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[ Whooping ]

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Cloyd: [stutters]
You should've s-seen him.

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He was so...
s-s-scared.

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[laughs]

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[muffled screams]

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I-I like this one...

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[laughs maniacally]

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Woman:
Alright. Alright.

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Let's have a look at him.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[Sighs]

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Can you turn that down?

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Aw, come on, man.
You love this stuff.

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I love folk.

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That is not folk.

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[ Music stops ]

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Hey. I was into that.

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So sorry.

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Hey, there,
Sleeping Beauty.

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Good morning, beautiful.
How'd you sleep?

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Aaron: Shitty.

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I got to piss.

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Okay.
Well, no worries.

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We're about to pull over
right up here for some barbecue.

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We've been passing signs
for the last half hour.

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Whoo-whoo!

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Oh, yeah.

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We've been seeing signs
all morning.

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Barbecue?

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Meat?

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Way out here?

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Mmm.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Oh, yeah.

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Smell that?
That smells good.

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Do you think a health inspector
has ever been out here before?

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[whispers]
Shut up, Aaron.

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Hey, look, guys.

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Some of the best food
you're ever gonna eat

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is in the boonies
like this.

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Yeah.
Cool, Marcus.

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I can't think of a better way
to start a weekend of camping

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than shitting
my guts out.

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[Sighs] Oh, yeah, and I get
to wipe my ass with leaves.

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Enough.

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Jesus, he's on
fire already.

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Yeah, tell me
about it.

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You boys just find yourselves
a seat,

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and we'll be with you
in a second.

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Thank you very much.

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[Sighs] I'm gonna go ahead
and guess

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there aren't any, uh,
vegetarian options.

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Onion rings, Aaron.

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Just get the onion rings.

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Deep-fried.

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Will: Can you not be
an asshole right now?

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-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-Please?

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-Asshole?
-Yeah.
-Moi?

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Yeah. You know
what you're doing.

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You do this every time
I invite you out anywhere.

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Seriously, man,
I'm trying to be nice.

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Marcus: Anything good
on that menu?

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How about now?

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Oh, yeah.

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The brisket's good.

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[Laughs] Ouch.

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Okay.

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Anyway, I'm Marcus.

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I'm here with some friends,
doing a little camping.

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You from around here?

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Nope. Just passing through.

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I feel you.

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Actually,
that's just part --

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Hailey!

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What in the hell's
going on here?

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Can we help you?

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Can you help me?

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[Scoffs]

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Oh, I'm sorry.
I-I didn't know she was...

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Well, you didn't really ask,
now, did you?

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Jeremy, it's fine.
Stop.

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No, Hailey,
it's not fine.

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Hey, uh, I'm not trying
to start nothing.

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Oh, you ain't trying
to start nothing, huh?

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Well, it's a little
late for that.

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Jeremy, stop!

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Don't touch me.

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Will: Hey, what's going on
over here, guys?

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Oh, nothing. This guy's just
being an aggro-redneck asshole.

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Oh, is that right?

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And what are you gonna do
about it, boy?

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Back up off me.

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Jeremy!

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You piece of shit!

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Will:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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-Son of a bitch!
-Come on.

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Hailey: Just get the hell
out of here.

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Will: Alright, guys.
Come on. Take it easy.

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-Out!
-What?

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Marcus:
But they started it.

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I don't give a shit.
Get out of here!

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Alright.
Come on, now.

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-God damn it, dude!
-We're leaving.

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Hailey: Go. Now.

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Let's go.

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♪♪

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[ Kissing, heavy breathing ]

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-Holy shit!
-What the fuck was that?

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Woman: Oh, my God.
It's an animal.

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Wait.
What are you...?

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Aww.

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Poor thing.

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Ah, it was just a bird.

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I mean, the stupid thing
probably just flew

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into the window, anyway.

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I don't know why you're
so concerned about it.

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We should bury it.

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I'm not gonna take 30 minutes
in the woods.

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Look at the poor thing.

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I mean, I would rather just
get in the car, honestly.

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Come on.

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You want to
bury a bird?

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Aww, look at it.

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It's our fault.
It was our window.

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But it flew
into the window.

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I mean, it's not
really our fault.

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It deserves a burial.

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Right here?
In the middle of the woods?

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It'll take you
five minutes.

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That's five minut--

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[Screaming]

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♪♪

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Marcus: That girl
had a good hook.

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[scoffs] Yeah, I'll say.

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Oh, great food
recommendation, guys.

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Oh, and thank you, Marcus.

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That was quite a show
you put on back there.

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Ha!
Fuck you, too.

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Are we almost
there yet?

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Yeah. Almost.

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The trail is, like,
10 minutes up the road, man.

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You know, I still can't believe
that we actually agreed to spend

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the entire weekend out here,
in the middle of nowhere.

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My God, you two.

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You say "nowhere"
like it's a bad thing.

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You know what?

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I think this is gonna be good
for the both of you.

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Yeah. Wide open spaces,
some fresh...

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air,
surrounded by nature.

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[Sighs]

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Will: Oh, what, Aaron.

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What were you gonna be doing
this weekend, anyway?

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Sitting at the bar, and hoping
someone slides into your DMs?

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Whatever, man.
At least there's plumbing.

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Hey, plumbing's a plus.

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Marcus, my friend,
indoor plumbing is overrated.

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And it's 2019.

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You know, if you can't piss
outside, I don't know --

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Whoa.

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Take a look
at those guys...

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Right there.

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Whoof.

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[Sighs]

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Can you even imagine
where your life must've led you

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to end up
like one of those guys,

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on the side
of this road?

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God.Yeah. I can.

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They probably
live out here.

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[Scoffs]
Lucky guys.

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Where did you guys
get so cool, huh?

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What makes you
so cool?

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Your stupid phones?

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Yeah, well, I mean...

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I do have access
to more information

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than any human
in history.

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Well...did, anyway.

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But I guess it's
not a big deal.

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Yeah?

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Well, does your phone
change a tire, Aaron?

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What?'Cause I'm sure that you can't.

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And you know what?Here we go.

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I bet a lot of people
out here can.

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Yeah. These people are honest
and hard-working.

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You know, intelligence comes
in many shapes and --

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Whatever, man.

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These people just give me
the creeps, all right?

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Alright.
Look, can we at least agree

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that we're gonna have a
good time this weekend, guys?

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Hmm?

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Good. Great.

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I'm so glad that we
can agree on that.

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♪♪

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Jeremy:
Damn it, girl!

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What'd I say about
slamming that?

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Why do you always have to
act like that, huh?

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Like what?Like what?

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At the restaurant, moron.Moron?

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I had to punch that fella
'cause of you.

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'Cause of me?

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I didn't make you
punch anyone, Hailey.

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That was all you.Bullshit!

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You know if I
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you would've started
a brawl with them.

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That guy was coming on to you,
and you know it.

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Oh.
I was ignoring it, Jeremy!

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Oh, you was ignoring it, huh?Yes!

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You was ignoring it, Hailey?
You know what, that's it.

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I'm not doing
this with you.

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I'mma go into town, and pick
up supplies for tomorrow.

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Fine.

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You can stay here, and do
whatever the hell this is.

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Bullshit's what it is.

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You're bullshit.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Whoo!

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Yeah!
We're here, boys!

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[laughs]

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Well, almost here, anyway.

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Aaron: Great.

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It's just a short walk
through the woods.

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It's not far.

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And Casey and Jordan should be
set up by the time we get there.

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You know, Will...

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Hmm-mm.

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When you told me you were
having a bachelor's party...

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Hmm-mm.

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I imagined some good drinks...
You know, an actual party.

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Me taking your money
in hold 'em.

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Something like that.

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Will: Oh.

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Well, I'll have you know
that there will be drinks.

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And we will party.

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It's gonna be I who is taking
all of your money.

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[Chuckles]

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This...

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...just happens to be
where I like to party.

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You're a weird dude, Will.

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You might be right.

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Hey, Will, um, didn't Chloe
and her friends

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go to New York City
for her bachelorette party?

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uh...yeah.

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Wow.

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That sounds like
a lot of fun.

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Yeah, that's my point.

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[Sighs]

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Aaron, you don't make
anything easy, do you?

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What do you mean?

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Oh, my God.

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What?

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You are not wearing those for
a weekend of hiking, are you?

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I wasn't gonna waste money
on hiking boots.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.

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Well, don't worry
about it.

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Here you go.
I thought of it.

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Seriously?
Yeah.

264
00:12:39.976 --> 00:12:41.804
Where are these from?
Your basement?

265
00:12:41.848 --> 00:12:43.458
Yes, Aaron.
They are.

266
00:12:43.501 --> 00:12:45.416
I knew you were gonna do this.
Just put them on.

267
00:12:49.769 --> 00:12:53.337
Marcus: Oh, shit, Aaron.
You're gonna look so fly.

268
00:12:53.381 --> 00:12:55.078
[Laughter]

269
00:12:55.122 --> 00:12:57.341
Okay, you guys.
We've got to get moving.

270
00:12:57.385 --> 00:13:00.823
It's just a short little hike
through the woods.

271
00:13:00.867 --> 00:13:04.348
Hey, uh, Will...
um...

272
00:13:04.392 --> 00:13:08.222
what do you define as a,
you know, short hike?

273
00:13:08.265 --> 00:13:09.876
Oh...

274
00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:11.181
you know...

275
00:13:13.880 --> 00:13:17.100
...about 3 miles.

276
00:13:17.144 --> 00:13:18.406
Oh...

277
00:13:20.538 --> 00:13:21.888
Just...

278
00:13:21.931 --> 00:13:24.107
pretend we're back
in Pap-Pap's woods.

279
00:13:24.151 --> 00:13:25.805
Aaron: Yeah.

280
00:13:25.848 --> 00:13:27.676
And you guys would always
pretend you were monsters.

281
00:13:27.719 --> 00:13:29.243
Oh, God, Aaron.

282
00:13:29.286 --> 00:13:30.592
Loosen up.

283
00:13:36.032 --> 00:13:37.686
Suck it up, fellas.

284
00:13:37.729 --> 00:13:39.035
It's not gonna kill us.

285
00:13:57.314 --> 00:14:03.103
♪♪

286
00:14:06.367 --> 00:14:15.376
♪♪

287
00:14:15.985 --> 00:14:24.994
♪♪

288
00:14:25.690 --> 00:14:34.699
♪♪

289
00:14:35.309 --> 00:14:37.441
[Snorting]

290
00:14:41.141 --> 00:14:45.406
[Humming]

291
00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:52.021
[Snorting]

292
00:14:52.065 --> 00:14:58.854
♪♪

293
00:14:58.898 --> 00:15:05.600
♪♪

294
00:15:05.643 --> 00:15:12.389
♪♪

295
00:15:12.433 --> 00:15:17.742
[Sobbing]

296
00:15:17.786 --> 00:15:26.795
♪♪

297
00:15:29.537 --> 00:15:38.546
♪♪

298
00:15:41.288 --> 00:15:42.942
[Snorting]

299
00:15:42.985 --> 00:15:45.074
[Indistinct muttering]

300
00:15:47.555 --> 00:15:54.649
♪♪

301
00:16:24.592 --> 00:16:27.987
Aw, damn it!

302
00:16:28.030 --> 00:16:30.511
Casey, what?
What's wrong?

303
00:16:30.554 --> 00:16:32.904
Did we forget the speaker
in the car?

304
00:16:32.948 --> 00:16:34.994
Damn!

305
00:16:35.037 --> 00:16:37.431
I think
we might have.

306
00:16:37.474 --> 00:16:39.607
Or...

307
00:16:39.650 --> 00:16:41.478
maybe...

308
00:16:41.522 --> 00:16:43.002
I...

309
00:16:45.352 --> 00:16:46.614
...double checked.

310
00:16:46.657 --> 00:16:48.181
Oh, yeah!

311
00:16:48.224 --> 00:16:51.793
Thanks, Jordie.

312
00:16:51.836 --> 00:16:54.709
Hey!

313
00:16:54.752 --> 00:16:56.841
Is anyone out there?

314
00:16:56.885 --> 00:16:59.757
It's not funny.

315
00:16:59.801 --> 00:17:01.194
Will?

316
00:17:01.237 --> 00:17:02.673
[ Rustling ]Who's there?

317
00:17:02.717 --> 00:17:11.726
♪♪

318
00:17:11.943 --> 00:17:13.467
[Screams]Oh, my God!

319
00:17:13.510 --> 00:17:15.730
Dude, you're an asshole.

320
00:17:15.773 --> 00:17:17.775
Casey: You scared the shit
out of us, man.

321
00:17:17.819 --> 00:17:19.212
What's wrong with you?

322
00:17:19.255 --> 00:17:20.865
Hey, don't blame me,
alright?

323
00:17:20.909 --> 00:17:22.345
It was all Marcus' idea.

324
00:17:22.389 --> 00:17:23.651
-Guilty as charged.
-Of course.

325
00:17:23.694 --> 00:17:25.740
Yeah, I had nothing
to do with it.

326
00:17:25.783 --> 00:17:27.959
Oh. Aaron.

327
00:17:28.003 --> 00:17:29.526
Hey, man.

