WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:42.633 --> 00:00:44.175 Whoa! What is that, yo? 4 00:00:47.038 --> 00:00:49.372 It looks like some kind of alien spaceship. 5 00:00:49.507 --> 00:00:51.248 Oh, how wonderful. 6 00:00:51.383 --> 00:00:53.849 Perhaps these aliens are the peaceful kind 7 00:00:53.985 --> 00:00:55.319 that enjoy playing that 8 00:00:55.454 --> 00:00:57.452 song. 9 00:00:57.587 --> 00:00:59.555 If Hollywood movies have taught me anything, 10 00:00:59.691 --> 00:01:03.220 it's that space aliens only come here for one reason, 11 00:01:03.356 --> 00:01:04.456 to replace us! 12 00:01:04.591 --> 00:01:07.928 Well, no alien is replacing me. 13 00:01:18.537 --> 00:01:19.975 Greetings, Earthlings. 14 00:01:20.110 --> 00:01:21.705 We are the Nerdlucks. 15 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:24.609 Oh, my goodness. I know these guys. 16 00:01:24.745 --> 00:01:27.785 They're the aliens from Space Jam. 17 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:29.385 What's a Space Jam? 18 00:01:29.521 --> 00:01:31.580 It's only the greatest sports movie of all time. 19 00:01:31.716 --> 00:01:32.715 Sorry. Never heard of it. 20 00:01:32.850 --> 00:01:34.288 -Me neither. -Nor the I. 21 00:01:34.423 --> 00:01:36.227 How have you never heard of it? 22 00:01:36.362 --> 00:01:39.190 It stars Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan. 23 00:01:39.325 --> 00:01:40.466 Michael Jordan? 24 00:01:40.601 --> 00:01:41.891 Oh, yeah. 25 00:01:42.027 --> 00:01:44.132 That's the dude who sells all them shoes. 26 00:01:44.268 --> 00:01:48.238 Oh, I wish to watch the movie about the salesman who plays the basketball. 27 00:01:48.373 --> 00:01:51.435 Well, we happen to own a copy on VHS. 28 00:01:51.570 --> 00:01:53.475 But our VCR is busted. 29 00:01:53.610 --> 00:01:55.945 No problem. We've got a VCR in the tower. 30 00:01:56.080 --> 00:01:57.379 We can watch it there. 31 00:01:57.515 --> 00:01:58.576 -Yeah, let's check this out. -Oh, yeah! 32 00:01:58.711 --> 00:01:59.575 -Excellent! -Let's do this. 33 00:01:59.711 --> 00:02:01.483 Wait, are you guys crazy? 34 00:02:04.385 --> 00:02:07.993 Inviting these aliens into our home is a horrible idea, Titans. 35 00:02:08.128 --> 00:02:10.458 How do we know we can even trust them? 36 00:02:10.593 --> 00:02:12.527 Just sit down and watch the movie, dude. 37 00:02:18.997 --> 00:02:21.329 Oh, yeah. Space Jam! 38 00:02:21.465 --> 00:02:22.306 No. 39 00:02:24.302 --> 00:02:29.511 This is Teen Titans Go! See Space Jam. 40 00:02:29.647 --> 00:02:31.612 Now let's fast forward to get to the good stuff. 41 00:02:34.317 --> 00:02:37.584 I just feel at this particular time that I reached the pinnacle 42 00:02:37.720 --> 00:02:40.516 of my basketball career and I must retire. 43 00:02:40.652 --> 00:02:42.759 Holdup. MJ is retiring? 44 00:02:42.894 --> 00:02:45.490 Nice going, Cyborg. You skip to the end of the movie. 45 00:02:45.625 --> 00:02:47.299 Nah, this is the beginning. 46 00:02:47.434 --> 00:02:50.428 But he said he was the done playing the basketball. 47 00:02:50.564 --> 00:02:52.129 Yeah, he says that a lot. 48 00:02:52.264 --> 00:02:55.198 ...anybody this, except for one person, and, uh... 49 00:02:55.333 --> 00:02:58.472 but I think I'm gonna go and play professional baseball. 50 00:02:58.608 --> 00:03:00.136 What position will you play? 51 00:03:00.271 --> 00:03:02.346 I don't know. As a kid, I was a pitcher. 52 00:03:02.481 --> 00:03:04.139 I think that'd be kind of hard for me to pitch, 53 00:03:04.275 --> 00:03:05.877 so I think I'm gonna play the outfield now. 54 00:03:22.636 --> 00:03:23.894 No way! 55 00:03:24.029 --> 00:03:26.137 There's an amusement park in space? 56 00:03:26.273 --> 00:03:28.904 And look, it's named after Robin. 57 00:03:29.039 --> 00:03:30.873 Ha. Very funny. 58 00:03:31.008 --> 00:03:34.708 But mark my words, Titans, you're all making a huge mistake. 59 00:03:55.133 --> 00:03:56.697 Woo-hoo! 60 00:03:58.735 --> 00:04:00.996 Let's get out of here, Dad, this stinks. 61 00:04:01.132 --> 00:04:03.407 Don't bring me here anymore, all right? 62 00:04:03.542 --> 00:04:05.106 Don't bring me here anymore, all right? 63 00:04:05.241 --> 00:04:06.569 Are you listening? 64 00:04:06.704 --> 00:04:07.812 Did you hear him? 65 00:04:07.947 --> 00:04:09.309 Did you hear him? 66 00:04:09.445 --> 00:04:11.314 That little brat is right. 67 00:04:11.450 --> 00:04:14.181 I've told you, if I've told you once... 68 00:04:14.317 --> 00:04:16.086 Yo, that's Danny DeVito. 69 00:04:16.221 --> 00:04:17.952 My dude played The Penguin. 70 00:04:18.087 --> 00:04:21.385 Man, where's Batman. 71 00:04:21.520 --> 00:04:25.797 I told you a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times! 72 00:04:25.933 --> 00:04:28.427 We need new attractions. 73 00:04:28.562 --> 00:04:29.633 -Right! -New ones. 74 00:04:29.769 --> 00:04:30.601 Uh-huh. 75 00:04:30.737 --> 00:04:31.629 Get it? 76 00:04:31.764 --> 00:04:32.935 Big, shiny new things. Yeah. 77 00:04:33.070 --> 00:04:34.271 Absolutely, sir. 78 00:04:34.407 --> 00:04:36.231 Look at me. Look at me and listen. 79 00:04:36.366 --> 00:04:38.941 -The customer is always right. - 80 00:04:39.077 --> 00:04:39.977 Right. 81 00:04:40.112 --> 00:04:41.570 What is he the doing? 82 00:04:41.706 --> 00:04:43.480 He's smoking. 83 00:04:43.615 --> 00:04:46.608 But smoking is so bad for you, yo. 84 00:04:46.743 --> 00:04:47.911 Right. 85 00:04:48.047 --> 00:04:49.785 -Okay, we need something-- -Oop! 86 00:04:49.921 --> 00:04:51.147 My bad. 87 00:04:51.282 --> 00:04:52.951 -We need something... - 88 00:04:53.760 --> 00:04:54.659 Nutty. 89 00:04:54.794 --> 00:04:56.785 Nutty? 90 00:04:56.921 --> 00:04:59.555 I hopes ya'll don't mind, but I loves counting butt shots in movies. 91 00:04:59.690 --> 00:05:01.759 That's one. 92 00:05:01.895 --> 00:05:03.932 -Something wacky. - Wacky. 93 00:05:04.068 --> 00:05:05.929 We need something, something, something, something-- 94 00:05:06.064 --> 00:05:08.169 -We need something- -Looney? Oops. 95 00:05:08.304 --> 00:05:09.739 Looney. Thank you. 96 00:05:09.875 --> 00:05:11.101 Looney? 97 00:05:13.608 --> 00:05:15.072 I'm an elk! Shoot me! 98 00:05:20.481 --> 00:05:22.581 Yes! Looney! Yes! 99 00:05:22.716 --> 00:05:25.251 Now you're talking. Looney. 100 00:05:25.386 --> 00:05:29.085 Looney. That's it, that's the word I was looking for, Looney. 101 00:05:29.220 --> 00:05:31.620 -Get the Looney Tunes. -Looney Tunes! 102 00:05:31.755 --> 00:05:32.523 Bring 'em here. 103 00:05:32.659 --> 00:05:35.625 Sir, just noticing, sir. 104 00:05:35.761 --> 00:05:37.363 They're from Earth. 105 00:05:37.499 --> 00:05:38.897 What if they can't come? 106 00:05:39.033 --> 00:05:41.969 What did you say? What if they can't come? 107 00:05:42.105 --> 00:05:43.700 Uh-huh? 108 00:05:43.836 --> 00:05:45.810 -Make 'em. -Cool. 109 00:05:45.946 --> 00:05:47.640 Make 'em. 110 00:05:47.775 --> 00:05:49.205 We're gonna get 'em. 111 00:05:49.340 --> 00:05:50.976 We're gonna get 'em. Yeah, right. 112 00:06:00.521 --> 00:06:02.221 Cyborg's fun fact. 113 00:06:02.356 --> 00:06:05.221 The number 45 was Michael's high school jersey number. 114 00:06:05.964 --> 00:06:07.394 Strike! 115 00:06:09.861 --> 00:06:11.366 Looks good in a uniform. 116 00:06:11.502 --> 00:06:13.530 Looks great. Can't teach that. 117 00:06:13.665 --> 00:06:14.934 Can't teach it. 118 00:06:15.633 --> 00:06:17.073 Podolak! 119 00:06:17.209 --> 00:06:18.542 Podolak, come here. 120 00:06:18.677 --> 00:06:20.478 -I'm sorry I didn't mean... -Come here. 121 00:06:21.541 --> 00:06:23.108 Yes, sir? 122 00:06:23.243 --> 00:06:24.881 I want you to make sure that nobody bothers Michael. 123 00:06:25.016 --> 00:06:26.708 I want him to be the happiest player in the world. 124 00:06:26.844 --> 00:06:28.013 The happiest. 125 00:06:29.188 --> 00:06:31.214 Slider. Don't swing. 126 00:06:36.524 --> 00:06:37.858 Strike three! 127 00:06:37.994 --> 00:06:40.496 -I told you not to swing. -Couldn't help it. 128 00:06:40.632 --> 00:06:42.628 I understand. Hey, nice talking to ya. 129 00:06:50.404 --> 00:06:53.077 Wow. Everyone's so supportive of Michael striking out. 130 00:06:53.213 --> 00:06:57.580 I believe they are hoping to get the free sneakers from the nice salesman. 131 00:06:57.715 --> 00:06:59.451 We're not worried. We're not worried. 132 00:07:02.383 --> 00:07:04.748 -Good job, Michael -Get out there, Michael. Don't worry. 133 00:07:04.883 --> 00:07:05.783 Good try. Good hustle. 134 00:07:05.918 --> 00:07:08.125 Good cut, Michael. Good cut. 135 00:07:08.261 --> 00:07:10.518 That was a strike out, Mike. That was a good-looking strike out. Real good. 136 00:07:10.653 --> 00:07:12.189 I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. 137 00:07:12.324 --> 00:07:13.956 When I strike out, man, it looks nasty, man. 138 00:07:14.091 --> 00:07:15.434 At least you look good, man. 139 00:07:17.465 --> 00:07:19.064 Hi, Mr. Jordan. 140 00:07:19.997 --> 00:07:21.730 Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan-- 141 00:07:26.243 --> 00:07:27.446 Ow, jeez. 142 00:07:31.716 --> 00:07:34.144 You all right? That was a nasty fall. 143 00:07:34.280 --> 00:07:37.914 Yeah. Oh, I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan 144 00:07:38.050 --> 00:07:40.019 I'm the Barons' new publicist. 145 00:07:41.286 --> 00:07:43.257 I'm here to make your life easier. 146 00:07:43.393 --> 00:07:45.160 You want me to drive you somewhere, I will drive you anywhere. 147 00:07:45.295 --> 00:07:47.063 You want me to pick up your laundry, babysit your kids, 148 00:07:47.199 --> 00:07:48.364 I will do it. 149 00:07:48.500 --> 00:07:50.260 I knew I recognized that dude. 150 00:07:50.395 --> 00:07:52.997 That's that fool from Jurassic Park, yo. 151 00:07:53.132 --> 00:07:55.670 I am here to personally guarantee 152 00:07:55.806 --> 00:07:58.510 that no one will ever bother you. 153 00:08:04.617 --> 00:08:07.512 Friends, look. It is the Santy Claus. 154 00:08:07.647 --> 00:08:09.312 Ho, ho, ho. 155 00:08:12.488 --> 00:08:13.525 What was that? 156 00:08:19.097 --> 00:08:20.130 Hang on. 157 00:08:20.265 --> 00:08:23.162 Hanging on. 158 00:08:23.297 --> 00:08:25.266 Why is Looney Tunes in the center of the Earth? 159 00:08:25.402 --> 00:08:28.196 Because it's the looniest place the writers could think of. 160 00:08:28.332 --> 00:08:30.366 -Oh. Whatever. 161 00:08:33.807 --> 00:08:35.837 -Bombastic. -Cool. 162 00:08:46.454 --> 00:08:48.853 All right, you irascible bunny. Come back. 163 00:08:48.988 --> 00:08:50.858 Ho, ho. There's my man Bugs. 164 00:08:50.993 --> 00:08:52.696 I'll be with you in a second, folks, 165 00:08:52.831 --> 00:08:55.632 after I finish with nature boy here. Oop. 166 00:08:55.768 --> 00:08:59.329 All right, pesky wabbit. I've got you now. 167 00:09:00.569 --> 00:09:02.667 Here's a fun fact. 168 00:09:02.802 --> 00:09:05.203 Bugs Bunny got his name when legendary animator "Ben-Bugs" Hardaway 169 00:09:05.339 --> 00:09:07.203 drew a sketch of a rabbit which got labeled 170 00:09:07.339 --> 00:09:09.647 by his fellow coworkers as Bugs' Bunny. 171 00:09:09.782 --> 00:09:11.550 And Elmer Fudd was originally named Egghead. 172 00:09:13.019 --> 00:09:13.948 Ouch. 173 00:09:15.318 --> 00:09:16.214 Hmm. 174 00:09:18.786 --> 00:09:21.718 One small step for moi! 175 00:09:21.854 --> 00:09:24.856 Moi! - One giant leap for Moron Mountain! 