WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:44.709 --> 00:00:48.500 - Miss Stoker, pleasure to see you again. 4 00:00:48.500 --> 00:00:49.333 - I'm sure. 5 00:00:50.291 --> 00:00:51.291 Who's your friend? 6 00:00:54.625 --> 00:00:56.125 - My name is Xavier, Miss Stoker. 7 00:00:56.125 --> 00:00:59.208 I led the team that found the book. 8 00:00:59.208 --> 00:01:00.083 - Call me Monica. 9 00:01:01.083 --> 00:01:02.041 - My apologies. 10 00:01:03.834 --> 00:01:05.291 - What happened to your hand? 11 00:01:07.166 --> 00:01:09.542 - Er, well, it's, it's... 12 00:01:09.542 --> 00:01:10.375 - Complicated? 13 00:01:12.417 --> 00:01:14.500 - Highly abnormal. 14 00:01:14.500 --> 00:01:18.667 - The book is not meant to be touched by mortal man. 15 00:01:20.709 --> 00:01:22.750 - Well, let's see it then. 16 00:01:33.709 --> 00:01:35.000 - Miss Stoker, I wouldn't. 17 00:01:41.917 --> 00:01:43.333 - It's beautiful. 18 00:01:57.542 --> 00:01:58.375 - Happy? 19 00:01:59.291 --> 00:02:00.125 - Very. 20 00:02:02.583 --> 00:02:04.500 - The scarabs as we discussed. 21 00:02:05.917 --> 00:02:07.667 - My word is my bond. 22 00:02:07.667 --> 00:02:08.500 Kayla. 23 00:02:53.333 --> 00:02:54.917 You're lucky you're not my type. 24 00:03:33.417 --> 00:03:34.959 - Super Hot Pizza. 25 00:03:34.959 --> 00:03:35.792 - You're late. 26 00:03:37.875 --> 00:03:39.041 - I'm sorry. 27 00:03:39.041 --> 00:03:40.458 - I ordered 40 minutes ago, 28 00:03:40.458 --> 00:03:42.000 and if it's 30 minutes or longer, 29 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:44.041 I actually get the pizza for free. 30 00:03:45.875 --> 00:03:48.291 - That's actually not our policy. 31 00:03:48.291 --> 00:03:49.917 You might be thinking of Dominoes, 32 00:03:49.917 --> 00:03:52.333 they're right next to us. 33 00:03:52.333 --> 00:03:53.375 Well, I'm not paying. 34 00:03:54.250 --> 00:03:56.208 - Well, I'm not giving you a pizza. 35 00:03:56.208 --> 00:03:59.000 - I'll review on Yelp and I can put you out of business. 36 00:04:00.375 --> 00:04:02.083 - You know what would really put us out of business 37 00:04:02.083 --> 00:04:05.166 would be giving away, like, free pizza, so. 38 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:34.792 she fills me with joy 39 00:04:40.375 --> 00:04:42.500 but you steady on my mind 40 00:04:54.417 --> 00:04:57.208 when I try and get up 41 00:05:02.750 --> 00:05:05.583 - Nice hat, Jackie. - What a loser. 42 00:05:10.834 --> 00:05:13.709 until quarter to three 43 00:05:16.333 --> 00:05:21.333 I'm just noisy, yeah 44 00:05:22.166 --> 00:05:27.166 I'm just noisy, yeah 45 00:05:35.959 --> 00:05:37.709 - It's been a pleasure, my friends, 46 00:05:38.667 --> 00:05:42.709 but this, this is officially my last delivery, 47 00:05:42.709 --> 00:05:44.750 this here Super Hot pizza. 48 00:05:44.750 --> 00:05:46.875 - What do you want, a fuckin' parade? 49 00:05:50.375 --> 00:05:51.291 - I'll miss you too, Ed. 50 00:05:51.291 --> 00:05:54.667 Turn in your uniform and get the hell out of my life. 51 00:05:57.834 --> 00:05:58.667 - Love you too. 52 00:06:00.709 --> 00:06:02.750 - No more employee discounts either. 53 00:06:02.750 --> 00:06:04.959 This is a restaurant, not a pension. 54 00:06:09.417 --> 00:06:11.208 - Hey, Jackie. 55 00:06:11.208 --> 00:06:12.375 - Hey, Carl. 56 00:06:12.375 --> 00:06:15.208 - Hey, so you're not going to college this year, right? 57 00:06:15.208 --> 00:06:16.834 - No, I'm taking a gap. 58 00:06:16.834 --> 00:06:18.750 - Okay, well, I have this business opportunity 59 00:06:18.750 --> 00:06:20.333 that you might be interested in. 60 00:06:21.166 --> 00:06:23.125 You smoke weed, right? 61 00:06:24.583 --> 00:06:26.041 - No. 62 00:06:26.041 --> 00:06:28.458 - Have you ever thought about selling it before? 63 00:06:35.458 --> 00:06:36.291 - Bye, Carl. 64 00:06:38.458 --> 00:06:41.083 - Hey, you don't want to keep these as a souvenir? 65 00:06:41.083 --> 00:06:42.959 No, I am good. 66 00:06:44.333 --> 00:06:45.333 - Okay, bye Jackie. 67 00:06:56.333 --> 00:06:57.458 - I'm free. 68 00:06:57.458 --> 00:06:58.750 - Yes! 69 00:07:12.542 --> 00:07:16.000 - What if, what if Avengers was cast in the '90s? 70 00:07:16.000 --> 00:07:17.250 - Nick Fury. 71 00:07:17.250 --> 00:07:18.083 - Morgan Freeman. 72 00:07:18.083 --> 00:07:21.208 - No, no, no, Sam Jackson would still be Nick Fury. 73 00:07:21.208 --> 00:07:23.000 - No, Denzil would be Nick Fury, 74 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:25.208 and Uma Thurman would be Black Widow. 75 00:07:25.208 --> 00:07:27.625 - Well then, who would Sam Jackson be? 76 00:07:27.625 --> 00:07:30.125 - Would the movies be the same or '90s cheesy? 77 00:07:30.125 --> 00:07:32.500 - Every movie would be exactly the same, 78 00:07:32.500 --> 00:07:33.959 but cast in the '90s. 79 00:07:35.041 --> 00:07:36.709 - DiCaprio as Spider-Man. 80 00:07:36.709 --> 00:07:38.834 - Michael Douglas is Ant-Man. 81 00:07:38.834 --> 00:07:40.500 - Michael Douglas is Ant-Man. 82 00:07:41.959 --> 00:07:42.792 - Exactly. 83 00:07:43.917 --> 00:07:46.000 - So what about the Guardians? 84 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:46.875 - Okay. 85 00:07:46.875 --> 00:07:49.250 Star-Lord would be Adam Sandler. 86 00:07:49.250 --> 00:07:52.041 Sandra Bullock would be Gamora, obviously. 87 00:07:52.041 --> 00:07:56.250 Then we got a Drax would be Bruce Willis, without a doubt. 88 00:07:56.250 --> 00:08:00.709 Then Rocket would be voiced by Jack Nicholson, 89 00:08:00.709 --> 00:08:03.500 and then Vin Diesel would still be Groot. 90 00:08:03.500 --> 00:08:05.208 - Okay, okay, how about this? 91 00:08:05.208 --> 00:08:07.333 Hawkeye, Antonio Banderas, 92 00:08:07.333 --> 00:08:10.834 Captain America, Brad Pitt obviously. 93 00:08:10.834 --> 00:08:12.500 Bucky would be Sean Penn 94 00:08:12.500 --> 00:08:17.208 and Falcon would be, ooh, Eddie Murphy. 95 00:08:17.208 --> 00:08:18.208 - Not just that. 96 00:08:18.208 --> 00:08:20.917 Team Ironman would be Tom Cruise, 97 00:08:20.917 --> 00:08:22.125 DiCaprio as Spider-Man, 98 00:08:23.583 --> 00:08:25.250 Ralph Fiennes as Vision, 99 00:08:26.291 --> 00:08:28.917 Lawrence Fishburne as a Black Panther, 100 00:08:28.917 --> 00:08:31.291 and Don Cheadle as still playing War Machine. 101 00:08:32.166 --> 00:08:35.375 - Yeah, yeah, I'm down with that. 102 00:08:35.375 --> 00:08:37.917 - What if Star Wars was cast in the '90s? 103 00:08:37.917 --> 00:08:40.417 - Nope, nope, no, no, no, mm mm. 104 00:08:58.250 --> 00:09:00.000 - Do you have any Cactus Coolers? 105 00:09:00.000 --> 00:09:02.041 - No, just Dr. Pepper. 106 00:09:02.041 --> 00:09:02.875 - Man. 107 00:09:04.875 --> 00:09:06.291 - Um, what time's the movie? 108 00:09:07.125 --> 00:09:08.959 - There is a 6:30 and a 9:30, 109 00:09:08.959 --> 00:09:10.667 but everybody's going to the 6:30. 110 00:09:12.333 --> 00:09:14.583 - Er, I have to work, so I'll be there after. 111 00:09:16.583 --> 00:09:17.667 - You have work? 112 00:09:18.834 --> 00:09:19.792 Tonight? 113 00:09:19.792 --> 00:09:22.125 - Yeah, just because you stopped working today, 114 00:09:22.125 --> 00:09:24.917 doesn't mean that the whole world's on vacation. 115 00:09:24.917 --> 00:09:27.542 - So it's just gonna be me and Sam? 116 00:09:27.542 --> 00:09:28.375 - Sam and I. 117 00:09:29.458 --> 00:09:30.959 - Look, it's only gonna be for a few hours, 118 00:09:30.959 --> 00:09:32.125 and I've seen the movie before. 119 00:09:32.125 --> 00:09:33.792 It's not that big of a deal. 120 00:09:33.792 --> 00:09:34.792 - It's not about the movie, 121 00:09:34.792 --> 00:09:38.875 it's the fact that we have two weeks left to hang out. 122 00:09:38.875 --> 00:09:40.625 - Oh, are you gonna die without me? 123 00:09:42.250 --> 00:09:43.083 - No. 124 00:09:45.750 --> 00:09:46.959 Maybe. 125 00:09:46.959 --> 00:09:50.083 You'll be fine for six hours without me. 126 00:09:51.291 --> 00:09:52.959 - What about Sam? 127 00:09:52.959 --> 00:09:53.792 - What about me? 128 00:09:55.375 --> 00:09:57.417 - What if there's girls there? 129 00:09:57.417 --> 00:10:00.375 Girls only talk to us when you're there. 130 00:10:00.375 --> 00:10:02.500 - Girls come up and talk to you all the time, 131 00:10:02.500 --> 00:10:05.500 and unlike you two, I have rent to pay next year. 132 00:10:07.125 --> 00:10:10.542 - Your guilt trips have no power on me, Skywalker. 133 00:10:11.959 --> 00:10:15.333 - God, and you wonder why you're single, mm. 134 00:10:16.875 --> 00:10:19.959 Fortunately, I know why I'm single, thank you. 135 00:10:19.959 --> 00:10:22.083 - If you knew why, you wouldn't be single. 136 00:10:26.583 --> 00:10:31.291 - Shit. 137 00:10:31.291 --> 00:10:33.291 She's not supposed to move until Sunday. 138 00:10:34.125 --> 00:10:36.166 - I don't think she got memo. 139 00:10:36.166 --> 00:10:37.750 - You should go help her pack, Jackie. 140 00:10:37.750 --> 00:10:39.625 - No, that's creepy. 141 00:10:39.625 --> 00:10:41.500 - No, what you're doing now is creepy. 142 00:10:41.500 --> 00:10:42.542 Just go talk to her. 143 00:10:43.542 --> 00:10:45.208 - No. 144 00:10:45.208 --> 00:10:48.375 We were supposed to hang out tonight before she left. 145 00:10:48.375 --> 00:10:50.041 - Go talk to her then. 146 00:10:50.041 --> 00:10:52.041 - Yeah, Jackie, fuck the movies. 147 00:10:53.500 --> 00:10:54.792 - I can't. 148 00:10:54.792 --> 00:10:55.625 - And why not? 149 00:10:59.458 --> 00:11:00.291 - I, 150 00:11:01.458 --> 00:11:03.291 I flirted with her on accident. 151 00:11:06.709 --> 00:11:07.542 - And? 152 00:11:09.750 --> 00:11:12.041 - The week when I was home sick she texted me, 153 00:11:12.917 --> 00:11:16.834 and you know, it was just a normal hey, how you doing text. 154 00:11:16.834 --> 00:11:19.000 - Get to the point where you flirted. 155 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:22.083 - You know, we were joking around about movies and stuff, 156 00:11:22.083 --> 00:11:23.875 you know, but I'm a little loopy, 157 00:11:23.875 --> 00:11:26.667 'cause I'm about to pass out from this NyQuil. 158 00:11:26.667 --> 00:11:28.875 She says, "What are you watching now?" 159 00:11:29.792 --> 00:11:32.834 To which I say, "Come over and see," 160 00:11:33.792 --> 00:11:36.875 to which she replied, "Oh yeah?" 161 00:11:37.959 --> 00:11:40.000 With a winky face emoji. 