328
00:17:29.570 --> 00:17:31.006
Glad you could come.

329
00:17:31.050 --> 00:17:33.530
Yeah.[ Fly buzzing ]

330
00:17:33.574 --> 00:17:34.923
Hi.

331
00:17:34.966 --> 00:17:37.447
[Scoffs]

332
00:17:37.491 --> 00:17:40.885
Well, I'm just so happy we were
all able to get together.

333
00:17:40.929 --> 00:17:42.409
Yo, you ready
to celebrate

334
00:17:42.452 --> 00:17:44.367
your last wild ride
as a bachelor, baby?

335
00:17:44.411 --> 00:17:46.500
You know I am.

336
00:17:46.543 --> 00:17:50.504
Okay. So, you can set up
your tents anywhere.

337
00:17:50.547 --> 00:17:54.073
Casey and I basically
have everything else covered.

338
00:17:54.116 --> 00:17:55.639
Do you guys happen to have
that coffee we had

339
00:17:55.683 --> 00:17:56.945
when we hiked The Falls
last month?

340
00:17:56.988 --> 00:17:58.773
-Hell, yeah, brother.
-That's awesome.

341
00:17:58.816 --> 00:18:01.384
'Cause that was, like, the best
coffee I've ever had in my life.

342
00:18:01.428 --> 00:18:03.430
Right?
Really packs a punch.

343
00:18:03.473 --> 00:18:05.084
Will: Certainly does.

344
00:18:05.127 --> 00:18:08.174
Speaking of stiff drinks,
check this out, fellas.

345
00:18:08.217 --> 00:18:09.566
Aaron: Whoa.

346
00:18:09.610 --> 00:18:10.828
Where did you get that?

347
00:18:10.872 --> 00:18:12.830
About an hour
outside of town.

348
00:18:12.874 --> 00:18:15.094
This, my friends, happens to be
one of the region's finest,

349
00:18:15.137 --> 00:18:17.748
most vintage
moonshines.

350
00:18:17.792 --> 00:18:19.359
Are we gonna go blind?

351
00:18:19.402 --> 00:18:21.230
With any luck we will, yeah.
[Laughs]

352
00:18:21.274 --> 00:18:22.797
Okay.

353
00:18:22.840 --> 00:18:25.365
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
This is...This is a reward,

354
00:18:25.408 --> 00:18:26.975
And we've still got
a lot to do --

355
00:18:27.018 --> 00:18:29.543
kindling, cooking,
water, tents --

356
00:18:29.586 --> 00:18:31.284
the fun stuff, guys.

357
00:18:31.327 --> 00:18:32.546
Alright?
So...break.

358
00:18:32.589 --> 00:18:35.157
Let's go!
Let's get out there!

359
00:18:35.201 --> 00:18:36.506
-"The fun stuff."
Did he say that?

360
00:18:36.550 --> 00:18:38.291
-Yeah. "The fun stuff."
-"The fun stuff."

361
00:18:44.253 --> 00:18:47.213
Casey:
Man, I'm so happy that Marcus
made it out for the weekend.

362
00:18:47.256 --> 00:18:49.171
The Crawford Street Gang's
back together, baby.

363
00:18:49.215 --> 00:18:52.000
will: Hell, yeah, man.
It's been too long.

364
00:18:52.043 --> 00:18:54.220
What, like, two years
since his big Philly move.

365
00:18:54.263 --> 00:18:57.353
No shit?
Yeah.

366
00:18:57.397 --> 00:18:58.789
That long, huh?

367
00:18:58.833 --> 00:19:01.096
I miss him.

368
00:19:01.140 --> 00:19:02.489
Yeah, well...

369
00:19:02.532 --> 00:19:04.404
good on him
for coming out here, right?

370
00:19:04.447 --> 00:19:06.232
I mean, we both know
it's not his thing.

371
00:19:06.275 --> 00:19:08.016
This his first
time camping?

372
00:19:08.059 --> 00:19:11.193
The only other time I remember
is when we were pup scouts.

373
00:19:11.237 --> 00:19:12.499
[Splutters with
laughter]

374
00:19:12.542 --> 00:19:14.196
Didn't go great.

375
00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:16.198
Well, I'm sure he's gonna have
a way better time this time.

376
00:19:16.242 --> 00:19:17.547
Well, let's hope so.

377
00:19:24.337 --> 00:19:26.643
Don't this shit
come with any instructions?

378
00:19:31.039 --> 00:19:33.868
I'm so pumped for this
hike tomorrow, man.

379
00:19:33.911 --> 00:19:36.044
I honestly don't think we've
ever been this remote before.

380
00:19:36.087 --> 00:19:38.264
Well, Montana was close.

381
00:19:38.307 --> 00:19:40.091
But that was a national park.
I understand.

382
00:19:40.135 --> 00:19:42.746
There's nothing like
a fresh untamed trail.

383
00:19:42.790 --> 00:19:44.400
This is true.

384
00:19:44.444 --> 00:19:46.010
Well, the trail that we're
going on, freaking sweet, dude.

385
00:19:46.054 --> 00:19:48.187
It has us going around this,
like, massive gorge.

386
00:19:48.230 --> 00:19:49.536
No shit?Yes, shit.

387
00:19:49.579 --> 00:19:51.668
Sweet!Yeah.

388
00:19:51.712 --> 00:19:54.845
[Clears throat]
So, uh...

389
00:19:54.889 --> 00:19:57.021
Aaron.

390
00:19:57.065 --> 00:19:59.676
How's he gonna be?

391
00:19:59.720 --> 00:20:03.158
He'll be good.

392
00:20:03.202 --> 00:20:05.769
I mean,
he should be, right?

393
00:20:05.813 --> 00:20:07.423
Besides, he can go
one weekend

394
00:20:07.467 --> 00:20:08.990
without a Goddamn latte.

395
00:20:09.033 --> 00:20:10.644
[Laughs]

396
00:20:10.687 --> 00:20:12.036
I hope.

397
00:20:16.171 --> 00:20:17.651
God damn it!

398
00:20:17.694 --> 00:20:19.218
Sick, sick!

399
00:20:19.261 --> 00:20:21.568
Sick [echoes]

400
00:20:21.611 --> 00:20:23.222
Uh, we better head back

401
00:20:23.265 --> 00:20:24.745
before that tent
kills Marcus.

402
00:20:24.788 --> 00:20:26.268
Yeah.Yeah.

403
00:20:30.664 --> 00:20:33.710
Okay. Take it easy,
Daniel Boone.

404
00:20:33.754 --> 00:20:35.103
Don't hurt yourself,
alright?

405
00:20:35.146 --> 00:20:38.498
-Relax, bud.
-We got it from here.

406
00:20:38.541 --> 00:20:39.760
Casey:
Where's the AB slot?

407
00:20:39.803 --> 00:20:42.502
[Laughs]

408
00:20:42.545 --> 00:20:43.807
Casey: Let me try to
stick mine in yours.

409
00:20:48.421 --> 00:20:49.857
[Sighs]

410
00:20:49.900 --> 00:20:51.293
You okay back there?

411
00:20:51.337 --> 00:20:52.773
Aaron: Yeah.

412
00:20:52.816 --> 00:20:54.209
You want to sit
for a minute?

413
00:20:54.253 --> 00:20:55.993
[Panting] Yeah.
Yeah. Sure.

414
00:20:56.037 --> 00:20:58.431
Okay. Oh.

415
00:20:58.474 --> 00:20:59.997
[Exhales]

416
00:21:00.041 --> 00:21:02.783
You know, I didn't think
you were gonna come.

417
00:21:02.826 --> 00:21:06.787
I know you're not into this
whole outdoors-y stuff we do.

418
00:21:06.830 --> 00:21:09.137
Yeah.
I mean, wouldn't miss it.

419
00:21:09.180 --> 00:21:11.705
Yeah.

420
00:21:11.748 --> 00:21:15.752
So, the whole server analyst
thing is going pretty well?

421
00:21:15.796 --> 00:21:17.711
Will says
you got promoted?

422
00:21:17.754 --> 00:21:19.278
Yeah.

423
00:21:19.321 --> 00:21:20.757
Yeah, it's going
really good.

424
00:21:20.801 --> 00:21:22.368
Um...
I mean, you know...

425
00:21:22.411 --> 00:21:25.501
it's...
it's pretty easy.

426
00:21:25.545 --> 00:21:28.199
See, you're turning out
alright after all.

427
00:21:28.243 --> 00:21:30.854
[Exhales]
Yeah.

428
00:21:30.898 --> 00:21:34.641
I mean, I guess water is, uh,
sort of our thing, huh?

429
00:21:34.684 --> 00:21:37.426
Huh? I'm sorry,
what do you mean?

430
00:21:37.470 --> 00:21:40.951
Um, you remember the first time
we met, right?

431
00:21:40.995 --> 00:21:42.344
Oh, yeah!

432
00:21:42.388 --> 00:21:44.215
Your head was
in the toilet.

433
00:21:44.259 --> 00:21:46.653
[Giggles]

434
00:21:46.696 --> 00:21:48.350
Yeah, but...
I mean that,

435
00:21:48.394 --> 00:21:52.615
like, I passed out,
and I left the sink running.

436
00:21:52.659 --> 00:21:53.921
Oh.

437
00:21:53.964 --> 00:21:55.749
Yeah. True.

438
00:21:55.792 --> 00:21:57.968
My first encounter with whiskey
wasn't my proudest moment.

439
00:21:58.012 --> 00:21:59.318
I'll say.

440
00:22:01.929 --> 00:22:05.280
Why -- Why did you
take care of me that night?

441
00:22:05.324 --> 00:22:06.977
Somebody had to.

442
00:22:07.021 --> 00:22:09.371
And I'm pretty sure
Will was very preoccupied

443
00:22:09.415 --> 00:22:11.155
with Chloe that night.

444
00:22:11.199 --> 00:22:14.637
I just never had a girl
take care of me before.

445
00:22:14.681 --> 00:22:16.030
Huh?

446
00:22:16.073 --> 00:22:17.597
Uh, not- nothing.

447
00:22:23.820 --> 00:22:25.039
Do you mind?

448
00:22:25.082 --> 00:22:26.519
Oh, yeah.
Not at all.

449
00:22:26.562 --> 00:22:28.869
Thanks. We're gonna be
late for dinner.

450
00:22:28.912 --> 00:22:30.871
Moonshine
and supper time.

451
00:22:30.914 --> 00:22:33.264
Casey!
Baby, is dinner ready?

452
00:22:33.308 --> 00:22:34.570
I'm starving!

453
00:22:39.662 --> 00:22:41.316
Hailey: I just don't
get it, Daddy.

454
00:22:41.360 --> 00:22:44.145
Why does he have to be
such an asshole all the time?

455
00:22:44.188 --> 00:22:46.669
Well, his daddy
was an asshole.

456
00:22:46.713 --> 00:22:48.062
And you knew what you
were getting into

457
00:22:48.105 --> 00:22:49.542
before you married him.

458
00:22:49.585 --> 00:22:51.935
[Sighs] I know.

459
00:22:51.979 --> 00:22:53.720
You two still planning
to head up north tomorrow

460
00:22:53.763 --> 00:22:55.548
to scout out
that doe trail?

461
00:22:55.591 --> 00:22:57.114
Yeah.

462
00:22:57.158 --> 00:22:58.420
I'm not missing a Saturday
morning in the woods

463
00:22:58.464 --> 00:23:00.074
'cause he's an asshole.

464
00:23:00.117 --> 00:23:01.771
[Laughs]

465
00:23:01.815 --> 00:23:03.773
Well, make sure you're back in
time for potluck at the church.

466
00:23:03.817 --> 00:23:05.427
I know.

467
00:23:05.471 --> 00:23:06.646
We'll be leaving at
the ass crack of dawn,

468
00:23:06.689 --> 00:23:09.649
so we'll be back
around noon.

469
00:23:09.692 --> 00:23:11.564
You'll be okay, honey.

470
00:23:11.607 --> 00:23:12.869
You're both hotheads.

471
00:23:12.913 --> 00:23:14.741
You just need to
cool off a bit.

472
00:23:14.784 --> 00:23:17.396
Yeah. I guess.

473
00:23:17.439 --> 00:23:20.921
Do you, uh, think this will
be good for Grammy's recipe?

474
00:23:20.964 --> 00:23:22.662
Sweet holy shit!

475
00:23:22.705 --> 00:23:24.359
How'd you spot
that hare?

476
00:23:24.403 --> 00:23:26.448
Oh, I don't know,
my eyes.

477
00:23:26.492 --> 00:23:28.711
[Laughs]

478
00:23:28.755 --> 00:23:31.061
No thanks to Jeremy,
of course.

479
00:23:31.105 --> 00:23:33.063
The boy's a shit shot.

480
00:23:33.107 --> 00:23:34.587
Hailey, you think they're really
gonna want rabbit

481
00:23:34.630 --> 00:23:36.502
at the church potluck?

482
00:23:36.545 --> 00:23:38.373
Daddy, Grammy's
Hasenpfeffer recipe

483
00:23:38.417 --> 00:23:40.157
has been pleasing folks
for generations.