176 00:09:24.992 --> 00:09:27.355 - 177 00:09:27.491 --> 00:09:30.129 And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd. 178 00:09:34.505 --> 00:09:36.370 Diminutive. Ain't they? 179 00:09:36.505 --> 00:09:39.407 -We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny. -Yeah, Bugs Bunny. 180 00:09:39.542 --> 00:09:40.375 Have you seen him? 181 00:09:40.510 --> 00:09:41.410 Where is this guy? 182 00:09:41.545 --> 00:09:43.411 Is he around? 183 00:09:43.546 --> 00:09:45.575 Hmm... Bugs Bunny. 184 00:09:45.711 --> 00:09:50.120 Bugs Bunny. Say, does he have great, big long ears? 185 00:09:50.255 --> 00:09:51.420 Like this? 186 00:09:51.555 --> 00:09:53.084 Yeah. 187 00:09:53.220 --> 00:09:56.089 And does he hop around like this? 188 00:09:59.332 --> 00:10:00.832 Yeah. 189 00:10:00.968 --> 00:10:03.459 Well, does he say, "What's up, Doc?" like this? 190 00:10:05.430 --> 00:10:07.634 Eh... What's up, Doc? 191 00:10:07.769 --> 00:10:08.833 Yeah. 192 00:10:08.969 --> 00:10:10.999 Nope, never heard of him. 193 00:10:11.135 --> 00:10:13.645 Aw! 194 00:10:13.780 --> 00:10:16.338 You know, maybe there is no intelligent life 195 00:10:16.474 --> 00:10:18.441 out there in the universe after all. 196 00:10:22.722 --> 00:10:25.957 Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune. 197 00:10:26.093 --> 00:10:29.889 Ah-ha! Even more proof that these Nerdlucks are evil! 198 00:10:30.024 --> 00:10:31.656 Ah, Bugs kinda had that coming. 199 00:10:31.791 --> 00:10:33.088 Okay, bunny. 200 00:10:33.224 --> 00:10:35.390 Gather up your Tune pals. 201 00:10:35.526 --> 00:10:38.727 We're taking you for a ride. 202 00:10:38.863 --> 00:10:41.365 So, like, where we goin'? 203 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:48.212 Are we there yet? 204 00:10:48.347 --> 00:10:50.045 Ah, I'm really sorry it took so long, but, you know... 205 00:10:50.181 --> 00:10:52.083 Sherm, Sherm, don't, don't worry about it. 206 00:10:52.219 --> 00:10:53.408 ...that exit on 65 wasn't clearly marked. It was like-- 207 00:10:53.544 --> 00:10:54.984 Hold. Hold on. Right here. 208 00:10:55.119 --> 00:10:55.513 What, here? - Yes. Right here. 209 00:10:55.649 --> 00:10:56.452 Oh. 210 00:10:56.587 --> 00:10:57.886 So that's MJ's house? 211 00:10:58.021 --> 00:11:00.483 He must make the modest of the salaries. 212 00:11:00.619 --> 00:11:02.153 Thanks for the ride, Sherm. I appreciate it. 213 00:11:02.288 --> 00:11:04.491 -It's Stan, Mike. -I'm sorry. 214 00:11:04.626 --> 00:11:06.454 But that's all right. You can call me Sherm if you want to. 215 00:11:06.590 --> 00:11:08.695 Because I followed your whole career 216 00:11:08.831 --> 00:11:09.630 -and I just think you're the greatest athlete that's... -Stan! Stan, Stan, Stan. 217 00:11:09.765 --> 00:11:11.065 ...that's ever lived. 218 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:13.166 Gimme that remote! I wanna see more Bugs. 219 00:11:21.942 --> 00:11:23.009 Stop the music! 220 00:11:23.145 --> 00:11:24.976 -Top duck comin' through! -Hey! 221 00:11:25.111 --> 00:11:27.013 Jeez! It's gettin' so a guy 222 00:11:27.149 --> 00:11:28.881 can't even get himself wet around here! 223 00:11:29.017 --> 00:11:31.682 So, what's the big emergency? 224 00:11:31.817 --> 00:11:34.390 Uh, these little guys would like to make an announcement. 225 00:11:34.526 --> 00:11:36.024 Here you go, shorty. 226 00:11:36.160 --> 00:11:38.155 -All right. All right. 227 00:11:38.291 --> 00:11:41.860 You, all of you, 228 00:11:41.995 --> 00:11:44.559 are now our prisoners! 229 00:11:44.695 --> 00:11:47.299 See! I told you they want to abduct us! 230 00:11:50.008 --> 00:11:54.736 Ooh! We're in big trouble now. 231 00:11:54.871 --> 00:11:58.039 We are taking you to our theme park in outer space. 232 00:11:58.174 --> 00:11:59.175 No fooling. 233 00:11:59.310 --> 00:12:00.719 Where you will be our slaves 234 00:12:00.854 --> 00:12:03.012 and placed on display for the amusement 235 00:12:03.148 --> 00:12:04.381 of our paying customers. 236 00:12:04.517 --> 00:12:08.351 Oh, fear clutches my breast. 237 00:12:08.487 --> 00:12:11.253 Okay. If these Nerdlucks are so friendly, 238 00:12:11.388 --> 00:12:13.191 then why is Bugs chained up? 239 00:12:13.327 --> 00:12:15.066 He's just doing a little street magic. 240 00:12:15.202 --> 00:12:18.502 But they just called all of the Looney Tunes their prisoners! 241 00:12:18.638 --> 00:12:20.233 It's all part of the act, yo. 242 00:12:20.368 --> 00:12:23.597 I don't know. Something smells fishy... 243 00:12:23.733 --> 00:12:25.601 That would be your breath, Robin. 244 00:12:28.042 --> 00:12:31.409 We ain't a-goin' nowheres! 245 00:12:32.813 --> 00:12:34.181 Whoa guns! 246 00:12:34.316 --> 00:12:36.084 How bouts we make this a bit more kid friendly? 247 00:12:37.621 --> 00:12:38.548 That's better. 248 00:12:39.588 --> 00:12:40.517 Oh. 249 00:12:44.387 --> 00:12:46.730 Eh, not so fast, doc. 250 00:12:46.866 --> 00:12:48.695 You just can't turn us into slaves, 251 00:12:48.830 --> 00:12:50.363 that would be bad. 252 00:12:50.499 --> 00:12:52.402 You've gotta give us a chance to defend ourselves. 253 00:12:52.538 --> 00:12:54.903 Oh, yeah? Who says? 254 00:12:55.038 --> 00:12:56.065 Says who? - Why? 255 00:12:56.201 --> 00:12:57.303 That's another one! 256 00:12:59.577 --> 00:13:00.940 Just a sec. 257 00:13:01.076 --> 00:13:03.314 There! Read em and weep, boys. 258 00:13:03.450 --> 00:13:04.882 What's this? 259 00:13:05.018 --> 00:13:07.582 "Give them a chance to defend themselves." 260 00:13:07.718 --> 00:13:09.653 Do we have to? 261 00:13:09.788 --> 00:13:11.049 -It's in the rule book. -It is. 262 00:13:11.185 --> 00:13:13.383 Okay. It is in the rule book. 263 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:16.289 Uno momento! We have to confer. 264 00:13:18.892 --> 00:13:20.460 Cyborg fun fact. 265 00:13:20.595 --> 00:13:22.795 This scene is a reference to the 1970 movie, Patton, 266 00:13:22.931 --> 00:13:23.997 which won Best Picture. 267 00:13:24.133 --> 00:13:26.097 But do you know which 2018 movie 268 00:13:26.233 --> 00:13:27.762 should have won best picture? 269 00:13:30.905 --> 00:13:32.608 All right, troops. 270 00:13:32.743 --> 00:13:34.502 It is for us to choose 271 00:13:34.637 --> 00:13:36.480 a battlefield that affords us-- 272 00:13:36.616 --> 00:13:38.042 I got it. 273 00:13:38.177 --> 00:13:40.878 Yes, Private Porkster? 274 00:13:41.013 --> 00:13:45.417 How about we challenge them to a spelling bee? 275 00:13:45.552 --> 00:13:48.985 Say... We could have a bowling tournament. 276 00:13:50.956 --> 00:13:54.288 Sufferin' Succotash! What's wrong with all of ya? 277 00:13:54.424 --> 00:13:55.824 I say, we get a ladder, 278 00:13:55.959 --> 00:13:58.262 wait till the old lady's outta the room, 279 00:13:58.397 --> 00:14:00.869 then grab that little bird. 280 00:14:01.004 --> 00:14:02.835 -Whoa! Whoa! 281 00:14:02.971 --> 00:14:05.172 Take a deep breath, Sly! 282 00:14:05.307 --> 00:14:07.675 Okay, let's analyze the competition. 283 00:14:07.811 --> 00:14:09.011 Hmm. That's a good idea. 284 00:14:09.147 --> 00:14:11.009 Now, uh, what are we lookin' at here? 285 00:14:11.144 --> 00:14:12.477 Let's see. 286 00:14:12.612 --> 00:14:14.149 We got a small race of invading aliens. 287 00:14:15.181 --> 00:14:18.214 Small arms! Short legs! 288 00:14:18.350 --> 00:14:20.083 -Not very fast. -Hmm. 289 00:14:20.218 --> 00:14:21.820 Tiny little guys. 290 00:14:21.955 --> 00:14:24.554 Can't jump high. 291 00:14:24.690 --> 00:14:26.929 Hey! They's just described you, Robin. 292 00:14:27.065 --> 00:14:28.431 Very funny. 293 00:14:28.567 --> 00:14:30.968 Uh-huh. 294 00:14:33.369 --> 00:14:36.871 We challenge you to a basketball game. 295 00:14:37.006 --> 00:14:39.369 All right. Basketball it is! 296 00:14:39.504 --> 00:14:41.942 -Basketball! -Oh boy, oh boy. 297 00:14:42.078 --> 00:14:44.847 All right! What is basketball? 298 00:14:44.982 --> 00:14:46.379 -What's that? -Beats me. 299 00:14:46.515 --> 00:14:47.242 -We didn't have that in school. -I have no idea. 300 00:14:47.377 --> 00:14:48.453 -What? -Lights! 301 00:14:48.588 --> 00:14:50.421 Pardon me! Oop, sorry. 302 00:14:50.557 --> 00:14:52.552 Hey! Down in front! 303 00:14:55.358 --> 00:14:58.286 An exhilarating team sport currently growing rapidly in popularity... 304 00:14:58.422 --> 00:14:59.854 And the game is on! 305 00:15:01.191 --> 00:15:02.593 No good! 306 00:15:02.729 --> 00:15:04.200 Over here! Over here! Over here! Over here! 307 00:15:04.335 --> 00:15:07.367 And nothing! Still can't get it in the basket. Man! 308 00:15:07.502 --> 00:15:09.369 Looks like the crowd is having none of it. 309 00:15:10.335 --> 00:15:13.073 From downtown... Boom! 310 00:15:13.208 --> 00:15:15.045 ...Association. 311 00:15:15.181 --> 00:15:18.047 Featuring the best players in the world! 312 00:15:18.183 --> 00:15:21.381 -The best players in the world. -The best! 313 00:15:40.700 --> 00:15:42.039 Excuse me. - Excuse me. 314 00:15:42.175 --> 00:15:43.166 I'm so sorry. - Sorry. 315 00:15:43.301 --> 00:15:45.339 Excuse me. 316 00:15:45.474 --> 00:15:47.371 Ouch! Get your feet out of my nose! 317 00:15:47.506 --> 00:15:49.206 Be quiet, they're looking! 318 00:15:49.341 --> 00:15:51.906 Hey! It's basketball. 319 00:15:52.917 --> 00:15:55.382 -Where? -Whoa! Now what? 320 00:15:59.085 --> 00:16:00.316 Hey hey! 321 00:16:00.452 --> 00:16:02.124 Fun Fact. Patricia Heaton 322 00:16:02.260 --> 00:16:03.825 starred on the sitcom, The Middle, 323 00:16:03.961 --> 00:16:05.226 which was filmed next door 324 00:16:05.361 --> 00:16:06.922 to the offices of Teen Titans Go! 325 00:16:07.057 --> 00:16:08.761 What? What? - She's looking again. 326 00:16:08.896 --> 00:16:10.296 Close it up! Close it up! - Tightly. 327 00:16:10.432 --> 00:16:12.630 You poked me again. 328 00:16:14.807 --> 00:16:16.306 -Sweetheart. -What? 329 00:16:16.441 --> 00:16:17.599 I thought you were gonna get better seats this year. 330 00:16:17.734 --> 00:16:18.971 This is as good as I could get. 331 00:16:19.107 --> 00:16:20.573 This guy next to me 332 00:16:20.708 --> 00:16:22.336 is doing something very weird in his raincoat. 333 00:16:22.472 --> 00:16:24.039 Pop quiz time. 334 00:16:24.175 --> 00:16:27.280 Dan Castellaneta is the voice of which famous TV dummy? 335 00:16:27.416 --> 00:16:30.786 If you guessed Robin you'd be wrong! 336 00:16:30.922 --> 00:16:32.518 Robin isn't famous at all. 337 00:16:32.653 --> 00:16:34.119 Honey, will you just let me watch the game? 338 00:16:34.254 --> 00:16:36.090 Barkley's killing us! 339 00:16:36.225 --> 00:16:38.495 Hey! Someone's killing someone. 340 00:16:38.631 --> 00:16:40.191 No. Seriously? 341 00:16:40.327 --> 00:16:43.001 Wow! A killer! Let me see! 342 00:16:45.267 --> 00:16:47.170 There! That's him. The killer. 343 00:16:49.008 --> 00:16:51.273 He's big. -He's good. 344 00:16:52.303 --> 00:16:53.536 He's mine! 345 00:16:53.671 --> 00:16:54.868 Okay. Go get him! 346 00:16:55.004 --> 00:16:56.711 Yeah! Watch out! 347 00:16:56.846 --> 00:16:57.510 - Hey! Watch it! 348 00:17:07.322 --> 00:17:08.517 Come on. Get back on defense. 349 00:17:08.652 --> 00:17:09.851 Why isn't the crowd shocked 350 00:17:09.987 --> 00:17:11.525 that he just got an alien up his nose? 351 00:17:11.661 --> 00:17:14.091 You can't shock these people, they're New Yorkers! 352 00:17:17.198 --> 00:17:18.135 What are you doing? 353 00:17:26.978 --> 00:17:29.708 Time out! Call the time out! 354 00:17:29.843 --> 00:17:32.382 What's wrong with you, man? You're killin' us. 355 00:17:32.518 --> 00:17:33.880 Let him in! Let him in! - Open up! 356 00:17:34.015 --> 00:17:35.211 Open! 357 00:17:35.346 --> 00:17:37.546 Wow! He did it. 358 00:17:37.681 --> 00:17:41.392 I got it! I got his talent. 