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(gentle melody playing)

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TIM:
<i>Time is a funny thing.</i>

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<i>-When I was a kid...</i>
-YOUNG TIM: One.

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<i>-...the days lasted forever.</i>
-Two.

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-Hide, hide, hide!
-Three.

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-TIM: <i>But the years...</i>
-Wait! Over here.

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<i>-...well, they went by so fast.</i>
-Four.

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-Five. Six.
-Tim, no peeking.

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TED SR.:
Yeah, no peeking.

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-TIM: <i>Before you know it...</i>
-Seven.

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<i>-...you're all grown-up.</i>
-Eight.

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<i>-It even happened to me.</i>
-Nine.

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Nine and a half. Ten!

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Ready or not, here I come.
(grunts)

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<i>My name's Tim, and this...</i>

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<i>well, this is</i>
<i>the rest of my story.</i>

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-(roars playfully)
-Run for your lives!

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(laughing):
No fair, Dad. You peeked.

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(laughter, squealing)

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<i>-They call me a stay-at-home</i>
<i>dad, which means...</i>-Let's go!

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<i>...I hardly get</i>
<i>to stay at home.</i>

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Buckle up, Templetons.

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Ready?

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-Set.
-Go!

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(engine roars, tires squeal)

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TIM:
<i>Now, some might say</i>

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<i>I still have</i>
<i>an overactive imagination,</i>

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<i>but being a dad is</i>
<i>the coolest job in the world.</i>

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<i>Bunch of cool jobs, really.</i>

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(laughing)

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<i>Sometimes I'm</i>
<i>a race car driver.</i>

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CAROL:
Whoo! Daddy-o Andretti!

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TABITHA:
Yay, Templetons!

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TIM (Southern accent):
<i>Well, and then sometimes</i>

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<i>I'm the best darn cook</i>
<i>in the county</i>

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<i>and I deal out every meal.</i>

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-Come on, Pa, hit me.
-(burps)

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-(chuckles) Tina.
-(Tina laughs)

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Whew, doggie!
And the house wins again.

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-(thunder crashes)
-CAROL: Yay! -TABITHA: Woo-hoo!

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TIM (spooky voice): <i>Or a</i>
<i>surgeon, if need be. (chuckles)</i>

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-Spork.
-Spork.

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-Spatula.
-Spatula.

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Give my creature life!

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-(growling)
-(Carol and Tabitha gasp)

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She's alive!

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TIM: <i>We have our ups,</i>
<i>and we have our downs.</i>

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-(whimpers)
-No, no, no. Look. Look.

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-Lamb Lamb's okay. See?
-Yay!

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TIM:
<i>But we always stick together.</i>

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<i>-My wife, Carol.</i>
-It's a miracle!

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TIM: <i>She's the</i>
<i>breadwinner of the family.</i>

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-(applause) -Thank you.
You know what they say:

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-"It's all about the dough."
-(laughter)

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And I couldn't have done it
without my husband.

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He really rose to the occasion.

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-It's the yeast I can do.
-(cheering) -Yeah, Mama!

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TIM:
<i>She brings home the bacon, too,</i>

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<i>while I keep an eye</i>
<i>on our new baby, Tina.</i>

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<i>(chuckles):</i>
<i>But sometimes, feels like</i>

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<i>she's keeping an eye on me.</i>

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<i>-And Tabitha...</i>
-Thank you!

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<i>...our little second-grader</i>
<i>who just got accepted</i>

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<i>-into the best school in town.</i>
-(laughter)

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Yay, Tabitha!

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TIM:
<i>We're so proud.</i>

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<i>I still keep in touch</i>
<i>with the old gang, too.</i>

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<i>Believe it or not,</i>
<i>Jimbo is mayor now.</i>

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-BOTH: Cookie!
<i>-Of course, his wife, Staci,</i>

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<i>is the real brains</i>
<i>behind the operation.</i>

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-MAN: Yo, Jimbo!
<i>-Now, the Triplets...</i>

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-* Busted... *
-* Busted... *

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-* Busted. *
-(sirens wailing)

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TIM: <i>Yeah,</i>
<i>they haven't changed much.</i>

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<i>And as for</i>
<i>my baby brother, Ted,</i>

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<i>well, he grew up</i>
<i>to be the boss, all right.</i>

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<i>-He's so busy we hardly see</i>
<i>him anymore.</i>-(toy squeaking)

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-(phone rings)
<i>-But, hey, he always remembers</i>

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<i>to send inappropriately</i>
<i>lavish gifts</i>

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<i>-on special occasions.</i>
-(Tabitha squeals)

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-OMG! Uncle Ted is the best!
-(neighing)

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-(clatters)
-(Tim gasps)

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(sighs)

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TIM:
<i>All in all,</i>

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<i>my life is pretty perfect.</i>

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(insects trilling,
birds chirping)

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<i>But all that</i>
<i>was about to change.</i>

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(yelps, gasps)

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Good heavens.

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I'll save you!

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-Ha!
-(Tina screams, laughs)

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Thanks, babe.

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Stay calm, Tabitha.

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I'm coming for you.

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I'm gonna save you
from the bubbling lava!

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Dad, what are you doing?

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Ew, gross. It went everywhere.

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Come on, this is
the candy volcano of doom!

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You used to love it.
(mimics explosion)

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But I'm trying
to do my homework,

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or I'm doomed.

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Oh.

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<i>Because if there's</i>
<i>one thing I've learned,</i>

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<i>you're only a kid once.</i>

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<i>Once you grow up,</i>
<i>you can never go back.</i>

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(babbling)

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Ee...!

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(grunts)

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(gasps) Oh, no.

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Good night, Dr. Hawking.

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Carbon, boron, beryllium,
lithium, helium, hydrogen.

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Nailed it.

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Boom shakalaka.

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(laughs)

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"Carry the four."
(chuckles) Gosh.

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-TIM: Hey there, Tabitha.
-(Carol whoops, Tina laughs)

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It's <i>The Good Night Show.</i>

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Live from your bedroom,
starring Dad and Mom.

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-And special guest, baby Tina.
-(laughing)

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Good night, little Tina. Mwah!

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Come back here, you.
(chuckles)

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-Good night, Mom.
-Mwah!

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Good night, sweetheart.
Mama's gonna kiss you.

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-Mama gonna kiss you.
-(Tim clears throat)

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* Good night song *

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-* With your dad... *
-What?

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What? It's time for
your good-night song.

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Oh, no, thanks.

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I'm listening to white noise!

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Helps me fall asleep!

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(mimicking white noise)

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Hey, what would you say

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to me helping you rehearse
for the holiday pageant?

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-(gasps)
-Yes! Right?

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I can come to school with you,
and you can get

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all your friends together,
and we can rehearse together,

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go get some ice cream after.

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-My treat.
-No! You can't do that.

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Um, liability issues.

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It's this whole thing.

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Oh. Right, right.
(chuckles)

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Right.

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Whoa. How about your favorite
bedtime story?

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You know, the one about...

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Uncle Ted was
a magical talking baby.

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There was a rocket
full of puppies,

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-and you saved the world.
-(shushing)

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It was a good story, wasn't it?

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Well, it didn't really make
a lot of sense.

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The jokes were good, right?

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Mm.

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-Okay. Um...
-Dad.

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(yawns)

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My schedule is brutal tomorrow.

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(grunting): Yeah. My schedule's
pretty brutal, too.

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Oh, don't forget Lamb Lamb.

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Good night, Lamb Lamb.

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(kisses)
Good night, Uncle Ted.

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I hope to grow up and be
a success, just like you.

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Maybe we'll see you soon.

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Good night, Tabitha.

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Don't you think
I'm a little old for that now?

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Uh, okay.

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I think it's time
we both grow up.

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I look forward to greeting you
at the breakfast table.

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Sweet dreams.

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Hmm.

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* *

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Where has the time gone?

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WIZZIE:
How should I know? (grunts)

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-Wait, wait. I see light.
-(toy train tooting)

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You, oh, out of my way.
(yells)

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(gasps) At long last.

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The sweet breath of freedom.

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Wizzie?

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You there,
what century is this?

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(shudders)
Unhand me, vile ogre!

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No, no, no, no.
Wizzie, it's me.

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-It's Tim.
-(gasps)

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Is it really you?

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Come closer.

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Let me see your face.

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Closer.

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Closer still.

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Oh, Timothy.

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It is you.

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Hey! What was that for?

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You cast me into
eternal darkness

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and wreaked havoc
on my circadian rhythms.

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I'm sorry, Wizzie.

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Hey, but you look great,
though.

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Except for the arm, you mean.

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(chuckles)
I didn't even notice.

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-You thought it.
-I mean, I noticed it,

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'cause I... you obviously
don't have an arm. I-I...

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You would never treat
Lamb Lamb this way.

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Well, I... I gave her
to my daughter, Tabitha.

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You have produced
an heir, Timothy?

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Two, actually.

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Two? Let the bells ring!

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(bells jingling,
alarms blaring)

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-No, no, no. Wizzie, stop.
-Yes! Yes!

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-Wizzie, shh! Quiet, quiet.
-It's a time for celebration!

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No, no, no. It's not
the time for celebration.

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-Wizzie, shh. Be quiet.
-What? What is it?

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-What is it, Tim?
-I don't know.

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-(alarms stop)
-I guess I'm just not feeling

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very celebratory right now.

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Oh?

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Tabitha. (sighs)

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Man, Wizzie,
she's growing up so fast.

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It's like she doesn't even
need me anymore.

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Yes, first, they start
spending less time with you.

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TIM:
Mm.

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Then they stop coming
to you for advice.

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Exactly.

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Soon, they take you
for granted.

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I guess.

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-Then break your arm.
-What?

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Then stuff you into a box!

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Okay. Wizzie, you're...
you're not helping.

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(Wizzie scoffs)

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Okay, I'm just... I'm afraid

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Tabitha and I
are growing apart,

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like... like I did
with my brother.

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Oh.

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I thought we had
all the time in the world.

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But you can't
turn back time, can you?

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How dare you question my power!

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-Turn back. Turn back.
-Oh, here we go.

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-Oh, great wheel of li...
-Wait. (shushes)

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-(Wizzie snoring)
-Did you hear that?

237
00:09:30.945 --> 00:09:33.907
(gasps)
Never abuse the snooze button!

238
00:09:33.948 --> 00:09:35.992
(shushes) It sounds like it's
coming from the baby's room.

239
00:09:36.034 --> 00:09:37.994
What is it?
A creature of the night?

240
00:09:38.036 --> 00:09:41.081
Witches? Is it the baying
of the hounds of hell?

241
00:09:41.122 --> 00:09:42.415
Wizzie!

242
00:09:42.457 --> 00:09:43.583
Don't go, Tim!

243
00:09:43.625 --> 00:09:45.168
I can turn back time--

244
00:09:45.210 --> 00:09:48.755
to the golden years,
when it was just you and me.

245
00:09:48.797 --> 00:09:50.423
My good arm.

246
00:09:50.465 --> 00:09:52.175
Don't open the door.

247
00:09:52.217 --> 00:09:54.094
(fading in distance):
Remember last time!

248
00:09:54.135 --> 00:09:56.638
(muffled voice
speaking indistinctly)

249
00:09:57.806 --> 00:09:59.808
AUTOMATED VOICE: If you would
like to make a call,

250
00:09:59.849 --> 00:10:01.309
please hang up and try again.

251
00:10:01.351 --> 00:10:05.480
If you need help, hang up
and then dial your operator.

252
00:10:05.522 --> 00:10:07.273
Thank you.

253
00:10:07.315 --> 00:10:08.441
(whispers):
Hello?

254
00:10:08.483 --> 00:10:10.026
If you would like
to make a call,

255
00:10:10.068 --> 00:10:12.696
-please hang up and try again.
-Ah. Just my phone.

256
00:10:12.737 --> 00:10:14.823
Get it together, man.

257
00:10:14.864 --> 00:10:17.158
Oh, Tina, you little klepto...

258
00:10:17.200 --> 00:10:19.244
Nighty night.

259
00:10:19.285 --> 00:10:20.453
...maniac!

260
00:10:20.495 --> 00:10:22.956
(rapid babbling)

261
00:10:22.997 --> 00:10:24.124
Whoa!

262
00:10:24.165 --> 00:10:26.876
Hi, Daddy.

263
00:10:26.918 --> 00:10:28.962
T-Tabitha? Is that you?

264
00:10:29.004 --> 00:10:30.213
(laughing)

265
00:10:30.255 --> 00:10:31.631
(gasps)

266
00:10:31.673 --> 00:10:33.675
(laughing):
You should've seen your face.

267
00:10:33.717 --> 00:10:35.552
Oh, it's priceless.

268
00:10:35.593 --> 00:10:37.053
You're... You... You-you...

269
00:10:37.095 --> 00:10:39.472
(mock gasping)

270
00:10:39.514 --> 00:10:40.974
You-you can talk?

271
00:10:41.016 --> 00:10:43.143
Yep.
I'm in the family business.

272
00:10:43.184 --> 00:10:45.812
(whispers):
It's a clip-on tie. (shushes)

273
00:10:45.854 --> 00:10:48.106
You see, Daddy,
BabyCorp is more of what I...

274
00:10:48.148 --> 00:10:49.774
Oops.

275
00:10:49.816 --> 00:10:52.152
Daddy, Daddy, come in.
Can you hear me?

276
00:10:52.193 --> 00:10:53.778
-Daddy, do you read me?
-(Tim groaning)

277
00:10:53.820 --> 00:10:55.488
Daddy, how many fingers
am I holding up?

278
00:10:55.530 --> 00:10:56.698
Thursday?

279
00:10:56.740 --> 00:10:57.991
I should've given you
a warning.

280
00:10:58.033 --> 00:10:59.534
I forgot you were an old man.

281
00:10:59.576 --> 00:11:01.036
(yells, spits)

282
00:11:01.077 --> 00:11:02.037
Wait, wait.

283
00:11:02.078 --> 00:11:03.913
-You're from BabyCorp?
-Yes.

284
00:11:03.955 --> 00:11:05.915
BabyCorp is more of what I call

285
00:11:05.957 --> 00:11:07.751
-a side hustle for me.
-Uh-huh.

286
00:11:07.792 --> 00:11:09.836
The point is I'm all in
on the Templetons.

287
00:11:09.878 --> 00:11:11.338
-Go, Templetons!
-Oh! Okay.

288
00:11:11.379 --> 00:11:13.173
You guys really know
how to baby a baby.

289
00:11:13.214 --> 00:11:14.758
-I mean, it's incredible.
-Oh, oh. (chuckles)

290
00:11:14.799 --> 00:11:16.343
Not that's it's all five-star.

291
00:11:16.384 --> 00:11:18.345
-I have to say, you got
a lot of issues. -Sure. Yeah.

292
00:11:18.386 --> 00:11:19.554
We'll talk about that later.

293
00:11:19.596 --> 00:11:20.972
Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe this.

294
00:11:21.014 --> 00:11:23.141
Hey, want to go scare
the crap out of Mom?

295
00:11:23.183 --> 00:11:25.101
-Daddy, please stay focused.
-(chuckles) Oh.

296
00:11:25.143 --> 00:11:26.644
(grunts)
Right, right, right.

297
00:11:26.686 --> 00:11:28.355
There's a crisis at BabyCorp.

298
00:11:28.396 --> 00:11:29.481
What is it this time?

299
00:11:29.522 --> 00:11:30.523
(gasps) Kittens?

300
00:11:30.565 --> 00:11:32.650
No. This time, it's even worse.

301
00:11:32.692 --> 00:11:33.902
-Worse than kittens?
-Yes.

302
00:11:33.943 --> 00:11:35.695
That's why I volunteered for

303
00:11:35.737 --> 00:11:37.572
-this supersecret assignment.
-TOY: Mommy.

304
00:11:37.614 --> 00:11:39.491
Ooh, I want to help.
What-what do you want me to do?

305
00:11:39.532 --> 00:11:41.034
That's the spirit, Daddy.

306
00:11:41.076 --> 00:11:43.870
-You are exactly who I need.
-Yes!

307
00:11:43.912 --> 00:11:45.663
To get Uncle Ted.

308
00:11:45.705 --> 00:11:47.374
No. What?

309
00:11:47.415 --> 00:11:48.875
What-What's with the face?

310
00:11:48.917 --> 00:11:51.378
Daddy, BabyCorp can't wait
any longer.

311
00:11:51.419 --> 00:11:52.671
All the pressure's on me, Pop.

312
00:11:52.712 --> 00:11:54.881
When I volunteered
for this gig,

313
00:11:54.923 --> 00:11:56.800
I thought it would be easy.

314
00:11:56.841 --> 00:11:58.385
But you two never
see each other.

315
00:11:58.426 --> 00:11:59.969
It's so sad.

316
00:12:00.011 --> 00:12:02.180
It's like, "F-minus.
See me after class."

317
00:12:02.222 --> 00:12:03.390
(gargles)

318
00:12:03.431 --> 00:12:04.724
Sad? Uh, yeah, maybe.

319
00:12:04.766 --> 00:12:05.934
A little. I don't know.

320
00:12:05.975 --> 00:12:07.352
Did you forget to call him?

321
00:12:07.394 --> 00:12:09.270
I noticed you can be
a little absentminded.

322
00:12:09.312 --> 00:12:10.647
Sorry, what?

323
00:12:10.689 --> 00:12:12.399
It's just that you tend
to procrastinate.

324
00:12:12.440 --> 00:12:14.567
-You have to get him here for
the holidays. -(line ringing)

325
00:12:14.609 --> 00:12:15.860
-No, I'm not...
-(ringing stops)

326
00:12:15.902 --> 00:12:17.278
No, I'm not
gonna call him right now.

327
00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:18.738
-Daddy, can't never could.
-No. -(line ringing)

328
00:12:18.780 --> 00:12:20.115
Did you two have
a fight or something?

329
00:12:20.156 --> 00:12:21.908
-No.
-But you're mad at him?

330
00:12:21.950 --> 00:12:24.202
-Stop that. It's complicated.
-(ringing stops)

331
00:12:24.244 --> 00:12:26.329
-Why? Do you need help using
your phone? -(line ringing)

332
00:12:26.371 --> 00:12:28.081
-No, I don't need help
using my... -(ringing stops)

333
00:12:28.123 --> 00:12:29.624
-Okay. What's the problem?
-(sighs) -(line ringing)

334
00:12:29.666 --> 00:12:31.126
What's the issue?
Talk to me.

335
00:12:31.167 --> 00:12:32.877
-There's no point, okay?
-(ringing stops)

336
00:12:32.919 --> 00:12:34.921
I call him. I invite him.
He never shows up.

337
00:12:34.963 --> 00:12:36.923
He's always got a work meeting
or a business trip

338
00:12:36.965 --> 00:12:38.591
or a conference call.

339
00:12:38.633 --> 00:12:40.468
All he cares about is work.

340
00:12:40.510 --> 00:12:44.431
But after a while, you...
you just stop trying.

341
00:12:44.472 --> 00:12:46.641
-He's still your brother.
-(line ringing)

342
00:12:46.683 --> 00:12:48.935
You were partners.

343
00:12:48.977 --> 00:12:50.687
-Yeah, I guess sometimes
you just... -(ringing stops)

344
00:12:50.729 --> 00:12:54.816
you grow up and grow apart.

345
00:12:56.609 --> 00:12:57.902
-(line ringing)
-(gasps)

346
00:12:57.944 --> 00:12:59.571
Daddy, don't say no.

347
00:12:59.612 --> 00:13:00.989
What if everybody said no?

348
00:13:01.031 --> 00:13:02.157
Nothing would happen.

349
00:13:02.198 --> 00:13:03.575
Nothing would get
off the ground.

350
00:13:03.616 --> 00:13:04.909
You got to wake up every day

351
00:13:04.951 --> 00:13:06.703
and you got to say,
"Yes, yes, yes!"

352
00:13:06.745 --> 00:13:10.123
Surprise me. Say yes.

353
00:13:10.165 --> 00:13:11.291
(sighs)

354
00:13:11.332 --> 00:13:12.167
(ringing stops)

355
00:13:12.208 --> 00:13:14.794
This is really disappointing.

356
00:13:14.836 --> 00:13:17.088
-And now I'm getting mad!
-It's late.

357
00:13:17.130 --> 00:13:19.174
We can work on this
tomorrow, okay?

358
00:13:19.215 --> 00:13:20.884
-(grunts)
-(toy squeaks)

359
00:13:20.925 --> 00:13:23.803
Oh. Whoopsie.
Your little horsey fell off.

360
00:13:23.845 --> 00:13:26.348
Another day won't hurt, right?

361
00:13:27.349 --> 00:13:28.850
Good night, sweetie.

362
00:13:28.892 --> 00:13:30.602
-(door closes)
-(scoffs)

363
00:13:31.936 --> 00:13:33.188
(tape rewinding)

364
00:13:33.229 --> 00:13:34.647
TIM (recorded):
Good night, sweetie.

365
00:13:34.689 --> 00:13:36.483
-...horsey fell off.
-(rewinding)

366
00:13:36.524 --> 00:13:38.151
Tabitha?

367
00:13:41.363 --> 00:13:43.406
* *

368
00:13:50.872 --> 00:13:52.999
(low rumbling,
objects rattling)

369
00:13:55.335 --> 00:13:56.503
Huh?

370
00:13:56.544 --> 00:13:58.380
(gasps, squeals)

371
00:14:12.394 --> 00:14:14.437
* *

372
00:14:25.824 --> 00:14:27.409
Uh, don't worry. I got it.

373
00:14:27.450 --> 00:14:29.285
-(Tim yells, groans)
-Where is she? Where is she?

374
00:14:29.327 --> 00:14:31.037
-Where's who? What?
-I came as fast as I could.

375
00:14:31.079 --> 00:14:32.580
-Ted?
-I canceled all my meetings.

376
00:14:32.622 --> 00:14:34.541
What are you doing here?
(grunts) Why are you yelling?

377
00:14:34.582 --> 00:14:35.792
-Where's Tabitha?
-Tabitha?

378
00:14:35.834 --> 00:14:37.210
-Where is she, Tim?
-CAROL: Ted.

379
00:14:37.252 --> 00:14:38.878
Uncle Ted, you're here!
You're really here.

380
00:14:38.920 --> 00:14:40.463
-Which arm is it?
Left or right? -Huh?

381
00:14:40.505 --> 00:14:42.382
-Is it your fibula? Talk to me.
-Whoa.

382
00:14:42.424 --> 00:14:44.050
-Good dilation. Open up.
-(groans)

383
00:14:44.092 --> 00:14:45.969
-Say, "Ah." Are you okay?
-Wh-What are you doing?

384
00:14:46.011 --> 00:14:47.262
-You look okay.
-Whoa.

385
00:14:47.303 --> 00:14:49.055
Don't worry.
I'm fine, Uncle Ted.

386
00:14:49.097 --> 00:14:51.391
-That's my girl.
-Woo-hoo.

387
00:14:51.433 --> 00:14:53.018
Uh, wh-what brings you
into town?

388
00:14:53.059 --> 00:14:54.394
Well, Tabitha fell
off her pony.

389
00:14:54.436 --> 00:14:56.229
-She did?
-She did?

390
00:14:56.271 --> 00:14:57.230
I did?

391
00:14:57.272 --> 00:14:59.399
-Tim left me a voice mail.
-He did?

392
00:14:59.441 --> 00:15:00.942
-I did?
-You did.

393
00:15:00.984 --> 00:15:02.861
TIM (cobbled from recording):
Hello. This is your brother.

394
00:15:02.902 --> 00:15:04.571
Help. Tabitha fell off horsey.

395
00:15:04.612 --> 00:15:05.822
Good night, sweetie.

396
00:15:05.864 --> 00:15:07.490
Well, that was unsettling.

397
00:15:08.575 --> 00:15:11.077
I swear I didn't
leave that message.

398
00:15:11.119 --> 00:15:14.164
-(coos)
-On... purpose.

399
00:15:14.205 --> 00:15:15.290
I...

400
00:15:15.331 --> 00:15:16.291
Butt-dialed?

401
00:15:16.332 --> 00:15:17.792
(chuckles)
With my butt.

402
00:15:17.834 --> 00:15:19.169
While I was talking
in my sleep.

403
00:15:19.210 --> 00:15:20.754
I do that sometimes.

404
00:15:20.795 --> 00:15:22.380
You sleep-butt-dialed me?

405
00:15:22.422 --> 00:15:25.467
-With my butt.
-(Carol chuckling)

406
00:15:25.508 --> 00:15:28.887
I knew there must be a
perfectly logical explanation.

407
00:15:28.928 --> 00:15:30.680
(chuckles)
And there it is.

408
00:15:30.722 --> 00:15:32.599
-TED: Hmm. -All that matters
is that you're here.

409
00:15:32.640 --> 00:15:34.809
-TABITHA: Woo-hoo! Yay!
-(Tina squeals)

410
00:15:34.851 --> 00:15:36.269
-Absolutely. Uh, for now.
-(Tina giggling)

411
00:15:36.311 --> 00:15:38.271
Uncle Ted, please stay
for Christmas. Please.

412
00:15:38.313 --> 00:15:40.940
Sorry, sweetie. I can't
do Christmas on the 25th.

413
00:15:40.982 --> 00:15:43.193
But, Uncle Ted,
I missed you so much.

414
00:15:43.234 --> 00:15:44.944
<i>(echoing):</i>
<i>I missed you so much.</i>

415
00:15:44.986 --> 00:15:46.613
<i>-I missed you so much.</i>
-Mm... wah!

416
00:15:46.654 --> 00:15:48.573
TABITHA: <i>Don't you think</i>
<i>I'm a little old for that now?</i>

417
00:15:48.615 --> 00:15:50.283
<i>(echoing): Don't you think</i>
<i>I'm a little old for that now?</i>

418
00:15:50.325 --> 00:15:51.951
<i>Don't you think</i>
<i>I'm a little old for that now?</i>

419
00:15:51.993 --> 00:15:53.995
(chuckles) Can I talk to you
in the kitchen?

420
00:15:54.829 --> 00:15:56.373
Alone.

421
00:15:58.124 --> 00:16:00.377
-TED: The baby, Tim?
-(shushes)

422
00:16:00.418 --> 00:16:03.046
She's been sent from up there.

423
00:16:03.088 --> 00:16:05.715
-Upstairs?
-That's right. BabyCorp.

424
00:16:05.757 --> 00:16:09.260
So you're saying the voice mail
was some kind of call for help.

425
00:16:09.302 --> 00:16:11.262
Yes! No.

426
00:16:11.304 --> 00:16:14.182
She comes from a secret
corporation run by babies.

427
00:16:15.308 --> 00:16:18.144
Tim, I'm gonna give you
the name of a doctor.

428
00:16:18.186 --> 00:16:21.981
Roy Federman. Just tell him
I sent you, okay?

429
00:16:22.023 --> 00:16:23.233
(hushed):
What are they saying?

430
00:16:23.274 --> 00:16:24.734
We should give them
some privacy.

431
00:16:24.776 --> 00:16:26.027
-Here you go.
-Ooh. Thanks.

432
00:16:26.069 --> 00:16:27.362
TIM:
I'm not crazy!

433
00:16:27.404 --> 00:16:29.114
You just don't remember.
Tell him, Tina.

434
00:16:29.155 --> 00:16:30.448
-He... I...
-TED: She can't talk, Tim.

435
00:16:30.490 --> 00:16:32.158
-TIM: Stop interrupting.
-(Tina groans)

436
00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:33.493
TED: Interrupting what?
I don't hear anything.

437
00:16:33.535 --> 00:16:35.662
Except your obnoxious voice.
You hear that.

438
00:16:35.704 --> 00:16:37.831
I have a beautiful voice.

439
00:16:37.872 --> 00:16:39.249
-(groans)
-TIM: Fine.

440
00:16:39.290 --> 00:16:41.126
I can prove that
everything I'm saying is real.

441
00:16:41.167 --> 00:16:42.502
-TED: Oh, yeah?
-TIM: Yeah!

442
00:16:42.544 --> 00:16:43.503
Suck it, Ted.

443
00:16:43.545 --> 00:16:44.546
I beg your pardon?

444
00:16:44.587 --> 00:16:45.672
You, suck.

445
00:16:45.714 --> 00:16:47.132
No, no, Tim. You suck.

446
00:16:47.173 --> 00:16:48.508
CAROL: Time to go buy
a Christmas tree.

447
00:16:48.550 --> 00:16:50.218
But we already have
a Christmas tree.

448
00:16:50.260 --> 00:16:52.429
-No, we don't. No, we don't.
-Yes, we do. Yes, we do.

449
00:16:52.470 --> 00:16:54.014
Suck it, suck it, suck it,
suck it, suck it, suck it.

450
00:16:54.055 --> 00:16:55.557
-Get that pacie out of my face!
-Excuse me.