162 00:11:41.291 --> 00:11:43.083 - Ooh, so what happened? 163 00:11:43.083 --> 00:11:43.917 - Nothing. 164 00:11:45.291 --> 00:11:48.458 I fell asleep and I haven't texted her back. 165 00:11:49.542 --> 00:11:51.458 - You left her on read? 166 00:11:51.458 --> 00:11:52.583 On a flirt text? 167 00:11:52.583 --> 00:11:53.417 - I know. 168 00:11:55.542 --> 00:11:56.750 I don't know what to do. 169 00:11:57.959 --> 00:11:59.667 - Okay, okay, you just need to go over there, 170 00:11:59.667 --> 00:12:01.959 act like nothing happened, and help her pack. 171 00:12:02.917 --> 00:12:04.375 - That's gonna be awkward. 172 00:12:05.458 --> 00:12:08.375 - Jackie, I'll make it awkward if you don't go over there. 173 00:12:10.583 --> 00:12:11.417 - Fine. 174 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:30.834 Hey. 175 00:12:31.959 --> 00:12:32.792 You're moving? 176 00:12:35.875 --> 00:12:36.709 - Today? 177 00:12:40.250 --> 00:12:42.667 Oh, I know we were supposed to hang out this weekend, 178 00:12:42.667 --> 00:12:44.542 but I'm moving, so. 179 00:12:47.083 --> 00:12:47.917 - Jackie. 180 00:12:50.500 --> 00:12:51.417 Hi. 181 00:12:51.417 --> 00:12:54.250 - Jackie, this is Brad, who I've been telling you about. 182 00:12:55.291 --> 00:12:57.001 - Nice to meet you. 183 00:12:57.001 --> 00:12:58.750 - How's it going, dude? 184 00:12:58.750 --> 00:13:00.709 It's nice to finally put a face to the name, huh? 185 00:13:00.709 --> 00:13:02.291 - Yeah, you too. 186 00:13:05.458 --> 00:13:08.875 Um, I was just wondering if you guys, like, needed any help? 187 00:13:08.875 --> 00:13:11.542 - Oh, no, Brad's got it covered. 188 00:13:11.542 --> 00:13:12.917 I'm actually not even moving completely 189 00:13:12.917 --> 00:13:14.417 out of my parents' house, 190 00:13:14.417 --> 00:13:16.959 just in case things don't work out for some reason. 191 00:13:17.959 --> 00:13:19.875 - You're moving in together? 192 00:13:19.875 --> 00:13:22.709 No, no, my folks are super religious, 193 00:13:22.709 --> 00:13:24.875 so that'd be like declaring war in my house. 194 00:13:24.875 --> 00:13:25.709 - Didn't I tell you? 195 00:13:25.709 --> 00:13:27.417 I'm moving into the Sheredin house. 196 00:13:28.792 --> 00:13:30.250 - Sorority? 197 00:13:30.250 --> 00:13:32.667 - She says it's not a sorority, but it is. 198 00:13:32.667 --> 00:13:34.792 - It's not a sorority. 199 00:13:34.792 --> 00:13:37.000 But anyways, it's, like, across town, 200 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:39.375 so actually if you wanna hang out tonight, 201 00:13:39.375 --> 00:13:40.583 we can if you want? 202 00:13:41.458 --> 00:13:42.291 - It's all right. 203 00:13:43.250 --> 00:13:45.375 Actually, I've a movie to catch, so. 204 00:13:45.375 --> 00:13:46.208 - Oh? 205 00:13:46.208 --> 00:13:48.000 But you can come by after. 206 00:13:48.000 --> 00:13:49.166 - Hey, what movie? 207 00:13:50.250 --> 00:13:51.709 - The Thing. 208 00:13:51.709 --> 00:13:53.041 - '82 or 2011? 209 00:13:53.041 --> 00:13:53.875 '82. 210 00:13:53.875 --> 00:13:54.959 - Nice. 211 00:13:54.959 --> 00:13:57.250 - Well, why don't we just plan to catch up 212 00:13:57.250 --> 00:13:58.792 some time later in the week? 213 00:14:00.250 --> 00:14:01.083 - Great. 214 00:14:10.792 --> 00:14:13.458 I've had nightmares that went better than that. 215 00:14:13.458 --> 00:14:15.375 - We were across the street, 216 00:14:15.375 --> 00:14:17.125 and I was embarrassed to be there. 217 00:14:17.125 --> 00:14:18.917 - Okay, it wasn't that bad. 218 00:14:20.250 --> 00:14:21.959 - Have you ever been friend zoned 219 00:14:21.959 --> 00:14:25.083 by a girl and her boyfriend at the same time? 220 00:14:25.083 --> 00:14:26.083 No. 221 00:14:26.083 --> 00:14:27.291 - How was Brad? 222 00:14:27.291 --> 00:14:29.291 - He's amazing, that's the problem. 223 00:14:30.250 --> 00:14:32.250 - You know, he goes to church with my grandma. 224 00:14:32.250 --> 00:14:34.875 - Okay, does it bother anyone else that he's old? 225 00:14:36.083 --> 00:14:37.333 - He's 25. 226 00:14:37.333 --> 00:14:40.000 - I know, but Carmen's 19. 227 00:14:41.166 --> 00:14:43.041 - Would you date somebody that's 25? 228 00:14:43.041 --> 00:14:43.959 - Oh, hell yeah. 229 00:14:45.542 --> 00:14:47.667 - Just kill me please. 230 00:14:47.667 --> 00:14:49.625 - Maybe later, you have to drop me off at my house, 231 00:14:49.625 --> 00:14:50.834 I'm late for work. 232 00:14:50.834 --> 00:14:51.667 - Traitor. 233 00:14:52.792 --> 00:14:54.458 Get up and get in the car, 234 00:14:54.458 --> 00:14:56.166 or I'll break something expensive. 235 00:15:58.375 --> 00:16:00.458 - I'll text you guys after I get off work. 236 00:16:03.834 --> 00:16:05.333 - How's it hanging, guys? 237 00:16:05.333 --> 00:16:07.667 - Slightly to the left, Mr. Campbell. 238 00:16:07.667 --> 00:16:10.375 I want you to know, someone tried to sell us drugs today, 239 00:16:10.375 --> 00:16:13.458 and Kevin bought them all, out of the goodness of his heart. 240 00:16:13.458 --> 00:16:16.125 - Oh, there's no more I can teach him. 241 00:16:17.125 --> 00:16:19.709 - So what are you gonna do when Kevin leaves? 242 00:16:19.709 --> 00:16:22.875 - I think Kel and I are gonna start hosting swinger parties. 243 00:16:22.875 --> 00:16:25.125 - Ooh, kinky. 244 00:16:25.125 --> 00:16:26.500 I'll tell my folks. 245 00:16:26.500 --> 00:16:27.875 - See you guys later. 246 00:16:27.875 --> 00:16:29.208 - Bye, Mr. Campbell. 247 00:16:29.208 --> 00:16:30.041 - Bye, Jackie. 248 00:16:40.625 --> 00:16:43.291 - If you could have any prop from any movie, 249 00:16:43.291 --> 00:16:44.709 what would it be? 250 00:16:44.709 --> 00:16:46.583 - One I don't already have? 251 00:16:46.583 --> 00:16:47.417 - Obviously. 252 00:16:48.500 --> 00:16:50.166 - Er, the Delorean. 253 00:16:51.375 --> 00:16:52.959 - That's a car. 254 00:16:52.959 --> 00:16:54.667 - You said any prop. 255 00:16:54.667 --> 00:16:55.750 - I meant something practical. 256 00:16:55.750 --> 00:16:57.709 You know, something that you can fit in your room. 257 00:16:59.083 --> 00:17:01.375 - The mecha-glove from Hellboy. 258 00:17:01.375 --> 00:17:04.625 Yeah, Adam Savage made one and would like my own. 259 00:17:08.500 --> 00:17:09.542 What about you? 260 00:17:14.583 --> 00:17:16.834 - Nada's sunglasses, from They Live. 261 00:17:16.834 --> 00:17:17.667 - That's it? 262 00:17:19.125 --> 00:17:21.750 - They're magic sunglasses, I like magic. 263 00:17:21.750 --> 00:17:24.208 - Not trying to bash your fandom or anything. 264 00:17:25.709 --> 00:17:27.667 - I think you should email ILM. 265 00:17:29.583 --> 00:17:30.417 - Why? 266 00:17:31.458 --> 00:17:33.750 - Well, because you love building models, 267 00:17:33.750 --> 00:17:36.041 you talk about miniatures all the time, 268 00:17:36.041 --> 00:17:38.875 and you're the biggest movie nerd I know. 269 00:17:38.875 --> 00:17:41.875 I just think that it'd be worth getting an internship. 270 00:17:42.959 --> 00:17:45.583 - They don't, er, they don't film miniatures anymore. 271 00:17:46.500 --> 00:17:47.542 - So you don't think that they'd be excited 272 00:17:47.542 --> 00:17:50.709 about a young woman interested in models and miniatures? 273 00:17:54.667 --> 00:17:56.834 - I don't know, it's ILM. 274 00:18:00.166 --> 00:18:02.667 - Just trying to help, Jackie. 275 00:18:06.375 --> 00:18:09.375 - Do you have any Bandai model kits? 276 00:18:10.458 --> 00:18:11.750 - Does it look like we do? 277 00:18:20.583 --> 00:18:21.500 - Yeah. 278 00:18:21.500 --> 00:18:22.750 - You bet your ass we do. 279 00:18:23.709 --> 00:18:25.750 - I'm looking for Gundam. 280 00:18:25.750 --> 00:18:27.709 - Where do Wookies come from? 281 00:18:27.709 --> 00:18:28.542 - Kashyyyk. 282 00:18:29.834 --> 00:18:30.917 Is this a test? 283 00:18:30.917 --> 00:18:33.542 - Spike, Jet, Faye, Ed, Ein. 284 00:18:33.542 --> 00:18:34.458 - Cowboy Bebop. 285 00:18:34.458 --> 00:18:35.375 Who pilots the Ghost? 286 00:18:35.375 --> 00:18:36.709 - Hera Syndulla. 287 00:18:36.709 --> 00:18:37.792 - Major Chip Hazard. 288 00:18:37.792 --> 00:18:39.125 - Small Soldiers. 289 00:18:40.583 --> 00:18:43.583 - I got a Perfect Grade RX-78-2, last one in stock. 290 00:18:44.959 --> 00:18:47.542 - That's all right, I just need the regular version. 291 00:18:48.583 --> 00:18:49.417 - Excuse me? 292 00:18:51.208 --> 00:18:55.125 - Um, the Perfect Grade is a little more expensive, 293 00:18:55.125 --> 00:18:56.500 I just need the regular one. 294 00:18:58.041 --> 00:18:59.125 - You disgust me. 295 00:19:00.834 --> 00:19:01.834 - Why? 296 00:19:01.834 --> 00:19:04.458 - Do you own Back to the Future on Blu-ray or DVD? 297 00:19:04.458 --> 00:19:05.667 - Blu-ray. 298 00:19:05.667 --> 00:19:07.250 - Why? 299 00:19:07.250 --> 00:19:08.417 - Better quality. 300 00:19:08.417 --> 00:19:09.417 - Does it cost more? 301 00:19:11.667 --> 00:19:12.834 - Little bit. 302 00:19:12.834 --> 00:19:14.417 - Exactly. 303 00:19:14.417 --> 00:19:15.959 Perfect Grade is the Blu-ray. 304 00:19:17.667 --> 00:19:18.500 - Wow. 305 00:19:22.125 --> 00:19:23.834 - That'll be $400. 306 00:19:30.458 --> 00:19:31.583 - What? 307 00:19:31.583 --> 00:19:33.959 - You're moping over Carmen, and it's pathetic. 308 00:19:35.208 --> 00:19:36.375 - I'm not moping. 309 00:19:37.917 --> 00:19:40.083 - You can't mope, you know why? 310 00:19:40.083 --> 00:19:42.834 - No, but I feel like you're gonna tell me. 311 00:19:42.834 --> 00:19:44.917 - I'm gonna tell you something important. 312 00:19:46.166 --> 00:19:48.291 Something someone special once told me. 313 00:19:49.333 --> 00:19:50.166 - Okay. 314 00:19:51.458 --> 00:19:53.667 - No woman will ever appreciate you, Jackie. 315 00:19:57.542 --> 00:19:58.375 - That's it? 316 00:19:59.250 --> 00:20:00.083 - Yeah. 317 00:20:02.583 --> 00:20:04.625 - Who the hell told you that? 318 00:20:04.625 --> 00:20:05.458 - My mom. 319 00:20:07.041 --> 00:20:08.792 You don't, you don't get it? 320 00:20:08.792 --> 00:20:10.041 - That's depressing, Sam. 321 00:20:11.250 --> 00:20:12.458 - Carmen is just a girl. 322 00:20:13.500 --> 00:20:15.125 She not even that cute. 323 00:20:15.125 --> 00:20:17.291 - It's not about her, okay? 324 00:20:17.291 --> 00:20:18.458 - So you admit you're moping. 