck balls. 1487 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:29,583 - Best Pest Control, this is Sam. 1488 01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:31,208 - Hi, it's me. 1489 01:17:31,208 --> 01:17:32,041 - Hey. 1490 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:33,875 Are you okay? 1491 01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:35,291 - Oh, I'm fine. 1492 01:17:35,291 --> 01:17:37,792 Some wild dog cut up some sheep, 1493 01:17:37,792 --> 01:17:39,542 but I think I'm getting closer. 1494 01:17:41,333 --> 01:17:43,709 - There's something I need to tell you. 1495 01:17:43,709 --> 01:17:44,542 - What? 1496 01:17:45,875 --> 01:17:48,667 - You know how I told you about Brad's parents? 1497 01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:53,667 They haven't reported him missing. 1498 01:17:54,834 --> 01:17:56,250 - Why wouldn't they do that? 1499 01:17:57,542 --> 01:17:59,291 - See, that's what I wanted to know, 1500 01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:01,959 so I stole their mail. 1501 01:18:01,959 --> 01:18:04,542 - Hey Sam, what do you think you're doing? 1502 01:18:04,542 --> 01:18:08,291 - Warren, someone is sending letters to his parents as Brad. 1503 01:18:08,291 --> 01:18:09,542 - Whoa. 1504 01:18:09,542 --> 01:18:11,333 Where are those letters coming from? 1505 01:18:16,375 --> 01:18:17,750 - There's no return address. 1506 01:18:21,834 --> 01:18:24,208 Warren, is there something wrong? 1507 01:18:24,208 --> 01:18:26,667 - I'll be back in town in the morning, all right? 1508 01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:30,500 - That thing you were looking for, 1509 01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:33,125 I couldn't find it in the field journal you gave me. 1510 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:35,208 - I wouldn't worry about it anymore, Sam. 1511 01:18:38,208 --> 01:18:39,333 - (sighing) All right. 1512 01:18:40,792 --> 01:18:41,792 Well, get some rest. 1513 01:18:42,959 --> 01:18:43,792 - Thanks. 1514 01:18:50,041 --> 01:18:53,125 (suspenseful music)