484
00:23:40.201 --> 00:23:41.855
Yeah, but I...

485
00:23:41.898 --> 00:23:43.334
but I've only seen you
make it once.

486
00:23:43.378 --> 00:23:45.772
That don't mean
I don't remember how, Daddy.

487
00:23:45.815 --> 00:23:47.426
[Chuckles]

488
00:23:47.469 --> 00:23:50.472
Besides, people need to learn
to try new things.

489
00:23:50.516 --> 00:23:52.953
There ain't only, like, 4 kinds
of meat in the whole world.

490
00:23:52.996 --> 00:23:54.215
[Scoffs]

491
00:23:54.258 --> 00:24:03.267
♪♪

492
00:24:05.835 --> 00:24:14.844
♪♪

493
00:24:17.456 --> 00:24:26.465
♪♪

494
00:24:29.032 --> 00:24:31.513
No! No! No!

495
00:24:31.557 --> 00:24:34.081
[Crying]

496
00:24:34.124 --> 00:24:37.084
[Screams]

497
00:24:38.912 --> 00:24:47.355
♪♪

498
00:24:47.398 --> 00:24:55.755
♪♪

499
00:24:55.798 --> 00:24:57.234
[ Yells ]

500
00:24:57.278 --> 00:25:06.069
♪♪

501
00:25:12.728 --> 00:25:15.557
Marcus: This dude approaches me,
right, acting all brody.

502
00:25:15.601 --> 00:25:16.863
I look at him.

503
00:25:16.906 --> 00:25:18.647
And I'm like,
"Yeah, right!"

504
00:25:18.691 --> 00:25:21.563
[Laughter]

505
00:25:21.607 --> 00:25:22.869
Casey: That dude's
a clown, man.

506
00:25:22.912 --> 00:25:24.261
Will:
Oh, I remember this.

507
00:25:24.305 --> 00:25:26.568
This is a
lame-ass fire, dude.

508
00:25:26.612 --> 00:25:28.004
Okay, guys.

509
00:25:28.048 --> 00:25:30.572
-What are you doing?
-What, what, what?

510
00:25:30.616 --> 00:25:32.487
With your
little stick.

511
00:25:32.531 --> 00:25:34.141
I've got to get your
attention somehow.

512
00:25:34.184 --> 00:25:35.882
Alright,
let's see how to...

513
00:25:35.925 --> 00:25:37.318
No, no, no.

514
00:25:37.361 --> 00:25:43.063
I just wanted to um,
take a moment to...

515
00:25:43.106 --> 00:25:46.457
thank all of you.

516
00:25:46.501 --> 00:25:49.983
My best friends!

517
00:25:50.026 --> 00:25:54.944
Marcus.
Casey!

518
00:25:54.988 --> 00:25:56.555
[Laughs]

519
00:25:56.598 --> 00:25:58.165
Jordan.

520
00:25:58.208 --> 00:25:59.470
Whoo!

521
00:26:02.125 --> 00:26:04.693
And of course,
my favorite brother, Aaron.

522
00:26:04.737 --> 00:26:06.042
I'm your only brother.

523
00:26:06.086 --> 00:26:11.265
Not...just for
being here tonight,

524
00:26:11.308 --> 00:26:16.487
but also for being a part
of my wedding to Chloe.

525
00:26:19.012 --> 00:26:22.276
There's no better people
that I can imagine

526
00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:25.018
having with me
here tonight.

527
00:26:25.061 --> 00:26:28.108
Or...

528
00:26:28.151 --> 00:26:31.677
to be at my wedding.

529
00:26:31.720 --> 00:26:36.595
You know, I know that we
don't get the opportunity

530
00:26:36.638 --> 00:26:41.164
to see each other as often as we
would like anymore, and that...

531
00:26:41.208 --> 00:26:43.602
Hey, it's alright,
boss man.

532
00:26:43.645 --> 00:26:45.038
I can take it from here.Thank you so much.

533
00:26:45.081 --> 00:26:46.300
Why don't you take a lap,
alright?

534
00:26:46.343 --> 00:26:47.693
Okay. Okay.Drink a beer.

535
00:26:47.736 --> 00:26:50.696
I'm just gonna have
a quick time-out, here.

536
00:26:50.739 --> 00:26:52.306
Love you guys.

537
00:26:52.349 --> 00:26:54.221
I just love you guys,
that's all I'm saying.

538
00:26:54.264 --> 00:26:55.657
Speech! Speech!
Speech!

539
00:26:55.701 --> 00:26:57.485
I...
I don't know.

540
00:26:57.528 --> 00:26:59.139
You're the best man,
Marcus.

541
00:26:59.182 --> 00:27:00.488
Maybe you should be the one
to do the thing, right?

542
00:27:00.531 --> 00:27:02.403
Hey, man...

543
00:27:02.446 --> 00:27:04.144
I get to give my speech
at the big thing.

544
00:27:04.187 --> 00:27:05.449
You can have tonight.

545
00:27:05.493 --> 00:27:08.235
That's true.
We want to hear from you.

546
00:27:08.278 --> 00:27:10.672
Well, if you insist.

547
00:27:10.716 --> 00:27:12.195
-We do.
-We do.

548
00:27:12.239 --> 00:27:14.545
Okay. So, it's my freshmen year
of college.

549
00:27:14.589 --> 00:27:16.983
I'm randomly assigned
a roommate for my dorm.

550
00:27:17.026 --> 00:27:19.333
I have no idea
who it could be.

551
00:27:19.376 --> 00:27:23.119
So, as our man Will always says,
"I hope for the best and..."

552
00:27:23.163 --> 00:27:24.468
Prepare for the worst!

553
00:27:24.512 --> 00:27:26.557
[Laughs]What?

554
00:27:26.601 --> 00:27:29.125
Guys, it's the only right --
-Right way to live.

555
00:27:29.169 --> 00:27:30.387
[laughs]

556
00:27:30.431 --> 00:27:31.650
-Whatever
-Nerd.

557
00:27:31.693 --> 00:27:32.912
Okay. Okay. Okay.
As I was saying.

558
00:27:32.955 --> 00:27:35.044
So, I'm prepared
for anything.

559
00:27:35.088 --> 00:27:37.220
And in walks this...

560
00:27:37.264 --> 00:27:38.657
this weirdo...

561
00:27:38.700 --> 00:27:41.181
Guilty as charged.

562
00:27:41.224 --> 00:27:43.096
To be honest
with you all,

563
00:27:43.139 --> 00:27:46.099
I wasn't sure
if I liked him very much.

564
00:27:46.142 --> 00:27:49.755
You were pretty quiet
in that "always thinking,"

565
00:27:49.798 --> 00:27:52.235
Will sort of way,
you know?

566
00:27:52.279 --> 00:27:53.584
It wasn't until
he starts bringing around

567
00:27:53.628 --> 00:27:55.586
his high school buddy
Marcus that...

568
00:27:55.630 --> 00:27:57.806
he starts coming out
of his shell.

569
00:27:57.850 --> 00:28:01.201
We found out we were into,
like, a lot of the same stuff.

570
00:28:01.244 --> 00:28:03.290
So, the three of us
moved into the house

571
00:28:03.333 --> 00:28:04.770
on Crawford Street
the next fall.

572
00:28:04.813 --> 00:28:06.075
Crawford Street Boys!

573
00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:07.424
Hey, baby,
can you get me a beer?

574
00:28:07.468 --> 00:28:09.252
Sure thing, babe.
And later that semester,

575
00:28:09.296 --> 00:28:12.255
after some particularly
brutal midterms,

576
00:28:12.299 --> 00:28:16.520
Marcus suggests
we go to a party.

577
00:28:16.564 --> 00:28:19.045
I meet this
little lady...

578
00:28:19.088 --> 00:28:22.831
thus changing
my life forever.

579
00:28:22.875 --> 00:28:24.920
And then, Jordan brings
around her friend, Chloe,

580
00:28:24.964 --> 00:28:27.749
and that,
ladies and gentlemen...

581
00:28:27.793 --> 00:28:30.796
is what we call "history."

582
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:32.449
So...

583
00:28:32.493 --> 00:28:37.106
I propose a toast to that weirdo
from all those years ago,

584
00:28:37.150 --> 00:28:39.718
the reason
we're all here,

585
00:28:39.761 --> 00:28:43.722
my good buddy, Will.

586
00:28:43.765 --> 00:28:45.071
To Will.

587
00:28:45.114 --> 00:28:46.812
[ Indistinct talking ]

588
00:28:46.855 --> 00:28:48.291
You guys!

589
00:28:48.335 --> 00:28:51.207
That was sweet, man.
Thank you so much.

590
00:28:51.251 --> 00:28:53.906
[ Heavy footsteps ]

591
00:29:11.227 --> 00:29:13.708
Truck's all gassed up.

592
00:29:13.752 --> 00:29:16.319
Ought to be ready to go
for tomorrow.

593
00:29:16.363 --> 00:29:18.757
Cool.

594
00:29:18.800 --> 00:29:20.106
Oh, Jesus.

595
00:29:20.149 --> 00:29:22.325
You still mad?

596
00:29:22.369 --> 00:29:24.850
What's it to you?

597
00:29:24.893 --> 00:29:26.852
Oh, fine.

598
00:29:26.895 --> 00:29:29.115
Fine.

599
00:29:29.158 --> 00:29:32.205
Well, since everything's
all fine,

600
00:29:32.248 --> 00:29:33.989
I'mma go get me a shower.

601
00:29:36.078 --> 00:29:39.429
You, uh,
want to come with?

602
00:29:39.473 --> 00:29:40.953
Yeah, no.
Okay.

603
00:29:40.996 --> 00:29:43.825
[Clears throat]

604
00:29:43.869 --> 00:29:45.305
It's alright.

605
00:29:45.348 --> 00:29:48.047
I can handle it
my damn self.

606
00:29:48.090 --> 00:29:49.483
Need you in there.

607
00:29:56.882 --> 00:29:58.361
[Sighs]

608
00:30:06.413 --> 00:30:10.852
You know, the last wedding
I went to was your guys'.

609
00:30:10.896 --> 00:30:12.071
Really?

610
00:30:12.114 --> 00:30:13.768
Yeah.

611
00:30:13.812 --> 00:30:15.117
Last bachelor party, too.

612
00:30:15.161 --> 00:30:16.945
And what a bachelor party
it was.

613
00:30:16.989 --> 00:30:21.950
Marcus: Oh, yeah.
Yes, it was.

614
00:30:21.994 --> 00:30:24.083
Oh. Maybe he
doesn't remember.

615
00:30:24.126 --> 00:30:27.913
I do.
I...

616
00:30:27.956 --> 00:30:29.436
W-what are you guys
talking about?

617
00:30:29.479 --> 00:30:31.917
Oh, tell the story.
Tell the story. Tell.

618
00:30:31.960 --> 00:30:33.396
Tell it.
-Okay, okay.

619
00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:35.311
Marcus: Okay.
Picture this.

620
00:30:35.355 --> 00:30:38.010
We all rent a beach house
in Jersey.

621
00:30:38.053 --> 00:30:40.186
Aaron: Okay.

622
00:30:40.229 --> 00:30:43.711
The view was amazing,
but the beds were terrible.

623
00:30:43.754 --> 00:30:45.060
I didn't notice.

624
00:30:45.104 --> 00:30:48.150
Wait, wait, wait.
Jordan...

625
00:30:48.194 --> 00:30:49.760
you were there
with him?

626
00:30:49.804 --> 00:30:52.285
Yeah. We had a joint
bachelor-bachelorette party.

627
00:30:52.328 --> 00:30:53.808
Oh. Okay.

628
00:30:53.852 --> 00:30:58.030
One night, Will wakes up.
He can't find Casey.

629
00:30:58.073 --> 00:30:59.335
So, then, he wakes me up.

630
00:30:59.379 --> 00:31:01.337
He's like,
"Oh, we can't find Casey.

631
00:31:01.381 --> 00:31:02.730
Where is Casey?"

632
00:31:02.773 --> 00:31:04.993
and Jordan
was freaking out.

633
00:31:05.037 --> 00:31:06.734
Jordan:
Oh, I was freaking out.

634
00:31:06.777 --> 00:31:11.391
So, I go into our room,
and I find an empty baggie --

635
00:31:11.434 --> 00:31:15.874
an empty baggie that had once
been filled with mushrooms.

636
00:31:15.917 --> 00:31:18.267
And not with
the Portobello kind.

637
00:31:18.311 --> 00:31:20.356
Oh. Drugs.

638
00:31:20.400 --> 00:31:21.967
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

639
00:31:22.010 --> 00:31:23.969
So, I'm totally panicked.

640
00:31:24.012 --> 00:31:25.318
I was worried that he had,
like,

641
00:31:25.361 --> 00:31:26.841
walked onto the highway,
or something.

642
00:31:26.885 --> 00:31:29.539
And I don't blame her.
I do weird shit, man.

643
00:31:29.583 --> 00:31:31.019
[Laughs]

644
00:31:31.063 --> 00:31:34.936
Will: And here I was,
just sitting around, thinking,

645
00:31:34.980 --> 00:31:37.460
"What would I do if I just took
a big bag of mushrooms?"

