1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:08,225 [ Whooping ] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:10,706 Cloyd: [stutters] You should've s-seen him. 5 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:14,144 He was so... s-s-scared. 6 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:16,451 [laughs] 7 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:20,107 [muffled screams] 8 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:23,545 I-I like this one... 9 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:24,807 [laughs maniacally] 10 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,244 Woman: Alright. Alright. 11 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:28,767 Let's have a look at him. 12 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:43,130 ♪♪ 13 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:54,315 ♪♪ 14 00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:58,101 [Sighs] 15 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,929 Can you turn that down? 16 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:02,671 Aw, come on, man. You love this stuff. 17 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,368 I love folk. 18 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,066 That is not folk. 19 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,156 [ Music stops ] 20 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:10,722 Hey. I was into that. 21 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:14,161 So sorry. 22 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:15,771 Hey, there, Sleeping Beauty. 23 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:18,469 Good morning, beautiful. How'd you sleep? 24 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:19,949 Aaron: Shitty. 25 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,128 I got to piss. 26 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,738 Okay. Well, no worries. 27 00:01:26,782 --> 00:01:29,611 We're about to pull over right up here for some barbecue. 28 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:31,700 We've been passing signs for the last half hour. 29 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:33,049 Whoo-whoo! 30 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,355 Oh, yeah. 31 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,661 We've been seeing signs all morning. 32 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:38,794 Barbecue? 33 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:41,231 Meat? 34 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,667 Way out here? 35 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:46,236 Mmm. 36 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:55,027 ♪♪ 37 00:01:55,071 --> 00:02:03,819 ♪♪ 38 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,168 Oh, yeah. 39 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,778 Smell that? That smells good. 40 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:18,529 Do you think a health inspector has ever been out here before? 41 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:20,662 [whispers] Shut up, Aaron. 42 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:22,185 Hey, look, guys. 43 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:23,534 Some of the best food you're ever gonna eat 44 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:25,319 is in the boonies like this. 45 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,669 Yeah. Cool, Marcus. 46 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:30,889 I can't think of a better way to start a weekend of camping 47 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:33,196 than shitting my guts out. 48 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,678 [Sighs] Oh, yeah, and I get to wipe my ass with leaves. 49 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:39,246 Enough. 50 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:40,725 Jesus, he's on fire already. 51 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,553 Yeah, tell me about it. 52 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:43,859 You boys just find yourselves a seat, 53 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:45,513 and we'll be with you in a second. 54 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:48,385 Thank you very much. 55 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:51,867 [Sighs] I'm gonna go ahead and guess 56 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:54,696 there aren't any, uh, vegetarian options. 57 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,611 Onion rings, Aaron. 58 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:59,875 Just get the onion rings. 59 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,268 Deep-fried. 60 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:03,835 Will: Can you not be an asshole right now? 61 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,141 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -Please? 62 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,882 -Asshole? -Yeah. -Moi? 63 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,449 Yeah. You know what you're doing. 64 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:11,539 You do this every time I invite you out anywhere. 65 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:15,020 Seriously, man, I'm trying to be nice. 66 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:16,457 Marcus: Anything good on that menu? 67 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:23,377 How about now? 68 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,856 Oh, yeah. 69 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,423 The brisket's good. 70 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:29,296 [Laughs] Ouch. 71 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:30,775 Okay. 72 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,342 Anyway, I'm Marcus. 73 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:34,301 I'm here with some friends, doing a little camping. 74 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,346 You from around here? 75 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:39,349 Nope. Just passing through. 76 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,351 I feel you. 77 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:42,700 Actually, that's just part -- 78 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,224 Hailey! 79 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,617 What in the hell's going on here? 80 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:47,879 Can we help you? 81 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,533 Can you help me? 82 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:53,145 [Scoffs] 83 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:55,060 Oh, I'm sorry. I-I didn't know she was... 84 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:56,627 Well, you didn't really ask, now, did you? 85 00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:58,455 Jeremy, it's fine. Stop. 86 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:01,110 No, Hailey, it's not fine. 87 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:03,504 Hey, uh, I'm not trying to start nothing. 88 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:04,940 Oh, you ain't trying to start nothing, huh? 89 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:06,550 Well, it's a little late for that. 90 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:07,812 Jeremy, stop! 91 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:09,205 Don't touch me. 92 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,859 Will: Hey, what's going on over here, guys? 93 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:13,557 Oh, nothing. This guy's just being an aggro-redneck asshole. 94 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:14,993 Oh, is that right? 95 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:17,953 And what are you gonna do about it, boy? 96 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:20,434 Back up off me. 97 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,653 Jeremy! 98 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:23,915 You piece of shit! 99 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,787 Will: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 100 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:27,136 -Son of a bitch! -Come on. 101 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:29,007 Hailey: Just get the hell out of here. 102 00:04:29,051 --> 00:04:30,574 Will: Alright, guys. Come on. Take it easy. 103 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,054 -Out! -What? 104 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:33,316 Marcus: But they started it. 105 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,188 I don't give a shit. Get out of here! 106 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:39,888 Alright. Come on, now. 107 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:42,325 -God damn it, dude! -We're leaving. 108 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:43,979 Hailey: Go. Now. 109 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:49,985 Let's go. 110 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:59,037 ♪♪ 111 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,435 [ Kissing, heavy breathing ] 112 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:25,194 -Holy shit! -What the fuck was that? 113 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:27,414 Woman: Oh, my God. It's an animal. 114 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:28,763 Wait. What are you...? 115 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:33,681 Aww. 116 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,073 Poor thing. 117 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:36,858 Ah, it was just a bird. 118 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:38,207 I mean, the stupid thing probably just flew 119 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,730 into the window, anyway. 120 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:41,123 I don't know why you're so concerned about it. 121 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:42,559 We should bury it. 122 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:45,083 I'm not gonna take 30 minutes in the woods. 123 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:47,216 Look at the poor thing. 124 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,740 I mean, I would rather just get in the car, honestly. 125 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,133 Come on. 126 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:52,656 You want to bury a bird? 127 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:55,093 Aww, look at it. 128 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:57,008 It's our fault. It was our window. 129 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:58,793 But it flew into the window. 130 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:00,403 I mean, it's not really our fault. 131 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,449 It deserves a burial. 132 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:03,885 Right here? In the middle of the woods? 133 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:06,191 It'll take you five minutes. 134 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:08,585 That's five minut-- 135 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:11,022 [Screaming] 136 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:20,597 ♪♪ 137 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,425 Marcus: That girl had a good hook. 138 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,645 [scoffs] Yeah, I'll say. 139 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:27,648 Oh, great food recommendation, guys. 140 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,867 Oh, and thank you, Marcus. 141 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,869 That was quite a show you put on back there. 142 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:36,352 Ha! Fuck you, too. 143 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,137 Are we almost there yet? 144 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:40,704 Yeah. Almost. 145 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:44,578 The trail is, like, 10 minutes up the road, man. 146 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:49,234 You know, I still can't believe that we actually agreed to spend 147 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:53,413 the entire weekend out here, in the middle of nowhere. 148 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:56,285 My God, you two. 149 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,809 You say "nowhere" like it's a bad thing. 150 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,944 You know what? 151 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:05,381 I think this is gonna be good for the both of you. 152 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:10,342 Yeah. Wide open spaces, some fresh... 153 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:13,694 air, surrounded by nature. 154 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,478 [Sighs] 155 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,088 Will: Oh, what, Aaron. 156 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:18,960 What were you gonna be doing this weekend, anyway? 157 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:22,746 Sitting at the bar, and hoping someone slides into your DMs? 158 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:28,099 Whatever, man. At least there's plumbing. 159 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,362 Hey, plumbing's a plus. 160 00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:33,844 Marcus, my friend, indoor plumbing is overrated. 161 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,977 And it's 2019. 