451
00:16:55.598 --> 00:16:58.685
I hate to interrupt,
but may I make a suggestion?

452
00:16:58.727 --> 00:17:00.061
Why don't you both suck it?

453
00:17:00.103 --> 00:17:02.022
-Ha! (whoops)
-(grunts)

454
00:17:02.063 --> 00:17:03.815
(grunting)

455
00:17:03.857 --> 00:17:05.817
-She can talk.
-A lot.

456
00:17:05.859 --> 00:17:06.985
(whoops)

457
00:17:07.027 --> 00:17:08.611
Buckle up, boys.

458
00:17:08.653 --> 00:17:10.238
(sucking rapidly)

459
00:17:11.072 --> 00:17:12.532
(all screaming)

460
00:17:12.574 --> 00:17:14.868
-TINA: Baby on board!
-(Tim whooping)

461
00:17:14.909 --> 00:17:17.078
-That's what I'm talking about!
-(laughs) Woo-hoo!

462
00:17:17.120 --> 00:17:19.497
(screaming)

463
00:17:20.874 --> 00:17:22.042
(sighs)

464
00:17:22.083 --> 00:17:24.586
* *

465
00:17:31.885 --> 00:17:33.595
TIM:
Yeah! Woo-hoo!

466
00:17:34.763 --> 00:17:36.056
(both grunt)

467
00:17:36.097 --> 00:17:37.724
(yelps)

468
00:17:37.766 --> 00:17:39.768
-Wow.
-(Tina laughs)

469
00:17:39.809 --> 00:17:41.394
(gasps)

470
00:17:41.436 --> 00:17:42.729
I'm home.

471
00:17:42.771 --> 00:17:44.022
TIM:
Yeah. See?

472
00:17:44.064 --> 00:17:45.482
It's all real.

473
00:17:45.523 --> 00:17:46.566
TED:
Whoa.

474
00:17:46.608 --> 00:17:48.735
Is that me?

475
00:17:48.777 --> 00:17:51.488
TINA: If you're fishing for
a compliment, you caught one!

476
00:17:51.529 --> 00:17:53.907
You are a legend in this joint.

477
00:17:53.948 --> 00:17:55.408
A statue?

478
00:17:55.450 --> 00:17:57.952
Well, I did single-handedly
save the company.

479
00:17:57.994 --> 00:17:59.496
Double-handedly.

480
00:17:59.537 --> 00:18:00.914
(chuckling):
Right? We were partners.

481
00:18:00.955 --> 00:18:02.040
Really?

482
00:18:02.082 --> 00:18:03.750
I don't see your statue.

483
00:18:03.792 --> 00:18:05.377
I still love you, Daddy.

484
00:18:05.418 --> 00:18:07.379
TIM:
They got the head size right.

485
00:18:07.420 --> 00:18:08.672
(ding)

486
00:18:08.713 --> 00:18:10.924
TED: Take it from me,
you have to be aggressive

487
00:18:10.965 --> 00:18:12.217
if you want to get ahead.

488
00:18:12.258 --> 00:18:13.927
Climb that corporate ladder

489
00:18:13.968 --> 00:18:16.596
-until you're the last baby
standing at the top. -TIM: Wow.

490
00:18:16.638 --> 00:18:19.557
Actually, I prioritize
a good work-life balance

491
00:18:19.599 --> 00:18:23.103
and a positive environment
where my ideas are valued.

492
00:18:23.144 --> 00:18:25.271
(laughing)

493
00:18:25.313 --> 00:18:26.648
Oh, you're serious.

494
00:18:26.690 --> 00:18:28.525
You're funny, Uncle Ted.

495
00:18:28.566 --> 00:18:30.777
I wonder why they didn't
mention that in your file.

496
00:18:30.819 --> 00:18:31.945
My file?

497
00:18:31.986 --> 00:18:33.488
-You saw my file?
-(Tim sighs)

498
00:18:33.530 --> 00:18:34.781
-Yep.
-What does it say?

499
00:18:34.823 --> 00:18:36.116
It says a lot.

500
00:18:36.157 --> 00:18:38.535
-This is the Crisis Center.
-Whoa. Wow.

501
00:18:38.576 --> 00:18:41.037
This is where we monitor
all threats

502
00:18:41.079 --> 00:18:43.039
to babies around the world.

503
00:18:43.081 --> 00:18:44.332
And Hawaii.

504
00:18:44.374 --> 00:18:46.126
This is so cool.
This is so cool.

505
00:18:46.167 --> 00:18:48.128
(roaring):
I'm Godzilla.

506
00:18:48.169 --> 00:18:49.671
"Oh, run for your lives!
Run for your lives!"

507
00:18:49.713 --> 00:18:52.048
-Why did we bring him?
-Daddy, get down from there.

508
00:18:52.090 --> 00:18:54.801
-Aw. -We can play on it later
when no one is looking.

509
00:18:54.843 --> 00:18:56.511
-What's the crisis?
-Yeah.

510
00:18:56.553 --> 00:18:58.138
Here we go.
What's the crisis, sweetie?

511
00:18:58.179 --> 00:18:59.556
Rusty, roll it.

512
00:18:59.597 --> 00:19:01.474
(snores, whines)

513
00:19:01.516 --> 00:19:03.476
He's new.

514
00:19:03.518 --> 00:19:07.313
DR. ARMSTRONG (over speakers):
Just imagine, baby surgeons.

515
00:19:07.355 --> 00:19:09.649
-(buzzer sounds) -Uh-oh.
-(babies giggling)

516
00:19:09.691 --> 00:19:11.985
Or baby astronauts.

517
00:19:12.027 --> 00:19:15.155
(singsongy):
Floaty, floaty, float.

518
00:19:15.196 --> 00:19:18.491
Yes, babies are gonna
run the world one day.

519
00:19:18.533 --> 00:19:21.745
And that day is coming
sooner than you think.

520
00:19:21.786 --> 00:19:24.748
Hello. My name is
Dr. Erwin Armstrong,

521
00:19:24.789 --> 00:19:27.334
founder of The Acorn Center
for Advanced Childhood.

522
00:19:27.375 --> 00:19:29.294
Wait a minute, that's...
that's Tabitha's school.

523
00:19:29.336 --> 00:19:31.671
Here at the center,
we believe babies

524
00:19:31.713 --> 00:19:34.299
are the ultimate
learning machines.

525
00:19:34.341 --> 00:19:36.259
Isn't that right,
little Nathan?

526
00:19:36.301 --> 00:19:38.428
-Yeah!
-(chuckles): Okay.

527
00:19:38.470 --> 00:19:40.013
They should use
their precious time

528
00:19:40.055 --> 00:19:42.474
to develop faster, push harder.

529
00:19:42.515 --> 00:19:43.892
-Hmm. -(Tim scoffs)
-Parents, they have the best

530
00:19:43.933 --> 00:19:46.853
intentions, of course,
but they're not experts.

531
00:19:46.895 --> 00:19:50.982
After all, the only thing
holding your child back is...

532
00:19:51.024 --> 00:19:52.776
-you.
-KIDS: You!

533
00:19:52.817 --> 00:19:55.487
This explains why Tabitha's
been pulling away from me.

534
00:19:55.528 --> 00:19:57.405
-It's the school.
-ARMSTRONG: Everybody, wave.

535
00:19:57.447 --> 00:19:58.990
-Bye, Mommy.
-KIDS: Bye, Mommy!

536
00:19:59.032 --> 00:20:00.241
-Bye, Daddy.
-Bye, Daddy!

537
00:20:00.283 --> 00:20:02.869
(singsongy):
Sayonara.

538
00:20:02.911 --> 00:20:04.954
Now, in the past six months,

539
00:20:04.996 --> 00:20:07.957
these schools have been
popping up all over the world.

540
00:20:07.999 --> 00:20:09.209
Uh, so what's the problem?

541
00:20:09.250 --> 00:20:10.877
The school is the problem.

542
00:20:10.919 --> 00:20:12.337
Yeah. School is evil.

543
00:20:12.379 --> 00:20:14.547
No, Daddy,
not all schools are evil.

544
00:20:14.589 --> 00:20:16.675
-It's just this one, okay?
-Okay.

545
00:20:16.716 --> 00:20:18.802
If Armstrong's philosophy
keeps spreading,

546
00:20:18.843 --> 00:20:20.970
it could be
the end of childhood.

547
00:20:21.012 --> 00:20:22.430
No.

548
00:20:22.472 --> 00:20:24.766
Childhood was the worst
three years of my life.

549
00:20:24.808 --> 00:20:26.351
That's so sad.

550
00:20:26.393 --> 00:20:28.228
You probably just
didn't do it right.

551
00:20:28.269 --> 00:20:29.521
-Huh?
-Aw.

552
00:20:29.562 --> 00:20:31.773
But luckily, you get a do-over.

553
00:20:31.815 --> 00:20:33.983
A second chance.

554
00:20:35.151 --> 00:20:38.655
BabyCorp has developed
a new super-duper baby formula

555
00:20:38.697 --> 00:20:41.574
-that can turn a grown-up
back into a baby. -(baby coos)

556
00:20:41.616 --> 00:20:43.910
We have it in cherry, grape,
orange and lime.

557
00:20:43.952 --> 00:20:45.704
-For real?
-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

558
00:20:45.745 --> 00:20:47.664
-You want me to be a baby?
-Hey, it's what you do best.

559
00:20:47.706 --> 00:20:49.791
So you can infiltrate
the school and find out

560
00:20:49.833 --> 00:20:52.502
what Dr. Armstrong
is really up to.

561
00:20:52.544 --> 00:20:55.088
BabyCorp will
take care of the rest.

562
00:20:55.130 --> 00:20:56.923
(whoops)

563
00:20:56.965 --> 00:20:58.591
(Tim gasps, laughs)

564
00:20:58.633 --> 00:21:00.593
It's the perfect disguise.

565
00:21:00.635 --> 00:21:03.555
And it only lasts
48 teensy-weensy hours.

566
00:21:03.596 --> 00:21:05.348
Oh, I am in on the mission.

567
00:21:05.390 --> 00:21:06.516
-Sorry, Pops.
-Ow.

568
00:21:06.558 --> 00:21:08.393
-It's not your mission.
-Aw.

569
00:21:08.435 --> 00:21:10.437
"Warning:
may cause drooling, babbling,

570
00:21:10.478 --> 00:21:12.272
"emotional outbursts,
fits of laughter,

571
00:21:12.313 --> 00:21:16.276
loss of bowel control,
chubby thighs"?

572
00:21:16.317 --> 00:21:19.112
I think some guys at my gym
take this stuff.

573
00:21:19.154 --> 00:21:20.238
(screams)

574
00:21:20.280 --> 00:21:22.032
My texting hand!

575
00:21:22.073 --> 00:21:24.367
-Even though it is your
daughter's school. -(screaming)

576
00:21:24.409 --> 00:21:25.869
Doesn't seem fair, does it?

577
00:21:25.910 --> 00:21:27.370
Daddy, no. Please stop.

578
00:21:27.412 --> 00:21:28.788
(glugs) Whoa!

579
00:21:28.830 --> 00:21:30.498
(babbling rapidly)

580
00:21:30.540 --> 00:21:32.417
What? It actually works.

581
00:21:32.459 --> 00:21:33.626
(Ted straining)

582
00:21:33.668 --> 00:21:35.462
-TED: It's mine!
-(yells)

583
00:21:35.503 --> 00:21:37.297
-I'm better with
this kind of thing! -Oh!

584
00:21:37.339 --> 00:21:38.840
(glugs, screams)

585
00:21:38.882 --> 00:21:41.134
And what kind of thing is that,
Flock of Seagulls?

586
00:21:41.176 --> 00:21:42.969
-(both grunting)
-(record scratches)

587
00:21:43.011 --> 00:21:45.263
("The Time Warp" from <i>Rocky</i>
<i>Horror Picture Show</i>playing)

588
00:21:45.305 --> 00:21:46.806
-Everything!
-Gotcha!

589
00:21:46.848 --> 00:21:49.642
You might feel very emotional,
have some mood swings.

590
00:21:49.684 --> 00:21:50.935
-(glugging)
-(Ted yells)

591
00:21:50.977 --> 00:21:52.187
Oh! (babbles)

592
00:21:52.228 --> 00:21:53.730
Hey! (screams)

593
00:21:53.772 --> 00:21:56.024
Ouch.
There's the awkward stage.

594
00:21:56.066 --> 00:21:57.650
Now, the tea's hot, Connie.

595
00:21:57.692 --> 00:21:59.652
You always have to be
the hero, don't you?

596
00:21:59.694 --> 00:22:01.571
What's that supposed to mean?
(grunts)

597
00:22:01.613 --> 00:22:03.823
Never see him...
(frightened whimpering)

598
00:22:03.865 --> 00:22:05.825
All of a sudden,
he shows up with a pony.

599
00:22:05.867 --> 00:22:09.079
(screams) You're just jealous,
helmet head.

600
00:22:09.120 --> 00:22:10.497
She's my daughter!

601
00:22:10.538 --> 00:22:12.165
She's my niece. (screams)

602
00:22:12.207 --> 00:22:14.167
-(grunts)
-Do you want cream or sugar?

603
00:22:14.209 --> 00:22:15.710
(both yelling)

604
00:22:15.752 --> 00:22:17.712
I was always
the successful one.

605
00:22:17.754 --> 00:22:20.340
Mommy says no running
in the house.

606
00:22:20.382 --> 00:22:21.591
(slurps) Mm.

607
00:22:21.633 --> 00:22:23.843
Hand over the bottle, mullet.

608
00:22:23.885 --> 00:22:25.637
(grunting)

609
00:22:25.679 --> 00:22:28.014
-(screams)
-You can't hug money, you know.

610
00:22:28.056 --> 00:22:29.307
(glugs, babbles)

611
00:22:29.349 --> 00:22:30.725
(grunts)

612
00:22:31.685 --> 00:22:34.145
But you can, Tim. You can.

613
00:22:34.187 --> 00:22:37.148
(both yelling)

614
00:22:37.190 --> 00:22:39.067
Men. Am I right?

615
00:22:39.109 --> 00:22:42.112
(both yelling, grunting)

616
00:22:42.153 --> 00:22:44.030
(glugging)

617
00:22:44.072 --> 00:22:46.116
(slow-motion yelling)

618
00:22:46.157 --> 00:22:48.243
(screams, grunts)

619
00:22:48.284 --> 00:22:49.953
It's not personal.

620
00:22:49.994 --> 00:22:51.788
It's business, Leslie.

621
00:22:51.830 --> 00:22:52.872
(grunts)

622
00:22:52.914 --> 00:22:54.916
Well, it's personal
to me, Lindsey.

623
00:22:54.958 --> 00:22:57.585
(both scream)

624
00:22:57.627 --> 00:23:01.006
(both whimpering)

625
00:23:01.047 --> 00:23:02.882
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Ow, ow, ow!

626
00:23:02.924 --> 00:23:04.759
I'm sorry, Connie.
I have to cut this short.

627
00:23:04.801 --> 00:23:06.886
Tomorrow, we'll talk
about your problems.

628
00:23:06.928 --> 00:23:09.639
Okay, time-out!
This has gone far enough!

629
00:23:09.681 --> 00:23:11.224
TABITHA:
Hey. We're home.

630
00:23:11.266 --> 00:23:12.767
(grunts)
And we got another tree.

631
00:23:12.809 --> 00:23:14.019
A real one.

632
00:23:14.060 --> 00:23:15.061
(all gasp)

633
00:23:15.103 --> 00:23:16.479
Um, upstairs now.

634
00:23:16.521 --> 00:23:17.897
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

635
00:23:17.939 --> 00:23:19.357
-(both grunting)
-CAROL: Push it. No, no, pull.

636
00:23:19.399 --> 00:23:20.483
-Go, go, go, go, go.
-Push it up.

637
00:23:20.525 --> 00:23:22.068
-(grunts, whoops)
-Pull. No, okay.

638
00:23:22.110 --> 00:23:24.154
-To the right.
-How come I have the heavy end?

639
00:23:24.195 --> 00:23:26.072
CAROL: Because you're young
and strong, honey.

640
00:23:26.114 --> 00:23:27.449
Little bit more.

641
00:23:27.490 --> 00:23:28.616
-Me first!
-(grunts)

642
00:23:28.658 --> 00:23:29.909
-CAROL: Come on.
-Get off.

643
00:23:29.951 --> 00:23:31.745
-Tim? Ted?
-Mom.

644
00:23:31.786 --> 00:23:33.121
Get the cord. Get the cord.

645
00:23:33.163 --> 00:23:34.414
Get the cord,
get the cord, get the cord!

646
00:23:34.456 --> 00:23:36.124
You just can't disappear.

647
00:23:36.166 --> 00:23:37.459
You need a cover story.

648
00:23:37.500 --> 00:23:38.960
-TED: Ow!
-Oh, right.

649
00:23:39.002 --> 00:23:40.086
My soft spot.

650
00:23:40.128 --> 00:23:41.254
CAROL:
Where are you guys?

651
00:23:41.296 --> 00:23:42.464
Uh, uh, tell her
you're packing.

652
00:23:42.505 --> 00:23:45.300
We're upstairs, uh, packing.

653
00:23:45.342 --> 00:23:46.760
-Packing? For what?
-(Tabitha yells)

654
00:23:46.801 --> 00:23:48.511
Ooh. You're going on
a brother bonding trip.

655
00:23:48.553 --> 00:23:51.097
-We're going on
a brother bonding trip. -Ow!

656
00:23:51.139 --> 00:23:52.724
Now?

657
00:23:52.766 --> 00:23:54.392
But, Tim, your parents
are coming tomorrow.

658
00:23:54.434 --> 00:23:56.102
They can help out.

659
00:23:56.144 --> 00:23:57.979
Yeah, they could help out.

660
00:23:58.021 --> 00:24:00.899
What... No, you can't leave me
alone with your parents.

661
00:24:00.940 --> 00:24:02.567
-(Tina yells, laughs)
-Oh, Tina!

662
00:24:02.609 --> 00:24:05.236
(grunts)
What are you doing?

663
00:24:05.278 --> 00:24:06.738
(both grunting)

664
00:24:06.780 --> 00:24:08.948
All right, you know what?
You're going to baby jail.

665
00:24:08.990 --> 00:24:10.784
-Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no! -Tabitha!

666
00:24:10.825 --> 00:24:12.285
-CAROL: Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
-TABITHA: A little help here.

667
00:24:12.327 --> 00:24:13.745
CAROL:
Honey, hold it up. Hold it up.

668
00:24:13.787 --> 00:24:15.455
(deep voice):
This is Ted Templeton, a man.

669
00:24:15.497 --> 00:24:17.165
You can go ahead and take off.
I have urgent family business.

670
00:24:17.207 --> 00:24:19.376
-CAROL: To the right, honey.
-Yes, I have a family.

671
00:24:19.417 --> 00:24:21.294
-Tim, I'm coming up there.
-(Tina gasps)

672
00:24:21.336 --> 00:24:23.254
Yeah, we need to talk.

673
00:24:23.296 --> 00:24:24.923
TABITHA:
Hey, Mom?

674
00:24:24.964 --> 00:24:26.132
Oh! Tina!

675
00:24:26.174 --> 00:24:27.550
(squeals, laughs)

676
00:24:27.592 --> 00:24:29.594
Put that down.
Put that down. Put that down.

677
00:24:29.636 --> 00:24:30.970
-Put that down. Put that down.
-Tina!

678
00:24:31.012 --> 00:24:33.807
-Put that down! Get back here!
-(laughing)

679
00:24:33.848 --> 00:24:36.309
Tina, stop! (grunting)

680
00:24:36.351 --> 00:24:38.436
CAROL:
What has gotten into you?

681
00:24:38.478 --> 00:24:40.146
-Time for us to go!
-(grunts)

682
00:24:40.188 --> 00:24:41.648
-What? Now?
-TED: Yeah.

683
00:24:41.690 --> 00:24:44.526
-My helicopter's double-parked.
-Bye!

684
00:24:44.567 --> 00:24:46.695
-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So soon? -Oh, no.

685
00:24:46.736 --> 00:24:48.822
-(both scream)
-(wind whistling)

686
00:24:48.863 --> 00:24:51.700
-(helicopter whirring)
-(panting)

687
00:24:53.118 --> 00:24:54.869
What... Did they really
just leave?

688
00:24:54.911 --> 00:24:55.995
Yep.

689
00:24:56.037 --> 00:24:57.872
-Hide!
-(Ted and Tim whimpering)

690
00:24:57.914 --> 00:25:00.917
(groans)
I got to lose this baby fat.

691
00:25:00.959 --> 00:25:02.544
(Carol sighs)

692
00:25:02.585 --> 00:25:04.671
Tina! What is your problem?

693
00:25:04.713 --> 00:25:06.840
(Tina laughing)

694
00:25:06.881 --> 00:25:08.925
* *

695
00:25:10.677 --> 00:25:12.429
CAROL: Now, you're gonna
wake up tomorrow

696
00:25:12.470 --> 00:25:14.055
and be good, Tina.

697
00:25:14.097 --> 00:25:15.390
No more devil baby.

698
00:25:15.432 --> 00:25:16.683
Deal?

699
00:25:16.725 --> 00:25:19.019
-(coos)
-Okay.

700
00:25:21.146 --> 00:25:23.064
(both gasping for air)

701
00:25:23.106 --> 00:25:24.232
(both scream)

702
00:25:24.274 --> 00:25:25.483
Ew.

703
00:25:25.525 --> 00:25:26.943
(both scream)

704
00:25:26.985 --> 00:25:29.195
-(chiming) -Thanks so much
for coming in, ladies.

705
00:25:29.237 --> 00:25:30.530
Would you like some fruit?

706
00:25:30.572 --> 00:25:31.573
Mm. Ow!

707
00:25:31.614 --> 00:25:32.574
What was... Hey!

708
00:25:32.615 --> 00:25:34.159
Uh, can we get on with this?

709
00:25:34.200 --> 00:25:36.369
(grunts, groans)

710
00:25:36.411 --> 00:25:38.038
I miss my teeth.

711
00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:40.081
I've decided who's going
on the mission.

712
00:25:40.123 --> 00:25:41.332
Thank you. I accept.

713
00:25:41.374 --> 00:25:42.417
Both of you.

714
00:25:42.459 --> 00:25:43.960
-Yes!
-No.

715
00:25:44.002 --> 00:25:45.712
BabyCorp wants to get
the team back together, huh?

716
00:25:45.754 --> 00:25:46.838
(laughs):
No.

717
00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:48.214
They think that's
a terrible idea.

718
00:25:48.256 --> 00:25:49.382
Of course they do.

719
00:25:49.424 --> 00:25:51.217
Well, I'm the boss, applesauce.

720
00:25:51.259 --> 00:25:54.220
And I think you two are better
together than you are apart.

721
00:25:54.262 --> 00:25:57.515
Well, I work alone--
or at least not with him.

722
00:25:57.557 --> 00:25:59.559
Hey. There's no "I" in "team."

723
00:25:59.601 --> 00:26:01.561
Actually, there's no "U"
in "team," either,

724
00:26:01.603 --> 00:26:03.772
-but there is an "M-E."
-T-E-A-M...

725
00:26:03.813 --> 00:26:05.732
But teamwork doesn't seem work.

726
00:26:05.774 --> 00:26:08.109
Ah. If you want something
done right, do it yourself.

727
00:26:08.151 --> 00:26:10.653
-We're all in it together.
-Every man for himself.

728
00:26:10.695 --> 00:26:12.405
One is the loneliest number.

729
00:26:12.447 --> 00:26:14.282
-The ayes have it.
-We the people!

730
00:26:14.324 --> 00:26:16.159
Aha!

731
00:26:17.452 --> 00:26:18.745
Oh. So sorry.

732
00:26:18.787 --> 00:26:20.163
(whispers):
Okay. Good night.

733
00:26:20.205 --> 00:26:21.581
Whew.

734
00:26:21.623 --> 00:26:23.708
Guess we'll just have to
melt down your big old statue

735
00:26:23.750 --> 00:26:25.585
and turn it into
participation trophies.

736
00:26:25.627 --> 00:26:27.420
Please, no,
don't hurt my statue.

737
00:26:27.462 --> 00:26:30.507
Now, we have secret intel

738
00:26:30.548 --> 00:26:35.637
that Dr. Armstrong leaves his
office every morning at 11:15.

739
00:26:35.679 --> 00:26:37.138
You need to sneak in there,

740
00:26:37.180 --> 00:26:39.391
plant these
surveillance devices,

741
00:26:39.432 --> 00:26:41.434
and report back to me.

742
00:26:41.476 --> 00:26:42.560
Oh, man, this is so cool.

743
00:26:42.602 --> 00:26:43.728
(echoing over speaker):
Testing.

744
00:26:43.770 --> 00:26:45.105
* Strangers in the night... *

745
00:26:45.146 --> 00:26:47.607
Now, I've arranged
for a school bus

746
00:26:47.649 --> 00:26:49.943
to be here at 8:00 a.m. sharp!

747
00:26:49.984 --> 00:26:51.569
-Thank you, Connie.
-CONNIE: Nighty night.

748
00:26:51.611 --> 00:26:53.071
Do not be late.

749
00:26:53.113 --> 00:26:54.322
Got it.

750
00:26:54.364 --> 00:26:56.282
Easy-breezy, taco-peasy, boys.

751
00:26:56.324 --> 00:26:58.159
Let's get some sleep!

752
00:26:58.201 --> 00:27:00.120
(snoring)

753
00:27:04.290 --> 00:27:06.334
(coos softly)

754
00:27:08.461 --> 00:27:10.714
* *

755
00:27:20.015 --> 00:27:22.183
CAROL:
Hey, what's the matter?

756
00:27:23.685 --> 00:27:24.936
TABITHA:
It's nothing.

757
00:27:24.978 --> 00:27:26.312
CAROL:
Oh, sweetie, don't worry.

758
00:27:26.354 --> 00:27:27.647
I'm sure your dad will be back

759
00:27:27.689 --> 00:27:29.315
in time to see you
in the pageant.

760
00:27:29.357 --> 00:27:30.692
TABITHA:
That's okay.

761
00:27:30.734 --> 00:27:32.068
CAROL: What?
Don't you want him to come?

762
00:27:32.110 --> 00:27:34.654
-TABITHA: I guess.
-CAROL: Of course you do.

763
00:27:34.696 --> 00:27:36.614
Now, go back to sleep.

764
00:27:36.656 --> 00:27:38.033
TABITHA:
Good night, Mom.

765
00:27:38.074 --> 00:27:40.368
CAROL:
Good night, sweetie.

766
00:27:47.876 --> 00:27:49.919
(coos softly)

767
00:27:53.465 --> 00:27:55.717
* *

768
00:27:59.721 --> 00:28:01.181
CAROL:
<i>Don't you want him to come?</i>

769
00:28:01.222 --> 00:28:03.099
-TABITHA: <i>I guess.</i>
-(gasping)

770
00:28:03.141 --> 00:28:04.392
(screams)

771
00:28:04.434 --> 00:28:06.770
Don't you think I'm
a little old for that now?

772
00:28:06.811 --> 00:28:09.522
I think it's time
we both grow up.

773
00:28:09.564 --> 00:28:11.107
-(grunts)
-(thunder crashes)

774
00:28:11.149 --> 00:28:12.901
(gavel slamming)

775
00:28:14.069 --> 00:28:16.613
The trial of
Timothy Leslie Templeton

776
00:28:16.654 --> 00:28:18.031
is now in session.

777
00:28:18.073 --> 00:28:19.407
-Ha! Leslie.
-(laughter)

778
00:28:19.449 --> 00:28:21.534
Trial? Wait, what...
what are the charges?

779
00:28:21.576 --> 00:28:22.869
Fraud.

780
00:28:22.911 --> 00:28:25.538
Claiming to be
the world's best dad.

781
00:28:25.580 --> 00:28:26.998
-But I never said...
-Exhibit A.

782
00:28:27.040 --> 00:28:29.209
-Oh, come on. That was a gift.
-(gallery gasping)

783
00:28:29.250 --> 00:28:32.253
I suggest you let
your attorney do the talking.

784
00:28:32.295 --> 00:28:34.422
(gasps) Oh, no.

785
00:28:34.464 --> 00:28:36.966
Back in my day, you had to
earn one of these babies.

786
00:28:37.008 --> 00:28:38.259
-Dad, what? I did not...
-(gallery gasping)

787
00:28:38.301 --> 00:28:41.054
His best friend was
an alarm clock.

788
00:28:41.096 --> 00:28:41.846
Mom.

789
00:28:41.888 --> 00:28:44.516
(groans) He broke my arm.

790
00:28:44.557 --> 00:28:46.059
No, I didn't!
It was my brother.