359 00:17:41.527 --> 00:17:42.719 Super. 360 00:17:42.855 --> 00:17:44.058 -Sit down, Chuck. -Hey, man. I'm fine! 361 00:17:44.194 --> 00:17:46.087 -Charles. -I am fine! 362 00:17:46.223 --> 00:17:47.756 No, no, no, no! I'm playing you too many minutes. 363 00:17:47.892 --> 00:17:49.265 -I'm not tired! -Go get the doctor. 364 00:17:59.902 --> 00:18:00.777 What's up, baby? You all right? 365 00:18:00.912 --> 00:18:01.874 -Yeah, man. -Sure? 366 00:18:02.009 --> 00:18:02.806 Yeah. 367 00:18:04.084 --> 00:18:05.745 Come on, we're okay. You're okay. 368 00:18:05.881 --> 00:18:07.085 -You're all right. Come on, let's go. -Yeah, man. 369 00:18:10.223 --> 00:18:12.713 He catches the ball like friend Robin! 370 00:18:12.849 --> 00:18:15.724 With the baby hands! 371 00:18:20.495 --> 00:18:22.100 Come on, Patrick. It's showtime! 372 00:18:24.099 --> 00:18:25.400 You guys suck! 373 00:18:32.072 --> 00:18:32.968 Popcorn! 374 00:18:36.044 --> 00:18:37.110 Okay. Okay. 375 00:18:37.246 --> 00:18:38.477 Now, which of you maroons 376 00:18:38.612 --> 00:18:40.314 has ever played basketball before? 377 00:18:40.450 --> 00:18:42.147 -I have, Coach. 378 00:18:42.283 --> 00:18:43.516 And there's an important 379 00:18:43.651 --> 00:18:45.413 strategic question I need to ask you. 380 00:18:45.548 --> 00:18:46.520 Yes, yes? 381 00:18:50.928 --> 00:18:52.395 What do you think? 382 00:18:52.530 --> 00:18:54.261 I'm kind of partial to purple and gold myself. 383 00:18:54.397 --> 00:18:56.327 It goes better with my coloring. 384 00:18:56.463 --> 00:18:59.802 -A-one, two, three, four. Disco disco duck! -Guys! Nice outfit, Daffy. 385 00:18:59.938 --> 00:19:03.871 The little aliens say it's their turn to use the court. 386 00:19:04.006 --> 00:19:05.441 Yeah, sure. 387 00:19:05.576 --> 00:19:07.839 Let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out. 388 00:19:07.974 --> 00:19:10.911 Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys. 389 00:19:18.988 --> 00:19:20.382 Whoooa! 390 00:19:25.257 --> 00:19:26.626 Ah! 391 00:19:50.521 --> 00:19:52.349 Holds up! So you guys have the ability 392 00:19:52.485 --> 00:19:53.783 to steal our talents 393 00:19:53.919 --> 00:19:55.483 and turn into monster versions of us? 394 00:19:55.619 --> 00:19:56.819 That's right. 395 00:19:56.955 --> 00:19:58.494 Then what are you the waiting for? 396 00:19:58.630 --> 00:20:00.922 Yeah, we want to see what you guys look like as us. 397 00:20:01.058 --> 00:20:03.695 No, no, no. This is a terrible-- 398 00:20:03.830 --> 00:20:05.593 Nah, don't listen to him. Go for it! 399 00:20:05.729 --> 00:20:07.403 Okay, if you say so. 400 00:20:15.805 --> 00:20:18.913 Whoa! Booyah, dude! 401 00:20:20.249 --> 00:20:23.579 Azarath Metrion Zinthos! 402 00:20:28.818 --> 00:20:31.456 This is the amazing... 403 00:20:31.591 --> 00:20:34.894 Ha-ha! Huh? Hey! What gives? 404 00:20:35.030 --> 00:20:38.027 Why do they have cool new talents and I don't have any? 405 00:20:38.162 --> 00:20:40.698 That's 'cause you got stuck with Robin 406 00:20:40.834 --> 00:20:43.272 and he ain't gots no talent. 407 00:20:43.408 --> 00:20:45.903 I do too have talent. Check this out. 408 00:20:46.038 --> 00:20:49.537 And slide, eeeyyy, ooh-ooh, hooma-chaaa! 409 00:20:51.511 --> 00:20:52.710 Dude, you gotta stop. 410 00:20:52.846 --> 00:20:54.483 Let's just get back to the movie. 411 00:20:56.713 --> 00:20:57.849 Hey, little pig... 412 00:20:59.091 --> 00:21:00.522 -Boo. - 413 00:21:02.292 --> 00:21:03.585 I wet myself. 414 00:21:07.300 --> 00:21:10.061 Time to play a little basketball. 415 00:21:14.606 --> 00:21:17.436 Those little pipsqueaks just turned into superstars! 416 00:21:17.572 --> 00:21:20.343 They're monsters! 417 00:21:20.479 --> 00:21:24.509 Sufferin Succotash! They're monstars! 418 00:21:24.645 --> 00:21:26.917 See, Titans? They're monsters! 419 00:21:27.052 --> 00:21:29.418 No, they're Monstars. 420 00:21:29.554 --> 00:21:31.213 That's like a whole letter difference. 421 00:21:31.348 --> 00:21:34.292 Eh, I think we might need a little bit of help. 422 00:21:35.995 --> 00:21:36.960 Okay, little fella. 423 00:21:37.095 --> 00:21:38.862 Hey, it's Bill Murray! 424 00:21:38.998 --> 00:21:40.130 I love Bill Murray. 425 00:21:40.266 --> 00:21:42.892 -That dude's my hero, yo! -Hero? 426 00:21:43.028 --> 00:21:45.099 But he does not have the superpower. 427 00:21:45.234 --> 00:21:46.601 Oh, yes, he does. 428 00:21:46.736 --> 00:21:49.263 Bill Murray's superpower is being Bill Murray. 429 00:21:50.638 --> 00:21:53.834 You my friend, or you my enemy? 430 00:21:53.970 --> 00:21:55.339 You are my friend, right? 431 00:21:55.474 --> 00:21:56.805 You are my ally. 432 00:21:56.940 --> 00:21:58.772 Classic Jordan versus Bird! 433 00:21:58.908 --> 00:22:00.080 That dude's a bird? 434 00:22:00.216 --> 00:22:01.610 Now I see it! 435 00:22:01.745 --> 00:22:02.912 Draw the feathers 436 00:22:03.048 --> 00:22:04.816 and there's the very large beak! 437 00:22:04.952 --> 00:22:07.948 But I'm not sure how he lays the eggs. 438 00:22:08.083 --> 00:22:09.386 Larry Bird doesn't lay eggs. 439 00:22:09.521 --> 00:22:10.394 He lay-ups! 440 00:22:12.460 --> 00:22:13.590 You are my associate, 441 00:22:13.725 --> 00:22:14.931 my personal assistant. 442 00:22:15.066 --> 00:22:16.690 You are my weapon. 443 00:22:16.825 --> 00:22:17.797 You are leaving. 444 00:22:18.904 --> 00:22:20.195 Oh. 445 00:22:20.330 --> 00:22:21.871 -Great shot. -Oh, nice shot, Mr. Murray. 446 00:22:25.010 --> 00:22:26.710 Cyborg's Fun Fact. 447 00:22:26.845 --> 00:22:29.711 Bill Murray's hat was invented in 1880 by Robert W. Patton! 448 00:22:29.847 --> 00:22:32.477 Who used to predict weather for The Seattle Times. 449 00:22:35.321 --> 00:22:37.311 -Good try. -Not bad. Not bad. 450 00:22:37.446 --> 00:22:38.750 Something for you all to shoot at. 451 00:22:38.886 --> 00:22:40.853 -Hit it good, Larry. -Do my best. 452 00:22:42.820 --> 00:22:43.856 It was a good shot. 453 00:22:44.689 --> 00:22:46.725 Yeah, I know. 454 00:22:46.861 --> 00:22:48.131 Mike, I gotta ask you something. 455 00:22:48.266 --> 00:22:49.994 The NBA has to face reality. 456 00:22:50.129 --> 00:22:52.095 What's happening to these players is serious. 457 00:22:52.231 --> 00:22:55.030 They're gonna need new players with talent, 458 00:22:55.165 --> 00:22:58.541 guys who are skilled, but never really thought about a professional career before. 459 00:23:00.937 --> 00:23:02.303 You think I got a shot? 460 00:23:04.444 --> 00:23:05.312 Come on, really? 461 00:23:05.448 --> 00:23:06.880 -No. -Don't kid me. 462 00:23:07.015 --> 00:23:10.681 Listen, it's a man's game, and you can't play. 463 00:23:10.816 --> 00:23:12.347 What if I tried really hard? 464 00:23:12.483 --> 00:23:14.555 Can you keep it down? I'm trying to hit this ball. 465 00:23:14.690 --> 00:23:16.390 It's because I'm white, isn't it? 466 00:23:16.525 --> 00:23:18.757 No. Larry's white. So what? 467 00:23:18.893 --> 00:23:21.432 Larry's not white, Larry's clear. 468 00:23:23.897 --> 00:23:24.858 -Good shot, Larry. -That far? 469 00:23:24.994 --> 00:23:26.536 Get inside of this ball. 470 00:23:27.869 --> 00:23:30.536 Ooh, you clowns can't beat that. 471 00:23:30.672 --> 00:23:32.206 It's the best shot I ever hit. 472 00:23:32.342 --> 00:23:35.376 Ugh, golf is so boring. 473 00:23:35.511 --> 00:23:37.442 Well, of course it's boring. 474 00:23:37.577 --> 00:23:40.150 The movie's got NBA players, space aliens and the Looney Tunes. 475 00:23:40.285 --> 00:23:43.412 If they made the scene any more exciting, the audience's head would explode. 476 00:23:43.548 --> 00:23:46.117 You feel that the NBA has to face reality, don't you? 477 00:23:46.253 --> 00:23:48.215 Just gotta start looking for some more dominant players 478 00:23:48.351 --> 00:23:49.620 in places they never looked before. 479 00:23:49.755 --> 00:23:51.054 Just look at the ball. 480 00:23:51.190 --> 00:23:52.787 Visualize the shot where you want it to go. 481 00:23:52.923 --> 00:23:54.095 Right, right, right. 482 00:23:54.230 --> 00:23:55.598 Be the ball. 483 00:23:55.733 --> 00:23:57.267 -Be the ball. - Get off the tee. 484 00:23:57.402 --> 00:23:58.634 -Why? - You can't jump. 485 00:24:00.764 --> 00:24:02.231 I-- Yeah. Go on. 486 00:24:02.998 --> 00:24:04.132 Close to the pin. 487 00:24:04.268 --> 00:24:06.107 Close to the pin, for dinner? 488 00:24:06.242 --> 00:24:07.872 Sounds good. - I'll go close to the pin. 489 00:24:08.008 --> 00:24:09.579 Okay. -I'll take some of that. 490 00:24:12.547 --> 00:24:14.151 That's not bad. 491 00:24:14.286 --> 00:24:15.512 It's a good shot. 492 00:24:15.647 --> 00:24:16.685 Get down! 493 00:24:18.552 --> 00:24:19.655 Look at that spin. 494 00:24:27.929 --> 00:24:29.995 Hey. Since when are golf balls magnetic? 495 00:24:31.398 --> 00:24:32.360 Come on. 496 00:24:34.963 --> 00:24:36.474 It is alive! 497 00:24:41.804 --> 00:24:45.041 My first hole in one. Yes! - 498 00:24:45.177 --> 00:24:46.974 Oh! - Don't say it. 499 00:24:47.110 --> 00:24:48.178 You ever see this before? 500 00:24:48.954 --> 00:24:50.178 Larry? 501 00:24:50.314 --> 00:24:52.153 Nothing but the bottom of the cup. 502 00:24:52.288 --> 00:24:55.351 Oh, God, that's his ball. -Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. 503 00:24:55.486 --> 00:24:57.660 -Sorry. -Wait, wait. Let me get a picture. 504 00:24:57.795 --> 00:24:59.723 All right, here we go. You're gonna smile. 505 00:24:59.858 --> 00:25:01.856 You're reaching-- You're reaching for the ball and then you smile. 506 00:25:01.992 --> 00:25:03.167 -Okay? -Yes. 507 00:25:03.302 --> 00:25:04.934 And you think this is good. 508 00:25:05.069 --> 00:25:05.866 Just take the picture! -All right, okay. 509 00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:08.506 Uh-oh. 510 00:25:16.108 --> 00:25:17.805 What kind of camera is that? 511 00:25:17.941 --> 00:25:19.341 -Just a regular-- -Would you not point that at me please? 512 00:25:19.477 --> 00:25:20.775 -And close the lens cap. -I didn't do anything-- 513 00:25:20.911 --> 00:25:21.809 Where'd he go? 514 00:25:24.114 --> 00:25:28.854 Fun fact...The temperature at the center of the Earth is 9,800 degrees. 515 00:25:28.990 --> 00:25:30.660 No, no, no, no! 516 00:25:43.372 --> 00:25:46.874 Oh, look out for that first step, doc. It's a real lulu. 517 00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:49.073 Bugs Bunny? 518 00:25:49.209 --> 00:25:51.338 Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny? 519 00:25:51.474 --> 00:25:52.840 You're a cartoon. You're not real. 520 00:25:52.976 --> 00:25:54.077 Not real, eh? 521 00:25:54.212 --> 00:25:56.581 If I weren't real, could I do this? 522 00:26:01.184 --> 00:26:02.752 Oh, look. Is that Michael? 523 00:26:04.694 --> 00:26:06.320 Why is Sylvester in the sewer? 524 00:26:06.456 --> 00:26:07.994 He's getting ready to ambush Tweety. 525 00:26:10.302 --> 00:26:11.534 Bah! 526 00:26:11.670 --> 00:26:13.564 Okay, but why is Taz in the mailbox? 527 00:26:13.700 --> 00:26:16.738 Because Tasmanian devils are the number one cause of mail tampering. 528 00:26:16.874 --> 00:26:19.032 Come on, Raven. This isn't rocket science. 529 00:26:19.167 --> 00:26:20.869 Basketball! 530 00:26:21.005 --> 00:26:23.237 Ooh! I thought I saw... 531 00:26:23.373 --> 00:26:25.748 I did. I did see Michael Jordan. 532 00:26:26.748 --> 00:26:28.351 Eh, pardon me, Mr. Jordan. 