162 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:37,718 You know, if you can't piss outside, I don't know -- 163 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:38,980 Whoa. 164 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:41,330 Take a look at those guys... 165 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:42,592 Right there. 166 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:51,645 ♪♪ 167 00:07:52,341 --> 00:08:01,350 ♪♪ 168 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:10,968 ♪♪ 169 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:12,883 Whoof. 170 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,279 [Sighs] 171 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:20,848 Can you even imagine where your life must've led you 172 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:23,285 to end up like one of those guys, 173 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,679 on the side of this road? 174 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:28,116 God.Yeah. I can. 175 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:29,726 They probably live out here. 176 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,772 [Scoffs] Lucky guys. 177 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:37,778 Where did you guys get so cool, huh? 178 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:40,041 What makes you so cool? 179 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:43,566 Your stupid phones? 180 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,220 Yeah, well, I mean... 181 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:48,005 I do have access to more information 182 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:50,747 than any human in history. 183 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:53,750 Well...did, anyway. 184 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,056 But I guess it's not a big deal. 185 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:56,710 Yeah? 186 00:08:56,753 --> 00:09:00,540 Well, does your phone change a tire, Aaron? 187 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,368 What?'Cause I'm sure that you can't. 188 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:05,153 And you know what?Here we go. 189 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,242 I bet a lot of people out here can. 190 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:10,201 Yeah. These people are honest and hard-working. 191 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:11,942 You know, intelligence comes in many shapes and -- 192 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:14,902 Whatever, man. 193 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:18,775 These people just give me the creeps, all right? 194 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,516 Alright. Look, can we at least agree 195 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,084 that we're gonna have a good time this weekend, guys? 196 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,433 Hmm? 197 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:29,351 Good. Great. 198 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:31,266 I'm so glad that we can agree on that. 199 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:40,362 ♪♪ 200 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,511 Jeremy: Damn it, girl! 201 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,296 What'd I say about slamming that? 202 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,777 Why do you always have to act like that, huh? 203 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,039 Like what?Like what? 204 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,084 At the restaurant, moron.Moron? 205 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,173 I had to punch that fella 'cause of you. 206 00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:10,522 'Cause of me? 207 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:11,828 I didn't make you punch anyone, Hailey. 208 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,438 That was all you.Bullshit! 209 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:14,701 You know if I hadn't done that, 210 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,267 you would've started a brawl with them. 211 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,139 That guy was coming on to you, and you know it. 212 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,749 Oh. I was ignoring it, Jeremy! 213 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,316 Oh, you was ignoring it, huh?Yes! 214 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,666 You was ignoring it, Hailey? You know what, that's it. 215 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,320 I'm not doing this with you. 216 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:27,104 I'mma go into town, and pick up supplies for tomorrow. 217 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,628 Fine. 218 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,281 You can stay here, and do whatever the hell this is. 219 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:31,674 Bullshit's what it is. 220 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:32,936 You're bullshit. 221 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:42,293 ♪♪ 222 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:50,084 ♪♪ 223 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,353 Whoo! 224 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,442 Yeah! We're here, boys! 225 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,965 [laughs] 226 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:05,012 Well, almost here, anyway. 227 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,448 Aaron: Great. 228 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:07,710 It's just a short walk through the woods. 229 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,581 It's not far. 230 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:13,324 And Casey and Jordan should be set up by the time we get there. 231 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,371 You know, Will... 232 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,894 Hmm-mm. 233 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,027 When you told me you were having a bachelor's party... 234 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,681 Hmm-mm. 235 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:26,337 I imagined some good drinks... You know, an actual party. 236 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:27,774 Me taking your money in hold 'em. 237 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,906 Something like that. 238 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,560 Will: Oh. 239 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:35,303 Well, I'll have you know that there will be drinks. 240 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,870 And we will party. 241 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,611 It's gonna be I who is taking all of your money. 242 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:40,961 [Chuckles] 243 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,440 This... 244 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:48,185 ...just happens to be where I like to party. 245 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,839 You're a weird dude, Will. 246 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,319 You might be right. 247 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:55,715 Hey, Will, um, didn't Chloe and her friends 248 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:59,588 go to New York City for her bachelorette party? 249 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,546 uh...yeah. 250 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:02,809 Wow. 251 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,289 That sounds like a lot of fun. 252 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,858 Yeah, that's my point. 253 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,381 [Sighs] 254 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,253 Aaron, you don't make anything easy, do you? 255 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,558 What do you mean? 256 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,216 Oh, my God. 257 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,786 What? 258 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:28,051 You are not wearing those for a weekend of hiking, are you? 259 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,662 I wasn't gonna waste money on hiking boots. 260 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,839 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 261 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,666 Well, don't worry about it. 262 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,365 Here you go. I thought of it. 263 00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,933 Seriously? Yeah. 264 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,804 Where are these from? Your basement? 265 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,458 Yes, Aaron. They are. 266 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,416 I knew you were gonna do this. Just put them on. 267 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,337 Marcus: Oh, shit, Aaron. You're gonna look so fly. 268 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,078 [Laughter] 269 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:57,341 Okay, you guys. We've got to get moving. 270 00:12:57,385 --> 00:13:00,823 It's just a short little hike through the woods. 271 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:04,348 Hey, uh, Will... um... 272 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:08,222 what do you define as a, you know, short hike? 273 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:09,876 Oh... 274 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,181 you know... 275 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:17,100 ...about 3 miles. 276 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,406 Oh... 277 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,888 Just... 278 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,107 pretend we're back in Pap-Pap's woods. 279 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,805 Aaron: Yeah. 280 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,676 And you guys would always pretend you were monsters. 281 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,243 Oh, God, Aaron. 282 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,592 Loosen up. 283 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,686 Suck it up, fellas. 284 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,035 It's not gonna kill us. 285 00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:03,103 ♪♪ 286 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:15,376 ♪♪ 287 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:24,994 ♪♪ 288 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:34,699 ♪♪ 289 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,441 [Snorting] 290 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:45,406 [Humming] 291 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,021 [Snorting] 292 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:58,854 ♪♪ 293 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:05,600 ♪♪ 294 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:12,389 ♪♪ 295 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:17,742 [Sobbing] 296 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:26,795 ♪♪ 297 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:38,546 ♪♪ 298 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,942 [Snorting] 299 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,074 [Indistinct muttering] 300 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:54,649 ♪♪ 301 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:27,987 Aw, damn it! 302 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,511 Casey, what? What's wrong? 303 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,904 Did we forget the speaker in the car? 304 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,994 Damn! 305 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,431 I think we might have. 306 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,607 Or... 307 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,478 maybe... 308 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,002 I... 309 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,614 ...double checked. 310 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,181 Oh, yeah! 311 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,793 Thanks, Jordie. 312 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,709 Hey! 313 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,841 Is anyone out there? 314 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,757 It's not funny. 315 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,194 Will? 316 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,673 [ Rustling ]Who's there? 317 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:11,726 ♪♪ 318 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,467 [Screams]Oh, my God! 319 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,730 Dude, you're an asshole. 320 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,775 Casey: You scared the shit out of us, man. 321 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,212 What's wrong with you? 322 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,865 Hey, don't blame me, alright? 323 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,345 It was all Marcus' idea. 324 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,651 -Guilty as charged. -Of course. 325 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,740 Yeah, I had nothing to do with it. 326 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,959 Oh. Aaron. 327 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,526 Hey, man. 328 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,006 Glad you could come. 329 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,530 Yeah.