646
00:31:37.504 --> 00:31:38.984
[laughter]

647
00:31:39.027 --> 00:31:42.465
And...and...
me, personally,

648
00:31:42.509 --> 00:31:44.946
I would go to the sweet
sounds of the ocean.

649
00:31:44.990 --> 00:31:46.382
[Laughter]

650
00:31:46.426 --> 00:31:48.471
So, when we all
got down to the beach,

651
00:31:48.515 --> 00:31:51.039
I mean, I just
couldn't believe it.

652
00:31:51.083 --> 00:31:53.346
Marcus:
So, we find Casey.

653
00:31:53.389 --> 00:31:56.827
This psycho has managed
to build a four by four,

654
00:31:56.871 --> 00:31:59.308
eight-foot-deep hole
in the middle of the beach.

655
00:31:59.352 --> 00:32:02.355
It's 8:00 a.m., mind you.

656
00:32:02.398 --> 00:32:06.359
Then, he sees us,
and he just starts yelling.

657
00:32:06.402 --> 00:32:08.361
"Hey, man! We're all made
of the same shit!"

658
00:32:08.404 --> 00:32:10.145
Casey: Hey, that argument
still holds up,

659
00:32:10.189 --> 00:32:11.494
I'll have you know.

660
00:32:11.538 --> 00:32:15.281
-It makes no sense.
-It does.

661
00:32:15.324 --> 00:32:16.586
It makes a lot of sense.

662
00:32:16.630 --> 00:32:18.849
[Laughs]

663
00:32:18.893 --> 00:32:20.068
Oh, man.

664
00:32:20.112 --> 00:32:22.114
-Shit, dawg.
-That's crazy.

665
00:32:25.421 --> 00:32:28.642
What?
What is it this time, Aaron?

666
00:32:28.685 --> 00:32:30.513
Aaron: Ugh.

667
00:32:30.557 --> 00:32:32.211
I don't know...

668
00:32:32.254 --> 00:32:34.082
I just...

669
00:32:34.126 --> 00:32:36.606
you guys are just, like...
being around you.

670
00:32:36.650 --> 00:32:40.915
Like...
like such good friends.

671
00:32:40.959 --> 00:32:43.265
It sucks.

672
00:32:43.309 --> 00:32:46.616
I don't...I don't have
good friends like this.

673
00:32:49.054 --> 00:32:52.361
No, you're, you're...

674
00:32:52.405 --> 00:32:53.623
you're drunk.

675
00:32:53.667 --> 00:32:55.364
No.
Yeah.

676
00:32:55.408 --> 00:32:57.801
No. No.

677
00:32:57.845 --> 00:32:59.064
I'm not drunk.

678
00:32:59.107 --> 00:33:00.326
Yeah, right.

679
00:33:00.369 --> 00:33:01.718
[Laughter]

680
00:33:01.762 --> 00:33:04.504
Hey.
It's okay, Aaron.

681
00:33:04.547 --> 00:33:06.158
You have us.
We're your friends.

682
00:33:06.201 --> 00:33:08.638
You can hang out with us
anytime you want.

683
00:33:08.682 --> 00:33:10.162
Hey, don't tell him that.

684
00:33:10.205 --> 00:33:14.166
Will is gonna
marry this...

685
00:33:14.209 --> 00:33:19.301
beautiful woman,
and Casey is...

686
00:33:19.345 --> 00:33:22.000
married to Jordan, and...

687
00:33:22.043 --> 00:33:23.914
Marcus...
he doesn't --

688
00:33:23.958 --> 00:33:29.007
he doesn't have any trouble
getting girls, and...

689
00:33:29.050 --> 00:33:31.313
I can't even get a girl
to talk to me.

690
00:33:31.357 --> 00:33:34.838
[Chuckles]

691
00:33:34.882 --> 00:33:38.451
Hey, man.
It can't be that bad.

692
00:33:38.494 --> 00:33:43.760
Oh, no, it is.

693
00:33:43.804 --> 00:33:45.893
My job sucks.

694
00:33:45.936 --> 00:33:48.026
Okay, Aaron,
I think it's time to --

695
00:33:48.069 --> 00:33:49.505
My job sucks.

696
00:33:49.549 --> 00:33:51.768
No, Aaron, I think it's time
to call it quits, buddy.

697
00:33:51.812 --> 00:33:53.814
My job sucks.

698
00:33:53.857 --> 00:33:56.860
And...
just being around you...

699
00:33:56.904 --> 00:33:58.079
[Gagging]

700
00:33:58.123 --> 00:34:01.387
Wait, hold on.
Do it.

701
00:34:01.430 --> 00:34:02.736
[Vomits]

702
00:34:02.779 --> 00:34:04.781
[ Indistinct talking ]

703
00:34:04.825 --> 00:34:07.219
Dude, you're like
a dying animal.

704
00:34:07.262 --> 00:34:08.568
Will: Fuck that!
That was so ---

705
00:34:08.611 --> 00:34:10.178
That was
disgusting.

706
00:34:10.222 --> 00:34:12.572
-It's on my boots.
-Why'd you invite him?

707
00:34:12.615 --> 00:34:13.834
Because he's
my brother.

708
00:34:13.877 --> 00:34:15.227
-He's fucking lame.
-I know.

709
00:34:15.270 --> 00:34:18.056
Aaron, it's time for bed.

710
00:34:18.099 --> 00:34:19.622
Just roll him onto the --
the thing, right there.

711
00:34:19.666 --> 00:34:21.102
You guys
put him there.

712
00:34:21.146 --> 00:34:22.451
I'm gonna go get a bucket
and some water.

713
00:34:22.495 --> 00:34:25.976
[ Indistinct talking ]

714
00:34:26.020 --> 00:34:28.066
Casey: Dude is such
a fuck-up, man.

715
00:34:28.109 --> 00:34:29.458
-Okay.
-Be nice.

716
00:34:29.502 --> 00:34:30.807
He is.

717
00:34:51.741 --> 00:34:53.700
Holy shit!

718
00:34:53.743 --> 00:34:55.049
What the fuck?

719
00:34:55.093 --> 00:34:56.398
Hey! Who are you?

720
00:35:00.837 --> 00:35:04.145
Hello?
Can we help you?

721
00:35:04.189 --> 00:35:06.539
Hey...man.

722
00:35:06.582 --> 00:35:09.150
Uh, how's it going?

723
00:35:33.261 --> 00:35:35.829
Jesus, that was weird.

724
00:35:35.872 --> 00:35:37.613
Yeah.

725
00:35:37.657 --> 00:35:41.008
Really weird.

726
00:35:41.051 --> 00:35:44.185
He nodded, though.
That's a good thing, right?

727
00:35:44.229 --> 00:35:48.407
I mean...I guess.

728
00:35:48.450 --> 00:35:51.149
Maybe he just didn't know
we were out here...

729
00:35:51.192 --> 00:35:54.282
camping, or whatever.

730
00:35:54.326 --> 00:35:56.676
Hey, we should actually
get back to our tents.

731
00:35:56.719 --> 00:35:58.634
Yeah.
I think you're right.

732
00:36:06.164 --> 00:36:15.173
♪♪

733
00:36:17.131 --> 00:36:26.140
♪♪

734
00:36:47.857 --> 00:36:49.250
Yep.

735
00:36:49.294 --> 00:36:52.253
Here's the spot.

736
00:36:52.297 --> 00:36:56.257
Should be able to get a pretty
good scout on some doe.

737
00:36:56.301 --> 00:37:00.305
Should get good about
a quarter mile in, I think.

738
00:37:00.348 --> 00:37:03.569
You want to come with me,
or you cool here?

739
00:37:03.612 --> 00:37:07.312
I think I'll just hang back,
enjoy the scenery.

740
00:37:07.355 --> 00:37:09.183
Aw, come on now,
darling.

741
00:37:09.227 --> 00:37:11.751
We both know you're better
scouting the wood than me.

742
00:37:11.794 --> 00:37:15.885
Well, I will not argue with you
about that one.

743
00:37:15.929 --> 00:37:18.236
Alright.
Well, suit yourself.

744
00:37:20.325 --> 00:37:22.936
Should be back in about
15 minutes, or so.

745
00:37:22.979 --> 00:37:25.286
Okay. 15 minutes.
'cause you know we have to go.

746
00:37:25.330 --> 00:37:27.506
Yeah, I know. I know.
The potluck.

747
00:37:27.549 --> 00:37:28.942
Yes, the potluck.

748
00:37:31.640 --> 00:37:33.599
Hailey...

749
00:37:33.642 --> 00:37:35.340
why don't you have a smile
waiting for old Jeremy

750
00:37:35.383 --> 00:37:36.645
when I get back?

751
00:37:40.606 --> 00:37:42.303
[Chuckles] Alright.

752
00:37:42.347 --> 00:37:44.087
Don't scare off
the deer.

753
00:37:44.131 --> 00:37:45.741
Ha ha!

754
00:37:45.785 --> 00:37:54.794
♪♪

755
00:37:56.796 --> 00:38:05.805
♪♪

756
00:38:07.850 --> 00:38:16.859
♪♪

757
00:38:18.861 --> 00:38:27.870
♪♪

758
00:38:29.916 --> 00:38:31.657
[ Whistles ]

759
00:38:31.700 --> 00:38:40.709
♪♪

760
00:38:41.406 --> 00:38:42.624
[ Whistles ]

761
00:38:45.410 --> 00:38:47.020
Motherfucker!

762
00:38:47.063 --> 00:38:56.072
♪♪

763
00:38:56.725 --> 00:39:05.734
♪♪

764
00:39:06.431 --> 00:39:15.440
♪♪

765
00:39:16.136 --> 00:39:17.398
Hailey!

766
00:39:17.442 --> 00:39:24.405
♪♪

767
00:39:24.449 --> 00:39:27.930
No!

768
00:39:27.974 --> 00:39:30.455
[Screams]

769
00:39:30.498 --> 00:39:39.115
[ Music plays on earbuds ]

770
00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:40.552
[ Music stops ]

771
00:39:43.424 --> 00:39:50.388
♪♪

772
00:39:50.431 --> 00:39:57.438
♪♪

773
00:39:57.482 --> 00:39:59.005
[Coughs]

774
00:39:59.048 --> 00:40:00.833
Will:
Morning', sunshine.

775
00:40:00.876 --> 00:40:03.836
Please tell me
there's coffee.

776
00:40:03.879 --> 00:40:05.751
Marcus:
Coming' up.

777
00:40:05.794 --> 00:40:09.276
I hope this is as good as you
say it is, because I need it.

778
00:40:09.319 --> 00:40:11.670
Oh, this shit's magic.

779
00:40:11.713 --> 00:40:14.499
Thank you.

780
00:40:14.542 --> 00:40:17.023
Dude. So, Will...

781
00:40:17.066 --> 00:40:18.372
Will: Yeah.

782
00:40:18.416 --> 00:40:20.156
There was this weird
guy earlier.

783
00:40:20.200 --> 00:40:21.680
Oh, yeah.

784
00:40:21.723 --> 00:40:24.726
There was this, like,
really haggard-like looking guy,

785
00:40:24.770 --> 00:40:27.468
who was just, like,
staring at us

786
00:40:27.512 --> 00:40:29.775
when we first woke up
this morning, outside.

787
00:40:29.818 --> 00:40:32.342
What?
What time was this?

788
00:40:32.386 --> 00:40:36.303
I don't know.
But the sun was barely up.

789
00:40:36.346 --> 00:40:38.479
Yeah?

790
00:40:38.523 --> 00:40:41.090
And then,
what happened?

791
00:40:41.134 --> 00:40:46.269
He nodded, and then just
sort of walked away.

792
00:40:46.313 --> 00:40:47.880
So...

793
00:40:47.923 --> 00:40:51.623
he just stood there, and didn't
say anything, and nodded?

794
00:40:51.666 --> 00:40:52.972
Yeah.

795
00:40:53.015 --> 00:40:55.322
Nothing else happened?

796
00:40:55.365 --> 00:40:56.889
No.

797
00:40:56.932 --> 00:40:59.065
Casey: Guys, maybe it's
not that big of a deal.

798
00:40:59.108 --> 00:41:02.590
For all we know,
we wandered on this guy's land.

799
00:41:02.634 --> 00:41:04.853
Jordan: Yeah, but, I mean,
he just stood there,

800
00:41:04.897 --> 00:41:08.248
and didn't say anything,
and...

801
00:41:08.291 --> 00:41:11.164
I mean, that is
some creepy shit.

802
00:41:11.207 --> 00:41:14.254
Maybe he had just gotten there
right before they woke up, babe.

803
00:41:14.297 --> 00:41:15.777
Will: Apparently,
he didn't care.

804
00:41:15.821 --> 00:41:18.301
I mean, you guys said
he nodded, right?

805
00:41:18.345 --> 00:41:19.738
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

806
00:41:19.781 --> 00:41:21.522
Then, I wouldn't
worry about it.

807
00:41:21.566 --> 00:41:23.219
I mean, he probably would have
said something otherwise.

808
00:41:23.263 --> 00:41:24.830
These people up here,
they don't play any games.