791
00:28:46.101 --> 00:28:47.227
Objection, Your Honor.

792
00:28:47.268 --> 00:28:48.687
Sustained.

793
00:28:48.728 --> 00:28:50.313
We the jury find
the defendant...

794
00:28:50.355 --> 00:28:51.815
ALL:
A failure!

795
00:28:51.856 --> 00:28:53.608
Tabitha, will you please
help me out?

796
00:28:53.650 --> 00:28:54.984
Whoa!

797
00:28:55.026 --> 00:28:57.404
Dad, the homework,
it's just too much.

798
00:28:57.445 --> 00:28:58.571
-Whoa!
-Tabitha!

799
00:28:58.613 --> 00:28:59.781
-Time's up.
-(alarm ringing)

800
00:28:59.823 --> 00:29:02.367
-Wait. No!
-Save me, Daddy! Save me!

801
00:29:02.409 --> 00:29:04.619
(screaming)

802
00:29:04.661 --> 00:29:06.204
(yells, gasps)

803
00:29:06.246 --> 00:29:07.747
(sighs)

804
00:29:07.789 --> 00:29:10.750
-Oh, man. That was crazy.
-(snoring)

805
00:29:10.792 --> 00:29:12.627
(both yelling)

806
00:29:12.669 --> 00:29:14.170
-We overslept! We overslept?
-(gasping)

807
00:29:14.212 --> 00:29:15.880
-We overslept.
-Wake up, little halflings!

808
00:29:15.922 --> 00:29:18.049
-Wake up! What year is it?
-(alarm ringing)

809
00:29:18.800 --> 00:29:20.844
Oh, no.

810
00:29:20.885 --> 00:29:22.595
This is bad. No.

811
00:29:22.637 --> 00:29:24.264
No! No.

812
00:29:24.305 --> 00:29:25.598
(yells) Get up.

813
00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:26.933
Get up. We got to go.

814
00:29:26.975 --> 00:29:28.810
Come on.
We're gonna be late for... Oh!

815
00:29:28.852 --> 00:29:30.103
I'm gonna email it to you.

816
00:29:30.145 --> 00:29:31.604
(grunts) What's going on?

817
00:29:31.646 --> 00:29:33.898
Ah, I forgot to set Wizzie
for daylight savings!

818
00:29:33.940 --> 00:29:36.943
-What?!
-Daylight can't be saved, Tim.

819
00:29:36.985 --> 00:29:39.237
Oh, I got to get the plant
and the bug we got to plant.

820
00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:41.114
-Grab whatever. We got to go.
-Don't panic. Do not panic.

821
00:29:41.156 --> 00:29:42.657
-Ow. (groans)
-Godspeed, boys.

822
00:29:42.699 --> 00:29:43.783
Let's roll.

823
00:29:43.825 --> 00:29:46.286
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa...!

824
00:29:46.327 --> 00:29:48.413
(grunting)

825
00:29:49.748 --> 00:29:51.082
-(Tim screams)
-Upsies.

826
00:29:51.124 --> 00:29:53.543
-I need upsies...!
-Oh!

827
00:29:53.585 --> 00:29:54.961
-(Ted yells)
-TIM: Get dressed.

828
00:29:55.003 --> 00:29:57.714
(both grunting and groaning)

829
00:29:57.756 --> 00:29:59.341
What have you done to me?!

830
00:29:59.382 --> 00:30:01.301
No, really?
What, are we going sailing?

831
00:30:01.343 --> 00:30:03.470
Oh, no.
No, no, it's leaving.

832
00:30:03.511 --> 00:30:04.804
(both yell)

833
00:30:04.846 --> 00:30:06.723
(grunts, whimpers)

834
00:30:06.765 --> 00:30:08.141
Wait, no, no. Stop!

835
00:30:08.183 --> 00:30:10.310
Stop, stop, stop. Come back!

836
00:30:10.352 --> 00:30:11.478
Ahoy!

837
00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:12.812
Come back!

838
00:30:12.854 --> 00:30:14.564
(panting)

839
00:30:14.606 --> 00:30:16.024
Great, matey.

840
00:30:16.066 --> 00:30:17.609
What are we gonna do now?

841
00:30:18.777 --> 00:30:21.237
(whistling)

842
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:23.365
* *

843
00:30:26.534 --> 00:30:28.578
(neighing)

844
00:30:33.541 --> 00:30:35.919
(slow-motion):
Oh, no!

845
00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:37.921
(continues whistling)

846
00:30:38.713 --> 00:30:39.673
(whinnies)

847
00:30:39.714 --> 00:30:42.342
Precious, my noble steed.

848
00:30:42.384 --> 00:30:45.512
We must not be late
for our first day of school.

849
00:30:47.806 --> 00:30:49.641
Oh, gross.

850
00:30:49.683 --> 00:30:51.351
-Huh?
-(Tim screaming)

851
00:30:51.393 --> 00:30:53.687
Tallyho, Precious!

852
00:30:53.728 --> 00:30:56.022
(Tim continues screaming)

853
00:30:58.233 --> 00:30:59.818
This pony hates me. Oh!

854
00:30:59.859 --> 00:31:01.277
It's not that
she hates you, Tim.

855
00:31:01.319 --> 00:31:02.862
She just doesn't respect you.

856
00:31:02.904 --> 00:31:05.323
(Tim screams, whimpers)

857
00:31:05.365 --> 00:31:07.367
(horns honking)

858
00:31:07.409 --> 00:31:08.743
Go left! Go left!

859
00:31:08.785 --> 00:31:10.704
I'm gonna go
where navigation says.

860
00:31:10.745 --> 00:31:11.913
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Turn left.

861
00:31:11.955 --> 00:31:13.289
Thank you, navigation.

862
00:31:13.331 --> 00:31:14.916
-TIM: Whoa!
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Turn right.

863
00:31:14.958 --> 00:31:16.584
-(people screaming)
-TIM: Sorry.

864
00:31:16.626 --> 00:31:19.004
AUTOMATED VOICE: Turn left.
Proceed on the current route.

865
00:31:20.422 --> 00:31:22.090
TED:
Yeehaw!

866
00:31:22.132 --> 00:31:23.800
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Recalculating.

867
00:31:23.842 --> 00:31:25.635
Hold on to your holster.

868
00:31:25.677 --> 00:31:26.928
-Hyah!
-(yells)

869
00:31:26.970 --> 00:31:28.763
(cell phone buzzing)

870
00:31:28.805 --> 00:31:30.765
(grunts)
Oh, no. It's Carol!

871
00:31:30.807 --> 00:31:31.891
Don't answer it.

872
00:31:31.933 --> 00:31:33.059
-Hi.
-CAROL: Oh, Tim.

873
00:31:33.101 --> 00:31:34.310
How's your bonding trip?

874
00:31:34.352 --> 00:31:36.062
Uh... Whoa!

875
00:31:36.104 --> 00:31:37.397
Whoa. Slow down.

876
00:31:37.439 --> 00:31:40.191
How... is... your...

877
00:31:40.233 --> 00:31:42.110
-bonding trip?
-Aah! Whoa.

878
00:31:42.902 --> 00:31:44.738
(screams) You're here!

879
00:31:44.779 --> 00:31:46.698
-Oh, no.
-TIM: I mean, um,

880
00:31:46.740 --> 00:31:48.074
I wish you were here.

881
00:31:48.116 --> 00:31:49.325
Oh, we miss you, too.

882
00:31:49.367 --> 00:31:50.410
Don't we, girls?

883
00:31:50.452 --> 00:31:51.870
We're, uh...

884
00:31:51.911 --> 00:31:53.413
We're, uh, rebooting
our relationship

885
00:31:53.455 --> 00:31:55.498
and, uh, restoring the
closeness that we once felt.

886
00:31:55.540 --> 00:31:57.917
-That's so great.
-We've got to go. (chuckles)

887
00:31:57.959 --> 00:31:59.127
CAROL:
Where are you?

888
00:31:59.169 --> 00:32:00.587
-Uh, a hockey game.
-Hey!

889
00:32:00.628 --> 00:32:02.172
He shoots, he scores!

890
00:32:02.213 --> 00:32:03.465
He scores! He scores!

891
00:32:03.506 --> 00:32:05.091
Ladies and gentlemen,
he scores!

892
00:32:05.133 --> 00:32:06.676
-* Busted... *
-* Busted... *

893
00:32:06.718 --> 00:32:07.844
-* Busted. *
-(sirens wail)

894
00:32:07.886 --> 00:32:09.679
Is that the police?

895
00:32:10.764 --> 00:32:12.098
Uh, no, not the police.

896
00:32:12.140 --> 00:32:13.933
It's, uh...
it's a hockey alarm.

897
00:32:13.975 --> 00:32:15.143
Faster, Tim.

898
00:32:15.185 --> 00:32:16.895
I ain't going back
to the clink!

899
00:32:16.936 --> 00:32:18.355
Now, I just wanted
to remind you

900
00:32:18.396 --> 00:32:20.190
that Tabitha's pageant
is tomorrow night.

901
00:32:20.231 --> 00:32:22.025
You have to be there.

902
00:32:22.067 --> 00:32:25.779
Uh, I will be there
in one shape or another.

903
00:32:25.820 --> 00:32:26.946
(Ted grunts)

904
00:32:26.988 --> 00:32:29.115
-You promise?
-I promise.

905
00:32:29.157 --> 00:32:30.533
And what about Ted?

906
00:32:30.575 --> 00:32:31.951
Happy holidays, coppers.

907
00:32:31.993 --> 00:32:34.913
You're never gonna
take me alive, see?

908
00:32:34.954 --> 00:32:36.206
Uh, he's busy.

909
00:32:36.247 --> 00:32:37.957
What are you doing?
It's the cops.

910
00:32:37.999 --> 00:32:39.459
-(Ted laughs)
-Sorry, Officers.

911
00:32:39.501 --> 00:32:41.378
TED: Santa's got something
for everybody.

912
00:32:41.419 --> 00:32:42.462
TIM:
Sorry.

913
00:32:42.504 --> 00:32:44.589
* *

914
00:32:48.009 --> 00:32:49.135
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Recalculating.

915
00:32:49.177 --> 00:32:50.637
(Tim screams, Ted laughs)

916
00:32:50.679 --> 00:32:52.305
Oh, my God! It's so real!

917
00:32:52.347 --> 00:32:54.307
It's so real! It's so real!

918
00:32:54.349 --> 00:32:55.934
(Tim screaming over phone)

919
00:32:55.975 --> 00:32:57.769
-Tim?
-(Tabitha speaks Mandarin)

920
00:32:57.811 --> 00:32:58.937
(people screaming)

921
00:32:58.978 --> 00:32:59.896
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Recalculating.

922
00:32:59.938 --> 00:33:01.064
TIM:
Left! Left! Left!

923
00:33:01.106 --> 00:33:02.357
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Recalculating.

924
00:33:02.399 --> 00:33:03.692
TIM: Right, right,
right, right, right!

925
00:33:03.733 --> 00:33:05.110
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Recalculating.

926
00:33:05.151 --> 00:33:06.986
And now the moment
we've all waited for!

927
00:33:07.028 --> 00:33:09.364
(people screaming)

928
00:33:11.741 --> 00:33:13.034
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Proceed on the current route.

929
00:33:13.076 --> 00:33:14.202
-(screams)
-See, Tim?

930
00:33:14.244 --> 00:33:15.704
-(blowing)
-Always trust... Holy...

931
00:33:15.745 --> 00:33:17.122
-(Tim screaming)
-CAROL: Tim?

932
00:33:17.163 --> 00:33:18.415
TIM:
Uh, Carol?

933
00:33:18.456 --> 00:33:20.125
You're breaking up.
I'm losing you.

934
00:33:20.166 --> 00:33:21.584
No, honey, I can hear you fine.

935
00:33:21.626 --> 00:33:23.837
-See you at the pageant.
Got to go. Bye. -Okay.

936
00:33:23.878 --> 00:33:24.963
(yells)

937
00:33:25.005 --> 00:33:27.757
-(screams) Whoa!
-Sorry.

938
00:33:27.799 --> 00:33:29.175
(yells)

939
00:33:29.217 --> 00:33:30.260
(Jimbo whimpering)

940
00:33:30.301 --> 00:33:32.262
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

941
00:33:32.303 --> 00:33:34.681
-(screams)
-It's too real! It's too real!

942
00:33:34.723 --> 00:33:37.183
-(clamoring)
-(siren wailing)

943
00:33:37.225 --> 00:33:40.812
(screaming)

944
00:33:40.854 --> 00:33:43.898
TED:
Tallyho, Precious!

945
00:33:43.940 --> 00:33:45.191
(gasps)

946
00:33:46.151 --> 00:33:48.653
No, no, no, tally...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

947
00:33:48.695 --> 00:33:50.071
(whimpers)

948
00:33:51.197 --> 00:33:53.700
-(grunts)
-(tires screeching)

949
00:33:53.742 --> 00:33:54.868
-(grunts) Tina!
-Tina!

950
00:33:54.909 --> 00:33:56.036
-(Tim screaming)
-TED: Whoa!

951
00:33:56.077 --> 00:33:57.412
(laughs)

952
00:33:57.454 --> 00:33:59.539
-(screaming)
-TED: Woo-hoo!

953
00:33:59.581 --> 00:34:01.791
Whoa! (laughs)

954
00:34:01.833 --> 00:34:03.877
(Tim panting)

955
00:34:03.918 --> 00:34:05.670
-JIMBO: Tree!
-(siren whoops)

956
00:34:05.712 --> 00:34:07.672
AUTOMATED VOICE: You've arrived
at your destination.

957
00:34:07.714 --> 00:34:10.091
-And with a minute to spare.
-(distant explosion)

958
00:34:10.133 --> 00:34:12.844
Oh. Huh.

959
00:34:12.886 --> 00:34:14.012
I'll send them a check.

960
00:34:14.054 --> 00:34:15.138
(both chuckling)

961
00:34:15.180 --> 00:34:16.431
Oh, that was fun.

962
00:34:16.473 --> 00:34:17.891
You did it.

963
00:34:17.932 --> 00:34:19.225
We did it.

964
00:34:19.267 --> 00:34:20.977
I guess we did.

965
00:34:21.019 --> 00:34:22.812
I was talking about
me and Precious.

966
00:34:22.854 --> 00:34:24.814
-Oh.
-Isn't that right, baby?

967
00:34:24.856 --> 00:34:26.024
Yeah. Right.

968
00:34:26.066 --> 00:34:27.817
-Get down!
-(yells)

969
00:34:29.819 --> 00:34:32.113
* *

970
00:34:33.782 --> 00:34:35.825
(kids chattering)

971
00:34:42.457 --> 00:34:45.043
Whoa.
This place even looks evil.

972
00:34:45.085 --> 00:34:47.003
TED:
It's just a school.

973
00:34:47.045 --> 00:34:48.755
You're overreacting.

974
00:34:48.797 --> 00:34:50.006
And so is BabyCorp.

975
00:34:50.048 --> 00:34:51.299
No, I'm telling you,

976
00:34:51.341 --> 00:34:53.218
this school is stressing
Tabitha out.

977
00:34:53.259 --> 00:34:54.969
Tabitha can handle it.

978
00:34:55.011 --> 00:34:57.097
She's a real chip
off the old block.

979
00:34:57.138 --> 00:34:59.099
-Wait, who's the block?
-I'm the block.

980
00:34:59.140 --> 00:35:00.934
Well, you can't be the block.
I'm the block.

981
00:35:00.975 --> 00:35:02.435
Then start acting like a block.

982
00:35:02.477 --> 00:35:04.270
Wh-What does that mean?
I'm the block.

983
00:35:04.312 --> 00:35:06.147
-I've always been the block.
-Yeah. Not even close.

984
00:35:06.189 --> 00:35:07.607
TIM:
All I do is block.

985
00:35:07.649 --> 00:35:09.192
I wake up in the morning,
I block.

986
00:35:09.234 --> 00:35:11.069
-(kids grunting)
-I go to sleep, blocking.

987
00:35:11.111 --> 00:35:13.446
-I'm the block.
-Tim, enough.

988
00:35:14.406 --> 00:35:16.032
-I'm the block.
-No, you're not! Stop it!

989
00:35:16.074 --> 00:35:17.325
-Shh.
-(whistle blows)

990
00:35:17.367 --> 00:35:18.702
(chuckles) Sweet.

991
00:35:18.743 --> 00:35:20.161
Suckers.

992
00:35:20.203 --> 00:35:22.122
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Children only
beyond this point. -Hey.

993
00:35:22.163 --> 00:35:25.208
No crying is permitted
in the separation zone.

994
00:35:25.250 --> 00:35:26.793
Okay, looks like
we got to split up.

995
00:35:26.835 --> 00:35:28.253
Good. I could use a break.

996
00:35:28.294 --> 00:35:30.380
-TABITHA: Bye, Mom.
-All right, bye, honey.

997
00:35:30.422 --> 00:35:31.965
(gasps, yells)
There's Tabitha.

998
00:35:32.007 --> 00:35:34.342
-I'll see you after school.
-Okay.

999
00:35:34.384 --> 00:35:36.428
(window squeaking)

1000
00:35:37.220 --> 00:35:39.139
TED:
Apparently, there's no "A"

1001
00:35:39.180 --> 00:35:41.349
in "teamwork," either.

1002
00:35:41.391 --> 00:35:42.851
All right, let's boogie.

1003
00:35:42.892 --> 00:35:44.686
(grunts) Not so fast.

1004
00:35:44.728 --> 00:35:47.230
I'm blue. You're yellow.

1005
00:35:47.272 --> 00:35:49.858
(laughing): You're over there
in the choo-choo.

1006
00:35:49.899 --> 00:35:51.484
(raucous laughter)

1007
00:35:51.526 --> 00:35:53.945
Aw. It's full of babies.

1008
00:35:53.987 --> 00:35:55.363
Is it? I didn't notice.

1009
00:35:55.405 --> 00:35:57.824
(laughing):
Just kidding. It's hilarious.

1010
00:35:57.866 --> 00:35:59.451
Uh, wait. Your tie's crooked.

1011
00:35:59.492 --> 00:36:00.910
-(fingers snap)
-Okay, Tim, focus.

1012
00:36:00.952 --> 00:36:03.663
We'll meet outside
Armstrong's office at 11:15.

1013
00:36:03.705 --> 00:36:05.665
We'll sneak in,
and we'll plant the bugs.

1014
00:36:05.707 --> 00:36:06.833
Are you focused?

1015
00:36:06.875 --> 00:36:08.043
Hey, what the...

1016
00:36:08.084 --> 00:36:10.086
-Oh, I am focused, all right.
-No, no.

1017
00:36:10.128 --> 00:36:11.421
I'm not yellow. I'm blue.

1018
00:36:11.463 --> 00:36:13.506
11:30. Stick to the plan.

1019
00:36:13.548 --> 00:36:14.549
11:15.

1020
00:36:14.591 --> 00:36:16.551
15. Got it.
The block is focused.

1021
00:36:16.593 --> 00:36:19.387
-I'm blue! Aah! I'm blue.
-(babies laughing)

1022
00:36:20.347 --> 00:36:22.349
Don't you understand?
I'm blue!

1023
00:36:22.390 --> 00:36:24.351
ARMSTRONG (over speakers):
Welcome, children.

1024
00:36:24.392 --> 00:36:25.727
<i>Willkommen.</i>

1025
00:36:25.769 --> 00:36:27.187
<i>Bienvenue.</i>

1026
00:36:27.228 --> 00:36:28.355
<i>Annyeonghaseyo.</i>

1027
00:36:28.396 --> 00:36:30.231
And <i>buenos dÃ­as.</i>

1028
00:36:30.273 --> 00:36:34.194
Thank you for choosing
to be excellent.

1029
00:36:34.235 --> 00:36:35.737
-Please don't touch me.
-(babies laughing)

1030
00:36:35.779 --> 00:36:38.114
This is some
ridiculous mistake.

1031
00:36:38.156 --> 00:36:39.616
I'm blue! I'm blue!

1032
00:36:39.657 --> 00:36:41.368
* The wheels on the bus
go pi R-squared *

1033
00:36:41.409 --> 00:36:43.703
-* Circumference all around. *
-Yes.

1034
00:36:46.915 --> 00:36:48.208
TIM:
Hello.

1035
00:36:48.249 --> 00:36:50.001
Uh, hello.

1036
00:36:50.043 --> 00:36:51.711
Nice plant.

1037
00:36:51.753 --> 00:36:54.214
This is
my emotional support plant.

1038
00:36:54.255 --> 00:36:56.049
Hi. I-I'm new here.

1039
00:36:56.091 --> 00:37:00.261
Said nihonium to the other
elements in the periodic table.

1040
00:37:00.303 --> 00:37:02.180
-Ooh.
-(laughter)

1041
00:37:02.222 --> 00:37:03.723
Okay.

1042
00:37:03.765 --> 00:37:05.392
Can't sit here.

1043
00:37:05.433 --> 00:37:07.227
Or here. Or there.

1044
00:37:07.268 --> 00:37:08.728
(yells)

1045
00:37:08.770 --> 00:37:12.524
Seating position is
determined by class rank.

1046
00:37:12.565 --> 00:37:14.651
We can't possibly
include your data,

1047
00:37:14.693 --> 00:37:17.070
given that the rigor
of your previous school

1048
00:37:17.112 --> 00:37:18.988
is an unknown variable.

1049
00:37:19.030 --> 00:37:20.240
-STUDENTS: Ooh.
-(laughs)

1050
00:37:20.281 --> 00:37:21.866
-Sick burn, Nathan.
-(grunts)

1051
00:37:21.908 --> 00:37:23.118
-(groans)
-Ow.

1052
00:37:23.159 --> 00:37:24.244
Here.

1053
00:37:24.285 --> 00:37:26.413
-You can take my seat.
-(sighs)

1054
00:37:26.454 --> 00:37:28.873
I'm so proud of you.

1055
00:37:28.915 --> 00:37:30.875
I mean... thanks.

1056
00:37:30.917 --> 00:37:32.377
Okay...

1057
00:37:32.419 --> 00:37:33.920
(school bell rings)

1058
00:37:33.962 --> 00:37:35.255
ARMSTRONG:
Good morning.

1059
00:37:35.296 --> 00:37:36.673
STUDENTS:
Good morning, Dr. Armstrong!

1060
00:37:36.715 --> 00:37:39.050
(chuckles)
Very warm welcome. Thank you.

1061
00:37:39.092 --> 00:37:40.385
Huh?

1062
00:37:40.427 --> 00:37:42.429
As you can see,
we've got a new colleague

1063
00:37:42.470 --> 00:37:44.222
joining us today.

1064
00:37:44.264 --> 00:37:45.724
-Ooh.
-Hello.

1065
00:37:45.765 --> 00:37:47.517
New colleague, why don't you
introduce yourself.

1066
00:37:47.559 --> 00:37:50.603
Uh, my name's Ti... um, Marcos.

1067
00:37:50.645 --> 00:37:53.023
-Hmm.
-Marcos Lightspeed.

1068
00:37:53.064 --> 00:37:55.608
Marcos Lightspeed.

1069
00:37:55.650 --> 00:37:58.194
Yeah. Colorful, characterful,
and I like it.

1070
00:37:58.236 --> 00:37:59.821
-In any case...
-(gasps)

1071
00:37:59.863 --> 00:38:02.449
-...welcome, Marcos,
to Blue Unit. -(gasps)

1072
00:38:02.490 --> 00:38:04.242
Our most advanced class.

1073
00:38:04.284 --> 00:38:07.078
Ooh, this is rarefied air

1074
00:38:07.120 --> 00:38:08.413
-we're breathing.
-(groans)

1075
00:38:08.455 --> 00:38:10.331
Here at The Acorn Center,
we believe

1076
00:38:10.373 --> 00:38:12.417
that all competition is...

1077
00:38:12.459 --> 00:38:14.961
STUDENTS:
Healthy competition.

1078
00:38:15.003 --> 00:38:17.422
(babies yelling, laughing)

1079
00:38:17.464 --> 00:38:19.841
(noisemakers blaring)

1080
00:38:23.511 --> 00:38:26.890
I'm trapped
in the dum-dum holding tank.

1081
00:38:26.931 --> 00:38:30.268
(gasps)
I'm having a panic attack.

1082
00:38:30.310 --> 00:38:32.687
There must be
a way out of here.

1083
00:38:35.690 --> 00:38:37.817
Something doesn't smell right.

1084
00:38:37.859 --> 00:38:39.944
(sniffs) Blueberry.

1085
00:38:39.986 --> 00:38:41.696
(laughing)

1086
00:38:41.738 --> 00:38:43.907
(whispers):
I have to get out of here.

1087
00:38:43.948 --> 00:38:45.158
Hi.

1088
00:38:45.200 --> 00:38:46.659
Don't look at me.

1089
00:38:46.701 --> 00:38:48.661
-Okay.
-(baby laughing)

1090
00:38:48.703 --> 00:38:50.955
And our first subject
today is...

1091
00:38:50.997 --> 00:38:53.083
No fractions, no fractions,
no fractions. Whoa!

1092
00:38:54.084 --> 00:38:55.835
Particle physics.

1093
00:38:55.877 --> 00:38:57.003
Yes! What?

1094
00:38:57.045 --> 00:38:58.129
Yes! (laughs)

1095
00:38:58.171 --> 00:38:59.631
Who knows which scientist

1096
00:38:59.673 --> 00:39:01.883
first theorized
that the universe has a limit

1097
00:39:01.925 --> 00:39:04.594
beyond which
the laws of physics break down?

1098
00:39:04.636 --> 00:39:06.179
(students clamoring)

1099
00:39:06.221 --> 00:39:07.931
Wow. Everybody seems to know.

1100
00:39:07.972 --> 00:39:11.434
-(sighs, gasps)
-SeÃ±or Lightspeed.

1101
00:39:11.476 --> 00:39:14.979
Um, Dr. Flam... baisley?

1102
00:39:15.021 --> 00:39:17.857
-(buzzer sounds)
-Oh, that's the wrong answer.

1103
00:39:17.899 --> 00:39:20.694
His brain sure doesn't move
at light speed.

1104
00:39:20.735 --> 00:39:21.861
(laughter)

1105
00:39:21.903 --> 00:39:23.488
-ARMSTRONG: Uh, okay.
-I know, right?

1106
00:39:23.530 --> 00:39:25.365
-Anybody else?
-Right here.

1107
00:39:25.407 --> 00:39:26.783
-Max Planck.
-(bell dings)

1108
00:39:26.825 --> 00:39:28.284
ARMSTRONG:
That's correct.

1109
00:39:28.326 --> 00:39:29.703
Tabitha has set the bar.

1110
00:39:29.744 --> 00:39:31.413
First one on the board.
Ding, ding, ding.

1111
00:39:31.454 --> 00:39:33.540
Way to go, Tabitha.

1112
00:39:33.581 --> 00:39:36.042
You're going down, Templeton.

1113
00:39:36.084 --> 00:39:37.502
Bring it on, Nathan.

1114
00:39:37.544 --> 00:39:38.712
Yeah, Tabitha. Get him.

1115
00:39:38.753 --> 00:39:41.256
ARMSTRONG:
Next subject.

1116
00:39:41.297 --> 00:39:42.882
Ancient Greek.

1117
00:39:42.924 --> 00:39:45.719
-STUDENTS: Opa!
-Oprah! (chuckles)

1118
00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:47.887
-(laughter, babbling)
-Attention.

1119
00:39:47.929 --> 00:39:49.764
Attention, everyone.

1120
00:39:49.806 --> 00:39:52.475
Who wants to play Shawshank?

1121
00:39:52.517 --> 00:39:53.977
-No!
-BABIES: Huh?

1122
00:39:54.811 --> 00:39:57.981
Who wants to go outside
and play?

1123
00:39:58.023 --> 00:40:01.109
-(cheering)
-Does that sound fun? Good.

1124
00:40:01.151 --> 00:40:03.069
Now, anybody have any ideas?

1125
00:40:03.111 --> 00:40:04.404
-BABY: No!
-Come on, people.

1126
00:40:04.446 --> 00:40:05.530
Think, think, think,
think, think.

1127
00:40:05.572 --> 00:40:06.781
We need to think
outside the box.

1128
00:40:06.823 --> 00:40:08.241
-Oh, oh, oh! Me, me! Oh!
-You, Bo-Peep.

1129
00:40:08.283 --> 00:40:11.327
We can build a hot-air balloon

1130
00:40:11.369 --> 00:40:13.288
out of Popsicle sticks
and bubble gum!

1131
00:40:13.329 --> 00:40:14.622
(laughing)

1132
00:40:14.664 --> 00:40:16.332
And how would it fly?

1133
00:40:16.374 --> 00:40:18.251
-Pixie dust!
-(laughing, cheering)

1134
00:40:18.293 --> 00:40:19.794
Get back in the box, Bo-Peep.