533 00:26:31.082 --> 00:26:32.247 Your John Hancock, please? 534 00:26:32.383 --> 00:26:34.823 Back off! Let the doctor take a look. 535 00:26:36.556 --> 00:26:37.720 Woops! 536 00:26:37.856 --> 00:26:38.921 A little high. 537 00:26:39.057 --> 00:26:40.596 -No. -Going down. 538 00:26:40.732 --> 00:26:44.096 - No! 539 00:26:45.195 --> 00:26:48.166 -Oh! - 540 00:26:48.301 --> 00:26:51.268 So... what do you say we go for a little spin? 541 00:26:52.143 --> 00:26:53.204 Yes. 542 00:26:54.046 --> 00:26:55.304 Hmm. 543 00:26:55.440 --> 00:26:57.311 Now, let's see what we got inside here. 544 00:26:59.845 --> 00:27:01.278 Say "ah". 545 00:27:03.320 --> 00:27:04.351 All right. 546 00:27:04.486 --> 00:27:05.821 He's okay! 547 00:27:07.392 --> 00:27:08.725 What's going on here? 548 00:27:08.860 --> 00:27:11.387 Why, Michael, I thought you'd never ask. 549 00:27:11.523 --> 00:27:13.390 You see, these aliens come from outer space 550 00:27:13.525 --> 00:27:15.594 and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. 551 00:27:15.730 --> 00:27:17.595 Eh, what do we care? 552 00:27:17.730 --> 00:27:19.836 They're little. So we challenge them to a basketball game. 553 00:27:19.971 --> 00:27:21.628 But then they show up and they ain't so little. 554 00:27:21.763 --> 00:27:24.266 They're huge! We need to beat these guys, 555 00:27:24.401 --> 00:27:25.808 because they're talking about slavery. 556 00:27:25.943 --> 00:27:27.502 They're going to make us do stand-up comedy, 557 00:27:27.638 --> 00:27:30.345 the same jokes every night for all eternity. 558 00:27:30.481 --> 00:27:32.047 What's he whining about? 559 00:27:32.182 --> 00:27:34.511 I know comedians who would love that kind of job security. 560 00:27:34.646 --> 00:27:38.486 Entertainment is indeed the toughest of the businesses. 561 00:27:38.622 --> 00:27:41.620 We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform 562 00:27:41.755 --> 00:27:46.530 for a bunch of low-brow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! 563 00:27:46.666 --> 00:27:49.298 Eh, what I'm trying to say is... 564 00:27:49.433 --> 00:27:52.394 We need your help! 565 00:27:52.529 --> 00:27:54.033 Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now. 566 00:27:54.168 --> 00:27:57.499 Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor. 567 00:28:04.315 --> 00:28:05.705 Stop the movie! 568 00:28:05.841 --> 00:28:08.378 If I laugh any harder, I's gonna pee myself. 569 00:28:09.847 --> 00:28:11.149 Oops. 570 00:28:11.285 --> 00:28:13.482 That Bugs Bunny is pretty loony. 571 00:28:13.618 --> 00:28:16.819 You want to see loony? We'll show you loony. 572 00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:46.981 You guys want to watch more of the movie? 573 00:28:47.116 --> 00:28:47.989 Yeah! 574 00:28:51.856 --> 00:28:53.021 Mike? 575 00:28:53.157 --> 00:28:54.930 Michael, it's Stan. 576 00:28:55.730 --> 00:28:56.930 It's Stan Podolak. 577 00:28:57.066 --> 00:28:59.429 Look, I need you to come out now, okay? 578 00:28:59.565 --> 00:29:01.695 Because you've got a baseball game tomorrow. 579 00:29:01.831 --> 00:29:04.005 I'd look pretty stupid if you don't show up. 580 00:29:05.875 --> 00:29:07.105 You think Michael's all right? 581 00:29:07.241 --> 00:29:08.542 Boy, I hate to leave him like this. 582 00:29:08.678 --> 00:29:10.277 I'm sure he's fine. 583 00:29:10.413 --> 00:29:12.780 I think he just had to get away from that Stan character. 584 00:29:12.915 --> 00:29:15.248 Oh, God. He's pathetic, isn't he? 585 00:29:15.384 --> 00:29:17.585 Larry, I'm going to give us both twos back there. 586 00:29:17.721 --> 00:29:20.684 -We weren't in any kind of emotional state to putt. -I think that's fair. 587 00:29:20.819 --> 00:29:22.054 Yeah. 588 00:29:22.190 --> 00:29:24.756 Come on, Larry Bird! To the Batcave! 589 00:29:31.833 --> 00:29:35.569 Look, I want to help, but I haven't played basketball in a long time. 590 00:29:35.705 --> 00:29:36.670 My timing's all off. 591 00:29:36.806 --> 00:29:38.341 Eh, we'll fix your timing. 592 00:29:38.477 --> 00:29:40.133 Look at our facilities. 593 00:29:40.268 --> 00:29:41.735 We've got hoops. 594 00:29:42.778 --> 00:29:44.309 We got weights. 595 00:29:45.009 --> 00:29:46.776 We've got balls. 596 00:29:46.911 --> 00:29:47.745 Whoa! 597 00:29:47.880 --> 00:29:48.814 You sure do. 598 00:29:48.949 --> 00:29:50.282 This place is a mess. 599 00:29:50.417 --> 00:29:52.684 Mess? You're worried about a little mess? 600 00:29:52.819 --> 00:29:56.450 There's nothing here a little spit-shine wouldn't fix. 601 00:29:56.585 --> 00:29:58.653 -Spit-shine! -Spit-shine! 602 00:30:00.464 --> 00:30:02.665 Remember, kids, 603 00:30:02.800 --> 00:30:05.066 when your parents tell you to clean your room, just give it the old spit-shine. 604 00:30:17.482 --> 00:30:19.580 Lemony fresh. 605 00:30:19.715 --> 00:30:21.082 You guys are nuts. 606 00:30:21.217 --> 00:30:24.347 Correction. We're Looney Tunes. 607 00:30:24.483 --> 00:30:26.381 And as such are the exclusive property 608 00:30:26.516 --> 00:30:29.491 and trademark of Warner Bros Inc. 609 00:30:29.627 --> 00:30:31.455 Ha-ha! Another butt! 610 00:30:32.957 --> 00:30:34.088 Mmuah! 611 00:30:41.703 --> 00:30:43.302 I'm here. 612 00:30:44.375 --> 00:30:45.733 Me, too. 613 00:30:47.005 --> 00:30:48.175 That hurt. 614 00:30:50.780 --> 00:30:52.280 Who are these guys? 615 00:30:52.416 --> 00:30:55.853 Well, uh, remember the tiny aliens I told you about? 616 00:30:56.849 --> 00:30:57.851 Oh. 617 00:30:57.986 --> 00:30:59.548 You heard of the Dream Team? 618 00:30:59.683 --> 00:31:02.490 Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man. 619 00:31:02.625 --> 00:31:03.826 Wussy man. 620 00:31:03.962 --> 00:31:05.854 -"Wussy man"? -We're the Monstars! 621 00:31:05.990 --> 00:31:07.696 M-O-N-- 622 00:31:07.832 --> 00:31:10.494 Let's see what you got, chump. 623 00:31:11.728 --> 00:31:13.432 I don't play basketball anymore. 624 00:31:13.567 --> 00:31:16.104 "I don't play basketball anymore." 625 00:31:17.202 --> 00:31:18.903 Maybe you're chicken. 626 00:31:20.713 --> 00:31:23.369 I say, I resemble that remark. 627 00:31:23.505 --> 00:31:24.644 You calling me chicken? 628 00:31:24.779 --> 00:31:26.615 Hey, come here. 629 00:31:26.750 --> 00:31:29.583 -Whoa! - 630 00:31:32.254 --> 00:31:33.918 That's gonna give me nightmares. 631 00:31:35.561 --> 00:31:37.317 Ooh! Watch the footwork. 632 00:31:37.453 --> 00:31:39.219 Can you believe it? 633 00:31:39.354 --> 00:31:40.386 Whoa! 634 00:31:40.522 --> 00:31:42.794 Get out of the way! 635 00:31:45.535 --> 00:31:46.392 Ah! 636 00:31:46.528 --> 00:31:48.538 Hey, everybody! 637 00:31:48.673 --> 00:31:51.441 Look at your hero now. 638 00:31:54.980 --> 00:31:56.710 You guys are making a big mistake. 639 00:31:56.846 --> 00:31:58.438 You're all washed up... 640 00:31:58.573 --> 00:32:01.546 -Baldy. -"Baldy"? 641 00:32:01.681 --> 00:32:04.411 He's not washed up. Michael's the greatest ever. 642 00:32:04.547 --> 00:32:06.181 -Shut up. -Doh! 643 00:32:09.661 --> 00:32:11.856 My poor little cranium. 644 00:32:11.991 --> 00:32:12.957 You okay? 645 00:32:13.093 --> 00:32:14.728 Yeah. Are you okay? 646 00:32:14.863 --> 00:32:16.564 -Hey! -Whoops. 647 00:32:16.699 --> 00:32:20.597 You're not scared of them, are you, Michael? 648 00:32:30.078 --> 00:32:31.140 Let's play some basketball 649 00:32:31.276 --> 00:32:32.246 Yeah! 650 00:32:36.885 --> 00:32:38.314 What do you doing? 651 00:32:38.450 --> 00:32:40.617 I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot. 652 00:32:41.393 --> 00:32:42.223 Oh. 653 00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:45.028 He's fixing a divot. 654 00:32:51.801 --> 00:32:55.128 Fun fact... Schlesinger Gym was named after Leon Schlesinger, 655 00:32:55.264 --> 00:32:57.439 who was the original producer of The Looney Tunes, 656 00:32:57.574 --> 00:33:00.835 and the gym is modeled after a Warner Brothers soundstage. 657 00:33:26.137 --> 00:33:28.432 Has anyone here ever played basketball? 658 00:33:28.568 --> 00:33:31.237 -Um, I have... - 659 00:33:31.373 --> 00:33:33.208 I'd like to try out for the team. 660 00:33:34.039 --> 00:33:34.974 Hey. 661 00:33:35.110 --> 00:33:37.039 Hi. My name is Lola Bunny. 662 00:33:37.174 --> 00:33:38.679 Lola? 663 00:33:38.815 --> 00:33:40.174 Yes? 664 00:33:40.309 --> 00:33:41.445 Hello. 665 00:33:41.580 --> 00:33:43.620 Eh, my name is... Bugs. 666 00:33:43.755 --> 00:33:46.985 -You wanna play a little one-on-one, doll? 667 00:33:47.120 --> 00:33:48.856 -"Doll"? -Uh-huh. 668 00:33:48.991 --> 00:33:52.054 On the court... Bugs. 669 00:33:52.189 --> 00:33:53.621 Sure. 670 00:33:53.756 --> 00:33:55.989 -Oh, she's hot. - 671 00:33:58.131 --> 00:34:00.070 -Ready? -Yes. 672 00:34:01.997 --> 00:34:06.534 -I got it, I got it-- - 673 00:34:06.669 --> 00:34:08.243 The girl's got some skills. 674 00:34:10.174 --> 00:34:11.510 Yes? 675 00:34:14.446 --> 00:34:17.414 Don't ever call me "doll." 676 00:34:17.549 --> 00:34:19.920 Indeed, she is not one of these 677 00:34:20.056 --> 00:34:22.224 or these, or any of these. 678 00:34:24.225 --> 00:34:25.590 -Check. - 679 00:34:27.756 --> 00:34:30.292 Hey, nice playing with ya. 680 00:34:30.427 --> 00:34:32.458 She's... leaving? 681 00:34:32.594 --> 00:34:34.532 Yeah! Because one single basket automatically gets you on the team. 682 00:34:34.668 --> 00:34:36.269 Well, no wonder they need Michael so bad. 683 00:34:36.405 --> 00:34:37.734 -Mais oui! -Okay. Where's the ball? 684 00:34:40.402 --> 00:34:43.542 -Let's do some drills. - Yeah, let's do that. 685 00:34:47.417 --> 00:34:49.442 Can anyone lend me a pair of sneakers? 686 00:34:49.578 --> 00:34:51.253 Uh, sneakers? 687 00:34:54.289 --> 00:34:56.223 Oh. -Sowwy. 688 00:34:56.359 --> 00:34:57.828 Someone's gonna have to go to my house 689 00:34:57.963 --> 00:34:59.459 and pick up my basketball gear. 690 00:34:59.595 --> 00:35:02.989 -To your house? In 3-D land? - Yeah. 691 00:35:03.124 --> 00:35:06.230 Would somebody get this guy a mask? Ugh. 692 00:35:06.365 --> 00:35:08.599 And whatever you do... 693 00:35:08.735 --> 00:35:10.739 don't forget my North Carolina shorts. 694 00:35:10.875 --> 00:35:13.476 Your shorts? From college? - Ooh-hoo. 695 00:35:13.611 --> 00:35:16.480 I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game. 696 00:35:19.374 --> 00:35:22.013 So why can't Michael get his own basketball shorts? 697 00:35:22.148 --> 00:35:23.147 Beats me. 698 00:35:23.283 --> 00:35:25.483 I too am the very lost. 699 00:35:25.619 --> 00:35:27.114 I've seen this movie a hundred times 700 00:35:27.249 --> 00:35:29.153 and I still don't know why he can't go back home. 701 00:35:29.288 --> 00:35:32.187 Well, we were in the movie and we don't even know the reason. 702 00:35:32.323 --> 00:35:35.264 Well, we can go online, get more information on the film. 703 00:35:42.970 --> 00:35:46.007 Titans. Can I have word with you? 704 00:35:46.143 --> 00:35:49.974 Listen up. I think these aliens have something sinister planned with this website. 705 00:35:50.110 --> 00:35:52.644 Why else would it still be around after all these years? 706 00:35:52.779 --> 00:35:54.883 Because it's super awesome. That's why. 707 00:35:55.018 --> 00:35:56.848 But look! Jam Central. 708 00:35:56.983 --> 00:35:59.455 They're probably using this site to jam our computer, 709 00:35:59.591 --> 00:36:02.189 so we can't call for help when they try to replace us! 710 00:36:02.324 --> 00:36:04.525 Stop being the paranoid, Robin. 