325 00:20:18.458 --> 00:20:20.917 - I'm not moping, I'm just bummed out. 326 00:20:22.625 --> 00:20:23.458 - Lay it on me. 327 00:20:26.417 --> 00:20:28.291 - Kevin's gone in two weeks, 328 00:20:28.291 --> 00:20:29.917 and you're leaving the next day. 329 00:20:30.750 --> 00:20:32.291 - So? 330 00:20:32.291 --> 00:20:34.250 You can't spend five months without us? 331 00:20:35.208 --> 00:20:36.917 - It's more than just the, Sam, okay? 332 00:20:36.917 --> 00:20:38.000 You know that. 333 00:20:39.041 --> 00:20:42.458 - You're making a bigger deal out of this than it really is. 334 00:20:42.458 --> 00:20:44.709 - You're going to Chicago with your dad, 335 00:20:44.709 --> 00:20:46.625 Kevin's going to college, 336 00:20:46.625 --> 00:20:48.083 and I'm just gonna be here. 337 00:20:49.125 --> 00:20:51.500 By myself, trying to figure shit out. 338 00:20:52.500 --> 00:20:53.333 - And? 339 00:20:54.458 --> 00:20:56.291 - Everything is gonna be different, 340 00:20:56.291 --> 00:20:59.041 and we're not gonna be the same friends when you get back. 341 00:20:59.041 --> 00:21:00.709 - You don't know that. 342 00:21:00.709 --> 00:21:02.458 - Yes I do, okay? 343 00:21:02.458 --> 00:21:05.500 We haven't spent more than a couple of weeks apart 344 00:21:05.500 --> 00:21:06.709 since the seventh grade. 345 00:21:07.625 --> 00:21:11.375 - Damn Jackie, you act like we're not coming back. 346 00:21:11.375 --> 00:21:14.834 Look, I know this shit with your dad leaving is fucked up, 347 00:21:14.834 --> 00:21:16.250 but we're your best friends. 348 00:21:17.625 --> 00:21:18.500 - Pull over! 349 00:21:18.500 --> 00:21:19.333 - What did I say? 350 00:21:19.333 --> 00:21:20.166 - Pull over. 351 00:21:24.750 --> 00:21:25.542 Look. 352 00:21:29.875 --> 00:21:31.250 Turn down the music. 353 00:21:31.250 --> 00:21:32.083 - I can't. 354 00:21:59.667 --> 00:22:00.750 Fixed it. 355 00:22:22.083 --> 00:22:24.583 One man must stop his best friend from being an idiot. 356 00:22:24.583 --> 00:22:25.417 Again. 357 00:22:28.834 --> 00:22:30.792 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. 358 00:22:30.792 --> 00:22:31.625 - what? 359 00:22:31.625 --> 00:22:32.583 What are you doing? 360 00:22:32.583 --> 00:22:33.417 - I'm saving you. 361 00:22:33.417 --> 00:22:34.250 - From what? 362 00:22:34.250 --> 00:22:36.041 - From being an idiot. 363 00:22:36.041 --> 00:22:37.542 You can't just walk up to the house. 364 00:22:37.542 --> 00:22:39.250 - Why not? She just left. 365 00:22:43.458 --> 00:22:46.001 - Stick with me for one second. 366 00:22:46.001 --> 00:22:47.625 It's a sorority house. 367 00:22:47.625 --> 00:22:50.291 - Technically, it's not, and would you let go? 368 00:22:51.291 --> 00:22:53.875 - That's not the point, okay? 369 00:22:55.000 --> 00:22:56.625 There are girls in that house. 370 00:22:56.625 --> 00:22:59.041 If they see you creeping, they will tell Carmen. 371 00:23:00.208 --> 00:23:02.041 - Just wanted to check it out, okay? 372 00:23:03.625 --> 00:23:06.542 - Come on, I like this new found confidence you have, 373 00:23:06.542 --> 00:23:10.625 but you need to trust your old friend Sam, okay? 374 00:23:10.625 --> 00:23:12.667 - You wanna do what? 375 00:23:12.667 --> 00:23:16.291 - I just wanna take this delivery in one of the cars. 376 00:23:16.291 --> 00:23:17.625 - I don't know if you remember, 377 00:23:17.625 --> 00:23:19.500 but you don't work here anymore. 378 00:23:19.500 --> 00:23:20.875 And I don't like you. 379 00:23:21.792 --> 00:23:25.959 - I know, it's just that I called in this order 380 00:23:25.959 --> 00:23:28.458 and I wanna be the one to deliver it. 381 00:23:28.458 --> 00:23:29.333 - To yourself? 382 00:23:31.500 --> 00:23:32.834 - It's complicated. 383 00:23:32.834 --> 00:23:34.291 - Uncomplicate it. 384 00:23:34.291 --> 00:23:36.208 - Listen, Eddie, we're trying to get laid. 385 00:23:36.208 --> 00:23:38.083 All we need is the car, shirt and hat. 386 00:23:40.083 --> 00:23:41.959 - Well, why didn't you just say so? 387 00:24:01.542 --> 00:24:02.667 - Repeat it back to me. 388 00:24:03.709 --> 00:24:05.417 - You deliver the pizza. 389 00:24:05.417 --> 00:24:06.959 Carmen will open the door. 390 00:24:06.959 --> 00:24:09.125 She'll say, "I didn't order a pizza." 391 00:24:09.125 --> 00:24:11.709 You'll say, "It must be a prank." 392 00:24:11.709 --> 00:24:13.125 She'll be excited to see you, 393 00:24:13.125 --> 00:24:16.542 so she'll invite you in, introduce you to her friends, 394 00:24:16.542 --> 00:24:19.083 that's when you work me into the conversation, 395 00:24:19.083 --> 00:24:21.792 that's when I'll sling by and join the party. 396 00:24:21.792 --> 00:24:24.917 here, 'cause I'm ready 397 00:24:24.917 --> 00:24:26.750 - This sounds like a really bad idea. 398 00:24:28.834 --> 00:24:30.375 Like, a really bad idea. 399 00:24:32.625 --> 00:24:36.166 - Well, I think it's a pretty good idea. 400 00:24:36.166 --> 00:24:37.000 - Really? 401 00:24:37.000 --> 00:24:38.542 'Cause it sounds like the embarrassing things 402 00:24:38.542 --> 00:24:40.333 we have to do when Kevin's not here. 403 00:24:41.750 --> 00:24:43.041 - Jackie, look at me. 404 00:24:44.792 --> 00:24:47.667 That house is full of beautiful women. 405 00:24:48.583 --> 00:24:50.667 - We don't even know that. 406 00:24:50.667 --> 00:24:53.000 - Jackie, you have the golden ticket. 407 00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:54.959 By some miracle, you're friends with Willy Wonka. 408 00:24:54.959 --> 00:24:56.667 We both like chocolate. 409 00:24:56.667 --> 00:24:58.667 Now, get us into that chocolate factory. 410 00:25:01.875 --> 00:25:04.083 - Okay, I can do this. 411 00:25:04.083 --> 00:25:05.166 - I believe in you. 412 00:25:18.250 --> 00:25:19.500 - Go get 'em, tiger. 413 00:25:19.500 --> 00:25:20.333 - Shut up, Sam. 414 00:25:28.667 --> 00:25:32.000 I think it's getting late 415 00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:37.000 done 'cause it's for, yeah 416 00:25:50.667 --> 00:25:51.750 - Are you lost? 417 00:25:57.500 --> 00:25:59.542 - No, somebody ordered a pizza. 418 00:26:01.166 --> 00:26:03.125 - Nobody ordered a pizza. 419 00:26:03.125 --> 00:26:03.959 - Oh. 420 00:26:06.667 --> 00:26:08.083 Are you sure? 421 00:26:08.083 --> 00:26:08.917 - Yeah. 422 00:26:11.041 --> 00:26:11.875 - Okay. 423 00:26:20.542 --> 00:26:22.125 - Would you like to come inside? 424 00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:26.417 - Uh, yeah, yeah. 425 00:26:39.583 --> 00:26:40.583 - Yes, yes! 426 00:26:44.375 --> 00:26:45.417 Yes! 427 00:26:45.417 --> 00:26:46.458 - It's Jackie, right? 428 00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:50.750 - Er, yeah, yeah, Jackie Polidori. 429 00:26:51.625 --> 00:26:53.291 - Ladies, this is Jackie. 430 00:26:53.291 --> 00:26:57.166 Jackie, this is Layla, Kayla, and Zoe. 431 00:26:58.166 --> 00:26:59.542 And I'm Monica. 432 00:26:59.542 --> 00:27:01.583 Can I help you with that? 433 00:27:01.583 --> 00:27:03.125 - Yeah, sure, sure. 434 00:27:03.125 --> 00:27:03.959 - Zoe. 435 00:27:08.583 --> 00:27:09.417 Sit. 436 00:27:10.542 --> 00:27:11.375 - Okay. 437 00:27:17.458 --> 00:27:18.375 Hi. 438 00:27:18.375 --> 00:27:19.875 - Hi. 439 00:27:19.875 --> 00:27:21.625 - Are you thirsty? 440 00:27:21.625 --> 00:27:26.001 - Yeah, um, actually, I'd love a soda if that's all right. 441 00:27:31.041 --> 00:27:31.875 Hello. 442 00:27:46.083 --> 00:27:47.667 - Ooh, more ladies. 443 00:27:51.458 --> 00:27:55.959 what was it you saw 444 00:28:00.834 --> 00:28:01.667 - Hang on. 445 00:28:07.500 --> 00:28:08.500 - You know, I think it's funny, 446 00:28:08.500 --> 00:28:12.583 'cause my friend Kevin, he doesn't like Phantom Menace, 447 00:28:12.583 --> 00:28:14.166 but my friend Sam, 448 00:28:15.542 --> 00:28:17.625 who's a great guy by the way, 449 00:28:17.625 --> 00:28:20.417 thinks Jar Jar's hilarious, so I'm not- 450 00:28:25.458 --> 00:28:26.375 - Hey guys, sorry I'm late, 451 00:28:26.375 --> 00:28:28.750 I had to pick up one last box at my parents'. 452 00:28:31.291 --> 00:28:32.500 Jackie. 453 00:28:32.500 --> 00:28:33.333 - Hi, Carmen. 454 00:28:34.291 --> 00:28:36.250 - What are you doing here? 455 00:28:36.250 --> 00:28:39.250 - Um, well, somebody ordered a pizza, 456 00:28:40.125 --> 00:28:41.750 so I came running. 457 00:28:41.750 --> 00:28:43.917 - Why didn't you tell us about your friend? 458 00:28:43.917 --> 00:28:45.834 - I don't know, I, 459 00:28:46.959 --> 00:28:49.291 er, Jackie, did you know this was my new place? 460 00:28:50.500 --> 00:28:51.583 - Not a clue. 461 00:29:24.917 --> 00:29:27.667 - Jackie Polidori, you are my hero. 462 00:30:55.917 --> 00:30:57.083 Anyone thirsty? 463 00:31:01.375 --> 00:31:02.208 - Yep. 464 00:31:04.500 --> 00:31:05.667 Good shoes. 465 00:31:05.667 --> 00:31:06.750 - Thank you. 466 00:31:06.750 --> 00:31:07.583 - Yeah. 467 00:31:09.500 --> 00:31:10.333 - Jack! 468 00:31:11.583 --> 00:31:12.417 Kie, oh. 469 00:31:15.417 --> 00:31:16.500 Hi, ladies. 470 00:31:16.500 --> 00:31:18.125 - Who are you? 471 00:31:18.125 --> 00:31:20.750 - This is my friend Sam I was telling you about. 472 00:31:22.083 --> 00:31:23.750 - Jackie, er, we're gonna be late for that movie, 473 00:31:23.750 --> 00:31:25.625 and we need to go now. 474 00:31:25.625 --> 00:31:27.458 - What are you doing? 475 00:31:27.458 --> 00:31:29.625 - So sorry for the intrusion, ladies. 476 00:31:29.625 --> 00:31:31.583 You have a beautiful house. 477 00:31:31.583 --> 00:31:34.834 So sorry, everybody, but, hi. 478 00:31:34.834 --> 00:31:35.667 - Hi. - Bye. 479 00:31:39.375 --> 00:31:40.500 - I like your friends. 480 00:31:43.250 --> 00:31:45.625 - Sam, are you fucking high? 481 00:31:45.625 --> 00:31:47.001 - Jackie, get in the car. 482 00:31:47.001 --> 00:31:49.166 Jackie, get in the car or I'll kill you myself. 483 00:31:49.166 --> 00:31:50.875 - What are you talking about? 484 00:31:52.208 --> 00:31:54.542 - Jackie, get in the car. 485 00:32:20.250 --> 00:32:22.250 - You're freaking me out, Sam. 486 00:32:22.250 --> 00:32:23.375 - You're freaked out? 487 00:32:23.375 --> 00:32:26.667 I just saw a dead guy in your girlfriend's trashcan. 488 00:32:26.667 --> 00:32:28.125 - What? 489 00:32:28.125 --> 00:32:30.750 - Body parts, Jackie, human body parts. 