[ Fly buzzing ] 330 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,923 Hi. 331 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,447 [Scoffs] 332 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:40,885 Well, I'm just so happy we were all able to get together. 333 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,409 Yo, you ready to celebrate 334 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,367 your last wild ride as a bachelor, baby? 335 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,500 You know I am. 336 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:50,504 Okay. So, you can set up your tents anywhere. 337 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:54,073 Casey and I basically have everything else covered. 338 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,639 Do you guys happen to have that coffee we had 339 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,945 when we hiked The Falls last month? 340 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,773 -Hell, yeah, brother. -That's awesome. 341 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:01,384 'Cause that was, like, the best coffee I've ever had in my life. 342 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,430 Right? Really packs a punch. 343 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,084 Will: Certainly does. 344 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,174 Speaking of stiff drinks, check this out, fellas. 345 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,566 Aaron: Whoa. 346 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,828 Where did you get that? 347 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,830 About an hour outside of town. 348 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,094 This, my friends, happens to be one of the region's finest, 349 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,748 most vintage moonshines. 350 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,359 Are we gonna go blind? 351 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,230 With any luck we will, yeah. [Laughs] 352 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,797 Okay. 353 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,365 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. This is...This is a reward, 354 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:26,975 And we've still got a lot to do -- 355 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,543 kindling, cooking, water, tents -- 356 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,284 the fun stuff, guys. 357 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,546 Alright? So...break. 358 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,157 Let's go! Let's get out there! 359 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,506 -"The fun stuff." Did he say that? 360 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,291 -Yeah. "The fun stuff." -"The fun stuff." 361 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:47,213 Casey: Man, I'm so happy that Marcus made it out for the weekend. 362 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,171 The Crawford Street Gang's back together, baby. 363 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:52,000 will: Hell, yeah, man. It's been too long. 364 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,220 What, like, two years since his big Philly move. 365 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:57,353 No shit? Yeah. 366 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,789 That long, huh? 367 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,096 I miss him. 368 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,489 Yeah, well... 369 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,404 good on him for coming out here, right? 370 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,232 I mean, we both know it's not his thing. 371 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,016 This his first time camping? 372 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:11,193 The only other time I remember is when we were pup scouts. 373 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,499 [Splutters with laughter] 374 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,196 Didn't go great. 375 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,198 Well, I'm sure he's gonna have a way better time this time. 376 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,547 Well, let's hope so. 377 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,643 Don't this shit come with any instructions? 378 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,868 I'm so pumped for this hike tomorrow, man. 379 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:36,044 I honestly don't think we've ever been this remote before. 380 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,264 Well, Montana was close. 381 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,091 But that was a national park. I understand. 382 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,746 There's nothing like a fresh untamed trail. 383 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,400 This is true. 384 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,010 Well, the trail that we're going on, freaking sweet, dude. 385 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,187 It has us going around this, like, massive gorge. 386 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,536 No shit?Yes, shit. 387 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,668 Sweet!Yeah. 388 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:54,845 [Clears throat] So, uh... 389 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,021 Aaron. 390 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,676 How's he gonna be? 391 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,158 He'll be good. 392 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,769 I mean, he should be, right? 393 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,423 Besides, he can go one weekend 394 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,990 without a Goddamn latte. 395 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,644 [Laughs] 396 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,036 I hope. 397 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,651 God damn it! 398 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,218 Sick, sick! 399 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,568 Sick [echoes] 400 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,222 Uh, we better head back 401 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,745 before that tent kills Marcus. 402 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,268 Yeah.Yeah. 403 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:33,710 Okay. Take it easy, Daniel Boone. 404 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,103 Don't hurt yourself, alright? 405 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:38,498 -Relax, bud. -We got it from here. 406 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:39,760 Casey: Where's the AB slot? 407 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,502 [Laughs] 408 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:43,807 Casey: Let me try to stick mine in yours. 409 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,857 [Sighs] 410 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,293 You okay back there? 411 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,773 Aaron: Yeah. 412 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,209 You want to sit for a minute? 413 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,993 [Panting] Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 414 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:58,431 Okay. Oh. 415 00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,997 [Exhales] 416 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,783 You know, I didn't think you were gonna come. 417 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:06,787 I know you're not into this whole outdoors-y stuff we do. 418 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,137 Yeah. I mean, wouldn't miss it. 419 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,705 Yeah. 420 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:15,752 So, the whole server analyst thing is going pretty well? 421 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,711 Will says you got promoted? 422 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,278 Yeah. 423 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,757 Yeah, it's going really good. 424 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,368 Um... I mean, you know... 425 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:25,501 it's... it's pretty easy. 426 00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:28,199 See, you're turning out alright after all. 427 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,854 [Exhales] Yeah. 428 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:34,641 I mean, I guess water is, uh, sort of our thing, huh? 429 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:37,426 Huh? I'm sorry, what do you mean? 430 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:40,951 Um, you remember the first time we met, right? 431 00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,344 Oh, yeah! 432 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:44,215 Your head was in the toilet. 433 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,653 [Giggles] 434 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:48,350 Yeah, but... I mean that, 435 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:52,615 like, I passed out, and I left the sink running. 436 00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:53,921 Oh. 437 00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:55,749 Yeah. True. 438 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:57,968 My first encounter with whiskey wasn't my proudest moment. 439 00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:59,318 I'll say. 440 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:05,280 Why -- Why did you take care of me that night? 441 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,977 Somebody had to. 442 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,371 And I'm pretty sure Will was very preoccupied 443 00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,155 with Chloe that night. 444 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:14,637 I just never had a girl take care of me before. 445 00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,030 Huh? 446 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:17,597 Uh, not- nothing. 447 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,039 Do you mind? 448 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,519 Oh, yeah. Not at all. 449 00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:28,869 Thanks. We're gonna be late for dinner. 450 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,871 Moonshine and supper time. 451 00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:33,264 Casey! Baby, is dinner ready? 452 00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,570 I'm starving! 453 00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:41,316 Hailey: I just don't get it, Daddy. 454 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,145 Why does he have to be such an asshole all the time? 455 00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:46,669 Well, his daddy was an asshole. 456 00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:48,062 And you knew what you were getting into 457 00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:49,542 before you married him. 458 00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:51,935 [Sighs] I know. 459 00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:53,720 You two still planning to head up north tomorrow 460 00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,548 to scout out that doe trail? 461 00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,114 Yeah. 462 00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:58,420 I'm not missing a Saturday morning in the woods 463 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,074 'cause he's an asshole. 464 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,771 [Laughs] 465 00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:03,773 Well, make sure you're back in time for potluck at the church. 466 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,427 I know. 467 00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:06,646 We'll be leaving at the ass crack of dawn, 468 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:09,649 so we'll be back around noon. 469 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,564 You'll be okay, honey. 470 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:12,869 You're both hotheads. 471 00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:14,741 You just need to cool off a bit. 472 00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:17,396 Yeah. I guess. 473 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:20,921 Do you, uh, think this will be good for Grammy's recipe? 474 00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:22,662 Sweet holy shit! 475 00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,359 How'd you spot that hare? 476 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,448 Oh, I don't know, my eyes. 477 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,711 [Laughs] 478 00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:31,061 No thanks to Jeremy, of course. 479 00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:33,063 The boy's a shit shot. 480 00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,587 Hailey, you think they're really gonna want rabbit 481 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,502 at the church potluck? 482 00:23:36,545 --> 00:23:38,373 Daddy, Grammy's Hasenpfeffer recipe 483 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,157 has been pleasing folks for generations. 