711 00:36:04.660 --> 00:36:06.927 Now let's figure out why MJ can't go back home. 712 00:36:07.063 --> 00:36:08.794 Hmm. Here we go. 713 00:36:08.929 --> 00:36:10.858 It says here that Michael had to join the Looney Tunes 714 00:36:10.994 --> 00:36:12.592 because they wouldn't let him go. 715 00:36:12.727 --> 00:36:15.197 Oh, now I get it! 716 00:36:15.332 --> 00:36:17.773 In order to prevent themselves from becoming prisoners, 717 00:36:17.908 --> 00:36:20.308 the Looney Tunes had to make Michael their prisoner. 718 00:36:20.444 --> 00:36:22.973 Oh, yeah! That makes total sense, yo! 719 00:36:23.109 --> 00:36:26.712 And look! It says here that the Michael Jordan's lawyer 720 00:36:26.848 --> 00:36:29.846 originally came up with the idea for the Space Jam. 721 00:36:29.982 --> 00:36:33.386 Well, if anyone knows comedy, it's lawyers. 722 00:36:33.522 --> 00:36:35.748 Okay, Titans. You got your answer. 723 00:36:35.884 --> 00:36:39.858 Now can we please get off this website before something bad happens? 724 00:36:39.994 --> 00:36:42.826 Not yet, bro. I want to play some of them classic games. 725 00:36:47.532 --> 00:36:48.964 I knew it! 726 00:36:49.099 --> 00:36:50.735 This website is trying to hack our computer! 727 00:36:51.435 --> 00:36:53.503 Relax, dude. 728 00:36:53.638 --> 00:36:55.572 The computer is probably just having an issue with the outdated software. 729 00:36:55.707 --> 00:36:57.837 We can't take that risk! 730 00:36:57.972 --> 00:36:59.541 We need to shut it down now! 731 00:37:02.985 --> 00:37:04.844 Is he the dead? 732 00:37:04.980 --> 00:37:06.683 Mm, no. He's still breathing. 733 00:37:06.819 --> 00:37:08.720 Great! Let's get back to the movie. 734 00:37:10.989 --> 00:37:12.856 The view back here stinks. 735 00:37:13.996 --> 00:37:15.930 Whoa! 736 00:37:16.065 --> 00:37:17.660 Whoa! Oh, what? -We're right in front of Michael's house. 737 00:37:17.795 --> 00:37:20.431 -I knew that! - 738 00:37:20.566 --> 00:37:22.105 Okay, let's go in this way. 739 00:37:22.241 --> 00:37:24.736 I say let's go in that way! 740 00:37:25.902 --> 00:37:27.970 He just never learns. 741 00:37:30.344 --> 00:37:32.212 Now, let me see. 742 00:37:32.347 --> 00:37:35.780 I must be very, very, close. 743 00:37:38.419 --> 00:37:39.584 -Mother! 744 00:37:45.863 --> 00:37:47.863 Nice digs. 745 00:37:50.226 --> 00:37:53.435 Well, well. I wonder who that could be. 746 00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:58.908 Twinkle, twinkle, little star. 747 00:37:59.044 --> 00:38:01.437 Shh! Everyone's sleepin'! 748 00:38:01.573 --> 00:38:03.406 I knew that. 749 00:38:03.541 --> 00:38:06.578 Come on! Come on! We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff. 750 00:38:06.714 --> 00:38:08.608 Now, spread out and search the place. 751 00:38:08.744 --> 00:38:10.414 Yes, sahib. 752 00:38:10.549 --> 00:38:11.880 Oh, brother! 753 00:38:12.015 --> 00:38:14.252 Here I am, in the peak of my form, 754 00:38:14.387 --> 00:38:17.124 -playin' second banana to some sort of a hare-brain. -Yap, yap, yap. 755 00:38:17.260 --> 00:38:19.728 Hmm. This could be useful. 756 00:38:19.863 --> 00:38:21.831 Ah-ha! 757 00:38:21.967 --> 00:38:24.763 Michael must really love underwear to keep it in his trophy room. 758 00:38:25.929 --> 00:38:27.761 Oh! One of his shoes. 759 00:38:27.897 --> 00:38:29.834 Nope. Nope. Nope. 760 00:38:32.836 --> 00:38:34.542 Where is that other shoe? 761 00:38:36.344 --> 00:38:38.845 Where are you? 762 00:38:38.981 --> 00:38:39.976 Eureka! 763 00:38:41.447 --> 00:38:43.111 Come to Papa. 764 00:38:45.747 --> 00:38:48.257 Nothing to see here, kid. We're just breaking and entering. 765 00:38:48.393 --> 00:38:49.821 What a fuzz-foot. You are so clumsy. 766 00:38:50.954 --> 00:38:53.253 -Catch, featherhead. -Thanks. 767 00:38:57.100 --> 00:38:58.660 Well, time to go. 768 00:38:58.795 --> 00:39:00.502 Did we get everything? 769 00:39:01.500 --> 00:39:02.900 The shorts! 770 00:39:03.974 --> 00:39:05.166 In there? 771 00:39:06.175 --> 00:39:07.806 Okay, I'll check. 772 00:39:12.347 --> 00:39:14.307 I found... the shorts. 773 00:39:15.249 --> 00:39:16.518 Whoa! 774 00:39:18.483 --> 00:39:20.814 The pain! 775 00:39:20.950 --> 00:39:22.621 I'm right behind ya, pal. 776 00:39:22.756 --> 00:39:24.553 Eh, that's none too reassuring. 777 00:39:24.689 --> 00:39:25.686 Nice puppy. 778 00:39:25.822 --> 00:39:27.023 How's about a bone? 779 00:39:28.030 --> 00:39:29.230 No dice. 780 00:39:29.366 --> 00:39:31.230 What about a nice holiday ham? 781 00:39:31.366 --> 00:39:32.900 He ain't buyin' it. 782 00:39:33.035 --> 00:39:34.497 -Can't we talk this over, Rover? -Down, Beethoven! 783 00:39:34.633 --> 00:39:37.066 Ooh! The kids are here. 784 00:39:39.638 --> 00:39:41.202 Give it to me, Charles. 785 00:39:44.780 --> 00:39:47.245 -Here you go, Bugs. -Yeah! Thanks, kid. 786 00:39:47.380 --> 00:39:49.016 Shoo! Shoo! 787 00:39:49.151 --> 00:39:51.052 Bad dog! 788 00:39:51.187 --> 00:39:56.021 That is the last time I'm ever working with dogs or children! 789 00:39:56.157 --> 00:39:58.224 Bye-bye! - Hey, where're you going? 790 00:39:58.359 --> 00:40:00.126 Well, uh, you see, 791 00:40:00.261 --> 00:40:02.198 the Looney Tunes have a big basketball game comin' up, 792 00:40:02.333 --> 00:40:04.295 and, uh, your dad's gonna play. 793 00:40:04.430 --> 00:40:05.530 All right! 794 00:40:05.666 --> 00:40:07.965 Yeah! But don't tell anybody. 795 00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:12.442 Isn't it weird that these kids have, like, no reaction 796 00:40:12.577 --> 00:40:14.770 to an animated rabbit and duck in their house? 797 00:40:14.906 --> 00:40:18.181 No, Raven. There's nothing weird about seein' a bunch of cartoon characters 798 00:40:18.316 --> 00:40:22.111 stealing your dad's stuff and then telling you not to say anything about it! 799 00:40:22.246 --> 00:40:25.047 This is it! This is it! 800 00:40:25.183 --> 00:40:27.186 I don't know where you are, Michael... 801 00:40:27.321 --> 00:40:29.720 but wherever you are, you obviously enjoy being there! 802 00:40:29.856 --> 00:40:31.591 More than spendin' time with me! 803 00:40:31.727 --> 00:40:33.426 You better hope this Jordan character 804 00:40:33.562 --> 00:40:35.330 still knows how to play hoops. 805 00:40:35.466 --> 00:40:37.259 You and me both, brudduh. 806 00:40:37.394 --> 00:40:40.628 Listen, how's this for a new team name, 807 00:40:40.763 --> 00:40:42.133 "The Ducks!" 808 00:40:42.269 --> 00:40:43.472 Please! 809 00:40:43.608 --> 00:40:44.901 What kind of Mickey Mouse organization 810 00:40:45.037 --> 00:40:47.476 would name their team, "The Ducks?" 811 00:40:47.612 --> 00:40:49.704 So sue me. It's just a suggestion. 812 00:40:54.779 --> 00:40:56.076 You're doin' it! 813 00:40:56.211 --> 00:40:58.546 You're becoming mighty! Go! 814 00:40:58.682 --> 00:41:00.045 Come on, guys. No pain, no gain. 815 00:41:00.181 --> 00:41:03.186 Ha! That's two more butts! 816 00:41:03.322 --> 00:41:06.589 I don't hear it! What is it? 817 00:41:06.725 --> 00:41:08.927 Come on! -Now shake it, keep on sweating! 818 00:41:09.792 --> 00:41:11.197 Eh, guys? 819 00:41:11.332 --> 00:41:12.500 Yeah? 820 00:41:12.636 --> 00:41:15.329 Look who's finally ready to play! 821 00:41:22.746 --> 00:41:24.481 Let's see if I remember how to do this. 822 00:41:31.483 --> 00:41:32.346 Yes! 823 00:41:55.914 --> 00:41:56.942 Michael! 824 00:41:59.249 --> 00:42:01.546 Is it really you? 825 00:42:01.681 --> 00:42:05.386 Thank God, you're all right! You're all right! 826 00:42:05.521 --> 00:42:08.050 Oh-ho-ho. I was so worried. 827 00:42:08.186 --> 00:42:10.723 Come on, Stan. Don't hug me, please. 828 00:42:10.858 --> 00:42:12.420 -Sorry. -What are you doin' here? 829 00:42:12.555 --> 00:42:14.896 I gotta take you back. You've got baseball practice. 830 00:42:15.032 --> 00:42:17.596 I can't. I'm helpin' my friends in their basketball game. 831 00:42:17.731 --> 00:42:19.429 Let me get this straight... 832 00:42:19.564 --> 00:42:21.532 First, Michael quits the NBA to play Minor League baseball. 833 00:42:21.667 --> 00:42:25.202 Now he's quitting baseball to play cartoon basketball for free? 834 00:42:25.337 --> 00:42:28.711 Yup! His career is really going places in this film! 835 00:42:28.846 --> 00:42:30.905 If it doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me. 836 00:42:31.041 --> 00:42:33.414 I mean... Let me help! Let me help! I could help! I can help! Let me help! 837 00:42:33.549 --> 00:42:35.014 What can you do? 838 00:42:35.149 --> 00:42:37.250 Well, you know, I mean... I may not be very tall, 839 00:42:37.386 --> 00:42:39.113 but I'm slow. 840 00:42:39.248 --> 00:42:41.755 -And large. -And a dork. 841 00:42:41.890 --> 00:42:44.293 I'll do anything, Michael! Anything! 842 00:42:44.428 --> 00:42:46.222 -Anything? -Anything. 843 00:42:48.027 --> 00:42:51.194 Come here. Come here for a second. 844 00:42:51.329 --> 00:42:53.399 -Sit right here. - Okay. 845 00:42:53.534 --> 00:42:55.034 Okay, no problem. 846 00:42:55.169 --> 00:42:58.933 All right! All right. Let's go, team! 847 00:42:59.068 --> 00:43:01.605 You know, if somebody gets injured, we could see a lot of minutes. 848 00:43:01.740 --> 00:43:03.877 I'm a cheerleader. 849 00:43:15.753 --> 00:43:17.287 Holds up. 850 00:43:17.423 --> 00:43:19.754 So the big game takes place in Looney Tunes land? 851 00:43:19.889 --> 00:43:21.290 Yeah, so? 852 00:43:21.426 --> 00:43:23.358 So, why'd they call this movie Space Jam? 853 00:43:23.493 --> 00:43:25.364 When the Jam doesn't take place in space? 854 00:43:25.500 --> 00:43:27.702 Because "Looney Tunes Land In The Middle Of The Planet Jam" 855 00:43:27.838 --> 00:43:30.068 doesn't have a nice ring to it, Raven. 856 00:43:37.246 --> 00:43:38.606 Yes! 857 00:43:41.251 --> 00:43:42.619 Butt shot! 858 00:43:57.863 --> 00:43:59.735 Just get out of my way. 859 00:44:07.203 --> 00:44:09.111 -Ready? - Yes! 860 00:44:09.246 --> 00:44:10.509 Let's go. 861 00:44:20.820 --> 00:44:22.048 Okey-doke. Ready to go? 862 00:44:22.184 --> 00:44:23.850 Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. 863 00:44:23.985 --> 00:44:24.918 Riot! 864 00:44:26.963 --> 00:44:30.156 Ladies and gentlemen... 865 00:44:30.292 --> 00:44:32.662 the starting lineup for... 866 00:44:32.797 --> 00:44:35.336 The Tune Squad! 867 00:44:37.136 --> 00:44:39.200 Standing two-foot-four, 868 00:44:39.335 --> 00:44:42.168 The Wonder From Down Under... 869 00:44:42.304 --> 00:44:46.540 The Tasmanian Devil! 870 00:44:48.613 --> 00:44:51.480 - At small forward, 871 00:44:51.616 --> 00:44:55.247 standing a scintillating three-foot-two... 872 00:44:55.383 --> 00:44:57.490 the "Heartthrob of the Hoops," 873 00:44:57.625 --> 00:45:00.987 Lola Bunny! 874 00:45:04.162 --> 00:45:06.033 At power forward, 875 00:45:06.168 --> 00:45:09.569 the "Quackster of the Courts," Daffy Duck! 876 00:45:09.704 --> 00:45:12.335 Thank you. Thank you! 877 00:45:14.637 --> 00:45:17.909 Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck. 878 00:45:18.044 --> 00:45:20.383 And at Point Guard, 879 00:45:20.518 --> 00:45:22.575 standing three-foot-three... 880 00:45:22.710 --> 00:45:24.911 four feet if you include the ears... 881 00:45:25.047 --> 00:45:30.154 Co-captain of the Tune Squad... "The Doctor of Delight," 882 00:45:30.290 --> 00:45:33.690 -Bugs Bunny! -Thank you! Thank you! 883 00:45:36.333 --> 00:45:38.161 And now... 884 00:45:38.297 --> 00:45:40.768 the player-coach of the Tune Squad... 