490 00:32:30.750 --> 00:32:32.458 Mixed in with the pizza and shit. 491 00:32:32.458 --> 00:32:35.500 And I also saw one of the hot chicks poison the drinks. 492 00:32:35.500 --> 00:32:38.125 - Who, who poisoned the drink? 493 00:32:38.125 --> 00:32:39.166 - The redhead. 494 00:32:39.166 --> 00:32:40.917 It's always the fucking redhead. 495 00:32:42.542 --> 00:32:44.792 - You gotta take me back, Sam. 496 00:32:44.792 --> 00:32:46.375 - What? 497 00:32:46.375 --> 00:32:47.959 To die? 498 00:32:47.959 --> 00:32:49.792 - You embarrassed me, Sam. 499 00:32:49.792 --> 00:32:52.000 You single handedly ruined any chance 500 00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:53.458 either of us had, you know that? 501 00:32:53.458 --> 00:32:54.750 - I saved your ass. 502 00:32:54.750 --> 00:32:56.333 I'm Sarah Connor, mother fucker! 503 00:32:57.291 --> 00:32:58.750 - You're an idiot. 504 00:32:58.750 --> 00:33:01.417 - Exactly, why would any of this shit work? 505 00:33:01.417 --> 00:33:03.291 This is not a porno, Jackie. 506 00:33:03.291 --> 00:33:05.417 This shit doesn't happen in real life. 507 00:33:05.417 --> 00:33:08.250 - Prove it, prove anything you're saying, 508 00:33:08.250 --> 00:33:10.083 and we'll call the cops right now. 509 00:33:10.083 --> 00:33:11.583 - We can't call the cops. 510 00:33:11.583 --> 00:33:12.959 - Why the hell not? 511 00:33:12.959 --> 00:33:14.458 - Because what if I'm wrong? 512 00:33:17.125 --> 00:33:19.500 - And what if you're right? 513 00:33:19.500 --> 00:33:21.667 - Then your girlfriend's in some serious shit. 514 00:33:22.583 --> 00:33:23.959 - Carmen? 515 00:33:23.959 --> 00:33:25.417 Why? 516 00:33:25.417 --> 00:33:27.750 - I saw the redhead poison more than one drink. 517 00:33:31.625 --> 00:33:32.458 - Fuck. 518 00:33:33.417 --> 00:33:34.750 - I know. 519 00:33:34.750 --> 00:33:38.250 - Promise me, Sam, promise me you're telling me the truth. 520 00:33:39.458 --> 00:33:40.291 - Jackie, 521 00:33:43.333 --> 00:33:44.166 I'm dead ass. 522 00:33:48.625 --> 00:33:49.458 - Oh my god. 523 00:33:50.750 --> 00:33:51.709 - So what do we do? 524 00:33:55.500 --> 00:33:56.959 - We're gonna need some help. 525 00:34:05.208 --> 00:34:07.166 - We're running out of time. 526 00:34:07.166 --> 00:34:08.959 - Relax, Zoe. 527 00:34:08.959 --> 00:34:11.500 No one's feeling the pressure of time more than me. 528 00:34:13.333 --> 00:34:14.333 So now what? 529 00:34:15.917 --> 00:34:16.750 - Find them. 530 00:34:25.625 --> 00:34:29.208 - I totally understand. - Absolutely, absolutely. 531 00:34:52.959 --> 00:34:55.917 - Brad, we need your help. 532 00:34:55.917 --> 00:34:57.625 - Hi, I'm Sam. 533 00:34:59.041 --> 00:35:00.750 - How'd you guys find where I live? 534 00:35:00.750 --> 00:35:03.500 - Oh, you go to church with my grandma. 535 00:35:03.500 --> 00:35:05.250 - Yeah, this is Sam, I'm Jackie, 536 00:35:05.250 --> 00:35:07.500 we met earlier today, I don't know if you remember me, 537 00:35:07.500 --> 00:35:09.333 but Carmen is in trouble. 538 00:35:15.667 --> 00:35:16.500 - Dude. 539 00:35:17.500 --> 00:35:18.333 - What? 540 00:35:19.208 --> 00:35:21.500 - I'm in here trying to cheer him up. 541 00:35:21.500 --> 00:35:23.041 We broke up. 542 00:35:24.834 --> 00:35:26.500 - Oh. 543 00:35:26.500 --> 00:35:28.125 I'm sorry, man. 544 00:35:28.125 --> 00:35:31.959 - It's okay, it's okay, you gotta shake it off, okay? 545 00:35:31.959 --> 00:35:33.458 - Okay. - Shake it off. 546 00:35:33.458 --> 00:35:34.291 - Yeah. 547 00:35:34.291 --> 00:35:35.417 - Big boys don't cry, 548 00:35:35.417 --> 00:35:38.208 big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry. 549 00:35:39.583 --> 00:35:42.417 Okay. 550 00:35:43.875 --> 00:35:45.709 What were you saying? 551 00:35:45.709 --> 00:35:49.542 - Listen Brad, really sorry you and Carmen broke up, 552 00:35:50.417 --> 00:35:53.375 but there's a very real chance that she's in danger. 553 00:35:55.208 --> 00:35:56.458 - What kinda danger? 554 00:36:01.083 --> 00:36:03.792 Wait, so Carmen's roommates are trying to poison her? 555 00:36:03.792 --> 00:36:05.375 - The redhead. 556 00:36:05.375 --> 00:36:06.208 It's probably probably the same one 557 00:36:06.208 --> 00:36:08.083 that cut up the dead guy in the trashcan. 558 00:36:08.083 --> 00:36:10.542 - Look, it sounds insane, 559 00:36:10.542 --> 00:36:12.709 but you're the only one that can get her outta the house 560 00:36:12.709 --> 00:36:14.959 without raising any red flags. 561 00:36:14.959 --> 00:36:16.709 - Get in, get out. 562 00:36:17.709 --> 00:36:19.417 - I don't know if I can do this. 563 00:36:19.417 --> 00:36:21.208 - I mean, it might be dangerous, but you- 564 00:36:21.208 --> 00:36:22.166 - No, no, no. - You should just be able to- 565 00:36:22.166 --> 00:36:25.625 - I mean, I don't know if I can see her without losing it. 566 00:36:25.625 --> 00:36:27.458 - You really broke up? 567 00:36:28.834 --> 00:36:31.208 Like, it's official? 568 00:36:31.208 --> 00:36:33.208 - I dunno, I mean, I was meant to drive over 569 00:36:33.208 --> 00:36:34.542 to her new place with her, 570 00:36:34.542 --> 00:36:36.041 and she told me I shouldn't, 571 00:36:36.041 --> 00:36:37.542 and when I asked why, she, er, 572 00:36:39.250 --> 00:36:42.041 she said she was in love with someone else. 573 00:36:42.041 --> 00:36:43.125 - Life's a bitch, man. 574 00:36:44.959 --> 00:36:46.291 You know what you should do? 575 00:36:47.583 --> 00:36:48.792 Act like you don't care. 576 00:36:49.709 --> 00:36:50.792 - Why would I do that? 577 00:36:52.083 --> 00:36:54.333 - She broke up with you because something was wrong. 578 00:36:55.583 --> 00:36:59.001 That's girlfriend code for be a better boyfriend. 579 00:37:00.333 --> 00:37:02.291 - But I'm a great boyfriend. 580 00:37:02.291 --> 00:37:03.125 - Trust me. 581 00:37:04.542 --> 00:37:06.500 Act like nothing's wrong, 582 00:37:06.500 --> 00:37:07.750 and it'll drive her crazy 583 00:37:07.750 --> 00:37:09.750 that you're not broken up about it. 584 00:37:09.750 --> 00:37:11.792 - Great advice. 585 00:37:11.792 --> 00:37:13.625 But we're trying to get her outta the house, 586 00:37:13.625 --> 00:37:14.959 not piss her off. 587 00:37:14.959 --> 00:37:15.792 - Look out! 588 00:37:20.001 --> 00:37:20.834 - Jackie! 589 00:37:33.208 --> 00:37:35.000 - What the fuck, man? 590 00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:36.625 You almost hit my fucking car. 591 00:37:36.625 --> 00:37:39.166 What if my kids would have been in there? 592 00:37:39.166 --> 00:37:40.750 - Jackie. 593 00:37:40.750 --> 00:37:42.917 - Get the fuck outta the car. 594 00:37:42.917 --> 00:37:44.667 I said get outta the car. 595 00:37:44.667 --> 00:37:46.083 - Jackie? - Hello? 596 00:37:46.083 --> 00:37:48.625 - I got something else going on here right now, Sam. 597 00:37:48.625 --> 00:37:49.458 - How about you, tough guy? 598 00:37:49.458 --> 00:37:50.458 - I'll take care of this guy. 599 00:37:50.458 --> 00:37:52.041 - Stay in the car, Brad. 600 00:37:54.917 --> 00:37:56.667 - Jackie, the redhead's gone. 601 00:37:56.667 --> 00:37:57.917 - What, Sam? 602 00:37:57.917 --> 00:38:00.917 - You hear? 603 00:38:00.917 --> 00:38:02.583 - I think I'll stay in the car. 604 00:38:02.583 --> 00:38:04.041 Who the fuck are you? 605 00:38:41.458 --> 00:38:42.792 - You all right? 606 00:38:45.208 --> 00:38:47.375 First vampire, huh? 607 00:38:50.125 --> 00:38:50.959 Cool. 608 00:38:52.375 --> 00:38:55.041 You mind giving me a hand here? 609 00:39:06.834 --> 00:39:08.000 - Excuse me, sir. 610 00:39:09.625 --> 00:39:10.458 Who are you? 611 00:39:11.750 --> 00:39:14.458 - Warren Van Helsing. 612 00:39:14.458 --> 00:39:15.750 - Van Helsing? 613 00:39:15.750 --> 00:39:17.917 - Hey kid, grab her legs, all right? 614 00:39:19.583 --> 00:39:23.291 - Like, like Van Helsing Van Helsing? 615 00:39:23.291 --> 00:39:24.125 - Yeah, kinda. 616 00:39:25.875 --> 00:39:27.166 - Kinda Van Helsing? 617 00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:31.750 - Oh come on, you just saw me blow a hole in a vampire, 618 00:39:31.750 --> 00:39:34.208 so what part of this are you having trouble with? 619 00:39:35.542 --> 00:39:36.959 - I'm processing. 620 00:39:38.208 --> 00:39:39.792 - But if we don't get these bodies 621 00:39:39.792 --> 00:39:41.583 out of the street right now, 622 00:39:41.583 --> 00:39:44.834 we're gonna attract some unwanted attention, right? 623 00:39:44.834 --> 00:39:46.458 So process quickly, 624 00:39:46.458 --> 00:39:48.000 and grab your friend 625 00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:51.667 to give you a hand with this other body, all right? 626 00:39:54.542 --> 00:39:56.208 Oh my god. 627 00:39:56.208 --> 00:39:57.041 - Brad. 628 00:39:59.166 --> 00:40:00.709 Brad. 629 00:40:00.709 --> 00:40:02.208 Listen. 630 00:40:02.208 --> 00:40:03.208 I'm freaked out too. 631 00:40:04.166 --> 00:40:06.291 The only way we're gonna save Carmen 632 00:40:06.291 --> 00:40:08.750 is if we move this gross dead guy 633 00:40:08.750 --> 00:40:10.917 and shove him in the back of a truck, okay? 634 00:40:13.417 --> 00:40:14.250 Okay, let's go. 635 00:40:21.709 --> 00:40:23.250 - Easy enough, right? 636 00:40:28.041 --> 00:40:29.625 - I'm sorry. 637 00:40:29.625 --> 00:40:32.291 - All right, all right. 638 00:40:32.291 --> 00:40:33.291 - Okay. 639 00:40:33.291 --> 00:40:35.125 - All right, now you tell me. 640 00:40:35.125 --> 00:40:38.125 Why are you being chased by the vampire cult? 641 00:40:39.291 --> 00:40:41.083 - Vampire cult? 642 00:40:41.083 --> 00:40:44.208 - Don't answer my question with a question, all right? 643 00:40:44.208 --> 00:40:47.000 - Jackie and I, we tried to hang out with Carmen, 644 00:40:47.000 --> 00:40:49.542 because she moved into the house with vampires. 645 00:40:49.542 --> 00:40:52.667 But we didn't know they were vampires at the time. 646 00:40:52.667 --> 00:40:53.583 They were just hot. 647 00:40:55.208 --> 00:40:56.125 - Is she a virgin? 648 00:40:57.208 --> 00:40:59.875 - That's a very inappropriate question to ask. 649 00:41:00.834 --> 00:41:02.792 - Okay, midnight tonight, 650 00:41:02.792 --> 00:41:04.875 they're gonna sacrifice a virgin, 651 00:41:04.875 --> 00:41:07.291 so I assume it was one of you two. 652 00:41:09.792 --> 00:41:10.750 - I'm not a virgin. 