484 00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:41,855 Yeah, but I... 485 00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,334 but I've only seen you make it once. 486 00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:45,772 That don't mean I don't remember how, Daddy. 487 00:23:45,815 --> 00:23:47,426 [Chuckles] 488 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:50,472 Besides, people need to learn to try new things. 489 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,953 There ain't only, like, 4 kinds of meat in the whole world. 490 00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:54,215 [Scoffs] 491 00:23:54,258 --> 00:24:03,267 ♪♪ 492 00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:14,844 ♪♪ 493 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:26,465 ♪♪ 494 00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:31,513 No! No! No! 495 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:34,081 [Crying] 496 00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:37,084 [Screams] 497 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:47,355 ♪♪ 498 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:55,755 ♪♪ 499 00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:57,234 [ Yells ] 500 00:24:57,278 --> 00:25:06,069 ♪♪ 501 00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:15,557 Marcus: This dude approaches me, right, acting all brody. 502 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:16,863 I look at him. 503 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:18,647 And I'm like, "Yeah, right!" 504 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:21,563 [Laughter] 505 00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:22,869 Casey: That dude's a clown, man. 506 00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:24,261 Will: Oh, I remember this. 507 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:26,568 This is a lame-ass fire, dude. 508 00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:28,004 Okay, guys. 509 00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,572 -What are you doing? -What, what, what? 510 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,487 With your little stick. 511 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,141 I've got to get your attention somehow. 512 00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:35,882 Alright, let's see how to... 513 00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:37,318 No, no, no. 514 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:43,063 I just wanted to um, take a moment to... 515 00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:46,457 thank all of you. 516 00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:49,983 My best friends! 517 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:54,944 Marcus. Casey! 518 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,555 [Laughs] 519 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,165 Jordan. 520 00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,470 Whoo! 521 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,693 And of course, my favorite brother, Aaron. 522 00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:06,042 I'm your only brother. 523 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:11,265 Not...just for being here tonight, 524 00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:16,487 but also for being a part of my wedding to Chloe. 525 00:26:19,012 --> 00:26:22,276 There's no better people that I can imagine 526 00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:25,018 having with me here tonight. 527 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:28,108 Or... 528 00:26:28,151 --> 00:26:31,677 to be at my wedding. 529 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,595 You know, I know that we don't get the opportunity 530 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:41,164 to see each other as often as we would like anymore, and that... 531 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,602 Hey, it's alright, boss man. 532 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,038 I can take it from here.Thank you so much. 533 00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,300 Why don't you take a lap, alright? 534 00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:47,693 Okay. Okay.Drink a beer. 535 00:26:47,736 --> 00:26:50,696 I'm just gonna have a quick time-out, here. 536 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:52,306 Love you guys. 537 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:54,221 I just love you guys, that's all I'm saying. 538 00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:55,657 Speech! Speech! Speech! 539 00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,485 I... I don't know. 540 00:26:57,528 --> 00:26:59,139 You're the best man, Marcus. 541 00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:00,488 Maybe you should be the one to do the thing, right? 542 00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:02,403 Hey, man... 543 00:27:02,446 --> 00:27:04,144 I get to give my speech at the big thing. 544 00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:05,449 You can have tonight. 545 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:08,235 That's true. We want to hear from you. 546 00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,672 Well, if you insist. 547 00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:12,195 -We do. -We do. 548 00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:14,545 Okay. So, it's my freshmen year of college. 549 00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:16,983 I'm randomly assigned a roommate for my dorm. 550 00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:19,333 I have no idea who it could be. 551 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:23,119 So, as our man Will always says, "I hope for the best and..." 552 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:24,468 Prepare for the worst! 553 00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:26,557 [Laughs]What? 554 00:27:26,601 --> 00:27:29,125 Guys, it's the only right -- -Right way to live. 555 00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:30,387 [laughs] 556 00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:31,650 -Whatever -Nerd. 557 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:32,912 Okay. Okay. Okay. As I was saying. 558 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:35,044 So, I'm prepared for anything. 559 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,220 And in walks this... 560 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:38,657 this weirdo... 561 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,181 Guilty as charged. 562 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,096 To be honest with you all, 563 00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:46,099 I wasn't sure if I liked him very much. 564 00:27:46,142 --> 00:27:49,755 You were pretty quiet in that "always thinking," 565 00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:52,235 Will sort of way, you know? 566 00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:53,584 It wasn't until he starts bringing around 567 00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:55,586 his high school buddy Marcus that... 568 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,806 he starts coming out of his shell. 569 00:27:57,850 --> 00:28:01,201 We found out we were into, like, a lot of the same stuff. 570 00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:03,290 So, the three of us moved into the house 571 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,770 on Crawford Street the next fall. 572 00:28:04,813 --> 00:28:06,075 Crawford Street Boys! 573 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,424 Hey, baby, can you get me a beer? 574 00:28:07,468 --> 00:28:09,252 Sure thing, babe. And later that semester, 575 00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:12,255 after some particularly brutal midterms, 576 00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:16,520 Marcus suggests we go to a party. 577 00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:19,045 I meet this little lady... 578 00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:22,831 thus changing my life forever. 579 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:24,920 And then, Jordan brings around her friend, Chloe, 580 00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:27,749 and that, ladies and gentlemen... 581 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,796 is what we call "history." 582 00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:32,449 So... 583 00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:37,106 I propose a toast to that weirdo from all those years ago, 584 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,718 the reason we're all here, 585 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:43,722 my good buddy, Will. 586 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,071 To Will. 587 00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:46,812 [ Indistinct talking ] 588 00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:48,291 You guys! 589 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:51,207 That was sweet, man. Thank you so much. 590 00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:53,906 [ Heavy footsteps ] 591 00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:13,708 Truck's all gassed up. 592 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,319 Ought to be ready to go for tomorrow. 593 00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:18,757 Cool. 594 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,106 Oh, Jesus. 595 00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,325 You still mad? 596 00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:24,850 What's it to you? 597 00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,852 Oh, fine. 598 00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:29,115 Fine. 599 00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:32,205 Well, since everything's all fine, 600 00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:33,989 I'mma go get me a shower. 601 00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:39,429 You, uh, want to come with? 602 00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:40,953 Yeah, no. Okay. 603 00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:43,825 [Clears throat] 604 00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:45,305 It's alright. 605 00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:48,047 I can handle it my damn self. 606 00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:49,483 Need you in there. 607 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,361 [Sighs] 608 00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:10,852 You know, the last wedding I went to was your guys'. 609 00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,071 Really? 610 00:30:12,114 --> 00:30:13,768 Yeah. 611 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,117 Last bachelor party, too. 612 00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:16,945 And what a bachelor party it was. 613 00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:21,950 Marcus: Oh, yeah. Yes, it was. 614 00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:24,083 Oh. Maybe he doesn't remember. 615 00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:27,913 I do. I... 616 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:29,436 W-what are you guys talking about? 617 00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,917 Oh, tell the story. Tell the story. Tell. 618 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,396 Tell it. -Okay, okay. 619 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,311 Marcus: Okay. Picture this. 620 00:30:35,355 --> 00:30:38,010 We all rent a beach house in Jersey. 621 00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:40,186 Aaron: Okay. 622 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:43,711 The view was amazing, but the beds were terrible. 623 00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:45,060 I didn't notice. 624 00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:48,150 Wait, wait, wait. Jordan... 625 00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:49,760 you were there with him? 626 00:30:49,804 --> 00:30:52,285 Yeah. We had a joint bachelor-bachelorette party. 627 00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:53,808 Oh. Okay. 628 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:58,030 One night, Will wakes up. He can't find Casey. 629 00:30:58,073 --> 00:30:59,335 So, then, he wakes me up. 630 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:01,337 He's like, "Oh, we can't find Casey. 631 00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:02,730 Where is Casey?" 632 00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:04,993 and Jordan was freaking out. 633 00:31:05,037 --> 00:31:06,734 Jordan: Oh, I was freaking out. 634 00:31:06,777 --> 00:31:11,391 So, I go into our room, and I find an empty baggie -- 635 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:15,874 an empty baggie that had once been filled with mushrooms. 636 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:18,267 And not with the Portobello kind. 637 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:20,356 Oh. Drugs. 638 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,967 -Yeah. -Yeah. 639 00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:23,969 So, I'm totally panicked. 640 00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:25,318 I was worried that he had, like, 641 00:31:25,361 --> 00:31:26,841 walked onto the highway, or something. 642 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,539 And I don't blame her. I do weird shit, man. 643 00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:31,019 [Laughs] 644 00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:34,936 Will: And here I was, just sitting around, thinking, 645 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:37,460 "What would I do if I just took a big bag of mushrooms?" 