1135
00:40:19.836 --> 00:40:22.088
-All the way in?
-All the way in.

1136
00:40:22.130 --> 00:40:24.299
-Yay! -Ooh. Uh, can we get
in the box, too?

1137
00:40:24.341 --> 00:40:26.343
-Can we? Can we?
-BABY: Glue.

1138
00:40:26.384 --> 00:40:28.303
I like glue.

1139
00:40:28.345 --> 00:40:29.512
Who doesn't?

1140
00:40:29.554 --> 00:40:30.972
But we're trying
to brainstorm here.

1141
00:40:31.014 --> 00:40:32.265
Glue's good.

1142
00:40:32.307 --> 00:40:33.975
(laughing wildly)

1143
00:40:34.017 --> 00:40:36.770
-Think, think, think, think,
think, think... -(groans)

1144
00:40:36.811 --> 00:40:39.939
...think, think, think, think,
think, think, think, think!

1145
00:40:39.981 --> 00:40:41.441
Bingo.

1146
00:40:41.483 --> 00:40:42.776
Next subject.

1147
00:40:42.817 --> 00:40:45.445
X is equal
to the derivative of...

1148
00:40:45.487 --> 00:40:46.738
-NATHAN: Ooh, me!
-Itself.

1149
00:40:46.780 --> 00:40:48.406
ARMSTRONG:
Kudos for Tabitha.

1150
00:40:48.448 --> 00:40:49.908
Wow. You knew that?

1151
00:40:49.949 --> 00:40:53.244
The world's leading producer
of bauxite is...

1152
00:40:53.286 --> 00:40:54.746
-NATHAN: Oh!
-Australia.

1153
00:40:54.788 --> 00:40:56.122
ARMSTRONG: Once again,
Tabitha's on the board.

1154
00:40:56.164 --> 00:40:58.375
-Very good. -Yes, Tabitha!
-(applause)

1155
00:40:58.416 --> 00:41:00.001
We got 15 minutes, people.

1156
00:41:00.043 --> 00:41:02.170
The difference
in "try" and "triumph"

1157
00:41:02.212 --> 00:41:03.963
is just a little oomph.

1158
00:41:04.005 --> 00:41:07.092
-BABIES: Oomph!
-Go big or go home.

1159
00:41:07.133 --> 00:41:08.718
Okay. Going home.

1160
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:10.512
-Let's pick up the pace.
-No!

1161
00:41:10.553 --> 00:41:13.556
Hand downs, Norma Rae.
This is my time.

1162
00:41:13.598 --> 00:41:15.725
To be, or not to be?
Tabitha.

1163
00:41:15.767 --> 00:41:17.310
-To be. -That's correct.
-(bell dings)

1164
00:41:17.352 --> 00:41:21.314
Can anyone tell me
the horsepower of a 302 engine?

1165
00:41:21.356 --> 00:41:23.149
-Uh, seven?
-(buzzer sounds)

1166
00:41:23.191 --> 00:41:24.901
-ARMSTRONG: Oh, boy.
-Weak sauce, Nathan.

1167
00:41:24.943 --> 00:41:26.486
-That was weak.
-(groans)

1168
00:41:26.528 --> 00:41:27.737
Tabitha, do you have
an idea about that?

1169
00:41:27.779 --> 00:41:30.323
300 horsepower
with a four-barrel carb.

1170
00:41:30.365 --> 00:41:31.616
-(bell dings) -TIM: Wow.
-(groans)

1171
00:41:31.658 --> 00:41:33.493
-Her dad must be a genius.
-(applause)

1172
00:41:33.535 --> 00:41:36.037
On my signal, unleash heck.

1173
00:41:36.830 --> 00:41:38.957
-Fire!
-(babies grunt)

1174
00:41:39.958 --> 00:41:42.544
-(babies cheering)
-Yes!

1175
00:41:43.795 --> 00:41:45.880
-I found a cure!
-(cheering)

1176
00:41:45.922 --> 00:41:47.674
-(bell dings)
-Yes! Yes! She did it!

1177
00:41:47.716 --> 00:41:48.883
She did it.

1178
00:41:48.925 --> 00:41:50.510
-(students gasp)
-(buzzers sounding)

1179
00:41:50.552 --> 00:41:52.178
STUDENTS:
Marcos!

1180
00:41:52.220 --> 00:41:54.472
I did it. I did it.

1181
00:41:54.514 --> 00:41:56.349
(babies cheering)

1182
00:41:56.391 --> 00:42:00.270
Remember, your size doesn't
determine your strength.

1183
00:42:01.813 --> 00:42:04.190
Well, so far,
it's Tabitha number one

1184
00:42:04.232 --> 00:42:05.692
and everybody else last.

1185
00:42:05.734 --> 00:42:08.361
-(cheering, applause)
-(groans, sobs)

1186
00:42:08.403 --> 00:42:10.989
* *

1187
00:42:15.243 --> 00:42:16.411
Psst. Hey, Tabitha.

1188
00:42:16.453 --> 00:42:17.662
You're really...

1189
00:42:17.704 --> 00:42:20.290
-A geek. I know.
-No.

1190
00:42:20.331 --> 00:42:22.208
You're amazing.

1191
00:42:22.250 --> 00:42:24.544
Oh. Thanks, Marcos.

1192
00:42:24.586 --> 00:42:28.048
You'll be singing
a different tune at rehearsal.

1193
00:42:28.089 --> 00:42:30.133
The wrong tune.

1194
00:42:30.175 --> 00:42:31.343
(both laughing)

1195
00:42:31.384 --> 00:42:32.635
You're so funny.

1196
00:42:32.677 --> 00:42:34.346
Hilarious!

1197
00:42:36.931 --> 00:42:39.392
And yeah, Templeton,
don't be late.

1198
00:42:39.434 --> 00:42:41.102
-(laughs)
-(gasps) Late.

1199
00:42:41.144 --> 00:42:43.229
-I'm late.
-ARMSTRONG: Next subject.

1200
00:42:43.271 --> 00:42:44.439
Yes!

1201
00:42:44.481 --> 00:42:46.399
(straining):
Just a little further.

1202
00:42:46.441 --> 00:42:49.527
(babies giggling, babbling)

1203
00:42:49.569 --> 00:42:50.737
Glue!

1204
00:42:50.779 --> 00:42:52.572
(yells, screams)

1205
00:42:52.614 --> 00:42:53.740
-TIM: Excuse me.
-(engine revving)

1206
00:42:53.782 --> 00:42:55.033
Yes, Marcos.

1207
00:42:55.075 --> 00:42:57.869
Can I have a hall pass?
I have to go.

1208
00:42:57.911 --> 00:43:00.413
ARMSTRONG:
VoilÃ . Feel free.

1209
00:43:00.455 --> 00:43:02.082
(scoffs) Now what?

1210
00:43:02.123 --> 00:43:03.875
-(grunts) Now what?
-(babies crying)

1211
00:43:03.917 --> 00:43:05.502
Glue!

1212
00:43:05.543 --> 00:43:07.379
Glue is bad!

1213
00:43:07.420 --> 00:43:09.089
(whimpering)

1214
00:43:09.130 --> 00:43:10.256
Glue.

1215
00:43:10.298 --> 00:43:12.717
(gasps)
Glue is good.

1216
00:43:12.759 --> 00:43:16.096
How to get to
the principal's office.

1217
00:43:16.137 --> 00:43:17.597
Of course.

1218
00:43:17.639 --> 00:43:20.517
You get sent
to the principal's office.

1219
00:43:20.558 --> 00:43:22.686
("It's Tricky" by Run-D.M.C.
playing)

1220
00:43:22.727 --> 00:43:25.021
-Booyah!
-(students gasp)

1221
00:43:25.063 --> 00:43:28.066
* I think it's very vital
to rock a rhyme... *

1222
00:43:28.108 --> 00:43:30.110
* Here we go, it's tricky
to rock a rhyme *

1223
00:43:30.151 --> 00:43:34.030
* To rock a rhyme that's right
on time, it's tricky *

1224
00:43:34.072 --> 00:43:36.366
* It's tricky, tricky,
tricky, tricky *

1225
00:43:36.408 --> 00:43:38.076
* It's tricky to rock a rhyme *

1226
00:43:38.118 --> 00:43:40.620
* To rock a rhyme that's right
on time, it's tricky... *

1227
00:43:40.662 --> 00:43:42.455
What's up, y'all?

1228
00:43:42.497 --> 00:43:44.541
School is...

1229
00:43:44.582 --> 00:43:46.084
-stupid.
-(students gasp)

1230
00:43:46.126 --> 00:43:48.837
(staticky): Listen, you know,
I acknowledge your anger.

1231
00:43:48.878 --> 00:43:51.631
It's, uh, very, uh, feisty,
but please sit down.

1232
00:43:51.673 --> 00:43:54.342
-Okay. Uh, no.
-(students gasp)

1233
00:43:54.384 --> 00:43:57.137
Sitting is... stupid!

1234
00:43:57.178 --> 00:43:59.639
-He's such a bad boy.
-STUDENTS: Ooh.

1235
00:43:59.681 --> 00:44:01.891
(speaking indistinctly
through static)

1236
00:44:01.933 --> 00:44:03.852
* It's tricky to rock a rhyme *

1237
00:44:03.893 --> 00:44:06.479
* To rock a rhyme that's right
on time, it's tricky *

1238
00:44:06.521 --> 00:44:08.982
-* How is it, D? *
-* It's tricky, tricky... *

1239
00:44:09.024 --> 00:44:12.235
All right. I'm afraid you can't
disrupt class any longer.

1240
00:44:12.277 --> 00:44:16.031
Oh, no. Are we gonna have
a talk in your office?

1241
00:44:16.072 --> 00:44:17.657
No.

1242
00:44:17.699 --> 00:44:19.826
-You are gonna have a time-out.
-STUDENTS (gasping): The Box?

1243
00:44:19.868 --> 00:44:21.828
-He's going in the Box.
-(murmuring)

1244
00:44:21.870 --> 00:44:24.330
No, the Box makes you crazy.

1245
00:44:24.372 --> 00:44:25.832
The Box?

1246
00:44:25.874 --> 00:44:29.502
* Sail away,
sail away, sail away *

1247
00:44:29.544 --> 00:44:32.339
(groans)
* Sail away, sail away *

1248
00:44:32.380 --> 00:44:33.798
-* Sail away... *
-(grunts)

1249
00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:36.051
-ARMSTRONG: Sayonara, Marcos.
-(gasps)

1250
00:44:36.092 --> 00:44:38.636
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Your time-out begins now.

1251
00:44:38.678 --> 00:44:40.013
Relax.

1252
00:44:40.055 --> 00:44:42.182
-Wait!
-(music stops)

1253
00:44:42.223 --> 00:44:44.559
(child crying)

1254
00:44:44.601 --> 00:44:46.269
ROBOT VOICE:
Don't cry.

1255
00:44:46.311 --> 00:44:48.188
There, there. All better.

1256
00:44:48.229 --> 00:44:50.523
(Ted grunting)

1257
00:44:50.565 --> 00:44:51.691
(muffled grunting)

1258
00:44:51.733 --> 00:44:53.735
(yells, mumbles)

1259
00:44:53.777 --> 00:44:56.863
(grunting, spitting)

1260
00:44:57.697 --> 00:45:00.283
(sighs)
It's like they always say:

1261
00:45:00.325 --> 00:45:02.160
If you want something
done right,

1262
00:45:02.202 --> 00:45:04.871
you have to do it
without your brother!

1263
00:45:05.747 --> 00:45:08.833
We meet again, doorknob.

1264
00:45:10.377 --> 00:45:12.212
(grunting)

1265
00:45:12.253 --> 00:45:13.880
(door creaking)

1266
00:45:14.673 --> 00:45:16.341
ARMSTRONG:
Hello.

1267
00:45:16.383 --> 00:45:17.842
Welcome, welcome.

1268
00:45:17.884 --> 00:45:19.761
Please come in. <i>Entrez vous?</i>

1269
00:45:19.803 --> 00:45:21.221
You're here.

1270
00:45:21.262 --> 00:45:22.764
Oh, yes. I...

1271
00:45:22.806 --> 00:45:24.974
I was expecting you.

1272
00:45:25.809 --> 00:45:27.894
I... (grunts, yells)

1273
00:45:27.936 --> 00:45:28.895
(button beeps)

1274
00:45:28.937 --> 00:45:31.231
I expected that you

1275
00:45:31.272 --> 00:45:34.317
would be expecting me,
so there.

1276
00:45:34.359 --> 00:45:37.862
Oh, and, uh, by the way,
I know why you're here,

1277
00:45:37.904 --> 00:45:39.906
-so, uh... so there.
-(button beeps)

1278
00:45:39.948 --> 00:45:42.742
(chuckles) You do?

1279
00:45:42.784 --> 00:45:45.036
-Mm-hmm. Yes, I do.
-(button beeps)

1280
00:45:45.078 --> 00:45:46.746
-(whirring)
-Have a seat, please.

1281
00:45:46.788 --> 00:45:48.164
(grunts) Thank you.

1282
00:45:48.206 --> 00:45:49.874
-You know what you are?
-Mm?

1283
00:45:49.916 --> 00:45:54.254
You are, if I may,
extremely intelligent.

1284
00:45:54.295 --> 00:45:55.755
Go on. (grunts)

1285
00:45:55.797 --> 00:45:57.382
Uh, as a matter of fact,
I've been observing you.

1286
00:45:57.424 --> 00:45:58.550
(button beeps)

1287
00:45:58.591 --> 00:46:00.510
Spends time wisely. Check.

1288
00:46:00.552 --> 00:46:03.179
Makes good use of
classroom materials. Check.

1289
00:46:03.221 --> 00:46:05.765
Keeps hands to self. Check.

1290
00:46:05.807 --> 00:46:07.308
Hey, forget
"works well with others."

1291
00:46:07.350 --> 00:46:10.437
You make others
work well for you.

1292
00:46:10.478 --> 00:46:13.857
That's literally the title
of the book I'm working on.

1293
00:46:13.898 --> 00:46:16.109
No kidding.
You had no business

1294
00:46:16.151 --> 00:46:18.236
being in Yellow Level, did you?

1295
00:46:18.278 --> 00:46:20.613
-It was sabotage.
-Sabotage. Exactly.

1296
00:46:20.655 --> 00:46:23.199
Jealousy, fear. Hey, I faced
the same obstacles.

1297
00:46:23.241 --> 00:46:26.828
In fact, you know,
you remind me a lot of myself

1298
00:46:26.870 --> 00:46:29.289
when I was your age,

1299
00:46:29.330 --> 00:46:32.125
which is now.

1300
00:46:32.167 --> 00:46:33.585
(grunts)

1301
00:46:35.545 --> 00:46:36.629
What?

1302
00:46:36.671 --> 00:46:37.964
(laughs)

1303
00:46:38.006 --> 00:46:41.301
Surprise, surprise.

1304
00:46:41.343 --> 00:46:43.803
What the frittata?

1305
00:46:43.845 --> 00:46:44.929
Well put.

1306
00:46:44.971 --> 00:46:47.390
He's a ba... You're a baby.

1307
00:46:47.432 --> 00:46:49.976
I repeat, you're a baby.

1308
00:46:50.018 --> 00:46:52.479
So surprised,
you said it twice. (chuckles)

1309
00:46:52.520 --> 00:46:53.980
(laughs)

1310
00:46:54.022 --> 00:46:57.484
Unfortunately, people are, uh,
not ready for a...

1311
00:46:57.525 --> 00:46:59.736
a baby in a position of power.

1312
00:46:59.778 --> 00:47:01.279
Yet.

1313
00:47:01.321 --> 00:47:03.990
Remind me to get the number
of your muttonchop guy.

1314
00:47:04.032 --> 00:47:06.826
You know, I could use
somebody like you.

1315
00:47:06.868 --> 00:47:10.789
With a superior intelligence
like my own.

1316
00:47:10.830 --> 00:47:13.500
-Uh... really?
-Mmm.

1317
00:47:13.541 --> 00:47:14.918
Somebody who can, uh...

1318
00:47:14.959 --> 00:47:17.087
Mmm. (crunching)

1319
00:47:17.128 --> 00:47:18.505
-Mmm. Yeah.
-(gasps)

1320
00:47:18.546 --> 00:47:21.257
Truly comprehend
what I'm trying to accomplish.

1321
00:47:21.299 --> 00:47:24.010
-Well, you're looking at him.
-Bingo.

1322
00:47:24.052 --> 00:47:26.221
Mmm. We have a secret level.

1323
00:47:26.262 --> 00:47:27.889
Mmm.
For very special babies.

1324
00:47:27.931 --> 00:47:29.391
Mmm. The best of the best.

1325
00:47:29.432 --> 00:47:30.642
Ah. The elite.

1326
00:47:30.684 --> 00:47:31.685
Beyond blue?

1327
00:47:31.726 --> 00:47:33.728
Oh, yeah. Way beyond.

1328
00:47:33.770 --> 00:47:35.730
Way beyond. Ooh.

1329
00:47:35.772 --> 00:47:37.857
Mmm. There's a meeting today...

1330
00:47:37.899 --> 00:47:39.609
(slurps)
...after school.

1331
00:47:39.651 --> 00:47:41.152
Babies only.

1332
00:47:41.194 --> 00:47:44.030
We may be small, but we're
about to teach grown-ups

1333
00:47:44.072 --> 00:47:46.408
a big lesson.

1334
00:47:47.784 --> 00:47:49.703
Mmm. Lolly?

1335
00:47:49.744 --> 00:47:51.037
-Okay.
-(school bell ringing)

1336
00:47:51.079 --> 00:47:52.580
Oh. Time for recess.

1337
00:47:52.622 --> 00:47:54.082
-Bye-bye.
-(button beeps)

1338
00:47:54.791 --> 00:47:56.835
(singsongy):
Sayonara....

1339
00:47:56.876 --> 00:47:58.420
(groans)

1340
00:47:59.462 --> 00:48:01.214
(grunts)

1341
00:48:01.256 --> 00:48:03.466
Well, I think that went well.

1342
00:48:04.592 --> 00:48:06.386
-TED (recorded): You're a baby.
-TINA: What?

1343
00:48:06.428 --> 00:48:08.430
-I repeat, you're a baby.
-(scoffs)

1344
00:48:08.471 --> 00:48:10.640
Is he talking to me?
He better not be talking to me,

1345
00:48:10.682 --> 00:48:12.142
because I'll... Armstrong?

1346
00:48:12.183 --> 00:48:13.893
(chuckles)
You're right, Connie.

1347
00:48:13.935 --> 00:48:15.437
He's talking about Armstrong.

1348
00:48:15.478 --> 00:48:17.230
-I don't know what has
gotten into her. -(gasps)

1349
00:48:17.272 --> 00:48:20.900
-But she's acting strange,
Dr. Federman. -(laughing)

1350
00:48:20.942 --> 00:48:23.153
Isn't it a bit early
for terrible twos?

1351
00:48:23.194 --> 00:48:25.030
Is there terrible ones?
Is that a thing?

1352
00:48:25.071 --> 00:48:26.573
Oh, piano-playing bunny,
you slay me.

1353
00:48:26.614 --> 00:48:28.158
Okey dokey.

1354
00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:32.495
We need some eyes on the prize,
visual confirmation here.

1355
00:48:32.537 --> 00:48:33.788
(snoring)

1356
00:48:33.830 --> 00:48:36.041
Oh, Daddy.

1357
00:48:36.082 --> 00:48:38.126
If I were there,
I'd pinch you so hard.

1358
00:48:38.168 --> 00:48:40.003
(sleepily):
* Sail away, sail away... *

1359
00:48:40.045 --> 00:48:41.838
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Your time-out has concluded.

1360
00:48:41.880 --> 00:48:43.757
Sail away! What time is it?

1361
00:48:43.798 --> 00:48:45.467
AUTOMATED VOICE:
It is time for recess.

1362
00:48:45.508 --> 00:48:47.510
I'm late, I'm late,
I'm late, I'm late. Come on.

1363
00:48:47.552 --> 00:48:49.512
(chuckling):
He'll understand, right?

1364
00:48:49.554 --> 00:48:51.348
(gasps) Okay.
Where is he? Where is he?

1365
00:48:51.389 --> 00:48:54.726
-Where is he? Uh...
-(kids chattering, whooping)

1366
00:48:54.768 --> 00:48:56.686
-Oomph! Yeah, baby!
-(cheering)

1367
00:48:56.728 --> 00:48:58.271
No, not my bows.

1368
00:48:58.313 --> 00:49:01.649
-But they're not your bows...
anymore. -(sobbing)

1369
00:49:01.691 --> 00:49:04.652
Yep, where there's crying,
there's my brother.

1370
00:49:06.279 --> 00:49:09.449
(playing "May" from
<i>The Shawshank Redemption)</i>

1371
00:49:09.491 --> 00:49:11.659
BABY (whispers):
Psst. Here you go.

1372
00:49:11.701 --> 00:49:13.244
BABY 2:
Cool.

1373
00:49:13.995 --> 00:49:16.331
(grunting):
Glue. Glue. Glue.

1374
00:49:19.250 --> 00:49:21.002
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, blue.
-Whoa!

1375
00:49:21.044 --> 00:49:22.796
Where do you think
youse going? You lost?

1376
00:49:22.837 --> 00:49:23.797
Could you let me through,
please?

1377
00:49:23.838 --> 00:49:25.256
No!

1378
00:49:25.298 --> 00:49:27.967
So, what, did you flunk
coloring class, kid?

1379
00:49:28.009 --> 00:49:29.594
-(laughter)
-Really, guy?

1380
00:49:30.553 --> 00:49:32.305
Mmm, cherry.

1381
00:49:32.347 --> 00:49:33.306
Go on.

1382
00:49:33.348 --> 00:49:34.683
-Blues on the other side.
-(groans)

1383
00:49:34.724 --> 00:49:36.017
TED:
Let him through.

1384
00:49:36.059 --> 00:49:37.143
Okay, he's cool.

1385
00:49:37.185 --> 00:49:38.561
TIM:
See? I'm cool.

1386
00:49:38.603 --> 00:49:39.813
I'm cool.

1387
00:49:39.854 --> 00:49:41.648
You failed me, Tim.

1388
00:49:41.690 --> 00:49:43.108
I was desperate.

1389
00:49:43.149 --> 00:49:45.819
I crawled.
I did things with glue

1390
00:49:45.860 --> 00:49:48.238
that I'm not proud of,
but I made it.

1391
00:49:48.279 --> 00:49:50.198
I made it all the way
to Armstrong's office,

1392
00:49:50.240 --> 00:49:52.200
and then where's Tim?

1393
00:49:52.242 --> 00:49:53.410
-I know. I...
-Where's Tim?

1394
00:49:53.451 --> 00:49:55.161
-I tried to...
-Where's Tim?!

1395
00:49:55.203 --> 00:49:57.038
-I was in the Box, okay?
-(babies gasping)

1396
00:49:57.080 --> 00:49:58.289
-TED: The Box?
-The Box?

1397
00:49:58.331 --> 00:49:59.165
Glue.

1398
00:49:59.207 --> 00:50:00.709
Yeah, that's right.

1399
00:50:00.750 --> 00:50:01.960
(whispers):
The Box.

1400
00:50:02.002 --> 00:50:03.336
Show a little respect.

1401
00:50:03.378 --> 00:50:06.256
See, Tim, this is why
I work alone.

1402
00:50:06.297 --> 00:50:08.842
-(sighs)
-I'll succeed in the mission.

1403
00:50:08.883 --> 00:50:10.385
You can take the pony home.

1404
00:50:10.427 --> 00:50:12.762
The only thing
you're ever gonna succeed at

1405
00:50:12.804 --> 00:50:13.805
is being alone.

1406
00:50:13.847 --> 00:50:15.015
-Fine.
-Fine!

1407
00:50:15.056 --> 00:50:16.516
Fine!

1408
00:50:16.558 --> 00:50:18.018
I like ponies.

1409
00:50:18.059 --> 00:50:20.395
Aah! Thank you for sharing.

1410
00:50:20.437 --> 00:50:22.731
(piano playing gentle tune)

1411
00:50:25.567 --> 00:50:27.402
-(Nathan groans in frustration)
-(piano plays discordant notes)

1412
00:50:27.444 --> 00:50:29.029
NATHAN:
You are blowing it, Templeton!

1413
00:50:29.070 --> 00:50:30.196
MEGHAN:
Yeah, Templeton.

1414
00:50:30.238 --> 00:50:31.614
TABITHA:
I'm trying.

1415
00:50:31.656 --> 00:50:34.284
NATHAN: Ugh! You always
come in a beat late.

1416
00:50:34.325 --> 00:50:36.786
I'm sorry, Nathan.
I'm doing my best.

1417
00:50:36.828 --> 00:50:40.707
Your best is going to keep me
out of going to Juilliard.

1418
00:50:40.749 --> 00:50:42.667
-Yeah, Templeton.
-It's one, two, three

1419
00:50:42.709 --> 00:50:45.086
-and one, two, three.
-MEGHAN: One, two, three.

1420
00:50:45.128 --> 00:50:46.588
NATHAN and MEGHAN:
And one, two, three

1421
00:50:46.629 --> 00:50:49.382
and one, two, three
and one, two, three.

1422
00:50:49.424 --> 00:50:52.719
-And one, two...
-Oh, come on!

1423
00:50:52.761 --> 00:50:54.054
Are you kidding me?

1424
00:50:54.095 --> 00:50:55.722
I just can't do it
right now, okay?

1425
00:50:55.764 --> 00:50:57.182
I can't. I just can't.

1426
00:50:57.223 --> 00:50:59.351
-I'll do it tomorrow.
-MEGHAN: Seriously?

1427
00:50:59.392 --> 00:51:01.227
-(school bell rings)
-(kids cheering)

1428
00:51:01.269 --> 00:51:03.480
NATHAN: All right,
all right, all right.

1429
00:51:03.521 --> 00:51:05.899
See you at the pageant
tomorrow.

1430
00:51:05.940 --> 00:51:07.859
Beat it!

1431
00:51:12.489 --> 00:51:15.658
MEGHAN: Oh, Nathan,
Nathan, let me do it.

1432
00:51:15.700 --> 00:51:17.035
Let me do it, Nathan.

1433
00:51:17.077 --> 00:51:18.578
I want to sing the song.

1434
00:51:18.620 --> 00:51:19.913
No.

1435
00:51:19.954 --> 00:51:21.873
I want to see her fail.

1436
00:51:21.915 --> 00:51:23.583
Oh.

1437
00:51:23.625 --> 00:51:25.210
Pure genius.

1438
00:51:25.251 --> 00:51:27.420
-(laughing)
-(plays ominous chords)

1439
00:51:27.462 --> 00:51:29.089
NATHAN:
I can't wait.

1440
00:51:29.130 --> 00:51:30.632
-We'll see about that.
-(school bell ringing)

1441
00:51:30.674 --> 00:51:32.592
ARMSTRONG (over speaker):
Goodbye, children.

1442
00:51:32.634 --> 00:51:33.760
Sayonara.

1443
00:51:33.802 --> 00:51:35.095
Auf Wiedersehen.

1444
00:51:35.136 --> 00:51:36.262
Adieu.

1445
00:51:36.304 --> 00:51:38.223
<i>Adios, niÃ±os.</i>

1446
00:51:38.264 --> 00:51:39.766
(students chattering)

1447
00:51:39.808 --> 00:51:41.267
-(sighs)
-(horse neighs)

1448
00:51:41.309 --> 00:51:42.894
(Tim gasps)

1449
00:51:42.936 --> 00:51:44.270
Oh, come on.

1450
00:51:45.146 --> 00:51:46.356
(yells)

1451
00:51:47.482 --> 00:51:48.858
(yelps)

1452
00:51:48.900 --> 00:51:51.277
Oh, my gosh.

1453
00:51:51.319 --> 00:51:54.739
-Stop what you're doing.
-(chatter stops)

1454
00:51:54.781 --> 00:51:56.116
I see a baby pony.

1455
00:51:56.157 --> 00:51:57.951
-(screaming)
-(excited chatter)

1456
00:51:57.992 --> 00:51:59.494
I like ponies.

1457
00:51:59.536 --> 00:52:00.787
STUDENT:
Oh, over there!

1458
00:52:00.829 --> 00:52:01.955
-Yes!
-(laughter)

1459
00:52:01.996 --> 00:52:04.124
It's so cute!

1460
00:52:04.165 --> 00:52:05.917
(excited chatter)

1461
00:52:05.959 --> 00:52:08.336
(horn honks)

1462
00:52:12.215 --> 00:52:14.009
That's it? No hello?

1463
00:52:14.050 --> 00:52:16.052
-Not even a "Hi, Mom"?
-What?