653 00:41:16.083 --> 00:41:16.917 What? 654 00:41:19.250 --> 00:41:20.959 Why are you looking at me like that? 655 00:41:23.083 --> 00:41:24.834 - What about Carmen? 656 00:41:25.917 --> 00:41:27.250 - Look, I'd prefer not to talk about 657 00:41:27.250 --> 00:41:28.583 our love life, all right? 658 00:41:29.834 --> 00:41:32.792 - This is a matter of life and death, Brad. 659 00:41:32.792 --> 00:41:34.250 - No, we haven't, okay? 660 00:41:34.250 --> 00:41:35.583 She wanted to wait till the right time, 661 00:41:35.583 --> 00:41:36.750 but that never happened. 662 00:41:36.750 --> 00:41:37.583 - All right, all right, all right, all right, 663 00:41:37.583 --> 00:41:40.875 so we only got two hours till midnight, all right? 664 00:41:40.875 --> 00:41:43.500 Hey kid, you come with me, all right? 665 00:41:43.500 --> 00:41:44.333 Come. 666 00:41:47.583 --> 00:41:48.875 What do we do? 667 00:41:50.166 --> 00:41:52.959 - All right, so you go to the church, 668 00:41:52.959 --> 00:41:54.792 and fill this with holy water. 669 00:41:54.792 --> 00:41:58.041 And meet us at the house in 30 minutes, okay? 670 00:42:03.041 --> 00:42:04.250 - Ready to go to church? 671 00:42:08.041 --> 00:42:10.333 So, you're like, Van Helsing the third, right? 672 00:42:10.333 --> 00:42:14.333 - My name is Warren, and my great-great-great-grandfather 673 00:42:14.333 --> 00:42:16.000 was Abraham Van Helsing. 674 00:42:16.875 --> 00:42:17.959 - But you're Japanese. 675 00:42:19.875 --> 00:42:23.959 - Well, in my world, it's a lot easier to travel, 676 00:42:23.959 --> 00:42:28.166 so my grandfather got around, you know? 677 00:42:28.166 --> 00:42:29.750 - So it's a family business. 678 00:42:29.750 --> 00:42:33.166 - No, it's more a rite of passage type of thing, okay? 679 00:42:34.333 --> 00:42:35.792 - You any good at it? 680 00:42:35.792 --> 00:42:38.417 - Well, have you ever seen a vampire before tonight? 681 00:42:40.542 --> 00:42:41.792 - No. 682 00:42:41.792 --> 00:42:43.625 - Any witches? 683 00:42:43.625 --> 00:42:44.959 - No. 684 00:42:44.959 --> 00:42:46.417 - Warlocks? 685 00:42:46.417 --> 00:42:47.375 Werewolves? 686 00:42:47.375 --> 00:42:50.583 - What I meant was, do you like it? 687 00:42:50.583 --> 00:42:52.792 - I just kill monsters, you know? 688 00:42:53.750 --> 00:42:55.500 - My dad's an accountant, 689 00:42:55.500 --> 00:42:57.875 that doesn't mean he likes his job. 690 00:42:57.875 --> 00:42:59.959 He wants me to work for him after we move. 691 00:43:00.959 --> 00:43:03.333 - Accounting is a noble profession, 692 00:43:03.333 --> 00:43:04.458 so it's all good, huh? 693 00:43:06.208 --> 00:43:08.500 - Do you know what accounting is? 694 00:43:08.500 --> 00:43:10.125 You count. 695 00:43:10.125 --> 00:43:11.458 For a living. 696 00:43:11.458 --> 00:43:12.542 - Of course I'm aware. 697 00:43:14.208 --> 00:43:16.250 You think I'm stupid or what? 698 00:43:16.250 --> 00:43:18.542 - You like it though, right? 699 00:43:18.542 --> 00:43:19.375 Your job? 700 00:43:19.375 --> 00:43:21.333 - It's not a job, okay. 701 00:43:22.458 --> 00:43:23.291 - It's awesome. 702 00:43:24.625 --> 00:43:27.709 - Oh, okay, I'll try to keep you 703 00:43:27.709 --> 00:43:29.417 and your friends alive, okay? 704 00:43:30.834 --> 00:43:32.001 - Thank you, Mr. Van Helsing. 705 00:43:32.001 --> 00:43:33.083 - Oh, just Warren. 706 00:43:35.375 --> 00:43:36.542 - Thank you, Mr. Warren. 707 00:43:38.542 --> 00:43:40.208 Do I get a shotgun? 708 00:43:40.208 --> 00:43:41.041 - Nope. 709 00:43:47.500 --> 00:43:49.709 So what type of music do you listen to? 710 00:43:49.709 --> 00:43:51.041 Do me a favor. 711 00:43:51.041 --> 00:43:52.001 Yep. 712 00:43:52.001 --> 00:43:53.542 - No more question, okay? 713 00:43:53.542 --> 00:43:54.375 It's annoying. 714 00:44:11.000 --> 00:44:12.291 - Warren. 715 00:44:12.291 --> 00:44:13.709 - Okay, what did I just say? 716 00:44:15.875 --> 00:44:17.458 - Where's the redhead? 717 00:44:17.458 --> 00:44:18.458 - What? 718 00:44:39.166 --> 00:44:40.000 Shit, shit, shit, ah, 719 00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:43.291 fucking and shit and fuck and shit, oh shit. 720 00:44:43.291 --> 00:44:44.125 - Shit? 721 00:44:44.125 --> 00:44:46.583 How serious of a shit? 722 00:44:46.583 --> 00:44:48.583 - Well, it's a really big shit. 723 00:44:48.583 --> 00:44:49.417 - What do you mean? 724 00:44:49.417 --> 00:44:50.458 Where did she go? 725 00:44:51.500 --> 00:44:54.417 - If I had to guess, same place we're going. 726 00:44:55.875 --> 00:44:56.709 - What now? 727 00:44:58.041 --> 00:44:59.625 - We're gonna need a bigger gun. 728 00:45:01.834 --> 00:45:02.667 - I get a gun? 729 00:45:04.375 --> 00:45:06.250 - Um, maybe. 730 00:45:07.583 --> 00:45:08.417 - Yes. 731 00:45:11.375 --> 00:45:12.208 - Oh shit. 732 00:45:22.250 --> 00:45:23.083 - Kevin. 733 00:45:23.083 --> 00:45:24.667 - Hey, I just got off work. 734 00:45:24.667 --> 00:45:27.208 - Kevin, vampires exist. 735 00:45:27.208 --> 00:45:30.792 Vampires exist and Van Helsing just shot one in front of us. 736 00:45:32.125 --> 00:45:34.750 - Is this, like, a trailer for a movie or something? 737 00:45:35.792 --> 00:45:37.125 - Just do me a favor, okay? 738 00:45:37.125 --> 00:45:40.166 Meet me at 665 Slauson Lane. 739 00:45:40.166 --> 00:45:41.625 - What the hell did I miss? 740 00:45:41.625 --> 00:45:43.500 - 20 minutes. 741 00:45:43.500 --> 00:45:44.333 Jackie. 742 00:45:44.333 --> 00:45:45.500 - I gotta go. 743 00:45:50.166 --> 00:45:51.417 - Church was locked. 744 00:45:51.417 --> 00:45:52.250 - Locked? 745 00:45:53.500 --> 00:45:54.667 So what are we gonna do now? 746 00:45:54.667 --> 00:45:56.834 We need to be there in 20 minutes. 747 00:45:58.125 --> 00:46:00.250 - I mean, we could make our own holy water. 748 00:46:02.709 --> 00:46:03.792 - I don't know how to do that, 749 00:46:03.792 --> 00:46:05.166 do you know how to do that? 750 00:46:06.166 --> 00:46:07.000 - No. 751 00:46:08.625 --> 00:46:09.500 - I'll Google it. 752 00:46:10.500 --> 00:46:11.834 - Good idea. 753 00:46:11.834 --> 00:46:12.959 Actually, use wikiHow. 754 00:46:21.750 --> 00:46:22.625 Monica! 755 00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:27.458 - Get her to her room, quick. 756 00:46:29.125 --> 00:46:29.959 - Monica? 757 00:46:32.875 --> 00:46:33.709 What was that thud? 758 00:46:33.709 --> 00:46:36.500 Just Kayla being clumsy. 759 00:46:36.500 --> 00:46:38.333 Can you help me with something upstairs? 760 00:46:38.333 --> 00:46:39.166 - Yeah, sure. 761 00:46:41.834 --> 00:46:43.250 - Hey, thanks for the shirt. 762 00:46:44.291 --> 00:46:45.625 - You gotta chill out, man. 763 00:46:46.917 --> 00:46:49.333 - Look, it's just a lot to take in right now. 764 00:46:49.333 --> 00:46:50.834 I didn't exactly wake you this morning 765 00:46:50.834 --> 00:46:52.417 ready to take on a vampire cult. 766 00:46:53.333 --> 00:46:54.709 - I'm talking about Carmen. 767 00:46:59.667 --> 00:47:00.583 See? 768 00:47:00.583 --> 00:47:02.417 That's what I'm talking about. 769 00:47:03.709 --> 00:47:05.166 You just gotta let things go. 770 00:47:06.250 --> 00:47:09.917 - Oh yeah, says the girl who's in love with her. 771 00:47:09.917 --> 00:47:11.959 You know, it's really obvious, by the way. 772 00:47:14.500 --> 00:47:17.959 - I like Carmen, okay, but that doesn't matter, 773 00:47:19.166 --> 00:47:20.750 'cause Carmen dates guys. 774 00:47:22.875 --> 00:47:24.333 Guys like you, Brad. 775 00:47:25.500 --> 00:47:27.333 You just gotta be a little less Brad. 776 00:47:28.750 --> 00:47:30.875 - But I am Brad, okay? 777 00:47:30.875 --> 00:47:32.667 My mom always told me to be myself. 778 00:47:34.166 --> 00:47:35.542 - That's not what I mean. 779 00:47:37.166 --> 00:47:38.875 Look, I really shouldn't be saying this, 780 00:47:38.875 --> 00:47:40.542 but she thinks that you're clingy. 781 00:47:41.917 --> 00:47:45.041 - Well, I can't be clingy now, can I? 782 00:47:45.041 --> 00:47:48.625 - Dude, you just gotta let it go. 783 00:47:48.625 --> 00:47:50.166 Like, when I go hang out with Carmen, 784 00:47:50.166 --> 00:47:52.542 you can't act all jealous, 785 00:47:52.542 --> 00:47:54.001 'cause we're just friends. 786 00:47:55.333 --> 00:47:56.959 - Well, she likes you, so. 787 00:48:00.458 --> 00:48:01.291 - She likes me? 788 00:48:05.792 --> 00:48:08.792 Like, she likes me likes me? 789 00:48:09.959 --> 00:48:10.875 - Yeah. 790 00:48:10.875 --> 00:48:12.750 She talks about you all the time. 791 00:48:12.750 --> 00:48:14.917 "Jackie's so funny," "Jackie's such a nerd," 792 00:48:14.917 --> 00:48:16.125 "She's so relatable." 793 00:48:17.792 --> 00:48:19.667 - But that doesn't mean she likes me. 794 00:48:21.583 --> 00:48:22.417 - She's bi. 795 00:48:27.709 --> 00:48:28.542 - Oh. 796 00:48:29.500 --> 00:48:30.583 - Yeah. 797 00:48:30.583 --> 00:48:32.959 And you're the reason we broke up. 798 00:48:32.959 --> 00:48:33.792 So. 799 00:48:36.625 --> 00:48:38.000 - Well, fuck. 800 00:48:41.208 --> 00:48:44.041 Well, she talks about you when she's with me, 801 00:48:44.041 --> 00:48:46.250 so I can't blame you. 802 00:48:47.375 --> 00:48:48.208 - She does? 803 00:48:49.083 --> 00:48:50.458 - Yeah. 804 00:48:50.458 --> 00:48:54.250 Because you're the boyfriend, and I'm the friend, 805 00:48:54.250 --> 00:48:55.959 so if we're gonna play the sympathy game, 806 00:48:55.959 --> 00:48:57.750 I'm pretty sure I'm the one winning. 807 00:48:59.792 --> 00:49:00.750 - It's just tough. 808 00:49:02.792 --> 00:49:05.917 - Look, the fact that I'm the voice of reason right now 809 00:49:05.917 --> 00:49:07.542 is freaking me out, 810 00:49:07.542 --> 00:49:09.792 but you need to pull your shit together, 811 00:49:09.792 --> 00:49:12.000 because it's vampires we're dealing with, 812 00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:15.208 and I'd prefer if we didn't let Carmen die tonight, okay? 813 00:49:16.291 --> 00:49:17.709 - Okay. 814 00:49:17.709 --> 00:49:18.792 Good plan. 815 00:49:18.792 --> 00:49:19.959 Don't let Carmen die. 816 00:49:30.500 --> 00:49:32.041 - What are we doing here? 817 00:49:32.041 --> 00:49:33.792 - I told you, we need weapons. 818 00:49:35.375 --> 00:49:36.625 - This is a hiking trail. 819 00:49:43.750 --> 00:49:45.417 - Do me a favor. 