646 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:38,984 [laughter] 647 00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:42,465 And...and... me, personally, 648 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:44,946 I would go to the sweet sounds of the ocean. 649 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:46,382 [Laughter] 650 00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:48,471 So, when we all got down to the beach, 651 00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:51,039 I mean, I just couldn't believe it. 652 00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:53,346 Marcus: So, we find Casey. 653 00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:56,827 This psycho has managed to build a four by four, 654 00:31:56,871 --> 00:31:59,308 eight-foot-deep hole in the middle of the beach. 655 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:02,355 It's 8:00 a.m., mind you. 656 00:32:02,398 --> 00:32:06,359 Then, he sees us, and he just starts yelling. 657 00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:08,361 "Hey, man! We're all made of the same shit!" 658 00:32:08,404 --> 00:32:10,145 Casey: Hey, that argument still holds up, 659 00:32:10,189 --> 00:32:11,494 I'll have you know. 660 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:15,281 -It makes no sense. -It does. 661 00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:16,586 It makes a lot of sense. 662 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:18,849 [Laughs] 663 00:32:18,893 --> 00:32:20,068 Oh, man. 664 00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:22,114 -Shit, dawg. -That's crazy. 665 00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:28,642 What? What is it this time, Aaron? 666 00:32:28,685 --> 00:32:30,513 Aaron: Ugh. 667 00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:32,211 I don't know... 668 00:32:32,254 --> 00:32:34,082 I just... 669 00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:36,606 you guys are just, like... being around you. 670 00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:40,915 Like... like such good friends. 671 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,265 It sucks. 672 00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:46,616 I don't...I don't have good friends like this. 673 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:52,361 No, you're, you're... 674 00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:53,623 you're drunk. 675 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,364 No. Yeah. 676 00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:57,801 No. No. 677 00:32:57,845 --> 00:32:59,064 I'm not drunk. 678 00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:00,326 Yeah, right. 679 00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:01,718 [Laughter] 680 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:04,504 Hey. It's okay, Aaron. 681 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,158 You have us. We're your friends. 682 00:33:06,201 --> 00:33:08,638 You can hang out with us anytime you want. 683 00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:10,162 Hey, don't tell him that. 684 00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:14,166 Will is gonna marry this... 685 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:19,301 beautiful woman, and Casey is... 686 00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:22,000 married to Jordan, and... 687 00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:23,914 Marcus... he doesn't -- 688 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:29,007 he doesn't have any trouble getting girls, and... 689 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,313 I can't even get a girl to talk to me. 690 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:34,838 [Chuckles] 691 00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:38,451 Hey, man. It can't be that bad. 692 00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:43,760 Oh, no, it is. 693 00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:45,893 My job sucks. 694 00:33:45,936 --> 00:33:48,026 Okay, Aaron, I think it's time to -- 695 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,505 My job sucks. 696 00:33:49,549 --> 00:33:51,768 No, Aaron, I think it's time to call it quits, buddy. 697 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:53,814 My job sucks. 698 00:33:53,857 --> 00:33:56,860 And... just being around you... 699 00:33:56,904 --> 00:33:58,079 [Gagging] 700 00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:01,387 Wait, hold on. Do it. 701 00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:02,736 [Vomits] 702 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:04,781 [ Indistinct talking ] 703 00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:07,219 Dude, you're like a dying animal. 704 00:34:07,262 --> 00:34:08,568 Will: Fuck that! That was so --- 705 00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:10,178 That was disgusting. 706 00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:12,572 -It's on my boots. -Why'd you invite him? 707 00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:13,834 Because he's my brother. 708 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:15,227 -He's fucking lame. -I know. 709 00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:18,056 Aaron, it's time for bed. 710 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,622 Just roll him onto the -- the thing, right there. 711 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,102 You guys put him there. 712 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:22,451 I'm gonna go get a bucket and some water. 713 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:25,976 [ Indistinct talking ] 714 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:28,066 Casey: Dude is such a fuck-up, man. 715 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:29,458 -Okay. -Be nice. 716 00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:30,807 He is. 717 00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:53,700 Holy shit! 718 00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:55,049 What the fuck? 719 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,398 Hey! Who are you? 720 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:04,145 Hello? Can we help you? 721 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,539 Hey...man. 722 00:35:06,582 --> 00:35:09,150 Uh, how's it going? 723 00:35:33,261 --> 00:35:35,829 Jesus, that was weird. 724 00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:37,613 Yeah. 725 00:35:37,657 --> 00:35:41,008 Really weird. 726 00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:44,185 He nodded, though. That's a good thing, right? 727 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:48,407 I mean...I guess. 728 00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:51,149 Maybe he just didn't know we were out here... 729 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:54,282 camping, or whatever. 730 00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,676 Hey, we should actually get back to our tents. 731 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,634 Yeah. I think you're right. 732 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:15,173 ♪♪ 733 00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:26,140 ♪♪ 734 00:36:47,857 --> 00:36:49,250 Yep. 735 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:52,253 Here's the spot. 736 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:56,257 Should be able to get a pretty good scout on some doe. 737 00:36:56,301 --> 00:37:00,305 Should get good about a quarter mile in, I think. 738 00:37:00,348 --> 00:37:03,569 You want to come with me, or you cool here? 739 00:37:03,612 --> 00:37:07,312 I think I'll just hang back, enjoy the scenery. 740 00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:09,183 Aw, come on now, darling. 741 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,751 We both know you're better scouting the wood than me. 742 00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:15,885 Well, I will not argue with you about that one. 743 00:37:15,929 --> 00:37:18,236 Alright. Well, suit yourself. 744 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:22,936 Should be back in about 15 minutes, or so. 745 00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:25,286 Okay. 15 minutes. 'cause you know we have to go. 746 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,506 Yeah, I know. I know. The potluck. 747 00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:28,942 Yes, the potluck. 748 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,599 Hailey... 749 00:37:33,642 --> 00:37:35,340 why don't you have a smile waiting for old Jeremy 750 00:37:35,383 --> 00:37:36,645 when I get back? 751 00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:42,303 [Chuckles] Alright. 752 00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:44,087 Don't scare off the deer. 753 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:45,741 Ha ha! 754 00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:54,794 ♪♪ 755 00:37:56,796 --> 00:38:05,805 ♪♪ 756 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:16,859 ♪♪ 757 00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:27,870 ♪♪ 758 00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:31,657 [ Whistles ] 759 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:40,709 ♪♪ 760 00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:42,624 [ Whistles ] 761 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:47,020 Motherfucker! 762 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:56,072 ♪♪ 763 00:38:56,725 --> 00:39:05,734 ♪♪ 764 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:15,440 ♪♪ 765 00:39:16,136 --> 00:39:17,398 Hailey! 766 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:24,405 ♪♪ 767 00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:27,930 No! 768 00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:30,455 [Screams] 769 00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:39,115 [ Music plays on earbuds ] 770 00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:40,552 [ Music stops ] 771 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:50,388 ♪♪ 772 00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:57,438 ♪♪ 773 00:39:57,482 --> 00:39:59,005 [Coughs] 774 00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:00,833 Will: Morning', sunshine. 775 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:03,836 Please tell me there's coffee. 776 00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:05,751 Marcus: Coming' up. 777 00:40:05,794 --> 00:40:09,276 I hope this is as good as you say it is, because I need it. 778 00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:11,670 Oh, this shit's magic. 779 00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:14,499 Thank you. 780 00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:17,023 Dude. So, Will... 781 00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:18,372 Will: Yeah. 782 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,156 There was this weird guy earlier. 783 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,680 Oh, yeah. 784 00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:24,726 There was this, like, really haggard-like looking guy, 785 00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:27,468 who was just, like, staring at us 786 00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:29,775 when we first woke up this morning, outside. 787 00:40:29,818 --> 00:40:32,342 What? What time was this? 788 00:40:32,386 --> 00:40:36,303 I don't know. But the sun was barely up. 789 00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:38,479 Yeah? 790 00:40:38,523 --> 00:40:41,090 And then, what happened? 791 00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:46,269 He nodded, and then just sort of walked away. 792 00:40:46,313 --> 00:40:47,880 So... 793 00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:51,623 he just stood there, and didn't say anything, and nodded? 794 00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:52,972 Yeah. 795 00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:55,322 Nothing else happened? 796 00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:56,889 No. 797 00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:59,065 Casey: Guys, maybe it's not that big of a deal. 798 00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:02,590 For all we know, we wandered on this guy's land. 799 00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:04,853 Jordan: Yeah, but, I mean, he just stood there, 800 00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:08,248 and didn't say anything, and... 801 00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:11,164 I mean, that is some creepy shit. 802 00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:14,254 Maybe he had just gotten there right before they woke up, babe. 803 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:15,777 Will: Apparently, he didn't care. 804 00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:18,301 I mean, you guys said he nodded, right? 805 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,738 -Yeah. -Yeah. 806 00:41:19,781 --> 00:41:21,522 Then, I wouldn't worry about it. 807 00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,219 I mean, he probably would have said something otherwise. 808 00:41:23,263 --> 00:41:24,830 These people up here, they don't play any games. 809 00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,875 They don't want any trouble. 810 00:41:26,919 --> 00:41:28,398 I mean, we clean up. 811 00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:29,661 It's not a big deal. 812 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,101 Wow. 813 00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:38,539 You guys went hard last night. 814 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:41,063 Hey, tell me about it. 815 00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:44,023 Guess I, uh, underestimated the moonshine. 816 00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:47,940 You seem to "underestimate" every time you drink, buddy. 