809
00:41:24.873 --> 00:41:26.875
They don't want
any trouble.

810
00:41:26.919 --> 00:41:28.398
I mean, we clean up.

811
00:41:28.442 --> 00:41:29.661
It's not a big deal.

812
00:41:33.360 --> 00:41:35.101
Wow.

813
00:41:35.144 --> 00:41:38.539
You guys went hard
last night.

814
00:41:38.583 --> 00:41:41.063
Hey, tell me
about it.

815
00:41:41.107 --> 00:41:44.023
Guess I, uh,
underestimated the moonshine.

816
00:41:44.066 --> 00:41:47.940
You seem to "underestimate"
every time you drink, buddy.

817
00:41:47.983 --> 00:41:50.116
You know what, guys?
I hope it was worth it.

818
00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:51.857
We got a big day today.

819
00:41:51.900 --> 00:41:54.512
We've got to eat and pack up --
14-mile-hike ahead of us.

820
00:41:54.555 --> 00:41:56.035
Okay?

821
00:41:56.078 --> 00:41:59.647
So, bon appétit.

822
00:42:02.476 --> 00:42:06.872
♪♪

823
00:42:06.915 --> 00:42:10.049
[Sighs]

824
00:42:10.092 --> 00:42:12.878
Jesus fucking Christ,
Jeremy.

825
00:42:12.921 --> 00:42:14.444
Always do this.

826
00:42:14.488 --> 00:42:19.406
♪♪

827
00:42:19.449 --> 00:42:20.668
15 minutes.

828
00:42:23.497 --> 00:42:24.759
[Sighs]
It's been an hour.

829
00:42:24.803 --> 00:42:26.544
I've got to go get him.

830
00:42:26.587 --> 00:42:35.553
♪♪

831
00:42:41.646 --> 00:42:50.437
♪♪

832
00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:52.744
Man: It's been all summer long,
Marty, with these people.

833
00:42:52.787 --> 00:42:55.007
They keep coming on.
They're leaving a mess.

834
00:42:55.050 --> 00:42:56.530
I don't know what
to do about it.

835
00:42:56.574 --> 00:42:59.315
I mean,
I'm beside myself.

836
00:42:59.359 --> 00:43:02.275
I mean, it is my property,
you know?

837
00:43:02.318 --> 00:43:04.059
All I'm saying, sheriff,
is you got to do something

838
00:43:04.103 --> 00:43:06.322
about all of them hikers
coming onto my property.

839
00:43:06.366 --> 00:43:10.718
They keep tearing down
all my signs.

840
00:43:10.762 --> 00:43:12.111
Here comes trouble, now.

841
00:43:12.154 --> 00:43:14.026
Oh, shit.

842
00:43:14.069 --> 00:43:16.028
I'll talk to you later,
Marty, alright?

843
00:43:23.252 --> 00:43:25.646
Hello, there, stranger.

844
00:43:25.690 --> 00:43:27.517
You bring any of that family
down here with you?

845
00:43:31.696 --> 00:43:34.307
Good, 'cause we don't need them
stirring up no trouble.

846
00:43:34.350 --> 00:43:35.917
You know how this works.

847
00:43:35.961 --> 00:43:37.658
Get what you need,
and get out --

848
00:43:37.702 --> 00:43:40.966
for your sake
and for theirs.

849
00:43:41.009 --> 00:43:43.795
Don't be laying around, making
folks feel all uncomfortable.

850
00:43:43.838 --> 00:43:46.667
You got it?

851
00:43:46.711 --> 00:43:48.016
Shit.

852
00:44:01.464 --> 00:44:02.901
Hailey: Jeremy?

853
00:44:07.427 --> 00:44:08.689
Jeremy?

854
00:44:08.733 --> 00:44:16.958
♪♪

855
00:44:17.002 --> 00:44:18.394
Jeremy!

856
00:44:18.438 --> 00:44:24.574
♪♪

857
00:44:24.618 --> 00:44:25.924
Jeremy!

858
00:44:25.967 --> 00:44:34.672
♪♪

859
00:44:34.715 --> 00:44:43.419
♪♪

860
00:44:43.463 --> 00:44:52.124
♪♪

861
00:44:52.167 --> 00:44:53.473
Fuck.

862
00:44:53.516 --> 00:44:54.779
[Shouts]

863
00:44:54.822 --> 00:45:02.743
♪♪

864
00:45:02.787 --> 00:45:10.708
♪♪

865
00:45:10.751 --> 00:45:13.275
[Screams]

866
00:45:13.319 --> 00:45:15.582
[Muffled voices]

867
00:45:20.500 --> 00:45:24.547
Yeah, I'd say we're about
at midpoint, here.

868
00:45:24.591 --> 00:45:25.940
Let's see.

869
00:45:28.769 --> 00:45:30.815
We're about halfway,
right, guys?

870
00:45:30.858 --> 00:45:34.644
Yeah. The gorge is about
a half mile that way.

871
00:45:34.688 --> 00:45:38.431
If we loop around, we'll be back
at the campsite before sundown.

872
00:45:38.474 --> 00:45:41.651
Does this mean
we get to stop?

873
00:45:41.695 --> 00:45:44.045
Whew!
Can we get some lunch?

874
00:45:44.089 --> 00:45:45.438
Yeah?

875
00:45:45.481 --> 00:45:46.874
Yeah, guys,
it means we can stop.

876
00:45:46.918 --> 00:45:48.702
Thank God.

877
00:45:48.746 --> 00:45:51.357
Give me something
to eat.

878
00:45:51.400 --> 00:45:52.706
Yeah.

879
00:45:52.750 --> 00:45:54.795
[Sighs]

880
00:45:54.839 --> 00:45:56.841
These terrible shoes
that you gave me,

881
00:45:56.884 --> 00:45:59.495
they're giving me blisters
all over my feet.

882
00:45:59.539 --> 00:46:01.019
Will: Come on, guys.

883
00:46:01.062 --> 00:46:03.456
This is good for you.

884
00:46:03.499 --> 00:46:05.371
And you got
a good sweat going.

885
00:46:05.414 --> 00:46:11.333
I hate to tell you guys this,
but you reek of booze --

886
00:46:11.377 --> 00:46:12.682
and vomit.

887
00:46:12.726 --> 00:46:16.512
Oh, hey, not me.

888
00:46:16.556 --> 00:46:18.297
I don't know if
I want a break yet.

889
00:46:18.340 --> 00:46:23.824
I, uh, think I'm gonna check out
what's over this, uh, hill.

890
00:46:23.868 --> 00:46:25.913
Are you just taking a walk
to go get stoned?

891
00:46:25.957 --> 00:46:28.307
[Laughs] What?

892
00:46:28.350 --> 00:46:30.309
No, man.
I'm a good Christian.

893
00:46:30.352 --> 00:46:32.354
A good Chr...
Come on, man.

894
00:46:32.398 --> 00:46:34.182
We got, like...

895
00:46:34.226 --> 00:46:37.229
A li-- Alright.

896
00:46:37.272 --> 00:46:38.621
See you in a minute.

897
00:46:38.665 --> 00:46:42.147
Yes, that's exactly
what he's going to do.

898
00:46:42.190 --> 00:46:48.109
Figured so.

899
00:46:48.153 --> 00:46:50.764
[ Unidentified groaning ]

900
00:46:50.808 --> 00:46:52.418
What the fuck was that?

901
00:46:52.461 --> 00:47:01.470
♪♪

902
00:47:02.254 --> 00:47:04.517
[ Unidentified groaning ]

903
00:47:04.560 --> 00:47:08.869
♪♪

904
00:47:08.913 --> 00:47:10.262
This shit laced?

905
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:14.832
[ Unidentified groaning ]

906
00:47:14.875 --> 00:47:23.841
♪♪

907
00:47:26.931 --> 00:47:35.896
♪♪

908
00:47:38.943 --> 00:47:40.770
What the fuck?

909
00:48:01.400 --> 00:48:04.446
[Breathes heavily]

910
00:48:31.082 --> 00:48:32.518
[Growls]

911
00:48:32.561 --> 00:48:34.999
[Angry yelling]

912
00:48:38.002 --> 00:48:41.048
[ Yelling in the distance ]

913
00:48:41.092 --> 00:48:42.528
What the hell was that?

914
00:48:42.571 --> 00:48:44.138
That does not sound good.

915
00:48:44.182 --> 00:48:47.098
Was that Casey?

916
00:48:47.141 --> 00:48:48.490
I'm gonna go
check it out.

917
00:48:48.534 --> 00:48:50.275
I'm coming, too.

918
00:48:50.318 --> 00:48:53.147
No. Jordan.

919
00:48:53.191 --> 00:48:54.670
We're a little far out here,
you know.

920
00:48:54.714 --> 00:48:56.759
Someone has to
stay with them.

921
00:48:56.803 --> 00:48:58.196
I'll be right back,
alright?

922
00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:00.589
-Okay.
-Okay.

923
00:49:00.633 --> 00:49:03.679
Jordan:
Okay. Hurry.

924
00:49:03.723 --> 00:49:05.159
Be careful, Will.

925
00:49:05.203 --> 00:49:14.212
♪♪

926
00:49:16.083 --> 00:49:18.303
[ Grunting ]

927
00:49:18.346 --> 00:49:27.355
♪♪

928
00:49:29.662 --> 00:49:38.671
♪♪

929
00:49:40.934 --> 00:49:49.943
♪♪

930
00:49:52.206 --> 00:50:01.215
♪♪

931
00:50:03.522 --> 00:50:06.351
Guys, run!
We got to run!

932
00:50:06.394 --> 00:50:08.309
-What?
-What?
-Where's Casey?
-What's going on?

933
00:50:08.353 --> 00:50:09.876
Guys, just, just--just leave
what you have,

934
00:50:09.919 --> 00:50:11.138
and we got to -- we got to go.
-Where's Casey?

935
00:50:11.182 --> 00:50:12.705
Just run!

936
00:50:12.748 --> 00:50:14.881
Jordan: What the hell happened?
Where's Casey?

937
00:50:14.924 --> 00:50:16.187
-I will explain in a second --
-Will?

938
00:50:16.230 --> 00:50:17.623
We just have to
get out of here.

939
00:50:17.666 --> 00:50:22.976
♪♪

940
00:50:23.020 --> 00:50:25.065
Will, what the hell happened?

941
00:50:25.109 --> 00:50:26.327
We have to
get out of here.

942
00:50:26.371 --> 00:50:27.676
Where's Casey?

943
00:50:27.720 --> 00:50:36.729
♪♪

944
00:50:39.166 --> 00:50:48.175
♪♪

945
00:50:50.656 --> 00:50:53.659
[ Whooping ]

946
00:50:55.443 --> 00:50:59.143
♪♪

947
00:50:59.186 --> 00:51:02.407
[ Whooping ]

948
00:51:03.451 --> 00:51:12.460
♪♪

949
00:51:14.375 --> 00:51:16.943
Will:
We have to find the keys, and
get the hell out of here, guys.

950
00:51:21.469 --> 00:51:24.124
What was that?

951
00:51:24.168 --> 00:51:26.605
We just -- We just
fucking left Jordan.

952
00:51:29.869 --> 00:51:31.827
Will...

953
00:51:31.871 --> 00:51:34.569
is Casey dead?

954
00:51:34.613 --> 00:51:36.571
That's what you saw, right?

955
00:51:36.615 --> 00:51:37.833
This has happened.

956
00:51:37.877 --> 00:51:39.835
Will: Aaron, God.

957
00:51:39.879 --> 00:51:41.228
We can't do
this now, okay?

958
00:51:41.272 --> 00:51:42.577
We've got to grab
what we need,

959
00:51:42.621 --> 00:51:43.883
get the keys,
and get to the car.

960
00:51:43.926 --> 00:51:46.842
Alright, bud?
We don't have time for this.

961
00:51:46.886 --> 00:51:48.540
Marcus: He's right.

962
00:51:48.583 --> 00:51:50.585
We don't got time to think about
any of this stuff, Aaron.

963
00:51:50.629 --> 00:51:52.065
We've just got to
keep moving.

964
00:51:52.109 --> 00:51:54.589
They're probably coming.

965
00:51:54.633 --> 00:51:56.330
Okay. Okay.

966
00:51:56.374 --> 00:51:57.766
Okay.

967
00:51:57.810 --> 00:52:06.819
♪♪

968
00:52:07.428 --> 00:52:10.344
Oh, shit.

969
00:52:10.388 --> 00:52:19.397
♪♪

970
00:52:19.571 --> 00:52:21.312
What the f--
Hey, hey, hey, man.

971
00:52:21.355 --> 00:52:23.401
What are you doing?
Relax.

972
00:52:23.444 --> 00:52:25.533
Hey, man.
Whoa, whoa.

973
00:52:25.577 --> 00:52:27.405
You don't have
to do this.

974
00:52:27.448 --> 00:52:29.537
I don't know what we did
to upset you,

975
00:52:29.581 --> 00:52:32.323
but we didn't mean
any disrespect.

976
00:52:32.366 --> 00:52:34.586
Please.

977
00:52:34.629 --> 00:52:36.631
We just want to leave.

978
00:52:36.675 --> 00:52:38.633
Are you open
to talking?