1464
00:52:16.094 --> 00:52:17.929
-Hi, Tabitha!
-(gasps)

1465
00:52:17.971 --> 00:52:19.848
-Oh. Hi.
-(Tina coughs)

1466
00:52:20.640 --> 00:52:22.225
What?
You never told me you had

1467
00:52:22.267 --> 00:52:24.102
an older sister
who could drive.

1468
00:52:24.144 --> 00:52:25.603
Uh, that's my mom.

1469
00:52:25.645 --> 00:52:27.355
Tabitha, don't interrupt.
(chuckles)

1470
00:52:27.397 --> 00:52:29.441
-Yeah, I'm a new friend
of Tabitha's... -Hey, stop.

1471
00:52:29.482 --> 00:52:31.484
-(mumbling)
-Oh, really?

1472
00:52:31.526 --> 00:52:33.319
I-I mean, we just met.

1473
00:52:33.361 --> 00:52:34.362
Well, what's your name,
new friend?

1474
00:52:34.404 --> 00:52:36.448
Stop. You're embarrassing me.

1475
00:52:36.489 --> 00:52:38.783
-Marcos. Marcos Lightspeed.
-(horse neighs)

1476
00:52:38.825 --> 00:52:40.160
(babbles, grunts)

1477
00:52:40.201 --> 00:52:41.536
-Ow!
-CAROL: Tina!

1478
00:52:41.578 --> 00:52:42.996
-What is with you?
-(Tim chuckles)

1479
00:52:43.038 --> 00:52:44.456
Cute kid.

1480
00:52:44.497 --> 00:52:46.416
Well, I better get going
if I'm gonna walk those

1481
00:52:46.458 --> 00:52:49.002
three and a half miles home...

1482
00:52:49.044 --> 00:52:50.378
in the snow...

1483
00:52:50.420 --> 00:52:52.005
without a jacket.

1484
00:52:52.047 --> 00:52:53.840
Three and a half miles?

1485
00:52:53.882 --> 00:52:56.676
Three and a half, six--
somewhere in there. (chuckles)

1486
00:52:56.718 --> 00:52:59.054
Yeah, well, that TV dinner
is not gonna microwave itself.

1487
00:52:59.095 --> 00:53:00.472
TV dinner?

1488
00:53:00.513 --> 00:53:02.849
Yeah, I'm a latchkey kid,
so I eat whatever I want.

1489
00:53:02.891 --> 00:53:04.893
-Cartoons are my babysitter.
-(tires screech)

1490
00:53:04.934 --> 00:53:06.102
-No.
-Oh, yeah.

1491
00:53:06.144 --> 00:53:08.104
(scoffs)

1492
00:53:08.146 --> 00:53:11.399
* Strangers in the night *

1493
00:53:11.441 --> 00:53:13.902
* Exchanging glances *

1494
00:53:13.943 --> 00:53:15.195
* Lovers... *

1495
00:53:15.236 --> 00:53:16.696
What is this?

1496
00:53:16.738 --> 00:53:19.032
Some kind of prank?

1497
00:53:19.074 --> 00:53:20.367
Children can be so cruel.

1498
00:53:20.408 --> 00:53:21.826
-Hello.
-(electronic chime)

1499
00:53:21.868 --> 00:53:24.662
(screaming)

1500
00:53:24.704 --> 00:53:26.373
(grunts)

1501
00:53:28.833 --> 00:53:30.335
(retches)

1502
00:53:30.377 --> 00:53:32.629
-(grunts)
-(babies yelling, laughing)

1503
00:53:33.838 --> 00:53:35.215
(grunts)

1504
00:53:35.256 --> 00:53:36.800
(retches)

1505
00:53:36.841 --> 00:53:40.929
Whoa. This is exactly like
Bill Gates' rec room...

1506
00:53:40.970 --> 00:53:43.431
but a little smaller.

1507
00:53:44.182 --> 00:53:46.267
(grunting)

1508
00:53:47.227 --> 00:53:49.479
-(straining)
-(scraping)

1509
00:53:52.315 --> 00:53:55.068
What is all this?

1510
00:53:55.110 --> 00:53:57.362
Research and development?

1511
00:53:58.697 --> 00:54:00.907
Product testing?

1512
00:54:02.534 --> 00:54:06.996
Huh. Something tells me
this isn't day care.

1513
00:54:08.039 --> 00:54:10.917
Boy, could I use
a spy camera right about now.

1514
00:54:10.959 --> 00:54:14.462
* Sail away, sail away,
sail away. *

1515
00:54:15.255 --> 00:54:17.007
Anyway...

1516
00:54:18.675 --> 00:54:21.094
-(gasps)
-(muffled babbling)

1517
00:54:21.136 --> 00:54:22.679
TED:
Aw.

1518
00:54:22.721 --> 00:54:25.765
Now, aren't you a cutie
in that little karate outfit.

1519
00:54:25.807 --> 00:54:27.100
(baby grunts)

1520
00:54:27.142 --> 00:54:28.351
Huh.

1521
00:54:28.393 --> 00:54:30.520
(all whooping, grunting)

1522
00:54:30.562 --> 00:54:33.273
Is this some kind
of a ninja boy band?

1523
00:54:33.314 --> 00:54:34.482
(screams)

1524
00:54:34.524 --> 00:54:37.110
-Whoa...!
-(babies whooping)

1525
00:54:37.152 --> 00:54:39.112
Whoa!

1526
00:54:39.154 --> 00:54:40.947
Oh. Whoa, whoa.

1527
00:54:40.989 --> 00:54:42.866
(all grunting, whooping)

1528
00:54:42.907 --> 00:54:45.118
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh!

1529
00:54:45.160 --> 00:54:46.119
(screams)

1530
00:54:46.161 --> 00:54:47.620
Whoa. (yells)

1531
00:54:47.662 --> 00:54:48.621
I give up.

1532
00:54:48.663 --> 00:54:52.375
Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!

1533
00:54:52.417 --> 00:54:55.420
(all grunting rapidly)

1534
00:54:55.462 --> 00:54:57.297
TED:
Sayonara, baby!

1535
00:54:57.339 --> 00:54:59.341
-Hey, there you are.
-Oh, hello! (coughs)

1536
00:54:59.382 --> 00:55:00.675
Thank you. (sighs)

1537
00:55:00.717 --> 00:55:02.469
I see that you've angered
my baby ninjas.

1538
00:55:02.510 --> 00:55:03.887
-Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
-(baby laughs, grunts)

1539
00:55:03.928 --> 00:55:05.638
-Shoo. Shoo. (chuckles)
-(sneezes, babbles)

1540
00:55:05.680 --> 00:55:07.849
What maniacal underground
fortress doesn't have ninjas?

1541
00:55:07.891 --> 00:55:09.476
-Am I right? (grunts)
-Impressive, huh?

1542
00:55:09.517 --> 00:55:10.810
Pretty impressive.

1543
00:55:10.852 --> 00:55:12.312
What do you think?
What do you think?

1544
00:55:12.354 --> 00:55:13.438
TED:
I know tuition is pretty steep,

1545
00:55:13.480 --> 00:55:15.565
but how do you afford all this?

1546
00:55:15.607 --> 00:55:17.525
ARMSTRONG:
Oh, that's a good question.

1547
00:55:17.567 --> 00:55:20.111
-I taught babies to code.
-No.

1548
00:55:20.153 --> 00:55:22.113
ARMSTRONG: Yes. And you know
what they say about having

1549
00:55:22.155 --> 00:55:24.324
an infinite amount of monkeys
banging on typewriters?

1550
00:55:24.366 --> 00:55:26.201
They will eventually
write Shakespeare?

1551
00:55:26.242 --> 00:55:28.370
A-plus.
Oh, boy, you are smart.

1552
00:55:28.411 --> 00:55:32.290
Or the most popular apps
that money can buy.

1553
00:55:32.332 --> 00:55:34.376
Apps. They're writing apps.

1554
00:55:34.417 --> 00:55:36.002
-Cat Chat.
-(cat meows)

1555
00:55:36.044 --> 00:55:37.337
Palm Doodle.

1556
00:55:37.379 --> 00:55:39.005
Ooh, Find My Nose.

1557
00:55:39.047 --> 00:55:40.423
-(Ted gasps)
-Stock Crush.

1558
00:55:40.465 --> 00:55:42.008
-You did Stock Crush?
-(cash register dings)

1559
00:55:42.050 --> 00:55:43.677
I love Stock Crush.

1560
00:55:43.718 --> 00:55:46.596
All us. But my next app...

1561
00:55:46.638 --> 00:55:49.349
ooh, it's gonna change
the world.

1562
00:55:49.391 --> 00:55:50.433
Forever.

1563
00:55:50.475 --> 00:55:51.768
So why bother with a school?

1564
00:55:51.810 --> 00:55:54.312
You could go public
and make millions.

1565
00:55:54.354 --> 00:55:56.064
Oh. (laughs)

1566
00:55:56.106 --> 00:55:58.441
-Billions.
-Billions.

1567
00:55:58.483 --> 00:56:01.528
Yeah, but some things are
more important than money.

1568
00:56:01.569 --> 00:56:03.196
Please don't say "love."

1569
00:56:03.238 --> 00:56:05.407
Mmm. Power.

1570
00:56:05.448 --> 00:56:07.617
That's more like it.

1571
00:56:08.576 --> 00:56:10.453
TIM:
Wow. This is so amazing.

1572
00:56:10.495 --> 00:56:13.206
First, the ride, and now
a-a full sit-down dinner.

1573
00:56:13.248 --> 00:56:14.916
Wow. What a palace.

1574
00:56:14.958 --> 00:56:17.335
-I mean, you have electricity?
-Well, yeah.

1575
00:56:17.377 --> 00:56:19.504
Man, you guys
are beyond generous.

1576
00:56:19.546 --> 00:56:21.548
You're welcome anytime.

1577
00:56:21.589 --> 00:56:23.174
-(groans)
-CAROL: Tabitha, would you mind

1578
00:56:23.216 --> 00:56:24.843
-setting the table?
-Okay, Mom.

1579
00:56:24.884 --> 00:56:27.095
Really? You're just gonna
throw that right there, huh?

1580
00:56:27.137 --> 00:56:28.263
(gasps)

1581
00:56:28.304 --> 00:56:30.890
Psst. Psst. Daddy.

1582
00:56:30.932 --> 00:56:32.767
-Shh! It's Marcos.
-What are you doing here?

1583
00:56:32.809 --> 00:56:34.352
-Where's Uncle Ted?
-What?

1584
00:56:34.394 --> 00:56:35.395
He kicked me off the mission.

1585
00:56:35.437 --> 00:56:36.354
He can't do that.

1586
00:56:36.396 --> 00:56:37.397
Only I can do that.

1587
00:56:37.439 --> 00:56:38.606
You're back on the mission.

1588
00:56:38.648 --> 00:56:40.066
No need.
I have my own mission now.

1589
00:56:40.108 --> 00:56:42.360
What? What could be more
important than my mission?

1590
00:56:42.402 --> 00:56:44.571
Got to go. Lightspeed out.

1591
00:56:45.780 --> 00:56:47.240
This is so great.
(chuckles)

1592
00:56:47.282 --> 00:56:48.825
Well, I hope you're hungry.

1593
00:56:48.867 --> 00:56:50.535
Been so long since I've
used silverware. (chuckles)

1594
00:56:50.577 --> 00:56:53.038
So, how'd you like
your first day?

1595
00:56:53.079 --> 00:56:54.414
Kind of intense.

1596
00:56:54.456 --> 00:56:56.416
(chuckles):
Yeah. You'll get used to it.

1597
00:56:56.458 --> 00:56:57.959
-Even that Nathan kid?
-Nathan.

1598
00:56:58.001 --> 00:57:00.211
-Ugh. He's a mess.
-(chuckles): Yeah.

1599
00:57:00.253 --> 00:57:02.422
-He is such a square.
-A square?

1600
00:57:02.464 --> 00:57:04.424
Uh, yeah, you know,
like a dork.

1601
00:57:04.466 --> 00:57:06.343
Dweeb. Nerdlet.
A real poindexter.

1602
00:57:06.384 --> 00:57:07.886
Lame-o. Dorkus to the max.

1603
00:57:07.927 --> 00:57:09.721
(chuckles)
They used to call me.

1604
00:57:09.763 --> 00:57:12.223
-(chuckles) You're weird.
-I am?

1605
00:57:12.265 --> 00:57:14.267
Yeah, but in a good way.

1606
00:57:14.309 --> 00:57:15.769
(both chuckle)

1607
00:57:15.810 --> 00:57:18.355
So, why is the pageant
stressing you out so much?

1608
00:57:18.396 --> 00:57:20.482
(groans)
I have to sing.

1609
00:57:20.523 --> 00:57:22.692
-So what?
-I don't know.

1610
00:57:22.734 --> 00:57:25.070
My whole family is
going to be there,

1611
00:57:25.111 --> 00:57:27.238
including my dad.

1612
00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:28.782
Oh.

1613
00:57:28.823 --> 00:57:30.200
Right.

1614
00:57:30.241 --> 00:57:32.285
You're embarrassed of him?

1615
00:57:32.327 --> 00:57:34.371
No. No, it's not that.

1616
00:57:34.412 --> 00:57:35.914
(Tim sighs heavily)

1617
00:57:35.955 --> 00:57:37.707
It's just, he's really good
at this kind of thing--

1618
00:57:37.749 --> 00:57:41.503
being creative
and using your imagination--

1619
00:57:41.544 --> 00:57:43.546
but it's hard for me.

1620
00:57:43.588 --> 00:57:45.799
I just want him
to be proud of me.

1621
00:57:45.840 --> 00:57:47.133
You know?

1622
00:57:47.175 --> 00:57:49.135
(coos)

1623
00:57:49.177 --> 00:57:50.136
Really?

1624
00:57:50.178 --> 00:57:52.847
Well, yeah.

1625
00:57:53.807 --> 00:57:55.975
Um, who are
these extra plates for?

1626
00:57:56.017 --> 00:57:57.811
-(doorbell rings)
-(whispers): Mom and Dad.

1627
00:57:57.852 --> 00:57:59.729
Hey, hey!
The key still works!

1628
00:57:59.771 --> 00:58:01.272
You guys should really
change the locks.

1629
00:58:01.314 --> 00:58:02.857
-Oh, you made it.
-Look who's here!

1630
00:58:02.899 --> 00:58:03.650
Mom and Dad.

1631
00:58:03.692 --> 00:58:04.818
TABITHA:
Grandma! Grandpa!

1632
00:58:04.859 --> 00:58:06.611
-TED SR.: There she is.
-(gasps)

1633
00:58:06.653 --> 00:58:08.113
-Come here, my little
tabby cat. -Yay! You're here!

1634
00:58:08.154 --> 00:58:10.198
-Look at how big you are.
-You're almost a teenager.

1635
00:58:10.240 --> 00:58:11.616
Can you vote yet?

1636
00:58:11.658 --> 00:58:12.867
TABITHA: Ten and a half
more years, Grandma.

1637
00:58:12.909 --> 00:58:14.119
Daddy, they're gonna
recognize you.

1638
00:58:14.160 --> 00:58:15.286
No, no. It's fine.

1639
00:58:15.328 --> 00:58:17.205
I've got the glasses. See?

1640
00:58:17.247 --> 00:58:18.665
-TED SR. and TABITHA: Selfie!
-How do you do it again?

1641
00:58:18.707 --> 00:58:19.958
Bring out the baby.

1642
00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:21.543
-Hide!
-Where are you hiding that baby?

1643
00:58:21.584 --> 00:58:22.961
No. Just be cool. Be cool.

1644
00:58:23.003 --> 00:58:24.504
-JANICE: There she is.
-TED SR.: Hello.

1645
00:58:24.546 --> 00:58:25.755
TED SR.:
Hey, who's the new guy?

1646
00:58:25.797 --> 00:58:27.674
-That's Marcos.
-I gotcha.

1647
00:58:27.716 --> 00:58:30.927
(babies clamoring)

1648
00:58:30.969 --> 00:58:33.263
Attention, babies. <i>Bienvenue.</i>

1649
00:58:33.304 --> 00:58:35.015
<i>Willkommen.</i>

1650
00:58:35.056 --> 00:58:36.391
<i>Dobro pozhalovat'.</i>

1651
00:58:36.433 --> 00:58:39.144
-And namaste.
-(clamoring continues)

1652
00:58:39.185 --> 00:58:41.104
Uh, babies.

1653
00:58:41.146 --> 00:58:42.439
Hey, hey.

1654
00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:43.898
-No more screen time.
-(clamoring stops)

1655
00:58:43.940 --> 00:58:46.276
-(whimpering)
-ARMSTRONG: Listen.

1656
00:58:46.317 --> 00:58:49.571
Believe it or not,
I used to be just like you.

1657
00:58:49.612 --> 00:58:52.198
-(cooing)
-Yes. I even had parents.

1658
00:58:52.240 --> 00:58:55.618
Mine were child psychologists

1659
00:58:55.660 --> 00:58:58.121
who made me part
of an experiment.

1660
00:58:58.163 --> 00:58:59.372
Really?

1661
00:58:59.414 --> 00:59:02.042
They exposed me to 10,000 hours

1662
00:59:02.083 --> 00:59:05.628
-of Mozart, language lessons
and public radio. -Huh. Wow.

1663
00:59:05.670 --> 00:59:07.422
I hate public radio.

1664
00:59:07.464 --> 00:59:10.967
It was at that point I realized
I was smarter than my parents.

1665
00:59:11.009 --> 00:59:14.971
And with my first step,
I ran away from home.

1666
00:59:15.013 --> 00:59:17.223
-(babies moan sadly)
-Why?

1667
00:59:17.265 --> 00:59:19.059
They pushed me around.

1668
00:59:19.100 --> 00:59:21.227
I got told what to do
all the time.

1669
00:59:21.269 --> 00:59:22.395
(crying)

1670
00:59:22.437 --> 00:59:25.440
But a single word
changed my life.

1671
00:59:25.482 --> 00:59:27.067
"No." Say it.

1672
00:59:27.108 --> 00:59:28.401
ALL:
No!

1673
00:59:28.443 --> 00:59:30.403
-Take a nap.
-Nyet!

1674
00:59:30.445 --> 00:59:32.322
-Put on your coat.
<i>-Nein!</i>

1675
00:59:32.364 --> 00:59:34.699
-Eat your vegetables.
<i>-Nahii!</i>

1676
00:59:34.741 --> 00:59:36.993
Are you gonna let grown-ups
push you around?

1677
00:59:37.035 --> 00:59:39.371
No, no! No, no, no!
No, no! No, no, no!

1678
00:59:39.412 --> 00:59:40.747
-Are you?
-Good God, no.

1679
00:59:40.789 --> 00:59:42.082
That's right.

1680
00:59:42.123 --> 00:59:45.085
Why do parents get to be
in charge, anyway?

1681
00:59:45.126 --> 00:59:47.504
They had their chance,
and what did we get?

1682
00:59:47.545 --> 00:59:51.675
Pollution, politics, wars.

1683
00:59:51.716 --> 00:59:54.052
BABIES:
Ooh.

1684
00:59:54.094 --> 00:59:56.096
Not "ooh." "Boo."

1685
00:59:56.137 --> 00:59:57.722
ALL:
Boo!

1686
00:59:57.764 --> 01:00:01.101
The only thing holding us back
is them,

1687
01:00:01.142 --> 01:00:02.769
but not anymore.

1688
01:00:02.811 --> 01:00:06.690
The moment that we've worked
so hard for is almost here.

1689
01:00:06.731 --> 01:00:07.857
-B-Day.
-(babies cheering)

1690
01:00:07.899 --> 01:00:09.109
-B-Day?
-B-Day.

1691
01:00:09.150 --> 01:00:11.236
-I'm this many.
-I'm this many.

1692
01:00:11.277 --> 01:00:13.613
No, no, it's not...
it's not your birthday.

1693
01:00:13.655 --> 01:00:16.491
It's the beginning
of the baby revolution.

1694
01:00:16.533 --> 01:00:18.326
-Yay, yay.
-(babies cheering)

1695
01:00:18.368 --> 01:00:20.995
And there'll be cake.
Cake for everybody.

1696
01:00:21.037 --> 01:00:23.790
BABIES (chanting): Cake! Cake!
Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!

1697
01:00:23.832 --> 01:00:25.417
-No more rules.
-(chanting continues)

1698
01:00:25.458 --> 01:00:27.293
<i>Oh lÃ  lÃ !</i>

1699
01:00:27.335 --> 01:00:29.045
No more parents.

1700
01:00:29.087 --> 01:00:30.296
Uh-oh.

1701
01:00:30.338 --> 01:00:31.464
Pew, pew, pew, pew!

1702
01:00:31.506 --> 01:00:33.967
Sayonara, Mama and Papa!

1703
01:00:34.009 --> 01:00:36.011
-Oh, this is bad.
-(chuckles)

1704
01:00:36.052 --> 01:00:37.929
All right, pep rally's over.

1705
01:00:37.971 --> 01:00:40.348
Your-your parents
are gonna pick you up.

1706
01:00:40.390 --> 01:00:41.433
(crying)

1707
01:00:41.474 --> 01:00:42.976
This is my life's work.

1708
01:00:43.018 --> 01:00:45.937
Oh, yes, 17 long months.

1709
01:00:45.979 --> 01:00:48.565
To... no more parents.
(laughs)

1710
01:00:48.606 --> 01:00:50.233
Mmm. (gargles, slurps)

1711
01:00:50.275 --> 01:00:52.694
Cheers to the revolution.

1712
01:00:53.653 --> 01:00:55.363
-No. Nope. Nope.
-(Tabitha chuckles)

1713
01:00:55.405 --> 01:00:57.240
-No. Oh, that's a keeper.
-TABITHA: Oh, Tina.

1714
01:00:57.282 --> 01:00:59.367
Oh, it's so cute.
What's the app called?

1715
01:00:59.409 --> 01:01:00.827
-It's called QT Snap.
-Oh.

1716
01:01:00.869 --> 01:01:02.787
-Show me how to download that.
-Everyone has it.

1717
01:01:02.829 --> 01:01:04.831
So, Marcos... Lightspeed?

1718
01:01:04.873 --> 01:01:06.458
-Is that what you said?
-Mm-hmm.

1719
01:01:06.499 --> 01:01:08.293
Sounds like a cartoon name.

1720
01:01:08.335 --> 01:01:09.502
(laughing)

1721
01:01:09.544 --> 01:01:11.338
-It really does.
-(laughs awkwardly)

1722
01:01:11.379 --> 01:01:14.299
Well, my parents,
they're a little wacky, so...

1723
01:01:14.341 --> 01:01:15.925
(slurping)

1724
01:01:15.967 --> 01:01:18.678
Huh. It's like I know you
from somewhere.

1725
01:01:18.720 --> 01:01:20.055
I don't think so.

1726
01:01:20.096 --> 01:01:21.723
-That is a keeper, too.
-Hey. Hey.

1727
01:01:21.765 --> 01:01:23.767
-Doesn't he look familiar?
-I don't think I do.

1728
01:01:23.808 --> 01:01:25.226
Yeah, he looks just like Tim.

1729
01:01:25.268 --> 01:01:26.853
Yeah. You look like Tim.

1730
01:01:26.895 --> 01:01:29.064
-(coughs)
-Hmm? -Huh?

1731
01:01:29.105 --> 01:01:30.607
Except Tim didn't wear glasses.

1732
01:01:30.648 --> 01:01:32.776
Oh, that's right.
(scoffs)

1733
01:01:32.817 --> 01:01:35.278
Huh. Well, how about that.

1734
01:01:35.320 --> 01:01:37.864
-(Tina sighs)
-Hey, where is Tim, anyway?

1735
01:01:37.906 --> 01:01:39.699
Tim and Ted are on a trip.

1736
01:01:39.741 --> 01:01:41.910
-TED SR. and JANICE: Together?
-They're bonding.

1737
01:01:41.951 --> 01:01:43.995
-Well, that's about time.
-Yeah.

1738
01:01:44.037 --> 01:01:46.206
I just hope Tim's back
in time for the pageant.

1739
01:01:46.247 --> 01:01:47.707
-(Janice scoffs)
-(Ted Sr. chuckles)

1740
01:01:47.749 --> 01:01:50.669
Uh, why...
why wouldn't he be there?

1741
01:01:50.710 --> 01:01:52.712
-(laughs) Tim Time.
-Tim Time.

1742
01:01:52.754 --> 01:01:53.755
-JANICE: Oh. (chuckles)
-(Carol laughs)

1743
01:01:53.797 --> 01:01:54.881
What's-what's Tim Time?

1744
01:01:54.923 --> 01:01:56.383
-Go ahead.
-Okay.

1745
01:01:56.424 --> 01:02:00.345
Well, Marcos, Tim Time
is like a black hole

1746
01:02:00.387 --> 01:02:04.808
where things like reality
and being on time get lost.

1747
01:02:04.849 --> 01:02:06.267
-(Tabitha laughs)
-Oh.

1748
01:02:06.309 --> 01:02:09.062
Tabitha's father has
a very active imagination.

1749
01:02:09.104 --> 01:02:10.814
Which is a good thing.

1750
01:02:10.855 --> 01:02:12.524
Yeah, that's a...
I'd say that's a good thing.

1751
01:02:12.565 --> 01:02:15.902
Oh, remember when he said our
boss was trying to kidnap us?

1752
01:02:15.944 --> 01:02:17.445
-He did?
-(laughter)

1753
01:02:17.487 --> 01:02:20.031
TED SR.: Or that his baby
brother could walk and talk

1754
01:02:20.073 --> 01:02:21.700
but only when
we weren't looking.

1755
01:02:21.741 --> 01:02:23.034
(laughter)

1756
01:02:23.076 --> 01:02:24.953
<i>("William Tell</i>Overture"
playing)

1757
01:02:24.994 --> 01:02:27.831
(chuckling):
Wow. Turn around.

1758
01:02:29.374 --> 01:02:31.042
TABITHA:
That's so Dad.

1759
01:02:31.084 --> 01:02:33.753
You know, Ted was
quite a handful himself.

1760
01:02:33.795 --> 01:02:36.089
-Oh, he could be very...
-TED SR.: Uptight.

1761
01:02:36.131 --> 01:02:37.882
JANICE:
Mm. Yes. High-strung.

1762
01:02:37.924 --> 01:02:40.301
Oh. Remember the time
he sued us?

1763
01:02:40.343 --> 01:02:43.054
-(laughter)
-JANICE: Teenagers. Ugh.

1764
01:02:43.096 --> 01:02:45.306
He really looked up
to his big brother, though.

1765
01:02:45.348 --> 01:02:47.475
-BOTH: He did?
-JANICE: Oh, yeah.

1766
01:02:47.517 --> 01:02:49.310
He wouldn't leave him alone.

1767
01:02:49.352 --> 01:02:50.937
Everything Tim did,
Teddy wanted to do.

1768
01:02:50.979 --> 01:02:52.480
-TABITHA: Really?
-Yeah.

1769
01:02:52.522 --> 01:02:54.607
-Tagalong Teddy, we called him.
-(Tabitha chuckles)

1770
01:02:54.649 --> 01:02:56.776
-JANICE: Well, not to his face.
-TED SR.: No, no.

1771
01:02:56.818 --> 01:02:59.029
Not to his face.
He was very litigious.

1772
01:02:59.070 --> 01:03:01.281
But you know what?
Your dad didn't mind.

1773
01:03:01.322 --> 01:03:03.324
He was so proud
of his little brother.

1774
01:03:03.366 --> 01:03:05.160
-Oh, yeah.
-He loved showing him off.

1775
01:03:05.201 --> 01:03:07.871
TED SR.: Those guys did
everything together.

1776
01:03:07.912 --> 01:03:09.956
JANICE:
They were best friends.

1777
01:03:09.998 --> 01:03:11.708
-Just like you and me.
-(Tina giggling)

1778
01:03:11.750 --> 01:03:13.460
Right, Tina?

1779
01:03:13.501 --> 01:03:14.794
Best friends forever.

1780
01:03:14.836 --> 01:03:16.129
-Tickle monster!
-(Carol chuckles)

1781
01:03:16.171 --> 01:03:18.298
CAROL:
That's so sweet.

1782
01:03:26.014 --> 01:03:27.474
TABITHA:
And this is my closet.

1783
01:03:27.515 --> 01:03:29.309
-TIM: Oh, cool closet.
-And this is my bed.

1784
01:03:29.351 --> 01:03:31.269
-And this is my fish.
-(tapping)

1785
01:03:31.311 --> 01:03:35.023
-Hey, want to see something
really, really cool? -Sure.

1786
01:03:36.024 --> 01:03:37.984
I made this vocalizer
for Dr. Hawking.

1787
01:03:38.026 --> 01:03:39.778
Hey, my old...