817 00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:50,116 You know what, guys? I hope it was worth it. 818 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:51,857 We got a big day today. 819 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:54,512 We've got to eat and pack up -- 14-mile-hike ahead of us. 820 00:41:54,555 --> 00:41:56,035 Okay? 821 00:41:56,078 --> 00:41:59,647 So, bon appétit. 822 00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:06,872 ♪♪ 823 00:42:06,915 --> 00:42:10,049 [Sighs] 824 00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:12,878 Jesus fucking Christ, Jeremy. 825 00:42:12,921 --> 00:42:14,444 Always do this. 826 00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:19,406 ♪♪ 827 00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:20,668 15 minutes. 828 00:42:23,497 --> 00:42:24,759 [Sighs] It's been an hour. 829 00:42:24,803 --> 00:42:26,544 I've got to go get him. 830 00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:35,553 ♪♪ 831 00:42:41,646 --> 00:42:50,437 ♪♪ 832 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,744 Man: It's been all summer long, Marty, with these people. 833 00:42:52,787 --> 00:42:55,007 They keep coming on. They're leaving a mess. 834 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,530 I don't know what to do about it. 835 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,315 I mean, I'm beside myself. 836 00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:02,275 I mean, it is my property, you know? 837 00:43:02,318 --> 00:43:04,059 All I'm saying, sheriff, is you got to do something 838 00:43:04,103 --> 00:43:06,322 about all of them hikers coming onto my property. 839 00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:10,718 They keep tearing down all my signs. 840 00:43:10,762 --> 00:43:12,111 Here comes trouble, now. 841 00:43:12,154 --> 00:43:14,026 Oh, shit. 842 00:43:14,069 --> 00:43:16,028 I'll talk to you later, Marty, alright? 843 00:43:23,252 --> 00:43:25,646 Hello, there, stranger. 844 00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:27,517 You bring any of that family down here with you? 845 00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:34,307 Good, 'cause we don't need them stirring up no trouble. 846 00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:35,917 You know how this works. 847 00:43:35,961 --> 00:43:37,658 Get what you need, and get out -- 848 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:40,966 for your sake and for theirs. 849 00:43:41,009 --> 00:43:43,795 Don't be laying around, making folks feel all uncomfortable. 850 00:43:43,838 --> 00:43:46,667 You got it? 851 00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:48,016 Shit. 852 00:44:01,464 --> 00:44:02,901 Hailey: Jeremy? 853 00:44:07,427 --> 00:44:08,689 Jeremy? 854 00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:16,958 ♪♪ 855 00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:18,394 Jeremy! 856 00:44:18,438 --> 00:44:24,574 ♪♪ 857 00:44:24,618 --> 00:44:25,924 Jeremy! 858 00:44:25,967 --> 00:44:34,672 ♪♪ 859 00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:43,419 ♪♪ 860 00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:52,124 ♪♪ 861 00:44:52,167 --> 00:44:53,473 Fuck. 862 00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:54,779 [Shouts] 863 00:44:54,822 --> 00:45:02,743 ♪♪ 864 00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:10,708 ♪♪ 865 00:45:10,751 --> 00:45:13,275 [Screams] 866 00:45:13,319 --> 00:45:15,582 [Muffled voices] 867 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:24,547 Yeah, I'd say we're about at midpoint, here. 868 00:45:24,591 --> 00:45:25,940 Let's see. 869 00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:30,815 We're about halfway, right, guys? 870 00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:34,644 Yeah. The gorge is about a half mile that way. 871 00:45:34,688 --> 00:45:38,431 If we loop around, we'll be back at the campsite before sundown. 872 00:45:38,474 --> 00:45:41,651 Does this mean we get to stop? 873 00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:44,045 Whew! Can we get some lunch? 874 00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:45,438 Yeah? 875 00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:46,874 Yeah, guys, it means we can stop. 876 00:45:46,918 --> 00:45:48,702 Thank God. 877 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,357 Give me something to eat. 878 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,706 Yeah. 879 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,795 [Sighs] 880 00:45:54,839 --> 00:45:56,841 These terrible shoes that you gave me, 881 00:45:56,884 --> 00:45:59,495 they're giving me blisters all over my feet. 882 00:45:59,539 --> 00:46:01,019 Will: Come on, guys. 883 00:46:01,062 --> 00:46:03,456 This is good for you. 884 00:46:03,499 --> 00:46:05,371 And you got a good sweat going. 885 00:46:05,414 --> 00:46:11,333 I hate to tell you guys this, but you reek of booze -- 886 00:46:11,377 --> 00:46:12,682 and vomit. 887 00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:16,512 Oh, hey, not me. 888 00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:18,297 I don't know if I want a break yet. 889 00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:23,824 I, uh, think I'm gonna check out what's over this, uh, hill. 890 00:46:23,868 --> 00:46:25,913 Are you just taking a walk to go get stoned? 891 00:46:25,957 --> 00:46:28,307 [Laughs] What? 892 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:30,309 No, man. I'm a good Christian. 893 00:46:30,352 --> 00:46:32,354 A good Chr... Come on, man. 894 00:46:32,398 --> 00:46:34,182 We got, like... 895 00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:37,229 A li-- Alright. 896 00:46:37,272 --> 00:46:38,621 See you in a minute. 897 00:46:38,665 --> 00:46:42,147 Yes, that's exactly what he's going to do. 898 00:46:42,190 --> 00:46:48,109 Figured so. 899 00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:50,764 [ Unidentified groaning ] 900 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:52,418 What the fuck was that? 901 00:46:52,461 --> 00:47:01,470 ♪♪ 902 00:47:02,254 --> 00:47:04,517 [ Unidentified groaning ] 903 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:08,869 ♪♪ 904 00:47:08,913 --> 00:47:10,262 This shit laced? 905 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,832 [ Unidentified groaning ] 906 00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:23,841 ♪♪ 907 00:47:26,931 --> 00:47:35,896 ♪♪ 908 00:47:38,943 --> 00:47:40,770 What the fuck? 909 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,446 [Breathes heavily] 910 00:48:31,082 --> 00:48:32,518 [Growls] 911 00:48:32,561 --> 00:48:34,999 [Angry yelling] 912 00:48:38,002 --> 00:48:41,048 [ Yelling in the distance ] 913 00:48:41,092 --> 00:48:42,528 What the hell was that? 914 00:48:42,571 --> 00:48:44,138 That does not sound good. 915 00:48:44,182 --> 00:48:47,098 Was that Casey? 916 00:48:47,141 --> 00:48:48,490 I'm gonna go check it out. 917 00:48:48,534 --> 00:48:50,275 I'm coming, too. 918 00:48:50,318 --> 00:48:53,147 No. Jordan. 919 00:48:53,191 --> 00:48:54,670 We're a little far out here, you know. 920 00:48:54,714 --> 00:48:56,759 Someone has to stay with them. 921 00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:58,196 I'll be right back, alright? 922 00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,589 -Okay. -Okay. 923 00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:03,679 Jordan: Okay. Hurry. 924 00:49:03,723 --> 00:49:05,159 Be careful, Will. 925 00:49:05,203 --> 00:49:14,212 ♪♪ 926 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:18,303 [ Grunting ] 927 00:49:18,346 --> 00:49:27,355 ♪♪ 928 00:49:29,662 --> 00:49:38,671 ♪♪ 929 00:49:40,934 --> 00:49:49,943 ♪♪ 930 00:49:52,206 --> 00:50:01,215 ♪♪ 931 00:50:03,522 --> 00:50:06,351 Guys, run! We got to run! 932 00:50:06,394 --> 00:50:08,309 -What? -What? -Where's Casey? -What's going on? 933 00:50:08,353 --> 00:50:09,876 Guys, just, just--just leave what you have, 934 00:50:09,919 --> 00:50:11,138 and we got to -- we got to go. -Where's Casey? 935 00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:12,705 Just run! 936 00:50:12,748 --> 00:50:14,881 Jordan: What the hell happened? Where's Casey? 937 00:50:14,924 --> 00:50:16,187 -I will explain in a second -- -Will? 938 00:50:16,230 --> 00:50:17,623 We just have to get out of here. 939 00:50:17,666 --> 00:50:22,976 ♪♪ 940 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,065 Will, what the hell happened? 941 00:50:25,109 --> 00:50:26,327 We have to get out of here. 942 00:50:26,371 --> 00:50:27,676 Where's Casey? 943 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:36,729 ♪♪ 944 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:48,175 ♪♪ 945 00:50:50,656 --> 00:50:53,659 [ Whooping ] 946 00:50:55,443 --> 00:50:59,143 ♪♪ 947 00:50:59,186 --> 00:51:02,407 [ Whooping ] 948 00:51:03,451 --> 00:51:12,460 ♪♪ 949 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,943 Will: We have to find the keys, and get the hell out of here, guys. 950 00:51:21,469 --> 00:51:24,124 What was that? 951 00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:26,605 We just -- We just fucking left Jordan. 952 00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:31,827 Will... 953 00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:34,569 is Casey dead? 954 00:51:34,613 --> 00:51:36,571 That's what you saw, right? 955 00:51:36,615 --> 00:51:37,833 This has happened. 956 00:51:37,877 --> 00:51:39,835 Will: Aaron, God. 957 00:51:39,879 --> 00:51:41,228 We can't do this now, okay? 958 00:51:41,272 --> 00:51:42,577 We've got to grab what we need, 959 00:51:42,621 --> 00:51:43,883 get the keys, and get to the car. 960 00:51:43,926 --> 00:51:46,842 Alright, bud? We don't have time for this. 961 00:51:46,886 --> 00:51:48,540 Marcus: He's right. 962 00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,585 We don't got time to think about any of this stuff, Aaron. 963 00:51:50,629 --> 00:51:52,065 We've just got to keep moving. 964 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,589 They're probably coming. 965 00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:56,330 Okay. Okay. 966 00:51:56,374 --> 00:51:57,766 Okay. 967 00:51:57,810 --> 00:52:06,819 ♪♪ 968 00:52:07,428 --> 00:52:10,344 Oh, shit. 969 00:52:10,388 --> 00:52:19,397 ♪♪ 970 00:52:19,571 --> 00:52:21,312 What the f-- Hey, hey, hey, man. 971 00:52:21,355 --> 00:52:23,401 What are you doing? Relax. 972 00:52:23,444 --> 00:52:25,533 Hey, man. Whoa, whoa. 973 00:52:25,577 --> 00:52:27,405 You don't have to do this. 974 00:52:27,448 --> 00:52:29,537 I don't know what we did to upset you, 975 00:52:29,581 --> 00:52:32,323 but we didn't mean any disrespect. 976 00:52:32,366 --> 00:52:34,586 Please. 977 00:52:34,629 --> 00:52:36,631 We just want to leave. 978 00:52:36,675 --> 00:52:38,633 Are you open to talking? 979 00:52:38,677 --> 00:52:42,028 Let's talk. 980 00:52:42,071 --> 00:52:44,030 If we're on your land, then, we're sorry. 981 00:52:44,073 --> 00:52:46,380 We didn't realize. 982 00:52:46,424 --> 00:52:48,904 We have a little bit of money. 983 00:52:48,948 --> 00:52:50,993 Do you want money? 984 00:52:51,037 --> 00:52:53,387 Do you want any of this stuff? 985 00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:54,736 You can have it all. 986 00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:56,129 We just want to walk away. 987 00:52:58,566 --> 00:53:00,264 Just let us walk away, man. 988 00:53:00,307 --> 00:53:03,789 Just let us walk away. 989 00:53:03,832 --> 00:53:05,878 [ Attacker whoops ] 990 00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:11,318 Marcus: Run! 991 00:53:11,362 --> 00:53:13,886 Both of you! Just run! 992 00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:16,541 [ Attacker whoops ] 993 00:53:23,374 --> 00:53:27,726 Just get Aaron the fuck out of here. 994 00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:29,075 Will: Let's go. 995 00:53:29,118 --> 00:53:37,301 ♪♪ 996 00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:45,570 ♪♪ 997 00:53:45,613 --> 00:53:48,703 [ Attacker whoops, laughs ] 998 00:53:55,710 --> 00:53:57,103 [ Yells ] 999 00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:17,602 [ Scraping, sliding ] 1000 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:30,397 [ Whooping ] 1001 00:54:44,672 --> 00:54:47,153 [ Door opens ] 1002 00:54:47,196 --> 00:54:48,937 [ Footsteps ] 1003 00:54:48,981 --> 00:54:51,331 Woman: My boys. 1004 00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:54,334 My talented, talented boys. 1005 00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:56,249 A buck and a doe. 1006 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,643 [Laughs] 1007 00:54:58,686 --> 00:55:01,994 Now...go get the rest of them. 1008 00:55:04,388 --> 00:55:12,526 ♪♪ 1009 00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,354 [ Knocking ] 1010 00:55:14,398 --> 00:55:17,575 -Yeah. -Someone here to see you, Marty. 1011 00:55:17,618 --> 00:55:18,837 At this hour? 1012 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,404 Man: Says he knows you. 1013 00:55:20,447 --> 00:55:23,363 Fella by the name of Mitch, from an hour south of here. 1014 00:55:23,407 --> 00:55:24,756 Mitchie? 1015 00:55:24,799 --> 00:55:26,061 Yeah, yeah, send him in. 1016 00:55:29,021 --> 00:55:30,892 Holy shit, Mitch. 1017 00:55:30,936 --> 00:55:32,241 It's been forever. 1018 00:55:34,722 --> 00:55:37,464 What the hell brings you all the way out here this time of night? 1019 00:55:37,508 --> 00:55:39,597 Marty, it's Hailey. 1020 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,338 Your youngest?Hmm-mm. 1021 00:55:41,381 --> 00:55:42,817 What about her? 1022 00:55:42,861 --> 00:55:45,211 Well, her and her husband, Jeremy, came up this way 1023 00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:47,387 to scope out a deer trail. 1024 00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:48,780 That was early this morning, 1025 00:55:48,823 --> 00:55:51,348 and I ain't seen or heard from them since. 1026 00:55:51,391 --> 00:55:52,784 I see. 1027 00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:54,046 They were supposed to be at church for a dinner, 1028 00:55:54,089 --> 00:55:55,395 but they never showed. 