979
00:52:38.677 --> 00:52:42.028
Let's talk.

980
00:52:42.071 --> 00:52:44.030
If we're on your land,
then, we're sorry.

981
00:52:44.073 --> 00:52:46.380
We didn't realize.

982
00:52:46.424 --> 00:52:48.904
We have a little bit
of money.

983
00:52:48.948 --> 00:52:50.993
Do you want money?

984
00:52:51.037 --> 00:52:53.387
Do you want any
of this stuff?

985
00:52:53.431 --> 00:52:54.736
You can have it all.

986
00:52:54.780 --> 00:52:56.129
We just want
to walk away.

987
00:52:58.566 --> 00:53:00.264
Just let us
walk away, man.

988
00:53:00.307 --> 00:53:03.789
Just let us walk away.

989
00:53:03.832 --> 00:53:05.878
[ Attacker whoops ]

990
00:53:09.795 --> 00:53:11.318
Marcus: Run!

991
00:53:11.362 --> 00:53:13.886
Both of you!
Just run!

992
00:53:13.929 --> 00:53:16.541
[ Attacker whoops ]

993
00:53:23.374 --> 00:53:27.726
Just get Aaron
the fuck out of here.

994
00:53:27.769 --> 00:53:29.075
Will: Let's go.

995
00:53:29.118 --> 00:53:37.301
♪♪

996
00:53:37.344 --> 00:53:45.570
♪♪

997
00:53:45.613 --> 00:53:48.703
[ Attacker whoops, laughs ]

998
00:53:55.710 --> 00:53:57.103
[ Yells ]

999
00:54:12.901 --> 00:54:17.602
[ Scraping, sliding ]

1000
00:54:26.480 --> 00:54:30.397
[ Whooping ]

1001
00:54:44.672 --> 00:54:47.153
[ Door opens ]

1002
00:54:47.196 --> 00:54:48.937
[ Footsteps ]

1003
00:54:48.981 --> 00:54:51.331
Woman: My boys.

1004
00:54:51.375 --> 00:54:54.334
My talented,
talented boys.

1005
00:54:54.378 --> 00:54:56.249
A buck and a doe.

1006
00:54:56.293 --> 00:54:58.643
[Laughs]

1007
00:54:58.686 --> 00:55:01.994
Now...go get
the rest of them.

1008
00:55:04.388 --> 00:55:12.526
♪♪

1009
00:55:12.570 --> 00:55:14.354
[ Knocking ]

1010
00:55:14.398 --> 00:55:17.575
-Yeah.
-Someone here to see you, Marty.

1011
00:55:17.618 --> 00:55:18.837
At this hour?

1012
00:55:18.880 --> 00:55:20.404
Man:
Says he knows you.

1013
00:55:20.447 --> 00:55:23.363
Fella by the name of Mitch,
from an hour south of here.

1014
00:55:23.407 --> 00:55:24.756
Mitchie?

1015
00:55:24.799 --> 00:55:26.061
Yeah, yeah,
send him in.

1016
00:55:29.021 --> 00:55:30.892
Holy shit, Mitch.

1017
00:55:30.936 --> 00:55:32.241
It's been forever.

1018
00:55:34.722 --> 00:55:37.464
What the hell brings you all the
way out here this time of night?

1019
00:55:37.508 --> 00:55:39.597
Marty,
it's Hailey.

1020
00:55:39.640 --> 00:55:41.338
Your youngest?Hmm-mm.

1021
00:55:41.381 --> 00:55:42.817
What about her?

1022
00:55:42.861 --> 00:55:45.211
Well, her and her husband,
Jeremy, came up this way

1023
00:55:45.254 --> 00:55:47.387
to scope out a deer trail.

1024
00:55:47.431 --> 00:55:48.780
That was early
this morning,

1025
00:55:48.823 --> 00:55:51.348
and I ain't seen or heard
from them since.

1026
00:55:51.391 --> 00:55:52.784
I see.

1027
00:55:52.827 --> 00:55:54.046
They were supposed to be
at church for a dinner,

1028
00:55:54.089 --> 00:55:55.395
but they never showed.

1029
00:55:55.439 --> 00:55:56.962
I can't even reach them
on their cellphones.

1030
00:55:57.005 --> 00:55:58.920
Hold on, now.
It could be nothing.

1031
00:55:58.964 --> 00:56:01.923
Or they could be just lost.
Service is spotty up this way.

1032
00:56:01.967 --> 00:56:04.404
This has me
real worried, Marty.

1033
00:56:04.448 --> 00:56:06.450
This just ain't like her.
It ain't like neither of them.

1034
00:56:06.493 --> 00:56:10.367
They know their way around
the woods, even strange woods.

1035
00:56:10.410 --> 00:56:12.020
Where this trailhead at, now?

1036
00:56:12.064 --> 00:56:15.372
All I know is it's a couple
miles somewhere off route 41.

1037
00:56:15.415 --> 00:56:17.025
Mm.

1038
00:56:17.069 --> 00:56:19.071
Well, I'm trying to avoid
the wife, anyway,

1039
00:56:19.114 --> 00:56:21.334
and no need to send
anybody else out.

1040
00:56:21.378 --> 00:56:22.553
Come on.
Let's go check it out.

1041
00:56:22.596 --> 00:56:24.206
Thank you, Marty.
Thank you.

1042
00:56:24.250 --> 00:56:25.469
Any time, pal.

1043
00:56:57.196 --> 00:57:01.418
[ Straining ]

1044
00:57:07.380 --> 00:57:15.214
♪♪

1045
00:57:15.257 --> 00:57:23.048
♪♪

1046
00:57:23.091 --> 00:57:26.443
[ Slicing, squishing ]

1047
00:57:28.183 --> 00:57:37.062
♪♪

1048
00:57:37.105 --> 00:57:42.459
[ Squishing ]

1049
00:58:03.436 --> 00:58:04.916
Will: Over here.

1050
00:58:04.959 --> 00:58:06.395
Aaron: Okay. Okay.

1051
00:58:10.965 --> 00:58:13.098
Shit. Shit!

1052
00:58:13.141 --> 00:58:14.839
What?
What's wrong?

1053
00:58:17.276 --> 00:58:20.758
Okay. [Coughs]

1054
00:58:20.801 --> 00:58:22.368
So...

1055
00:58:25.153 --> 00:58:26.633
...judging by the moon...

1056
00:58:30.594 --> 00:58:32.030
...it's almost midnight.

1057
00:58:32.073 --> 00:58:33.553
We should have been back
at the car an hour ago.

1058
00:58:33.597 --> 00:58:36.817
Wh-What?
We're lost?

1059
00:58:36.861 --> 00:58:41.561
Oh, God!
We're gonna die.

1060
00:58:41.605 --> 00:58:43.911
[sobs]
I don't want to die, Will.

1061
00:58:43.955 --> 00:58:46.305
Stop.

1062
00:58:46.348 --> 00:58:47.828
I'm sorry,
but you've got to stop.

1063
00:58:47.872 --> 00:58:49.177
You've got to pull yourself
together, okay?

1064
00:58:49.221 --> 00:58:50.483
We both have to stay calm

1065
00:58:50.527 --> 00:58:51.919
if we're gonna make it
through this.

1066
00:58:51.963 --> 00:58:54.052
[Sniffling]

1067
00:58:54.095 --> 00:58:58.926
Look, if I have to drag you
through these woods all night,

1068
00:58:58.970 --> 00:59:01.625
it's not gonna be pretty for us,
alright?

1069
00:59:01.668 --> 00:59:04.889
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Okay.

1070
00:59:07.195 --> 00:59:09.807
Aaron...

1071
00:59:09.850 --> 00:59:11.548
do you remember
when you were 5,

1072
00:59:11.591 --> 00:59:13.854
and you got lost
at the county fair?

1073
00:59:13.898 --> 00:59:15.595
Yeah. Yeah.

1074
00:59:15.639 --> 00:59:20.469
Okay, well,
you were only 5, but...

1075
00:59:20.513 --> 00:59:22.471
you didn't get nervous,
remember?

1076
00:59:25.431 --> 00:59:27.215
You saw that teacher
from elementary school,

1077
00:59:27.259 --> 00:59:28.869
and you were able to tell her
you were lost,

1078
00:59:28.913 --> 00:59:32.612
and she could help you,
because you didn't panic.

1079
00:59:32.656 --> 00:59:33.874
Yeah.

1080
00:59:33.918 --> 00:59:35.920
Yeah.

1081
00:59:35.963 --> 00:59:37.225
You're right, Will.

1082
00:59:42.753 --> 00:59:44.842
What should we do?

1083
00:59:44.885 --> 00:59:47.409
That's my man.

1084
00:59:47.453 --> 00:59:49.237
Okay.

1085
00:59:49.281 --> 00:59:52.371
Just, um...

1086
00:59:52.414 --> 00:59:53.938
let me think.

1087
00:59:57.202 --> 01:00:00.335
We should...

1088
01:00:00.379 --> 01:00:01.815
We should...

1089
01:00:06.603 --> 01:00:08.082
...find the water.

1090
01:00:08.126 --> 01:00:10.084
What?Yeah. We follow the water.

1091
01:00:10.128 --> 01:00:12.565
It- it-it's basic stuff
they teach you in school.

1092
01:00:12.609 --> 01:00:14.698
Water leads to people.

1093
01:00:14.741 --> 01:00:16.003
Yeah.Yeah.

1094
01:00:16.047 --> 01:00:17.570
Yeah, water.
Okay. Okay.

1095
01:00:17.614 --> 01:00:18.963
I can't believe
I didn't think of that.

1096
01:00:19.006 --> 01:00:21.922
Okay, so, there was,
like, a creek...

1097
01:00:21.966 --> 01:00:23.184
300 yards back.

1098
01:00:23.228 --> 01:00:24.969
Okay.I mean, if we can just --

1099
01:00:25.012 --> 01:00:26.492
[Thud]

1100
01:00:26.535 --> 01:00:28.407
Will?
Will!

1101
01:00:28.450 --> 01:00:37.198
♪♪

1102
01:00:37.242 --> 01:00:39.636
[Screams]

1103
01:01:10.362 --> 01:01:12.712
This ain't Hailey
and Jeremy's.

1104
01:01:12.756 --> 01:01:14.671
Marty: Look like somebody
removed the plates.

1105
01:01:14.714 --> 01:01:17.630
Marty, do you think this has
anything to do with Hailey?

1106
01:01:17.674 --> 01:01:23.288
Well, got no need to believe
that it's connected,

1107
01:01:23.331 --> 01:01:24.681
but I think it might be.

1108
01:01:44.526 --> 01:01:45.789
[Sniffles]

1109
01:01:47.878 --> 01:01:49.227
Are you okay?

1110
01:01:51.403 --> 01:01:52.752
Did they hurt you?

1111
01:01:57.975 --> 01:02:01.500
So why the fuck
ain't you dead?

1112
01:02:01.543 --> 01:02:03.284
What?

1113
01:02:03.328 --> 01:02:05.809
They killed
everybody else.

1114
01:02:08.289 --> 01:02:11.423
So why ain't you dead?

1115
01:02:11.466 --> 01:02:14.774
I don't --
I don't know, I...

1116
01:02:14.818 --> 01:02:17.777
[sobs]
What's going on?

1117
01:02:17.821 --> 01:02:19.779
What's happening?

1118
01:02:19.823 --> 01:02:22.303
Can't you tell?

1119
01:02:22.347 --> 01:02:24.088
No.

1120
01:02:24.131 --> 01:02:25.959
What?

1121
01:02:26.003 --> 01:02:28.570
It's a slaughterhouse.

1122
01:02:28.614 --> 01:02:30.355
My daddy raised hogs
when I was little.

1123
01:02:30.398 --> 01:02:33.793
I know a slaughterhouse
when I see one.

1124
01:02:33.837 --> 01:02:35.839
That's insane.

1125
01:02:35.882 --> 01:02:37.188
That's not what this is.

1126
01:02:37.231 --> 01:02:39.538
Well, then, what is it?
Huh?

1127
01:02:39.581 --> 01:02:42.149
Do you have
a bright idea?

1128
01:02:42.193 --> 01:02:43.934
Quit your fucking
crying, boy.

1129
01:02:43.977 --> 01:02:46.806
You ain't the only one
that's seen shit today.

1130
01:02:46.850 --> 01:02:50.592
You know, I started my day off
with my husband on the trail.

1131
01:02:50.636 --> 01:02:54.988
And by the end of it, he was
dead, and strung up like a deer.

1132
01:02:55.032 --> 01:02:56.511
Like a fucking deer!

1133
01:03:04.215 --> 01:03:07.218
I'm sorry.

1134
01:03:07.261 --> 01:03:08.828
I'm sorry that
happened to you.

1135
01:03:15.400 --> 01:03:18.969
Did they bring anyone else
when they brought me here?

1136
01:03:19.012 --> 01:03:21.058
What?

1137
01:03:21.101 --> 01:03:25.236
Was there anyone else, earlier,
when they brought me in?

1138
01:03:25.279 --> 01:03:27.194
I don't know.
I didn't notice.