1788
01:03:39.819 --> 01:03:41.738
-What did you do?!
-Check this out.

1789
01:03:41.780 --> 01:03:43.907
Say hello, Dr. Hawking.

1790
01:03:44.824 --> 01:03:46.826
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Hell-l-l-l-l...

1791
01:03:46.868 --> 01:03:50.497
(grunts)
Um, he has performance anxiety.

1792
01:03:50.538 --> 01:03:51.915
Mm-hmm. Yep.

1793
01:03:51.956 --> 01:03:53.583
Oh, this is Lamb Lamb.

1794
01:03:53.625 --> 01:03:55.126
Hey, Lamb Lamb.

1795
01:03:55.168 --> 01:03:57.837
That's my galaxy model
right up there on my shelf.

1796
01:03:57.879 --> 01:04:00.048
My scientist of the week award.

1797
01:04:00.090 --> 01:04:01.925
-Wow.
-My geode rock collection.

1798
01:04:01.966 --> 01:04:03.510
And my telescope.

1799
01:04:03.551 --> 01:04:04.678
Sweet.

1800
01:04:04.719 --> 01:04:07.013
-Hey, cool guitar.
-Yeah.

1801
01:04:07.055 --> 01:04:08.056
That's my dad's.

1802
01:04:08.098 --> 01:04:09.933
Cool dad. (grunts)

1803
01:04:09.974 --> 01:04:11.226
Are you okay?

1804
01:04:11.267 --> 01:04:13.520
Yeah, I'm a lot taller
in my mind.

1805
01:04:13.561 --> 01:04:16.731
Hey, if you want,
I can help you with your song.

1806
01:04:16.773 --> 01:04:19.025
No, you can't.

1807
01:04:19.067 --> 01:04:20.694
-Your ears will bleed.
-Oh, please.

1808
01:04:20.735 --> 01:04:22.362
It'll be fun.

1809
01:04:22.404 --> 01:04:24.948
How about this one?
It's a classic.

1810
01:04:24.989 --> 01:04:27.033
(sighs)
Do we have to?

1811
01:04:27.075 --> 01:04:29.369
Come on. Let's try.

1812
01:04:30.370 --> 01:04:32.122
Okay.

1813
01:04:33.164 --> 01:04:34.749
It's not gonna be good, though.

1814
01:04:34.791 --> 01:04:35.917
No judgment.

1815
01:04:35.959 --> 01:04:37.460
We're just having fun.

1816
01:04:37.502 --> 01:04:39.587
(playing gentle melody)

1817
01:04:42.424 --> 01:04:46.469
(off-key):
* There's no place like home *

1818
01:04:46.511 --> 01:04:48.638
* For the holidays *

1819
01:04:48.680 --> 01:04:50.598
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Please stop.

1820
01:04:50.640 --> 01:04:54.227
-No, stop. Aah...!
-* 'Cause no matter *

1821
01:04:54.269 --> 01:04:56.896
* How far away you roam... *

1822
01:04:56.938 --> 01:04:58.314
(stops playing)

1823
01:04:58.356 --> 01:05:00.066
Good... try.

1824
01:05:00.108 --> 01:05:02.736
Ugh! I just get so nervous.

1825
01:05:02.777 --> 01:05:04.738
(chuckles):
That's okay.

1826
01:05:04.779 --> 01:05:07.240
Listen, all you got to do

1827
01:05:07.282 --> 01:05:10.243
is imagine that
you're inside the song.

1828
01:05:10.285 --> 01:05:14.080
Everything in the lyrics
is actually happening to you.

1829
01:05:14.122 --> 01:05:17.250
And you can see the notes.

1830
01:05:17.292 --> 01:05:20.211
(playing "If You Want
to Sing Out, Sing Out")

1831
01:05:22.130 --> 01:05:25.800
TIM: * Well, if you want
to sing out, sing out *

1832
01:05:25.842 --> 01:05:29.387
* And if you want
to be free, be free *

1833
01:05:29.429 --> 01:05:32.766
-Wow. Whoa! -* 'Cause there's
a million things to be *

1834
01:05:32.807 --> 01:05:35.435
-* You know that there are *
-Whoa. Marcos, wait up.

1835
01:05:35.477 --> 01:05:37.187
-Come on.
-(grunts)

1836
01:05:37.228 --> 01:05:39.439
-* And if you want to sing
high, sing high * -(whimpering)

1837
01:05:39.481 --> 01:05:41.441
-That's a little too high.
-* And if you want *

1838
01:05:41.483 --> 01:05:43.443
-* To sing low, sing low *
-Whoa.

1839
01:05:43.485 --> 01:05:45.111
I got you.

1840
01:05:45.153 --> 01:05:47.364
-* 'Cause there's a million
ways to go * -(gasps)

1841
01:05:47.405 --> 01:05:49.115
* You know that there are *

1842
01:05:49.157 --> 01:05:50.533
OMG, that's a lot.

1843
01:05:50.575 --> 01:05:51.659
(screams)

1844
01:05:51.701 --> 01:05:54.496
* Uh-huh, it's easy *

1845
01:05:54.537 --> 01:05:56.998
-* Uh-huh *
-(screams, laughs)

1846
01:05:57.040 --> 01:05:59.626
* You only need to try *

1847
01:05:59.668 --> 01:06:01.419
(screams, laughs)

1848
01:06:01.461 --> 01:06:03.338
(yelling)

1849
01:06:03.380 --> 01:06:05.548
* You can sing what you want *

1850
01:06:05.590 --> 01:06:07.175
Whoo! Yeah, this is fun!

1851
01:06:07.217 --> 01:06:10.387
-* The opportunity's yours *
-(whooping)

1852
01:06:10.428 --> 01:06:13.473
* And if you do it your way *

1853
01:06:13.515 --> 01:06:14.808
Whoa.

1854
01:06:14.849 --> 01:06:17.143
* You can do it today *

1855
01:06:17.185 --> 01:06:20.021
Marcos, wait. Where are you?

1856
01:06:20.063 --> 01:06:21.648
Come on. You can do it.

1857
01:06:21.690 --> 01:06:24.526
-I can't. I can't.
-(audience cheering)

1858
01:06:24.567 --> 01:06:27.153
* *

1859
01:06:27.195 --> 01:06:28.321
(gasps softly)

1860
01:06:28.363 --> 01:06:30.156
(audience murmuring quietly)

1861
01:06:30.198 --> 01:06:32.450
(panting nervously)

1862
01:06:33.702 --> 01:06:36.996
-Now go for it.
-(audience chattering)

1863
01:06:37.038 --> 01:06:38.832
-* Ah-ah-ah *
-(chatter stops)

1864
01:06:38.873 --> 01:06:41.084
* *

1865
01:06:41.126 --> 01:06:43.628
Whoa. (chuckles)

1866
01:06:46.381 --> 01:06:47.549
Hey.

1867
01:06:47.590 --> 01:06:49.634
* It's easy *

1868
01:06:49.676 --> 01:06:51.052
* Ah-ah-ah *

1869
01:06:51.094 --> 01:06:54.681
* You only need to try *

1870
01:06:54.723 --> 01:06:56.433
TABITHA:
All right. My turn.

1871
01:06:56.474 --> 01:06:58.393
TIM:
Here we go. It's all you.

1872
01:06:58.435 --> 01:07:01.354
* Well, if I want
to sing out, sing out *

1873
01:07:01.396 --> 01:07:03.064
-* Sing out *
-Yes, let it out.

1874
01:07:03.106 --> 01:07:04.983
* And if I want
to be free, be free *

1875
01:07:05.025 --> 01:07:06.359
* Be free *

1876
01:07:06.401 --> 01:07:08.570
* 'Cause there's
a million things to be *

1877
01:07:08.611 --> 01:07:10.947
* I know that there are,
I know that there are *

1878
01:07:10.989 --> 01:07:13.408
-* I know that there are *
-* You know that there are *

1879
01:07:13.450 --> 01:07:16.369
-* I know that there are... *
-* You know that there are... *

1880
01:07:16.411 --> 01:07:19.956
-* I know that there are *
-* You know that there are *

1881
01:07:19.998 --> 01:07:24.085
* I know that there are. *

1882
01:07:27.756 --> 01:07:30.133
Wow. That was so great.

1883
01:07:30.175 --> 01:07:31.676
No, you were so great.

1884
01:07:31.718 --> 01:07:32.844
Thanks, Marcos.

1885
01:07:32.886 --> 01:07:34.262
-(camera clicks)
-What?

1886
01:07:34.304 --> 01:07:35.722
-Oh, that's a keeper.
-Oh, they can see us.

1887
01:07:35.764 --> 01:07:36.931
-They can see us.
-Aw.

1888
01:07:36.973 --> 01:07:38.224
Guys, come on.

1889
01:07:38.266 --> 01:07:40.393
Stop. No, do it. Do it.

1890
01:07:40.435 --> 01:07:42.354
(chuckling):
Oh, no.

1891
01:07:42.395 --> 01:07:44.647
Parents, right? (chuckles)

1892
01:07:44.689 --> 01:07:46.900
-Bye, Templeton family!
-CAROL: Bye-bye.

1893
01:07:46.941 --> 01:07:48.568
-Bye, Marcos.
-Lightspeed.

1894
01:07:48.610 --> 01:07:49.611
Weird kid.

1895
01:07:49.652 --> 01:07:51.321
JANICE:
Yeah, I don't like him.

1896
01:07:51.363 --> 01:07:53.698
(guitar playing softly)

1897
01:07:53.740 --> 01:07:56.326
* Catch my eye *

1898
01:07:57.118 --> 01:07:59.788
* Take my hand *

1899
01:08:00.622 --> 01:08:02.290
* This bond is tighter
than we *

1900
01:08:02.332 --> 01:08:04.000
You go get 'em, Tabitha.

1901
01:08:04.042 --> 01:08:06.169
* Ever planned *

1902
01:08:06.211 --> 01:08:09.047
* Give me courage *

1903
01:08:09.089 --> 01:08:10.674
* So I can land... *

1904
01:08:10.715 --> 01:08:12.258
TINA: <i>Pick up, pick up,</i>
<i>pick up, pick up,</i>

1905
01:08:12.300 --> 01:08:13.760
pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up, pick up,

1906
01:08:13.802 --> 01:08:15.929
pick up, pick up, pick up,
pick up. Choo-choo!

1907
01:08:15.970 --> 01:08:18.264
Don't they understand
it's the fate of the world?

1908
01:08:18.306 --> 01:08:20.350
I've been on hold forever!

1909
01:08:20.392 --> 01:08:22.435
CHILD: All operators
are currently napping.

1910
01:08:22.477 --> 01:08:24.979
I've been on hold so long
I got a tooth growing in.

1911
01:08:25.021 --> 01:08:27.440
Back in my day, we wrote memos.

1912
01:08:27.482 --> 01:08:29.067
That's cute and old-timey.

1913
01:08:29.109 --> 01:08:30.402
(scoffs)

1914
01:08:30.443 --> 01:08:32.445
TED:
I weep for the future.

1915
01:08:32.487 --> 01:08:34.948
Do you want to talk about your
feelings now while I'm on hold?

1916
01:08:34.989 --> 01:08:36.116
I can give you 20 minutes.

1917
01:08:36.157 --> 01:08:37.409
No.

1918
01:08:37.450 --> 01:08:39.035
Let's get to the nut,
the nugget.

1919
01:08:39.077 --> 01:08:40.537
What are you afraid of?

1920
01:08:40.578 --> 01:08:42.997
Sharks, getting shot
in the head with an arrow,

1921
01:08:43.039 --> 01:08:44.416
and... the IRS.

1922
01:08:44.457 --> 01:08:45.959
-That's it.
-There you go.

1923
01:08:46.001 --> 01:08:47.460
Was that so hard?
Baby steps.

1924
01:08:47.502 --> 01:08:49.462
Now, what about being lonely?

1925
01:08:49.504 --> 01:08:51.339
-I'm not lonely.
-Mm-hmm.

1926
01:08:51.381 --> 01:08:53.800
I'm just... alone.

1927
01:08:53.842 --> 01:08:55.301
There's a difference.

1928
01:08:55.343 --> 01:08:56.970
-I think it's time
you read your file. -(gasps)

1929
01:08:57.012 --> 01:08:58.596
-Ah-ah-ah-ah.
-Just give me.

1930
01:08:58.638 --> 01:09:00.015
Whoa. This is it?

1931
01:09:00.056 --> 01:09:02.517
It's so thin.

1932
01:09:02.559 --> 01:09:04.394
YOUNG TIM:
<i>Dear Boss Baby,</i>

1933
01:09:04.436 --> 01:09:06.021
<i>I promise you this:</i>

1934
01:09:06.062 --> 01:09:08.732
<i>Every morning when</i>
<i>you wake up, I will be there.</i>

1935
01:09:08.773 --> 01:09:11.484
<i>Every night at dinner,</i>
<i>I will be there.</i>

1936
01:09:11.526 --> 01:09:13.903
<i>Every birthday party,</i>
<i>every Christmas morning,</i>

1937
01:09:13.945 --> 01:09:15.405
<i>I will be there.</i>

1938
01:09:15.447 --> 01:09:18.825
<i>Year after year after year.</i>

1939
01:09:18.867 --> 01:09:23.788
<i>And you and I</i>
<i>will always be brothers.</i>

1940
01:09:23.830 --> 01:09:25.707
<i>Always.</i>

1941
01:09:25.749 --> 01:09:28.501
Makes me want to make
a sad face.

1942
01:09:28.543 --> 01:09:30.754
(toy train whistle blows)

1943
01:09:33.256 --> 01:09:35.508
We were just kids.

1944
01:09:35.550 --> 01:09:38.094
We didn't know anything
about the real world.

1945
01:09:38.136 --> 01:09:40.638
And eventually,
you have to grow up.

1946
01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:42.891
Just because you grow up,
it doesn't mean

1947
01:09:42.932 --> 01:09:44.434
you have to grow apart.

1948
01:09:44.476 --> 01:09:47.103
I don't know.
Maybe it's already too late.

1949
01:09:47.145 --> 01:09:49.105
TIM (grunting):
Hey.

1950
01:09:49.147 --> 01:09:50.357
Sorry I'm late.

1951
01:09:50.398 --> 01:09:51.941
TINA:
Daddy!

1952
01:09:51.983 --> 01:09:53.151
Daddy, Daddy.

1953
01:09:53.193 --> 01:09:54.402
What's going on?

1954
01:09:54.444 --> 01:09:55.904
Uncle Ted really misses you.

1955
01:09:55.945 --> 01:09:58.281
-Isn't that nice?
-(toy train whistle blows)

1956
01:10:01.076 --> 01:10:03.870
So, hey, uh, what you doing?

1957
01:10:03.912 --> 01:10:05.330
Oh, I was, uh...

1958
01:10:05.372 --> 01:10:08.583
I don't know,
I was just working on this.

1959
01:10:08.625 --> 01:10:10.418
(gasps)

1960
01:10:12.837 --> 01:10:15.632
Look, I'm sorry about
what I said at recess.

1961
01:10:15.674 --> 01:10:18.259
What happens on the playground
stays on the playground.

1962
01:10:18.301 --> 01:10:20.178
I was just worried
about Tabitha, you know?

1963
01:10:20.220 --> 01:10:21.554
She's your daughter. I get it.

1964
01:10:21.596 --> 01:10:23.264
This whole time,
I was thinking about

1965
01:10:23.306 --> 01:10:25.642
what I wanted
and not what she needed.

1966
01:10:25.684 --> 01:10:27.811
I think I finally got this
parenting thing figured out.

1967
01:10:27.852 --> 01:10:28.978
Gold star for you, Daddy.

1968
01:10:29.020 --> 01:10:30.647
-Keep it up, Pops.
-Yeah, well, about that.

1969
01:10:30.689 --> 01:10:33.775
Armstrong wants to get rid
of parents somehow.

1970
01:10:33.817 --> 01:10:36.111
-Sorry, what? -He's planning
a baby revolution.

1971
01:10:36.152 --> 01:10:37.654
Ugh, come on.

1972
01:10:37.696 --> 01:10:39.906
Just when I got good
at this whole parenting thing.

1973
01:10:39.948 --> 01:10:41.408
We got to stop him.

1974
01:10:41.449 --> 01:10:42.992
-Not we.
-You?

1975
01:10:43.034 --> 01:10:44.369
Neither one of us.

1976
01:10:44.411 --> 01:10:46.037
-BabyCorp is taking it
from here. -Ah.

1977
01:10:46.079 --> 01:10:48.206
So, what, they're gonna send in
the Baby SEALS or something?

1978
01:10:48.248 --> 01:10:49.749
-Looks like it.
-So you'll, um...

1979
01:10:49.791 --> 01:10:52.127
you'll be headed back
to your office.

1980
01:10:52.168 --> 01:10:54.421
TED: Uh, yeah.
Well, keep in touch, Tim.

1981
01:10:54.462 --> 01:10:56.256
Hello? BabyCorp?

1982
01:10:56.297 --> 01:10:58.258
Thank goodness, BabyCorp.
Well, BabyCo...

1983
01:10:58.299 --> 01:11:00.510
(stammering):
Wha-What? What are you saying,

1984
01:11:00.552 --> 01:11:02.512
there's not enough evidence,
BabyCorp? I...

1985
01:11:02.554 --> 01:11:04.347
-Uh-oh. -So you're not
gonna do anything?

1986
01:11:04.389 --> 01:11:05.765
But, BabyCorp, I...

1987
01:11:05.807 --> 01:11:07.475
Ugh. Well, then
we'll take care of it.

1988
01:11:07.517 --> 01:11:09.269
You know what, BabyCorp?

1989
01:11:09.310 --> 01:11:10.687
I quit!

1990
01:11:10.729 --> 01:11:12.814
What a bunch of
diaper sniffers. (grunts)

1991
01:11:12.856 --> 01:11:14.566
(whistle blows,
train powers down)

1992
01:11:14.607 --> 01:11:16.776
Looks like we have to stop
Armstrong ourselves.

1993
01:11:16.818 --> 01:11:19.362
We're going rogue.
I like it.

1994
01:11:19.404 --> 01:11:21.031
-So the mission's back on?
-Yeah.

1995
01:11:21.072 --> 01:11:23.825
If you two can put up with
each other a little longer.

1996
01:11:23.867 --> 01:11:27.120
I suppose I can live with that.
Tim?

1997
01:11:27.162 --> 01:11:28.121
I think that's doable.

1998
01:11:28.163 --> 01:11:29.122
Yay!

1999
01:11:29.164 --> 01:11:30.582
Forced together again.

2000
01:11:30.623 --> 01:11:33.376
WIZZIE:
It's 8:45 p.m.

2001
01:11:33.418 --> 01:11:35.462
TED:
Okay. Our clock is ticking.

2002
01:11:35.503 --> 01:11:38.590
We have to stop Armstrong
before the formula wears off.

2003
01:11:38.631 --> 01:11:42.010
Working as a team,
we will strike at the pageant.

2004
01:11:42.052 --> 01:11:43.303
Go, Tina.

2005
01:11:43.345 --> 01:11:45.638
Now, this top secret
document...

2006
01:11:45.680 --> 01:11:47.140
Sweetie, it's the program.

2007
01:11:47.182 --> 01:11:49.476
This top secret program reveals

2008
01:11:49.517 --> 01:11:52.479
that Armstrong is scheduled
to address the audience,

2009
01:11:52.520 --> 01:11:55.565
which he will do right here
at the very end.

2010
01:11:55.607 --> 01:11:58.193
We need someone backstage.
Tim, that's you.

2011
01:11:58.234 --> 01:12:00.862
How am I gonna get backstage
if I'm not in the pageant?

2012
01:12:00.904 --> 01:12:02.739
TED: My people will
take care of that.

2013
01:12:02.781 --> 01:12:03.573
(toy squeaks)

2014
01:12:03.615 --> 01:12:04.991
-Ah!
-Thank you.

2015
01:12:05.033 --> 01:12:06.159
-(chuckles)
-Thank you.

2016
01:12:06.201 --> 01:12:07.243
-No!
-Great.

2017
01:12:07.285 --> 01:12:09.329
-And... go.
-(laughing)

2018
01:12:09.371 --> 01:12:10.789
Glue.

2019
01:12:10.830 --> 01:12:12.665
(screams)

2020
01:12:12.707 --> 01:12:15.001
ROBOT VOICE:
There, there. All better.

2021
01:12:15.043 --> 01:12:16.628
Awesome.

2022
01:12:16.670 --> 01:12:20.090
Now, I'll be your eyes
and your ears in the audience.

2023
01:12:20.131 --> 01:12:22.008
I can't let Mommy see me talk,

2024
01:12:22.050 --> 01:12:23.927
or she's gonna start
squealing and hugging me,

2025
01:12:23.968 --> 01:12:25.679
but these little doodads
will let you

2026
01:12:25.720 --> 01:12:27.514
understand my baby talk.

2027
01:12:27.555 --> 01:12:29.182
It's called a GAGA device.

2028
01:12:29.224 --> 01:12:30.558
-Aw, that's cute.
-Check it out.

2029
01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:31.851
(speaks gibberish)

2030
01:12:31.893 --> 01:12:33.103
(over GAGA):
Can you hear me, Daddy?

2031
01:12:33.144 --> 01:12:34.354
Also cute.

2032
01:12:34.396 --> 01:12:36.439
Meanwhile,
with my new purple status,

2033
01:12:36.481 --> 01:12:38.483
<i>I can stay close to Armstrong.</i>

2034
01:12:38.525 --> 01:12:40.527
Um, that's-that's an eyebrow.

2035
01:12:40.568 --> 01:12:42.529
-Oh. Sorry.
-Uh, no, that's, uh...

2036
01:12:42.570 --> 01:12:44.280
TED:
<i>When the moment is right,</i>

2037
01:12:44.322 --> 01:12:45.907
<i>I'll implant a device.</i>

2038
01:12:45.949 --> 01:12:47.409
-Got it.
-Got what?

2039
01:12:47.450 --> 01:12:48.618
I mean, you've got this.

2040
01:12:48.660 --> 01:12:50.662
Go get 'em, tiger.
(chuckles)

2041
01:12:50.704 --> 01:12:52.622
-Oh, thank you, parents.
-(applause)

2042
01:12:52.664 --> 01:12:54.040
Thank you. There's the...

2043
01:12:54.082 --> 01:12:56.042
There's the old enthusiasm
I like to see.

2044
01:12:56.084 --> 01:12:58.420
TINA: <i>This will</i>
<i>allow me to control his suit.</i>

2045
01:12:58.461 --> 01:13:01.881
<i>I can make Muttonchops</i>
<i>do whatever I want.</i>

2046
01:13:01.923 --> 01:13:03.758
(babbling)

2047
01:13:03.800 --> 01:13:06.177
TINA:
<i>I can make him dance.</i>

2048
01:13:06.219 --> 01:13:07.887
<i>I can make him prance.</i>

2049
01:13:07.929 --> 01:13:09.723
-Hey, no, no, no, no.
<i>-Including exposing himself</i>

2050
01:13:09.764 --> 01:13:11.558
<i>-to the audience.</i>
-(audience gasps)

2051
01:13:11.599 --> 01:13:14.352
-(screams) <i>-Every parent</i>
<i>will pull out their phone.</i>

2052
01:13:14.394 --> 01:13:16.730
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me!

2053
01:13:16.771 --> 01:13:19.357
The photos will spread
like a diaper rash.

2054
01:13:19.399 --> 01:13:21.234
Cut to our pizza party.

2055
01:13:21.276 --> 01:13:23.194
Boom! Bam! Poo! Poof!

2056
01:13:23.236 --> 01:13:24.404
Questions?

2057
01:13:24.446 --> 01:13:25.613
After Tabitha sings
her solo, right?

2058
01:13:25.655 --> 01:13:27.115
After Tabitha sings.

2059
01:13:27.157 --> 01:13:30.785
Now we just sit back, relax
and enjoy the show.

2060
01:13:32.037 --> 01:13:33.580
(fanfare playing)

2061
01:13:33.621 --> 01:13:36.082
ARMSTRONG: Welcome, parents,
to our holiday pageant.

2062
01:13:36.124 --> 01:13:39.586
Remember, flash photography
in the auditorium

2063
01:13:39.627 --> 01:13:42.255
is absolutely okay.

2064
01:13:42.297 --> 01:13:45.050
Take a picture. Show your kids
that you love 'em.

2065
01:13:45.091 --> 01:13:46.593
Yippee!

2066
01:13:46.634 --> 01:13:47.969
Come on, Tim.

2067
01:13:48.011 --> 01:13:50.263
-You promised you'd be here.
-(man groans)

2068
01:13:50.305 --> 01:13:51.765
Oh, sorry. This seat is taken.

2069
01:13:51.806 --> 01:13:53.725
-Yep. Sorry.
-Oh, no. (mutters)

2070
01:13:53.767 --> 01:13:55.977
-So sorry. I... Sorry.
-(man grunts, mutters)

2071
01:13:56.019 --> 01:13:58.104
-Sorry! I am so sorry.
-(speaking gibberish)

2072
01:13:58.146 --> 01:14:00.440
(over GAGA): Uncle Teddy,
are you in position?

2073
01:14:00.482 --> 01:14:01.816
The baby's in the cradle.

2074
01:14:01.858 --> 01:14:04.486
-The baby's in the cradle.
-Mmm. (slurping)

2075
01:14:04.527 --> 01:14:06.112
(speaking gibberish)

2076
01:14:06.154 --> 01:14:08.114
(over GAGA):
Papa Bear, can you read me?

2077
01:14:08.156 --> 01:14:09.741
The flake has landed.

2078
01:14:09.783 --> 01:14:11.826
Places! Places, everybody!

2079
01:14:11.868 --> 01:14:13.203
-Here we go. Here we go.
-Oh, my gosh.

2080
01:14:13.244 --> 01:14:15.121
-It's starting. It's starting.
-(sighs) Finally.

2081
01:14:15.163 --> 01:14:16.706
It's starting. It's starting.

2082
01:14:16.748 --> 01:14:17.999
Yay!

2083
01:14:18.041 --> 01:14:20.126
-You're a big pageant guy, huh?
-No, no, no.

2084
01:14:20.168 --> 01:14:22.671
I'm not talking about the show.
I'm talking about B-Day.

2085
01:14:23.505 --> 01:14:24.881
B-Day?

2086
01:14:24.923 --> 01:14:27.258
Oh, yeah. It's already
in the parents' phones.

2087
01:14:27.300 --> 01:14:29.010
(coughs)

2088
01:14:29.052 --> 01:14:30.804
I taught babies to code.

2089
01:14:30.845 --> 01:14:33.515
TED:
Apps. They're writing apps.

2090
01:14:33.556 --> 01:14:35.725
But my next app...

2091
01:14:35.767 --> 01:14:39.312
ooh, it's gonna change
the world forever.

2092
01:14:39.354 --> 01:14:43.983
QT Snap is the app that's going
to change the world forever?

2093
01:14:44.025 --> 01:14:46.986
Forever starts today.
(chuckles)

2094
01:14:47.028 --> 01:14:49.030
Uh, cool. (gasps)

2095
01:14:49.072 --> 01:14:51.449
(audience gasping)

2096
01:14:51.491 --> 01:14:54.119
* *

2097
01:14:54.160 --> 01:14:55.662
AUDIENCE:
Aw.

2098
01:14:55.704 --> 01:14:57.205
-KIDS: * It's wintertime *
-(Tim mumbling)

2099
01:14:57.247 --> 01:14:58.832
* It's the best time of year *

2100
01:14:58.873 --> 01:15:00.750
* But due to ice caps melting *

2101
01:15:00.792 --> 01:15:02.836
* Global warming's here *

2102
01:15:02.877 --> 01:15:04.671
* It feels like summer *

2103
01:15:04.713 --> 01:15:06.673
* The snow has disappeared *

2104
01:15:06.715 --> 01:15:08.341
* It's all our parents' fault *

2105
01:15:08.383 --> 01:15:11.261
-* So we're all doomed *
-TIM: * All, uh... *

2106
01:15:11.302 --> 01:15:12.721
* Doomed. *

2107
01:15:12.762 --> 01:15:14.347
This is kind of dark.

2108
01:15:14.389 --> 01:15:15.682
Did the kids just say
we're doomed?

2109
01:15:15.724 --> 01:15:17.684
What the heck are we watching?

2110
01:15:17.726 --> 01:15:19.769
-(camera clicks)
-(yelps)

2111
01:15:19.811 --> 01:15:21.521
Their brains are
turning to mush.

2112
01:15:21.563 --> 01:15:23.064
Months of hypnotic research
embedded

2113
01:15:23.106 --> 01:15:25.900
in the most user-friendly
photo app ever made.

2114
01:15:25.942 --> 01:15:27.527
Ooh.