1029 00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:56,962 I can't even reach them on their cellphones. 1030 00:55:57,005 --> 00:55:58,920 Hold on, now. It could be nothing. 1031 00:55:58,964 --> 00:56:01,923 Or they could be just lost. Service is spotty up this way. 1032 00:56:01,967 --> 00:56:04,404 This has me real worried, Marty. 1033 00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:06,450 This just ain't like her. It ain't like neither of them. 1034 00:56:06,493 --> 00:56:10,367 They know their way around the woods, even strange woods. 1035 00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:12,020 Where this trailhead at, now? 1036 00:56:12,064 --> 00:56:15,372 All I know is it's a couple miles somewhere off route 41. 1037 00:56:15,415 --> 00:56:17,025 Mm. 1038 00:56:17,069 --> 00:56:19,071 Well, I'm trying to avoid the wife, anyway, 1039 00:56:19,114 --> 00:56:21,334 and no need to send anybody else out. 1040 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:22,553 Come on. Let's go check it out. 1041 00:56:22,596 --> 00:56:24,206 Thank you, Marty. Thank you. 1042 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,469 Any time, pal. 1043 00:56:57,196 --> 00:57:01,418 [ Straining ] 1044 00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:15,214 ♪♪ 1045 00:57:15,257 --> 00:57:23,048 ♪♪ 1046 00:57:23,091 --> 00:57:26,443 [ Slicing, squishing ] 1047 00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:37,062 ♪♪ 1048 00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:42,459 [ Squishing ] 1049 00:58:03,436 --> 00:58:04,916 Will: Over here. 1050 00:58:04,959 --> 00:58:06,395 Aaron: Okay. Okay. 1051 00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:13,098 Shit. Shit! 1052 00:58:13,141 --> 00:58:14,839 What? What's wrong? 1053 00:58:17,276 --> 00:58:20,758 Okay. [Coughs] 1054 00:58:20,801 --> 00:58:22,368 So... 1055 00:58:25,153 --> 00:58:26,633 ...judging by the moon... 1056 00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:32,030 ...it's almost midnight. 1057 00:58:32,073 --> 00:58:33,553 We should have been back at the car an hour ago. 1058 00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:36,817 Wh-What? We're lost? 1059 00:58:36,861 --> 00:58:41,561 Oh, God! We're gonna die. 1060 00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:43,911 [sobs] I don't want to die, Will. 1061 00:58:43,955 --> 00:58:46,305 Stop. 1062 00:58:46,348 --> 00:58:47,828 I'm sorry, but you've got to stop. 1063 00:58:47,872 --> 00:58:49,177 You've got to pull yourself together, okay? 1064 00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:50,483 We both have to stay calm 1065 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:51,919 if we're gonna make it through this. 1066 00:58:51,963 --> 00:58:54,052 [Sniffling] 1067 00:58:54,095 --> 00:58:58,926 Look, if I have to drag you through these woods all night, 1068 00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:01,625 it's not gonna be pretty for us, alright? 1069 00:59:01,668 --> 00:59:04,889 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. 1070 00:59:07,195 --> 00:59:09,807 Aaron... 1071 00:59:09,850 --> 00:59:11,548 do you remember when you were 5, 1072 00:59:11,591 --> 00:59:13,854 and you got lost at the county fair? 1073 00:59:13,898 --> 00:59:15,595 Yeah. Yeah. 1074 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:20,469 Okay, well, you were only 5, but... 1075 00:59:20,513 --> 00:59:22,471 you didn't get nervous, remember? 1076 00:59:25,431 --> 00:59:27,215 You saw that teacher from elementary school, 1077 00:59:27,259 --> 00:59:28,869 and you were able to tell her you were lost, 1078 00:59:28,913 --> 00:59:32,612 and she could help you, because you didn't panic. 1079 00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:33,874 Yeah. 1080 00:59:33,918 --> 00:59:35,920 Yeah. 1081 00:59:35,963 --> 00:59:37,225 You're right, Will. 1082 00:59:42,753 --> 00:59:44,842 What should we do? 1083 00:59:44,885 --> 00:59:47,409 That's my man. 1084 00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:49,237 Okay. 1085 00:59:49,281 --> 00:59:52,371 Just, um... 1086 00:59:52,414 --> 00:59:53,938 let me think. 1087 00:59:57,202 --> 01:00:00,335 We should... 1088 01:00:00,379 --> 01:00:01,815 We should... 1089 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:08,082 ...find the water. 1090 01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:10,084 What?Yeah. We follow the water. 1091 01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:12,565 It- it-it's basic stuff they teach you in school. 1092 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:14,698 Water leads to people. 1093 01:00:14,741 --> 01:00:16,003 Yeah.Yeah. 1094 01:00:16,047 --> 01:00:17,570 Yeah, water. Okay. Okay. 1095 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:18,963 I can't believe I didn't think of that. 1096 01:00:19,006 --> 01:00:21,922 Okay, so, there was, like, a creek... 1097 01:00:21,966 --> 01:00:23,184 300 yards back. 1098 01:00:23,228 --> 01:00:24,969 Okay.I mean, if we can just -- 1099 01:00:25,012 --> 01:00:26,492 [Thud] 1100 01:00:26,535 --> 01:00:28,407 Will? Will! 1101 01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:37,198 ♪♪ 1102 01:00:37,242 --> 01:00:39,636 [Screams] 1103 01:01:10,362 --> 01:01:12,712 This ain't Hailey and Jeremy's. 1104 01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:14,671 Marty: Look like somebody removed the plates. 1105 01:01:14,714 --> 01:01:17,630 Marty, do you think this has anything to do with Hailey? 1106 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:23,288 Well, got no need to believe that it's connected, 1107 01:01:23,331 --> 01:01:24,681 but I think it might be. 1108 01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:45,789 [Sniffles] 1109 01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:49,227 Are you okay? 1110 01:01:51,403 --> 01:01:52,752 Did they hurt you? 1111 01:01:57,975 --> 01:02:01,500 So why the fuck ain't you dead? 1112 01:02:01,543 --> 01:02:03,284 What? 1113 01:02:03,328 --> 01:02:05,809 They killed everybody else. 1114 01:02:08,289 --> 01:02:11,423 So why ain't you dead? 1115 01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:14,774 I don't -- I don't know, I... 1116 01:02:14,818 --> 01:02:17,777 [sobs] What's going on? 1117 01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:19,779 What's happening? 1118 01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:22,303 Can't you tell? 1119 01:02:22,347 --> 01:02:24,088 No. 1120 01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:25,959 What? 1121 01:02:26,003 --> 01:02:28,570 It's a slaughterhouse. 1122 01:02:28,614 --> 01:02:30,355 My daddy raised hogs when I was little. 1123 01:02:30,398 --> 01:02:33,793 I know a slaughterhouse when I see one. 1124 01:02:33,837 --> 01:02:35,839 That's insane. 1125 01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:37,188 That's not what this is. 1126 01:02:37,231 --> 01:02:39,538 Well, then, what is it? Huh? 1127 01:02:39,581 --> 01:02:42,149 Do you have a bright idea? 1128 01:02:42,193 --> 01:02:43,934 Quit your fucking crying, boy. 1129 01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:46,806 You ain't the only one that's seen shit today. 1130 01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:50,592 You know, I started my day off with my husband on the trail. 1131 01:02:50,636 --> 01:02:54,988 And by the end of it, he was dead, and strung up like a deer. 1132 01:02:55,032 --> 01:02:56,511 Like a fucking deer! 1133 01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:07,218 I'm sorry. 1134 01:03:07,261 --> 01:03:08,828 I'm sorry that happened to you. 1135 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,969 Did they bring anyone else when they brought me here? 1136 01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:21,058 What? 1137 01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:25,236 Was there anyone else, earlier, when they brought me in? 1138 01:03:25,279 --> 01:03:27,194 I don't know. I didn't notice. 1139 01:03:27,238 --> 01:03:30,719 It was just me, you, Jeremy, and three bodies. 1140 01:03:33,766 --> 01:03:39,946 [normal voice] Casey, Marcus, Jordan. 1141 01:03:39,990 --> 01:03:43,863 [sniffles] Okay. Okay. 1142 01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:48,476 Well, uh, then, at least maybe my brother is still alive. 1143 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:51,044 Do-do-do you think he's still alive? 1144 01:03:54,221 --> 01:03:57,181 I don't know. 1145 01:03:57,224 --> 01:04:00,271 But to me, it seems like your brother is pretty fucking dead. 1146 01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:05,232 Why am I still alive? 1147 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:12,152 Okay. 1148 01:04:12,196 --> 01:04:14,938 [Sniffles] 1149 01:04:14,981 --> 01:04:18,332 It's gonna be okay. 1150 01:04:18,376 --> 01:04:19,856 [ Door opens ] 1151 01:04:19,899 --> 01:04:23,642 ♪♪ 1152 01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:26,036 [grunts and squeals] 1153 01:04:28,734 --> 01:04:30,475 Oh, God. 1154 01:04:30,518 --> 01:04:34,566 No, no, no. 1155 01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:38,352 Man: Time to meet Mama. 1156 01:04:38,396 --> 01:04:40,093 [Laughs] 1157 01:05:00,374 --> 01:05:02,637 Alright. Alright. 1158 01:05:02,681 --> 01:05:04,509 Let's have a look at him. 1159 01:05:11,820 --> 01:05:13,344 Oh! 1160 01:05:13,387 --> 01:05:17,739 It's so wonderful to meet you. 1161 01:05:17,783 --> 01:05:19,437 [ Laughs ] 1162 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,831 [ Whoops ] 1163 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:25,225 Hush, now. 1164 01:05:25,269 --> 01:05:28,620 Ain't nobody gonna hear you. 1165 01:05:28,663 --> 01:05:33,233 And from the look of it, you're a long way from home. 1166 01:05:33,277 --> 01:05:35,148 [ Laughs ] 1167 01:05:35,192 --> 01:05:40,414 First off, I'd like to welcome you to our humble abode. 1168 01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:44,505 I'm sure, by now, you're quite familiar with my boys... 1169 01:05:44,549 --> 01:05:46,986 Jefferson... 1170 01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:48,248 and Cloyd. 1171 01:05:48,292 --> 01:05:49,946 [Laughs] 1172 01:05:49,989 --> 01:05:55,473 And I am the proud mother of these here two boys. 1173 01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:57,779 You can call me "Mama." 1174 01:05:57,823 --> 01:05:59,825 [ Whooping, laughing ] 1175 01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:05,004 [ Slightly muffled ] Where's Will? 1176 01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:12,838 Oh, the other one. 1177 01:06:12,881 --> 01:06:15,406 Don't you be worrying about him. 1178 01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:17,364 He'll be joining us soon. 1179 01:06:19,540 --> 01:06:24,328 Now, we're usually very untrusting of outsiders. 1180 01:06:24,371 --> 01:06:26,069 You see... 1181 01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:30,769 most don't approve of our ways... 1182 01:06:30,812 --> 01:06:33,467 which is why most don't know about our ways. 1183 01:06:33,511 --> 01:06:36,557 [ Moans ] 1184 01:06:36,601 --> 01:06:37,994 You see, the Boon family's 1185 01:06:38,037 --> 01:06:42,041 been living in these parts for generations. 1186 01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:45,044 To keep the family alive, we have... 1187 01:06:47,699 --> 01:06:50,832 ...unorthodox methods. 1188 01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:56,186 Our peculiarities have had their own... 1189 01:07:00,190 --> 01:07:03,236 ...complications. 1190 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,370 The family tree... 1191 01:07:06,413 --> 01:07:10,200 well, the roots have gotten a little gnawed, you see? 1192 01:07:10,243 --> 01:07:13,507 We have to branch out. 1193 01:07:13,551 --> 01:07:17,468 Lord knows I ain't getting any younger. 1194 01:07:17,511 --> 01:07:20,906 I can hardly keep up with them. 1195 01:07:20,949 --> 01:07:25,215 And like any God-fearing woman, 1196 01:07:25,258 --> 01:07:27,956 I want to see my boys get married. 1197 01:07:31,569 --> 01:07:35,007 Unfortunately for Jefferson, 1198 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:38,402 his pecker works about as good as his voice box. 1199 01:07:38,445 --> 01:07:42,145 [laughs mockingly] 1200 01:07:42,188 --> 01:07:46,149 Can't consummate a marriage. 1201 01:07:46,192 --> 01:07:50,327 Can't even further the family tree. 1202 01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:59,379 But Cloyd, on the other hand, he is right as rain -- 1203 01:07:59,771 --> 01:08:02,991 insatiable, in fact. 1204 01:08:04,471 --> 01:08:07,605 He surely likes that girl down there. 1205 01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:14,394 But he's taken a real shine to you. 1206 01:08:20,922 --> 01:08:24,970 Now, I can't be marrying off one of my boys 1207 01:08:25,013 --> 01:08:28,365 to someone like her. 1208 01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:32,630 Sure, she'll have her uses as a breeder, 1209 01:08:32,673 --> 01:08:39,593 but I checked, and her flower's done been spoiled. 1210 01:08:39,637 --> 01:08:42,118 I can't have it. 1211 01:08:42,161 --> 01:08:45,077 I won't have it. 1212 01:08:47,775 --> 01:08:50,691 But I'd bet dollars to donuts 1213 01:08:50,735 --> 01:08:54,260 that your flower ain't been spoiled. 1214 01:08:54,304 --> 01:08:57,176 [ Whooping ] 1215 01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:11,277 I like it when they get scared. 1216 01:09:11,321 --> 01:09:14,715 I know you do, sweetheart. 1217 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:23,811 Now, I can't suffer intercourse outside the family 1218 01:09:23,855 --> 01:09:26,205 without wedlock. 1219 01:09:26,249 --> 01:09:34,039 And to be honest, my boy Cloyd has waited long enough. 1220 01:09:34,082 --> 01:09:40,872 So, I am pleased to announce that I approve of you 1221 01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:44,397 and my darling boy Cloyd 1222 01:09:44,441 --> 01:09:46,965 to be entering into holy matrimony. 1223 01:09:47,008 --> 01:09:50,490 [Hooting with laughter] 1224 01:09:50,534 --> 01:09:53,885 Time to celebrate. 1225 01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:56,496 It's been a long day. 1226 01:09:56,540 --> 01:10:01,240 Everyone must have quite the appetite. 