1139
01:03:27.238 --> 01:03:30.719
It was just me, you, Jeremy,
and three bodies.

1140
01:03:33.766 --> 01:03:39.946
[normal voice]
Casey, Marcus, Jordan.

1141
01:03:39.990 --> 01:03:43.863
[sniffles]
Okay. Okay.

1142
01:03:43.907 --> 01:03:48.476
Well, uh, then, at least maybe
my brother is still alive.

1143
01:03:48.520 --> 01:03:51.044
Do-do-do you think
he's still alive?

1144
01:03:54.221 --> 01:03:57.181
I don't know.

1145
01:03:57.224 --> 01:04:00.271
But to me, it seems like your
brother is pretty fucking dead.

1146
01:04:03.230 --> 01:04:05.232
Why am I still alive?

1147
01:04:10.020 --> 01:04:12.152
Okay.

1148
01:04:12.196 --> 01:04:14.938
[Sniffles]

1149
01:04:14.981 --> 01:04:18.332
It's gonna be okay.

1150
01:04:18.376 --> 01:04:19.856
[ Door opens ]

1151
01:04:19.899 --> 01:04:23.642
♪♪

1152
01:04:23.685 --> 01:04:26.036
[grunts and squeals]

1153
01:04:28.734 --> 01:04:30.475
Oh, God.

1154
01:04:30.518 --> 01:04:34.566
No, no, no.

1155
01:04:34.609 --> 01:04:38.352
Man:
Time to meet Mama.

1156
01:04:38.396 --> 01:04:40.093
[Laughs]

1157
01:05:00.374 --> 01:05:02.637
Alright. Alright.

1158
01:05:02.681 --> 01:05:04.509
Let's have a look
at him.

1159
01:05:11.820 --> 01:05:13.344
Oh!

1160
01:05:13.387 --> 01:05:17.739
It's so wonderful
to meet you.

1161
01:05:17.783 --> 01:05:19.437
[ Laughs ]

1162
01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:22.831
[ Whoops ]

1163
01:05:22.875 --> 01:05:25.225
Hush, now.

1164
01:05:25.269 --> 01:05:28.620
Ain't nobody
gonna hear you.

1165
01:05:28.663 --> 01:05:33.233
And from the look of it,
you're a long way from home.

1166
01:05:33.277 --> 01:05:35.148
[ Laughs ]

1167
01:05:35.192 --> 01:05:40.414
First off, I'd like to welcome
you to our humble abode.

1168
01:05:40.458 --> 01:05:44.505
I'm sure, by now, you're quite
familiar with my boys...

1169
01:05:44.549 --> 01:05:46.986
Jefferson...

1170
01:05:47.030 --> 01:05:48.248
and Cloyd.

1171
01:05:48.292 --> 01:05:49.946
[Laughs]

1172
01:05:49.989 --> 01:05:55.473
And I am the proud mother
of these here two boys.

1173
01:05:55.516 --> 01:05:57.779
You can call me "Mama."

1174
01:05:57.823 --> 01:05:59.825
[ Whooping, laughing ]

1175
01:06:03.263 --> 01:06:05.004
[ Slightly muffled ]
Where's Will?

1176
01:06:09.052 --> 01:06:12.838
Oh, the other one.

1177
01:06:12.881 --> 01:06:15.406
Don't you be worrying
about him.

1178
01:06:15.449 --> 01:06:17.364
He'll be joining us soon.

1179
01:06:19.540 --> 01:06:24.328
Now, we're usually
very untrusting of outsiders.

1180
01:06:24.371 --> 01:06:26.069
You see...

1181
01:06:26.112 --> 01:06:30.769
most don't approve
of our ways...

1182
01:06:30.812 --> 01:06:33.467
which is why most don't know
about our ways.

1183
01:06:33.511 --> 01:06:36.557
[ Moans ]

1184
01:06:36.601 --> 01:06:37.994
You see,
the Boon family's

1185
01:06:38.037 --> 01:06:42.041
been living in these parts
for generations.

1186
01:06:42.085 --> 01:06:45.044
To keep the family alive,
we have...

1187
01:06:47.699 --> 01:06:50.832
...unorthodox methods.

1188
01:06:53.183 --> 01:06:56.186
Our peculiarities
have had their own...

1189
01:07:00.190 --> 01:07:03.236
...complications.

1190
01:07:03.280 --> 01:07:06.370
The family tree...

1191
01:07:06.413 --> 01:07:10.200
well, the roots have gotten
a little gnawed, you see?

1192
01:07:10.243 --> 01:07:13.507
We have to branch out.

1193
01:07:13.551 --> 01:07:17.468
Lord knows I ain't
getting any younger.

1194
01:07:17.511 --> 01:07:20.906
I can hardly
keep up with them.

1195
01:07:20.949 --> 01:07:25.215
And like any
God-fearing woman,

1196
01:07:25.258 --> 01:07:27.956
I want to see my boys
get married.

1197
01:07:31.569 --> 01:07:35.007
Unfortunately
for Jefferson,

1198
01:07:35.051 --> 01:07:38.402
his pecker works about
as good as his voice box.

1199
01:07:38.445 --> 01:07:42.145
[laughs mockingly]

1200
01:07:42.188 --> 01:07:46.149
Can't consummate
a marriage.

1201
01:07:46.192 --> 01:07:50.327
Can't even further
the family tree.

1202
01:07:50.370 --> 01:07:59.379
But Cloyd, on the other hand,
he is right as rain --

1203
01:07:59.771 --> 01:08:02.991
insatiable,
in fact.

1204
01:08:04.471 --> 01:08:07.605
He surely likes
that girl down there.

1205
01:08:10.303 --> 01:08:14.394
But he's taken a real shine
to you.

1206
01:08:20.922 --> 01:08:24.970
Now, I can't be marrying off
one of my boys

1207
01:08:25.013 --> 01:08:28.365
to someone like her.

1208
01:08:28.408 --> 01:08:32.630
Sure, she'll have her uses
as a breeder,

1209
01:08:32.673 --> 01:08:39.593
but I checked, and her flower's
done been spoiled.

1210
01:08:39.637 --> 01:08:42.118
I can't have it.

1211
01:08:42.161 --> 01:08:45.077
I won't have it.

1212
01:08:47.775 --> 01:08:50.691
But I'd bet
dollars to donuts

1213
01:08:50.735 --> 01:08:54.260
that your flower
ain't been spoiled.

1214
01:08:54.304 --> 01:08:57.176
[ Whooping ]

1215
01:09:05.271 --> 01:09:11.277
I like it
when they get scared.

1216
01:09:11.321 --> 01:09:14.715
I know you do,
sweetheart.

1217
01:09:17.240 --> 01:09:23.811
Now, I can't suffer intercourse
outside the family

1218
01:09:23.855 --> 01:09:26.205
without wedlock.

1219
01:09:26.249 --> 01:09:34.039
And to be honest, my boy Cloyd
has waited long enough.

1220
01:09:34.082 --> 01:09:40.872
So, I am pleased to announce
that I approve of you

1221
01:09:40.915 --> 01:09:44.397
and my darling boy Cloyd

1222
01:09:44.441 --> 01:09:46.965
to be entering
into holy matrimony.

1223
01:09:47.008 --> 01:09:50.490
[Hooting with laughter]

1224
01:09:50.534 --> 01:09:53.885
Time to celebrate.

1225
01:09:53.928 --> 01:09:56.496
It's been a long day.

1226
01:09:56.540 --> 01:10:01.240
Everyone must have
quite the appetite.

1227
01:10:03.677 --> 01:10:05.940
Jefferson,
would you please go

1228
01:10:05.984 --> 01:10:09.857
and get the main course
for our dinner?

1229
01:10:09.901 --> 01:10:14.210
We can't be continuing on to the
ceremony on an empty stomach.

1230
01:10:23.001 --> 01:10:26.265
Now, take your seat, baby.
Yes, Mama.

1231
01:10:26.309 --> 01:10:29.268
There'll be plenty of time
for that...

1232
01:10:29.312 --> 01:10:30.661
later.

1233
01:10:34.317 --> 01:10:38.059
You are in for a treat.

1234
01:10:38.103 --> 01:10:43.413
We've prepared a delicious roast
with potatoes, carrots,

1235
01:10:43.456 --> 01:10:45.328
all the fixins.

1236
01:10:49.897 --> 01:10:52.552
Now, I must warn you,

1237
01:10:52.596 --> 01:10:58.079
we like our meat on the rare
side, with a crispy crust.

1238
01:10:58.123 --> 01:11:00.778
It's a little uncommon,

1239
01:11:00.821 --> 01:11:04.956
but I'm sure you'll come
to enjoy it.

1240
01:11:04.999 --> 01:11:06.784
Jefferson...

1241
01:11:06.827 --> 01:11:08.699
please.

1242
01:11:08.742 --> 01:11:16.402
♪♪

1243
01:11:16.446 --> 01:11:20.798
There is nothing finer
than a freshly killed

1244
01:11:20.841 --> 01:11:22.539
and butchered roast.

1245
01:11:32.679 --> 01:11:36.509
[ Laughs ]

1246
01:11:39.033 --> 01:11:40.296
Well...

1247
01:11:43.211 --> 01:11:44.691
...dig in.

1248
01:11:44.735 --> 01:11:53.744
♪♪

1249
01:11:55.441 --> 01:12:04.450
♪♪

1250
01:12:06.191 --> 01:12:09.368
Oh, where are
our manners?

1251
01:12:09.412 --> 01:12:13.154
We didn't forget about you,
sweetheart.

1252
01:12:13.198 --> 01:12:17.202
Cloyd, mind your partner.

1253
01:12:17.245 --> 01:12:24.905
♪♪

1254
01:12:24.949 --> 01:12:32.565
♪♪

1255
01:12:32.609 --> 01:12:34.393
Good.

1256
01:12:41.139 --> 01:12:42.488
Eat it!

1257
01:12:42.532 --> 01:12:43.968
Eat it!

1258
01:12:44.011 --> 01:12:47.232
[ Laughs ]

1259
01:12:50.409 --> 01:12:53.586
[ Continues laughing ]

1260
01:12:57.242 --> 01:12:58.939
[ Continues laughing ]

1261
01:13:02.595 --> 01:13:04.162
Fuck all of you.

1262
01:13:07.426 --> 01:13:09.167
Eventually.

1263
01:13:09.210 --> 01:13:10.821
So...

1264
01:13:10.864 --> 01:13:13.345
now that dinner
has come to a close,

1265
01:13:13.389 --> 01:13:17.654
I believe we can continue on
to the ceremony.

1266
01:13:17.697 --> 01:13:23.311
And Cloyd, I've even decided
that you can wear

1267
01:13:23.355 --> 01:13:27.794
my wedding veil,
like you've always wanted.

1268
01:13:27.838 --> 01:13:30.318
[ Whoops ]

1269
01:13:30.362 --> 01:13:31.885
Go on, now.

1270
01:13:31.929 --> 01:13:34.061
Fetch it from
my wardrobe.

1271
01:13:34.105 --> 01:13:37.891
Get yourself cleaned up,
and make yourself pretty.

1272
01:13:42.548 --> 01:13:47.466
We can't have you
getting any cold feet.

1273
01:13:47.510 --> 01:13:52.471
Jefferson, would you please
give me a hand

1274
01:13:52.515 --> 01:13:55.518
with the apple
of Cloyd's eye?

1275
01:14:01.524 --> 01:14:03.830
[Indistinct
muffled talking]

1276
01:14:07.051 --> 01:14:09.401
[Screams]

1277
01:14:15.712 --> 01:14:19.455
Make sure you get some bandages,
Jefferson.

1278
01:14:19.498 --> 01:14:23.241
We don't want him to bleed out
before the honeymoon.

1279
01:14:24.895 --> 01:14:27.463
[ Laughs ]

1280
01:14:43.566 --> 01:14:52.531
♪♪

1281
01:14:57.797 --> 01:14:59.886
Jefferson.
Jefferson, stand up.

1282
01:14:59.930 --> 01:15:02.541
Stand up.
Here comes your brother.

1283
01:15:02.585 --> 01:15:04.630
[Sighs]

1284
01:15:04.674 --> 01:15:07.633
[Hums the bridal march]

1285
01:15:07.677 --> 01:15:10.810
Oh, so lovely.

1286
01:15:10.854 --> 01:15:12.159
[Sighs deeply]

1287
01:15:12.203 --> 01:15:13.683
[Whimpering in fear]

1288
01:15:13.726 --> 01:15:15.598
[Humming]

1289
01:15:21.908 --> 01:15:26.217
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today

1290
01:15:26.260 --> 01:15:31.135
to join these two persons
present in holy matrimony.

1291
01:15:31.178 --> 01:15:36.793
Marriage is not to be entered
into unadvisedly or lightly,

1292
01:15:36.836 --> 01:15:45.236
but reverently, discreetly,
solemnly, and advisedly.

1293
01:15:45.279 --> 01:15:47.978
Into this holy estate,

1294
01:15:48.021 --> 01:15:52.896
these two persons present
now come to be joined.

1295
01:15:52.939 --> 01:15:57.117
If any person present
can show just cause

1296
01:15:57.161 --> 01:16:00.599
as to why
these two may not be wed,

1297
01:16:00.643 --> 01:16:06.213
let them speak now,
or forever hold their peace.