820 00:49:45.417 --> 00:49:46.709 - Anything. 821 00:49:46.709 --> 00:49:49.375 - Stay in the car no matter what, okay? 822 00:50:16.208 --> 00:50:17.041 Oops. 823 00:50:19.250 --> 00:50:20.083 Oh shit. 824 00:50:21.000 --> 00:50:21.834 - Warren. 825 00:50:23.709 --> 00:50:25.001 What is that for? 826 00:50:26.417 --> 00:50:28.041 - Don't worry about it, okay? 827 00:50:28.041 --> 00:50:30.001 Stay in the car, I'll be right back. 828 00:50:54.792 --> 00:50:56.583 Just stay calm, all right? 829 00:51:00.417 --> 00:51:02.667 - What the fuck do you want? 830 00:51:02.667 --> 00:51:04.291 - Um, 831 00:51:04.291 --> 00:51:05.250 I need your help. 832 00:51:06.625 --> 00:51:07.959 - Obviously. 833 00:51:07.959 --> 00:51:09.750 Must be desperate to come back here. 834 00:51:11.500 --> 00:51:14.500 Good god, is that how you're getting around now? 835 00:51:16.166 --> 00:51:17.625 Who's the kid? 836 00:51:17.625 --> 00:51:18.542 A hostage? 837 00:51:19.500 --> 00:51:21.542 - He's my friend. 838 00:51:21.542 --> 00:51:22.792 I'm sure. 839 00:51:23.959 --> 00:51:26.041 No, seriously, what is he? 840 00:51:26.041 --> 00:51:27.375 A troll of some sort? 841 00:51:28.458 --> 00:51:30.125 He certainly has the hair for it. 842 00:51:31.041 --> 00:51:31.875 - Helen. 843 00:51:34.834 --> 00:51:37.542 I need something that can kill a once bitten. 844 00:51:38.542 --> 00:51:39.667 - Where? 845 00:51:39.667 --> 00:51:43.375 - Here, tonight, possibly four of them. 846 00:51:44.834 --> 00:51:47.083 - You're not dealing with a follower, are you? 847 00:51:47.083 --> 00:51:48.417 - They had the book. 848 00:51:50.291 --> 00:51:51.875 - You don't think they're going to try to- 849 00:51:51.875 --> 00:51:54.542 - Well, tonight is a full moon, Helen. 850 00:51:54.542 --> 00:51:56.709 What do you think they're gonna do? 851 00:51:59.917 --> 00:52:01.583 - What you need, I don't have. 852 00:52:02.750 --> 00:52:05.500 But, these should help. 853 00:52:09.542 --> 00:52:10.375 Here we go. 854 00:52:23.125 --> 00:52:25.333 Take a look, make sure it's all here. 855 00:52:32.583 --> 00:52:34.083 - This is it? 856 00:52:34.083 --> 00:52:36.083 - You didn't exactly leave much behind. 857 00:52:39.500 --> 00:52:40.625 They miss you, Warren. 858 00:52:43.458 --> 00:52:46.709 Helping a hopeless mortal won't change what you did. 859 00:52:57.709 --> 00:52:58.542 - How is she? 860 00:53:00.291 --> 00:53:01.125 - Zoe's dead. 861 00:53:03.542 --> 00:53:04.792 - Well, what did she say? 862 00:53:05.667 --> 00:53:07.959 - She said something about a man who shot her. 863 00:53:09.125 --> 00:53:09.959 - What man? 864 00:53:11.500 --> 00:53:13.333 - She died before she could explain. 865 00:53:15.834 --> 00:53:16.792 - We can save her. 866 00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:20.333 - How? 867 00:53:20.333 --> 00:53:21.625 - We could use the book. 868 00:53:21.625 --> 00:53:23.333 We could resurrect her tonight instead of- 869 00:53:23.333 --> 00:53:24.166 - Kayla. 870 00:53:26.792 --> 00:53:28.417 Layla, go check on Carmen. 871 00:53:37.291 --> 00:53:39.208 Are you losing sight of the objective? 872 00:53:40.542 --> 00:53:42.709 - I just thought we could wait until the next full moon, 873 00:53:42.709 --> 00:53:45.333 and save her while there's still time. 874 00:53:45.333 --> 00:53:47.333 - We don't have time. 875 00:53:47.333 --> 00:53:49.125 We have anything but time, Kayla. 876 00:53:50.208 --> 00:53:51.667 Zoe knew that and she failed. 877 00:53:53.875 --> 00:53:55.542 Look at my face. 878 00:53:55.542 --> 00:53:56.750 My time is almost up. 879 00:53:58.333 --> 00:53:59.917 I cannot wait another full moon, 880 00:53:59.917 --> 00:54:02.458 or no amount of face masks or creams 881 00:54:02.458 --> 00:54:04.542 or fucking foundation will save my career, 882 00:54:04.542 --> 00:54:05.500 do you understand? 883 00:54:07.875 --> 00:54:10.834 - Monica, you're only 26. 884 00:54:10.834 --> 00:54:11.917 - Exactly. 885 00:54:12.792 --> 00:54:16.375 You do not want what I have to deal with every day. 886 00:54:16.375 --> 00:54:18.458 To see yourself growing older and losing jobs 887 00:54:18.458 --> 00:54:20.375 because you're no longer young enough. 888 00:54:22.875 --> 00:54:26.291 - Well, Jackie's gone. 889 00:54:26.291 --> 00:54:28.041 How are we gonna get her back? 890 00:54:28.041 --> 00:54:29.041 - She'll be back. 891 00:54:30.208 --> 00:54:31.458 They always come back. 892 00:54:32.667 --> 00:54:33.500 - Monica, 893 00:54:34.625 --> 00:54:35.709 they're idiots. 894 00:54:42.750 --> 00:54:44.417 - Hi, is Jackie here? 895 00:54:48.542 --> 00:54:52.333 - So vampirism is like an STD? 896 00:54:53.375 --> 00:54:55.000 - In layman's terms, yes. 897 00:54:57.250 --> 00:54:58.291 - Gross. 898 00:54:58.291 --> 00:55:01.375 - A vampire can always chose to turn a mortal, 899 00:55:01.375 --> 00:55:04.750 but the bitten always possess less power than who bit them, 900 00:55:04.750 --> 00:55:06.875 do you understand what I'm saying? 901 00:55:06.875 --> 00:55:10.125 - But, I mean, I mean, you've don't this before, right? 902 00:55:11.417 --> 00:55:14.750 - Um, I've never killed a once bitten. 903 00:55:18.333 --> 00:55:19.166 - Well fuck. 904 00:55:19.166 --> 00:55:21.083 - Hey, watch your mouth, man. 905 00:55:21.083 --> 00:55:21.917 - Sorry. 906 00:55:28.083 --> 00:55:33.083 the second, that's fact 907 00:55:37.417 --> 00:55:40.166 - Hey, we might die tonight. 908 00:55:41.875 --> 00:55:43.375 So you gotta enjoy it. 909 00:55:50.291 --> 00:55:51.542 - See? 910 00:55:51.542 --> 00:55:52.375 Relax. 911 00:56:06.166 --> 00:56:07.834 - There's the house. 912 00:56:09.959 --> 00:56:12.125 - What's up, buddy? - Jesus, man. 913 00:56:12.125 --> 00:56:13.917 - Hey, Brad. 914 00:56:13.917 --> 00:56:15.875 - We got the holy water. 915 00:56:15.875 --> 00:56:17.458 - Wait till you see what we got. 916 00:56:20.542 --> 00:56:21.375 - All right. 917 00:56:22.500 --> 00:56:24.417 Baseball bat dipped in silver. 918 00:56:24.417 --> 00:56:25.667 - Oh yeah, that'll be me. 919 00:56:28.917 --> 00:56:29.959 - Crowbar. 920 00:56:29.959 --> 00:56:31.542 - Dibs? 921 00:56:31.542 --> 00:56:32.667 - You sure? 922 00:56:32.667 --> 00:56:34.083 - Yeah, I said dibs. 923 00:56:35.291 --> 00:56:36.125 - All right. 924 00:56:39.250 --> 00:56:40.208 - Jesus. 925 00:56:40.208 --> 00:56:42.458 - Okay, there we go. 926 00:56:42.458 --> 00:56:43.417 - Yes. 927 00:56:43.417 --> 00:56:45.083 - Yours. - Thank you. 928 00:56:45.959 --> 00:56:47.375 - Wait. 929 00:56:47.375 --> 00:56:48.417 - And this. 930 00:56:48.417 --> 00:56:49.250 - Oh, nice. 931 00:56:50.875 --> 00:56:52.542 - You get a rifle? 932 00:56:52.542 --> 00:56:53.542 - Yeah. 933 00:56:53.542 --> 00:56:54.417 You called dibs. 934 00:56:55.458 --> 00:56:56.291 - What are those? 935 00:56:57.709 --> 00:56:58.792 - Hand grenades. 936 00:57:00.834 --> 00:57:01.709 - Can we trade? 937 00:57:02.625 --> 00:57:03.458 Please? 938 00:57:03.458 --> 00:57:04.875 - You called dibs. 939 00:57:04.875 --> 00:57:05.834 You can't take back dibs. 940 00:57:05.834 --> 00:57:08.458 - Hang on, you, you didn't tell us what was in the box. 941 00:57:08.458 --> 00:57:09.709 I wouldn't have chosen a baseball bat 942 00:57:09.709 --> 00:57:11.583 if I knew there were grenades in the box. 943 00:57:11.583 --> 00:57:13.917 - You wanna give that bat back? 944 00:57:13.917 --> 00:57:14.750 - No. 945 00:57:18.000 --> 00:57:18.834 - Too bad, huh? 946 00:57:20.083 --> 00:57:21.959 All right, all right, listen up. 947 00:57:21.959 --> 00:57:25.250 The objective is to keep Cameron safe 948 00:57:25.250 --> 00:57:26.792 until after midnight. 949 00:57:26.792 --> 00:57:28.166 - It's Carmen. 950 00:57:28.166 --> 00:57:29.625 - That doesn't matter, 951 00:57:29.625 --> 00:57:32.375 'cause they're gonna have to perform the ritual at midnight, 952 00:57:32.375 --> 00:57:34.667 so we're just not gonna let that happen, got it? 953 00:57:35.959 --> 00:57:37.250 - Pretty straightforward. 954 00:57:37.250 --> 00:57:38.166 - Yeah. 955 00:57:38.166 --> 00:57:39.583 - All right, here's the plan. 956 00:57:39.583 --> 00:57:40.875 The kid and I, 957 00:57:40.875 --> 00:57:42.709 we'll flank either side of... 958 00:57:43.625 --> 00:57:44.458 - Kevin. 959 00:57:44.458 --> 00:57:45.917 - Hi Jackie. 960 00:57:45.917 --> 00:57:47.917 - Kevin, are you still coming? 961 00:57:47.917 --> 00:57:49.250 - I'm, I'm already here. 962 00:57:50.583 --> 00:57:51.542 - What do you mean? 963 00:57:53.166 --> 00:57:54.083 I don't see you. 964 00:57:54.083 --> 00:57:55.667 - I'm inside with your friends. 965 00:57:56.583 --> 00:57:57.875 - You're what? 966 00:57:57.875 --> 00:57:58.750 - Yeah, I mean, I didn't know 967 00:57:58.750 --> 00:57:59.750 what you were talking about earlier, 968 00:57:59.750 --> 00:58:01.709 but everyone here seems super nice. 969 00:58:06.166 --> 00:58:09.417 - You're inside the house? 970 00:58:09.417 --> 00:58:11.667 - Yeah, I mean, Carmen's here too. 971 00:58:11.667 --> 00:58:14.750 - Okay, Kevin, I'm gonna need you to stay calm. 972 00:58:14.750 --> 00:58:17.834 You need to get Carmen and go out the front door. 973 00:58:18.709 --> 00:58:20.250 - Oh wait, hold on, Monica wants to talk to you. 974 00:58:20.250 --> 00:58:21.166 Kevin. 975 00:58:21.166 --> 00:58:24.834 - So anyway, so I play like eight different roles, okay? 976 00:58:24.834 --> 00:58:25.709 - Hi Jackie. 977 00:58:26.583 --> 00:58:29.500 Jackie cannot come to the phone right now. 978 00:58:30.959 --> 00:58:32.250 - Who's this? 979 00:58:32.250 --> 00:58:34.375 - Well, let's just say, 980 00:58:34.375 --> 00:58:38.083 I'm an acquaintance of your freaky redhead friend. 981 00:58:40.667 --> 00:58:43.750 - Why don thank you stop by so we can have a little chat? 982 00:58:43.750 --> 00:58:45.333 - I'll be right over. 983 00:58:48.083 --> 00:58:52.041 If your friend dies tonight, it's gonna be your fault. 984 00:58:54.291 --> 00:58:56.250 - You didn't tell Kevin about the vampires? 985 00:58:56.250 --> 00:58:57.542 - No. 986 00:58:57.542 --> 00:59:01.083 I was going to, but it's a bit much to explain on the phone. 987 00:59:01.083 --> 00:59:03.250 - You knew Kevin's extremely punctual. 