885 00:45:40.904 --> 00:45:45.065 at six-foot-six from North Carolina, 886 00:45:45.200 --> 00:45:47.374 his Royal Airness, 887 00:45:47.509 --> 00:45:51.308 Michael Jordan! 888 00:45:54.585 --> 00:45:57.048 Who? Is he a Looney Tune? 889 00:45:57.184 --> 00:45:59.188 Uh... Well... Perhaps. 890 00:46:02.821 --> 00:46:04.088 You guys ready? 891 00:46:04.224 --> 00:46:05.587 I'm set to take it to the rack, Jack. 892 00:46:05.722 --> 00:46:07.788 Those Monstars'll wish they'd never been born! 893 00:46:07.924 --> 00:46:10.791 -Guys, let's just go out and have fun. - Yeah! 894 00:46:10.926 --> 00:46:14.562 The challengers for the Ultimate Game... 895 00:46:14.697 --> 00:46:17.772 all the way from Moron Mountain. 896 00:46:17.908 --> 00:46:20.275 Oh, come on! More introductions? 897 00:46:20.410 --> 00:46:21.800 Relax, girl! 898 00:46:21.936 --> 00:46:25.005 They're getting folks hyped up for the game! 899 00:46:25.140 --> 00:46:26.974 Yeah! 900 00:46:27.109 --> 00:46:29.951 Go, Monstars! Go, Monstars! Go, Monstars! Go, go! 901 00:46:38.122 --> 00:46:40.326 What are you looking at? 902 00:46:47.965 --> 00:46:49.696 Cool shoes. 903 00:46:52.639 --> 00:46:53.670 Uh. Ugh. 904 00:46:53.805 --> 00:46:54.701 Ready? 905 00:47:00.944 --> 00:47:02.850 l got it, l got it, l got it. l got the ball. l got the ball. 906 00:47:02.986 --> 00:47:04.778 Coming through, little boys. 907 00:47:04.913 --> 00:47:07.985 Who do they think they are, the Detroit Pistons? 908 00:47:10.119 --> 00:47:11.157 Yes! 909 00:47:11.890 --> 00:47:13.091 Way to go, boys. 910 00:47:13.227 --> 00:47:15.523 Did you see the moves on that one? 911 00:47:15.659 --> 00:47:17.031 Come on, come on, show me somethin'. 912 00:47:17.166 --> 00:47:19.128 What you got? Come on, show me somethin'. 913 00:47:19.264 --> 00:47:20.133 You ain't got no hands. 914 00:47:22.038 --> 00:47:22.964 Huh? - Whoops. 915 00:47:23.099 --> 00:47:24.300 The duck! 916 00:47:24.436 --> 00:47:26.000 Yo, D-up on the duck, man. 917 00:47:26.135 --> 00:47:27.336 Yeah! 918 00:47:27.472 --> 00:47:28.801 - Oh. 919 00:47:28.936 --> 00:47:30.977 - 920 00:47:31.113 --> 00:47:33.113 This game is out of control, yo. 921 00:47:33.248 --> 00:47:35.648 Call the Commissioner Gordon. Call him! 922 00:47:41.622 --> 00:47:43.183 Oh, my. 923 00:47:43.318 --> 00:47:45.895 She was wide open. 924 00:47:46.030 --> 00:47:47.391 Come on, baby. I'm open, I'm open. 925 00:47:47.526 --> 00:47:48.991 Hit me up, hit me up. School's open, baby. 926 00:47:49.126 --> 00:47:51.197 Yeah, yeah. Yeah! 927 00:47:51.897 --> 00:47:53.402 Ha! 928 00:47:55.469 --> 00:47:56.606 Watch the screen! Watch the screen! Watch him! 929 00:47:56.741 --> 00:47:58.271 Coming your way, coming your way. 930 00:47:58.406 --> 00:47:59.540 Hey, man, I'm gonna make him do something. 931 00:47:59.675 --> 00:48:00.503 Get him! 932 00:48:05.114 --> 00:48:07.511 Wait. The Monstars are up now by six 933 00:48:07.646 --> 00:48:09.675 and we're in the second period? How'd that happen? 934 00:48:09.810 --> 00:48:11.510 Because this is the Ultimate Game. 935 00:48:11.646 --> 00:48:13.720 It transcends space and time. 936 00:48:13.856 --> 00:48:15.518 And apparently logic, too. 937 00:48:17.523 --> 00:48:19.424 Nice shot, Mr. J. 938 00:48:19.560 --> 00:48:21.359 Hey, hey, hey, come on. Come on. Get back on defense. 939 00:48:23.027 --> 00:48:24.023 Way to go! 940 00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:25.792 MJ! MJ! 941 00:48:27.900 --> 00:48:28.866 Red light. 942 00:48:29.001 --> 00:48:30.133 Feed me! Feed me! 943 00:48:30.268 --> 00:48:32.304 Feed you? Feed me! 944 00:48:34.177 --> 00:48:36.402 - Oops. Uh-oh. 945 00:48:36.537 --> 00:48:37.747 Bad little putty tat! 946 00:48:37.882 --> 00:48:39.047 I'll take that, thank you. 947 00:48:40.081 --> 00:48:42.008 Here, don't try this at home! 948 00:48:46.054 --> 00:48:47.754 -Wai-- -You goin' somewhere? 949 00:48:47.889 --> 00:48:49.422 May I remind you, sir, 950 00:48:49.558 --> 00:48:52.558 that physical violence is patently against the rules? 951 00:48:52.693 --> 00:48:54.063 Yeow! 952 00:48:54.198 --> 00:48:58.066 Did you order original recipe or extra crispy? 953 00:49:02.037 --> 00:49:03.732 -Let's go. Come on. -Me? 954 00:49:03.867 --> 00:49:05.970 -Oh. boy. I'm ready. I can do this. -Mouse? 955 00:49:06.105 --> 00:49:07.870 You picked the mouse? 956 00:49:08.006 --> 00:49:09.571 I love basketball. I've always loved basketball. 957 00:49:09.707 --> 00:49:11.545 -Do you love basketball? - Uh-huh. 958 00:49:11.680 --> 00:49:13.081 -You're big. I bet you're good at basketball. - Right. 959 00:49:13.216 --> 00:49:14.377 I'm small, but I'll try really, really hard 960 00:49:14.513 --> 00:49:15.974 -to be good at basketball. -Okay. 961 00:49:16.110 --> 00:49:17.647 -Really I will. I always try hard. -Yeah. 962 00:49:17.782 --> 00:49:18.220 My mom says "Try your best in everything you do--" 963 00:49:22.321 --> 00:49:25.956 -Try to get by me, doll. -"Doll?" 964 00:49:26.092 --> 00:49:27.590 -Whoa! 965 00:49:29.262 --> 00:49:30.764 -You go, girl. 966 00:49:30.899 --> 00:49:32.291 Don't ever call me... 967 00:49:32.426 --> 00:49:33.935 "Doll." 968 00:49:34.071 --> 00:49:37.168 She is not the consumer product! 969 00:49:37.303 --> 00:49:39.005 -Nice shot. -Thanks, Bugs. 970 00:49:39.140 --> 00:49:42.006 Hmm? Where's your defense, boy? 971 00:49:42.141 --> 00:49:43.470 I got you right here. 972 00:49:46.607 --> 00:49:48.611 Piece of pie? Pork chop? 973 00:49:48.746 --> 00:49:51.350 -Some sorbet, perhaps? - Yeah! 974 00:50:06.361 --> 00:50:07.368 Half-time. 975 00:50:09.837 --> 00:50:11.868 Holey putty tat. 976 00:50:12.003 --> 00:50:13.667 We're better than them. - Yeah, man. 977 00:50:13.803 --> 00:50:15.442 We got it goin' on. One more half 978 00:50:15.578 --> 00:50:17.174 -and we're on our way, man. - We got 'em, boys. 979 00:50:17.310 --> 00:50:19.871 Moron Mountain, here we come. 980 00:50:20.007 --> 00:50:21.807 We're gonna be slaves. 981 00:50:21.943 --> 00:50:23.214 Come on. guys. Keep your head up. 982 00:50:23.349 --> 00:50:24.480 Got whole another half to play. 983 00:50:38.735 --> 00:50:40.366 It's the boss. 984 00:50:41.631 --> 00:50:44.000 Hello, Mr. Swackhammer. 985 00:50:44.135 --> 00:50:45.901 All right. 986 00:50:46.037 --> 00:50:48.807 Not bad for the first half, but we gotta keep this up. 987 00:50:48.942 --> 00:50:50.375 Hey, no problem. 988 00:50:50.511 --> 00:50:51.705 -We stole the-- -We stole the talent, boss 989 00:50:51.841 --> 00:50:53.339 from the best players in the NBA. 990 00:50:53.475 --> 00:50:54.841 From the NBA? 991 00:50:54.977 --> 00:50:56.282 And it was little, uh, uh, uh, grand-mama. 992 00:50:56.418 --> 00:50:58.087 -What was it, Larry Johnson? -Shut up! 993 00:51:00.020 --> 00:51:01.915 I smell something. 994 00:51:02.050 --> 00:51:03.926 It's probably all that nasty cigar smoke. 995 00:51:04.062 --> 00:51:05.554 We have been playing really hard. 996 00:51:05.690 --> 00:51:07.624 Yeah. -Not you, you idiot. 997 00:51:10.164 --> 00:51:11.991 It's coming from over here. 998 00:51:12.127 --> 00:51:13.832 - That locker! 999 00:51:13.967 --> 00:51:15.599 Yeah! 1000 00:51:17.073 --> 00:51:18.673 -Look! - 1001 00:51:18.809 --> 00:51:20.606 It's the chubby boy. 1002 00:51:20.742 --> 00:51:22.172 Ah. 1003 00:51:22.307 --> 00:51:25.240 It smells like a spy. 1004 00:51:28.284 --> 00:51:29.911 You guys need a publicist? 1005 00:51:30.046 --> 00:51:32.116 - Look. 1006 00:51:32.252 --> 00:51:34.289 -I know we're down. - Oh, yeah, let's hear the story. 1007 00:51:34.424 --> 00:51:36.550 But I've been in this situation many times before. 1008 00:51:36.686 --> 00:51:38.660 Oh, this is a piece of work. -We can still win this thing. 1009 00:51:38.795 --> 00:51:40.394 -It's not over with. We gotta come together. - 1010 00:51:40.529 --> 00:51:41.623 Oh, yeah. -We gotta believe in ourselves. 1011 00:51:41.758 --> 00:51:43.198 We can come back and win this game. 1012 00:51:43.334 --> 00:51:44.093 Yeah, right. That's gonna help us. 1013 00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:48.971 Looks like Stan just had 1014 00:51:49.107 --> 00:51:50.798 a close encounter with a bug-zapper. 1015 00:51:50.934 --> 00:51:54.968 The Monstars. The Monstars! 1016 00:52:00.081 --> 00:52:01.012 Ooh, that's gotta hurt. - You all right, Stan? 1017 00:52:01.148 --> 00:52:02.642 The Monstars. 1018 00:52:02.778 --> 00:52:05.120 The Monstars 1019 00:52:05.256 --> 00:52:08.183 stole the talent from the NBA players. 1020 00:52:11.920 --> 00:52:13.755 So that's what happened to those guys. 1021 00:52:13.891 --> 00:52:17.766 I think we should forfeit. 1022 00:52:17.902 --> 00:52:19.065 Yeah. -Listen. 1023 00:52:19.201 --> 00:52:20.831 I didn't get dragged down here 1024 00:52:20.967 --> 00:52:22.662 just to get my butt whipped by a bunch of ugly Monstars. 1025 00:52:22.797 --> 00:52:24.138 I ain't goin' out like that. 1026 00:52:24.273 --> 00:52:25.733 We're lettin' 'em push us around. 1027 00:52:27.210 --> 00:52:28.271 We gotta fight 'em back. 1028 00:52:28.407 --> 00:52:29.671 We gotta take it to them. 1029 00:52:29.807 --> 00:52:31.013 We gotta get right in their faces. 1030 00:52:31.148 --> 00:52:33.644 -What do you say? 1031 00:52:34.852 --> 00:52:36.042 Are you with me or not? 1032 00:52:41.986 --> 00:52:44.154 Eh, finished? Eh, great speech an' all, doc. 1033 00:52:44.290 --> 00:52:45.790 Eh, you had 'em riveted. 1034 00:52:45.925 --> 00:52:49.159 -But, er, didn't you forget somethin'? -What? 1035 00:52:49.294 --> 00:52:50.859 Your secret stuff. 1036 00:52:58.774 --> 00:53:00.176 Wow. 1037 00:53:00.311 --> 00:53:03.212 Whoa! Nice deltoids. -Play along. 1038 00:53:05.482 --> 00:53:08.215 Eh, stop hogging it, Mike. We're your teammates. 1039 00:53:08.351 --> 00:53:11.152 -Secwet stuff? 1040 00:53:11.288 --> 00:53:12.584 Secret Stuff? 1041 00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:14.984 You wouldn't hold out on us, would you? 1042 00:53:15.119 --> 00:53:17.149 No, I mean, I didn't think you guys really needed it. 1043 00:53:17.284 --> 00:53:20.359 I mean, you're so tough. You're competitive. 1044 00:53:20.495 --> 00:53:23.626 We're also chicken, son. We need it bad. 1045 00:53:23.762 --> 00:53:24.866 -Hey! -Can I have a little drink? 1046 00:53:25.001 --> 00:53:26.733 I'd like some of that. 1047 00:53:26.869 --> 00:53:28.060 -If I could just-- - Yeah. Can I have a sip, please? 1048 00:53:28.196 --> 00:53:29.403 You know, this goes against 1049 00:53:29.538 --> 00:53:31.740 everything they taught me in health class. 1050 00:53:31.876 --> 00:53:32.938 Do you wanna win or not? 1051 00:53:33.073 --> 00:53:34.408 Bottoms up. 1052 00:53:36.409 --> 00:53:38.173 -Yummy. 1053 00:53:38.309 --> 00:53:40.215 All right. How about we go out and kick some alien butt, huh? 1054 00:53:40.350 --> 00:53:42.277 Let's go! How about it, huh? Ready? 1055 00:53:42.412 --> 00:53:43.681 Yeah. 1056 00:53:45.648 --> 00:53:46.684 Let's go! 1057 00:53:50.451 --> 00:53:52.752 Check out all those classic Looney Tunes characters. 1058 00:53:52.888 --> 00:53:54.489 There's lady head turtle body. 1059 00:53:54.625 --> 00:53:56.022 And the chicken feet man. 1060 00:53:56.157 --> 00:53:58.824 Whoa, this whole crowd is freaky, yo. 1061 00:53:58.960 --> 00:54:00.334 Looks like them animators just 1062 00:54:00.470 --> 00:54:02.797 copy-and-pasted these fools over and over. 1063 00:54:02.933 --> 00:54:05.066 I never noticed that before. 