2115
01:15:27.569 --> 01:15:29.612
Now all we need to do
is sit back, relax

2116
01:15:29.654 --> 01:15:31.364
and enjoy the show.

2117
01:15:31.406 --> 01:15:32.741
-WOMAN: Hey!
-Right.

2118
01:15:32.782 --> 01:15:34.909
(chuckles) I'll be right back.
We're, uh...

2119
01:15:34.951 --> 01:15:36.578
-WOMAN: Hey!
-...out of Dundle Floofers.

2120
01:15:36.619 --> 01:15:37.954
-(chuckles)
-Mmm.

2121
01:15:37.996 --> 01:15:39.539
(chuckling)

2122
01:15:39.581 --> 01:15:41.041
KIDS:
Diwali!

2123
01:15:41.082 --> 01:15:42.917
(traditional Hindu music
playing)

2124
01:15:42.959 --> 01:15:44.544
Las Posadas!

2125
01:15:44.586 --> 01:15:46.880
(mariachi music playing)

2126
01:15:46.921 --> 01:15:49.049
-Agnostic!
-(music stops)

2127
01:15:50.258 --> 01:15:52.594
-And Hanukkah!
-(screams)

2128
01:15:52.635 --> 01:15:53.928
Your son is so talented.

2129
01:15:53.970 --> 01:15:56.222
-Oh, so is yours.
-Liars.

2130
01:15:56.264 --> 01:15:58.725
Tina, come in.
B-Day is happening now.

2131
01:15:58.767 --> 01:16:00.268
It's all in the phones.

2132
01:16:00.310 --> 01:16:03.271
Armstrong is using an app
to brainwash the parents.

2133
01:16:03.313 --> 01:16:05.315
-(gasps)
-(over GAGA): Gasp.

2134
01:16:05.357 --> 01:16:07.567
-TED: We have to stop the show.
-(speaking gibberish)

2135
01:16:07.609 --> 01:16:09.152
(over GAGA):
Okay, okay. Uh, there's a...

2136
01:16:09.194 --> 01:16:11.696
there's a big old
no-touchy switch backstage.

2137
01:16:11.738 --> 01:16:13.073
(speaking gibberish)

2138
01:16:13.114 --> 01:16:14.741
(over GAGA): Daddy,
we have to pull the plug.

2139
01:16:14.783 --> 01:16:16.993
Daddy, come in.
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,

2140
01:16:17.035 --> 01:16:18.411
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.

2141
01:16:18.453 --> 01:16:20.372
Ugh. He's not responding.

2142
01:16:20.413 --> 01:16:21.706
(panting):
Of course not.

2143
01:16:21.748 --> 01:16:23.875
-I'll do it myself.
-Stop!

2144
01:16:23.917 --> 01:16:26.753
-(grunts)
-Theater kids only.

2145
01:16:26.795 --> 01:16:29.089
Oh, come on, nativity!

2146
01:16:29.130 --> 01:16:30.465
Look holier!

2147
01:16:30.507 --> 01:16:31.925
(angelic choir vocalizing)

2148
01:16:31.966 --> 01:16:33.510
(gasps)

2149
01:16:33.551 --> 01:16:35.929
TIM:
Hey, Tabitha.

2150
01:16:35.970 --> 01:16:37.847
(chuckling):
Don't you worry, okay?

2151
01:16:37.889 --> 01:16:39.766
You're gonna be great.

2152
01:16:39.808 --> 01:16:42.060
Thanks, Marcos.
And thanks for all your help.

2153
01:16:42.102 --> 01:16:43.186
Anytime.

2154
01:16:43.228 --> 01:16:45.271
I feel like you really
understand me.

2155
01:16:45.313 --> 01:16:46.940
I'm so excited.

2156
01:16:46.981 --> 01:16:50.735
I can't wait to see the look
on my dad's face when I sing.

2157
01:16:51.695 --> 01:16:53.613
MEGHAN:
Hey! You're on, Templeton!

2158
01:16:53.655 --> 01:16:54.948
Wish me luck.

2159
01:16:54.989 --> 01:16:56.366
MEGHAN:
And break a leg.

2160
01:16:56.408 --> 01:16:57.909
Or two, for that matter.
(laughs)

2161
01:16:57.951 --> 01:17:01.538
KIDS:
* We're in this together *

2162
01:17:01.579 --> 01:17:04.124
* We live in harmony... *

2163
01:17:04.165 --> 01:17:05.375
TED:
Psst.

2164
01:17:06.334 --> 01:17:07.460
Tim!

2165
01:17:07.502 --> 01:17:08.712
Is that the baby Jesus?

2166
01:17:08.753 --> 01:17:10.005
(gasps)

2167
01:17:10.046 --> 01:17:11.256
(screams)

2168
01:17:11.297 --> 01:17:12.966
(laughing)

2169
01:17:13.008 --> 01:17:14.217
* *

2170
01:17:14.259 --> 01:17:17.804
* We have to shut down
the pageant. *

2171
01:17:17.846 --> 01:17:19.723
-Yeah!
-What? No. Why?

2172
01:17:19.764 --> 01:17:22.142
Armstrong's turning
the parents into zombies

2173
01:17:22.183 --> 01:17:23.852
so they'll do
whatever he wants.

2174
01:17:23.893 --> 01:17:25.979
What? What are you doing? No!

2175
01:17:26.021 --> 01:17:27.397
-(grunts)
-(chair crashes)

2176
01:17:27.439 --> 01:17:28.773
Tabitha's on next.

2177
01:17:28.815 --> 01:17:30.775
TED: You'd risk
the future of the world

2178
01:17:30.817 --> 01:17:32.819
-to see your daughter sing?
-Yes!

2179
01:17:32.861 --> 01:17:34.904
-I have to be there for her.
-Look who's worried about

2180
01:17:34.946 --> 01:17:36.531
showing up for things
all of a sudden.

2181
01:17:36.573 --> 01:17:38.158
What's that supposed to mean?

2182
01:17:38.199 --> 01:17:39.826
You didn't even come
to my graduation.

2183
01:17:39.868 --> 01:17:41.286
Ow! Which one?

2184
01:17:41.327 --> 01:17:43.747
Business school, law school.
None of them.

2185
01:17:43.788 --> 01:17:45.498
You didn't even come
to my wedding.

2186
01:17:45.540 --> 01:17:47.250
-Which one?
-I only had one!

2187
01:17:47.292 --> 01:17:48.918
We had a deal, Tim.

2188
01:17:48.960 --> 01:17:50.837
You promised
you'd be there always.

2189
01:17:50.879 --> 01:17:52.422
Whoa. Where did you...

2190
01:17:52.464 --> 01:17:55.050
-Breach of contract!
-(grunts)

2191
01:17:55.884 --> 01:17:57.677
(ninja babies whooping)

2192
01:17:57.719 --> 01:17:58.845
Whoa.

2193
01:17:58.887 --> 01:18:00.180
-Whoa!
-Whoa!

2194
01:18:00.221 --> 01:18:02.599
ARMSTRONG:
How do you do there, fellas?

2195
01:18:02.640 --> 01:18:05.560
(chuckles)
Nothing's gonna ruin my B-Day.

2196
01:18:05.602 --> 01:18:08.146
Not even you.

2197
01:18:08.188 --> 01:18:10.023
-Oh, busted.
-Yeah, it was obvious

2198
01:18:10.065 --> 01:18:11.649
from the very, very beginning

2199
01:18:11.691 --> 01:18:14.319
that you two were
working together.

2200
01:18:14.361 --> 01:18:15.737
What gave us away?

2201
01:18:15.779 --> 01:18:18.031
Well, I'd say the bickering,

2202
01:18:18.073 --> 01:18:19.866
the, uh, petty disputes,

2203
01:18:19.908 --> 01:18:21.534
the jealousy.

2204
01:18:21.576 --> 01:18:24.704
You know, you two are brothers
in every single way.

2205
01:18:24.746 --> 01:18:26.414
(hums a tune)

2206
01:18:26.456 --> 01:18:28.708
-Off to the Box they go.
-(ninja babies yelling)

2207
01:18:28.750 --> 01:18:30.752
What? No.
Not the Box. Not now.

2208
01:18:30.794 --> 01:18:32.379
Please.

2209
01:18:32.420 --> 01:18:34.381
Aw, it's just... it's too bad
that you're never gonna

2210
01:18:34.422 --> 01:18:36.549
have a chance to reboot
your relationship and...

2211
01:18:36.591 --> 01:18:38.510
-No!
-...and restore the closeness

2212
01:18:38.551 --> 01:18:39.886
that you once felt.

2213
01:18:39.928 --> 01:18:41.554
-Sorry about that.
-No.

2214
01:18:41.596 --> 01:18:43.807
-No, no, no, no. No!
-Adios, Marcos.

2215
01:18:43.848 --> 01:18:46.893
* Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh... *

2216
01:18:46.935 --> 01:18:48.770
CAROL:
Oh, look, look. There she is.

2217
01:18:48.812 --> 01:18:49.938
There's our little angel.

2218
01:18:49.979 --> 01:18:51.856
-Oh! Tabby's in the tree.
-Ah! Oh!

2219
01:18:53.358 --> 01:18:55.568
* Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh *

2220
01:18:55.610 --> 01:18:57.362
* Ooh-ooh-ooh... *

2221
01:18:57.404 --> 01:19:00.699
(ninja babies
speaking gibberish, laughing)

2222
01:19:00.740 --> 01:19:02.409
(yells)

2223
01:19:02.450 --> 01:19:04.786
You had one job to do.

2224
01:19:04.828 --> 01:19:06.788
One job.

2225
01:19:06.830 --> 01:19:08.790
-Oh, no.
-The fountain.

2226
01:19:08.832 --> 01:19:10.458
It's flooding the room.

2227
01:19:10.500 --> 01:19:11.835
This isn't a time-out.

2228
01:19:11.876 --> 01:19:13.253
It's game over.

2229
01:19:13.294 --> 01:19:15.338
* Ooh-ooh *

2230
01:19:15.380 --> 01:19:17.674
* Ooh-ooh-ooh *

2231
01:19:17.716 --> 01:19:20.468
(panting)

2232
01:19:23.054 --> 01:19:24.431
MEGHAN:
Psst.

2233
01:19:24.472 --> 01:19:28.059
It's one, two, three
and one, two, three.

2234
01:19:28.101 --> 01:19:30.311
-(gasps, pants)
-(piano playing)

2235
01:19:39.446 --> 01:19:41.948
* Catch my eye *

2236
01:19:41.990 --> 01:19:45.118
* Take my hand *

2237
01:19:45.160 --> 01:19:50.457
* This bond is tighter
than we ever planned *

2238
01:19:50.498 --> 01:19:52.834
* Give me courage *

2239
01:19:52.876 --> 01:19:55.295
* So I can land *

2240
01:19:55.337 --> 01:19:58.840
* We know that
divided we'll fall *

2241
01:19:58.882 --> 01:20:02.927
* So together we stand *

2242
01:20:03.887 --> 01:20:06.848
* Laugh and cry with me *

2243
01:20:06.890 --> 01:20:09.517
* Fly that high with me *

2244
01:20:09.559 --> 01:20:11.686
-* See the sunset
and the sunrise * -(gasping)

2245
01:20:11.728 --> 01:20:14.356
-* The world looks so good
through our eyes * -Wow.

2246
01:20:14.397 --> 01:20:19.361
* Like the moon
and stars at night *

2247
01:20:20.987 --> 01:20:23.031
You're right. I blew it.

2248
01:20:23.073 --> 01:20:25.158
I ruined the mission.
(sighs)

2249
01:20:25.200 --> 01:20:27.077
And I'm a terrible father.

2250
01:20:27.118 --> 01:20:30.080
Hey, you did sort of
ruin the mission.

2251
01:20:30.121 --> 01:20:31.706
But you're a great dad.

2252
01:20:31.748 --> 01:20:33.166
No, I'm not.

2253
01:20:33.208 --> 01:20:34.793
I could never do your job.

2254
01:20:34.834 --> 01:20:36.378
I mean, you work
around the clock,

2255
01:20:36.419 --> 01:20:38.088
you can't even quit
if you wanted to,

2256
01:20:38.129 --> 01:20:39.714
and you don't even get paid.

2257
01:20:39.756 --> 01:20:42.092
Frankly, I don't see
how that's legal.

2258
01:20:42.133 --> 01:20:44.260
I was always jealous of you.

2259
01:20:44.302 --> 01:20:46.721
I wanted to be successful,
too, you know.

2260
01:20:46.763 --> 01:20:48.056
Sure, Tim.

2261
01:20:48.098 --> 01:20:50.433
I made a lot of money...

2262
01:20:50.475 --> 01:20:52.560
but you made a family.

2263
01:20:53.645 --> 01:20:55.689
The truth is...

2264
01:20:55.730 --> 01:20:57.649
it's lonely at the top.

2265
01:21:00.985 --> 01:21:03.697
* Reach with me *

2266
01:21:03.738 --> 01:21:07.033
* See the sky *

2267
01:21:07.075 --> 01:21:11.788
* I'll always be here
for the rest of your life *

2268
01:21:11.830 --> 01:21:14.791
* Sail that ocean *

2269
01:21:14.833 --> 01:21:17.210
* Find that sand *

2270
01:21:17.252 --> 01:21:20.797
* We know that
divided we'll fall *

2271
01:21:20.839 --> 01:21:24.843
* So together we stand *

2272
01:21:24.884 --> 01:21:27.095
(kids vocalizing)

2273
01:21:30.265 --> 01:21:34.185
You know, I'm... I'm sorry we
don't see each other anymore.

2274
01:21:34.227 --> 01:21:36.229
A very wise person
once told me,

2275
01:21:36.271 --> 01:21:38.064
just because you grow up

2276
01:21:38.106 --> 01:21:40.066
doesn't mean
you have to grow apart.

2277
01:21:40.108 --> 01:21:41.609
-Was it Tina?
-Oh, yeah.

2278
01:21:41.651 --> 01:21:44.571
(laughing): Oh, it is crazy
how smart she is.

2279
01:21:44.612 --> 01:21:46.823
It's like she looks
right into your soul.

2280
01:21:46.865 --> 01:21:49.743
I'm sorry that I missed
your graduations.

2281
01:21:49.784 --> 01:21:52.454
I'm sorry I missed
your one wedding.

2282
01:21:52.495 --> 01:21:55.749
BOTH: I'm sorry
I wasn't there for you.

2283
01:21:55.790 --> 01:21:58.668
* Side by side *

2284
01:21:58.710 --> 01:22:01.338
* Hand in hand *

2285
01:22:01.379 --> 01:22:06.217
* We speak a language
no one else can understand *

2286
01:22:06.259 --> 01:22:09.179
-* Hear those cheers *
-(cameras clicking)

2287
01:22:09.220 --> 01:22:11.473
* Strike up the band *

2288
01:22:11.514 --> 01:22:15.977
* We know that
divided we'll fall *

2289
01:22:16.019 --> 01:22:23.193
* So together we stand. *

2290
01:22:25.862 --> 01:22:27.030
(chuckles)

2291
01:22:27.072 --> 01:22:29.115
(panting)

2292
01:22:32.744 --> 01:22:34.746
(pants, whimpers)

2293
01:22:34.788 --> 01:22:37.165
(one person clapping)

2294
01:22:38.875 --> 01:22:41.503
(hyperventilating)

2295
01:22:41.544 --> 01:22:43.797
(crying)

2296
01:22:43.838 --> 01:22:45.840
Oh, Tabitha.

2297
01:22:45.882 --> 01:22:47.300
(gasps) Gramps?

2298
01:22:47.342 --> 01:22:49.010
Nana? Mom?

2299
01:22:49.052 --> 01:22:50.178
Oh, no!

2300
01:22:50.220 --> 01:22:52.097
-(grunts)
-Oh, my gosh, Tabitha.

2301
01:22:52.138 --> 01:22:53.973
You did such a great job.

2302
01:22:54.015 --> 01:22:57.227
Well, that's just
horribly rude of you all.

2303
01:22:57.268 --> 01:22:58.561
Come on, everybody.

2304
01:22:58.603 --> 01:23:02.440
Uh, how about
a standing ovation?

2305
01:23:02.482 --> 01:23:05.402
-(laughs) Very good.
-(Tina gasps)

2306
01:23:05.443 --> 01:23:07.028
They're zombies!

2307
01:23:07.070 --> 01:23:08.738
We did it!

2308
01:23:08.780 --> 01:23:12.659
-The baby revolution has begun.
-(babies cheering, laughing)

2309
01:23:12.701 --> 01:23:14.994
No more need for costumes.

2310
01:23:15.036 --> 01:23:16.913
(yells, laughs)

2311
01:23:16.955 --> 01:23:19.124
Who wants cake?

2312
01:23:20.041 --> 01:23:21.501
Oh, my gosh.

2313
01:23:21.543 --> 01:23:24.087
ARMSTRONG:
Happy B-Day, everybody.

2314
01:23:24.129 --> 01:23:26.131
Daddy, Uncle Ted.

2315
01:23:26.172 --> 01:23:27.716
Come in. Where are you?

2316
01:23:27.757 --> 01:23:30.051
(crying)

2317
01:23:31.678 --> 01:23:33.680
* *

2318
01:23:33.722 --> 01:23:36.016
(door opens, closes)

2319
01:23:36.057 --> 01:23:38.059
(sniffles)

2320
01:23:38.101 --> 01:23:40.061
TINA:
Here you go, sis.

2321
01:23:40.103 --> 01:23:42.605
Now, I already used this,
so I know it's safe.

2322
01:23:42.647 --> 01:23:44.399
Thanks.

2323
01:23:45.775 --> 01:23:48.319
Wait. Are you t-talking?

2324
01:23:48.361 --> 01:23:50.321
(chuckling): I know.
It's pretty weird, isn't it?

2325
01:23:50.363 --> 01:23:52.574
(screams)
Oh, my gosh, you're talking!

2326
01:23:52.615 --> 01:23:54.034
It's an emergency.

2327
01:23:54.075 --> 01:23:56.369
I'm on a supersecret mission
from BabyCorp.

2328
01:23:56.411 --> 01:23:57.370
(gasps)

2329
01:23:57.412 --> 01:23:59.789
You mean Dad's stories
are true?

2330
01:23:59.831 --> 01:24:01.708
That's what the suit says.

2331
01:24:01.750 --> 01:24:02.917
How do I look?

2332
01:24:02.959 --> 01:24:04.336
No way!

2333
01:24:04.377 --> 01:24:06.379
Now, I can't get ahold
of Dad or Uncle Ted,

2334
01:24:06.421 --> 01:24:08.298
so I need your help, big sis.

2335
01:24:08.340 --> 01:24:09.924
Wait, wait.
Dad's here?

2336
01:24:09.966 --> 01:24:11.426
They've been here
the whole time.

2337
01:24:11.468 --> 01:24:13.386
-Where? -I don't have
much time to explain,

2338
01:24:13.428 --> 01:24:15.764
but Dr. Armstrong is a baby.

2339
01:24:15.805 --> 01:24:17.724
A very bad, bad baby.

2340
01:24:17.766 --> 01:24:21.603
Soon, the world is
gonna be our playground.

2341
01:24:21.644 --> 01:24:24.064
-Whee! (grunts) -("Push It"
by Salt-N-Pepa playing)

2342
01:24:24.105 --> 01:24:25.440
(laughs)

2343
01:24:25.482 --> 01:24:27.817
Now we can make parents
do whatever we want.

2344
01:24:27.859 --> 01:24:29.944
Awesome! Yeah!

2345
01:24:29.986 --> 01:24:32.906
No more rules.

2346
01:24:32.947 --> 01:24:35.617
Sayonara, Mama and Papa.

2347
01:24:35.658 --> 01:24:36.951
Yeah.

2348
01:24:36.993 --> 01:24:38.078
(babies laughing)

2349
01:24:38.119 --> 01:24:39.412
-Mom?
-Dad?

2350
01:24:39.454 --> 01:24:40.413
Grandpa?

2351
01:24:40.455 --> 01:24:42.123
Whoa. Are you kidding me?

2352
01:24:42.165 --> 01:24:44.250
We need to shut it down
before it goes global.

2353
01:24:44.292 --> 01:24:46.419
-ARMSTRONG: Yeah. (laughs)
-What are we gonna do?

2354
01:24:46.461 --> 01:24:48.672
Okay, we need to find
the big whatchamacallit

2355
01:24:48.713 --> 01:24:50.298
that controls
the parents' phones.

2356
01:24:50.340 --> 01:24:51.841
-The server.
-Yes. Yes.

2357
01:24:51.883 --> 01:24:54.010
Is there a big one
of those whatsits at school?

2358
01:24:54.052 --> 01:24:55.595
Uh, let's see.

2359
01:24:55.637 --> 01:24:58.765
Well, servers get really hot,
so you need air ducts.

2360
01:24:58.807 --> 01:25:00.100
TINA:
Now you're thinking!

2361
01:25:00.141 --> 01:25:02.310
TABITHA:
Which intersect at the acorn!

2362
01:25:02.352 --> 01:25:04.646
-A-plus!
-Come on.

2363
01:25:04.688 --> 01:25:06.106
-This way.
-(gasps)

2364
01:25:06.147 --> 01:25:08.358
Opportunity knocks.

2365
01:25:08.400 --> 01:25:10.944
First, we need to make
a quick pit stop.

2366
01:25:10.985 --> 01:25:14.280
AUTOMATED VOICE (distorted):
Your time has concluded.

2367
01:25:14.322 --> 01:25:16.449
-(both panting)
-It looks like this is it, Tim.

2368
01:25:16.491 --> 01:25:18.785
Well, hey, at least we have

2369
01:25:18.827 --> 01:25:22.455
these last final
precious moments together.

2370
01:25:23.665 --> 01:25:25.875
Precious. Precious!

2371
01:25:25.917 --> 01:25:28.336
(whistling)

2372
01:25:29.129 --> 01:25:30.880
-* *
-(whinnies)

2373
01:25:32.090 --> 01:25:35.135
-Oh, right. Precious. Precious!
-(continues whistling)

2374
01:25:35.176 --> 01:25:37.303
* *

2375
01:25:38.555 --> 01:25:40.682
-(Ted continues whistling)
-(Tim sputtering)

2376
01:25:44.019 --> 01:25:46.438
(whistling and sputtering
continue)

2377
01:25:47.939 --> 01:25:50.191
(banging on glass)

2378
01:25:55.739 --> 01:25:57.157
(both gasping)

2379
01:25:57.198 --> 01:25:58.783
(grunts)

2380
01:25:59.743 --> 01:26:00.910
(coughing)

2381
01:26:00.952 --> 01:26:01.911
(whinnies)

2382
01:26:01.953 --> 01:26:03.997
That's my girl.

2383
01:26:04.039 --> 01:26:05.165
Thank you.

2384
01:26:05.206 --> 01:26:07.167
(sputters, spits)

2385
01:26:07.208 --> 01:26:08.418
(gasps) Tina?

2386
01:26:08.460 --> 01:26:09.836
Tina, Tina, come in.
It's Daddy.

2387
01:26:09.878 --> 01:26:12.213
Daddy! Listen, we have
to shut down the server.

2388
01:26:12.255 --> 01:26:14.007
-It's in the acorn.
-Whoa.

2389
01:26:14.049 --> 01:26:15.675
This is so weird.

2390
01:26:15.717 --> 01:26:16.968
I call shotgun.

2391
01:26:17.010 --> 01:26:18.053
Quick, to the acorn!

2392
01:26:18.094 --> 01:26:19.637
-TED: Hyah!
-(neighing)

2393
01:26:20.805 --> 01:26:22.349
BOTH:
Yeehaw!

2394
01:26:22.390 --> 01:26:24.184
Hold on to your chaps, pal.

2395
01:26:24.225 --> 01:26:25.268
-(ninja baby shouts)
-Whoa!

2396
01:26:25.310 --> 01:26:27.562
(all whooping)

2397
01:26:30.899 --> 01:26:32.901
-(screams)
-Oh, no!

2398
01:26:33.902 --> 01:26:36.029
Glue! (laughs)

2399
01:26:36.071 --> 01:26:38.531
Yah! Pixie dust! Aha.

2400
01:26:38.573 --> 01:26:39.949
-Yeah, baby. -Yes.
-(whinnies)

2401
01:26:39.991 --> 01:26:42.285
(babbling)

2402
01:26:42.327 --> 01:26:43.912
(eerie chuckling)

2403
01:26:43.953 --> 01:26:45.830
(shouts)

2404
01:26:45.872 --> 01:26:47.791
(eerie chuckling)

2405
01:26:47.832 --> 01:26:49.209
Wha...?

2406
01:26:49.250 --> 01:26:51.419
CREEPY GIRL:
Where'd I go?

2407
01:26:52.253 --> 01:26:54.547
-Whoa!
-I like your pajamas.

2408
01:26:54.589 --> 01:26:55.423
(screams)

2409
01:26:55.465 --> 01:26:58.718
(ninja babies crying)

2410
01:26:58.760 --> 01:27:00.428
Where are you going?

2411
01:27:00.470 --> 01:27:01.888
-Hyah!
-(whooping)

2412
01:27:01.930 --> 01:27:03.765
-Glue.
-TED: I'm proud to be a yellow.

2413
01:27:03.807 --> 01:27:05.058
I like your pony.

2414
01:27:05.100 --> 01:27:06.101
(both scream)

2415
01:27:06.142 --> 01:27:07.394
Thank you.

2416
01:27:07.435 --> 01:27:09.396
-(crying)
-ARMSTRONG (over radio): What?

2417
01:27:09.437 --> 01:27:12.315
Ah, ah, ah. No, no, no.

2418
01:27:14.025 --> 01:27:16.111
(whirring)

2419
01:27:16.152 --> 01:27:19.364
Now let's crack that big nut.
(grunts)

2420
01:27:20.240 --> 01:27:22.534
Oh, no.
It's about to go worldwide.

2421
01:27:22.575 --> 01:27:24.786
How are we gonna get up there?

2422
01:27:25.787 --> 01:27:27.497
-Really?
-ARMSTRONG: Well, you got grit.

2423
01:27:27.539 --> 01:27:29.124
I'll give you that.

2424
01:27:29.165 --> 01:27:31.167
Gumption, even. Very admirable.

2425
01:27:31.209 --> 01:27:33.336
And yet, uh, annoying.

2426
01:27:33.378 --> 01:27:35.588
Quite annoying. Yeah.

2427
01:27:35.630 --> 01:27:38.174
I'm gonna have to,
you know, uh, stop you.

2428
01:27:38.216 --> 01:27:39.426
Glue me, glue me, glue me.

2429
01:27:39.467 --> 01:27:40.969
Precious, sic him.

2430
01:27:41.011 --> 01:27:42.303
You're too little and too late.

2431
01:27:42.345 --> 01:27:44.431
-(clang)
-Ah, ba-bad dog.

2432
01:27:44.472 --> 01:27:47.767
-Pets aren't allowed in school.
-Aah! Precious!

2433
01:27:49.269 --> 01:27:50.937
And you, my pudgy protÃ©gÃ©.

2434
01:27:50.979 --> 01:27:52.272
Go, go, go, go! Move! Move!

2435
01:27:52.313 --> 01:27:54.274
-I offered you the world.
-(both yell)

2436
01:27:54.315 --> 01:27:55.734
-We could have been partners.
-(groaning)

2437
01:27:55.775 --> 01:27:57.610
I've got something better
than a partner.

2438
01:27:57.652 --> 01:27:59.696
-I have a brother.
-Yeah!

2439
01:27:59.738 --> 01:28:01.906
-(grunts) Let go.
-No, you let go.

2440
01:28:01.948 --> 01:28:04.117
Wow. Point taken.

2441
01:28:04.159 --> 01:28:05.827
What? What's going on?

2442
01:28:06.995 --> 01:28:09.205
(yelling)

2443
01:28:09.247 --> 01:28:10.457
Hey, that's my leisure suit.

2444
01:28:10.498 --> 01:28:11.875
It looks better on her.

2445
01:28:11.916 --> 01:28:13.376
Hands up, diapers down.

2446
01:28:13.418 --> 01:28:14.794
Things are about to get weird.

2447
01:28:14.836 --> 01:28:16.504
-Yeah, that's my girls!
-(Ted laughs)

2448
01:28:16.546 --> 01:28:18.465
-That's really Dad?
-Yep.

2449
01:28:18.506 --> 01:28:20.675
I said a lot of stuff
to that kid.

2450
01:28:20.717 --> 01:28:22.469
Well, quite the family reunion.

2451
01:28:22.510 --> 01:28:23.928
Uh, the more the merrier.

2452
01:28:23.970 --> 01:28:26.097
-I say let's call your parents.
-TIM: Oh, no.