1227 01:10:03,677 --> 01:10:05,940 Jefferson, would you please go 1228 01:10:05,984 --> 01:10:09,857 and get the main course for our dinner? 1229 01:10:09,901 --> 01:10:14,210 We can't be continuing on to the ceremony on an empty stomach. 1230 01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:26,265 Now, take your seat, baby. Yes, Mama. 1231 01:10:26,309 --> 01:10:29,268 There'll be plenty of time for that... 1232 01:10:29,312 --> 01:10:30,661 later. 1233 01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:38,059 You are in for a treat. 1234 01:10:38,103 --> 01:10:43,413 We've prepared a delicious roast with potatoes, carrots, 1235 01:10:43,456 --> 01:10:45,328 all the fixins. 1236 01:10:49,897 --> 01:10:52,552 Now, I must warn you, 1237 01:10:52,596 --> 01:10:58,079 we like our meat on the rare side, with a crispy crust. 1238 01:10:58,123 --> 01:11:00,778 It's a little uncommon, 1239 01:11:00,821 --> 01:11:04,956 but I'm sure you'll come to enjoy it. 1240 01:11:04,999 --> 01:11:06,784 Jefferson... 1241 01:11:06,827 --> 01:11:08,699 please. 1242 01:11:08,742 --> 01:11:16,402 ♪♪ 1243 01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:20,798 There is nothing finer than a freshly killed 1244 01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:22,539 and butchered roast. 1245 01:11:32,679 --> 01:11:36,509 [ Laughs ] 1246 01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:40,296 Well... 1247 01:11:43,211 --> 01:11:44,691 ...dig in. 1248 01:11:44,735 --> 01:11:53,744 ♪♪ 1249 01:11:55,441 --> 01:12:04,450 ♪♪ 1250 01:12:06,191 --> 01:12:09,368 Oh, where are our manners? 1251 01:12:09,412 --> 01:12:13,154 We didn't forget about you, sweetheart. 1252 01:12:13,198 --> 01:12:17,202 Cloyd, mind your partner. 1253 01:12:17,245 --> 01:12:24,905 ♪♪ 1254 01:12:24,949 --> 01:12:32,565 ♪♪ 1255 01:12:32,609 --> 01:12:34,393 Good. 1256 01:12:41,139 --> 01:12:42,488 Eat it! 1257 01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:43,968 Eat it! 1258 01:12:44,011 --> 01:12:47,232 [ Laughs ] 1259 01:12:50,409 --> 01:12:53,586 [ Continues laughing ] 1260 01:12:57,242 --> 01:12:58,939 [ Continues laughing ] 1261 01:13:02,595 --> 01:13:04,162 Fuck all of you. 1262 01:13:07,426 --> 01:13:09,167 Eventually. 1263 01:13:09,210 --> 01:13:10,821 So... 1264 01:13:10,864 --> 01:13:13,345 now that dinner has come to a close, 1265 01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:17,654 I believe we can continue on to the ceremony. 1266 01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:23,311 And Cloyd, I've even decided that you can wear 1267 01:13:23,355 --> 01:13:27,794 my wedding veil, like you've always wanted. 1268 01:13:27,838 --> 01:13:30,318 [ Whoops ] 1269 01:13:30,362 --> 01:13:31,885 Go on, now. 1270 01:13:31,929 --> 01:13:34,061 Fetch it from my wardrobe. 1271 01:13:34,105 --> 01:13:37,891 Get yourself cleaned up, and make yourself pretty. 1272 01:13:42,548 --> 01:13:47,466 We can't have you getting any cold feet. 1273 01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:52,471 Jefferson, would you please give me a hand 1274 01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:55,518 with the apple of Cloyd's eye? 1275 01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:03,830 [Indistinct muffled talking] 1276 01:14:07,051 --> 01:14:09,401 [Screams] 1277 01:14:15,712 --> 01:14:19,455 Make sure you get some bandages, Jefferson. 1278 01:14:19,498 --> 01:14:23,241 We don't want him to bleed out before the honeymoon. 1279 01:14:24,895 --> 01:14:27,463 [ Laughs ] 1280 01:14:43,566 --> 01:14:52,531 ♪♪ 1281 01:14:57,797 --> 01:14:59,886 Jefferson. Jefferson, stand up. 1282 01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:02,541 Stand up. Here comes your brother. 1283 01:15:02,585 --> 01:15:04,630 [Sighs] 1284 01:15:04,674 --> 01:15:07,633 [Hums the bridal march] 1285 01:15:07,677 --> 01:15:10,810 Oh, so lovely. 1286 01:15:10,854 --> 01:15:12,159 [Sighs deeply] 1287 01:15:12,203 --> 01:15:13,683 [Whimpering in fear] 1288 01:15:13,726 --> 01:15:15,598 [Humming] 1289 01:15:21,908 --> 01:15:26,217 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 1290 01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:31,135 to join these two persons present in holy matrimony. 1291 01:15:31,178 --> 01:15:36,793 Marriage is not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly, 1292 01:15:36,836 --> 01:15:45,236 but reverently, discreetly, solemnly, and advisedly. 1293 01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:47,978 Into this holy estate, 1294 01:15:48,021 --> 01:15:52,896 these two persons present now come to be joined. 1295 01:15:52,939 --> 01:15:57,117 If any person present can show just cause 1296 01:15:57,161 --> 01:16:00,599 as to why these two may not be wed, 1297 01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:06,213 let them speak now, or forever hold their peace. 1298 01:16:06,257 --> 01:16:08,564 [Muffled grunts and groans] 1299 01:16:12,655 --> 01:16:15,222 No objections? 1300 01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:17,007 Wonderful! 1301 01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:18,748 Now... 1302 01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:21,925 I'm going to keep this brief. 1303 01:16:21,968 --> 01:16:25,755 But I believe that the first book of Peter, 1304 01:16:25,798 --> 01:16:28,627 chapter 4, verse 8... 1305 01:16:30,716 --> 01:16:34,851 ...is more than perfect for this occasion. 1306 01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:40,421 "And above all else, love each other deeply, 1307 01:16:40,465 --> 01:16:45,252 for love covers over a multitude of sins." 1308 01:16:45,296 --> 01:16:48,429 [Humming] 1309 01:16:48,473 --> 01:16:50,562 [Cloyd whoops, laughs ] 1310 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:53,652 Cloyd... 1311 01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:57,177 do you take this man to be your husband, 1312 01:16:57,221 --> 01:17:02,661 to have and to hold, to cherish and to keep, 1313 01:17:02,705 --> 01:17:05,621 until death do you part? 1314 01:17:05,664 --> 01:17:09,886 [Stammers] 1315 01:17:09,929 --> 01:17:12,018 I do. 1316 01:17:12,062 --> 01:17:15,500 Mm. 1317 01:17:15,543 --> 01:17:21,462 And do you take my beautiful boy, Cloyd, 1318 01:17:21,506 --> 01:17:28,295 to have and to hold, to cherish and to keep, 1319 01:17:28,339 --> 01:17:31,559 until death do you part? 1320 01:17:33,083 --> 01:17:34,911 [Muffled] Fuck...you. 1321 01:17:38,392 --> 01:17:43,136 That sounds like an "I do" if I ever heard one. 1322 01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:48,664 So, by the power vested in me by the Boon family name, 1323 01:17:48,707 --> 01:17:53,146 I now pronounce you husband and wife! 1324 01:17:53,190 --> 01:17:55,758 [ Joyous whooping ] 1325 01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:06,682 [Muffled screams] 1326 01:18:08,335 --> 01:18:11,991 [ Whooping ] 1327 01:18:14,037 --> 01:18:17,388 So wonderful! 1328 01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:20,739 Beautiful, beautiful couple you make. 1329 01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:29,748 ♪♪ 1330 01:18:37,843 --> 01:18:40,933 [ Aaron grunts ] 1331 01:18:42,805 --> 01:18:46,286 Cloyd: I like when they get mad. 1332 01:18:46,330 --> 01:18:50,029 Mama: Oh, I know you do, sweetheart. 1333 01:18:50,073 --> 01:18:52,466 Now, you go on, and get yourself ready. 1334 01:18:52,510 --> 01:18:55,818 Jefferson, go on down, and check on that girl, 1335 01:18:55,861 --> 01:18:57,907 but then, you hurry back on up to bed. 1336 01:18:57,950 --> 01:18:59,212 Go, now. 1337 01:19:03,347 --> 01:19:05,218 Oh, Cloyd. 1338 01:19:05,262 --> 01:19:07,786 You know you are my sunshine. 1339 01:19:07,830 --> 01:19:10,006 [ Cloyd whoops ] 1340 01:19:10,049 --> 01:19:19,058 ♪♪ 1341 01:19:22,540 --> 01:19:31,549 ♪♪ 1342 01:19:34,944 --> 01:19:43,953 ♪♪ 1343 01:19:47,434 --> 01:19:56,443 ♪♪ 1344 01:19:59,882 --> 01:20:08,891 ♪♪ 1345 01:20:12,024 --> 01:20:13,939 [Breathes heavily] 1346 01:20:22,165 --> 01:20:30,782 ♪♪ 1347 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:39,399 ♪♪ 1348 01:20:39,443 --> 01:20:41,749 Aaron: [muffled] Let me go, you sick fuck! 1349 01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:50,149 Cloyd: Hush now, darling. 1350 01:20:50,193 --> 01:20:53,587 I'm almost ready for you. 1351 01:20:53,631 --> 01:20:55,894 [Laughs] 1352 01:20:55,938 --> 01:20:57,809 [Chokes] 1353 01:21:05,512 --> 01:21:09,168 Cloyd: I like you, you know. 1354 01:21:34,367 --> 01:21:36,108 Aaron: Oh, God. 1355 01:21:40,983 --> 01:21:44,508 Cloyd: [stuttering] You can look at it. 1356 01:21:44,551 --> 01:21:47,815 [Laughs] 1357 01:21:51,994 --> 01:21:56,389 Why aren't you looking at it? 1358 01:21:56,433 --> 01:21:58,957 You don't like it? 1359 01:21:59,001 --> 01:22:01,438 [Whoops] 1360 01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:06,095 [Muffled screams] 1361 01:22:06,138 --> 01:22:14,799 ♪♪ 1362 01:22:31,337 --> 01:22:34,993 Cloyd: Don't worry. 1363 01:22:35,037 --> 01:22:39,389 I'll be real gentle. 1364 01:22:39,432 --> 01:22:42,174 [Muffled sobs] 1365 01:22:46,178 --> 01:22:47,701 [Snorting] 1366 01:22:55,144 --> 01:22:59,496 [Screams] 1367 01:23:02,934 --> 01:23:06,677 [Whooping] 1368 01:23:08,548 --> 01:23:11,595 Cloyd: We're married. 1369 01:23:11,638 --> 01:23:20,647 ♪♪ 1370 01:23:21,126 --> 01:23:30,135 ♪♪ 1371 01:23:30,701 --> 01:23:39,710 ♪♪ 1372 01:23:40,189 --> 01:23:49,198 ♪♪ 1373 01:23:49,763 --> 01:23:51,243 [Screams] 1374 01:23:54,855 --> 01:23:56,509 [Coughs] 1375 01:24:04,213 --> 01:24:07,042 Holy shit. 1376 01:24:07,085 --> 01:24:10,045 Thanks. 1377 01:24:10,088 --> 01:24:12,395 Sure. 1378 01:24:12,438 --> 01:24:14,527 We... 1379 01:24:14,571 --> 01:24:16,747 We can't let that motherfucker get away. 1380 01:24:23,449 --> 01:24:25,364 He shouldn't be too hard to find. 1381 01:24:27,714 --> 01:24:31,153 I'll get him. 1382 01:24:31,196 --> 01:24:32,502 Just go. 1383 01:24:38,377 --> 01:24:41,250 [Sighs] 1384 01:24:41,293 --> 01:24:42,642 Fuck. 1385 01:24:48,648 --> 01:24:52,826 We've been driving around all night, and found nothing. 1386 01:24:52,870 --> 01:24:55,742 Calm down, Mitchie. We'll...We'll find them. 1387 01:24:55,786 --> 01:24:58,354 How? By fucking sitting here with our thumbs up our ass? 1388 01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:02,532 I'm sorry, Marty, I'm just so fucking worried. 1389 01:25:02,575 --> 01:25:04,838 I know. I know. 1390 01:25:04,882 --> 01:25:06,362 Is there anyone who lives out around here 1391 01:25:06,405 --> 01:25:08,886 that might've seen Hailey and Jeremy? 1392 01:25:08,929 --> 01:25:11,671 No. Nobody for miles. 1393 01:25:11,715 --> 01:25:13,499 Well, there's the Boons.What's that? 1394 01:25:13,543 --> 01:25:15,458 No, that's a family of inbreds 1395 01:25:15,501 --> 01:25:17,112 that's been living right here forever. 1396 01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:18,635 I'm not even sure where their property is anymore. 1397 01:25:18,678 --> 01:25:21,638 They might have found Jeremy and Hailey. 1398 01:25:21,681 --> 01:25:26,512 Marty, if they found them, what would they do? 1399 01:25:26,556 --> 01:25:28,166 No, they're not... 1400 01:25:28,210 --> 01:25:30,168 they're fucked up weird, but they wouldn't hurt no one. 1401 01:25:30,212 --> 01:25:31,430 Are you sure? 1402 01:25:34,564 --> 01:25:35,869 Come on. Let's go.Let's go. 1403 01:25:49,405 --> 01:25:51,015 [Moans] 1404 01:26:14,952 --> 01:26:19,043 [Whoops] 1405 01:27:19,843 --> 01:27:23,673 [Whooping] 1406 01:27:23,716 --> 01:27:32,725 ♪♪ 1407 01:27:36,163 --> 01:27:45,172 ♪♪ 1408 01:27:48,524 --> 01:27:57,533 ♪♪ 1409 01:28:00,971 --> 01:28:04,366 [ Indistinct whispering ] 1410 01:28:04,409 --> 01:28:05,845 [Whispers] Fuck. 1411 01:28:10,023 --> 01:28:13,026 [ Groans ] 1412 01:28:22,079 --> 01:28:23,298 Shit. 1413 01:28:26,649 --> 01:28:29,826 Mama: What the fuck did you do to my two boys? 1414 01:28:41,881 --> 01:28:50,890 ♪♪ 1415 01:29:01,727 --> 01:29:10,736 ♪♪ 1416 01:29:18,135 --> 01:29:21,530 [Cloyd screaming] 1417 01:29:41,071 --> 01:29:48,383 ♪♪ 1418 01:29:48,426 --> 01:29:50,080 Son of a bitch! 1419 01:29:50,123 --> 01:29:52,082 What did you do to my sons? 1420 01:29:52,125 --> 01:29:57,304 I can't believe you were gonna be in the family! 1421 01:29:57,348 --> 01:29:59,394 [Yells] 1422 01:30:00,569 --> 01:30:03,310 [Yells] 1423 01:30:05,922 --> 01:30:08,968 [Yells] 1424 01:30:12,015 --> 01:30:15,584 I'm gonna enjoy watching your lights go out. 1425 01:30:35,647 --> 01:30:37,432 I'll... 1426 01:30:37,475 --> 01:30:39,782 [breathing heavily] 1427 01:31:42,192 --> 01:31:43,628 Thank you. 1428 01:31:59,383 --> 01:32:02,995 ♪♪ 1429 01:32:03,039 --> 01:32:04,475 -Hailey, oh my God! -Daddy? 1430 01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,216 Oh, my God, Hailey! 1431 01:32:06,259 --> 01:32:08,261 Oh, my God. What happened? 1432 01:32:08,305 --> 01:32:10,437 We got to go. Daddy, please, please, we got to get out of here. 1433 01:32:10,481 --> 01:32:12,178 Marty, let's get to the hospital. 1434 01:32:12,222 --> 01:32:13,571 -What happened? -Please, Daddy, please. 1435 01:32:13,615 --> 01:32:16,095 Baby, who did this to you? 1436 01:32:16,139 --> 01:32:18,707 Marty, get us-- get us to the hospital. 1437 01:32:18,750 --> 01:32:20,578 What the fuck! Fuck! 1438 01:32:20,622 --> 01:32:23,320 Mitch: It's okay. It's okay. 1439 01:32:23,363 --> 01:32:24,582 Daddy's here. 1440 01:32:26,323 --> 01:32:27,759 Marty, get us to the hospital. 1441 01:33:00,705 --> 01:33:07,538 ♪♪ 1442 01:33:09,845 --> 01:33:16,765 ♪♪ 1443 01:33:16,808 --> 01:33:23,728 ♪♪ 1444 01:33:27,950 --> 01:33:36,959 ♪♪ 1445 01:33:38,917 --> 01:33:47,926 ♪♪ 1446 01:33:49,928 --> 01:33:58,937 ♪♪ 1447 01:34:00,896 --> 01:34:09,905 ♪♪ 1448 01:34:11,907 --> 01:34:20,916 ♪♪ 1449 01:34:39,369 --> 01:34:48,378 ♪♪ 1450 01:34:51,555 --> 01:35:00,564 ♪♪ 1451 01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:12,707 ♪♪ 1452 01:35:15,840 --> 01:35:24,849 ♪♪ 1453 01:35:27,983 --> 01:35:36,992 ♪♪ 1454 01:35:40,169 --> 01:35:49,178 ♪♪ 1455 01:35:52,355 --> 01:36:01,364 ♪♪ 1456 01:36:04,497 --> 01:36:13,506 ♪♪ 1457 01:36:16,683 --> 01:36:25,692 ♪♪ 1458 01:36:28,870 --> 01:36:37,835 ♪♪ 1459 01:36:40,969 --> 01:36:49,978 ♪♪ 1460 01:36:53,155 --> 01:37:02,164 ♪♪ 1461 01:37:05,297 --> 01:37:14,306 ♪♪