988 00:59:03.250 --> 00:59:04.083 - Shut up. 989 00:59:07.041 --> 00:59:10.542 All right, all right, time for a new plan, okay? 990 00:59:16.083 --> 00:59:16.917 - Hi. 991 00:59:24.208 --> 00:59:26.250 What do we do now? 992 00:59:26.250 --> 00:59:27.875 - I don't know. 993 00:59:27.875 --> 00:59:29.083 The plan keeps changing. 994 00:59:33.208 --> 00:59:34.417 - Your friends are here. 995 00:59:37.417 --> 00:59:39.125 - Whoa! 996 00:59:39.125 --> 00:59:40.709 - Hey, Kevin. 997 00:59:40.709 --> 00:59:43.041 - What the fuck are you guys doing? 998 00:59:43.041 --> 00:59:44.959 - We're here to rescue you and Carmen. 999 00:59:46.959 --> 00:59:48.208 - From what? 1000 00:59:48.208 --> 00:59:49.500 - The vampires, Kev. 1001 00:59:54.000 --> 00:59:54.917 - Thank god. 1002 00:59:56.625 --> 00:59:57.500 - Where's Carmen? 1003 00:59:58.875 --> 01:00:00.291 - She's in her room. 1004 01:00:00.291 --> 01:00:02.125 - I don't believe you. 1005 01:00:04.208 --> 01:00:05.041 - Carmen? 1006 01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:13.750 - What the hell is going on? 1007 01:00:13.750 --> 01:00:15.083 - You're being rescued. 1008 01:00:16.875 --> 01:00:17.709 - Brad? 1009 01:00:18.625 --> 01:00:19.458 - Hey. 1010 01:00:24.375 --> 01:00:26.542 - We're losing Brad, we gotta go. 1011 01:00:26.542 --> 01:00:28.125 - Kevin, Carmen, get behind us, 1012 01:00:28.125 --> 01:00:29.834 we're gonna leave before this gets ugly. 1013 01:00:29.834 --> 01:00:32.250 - Jackie, have you fucking lost your mind? 1014 01:00:32.250 --> 01:00:33.750 - No, it's true, look. 1015 01:00:34.667 --> 01:00:36.250 - Oh my god! 1016 01:00:37.750 --> 01:00:39.583 Oh my god. 1017 01:00:39.583 --> 01:00:40.542 - I know, it's crazy, right? 1018 01:00:40.542 --> 01:00:43.417 - I think it's time you got outta here. 1019 01:00:43.417 --> 01:00:45.083 - You're not going anywhere. 1020 01:00:55.083 --> 01:00:56.333 - Shit. 1021 01:00:56.333 --> 01:00:57.875 How do you load it? 1022 01:00:57.875 --> 01:01:01.333 - Nobody's leaving until the sacrifice is complete. 1023 01:01:01.333 --> 01:01:03.000 - You're not sacrificing my friend. 1024 01:01:08.166 --> 01:01:09.001 - Jackie. 1025 01:01:10.583 --> 01:01:12.166 - It's heavy, okay? 1026 01:01:13.667 --> 01:01:15.500 - It's amazing you're still a virgin. 1027 01:01:17.000 --> 01:01:18.125 - Me? 1028 01:01:18.125 --> 01:01:19.917 I'm not a virgin. 1029 01:01:19.917 --> 01:01:20.959 - You're, you're not? 1030 01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:24.875 - Who did you think this was all for? 1031 01:01:25.959 --> 01:01:27.458 - Carmen. 1032 01:01:27.458 --> 01:01:28.333 Carmen's a virgin. 1033 01:01:31.667 --> 01:01:33.333 - You're not? 1034 01:01:33.333 --> 01:01:34.166 - You're not? 1035 01:01:35.208 --> 01:01:36.917 - Shut up. 1036 01:01:36.917 --> 01:01:38.583 Everybody shut up. 1037 01:01:42.583 --> 01:01:44.417 I'll allow your friends to leave unharmed 1038 01:01:44.417 --> 01:01:45.542 if you come quietly. 1039 01:01:46.500 --> 01:01:48.417 I'll only make this offer once. 1040 01:01:49.333 --> 01:01:50.166 - I can't. 1041 01:01:51.291 --> 01:01:52.125 - Kayla. 1042 01:01:56.834 --> 01:01:58.083 - No, wait! 1043 01:01:59.542 --> 01:02:02.375 - You have really nice teeth. 1044 01:02:02.375 --> 01:02:03.208 - Thank you. 1045 01:02:04.792 --> 01:02:06.625 - So, are you coming? 1046 01:02:06.625 --> 01:02:08.166 Or do I have to kill everyone here? 1047 01:02:08.166 --> 01:02:09.834 - I'm not a virgin. 1048 01:02:09.834 --> 01:02:11.417 - Liar. 1049 01:02:11.417 --> 01:02:12.458 I can smell it. 1050 01:02:12.458 --> 01:02:14.959 - I swear, if you sacrifice me, 1051 01:02:14.959 --> 01:02:16.500 none of this is gonna work, 1052 01:02:16.500 --> 01:02:18.166 and it's all gonna be for nothing. 1053 01:02:19.542 --> 01:02:20.709 - When did this happen? 1054 01:02:21.750 --> 01:02:24.125 - Mike McKenzie, sophomore year. 1055 01:02:24.125 --> 01:02:25.583 - Oh fuck, that's right. 1056 01:02:25.583 --> 01:02:27.417 - Somebody here is a virgin, 1057 01:02:27.417 --> 01:02:30.333 and I will kill every last one of you if I need to. 1058 01:02:30.333 --> 01:02:33.542 - Fine, it's me, I'm the virgin. 1059 01:02:33.542 --> 01:02:34.750 I'm so sorry that I was brought up 1060 01:02:34.750 --> 01:02:35.917 in a household with values. 1061 01:02:35.917 --> 01:02:37.709 I didn't know everyone was gonna make such a big deal- 1062 01:02:40.834 --> 01:02:41.667 - Brad! 1063 01:02:43.959 --> 01:02:44.792 - Carmen? 1064 01:02:46.583 --> 01:02:47.500 - Sorry, Jackie. 1065 01:02:54.125 --> 01:02:55.834 Layla, help Carmen. 1066 01:03:01.500 --> 01:03:04.583 - Oh god, ow, shit! 1067 01:03:04.583 --> 01:03:07.417 Oh, ow, god, that hurts so bad! 1068 01:03:08.959 --> 01:03:11.583 - I, I am so sorry. 1069 01:03:11.583 --> 01:03:13.625 I don't condone violence against women, 1070 01:03:13.625 --> 01:03:17.709 but you, you two fucking suck. 1071 01:03:17.709 --> 01:03:18.542 God. 1072 01:03:19.458 --> 01:03:20.875 - Wait! 1073 01:03:20.875 --> 01:03:22.041 - We gotta go, Sam. 1074 01:03:22.041 --> 01:03:23.583 - We can't leave. 1075 01:03:23.583 --> 01:03:25.834 - Yes we can, just get in the car. 1076 01:03:25.834 --> 01:03:27.834 - No, Warren and Brad are still in the house. 1077 01:03:27.834 --> 01:03:29.500 And if we leave now, they'll die. 1078 01:03:30.709 --> 01:03:31.959 - Fuck. 1079 01:03:31.959 --> 01:03:34.875 - Well, your first rescue mission sucked balls, 1080 01:03:34.875 --> 01:03:35.917 so what do we do now? 1081 01:03:43.208 --> 01:03:44.041 - Kayla. 1082 01:03:44.875 --> 01:03:45.709 There's no time. 1083 01:03:46.917 --> 01:03:48.333 We'll worry about them later. 1084 01:04:12.959 --> 01:04:14.291 - From where thou was, 1085 01:04:14.291 --> 01:04:16.333 take he with to return. 1086 01:04:16.333 --> 01:04:18.375 Take thy soul and return 1087 01:04:18.375 --> 01:04:20.125 the body that was once ye, 1088 01:04:20.125 --> 01:04:22.166 for these words to set thou free. 1089 01:04:24.125 --> 01:04:27.166 With the power of the ancestors and moon in decline, 1090 01:04:27.166 --> 01:04:29.041 return to what was once yours. 1091 01:04:30.083 --> 01:04:32.709 Eyes of blue, return to my ark realm. 1092 01:04:32.709 --> 01:04:35.166 With the light of the moon and blood of this dope, 1093 01:04:35.166 --> 01:04:37.542 allow these words and power to intertwine. 1094 01:04:37.542 --> 01:04:39.542 Return thy soul to that which is mine. 1095 01:04:48.458 --> 01:04:49.291 - Did it work? 1096 01:04:50.917 --> 01:04:51.792 - Patience. 1097 01:05:22.291 --> 01:05:23.166 Welcome back. 1098 01:05:24.917 --> 01:05:26.834 - I feel weak. 1099 01:05:26.834 --> 01:05:28.709 How long since I drew my last breath? 1100 01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:31.166 - 200 years. 1101 01:05:36.000 --> 01:05:37.333 - Things have changed. 1102 01:05:40.458 --> 01:05:41.291 - Dracula. 1103 01:05:43.667 --> 01:05:45.583 Your resurrection was for a purpose. 1104 01:05:47.250 --> 01:05:48.709 We wish for eternal youth. 1105 01:05:50.000 --> 01:05:52.291 - As my brides, I will grant you such power. 1106 01:05:54.500 --> 01:05:55.375 - Your brides? 1107 01:05:56.417 --> 01:05:59.583 - You must first pledge your body and souls to me. 1108 01:05:59.583 --> 01:06:01.500 Worship me, serve me. 1109 01:06:02.750 --> 01:06:06.208 - Um, yeah, no, that sounds a bit like slavery to me. 1110 01:06:07.083 --> 01:06:08.583 - You should be grateful. 1111 01:06:08.583 --> 01:06:10.542 To serve me is your true purpose. 1112 01:06:11.458 --> 01:06:13.959 - Um, no, I don't think so. 1113 01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:16.709 - You dare disobey your master? 1114 01:06:18.083 --> 01:06:19.375 - You're not our master. 1115 01:06:20.750 --> 01:06:23.625 - Never has a follower disrespected me as you do. 1116 01:06:24.875 --> 01:06:26.959 - We brought you back to life, 1117 01:06:26.959 --> 01:06:29.041 we deserve what we asked for. 1118 01:06:29.041 --> 01:06:30.041 - Deserve? 1119 01:06:30.041 --> 01:06:33.250 Your witchcraft gives you the right to demand from Dracula? 1120 01:06:33.250 --> 01:06:34.917 - You owe us your life now. 1121 01:06:36.750 --> 01:06:38.291 - Eternal youth. 1122 01:06:38.291 --> 01:06:40.625 Why do you demand such a curse? 1123 01:06:40.625 --> 01:06:41.667 - We're models. 1124 01:06:42.959 --> 01:06:43.792 - You're what? 1125 01:06:44.750 --> 01:06:46.834 - We earn a living through modeling and brand deals. 1126 01:06:46.834 --> 01:06:49.583 Staying young forever would skyrocket our careers. 1127 01:06:49.583 --> 01:06:52.500 - I have half a million followers on Instagram. 1128 01:06:52.500 --> 01:06:55.375 - What devilish world have you brought me back to? 1129 01:06:55.375 --> 01:06:56.291 - Give us what we want, 1130 01:06:56.291 --> 01:06:59.083 or we'll send you right back to where you came from. 1131 01:06:59.083 --> 01:07:01.250 - You dare threaten Dracula? 1132 01:07:01.250 --> 01:07:02.792 I am all powerful. 1133 01:07:02.792 --> 01:07:03.625 Tonight will be- 1134 01:07:09.542 --> 01:07:11.166 - I remembered how to reload it. 1135 01:07:12.291 --> 01:07:15.583 - This is not how this night was supposed to go. 1136 01:07:15.583 --> 01:07:17.542 - Brad was a beautiful human being. 1137 01:07:17.542 --> 01:07:19.583 - Put the gun down, Jackie. 1138 01:07:19.583 --> 01:07:20.792 We're friends, remember? 1139 01:07:22.583 --> 01:07:23.875 - Fuck off, Carmen. 1140 01:07:26.583 --> 01:07:28.001 - Kill them. 1141 01:07:29.834 --> 01:07:30.667 - Run. 1142 01:07:31.750 --> 01:07:33.083 - Shit, oh shit! 1143 01:07:40.166 --> 01:07:42.834 Jesus, fuck, Jesus! 1144 01:07:46.959 --> 01:07:48.709 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1145 01:07:50.333 --> 01:07:52.000 - You bitch. 1146 01:07:52.000 --> 01:07:53.125 - I, I, I, I'm not a bitch, 1147 01:07:53.125 --> 01:07:55.083 you're, you're a bitch. 1148 01:07:56.125 --> 01:07:56.959 Oh shit. 1149 01:07:59.667 --> 01:08:01.208 - Hi. 1150 01:08:01.208 --> 01:08:02.125 Hi. 1151 01:08:02.125 --> 01:08:03.834 - You're very pretty. 1152 01:08:03.834 --> 01:08:04.709 Thanks. 1153 01:08:05.625 --> 01:08:08.041 - Your eyebrows are shaped nicely, 1154 01:08:08.041 --> 01:08:09.709 and your face is attractive too. 1155 01:08:09.709 --> 01:08:11.625 Thank you, that means a lot. 1156 01:08:15.750 --> 01:08:18.291 - Jackie. 