1298
01:16:06.257 --> 01:16:08.564
[Muffled grunts
and groans]

1299
01:16:12.655 --> 01:16:15.222
No objections?

1300
01:16:15.266 --> 01:16:17.007
Wonderful!

1301
01:16:17.050 --> 01:16:18.748
Now...

1302
01:16:18.791 --> 01:16:21.925
I'm going to
keep this brief.

1303
01:16:21.968 --> 01:16:25.755
But I believe that
the first book of Peter,

1304
01:16:25.798 --> 01:16:28.627
chapter 4, verse 8...

1305
01:16:30.716 --> 01:16:34.851
...is more than perfect
for this occasion.

1306
01:16:34.894 --> 01:16:40.421
"And above all else,
love each other deeply,

1307
01:16:40.465 --> 01:16:45.252
for love covers over
a multitude of sins."

1308
01:16:45.296 --> 01:16:48.429
[Humming]

1309
01:16:48.473 --> 01:16:50.562
[Cloyd whoops, laughs ]

1310
01:16:50.606 --> 01:16:53.652
Cloyd...

1311
01:16:53.696 --> 01:16:57.177
do you take this man
to be your husband,

1312
01:16:57.221 --> 01:17:02.661
to have and to hold,
to cherish and to keep,

1313
01:17:02.705 --> 01:17:05.621
until death
do you part?

1314
01:17:05.664 --> 01:17:09.886
[Stammers]

1315
01:17:09.929 --> 01:17:12.018
I do.

1316
01:17:12.062 --> 01:17:15.500
Mm.

1317
01:17:15.543 --> 01:17:21.462
And do you take
my beautiful boy, Cloyd,

1318
01:17:21.506 --> 01:17:28.295
to have and to hold,
to cherish and to keep,

1319
01:17:28.339 --> 01:17:31.559
until death
do you part?

1320
01:17:33.083 --> 01:17:34.911
[Muffled]
Fuck...you.

1321
01:17:38.392 --> 01:17:43.136
That sounds like an "I do"
if I ever heard one.

1322
01:17:43.180 --> 01:17:48.664
So, by the power vested in me
by the Boon family name,

1323
01:17:48.707 --> 01:17:53.146
I now pronounce you
husband and wife!

1324
01:17:53.190 --> 01:17:55.758
[ Joyous whooping ]

1325
01:18:04.288 --> 01:18:06.682
[Muffled screams]

1326
01:18:08.335 --> 01:18:11.991
[ Whooping ]

1327
01:18:14.037 --> 01:18:17.388
So wonderful!

1328
01:18:17.431 --> 01:18:20.739
Beautiful, beautiful
couple you make.

1329
01:18:20.783 --> 01:18:29.748
♪♪

1330
01:18:37.843 --> 01:18:40.933
[ Aaron grunts ]

1331
01:18:42.805 --> 01:18:46.286
Cloyd:
I like when they get mad.

1332
01:18:46.330 --> 01:18:50.029
Mama: Oh, I know you do,
sweetheart.

1333
01:18:50.073 --> 01:18:52.466
Now, you go on,
and get yourself ready.

1334
01:18:52.510 --> 01:18:55.818
Jefferson, go on down,
and check on that girl,

1335
01:18:55.861 --> 01:18:57.907
but then, you hurry back
on up to bed.

1336
01:18:57.950 --> 01:18:59.212
Go, now.

1337
01:19:03.347 --> 01:19:05.218
Oh, Cloyd.

1338
01:19:05.262 --> 01:19:07.786
You know you are
my sunshine.

1339
01:19:07.830 --> 01:19:10.006
[ Cloyd whoops ]

1340
01:19:10.049 --> 01:19:19.058
♪♪

1341
01:19:22.540 --> 01:19:31.549
♪♪

1342
01:19:34.944 --> 01:19:43.953
♪♪

1343
01:19:47.434 --> 01:19:56.443
♪♪

1344
01:19:59.882 --> 01:20:08.891
♪♪

1345
01:20:12.024 --> 01:20:13.939
[Breathes heavily]

1346
01:20:22.165 --> 01:20:30.782
♪♪

1347
01:20:30.826 --> 01:20:39.399
♪♪

1348
01:20:39.443 --> 01:20:41.749
Aaron: [muffled]
Let me go, you sick fuck!

1349
01:20:45.884 --> 01:20:50.149
Cloyd:
Hush now, darling.

1350
01:20:50.193 --> 01:20:53.587
I'm almost ready
for you.

1351
01:20:53.631 --> 01:20:55.894
[Laughs]

1352
01:20:55.938 --> 01:20:57.809
[Chokes]

1353
01:21:05.512 --> 01:21:09.168
Cloyd: I like you,
you know.

1354
01:21:34.367 --> 01:21:36.108
Aaron: Oh, God.

1355
01:21:40.983 --> 01:21:44.508
Cloyd: [stuttering]
You can look at it.

1356
01:21:44.551 --> 01:21:47.815
[Laughs]

1357
01:21:51.994 --> 01:21:56.389
Why aren't you
looking at it?

1358
01:21:56.433 --> 01:21:58.957
You don't like it?

1359
01:21:59.001 --> 01:22:01.438
[Whoops]

1360
01:22:04.180 --> 01:22:06.095
[Muffled screams]

1361
01:22:06.138 --> 01:22:14.799
♪♪

1362
01:22:31.337 --> 01:22:34.993
Cloyd: Don't worry.

1363
01:22:35.037 --> 01:22:39.389
I'll be real gentle.

1364
01:22:39.432 --> 01:22:42.174
[Muffled sobs]

1365
01:22:46.178 --> 01:22:47.701
[Snorting]

1366
01:22:55.144 --> 01:22:59.496
[Screams]

1367
01:23:02.934 --> 01:23:06.677
[Whooping]

1368
01:23:08.548 --> 01:23:11.595
Cloyd:
We're married.

1369
01:23:11.638 --> 01:23:20.647
♪♪

1370
01:23:21.126 --> 01:23:30.135
♪♪

1371
01:23:30.701 --> 01:23:39.710
♪♪

1372
01:23:40.189 --> 01:23:49.198
♪♪

1373
01:23:49.763 --> 01:23:51.243
[Screams]

1374
01:23:54.855 --> 01:23:56.509
[Coughs]

1375
01:24:04.213 --> 01:24:07.042
Holy shit.

1376
01:24:07.085 --> 01:24:10.045
Thanks.

1377
01:24:10.088 --> 01:24:12.395
Sure.

1378
01:24:12.438 --> 01:24:14.527
We...

1379
01:24:14.571 --> 01:24:16.747
We can't let that
motherfucker get away.

1380
01:24:23.449 --> 01:24:25.364
He shouldn't be
too hard to find.

1381
01:24:27.714 --> 01:24:31.153
I'll get him.

1382
01:24:31.196 --> 01:24:32.502
Just go.

1383
01:24:38.377 --> 01:24:41.250
[Sighs]

1384
01:24:41.293 --> 01:24:42.642
Fuck.

1385
01:24:48.648 --> 01:24:52.826
We've been driving around
all night, and found nothing.

1386
01:24:52.870 --> 01:24:55.742
Calm down, Mitchie.
We'll...We'll find them.

1387
01:24:55.786 --> 01:24:58.354
How? By fucking sitting here
with our thumbs up our ass?

1388
01:25:00.834 --> 01:25:02.532
I'm sorry, Marty,
I'm just so fucking worried.

1389
01:25:02.575 --> 01:25:04.838
I know. I know.

1390
01:25:04.882 --> 01:25:06.362
Is there anyone who
lives out around here

1391
01:25:06.405 --> 01:25:08.886
that might've seen
Hailey and Jeremy?

1392
01:25:08.929 --> 01:25:11.671
No. Nobody for miles.

1393
01:25:11.715 --> 01:25:13.499
Well, there's the Boons.What's that?

1394
01:25:13.543 --> 01:25:15.458
No, that's a family
of inbreds

1395
01:25:15.501 --> 01:25:17.112
that's been living
right here forever.

1396
01:25:17.155 --> 01:25:18.635
I'm not even sure where
their property is anymore.

1397
01:25:18.678 --> 01:25:21.638
They might have found
Jeremy and Hailey.

1398
01:25:21.681 --> 01:25:26.512
Marty, if they found them,
what would they do?

1399
01:25:26.556 --> 01:25:28.166
No, they're not...

1400
01:25:28.210 --> 01:25:30.168
they're fucked up weird,
but they wouldn't hurt no one.

1401
01:25:30.212 --> 01:25:31.430
Are you sure?

1402
01:25:34.564 --> 01:25:35.869
Come on. Let's go.Let's go.

1403
01:25:49.405 --> 01:25:51.015
[Moans]

1404
01:26:14.952 --> 01:26:19.043
[Whoops]

1405
01:27:19.843 --> 01:27:23.673
[Whooping]

1406
01:27:23.716 --> 01:27:32.725
♪♪

1407
01:27:36.163 --> 01:27:45.172
♪♪

1408
01:27:48.524 --> 01:27:57.533
♪♪

1409
01:28:00.971 --> 01:28:04.366
[ Indistinct whispering ]

1410
01:28:04.409 --> 01:28:05.845
[Whispers]
Fuck.

1411
01:28:10.023 --> 01:28:13.026
[ Groans ]

1412
01:28:22.079 --> 01:28:23.298
Shit.

1413
01:28:26.649 --> 01:28:29.826
Mama: What the fuck did
you do to my two boys?

1414
01:28:41.881 --> 01:28:50.890
♪♪

1415
01:29:01.727 --> 01:29:10.736
♪♪

1416
01:29:18.135 --> 01:29:21.530
[Cloyd screaming]

1417
01:29:41.071 --> 01:29:48.383
♪♪

1418
01:29:48.426 --> 01:29:50.080
Son of a bitch!

1419
01:29:50.123 --> 01:29:52.082
What did you do
to my sons?

1420
01:29:52.125 --> 01:29:57.304
I can't believe you were gonna
be in the family!

1421
01:29:57.348 --> 01:29:59.394
[Yells]

1422
01:30:00.569 --> 01:30:03.310
[Yells]

1423
01:30:05.922 --> 01:30:08.968
[Yells]

1424
01:30:12.015 --> 01:30:15.584
I'm gonna enjoy watching
your lights go out.

1425
01:30:35.647 --> 01:30:37.432
I'll...

1426
01:30:37.475 --> 01:30:39.782
[breathing heavily]

1427
01:31:42.192 --> 01:31:43.628
Thank you.

1428
01:31:59.383 --> 01:32:02.995
♪♪

1429
01:32:03.039 --> 01:32:04.475
-Hailey, oh my God!
-Daddy?

1430
01:32:04.519 --> 01:32:06.216
Oh, my God, Hailey!

1431
01:32:06.259 --> 01:32:08.261
Oh, my God.
What happened?

1432
01:32:08.305 --> 01:32:10.437
We got to go.
Daddy, please, please,
we got to get out of here.

1433
01:32:10.481 --> 01:32:12.178
Marty, let's get
to the hospital.

1434
01:32:12.222 --> 01:32:13.571
-What happened?
-Please, Daddy, please.

1435
01:32:13.615 --> 01:32:16.095
Baby, who did this
to you?

1436
01:32:16.139 --> 01:32:18.707
Marty, get us--
get us to the hospital.

1437
01:32:18.750 --> 01:32:20.578
What the fuck!
Fuck!

1438
01:32:20.622 --> 01:32:23.320
Mitch:
It's okay. It's okay.

1439
01:32:23.363 --> 01:32:24.582
Daddy's here.

1440
01:32:26.323 --> 01:32:27.759
Marty, get us
to the hospital.

1441
01:33:00.705 --> 01:33:07.538
♪♪

1442
01:33:09.845 --> 01:33:16.765
♪♪

1443
01:33:16.808 --> 01:33:23.728
♪♪

1444
01:33:27.950 --> 01:33:36.959
♪♪

1445
01:33:38.917 --> 01:33:47.926
♪♪

1446
01:33:49.928 --> 01:33:58.937
♪♪

1447
01:34:00.896 --> 01:34:09.905
♪♪

1448
01:34:11.907 --> 01:34:20.916
♪♪

1449
01:34:39.369 --> 01:34:48.378
♪♪

1450
01:34:51.555 --> 01:35:00.564
♪♪

1451
01:35:03.698 --> 01:35:12.707
♪♪

1452
01:35:15.840 --> 01:35:24.849
♪♪

1453
01:35:27.983 --> 01:35:36.992
♪♪

1454
01:35:40.169 --> 01:35:49.178
♪♪

1455
01:35:52.355 --> 01:36:01.364
♪♪

1456
01:36:04.497 --> 01:36:13.506
♪♪

1457
01:36:16.683 --> 01:36:25.692
♪♪

1458
01:36:28.870 --> 01:36:37.835
♪♪

1459
01:36:40.969 --> 01:36:49.978
♪♪

1460
01:36:53.155 --> 01:37:02.164
♪♪

1461
01:37:05.297 --> 01:37:14.306
♪♪