1064 00:54:05.201 --> 00:54:07.538 This weirdo is over here, here, here, and here. 1065 00:54:07.674 --> 00:54:09.734 And these cats, and this guy, and her? 1066 00:54:09.870 --> 00:54:11.103 This is crazy, man! 1067 00:54:11.238 --> 00:54:13.942 Okay. Okay. Sorry. Back to the movie. 1068 00:54:30.860 --> 00:54:32.598 Coming through. -Hey. 1069 00:54:34.628 --> 00:54:35.469 Bugs. 1070 00:54:37.138 --> 00:54:38.230 Special delivery. 1071 00:54:39.772 --> 00:54:41.473 - Great! 1072 00:54:41.609 --> 00:54:44.104 -Whoa! Boo. - 1073 00:54:50.251 --> 00:54:52.112 Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E. 1074 00:54:57.852 --> 00:54:59.285 Again with the guns? 1075 00:54:59.420 --> 00:55:01.726 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I'll take care of it. 1076 00:55:14.570 --> 00:55:16.103 Let's teach them a lesson. - Ah, man. 1077 00:55:19.642 --> 00:55:21.246 Hey... 1078 00:55:21.382 --> 00:55:23.077 Oh, man, look at that one. 1079 00:55:25.218 --> 00:55:26.084 Nice butt! 1080 00:55:29.556 --> 00:55:31.184 Dunk. 1081 00:55:31.319 --> 00:55:32.684 You ain't going anywhere, chump. 1082 00:55:34.732 --> 00:55:37.058 Er, going up. - You're mine, boy! Ooh. 1083 00:55:38.928 --> 00:55:41.403 -Slammy! - Yes! 1084 00:55:42.597 --> 00:55:43.564 Hello! 1085 00:55:43.699 --> 00:55:45.132 Cyborg's fun fact. 1086 00:55:45.267 --> 00:55:47.903 Pepe Le Pew was originally named, "Stinky." 1087 00:55:48.039 --> 00:55:51.010 Hey, he shares the same nickname as Robin. 1088 00:55:51.145 --> 00:55:52.106 Two points. 1089 00:56:00.919 --> 00:56:02.358 Ooh, this will be good. 1090 00:56:04.358 --> 00:56:06.886 Yo, check out that butt! 1091 00:56:07.022 --> 00:56:08.826 - 1092 00:56:18.340 --> 00:56:20.200 -Okay, birdie. -Uh-oh. 1093 00:56:21.344 --> 00:56:23.543 - 1094 00:56:23.679 --> 00:56:26.646 - 1095 00:56:38.726 --> 00:56:40.628 I'm gonna step outside for a minute 1096 00:56:40.763 --> 00:56:43.559 to get some fresh air. Cyborg, you should join me. 1097 00:56:43.694 --> 00:56:44.763 No, thanks. I'm good. 1098 00:56:46.193 --> 00:56:47.396 -Ow! -It wasn't a question. 1099 00:56:47.531 --> 00:56:48.602 Okay, okay. 1100 00:56:51.740 --> 00:56:53.737 Here's the plan. I'm going to search their ship 1101 00:56:53.873 --> 00:56:55.741 -while you be on the lookout. -Fine. 1102 00:57:06.418 --> 00:57:08.352 What are you doing? You're supposed to be on the lookout. 1103 00:57:08.488 --> 00:57:11.384 Yeah, and I'm looking out to see what's inside this cool spaceship. 1104 00:57:11.519 --> 00:57:13.822 Fine. Then help me search for clues that will expose 1105 00:57:13.957 --> 00:57:15.154 what these aliens are planning. 1106 00:57:15.290 --> 00:57:16.993 They're not planning anything, dude. 1107 00:57:17.128 --> 00:57:19.063 All that's in here is stuff from the movie. 1108 00:57:19.199 --> 00:57:20.161 Aha! 1109 00:57:21.938 --> 00:57:25.600 Perhaps their secret lies in this bottle of secret stuff! 1110 00:57:25.736 --> 00:57:27.202 I wouldn't do that. 1111 00:57:27.337 --> 00:57:29.411 That water has been in there for like 25 years. 1112 00:57:29.547 --> 00:57:31.909 There's a secret in here. You'll see! 1113 00:57:34.943 --> 00:57:37.112 Must get to secret. 1114 00:57:38.949 --> 00:57:42.347 - 1115 00:57:42.483 --> 00:57:45.589 Okay. But I wonder what's behind this door. 1116 00:57:45.724 --> 00:57:47.925 Wait. It says "Do not open." 1117 00:57:48.060 --> 00:57:50.928 Because they're obviously hiding something. 1118 00:57:52.629 --> 00:57:53.601 You were right! 1119 00:57:58.470 --> 00:58:00.104 I was right. 1120 00:58:00.240 --> 00:58:02.169 Will you give it up, dude? They're not hiding anything. 1121 00:58:02.305 --> 00:58:04.270 Then what about this examination chair? 1122 00:58:04.406 --> 00:58:05.776 I'm sure they're planning to use this 1123 00:58:05.912 --> 00:58:07.845 to perform weird experiments on us, 1124 00:58:07.981 --> 00:58:10.076 -like replacing our bodies. -No, man. 1125 00:58:10.211 --> 00:58:12.279 That's just Daffy's chair. See? 1126 00:58:15.290 --> 00:58:16.822 Ain't I a stinker? 1127 00:58:20.461 --> 00:58:21.561 Oh, good. They're back. 1128 00:58:21.696 --> 00:58:23.125 Now we can watch more of the movie. 1129 00:58:25.768 --> 00:58:27.595 All right, guys, we're right back in this game. 1130 00:58:27.730 --> 00:58:29.435 -Come on, now, let's play some tough defense. - 1131 00:58:29.570 --> 00:58:31.372 Why didn't you get this guy? 1132 00:58:31.508 --> 00:58:33.131 He's a baseball player. 1133 00:58:33.267 --> 00:58:34.542 Yeah, boss, a baseball player. 1134 00:58:34.677 --> 00:58:37.143 Looks like a basketball player to me. 1135 00:58:37.279 --> 00:58:38.712 Yeah, me too. 1136 00:58:38.847 --> 00:58:40.942 Shh! He's the one I want for Moron Mountain. 1137 00:58:41.078 --> 00:58:42.210 -Hey. 1138 00:58:44.782 --> 00:58:46.511 Are you talkin' to me? 1139 00:58:46.647 --> 00:58:48.649 Yeah I'm talkin' to you. You want a piece of me? 1140 00:58:48.784 --> 00:58:50.057 Come and get it. 1141 00:58:51.522 --> 00:58:52.528 Uh-oh! 1142 00:58:53.825 --> 00:58:56.554 What did you have in mind? 1143 00:58:56.690 --> 00:58:58.624 What about we raise the stakes a little bit? 1144 00:58:58.760 --> 00:58:59.964 Mm-hmm. 1145 00:59:00.862 --> 00:59:02.365 Interesting. 1146 00:59:02.500 --> 00:59:04.069 Gross! 1147 00:59:04.205 --> 00:59:06.639 He just blew secondhand smoke in Michael Jordan's face! 1148 00:59:06.775 --> 00:59:10.044 He is the worst of all the villains. 1149 00:59:10.179 --> 00:59:11.469 If we win... 1150 00:59:11.605 --> 00:59:13.345 you give the NBA players their talent back. 1151 00:59:13.481 --> 00:59:15.276 But what if we win? 1152 00:59:16.818 --> 00:59:18.679 -If you win? - Uh-huh. 1153 00:59:18.814 --> 00:59:20.219 You get me. 1154 00:59:20.354 --> 00:59:21.522 Good deal, boss. 1155 00:59:21.658 --> 00:59:22.587 I like that! -Eh, doc... 1156 00:59:22.723 --> 00:59:24.054 you think that's a good ide-- 1157 00:59:27.193 --> 00:59:29.158 You'll be our star attraction... 1158 00:59:30.997 --> 00:59:33.200 You'll sign autographs all day long. 1159 00:59:35.071 --> 00:59:38.002 And play one-on-one with the paying customers. 1160 00:59:38.138 --> 00:59:40.168 How does he expect Michael to sign autographs 1161 00:59:40.304 --> 00:59:41.874 and play basketball at the same time. 1162 00:59:42.009 --> 00:59:44.010 Really? You're still asking questions, girl? 1163 00:59:44.145 --> 00:59:46.312 Don't you know by now that none of this makes sense? 1164 00:59:46.448 --> 00:59:48.243 It's Looney! Looney! 1165 00:59:50.284 --> 00:59:51.250 Deal. 1166 00:59:52.755 --> 00:59:54.150 All right! - Yeah! 1167 00:59:54.286 --> 00:59:55.888 The boss don't playin' do he? 1168 00:59:58.553 --> 01:00:00.623 I don't think you should have done that, doc. 1169 01:00:00.759 --> 01:00:02.092 I have faith in my team. 1170 01:00:04.860 --> 01:00:07.261 Crush 'em! 1171 01:00:07.397 --> 01:00:09.462 It's feedin' time, boys! 1172 01:00:13.843 --> 01:00:15.577 Ye-ga, er, ba-bee, er, ba-bee-- 1173 01:00:15.713 --> 01:00:18.670 There's butts number nine and ten, yo! 1174 01:00:18.805 --> 01:00:21.648 I'll tell you brother, this match is gettin' ugly! 1175 01:00:21.784 --> 01:00:24.778 Oh, yeah! There's a chop to the head! 1176 01:00:24.913 --> 01:00:26.111 A body slam! 1177 01:00:26.246 --> 01:00:28.185 Another chop! A kick! 1178 01:00:28.321 --> 01:00:31.088 It's not looking good for the Tune Squad, brother! 1179 01:00:35.393 --> 01:00:39.801 But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. 1180 01:00:39.936 --> 01:00:43.562 I want to stay home and bake cookies with you. 1181 01:00:45.772 --> 01:00:47.605 This is gonna be fun! - I'm open! I'm open! 1182 01:00:47.740 --> 01:00:49.203 Lola! Lola! Heads up! 1183 01:00:49.339 --> 01:00:52.338 Oh! - Belly flop! 1184 01:00:52.474 --> 01:00:54.643 This butt fills half the screen, yo! 1185 01:00:55.915 --> 01:00:59.615 Oh, my! Bugs! 1186 01:01:00.854 --> 01:01:02.981 -Bugs! -Is this your man? 1187 01:01:04.658 --> 01:01:05.956 Are you okay? 1188 01:01:06.092 --> 01:01:10.155 Me? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay? 1189 01:01:10.290 --> 01:01:12.662 Oh, Bugs... thank you. 1190 01:01:12.798 --> 01:01:14.968 Oh...it was nothin'! 1191 01:01:15.103 --> 01:01:18.205 That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 1192 01:01:26.479 --> 01:01:28.249 I need a break from all of this intense sports action. 1193 01:01:28.385 --> 01:01:29.683 You ain't kidding, mama. 1194 01:01:29.819 --> 01:01:30.980 All this suspense over who's gonna win 1195 01:01:31.115 --> 01:01:32.579 has got my tummy tied in knots. 1196 01:01:32.714 --> 01:01:35.454 I know how it ends and I'm still feeling anxious. 1197 01:01:36.655 --> 01:01:37.988 Dude, bad vibes. 1198 01:01:38.123 --> 01:01:39.821 I know what will calm those nerves. 1199 01:01:39.956 --> 01:01:41.389 Snack time, baby! 1200 01:01:43.425 --> 01:01:45.294 Help yourself to whatever you want. 1201 01:01:54.168 --> 01:01:56.068 Now, this is mine! 1202 01:01:56.204 --> 01:01:57.845 Mmm, peanut butter. 1203 01:02:03.519 --> 01:02:05.720 Here we go. 1204 01:02:05.856 --> 01:02:07.883 Can you reach those chips for me, please? 1205 01:02:08.019 --> 01:02:09.417 Get it yourself. 1206 01:02:09.553 --> 01:02:12.519 But you're so tall and your hands are so big. 1207 01:02:14.860 --> 01:02:16.827 Really? You mean it? 1208 01:02:16.962 --> 01:02:18.730 You're also a strong leader. 1209 01:02:18.866 --> 01:02:20.428 And we can appreciate someone 1210 01:02:20.564 --> 01:02:23.098 who forces others to act against their will. 1211 01:02:23.234 --> 01:02:24.900 You would make a great Nerdluck. 1212 01:02:25.036 --> 01:02:27.305 Wow! You really mean that? 1213 01:02:27.440 --> 01:02:29.267 Yeah, totally. - Oooh, you'd be great. 1214 01:02:29.403 --> 01:02:30.640 Did you hear that, Titans? 1215 01:02:30.775 --> 01:02:32.077 Whatever. 1216 01:02:33.207 --> 01:02:34.374 You know what? 1217 01:02:34.510 --> 01:02:36.949 Maybe you aliens aren't so bad after all. 1218 01:02:37.085 --> 01:02:38.950 Told you there was nothing to worry about. 1219 01:02:39.086 --> 01:02:41.754 Now let's get back to the movie! 1220 01:02:43.817 --> 01:02:46.860 I could have been a contender! 1221 01:02:46.995 --> 01:02:49.891 The Monstars! The Monstars! 1222 01:02:50.027 --> 01:02:51.360 Clear! 1223 01:03:06.914 --> 01:03:11.244 Okay. We need a fifth player. 1224 01:03:11.379 --> 01:03:12.754 Hey, Coach, listen. 1225 01:03:12.889 --> 01:03:14.447 You got anymore of that secret stuff? 1226 01:03:14.582 --> 01:03:15.988 I think it's startin' to wear off. 1227 01:03:16.124 --> 01:03:18.719 It didn't wear off. It was just water. 1228 01:03:18.855 --> 01:03:21.990 You guys had the "special stuff" inside of you all along. 1229 01:03:22.126 --> 01:03:23.762 Yeah. Yeah. I-I knew that. 1230 01:03:23.898 --> 01:03:25.928 But, listen, you got any more? 1231 01:03:26.063 --> 01:03:27.495 Yah, I'll get a double one. - Can I have some too? 1232 01:03:29.804 --> 01:03:31.334 -Stan? -Yeah! Eh, m-me? 1233 01:03:32.909 --> 01:03:34.366 -You're in at center. - 1234 01:03:34.502 --> 01:03:36.175 Just guard the big guy, okay? 1235 01:03:36.311 --> 01:03:38.736 Guard him? Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him! 1236 01:03:38.872 --> 01:03:40.814 I'll be all over him like a cheap suit! 1237 01:03:40.949 --> 01:03:43.078 I'll be on him like stink on rice! 1238 01:03:43.213 --> 01:03:44.512 I tell you, he's goin' down! 1239 01:03:51.552 --> 01:03:52.857 Michael, over here! Over here! 1240 01:03:52.993 --> 01:03:54.826 Over here, I'm open! I'm open! 1241 01:03:54.961 --> 01:03:56.225 Come on! Come on! 1242 01:03:56.361 --> 01:03:58.794 Now, you got it! Get the fat one. 1243 01:04:02.998 --> 01:04:03.898 Yes! 1244 01:04:06.008 --> 01:04:07.969 Ah-ha! Nice shot! 1245 01:04:08.105 --> 01:04:09.944 Big man pancake. 