2453
01:28:26.139 --> 01:28:27.474
(zombielike murmuring)

2454
01:28:27.515 --> 01:28:29.309
-Uh-oh.
-Okay.

2455
01:28:29.351 --> 01:28:31.644
Mommy and Daddy,
let's hug 'em-- to death.

2456
01:28:31.686 --> 01:28:33.563
Oh, don't worry about us.
Get to the server.

2457
01:28:33.605 --> 01:28:35.482
-Go, Tina, go!
-(whoops)

2458
01:28:35.523 --> 01:28:38.526
-(Armstrong stammering)
-(Tina grunts, yells)

2459
01:28:38.568 --> 01:28:40.362
-Hey!
-You got this, Tina.

2460
01:28:40.403 --> 01:28:41.738
Get down from there.

2461
01:28:41.780 --> 01:28:43.490
TED:
Go for his lollies!

2462
01:28:43.531 --> 01:28:45.825
Never touch another man's pony.

2463
01:28:45.867 --> 01:28:46.910
(all grunt)

2464
01:28:46.951 --> 01:28:49.287
Here. Stick around.
Stick around.

2465
01:28:49.329 --> 01:28:51.706
Uh, Tim, what do we do now?!

2466
01:28:51.748 --> 01:28:53.667
Don't move.
Maybe they won't see us.

2467
01:28:53.708 --> 01:28:55.335
TED:
They see us, Tim. They see us.

2468
01:28:55.377 --> 01:28:56.711
TIM:
Did you move? I didn't move.

2469
01:28:56.753 --> 01:28:58.171
-TED: Really, Tim?
-(grunting)

2470
01:28:58.213 --> 01:29:00.006
Oh. Hey, that's a little
too high now.

2471
01:29:00.048 --> 01:29:02.842
Don't look down.
Look straight ahead, okay?

2472
01:29:02.884 --> 01:29:04.719
(grunts, whimpers)

2473
01:29:04.761 --> 01:29:06.388
-(buzzer sounds)
-It's locked.

2474
01:29:06.429 --> 01:29:08.181
Can I give you a hand?

2475
01:29:08.223 --> 01:29:09.474
Of course,
I mean that facetiously,

2476
01:29:09.516 --> 01:29:12.185
because the hand acts as a...
as a key.

2477
01:29:12.227 --> 01:29:13.520
No, no. No, no, no.

2478
01:29:13.561 --> 01:29:15.230
-Hey, hey. No, no, no, no.
-Thanks, sis.

2479
01:29:15.271 --> 01:29:17.524
(grunts)
Stay away from my server.

2480
01:29:17.565 --> 01:29:19.025
-(yells)
-(grunts)

2481
01:29:19.067 --> 01:29:20.527
-Shut it down, Tabitha.
-What are you doing?

2482
01:29:20.568 --> 01:29:22.445
What are you doing?
No, no, no! No!

2483
01:29:22.487 --> 01:29:24.197
Don't do that.

2484
01:29:24.239 --> 01:29:25.573
-Oh, no!
-(zombielike grunting)

2485
01:29:25.615 --> 01:29:27.200
-Hugs.
-Hug Grandpa.

2486
01:29:27.242 --> 01:29:28.785
It's <i>Night of</i>
<i>the Living Boomers.</i>

2487
01:29:28.827 --> 01:29:31.871
-Dad, stop! (screams)
-ADULTS: Hugs.

2488
01:29:31.913 --> 01:29:32.956
(yells)

2489
01:29:32.997 --> 01:29:34.374
(grunts, gasps)

2490
01:29:34.416 --> 01:29:36.543
(groans) Back.
Back, you little monsters.

2491
01:29:36.584 --> 01:29:38.962
-You back off, candy pants.
-(yells, grunts)

2492
01:29:39.004 --> 01:29:40.130
(screams)

2493
01:29:40.171 --> 01:29:42.215
Ha! Got your nose.

2494
01:29:42.257 --> 01:29:43.591
(grunting)

2495
01:29:43.633 --> 01:29:46.052
Oh, right in the breadbasket!

2496
01:29:46.094 --> 01:29:48.221
(both grunting rapidly)

2497
01:29:48.263 --> 01:29:50.932
(both babbling)

2498
01:29:53.518 --> 01:29:54.769
-Ow!
-Ha!

2499
01:29:54.811 --> 01:29:56.229
-Knocked his block off.
-Ah, poopy.

2500
01:29:56.271 --> 01:29:58.064
Tina, I think I got it. Yes!

2501
01:29:58.106 --> 01:30:00.233
Don't hit that button.
Don't hit that button. Aah!

2502
01:30:00.275 --> 01:30:02.068
Ow! Ooh!

2503
01:30:02.110 --> 01:30:04.779
-And... enter.
-ARMSTRONG: No, no! Stop it!

2504
01:30:04.821 --> 01:30:06.823
-(screams)
-Cut it out. (mutters)

2505
01:30:06.865 --> 01:30:09.617
-Look what you made me do.
-(gasps) The fire alarm.

2506
01:30:09.659 --> 01:30:11.411
-ARMSTRONG: Darn it.
-TABITHA: Dad!

2507
01:30:11.453 --> 01:30:13.788
Uncle Ted!
Pull the fire alarm!

2508
01:30:13.830 --> 01:30:15.415
-The girls need help.
-TED: No kissies!

2509
01:30:15.457 --> 01:30:17.709
The girls need us. (grunts)

2510
01:30:17.751 --> 01:30:20.545
-(alarm ringing)
-(grunts) Time's up, halflings.

2511
01:30:20.587 --> 01:30:23.590
(sputters)
Great galloping gargoyles!

2512
01:30:23.631 --> 01:30:27.093
-(Ted screaming)
-WIZZIE: What? What?

2513
01:30:27.135 --> 01:30:29.346
Tim! Get to the fire alarm!

2514
01:30:29.387 --> 01:30:30.805
I'll hold them back.

2515
01:30:30.847 --> 01:30:33.099
TED:
Make it rain, baby.

2516
01:30:33.141 --> 01:30:34.434
TIM:
I'm on it.

2517
01:30:34.476 --> 01:30:35.894
What's the matter?

2518
01:30:35.935 --> 01:30:37.479
(voice cracks): You can't
handle the awkward phase?

2519
01:30:37.520 --> 01:30:38.605
(whimpering)

2520
01:30:38.646 --> 01:30:40.982
Go, Marcos... uh, Dad. Go!

2521
01:30:41.024 --> 01:30:42.484
-(gasps)
-I'm back!

2522
01:30:42.525 --> 01:30:43.985
-Here we go.
-Come on.

2523
01:30:44.027 --> 01:30:46.112
How about another round,
you tough guy? Come on!

2524
01:30:46.154 --> 01:30:47.530
Ow. Stop it.

2525
01:30:47.572 --> 01:30:48.948
I still got these.
(grunting)

2526
01:30:48.990 --> 01:30:50.617
TABITHA:
You put my sister down.

2527
01:30:50.658 --> 01:30:53.828
B-Day will happen,
whether you like it or not.

2528
01:30:53.870 --> 01:30:56.122
-You shall not pass!
-(zombielike murmuring)

2529
01:30:56.164 --> 01:30:58.041
Uh, you shall not pass.

2530
01:30:58.083 --> 01:30:59.751
No! Stop passing.

2531
01:30:59.793 --> 01:31:01.461
-(grunts)
-(fire alarm ringing)

2532
01:31:01.503 --> 01:31:02.712
Yeah, Dad!

2533
01:31:02.754 --> 01:31:04.172
Way to go! (whoops)

2534
01:31:04.214 --> 01:31:06.299
-(alarm stops)
-(Tabitha gasps)

2535
01:31:06.341 --> 01:31:07.884
TABITHA:
That's it?

2536
01:31:07.926 --> 01:31:10.178
That's right. Why? What?
The school's expensive.

2537
01:31:10.220 --> 01:31:13.306
-I had to cut costs someplace.
-(both grunt)

2538
01:31:13.348 --> 01:31:14.474
Oh, no. It's not working.

2539
01:31:14.516 --> 01:31:15.642
Did you pull it right?

2540
01:31:15.684 --> 01:31:16.976
How else you gonna pull it?

2541
01:31:17.018 --> 01:31:19.020
ARMSTRONG (laughs):
You'll see I'm right.

2542
01:31:19.062 --> 01:31:20.647
I'll show everybody.

2543
01:31:20.689 --> 01:31:23.817
The age of parents is over.

2544
01:31:23.858 --> 01:31:26.277
(babies cooing, murmuring)

2545
01:31:28.697 --> 01:31:31.157
ARMSTRONG:
Yay, yay, yay. (sighs)

2546
01:31:31.199 --> 01:31:33.827
How about you watch me
have a little toast?

2547
01:31:33.868 --> 01:31:37.122
To the baby revolution
and to me.

2548
01:31:37.163 --> 01:31:38.581
(gasps)

2549
01:31:40.709 --> 01:31:42.627
-It's time for the
candy volcano... -Mmm, mmm.

2550
01:31:42.669 --> 01:31:44.504
-Oh, that's good.
-TABITHA and TINA: Of doom!

2551
01:31:44.546 --> 01:31:46.506
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

2552
01:31:46.548 --> 01:31:48.008
No, no, no! No!

2553
01:31:48.049 --> 01:31:50.510
(yells)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

2554
01:31:50.552 --> 01:31:52.178
-No, no, no.
-Boom shakalaka?

2555
01:31:52.220 --> 01:31:53.847
-Boom!
-Don't do that!

2556
01:31:53.888 --> 01:31:56.141
-(crackling, sizzling)
-(screaming)

2557
01:31:56.182 --> 01:31:58.435
(both grunt)

2558
01:31:58.476 --> 01:32:00.729
-Whoa!
-(screaming)

2559
01:32:00.770 --> 01:32:02.355
-(grunts)
-TINA: Oh, no!

2560
01:32:02.397 --> 01:32:03.857
-Tabitha!
-(Armstrong grunting)

2561
01:32:03.898 --> 01:32:04.858
(grunts)

2562
01:32:04.899 --> 01:32:06.735
No! Someone help me, please!

2563
01:32:06.776 --> 01:32:08.695
Tabitha, hang on!

2564
01:32:08.737 --> 01:32:11.031
Ted, I need upsies-- now.

2565
01:32:11.072 --> 01:32:12.782
(both grunt)

2566
01:32:12.824 --> 01:32:15.785
-(yelps, grunts)
-(Tabitha screaming)

2567
01:32:17.537 --> 01:32:19.205
Dad, help me!

2568
01:32:19.247 --> 01:32:20.331
Look at you.

2569
01:32:20.373 --> 01:32:22.208
You're smart. You're strong.

2570
01:32:22.250 --> 01:32:23.543
You don't need parents.

2571
01:32:23.585 --> 01:32:25.587
What can they possibly
offer you?

2572
01:32:25.628 --> 01:32:28.048
-How about unconditional love?
-(gasps, yells)

2573
01:32:28.089 --> 01:32:29.799
-That's what.
-No, no, no. No.

2574
01:32:29.841 --> 01:32:32.010
-Sayonara.
-No, no, no. No. (screams)

2575
01:32:33.595 --> 01:32:36.222
-(grunts)
-(Armstrong screams, whimpers)

2576
01:32:36.264 --> 01:32:37.599
TIM:
Tabitha!

2577
01:32:37.640 --> 01:32:39.392
(strained grunting)

2578
01:32:39.434 --> 01:32:41.353
(yells)

2579
01:32:41.394 --> 01:32:43.021
-I'm gonna fall!
-Tabitha!

2580
01:32:43.063 --> 01:32:44.230
Hang on!

2581
01:32:44.272 --> 01:32:45.607
(screams)

2582
01:32:45.648 --> 01:32:47.942
I got you. I got you.

2583
01:32:47.984 --> 01:32:49.778
(both sigh)

2584
01:32:49.819 --> 01:32:52.030
I got you, Tabitha.

2585
01:32:52.072 --> 01:32:54.657
(panting)

2586
01:32:54.699 --> 01:32:56.618
I got you.

2587
01:32:56.659 --> 01:32:59.162
That's my big brother.

2588
01:32:59.954 --> 01:33:02.957
Thanks, Marcos Lightspeed.

2589
01:33:05.001 --> 01:33:06.628
Mwah.

2590
01:33:07.462 --> 01:33:09.464
I thought we both
had to grow up.

2591
01:33:09.506 --> 01:33:11.925
Well, let's not
grow up too fast.

2592
01:33:11.966 --> 01:33:13.426
(sighs)

2593
01:33:13.468 --> 01:33:14.844
I love you, Dad.

2594
01:33:14.886 --> 01:33:16.763
I love you, Tabitha Templeton.

2595
01:33:16.805 --> 01:33:18.973
Aw. You see that?

2596
01:33:19.015 --> 01:33:21.267
And you wanted
to take it all away.

2597
01:33:21.309 --> 01:33:22.769
-Where you going?
-Home.

2598
01:33:22.811 --> 01:33:25.647
You know, Doc,
childhood doesn't last forever,

2599
01:33:25.689 --> 01:33:27.524
but family sure does.

2600
01:33:27.565 --> 01:33:29.275
Uncle Ted! Heads up!

2601
01:33:29.317 --> 01:33:31.069
-(screams, grunts)
-Woo-hoo!

2602
01:33:31.111 --> 01:33:33.446
We win! Get ready
to order some pizzas.

2603
01:33:33.488 --> 01:33:35.740
(Ted chuckling)

2604
01:33:37.659 --> 01:33:39.953
* *

2605
01:33:42.706 --> 01:33:44.290
(babies gasping)

2606
01:33:44.332 --> 01:33:45.917
(cheering)

2607
01:33:45.959 --> 01:33:47.043
Woo-hoo!

2608
01:33:47.085 --> 01:33:49.212
-(squeals)
-Cool! (laughs)

2609
01:33:50.338 --> 01:33:52.507
-(gasps)
-(murmuring)

2610
01:33:52.549 --> 01:33:54.551
(Wizzie laughing)

2611
01:33:54.592 --> 01:33:57.012
Huzzah! (laughs)

2612
01:33:57.053 --> 01:33:59.097
Huzzah!

2613
01:34:01.349 --> 01:34:03.601
-(sighs, grunts)
-(applause)

2614
01:34:03.643 --> 01:34:05.895
(cheering)

2615
01:34:08.189 --> 01:34:09.566
Oh, sweet.

2616
01:34:09.607 --> 01:34:11.651
He who findeth keepeth.

2617
01:34:11.693 --> 01:34:13.153
(clears throat)

2618
01:34:13.194 --> 01:34:14.237
(kids cheering)

2619
01:34:14.279 --> 01:34:17.699
Mommy, Daddy,
I missed you so much.

2620
01:34:17.741 --> 01:34:20.118
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Yay!

2621
01:34:20.160 --> 01:34:21.327
Junior!

2622
01:34:21.369 --> 01:34:23.121
-Glue!
-(Jimbo yelps)

2623
01:34:23.163 --> 01:34:25.248
So soft.

2624
01:34:25.290 --> 01:34:26.708
Where are we going?

2625
01:34:26.750 --> 01:34:28.001
Not bad, Templetons.

2626
01:34:28.043 --> 01:34:29.753
Woo-hoo! Yay, Templetons.

2627
01:34:29.794 --> 01:34:31.254
Yeah, mission accomplished.

2628
01:34:31.296 --> 01:34:34.424
And as a bonus,
we stopped Armstrong, too.

2629
01:34:34.466 --> 01:34:35.967
-Huh?
-What?

2630
01:34:36.009 --> 01:34:38.845
My real mission was
getting you two back together.

2631
01:34:38.887 --> 01:34:41.681
-A-plus! See me after class.
-(Tabitha chuckles)

2632
01:34:41.723 --> 01:34:43.433
Wait, so you never
actually quit?

2633
01:34:43.475 --> 01:34:44.684
-Nope.
-Huh.

2634
01:34:44.726 --> 01:34:45.852
Well played.

2635
01:34:45.894 --> 01:34:47.187
I don't like to mix the two,

2636
01:34:47.228 --> 01:34:48.730
but I will say
it was never business.

2637
01:34:48.772 --> 01:34:50.273
It was always personal.

2638
01:34:50.315 --> 01:34:51.649
You know what, kid?

2639
01:34:51.691 --> 01:34:53.943
You're the best boss
I ever had.

2640
01:34:53.985 --> 01:34:55.570
-Thank you, chief.
-(Tabitha chuckles)

2641
01:34:55.612 --> 01:34:57.197
CAROL:
Tim! You actually made it.

2642
01:34:57.238 --> 01:34:59.407
-Yeah.
-I mean, I knew you'd make it.

2643
01:34:59.449 --> 01:35:01.076
-Teddy.
-Teddy, you're here.

2644
01:35:01.117 --> 01:35:03.244
-And look what you're wearing.
-Uh...

2645
01:35:03.286 --> 01:35:05.205
Sweetheart, I cried.

2646
01:35:05.246 --> 01:35:06.373
Then I went blank.

2647
01:35:06.414 --> 01:35:08.166
Oh, come on.
Every-Everyone get together.

2648
01:35:08.208 --> 01:35:10.043
This... We got to get this.
Here we go.

2649
01:35:10.085 --> 01:35:11.711
-Dad, no! -No!
-What?

2650
01:35:11.753 --> 01:35:13.213
(camera clicks)

2651
01:35:13.254 --> 01:35:14.339
(guitar playing)

2652
01:35:14.381 --> 01:35:15.632
TABITHA:
* We know that *

2653
01:35:15.674 --> 01:35:17.509
* Divided we'll fall *

2654
01:35:17.550 --> 01:35:22.931
* So together we stand *

2655
01:35:24.933 --> 01:35:27.727
* We know that
divided we'll fall *

2656
01:35:27.769 --> 01:35:29.437
(camera clicks)

2657
01:35:29.479 --> 01:35:35.235
* So together we stand. *

2658
01:35:35.276 --> 01:35:37.112
-Yay, Tabitha!
-That was beautiful!

2659
01:35:37.153 --> 01:35:39.114
-The crowd goes wild!
-(Tina laughing)

2660
01:35:39.155 --> 01:35:41.408
(chuckles)
Thank you. Thank you.

2661
01:35:41.449 --> 01:35:42.742
-(whinnies)
-Aah!

2662
01:35:42.784 --> 01:35:44.411
Aw, hey, Precious.

2663
01:35:44.452 --> 01:35:45.787
(chuckles) You're amazing.

2664
01:35:45.829 --> 01:35:47.664
Oh, I wish Teddy
could have been here.

2665
01:35:47.706 --> 01:35:49.749
Yeah, I know. Me, too.

2666
01:35:49.791 --> 01:35:51.584
-(doorbell rings)
-(gasps)

2667
01:35:51.626 --> 01:35:53.461
-Hmm.
-(squealing)

2668
01:35:55.630 --> 01:35:57.257
Hey, I was just...

2669
01:36:03.930 --> 01:36:05.890
TED:
<i>Merry Christmas, Tim.</i>

2670
01:36:05.932 --> 01:36:08.101
<i>I'm sorry I couldn't</i>
<i>be there with you,</i>

2671
01:36:08.143 --> 01:36:10.437
<i>but please enjoy this</i>

2672
01:36:10.478 --> 01:36:13.148
<i>inappropriately lavish gift</i>
<i>instead.</i>

2673
01:36:18.820 --> 01:36:22.115
<i>You've given me</i>
<i>the greatest gift of all.</i>

2674
01:36:22.157 --> 01:36:23.825
<i>-You.</i>
-(chuckles)

2675
01:36:23.867 --> 01:36:27.287
<i>Love, the best brother</i>
<i>in the world.</i>

2676
01:36:27.328 --> 01:36:29.622
<i>P.S. Duck.</i>

2677
01:36:29.664 --> 01:36:31.458
(shouts)

2678
01:36:31.499 --> 01:36:34.127
(groaning, spitting)

2679
01:36:34.169 --> 01:36:35.462
In your face, Leslie!

2680
01:36:35.503 --> 01:36:37.255
(chuckling):
Hey. Oh, it is on, Lindsey!

2681
01:36:37.297 --> 01:36:39.758
-No. No, no, no, no. Don't,
don't, don't. -Come here!

2682
01:36:39.799 --> 01:36:40.967
I'm younger than you.

2683
01:36:41.009 --> 01:36:42.385
You're a bigger target.

2684
01:36:42.427 --> 01:36:43.970
-(laughs) I got you so good!
-(Ted grunts)

2685
01:36:44.012 --> 01:36:45.472
-(laughing)
-TED: No, you didn't.

2686
01:36:45.513 --> 01:36:46.806
Aah! You missed me!

2687
01:36:46.848 --> 01:36:48.475
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

2688
01:36:48.516 --> 01:36:49.893
-Ambush.
-Exactly.

2689
01:36:49.934 --> 01:36:51.353
-TIM: Ow!
-TED: Sneak attack!

2690
01:36:51.394 --> 01:36:53.480
Oh, isn't it great
to see them fighting again?

2691
01:36:53.521 --> 01:36:54.814
(sighs) Finally.

2692
01:36:54.856 --> 01:36:56.483
(toy phone ringing)

2693
01:36:57.817 --> 01:36:59.527
Shouldn't you pick up?

2694
01:36:59.569 --> 01:37:01.488
Nah, we got some
family business.

2695
01:37:01.529 --> 01:37:03.031
Woo-hoo! Yeah!

2696
01:37:03.073 --> 01:37:05.200
-(Carol gasps)
-(ringing continues)

2697
01:37:07.786 --> 01:37:10.372
CHILD (on phone): Tina, we have
another assignment for you.

2698
01:37:10.413 --> 01:37:12.123
(gasps, whispers):
I'm listening.

2699
01:37:12.165 --> 01:37:14.167
JANICE:
Grandma's coming in hot!

2700
01:37:14.209 --> 01:37:16.753
-You want some of Grandpa?
-Everyone, get Tagalong Teddy!

2701
01:37:16.795 --> 01:37:18.505
-TIM: <i>It's true.</i>
-Gotcha!

2702
01:37:18.546 --> 01:37:20.215
<i>You can't stop time.</i>

2703
01:37:20.256 --> 01:37:22.592
<i>But every once in a while,</i>
<i>you get a second chance.</i>

2704
01:37:22.634 --> 01:37:24.386
-TABITHA: I'm gonna get you!
-(Precious neighs)

2705
01:37:24.427 --> 01:37:26.054
TIM: <i>So, even though</i>
<i>you're only a kid once...</i>

2706
01:37:26.096 --> 01:37:27.889
<i>well, unless you get</i>
<i>to be a kid twice,</i>

2707
01:37:27.931 --> 01:37:30.141
<i>which is really weird,</i>
<i>to be honest,</i>

2708
01:37:30.183 --> 01:37:33.144
<i>but the point is</i>
<i>you have to grow up sometime.</i>

2709
01:37:33.186 --> 01:37:35.397
-(Wizzie laughing)
-(camera clicks)

2710
01:37:35.438 --> 01:37:38.149
<i>And you should always</i>
<i>be nice to your brother.</i>

2711
01:37:38.191 --> 01:37:40.235
TINA: <i>Ah,</i>
<i>that was really sweet, Daddy.</i>

2712
01:37:40.276 --> 01:37:42.112
<i>That'll be great for my report.</i>

2713
01:37:42.153 --> 01:37:44.322
TIM:
<i>Okay, so... so that's it, then.</i>

2714
01:37:44.364 --> 01:37:47.075
TINA: <i>Well, actually,</i>
<i>there's one more little thing.</i>

2715
01:37:48.702 --> 01:37:50.954
* *

2716
01:37:59.879 --> 01:38:01.464
(door opens)

2717
01:38:02.590 --> 01:38:04.634
Mama? Papa?

2718
01:38:04.676 --> 01:38:05.969
DAD:
Wha...

2719
01:38:06.011 --> 01:38:09.097
-(gasps) Oh, my son.
-(mom gasping)

2720
01:38:09.139 --> 01:38:11.558
-(dad sobbing)
-(mom laughing)

2721
01:38:11.599 --> 01:38:13.685
MOM:
You came home.

2722
01:38:13.727 --> 01:38:15.729
TIM:
<i>Oh, yeah. Right.</i>

2723
01:38:15.770 --> 01:38:17.564
TINA:
<i>Okay, Pops. Now.</i>

2724
01:38:17.605 --> 01:38:19.858
TIM:
<i>The end.</i>

2725
01:38:19.899 --> 01:38:23.111
("Together We Stand" playing)

2726
01:38:31.911 --> 01:38:34.164
(children's chorus vocalizing)

2727
01:39:03.985 --> 01:39:06.196
* *

2728
01:39:15.663 --> 01:39:18.458
TABITHA:
* Catch my eye *

2729
01:39:18.500 --> 01:39:21.252
* Take my hand *

2730
01:39:21.294 --> 01:39:26.633
* This bond is tighter
than we ever planned *

2731
01:39:26.675 --> 01:39:29.052
* Give me courage *

2732
01:39:29.094 --> 01:39:31.429
* So I can land *

2733
01:39:31.471 --> 01:39:35.016
* We know that
divided we'll fall *

2734
01:39:35.058 --> 01:39:39.104
* So together we stand *

2735
01:39:40.188 --> 01:39:42.774
* Climb with me *

2736
01:39:42.816 --> 01:39:45.819
* Share my dreams *

2737
01:39:45.860 --> 01:39:47.612
* Tomorrow's brighter *

2738
01:39:47.654 --> 01:39:50.907
* Than it's ever been *

2739
01:39:50.949 --> 01:39:53.660
* Fear no danger *

2740
01:39:53.702 --> 01:39:56.037
* Make big plans *

2741
01:39:56.079 --> 01:39:59.708
* We know that
divided we'll fall *

2742
01:39:59.749 --> 01:40:04.629
* So together we stand *

2743
01:40:04.671 --> 01:40:07.799
* Laugh and cry with me *

2744
01:40:07.841 --> 01:40:10.051
* Fly that high with me *

2745
01:40:10.093 --> 01:40:13.013
* See the sunset
and the sunrise *

2746
01:40:13.054 --> 01:40:15.724
* The world looks so good
through our eyes *

2747
01:40:15.765 --> 01:40:17.600
* Like the moon *

2748
01:40:17.642 --> 01:40:19.811
* And stars at night *

2749
01:40:21.062 --> 01:40:23.815
* Rest your head *

2750
01:40:23.857 --> 01:40:26.526
* Tell me your thoughts *

2751
01:40:26.568 --> 01:40:29.779
* Everything I have
and call mine *

2752
01:40:29.821 --> 01:40:31.948
* Is all yours *

2753
01:40:31.990 --> 01:40:34.743
* Sail that ocean *

2754
01:40:34.784 --> 01:40:37.203
* Find that sand *

2755
01:40:37.245 --> 01:40:40.707
* We know that
divided we'll fall *

2756
01:40:40.749 --> 01:40:45.045
* So together we stand *

2757
01:40:45.086 --> 01:40:47.339
(children's chorus vocalizing)

2758
01:41:04.731 --> 01:41:07.275
* Reach with me *

2759
01:41:07.317 --> 01:41:10.362
* See the sky *

2760
01:41:10.403 --> 01:41:15.575
* I'll always be here
for the rest of your life *

2761
01:41:15.617 --> 01:41:18.286
* Side by side *

2762
01:41:18.328 --> 01:41:20.914
* Hand in hand *

2763
01:41:20.955 --> 01:41:26.670
* We speak a language
no one else can understand *

2764
01:41:26.711 --> 01:41:29.172
* Hear those cheers *

2765
01:41:29.214 --> 01:41:31.633
* Strike up the band *

2766
01:41:31.675 --> 01:41:35.053
* We know that
divided we'll fall *

2767
01:41:35.095 --> 01:41:40.600
* So together we stand *

2768
01:41:42.310 --> 01:41:44.145
* We know that *

2769
01:41:44.187 --> 01:41:46.773
* Divided we'll fall *

2770
01:41:46.815 --> 01:41:53.988
* So together we stand. *

2771
01:41:54.030 --> 01:41:56.825
(song ends)

2772
01:41:56.866 --> 01:41:59.160
* *

2773
01:42:16.344 --> 01:42:18.638
(chorus vocalizing)

2774
01:42:28.898 --> 01:42:31.192
* *

2775
01:43:00.930 --> 01:43:03.224
* *

2776
01:43:32.962 --> 01:43:35.256
* *

2777
01:44:04.994 --> 01:44:07.288
* *

2778
01:44:37.027 --> 01:44:39.320
* *

2779
01:45:09.059 --> 01:45:11.353
* *

2780
01:45:41.091 --> 01:45:43.385
* *

2781
01:46:13.123 --> 01:46:15.417
* *

2782
01:46:45.155 --> 01:46:47.449
* *

2783
01:47:10.972 --> 01:47:12.974
(music fades)