1157 01:08:37.709 --> 01:08:40.291 - Wake up, wake up! 1158 01:08:40.291 --> 01:08:42.083 Wake up, you worthless fossil. 1159 01:08:43.083 --> 01:08:43.917 Wake up! 1160 01:08:47.458 --> 01:08:48.875 - Come on, let's go. 1161 01:08:53.792 --> 01:08:55.125 How do you like that, huh? 1162 01:09:02.709 --> 01:09:05.041 Oh shit. 1163 01:09:08.375 --> 01:09:09.542 Oh fuck, shit. 1164 01:09:11.792 --> 01:09:13.291 What the fuck do I do with this thing? 1165 01:09:13.291 --> 01:09:16.417 - My fucking Brandy Melville cardigan? 1166 01:09:25.709 --> 01:09:26.542 - Ew. 1167 01:09:27.500 --> 01:09:30.208 - I'm not very good with women, you know. 1168 01:09:30.208 --> 01:09:31.083 I'm pretty shy. 1169 01:09:31.083 --> 01:09:32.667 - That's nice. 1170 01:09:32.667 --> 01:09:35.792 I'm gonna kill you now, but it's nothing personal. 1171 01:09:35.792 --> 01:09:37.458 - I understand, but, 1172 01:09:38.625 --> 01:09:39.875 can I ask one thing? 1173 01:09:39.875 --> 01:09:41.458 - What? 1174 01:09:41.458 --> 01:09:42.291 - A kiss. 1175 01:09:43.375 --> 01:09:46.834 I'm a literally about to be killed by you, so... 1176 01:09:46.834 --> 01:09:47.667 - Fine. 1177 01:09:52.625 --> 01:09:53.458 - Ta da! 1178 01:10:14.001 --> 01:10:14.834 Oh. 1179 01:10:23.458 --> 01:10:24.291 Sorry. 1180 01:10:32.625 --> 01:10:34.166 - Jackie. 1181 01:10:37.417 --> 01:10:39.333 Where are you? 1182 01:10:42.709 --> 01:10:44.375 - Wake up. 1183 01:10:44.375 --> 01:10:46.166 Wake up. 1184 01:10:46.166 --> 01:10:48.041 Wake up. 1185 01:10:48.041 --> 01:10:49.583 Wake up. 1186 01:10:52.709 --> 01:10:55.041 - I grant you eternal youth. 1187 01:11:03.667 --> 01:11:08.125 - If you come out now, I promise I won't hurt you. 1188 01:11:12.959 --> 01:11:15.041 I'm getting impatient, Jackie. 1189 01:11:19.250 --> 01:11:20.625 Where the fuck are you? 1190 01:11:28.709 --> 01:11:29.583 - Howdy, neighbor. 1191 01:11:46.792 --> 01:11:47.625 Whoa. 1192 01:11:50.709 --> 01:11:51.542 - Jackie. 1193 01:11:51.542 --> 01:11:52.375 - I'm up here. 1194 01:11:53.750 --> 01:11:54.583 Guys. 1195 01:11:57.041 --> 01:11:57.875 Oh my god. 1196 01:12:02.458 --> 01:12:03.291 - Warren! 1197 01:12:06.291 --> 01:12:07.875 Warren. 1198 01:12:07.875 --> 01:12:08.709 Wake up, buddy. 1199 01:12:10.458 --> 01:12:11.583 - Here, we'll try this. 1200 01:12:26.625 --> 01:12:27.583 - What's happening? 1201 01:12:27.583 --> 01:12:29.000 - Relax. 1202 01:12:29.000 --> 01:12:29.834 They're all dead. 1203 01:12:31.083 --> 01:12:33.333 - But, they're dead? 1204 01:12:33.333 --> 01:12:34.166 - Yeah. 1205 01:12:36.291 --> 01:12:37.250 - How? 1206 01:12:37.250 --> 01:12:39.709 - Well, I blew one up with a grenade, 1207 01:12:39.709 --> 01:12:41.625 and Kevin stabbed the other one with... 1208 01:12:41.625 --> 01:12:42.917 - A crowbar. 1209 01:12:47.792 --> 01:12:48.625 bitch. 1210 01:12:51.083 --> 01:12:52.625 - And you killed Carmen, right? 1211 01:12:53.917 --> 01:12:54.750 - Yeah. 1212 01:12:55.875 --> 01:12:58.792 Um, I sprayed her with holy water. 1213 01:12:59.834 --> 01:13:01.166 Did not work. 1214 01:13:02.125 --> 01:13:03.375 At all. 1215 01:13:03.375 --> 01:13:04.834 Then I shot her in the face. 1216 01:13:06.542 --> 01:13:07.375 - Huh. 1217 01:13:08.875 --> 01:13:10.375 How about the other one? 1218 01:13:12.375 --> 01:13:14.125 - Dracula killed her. 1219 01:13:15.166 --> 01:13:16.542 - I'm sorry? 1220 01:13:16.542 --> 01:13:17.959 Did you say Dracula? 1221 01:13:19.291 --> 01:13:20.125 Seriously? 1222 01:13:34.583 --> 01:13:36.917 So Brad was a virgin, huh? 1223 01:13:36.917 --> 01:13:37.750 - Yeah. 1224 01:13:38.834 --> 01:13:41.417 - It took 50 men to defeat Dracula. 1225 01:13:42.542 --> 01:13:43.834 Now he's on the loose. 1226 01:13:47.583 --> 01:13:49.083 - It's your birthright, isn't it? 1227 01:13:49.083 --> 01:13:50.583 To kill Dracula. 1228 01:13:50.583 --> 01:13:52.250 - Oh, it is now I guess. 1229 01:13:58.500 --> 01:13:59.333 - Thanks. 1230 01:14:00.375 --> 01:14:01.208 - For what? 1231 01:14:02.083 --> 01:14:05.125 - For making me feel a part of this. 1232 01:14:05.125 --> 01:14:08.625 Even though I'm not, I have no idea what's going on. 1233 01:14:10.250 --> 01:14:11.375 It's still pretty cool. 1234 01:14:12.792 --> 01:14:14.000 - Yeah, right. 1235 01:14:18.500 --> 01:14:20.250 - You need any help with this? 1236 01:14:20.250 --> 01:14:21.083 - No, no, no. 1237 01:14:21.083 --> 01:14:22.417 No, no, I can take care of it, 1238 01:14:22.417 --> 01:14:24.250 so you just get outta here. 1239 01:14:24.250 --> 01:14:25.083 - Right. 1240 01:14:25.083 --> 01:14:25.917 - Just go. 1241 01:14:27.083 --> 01:14:27.917 - If you say so. 1242 01:14:30.709 --> 01:14:32.000 - Hey Sam. 1243 01:14:32.000 --> 01:14:32.834 - Yo. 1244 01:14:33.875 --> 01:14:36.834 - Are you gonna become an accountant like your father? 1245 01:14:38.792 --> 01:14:39.625 - I don't know. 1246 01:14:41.417 --> 01:14:43.083 Probably. 1247 01:14:43.083 --> 01:14:44.001 - All right, um, 1248 01:14:45.458 --> 01:14:47.375 if you decide not to, 1249 01:14:49.250 --> 01:14:51.792 maybe you can come work for me, you know? 1250 01:14:54.417 --> 01:14:55.542 - Yes! 1251 01:14:55.542 --> 01:14:56.750 Yes, yes! 1252 01:14:56.750 --> 01:14:57.750 Yes. 1253 01:14:57.750 --> 01:14:59.458 Yes. - Oh shit, 1254 01:14:59.458 --> 01:15:00.583 can't take it back now. 1255 01:15:02.625 --> 01:15:04.959 - So, what's your deal, man? 1256 01:15:07.959 --> 01:15:10.750 - My high school crush was a psycho vampire 1257 01:15:10.750 --> 01:15:12.125 that I shot in the face. 1258 01:15:13.250 --> 01:15:15.208 - No, I meant between us. 1259 01:15:16.125 --> 01:15:17.333 You've seemed really bummed out lately, 1260 01:15:17.333 --> 01:15:19.667 and I just, I just wanna make sure you're cool. 1261 01:15:24.709 --> 01:15:27.959 - Yeah, I just don't wanna lose my best friends, you know? 1262 01:15:29.959 --> 01:15:31.709 - You're not gonna lose us, Jackie. 1263 01:15:34.875 --> 01:15:37.333 - I just don't want things to, like, change. 1264 01:15:38.500 --> 01:15:40.500 - This is a stupid conversation. 1265 01:15:40.500 --> 01:15:41.417 - I know. 1266 01:15:41.417 --> 01:15:45.750 - No, I mean, we just killed three people. 1267 01:15:45.750 --> 01:15:47.959 I mean, sure, they were vampires, but shit. 1268 01:15:48.959 --> 01:15:51.250 I mean, nothing is gonna be the same from now on 1269 01:15:51.250 --> 01:15:54.500 except for the fact that we will always be best friends. 1270 01:15:56.542 --> 01:15:58.959 - Not to mention, somehow, 1271 01:15:58.959 --> 01:16:02.166 Dracula's running around in Brad's body, and... 1272 01:16:08.500 --> 01:16:09.875 - Is everyone damn hungry? 1273 01:16:09.875 --> 01:16:12.166 - I am fucking starving. 1274 01:16:13.417 --> 01:16:14.750 - Let's go. 1275 01:16:14.750 --> 01:16:16.792 Okay, so what about McDonald's? 1276 01:16:16.792 --> 01:16:18.125 They're open 24 hours. 1277 01:16:18.125 --> 01:16:19.500 McDonald's? 1278 01:16:19.500 --> 01:16:20.750 What's wrong with McDonald's? 1279 01:16:20.750 --> 01:16:22.291 I don't eat fast food. 1280 01:16:22.291 --> 01:16:23.959 How do you not eat fast food? 1281 01:16:23.959 --> 01:16:25.500 I'm a healthy guy, you know that. 1282 01:16:25.500 --> 01:16:27.083 What do you eat, grass? 1283 01:16:27.083 --> 01:16:28.750 Only on Saturdays. 1284 01:16:28.750 --> 01:16:30.208 Jesus. 1285 01:16:30.208 --> 01:16:32.625 All right, well Burger King? 1286 01:16:32.625 --> 01:16:35.041 We can go to Wilson Burger. 1287 01:16:51.875 --> 01:16:52.792 - Shit. 1288 01:16:52.792 --> 01:16:56.583 - Stop dying, you have a shield, use it. 1289 01:16:56.583 --> 01:16:59.125 - At least I'm not hiding in a tree hut somewhere. 1290 01:16:59.125 --> 01:17:01.417 - Don't shit on my strategy. 1291 01:17:01.417 --> 01:17:03.000 - I don't even know where either of you two are, 1292 01:17:03.000 --> 01:17:04.834 'cause I'm up here killing shit. 1293 01:17:04.834 --> 01:17:07.792 - Yeah, it's 'cause you got a hero right out the gate. 1294 01:17:07.792 --> 01:17:09.000 - Sam doesn't have the balls 1295 01:17:09.000 --> 01:17:11.500 to be anything but a hero character. 1296 01:17:11.500 --> 01:17:13.458 - Get on my level, then come talk to me. 1297 01:17:13.458 --> 01:17:16.041 - My, my mom wants to know if you guys 1298 01:17:16.041 --> 01:17:19.291 developed any dietary restrictions. 1299 01:17:19.291 --> 01:17:20.208 - Nope. 1300 01:17:20.208 --> 01:17:21.250 - Bring the turkey! 1301 01:17:23.917 --> 01:17:25.375 - Gotta go, got a call. 1302 01:17:25.375 --> 01:17:26.458 - Sam, you suck balls. 1303 01:17:27.500 --> 01:17:29.583 - Best Pest Control, this is Sam. 1304 01:17:29.583 --> 01:17:31.208 - Hi, it's me. 1305 01:17:31.208 --> 01:17:32.041 - Hey. 1306 01:17:33.000 --> 01:17:33.875 Are you okay? 1307 01:17:33.875 --> 01:17:35.291 - Oh, I'm fine. 1308 01:17:35.291 --> 01:17:37.792 Some wild dog cut up some sheep, 1309 01:17:37.792 --> 01:17:39.542 but I think I'm getting closer. 1310 01:17:41.333 --> 01:17:43.709 - There's something I need to tell you. 1311 01:17:43.709 --> 01:17:44.542 - What? 1312 01:17:45.875 --> 01:17:48.667 - You know how I told you about Brad's parents? 1313 01:17:51.959 --> 01:17:53.667 They haven't reported him missing. 1314 01:17:54.834 --> 01:17:56.250 - Why wouldn't they do that? 1315 01:17:57.542 --> 01:17:59.291 - See, that's what I wanted to know, 1316 01:17:59.291 --> 01:18:01.959 so I stole their mail. 1317 01:18:01.959 --> 01:18:04.542 - Hey Sam, what do you think you're doing? 1318 01:18:04.542 --> 01:18:08.291 - Warren, someone is sending letters to his parents as Brad. 1319 01:18:08.291 --> 01:18:09.542 - Whoa. 1320 01:18:09.542 --> 01:18:11.333 Where are those letters coming from? 1321 01:18:16.375 --> 01:18:17.750 - There's no return address. 1322 01:18:21.834 --> 01:18:24.208 Warren, is there something wrong? 1323 01:18:24.208 --> 01:18:26.667 - I'll be back in town in the morning, all right? 1324 01:18:28.041 --> 01:18:30.500 - That thing you were looking for, 1325 01:18:30.500 --> 01:18:33.125 I couldn't find it in the field journal you gave me. 1326 01:18:33.125 --> 01:18:35.208 - I wouldn't worry about it anymore, Sam. 1327 01:18:38.208 --> 01:18:39.333 All right. 1328 01:18:40.792 --> 01:18:41.792 Well, get some rest. 1329 01:18:42.959 --> 01:18:43.792 - Thanks.