1246 01:04:12.510 --> 01:04:14.883 Haha! Look they made a "Flat Stanley." 1247 01:04:19.617 --> 01:04:20.988 Let's get him outta here! 1248 01:04:42.037 --> 01:04:42.905 Eww! 1249 01:04:44.974 --> 01:04:46.343 Oh, my! 1250 01:04:53.281 --> 01:04:54.315 How'd he do that? 1251 01:04:54.450 --> 01:04:56.117 Oh, anybody could do that, doc. 1252 01:04:56.252 --> 01:04:58.524 Even you. Watch this. 1253 01:04:58.659 --> 01:04:59.690 Watch this. 1254 01:04:59.826 --> 01:05:01.254 See? No sweat. 1255 01:05:01.390 --> 01:05:03.294 This is Looney Tune Land. 1256 01:05:06.730 --> 01:05:10.071 Ten seconds to go? Thanks for tellin' me... doc. 1257 01:05:10.206 --> 01:05:13.203 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Your Airness, 1258 01:05:13.339 --> 01:05:15.171 but if you don't find a fifth player, 1259 01:05:15.307 --> 01:05:17.735 your team will forfeit the game. 1260 01:05:17.871 --> 01:05:19.205 -Now the rules apply? -Forfeit? 1261 01:05:19.341 --> 01:05:21.110 Precisely, Sir Altitude. 1262 01:05:21.245 --> 01:05:23.018 No way. We'll find someone. 1263 01:05:23.153 --> 01:05:26.218 Da-Da-Da-Da- Da-Da-Da-Da! 1264 01:05:28.019 --> 01:05:29.486 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1265 01:05:29.621 --> 01:05:31.951 I didn't know Dan Ackroyd was in this picture! 1266 01:05:32.087 --> 01:05:34.258 Hey! 1267 01:05:34.394 --> 01:05:36.624 Perhaps I could be of some assistance. 1268 01:05:37.964 --> 01:05:39.893 That's our fifth guy. 1269 01:05:40.029 --> 01:05:42.601 Let's go. Now you get to live up your dream. Let's go. 1270 01:05:42.736 --> 01:05:44.703 All right. 1271 01:05:44.838 --> 01:05:46.969 -All right. We need to score two points-- -Here's how I see it. 1272 01:05:47.104 --> 01:05:48.437 -Duck... -Yes? 1273 01:05:48.572 --> 01:05:50.371 You kick it in to the girl bunny... 1274 01:05:50.506 --> 01:05:51.704 -Yeah? -...down in the post. 1275 01:05:51.840 --> 01:05:53.477 You dish it back out to the guy bunny. 1276 01:05:53.613 --> 01:05:55.416 -Got it! -You swing it around to Mike over here. 1277 01:05:55.551 --> 01:05:57.479 -Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill. -You go to the hole and dominate! 1278 01:05:57.615 --> 01:05:59.482 -We're on defense. - Oh, yeah. 1279 01:05:59.617 --> 01:06:02.084 Whoa, ho-ho. I don't play defense. 1280 01:06:02.219 --> 01:06:04.618 -Typical. -All right, you're gonna have to listen to Mike on this. 1281 01:06:04.754 --> 01:06:06.656 -Listen up. -Somebody steal the ball, 1282 01:06:06.792 --> 01:06:09.958 get it to me, and I'll score before the time runs out. 1283 01:06:10.093 --> 01:06:12.295 -Don't lose that confidence! Okay! -I won't. All right. 1284 01:06:12.430 --> 01:06:13.698 Paws and wings in here! All right! 1285 01:06:13.833 --> 01:06:15.003 Let's go. 1286 01:06:20.902 --> 01:06:24.745 This is why I was born. I thrive on pressure. 1287 01:06:24.880 --> 01:06:26.610 Excuse me? Uh, uh, s-sorry! 1288 01:06:26.746 --> 01:06:28.441 Yo, yo, yo. Yo. Easy on the trousers, Daf. Easy, man. Easy. 1289 01:06:28.576 --> 01:06:30.379 Pardon me. Uhm, Mr. Murray, 1290 01:06:30.515 --> 01:06:32.119 something's really been buggin' me. 1291 01:06:32.254 --> 01:06:34.990 -Yeah? -Just how did you get here, anyway? 1292 01:06:36.155 --> 01:06:37.620 Producer's a friend of mine. 1293 01:06:37.755 --> 01:06:39.322 Just had a teamster come and drop me off, you know. 1294 01:06:39.458 --> 01:06:43.054 Uh-huh. Well, that's how it goes. 1295 01:06:43.190 --> 01:06:45.532 Hey, you see this, uh, kind of chunky fellow over here? 1296 01:06:47.096 --> 01:06:48.102 Uh-huh. 1297 01:06:50.404 --> 01:06:53.105 Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh, that's good! Oh, yes! 1298 01:06:53.241 --> 01:06:54.767 All right, let's do it! You the duck! 1299 01:06:54.902 --> 01:06:57.838 Now, let's all play fair. Here. 1300 01:06:57.973 --> 01:06:59.942 Yo, spaceman, don't choke now! Come on, come on. 1301 01:07:00.077 --> 01:07:02.244 Come on. Come on. Come on! -It's gut check time! 1302 01:07:02.380 --> 01:07:05.086 - 1303 01:07:05.987 --> 01:07:07.181 This must be mine. 1304 01:07:07.317 --> 01:07:08.716 Whoaho-ho! 1305 01:07:08.851 --> 01:07:10.689 This belongs to me. I'm goin' this way. 1306 01:07:10.824 --> 01:07:12.192 -I'm goin' left! I'm goin' left! -Look left! Look left! Yes! 1307 01:07:12.327 --> 01:07:14.392 Whoa-ho-ho! Don't ever trust an Earthling! 1308 01:07:15.797 --> 01:07:17.028 What'cha got? 1309 01:07:19.762 --> 01:07:22.231 Get the rabbit! Get the girl! 1310 01:07:22.366 --> 01:07:24.228 Come on! Come on! I'm open! 1311 01:07:24.364 --> 01:07:25.972 I'm o--! 1312 01:07:26.107 --> 01:07:28.206 -That's mine! -Not today! 1313 01:07:28.342 --> 01:07:29.744 Hey! - Come on! Ohh! 1314 01:07:29.879 --> 01:07:31.076 Bring it on, dude. 1315 01:07:31.211 --> 01:07:33.609 Whoopsie daisy! Woo-hoo! 1316 01:07:34.683 --> 01:07:35.677 You're mine! 1317 01:07:40.484 --> 01:07:42.288 Number twelve with the assist! 1318 01:07:44.759 --> 01:07:45.753 Mike, I'm open! 1319 01:07:48.664 --> 01:07:49.691 Never mind. 1320 01:08:27.164 --> 01:08:29.404 The Tunes win!! 1321 01:08:29.539 --> 01:08:32.234 This proves once again that Michael Jordan is the solution 1322 01:08:32.370 --> 01:08:33.768 to all of life's problems! 1323 01:08:33.903 --> 01:08:36.241 That was a great stretch for the basket too. 1324 01:08:36.377 --> 01:08:37.506 You know, you really got some skills. 1325 01:08:37.642 --> 01:08:39.776 You might be able to play in the NBA. 1326 01:08:39.912 --> 01:08:43.578 Thanks, Mike. I'll probably quote you on that. 1327 01:08:43.714 --> 01:08:45.184 But I'm gonna take this opportunity 1328 01:08:45.319 --> 01:08:46.678 to retire from the game of basketball. 1329 01:08:46.814 --> 01:08:48.588 -No, come on. man. -No. 1330 01:08:48.724 --> 01:08:51.082 No, I'm gonna retire right now and that's all there is to it. 1331 01:08:51.217 --> 01:08:53.619 I'm gonna go out on top, undefeated and untied. 1332 01:08:53.755 --> 01:08:55.319 That's the way it's gonna be. 1333 01:08:55.455 --> 01:08:56.956 You go on ahead and celebrate with your teammates and-- 1334 01:08:57.092 --> 01:08:59.030 No, come and help us, man. Celebrate with us. 1335 01:08:59.166 --> 01:09:01.702 No, I-I-I'd like to, but I have to ice down my knees right away, okay? 1336 01:09:01.838 --> 01:09:03.304 They're startin' to go. 1337 01:09:03.439 --> 01:09:05.140 -All right. Good-bye, man. -All right. See you. 1338 01:09:06.941 --> 01:09:08.141 Are you sure? 1339 01:09:08.277 --> 01:09:11.912 Yes. Definitely sure. Definitely. 1340 01:09:12.048 --> 01:09:15.239 And the best part of the movie has left the building, ladies and gentlemen. 1341 01:09:15.374 --> 01:09:18.151 Thank you, Bill Murray. You're a national treasure. 1342 01:09:18.287 --> 01:09:20.016 -Losers! - Sorry. 1343 01:09:20.152 --> 01:09:21.152 Choke artists! 1344 01:09:21.287 --> 01:09:22.819 He's the real choke artist! 1345 01:09:22.954 --> 01:09:25.353 Makin' everyone choke on that nasty smoke like that. 1346 01:09:25.489 --> 01:09:26.788 Mm-hmm. That ain't right. 1347 01:09:26.923 --> 01:09:29.459 The party's over! Get in the spaceship. 1348 01:09:29.595 --> 01:09:31.127 Why do you take it from this guy? 1349 01:09:31.263 --> 01:09:33.667 Because he's bigger. 1350 01:09:33.803 --> 01:09:35.131 He's bigger... 1351 01:09:35.267 --> 01:09:37.839 Than we used to be. 1352 01:09:37.974 --> 01:09:39.333 Right! 1353 01:09:39.469 --> 01:09:40.469 What are you doing? 1354 01:09:40.604 --> 01:09:41.569 Ooooooooh! 1355 01:09:41.704 --> 01:09:43.567 -Hey! Wait! -Come here! 1356 01:09:45.941 --> 01:09:49.745 No! What? Hey! Let me go! 1357 01:10:00.660 --> 01:10:02.223 Had it in ya all the time, didn't you? 1358 01:10:04.367 --> 01:10:07.158 One thing, though. Pass me the ball, Bugs. 1359 01:10:07.294 --> 01:10:09.033 You gotta give my friends their talent back. 1360 01:10:09.168 --> 01:10:10.134 Oops. 1361 01:10:10.269 --> 01:10:12.538 -Do we have to? -Yeah. 1362 01:10:12.673 --> 01:10:14.500 -Yeah. -It was part of the deal. Touch the ball. 1363 01:10:16.175 --> 01:10:18.174 Oh, okay. 1364 01:10:18.310 --> 01:10:20.209 Uh, fair is fair. 1365 01:10:20.345 --> 01:10:21.645 There you go. Touch it. 1366 01:10:28.815 --> 01:10:30.551 That was so much fun. 1367 01:10:30.686 --> 01:10:33.157 I feel so... insignificant. 1368 01:10:33.292 --> 01:10:35.056 My clothes don't fit. 1369 01:10:35.192 --> 01:10:38.429 -What a trip. - I'm up for another one. 1370 01:10:38.565 --> 01:10:39.960 Michael! Do you know what time it is? 1371 01:10:40.096 --> 01:10:41.802 Se-seven fiftee-- seven fifteen, 1372 01:10:41.938 --> 01:10:43.603 quarter past seven. 1373 01:10:43.739 --> 01:10:45.937 Exactly. You've got a baseball game in five minutes. 1374 01:10:46.072 --> 01:10:47.902 Okay. Take this. 1375 01:10:49.075 --> 01:10:49.909 Is it safe? 1376 01:10:50.045 --> 01:10:51.411 Yeah. Put in my bag. 1377 01:10:52.848 --> 01:10:54.280 It's kind of... 1378 01:10:54.416 --> 01:10:56.308 I really enjoyed playing with you guys. 1379 01:10:56.444 --> 01:10:58.987 -You guys got a lot of, uh... - Uh-huh? 1380 01:10:59.122 --> 01:11:00.783 -A lot of, uh... - Yes? 1381 01:11:00.918 --> 01:11:03.055 Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it. 1382 01:11:06.026 --> 01:11:07.427 Well, gotta go. 1383 01:11:08.361 --> 01:11:10.055 -Bugs? -Eh, Mike? 1384 01:11:10.191 --> 01:11:12.693 -Stay outta trouble. -You know I will. 1385 01:11:12.828 --> 01:11:14.461 -Come here! 1386 01:11:14.596 --> 01:11:16.265 -Ohh! - 1387 01:11:17.735 --> 01:11:19.373 Ah-hoo, hoo, hoo! 1388 01:11:20.572 --> 01:11:22.601 Wow! What a great movie! 1389 01:11:22.737 --> 01:11:23.969 You were right, Titans. 1390 01:11:24.105 --> 01:11:25.913 They didn't come here to replace us. 1391 01:11:26.049 --> 01:11:28.379 -Yes, we did. -What? 1392 01:11:28.514 --> 01:11:30.414 Why do you think we were so eager 1393 01:11:30.550 --> 01:11:31.913 to watch the movie with you? 1394 01:11:32.048 --> 01:11:33.880 We thought you guys just wanted to hang. 1395 01:11:34.015 --> 01:11:36.557 No. What we wanted was your powers. 1396 01:11:36.692 --> 01:11:40.623 And we can't believe you just gave 'em to us. 1397 01:11:40.759 --> 01:11:42.462 We heard you Titans were dummies. 1398 01:11:42.597 --> 01:11:44.699 But we didn't realize you were that dumb. 1399 01:11:47.062 --> 01:11:49.268 Yeah. Stupid. 1400 01:11:49.403 --> 01:11:50.632 Okay. You've had your fun. 1401 01:11:50.767 --> 01:11:52.036 Now give us back our powers. 1402 01:11:52.171 --> 01:11:53.341 You got it! 1403 01:11:56.573 --> 01:11:58.610 We're the Titans now! 1404 01:12:50.527 --> 01:12:51.928 Where are we? 1405 01:12:52.063 --> 01:12:54.600 Is it just me or does this place look familiar? 1406 01:12:55.466 --> 01:12:56.767 See! 1407 01:12:56.902 --> 01:12:58.571 I knew those aliens couldn't be trusted! 1408 01:22:55.066 --> 01:22:56.828 Well, that's all, folks! 1409 01:22:56.964 --> 01:22:59.770 Eh, be-eh that's my line. Eh, be-eh that's-- 1410 01:22:59.905 --> 01:23:01.299 Step aside, babe. 1411 01:23:01.435 --> 01:23:03.103 Let a star do this. 1412 01:23:03.238 --> 01:23:04.605 That's all-- Whoa! 1413 01:23:04.740 --> 01:23:06.607 That's all, folks! 1414 01:23:08.441 --> 01:23:09.643 Can I go home now?